35 Burst results for "nate"

Jussie Smollett's defense attorney says he is a “real victim” of a racist and homophobic attack in Chicago in January 2019

AP News Radio

00:46 sec | 4 d ago

Jussie Smollett's defense attorney says he is a “real victim” of a racist and homophobic attack in Chicago in January 2019

"Opening opening arguments arguments have have been been heard heard in in the the Jesse Jesse select select case case prosecutors prosecutors have have told told Chicago Chicago jury jury jussie jussie Smollett Smollett had had gotten gotten some some hate hate mail mail but but the the producers producers on on the the hit hit show show empire empire did did not not take take it it as as seriously seriously as as he he wanted wanted them them to to so so they they say say he he concocted concocted a a stage stage beat beat down down and and listing listing the the help help of of a a pair pair of of brothers brothers who who work work with with them them on on the the show show special special prosecutor prosecutor Dan Dan Webb Webb telling telling the the jury jury in in opening opening statements statements reporting reporting the the fake fake hate hate crime crime became became a a real real crime crime in in part part because because Chicago Chicago police police spent spent about about three three thousand thousand hours hours on on the the investigation investigation for for their their part part the the defense defense insists insists that that smoke smoke was was a a real real victim victim of of a a real real crime crime defense defense attorney attorney named named Nate Nate Luce Luce telling telling the the jury jury that that the the brothers brothers a a tax tax bill bill that that because because they they didn't didn't like like him him and and that that there there was was a a third third attack attack or or involved involved I'm I'm Oscar Oscar wells wells Gabriel Gabriel

Jesse Jesse Jussie Jussie Smollett Smollet Chicago Dan Dan Webb Webb Nate Nate Luce Luce Bill Bill Oscar Oscar Wells Gabriel Gabriel
Unpacking the Single Worst Poll for Democrats With Pollster Richard Baris

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:52 min | Last week

Unpacking the Single Worst Poll for Democrats With Pollster Richard Baris

"With us right now is a friend of mine and he reached legend status in the Pantheon of heroes of the Charlie Kirk show as he went to like two a.m. on the night of junkins win and the near win in New Jersey. He's a good man, big data poll, he's smarter, and better looking than Nate silver. It is Richard barris Richard. Welcome back to the Charlie Kirk show. Hey, Charlie, thanks for having me on. Happy Thanksgiving. You too, every time you know I have to mention Nate silver. It's important. So it is. You guys came out with some very compelling new polling, what's going on? I want to go piece by piece. So go through it methodically, the floor is yours. So, you know, the birds eye view here, Charlie, is that the issues are just really coming around to bite Joe Biden. Come on, your show, others, and I've been saying this for months that Joe Biden's approval rating in the beginning of his presidency was artificial. And what I meant by that is that he never received time marks on any issue except for COVID to include the economy and that once it became clear that COVID was a pandemic, and the president did not have that much authority over a virus particle that that would be an impossible campaign promise to keep, and he would begin to collapse. As that has happened, some votes his numbers. So now for the first time, we do have them below 40, 39.8, which is we always do decimals. And that is, you know, trending right along with his COVID approval, which is now a majority disapprove. And he's barely struggling to be in the forge. So Richard, who the heck are these 39% of America that thinks Biden's doing a good job? Yeah, you know, there's most of them, honestly, are Democrats holding on, even though there was definitely fracture this month in his approval among

Charlie Kirk Nate Silver Junkins Richard Barris Richard Joe Biden Charlie Covid New Jersey Biden Richard America
Pollster Richard Baris Answers Our Virginia Questions Ahead of the Razor Tight Tuesday Election

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:51 min | Last month

Pollster Richard Baris Answers Our Virginia Questions Ahead of the Razor Tight Tuesday Election

"So Richard, you are your smart, much smarter than Nate silver. I say that every time you come on and you get things right, you do a terrific job and you're the best with polling and political predictions that I've seen, and so let's talk about what's happening in Virginia. Let's just kind of let's take this piece by piece. We got about ten minutes to go through this. Where was this race 6 months ago and how and why did it develop into the tight race it is today? Yeah, I mean, even a month ago, Charlie, you know, McCall, he was former democratic governor who left supposedly with an approval rating around 54%. This should really not have been a race of Virginia is even with the current climate, Virginia is, you know, had Joe Biden one at ten points, 54 44. What really is going on in the last 8 months or so 6 months, Democrats began to erode support in Virginia and it's coming from independence. The democratic base is a little leakage there, but it really is coming from independence in third party voters who supported Democrats last November. And at the end of the day, Glenn young turned the page almost at the perfect time. And it wasn't only him he had help, but the public education issues soared to the forefront and Democrats, the whole time throughout these last few months, wanted this to be about Medicare, expansion, Medicaid expansion. Trump, amazingly. And of course, about the pandemic response. And instead, Charlie, three out of the four top issues are Republican environment issues. So jobs in the economy is number one. Taxes inflation, cost of living is number two, and now three is public education. And four is coronavirus. So it just turned up a call of all the perfect storm. You know, I turned all the political stars aligned for junk and we see he's got to lead now. He

Virginia Nate Silver Glenn Young Mccall Charlie Richard Joe Biden Medicare
Chris Rock Says He Has Covid-19 and Urges Doubters: ‘Get Vaccinated’

Bill O'Reilly Weekend Report

00:18 sec | 2 months ago

Chris Rock Says He Has Covid-19 and Urges Doubters: ‘Get Vaccinated’

"And Chris Rock on Sunday said he had been diagnosed with Covid 19 and sent a message to anyone still on the fence to get vaccinated the 56 year old committee and wrote on Twitter Guys, I just found out I have covid trust me. You don't want this Skip vaccinated. Rock has previously said he was back. Nated with the Johnson and Johnson

Covid Chris Rock Twitter Johnson
Chris Rock Says He Has Covid-19 and Urges Doubters: ‘Get Vaccinated’

Bill O'Reilly Weekend Report

00:18 sec | 2 months ago

Chris Rock Says He Has Covid-19 and Urges Doubters: ‘Get Vaccinated’

"And Chris Rock on Sunday said he had been diagnosed with Covid 19 and sent a message to anyone still on the fence to get vaccinated the 56 year old committee and wrote on Twitter Guys, I just found out I have covid trust me. You don't want this Skip vaccinated. Rock has previously said he was back. Nated with the Johnson and Johnson

Covid Chris Rock Twitter Johnson
Eating the Foods Your Genetic Background Needs With Dr. BJ Hardick

Dr. Jockers Functional Nutrition

02:32 min | 2 months ago

Eating the Foods Your Genetic Background Needs With Dr. BJ Hardick

"I know you work obviously with different clients. All over the place in your clinic is in london ontario. Yes right and talk about your experience working with people and really helping them. Adapt more of a ketogenic and nate lifestyle using intermittent fasting. Things like that sure. Well the first thing just trying to move towards more of a ketogenic lifestyle when you're actually eliminating grains and sugars is even though there's a lot more awareness right now people still freak out when they're told you can't have grains you can't have sugar right and a lot of times people say well wait a second you know. These are foods of the earth. The mother nature gave us pineapples and oranges and pears. And all these things we tell those be bad for you. And i always go back to this and and i think first of all you have to recognize that people have different. Genetic backgrounds are gonna processed foods differently They're going to have different types of metabolism. Some people based on where they're where they're from the world may do better with one type of food than another but in principle when you think about the higher sugar foods and the ones grains that turn into sugars. You know the reality is you know. I'm a northern caucasian. I would not be from a part of the world are pineapples are growing year round saying well what would my culture have thrived now it starts to get a little dicey when through the years. Go on twenty two in me and you find out that five percent this. I said it's not always necessarily black or white. So i do believe in listening to your body and seeing how you should in the first place but the first thing is when you tell people to eliminate these foods that they could. Actually you know a mother. Nature's foods are god's people say well that's not right because i'm supposed to eat those tax and the reality is you have to also differentiate not just. How's your body's supposed to eat but are you really trying to deal with some type of illness or a disease because there are certain illnesses that can do better under certain diet programs even though those changes are associated with the cause of the best one for example is sealy people if need gluten but consuming. Gluten doesn't cause ceac right so same thing with you know if somebody has information and they have gall bladder issues while they probably shouldn't have a ton of fat all at once but just eating fat. Your whole lifetime isn't going to give you those gallbladder so we could go on and on and on about that i. I had a friend who was dealing with cancer not consuming any fruit. Well we've never suggested that consuming fruit gave you the cancer. But we do know that getting into this state where your body's not having relied on sugar is going to benefit the immune system to help nutrition. Yeah exactly so so you have to look at it. I doing this for some clinic. Some clinical name. Or am i doing this because it is just the way my body was designed writers

Ontario London Sealy Cancer
How ESPN's Poker Programming Has Failed

Cracking Aces

01:43 min | 3 months ago

How ESPN's Poker Programming Has Failed

"I do think that's where poker on. Espn has failed. Recently is developing new characters in new storylines and getting the introducing the common dive flipping channels. Oh maybe i'll turn on wwl and scotty win as example. Is this the first thing that always comes to mind. Where i was put on the third feature table when i had a ton of chips because scotty winner greg raymer would ever had to be on. The main table was like it's twenty twenty. What we still follow me like. What are you still doing here like. Why are we still just doing these. Same guys over and over and over instead of developing especially getting like the twits guys onto the feature tables who they have already developed a following and now they can expand it. And that's my one. Hope is that was idiots from northern europe. New new blood is always better here. This stuff you talk about all the time. I like some of those old older school. Pros are still entertaining. Some are not useful talking about them adding that much the broadcast. It's just like are. We really going to beat off miss belgium forever. I think some of the new school pros that people are like robots really. Aren't you just have to give him a chance to get like overpowered by the loud guy like a personality season example. Is nick betraying below. The students hull. But he's not allowed like his beer reviews and stuff are some of the funniest things are seen But he's not going to be the guy who's like very obviously funny. You have to get him in an interview to see something. Funny like I wanna make those people more famous. I wanna give them more time. Because i think that poker needs new blood and we can't just keep relying on like. Oh yeah you're on. Tv two kids go and everyone cared more. Let's just keep feeding this to people. I think they're kind of tired of it. We need some new

Greg Raymer Scotty Espn Northern Europe Belgium Nick
Cyber Citizenship Education Is Essential

Recorded Future - Inside Threat Intelligence for Cyber Security

02:03 min | 3 months ago

Cyber Citizenship Education Is Essential

"Scholars and researchers from the think tank new america recently released an education policy initiative titled teaching cyber citizenship bridging education and national security to build resilience to new online threats. The report outlines challenges facing educators when it comes to preparing students for the online world describes the broad spectrum of reasons why it's important that they are properly prepared and provides resources and potential solutions for communities and school systems to adopt joining us. This week are two of the reports. Co-authors lisa guernsey director of new america's teaching learning and tech program and peter w singer strategist and senior fellow. Stay with us. This really was a meeting of the minds report. In many ways the subtitle is bridging national security and education and that's because My my colleague and co author on the report peter singer. He's in the national security world. I'm in the education world and the two of us were both recognizing at around the same time that there were some really big issues To grapple with when it comes to the way students. Today's youth but also adults are are taught about how to see and verify what's coming across their screens online and the social media platforms that they're experiencing And that this has repercussions for national security but it also has a lot of for what we're teaching students in school and how teachers are equipped to do that kind of teaching so that prompted us to to pull this together. We have working with cyber florida. Which is a partner on this project with us in our co-authors Nate fisk and jamaica anderson at a big role in this as well. But we wanted to start pulling these threads together on the national security side and the education side.

New America Lisa Guernsey Peter W Peter Singer Nate Fisk Jamaica Anderson Florida
U.S. Ramps up Wild Horse Roundups in Drought-Stricken West

Environment: NPR

02:20 min | 3 months ago

U.S. Ramps up Wild Horse Roundups in Drought-Stricken West

"Throughout this hour we've been following how the rain and wind from hurricane ida is punishing the southeast. But we can't forget that all this is happening. While the west is experiencing severe drought and that drought is not just affecting humans. Wild horses are dying. Due to a lack of water the federal government is trying to save them by rounding them up and adopting them out across the country but as nevada. Public radio's nate heggie reports. It might not be the solution. It appears to be black helicopter. Swoops past a group of wild horses running across western. Utah's high desert. It's mid morning already on. The helicopter is trying to herd them into a corral. Lisa read is watching the action while sitting on a blanket under an umbrella. The helicopter works like a sheepdog. It works the horses from side to side guiding them to the direction that he wants them to go read is with bureau of land management. Right now. her agency is in the middle of a huge emergency campaign to get roughly six thousand. Wild horses like these out of the desert and into private stables or pastures across the country. That's because the drought in the west is so severe this summer. That it's killing horses. People wanna say let mother nature take. Its course but boy. That's the stuff. Nightmares are made of reed remembers reading reports about a small group of wild horses who died from dehydration during the west last severe drought two decades ago. There was one full. That was still alive and It was nursing off of a dead mom. That's heartbreaking wild horses rounded up. Today are faring better not by much at a nearby row. Some of the mayor's look got you can see their ribs and their hipbones and that is definitely a direct impact from the drought unlike other desert critters such as bighorn sheep or mule. Deer the federal government. Can't just let wild horses die off. They're protected under a fifty year old. Federal law it mandates. A set number of healthy horses living on healthy range lands. But lately the beale has argued that there are too many wild horses on those range lands. That's creating unhealthy conditions and the drought is just making things worse so the rounding them up and adopting them

Hurricane Ida Nate Heggie High Desert Federal Government Bureau Of Land Management Nevada Utah Lisa Reed Beale
Overcome Your Limiting Beliefs

Being Well with Dr. Rick Hanson

02:38 min | 3 months ago

Overcome Your Limiting Beliefs

"Last week we talked about some of the big kinds of us people can hold about themselves and the world and particularly we started talking about some of the ways where those views can hold us back so for the body of today's episode. We're going to go through and identify some of the big categories of common limiting beliefs. Block sir unwise views however you want to refer to them. We'll talk through them a bed and then we'll explore what we can do about them. So does that sound good. Well just jump in. I'm gonna tell you now. This really neat little process. That i just kinda came up with recently so i'm happy about it. And it summarizes a whole lot of psychology grand bowed how to change your mind nan. The acronym is pass. P. a. s. s. in which we pass beyond old ways of thinking about things that are not good for us or other people so the quick summary us and it's an easy way to remember it piece stands for pause so as soon as you start to recognize the you're getting bothered by something you're getting reactivated or maybe you're just feeling held back feeling muzzled or constrained or are you starting to feel ghana's space here sleep here numb you know. Something's cooking pause. Find your footing. Get on your own side. Try to understand what's upsetting you. Get a sense of it just pause for a moment it can only be a breath by your pausing second. Appreciate what else has actually okay. In other words very often we engage eliminating believe 'cause we're feeling challenged or strasbourg or something terrible has happened okay. Whatever is actually true about that. What else can you appreciate. That's working that's on your side for example. You're still breathing. Appreciate the your body is still here appreciate that you have resources in your life. You have opportunities. You have people who are on your side. You have capabilities of nate talents. just appreciate is really helpful. You know you kinda track okay. i'm. I'm okay here i'll care and then third shift your view. That's where you get into the meat event where you start usually by understanding your reactions was going on in my mind. Why do i think this way second. You get more objective about it you realize. I don't really need to keep thinking that way. There ought to good reasons. Why don't have to keep thinking that way and then you basically step into in your mind a new way of being about it. You actually make the shift. You start to agree with the other way of thinking about thanks. So that's the shift your view

Ghana Strasbourg Nate
Dina Rifkin's Advice on Attracting the Right Partner

LifePix Relationships With ST

02:20 min | 3 months ago

Dina Rifkin's Advice on Attracting the Right Partner

"You use writing a book. Now on your seventy-one dates. Oh thanks right. Now there's actually two books in process there's a bigger one seventy one dates and i'm also doing pocket. Help guide the pocket help. Guide just has like quicken dirty. What do you do when you're on the date. So i have a list of questions to ask for different dates and ideas for where to go. Do stuff to work on yourself so that you attract the right partner Fun in seventy one day tiger through my whole story. And i started out in a pretty toxic situation. I was divorced before i go through all the inner work that i went through and everything i had to do to get honest with myself about where i was really at and why i was getting the partners i was or not really partners but parasites and and it was because of me the kind of life's ahead and so i really had to take a look at whether i was creating a life for myself or i was just an escape mode and hoping guy six for me and it was number two talk about that. 'cause we speak a lot about becoming the purse to the you want you want your partner to be in link if you want. Someone's really carrying than you go and become a really caring person but a lot of people have a really hard time with that why they have to work on themselves first before they could go on ask about how could actually go and happen in their partner. Why is that. Yeah well said with that I think that it comes down to when we look for love. We often much like with wealth. We come from a place of lack and choose me for example. I was someone who grew up pretty poor. I struggled with poverty quite a lot and I had this fantasy in my head. That once i found someone everything would be fine. I don't know how i had no actual idea but magically everything would be okay. I'd be this functional responsible. Person could do things and got up on time. And all that and that wasn't happening and so i realized that for me if i wanted to really find someone who is healthy i would have to be his

Cubs Release Struggling Jake Arrieta

Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney

00:29 sec | 4 months ago

Cubs Release Struggling Jake Arrieta

"Arrieta is second segment. Struggle cubs ended on thursday the cubs announcing that they had released him. He allowed eleven. Hits nate runs in four innings on wednesday in his era dropping to six point eight. It's talked to reporters the night before. After is outing saying that he feels like he's got plenty of stops moving forward so you can bat the till probably resurface with another team. Whether it's in the last six weeks of this year or perhaps in spring training and next

Arrieta Cubs Nate
Lionel Messi's Paris Saint-Germain Deal Includes Cryptocurrency Payment

Daily Tech News Show

01:41 min | 4 months ago

Lionel Messi's Paris Saint-Germain Deal Includes Cryptocurrency Payment

"Apologies to the sporting savvy out there bear with us. But for those who don't follow football. You should know its biggest star argentinian. Lionel messi just left the club. He's been with for most of his career barcelona to sign a two year contract with paris. Saint germain often referred to as ps g. And that's how we'll continue to refer to them here why you may ask. Are we telling you this. No it's not an attempt after our previous victory and interesting nate and sport during his last appearance to make him love the beautiful game it has to do with. Nfc's you see big. Sports stars get paid big money and just the welcome package that gave messy was worth twenty five to thirty million euros. I would like a welcome back like that. It included some. Ps g crypto currency. Fan tokens from socio dot com. These tokens let fans hold them. Vote on some minor decisions regarding the club. Like what song is played in the stadium during warm ups or the message. That will be on the captain's armband for example. So ceo's dot com says. The sale of the tokens has generated close to two hundred million dollars for its partner clubs this year. They've got a good half dozen or so Partner clubs and of course fans who buy them and then try to sell them for more than they paid them for them. And there's a brisk business in that trading volumes before messy signed with. Pse reached one point two billion dollars so giving messy a bunch of them gives him a volatile asset that he could potentially sell for millions. And these things are benefiting. Ps as well the ps fan token generated thirty million euros in sales this past week and it's estimated. Ps g keeps about half of that. If not more

Lionel Messi Saint Germain Barcelona Nate NFC Football Paris
BYU-Hawaii: Student Must Vaccinate or Give Up College Dream

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:57 min | 4 months ago

BYU-Hawaii: Student Must Vaccinate or Give Up College Dream

"In nineteen. I was diagnosed with theon beret syndrome also known as gb s which hand because by vaccines and another a number of other viral infections. Lots of different I was paralyzed from the waist. Down or about a month was the scariest month my life. I was a fulltime dancer at the time. I thought my life is over as walking through pasta with my parents. One day i walked on the floor. And i remember the not walk. It was near fine. Was after you got a vaccine yet. So i got influence of and do you think that was the reason have so. That's what my medical providers. We're unsure. Because i got the influenza vaccine influenza and then i was paralyzed so you can get gps from having influenza or from the vaccine. So it's a little unclear was the vaccine. Personally yes because i. I think that's why got blue so i recovered from that which is seriously miracle. I relied on my feet. The whole time i knew heavenly father had plan for me. I said if he doesn't want me to walk again and if he has a plan from not the dance. So when i found out. Byu hawaii was going to be doing this. I reach out my medical providers and we decided yes that it was not a good idea for me to get back needed so. Byu hawaii came out saying that they would offer a medical or religious exemption and they made it seem very assessable. Those okay great all right out my exemption for him it'll all be fine. Whatever i submit it with my doctors my doctor's note than everything and i waited a month to hear back and they denied me a medical exemption and i was shocked to say the least. My whole family was like. Oh no it's fine like you're going to get it. You can't get back to nate. It's okay they're gonna let you in so as a big letdown. I decided to appeal this with my parents. My mom and my dad were very. They were just not happy because their daughter had always had this dream house being taken away from her for something she control like. It wasn't fair

Influenza Hawaii Nate
The Haunted History of Casa Loma

Haunted Places

01:50 min | 4 months ago

The Haunted History of Casa Loma

"Tenor sunk is mop into the bucket of soapy water and slapped off to the hardwood. There was a lot of floor at castle. Aloma thousands of square feet of it. The place had dozens of rooms with. Wall-to-wall would lush red velvet furniture and our nate chandeliers. And it was tanner's job to make it spotless. He side weekends cleaning and old tourist. Hotspot wasn't exactly the most fun job but at least it gave him some cash and he was saving up for something. He couldn't stop thinking about a drum set. Tanner tapped out a beat. On the panel in lived for percussion he spent most of his time drumming out new rhythms or listening to imaginary solos. Crashing has had his obsession got yelled at at school for not paying attention but he found something he loved. Why should we give it everything he had. He stopped drumming for a moment to dip them up back in the bucket but tapping continued. Kenner looked around the room. Trying to find the source he finally craig's next appeared directly behind him his stomach drawn a woman was tapping your fingers rhythmically on the wall glaring tanner. His blood went cold. This was no tourist. Her cheeks restrict with tears. Enter white dress was soaked through with blood adrenaline rush through tenders fans. He dropped the mom but before he could run. She reached out and grabbed his arm but tapping sound grew louder and louder until he felt like a skull would burst. She leaned forward her voice in bishops. Whisper and told tanner to get out of her house.

Aloma Tanner Kenner Craig
Southern Delta Aquarids and Alpha Capricorns Meteor Showers to Peak in July

SpaceTime with Stuart Gary

01:54 min | 5 months ago

Southern Delta Aquarids and Alpha Capricorns Meteor Showers to Peak in July

"We also have to meteo showers earth. A which peaking late july. There's the southern delta accords which visible from mid july to mid august e. with pick actively on july the twenty eighth and twenty ninth. The shower originated either. From the break-up of what are now the mazda and incorrect sun grazing comet or from the parent comet pay ninety. Six mel colts the delta accurate skin because they radiate a piece the line the constellation aquarius e one of the constellations brightest stars delta equerry. There are two branches to the doter. Eckerd's meteo shower. The southern and northern the seven daughter accurate considered a strong xiaohua an average of between fifteen and twenty meals. An hour between midnight and dawn listeners in the southern hemisphere usually get the better show because the radiant is higher in the southern sky since the raid is above the horizon for northern hemisphere listeners. Media will be saved to fan at an all directions. Ace north and west with females heading southwards unless they really short near the radiant the northern doda accurate. The weakest shower peaking later in mid august with an average peak read about ten meteors per hour. Meanwhile the knee by slow and bright alpha kappa court. It's meteo shower will take place from his earliest july. The fifteenth and continue until around august tenth. The meteo shower has infrequent but relatively bright made ios and even some fireballs it's generated as the earth passes through a debris trail left by the comment. 169 pain nate which was originally identified as the asteroid two thousand and two x twelve however it was shown to be weekly active during Lillian and was then reclassified as a comet the show was created about three thousand five hundred to five thousand years ago. What about half of the parent body disintegrated and fell into dust.

Southern Delta Mel Colts Xiaohua Eckerd Mazda Alpha Kappa Court Nate Lillian
Nate McMillan to Become Hawks' Permanent Head Coach

Atlanta's News & Talk with Mark Arum

00:38 sec | 5 months ago

Nate McMillan to Become Hawks' Permanent Head Coach

"Head coach Go on working toward that, it seems, took over the team. Went 27 11 50 beats in the New York Knicks beats the number one seed 76 or Shelley. He's got that he's going to get that contract. Awesome. Good for him. He deserves it. And we're trying desperately before this week is out. We will have someone on from the Hawks to just not to talk about any kind of basketball just to talk just to tell them how Happy. We are for the team for the organization that they went this far and quite honestly gave the entire city in magical, magical sports, right? Uh, for the last month and a half, so we promise you we'll have someone on by the end of the week.

New York Knicks Shelley Hawks Basketball
Hawks remove interim tag for coach McMillan

Anna Davlantes

00:07 sec | 5 months ago

Hawks remove interim tag for coach McMillan

"The Atlanta Hawks have taken the interim tag. Off their head coach Nate McMillan, who did a great job leading them to the Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks Nate Mcmillan
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

03:33 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Were in the? We're in the hotel get ready right. We all go down There's three of us and one of US orders Uber. Right Uber's twenty minutes away. We gotta be there in like ten minutes or we're going to be for. The ceremony always happens and we cancel you break and we can't wait for this. Try Lift Up. Same thing fifteen minute wait and now oh it's like Even later because of the time it took us to find the lift right and so we're stress in our league. We're GONNA be late for this wedding so I just go outside and go out in front and we're in downtown. Minneapolis was God's side. Right in front a cab and and this is the most like you. You just realize you're a millennial when you just you look at a cabinet. I'm like is that a camp and it. What because it wasn't an obvious C- Chrysler three hundred? It was dark blue but ahead like the sign on the roof. And I can't tell Mike is it being is in use. What's the what's the word you know what I mean you know? There's like a vacancy sign. Essentially for caps this is this. Is this shit. I don't know I never from like suburbia right Grew up in the suburbs. I don't ever use a cabin if I use the cab. I had to call a cab and they were like. Oh we'll get you on a three hours and I'm like where's every cab. The every cab you have is in use. We're in suburban is never convenient order cab. You have to order a cat with the schedule at the day before even then it's late and then when it's late you call the place it's six in the morning. They're not even open yet. You're just miss your flight. There was another story for another time. I guess but there's a cab out front of our hotel in Minneapolis. Right go up to the window and I just stand there and I kind of wave. Windows attended now mayor. Hey well I don't know uh they just knock on. The door is open the door so fucking funny man. This guy probably thought it was a moron. You'd never used a cab before we can't just open car doors as you know. That's how you get murdered or something so we all get in turns out it is a cab and we get in Nice Cap. It's almost like it's never been used. It was brand new Manson. uh-huh that new cabi- smell cabdriver is cool by the way we're only going like a mile and the Uber would have been like an fifteen bucks uber to the I realize I'm all over the place but but you were to. The wedding would have been like fifteen twenty bucks or whatever right. We're halfway to the wedding in the meter. Says like eight bucks or something man. This is going to be cheap. We didn't even pay ten bucks. The spoken cab ride man and nothing's more fun than getting your destination thinking you're cabdriver and just saying you know what Man Fuck Hoover. I'm here for cab. Drivers man cab drivers shit shoutout to cab drivers who get people to weddings on time for half the price of an Uber. Those great men came in Handy so anyway there you have it. Have you guys ever get a chance to go to a wedding on a Friday. Do it take the day off us that. PTO is to get hammered do their PTO to go to a wedding Work me find me. I don't know social the media. Everything's just at nate comedy easy to find me. warming anywhere and everywhere in the next few months So Fine Miko find me all my dates or online at nate comedy and instagram twitter. All that good stuff. And he liked to show rate and review and on Apple podcasts or radio tune in radio iheartradio spotify by a list of moth. God Damn it I will thank you for listening. Everyone and a promised to be back with a new episode on Mondays. You then uh-huh.

US Minneapolis PTO nate comedy instagram spotify Mike Apple Manson.
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

11:24 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Thanks for Listening House. Everyone do and it's Christmas week. It is the week of Christmas and I am currently currently in Michigan wading takeoff Flying to Minnesota to hang out with my girlfriend her family for Christmas looking forward to it. It's fifty degrees in Detroit right now. Holy Shit Man. It's so funny when you're from the Midwest in it's like you're so used to the cold shitty weather and I I literally thought like wow. I could have worn shorts today. You know and I and I would have felt good and then you go to like L. A. and people are wearing parkas because it's too cold. Fifty degrees is too cold for me. I'm like Shit. It feels like Spring Beautiful Day. Oh and it's totally normal to have fifty degrees in December right isn't it. I mean I know climate change and all that Shit's real but I love seeing these news reports. The first time I'm sixty years has been this warm on Christmas and I'm like what the fuck has been has been just. Is this normal. I don't know I I don't know I came to Michigan to see my family real quick before Christmas and also I was recording. I don't know if you guys know this about me but I do you like a lot of audio productions shit too for friends and look. I helped people put out lake standup albums. Things like that so I do a lot of recording. I was recording at the comedy castle. Comedian Jeff Shaw. Very Good Guy Funny Dude I hung out with him all weekend. Recorded his shows at the Comedy Castle in Royal Oak Michigan and it was a blast. So it's always fun like being able to still be around comedy when I'm not doing shows you know I would much rather perform I mean that's that's what I would prefer to do but you know it's not a bad side Gig. You know what I'm saying so I'll take it I flew into Michigan from Minnesota last Wednesday like a week ago and I don't fly. I like flying. Actually I kinda like it. Something about the airport relaxes me for some reason which you would think not. Because it's a lot of people get stressed out at the airport man usually can be billing once you get through security. It's a it's breeze. I love waiting for flight hanging out at the airport. Maybe having a drink. I don't know I'm glad I don't fly too much because I'd probably well I mean I don't know if this is the only reason I'd be an alcoholic drink a lot anyway but I feel like I would drink I'd be. I'm tempted to drink. Something about the airport man makes me WanNa get wasted that or I get coffee. I get through security by the way. Tsa I hate it. It's just so frustrating because I just it doesn't make I don't don't feel any safer because it's I don't and I it just makes everybody pissed off. I gotta take off my shoes but the guy going through pre check. The guy that it has pre check can lead the shoes on or the old lady who doesn't have project but just you know it's just out of politeness she's old so she's not a threat. Old People can't be terrorists. Apparently that's not fair man like you know. I WANNA leave my shoes onto. I just won't walk through the Goddamn thing. What do you mean? Our laptops have to go in their own been. Everybody has a laptop. Everybody travels with electronics. We got pulled. And then you're going to yell at me. It's so knowing because then it's like got put that in. Its own been do I think what do you think. I'm what do you think's on my Mac book you know. What do you think's in my laptop? That's going to hurt at this plane. Jesus Christ you think you think I'm GonNa do I'm flying to Minnesota. What do you think anybody on? This flight is going to do really. It goes through this x-ray machine you know the thing that kills us or whatever that little you know if you go through so many times it'll kill you or whatever put my arms all that shit in it sees something right on me but I have nothing. I'm absolutely my belt. I didn't even wear. I didn't wear belt. I had my shoes like until I was ready to go right. I prepped all this shit because I knew I was GONNA and have to go through all the bullshit so I take off my shoes do the whole thing and I'm like this could be a breeze. I'M GONNA Walk Right through and then I get stopped right because you walk through the thing. And then it shows up on the screen and all all across Molly waistband in the front. The guy's leg. What do you got in your pockets and nothing? I didn't bring. I didn't bring anything so this guy's got like I mean when they say I didn't realize it was this is it's quite invasive. It's guys like you can have a private room and I'm like whatever ever just pat me down so I can go but man they really grab up in you don't they. Jesus all that for nothing. Could you like. That's your the job was just some. You know someone traveling for the holidays. Just trying to get somewhere due to slice of pecan Pie and try to not talk about Donald Trump with twenty other relatives. They're just trying to get through the fucking holiday and you gotta grab their balls just to make sure they're not a threat to national security. It's like God damn you're the era hero man and I get it. You're doing your job. You GotTa do what you gotTa do but shit goes down. What are you gonNA? Do you ever see the old lady working for. Tsa How does that Shit Happen. That lady supposed to make me feel safe. I cannot run her and I'm not and I am not Athlete that's not even a Joe I. It's sad McMahon. I should not be stronger than the. Tsa Age AM. I supposed to feel safe this lady this lady so so Nice Shula anybody through you know if I were. If if there's a smart terrorist they'll just go to the old lady work in the TSA booth go at. Hey I'll come on I. Yeah I know I forgot my passport but let me through your telling me. We have the technology to go through a machine that tell. Tsa What we got inside out of us but my laptop. God forbid it's touching a shoe you know those those bins can't be cleaned. They're so gross right. That's all I think. I'm such a Germaphobe. All I think about is how probably nasty how there's no they don't clean those. Do you gotta be disgusting. The probably GonNa end up with something. Can't get sick. Can't get sick Christmas man. I'm I'm so excited I love Christmas. I Such a love hate for Christmas like a all the stuff around love movie. I love decorations. I love hanging out seeing people. People are generally generally in a good mood. Maybe a little stress but people generally are happier mood. I think it's just that I guess I guess you can call it the Christmas spirit. I don't really Get into it until like the week or two before Christmas right. That's when it really go full force. I'm like this is it. We're in. It's Christmastime I get all excited and As you know if you've been listening on Thanksgiving I made an Apple Pie. Man Made Apple Pie for Thanksgiving and and it was a success. And so this season right this Christmas I am in Minnesota with my girlfriend and family will be the second Christmas they spent with them and talking about what to bring to Christmas right they her nate's got a good apple pie so I'm like all right I can do that. I'll make another apple pie but you know this'll be my fourth one this year fourth when I made I think I got apple pie down I got I got to challenge myself. I got to change it up a little bit. Someone suggested making a pecan. PECAN PECAN pecan Pie. However you say it Pie? How about that Pecan? Pie pecan Pie. So I'm going to try a guys I'm going to try. And Make Pecan Pecan Pie however you like to say it and We'll see how it goes. I'm I'm a little nervous though but I felt like you know what I can. I can do an apple pie with my eyes closed amid so many that's four by the way that's so many. There's a lot really if you. I know that you know what I mainly did. That's a lot of apple pies to make in a year. That's who needs to make that many apple pie and I don't even know that. Many people looking up pecan Pie recipes. Disobeys two days before Christmas. And I'm GONNA fly in. Go right to the kitchen. And make this Goddamn Pecan Pie. So I'll let you guys know how it goes. I've I've never even I think I've only ever had pecan Pie. Once I think I can only remember eating i. I'm sure it's good. It's fucking sugar and I mean he's just look at the ingredients radio fucking delicious. Go go watch a youtube video. That's what I did just youtube tutorials man they'll teach you everything. Everybody Shits on millennials. But God uh and I don't know that's the thing is. I don't know who to hate in the Milan. I'm because I am a millennial and I get the arguments against millennials. Sure but who's making all these videos videos how to videos. Someone knows how to make a Pecan Pie. A millennial has a millennial top me. You know what I'm saying like it's a we're we're making the video and the Pie. I think we're actually going for skies so I'm real excited to To See this Christmas man you get to do all this fun shit. You can't just make pecan Pie in June second. You know you can't. There's IT's weird. It's been much so I think I'm GonNa yes I'M GONNA. I'm GonNa have some fun this year on on Christmas and I hope you do too. I'M GONNA drink a lot of bourbon and then I'm GonNa go tell jokes next weekend at Dr. grins Comedy Club in Grand Rapids Michigan. So if you are Michigan listener listener go to doctor. grins Thursday Friday Saturday. I'll be opening for Laurie Kilmartin. She's great you'll love her. It's going to be solid show and a great weekend. Come laugh off the calories as they like to say I don't know. Can you really do that. We'll see how it goes. It should be a good time. I love the Laura Gilbert. She's so funny and Scrape Club. We're GONNA have a good time. o N A big shot. I've got a couple of messages this week. I from people I've never met that or heard of We've never met and Really Nice messages about the podcast. So I hope you're listening. Thank you for all the kind messages. That was very nice. Nice it makes day man. I appreciate it because sometimes you just feel like a dip shit talking to nobody and Every once in a while someone sends a nice message like that so Thanks for the shout out I appreciate it. Thanks for listening and In the New Year I'll be coming back with some more Interview episodes which will be fun. I got a couple done already and I'm booking guests now so hopefully I'll be able to stay up on it more so than I have in the past But I'm sure you guys are just tired of me away so if you are listening thank you so much and I'll have some more fun stories from other people in the New Year. And I'll have new years episode coming out to next week. Whatever will do that after Christmas? Maybe next week while I'm Dr Grins in Grand Rapids Michigan. In the meantime you know where to find me. On the Internet's everything is at nate comedy. I'm easy to find. Get a hold of me getting touched. If you've got a story story of the or wanted beyond they've got a story and you WanNa be on the he got a store do me a favor.

Minnesota Tsa Michigan Apple Shit Grand Rapids Michigan Pecan Midwest Detroit Comedy Castle Jeff Shaw L. A. Donald Trump youtube nate comedy Dr Grins Royal Oak Michigan
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

02:40 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Great and that's the scary part is like things are pretty good. But I'm waiting for Greyhound to take me home at one. Thirty in the morning is also my four year anniversary with my girlfriend. Four years man. The big big four. I don't know if anyone says but I do and of it saying that all day were we hit the big four man. This means a freshman in college was is just starting high school when we met. That's nuts that's nuts when you think about what happens in four years you if you think about time and how what happens happens in that for here so many so many things happen man. Someone started high school and is going to college now or you can look at it to like this. Someone started college and now the graduated in probably making more money than I am. That's nuts. Let's think about so happy anniversary. Britney I love you Thanks for putting up with my bullshit especially me not being with you today. While away from this Goddamn Greyhound bus. Now's the other things. She was Able to be here with my family at Thanksgiving which is always nice to bring a lady home. Lady that people also love. You know what I'm saying. It's nice to hear my family's saying Nice things about batter especially when she's not around because that's a sign of a good lady and you hold onto a lady like that. So that's this concludes my time in Michigan for a while and I'm going to be a Minnesota for most of December This weekend as this is being Released if you're around the Minnesota Area Minneapolis Bliss. I'll be in Saint Paul this weekend Friday Saturday so come see me hit me up on Instagram facebook. All that good stuff everything Agni comedy at one crazy story. It'd be nice nice to hear from you. Email me at one crazy storage email dot com and. I genuinely hope you're having a nice time wherever you are in your life. I hope it's going well if if you haven't had a chance yet. Leave a rating and review on Apple. PODCASTS stitcher all that good stuff this podcast is available everywhere. I tuned Stitcher Pandora now Al Pandora's now and you know experimenting with the Podcast Steph. So it's available on their. It's literally I've I've you've put it up on everything so if you if you have a certain preference you can find it and if it's if it's not available on whatever app you like send me a message and I'll figure out how to get it on so tell your friends about this alike or share I would love. I would love that and it really helps the show especially leaving a review view a rating on Apple podcasts. I appreciate it. Thank you so much for listening. And I will talk to you next week.

Britney Apple Minnesota Area Minneapolis Bli Al Pandora Minnesota Saint Paul Instagram Michigan
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

03:36 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Man just because it was good. Also my girlfriend doesn't really like whiskey that much but this shit she liked and when i was like you know if if i wanna drink whisky and you want to have some with the speak good thing nab on handwrite try to be you know what i'm saying share the fun of blake brown liquor liquor with people so anyway. My hair is currently very long that pony length okay ponytail length. I've never had hair this long before and it's growing on me <hes> literally <hes> but it's growing like i don't hate the way i look with it <hes> but i'm worried about this wedding because i'm going to be the guy <music> on the altar right. I'm going to be there with the bride and groom and they're pretty laid back good friends of mine. You know what i looked like an eye even joke about like you. I'll i'll be like i'm gonna put my hair in a pony taylor in a bun and just look like a crazy. Just look like a weirdo in all of your wedding photos just a joke right but now i'm getting paranoid about him. I should i have a pre wedding. Ri regimen right like i get my haircut like a week out and now it's like actually it's kind of it's less. It's like half a week out really but my whole thing is like get your haircut cleaned up nice right. You're going to be in some photos you don't you don't wanna look like a moron because not only are. They just photos. They're they're like wedding photos. This couple people you know they're family. People are going to go look back on on this day at some point right. It's not just a photo of you their friends at dinner right. I just don't wanna look like a piece of shit knowing that i'm going to be in some photos and you just want people to think i have my life together so you can afford a haircut. You know what i mean like. You know how to clean up so i'm thinking about going real short with. I just don't know what i'm gonna do and <hes> haircuts are expensive in chicago is to every place i looked and and there's a different price for like short hair or long hair at some places you fucking kidding me and they have what's called a precision cut at some places as opposed to what like a jagged fucked up cut like i. I don't know it's frustrating. I don't know how women do like. People are just people have long hair are all their lives. It is kind of nice you would think it's lower maintenance but in the summer it gets pretty hot in here. It's greasy so fast so gross you know and my girlfriend recently introduced me to dry shampoo which is quite just life. Saver didn't know that was the thing so i was thinking. Ah i you know when i was a kid. I had a buzz cuts but i feel like i just don't have the right shaved head for it anymore. I feel a dip shit like i always look like a dip shit which might might be true but this is why like doing nothing man like right now. You can't see me but i'm in them. You know in gym shorts and a nasty t-shirt it just looking like a bum the older i get the laser i get or the less i care what i look like or the less motivated. I am to look nicer like for a wedding or like ak- like i'm going to try to look nice but i also try to avoid going out. Anyway and i don't know if it's because i want to avoid the actual the process of getting ready but i'll tell you i'm and the older i get the more selfish. I'm getting with my time. That's for sure. I'm not even old. That's the thing is i'm like i'm still very young. Ugh and i'm worried that when i'm actually old i'm going to be a huge asshole and i don't want to be just a I.

blake Ri chicago
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

11:18 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Alot everybody and welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I made armbruster. I'm your host and it's another day another episode beautiful day out. I hope you will well hopes beautiful wherever you are. Everything's is good nice day man. It's hard to be a bad mood when the weather's good night sometimes even if you get bad news on a day where the weather's like amazing. It's not the worst right right. It helps you get through the bullshit right. It does for me at least. I hope you're doing well <hes> here. We are guessing the new dave chapelle comedy special i have i i liked it. I thought it was good. I thought it was fine. I don't know what people expected from them. You know i love the people are <hes> people. A lot of people are upset about. I don't know if you guys are on the internet but a lot of people hate it and they hate dave chapelle for saying the things he said but i don't understand why you would give him the time of day. If you don't like you know what i mean ah goes for anything really you could say like i don't like pizza and then you go eat pizza and you get mad about it. Just doesn't make sense to me. There's i mean what it will. I i mean i guess you know. It's worth the conversation if he does if accommodate if somebody says something that's really shitty. Maybe it's worth the conversation but after looking into it. I'm like the guy i was just fucking talking do joke trying to figure out life from his perspective. I don't know i. I don't see what's wrong with that and you fucking watched. You know what i mean like. Don't watch it. If you just don't like the guy don't watch. It would be like you saying nate. I don't like your podcast and that's understandable but then going on to listen into you know what i mean. It just doesn't make sense to me. I just don't understand why people look to be outraged. Everything these days. I mean on both sides of the i. It doesn't matter what you feel politically. I mean just everybody seems to be so. They seem to be looking for something to be mad at. I don't get it enjoy your life. The sun's out sure the amazon john has been burning for weeks and it's probably going to kill the earth <hes> but that's you know that's just where we're at our existence man you just gotta deal with it and realized that probably nothing will be done and we're kind of doomed so <hes> y- while while the world is ending will be arguing about whether or not a comedian can tell a certain joke or even attempt to tell a certain joke you know it's just i don't know just learn to enjoy life. Everybody that's it. That's all all i want. I just want to hang out with people aren't outraged at stupid shit and not just super shit even reasonable shit where i'm like. I understand why outrage right now but i'm just trying to enjoy enjoy <hes>. I'm just trying to enjoy dinner. You don't have to ruin this moment by talking about that. Shit just stop. Just everybody shut up everybody. We all just need to shut up. I think as i sit here and ramble about it anyway. I don't even know if that's a take on. I just feel bad just like the guy it's we seem more concerned with what comedians and entertainers do with their lives than the people who have direct control over our society but what do i know i'm just some guy standing being in a sound proof closet talking about enough people are listening. I'm still on these apple charts which is crazy to me. I don't understand why or how but thanks for for listening. Thanks for doing that <hes>. I'm looking forward to this weekend man. I'm officiating my first wedding probably only wedding <hes> so very are excited about that. Hopefully it'll ruin the best day of someone's life. You know that's that's that's my goal. That's my only goal. This weekend is to not ruin what it is supposed to be one of the happiest days of their lives right so that's my goal <hes> i think college even i'm looking forward to it a couple of things on my mind and and i guess there on my mom just because they're just stupid things that i've noticed lately that it kind of stress me out. I'm a pretty anxious person almost every day. I'm i'm pretty high strung right. I mean i keep it. Keep it pretty well under control but sometimes it just like just get to oh my god. This is really stressing me the right now and i realized one of the things that probably causes the most anxiety and it's more i'm. I'm not a backseat driver but i am like nick. I'm gonna wear backseat passenger. I'm looking around because like if i just don't know some people you can just tell them oh. You're just flat out. Not paying attention not even necessarily not looking at your phone but like you're looking down. You're looking over to the building or are you looking to look into the side of the road or you're just looking around down like this guy does not see. He's not even looking in the direction. We're going have you ever been in the back seat of a car like an uber or that and like they're just in the the middle of a conversation with you and they turn around to look at you but they'll look every sentence. They say they have to look. We don't look at me man. Just talk and look for so just don't talk to me first of all look forward. If you're going to talk to me that's all i want. It's all what don't take your eyes off the road. I'd rather are you drunk. At least you're looking where you're going. You know what i mean like. I mean you probably still hit something but if you're looking you have a fighting chance man that shit stress me out just in the backseat like lucia. Oh gonna die gonna die at the hands of this. Oh stressing me out man something. I meant to mention <hes> in my last episode about the minnesota state fair so we took my girlfriend's mom to the state. They've fair right. We're all and i'm driving. I didn't drink while i said i i listen. I mentioned in that episode. I had two beers that whole day right. We're there for the whole day. I only two drinks and they weren't even that big. They were like nine dollar twelve ounce beers right because you know it's the staffer. They have have you by the balls kind of like like it's like a drink at the airport. It's like a world. Are you going to light beer. You're gonna find some cheaper. No nine dollar miller lights man enjoy that shit enjoy every sip and god forbid if you spill one your days as ruined anyway on the way home. They were both pretty drunk. I mean we had a great night and i'm driving and she we decided we. I want to tackle bell right now. When you get to taco bell you soon that everyone in the car has an idea of what they want right you. Just you know everybody. It's common knowledge. Taco bell. Has everything that taco bell. Has you just know what it is right. You know what it is. It's all the same shit everywhere but we get into the drive thru and her mom who doesn't eat fast food. That often was like <hes>. I don't know what it was. Just we're just laughing. She's like i don't know. I don't know what i want and i'm like well it still you know they got tacos. De listing the obvious choices right reto dollar menu. I'm listing off offers many things that come to my brain as we're sitting in front of the menu <hes> and she goes. I don't know what what i don't know what they have. I don't know what i want and i it's taboo bell. They have that <hes> just pick a mexican food and they probably have so sure enough. We get up to the speaker and she goes. I want enchiladas. Atas and i'm like well. Actually that's like the one thing they don't have because you but the one thing you can't wrapping paper. Oh and here's the best part <hes> i got her a burrito and i told her it was an enchilada and she didn't say anything so yeah. <hes> ah taco bell man it it really <hes> it soothes the soul after a night of drinking. You know so do it do it. You know it's screw it. You know throw everything out the window so you don't need you don't need you don't eat kale bus they have. I don't know i mean it's not like the worst the hits if that's your vice taco bell you're fine. You'll you'll you know in the long run every day shirts rough. It's going to be a rough go for you later in life but you know what after night of fun and drinking and having a good time eat amrried do it up breeder from taco bell by the way this is a good time to remind you to go back into the archives and listen to the old episodes so to especially if you're new here if you're new and you're you just found me from however the internet works <hes> <hes> go check out some of the older episodes if you go back far enough <hes> to a few months ago and beyond you can find plenty of conversations with comedians and <hes> funny people that i know who were kind enough to do the podcast and tell me a crazy story from their lives <hes> and sometimes there's more than one sometimes. There's just one summer short summer long but <hes> there's something for everybody. It's hilarious and they're very funny. People on all of all of them deserve your support and fandom so if you wanna go check those out there pretty great <hes> so go check those out and also <hes> same. I think these episodes thanks for sticking with me. <hes> for listening to these and i will have more interview episodes in the future <hes> and those will be coming out real soon and if you haven't yet subscribe on apple podcasts all that tune in stitcher all that good stuff and <hes> so you never miss out on an episode trying to build a i'm trying to build an empire over here guys in your help. <hes> is much appreciated. <hes> come see me live to everything. You can everything everything about me. You can find online at comedy at one crazy. Story emailed me at one crazy story at gmail.com. If you have any thoughts questions concerns view even if you just want to say what's up do it okay. That's enough for the the ad portion of the show. I don't know. Can you sponsor your own podcast. Can you just be like this. This episode is brought to you by armbruster yeah. Every fucking episode is brought to you by armbruster okay yeah and the guy does not pay me enough. Get it jesus all right. If you're still listening to this god bless you because i'm a moron okay something i discovered and i'm not <hes> i can't say i'm a whiskey or bourbon purist. Obviously i love both of them and i like all sorts of shit. Really i mean i'll try anything thing just about last week at the liquor store and this guy was sampling whisk because you like peanut butter whiskey and how's that i've never had peanut butter whiskey. What the hell i didn't really made shit like this. I've tried pecan bourbon. Pecan bourbon p. is what is it pecan pecan pecan whatever bourbon that tasted like pecan. Let's say that is that correct anyway. Whatever you say that's correct <hes> but and this guy had peanut butter whiskey and i was intrigued as like okay whatever the so they have these little tasters port outright because yeah go ahead and try it takes it. Let me know what you think taste it. It was interesting. It wasn't like gross. It's it's it's weird. It's like 'cause they kinda the flavors kind of go together <hes> it was good. It's like chasing a like. When i was at the bourbon trail they had a lot of lake for the any tasting they would do. They pair it with like a chocolate or something and in that worked so. I thought you know this might make sense. I guess it might not taste gross and you know what it was pretty good and i fuck and bought a bottle. I got.

Taco bell dave chapelle apple minnesota nate amazon nick lucia Atas nine dollar twelve ounce
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

13:44 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Don't you love that when you have that kind of experience with a stranger where it's like we both are on a mission and then we kind of help each other and we are you ask him. I'll ask him. We'll find a car together so she disappears and i don't know where she went and i'm like well. I'm gonna go find my own cart anyway so i asked this guy the first guy seeing the orange apron right. I'm like hey did you guys have any cards around. I think there's a bunch outside and he said it seriously lake yeah. Just fucking go outside and get one okay and here's how here's how i am here's how i am. I don't like confrontations. I go okay. Thanks thanks for. You know like i overdo. It would only take so much for your help your so kind and what the in my head though i'm like what the fuck is going on like why. How can you just say that to. Any customer really is again. Just go outside and get the kurt in the least offer to go. Get it raising that proper. Wouldn't it be the proper way to handle that. I don't know yes. The guy just tells me to go outside and find one so so so i went and sure enough the car i was going for grabbed around the corner and it was the lady <hes> the lady that we kinda santa bonded together. We both grab the same cardinals and then i had to do the whole. No you take and she's like no you take it. I'll go out into the abyss of the parking lot and find my own car. I can't you know i'll go by myself into this scary parking lot and find my own car or whatever and i was like well. If you're going to act like that <hes> i'll just take this car then and if if you want to go find a go find a hacker shit sometimes i get caught and like a niceness competition like a nice off you know. I don't know what it i. I don't know if it's the midwest and me but it's like no you take. No you take no you take okay. We're gonna go back and forth and by the time we're both done with this. We could have had every fucking guard corralled. You know what i mean but it was a nice trip home. It's always nice to see the family. You know what i mean like. He gotta make the rounds while you're in town. I didn't bring a car though i didn't drive took a greyhound. I don't know why i keep doing this to myself. I take a greyhound almo. I don't really hate it like the the mode of travel. Oh on a bus is fine. Sometimes you get an a filthy bus and sometimes it's gross but sometimes it's fine. It's just like whatever it i mean. I the guy it's not like. I don't know what it is that this sometimes it can be grimy and gross but i think it's sometimes it's just the other people like this is the first time this trip is the first time that i've dealt with like screaming children on the bus right. Also the family with the screaming children didn't speak singlish <hes> and i know that because they spoke way too loud the entire ride home and that's okay but it's really hard to tell someone <hes> in english who doesn't who most likely doesn't understand english that you know hey. It's like three a m. Maybe can you just be less loud. You know what i mean. I don't know how to do that politely. I don't know how i don't know i just put in headphones and you know try to ignore it. It was and that was whatever that's what i've seen the most of lately though is like the it's. I've seen people that are like. They're on the bus for like a trip and they're like excited like we're on vacation. Oh we don't have to to go to work for two weeks a sega greyhound. This is great and everybody else is like shut the fuck up. This isn't fun. None of us want to be on this. God damn bus. We would rather be flying private but you know we're poor. That's the vibe. Usually the buses tend to run late lately. It's been like i don't know they've been really full. Oh like that's the thing i liked about. The ground is like now. A lot of people took at least the routes that i take right. There were always like half full. There's plenty of space based nobody now. They're just packed. I don't get it. I don't know if they're up in their marketing or what. I can't figure it out man because nobody on the greyhound wants to take the greyhound usually league but how many people really have to go. It's your only like. I don't know the ride home. The bus i took home was <hes> i got there twenty minutes before boarding right and that's when they suggest you get there and any regular greyhound traveller knows that you can get there at the time of departure sure and you'll just star boarding or be waiting another hour and that's what happened stood in line by the way i was out the door for this god damn bus and i was like how was it this full. There's has no way this many people's gonna so's jam-packed right and i'm towards the end of the lines of mccray. Sit next to somebody which is always annoying. I it's just it's annoying for everybody. The prisons in next doesn't want the next you don't want them just data my space. You know what i mean. It's like it's crammed. It's uncomfortable and there's four people in front of me all of them wearing easies. None of them know each other. If you know what easies are it's a four hundred dollar pair of shoes created by kanye west good for the guy. I've made a nice pair of shoes. That's cool. <hes> they're collector's item. Lot of people love them. I don't know i don't know anything about the sneaker culture but i do know that if you can afford easies he's maybe you can splurge for the flight. You know i mean i feel like if i had the kind of money to spend five hundred dollars on a pair of shoes or four hundred whatever it it's definitely something like that that something is somewhere in that range i would you know out spy flight or just not take the i. I don't know i i feel again of other options. You know if that was the kind of money i was working with but that's the greyhound for you. You know it's it who knows maybe they're saving money by <unk> by taking the greyhound so they can buy their second pair of easies or something. Maybe they're actually budget. Maybe they're responsible. Maybe could be anyway away. Pay have you guys liked <hes> the facebook page yet. One crazy story or followed me on instagram at nate comedy at one crazy story. Go ahead and do that right now. While you're listening the be fantastic and thanks for being here as always if you're not subscribed yet <hes> you know subscribe on apple podcasts at your tune in and all the works everything luminary which is a new app. It's everywhere iheart radio. You can find it everywhere so i would appreciate it. If you just sit that subscribe button so you don't miss out on any new episodes. Maybe tell your friends about it. Give it a like or share <hes> the old facebook twitter all that good stuff and <hes> leave a rating and review view. It always helps to show <hes> the podcast is still doing well and i tune so i appreciate whoever's listening over there. <hes> thank you so much. You got to be honest with you guys. I've i've been kind of fell off the wagon lately <hes> and not like anything bad but just like you know i was a pretty good for a little bit like eating healthy making smart choices lately been eating like moron and i gotta stop you know it's just it's just a feeling good you know i've been feeling like bloated and gross and just all just been eating like a moron just a greasy food just nasty just oh fast food. I love fast food. I have such a weird relationship with fast food because like i'll go months without it and unlike there'll be a week where i'm like. Did i eat taco bell three times this week. Like what the fuck am i doing. You know what i mean. You just kind of it comes in waves for me and you know it try to. You know you got to dial back and you know i have the mental capacity to make those choices like okay all right. I'm taking a break. The drive-thrus just made it easier than ever to get fast food. You know a lot of people would call that lazy. You just lazy you. You can't even get out of your car to get your food. You know like like that kind of thing like. I just think nobody in the draft who wants to be seen. It's like okay. No one's gonna notice me. There's gonna pull up. They're going to give me the shit and we're out. You know what i mean. Really i think the drafter has made me more aware and more inmates and it's made me work harder for my food. I've never just gone gone through the drive. Thru out of convenience you know it's always been like a trip from me like i'm on the couch is late hungry. I don't have anything in the house. I it could go to the grocery store. Which is the same distance but you know. I really want to hit the drive through right now. So what do i do. I get off the couch. I put on those shoes. I get in the car. I plug in my phone. It's only a ten minute drive but i still plug it in and i it's a trip that man i make i make a trip out of it right. That's harder work than making and could make a full course meal at ten thirty pm that is it's the same amount of work man you gotta get you gotta get up. You gotta put on clothes. You got to put on shoes. You gotta get your shit together just to get to and then any get there and it's so funny. It's like you're at the taco bell drive-thru right. If you say give me a minute you mean like say. Just give me a minute like what the fuck but how many times you've been the taco bell fast food employees should be allowed to tell you to fuck off. If you say give me just one minute like what you don't know what you're gonna get just can pick something. Okay gimme a minute we have it's the same shit as always just say a word. We'll give you something you know. That's all sat easy takes a lot of work to get the draft. You earned that burger. Enjoy the shit out of it okay and then tomorrow you know reevaluate your decisions and you you know hopefully make better choices in the future. You know what right now fuck it enjoy your life could be doing heroin. You know what i mean and some cases is i feel like here wouldn't actually probably is as addictive as fast food but i don't know i'm just a moron with a podcast. I don't know anything i saw the burger king now as a vegan walker the impossible burger which i've had the impossible burger before and it's actually really good but i'm i'm here. I'm so curious about the burger king walker for impossible burger. I think i'm gonna have to do it. I think i'm going to have to check it out for sure because here's the thing is i i. I'm interested in in the in vegan vegan diet right right <hes> interest me. I don't know why but i like it. I think it's kind of interesting because i know a lot of people who do it and they love it but then i think like you know the vegan. It's getting burger king or a whopper from burger. King isn't a real vegan. They're like they're like the type of vegan. That's just do it for instagram graham. You know what i mean. I know i know a lot of vegans and none of them have any interest in even trying fast food even if it is vegan friendly right. It's like no you're not but i'm glad that vegans have the opportunity to fuck up just like normal humans right. How many times have you been wasted right late at night and you go to taco bell burger burger king whatever your choice and you regret it the next man why eat that like i shouldn't have done that this.

facebook kurt sega apple heroin King mccray kanye five hundred dollars four hundred dollar twenty minutes one minute ten minute two weeks
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

04:16 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"The impossible whopper is now available at burger king. I thought it was called the impossible oppor because it is impossible that that should is actually good for you. I know everybody welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I'm your host paid. Armbruster have eggs or download consuming in being here listening. Thank you hope you're doing well. I'm all right. I didn't post it up so last wednesday some moron and and <hes> had some <hes> not really crazy stuff come up on my mom called me a few weeks ago and <hes> she needed some help just getting a bunch of shit done around her house and i like the good son i am. I went home and i helped de painted a bedroom add. It's yard work. I mean i went all out man. I hustled a painted a bedroom first time i've ever painted a room and let me tell you something. It's not as easy as it looks. I mean anybody can just paint a room room but i mean to do it good job. You know what i mean like especially if it's only a man first of all i'm a moron okay. It's the second i feel. We like to do a good job. We gotta like i don't know you know. I don't know there's like there's technique to a degree. I think so because that does like i'll knock this out an hour and then iraq it out and our and our like it looks like shit. You can still see the paper so you know you just have to go over and over and <hes> but i did it. I got it done ripped up some carpeting in man. I was a god damn i was a man last week. I did man shit craftsman for two days for the two days. Which is the most you'll ever get out of me for the most part that was it. I was like okay. I got all the shit that i'm working on a house. What you want to know how dumb i am. You know how like really dumb. I am is all right so i guess my mom's right. She's already got everything <hes> and she goes okay. Here's everything just go. Go do it so oh i get into the room and there was an open campaign and an unopened can so i go to the open one. I'm like okay. This is about right austar used a in the in the in the thing is the both of them say you know ceiling white right or like pure white for ceiling and that's what she told me. That's what she's doing to use on the ceiling so i started painting with the open can right. I'm about twenty minutes in and dan mom comes into the room and she goes. What are you doing painting and looking great lakes so far. It's coming in you know whatever and she goes. How come you use in that color was talking about and i look and i had been using the colored paint that was already used on the wall so essentially painted the whole trim. I spent a good twenty minutes half hour of my day. Just painting the wrong color on the ceiling and the thing is because you can't because while it's wet it looks kind of white you know but it's like an off-white grey blue whatever the color was so it's close enough and as a catholic that's right. I've never done this before such fucking idiot. That's the kinda sons. She has believed that i was her best option to actually help her with this shit but you know i'll fix it fix. It took an extra. You know took the time on over vert with the actual white paint guys. I did <hes> you know. I don't have facet go all out so made a couple of trips to home depot as well which is is <hes>. They have everything they late. You could literally built a home. They have every item. You need to build a home. That's wild. I've i've never really spent time at home depot. Believe it or not. I'm pretty <hes> <hes> a millennial. We got haven't been soft. I don't i don't work on my favorite part. Those go to home depot and i don't know if it's just the customer service at this particular home depot but you know i walked in and i.

austar iraq twenty minutes two days
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

14:41 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"So apparently violent video games inspire mass shootings okay all right yeah. That sounds about right played a lot of super mario growing up and now i. I just can't resist diving into pipes all right. Hello hello and welcome. I'm to another edition of one crazy story episode two week. Whatever of the of this week so two of this week as yes if you're outed as everyone. I hope you're well..

two week
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

16:06 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"A alot and welcome to another edition of one crazy story ori- i'm nate arm bruce your and <hes> how you doing sorry this is late normally have been really good about getting these out on time times since i've been doing these solo episodes but this week caught up to me at a busy weekend <hes> but it's still monday so it's still <hes> you know fair game just not just just a little later than usual but hope the spines you well. I had a solid week. Hope you guys <hes> hope he did too had a couple of great shows that are brand new comedy club in bolingbrook illinois. Little suburb of chicago called c._g.'s comedy club. Check it out if you guys are ever in the area. It's a great little club man inside of <hes> the palm aid mall. I think it was am not gonna look it up. <hes> the it was a great little great little club <hes> so <hes> thanks for having even me as <hes>. It's always nice to be. It's always nice to work a new club. There's excitement around it. Everyone's happy to be there. It's new and you know it's exciting so there's a lot of fun and working with a couple of new comics and my old pal brian aldridge who has been on this podcast before we we <hes> we talked about how he was in jail during nine eleven which was <hes> quite fascinating because what an experience that was soviet. So have you ever want to check that out. Give brian's episode listen. It's a good laugh. That's for sure bryant's funny. We could all use a laugh right now. Since everybody in america will be shot at at least once. It's monday <hes> monday early afternoon right now. It's <hes> and i'm more tired than i should be. Gotta be honest with you. I don't know what my deals i don't. Maybe i'm sick hope not but <hes> i'm young man. I shouldn't be tired this often. You know i mean you ever meet somebody older than you much older than the new who has ten times the energy you do feel like such a piece of shit. God damn it. This guy is in his early sixties and he's running marathons and i just just i overslept. You know like you just feel like such a piece of shit. Bums me out because i should be able to do. I should at least be able to keep up with somebody like that with somebody that age shoes just as active you know what i mean. I just hope it's not a sign of what i'm going to be like when i'm old. I hope i'm one of those guys that you know later later. In life finds the new found energy like you know what i'm just going to get into long distance running and never looked back. There's a little part of me that would like to run one on marathon in my lifetime just one. I don't need to do it more than once. One would be cool. I i did a five k. Once i was eighteen and at the time it was a cigarette smoker and i did it no training. No practice played hockey most of my life so i was somewhat fit. I was at least <hes> you know in some <hes> so enough shape to run however fire five gay is i still don't know i've seen a hundred of these things every year and i never take the test like three point..

brian aldridge bolingbrook illinois chicago bryant hockey c._g. america five k
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

15:45 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Too much figure <hes> how to get home safely find uber hitchhike walk. I don't know call a friend. Beg you know and a lot of people drive which isn't safe so don't don't drink and drive people if you're drunk right now listening thing to this good anya but don't drive so funny as everybody says don't drink and drive but everybody does it same thing with texting and driving texting and driving every every time i see somebody texting behind the wheel. I sit my beer but i don't need. I don't need games. I don't need anything. I don't need anything to the drink with you know. I just want to have a drink and that's it yet. If i'm going out to have a good time like a wedding i was at a wedding recently and this was the game changer for me. This is a life changing moment. I had an eye opening experience and more so how i react to stressful situations right my so. I'm going to a wedding a friend of my girlfriends right. It's in downtown chicago where having a having a blast this. This day is amazing a wedding. Everybody's happy raw drinking. I'm drinking before the wedding. I don't know it was just a nice. It was a nice day. It's one of those days that you're just. You're ready to go and and have a nice nice time. That's it. You're dressed up. You look nice. You feel good so you have a couple of drinks before the wedding. You know the go to the service us. Go to the reception just to realize you've had three types of alcohol and you know the rule. I mean you know my in my experience experience. You shouldn't mix anything. If you're drinking beer. You stick to beer. If you're drinking gin only drink gin. Don't don't start drinking tequila and wine. Don't don't mix it because that's when you start to get. That's when it gets dangerous you know at least in in my brain i i learned last week that maybe maybe should stick to one type alcohol. You know i. I just play it safe. That's all. I'm a pretty mild mannered guy. I don't. I don't get too outrageous even when i'm drinking taking i'm not the type to get loud violent. You know i if anything i get too talkative but other than that. I don't really get involved in anything you know. I'm a <hes> pretty pretty chill. So the thing about this wedding is it's my girlfriend's friend's right so i know her friends but at this wedding i'm going to see her friends parents and they're the coolest people ever so fun. I don't know like i'm so excited to see them because i don't get to see them that much. I'm not going to get lunch with so you know what i mean. I don't know them like that. So the only time i have to catch up with them as at a wedding and that happens once a year if that and that's probably only gonna last for the next next year so so i gotta get my i gotta get my my fun in you. Know get to see these people. You have a few it's great. Well you no halfway through the reception. It's you know we dinner do the whole thing starting to feel good realizing you've had more than one one type of alcohol. That's not good and maybe i should slow it down. Nope go to the bar. Grab a drink while i'm at the bar. One of them goes nate. Let's do shot and of course. I got a few in me. I'm feeling happy these people that is around around great people. Let's do the shot guy. Hands me a shot like a what is this and then he says that's the quila and i didn't even blink i go. Let's do it drink tequila shot. This happens three times over the course of the evening in between shots. I'm drinking whatever i'm mortar or how do i truly don't remember so the weddings winding down. We're having a blast nights good so far my girlfriend and i decided it's time to leave and we decided we're going to take an uber home and the next day we're talking about. This in my in. My girlfriend says to me <hes>..

chicago
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

05:04 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"It is so funny how the local economy is is just so dependent on bourbon and the tourism all the furniture just made from old barrels. That's all it is. It's like everybody's. It's like wow i know. We got like twenty thousand barrels. What do we do with them. So everybody's got an end table made out of a bourbon barrel. <hes> and it's kinda cool. I don't know it's definitely got like <hes> got a nice vibe though bourbon trail i i like it. The i would check out buffalo. Trace woodford reserve wild turkey <hes> a bunch of them. It was just it was so much fun and the kicker. The the best part is the last i were there. We kinda just made dinner and hung out and and the guy from the comedy label sends me a text message and just as he has <hes> we're we're in over the brick elliot. I worry and i said no why and he goes we'll. Someone got stabbed there tonight. So don't go there. I was like what has happened so we really dodged a bullet or or a knife on on that one and <hes> come to find out this guy <hes> as a local just like a local nutjob kind of thing like local crazy person yeah everybody everybody everybody every time we got one and apparently got into it with the bartender and she grabbed his arm kicked him out and he kind of broke a bottle and you know it kinda like crazy. He left came back with a knife and attacked her. I don't think he quite like i don't think her. I don't think he really hurt her though which thank god but like jesus christ man also this is a town where everybody knows you. How are you. I'm i would never. I don't think i'd ever commit a crime. I think i'm a pretty good person. I don't think i've ever i would ever be driven to stab somebody but if i'm going to do it i'm not doing it in the town. Where like oh yeah that does chuck is <hes>. He owns the the barbershop. There's witnesses everywhere. You can't just be like he may see who that was. Oh yeah yeah it was like forty witnesses and they'll know your fucking name. It'd be crazy if you knew how many times you almost got like you almost died or almost got hurt or something you know. Something bad almost happened do not. I don't mean just car accidents but like what i can't imagine like. I wonder how many times i like if i had left the house ten minutes sooner. I'd have been caught in the line of fire. Is that weird to think about how many times you almost died like. Just you know sitting on the train next sue crazy guy who you know right after you got off he he started stabbing seven people or something something violent. Maybe i'm the only one that thinks about that but while i'm at two it'd be kind of cool to find out how many many pictures there are of you that you don't know about and by that i mean i feel like i'm the type of person in public when people see me they take discrete snapshots. That's of me and send them to their friends in make fun of me. I don't think it's an insecurity thing. I think this is a realistic thing because i just look like a fucking weirdo. I look like weirdo. Sometimes you know so. I would love to somehow access all those photos and videos of just me walking down the street not realizing my shoes untied or i have toilet toilet paper. I'm as you or or whatever it is. I think that would be hilarious so yeah so there you go <hes> if you guys ever go down to frankfort kentucky lucky which i would highly recommend to spend a few friends together. You know all going on a trip together. It's not that expensive and if you're in the mid west it's only a few hours away. That's it so so meghan happen. Man go down there and drank..

frankfort kentucky twenty thousand barrels ten minutes
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

14:50 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Of one crazy story. I'm your host nate armbruster and thanks for being here. Yes i had no shows no shows last weekend which is which is highly unusual and hannah laco on man and it's nice to take a little. It'll break from your whatever your normal life. Is you know mine is constant annoyance and thinking about stupid funny ideas that usually end up going nowhere and <hes> that can be exhausting so instead <hes> i'm i took a trip down to frankfort kentucky and hit the bourbon trail with some <hes> good friends of mine from high school mammoth best friends the and i don't get to see them that often anymore because you know we're all getting older <hes> going out doing our own lives and she had it was a lot of fun and it was a great trip man. It was my first time spending time in frankfurt which is an interesting town. It's a little small town aben i've really only ever been to louisville which is also cool but <hes> we went down there pretty much solely to drink bourbon. You know the the whole bourbon trail thing which was kind of interesting interesting <hes>. I love this trip. I love taking this trip because it was so affordable. It wasn't very expensive at all and which is good because that's my ideal trip man. I'm broke okay. I'm trying and have fun with the least amount of money i can. You know what i'm saying. So i drove down separately came from chicago. My friends came from detroit so we met in frankfurt and dan on the way down. I got so hungry and i bought. I bought a bag of pistachios without the shells yeah. I'm i'm drive a car. I don't wanna have to open to peel the shell of possession or are you kidding me. Do you know who i am. I'm not peeing on the shell of a possession. I thought how like how privileged is that we have. We not which means and and i and i fell for it too. I was like oh without the show without all that work that lazy that i bought a bag of pistachios house without the show really three more dollars than regular pistachios and i was like you know what i'm driving. I don't wanna. I don't wanna work. I don't want to hands on we. Oh man just drink them from the bag like a huge piece of shit. I think it just comes down to me being lazy because also we had a two bedroom airbnb three beds four guys so somebody took the coach but the thing about it is the couch. The couch pulled out but i didn't. I didn't use the bet i i just laid on couch and passed out all because i was too lazy. You know like my my whole thought process at night. That first night was like yeah. I'm just gonna put all those away tomorrow and that's sad that's definitely not look good. You know that's that's what that's my thought process on life. That's my that was my way of convincing myself to just sleep on the couch. You know i'm just kind of put all this shit away tomorrow. I don't wanna have to deal with it but i tell you what man frankfort kentucky i love you. Thanks for having me. I appreciate your hospitality and great bourbon by the way so if you ever down there make sure you check it out <hes> you won't regret it. You have a good time and even if you don't and even if you don't drink bourbon <hes> you still go and force yourself to drink bourbon because it's it's it's it'll it'll grow on you and if you ever go might i suggest you stay in an airbnb on kind of on a somewhat sketchy street eat that <hes> is across the street from what looked like a group home. Maybe like you know just a lot of characters outside walking around you know like when i pulled in ah drive <hes> i drive a truck like a similar of ford ranger right so if you can picture that and as i pull in i see two people pushing a very very very large woman in a wheelchair which you know that's cool..

bourbon nate armbruster kentucky airbnb frankfurt frankfort hannah laco louisville ford ranger chicago detroit
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

07:36 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"This. Woman was so excited to take our order and she was so nice so shout out to taylor see that's how good her customer service was is that i remember her name. You know she was great. She was upset me and she at which is easy at taco bell <hes> the thing that made me laugh the most is we were gonna leave a review you know like because she was so nice so helpful kind. You know whatever you just always want want to help somebody out like that. You know she could easily be an asshole and get away with it. 'cause she works at taco bell. She it's eleven thirty at night. Everybody that comes in here's a piece of shit so so she could easily have been rude and ben legua. What do you want come on. Let's go come is taco bell. Everything's say no she was she was so engaging unkind five star customer service for juggle belfer scher so gary and i were talking about leaving her a review and i look up on like apple maps or whatever and turns out people leave yelp reviews at taco bell did not know this. If you go to any locate lake so you can look at any location on whatever map app that you use there are food. There are reviews people. Take time to review this shit and i got to read you a few of them because these are ridiculous. I just find it hilarious that so many people need to share their opinion about taco bell. I thought it was like common knowledge that you're probably not going to have a a good time. You know i mean the food is what it is. I mean that's it's taco bell. You're just you're gonna get what you're going to get but who's taken the time to review this shit. Listen to this us. The most recent reviews i i looked up the location on apple maps and it took me over to yelp and this last guy so this was six months ago and all it's it's one star one star for a fast food restaurant should have taken lap and looked around before ordering. Place is a disgusting mess tables dirty food on the floor. Drink dispensary has spills an ice all over at condiments or a mess food prep floor area disgusting yeah as every taco bell who walks in like you know at these tables a dirty gonna guess at the food's probably gross come on another one one-star one-star john m every time i go here. I specifically asked for extra sauce pack with my meal and every time i do. They give me one packet per item i order. I didn't know it was hard to grab a handful of sauce so this guy gave it. A one star review says he never gets the right amount of sauce that he asked for but he goes back every time so he gives the plays one start but goes back one a loser who does that who who lives this kind of life. You know i mean even if i've had have had bad experiences at taco bell bottled talk about it if anything i'm online right now talking about how great my experience various was who does that one. Just go in and get it sauce man. Just get over here one star. That's it and it's fast food. Okay if you expect anybody anybody in that room to care if you expect them to actually give a shit you're you're going about life all wrong because it should be the opposite. I expect them to not give but when they do you even if it's a little bit dude the experience is amazing. This is a good one dakota. Two stars time of closing online has two away. 'em pulled up at six a._m. And they were already closed. This is the second time it has happened if you close it to post that time don't close early just because you feel like hey dakota..

taco bell apple taylor ben legua yelp gary six months
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

15:18 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Hey everybody welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I'm nate armbruster if you're just joining us thanks for joining me and if you're new here thanks for joining me and if you're a returning thanks for coming back is that means must be doing alright. I hope i hope you you liked the show. I'm open your solo episodes. I'm having fun. <hes> it's a forcing myself to be more creative than work on shit so it's it's very helpful having the pressure and to not be able to blame the fact that i can't find a guest this week to just not boast an episode so i hope i'm hope you're putting putting up with me. I promise if you're not feeling it yet. It'll get good. It'll get better. I promise i'm working on it so so thanks for sticking with me. Appreciate shit you listening. I'm in michigan right now. I'm in michigan. I'm not in my closet recording as i usually am <hes> amend and my mom's basement i'm visiting for the weekend had a show last night. That was fun <hes> yeah. I left coming back man. It's nice. I come back a lot because there's there's just so many places here that let me work <hes> and perform and and the currently that's all i'm relying on so i kind of need it. So of course i'm gonna <hes>. I'm definitely gonna come back. I drive back and forth from chicago to detroit a lot and i left a few days ago. Come to michigan and i'm obsessed. I've been i'm obsessed. Lately with starbucks cold brew particularly that nitro both are good but lately. I've been hooked on that nitro and it's it is behind it. I think taste. I like the taste of it and it just works man that gets me. It's more potent than normal coffee. As far as caffeine goes so oh. I'm happy with it so i find myself purchasing those a lot more and a good for a long drive. If you.

nate armbruster michigan starbucks caffeine chicago detroit
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

05:28 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"So. I don't get too worked up over at the one thing i did enjoy. You know i guess the only sport i really truly like like overall and i'll i'll check out. No matter who it is. Whatever i enjoy watching hockey <hes> the one thing i did like about this women's soccer game today that the championship championship game and most of the world cup because was played overseas. The game was like ten in the morning where i'm at the so ideal i got up at nine thirty. Watch the game a nice cup of coffee and join my morning. It was a nice ease into the day right they win. We'll go out on a high note. This is exciting. It's such a nice thing man end because at the end of the game. I felt great inspired recharged. You know ready to go enjoy. The rest of my dad got a whole day ahead of me. I didn't even even had breakfast during the game. That's so much it's so much is better than most sporting event sometimes especially if they're on the east coast you're watching a game at ten o'clock at night just getting started and then you know you're inclined to drink can eat chicken wings or whatever just nasty spicy greasy food bar food that you prefer you know. It's just feel like you just i. I was more inclined to make healthy choices during the women's soccer game just because of how early if every sporting event could happen that early across the board i'd be in i'd be sold if i'm watching a game late at night and <hes> i gotta get up early the next morning. This is going to be just a headache man i can't i can't really enjoy i met a bar. I don't like going to a bar to watch sports so so if i'm watching if there's a particular sporting event i wanna watch. I'm not really going to a bar to watch either. I actually prefer to watch alone like most things especially. If it's something <music> i'm interested in. I don't want anyone talking to make throughout the entire thing. You know whether it's a show movie spur you know 'cause. I'm already the guy if i lose interest. I'm talking. I'm on my phone. I'm asking questions about and that's the worst person so. That's and i know that about myself so i avoid those situations. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna sit down and force myself to get on on your level about something you know <hes> as is every four years we <hes> every american pretends. They're really into soccer especially while all the teams good you know we all gotta jump on that bandwagon buys chinese-made jerseys helps the economy and <hes> we can enjoy a nice fourth of july weekend with a women's world cup championship that was really cool watching the game to really learn about how much work goes. I mean man that feel that so fucking big you know you've got to be quick and talented even work your way down that feeling i don't know i just don't know how they died. The fact that i couldn't even imagine how they approach that is crazy to me and that had net is so fucking big that one goal was a penalty kick. I know this is just a common thing in soccer right. I mean that's just part of the game especially for goalie holy but that's gotta be the worst position at all sports soccer. Goalie net is fucking huge man. Oh here whatever and we'll make we'll let this person kick from like twenty feet away or whatever it is and i mean i don. I don't know if our but yeah we'll let this person kick right at. I mean you. How do you even defend that. I don't know i feel like like if that ever happened like a penalty kick. I feel like after the game. I would hold such a grudge against everyone on my team for being like why the fuck would you do that to me because now you look like the moron you know that goes in..

soccer hockey twenty feet four years
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

14:07 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Hey everybody welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I'm i'm nate armbruster <hes> just calming down after freaking out for about five minutes about why i couldn't hear anything in my headphones and it turns turns out. They weren't plugged in the day. I'm having happy sunday while it's monday by the time you're listening to this. It's not sunday but that i'm recording this on sunday. Okay so here we are <hes>. What a week. What are we crazy week. Fourth of july week <hes> kicked off last sunday with the chicago kagoj pride parade which i did not attend but i basically live in the epicenter of it and man was that crazy people everywhere. Everybody's everybody's in a great mood my first time experiencing anything like this i was getting. I just got back into town as the parade events were winding down so people are walking in home and doing their own thing whatever <hes> everybody's in a great mood the wasted and i mean wasted i mean it was just a straight party and <hes> i. I feel bad. I missed out a look like a lot of fun but i was walking to my place about a mile and <hes> the close got too because you know my street was closed off. It was is basically part of the parade route and so i couldn't park anywhere near it you know as i find a spot to leave. My car walked back anticipate because i didn't know what to expect this. My first i experienced living here <hes> my first <hes> it was the first time i was seeing cited how busy it was gonna be you know but my entire street is closed. There's no cars ars at all which is interesting weird feeling because it's a city street. You.

nate armbruster chicago kagoj five minutes
"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

16:05 min | 2 years ago

"nate" Discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster

"Hello and welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I'm your host nate armbruster and dan here. Is another episode hope you're doing. Well just got back to chicago from michigan visiting some friends and went and i saw tom saga who's very funny. Stand up comedian if you're not familiar <hes> stayed in detroit which is always nice and now back in chicago as welcome back to my apartment before recording this now and standing in my closet currently because it as loud as hell outside. There is currently <hes> fifteen feet from me outside. My window is an outhouse because they're working on the building store and it's very odd because it's meant for the employees eased the people working remodeling the building and the outhouses there twenty four seven so of course everybody walking by feels like they can use. Is it and i guess you know i'd rather them. Go there then on the sidewalk in front of my building but you know you can just hold it until you get to your destination right like a grown adult. I mean who in the right mind is like you know. I'm a block away. I better just use this out house. It's clear because you can't. I'm now at a point in my life. Where if i'm going anywhere. I'm like you better go to the bathroom. I am a grown man making a decision. I don't find out later that i gotta go to the bathroom term and then get disappointed myself because i didn't go before i left the house so if you're listening to this right now and you're one of those people that has ruin everyone's night by going <hes>. Can we gotta go to the bathroom. Just go before you leave the house then we'll have to use an outhouse <hes> that's not even meant for public use really but they do leave it just on the sidewalk so i guess it is kind of inviting and if there is an emergency situation you know got take a dump or whatever it's it's there for you so i guess i appreciate them keeping the shit off the streets literally but also no one was doing that prior to having the outhouse there so i just don't get two thoughts. Come to mind when i see this. I see people running in there. Just wander just nonchalant. They don't even knock they just grabbed the door and open lake like it's just the public outhouse i've seen it happen multiple times. It's so russo weirdly because i would never feel comfortable doing that. I'm i'm never comfortable in an outhouse to to begin with but one that's on the sidewalk not even meant to be used by you. You just going to run in there and take a shoot real quick on the sidewalk. There's people walking around you. That's so weird and i just keep thinking is so funny because i'm probably over thinking all of this too but every time i think man that guy shouldn't that those people they should not happy using that that's not they're all upset about it but we really what's gonna like what's the what's the punishment for that. You can't really get mad added somebody for shooting in a place. That's you know i'll do that. You're allowed to shit. You know i keep thinking like mitch..

chicago nate armbruster detroit michigan tom mitch dan russo fifteen feet