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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:43 min | 2 months ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Problem Pala if you go to the bank and ask for medication or you go to the pharmacy and ask for money, so that's become a little bit. This is what I'm saying. This is exactly what happened a problem. Two quarters day I was taking by mouth with food. Oh my Gosh, so you can cure Paula on your website. I came to power. I can depend like weeks with power. That would. Be My life in a very positive way then. You know a here's technique just happy that I use that. Maybe you could pass on which is if I'm trying to go somewhere to? Somebody's house for dinner or to an audition or to someplace where I don't know how to get there and I get lost. I do a thing where at a certain point. I will call the person where I'm supposed to be going and I'll say look I'm very very lost. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA try for fifteen more minutes. And if I can't get there, then I'm going home. And you know. What in all the years I've been doing that? Only one time did I have to go home, but once I establish that I only have to go through this really difficult thing for fifteen more minutes usually works out that I can find and so the. Motivation plays a big role into that right and seeing. The end of the tunnel right, so you really put some some time on your on your on your behavior that you know it kind of makes you relaxing the because you really have made a decision, right? They say well. I'll go home right. I think that's exactly what it is yeah. I sometimes get lost on my hippocampus. I've heard you get lost in the middle of a sentence. Paula it's happened. Yeah, now. Let me let me ask you. Paula has kind of her hippocampus. It seems. Are there other problems that she might have? That are related to that. You know at are, are there problems at ten tend to cluster around people who have this kind of spatial temporal dislocation? We haven't. We haven't really found anything. It is I mean we have thousands of people in our website with? I mean there's only one Paula poundstone. Okay, but there are a lot of people with similar symptoms like power, and so it's it's. It's not what we have found is not significantly related to anything because people were. Kind of speculating on memory problems, or or the reason why this has been described, you know. I'm not a non smarter than any of my colleagues have been studying. This was really coincidentally. We found this person, but this people got kind of mixed up with you..

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:13 min | 2 months ago

Crinkle, Crinkle, Little Star

"We're covering the things that we haven't gotten to really mean to get to man that feeling that you know that that feeling that it needs scratched of wanting to get around to stuff. You know my desk and I really thought for sure since I'm not traveling that I would. I would get it taken care of. And I started I was down like a couple of inches of paper bilge that builds up on my desk. I was down a couple inches. Yes, I'm going to see the surface of this desk before before. This virus releases us from its grip, and now it's super building back up again. Yeah Yeah. Yeah, it's frustrating. I! Do want to point out. Somebody has gotten something done. which is that Tony Anita? Hull took the initiative and went and ask our listeners before we recorded this show what they haven't gotten to or have been meaning to get to in their lives. And so with that in mind, I wanNA, bring Tony Anita Hill up to the Mike Tony on double duty this week. We have another thing for you later. What's on, but this one? You don't have to wear a pep blows for what's on the hot sheet. What our listeners saying? They haven't done to okay so Stephanie. Lundgren wrote I moved right before the stay at home order and I thought for sure I'd be completely unpacked and organized by now. I've been working from home, so it's not at all free time, but still. I See Oh Yeah. Oh that's the worst feeling as a person who struggles with OCD not being unpacked. I, have to tell you Stephanie. I think I was in one house for twelve years before I unpacked the last box. There's always a one box. That just has stuff that you probably never should have brought with you from the last place. Just. Couldn't you just couldn't think it and say goodbye, and so you still have it? And just sits around in a box for Twelve Years Until the cats pee in that box. That's usually that's usually what motivates we. We have a similar problem in this household and in some ways. It's worse because we bought this house. I'm going to say eight or nine years ago. and. We were living in an apartment before then and literally three weeks before we were supposed to leave the apartment and moved into. This house a pipe behind. Washing machine in our apartment burst, the whole place flooded dip fire department had to come and because of the water remediation. Process we weren't able to pack up our old apartment to move here. That had to be done by professionals. Wow! I didn't know there was such a thing. And some of those boxes were some. are still in our garage. Things wet, so you have boxes of wet belongings in your. Oh, you got to get those out you can. Boxes of wet belonging like a growth of mold. Bax Airs what you got. No, no, it's not the belongings. Themselves weren't wet. I want to point out that the flooding apartment wasn't like knee deep or anything, but it was A. Damaged the floor and stuff like that. No, that was a big flood I. Remember that I. Remember finding you and Jeannie. In the middle of the apartment in a tiny ship. And the Terni should talk to. Our tour! Wow So. There were professional packers. What does that have to do with the fact that you didn't open the boxes and take the stuff out I mean? Did it matter who put it in the box? Did you guys say to each other? It's not touched that professional packers put it in. No movers, the movers were allowed into put everything into boxes. My point is that because we didn't have time to pack up our own apartment all the crap that we were going to get rid of ended up being transferred to our new house. And you just haven't got around to. Condie, what was what was it? Marie CONDIE ING it. I didn't Murray Condo. It yet Maury Condo. What is it Tony is it? It's Murray Condo.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:17 min | 11 months ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Hi I'm renee covert XS pressed. And we're the host of the smash hit podcast. Can I pet your dog now. Alexis yes we got big big news. Oh since last we did a promo our dogs have become famous world. Famous world like stars on the Hollywood walk. Second big news. The reviews are in Take yourself to Apple Apple Time cashing in what you're going to hear we're happy is true. We're a delight a great distraction from the world. I like that part a lot. So if that's what you guys are looking for check out our show. What else can they expect? We've lapdog tat dog news celebrities with their dogs. All dog thing all the dog things so that interests you will get yourself on over to maximum fun. Every Tuesday on this day and unremarkable history Albert Einstein said does my toast all these lands if floor butter side down but it falls on my plate at welcome Greg. Oh you know. But he's Hey Paula any message this week for the fans of listening. Oh my God this. Is You know what this people can use it to go to work and go back from work. This is a long episode Adam exceptionally good news. You and I love doing this. PODCAST CAST Tony. Tony seems to have made peace with it but of course the only way we can continue making the podcast is if we attract more listeners. The best way to do that is through word of mouth from are deeply satisfied. Fans the problem is that for many listeners telling their friends and loved ones that they are. Nobody listens to Paula. The poundstone the comedy podcast listeners can be an awkward conversation so for a while. Now I've been writing simple sample dialogue each week to pave that road for our listeners. You have on occasion been skeptical. Here's where here's where. I'm getting to the good news this week on social media one of our listeners. SNER Ninette Brubaker. Tewksbury reached out to ask me how she might share with her friends and family over the holidays that she listens to. Nobody listens to Paula. 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It's something I haven't been sure how to say but this seems like the right moment I listen to. Nobody listens to Paula. The poundstone the comedy. PODCAST it's informative but mostly it's funny. It cleans my spirit with healing laughter knowing there is perfect it. Adam is often just plain wrong and Paula made a joke about Shirley's their teeth once for no apparent reason but but it's the imperfections that make putting on an old pair of jeans. After a long day of office work. I listened to episodes before I came here today. And I still feel-good Group. Wow now net brubaker tewksbury brother. That's fantastic. I'm going to listen to. Nobody listens to Paula. While bounce. Down the comedy podcast. And I'm switching to Elizabeth Warren. Well that was on inspiring and I would say a annette. If that does happen over the holidays you should say that. And if that doesn't happen verbatim then I don't know we have no advice for you. I know I think I've captured nenet. But but if if that's not her home life you know surely it's someone's house how many holidays he's had that communist regular. What I'm that's a great piece of dialogue? I'm sure does going to get us anywhere between zero and one listeners. Well you know Juarez Paula into the don't want to get the phone on in the show. All right hello. It's like totally right man. That's not going to get listener. It's such bullshit bullshit. I actually liked that one I did I I love you. She often the weekend after the game. We won't I hope you can go. Okay nobody's remember email address again is nobody listens to fall down gmail.com and you can find join me on Instagram facebook and twitter and you can find my remarkably soft Tripod Berlin t shirt with the self portrait on the left breast and the memorable quote on on the back at Paula. POUNDSTONE DOT COM. Try Bali's the best. That's our showed. Nobody listens to hosted by Paula. 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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

02:39 min | 11 months ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Way I've always defined it even when you add to it the parts that are older remain the same uh-huh like a song should be replicable. Not just sort of like you sort of improvising rhythm based on. It's isn't that kind of song. That's nothing what kind of song is vocabulary song. Okay Hey listeners. If you'd like to see anything at all about vocabulary songs apparently nothing get the phone. The phone yeah phone I really really don't WanNa get the phone long Ooh K.. Hello Mike Boom boom manual. Totally right about the fucking saw. Its members doc. You know something like that you know. Jay Z detail. Totally right thank you my she. How did she come up with a Song Jong like that? She is a bad thing. Hey I can't go there again. This time I'm married and I gotTa tell you that's just the same sort of thing my wife would you damn I got your back bed. I got your back. Don't want you to have my back. I go back I want you not to call back. Okay Mike Mike I for one thing. I can't even begin to tell you what your last name is. It's it sounds sounds like you start with A. B. and then you end with faithful marbles trump no oughta be an actor. What's the name of it? What's the I don't like a concert back? I gotta get back at all like hanging up again. Okay bye-bye Jesus Christ. I hope he doesn't call back all right now. Listeners if you have an opinion too strong as Mike and you I want to send us your original vocabulary song. We're at nobody. Listens to Bala poundstone a g mail DOT COM. That's where we are coming up Ogden. Nash wrote this rhyme about about chocolate. If some confectioners were willing to let the shape announced the filling we didn't counter fewer assorted chocks bitten into and return to the bucks. world-class confectioner Valerie. Gordon will be with us to explain how to make fine candies. That never get returned to the box. That's coming up. When we return earn on nobody listens to Paula poundstone.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

03:18 min | 11 months ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"They've capillary police yeah yeah because they were trying to use the plastic cuffs on her and she said I'm going to demand that we if you're out there if we really start to hate our listeners we will make a separate podcast that is our pre meeting that we have on the phone every day before every show because it's it can be excruciating because unlike this show Bonnie has unlimited rights to talk and Doggone itchy uses them and so like what she said yes guiding force in podcast so what you said yesterday was that your your your song last week was was useless like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare she didn't compared to share and she's she's saying she'd say useless Tony Anita how what did he say I said it was lame and she said it was Damn spot was last week's word that's exactly right my point is that we're is made of oak are not to be was last week's Word oh yeah that might help but that's really the only part I don't WanNa bring into the micro Shakespeare not having a hook yeah he rhymes quite a bit yeah Anthony Julianne now on you're saying something about Greeks agree yeah oh she's saying that Shakespeare's like Greek there's nothing to hold onto I don't it's bad enough on your on microphone Bonnie I I have to work on it I I just I need I need a song that sticks in my head okay so listeners if you're out there you might want to put on the ends that you've been using to write for our theme song contest and pick them up to maybe right the vocabulary word song for us because there's a big prizes definitely a bar of a hotel soap and fresh hotel hotel it's fresh autograph goes else's hotel soup that's hard to what's your soup today the ivory coming up Edgar Allan Poe wrote a man's grammar like Caesar's wife should not only be pure but above suspicion of impurity we'll see if we can pass the purity test when we return on nobody listens to Paula poundstone.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:51 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Career Unreal Candy There's candy raising they lay it back on you by talking about thoughtful Porsche you should be thoughtful and I just you know what know I do have a word do you I do we'd have to tell you one story okay the word okay so would I bunny put down that piece of paper was gone yeah I think he did take he didn't no she didn't she folded it okay but she doesn't understand in the folding of several papers there was a thick crinkly yes there was the crinkle folded you don't need to fold it Bonnie script all right so I have to tell you something that I didn't tell you all right so I went the other day a congress person in Santa Monica in our district are Congressperson Ted lieu who's a terrific Ted Lewis Great Congressman but it was like in his fancy ass backyard and Brentwood everything was sort of white and fluey and you know people they were all yes they were yeah no that's exactly what a waterfall there was a big huge pool there were it was all very lovely Brentwood valley it was it was lovely house in many tables and so it Ted lieu you know talked about some things he talked about impeachment he talked about guns silence he talked about I forget to Afghanistan and then he's great I follow him on twitter and then he told a story he told the story he said that the head of the NRA Lapierre's Wayne Lapierre Wayne Lapierre had taken for hockey player he's he had taken the money of people's donations for the NRA and come to in fact Beverly Hills and bought like a bunch of fancy suits very very expensive suits Wayne Lapierre was buying suits on dimes of the NRA members precisely okay he then said that he had had a meeting with trump wherein he asked him you know basically get behind the NRA and nothing about gun violence precise yes so he asked for see if anybody had questions after he had finished talking about all these topics and then I waited a little while and I raised my hand away while I race why you had and finally says yes you know you you know in the hat and and I and I stand up and I said well my my first question is did Wayne Lapierre's wear one of the suits when he talked to trump okay well this was the reaction that the entire backyard I want I said I said I have three questions I think we'll get through them quickly I said here's my first question I just thought I would bring a little pretty I don't even see that as eleven perplexing apparently Ted lieu she shared your view Tad fucking silence backyard you you have you have all you could hear hundreds of great jokes have you told I don't get that one at all you could hear what's the clinking of plastic cups from the people there to talk about the environment and then and then he sort of I couldn't hear me so I repeat it to the same reaction well yeah well well now it's just embarrassing because you know the joke is going to bomb I had a suspicion yeah because it just did yeah yeah exactly so it was touching golf wow you know and then I asked are we ever going to see all the the stuff that they've from the conversations that they've hidden the super secret account to trump server administrations secrets ever yeah and they roared laughter yeah yeah might have been released that one killed I think they were worried about you and it was just relief the so I'm Gonna I'm GonNa ask you a question yeah a word this week this this this portion well look at against Mrs. Culpepper Adam fell about it's never the the southern Gantry hand puppet that isn't actually a puppet artful portion from the raising his executive exiguous if Kevin culpepper night served such abortion at one of our affairs a woman considered trae it would have been a calumny ca calumny doubtable alum nate you said had had done that one of your functions are you in the captain no longer hosting functions the captain Atom Villa yes it pains me to say Kevin Pippa is deceased no yes I'm so sorry no I told you that in the past died in battle done bed in bed. He passed away actually at a function but a function at a function we're good at a one and she function he passed away maybe waited not slip and fall can call up a passed away from a toxic poisoning by dairy or poisoning bud dairy or cheese telling you exactly which cheeser dairy product and it was the golden that got him going to try one more time I thought we were almost done with this but if a word your word this we already stickle which meal to argue or insist stubbornly especially about trifles wow I didn't know that word existed but I think it it it explains the existence of the words stickler does it not it might some is I think probably really does it could not sounds like it absolutely does but do you have a sentence Adam continues to stickle over my remarkably soft tripod blend t shirts with the self I heard on the left breast and the memorable quote on the back I'm going to say I do stickle about Houston because as we keep establishing and then having unestablished joe the Tripod blend isn't a thing it is it's a remarkably soft tripod and I can't tell you how many people you know I sell my mercy in days on the road because I'm who's the guy from greenacres I don't know the guy who Mr Haney okay anyways is remarkably soft yes it is because it's made Adam tripod late of a tribe land must you stickle you're right miss cope ever I got sucked into that again anyway coming up Lenny Bruce said the American constitution was not written to protect criminals it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. That's a good one lenny we're going to talk constitutional law when we return nobody listens to Paula poundstone.

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

01:31 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"They are the best thank you so much as just absolutely fantastic Paula yeah clearly from all over America probably Touro all over America but sadly with the inclusion of Kenya's Ebonics America are lamented finished segment we longer have any way to promote those appearances man that sucks it's a shame because that means that no one will know that I'm GonNa be at the Birch Mayor in Alexandria Virginia on November fifteenth through the seventeenth that's three nights at the Birch Mirror Yeah November fifteenth sixteenth and Seventeenth and no one will get any advance word about my New Year's Eve at the North's Theater in San Francisco that no that's such a shame because the north is a great venue and you'll be there on New Year's Eve Tisco I think Kandla Zebina cast to get back on and Seventeenth in Alexandria Virginia Virginia so she can fly across the country the least you can do is find a way to get us to mention these dates on the show okay speaking of writing if you team song entry for us or short description of our show you can enter those contests by emailing us at nobody listens to Paula poundstone g mail dot com you could win a bar of hotel autographed by Paula poundstone. I just WanNa say this it's a bar fresh hotels nobody thinks you're going to use it and then send it to them all I just want to make sure that we're clear about that we'll be back after this.

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

02:36 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:57 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Little bit in her hind claw went through my left nipples very painful and and then a few weeks and by the way they're never happened before and all the years that I've had cats and then a few weeks later my other cat. I can't remember it was it might have been severance on my get get into severance all right but my right nipple another cat pierced nipple which reminds me and they're they're healing nicely. Thank you both of both of them because the left one took the lead one. It's been dragging its foot my left nipple dragging its foot well. I got a that was performing someplace. The other night and Benjamin applegate's mother Benjamin applegate as a young boy he was not at my show but his mother was at my show and she handed me this note from Benjamin applegate and Benjamin wants a soap because he's written a description. He wants a fresh part of hotels hope because he's written a description the show oh he's extorting us but again we just did that the frontier communication so are you gonNA. I'm GonNa read. We're essentially an epistle Tori podcasts at this point. I'm aw here it is No nobody listens to Paula. POUNDSTONE is the well intentioned but haphazard quest to solve the deepest mysteries of our society. The titular host first Paula poundstone supplies hilarious answers insights and every non sequitur inbetween meanwhile co host. You're going to like this. Adam felber and the colorful crew of the Ray Horsemen studios desperately tried to keep on track their guests taste tests and zoos worth of stolen animals. What more could you possibly want in a podcast? Let's keep titular when I I. It's taking the digging you I thought it was referring to my Nipple Pearson's. My you know the title title character here then I looked up the word Tischler and I'm even more insulted titular means having the title or name of an office office without having our exercise in the power duties employed by Benjamin not still ought to look at this language is not a young more Agila though this didn't have enough going on we had an appearance closed and appropriate not unclothed Adam felber teen Ruby said teen dress it. It's it's downright pickle. What does that mean Mattila Management Tanja no MRS culpepper? It's good to have you here on the talk to you so much now Mrs Cover to house the Captain Captain Gold is deceased dot for gotten gotten he died of trial talk schism tire taxes boy. Everybody knows that that's from cheese poisoning from cheese that is correct. Yes other kinds of dairy products but if it was cheese specific Guy Geez was so good never never get tired of that guy. Kevin called is deceased which reminds me I have a word a word of the week have word all the time we have it. Nobody listens to Paula poundstone. I WanNa thank our guests for showing up Anthony. Can you please move this ostrich. It keeps pecking at me. They are not supposed to eat flesh. Here's the word yes it's calumny. I know that word. It's a noun that means false and militia statement or accusation intended to damage another's reputation or slender. We've arguably to frontier communications all night. I'll use use it in a sentence. Yes get in call was once accused of being pusillanimous which was a damnable calumny. Thank you Mrs. This is called beverage. Benjamin applegate referred to serve as the titular host which was a damnable callum nate. I think Benjamin applegate meant you're the title character I don't. I don't think you know what the word means. I know what the word culpepper settle title down must be Miriam Miriam from the Dictionary Merriam the Mariam Thelma yes my partner Webster and I it was a Sitcom Character Eighties Anyway Frederick Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche who once said we should consider everyday lost on which we have not danced at least once and if this somber Bloomberg German philosopher believed in the power of dance then why not Paula poundstone will the Piper Pay Paula to teach ballroom dancing. That's coming up when we return on. Nobody listen to Paul about stone..

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:32 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"We're back. That was Nice Kevin Kelso. You're just killing it tonight. Okay that reminds me of something. What's that although all signs point to that I'll probably never be a paleontologist. Oh yeah this is a pretty great job with the exception of the fact that it actually it costs me money to make this podcast. It's the greatest job in the world. Here's the turn in the pool. Though Ooh we can only keep making the podcast. If our listenership increases we need listeners to spread the word I see so you're just jumping into this segment unbidden. Yes okay many listeners though don't don't feel comfortable sharing with their friends and loved ones that they are. Nobody listens to Paula. poundstone listeners not true so. I've written some simple simple dialogue log to break that conversational logjam which doesn't exist it. Does Adam people feel uncomfortable discussing in this and that's why I've created the simple sample dialogue. Try this okay listener. What do you do with that fitted sheet listeners friend. I'm trying to fold it here pinch. These these two sides together listener now. Let me show you start by gathering. These elastic parts together listeners friend ochre listener wait. Where are you on between the fall. Who is ner? Put your left hand in the flap you've made by folding and wrapped the quadruple layers of sheet around. You're right elbow. Listeners friend would no word listener or monitor the part. That's driving on on the floor for the whole thing in half not yet. I'm amy here. This is implausible listeners friend. How did you learn learn how to do this listener well. I've never known how to tell you this before but are listening to the comedy podcast. Nobody listens to Paul. Johnstone listeners friend good read where she had made a ton of money from frontier communication listener you would would new listeners friend Sir. Nobody Listens Diplo upon don't taught you how to fold fitted shoes listener. No no one knows how to fold a fitted shoot shoot. It's the only place where a robot replacing human worker mixing censored all thought I was going to suffocate inside this sheet one. Its No no how much happiness nobody else tennis brought me before I do please keep encouraging aging Paula to remind the people of the world that saving the Earth is urgent whether Rhonda Woods is kids can handle it or not listeners friend rent can listener showers and then we slowly fade to black yeah unless you have a and then things get brighter yeah but I can. I want the listener. Snow Adam felber a few minutes ago asked us if we could turn the lights down which is proof positive that the papa those brightened his world. I think I think Tony Anita Hull brightened our world by turning up the lights and I asked her to turn him down because you like to pride for you because the pop-publicity that's their claim at him but he turned me vampire or something your world world. That's a slogan pop ables. It didn't turn into a vampire. It didn't say anything about whether they taste good or not or how they are good for your nutrition or your digestive system. It simply said they brighten your world and I think we've proved that they do. I think you're right and look I. I hadn't noticed that this was on the pop ables bag before but it says warning may cause photo sensitivity photo sensitivity sensitivity to light off all right here on the bag that can't possibly after purified Stevia leaf extract probably making that up uh-huh. You found me out again with culpepper. Go next. You're seeing Mrs. It's not the right thing to do. It's another services Ellis's. You've committed evening. Please pardon that egregious Boehner on my part Mrs culpepper so I want to go back to your simple several dialogue second Iraq lattes because now not only are you recommending that people recommend mend our podcast recommending in this simple sample dialogue that they do so with their dying breath well if they must but why must they you know every cloud has a silver lining and also I want to say the way you've constructed this dialogue. Yes we're not not getting any new listeners out of it because it seems like the other person the listeners friend is also succumbing to his fixation in that fitted sheet in fact you wrote at the very end their listeners friend friend. I don't think I can get you out of there and it was very muffled voice. I don't think the listeners friend makes it either so loose framework. It is a scenario in which we lose a listener and a potential uh-huh rather than gaining them which is why it's so important that listeners spread the word. Nobody lives forever listeners. They're dropping like flies all right then all right well it was it was great to have arm and hammer cloud control cat litter supporting show this week and it's a special thing to me and you. I want thank them so much for doing so. You know my sure. I've told you this before that my doctor gave me some face masks yeah for when I sift litterbox is right now. I don't need it because you can see what I'm saying like. An autographed facemask can have that in lieu of a hotel so they could and Scott Franciscus is happy to pay the impact. He's not he's benefactor. He be POPs up on our facebook page from time to time that I advise everybody due to go visit yeah and he's never mentioned anything about paying for any stuff as you know what. He's very self effacing. He's not not a guy who waves his own flag. Do you know what I mean. He does it behind the scenes and quietly and I wanNA thank you Scott. He's doing it very quietly and on the cheap because he's not paying any extra money all right. Nobody nobody remember that our email address is. Nobody listen to Bala POUNDSTONE DOT COM. Yeah yeah all right. Nobody's remembered that an autograph chaos here tonight. Complete chaos dog assisted chaos. Captain Crinkle got an intern. I'm not getting any younger. I can't be generating all the noise it was. That's a good dog helper dog for deaf person. You know where your dog is all right. Let's let's let's get back for any you you can find me an atom on Instagram facebook and twitter and you can find my remarkably soft Paulie Blinn t shirt with the self portrait on the left breast and a memorable quote on the back at Paula.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

03:46 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"I've come clean now for eighteen months can be free of this paralyzing addiction to come into treatment center that specializes alliances and poundstone half-baked promises Malibu well you. You got me wrong yet I I. I'm not really an addict. I'm just a fan. Oh yeah that's what Lily said to Lily Ellie Lily Tomlin. She's been through half-baked promises. Come out the other side. Bill Evans gone about its poundstone problem which was very helpful Dick. Van Dyke is in treatment right now. Never too late to start living your authentic life. Janice kids it. It hasn't been that bad has it. It's Benny a fucking shit show their draft. It's been awful Daddy. I've been splattered with vomit in Taos with the wretched fumes uh-huh of Timmy's flatulence and then I had to descend down a well to rescue Jimmy. I'm only eight years. I really WANNA play with my seek when when Unicorn activity kid and instead we're on it and lists road trip to see Paula poundstone and it just never it ends here. It ends now. It's it ends with my Evalu- Nellie and and you Janice and I suppose to a lesser extent you timmy that I'm done. Thanks for the vote of confidence POPs. I'm done I'll go with you at Begley Junior and acknowledged. My helplessness in the face of poundstone not not not so much for face. It's her voice that utterly charming hint vocal fry what's wrong with my vocal fratto absolutely nothing. Janice you're right. I need to fall back in love with your vocal. Fry your slightly dry and fly away hair your dappled complexion at and I will add Bakley Junior. I am ready to make this journey journey with you. Good up in the back of my bicycle is just one hundred fifty miles okay slightly uncomfortable but I'll make the sacrifice for you Janice. I'll be thinking of you may to I'll be seeing you and all the old familiar places. It's it's our Song Janice. We had a song young. Don't don't you remember I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places that this heart of mine embraces all day through in Ogun quit main in sunny days in the rain in Hyannis mass every time timmy passes gas. I'll be seeing you in Nashville Clayton and La.. I'll always think of you that way. I'll find you in a wishing well L. and when the night falls in Malibu I'll be looking at the moon but I'll be seeing you affect promises also has. There's an effective vocal coach to have that to look forward to. Oh okay then well well. This is it goodbye kids by timmy bye bye but Nelly Janice here. You're my one and only I'll I'll be seen you can't get in the fucking car sure and get that fucking dog in to an S. Cannon Ed Begley Junior begin their long bicycle ride to Malibu we draw the curtains disclosed on Kenmore's Ebonics America brought to you this week by half-baked Promises Malibu when you need to free yourself from the addiction to Paula poundstone start your treatment half-baked half-baked promises uh-huh Malibu overlooking Malibu Seafood cafe on the pch see the ocean smell the fish and experience a new poundstone free lifestyle.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:52 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Make more have turned turned out to be absolutely true still making those suckers but this brighten your world thing. I gotta say failure World Brightening. No I feel my belly kind of coagulating. Oh adulation is what I well. We'll see if they brighten our world throughout the course of the show now well each weekend feels showing. I'll do because you know what this makes. Good listening yeah all right okay. Now you just new vocabulary capillary word havoc show along briskly tonight. Out of my vocabulary word for this week is exiguous exiguous. It's an adjective captain crinkle that means scanty diminutive meager scanty diminutive in meagher meagre. Yes everybody misses. culpepper colpepper denuded Zakim Abella be happy the big to use the word full you innocent before we get to them as cover for as long as you've dropped by house the captain and Captain Crinkle okay captain pappa captain culpepper kept in criminal. I understand they serve together again until she gave away his position during battle she you was billeting on the battle with today. Here's exodus in a sense ah I was given quite an exe- league. US portion of goals you mean you weren't given a big portion was he's giving none actually accurate and mild. My world is dark here here. Here you go. That's Oh ah come on ever see if you can crunch that feel my world brand. Jordan also at least it works on hand puppets have Brad World. How rather bleak outlook for now I feel Bradtha well now? You've had more than exiguous portion right. Yes thank you I'm pronouncing and MS vigorous. Thank Hugh Worse Villalba. You did touch my question about how the how the captain's doing captain. Captain Copeba is disease as you know I'd forgotten. I hate to bring up that painful reality at again. How did he die again. Frankly forgotten I'll give you a clue a poisoning from cheese. It was talks talks. It was trying to see week-to-week Cobra could remember the cause of her husband's. Trial talks which is poisoning by cheese or other dairy products at a particular. Geez was go to the Cottam Adam. I swear every damn time. You're on the show. I'm GONNA catch phrase. Does they brought up such a tragic incident. I hate. I hate to bring up painful memories but hearing it was the good that God is really what I'm here for arguing. The call was was an honorable man. He was cheese aficionado as well. Well unfortunately alrighty then coming up paleontologist George Gaylord Simpson wrote quote live action. Oh did you know him. A name sounds like one of your neighbors. They wasn't we've enjoyed more. The one barbecued together George Gaylord Simpson and I'm glad I'm glad to hear that pepper in addition to attending barbecues in your house he wrote life is the most important thing about the world. The most important thing about life is evolution thus by consciously seeking what is most meaningful. I moved from poetry Retrea to mineralogy to paleontology to evolution so my deep man. I'm sure he must be Simpson. was a very deep man was passed away no not yet stay away from the cheese. Mister Simpson so the question in is a Kobe but maybe you can answer this Kampala poundstone move from comedy to Paleontology. I would hope so I would do plus the final installment of Kenya's was Ebonics America and more theme songs including one by yours truly Adam felber. That's coming up when we return on. Nobody listens to Paula poundstone..

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

03:31 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"It's not really about you ed so much is improving. Policy performance seems almost completely uninterested in improving pony. Now really I just WanNa. I'm not getting quite enough work. I want to get a little more work now. I don't want to save any for Paula. poundstone onto Paula poundstone can get one day on a reality show that she might have gotten. I want that to all right goes. I haven't got you here under false pretenses. There's not really a job the television show that's being made. I I don't want you to actually existed job is in turn around and now it's set up at Sony. I think it's a big for me to come here thinking that you could get the job of Bob he could totally get this job. I think and pay for electric motor full disclosure. I get it the right here. What's going to happen guys? Hey Director. I'M GONNA ask you to breathe and you're in addition. Recall asking you to direct that up to you anyway of Geez. No thank you actually pushed. The plate achieves right next to me. I don't trust that she's at all got the captain Muslim okay so you read this description again. I want you guys to just take get in and then we'll start to see okay. I'M GONNA take it okay. Bob Therapist is seated in an Ergonomic chair with a half the brings his knees up above his hips. He Wears Tan Hand Tunic and Brown business slacks on one wall. There is a framed black and white photo of a naked woman lying on her side staring into the camera with one Mascara dripped tears coming down her cheek on the opposite wall. There's a photo of a man in the same style on the table. Beside Bob is a box of Kleenex and an intercom. Marta sits illegalities elegies on the edge of a sexual couch and the scene begins Elbow Freak you out by calling your name over the Intercom in the waiting room and very hard to get out of this chair Nice Nice to meet your Marta. I've got degrees up the Tutti but don't call me doctor. You can call me. Bob Alright probably told you we're a little Loosey goosing here at this trade for fifty years. I don't always go by the book but like to think I've helped some people what brings you the seamy. I don't know I just feel like I need to talk to. I didn't want to burden my friends awesome. Maybe when I talk to them. I just don't feel like I'm being asked to bring that down a little bit to make some more room for ED's character. I was thinking the same exact Zack. Thank thank you. I didn't WanNa say if characters going to kind of spread out and relax into it. I feel like you take it down. Maybe maybe thank you. You're welcome bed Paul. You WanNa do that line again. Yeah okay. I don't know I just feel like I need someone to talk to i. I don't want to burden my friends or maybe when I talked to them. I just feel like I'm not being. I heard well. I certainly don't think you're a third and that's a good place to start though you know that's the section with couch you move it anywhere. You feel comfortable. We're a little loosey Goosey in here. This is fine. Are you sure in here. This is your time you want to move a piece of sexual couch. You move it. No one thinks you're at Teradata near here. It's fine okay. I'll tell you what I want to start with a little gut. Check so what we're GONNA do sit up straight. Close Your eyes and breathe deeply as you can feel like an idiot closing my eyes. Don't worry about your thighs here. We go. I'm going to do with you.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

11:31 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Is what all the items review say. They will now <music> welcome back. Nobody's and thank you <hes> Gina Lucia Ni. Is it Lucia Ni interesting story. My family is originally from Italy but then they moved to Venezuela so they changed it to me but I will take Lucia Ni. That's Great Luciano Luciana Johny. That's fantastic. I understand J. deals that you were recently. Touring Konya playing on a Sunday is playing on Sunday service. Wow Yeah so we started in January. Sorry and you know went all through the spring and Coachella and everything so is a lot of fun. I guess yeah it was great. I loved it and then you came here. Yeah I mean it just keeps going up so yeah exactly trajectory of your life and big drop okay. Let's face it. Kanye has crested already. You know I think graduation was probably the best album tend to me. You are just rising your this. This is coming up next one. I'm not sure I could say that but thank you so much for being with us. Okay Paul I. I'm so sorry about that. Wall risk any. Can you move the Walrus off of her flute. That is disgusting. That is gross. We're GONNA have to pay for that flute. Okay now aw I wanted to ask you something. Listeners are concerned. How's the nipple? Oh my left nipple. Mike Catt Clue Joe of the hero always grabbing it when I ask You oh because just saying left nipple creates a cat pierced nipple like a month ago now. It's worried worried that it might be getting infected. I don't think he's infected. So much. As it's just still irritated it shouldn't be it shouldn't be now. You're left nipple expert nipple all just of any sort but I just nipple elegy. No okay okay so she has like velociraptor Hind large ten. I picked her up thinking I was comforting her and she managed to so by one of Claude aw right into my left and right into very painful. I do feel like I should have healed by now because I'd have to look back in the archives but I feel like that happened in early to mid July. You know I don't I don't get a regular newspaper anymore but I do get a trader Joe's thing circular and also a twenty percent off bed bath and beyond what I did was I rolled up my bed bath and beyond coupon and I did tap on the nose with it and say don't ever ever again bad cat bad cats released you dealt with a situation proactive but it's still tender is what you're saying a little bit tender Yeah Okay Yeah. If any listeners have some advice for what Polish it'd be doing with their cats or her nipple left one not right <hes> feel free to contact his fine finer fine. No it's fine to say but my right nipple say all right so Paul to change the subject quickly yeah. Do you have any messages that you would like to impart to our listeners this week. Thank you so much for asking been to a lot. It's been a it's been a crazy show Joe Joe yeah absolutely first of all Scott Francisco. If you could please cover us on that flute I would really appreciate it over one. The cost of the flute Scott Francis has he's a listener and a lot of listeners might want to think about this for themselves. He's a benefactor of our show. He's not and he's been paying for a lot of things. The only thing he paid for was the was the fact that he the postage due on the prize that he one from Marchisio assigned host hotel soap and as we've established many a time that was Tony Anita halt fault because he tried to put it in a standard envelope and mail it to him and offices like don't fucking do this yeah so he received a soap postage to and of his involvement as a benefactor vershow bellied up to the benefactor table any early on paid for the postage for the soap and since then he's been paying for various incendiary expenses and I think when a Walrus sits on our or floats flute yes that that's something that's got would be happy to pay for. I want to thank him ahead of time. I never thought I'd say this but let's move onto the simple sample dialogue. Am I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I get to get together with my buddies and make a podcast. That's full of laugh with a few few handfuls of helpful knowledge shaken not stirred with love and listeners respond to it so many nobody's telling me they're doing their part in the Thomas Coin Search. I feel confident. We're going to find him before bear finishes eating the challenging part is that we have to increase the number of fans of the show because that's the only way we can continue making it. The best way to do that is of course word of mouth well. Yes unfortunately many listeners find it hard to share with their your friends and loved Owens. Nobody listens to Paula poundstone listening. I think so I have written some simple sample dialogue to break that trail. I gotta say Yeah every week. We do the simple sample dialogue and every week you introduce it with this with this somewhat long winded explanation of why we're doing it. That's why I wanted to say well. If you'll look the Walrus right now he is riveted right because he's never heard this for a lot of other loser like we get a simple on the edge of his seat waiting to hear what these pulling himself closer to you by his tusks. What did what they okay? Try this walrus listeners friend. I've known you my whole life. We went to school together from kindergarten on. I never even knew you liked country music and here now oh you've written almost every hit on the country music charts listener. I do like country music. It often tells their relatable story. I love Johnny cash and I always I thought Dolly Parton was underrated. Listeners friend with lots of people think that and they haven't come up with hits like I had heartache for breakfast and I'm still full in my eyes are up here honey dear and hold me like you do the TV remote and I'll change your channel boy. You've scratched me off your honeydew list and and Lord make my last bite a cinnabon. How do you do it listener well? I've never known how to tell you this but I've I've been a nobody listens to Paula poundstone listener for a year now listeners friend and she teaches country music songwriting listener. No Oh but there's lots of information like Kleenex isn't good for the pipes. It's just it's such a funny and creatively free show. It's sort of lit my fuse listeners nurse friend. Wow I'm going to have to listen my heart could eat a slice of that pie listener hold on. Do you have a pen you mind if I use that. That's your simple sample download this week. Yeah a listener who what about that made you think it wasn't well because it's so incredibly fanciful that in a fence and fall into posit somebody reaching the top of the country charts with some very specific song names yes but that hasn't happened. Oh No it has it. It has no google any of those songs and none of them are at the top of the country charts. This is the sort of thing that could happen. This is what we're looking for. We're looking to bring you you know and I think you think that it's going to be Moldova all the time I mean yeah huge impact on the United States and the rest of the world with our podcast and that's not how it's going to happen. It's going to be one listener at a time but it has to be a real listener yeah. That's the thing Paula poundstone. There's no real listener who fell down a well. There's no real listener who became inspired by our show and became a top selling country songwriter none of this. Are you gonNa tell me that you've scratched me off. Your honeydew. List is an atop country song. Yes all right. Nobody's remember email. Our email address again is nobody listens to Paula poundstone g mail dot com and you can find me and Adam on Instagram facebook and twitter her and you can find my remarkably soft try poly blend t shirts with self portrait on the left breast and a memorable quote on the back at Paula. The POUNDSTONE DOT COM ironic isn't it. It's the left breast. It is the fresh where the self portrait where healing self portrait abides fairly isn't healing nearly as fast as it should. That's our show nobody listens to Paula poundstone hosted by Paula poundstone and yours truly Adam felber produced by Paula poundstone Adam felber Bonnie Burns Ken Lizanne Nick and Tony Anita Technical Direction by Ray Horsemen and mixing by Anthony the Animal Alfaro special thanks to our Special House Ban Tonight Gina Gina Lucille and Yvette Holdsworth. Thanks to John Lewis His web series lost in Moldova premiers this week and special. Thanks again to the Great Jay deal. Thanks J. This this week. Our security muscle is provided by banned the Hobo Liz ebonic transcription services for the show provided by transcribe me for your Special Paula poundstone discount use Code Paula poundstone John when placing your order at transcribe me dot com. That's our show for tonight. 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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

06:40 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"The bottom of a well surrounded by rusty oil derricks and a Hobo cooking beans over campfire. His family is rushing to the rescue and can may reach him in time. It's probably Cate Blanchett playing timmy yeah. She's amazing. It could be her yeah. I think it is. She's amazing anyways. That's where the story stands so. Let's let's start the road trip we call Ken Lezak Knicks America. It is over here past the Hobo cooking beans every partners and your son is down the well over Yonder crepet tatum wants to means. We'll take some for the car right now. We've got to get to to me I can hear him. That's him Tammy Emme way here son. How the fuck did you fall down a well? It was does fall. Don't need the Goddamn never mind about that right now. Let's form a human chain. Hold onto my hand Janice a lower you into the well Nellie climbed down my back down your mother's back grab onto her hand and reach for Timmy what you never paid for gymnastics classes for me. They were always for Timmy. I don't have the flexibility to do this. The surge of adrenaline with a human life at stake will make it possible possible. Go Nellie remember your brother's. Life depends on you hard right. Here's my thank you for all the those e Azam Nelly <music> Nami flatulence just getting a fucking well Nellie look. I'll make this easier. I'll take off my t shirt when you reach the bottom of our human chain lower it to timmy and he can grab it. Wait what Kinda T. shirt. Is that get. There's some poetry it on the front and there's a quotation on the bad. Don't worry about that now. Our son's life hangs in the balance knowing take the t shirt and climbed down on over our backs. Okay here I go. I'm mowing the T shirt to you. Grab onto into it. I'm trying but it so saw it slips through my fingers. I can't gain purchase God. This t shirt is like silk. What's it made of try poly blend and once legendary fabric? It's like butter of course there's no friction in a tight around your waist. Oh No daddy if he wraps the t he should around his waist. It's going to exert pressure on his abdomen as we pull him up so rusher on Timmy's abdomen with his gastric history history you wanted coming and going. We have no choice to me tie off the tee shirts. Okay pops all right now. We're going to pull you up one two three three constriction on my abdomen. It's like being in a vice grip on. I'm feeling sick the ice getting there. Oh God this is like Dan Marlins. He pulled comes. Oh we made it. Oh He's out of the will lay down on the ground here timmy you're safe. We did it but is he still breathing. No Timmy talked to me son. Nothing he's dead. He's dead. Ed is dead. Get a mirror. Hold it up to his mouth see if he's breathing Hobo. Give us the Shard of mirror you used to shave with. There's a souvenir ear from gadsby tavern. Alexandra George Washington shaved their Alexander is also home to America's legendary music hall the Perch Mirror Iconic Comedian Paula poundstone as their November fifteen sixteen and seventeen cut the travelogue and give us the Mirror Hobo okay be that way Cami Timmy. I you breathing <music>. Oh he lives. He's alive is alive yeah. You're a little late spot. We did it by ourselves. Don't be disappointed spot. We've triumph at last we escape the Justice League of costumed costumed characters timmy out of the will. It's time to celebrate. Let's head to <hes> if you say Alexandria on November Fifteenth Seventeen Sixteenth and seventeenth. I'm going to kill you join us next week as we find out if Janice actually kills her annoying husband Ken Liz ethnics America America's brought to you by Potomac power the energy drink that slows you down drawn from the waters that flow through Washington. 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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:55 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Off. Homework teaches your child that they can take steps that requires to do homework. Like, no that they have. The best thing apparent can do for their student who struggles with homework is do whatever you have to do and pay what ever you have to pay to get them into misdoings class. Jason shine is lead detered the Brighton school. Jason. Thank you so much for being on our show. Thanks so much brain hall. We'll be right back on. Nobody listens. To Paula Poundstone after this. Is there a dull Anna car out of bar on the street? I'm Allegra Ringo. A small dog owner, my stash e house when she's excited, and I'm really covert a big Doug owner, my dog tugboat tips over when he sleepy and we co host a podcast called can I pet your dog that airs every Tuesday, we bring you all things dog. Yes, dog news dog tech dogs. We met this week. We also have pretty famous guests on but legs gonna let them talk about the projects. Now just want to hear about those dog. We don't wanna hear about your stuff only your dogs. So join us every Tuesday on max fun. Hello. This is Amy man. And I'm Ted Leo and cast called the art of process. We're talking about how the creative process is in itself. An art form in our opinion, there underline forms and structures. The service the scaffolding for any creative endeavor. We've been looking over the past year to talk to some of our friends and acquaintances from across the creative spectrum to find out how they actually work. We weirdly don't know as many musicians as you would expect new episodes. We'll be coming every other Monday starting January twenty eighth so please, listen and subscribe at maximum fund dot org, or wherever you get your podcast. Thank you. Okay. Paula poundstone. We are pulling into the home stretch. Yes. It is. It's almost time for us to go. And so I I want to thank our sponsors. Hellofresh. You can go to hellofresh dot com slash Poundstone. Eighty and enter Poundstone eighty and all the food in the world will be yours that might be an exaggerated off. Thanks to our new sponsor, mod cloth. Remember it when you go to M O D C L O T, eight dot com. Enter code Poundstone at checkout and the world is you're always ter-. I love it. But you know, we're talking about things that will bring joy to people's lives. Let's talk about the nobody listens to Paula Poundstone t shirts for maximum fun. We have those don't we we have them. And they say I'm wearing one right now in one room. I am wearing one right now. And it says a nobody listened to Paula Poundstone on the front. It's lovely dark color and in the back. It's got a got an interesting quote from Paula Poundstone from the podcast. It's got a piece of advice from the. Right. And you can get those at max fund store dot com. Yeah. So you should probably do that. And then also all right. I don't like to toot my own horn. But I have a remarkably soft. Try poly blend shirt that's available at my website. It has a self portrait on the left breast and a memorable quote on the back. Yeah. And it's it's great. I'm happy to say that some of our listeners are starting to chime in on line and actually take my part in his in pointing out that there is no such thing as a try poly blend. But you're sure it is wonderful. There is my shirt as remarkably. So try Polly shirt, and it's available at my website. WWW Paula Poundstone dot com. If you want to submit a theme song or needed vice or have spotted Thomas corn and talk to us about it. Emails at nobody listens to ball of Poundstone at g mail dot com, and you can follow both Paula and me on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Well, that's our show for tonight. Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone is hosted by Paula Poundstone. Yours truly Adam Felber produced by Paula Poundstone. Adam Felber, captain crinkle, Bonnie burns can Liz Nick and Tony Nita hall technical direction by Ray horsemen especial. Thanks to tonight's. How span ukulele player onion, Lena Lucero, Colin? I'm never get tired of saying your name and thank you. And thanks to our guests. Genie BAC end Jason shine our head of security was Tonio. Whoa. Yes. She's. Yeah. She's monstrous, you way, more like, Tony Nita hulk. We step out onto Miranda street tonight. There's going to be like bodies just laying the ground hit the floor where she flipped a map. It was slow motion with bullets flying everywhere Harnett. Yeah. Transcription services provided by transcribe me for your special. Paula Poundstone discount. Use code Paula Poundstone when placing your order at transcribe me dot com, and Paula I hope that none of your passwords online are also Paula Poundstone because we've been giving them away all night. My passwords. Yeah. What do you mean? Your personal passwords. None of my leg. Your Bank accounts, though. No, okay. No, no. That's good. Might know. My my passwords are. I wasn't going to tell you my passwords. That's crazy. Well, anyways, that's our show for tonight won't somebody. Please listen to me. Say Palestine old buddy? All nobody listens. The following the but we which name. Addicted to over to the same won't you this? Paul poundstone. Maximum fund dot org, comedy and culture, artists owned listener supported.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

03:15 min | 1 year ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Do you want to hear the definition? Yeah. It's also in the Oxford English, dick. No, it isn't. Yeah. So listen to this a tripod blend. A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast and is supposedly used to craft her fine line of shirts used in a sentence. These sorts are made from a remarkably soft try blend. Note the use of the word fictitious in that. Yeah. I think that validates whatever saying except that it says that it's fictitious tissue, which means it doesn't exist. Now. That's a typo. No. I don't think so type thing that might be a typo has been driving me. So crazy, I don't have hair. But I would have pulled it out by now over this. So I went and found another source that argues that the polyp Poundstone at Paula, Poundstone dot com t shirts are made of a try blend involving cotton tripod, try blend. Do you know where I found that piece of information at Paula Poundstone dot com. I wanna all listeners to go to that website right now. Because it says it says it's a try blend t-shirt. It does not say try Holly. Yeah. That's a typo. No, I'll tell you why. Because the guy who does my website, you know, because I have somebody maintain it. And he he judged by the letter and last month was tight for me. I'm not making as much money as I as I need to. So we talked it over and it's just put for now poly blend, but it is in fact to try poly blend. He didn't put poly blend either. He said tribe land, what is called involves cotton. Yeah. And that is the truth that you can't change it. You know, what I have to tell you one thing. And it's not on this topic. Okay. Shock. The other day. I was trying to schedule something my manager bunny burns whose us one of the producers on this show. We were trying if he's on her lap. She thinks she multi tested said she's like fairly casks. She negative tests e. Okay. So the day. So I'm on the phone with her and we're trying to schedule. In fact, I think at time where I could appear on another podcast. I can't remember which one it was stories momentum podcast. But. We're trying to schedule it and I- frustrated about my time because I have no time for anything. And so I said why can't do Tuesday mornings because I have a nine thirty appointment on the phone. She goes, I'm guessing therapy. Wow. And she wasn't kidding. That was like, I'm guessing therapy. Like, okay, that's not insulting enough. I'm guessing therapy. In fact, no guessing, I don't have time for therapy. This is the closest thing to therapy. I can come of this this show that and sometimes I what I do is. I rubbed. My Twi poly t shirt on my cheek what you think and that's done. That's a comfort to me. We have not shirts coming out for this show. Right. You brought it right back around to the which is absolutely stunning. But yes, my go-to HTTP colon slash slash maximum funds. Store dot.

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"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

02:20 min | 2 years ago

"paula poundstone" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Thank you Doug turnquest. If you have a question for Paula, Email it to nobody listens to Paula Poundstone at g mail dot com. And if you have a theme song for us, Email it to the same address, nobody listens to Paula, Poundstone gmail.com. Paula I know you're always on the road. That's kind of thing that Paula Poundstone does. What have you got coming up? Well, Adam on September seventeenth at the new roads school in Santa Monica. I'm hosting a panel of experts to talk about the effect of screen devices on kids, brains on September. Twentieth Albie at the criterion theatre at the call your center in Medford Oregon and on September twenty. First, I'll be in Chico California. My publicist right now is learn Vancouver Canada, jenning up audience members for my Chico date going to be in Chico California at the lexin auditorium. You can get all the information at my website WWW dot Paula, Poundstone dot com. And I think you can even get. Tissue. And before we go into the kind of t shirts, you offer there and we will get to it. As soon as we stop recording, I'm gonna cut you off because nobody listens to Paula, Poundstone art, complete soft, try. Try Polly plans are show is hosted by Paula Poundstone self portrait on the lead yours. Truly Adam Felber memorable remarkably memorable. Those quos by Paula Poundstone Adam, Felber bunny, burn skin, Zevnik, and Tony, Anita hull technical direction by Ray horsemen special. Thanks to. Tonight's house spanned tuba virtuoso, Doug turnquest and to our guest lily Pettit. Tonight's burly security guard is Joan Glickman. You know, the tripod is very. Very, very so sign off time. Yeah, that's our show for tonight. You guys. Thank you so much want somebody, please listen to me. I think Paula makes a good point. Maximum fund dot org, comedy and culture, artists owned listener supported.

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