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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #50: Watching The Animal

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #50: Watching The Animal

"Take Rob's history and getting ready for the big episode number fifty of Robin Akiva needed pockets wanted to thank our sponsor. It's up to the podcast those our friends over red. Bet Online dot g yeah love it. I'm into you know because the jets are so bad I think we really need to focus on all the other games games and gambling right and the jets are so bad but rob sees hot five out of five perfect score last week tied for first place in the podcast cast one sports net challenge where I am taking on the other podcasts one host to see who's going to win five thousand dollars as for the charity of their choice actually tied with former Seinfeld polls show recap podcast guests spike Bernstein ooh the soup Nazi writer Soup Nazi the writer. Yes we are tied. Atop the leaderboard right now so picking five more games for this week have to pick against against the jets make up. A lock of the week kills me to do it. Pick the Patriots. Take the cowboys over the Dolphins Vikings over the raiders. Take the packers over Denver and I'm going to stick with the bills the bills and we do I'm going to stick with them in week number three so much. NFL NFL football going on and college football too you can visit our exclusive partner podcast. One Bit Online dot ag ag to take advantage of the best bonuses in the business sign up for a free account and make sure you use the Promo Code podcast one four fifty percent sign up bonus so much football going on in addition into the Games. I mentioned Baltimore Kansas City Houston at the chargers New Orleans. It's still counting that as a game without Bruce New Orleans. That's the I think it was in New Orleans the bridge am I think in Seattle. It's GonNa be a tough one for Teddy. Beata pull up okay JET TEDDY BE RAMS at Cleveland Chicago Washington also college football has a bunch of stuff going on Utai. USC Auburn at Texas Am Michigan Wisconsin Notre Dame Georgia visit been online at ag and no forget the podcast one fifty percent sign up bonus beltline dot ag your online sportsbook experts uh-huh uh-huh Kiva the needle yeah that's right Robin Keven these podcasts number fifty. Can you believe it they. He said it would never happen but here. We are fifty episodes in to the podcast where we spin a wheel of your suggested ideas and sometimes we pick a crappy movie out of a diaper and that's exactly what I'm going to do here today with a man who's an expert in so many things things the seventy five dollar patrons who have a wiretap on my house got to hear US talk about fantasy football and more for the last twenty some odd minutes here here. He is a knowledgeable man of all things. Seinfeld curb your enthusiasm football and perhaps even crappy the movies here is the Great co-host of Rodney Community podcast. Keep a winokur. You said that they said like the Royal Vase. I said we'd never make it. You believe said I once mentioned on this podcast episode one hundred we should do like X. Y. And doing excellent hundred WHOA low slowdown there Mr already halfway there yes but I am the person who in the graphic representation for this show when it says the episode number I was the one who started with a zero in front of the triple triple digit counter so yes yes. I knew I knew it was going to end up getting far enough yeah. I believe a listener said that is very ambitious. I'm not even sure if there should be a double digit. Counter US US like we're. We're doing zero two right right now. Triple digits seems like but I guess that means that we cannot go past nine hundred ninety nine hundred i. I don't even know how many years though appreciated be dead by the time we got a thousand yeah we were discussing last week. Three hundred injured seems like I'm nervous to even think about that so many years of this podcast I yeah I think that I have this. You know I'm not convinced that the earth has that but you've seen how like I eat and like yeah like embellishes for me. Also Yeah Okay so twenty years Tame Bishops but God willing we'll we'll be here and we'll be going onto podcast number one thousand we should really start to plan put that on the Wheel Robin Akiva Plan Episode Number One thousand. That's good idea someone said. Tell me if you have this problem speaking of future podcasts someone said to me like I don't really you. WanNa do I did a I did a podcast for your network that that will air I think in maybe six months from now a few months ago okay and someone said like I'm sort of uncomfortable doing Major League Baseball Twenty Twenty prediction show. Yes exactly that's what it was. Someone said like I'm uncomfortable doing that. Because who knows maybe I won't be around six months and then there's GonNa be a podcast with me on it and it feels like weird to do something and then like is ever been in a podcast in absentia the seems I don't know it seems like he's gotTa think there must have been probably you would think would you have a problem with that like like doing a podcast and like putting in a time capsule and then who knows five years from now. You could be released but you might not be around We talked about this idea a lot where let's like. Let's do a pilot boat. I guess we haven't talked about the suits. It's too dark. The listeners comfortable. They didn't even want to answer a question who's going to be most likely to be divorced on our census from Emma last week's podcast by the way. Can we get. Can we get an update on the on the explain the the husband Jean Chore. Let let me just re for anybody. WHO's just joining us. We're GONNA be covering the Rob Schneider Colleen Haskell film from two thousand one the animal later on this podcast so stay tuned for that plus. We'll be spinning the wheel of your ideas later on in this show and just a sneak preview. The animal was watching. That was a completely joyless experience for me. Hey this is utterly one of the worst films I've ever watched in my entire life so we'll get there. Get there. We'll get there so yeah so I did break the news to my wife this week that I lost a bet and that I was going to have to be a husband genie for three wishes between now and December thirty first twenty nineteen and she seemed excited as she used any of the three wishes yet no not yet not yet. She decided she's still mad at you for writing that question about yeah the the question that you that you definitely wrote about who who will be who's more likely to get divorced rob or Nicole so she's still very very upset with you for doing that. Akiva yeah although the truth is because it was so split down the middle I I don't remember who won but it was very close. I feel like we're sort of both like all right. People weren't super interested. They answered question. I think I think we're we're okay. Yeah be back for for that. Show was pretty good right. It seems like the the chances of me getting a divorce if she knows any more about the origins of that question probably will will rise my five twenty five is still very mad at you Akiva for writing that question so that I will. I will keep you guys updated. Did I will try to record. I will you know when I am granting wishes. I will try to record the audio. Oh that's the one thing that might be able to get me through it. If I'm creating content out of granting the wishes for my wife so I will record her asking for the wish fulfilling fulfiling that and you know decent audio will play it here on the podcast to keep you guys updated on the three wishes between now and the end of the year anything else is to get to before. We talk about the animal really. Just you know if you're if you're hanging around we will have a very special. Maybe plus sized mailbag egg today and we one of the things we did for this special. Fiftieth episode is we asked listeners to ask their MOMS. What you know what we should do. What would you put on the podcast. You and I should do next so we'll have some mom ideas on the wheels. You can look forward to that okay. Let's get into talking talking about the movie. This is the first movie from the crappy movie type was National Treasurer technically in the crappy movie diaper. National Treasure was grandfathered in into the movie diaper the grandfather of course being who's the grandfather national treasure Jon Voight Jon voight. Oh Jon voight and this movie star Probably Front. They have something in common in Hollywood. I don't know if Nicholas Cage had a child in the film so I don't know if John was technically grandfather a father. I don't know I I don't remember sidekick you and pre crappy diaper. We watched the movie. The LEPRECHAUN who which sequel is remains in the crappy movie. Yes which I enjoyed greatly leprechaun compared to the animal which I had never seen before yeah. Let's rank. The three movies actually is a national treasure leprechaun pecan this. I think that's the only way to rank and we'll national treasure. I was actually very bullish on that. I thought it was Kinda. Crappy movie going in. I was like Oh this is actually holds up pretty well so national treasurer. I far away the best film of the three. Leprechaun did have its charm. There was has cult all to peel. I can understand why it had something to say. There is nothing redeemable about the animal. I would say me generously. Obviously I chuckled twice during the film. There is nothing fun or funny about two thousand one's. The animal starring Rob Schneider the poster and Colleen Haskell. I believe Colleen Haskell was in this film under duress. I think that she was miserable and I. I think you can tell she did not want to be there. Yes I think to explain for a non survivor. Listeners which we learned last week is like eleven percent of our listeners colleen. Haskell was one of the stars the first survivor he star of the I v that's true the America's sweetheart the Jar Laissez Faire Richard Patch with the star Rudy was a star Sue Hawk as a star you could maybe argue a couple of others but she was universally beloved. I love it America's Sweetheart Colleen Haskell that I had the biggest crush in two thousand and one or two thousand on Colleen Haskell Haskell and I think that most people that watch the show in one way or another felt similarly yeah you could see why she got cast in the movie. If you saw the show survivor you get it I just this is her first she. I don't believe she was an actress before he went down and she wasn't isn't really an actress afterwards because the only spot she does our guest about on that seventy show in a second one on a show. I never heard of and then she quits Hollywood and why she quits tally. Would we could get into its little it could be. You know it's just speculative because you can explain better than I have cheese like fully not on social media. doesn't do interviews not completely from the esque the archer from any sort of notoriety yeah. I mean. Have you ever seen her any alumni event or nothing. She's had no never given an interview in in the last year off the radar by the time I got near the radar in two thousand and three that shows supposedly after the animal she was working behind the scenes on some things that you could see in her credits she has a producer credit from two thousand and three on the Michael S S. any show. Do you remember what that was. I don't I don't I don't remember Michael and also it no offense to Michael Espy. I'm shocked. He got a name within a Michael. You've got a show with the name Michael Michael S and he was a teenager and he did like talk show like in his parents house and that they turned his house. It's like a talk show set and then like guests would come into his parents house. He was like a like kind of like a kid who wanted a TV show and so that I think she was like a producer and it was kind of like the reality show of of like what was going on at the house getting ready for the talk show every week. I think it was on e. Maybe Communists and I think there was like ten episodes or maybe it looks like there was a second season also but then she was a producer on that but then it was you know one in done. I think on a working behind behind the scenes on a reality show and colleen Haskell has been off off the radar ever since we don't need to. There's really not that much more anything. Else is urban legend in terms of like okay. I think I saw her at a Jamba juice one time and we know nothing about Colleen Haskell really since two thousand three. She's the great white whale of talking with T. Bird. Ah Some day we might be able to track her down but she wants seemingly no public notoriety does not really keep in contact with anybody from the show and so we know nothing about her but here she was that she had this amazing star turn from survivor to pivot a great experiment could somebody who became famous from survivor or show a reality TV show. Could they make the jump to appearing in feature film in Two Thousand One's the animal with Rob Schneider and if anybody's unfamiliar with the Work of Rob Schneider who what a week Rob Schneider Schneider is having to be covered here in episode number fifty of Robin Akiva Nita podcast and he was also trending on twitter this week Akiva. Why was he training on twitter. Well he's alive right. You're always worried when celebre fifty five years old when he is alive that he actually got himself embroiled in the controversy around the current state of SNL where they added awesome new cast members here in the fall before the start of the new season which they tend to do including a man by the name name of Shane Gillis who is a comedian who made some controversial statements and then after the controversy deep boiled over Shane Gillis was let go from SNL on Rob Schneider took to twitter to defend him and then proceeded. You'd be dragged by twitter very shortly after that. Y- arrived Schneider is a I think outspoken Republican but he hasn't been one for long aw yeah he was a lifelong Democrat who's now sort of turned to ease very into like anti what he would call Social Justice Warrior and like you know P C police police type things it seems like from reading his his his twitter page and I feel like he does some Fox News spots now. He does not do a lot of acting acting spot. No He's really not not gone on to great rate things. He has a little bit of a run here in the late nineties. I'm sure do some irony here with Rob Schneider. I I as much as I loved Adam Sandler. I I love David Spade a lot a lot of those guys from the early nineties of SNL uh I was never a big Rob Schneider guy that he's going to end up doing some damage here at the box office. In in the late ninety s he's going to have his big film. DEUCE bigalow male Gigolo from nineteen ninety nine and then he has the animal here in two thousand and one and believe it or not the animal is GonNa Gross Eighty five million dollars at the box office which I was very spread. I kind of thought it was a bomb thought it was a bomb too. I mean obviously critically it was a bomb yeah. The movie made money. This is a profitable film yeah. I didn't think critically it was that much of a bomb based on some of the reviews that I was reading. It was sort of like well. You know it's a dumb comedy but it was not like destroyed by the critics which you kind of thought that it was going to be and then he is going to do two thousand two's of the hot chick is another one. I didn't get it back in two thousand and five with a DEUCE bigalow American Gigolo European Jensen Sorry Question Rob so two thousand Colleen Haskell goes on survivor yeah. He's in the animal. It goes okay but I don't think she was. She didn't really get any raves. Do you think if she if this movie had done better it was a film. Do you think we could potentially seen rob in the year after you were survivor in Deuce bigalow European Gigolo so could i. I Not Rob Schneider could I. It was a robin reproduction. Could we have seen you rob. Schneider Induced Bill European Gigolo. You could have been his body for maybe I could have been the love interest in the hot chick to where Rob Schneider that may be received well. Maybe behind check needs to go into the crappy crappy diaper that we need to just follow the film career of Rob Schneider. I did see DEUCE bigalow American Gigolo. I never caught up with the sequel of Deuce bigalow Europeans and then he sort of like in the Adam Sandler crew further uh number of these movies like a guest sometimes just a cameo sometimes as a side. I think once in a while he gets his own moving right. He's really not for Sandler. He's he's. He's his career has basically been over a decade at this point yeah so he's in. He's in a bunch of bunch of these films up because I just go back to the Shane Gillis thing because I I knew that Shane Gillis got cancelled of but did you did you happen to ever that he was cancelled and he said things about Asian uh-huh Americans and very controversial comments but did what he actually was saying was. I felt like it was hard to find. I ended up looking up and it turns out that he had a podcast which was what what he like. It wasn't like he was on stage making these ah remarks that got him onstage as a stand up like you can't really videotape that so you would. It would actually be easier to keep that under wraps like he may have. I've said much worse things on stage but that's that's hearsay because nobody's taping that but I almost feel like that. I went back and watched this podcast. I don't know how he even got on. SNL that this podcast was so was so bad and so low quality. I don't know like how do you even get on. SNL With this it is weird. I think that's that is one of the stranger things. It's not like the you know the other two other people that got added to the cast this year have like you could you within ten seconds ruling find like really the funny interesting things they've done. Great Impressions like characters. One of them has like a popular podcast. It is weird right. I think he was probably more shocked than anybody to get. SNL like he just didn't seem like he was finding enough the when they fired him. SNL released a statement that basically said at a great addition. I don't know how we got the addition but he must have not out of the park you must I just had like the greatest set of all time in front of Lauren at that audition because it doesn't make a lot of sense. Someone was saying yesterday that they specifically wanted to have a conservative comic so maybe maybe he was like the only guy coming in and that that's his deal was. I don't think it is I did when the second the story broke. I watched him do stand up and he's like he wasn't even a trump supporter but he was talking about like Oh. I bet you guys think I would be but I'm not but I came from. Maybe a conservative background from his family. I don't know I agree I. There was nothing you know. Politics aside there was nothing particularly really interesting about him and it was kind of surprising that he got cast but now I'm sure he'll make more money by you know being like Youtuber who was cancelled by US and I'm sure I'll have a big patriots. Go Fund on me or something. I have a really followed this story but it'll be he'll be fine. Yeah I'm not worried about the PODCAST was Matt in Shane's secret. PODCAST apparently not secret grit enough so manton jeans. A secret podcast was the issue here so yeah. I don't know if we you know it seems like a hot stove for us to get involved in this very surprised that it was a podcast which ultimately did in nervous like what would you be nervous. I mean first of all you are. You'd have to get like elected governor something for people to be willing to go through your whole archives imagine. Let's say my you know someone was like Hey. I'M GONNA Cancel Rob. You know he's he's got. SNL He's running for Senate like imagine how many interns they'd have to hire to go through your entire yeah so I mean it's like five thousand hours minimum yeah right yeah so well. Let's talk about the animal here because we've watched this entire movie. I wanted the best thing about the Animal Akiba is that the run time here with credit one hour twenty three minutes and six seconds yeah a real sigh of relief when I saw that the one of the best things about doing these bad movies because when we watch TV episode it's twenty two minutes usually unless it's a drama. The bad movies are always eighty minutes. They never stick around for the extra. You know it's never an hour fifty Dick. Thank thank you very much for that Mr Rob Schneider. How did you end up watching this because I know some people like to watch the video before. we talk about it. I believe isn't it on Netflix is an American efforts. I could not find it on flex. I add to pay to ninety nine for these standard under deaf version on Amazon prime. I Apologize. I mean it was fine. It was like I guess over three dollars. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT I. I don't think you have to watch this movie listen. There's places to watch line. Do yourself a favor. Do Not Watch two thousand three animal. We took the the bullet for you so you do not need to go through it but so let's just we'll go through the story line here and tell you about what's going on in the animal so you you don't have to rob. Schneider is a man and what's his name in this movie. Mange Marvin Marvin Means Martyrdom Age and he has a dream AKIVA. He wants to be a police officer. Yes his his father was a police officer. He wants to be when you were a kid. Did you really WANNA be a cop. I don't think so I never wanted to be a police say my father was a police officer mask. Ask but I never really I think father would have been excited. I think you feel when my brother to be a police officer. I mean there was a lot of things that I liked about being a police officer but I don't think he ever pushed that for me. I don't think he thought I could he wanted me to go into business. He wanted me to to go to college for for business. Would you have been a good cop. I'm not sure you would have been a good cop. I think that there are things like I could see like being a detective detective active. I'm not sure like on the on the beat. That would have been your strength yeah. He wanted for my brother funny too nice. You might be too nice all right. Just don't do it you. You'd be a lot of all right. Don't do it against from you so rob. Schneider is an aspiring police officer. He actually works in the the evidence room but he is not a police officer. Seek apparently cannot pass the the obstacle course that that is the one thing holding him back Akiva from being a police officer he can't get through the police obstacle course that you have to pass to become a police officer. Sir Me with the driving test when I was a kid that I also like. It's weird that he's not a police officer but he works in like the police house. That's not really how it works right like if you can't be a police officer. It's like Oh yeah but we'll hire you to be like the evidence guy. It's not just get out of here yeah well. I guess the closest parallel I I can have that Akiva when I was in high school that I wanted to you know I want to be one time on a sports team and I went out for the volleyball team. I said okay. Let me try to be that. I liked the play volleyball in gym class. Maybe I could get on the volleyball team and I went to the tryouts and believe it or not I did not make the team could not get on the volleyball team but I was offered a position to Sorta sorta like work the scoreboard that was offered to go and be a part of the team but I could not be good good enough to be on the team. That's sort of like rob. Schneider gets here way her that he was not good up past the obstacle course but they let him work in the evidence room at the Police Department yeah which is what they hate him shocking. Let him do anything. He doesn't have a lot of allies in the department. It seemed like he has like one or two friends but there are definitely people they do not care for him. He has a weird living situation. He lives kind of in a garage that uh doesn't really get explained too much in the film yeah the garage of whose home we don't know maybe that was cut it is sort of a funny setup where like his TV and everything or literally like attach the garage door so I think there's even a fish tank like an aquarium in there so when he when he leaves to go out he presses like the open the garage door button and like half his house discus lifted up and he he watches on TV the end of the opening few moments of the film that there is a local nature activist. Her name is is really WanNa play by Colleen Haskell. She tied herself to a tree so it doesn't get cut down and he's watching her on TV and she's commenting on the support. She's gotten from fans and she holds up. Look at this letter. I got from a mentally handicapped child. That's supporting me and he's like Oh. She got my letter yeah yeah. He watches too. It's funny because this movie's only eighteen years old but the TV feel well seventy or eighty years old. He's watching and also for an eighteen year. Old Film does not hold up. No it's weird because it's supposed to be a Raunchy gross so sad movie but it's also pg thirteen so they didn't. They should have either gone for it. We're not gone for it you know and they they had such a half hearted attempt. You know they'll like they'll. Oh have you know like he pees on himself later in the movie but they don't really show it and they make it very sort of neutral they really did not go for the jugular all this should have been and like a like a Raunchy already movie or they shouldn't have gone in that vein at all yeah the Ra comedy. I think starts to make a comeback. I think that the hangover over was one of the ones I don't know if there was like the sandler cream pies were R. rated like around the I believe they were. I WANNA so much were that they were. PG Thirteen let me see American pie or rating so the first American pie film and I'm not sure milica the IMDB WANNA say was PG gee thirteen but Let's see I'm deb. Give you the no you're right. A American Pie. Two is is rated R. Someone's going to presume yeah. The first one is Charles. Okay so yeah so they were ahead of the curve. They were going there but Deuce bigalow here is trying to get the teenage boys watching his film so that hopefully getting in life thirteen-year-old traffic here for the animal so he's he's GonNa. He's training but old people are running past him to as he's getting ready for the ops of horse he goes to work. There's there's like a field trip a little five year old six year. Old Kids are dunking on him. We meet another member of the Police Department who's going to be sort of a nemesis emphasis for for Marvin in the film Sergeant Sisk played by scrubs John McGinley Yapper eh Dr Cox from scrubs. He's great as the as like a mean villain type. He usually gets he usually gets cast as the bad guy not the good guy. I thought this I seen where the kids are just like destroying him and chaining him to the wall. It was probably one of the funniest scenes in the movie yeah the spray painting him with loser her and then the kids are touching on the call drugs and evidence in the evidence room. We also meet the police chief played played by Ed Asner. Yeah is this. I mean he's still alive at editor is right I think he is. I think that most recently recently he was the voice of the old guy in op okay right. I think that that's his most recent thin film work but he gets them run here in two thousand one's the I'm really not sure why why he yeah his character also is by the way there's I ruled Ed Asner on twitter. I searched them to see a few still alive. Ed Asner of course not on twitter but there is a twitter account is editors is add at it is Ed Asner. That's a tongue twister still alive and the answer right now is yes okay still with us not on the alternate side no he has his own twitter account counts at the only at Asner. Yes areas okay so we're GONNA see rob. Schneider's character compete in the obstacle course early on here in the film and so can you talk a little bit about some of the things that are going on in this obstacle course horse because I do not believe that this was taken from cannon in terms of what the actual police test is an old lady punches you in Mesa Bunch of times so that's one of them yeah. What else is there. You have to climb up a giant wall. That seems the most real. There's a homeless guy who ooh is on fire the if the put the fire out yeah. I think that's more of a fire department. The police chief shoots you too. You put a bulletproof vest on and then the police chief Ed asner shoots you squarely in the center of your bulletproof vest. I guess to see if you can tell you can handle being shot with a firearm while wearing a bulletproof vest and I don't you know if any lawyers really checked out this test because in imagine the Chester's of the world would have allowed this to go on yeah so rob. Schneider is ultimately going to fail the police person's test. You seems like there's a heavy set woman. WHO's taunting him about how that she is going to pass the test. He is not yeah and like at a certain point. I can't imagine you get to take this test one hundred times but it seems like you always get the take this test. He gets to keep taking it and he keeps failing it. Although later on in the film he appears to be a full-fledged police officer and I don't recall where he ever passed the test. I think think they let him when they realize he has the strength that will get you in a few minutes. I think they just automatically let him it's set up here. Where okay eventually he's going to pass the test at seems like at subway. He's just he's just a police officer and there's no real mention. I've extensive now. Are you saying a more serious. Film would have had like a quick highlight reel of him easily passing the test to show that he is like I'm wondering cut from the film because they set up here he oh he can't be a police officer and then he just is a police officer later on the film. Yeah we should also mention the writers. This movie are Rob Schneider himself. Yes and a guy named Tom. Brady at all. I'm bree defenders. There's also Tom. Brady is the go Tom. Brady is so is so amazing Michael Clark. Tom Brady poster her so before you continue to stand. Tom Brady know that Tom Brady was the CO writer of this film. Film and I believe also came up with the story so Tom Brady and the hot chick and Bucky Larson born to be a star flopper. Little Known Fast Sandler crew that written by Tom Brady and Rob Schneider yeah how dare he he. He should lose to rings just for that. That's right okay. Maybe they meet on the longest yard or that. After this is Brady in that movie the football writers are in it but Brady in that I think it's it's definitely after all these years later all right so we meet a couple of Friends of Rob Schneider in the film and he has he has to close friends that he hangs out with a guy named and miles and then another guy who in the credits he is listed as fatty. I do not recall him ever being called in that in the film but this guy is in a lot of things Have you ever seen this person before fatty before. His real name is not fatty right. It's Louis Lombardi Louis Guy. He's but most notably the two things I know him for that. He Played Edgar on twenty four. Okay a couple of seasons on twenty four. He worked at C. T. you and then he also had a long run on the Sopranos he played the the FBI a little thinner then right though a little bit that he he's only a year before he played fatty in in the animal but he was the guy that big pussy would always be talking to and then like hey big pussy. You gotta wear the wire so that was what was going on. He I believe spoiler alert died in season five of twenty four when there was a of gas attack a nerve agent attack at C. T. you he was one of the cats leavings the only one. I'm sure also one of the few or one of the few luckily Eh Jack Bauer held his breath and was able to get the going of course widened fatty. All this breath rallied. Stop so a of so. Let's talk a little bit about the relationship between Marvin Fatty and miles. The Best of friends doesn't a couple of friends. I do let me ask you a question yeah if Rob Schneider's on this movie if you actually castle with someone who's not just there because he's he's Adam sandlers friend do think that it could be redeemable deniable with a different person and secondly. Who would you cast in this movie to. Be More Likable Than Rob Schneider. Everyone is more likable than up shiner. But who would you have cast and particularly. I don't think the movie movie just makes no sense. I don't even know why we're rooting for rare. There's nothing redeemable. Uh Uh about his character at all little on that he's played by Rob Schneider so i. I don't know if there's much that you can do for him. Miles that it he has his here's an interesting character arc in the film and so I don't know necessarily how tapped in two thousand one on the animal was into the social politics of the day but miles that his character arc is that he is an African American and he's sick and tired of the other characters in the world of the film being too nice to him yes because he is an african-american in a way to sort of. I guess that that people in the universe of the film feel so bad that there is racism that they are overly nice two miles and he's sick of it. Yes the movie. The animal exists in a world where racism has been defeated and it's gone the other way and now so much so much that it's enough already someone like Guy Torry or playing miles just wants to be treated like any other person. It's two thousand one. There's no racism anymore and people feel so bad about the past racism. There's so overly nice two miles that he's just he's just had it. These people are being way too nice to him. He gets everything that he wants and he's sick of it yes and when I heard this I'm like okay. This is a weird thing but maybe this is like Rob Schneider's like it failed stand up but then it becomes a major through one point in the film major plot point in the film is that racism is over but but guys you're being too. Nice Guy Torry himself I think is like a comedian has been around the block his brothers Joe Torry but not much of a run. I looked at because I I think he's. He's good in the movie. Guy Torry but yeah he doesn't end up doing too much after two thousand and one from is really a standup. I don't think he's a big time actors yeah. He doesn't have a million film credits between two thousand one and now sees in American history x from Nineteen Ninety eight eight appears in don't say a word runaway jury Pearl Harbor but nothing really that you would know him from since two thousand and one well let me ask you are up because I was wondering because if the guy torry the if he was I'm sure Ryder Right. He's a comedian is writing this okay. I'm sure maybe this is Tom Brady. He wrote this but this movies written by Tom Brady and Rob Schneider so is this like their opinion of what was going on in the world in two thousand and one. I don't have to ask baby. This crew crew was curious to me. Maybe Rob Schneider will appear on an upcoming episode of the Shane in secret podcast and maybe he'll be asked about that. Maybe the bill explore this. I'd like to like because if this is like guy torry the actor sort of like hey this. I got a good ideas like okay fine. That would be a funny bit but like but if if they were like making him do this like this is. This is a bizarre sort of a plot boy. This boy came out three months before nine eleven so this is not like a movie from the early nineties yeah yeah a tough year for everybody. A lot of bad stuff happened in two thousand thousand one yeah all right yeah so basically the next thing that happens which one of the problems one of the thousands of problems with the movie is like you say like we should are good movie would spend twenty minutes with Rob Schneider making. You feel like you're on his side. You Know Oh he is at his neighbor's dog hates him. His people is is you know. Coworkers hate him. He has a job hates kinkaid history job but here's why you should should like him but this movie goes basically straight into no at the like the main act via the movie without making you like it. There's nothing redeemable them. He wants to be a police officer because his dad was a police officer. They don't really lay it out but I believe his father's passed away and so he wants to follow in his dad's ads footsteps so you get the he want. He wants to be a police officer because he wants to make his dad proud so he ends up going to he's. This is a needs to go. Take a Wizar- which was not a term that I was familiar with any time it's ever been said in the world he ends up going going into the restroom where he runs into colleen haskell reenter at an inopportune moment where he is his passing gas at the urinal. Colleen Haskell will refer to him as fat guy runs it. There's a long line for the ladies room so colleen Haskell using the stall in the men's room and they end up having a conversation say Shane and he's so nervous around her that he is taking a million paper towels and this does not sit well with colleen Haskell. WHO's an environmentalist Armenta list who does not appreciate the use of all that paper. What's the opposite of the term meet cute because I think we had. I don't think meeting when the main character's reporting in the men's room there's a lot of meat in this film also and also none of it is cute all right so rob Schneider is back home. He's watching an infomercial commercial for something called. Badger milk winch played a small part in this film. Yeah Badger Milk is literal Badger Badger milk. It's not something like supplement that GNC right in milk from a badger which will make you stronger and there's the guy on TV like Billy Mays S. Pitch Man Yeah who is who is pitching badger add your milk and he immediately calls in and Orders Badger milk which I think you'd need a Lotta Badger milk like I can't imagine during at once makes you stronger but they're promising to to to like regular milk cartons for the price of one milk carton which seems like a very small quantity of Badger milk to buy movie queued up. You want to hear the commercial for Badger milk lease. Let's hear the pitch for Badger milk working out and eating a high protein diet is not enough. You need a high potency high mineral the go rhino anabolic bodybuilding supplement. Nothing legally will give you all bat except badge milk. A Badger can lift twenty times his body weight. Can you do that so the settle for Badger Milk is at Badger. Milk is going to make you strong but the badger milk. There's going to be something that happens to Rob Schneider. The origin story of the animal the Badger Milk seems to only exist to make him think that the results of the Badger milkers what is giving him the superpowers correct weird. It's like a red herring in the film. Yeah it is a red herring exactly okay. Okay everybody thunder. I would say red herring in a better film here. It's just like a sloppy plot point that either should have been expanded or cut out but they didn't think of time okay so back at work. All all the other cool police officers are at the softball game and so rob Steiner has to answer the phone there appears to be some sort of shooting and as fate would have it a shooting at a Chinese restaurant which Chinese restaurant happened to be what shame Gillis was talking about on the fateful episode of the man Shane Secret podcast yes and what grade timing so yeah and of course as as is the case because there's a police softball game going on there are no cops on duty crime is basically Legal Eagle during the police softball game that everyone except for Rob Schneider and his one friend Fatty have not been invited to and so of course that's what has to happen. Rob Schneider himself has to take it was not a policeman has to take care of the shooting right so he heads off in a car that looks almost it's like the general Lee without any of its distinguishing markings and he ends up. There's a seal on the road somehow and Rob Schneider veers to avoid hitting the seal and then his car falls down like nine thousand nine different cliffs yeah it's very cartoony which is fine and then like he thinks he's okay and then a boulder had some refer right right and so he is seemingly left for dead and then it looks like big foot drags him out of a car ends up like this sort of like this very hazy montage that happens where there's some sort of a surgical procedure happening and eventually he ends up getting a ride back to his house in in the back of a pickup truck and then thinks nothing of the whole experience right it to him. It's like Oh. I just had a fun day and I'm going back to work tomorrow and nothing has changed right and now he goes back into his house the dog that always bites him is scared of him. The Dog just immediately starts to pee himself off his badger. Milk has arrived at the house and he that's at least one of the three peeing jokes in this Mulata humor. You need to go to poop jokes. You need to make radar because it's all humor he ends up somehow the Badger Melk has arrived at his house and he ends up then as soon as he gets home going right for the Badger milk a which pours out of the container. Maybe like it was filled with sour cream. Green doesn't look here's Rob Schneider sampling the Badger milk for the for the very first time he ends up eating. It's more of a solid the liquid now that's good badger milk yeah at that a lot of bad badger Milledgeville. You don't WanNa mix it up very good. Badger Milk There Ah for Rob Schneider so he gets he takes a shower now. I wasn't sure Akiva when you come out of the shower. Now is is he supposed was to be jacked like he's looking in the mirror. I I couldn't tell if this is rob. Schneider normally seem like especially proud out of himself for his physique. I think they're trying to make it seem that he thinks he's jacked yeah. He thinks he thinks that he is a is there any physical difference in Rob Schneider Hyder after the surgery. I don't think so but maybe he's just like Jack for the movie but then he just couldn't get into the character and he he just didn't get around okay. That's my guess all right. So there is Rob Schneider. He goes to work and that he runs ended the fatty who breaks hey. You've been missing for a week. Heath Rothstein thought it was just a one day yeah but don't worry fatty said he's just a drug addict and there's no reason like you worried. He'll be back when he comes back from after the shower scene. Also there's a revealed that Rob Schneider has a very hairy posterior. Wi with that part of the surgery or did his character always have that know why they grow and grow a tail. I think that that you grow a tail when when you get the thirty animals surgery okay so a Marvin now he feels great despite having these massive car accident and the car rolling rolling down the hill. He's feeling better than ever. He can run faster than all the old people he's running faster than a guy on horseback and so he he now is in incredible shape. He's jacked still he thinks it's the badger milk and not that he has some secret animal powers that are never explained that we're. GonNa Learn about soon off. Now can make a parallel here so earlier in the film. He's wearing a San Francisco Giants Jersey. It's two thousand someone is this some sort of Barry. Bonds Steroid allegory going on in this film and Basically Badger Milk plays the role of Belco where he he is a takes place in San Francisco but two thousand one time to get your performance enhancing drugs in. I'm I'm guessing he's just a big. San Francisco Giants Fan. That's my guess so. He has no issue with performance enhancing drugs in pro steroids. This is a pro stair. It's also it it end. I would say he's yeah. Rob Schneider's from erupt shedders from San Francisco Rob and the film is also a co written by Tom Brady. That's true who's also from San Francisco uh-huh yeah right right so they they're both just too big forty niners so he runs the Colleen Haskell in the park and she is a walking many dogs She's also some sort of professional dog walker. She recognizes him instantly as far fart guy and that somebody throws a Frisbee. He catches it with his mouth. Yeah this is our first sign that oh he might be like a real an actual animal mall and he has animal tendencies so somebody's also spying on him. We're also getting like that. Somebody's lurking in the shadows keeping an eye on what Rob Schneider is doing. We're going to check back in with miles who I guess works in Airport Security and so I guess rupture goes to go talk to his friend at work as one does yes if your friend works for the TSA can go there and hang out free nine eleven that is true. I guess you can do it was not as his name was. It was not essay yet. Go hang out with your with your friend. Who is working this the security again. I think that the individual visual airlines were responsible for the airport security so you you can see some potential holes in with with that system as Rob Schneider just goes to the airport to hang out with his friend and I wanted to go back. I don't think that we can necessarily do you too much. Justice to what what the plot and the plight is for for mile so I feel like that we should just let miles els explain his views on what's going on in this world and then we can comment on that so here is Rob Schneider's character. Dr Talking to his friend miles at work miles are going to talk to. You didn't know you smoked. I don't it's Z. Legal to smoke in the airports. I just want to show you how bad this guy watch this smoking a cigarette in the airport blowing smoke and people's faces. Nobody's saying anything see. Nobody even says anything to me because I'm black. Oh has been the rule so the black guy. Let's let them smoke because he's black just because all those old blues musicians never got any royalties and had to play one night gays until like one hundred kissel they can pay for their horse and I smoke anywhere I want to. I mean that's bullshit. Something weird happening. Well some weird happened to me. Too made me supervisor well. That's great is it. I've been here sixteen days maumoon this. This is where the the film going with the character miles probably the funniest guy in the movie right so racism again then still still dead in the in the middle of the movie here I like that he just smoke in people's faces they don't they don't care is very realistic but yeah and then what happens in the airport so there's a guy who go a businessman who goes through security and now rob Schneider because I said he is. There's been some sort of a transformation from. It's like a classic. Superhero story that he is able to detect. He has the power of a drug sniffing dog. He can tell that a man is carrying narcotics on him and so he is going to go oh and tackle this man to get through the airport and they frisk him and he has nothing but rob. Schneider is going to use his nose to detect that he actually actually has a small balloon filled with pure heroin in his anal cavity yeah so. I I like dogs dogs. Can I guess dogs are all drug sniffing dogs right because he every dog drug sniffing or do you have to be trained. I don't know I don't know rob. Schneider is a drug sniffing dog well. I guess guess maybe that he has run into the pure heroin in the evidence room and maybe he knows what it smells like and he has the super smell so he has become like a drug sniffing dog dog and and I guess just because of this that means he could be a policeman right. Yes so that it's very impressive live and so he goes instantly from this moment in the airport in the next scene he is now a police officer and he's at a press conference with the guy from scrubs and they're talking about the the job that he did and his partner were sergeant. Urgent Sisk is not not happy about that rob. Schneider's character is getting a lot of credit for this. Yes yeah how dare he take take script John John C McGinley. It's like it's funny because he's so much of a better actor than anybody else in the movie Jeremy Piven and entourage right just like so much better than everyone else. He's like. I'm firing my agent. The second this is over okay so they think it's the Badger Melk that the only thing that makes any sense but he runs into the somebody on the street late at night. Who is the doctor who was able to save his life and say come come with me. I need to show you something. Dr Wilder come with me the my my layer and so he ends up resisting. I don't WanNa go with you so hello. Dr Ends up shooting with a blow DART and brings him back to this laboratory where there is a giant hamster wheel feel like a dog bed for him to lay in and I don't really even understand what this is like. He's sort of like wants him to not. Leave and stay there but he's not a prisoner. I also like the the doctor. Wilder is a big casting missed. Feel like this guy is completely forgettable. I would have gone with Christopher. Lloyd time like someone who's really wacky and interesting yeah but this is a complete miss. This guy and he's not like a person I've ever heard of Tom. I don't know if any of this is Canon. I went on the IMDB page and so on IMDB. They have these little like a Trivia factoid wades or that you can look and so there is like a laundry list of casting choices that did not get the apart and so I don't know how much of this is Canon but it ends up going down the list of all the different people that were considered -sidered for the I don't know if they ever got anybody to audition bide that our some of the highlights Alan Alda was considered for the role of chief. Wilson that the ED asner all right wouldn't made a difference in the movie yeah. Okay Pam Grier was considered for the role of Riyadh the Colleen Haskell role okay. Yeah when different directions yes different direction on actress. Okay Jamie Lee Curtis was considered for the role of uh-huh a what is it like one role very very different ways to go of Pam grier. Jamie Lee Curtis or Colleen Haskell right or reality reality vs stuff faith four was considered for the role of a yeah they consider Kelly Ripa also yep. George Lopez was considered for the role of Sergeant Sisk. Yeah you've been good. I mean he's pretty good in this role. Jeff Garland was considered for the role of chief Wilson. Oh we're guarded would've would've been insists. He can play me but yeah I I David. Schwimmer was considered for the role of sergeants grilling. Yes they well. They have may have considered asking David Schwimmer but they could not get number. David Schwimmer is during them hair. Height of friends was considered an impasse the animal you're the role in the animal. Yeah Yeah I'm sure Kelsey grammer was considered for the role of chief Wilson Yeah. I'm sure they considered all these people probably would have happened is this coming from like the DVD where it's like Rob Schneider just like all right. Here's five people that would have been good for this role. Charlton Heston was considered for the role of chief will say okay was he still alive. Brad was considered for the role of cheap Wilson. Yeah people so I don't know Cameron. MANHEIM was considered for the role of real okay. James Spader was considered for the role of Sergeant Says Skull so I hate spader Batur. No I would not have watched this. Was it so. I don't know whether you get this stuff from. I don't know if it's if it's on the page but that's according to the Trivia all right. Let's see we pick up the pace a little bit here yeah with the breakdown so there's there's an explanation in of what's going on here that the doctor is explaining that no you were left for dead. He's animal parts on Michael. Jackson's monkeys involved somehow. They say there's a monkey he that escaped from popstars place they can't say who it is but the monkees moonwalking so rob. Schneider is going to leave that. He can't control his urgency. That's a big part of the movie where Sergeant Sisk is eating chicken bone and he can't concentrate and then that the shades is of George with the eclair sergeant sisk throws the chicken bone in the garbage and then Rob Schneider gets caught by the police chief going through the garbage. Jason in Alexander should have been playing the police chief that would have been the highlight of the movie if he caught Rob Schneider eating out of the garbage yeah. There's a very awkward scene. Where are there is a sexy lady who is walking down the street in a white dress and we're interested the fact that Marvin cannot cannot control his animalistic sexual urges would you say Marvin is attracted to both women and animals appoint has not yet been introduced into the film where he is feeling very sexually attracted to a goat in heat that will come later later on in the film but attractive woman in a tight white dress and Marvin proceeds to hump a mailbox that he cannot control luckily that was as far as it got yeah he? He got further with the animals. I think offscreen the mailbox that's as far as yeah so shortly thereafter. He ends up going into a running into colleen haskell this. She works in some sort of like a pet rescue. Excuse shelter yeah something like that yes. She has a lot of pets there. Can we talk a little bit about colleen in Haskell and look nobody love Colleen Haskell more than me in humor meet her because she was out of the picture but I was such a fan then I realized that she was such a sympathetic figure and I love I love when she said at one point. She is like talking about how they're gonNA have like a quiz and it's so exciting for her because it's like it's like a game show and then she remembered that she was on a game show and she gets voted out and she's just everybody be nice play fair ear and she has all the bug bites and she's completely adorable in the original season of survivor. She is so bad in this movie. I really feel not not a professional actress like it's unfair. It's unfair to actors to assume that literally anybody could come in even movie like the animal where you're acting alongside Rob Schneider who is the testable and loathsome and like act on his level. Should there are a couple of scenes where she's competent. I was paying a lot of attention to a but but when they're in the park she's bad and then the the final scene that she's in that we could get to the end like the climactic scene in the movie. She is abysmal and she's now talking talking loud enough. She's Nice. She's like like I don't know. She had to have been under duress because she's not even saying the lines audibly blee where you can hear her. I don't know if they if they tried like colleen. We can't hear you. It's like you're an animal. Let me play a little bit of this is a scene where she's in her animal. Sanctuary and Rob Schneider is fighting with a rang a Tang who does not like other animals quite a collection of exotic birds McCullough's and my friend COSMO's apparent. He's getting smacked by ranking It's so she's really bad now. I couldn't find this that I heard this anecdotally or or if I saw an interview with Rob Schneider kind of talk badly about her after the film also which would be very rob Schneider to throw her under the bus but I saw something where he was complimentary but maybe after it got panned changes mind. I didn't see that although I'm not saying it didn't happen yeah where I think there was some talk about how she just smoked cigarettes all the time and she smells like cigarettes all the time and I I just think she did not want to be here. I don't know what she got paid to be. In the animal. The budget of this movie rubs forty seven very high budgeting the whole movie yeah what I mean like. Maybe Schneider gets five million. He's lucky like there's not a lot of other. There's nobody else who's making seven figures like as an actor Asner McGinley like they're getting paid but not that much. What are they spend money on. I guess the animal handlers like it doesn't make and Bob if you're if you're a forty seven million dollar budget. How is the number two role in the film. Go to someone who's never acted before makes no sense. I don't know I don't know a lot of dead money on the happen. The animal did they have to guess. Maybe they felt like all the survivor fans and like she she had such. Oh you know this movie is for June two thousand one so yeah. It's still a really big deal huge but like it doesn't make any sense to me. It's such a re. I understand interesting doing it like a two million dollar movie but it is a major Hollywood motion picture. That's like that made eight thousand ninety million dollars its first weekend. It's such a risk. I'm sure she screen tested great and you know people. People actually liked her and she is. She like you say she is a very girl next door like likable but man. She's not like she could be started with like being you know oh the girlfriend. I it's crazy to have a lead who does not know to act and literally never acts again right right. It's on do you know does the marketing marketing budget like if there's like okay well. We're going to just go crazy does that is that separate. I think that's separate separate. We spent fifty million we made eighty but they're not you you know they're not factoring that the marketing budget could afford okay and they lost all right so after meeting up with Colleen Haskell he's head head over heels in love with Riana. He's talking about he issue controlling his impulses fatty DSM. Oh Yeah I get it because you're a porn addicts he wakes up in the middle of the night and that he apparently has broken into some sort of a butcher shop and now has like a gigantic belly which is hanging over his pants and and so he seeks the counsel of the professor who has the giant hamster wheel where I guess he can run like thirty miles and get rid of the Adeli. Yeah runs in the hamster wheel. It's kind of a funny visual. I guess so all this takes place in over the course of two minutes in the film where maybe that's maybe that's what but the budget was. They spent like two million dollars on this giant him and this prosthetic belly that he gets up so he's sort of like the Wolfman where he like in the middle of the night wakes up and goes and does things that he can't control yeah and we don't always see them and when we see them they're fuzzy but yeah he is doing bad things again. It's like nick because he's not a likable person. You like you almost want him to die this candling. He's not like he's evil and there's nothing likable about him so he should just be put down as an animal yes they should put him out of his misery and the Doctor Warns Him. Hey you have to be able to control your urges not just eating but also oh his incredible sexual urges than he he needs to be able to control them and he was like murderous surged to murderous other animals right sexual eating. You know all all all things that you would not look at your protagonists of a film. Elm that he has a unquenchable hunger sexual desire murderous rage. Yes yes all right so we're GONNA see Russia. He's he's back at work. Sergeant Sisk is going to make him his his partner now going to the what happens next he goes to the party well before he goes to the party that they're on patrol and he runs into some gang members. There's and then sort of like a barks at them like dog outside of the window of the car sort of scares them away. I think Sergeant Sisk is a little bit impressed with the people are slightly weirded out by the fact that he has like acts like a different types of animals all the time but they never ask him questions like why are you doing that. Yeah all right so Sergeant Sergeant Sisk Marvin end up they go to a local farm and there's some sort of an incident where a tractor is is missing stolen tractor the tractor incident yes reactor incident and so they noticed that there's a goat that's on this farm farm and the farmer reveals that yeah this goat is in heat driving all the animals on the farm wild so they have to isolate isolate the this goat but as Sergeant Cisco's talking to the farmer a Marvin goes and has a a moment with with with with the Goat Emeka with the gun me with with the goat. Where is he hitting on on? The goat is hitting on the go. Yeah that's fair so the goat probably never thought you'd ask that question before right and again that maybe this film is ahead of its it's time or only behind it's time for two thousand and one where you don't have a lot of films where the hero of the film is reportedly. Tuesday reality seducing echoed a farm animal. Yes yeah it's I would say. It's time yeah so this is where he's He's trying to pick up. Pick up the goat. Let's listen a little bit of what's going on here. The money's going on now we never do. We have confirmed this with with an animal during this movie or is it employee yeah I do not we do not have any confirmed guests if you had the vote if this was a sense opole yeah. I believe Rob Schneider under does sleep with an animal during the course of you. Tell me when we get to it because I thought he did. I mean he did not okay all right so the goat ends up kicking him any ends up going flying. Luckily for all of us okay so they ended up running into colleen. Haskell and I think that this was also. I don't think that this is a really allowed in the police department command where the Sergeant Sisk in Marvin basically pull over colleen Haskell to hit on her yeah. I don't think aloud I would I don't know I don't think it's different time there. I guess so into the ones she says No. I have a date with Marvin which really puts sergeant sisk on tilt. Does them off yeah absolutely he doesn't like it and so they end up going to sort of like a big gala at the is this the mayor's house. Yes yes the mayor's house yeah they go to a party there like a farm ish type and sarge insist is really not happy with Marvin after all colleen haskell thing. He's going to be reading meters. I which I think it just seems like a fine job seems like much less less dangerous than being out fighting crime but I think you get paid the same right yeah. I I believe so yeah anyway so maybe it's boring but so rob. Schneider sees a cat and goes into he's chasing the cat all over the party ruins everything and so he's being really admonished by sergeant says he can't control himself at the party and everybody's mad at him but then here's fired it gets fired and then and then then we're here yeah but here's something that is often the distance and so he ends up kind of turning into a dolphin. I think Eli that weird before maybe he dives into the water order finds a kid who has somehow fall in thirty feet under water in the lake and then is able to pull the kid out of the water and and saves the day by the time the I'd say three seconds after the kid out from drowning thirty feet under the water the kids smiling while he's being you know jet packed by this Cli in slash person and it's totally fine. He's smiling on the back of Rob Schneider okay so he hangs out with his friends as nervous nervous about his date with colleen Haskell. He ends up going out to a restaurant with her. There is a a waiter. Dr Who's kind of a villain that he's kind of a d. Bag Waiter who thinks that Rob Schneider is big loser and he's going to be able to steal away colleen lean haskell and so she wants to go with him to a vegetarian dinner which is who who is this harder on a vegetarian dinner dinner for Rob Schneider or for you AKIVA. I don't mind Vegetarian Dinners Yeah but but rob Schneider also because he's an animal. We'll see more likely to have a meatless diet. I don't know yeah I mean. This is a lot of animals that he plans but he has sort of this. Ah Lust for all things meet so hard for him. One of the problems with Rob Schneider is like the line in which he is a person versus. An animal is changes. Every second makes us yeah where he likes slurps up to drink like an animal but then like eats normally but then during this meal pees on the floor when colleen in hassle goes to the bathroom. It's very inconsistent. Yeah I mean there's nothing makes sense here. I don't know what you're looking for so oh she and he ended up having this meal and so the waiters coming in he's trying to pick her up and rob. Schneider is getting annoyed what she goes to the bathroom. He pees on her chair because I guess he's marking his territory one of the many Pe- jokes in the film yeah they they right. They go back to the P well yeah but it's not even like a real. It doesn't even look like he's peeing and there's no real reason but yeah he pees on the floor and and then she comes back. Let me see if I can play. This scene says she hears after he pees on the table. She comes back. She smells something. despoil must sperry wide colleen. What are you saying what smells musty yeah. Maybe maybe the problem wasn't colleen Haskell. Maybe it was the reliable and could not even bring herself to read. Tom Brady's dialogue. She said I will do two takes and if you ask me for a third. I'm leaving yeah so he's so sexually charged that he needs to go into the bathroom here. He's excuse himself. He is no longer master of his domain. Akiva right okay no longer lord of the manor out yeah yeah he's out. He's out. He's making like animals. Zebra noises that he comes back to the table he stares at her back back again and then she's wearing like sort of like a very thin strapped dress with one of her straps straps like sorta falls down her shoulder she adjusted. That's enough for him. He's back into the bathroom. He's out again yeah normal normal day okay but they go back to after the after the date he wa. He walks her back and things things go okay. Just a of a fine date. He's able to control himself does not force himself onto Riana here. thankfully okay yeah but then again he's another episode where he wakes up in the middle of the night that he has gone off and doing. God knows what well this is where I think maybe maybe he he got busy with some farm animals. Oh you think so okay so possible. There's there is a missing animal so you think that he when out there and mid some sort of a sexual act with the animal 'cause it's the animal with eating. I mean maybe not with this one but I think he went out and had a good time middle of the night yup because he's being accused of participating in a satanic ritual yeah I I don't. I'm not sure it's been a minute since I've been to a satanic ritual but I think accusing him of the wheel going out and I mean again a he went to a vegetarian dinner her. I think he might have just been hungry yeah. He may not have even been busy yeah. He was busy doing a lot of other things a lot of other bodily functions at the restaurant right right so ed asner calls them in and then he's also very distracted there are some donuts there and he's eating a powder donut and then he's getting sugar all everything and then is like licking the sugar off his clothes classy classy okay so colleen. Haskell cul ends up coming back over the next day after they had such a great night last night and so that the he's built like a beaver dam in front of his garage. I guess so he can't go out anymore in the middle of the night yeah. He's trying to stop himself because the chief has been asking questions like like where what's he doing at night the police sketch that looks like Marvin rights they. They're like they've figured him the Guy yeah so so you know he's he's like. I don't know if he's also hiding from the cops. He doesn't want other people to come in in addition to him trying to stop himself from going out yeah. That's how I read it so she is she comes in. She sees his whole houses a beaver dam now and so he says basically I have something I have to tell you and transition. It's nighttime and she knows everything they Yada Yada. The fire explanation of him explaining explaining hey I crashed my car and a doctor performed some surgery on me and his animal parts and I have all these animal powers and and her reaction Yada Yada Yada Yada that you've never you're an animal yeah they Yada Yada the best part no I mentioned mentioned the vegetarian dinner so yeah there we go and so and she's totally understanding and willing who has lower standards than calling Haskell in this movie like this guy is a big loser who lives first of all he lives in the garage and he lives in a beaver dam inside the garage by the way the landlord very chill about this about about this whole situation yeah. I'm assuming lives in somebody else's house yeah they don't mind and then she goes into the garage. It looks like a nightmare. She's fine explained explain to these an animal still good and she stays the night she stays the night yes. She's into it and he says I want you to tie me up and she's like Whoa Whoa. He's like no so I can't can't hurt anybody so I guess she does tie him up but then he wakes up and he's been out and about again and she reveals that she untied him because he looked uncomfortable and looks like we're like waking up in bed. He's got no shirt on. She seems to have no pants on no no pants on so like how much of an animal he was yeah bad which again that's what happens when the Star and wrote the movie rights and so so the police come in and Colleen Haskell tells them to run for it. She's on his on his side. I mean he might have gone out and murdered people. Yes seemingly does not care yeah. He's the bad guy he like. I Yeah I think you should maybe be on the east. Killing animals might be on the police decided. I'm not an animal lover. Yeah but she loves him. I guess he is an animal too so she's deciding between your one animal and another. Is it almost like the food chain. Is it not to the next Census Eh murder if you're higher on the food chain yeah that's a good question. Someone said we should have a census every twenty five episodes. Maybe episode seventy five. Maybe early fifty maybe fifty finer grinds rob didn't like that up so I liked it. I just feel like stop football so someone should track if we have APPs of census questions so I don't know if you have twenty five episodes twice a year for a census one night once a year once every ten years that's true that's true. I think maybe that's the last episode ten years from now. We do nine ninety nine census and that's where the rest of the movie is essentially just a Eh. The police chase like the police chase and then looking after Rob Schneider in the woods yeah. There's a couple of fun moments here. A norm MacDonald has has a made me smile. That's really that's really fun so that he's part of the angry mob and a lot of questions for award the sergeant. Let me let me play a little bit of nor McDonald here as Rob Schneider's running shoot-to-kill mocking yeah yeah I got a questionnaire. When do we get to light torches when it gets dark. Okay I got another question. Suppose hypothetically guy already lit his torch. I mean heavy cool if he if he could just keep it live yes okay. Akiva torch jokes here. Is this a wink for Colleen Haskell. Yeah I mean towards jokes now have taken on a different meaning. I think eighteen years later but yeah I don't. I don't think so I bet normally because this is funny. I bet norm MacDonald wrote this bit himself. uh-huh I mean yeah. They're an angry mob. They have torches but it's also a high school there in torches being being lit possible possible but I think we're giving the writers too much credit to see if Tom Brady is survivor or not all right so meanwhile miles and fattier also so on on his mind. That's that's his name in the movie. We are not calling enough fetching him by calling it is literally his name on IMDB. Do we could call an Edgar from twenty four to lay the film's going for a lot of other misdirecting here in terms of you're led to believe that it's Rob Schneider. Who's doing all these things but perhaps a there was a second animal that was out there and the second animal somebody else was committing these. He's a these atrocities and the film's try to throw you off in a couple of different ways right what like one of his friends is eating berries and looks very animalistic animalistic and you say oh. He's the guy he's the Edgar from twenty four is like no I have to stop. I'm hungry like you don't understand and it's like Oh. Maybe his friend was the other animal. That's that's twist. It's a little confusing then. There's another point where the professors they. Hey go on without me you have to. I can't go on and then he takes his shoes off and reveals like he has a talent for a foot. It's like wait is he. The animal was that the professor the whole time yeah and because he sort of visit animal but no he's not he's not the second he's not the angry at and then Ed Asner is out there and I thought the going is he. Is He the other animal yeah yeah this is interesting. Keep misdirecting. You allow misdirection. Sergeant Sisk is going to be chasing Marvin in a car. He's running away from the car. There's a point where Sergeant Sisk ends up falling into a chasm and so he's holding on for dear dear life but Marvin went to the movie I also wanted to cast Marvin ends up rescuing his friend Putin and is a strong rescues the US cues his partner his fellow officer who's then going to then turn around and shoot him but then he nice John McGinlay yeah he ends up being attacked act by the animal who reveals themselves to be none other than colleen twix. What a twist as the worst acting I've ever seen also when she comes out yes shoe here's here she is this. Is Her her reveal. She was animal to the whole the whole time yeah who Huynh who knew you. The green is now after Turkey vulture at a scare them off. I guess we have have the same doctor. I hope. This doesn't change anything like we're. We're we're just that Turkey that hunter with after my Turkey vulture. I guess we have the same doctor helped. This wasn't Jesus meeting about yeah so she I guess also is part animal aw also yes and she must have known right. She probably did she know and that's why she was like fine with Rob Schneider and dating him inside like sending sending them it makes nothing makes any sense the other the second laugh I think in the movie comes from another notable. Cameo wpro where when the angry mob finally catches up to them we get an appearance from the sand man himself who who ends up being the Rob Schneider character from the waterboy and is basically doing the you can do it. Yes the the mob is out for blood. They look somebody has to pay for these atrocities. Who Was it it must it must have been you Marvin and now you you need to pay for for these crimes where an angry mob and we're here but somebody else is going to step up up and take the fall for what's happening here it. It's me that's mile expecting that. I am the based I ate the cow. I'm all the hunter to do what you gotTa do well. I guess we can let it go this time. There's no big deal. So what so there you go because yes nobody can be mad at an African American in this world because that racism is dead. It's it's over so it's a good one yeah. The the point of the animal was just like it was an allegory. It was to explain the state of race relations and how they've been solved. You know there was a deeper meaning that people in two thousand one. It just didn't get it not all. The critics got it. Yep and miles is annoyed yeah so we cut to do one year later. Weird Post Epilogue Rob Schneider and Colleen Haskell are married. They've had a litter later of babies because I guess they're both animals. They watched the professor on TV. He announces his new girlfriend. Which is one of the Badger milk girls can I can I ask you. What is it possible when we see them with their with their children? There's also a lot of dogs and cats running around as possible those of their kids to I'm not sure that's what I thought collect dog and cat kids and people kits at the very end of the movie then they have the aforementioned goat also lives with them and the goat walks by rob. Schneider looks at at the goat colleen. Haskell is is jealous. Which is why I think the Keita's case we put this on the census too for people who've seen this movie like Does Rob Schneider Committees Theology or it might not be if he is in fact an animal. I guess but does he sleep with this goat at least because why would she be jealous if he wasn't interested he has. I mean he he in colleen. Haskell have had these these kids I that she must have these animalistic urges also perhaps so. I think that goat is just there because it's an animal sanctuary but she doesn't she doesn't like it. I don't think it's like a big love situation where she has to share Rob Schneider with the many animals in Menagerie okay and then that's the end of the movie smash cut to screenplay by Tom. Brady and Rob Schneider Yeah no US we didn't win any razzies old writer and Rob Schneider. I believe got a Razzie for one of the worst performances of the decade okayed for the decade but that's at the end of the decade for they included the animal in that plan. Yes it was the bench warmers. DEUCE bigalow European GIGOLO GRANDMA's boy hot. I check now Pronuncia Chuck and Larry Little Man in Little Nicky but not this movie the animal actually did not get any Razzie so it must have been held in high esteem actually found review view. You're talking about the rotten tomatoes score thirty percent critics and thirty two percent audience but critics didn't like it but it's not like it was one of these historic they didn't destroy it yeah but the La Times which is one of the bigger papers in the country Kevin Thomas the critic says the animals and outrage imagine of comedy aimed primarily younger males but what is so it is often so funny that it may well connect to a broader audience with his talent is comic talent hold on SNL Schneider's wonderfully expressive expressive a gift essential and mining films exuberantly queued crude humor. Lotta Fun is watching. This movie derives from discovering. How deftly Schneider gets away with so much. This is the freaking time these critics might have been on the take back then he also might have been one of the well there. There was a story from this movie that the production company was had a fake critic giving positive reviews to all the movie for a couple of different movies. Yeah Tom other reviews. If you WANNA giggle and are not too fussy clearly there's a British review our much worse than surrendering in its shamelessly shamelessly. Purell brand smutty school board humor with with you and the animals never more or less than stupid stupid ways that deliver goofiness rather than rampart humiliation rampant humiliation but Peter Travers who's a real critic says certainly reeks like something produced from a squatting position. That's pretty harsh. A Wesley Morris from Grand Dan Pohl surprise says let's hear for stupendous lead dumb screenwriting shot at Tom. Brady at the ringer shot yeah so most reviews were terrible. I like Robert wrote and said this could have and should have been a much funnier film. Stephen De Grey daynuss says there was one thing about the animal that did surprise me the extent to which it's systemically rips off wolf. That was your problem that ripped off another movie yeah. That's the Jack Nicholson film I think so yeah I guess it's sort of like maybe like a humorous version of like a Werewolf movie where you the team will did it better. Is the hot chick. Should that be in consideration for the I. I suspect the hot chick is going to have so many problems. I don't even know if we talk about it. We didn't consider that this movie would be super problematic and it's not really you know yeah. It's it's not not problematic but it's not excessively problematic but I think you do run into the yeah the probably by the next movie I think you probably get more problems right that the animal is not without its flaws but I believe that the whole premise of the hot chick where just two for anybody who for our younger listeners I believe what's going on. It's a little bit of like maybe this was like a big movie trope. Where like a shallow hal is a similar idea where mm-hmm I believe that Rob Schneider. I believe that I don't know if he actually is transformed into an attractive woman or the whole world sees him as and attractive woman and I don't know maybe maybe it speaks sensitively to the issues women encounter in two thousands thousands but I'm not I'm not sure if he ends up being like if it's like some sort of a spell put on him I guess we should we look at the log line and the exactly what's going on there with the hot chick but I don't know if it deserves its own film or it's on episode of the podcast so attractive attractive and popular teenager who mean-spirited towards others finds herself in the body of an older man must find a way to get back her original. Oh so the the girl is like a bratty teen in that she ends. I think Anna Farris is the girl who gets like a body switched with Rob Schneider. I'm not sure necessarily if he is then in her body. It's like a the vice versa body swap situation yeah. I don't know I feel like we could pass on this but if this is such a resounding who knows princess known as back to the princess now Alwa is disgusted by the groom of arranged marriage and switches body with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings since the earrings are not for sale just steals them but next more she gets a big dose of reality when she wakes up in the body of thirty something low-life male clive a career criminal finds himself in Jessica's body and now it's up to clive to find a way to get her body back while Clive takes advantage of his new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica Yeah I I think we could let the let listeners decide but I think I've had enough rob Schneider for today so I was a fan of the rich meister the key the copy guy. Are you familiar with that. No that was rob Schneider's signature character in the early nineties yeah I uh-huh so basically that that he sat he his desk was next to the copy machine. A copy machine is a large device which duplicates anything that is on a sheet of paper for only listeners and he would be like Akiva the key meister. Keep like okay yeah got. It got it wheels winker making yeah that was it. I never really liked any of his other characteristics Elvis. I thought was lousy so there's never a huge. Schneider guy but you know that I if anything he got a halo effect because how much I liked sandler. If you had to choose between Rob Schneider and Roy Schneider. Would you go with Roy Scheider. I don't think Scheider skip the end yeah. Roy Scheider jaws believe he's on a quest. DSP Yup now so yeah yeah. I think that I was more of a Scheider over Schneider. I okay all right AKIVA. Are you ready to get to to this week's mailbag. Let's do it all right AKIVA. Let's open up as anybody still left or welcome. Come back to all our listeners who skipped ahead to the MAILBAG. It's fun to hear a bad movie. Okay I had fun but I don't know if people really early had an hour and a half of fun listening the watch the animal now. I still think this is better even if it was bad okay all right Akiva. What are we doing today. Take us through the mail bag okay so let's start off with a special idea for episode fifty. I I put out the call on on a podcast I think two weeks ago and then on twitter once for people to ask their mothers explained the podcast in a minute or two to their minds and then ask ask them for ideas for mountain at more for the wheel for us to potentially do for us to consider doing in a future episode and you had asked for audio ideas yeah unfortunately generally no one's mom knows how to record their own audience. We get one right. We got one. I don't even know where it is. You you get started. I'll I'll offense. I'll find it. Yes we did get one audio idea but it's so let me start. We got a bunch of mom ideas. Let me read some of the best okay got it. Corey says has my mom says we should do a re. Watch General Hospital so season three episode seven of General Hospital and let me know how we would find that yeah that'd be hard to find. I do think the soap operas is. probably hard to find right. I don't think they ever do. DVD's the soap operas. I don't think so yeah I don't know necessarily about the how that works in terms of like like if there's any sort of like streaming service every soap opera ever or soap nad or what I it's a it's a world that I know nothing about stopped us before Lisa's GRANDPA. She asked her GRANDPA and he says we should watch George Burns seen gene good night gracie. You know what that means. I think that would be very short right. Probably maybe maybe in the GRANDPA music videos videos GRANDPA's favorite episode. I Dunno Okay Ka Ka Ryan and says we're rhymes chlorine so Corinne Corinne coffee starbucks versus Dunkin so she wants a coffee tournament or how to reduce healthcare costs okay well. Let's explore that for are we looking for. Are you and I going to Unveil Vale. Are Systematic reform of the healthcare system or are you guys are we just like take opening it up to the listeners and then they we are sending in their ideas to improve healthcare. How about we add like healthcare tournament. Is that a thing or ask every candidate it on both sides to send us their plan and then we put them in why thirty know why we have to get affiliated with a political party here. It's just like hey the healthcare think tank. Yeah and people are just sending their ideas for fixing fixing the health care system yet. Maybe we're looking like a little bit more granular then say like Medicare for all know. We're looking for that. Maybe that you could you know I I don't know everybody has to wear surgical mask okay so we're getting silly silly. I don't want insult your idea. I'm sorry yeah I mean I'm just like you. If I had like a couple of hours to prepare could come up with something better yeah. Should we have Dr Jen. Come on for that. One sure sure I I don't know. I don't know if it's a funny yeah I don't. I don't think so but I think the suggestion is funny. Tom Palmer is mom yeah he wants. He wants to add her name is Carolyn Palmer. She wants to win now. I don't know if we're having a winner today but I guess she wants to get on the wheel. Okay okay. She wants to be the winner either. That was the she wants to win. Yes or idea is we should watch very brady renovation on HDTV. This is John John Territory well. I want to say about four five different. MOMS had the same idea and yeah and we discussed this so should we put. HDTV kyw TV shows their trash on the wheel and we could watch one episode of a very brighter innovation in one episode of one of the House Hunter type shows but are the shows trash like I I feel like maybe they're good. They're probably well done and well made. I just don't think it's not you think it's not funny. They should have knocked act out that wall like they knock out a lot of walls. I also think there's the house under shows are so bogus compared to even other reality knows because he can't even start at the house owner shows until you buy a house because they won't even do it until there's a winner because let's say none of the houses get picked. They don't have time for that nonsense Do you have to email them. I just bought a house. We have to pretend to buy two other houses and we'll show this house and then one of them wins. We already know the winner I think it's pretty trashy but I don't know I shouldn't do. HDTV shows are just there's very braider innovation that might be interesting we could also we also have the Brady Bunch see-through at seven on the wheel. Maybe we could do both of those. As one episode uh-huh Brady episode we could combine that and put it on the wheel right. I don't know I feel like there's probably going to be things to make fun of in the Brady Bunch season's episode seven in but when we're watching the Brady House be renovated. I just don't know what our commentary is going to be just like hey you know five minutes on APP and then the the main part of the Sodas Susan's repsonse seven okay. I could stack it with with that but I just think that unless that the HDTV shows are so terrible. I don't know why we're watching them okay. I I'm not disagreeing with you but it was a very popular suggestion the MOMS who again don't listen to the show at the okay gatsby not the Great Gatsby says my mother suggests that you watch an episode of Bonanza Season Three absent seven of course or you guys should talk about the town Dildo Newfoundland or just weird place names in general of which there are many Newfoundland so first of all at the okay Gatsby is mom fracas trickiest freak of the week yeah season two episode seven Bonanza or talk about funny town names. I don't know who is this early l. e. other than okay gatsby mom necessarily interested to hear his talk about season throughout the seven of bonanza with a western black and white. It's like wait what's happening. What are we doing wingnut show yeah so nobody told me citizen. Kane was in black and white and that's why it's not a classic okay in terms of what a weird town names. Weirdo Weirdo town names feel like it's more of a buzzfeed article than podcast. Yeah I hear you yeah Addison's mom. She says I'm still struggling with podcast ideas but here's some funniest ways to lose weight. Okay psychological interpretation of Dr Seuss Seuss Book Okay Hidden meaning and popular songs like a funny interpretation of what they really mean okay. She doesn't know that we're not me really music is Addison's mom right now. In terms of alternate meanings of songs famously like in Pulp Fiction where Ah Quin Tarantino is talking about like what the song like a virgin actually means. I could see sort of an Antonio Missouri esque podcast of of here's what songs actually are interesting. Here's a song like you thought it was about this but the song is actually about this okay interesting. I don't know who necessarily is our music expert to step up to the plate and do that. I think that would be that would be interesting. Yes someone pitches that we'd definitely consider. Someone's like I'm GONNA put together. Pick out the songs. I got four really good ones. We would definitely think about famous songs thought it was about this but it actually is about how things yeah yeah. It's not a bad idea alison. She says I just attempted to explain the podcast my parents it was interesting to say the least. I explained the podcast. Afar far and the only suggestion I got from them was toilet talk toilet yeah. What even is that? She says WANNA ask for further clarification Asian. My Mom said that it could be all about deciding which toilet to buy renovation. I'm not really sure where I went wrong. Cast Yeah clearly said the majority are your episodes about old. TV shows or random elements of pop culture and then it's an audio podcast but here we all right so allison's parents. Maybe not big podcast listeners. toilets it. I liked the name toilet talk. It's a funny name. An episode tunneled says one time my sister and I got into a debate when we were kids about what came first the simpsons spongebob. I hope Donald that you were on the Simpsons bandwagon anyway so my mom's idea is a trivia game where you and Robert Given things and you have to pick what came first that's interesting yeah that is interesting. I Guess Really Funny Fun Game. I don't think that's an hour episode but I I think it's a it's a fun game. Actually Yeah we've had like game night and we had like three games and that was one of them. I would be all for that chicken or the egg yeah. That's good yeah. Could you build enough of an episode. I don't think so around fifteen minute segment and so if we added and we'll talk about when we get to the main party we we can talk about games because a lot of a lot of people that game takes this week from your your pitch last week about US playing a board game or Napoli Yeah. Maybe that could be part of game. Kirsten said I asked my dad for an APP ideas and he basically took me saying they'll do any old thing to say. Guys should extreme sports. He suggested you do with tough mudder. There were triathlon or learn how to drive race cars. Go Skydiving Chris's dad not a big listener apparently yeah we actually do anything. We just talk about now. If you and your daughter wanted to run a bunch of tough mutters triathlons and video yeah and we like announced. It's like a here's curse trying to tough mudder than that. Maybe something but tell your daughter leave the house. We're not leaving our house. Okay all right Robyn. Take on childhood illnesses listener submit any childhood illnesses. They have or three okay all right the play the audience this is from Joey from Saskatoon. I'm not sure he's a big corner gas guy. I've heard it both ways of whether corner gas is a beloved or not so beloved show in Saskatoon. Here's Joey from Saskatoon. He tells US audio is rough at the start but I asked my mom for a podcast idea and this was all I could get out of her okay. Here's The I've not listened to this. Here is joey from Saskatoon and his mom k. a podcast. I listen to cold Robin Kifah Neto podcast. They I'm talking to my mammary. They asked listeners to ask her mother for podcast. They spin put an idea on a wheel spin it and if it comes up they gotta spend the week on a podcast about it the avenue podcast ideas that they can do to be anything you want. You don't even know you don't have to listen to not if you don't want to just end the idea. Just an idea hockey teams not unlike hockey okay. I don't like forecasts interesting art. Come on no. I have no idea I have no idea podcast beyond my imagination. It reminds people low your imagination. We have to isolate this this award. I had no idea that I don't like fogcast no interest in our come on. She men's mom of the week I in general. I think it's a good idea to have like try and share interests with your kids. You Know My dad took me all around the country to baseball games and I was a kid and normally people would wanNA hang out with their dad but that was like a fun thing but I get some things or a bridge too far like am. I got really into the EH music. Yeah okay so we have people. Ask their kids for ideas. Yeah I think we can do that. Maybe for episode sixty or something they also show I send you a couple more audio from the say they mom without saying who's Mahmut is at someone who's trying every week to become involved with the podcast. Okay very thirsty for all right so let's so let's see if I can play this clip. Hey this is shut up tim. Here's my mom's idea for podcast for Robin Akina podcast. I think you should talk about the renovation of the Brady Bunch House and what it means to the older generation and what should they do with that house after they renovated innovate. Should they move it to universal studio lot so that people can go through it and see how they renovated it or what are they going to do. talk about that so you just talk about the renovation of a house yeah and what it meant to the generation of people growing up with the Brady's ace and how they're renovating that House that exterior looks like it but they're making the whole inside. Look like what it was on TV. Okay thanks mom. Is that what they're doing. They're restoring to what it was in the seventies. I they were GonNa make it was take it from the seventies and like make it like a nice house now. I don't know I thought Greg Brady bought it at auction. Maybe yeah yeah and I guess there was like a stunned for TV. I'm not sure you want to read number three that he sent in also are I said that was the best one all right. Here is a number three okay Mama Mama idea three here we go will. He tell them you want them to play dungeons and dragons. Hey Robin Akiva Oak Okay Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Dragon. It's really great you can do that. Try China that Yeah Yeah. That's to Tim Forget to edit. This won't be the first time yeah don't include the part where you tell your mom would say yeah sometimes Tim. You should shut up okay all right all right. That was the MOMS. I don't know if we got anything on the wheel but maybe we have some germs of ideas like H. TV shows are trash. Okay all right so then. If you have a regular Mount Rene more yes remember remember. Let's get into it with a not really a mountain and more or idea but a complaint. Are you ready for the Complaints Department way. Okay I guess so this is from Caitlyn from Auburn in the iron. Bowl you an Alabama Emma Guy Rob or an Auburn Guy Auburn Alabama okay. That's a good choice. They're the team that wins. I think that's fair literally after Kaelin my rip into us here so she says number one. She's got four points. You guys have gotten into routine of bringing on too. Many guests the podcast every time you guys adn idea to the wheel or a non guest idea comes up spin. I dread the moment when she mentioned specific podcasts but we don't have to say which one asks do. We need a guest for this podcast. The standard answer should be no except except for very specific circumstances when expert is actually necessary. This brings me to my second complaint season three episode. Who is the person who says. Do we needed guess. Is it me or you I. It doesn't matter not so important. No it's me okay. It's me I mean for for five years and you. You were pretty famous anti anti in the one who probably says do we need a guest and you're the one who's saying like yeah we. We definitely need a guest well. There's no guests today except for show up to his mom yes I was on Seinfeld podcast. I was much more anti guest because I guess in terms of when we got the writers of the episodes a bunch of times those were. I think that's a necessary guests yeah. Sipho podcast. I was like well. What do we need to guest for. Its meaning you. We're the we're the people that watch the show every week. What do we need to guess for. I've actually enjoyed having guests on this podcast because often what works best for this podcast is like somebody he comes in and has like prepared something and then is you know doing all the work for us and then we great you. You just had to show up and guess a Bunch of census questions last week. If anything I've complained about when we have like multiple guests because we read the record tricky for me gets tricky so she says season three episode says so Caitlyn disagrees with us. She says season three episodes should not be oral. History led by an expert the juice of season three episode at seven. I assume she also includes the crab movie diaper type things and they're comes from the fact that the ridiculousness of the episode provides a good jumping point for Robin Panther which is undeniably what makes us podcast so good expert guests distract from the possibility of natural banter because a there is less space on the podcast and be a lot of the energy is put into involving the guests and the conversation. Yes okay well. I I to build on that point that I feel like that. There are things that are in the season's episodes fishbowl that you or I are not experts about and things should not even be there in the first place if that you and I cannot speak intelligently to those things that we kick anything out that you want to do that today but I think that we're due for a pruning on the season seven fishbowl okay. She also hates the altro Song God Awful Tyranny Ultra Song. She says she says just play the Robin Akiva theme theme again or maybe the The you know what to listen to the Altro Song. If you don't WanNa say so listen Caitlyn from Auburn's got an answer from everything rob. I realized that I could stop the podcast before it comes on but sometimes I listened to him. The shower and it's not an option but the song isn't that long yeah. I don't even know what the has to be honest. I've never got that far into the show the she also says the mailbox should not be at the beginning episode. The fact that it's at the end gives me something to look forward to when the meat of the episode is not something that's particularly interesting to me. I have nothing to look forward to when the mail without the mail that at the end just the Shitty Outra song she says in addition while it will might be linear in reality it makes more narrative sense on the produce podcast have it at the end because we have finished one idea. We're moving onto the end with it at the beginning. I'm already thinking about the next episode before I've even begin listening to. That wasn't a game yeah. What is she wanted. She wants the mail bag I or no. She don't do it again. She's a she's a don't do it again. One time yeah maybe twice some fifty episodes yeah and she says again loved the podcast signed. Caitlyn from doesn't sound like it. I just got a lot of opinions on it. Maybe she got Caitlin from Auburn on here to you know let's see if she could do this. If it's always yeah I have a a clip. This is Caitlin from Auburn fought casts. It's interesting. Come on no talking you kidding kidding. Okay look I liked ached having the mail bag I in that time because I don't want to do the podcast backwards I like having the DSP linear that if you and I hereabouts scam seasons seven in the first thirty minutes of the podcast we can talk about it an hour and a half later as opposed to then and we can't reference things that already happened because the show is out of order and it's not the same experience so it's not the preference but once in a while we might do it that way all all right. I'm already ready for the Real Matt Ryan Address. Okay Kristen liner Cole says what about some sort of game that's Robin Akiva verse Mike Bloom Josh Wig Lower and or other against other podcasts or so. Is there a scenario where we could do. I don't know if it's a newlywed game or any kind of game but we're competing against other podcasts has duos so I think that's fine. I like that. We do some sort of a game. I don't want to necessarily like just very very busy. I don't want to volunteer him for something. Mike Bloom famously loves being on PODCAST SO. I don't want to necessarily throw throw out the the people were playing volunteer volunteer. I'd guess what would the game because I will definitely get volunteers of duos. What would the game be. Maybe we need people. Can people submit game ideas this week and maybe next week we could put it on the wheel. If we have a good idea yeah maybe like the idea of it could even be a tournament of four are we can have two at a time yeah. I don't know how running thing I don't know where we all got against different people in different podcasts. Could there be a wheel of games where it's okay so wheel of the Jimmy Fallon show has that right. Maybe we'll have games is on the wheel and so if that happens you and I take on another tag team and then we have a we all of our game ideas are on the wheel of games and then we play teams on the wheel to it's like we're spinning and it's like Oh. It's GONNA GONNA win. Mike and Josh leaders are available so do they know. I think that we're we're getting too confusing. Okay fine taste like chicken or the egg is on the wheel of like what things happen and so that we could put some so somebody who's in charge of the wheel of games okay I like. We need a volunteer for that also and let's be someone who hasn't been on the show before because we do get some complaints. You know you're always pitching the same. Three people okay so we could get new blood in here. That Caitlin from Auburn says it probably under wonderful ALZ. She's fine all right. That's an idea robin. AKIVA reply guys reply guys yes we said alerts on her phone and every time Donald Trump tweets we have to come up with a funny reply and whoever gets the most likes on a tweet wins during that week yeah. I think I'll pass on that. I think that how do those guys do it. Where it's like you know who I'm talking about like the doctor and Jo. I drove poznansky brother like how are they replying applying within five seconds of every tweet with like a specific you know what I mean like critique of what of what trump is saying that doesn't make any sense yeah they're like are they just like waiting all day pressing refresh your old job once you start doing that that you end up getting a million replies live from like bots and stuff like that and half of them have been canceled like half of them have been kicked off twitter like those brothers like it ends up being. I think bad for your mental health a US shockingly to like reply to somebody's tweets as a full-time job yeah yeah I know that I think the idea idea of Robin Akiva replied guys as a name funding. Maybe if there was a different celebrity that did not come with the relation that that is a frequent tweeter tweeter is there. Is there a person that Simmons like the other of a Simmons bots so like I don't WanNa buy like the guys have different like Adam schefter whenever he tweets gets a million. My wife left me like those are like there's there's one hundred comments. I have no idea no his wife than I leave him. I have no idea why he gets those. It's not related but it's just like. There's certain people that get specific. tweets like weird replies whenever they tweet that. I don't think our butts. I just think it's like clowns. I don't know there's it's a weird world of the reply guys I. I also think it would have to happen during the week so we just reporting what happened doesn't totally work up time wise. how about this if there is is a okay to make this into a wheel suggestion so reply guys is on the wheel okay and then that there is like a a WHO who sent us idea this is for me. Is this okay yeah so maybe maybe there's a list of like the ten people and in an any tweets that they have this week are fair game for us to reply to and then we are getting then on the podcast. There's a score keeper. The cumulative accumulative amount of total likes that we well the likes. The shoe is because you have a blue checkmark. You're like show up much higher than mine or your replies which is much higher than mine so you'd automatically win that okay. There's a thousand sure yes yes. If there's the blue checkmark show up high. I don't feel like he went a blue because it would be shown as like a at the top of the gets shown at the top of their applies even if even if it was lower even if like at first it was like you had Saturday night eleven still go before me all right so then maybe this idea can work. There's a lottery. I just think that Robin icky reply guys funny. How about this is this is a called Battle of the network stars and it's kind of similar to what we discussed before with me and you going up against other podcasts duos. I accept it's it's us. What's not red. It's actually not that similar. Here's the pitch the foremost frequent actually I'm scrapping this. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa edit this audible audible. It's a trivia game we ask for our biggest super duper fans or stands and we have someone come up with a game and we basically try and find our biggest fan by asking them recap Trivia. I don't know if we include Seinfeld podcasts questions so we're going questions about things things that have happened on the first x number of episodes of the podcast okay a trivia just about our show. I guess we'd have some sort of entry contest and do it it and then we'd have the three winners on jeopardy style and ask them questions. Isn't that exciting of answering. Trivia questions wins about this five gas like I know not. I think it's funny to have mean you answer. Trivia questions do we. Are we so stupid did that. We can't remember things that happened on this podcast would a listener be if it was me and you versa listener like the one listen on our we get to this weekend or a rob. AKIVA history. Maybe there should be somebody taking us all on in the quiz okay. That's not a bad idea. Maybe case could do are you. This contract Kiva say that aerobic cancelled from Claire from Canada on a hit hit by a car Claire Yeah. That's her name on twitter hit by clear all right. Ben Says can you guys cast the movie for making a murder the Oregon trail in which the story of how rob brutally murdered Akitas finally told it would be like Rick and Shane on the walking dead except entertaining. You guys got a joke in here. Maybe rob was secretly breaking all those leg oil shane he would grant him great healthy it would have been he would have enjoyed the Oregon trail. When you got insult all the native Americans maybe the Creek Akiva drowned and was Dawson's creek. There's a lot of jokes from Penn of this. All fictional I don't WanNa rob is my ops so making a murder the argon trail hum. I mean maybe he's GonNa be the plot for frail. Mary's ill-fated Fan Fade Yeah. I don't know if there's enough there to write the screenplay of that story of the Oregon trail I could turn our story of the Oregon trail into you a some sort of a literary work. I don't think we need more. I think he's already started so I don't. I don't want to like knock her out of the job. you know yeah we a couple of quick ideas. Crossword Boys Robin Kiva do a New York Times crossword very boring. No I think it would be fun for the listeners because they'd be so aggravated with us like totally failing blowing it. Yeah I guess a lot of people you said. Napoli last week would be based as the monopoly. We got a lot of feedback on that and the most common feedback was specifically monopoly is very boring and that we should pick a different game. People said that there are our sites where you can really tailor make a game to your own interests like you could start with a blank slate and make a game but I thought the best idea people cintas rob was someone said do and I don't have the person in front of me. do guess who were we make like twenty four people in our universe like the king cake baby and missy see and and we played guess who me versus you and someone builds us. Guess who boards. What do you think about that so we have physical guessing? I we physical guests who I think. I think someone builds a computerized. Guess who board for both of us I I still think that recap we can work it. It just didn't throw it out. Let me read you a message from one of our listeners. Sam Sam says I like the idea for Napoli. I've played a handful full of monopoly games as a kid which usually resulted in four hours battle of endurance someone in tears. They are slowly falling into debt. After landing on boardwalk. I did did a quick google. Search of a monopoly online that you could personalise and play online it didn't really find much. They have to thinking about it. See like the best way to do this would be to make a board on the computer and then share the screen of the board the play the game and then via a twitch stream should be easy enough to set everything move the pieces. You don't think that this would be funny to get the reveal of all the different street names and then pieces and ever completely customized rapidly. I think it would be funny but I think once we started playing the Games. It becomes a snooze fest. I got more time damage on it. Yeah I got more. DM saying do not play monopoly then have gotten about almost anything we've ever done but what I think is good. What if we just tailor made the game to be a little bit more listener friendly. Somehow okay like someone actually just made you know maybe using like some of the tenants of monopoly but the actual game monopoly is a really reporter liaison game like there's no real way to win the game like never ends people just quit what if like the idea's good and using elements of our show as pieces this is in the game is good but I wonder if someone could design a better game monopoly we still call it Rene Happily of course. Napoli so that if it doesn't have have to be necessarily monopoly but there's some sort of like Robin Akiva a board game and we played it on the air. I think yeah I would that would be okay. Yeah we do that. We got like also like ten offers. Minimum of people willing to do it so re. I don't I didn't track so re. reach reach out to me and and we could we could discuss that okay. We have a Halloween themed pitch this coming out. The is this too early. Should we wait. A week gets an October slash Halloween ear what it is. Are you one here okay. It's it's called wit Robin Akiva present which month for the Towa let us it's spooky month for the month of October. The wheels magically changed to include four which related revisions disappear at the end of October four. Well listen let it'll make sense in a second. The witch related ideas have inflated spots for the month of October. We don't have to listen to this person's. We'll idea rules anyway. Season three seven is modified edified so that if it gets picked robin have to watch Sabrina the teenage witch okay so seven is replaced with Sabrina the teenage witch which yeah it's the only thing in the fishbowl giant ball in the fishbowl. I guess the crappy movie diapers modified so the only movie that can be possibly picked our hocus pocus osteen witch or the witches from one thousand nine hundred number three. I don't like it's Robin Robin an actual witch on the show and learn about what it means to be a real witch. They examined other other witchcraft things and number four. It'll give away who pitched this number. Four was about Harry Potter boy think about Robin Akiva present which month it's anybody really excited for Sabrina the teenage witch in the in the fishbowl Sabrina the teenage witch the mom was one of the roasters at the Alec Baldwin Rose this this week. I have no idea how she got that. GIG Do yeah like she's not famous enough for me. She played Rosie O'Donnell when Rosie o'donald she is I. I don't know they could have got rosie by the way although guessing Rosie O'Donnell and Alec Baldwin probably don't get along personalities. I'm guessing they're probably not right either. They're great friends friends. They hate each other. I guess maybe they used to be friends and now like they're like legally not allowed to be in the same okay. I don't know too much would be which you sort of like Halloween collar. What do I like about Halloween. You like taking your kids trick or treating look. I like seeing my kids happy but I don't like anything about Halloween. If it was celebrate Halloween haunted houses or or anything pumpkin suck no no offense the balloons Pumpkin Pie. I like Pumpkin Pie yeah but the actual Pumpkins don't excite me candy chocolate these he's not like Halloween didn't Invent Candy Candy Right now so I like having peanut butter cups around but that's about it. I don't like uh spider webs and even like cocoa puffs to spooky cocoa cocoa puffs spooky. I Dunno don't they have count Chocula on them or know. Count Chocula has cowgill on. I don't eat chocolate so serious you your twitter bio is literally cereal influence era and you account. Makoko being exposed. I don't like I don't eat chocolate syrup. It was the only sunny is the mascot a cocoa pod sort of crazy Kooky bird yeah he spoke through the only reason the only time I've ever had trouble in my life was when we did did the serial tournament. I had to eat every popular cereal but I I don't chocolate milk. Do not mix the me. I know there's chocolate milk but it's not for me and I don't eat chocolate in general. It's not my that's not my bag. Maybe a week we do it for the wheel today. Yeah we have a lot of ideas nothing orderly put in IBM heading a witch movie to the crappy movie diaper but I don't WanNa go all in on not tim all in in which who said that was his idea. I don't know I don't know so okay. What'd you think about the idea I sent you last night. You Send me an idea is good but there's a major problem with your idea. Yeah your was your idea Robert Robert Akiva remake the princess bride yeah the problem is I've never seen the princess bride. Yeah I mean it wasn't a little idea it was it was trending AH influence very much by trending topics so the princess bride. That's why you've been talking about the whole yes. The princess bride was is a trending because allegedly there was some talk about how Sony Pictures Entertainment. CEO Tony Vince Sequeira said that very famous people whose names I won't use want to Redo Norman Lear's. The princess bride lied and twitter was up in arms causing friends of Jonathan carry always to tweet out a take on a famous quote from the movie There's a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one so I guess that Princess Bride is in that Pantheon on of movies like back to the future that can never never be remade rose L. I thought it was all I guess I never heard his name said before elway Carey Carey Walls L. Wes I don't know yeah it'd be the you're basically the cocoa puffs big into the trending. Do you have an opinion on the Lauren duca article. Okay fine okay so quickly because it's an episode that ends with zero. We have a tradition where we go through the wheels wheels waiting room where ideas that have been put on ice and we see should we add them to the wheel. Do we need the green light red light yellow light. Do we kick them out of the wheel. Put them on or they still a germinating. Okay so we'll go. We don't have to go through all thirty five of them okay and if you want to access the Weah L. List go to rob his website dot com slash wheel list for that and so let me open up the the wait this is the waiting room and look at will's dealmaker CBS and also I if they want to send in new ideas always looking for new ideas. Where did they send them to okay to renew up at. Rob Has a website dot com mm or need a podcast Rob Sitcom or Seinfeld. I post show RECAPS DOT COM and ask a couple of times recently. How come you still use the Seinfeld address. I just think it's funny breath every so we we didn't shut it down still works. Maybe we'll come back. I mean Seinfeld is that's news. We didn't go to Netflix Netflix twenty twenty one okay. They say we restart the rewatch yeah. Maybe we'll like. It'll be like ten times bigger this time yeah. What have we restarted under different. Don't mention that we did it before an appealing the point is we have a lot of new leaders well. I don't think they'll think that by the fourth time around all right a few ideas that have been going around for a while uh-huh renowned musical people asked about yes. We have a statement about rap music. Yes the creator of that episode to be Jason. Kerr's Rivera says says he was almost done but then realized if he spent more time on it he could make a great and that's what he's doing right now so it is being worked on our he is. He is upping stakes. I see no. I know here that expired it. was that for a note for for well. That's yeah that's wills. Note listened to the podcast right. He just edited this yesterday. Yeah He. He's still listening. I think I mean he's got his own podcast on my on the network so maybe too big time for us now. I don't know how this I don't know how it works. Yeah Okay Robin Robin Akiva exposed. That's where Claire with ideally with a team of people goes through our Oliver Seinfeld shows clips Akiva some of these things there should be moved to like in development not necessarily like the wheel waiting room how many tabs we need. I the note should be in development and it's like if you have an update. Give us the update but we're not. We're not say if it's like I think this exercise is if something is if nothing is happening with it and we don't want it should be out of the wheel waiting room. Okay so maybe we'll can make two with in this document he could do a Eka do like in development and then like nothing's APP. There's a the second column is notes like The note should be in development. Okay fine anyway Claire Claire. I believe it's mostly working on herself. As far as I know so it's going a little slower but she has gone through. I believe most of the episodes already great so that will happen at some point. HGTV trash. We discussed crash a wedding. I think we can take that out. I think at this point we're not rushing wedding. He loved wedding. I do like the weddings I don't WanNa go myself. I thought it was a fun idea to send and listeners on a scavenger hunt record it multiple listeners will willing to send this to their wedding yeah but we couldn't. We couldn't really figure it a format not exciting a scary stories if we're not doing which I don't think we need the stories that how scary the story so people are sending in their stories stories of like something scary that happened to them like hey I was haunted house and then I ended up feeling like a witch tickling my neck not soundscape oral history of the sleepover podcast into those Mars in development that that is believe moving far long. Many interviews have been recorded that episode so yes the mask singer should've. Tim and puja say they've off they. They've got a lot going on same thing with wheeler no wheel the other the NEP calendar. I think it's a really funny idea. I think we tried to original new bits on the show. I think that's that's bryce ish stick. Do you know what I mean. If I was Bryce and people don't know bryce is a guy also own podcast on this network and he has done like I would. What would you call them like beefcake calendars calendars atty calendars but that's his thing. I think we need to come up like people did ask for Merch Yeah. I think if we did like a Robin Akiva t-shirt ideas like that can be something but I just think it's let's he's coming on and doing with us and he's giving us like his stamp of approval approval but I don't know if you listened to every episode where he can. He has the bag. I don't believe he listens to too many rene episodes. I don't think either look what I thought was funny about. This idea was that there would be a lot of like inanimate objects on the wheel or on the calendar would be funny like we're not making the calendar. I don't know if episode needs to be made. If we're making the calendar planning into it it then we we're not married to it and Rene apt calendar. We did get more review. We'll review. We'll review of fan calendar to mailbag. We got multiple people saying I will buy their NAP counter and a couple of people saying like already bought two of races but if I have to buy third calendar which I technically don't need like I will buy one yeah. I got the girl summer calendar from the Nicole said that that will not be going on the refrigerator but is the is the is the Guys County Reggie calendars currently okay. You could put that in Europe. It's probably better on the fridge. I think it would be a little creepy or feels like in your bathroom or something all right all right one more thing okay yeah we we mentioned this months and months ago but our friend. I I won't say her name but rhymes with Sally Slasher and she splash she got together with with her acquaintance missy and and Missy said what's going on with with who wants to marry missy slash the mystic dating games. I think Sally's Flasher does not specifically asked me not to call it lining up a- and no people were but the problem was all the all the fellows were too young. I think so if it again we could try this one more time. If you want to date the great missy and you were you live in New York City and you're a male and you're thirty one thirty two. I think through thirty-seven then email me this week and if there's enough people we will. I believe put that on the wheel of ROB's upper up for it so I think that's it for the update this week. I think frail Mary Fan Fiction again in development for for it but I would say that's in development hell at this point right a- guns and roses Chinese democracy album like it will probably come at one day but don't don't don't get your hopes up that quickly okay. We're going to get a life coach with Caitlin Hermit. I don't know what the saddest with fat okay fine. Thanks a lot on her plate and two more things we have to people with free pass comes podcast whatever they want Melissa Deni Shapiro Shapiro about every week the baht is is fully functioning and working. Could I be tweet included on the message because I wanNA in realize that you're not added yeah. The body's added from the by. I think so you know what I'll tell you. I think I'm not hold on. I think I'm not added but what twitter for Web any tweet with the word recap show almo- almost every tweet with the word nap. Hashtag shows up in my time line even if I'm not added added on it okay so what did you what is the name of the baht no it's. I think it's were nap. Reminder bought okay. I don't believe I'm added you could check. It won't Oh this would be a scandal if I'm not yeah but but he tweets them once a week. He's the first tweet said like I won't we 'cause you. I'll I'll stop doing you but I don't think it's a big deal followed the rap reminder by is he tweeting it at at just Melissa. Enhancer is the adding just me okay so no. I don't think you've been you've been added so the renowned right about that you did not get added on all of them. you have so many so many hands in different pies that you don't get these things but yeah every rap tweet. I think goes into my timeline time-line. Yes I'm just looking to see. Melissa favored one of 'em. They got sent to her hand and did not again. This is one like from I'm Jim Crumley on this other tweet so if they are not liking them it might think they're annoyed because because we have updates from both obamacare totally fine okay. Melissa said she wants to come on the musical podcast. If that ever happens okay and Hannah Salads flasher went to L. A. Interview Hannah for to figure out what she wants to be on and Hannah wants to come on shoot. I totally forgot what episode Sally Ali Splash or went to L. A. talked to Hannah why don't think she went to La for Rene but I think when she was just in New York with Sally so she saw New York yeah maybe Alex Fletcher Store in in New York and I think anyway I forget what I but. Hannah has an episode in mind. Maybe I shouldn't spoil it and by that I mean I I kind of forgot which one she said yeah so they both have their eyes on specific ideas okay all right so Akiva. Are we ready eighty four wheelspin. Yes spin that wheel baby okay all right well. Let's just talk through real quick. What is currently Lee on the wheel anything? We need to adjust season three episodes savings up to two episodes but we're not talking all about witches okay a next week not October anyway so coin flip where the world is Carmen. Sandiego crappy movie diaper is that now down to zero zero zero spots yeah all right so can't do that but it was ineligible to be picked. Sequel mechanism is that stands versus ops branch deal yeah. That's it boy. That would be a very busy week of survivor that I don't think anybody has time for it so skip amount rushmore millennial judge the roast of Robin Akiva better. That's off. That's a rose should've been off last week that is that is in the waiting room at this point. Okay my my one question. Is We just watch the bad movie. Robin Akiva better attend is a bad movie. Can that get a one week. Grace period cute cute. We want to watch a bad movie again and last week. We just watched the bad movie. The whole show is that we have a wheel and we spin the wheel or whatever comes up on the wheel. That's what we do and it's not like Oh. I just had that yesterday. The whole concept of baked in is that you have to do. It says it's like Oh. What a Robin Akiva Kiva feel like this week. We opened the refrigerator and say oh what's in there. Okay A let's say I I feel like this today. No eastern the wheel talion food okay. You're a bulletin board and pick out. You're right. You're right you feel like this week. You're right if the wheel wants us to watch the Fred durst director John Travolta the movie next week then we'll we'll tell us we can we want the wheels like facebook listening to you or your which the wheel here you yeah and so now it's GonNa come up you think angered the gods. Yes Okay and you will be smited by the wheel you know area fifty one storm area fifty one is this week in fifty one. I like how you or so in the world of like Weird News News Af to you. This is a big deal I I. I think follow the like General News. Pretty closely had no idea that was this week but it's like you're you're so in that universe of Wacky News. It's funny okay okay. We have hot takeoff. That'd be exciting. People's choice this week in Robin Akiva Third Wheel Tournament and Cameo casts nothing else wheeler no wheels ready to go or anything like that now right. We've got four or five major ideas. That should be on in like three weeks but none of them on yet okay well. We'll this harvests have big big harvest this coming this fall all right Tiv. Are you ready for the big spin this week. Let's do it all right here. We go. Let's spin the wheel rounded round vetoes Vida. I'm still I'm I'm thinking it might use a veto today all right Akiva yeah. It's the crappy moves diaper hyper no all right so you got to. We say how's there no way to make it zero this no way to make it. We'd weed says it just gets an extra spot on the wheel. Okay let's see. I thought we had to do it but this is actually a zero. That's basically it's now. It's now. It's a two for her for two zero. One two what the crap movie diapers ineligible there should be a wheel where we could cut something out and bring it back in or making zero. I look the what do you want. That's Dan Burke did make us a wheel. I feel bad that we never used this wheel. We did use it. We use it live show no that's. That's Jim Crumley I'm Dan Burke and is no. We used to select the thing you're right. You're right Rob Rob. You're saying and I'm sorry okay all right. Let's go to let's spin spin the wheel again. So there's a bonus spot for crappie move for the Knicks. Okay all right all right so you were taunting the crappy mood diaper in a tent. I was collecting the Robin. Better unkind. Alright spend number two. It's going to be a purple spot and it looks like coin. Flip never come up before the fruit spin on the wheel for well over a year and now grumpy well over here yeah if I recall now. We're GONNA flip a coin and Glenn. Whoever wins gets the pick what they want right. Yes correct okay. This is exciting. There's never had now a year ago. I said we would spin some. We would flip some like I forget what currency I had but I I have subsequently not you know made you know kept that in my wallet so I have a a half shekel and Israeli coin. So do you want the side. That's like a weird harp or do you. You want the side that says half the one side says half because it's a half it's like there's a shekel which is worth like a quarter yeah and then and there's a half shekel which is essentially a dime. It's like twelve cents apiece. Maybe fifteen cents okay all right. So one size says half won over to Shake Elsa Dash rush then there is a heart. I think I had like looney tunes euros when we give me the harp so you want to harp I'm going to I'm going to flip it. I may never see this coin again all methods no it's the half. I one okay. So what do you want to do. I don't know what should I do. Is this like a team decision or it's literally not. It's a coin flip but I feel like we're you know we're a partnership here the other thing that when we thought of this idea a year ago my my one other idea. I had was like it's a surprise for the next week podcast. I mean if you you want it to be as you could book. If there's a guest I've this podcast don't need guests but some of them need. I think we should announce it. You should announce it if he should announce it or at the very least you know say that you're announce it on on twitter but that's kind of a spoiler somebody. They didn't listen to podcasts. You should just say I mean unless you're really stumped all right so I'm deciding between two episodes. The only thing is there's a booking issue. Rob Has one of the busiest busiest weeks of the year if not his fully busy week with your next week so I will announce what I'm not trying to troll or or push people off herbs but will announce what we're doing on Saturday a on twitter and and then you'll find out you have a Lebron esque decision tweeted decision now you're going to check in with the people. Can you give us the potential nominees nine. It's a bad idea okay because then I think if people are like Oh. I really want this one then then. It's not a good idea. Can you guess what I would have picked. Oh that's a good question I W- wh- robin I to get behind the scenes a little bit Robin I had. It's because this is a really tricky week for rob. I think you would have picked cameo. Okay yes but I do think that the turnaround would be very because we're recording this and not that many days I think the tournament around would have been trickier than most episodes so it's I don't in my opinion. It's not the right week for that would have been easy to do because we just have to order. We'll get robbed Canio's. It's hit cameo castor. You bowing. Oh you mean to nate bullying you. I'm just saying that I would that all the of the ideas that would have been one of the easier ones to execute because we would have just like okay. We'll record this day A. and then get your cameo said all right. I'll add to the list of the three options. Pending guests and listener participation ability availability based on what they pick It's an option if the work. It's an option yeah the cameo cast okay call me so well. I knew exactly what you're going to look easy to and I said to my wife that I should be. I'm very predictable in terms of the same food every night right John every like I thought thought you were. GonNa like why what what what gave you that idea that I was going to like or dislike this particular thing that you seem to have no ability to predict my reaction actions my mom. My Mom and my wife have the same thing where it's like. Oh Yeah I've never like why. Would you think I liked that food or thing like never mentioned it. I probably told you ten times is actually I don't like it like. I don't know what's going on yeah all right. What are you gonNA. WanNa understands me all right Akiva well great work today. Hope people like during the Animal Supersize Mailbag Jack we made fifty hope the next fifty or even better yeah all right so great job we look forward to your tweet on Saturday night right and with apologies to Kaitlin from Auburn then we have to play the closing music. What should we say next week. We're going to have the mail bag. I know. I feel like that now. I know she doesn't like it. I feel like should we stop doing it. A what what is the closing music. I thought it was the perfect strangers theme song the it's the closing the purse strings has a different end credit song and that was the first episode of movie. We kept that on. Can I hear it like. I don't even know what it sounds like. I'M GONNA listen to this podcast. Okay all right here. We played for a key allies perfect strangers injures and credits and then you listened to it and you tell me if you should keep it. Okay the perfect strangers ending credit song song yeah. What do you think yeah I mean. I don't know Caitlyn's really complaining about. It's not teeny at all. It's a pretty classic theme. Song Altro the I'll dowell tell you what I know. I figured out what's going on here. I Bet Caitlyn is a morning shower person and this music is a little too peppy and cheery. If you're stepping out of bed it's like six fifty four and ten fifty two if you're me and then and like this is the first thing you're hearing the morning right the first thing she's hearing the the end of a three hour podcast well. She said she's hearing in the shower. Maybe a Taylor cotter where she goes to sleep listening yeah and and she's like all right. I'll just fast forward to like the wheelspin in the mornings. I know what's next week and then which apparently she is the only thing she looks forward to and then like she thinks she's a night shower. It's like she listened to it on the way home now. It's gotta catch the we need to know. If she's a day shower showers and knowing our listenership she might be no shower a lot of days because a a lot of our listeners don't shower every day as we learned last week yeah. I think it's fine. I we could do like a bit one. Maybe the mail bag segment one episode where we have a few options and we choose a new ultra song at that. Should we keep. I guess let's hear from a listener. Should we keep perfect strangers. Choose new outdoor. Asanga didn't even know was on on the chopping block but maybe it's not it's very possible because people like tradition and they familiarity and they've heard this for fifty episodes yeah so I bet it you know I wouldn't be surprised if listeners the poll yeah we could make it a twitter poll so that should we should we do it and then we could make instead of doing like a full metronet more one week in the next few weeks. We could have like someone pitches for different and song. I think I think it will win. I think it'll stay but you know I also think with podcast like should evolve running jokes should I I change maybe every fifty episodes we have music in honor of Caitland from Auburn Ceylan at Auburn or from Auburn Auburn. I don't think there's a place I think it's like university. I think that's just she's okay so Caitlyn from Auburn or Caitlyn at Auburn so for you we have a a very special altro for this episode of the podcast. Take it away Saskatoon Mall on an idea then I don't like gas. I have no interest in or go on. No I have no idea I have no idea podcasts are beyond my magic. Nation never mind

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Dob is the world championship of Guacamole featuring ever ride on October nineteenth the men he will enter but only one will win follow a Corolla drinks for more details Rob Schneider here podcast see what what happens new episodes every Tuesday on apple podcasts with his wife as well and stand up shows all over you can just go to Rob Schneider Dot Com. I'm TV show Real Rob Babble in binge it on net flex so Rob Shane his work by I heard as a really really funny addition addition that he did that. everybody really great and he's a guy if you look at them he can play A. Lotta different roles playing a cop firemen teacher. You know you need a guy like that is like like like Phil. Hartmann is like is kind of a little puffy white dude. You could play any any role. You can just imagine you know yeah. This is in the similar way. How many years did you have with Phil. Hartmann four and Phil was like he'd never once muffed never line break breaker sometimes sometimes you you know a couple of times some conflicts with me like do you want me to that line. Just because Warren Beatty is going to be here this weekend and I said I didn't know Warren. Beatty is going to be his so you're now. You're trying to suck up. I remember like hey I swear to God. I just think it's funny and to to his credit he would deliver the line and never tried to dive ever and he delivered line to get a laugh and I saw him this his face. GonNa Shrink and he would walk straight me. After I got one of the I forget it was but it actually got an applause break and got a laugh and I had written a sketch because I was hired as a writer originally in the show he would walk straight towards me. I'm a fucking asshole. You're right every time but didn't even argues me again later but like to his credit and he was a guy that like he would. They'd figured his nickname but they're like you know he was Iraq. He literally would like you could depend on hand delivered every time and he would never make a mistake. I never saw an eighty whatever shows their solid performance summers so he's right up there with Leslie Jones. I've never seen not make a mistake on that. Show the other guy that always seemed that way with Dan Aykroyd acro that guy would fire his stuff off from the Veggie Matic's asthmatic guy twenty two years old and literally like the great thrill genius of Saturday night live is again him Jim Downey. He's like the guy who wrote Jane. You ignorant slut right and all the all the funny political stuff that you saw over the years and Obama you know the great sketch with Obama Tom and political with Obama and Hillary Clinton Hillary senator US Secretary of Senator Clinton so under the Palestinian fifteen eighty the u the the International Treaty of now the the the land being taken by voter Bingo of scanned by the Israelis. Whatever do you you think what does it and he said okay whatever complicated question they go to Senator Obama. Who's your favorite basketball team. Jim Downey Jim Janis you you know and fell fails one of those guys I miss from the Samson's but going back to Akron Dan ackroyd. They said when Jim mm said when Danika Dan ackroyd was sketchy smoke or issues were that's always just explosive and twenty two when I started and I've never heard him him like miss a syllable. It's a tough thing to do and he just hadn't hit. I Guess Phil Hartmann. Was that guy yeah for us. As as well Dana Carver also explosive I years how long ago this was a while back earlier this year. I tweeted my personal top ten. SNL Alumni everyone does here's my ten ten years. Blah Blah Phil Hartmann number four one of the all time greats and what's amazing was I got to the end of the ten how many amazing legendary Mary Rob Schneider esque performers didn't make everybody else comes packed with like amazing. It's it's tough to get on that show and if you get on it that's what I felt felt like. I've made I mean I did. It actually hurt like fighting to get a chance. I just remember like what a gigantic lift that was when I was a young man to like. Do you get on that. Just are you kidding. I'm I'm I'm you know it's like this is the grades it's your dream and for that to be like you know because some some people who've never had the the balls or the guts to like perform a potentially the bomb themselves could take away this opportunity and I just think you gotTa have some forgiveness you have to have some of the people make mistakes this this kind of zero thing and your outlook doc. That's IT strike. One year out is he. Does he do stand up. He does stand up as a performer. He's also very good sketch. I heard he was very very very funny in this thing and I hope he does okay. You know what I hope. I hope the Saturday night live re thinks this and I have nothing to do that. Show anymore and I don't want to think that you know that that I have any say over there but I would hope that they would reconsider this higher as a writer can ease his way back in the right thing to do. What if he does a soul man. Ask Take Bacon's. I love this. I love it. Hoses is a black writer to make his way on Asian easy as Zhijun Mickey Rooney esque. You're GonNa our we got something then he makes his way on as a writer then Dan he creates a character called ugly American which is just out of all the makeup and get to be very Tutsi. I thinking is Defense Antes from Philadelphia and it's automatically. You're born a little bit more racist than other people that is true. Let's be honest. You're a little more than the rest of the Philadel-. I remember like my Buddy Tony Larussa manager for the cardinals for many years as of course before that and won the world series the cardinals and he member who's telling me like I said thank. Thank you for beating the phillies. I just called. Thank you for being in the phillies. 'cause I was getting so much shit from all my friends from Philadelphia saying we're going to be the cardinals looking at the world series again and then they beat him and he said let me tell you about the fans in Philadelphia when the kids were going out there the bringing out the equipment little kids to bring out the equipment for batting practice they booed the kids right booed. Santa well boosting skews terrible Santa. There may have been booed Santa. There's a prison in the Baseman Baseman of the stadium. It's a jail went to federal prison jail in the basement and they booed Santa. That's all what else do you need to know about. Philly all right. Let me hit customink then we'll break and do some news people going on the cruise in October. We're going on a cruise super fans when it gets them. Custom shirts good go with customink ordering a simple website really easy to use so many options wins for products fast and free shipping adding. 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That guy gets fired after one thing. Oh this guy's got people dying. I have details about this guy. 'cause I've been listening to this on the radio. Show more a mother's nightmare. There's there's a nightmare there. There were two young youngest black man died. Probably homeless possibly drug addicts and they they weren't architects successful architects super successful African American architects shoot a little smack in between visit with our impact families imitating trying to re replicate knee Myers most famous buildings in Brasilia. Here's what I heard. Here's my her on the radio today when they when into this dude's apartment. Oh my God what they find they found like mattresses on the floor with like standing mirrors in front of them drug paraphernalia everywhere everywhere I can. I say this syringes. Everybody say this every middle age or older dude who lives lives in an apartment alone once a year. We should be able to walk through. Do you know what I mean. Like you see those prison movies. These were they walk into the guy. Shell stand over there and they start lifting interest start knocking on stuff like tunnel Outta here with her behind right yeah running a would slide not good movie be allowed once a year unannounced. You'd unlike December twenty second that again a January story second all right now do it again yeah. Hey fifty seven year old white dude living alone now again. Hispanic family family of seven trying to make ends meet. We need to go in there and find a bunch of Lard and beans and God knows what else that's fine. You're on the up and up. I'm talking white dude living alone own boats apartment wearing so once we get the dog we get the woods lie. We get the pig that sniffs for trump Calderwood's. The Woods light had no idea what that was. I call it a ages lamp. It is purple is it's the new you'd know what that is. Why it's a woods like can't believe you actually know that it makes the ges land. It's a purple light. Yes and it's a it's got a magnifying glass in it. I know have one. I've been on the business end of I mean I hit drew. Call me out on the air. Bet Me cash one hundred entered box box that I had warts on my deck and I said I don't have words and he's like you have it but you yeah no it and I was like when I find an outbreak of wards then you'd be the first to know when pat over whatever she's lamp. He said Robert Hart fast enough. Did he have the Jews lamp on them well in the van. Yeah. He drives a custom van which is now they said it's ages lamp on the outside of the Dick. Come on now you're market. I'm sorry I'm GonNa go back to your warts on your misery outside excited so he said I said look I do not have warts. I would know if I had words and I might penis is is pristine. You know it's a fucking low mileage cock as seen that much that that image sunlight and he's like Oh. No you have it because you live in an urban in area and everyone has it. They don't know that they're harbor that whatever candidate I thought about I went okay now. I know you have worked on your Dr Drew with pushing this war agenda. Come on to sink right. Come on down the line to be brushing teeth. Come on now like when when you're pushing agenda now makes me drew. Scott words on this cock but I said I don't have words for my cock and he said all right. I'll bet you do and I should okay okay and he said well. We'll do it live. We'll get Dr Marcel and here true. Drew is either too big star too much of a pros and sure live on love line. I got my dick out and like as I was driving to the studio that night. He's like look we get the woods woods light we get the purple light out is shut all the lights. We dumped this like a CDC acid on your Dick in the little little with the the Little Abrasions Asians or whatever we're the wards are we'll light up and and I think I'm starting to drive. They're going. I'm going to be broadcasting this and he's going to be going. I told you which which is not going to be good for my social life because yes indicated show yeah. I just kind of driving they're thinking about. It did get a We got the acid out. We got Dr Marcel Out. We got the woods light out nothing hey I got 'em cheap and such a quack he was like Oh oh. Maybe a little something to come on now. It's like what about your hippocratic oath all right so glad that had a good ending. I wasn't sure where that was going to go yeah but I figured figured you were telling the whole. Oh happy ending all the way so this guy would inject men with methamphetamine because that was kind of a story it named after American physician Physicists Physicists Okay Robert William would nineteen o three David Yeah okay that was like his fetish she would pick up these homeless dudes these addicts and then shoot them up this is what I heard on the radio today a to the point where they were about to od and then have his way with them and that was his thing so this guy I think it happened like a month ago go and he thought he was being so into the hospital but then he went back like a week later because I think he probably needed the money. So Buck is facing three felony counts battery causing serious injury administering methamphetamine maintaining a drug house bucks arrest comes after months of public scrutiny because the other two guys died when this happened his apartment. I meant both from overdoses. Eighteen months apart prosecutors reportedly allege in court docks at buck uses his power to manipulate victims to participate new sexual fetishes that includes injecting them with math and they want to scale. You're rich go back mega dippenaar pitcher with him in Hillary yeah very yeah. It's everywhere now. They want his bail set at four million so we'll see she's by the way like this is one of my candidates for when I get hold of his parents and I go what the fuck this is. What's your kid is up do as an adult his saying he likes finding streetwalkers injecting them and fucking the parent you do that makes me think to that point. Do we have any idea how this guy got his family money as you self-made. Whatever millionaire billionaire was. I would think that they try to cancel this guy. Show kneeling the hired at this point after the third Odi Gustaf. My feeling is a got works really hard to build up this industry or business or wherever he's met him. Rich doesn't have time to fuck and pick up like that's like the Fox catcher due to the world. I I ended up. All these millions of dollars gravity like the weekends are for Brian Rights. Go build up your industry on Friday. There's drivers. We'll be back in an hour. There's fuck you. Money fucked meany me money. The has fuck him so wait. Wait a second. Yes skies working out of his apartment on the west side so department of just doesn't want to bring them back to the home. He's independently wealthy okay. Well just Google that this is the first thing that comes up as semi. We're talking about the same guy 'cause this is weird. This says Ed Buck began his career as a male model well an actor in Europe before using that money to buy a courier service gopher courier which made him a millionaire. He's sixty five now donor too many candidates but this says he's he's donated to Bush Clinton Hillary Clinton Ted lieu so that must be the guy who look most rich guys just donate to whoever you know to everyone in the hope that are they win like. There's not too many rich one way or the other right. No I think go one way I think they've Republican rich guys who've Republican Democratic come how about that but don't don't you think the majority of like under the Epstein to the bucks or whoever is are just putting the money everywhere so that they whoever ends up winning. They have some yeah foothold there. I think I think if you're in California Democrat's GonNa win and so you just Democrat if you're if I guys example of give it to everyone George W Bush sorry sorry yeah. I don't know if he made a move at some point and just one more more Democrats. I know trump in the nineties and you live in New York. You gotta spread around yeah all right well. He'll be missed He's got one more chance shit yeah one more. He should apologize and be suspended about Mel Gibson. I'm going to give you a one more arch his the tapes that don't get played enough for his phone records. They won best guy in love though like saying like you know all of these horrible things and he says that the end you yeah and I mean mouse Baldwin in the piggy thing or whatever that's that's a one and a half hot hat blowing me right now has feelings about other races and the heavy odd that guy's still gets in movies. Yeah it's true great. Great Director always have to set aside from the hot tub. You have to set aside ages lamp from the donations. You have to set aside. The opening from the Serbs right wasn't the only person willing to take a chance on him after that Jodi foster isn't that bizarre at of all the costume and the BEAVER for L. Farrell. Just put them in a couple of years ago. In that moment. It was injust jodie foster. They didn't put Mel in the front of the poster. The standing behind me Canelas is only exposing salary Kilroy. I have jodie foster theory. I think she's like never leaves. Malibu and I don't think she lives in Beverly Hills or anything curious where she lived. I I will bet you her jodie foster mel connection as a Malibu. Labou hang out Malibu pretty over there all right. Let me hit sugar tits the house my favorite one. I never heard sugar tits. Well good one. It also turned out that Mel's dad turned out to be a little bit of a piece. He's yeah he's. He's like one of the foremost Holocaust than ours. That's a funny thing as a dangling. He said like you know it'd be most pissed off about Holocaust. Oh customers Hitler right plus trolls that worked down the campaign for Russia was a disaster. You know the sedate land. Okay you got talks out particularly but the one thing that was sheriff worked at the time to take that away from me nauseous ironically. I did this for you. You know you people the terrorists. They're pretty pissed off at Ed Asner the Federal Government took those towers down replaying break. Joel Jodie foster sold her beverly Hilson in April so she so she did live in Beverly Hills. Okay Sonata Malibu Gal Where did she relocate. Nobody knows they say that attack. Monterey Oprah type film business tough guys Franken ounce that I'm good friends with Jodie foster because I want to verify great friends with people are GonNa Call Bullshit and then you're going to be called out. You know now that it's making billions of dollars on like the Tequila and stuff like that like you know that that the space on me last night that the Michael Jordan's needs the money. There's like a Tequila bottle sixteen hundred dollars right for the extra seconds who who's wanting. You know somebody's not known for somethings like Michael. Jordan was saying Guy Fieri basketball camp get it. It's it's it's a world where people as you know. 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No it's always acting bring drug people people over there and then you fuck the this is like the Anthony Bourdain of singles on an island having random sex and getting roses now. Let's go to navy board game but I see that I did something I swear to God the Discovery Channel that you said like look before you even pitch show. Tell you right now. Just don't say it's Anthony Bourdain. Everyone says that every show every show it has nothing to do with Anthony Bourdain well also he starts with an A. But but it's Anthony Bourdain. It's got you travel. You meet people. Sometimes you eat and drink with them but they always thing. It's Anthony I mean that's his real legacy. What does he say having a show. The template descript every other show. That's in the movie business. Back in the nineties used to pitch movies and go no no. It's like jaws meets. Another successful movie hit movie hit movie. They never say you know. It's like Joe Versus. The volcano right versus the two volcano you know movies well sixty percent of the proceeds will go to boarding and family the remainder like. Oh yeah the legacy scholarships eighty percent. They're gonNA keep yes so. Here's what here's a few things that are on the oxygen on exhibits showcasing. The collection will be held New York Savannah Georgia Savannah Georgia and new braunfels is Texas by the way. Let me say by the bills Texas. That's where you want to. That's where the big bucks comes from. I thought I'm perfectly fine with this when you when you don't hear ear about the percentages go a percentage we'll go to the pediatric. Wards mile lasted for that upfront. INSA- and say look. We're the family we're going to keep the lion share but you're going to get forty percent which is a nice big fat. Chung. You're getting almost half us so here's some of this stuff charity right Brad Phillips Christine and me. It's still life oil on canvas picture that a custom. Bob Kramer Steel and meteorite chef's knife Let's see a teak flip top desk very madman doc Chrome Duck ooh for you rob dot com duck press from the Paris episode with a layover Michelin Man Statue Yeah and Josh Lurie. This party sucks water cooler on paper so those few Holler. I'm sorry what did I say color or. I don't know if I want to buy the toilet. Elvis died on. You know what I mean well. Did you hear somebody just stole Winston Churchill's childhood toilet now. This is going around solid gold toilet news of the week store his childhood toilet. I didn't see childhood but it was Simpson's at certain follow. What is worth something like you know. The they're selling like buddy holly's autograph when he was eight like he's a little school pitcher highly before he was buddy. Holly Yeah Yeah I mean just people are not goal my goal. I put a picture seems too much gold to me. It's very gold no but solid gold toilet segue one hundred thousand zero. Johnson be eighteen carat gold. The whole thing and solid gold toilet has been valued at around six million dollars. Wow well listen. It's befitting listened to Bill Luck bye-bye the way in terms of criminals when they go he stabbed this guy a liquor store for eighteen dollars and you're so sad like what are we steal a solid gold toilet for worth six million dollars. You're fine. You're criminals. I can live with you and pickpockets. Give a pass drug guy. You know turned. Od and have sex pretty high. This is a guy who knows there's a value to the exactly point taken legendary journalist. Cokie Roberts has died. She was seventy. I five how you melt that thing down. Do you know how many teeth for black people you could make smelt right quick. I'm just saying truth came out you. You know you'RE GONNA say racism eventually. The problem exposes itself takes exactly right right there. They had a had a punchline at the end over the summer. Roberts is real name was Mary by the way said she'd been having some cokie. Roberts staff upgrade right Mary to Kochi. Oh Yeah I don't wear cokie. He came from but she was posted on. ABC website that she did have breast cancer she began her career in one thousand nine hundred sixty eight and joined ABC order in one thousand nine hundred eighty eight eight. She was a commentator in an analysis an analyst my God sorry for three decades within the network winning three Emmys over her career getting inducted into the broadcast and cable hall of fame back to Kochi beyond the thing about like the Filipinos and Filipino women Filipino and they put it makes me feel if you made a mistake every Filipino has a nickname. If you made a mistake and your childhood and you picked up something like my cousin she's a she's a doctor of nursing she had made the mistake of picking up a pair of boots and putting on her mom's boots little kid and she's been boots boots for the next seventy years. She's boots talking to the or boots yeah. You're stuck with that. You Know Yeah Yeah. She picked up something thought it was a coke but it wasn't to Kochi like Oh yeah that's probably do you need another coke cookie for relied on Rob's house and I tripped on a Tampon and now label. Just can't get away from now. It's so true because I work with the Filipino. Oh God install custom clause this when there's a good I worked at always better closets and he was Philippino Guy but I never knew his first name. His name was we his name was Poggi. Yeah you go and he was cute and I said what's Poggi meanings handsome. I'm like fuck you nicknames pants and like it sounds good to us and Poggi but translated sound like a Tusch in front of Filipinos like handsome you up yeah right author friend whose dog was named Poggi so I didn't know it meant anything there. You Know No. It's handsome robin no I didn't. I thought that was maybe well. I do not and some yeah. It's Hansen even called me that as a kid. It's not the most polite is people ever do you want. Do you want something I remember. As what did you wanted back to tell us what you want. I don't know a coconut palm. I got so they sent like were. They want somebody from the house to three days. Come back with a coconut. Wow so nice these people that's that's why like. I learned like if you said some is nice. If you're Filipinos House US nice they'll take they'll take it off the wall and give it to you remember. I seven years old. Don't say you like something reenactment for my my hands. Mom like a grilled cheese. Fuck off white man roaming the room cry jody. I was like hey yeah. Those are nice shoes. He looks like you want him to let me hit GYCO everyone's got the to do list it. Perhaps its nickname Filipino. Perhaps it save hundreds of dollars on your auto insurance. You don't have to go anywhere just go to GEICO DOT COM fifteen minutes. You could could be saving fifteen percent or more on your auto insurance. Take that money. Put it in your pocket by coconut. 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Arcuri Cougar Anonymous Floridians mock veyron looks almost exactly like the real thing from the outside according to men's health because they are scrutinizing this thing the headlights lights events that grills bodywork all carbon copy it even features a retractable rear wing just like a real bear on the only thing that seems to be amiss according to them with the exterior are the wheels and lack of carbon fibre and the interior is impressive as well. It doesn't look like it's from a car that supposed to be worth around two and a half million apparently the seats dash and headliner. We're all customized by the seller and look the part but the switchgear door latches and steering wheel. Give up the act according to that. Ah You feel like this is going to pay for itself and Pussy. You are some you know budding rapper or something I don't. I don't know it's one three. I don't know US ones or going for one six one one two two one six or something on. Aren't you know it's like when you get a kit car kit. Porsche spyder. You feel shitty yeah yeah but it's not for the lady. I okay the lamp driving around with a fighter. What is what is going. There's been a few that have gone at auction and a few for sale and they WANNA call price but I'm seeing one for like one two okay so this is a substantial savings you know they had a kit no not a kit but a replica or fake Ferrari. GTO They told the car sell for fifty sixty. Seventy million bucks had had gopher four hundred grand. It's not GTO. It's four hundred grand worth non. GTO Ferrari still got Ferrari engine and stuff but when wouldn't he sort sort of give himself up when it tops out at like sixty five miles an hour yeah well again. It's really just for Valet the club you know what I mean and it's keep it out out front and by the way Shut Your Pie Hole Valley Guy. Because I don't want to yapping about this fear like shut up. I get to check out the club. 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Rob Schneider

On with Mario Interviews

18:12 min | 3 months ago

Rob Schneider

"In your on Aerial Lopez. Mario Lopez joining me now on Zoom actor-director Comedian, my man Rob Schneider, how's it going, rob. Thank you, mark. Man You look terrific get that blue background. It's very blue. We're in here in the studio eight fi you ever have an opportunity when when this craziness settles down, we'd love to have you come in studio, but it's like love it. It's like it's like a club vibe in here we get the drinks blowing out because you get you get to go to every party. You're at every the Oscars, the enemies you get to everything while. I'll tell you what selfishly I'm kind of excited. I don't have to do those red carpet. Right it's fun. It's fun like the first. The first one's Fund like Golden Globes is fun. Nobody's lost. Everyone's in a good mood. Everyone comes kind of laws to the event. That's cool and then once every template said you kind of see who's GonNa win the rest of the season by the time they get to the Oscars everybody's grumpy. Right right adequate. You've seen him ten times already. Know you're on that doesn't have to say all you're thinking about is how far away am I. Park Yeah Exactly Twenty nine o'clock and they go live. Man but you obviously still enjoy what you do otherwise wouldn't be doing it as long as successful as you are. So offer you boy appreciated. No, I do man I'm a huge fan and entertainment I, really am I, love. I love talking to people like yourself. I Love Movies I. Love. TV. Music, I love stand up comedy and one of my favorite things to do along listening to a live performances to go checkout stand up comedy and obviously we're not able to do that right now. But we are able to check out. Cool. New Specials on TV and congrats on your new Netflix. Special I love this title Asian Mama. Mexican kids. Trying to get half the planet. Thank you. Did you kinda nailed it right. There I got Asia. Mexico. So talk a little bit about that title in in for those not familiar. What can we expect? Well, a lot of people I mean I mean my name's Schneider my dad was Jewish. My Mom's Filipino you know. So this is the STASIO family Pinole. Yeah. Yeah brother and So you. The thing is that I have an Asian mother I. Don't recommend it. But it's it's tough. But at the same time, they put a lot of pressure on you and they they don't they don't. Want you to be successful expected they demanded and I know I used to get you know straight as kid not all the time ago. Mama got strange to go. So what? You're supposed to get straight as you're smart you're. Idiot. That's your job. What do you want? So what do you want to cook? You know that kind of stuff like that. You don't hear me doing about my you don't hear me complaining, cooked and cleaned all day today. What do I get? Right? It kind of pushes you I mean I wouldn't say it's the happiest childhood but. They just expect you to be successful. At the same time like the work ethic from you know from Mexicans is unbelievable. I mean I just like a sense of humor that my wife is used to work on a comedy show in Mexico she was the producer of it. And She gets every Joe. So every joke she teach added so many so many tags and so many things to my act and that's awesome. It's been fun. It's a family affair and M-. My daughter shows up at the end L. King and I said I don't know forever going to do this again. So why don't you come out? Might be fun for you. That's awesome to beautiful cultures. Great Food On. It's funny what you're talking about the Mexican comedy to Mexicans are so hardcore. They just go for the jugular. Salt. Salt you and it's coming from a place. Love something something horrible happens in the world especially in Mexico thirty seconds later the most incredible means. No matter what happened shave and there is no one. No one is above getting ridiculed and I love. You know what they made fun of and they make fun of people. You don't even know who they are but you're laughing that's a really good signed. Yeah. This money behind it and there's nothing sacred to it and it's very you know I would say the Mexican comedians like. Polo Polo like I never heard of this guy and he's like the greatest joke teller my wife wanted to go see him and my wife. She explained joke me he's the greatest and he sold out like four nights at universal amphitheater. The guy never even heard of. Yeah. So there's like a tremendous respect and love for comedy. It's almost like you know how Mexicans love boxing bright exactly. I always make a parallel to because it often takes i. feel it takes the exact same trait. You're putting yourself out there. You're completely vulnerable. You're all by your there's there's no safety net and you got to be credited. Suck on. Yeah, exactly. Down for the count. Punching in your liver. Know exactly. Says that expression kick in the liver? And the. Liver right there. Does Not My wife is a couple of things. I can eat the spicy food imaginable now because of my wife is slowly build me up. I thought she was trying to kill me the first together. Building up. But the tongue sandwich I can't I can't do it. You can't get down on the tug. Yeah. I, love those tacos. Loves that she has to have at least once a month you're gonNA have the stomach lining. That's my doodle. I've never done that. Last night we were a I was at a place in had like. Two. It was like a little package of like pork rinds, right? Right. And and you know she might like that and I got it thrown a guy got the this is it I've never had that before my life. Have, you ever had in the Filipino side and your mom have you ever had balut No, I haven't. So. Yeah. I mean my mom used to love that because it'll be a duck egg but not quite hatched but almost. Almost you'd eat that and and my mom loved it. It was the thing like it was almost like you eating but also flopping, yes. No, I can eat anything rob and I tried one I did it this duck still had the little beak and it was like in the and I said it just it just trip me out on. D Goff know. was like curled up like this and it was like, Oh, no no, that's next on you and I can eat anything. Kids would come to eat at my house once. because. There was nothing embarrassed. My mom she would like literally beaten. It's not embarrassing I'm not but they my mother would cook the fish with the head on it because they had this delicious. You know she would literally suck the eyeballs out of the fish ed like it was just kind of crunchy up. Because you. Don't waste anything steady dull. My friends would be absolutely disgusted by and like cooking shrimp with the heads on it. And I remember one time like my my grandfather would live in. The. In Santa Clara he had you know orchards of. Of different fruits and stuff, but he also had pigeon. So I thought we were getting I felt we were getting pets. We brought home six agents and my mother was was dinner for her and she just sealers was cutting the pigeons heads off in the kitchen. Oh, literally, I remember the the hearts bouncing on the kitchen counter and I remember the the page. Literally she's cutting ahead of opinion and the page looked at me like. I thought I was a pet to. That's My brother and I were crying running. Anybody to. Adopt Four. Soon. Digital and then it was horrible. But nobody not even my father wanted to eat it because we felt because we saw that. Yeah. Yeah no becomes. A wasting food alleged? Didn't even like spend their their necks around I still ache. She's not wasting time. She literally like instead of. Just. No time for that time for that. But the main like you know, my mom is a war survivor during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines. So like she knows what it's like to starve I, mean she's ninety one years older stomach still has problems from like starving and having any food. Her stories were phenomenal. I mean the Japanese when they came. They stole everything out of their house furniture and everything and they even took i. mean they took they left like like a mattress now is it and it took these like ceramic bowls out of there. Yeah and that they had in have indoor plumbing dead these my you know my mother and her family had these ceramic bowls in each room is using there and so she went outside and she saw the Japanese were cooking in it and she's a good. Let them eat. Of My toilet. And so but those are the things you know whatever hard hard conditions that were experiencing now or whatever we experience in our life I mean, that is just another level of putting. Life. Like you know she would like you know when I dropped out of college, you don't want to go to school. For Free Are you kidding you know how I got to pay for school grammar school. I found my sister Iphone, your theaters you're arose and they found money that was the Japanese buried in Cave Oh my gosh. And she also brought back these things he thought they could be valuable. So she brought these things. She thought they were metal pineapples. This could be valuable. Yeah. I know what they were hanged grenades. Right, then you know so it's just like as I get older you realize like this is like your. Anything we could go through is come close to like what you know with that other jet the greatest generation went through. You're absolutely right. Well, I love your mom. I can't wait to watch the special and I love the you're all about family and you briefly mentioned. When your daughter's L. L. King she gets a lot of love here on our radio show. Great. She's been on she's been on with us a couple of times a matter of fact and. Avenue no three kids myself to when you get to see one of them. achieve a level of success like that. So young I got imagine just Kinda. Swell with pride and do and and truthfully like she's been great because I missed too much of her childhood. That's why I got some young kids now and I'm really trying to be there as much as i. can you know what like my own attention deficit disorder L. is wrong with me but She's really welcomed me into her life and and I really did miss too much of a child that is you don't realize like you're trying to be your career and everything in a kids childhood just GonNa zooms by at the only really beautiful that she's You know so close to her sisters, her young sisters in in that she just moved to Santa Fe, you're GonNa instagram and he let know everything about her life in. The she's got the beautiful little. Baby, goats and she's got like I should have a little farm out there. Herself in her new albums. Great. So hope you guys get a chance to listen to that and I told her I said, listen I. Don't know I'm ever GonNa get to do this again Netflix's give me a special. You WanNa come out and do something she said she said Yeah sure that I'll give you one. y'All. Help you dad ones on the arm ones on the arm right there. He did a good one that she said to me. Sweetest. Text every because that's how we communicate everyday these texts now. And she said Dad those the last time I was ever on stage with you. said, that's the last time I. Ever performed at least those with my dad That's great. You'RE GONNA. That melted me. How did the little ones? I've a three and a seven year old a three year old because I'm an idiot. But it's it's the best I'm I'm really enjoying this time more than anything if anything this has been like Gods, you know you know less than, hey, spend time with his beautiful kids right now and I'm GonNa make sure you have. You're not allowed to do anything except that. So it's been beautiful I mean I remember like listening to the music last night with my little three year old and she just hold onto me. Wow. Yeah. The getting better than the prices woman right there and is this kind of stuff you're talking about on your podcast, right? But see what happens is the name of it yeah. They're. Everything else but what everybody's angry about? Just trying to like I mean, it's just I mean the the comedy special stayed up completely away from politics because I I was trying try to make fun of stuff. If you dare make fun of of people these days or their political leanings or whatever they destroy you. It's just like you are like out forever and it's just unfortunate and shouldn't be. It shouldn't be, but it is what it is. Yeah, and they're not playing to lose. They're not playing both sides are in this to win this in its ugly unfortunately, you know it affects me and my comedy. So I totally stayed away from all that stuff just talking about my life and then jokes and the things that have happened to me sure people always you know I would have dinner with people start telling the story in they're laughing Oh, you should talk about this and I say should I in I you know And so there's some incident that happened to me like. I have allergies on all constantly sneezing all the time, and so if I didn't have downstairs in my house, I'd be divorced for sure. I. Start Sneezing. Here you and then so then I my or sneaking we got you know the three year olds we got her a little bed. Now he's out of the CRIB, which means she's sneaking into our bed every night it nothing going. She knows exactly where we sleep she takes everything she owns with her a blanket or pill lowered in our Dolly and and then So you know. So I can't sleep is no room if he's picking and everything. So I find another place go sleeps I I went to another part of the house and every member for. Memorial we're living parallel lives. Tape I totally relate to every step Mario's fighting bird. Bird. Stupid. To Stick. My wife already sleeping there. So I sneak in. Am I can't you know they can't sleep with my wife I talk about this show I can't sleep I. Just I can bed with my wife and I'm not sleepy yet I started you know grabbing sure a little thing and then I I realized that felt different this time. slightly. I Dunno softer or something but I thought well, maybe he took a hot bath I don't know what's going on these days. And, then I realized you know there's a chance. Is Not my wife. And then I realized I ran back in the other room my wife is. Honey? I think I may have. Unintentionally touched your mother. Oh my God. I got my mother-in-law. Just got visual in my head I. Say. She was smiling morning. Rob. That's. It's been. It's been fun I. Hope People Get a chance to laugh really hard of the show and I was always hoping that I'd have a very captive audience. They didn't realize how captive they would be. Yeah but and it'd be fun I think people really just want to laugh and be silly. Very. Special that awesome people can sit back and watch with their friends lack well. The last thing I wanted to bring up speaking of fun. We're all big DEUCE bigalow fans right here. Twenty twenty twenty-nine like it'd be a great time to bring to finish a trilogy. Any chance we could possibly see another installment I always say we would say no but I I'm not gonNA say no. This time I would think I would love to to have got A to get one out there I don't know it's up I mean Disney owns it. I don't know Disney has bigger problems than worrying about what the DEUCE bigalow. Five you know if I was in shape I might be easier to do but you know They negative thirty five maybe he's acceptable at fifty five is it's gross. It changes your rating right away. I say movie is not watchable for anybody under eighty wait another twenty five years and do Deuce bigalow deathbed. No you're right. Well I'll take twenty five. Rob Four let's put on the spot with quick questions quick answers. Okay. Sure. Favorite show you binge during quarantine. Tagger gang for sure. Celebrity crush growing up. Oh my God. SLEBI crush growing up Oh god Cheryl Ladd for sure. Okay. Dream podcast guest. Elon Musk here. All time favorite standup. Richard Pryor. and down. And something you've learned about yourself in twenty twenty. I'm a horrible teacher. We have the exact same life. It's with from the sleep to the birds to the to the weekend. Yeah. They change math parallel. With this common core, they can't I was sucked the math as it is change it on me. This stuff and I gotTa tell you. My patients I hated school and you know to begin with imagined, trying to teach school God hill you hate it. But. The and then we got the birds because if they're going to be locked in, let's get some birds. So they can play with his way easier than puppies and you know, and then we had to get to because you you can't just. So anyway, they're biting the kids. Crap every ten minutes. Every, ten minutes straight and testing straight out. There's there's a lamp that they like. You know the lamp hanging in the kitchen table. So my wife goes nuts about that. Get off the lamp now or they're going to be what your mother did to the pigeon's. That is fantastic. Listen everyone. Please be sure to check out. Asian. Mama Mexican kids on Netflix. Rob. Thank you so much for taking the time to check in and catching up with you man great saying whatever you're doing. My best to the out there? With Mario Lopez.

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Part 2: Rob Schneider Returns, plus The News (ACS Aug 11)

The Adam Carolla Show

1:16:01 hr | 3 months ago

Part 2: Rob Schneider Returns, plus The News (ACS Aug 11)

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show. On podcast one. Well, we have the return of Rob Schneider who's always good on the show and we have the news coming up as well. I talk about lifelock fraudsters are sending messages through social media and emails with a cash abscam the messages offer free money via APP to help during this difficult time don't fall for it. It's important understand how cybercrime and identity theft affecting our lives every day we put our info out on the Internet, and if you're just looking for threats and just checking your credit score you could miss a lot of. These hackers trying to steal your identity lifelock detects a wide range of identity threats like your social security number for sale on the dark web, and if something goes wrong, you have access to a dedicated restoration specialist who will be put on your case if you become a victim, but you're not because you're gonNA have lifelock right Dawson, no event all identity theft or monitor all transactions at all of his life lock ins threats you might miss on your own join now and twenty five percent off your first year by using. Promo. Code Adam. Live longer head to lifelock DOT COM use. Promo. Code Adam for twenty five percent off. The Adam Corolla show presents rob Schneider's per day cocktail. Party. For. October thirty first. Let's see who made the list to. They look it's filmmaker Peter Jackson. With the name like this, how could she not be famous? Piper pair of. John, Candy is here. All right stop it's vanilla. Ice. Fantastic someone invited Willow Smith Mike o'malley. and. Songwriter and composer Adam slesinger. Fun. Rob Now back to the Adam Corolla. Show. Bad. Mix. At that ROB's birthday cocktail party. Good to talk to you rob Schneider. Was That picture you from Baltimore was also born the same days me. Pitcher from Baltimore my o'malley or someone of the guy yet. But anyway, just like. The. Orioles will thoroughly researched and figured out. It's been too long and I I'm sorry it took the end of the world for us to finally get back together the standup special which is available now as you hear this on Netflix X is Asian Mom Mexican Kids Rob's new stand up special. Rob's also going to be in Nashville Tennessee Zanies. I was out there and then maybe not maybe not. Yeah. Well, that's supposed to be August, twentieth through the twenty third. Rob Schneider Dot Com, and find out where he is and what's going on where are you right now I'm in California refugee currently on the run. I'm currently of attacks refugee from California. No we're out in Arizona. Let's come out here until everything calms down it's hot out here by the way I know but you know they were talking about having a raise the taxes in California to pay for all this shutdown and everything. But the good news is we haven't worked for months. So that money we saved up during the the governor Newsom just to make this is making a retroactive to when we were making money in January and February. Thank you governor is Mike. August keep saying this is what's going on I mean he wants to raise it to like sixteen and a half percent or something point eight not that I care right. So, what it does is if you're paying thirty six percent in taxes federally, then you tack on California taxes and now you're over fifty percent well over fifty percent at this point and I guess my question is who isn't gonNA move. I can't imagine people not moving I. Don't Know How rob's moving. Yes. I don't know how I don't know how it works did when did these by the way? The retroactive? Yes. They're going to go back. Tomorrow it's going to go back to January February why stop there go back to nine thousand, nine, hundred, seventy eight is keep going I mean it just doesn't matter. They make up the rules as they go. It doesn't matter anymore I the one thing that I keep obsessing on as I drive up and down the street I was driving one party now. I've during everyone I was passed the salon and they were just had all the chairs out on the sidewalk just sitting getting their haircut out on the sidewalk and I thought. I've I've been flying all over the place I. Don't understand how you can fly on an airplane and you can't get your haircut especially when they distance everybody that gets. Indoors airports, indoors, yes. Very selective virus virus. If you are. If you're socially socially-conscious, it avoids you if you if you just want to go to. If you're in a whole wants to go to church you are they know you they'll find you if you're on a plane, the plane, the airline industry is not doing very good right now, the viruses like we're going to give you a free pass. However, if you're trying to do if you're trying to die somebody's hair with like a little bit of a blonde tint to it because they have a party that they're going to only do on zoom, but they still want to get their hair done, you can't do it so. At some point aren't going to throw their arms up and go like. This doesn't make sense anymore. I can't teach my kids I hate this I can quit I. Am I keep saying. Shouldn't we have when I was in junior high? We would. We would organize a book drop. You guys ever organized a book drop. The note would go around and you know the twelve o five everyone's going to drop their box. You know and I thought if I owned salon or a barber shop or what have you? Should we organize a book drop like Hey, Monday, this coming Monday nine am just open just all just open there's nothing they could do about it. They couldn't force anything I don't. I'm you know what's scary? The scary part is the compliance of how how fucking malleable everyone everyone just open their shot the you long for the the the old. Long for the old days. This warm cuddly days of you know a lower Ben, the curve lower, the curves you know and what happened to that. That was like fifteen days don't worry and then it's pretty soon it's just gonNa be stuff US stuff us by the way the lower the chance of the virus we're going to have to put everyone in a drunk car driving Mexico just the best thing for you. Yes I I don't I. Don't I look the part where you don't want to overwhelm the system I'm yeah. That completely makes sense to me. But I don't feel like some of these businesses opening would overwhelm the system. I've not even really heard at least in Los Angeles of systems being overwhelmed i. Dislike Vietnamese people by saying Oh you know it's not like a nail salon the governor of new. Jersey was saying, what are you kidding me these people I, mean? Very few people actually want to work down there on the toe area. Anyway, let's be grateful to these beaming I want to do that and all that stuff and but it's important. This is alive. People need this. You know my mom it looks forward to doing that ninety. That's her thing she likes to do. So it's just kind of dismiss that these people aren't important is insane and to your point at the beginning blame nail salons for this but we never got any proof that this started with nail salons? We, always suspected. Ever knew for sure we did the wrong. They did. They took the wrong angle on this, which is like, oh. You Wanna get your cuticle pushed or you GonNa get your roots died you're being rude and it's not about the people that are wanting to get the roots died. It's about the businesses that are dying who die routes. It's the other. It's the wrong angle not the consumer Yuki want your government to protect you at what point do you say you know what? I am going to get my nails done I love you and thank you for your concern I appreciate it. But I'm just to take the shot of continuing the you know the pay these Vietnamese family so they can. Take care of their children. You know it's like to me I, get it. You got it lower the curb, bend the curve, break the curves sit on the curb squad shit on the curve. But let's just like when you're arresting a surfer who serving by himself out in the middle of the ocean then it's becomes like what is this really really about now? You're sending a message, but the message scares me. Sarah. Actually on the subject Sarah. Are, you there Sir from Nevada County California? Yeah. You have thoughts on US getting rid of Gavin newsom in two, thousand nine. Yeah I love to get rid of Gavin, NEWSOM and I've been following. Major Williams and he gives me a little bit of hope. I liked the name. Yes. But Yeah I'm concerned. I mean like what I hear you guys saying like small businesses, we're a small county here in Nevada county. We had one death and an eight year old cancer patient and a lot of our in restaurants to go back to not having indoor dining. These places can't survive on twenty percent capacity right and sitting outside you know on. Survival. Percents. No no need to be packed whenever whenever you're open to just have a chance of breaking even the idea of like we're going to do fifty percent fifty percents means the restaurants ninety, eight percent of what business anyway. So as they back to give them A. Chance you know and everybody I. Love It. They're at least trying to get people outside and the People Manhattan beach today were saying like the restaurants at least give us an extra hour is they got all eat outside now and you know gives me tables outside on sidewalk and the street it's it. Can you give us at least another hour? So we can try to keep. Living indoors in sleeping indoors you know I I think it. Well, we we did have pushed back in our county and we had businesses that try to defy the order. But then now our local county is trying to implement an urgency ordinance tomorrow morning to criminalise these businesses that try to say open like what you guys just saying they tried to push back. They tried to stay open inside for indoor dining. And now the county's trying to pass an ordinance that would find them up to ten thousand dollars a day. Well, here's that here's the thing and thanks for calling Sarah's I was thinking about because Mike August sent me an article, an email to an article where I think was New York wants Assistant Hera washers at salons. All have five hundred hours of training now before you can be certified and you're saying. So is the bottom line forget about right and left and Democrat and Republican forget about any of that. How much power do you want your government to have how much of a say in your day-today life like my feeling is I can go to a hair salon I will trust them and their system hair-washer. I. Don't need that Person License I. Don't I need I need a competent person I don't need everyone to. Get licensed for everything and all it's doing is creating a bigger network a way to get money from those people obviously number one but number two, you have something to Lord over them. Now now you defy government will pull your license. So now we have a license that. So now the government essentially gets say I will take this away from you and not let your business operate if in fact you defy us and. Governor. The thing about the government is if you just leave it alone, it's going to grow. It's there to grow. They have meetings every day on what new ordinances and what we can do. We can all agree we went our meet inspected and we can all agree that we like we used to be that we liked cops and firemen now just like fireman. The we can all agree that we like sanitation and clean water and things of that nature. But how much when do we cap it? Do we just let it go? Mayor Guy. said, he said this the other day which is like he had a press conference. These guys are so happy to get out in front of the present every day with whatever and he said the day that he would if you're having a party. We will shut your we will turn off your power and your water. So if you're going to go over to grandma's don't stay for the extra slice of Pie because we're going to cut off your power I, mean at a certain point one new people say what? Who is this guy? I mean anybody had any inkling that Garcetti was was like Joseph Gerbers yourself as a certain point you go like that's nuts and enough with that but also it's completely ineffective because think with the the fine print with that is if you're a multiple offender, they'll do it within two days. So the Party Long Ripping Party meeting all hardy as a ripper. So not only on one side is it like? Me What do you think you're going to do but on the other side, it's like, oh, it's not going ever happened. That's a Mexican wedding. That's. They're going to get to it by the time the handout, the pajamas slippers. Point of the Mexican wedding. No, I don't but I like it. It lasts you know the Mexican weddings just better they last longer and it gives a chance for the government to shut it down 'cause that long. But Disneyland I love Disneyland God bless they're trying you know Disneyworld had is GonNa shut them more hours they're really trying their Disneyland. We're getting back to normal normally ride we spray clorox Michigan. Your is who has an anal phenomenon just come on in Sherri separate. Is that Jiminy cricket. Somebody's touching me where they're not supposed to have. That's the way rabbit. Cricket did he. Sound. At Mickey at all or are they sound? They sound like, oh Nokia several times in the last couple of weeks. He's a cricket but he talked he was like He talked right all the time you can tell me pug. Streetwise realize. Germany. Yes Jimmy. Out at the end. To. Brave. People were looting last night in Chicago Chicago and they weren't social distancing got listen. You gotTa keep at least one flat screen TV apart. People once levels Christian Louis Vuitton shoes apart, but he police your looters please as back. Sixty, five incher. Would be about seventy two in the box, which is what you know. So you can just lay now settling you being respectful to your fellow ludicrous I was I was shocked I'm not shocked but they literally just lifted all the bridges I was just out there. We're just out there just walked the whole place about two weeks ago walked all away along the canal or whatever it is the river and solve. All bridges and the. All the all the. The call them toll toll bridges The. Toll Bridges with the ones that last. All I know what you mean yeah. The toll bridges is that where lift up yeah. What's a bridget lifts up? Toll Toll. Bridge Listen yes. Yeah. The Blues Brother's. Lift Up. They lifted them all up to Kinda cut. The city off to kind of turn it into a moat. Excuse me Drawbridge draw basketball bridge. Yeah thank you. I. May have had a brain fart there but I feel like I could have got some help from those. Group. Rain Fart. And doesn't come up a lot have a lot of drunk. We don't have a lot of drawbridges in two, thousand and twenty. That's true. Right. Thank you, gene. Bridges Right. Yeah. All right. Let me ask Matt has been on hold for a while here Matt you're are submariners. Yeah you called and we talked to you about submarines. The other week, right The the Navy, the Submarine Sailor Roy Right I did that movie. So yeah, you were. Right, we've talked about that. It was the we decided it was the most true to life submarine movie that I'd ever seen. And you're. Play, you go the back. So right? Yes. Sir. How close to Chicago. Are you over there in Illinois? Are Right, now, I am right up in the suburbs and Yeah you're right. The garages are up. So things things are going on over the weekend I was in Minnesota fishing. So I took a week off like you once it based on like the problem with the fucking news the news is like another black man shot by the cops. Yeah. Up another black man who was shooting at the cops shot by the cops not another black man shot by the cops he was shooting at the cops and it's like the top shod him and that's what happens when you shoot a cop. But if you just got to report everything is another black man gunned down by the COP It's it's not like they broke broken James Earl, Jones, his house and shot him while he was sleeping this guy's a fucking criminal shooting at the cops. So not just go because the news goes another black man shot by the cops and then the black folks go fuck it. We're pissed. Fuck it bust out start losing Taryn Shit down and it's I in a way the. Sound. fucking reel it in yes. Yes. If I could just interrupt, I just wanted to know that we can edit out the part where I'm laughing at your jokes just in case if the social very sensitive sensitive, I'm saying I agree with you completely we're too. We're. We're at a point where people are very volatile the very upset and there's a lot of frayed nerves. They'll go to the original tweet atom they just go to the tweets down the list. Original you'd like Ice Shooting Gop. If you would like to report things accurately would probably help not agitate folks to the point where the going out and things could be destroyed or hurt. So I was like little. Paraphrase from Fox News if you on just to your point that most most hadn't hadn't given this the scope on it. Chicago police blamed the rioting on misinformation spreading regarding the shooting they say police responded to reports of a man with a gun and were met with gunfire as they approached him. Yes. Fox. But I'll bet that's why this is from misinformation is pretty key part of that african-americans need to go to Fox to get their news. That's right. Now. You know Sorry. So Matt. sub Mariner yes. Yes. But you went fishing. Pole yeah. We're finishing up. At a lake up in Minnesota that was my vacation Simone I'm I I can't. I'm coming back for more right now I feel like. Find offhand mooning happened in Chicago. Great. You should be better at fishing than most because you understand what goes on underwater. You have a year like the fish whisper like being under you spent half your life underwater below the fish below. You would think. So but most of the time Minneapolis people, they have ten thousand choices because they got ten thousand lakes. Half the day's learn them all which Lake Matt do ice fishing. Have never done ice fishing all too. But going North for the summer has been like a tradition of mine just go up north catching fish and You know that's all been away. That's my vacation time. It's really just an IT's raining. It's really just a test that Dr drew taught me to ask to find out if you're an alcoholic or not. Because guy goes. Fishing every fucking winter like. Really just saying you're an alcohol. That's always only one reason to fish on a block of ice and that's to get wasted at noon. mccaw you say McConnell has A. A. Yeti we take a YETI cooler along with A. Comment. We gotTA keep an eye down we. The choice twenty, twenty of. Being. Thrown back for. So you had pictures to share with us. Yeah I talked to whoever's on the other side of the phone and I sent them some pictures and they said, yeah, they're great and I didn't know if you had had seen him either. From our trip to the North Pole and if you you want to I, don't know if they haven't brought up or anything. You know we're looking at a submarine that's what surrounded by ice that has come up through. Did. You come up through the ice. Yeah, we we came up through the ice that we you know when we were up there. We were up there with another British submarine route, paint some games and stuff, and when we went up, we were trying to find a place where we could like bust through the ice. Of Water and we were like, yeah let's let's let's punch through something and. Your the ATHOL. By the way, we'll post the pictures up AT CRAWL DOT COM. You know I've always had this thought about the military. and. Think about it. The military sort of pays the least out of. Conventional jobs you probably starting out you probably in and out Burger might pay more than the military and it's also like what the guys your high school dead when there was nothing to do like parents didn't have businesses and they weren't college material they'd end up going in the marines. Going in the navy or whatever it is but simultaneously you get to be around. State of the art equipment, the cost millions and millions. If, you're involved in any way shape or form with. An F twenty two raptor or one of those strikeforce. You're flying up piece of material a machine that costs two hundred million dollars to build and you to fly you'RE A. You Are you may be getting twenty two bucks an hour but you're in a machine that costs two billion dollars and goes under the polar caps. You know what I mean. You're you're living this poor live with this crazy technology that isn't even available. You Know Elon Musk couldn't get his hands on the shit that you guys get your hands on. And so kind of an interesting life because back in the day you were just poor you're in the army, you had a musket and a hat, right that was your technology. Now you're fucking around with this insane technology. We don't even probably know half of it aren't privy to half of it and yet you're getting paid minimum wage matt thoughts less well, you're correct I mean we get government benefits you know health but but. You're right that thought does occur to us all the time or I'm just sitting there and like, Hey, I, I'm on a nuclear submarine the ocean right now Razi this. So those kind of thing but then most of the time he was bored. Because you're just doing a job and don't wait the it's weird. The Way Life Works on a submarine you're working on an eighteen hours a day. So you get up, you do your job like I was on the sun are set for six hours and then you clean or do whatever for six hours, and then you'd sleep for six hours and then you get up and do the same thing over again. The morning every day you were getting up about six hours before before you got the previous day is the food better with the sub core than regular, Navy. Yes because you're only cooking for so many people and all these guys come out of you know navy cooking school, their mess specialist, they call them and so all these guys are trained chefs and so they only have to cook for so many people and if you're working in in an aircraft carrier, you're just cranking out crap food for everybody but the guys that really cared they give us a meal. It was great now the question for you. Is. It true. The rumor is you hear like it's the air's clean and filtered down there. When you come up is everybody catch cold and they get off the sub after a couple of months and see. no, they don't catch. Don't touch a cold or the because I think that. Because you're dealing with a bunch of guys that you're living with each other's germs Just. Underwater. The whole. The whole time when you pop at hatch opening become on all, it's like it's like a a breath of fresh air doesn't even begin to describe. The Sun on your face and you just breathing in not farts. regulative. The. Submarine Core for the United States in World War was really tough because they wouldn't calibrated correctly the torpedoes so The very high death rate or the highest I think for the armed services for the United States I think in. Shoot. Blind. For like the first year that they were out there against the Japanese that literally, and so you know I think was a Rita Hayworth came up with a better design for that something that happened. So like really not I didn't know that I just knew that they were kind of behind as far as you know especially Germany they were Cra-, their boats were just messing around with us luckily now I think that we got the best submarines on the planet, but Yeah World War Two, it was a rough time. Learned from watching movies that U boat, commanders, German, U Boat Commanders, or monks the best most rugged-looking individuals on the planet no. One's ever cast the guy with a double Chin to be you boat commander in PROC NAL. Yes. Great. The greatest beard steel gray is like they're just they're the most majestic creatures got to respect them but they're good looking DASS. Boot. Looking in the periscope. where he got to, he was they made it into a two hour movie which was still amazing. But originally, thus boot was nine hour television series or movie, and it was like the most incredible stuff. They literally had a guy running right behind the sailors in these small. You know that's when they had hot bunks by the way Adam noodle of this other words. You don't get your own bunk in the leave it to come back to life you get out of the box somebody else goes to sleep and that bunk. So you when you go to sleep, it's a hot bunk somebody just got up. Today. So the that's boot, they had the cameramen literally wearing helmets. Helmets guard themselves. PADS is running with the cameras right behind these guys and it's just. Whole nine hours ridiculous. Dos. BOOT is spectacular. A Young Wolfgang Petersen wrote in direct that he wanted to resume Hollywood movies and. was supposed to be like epic miniseries and even the movie. Is Pretty spectacular. Spectacular. He just just a quick correction because it's such a great piece of Trivia. You're so on course with Rita Hayworth and that was the name that popped in my head when you said that had he lamar on sorry. Yeah. she developed a a radio guidance system for allied torpedoes intended to use frequency hopping spread spectrum technology to defeat the threat of jamming by the access powers had Lamar. Sorry I, it's easy to confuse the two more beautiful women who ever lived. That's why I gotTa look that up I have to make sure that's right because it's such a great piece of Trivia while I read. Part because she was probably painted on more airplanes. Omar. You want another sad. The the the sad reality of male sexual wiring is that if we went to a party and one chick was painted on the side of an airplane and the other chick figured out a way for the guidances system for the torpedoes we'd be like, oh. Let me I'll talk to you when I'm done talking. Booze painted on the side of the bomber. Let me hit Macari here fast easy way to declutter Your Home I. Love. macari it. Also you don't have the landfills. You don't have to take all this stuff and throw it out. Kids Oh ice skates. They've grown out of or any kind of sporting equipment or anything you just do it minutes you can download the macari apt take some pictures of your stuff added description and it's listed just like that once it sold macari emails a shipping label to you stick it on. The box and ship it from your home. 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You know if you've been out there, you know what great audiences they are, and so it's shoot it. I'll I'll just you know get on the road for a few months really get this stuff down I did and then. We started February twenty ninth in the world shut down about a week later talk about timing right? You know and Did you have a deal with Netflix beforehand or did you just shared it? NETFLIX's lucky and? Unlucky enough to Netflix to work on this and give me give me a shot especial and. Exciting I mean. It really is. As a comedian, you try to get to a place where you can. Show your your act in front of one hundred, ten different countries all over the world. is a dream it's nuts and most people. The thing is what I really wanted to do. This was most people don't even know that I ever started out as a stand-up. Adam Santa Chris Rock David Spade Chris Farley wasn't a stand abusing Improv guy from second city we all started out as standups in honestly by the time we had like twenty twenty five minutes we were on TV or on Saturday night live. So that's a great problem but for me I always looked at like those guys really admire the great comics Jay Leno for me in Dana the Great Dana Carvey and Dennis Miller and these guys and Chris Rock what an amazing our, and then I wanted that so the only way to do that you've gotta hit The road and hit it hit it hit and six years you know. So this is something I put the other for the last few years and you know I wanted to do something i. think people are really good mood right now to WanNa laugh take all the politics and crap out of it just give them something to laugh at for now I was spending time yesterday over the weekend with the Chris Farley cousin Jim Farley's now the CEO Ford then they look exactly the same Chris's. There's some some families have these like strong jeans, his his brother look. Exactly like him and his. Kevin and his cousin is cousin. Jim Picture. Of Jimmy has they have that look I don't know what I don't know what it is. It's Kinda. Looked like they just had ten beers. They look like and and it's getting a little crazy is the first time ever met Chris Farley when I told you I don't know if it's always before but. Before. Social Media is just twenty. Eight. Years ago almost thirty years ago and I'm checking into the hotel is a having apartment. Yeah it's my. First Real. season, Saturday night live, and I'm checking in this place in in the middle of mid down a little hotel and here this is a whole next. IRA need a smoker's room because I liked the smoke I'm a bit of a smoker and I have a problem with the smoking room because I've had to pay the fine before Baba. Just look on a guy who's this whole? Look up the names Farley, look upon your role in Virginia Virginia, and so I said Hi Chris I'm rob and I'll be I'm working with you this year SNL. Would go out and have dinner one after the soda which went out to dinner to this place called Joes of a Mexican restaurant midtown about eleven tequila shots. Later he's on the table naked taking your shirt off doing the whole thing you know where the shirt between the legs you know Brandon, and he wasn't a famous Chris Farley he was just a fat naked. Table and I just want like, wow, and I never went back to that restaurant again, they never allowed me back. Guys you. So you both had your first season it was together. Your first season was. Far. At the end of the eighty, nine, ninety season in. Farley. Came in nineteen, ninety one. Who Will you? Who is on? Who was the cast on your first company? We is he knows where the cast of Saturday night live like the. The first half of the show is just showing how many people learned the cast. And it was literally like Senator Al Franken. There was. it. was. Dana. Carvey Dennis Miller. Adam Sandler. Spade Chris Farley Chris Rock, a Mike Myers. I'm a huge fan from your era specially, and that was a great transitional period where was was the Dana. Carvey. Kevin Nealon Jon. Great era and kind of gave way this new era and at the same time integrated you Santa Clara and David Spade and all the all the guys that we know from the nineties. There was just a great time. We had no idea at the time all I remember from that. Air People. Saying in the media, how much we suck and we weren't as funny as like you know building. In a yeah. I know it's not as good as the first cast. I saw the first guy that's why I wanted to be on this show but the first guess you know they're not here anymore. So but it was a great place and we had a good run and if your kid and you're watching your when you're a kid and you're watching that cast that the current cast that your casts, that's your and you love. It was a great. It was a real dream dream place to be, and literally you had an idea that Adam Sandler and I went out to dinner one time with our girlfriends and just money to take them out and I just remember you know the the waiters were being the Italian restaurant Il Portee Lee in little Italy and They were the waiters were kissing our girlfriends a little bit like Belize in. Free Time just a bit much. Yeah. So anyway, we sit that like the next day or the couple of days later Tuesday night. Adam Sandler comes in the room with. Rob Smuggle and there giggling and they're falling on the floor laughing and what is new and they just hand me the script and I started reading about like ended about these Italian waiters being overly aggressive and humping your girlfriend and I start laughing falling on the floor and that's what a great way and the next thing you know four days later were performing in firm all of America or whoever wants to watch that late and they're laughing so hard the audience soon because Adam sandlers basically a diaper and Dana Carvey humping Victoria Jackson Yali it wasn't curse. And I'm licking her face and I am I ask is hanging out and adamant I doing our lines. We can't even hear each other with three feet apart and they're just laughing. We just had like all. This is good. You know the Really Cool. Part of comedy and the creative process because I didn't do us and now but when I did the man show, we did a bunch of sketches in. And we do commercial parodies and stuff like you go into work and I'd go. You know when I lived in Locker Senna with my two roommates I had one roommate. Who on his nightstand in his Dan was like handcuffs. Jugs magazine and a pistol and his his. Parents lived in Philadelphia and they worshipped him they adored him. I always used to tell them a man. If something ever happens you, I'll get to that nightstand before your mom. Your covered, you know what I mean, and I then turned it into a bit like we made up a whole bit about you know you guys know the bit probably doesn't but it's called shares like a service that gets to your apartment before your parents. And we made a funny bit out of it. It was just it was a bit. It was based on like you'd have all these ideas of like, Oh, I used to kid about this and I said that now and then you just go in and you do exactly what you guys did with the Italian food place, which is in turn it into a bit. There was this one thing that happened to me that I thought like sometimes. Especially, like to me sleep deprivation sleep deprivation before you're you're the structural side of your brain, the left side wakes up. You know there's a little crazy part here before you had your coffee in the the creative sides kind of sneaking out. So you can get away with you know, which is also drug Addict Party of rain by the way but. So. Next thing I haven't slept in flying out to New York and from cal- California I thought well, you know what? If I'm naked right now what would that be like and the next thing I know that a character called the sensitive naked man who everyone was freaked out by this guy because he was naked but like he thought it was was them not him? You know and it was just a dumb little thing. The next thing you know it's on TV but like another thing was a walk into the store in upstate, New York and everything in there looks like what my older brother would use the height is we'd. We'd. And so I just I. Took it up to the counter like you know like the word is the we going here single African or something she lives in idiot. Now the next thing you know go back and Smells like we had an African tickly store where everything is where you can hide your wheat this Senegalese. Lewd it's car from deer would make one, every seven years us what do you use it for two years for fertility rituals? What do I do with it? You put your weed in there. So I mean. That's the silly stuff SICILIA's king. Whatever's silliest is the best always and it has to be. Based in something like there has to be a truth, a kind of a grounding a kind of is as absurd as it may sound, you have to kind of go. Yeah I. got that older brother who does that as well. We have a picture of Farley in his cousin. We've figured Jim Farley. You're you'll. At it. That's a handsome Farley. He's got the is the mouth or does it just that's not even his brother his cousin. Jean. All right. We're GONNA. Do Very, very powerful drinking gene. We're GONNA do. Well, it's funny because I was. I was literally just doing I was interviewing him for going racing without crawler. Put some cameras up interview. Some guys at the track. Blah Blah Blah but he said to me I, like to go racing. He said you know. Some people. Have girlfriends some people you know drink I I race and I was like, yeah, you can drink an race like I'm here to tell you I do fair bit of both on on a weekend. You can have a girlfriend through to to get into the car racing. That's right. So we'll take a quick break. We'll a comeback with rob. We'll do the news right after this. You. Break game five all those crazy trump tweets. G. Grant troubled. News with gene gene. The news with Gene Grad. So these chapelle shows continue in Ohio and He usually brings up a guest or two, and that's where Louis CK resurfaced. Recently at one of the standup events in Ohio state has been hosting the series. We talked about this a little bit called Dave Chapelle and friends an intimate soon, distanced fair and he's been bringing up Jon Stewart David Letterman our buddy atom ray was up. I. Think like two days ago at least that's when the picture was posted and in a photo dated August fourth, it was revealed that ck was a special guest for two recent shows. have a picture here Louis in the middle of everybody It's the first time Lewis Ben he shared the stage with another prominent comedian which ones Louis. You gotta look. To blow it up, blow it up so you can see it. Yeah Yeah did just two shows recently Sarah Silverman. To, yeah, at the bottom oshii is oh. Yeah. Stand under you WANNA. Squad underneath Louis not. With your back turned him, didn't she have a story like that I just You know she joked, yeah. Michelle Wolf is in like every one of these pictures. So I think she's a main fixture down there the other picture with a big. It was the without him Ray Elza Tiffany Haddish who might be in that picture as well. She's shaved her head. Sir Yeah and Jalil White Urkel oracle now an animated. Wow cool. there. Yeah I don't know I is is Louie out doing standup or was he out doing standup when he did a tour? He did a tour. In Europe he sold out in. Europe Europe for sure he needed here too. Yeah. He he would like clubs in kind of like he's like I'm going to be here I'm going to be performing forty five minutes whoever shows up and it would sell out instantly and pop up. Yeah and then also he wouldn't give enough time for people to start threatening the establishment of burned down or whatever. You know that they wanted to do to to pick or whatever, and it did very well and I haven't seen as a special I heard saw some of the older stuff of it listen to it at least some somebody. That's why you gotTa Take People's phones away these days because the next thing you know where you're still working out your bits, it's going to be on Youtube. But yeah he was funny. The I don't I don't I mean. Has it been how many? Has. It been three or four years she got kind of outed. And almost three and it was kind of weird about a Louis C. K. as I'm thinking about these bizarre time we're living in. In a way, he doesn't really have an expiration date on whatever it is. He did it just kind of a slow burn or something whereas other people have their day in court or the let out or they're thrown in jail there's a kind of a thing in. Stewart's spent her yes. You didn't fight it. There's a dividing line either get fired or you get divorced or you get in jail or you can have a trial or your exonerated or whatever it is like Louis just kind of went you know and and so it's weird. So sort of like. There's not an endpoint, but it's starting to sort of fade off but there's no. Clear Division of like now was there was like I remember like. Elvis in seeing the documentaries about Elvis, there was elvis was getting crap after the first time he was on its Alvin show and then you know he's like he's to it's risque and he's using his hips he has a penis. Problem and then. Ed Sullivan. Had Him come back again he said I just WanNa say Schroeder night that there's never been a nicer man. He's a gentleman a nice man. You saw the relief from Elvis like thank you. Thank you and then of course, he went on to do pretty much everything that he was accused of later. But. But I feel that same way it run its course you know I mean finally like it took an actor you know. The finally get rid of the. Blacklisting in Hollywood just passed away the Great Kirk Douglas. The Academy Awards said Trumbull wrote Spartacus I. Push Rita Hayworth. You've got rid of that heading Lamar got rid of the ROB's confused he was Rita, Hayworth. Now do we have the luxury of hindsight where after Lewis know disappearance for lack of a better word we had Weinstein we had Epstein we have all this stuff will Louis Pervert compare him. Yeah. Yeah. You're those really can't but will. Say That I'll get more shit than of genus says that. All right. But I'm just saying is that societally what we're thinking now like okay, you know he's no Epstein he's no Weinstein let them come back. Well, I'll tell you what what is a very scary in a little bit of a jump the shark as a nation was, and I always think about Matt Damon because Damon desire to put his opinion out there, which is, of course Al Franken the aforementioned Al Franken was not Weinstein and we. Shouldn't think of them the same now and then he got wished out in the Cornfield and that was a moment where he probably should've taken a stand and our country should have taken a stand which is, yes, he is correct and as I've told you, I have nonsensical discussions with my wife's friend. Once who was just kept yelling I'd go. He's one hundred percent, right what are you upset with him about and she just kept going just shut up Matt Damon you shouldn't be talking and it's like. That's when we jumped the shark where people that first off weren't involved with any criminal behavior commented on somebody else's behavior suggesting merely that there's a difference in a chasm between what this guy was doing, what that guy may or may not have done, and then I has to be silenced you're using logic and being rational that's against this year but here's the problem. Here's the problem. The problem is you have Matt Damon saying something that's patently true and then five million people that don't Wanna weigh in because they don't WanNa get wished out of the Cornfield. But my argument is if those five million people did weigh in, then we could eliminate this stuff. Be. Both say yeah. No, you're right. It's not the same thing but also fucked that guy, I mean you. Can say whatever you want to say that, and also it's like you know the Guy Franko whatever whatever. I didn't talk about any of this and my stand up special not that I need to bring it back to my special James. James Frank Companies Franko Accused by five creepy behavior, right? I'm at MSN justifying behavior but he got accused of this like you know of like a promising things to women. In exchange for sex and then after. Didn't follow through with intimacy. Promise I'm sorry that just reminds me of sex. In general speaking, you promised things like I'm sorry we're not going to go to dinner. I'm tired I don't WANNA. See Him know it's weird. My Franco's off. The Franko thing for me is interesting because he got outed because he was wearing a button or boot near something said he was down with the 'cause it's like the time's up button or something right and it's weird. I process him differently because I'm like that guy was trying to kiss a mass and not in beloved by this group, and then he ended up getting bit by zone snake essentially. But for some reason, the guys that are trying that I have less sympathy for the people that are trying to sort of be down with this 'cause who then end up getting crucified by the 'cause I shouldn't maybe it's inconsistent but somehow his no but it does seem like you know if you screw up if you're a liberal real liberal like I'm from San Francisco I think that's a traditional liberal, which means you're an arch conservative now. If if if you, if you dare step out of line I, mean nobody got I mean no meeting was ever loved more than I think and adored more than Louis CK. The media I mean in his pseudo apology or whatever that he sent out. You know he'd missed that like these. You know they love to. But what if you screw up you're done forever they just you're out, you're out. I think it's fair. Louis CK said an interesting arc- because. First off at the beginning he was kind of ignored like they'll win cared one way or the other, and then at some point, he just became the voice of comedy like it's that guy is going to be the arbiter of all. That is funny for like three years it became this guy I mean we used we used to book him on the morning show and stuff like that. No one care to Louis CK was there's another struggling comedian and at some point he became super relevant like just became sort of anointed because he's the HBO special. One of the ones he did because you can see him for three, four, five minutes you can laugh. But if you see him for an hour. He really has great logical progression to those absurdity in these bits and they have some universal truth to it. I I agree I think he's great. But what I'm what I'm saying is there's something that transcends just being good like at a certain point you're band becomes radiohead and then he just everyone looks to measure you everyone else. Yes. Right. Last time I saw Louis was like he was doing. The last comedy special that was on. Nets likes and I went down and saw him on like A Sunday night in literally you know Sunday or Monday night, and literally it was like the greatest comedy show I've ever seen. It was any and I went backstage after I said that was ridiculous. He said Yeah that was you know? I just felt that was electric. You know, and then he did the next night and the next night it was like Great. Backstage. So that was great. You know and he said, yeah but it wasn't as last night and I said, yes, exactly. Because you know the super hyper fans are really excited to go see him. They rush out here that first night and then they add a show and then the people will hear about it but aren't as excited and they're going to check their phone a little bit more, not the Uber Fans and so but you need to get those. People to get in there to have that you need to have somebody tells somebody. So over and over and over again to get those people outside of your core group of Suber fans. But and that's what finally happened with him and hit like you know to sell out Madison Square Garden you're going to have a have to get a lot of idiots who maybe don't really get it but just pretend that they do you know what I mean I So on the CK. ARC which is nobody cares then everyone cares. Then he becomes the yardstick to measure other comedians against and then we're done with him and he needs to be shamed out the Cornfield a weird his his whole. Life career. Wise. We're also let's not forget my buddy ray came up behind him and. Jordan Rubens midnight rollerskating rink thing when a shirt was off and he's covered with sweat and just grabbed both of us man boobs and just start rattling them up and Louis just turned around and went what the fuck are you doing like I. My raise I thought you were Jeff Ross. The thing goes funny about rays. Ray would be peeing on somebody explaining I thought you're a good friend like I know. I don't know how Jeff Rospa felt about that one either. But he literally came up behind him and just grabbed his hand were. Not. Defending. Obviously. There was. Not Nice things he did but. The culture was basically not a sniper at that time because usually sometimes golby a sniper. This time was pure double barreled buckshot running to get as many victims as as many people as they can as many as anybody no matter what they did or the degree of what they did or as many they were just trying to get everybody and if you that's why everybody was like lay low, let this go let this this storm will pass it has not passed. It's got Morris but I don't know where will go from here but it's definitely affected everybody and how you think about what you're going to perform what you can say you couldn't say like it's nuts I mean honestly like. I was talking to Chris Rock recently and I said. So what what would you? What are you gonNA be talking about a stage? He's I have no idea. It is crazy out there well, him and that's something that we we touch on from time to time and I mean I'm just saying this from a female perspective I. Don't know if this is going to ring true for you guys or not. But when I when you hear about, you know even the transgressions like Louis are like what you want to chicken you're you you you made her feel like she had to stay in wants you jerk? Fuck you like what what are you doing? All that kind of stuff. It's like, yeah, bad behavior. you know now we all know about it. You can't secretly keep putting women in this position or you know Weinstein or whatever. It's not gonNA work anymore your secrets out nobody's keeping your secret anymore bullies love when people keep their secrets and I and I personally love that you know. I. Love that exposure it's like, Hey, man, this is who you this is who you are. If you didn't want to talk about it, you shouldn't have acted so badly but. The other part is is okay when I am sitting here, you know like, let's say me personally worked my ass opt for their career I have loved sitting in this chair on this show. Love my other job. I've worked really really hard for all this I. Think I'm a good hearted person you know Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah when people if I say something that someone doesn't agree of they come after me now I feel like we have a problem you know. Why is the wave taking all of its allies with them? Well, I think Matt Damon's his real screw up was when he said Hey I got four daughters. As if you need to have four daughters understand like basic decent human, right? You know no no. No, it took I. Now that I have four daughters understand like, hey, i. always the preface which is in my book with everyone going like you know I have black friends are you know I'm a family man or I have a wife and a daughter like? We get it. You're not bad. No one's bad. You can have opinions on things. Still. Love. Your wife or your daughter whatever it is. It's saddens me I really mean it that everyone who has to weigh in with something like police brutality. Listen. What they did to George Floyd was wrong and I'm here to tell you that's wrong. There's no policemen should put their knee on a man's neck and tell you that that being said the defunding the police, it's like we get it. It was wrong. Everyone knows it's wrong. That's not no one thinks this is an endorsement of that or you having a wife or you having a daughter you having black friends or whatever that thing is. It's so sad to have these things are so insanely obvious. You have to preface everything with here's who I am just give your goddamn opinion. Young. Man. This. Is like this social media thing it's it hasn't. People don't know what to do with it I. I think it said the C one time like is that when you know when they when they started flying airplanes in nineteen, nine, hundred, fifteen years later for it to start killing people, right so this is what's happening fifteen years after social media, they're killing people with it well, before its transportation again, it is kind of the in a way. It is sort of the new drunk. So she'll media because drunk used to be a hey, what you said you shouldn't sat it. You said, you said this you shouldn't have said that and like when you're drunk, you're like God fuck and care I'll say whenever I want I'll fight everyone in this bar like right it's a kind of the new empowered drunk it's in twitter Veritas. It is oh, in Vino Veritas. No you drank in the real dr yet the truth the truth comes out. Yes. That that that twitter is sort of is too drunk minus the hangover or the wrong tank, the cops or getting punched or having a bartender hit you the baseball bat like it's sort of A. Being drunk, saying what you want and never having to deal with the biker whose girlfriend offended at the bar. But here's the thing though now people are interpreting like it like hung over like they're drunk the interpretation from companies when I found out like the guy in the galaxy from the La Galaxy Soccer football club got fired for something his wife texted his wife tweeted as what? or his wife's facebook page whatever it's like I, I get fired for the wife which he said that to me is is insanely attic control. Would we gotta come back come back from the the the the edge of the cliff they're also You kick a ball for a living I don't want to sound like my mom but I just mean you play fucking soccer how much? How much wisdom should we re re gather from? You Rob I know you got a hard out. That was about five minutes ago. So I'll give your stand up special a plug and will bid Ado until next time you come join us in Tempe you're in town I'm going to be I'm going to be being Improv, a September nineteen eighteenth and nineteenth doing new there live stand up and podcasts as well. So if you WANNA come down to the Tempe Improv. Oh Yeah and say, hi, September eighteenth and nineteenth we'll work it out I have my kitchen off the stand up. Special. Asian, Mama Mexican kids is available now on Netflix's thanks rob, we'll talk very. Let me hit simply safe and then we'll do a little more news most home security companies trap you with the high price is tricky contracts lousy customer support there's only one that is a no brainer that is simply safe to is in their people everything to protect your home and arsenal sensors and cameras for every room window Dora tailored specifically for your home professional monitoring day and night. Police fire medical professionals, whatever you need, you set it up and under an hour Peel and stick batteries last up to ten years. 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So of course we will I'm sure there'll be plenty more information rolling in what's happening just now, but I'm getting a a notification saying president trump has just abruptly ended his news conference in the White House briefing room has been placed on lockdown trying to get a little more information I'm now seeing a tweet from Emily Finn who looks like an anchor for an which I'm not sure what that is just one America from on THERE YOU GO USA developing initial reports of shots fired at the White House Secretary Service. Him Out of the briefing room our correspondent is currently in lockdown inside the briefing room. That's all we know uses. Christ. Let's see of secret service. Currently in the yeah, that's it says, shots fired at five forty seven. So that was just about fifteen minutes from where we are and we'll see we'll see what's going on. I'm. Just Watching. CNN going. The president was shot. Now. No one deserves to be shot but. Have you got to sit up there and lie all day a lot look at the corona virus how many people needlessly died? Jeez. Vision upon anyone. Yes Well Max Patty you can scour the thing. Yeah. Because it's it's literally breaking right now. You'll see more meanwhile just on a side note, I watch Richard Jewel for the first time yesterday and That poor guy got a bum deal. You saw that right? Brian did. Okay. Good movie I loved the performance but Poulter Houser who's great. He's incredible. He's and I said he has to be such a smart actor to pull off this character. And I WANNA watch set here. Now I'm telling you. Have Richard Jewel looked like George Clooney would have been accused of this. It's funny because the the guy kind of after him in the movie is Jon Hamm right those roles were reversed. I'm just saying like I we don't realize what animals we aren't mean that even a negative way, but it's like you you just go look at I. Look at that guy you know he did some look at it look at it. Jewel himself was not telegenic. He didn't come across the is like Oh. That's a hero no nothing charming or it now nothing about it but a good guy I guess what if? I'm I'm trying to think of I'll think of the name keep going. Okay. So. As I mentioned earlier, Sturgis is popping off right now thousands of bikers wrote into the small town in south. Dakota, over the weekend for the eightieth annual sturgis motorcycle rally authorities have so far reported eighty four arrests for offensive like now hold on. Hold onto your hat drunk driving drug use more than two hundred citations were also issued and police responded to eighteen crashes. Well, let me ask this. All right. What if Richard Jewel looked like George Stephanopoulos? Oh. If I'm staying right at the time, it'd be a good look. Yeah. We would we go that guy I know he? Put a bomb somewhere like pictured they're probably both. About the same age. Jill's been gone for a little while. But if you showed a thirty year old, they're both like a picture both of them thirty one in five years. Yeah. You just George you would not convict. That kid now. I did give boy-next-door. It's how Ted Bundy got away with what he did for as long as he did it and who played Ted Bundy Brian League, Zach, Ephron, or something. The prettiest guy in Hollywood to play. I. Thought Jeremy Renner flame to well. Yeah, well. Couple, Zach Ephron did play him I think one as far as the the way also, there was an armed suspect outside the White House that aspect has been shot and has been taken to the hospital and there is no word on why he was there. If you had anything to do with trump according to trump shot by the police secret service. Moist now. Please have a guy looked like Louis C. K. and not like Chris Rock. Please please. I know nothing about the story obviously been on the show last hour and a half there's a chance. He's like a second amendment supporter I mean there's no, there's no rhyme or reason it could be one or the other chance I would imagine. So. So the STURGIS event is ten days long very little social distancing, mask-wearing The virus experts call this a super spreader event and You know there's been much of this and in Meade county where there's been one covid nineteen deaths those are all really really good shape. So very fine if they get the fucking God the perfect. Yeah. But the concern is that numbers will spike after thousands people come together then they're going home, and so we'll just we'll watch out for the biker. Cruzi. What happens So I don't know if you saw the story about this girl this this very nice looking studious girl from a high school in Georgia. Hillary Clinton a bomb. She posted a picture of what her high school hallway looked like at north. Holding high. and. It's just a traffic jam of you know a regular day at school. I mean it stopped people can't walk anywhere. They're asked elbows there no masks and she posted the picture saying, this is what our school looks like right now. So instead of maybe fixing the school, they suspended her for posts in good Jesus fucking Snitch fucking post pictures go. That's funny. Funny I have different opinions. Please bring this up on reasonable doubt because did she violate some written agreed upon rule? Okay. So I can sort of speak to that. kind of crazy. So okay. So the district initially suspended the student earlier this week after an announcement to punish all students who shared disparaging content on the school. On social, media, TMZ reports that the school suspended her posting because she was posting pictures of minors without their consent. That's what high school kids do on social media talk of each other at school and. Schools are roles. So the school authorities allegedly told her that anything that goes on social media that's negative or alike without permission will be there will be consequences on Friday the student announced via social media that they reverse the decision but hold on this is a perfect example of Andy shaving my bathroom and cleaning it up. Yeah. GARRIGA been drooling over this happen you possibly prove negative intense you're supposed to the picture, the director they high school sucks or whatever well, if if. If. That's the whole thing like the negative the negative behaviors on the high school that's on them. So it's like it's like somebody. Against I, don't know be like Andy taking a picture of your messy bathroom and posting up there but it's kind of the bat. The bathroom wasn't Massey when you moved into the House school not doing their job. On the other hand this going to happen times ten, million all over the place constantly, and the kids are just going to there's going to deal with it. They're just gonNA live with it I'm. I haven't heard any bad stuff coming out of kids stuff with the cove in nineteen. So I'm a I'm assuming fine sunny fucking. Loved it he. He. Doesn't have to learn anything anymore he anymore anymore. Well. He's learning is whatever's learned if the race track basically That's good smart. School hard knocks. Well. If you're lucky, you don't live in New York because USA Today reports that all New York schools will be able to open in the fall that's according to Cuomo, and that's leaving the ultimate decision basically to local authorities but he's given the okay. He said last month that schools will be reopened on a regional basis. If the region was reporting a fourteen day daily infection rate of five percent or lower, that's currently. The case for all regions apparently in New York, which was one of you know the epicenter when this all started, Friday's decision has meant to be preliminary one as the first day of school is like September tenth. So it's still a month away. Each district has just submit their own plans to reopen they're being reviewed by the health department and they're looking at probably a hybrid situation of three days of in person. Yeah I don't I don't know what the Hell my kids are doing but I don't think they're going back until after the first the first of the year I don't think and. It's also it's. It's pretty apparent that the teachers ain't nutty about teaching either so. It's like the the the teachers like getting paid to stay home and their clients like them to get paid to stay home as well, and that's kind of. That's a perfect storm there but not a lot. Not, a lot of incentive to get back to it so I don't think they're coming back. Like they know anymore, I can't what? I was talking about like. I I was we're having this sorta global discussion with. Peter who showed up to the track with US and is going to Barclay right now but he went home and there was doing remote learning and all these colleges redoing this thing where it's like well, you still pay us but you just stay home right I. Think there's GonNa be a change here I think we're getting to the point. Is for the colleges. Careful. What you ask for because on one hand, you get paid without having to open up a building on the other hand. You've just taught everyone they can stay home and get your providing from home, which means why do they need to pay for your belltower you know and and so I think there's going to be a real change here in learning and especially like in college in. Our Mike Sonny's not going to college anyway, but he's fourteen. Would he ship off and go to college in four years? It seems uncertain realistic. Now it's GonNa. It's GonNa feel a lot like. Renting a dvd or something like you could do it. Maybe some people want to do it or they like it or they liked their Blu ray collection or whatever it is but aren't most people use their phone download like isn't that kind of isn't college going to be that soon we'll. This is your in fifty years welby chicks. You already said this about college, but it happened sooner. Yeah, this thing fast tracked everything and I just I just wonder with what's going on on campuses and like all the crazy politics and everything, and there's also probably. A large group of parents that like. I don't want my kid to go there and come back a lesbian and I'm talking about sunny. So. I think I think this is going to end up. Again like we're. We're talking about with going into the office like Christie going into the office and how much more work you can get done at home and how you don't need big buildings and commutes and traffic and parking passes and underground parking and everything, and all this huge infrastructure world that really has nothing to do the work as the person's brain and the computer screen they're looking at, which could be at a starbucks or could be in your living room. All right. Let me hit. GEICO right here. Thirty Second GYCO right now GEICO's offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car motorcycle RV policies. That's fifteen percent off on top of what GYCO could already be saving you if you're up with GEICO. So let's get going people never been a better time switch gyco save an extra fifteen percent when you switch by October, seventh visit GEICO DOT COM to learn more today. Let's see one more Gina Grand Okay well I'M GONNA shove in one and a half real quick because Chevron. From us for one I. Love that. I love that schools are have the charade of putting the hammer down because I think it's an Illinois they're banning kids showing up to zoom classes in their pajamas so you showed them but when it comes to working remotely if you are working remotely and you're tired from working from home, Vegas has another option for you mgm resorts is hoping to lure the remote. We're working community to their VIVA LAS office package. Listen. God bless him for drying this be good for a lot of people insider dot com reports that guests can book three four or five nights days at the Balaj or Aria us all the resorted men in the amenities during their workday. WHATEVER THEY WANNA do including taking conference calls from the poolside. Cabana booking massages during lunch breaks and you get an executive assistant. That will take care of booking all your activities and excursions and the price starts at one hundred bucks a night. So what the hell are we doing here? I was talking about this with somebody that's like, how does the executive assistant work like when you have no background or no familiarity? Seven eighths of what Matt Naidoo based on. He's got the numbers and the emails like I. IT seemed like a weird get they could help. But. How much can you? Christie has an executive existed. She loves her and I can tell you from the interaction like the most valuable quality at least for Christie is just staying on top of things scheduling stays being on top of things and having the information at the ready. The technical knowledge is neither here nor there. But what would that what I'm saying is what I'm saying is what would if it was like groundhog's Day every day was like a new I stay with your assistant. Could they be like? This chick probably worked up the street. It's super spreaders before they were closed down and now she's yours. Yeah you're the one that comes with the Room Vegas how are the? I'm seeing that the executive assistant who has a dedicated concierge is a real person, a well trained person who was taken care of thousands of guests and request before. So they're hyper experienced and ready to bring you some hospitality. Personal concierge service and where would you use it? Would you travel there to do it or like I'm trying to trying to? Yariel. Yeah. Just fierce day just a attentive concierge. Right. Why not? Why not? All right. Wait you got a half one to go. It was just that you can't go to school in your pyjamas because laid down the law. Makes, sense. All right we're let's bring it home. You got it I'm Gina Grad and that's the news. That was the news with Gina. Grad. Well, you can watch my stand up on our Youtube Channel YouTube dot com slash Adam Corolla that'll be their motion support animals available as we speak Nick will lend US coming up this week the flying. And Bryan Cranston of the grounded CRANSTON's. GonNa be on later this week as well. 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"Well here we are Schmude cast. Welcome to say what top ends see what it happens with Rob Schneider and the Beautiful Patricia Maya this also known as but did you see my also known as the humble opinion of the Mexican humble. The opinion of the Mexican is here and also the man the myth the legend though who thanks for sitting the Jamie Jamie Lesot Jaime Lozada. Did you ever figure out how you're supposed to really say that because it French or what what is it exactly we tried to trace the heritage of Liscio or less how they basically said we don't know or care but that was before like ancestry dot waste of money yeah. Did I tell you though when I was on the radio radio for five years the host of the show pronounce my name Lists. How are the first couple of weeks in its list oh and every day my mom would go? Hey you know as doing a great job. Would you tell him that it's pronounced so it's like Oh yeah and I would tell them. Hey My mom you know. Let me tell you right now. I mean I've known you for nine years. Whatever it is ten years I still sailor so maybe I've been saying it wrong too Nice? I remember Kevin. I have never noticed that Jamie lesot sometimes so it's almost not discernible is probably at least I me see high meet their lizzy Siemian well sometimes sometimes last names are really hard to pronounce like my last name like my you know. Mexican last name is asset Goya and it was so hard that I had to. I had to change it Schneider. Wow Yeah which is very is the most common name in Germany's like Schneider. It's like it's like Smith which is another Smith but Schneider's very calm but it's actually means Taylor and German. He's GonNa Change My name to Taylor but there was a guy who who is a magician in like the only guy who was like going going into show business. He changed his name from like <hes>. I forget what it was to like. I think his name was mark. Hardine or something I said God who's want to change their name but I said that I realized I should have changed my pocket name. He was right now. Dean change to for Magic Cardini. You know I I think he changed it to hardine gardening. Maybe be like Mark Mark. Mark Guard Dean Anyway Gardening Mark Garden so this is the podcast asked podcast that why are we doing podcast. How does how did this happen <hes>? I don't know I think I think you want to do that okay. That's what it was. I also always said I wish people could have a little bit of peak into the lives of Patrizia. However you pronounce your last name Rob Schneider? We're just delaying not writing right now. Season Three of our show real rob prevost procrastinating yeah well distracting US definitely is now not broadcasting first of all I just done doing the podcast with the Great Adam Corolla who granted this thing really we took to the to an an incredible level. He's he's a genius and I remember at the time like you know years ago and that seems like a lot of work and I just left. They're going a lot of work. It's a lot of you know you you gotTA. He loves it though but he's great he can talk about hours for anything. He's very opinionated which what you need yeah. He's really sure about a lot of things I'm not. I'm feel kind of still kinda muddled in my thinking really like I'm not I'm not I mean I think some things I one hundred percents of mhm say that you see him very confident for things that you don't know anything about I pride myself being slightly knowledgeable about a shitload of things and being and being very knowledgeable about nothing I really. That's what I love about myself. I really think it's it's an admirable quality. I can talk a lot about I mean. I could talk like about a lot of different stuff very little amount you get to the second third question. They're very confident about like you know talking about certain things and suddenly like I know what it's like. Wait a minute. He's lying probably know twenty or something like that. I just I would like to say it's lying. What it is just off the yeah? I would just say it's fact yeah I would say it's not lying. It's off fact or it's it's off book off book sure and in Boca FACS conjecture okay. It's conjecture. You know what else I love about the podcast you guys doing a podcast. I feel like I learned a ton about the Mexican culture yeah by sharing around you in the food in the phrases today Rob <hes> so one thing I loved about the opportunity here you guys do a podcast was that I learn by living here Mirage orange learning a lot about your Culture Patricia and Mexico and and increasing your taste buds have hotter and hotter food. I'm very proud of you. Certainly thank you have you have food. You could eat spicy food that would kill a normal American crush view you Brad Review Gaming. I love it because I you you were just he's Jamie <hes> Lesao Lissa. Whatever the hell you say is the most nicest most polite human being to a fault? You know you're like knowing your way too nice about everything but but I also like because I remember when you first started eating the food and you're literally your is your crying and you swing your nose hairs were on fire and that was like no this is fine as losing water weight but and then but you actually like it now it's fantastic I can't do without it. You know ten years of training I think worked in in back to like Pat. He's cool expressions so rob. You'd call me earlier. You weren't home. Yes and you asked me to check the tire pressure and your back right tire of your Tesla did not that you're my sister. No just just just to save time yeah to save time just to be nice and also it helps to a lot of friends through that we check the tire pressure from my car. Yeah and I think it also helps to take away from the right. You know your pal yeah rubbed yeah. You're a Powell. Hey what's going on. What are you doing right now? Can you check the tire pressure my car make sure it's like forty eight because it's like to stretch <hes> your friendships took some see something couple of colleagues zero test stress test. Hey what are you doing. I used to have like friends used to call me up. Can you pick me up like what yeah my car broke down. Can you come pick me up and you have to go. Am I really this guy's friend right. How what I mean like you have to go okay? He stuck somewhere. Obviously he doesn't have he didn't spend the forty six dollars a year. Whatever for AAA and like now I gotta drive two hours out of my day? That's all she'll oh pigs. Uh and that would never happen to rob. You would have asked me to fix the car. It would be broken why I said it said he said it should've asked me to check the tire pressure for what what worries me I worry. Sometimes I worry a lot robson. Every time we go somewhere. We fill up this tire this this tesla time and it's it scares me that somebody's GonNa. He's GonNa get stuck somewhere to be a blow out in so it is a convertible which I think you would like. It just seems dangerous Chris and so I tell your wife I go Patricia. How I go at worries me? That robs tire has been consistently low. I believe we should try to get a new tire because I don't want them to happen to them and she says we have an expression to remember what you told me just never expression for when you do something like this in <hes> in Mexico yes yes. What is that expression you like this crash? The devils balls scratching the devils will say in Spanish. Oh Yeah let's scandal is where Wilson the Avalon. We really say that because it's like scandalous notre scandal grass scandal. You're scratching the devils on those. Why are you doing that? Why can't you just fix your tire did he gets like playing with fire? I think it's it's also like well. How about the fact that no one will fix my little car because it's like an what's one of the first Tesla's and they don't <hes> no one knows how to build a tesla shops? They can't fix. It says like one place only L._A.. Ruin it's GONNA cost five hundred dollars to tow it out there two two hours from here dam and I think it's just easier for me to just keep going to the filling up the thing but I'm sure they get tyre somewhere else. I'm sure they can but I would also require me to drive like two exits to the closest tax tesla place well L. Two exits yes during my day when we could be delaying our season three real rob writing or doing a podcast France for Jamie. What are you doing right now? Patty know the thing that you put on and I don't know what it's called but it's higher pressure gauge. <hes> you know the thing that you put on the tired or see. How will your tires last time we went to the store rob? put the tire for education the tire it did not move like it was as like didn't didn't even said it laughed at me when I know Air Yeah and then so that's dangerous that is interesting. I did call you because I said the tire seem pretty low and then I pulled over and then like I said make it there anyway. No it stupid. I'm one of those people are going to get stuck very soon. Hey but so speaking of this is our this is the the premier the <hes> podcast. I've delayed as many years as I could but I realized realizes something we we need to be doing. We should all be doing but it's it's. It's it's fun and see what happens is the title of it which comes from an expression that my mother used to use every day of my childhood see what happens and there was just. That's what I mean literally like. It's I guess it's a Filipino way to say. I told you so hold yourself bands no running in the house she what happened you fell down. See what happens. You broke that see what happens. You're crying see what offense and then I remember one time playing basketball about three miles away now. Somebody twisted an ankle all of a sudden you heard say what do that your mom and a mountain over there say what happens anyway. That's one of my they just seem kind of tough but I think like the Filipino culture and Mexican culture or very similar Lonzo well because I conquered by Spain yes but also moms are tough in Mexico and I remember like for instance. My mom used to say like if you flow like she would tell you don't do that and if you fall. I'm GonNa hit you. Why how's that sound in Spanish where the way well? We'll see that we have it was it was terrible because then if you were you were playing or doing something in accidentally fell then you're scared of telling your mom I'm like hey mom. Can I have a mandate or something. I'm bleeding over here because you know the beating is going to be worse my God after you tell them up so this is my theory. I've talked about this on an Adam Corolla. Is that like my parents knew that in the sixties it was no longer cool to hit your kids. That was like it was out. It was like you know they're more progressive like no. We're not hit our kids but the threat was always there and the threat was very effective because every once in a while my dad would say oh we know where I'm going to pull out the belt you know <hes> and like that was like when we were little little kids you know I am eight nine ten with her so the belt and once it did come out that was like a real deal. They didn't like whip the shit out of us but it was like more of like a show of force like this is really we warned you and those I my understanding of it is the best kind of as far as disciplining. Your child is not like the just the whacking just the instantaneous hitting or just reaching out smacking. Can you know at the time to to give pause to let them think okay your mommy and I decided that you screwed up and we don't know what your punishment is going to be yet. However we're going to think about it and Neil let you know tomorrow well and that will let them know that there's not this like you're not a lunatic right like my mom was a lunatic? My mom was a lunatic to my parents didn't never did that but that was the idea behind the longer hitting your kids so but like <hes> everyone there'd I'd be like crazy wack. You know my mom literally would do the pension twist the paint dance she dance when she was doing it to you. You're wildly moving your arms and legs. But what did she wouldn't you know. When she was pissed off she and her she knew that we would run from her because we did what she was saying? She would throw anything she good at us and literally anything and then she would like a realize. I'm I was raised by twelve year. Old Girl House realize anyway so emotionally emotionally so oh she would she would get us to come over and she did get us to come over. If we were dumb enough to come over into like I mentioned Pinchas and she would do the page would get would stop you from moving because you want to move and she'd Pinch your stomach. Oh and then twist twist never do it again. Listen to me was the bench and in Dondo that and it was very effective. What will you would you would you did you do to deserve opinion to us? Brother and I fighting breaking remember. I told you Mike my my brother and I were fighting over like leftover steak like a chunk of steak. When my parents went out to dinner those like a like a hunk of meat left in the refrigerator from the night before and my brother was was like <hes> you know he wanted all of it and my dad was on the phone because my time that my dad actually was running his office out of the House we'll just I'll use the downstairs area and that will be the office and they didn't realize you know he's got lunatic? Kim Children around the house fighting over a steak so we had like it was a piece of meat a hunk of meat and my brothers and I saw bird I want in my brother is a very the Hyder of foods you guys playing steal the bacon with actual brother. My brother would like what was the one of those guys who would I would like to see him coming out you know out of the icebox with an ice cream and you all shit. There's ice group so then you go in is there's nothing left and then like ten minutes later. You'd see him. Come out with another ice cream medical. Oh Shit. That's not cool. This guy <unk> is hiding ice creams so I said Oh my God so then I realized I started digging through the <hes> The icebox I'm going under any would hide it underneath the frozen whatever steaks or whatever you know whatever the frozen honks or the ice trey and he'd be hiding ice cream in there so anyway so with this back story the story of the food hiding so he comes out with the steak and I already know these hydro vice groups he goes out with his steak and Gimme some of that why what do you get it and like my dad can keep Donald with her voice and the work sorry about that. I'm working over here. Got The office in the House here and he's a Gimme that he's like. No I thought I give this is this is it. I laid down the gauntlet. This is my piece of meat on this thing like now because we're fighting over this thing. I'm telling you keep it down. Don't make over there. That was the big one. Don't make me come over there because if you if I have to come over there something's going to happen from result of meat leaving this area to go over to that area so he came. I'm over there is no excuse me and he put the phone down and the extra we had the hold button back then it was an actual button you go so you can go hold and he punched John and punched me in the arm really hard how I remember it was actually so you kind of shove your whole body like a foot and then of course my brother and look at how you can have it now. You can have nine. I don't want anymore now. You can have it. What did moderate situation yeah it was? It was a good thing to do so but that what kind of said last night I've you know trying to help more around the house with the kids. You've been great by the way would you do a pension twist to the punch. I did neither uh-huh but I did for the first time with our youngest we have a six year old beautiful six and a half year old Miranda and it was also on the show real rob yeah now streaming on Netflix seasons wanted to and then we have our new baby or a new ish she's still she's two and a half Manmohan and <hes> the first time ever raise my voice. There was last night the service. Yes you know what let me. Let me explain what happened because the little one I think right now is starting to have dreams and you know like sometimes noises care her. She has like nightmares or whatever she was sleeping fine until we went on vacation and then we slept in the same bed with us and then she came back she was like you know what it was way. Better never sleep in the same bed with us. That's what's happened well no but also I think it's because she's you know watching a little bit of television so scary stuff like you know they're cartoons like super monsters or that GonNa somebody scary for right right so anyways which is a mistake. You should not let you should not let kids watch TV till five or movies and stuff is too much information is too much for the brain. You gotta get them in some yeah I remember a friend of mine told me that yeah but it's impossible because except on planes either on playing it through all the rules out it's anything to keep from screaming on except on plane and planes everything goes give them candy. Give them junk could give him heroin. Give Them T._V.. Whatever you know give him oxycontin giving Fenton all go to do that okay well? It's a little bit but let me tell you what happens so anyways so the baby sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night. You're she would call for me right so she would be like Mommy and then what I do is I go and I entered the room with a very low energy and just being like it's okay honey. He gets back to sleep and then I talk green and then she would be calm. You're better person than exactly so and then she falls asleep again so last night yeah this. Is You know the the exactly that happened right so she calls for me. I go there and I'm like it's okay. Don't worry get back to sleep and it took like I would say like ten minutes and she was sleeping so then I went back to her bedroom and she wakes stop again like half an hour and then he's time robb is lake. No I'm going to go. It was just so nice. That's nice which is super nice and then he goes to walk to the other side. I swear like he he he goes to the baby's room and I can in here. I'm like Oh. He's so nice and I'm just getting comfortable with the pillows and I close my eyes and then I hear like hey hey you gotta get some. The baby's like <music> like getting more and more concerned like hey come on. Everyone's asleep while trying to rationalize like she's a thirty year old. Hey come on now. Everyone's sleeping in the house. It's like it's the middle of the night yeah. She's crying. Rub is like no oh no don't do that. No all right all right. I agree with you. How does it work now? It didn't work of course of course they didn't work because she needed someone to calm her down. I know I did not the other way around but you know what's funny sports like this morning. We have this amazing lady who helps us emily so emily comes in the House and the baby tells Emily Hey my dad last night he was saying hey sleep. Sleep now one my p._R.. No but failing sleep doesn't work what I'm what I'm really saying what I was really saying. You get some sleep when I'm really saying hey I gotta get some go to sleep been up all night but I stayed there for another two and a half hours. Which is a mistake supposed to say that the kids sleep? You know I do agree with that. Let the kids sleep. She got her own room that every kid gets her own room. I'm GONNA go tonight. I'm GonNa tell her that hey you get your own room. Get my own room. I sleep. I remember nine eleven Nelson Avenue was where <hes> you know that's that's supposed to be your porn name supposed to be like the first dog our first pet. My first pet was a parakeet named cliff and we live on nine eleven Nelson Avenue Pacifica which was Nelson Nelson Avenue so my porn name would be cliff Nelson. How do you not it's your pet? You know this. You've been radio radio. You guys have nothing to talk about stuff like this was huge. I grew up on cockroach okay so anyway so I I literally like when I was a little kid. I had to share my two sisters and then like I'm in there like so. She's got her own room. I'm gonNA tell them tonight. Hey you got your just by sleep. You don't pay rent. I would just tell her no. I'M GONNA go. I'M GONNA go to no no no. Thank you thank you. You're doing great and I'm very proud of us but I think I'm going to have to do it so she's reading those books but how to deal with people oh really kill them with kindness something like smother them would would love them with a more yeah exactly town. Pretend you appreciate what they're doing in defense due in great part of it could be. She was yelling Mommy because I've had this happen. I have three kids unlike the mommy doesn't come so they get like hey i. I'll take whatever no the thing is. She's just used to Spain in there while she's fallen asleep and she gets up and she wants us to be there to help her. False rob was was going on the you know the they called like it's time to sleep then. She started yelling mommy like she needed her attorney. Then I said okay I made a difference so let's let's bring in a moderator here. How about some Keita's Leche chain? Would you like some milk but <hes> who gave you a baby of the mill. <hes> Mommy <hes> yeah because as you enter the oh you did I went to the room and rub was outside the you know the room and he was like no no no no they'll get in there and I was like no I came say like calm faulk down and then gave her some tonight. If I could just suggest just writer a formal letter yes just with what you want to read that I appreciate. The Rob Helps. No no no no but I took the kids to the horses today. That was very nice to I think I took the put them on the wrong or so. Yeah I saw the visa. Do you want to go. I was like it was like a baby faking notch yard she was I put her on the Griffith Park Beautiful Beautiful Horsey thing he's I saw they make you sign the video whereas it was like a Carousel Gone Haywire I wanted to the horse is going so fast and not holding. I says you want to you holding up the belt. I said you WANNA go on the fast horsey or the slow. She said she's Nice Kid and she's she from last year's. No she's in no. She doesn't know what fast to means Curtis. She's no third as you see. You're shaking a little bit. There's concern about her brain. She shake that's me. She didn't know what hold on is either. I don't know other. That's her fault if she doesn't me this is me laughing now I'm telling her to hold on to the Horsey and she just bouncing all over the place and she's being chased by the guy because realizing like maybe the belts not gonNA keep rent but you're laughing. I'm laughing yeah but go look to Larry's and she's fine. She had a good time. She's fine. She's been taking a nap per the less five hours with yes to recover rapper producer Despacito and she said I like that song and she thought and so she went <hes> <hes> she went with the slow horse but yet but yeah anyway <music> our kids know. We're never going to beat them. I think that's a weakness. I think they need to know that there's an option there that there's an option of some sort of other level. I've seen you by the way I've never hit our kids so you know <hes> but I've seen you oh. I don't know if you've ever hit them but if you hit them but you give her like the feeling that she's been like you know when she misbehaves you yes yeah I do slab her hand very lightly <music> you make a show of it but you don't really her exactly just because not because you know sometimes she she hits Yael and I don't like that or she hits her older sister with you know without a reason and her sister analyzed pretty much yeah so you do physical show of it and then she's I our we mommy. Yes sorry Mommy Yeah. Does this make me a bad father and I'm not in any way joking but sometimes what I do is because I'm not I've I've never been physical with my kids but sometimes if say the my littlest kid who's four is pulling a little bit of my daughter's hair and she's seven. I kind of let it go for a minute and then she pulled his hair a little bit. It's almost like an equalizer with the parents but what we're talking about. We have a two year old over here because that's a boy four year old boy and a seven-year-old girl we have like a two year old and a six and a half year old who does like taekwondo gymnastics true she really wanted to she could wail on this kid yeah Miranda Super Super Patient and very nice way too tolerant because even Madeleine is two and a half. I think she has the strength of a ten year old. She's troopers literally our daughter Miranda the older daughter the six year olds has a scar on her face from getting scratched from Yeah Madeline and then but my attitude is like <hes> not I've said Hey. Why are you putting your face next to a basically a cat? Get Your fate. You know she's no she's. Potentially going to do something. She put her face right into her but I have to admit that I told Miranda that it's okay to pull her hair back or it's okay to pinch back but just like kind of like measure it a little bit tough using a six year old to like her measure her response when she's getting believe it or not she does but she does and that also teaches the little one the she shouldn't you know heard the oldest I tell my say do do what you want choker but if she taps out yeah well that's good advice Jamie Yeah anyways that's good amy single by the way yeah which which is really hard to take care of the three kids. It's by yourself I'm not doing. I've never I'm whoever's doing is doing is great but I mean even when I'm home I feel like I'm not you know what I'm trying my best but I don't know if I'm taking. I'm trying to take care of them. You are horrible. Herbals Abbott Roseanne always said like <hes> in gay marriage has been comes home when the kids are still alive and Dan my jab. I sometimes feel like I use the Ramadan use that voice to they. Were talking about today that you actually a really good at taking the kids to places like you're very good at you. Know like going to the horses or you really enjoy swimming swimming. Yeah or or even rub likes to go to Disneyland that kind of stuff. I don't like it. I'm wiser well whether you're a germ freak first of all well but besides that I feel like I'm more in Dorsey like I really liked to play with the kids in the house housing create the stories and all that I'm not good at taking them. My Dad used to love to travel. I love to go places that was like his like my mom would always say Marvin. Can we afford to call and my dad. We can't afford not to go. Let's go. I remember hearing that every time. Maybe it's nice yeah because you got to go out and do things to show them 'cause. I always thought like it was the best thing when you get kids out of their environment. They realized like you know this. The world is a lot bigger than their school or their neighborhood in like they're it makes the neighborhood and their problems smaller so it's good to get them out and see the world that helped me a lot. You try and do the same thing with our kids. I sense from rob like this super comfortable nece to like comfortable on the horses with two kids of different ages comfortable at the store. I'm very similar to you. Patricia words just like stress. I can't even imagine taking them all swimming putting on their suits and you have this thing where you're super comfortable here in any environment Disneyland's the we're pleased God. I don't like what I do. I'm not comfortable like I have to have my stuff. I'm like as Patricia loves marijuana. Patricia likes to call calls me a mobile mobile horde of their mobile hoarder because I have to have stuff which you got what you stuff well. My stuff is everything every time he goes somewhere like. If we go to Disneyland we bring our own food because I just can't go anywhere okay if we go anywhere if we leave the house anywhere no just because I I just don't like them. Eating like the like the crap that I ate Rye parents didn't know any better truthfully like my dad would like have like his spaghetti would be with tuna and catch up owners like I. That's why I'm not eating that when I was nine and one like okay I I know enough about I'm not I didn't even know the word. What culinary was are? We got we what we would go out to eat one day a week. On Sunday. We go get Chinatown. We get Chinese food the same table same Chinese restaurant and it had a lazy Susan Susan they put all the food out at one time which spend the food around bubba by eat gorge ourselves one day a week on Sunday because that's what Jews do they go out in Chinese food on Sundays or Christmas and then that was it but I remember my mom was this way there was like a shooting at a restaurant Francisco like nine hundred seventy six or seventy so it was like some kind of triad gang warfare. We never went back to Chinatown ever again. That's that was that it was a last Sunday's yet. That was going to ask you a question. What's a Lazy Susan? Is that like a like a lacy waitress that his name Suzanne or what a Lazy Susan is just a circular. You have a circular table. You know check. It spends so you don't have to like. Can you reach for that you you spend it and these but I'm sure it is named after some Lazy Bitch exactly right that's bringing. That fat sees I made this because you won't get off your ass out. Show you Lazy Susan Right here. It's even more so let's less leisure than new cowl guys down but yes. That's what we did and that's what we would do. I don't know but I'd like to bring stuff and so when we go to Disneyland I want the kids to have some kind of healthy and the only way to guarantee. I don't want the Junky Food I had coca-cola in my bottle when I was a little kid and I wasn't breastfed. That thing is part of my mental problems. I probably must have but they they were told in the sixties early sixties don't use those booths. You got better purposely do something else those don't that thing that was evolved from from evolution mammary mammary glands. We got a better idea. It's called Corn Syrup bottle color at white. Don't touch that thing in the woman's body that has a strong the end of it. You're you're typically for you now so they've done another. My my mom totally bought into that Shit. I've never got into never believed the medical establishment. I'm I've always been a skeptic of it because that's part of the reason because they they also said back in the sixties like you know what else is good for you. You've got some little mental mental problems. Obviously you've got some issues. You're depressed. I got we got the fix for that. Shock Electroshock Therapy yes party a brain that doesn't we like we got part of it. Hopefully it'll zap you and then hopefully that part. That's making it a press. They'll die. They Zap you know president. Kennedy's sister Rosemary Got Zapped that was in the fifties they literally none of them. Sorry I think they lobotomize ter- basically just like you know took apart that was turned tried to start over with some people they tried erase. Their brains almost like hard-drive. Will I do think though so weird that you mean snapped our cleaning lady the other day now wait a minute. We have this thing first of all. There's China deals with pain with pain. We're jumping all over. The place here. I puck is out. There is a okay like it's in America. I don't think you can get they have bugs Zappers for outside but if you want to kill Zapper and carry around like a weapon. I don't think I don't think they allow that but China of course allows anything does it. You know that's the thing about China that I love. The most is like they don't have those ethical moral problems that we pretend that we have over here. You know they can be like a a Nike store opened up on one side of the street in in Guangdong Province and right on the other side out of the street are faked Nike's. You can call up a you know a corporation. You can call up a factory over in China. Hey listen. I'm going to ask you something illegal here. I'm GONNA ask you. I'm GonNa want you. I want you to make some fake nikes and other make the real ones across the street else you if you don't mind throwing it's fake Gucci bags and Frank Frank Lui batons. I know because at basically I'm asking you may have some ethical problems with moral prompting on Begley basically asking you to steal from the goodwill that this company's build up and spend money on advertising for over the years and years and here's and obviously going to steal that so if you have a problem with an issue about that and now want to do that I understand I feel terrible. I'm even asking you but that's what I want you to do. Need and the Wendy need them so anyway. I'd love her. Mikey's whatever the so I'm saying so like when we were in China for our honeymoon with China not a lot of people they go to Hawaii whatever we went to China and we were in Sangyang Island and I was getting beat bit up by these mosquitoes. There's and I said that was it. I mean I like it bit on the face like I don't know how many times I've been on the face no but over forty times and of course they don't go after Patricia no they don't go after the Mexican. No they know better under yes. They didn't want to come down anything. Come on well. You said they know better completed. Maybe the she is really this stuff's organic over here. You've got this other stuff got too many delays Jalapenos so anyway so I get up and then like we just went down to the store and I got one of those Zappers and I would hunting for these excreta. Zapper is a tennis racket. Tyler is looks like a tennis racket but it's it has a different purpose than than strike tennis racket you playing Ted. This is just to kill mosquitoes or other bugs. Flies appreciates flies nothing. Anybody loves them God. I'm thank God we got flies Isan Anyway so I've gone around and I went hunting for and I got them all those bastards because I figure out where they hide you know they'd like underneath or in the closet. They wait for you to fall asleep. Go Hall isn't that the most romantic honeymoon ever sounds beautiful and tell them the truth also on the honeymoon because we're we're in China and in China and I was like four forty five at the time we get married. Yes okay so well. I have to tell you this story because we're having Chinese as food every day and imagine what happens to egg white white mostly white mostly white bokke personal appeal guy eating Chinese food every day now he had some trouble yeah. I'm not going to say Ed Hemorrhoids Anymore. No and like really bad never had never had it at anymore okay. It's just starting to feel better like okay. Let's go get Chinese food again the taxi and lay down like he couldn't see where we're going to get more journeys food. Chinese food is like you know for breakfast. You get Chinese food yeah. You're in China you eating Chinese Food Patricia. Did you think what have I done. Yes she's still thinking. I think that thanks for bringing that. You're my friend. That's the way I think sometimes thanks. I have some freedom in there. What wait a minute? He gives you remember US dreams Patrice you're right some down and like she goes over them in like tries to interpret them in some in some way to to malign means somewhere now. It's a woman kind of you generally genuinely like I like the last thirty seconds of my dream. When I wake up and I go yeah there was a taxi driver driver? I Dunno well. Do you remember that actually that's a really good way to know what's going on in your you know subconscious mind absolutely sure yeah but you have a skill skill Patricia and she was like it was an uber driver. LICENSE PLATE WAS S J three four five nine and she was like but you remember like your you'll dream for like three hours or an hour and a half or whatever whatever you rent rem sleep is and you you remember the whole hour and a half of the dream because I go like a dream I remember like I was flying landed and then like I woke up and then I had the baby WanNa breakfast and you remember and you go into like anyway so then it wasn't there's an intruder had stabbed him fifty times and he didn't die cut off his hair dye stabbing and cutting and Burns decided to to light they head with fire and they still didn't die in the realize the head was you. What would you want for breakfast fulltime? He did not help the whole thing you did. You hear standing laughing so let me tell you something what the reason I think I remember very well. My dreams is because I I exercise that a lot so I had a diary of dreams and that was supposedly to be really good like the you know the psychologists that I was working with. She said the best way to know what's going on in your brain and sometimes you're too stressed out and if you're right there dress through no no no but it is true. If you start to practice writing so you can control your dreams like I think I have a very good control controls our dreams lucid dreaming. We're talking about the the junta tribe or the not like hunter virus but the hunter. It's like a South Africa South American tribe that I'm probably mispronouncing but they're like literally they teach their kids leads to control their dreams and they like teach them to like. You know like you said so. Tell me about so. Tell me about your dream last night and I don't know if they speak English but I'm just saying so the Alibaba cars so they. And then they they tell him a dream like well I had there was a little bear and then you go <hes> well so what happened with the bear well. He chased me okay. I want you to go back into your dream. What you chase the bear which take that bear making a small bear are making your friend Blah Blah Blah and which you know and then so basically it's to train themselves at a young age to to not be afraid and to control their dreams into like and it's true that if you think about like if you go if you WANNA go even further into it like the the Australian Aboriginal People the native I don't know what's the most politically correct thing to say but the the the the native people there they really believed like the dream time is the real time that the dreaming and the wake time is the take time time well you know about what I what I used to do and I think it really helped me because most of the time I know when I'm dreaming so if I'm inside of my dream I would know your semi-conscious? Well you know yeah I know it's a dream and you know the the take my notes dream someday technique that I use is I always look at my of my watch because there's a watch says dreaming mode now I swear because I look at your watch and your dream Yeah because I can ever see you won't be able to write and you won't be able to look at the time and it's interesting. If you don't see those you're dreaming and then you can do whatever you want would your well. That's very interesting. I never thought about illiterate that's true. That's interesting yes. That's my gift to you thank you. I'm glad you waited ten years of being in a relationship with give me that yeah so what <hes> what else we have this T._v.. Show called real rob and maybe we should <hes> say how this happened. How did this HAPP well? We had a show on C._B._S.. <hes> Call Rob. Yes and I didn't think that that was <hes>. I didn't love that experience to be honest. I mean I was grateful for the money for the opportunity. I was hoping it was going to turn into something and you know I think creatively we Ashley was different from what you wanted to yeah. I mean I didn't like it. They know the Guy Les Moonves. WHO's <hes> is no longer there? Let's just say it's funny because I just did the Ileana Doug not funny but I just did Ileana Douglas podcasts and and the whole thing was in the pockets is this less mon Vez was like heart sexually harassing and audio that so anyway you know so. Let's move has had some ideas for show that just like I don't no no I didn't agree with it in love above anyway. His career is over harassing women like arresting him. I didn't agree with that. <hes> grab the shows to it without asking so anyway I did this show we ravaged with thirteen and a half million people watched the opening season premiere average eleven million over the run of the show. That's a ton of yours and that's a of the run with eight episodes whatever we did and then it got cancelled and I said you know what thank you. I never felt the show was was real so I said well. Let's just do show we'll call it real rob and it wasn't more thought than that and then we just started. You know we said let's just do it and then we just said well we're going to the pilot pilot and then like boy was decision to do the whole season well. I think we were just going to write the pilot and then you decided we should ride the whole thing and then from there then we thought maybe we should should the whole thing to since you have. It says he wrote it. Yeah there's like three hundred and seventy seven pages two hundred seventy whatever it was and then it was interesting. I forgot that you weren't the first choice for playing yourself yeah. I was just a a as a writer I was a writer on the show and there was a character I remember you put me in a couple of scenes as your opening act at comedy clubs and then then I subsequently cut those scenes for the betterment of the script even even though amount of wasn't in it a little disappointing but then as it was getting closer <hes> I think someone you had wanted really badly someone. I really talented that you'd WanNa for the role. Something happened and you either didn't want them anymore. They ended up doing a movie something where what happened and you thought of me somehow like as the assistant and I don't know what could have caused I marina T- at the time I just health insurance tire pressure. Check your tire pressure just a day but then you had me read for the part at your kitchen table with about two minutes notice so no time to even get nervous yeah and then you you turned a patrician guiding. Jamie's going to play the assistant and you go change the name of the Guy Jamie Jamie your biggest Fan Patricia. Yes back back at you and thank you for that so then thank you well. You're welcome and I'm just glad that everybody knows you're at the first choice for the for the show. Isn't that terrible. I I remember that I wasn't the first choice to play your wife either. I've been married going nothing to show in real life. Yes I'm divorced anyway so but I thought you'd be great at it and you are so it was fun so and we've had a good time and the thing about the show is that it was extremely easy to do from the beginning yeah no problem no problems at all. It was just an instant. I mean once we just we had so much help from so many great people well. You know what I don't know. We didn't think it's true yeah exactly are second kid. We have a two year old has anyone ever I didn't go. I thought it in but I didn't think through Woah has anyone ever written and shot an entire series and then gone we'd let we we'd like you to consider buying the ceremony I don't. I don't think so I don't know because Netflix sure there's an I mean there's there may be some people. Don't WanNa talk about yeah. I don't know but I believed in it and I know I know we wrote some funny stuff that we can you know and we had a really great cinematographer and so we you know we we got okay and then let's go to Florida will save money. We didn't save any money we spent all the Mayan flights and that's something that I think it would be very helpful to you know for people who is thinking about doing what we did something yes well. I should say we made the show the first season and then netflix spotted after watching five minutes of it. Yes we want to show yeah so. Thank you Netflix exactly thank you Netherlands. That sounds like it was very easy but again. I think like if someone there is considering doing their own T._v.. Show or write really really surround it yourself with money. Get a lot of money with Rob Schneider now with people that know what they're really doing otherwise you make mistakes. Yes in those mistakes are money we had <hes> I forgot about this but oh you reminded me about the house so I tell the front war. We're going to shoot there you go. There's an important place. You have to get a place to shoot your show so we had a house in Florida or ready to shoot the night before you can explain what happened better than me. I turn on exactly what happened but we literally lost gives you an Sitcom. A lot of scenes are inside the House the families and the House and the night before the person that had locations <hes> the person that had gotten our house did not check with the homeowners association creation was the line producer was lying. It wasn't like I'm sure it was the sort of it was a problem. Also with the locations <hes> you have been so they got your house permission permission from the Homeowners Association so anyway we just literally and you've just spat you. Guys are spending money in yeah so we had to shut down which is which is you know which means you're having the crew just standing around waiting spending money and eating as well they <hes> so you know you gotTa feed people and they've got to put an open hotels or delayed for a week until we got a house and luckily we got the nicest guy in the world when a blessing was the he bailed us out degrade Robin Cowie from Blair Witch Project as rob. He's such a good guy cool house APP France Yeah. He's such a great guy. You guys remember this story. Do you remember I remember like a his beautiful painting on okay we get to the house and he's giving us a tour of the House and he's got great art on the wall. It's beautiful. There's in the nieces but this yes this is my prize years have to ten foot mural. That's on this canvas more that ten feet maybe eighteen feet though the really high ceilings and memory button a remote and depressed about the share like this movie thing opened up but when clues was a hand painted beautiful mural one of a kind kind on canvas anyway so the guy one of our guys is hanging light and any literally put like <hes> rip the can't rip the painting with the edge of the ladder or something just done anyway so robin the the nicest guy in the world in the world at that point get out is what I would say yeah and he's like he flew in the painter to repair it. The painter was a lot more pissed off than he looks very annoying. People Jesus more than that. You have to really be an asshole. You have to go out of your way to rip this. It sounds like it's like somebody tripped over a coffee table when put their fucking head through it you had to climb a ladder very top. I had to put like a stick through it. He had the really not like that painting so anyway that was like and so you know but it was you know I it was fun to do. We had some. I felt bad because you know you know if you if you're on our production people can sue you and somebody without going into too much detail somebody who was about to get fired accidentally slipped and then you know we had insurance yeah so they sued you know so we are. We have insurance but then they also sued the house so this guy did us. A favor ends up getting sued by this person is like Oh my goodness ten terrible that Robin I love you Robin Cowie the greatest guy if you know who he is the they would know as his biggest movie the most profitable movie ever made layer which most profitable in other words from ratio from like expense to profit made they made it thirty five thousand. I think with after putting special effects interviews three hundred fifty thousand five hundred fifty million that was one five hundred fifty million was five hundred fifty million incredible. Did you guys the U._S.. Leg Bad movie. Were you scared. I never saw never saw. I wasn't scared Bible. You were like you young. I was scared yeah. You were eight when you saw it. No I was a little older okay came out like one thousand nine hundred five. I can't remember let's check it out came out like had to maybe earlier than that Blair witch they've actually was very young. He was three being also scared by it but anyway <hes> it just that was the thing that he has a great story about that. Where <hes> they literally were making the move for like thirty five thousand was all they had no money they would stay out in the woods shootings thing Monday through Friday and then they then they had they would go home for the weekends? Whatever and this one guy you know they're in the woods is one one guy came from out of the woods and saying <hes> <hes>? What year is it ninety nine ninety nine holy crap so it was covered Time magazine that so anyway so this guy came from out of the woods? What do you guys do out here yeah? I don't know if you really talked but here in the woods I think chains you gotta voice like that yeah so anyway. Here's guy comes over and says hey you got one time. What's out there? They want to find the cameras <hes> <hes> were you shooting here win. We shoot Monday through Friday. Well you do with that camera on the weekend. <hes> nothing about this. I give you five thousand dollars now. Do something on the weekend and you get it back actor now Monday morning bright and early like nothing happened and they were like yeah all right. Whatever you know never said yes? They got a camera but after either one camera because they have one camera yeah but they were that's how much they needed it right. They needed the cash they did so they gave the guy and they you know after a while. Curiosity got the better of them and I think it was like a you know high Def video or not and they don't need the head hi Def in one thousand nine hundred ninety but I'm sure they had like something but it was like a three quarter inch camera I don't know what but they finally like. The guy left tape in there before and it was of course shooting a porno of him and his girlfriend Oh boy what was what were you saying this specific sub because Robin told us I remember Robinson made me laugh where he said there was no one else in the room but they're trying to get different cameras and so the guy's ex of the sexist they like the guy was in a certain position he'd get to a certain position and then he would tell the girl to freeze and then he would go back and change a lesson he would put on like a like a closer lens and then get back into the same position because he was directing as well is very town. He's cutting in camera. I heard he was writing. uh-huh oh God well anyway so that's that's how difficult it is to make things he was our champion. He really helped us some great friends who helped us out Charles Edelstein the Great Bill Hefner and <hes> you know more Ischia you know Kenny Goldstone all helped us out to really you know to help complete that financing for us. Thank yes Blair which was like the I was at the I found footage horror. Yes it was copied over and started a whole fricking frickin franchise and they found that porn footage. I mean that's a W. so they win. It's a found found that's a found footage of found. Oh God but luckily it was fifteen. What when that movie came out your fifteen? Yes okay what makes sense. I was old enough to be scared okay. I don't like horror films. I get scared shitless. Yes Rub doesn't like zero bucks. Why would I wanNA pay the money to have the shit scared out of me? I don't like it. I don't mind watching at home. I swear to God I saw movie. We didn't know what the move's about my parents when they take us to go see movies I started. This is a true story. My parents would go see a movie like <hes>. They thought this movie <hes> it was the Marlon Brando we last tango in Paris. They settled like a dancing movie with Brad yet last hang on Paris and they didn't know anything about like the butter anal sex scene my God. They didn't go see movies now that they didn't see movies for like years after that. I've been in the tango completely wrong so the next movie that they went to go see it was literally like years later. They thought they were going to see a comedy because Diane. Keaton the Senate is called looking for Mr Good bar which is like Richard Gere's first movie and he plays like a serial killer killing and she's having sex with these strange guys and getting darker and darker and saying she's finally stabbed to death by this sexy regular that was it. I'm some parents never saw the movie never going again this ridiculous but my stab at that terrible movie. I can't stand it but then we went. I had to go see a movie made them go see my mom was movie and like I think one we were in Hawaii because we my grandfather in Hawaii so we were over there. I spent a lot of my childhood there. <hes> we went to go see movie alien. Oh my God and I swear my mother saw the whole thing where this will work climbs out of its scowling with whether ears plugged and I swear to God. I'm not that far removed from that yeah that's true I get scared. I don't WanNa hear it because I can control they here. It's too loud in there. They turn up the music. It's I get scared like the ring scared we went. We went to see Harry Potter once and Rob Rob Punch me what remember children's movie yeah okay wait. Let me just say no reason first of all I accidentally punch you in the vagina and I just like you were sleeping. You're like sideways. It was one adults. No I wasn't there was no way you can justify that fund. You're at home. I'm sorry you're at home watching this. No no what's my arm just kind of boom boom. I don't know I just can't extend watching it seriously like I was sitting next to him and he suddenly just did this. He punched me in the Vagina I don't I I don't know what happened. There and I apologize again I am I just my my my my I had a close and and it just extended and your vaginas having the other end of it so we can. I ask what was happening on screen it was it wasn't that I did get a little tense. He got tens with Harry Potter. What happened was I don't? I don't think nothing the really scary because I wasn't wasn't one of the early six year old. You know kids being very like you know punching yeah. I'm sorry they are very calm. You don't like that stuff. I wouldn't have guessed that no. I'm not a fan why there was this movie. This scared the shit on me. When I was a little boy called it's alive? I remember that and then you know it was like it was like the poster was a scarier than anything is basically Sigli is like a baby in a crib I it was like a stroller <hes> or a bassinet they call thank them over that and it was like the devil's hand coming out of the city to that as you know really wasn't anything about it but when you're like ten or eleven I god that's frightening I all by myself on the road within the past three years saw movie called don't breathe and it was extremely scary very scary especially being by myself and then about three minutes in the guy sitting next to me got up in returned with a huge thing of Nachos and just loudly eight notches and ruined all the scare like it's called. Don't breathe you should don't eat NACHOS. Listen to what was the one where she this woman and she was like a porn star. I didn't realize because you know but she was and she had like his thing would come that that would come out of her armpit and it was like <hes> and then it would like turn people into e. You know kazombos throwing. It was like brutal. What the Hell's that calls presidency with your parents we had this? We had this. There was a six member when there's like look they had when I was a kid they had any movie the theater and maybe they would have one next to that one and then by sometime in the seventies. Hey there's a lot of money to be made here so they had these <hes> when the multiplexes started the first thing they just started was like two and then when they moved to six sex is holy shit they're six movies here my parents they literally just drop us off and we try to sneak in and watch as many movies and we get caught or whatever they finally had you know they got Weiss that had ushers gonNA see your ticket. Please genuine go the other way scared in get the hell out of here so we're we're concessions. Always just a total rip off or oh yeah but I remember but that's the whole thing I mean I got into being healthy but like when I was a kid we like I literally like my appendix exploded. By the time I was a teenager I used to we used to have so much junk so much candy and crap. I remember eating like we get a whole thing tamales. <hes> you too hot tamales which is like you know. It's not the Mexican tamales. No this is like the Red Food Dye number forty cancer issue and this red tamales and it was like a little bit a little little tiny bit hot but like and it was like the super sized one I would go oh through a super sized pack of that and then get an ice cream then have the shitty popcorn would like you know W._d.. Forty oil or whatever the hell they put in it and that's what we do and then you'd have you wash it down with a coke or Pepsi and that was the kind of crap and you didn't think twice about that you know I didn't at the time but but no you're super healthy like how did you get into this attorney point. Probably my dad dropping dead in front of me going. Hey this isn't working. This isn't working. You know <hes> yeah so I mean definitely like my dad was not a healthy guy wasn't unhealthy. He considered himself health because he didn't smoke because everybody smoked. You didn't smoke or drank if you've ever smoked or drank proven dead in his thirties but my dad was not an exercise guy was in the the guy was like he didn't have very expansive of food palate and you know so. I think it's when I started getting into health was preventing my own death but also I just like you know. It just seems like Western medicine. The allopathic ethic of form of medicine didn't seem to be <hes> <hes> didn't work and it doesn't doesn't work and I would say it still doesn't work because the idea of treating human body in different parts which is part of the allopathic said different parts <hes> <hes> is is not homeopathic which is whole treatment of something so it's <hes> a holistic whole whole body <hes> treatment <hes> where I think <hes> is just a better way to go. I mean the idea that like if you fix one part of your body screwed up and yet like that's the only part that's messed up. There's something wrong. That's why I just kind of <hes>. It opened up the door to me that I met the Great Raymond Francis Beyond Health Dot Com <hes> beyond health is vitamin accompany which <hes> Patricia are part owners and I should say and that opened up the doors till realizing what health is on on the cellular level and that's something I mean people don't realize you tell them they look at you like you're some kind of lunatic. I thought you wear lunatic. When I met you why well because I opened I remember opening rops fridge and seriously like everything was green in there? Everything as like what like where is the re the real food and here it was just all vegetables vegetables all like Kale in lettuce and I mean it looked like I was living with a rabbit with a number. The guy but now is changed. It's gone the other way. I have to say that yeah. I learned with you because I will. I you know Mexican food is very rich also and <hes> delicious but some of the dishes are very <hes> greasy in very healthy and some of them don't have pork and some of them don't have lart now but anyways. I really learn how to eat healthier with rob. which is just you know like like? I was saying that the but it was hard yeah. It's a sacrifice you know coming. You left everything you left your culture family career yeah but what I miss I miss. I miss the food more than I miss my family friends. You can see your family on the weekends reading every day. Exactly do you know the First Time My Matt Rob so justice so the thing that you tell people they look at you like you're alien or something like every second year live here bodies making ten million new cells every second you are and all the people listening you are Patrice Youtube. You're seventy trillion two hundred trillion cells. That's sue you that's what you are you know physical realm and so every second year live you're making ten million new cells so depending on the hydration on the sleep depending on the toxicity existed depending on the nutrition. You're having depending on the sleep and everything is depending on those new the health of those new cells coming in so we ended the new sales. Come in your healthy your healthy. They're not you're not healthy so the average person walking around the street not healthy so which would you can and do things to supplement it didn't do enough and I think like basically living in a toxic soup and I think you just have to do enough you know says Raymond. Francis is keen to say just do enough and I think you could supplement it to be held. The trade healthy jaded tried to have a juice every couple days. I try not to eat vegetables because I was a those tough one for me because I prefer eating meat moment <hes> vegetables yeah. Do you know enjoy it or do you do it because you know it's the right thing I think now I learned <hes> to enjoy it but it was it was a process but here's one of the weird the re educate your mouth basically well. I think the other thing those two which is I think it's the kind of meat that you need to you know when we the people live the longest longest right now Spain. Why's that booze wine pork? You know they have Ham Mon but it's not like the ham own then that ham like we have here. It is a real like it's it's raw. It's it's the the they cover it an ice for like assault like if it's like a twenty seven pound <hes> twenty seven kilo leg the pigs alive when they remove it they they take the leg. I don't know how they do it but I imagine the pig is not happy about losing losing any part of his body. He's probably not thrilled about but then they buried in salt for like twenty seven days and then they take it from there and then they they literally defer mean company the great for main company of Spain they hang it for like a <hes> you know for four years in there and it just changes the whole chemistry of and it ends up being like a really like an avocado the same the idea of it is chemically avocado neat. I'm just saying though the Spanish also I think the stress levels. I was GONNA say that I I think a drink over there. Every illness has an emotional connection now. How would you know that because it's true it is true but how do you know that while war what confirmed it well nothing nothing actually believe it? I gave you waste one. How about a book? I gave you the one the body says no yeah yeah well more than your by your book that you kindly gave me uh-huh Gore Matei born material. It's really nothing but basically every this is emotional. That's true and I have a book which is a dictionary of emotional that's true yeah he's Hispanic and and the root cause the root cause and so what would you say example of that. Give me an example your or something like what would what would be. Let's get hit by a car what was hit by evil but even accidents accidents you. Supposedly you're attracting that your life because there is something going on emotionally like for instance people would are tried his like. That's one of the you know the many of the <hes> illnesses there right so what is the root cause because <music> <hes> for try this is resentment so if you have some sort of resentment against someone <hes> you create more acidity or how do I aren't I- riddled with arthritis. I should've arthritis in my in my anus at this point arthritis medicine for Mother's Day now but I swear like it's like <hes> yeah like a chronic resentment. I agree with that but why Spain pain but how do the one that's all. I'm saying more fun what they have more fun. There's less stressed happier. I mean I will say Americans. I mean I think my understanding of Germans as well as its work too much. I think maybe even work hard more here not not harder but more here whereas they don't have a balanced for it. I will say that like I remember when I was doing a movie over in Amsterdam and in the morning holiday go like you know the studio was saying <hes> you know Sony was saying. Can you get why don't you guys working six day weeks and I just heard from the you know the production people they're like. We don't want you know you don't want that <hes> you don't want them working six day weeks and I go well okay. They don't want it. I don't want to Piss them off. Whatever and and <hes> the truth was as an I'm here? Let's work you know but I didn't want to do and then I saw a guy I saw every day on the set. He was like one of the set decorator lovely guy he was always really nice intain and happy and every morning Evan a Nice Cup of coffee coffee and everything and the and then I saw I left my I left my hotel. I was staying in apartment right on the <hes> Princeton clocked grabbed the canal at a beautiful apartment canal and as Saturday morning and I'm just GonNa go on over the shot listening. Go get a cup of coffee and maybe space cake or whatever so I leave my I leave the apartment and I see this beautiful antique boat coming down like a like a really small antique boat coming down the Canal with these two little beautiful kids blonde haired kids around and then this mother the mothers lovely blonde lady with this play cheese and wine and I see the guy that the set decorator you know Jacques and he's got <hes> he's steering the boat with his shirt off. Beautiful beautiful chest is hair flowing godless. That's why he wants Saturday off so you're gonNA join himself spent time with his kids in like as beautiful as I say something in Spain whereas they've got economic problems they've got of other issues but I will say that they have like they enjoy them like these like you can't have a weekend over there without some kind of festival. Whether it's throwing tomatoes festival you know you have getting trampled by bowls festival. It's a festival where they have. They have a festival food. They've got food and if they build their life around healthy good food then try to say what they can make the cheapest you know they have like in San Sebastian. They'll have the square lined off and you have eighty year olds eighty year old women in the square and it's like it's a race and what's the race I don't see anything happening while the races picking the tiny little flower and taking the stem out of the flower the stem being the most expensive spice in the world saffron and so and that's the savvy and it's a beautiful thing and then what they do when when they've done at the end whoever wins gets a little whatever and then they take all the Safran they make this beautiful pie in a SEC. Oh my gosh incredible. I heard in Spain. Even the three-legged pigs are happy but last time that we went to Spain with the kids <hes> something that I noticed in actually was annoying <hes> for me but I but I thought that it was the right thing to do is when you go to the market. Remember this little miracle which you go. Everyday part of your day is going to the market. They don't let it you peak the fruits or the they would do it for you. Yeah it's very American good. Let me try and you squeeze it. Drop it. They were really upset and they said not touching the fruits because then when you touch them you're like squeezing thing in your America is there I want. That's the same reason why people don't get out of the fast. Lane in America is my Lane God. DAMMIT I pay my taxes to in in Europe. If you don't get out of the fast lane they will run you off the road into would ditch you don't own the fascinating it's everybody's and so <hes> but they didn't let you touch that was a big thing too yeah and sometimes you buy fruit and it's fucked up so they give you good for them. fucked up for it but I have to say that even fucked up fruit better. It's still no better but it's still something edible so I think like what happens here. We we're spoiled in every we want every fruit to look perfect and be perfect perfect. It could look perfect but like literally you've probably strawberries the strawberries. You've got the other day from Europe. I don't want my fruit with more frequent flyer miles and that's one of my one of the things I insist on <hes> like we shouldn't that like you were saying that the other day you shouldn't have you know blueberries in like December coming from Peru. You know it's like it talked about was warming the planet. Let's not make that I think you shouldn't have fruit out of season that out of the country. I think that's a mistake yeah yeah but also I think we should be less concerned about lejla beautiful or fruits or vegetables or we should just buy them because as we get the waste so much in here and they don't waste in Europe that's true they do. They definitely know wasted and they definitely and they they don't cut corners. Don't go you know will be cheaper said of using milk what car oil we use instead of using the butter we just use we take whatever we took out of our vehicle out of the oil pan and use that it'd be way cheaper. I swear where to go in America like that's one of the reasons why you wanted to like when you went to chef school to to cook as to learn how to to to make pastries and stuff is because you know you never know what you're going to get like. Even stuff is delicious or whatever I'm like. I do think like you you got you are what you eat and there's nothing more important than that and they don't don't cut corners there. If anything I learned from Europe it's that you know you can have like <hes> cut cut whenever you drive a crappy car litterbox but eat really good food food. That's the lesson to me for living a tiny place but eat the best food that you can. What's the worst oil? Is it a canola. What's the worst in my opinion and I'm not you know an expert in pesticides though I claim to be no I understand that most genetically modified foods in America? My understanding of it is my limited understanding of it is canola and soybean like soybeans like American soybeans. I don't even know if they allow them in certain countries because of the the genetically modified put in the amount of pesticides in canola which I was just talking to people from whole foods but that they literally pulled in to check out maybe the greatest grocery store onto World Erawan incredible the best and we live as one of the reasons why we never wanNA move because you might have been in the air with the people are great unbelievable outfits organic in there. Everything's are the best coffee whatever and it's all organic the whole store and literally the spies from from whole foods. We're in there the other day and I talked. I saw them kind of pulling up in a van and I want like where are you guys what production and they weren't. They said the whole foods we're checking out the competition and I said well you guys GonNa stop using crap like canola through and maybe you'll because because if you want to get people to do by that food they're going to want to get the healthy stuff and the problem is though as you pointed out you know it's the price point. It's like people like <hes>. They want to as healthy as they can. Yes it is but I think you can do it. It can be done and this isn't whole foods Amazon can't they stop putting oil and everything they can but there was supposed take all the G._M._O.'s out by two thousand eighteen they just then they sold to Amazon and I like whole foods and I think all still doing as good a job again. I'd like him to do more. I'd like to commit to to to not helping you know you know ruin. The planet and I hope that they <hes> the switchover think they're probably trying trader. Joes is pretty good too yeah. I like a joke in our T._v.. Show but trader Joe's I feel like season. One Trader Joe's to a whole foods to Erawan it goes from people wearing more close to less close like it trader Joe's it's a lot of people weren't like bill like maybe a nightgown Adr like whole foods you get a girl and they CASSANDRA's Erawan. It's like underwear. I remember that one day because those girls looked like we both have daughters and we looked at these girls and we were like who they can't leave the house like that. You didn't put on the rest of your shit. No it was literally like yoga pants and band AIDS covering their nipples the point it was so hard to get the band is off the other day I was. I was always a yoga pants. That's why you say that you don't have to guys. You don't have to cheat anymore. There's Yoga Pants Guy. I throw it all away. I'd throw ten years of marriage is defining what that looks like well. They're trying to find out what the other side looks like two right here in target yeah well we went to Jamie and I we go to Blatty sometimes yes and then in <hes> remember last time we went to pilates and then after we went to everyone in this girl was wearing like a like the top of a bikini yeah we were pilates a workout thing and then we went to airline. Were like wow these outfits are tiny just yeah yeah that was that was that was crazy but he you know if you WanNa wear whatever you WanNa wear where it. Where would you want feel good about it? Rocket eat what you want. Try Yeah. I do <hes> yeah I would skip that if you had the opportunity the choice of prepare your own foods this the great thing that you have a thermo mix fifteen thousand recipes and measures it for you. You know thing that's enough. It's a a good investment that little machine because it actually makes you makes you not waste because whatever like old vegetables you have you can turn them into vegetable stock and you can make your own <hes> you the almond milk or almond butter. I mean it's the end of the day like if you're going to invest in something invest in your health profession your food and like <hes> you know what the thing is just doing enough. That's just it just doing enough and have fun. Enjoy your life a lot of the health I think to those people who are in control of their life whether they eat smoke drink the people who are in control their lives in other words doing something that they love in it Renna group where they feel like they're feel important and they're doing something like that's really healthy too. That's that may be the most important thing that's that's true our rights rob Schneider's dates are as follows. 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Thank you very much so that'd be then for the first one ofo what well which about Spain Recap Jamie <hes> how you feel about how thing I ll as you were speaking saying you should be doing something you love. I was thinking I love this all right. I was thinking now we're we're going to find the Great Jamie lists where we find. I will be at your house writing lot okay and then in Reno. You can find the exact date because I don't know them at Rob Schneider friend Yes. That's really my website. That is a good one and Patrice you yes. We're we're gonNA find you can find me. <hes> I am Patricia Tricia Maya on Instagram. That's the one that I use the most. I don't do a lot of facebook or twitter but if you WANNA find some healthy recipes for cooking or baking you can google those because you're gonNA find those on my instagram but you can find some other options and our T._v.. Show is real rob seasons. 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ACS (Part 1): Rob Schneider and RJ Bell

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This is the Adam Corolla show Adams guest today Rob Schneider with Gina Grad on News Fall Brian on sound effects and RJ bell gives us his week three six and now he already already put his new cat down for scratching one of his Newman Cars Adam Corolla kit on got to get it on a trip to begin it on mandate hit on thanks for tuning in and thanks for sharing and thank you Gina Grad you back and Bald Bryan me me me me me me me me me speaking cats. I have a story about that already. There's the new materials GONNA fly. There's a well. Kerry cat talk. We'll we'll we'll see Max. Paths got my phone because Kimmel sent me a vid- last night he texted me vid of between two ferns which not out yet but he must have gotten hold of a screener screener screener and didn't so he sent me a funny little snippet pirated shot yeah. Try to try to figure it out from the from the back of my phone We'll just play the audio for you to make you laugh. Also there's some other Max Expat cat bids on that phone in taken from the Dan in the living room at the Phil Chasing. The cat around show has reached a new cat in doing so in in animal related news first off goes. GonNa take that cat back my I got damn dog fill his was would take he he would in the past take like a pork chop off of the counter because when he gets up on his hind legs he's six what Paul he's a beast. We don't train him. The only one who trains him as Olga he doesn't listen to us and but he's now taken his his racquet and he's expanded to like children's chewable vitamins. I'm an Italian thermos with STU in food in there too creepy center. I thought I was safe. In that one of the Great Vinny Torch things get good coffee and get whole whipping cream and get good cream and one of the whole creams changed my life. I I am as well and I'm one of these guys which I got a lot of range like I fly coach. If I'm paying for it I don't even step up the business and when it comes to Uber it's Uber bottom. It's never whatever the lowest wilburn has the lowest. I always say you know whatever whoever bottom or whatever airport whatever hotel we stay at starts word airport. I I don't go to the four seasons. I'm that way on other hand. When it comes to something like cream I tell Olga by the glass bottle thick glass bottle. It's four bucks or whatever I don't need the cardboard one and it's one from the local dairy return the bottle for the redemption and I like holding the cold glass and pulling it out of the refrigerator that container that pint or double pint or whatever of whole cream and the glass bottle that stands about six eight inches tall that used to be safe on top of the counter no no oh I used to be able to just walk in in the morning pull that out of the fridge a dump a little in the coffee and I would normally just leave it out on the counter because I was going to come back for another hit an half hour no longer safe anymore. walked into into the kitchen a after porn a cup of coffee walk back then kitsch about nine o'clock fills on his bed and fill is covered in a white substance because Phil doesn't have opposable thumbs and he's trying to shotguns along with the bottle. He dumped the entire thing on himself so now he's he's just this black dog covered was a brand new bottle of course and he's covered in a saying on the bed and he sees me and he's like. Oh Shit and I'm like yeah you're in trouble fell and he gets up and starts his. It's his trot of shame. It's not a walk the kids to quick pace head Dan walking with purpose like I'm heading heading out. He's dripping cream everywhere because he is doused himself in cream. It was a new bottle of cream and he dumped the entire thing on his belly and honest chest and all over himself so is he gets up and starts trotting. He's he's leaving a trail of tears. I'm crying. He's leaving agree. If only there was another creature in the House that'd be happy about no new pilot fish barbeque so he gets up and he starts his trot and he's leaving a this. It's like cream strain cream stream every three please. Every five feet is just another spot and it's all over the place. It's all over the place and I'm yelling fail. Comeback Fail thinks he's in trouble and he's not coming way back and he's trotting pace to get away from me and I'm like yelling over. Stop you know he'll or whatever and he's like. No I'm in trouble. I don't want to deal with this goes all the way down a long hall with Hardwood floor then he makes the turn into an office with the carpet in there and I'm like trying to get away from me the whole time and then eventually get him into the bathroom where he's just dripping cream onto the tile and then I'm trying trying to push him out the door just to get him outside. The birds take yes at the certain point. I took Phil outside and I was like you're going into pool. Bucko and fills like no. I'm not going in the pool and then he starts battling me just to be obstinate. 'cause he likes the whole thing thing about the pool and him. It's my it's. I'd say it's the same relationship people have a pool. They'd like it to be on their own going into a headline aw throws you into the pool who were stay right railroaded that it finally is wedding or to your best day when you get to do it yourself yeah that so the dogs are kind of the same way like he likes the pool on his turn. I'm trying to corral. He thinks he's in trouble. I'm literally trying to push him into the pool. He's fighting all time either way. If we had had a cat at that point it would be awesome but after spending an hour hour and a half at the PETCO and spending three hundred bucks adopting the cat getting the bad getting the scratching posts getting two weeks or the food and then the dry grazing food and the pamphlets and everything else Olga comes walking into the house on Monday morning and she's like I can't breathe. I can't Dan brave and I was like a moment where I went. We do have teenagers. God forbid you. Hold onto the manny of your thirteen eighteen year olds right but then she said the magic words to make all those thoughts scatter for my brain. What would you like for dinner. Somebody's cooking dinner okay. You're asked RAC. She knows how to be kept around. She's not fucking job. She asked me all the time what I want for dinner and if I need to go the store and how I'm doing on cream and all this kind of stuff for some green she gets it she she understands the kids. Don't really need her but the Guy Hi who cuts the checks does so yourself indispensable device right Kevin so he's the Blue Apron box we ate him so she's sneezing and gasping and ran the whole time and then it's like I love the little cow here comes the Amazon subscribe and save for Clair's rise bokke shows up every month so she can't breathe even though she's in the kitchen and the cats in Italian room she doesn't terrible and I'm like and so we found the Nice family with the friend Talia who's also has a cat. I love the cat and Blah Blah Blah. They do my least favorite thing that goes on at my house. which is they rang? The doorbell and nobody knew nobody in my house answers the door but me and I'm always Kinda like you've. You have people showing up at like eight o'clock at night. Don't be in your room with the door closed with the TV turned on like alive. Get Get up like Letterman and then we let them in and then we take the three hundred bucks worth of stuff. I bought two days earlier and we just pile it on on into their hands thank you that's the worst three hundred bucks. I've ever spent my live a weeks of canned food weeks of dry food. Oh forget the scratching a six pilot. All outdoor cat condo. I was like that is so much more than my parents ever spent on me my entire life and it was all for two and a half days. Enjoying the kid didn't come with a starter kit cry or was she okay. I gotTa tell you right now. I gotTa Tell You Natalia Kinda Natalia Italian got I. I took it. The hardest I think because I had the only part of my childhood that was decent was two cats and I didn't have a dog at a basketball hoop. I didn't have a swimming pool. I didn't have and I didn't have anything any money. I didn't have anything but I had a couple of really cool. Cats were just like neighborhood cats. One one is just like homeless camp. That kind of found us like adopted as the other was like up. The street kittens in a box. You know pull pull the kitten out. I got so much much easier. You know Kinda like I don't know the Birdman of Alcatraz or or in the great escape when Steve McQueen would go down into the whole into the cooler and he brings baseball. Mitt like you'd be. You're the green mile the mouse yeah you'd be so surprised that when you grow up in this just just vacuum of attention or entertainment or any hobbies or L. The stuff that my kids are playing their video games going zero gravity world. They're gonNA trampoline land like it's just hit over the head was up when you grow up in your best friend is a cockroach or mouse or something like that while he over here you kind of put all your eggs in one basket like you go. I love my cat. I mean look you. Could you do it with a bicycle like I like Mike. Bicycle was the most important thing in my life. My kids have bikes. Don't give a shit. You know. It's like one of one hundred and eighty things that are in there. That Pike was like Oh. I'm oiling the chain gene on Saturday. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA clean it like you. You'd be surprised how kind of singular the human mind what kind of get when all other options are off the table and you will you will find yourself like really counting on this thing so as a kid. The only good part of my childhood were my two cats. I love the cats I had one named Kitty who would respond respond to her name and would climb the fence over the school. I play next door and really smart cat or dog like things like wired like a dog like new the name would answer the answer. You didn't Katie like like it was like it was funny and so I found myself saying goodbye to Kevin the cat like the little kitten liked by the front door and I found I wasn't I had to rose by held the I held it together but everyone else was like yeah this the cat we bought three days ago ago and hustling. You're leaving your life and you were a little kitten safe trials I I. I haven't had a cat since I was fifteen eighteen. I haven't I haven't had a cat. Since I took I took kitty to be put down at like age eighteen and a hand Dan I was living in a God damn garage place right took him the vet to put the cat down was directly across the street from the North Hollywood fire department the one that told me there was a nine year waiting list for me to be a fireman and I remember just like walking home but it's been like Ma. I I WANNA kill myself so I had this little visceral reaction sort of like anyone who's played a ton of football they ever smell fresh cut grass mowed lawn and they'll have a weird thing you'll be down on your belly like doing up and downs post shops or something you get this visceral baseball infield dirt smells right and regular dirt out there playing softly smells like little league yeah you have those have the starts and he just kind of went in between your legs and like rubbed his tail on you on his he would per a hard and he was sweet with sleeping basket per and stuff. He was a sweetheart but anyway that's just let it turn something great swayze. Do We god he do. I Make Fun of those couples do things that my wife and I would never ever do sort of like Brian and his wife the things we do one of those things like thanks yeah. Thanks bye see swayze documentaries if he would dance with his wife just alone and like an empty Jim like answering and that'd be like what I mean I I had a beef with the with the people sat on the same side of the booth and when they go out to the restaurant at this taking it to a whole new level doing weird interpretive sort of weirdly sexual dance alone in a Barn Christina did a version of that. Oh it was very sweet. Though it was a few years ago we went doc place. We got married. That had the barrel room. The big brick room is very cool room. They had it set up for a wedding the next day but this was like nine o'clock on a Friday or no it was open and it was it was in the morning nine o'clock. PM On a Friday was set up a wedding the next day so we're we're we're in there. It's just US places open and took my phone. I played. I played the song dance to you. I told You I knew it. I knew it. I knew you wouldn't engage in this behavior bureau with your festive so I don't Wanna I do. I think it'd be a one cider when we go on walks because at night there will be times if it's really dark in that Valley village area that we will slowdowns in the middle of the street on Your Way God damnit Emmett Full Moon Valley village. We have a little to show a little little cat out out in the open space with fill nothing better in a kitten and a huge huge dog who's helping tongue licking the cat defensive position capitalist showing your belly bags okay. Paul on it. Phil Phil's liquid cash bill belichick anything anything that comes in front of him are rated and fills also enabler. If you've got to go down on on your knees and do some work on baseboard he comes up and starts nibbling on your neck and starts nibbling. That's what it gets that cat if it really disliked it would run away yeah now now. The cats all right poor. Phil's running Miss GonNa Miss Buddy put that up at Amazon Dot Com also let's see we have so. I got sent a little funny in clip out tro from between two FERNS which is coming out a couple days out the twentieth. What is it twenty four. They think convince the twentieth yeah this Friday tomorrow as you hear this all right so as you hear this. It'll come out tomorrow. Eleven o'clock at night sent me this out. Take during the credits they run extra whatever Zach Galifianakis talking with with David Letterman then we'll play for we had this young woman Roic the show and known the world over not big in North America. You help look the WHO wow now. It's funny because there's part of me that goes Oh. Hey on the movie like wait a minute. They're making fun of me the and then I'm like wait a minute and then I'm like well. I mean the conversation. I'm doing good. you yeah the Pakistani. I'd be mistaken for me. I don't know I am I flatter my not flattered flatter okay finding Malia Obama. He goes down any any name that sound like Malla guerrilla well. I'd like to believe in your words. Mr Dances alone this wife very romantic moment without asking me for permission the war how that would make me even feel are examining any of the ramifications about it then coming over here and just bursting all over me like a fire hose. Yes you should reflect action. Fleas reflect on a on a sad add note we have sorry. We had a death of a longtime fan. This is Aaron dog off. It's it's audio. PF boy or girl Aaron the boy and took a picture with him years ago I think in the land was he died of complications applications of muscular dystrophy so longtime fan that turned his brother Robert Onto a love line back in the day and him and his brother lived across cross country from each other but talk about the show over the phone and lived in many states and turn a lot of people onto the podcast for everyone and head a PhD in philosophy no feelings about that I most certainly do recently and sometimes when I hear about doc guys dying early or having a disease and having overcome that disease in passing sooner than they should have. I it brings me a little solace to know they they had a PhD in philosophy. I feel like there's a way for them to conceptualize and compartmentalize or sort of put this whole thing into some sort of emotional shape so Aaron you shelby missed and we'll we'll see in heaven rather and thanks thanks yours brothers well who sent this in Robert All right. Let's see we got hard. Jay Bell got his picks. WE'RE GONNA crank Yankers Kersh Promo I know what you with your own stuff. You're super involved with editing and stuff. Are you sitting in any edit bays for crank. Thank acres. That doesn't work that way. no this this time around. I was involved with doing my own sessions uh-huh and some minor casting but not like like in the past would good news is at some point. You get a little bit older. If if you end up working with competent people and then they're allowed to do job since you formerly had to sweat over constantly and kind of get into that phase in our career where John Kimmel Jimmy's younger brother who used to just be a kid who couldn't do this now in his forties and can do. Hey this is running. The show and a good guy over there are a is on line three. Let me hit him UH. Rj Bell Mr Adam. How are you good. You must be feeling pretty good about yourself. Let me ask you a question. How many kids do do you think listen to this. Show kids meaning under the age of eighteen yeah certainly yeah. Let's say fourteen fifteen sixteen the time. At least we'll know they don't say less than five percent. Maybe audience thousands and thousands it could be thousands and thousands since then yes. I would say this like second hand smoke. There's probably Secondhand Corolla exposed to they're like Mama. Smoking in the Cougar bigger backlash seventies and you sit in the back seat. There's probably plenty of people driving around the secondhand Adam Corolla show so yes thousands now. Here's what I'm worried about. I you know first year one second year one third year undefeated the kids in the back seat might be thinking. I don't want to go to college. It'll be a professional gambler. That's right I mean. Are you concerned. I gotTa tell you realistically realistically. Have Descri- had a discussion with my son a couple of days ago and he's like I would like to talk sports. I would like to do a podcast. You know this. These are the kinds of jobs to do and their dad does a podcast. So who am I to say no like if your Dad Dad was a copper schoolteacher. Could he tell you know. You'll never cut it in school. Teaching profession like I'm the wrong guy to say no to. There seems like there seven hundred new jobs created every four months is a viable career was wasn't however many years ago right so sports and prognosticating and all that I like it but have something you know I told him I'd like to have something to fall back on like gay porn literally falling back on a fallback sure safety yeah. Rj Your Oh we'll play your intro for RJ's par lay presented by that Das Vegas insider Rj Bell Yeah. So what are we this this year undefeated. Ano- war and Oh Breida what do you like. What do you think what's coming up. I mean God God the Rams. GonNa build a keep going. I'm always rooting for him. Sandiego was an early favorite but they're one in one now New Orleans but now he's got a broken hand or is it catching up a lot of these teams yeah. What do you think well first off. I think with the Rams obviously a nice win last week. Drew brees out early in that game for the saints. I think the rams could be a little overrated right now. Because there was some skepticism about him early they won the saints game and you know people aren't GonNa really now. You know really think too much about drew brees being out by the way rams right now three-point three-point road favored against Baker Mayfield in the browns wealth kind of hard to say what's going on and and just when I was saying to my son I off again. There's three things have ruined all of children's Sports Odell L. Beckham's one-handed cat because everyone of these ten-year-old yahoos tries to do. I throw the ball to my son. He tries to the one hand. I'm like two hands and he's like I couldn't and get my other hand over to like bullshit. They all want to do the Odell Beckham cat. You're a little more Wayne. Quebec back thank you and Yup. The intestinal fortitude obviously Super Lazy Wayne Quebec and my son's also often been described as Wayne Kerr Bat with Epstein Barr Virus. Okay if he if he got a degree from hostile. It'd be pretty good. Let's be the best so yeah. That's not going to happen now so he tries to do the one handers and steph curry's ruined the other the other sport which I'll just rent. They run down in launch thirty foot three pointer. What what the fuck for yeah they don't pass. They don't do anything. They'll just launched a ball from thirty five feet. I'm like would you stop. You're watching the opposite of what you should be practicing and trying to emulate it so I was putting a pox on Odell Beckham and explaining. He's done in this league. He's GONNA onto Cleveland. He's done and he had another one handed by the way this will now go on to my kid is in his early forties now with the second one hand catch and boy. Did you forget that guy has wheels. I mean they caught like twenty. One miles an hour on his run time twenty-one chain. He's literally caught a slant Dan and took off and you're like Oh that brothers fast sorry. Now I tell Ya Adam is a fascinating narrative. This week storied read. We've got to gigantic favorites Patriots favored by twenty two and a half over the jets cowboys favored bird biggest favor in the history of the Cowboy Organization favored by twenty one and a half against the dolphins now. If you go back thirty years prior to this week there had been five favorites over three touchdowns and there's two of them this week five and thirty years to this week. Well you know it's I always say this. It's kind of in a weird way. It's kind of like we're talking about out. UFC this happens every once in a while. Boxing happens every once in a while you go well. I'm going to bet ten grand on Tyson and make thirty three hundred dollars that doesn't sound that doesn't sound glamorous making thirty three hundred bucks for free because Tyson's going to knock this guy out in the second round the Patriots are going to win that game forty two to six and you're going to go you have cars. Why didn't I bet they're going to go into halftime came up by twenty seven and you're going to of course why why that yes. There might be a surprise coming up in the par lay Let's The let's hear it. Rj I so I I. It's kind of interesting you said. If you WANNA bet the patch just to win the game you can bet twenty twenty six dollars to win one dollars right. That's my that's my Mike Tyson in the eighties bad but on the other hand if you can afford fifty grand it'd be easy to grant hey Brian. Did you notice how he said. The eighties the second time because my buster Douglas Line was coming. He kind of had an instinct yeah yeah all right. You guys guys right here we go. I'm going to do something a little different. I think the audience is ready. We're going with a side and total in the same game. NFL anyone anyone combat totals you know if you can bet side you combat total and oh by the way this is what we call a correlated parlay. What does that mean if one happens bins. The second one has a better chance of happening then. Do Your jets plus twenty two and a half. Here's why if you look at it last week. Everyone saw ballot. Check just run up the score against Miami. You know why what did he do that 'cause he's. He's no not to do that. One Miami in Miami had won five of six against New England. Imagine that right and number two do everyone starting. Tonio Brown and a distraction and ballot check hanes hates nothing more than the sensors a distraction he wanted to show. There was no distraction right the if they win. Adam big again like this. You know like they did last week. He's GonNa worry about the team. Getting a little cocky getting to the conversation about is just is one of the best teams of the century I got a feeling they get a lead and sit on the ball and oh by the way that's why we liked the under here and it's under forty four four in the game and that's called a correlation whereas imagine if it's a low scoring game obviously being plus twenty two and a half gets much much much much much more attractive. The core laid parlay plush twenty throughout the judge under forty four in the same game so you feel that while the pants could run it up. They're not in this particular game well. This is interesting four times in these Games James and let me pull the numbers up right now. The ballot check spent over a twenty point favorite in in his career. Oh and four against the spread the small small sample size when he's gotTa game. That's all time historic Miss Batch. He doesn't tend to run it up. Can you give me this answer. Sir Or is it. Just Tom Brady. I always wonder when Bella check is up by nineteen points with four minutes left in the game has a forty two year old quarterback in there who you definitely GonNa be using him in the postseason. I don't want to get some wraps for the kid on the bench whoever's backing up Brady just get some snaps of the guys. I mean Tom Brady's in his forties. He could go down. Don't how valuable would these rep speed to the guys on the bench. You're up by three touchdowns. Kim a few snaps. What why don't they ever do that. Is Arabia question first off. You might recall how Tom Brady got the job right getting hurt so I to me by all accounts and these are written account so I not personal knowledge but things I've read. Brady doesn't want to mentor anyone to him. It's a competition and that's why Jimmy G. If you remember was sent out of town you know a ballot check. It was the one time that the owner craft came down in vetoed by which I said you gotTA trade him. Brady doesn't like him. You know Garoppolo behind him so I think part of it's Brady but there's an old saying the patch have it's you get better at football playing football and they've really never been a team to not play the preseason you know with their starters and they've never been a team to pull guys so again in my opinion whenever there's a question about football what would ballot check do the the fact that we know what he would do here. I'm going to accept it as correct also standpoint you watch the games that he's talking about whether up by a couple touchdowns or it's like why is he still in there. They're putting brain very very very low. Risk positions hand the ball off. He's thrown quick. You know what I mean like. He's not I dropped back and I saw them. Drop in chuck a few you might last week. I mean he's playing a crappy team. They feel safe but he I think look I don't know but I think Brady is a stats. The Guy and I think every step every yard he gets from scrimmage every touchdown. Every passing are every everything gets him to be. Go deer and go deer in Godia and it's all and I get it. I mean I would probably be thinking the same way like every time you complete a ten in yards slant. The guy takes it up the field for twenty five. That's twenty five more on your total. I'm going to do what I do best in show on your plate. Rj Tomac to think about this Brady's greatness is defined solely by rings except for the one year. He had Randy Moss he wasn't he doesn't let the scoreboard. It'll always be statistically inferior to paid eight manning always be statistically inferior Dan Marino his greatness. He defines through champions well. He said a touchdown record that was one season where he lit it up because Randy Moss was there but I don't think he had a guy who could light it up for him and he did. I mean he stepped. He took the opportunity. I guess my assumption is. He doesn't care that much about stats yeah. Well I would agree. The stats are secondary though I think everyone care to some degree cares I. There's one last point and this is really a quick sign. I'll make a quick of checks genius so this is something. Tony Romo talked about last year so what's happening now is everyone has their databases and every play is attacked so right now guys imagine you could go in and say okay. We're scouting the Patriots. You know it's another team. Let's see all the Times that they are third down and goal to goal five yards or less to go for the touchdown and let's look at the place you see boom boom boom boom and then they get tendencies. NC's which is oh they run four times here. They pass two times. Whatever it is when ballot check has a big lead will do is dirty. The stats uh-huh he'll do things that he would never typically do patterns grading each play to say this representative. They're just looking at the the numbers and what is happening is he's getting running plays in spots where he would only pass or vice versa. He's doing wrong passes when he and he'd would rather have brady and they're doing it to dirty up the stats and the same this is like about every time. I come home. I enter through an open window thirty to keep everybody off balance all right. Thanks good thanks J. We appreciate it Prada. Hey It's my pleasure guys have a good week. I'm curious again altro. RJ's parlay present that ds I really I thought about it because yeah I agree with you. Super Bowl rings. It's sort of the ultimate terrorism for him for quarterback but I I sorta think he'd like everything I think he'd like. Super Bowl rings and most passing yards from scrimmage or whatever Max Patta he must be in the neighborhood of a lot of these guys because she simply through the virtue of the fact that he's on his eighteenth year and these guys played thirteen years or you know what did what did passing yards on your screen. These are drew brees is number. One was almost seventy five thousand seventy. Two thousand is Peyton Manning Brett Farve is almost that seventy two thousand and Brady's closer to seventy one thousand but he's rightly striking in district within striking distance and I I think I think at the end he wants to go. I'm married a supermodel. I got eight super. Bowl rings and I lied. League statistically in everything and you're going to go. Oh ballot check bell chevelle. I'm GONNA show you who has the most yards. I'd be curious touchdowns. What else is is there for quarterbacks. 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One hundred percent bonus offer are and it's the best game of towns all right. I forgot to mention this. Rj was on the line so much I think about this. I saw prop today on the NFL futures I said. Will the Patriots shout and other opponent. wh-what odds would you give that well. They shut out other ponant in the regular season. Yeah the seasoning. Kurt include the play offs. I suppose I'm guessing. It's regular regular season alright. shallots are fairly rare in the fairly rare. It seems like an eight to one or something like that it was five to one. A. Two high popped in my head because defense and they play Miami Emme again at home right. See easily happen again. Fourth in passer rating at ninety seven point eight tied for second with drew drew brees and td passes okay so he's good enough all right stick around. He's going to be on top everything all right. We have a Chris took. We're going to be see tomorrow yet tomorrow afternoon. We'll be in Lexington. Kentucky untucked doing a live pod happy hour there yeah comedy off. Broadway couple tickets left. I think we're pretty well sold but there might be a couple of tickets left. Max Paddock pull the little unprepared video clip and this one wasn't based. What kind of set up does it need. Maximum Pat. I Will Your Age with Casey your ball polar and there's a hopper malfunction weather balls came out of the hopper into the audience in Portland sorry. Kc See this is the this is the late night drunk crowd. Let's see we can do pull out. This guy caught one by the way you caught that like a pro. My friend hold on. I remember you from that. Bar and Thailand aw I've never forget a face. You were sit right up against the stages catching all those fucking book and bring one. Did you know this about this probably point. Oh this fucking dudes all over Thailand man. There'd be pingpong balls. Flying out of the chicks coaches this guy go up like Willie mays I saw him. Do an over. The shoulder wants man. This chick fired off a ping pong ball from her snatch. This guy got up at fucking laid out fucking laid out then in one motion Russian is turnaround and fired at the DJ runner fucking head or go back to second base. This guy's a fucking got a cannon fern our our first date love. This guy man and it's like he's every bar been in Thailand headed chick that ping pong balls Posey yeah yeah that always left for the young lad but he'd be there to bar wow gift from heaven that guys catch that was awesome ping pong balls shot out of the hopper opera. I think the guy just one hand real quick great. I would reckon as I think about baseball stadiums. I think the guys who do the one handed catches out in the bleachers while holding the beer have as high a catching percentage as the guys with the MIT guys with the MIT enough. They seem to muff more than the guy with the one hand. I think there's too much anticipation or they're too nervous even think they've been thinking the other guy's got three beer buzz and he just puts his hand up the guy with the mid planning on catching a ball J. Guy is much time to think while the balls in the air all right Rob Schneider Schneider is out there rob. Do you have some of those tweets rob. I do was talking about with Shane Gillis. Yeah so he was Kinda AH perspective of someone who's done a few characters on. SNL Guy Getting booted from SNL so we will take ourselves. Oh what do we got. We gotta look crank Yankers Promo Yeah Yeah. They just posted something on instagram. All burcham also just see what Burcham looks like. Do I sound like some kind of jackass. Get on the phone and waste your time for laugh may catch him while I'm on. I got once feet lightning. Oh you thank she can bag one of the suckers. Damn well no I can't. I tried to solve it with words but only word that could solve it one call Kiai. I don't play by the book either. You know what I'm saying right now a lot on play by my own rules lady bic was my weapon of choice and I gave her the Eagle Claw third tour was in their heard. The Purple Paul Hart twisted my ankle pretty bad got a high ankle sprain very painful very payment. I body okay never forget and Shannon. That's a chick's name. Celebrating Mr Virtue out some weird weird. I had some crazy calls this hair but like as I'd one call. I call this like trampoline world. There's something something and the guy picked up the phone and he was like I could. Kinda tell he was an ex jock. Who's now working at trampoline world like helping kids who got the foot caught on a spring or something and I was like I was yelling animas. I wanted to regain reclaim his glory like you work at a trampoline world. You should be doing two days right now. You should be playing arena ball. You know you got to and I said I said like I. I saw you play in high school. So you're out there playing corner out on an island shutdown lockdown corner number eight on the Jersey eight ball painted on the towel hanging in in front and the Guy Goes I was number eight bazaar defensive back number knock-on rare number and and so did it throw you well once he what then he did think went watched him in high school because called Jersey number obsessed he did not like Madam Cleo. I had this weird flash back to a dude. I played Michael Odem guy with a big Afro who I played football with national easy. Mike Mike Odem and Mike ODEM played safety or cornerback for our team and he wasn't easy easiness story. He was number eight and he had an eight ball on. How is that you know if you could take take a sharpie and make a cool eight ball on your towel and then hang the towel in front of you with the number eight on it. That's cool so he's number eight near the eight ball and somehow when I was riffing. I just pictured Michael Odom with his eight ball and it still it's such a low percentage number for certain yeah I mean. I don't know what's a higher percentage but I don't know if there's any well there's no. DB There's no long on college dot Com number player freak the Guy Anyway also I think I called a horse track. Iraq and I was like I want to buy some horse. Meat needs some horse meat and the guys can't sell that horse. The horse breaks its leg. Put him down. You know you give me the horsemeat all by the horsemen ain't and he's like no. I'm not going to say the horse meat of like heavy ever eaten horse and the guy's like yeah. What have he's like. This guy was like I'm not going to sell to. You and I was like if you don't that horse meat. I'm going to go down to the track and I'm going to tell your your boss. You eat horses and you're going to get fired. We're getting great gold all right. We'll we'll bring Rob Schneider. In a second I stand up with Chris. 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Hey had a dream last night that Adam Corolla has done more orange apron and what was working the hardware department of the local Home Depot Servicing Customers questions and then I walked back to the competing area home depot and and Adam had set up a boxing gym and he was teaching Young Latino and black men boxing That's what I woke up and I and I had quite a Boehner thank you you can leave us a message at eight six three four one seven four four four my frequent homedepot joke which isn't even really a joke is. I spent so much time in Home Depot that people do come. Come up to me and they go excuse me. I'm looking for plumbing couplers and I go. I don't work here and they go. Oh sorry and then I go. It's I'll eleven. I do know where everything is anyway Rob Schneider here. You're always working on new stuff house asking you. I said I always knew you had a new project. I always loved one thing. I never you create stuff like in the house. Most people never think about it and you can decorate things thing blew me away was like you actually decorated in painted and why wouldn't you the washing machines the ir now. I did the refrigerator stove oven and all the appliances is in my in my kitchen. Hand them all painted like all the stainless steel stuff. Why wouldn't you be making more beautiful. Well everybody he just use your brain here for a second so here's here's how you can do. They go you can yeah you can look at the how. Oh and the microwave had to take the door off the microwave and the the and everything and so here's how it works you go into by like appliances owned the dishwasher and everything to yeah the microwave and everything coming to you go into buy a an oven and it's a nice oven like a Viking ovens and they'll have a couple of colors like eggplant. They're white or Balu Bake on there. You Go. That's cool. Where's the fridge that matches that they go or they don't have that. They got this and they white or silver. Why don't they have a fridge. That's something thing that matches and then what about the dishwasher. They know not the dishwasher. Just this one just the oven in the cook top you go but what if they were all the same color and they're like they. They don't make that so I said I'll get everything and stainless steel and then I'll have it painted and then they said this is everyone how durables that GonNa be and I said you ever see a delorean. That's painted red and they said I think I've seen in a painted delorean. I said well that's a stainless steel car. Yeah they paint them yeah. So how much punishment does the hood of a delorean. Hey Park it in van nuys the Costco in the summertime with birds flying versus. My refrigerator door handles inside. If you can paint a stainless steel car then you can paint and they're like what about the oven. What about the temp. What about the temp- I should same car sitting sitting in. Is the hood of that car versus. The outside of the evidence came making so hot that your kids hands yeah with blister the touch it so I we're done painted. Everything fine waxed it with car. Wax Is Durable Shit. Oh yeah nobody I'd like to creativeness about it and you just and you discovered things. I I like the guy you'd be working on something so you're working on the house. I've a movie theater. I just I just built my movie theater in my house. I didn't know anything about building movie theaters but I built the riser. You know got out. You're not intimidated aided most timid stuff like that Max Pat. I think there's some theater pictures in my phone by the way I wasn't planning on getting into this but I've taken a few patients. Here's here's the thing thing everybody they keep trying to kind of explain. which is if you get really good at cooking? Italian food that will help help you hook Japanese and if you if you master to instruments that'll help with the third three languages at the four fucking talking dummy start learning shine star. I was so the one thing I I was always intimidated was cooking stuff so I started. What's the thing I really liked to cook. It seems really the complicated so I cooked Peking. Duck was a two day thing but like any understand why it takes so long and the surprising things like you learn stuff as duck is tough if he just just tried like barbecuing. I can't eat it right but they steam it for an hour right. That's the Chinese. People are geniuses with duck. It's a really tough animal. Mall is like and then like you realize that the fun part of the duck is like the where's the meat was not of meat. It's duck bread medallion yeah. It's a little tiny piece of meat. That's all you get now. Where's the rest of it because chickens gigantic fat and thing is not normal so not in nature and so the thing about the skin and a little bit of meat and that's it. That's all you get so I didn't realize it but the thing was incredible about the duck was the steam at for an hour and you have to let it sit overnight or at least for two hours with all the spices in the real key spice to it which gives the flavor ever you would never think of nutmeg really yes silent hero nutmeg dishes yeah so anyway and then you have to NC NC steam it for an hour and then you you you you put it in the oven for like like three fifty and then you cook the hell of it like five hundred for like five minutes so you get the crisp uh-huh skin and it came out great. I wasn't timid but the thing my wife says you know. Make sure to follow the directions. My wife's really going to measure follow the directions. You've never fought directions. You can't because I don't I like to follow the directions. That doesn't make sense. It seemed for an hour but I really did was just like the one time to exactly what it said and it came out good so I was impressed then say okay now. I can do something else. I feel like way too. Many people are running from these experiences because we've decided that somehow success means farming everything out so we're doing the cigarettes like you're successful right so you don't need to. Mow Your own lawn and you don't need this game your own pool and I kind of go yeah. I agree I. I'm busy but it doesn't mean you don't have to do your own. Everything certain certain things start exploring in those other other things when you get good at design insert engineering and building and sort of see things kind of three dimensional then then when it comes time to build a movie theater which I have never built you then have a process and the process is not a process of building a movie theater theaters just an overall process of like all right. How do we approach this then you start using all the tools that you've sort of sharpened in your brain from all the other experiences the difference being if I make Peking Duck and doesn't come out that good we throw it away. We just don't go get pizza up one room in your house. You got hired some guy to come in and fix it yeah. I thought it was I there's a lot of sort of science student. Leash it or we're looking at a picture now coming together the news at your place yeah with Scott Scott got the leather seats. I built the riser. I put like a dark colored carpet down. I put a blue on the ground and charcoal on the riser and then the walls are covered in material so what you do with the walls is you put the speakers in the walls. Then you put one inch gene or cotton batting and then you run one inch track all the way around it that has a little seam in it and you take take the acoustic material and you tuck it in and it sucks it in so the wall you get. Somebody's GonNa do the dolby tests for oh now. I am going to get Ella Fitzgerald. She can break my wine glass. Yeah cool man. It's user room like that. I listen I was I was the wall that has that's opening where the screen is going to go. It's GonNa be like a twelve foot screen. Look I was hoping you're GONNA put a screen and it seems like you're doing a lot of wait. You went a long way into six people or eight people face in one direction. My daughter had like I went down there. I I don't know a week ago. My daughter thrown a little slumber party with their friends and they'll stay down there and I was like good good. Use like it's a good thing yeah yeah and there is a slightly different feeling yeah ev eating peaking doctor you make yourself yeah versus something that Grub hub brought to your house and has a slightly different feeling every time you enter a room that you have done and it could be a bedroom it could be a bathroom could be a theater could be hallway Internet. You Go. I did this. You don't lavish I don't roll around or I'm not gonNA think my Peking Duck is like it's good if it ain't you know just like your room you can. That sounds perfect if it doesn't right realistic but you you when you enter enter it you get a little sense. I did that of like I had some guys in from the U. K. or they're in from the UK. I didn't have men. They're doing one of those woodworking shows but it's like the great bake off or whatever they do over there. That's all stuff over there doing like a woodworking one of those and at some point they're the ones that come by and check it out and they came by because they're talking to me about woodworking and when I put them in the studio said Yeah I made the council they went. Oh yeah good and I could it felt good and it feels like you feels like you know what you're doing yeah and the studio and the whole the whole place there's a satisfaction to it. Absolutely new guest comes in here. They love to take it in and then when okay here you did it then we talk about that I do. I do think it's experience that people shouldn't run from Atlanta because you're not forcing you to do it. Just don't avoid try to do it and enhance your life or don't be intimidated by stuff. Well you know my new basic. Jason Thought is as we know because of technology because everyone has a car and all the fresh clean water comes right of tap and everything I think we invented a gym. Treadmill like society went. I've seen Dr Drew. How many gyms were there in the fifties in the United States fourteen eighteen all jackal lane or something Arthur Murray Dance Studios. I mean there's a pilates and soul cycle on every corner. Now all right we needed. We're not moving picture of like Charlie Chaplin in Nineteen Twenty when he went to England and there's ten thousand people went to greet them and that's the superstar superstars at that time and not one fat guy in that audience ten thousand feet. These people worked an eight physical layout you work. You were up on your feet. You burn calories. You weren't eating a bunch. GMO's and Blah Blah Blah okay so now everyone has signed off on the fact that you need to exercise. I say fine psychologically you. You need to go in the kitchen and make scones with your mom and the boys need to go out to the garage them and make a birdhouse dad or build a treehouse in the back. That's our psychological told that's what we need to do. In Age of twitter and trump and everything else in in in Al Qaeda and Isis you gotta get out in the garage and clear your head or go in the kitchen and clear headed. It's the exact same exact same thing and you can get better scones from grub hub. Just don't do it yeah. That's what I'm saying. I really respect my wife Patrizia because she literally said I don't make these cakes but I want to know exactly or making for the kids for the birthday party so she went to chef school cool clean she said like the worst part of the year after you have to stay till like ten at night in after you get the clean the whole kitchen up after the chef leaves ever but she did it. She learned just enough to that's it. I quit an automatic aches. Now I realize anymore what's great. She makes beautiful cakes. Don't you guys right isn't drew drew's not impressed. Isn't it a turn on when you meet someone and they go. I wanted to know more about this so I taught myself how to do it or I did it you auto dating Christie. I found out she was an amazing cook. figure out stuff like there's just one meal. This is my favorite restaurant cafe sport in San Francisco. There's this one guy he's the chef was. Antonio Latina in used to say his English was terrible. You know the single. Italy's those Italians who are the longer. They're in America. They're they're. They're English gets worse because a friend Luciano this number here I sit in five years. We're not going to be understanding anymore. It's getting worse and worse. Is this guy and you don't see this addition. Tony Latin the PASTA SCAMPI Antonio he calls it after himself shrimp Antonio Basically Scam Danica dish only Latino can make and literally the guy he's passed away now because of this dish because he had a quadruple bypass so much olive oil in this thing and and so the guy who took over Maekelae guy and his job security is everybody knows ingredients but they don't know the exact proportions so we all know the ingredients and sometimes dread cooking can sometimes it comes out good. Sometimes it doesn't come out good and like he literally for thirty years now that Michaela's taken over has doesn't let anybody in the kitchen was making that one dish because that's the most improperly dish and it's just it's a it's a scam and we know what it is. It's got olive oil in it but not extra virgin olive oil has too much is too strong so so it's regular virgin olive oil which is still hard to get regular virgin olive oil and it has eggs and it has like raw garlic which is what is real spice to it like three or for raw garlic and then it has lemon juice like lemon lemon juice right and you have to mix oil slowly otherwise the separates right and the magic ingredient. I hate to give it away. Love capers spouse wishes Annette believable round thing. I don't know I never you'll never be able to make it perfectly like like they do. In like Michaela we all know what the ingredients are but only he knows the exact proportion. I will tell you guys that rabbits rbis doing stand up comedy sewn in Jacksonville Florida. That's tomorrow as you hear this and Saturday and actually more dates available on the website Rob Schneider Heider Dot Com. I'll tell you about that. In a second I let me hit castrol edge stronger under pressure engines can lose up to ten percent performance due to friction castrol edge with fluid titanium transforms under pressure to keep the metal apart and rubbing and Robin three times right off. Oh come on grew three times stronger than leading full synthetic against viscosity breakdown. It's the edge. It's castrol edge well. Let's see rob so we're talking a little earlier about. I don't have everyone's name. What's the COMEDIANS night on Gillis. Oh Yes yes and I I think we all I think every comedian never root for another community to get fired you know for Friday and look what he said was. was on the show he got hired for. I think he's a Guy Saturday night. Live guy who got fired and I don't know the guy I've never seen him work. I saw the podcast that they talked about where he said. you know I did see it and like I said they got fired for that and he didn't do any this before he was hired on Saturday night live and I saw that and he truthfully it was it was I try to imagine because he was please go for joke. It was like watching like being a pilot watching another pilot. Go down go pull up. Come on man pull up right it. Just didn't go for a joke and it just was insensitive and just kind of get anywhere said some some some racial slurs and then and then this came up and he got fired over this after he got hired and my attitude is like hey you know you can't give into into the mob right you can't give into this mob of this twitter mob thing and then and then this is their this is their big victory and they do give into. That's not the comedy audience you want. That's who you WANNA please. That's comedy audience. Also the mob moves on in a hot second yeah like they'll what they'll do so go. I don't know was it Virginia. I can't remember where but Ralph northop or whatever they found a picture of a guy and he was in a clansman the other guy the black face and then he was like that's me but I don't remember but now I'm not the black faced guy but I'm not the clansman and it it was missed put on whatever and they went to the next guy and the next guy had sexual assault allegations or whatever like the Guy Keke was he was at bat and whoever was on deck was doing having in on their own and then it went back and forth for like four days and then people are like fuck it moving on because someone else will say something stupid although finding the picture I don't shop. He talked about that in the eighties. It's like in the manufacture of consent. It's like a wrecking ball rolling crushing things and cry never goes back and see. What does the just destroyed because it's moved on right. It's so it's basically my dog. Phil does heinous things things it takes my cat and cream off the countertop eats kids chewable vitamins and whatever and there's a window for for punishment I was with I was with my name won't remember my nanny. Last night in the kitchen is like Phil. This morning took the whole goddamn cream. Things spilled all over the floor whenever and she's like. Did you beat him with with this. She wants me to beat him with the newspaper. She made a weapon out of newspaper she she literally sculpted a weapons and it's literally Chellaney like. Did you beat him funny. I'm like apologize. I hear me out there. Don't believe me put that you're put the penny saver down here me out. I didn't have a chance to beat him because he got up he was covered with cream and he took off down the hall and he's dragging you need to discipline him or he's going to do it again. I know but now we're having this conversation in front of fell but the windows closed right he doesn't go. Hey what's up with them so I'm saying when you get embroiled in this controversy whether it's firing you from snl canal or whether the governor of Virginia wait it out a couple of days. We just go right. I know I felt like what happened to the outrage about black vase and Klansman and we don't even care we're just move Yvonne and a friend of Mine Olympic athlete. You know you get like not just one shot. You know just get one hop skip and jump. He has the best of three right right. You got a shot at it. Just get rid of what is unforgivable. That's it and that's this is. There's just this sense of like that's it. He's out forever. I you know I don't I don't I again. If you are Lorne michaels you just got it deal with it for about a forty eight hour news cycle and then they'll someone else abuse mistake because you really have like a forty five year. you know it really has become like this institution that Saturday night live even really feel like it's a mistake to like you know to give in to that mob and because they could have ridden out or they could have given him a suspension and try to please well and the real assholes and every a police anyway right and what they're doing and what they don't realize they're doing is comedians have no control or jurisdiction over anybody at any time by nature comedians like they're like musicians. You know what I mean there. There are people in our society. There's politicians. There's cops their school bus drivers where it's came. We need this person to be sober and not have a long criminal history injured in measured and if we find out that the person well I'll give you an example. We need to meetings to be loose cannons drugs. Yes Sir how many comedians have had their bouts with drugs or to hear their their drugs tons of drugs but they don't drive school buses so you go you give him a pass because you go drugs as a society by we don't wish that people take drugs but these guys go on go out on stage at ten forty five at night with a drink in their hand and tell off color jokes and the other ones are swinging by. Your House and picking your kid up at seven even in the morning so we have a little different relationship with drugs as it pertains to comedians versus cobs versus school bus versus this pilots highlights. We have a very different relationship. What would you rather your comedian. Do Drugs or your pilot do drugs so if that's what we've established Josh then I think we can apply that to just about anything and would you like your kids counselor school going on a racially laced tirade later something but I'm in the minority however however if it's a comedian again what are we really asking for them to do and how much impact are they having and who and the thing is because my friend called me really lovely comedian friend of mine from Houston like Suns Fan is a Vietnamese comedian and he brought up a good point because you said you know he said I was disappointed that defended him and I said I was you know I. I said why I said I have to defend. I mean I'm GonNa if I make a mistake in defending comedians right to make a mistake or say something horrible. I'd rather make that a mistake and civil with you know he's he. You know how much more can Asians take. I mean if you're going to say what if he would've said you know instead of saying calling a Chinese slur if he would have said the inward would you have defended him and I said that's an interesting point and I just feel like you know like with Asians. I mean truthfully and Asians of the last people you could be an eye that makes us before the last people you can be racist against. I mean truthfully Harvard. University has set a limit on the number of Asians at the university so you know what if we just now now sean is setting on Facet blue people were open game just academically then it's going to be nothing but Asian people in Harvard so they said we have to have a limit and people are you try to put a limit on women and gays on you know at the university the city they're. GonNa burn that university down but everybody's like oh the limit on Asian Thatt's right. They're going to find their Asian right. They're gonNA win as you know. You never see homeless homeless agents in America they are. They're statistically the minority I mean in terms of like you know we look at black and Hispanic minority groups herbs struggling whatever their you know Hispanic much greater number than than Asians. We don't even count the ultimate the ultimate tip tip the cap to the Asian is you guys are statistically a minority of the definition of minority. We don't even count you as a minority and award flourishing like shoes but the thing about yes but the thing about it is very much like the Chinese in the ignorance of what yeah I mean because I did see that the clip of the podcast was how ignorant the two guys were just an ugly thing because they didn't realize like why there's Chinese restaurants or whatever they they gotta do is because the Chinese like Jews weren't allowed to compete on an equal playing field with everybody else in society they were allowed to do this and so they would have to thrive in that specific specific thing just jus when they came out of the disbar coming were kicked out of Spain came up through Czechoslovakia and they're allowed to be in jewelry or or into finance into banking. That's how we have money lenders and Delicious Food and New York and then all of New York Hymie town so I mean that's sense to me like deathly do get it but at the same time what is the balance to like you want to embolden racists either because my friend said let me hey that a couple of things I I think I'm with you and when I hear so going down this road of anything just being mean to a group or to an individual yeah like being mean to up a celebrity or who put some weight on or something. I'm like please ended with a punchline. You know what I mean like. That would be nice. That's right for the joke but to say we're going to judge how funny things are in figure out whether you need to be dismissed based on whether you're joke is a four if it gets above a seven then you can stay. You know it's funny but that wasn't funny like now. We're we're rejoice side who gets to decide. That's free speech well. No somebody will there is hate speech. WHO's GonNa needed to find that and it's pretty simple you gotta have all of it or none of it. You're the for all of all might even the repugnant stuff you have to support that or or or your so and that's really the key and like this was. I was waiting for the joke and this and I get the joke didn't come and like and I do think though what's the line and I think we have to discuss this. If somebody somebody's just has a microphone in their hand and they're just spouting racist stuff so he can dismiss comedian I was done to but if there's not a joke and it's just racist racist politics a holiday. I started but here's all right. Here's my line is sort of action. I WanNa know what you have done to anyone. Women Gay Black White whatever like I wanNA know you put your hands on anyone. I wonder if you didn't hire somebody yeah. They were the first thing I want to know you know. If if you're an arsonist who's never struck a match. I'm not interested in you. I don't care if you're an arsonist in your heart by somebody. Call somebody misogynist but if you have like back put if you've prevented a woman from getting a job then then I'm known as a massage known for for objective of women people. I don't know just from horrible things I say but I'm known as a misogynist self loving misogyny the the the thing I get that always you know you can tell me all the jokes you want. I'll never laugh is hard. When people tweet me I feel sorry sorry for Adam's wife and daughter. It's like you look and feel sorry for my wife and daughter. They are sitting in a fucking Jacuzzi right. I'm fucking fucking flying coach to Kentucky like that. That's my life. All I do is fuck and work and all they do is chill out. People have accused me of being racist because I've played other races like hey. I didn't write the fucking role. Somebody wrote it. I didn't put on the makeup so here's my here's a way I think if you are just up there spouting out racist rhetoric with a microphone in your hand on stage okay and never being funny. You're not going to be a successful comedian in this society society. Eventually we need to hear some jokes drop otherwise Wayne interesting. It's kind of a rally at the Michael Richards here. It's GonNa that problems going to take care itself. That problem is going to solve itself. I agree that if you are actually doing things to groups if you are putting your hands on people are hurting people getting getting involved with legislation to prevent them from doing whatever they need to do. Then that's something that's concrete and that needs to be addressed as well short of that. I'm not not that interested because we will will sort its way the Shangen list I think in my mind that could have been learning lesson and just say hey listen. That's unacceptable draftable and I like hey get to joke or that was just a mention these words without any point to it seemed it seemed it was it was a waste and they used to say people vote with their wallets. You know what I mean like the same like if you truly if you're if you're offended by buddy said he thinks I met a really bad decision or you're horrified with US and L like don't wash the show support but don't make this decision but don't push them too. Don't celebrate and the thing is that's depending. It really pissed me off. The most is like that is emboldening these assholes to continue this behavior because that's not a comedy audience anyway. Somebody's trying to root for somebody to get fired. It's like well fuck that also be upset with but don't root for somebody to fight. I listened also gainfully employed. People pay taxes and consume goods like this notion of the endgame which is the N. Word Game which is they're not allowed to work is kind of a weird. Ill conceived thought in terms of our first off. It's cruel like saying no more work for you Bucko but also without a trial. Why is this society. Do we want this this person to be sitting at home or going on the Dole or collecting London insurance like whoo let them work and made him a pariah. It's a cyclic one of my first shows when I was on Saturday night. Live Andrew dice clay was going to be somebody fell out. They needed to get somebody and then somebody won't say who suggested. Hey Andrew Dice Clay Blah Blah Blah and they can I said okay it kind of makes sense and then a couple of people on the cast boycotted yeah right and Jan Hooks. I'm not going to do the show that and the Laura Michaels. That's why I think Lorne Michaels in this case. I don't think he's the one who I think he would have kept Shane Gillis on. He's a good guy and I think he did but I think he was pressure from must have been somewhere else else on that show too to not have him hired. I'm sure that would've tried. You think there's sort of cast pressure. I don't know I'm speculating I'm high to spend I. I think that the satellite they have their own control. That's a thing for somebody. I'M GONNA say it wasn't Lorne somebody else in that show whether it was other people group or whatever I just think they become so you know you so aware of your Gravitas. After a while that is suddenly you know this this challenge everybody this question on. Take Care Gyco gotTA break. We'll come back but my bigger overarching question is is if Shane was this going on and making racial slurs with no destination or punch line or whatever and SNL is the best of the best sketch improv comedy right drew the bath following. Where's the comedy like why why we plucking this guy. This there was there was some I've heard that own answer. I WANNA I WANNA I haven't curious if he does a bunch of funny characters or a one man show that was Colorado after I will tell you I about Gyco. 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Exciting Spy Films w/ Tiff Stevenson

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Exciting Spy Films w/ Tiff Stevenson

"These poker's contains strong language adult themes from the outset Hello and thanks for listening to this special lockdown episode of because you watched the podcast that comes up with brand new ideas. Tv shows and movies. My Name's Rory and I'm a producer. It's my job to identify an under-exploited video-on-demand category and gather some creative people to brainstorm some ideas all recorded remotely from the relative comfort of our own homes. This episodes pitches include a geriatric spied. You owe settling an old feud in Florida Bingo Hall. Our prestigious school is infiltrated by an undercover agent with a sasquatch secret and game review tumbles into government conspiracy via the medium of Ping. Pong balls joining me. For this brainstorming session is writer and Comedian Joan Gracie hello actor writer and comedian. Tiff Stevenson ally and comic actor and writer. Mark Davison for you this episode. Your category was exciting spy films. Which is a real category on net flex but before we create some new entries for this category. Let's look at what already exists within it. Exciting spy films has thirteen titles within it at time of recording including your home what to watch which was kingsman. The Secret Service. What did everyone cove kingsman? The Secret Service. Sorry I just I'm just GONNA say straight out. It opens brilliantly with dire straits and ends on a completely bum note. I mean what does everyone else that that is a phenomenal. Roundup is nothing else. I just I enjoyed it so much. In the end of the film was so shockingly like kind of miss the point Dob No. I was like I watched it with my the half. We both grown out loud when Athens sociable. Explain what it is is the very end of the film as a Swedish princess. Who SAYS HE KISSED AT TOWER SINCE CHARACTER? She says I'll give you a kiss issues. Are you about site the well? He says yes and she was in the wild. I'll give you I'll do anal and so on the nose and she didn't even say I'll let you inside. I would palace some of like having better hint of a and then I guess they will go with averted by having hasn't but I still feel like it didn't. It didn't survives it if she if the final scene walls and also showed a short harass let literally with subtle thing ever seen at so. I I feel like if the I know had been. If she said we'll do I know I think a funny payoff would have been him coming back in and her appearing with the strap know something versions so if anyone is wondering what kingsman secret service is and that has display description is a juvenile delinquent is recruited into a top secret British spy agency by Stylish Mentor who trains him in the skills of tradecraft. No mention of anal in that description doesn't say what skills you trying to say. Well it still rated fresh. On rotten tomatoes it's rates it's seventy four percent and the audience score is eighty four percents however there were a good number of reviews which mentioned misogyny and that's on the user and the critic side But again like the average school was eighty four percent of the audience so overwhelmingly positive but as always the funnier reviews all the negative ones. So I'm going to read a few of those out. We have this review from someone with no name which is three stars which says it's a bit confused it says it's a great action comedy. Typical purchase style but with a brand new way hilarious but kind of boring so I'm not sure if he knows where he falls on that one he did. Yeah that's right down the middle. I think we've got one which is not even a one star. We've got one review here. Which is a half star which just says my brother thinks that it's good so it's bad. Am I the only one of the three of us you absolutely loved? It was amazing. I I enjoyed it but it was absolutely mental. It was not in a good way. I'd say I think I think it did some really interesting stuff in some really interesting subversions but it was having too much fun Jack in itself as well I think I think for the purposes of the genre that it's within for our episode. All it needs to be is exciting as the category is exciting spy movies. Do we think the very least was an exciting spy movie. Yeah Yeah so if that was an exciting spy movie maybe even two exciting all you have to do is come up with a spy movie of your own which is even better and maybe even more exciting. You think we can do that. Yeah is it easy right? Let's start with John's idea. John what is your idea for an exciting spy. Movie right okay. Semi is called keeping the family I think to fully convey how it got to this point identity to part the Komo and show you a couple of days so my first flu was real familiar with the film spy kids right. Of course yeah. I haven't seen it but I'm familiar with the concept so I was thinking right won't make spike. It's more exciting. How spy adults right? That's the idea. What if only the adults also in the films Vodka House Looking Be The the kids find out that whole family spies in. It's kind of like joining a become spas with them. If the parents with the normal ones and everyone else in the family of spies but yet title is keeping it in the family and a the the central couple mocking Serapis in the middle aged married. Couple they The like they think the cool ones in the family. I've got two kids. Thomas Sally who will like a sixteen and eighteen leaving school soon going off to college in sunset in America on the grandparents Don Richards and Malkin. Sarah parents just think that everyone else in the family's really boring that just like they've got these marketing jobs. I think they'd go this. Cool Life Kids. Just having the SEM very like they. They go to school. They have this summer jobs. That no trouble until that this living this life completely normal life. That is until the go on holiday to Florida with the parents with Mark's parents don in Richard the guts. This'll Florida holiday and own the holiday they discover that everyone else in their family including the dog is all a CIA spies and they get caught up in this massive Kepa and end up having to connect to that family and You know go through. Go through all the like spy movie bates as they as the Toronto foil a terrorist plot down in Florida and the thing I should mention is the grandparent's are absolute psycho bets. So don enrichment have absolutely like they. They met training for the CIA but complete psychopaths. That so the only reason I haven't gotten Involved so far is simply because I didn't have a use for them. The silent torment because they needed some kids to like what the they need to. What a friend The like the school friend of target. They needed so they go silent. Tillman also good for like fitting in Evanston stuff. Yeah exactly so it's about Donald Mall concern realizing literally everyone else in the family spies and essentially kind of the family bonding in this kind of slightly psychopathic slightly a dysfunctional way in order to finish his final mission. So I've got a few questions first of all. Can you describe the scene to me? Where all this when the cat is out of the bag because you say they going on a holiday to Florida. What is the scene? Where Market Sarah Peterson? Discover that their entire extended family are spies so I think that the target the target of the grandparents done enriching oeste. This is a target that they missed when they were in Enrich cold will spies Up in the in the seventies and eighties at in terms of the adulthood and his set. Monday late sixties now and they missed this big target in the eighties And then own this holiday. This target comes back up the same since they've got a chance to kind of really like right. This wrong happen ages ago and so I think there is a reason lady. Malkin Sarah on board to to to reach this person. Have you have you thought about whether they're male or female? Firstly I think female right okay. And they've got a similar age. The grandparents obviously I think so like six is an old rivalry right. Yeah possibly an old spy who's gone on the cover for like thirty years and has just showed that showed the head back right. Maybe someone that runs a Bingo Hall or something. Great well is in Florida perfect cover. Yeah Yeah Yeah. So they got some laundering. Some dirty money through the year for the balls Bingo Hall through the Bulls Eye is going to now but I find that interesting. You mentioned Isaak because Mark and Sarah the parents I have them cost is Jason Bateman and Julie. Bowen. Who is the mum for modern family because of white cookie cutter middle class suburban parents grandparents grandparents my dream costing Jane Fonda? Dustin Hoffman. This past I look him up. They're both eighty two. Can you believe that eighty two amazing? They look amazing. They look amazing. Hasn't Hoffman's career sort of gone off the rails a little bit with some post me too stuff? That's come we could. We could maybe get a digital Hoffman. I'M GONNA to recreate him from the ground up with none of the problematic. Basically create a Husk of the hall with you Ageing Machine. Can you dig them as well? As long as he as long as he doesn't do in a new gag at the end of the fun immovable on this is about sex jokes breath. The one thing we didn't want to happen is the film. You guys have you have you. Have you got that guy? I'm I'm writing this down Dustin Tonight John Looks Dustin Hoffman and says I guess Agean that's the line that's a line directly from James Bond. We can call it in reference. She gets she guys. I guess Christmas only comes twice a year and then she gets a strap on Fox doesn't often because it's Christmas and middle name is Christmas or whatever I mean thought about as much as the jobs Bhandara is this shoehorning too much into how about if the The aging that the grandparents and psychotic grandparents it he realized that their arch nemesis more years ago is actually a decent person and that the real villains are the parents so they have to mark with former art children. No not would. Yeah yes yeah. Stop beating around the Bush mark. Yes yes we're not grandmothers spy. Turn on the grandfather spy and she's actually been a double agent the whole time. Yeah yeah that is good. You've got that scene like Mr and Mrs Smith when they're in the kitchen pointing guns at each other but it's the to appease yeah. I think there's a lot of humidity derived from the old people are like super bad us in this. I mean I'm going to open this out to the real quick this big target. We know that probably Russian spy. But obviously they're running a Bingo Hall in Florida. They cover could be anything. What are they going by? What is their name can we? Can we use like a really on the news like kind of nightmare? Lucky the bond films I have like Pussy Galore and I D- I didn't I did this once a mock the week of like a few lines to spy film as I hope. Yeah obviously Pussy Galore codename. Marie name is fanny everywhere. I just have some really on the nose like a shock. So she's she's gotta be Ivanka. All of Ivana Ivonne. It isn't story about x. About Cooler. She's just doing Bingo with. I think we want to say in where there's like a bomb or something and the bomb is triggered by a number in the Bingo or something. So there's loads of tension as this. Bingo game is going on. And it's not the bomb could go at the Europeans fighting. I vanish eggs about so. I think you want us somewhere else. Maybe in a managerial position. So she's back back back somewhat. Okay well that's keeping it in the family which is absolutely cracking idea. John. I'm absolutely fascinated to see how tough it hello again just interrupting for a second to let you know that you can follow us on instagram twitter and facebook by searching for you watched pot where you'll find additional content podcasts news and exciting updates on my quest the next big thing. That's you watched called on Instagram. Twitter and facebook. So drop me a tweet a facebook post or A. DM anything goes just. Let me know what you think of our slate. So far and also let me know your ideas. I might even bring them up on the show next stop. Let's have tiffs idea tiff. What is your idea for an exciting spy? Fill my film school Sassy scorch time. Sassy Sassy Squat. Okay sprouts squash. Yeah with Sassy upon brewery is F. A. S. S. Y. S. Q. U. I T. C. H. Sassy scorch why. This is so hard for you guys. We haven't even pitched the film yet. So right Sassy scorch Do you want me to explain. You want me to the elevator pitch a sasquatch undercover. Fbi operative has to blend in as a teenage girl in a bid to uncover an admission scandal in a Californian highschool like it ripped from the headlines. Yes we have. The headlines is a spy film. But it's also a teen Ron. Calm about. Learning to love your interviewee nice so is working on various levels. So there's a lot going on at. I want to tell you about my lead character. Several SASQUATCH RIGHT BECAUSE NAME. That's her undercover name. Her actual name Promo real new federal. How many coaches dino? Probably no one would even be able to connect the dots. I'm literally just undercover roles. You tend to change your no. No not in this. This is super expectations. Thinking I'll take I'll take questions in a minute. San Francisco The San Francisco. She's a double fish albacore. Firstly is the only woman on the team secondly she's a fucking sasquatch and then the other characters all renegade right now he's the head of the CIA. His name reflects his job. Es The rain the renegades in wrestling does tells it won the two renegade rates them in There's love interests which is a human male character. We're not going to bother given a name to Shami Shami. Axel who is a Sipe Star? Who's very stupid and annoying. Daughter has somehow made it into a high-grade prep school. We don't know how I mean. That's the film's go drive. The plot. She yeah she's a lot which is Chamisa annoying door. She's a lot she's a lot. Shami's door so those are my those are my sort of five main characters. So what what is the? What is the first scene where Sarah Sasquatch right where Sarah Squash enters the school? Is that like a makeover scene. Where they you know when it's a spy movie and they go undercover. They get a Brunette. What is the makeover process for? Sarah says Oh yes. Of course I WANNA come. This is a high school one com as well so there has to be. There has to be make oversee. But that's GonNa come later on like because that needs to be from her friends that she makes it school with her at home like she lives in a normal house but she behaves like a sasquatch in the she goes out so she doesn't live in the mountain. No no no. She lives in a normal house. All SASQUATCH's live in the mountains. John God cannot believe or. Don't don't Ohio the Hendersons never seen we haven't seen in the end. Was his face shouts of the monster. And it's really sad. We're going to get more than that so she no. She lives in a hat like because she's I mean how does she live in the mountains if she's a working FBI community? Yeah so normally. She looks like what I'll get into who we're GONNA have for the Ro. I'm GONNA play Shami. I'M GONNA play Shami Axa locks. That's I was born for that role. I think we can get some big scorch and I feel like Shelley's their own could nail it. Oh it sort of needs an Oscar. Winners blend of vulnerability in quiet rage coup. So she must be a ages. Saw Irrelevant because I've faced will be covered with hair. The body has to be bagging. Oh yeah sure. Yeah I mean. We want to be a SASH SASH. Scorch leverage so we. We need some things to work with. I'm saying so. I feel like she lives in a normal house. She behaves Casaus squash so she literally guy into a garden and like Rick's Caroline bringing. She's a my bitch. Shelley's thrown in monster cavs. Yeah yeah more monster than I don't know name another one of her films so renegade Raina would naturally be CA- J. K. Simmons or Jerry. You know that would be the natural choice to that role but I want to think outside the box Rob Schneider on while I can imagine that. So far Oscar with JK civic nine. Let's roll. He's probably busy. Love interest like channing. Tatum so like a bath hall. But sort of makes you want to fall asleep. Channing yeah yeah it makes someone on his. He's a deep bowl of porridge of a man. Like he would make you WANNA fall asleep. Oh I think he'd have a total look nothing wrong with the depot lapore especially when it's time to be. I think you'd be really engaging really really thinking can care about you. He's he's touched you in a way that none of us expected but he has a heart of gold. That's why it's the love insurance channing. If you're listening I think you're great. I did. I did audition for magic. Might the musical didn't get it so fuck changed my mind? Yeah and the other one. She's a lot. I was thinking Julia Garner from Ozark because I like the WHO plays plays rousselot more. Y'All y'all deviate from the plan. A fucking cut you with the dull blade so so you'll playing her. Mother is that right. I'm playing her. Mother are willing to magic since I know. I think I'm just GonNa Stray Leeann school. I Yeah I don't want it to make too much sense. Danger that two accidents Rob Schneider GonNa have what should why should he waste out? Some kind of like borderline racist access. Nothing going to go for. Schneider do you know what I think? I think I'll meet him. Jordy action the idea of not gonna be able to do until the X. I think all of you are underestimating. This was a CIA FBI. It's FBI national and International Jordi in position of authority. Yeah let's get. Let's get Schneider because then we can have stuff like you've got a give me a badge in your gone right now. I'll tell you what I'll tell you. I'm good a prop a fire. Yeah not seeing does happen in the movie. Tiff and Sarah Sasquatch goes too far and he takes a gun and a badge. Wha What is the scene where Sarah Sasquatch goes too far? Can you describe that What does she do? How can she go to open the floor as well if it was going to? Crockett is our students. And what the fuck. This story is why she doing so ruined doing a school issue school. She's she's at school because running squash right. Yeah but she's having to go undercover as a teenage sasquatch. Okay so okay so that lies being disguised. Why that why question that's skirt why because because there's an this mission scandal so she's got in there and fight she's going undercover. She's trying to get into the record. She's GonNa try and get into their head teach office just getting to know. She's a lot seeing like if you know she may be was admitted justly and this this is the FBI and the CIA. Yeah John Who's to say who's to say the corruption doesn't go all the way to the top and and what it turns out what she's investigating initially snowballs. And then it becomes very exciting and very rob Schneider's behind it all basically we won't we won't we won't show me access to get their comeuppance and in real life. They got community service and jail terms. That actually very exciting is it so we need something now that more no we want to explosions fired into space. And for a sequel space scorch. Yeah Yeah Space Scorch. What was the name of the Russian dog they sent him to say? Yeah like yeah slowly this like her bitch tagline seconds. Second Pitching spacier. Yes yes I feel like. This is probably a thing you can probably get franchise potential franchise. Potential is actually holding up the cinematic world. Exactly process squash averse. Yeah Okay and lastly we have mark mark. What is your idea for? An exciting spy is working. Title is paying g and the elevator line is I guess if David Lynch directed the conversation in twenty twenty so this is more surreal conspiracy thriller rather than a Spice Story. It does have elements of spying in it. Okay so the central character is a games reviewer. Okay they live alone. They have an on off girlfriend partner if the lead character's female grabs but they live alone strange person. A new gain gets pushed through the letterbox with no markings or anything to show who sent it. And the carrots justice seems to review it so they put it in the game's console and start playing here and it's just a fairly aimless virtual trek through London streets near to live with the only discernible point being to collect orange ping pong balls so they wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Because I've had a dream that someone's rung the doorbell. They've opened the door and it's a man standing there in shadowy clothing and he's just go orange ping pong balls for is his quite terrifying so they wake up in a cold sweat. They go to the bathroom. I opened the bathroom cabinet. And it's full of Orange Ping Pong balls so they're starting to get really seriously freaked out so they go back to the game. They put it on a game and they. They realized that it's definitely all the streets around where they live. And the game is definitely about them and in the game their partner has been kidnapped so the film is kind of all going mad or do. I have to play the game to rescue their partner. Do they have to leave the flat? And go out into the outside world. Hell's going on Banda snatch in inbounder snatch the apart from the interactive element plus is kind of the video game. He's making starts to kind of intrude on his real life in certain ways although again. That's not and I repeat does not have someone with orange. Pink fumbles FIS. What is the significance of the Orange Ping Pong Ball? That is very much up for grabs mcnutt. If much like good art no one knows what the Hell. It means into dictation fascinated. You've already mentioned a certain amount of escalation like ping pong balls in the cupboard. Does the spooky dream of with Ping Pong Ball is? This is obviously exciting spy movies and it's already quite exciting. But how does that ramp up? Like what's the finale of this movie like? What's the extreme level when the world's collide a massive laser war with zoo house worried one question mark and I just want to know what point the anal sex joke is GONNA is GonNa be important live joining? Get it done early. Maybe it's then let kingsman already closely move. That kingsman did well. Maybe finds out that the ping pong balls are actually anal beads. Stuff them into a giant kind of divine powerful Amos. Great like harketting giant hamster cheeks. But it's cheeks not from cheeks. Well they right in the middle of this highly disturbing and deeply psychological movie. There could be a scene where he needs to hide over pingpong balls when someone comes over turnouts of room anywhere else out puts them up his house and he won't sit on them real hard. Some of that great kingsman accommodate tonight. So yeah. I'm I'm thinking if the lead is male Ben wishful would do good line. Drag old world is against me but there is a comic element is not now now comedy but it needs a comic touch and if the lead is female one of my favorite has is Michaela Cole who I doesn't really nice line in a similar similar thing that the world is confusing. I'm going to battle on regardless so the ending. We have sort of build up of tension any other supporting characters like a saying. Does someone come over as people were concerned about him or as part of the whole movie the fact that he's kind of isolated. I wouldn't I what I could play. I mean that's that's what. I was angling at tips semi private messages. This all time going boring. I think he the beneficial to have posters of of you to flat `self but you'll self in the game is different to yourself in real life and then on the day will have DVD extras where yourself in real real. Life is even different game. So the Eddie one that buys the disk and what is it is sort of starts to experience the film. Can I be it? I don't WANNA BE DOUBLE-AGENT. I want to be a triple agent. So there's I mean you're working for the game or against the game. I'm working for the game against the game but four okay. Can you imagine that if Ben Wishaw in real life? Let's not forget has posters up. That's it would be a twist that if you are indeed an agent who's working for or against or for or against the government or whoever is doing the game that one of the posters isn't opposed to retool and they just put a window in one of the worst. You're watching just having the experiment the whole time. Yeah an honest man and he would be. He thinks it's just a Harry Potter picture. This a is like it's amazing. The icefall rather I just also just wonder if there's room for maybe like a wise cracking sasquatch. Bring her into other franchises. Yeah there's definitely Julia posted for Sassy. Scorch awesome coach to space. Coach is school time to close around this time the clothes back in because she's in a spacesuit spicy. I love the idea that this is a scorch an Arctic Universe. And and it could. It could happen in any. It could happen in any movie so you won't see any movie a Saas cultural pop and you're like Oh all right. This is necessarily Aussie. You accept that. There's only one character that is shared between them. It would be like the fighting chicken from gardener. Yes POPs up at random in kicks shit everyone for a whole episode. We could do baby squashes while baby squad. That would be so cute. That would make me. How many movies into the Scu do we deploy baby squash? Because I feel like that's a real like okay. We're losing we're losing a four or five when we're running really low and ideas. I mean this is only movie three. But Maybe Ping is the one. Maybe we finally deploy baby sasquatch. What was thinking is like if this is a world where he's potentially losing his mind makes perfect sense for these other franchises to come in. Because who knows what's real anymore. Maybe he's just watched sasquatch so when he goes to sleep or goes into the game world. That's what he sees because he's dreaming about conspiracy theory forties still images from. Sassy Scotch and red pen. That says is he got arrows. King linking grandparents to the SASQUATCH yet. Yes he's like circle noses like same knows okay so. Those are our three ideas for an exciting spy movie. Let's just recap the more real quick before we decide what best it's the category I stopped. We have Jones idea which is keeping it in the family very much like spy kids but with adults. The central couple is mark and Sara Petersen. They think that they're the ones in the family. But little do they know that their children Tom and sally which attains and their parents Diana and Richard I actually awesome super spies. They find this going on a holiday to Florida where they uncover that. Ivana shrugs about some of the grandparents running a big hole for some talking only give those chips in Luby's purposes. We don't quite know it could be drugs. It could be money. It could be anything but all we know is that. There's GONNA be some spy escapades as mark and Sarah dragged into the family business and all hell breaks loose next. We HAVE TIPS IDEA. Sassy squash which is a normal about a normal suburban Sasquatch who works undercover at the FBI and must go undercover as a teen girl to investigate an admission scandal. I'd say prestigious school. No Sony. Is She the only woman on the team? She's also a sasquatch and she must appease her boss Renegade Raina played by Rob Schneider who's always raining renegades and he bloody loves it eventually? Everything gets out lease mansion. He's judy very importantly Jordi ask. We're getting a bit of that diversity. In there everything gets out of hand eventually. Someone shot into space. It's unclear however what it does. Guest channing tatum that happens in the first one which sets up for the Sequel Space Scotch. That's the idea Sassy spot. And finally we have Mark Idea Ping which is about a character who is a paranoid conspiracy theorists and also a game receives a game in the Post and decides that it's his job to review it. The game is set in a realistic London near where he lives this ping pong balls everywhere which starts to show up in life. But what do they mean literally? Nobody knows government conspiracy or not. We don't know but most importantly tip is in the movie. Maybe the government agent maybe is a double agent. Maybe it's a triple agent. But she's playing a post herself. Who's observing the experiment in some way? This and all the ideas featured in today's episode are part of the SEC. You the soccer but thankfully because paying is a psychological thriller we're free to detach reattach it however you want. It's really all up to interpretation so those are our three ideas. But which do we think? Best fits the category of an exciting spy. Movie Best Fits. The category is John's idea. But I feel that I'm depriving the world of Sasquatch if one counts can I can I go with my heart and ignore an ignore what was supposed to be doing and sausage my support. That's built on love mark. You can whatever your heart tells. Then yes Sir Jonah really like your idea and I think I wanNA Shag. Salat is already in a multiple character. But I've only about you need to make sure character grabs catchphrase. That's a catchphrase. Yeah which idea do you think? Best fits the category of exciting spy. Movie I mean like again. The family one fits the category by you know. I just feel like if I vote for Sassy. Scorch we can then put that within the universe. Hey tiff just quick spoiled. Yeah I'm definitely possesses. Well the great thing is is that as Sussex scorched sets up the U. There's potential that all the rest of the ideas can shoot me honestly. We're just opening the door for all these great ideas coaches which is the case is not as about it. Well then it sounds like it's a runaway success. Sassy scorch is our winner. The second so welcome protesting this episode of because he watched featured John Gracie tiff Stevenson mark. Davidson and me rory banks. It was produced by Joe Grace and mottes intricate.

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #51: This Week in Rob & Akiva

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #51: This Week in Rob & Akiva

"The in every week Kiva need yeah. That's right Robin. Akiva need a podcast episode number fifty fifty one storm episode fifty one and boy. Have we got a great one for you today because coming off the heels of talking talking about Rob Schneider Schneider and Colleen Haskell in the animal we are back once again to talk about everything that's going on with if my co host and Co founder of Robin Akiva need a podcast who I a podcast with every single week not just in the last asked week of September every single year years the Great Akiva Winokur Kitahara you listen to the theme song I think he says every weekend better attack. No no you don't think so. What are you doing best stuff? No it's every talk show. I was just listening over this yeah. I think he's wrong. I think ISA's better attack. We're not playing it again. Everybody knows now. Did He. Say Robin Akiva comcast. I think that that is a question worth debating but now every every weekend we're recording a couple of days early. We're releasing on the weekend yeah whatever happened the should we play the remix. I mean people the the most feedback we got from last week's episode was that do not touch the altro. which is the perfect strangers altro? I was so does the perfect strangers theme Song Xavier Perfect Strangers the opening theme song has words clothing is Lord of like a Like Electric Guitar version of the some say tinny and yeah but people like that. I didn't realize I guess there's really no room for the the robina comcast remix right now okay all right. Maybe there was like an instrumental -Cremento version. Maybe if our good friend craigslist Carl might be able to make a remastered instrumental Altro to Rob Nikki you need to podcast That's a good idea work on the episode hundred okay all right Kiva last time on Robben Akiva need a podcast you I I watch the animal and suffered through that then we talked about it we had a jam packed mailbag we heard submissions from people's parents and then and we spun the wheel and the wheel came up with a coin flip you one was a half or what was the other thing on the coins some sort of Harper trumpet the Harp Yeah and you one and you could have picked anything anything off the wheel and so a Kiva you made us wait on pins and needles before ultimately announcing where we're going to do here today. What is today's podcast all about yeah well first of all we didn't really have any choices because because behind the scenes like row recording a couple of days after the last one very soon after the last one came out so a lot of the current things on the wheel have a big audience participation the patient element we just couldn't you couldn't really lock that in with forty eighth? I mean two hours notice so we went up and down the wheel and we found one thing that I'm hearing a lot of we the Royal Way yes okay. Why I mean listen? You could have been involved in this. Yes I send you an email sandwich pick and you said I don't know I said Cameo casts. No I asked you on the podcast what should pick because they send you an email with four choices and you're like yeah whatever you didn't you didn't answer which choice Yeah Cameo cast that its own series of problems which was I didn't think we can necessarily get the cameos in time and there was no way any listeners so you said you wanted to listeners to get as cameos. There was no that was going to happen. Yeah okay so we'll get. We'll get to it and maybe even next week but yes so I figured like what if we had one of the guest hosts do all the work over the weekend and they can you know they can put the podcast together without the requiring the help of fifty different listeners okay and so in case somebody started playing the podcast and didn't read the title. What is today's podcast about? It's called Robin Akiva shoot. What's it called this Robin Akiva? It's very late I recording this at two twenty six. Am For me right now this week in this week and Robin and what does that mean rob okay so we're going to be welcoming a guest to the podcast and we're not going to discuss whether or not we should have a guest and he's already here and we're going going to be bringing in the man who is the inventor of the this week in survivor history quiz to play a around today day of this week in rob and Akiva history. Please welcome the host of the this week in survivor history quiz quiz the great Mr Jordan K. Lash wow what a week for Jordan Kayla Ish. I know glad that glad to be here on the comcast. I've been listening. I've listened to fifty and a half of the Aria episodes. I still have the rest of last weeks to get to but a very excited to be here. I have a lot of great trivia questions so you guys Jordan. There's been fifty episodes. You're saying you've listened to fifty and a half episodes. I've listened to it wasn't that was there was one where we had the CY. We're going to do at the live show. Wheel number was like forty one a listen to fifty and he's he's. He didn't know he was right but I think they're usually coaches wrong. It's an accident there was also to episodes that we made before we actually came up with Robin and Kevin need a podcast. That's Canon or or not yeah. Those are the prequels yeah okay so Jordan. Kayla is here to also promote that he's going to be back on the survivor podcast. This season on John Rob has a podcast where he will be basically. We're trying out something new. We're bullpen the wiggle room. This season Akiva aware Wigley is gonNA come out. Throw an inning or two with Casey Kasem in the wand off and then Kahlil is coming out at our long man wait so you're gonNA have one five guests with Witoelar Kayla without at the same time again Wigley is going to he's our he's our opener. He's coming out wand off he's GonNa he's coming out of the bullpen. Throw in one hundred miles an hour and then we're going to then Kayla. She's gotta go. Six is kosher knuckleballer. This is this was supposed to the Bingo hormones roles. Yeah don't compare yourself. The Domingo's Nestor Cortes Stephen Target we. I don't know who is going to be now. Okay the Domingo Herrmann of podcasting Jordan okay all right all right Jordan. Can you explain what we're going to do here today. I can try so what we're going to do. I have a very detail notes here. I as you know I sent you a Google doc with. I believe thirty four audio clips so I have compiled based on the the episodes that you ended Akiva have done in your podcasting career this week in Robin Akiva history there were a lot of podcasts that you guys have done. There was one rene episode which was the May Twenty second one thousand nine hundred eight episode and there were six Seinfeld episodes we end up getting to five of them. Which which are the shower head the Non Fat Yogurt the Chinese restaurant and the finale so? I guess that's four K. Two there. There were six five of them. There were there were actually five and we got to force so keep us to skip one so boring answer. Well well I I. I didn't say this skip one. I said if you're running at a time because he did all this was running. He doesn't answer since you asked rob. Is that one week we happen happen to release an episode per tunes on a Sunday and Saturday so I figured the son was probably like Scott used to draw those episodes like one. Am Pacific that's really the previous this week's episode that okay we skipped a year. No Year we get we didn't do too and we we just did one in a week. Okay all right. We're represented twenty fourteen through two thousand eighteen eighteen. The only thing I did for the past was I went back and and and you know found which episodes because there were there were there were times where you and I would record no podcast. Are you coming thirty two fans or we do something else so I had to make sure that it never happened during this week turning this okay it did not and the week in question is the he last week of September every single year right correct so these days there's the twenty second through the twenty eighth. We also akitas birthday week. That's that's right. I wonder if that comes up in all five of these episodes yes and do you know what's very interesting to also Jimmy Autumn's birthday week Yeah Yeah Jenny Autumn Haley strong big birthday so the ups I said before it was the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight which actually included the the real run of the survivor. The sorry the seinfeld finale which is one of the episodes that you guys did this week and Robin Akiva all full circle very Meta Very Meta. We have a a lot of information and I like I. I think a message me on Thursday morning I saw in my when I woke up to go to work. Did you on and I can. I was like I had a very busy weekend. I was doing production on a fake survivor season which surprised surprised nobody Jordan every week rob but every time I speak to him he's working on a fake survivors these I think he has a fake job where he just feels to these. If you need Jordan Jordan manager fake survivor season is there keep it to win the invention of addiction. It's like Chester's charts. I think this point point. He's gone too far could you. Maybe like we also have to come with stakes for this game later so the stakes could be like Jordan messes up. He's banned for six months from fakes viruses. The ready messed up like twice in things that does that so. It's unlikely that I'm going to pitch a perfect game going report this but I did get a lot of help from from people in the community. I had Wolfram American Damian who Damian ex you cut the clips for me. I had Aryeh regular podcast listener Wolfram America. He called me out for questioning whether or not he listens to the show yes. Are you okay. Let's clasping Nick Fishermen Sean the Mailman Giovanni or Alana and Damian X. also listened to some of these episodes and wrote some questions for the so it was a team effort. We have fifty three questions which is much different than the seven survivor history yeah more than defenses rob fifty three questions. I told us for six hours twenty seven minutes to babysit while my wife goes the yoga so let's finish this. If all right here the way that this is GonNa work each each question is going to be worth one point. There may be a little bit of an exception to that and you'll see when we get a little bit further into the podcast but I think we should maybe be I don't know I don't think we're GONNA get all fifty three questions. I think that's GonNa take ways you long but if we cut it off when you guys are when you guys is your done other. When you guys are Die Rob Rob your one of your jobs as you decide how many questions we're gonNA? We'll get a feel for it. After all right. Maybe one of US early and sort of will have a magic number where rob I think fifty three is is a lot. Yes a lot is a lot okay all right so any other wrinkles to the game Jordan. Is there any sort of twist or is it just straight trivia know straight trivia. I there's there aren't going to be any questions where I don't read the multiple choice options that that is a rule from this week in survivor history ribbon not in this game so it's really pretty straightforward one point per question. There's going to be one round where you could potentially get two points on a question. We'll get to that when we get to that but so there is a little bit of a twist. Here's there are two categories that the questions are in categories. I have eight categories stories. There is one category that are questions about rob and only Akiva can answer that question those questions. There's also a category that's questions about Akiva and only rob can answer those questions okay now now. What should I have from you? What even so what I have from you is the extent of what I have from? You is one file called Clip thirty one. What's Nice share? Hold on let me I don't think now oh boy. I don't the only thing I have from you. Is One file called unless you have a fake name do you are you having unlike a going great suffer and you're all done. I don't know why that's okay. I'm adding you to the to the doctor do you have do you have a file. That has all the questions on Jordan I have. I have a file that has all the questions I had clips you. You only okay okay so this is you you have thirty four clicks now right so I open this or no lips thirty four clicks all the canal. I have all the clubs. Some there are some questions that don't have clips. They didn't need the clips when the way that it's GonNa work. After you answer a question that has clip I'll tell you to play the clip in the clip will reveal if you're are right or wrong. Okay just also that I feel like that this folder with the clips does it goes up to thirty four. I it starts with three. There's no seven or eight what there's no eleven or twelve year. It says wait a second. How is that maybe they're all news? Dell small uploading it's possible I am looking at clip. One through clip thirty. I opened refreshed into quick. Okay all right all right. We're good I. I think we got here. Okay all right. We ready to start. I'M READY TO START THE STAKES AKIVA sustain okay. Here's my proposal. Yes okay most recently. I lost a genie bet to Akiva when I launched the census which meant that I need to perform three husband genie wishes for my wife life that she can call in at any time yeah Akiva yeah I gotta get out double or nothing. Wife Genie wishes but nothing new six. What are you GONNA do? If you have to do something that I feel good what though you then you might have to do. Six Genie wishes I guess but three and six for me it's not can I just read some of the listeners suggestions sure then dollar lose to give each of his kids and wife and air horns that they could play until all the air is gone he also said the loser pays for the winner to take his wife at an uncharacteristically characteristically romantic in by Air Horn your kids would definitely want them expensive and romantic date it'd be funny if it was a romantic but not in as in prince could expensive like it has to be romantic but also the KFC game nine month. This is thirty me too fans sponsored by Robert's packets. I don't know what would would get if the thirty two fans for a month was sponsored by Rob podcast losers to watch the I animal again. That's fine lose us to leave the House for at least thirty minutes. Mike Bloom says that if IF I win if you if you win he says I have to go which I've previously refused to do on this history with Jordan Taylor turned down. I think four years in a row at but if so that's if you win and if I win I get to pick any guest. I want to be a guest on the show this year I I got a choice for it will not be me for a guest on on your show so you think like what would you pick if you if you one Nan wh wh- what would you pick the thing about it I mean maybe I had. Maybe you know it's for sale possibly veto power. He said also veto hammer so if you don't like so you know it could be for sale could sick shut up tim on you. Guys like you said okay well. This week is history. I Pick Sally Ali splashes friend Missy to be the guest definitely an option but veto watch survivor that was one of the issues is that she didn't watch for it. I don't know I don't know what TV shows missy watches definitely not survivor. I don't think I don't think Sally's splash being called splash around. Okay I think I think that's good. What do you think about that we could do or we can do? We can do your idea. We could do. Both whatever you want okay I want to do. Both we have double stakes sakes. I'm not losing today so whether you WanNa come on a much better memory than me and I have the three to forty disadvantage you also got sent the clips you might never cheated on any of these. I know you wouldn't but but your sound very detto double bets double bats so so what are the benefits all right. If you lose your you do not do any of you win you do not have to any wife Jeannie stakes but if you lose up to six wife Jeannie tasks and and then and also if you win the wife going to be so mad come downstairs time. Guess what I'm out. I'm out and I in a trivia contest. I don't have to do any wishes for you. Why if you were really not like you yeah now as opposed so now when she really really doesn't like I'm an per mike bloom? If I win I have to if you have to go on on twitch with Jordan cages appointees. He's pointing me off on you to me. That's the biggest prize I think I think a lot of Israeli win yeah and if I win I get to it could be missy could be shut up. Tim Rob does have veto power but you know within reason you can't be like like no don't pick Domingo Herrmann no domingo her mind. I mean Mitch Guard sauce if he's back on twitter wants the twins inevitably get swept first round of the playoffs in three games he could be my guess that'll be good yeah not like Edwin India's. Do you have to watch survivor to be on this weekend. Survivor histories that if we requisite it helps it helps to watch the show okay all right let's get into we got fifty three questions to get two thousand four hundred zero. Let's what's the over under right now in questions that you think we'll get to ten eighteen okay okay. Let's say Okay so rob. The categories like I said our Jordan Kayla is is is not known for his quick hosting work no definitely not but my my thorough hosting works sometimes. It's better to be thorough than quick rob. They'll know that yeah so here are the categories that you could choose from. We have rob questions. We Have Akiva questions only choose rob only rob could use AKIVA we have the episode of May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight we have Seinfeld the shower head Seinfeld the nonfat yogurt Chinese restaurant the seinfeld finale and I can't believe just chester now all it is all stick with things about chester just questions yeah and there are different. Ah Mounts of questions on each of these categories. If you finish a category I'll close it out and you won't be able to go back and forth like jeopardy. I don't don't know what do you think I was going to go back and forth category that I can't answer the questions I still have to go back and forth right. I think we should go forth that was that's how I planned it are we can we each win points on any question or no. It's like Rob's question or Akiva question. No you could win. If you correct answer you get a point if you are there multiple choice for all of these none of these every single one is multiple choice choice fifty three multiple choice questions like like a biology teacher. I I have a print it out. It looks like it's the sat okay Chester. Take it this weekend yes and rubbed a better than me actually Chester I've live forget Bill Simmons and cousin Sal you play along and you tell us if you beat a bob or Akiva That's a good one yeah play along. Everyone can play along Johnny Diesel. There is GonNa grow Chester unstrapped do if he ends up losing US come back on social media. He's Social Media Terry and knowing all the groups where it's like you you ask a question chesser comes in with chart. They've been very inaccurate all right so I think it should be back and forth on the okay. That's how I planned it originally so oh who who wants to go I it doesn't really matter I okay I keep choose a category from the ones that I gave you choose a category. I'm I'M GONNA say May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight episode okay their nap episode and you could choose a number from one through nine. You just just pick numbers if the random order so you know what's been yes good good job order. The questions get harder. Is it like two hundred hundred four hundred six hundred eight hundred no not at all okay. Yes then just going order Jordan okay so I'm GonNa go in order. It's completely random based on what category you pick so question number one what what slashed who does rob sarcastically say isn't self-referential enough on the episode. Is it a recap be. ESPN see Dan and the war dog to silva or d the ringer so this is one of the non audio questions. This is an audio question the the audio audio's was acquired clips are all answers. How do you like this okay now? That makes sense. I'm gonNA say the ringer because we talk about the episode five right we that's all we talked about the first few we out so a d the Ringer Rob Blake play clip number four okay. I feel like the one bad thing thing about the the ringer they don't talk enough about the ringer on social media and self-referential. I wonder works. There's a big star. Everyone wants to know more about like. I need to know more about what people are eating for lunch and everything that's going on officers. I wish they would do more of that yeah. Why is it so Akiva you get a good start? You did use this. I feel like you still talk a lot about Roger Sherman. I use them as an example if people don't care but then we re tweeted me this week so he now he's good okay all right rob you get to choose the the next question why don't we just stick with the instead had a balancing around APPs or yeah. Does that make sense Akiva. Yeah that's fine with me. Okay okay so let's do. Let's do like four Renault questions and then we'll switch or ORAPA. We'll get into question then we'll switch categories after that okay so this is number two what idea came up on the wheel at the end of the May twenty second one thousand nine hundred nap episode was in the wife swap quiz be your tweets trash see top tenor trash de Leprechaun so what came up on the wheel. What was the following following episode? The answer is a wife swap quiz final answer. You are correct. This one doesn't have a clip so you you got a point there. Yes the wife Sean Quiz came after the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety that whole question was what is episode six as opposed like remembering something from a year ago Okay Yeah so rob. I guess you get to choose the category now. Okay let's go to what's the furthest back one that you have the first of this back. We have actually episodes we have. I should've shower head to Nonfat yogurt Chinese restaurant. I guess Chinese restaurants restaurants the first one to Chinese restaurants so we're going to do two questions now from the Chinese for twenty fourteen eighteen. Yes okay at this game for Awhile Rob Yeah. This is our sixth birthday. Week of podcasting alright are alright so this question is for Akiva Akiva. How much money did Akiva what this is? This is poorly early word question as as stay in the pockets okay. How much money did a Kiva think you think someone would have to pay rob to stick his face in somebody soup and and blow is it a one hundred dollars be five thousand dollars see a million dollars d? He said rob never do it. I I mean I know which the numbers I use in. One of them is always a million so I'm going to say million okay. Let's go to clip number twenty nine for the for the answer. Okay seen from the Chinese restaurant restaurant. Here's what Akiva said. How much money would you need to seek? My face is somebody's soup and blow. I'd say probably at least I at least two hundred. I think you really what you would do it for. You would consider doing that. I the five thousand five thousand no I think you're being you're being too precious. Akiva a fat for a thousand dollars. You'RE GONNA over to somebody soup and blow in their soup. I mean who's the person are. They going to beat me up. Also how hot is the soup because it I I you know I wouldn't want to take scalding face burns for or two hundred dollars but you're gonNA give me two hundred dollars cash still do that practice. Is this you now or is this your in two thousand fourteen. I can't you can't tell me this tell yeah castle and sounds like it's awesome. Correct on Jan was was be five thousand that sound good podcast Akiva that talking about the Seinfeld podcasts that people will then begin to go back and re listen the the renowned stands realized that there is a whole back catalogue. I think you should one hundred eighty plus Robin Akiva episodes that are waiting for them to bench. Netflix should buy those does Netflix should purchase those who is really big into the other Seinfeld podcast. They had a documentary with them. I feel Netflix. We're there guys where I mean. What would it cost to buy us out on the Seinfeld Post Show Recap Archive? I mean if the flights offered one hundred dollars at the end of the day. I don't know why we think the soup right. I don't know why we are. They gonNA hosted for us. I think we'd pay them probably yeah it's just put it on the platform. We don't even care we would we would literally probably pay them if they and even the slightest bit of promotion okay all right so it's what one to one now. It's my question your question same category so what was is the Hashtag for this episode was at a Hashtag scrumptious be Hashtag Cartwright see Hashtag Seinfeld Four D. Hashtag. Rip Shea Stadium why would they have rip's Shea Stadium in a twenty fourteen Seinfeld podcast ask. I'll say it was scrumptious. Say you know what it is Makita. I think it's car right. I remember getting tweets after car right. I think we like up there. Hashtag Game Okay Yeah. It seems like that it's very on the nose for car car right. What's your clip number thirty one okay clip number thirty one in honor of Mike Piazza who closed out Shea stadium keeping the Hashtag for this episode? I think I think cartwright yeah. I think that's what I was gonNA say to car. Right is the Hash so basic so basic so on the nose I I remember getting couple tweets. We gotta get better hashtags than that. Not Proud not proud. We don't do tags on this show. We bring it back. We bring back saying we could do a Paul. We could do a poll for next last week Okay I. I you know we also need rob. Someone like I'd say a every technical third episode. I said we're going to do a poll but then by the time the episode comes out I don't WanNa do it right away because spoilers whatever and then I forget so I need a poll reminder whole reminder reminder seeking Paul Reminder for Renee okay. We're four questions chains in forty nine more to go. It's a one a one one game. We're all tied up so let's go with. I think I'm GONNA choose the categories for now I. I let you guys do it for the first two. It's it's worked out well but I'm going to change it up for whatever reason okay so this this this round. I'm going to have rob answer. A question about Akiva and Akiva will answer a question about rob so Akiva. You'RE GONNA get the first question it's this is one of my rob questions. I'M GONNA go with with this one. What was what was unknowingly a preview for the baby naming pod sorry in knowing shot in what was unknowingly England a preview for the baby naming podcast? What did rob say would be a good girl's name was it a Slovenia G Stonier see Latvia Jeroen Rohan? It's not row in. That'd be insane if it was rowing everybody there yeah I have no idea I don't remember this at all. I guess I'm GonNa say Slovenia now. Play Clip Clip number twelve. That is a beautiful name back so I like the country Slovene why I like Slovenia. I've never been there but I feel like that's a good name for a girl Slovenia. Yeah that's well that happens to be where Milan trump is from Slovenia yeah okay that'd be a good backup name. Wow kief really standing Malania back in two thousand fourteen that editor. That's the back story. I mean country. She's from that's not a backstory. It's like that's the one thing you knew Slovenia early like they had a guy. The Guy Likes Lot go. They had a soccer player who was like their best player. WHO's first and last name we're with Z's? That's why I remember wow yeah yeah Keefe two thousand fourteen. Keep a keep a good job. You've done a whole podcast with rob about the types of names that he likes consciously you. You were always always GonNa get that one right so rob. You're going to have an AKIVA question here. So this is from the renowned episode what Nineteen Ninety eight movie poster that was hung up by the Long Island Railroad. Did AKIVA contemplate stealing a Godzilla be titanic see Bulworth D. deep impact. I just told the story again. It might have been in real life though I don't remember the difference in Real Life Path here choices against which ninety eight movie was hung up by the Long Island railroad and keep it a wanted to steal it a Godzilla be titanic see Bulworth impact. I'm going to say it was Bulworth. Okay so let's your clip number. Two Okay Tannock wasn't even ninety-seven wasn't the Godzilla movie I remember they had a really cool rule poster. by the Long Island railroad there was like this giant poster and I always wanted. I never stole anything in my life but it was wanted to take the poster and then I start like what if like I'm sure it's going to be gone in a week or two because they're not gonna be prone to move. WHO CAN I call and ask if I could have the poster when they're done with it but I was too lazy as a kid to do that but I really wanted to take that post and put up? My Room was just like a giant Godzilla foot but I remember thinking it was so cool you famously hate Sifi. Why did you want Godzilla poster? I thought it was cool poster. I never saw the the Matthew Broderick God's ill movie was just a really cool poster knows fourteen. I don't know I thought it was cool. Yeah okay all right so it's not so I mean isn't more of an action movie than Sifi Godzilla giant Lizard yeah but it's I mean like it is science. It is fiction but it's it's more of an action movie. I think I duNNo. I Dunno Matthew Broderick. I'm really an action star is he. A SCI FI more KHUSAIBI did project x Matthew Projects and he's the Data Project X. That's a dad he was the kid in project x Matt Project. I checked X. We're talking about the party movie like a knockoff of pride. No He's like Jordan. You know what I'm talking about projects right. I have cutty Song Ottoman on the pursued. Okay nobody it's like I think there's two movie. was you different. There's two movies are project X Yeah I'm starred in Nineteen eighty-seven projects meals crappy movie but yes as punishment for a minor offence the air force assigned pilot Jimmy a Garrett Matthew Broderick to watch over group of chimpanzees used for military experiments. You know this is more of like a super bad knockoff. Project acts like a crazy house party that gets out of control okay. I can't believe you haven't seen I've never seen that. I've never heard of it. It was a big deal is a big hit. Either you have a you have a two one lead after out of two after two rounds of the game and the next story we're GONNA go to is. I can't believe it's just Chester Elkin so this this question is going to be for a Kiva what rejected question to chester submit for the shower head podcasts mailbag according to you how much which action is Uncle Leo getting what is the proper amount of baths that a man should take a year see. Have you ever snuck poppy seeds into your friends food to get them busted. The shower has too much our hold on my both know the answer the question so this is a question that was submitted by Chester Ester that Akiva set on the podcast that he was not going to read he was not going to read it but he did say it on the podcasts yes so it's definitely the horny one. It's definitely Uncle Leo how much action is he getting all right. Let's hear Clip Number Twenty servicing the h word Chester rush this week. That's it. I'm here to rob. I go through with a fine tooth comb. Not every question makes it to the to the final. Okay okay got. It's a you gotta you gotTa work hard yet some question about like like how much action is Is that something to explore I I I you know I the thought of even you know I. I didn't even want to get into that Jerry. You wouldn't believe it. No I met this girl named Slovenia would be like Seinfeld subplot that he's like sleeping with trump's wife. Oh No twenty one thousand nine hundred eighty eight trump yeah ninety eight trump donald trump's wife Marla MARLA maples well. It's an early science fiction. It's like Godzilla yeah. Okay sorry but you have your correct act. You have three to one lead. You need you need you need to build a tiny gave me some bulletin board material when guaranteed a win yeah like when I like Jeremy Collin. Ellen did all right so rob this is also under. I can't believe it's just chester. This is from the seinfeld finale. What plot hold the chester notice in the finale episode? The gang is flying to Paris but it had been previously revealed that Kramer doesn't have passport be Kramer tells Jerry that nobody he comes back after the move to La despite himself coming back from L. A. and Season Four C. Mabel Show Aka the Marble Rye women testified at the finale despite Helen Seinfeld revealing feeling that she had died at del Boca Vista during the wizard episodes Dietrich Westchester actually didn't send in an email for the final episode boy. Am I getting harder questions than Akiva Kiva is. I don't think so you had a question what is episode six of this podcast yeah which is a pretty easy one to answer that was New Jersey Eh but you were very confident. I know I would've got that one wrong would chester and not have submitted finale episode Iv like he's got that so I'll say the one about the marble Rye lady okay so play clip number twenty seven okay here we go number twenty seven as Chester did point out in his email. Kramer himself did leave Los Angeles after moving out there right right yes kramer literally did this and he could not have gotten out fast enough. I mean he almost wasn't able to leave because he could have been in jail right around so maybe he understands how hard it is to leave so it's actually not a crazy thing that he's saying okay. I completely made up the Maple so yes rob you were you you were incorrect. AKIVA still has a three to one lead here and let's let's stick with Seinfeld. Let's go to the Non Fat Yogurt. These questions were written written by a by Arielle Kayla's Glasmann so we are going to go to that category here. Let me find it there. We go okay Akiva. Let's do question number. One which of these frozen yogurt places did not come up on the podcast a man and she's B. C. Yogurt Land D. T. C. B. Y. This for me. Why don't even know what Cat Seth it is be that I don't know what it is? I'm GONNA say be. That's a made a place. I think be is correct according to that according to Arielle that this is a yogurt place in in Israel so what from who wrote these questions Arielle Keilor's allege glassman reo cage glassman family history like I don't understand what was the question for. She was for you. Yes I even you do get the point. I don't even think I honestly I'm GONNA I'm GonNa rejected that point because that's an five. I'll give you another question here. I've a backup so rob brings up Susan Susan powder a well known fitness and weight loss motivator and overnight sensation from the late ninety s because Jerry says to Kramer at one point right. Let's start the insanity which rob rightly believes as a nod to powders very well known slogan. Stop the insanity something that something she has issues with which I I overeating something. She has issues with prior to starting her motivation career. He has no idea who Susan is and they start doing a deep dive on Susan. He finds out where Susan was living. According to wikipedia where does she live an earth ship in New Mexico. Be a you're in southern California see a mobile Zona de in a van down by the the river. I have no idea what just happened on that yet. But what does that even the question question where Susan powder live now where did Susan powder live can ask a follow up question sure who Susan Susan powder. What are we talking about you? Didn't you didn't know this one. You didn't know who she was. When the when Seinfeld episode aired either she's apparently a fitness and weight loss motivator? Isn't that the pressing thing Akiva that we make progress week after week on this podcast but then it fades away like you where we learn stuff week after week. Were we're destined to go back to knowing exactly the same stuff that we knew before you know people were asking me. Do I know what a pop socket is this week. Yeah people were like of course no. Does anyone know talk. I've never heard of it. I still don't know what it is Jordan keilor's you know what it is. No no idea okay. I might be overrating how well known pop sock. Oh we're GONNA put it on the map then that's fine but I don't think right now what is it. It's a thing that you put on the back of your own Jordan probably in his seen it but doesn't know what it's called all. I think if I wanted to make a call on my car like I put known sell `this and stick stick it on desk. No you stick it on the back of your phone and it helps you hold your phone okay. I have seen those they were on a shark tank right. I don't know if it's on shark thing I think it was. I think it was on shark tank. I think I saw that episode. Don't Spoil Binge Shark thing. I also want spoiler Cuba and this question. Where does where does not go with AKIVA? You're you are correct in New Mexico so you get things jet rob. Can I make a comment yes. I don't like that. They put in like one awful jokey answer in every every one of the choice welcome to Jordan quiz. It makes no sense why would at least two five five is hard to follow. What's what that that Jordan that makes those stop doing that for the podcast? It doesn't make any sense node robbery homicide here. Are you all my side. It makes sense to have a joke answer the quizzes so long Akiva that I actually appreciate the joke cancer. It's like it's the comedy but it's a one in three at this point not a one hour war just choices joining at go back to nap at some points. I WanNa make sure we do all this is renee we will we will do their naps but this is rob. AWW does get one question now. From the the Non Fat Yogurt The New York mayoral race of Nineteen ninety-three as a running storyline in this episode where Rudy Giuliani is running against David Dinkins on the PODCAST podcast. You both the swearing in being memorable for what a his son making funny faces be his son mimicking the official swearing and Rudy Giuliani see his son mirroring Giuliani's actions and words de his son adjusting his pants and getting impatient. What year was this from the frozen yogurt? Uh check yet the seinfeld television episode or the are no rotten. The Post show recap ask Giuliani was on twenty fourteen off the map at this point. We've changed restaurant Twenty fifteen probably fifteen twenty two thousand fifteen of that the twenty fourth two thousand sixteen the shower. Oh we're going for the non-fat your yes. It was twenty fifteen yeah so Giuliani back back in the mix all right so I think that the sun was he was like mimicking so there's there's to hear mimicking getting the official or mirroring Giuliani's actions and words I will say that he he was mimicking the official so the answer is actually see son was mirroring Giuliani's actions in uh-huh has a four to one lead and I have a very interesting tidbit here about Andrew Giuliani who's now the grown son of Rudy Giuliani. He's actually the current publicly as an assistant assistant to the president of the United States got that job on merit okay so we're going to go away. We know this deep dive would involve so much White House talk back. Thanks for the White House steering things that you guys have talked about before. I wish I wish we have parents where you're just like. Fail upwards instead of downwards as the these the you know it's automatic that the you know these guys are like all right fine you just you're in the White House. Your Dad is important not that I want to be in the White House. I'm just saying yeah okay okay all right. Let's go go. Let's go back to let's go back to Ron KNAPP. This is going to be a question for AKIVA AKIVA two. What Song do you guys analyze? The lyrics is on the May twenty second nine hundred ninety eight episode was getting Gygi with with by by Wilson's be too close Sims. I said Joe Cancer with that. One of the joke answers it says will Smith I'm used to reading questions about survivor as getting Jay dickey with it by will Smith to close by next see the boy is mine by Brandy and Monica de my heart will go on by Selene Dion Yeah. This is rob classic a B to close next okay. Let's hear clip number six. Okay the song to close if I if I can't revisit the the plot of the song yeah the so so it's about a guy who is on the dance floor with the girl but he's telling the girl a hey. You're you're dancing too close to me and I'm coming aroused and you're you're giving me an erection on here on the the dance floor. That's inappropriate yeah yeah so Akiva five one commandingly now that was an easy right are easy one very easily won. I thought it was gonNA be hard one. He's talking about the song again Jordan so I am not the number three. This is for rob who did raw call out for not doing well in the podcast. One sports pool was a rich Eisen. Would the Dan Patrick see Shaquille O'Neal D Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'll say it was Shakeel O.`Neil Okay let's hear clip number five Okay Eddie Shack our our competition in the in the singularly because one thirty nine fifteen rebound debt he had a shock but it was not doing as well in the podcast one sports net pool yeah I does he. He makes the Pixie think he's got like an assistant. Pick for him. I think that there's a shack whisperer who does picks yeah there might yeah shack might would have multiple whispers beating again this year you being everybody yeah yeah knife yeah and I think this is a this is a good segue into the the one round of this game that we're going to work a little bit differently. During the the I believe it was the the nap so there was a nfl week three. This is twenty eighteen so yes this this this would have been the rap episode rob You you picked picks five football games and the way that this is GonNa work. You're going to have to pick who what team did rob pick in the game. If you get that right you have a chance of getting a second point by guessing if rob was correct or if rob was really getting in the weeds here yeah. Do you not want to do this. We don't have to I mean but but I would say well. This is going to be funny like who cares probably not that. It's a category save it for the end. Let's save this for the we'll see. We'll save that we'll save patients. The game is like what are some crazy things that robin mckeever. We're talking about all these years ago. Did you come up with WHO picked it. or where did one of your your your helpers do this. I could blame it on them but I actually came up with. Were there just to be clear now the rap ones we're all my literally. Nobody could care less about people aren't they. Chairman did we pick a pick football games later in this podcast and nobody cares the nobody cares from a year ago yeah. We're on the same page here. Okay okay so let's let's go now. I'll come on thirty two fans and we can do we can visit so let's. Let's go. Let me see I have we done. I heard they're upset. Let's do let's do the Seinfeld Seinfeld finale. We haven't done any here yet yeah episode whatever that yeah this was this was a very very long episodes and I know because I only got through half of that before I had to outsource it to sean amount so again. I like Jordan Rub said he he's so busy this okay fine we're asking a lot from short notice and then after I spent the whole day doing production of fakes viruses and couldn't answer the fake survivor production to work on this podcast. I've been I've been I've been married to that to that plan liked. I couldn't cancel wheel Jordan. The wheel can call any point join time unique recording survivors my Mitch. I was like better every weekend. Better vetera- tend not every Tuesday. I didn't know it was going to have to be twos though they listeners there on the weekend the listeners wheel we could wake you up at four in the morning and say it's pot and ironically. That's what time it is right now for Akiva three yes so Akiva. We're going to the survivor finale. What what did you guys agree would be annoying about working in an office a people stealing your food be coworkers overhearing your phone conversations see not being able to take a nap APP during the day De Ante Spoiler Cultural Culture Yeah I I definitely not nap spoiler culture? Yeah you could get spoiler the office that is a big problem. I hear I don't know I don't have a job at home or not at all culture talk on the phone yeah yeah. We're not phone talkers. That's an absurd. That's a joke answer clip clip number twenty four okay here we go. I don't work in an office and neither do but that's actually probably W. Noy because if you went to the office like one yeah it's probably so don't spoil me heavy like that would be so you mentioned like Carol doesn't WanNa can't listen to our game of thrones conversation. Caroline accounting isn't watching it till Tuesday with their husbands. Come back then Carol. You Better Watch the show. Oh we're spoiling the fortyish spoiler culture or society here yeah six sixty two Akitas lead and Robert is your question what character or characters does Akiva speculate may have died in the seinfeld finale a newman be a spell costanza see both d neither newman have died in the Seinfeld's finale and then why would still Costanza have died in the seinfeld finale can't think of a a reason why they would be dead so I've seen I'll say both both okay. Let's hear a clip number twenty six okay. Is She alive. At the end of this episode food is still alive. At the end of the episode look she faints and like when they read the after they read the ruling like sort of cut to her and she's like splayed out over the overlook the bench in the back of the core she might be debt. I don't think still died in the seinfeld finale. I think she might died as George Costanza says in this episode episode when you're bleak you're bleak but I don't think we're that believe Kief well this sort of sleeping on it but also like did Newman die from choking on whatever he was was joking on. I don't think so I think Newman should have died. Honestly does that Count Yup accountable so it is it is six to three. Oh that was like the field goal hooking hooking hooking and just broke right back. It's you didn't take a delay of game at the last minute because I think you probably would Bruce Arians us in here good job Akiva. You have a six to three are- lead have MIA. Let's let's go to let's go. Let's go back to the the May twenty second episode and this is going to be a question for Kiva so okay. This is which future nap episode did ROB. I proposed on the May Twenty Second Ninety eight episode was a the wife swap quiz be explaining star wars to Kiva See. I can't believe it's just Banter D- DOC advice not why can't we propose. I think it might have been mine about Star Wars. I'm going to say his own and say Star Wars okay. Let's play clip number nine. Okay you've never seen any of the star wars film I'll give you the synopsis of each film and then I invent invent one storyline or change one story line that would actually did not happen in the movie and then you have to figure out which one is is not is not real pretty easy question vessel seventy three this is eh if that's an easy question and this one should be an equally easy question question number. Six Texas is for rob. What future recap episode did AKIVA? I propose on the May twenty second ninety eight episodes guys for having me answer the question and seconds ago was it a millennial heels killed it be Judge Judy Jeopardy Aka Robin Akiva smart and our Listener Dee Robin Akiva nickname a baby oh and carry the choices one more time time yes a millennial killed it be judging Judy See Jeopardy de Rabbi Akiva Akiva name a baby. This is what the EVA for I propose on the bypass pretty sure it was jeopardy okay. Let's hear Clinton number eight okay. Should we put on the wheel rob verse Akiva in Jeopardy Eh. I guess we didn't really need a clip for second time. It's a the timesaver so seventy four AKIVA has the lead and we are going to know how it saves time it saves it saves time that it was a short clip. We could would've gone deeper deeper on that clip so it didn't save time of of not doing it. was that's true. Let's go to let's go go to Seinfeld the shower head. We haven't done any questions from the these are all all Nick Fishman questions so if you don't like the angrily tweet what year is this from two thousand sixteen you. This is the shower twenty sixteen. Yes okay on my birthday is that these episodes did not listen to this podcast so if if it was bad job for nine dates in front of you what kind of what kind of notes do you have. You said you have eleven pages of notes. There are fifty three both choice questions okay fine. How many have we done so far we have done? There's eleven correct answers. I don't know how many incorrect answers I. It's honestly a working we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA Redo questions and then Robin are gonNA lose it Jordan. Yeah I'm crossing. I'm crossing the matt. You'd have to worry about. Probably we'll see so here here. We go. This is for a Kiva. What was the main issue that Dr Thomas and the Doctor Thomas was the official Dr Seinfeld podcast? What was the main issue that he had with the episode in regards to Elaine the story line? Hey you don't need a drug screen to travel out of the country. Be Helen's P wouldn't show any signs of menopause osteoporosis see Helen's pity would have been contaminated by the trace amount amounts of coffee if collected in the coffee mug. Da Hippo violations were broken nearly everyone in this episode. I don't think it it can be deep because if you're a member rob Dr Thomas was in Australian doctor so I don't know if hip is exists in Australia so it's definitely a p one because there's two pm and I'm going to say be Jordan so Helen's P wouldn't show any Ashley wouldn't show signs of Menopausal osteoporosis play clip number eighteen okay my bigger issues with the storylines accuracy comes in the final few minutes Helen's urine sample test positive for menopause and osteoporosis so you can't diagnose those conditions on simple urine sample and even if you could it certainly wouldn't show up on a drug screen. It is ludicrous good answer circuit. You're killing it. You're killing it here. You're you're up eight to four. I'm not your question from the shower head. Which of the following things that Kiva say was among the most stated was at a local phone calls be plumbers showing up on time see vaccines at the airport? Dj Leno's hair plumbers showing up on time and doesn't seem like that would be a particularly dated thing. What was a look phone calls local phone calls? I feel like that. That seems like that would be something that we would talk about. I'll l. say a okay so let's play clip number. Sixteen okay local calls Kiva dated is that but people are worried about making local calls versus long long distance calls really should have tracked because a lot of times during the series. I say like oh now. That's the most dated thing of the whole series but this is up there. This is in the top five. That's not even a thing anymore. Local because long distance calls right no Internet like with the right plan you call internationally for free essentially now so okay so we had eight to five. Let's go now to questions where Akiva answer a question about Robin Rob is going to answer a question a question about keever the so okay like this question. This is This is four Akiva about rob. what Elephant Washing Solution did rob suggests on a Seinfeld podcast it. Was it a build an elephant pool to bathe them in be walking elephant through a car wash trained elephants to spray another spray one another the create a water park zoo featuring elephants. I think the car wash by this honestly is not familiar. I have no recollection of this. I'm going to our wash okay. Play the clip number thirteen so if you could train one of the elephants sprayed with a trunk I think that that would really be the best case now how they do it in the Lakers spit shower kind of yeah well. It's not spit that comes out I mean they pick up the water in their trunk and they spray down. I don't know that doesn't sound so why Genyk although I guess the elephants are not the circus probably just never shower like animals bathe. I don't even know how that works going water. Is there an elephant and then episode. This is very off. We've got a lot of times which which episodes from this this is from this is from the car wash episode the Car Wash the famous rob the famous seinfeld episode Garwin Okay Are you from. It's from the the shower head yeah yeah yeah okay so this is about that they use it to wash the elephants right yeah so they did mention elephants but there's no elephants in the actual the actual episode the high-pressure shower head yeah okay so we're GonNa go to this question now. This is from the seinfeld finale. This is rob. What phrase was written on the shirt that keep wore the day the seinfeld finale aired was visit a serenity now be can't stand you see no soup for you D- Yada Yada Yada he he's had a Seinfeld t shirt? Can I hear the choices one more time. Yes a serenity now be can't stand you see it for you D- Yada Yada Yada gotta say it was no soup for you. No Soup for you play clip number twenty two. It's like you don't even no me because that was the school trip. You didn't have to follow the dress code. You can wear clothes. You didn't have to wear whatever you want so I happen to have a the can't stand you t shirt Jordan shirt with with a book men and I was able to wear my Seinfeld shirt all day the day of the the finale yeah okay well well. Well done good job by you. Yeah sorry about well. I knew that the others who were to close to the finale and that you could get assure may Yada Yada. I feel like a a couple episodes before the finale right or the year before it was only four but this is an old shirt and I am not available online anywhere. There is no can't stand your shirt that you could okay bye okay. I'm very movement in that round no so as to yes and it's still still eight to five. Let's go we just we just spoke okay a little bit about the survivor finales. Let's go. Let's go. I keep saying this is like conditioning. I'm conditioned to talk about survivor. When I go on a podcast because zero you play these fake seasons and you're with us? You're thinking about your fake survivor seasons. I know I know now. I think I'm thinking about the questions. Since then I have to write for for Sunday for the first episode of twist so this is going to be for Kiva who did you guys say it was the biggest mission from the finale and was not even in the deleted scenes. A Mickey be Susan's ghosts see Peterman and Tim wildly Susan's ghost. I'm going to say I don't remember this conversation well. You never talked about citizens. Go as soon as Suelem isky. You said it was the biggest omission Nellie so you don't get a point there and We don't have a clip for that one either okay rob. Why does it keep a give? You Shit Shit on the Seinfeld. Finale podcast was sorry yeah hey hey he's overly down the episode be He's overly positive about the lackluster finale see he's already started another series rewrites before finishing the Seinfeld rematch each d- he proposed the idea of doing another regular podcast with Akiva Po Seinfeld. You please repeat the question sure what does he. Why does Akiva give you shit on the Seinfeld Finale podcast and one more time on the choices yet a he's overly down on the episode be He's overly fairly positive about the lackluster finale see he's already started another series rewatch before finishing this the Seinfeld Rewatch d he pooh-pooh is the idea of doing another the regular podcasts with Kiva Po Seinfeld who I pooh-poohed the idea of doing another regular Rewatch Pike is the Quila Rob Uku the idea of doing another regular? That's the correct answer and say a wartime. You're overly down on the finale episode overly down and be is that he overly positive over. I'm overly positive this is all about you and see is that you've already started doing another. They're serious. We Re Watch. I four finishing the Seinfeld rewatch. I'll guess a okay. Let's clip number twenty five okay. I'm only doing game of thrones. Rewatch did Start Watch somehow got talked into that you literally always I will never do another rewatch. It's too long. It's too much of a command four we engine before we even ended you. Start a new one. I am cest pushing a podcast cast boulder uphill. Yeah I should have known better. I should've known I should've known that one and I will never do another rewatch. Watch podcast again the words that take that to the bank Jordan Kayla guarantee that you were going to win this game and you're and you are trailing by three so we'll that one thousand nine questions to go all of a sudden. I thought we're going to be done in a few alligator. Keep going down twenty nine to play. Yes yeah okay. Let's let's go to. I will never do another unless it's like like five episodes of its fleabag. I hear fleetest except so she's really I'll do scab. That's it. I'm not doing other rewatch yeah. That's it okay so we're GONNA go. We're going to go back to the Chinese. He's restaurant this Akiva. What movie is Rob surprised to hear that sorry? This is. That's that's the wrong question. AKIVA AKIVA really enjoyed Jerry stand up at the end of the episode. What was the topic of his set? Was it a waiting in line at a restaurant tennis. See Cannibalism de the difference between men and women which episode is this. This is the Chinese he's restaurant okay well. It's an insane answer of it's waiting on the restaurant. I'm going to say the difference between men and women okay. Let's clip number thirty. It gets cannibalism yeah. I thought this was funny. Yeah it's it's a little absurd about how the thing about being accountable about. It'd be hard to get some good sleep. If someone's going to eat you yes and he also has a good line about This is good who is this. I remember that line yeah I for the podcast purposes I liked it better wins and goes away. 'cause there's not really much talk about yeah. That was funny. Yeah remember that okay all right that we've gotten to a little bit of a Rut here in a little while I remember for our listener you can always check the show notes and skip ahead to the mailbox. Put it there so the the the next question this is this is for rob. Rob Lowe's introduced podcast with here are two guys who blink what did he say in this podcast is described himself and Akiva two guys who will never eat an egg roll off your plate be two guys who always get called Cart C. Two guys who are very very hungry. Da Eighty two guys who will never wait in line to be seated at a table. I mean I think I would get the answer right for almost any episode from the Seinfeld plus. I'll say you guys will never eat an egg roll off. Your plate knows my actually the seed you guys who are very very hungry not not not a great one. I think that was in your best but this is an impossible question. I keep gone. You wrote that one Jordan I do not I cannot do. Six Genie wishes you might have slept here in other hall night. Go through the shower or episodes eight to five out of like half the genie wishes or three genie wishes yeah if you trick Nicole into watching one episode of Scam with you saying like everyone says the best show this could be our new binge. I'm sure after one episode episode ditch it. I don't you get out of three g witches by I don't think I can I'm like on a TV. I'd have to hook up a laptop to really I mean that's your biggest guess problem you could do it. You'll be like it's so good. It doesn't matter you don't think scam streaming. I don't. I'm not in English okay yeah now. I don't know all right. Keep going going okay so this is this is for a Kiva this is we're going to go back to to rene APP so Akiva. What did you say should be sent to ROB's great grab? What sorry what did you say should be sent to rob's great-grandchildren fifty years? The May twenty second ninety Andy eight episodes of Rene A. B. These survivor Amazon. DVD's chester spreadsheets ranking these seinfeld podcast episodes dea clip of ROB's best three minutes. I don't remember this. I'M GONNA say clip best three minutes. Okay rob play a clip number. Seven babies civil like one of the fans is can make like a thirty second like highlight video. Maybe somebody'll watch. That's not a bad idea. Yeah just give give them rob's in like fifty years. Someone Make Rob's like best three minutes. Eh and I'll be lucky if they get one minute and then said that his great grandchildren okay oh well. That's a good reminder for people that we haven't been working on that. I mean he's like Jason. Curtis Rivera like is their youngest with the musical yeah yeah we'll we'll. We'll America cut a lot of American again. Damian could do it for this episode and that's basically what this episode is. If you put all the clips together might your best three minutes so not so far not that's a sure maybe not maybe not okay so you have a nine to five lead question before rob suggested Leprechaun to go on the wheel which would become a legendary Rene staple which similar Robin Akiva next because it's already known for how bad it is was a googlies be troll to st cramps deeper democ Shop Chuck Antar is my question. Yes be troll to now. Are What's your Clinton number ten okay problem with that rob. I don't know how familiar are you familiar with troll two or the or the documentation I am familiar with the legend of no known that it's bad it's like yeah not ours anymore like it's almost like yeah. It's it's a little hack yeah. It is hacked because like it would have been funny to do you know before documentary but at this point like they're making movies about how bad the movies like yeah. We know it's bad. It probably wasn't even supposed to be good to begin with like yeah. I mean that's like frozen yogurt levels but I keep I'm so desperate I can't I can't not take the point Y- by the way the whoever made that question the room needs to be one of the four choices like the other choices choices were abominable. Shows should goalies be in the questions what was in the room one of the choices at least that'll throw you off the scent and said it was a similar movie. I guess googlies Crompton Bertrand heard never heard of it. I've heard of the other ones I've heard of crisis and bird democ shocking tire yeah maybe per democ shocking shocking tears should go in the crappy movie diaper many not so we don't add stuff to the movie diaper or the Fishbowl it just it'll run out one day and then we're done so you're not. You're not adding anything anymore as far as I I haven't had anything in in six months. I think let the things that are in their crappy movie diaper. I'd like it to finish it and then we could add like we. It's not gone when it's done but I think like the five or six that are in there and give them a shot. I think we'd be open minded like sitting out wow what is actually with the fishbowl especially with the fishbowl is bloated but this this six movies in the crappy. You have to challenge movie so it's like you WanNa come in the crap movie diaper a great but you have to beat out north to get in with me. I I like this idea. Let's say this four that there should be maybe five movies in the crappy movie diaper twelve things in the fishbowl like I like this idea of that. There is a war one must go basically get down to and then if something nothing new wants to come in with the bump something I'm challenging this movie and then we'll put a poll up. Okay great the polar minder okay in Akiva. You have a nine two six lead. We're going to go to a a this is going to be a question for you about rob. If Rob Whistle was elected mayor of of Los Angeles I pledge would be a make parking in front of someone's driving. A felony be put Larry David on the walk of fame see opened an investigation into to the veracity of frozen yogurt being healthier than Ice Cream d get rid of everybody's lawn and replace it all with artificial turf say the C one because this is the Non Fat Yogurt episode right so it seems really on team. It is the Non Fat Yogurt episode but that's also why it is not the correct answer so the answer is actually no clip for this but a D- Get redan Cuba thanks so much. They look so good yeah I didn't. I didn't remember that conversation yeah. I'm a fake lawn guy. Oh yeah okay so this night to six. The score is still nine nine six. You're wrong about that one okay. Let's go to just GonNa Order Jordan Robert Clip I got I got to pick up the gold the gold yes. I've been picking out the goal the goal so far in the snowbirds Brazil around yes I am opening up an inquiry into this has been an issue in the past that sometimes Jordan changes the order of the questions to make sure that I get harder it or questions I don't want to I want to win fair and square I I'd rather lose and have robbed not husband Jeannie then win with an sis your good friend no. I'm I'm basically doing randomly but the thing is doing and then rob could just play a clip like what was the thought process. That's what I thought. We decided like hey rob. We we got overruled. He audible. I who's I don't think we should be able to get overruled in the future of I two against one even if he was an equal to us on this shop I mean would you even know if I went an order. You wouldn't even know we could tell yeah okay so this is actually do this is actually the next the next question that's that's on the list why did and this is for rob why did once confused bubble bath like with for body wash and end up rubbing on himself a the brand name was misleading and his daughter put it in the wrong place be he wasn't wearing his glasses in the bottles. Were the were the same color see the smells were similar and the light in the bathroom is broken. D. Was a prank for April fool's Day and he was too tired to notice torn between A and B. I don't know if it's more convincing less convincing that a is two things that it's one thing and also another thing so I I will say that it was B B he wasn't wearing his glasses and the bottles were the same color no clip for this but you are correct as it is nine. Two seven rob is is catching up big problem being blind in the shower. I all the time. How long ago was this Akiva unique unique goggles? How long has had to be every day all the same color? I can't tell I just put it. I put my body put it in my hair. It doesn't matter we have a lot of products. A lot of women in my house and I just put on whatever's closest to me. happens every single day. I'm blind okay so let's go. Let's go back to two Seinfeld the shower head we have this is going to be for Kiva. What what did rob say was the best way to anger someone when you're intentionally messing up their food order in a restaurant you please the wrong plate in front of each person? Be You cook them. Well done see you forget drink order de Mayo to the food. I don't remember this but I'm GonNa go with Mayo. Let's see your quest clip number seventeen rav okay. I don't even know the answer to this. How do you make people mad uncle? Leo Has Gotten a Burger. He wanted medium. All you got it medium rare and he feels like that maybe the cook at monks could be an anti semi Yeah No. I think he assumes the cook is an Anti Semite. Yes yes that's what they do. They know how to make the Hamburger Erkki yeah. They you know they intentionally. You know you ask for well done but if they really hated Leo and he asked for medium medium well why not give it to him rare. Why only one degree down you know see I think you could always cook it more? If you really hated him do it well done on if he wants it. Medium well go all the way can't undo well done right but I guess if you're the cook you know also don't want to get fired so if you burn it and he shows it to the manager then then then the cook gets in trouble whereas here shows the manager he just assumes Oh. This is a whiny old man okay so it was it was the cooking well done so that's a good point. I mean you can't you can't clamming cook it. Clip cutters done a good the job so far up. Yes I agree highlight so I disagree. I think the questions of the highlight the Clinton eclipse eclipse cigarette eclipse it is the second highlight who can indu cut that one that was a cut that one works on the side yeah it was it was either Willer Damian. I don't remember who cut each individual clip. Okay Okay so this is for rob. What categories this dispossess Seinfeld shower okay what topic Robin Akiva to say the fans liked hearing about from the previous week in the Pre Seinfeld Banter a rob cable bill the Akita's water bill C Robs Power Bill de at the RHA website bill I'll say that people light hearing about the cable bill. I'll play a clip number fifteen okay. Everyone wants to hear more about your cable bill by that I mean what are we talking about. How I have too many channels and then I tried to call and I tried to get rid of it? Yeah people wanted to hear you like okay. This is getting too boring and technical people like no. It wasn't boring. We're technical enough. People wanted more. Yeah people want more about my cable bill because I did. I switched. At and T. TV UH I like it. It's not over the Internet. Should we just do more more on your cable right now. Apparently you guys that's what those Hicks. It's what they wanna hear but I also had. At and T. U. Verse Internet and TV and then when I took one away they like triple the prices on me and then I had to call up and break up with them but tell them that I'm keeping a different one of their services but I guess they're not that connected because they didn't seem that happy on the phone yeah. The streaming wars have really thrown a wrench into this stuff. Yeah what's the score. The score is ninety eight census to this happens. I'm like the mets I'm GonNa give you like a little a little hope and then you're gonNA blow it in Kenya like four hundred right now okay so let's let's go back to the Wilson. Romo's has been asking questions and you want so much neater than south right now as we speak in the getting shelled with needle on them yes yes I mean that for all intents purposes that the mets season is like the mets are mathematically eliminated by the time. You're listening to this podcast. Oh no question I mean by the time this podcast is undone reporting probably possibly all right okay so this for Akiva. This is a question about rob. A A Florida activity did rob say was overrated and coal doesn't like either a Disney trip be walking the boardwalk see swimming with Dolphins de riding riding a fan vote. I don't even like some of these. Choices are weird. I'M GONNA say Disney a okay. Let's clip number eleven. Okay originalist is trying to tell his mom about how she could swim with. Dolphins does a Stelle seem like a kind of person that would swim with Alvin and the type of things you do one time right uh-huh yeah overrated swimming with fins there. You go all right so you are. You're you're spell is continuing to here yeah one the time I did go like like I held the fin the Dolphin and went for a ride that was kind of exciting yeah but overall like another time. I was just like in the pool with them. They like it very cold. The last shrinkage going on Dolphin. Shrink no okay okay all right so this is this is for rob. This is about Akiva what type of food did AKIVA and his wife considered eating from the table of another restaurant. Guest in this is from the of course the Chinese restaurant episode instead of Seinfeld. Was it a dumplings be pizza seek initials D. empanadas. I think I think it was an Empanada. Let's hear clip number twenty eight. They were finished already. Ask for the check but there was still sitting there and my wife and I started discussing like would it be weird if we ask them for the empanadas because that's basically what we would have just ordered that and would've saved us you you know whatever it was and twenty bucks and and you know and some time and we could have just eating that food and ever would have been happy. I think that this is one of the most romantic stories you've ever told about your wife. I really think it is guys. Were like you wanted to you. Express your wife. Hey I'm going to eat that other tables food that they're throwing away and your wife wasn't like gross disgusting. Who are you get away from me it like she was on board Jordan? Do you also know what it's Rav. It's not cast Rob Rob just now on the clip that listen to that yeah yeah I would agree. That was the most romantic moment we've had in our fifteen years of marriage marriage. You guys were like soulmates in that moment. Yeah I guess like she. We have very little in common but I guess she is on the same page as me usually food wise I'm you know a quantity over quality guy I. She's not but like you know I I but yeah in the moment and also she knew the table mates like she had gone to like elementary school with the girl so it was not asked not as good of a story uh-huh but they shouldn't smoke fifteen years juice out new the person's name so wasn't like that and saying that okay all right you back to soulmates yeah okay. I almost dumplings. I knew I knew it was some sort of like I i. It was a Mexican restaurant. I heard Empanada not I remember that story yeah. It was a beautiful story. Yeah Tales those type Jordan what score it's nine to nine we are we are in a dead heat right now and we're going to go back to the Seinfeld eld finale one question you guys there are there are many questions left. I it's it's a matter of how many questions lessons you guys were. So what's the score. What's the score nine nine nine two nine? We are tied and this is the end of the round. That was the end of the round. Yeah Go Rob Plato Eleven when when you know you've ever get eleven I win. You have to win by two. No you don't have to win by two okay so I have nine yeah awesome. That sounds good okay so this is this is going to be a question for Akiva where did rob suggest for the location of the the Seinfeld live show show if only ten people would be attending a Chester's house be a hotel room see the original Superman Restaurant de Mendis restaurant. Oh this for me. Yes this is real so really again. Sorry I thought it was rob's questionnaires so where did rob suggest for the location of the Seinfeld live show. If only ten people would be attending a Chester's house. Be Yeah Tell Room see the original Superman Restaurant de Mendis restaurant. I think we consider all those except the original Superman restaurant Chester's house but just moved right before the Seinfeld felt finale. I think we didn't really look into Mendis but that would have been a good idea. We mentioned that rob. I'M GONNA say Mendis okay. Let's clip number twenty three okay so that's what we're trying to figure out because if it's like ten people we could just be in like a hotel room somewhere well. That sounds wrong. It's definitely not going to be ten. Ah We've already had way more than yeah. If it's two people we could be in a hotel room but I did. I manifest the sleepover podcast you did. I don't remember I didn't remember that but I think he did. That is what I was thinking what I what I heard except the last year did not listen to the Seinfeld podcast and she and it was her idea uh-huh. I guess I just been trying to get ten people in a hotel room for years. Yeah I guess although we ended up so I don't want to spoil what happens. Yeah we still we'll have a whole podcast to listen about that so rob. You can take the lead here. This is going to be your your question from also from this two one five we I got to win and we were just talking about manifesting future renounce wiggle ideas who does a key say would be the surprise entrance to the royal rumble of people people who testified against the core for was it a Babu Bhatt. Be The bubble boy see George Steinbrenner de the soup Nazi I yeah I don't think I understand the question so Kiva says that of he was talking about the people who who testified against the core four and he said that one of them if it was a royal rumble instead of a court case would be surprise surprise entrant so was it Babu Bhatt the bubble boy George Steinbrenner or the Soup Nazi question. I WANNA say was the soup Nazi I felt he gets his own mm sort of moment of coming in so the Soup Nazi Aka a is correct and rob. You are one point away here a great comeback. You're up tend to nine and let's go to for the final round about this bill rounds for the file rounds. It might be the final round we don't know but since ROB's appoint away. Do you want to do this. Do you guys want to choose your category. You choose your own category for the question. I don't know Jordan. You're in charge here yeah. We don't make more complicated well. I keep I feel like a- AKIVA has accused me of jumping around the question. Jordan wouldn't just nine the nine the final category if we if rob if rob is correct is GonNa be the last one because we said we're planning to eleven. It's nice. It's ten to nine tennis. You say the winning team score. I I have it on my sheet is as okay whatever so much work to like switch the numbers in your head. That's another thing I did over the weekend I did I did go to the team the thirty last week rub yeah so it is okay tend to nine. Rob Rob is in the lead okay then I'll just I'll just pick the category we're. We're out of the in that category. We only have one recap question Russian blacks that we can't go to that because you guys are shooting from the same category so I'm GonNa do what we'll do the Akita rob questions. I think these events are fun so we're GonNa Negoti Akitas question. It's going to be a question about rob. What did rob do for work in the summer of one thousand nine hundred and this is from an an APP? Did he a lifeguard he be working to catering hall. See working a target deep podcast about the real world. The answer is yes so do without reading D- please say ABC again okay. Was it lifeguard. be working a catering hall see we're GONNA target. I'm going to say catering hall a catering hall. We don't have a clip. You are correct. You have ten points at Reiver's sister Nino win right. If you get this you husband genie deal okay and I have October this if you like this dynamic namic you're GonNa love one episode of wish I'm back. We have to do a rene episode any twist episode in the same week. I believe we have someone in mind for the first episode of Real punishment for we have to do it this week. I mean tradition question. Should there be Rene episode and and also the tuition that in like six day. I watched the listen okay you. It's not going to be for a while because the Jewish holidays start. I'm going okay so this is this is for the win. This is a this is a question from the seinfeld finale episode. It's about Akiva on the Seinfeld felt finale podcast. How did AKIVA describe the everyone? Everybody loves Raymond Finale A KOSHER BE TRAE F- Aka non-kosher see SEE PARV AKA neither meat nor dairy or D- debate like now. I really when I'm relief to lose. I really hate the joke answers okay. I feel like that the I know that the everybody loves Raymond an finale was just fine. It was like a regular episode. They didn't like Raymond didn't die or anything so can I hear the choices is one more time yes was it a Kosher Be Trae F- Aka non-kosher See Aka neither meat nor dairy or D- debate. It's like it's either kosher or neither meat or the area that it was the right like work. Yes I know what he everyone's Raymond Finale was. I'm confused about the kosher terminology who wrote discretionary L. Yeah this no. This was actually a me question. I wrote this okay all right so you would have done a better job okay. I'll say it was a kosher. Okay play clip number twenty one it was well done but it wasn't really pushing the envelope or changing the discourse of the way that television shows were being made at that time no my people would say was part of it was very vanilla but delicious delicious delicious vanilla okay so incorrect. We have a tie game here so we're in the in the final round unless last so if I keep of course of course Jordan let's do one more normal round of it's still tied. We'll do a fast finger type question. Is that fine right okay okay. I think that's a good idea yeah all right so this is going to. We're going to go back to the well of rob questions that he has to answer so question. Okay here we go after appearing on survivor. What was rob hired to do? In order to receive free tickets at Lowe's movie theaters for an entire year. This is from the renowned episode was in a you record the video shown before the movie informing movie movie goers of rules and exit locations of the theater was be attend a party of lows executives who happen to be a survivor a fan see eat bugs cooked by the author of a Cookbook de Create a database for all of Chester spreadsheets answers. No I know I don't because it's like when you fifty fifty who wants to marry a question but there's the two ones you know we're still there. I feel like being see both have literally I in. Let's let's see is like a made up thing in my mind. I'm going to say be though I'm answering clip number one. There was a guy that had a cookbook where he was going to eat that he cooked bugs this guy and they hired me because I was on survivor in exchange for appearing at the with with this guy then I was going to get a free movie pass to Lowe's theaters for me and guest anytime I want okay all right so Akiva you are in there also a party you went to wasn't that Mars right into a party. I thought you went to like a party and those crickets. It's didn't you have a the worst moments I just felt like the unlike eh looked like a geek at a freak. Show what I've become as my I went at the college and now I'm eating bugs on the street so people can be like grossed out by me. I feel you told some party because he had like very few obligations for that that that deal when you went to used to party with your magic eight ball I'm actually calling shenanigans. You also had to go to a party with your magic eight ball those executive -secutive yeah I want them to go to a party for the new K Y Jelly warming liquid that they were in New York City to go there walk around around with the magic eight ball so but those Jordan accidentally asked a really good question because unless you heard that story in the same episode Jordan I mean I've heard the story because I've listened to all the all all the Nabet Seinfeld episode. I did not remember that particular story because really made it a trap in both those stories were things he had to do by. Okay okay so this is for the win rob. This question about Akiva Akiva came up with a game for rob to play on the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight episode. WHO's podcast if you take the the rules of the game from was A? Aj Mass be Mike Bloom and Liana Boris see Jordan Kayla's De Adam Corolla played a game on the podcasts. I have no idea by the way all four of these on the May Twenty Eighth Nineteen Ninety Eight podcast yes twenty seconds or Mike Piazza Trade I mean. I don't think that there's a I'm GonNa say it's Adam Corolla. Let's hear clip number three okay for the game or no. We a little game with you. I'm going to read. I think you play this actually on the Adam Corolla show Oh and it was a game where where you had to read the plot the plots of movies and rap at the guests the movie was so rob congratulations you win the game. Let's not not not ten to eleven not since the veils and wait one. That's always the bills and these comebacks weight off. My six genie wishes. That would have been crazy yeah that she is nine or no because now she's you know absolved. Let me put it this way yeah. She was mad when she had three genie wishes some but she will be mad that she doesn't have any anymore. I feel it'll be far more mad. They had zero gene wish yes that's true yes all right so now all right so rob is out of the gene wish bed and I go oh man I had some good ideas for forcing a gas now after four years wish to two ish I will say I will say I have wanted Komo twist for a while but I was curious to see who you're going to get on the show. We'll give sort of neutral for you should give me some softballs at the groove on on should go with one but no okay we will hear from Akiva later on this season on this week in survivor history now before we go to Kayla's you stay in for the mailbag Yup okay all right. No are we kicking off the ordinary saying for the mail bag I could stay. He did a good. He worked hard and we gave him a very short turnaround did a good job okay. 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Ag Asia don't forget that Promo Code podcast one for your fifty percents bonus then online that ag your online sportsbook experts all right we are going to get into our mailbag and I'm very excited for this that I have had a unsuccessful sleepover party with Kiva this summer we're having a very successful sleepover party at my house this week with a man that all of the big brother fans hands no very well probably like us like him way more than than maybe like uh Sierra joining us now for for his debut other than the rumble is Mr Tara Armstrong I really I really shouldn't even be on here considering my performance in the Rosie O. K. Hey did Lee throw you out. Is that what happened you know no I threw lita out of media that was of you yeah okay and then also still with US Jordan K. Louis Jordan one of one of Elliot's victims in the Royal Rumble. Yes okay all of us were in the royal rumble and so I think we've tied the record here of the most people on the the mailbag right or is this a new record person episode but then that that lady died in the Oregon trail. We didn't let them think okay. All right and Taryn has been very very busy over the summer non up-to-date on all things run APP so it's going to be a little bit of a wild ride Taryn a day rob. Yes always superfan. Yes okay good Taryn other than the two we mentioned named one name one episode we've done you did the fan fiction one. What is it called sloughed? The you know whether you read the stuff. Mary was on it now now. Mary was supposed to three tight she never did. She's never she's never done it. She was suppose you she supposedly. She's been ninety percent of the way through for many for busy Guy Hi yes. I'm such a fan that I knew about a show. That didn't even develop. There's a development it's like I said they want Beatles song and it's like a song. That's like dress in a warehouse. It's back the wheel waiting room right. Yeah okay so let's go so we have Taryn the Mount Renat more where Kiva is going to give us a four new ideas that were have been submitted by the listeners of course people. Maybe you'll have an idea. Maybe maybe we'll be hearing things and your robot brain will kick out. Hey it should be a podcast. You'll have to wait to email us need a podcast at rob as a website dot com okay all right and then maybe even Jordan Kayla ideas ideas for you know. She's been very busy. He wrote fifty three questions for the road this weekend. Robin Kiva history quiz he plays and he is on the production of eighteen different survivor fake seasons so I don't know if he has time for that yeah sometime. Yes okay all right so AKIVA. Where do you want to start today well? Let's let's eat Taryn. I've a couple ideas that I think Taryn. you know one of them. You could even be involved in but also some of them. He will be familiar with you might have some takes on how about this we discussed briefly last week and idea of me and you rob going up against other podcasts duos and this was an idea originally sent in by crystalline coal and I think this is fleshed out a lot this week and I think it might be ready to go on the wheel. If you're up for for it rob okay. It's called pod versus pot. Okay it will be me in you against any number of are achieved podcast duos. We had about five after eight duos already right in and say I'm up for it. You Know Haley Namie Mike Josh Mike and Mike and Fifty Mike and Liana Mike and Fifty different people but Terence here of Taron wants to choose your Taryn. Who's your favorite of all your co host all okay? I love them all equally in the sense that I hate them all okay but if Taron wanted to choose Lido or of what the truth Brent or or Melissa Melissa Melissa has a a hall pass to come on the show whenever she wants. I don't know if you knew that. Is that a money in the bank money in the. I don't think it's a hall pass. It's the same idea and I don't think he's free to traverse the halls of yes yes exactly Melissa's went and Hannah Shapiro has all pass would be we like she can come on. This podcast in Britain Taryn can't say anything or get mad. If it was a hall pass we'd be list of five podcasts that she can go on could cheat on Taranto pockets without anyway so there's a whole number of deals. I think your idea last week when this was briefly raised is that there's a separate wheel wheel of ideas and we got a lot of game ideas. Let me just throw game ideas people sent in the CELEB- Networth game where we get celebrity's net worth one must go where the person who the host of this show asks John John He gives them four things and won the match John John and we have to get Jones mind. Yes I love that one. Get it to judges minor. Guess what he decided must go. Yes we have the audio audio clips or he's. He's on the podcast no audio audio clips. I don't know how well these people on the podcasts at that point the host sits five people on the podcast already but I think there's a great idea we could and if it works we can do it a hundred times because there's innumerable number of duos in the world I think we should put this right on the wheel. What do you think you need more? Do you okay so that Taryn that Ah Kiva has the throne something out here now. I'm GonNa try to process what we're saying. So the idea is the like we are going to take on a duo Oh in games and then there's a wheel of games or their round. That was your idea games. I mean there's ten options and because I don't think that any go ideas for the the Games until I heard that guests John John's one must go wrong enough yet yeah. Yes I agree no. I'm not gonNA say him can spoil them so so game night comes up on the wheel and then how long versus Pod Okay and how were we figuring out than is there a wheel in game night that we're spending for each round. I think the host will come up with maybe like six or seven games uh-huh and then we'll just play however we have time for three or four. We'll play the wheel comes like they'll come over guide hair wheel the wheel sometimes they're wheels within the wheel but yes yes correct sometimes the their spots on the wheel that launch other south mechanism. How many wheels that year in a row? I don't know it also doesn't need to be a wheel like we have a crappy movie diaper. We have a fish bowl. Show them the fish rob of of ideas this season three episode seven Fishbowl of a different. TV shows to recap season three episode seven of so if we said Hey Taryn it's me me and robbers you an leader next week. You'd be up for that big brother season's over over Yeah Okay and how are we picking though the the person that we're taking on hosts a tricky just because I are we picking it and and then letting the people know next week those in a wheel this is not yet ready to go on and you know but we have a week to to iron out because there's a incubation period. Remember a bracket and you do the whole tournament so there's a racket to figure out who we're GONNA play favorite Taryn at everyone has been ranked but would just make enemies. They're tearing. That's the point and an Akita eliminated early like what's going to happen on the pass. Ask Them Well Ryan. Robin Diva are the final battle exactly what we're waiting for them. The problem is the availabilities where there might be one week where I thought we just pick yeah. I think okay well. Let's just name a host and the host have a we don't know we'll be surprised and the host will Rodeo who it's going to be a good idea. I'll give them I already of a bunch of different duos. I also have one where it's like. Mike's Choice because Mike Bloom is thirty different PODCASTS uh-huh so he can pick which co host Leon it could be his wife. It could be anybody so I think what we need is named. WHO's the host of game night? Who's the person that's that's on with us? That's in charge of putting all the games together another person who is it why I don't want to say just in case they it but I have a good person for this. I have the right person and then we can add to game night. Maybe game nights things things can people can keep submitting things to be added to game night. You're like the name pod versus Pod you like game night better pod versus pod. No that's terrible because it's me and you go get another attack attack. You like better padres potter game night. Game is better game explains. What is yeah that does case? We're going up but it's US versus another podcast. There has to be stakes right. Loudon versus pod sounds like cheesy seventy s movie yeah yeah. I don't know about padres game night all right fine but I think should go on the wheel. We still have a week to iron some stuff out okay. I'm a little nervous to put it on but we can. We already have like ten good Games. We have an endless supply of do. Do we have games what are they. I don't want to spoil all the Games. We have the art van delay game where you guessed like let's say Jordan cases during college the those bullets pretend he's the host guy and he says like Armenia what what what are their main imports and exports the number one import and export is art van delay famously aimlessly importer terrible game. Yeah people said that to Charon. You seinfeld Guy Yeah I am. I'm not nearly as expert as as you too but but I was at work yeah but that's very boring I think the whole Armenian imports and exports. Let's let's taking submissions for J. More but we have enough with what came first. which was the original pitch for this where it's like you know? What can I Mcdonald's Burger King things like that? That was what was pitched to US last week yeah. I think there's exciting but Joe Johns Moscow is a good great yeah. That's really need like I feel like we need a few more ideas for the wheel. Okay I think we let's put on by next week. We'll have plenty of save game game nights on the wheel a hold on all all right so Taryn when something gets onto the wheel it gets all right. That's so far had okay number two on on the what's this called about Roy Moore matter in America. I it's very late here and our net more mon- you gotTA. You GotTa know this show better like I do. That's true I have. I have a stand here and I'm. I'm getting very nervous. Yes okay here rob. Here's a great pitch this. This is from Susan Rob Akiva have a spin off okay. He and here's the idea rob Akiva are going to deputize a new podcast hard cast as their official spin. Oh listeners are going to submit five ten minutes samples of a perspective you know essentially a pilot perspective respective podcasts and Robin Akiva will pick a new show that is officially their spin off this. You guys can decide the stakes but one one idea is giving them a ten episode run on if let's say was about a reality unwrap ups or Porsche recaps or just you guys promoted for ten weeks or it just gets one one episode in the nap feed and then after that it's just your official spinoff so ponder the spin off but I think that it should be about trying to figure out like the breakout characters this show like. I feel like it's weird to have spinoff. Listeners are just coming up with their NAP inspired ideas. The sounds like even officer nap inspired yeah. This is like we're like green lighting a random podcast Jordan and what do you think I think could be interesting. I think it needs to be workshop a little bit more but if listeners so it's going to be a competition between them is it can be bracket style style where the podcast the podcast that they're sending in his going up against each other. I really think it's GonNa it's GonNa depend on if the submissions are good if they're not good. It's not gonNA GONNA be such an interesting podcast and we're listening to a five minute podcast on the air. I think so maybe we'll listen to the best three or four I dunno Taryn wouldn't sitting tight high risk high reward yeah I my first thought was what makes this off of of this but yeah these this is like pilot season we're gonNA in a green light a pilot for a new podcast with a Z. N. Like Michael. You're again that would be the first episode of different PODCASTS but like affiliate spinoff would be like a conspiracy pod with Antonio Meszaros. Its own show the name at the issue because this sounds more like so you think you could podcast right yeah maybe the issue is with the name and it's really just us like picking out a new podcast for the RTP network the family of origin network. I mean I mean this is literally like you know what networks do and then they get pilots submitted yeah. I don't think it's a bad idea. What's the what's the big nothing if everything sucks yeah? Do we want them doing any work. We want to listen to and then crap on people's podcast that they made it. Is I mean we have to be mean. I guess we could just be like agree. Read that. It's it's hard you only you. Only you only choose a select few an elite right if right we're only this is not the early rounds of American idol where it's time to like. There's not going to be a William Hong Can they do a five minute podcast. I think they do a half power but they cut us like the five best minutes. Okay I mean. How many are they listening to this? Yeah I think what we do is I'll we condemn and deputize other. GP podcasters to who I know a few already will be way up for it. who will listen and they'll you know so we don't with the listen like the the thirty minutes of Twenty Different Podcasts Vale. We'll have a couple of people rate each one and then and then we'll take the best four or five. I'm sure Sally Splash Sherwood Green lighting in new podcast relining idea founded the podcasts were hand picking one. It's like an artisanal podcast for scotus year. Doesn't it actually does the winner actually podcast network it gets one in our feed and then we'll we'll promoted for the first ten weeks or something. We'll mention it in our show. I'm going to incredible it can go on social recaps are but that's not a first right of refusal but I were jared. Take it no. We're not sure if we don't take it. We'll blame Scott saying don't don't play Scotland. Yeah I think people would be. I think people would be excited about it. I'm still on the bank will get a lot of submissions. What do you think Taryn aw I I don't know I think it's it's it's maybe a little bit more difficult than people think? It's you to make a good quality podcast. I think uh-huh might run into some some audio issues with some of the submissions Um yeah but but there are a lot of talented people in the audience certainly no doubt Yes yes I duNno. It's it could be interesting but you know what what what's what's the episode of the podcast are we. Are you going to take a eight five five minute episodes. You're forty five minutes of your own podcast and be spent listening to other podcasts. Wait five times five is not forty five that is not nearly forty five correct currently running on very little sleep. It's been a long season. I'm twenty. Five minutes is much better than that. You're correct but I think five is like if we got five submissions. That would be like we'd be over the moon. I think even three is okay. Let's just hold off when we we just added the game night. I feel sold off. Let's let a week go by and see what the listeners say about this yeah. If a bunch of people excited than we know maybe we have like a user pace took oh by that. We're GONNA get a lot of submissions. Would you wanNA take submissions before putting it on the wheel and then if you have like a lot of a lot of good content may be then people know people aren't shy to contact. That's like send you know. Send us a tweet an email saying hey. I'll definitely submit if you do this. Okay it doesn't mean we're committing but you know we'll get. We'll figure we're going to get all right so that's number two number three three. This is from NICO FOR MINNESOTA. He says Nintendo Video Games are trash the same concept as the Oregon trail basically with classic Nintendo Games love the podcast had a ball at the live show in Minneapolis. We met Nico yeah so I guess we take a popular unintended video game and we play it like a one time thing so we're playing the legend Zelda on a pile dot com through the Levin and or Mario Brothers or something. It's gotTa be multiplayer Yeah multiplayer game. What's not which is dot com non multi player I would? I've read recently was that if the second player takes the controller they can control the duck did you did you ever hear that. No K. Remember hearing that as I haven't played Dot com since since I was one of those fake things those fake I duNNo. I don't know if there I think I need to hear more felt like a pitch of like a like. If there's like a game that would be fun to play on the podcast but no play US playing Mario Jio brothers on a pot on an audio podcast right well. We've had a lot of luck with video games. So far row rumbles one of our most popular demand and one was fun in Oregon trail Israel was maybe what are we gonNA say. Oh there's goes Marielle. John Really is Mario. Party is is a pretty good good one that if it was like maybe a four person you bring in Cima some guests you play Mario Party full of betrayals and and and and random luck and lots of frantic mini games like backward could be some in the past when we have not been actually the Oregon in trail we did ourselves but the rumble and when the Madden football game we watched a video of the game that was already played and when we cry yes happening happening so I don't know I mean maybe there's something there for classic Nintendo but I don't. I don't think there's enough there to green light. Nintendo Games are triggering right now. I agree okay okay last one of the day. Here's a couple throwbacks that are being pitched with new guests okay. TLC shows are trash. This was what I forgot last week. Okay are are Los Angeles. Respondent Alley Lascher went out to speak to handle Shapiro Hanish Bureau said she will come on and talk about. TLC shows trash in in particular ninety day fiance which you know is one of my favorite shows. What do you think about that? TLC Hanash appear. I'd be fine with that. I mean listen to Haddish Bureau. WanNa talk about anything so if it wasn't with Hash Bureau I'd be a little bit more skeptical but I feel like that. That's kind of trashy shell so I let's make sense with the hall pass you can't you can't say no to this right if she want money in the bank pass. It's a money thing I think Allie Lascher who I have to listen to. She says that we'd basically I think she agree with Jordan. I think we have whatever she says okay the only issue she was that it's a two hour show so we really have to cut. I do wonder if instead of watching an episode where maybe rob would be lost if there's a really good like youtube clip of the ten craziest things that's that's ever happened on the show and we just watched that okay so this is going onto the wheel. It's not like a sub wheel of blank shows or trash. TLC shows are trash while we need a second one for a sub wheel like it's not it's right now. Hang up but let me or let me pitch the second one alley lascher dry if you drink every time we mentioned are today dead. She says she is a friend who was on the house hunters international so when we were talking about. HGTV shows are trash. She can get a somebody who got their house on the show would be a very good podcast guess she said Yeah and when they're going to do about how centers I don't know if it's an expose but we'll watch watch his episode and maybe a second episode of well. The only things a Lotta people want us do that Brady show but now I'm hearing it kind of sucks. Oh I can't imagine Tara. Would you listen to podcasts that was robin. AKIVA interview a person that was on house hunters it depends is on the the person that you're interviewing is this is this a person that enjoyed their experience and looking like share one bad experience. That's right. I'm not sure I mean they. They have a house. I don't know I she said it was a funny episode Jordan time eating a lot what you've done blinkered our trash. They've been good episodes. I've enjoyed them. I think it's you couldn't just house hunters. You'd have to get a couple other. Hd Shows Until L. L. tells us those for for that episode but I think if you're talking about the episode and sort of roasting it and then you bring this person on sort of like the supplement the conversation about it. I think it would be a good podcast but I agree with Aaron if they're like super positive about their experience. It's not GonNa be very interesting super positive yeah I yeah I think it's I. I think it's something like I think it should go on the wheel. I think it's the kind of thing where you find three or three. HD TV shows and I would not be opposed to the to the subway for playing what's Hannah Shapiro or Allie lashes friend. who who was on a Shapiro Known Commodity Alley slashers friend is all for one with Alli lashes friends one. I guess with Miss Yes okay all right. So why don't we put. TLC I'll see shows are trash on the wheel and then if it works out then when we're looking for the next thing then they really have no connection they you know right well. How many blame the wheel right now? You don't need to have line. I'm just saying that it's no real impact on like saying like Hannah crush. That doesn't mean that allies friend. It's GONNA crush it yeah and who different novacaine pages you. I'm on the same page all right so we're saying Shapiro on the wheel. Though that's that's GonNa be a nightmare to we're gonNA tell us you are out of town for the next six months yeah. What are you gonNA? Do your thing okay one time. Yeah okay all right. Was that the fourth thing for Marinette more okay yes all right Jordan. Did you have an idea that you want the pitch today. Well it's not my I might original idea to ideas from one of the members of my what we'll say members of the family. Even I can't really confirm or deny if ah we're related or not uh so she came up with a lot of the Trivia questions he said this is not a trivia question but it's a mailbag I have there are so many flavors of Oreos now Pumpkin cheesecake Red Velvet carrot cake. I even saw a mystery flavor package the other day. What about having an Oreo bracket or maybe this is a joke? We discuss this for two years yeah. That's what I said I had this. I do think that you've spoken about thirty and on dozens of tired like Aaron even knew that we talked about this. This is this is this is forever. I told her I would read the suggestion Tara. Should we have a tournament of thirty different flavors of oreos absolutely. I don't know you're laughing about this. The best heard on that. Will you come for that absolutely absolutely you don't even I don't even like Oreos and I'd come yeah well. Do you know Tarran. We've done a serial tournament where we bought Thirty Bucks Cereals and five times each year one for for ten seconds cinnamon toast crunch okay yeah that's correct then well. I think it was incorrect but I was. I was outvoted. What was it was actually at the studio tournament well my which barely made the tour I oversee on instagram recently was throwing shade at Cinnamon Toast? It's crunch today that he had a tweet recently that was about to the mentos crunch I think he was throwing shade at it to have a chat chat. Yeah I gotTa let me see if I can if I can find it so this he has a picture and then a caption that does not really a doesn't really fit with the picture but it's sort of like a random using it's almost like a tweet accompanied by a photo but he said recently something about cinnamon toast crunch. I think he said that it that it stinks. I mean that's I mean that's a terrible take. I don't WanNA favorite said it was awesome but I think he said here says there's no such thing as a wrong opinion except not liking cinnamon toast crunch. Oh so now he is Dell negative threw me off okay. That's terrible yeah. That's why that's why he's on instagram and twitter with that because that's a confused yeah. There's no such thing likes in one re tweets parable take except that not accept not liking cinnamon toast crunch exactly but I didn't get cereal pick my wife and my favorite cereal as crispy but that barely made the torn because nobody else likes risks and then for the torment. I thought honeycomb should win but it got knocked out I think by frosted flakes in the first round. I haven't had honey awhile. It gets really go buy a box. It's one most popular serials rob. It was actually better than what is it a top opt-in cereal honeycomb like a top ten twelve zero. We looked into these. I think like fifteen years ago at least was the elite eight maybe yeah Akiva Kiva claims to be a serial influence there but he also thought that Chocula was on cocoa puffs Tara. I don't eat chocolate so you need a you know a Lotta. I have a lot of tange takes where it's like. You wouldn't think no I don't I don't I don't eat chocolate at all. So what how would I know about cocoa puffs blaming me for not kosher cereal that I wouldn't know they know we did a would you know we rented out an ice cream store and didn't ice cream tournament also yeah Akiva. This is a website now called Mr Breakfast Dot Com and there we're thirty four serials introduced in Twenty Nineteen introduced a new serial tournament. I don't know maybe we should rank breath. Thirty four serials introduced in twenty nineteen include Baby Shark Cereal Jeez Blueberry Blueberry cheerios actually awful yeah. How is that not great? I want cereal Chiro Cereal doughnut. You want some cereal. That's a mouthful right name of fiber one strawberry Vanilla cereal. There's something there new serials would you what you need to do is find the list for for all the new serials and then you'd be able to predict what's next big cereal. Yes okay yeah come up with some flavors and like or characters. We've been listening to work for like post or like some struggling cereal company. We could make them a new serial. Alright baby shark cereal. I think is got to be a huge huge winner at the supermarket it had it's I mean I would think like old town road cereal probably at least GonNa Happen and also what we need to do is find the least ten popular serials and see if we could rebrand yeah. That's not a bad ten grown cereals okay all right right Jordan all right so so arial says the Oreo tournament which hopefully will happen at some point in summer of two thousand twenty but I will say okay Jordan any ideas of your roane. Well all the ideas that I've ever brought up you. You have rejected one of them. Was I believe you were it was going to be the Robin Akiva Iron Chef where so you cooked meal and they rose or not turn on an oven. It wouldn't work yeah. I love this. This wasn't the Robin Akiva Arabica history. This was not even my idea. Someone else fits this. I don't even know who it was but no I don't. I don't have an all male that okay all right the snail mail Taryn we get one idea from Tarran before we in the modern you've consumed or you've absorbed Zorba all these ideas. Is there any kick out an idea for the wheel well. I mean number one and I don't know why I mean. It's obvious that you haven't done this and it's obviously should is that you should do a yogurt ranking your ranking Ya. Dan Wins Right. How Do you feel about yogurt? I I think the the the Greek yogurt is insanely overrated. I don't know how it's go. Tell Terry likes yeah. We'll see we're already. We're already fighting about us. It's already golden. I Know You like Plain Yogurt but I'm just saying I think in general the my kids have a lot of we have like a whole yogurt draw. I don't know if you have this job like we have half my fridges yogurt Salt Lake sometimes try like Oh. There's a trumpet in this and the next day it's like that's my lunch why you take it but I I so I get to try a lot of different yogurts. I'm Pro Yogurt Augert yogurt ranking we usually do we we do food tournaments and rings in Person Taryn. Oh yes well. Obviously you need to try I of the yogurts we'd have to trial the yogurts. But how many yogurts do you think you could. You could realistically try 'cause we also did an intimate Jordan was there also in my friend's basement and we all lost a will to live after trying like eight estimates and there was twenty four more how many yogurts could reasonably try before we just choose death. I mean it depends ends I mean if if it were up to me you would just you would just be ranking all of the plane Greek yet alike plain yogurt on the market but maybe we could do a couple of a couple of other flavors as well. Could you do a taste test. Ah Identify with via for you on big brother's over town watch this would you do you want any of our rejected ideas ideas for potential twitch streams shore okay right. What's what's one of the best rejected ideas? We've got a whole spreadsheet rob as well sitting setting marriage wheel list and we got some of the bad ideas from this week tune see if you could do anything with them we have we have we have a mask singer episode coming up at some point but that's rejected idea well up. Let me let me finish we but we showed up tim wrote in today and wants us to mask swinger episode where anonymous listeners come on and talk about their swinging lifestyle has got banned from ideas. He said that Robyn Akiva interviewing honest. If I told you how he spelled anonymous you wouldn't believe me. They're anonymous way of couple about the lifestyle well in any funny stories or encounters then Robin Akiva Hook them up with other interested listeners like invading show no real names us. I think he's just looking to swing. I'm not sure now now and that doesn't sound like the show up ten that I now listen. We're not judging. I will say a tariff. We are a bunch of our listeners on blind dates I yes I heard so so we did get a few requests like hey. I'm into like this policy lifestyle or swing like I'm for anything I was like. I'm not bringing up any marriages. I need like I think it was. You know it's hard to get like I live in a very specific city and do you know anybody who has this very specific we didn't we didn't really service any of those people there any success stories from that two marriages but not because of that not because no not that we don't have we we didn't get a second date but at the live show Minnesota we set up. We made a best friend setup rob myself Sunday Burke with set up friends and I we got ten N. Facebook Post this week that Robin tag they were hanging out a week. They like to go to Thai restaurants with each other. so we've made best friends and we've sort of adopted a couple that was already together before the podcast started and taking credit for them okay well. I think I see the problem here is that you were what you were swinging for the fences with trying to create love. I think the reason why this winger thing can work is that the goalpost is ally a lot easier to attain good point yeah yeah so should people if they want to talk about their anonymous swinging stories they. How could they contact us us? Well contact Taryn. He's getting reject that idea idea this is this is a retirement after dark mainstream rejecting this idea I mean Harry. The people like you know we shut up. The first of all. Tim Gets One more idea on the wheel. People riot I mean Taryn has a three part episode of the Taryn show talking to Brent about all sorts of crazy stories has like an actual. You know a lot of life stories that he's lived. What do you think would get Attaran if you come on the show who would get most was mad that you didn't pick them if you came on as a to take on Robin Akiva in game night formerly known as Padras Pot in a in a duo situation if I yeah I honestly I don't think it would be would be no one would be mad? I think Brent maybe would be the most manpower think I don't think I think we love Games. Though Games Brent and rent is is a very understanding guy very reason all right there are currently three hundred eighty one rejected ideas read number or fifty six ran away number fifty six from the rejected ideas. A lot of these are season three episode sevens from the early days this this is this is season three seven of the twilight zone tower of like that one. Oh Yeah I've already doesn't want to do because it's too scary what Alex Alexa now I think I think it is Taryn. It's always in three episodes evidence the name of the I think it's not a particularly really great one. season three episodes Taryn happens to be a big twilight zone guy I know how is the new one isn't Antonio also be. He's the Pizarro zone our got new one started out kind promise you but was not super great I was I wanted to talk to Matt Hoffman about it on switched. Its the grave. It's called a gunman visits. The grave of a man who vowed revenge is not yeah so here's another here's another h each word but if I would I'd say on January we'll not yet each word Robin Keeping Sex CAST AKA dark listeners submit their NS FW relationship issues or questions this comes on the wheel and expanded but exploding spot January twenty twenty and can only be picked for episode sixty nine nine coming up yeah up in what I think early January twenty twenty. What do you think about that? I kind of like the other idea more. I feel like we don't necessarily need to know a lot about what they're into but they were looking for other. People also be putting contact setups people with people for hookups. I feel like that was specifically. Not You'd rather hear people's sexiest. I don't want any of this. I was just reading goofy. Things Taryn Dr Mike for the gas. Oh no question definitely get okay. No I don't know no. Let's talk about what's on what's on the wheel. Yes okay right season three episode seven. How many slots is that up to now? I'M GONNA say three three three spots for season three episode number seven. We had a coin flip the coin flip be eligible to be picked but it's the possession Arrow right the now you if it's a coin flip it just automatically Rob's ensure that I felt like why are we going to ruin the. I think that if you find the game like you know why kill the Coin Flip No. We're the world's come to India. Where do you have a video game on? That's going to be with their ECKSTEIN. We're GONNA play where the world is. Carmen Sandiego Taryn you replay wearing the world is Carmen Sandiego Dago. I have not played you know I was always very confused as a child as to what was in where she was and why people cared decent Dece little young for that also are you a guy I mean I feel like I did play it but it wasn't like I played a lot more Oregon trail than Carmen in San Diego okay all right. I definitely played it in school. That's with Eric Stein. The crappy movie diaper is out there. We have the sequel mechanism. Be One spot crappy mood. I read by the way why because it was the early last week. He goes zero one two okay you say so all right then we have rules us our sequel mechanism you know the reason why we have veto is because then if something comes up that we don't WanNa do then you have to use the veto. I feel like that. We Really May oh. I don't I wanna do that this week. I don't WanNa do this this week and we're not doing it. I just think the rules are it doesn't come twice in a row. I think that's a fair rule the region we have like a million vetoes tos veto year. That's why we never have to Jordan. Is Your veto question that you were nervous. We're going to veto during this episode. My the question is that if if it is a robbery Cuba choice and Akiva fixing episode that rob doesn't want to do then via the absolutely okay yeah all right then we have the Mount Rushmore. We're going to name what should be on the Mount Rushmore of things than we have. Millennial judge not not Sally Splash. You're not the Rose Robin Akiva. Is that still is that out there is they were supposed to take that off last week in the waiting room okay so I've taken it off the wheel please okay. So when will it be ready. I only know it's ready. I don't know I need I need time to that needs to be put together. That can't be done in six days is Tara. Do you want to be on the dais for the roast of Robin Akiva where I get to roast you yeah absolutely people might people might zing you also which are issued podcast. There would be the best roaster Taryn. Who Do you think the best roaster man I mean obviously I think leader would be great at it on one since she wants to know? She said she she's up for. I mean alley lascher written her roasts already yeah the Terron said one thing to her on the podcast last week. She ran right for his jugular. Our really deadly deadly okay then we have a better attends hands Taryn. That's where a Cuban. I have to go out and see the worst movie based on the rotten tomatoes score at the box office each week there an update on what the new better attend movie is. I think it's still the John Travolta directed for the next few weeks but that infers that we can watch that from home because it's on Vod we have a hot takeoff. with Liana Boris we have people's choice where we'll spend the wheel three more times and then let twitter vote this weekend. Robin Akiva has been satisfied Jordan. Would you like to see this this weekend. Rob mckeever go to these sequel mechanism not for a very long time. I do not have enough time to write fifty three more or do you want to give Taryn. One of the unused mused questions for a podcast that he's never listened to ready I-i Seinfeld fan okay so let let me go to okay. This is from the the Chinese restaurant Taryn. What movie is Rob surprised to hear that Kiva has seen is a planet nine from Outer Space Space? Be The Godfather See shawshank redemption or d nine hundred eighty nine. Batman surprised that he has seen it that he has seen yes go with atman okay. I'll play a clip number thirty two okay clip number thirty see appropriately clip number thirty two Berkey. Jerry has lied to his uncle. He said that he's sick so he can get out to go see plan nine from outer space. Which is the worst movie the ever made supposedly key by now? You must have seen plan nine from outer space. I actually have seen it. Oh you have no okay yes the question. I haven't seen Jordan yeah who cut these questions. This was a I always like must be plan nine from outer space ace because I would be really surprised if we saw that movie supposedly and why would I've seen the godfather but like who would be surprised that it's the middle to definitely not it doesn't make sense. Joyously haven't seen hours today that was not to be questioned. Should I didn't come out with that. One yeah blame somebody say who it was. I won't say you know what I think. Parents should do so basically the the issue is that you don't know he couldn't preplanned this this game because it's contingent on which we could falls out because if this show happened that November fifth he'd have to questions that of podcast that Robin record the the last six years November fifth what if we made Jordan to get this back in the sequel mechanism he asked the he has to cut in fifty two weeks of shows and then whenever it comes up on the wheel L. Yes ready because he hasn't. I was used hand. It couldn't go on the sequel mechanism because we just did all the questions but it would just be whatever we comes up. He has to go back museums up. Do do this million. Everybody wants that. I I don't know that could be another pole for the polar no unless like because my job. I don't know if that's if that's even able to happen what the hard about helping you podcast if I knew in three days and say Jordan the demand is too great. We need to do it next week guarantee. You'll have it done for us a guarantee if I I like to please the listeners if the listeners wanted I would do it but I mean it's too soon. It's too soon we just did it. He uh he thought he could get out but they pulled them. Yeah okay then that's from the movie that Akiva hasn't seen the godfather that's from plan nine from okay question. That's insane that they couldn't listen to the last second the next two seconds all right then we have a third wheel people are going to the third wheel four Rob Nikita podcast Cameo cast-iron. That's when keep it. I will have a budget of fifty dollars to spend buying each other cameos and then we'll play them on the podcast and also also maybe listeners will buy US cameos that will play all in one episode we have the newly added game night now eligible for next week and TLC shows those are trash okay so let's go ahead and launch the wheel George. What do you hope comes up? I mean we've been hearing about the millennial judge for a long time. We've been manifesting alley last year in this podcast so much I think that's GonNa. I think that's going to be that okay. The wheel is the wheel does what we talk about about a lot so the wheel the wheel is listening or maybe it's just the Internet but that's what happens. Okay I have the wheel open. Taryn can can vouch for no funny business in this going on the first legitimate wheelspin since Minnesota. Yes Okay Tara. I'll give you the honor if you want to announce what what comes up on the wheel and release mmkay all right. It'll it'll say on a like when it finishes spinning. It'll pop up on the bottom of the screen. What it says okay you one better attend? Okay okay so that is the worst movie. That's out at the box office but what I wanted that's all I wanNA watch that with her. It is the fanatic directed by Fred. Durst you Olympics scaife Taryn. You're a little young probably won't be Olympics. Get Baby I baby I was I was never like a big fan but I was secretly in shamefully a little bit enjoying them okay. I think we all were in John Travolta Travolta Guy. He's a star of this film. I mean masters intimate John Travolta obviously and everyone's sisters crush when they were my age Devon Sal I think is in this movie to Devon Sowell's survivor no devin but you don't remember. It wasn't me like just a bad joke. I know I got it but I like. I'm shocked that people don't know Devon Saola Ansel Al Gore Tarintino Ansel elgort is that was another sense question and so elegant is man. I know the name is it's not like I'm your host. Leader is gonNA cancel so you. If you don't know how gorgeous yeah the Devon style wine ansel elgort. I have a real you know. I don't know okay Attaran watching the live feeds all summer. He doesn't have time for an awkward and catch up on the movies soon okay. He's just an actor all right. Oh He's the guy from baby driver. Okay yeah baby driver right. Believe Yeah Okay all right. So what's the movie the fanatic the fanatic so it's essentially the crappy movie diaper just was on its own happy about this. This is it came up up like two or three weeks ago and then we ended up re spinning so well it wasn't it wasn't around yet right we couldn't we didn't have time to go to the movies veto no rob. We haven't used the veto very very doable. We'd have to figure out like a like a gas or or anything like that. No okay so the nation Yeah Devon South was founded this nation. I believe he was Casper. The friendly ghost he was the kid he you know Devon salary you just minos name care far more about fun of this nation than what Casper's all of what you're much younger than me. Casper was like a big deal. If you're like thirty three Casper there was a big deal when I was a child I D Casper van Your Casper Spooky Afoot the movie Jordan Yeah. I like the movie when I was a kid. We put that in the crappy movie diaper happy movies. I know it's a great movie. It's too good yeah you can put that in there for the friendly Goethe I mean it's a sad story Casper yeah but Casper in my girl does he is. He like Christina reach. He's buddy and my girl making things up now. I don't know timers lender. Is it for you now four fifty eight. I'm having fun for two more hours here I have to I have to watch my size. Babysit before people are GonNa be mad at me. You don't pay at least even though he didn't say that five times forty five yeah no it's fine yeah yes fine the night where the vibes casper her was. You're jammed Jordan. Yes in one thousand nine hundred five probably when you orborne now seven I was born nineteen ninety. Yeah Okay Okay Ben Stein. That was another game for the guessing celebrities ages. What do you think about that game? I like it Gessler Jason Bateman for the for the game night yeah okay good as standalone standalone podcast but for all all again ten minute games that's that's good. I don't know this Jason Bateman Taryn he's forty seven. I don't know the answer. I was just asking yeah okay. I think that's a pretty sound guess yeah I guess fifty one. He's fifty okay see that was closer there. You wear one over though I don't know. Are we doing over role. So are we doing family feud. That's up for that. The family feuds side spices right. It's late. It's Tokyo in that same mistake on a podcast before okay all right Jordan Kayla where people listen to you every single week listen on this survivor on on rob has podcast. I think most of you know where to find that and that's about fifty fifty okay this week in survivor history. It's GonNa be looked for it. It's going to be right after the wiggle room this season. It's the what the show called survivor this. We can survivor history this season. I think it's calling me called the wiggle room. I did work on that. We have to work where we're still working on. What is going to be is it still the shack done working on it? Okay so beyond beyond the lookout for that okay and then of course Jordan is on twitter as well. He is at Jordan fake survivor seasons coming up. No not not scheduled but it could happen. I always find out like in the next week noted them especially if we've already given them playing them. It's fun. It's one thing to play them. it's another thing to look camera guy. We're playing playing them as a lot more fun. I've I've played more than I've done production season on this podcast cast have we do heels no but like with sixteen people and then we just have one night survivor game. It'd be a good idea for repacked. Maybe at the you know the next Robin Kiva Live. Maybe idea alive survivor going. It's gotta be like it's like an hour our I mean we we did. We need it around the table. big brother game at one of the last know-it-alls you just have a bunch of people sitting around able unhanged the game of survivor in front of each other. okay have like votes every couple of minutes okay. That sounds like fun. I it's actually would not be a bad all right so Jordan's onboard on-board all right Taryn. Where can people find you whether you're going to be doing a vanilla yogurt taste test? Yes you can find the yogurts. It's an rob homecare crazy. It's not vanilla. I like Vanilla. yogurts is a very area. I thought you were saying that instead of a lot of terrible people assume that vanilla nine and no Sir Labor No it's plain yogurt. You can find all of the plane scream flavor. If Lane is your favorite you don't eat icecream lactose intolerant or you just have crazy food. Take I'd just have crazy takes this guy back on the podcast ever have been okay. I gotta go on the Taryn show. I I need to hear. I need to hear more really down that he won't he's the he's the interviewer I know you can't you can't get in. How can you have you host? This is my my pitch. You host Taryn on the Taryn. Show and you ask you get to the bottom of Taron. Saul many have tried yes if if if he wants to. I'm sure that he can reveal more and more about about and we're GONNA pressure tearing I feel like I don't know I tear in it. I don't know if you know I'm a big Taryn. Show fan but I also feel like I know people aren't very little value from the terrain show what coast of the country you live on or anything. We'll see the avid listener will pick up on many many details throughout the entire tear. You can glean things here and there but I feel like it's our but anyway you should bring back the Taryn show. I liked the Tandja ranch it has it has not run. I mean a weekly not like hey. I'm doing it monthly right now. Yeah that's fine. That's find one. you know what you have an invitation to be interviewed on the bench. I'm up for it especially if it was like literally during the Day Day when I'm supposed to record this weird survivor as well. You know what lost the game you were forced together. We'll work on our schedules and we'll figure yeah. I'm that it needs to be. I wish okay alright and that Akiva you and chances are you. Are you guys up to two episodes a week or only one the episode on thirty two fans. Why would we do oh you mean because we talked about doing a Patriot yeah? I don't know a thing if it did poorly. I don't think my heart could handle doing a patriot and then like only seven mm people signing up for something yeah. It's it's the Jewish holidays we could barely do. Maybe in November. We'll do one but I've been on a roll with picking Games so yeah thirty two fans need to yeah and you're yeah you've been yeah but we pick against the spread you on here. I have played the rules for what's the spread what's being against the spread. I know you're not a big football. Guy Had to define that term yeah like. Do you think people know that who aren't football people. I mean probably not too bad probably not the details of it. I assume it means something along the lines of like going against the grain now exactly yeah yeah by the way Amanda Rabinowitz Rabinowitz had had an idea. I guess we could read it next week. What does it really teased it now? Okay fine all right. It's a similar idea to what Taryn saying we'll get the next week a similar radio attaran against the grain no but no whatever you say you're three hours into a podcast saying you just want me. We know you just said too. I thought to people you're saying no. She wants us to explain a sport to people and then like have a listener doesn't follow sports come on and we're going to pick their favorite team for them. Then you do that on their defense well we didn't do it. We have a listener from New Zealand who said like mention attention all thirty two teams like when they're previews an I'll pick and then he picked the jets maybe thirty two fans idea the jets the jets I guess he's from New Zealand and he you know he knew he wanted to be like an outsider. I Dunno you think it was the Winnipeg jets. I don't know is this. This gives me an idea. Okay well. What if what if you have a podcast where you bring on people who are very not knowledgeable college able about us? Yes you quiz them on it and see how ridiculous it become knowledgeable like. I think it's fun like a man to sink. She wants to become basketball men and she wants us to pick a favorite team for is there any sport you follow Taryn. You're not a sports guy right. Big Brother you carry. I was big brother's very physical over the years yeah yes I listen and what about the challenge I feel like Jackson is going to be like a ten season challenge. We started challenge yeah yeah. I think the point here is to see like is to try to get them to come up with like guesses and like how funny it it is but if they literally no nothing about baseball or something is that we'd be funnier is the you and I get quizzed. It's about something that we know nothing about so. It's like laugh at us. We're stupid idiots out something right everybody else knows about. I feel like it's backwards like I don't think it's fun. PODCASTS OF US like you know making fun of somebody because of what they don't know right now it was like so yeah tarrant you wanNA favorite. NBA team do a do. I do. I want you one. Do you want us to give you one. We'll give you one right now. This sure let's do it. You're a Sacramento Kings guy now. You need like biking journey Z. I know we're Pelicans guys. He's a kings guy. I'm Marteen your Sacramento Kings Superfan now and you know what you picked correct because I'm a big fantasy guy so to say I'm a King's man and I make on what I'm into Darren Fox. I'm it listen. There's only the only place goes up so nobody will use you being a front runner. Okay all right. Let's wrap this up Jordan Caitlyn. Thank you for all your hard work. Key allies did a great job. I really appreciate Jordan. Thank you so much for coming on. I'll see you. I'll see you keep it on this weekend survivor and keep doing the perfect stranger song right yeah. Oh okay. I just got six tweets during the show saying you better someone literally just tweeted. I think it was abby the Almond Dinger someone just tweet and said I will hunt you down. If you don't do the guys out tra- all right you sit stay with the perfect. Strangers is a great Larry Malki. Take it away This episode episode of Rob has a podcast is sponsored by friends over at Truecar. 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TFATK Episode 492: Rob Schneider

The Fighter And The Kid

2:01:04 hr | 1 year ago

TFATK Episode 492: Rob Schneider

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Yes I'm sick and tired of you guys suggesting brings rings Tar Tar Nass and and look at the dense lines in his face some of the comments there still are so funny. People have just so ruth old this where my dad should have smartphone dude whenever I post a picture with you. It's just chill. I don't even bro Sweep pig credit. I'll read the comments but now I read them to see how they can be and it's just you gotta head like an insurance salesman who has just crazy shit man. He's I think it's it's the it's the it's the meanest funniest shit you won't. You'd apologize the fund kid listeners for doing podcasts on Thursday. I went on trial. Jolla the judge to everybody. I've been onset doing re-shoots. Daddy had that had a lot of pretend to do this week. He makes bank. Pretend it makes bank. Haley came to my set. It's awesome. I love her. I fucking because she takes me goes. Hate your show tonight but I was onstage. Tiga from God who is is this. I've talked to who is who disc with Eggplant Emoji. Just kidding who this eggplant yeah. She's a Taylor anthea fuck yeah just at high. She's a good girl Greg. How talented you're shooting? Goldberg of Schools Shooting schooled schooled lot of on location football stuff and what was I feel foreign to you to be on a football field I ah I got you know I have speed by the way forty yards is longer than I gave it credit for say I run a four whatever it that's a really long the if you're not used to it. It's actually very long looking to me that short no. Let's white stupid. Lana football forty yards is not that easy given maybe but the thing thing is it's stupid to make linemen run four deaths because they never on a forty yard dash the run side to side but tenure deaths right up was right ten yards like why of forty but now the football field what do all the extras were there and their audible players some big kids and then there was a guy who was Nali huge but impossibly muscular and this must be high school. I bet you didn't talk to him at all. I walked up to him and I went there you go. I go you look like a pro football player. You don't you can't fitness it was I was because I was you are he goes yeah play for the cardinals I go okay okay and so how would you play. He goes defensive tackle. I'm crazy crazy just why kit and just a monster and obviously they're looking at the camera and they go well. That doesn't make sense. I mean everybody's big but to just like halfway cast so so did they kick. They cut them from yeah he couldn't he he yeah into Guy Great Guy name his lathe his his cousin or brother other I think it's his cousin is in the wwe. He plays fuck. I can't remember the guy's name I should know. It's kind of a famous guy but it comes from is just a giant family. They're all like appease and he's trying to get into acting yeah just a good guy just a good fucking guy de cut them see later. Well no no Sir you your your hugest achieved distract from that and and and unmistakably looks like a real athlete like you're like Oh you know Jesus played for the cardinals for hot so yeah yeah see I Brian guests perform. It is twelve a terrible game. Yeah Randy Ninety Orton. Maybe Dow event is his. Dad's Mick Foley. That's cool on all right DAD's Booker T. Do you watch pro wrestling. Excuse me sorry I'm questioning. No one doesn't hit me awesome sprays. You don't watch pro. I'm surprised feel like you might be a little bit of you know as a kid baby yeah kid I did corrupt. It must be a blast to do although it's physically so I think it's a blast Kurt angle to maybe more injuries from from pro wrestling by far than wrestling yeah yeah like jumping off fucking laugh and stuff. I find it. I respect what they do and I know it's hard. I find it so embarrassing when I watch it when they're like have the wrestle. I'm like Oh do that. Guy's forty acting like that but the best is the guy who uses his Dong- when he'll put your hand on his dog and he flips you you've seen it. What the what yeah he's got yeah with the VIC dunk power simply not seen this awesome guy? He's the greatest of all time he's a famous wrestler Crotch yeah he he throws what's his name. W Riders Cross Kreider Zack Ryder Zachariah rider. I don't know yeah I'm not mad at her now nor should you be this Acuna do the wwe diva girls are hot enough to make areas. There is throws. He phase put just have put throwing dues with his crotch. This is his Mu. I'm sure it was just put yeah yeah whatever his name is throwing dudes especially. If Dick is his move. It's GONNA pop up yeah. He's a stud and this is real. This is real not really no. This is real dudes Zack Ryder. I Dunno I it's just it's all just malarkey and it just says you but I think a lot of it's true. It's so strange. The guy's name is he's awesome. Now cain Cain Velasquez doing it enjoying it from Kobe. COMINGTON wants to eventually get into it. Shale is a lot of guys a lot of money I don't. There's not a lot of money it again. It's like the UFC only the top guys making money. If you talked to any guys even the real famous ones I did until you get to a certain level. You're not making a ton money. Actually it's just like south yeah five thought about their on the road three hundred days a year like you're not you're not scrooge mcduck rich unless you're the rock or Batista a different level and you don't even the rock down his movies has be dwayne Johnson because deb W owns the name the rock the percentage whenever uses the rock rock. What would your name if you were? I know what mine would be Brown. If you couldn't use big bro I got. I gotta get some royalties on that at my big you beat you be a little little little Phil Dude. Have you rank your your the rinks brinks. I'm rank rank. Frankie's wrinkle wrinkles dual just sprinkles but then the crowd yells rinks earnings wrinkles and dents wrinkles and dents wrinkles in dance. Nope just wrinkled now but I feel like I'm also small. Also I'd have to have a baby in there are no no no you're not. You're not real wrestler. You're like you're like the guy who's a fool. Yes my precious undertaker. Yeah the Paul Albert. You're my pallbearer. I am big ground and rings. I don't like this. I don't know bringing a suit. Whatever you hear US Yell Weird Shit from the Friday prior? He's fucking suit. Come on like in an alternate universe choices choices can be a second man. I I can't afford fucking blows from snorting adderall do can imagine how would a life that is like Penn and teller which one doesn't talk. Is it teller Taylor big. I hate fucking life like he's like Oh yeah. Don't talk the mother yeah. That's that's your gimmick right. That's your all the time when you have when you have a gimmick that you have to stick with yeah when you have a routine yeah. That's your stick. They used to call it a a stick. No you can tell he's dying on the right well. They're just made a lot of money. I guess a ton of money Eddie yeah that that that's when the pen was thick he was thick. Oh my God four hundred pounds. He's tall man very tall but he's Vegan now now so he's real skinny well all right yeah. He's a lots can go long. They've been doing entertainment dude longtime man longtime the they're great and so I've never been to this. Show 'cause pay vegas shows but I heard it's great. I'm sure it is their great and the smother brothers smothers brothers remember them. They were amazing. They were blooming groups blue man group. I saw I was they put me on stage really. Did you splash some. I was there at the same night. That Jeff Copeland was there. We were both brought up on stage just glass painter I I didn't I was put in the mold. It's funny about this story. fucking hilarious with the blue man group united the United put you in that that that Gel again. What's funny is that we don't know what's funny about it is that that's something that you would definitely remember as I tell a story? I was brought up on stage as I tell the story though I can't remember if that happened to me or if they did something else with me. I don't know if I'm lying it. was that long Longo. I'm not kidding and I I'm. I was brought up on stage. I have a witness to it but I can't remember what I did. I can't remember if I saw Brolin stage. Are you look hold on and I know what's going on here. Yeah you think is the blue man group is David Copperfield and you ended up on an island. Zach was remember that's. What did he get out of? The whole thing is still making things disappear filming got out of it. Is He yeah his billboards everywhere dude. I heard that Chris Single show is to die for really. I heard it's been doing it for hot second yeah. He just looked so preposterous helix so it's like dude. Dude affliction ended a long time ago. He's a very happy with his torso with his whole dump jeans. Let's see here. It looks better is here again. You know it's bank that dude's making but at the end of the day it doesn't matter how much money you have in your bank account your head pillows huck in. I used cool there yeah but I was gonna say that's right if well well don't deal the cool one go to the ridiculous one of them he would go to dame. I think he would go to David plane. When blaming of public spectacles he go there and hang out his car? He was a hustler man he made. I bet you we'd like him but he's bet you end up liking the dude. I bet he's again. I exactly he's very good at what he does. Stay stay in shape handsome. Dude you know a little silly but why not why not why if you built like that why not wear chains and and break up outlined freak he's got he's got great is he. Looks at your friend for Great Britain. He looks like francs more sensitive less must yeah. He looks like Franks emo little brother Yeah. That's what he looks like. He looks like Emo Freak. What's his look up his nationality? I I'm GONNA say Italian. I'm GONNA say Black Magic Magic yeah he might be from Mawr but but he's good I've seen some of the shady does is really good man show but I wanna see what is religion religion as a worries were Jimmy the kid always. ABC's Greek Greek Greek yeah we'll see angels Greek Christopher Nicholas Sarah and Sarah Kaku fifty one dude while hey looks good originally New York Sir Neil in the world The New York Greeks are very good looking people a hustler. He's my age fifty one. You know what I was watching last night. I've seen it the thirty thirty Dennis Rodman and he talked about how base I I was falling a little sleep this but he he so he was in Detroit right he grew up Kinda weird and then he was in he had drafted drafted by the Detroit. Pistons was doing his thing but he was like real shy and then he thought he was gonna be the forever. 'CAUSE had family felt like the team was his family so that team dispersed. It's professional sports knowing Steve Forever. He's for seven years goes from there the San Antonio Spurs and this finally like Oh. I'm going to be myself so I I I in his hair. He starts while in the fuck out doing things hanging out at gay clubs. wearing dresses makeup may talked about a little bit I think that being bisexual hi sexual being bisexual like fancy about having sex with dudes for him and then I saw some screen shot and 'cause my brother was the biggest Dennis Rodman fan he had the shoes the green ones they call them the worm and there's the screen shot that goes death Rodman talked about being bisexual or gay so I'm like that and size screen shots sent to my only go favorite player growing up gay. Am I really no way only get. Do I get you don't wear dress to sell a book in this. Be Cool with it in that have some Dixon your something's going go back that was him back in the day right there yeah when he was a Detroit bring it up talking bisexual before I misquoted shirt he had a son and his son daughter. Hey calm. was that the Malka worker he had a daughter then it just wasn't around cheat and she goes up. She's I'd. I didn't have a dad like he thought I just sending Toys Shits being a dad. I heard that he lost custody of the child or something. I don't know you got to watch the documentary. You don't have to hear any more details you. I see tells you like just wasn't there. I got a divorce from the MOM he starts crying about it. Of course I'm sure he's a very very he's an odd guy but he's a very sensitive guy scroll up a little bit soon as control hunt. I think we're GONNA add I think the worst things that I was doing that people call me drunk driving and be going to jail was the best thing that happened me and then all the good things happen for better worse because I was building this individual Oh okay bill not Brian with the US proud of actually brought the gay community to the forefront of sports because the things I was doing I dispose Shaker acre. I went in a bathing suit and had make up on stuff like that and I was flamboyant when I was doing it and stuff like that. People are like well this guy because he's not afraid to go the box. I think percents sports thing is a lot. There's probably more bisexual thing gay in sports. I'm sorry guys expose everybody or solve. All of them would come out acceptable today. hold up. I don't know any man on this planet any man's plant that don't go into the shower and look at another there man any man that don't do that gay or not Ganic you who you are a man's going another man. I don't give a damn how you look at it. He's not gay though but yet pride of that image interesting well of course I do but I don't look at that man and go man. I wish Dick Different animal. Yeah I mean you do but sometimes you know what I'm saying. We all knew you're gay man well-documented his wealth but to to me was so obviously he wears the wedding dress Dune. I guess not his attention. There's just so not that the idea of how did is it all CIA probably he always wanted to kind of be like he probably always the fashion always in the decoration not right now. He talked like He. It's almost like he built this does Ron opens up his relationship with gay men so use Dayton Madonna from yeah bit that she wanted the baby and he broke up with her. What about like when athletes now I can understand when athletes we were talking about how Odell Beckham wore a two hundred fifty thousand thousand dollar watch when he didn't pay for it though right and I was like well? There's a great marketing whatever he did silly. We're talking abused prom and he's one of my favorite place but here's the problem. You're not winning so it's a distraction. You're not winning so if you're winning if you're winning you can wear that if your home and your ball and you can you can do that but when you do that stuff you're not winning then. It's just a distraction team especially. When your team didn't execute they weren't disciplined and you're doing this like dedicate the time to do it man? This is the time to do it at the time. What is this They're really him. It looks like him yen again. I don't think Rodman says he's not as gay no he doesn't he doesn't care. I think he's by bisexual. He says that right. You mentioned by sex yeah like you. You don't wear all that shit you. Don't let me go to the other quote verses bisexual or maybe he just likes bisexual people. I don't know it's very possible well. He's not gay. We're here guessing by. You don't wear dresses and do whatever he has. He's just complicated. Oh he's talking about bisexual athletes tell because he's now no again. FELLAS FELLAS would be you. GotTa listen to the documentary 'cause he says out of his mouth. Yeah Yeah Yeah. He says he's had fantasies found sex with men since he was okay. This isn't like hearsay. The documentary like metrics will be around but here he killed the documentary on Tuesday man. He addresses all this all right well. y'All says he is more famous than Jordan for three years and you know a lot of players agreed with him as famous as threes. He definitely was in the United States. I don't know about all over the world but he definitely there you well yeah bad as I WANNA be. My brother had that book if he's I think he's on the front on a motorcycle so that's where he said he was bisexual Berlin. I think my brothers bought the book now will live Madonna's lead but they were saying how one of the reasons Rodman did get famous Jordan's because he was Dayton. Madonna said I got hooked up if true attack even John Salley whose teammates like Robin's big but there's no way we know Rodman like Rodman if he wasn't dating McDonald's you know John Sally met him. No I know John Pretty well. Great Guy Really Cool Guy Smart smokey that I miss miss him. I wonder what he's doing. I haven't heard from him. He was on the scene for a while doing stuff different he was in. La Thirty the thirty for thirty school because Jamie Fox X.'s narrating it my love to watch more than thirty thirty. They're so good I love Jesus Day. I WanNa cry you an interesting the June dan when he's talked about it though ready for that cannabis entrepreneur actor Vegan and base yeah he's great do when they show the highlights of the Detroit Pistons you know in the early nineties when they're the bad boys don't tell a different game I mean night and day just just rougher more caution to the wind or man like pirates yeah like they get fucked up. Everybody knew that shows them like push down. Jordan like taking Scottie Pippen talks in the crowd who Rodman the Beer Lambert they were. They were nasty man. Tom Because nobody was really watching. You didn't have they would've they. Watch him but you didn't have the twitter one percenters everything was making news and now you have tattle tales now. You got a bunch of Knox watching everything you do. Oh yeah you know you just got tattle tales. Everywhere tattle tales everywhere ruining fund those Pistons beat Jordan Yeah. There's the team there. I wouldn't be surprised if Isaiah Thomas will buy to her room speaks them all. I've heard rumors handsome guy. is you see I think so when he was younger man Yeah it looks like a Black Doug Blackwood Doug the curtain Doug Good Looking Guy Man man. I don't think I bring him. Bring advisor to be very expressive lady in the room. WHOA that's different Isaiah Thomas? How do you suppose other name Let's see that's is eight times. The third put Isaiah Thomas Detroit there you go there you go there. It is Veritas there you go now when he was a young young man. That's that's now. He's older now. He's my age go to go that bottom. One the face changes get older not that we'd face chin the but at bottom far-right second row and yes you're one to second row last picture square jaw. He's you're saying last row second row. Yeah I mean built like you know like a Greek. God the only woman that let's let's get thanks sure though I'm telling you is not known as a ladies man is looking cat if you think Carlton's hot from Fuck in fresh sprints Obama lyric. You'RE GONNA love Isaiah Tom Yeah but looking I think because he's athletic no I just thought he was always have fairly handsome. Dude Dude. He's good looking in a goofy way. that's not good. That's not sexy there you go. That's what that's Isaiah. Thomas go go. Hey is that Luke rock holder Isaiah Thomas get the man that you want your game. What we say nothing? Don't talk behind my back like this more doing podcast. You're there are some yeah when he speaks love. How the short shorts just makes so much sense why they were the ones out starting at short was that who came up with the Croats Joe? I was GONNA say it was joins the one that did that and joins one warzone choosing out fine like a motherfucker so unschooled last year we talk about that and one of the episodes where I start wearing cool who lots because my team my one of my students is wearing that without what year it's ninety one or something I mean joins the one who started it. Yeah he started it so that's his rookie gee season and then and then you'll see he's the one that made the baggy shorts thing is. You don't have quoted out like that. I'm wearing on blasting wearing my sheikhs seeks out the best dude where I don't. I don't get why boxers do it. Either wave their down but it never came back. The short shorts never came back. They've never made a comeback. It'd be in SPANDEX shorts starting to come back because they Lebron and some other guys are starting to wear short ashore where not like Isaiah Zeh a short where you're no but Lebron should be in the old school is in shorts dude. You'll see you see high school kids to like you see a Lotta. These other kids aren't aware shortest short-sea. Those aren't Super Bag. He's still baggy. They're still not sure on the dude. Everybody's covering their body up. The Dick. Piece is in the front. Those are those short and then they were Spanish that are neath yeah but he's Spanish underneath but still does he wear specs that is that he's muscles tight. Stay warm go on the bench to see those are those are at least smaller than the the way some kids where I don't get why when we're just short shorts I agree with you. They make their on start doing that. Dude I'd be shorts on the other day. When a summit my even my son is dead short shorts art or too short if he's too short too short and too short daddy of short shorts he's Yeah I yeah they all school? You know the old school running shorts pure I used to go running and that's what I wear to- right. I feel like you get away with it. Get mixed signals hip. The fashion mixed signals John came in yes yeah running. It is a it is a I do see gay men wearing those shoes j. guys fash your signaling the gay guys on the forefront. It's called sexual all signaling right so you're doing that in your knee when short shorts or guys have like a little bit quads on winter towards is like yoga pants the hot chick. What are you doing something imagining? I like them. I like the way they look sorry dude. Can you go back not that Short. That's now that one. If you go down no cheeks you could show us the there you go. The singlet now goal is to wrestle it what I wrestling. That's a good luck right there. I'll buy those and in posted instagram of those that that's hilarious short shorts just makes accent. They just make sense I like short shorts man. That's aggressive but my swim trunks are really short but gals tend to not really like that. They like symposia. Say Fuck these hoes. That's what I do. What's comfortable all right well? You're not gonNA wear those which ones the white ones. They've got a good physique but a little Dick though I can wear those yeah now now the letter look can where your chicks gone up shorts. Well those those are your hold up. I took my rice committing Calabasas the girl she she has an apron on in the front she turns she goes. You WanNA culprit Cone Cup Akot. What do you want to see Conan cool? She turned down to get the cone her ass cheeks. Were hanging. I'm I'm saying dude hurt these shorts covered three inches yup. Her asshole was in everybody's face any the dad makes me goes turned around. He's he's like all all these daughters hand in like oh Jesus and you see them like look away but then we both even I was like oh I should say eighteen so the guy goes oh Jesus Jesus and he looked at it and his wife goes wetness. Nothing air go off fucked up to it. was you could see the short work around the ASTLE. You could see the brown almost do that's. That's she's getting this chocolate ice cream. That's a commitment asshole that it's a real a commitment. I mean this kids. Do you see the outer rim. You could see the nudges the rim yeah yeah the you can see the it's. It's crevasses that'd be my favorite part is all the data was even a little worse a little worse so she's wearing a thong for shorts is what she did. Well I like that and that is really short. Dude I swear to God almost idell now she. She didn't look like that okay. So that's a big problem. She looked like that didn't have the cheeks out the back either yeah some girls the confident it is a hot girl summer and they just have the so you like hanging out with a girl well. I I love it when the girls have the MIDRIFF and there's have the guts sticking out like Oh yeah at the sears in nineteen eighty five live I saw I saw some of Jason. This gal is very big and she had impossibly short shorts on and I remember looking going. That's that's that's confidence that there's something she's just celebrated and I swear to God as I walked by her friend goes. I never forgot her friend goes so can I just tell you like this. I must all six so. Can I just say that when you wear shorts like that and that's all the Kapor ooh. That's a difficult conversation. I don't I don't mind it. I liked the Chubby bunnies that get in those you know the confidence you have to look in the mirror and go fuck walk yeah yeah and then roll out that Chili Bowl and a lot of it's like guys who are just heavy as hell and they just they just don't give a shit some a bike thing movie sure what kind of bike is definitely a Schwinn. Is that a Schwinn. That's ever know Schwinn beach cruiser. That's a beach cruiser the Beach Yak back when when when when preachers on where's well. Let's get my script when a woman wears ride a bike sometimes can be a situation situation all right so a guy with implants at crystal Leah we were at the Coffee Bean and Oh God decrease them up and he walked by Chris goes as we're we're talking. We're talking about something else and definitely don't do that. You're but laugh so hard during hold up check out the Chico's occurs. Where were you chin? No where the fourth one in that is so bad yeah. Plastic surgery on a man doesn't doesn't look so good. Joey picks spent thousands to get prenton perfect with the Brazilian the Brazilian where they take the fat from Your Tummy. Put in your ass. Oh the person live in the flesh. It ain't terrible men now. No that's real. That's cool. That's unfortunate. That's difficult yeah well. Wow that's impressive. Hester hurt yeah it well. I my friends girl did that as you got the fat put on her and she couldn't sit down for six weeks and she had to wear compression they W- you wear a compression thing and you get massaged so they massage the fact that so worth and then after six weeks all good baby Brennan take it easy do look at Nicki Menaj Cardi B. Hey hold ups Chin screw up Hebron oh that might be same guys with the jealous thing wow I guess gay guys human beings have always done. They've always altered their body in any way they can't from place to. They're all men WANNA do that. They go. One thing. I got is a booty on me. I'd like to have arms that. They have bigger arms better chest but you can't have it all Brian. I'd rather have a booty than like then a flat ass. Can't there's nothing like skinny arms dr whatever but a flat F- yeah yeah we'll -til enhancement. How many guys get half well? I just I can't wait till they're able to listening to David Sinclair on Rogan. Who is the guy talks about how they can re re? Bring back your aging by ten years eventually and all that stuff d say when well it's not that far off toys with human growth hormone. DHEA and Metformin there is a the human beings that they've identified a clock on humans like an actual biological clock. If you will and there is a molecule pollock you'll you can look at it or a mighty conrail or DNA something in the DNA and it can actually tell you when you're going to die. According to Sinclair Yemen they can start to pinpoint how long you have and then you can start to take these drugs like foreman of turns it back two and a half years at this point to experiment was only with nine. Hey two and a half thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing right last night and a half two and a half a barely see can eat yeah but the idea would be that intense. I like the idea is you're eighty. They might be able to bring your biological clock back to when you were thirty so you can do physical things and be you know that's the idea here. I think it's wishful thinking I mean I do believe that we are within the shame I two hundred something like that so when born get a hundred and fifty the medium age GonNa grow like crazy yeah because we will have viruses that they can shoot in your eyes and all that stuff but so much of this the the the I i. There's been a person born. Who's GonNa live two hundred fifty so they I I like because you can you can pick them an instrument now? I had that guy on my podcast Aubrey de Grey he studied the lead singer of the studies. The seven different seven different mechanisms in which the human cell breaks down and they're studying. They're studying those mechanisms and then how to stop it. Motto Contra Osho but is it true is one hundred fifty or is this just says the first person who lived two hundred fifty s already been born revisited yeah mutations Qendra intracellular aggregates chunk inside sales sick well what would be called living fluent in the piano Hanno. You could be talking about pianos shit or I spent a lot of time with my family. You know that would be nice. Joe Fuck Piano do yeah but why Santorum anti-monarchy fifty yeah. That's pretty cool yeah the piano now dude. I like the idea of mastering different things and having a lot of time to do it. You know I don't know. Would I be doing lynn the piano now never gonNA be fucking rich Kinda for a year. I don't work There's a technical proficiency. You've gotta get to before you can actually you can learn chords and actually learn how to play certain songs and make a lot of work. It's it's where I loved it. I Love I love love love the drums and piano because I like the I like the tactile I like. The primary used to have a trump's trump's that you'll still get. I still did it. I love it. I love practicing stick stick's and like all the stuff that should I love. I really do but that's more I. I liked the feel of it you learn how to play the drums. If you really practice in a year and you can play on the bongos he learned in like three Emma Yeah my dad's big bongos. I came home one day after college and said Bongos if other than three months my joy Janet my buddy you well you know his son Louis Drunk. Oh my God can you play talk does though yeah I mean he practices six seven eight hours a day and that was banned is becoming huge. He's that kid is like he's always been artistic and now he's a monster on the drums to. That's like a whole `nother level of drums. You're just like Oh fuck. You can look at my boy travis CBS Barker. He's playing his drums with his eyes closed. He of course the whole thing. Just is closed. I will say this. I played the piano for a year because I I wanted I wanted I wrote a play about a piano player done. Ask and why the movie piano though Oskar. It's called the American piano player now it was it was if I can. I don't want that I actually did it. I did it as a one act and it was really it was really good but I didn't play the piano it but I I remember rows playing so much that I was able to use the weight of my fingers like I literally just you get to a point where you can just use the way to your fingers to play. It's so effortless. I'm just playing courts. I wasn't playing playing like it was really cool but I was like Oh fuck. This and I had a teacher show me he would break down songs and you could actually play the song yeah yeah gentleman the great rush. I saved him. Hey You Z. Y. Kid Yourself what happened lists what happened to like move. We offers all going so well. Transitional Gopher just walked in. It's great. I'm great. How are you good? I was just were finally doing this. Yeah that's beautiful man. You could just tell this is another shirt off. Let's get really what's up fan. Brian Cowen is had to jet out some doing this solo one man army here but also Brian doesn't need to be here for this commercial because it's a commercial for hair hair and he has terrible hair so probably better that he doesn't advertise his company called Hymns. Sixty six percent of men stood to lose their hair by age thirty five once you've noticed it's outstanding. It's way too late as Brian. 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However it takes aches this fastest and then I see comedians or like you know all of a sudden these communities like Jack of a square with the whole bride decided not only is Brian Lifting weights but Brian decided you'll appreciate this my friend Molly because a boxer and is he comes over I pay him to come over and hold mitts and teach me how to box? That'd be a fighter. I'll never be a fighter and and so I decided to bang with him a little bit and put my head gear and my mouthpiece and he always tasted easies always super nice too old Bri and and then I got up and I started trying to really hit them and I really really hitting in the body and then how old is he and he's twenty six twenty seven bucks life and he cats shots and huma remain just touch me and then he went. I got a little I got a little July Zealous Ellis I went up and he went up and caught me in the old liver now. I've never had that happen. Llegado never had a price that Bryant hit the ground immediately would later the design and I panicked a little bit and I had to pull my hair. It's for me. It's my son my son molecule awesome. He's I was kind of laughing. It was so funny he touched me. He didn't even hit me. You know the thing is like as I when I do martial arts movie just two. Do you know I did one with like I got to cease the loan to a couple of them and then I got to and then I got to see John Claude van Damme to it and it sounds like I was the comic relief's. I didn't get to do a really I get the beat up guiding to do any of the ass kicking so I said well. If I write my own movie five produced my own movie I'll for sure gets learn it and bring in the guy's got to work this guy you you know a girl Dan in Asante of course and in his number one guy Nina Pila this is a bad ass so and I didn't after a while you start during the choreography the accuracy but it's a dance they doing across them. I'm the Bad Guy Co.. She was the guy he was. I was sparring with and I said you're just going to be the guy because you know how to fall. When I kick thank you and I remember he was? I think he's he lost about thirty pounds. The robot is still come in like a buck eighty bug eighty-five big guy and I remember when I went to kick him for him to do his flip. I remember one time I kick them and he didn't decide the flip or the timing was wrong and I just remember like the only thing a move was my leg the other way and I and I just remember like I was like kicking like a telephone pole. Yeah that's right. It's like is another level of a stunt man he goes. He's playing SAMBA. TV Show I did call Death Valley and he said you can kick me here. Just really kicked me 'cause I'm. I'M GONNA be bend over. I go okay and I go but I don't want to take he goes look at me. He goes you can kick me real hard. I got and I had the gall saying I go. I I said this out loud. I do I go I. I'm a black belt in taekwondo and he looked at me. It's cool dude. I get it. I'm sure he work yeah and I I think I kicked him and then he goes up telling you fucking kick nope wherever he was he was just I five Guinea fights growing up probably yeah let me answer the question does that you think streetfighter yeah. That's just survival yeah no but the thing is you got to know but you had to be when you're smaller and also when you're also you gotta get it over with quick to fight either win or lose quickly and also so make sure it's in front of as many people so they can't somebody to break it up close to the school. There's an adult could be within the area had to strategize the whole time and it was like I remember like one time. It was Bill Schultz his brother John Schultz. I remember he you know there's something wrong with that family. God bless them but like and and I remember this one kid and I said just keep the fight closer to the school and sure enough. He waited for me to get far enough away from the school and this is a knockdown drag up fight and we're both exhausted and I I had big gigantic black guy and this matter like how hard some kids had hard hands kids. You could take it. Some kids like remember like cliff live vanderbilt remember. The name always hit my friend. Rick Lahser was my best buddies. We're still grow up just right below San Francisco I in Haight Ashbury. The summer of Love was the summer of moving for us some of love I started we were that was born nineteen sixty three thank you sixty seven like you know you had like yeah the whole threes. Here's a bunch of crazy hippies out there but then we moved down to the but I basically I grew up in mom's Filipino Yeah Pacific so yeah so but anyway so cliff Andrew remember him his in my my friend Rick how I look. You're okay but your noses over here yeah but see no like there's an Bob mcpeek. I remember that's a big dude this guy I just gotTa wait. Wait get right in the nose. Do you remember just just just popping the knows it's over. You can't see that it's really over smack on the nose. You Really WanNA fight after hit in the nose not me he'd be you remember number details like that. I don't have any my child has a complete clerk and that's a lot of my friends has made my buddy goes you. You know I've known you your whole life. I know nothing about your child. Sometimes sometimes I wonder 'cause we're getting older. Is it that or but you know I just don't remember I I just never think about my childhood that way I remember some names but not that's L- rubber negative times to a couple of fights that I win and it's not as interesting because you don't let it eat you but I remember like this. One Guy Really wanted to fight man. I was avoiding it but I made sure I stayed on the school grounds. I was walking around the school and and literally at that time there was hundreds of kids. I'm not exaggerating. They were just waiting for anything to break the tedium there so boards happened yeah yeah and so I just anyway away so he just he just came happening. I I couldn't lay anymore because there was a little bit crowd. Mom Okay here we go did you then and then I never wanted to fight for me. I remember kids at after school cool and for me. I was always the kid at school who I like. Everybody my my issues. I like everybody like me and the last thing I wanted to. I it's not in my thing yeah and I remember he was big and strong and I was probably in eighth grade and I was like number one. I don't WanNa fight that guy's going to beat me up number two. It makes me feel bad audrey. I'm fucking scared and you feel calm by because you have to like your life in danger for professional like you don't WanNa hit that guy's yeah. I don't WanNa hit this guy then. You can't fight anymore right yep well. My thing is I don't older brother. WHO's a skier scan the neighborhood so if I was having a problem I knew I was going to fight until my burn like we were you just come? We just think we come so if you got out of hand big Bro was there yeah I knew I wouldn't get my ass. Babak is he. Jumping need somebody at least in even now kicked in the head but like beating on other people. Here's one new path yes. There was one psycho his older brother Tony. Tony Lewis was was older brother. All the names Mike John Lewis was younger guy who was just you know like a man at thirteen he has already here how did cyber had had and this guy and he just wanted to beat the shit out. Everybody just like I want to come. You could probably beat my actually you could probably kick. I that was a new your good. I'm good. I don't need to be in jail even in jail like where did the baddest criminals yeah. It's a very small fraction of people that are actual psychopaths in super violent but they're the ones that control everything so a lot of times in jail you'll see like they'll have people get stabbed and stuff that shit's being controlled controlled by a very small group of dudes and sometimes I'll have these programs really take those guys and just put them in your say most people in jail like you the time as long as they're actually hanging out and stuff like that. It's the sociopath at the top that that organized and enforce stuff. They did South African jails the same thing at least their jailed. It's a sociopath outside of jail you were. That's the problem yeah and sometimes they can be did you. Did you know that you're interested in this because to to me. I think if you get too interested in a specific thing it's you're creating that came to my pain. I think there's something to that. I'm other says says stop. I get I get very upset about the injustices in the world right and so I I would read about the Congo and read about what they were doing and I would I would I couldn't sleep I would have to I would have to put myself in bed thinking about being in a helicopter gunship and opening up on all the soldiers because of what they do. I want Joseph Kony and those pieces of shit. My mother would say you need to stop this. It's bad for your health and you have to you know what the thing is about it. I'm glad you brought that up because you have to kind of do in life I think is never going to figure it all out but you need kind of a beachhead. You need to have some sort of interpretation of what this whole experiences in life in some way to live at decent life and not go crazy us as you can find the negativities you can find you there but but at the same time you have to find a balance of it and that's why Buddhism for me is like the Middle Welsh because there has to be some of that. You wish you didn't know if there wasn't bad you wouldn't know what good was him and I like the idea that this might be a simulation and I like the idea that no that's where it's a well. I liked it. I think that's potential narcissism in the thinking that it's that that it's just this. This thing doesn't really exist or it's fake or it's all because then give you an excuse to not behave well that I don't want No I actually liked to think about is I believe in a higher power always always have believable sheriff or the idea that there's a good way in a bad way which which until I think that religion and faith and love and hope have very powerful roles to the plan our lives so what I what I had recently was the idea that we might already be in so so listen to this idea kind of blew my mind well. It's also a native thinking we may already be signed replicating machines. Our biological heritage may be long dead. The idea might be this is this is this is kind of this new this Elon Musk and so yeah. Let's talk about so as we are now. We're human beings we're creating computers computers in our likeness. If you actually extrapolate far enough we are going to reverse engineer the brain we are going to come up with a robot that is as human-like as as it gets the question is. Can you create consciousness justice. Can you create a machine. That actually knows it's going to die whatever it might be and if that's the case then it will will it make it make machine. That's even more sophisticated than it. If if you keep following that it folds in on itself and we may already be the product of that currently star Trek episode. I don't don't buy into it but it's also depressing to its thing but it also makes me feel like there's gotta be some higher designer some higher God so I think that you know look. Alan wants talks about this in a really interesting way. He said look. Let's get this straight right now. If if there is such a thing as compassion and kindness and love then it's endemic of a universe that creates it because that's a problem so let's get that straight right now so he says I so I do think that I I also think that you know we gotta be very careful. Going down the road like we have everything figured out every time yeah that things get completely fucked up for instance we already like when they say you know we're half the manor grandfather was because sperm count is down to like fifty percent and just like the last is forty years less than forty years so there is like a real chance that there were self that we're that makes sense as we get more more and more crowded than our sperm counts get lower because nature kind of goes do creating too many. I know you re. Did you read that book. Of course I don't read but like you have you. Have you heard the book on audiotape Sapiens. Yeah Yeah this thank you and I listened to it. I read it yeah who has the time using our dry. Do One thing where you could do like to retain. Have you listened to that book. I have the book I'm very very almost now. I know I have so many books that I've I've so many but is so if you're right there. It's like I got it. I'm almost there practically with us but the idea is you know the thing about it. It's can you tell stories and they go around you ever do that when you're the same thing with books on tape. You don't even need to hear the book anymore. Just hear US tell thirty tedtalk. The Burgess has almost there but the idea of Buddhists okay. The idea of it is is just too and by the way you don't have to practice. That's another thing about it you too bye Buddhism thing. How long have we been well? You know I got into Buddhism or just I remember like the first time I was aware of it was like when I was a little little boy not quite white eight years old in Japan and my parents took one of those little cheapie tours we go here and spend one night in horrible hotel do whatever but my mom's Filipino and so we went and saw our relatives in the Philippines that was the first time I was exposed to incredible poverty poverty poverty. I didn't even know a party was seven years. The old saw this there was another way of like my dad would get mobbed if he gave like some money to a little kid than the kids would just come out and mob them and realize these kids are working already and they're my age how I grew up and so when you see that you just it just changes you here and then one of the place of went to went to Japan and I remember there was this you know every place there's there's a these temples and this is well. This has the hair of Buddha in here. This has a finger nail this as like a stick that he used the man. I guess if you put it all together gather you'd create like there'd be ten thousand Buddhas but so the idea is there was this they said this is the Buddha he's encased in gold and he basically said if my body stays intact for seventy two for seventy two days after I pass away then in case me in gold because is everything I told you it's true and I remember thinking wow somehow he was able to and it just remember being a little boy thing somehow he was able to get himself in his body and tell himself to to maintain even even after his death in some way and I didn't even think about cellular level or what I'm trying to be funny but why the Buddha like a fat guy fat he says such do you know where the Buddha anybody know what where the Buddha originally came from yes is from India not food an Indian prince but the idea was no. That's that's rendition. That's only inside our white. Jesus was that was a prince and in fact the Buddha was if if you really study like he was actually at one point he was living on a the handful of rice was Buddhism Buddhism was reformed in China and China China's reform Buddhism because Buddhism in his originally is in a in a my understanding of original incarnation because again. It's not like a Bible. Buddhism doesn't have like a it's written. It's it's an oral thing. It's it's. It's a basically basically that amount and and Zen Buddhism is even more of more of a more of a sect yeah so basically what happened was the Chinese Reform Buddhism and Said said you didn't have to be isolated like you know like the the original Buddhist monks in India they would have their own temples. They would have their own places. They were locked off from the world world and the Chinese Reform Buddhism in a really good way by saying you could be married. You should be a Buddha in the world outside the influence in it and and be challenged as many ways you can't having kids kids having a doing things and being part of that but still being the middleweigh and also like and and drinking you know someone like when I was in in in Taiwan you'd meet some you know Buddhist and they they drink they drink and it's like you know. Is they actually say if you have a drink before you meditate you save you you six months progress more for the pro on what I want you can just tell he was a drinker. He was done a a man studied the brain and a scientist and was also gay powerlifter reese. I mean he was like he was incredible and he brought transcendental transcendental meditation to the West so he was a really incredible. Were you Buddhists when you were doing Saturday night life. Now I mean I kinda shifted in and out of it you know and and I think you take the take. A little bit of everything. Christianity is is what I'm swinging back to as well now. You're swinging back to Christianity yeah I am I really do because I think. Christianity is getting attacked and any any religion that's getting attacked. It must be something to this. You know so I think so too again. I I think like Zen. Buddhism is not a religion. It's not a It's not a philosophy you have to describe. It isn't and that's really interesting to me. I wish we look down right now. You're not even sitting. You're actually floating just an inch off. I think again what we're going back to what you're talking about is having a some sort of philosophy or a funding of foundational thinking so you don't go crazy so you can that makes sense of the world and everybody's trying to have that and that's the weird thing is is if you question somebody else's belief system and that's what you have like normal people like. I'm one of the guys who would just lost Shit. The other day who I've met. He's an actor who just want was attacking other other people who were representing like another you know talking about fucking Debra Messing and Eric and I was like these are normal nice people but they just what happens is again. That's why again Buddhism's the Middle Way. Try to stay in the middle just swing out and and I guess what happens is I think their belief structures are getting to the point where you know the it's getting knocked act and they're getting questioned to it and they had nasty yeah. I'm happy to help out the minute. The what's funny about someone like Eric McCormack. I've I've met him in a great guy but he's not probably not I think he needs to pick up a history book because when you when you say let's create a list my friend yeah. It's a matter of time before you're on the the list. We don't want to live in a society like this especially when you have a political one of you have a right to you have actual censorship now one hundred percent in Hollywood. I mean ashamed that the big tech Google stuff I mean I'm not a big fan of all the right wing not as conspiracy or just your point but there you can't. I shadow band. Yes the idea of of of disagreement shouldn't go to destruction a personal destruction trying to take somebody's career away say hey you know what this guy said and whatever cancel culture cancel so so you have that when you when you disagree you should go right to debate not destroy not demean you. You should go into dissuade us. You're against my idea yes and Eric McCormack Debra messing by the way I have I. I don't talk about badly about anybody publicly like you've never heard anything like it never heard anything but negative things about debra messing so she she's just not a nice person. From what I've I've just know too. Many people work with her but there I said something bad about somebody took a lot though for you say that Sushi she's just not and but at the end of the day I think I think these are people who are not confident in their own ideas. Use Your ideas pit them against the other ideas and let's see what comes out on top use your ideas don't censor people career career. Don't censor anyone because I do think you know the interesting part about it. When I got from Sapiens was that people really don't change that my think about if it was something very stunning and I I'm going in a kind of steal it and at the same time con- you know perverted on my own view but it's like if you were born in nineteen hundred okay? You guys know that before world won't before there was no transportation you know I in nineteen. Oh three I guess with the first plane really the Wright brothers right but if you're born in one thousand nine hundred is basically of most mostly farming arming culture right mostly agrarian so we're talking. Eighty percent of Americans were farmers okay and that's why we're we're. We're one came that was really far away. Let's not we don't want anything to do with that. and so but if you live to be sixty nine years old you landed on the fucking moon yes so but the people who haven't changed they haven't progressed in their mind and in their thinking haven't progressed to that point so you think now you go fifty years later to like a to us and it still hasn't changed that much more so you have these people were very kind of tribal label very provincial house still and also the Internet's allowed you to create your own tribe. Two Times allowed you to really purify your echo chamber because because you can get people to jump in and that's the ban went so let's get them like Oh yeah. Let's get him talks about is like the idea of the Internet is amazing because you have the potential potential to learn things and to get out there and open up your your scope to the world and the encyclopedias at your fingertips however people just go to the same shit over and over again the only stuff that they're interested interesting so does become like you said an echo chamber yeah but the potentialities is there and I would just say this the people who have like the problem when you turn fifty is like I I'd never wanted it to be the guy who's like when you get in your fifties ago when we were kids. Let me tell you conversation. You know people in their fifty s when I was fifteen. We're complaining about Shit so there's a kind of of of of of a cycle. It happens however I would just say this if you look at any new industry if you look at anything new changes the world that has an impact on the world you take a look okay well. Let's take aviation. This is my example us in nineteen. Oh three when it started to fifteen years in which is roughly fifteen years social media where it's been so impactful right if Vigo fifteen years into an aviation's is invented and then to where in in in one thousand eighteen there were just starting to figure out how to kill people with planes you know what I mean so now we and then it took a while for it to become mass trans mass transportation and become a peaceful mostly peaceful use so if you look at fifteen years into social comedic they're just frigging how to kill people just figuring out how toxic is and how then companies that made them have made it so your brain has the impulse same impulses also tonight Pat Stone but what you can do though is that you can you can become aware of it and then I think people will will survive survive this and and then get to a place of of peacefulness with it but it's all still new. I mean it's incredible. I mean it's like I don't know if I really said that thing about when you know on our when our communication Asian exceeds our ability to when our technology exceeds our ability to communicate we'll have a generation of idiots or some so he's not lying of that I yeah I have a tattoo. You can't be back. Shave oils reading here Brian. I can't read that shit the drive by like a school now high school or Middle School if none of them are talking to each other all of them are waiting for the bus looking at the function to all of craze. There's a lot of adult kid comes up to you and you're on your phone. Your kids trying to get your attention. Hey do when I come into my house how this I'm like. Hey Dad Rob Rob held to do it. I want the I went back. I went through this again. I love it. I have a eight and a I left. I have a thirty year old too. Oh you do oh damn yes. You've been down this road yeah and I I from the mistakes. I missed too much from the thirty year old. I did miss much because you were a busy like shooting or what- idiot but I was divorced and like I just you know I didn't. I didn't spend enough time with a really I mean what the thing is. It your relationship that you're the having 'em and God bless her. My Daughter L. King. She's g-great music name. She's a great musician and she's just a great kid and she's opening for Just opened just play the Hollywood would bowl cheesy night opening for heart wow L- and she's incredible musician but her name L. King Okay but I'm saying into like I you know you want if she's thirty years fifty. Yes you are when you're twenty. I'm fifty five so you twenty five. Yeah I mean no but but there's not going to get it right when you're saying when I was twenty five I could barely take care of plant and she ended up becoming an artist and expressing yourself and she's just a great kid. He's an adult now. She's always been a an artist always been trying to find something that she loved. She could passion for and she did it. She was on American idol. Yeah that's where I know our and she's doing really good team. Tasks that was a long time ago and I remember from American idol and she killing right now and I'm happy for and you know what those she's very been so generous to like have me in her life and and you know she's such a great big sister to her two little sisters awesome but I do know that like you know. It's just the time that you miss you. Never get back so how old your kids now eight and eleven oh you're right. It's the best of a three and a half year old and I got another one on the way in November all right to boy beautiful. Yeah I know I I my son. My daughter would eleven is already rolling your eyes at me and my son still eight. It's still such a sweetie. I told him a story. Make up these stories about this enchanted forest and nature camp and I kind of put myself in the store to questions questions. Yes the monkeys take you into the trees. How what did they look like? I thought I Google chimp hairless chimpanzee and the and and he and he basically they have you ever seen that chimp with no hair on it. They're the most terrifying and he goes. He goes that exists. I ah what are you doing took me into the trees and they were playing catch with me. What how did you? That's what I brought up. That's what I brought up there nine times nine times times more of the bone density than we do yeah they're ratio of like adrenaline ours at the most goes from zero to one. There's goes goes from zero to eleven so that's why they're stronger than so that's why you a chimpanzee dropped three stories from onto cement and just walk it off. What that's how strong wrong you know? You'RE GONNA rip rip your had to work with them in a movie and I said I wanNA learn something before an really I went down to the. La Zoo and they said okay if you're gonNA work with these guys is just never turn your back on Dany Attorney said what never turn your back and said just don't ever turn your back on me said why and he did this to me while I see that guy right there but taking caring for eighteen eighteen eighteen years Whiteman in his ass giving them food every day I turn back in one time he did this to me and he's he looked up and he's missing finger finger. Then there's a guy there that's a picture I brought them man. That's the animal back like one thousand nine hundred family enjoy that built for cruelty just bill to rip Sir. Yes nothing's another guy's working with that. I was working with chimpanzee. You can only work with them until they become like their incisors and become like adults because you can't work with them after that because they want to take you out the other guy out. She can only work so I I. It's not a good idea to work with wild animals and I wouldn't do it again. No you don't work with adult chimps. Be Remember when we're trying to high one. We're a shooting at comedy show and he started about Boone's with I worked with Louis who was the rang a Tang and this is his handler who worked with chimpanzee. Zini told me this story he said well. elimidate's wants story so I was with this chimpanzee and he was like you know ten like not quite eleven years old and he's Z. liked to ride in the car and my pickup truck on my shoulders and he said then I'm driving. We're driving back to the you know the place and then all of a sudden I felt this warm mm liquid rolling coming down my my neck in the my chest I look over and it's blood and I go and he he bit my ear off so he said did everything I could do. It was like my elbow. He's my elbow. I was punching him as hard as I could doesn't even punching and punching and at barely was able to get out and and I had to keep the door closed because he would've come up. If he would've got out well he would rip somebody else's face. The lady who was on face value was on Maury. She was sleeping with this literally sleeping with them in a ropes. You give them like Xanax wind up. I'm sorry stemmed glasses with red wine taking baths with them then like reading to them. I give them one day. She has like a guy friend. Come in like cow's Gal knows a guy now guy or woman she changed and what happened was she changed. Two hundred pound male chimp great show full full fully grown fully grown he had changed she had changed her hairstyle hair done and that chimps are and went on your face and you know remember. He ripped her face. That's what what they do. I is this I it's like a fight. Is that well. I'm going to do things so first of all. I'm going to buy it off. I'm going to bite off all your fingers so you don't have a chance to poke what my eye out for say man. I'm GonNa bite off then. I'm going to take off your jaw so you can't bite me back and then going to bite off your nuts. So you know this is serious. That's literally literally what they do because the jawline faced John faced into the nuts didn't do it then you say Kay at that point but trump wins this chimp was sake and this five very assertively on unbelievable. There's that great show fatal attraction fatal attraction on the Animal Planet or one of those which says these idiots the take wild animals is I'm gonna live with a snake. A bite on any loves me. He's sleeping next to me the python sleepy he's also stretching out. He's like he's measuring. You Two fucking e you exactly what he's doing dumb dumb what what he's doing somebody had like a Komodo dragon you know in every day he was like eat. Let me let me pose poised poisoning you poison you slowly slowly slowly and then eventually eight them and kill the guy you gotTa Watch your show fatal never seen it and also what you're gonNA. Do you GonNa Watch this and then you're gonNA stay up till five o'clock in the morning. You'RE NOT GONNA be able to stop watching that stuff. Fatal attraction tech by that Japan is she she. She can't what's not she came. She came to your friend. Oh horrible take my friends as the older too as well as the chip is eating these just the latest check as the chimp is eating killing her she she stabbed him with a knife and he looked like he started. What did you do then? The COP shot that chimp three times in the chest and the chimps still still climbed up on top of the roof and then then then they unloaded on a bunch of other times and he finally died three slugs from from nine millimeter chimpanzee-like I'm good. I'm GONNA climb this. I'M GONNA climb. I'm still gonNA climb close yeah. No no touch one because I've I've held a chimp a chimp. They're made of wood their muscles wooden nine remember because this one guy was one nine year old orange thing it was working within that move the animal. He was just like the first day he he liked me. I was a loop thing the second day he was bored of me already and I remember because he had his handroll my throat and he would just like literally like this was like a iron and he just started squeezing my throat is is it time I am. I GonNa fucking die right now probably yeah I don't like primates one though it's another level and you have to like I'm telling you the bone densities nine times more than us but it's the example high and they're Drennan level can go up. I think it's eleven times more than us so that like the fight or flight yapping thereby so we combine that bone density and that muscular you know and and you combine combined that with like this this is like you know this is something that's swinging vines and trees and a two hundred or two hundred pounds mail champ duty well. There's four hundred pounds in the Congo Sir big boys in the Congo. Call them the Leopard. You'll see one living on the grill. Look them in the eye. When when you go out to my friend did I do? I do remember that talks not to look at them in the I don't mcminn the I my friend went out there. It was like it just become. Dj What's the country now again okay so he went out there and you could go out there. These plains gorillas. They're out in you you know and so this the last group of them left and they people visitors go out then you pay money which is great because instead of these guys who would normally be killing these Beautiful Mountain Lowland Mountain. Yes you do a tour and it actually pays for the park pays to maintain pays to protect these animals and so it's really a good thing to do when you go out. They tell you this certain behavior you do not do you don't stare you know the silverback. Don't fuck with the silver. I'm not going on that tour the oldest the moment here's Jason you say you go out. They said well. That's it my friend channels night. He said he went out there. You know he said so. What do you do as well? You know we don't look them in the eye and you sit down and let them know you're okay and they'd tell them there's an it's like I'm just everything's goal and he'll give it back to you you ever see that video where the with amount guerrillas the big male just walks by the one of the guides and grabs him by the ankle and just take some little dragged you see that bring that up Mount Lie Mountain Gorillas so they did there watching a troop in the Congo there are there are all these natural and they're on their pay to do this and they're all like this. There are saying they're they're really quiet and this giant male comes walking by grabs the motherfucker by by his ankle and she just takes him for uh-huh Drought Karami with the yeah grabs him that well. That's the thing grabs him out of nowhere going down. The problem with people in California is they don't really realize there's another rest of the country out there. That's what you get your Debra Messing. It is another country out. There and it's like you leave forty five minutes outside any big city gets a little weird and like you have this look like napping varies line now trying to because yeah that's what you do so gay man. Whoa like you like there for instance? You probably didn't know this but they're five thousand lions it privately owned by people in the United States least love and how much you know shit well. It's a terrible idea because they outgrow it. Just like you know when you used to have like people used to have like little turtles. It's like have like hepatitis in there but we had them all over the tour and went turtles the and then you know some places they'll get like you combine alligator you an alligator and always gets too big. Let's get rid of this dam alligator well groggy. The problem was in the seventies he's and before they pass it. You could buy Nile crocodiles for like just you had to go through three hoops and by the Tom in Florida would have here's a cry yeah now all of a sudden. It's now crocodile gets to be not more than five feet and it'll it'll bite everything. Don't they glades Columbia right because well. Let's bar had like hippos and not like real crocodile in the everglades. They have like Burmese pythons yeah. He tried to sneak in like a a lemon or orange into that. Don't build the built cast. You'll tackle you at the airport but if you try to say what are you gonNA bag there. It is what is that a is that Burmese python all right. Bring it in just make sure it fucks everything out there. The so what happened was during Hurricane Andrew was when people just abandon their homes and the roof got blown off in a couple of these Burmese pythons got out there and each one of those able to layla two hundred three hundred eggs yeah so you have like a Burmese put up Bermuda on age alligator album. Yeah Look Burmese Python. Don't mess with Florida I I don't go into anybody's a Lotta so here's what you got you got forty foot pythons out there that are literally eat an alligator or and then and then and then the alligator rip it exploded so he's he's like. It's incredible. It's not these two animals are never supposed to meet well. They got Nile crocodiles. They think they because they got they got loose. Handlers couldn't take care of them and just let him loose in the everglades and they have had if you can look it up they have found some Nile soltys in the everglades. That's a disaster chart nightmare. Dangerous is a dangerous. I look at that right there. It's unbelievable so they go hunting. Now you can get like a tag and you can go python hunting out in the everglades I mean I feel bad about that at all but like if you're gonna you know I mean this is that animals should not be there. They have to get that depopulate. That look unbelievable. Oh well that's the thing to Florida. Florida's always weird shit happens. It's in Florida. You know some weird thing ways in Florida guys. The homeless guy's face remember that story Guy Yup Homeless Guy Babysitting Imagine I felt sorry for home skies as a naked guy running towards me awesome and what does he what I wonder what he wants. Maybe he's GonNa try to fuck me. Well whatever I've been fucking along time getting I did not say it soon as coming but because Florida because that is a real. I don't know if that's real. I can't be real. It's not but it's still good pitcher. I'm glad somebody took the time to do that. That's like a whole lot definitely photoshop. We The lady but there is a funny johnny. there is the I love the still pretty big. I don't give a shit woman's faker not big long wants to Houston yeah still huge snake. Yeah that is nuts nobody anyway I mean I like I I love nature but at the same time like for me the at this point in my life like safari if they got like a four seasons on the edge of the Safari I'm there you know rather man so true. I just like I don't WanNa get bit by some suit suit fly and then the next thing you know like malaria just men's head malaria three times I when I was in South Africa they had we we went on a very nice sophisticated safari on used to be an old cattle farm and then we we had dinner in the Bush meaning we pulled up and they they had beautiful tense lined up and they were cookies or wild animals around there cooking bet yes guys with guns and they were cooked. You don't even need them. They were cooking the best the best antelope and coup Oh yeah oh my God these cooks were incredible and we had a sophisticated wild game had no desire to good wine pros cons pros Zehr working and you go like what are ways the safari forty-five minutes okay so go there for two hours. Come back to my hotel. I said I got that you no but I do think like like going back to the book the Sapiens there is like the reason why there's like so many billions of us. I don't know has eight billion. Human beings now is because they were able to at one point not just be just hunter-gatherers you're able to like they had those people doing that and the these people building and then we're able to like you know that the great nation states by growing your food investigating cattle yeah but that's what happened like why Australia never happened. Why the the native peoples who originally there they had these these four hundred pound birds which are basically cattle if they would have just got them together and kept them in a bar and then he could have had like you have to have like groups of people within the the priests these will be the merchants and then you get? Hey you know we can also do now. We can free up these people. They can go kill those other people over there and then we can take their shit and they're women or or whatever yeah and so that's that's kind of the whole idea. What do they have their have emus cast yours? I think right yeah very dangerous. Breath of the second one cast cashiers you said the dangerous dangerous E. News or not as dangerous but they can still hurt you yeah but they're not cassowaries is super scary so what happened was they. They they killed almost four hundred pound birds into their extinct the same thing like when the Oh he's young people came over to to the United States you on Monday nights Canadian when when he came over to cross the bering strait the Bering Strait yeah they came over with a really low sea level ice age whatever and they came over the first thing they do is they wiped out like these giant sloth because that was like a giant piece of meat right there basically it it just looked at you really slowly you know had no defense because they had never had any of those kill them. Yeah Yeah you know so yeah. I ain't GonNa go so there is like there where you can actually see there is was actually a giant lion that was in North American lion that was is one of the huge the biggest one wearing a cross between a bear and a line was basically bring up that bring up that Sabertooth cat sabertooth cat what happens with these started killing the prey of those and then they started killing them and then they couldn't make teeth were so it didn't insanity. It's basically that was the show off to the other ones that didn't seem like very very was hunting. The woolly mammoth Emma threats the ad that was the hairs lion the giant cheese. What is that right so that was what ret- havoc that dead last four left yeah yeah? That's how it was like shorter snout in a much bigger lion it was like the size of a fucking bear and that caused major problems for the for the for the humans who came sucks those aren't around anymore or well. They may well well. He's talks for the people who are yeah. I'm sure that that was like not. Let's see there are no native there. Were no native peoples like being sad when those guys went away so there's no more those things eating nuts yeah there there you go wow American lion there it is yeah and so that's probably one out about thirteen thousand years ago. That's his great things that brea tar pits here in. There's you know just a working museum. Fight is still finding like a pits of animals. It was the thing about Los Angeles. It has had the best weather for last thirty thousand years every mammal that could make it that you know whether they wanted to be a star are not if you're a sabertooth cat you wanted to get the LA and and that's why they found these incredible fines of like mostly wolves predators because he's animals get stuck in this legs lines Petaluma tar food right there and then and then they get stuck and so I'm rob all this from that Sapiens book no about twenty pages. I don't remember any of this shit. The braids carpets you go there. La Great but so yeah so when did that become extinct that one that'd be like even even Australia had like a lion they had like a a lion that Marsupial lion they call Marsupial Tiger yes had had kept us. It's young it's and then the last one that's they killed them. All and the last one died like 1937 Marsupial Tiger Ireland armed dog saying elephants their trunks yeah they came from an underwater animals. They Wales are are have closely related to hippos. I know so well Wales to me like Oh. It's a Sikh Howard you saying that with the sense right so we go in the water wheels or sea cows basically there it is right it there. You know that has has made extinct yeah those last one beautiful animal not really afraid to that. You're like fuck off swift kick to the face you know rub got like a possum they look at the little wiry because that was the it's not the end of the world that they they went away. If Tigers went away no those look at that mouth look at that mouth right there wolf but anyway I think that the diversification of the planet landed important to keep that going because keeps us going it's well so when they introduce wolves back into yellowstone yeah it's pretty amazing because it has created changed actually actually changed the river's water because because they started killing the elk and the stopped eating as much vegetation and that gave other animals more time to produce and the the beavers more chew on the plants and trees moralize cycle of life. He's he's all of a sudden get to grow and it changes the scientists who talked about this and proved it wants to bring lions back to Europe as a whole lot of dude. I'll take it he also hello we can't have prides of lions in the Santa Monica Mountains here. We have like online you have to understand you the cougars that we have here but for one cougar they need to have about a two hundred miles literally of range so you're not gonNa have too many otherwise. That's what happens otherwise. They can't survive outline that it's been around on forever. One of the bigger ones just got hit on the four five passed away It's a shame cross profile right well there you go that's because they were trying to build a bridge grow five live so the the mountains could make it across the mountains and I get hit so one was impatient. That's well yeah. That's a shame there's a beautiful animal. Well one looks pretty crazy so damn it but that that family ex seventy or something so amazing though yeah I don't know how they survived like those fires were so brutal I know you know p sixty one p sixty one pass away crossing splitter at such a bummer for oh five government government. He's only four years old yeah. It's just the you know you wanna have as much I mean it is beautiful wildlife and what what what you can keep up with you should try to it's kind of crazy. I live that close to civilization. We have lineup all day track and there's a ton of them over there especially where I live in the hike now there's new. There's always like a kind of a billboard where people seem outlines things about the mountain. Lions are important than like that's why the wolves coming back because it's like because the coyotes Rohde's which are getting bigger and bigger yeah no they they know the wolves kill the coyotes though yeah and the yellowstone and that's good too yeah because then there's more rabbits there's more beavers. There's more good where I'm at the coyotes about every like three four in the morning. You hear them going like yellen out in doing a roll-call yeah. They're all the moves moves out there. Wolves take make short work cow either. Let's get some wolves have gray. Wolves won't bother to reintroduce. Where's the next ex- placer want to reintroduce the wolves? national introduced him in twenty three states. I think now are like trying to bring the Colorado. That's the new one yeah really yeah. We got enough the problem now China. It's going to be held as lease. You're anti nature you know dude. Antidepressants diversity wants to in Florida what we kill Anaconda. I would have no problem doing that but I do think that the wolf reintroduction will be very helpful for everything in Colorado around by the way. Can we talk of that. Can we talk a little bit about what you're up to now that you Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler couldn't be more relevant. You're in his moves. You guys are very close us yes and but what are you doing right now. Let's talk about thank you I you know what's so funny. It's like for me. It's like I'm trying to figure out what I really want to do now you. You know it's like before Donald. You didn't really have like you know. There's so many options and choices things is like good Lord so we started my wife and I started a podcast you know and just let's just do this and these conversations that we have with each other. We can just let other people have listened to so it's called see what happens which is based on in what happens is my mother like my whole child. My Mother's Asian almost Filipino your wife's Hispanic and my wife spanning my whole childhood. My mother is like every Filipino you see what happens basically. That's why Asians are successful because it's very controlling the parents expect you. I would like to get good grades. Get Straight as okay so what that's what you're supposed to do your job. What do you want a cookie? You do what you're supposed to you. Don't hear me going and Cook and clean. They will get you. Do Your Job I do my job keeps relationship nights and cold old and see what happens. You fell down and see what happens. You'll hurt yourself to what happened. You'll see what happens once playing basketball about three miles away from the house somebody twisted an ankle angle on your so called the Bryans podcast see what happens so that's we're doing that and we started doing that. it's been fun and then trying to figure out what what project going to probably do figure out a movie to do you got a call from sandler periodically right feel like hey dude. I want you to be my movie. I take Tim Meadows. You know. All those guys did get a call sometimes yeah you know what I love about him. I don't know Sandler. I've I've met him once. I did a reading with them. I love him because He's So fucking oiled friend. WHO's one of my top five? Most influential people would just tell you the reason I started one of the reason I started standup. Yeah David David Spade and I weren't Taco for awhile. I don't know what happened. I just said to joke about him in Phoenix or whatever and then and I swear to God Adam Sandler road it. He didn't get credit for writing it because other people rewrote or whatever but he made benchwarmer hired the two of us. Yes we'd have to work together for two months and work it out and we did when friends ever since it's all again so but like there's just as stupid shit that you go through when you're in your late thirties whatever but it is true as you get older. You just don't care that much. What am I remember yeah? I remember like one too on that movie. There was a guy I was talking like that like a thick Boston accent fucking Adl this guy fucking guy you know and I just walked over and I said okay. I didn't know it was an actor comedian. Probably is it okay. What did you do to Adam Sandler when he was nineteen that that he remembered you foreign put you on this moving he said let me tell you fucking? What a fucking bowling alley we will fucking working these young fucking kid Adam Sandler and I said look you've gotTa Fuck and you know just get you five minutes together? GotTa make sure that fucking kills and that you can get Lenny Lenny Clarke because you're basically the same and you fucking put that together and and the next thing you know you'll get your shit together and you can get you before you start. Doing your twenty fucking five bow go to south is I've heard so and you and Adam met on Saturday night live we were we were comic friends. I was like he was like a young like nineteen or twenty year old New York comic and hurt him and then I got David Letterman roused really young when I really didn't didn't happen ROB's. Did you start in north part John. If you don't move out of their early it's over to you got to send that ten today. I said there was in New York. I saw guys hanging around the comedy. I go. I remember going. You're going to be forever. I gotta get the fuck out here and I gal pit that you don't say hey it's like they've got their fans. It's working and it's comfortable to get a nice place. They can eat one of those is one of those lifers looked at me like this like you're in jail. He waved he was waving in the direction of what he thought was L. A. and he goes you you got positive energy go to. La To get out of here go to La Forgotten cobs and punchline absolutely all the best guys came through there by well you learn from him like Jerry Seinfeld's one of the greatest like he would come by and he would like to tell us. Why Hey you got you? GotTa take on swearing because what take the swearing. How did you take the swearing out if it's not funny without the swearing but it's not funny so take it out and see if it works you can't do that on TV like like nineteen eighty-four you know and then you see guys like Jay Leno would come by and he was the nicest guy I remember like? There was a manager who I had was actually a heroin addict time great guy he's still alive. Thank God to get over to but but like you said you go pick him up you take him you pick. Make sure you're there on time this before like we had before the Internet before ways. We had Thomas GATT almost guys. I'm Aski- I baby and they say you had to know where you're going. I knew San Francisco. It was like a street rat so I knew my way around suicide. Just make sure make sure you take him to his radio. Show make sure you take him to the GIG. Make sure you're there on airport. What was the jobs? No no no no no he was at that time he was doing like he was on letterman going hey what's your beef. JFK might be you might be and that was this thing and he started selling out. He went from clubs to like theaters so I was picking on I drove around and he said and finally about halfway through the things you want to get them once. You don't need to Chinese any threats mercer I said I know the best Mr Leno and so I took him to the place that like you know. My Dad wouldn't even take too expensive but he says it my dad used to go. That place is expensive. It's a convert eight over here. Just seek it so anyways. We used to come on my life L. Commodity with me so so you comedian said yes sir how much time he got I said I got about maybe maybe eight minutes. They said good glad to hear that most most comedians ask and time. We're GONNA try to ours who wants to hear two hours. A comedy material either have twenties I need. NBA La's twenty minutes to become a star. You don't have that you don't have anything just get five minutes that kills if you don't have that you don't have any you don't have to kill every time every every time I have anything so just work on you five minutes so that was great advice. Thank you so I just I instead what I did. I said some no road. Nobody gave a roadmap how to be successful in comedy so I just work in the next six minutes. I work in that and nick and eighteen months later. I perform that same bid on on the show. I didn't have much more than men. Did you move out here rob after that after I get literally the next day moved to. La Okay you can met each other because rob. We were in Fort Lauderdale. I get a call rocks. And how long does it speak do this even ten years ago when he came back to stand up and they said Robert She's back in comedy and they said something he goes Look I know get your show but can you co headline. He thought I have a problem. Where were you at at the and lines? My house is a master right. You know he's a master. Stand end up and like Egypt you see well I was doing it. I was at the boiling point. I was I was you. You're a row doug. I was I was I had my road dog because road dogs can get bitter whatever the Brian is different because Brian is like celebrating and aware of the art form but not bitter from it and then making funny art from while he's doing it or affected by. He knows he's there to entertain at a very high level in entertains from Mike the Jokes that are interesting. He knows I'm GonNa make I WANNA make interesting for the audience and then the physical is it and perform it and I want to and it was like Whoa. This is stand ups at another level now when you see Brian because I learned so much thank you because I just just got back back into doing stand up and it's the best in the world. I made a guy taking so much time off because of movies and I was busy making movies. He's making millions of dollars but that's what they said he wants to go. Go Yeah quite like they thought I'd be like no feature. I go no of course signing siding. It's a good thing Brian because a lot of guys egos I know Tana guys yeah. Honey Communes Eagles like absolutely not I'll faulk. You know I would have said No. Thank you but you know about a was joke. It's it's it's something that you have. I respect respect the artform to do a victory lap with it. I'm going to do it. I want to be the best that only do it and the only way to do that. Is You have to jump into it because he's he's making movies and stuff. I wasn't doing stand up and I you know like I said I didn't WanNa just do it. Just make some money or just to do that money. Well I said because I in the back of my mind he does like. I still never got to the point where I felt. I was great at it. I never got to that like you'd watch these other guys. You see bill burr. You see you see Brian you. You see like a silver many Chapelle at this incredible level like there's always been great standups. Don't get me wrong but there's still a relatively young art form. It's spoken word Jazz just like Jazz just like rock and roll. This is an American artful and it's a spoken word jazz and it's still it's still bike. If you're talking from the fifties so now you're talking you know seven sixty five ears in and it's there's there's always been great. Comets has never been as many at their peak at the same time when it's been needed in this time of unbelievable amounts of censorship ship unbelievable amounts of like people stock in their dogmatic ways of thinking and we have great comedians thankfully bill burs new special some Davidson pels news specials and it's just not what it does. Is it gets most people are not dogmatic in their thinking they're open minded. It's the loudmouths and it's the people who have access us to immediate outrage and that's the social media and so that New van more rob. That is what I'm seventy yes. That's the perception so you have you. You have unfiltered real opinions about stuff that you're not getting anywhere else. That's so true so now you're you're. You'RE GONNA back on tour since since then Yeah Road Map of like and I feel we can by the way that was a lot of fun because you could see like because you were like you know I was was like watching. You and I was like you were having so much more fun than me because you had like so many places to go yeah well. You got me when I was literally doing that one hour that was bet the boiling point like I knew I I've been yeah I had my house. My house is still Elizabeth. Fuckers Rave I remember I knew I was going to be. I knew my house that especially for a little while and he goes you on. I I go on second and I go and he was much more famous so but I was like you know rob instead both. I don't think that's a great idea isn't doing solid set that place and you're going to have to go and you're great but you haven't been doing it long. It'd be you're getting back in the ring and and he was so fame he's so famous I wasn't that it was. I didn't want so he goes. Don't worry about it. Go ahead. I need looks remember. You said if you go you go. You're a fucking flame thrower. I told you and you still what happened did well and this is back to the point where it can have been a better data do it rob kits brought Brian one of the only guys in comedy who who think like that and we'll take care of you. It's like remember number when we were first doing shows together doing comedy for I don't know maybe three months and we're doing a show. I forget whereas some casino big casino and they want to put this killer like season comic before me and they go we get paid and that and I went okay I used to always opened the show them Brian would go. I went all Kyi. Hey why we get paid. That's fine have them on and then you get word of it and just nixed the whole thing yeah you went. That's not happening my friends at Sanford three months. WHO's this guy who's doing? I use fifteen years. It's not happening. You're not doing that. No I got through like come out of time. I realize how big of a deal that was because I was like I'll be fine viewer. Neil fight your new in this thing and it's also there's like a certain rhythm. He know the audience and you don't want to happen and he wants to make it a good experience for you because when you're progressing coming from an early place it's important that you don't get so knocked yeah that you it takes six months or a year to recover correct because it's a look stand up and you know this the great standups. It's like you know you see these guys. Commit suicide or whatever and you go like all God. How could he do it? If you've been in business longer harder to take Jesus Christ I ah you know because it comes at a psychic price so it's important that Brian looked out for you and said like hey dude. He's not listening. I give him a hit right now. That's going to take him back to where he's he's building up slowly so that was really nice care of each other especially. If it's somebody WHO's a performance who loves to do it and there's no. It's no it's not I I'm I'm I'm just doing it a lot south coming back but the best guys Roy and they also respect the people and there's sometimes if you see a comedian that it's like it's not professional and fuck that guy but if you know guys is really working and trying to build themselves then it's your it's your is an artist. It's Europe. Are you know you've been lucky enough to get into position. If you can help somebody give them a little some a little. If some guys would go on the letting go out each good ain't that stuff but it's good to have somebody you better than you what the the hit play tend to get better at it like for instance like I remember when Adam Sandler. I have like one hundred million dollar movies and he said I'm going to go see my new friend today and I said okay come on. Who is it go figure it out some drive in Bel Air bigger bigger homes a Collie shit bigger home? It's like another gigantic bigger home and he goes being on this gigantic Ganic fence. You know that defense. That's like you know it's got plants on it that are groomed insurance. What what the Hell is another level? You're rich. People in the fucking Richmond's news doesn't often house and he said I played basketball did he. Just got a new basketball thing. This is twenty years ago and he's he's he's playing his son was out there and had ever and I remember I was at that time I was in better shape and I blew by by and the and the next thing I said I probably shouldn't have done that and then he went in the house. He's at fuck. I don't want blade as anyone but anyway but he's talking to us and saying you know you guys got. Go play with people you gotta get. Directors will better than you otherwise if you just don't you know you gotta like tennis you gotTa play somebody. Who's hitting the ball hard and you better than you learn since it's it's and he's right? You know you have to do that so I would say like right. Now you know there are like Jerry Seinfeld said like in the eighties teen seventy five there were forty comedians and eight of them were good. The nineteen eighty five four thousand comedians and eight of them were so but you have now you have real masters at it that are really at that level. I gotTa look at this a Standup as like rock and roll like in the sixties where you had you had the Beatles she also had the kinks and you had the WHO so many doors and you had so you have your writing a book about that right well. What what what was it? Why was there a renaissance then because they did they feel like they were changing the world with their music or was he had a lot of things going on? You have to understand the art is like a tree you know there's a lot of branches on it and he just one doesn't treat just doesn't doesn't go up here. It's like very time in nineteen sixty one sixty two where you had like. you know the sexual revolution that came from an ending of censorship because the censorship interesting ended by when they first started Henry Miller's book tropic of Cancer Good Bows able to come over Casey Casey's something to say so what happened was these books the over anyway over since with what they said they were they were optimistic enough to believe that their music and what they had to say people repelling attention and people were like what we don't want Elvis. Let's John Lennon said when Elvis Elvis died didn't die when he's forty to join the army when he became part of it and then you know music as a kind of got really safe after that and then I had like you know it's my party and that guy he went from Elvis Elvis's like you know being all out revolt who read who stepped on Bruce Way to use to like it's my par- he and a client so it was like music was ready and then buddy it was perfect timing because buddy holly died and fifty nine they get twenty seven to write like buddy. Holly Otis always reading buddy. Holly was twenty at twenty twenty top Jim Number one hits. I think finally musicians died at twenty seven seventy Kurt cobain Jim Morrison but anyway so you have had this you you know the incredible things happen at the same time and then rock and roll just kind of came through Laurel Canyon so many young people and teenagers were wanted something yeah man. They were looking for something different but what does that book. You're reading six eight nine six eight or what's Orion Jones. It was it's on Laurel Canyon all the band I do think now you have like these incredible comedians that are like level while ago yeah so my you know on a Momma's Zimbabwe working on it to be one of them. You know it's been taken ten years and I think it's like that the thing about being there several thousand hours spots special yet I did but nothing I I wasn't proud of that one. I feel like I did and like but this one and that I'm working on now. I feel like you know is just it's going to be a really high quality high level. Do Most your rep that rub. You don't believe it or not like I like like I love to work in an L. A. And it really is the comedy store is the most important comedy club in the world the one right here and you know if they just never had enough money in the old days to ruin it yeah you were like you know there's like a club like this. Columbus was like Improv is it was great. You know it's a kind of a restaurant it wasn't that great and the room didn't look that great but it was perfect the energy in their nine we fixed it. We got a real club and inane good well. That never happened to the store stays. Same store has been like a dumpy dive and that's what you need you need the audience to hide and it's perfect so it's a great place if you can get it out of your own head that they're that they're not judging you to try stuff and I it's interesting you see the greatest comics in the world to go up there and it's a little in their head said that they're being judged. It's a little bit. A lot of comics do new material. They're a Rogin burr will go up. That's what that's what Oh you're supposed to do but a lot of guests Tuesday night where it's killers like the other night when it was frigging genucel Nick Joey Diaz Theo von for them and do all new material while they're doing hitters Hoffman well the thing is you can do like the the greatest things when I got you know we'll talk me into doing it truthfully talk about doing grownups which in two thousand nine and Chris Rock said you know you gotta get back up there and do it man and you're the best at it. I'm never going to be as good as you. He's said no one knows as you could be the best you could just you could be you know and you just gotTa do it. I don't know what I talk about. Just talking about you talking to me everyday life just the way he would approach things what he he would talk about and the way he would he would come at it from a new angle. He's an airless seen him right full House onstage. He came up on stage with me. I wasn't unafraid. He's a guy who will do all new shift. He came up right after the Boston bombing. Okay I was on stage performing. I was talking about it and I was at a upstate New York Work Nyack or something like that. Is it nice club up there and all of a sudden this guy because they're always looking trying to figure out what's happening. You think of the next thing you think okay did they dig that one physically. What am I gonNA I do next you know and like and then all of a sudden at the corner icy somebody's walking on the stage from the left side and I said who is this Guy GonNa stab me this guy going to attack? He's this Guy GonNa is this. Is this the bouncer a fire all the stuff that goes through your head when this somebody walking on the stage who you can't really see and it was Chris rock coming on stage and I just said Oh my God and the place is one crazy and I just handed him the Mike and he's this is right after he did that. Joke about like you know the Boston bombing you know where they they put the bomb at the end at the finish visually can you imagine and like a word with this. They imagined that you run twenty six miles and then somebody yells run like it's bullish genius and this guy and then he did like another ten minutes like the thing about it and I remember because at the same time because I got back into doing this in social media so so like that like you can get from whatever if you make a mistake of a tweet of joke whatever and I just remember it calling him because he's got so much shit off dum this one routine gene on Saturday night live and I called I said Dude that was a hilarious joke and they said I can't believe that anybody would have a problem with that and he just said fuck them yeah. He's the best the what what are you looking at that Shit Saint Louis Births you containing you want it. It's it's eight people on twitter. Fuck them yeah but there's this false perception because remember in the old days. This is what I talk about it my act. I remember in the old days when you when you complaining. You're the complaint for a long time for anybody realize that you are angry about it took lunar the now. There's just immediate there's immediate in your magic phone to express outrage the color your amateur member used to get a piece of paper and a pen a and he had to get an address the call Ling Ling the I'm fucking joke around and then you had to make an investment at the by Stan Park near Leave Your House American he made Marc Maron said he was talking about Jesus and making fun of Jesus and this woman the fun because I you cannot talk about Jesus that way and he goes oh I can and I will so he keeps going. They get up and leave. The Guy Calls the next day and he wants to sue the Club for defamation out as Christ and he's defending is fucking free speech. Is the whole bioethics anybody like. I can't believe being attacked on the left side. You can't talk about everything the thing about like this. You can't talk about politics. Politics is everything politics is the road. Did you drive on the food you eat the water you drink also tell the truth is that there are a lot of people who are very intolerant on both sides of course but it's the first first time on the left. They're talking back the back but they don't they will censor you. They will get you will lose your job. You will get shadowed do if you do have a strong opinion about something the other side of that we'll try to ruin you. Absolutely it is a but at this point people know that and people are getting hip to the fact that like you know there is a you know it's it's a culture of destruction culture of cancel culture or whatever you WANNA call it but you have to like you say they are you. I'm saying if I don't to my hard to okay. We start recording rather fund. We have ooh Well Rob Schneider. I've got to go to a reading okay get too. This was fun. We appreciate your the thank you see what happens is the podcast and I really appreciate a learn what you guys are doing here and in the thanks so much for show me the ropes POW anytime broke. You'd see Liam Gentlemen. It'd be that's it. I gotta go in Tampa Tampa's Tampa Sony I'm going to be in Tampa Tampa. September the twenty seventh and twenty eighth where at the Tampa Improv great and I'm in I'm in Houston Twentieth and twenty first next week and that Denver comedy. He Works Downtown Twenty Six twenty nine. I'm going to be you know the Great Club in the God of this weekend. Where am I going to be city? Nah Come on Florida Jacksonville Jacksonville Florida which is fun Comedy Zone Rob Schneider in Jacksonville Florida this weekend. Go See Liam or die this kid out you know I only mess with one coffee. One cuffy only ultimate coffee that makes an impact on the veteran community gives back back to veteran causes. 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#143 - Elle King on her new album, tattoos and an awesome gift her dad, Rob Schneider, gave her.

Bobbycast

17:11 min | 2 years ago

#143 - Elle King on her new album, tattoos and an awesome gift her dad, Rob Schneider, gave her.

"Welcome to episode one forty three the Bobby cast end it is with L king. We had our southbound morning show. And so we talked a lot more than we got to actually put on the radio show. So I wanted to put over here s you can hear the full interview. I like L A lot. So. Yeah. L king before we get into that. I'm talking about. Lifelock's for just one second for more than three years. A software vulnerability in the Google. Plus social media network gave third party developers access to people's information. Their private profile information, so basically half million people who shared private profile data with the friend could have had their stuff stolen, personal data, personal info. And when it gets exposed that's trouble because people criminals can open accounts filed tax returns, they give me my property. A lot of threats in today's connected world takes one week link criminals could get in and so good thing. New lifelock identity theft protection as the power of Norton security to help protect against threats to your identity and your devices that you can easily see or fix on your own. So no one can stop every cyber threat prevent. Identity theft or monitor transactions at all businesses. But new lifelock with Norton security can see threats that you might miss go to lifelock dot com or call one eight hundred lifelock use the promo code bones for an extra ten percent off your first year, plus the twenty five dollars Amazon gift card with annual enrollment. That is promo could bones. I have lifelock lifelock. I love it. Terms apply. All right about to get into the king interview. Like to encourage you to check out. These sore losers podcasts actually have lunch box you with me right now talk about that for a second. What did you talk about on the show? We talk about sports. And then we talk about just our lives in general and some news stories as well. But we tried to talk sports way talking mostly about probably sports is Eddie know, anything about sports or nothing about sports. He doesn't even watch the games. And he comes in and tries to give pinions. It's sometimes frustrating. But sometimes funny more frustrating Eddie, how do you feel about that? I mean, I try my best. And when I watch sports, I think I nail my opinions. You nail European. Oh, yeah. You really can't be wrong in an opinion. That's what I'm talking about. They put on your episodes every day. You can listen to it on iheartradio or wherever you search for podcast. Just search for sore losers. S O R E sore losers who came up with that name collectively. Collectively group effort grip think. Oh, yeah. Group thing that we thought really hard you kind of hurt a little bit checkout sore losers now. Here we go with L king. We liked her. She's good spoke will so fun. Yes. Episode one forty three of the Bobby cast. L L king. Yeah. On the Bobby bones show. Now, if she is okay. How are you? Are you good? We met a few times. Do you know that? Yeah. I know that I don't know. I'm always like the quiet guy. It's like. Like. Nerd you. Good. I'm great. Yeah. Excited about this record. Yes. Let me play some from it here. This is the single shame. How long does it take to do the record? I don't know. I think I'm a bad person to ask. 'cause it takes me like well over a year. So you start this year ago? I start I started may of two thousand seventeen you know, what's funny is that I guess I knew I listened to a lot of pop alternative stuff, and I used to work in that area too. And so I knew you from this. That's still the jam to you. Honestly, I still love playing. Yeah. I do. Thank god. So when you recorded this back in the day, did, you know back in the day like it's been hundred and it's been a feel what was the what was the idea? What the song? Where'd you want it to go? How'd you can see landing because it's on brand new on pop radio. Well, I don't think I had any like goals for that song. I didn't think you'd even make the record let alone the single. I just wrote it about a couple like, you know, people I dated and. I just I don't know. And it it took a year for it to do really anything. But no, I didn't have any big plans for it. It's kind of one of those wonderful surprises of life. I think when you're song goes up a bunch of money from a pop song. Is it starts kind of come in from like more than other formats because it's so what widespread? Yeah. I think so I mean, it just on pop radio just goes to. It's just like such a huge audience. You know, and then yeah, I gotta lotta sinks from it. Which is awesome. Yeah. Here is the song. I think our audience was introduced to you by. Yeah. Dirks? So good. You're so good. Thank you. So you spend a bunch of time here because I know during this run is where you and I met the first time because you were doing a lot of stuff with Dirks for the song. Had you been in Nashville a bunch prior. I lived in Nashville, I have my I got my license here, driver license. Yeah. I know I shouldn't have passed the test. But I got it. And I still haven't known taken it from me yet. So you're in Nashville than you left, and you've California. No, I moved back to I actually drove around in a truck for like a year. And then what you can't just move past driving around in a truck for a year. Yeah. I drove like all I want to Canada. I got my heartbroken Nashville, and I laughed and I went up to Canada can my best friend from New York was living up there. And we went all over Canada for a while. And then we drove all over the country, and I ended up in the desert, and then we drove back to New York, and I lived back in New York for a couple years, and and then my music kind of took off and didn't really live anywhere. I lived on a bus, and and then, you know, recent. I moved out to LA. And so that's where I live now. L king is here. I'm such a fan. It's cool to have you in here. I was reading a story about I think you have a John Lennon signed record that imagine. How do you get a John Lennon signed record my dad gave it to me for my birthday? Wow. What a gift, I know very, very wonderful. And it's like a records not that big. And we have it over the fireplace. Which is like this big like well lit like plays for like a big piece of art. But it's just that that little record. And it's beautiful. It's my like most treasured thing now. Really? Yeah. In your house. What's your favorite picture that you have when you think about this picture means a lot to? There's two probably a picture of my grandparents my grandma's passed away. And so I have my kitchen, and then there's a picture of me and my little sisters that my step mom took and gave to me low frame, which means like we're getting along. Now. My little sisters loved me. It's great. I saw a picture of a fan that had I think it was a whole forearm tattoo of you. Yes. Hardcore like the art. It's it's good to. It's a great. It's it's such a risk to get tattooed with something specific. But it looks exactly like you. It's kind of crazy. That's that's the I like someone had gotten my like autograph tattooed and they're waiting outside of show, and I signed it, and I had it was a bad signature. So like licked my my finger and tried to rub it off and they got through the rubbed off part tattooed to. And I thought that was nuts. But then. Yeah. Somebody in Canada got a whole portrait of me in it's like over their entire forearm. Now have you met them since? I know I haven't met them since the tattoo, but we are playing show in Toronto soon. And that's where they're. From. And so she said she wrote an Instagram said she was going to surprise me. But that was a surprise enough. So I mean, I gotta do something. Nice for her. Right. That's free tickets for life. Right. Okay. Don't you go to town? Like, I have a dude got my face tattooed on his arm. Oh my God. It's like, whatever if I'm ever in town like what do you want my food? What am I crazy right to hang out with them? Yeah. But you have to be with someone else though. No. They they tattooed as before. So I know them. So it's like all right. I'm gonna come hang out life have a full full on evening, and I'm not going to have to her face. But you know, maybe something close you have a record called shake the spirit. We played a little bit of shame here. Only played one more of this. And this is the song that's doing so. Well, right. Uh-huh. Yeah. I was looking at it for you walked in. It's like on all the charts. Yeah. They're seventy eight hundred charts in your on seventy seven hundred ninety nine charts. Really? Yeah. How about this one? Let me play this one. This don't need. Nobody. A little bit of love. Jam here. Yeah. Comey about this one s crazy song. I wrote this song was in Texas. And it was it was the we had done the first day of recording echo lab and the guy map pants who ended up co-producing most the stuff that we didn't Texas. He I think he could tell that. I let quantum on the house. We're staying was attached the studio, and so he was like L, you know, like, you can you can stay here and play after I leave, and I was like sick and all the boys had gone to bed, and it was like two or three o'clock in the morning because I just never sleep, and it was a crazy thunderstorm, and I just got this idea, and like I couldn't keep up with my hands. Like, I'm not a great panel player. Like, it just was coming out of me fast. And I wrote the whole song and like less than two hours, and I waited for like, a wait until like seven o'clock, I went and beg on everybody's doors. And I was like I got I got I got myself, and I got my song. And I woke everybody up and I made them go to studio like seven o'clock in the morning. I was like play this play this man play this. And I just remember like I was super law. When I had written a song. And I remember I was singing the Altro part, and it's just beautiful message. And I realized what I was singing and it was like a snap out of body. Experience is not back into my body. And like started crying. I was like, wow. This is powerful song. This is really like moving me. And it's it's definitely my favorite song with the record. Is it really? Yeah. I was drawn to it. That's why I played it. I after the single. Don't need. Nobody a little bit of love. We know. When did you realize that you could sing like, you really could sink to the level where you can make money off of it and like have a career? Well, I don't know. I think I've always been told that I had a good voice. And like when I was younger like thirteen I went to this like musical are performing arts camp. And and I was always part of the productions and everything, and it was really really fun. But when I was started playing out in New York, like sixteen years old people would kind of come. And I mean, it started I like high school, friends and stuff, and then it just kind of kept going, so I guess from like sixteen on I was like, well, hey, maybe there's something to this. Plus, I got free beer without being twenty one. And I was like this is great. When you start playing guitar. I started playing guitar when I was about twelve. Yeah. You gifted and guitar and like or did you go by you you to? Guitar. Yeah. My dad got me a guitar a little electric guitar think. Like a Fender Stratocaster and. And then I think maybe my step dad or my stepdad. Let me borrow Alec Washburn acoustic guitar, and he had his buddy came currents, very talented guitarist he and who's like super handsome. He would come over. And like MC twelve thirteen year old girls a cow practice. So he taught me how to play I can't read music, but he's a show you like how to play some songs. I was like sick L king is here. The records called shake the spirit. It's out. Now, this song is this on a commercial. John. Yeah. Maybe it's because we haven't released it yet. So it's on a Harley motorcycle. It's called baby out. I do it's fine. Yeah. Are you trouble? I think depends on the day. I have been trouble. I think I'm into cleaner trouble now. But I used to be a lot more trouble. I can still I'm still horrible influence. Totally. Yeah. I can I like to say, I'm very persuasive. You know, we're doing thing in town. And by the way, for those that don't know your dad's, rob Schneider. Did he come to town? And you guys we're going to sing together or something? And we were. Yeah, we were gonna sing we were going to sing at pilgrimage. And it got rained out. That's what it was minutes before my set. I think my dad was. Yeah. Crazy, right? I didn't even get to really see anybody. So I'm sad. But was that a weird thing growing up with the super famous parent or just normal? I mean, it was just my normal. You know, and it just it just 'cause I I grew up is not like my dad like got famous as I was older. My dad, you know, got on SNL the year, I was born. So it just was normal to me the people every all you can do it at shows. Am I shows? They just yell. Rob schneider. Oh, they don't even do the bid yellows name used to make me. So mad at kick him out need never got kicked out make nacelle, Matt. And now, I'm like. Okay. Yeah. That's my dad. All right. Let me play this one for you. Come on. Nations. Good thing. Uphold the songs that I really liked. Feel. Over that, sixty soul. Biggest inspirations. Yeah. That. Old so music, just like, I mean, I've had my heartbroken few times. But like there's just nothing like a good really emotional like tight band. But like great heartbreak song. You need to be sad to write good songs. I think great songs come out of pain. But I think people are like, well, what are you gonna do? Now. You're you're like happy. You're you're doing fine. I've been through the pull from it. Oh, you can just go back in. This is Amy is in Austin. Funny. Yeah. Sometimes to a pretty good. But I I can I remember that song that's on super motion. And I that was I did one vocal take for that. Really? Let me hear this. Again, one vocal take you just hopped in saying it because I broke down and cried. And I said, I'm sorry. I can't sing it again. I walked stadium. We used it. Smith. One time. Yeah. Are there? Do you hear things in it that are flaw like, but that you love now because you yes. So after the second after the second verse, you can hear me, my my like, my voice quivers because that's when I started to cry, and I just remember being like L push through this pursue this just get through one take of it and some crying. And then by the the really like silent breakdown in it like you can like there's no hiding the fact that like, my whole voice is just like, I'm like weeping in it. Look at you got awesome record. It's out. Now, people should. Stream it by. What would you rather them? Do people do whatever we tell them. I I don't know. I. Isn't that inevitable? You know? I just I want people to listen to it means a lot to me. And maybe it'll mean something or or maybe it'll just remind somebody that they're not alone. You know, right. Yeah. I find that. That's kind of my goal with a lot of things to like. 'cause I feel I felt at times very isolated in the loan that I had these feelings that no one my first book. I remember first book, and I'm gonna put things in here. No one's gonna understand and they're gonna have sympathy. But then I realized it was just empathy that people actually went. Oh, I'm glad you said that because I felt the same way into anybody else. Yeah. That's cool. That you think that I mean, your person of the people love that person of the people. I don't know I used to have a different message. And I was like have fun have good time time. And now it's like, hey, take sick and love. But it's true. What time you wake up in the morning every day today? Look a little bit later. But I usually wake up in LA about seven AM. Really? Yeah. Just like this. I'm up. That's a morning person. Oh my gosh. Yeah. There's no fighting with you try. I mean, I don't try. I like it. I just I wake up super early. But then sometimes I take a nap around nine. Nabire just falling back asleep. That's pretty early breakfast. And I go down, and I watch my court shows, and then I think a little nap, and then I'll play Lopiano, but I never get days off at home. And so that's like my daytime routine, and then I'll go to the gym and swim. And then I'll eat in and out because California's great, yeah. In announce pretty legit king album, shake the spirit the single out now. Shame. It's really good to see it. Thanks for coming by. Happy real breath of fresh air L king back in one second. Ball zone.

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The 7 People you meet when setting sales goals   PODCAST

Ag Sales Professional's Podcast by Greg Martinelli

10:10 min | 3 weeks ago

The 7 People you meet when setting sales goals PODCAST

"Hello and welcome my name. Is greg martinelli. And this is the egg. Sales professional podcast. The purpose of this podcast is to make you the best salesperson or sales manager possible in agribusiness. The seven people you meet when setting sales goals learn how each of them can help you on your journey now. Last time we discussed how you can view goal setting in regards to growing your sales. If you didn't get a chance to read that or listen to the podcast please go back and listen to it or read it. That article will help you to understand the seven individuals. We talk about today. watch any documentary on high. Achieving individuals and undoubtedly there will be people in their lives who were critical to their success along the way positive and negative motivators a supporter of single mom. Who works three jobs to get her kid. Ice time to be an olympic skater. Michael jordan's high school basketball coach. Who cut him from the team. The kid who bullied the future linebacker for being small. And maybe the manager who reached out at the darkest moment in your career will notice. I didn't call them. Good or bad motivators. I used the term positive and negative because we need both of them in our journey and the key is for you to know which one you need at different levels of your climb to the top. I mean positive reinforcer when you are being. Lazy is not really helpful. And maybe a quit. Your bellyaching negative reinforcement is not real helpful when you're at rock-bottom and all your hopes appeared dashed. The problem is that people around us are all well meaning but they may only know one way to respond to a person about reaching your goals. You need to know these people around you and how they react in these types of situations. Select who you think you need at different stages on your climb. So let's dig in to the different types of coaches supporters motivators and helpful. Friends that we find out there. Well number one is the crab pot gaining. This is a bit of a negative type of group. If you're not familiar. The crab pot theory is a commonly used reference to our peers being like a pot of crabs. Well apparently when crabs are in a pot a bucket or whatever they could each individually climb out however as one climbs the wall of the pot the other crabs grab on and use it as leverage to try to climb out as well thus none of them get out the analogy. Is that along your journey. There are going to be typically co workers. That don't want you to get out or they want to keep you from outshining them so they diminish your goals and accomplishments or they keep you from reaching high and setting big goals. It's tough to make these folks a helpful resource simply recognizing what is going on will help you defeat their efforts smile nod in then get away from well number. Two the you can do it. Coach this is a positive person. Remember the classic character played by rob schneider and all those movies where he yelled out. You can do it. And i can't do it in his accent but it was certainly a funny character but this is a critical coaching role in your journey. When you have never done something before or when no one has done something before it's unknown if it can be done you will need someone. You respect to confirm you and have faith in you. Maybe not rob schneider but someone in the organization will be willing to fill that role number three. The aim bigger cheerleader. I think this is both a positive and negative person that you can utilize if you consistently aim to low. This type of person has really helped if however you habitually aim to high. This person can actually push you into setting unreasonable goals. There are well meaning but need to be tempered. A bit as their judgment can be awesome. This is definitely one of those individuals you want to bring in. At just the right time like a symphony you bring in the percussion or the winds at precisely the right tone. I gotta tell you. I really know very little about the symphony beyond my kids ban recitals. So i do know that you're supposed to bring those in at the right time and same with the aim bigger cheerleader. They could be helpful and they can be harmful. You just have to know when to utilize him well number four the shame you into bigger goal manager. Let me say that again. The shame you in to a bigger goal manager mostly negative unless you are sandbagging and sandbagging is where you set low goals. So you don't have to work very hard. I can count on one hand. The number of times a manager came back to me with my projected goals for the next year and wanted me to lower them but before passing judgment on my goal setting. I assure you i have reached some great personal and professional goals. My struggle is that. I like to live up to what i say. I will do based on my disc profile and how i like to set goals. I feel very accountable to them. This makes me want to set them. A tad low for what i submit to a company or to my boss however i hold the bigger goal in the of my mind as achievable again. Read last week's blog to understand my reference to the latter method of goal achievement. Number five the enabler friend and again. I'm gonna call this a positive and negative on the positive side. This person advises you to take it easy and slowdown. they give you the Rome wasn't built in a day. Type of advice for the overachiever. In the world. the stressed-out individuals at trying to get it all done. This is the single greatest person to have as a coach in most cases as mine. It's a spouse but may be apparent or another close family member whoever it is you trust them and share your greatest goals with them and when you are pushing too hard and need arrest this who you need in your corner now on the negative. This person is like the crabs in the crab pot. They want you to take it easy like they do so. Everyone gets by with less effort. Unfortunately that leads to lower results. If you're someone who needs help setting bigger goals watch out for this person as they can derail your journey number six the something in your teeth friend. I think of this as a positive. We all need this friend in our line. They are those friends at ground us in reality they tell us exactly how it is ever have something stuck in your teeth and no one told you. This is the friend that lets you know now. That's a real friend. There's no sugar coating here. These individuals make for great peer or mastermind groups. Lastly number seven internet memes. They're both positive negative and nonsense in some cases. Yes the internet where we get all of our answers in life. Well-meaning lincoln posts and facebook. Memes will blanket your mind all day long. The problem is that they are all over the motivation map in your mind some positive some shaming and some are actual nonsense. Here just a few. That popped up in my lincoln feed this morning as i prepared to write this. The first one was doubt kills more dreams than failure ever. Will you know good point but we all have doubts. It really doesn't mean it's not something you can say. Just just get rid of doubt you have it. How do you deal with it. It's great mean but doesn't really mean a whole lot to you. The next one was never get so busy making a living that you forget to have a life again. It's kind of good point. But reaching great dreams requires a lot of time and sweat equity the laser focus needed to achieve. Great goals comes at a sacrifice to other activities. The next one was the greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high but it is too low and we reach it. This is spoken like a true aim bigger cheerleader. No one to embrace this thought and when did discard it and of course read my article from last week which focused on setting achievable goals and setting the next one and the next one on your journey to the top. The last one. That i saw this morning i have to. I have to put this in here. It was winners focused on winning. Losers focus on winners absolute garbage. This statement alone without explanation should be deleted as fast as you read it. My guess is that it is referring to jealousy that you know. The winners are going to focus on being a winner and the loser is going to focus on the winners in a jealousy. Kind of way. And i guess that makes sense for this me however you have to infer that when you were making a journey to the top. It's very prudent to look at those that succeeded. Look at the winners. Yeah you want to study the losers to the people that didn't make it to figure it out as well. It's not always the same journey but why not see how. The winners accomplished their climb. So where does that leave us. Where does that leave you. How do you know who to seek out for advice. Coaching and friendship. These are great questions in only you can answer. The main goal of this article is to point out. That only you can know who you need when you need them. You have to coach yourself. Bring that person into your life into your career into your goal on the journey when you need them. Don't rely on one singular approach or person to help you all the way to the top poland. The seven people listed above when you need them and then lastly when you are sitting on the top of that mountain relishing your efforts please make a point. Go back and thank those that help you even the negative ones. I hope today's podcast helped you. On your journey to be the best egg sales professional you can be you can always access more blog articles podcasts and other training opportunities on my website at www dot greg martinelli dot net. That's www dot g. r. e. g. m. a. r. t. i n. e. l. l. i. dot net. Thank you and have a great day.

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Rob Schneider, Dungeons And Dragons, NBA Playoffs And B1G Football Is Back

Pardon My Take

2:03:55 hr | 3 months ago

Rob Schneider, Dungeons And Dragons, NBA Playoffs And B1G Football Is Back

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So we're here is early September what first of September I do I remember that? Yeah what Burn down. On those earth wind fire. Guy stemmer eleven never forget. Okay. Let's start this whole Joe Dude. That's the Don't fucking forgiving never way. Right right. All right game seven, km seven, game seven was sloppy game seven with sloppy Also good defense. We had the lowest I think it was the lowest. Playoff game since like two, thousand and ten of course had the over whatever but the nuggets advance, Jamal Murray I think he was hurt a little bit Donovan Mitchell had his third quarter where he went off it was. It was a crazy crazy ending to an insane series. Not Exactly. We expected to go series that was like fast pace scoring. It ended up being a throwback to like the Pistons and Spurs but that ending would Mike Conley, missing a buzzer beater after I don't know why they were shooting the layup was insane. It was crazy. Yeah. The three at the end hit like three rooms had all these is basically Hawaii shot. If it didn't go in it was it was an ugly game I went back and looked at the box score. The nuggets went over seven minutes without scoring a point. Yes that's impossible to do I. My only theory is that they don't have their legs right now because they've been fucking because their wives are there and tomorrow Murray we now they're able to be deleted that video the Internet's deleted that video I forgot it. I totally forgot about his life very very he she asked if you have the video deleted and we. All said Okay Yeah. I'm just upset that we're not going to get Quin Snyder out of this series there's one thing that I wanted moving forward and that's just more shots of Quin Snyder on the sidelines little skinny jeans. Yeah. Everyone says that he looks coked out I don't think that I think he I think he looks like he used to be cooked out he looks like the neighbor of Helix Jordan, Belfort's Neighbor who comes over to complain about the Coke Parties is a guy maybe I'll just do one line and toss it dwarf totally normal totally normal look Also I just have a big place in my heart for a joke itch because when you can hit a hook shot in twenty twenty and have like the big man moves in Rudy. Gobert. So fucking good defensively I just I love that he had the. Game winning shot with with that right? Right handed Hook shot in the game. It was crazy. It was terrible but it was also good and thrilling and I. Guess That's the that's definitely the best series of round one even though we still have a game seven going tomorrow, which I'm just sick will get the rockets in a second. The rockets are like the clippers when I was like blow this thing. That's what the rockets are. Now I feel sick of the rockets I feel like if this wasn't a game seven, we would get these teams out of my face but right it's it was a game seven. We're. Now we're going to the exclusive like both teams were amped up and had that playoff level and dealers gassing there were reality was just a shitty. There was there was a stretch where it was like five or six straight shots open shots were guys were just barely grazing the front of the rim. It was really bad look very there was a stretch where it looked like every pickup basketball games gonNA look like when people can start playing pickup basketball. But since it was game seven, you like the crowd was a little bit more intense all this stuff ended up being like a heightened atmosphere. All right before we get the series quick question. Joma and Donovan Mitchell Hug. Afterwards, they've known each other for a Longtime Louisville Kentucky rivalry. If you're Donovan Mitchell like I always think of the guy who loses in that situation. I would deny the hug will get the fuck Outta. Me was a quick, hug yeah. Get on my face, you know what it was like. It was like a Jake Marsh Hank Lockwood Post game, and Ping Pong whoever wins is always the very first over to. Great Game Guy. I just I I'm with you I noticed that if you get somebody and they're like very eager. All such, a great battles get Outta my face please. Yeah. It was a little bit quick but call poor sport. That's fine I. think that the nuggets at smoke next round. Yeah. I don't care how many inches they have on their teams, clippers or minus of our a million units clippers game one. The. High Roll game, it's going to be a quick All right. So We have rockets blowing it the rockets to Russell Westbrook the clippers I just Russell Westbrook like being Russell Westbrook. Just making comical errors down the stretch and then James Harden. We'll James Harden ever get in shape. No usually to the bubble saying because he was out of shape he showed up super fat and he's not. He's not fat and now he's fat but he does that he'll do it in a game. He'll drive really hard to the hoop and then the next three plays I'm not running up and down but you've taken a few place off. You know how it is with Hotel Life I. Guarantee You that the same way he went to the bubble he's like I'm going I'm going to hotel I'll pack my workout gear and I'm never gonNA take. My extra shoes I wake up at seven am for three mile run on the treadmill. It never happens. He's just stays room and jerks off three times and Chris Paul. This league Chris Paul was unbelievable. Did the staredown which wasn't really a staredown. You can never really tell Mitch trubisky throw when. That come on because it's a similar situation saline cat. Screen cap was worse than the actual you have to defending. You have to face yourself with Mitch trubisky referee a whole season come on man now they're knows you know what? Now the first three times I make Mitch Trubisky joke it's old hat it's going to be old household have to power through the first three references and get to the point where it's funny because it's so old again Chris Paul was correct. Chris Paul's personality makes you forget how good basketball he is because he's this worst anytime he appaled the nuts and guy ship but he's awesome. If the guy that can most closely impersonate you is the dude from fresh prince of bel-air. Then it just it goes all show. Then you're not an elite athlete anymore although I still think would be you know top three top four US men's soccer player yes, easily hank. A moment to talk about the Celtics and Marcus smart shooting five Marcus Smart. Marcus smart being the guy who like if he hits one shot, you know he's taking too and then it just rolled into five for the past five years. It's like five years ago he was like never shoot but he would shoot all the time and he's just he's just shot his way into being a good shooter. But if he hits one, you know he's GonNa take it again right away and it just rolled into five in a row and it was like Holy Shit. There's absolutely no difference in Marcus Smart's body language when he's just made five three-pointers or when he's just air balled five whatsoever if you just makes him, he's just he's mad that didn't count for more than three. Hank Championship. I don't see I don't sues beating them. Okay. Definitely. Not The bucks because they stink. Yes. The Heat Jimmy Jimmy Butler I think we're witnessing the emergence of a top twenty player in the NBA I am only on come where has this guy been tired? because. He woke up dude, he's awesome and the quote that they had from yesterday was even better when he said no disrespect families. But if it were up to me, we wouldn't even be bringing in the wives and the children because this is a business trip it's for guys only he went he went full Mike Milbury. Yeah and so he went he went do WDRC buffalo you actually you're going to say Jimmy Butler might be good. I think now Jimmy Butler. Is a top twenty. NBA Player He. It's the culture down in Miami. Let's big of you. Yeah. I mean listen if the shoe list fucking. Awesome. Dude I loved Jimmy Bouquet. Now, you don't actually do know. Just from us and he was really good on the seventy sixers to. Jimmy. Butler is a guy who's just he has an edge like he he will be like, fuck you'd everyone and win a game and in a playoff or playoffs or maybe not a playoff series and on a bunch but he will be like fuck you. I'm going to be the best player on the court tonight and I loved Jimmy Butler I still. The Timber Wolves thing was weird. The sixers thing was weird the Bulls, the front office deserves all the blame for that one. So Jimmy Butler, you're cool. I do like the slogan no disrespect to families before you say anything else. It's the Anti. Lebron father of three you you liking Jay, is going to be the ultimate like earn of twenty twenty. Am I going to push? Jay But no, I don't think I. Don't think. So well was sorted out earlier today like. The heat too. Yeah. You're if you if you listed wing player so I like it's hard to say because it's position lists basketball in the NBA now but like if you had list wing players that you want to take a shot and defend the last shot, the list is like. Obviously Throw Lebron there if you want if you want to call me a wing Qui- Paul George Klay Thompson and Jimmy Butler and I take you over Paul George it's not a long list of guys who fit that mold of like take shot defend the last shot you're that Dude Jason Tatum Jason. Yes he's really good. Yeah. Jimmy Butler. I'm just saying like he feels like a guy that is so he's the one who's most fine not necessarily with being in the bubble, but he wants to prove that he's more mentally tough than everybody else. So he's like that guy that will stay in the center for like I'm fine. What are probably more? Meanwhile, he's like his skin is cooking, but he's like you know what? I. Don't care I can do it. And Be, coming, off, twitter. Who Sub tweeting Two hundred million dollars it Tobias Harris and Al Horford got hurt to watch Jimmy. Butler. Do that. That's how much did they give to Horford? When Orford? Opted out for the Celtics being like wait who who else is going to give you money several years. Nine. And what's Tobias? Here's this is now become a bash philly. Sorry, Philly. You one, the flyers one tonight. So congrats on that five years one, eighty. Oh, five years one eighty for sometimes patients league trust the process that makes Zach Levine four eighty look also at the Fred Vanfleet contract he's going to get will also be discussing the s for advanced leads got a Fred van got a great booty he's like. He's the PJ Tucker. Of Candida he gets he gets space with that boot. He's built like a fire hydrant. Yeah. He does that slow slow down dribble where like the we're someone like runs into him and he gets fouled him I. Love that also the Raptors Celtics series is going to break the record for most like hey ref like what the fuck where that call both teams just all night what dude the raptors are the Extremes is still. Won The NBA is the number one in the NBA for that. But I feel like they had a really nice run tonight of that. If it's Lebron versus the rockets I feel like that will be yeah. That's traverse Iraq hardin and Lebron and Lebron James Look for foul. Yes. Yes. Yes. Lebron's meanwhile just resting. Good for him. Not Good. Not Good Hank. Peru for anyone WHO's Lebron heater? Checkout myself in that group could be me. what are you? Oh so now PFC likes J. Button you like Lebron now. All right, let's get to hotseat. Cool. Thrown hotseat. Cool. Thrown is brought to you by Bud Light Seltzer on the hot seat this week our beer runs was sports back our friends at Bud light. No you can't miss any precious seconds of the game had to bud light dot com slash delivery and get ice cold bud light and Bud Light. Seltzer delivered straight to your door. So you don't have to miss any action. That's bud liked dot com slash delivery hank. My hot seat I. Have A few. Oh. Okay The first one is anyone who drafted. Fantasy and took Alvin Kamara. Yum. He is on the trading block now, which is I mean, a lot of people probably took them in there. Their first pick first round. That's like the worst thing you can see is the on the trading. Block. Just negotiating a contract right now IRA today's on the trading. He was on the trading block. Yes. Imagine imagine how much bill O'Brien would be willing to give up for Alvin, Kamara his entire team He'd be what he trained himself to the saints for Alvin Kamara. I'm just going to say Leonard for nuts out there. True Bill O'Brien would try to trade like a second rounder. Next year is third to the waiver wire I just want Leonard Fournette on the bears just so I can be like, how can you lose when you have the second and fourth pick in the two thousand, seventeen I mean I feel like he's destined to go to the Falcons Right Day already and how Pick, they've taught girly but I just want that because I really would sell my phone being like if you go back in time and get the second and fourth picking a draft that seemed to be a Juggernaut I, refuse to believe that that any team would be dumb enough to trade away Alvin Kamara right now. Why? If. You're the saints. Taste, he can do it all. Yup. Have Tastes in lineup franchise quarterback and halfback. I'm pretty sure was they put him on the trading block justice like a negotiation tactic hodges a prank, but you drafted him. A terrible thing before the name and starts I'm out of the House. He was myself I got my broke my phone the other day because I didn't have my case on and like and that's a good move hank. No broke on. Almost, instantly solid I like it. So I need a new one I don't have a fucking home button anymore and it's driving me crazy. Oh Yeah it's GonNa. Take some getting used. I, noticed that you didn't get the Red Iphone, we hate AIDS charity. You had how old is your phone iphone eight Would they cover to the home button long time ago? I was two years ago Hang Catera Motorola Motorola Razor this is my first time experiencing it sucks. Like. Yes. Fan. In, my cool thrown out of a few first one is a magic Johnson's analysis. Oh, it's been good. He's been I actually wanted to talk about that I think the party's over 'cause cowards in on the joke now. Really Yeah we gotTA. Move. Coward quotei magic and was like great insight and it was at that moment that out small piece of me died and it was like, all right it's over no more making fun of Magic tweets Howard. A Ham fisted analogy about it wasn't like this. He is the purred happily twitter it took them three four year move and making fun of mattresses beginning of this show not saying we invented it but like. Coward now figuring it out and twenty twenty. It's done. It sucks I'm so excited for Denver's Utah. Game Seven see Jamal Mary Donovan Mitchell for Denver to win Jokic Gary Harris Paul millsap or Michael Porter Jr. has to step up for Utah to win. It's on Mike Conley Jordan Clarkson Joe ingles or Rudy Gobert step up. All right. Yeah. That's the tweet you nailed it. Cooled Johnson be very upset that you did not get rid iphone. Yeah. Tyler Perry. Why he's a billionaire, that's it. He's be were personally. Although the fucking eat them I, read it I read it, and then I clicked the article to get more information in all new place at stay said is his book which is titled Porous. Hell to billionaire. Tyler areas just learn to sing billionaire, but he's not going to write a book on what it's like to be a billionaire going just going to say probably pretty sweet. Yeah, I feel like. Let's say like your billionaire these days. They're not so happy about that. Jeff B.'s got eighteen out in front of his house. Ready, to chop it, give a really nice close shave to the head Is that it? Heck? Yes. Well, done here. Okay. I'm jumping pretty brief because it's a tight show. We got a couple of interviews coming up my first hot seat is CJ mccollum, CJ mccollum on the hot seat. He tweeted out earlier tonight who wants to play fantasy hit me up I replied to him kind of joke but it was like also kind of serious I was like. What's up and then he invited me to play in his league I was like that's awesome. That sounds like fun I, get a text from him where he puts me into his fantasy football group chat, and the name of the group chat is fantasy football high rollers right and I'm like, wait a second what and so it it turns thousand dollar buying Yup. I. Don't I don't think I. can back out but we decided as a group that we would all share ownership of the team. So now and CJ mccollum fantasy football team in his league. Our team name is blast their face off and so we're going to I. Guess we're just going dominate CJ mccollum. Yeah. Wow. That's to it what I just got tweeted this. Picture and it says Hank on vacation again into guy has a bumper sticker on his boat. Our he copyrighted our logo and it says part of my Lake Whoa that's six pretty good Joe. Let us come on the boat dude. We should be the fact we have been invited on that boat is a slap in our face. Now, what we're going to sue you for trademark infringement for copyright infringement unless we get an invite on the boat, these are terms that are not negotiable. We're in CJ mccollum fancy for. Thousand Dollar by it's a twelve team league. Let's just let's just doing be legends. Yeah I was saying we should draw browns and cut them that'd be great in like finish line well, no, the thousand dollars Kinda makes said yeah but it'd be good thousand dollar prank. Yeah would and then or if we do happen to win, we can just like wasted blow the eleven thousand dollars the most ridiculous thing possible like let's get ten more lotto machines and then we can have ten going in time. Yes Selby sick when. Actually, let's let's seriously do that. Get a lot omission got. So me fuck. Yes. Now say has changed my life. Guess what significant now we're winning and my cool thrown is Antonio Brown. He's on the throne because allegedly a video came out. Of. China trump when my favorites giving him a Hummer inside his jim they like. The Gym as Richard Milly watched the green one that he always wears and yeah he was just getting. He was getting that good the wet size Tiana trump. Nice. So I think Antonio Brown has also back. We also had a tony clown moment where someone tweeted we should've called it Septembeer instead of SIP temper. Yeah. That looks September. You see no Simpson th September. Yeah. Not Sipping known said. Harder even harder we Simpson Antonio to join you PF t by the way in September all. We're GONNA get fucked up though. For Labor Day Okay Four Beers this month let's do fellows and think for the four beers holds people like four times I. Drink that month. Yeah. We get one of those like the Ip as that are like nineteen percent alcohol just fuck your Dome Up. What do you think Shannon sharps nickname for Antonio Brown. would be what do you mean like with the trump? Oh, GEICO clown anymore because she's got the white stuff on her face now Antonio. Blah blown. Came and works and Blow Brown, that were in blue neo brown were asked what it is Tonio Bj down like like he's Swedish John Route yet. COUPLE DOTS. couple. All right. So my hot seat is Hank. My hot seat is Hank. Nari put myself in the house. Yeah. I witnessed something today pf that was truly remarkable. I was in the studio plank is no I know I was in the studio playing fall guys and. Hank. One hundred percent serious like no job whatsoever in his tone. Comes in here billy sitting on the couch and he goes hey billy. I film I skateboard and I feel like I got some fluid in my hip can you take a look at it for me? And I just sat there and I was like. Are you pretending like billy's your doctor and Billie gave him an actual medical. Diagnosis and that was it. Really, what's what's the prognosis? Where's the? He's got fluid whose first of Burston his hip it was fucking incredible like they were not joking, no jokes whatsoever was like billy I need you to look at my hip it's all jacked up and he was like whatever billy was going to say, Hey, going to be like, thank you Dr, do I like Oh a copay years To do more squats. It's like when you you know like you know you're probably the right thing to do you go talk to your friend like Oh shall we go out tonight and you go talk to the one friend that's like, yes, let's go out tonight like I. Want I just need to hear from someone that's like it's probably fine but he said it wasn't. Right. But he says probably probably you problem here Hank is you got no Asu. Ask than probably wouldn't have banged up your bone that I also hate does have fluid in his hip made meals gag I really wanNA poke it with a pin. Yeah I think you. Can we see it? Let's get a second rose. Also. I will say because the people hopefully people are like you'll be fine because I wrote only go to the doctor but. A lot of people helped me with my Internet problem the okay. So thank you guys. So yeah PFC was definitely an awakening moment for me like you are the company you keep Hankins acting asking billy for Dr Price Pretty much showing its Dick Right now. Yeah. Just. Look normal slender owl et slapped it billy like took out his fucking. Gone Down. He took it. Down? Canfield dentists classes with the little light at the end the minor lighting Philip looked at it. Any likes guy? Yeah checking you did like the Plastic. Surgery started he started doing circles with a sharpie on it. That's. Bruce just poke it with something hank be a man hanks just got a normal. Hip Pointer Yeah I put your cubes, awakes villages changed his diagnosis is. Typically. That's upset. You know dude and so zone. It was unbelievable I really had to question everything. Just like what are we doing here? As you're playing a ten year old video game. Yeah. No, that's fine. That's fine like I was listening I'm GonNA play that game. So I beat it and then I'll never play that game again I just do it was a shocking moment. I I love what went through your head because I've I've thought the same thing like if you have an injury that you could have sustained playing a sport and why not go to somebody that's played sports before yeah. Billy was Dale let me take a look. Guys shoot I just knew I knew I had the best chance of telling me that I'm fine and not seeing talk to her. Such a process winning I going to do that if you went to a doctor with with that injury I would hope that they would throw you out. Okay. You guys a thank you. We're. Pandemic Because your ass has a boo boo. Crow vice doesn't exist anymore. That's my cool thrown Oh. Yeah. And glass big ten football's back. Sir. Yacht did it so yacht chugging shutout chugging I don't know. I'm just going to get my hopes up again I dunno whatever I think it's better to have loved loss than never loved at all. It's you know it's it's encouraging that you still feel something. Yeah. No, it's. It's. It's what we said right at the beginning of this stuff when they canceled March manage like don't we're stupid if you just keep delaying it a couple weeks, we'll just keep we'll just die at ninety being like are they gonNa play the twenty twenty big ten football season I'll do that. It's it's September second today I. Guess for people listening a month never forgave one day will be Saturday October third. Full, college slate. That's what I'm asking you. Oh is. Did House like what? Have you been talking to Suryatna asking you guys? Twelve isn't coming back. No. Yeah crazy. You haven't heard anything about that. But no Larry, Scott's GONNA be out, which is good. Shot it all my PAC. Twelve people like finally Scott's GonNa be out I love. The Larry Scott is the warlord of the pack twelve is the worst he's the worst but yeah, October or no I. I mean I'm just going to hurt myself by just saying but I, think if they start late and they go undefeated like how does how work they win everything that's going to be the most beautiful part is undefeated Ohio state fans being like Yo we're the next. Six and then dabbled twenty being like we're not getting enough respect because the big ten decided not to play until October. Yeah. I'M GONNA. Yeah I mean if Wisconsin, I saw projected schedule in Wisconsin that play Penn State Ohio. State they go undefeated. All absolutely be like they're the best to really that's all. They pleaded with Indiana auto care all we need right now just for them to release more schedules. Yeah. I don't care if you take it back. On your schedule, these key start circling dates on our calendar. I'm stupid enough to just keep buying the the idea that it's going to happen eventually knowing it probably won't put my dog brain takes over and I'm like, yeah no lock. Tolbert we're good I. also think that the big ten should just play next year and call it twenty. Twenty twenty good I I feel like just in general sports should take on the mantra of twenty twenty never happened next year twenty, twenty. We're wiping this year from our brains like it's like it's men in black you show up at our door and this this year never happened the virus never happened you. Let's just reset. They should lean into the fact that like no one has any idea what's going on surprise me big ten I just play the game randomly just say one point on like a Tuesday in October. I. Just WanNa see like just an alert Tuesday morning I wake up at seven pm I will house take I, would take ranters against now. Now we're going to I believe next. To, still being branded as twenty imperfect twenty, twenty never happened and I also forgot to mention this. In case you're wondering why am I takes her so great nowadays, I bought the sports illustrated brain formulas. So my brain is operating on on such a high plain right now, you can't even understand your. Rick Reilly. Call. I'm Mr Unlimited I should try or I should just try to read one. Yes Billy I'm actually you guys. Took everything no. No, there's some obviously didn't get to see cheeseburgers Andy Reid said he was gonNA. Good one billy. I picked a bunch of, do you have any close ones? Andy Reid was like I'm gonNA trade this no we the quote. was. The quote was great. He said he's GonNa Exchange as. You. Wear it for special occasions or if you want a free cheeseburger, you just point right there and show him that ring and you might get one that aired special occasion ever. Mandy. Just walking into McDonald's and being like as it as if Andy Reid needed to ask for cheeseburger like he's he's walks in the door he could go to like any McDonald's in the United States and be like the usual Andy we have three big, Mac. Yes. Yes. All right. Good one Mike Cool. Thrown is the XFL. The Rock just took a bunch of pictures with xfl team helmets and it's game excited because more football's. Better anyway another quick another hot seat. Over, back and forth, Bill Belichick switching six subway commercial where he cut off dude sleeves on. No really how that like. preteens a subway, but it was really cool. Yeah I I. Guess It could have just doing commercial. That's that's what the ad campaign is like look. We belcher to show up on a camera on this side of the camera for a change where Jimmy Johns guys by the way. True Night Zaire fall but we are right to ruin through. Through and through is that it also the the Rings Casey. Ranks yeah they they had their rings. They have the thanks for coming out on the inside where it just shows how far they were down in every single one of their playoff games and that was the exact one I said thanks for coming out chiefs. Every single time. I'm, fucking smart. You're the brain formula I am smart. Packing la you did know some pilot what UFO's thirty minutes okay. There was a guy that was flying around a PAC allegedly in Los Angeles with billy. Scott's pretty cool. All right. Let's get to our interviews rob. Schneider, and then right after that, we have Tim Woods Dungeons and dragons before we do that. A quick word from our friends at cross country mortgage, cross country, mortgage combines of people first mindset with dedication to the fundamentals of mortgage lending. You're probably saying yourself I can't afford a mortgage mortgage a big scary word. We'll guess what it is not. You could probably afford a mortgage without even realizing it stop throwing your money away every single month to rent. 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Fan very a friendly sounding name, right? Yes. Yes So the Netflix special let's talk about that I. I would assume it's just a about your entire life when you name it. Asian Mama. Mexican kids. Trying to avoid as much people Getting angry as you can hey, listen. I've Asian mother. Mexican. Kids I'm allowed to talk about this stuff I don't know. I guess. That's what that's all about. When you're taping those specials is it like? Is it different as you're on? Asia thinking about the fact that it's going to be on people's TV's as opposed to just performing for people that. Can't go. You can't get in your head that much otherwise you really you know he started thinking defensively or thing what you're gonNA. It's like It's gotta come from an inspired place. You GotTa those funny I'm enjoying this as for the audience but at the same time I remember Chris Rock a yelling at Adam Sandler going it's fucked the show about the special. It's about the special get the special in other words. Make sure you're getting the stuff for the special. It's not just you can have a thousand people fifteen hundred people in the audience, but like that night, but you're trying to make it for you know. One hundred ten countries in fifteen million people so. But yeah I mean I don't think you gotta you have to know that it's back there but you got to be in the moment performing it and doing it and then And then you know try not to let the business takeover because I think put the business in front of the art and it's going to affect the art obviously yeah right. What's up with the band aid on your on Your Chin Try to kill myself but I aim to high Ni-. Just sliced my face it's been it's been a while now I've had this. Week now I've been rocking really bad I. thought it was like an alley kids might. That might kids keep putting it back on got like, yeah. You want being gate gate daddy and I go. Yeah. Okay. Put It on and if I don't have it on good day band-aid day. So they're very cute Surrey carrying your band aid guy for life now. For the foreseeable future, I think. So yeah. So your career you've had an unbelievable career you were part of what some people say is one of the Golden Ages of SNL. Time did you have given moment where like Holy Shit like everyone I'm around right now is a star star in the making did was it did feel like that? I member a lot of like you know very special moments or the really talented people and. But also remember like everybody's saying we sucked right because you're not as good as the first cast and like I know, we know it's kind of hard. With Bill, you know a Bill Murray and John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Gilda. Radner is a little tough to. Chevy Chase you know but I think we're okay I think you know for our generation of kids growing up watching us. We're going to be there Chevy Chase and bill. Murray and that's what's true. Is I mean wherever you grow up watching? That's your cast you know. I've always thought that. Especially, amongst SNL fans is like the the new generation's never as good as the one that was around ten years before. Yeah I mean there's a couple of guys that are all timers. I mean you know you get your Will Ferrell's and you get your You Know Martin Shorts Your Eddie Murphy made its. Who's who I mean of of of comedy you know and? I came from an era where most of the guys who came in were from with few exceptions were stand up. You know though that's where they've the funding guys now, and then there's an era where comes in from like second city and Improv. I think. Lorne. Michaels when he first started not to speak for him but like he hired. Group said in working together for a while. You know it was it was the national. lemmings on Broadway, which is like you know Belushi and and I think ackroyd and then it was The second city or am I think those two groups were made up the majority of that? I that I cast and and us? We were like David Spade Adam Sandler and I will go on one two three after each other in In in club in layers. At the Ice House out in Pasadena back in one, thousand, nine, hundred, Eighty, eight, you know and then. You know. But we we kind of we know where we're GONNA. Make it I mean I don't think it was a question. We just like well, who's GonNa give us a chance finally. And then You know this true story David Spade didn't put this in his in his book but like I got hired at US Annell and then. Bernie. Burleson. Was our manager and. He told Lorne Michaels. Well, you gotTa hire. David spade to their writing partners and we weren't that's how David got hired. He knows that but he didn't put that in his book Oh. Wow. Interesting speaking of that. You said, I'm going to put that in my book. Yeah. Yes. So you said. It would be fun to Pin Adam. Sandler for murder because you know all his secrets waters, what's his number? One secret I his number one secret. But he was in a movie called not big secret but it was in a movie called the unsinkable checking Moskowitz and I remember he got twenty five, thousand dollars like twenty, five, th they paid you twenty five for what? You're in a movie. How did this happen? When he first I was just amazed that anybody can get movie. You know I mean, it was just like. Radish thing for like a thousand things getting none of them. You know literally none and like after. I remember spayed go you know you know we're not going to get nothing I guess maybe we'll get another and then we started getting then we started getting hired because it's just When you move to La, you don't realize there's fifty thousand actors always in La. All fighting for like fifteen hundred jobs. Most of those, your shitty. But you're happy to have any of them. You know what I mean. So it's a numbers game but the thing about being a stand up back in the eighties was we were making more money being middle acts because none of us ever had more than twenty five minutes accommodate material trust me but he said all you need you know Jay Leno said many years ago to me all need twenty minutes become starting to lay everybody's time you got everybody's got two hours who wants to listen to our comedy material have twenty minutes it eighty have five minutes it kills every. Time every time out or yeah nothing and so really all you need was twenty minutes and that's all we had truthfully, and that was enough to get us on TV but it was just you know it's always going to be You know they want was want the most famous guy and if you ain't it, then you ain't it but you gotta be ready just in case the famous guy says, no, you gotta get somebody, right? Yeah. But it took me took me a long time to realize that like casting agents and those people they're fearful of their jobs too. They don't get paid good. I remember one casting agent. Actually Casted for Quentin, Tarantino and. She's lovely. I forget her name now but like I want to go see her audition for movies for her and addition for like you know Quentin one acquaintance movies back in the day and actually read with Quinton for the part and And I remember her like then seen her make making sandwiches at a deli. I went man, it's tough for everybody. Everybody's got tough in Hollywood. You know and they like they want you to. They were worried about their jobs they got to get the most famous guy they can get blah blah blah I remember one time I was having an audition for. Gassing agent and killed one on one. But then I got nervous in front of everybody and I saw her like melting down like, oh no. What happened to that guy who was so good just with me bring Emmett's inside I realized Oh she's rooting for me because you know when you first start you think people rooting against you like. The casting agents you take you take it personally now you just can't take it personally. Did you guys have a packed like you spayed in San when you were coming up like whoever has remembers the richest who's doing the best in Hollywood at any given time? We didn't bring everybody else along with you. Know we didn't say like that. Yeah, we did. Absolutely. That's worked out pretty Nice Yeah Adam. Sandler, seems like the nicest guy in the world we've had on our show and he just seems like the nicest guy in everyone who ever talked to him was like he's loyal and why wouldn't you? I think we asked him about this he's like, why wouldn't I wanNA, work with my friend. I told him, I mean I'll be honest and I've been public about this. I would I would tell him like, Hey, listen. Higher Nick Nolte. Don't you don't have to hire getting any finally did hire Nick Nolte for movie called the ridiculous six like five years ago. But and he says, no, I don't want to hire people I. Don't know because like an integral why you can get you can get anybody man you the biggest comedy star in the world and I'd have this argument with them against you know hiring me. Enough. Anyone can get hired but I'm just saying you know. We were talking for movie. You know many many years ago. Fifteen years ago or so and he said, no, no no, and he says in wise because I don't have to explain to you. What's funny. You know and if I ask you to do something after I, you know I don't have to like I can just tell you directly go climb that palm tree over there I know you're dumb enough to do it. and. So I mean that kind. It says a lot I. think there's a trust when you're out there doing comedy and especially in a movie you know. Any movie that you do could be your last one day. You'll be right. And If it's not going good. You need somebody who can make quick changes to make it work work, make the scene work if it ain't work into not panic shutdown is I've made a movies not with Adam, Sandler but I've been in movies. Words wasn't working nobody knew how to fix it if they work in, let's identify it right now fixed the scene every scene is like a little mini movie. GotTa. Go to the next movie and it's like a load it's like locomotion. And you got to get to the next that pushes the next and each one has to be like complete little mini movie in and of itself. So at any working fix, it cavs somebody that affects it is working, tweak it so that it's even better. So the bad seem may make the next scene unnecessary because that's works so well. So it's Kinda stuff like that because when you're in the trenches and doing live TV, you gotTa have somebody across from you was going to be your guy and not dropped the ball because you know we're just trying to get in show business. and. We want to stay in it because that was the whole point. I didn't have any career advice and career guidance or career. Goals just wanted to make a living. I just wanted to not paid houses not cells choose not to all the shit that I saw my friends. And I and I hate it. You know my friend delivering pizzas at my house one time we went all shit. A match the. Don't want people to know this doesn't know what you're working what are you talking about? Yeah but I don't want people to think I'm the pizza guy took. The, Pizza Guy, not the pizza guy is doing this the mega living isn't that who I and I remember I ended up doing a joke about that. Right away that night. I'm not the pizza guy but. You know it's nothing wrong pizza guy we all need a pizza. I've been pizza. Guy. Jj What Pizza Guy a lot of us have done it slang is every now and again You were saying like a second ago about how working with your friends it's easy to make these adaptions like on the fly punch up the script like really quickly I would imagine that a lot of the practice from that probably came from the fast pace environment on snl in the nineties because you know you've got a lot of it did I mean certainly? I didn't even know that I was doing this but my stand up. In the eighties. Was Sketches, but I wasn't getting any acting work. So I was just acting out all the characters and that's what I would do, and then like I'm comedian melt able great guy. Oh you know what you do is you act out and play these different role to play the different parts in your own stand back. You'd play the different guys and you go back and forth and I didn't even know that because you don't you know when you're creating something you just. Coming from a place in income and kind of through you and with you blah, Blah Blah and you just doing and then you do you keep what works and you take the stuff out hopefully in like you don't have like you know the men share some some kind of organized messed up. So a lot of Comedians are then you dump with doesn't work keep what works and Then, you keep taking away stripping away stripping away and it will work kind of becomes your act, and then you know if you're if you want to be successful at a comedy, you don't keep the stuff that doesn't work and stuff that works you build on, but it doesn't necessarily grow that much. You just get that Monster Twenty minutes you know which is what we worked on. And I, don't know if that's anywhere near answering but I was curious because I always love hearing stories about the you know the heyday of SNL and what the schedule was like you know. We know how hectic. It was amazing. But like at the same time. At the thing that comes away from me that was extremely democratic as the morning show business the more I realize that was fucking remarkable to be able to be literally at a place where if you wrote something if you're if you're on a Sitcom of you writing movie, you say that the idea that anybody's ever GonNa read that in front of people against some real laughs is like it just doesn't happen but like my first job in show business is Saturday night live basically. And Anything I wrote got red in front of everybody. So Adam Sandler would write this thing and like you know either would work. But if it did work, I mean everybody you got a room of people reading. It's very fair right? Whereas opposed to most show business doesn't get a reading so in that sense for. See the genius of him was like identifying people and getting the network out of the way, and you know letting us see and to see what works and he was open what ninety percent of the time depending on with few exceptions with Mike Myers Movie Dana Carvey or something Wayne's world was on whatever was got the biggest laugh Scott on the show. You can't ask for anything more than that. It's pretty fair anybody who complained that will always like well, you know. I know, and you know that you had the opportunity and it just didn't work for you. That's interesting because people. When you when you talk to people who were on SNL part SNL A, lot of times it's it's talked about how hard it is to get Lorne. Michaels to laugh and you're kind of winning on the other end and being like this is actually the best best spot because you if you make more mushrooms laugh. On you I'm sorry. Yeah. Like if he heard other people laughing, you'd recognize that to you know the worst audiences are like people who are subjected the comedy every every week right and having to laugh but you gotTa, really get them laugh you know. But unfortunately e even in that democratic environment half that the park half the people in that room or costume people. So you know trying to make Pasta Department laugh and it's like a and I'm sorry that ain't my audience. So so you have to get enough and whatever it is and people who complain it's like shut up. You had your opportunities. And if it didn't work for you I'm sorry but it's eight about the fair business. You know the saint about like you get a sketch on because you know it's like whoever participated its participation trophy and ain't it soon So are you saying if Lorne Michaels was totally dead face in reading and was like, I don't I I don't think this is funny but everyone else laughed he'd be like artless put it through. Yeah absolutely. Okay. Nice. Let I mean that's I. Feel like that kind of there's a myth about him where he's like he can never crack. And getting allow our. No, he's an easy. Laugh is a very generous laugh guy I shouldn't say easy. But if you no way to get to him, I've been a whore I wrote stuff I. Knew He'd laughing, right? Yeah. and that ain't good either you know because you want to not just get like show Biz kind of laugh you know. that. They can make him explode with laughter right? I've made him violently laugh. made him not laugh but everybody else was laughing he said Ralph Scott good one was the easiest way to get to them. What were like his his comedy hot spots that you knew that you could push Some inside baseball shit you know. Like I did a joke one time. I. Knew it was going to get him laugh where I talked about like some. TV talk show that some guy was a hack I'm not going to mention but like. WHO had a? Show a show and they were having trouble getting guests sketch and I said the line. Do they know that we shoot during the day a and it just seems like. It's availability thing and that's a problem that he has. availibility to get movie stars or. Stars are getting Mick Jagger to come like will. Tell make it's. Early dinner that kind of Shit. So I just knew that I've you know I roll the dice and it was a an easy a an easy one for me on that one but they didn't help me. You know what I'm saying so I mean and that point sometimes it's like. Okay I know we'll get a cheap laugh here how the rest of the sketch add up you know so right but it is what it is in the longer I just talking to Dennis Miller like a couple of days ago about this over the weekend. And we were saying man how amazing was that and I remember like. I ran into Eddie Murphy two summers ago and you know. And I I'm Ed. His idea was you know what he said. was like look. I couldn't wait to get out of there and I didn't realize the best time ever had my life. was there. Yeah. It's like you know it's true. It is true. Are you happy that you were on SNL during a time when no one had cell phones? So the after parties were extra fun because I that's also part of it is like being snl. After par no, no one's ever been as blunt with me is that. But no you're thousand percent right because I remember going to. One hundred hour workweek if you if you like if you did it, right if you're a young guy, you WanNa to take advantage situation I loved it I loved being there and I like writing and having somebody get your sandwich at like two in the morning and their people if people were dying to get a job there and so you had people who literally would research stuff can get you whatever and stuff it was fun. I remember like the guy one of the guys who was like a one of the writers assistance is now running a is now the GM for a local TV place in Ohio. Every time I. IF I'm doing stand up there, he says come on man and he shows me pictures of me and Chris Farley David Spade and Adam Sandler. He's got these little. You know Polaroid's of it. You know and and so it was of the grace. But what was your question? I'm sorry. But after parties how sick with the OH? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So here's what happened like I. Would you know you're you know you're wiped out at the end of the week and you're exhausted and you're like I remember like at like at the I'm Asian so it doesn't go one hundred percent but like I remember like I would be tired by nine o'clock. But by the by by ten thirty by eleven thirty, the show my eyes would be almost slits reclosed because I was that exhausted this is like the end of one hundred hours a week and you get a peek at the end of one hundred hours not like fifty or sixty seventy hours. After the show, you can't wait to just let your hair down go to a party in this relax and I remember like somebody took a picture of me. This is before cell phone style and they had me sign at the next week and I'm literally like this. Just blitzed. Fuck I better like sober up or something you know. Something wake up from that. Second combination of. You're exhausted and you're having a few drinks you're letting your hair down and it's just the last week I'm going to be in show business maybe one more week you know and you're with a bunch of very funny people which I'm sure. Good hanging bar absolutely. Yeah. Now I gotTa tell you. I mean. Farley spades. Sandler Rock. There's this you know. It's an it's an interesting. Funny People and they're incredibly funny and likes guy like no one can compete with Farley because no one's willing to hurt themselves at like he is you know. But. But like and then you know the easiest in the room is Sandler. GIGGLING whatever Farley does so far there's GonNa take it to another level, and then spade was always commenting and doing the opposite of that and So it's just A. And and then the guy who had the right take on everything was always Chris Rock I mean he just has a handle on human behavior and just reads things. Beautiful Guy Beautiful Brilliant Wizar-, was there a certain host that came in and you guys went out with him on Saturday after the show is over you gotta hope that guy never hosts again because I stayed never about that and I never really worry about it because you know show businesses like you can have somebody having a bad day that doesn't necessarily represent who they went the other way live somebody like. Him at the somebody ever bad week I mean you could have somebody a bad week I remember hosted like us. I remember like a guy a loved. He hated us. He hated US hated us. Hicks. Nano Hanks was lovely beautiful. But was it rinks was reserve guy that was like so much fun to hang out with after the show that you were like bent up for a few days. You man if that guy ever comes back, I'm probably going to die in the after party. Well, I mean. He. He wasn't like heavy partying but like. You could tell. He wanted to. An. Was John Goodman. All I wish I could go off right now. These are the guys. I would do that with. Yeah. Yeah. He seems like he can put a few away. He's just. He's one of those guys who's On all timer? It's a great. A great guy great actor agreed comedian great great timing, great dramatic actor, and just an incredible incredible guys. It's just like you're drawn to people like that. Hanks was the same way Alec Baldwin is the same way. Would just you know you know there was an edge to Alec, Baldwin? Because you know just having that many brothers. You know he's always looking for somebody who's going to punch faces GonNa take my sandwich was you're GonNa you know and? But just a great guy in a in a brilliant actor and can do anything and was fearless just as as comfortable with comedy and dumping himself in the middle of some silly sketch and without without bringing any baggage. Of a of a really terrific dramatic actor and added admire him to this day for that. Do you know that you are part of a conspiracy theory online? Probably So our colleague, Nick. Wrote a blog titled Rob's Schneider, a harbinger of disaster. So apparently, every time you have a new movie out. Big Oil spill happens within a week of that movie. I i. can't say I. Mean I think you can kinda there's usually some kind of oil spill or something happened at any time anyway. It's shock Deuce bigalow December Tenth Nineteen Ninety nine MVP? Erika. Tanker Spill December. Eleventh nine thousand nine hundred nine. Yeah but. If it's in the same place I'll I'll I'll agree with you. Okay. DEUCE bigalow European Gigolo or. Two thousand five Hurricane Katrina, spill reaches shore August fifth through fifteen, th two thousand but you can't say, no no. No Hey no you saying spill that means none of that. The spill reached is not the same time as an ocean that grownup grownups June Jones you gotta give me that Deepwater Horizon Vessel Disconnect June twenty fifth row and. The facts at up. That's not be can't. That's Dropping oil everywhere as Adam Sandler's movies. That's like. It's a bit of a stretch. I will say though the like you know the bloggers and those guys. Yeah. what once you once you realize the pressure that they're under you like God I hope they can come up with something like that. You gotta sell like they gotta sell twelve articles to like still live in their mothers you out and listen you have not. I'm not say. A hectic schedule. Blog nine to really think about bloggers we're in the trust we don't even know any bloggers I just think. They've. Got A scam. Gone. Scam is but I get it. It's tough for everybody out there specially. Now. So whatever thing they could try to you know if they can correlate needs to some whatever natural disaster, a manmade disaster and make one hundred bucks out of it, which is probably all that article page. Way Way less rn. Part of the part of the solution rob maybe every time you make movie you go show up on a beach somewhere wearing like a parker and just like with a toothpaste and a toothbrush clean up a seal. Yeah I think you're right. If that article is big enough, that would consider it but I don't know how many eyeballs I got. Comments on this. Yeah. At least. Speaking of Deuce bigalow what came first the name Deuce bigalow or the occupation male Gigolo. Well I'll tell you the truth. The moon original title was called deuce Baz Yo male prostitute. And I remember. The head of the studio at the time Joe Roth said to me at one of those Disney parties career. Rob. Compare Hey. If you think I'm GONNA spend twelve million dollars making called douchebag your. fucking real problem will change that God damn name. All right. Hey stayed. Very. Quick. Conversation Right, to my little Hollywood hills. Is that was funny I honestly you know was amazed that they're even going to make this little movie. Thank God you know my Buddy Adam Sandler. decided to start producing movies and other than his own that was the first one he did and I went up to Hollywood. Hills House. And jumped in the pool and said. Come up with a name and so I was just you know you're thinking like ace Ventura know like deuce. You know that wasn't much Deuce bigalow whatever you know I thought. There wasn't much thought into it. It was just. Very silly comedy that I. You know I don't know if they'd even make today. SCILLIES king. If you make a silly movie, make people die laughing. They'll never forget it and I went to the theater when like. When that came out when we do in the previews and like people were dying laughing and then it was like is that I think we might have a hit here maybe this work. And It's a process that you go through and it's hard. It's the hardest thing in show business is to get a movie made. Do usually go to the theaters and watch your own movies like in an audio weird about it. But then at the same time, it's not like I'm GONNA stand up. I gotta like I. Want to see that reaction. I, spent a year my fun movie I year and three months is like writing it and then like editing making it rewriting it rewrite seventeen draft whatever and like. And and then you know you film it, which is a blast. Then you edit it and you screen it, and then you then you make some more trim zenit mix it, which is also fun and you know, and then you put it out too. So you WANNA sneak in opening night in the back of their if their laugh and see if there are people are in the seats to and I remember once. I was out some place Adam Sandler and his buddy. Quentin Tarantino was there. And his buddy and I'm I remember Yep He was in little, Nicky with with Adam and. That's where I know. Right, I couldn't I couldn't place it. Yeah and So I said yeah, he said the so you say, Hey, congratulated movie me react really funny. And I said Yeah. I said that it was kind of embarrassing to admit but like I would go I was just at the theaters I had to. Sit Back and watch the accident. Embarrassing them we need it's not. When I have become out I, go I sit from noon to midnight, and therefore for every show I mean, that's what make it for me. It's for the people I want to see their reaction of my head if that works where else maintenance about Polish it I mean, it makes sense. Fun, I feel. Tarintino would do anyways just and all day everyday inside and Deuce bigalow made ninety two million dollars was that the moment where you're like America's fucked. Oh. You mean well I what do you mean? bigalow like was that big of a success like, wow in like you said, it's a silly kind of comedy show in San Marcos fucked because of that. I would I wouldn't describe it that way well, oil tank to. Corley? No. I just I think to me I. Didn't understand like I didn't understand what what the numbers were that meant hit. It made more money than mission impossible did in DVD's which ended up being less DVD's I. really really took over from videos. So I didn't know that was like a gigantic fucking deal you know but it made it was the second most profitable movie, a second most highest grossing DVD next to only slightly below like a few hundred, thousand dollars below like Green Mile says green, Mile Deuce bigalow mission impossible's holy Shit. So that was gigantic. So that time I could do anything I wanted it was like the wide open. You know it was it was more money than like you know my dad was just like stunned by how much money I started making and Ino, and at the end of the day it's really you know the the guys who make the decisions in Hollywood it's about like not. What they think is the best movie or not what they think what they're excited producer put their name on. It's like every executive knows they're going to get fired sooner than later, and so they make decisions on what will delay my inevitable firing longest and so what they do is they just like whatever's hit or hot as chance to be a hit on onto, put my name on that and that's why they like. They WANNA make like two, hundred, three, hundred, million dollar movies if they can because they know the studio has the push that through you know and so that goes down everybody goes down. So it's just like the stuff that you don't realize when you're just you know making a little twelve, million dollar movie that in hindsight you wish you did know which you're GonNa learn sooner or later. Okay. So it's been fun. It's been a fun ride in You know getting a chance to still. To do it is is. Is, unbelievable. So I have one last question to me undies soft question the day go to meander dot com slash pm t to get fifteen percent off your first purchase speaking of movies and making movies we have a movie for you. Yeah. Have you heard of already assumed that Adam Sandler. David spades involved. Ever heard of these guys. Zafran y'all. So yes, it's called Boehner dogs. Done. Done. Okay, right. We don't have to pitch you. I've got a rule for you and your, and as we said, Adam is executive producing it. We've got a cast lineup for you are the one like missing piece of of like the Sandler Hollywood mafia that we need to be attached to this. I would like you to play the cat hula the cat hula dog that which is like a New Orleans swamp dog and he's he's a sled dog and one of the dogs gets a boner and then the dog doesn't know what to do with its Boehner and then you say, do you know what you say as the Cajun dog? Know what you think back to the waterboy. Fix Your own problem. Away from me. That is not my issue are just back into swamp. That goes back down. There you go. Okay. Well, you just read for. Yeah. Perfect. We're going to put that in passing director which yes. I get it. No no I. Totally. I see what market you're going forward. It's a wide once or are you in that's in your in. Totally Am I. got your back. Okay I. Mean I sense a little bit of -hension but legally Word. Realize this like. Adams GonNa, come to you in like three years and be like Hey I got this new movie. I just bought the rights to it's called both dogs and you're GONNA be like I'm in. Yes well, you know with the name like that you gotta go with what gets the kids? Yes. Not US know if you're you guys are over thirty, you're not longer your your audience anymore I looked like an. Eighteen. Year olds yeah. No no you. You can sell your body language and your thirty. The blogging. Blogger joke yet sure is. Just starting to get to the point in your life like maybe everything isn't GonNa work. In their A comfortable place to be. That's where you want to be man you got le-let go at that point man you don't hold onto these unrealistic dreams you're in it now and part of the whole wheel turned but. You're okay. You're and you're actually there's going to be like a fifteen year old kid that comes up to the supermarket as like rob you're going to be in Boehner dogs, and at that point, you'll believe trust me. And I got a payment for you listen. Hey, I gotta tell you I. Think. Seth Rogan made that movie already. Know, did did this. Pickle guy no different. Yeah. Law about all the food. We'd. Sausage party how how familiar I think I don't WanNa get sued by Seth Rogan Sonam out eighty he can't. Tell you what we're instead of in lieu of payment. Yeah. I'm going to get the Rob Schneider oil spill. Blog deleted from the Internet. You can't man when it's on the Internet it's there forever it's gone me and people noticed. The oil that's always gonNA take. And you're good. Already take teachers screen shots Sarah Forever. Man Internet don't go away man through. Kickoff with you oh man I will rob. Thank you so much. Everyone check out I love your set and you get the best name and the whole podcast industry Oh. Thank you. podcast take no because they don't have some respectable looking set like you have there. You probably never see more. How much bench It's not about how much you do if you get off your ass and do it that's a nice piece of equipment. We're just about the by that for the the the the mansion here, my wife wants to work. The manner flag. 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That's actually tens. They just look these are like the prospect wait. So this is the. Bench presses he's. been lying. Don't think these are twenty-five those ten. Percents, your trainers been lying Ted I, curl it with one arm. benching so much these days. Is it the sand tens or is it like the metal tens sand that's composite you are weightlifting lightweight stuff. Plates if you look at, it's it's closer if the plates it's closer to the twenty five size. Yeah. I did have one last question for last sir. What can I do for? You've been through the best football movies of all time. Did you know that I don't know the waterways pretty damn good waterboy the longest yard, the remake and necessary roughness. I well, I to say I love Adam sandlers my pal forever I just showed up to say, hi, the next thing I know I just got back from doing a movie in Europe I come back to say, hi, the next thing I know I'm in the Mexican gang saying, gang? Bang. Into showers. We had the Lupin through. 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So should be very, very exciting. Actually don't know how it's GonNa Affect this game. Random so I feel like when I roll the dice, I'm more likely to get like a fifteen through twenty. When I'm doing this, I might get like two or three I got hot lasts. Three twenty actually Tim someone who'd like you don't know how long I've been playing dungeons and dragons. I've never had three twenty in a game I was like, yeah. We have had some amazing swings of luck and I have to say I'm very excited to see this new dice tower in action because I don't think I've ever worked with such a Cool d twenty before is this is this one feels charged with. Good, luck. So would you say that like everyone in the dungeons and dragons community is GonNa look at us and be like damn. These guys are cool. I think that there's a Lotta competition for cool dice towers and I think right now we've got the coolest Guy I. Would you know we should do we should like painted so it looks like a dragon. We got this whole this whole front. All right. So Style. Yeah. Let's recap where we're Adam Sollozzo people can. Know where we're picking up our story and then we'll get into it I. Sure. So we had last left our group of heroes when they had been delving into the Cave of a Dragon Colt where it seems like they have been using this cave as their headquarters while kind of dungeon delving into here to defeat some of the cultists and fight some of their monster minions we had discovered that they had been expecting us and had prepared an ambush for us from none other than our own beserk billy who had been raised from the dead we defeated him once more. And after he slain by the warlock dealing the final blow once more we are now left pretty much safe in this dungeon right now having just defeated beserk or but also gotten a bunch of guard drake's on our side. The cult has all these guard drake's locked up in a cage nearby, and right now they are howling the praises of norm. The Barbarian we arche though for a little bit a little bit courtesy of the Bard who convinced them Wayne had convinced them adjoin our side I believe and. We did also find out at the very end end of last session that this cave isn't just a headquarters for this call. We think it is also a hatchery of some kind and is maybe where they are keeping some dragging eggs that at the very least are highly valuable in the world of de regardless of whatever else we could maybe do with dragon eggs in our hands. I have a question Ali not to get too into know throwback to the game of thrones. But how does it dragon hatching work in terms of Indra? In game of thrones you know mother dragons in the fire like is there a similar setup with that? Can we just get an egg in? There would be definitely a similar setup and I would say a fire dragon like a red dragon would be very similar to game thrones but there are many different dragons in the world of Dean. D.. So it depends on the egg and how much you know about that particular kind of dragons. So we would have to see what eggs are there, and then we would be able to know at that point. It sounds like we want to take these X. I mean he's You. I feel like we could crack the eggs open and make some serious omelettes and get some gains through heck of an yeah. Now are the eggs or they like in the embryo stage. If we were to come across, there are different stages of development. In theory, there will be many different stages of development and depending on how good we do on knowledge checks are wizard might be the expert here for figuring out. Okay. How do we maybe help this egg gro to its full power and hatch quickly? Let's. Let's try to find these eggs. Absolutely turn is I'm going to let us know that right now we're GONNA be starting with cakes turn than Erlich Wayne and norm next am beer in the same initiative order right now but I also do want to say that right now we are all in luck because we were pretty badly injured or if we were injured, we had maybe some spell thoughts that we had used up in the case of the wizard of but right now after. Defeating Beserk Billy the especially because it was the warlock Erlich who like defeated this demonic creature once more I would say there's a surge of energy that fills all of us up and we are back up to full hit points and full spells thoughts as though we had gotten a full rest right now in addition, all of our characters were level to and after defeating zirk billy that levels us up to level three. So we have a lot more points than we had just. And we each game. Little. Ability. I'll just let us know real quick, Wayne you now have the spell invisibility. You can turn yourself invisible when you want and that's very useful for like sneaking around and doing stuff like that. Enormous. Barbarian. You now have the Berserk rage ability where you can now swing two times just like billy used to. Accept you can do it every turn art as much as you want just to clarify I'm stronger than billy. I now have the only thing that he brought to the table and he's still very much did and he's still going. To make sure that that was all clear absolutely, and you're now barbarian with a lot of points and Erlich your maybe gaining my favorite level three ability, which is where warlocks really start to flourish that level three because you are now a pact of the chain warlock and that means you have summoned and bound a little demon who sits on your shoulder and does your bidding. This demon has a little, Scorpion tail that can sting people for like a ton of poison damage and they can turn themselves invisible or into like a bird or bat or a spider or something like that. So can I name? Should we do? Absolutely, I would love to know what you can take your time or you can let me know when it gets to my turn all. One hundred percent I'm very excited to hear about your demon then this. Type of demon known as an IMP. Technically Devil Titus anytime you talked to him before eleven am. Has. Absolutely. And in theory than is all kind of our cake you in theory gain a bunch of second level spells but I'm going to kind kinda see what you WanNa do in any given situation because you have so many options I'm just GonNa go over wizard so many different spills they can choose from. We'll see what you want to cast in a given circumstance, but you will have new spells that you have access to. But at the moment we are in a cave that seems to have two exits. Besides the way we just came from, which was like back to the phone Guy Pitt There's two different ways to go. We don't know which way leads to the dragon eggs, but then next to us to the north, there's also the caged off area where the hounds, the guard drake's are all locked up these lizard like creatures with horns in the center of their head what would you like to do right now you could like scout ahead in one direction or is like a fifty fifty shot. The road less traveled seems like it might be the better object is people aren't just walking in and out of the hatchery, Willy Nilly well, everyone's Zig Zag -solutely. So you've got kind of a left tunnel right tunnel. You don't know which way to go into the eggs, which way do you WanNa go left or right I'm left the Gago absolutely love it. So I'm GonNa tell you as you go left you are coming to a cave that looks like a dead end and you don't see any eggs immediately but you see boxes of supplies in the corner. It looks like food stuff has been piled up here on the other side of the room there is. Some kind of pile of rags that's been tossed here with a creature that is asleep it seems on that pile of rags. It is a big creature that is chained to the wall right now, and you immediately don't need to make a check to know what this thing is. It has the wings and front body of an eagle, but it's back body is a lion and this you know is a griffin. This is a flying mythical creature of it. It looks like it is chained to this wall right now, and by all accounts a prisoner of this cult at the moment and you see this Griffin hasn't woken up or anything you can do whatever you like. I think. I mean the only. Why are we to kill the Griffin? Power Oh fuck it. Did you hear about the rags on period? It's also asleep. So you have to ask it ticket pregnant. Heiki Hank wants to to rape a griffin, leave your mouth hanging out to hang Rowlatt, the demons coming out a little early hank. Billy today. So the Griffin. Seems like this ago a few different ways but I don't think it's that we've we've already taken down a dragon we griffin not A. Also become friends with it and had join our squad like who doesn't want to yeah. Not entirely their team. What the Griffin has in store is the Griffin you said they were rags is it healthy? It does not look healthy in the sense that it looks like it's been chained here for a long time to being beaten occasions Robert Griffin. It sounds like can I you want checking? Yeah, let's see. Let's see the hell. Do a health check. Absolutely go ahead and Roll it. R. I throw very exciting. All. War. With a four will you do have a plus three on this? So you a seven total with seven. You go to check on the Griffin and it almost like reaches over and snaps it you. But realized that the last moment and freezes and then in the common tongue says to you. You don't seem like a cultist who are you and it seems like they're awake they are waiting now they thought they were unconscious, but it turns out the. Wizard cake the wizard you don't seem like one of the cultists cake wizardy to what are you doing here? How did you get here? I'm your help you I'm not here to intimidate your here to help. Chain me from this wall then. Help. Help me help you. Are you trying to get out of here or what are you doing? We want your help to get to be dragging dragging eggs. You're going after the eggs bold move but I approve all help you. If you unchain me from the wall and then kind of gestures at the chain, which is kind of embedded into the wall by rusty spike that's kind of hammered into law. The Griffin's is I've been trying a few times but I haven't pulled myself free. Now you could try your strength, but your strength is not great I can t maytag in for big really strong. I would I would hope strong I would let you have norm tag in right now on your turn to do your action. In that case, if it's the two of you working together actually then you can both roll, you can roll two times one for each of you he's helping you right now. All hit the I just ahead of time like I'm I'm in favor of going forward down this path but just keep an eye because this griffin seems like he was a little too eager for us to let them out you know you. Thought I question his motives but that's fine. I think we can kill him if we need to Jason Role I'm renewed. Strength check, and this is norm helping you on the Ping Pong. Eight okay. You're loosening it up, loosening it up for him. Technically that's a seven total though you have a minute. You didn't go up does account it was going to be an aid, but it does account doesn't count if it doesn't emerge. I feel like there's going to be a twenty as an extra element of media could be a twenty and then falls feelings can be twenty. I've been on a hot streak. Long. Ball don't lie. It's an eight. Eight but with a plus five total for you, Norma, you are getting it done and you're able to yank the chain. Fall. The Griffin still has the chain around his neck, but it is now free from the wall and he's whips that chain around. All right. Let's go. Let's let's Oh you're going for the eggs not getting out of here. All right I'll come with you. Let's go and he's very excited to join us. It seems okay absence. Cake, you can do whatever else you want. You could also roll an insight check on this griffin if you feel like you don't trust him, I, trust them absolutely I love it. Fantastic cake. Then you have a lot to learn about journalists Griffin, and at this point Erlich we would be up to you next it seems like we found the left was a dead end that we just free to griffin from, and there's a way to go to the right. We've got these chained up drake's who might join us if we free them as well now. I roll. Absolutely. A lot in theory also. With only in theory what? You can to the right is the one way we haven't explored yet unless you WanNa do something with the Drake's who are currently still chained up at the moment, not chained up but locked up the drake's our enemies though were our enemies until we got a critical hit convincing them to. Norm. The barbarian is just the coolest. So should we do? Should we do what we did with the Griffin and free the drakes and then strength in numbers and just go down and and these dragons squad? You could if you wish absolutely but what are the chances that the drake's turn on us right now it seems like they're going to help us as long as they get to attack somebody who's our enemy once they run out of enemies than they might start getting bored but we did get a critical hit. It was pretty good role. Remember once once we start to lose the drake's quickly lose interest following you. And we don't know what else is down the cave art anything renowned strength in numbers. Forty guys thank I dunno rolled. Don't I don't necessarily trust the drakes. Drake's feel like we we already have the. Weaker fuck him up. You got the. resercher now, and we like, can we kill one of them just to show them we mean business and then free the rest you absolutely could if you they're caged up right now I'd say if you like Eldridge blast one of them right now let you make an intimidate check to see if the others all fall in line are let's do they about plus. It will just use a lot of machine for big. Big Bit is absolutely let me. And you'll have a plus five on the good bonuses. Sixteen. Absolutely with a plus five, that's a twenty one you absolutely smash one of the Drake's in the face and all of them. Now, there are four drake's who want to follow you now and are admiring norm but are terrified of Erlich the warlock in wheel not disobey you think. So we've got a squad. We've got a Griffen. We got five Drake's. Anything our drake's four. Gates now. And all of our teammates also welcome to use your move to try to pick the lock to free them if that's what you WANNA. Do unless you just want to use a spell to blast that open. ELIGIB- blast in theory could knock their cage open potentially pick the lock. Yes. Picked a lot. We've elder Lhasa. Them. Yeah. We've elders the last of them to show them. We mean business. Now we can show them. No we're not going to blast our way out. We can for you you got a plus too honest ex-deputy check. Very twelve o three re one. Sorry to say a five total you are trying to pick the lock right now one of the drake's jumps up to the. Door and starts shaking it and it's making it harder for you to pick it right now she's like a big dog just getting too excited to go for a walk right now but you are definitely getting it a little bit more open and maybe we will see on. Wayne's turn now actually the griffin catches up to us and gets ready to attack whoever might come up into tried to attack us. But right now, he just looking at the drake's like I don't know if I like this or not. Okay. Raises One eyebrow. I WANNA use my visibility. Absolutely you can ask your. New Toy, what can I do in my invisible to go inside the cage an open it from the or I can. Just do that I don't have to be invisible to do that but maybe I get invisible I, go inside the cage and then you guys go hunting for the eggs. I can tell you what the drake's are actually saying if they're trustworthy. They don't know I'm there. What you could do right now is you could turn invisible than you could slip through the bars try to get into the cage and go right up to the drake's where they're kind of like right next to each other where they could be whispering to each other and I'd let you eavesdrop on their comrades I want to eavesdrop on the drake absolute turn yourself invisible wiggle through the bars no problem as you climb down into this pit area that they're in, they have the ability to mutter to each other I know that you speak a little bit of the. Tongue and that is the language. They are kind of grunting to each other and make a perception check now and you get to roll two times. 'CAUSE you're right next to them through. Hear them say anything perception check. Ten ten enroll more time to see if you do any better nineteen. Here all of these drake's who are talking to each other are muttering injured conic how they think that the strong one is really cool. But the little one be careful because the GNOME that one is actually quite powerful and we think he can shoot fire and stuff like that. So they seem pretty dumb actually and they seem like they fall in line very obediently. Strength, has proven to them that they should be on our side not on the cult's side. We're going to get back to tim, woods, and a second with more dungeons and dragons but tim is brought to you by Ziprecruiter. ZIPRECRUITER is the smartest way to hire. We love. Ziprecruiter they've been our sponsors since just about day one here pardon my take and they will help you if you're an employer looking to hire I know a lot of people are right now they do a lot of good for the community three. She is a great company and they have a a little story for you about a lady named Monica starks she needs to hire. For a pivotal role at her construction company, it's called GS group, but she was having a tough time finding the right person especially. So many candidates out there. 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All right with the help that Erlich set you up with your absolutely able to kind of pick the lock from the other side. You push that drake away who had been kind of interrupting him in the lock is now picked the gate the gate flies open the drake's come bounding out, and the only bad thing that seems to be happening is the Griffin Emili takes off into the air and is just flapping ten feet above us like. Okay fine. All right. But I'm not gonNA land. Now, I'm going to stay in the air at this point he is going to it seems like still help us in attack he's just very cautious. The Pronoun he a couple of times who's griffin were confirmed like we can see the testicles and I mean all county based on its voice more than anything do seem to suggest as a male griffin. Cave though like how how high can Not Very high up at its highest point it's twenty feet in the air. So he's kind of pressed against the ceiling just barely able to flap around also might be like lady from Theranos might just have a deep voice and inputs onto sound. Keep an eye on that. And the the guard Jake's compounding out norm you would be up now. So if you wish to lead the way somewhere currently, the Bard is still invisible and will remain. So until you either attack or cast in other spell Wayne, then you reveal yourself Khanna WanNa kill these drake's just let him out and just start swinging. Batting practice. Really. Don't like them one. Here's another pissing off the griffin they are I think. Griffin, his most important ally right because like we on it, the drinks enough rush people it's got. All the. The Griffin looks like it could carry two people for the record. It is a great form of transportation. Drinks can really carry anybody, and so you are going to swing one of them. We can help us. The number I don't like the Drake's I say yeah and what we should do just free them all the time. So yeah. I. WanNa kill these. Would you like to go reckless and roll with advantage one on then if the drake's attack you, they will all be getting advantage on their. The drinks. To, to and. Reckless though. So role one more time you. One well. I sorry to say that you swing at the and your ax doesn't get stuck because you get to the higher the two roles, but it does into the ground right next to one of the drake and he just GonNa look at you a little quizzically all let you there that drake you right next to is going to try to like what was that in snap to bite you unless you try to intimidate all the drake's right now. Is there. Was a joke? I was just letting you know was boss absolutely. Kills rates. We're good. Is there a chance that we all looked up to him soon because he was strong and they see him acting like a fool and now they don't like him anymore. We're just to go and they just leave us. There's devils in the tell on us. We don't want that. Tell us until other people that were frauds tell everyone that where we are I just WanNa be like, Hey, I was just saying I was just taking batting practice aches Radio Roland, intimidate checking advantage on sticking with. Yeah that didn't work. I want the drinks back on our side. One again. Advantage on this because the board has set you up a you've. Gone, and pink on the Big One, watch. Got If, not you have another attack, you can do this turn. No I want I don't want to kill the Jason. They look pretty tough there each site. Greyhound or pit. Bull. On. Well. Seventeen and that ease with I'm sorry. No, you're intimidated plus three that still a fifteen or higher the drake just kind of looks at you and backs away almost nodding. Okay. All right I guess we're cool three Jake's or like. You almost got swung. Who would've bit you is knocking to Those Fun and? That we Turn to up I did put into initiative Bob Costas, Zimbabwe hostages, just watching this whole thing how? Hand, just like Oh and he's terrified of these drake's you think these drake's loved co based on the way that it is sniffing. They are all sniffing Bob Costas Right now but cake that's GonNa. Bring us back to you. What would you like to? Eggs like we've got, we've lost the plot a little bit here. We got so concerned with. Drake's and Griffin following. We've done enough torturing of our own crew. Think it's time to go back to the original goal of the eggs. And you've eliminated the left hand route. So it looks like the right hand route shoud be the way to get to the eggs in theory. Arnold's the absolutely see started heading the right hand direction. It's a staircase that starts going down and immediately with your Elvin sense is you can tell that up ahead there are some kkob old's making a lot of noise. It sounds like at least four colds in the room up ahead gobbled very weak. But if there's four or even five of them, that's a nasty swarm that we might want to deal with and you haven't seen them yet but you hear them up ahead. What would you like to do? I think we have a big enough squad. -solutely, we certainly do have a lot of people colder knock a impede us at all or harm too much. You can scout ahead either using perception or stealth, or you could just rush ahead and get ready to cast a spell at them. What would you like to do? The. Charge, shall we play it saying we could we could charge or you could use the drake's to charge because they seem to like smell Kosta Susan it seems like if we're GONNA, lose some members of our squad, it could. Send the Drake's rushing into this room is that right? Yes. Boom absolutely they had already action to charge, and as they charged down roaring into that room, you just hear colds starts screaming and panicking they are fleeing and apparently getting mauled you enter the room now to see what's happening at this point. Yes. Absolutely. When you you see in the room, all these drake's running around there were maybe five. On the ground who are in various states of getting dragged around by drake's and thrown around the room they were apparently all like worshiping some creepy alter with a five headed dragon statue on top of it. They are not doing that anymore they were trying to run for their lives and occasionally fight at one of the Drake's but they are losing except for the two colds who have taken off into the air because for some reason, these two co bodes have flapping wings growing out of their back and so they are like. Like looking down at these drake's who are just mauling the rest of their friends, and so you can see the scene before you now and you still have your whole action to do a spell. If you want it looks like the five Cobos on the grounder being taken care of but the two in the air, the one drake looks up and you just like what are we gonNa do about that we have to finish the job. You've got some good can't trip spells like Fire Bolt or a of frost that you could launch it these people or you could go big and do a chromatic orb to launch. All in all. Your loans. PODCAST. For, sure. Go ahead and roll a D twenty plus five to see if you're gonna hit this. Crazies. Roar. Let's how you would choose. Okay. All Right Eleven, Eleven, Eleven, eleven, plus five. And what element did you create with your chromatic orb? You get to choose either poison acid, lightning, thunder, fire, or coal. Thunder. Thunder you said. Yeah shouldn't thunder and this like or passages splashes right into this winged co bold and completely covered. It's body. It's just bones and smoke and steam rising off those bones that clatter against the wall and onto the floor you dealt so much damage with chromatic orb. This creature is just wiped out. No doubt done excellent of, but there is still one of these cobham's flying around in the air when Erlich would be about to go. Unfortunately, Co bold gets to go just before early and his cobalt is going to be. Flying over to not one of the Drake's because you shot a spell. This last flying Kobylt knows that you could take him out of the air and he's going to try to drop a rock on your head right now. But I'm happy to say the rocker lands right next to you but does not hit you and that will bring us to Erlichs turn next. Erlich what would you like to do? You hear the fighting up ahead? The drake's are having a great time sounds like the wizard is under fire though. Shouldn't be in the drinks and Griffin go help cake. Absolutely one hundred percent could if you rush into the room, you see that there's one winged cold and then it looks like all the Kobe on the ground or dead at this point to our drake's in isn't the Griffin it's flying revenue we and we send the Griffin into. You know it's GonNa go right after. it's GonNa soup in in just a moment. It's a role. Absolutely. Would you like to do an eligible blast or you could send in your imp to do something if you want. Oh, by the way, my name offer my demon on my shoulder is lower. Lolo. I had. I had a cat growing up that I hated it attack me every single day my life and I never called it anything but demon those just deeming. Real name was Lola. Lola absolutely. So Lola right now is like digging her claws into your shoulder and his whispering hey, boss. Let me, add them. I'll go after him I can take him out. For, love. has a plus five Dingo attack. Twenty. Girl. Just. Like with the Chromatic War I do not need to roll damage Lola deal so much damage with her Stinger. She immediately just pierces right through the neck of the co- bold new C. poison just spurting Latte and the Kobylt falls out of the ground withered to the ground and all the other co Bolger slain. It seems like this was some kind of altar shrine for the colds but there is another staircase leading out of here further down, it seems like the only way forward. But the drake's are finishing up with the colds and then a griffin flies into the room at this point Griffin plies. Maybe tech off the last of the colds and then. Do you want me to do you want me to scout ahead down there and tell you what I see. All right. Then I would like. To Erlich, you just went why don't you roll for the Griffin to see how good a perception check this Griffin's Canadian long after a twentieth Thirteen thirteen and the Griffin has a plus five and actually has advantage role more time on so far you've got an eighteen we WANNA roll. Just can't. Only say. So we're going to go with the original role. The eighteen was a success for sure and the Griffin flies back and says. He says, you're looking for the hatchery right? Well, I found do there's a pit that looks like there are maybe three dragon eggs or more. I saw at least three dragon eggs but I also saw something else I saw one of the stalagmites coming out of the ground in this pit spike of stone. I saw it wiggle and I have no idea what that is it's like a Symbian Let anyone roll a d twenty right now to see if they know what the Griffin just spotted if they know what this thing. Be. Maybe. This'll be a group knowledge. Nine nine budget we're going with the best knowledge checking the group that would be the wizard with a plus five with fourteen. You at least know the name of what you think this creature is you've heard of creatures that can disguise themselves as stone outcroppings like spikes of stone, and they are usually guardian beasts. You know they are called Roper irs let you don't. Know exactly why they are called Roper is there is some reason why they have that name but with a fourteen wizards, not remember exactly in wizard school when they were taught about Roper is why they are called Roper is precisely but they are. Predators. Okay. Got It and that was a Papua all happening on Erlichs turn the Griffin had scouted. So Wayne we are up to you feel invisible can I go drag billy's Dead Corpse off the ground reanimated and then make it sit on the Roper Absa you can definitely drag the corpse i. Prince Core Zet you looking at the spell. You Are Griffin's Gary Pretty Hungry by now. Right? You're Griffin. Is certainly hungry. Carnivore and yeah interesting that the bodies a little. But I wouldn't mind. I'm hungry I wouldn't mind picking at that a little bit. Yeah. I. Think I WANNA feed billy's dead body to Griffin. You start to feed shows too because. also point out you're still invisible. So when you pick up billy's body, it does kind of look like Milley's just walking around because. People puppet mass. Can I use my hands to make bill ever really stupid face and trip a few times as he's walking, you make him like walk around and like we see Billy's face, I couldn't tour different ways. But then because he's in different pieces, the body parts starts like fall over a little bit era good you start cats. Shogo Billy's testicles. Gets Wall. There's a SPLAT as something. Yeah. The law for sure. Okay. Great. So yeah now would like to feed his corpse to the Griffin absolutely the Griffin. Is Actually think You know there's something Tang you about it like dark magic or something, but you know it's not bad and the Griffin keeps eating this. And Griffin is also thanking us for having freed him. He does introduce himself after this delicious meal and says, you know my name is Blake it's an absolute pleasure and I'm so thank you for freeing me I really really appreciate it. So he's now really like feeling like a member of our team now he got to eat. Rick. Actually I don't like Blake Griffin. Anymore. Ditched us today I'm sorry. Different big player no Blake Griffin's fine again just for the record I'm mad at him. All right. So now let's take him. Oh, you want to take him out. Maybe, it may be one of his other is good, knee we'll take out his good knee he's going into a bad knee. I. What? No I I'm I'm happy that we fed him. He's probably feeling healthy right now I'm going to be the bigger man for the record in the situation even though I wanna hit him in his other knee I, I'm going to be nice to him. I'd like to enlist his help to find out. Exactly, what this roper thing is like circle the roper from above and survey. See if it's like it has any ill intentions towards us. Absolutely I'M GONNA. Let you roll another perception check with advantage for Blake. Griffin. As he doesn't another scouting move for us seven say well, yes advantage a role one more time for Blake Griffin. Or is it ten say ten with a plus? Two ten total are you saying or is it a fifth? Straight up ten, eight up ten on the die. So fifteen total with a fifteen, he is able to fly back and he says, okay, I saw a piece of the stalagmite open up for a second. It has a mouth I can tell that much and then I saw something like wiggle out of a piece of the rock like there's holes all over this thing and something that looked like a weird like mad at worm or something came wiggling out like a snake maybe a out of the out of the Rock itself and Blake doesn't know more about what a roper is but that is what he saw. I want to track down these eggs. got. The extra just scattered around this roper unfortunately roper guarding them. Okay. So I think what we should do I think we should take Bob Costas his body, throw it to the Roper and then go collect the eggs while Bob causes getting eaten by the Roper want. Billy's body. Is there. Any is there any billy's body left? There's definitely some billy's body. Goliath. Rose. Dish on his body and you can absolutely invisibly carry the body parts in you. If you carry them close up, they'll turn invisible and then you can start throwing chunks to where you think the roper is is that we wanted like to I'd like to go and really close and then from above I'll just drop it in like like I'm salt based sprinkling seasoning into the roper. Absolutely. You're able to climb down these stairs and sure enough just like Blake Griffin had reported you see this area off to the south where they're. All these eggs scattered in little nests, and then in the middle, there's one conspicuous stalagmite that then just wiggle slightly and as you kind of doesn't see you because you're invisible as you get closer, you climb up the wall a little bit and start dropping little chunks of food and sure enough you see it to wiggle more and we go more role a deception check with advanced to see if you have tricked this thing effectively thirteen thirteen role one more times get hundreds of great ideas you're going to get advantage on love it. Fifteen fifteen and was a plus five on. which is what you have to twenty total. What you see is this stalagmite first of all, open up this kind of hole on the side of it then has an eye inside a beady red either starts looking around then another crack on it opens up and there's these rows of jagged teeth. It's obvious that this thing is just disguised as a piece of rock, but it's very much a creature that then has all these tentacles that wiggle out of holes in the rock this start shooting out as the chunks of meat fall all around the roper it's like Spiderman or like a frog's tongue just. Snatching hatching all the piece of meat and tossing them into its mouth, and it starts to look around like where's this meat coming from but more pieces keep falling and it's like I don't have time to which I gotta catch all these in has at least like five of these tentacles. But now it is very distracted trying to search around for all. The. Missing pieces of food try to steal the eggs right now you would have advantage I would love to steal the eggs. Yeah. This'll be your final role than with advantage occur Tutti twenties and you have a plus five on this to two of them to of okay. Can I do one here in yes? Sir Absolutely you're absolutely I one down here. Twelve twelve. Seventeen second one seventeen so far. Rony Gimme Gimme smeg. that. She keep rolling nate, but but you got a better role on that. so as a seventeen total on that with a seventeen you, you will be able to grab I'm GonNa give you this d. four and that's how many eggs you are going to be able to find. So if you want roll that die right there, you are going to get away with this many eggs before the roper gets a chance to notice what you are doing. That's a it's a three, three visible eggs. We you just found grab grab grab and you can tell real quickly they're different colors, these eggs, they are all different colors and you're having trouble figuring out which which, but you're gathering up three of them and you're able to run along behind. Iraq now, with those eggs, just as the roper turns to look at you. And eight knows wear you are it's heard you kind of scuttling behind the rock eat searching around for you and it's going to try to get you with one of its tentacles. But missed you feel this tentacle reaching over your head and it like sticks against the rock above you and then pulls and it recognizes. Appeals. Off that rock and you ducked invisibly underneath him. In fact he had disadvantage. Let me just make sure he didn't get a once. You don't get to attack him but he missed you and then norm the barbarian it would be up now got the I got three eggs. Do you want to smash this this? Roper thing or do you want to trust Massey eggs open or do we want to them? I don't know we run out of the cave. We're probably GONNA, wish probably do I'll go and then maybe we'll end with Jake. So what should we maybe appoint out norm? The Roper is very distracted right now if you're looking for more dragon eggs, somebody could sprint in use their athletics to try to do so real quickly grab a bunch of eggs not being sneaky about it but while the Roper is busy grab as many as you can and then try to run back there, I'll have more. Three eggs now grab some more or less I mean. You can never have enough dragging. Great. this'll be an athletics check. Then if you're raging you now have advantage on this young. Do we have the bandwidth to raise like a bunch of dragons? We got I think we just let 'em raise themselves. Okay. Free track. Star Trek. We're not gonNA. Tell them right how to act. On just let him go. All right. Fifteen with a fifteen so far so good. That's at Twenty Todo with the plus five role. One more time just to see if you do any better. Three. The race or taken the twenty total with twenty total you also can sprint in and by the time the roper turns to and Ras what you're doing. You're already grabbing a one D four eggs. So see how many eggs you can grab just kicking. The top it took me a while to figure out one hundred percent. It's always the same whichever way you turn it on the top number. Four and Now, have a total of seven eggs. You're just like juggling, tossing them in your bag right now, and you norm and Wayne can tell that in this hatchery besides all the eggs you found the roper there's also this kind of crevice off to the side. There's a little bit of sunlight glinting through like this could be a back door to get out of here but you need maybe to be able to climb very well like norm or at least be able to fly and so. We. Can I blast this thing open to so we get more space. We can all get out of there. Absolutely making athletic ship to try to your widened the hallway everyone get out. Fifteen here we go. Fifteen your obsolete kicking a bunch of rocks and causing a small avalanche that then. Rubble slow other people now have an easier time climbing out well, done excellent. Actually in fact, with that slope none of us need to make checks anymore we can either fly out or just run out the slope and climb out easily. Unlike cake, any last things you were going to do is we're running out you can make one investigation check to try to grab more eggs or he could do one thing to turn your way I mean. I don't know if we're always wanting. More. You'll ahead neural one investigate. Best drive. We should also make the Griffin. Shit. Before it leaves Billy Spotty goes out in the cave. I don't want to take this. I see some good numbers of their. We didn't DOT COM. And you have a plus five on this with an eighteen rolled the d four one more time to see what our total tally of dragon eggs comes up to. Well. One. One one. So we rounded out from seven to an even eight dragon eggs very exciting. You found one more, but I'm GONNA say since the last one, this is the one that has strange runic markings all over it strange symbols or glowing on this particular dragon egg as you grab it wizard and you're able to run out up the slope, and that is where we will as we run out with each dragon eggs. Tricky. Tricky Tim because I bet you nobody ever quits and gives up when they have eggs before they hatch that's good strategy on your. What I'm a little concerned about the runic egg. I like that was there a chance that maybe somebody got more active with this dragon than rules led to believe and this might be his son an interesting I don't know interesting got any thoughts on that. Hey. Resercher just kidding Tim. Traveling. Love you guys. Billy do you have any thoughts or fun fact Plateau pussies are the only names that are? There's no chance that called platypus platypus planet Plateau Pie. Yes. Maybe their venomous, they're not plotted pussies. But they're what? It's a complicated plural. I tried pussies Platypus Z's okay. Plateau pussies are what were you saying? They're the only mammal that are venomous. That It. Ain't. Too. Soon. School. Day.

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This is the Adam Corolla show Adams today, rob Schneider, and the host of running from cops Dan Burski with Geeta grad on news, bald Bryan on sound effects around of tales from the Jeep and now. Disappointed Prince, Harry and Meghan Markle. Didn't name the baby Lakers. Karol? Yeah. Get it on got to get it on no choice. Again. Remember that ghetto? Thank you. And if you enjoy this program telephone about it and send it to him. I was looking on my iphone the other days like, oh, just take it and send it to them. What that way all talk about them on the air. Good day, Gina grad and ball. Brian. I'm taking a donkey to my friends gay marriage. All right ahead of funny. I had a funny conversation today. So I took. Took Phil for walk. I walked it over to cheap cuts wherever the place. I go I go, whatever wherever whatever the closest place is. You can't do anything in my hair. You cannot do anything. My hair bad. Yeah. It's the same. It's the same. Why not just whatever's closest whatever's cheapest? And I ran into my Jordanian middle age female friend, and she cuts my hair. Look, the key to everything all the time is hit everything off hours. We talking about that all the time. Don't go on a Saturday. There's four kids on deck. You gotta wait supermarkets movies, everything just if you can hit it during off hours traffic, it's basically what you know about traffic and getting to the airport apply that to every facet of life that you possibly can. So put this into practice on our live show that ever live show. We arrived in Vegas early to thirty was when straight to the high roller. You wanna the big meal? Yeah. Normally it nights. I packed got the city lights, and it's your drinking on that stuff to thirty in the afternoon Thursday walked right in those big compartments. They hold like forty people MAC max mill squeeze forty people. And there had all to ourselves all door cells. All around the thing for thirty minutes. Got great views. Yeah. Off hours hit the off hours. So I took fail for walk walked over to the haircut place. Hit the off hours. I got my lady lady sort of semi interested in me because she seems to know I do something and show business, but she cannot really quite figure it out. So couple things I I gave her a super hard time about not having the extension cord, and then she would pull the clippers the wall plug in clippers and she'd pull them cordwood go around my neck, and then she'd be struggling to get it to the left side of my head, and Bob LA and somebody I think heard the podcast and brought her accord is I. As I recall takes village that was a number of months ago and today, and I have had this a lot lot. And it's all part of my. It'd be a chapter of my language of losers, which is police stop doing this everybody. I've had this a lot. You tell somebody to, you know, go do this or do that or do whatever. And especially if it's like around the house, especially at domestic thing and at some point. Lynetta ago. I did your backyard or your she'll put your in front of it. And it's like, it's not mine. It's ours. I if your children pay for it. But don't look at it as mine. Yeah. People do a thing where you tell them to do something. And then when they do it. They don't look at it as doing the task that probably benefits them they look at as are you satisfied did the to get you off my back. Right. So I said to this woman that you're Dany woman. I don't our names middle-age thick accent. She Orden Jay, Jordan. She pulled out she pulled out the clippers battery charged clippers cordless clippers, and she said, these are you I did this for you. She said, and I said how many how many times is clippers day and her friend said ten times a day. And I said how many days a week do you work five days a week, and then a friend yelled out that's fifty times from behind her. Because the people. People are at the salon onto her more than she's on her. So I said, okay, you work five days a week pull them fifty times a week. I come in once a month, maybe every six or seven weeks, but I'll just say once a month, you use them two hundred time for every one time I benefit from them. So let's not call them my clippers, and let's not say you did me a favor. We did use to us. You have benefited from this. I benefit from it. Well, well bid, it's every seven weeks. You do it all day every day. But it's I do see that a lot like I got this for you down happy now. And it's like, I'm not happy now. But you should be marginally happier. Now, I don't think ever told this story, but it's remained this item nightmare roommate. And he was not a nightmare made like, you know, destroyed the place, but he was he was shitty. He was just he had a shitty attitude. I think he was trying to be an actor. And but he was a brooding. You know, what he was like? Komo guy anymore. No. He was. He hated everything was popular. Probably hated me. Because I like things positive happier. Yeah. 'cause I like things are popular not by a nightmare room. He's was anti everything that guy who's in college right after I Africa, many bad we had to squeeze three people in two bedroom. And he was the third person that we found and. One he ever ever everything. Sucked him. Then was shitty. And. Yeah. And one day I was like an Jacob Jacob. Can you reach breaking point? 'cause he refused to do anything. Jacob. Can you please just help a little bit? Can you? Please unload, the dishwasher, we had a dishwasher you on their apartment, and he plays just a little bit of help would be nice. And he does this thing we're fine. And he walks over the dishwasher, and he starts, and he starts to unload it in front of me watching and he goes, I'm not your employee, Brian. No, you're not you're living with the other two of you had not work here anymore. If you wear never forget, the inflection not you employee, Brian. I I know you're not you've been fired log off your I literally I have these. I had this discussion. He'd been a mermaid for year. I've had these roommates with these people I had this conversation with Matt the motorized or gander air. Good management, you know, their day. Which is I frequently find myself standing in front of people work for me screaming. How many times do you wanna talk about this? Why can't we get this done? Why do you wanna go through this? Again, why you're not capable of doing this? Why is this undoable? What can I say? What words can I use to get this done? I said to Matt I said, I would kill myself. If somebody frequently spoke to me that would fucking I wouldn't do it quietly wouldn't take sleeping pills. I would jump off of an I would wait for a moving a semi truck to come. And I would jump on its windshield. If people were constantly saying, can you just do to please just do these Palese? I would kill myself. I don't know why they have such a tolerance more like I've had those roommates. I haven't -ployees ever. It's like. I I don't know if they built up some sort of our defense shield or something, but. If somebody was saying to me, please, please, please, I'm begging. I don't want to talk about this. Can you just do this thing? What's it gonna watch that make you feel insanely guilty? Weirder upset or something at least in Jacob's case. I think it would shame because there was another incident where I came out of my room unexpectedly. I guess he didn't accept me to and I caught him an air quotes. He was in the kitchen with my box of cereal that I bought this hand in my box. You guys described the look that I'm getting because that's his him. I. I why. During the headlights Ono been caught. But he didn't say that. But he was like he had nothing to say. And I was like Jacob. You can have zeros please ask me. But I think I think there was a little bit of a shame. And in his case say for everyone his gets a little bit of like, this is not a good place. I am in life. I have had some many of those roommates many many, and they would literally just like, I don't know. Like, I'd say like, hey, man. I don't mind for girlfriend spends the night, and you guys do a home gore gourmet dinner the next day. But you really gotta clean up the kitchen after you're done or the next morning. And they'd literally sit on the sofa and watch TV and watch you clean the dishes. Oh, see I always sort of things I pass things to my sort of emotional. Index and I go, well, if I destroyed the kitchen, and I was talked to about it. And then my roommate started in earnest cleaning, the dishes at me and my girlfriend made the night before. And I was in the house. I would a shoulder roll and dive in kitchen to help out and then I'd say thousand pardons and explained that this is my business. Oh, contrary. I've had many room to retire. Simply watch you do they're fine with it. You didn't know like if you don't have that gear with this not a girl thing Gina. Well, you don't think people have that here? You don't have gear. Many dudes have that gear many. Women are so shame based and are so peer pressure base that I don't think that would fly. No. This is unique to guys I've done more men had many of these rooms many many more than awful ones. All right. So my my. My my hair cutter dresser lady. Jordan. She's cut my hair and she wanted to know about travel, and she said so do you travel act, and I was like. Got a Europe every once in a while car, right? So funny. I always had this thing too. Where I don't know people here you are. They don't believe you. If somebody said to me, I got a European car race. I'd go tell me what what kind of car races. She's just like, okay. Okay. So okay. You may not have been the first international car racer to commit. Yeah. Let's guys fourteen dollar haircuts. So stay I said, so she's just talking and she says how about the Middle East go to the Middle East, and I said and not to not much, I wouldn't mind checking out Israel, and she's a. I didn't know where she was from. But I guess it wasn't Israel from Israel. You're going to get that reaction in the middle. Everyone else and Milly says. Guy here in Israel's kinda cool like to check that out. That's just how about other places in the Middle East. I got luck since I've been born every time I turn on the news. It starts with trouble in the Middle East. So in terms of tourism, I don't turn on the news trouble in Maui. Trouble cancun. Trouble in the Middle East that trouble in France bought trouble in south Padre island. Yes. Occasionally, you hear these stories about beautiful vacation destinations, but mostly it's always a Middle East. And that's that's what it is. So. It's a tend not to want to go to places where every time I turn on the news headline is trouble fault in whatever the places, and she's like, well, I'm from Jordan Jordan's, very nice there. And I'm like, all right. Well, tell me about Jordan tell me, why should go to your your mother, Jordan. She's like we have have the Dead Sea. And I thought anytime you're really pumping up your province as to why people need to go there. But the thing starts with the word dead. You know what I mean? Like I'd start with not very far or Disneyland or gonna studio walk a fait world. Yeah. The United States, but the mall of America or check out the freedom tower. We'll start a lot with debt now. So it was kind of indicative of the region, which is like the best thing. You can tell me about this place is something starts with the word dead. Which is by the way reason I'm not going. They're gonna come home to see we'll be heading square. Yeah. She's like this the Dead Sea. And I'm like, okay. Devos, many many beautiful things. And I'm like, okay. Yes. It's wonderful. I go. Okay. What are you doing here? She's like what why are you flying? You hear this favorite question? Ask everyone who's talking up their own their old land. And she's like, well, you know, being a woman is and that's a good like. Like, what do you mean? Ask permission to delete the house and the drive a car and to shop and to wipe your eyes, and I'm like, okay, wait a minute. This is a wonder that me, and my wife, we're gonna joy for a couple of weeks. They have a king. Good king. You know, a wife very beautiful. Okay. How's that work? Like, she's been she's on Oprah. She's she's European. She's america. Yeah. I get it. He's the fuck and king. He wants to go to Florida, and Mary a hottie and then bring your back, and she's kind of down with that agreement arrangement as well. And she's on Oprah. And she she fights for women's rights like, okay? But as she won like what's going on here? She's married to the king. And she's like better than most blazes. I'm like, all right. But you're here. Right. And you're here because that place does what with your human rights. Well, no here. I like it. I like the freedom. And it's like, well, okay. You liked this freedom? And then here's the thing. Freedom. I think people think oh, it's natural state. It is kind of natural state. What you have is. No pression oppression like freedom. Just means everyone moot walks away. And goes does what they want oppression. Means you come in. And you start laying down the law for the, ladies, and whomever. So in a way, it's a bigger calorie burn than freedom is also a way. I I know it's disputable. But to me this just feels like a natural state of being which is you do your thing. If you're not hurting anybody, then you pay some tax about you go about your business, there things seems like an unnatural way to do it like this let of repression. We gotta get these. We none of this. None of that. Like, it's like, it's a calorie burn. So anyway after I'd done shaming her for her home country. I finished my haircut. You went on Expedia round trip ticket. I went looked in Jordan is better than. Many places in the region. But that's like saying it's the best inmate cell block nine got a bunch arsonists and murders in there. And he's just kind of barely, rapists. He's making paintings. I. To be a goodwill ambassador to Jordan, and I did not go. I turned it down after a little bit of research. It seemed NAS x Ray thing. I hope not. I'm glad pointed it. Sure, it was it was through an organization, I think is reputable, but I don't think they have a super friendly relationship with the Jews, and as you said a women's rights. I didn't feel comfortable to me to go. And on the best case scenario be lavished with this amazing Bakke and come back and report what a wonderful place. It is if they're still these problems idea where she's from. But I was just like looking in the mirror, and I was like, I wouldn't mind going Israel. And she's a. On the ground the Tel also it's there something like other than shaming. Everybody all the time for being successful. What really are the Jews up to and that region of the world? I don't get it. I just don't I don't get it. I don't get it. I get the part where they do. They excel when others don't and a lot of people don't like that. But that's not really a reason to dislike somebody if somebody's if you're if you got a couple of a students next you and your failing you should be. And I know that doesn't feel good try to look over their shoulder and copy their fucking paper. Don't like their desks on fire fucking idiots. She's christ. All right. Let's see we got some tales the cheap. We do that. Twenty year old Tupperware homemade clothes, powdered eggs. It's time for tales from the. For the hell of it, you and Lynch EA, eb epic battles. I'm tails. Well, it was a very interesting kind of philosophical tale from the cheap that that Mike Lynch and I used to get into because he would say oh my dad drove a diesel chevette floorboards rusted out on the passenger side. And so he took an old stop sign, and he turned it on. Riveted to the floor. That's how cheap he was. And I was like that's good. But my dad didn't move card. I'm going to Trump you because your dad stole a stop sign drilled some holes and put some pop rivets your dad was physically moving my feeling like I said before bent zero money from the sofa. So I don't know how you ever gonna beat this guy because he didn't move that was your ultimate top every time. Like, yeah. That takes effort, right? About a bathroom in a second. Mike forty four. Hey, Brian, gene. Adam how are you guys going on not much? I Adam congrats on ten years. I've been listening from the very beginning and you in the pirate ship of a huge inspiration. You know, they got the entertainment, but for all of us trying to do our own thing. What was not an inspiration? It's my tales from the cheap. When I was a kid. My dad who had a PHD, and you would think would be sophisticated well educated guy and the very few times he would take us to McDonald's. He would not spring for the little milk carton, which is a dollar today. So in nineteen eighty three would have been fifteen cents. Instead, he would just grab handfuls of the little Cremers and say here guys just tally. Tally with that. You know, collective forty five cents. He saved between me, my brother and my sister. I I don't know what he does that fortune today. How do you get out of there without looking like you're starring in underage gay porn flick? Shit have to be all over your face. I think he thought he was very clever. I really do. I thought you can't win over on. I can't take one of those Creamer cups and dump it into a mug without ripping some on side or having it splash back out. How do you dump? How do you do shots of it without it's just coming all the way down the side of your face, literally? Yes. I don't know. But it I can't say how many times have been listening to show and you had tales the cheap. And I'm glad I finally been able to call and my part is PHD is in psychology that he would not just traumatizes children. We asked this. I'm interested in in range. Like, you could say about me, I'm insanely cheap about certain things. Although it's always about efficiency and recycling and whatever I don't like waste. I don't like food waste. I don't like I'll feed it to the dog. I'll right out bring it in or whatever and I'll buy a five million dollar car. So I'm not she. But you could go he does this way over here. And he does that way over there did your dad ever bias ski boat or do anything that would be considered extravagant. No, the one thing. He was really good about was. He's very supportive of school. You know, college, you know, pushing that kind of stuff stay skated day stuff. That was consistent. I mean, anywhere. He could save a nickel, you know, as you talk about try to make a dollar not saving nickel mode. He did not have that moat. Well, let's drill down a little further hair because I'm interested. Parents were exquisitely cheap. But it was a super depressed downtrodden cheap where you just weren't getting anything. They weren't getting known is getting anything, but they didn't do the novelty stuff that stuff. Like, we'll go to McDonald's with drink the Cremers or you use the Cup, and we're gonna use that the paper Cup for ten more outings or whatever because that has to do with the neuroses more than an actual line. No money. There's there's g energy cheap. And then there's I have no money. My parents are just I have no money, but they didn't have all the idiosyncratic behavior of the cheap people that were there like this. So it's kind of it's kind of a low grade not Hollywood version, it's not a punchline version of cheap. It's a sort of real life nothing version, but I would reckon the guys like your dad could afford or. Did afford thousands of dollars feet or go to college. But yet one to save eighty nine cents with Creamer. Right. Exactly. Exactly. And it wasn't just Creamer. It was any chance. He had to save was one of these guys. He thought of it is a win. He thought he was outsmarting everyone else. When in reality. He's making a fool them selves by not having the forty five cents for three milks from McDonald's. As smart as he thought he was he he obviously wasn't. So that was a bit of part of it you sprinkle in a little grownup, you know, lower class on the south side of Chicago for the wasn't a lot of money growing up, and you combine that altogether. And you know, you get that kind of fun with drinking Cremers at the local McDonalds. So weird. It's so weird that what what Donald's used to be the discussion between the upgrade from a cheeseburger too. Big Mac that was like we gotta go out in the parking lot. We're going to break off and discussion groups Cajun we'll meet back here to our sun, go down. Well, back your mom and your sister, you go to that end of the park. What go here I'm gonna make a diorama of this McDonald's, you're going to present pro and con viewpoints on why we should step up from the thirty nine sent to the ninety nine cent. Burger. I know you're hungry will is important. Let's just look, let's not do anything rash. Your role. That's just it's slow and steady loses. The right. All right hand middle crisis. Chris on three. Long discussions about upgrading. What I if I had that conversation with my kids in a fast food place. Lynette would Mark she'd snapper fingers? No, she say the word Candyman three times in Mark would fall from the ceiling with paperwork with paperwork already drawn up divorce. I'm assuming they did it in advance. Say the same three time, and he would fall down from the ceiling with paperwork for me to sign if I was like legitimately if she witnessed me having that conversation with my kids. That's what would have by the time. You're done to tell you what a grab your phone and ordered on pace post mates. It would have been we walk the window wouldn't be having this year. We seem like we're kind of middle of the road middle class families at certain times. Same time. Did your dad always pull the move of like oh kids twelve and under free, but you're thirteen and he's just telling your, and then the exiled that causes you get in. If you're this tall, just bend down a little Gina, and I would be so scared. So yes, the not for free. But yeah that did happen one summer for summer camp. My mom worked. My dad worked. And then they put us in like, the local, you know, though, the municipal summer camp and order to get us to go to the same one. My brother is going who's three and a half years younger than me. Your ask your twelve thirteen fourteen or whatever it was. You know, what I mean like they asked your ten whatever was clearly your pass because she wanted to us off at the same time the same price the older camp pay more money. Yeah. With us and every year all my friends got to go to lavish Jewish day camps. I never went camp counselor. But when we were little go, why can't we go Lynn's going Laura's, fifty bucks? Mom would yell at us. Every year, you have pool patches the little patchy so in your to the public pools. So that was and it's Wilding season. Mike. I'm going to give you some Tommy John buddy for beyond faithful. To hang on. It is the best and I'll tell you summer's here. Get those pool passes and Kami John as well. 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Let's see rob Schneider coming in and a couple of few Dan to bursts humus that right so excited that we're talking to him. He is the producer and host of podcast series. And he did the missing Richard Simmons, which was excellent and really gripping. I mean, he was doing this in live time literally trying to figure out where the hell Richard Simmons is straight. Would you enjoy it? Yes. And now he's doing running from cops, which is about the TV show cops which love it or hate it. You will find it absolutely gripping. We'll take a quick break. We'll come right back with Dan. But after this. It's the Memorial Day sale at mattress firm. Enjoy one of the best mattress holidays of the year. With one of the best deals around. Get a king matches for the price of a Queen. And Queen for the price of a twin that storewide savings of up to seven hundred dollars on the best brands like a new Certa memory foam Queen mattress for the price of a twin for only three hundred ninety seven dollars. 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Yeah. I got a text or somebody told me a tweet like two weeks ago, man, you guys can way outside your comfort. All right. So Dan, Dan, it's interesting because you know, there's comedy podcast news, podcasts and political podcast. But seems interesting that he's taking a subject in. It's not like under the umbrella of true crime. It's like I'm gonna do this Richard Simmons. I'm gonna do cops chills down very specifically. I know I've interviewed the guys from cops father son team. They do a lot of offroad racing and stuff like that. And the only piece of inside information. I got about cops is they literally push in more white faces than they get to try to balance it out. Really? Well, if you think about an episode of cops, and you just were in Florida, and you had five black dudes getting busted, it's someone would go Shefa ginger in there somewhere grab another one just sort of gym in. It's going to mean in way in this society. We're living in if you think about it, you you kind of it'd be smart to do. Indeed. That's the only piece of inside dope. I have Dan. Can you hear? Okay, you're in New York City. I am New York City. How is it? There. It's it's always maze. Always beautiful there. Right. Yeah. Man. So I was just lack of the firm's market almost practically. So let's talk about cops longest running reality series on TV I think it's longer than the Simpsons too. Right. Yeah. Longest running. If you exclude the longest running primetime show history. One of Simpson's long the line order, and it's one of those things where someone put it in a trivia competition. I don't think I'd ever come up with cops because I don't I don't know what I look at it as but you watched over eight hundred fifty episodes, eight hundred forty six or eight fifty he'll get there. Well, once you call us back when he's done some research of. Not quite fifty. So what what are the main beats pardon the pun with cops? But what do we need to know that you can walk the beat? We would maybe they shouldn't have called it walk. But anyway, I walked to beat down what some broad strokes that people may not know. Broad strokes. You know, I used to watch a lot of. And I've always wondered how are they allowed to do that? And what we found out is that there's a lot of weird stuff going on police have control of the show. Most people don't know that don't tell the lot to the concert can look at my say now don't have that or air lot. So that's one thing are important is that that all the suspect in the show the linemates for years that, but everyone signs releases and most of them wanna be on reality shows, even come criminal. They wanna be reality stars. And what we found is from people you talk to you on all one said that they did not consent to the show when they were drunk or. Hi to know it where they were coerced by the car, you know, making them sign a release. It didn't want sign so Sade state that number again out of how many people you interviewed what percentage? Yes. People. We've we've found on costs which are really hard to find not read about it. When you do find them we talked to nine and all but one and that was just random that was really good find and all the ones that they did not be willingly. Align with it the release will. Yeah, they just didn't find it at all. Or they were coerced the police that tried to give them trumped up charges. One suspect said that they didn't offer her male until she would sign there's lots of where guy said he was handcuffed to two to three hours until he signed. So. Well, if you think about it, and we've discussed it on this show, if you do a show like the shortest running reality show ever crank Yankers show crank Yankers you call the people you fuck with them royally. And then you hang up, and then you call them back and go can you release? Crazy. Adversarial, embarrassing conversation that we just had so we can make money off it. And now, you know, they answer would be no answer. Oftentimes is. No. So now, you have to go who's your team or do you like olive garden? You have to start asking pertinent questions because those just hang up the phone, and you're not, you know, you're basically saying look, there's this thing, and you kinda don't want to do it. But I kind of want you to do it. Now. What's it gonna take to get you to do it? But you can't you can't make it on. They have to have to do it. You're saying every time. You watch cops you go who would sign a release. And then somebody goes, I don't think they need to sign a release their felons or whatever it is. They need to sign it every bit as much as everyone else needs to sign a release is that what you're saying. They do they decided and they're not offering them all gardens. They're not. They're not as far as we know. We never heard anybody being offered to pay to be on the show or any other benefits. Just the only thing heard of people being offered to not, you know, get a film HR JR. Different won't how come shouldn't there be more? Or shouldn't be lawsuits you'd think given there have been there have been losses really hard to win. And I'll think to remember that these people like, I couldn't see the language right Linley. Save me trying to get many ideas, I screwed the they've got a lawyer lawyer, and like people are powerless people. You know, just funny. Lord, take them seriously is pretty much impossible. And so, yeah, you'd think they would be more losses. Are there happened lawsuits as far as they don't? Nobody's one. But yeah, they're parallel people. So these guys are just joke crack pack and coming from a day of exposing themselves at the park underage kids. And they just want to be left alone business up their cameras. Elbows. I guess part of the deal is it's hard to feel sorry for a lot of these guys. Because last time we saw him they were shirtless and trying to sell something minor, whatever. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. It gets it's. Yeah. They're they're they're asking non-super sympathetic, and they're not certainly not edited feel more sympathetic. That's for sure. Yeah. What out of the eight almost eight fifty that? You've launch are there couple that just stick out in your mind? It doesn't need to fit your team just curious like just actual bizarre events. Yeah. I mean, I don't wanna be bomber. But now, the only ones that stick after me are like the rupture want, you know, like there's one with the dad where they just they stick a flashlight guys now to try to find that are under John and he's not under arrest. You know, he's not he's not even being detained but is being on under arrest, and they're literally shoving something mouth trying to get something under Deng, and you realize be that you could do that anywhere else in a nice neighborhood. And so once you start to watch it with that sort of lends, it's kind of hard to watch if on I dunno math feel like the next pod. We should get Kim Kardashian hook up with you. And you guys start right? These wrongs you know, what? I mean. She's into lettuce. Yeah. It's it's look it's sad. And I could never be a cop, and I could never be around. Not not because my strong sense of moral Justice. I couldn't physically I wouldn't physically. I couldn't be I couldn't assist guys doing hip replacement surgery either. I couldn't do that for living show up in do that the enthusiastic parts. Parts out in the world, man. I can't I can't imagine anybody standing up for Dan. I think it's your first or second episode. But when you talk when at a mass, you know, what you're what sticks out at you. I can tell you something that really sticks out with me. And I haven't finished it yet. I have not caught up. But maybe you go back to it. When you talk about the roadside drug testing that just about that made my jaw drop, they always show. And I'm sure you guys seeing this like we found a weird white substance. And we're going to go ahead and just test it, and if the water turns pink, it's crack it turns blue it's coke and these kids that are just sort of confused like, I don't I don't have crack in my car. Well, it says he do go ahead and put your hands behind your back. And you you you're saying these kids are scared and they're confused. And of course, it comes back from the drug lab, and it's negative. So a lot of the wrong, and you're ruining these kids lives, not you. Not only in that it came back negative amongst before that episode aired anyway, and it's a hearing bed aired with March and that was over five years ago. It's still commit for this guy and about in the left. We actually get the raw footage that list which ever write. Like, nobody's even heard trouble me, Princess, you know, it's happening. Hanna turns out. Dan. I'm just asking can you are you on a speaker? Do you have a headset? Is there a place? A little I don't know. It's it's it's rough. I don't I'm going to try to it's it's legible, but teeny little tinny. Trying to speak or see how that works this girl that was in the car it said in the episode like she was so mortified she grew up in the small town, and she was on cops and she fled. You know, she she was young. And she was in barest, and she felt like her life was ruined. She had to leave the towns creek. Crackheads role. I'd like to do a little eighty our work for the show like when the facts and that guy the boom Mike didn't get out of the van fast enough. And I'd go ahead there. If you do for me right now, just go ahead for me. Okay. Right now. Car K right now. Head and ask you to do for me. Okay, right now. It's just a guy had okay right now and produce license registration proof of drives and insurance K right now. Okay. When I'm at this time at this time. Just go ahead and ask you do. Okay. For me right now is just go ahead. Step out of coke right now at this time. Okay, right now for me to do. Okay. I think confused giving the wrong wrong order. Okay. For me to do right now. Wait a minute. I love extra cop talk. It's my favorite. Dan, you're finishing that a sorry, Dan. Go ahead. Oh, I I would think that as I please. And they. Wasn't seven hours. Because a simpler three or shorts really radically different than what you see the episode. You know, when you see that just sometimes, you know, at least. It just making. Hey, Dan are connections little shop. It's like it's Ryan. Don't. Anything will give you a plug. And when you come to LA nexus come into the studio. Thank you. I would appreciate it checked it. Well, I it's hard right on the edge of. Here's the thing with phone connections. I want them to be great or horrible. It's in the middle where you get screwed because you keep like hanging out hanging on and the Suming, blah, blah, blah, anyway, running from cops. It's Tuesdays on apple podcasts Spotify as well. Let's see rob Schneider's coming out. We have a clip from cobs unprepared. I'm going to be in brea. Cops knee cops. From my stand. Cops unprepared. The. With. Oh, what's the HP? Joe this guy what clippers this? So this is the first word you pulled of the night for the okay? Let's does this all stuff you guys filled out, right? Six sacks. Oh, yeah. I like sex. No idea that as a fifty four year old man who's married. I would be beating off nearly this much. Like, I was in high school. I was like all right. Well, you're reading off a ton now, but you're seventeen and then one day you'll get married. He just get sick from everyone. So. Say goodbye to your Jack. It's time to get married and move on. I know it'd be. Beating off more than before. I was married. Now, listen when you go on the road, and you do comedy, you really gotta fuck it beat off. Because if you thought you got your beating off a back on your home your home turf way too. You can get on the road, and you go to San Jose. And you're saying fuck hotel you had nothing to do all day. So I was like looking at my tablet, and I was looking up porn or Jisr or whatever. And. And I was like. Can't a see it that. Well, and at some point I got my reading glasses. Standing there naked. Oh, yeah. There you go. And I looked in the mirror, and I was like, oh fun. Belly dad body? Great view bucket. Reading glasses. Fifty years old look fucking billionaire looking at the fucking bathroom one flipflop on. Not beating on. While there it was booking thought about it for fleeting second that got pushed drip, got ahead. Joe? Show the cop. Talks about beating off so much on the road doing comedy while you're on the road doing. I know right. Let's see so Rob's coming in. I think. Here. I'm going to be with Adam rate. Brea improv that'd be may seventeenth and eighteenth is well two shows both nights, then Denver, then Portland than Monterey look out. Yeah. West Palm Beach Florida coming up world, we don't alive pod there. Not Taco Bell material. My stand up specials available at chassis to us as a why? And I tunes and we're else Amazon. I think. Yeah. Get it and leave a review, I I enjoy reading reviews. Okay. So we were having a weird thing where we're making fun of delta. And we're talking about Pat nozzles tweet, and he was kind of talking about enough with the warm and here an airline. Just give me there safely and on time. This is a pretty herculean task like if your company gives out, you know. Edible. Arrangements are serves figures out different. Honey, Honey roasted topping put on walnut. But if you just run a airline. That's just a whole bunch of steel and aluminum, and jet engines, and I want to get there safely when it get there on time. So I don't want all the warm and fuzzy we're the feel-good EKG makers. Yes, right. Right. And so once again when when I was young I'd watch commercials and the commercials, there'd be one for charity or March of dimes or something. It's like, oh, the kids in the hospital and the music straddling heartstrings, right? There's all that they do that with you know, Dopp the pet and all that. But then when it came time for time life to sell a series of books that gunslingers in in Jedi wine imitation leather beautifully bound, and like he shot, a main ver Dorn, and it's then get into things of like books. Hartselle drive a truck, you know, it's sel- up and pick up truck. It was dual IBM suspension. This is seen from. Majestic cars jumping the trucks jumping in the air and everything and it was like, okay. That's a nuts and bolts Schiller business over there. And then this is this is real goody over here. See like, the douche commercial with the mom and the daughter walking on the beach that not so fresh, and I got it. I was nine the show and do with these guys some pickup trucks, and that's different thing. And now every commercials become a douche, commercial and airlines are getting into the good vibes. And so I was fly the friendliest guy was the groundbreaker. I was I was. Yep. It about it yesterday. And then I woke up this morning. And I had a delta had sent me complete coincidence. Not because we'd been talking about them. Some thing about the rewards program and rewards programs to me it traditionally were sign up and get ten thousand. That's right and at some cash back. Yeah. Let's tell. Is fly to like, you get one hundred thousand we'll give you a crock pot or stuff like stuff at the Bank. Get a get a checking account. Get a toaster literally giving you a toaster smart at the Bank. Yes. Item for this. Timeshare. We'll give you TV set. Just for attending the meeting. Save the forty dollars put in my count. Yeah. I I know like literally mechanical is you will get a toaster. I starting an account which really has nothing to do with toasting bread. I would assume. But anyway, so they ran this. I woke up this morning to see this commercial about sky miles from from delta, just so it's a bunch of pictures, you can promptly picture this story, we need to know the store. See here's the thing. I don't give two fucks about the story behind these individuals and their sky miles. I just wonder how many sky miles. I that's what I'm saying. Here we go. When life puts your travel on hold. Get back your medallions that made working in healthcare fields internationally, really easy. The more I flew the higher status. I got. I think in finance for my entire career. I travel just lady work was my number one priority. All I know is going to changed. I'm gonna. Start prioritizing. I fell off my mountain bike paralyze around me. I knew pretty quickly. What reality was paralyzed can't fly before he has a child every delta thought that I don't want to travel. It's not at the moment. I can't months of rehabilitation. I wasn't traveling that much some good points coming up. I want some sky miles. I don't give about these two and less. There's a twist where he starts banging the age and broad. He starts talking and he turns out. Obviously I'd had a hankering to use my legs again. But what I really angry Asian. And then we see him long into Hersi, delta loans. Roles into Herbon ties. What well I didn't see a dad montage, and you didn't see a gal in my mind. And that's a good looking single Monday. Medallions data's back here for the new life live today. Now that I have a daughter and we travel with her quite a bit. I she'd Madonna got even more military time to get on a airplane flight. This say, hey, good to see again is pretty incredible feeling. When life happens we're here or here. Job change new parents career, switch one I wouldn't have given for that. We lost our status that we had lost our status. Ask if you're listening. I want that whether right now give it to me extra baggage. Jessica. We did travel as much all star status the worst. Yeah. Crimea river. Yeah. I look I understand whatever needs to do now. Because that's where we're at. Now. I'm just saying it scares me that we're there that everything needs to be sold on good vibes. Like, I I'm I have the feeling that delta. I would rather delta or Subaru or the president or anybody have zero good vibes in zero good vibes for me. But I got the most I could get out of them in terms of miles or tax cuts are or p or MAs. I'd rather have the maximum of that with zero good vibes zero. I don't I don't know. Why? I know there's something wrong with me. It's neither here nor thing nor their thing with me. So. Your friends in your family and your community where we say that like I'm involved in my community. But what I mean is like good vibes. Like, I walk my dog. I passed the fire station. See that guy was stirring up the Chilean thumbs up, and he gets me a thumbs up. That's what good vibes are for the manufacture of your automobile or delta, whatever. There's no good vibe doesn't doesn't make a difference that doesn't need to be good vibes with the beer you drink or the steak. He'd tell it to corona. Oh, ho platform. I know drink drink shitty bearing you'll feel like you're on the beach every time a Wednesday turns into a Saturday drunk. Yeah. Could one person fuck in corona commercial? I. There all the time good-looking their own bikinis here when super comfortable to be walking around and ever see the chicks put the towel around their waste or anything conscious. All there. But the guy's never Boehner's not particularly interested in these chicks could could one guy just be plying chick little corona and be moving in, you know. Yeah. It's closing tax Rona. Closer just staying on the beach with a bunch of hotties McCain's hands in their pockets whistling and looking up at the sky like one guy be moving in or Schoener the correct way to throw frisbee. You know what? I mean, we get around. This reaches around. Yes. Come on, man. Oh, you got another good vibes. You got into good vibes. Delta tweet. This is April eighteenth things that reached new heights when you travel your perspective your curiosity your imagination. Not a lot of imagination talk. We're also a weird place where when people are talking about like when Bernie Sanders is going we had universal income than people have more time to day home and create you know, like make a painting. It's like, I think they play video games meet off and watch. They they binge-watch locked up broad like, I don't think they paint. I think people who paying paying house the painting at no time. I would give the oh, I got the acrylics. I got the cave. Jess, oh, I got. And I got now that. No time, I feel like people artistically this argument of like people have time to create imagine a man. You can imagine from a prison cell. Sure. It's easier to there's always time with the sky artistic endeavors are something that there's always time for because you kind of take them with you. Okay. Thirty thousand feet in the air is not a great time for your imagination to run amok. Anyway. Yeah. What if the pilots took your vice laser focus, the cloud looks like unit card what fell asleep? You're leaning on the dive hold on. I'm not done imagining what your pilots engaging in this behavior. What the navigator matching where north would be. Fucking assholes come on wake up. Jesus christ. All right. Rob schneider. Share good. Tabei Castro legitimate magin anything they battle heat and friction and viscosity breakdown on a daily basis on imagine maximum performance. They are maximum performance man, Castrol edge engineered with fluid. Titanium technology physically transforms it gets stronger. Under pressure helps fight friction deliver maximum levels of engine performance. Three times three times fool stronger against viscosity breakdown than leading oils. It is Castrol edge. All right. Rob Schneider here. Take a break. We'll talk to him loose news right after this. 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Dining In Hamsterdam

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Dining In Hamsterdam

"Ask i this is rob schneider. <hes> you're listening to the podcast see what pans where we find doubt see what happens here with my lovely co host cohort in life yes. They let let me say they're very good and i like to. I think your podcast handle is a good one. What is it again. What what is your. I'm shedding you up. What does the podcast handle you go by the whole opinion of the mexican the humble opinion of the mexican okay today on the podcast. We are going to be talking about something very <hes>. How do i say this. Ah really controversial really. We're going to get a lot of flack over this. You know because sometimes it's really you know there's a lot of pockets out there that talk about controversial stuff but this this is going to be the big one. We're gonna get a lot of flack a lot of people because you never know because you say one thing. Both sides of you know there. You're just gonna be shit on both sides so here it is and the podcast today. We're gonna talk about food food. Okay now mexican food. Let's just jump right into it now first of aw. I don't know if people like mexican food out there. I ate it seven days a week <hes> several times a day. You're welcome thank you so i may the <hes> i would say a mexican food connoisseur this morning getting the real stuff or are you watering it down from because my mom cooked filipino food for my dad 'cause he's filipino say what happens and she watered down. She never gave him like the hardcore filipino but then again you know they didn't really have they don't have spicy food is more uh-huh savory or sweet filipino love chicken yeah. It's should double yeah. That's beautiful. I grew up with that. That reminds me home. You you nail that now. Fuck yeah you cook the shit out of that chicken adobo six with chicken. Adobo is for the people who are not filipino out there. Three people were listening. We're not philippine. Well or mexican can avid noble. We have show but you know what the yes. The definition of a double is that it has some spice on it like spicy mexican. You have to have some red if you say a double in our head is red and spicy. Oh shit <music> so tell me what's okay so what did you. How did you nail this one because you did nail it very like me and my mom pilar you you nail. It like like like lars. Thank you well. I got the recipe yeah because i don't think we have the right recipe before what when you were cooking at when i was cooking you missing being f._i._f._a. While i was cooking it like the way my mom cooked yeah but i don't think she gave you the recipe. She's not lying to me. I didn't hang talion. Inch chef from north beach holds back that one ingredients that you keep going to the restaurant going. How does he do it does he do. He keeps doing it because they always not tell you. One thing is that restaurants arms go cafe sport. We all know what the the antonio latina was. The great chef cafe sport right on there on green at columbus columbus street and we all know what the ingredients are the secret ingredients capers. We all know what that mayonnaise dishes. The pasta scampi al antonia. He's a pasta surpassed fag but in the past is about he's got the discount discount shrimp the big brown frazier big brown from not not a not a farmer you get from from the ocean form of california florida. You get a ship to make sure no alligators. You got to shift in then you cook it with the shell so he's more more more and then you sli so you quarter does akina so it's passed. It's passed that but we all know what it is. We all know that there's there's a surprise ingredient is capers with some of the juice. We know it's an it's a mayonnaise dish so it's it's egg and <hes> olive oil would you don't use extra virgin olive oil because that is too strong like the wanna use is still too strong the one i tried the other day yeah. I think it's the extra-virgin all book is you've got to be more. No i never have the right recipe. Nobody does michaela who was an tonioli tone died of a massive coronary from having this dish sh ten times a week because there's a lot of olive oil and it's ver- it's not i don't know but this is like an it's. It's all oil is really good for you. I don't know if it's good for. Are you ten times a week but he added he cooked the other fried stuff the fried chicken pasta but he's a very happy. His death was very hey die with a smile on his face. I i bet but he had like a super quintuplet every ordering that artery that could be clogged that needed to get unclogged. They did on this guy but he was a lovely man. He's he's he. He was in england. I misunderstand us in america for like forty years england listen. I don't know because i can talk about english. Food's got distracted by camilla. I did so anyway. He like my friend luciano from northern california the longer they're in america these italians the worst english gets. I love him to genoa now. I love luciano but i'm telling you like our good friends. -tarian roseanne they say in five years no luchino will be speaking english and no one's going to be a lender stanton anymore because it's just getting a go go wires wires. He's mad at guys talking in english and i think it impossible to understand. He's also so anyway. That's what antonio tonioli when i talked to mike berliners anything was saying but getting back to the dish back to visit dish was it's a man as this which we know and he didn't use extra virgin olive oil just regular. They're all of oil so it's not as strong and then it was <hes> so he knows olive oil newt eggs so that's a that's how you make mayonnaise with eggs and oil oil. Don't have all the ingredients no no no no we do now and it's and it's also it's also capers in the sauce right and then and then and then it's it's got you don't i use all the sauce from the which is very salty spanish capers by the way just you know and then but the key is an limits the juice of like five lemons just juice right just and then you pour it in there and you hope for the best and sometimes it comes out incredible and sometimes it's comes out end. It's not incredible. Edible happens but that's that's the but i love times because wouldn't you in italy. You can have anti pass before your meal you have this thing called antipasta by the time time you get that which is all these pastas called an antibody. They just passed the. I guess it's before the pasta and then by the time that you're not hungry anymore then they bring the pasta and then they bring the entrees yes. That's why that's where you start to get. Introduces thing called digits tvos <hes> which is like. I got addicted to that. That thing that fair nebraska for me is like gasoline tasted that an attorney bronco people eat. I think people eat more and i think they're healthier in in in in europe they eat more but they have this thing digest ego every restaurant and every household. I think when i've been in europe has stevo. They have fairly barranca fair neighbor donka. It's like like over a thousand herbs or over ten thousand dollars. Let me let me. I think it's ten thousand renault. What this maybe it's probably probably eight herbs at the end of the day but they right but what would the happens was because if you eat too much because i meant to my my friend luciano took me up so we'll go come on come on we started a cafe sport so i'm going to franco's restaurant over the franco and then his wife loretta makes the most beautiful most beautiful raviolis my god laura how good are those raviolis to make some. She came to our wedding. That was a gift just just just give us those raviolis cook that for that and then and then roseanne the great michelin chef roseanne grim beautiful restaurant the anchor oyster seafood the house anchor anchor harbor seafood restaurant listen to this what it is forty five percent alcohol i know what does i know that's another reason enjoy it but what it does is like this 'cause i get introduced this why i got addicted to the fernie bronco and they don't ever europe restaurant has they don't have it in america some places places. No no some places do have that but what the deal is because i remember come on the frank also so i eat. I had another dinner to frankl's. Come on rosiak. We had three dinners. It was forty herbs forty herbs and like you said like patrizio anyway. You're the exaggerate or just that's evidence forever listeners so so you know what i live with every day so what happened was so they were eating all this beautiful food incredible food and then the next thing you know i can't breathe and i can't move and i'm sweating and he's trying to put more food in front of me and it's so delicious. I'm still eating it and i literally i like i literally break out in sweat and i'd like i know this is why antonio ladonna had like a you know five his arteries fixed because i was busting at the seams and he says no problem and i get to the bronx and it's whatever it is give it to me you use me like a double shot straight up no ice no chaser just drink this and i swear to because you bet on fifteen minutes we eat more and i said there's no way anymore and i had to for any bronco and then like fifteen minutes later i was fine and we're like this is like a miracle thing and in twenty minutes later i was eating more pasta and i was fine the next day but then the problem is if you do that every night you're not hallock they also but also you get addicted to it and pretty soon your your your body like my as well frankly became the <unk> because he saw that he started the thing and i kept going on within <hes> he saw me every time he saw me as having for anybody so be careful too much at the braga have a little bit but not too much because then you're not able to the food without the digesting you have to have every meal my my brother my brother he's addicted to this and then now he can eat the food without the bronco he his right and so i yeah i cut back a little bit but the mid fairly bronco holy shit they made it even two percent less painful drink because it's meant for you don't august i don't like it. This is coming from somebody's from a country that makes tequila and what does that other nasty. I mean i love to keyboards the other one. That's really even stronger. Miskel miss couches. That's tough. I know but i can't even drink that. I'm not a drinker yeah because that's like gasoline exactly this just like quila. I liked to kill it beyond tequila elect to what does that brand. You're talking. There's gotta the colorado. There's no sound spanish. Julio julio your era woodrow dora dora that will be your tequila brand but let's go back to cheek and adobo. How do i get to italian food chicken adobo because because because you accused me of saying that your mom lied about the recipe i'm not. I never said that she lied. I'm saying she probably skipped she made it's less try my dad. My dad wasn't a my dad. Couldn't he didn't have like i would say a sophisticated palate not being very kind my dad honestly it was not like a food e he would like he loved food but like he would have like <hes> he would make the i would not eat it he would make literally like boil noodles boil them and then add tuna fish and catch up and like i honestly even the cat wouldn't wanna eat that is. I'm not even that i'm not i'm not even and i remember like because my mom went back to school and i was a little kid and she made frozen. We stuck with frozen food. My dad just couldn't cook didn't in cook just like literally got frozen food. I remember taking out tin foil off the ten foil. There was like the two pieces of chicken too chicken drumming and chicken wing the worst parts of the chicken chicken for the cheapest part of the chicken. Whatever i mean not to the chicken. The chicken probably think that's that's the worst part that very value. Take one side of my body. You're talking about but <hes> and then we had like the little cup the like desert thing which like an apple strudel junior and then there was like corn and then or peas or mixture of corn on and then you had like the mashed potatoes the only thing edibles mashed potatoes unlike the chicken wing and then you'd have the desert and that's like but for for like months we had this. I can do anymore finally told mom i can't deal anymore. I said this is ridiculous. I go on strike. I'm not eating in you know mahatma gandhi when i was nine years is old ten years old mahatma gandhi style food hunger strike the last hour. I bet i'm not eating frozen awesome food anymore and then what happened. She started cooking again. She graduated. She went back to school because you wanted to do something with their life and get her master's degree. She got a doctor too but she was a you know she's a teacher teacher a lot more patient at school than at home i noticed when they were going back to the i got the right ride recipe the lovely tintin tintin that sounds like a filipino nickname yes genitive christina or christine gene. Nobody's deny thing and then then from christina goes to proudly in dna and then just because you probably sarah name. That's what happens in the philippines like we said before. Don't fuck up in the philippines because you're going to end up with the nickname for life yes. She's in her fifties tintin. Well you know going after teens. He's gone tintin. Get christina christina. I know well my family is but data yeah which means little foot right it could be a little girls could be like little duck. You know like duckling oakland or yeah. A female butlin skewed haven't called it in a long time. I know i'll start again. Okay okay so so you nailed that. I nailed that so basically sigli. That's a dish that you cook with soy sauce and rice vinegar rice vinegar. That's the big one is real vinegar. It's on edible rice. Vinegar is very nigger in brown sugar a little bit of <hes> garlic garlic and onion really the money and i use it there you go okay. That's what i didn't use. That's a that's a different then and then one. You're cooking you <hes> the <hes>. The bay relieves while you're cooking. Yes oh you have your chicken out of a right now. That's interesting. You put garlic to a little bit. Yes okay. We didn't say that just now did i didn't hear that you're leaving for the listeners to okay and <hes> filipino philipino chicken adobo but i i am giving you the real mexican food yes you are you are you don't get that in the states real mexican food in here in america what mark m. e. r. k. america you get greedy and you get real can get grilling grade yanase. Oh yeah you can get the real ingredients. What what. I don't think you get when you go to a restaurant is the authentic mexican authentic ac- probably most people wouldn't like it still kasese wouldn't like it. What do you mean like what yeah because. I feel like like what you ate today. Pig pork skins yeah. I don't think anyone else aide skin of the pig you had. What's it called again on her own. She told her on okay. I live much warming me not one hundred percent yet because my dad's jewish wish not one hundred percent but it is it is good now but i mean the other dishes. Yes you know what the i think like even this the most simple dish like enchiladas and she let us show you so the parent here than in mexico like what they because of that cheese that they go mexican choosing. We don't even use that at chase. What does that one mozzarella. I don't even know what they call it. Mexican is that yellow <hes> cheese that this horrible or cheddar cheese probably and they take everything whenever whatever saying list love cheese cheddar cheese the single most popular cheese in the world so you know that you don't log. It's not mexican had low. No no no no what i'm saying is. If you go to the grocery store you look through the cheese section for doesn't have an accent. It's not mexican cheese or something. Nobody does it says mexican cheese god because it's like natural hair them how dare their them no. We don't use cheese. She's not what she says. We don't use it. No no that that yellow nacho cheese isn't drill cheese. I think it's basically it's like some byproduct from your car oil or probably and we don't use it so we don't use cheese air food. What do you mean you don't use cheese in our food and known of most of it have you have you noticed that that's true but but it says something about the bubble global chili relleno hillary yeah but it's like the heart of vibe of cheese like cheese. No it's not even that one. What is it then penilla open area so yeah okay. That's see that's one of my dad. I know he's just very confident when he says i never say just go. Yes good morning. <hes> you having a good day. Yes you're dead. I have you good morning <music>. It's almost like a ferrari engine sees i can say i know i love it though it's become that's what happens you hang out with people. Their vernacular becomes your vernacular. After a while <hes> you've been obscene language so see so okay so but the mexican food you'd serious saying so i i yes but you'd have like guacamole. It's a little bit different though because you're guacamole avocado of course and then you don't lying lying salt no lime on your name and you you don't like the red onion and you like regular white onion well the the white on the right ride one okay so what is the right one. Why why don't even for a welcome ali so. I like chunky like the way you make it like you. Don't wanna make it to blend in. It's like super wants that yes exactly so it's just water lime on the humiliating we don't we don't we i don't add garlic and i don or salt tomatoes salt and wanted to salty but anyways that's up to the bending how much salt you like and then you want to regain the big ones cilantro. Yes use it a lot of the landreau. I'm very i'm very young. I'm big on <hes> till entertaining water liquids. Yes okay. Cilantro is the big one now. Can you screw up by putting too much launch ruin. Never do you ever have like ever never have some guacamole all fucked up with the cilantro. No they overdid so. There's some gray area there. What can you fuck up would like guacamole too much of i think if you put too much onion or lemon and you hate tomatoes right because you don't put them in real. Welcome doesn't have tomatoes. Why would you put it in this watering wandering yeah. Yeah i agree with you. I now i get it. I don't like it but anyway. Let's talk about oh dear friend of ours. Is it worked well. Oh yes yes and they have beautiful food import bill yeah and no it's you can go to a gas station in portugal. I mean we've literally ate food on the side of the road that somebody sold out of the back of a truck and didn't think twice about it well. We did think twice about it. I did it. We got it at the end end of the day and it's like i don't know if people would if unless you're from hispania is the <hes> great when i when i did deuce bigalow years ago and i was released movie i got to go oh and meet one of the legendary <hes> international film distributors an rica was an incredible person and he took me got to famous restaurant in in madrid non. I'm sorry starting by felony in barcelona and <hes> he said i'll be able to cut bertha third-best and i said <hes> <hes> know what what what is that process is. The most is the most expensive vision asian this money if it is also very much <hes> it also very delicately and there's very people die giving then that's interesting to me. Somebody's dying to get this is a so what is it is. He's the soup. I said okay. I'm very familiar with seafood. I grew up in san francisco my dad we used to i used to you know with my chinese gas stations the workout <hes> john chang and patrick giles seventy six san francisco. We used to go crabbing underneath the golden gate bridge so i knew a lot about seafood but never birth so what is it. It's a barnacle barnacle so people have to go out to sea to like get this and like you get it off of rocks and it's like for each barnacle. There's like one little thin <hes> piece. He's a meet this basically the barnacle you know and <hes> travis sevice and you eat this and it's a delicacy and it is really delicious. I love it. It's incredible yeah. <hes> i get it. Why people would die trying to get this food <hes> so so anyway so we were on the side of the road joining we're driving. We should pull over and go. Let's just stop here. There seems there could be food in well now. We stopped because i think they were selling komeda. Jams yams beautiful yeah so we stopped dad and then next to the <hes>. Let's say the trunk next to the oh that's right. You're buying the back of pickup truck. There was a woman who had like an ice cooler with a bag of sevice. Yes you selling per service by <hes> the kilo yeah yeah yeah like big like a big bag of it yeah she had one pound is at the end of the day to one pound equals. No actually the gelo hello by kilo. You never i'm trying to say is two point twenty five. I've never even been curious to try to make that boise whatever it is version. No i just said look. How much is that. How much is two point. I'll take any five pound kilo that never meghan ever remember them all right okay so so so anyway so she was selling per sabbath barnacles out of a back of the pickup truck on the side the road out of an ice cooler and we said yes yeah so we bought one kilo. Okay okay yeah then we took it home and then we thought about it and go wait a minute. We're buying hang food on the side of the road from strange but two pounds two pounds or what's the truth or even know any one kilo equals two okay okay point two thousand five hundred. It did seem like it did seem like it did seem like <hes>. Do people okay to twenty-five it. Did i like it was around that. I have no idea how much those did seem like a bad. I know it wasn't a bag for sure is in a plastic bag in i sony we bought it brought back though tell well you know what maybe we should not eat this. Let's think about it. We put it inside the are. We took all the stuff out of the mini bar and kept it in there because everybody knows everything's perfect temperature so seafood would never spoil a minibar so you know you're percents safe getting food from side of the road from his strange woman. You don't know oh out of a ice cooler so we knew her safe. Yes we knew it would protect us so the next morning we went back. We sat out on the lie out there. In the looking over downtown buffalo no doubt on lisbon lisbon and there we go. Let's eat this shirt and we did head. We ate the whole fucking bag and it was beautiful. We do pounds of that. We two pounds and it was beautiful. Yes nothing nothing we just just just that no bread no wine ain't nothing nothing and it was our fingers and it was there that wealth we're going to die will die together and we'll i hear i hear him yeah and then we laugh those beautiful so they're going another thing they really in portugal which is incredible besides the wine the better dwell on north espana north of portugual the beautiful spain spanish and portuguese wine a bill dwells which goes dating back to what you can go any change shukan engine in northern spain this show each to cut a lunch decathlon share. The action is jeff because there's a lot of action and speaks different catalans. They want independence in in catalonia band but they have like beautiful cheese and beautiful wines and great food great food. We were we were. There and percents fell in bilbao sense jan yeah the best probably like i'm telling you we're in san sebastian. They have the greatest this is. This is spain now. They had the greatest top us. You can never mind. There's this place in like. There's a whole you know like there's a you know the role of restaurants there is a street there every place on it for blocks tapas restaurants and they're packed but the best one you can't even get into and i must say that is an exaggeration like i say there's no tables up there. It's just it is just a mob of people literally back to back face the back and trying to get to that bar to get get the most amazing tapas you've ever had them standing up and eat them standing up on your happy to just be there and i remember just moved slid slithered are way up to to the counter and eventually at my you know people recognize me which was very helpful to get close to the counter. We had about two inches of room front of us. We got to the counter and had the most beautiful it it was some sort of pappas we have grabbed that congra- hall crab tapas and it was the greatest thing i've ever read of ham on medical which is is beautiful spanish spanish ham. They slice right in front of you. They just have a big ham leg just laying right up and it just you know all if the japanese or the chinese he's ever developed a taste for hammer screwed because they're going to buy it all up but in the meantime we had it and it was beautiful and so that's beautiful and so but but your friends going not going to spain right now my friend is going to lisbon great great town great walking town to walk that's right on the water beautiful and <hes> i remember that when we got there and we were having a little bit of a jet black and we couldn't sleep right so we we stayed up and then by six a._m. We just went out for a walk and we waited in front of this <hes> coffee shop for they do open. They open at seven. Yeah we have the most amazing pastries and coffee the most beautiful beautiful mornings ever to see the sunrise. Come up yes with my beautiful wife that was before we had kids yeah yeah so people people could drink people in your yourselves or you have kids is because after that is less getting drunk during the day yes less less. This is a little when we when we party now. It's like one of us can party pretty hard. The other one's got to make sure that the kids are doing okay. That's a responsible. They are responsible. One fucked up parent one fucked up at a time people be responsible anyway so we had a great time and then we just angry didn't even do that now as like now like if the kids if if if the kids go to bed yes. What do we do watch t._v. We watch that flex. He's like yes some murder mystery show or something something but we watch something that's hardy none of that has the party and this party leap aesthetically slant sad okay so going back to the food so there's a before we get i wanna talk about <hes> the beautiful uh-huh dish <hes> fish y oh yeah there's a brazilian version of it but also <hes> gary from brazil portugal. Go whenever there's like whatever the poor people are left whatever's leftover <hes> <hes> and the poor people are allowed to eat in any country whether it was but as you whether they had the next echo what was leftover you got the pig years nobody wants. Nobody wants to pig feet. Nobody wants to chicken's feet or whatever and so they took this and then they try to stretch it out by adding free holidays beans and then they're gonna put some spices and make whatever and and then the next thing they cook it and they cook and it becomes and the next thing you know it's so delicious it becomes the national dish so in brazil and i don't know if it's the same in portugal but <hes> whereas that becomes like your sunday dish. That's the issue with the family and even it's not over into the wealthier families when we say okay what what are those. They seem to be very happy. Those poor people smells pretty good over there. What are they eating go. He's just visually then is the next thing you know is becomes like the national dish says is that same the philippines same in mexico of course that's why it would be the equivalent to a fish wide well the whole competitive for for instance in media beans with the with pork. Again is the same you know whatever is left. That's what you put in there and then you eat that but yeah in mexico like most dishes you know they have like this unwanted <hes> <hes> departure an orphan dish. It's a bastard dishes on whatever it's the thing alicia and it's being delicious because out of necessity yes exactly and what you know the <hes> and i will take the wealthy the wealthiest the people are they least they eat those. That's what you were talking about the other day. You were talking about like the p. The royal family in england is very interesting thing. I don't know if people know this. I don't one of his true. If you read it it has to be true if he read it on the internet how did not go with that all right so you explain to them about like the which is like megan markle who's just had a baby congratulations not that she's assume you listen to our podcast but anyway you never know she could. She could be interested in this mexican american <hes> mexican talking about food today no but the details because she's married in the royal family now and they have certain protocols yes there. There are things that they just monson do after all. If it was royal family watt his own advanced embarrassingly they don't eat anything that contains means garlic or onions so why don't know i pretty much everything you need a car how l. d. or how do you go life with garlic being part of being a princess as one thing but you gotta give up garlic for that. I gotta say oh no. Thank you not giving up that bedroom. You know why would you. I mean that's a bit much well. I guess there are used to it it. You know they're used to it yeah because they have never <hes> okay. Apparently they have never eaten that. The never eaten garlic mike the queen's garlic doc no we never had like pasta like italian pasta with garlic apparently not because she has affairs thanks to tan versus. Who's sleeping with ah information see. This is going to be conscious. Remember i said in the beginning this is gonna be the most controversial show actually who knows she might another one accused someone and have some garlic reasons so they don't stink. Yes air store name. Sorry you can't do that now. Now meyer and i go like sorry yes well. That's too much stuff but you know what are very dear friend. Nobody know who's dali and i know. How painful is this this our good friend nino pila from from from from australia well. He's he's really from italy from italy heels beliefs in australia. He was raised in australia from from the lower part of my beautiful beautiful city. Yeah yeah city. What's the city call. Remember eight pete how you doing scotland late stand the essay astrology and we have the privilege of going there lovely family ends. There's about two thousand two thousand yes and <hes> incredibly beautiful pasta and beautiful soup oop first time akita bread soup exactly that was the first soup ever for for the <hes> the little one miranda it was alleges and he was so much. We have so much food good well. You know if you really really have real good home cooked. Food people know what they're doing. The whole thing was beautiful yeah. She was late eighties and she was still cooking everything. I think that's why he lives so long. Is this your still could use to want to eat you want you got your garden. You're out there gardening and stuff. Why would you wanna die if you got your garden. Cooking your own food and tastes good near surrounded by what people do now that you mention it yeah like for instance on on my instagram. Some people sometimes send me messages rag messages and some of them are creepy ignored apologize for those with others asking to come upstairs. I like how come you guys are not huge with all the things that you eat. I have to say if you cook your own food. It's harder to gain weight too seriously even even even process or exactly because when you on have like preservatives yes. I think that's what it's made is making people getting bigger preservatives. Tips preservatives are bad. They are yeah. They really are yeah. There's this one there well. There's this one called. <hes> was just reading about it. Calcium professor sure i if you can't read it. I don't know about that. What about dumb. People can read anything like me. What are you going to say well. Then eat eat bananas. Something you can read okay. Yeah seems to easy of demarcation line for food. We can't pronounce it. I can't pronounce apple to no but i think look whatever that you have to relieve. Leave ingredients on don't if you can go around the outside of the restaurants but if you're gonna be sorry at a grocery store or eat or on the outside the inside everybody says that but then you know if you're gonna go to whole foods what's her on the outsides cookies wine cheese. That's on the outside now so you can't even trust is that no no no what i'm saying. A whole foods is mostly. It's supposed to be healthy places cookies and wine well. That's what i was a cook your food you can if you can. I know you know what it's not easy. Especially you know the people that work like geoff's hand. If you just seriously like make like an owner leo like chickens who for the kids beans or something made you keep yesterday like today. I made the french schlegel my favorite french quick breakfast to make your truck madame yeah which is a beautiful now. I never know what the hell that was until i was in paris and i saw went to a cafe f._a. When i was a young man and his awesome eating with egg with like <hes> onto toast would like a little. I think it had a piece of ham and cheese on it. Looks good what the hell's and this is talk. Miss you and i saw was that doesn't do it makes that that was not called doesn't have the chunk of ham big chunk of meat anyway so that's but but miranda loves it now. She loves it good grier cheeses morning which is actually. I thought it was french. It's actually swiss. Somebody told me it's not it's not one hundred sweeps so so anyway because yeah we are all i would say that we utilize a we all foreigners yes. We're very proud of our foods. Yeah i know i got a lotta shit for putting up a by pie pitcher and it wasn't proper pie and like my my buddy schiff hosanna <unk> inform me do that robbie keane giraffe canal to do that. You have the have a i don't know what i'm doing. Now you have what does that. What does that accent draft ohio. Special said rabbit and asparagus is the classic like pie from from northern. I was gonna say you know what i did. Was i put a bunch of seafood. Even you would allow they pissed off and it wasn't cooked truthfully because it was the overflow plate. Is we have a lot of people like an idiot took a picture instead of the pie pan. I took a picture of the overflow ovens stuff which is supposed to cook it on a pipe and people lost their shit put speaking of cultural appropriation appropriation. How about the spanish appropriating appropriating most of the the the new world i didn't i i wanted to tweet that like a motherfucker. You have no idea i want to listen to you. Assholes my mom's speaks oh you know her her. Her country's named after your fucking kenya motherfuckers. How dare you get mad at me for you know for putting a piece of lobster anyway but anyway had this hide to make nice because i wanna go to. We'd like to go back to barcelona madrid with upbeat. Guess putting an additional liquid on our so. I i love the spanish bi-polarity do unbelievable and portuguese so let's move on though to. I think it's cultural appropriation. Thing is something completely different no but that's true. Though what do you mean completely different talking about like people appropriate. I'm talking taking somebody else's culture. I don't know i think it's an amalgamation. I mean it's it's like as a mix. Yes truthfully never really wasn't even italy until the until the twentieth century until the end of the nineteenth century was a city floor florentines florentines the romans romans it just became a country unified country just one hundred years ago so the idea that this is like one country. Does he's regions of course of course. There's always a mix see what i'm saying that that the they me we now by the cultural appropriation that they're doing is that they are not using like a traditional <hes> hurry call like <hes> dresses or traditional <hes> ah outfit now what is your uniform or not the uniforms but like from a country like for instance in mexico we have this. This is not a custom. It's a custom and some people use. It does halloween customs sorry but that's not appropriate upper appropriate appropriate and appropriation. You know you know what i'm saying yeah no but that's what i think does. What does the whole thing that started now. There's like please do not use you know like our <hes> traditional regional but somebody's cooking dinner at their place. Just because we're you you know i can cook whatever the hell i want some asshole and in northern spain who goes by how dare you bastard well because you're calling it something something right. It's like it's like probably if somebody say spain's by the said robbie's here. I'm sorry what what is it traditional dish here in america hotdogs okay. I don't know if america doesn't have feel like you know. If you fuck up like some fried chicken you're not gonna get any of the letters is like how dare you appropriate are colonels chicken or hamburger. What is it specifically american dish. We're still a young country and we're just basically we. I mean i don't wanna go original. You have some some has got to be some kind of american indian native american dish like maze or something probably someone is going to comment on unlike if somebody makes something called a hot turkey turkey pot pie. I don't know what's more american than that <hes> but i grew up with like literally rice at every meal no but look to soup yeah and he doesn't even look like a pot pie in the posted that online they said this is a turkey pot by i assure you crust the crust elk a bunch of people who is going to say. I don't think that is i don't think seven hundred seventy five thousand people like what happened to me in spain got pissed off and on the front front pages some fucking hat. We'll shit unbelievable yeah. It was unfolding real. We'll we'll be going anywhere. That's you're right. That's an older country does where they are very proud of their dishes and i'm very proud of their dishes to okay. Let's go to france all right. We've been to france oh. I thought you meant. Let's go over the freddie. I was born for the french into also have this dish which is something wouldn't would never work in america but in france they have these restaurants on talk coat restaurants. I'm sure i'm butchering word we we <hes> which is just they serve one thing and that's it and the restaurant works on that that just doesn't work in america. You can't even have a fast food restaurant in america that only one thing mean even like what about hamburgers you have a deal. You'd have to have more than just hamburgers in america. You mean like a variety of hamburger burger you'd have to have you know not just like what about internet talking about now. Burgers only serve beef burger no but they don't have have chicken. They don't have anything beef burgers fries but there's also they call the what do they call the animal or the monster the bastard animal style which just just have it on like like bromate in your hands. What does animals that zia another top. What are they going to animal than if is pouring it in your mouth well no. They have the protein style which they don't give you the bonds but they wrap it in lettuce but it's still that's that's it. That's one restaurant serves sandy wednesday but so so this place like the cold concrete get french. It's basically stake beautiful bearnaise sauce and these is incredible french fries the greatest french fries that exist. I was obviously france yeah but the pamphlet they don't go french. Fries pump fleet <hes> poem potato potato. I guess and fleet fried. You're you are burning so anyway is so beautiful and you put the bear as sauce also <music> on the in the in the baronies on the french fries is unbelievable and you go. There's a line. I think it's called wral rela- r. e. l. l. a. esquerre lay in its in the saints remain not that i remember anything's was a good meal. I remember to remain off saint germain napoleon cafe and there's a place that henry miller the great american writer. I personnel to writer used to cuff a floor used to go and didn't have a lot of money and then next to that place is cafe rally or the role a restaurant and there's a line around the block and you why the fog of my in line this long am i gonna wait forty five minutes to just have steak and fries and then you get in there and you you take one bite and you go. This is the greatest meal i've ever had fucking life worth it. We went there. Yes beautiful. It was delicious yeah beautiful yes and then you can go and have a twelve twelve dollar small little glass of orange juice at the cafe napoleon around the corner doc by that but you know what the when we went to a friend's where lee we have the most amazing breakfast huque we just went to the <hes> to the medical shoes and mcaddo the market the market and we we bought one of by get cheese and wine and the from our wait a bottle of wine bottle of wine amazing. She's she's an incredible and bag. It just came out of the office and that was a wreck breakfast delicious weird bottle breakfast yes and and <hes> and then we just kept drinking the rest of the free bottle of wine that day. We ended up going to the beautiful crazy horse. Yes incredible night credible and i remember like i'm going to get a car this way because we you know we're gonna go real nice. Show i wanna make sure you know we were just you know <hes> really living together and the getting to know each other and i wanted to show you a great time as i said i knew how tough it is to get a taxi cab taxicab this way before uber or lift. I want to get a really so. I'm just going to paid cabdriver. You know whatever eighty euros just show up here again. Please take us so that we can go to crazy horse's beautiful. Oh you know show then <hes> <hes> with the sexy dancers emily bubba. We almost never made it because that guy. I dropped us off in the wrong fucking blaze gave him the address your know why i thought i trusted him. You can't trust anybody. He drives off the wrong place jason. Luckily there's a nigerian cabdriver who was alternately sucking on his teeth and and and and then you know not like me 'cause i was american can and then while you're nigerian. You're not you're not fringe. Either you know they'll more friends than you but anyway so he got us there thankfully and then weaves a great night. We went we eating. We had a bottle of champagne. There and we went out and had dinner at another bottle of red was beautiful. It was amazing. We walked around didn't gain one pound. Yes three bottles of wine anything like crazy and french fries and everything. I know we walked a lot but again again. People please before you have children. Go go out travel girl yourself. No <hes> england now when i i i was in england i must say not amazing kuzina. I'm not the only person ever said they don't feel bad at all. I have a lot of great english friends. I'm a big anglophile and now they've got great restaurants spaghetti. It's one of the benefits of having an empire and empire collapses people are coming into your country and they stay stay there and they bring their food and <hes> so it was great indian food but i mean just you know heavy like they use peanut oil. Yes and that is a heavy heavy. That's something like it is really good though but it is heavy you start start speaking slower when you have not oil it slows everything down and that's but it's beautiful but i didn't really find like i mean fish and chips tips. I love but you can't do that. You know every day no not. I don't know i mean there's a couple of real good. Ones said officiant ships are from england. Jerry lewis the great comedian indian on this fish fish and chips in scotland. They still serve it used to serve it and let everybody knows if if the if they know about fishing gypsies to serve in newspaper but they put the rate in the newspaper they still kind of serve it but they put late at least they put. I like fish and chips things. I like newspaper uh-huh like buddha newspaper. I'm mexican darling. I could fried a piece of newspaper ended with me so they put it on my piece of wax paper and then you put the fish is there and the french fries and i i if it's really hot i love it and they use this beautiful fish haddock which is beautiful and i have to say that what what took it up a notch for for me when i was in amsterdam in holland which they've beautiful food and home to first time i really had rabbit cooked canal <hes> we'd who in mexico you really have to cook nails. It's tough because it's like a very muscled animal muscle strong so you had to really cook it for a long time and and the french style version of that red wine and lengthy i mean this is when the continued for not going to tell you what it is. You just cook just gone to eight from the holland fabric haulage. You're gonna eat this for this beautiful thing one hundred likable block the left is spinning all over me but you're going there and then they had and it was like <hes> beautiful and it was rabbit i only had ravaged the few times and it was very nice and then then you feel bad because they're so cute they are so cute cute but you have to sacrifice cuteness for deliciousness so <hes> and then at the end of the night amsterdam in holland which is beautiful cancer or daughter. I know so beautiful. You're going to hamster damn because it makes sense cute cute her name than amsterdam hamster dam and then <hes> at night after night of drinking or whatever it is carousing whatever you wanna do amsterdam which is available <hes> you go and you get this cone of french fries. It is steaming hot. Oh my goodness steaming hot and they put mayonnaise on it which i thought was insane uh-huh but then you eat it and you go. Oh my god. It tastes good. You got me into that i didn't i didn't eat french fries with mayonnaise before i'm telling you if you have not had that it's you gotta be steaming hot really good french fries if and when you go. I've been lied to my whole life. That ketchup was better on fries. Manny's is better. It's better for the dutch taught me that and it is way better and i could be that you've been drinking and carousing the three o'clock in the morning. You're an amsterdam and thinking. How can i make french fries greasier it really it. Yes i agree. I agree and then <hes> when we come back. We're going to take a short break. Yes <music> when we come back. We're going to talk about japan and japanese food in korean food right. I wouldn't take a break and bright back. Speaking of food you can catch <hes> <hes> <hes> some of these great recipes patricia patricia maya schneider. That's on youtube tracey. My schneider gets amazing recipes and you can catch patrizia on her handle. Which is i am patrizia maya. That's on instagram. Check that out all right. <hes> my gigs coming up you wanna come see me. <hes> please come out to the rising star casino resort. That's an indiana and that saturday august thirty first saturday august thirty first rising sun casino resort in indiana also <hes> september time jacksonville come out to see me september twentieth and twenty first. I'll be jacksonville florida. The comedies zoned comedies on jacksonville florida september twenty twenty first twenty six beat beat seattle washington at the last comedy club tiny little club that i loved there and then <hes> i'm going to be at the molson canadian theatre <hes> at the hard rock and that's coquitlam british columbia. That is the twenty seventh of september friday twenty seven saturday. I'll be uh albeit. The in seattle twenty sixth of september twenty seventh coquitlam the molson canadian theatre hard rock and then i'll be at the mouth loop did not believe casino resort and spa stateline nevada october fourth of tober fifth albeit rohnert honored park at sally tomatoes rohnert park california northern california october fifth and sunday six blue lake california l. a. -fornia blue lake casino of the sixth and then we'll be in new york on october eleventh twelfth and thirteenth at caroline's on broadway so the club and then i'll be back in california performing it one of my favorite clubs down there. <hes> it'll be a fun time tober ontario oriole california october eighteenth and nineteenth and then the la hoya san diego twenty fifth twenty six twenty seven. They'll be loyal california william at the comedy store all right and i look forward to seeing thank you and we're back with the <hes> humble opinion of the mexican three thanks. So what are you cooking tonight by the way it's awesome <hes> formerly live stuff in the kitchen. Yes like i'm gonna make seafood past seafood person. Yes rico okay seafood pasta. I didn't know how are you preparing it by the way well. I'm just cooking right now. Some wild shrimp shrimp wild chip. I like wiltshire better than that. Uh farms shrimp we make a joke about that was that episode five of real rub season two now streaming still streaming on netflix <hes> members like <hes>. I don't wanna go on those. We gotta go on vacation. We deserve a vacation. We gotta go and i said what about accrues now forget that they served on those cruise they <hes> they serve that. <hes> <hes> farms shrimp thailand landed china. You know they <hes> they get goes. Basically they basically <hes> yeah. That's all you can eat. That's all you can eat well. Basically it lives in its own excrement. Oh till they put it on your salad. That's why it's all you can eat. All you can eat shit now. I don't like like farm the farm shirt or farm fish. I don't like farmed salmon. I don't think it's good for the actually put orange food coloring in it any that farm stuff's just not good even they say it's farmed as if ed's really a good thing. It's not a good thing not good for the environment not good for the species when they say it's not good for the species. Even when it's wild you either watch it. You remember about the the <hes> what the sea life oh yeah. It's a yeah us eating seafood pasta. Camilla's just like our dog has flatulence. It's one fire farting storm sort of bad punched in the face as a punch in the face so a punch in in the liver. How do you say that again now. That's a kickin delivered this point in my face okay so yes so so what's the sauce so it's made with tomatoes tomatoes and it has white wine yeah and basil a little bit of oregano. He's been thanks yeah yeah and it's but it's broth tomato based broth. It's a tomato exactly other days and then i could this you know all of the <hes> seafood tomato that gets a little soupy tomato paste soupy so that's good right. It's a little soupy then yeah. I let it boil a little bit so it's like kind of like you buy. Parades gets a little thick and one's as thick as when i the pastor mix it all kind of pasta the use of what are you gonna do linguini dwayne s. c. j. paul suppliers a. j. and then we'll a little bit of parmigiano on top of it. See eh parejo parmigiano. That's nice. It's your kicks it off and it's salty and it's a great cheese for that or you do a bouillabaisse base with no cheese but with bread read the french bread. You put on this very beautiful. You know i i've never made <hes> breadth. You'd never made bread. No i want. Do i have on my super thermo mix. I've also said the other you can say. You never made a bouillabaisse probably probably know <hes> muslim. I mean bully based. I don't know i don't know but it seems like it's like i've never cooked. I'm ready for ready. Camry comes alive that could be the puck is okay so you're going to tell us the story about the lobsters now why you have no problem because he i if i on something or on the hunter a couple of times but if i go fishing i if i if i go fishing hunt hunt from in the water with my ray gun on <hes> my spirit gun shooting underwater yes that ling. I don't feel bad because if i eat it i don't feel bad. I don't know yeah i don't do that. Don't feel bad if i if i if i'm going to catch it all eat it. I'm not going to catch them. I don't eat good. That's that's how it should be. Put it up on the wallet. You know seems weird but yeah but anyway you know. You're not a fan of that now. I'm not into hunting <hes> you can just hand it to me that already and then i'll cook it but you know that somebody did kill it though right. Yes like people in america. Meanwhile people just i think of like a they buy like i mean alan watch talks about this. The grateful wants. He says you know people go to the two people go to the store and they buy something. It's a piece of meat. It's cycle. It's not like an animal banana by prepackaged thing. It's not like it's a it's a thing it's it's didn't. It didn't want to be prepackaged. Avant me put in this cellophane wrap to us once living running breathing animal not in any way a agreed to such an arrangement <hes> nevertheless here it is so there's that separation talking about on wall street is bracing between these walls thousand is is weekly thing that was alive but anyways once once just once you get it here on say go to the store and its bear your roll. My interpretation is different so i don't have a problem bring in and i cook it this. Is it okay however i remember one. Yes you ooh who tried to buy a lobster and then you wanted to buy it alive and then cook at home and our i said fuck no but what's the deal though you're going to eat it anyway i mean might as well have is gonna shine my house. You're cooking it at the house. What's the difference that already already yeah. I know but this way it's fresh earlier. I was going to kill you anyway. It doesn't matter i don't wanna. I don't wanna that. I don't want anything that in my house so you made me do what well ask the people there. He was held sons to take it back to gilson's galley seafood market and cook it. There and i did and i appreciate it that i did. Yes i thought it was gonna be horrible. When we were in our honeymoon we went this place to uncle was hong kong and and they they had so many fish in there and then you're looking at them and the basic choosing which one you wanna eat and i swear every one of them looked looked at me like please not me please no i. I do think that like the fish knew what was going on. I believe too. Is this other friends getting taken up. They've got larry larry's going to table forty two. Oh no they did but the horrible things is true because remember our dear friend rose are are my makeup later for twenty eight years <hes> for all shows including real rub now streaming on netflix season two i she i was doing a movie in hong kong. I'm john claude van damme same country and they just make a person i knew was not a real makeup person because you know she made me look orange and and she wasn't a makeup person because i saw her another movie that i did in thailand for years before that dr inch now but she was the second she was like the second second on it so it was a complete you know so i said i gotta get my makeup blinking so i flew rose whose all excited said well. Let's go out to dinner. We go out to dinner. We went to a seafood place and what they do there is they brought out the seafood alive. Show you ahead of time this fish in a bag. I'm not gonna get. I'm just lovely former florida like i'm not gonna get the shrimp. I said i'm not going to get the fish. I'll get the shrimp thank you so what they did was they brought the shrimp over you live in a glass cover and they cooked it in butter right there next to table and the the shrimp or bouncing off the glass roof. Thank you now i title. I want to thank you for different. I didn't expect that i'm sorry but anyway that was the <hes> <hes> hong kong story. I know that was a tough night for you to have it was delicious food but like you don't wanna meet your food. No shake hands with your food. No i don't ever ever yes like i cannot race a peak or anything and then eat it. I cannot once i make contact. That's it but my mom used to eat like the favorite part of the fish. She would lake with the eyeballs. She would like save the eyeballs in the brain. She would eat that for her and like is where he got. My friends come over and eyeball once yeah. It's crunchy well you you don't eat. They eat like there's this gelatin kind of odd ball. She fried it nate the eyeballs and like my friends will come over to my friends would come over she did my friends would come over to eat once. They would not come back to us. I hope i hope you listeners do come back twice. I wanna thank you for listening to do the podcast. See what pans i'm rob schneider and <hes> you can catch my dates rob schneider dot com. Hey tell them were they can get a hold of you producer. You can find me and follow me on instagram. I am and and watch your show looks and thanks for listening <music> yeah.

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The states have seceded from the union politics is steeped and everything, and it is simply crazy when we've arrived in a place to God's where Nick Sabin is making the argument. Hey, football is healthier for your kids than anything else and it's like. I think for now though Nick Sabin isn't jar shaded. You have reached an unbelievable place in terms of the state of your mental and physical health when the coaches are arguing, they might not be wrong. Your players are healthier playing football and they are running around in our unsafe American street. Look. I'll admit it I'm selfish I want to see college football and I was watching Scott Frost head coach Nebraska, his press conference Nebraska being reportedly one of the two big ten programs mercenary. We'll play. We'll go soon who goes six and seven anywhere you WANNA put. Put US anywhere. We're GONNA play and I was nodding along as someone that wants to gamble on and watch college football, and he made the argument for health and safety. Using football. Yes. Crazy it's crazy while that's what all the coaches that's their argument Nick Sabin made same one Jim. Harbaugh made the same one. They're all making the argument that Hay playing, college football, and a controlled environment with coaches and doctors around is you know they're less likely to get sick in this environment and they are just going about their normal daily lives you know. Well, here's the thing about that. Those Stu gods because, yes I could actually form the argument I can assemble the. Argument. Hey, if I allow these coaches to take even more freedom away from these players than they already do because the players are helpless. Yes. Maybe I can form the argument that these coaches can keep these players safe than if they return to impoverished neighborhoods if they don't have testing if they don't have doctors, there is however one numerical problem with that argument right and the data it's not easy to find because no one's making them report this, right but the University of Alabama. Making the the health and safety argument. Well, one point they had positive cases in the teens at one point had quarantine thirty players Lampson. Clemson. Had thirty seven positive cases at one point. So when you're using wook, we have structure we can take socio economically we can put these players in a better place where they catch this virus and it's Clemson telling me that no I can why if I walk past Clinton Weight Room, I'll get it. You can't use. that. As an argument, if you're Clemson, it's chaos and we'll get to the meat of it in a second because you've got a trump siding with young black laborer. HASHTAG WE WANNA play is is what he is tweeting because politics like August seventeenth espn wants to go to sports, Sports, Sports, sports, more sports, more sports, more sports, playoff, start sports, sports, sports, and politics keep coming to sports because now you've got this weird thing where it's broken along political. Lines and to Gods what I'm being told is because the ACC an sec want to play so badly they only need one other conference in order to actually get this off of the ground I think the big ten ends today even though James Franklin and harbour out there arguing I think we're pretty obviously headed toward the big ten ending today at least in part because I know this gets missed all the time Stu God's people talk about well young people. Don't die I mean the big ten has had some athletes have heart issues because of this, and so are you willing to risk that to play college football? Are you willing to risk an athlete having heart issues for the remainder of his life? Because I think there were five big ten athletes who were shown to have a heart issues. It's also unknown as to whether or not have it for the remainder of their lives. It's also known whether that is strictly. Coincides with playing sports and athletics, how long it lasts for exactly and that was part of it the unknown, the unknown there's so much uncertainty so much unknown with Kobe. As, relates to everyone not just athletes that people aren't comfortable moving forward with a sport. Like football, but I will tell you from the standpoint. I do believe this factors in when you hear Trevor Lawrence and other prominent college football players say they WANNA, play. When you go to a college. When you go to a university, you play college football you become friends with all the other athletes. Okay. They know the importance of them playing a season because it helps their friends out who play spring sports and help girlfriend out. It helps their friend down now whomever out and they know if they don't play there could have seriously affect those words and their friends. That's all well and fine I do find it funny that this is the one that we're willing to listen to the athletes on not being compensated visit. This is the time when it aligns with our interests of wanting college football. Hey, the athletes voice it's important and he cares about his friends and so do I know you don't care about Colorado plus? Nine against Colorado, state's got. That's what you care about. You don't care about large arts. You don't care about health corona virus, the Friends of Trevor Lawrence you care about chasing the Hawaii rainbows on Saturday night Ladainian knows twitter account that was pleading with us please listen to the players and then one players started laying the groundwork for union. Then we saw. Listening to the players, cody. What do you have on this because I wanted to get into last night heat experience because there are a number of funny things from that. What are you have on the subject that we're discussing because college football is teetering on the brink and there are a number of fascinating elements here not the least of which is to me. I don't see anyone in charge like it's just ever is to Santa's in charge who the hell is in charge. Yes to. God's mentioned all the uncertainty and doubt and you err on the side of caution that that's pretty obvious to me in my barometer with all due respect Nick Sabin my barometer is what would Anthony Fauci say and here's what he said. He said that for college football to be safe, it has to be played in an enclosed community that doesn't include travel in airports and airplanes and hotels and other stadiums, and so there's an inherent risk that this undeniable in that you know the the head of the NFL Players Association. Said called Football a a perfect storm for virus transmission and he's right. It's the ultimate context. Fort were not supposed to have content. It's just it's going to be impossible to play football without an inherent risk and thank you know the big ten right now is the the adult in the room the the president's are saying, you know what? We're going to have abundant caution here even at the expense of revenue. You saw that you say all of that Greg but the issue here as you mentioned foul she as a governor. The governors are discrediting couch she the the White House is discrediting found she all of this stuff has become a liberal political football where. The ACC and the SEC by region by state are saying Yep, Georgia and Florida bleep it. We're going and we're doing it no matter what we don't care what the numbers show. Scientifically, we will discredit facts and scientists and more informed projections. None of this thing is so soaked in politics as politics and money in a way that you just mesmerizing it's just politics and money. It's it is never laid this bear stu gods in sports, the idea of here's. The cost on the human body here is the literal money cost on. Are you willing to risk the enlargement of your heart? How much does that caused me? Can I pay in books? Can I pay in? Education Hey kid give me your heart I'll give you a library card and some meals. It's rarely bare naked like this in front of you guys it's just politics and money and what about human decency what about humanity? What about the literal human heart? I thought Tony Larussa was too old to begetting tattoo. Put It on the poll. Please Anthony at lebatardshow is one hundred and three too old to be getting your first Tattoo tweeted Patino nine when he got his first one. tweeter writes in well as expected a topic about College Football Dan. Le Batard makes it about race DAMN ESPN do not have any shame Hashtag race baiting at its best Hashtag Disney. Keys that? We will get to Greg Cody. He's back in my day in a moment to gods, and we have to get into everything that happened with that he game last night that God's was part of front and center But I just am always fascinated stu gods and you know this about the way that sports evolve and how quickly during our lifetimes here just recently basketball realized everybody at the same time though that two point job we've been taken. Super Inefficient. Let's do threes. Let's do it that way. That's a better way to play. Everyone realized that it wants baseball for a while now has been doing these shifts that make it very frustrating for me to what used to be a line drive up the middle for a single is now just always going right into the second basements glove because the scientists evolved so much in that sport and the scouting, but not only has that evolution been something that happ