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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:29 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Three months four months Just suggest this maybe not a root canal maybe do they take titanium thing I know it's painful. Yeah because. What other surgery did they do where they take something dead? They don't take out your bureau panics and leave something dead in you. Something dead in your, you have ten thousand. Ten thousand little capillaries and it creates a bacteria. So I'll have say this a friend of mine had a lot of problems like headaches and Migraines and everything, and she took a couple of those inputs attaining things. He has no problem depth that meet I have I have root canals. I've had no problem but I'm just suggesting that something you can think about. Picking a xanax right now I have I got him out the baseball but when I was eleven and I have twenty six fake teeth. So I have so many root canals. It's ridiculous. I had so many root canals at one point they took my gum off and lifted gum up and just cleaned out the roots and then sewed my gun back down. Wow but doesn't mean it's. Put your teeth back in my own teeth kind of I mean if you saw an x ray of what my real teeth like they are. They're all shattered. So everything's kind of crowns and Veneers Yale my God will think good people doing it again there's no pain headache. No No. I'm good I'm good. I get. I'm weird though like I don't. I. Don't I don't like I feel like I bounce back really quick cy party so much. If I don't drink for two days, I feel superhuman. But you must work out though to get that. Working I work a lot of fat because I like to Party so. You can do that in your forties. I'm I'm I'm fifty, six minutes eight this point I swear. I. Had A couple a couple of like I'll have a couple of glasses of wine, but remember had too much and I felt like was the next day. It was like the entire day and then the next day and I said, why am I screwing up several days over this? But you got enjoy life to. We'll do thank you for doing this congratulations on the special What a beautiful way to end it really was it was like you look at that and you're like God. Damn it man that was like it was a perfect with the whole family up there. Thank you. As the as things go on this time goes on you realize how special it is now short it is. The career and you never know when it's going to happen again and it's just nice to bring everybody up and say, hi, like look I one include people as I whatever I ended up doing coming up next. A couple of movies and see if that happens or another TV series but I wanted to do is nice include my family. That's also Nice about the real rob TV show.

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:28 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:41 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Get it. It's actually quite net. CAST. So you so Adams doing. The first the. Wedding singer you're having badly. Chris Rock crushed rock and then. He. Is Doing. This movie calls me said I'm in Florida come out and do this one line or. What is it? He says is it it's You can do it and go what is it he said just get out here. We'll figure it out just fun. We'll have dinner that was his that was his. Now his his pitch we'll have dinner and I'm always up for a dinner. Come on explain it when you get out of here, you just do different ways and so sure enough basically, it was like a character that I did on Saturday night live Stevo. Steve Marino and it was a way to kind of do that in make silly way of doing things and showing up so they go. There's there's that guy don't want like you got to really care for others that guy is that's very close to are not exactly again. That guy decided that guy. So. Trust, him we went out and the thing that struck me about that movie was like the waterboy was, how would a good golfer he was he's a super competitive versus I remember I remember I was Saturday night live and I play tennis in high school I said, I'll bet you five hundred dollars right now. can be in tennis. And set six we left. got. Place to open up at midnight to one in the morning and he'd be be That's crazy. Competitive us. We've got the place to open up in Manhattan at midnight. He's not that way so. So he said we're out on the golf course and I played in a while and I see him in the sand trap and it's a nice golfing or like we were in Orlando. They got great golf courses there and it's like a drier grass with the ball runs really well there and. So I see him chip it out. Thirty thirty five feet from from deep sand bunker into the whole. All my and then I saw him hit another forty foot or like this. and. So I said if he's on and golf and he's really on his game on this movie and he really was he was absolutely on target for this and then made the quick changes to it. After the movie had come out the script was fantastic. It was silly screamingly funny and whenever they had like a a serious moment to express a story like it was a Like okay. When when the coach is talking to be really wanted gene wilder to play the coach. I mean I think that we're all heroes in and then like that was one of the the ideas you know and then gene wilder wanted to play the whole thing in in drag the whole time. And and so I said, well, you know that kind of have thought out to do this, and so it didn't work out But then like we ended up, he ended up meeting A. Henry Winkler. Henry's really. He really is really great now. Is Really Great..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:35 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:33 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"This is wrong. To desegregate and he said and he just made that decision. So that's the household that I grew up in now. But if you dare critique the left at all or are liberalism or tried to check some stuff that seems out of whack then you get labeled as this. RIGHT-WING SUPREMACISTS or whatever a racist I get called like the daily beast, which is like a just a shit Internet site. Says Rob, Schneider's proof of racism, and it's like an I didn't even look it up like my friends like one that was just you dress up as a Hawaiian guy. Do, that was for Sony. What are you talking about I? didn't write that I mean, I, had lived a lot of it but like. This is insane. To me the whole part of being an actress to play somebody that you're not and the farther away to you could be a better when I saw like. Peter sellars playing. He was the first guy who nailed that east Indian accent for the Party and I'm telling you the movie as a whole just doesn't memorable by him playing the gangling birdie known them but it'd be them years last year. It was so ridiculously silly. I remember like watching that movie when I was a kid and I couldn't breathe I, remember being on my hands and knees crawling out of the movie theater because my son occurred so much I literally on my hands in these walking up popcorn just to get I just had to breed I couldn't breathe in the theater and I know that's what I wanna do for a living I didn't know how to do at that time, but it said if I could do that. Movie where the the audience is is just like we know what it's like stand up when you're when you're getting them rolling slow slow down a little bit until they can't breathe and then you regroup and then get him again it's a wave of it and that that's what's The funnest thing if you lucky enough to be able to get that. In any way whether it's a movie, a TV show or stand up, which is amazing. So But at the same time I think I'm bringing up right now at least my I don't know where it's GonNa turn into right now I am talking about what people are going through but four comedy like in other words that's not being in quarantine what that's doing for comedy but I don't really feel.

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:07 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"When I was like, can I tell you a story the the person running the interview One of the people executives calls me up as I'm driving home and is like that Adam Sandler interview I was like going great. I didn't I was oblivious. It up and they're like, what do you mean of great you asked me that has net flicks. I was wondering and like here's a fucking four, hundred, million dollar deal it Netflix's. Netflix. was like Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You call it. Happy Madison. You told him a story about him. You told him a story about you watching one of his movies like you didn't let to talk. Very. He was very nice I. Think spayed restart that interviews areas and then. We did that he watched my special and it was like as long as he knew that I wasn't trying to be a Dick. I was just fucking gotten. We had some people that were to me recently, these Barstool guys who had bad didn't make me laugh once the whole interview and didn't say anything funny and it was very disappointing because I heard those were. Funny guys, and they weren't with me. I'd like to thank our sponsor Miller High Life Miller highlight brings fried the simple things in life. Is An unpretentious quality beer with refreshing champagne tiny bubbles in an iconic glass bottle accessible to all I saw as I left the bubble as a in the Macon Georgia to fly home. I saw one of my cameraman walk in with a a case of Miller high life and I said, Hey, now highlife and he said to me I'm celebrating. 'cause we were done with our show. I thought it was cool. He said that whether it's bigger small there are moments within everyday were celebrating and you can celebrate with Miller highlight the champagne of. Beers. Because it's a high quality within everyone's reach their founders believed in nineteen zero, three on new. Year's what a great time to start a project is New Year's Eve. Their founders believed that everyone should enjoy the good life, which is why they created the champagne of beers..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:40 min | 2 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"I get so funny I gue- I guess I do have really close friends like that and I don't I never ask anything of the. Like I don't ever ask I, try not to ask for things from Joe I'll ask to be on a show I'm a special coming out but I know that Joe would expect that of me. You know that it'd be like, yeah why didn't you ask me? but it is crazy. I wondered about that and so we talk about the making of Deuce bigalow which. People may forget was a fucking smash it like if you're younger and you don't remember Deuce Bigalow, I saw in the movie theater with my dad the reason I bring this up after two movies ever in his life and it's something about Marian Deuce bigalow. He cried laughing and Deuce bigalow. It was a fucking hilarious. Be We talk about that? We talked about him and and Sandler and Spain the whole group of them and Chris Rock. We talk a lot about that. It's a great great. Great. Great great conversation. But we talked mostly about. The fact that like we haven't gone up in San. Francisco we talk about comedy and that is and I will tell everyone if you get the chance go back and listen to his podcast with Marc Maron 'cause I. Think I forgot. He was just a comic one day like when he got into this business, he just wanted to be a comedian just like me and identified with him so much. Okay. I really gotta go now. I'm running late to this re now and I gotTA brush my teeth identified with him so much on marriage podcasts I was like, oh, he's everything I was just wanting to be comic and then the business was different at that time. He didn't start a podcast. He just got on SNL and made movies and did the road a little bit. Now he's doing the road again and I was been focused on Santa for ten years and he has this great special Asia Mama. Mexican. Kids. which you should check out Netflix's. Ladies and gentlemen without further Ado I'm going to get a root canal. Without further ADO. Stand up. Comedian. Rob Steiner..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

On with Mario Interviews

01:30 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

"Elon Musk here. All time favorite standup. Richard Pryor. and down. And something you've learned about yourself in twenty twenty. I'm a horrible teacher. We have the exact same life. It's with from the sleep to the birds to the to the weekend. Yeah. They change math parallel. With this common core, they can't I was sucked the math as it is change it on me. This stuff and I gotTa tell you. My patients I hated school and you know to begin with imagined, trying to teach school God hill you hate it. But. The and then we got the birds because if they're going to be locked in, let's get some birds. So they can play with his way easier than puppies and you know, and then we had to get to because you you can't just. So anyway, they're biting the kids. Crap every ten minutes. Every, ten minutes straight and testing straight out. There's there's a lamp that they like. You know the lamp hanging in the kitchen table. So my wife goes nuts about that. Get off the lamp now or they're going to be what your mother did to the pigeon's. That is fantastic. Listen everyone. Please be sure to check out. Asian. Mama Mexican kids on Netflix. Rob. Thank you so much for taking the time to check in and catching up with you man great saying whatever you're doing. My best to the out there? With Mario Lopez..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

On with Mario Interviews

05:18 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

"Text every because that's how we communicate everyday these texts now. And she said Dad those the last time I was ever on stage with you. said, that's the last time I. Ever performed at least those with my dad That's great. You'RE GONNA. That melted me. How did the little ones? I've a three and a seven year old a three year old because I'm an idiot. But it's it's the best I'm I'm really enjoying this time more than anything if anything this has been like Gods, you know you know less than, hey, spend time with his beautiful kids right now and I'm GonNa make sure you have. You're not allowed to do anything except that. So it's been beautiful I mean I remember like listening to the music last night with my little three year old and she just hold onto me. Wow. Yeah. The getting better than the prices woman right there and is this kind of stuff you're talking about on your podcast, right? But see what happens is the name of it yeah. They're. Everything else but what everybody's angry about? Just trying to like I mean, it's just I mean the the comedy special stayed up completely away from politics because I I was trying try to make fun of stuff. If you dare make fun of of people these days or their political leanings or whatever they destroy you. It's just like you are like out forever and it's just unfortunate and shouldn't be. It shouldn't be, but it is what it is. Yeah, and they're not playing to lose. They're not playing both sides are in this to win this in its ugly unfortunately, you know it affects me and my comedy. So I totally stayed away from all that stuff just talking about my life and then jokes and the things that have happened to me sure people always you know I would have dinner with people start telling the story in they're laughing Oh, you should talk about this and I say should I in I you know And so there's some incident that happened to me like..

"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

On with Mario Interviews

05:34 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

"Have, you ever had in the Filipino side and your mom have you ever had balut No, I haven't. So. Yeah. I mean my mom used to love that because it'll be a duck egg but not quite hatched but almost. Almost you'd eat that and and my mom loved it. It was the thing like it was almost like you eating but also flopping, yes. No, I can eat anything rob and I tried one I did it this duck still had the little beak and it was like in the and I said it just it just trip me out on. D Goff know. was like curled up like this and it was like, Oh, no no, that's next on you and I can eat anything. Kids would come to eat at my house once. because. There was nothing embarrassed. My mom she would like literally beaten. It's not embarrassing I'm not but they my mother would cook the fish with the head on it because they had this delicious. You know she would literally suck the eyeballs out of the fish ed like it was just kind of crunchy up. Because you. Don't waste anything steady dull. My friends would be absolutely disgusted by and like cooking shrimp with the heads on it. And I remember one time like my my grandfather would live in. The. In Santa Clara he had you know orchards of. Of different fruits and stuff, but he also had pigeon. So I thought we were getting I felt we were getting pets. We brought home six agents and my mother was was dinner for her and she just sealers was cutting the pigeons heads off in the kitchen. Oh, literally, I remember the the hearts bouncing on the kitchen counter and I remember the the page. Literally she's cutting ahead of opinion and the page looked at me like. I thought I was a pet to. That's My brother and I were crying running. Anybody to. Adopt Four. Soon. Digital and then it was horrible. But nobody not even my father wanted to eat it because we felt because we saw that. Yeah. Yeah no becomes. A wasting food alleged? Didn't even like spend their their necks around I still ache. She's not wasting time. She literally like instead of. Just. No time for that time for that. But the main like you know, my mom is a war survivor during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines. So like she knows what it's like to starve I, mean she's ninety one years older stomach still has problems from like starving and having any food. Her stories were phenomenal. I mean the Japanese when they came. They stole everything out of their house furniture and everything and they even took i..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

On with Mario Interviews

05:40 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on On with Mario Interviews

"In your on Aerial Lopez. Mario Lopez joining me now on Zoom actor-director Comedian, my man Rob Schneider, how's it going, rob. Thank you, mark. Man You look terrific get that blue background. It's very blue. We're in here in the studio eight fi you ever have an opportunity when when this craziness settles down, we'd love to have you come in studio, but it's like love it. It's like it's like a club vibe in here we get the drinks blowing out because you get you get to go to every party. You're at every the Oscars, the enemies you get to everything while. I'll tell you what selfishly I'm kind of excited. I don't have to do those red carpet. Right it's fun. It's fun like the first. The first one's Fund like Golden Globes is fun. Nobody's lost. Everyone's in a good mood. Everyone comes kind of laws to the event. That's cool and then once every template said you kind of see who's GonNa win the rest of the season by the time they get to the Oscars everybody's grumpy. Right right adequate. You've seen him ten times already. Know you're on that doesn't have to say all you're thinking about is how far away am I. Park Yeah Exactly Twenty nine o'clock and they go live. Man but you obviously still enjoy what you do otherwise wouldn't be doing it as long as successful as you are. So offer you boy appreciated. No, I do man I'm a huge fan and entertainment I, really am I, love. I love talking to people like yourself. I Love Movies I. Love. TV. Music, I love stand up comedy and one of my favorite things to do along listening to a live performances to go checkout stand up comedy and obviously we're not able to do that right now. But we are able to check out. Cool. New Specials on TV and congrats on your new Netflix. Special I love this title Asian Mama. Mexican kids. Trying to get half the planet. Thank you. Did you kinda nailed it right. There I got Asia. Mexico. So talk a little bit about that title in in for those not familiar. What can we expect? Well, a lot of people I mean I mean my name's Schneider my dad was Jewish. My Mom's Filipino you know. So this is the STASIO family Pinole. Yeah. Yeah brother and So you. The thing is that I have an Asian mother I. Don't recommend it. But it's it's tough. But at the same time, they put a lot of pressure on you and they they don't they don't. Want you to be successful expected they demanded and I know I used to get you know straight as kid not all the time ago. Mama got strange to go. So what? You're supposed to get straight as you're smart you're. Idiot. That's your job. What do you want? So what do you want to cook? You know that kind of stuff like that. You don't hear me doing about my you don't hear me complaining, cooked and cleaned all day today. What do I get? Right? It kind of pushes you I mean I wouldn't say it's the happiest childhood but. They just expect you to be successful. At the same time like the work ethic from you know from Mexicans is unbelievable. I mean I just like a sense of humor that my wife is used to work on a comedy show in Mexico she was the producer of it. And She gets every Joe. So every joke she teach added so many so many tags and so many things to my act and that's awesome. It's been fun. It's a family affair and M-. My daughter shows up at the end L. King and I said I don't know forever going to do this again. So why don't you come out? Might be fun for you. That's awesome to beautiful cultures. Great Food On..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:07 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Yeah, it's tough and then you know you realize how how young a lot of these people are and how they haven't really left palm lot and here they are they're overseas and they're really missing stuff. So that's important. When you get over there to you know they really want to be close to American culture and something that reminds him at home and they just basically looking for a laugh and a hug to be honest. I was thinking like Alabama like that's that's what I was. I'm Rob Schneider. Asian moment I've had a good time in Alabama. Oh, come on. Mama Mexican kids if you want to check out the net flicks special. So I was not aware that you do impersonations. So like what are your finest impersonations? What are the ones that you're good at? I don't know Jay Moore is the guy who broke the Christopher walking one know once you have one guy figure it out then it's easy. You just know the cadence and how do it and then you can do his vice like that. Wait a minute. Don't stop doing that yes J. More does it grew You, do it well, it's God's does not do it well, got show him your Christopher Walken. Being. Like Youtube. Now see like in the Asian version of Christopher Walken or whatever the east Indian version, but I used to watch like you know. Before. There were video recorders, take a cassette recorder, and then you record you know old movies and You know before before cable TV you know there's like I record and I'd learn every voice on Casablanca and we should do a great many things last night and you said I would do thinking from I want but I haven't done a lot of the thinking since we both know that you belong with Richard. It's part of his work. That keeps them going. If you don't get on the plane, you know there you regret it. Then all the voices in that my favorite was Peter Laurie you know the Defenseman I need to get the paper. Man and please need to pay. Me We. Talk like that. Guy. Do you think we just nailed the eighteen to thirty four demo right there. But I hope. The people who would appreciated are still alive. I know there's about. About. Eight people want. To get all those voices. Greg is one of the you have. Absolutely. Delighted, Oliver Platt. Thank. You rob we appreciate your time. Give. My best to Oliver. I. Really. Hope he enjoys a special. Thank you. Sir Anything else on the way out you want to tell us about the special before you get out of here. Thank you I. You know I want people to know that I'm you know that was a real stand up and that's what I do, and there's so many great ones out there and I just want people to have a good laugh and and forget all the crap that's going on in the world and there's no politics and just have a good. You know the main have a good laugh with your family and I apologize for swear words and thanks you thanks for having me on today. For being on our you urinating right now are you what? I'm hearing bathroom. Making Making my morning tea baby. You gotTa have before the kids wake up and ruined everything. I'm GONNA enjoy myself. With us tomorrow morning as well. All right we'll talk you. From the thirties. have. A good that. These show aim free time for some ads. You mother bleepers underestimated us thought that was going to be bad. You thought it was going to be bad you were. I can feel you on my neck. GOING TO BE HOT. Really Rob Schneider. Because he's GonNa, give you some bogart. Eighteen to thirty, four, eat some Casablanca. WHOSE VOICES that thirty four I'm just yelling eighteen to thirty four. You underestimated us. Look. We gave you Rob Schneider Tomorrow get more rob Schneider Yeah..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

05:21 min | 3 months ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"You can do a one. I'm excited about though is during this pandemic there is so little in the way of new that anytime something new comes out you get excited for it. Joins us. Now let's talk to him about first of all, just stand up in general. So how did this thing come to be rob thank you for being on with us. Well, you know I was I was kind of hoping that I could Netflix's we give me a special at the same time. The whole world would be shut down and they'd be forced in their homes so they'd have to watch it and I don't know if I didn't jinx the world, but that just happens to be what happened I don't think do with Dan Trust me how how did it like I didn't know that you were doing a great deal of standup like how did it come to be that you became a standup? I started out as a stand-up most don't even know. That's why I wanted to do this. Special. You know and I'm grateful to Netflix given the opportunity. But I started out as a standup. I mean, literally like David Spade Chris Rock Adam Sandler and I. We're all stand up smacking the and and then made late eighties, and then by the time we had about twenty twenty, twenty, five minutes we were on Saturday night live so I never I never went back to it and and I always ended those guys amazing. Comedians like Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle who had that incredible killer our but because there's no way to do it unless you're out, you know and those clubs and hidden it for years to get good at it. So you know I did a movie with a bunch of guys and you know Adam Sandler and David and Chris Rock and Chris Rock talked me into doing it again and So I've been doing that for the last few years and I finally you know I don't want people to see what I'm doing so. I'm that group rob like who's naturally funniest just standing around not sculpted stand up act but the guy most likely to make everyone else lose it because everyone else says he's the funny. Without Question David Spade without a question I mean Adam sandlers hilariously funny. But he picks his spots but just hanging out with them for sure David Spade and the history of Saturday night live. He's the funniest guy to ever hang out with without question is I mean if you ask anybody on that show who's the funniest guy did hang with and they'll all tell you David spade you do a David spade because. Now David Spade. Hey Buddy. Let me tell you about David spade betting. I. Don't care if you're like. View. Hey Patty you're like in the Middle Ages you drop you off. You know he would. He'd be funny in any era you know and he's a and and Adams brilliantly funny. He would come up with stuff make you scream laughter and then you know Chris Rock has this he will. He'll. He'll stew on some idea and then just break it down for you and and it's you know. Blows you away with his intelligence and how brilliant he is and how he could just kind of show the absurdity of life and intimidating in a way because it just you know man, my mind just does not work that way. What is what is the best story you have for us? It's been reported that Sandler basically just goes on vacation with his buddies and you make movies like you must have a laser that that's the I mean wouldn't you WanNa put that rumor out there about yourself? He worked his tail off. You know you know the idea that like you know Sony pictures or Netflix you know gives you eighty million dollars or fifty million dollars it goes. Okay. You guys. I'm sure you'll figure something out now there's a real process that you gotta go through scripts and whatever, and make sure you write a real good one and over and they get the notes and everything and then, and then only after that, do you take all your friends on vacation with you do a movie? Rob Schneider with us here at ESPN radio was do stand up specials available today on Netflix Doing it the saddest place you ever did it comedy standup talking about? The what what place I'm sorry. The saddest place you you ever did it speaking like, Yoda? I'm just talking to a little sound bytes there. What did it meant because it sounded like you were asking him the saddest place he's ever had sex. That's why clarified. That's why clarified. The answer is both while I was having sexist place, every performed Sometimes you know. I think they'll have to be you know sometimes I do some stuff shows for the military and You know I was in right after. Nine. Eleven we volunteered and flew over Yugoslavia. And well, the former Yugoslavia and you know the It was tough because these these kids were over there and You know really away from from their family and they're really young and just one kid said to me you know you know I joined the army to. To get a life and then came over here and I realized I already had one and I can't wait to get back to it. It is tough room. That's a tough room like I bob. Saggy told the story of like an Alaska Strip club where he came out and the woman before him was like had pie tins with matches lit on her chest and he said that was sad. But that's a tough room war war areas that can't.

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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

06:46 min | 1 year ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Real Rob Babble in binge it on net flex so Rob Shane his work by I heard as a really really funny addition addition that he did that. everybody really great and he's a guy if you look at them he can play A. Lotta different roles playing a cop firemen teacher. You know you need a guy like that is like like like Phil. Hartmann is like is kind of a little puffy white dude. You could play any any role. You can just imagine you know yeah. This is in the similar way. How many years did you have with Phil. Hartmann four and Phil was like he'd never once muffed never line break breaker sometimes sometimes you you know a couple of times some conflicts with me like do you want me to that line. Just because Warren Beatty is going to be here this weekend and I said I didn't know Warren. Beatty is going to be his so you're now. You're trying to suck up. I remember like hey I swear to God. I just think it's funny and to to his credit he would deliver the line and never tried to dive ever and he delivered line to get a laugh and I saw him this his face. GonNa Shrink and he would walk straight me. After I got one of the I forget it was but it actually got an applause break and got a laugh and I had written a sketch because I was hired as a writer originally in the show he would walk straight towards me. I'm a fucking asshole. You're right every time but didn't even argues me again later but like to his credit and he was a guy that like he would. They'd figured his nickname but they're like you know he was Iraq. He literally would like you could depend on hand delivered every time and he would never make a mistake. I never saw an eighty whatever shows their solid performance summers so he's right up there with Leslie Jones. I've never seen not make a mistake on that. Show the other guy that always seemed that way with Dan Aykroyd acro that guy would fire his stuff off from the Veggie Matic's asthmatic guy twenty two years old and literally like the great thrill genius of Saturday night live is again him Jim Downey. He's like the guy who wrote Jane. You ignorant slut right and all the all the funny political stuff that you saw over the years and Obama you know the great sketch with Obama Tom and political with Obama and Hillary Clinton Hillary senator US Secretary of Senator Clinton so under the Palestinian fifteen eighty the u the the International Treaty of now the the the land being taken by voter Bingo of scanned by the Israelis. Whatever do you you think what does it and he said okay whatever complicated question they go to Senator Obama. Who's your favorite basketball team. Jim Downey Jim Janis you you know and fell fails one of those guys I miss from the Samson's but going back to Akron Dan ackroyd. They said when Jim mm said when Danika Dan ackroyd was sketchy smoke or issues were that's always just explosive and twenty two when I started and I've never heard him him like miss a syllable. It's a tough thing to do and he just hadn't hit. I Guess Phil Hartmann. Was that guy yeah for us. As as well Dana Carver also explosive I years how long ago this was a while back earlier this year. I tweeted my personal top ten. SNL Alumni everyone does here's my ten ten years. Blah Blah Phil Hartmann number four one of the all time greats and what's amazing was I got to the end of the ten how many amazing legendary Mary Rob Schneider esque performers didn't make everybody else comes packed with like amazing. It's it's tough to get on that show and if you get on it that's what I felt felt like. I've made I mean I did. It actually hurt like fighting to get a chance. I just remember like what a gigantic lift that was when I was a young man to like. Do you get on that. Just are you kidding. I'm I'm I'm you know it's like this is the grades it's your dream and for that to be like you know because some some people who've never had the the balls or the guts to like perform a potentially the bomb themselves could take away this opportunity and I just think you gotTa have some forgiveness you have to have some of the people make mistakes this this kind of zero thing and your outlook doc. That's IT strike. One year out is he. Does he do stand up. He does stand up as a performer. He's also very good sketch. I heard he was very very very funny in this thing and I hope he does okay. You know what I hope. I hope the Saturday night live re thinks this and I have nothing to do that. Show anymore and I don't want to think that you know that that I have any say over there but I would hope that they would reconsider this higher as a writer can ease his way back in the right thing to do. What if he does a soul man. Ask Take Bacon's. I love this. I love it. Hoses is a black writer to make his way on Asian easy as Zhijun Mickey Rooney esque. You're GonNa our we got something then he makes his way on as a writer then Dan he creates a character called ugly American which is just out of all the makeup and get to be very Tutsi. I thinking is Defense Antes from Philadelphia and it's automatically. You're born a little bit more racist than other people that is true. Let's be honest. You're a little more than the rest of the Philadel-. I remember like my Buddy Tony Larussa manager for the cardinals for many years as of course before that and won the world series the cardinals and he member who's telling me like I said thank. Thank you for beating the phillies. I just called. Thank you for being in the phillies. 'cause I was getting so much shit from all my friends from Philadelphia saying we're going to be the cardinals looking at the world series again and then they beat him and he said let me tell you about the fans in Philadelphia when the kids were going out there the bringing out the equipment little kids to bring out the equipment for batting practice they booed the kids right booed. Santa well boosting skews terrible Santa. There may have been booed Santa. There's a prison in the Baseman Baseman of the stadium. It's a jail went to federal prison jail in the basement and they booed Santa. That's all what else do you need to know about. Philly all right. Let me hit customink then we'll break and do some news people going on the cruise in October. We're going on a cruise super fans when it gets them. Custom shirts good go with customink ordering a simple website really easy to use so many options wins for products fast and free shipping adding. 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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:35 min | 1 year ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

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SNL Adds Their First Chinese-American Cast Member

They Call Us Bruce

04:27 min | 1 year ago

SNL Adds Their First Chinese-American Cast Member

"Saturday night live announced its new cast members for three new cast members for the for the new season and one of them is comedian and writer Bowen Yang right a He's a mainstay of the New York comedy scene. He's Queer. He's he's kind of famous for these kind of built this cult following these lip sync videos. He does until the end brilliant. You know he's done what a random priestly from from the devil wears Prada. He's this really funny one of Cardi B. Just take the audio from these performances and then just you know just just do a perfect sync up of these of these performances end. It's it's it's hilarious. It's something that he made his own. Yeah and what I think is really amazing about it. Is that when those things went. Viral on twitter is when he kind of became a thing right so he's like kind of one of the he's a he's a twitter created I mean superstar superstar this point. Oh yeah right I mean I mean addition to being being actual comedian doing the scene and and then last selenium Gig as a writer on SNL yes so is also on one like the skits or whatever is like Kim Jong Il Kim Jong position to be to be hoisted up and be featured player on the cast. It was blowing a amongst Asian. Americans was born yeah US position to do well. I I mean there's so much resistance on that showed actually put putting an Asian American right on the cast right. This is a long time so yeah and he actually it turns out. He is the first person of Chinese descent right to be on the cast right there have been there actually have been other Asian American members. Fred is he stars thunders Japanese atrocities. That's CR- episode of I should do you. Who are you like bloodline or someone or not line loveless. It's like who do you. Who Do you think you are. Who you think you're yeah who the hell yeah no that show is It's the one that checks people's People's genealogy and like that show is that he's episode of the trip because roots finding your roots with with a skip gates hairless yeah yeah yeah okay but that one's a trip because his whole life he thought he was he was a quarter Javanese America or something and then and then he found that he was actually Korean but Japanese Korean or Korean court like his his grandfather Korean Japan had had a career career on the stage in Japan had Japanese stage team actually looking into the history. He's actually create this is also during the Occupation Korea. Japan would probably say they're all Japanese. No let's not go crazy story though yeah and then then actually BEF- before Rob Schneider Filipino yeah and has a has acknowledged and embraced that in various ways not not not necessarily somebody these days or you know we're raising the flag hi aggressively claiming but yeah so so nevertheless this is a milestone. Boeing Yang is the first Asian Casper that no one is going to be like oh he he's Asian Asian ladies clearly like like fito typically Asian right and last name Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean. This is kind of the running theme of this episode. At this point or Yang Yeah young passing. I will say speaking of Yang's right. I am Kinda wondering to what degree the the rise the arrival of you will Andrew Yang had anything to do with them deciding to impart anyway kind of like say you know we probably need somebody to play Asian. People roll like regularly now. I joked about twitter. I was like in the year twenty nineteen not that this would have stopped them before honestly because they've had I mean all manner of people playing like Weird Asians but I feel like this is Andrew. Yang thing might be happening enough that they need to address this on on and and have an actual person twenty nineteen of Asian descent playing

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Anti-vaxxers are one of the biggest threats to health on Earth, experts say

Radio From Hell

00:55 sec | 2 years ago

Anti-vaxxers are one of the biggest threats to health on Earth, experts say

"Thanks, rob Schneider. The World Health Organization said vaccinated, there's one of the most cost effective ways of voiding disease. It currently presents two to three million deaths per year and a further one point five million could be avoided if global coverage vaccines improved a drug resistant superbugs is another. One of the World Health organizations. On the list of a terrible than air pollution and climate change. And our president to tweeted over the weekend with there's bad bet, really cold weather, ripping the northeast and he said, oh, I love little global warming right now. That's not how it works dummy. Another global flu pandemic, they say the the World Health Organization says they believe the world is going to face another of a flu pandemic crisis in Volna Rable places over one

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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:36 min | 2 years ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"From Corolla. One studios in Glendale, California. This is the Adam Corolla show yesterday. Rob Schneider banned from the comedy lineup, Tim Dillon, Gina grant on news and Brian on sound effects. And now. He hates the players and the games. I'm coral on, got to get it on a judge. Curiel in tell the friend would love to share the show with a friend and could day Tina grand daddy, you ball Brian. I bet is rob Schneider. Everybody he is with the vengeance. Yes, I'm back real robs and show season two Ville now to binge on net flicks produces directs and he star by choice and stars at beautiful wive. We got stand up shows coming up in Sarasota Florida the weekend. That's mccurdy's. Comedy club are theater that is this Friday, Saturday. Sorry. Yeah, Friday, not sunny Friday and Saturday. This Friday, Saturday, and there's Jacksonville. That's comedy Joan. That's August seventeenth eighteenth in LA Hoya comedy store here over there. Yeah, August twenty four twenty five could see my friend. Good to see you. Great to be back here. We're having a nice conversation before the show started. I got high hopes for this one. Well, it was spawned by max Paddison. Do you know Alex Jones is? And I said, I not really. I've heard the name, but I don't really. No, who he is. I have this, this negative associated with people think of him as fire starter something, but I don't care. And then somebody said, well, you don't know Alice Jones's. And then I say, I sit next to drew and crew goes nuts over flatter Thor's and I keep saying him who cares? And he goes. And I go, what? What percentage of people think the earth is flat? And then if that percentage of people do think it's flat, you know what? What are we to do? I Wilson had parts of the earth are flat. That's right. That's right. Let's say that let's get. Avails salt flats, right? And the God damn name. So they're not one hundred percent wrong. No one's one hundred percent wrong. And then there's this other place called rascal Flatts. That's right that that band rascal Flatts outs fan. Yeah, but either way it's piece terra firma I'm sure that. Yeah, exactly what Ted this counters pretty flat. So you know, I don't. I, I'm only driven crazy that Dr drew is driven crazy by flat earth IRS, and it's a new thing where you have to tell everyone to get off it, like just let them let it go move on. I just think that there's a certain charge in that, and I'll be honest with you. I think certain elitism charge that they get off of that, like I need not only is this incorrect which it is, but I need to correct it so I can get the credit for correcting it. I can help these people. So there's a sense of this strange elitism. I find that especially from our friend Dr drew you heard me. Well, it's an interesting wiring that I think we all have, but I but here's my, here's my take on it. Maybe I should have this yourself. Have my no either direction. There's some nuanced arguments to make about gun control or registration, or when should it be legal? And then you could go, well, you gotta wait to your twenty one to have alcohol, but you can get a gun at eighteen and I go..

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"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Patrick Show

The Dan Patrick Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"rob schneider" Discussed on The Dan Patrick Show

"Don't mess with us at night was not. He wanted me to play the role. Rob Schneider is a cabdriver and he wanted to know Santa wanted to know if I could do. A Middle Eastern accent, and I said, no. And so rob Schneider got that role. And you know who's in that moving Emmanuel streaky. Yeah. Yeah. I missed out. So I've been working on my Middle Eastern accent just in case there's a sequel to Zohar. Yes. Were you like hosting sportscenter in Libya? What was your role in a movie? No. Cabdriver. Oh, oh, you're going to be the cat? Yeah, I was going to be cabdriver and I see the movie. And then I see the role that I'm gonna play. I'm sure rob Schneider is not pleased with this that I actually was offered the role. He got it. But yeah, he plays the cabdriver Cassandra go Danny, can you do a Middle Eastern accent? I go, no, it goes. All right. Well, I got a role as a cabdriver. I said, why can play the cabdriver? I can't do a Middle East. He goes, no, you have to have Middle Eastern accent. I say, I can't do it. So I missed out on that. All right. We'll close up shop what we learn what's store tomorrow, and last call for phone calls right after this. Attention jocks have had enough. I'm going to it and I'm the leader this revolution and sticking to sports. So join me a revenge, the jock right here on podcast one, I'll cover broad spectrum of what it means to be creative and that this and just the godly front to change the world down.

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MLB -- Masahiro Tanaka shuts down Shohei Ohtani, Mike Trout

Ed Randall

02:00 min | 2 years ago

MLB -- Masahiro Tanaka shuts down Shohei Ohtani, Mike Trout

"Wfan fm new york wfan twenty twenty sports atlantic clock i'm mike mccann after a tight well play pitcher's duel on friday night yesterday's yankee angel game was more of a slugfest gardner right let us go a gardy party the ties the game with run second deck in right john sterling here on the fan you think them with aaron judge in that austin role mind also clearing the fences the yankees cruise but with sunny graham amount may hit turbulent water hidden in the glove that ball is far has gone mike trout two doubles and a two run home run in the first four innings to run trout and the angels take a five four lead one out of the first five at game of his career angels even the series with an eleven to four win he's masahiro tanaka and garrett richards on the mound today pregame on the fan coming up at twelve twenty five at miller park the mets got on judah not from the worst but from the brewer bat first pitch to the right at better hit going back there it goes home run the day after the former yankee minor leaguer was sent a milwaukee joined the brewers hit parade that was a home run or maybe a field goal brewers putting up a seventeen six pounding and the mets how he rose the call on w scoreboard time red sox pulled to ahead of the yankees in the al as they beat the braves eight to six phillies are not the mls leaders they edged the toronto blue jays one elsewhere on the scoreboard rangers knocked off the rails for three hundred shinzo chew walk off homer in the tenth as blanked the diamondbacks three nothing white sox nationals also winning the raise got two hits in an rbi from former yankee rob schneider they knocked off the orioles five to one indians cardinals giants reds padres 'em mariners also posting ws.

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Why Thor is the best character in Infinity War

24 Hour News

00:44 sec | 2 years ago

Why Thor is the best character in Infinity War

"Name sir situation situation mike the situation tina announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend lauren peci posted a photo of the two on amerigo round they've had their ups and downs and have known each other since college amy schumer on the mend after being hospitalized with kidney infection schumer posted to instagram she spent five days in the hospital and had to cancel her appearance at the london opening for her new movie i feel pretty a former saturday night live cast member not a fan of alec baldwin's turn as donald trump bill stirred rob schneider tells the daily news that baldwin's dislike other president makes the impression less funny because he has a fuming.

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Watch Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool interrupt Hugh Jackman's birthday message

Colleen and Bradley

01:58 min | 2 years ago

Watch Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool interrupt Hugh Jackman's birthday message

"This is the mytalk now trending report what's this what's the latest trending online this afternoon would it be arbor day that is trending also hugh jackman is trending he's throwing a little shade at ryan reynolds after reynolds crashed hugh jackman birthday message recording it's all in good fun it's cute they're at cinema con having a fun time together rob schneider trending he has some opinions about his former shell saturday night live fairly rob is not here for alec baldwin's trump and prussian also trending today would be abba the band is reuniting and recording new material for the first time since nineteen eighty two also trending alexis bodell the actress says sisterhood of the traveling pants three could be happening could be a reality how exciting right that's what's trending here at mytalk now at five by witness news weather forecast today partly cloudy and windy with a high of sixty one tonight partly cloudy and thirty four and tomorrow partly cloudy and fifty seven by the way sunday going to be sunny and sixty eight currently it's mytalk studios it's partly cloudy and windy sixty one now you know what we know see more at mytalk one zero seven one dot com she did you wanna get a real taste of bradley trainer at his best you're going to want to check out that.

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