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"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Are they going to put it on my twitter bio two just to make it easier for people but yes and then jokes we like reading them and we got some good ones for two day. I just got this one that said. Whereas here we go. This is from JP Leonard. Let's see if this makes Tom and coach laugh. I pick the jokes that we're hearing. So it's really just make coach laugh at this point. This JP Leonard he says, my favorite sexual position is stationary. Bike in that I just lay there while my wife keeps throwing clothes on top of me until you can't tell my real form. Does not bad I. It's a little clunky. It's clunky. It's clunky written but I I like the idea of what you're saying he's laying on his bed and his wife's doing clothes on them. You know how? Like people will buy a stationary bike? And they never use it close on it. That's what I mean I got what he was trying to say Oh, little clunky and maybe I read. This is why have sex with him or is she just? She doesn't have sex in a job. It sounds like she's not yes you just keep throwing clothes on him so it doesn't sound like there's actually sexy happening happening in there so. I apologize brother The you're not having sex. You're just having closed on you. Yeah. I'm bypass the joke and I just WANNA process with them now. Go in it. We wish you look. This is this is from a friend of the show Andrew Rudy who I just saw this very week into go bananas where he was he was hosting my shows he sent in before I saw him even he sent in did you know that if you take acid and stare at Mitch McConnell's face, it will actually stop melting. Get that because I know. I get it. I just saw. Mitch McConnell. So that's why I get that. What was the me I? It was like I. Forget what it was when it was pretty funny was on twitter was brief and I was like you know there's not a lot of room in my head for like random white faces like Mitch McConnell so I just had seen the mean. So that's why that works and I get it. It's it's funny. Good job. Good job. Do if somebody doesn't know what Mitch McConnell looks like. That's the problem. I think a lot of people know what Mitch McConnell looks like. He's one of the famous ones because he has a pretty. His face. You know it's it's pretty. Distinct. You know I mean I guess what? Like there's a whole lot of people that Rocco politics. That's true. That's true. So I guess you're just you know you're going this is this is why I don't talk a lot of politics and my comedy is exactly what you're talking about I'll tell you about the big boys you know but like the presidential candidates and stuff but that's about it. Let's do. Let's do one last joke here this wins yeah. Quick and dirty. We've got something from this guy before I think he's in a lot but some of them are real gyms. This is John. Papillon new I. Know that name. Name US any. Time. He says not to beat a dead horse but I'm all out of glue. Quick and Dirty Joke I. Love it is Johnny Game. Tom I. Think he is. Yeah I think he is although last time I. I. Think, I tagged him because somebody asked who the joke was or they were looking I referenced a really dark joke that I didn't read and somebody was like, well, what was it? I tagged him in it to tell and he goes, hey man, that's my. Regular Account. Can you not take me all? Because I don't want my lake employers to see the sort of shit that I say. All. I think he does do standup though I think I've met him before on along the road. So isn't that crazy? You can't even tell jokes and keep your job anymore. I think most people are just being careful but it's true i. mean our friend of the show who played before Rachel Mac Lost Her job because of jokes. So yeah, it is crazy but you know it's a lot of times. It's. Rich people controlling the they want everything to be a certain way. I don't want to get into it. All right. You got anything else worse or One. More clip for the people today It's one of my favorites that really quickly, I do want to make one real quick recommendation because I meant to do it at the top of the show if you're looking for new albums that are coming out and I think if you like the guy, I'm about to play. Oh. Really like this album that just came out it's my buddy Cameron Gillette Chicago comedian just put out a banger of an album. Called the best set I'll ever have. It's I was there for it. I opened four and this guy is so funny just came out. So give that a listen it's on wherever year albums. Check that out Cameron Gillette and we got one more clip and this is from one of my favorite comics around. I've mentioned many times on this show I just love him. One of the funniest guys in New York right now for sure and his name is Martin or Bono, and this is from his set on comedy central stand up featuring. I was there when he taped this set and it is killer here is Martin Urbano. My name is Martin Bano. Let me just say. Sometimes, my jokes can be sittard can be considered offensive or a little too edgy for some people and I don't want anybody at the wrong idea of who I am up here. So I came up with this little idea. This hat that says I'm a good guy on it. So these next few jokes in case he starts to thank you I. Don't know if I can lap just look at the hat. No,.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Dot, com slash teams. All right that was greer barnes from his comedy central presents back in the day and Rachel. Feinstein. From her episode of the half, hour man I love these comics. Greer is an absolute legend I want to go in for a minute because if you don't know about him, you gotta check him out. He has clips online but seeing greer live is a totally different thing and I remember before I met him I was so intimidated by him because he's there's an air about him with the specifically with the comedy cellar because. I remember when I auditioned at the comedy cellar auditioning at the comedy cellar in very stressful. It's you get five minutes. They throw you in the middle of a real show with you know a regular lineup of comedy cellar comics and it's all killers. So they throw you they throw you in the midst and see if you can hang and. I remember John Fish great comic was hosting and he goes he goes, Hey, do you have a preference on when you WANNA go up? We're GONNA put you after this one guy it's Kinda of earlier in the show, but I just want to get up there before grier goes up and He said that because he goes I'm telling you when greer gets off stage, he will be the mayor of this room late they they're gonNA love him so much that it's it's very hard to follow and I don't fully believe in that sort of thing like the hard to follow mentality I think. Almost, anybody can follow anybody if if you have the right little moves to change the energy up not always but for the most part, even if somebody murders, it's almost better if somebody murders because then people are in a good mood. So it it's it's even easier but greer's is a special type of killer where. He changes the whole vibe of the room. He slows it down to his pace and he just murders and Sir enough I, went on before and and it all worked out but. Then, I got to sit back and watch him do exactly what John said he would do, which is just changed the energy of the room and Be Hilarious, and I realized I had seen greer before when I had come through the seller because he has this opener. That's brilliant. I'm not going to ruin it but it's he essentially pretends to have been a homeless person outside and it's such a great opener because it sets up everything he says afterwards as he's a Weirdo and he does these very perform tive. BITs. That are long and very cartoonish and he commits so hard as knock he's not too cool to perform and that's what i. that's something I really respect somebody who will just lay it on. You know what? I mean by that coach absolutely. No. Especially because you know when you commit, I got a buddy who actually just dropped the album then Jeremy Hawkins I'm yes. Some he commits so hard, and then sometimes you you just reward the the commitment because you're like, oh, he's he didn't leave. He didn't break. He didn't give me an opportunity to to not to to to disconnect from the actual material but at twenty said at about the looking like a homeless guy because I was watching especially special because you you know he send this the clubs and I'm like this guy is in short I was told that no one's allowed to wear shorts on stage. It's like the rule but then this guy is on comedy central wearing shorts and I think he had sandals on I. Think he did. Isn't as a gift the rules it's this is the thing you have to know the rules to break them. They say and he knows all the rules and what he knows is if it fits your character better, there's another comic Charlie. Villa, what the Hell's that guy's name he does the planet Charlie on Comedy Central. This is from years ago, but he also wore shorts I think maybe got a Lotta Shit for it and it is it is this weird rule that's slowly were all shifting from and I think that if you. Have a certain type of act that fits a certain type of look. It makes more sense to dress to fit the look because. I was told this early on comedy is two things. It's audio and visual, and if you see somebody and they don't match what their act is if it's kind of jarring so greer is very smart. Do what he does which is to dress as he is he doesn't spend all though he doesn't always dress like that anymore. I. Mean he he'll at times. It's worse T he's jacked. He is one of these ads such good. Yeah. He's he's jacked man and just cool as hell but. I think he knows the bottom of the barrel the at the end of the day if you're killing nobody's GonNa give you shit about what you're wearing. If you're if you're just really killing and especially the way he kills, which is like I said. Very, vulnerable to to commit the way that you the reason the committing is so hard and and why it's respectable that somebody like Jeremiah or like or like greer or anybody who does somebody like Roy Scoville they commit so hard is that when it doesn't work, it's so much more embarrassing feeling. It feels so much hotter in on your skin when you've done this whole thing and nobody gives. There's eight people in the room. You know what I mean it and you're like, well, there's not really the energy here to do this, but I'm just going to do it anyway and I'm GonNa will this crowd into following me here or they're gonNA think I'm a dumb it has and it's it's really difficult and and the reward is when it works, it's the hardest you've ever laughed so yeah. You gotta see greer live to really to really feel that and yeah, he's allowed to wear shorts I don't think he wears I've I. Don't think I've ever seen him wear shorts at the seller but yeah, I, I don't think that. He would have necessarily a problem with that but I think he dresses are addresses like everybody else at the seller like everybody kind of texture and that's good. That's good. Now, what about this other clip you pick I picked some clips from Rachel Feinstein. We've I think we've played right and show before I'm a huge Rachel Feinstein Fan I I really love her and i. didn't realize before it's funny. I was watching her comedy central presents from way back and I was like this is good but it's not what I remember I remember watching this special the half hour and being mesmerized by I. was blown away because I was like I don't. Have, I not seen this person before this was when I was in college maybe or something like that or. Maybe shortly after but I I was watching I was like this is so funny and it's her old timey woman voice that is just so good interesting. She can talk about sex in a way that doesn't feel as dirty for some reason it's it's very I. think it's I. Love Silly. I've said it on the show before I really like silly whimsical shit and I like really dark and cutting stuff and she does a good job of of slipping and she's also so self deprecating and when I when I used to work on. You up with Nikki Glaser the comedy central show she would come on and be one of my favorite guests. 'cause she would always come on with some disheveled s story about having beef jerky loose beef jerky in her purse and that was. This is my type of person like I. I'm exactly the same way and I just love the hell out of the way she juxtaposes. You know talking about something modern some sort of modern sex thing with this old timey voice it's it's so funny and She's been working her ass off for a long time and I really hope people. See how funny she is she is an hour special on comedy central to she has two hours of material I believe on comedy central alone. So that's a big man in there. Check it out. Big Man we should We should get to some of these jokes that people have sent in. May. Go you guys know it. You love it. We've gotten so many submissions and I WANNA point out real fast. If you don't know how to send these jokes in you, you're gonNA have to maybe go through my instagram now because I have. I was telling people to go on the comedy central website I tried to do that myself. I can't find it so I think. If you Google make Tom and coach laugh either you can find it. But if you go to my instagram time car if you if you click on my I have a link on my little profile or whatever, and goes straight to this linked to send in a cintas jokes. Are they going to put it on my twitter bio two just to make it easier for people but yes and then jokes we like reading them and we got some good ones for two.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Without a Tom. Then what are you doing? Backfire. Takhar shirt standing next to. It's such a funny idea. I don't know what that would look like. I'm not that black-faced one of the again it's just one guy wearing a Los Angeles had and another guy wearing a pacers ahead. That's all. I. Got. and. It would go to and be like Robin big. No, no, no Tom and coats. We do have. Thought about that before Dave were. robbed. Gardy. Has a comedy show, but we're the we're the state up comedy version of Robin Yeah. Former bodyguards last thing. That is so funny I like Alouine but I don't think every year I. Think I'm going to do something for it that I, I ended up not doing anything and I realize I don't even really like that but I liked it as a kid because it was like it's Kinda like your i. If you're you know in comedy or whatever. It's your first chance to perform for strangers or whatever. So I would I would do bits. I. Remember I dressed up. We didn't have a lot of like money for costumes or whatever, but I would Shawn Kemp Jersey I remember just going and wearing a mask and putting on a Shawn Kemp Jersey and being like sean if he was crazy. I like it though no one's like going out this year I. Mean I, know you live. That Indiana's trick or treat and baby isn't this crazy it's crazy I live in another country like I want out I wonder though by Liangelo people here's the thing that triggered reading is one of those things where it's like I understand if you're somebody who's like this is fucked up like I wanna be able to open my business stop telling me what to do trick or treating is insane. Going door to door to strangers, thousands with your damn kids stay home come on what are you buy some Candy Watch them. Halloween movies who gives a shit you know it's one of those holidays. It's not important like that one. Over here me, there's one of those Halloween costume places that opened up and I was like is this GonNa pop this year like are we not is Kobe Kobe is so selective it's and it's really tight, but then it gets loose for the right protests right holiday idol. People are here. I went to those I went to some of those protests. Everybody's wearing a damage get the ones that I was listening to the damn media. Nobody's. I understand I was a halloween is safe because everyone's in the mask every. Third. It's the one time of year. Everybody's finally wear off. It's so save you should trigger. And then you know what treat everyday like it's Halloween where they. Start, to stay. Well, can we get into the? Atomics. Lutely we can coach. We got some great comedy today I'm I'm very excited and I picked these clips I got a chance to pop over to the old comedy cellar for dinner. Before I left there, they're open for dinner bigger in quotes. And so I popped over there and it just made me. For some good old comedy Cellar Comedians and so today both comics that I have for the middle of the show are comics that are killers over the old comedy cellar. The first one I have for you. Today is greer barnes comedy legend Greer Barnes, and this is from his comedy central presents and I have Rachel Feinstein for you and this is from our half hour. Here are greer Barnes and Rachel Feinstein. Support for this podcast comes from state farm here with good news and even better news. The good news state farm has new lower car insurance rates. The even better news.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"All right that was Mitch Hedberg. From his comedy central presents hello ha ha via. Whatever the hell is going to be called I've gotten a bunch of new ones. You guys can stop sending them I feel like we're just GONNA. Do random was that you think ones that are fun. I don't care sutton aches somebody sent one in I had of read this one t coach. So by the way this is standard with top dicara I'm Tom Takhar joined as always by producer extraordinaire coach t. how our coach I I'm doing very well as always I'm Elliott. Just I remember what it was. It was a mix between sutton aches and chuckle heads and she said suckle heads and like I don't think anybody's happy with that SUCCO head. This lady said, I wish I could find the email I'm sorry to ever was i WanNa, give you credit but also I don't even know if you want credit for that. Trying to be inclusive. That suckle head sounds like some sort of like derogatory term for prostitutes or some shit like. that. Oh, is that right? Oh. Now, you can be look like the. Head. I went gay I didn't I didn't think. The processes, Beijing, gave. I went gay. It's early. Man Yeah that was Mitch Hedberg what a what a clip. He's the comic just keeps on giving. There's there's so many good. That's from that guy and. We got a great show today. How are you coach Hey, Ben I'm doing well. Yeah I got. You know just out here living in La what New York Man I am on the road right now my man. Yeah I went to I'm back in Indiana right now reporting live from my mom studios it yeah, and she uses the show every week. So shout out to my little mommy. That warns my heart. Yeah she's a she's a great mom and she's yeah, she's provide me a little room here to record the podcast. So I'm loving it's nice to be out here in the Midwest and the fall you know watching the leaves change a margin. Movies are you Alene main coach. You know I'm a little torn man 'cause I I like I think it's fun to dress up not meet. That's weird. But the fact that people dress up is fun but I also don't WanNa like praise any witches or anything so I'm I'm always torn. I heard a lot of people are going this year is Tom and coach T.. been here the people are dressed up as Tom and coach T.. V.. became black face me. You don't want to get into trouble. I hear. You have my permission by the way because I think it's hilarious and brave but. Coaches permission. Your job will not give a shit about coaches. Show them a clip from this podcast coach. Diese. Will Not hold up like maybe you're in school you had to watch the bad movie and get the permission slip signed I sign what you need design. Code, you could be signing. Permission Slips. Oh Man you know what? Go for it email coach Steve. Get your black face permission slips back we have. To be specific. It's gotTa be if you're dressing up as a topic coach Steve The pocket. Black face without a Tom. Then what are you doing? Backfire. Takhar shirt standing.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
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"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Guy who found fame late in life which rare he wasn't a successful comedian get noticed that he was old. What about red? Nate nate man. So Red State Nate. I'm a huge huge huge fan of of neighbor. Godsey and I wonder if if people spot the similarities in the two people that I picked today which is if you listen to nate. And you listen to Mitch one thing. That is absolutely true of them. Hearing them is that they are themselves completely on these two albums. I think we flip from his From Brigades who special. It's also on his album fulltime But he's just purely him. And you'll notice nate. Never changes his voice he never does like and then the guy was like her could you? He never does that. It's always nate's voice that you're hearing and I think that's really interesting. I and same with Mitch. Mitch is just talking the whole time. I think when I first aid this is something I wanted to talk about and I think this'll this'll be interesting to hear your thoughts on this coach but the first time I saw nate I watched him do an hour and I laughed the entire time I was. It was this hour. Actually this the the first time I saw. I'm pretty sure he was doing this. At least the first time I saw him long said he was doing this hour. And that bid about Going having a time machine is one of my favorite bits of all time. I think it's Genius and this is a comment on the youtube video. And it's true nate. Paint himself as an idiot. And every man like being able to paint yourself as the dumb guy that kind of everybody can relate to that thing he says about going back in and not being able to prove he's from the future most of us can relate to that if you if you told somebody about cell phones you would not be able to explain the technology to tell the no it works and it's it's it's really great but I watched him do that our then. I watched him do it again. The next night I used to hang out at the comic and Bloomington pretty much every weekend at this point my life and I would go watch Whoever was there and I watched if they were great I would watch them multiple nights in a row because I wanted to learn from them and I watched nate and again. Just killer killer killer. I love hearing the bids again and it was the hour. It was him doing this hour and half to the third show. My friend was opening for my friend. Sally Brooks Very Funny Comedian. She's in Atlanta. Now she goes. I kind of feel bad. 'cause I'm I'm being dirty on stage and I worry. That nate doesn't like that but he doesn't seem to care and I was like. Why the fuck would nate care about that. Why would he care and she goes Tom? He's clean and I watched him do three hours. And I didn't know that I didn't even notice it and the sign of to me a really. Great Comedian Comedian. Whose clean is when you you leave and you go. I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice he was clean. And I think I think it will This will lead me on two more things but I just think the way he talks is so funny any. He writes so brilliantly and also scathing what he's he he has some really like dark lines. I think. And there's like a sarcasm to him. That's so funny while also being kind of innocent because he's this you he plays this dumb guy in order to play a guy and be so good at comedy you have to be really fucking smart. You have to be really intelligent to pull that off. I think and he does it so well. I think he's I think he's he's great but being able to do to be cleaned without rubbing in the audience is face. There's like this cute thing happening is to me. Great it's the sign of a great claim comedian nate His wars might be clean but his thoughts are very dirty. I think that's true. I think that there's there's this seething underneath some of the things he says are just a weird little bite really. It's the writing is sharp. It's so sharp. And somebody who my buddy who came up with nate. My Buddy Graham was saying that like he doesn't tell like joke jokes he never. You don't hear I mean. He has observations occasionally one of my favorite jokes of his about Walmart and Walmart versus mom and pop stores which is an observation. But it comes weaved in through this kind of this story or something. That's going on in his life. You're just hearing about who made is on stage and yeah peer innate. I I really I really love it. From the second he gets on stage the time he gets off your your world and that's that's another side of of a great comic to me. I don't know if it's fair. I know Seinfeld is clean. I know you know rest. Natives claim with do feel a little dirty to me. Five fills always talking about chicks smashing initial. He's twenty ticks in his show. Every episode was a New Lady. That was thrown his cocky. Just didn't like that's around it. You know Costanza those guys. I was like you guys. You guys are dirty. Just just you clean about. It doesn't mean you're not clean I do like the way that The young black COMEDIANS are coming up..
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Think like time traveling like if I could go back in time Tom. Tonight and go back to like the twenties knowing everything I know right now. I don't think I would make a difference. I don't think you guys would even hear about it. I don't think he would. I just don't because I don't have anything to get. You know like I would go back and see like some guy on the phone like hey. Eventually their phones you carry in your pocket and like yes like how do they do? I like I don't know how they do it. I think it's a satellite. I think the satellite. What's the satellite should've even said that like metal metal go pretty high in the air? I don't know if you guys are doing. I don't even know if I could prove I'm from the future. I don't even think I could. I think I would just get stuck because they would want something. Who'S THE NEXT PRESIDENT? Oh Boy Abraham Lincoln you guys are GonNa love him. He's really good. They just think from the past. That's what who like. He would just. It didn't have to get a regular job. You have to wait tables or something. In the twenties. I would go back in time and do worse than I'm doing right now. Okay that was Mitch. Hedberg and Nate Bar Gazzi guy loves clips. Mitch Hedberg. I can listen to.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Pull my phone out like this is what happens to me with Comedians to and a lot of comedians post very thirsty stuff especially during quarantine and I'll just be all vote on like what the fuck man look not trying to see your like especially some of these dudes just posting their bare asses right. Pony guys bear as is funny. I don't WANNA fuck it. But it's not if you. WanNa fuck it. Yeah that's a good point then. It's not somebody wants to fuck that. Acid spun off all the way to until you come it anyway. Tough man but Who you got for us to listen to the night man. I got some clips real excited for you guys to hear. I put a Lotta time into both into the whole show. This we like I do every week to be honest but this week I was really excited because I got a message from somebody who had a request And that was let me find this message. Real fast it was somebody on INSA named Acura Yacky. I think I hope I'm saying that. She sent me a message saying that she loved to hear some Mitch. Hedberg sometime and I would. Also I was also thinking the same thing I was already kind of. I had already been listening to Mitch recently because in an earlier episode I played. Dan Minced opened the show. Dan Mintz is a great great one liner comic. And it's hard to listen to anyone liner comic for me without thinking of Mitch Hedberg so this first clip is a group of clips from Mitch Hedberg 's album strategic grill locations and the second clip is from neighbor Gazzi on his special full-time magic. Every food. The Food and the group will cover for the bath. Who got your stomach like? You can't with an array. Then they would travel down to your then they will get there then. The care will say it's Cool Me Soda Pop for Twentieth Six Pack. That price flux was your head because any status that you're gonNA sell top de guys things that pop with me going on man looking to buy some fifty cents a can is now refrigerated because this is a half ass commitment. My friends said to.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on The Bone 102.5
"To penis. Okay. I I don't be we love you. Thank you. Sally. That's the real, Sal, I told you, you to believe me, the real Serafino real Saratoga Sally. When I hear one, she a real asked Sally to live. Uh-huh. Hey guys having a year. Happy new year to you, sir. Thank you. I took with points for you. So the door holding obviously say thank you, head nod or something is now holding the door shirt, but on the same token, if I'm staying hold the door. Don't feel the need to rush yourself to the door. How it's funny that you say that I've stopped holding doors for people because I feel so guilty. When I see someone that's too far away. And then they start to trot. I don't want them to trip. My trial feel bad about that to trot. It's part of my, thank you. It's a long. It's thing do it for you, because I know you, but if it's a stranger like today, I'm walking in there. A woman probably fifty feet behind me and I thought I could hold the door but then it's going to be weird, and she's going to feel like she has to run. And she might fall and break her hip and then to t- Bagger and give her a mushroom stamp, while she's on the ground, and I'll get arrested. So because of that, I didn't hold the door for and yeah, I feel okay about it a lot running through your head is you're just going into work. A lot going on here. Seth. Sir. Yeah. This is red redneck, mocha J, the lion and the bear. Hey, what's up dude? I'm just gonna pick on. You said that I was a it was, I want a lot and things up a little bit. Cool. I appreciate that one time per show. He was saying he wasn't real right now. Yeah. Not real, you're right to live alot damage. Love authenticity. Caller from the seventy seven. Hi. What's up how you doing? What hey would take that not saying, you're welcome a little bit further winning that, gets me really gets me? When you say thank you to a waitress or server and they're very ply is. Uh-huh. And then we say knowledge, thank you. And that's not what Mamma taught you to say I guess you're right. Don't you hate the inappropriate you to like, when the server goes, enjoy your meal, and you go you to like the minute it's out of your mouth? You just go oh, you know, they're taking your thing at the movies, and he go. They enjoy the show and you go. Yeah. You to you don't get to enjoy a movie because you're working, you'll loser. I'm gonna go see the avengers Tony stark dies. Don't walk out. Thank you. I don't even know if Tony stark dies. That's what I heard you can get mad at me if you want to it was ruined. I haven't seen the movie yet they lifted the endgame. Spoiler hashtag cast photos came out. I guess I still haven't seen it. And I don't know if I'm going to. Well, I mean, how could you at this point? You've you've heard it all. Now, I wanna see how he dies or if he dies can I signed a petition to get them to rewrite the end of that move, even though I haven't seen any of them for game of thrones losers. Can't wait till people are complaining about the finale love it. Do we're past the point where people love anything. Just want to give it a rest in peace to the big dogs, do you do make? Yeah. A radio colleague who I never met. Okay. I guess you gotta go seventy seven five seven nine hundred to five that is sad. It is you never like to hear about anybody passing away lesser evil. He had a lot of mutual friends. I never knew him. I never listen to them, I only knew him because he got sick real sick and they had to replace him. Yeah. He was he was fun to listen to in something. Big was happening because he would go in on all the sports teams all the guy so that that was fun to listen to. Yeah. No Miko didn't like him very much. But, you know, he made his Mark here in the community and, and it's a sad passing in may he rest in peace and thoughts and hugs to his family to live low. I just wanted to thank you for that Mixmaster. Really live. Oh, but crappy, thanks kids stuff. Yeah. That was awesome. You did a great job. Thanks, dude. All right. Very much. Speaking of awesome. I want you to just listen to a rookie Seth and I get sent daily audio and today for some reason they sent a Mitch Hedberg bit and who couldn't use a little Mitch Hedberg before we go into give dick arrest and the show. Here's one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. Mitch Hedberg the jazz music of comedians very fractured. Very weird, but I love the guy in may. He also rest in peace abandoned in the.
NHL, Grant Fuhr And Sweden discussed on 31 Thoughts: The Podcast
"Grunberg European coaches in the NHL, not as the systens, but as head coaches overdue. Well, I think that if he comes in. It's probably going to be as an assistant. I I don't know if he's going to jump right into a head coaching job. Look, I'm for anything that makes people better. And there's no question. The sports changing. It's opening up its is two different things and new things and at the end of the day. I don't care where you're from. When I was a kid grant fewer drafted by the Oilers Cougars believe it was Ingle magazine or something like that our goal magazine one of those old magazines goal hand. Yeah. The didn't article on Grant Fuhr being a black goalie, and there was a quote in there from Glenn say there, we are basically said I don't care if Grant Fuhr is purple. I only care if he stops the puck to which Mitch Hedberg was hold on guideline somewhere. People trail of Hedberg. But I subscribe to that theory. I don't care where you're from a what your background is can you do the job. And if you can do the job there's room for you, the one area, and that's when we talked at the beginning of long preamble talking about areas where we need to see new voices and seeing people to get new ideas, you feel that way about bench bosses. I feel that way about the media's well hockey media, whether it's through the O, whether it's truck doesn't matter. We don't have European voices represented at all Bobby Holik once upon a time when he retired sort of flirted with a little bit chemo teams at the all star game was he working for Finnish. Tv that's not North America. Where is that European voice on Canadian slash American broadcasts? They make up so much of the NHL. This discussion could go into a lot of different areas. Because you know, people would listen to what you just said and said there's a lot of different voices that should be on hockey broadcasts. I, but I think one of the toughest things is to get X players in the NBA all the ex players. They wanna be on TV, and they make a ton of money in the NHL not a lot of the biggest ex players want to be on TV, and the money is a different scale and you'll for example, Kevin be exit who's done a few broadcasts with us and was between the benches and all star weekend. He wants to be a dad, and how is that a bad thing? And can you get guys to commit to the job? You know, for example guy like allow European players. How many European players stay in North America after they're done. That is a very interesting question and hang on and specifically, although they've been a couple outfits Samuel Peterson Laura's. Coach's kid I know in New Jersey. There are a few that run camps in Florida. Yup. Specifically Swedes for the purpose. Cobra car. Yes, he does. Yup. Ricard Gronberg just on the podcast, generally. And this is a wide brush statement here when Swedes are done their NHL career. They go to Sweden, and they stay.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on The Steve Austin Show - Unleashed!
"The last thing I thought it'd be talking to stone cold often about Mitch Hedberg guy. Just in comedian, FAM, I'm such a fan of stand up comedy. And I ain't funny enough to be staying of guy, and she didn't take a lot of gusts even go out there. I mean funny to room entertainment, buddies, doing stupid shit, especially if we're getting drunk getting on stage is whole different things in Carlin. Richard pryor. Eddie Murphy, it'll Matan merg and Mitch Hedberg was man. And even a lot of your stuff. I mean, it's just kind of some as low key some of its pitch is delivery. It's cadence, and it's like a lot of people don't get Mitch Hedberg. And like, I don't get it. Fucking dumb. Yeah. I don't know what it was about that guy. But I just loved him. But was an influence on you have big influence. Yeah. My three biggest influence comedic -ly. Stand up are otherwise Dave Chapelle, Mitch Hedberg and Lucille ball. Those are the people when I was a kid I loved I love Lucy when I was a teen foundation pale, and then I got a little bit older Mitch Hedberg in that was really the comedy that spoke to me because you know, I'm a young black, man. But I don't really fall into like the Richard Pryor are the like Eddie Murphy of me and like super confident in a ladies man type of guy. That's never been who I was. So I didn't relate to that. But when I saw day Chapelle when I saw Mitch Hedberg whereas sunglasses looking down just telling these jokes. I was like, okay. This is a guy. I get right. This is too. But tell me about Lucille ball and fraud occurs. Bagging today, you know, owner than you are, but. I love Lucy man that was one of the shows that you did not miss Van Dyke Show. But I mean, man, she was funny as hill, and it was kind of like, she a great delivery, super smart. Very cares magazine. I actually think she's pretty, but there was also physical comedy. Yeah. Whether facial yes of like that I mean, but how did that affect you? Or I mean, like, I would never expect you out of three names you drops Lucille ball. And that'd be incentive. I mean, she's one of the most talented women ever show business. Yeah. I think it's just when I was a kid growing up growing up in Chicago after the cartoons were coming on or they'd end up around two thirty. And then I love Lucy we play, and I just kind of fell in love with that. And I grew up in the south side of Chicago, which is kind of a tough tough area. And my mom's a single parent, and she was always working. And and so I was kind of like, you know, not saying that my mom wasn't there. But I was kind of like raised by watching Lucy watching television and a lot of it. Took me out of like, the negativity that was going on in my in my childhood, and it was like he was his world where everybody was happy and fun and all this silly stuff is going on. And so it was a hero for me. Then then when I got older, and I would read about McCarthyism and how difficult it was for them to have this interracial couple on on air during the fifties. Like, and then how she how they pioneered the three camera sitcom and how she Greenland Star Trek and all these things she did as an executive as well as a comedian in a model. I was like, oh, she's one of the dope is human beings ever. Like, she's amazing. So she's been hero mine for the longest like if you go to my office just bunch of wrestling action figures, and then like a big old portrait of Lucille ball. I was watching you on a shit. It was you and McGregor. And he was doing a podcast I believe, and then you should..
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast
"Let me know if you want to do my podcast sometime, and I'm like what I'm like reading it over and over again, like it's mind blowing and then when I get on the phone with them. It's it's stone cold, and it's. Hey, man. What are you doing? Yeah. It was like, oh, I was just having dinner, you know, just having dinner with my wife. What are you having? God. Like did the podcast. We went over like us asking me about like my diet. 'cause he's just fascinated by the fact that I just eat garbage all the time fast, food like everything. And so like a couple of days after we did the podcast he called, and he was just asking my opinion. I is mind blowing these asking my opinion on we recorded to podcasts would they do. I think it would matter which order puts him out in. And I'm like, first of all this conversation is blowing my mind. But I was like, no, I don't think. So. And he's like, okay good. Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. Hey, would you do after after after you do the podcast? Would you hit a burger some? Actually on the way to the airport. I did hit up a KFC on the way to the airport. And he just goes. You saw fucker. You are the greatest the greatest thing. It's so crazy how much he knows about so many different things. Yeah. Phone I talked to him. I assume he had no clue who I was. I found out that he had some idea who I was. And and I moved I'm horrible impressions by we'll still try to it. It's just don't call voice. I'm gonna do a quick first of all. Here's my Peter Griffin. Yeah. How peter. I just say whatever. Sundays on FOX. At least nobody can be like who's that's supposed to be. So, but he's like, man. Doing a phone for a few minutes going over like we might be able to do the podcast, and he was like before let you go. The question is okay of bullshit here. You inspired at all. But Mitch Hedberg. Ever favorite?.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5
"I put up put up a couple of pieces from because there was so much already audio. You know, there was the dramatic moment when he made the announcement. And then there was the funny where already you're in great hands. You're going to be going with Kevin mirror of city of angels. Who spoke with Donald Trump at the drug symposium, the opioid symposium in Washington DC retaliates with. Yeah. I roasted the Donald Trump for comedy central and it was all over. And it's really funny is really good stuff in the story tells about Mitch Hedberg will break, your heart. Also today channel twelve tape and a piece about it, which I'm hoping to look up and see. But also. There's a story of. Ellie? Telling her story about what we rehab was like for her album. Sorry, telling the story about would rehab was like for her. So if you get an idea of what is the experience is judy's got a great blog up there. You know, an open letter to already know as as a fair someone who loves him in, you know, so many people pulling for him to make it. So you go and you read about it. Nj one zero one five dot com. Even put the entire piece of audio up. There also yesterday my FINRA designing we grew up with we came on the radio, and we asked you for a kidney. He'll the ultimate sacrifice and Melissa answered the call and heard it and donated the kidney and the surgery was yesterday. And you heard Melissa in the last hour, we'll get that nj one zero one five dot com. So there's a lot to go with Fluffy's football. Forecasts erupt there. We got three games the eagles and the Cowboys the giants and the forty Niners. If you really manic and the jets and the bills just reminding us that if your New York sports fan your football teams, absolutely. Suck. But when I want to talk about this hour. I didn't realize this. But a recent poll shows that seven out of ten millennials would take a pay cut if they could bring their pets to work. You believe that? Seven out of ten millennials. This is on CBS, Philly duck. I got it from channel three millennials would take pay cut if they could work with their dog. I mean seriously first of all the dog is going to see the results of the pay cut. That's one thing is like, you know, what fighter we love you. We get there. And you get to cook the work for me. But I'm no longer giving you the milk bone. Now, you're gonna get the Storebrand. What are you would you? Would you take a pay cut? If you could bring your dog to work every day, take your dog to work. They this whole thing about, you know, service dogs service animals, and you know, it's one thing when you're actually in the service your suffer. And you need the service animal other others where people just feel they can use that excuse to take their pets wherever they want to go and a lot of times, it's annoying. When people bring their pets around depending on the situation. Restaurants, some dogs like NASA, there are places where you can bring your dog to the restaurant. You get hang out with the dog. And what happens when the dog sees another dog? Wreaks havoc. But that's that's beside the point. But how do you feel about this? Would you take a pay cut? If you were able to bring your pet to work and going along those lines two things one what would be a great perk to have it work. I give you good go in and ask your boss for a perk. You're not going to give me any money. How about giving me this? I remember when I was doing traffic and accompany came to me and asked, you know, would you come work for us and negotiations, and you know, how much you're going to get you know, there's a point where you're not gonna get any more money. So then you start thinking, well, can I have this can I have that?.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on WGN Radio
"Seventeen hundred zero number all right. How're you doing everybody we were just talking with Bert Haas executive vice president at zanies regarding the fortieth anniversary, of the of the classic comedy club here in Chicago and now we're talking about favorite standup? Specials? Favorite standup specials and movies and what are you, what, what what which ones, do you. Like three. One two nine. Eight one seven two hundred We were just discussing, the most recent John Mullany standup special and I was talking about what I think is the? Greatest? Recording of up ever documented in that's Richard Pryor, live, in, concert from, nineteen, seventy nine Which is just I think the. Enemy of up and and and, yeah I love it, so as to who do. You like who else do. You like. I would so thinking about, it I would I don't really have any at the moment but back when I was. Younger, I and, she's still I. Think she's still great I would, watch Margaret, show oh yeah I know in comedy, central they would always play all those standup shows do the half hour stand. Up. Our specials yeah my favorite those Pulp Fiction do, you remember this Pulp Fiction, like comedy things that, they would they'd have them you. Stand up. And. Then they. Would do all these little, vignettes and stuff right. Remember Margaret show doing a half hour comedy special and anytime it was on I had to like I just I cannot Saab laughing Margaret shows great she's. Great she's a she as morale big influence on Patty Yeah yeah It's crazy she's such. A pioneer, I mean she had she had a cheetah sitcom here back in. The nineties it's just to me that was crazy to see some Asian American doing a comedy doing a sitcom. On ABC you're. You're right, I mean and it, was groundbreaking and even not just in terms of. TV sitcoms but in terms of standup she's a groundbreaker. To know. She's great Margaret shows Mark. Chose great you know which you know which of the? Comedy, central A half hour comedy central presents ones Did you ever. Get into Mitch Hedberg Oh. God yeah oh. My God no Mitch Hedberg Dave attell Yeah David tell. Hosted, that. Show. Insomnia insomnia Love that. Show, that show was, great yeah, David, Hilbert Mitch, Hedberg was just I mean he you know he had, he had like a stone. Or persona, obviously but his stuff. Was brilliant, I, mean it was just brilliant. And I love that guy and of those you know the. The the half hour specials that, we're talking about that comedy central aired. That, one might. Have, been my favorite, that the, one, with the, Mitch Hedberg specifically one was might have been my favorite, of the ones that that. Aired he, was amazing if he's amazing I love Denis Leary's no cure for. Cancer I absolutely love that and It's it's a great piece of one man show he also sings. The whole song which is one of my favorite songs of all time and. It was a song that, I sing every week at ginger ale house like it was like my it, was Mike my song to the, point, where I'd be. At cub games walking, through the bleachers and. Go hey it's the. Whole That'd be. Like you're right on both counts but yeah and I love I love no cure for. Cancer I just think it's really brilliant and funny the late great Ted Demme. Directed it was a one, man show that he did in London for a while he worked on it, in London and he brought it, out, in Chicago and And that was right After an esmerelda I'm. Sure you remember this that was right. After he did those. Countless promos. For MTV oh yeah where he was, like the anger guy ripping on shiny happy people over here and. Heavy people over here That whole, the ranting little bits that he did for MTV Because he the progression was he was on remote control one of the first exposure that he ever has was he like Adam Sandler hand Colin Quinn, a lot of those guys all started out on remote control and they would come out and do characters and read questions. To the, contestants and that Dennis Leary got his first. Break I mean he did stand up for a long time he worked the.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"A mitch hedberg fan are forget who turned me onto mitch hedberg when he did he somebody burnt me mitch hedberg cd loved it i mean there are a couple his his tone his his rhythm just really interesting to listen to follow unique right i loved him he this is in case you don't know he's he was from saint paul minnesota at least born in saint paul and he died thirteen years ago after he had a he died of an accidental drug overdose and people were just heartbroken well his wife has or his widow excuse me has written a piece for the hollywood reporter saying that she's gonna she's looking to release thumb never before heard material of his great it's really interesting piece if you will link it up actually at mytalk one zero seven one dot com just like on the donna and steve show page under show links i it's just really nice article about how she said she was married to him and he was a comic genius and that she became a hoarder after he died because she couldn't part with anything that had any kind of connection to him and so right now she started she said that she's got writings recordings everything she's got jokes or ideas that he's written on barf bags on airplanes just everything that was covered with notes so she has since found a place in l a she's working with on some kind of production company and she's got four of his show is on sixteen millimeter that's enough for a concert film it's enough for a documentary she said it could narrate itself but there there's a company that wants her to turn everything over and she said i just can't do that whatever i do i've got to do it myself something will be coming so she's been working on this she said that she was a bad widow and now she wants to be a good widow in the article there are some pictures of little notes that mitch hedberg would jot down on any life us at a hotel he would use that no pattern just jot down jokes and thoughts one said ask your dreams where they're going and hook up with them later i just think that's funny that is funny it's clever do we have some of the best of mitch hedberg for any who don't know just because it's a great opportunity to enjoy some of his.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on KFC Radio
"The wrong comfortable upgrade your room did right that's where you need to be just laying out and having to set aside into i actually the thought of like a studio apartment if you're alone to me it's just like like like just one room easy to manage nope it's my bedroom like it doesn't matter mitch hedberg had a great job what that was like i was looking for house they said has three bedrooms is you don't decide how many bedrooms that has bedroom has refrigerator true now are we going all four of us say drinking alone voice electric been years since i was like oh because i live in texas i don't live around any real france so if i didn't do that i would never have a drink yeah like i don't wanna go out to drink with a bunch of people anyways rather have drinks by myself couple buddies is good but like i wanna do that but once a week we'll miss i would miss i would miss i like after work drinks yeah but i would just like text you yeah instead of your along with your phone you never know that's the beauty of having like a lot of followers on twitter if you're ever bored at a bar you just be like i got hundreds of problematic obviously that different in college yes twenty five twenty six if you're into the one phase you're also out of the partying phase really so i couldn't put together a party if i can't find a friend to go to movie with me so like if i want to ask me if i wanted to put together a party i would think that all the time like last night i was walking home was i call it the vendors with me nobody so i went alone and then there was only like one shitty seat so i said fuck i'll go another night but like i was thinking most of the day say who can i ask to go see the vendors i don't have anybody so if i need to put the crew to go drinking with i'm fucked this is example like forty five thousand of over crying for help.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"Oh leave you do as man that misery eu laws kanafani that good acid well as the one of no i miss it away don't miss admits it away don't miss it i do not i want up bring in that world again man ever deeper like you made the but you probably have a pill and you feel like you made the most out of that time a you got the most out of that time it was it started lowest sixteen that rose forty fought for use old here that that was her head ups and downs with the prison and it was all that drought now i see when people have problems it takes me just a little while now figure out why they have grow yes drunk they to drug yeah and you did the right thing when you look at all the famous comics and look at the was the fucked around with drugs didn't had good fullbody mia prior account since you know the mitch had burbs doesn't and good mitch had but it was a little web mad dog i saw that more folk on another level really dog how was he when they show dog house he will make cold the improbable a monday and tuesday via to showcase match edberg monday was for fucking riders and producers and tuesday was for show runners mile by that's the strength and mitch had bor but telling do like that she had any more liquid mitch hedberg died i was furious that the i still remember why cursing him to some mile at that the mother fuck law glick a year without a call that personal you know which is angry because people died and get the vat level and you know i loved mitch.
"mitch hedberg" Discussed on That Awful Sound
"Yeah i was like that right i wine he's i'm trying to think of how to describe this guy he's like these ease the archetypal is an archetypal could typical archetypal i don't know a guy who looks kind of like mitch hedberg oh that's one a year you know it's like that guy who's like almost got a seven dis since of cool yeah but it's more like generic than that you know you got like it's like the other guitarist from cohesion cambridge right do you know what i'm talking about is that the one i'm thinking like colleague that timeless deadbeat luck yeah exactly it's like it's like a deadbeat with like eight semi nice long haircut yeah you know there's like steps to this long haircut it's always blonde yeah it's always blond in it's mostly parted down the middle he looks like he would be an extra and make a movie wear like teenagers go to a adult pa thirty there you go yeah he's the he's the guy who like coffers weed wherever you walk out offers we're down and they had the inner malia obama service should be here this is heavy is he went some we'd i thought you were talking to you described the other the other guitars the i was talking about the basis for you how did you described the guitarist looks like a central casting like guitarist bright rock rocker rockstar you city he looks like he should have been in school of yeah he looks like he should have like he's the one guy they pass like he's the guy who performs before the school band you know yeah he's where like a leather jacket with no shirt underneath got a very 70s long haircut much cooler than our bassist.