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Episode 245: UFC 265 Lewis vs Gane | A.J. Stops Pitbull RECAP

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Episode 245: UFC 265 Lewis vs Gane | A.J. Stops Pitbull RECAP

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Friday took his two hours. Different type of Traffic out there. It is a beastie. Bbc oh and also the houses out there. This is interesting so it's not that hot out there but you know i don't know global warming or it's just the summer there's that to most houses don't have ac. They just opened the windows. Are i know what the hell they do. Bro is no. Ac is toasty out there. I got zero sleep. I slept on a couch. My under ruse because it was just too hot upstairs and then this is fun to first of all to come with great show. Some of the best crowds are. I love it up there. Everything's good where in the green room on. I think it was thursday. Is the thursday friday night thursday night. I forget where in the green room and chilling and we have seven thirty show. Seven o'clock we're all back their children and my big ass brother comes running in the green room. And he's run. He's all drawn. The guy has a gun or a knife and you know with the current climate. Like oh shit. We got a mass shooter. So mike mike what david the door is like what and everyone stands up. James no cocoa get out get out and so in my hand like we'll say guy with the knife letter mini arena. Beat the shit out of this guy can be pin yada celebration. And jay's i know he's crazies on math or something like man is his. So and jay's like huddling saw like he's goddamn captain america and pushes us out the up the door and so justin's and small cow first of all car left all's camera gear i feel like krista stephanos guy. Homeless pampered. gone all this on video and took a knife to the neck forum. So i had talked to cal cal bitches the camera and he's tiny runs out with this leaves all his camera putin there. That's what i'm paying get all on tape. But he you know he just panic panic so he runs and justin zych at the door. He's like i don't seem the outcomes burston through and takes a bear bottle and fucking chuck that justin and explodes on the wall and glass goes into justin's hat what injustice bleed in. I'm like oh this is real so we're like trying to get out but in the green room. There's only one door door to the stage. I didn't know that and the door for whatever. Reason was locked on the outside. So i might try and turn my bras on mocking spells. Big going let's go. Let's go like the cheerleader came out. He's like i'm still scared and i was like what and then finally dude like why. Why did deadline six hundred pounds. Why did he bench four hundred whatever. Twenty five pounds. This why bitch. I used all that strength and fucking shattered that door literally shattered the goddamn door. All would just shattered door. Here's the problem though. The all the fans are sitting there in the stands and we can bus and through. God damn elephants. And they're like well. Don't worry it's either guy with a gun or knife. He's not coming this way. And everyone's like what the fuck and then we're just you know david luhia chapelle. My brother me calicut kick around the team. So we're all walking through and some guy goes down. I feel like we're about to watch football game because it's all dude walkman eilly football game. The do got arrested. Do you got arrested. They dealt with that do so some random guy. She just try to attack. You guys didn't make all that up for nothing. But what the hell randy mean. I dunno still a beer bottle trying to get in and attack the boys you break into green with the knife and you see that this what did do i didn't know that but now obviously no-one picked up chiusano happened. Gave the cavs. It doesn't sound real but it happened. Yeah he got he dealt with two and then the cop said he didn't have a gun was like game of thrones fuck in sort thing is like a a big piece of wood that he made basically like shake it was like a big like spare all my god. I know and he was in shape. Meth you know. Pretty shredded which is jealous. But he was he was fucking in shape to be. A shout tacoma helen. I think it's the meth out there. Man's people violent people be weiland. Dude people be wiling. Some the fights were great man. Some fucking fights were pretty tasty this weekend. What i tell you about my boy. Aj mckee told you he was gonna win it all me and big. John called it the dark horse of that tournament. I thought he'd get donna out figuring like third or fourth round. I didn't think we'd take him under two minutes. Just to dispatch patricio. Pit bull in under two minutes is insane in his hometown. Los angeles at the form. He fricking dotted done man. I didn't see the fight live. i was on stage. Who came back. nick davis because he bet on the fight. He's a woman who spoil it and dude. That's why i'm asking. And they set me. I mean literally can watch the whole. I mean just sent me the two minute. Clip that head cakes. What did a in and then. The submission was filthy. Men one million bucks. Aj show do not buy a porsche. Gt with a million bucks. Giving the business manager dude does not the best investment. Yeah jay mckee. He's the man. He's faced bell tower. now take out pit bull. That's the way it works. Need tough character to be two men. The thing that stuff with that is you know pit bulls been you know the face a bell tower and reigning champ at you. Know forty five. Yeah yeah. He's been there champ at forty five and fifty five right so he can still find a fifty five. The problem here is when the fights this clear cut. I guess we'll run it back but he has you know he's. He's putting the work in his the reputation where they should probably run it back if he wants or you just stopped. Who knows but aj mckee is your next bill for superstar. He's on food. Truck could use the monster energy drink. I just think that is pursue. He just chill dude. He just easy rider easy rider. Aj mckee your world champion mil- million bucks richer doing the goddamn thing. Do not buy a car that money. Aj i know you're gearhead. Do not buy a car by some property. My man do something with it now. Ufc called that one to your boys. Trickling got it done view decision. Not even really a fight. I saw one judge gave it to One round your but it was just a clear-cut landslide for sean strickland. Sean strickland is a bad mahamud. Jama he's fucking goodman. He ended up motorcycle accident since then. Expiring at a bit by the spider. Maybe i was like sean strickland thing. Like when you hit the the blacktop maybe give them some superpowers because ever since then he is fucking good man. He's really really good and now he's gonna be playing with the big boys now now. Now it's top five or bus for that man. he's gonna be a problem too. He has some entering quote. Oh yeah. I'm masturbation murder. Okay a dude you gotta get one or two jerks a day kids if you don't you're gonna lose it. He says jack off at least twice a day once or twice a day that's decides what of his dreams is to kill someone during the fight to legally too. I know he's a crazy dude man. I've been listening to podcasts on trickling kill the guy. He's gonna racist before you know what kind of just racist against black people in some other people. I guess the way he grew up he just didn't know any better and finally as he grew up and we're girlfriend our grew up. I think it's black. People just be illegal immigrants or something like that but definitely. He said he was admitted racist but then he changed. That's a plus listen. It appears the ufc marketing team pr team. Yeah american history x over there. Let's try to change the whole vibe of this going on. He's like no. I'm not gonna say anything crazy. Listen yet jack. Up twice a day murder somebody. That's what we're talking about. Let's pull off on that. Show you on when i was young raises right now. I know what what about the car wreck. Can we talk about the motorcycle accident. So this is these quotes and saying if you like to fuck in her people. You're in the right sport man said with a big smile american psycho here I would love nothing more than to kill somebody in the ring. Nothing more it got. His sponsorship goes nothing more. It would make me super happy. I would own that shit too. I don't know if it would make me liable. But i have to say i'm of the cops came but i would own that shit own. It be a psychopath. it's fucking. he is honest though. This is dicey stacey. I liked that. He's still listen. At least he's not fake in the original You know. I don't condone any of it but Yeah if that becomes your champ. Uc's going to have some. You know the pr. Sit down with a. Hey let's just not go over this stuff anymore. He's a motherfucker them and he's a good goddamn fighter Some of his quotes going into the main. I main event to harry's like goes what do you tell me if they want to be a uc fighters. They don't do it. You make more money than anything else than it took me forever not to be worried about my car payment yes. He's the guy the pay murdering people jacking off races. Check check check. He's easy entertaining guy though he's fun to watch at least he's being his authentic self. No matter how crazy it is who is heavy. Here's a little video of him too. Just can't performance not going down all downs. I'll give you know har come on off. He's such a trip guises genuine sigua and i kinda love it. It's kind of cool. Holy shit nike's okay tents. Let's take a little break from the fight. Action to sixty five is here. And we're doing a fight companion watcher with us and make bank bro with drafting sportsbook. The official sports betting partner of the ufc heavyweight offer. This weekend's fight with special odds booths for all the below the belt listeners and viewers for fighters this week my picks are derek lewis and michael kiassa. That's right two dogs. you wanna make bank. That's why pick these guys. Do i think dirk lewis gonna win. God i don't know. But if i want to make money i wanna help you. Guys boost the odds this. Why pick derek lewis. It's a tough fight for him but he can get it done because he has power in those hands. I do think michael is going to get it done. That's why pick both these guys all right so just head to the app now. Find brennan shops. Picks under the odds boost. Tab doesn't matter if you're newer exists in customer. Bet on get your boosted odds and ride along with your boy because i got derek lewis and michael to get it done on new users. Download the top rated draftking sportsbook app. Now use the promo code when he signed up bet on my parley fighters derek lewis and michael kesse to win saturday night for uc to sixty five take advantage of the b- shaab odds boost. That's promo code. Only at backing. Sportsbook officials sporting bedding partner of the. Ufc's you must be twenty one and older new jersey. Pennsylvania indiana michigan virginia only restrictions apply see draftkings dot com for details given palm. Call one eight hundred gambler or an indiana wayne. Eight hundred nine with or in virginia. Eight eight eight five three two thousand five hundred The rest of the card was good. Too man how. 'bout the to to train good and just start in on boy. It even look like the heart of a right hand but god damned. He starts him then. Cheyenne buys dan. That hey cook was amazing. overall good car are due to brian. Barberini las sucks. Salt cardo definitely. Mvp of the weekend is i'm unhappy. Aj mckee yemen for sure beating the pit bull like that in that fashion getting a finnish unreal. Baltimore doesn't do performance bonuses. Do they often. So there's a pay age eight hundred fifty in a mill. Depite will make a mill too. I think that's if one two hundred fifty mill if you won. Aj makes a hundred and fifty military one. All right. i try. That works alright this weekend. Big boy fights now that last week muslim big boy fights but whenever you gotta pay per view and the main event is two heavyweights for in term tower. It's a big one and when there's a big fight you can send out the bat signal. 'cause calabasas fight paying crew is backed by piper pam. This saturday we will be doing our second. Talbot's fight companion with myself. Josh thomson bradley. Martin and special guests t. j. dillashaw straight off knee surgery. So he'll probably have to have his leg up. He might be on painkillers and when he makes those college even funnier. So let's see what happens with tj and his knee surgery doing the fight companion. But that's this saturday. Main card only seven pm. Start time live. We'll be streaming on youtube and twitch first time on twitch and bradley will be reading your comments so we'll see how that goes cards pretty stacked even though a girl amanda nunez. The goat is on there. You still got a tasty card so so you got derek lewis and cyril gone. Is your main event josie aldo. Pedro munoz. your co. i thought. Michael gsa in luke would be your co. But that's fine. That's a great fight. That the in luke as my second favorite fight on that card mike. It's one eight one. derek lewis. Zero gone It's a great fight. teacher torres. Angela hill actually ends the hills. You can get that done Bobby green Physique leave the fight for bob agreeing lonzo mental fields always fun to watch just opinions back solid card. Saw card really really saw card for pay per view. I'll tell you this For that main event even though the cows we're gonna see the body of cyril garnham by jesus christ. Somebody's knocked out There's gonna be a knockout. If derek lewis Gets the victory here. This does have a potential to be a bit of a boring Main event to be honest. Because the sarah gone because he's so athletic and has the the footwork of a of a welterweight he he doesn't really get hit. He plays the game. So if you know if we're talking about like a straight fight this is in the parking lot and saragan couldn't uses footwork and get around. Dirk lewis knocked his frigging brains out but it but it's a sport in the sport of martial arts cyril don is gonna be frickin tough to beat man including francis in ghana. Oh you know what he did to roseanne stroke. Deeming really get touched. He's a power puncher. ee again. He is not the most exciting heavyweight. But that doesn't matter he. He's he's he's undefeated for a reason. his footwork keeps them out of harm's way. And if this fight does not go to the judges because I'd say derek lewis land something Early or maybe derek. Lewis throws caution. The winning comes and gets caught gone the even though he's a big guy does have some power you know. He's not he's not like francis derek lewis but he does have some power so if derek were were to get desperate and russian. He's still heavyweight gone. Put them down. But i i see godwin this via decision but with my draftkings pick on each guys to make bake dude so i picked up a bunch of underdogs and we'll get to that one and do the read so again. Do i think these guys are gonna win. Probably not but you wanna make beg bro. You gotta take the dogs. And that's what i do with my draftkings. Pigs for uc to sixty five. And we'll get to that. So yeah you know. I think if you're the ufc if you ask dana behind closed doors for your buddies with them and said hey. Who do you want to win you. Say derek lewis if he does end up with a knockout here. He's the most Here's the most knockout ever. So that's a pretty big feather in the kappa. derek lewis. He does have a win over francis already my guess. The fans lost that one but he did beat france already. But you do fee knocks out ciragan. You could really build the hype between him and Francis francis really wanna fight derek. But i think if he's gonna know fucking choice because this term title which i know some people complain about i don't i don't mind him. I don't mind him at all. Am visiting made this case on a broke it down on bt sport the british show they do out there which were my favorite breakdowns. He goes you know guys. Get all up in arms about term titles. He said when he. I think when look cold he was on a movie. Set in his leg was swollen from. I don't know doing some shit and dino's okay we want you to fight. And he's like. I can't do look in my leg and days. I go damn i get better. We're gonna earn interim belt and business. I cool because it just adds more eyeballs to when you do fight that contender. Because he has a belt. It has more money for everybody. It just showed this guy's belt disguise about the cows was fucking love belts. You know casuals love belts. Give somebody belly shit. They freak out so it's just going to add to whatever francis does necks so he's gonna have no choice but to fight of louis verse gone so if you put your entertainment marketing hat on you want lewis win this fight. It's a tough fucking fight from to win. But when you have the power of derek lewis you can never count them out. And that's why. I would bet on them can never count. Derek lewis out with volkov. For god's sakes losing the fight. In through a hell mary at that would like a minute left and starched him. He says that. God given power man. He's a freak but a tough one gone. We really haven't seen get touched really hasn't been punched in the face so we have no idea who's gonna reactive lewis does land. A big shot easier said than done. That guy's footwork is stupid stupid. He so goddamn good if he champ. It could be a prom. I mean a guy like john. Jones heavyweight might build a track him down and use. It utilizes rousing stuff like that and keep gone at bay but sidat man. I'm telling you the guy's a fucking problem again. The problem is he's not the most entertaining. He's just the most athletic technical fighter on the roster. So these big heavy boys that just have the one shot power. He can eat them alive. Eat them alive. Meaning you to watch him do it for twenty five minutes when the decision is what. it is tehran. somebody who can keep up with athletically and With the technique. But i don't see anybody yet. Except for john jones coming event joe's aldo. Pedro muna's fun fight. Little factory pedro and josie. When you think of josie although he's been fighting since he was like eleven him and pedro the same age. So we find that out. And i say joseph has the advantage in the stand up game ground game. Jerseys slouch page. Owes a monster known for his guillotine. I don't see this into the ground. Joe's altos take down. Offense is second to none. He's god damn near impossible. Takedown that that's the thing right. And also i know max hallway dim dirty he Most was thinking beat. Marlin mariah's the vote. The vulcan off ski fight. He's doing well until again. The later rounds and get tired so it's not like he's like this old like guy hanging around you know via diego sanchez or bj. Penn guys pretty fucking good dude. He's really really good There's a reason why. There's a slight favourite over pedro and they're the same age Favorite fight on the card might go chesa keesa and the sunday lupe. Hell of a fight has finite renault over it. Kesse is actually the dog here and again. If you wanna make money betting up at on the dogs or you bet on the the way the fights gonna end you know via knockout the round stuff like that. Those use your best odds but I like says the dog here. I know striking's not as good as lou case but Michael is going to be. The bigger guy doesn't think he can control them. I can change him down when he goes to the ground Kesse has the advantage there. I think it's done. I'll say submission or decision but as a dog. I think he gets it done. Angelil wins via decision rests cartel right men field in my Parlay for draftkings. You never know with him. He looks like fuck in greek god. But he's upper down Bobby green has a tough fight. Nobody wants to fight that. Nobody by graham's like i'll do it tough. I can fight. Striking is filthy salt card domain. One thing i'm proud. She is probably more entertaining. That main event is the fi- companion this saturday. How 'bout that take no break. 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An older kids new jersey indiana pennsylvania only new customers only restrictions flies see dragons dot com slash sportsbook for details. Cambering problem call one eight hundred gambler. Indiana one eight hundred nine with it. What are you from hardy. Those quotes by strict on encino. It's fantastic so this is Scott coker at the press conference and saying that he would put a jamie kia up against anyone at ufc. Do you think that will ever happen. Never never never okay as well how. How would you bruce lee. You know those stupid questions people ask. Hey man how would bruce what. He's dead yet. I mean. I'm hoping since this poll boxing stuff slavery stuff is starting to happen. Mike gone there's more money in like huge events. Like that's i'm wishing that can happen belltower verses see you've been around the game too long tomato. That's that he even said it. That's on the uc's model not going to do it and they would never do it. Only benefits belt delta or fisher of uc's no work. Good dude kamara was in covington are being targeted for uc to sixty eight and that car looking pretty. That's amazing. i heard nate diaz finding that cartoon really. That's what that's the rumor. Yeah i you know for tomorrow. Zeman poorly on edwards dude but So you know the use the day. Dana white in the afc loved that. I fight against comoros when kobe covington So the running this back which makes sense. There's there's a demand for it my thing would. This fight is if you look at since they last fought. How much better has comorros leaps them about. Kobe hasn't done anything and the racing. And there's only one way to get better at fighting's by fighting so I don't see it going like the last one even though come out still on that last one. I think he's done a little easier this time since yo- trevor wittman maze together strikingly graded fucking whore heyman. Yeah insane all right so on that same card. This is their verbally agreed. So just engaging and unleash hell you. Oh i love that. Fight chandler gauging. There's some bad blood there signed me And this. I found pretty interesting. Anthony johnson johnson video ninkovic for the title. Oh nice yeah. Those are right. Great fights god for rumble heyman. Am fought in his fucking nemtsov like Okay beta fish corey aniston. That's a great fight. So i wonder how this works though. So this is the have lightweight grand prix but if rumble once he has to win the title right. No not. I was on the line You have to win the whole thing. I think so then. Yeah so then if he wins. And let's say korea wins the anti verse core for the light heavyweight title. Those are two great fights definitely This is also great. Douglas lima michael page. Two for bella. Tories returned to london and se arena. Dude if you want that to me michael Page michael venom. Page out of all the guys as far as marketability skill wise you know speaks well looks good. Has all the krizan the world. If mike page can get past lima dude he is. He is bella tours. Izzy he's there. He's there cash cow. Yeah usually him to win. He knew more in these big fights. I think he can get it done to always exciting. Yeah never been yeah. Mostly spiting Paul daily that was. That was freaking lane is. I should have been one of the best fights over paul. Nama grappler now are. This is kind of a bummer. It's a great fire. But it's a bummer. So while harris was tied to vesa. Was it a bummer. Because wall harris he hasn't gotten to win and a whole lot crazy story and then plus ties like knockout artists. Walt hairs yeah To good dude. Good times bad for walt. Yeah bad news your rotana suarez. I know dissociate. She has a knee injury. That actually requires surgery. Al-faw yeah so it's gonna be a tour some hot minute. Yeah wow so it was. The knack knows the knee and this is such a shame. The could be of the females is taking a little break but now has I sustain a very bad news and surgery. can't believe it's by rally but it is and when they do story is going to be the most gas story out there Because when i make my come back it's gonna be amazing. And i can't wait for it. I'm going to stay positive. Litter positive I know that it's gonna be hard. Injuries are always hard monthly. More than physically. But i can do it and would you support. It makes it a lot easier Thank you so much fire support. And i can't wait. Get back up there sooner rather than later. Thank you yes. She's about as if anybody can deal with. That girl who story before was insane. So god wishing her speedy recovery for sure Already mentioned this but so many newness has kovic so her bout with julian opinion is going to be postponed till the delta virus if delta kovin unfortunately shit happens yeah. That's a bummer. Yeah there's a quick one so paradigm. Which is conor. Mcgregor is agency. They're suing manny paco. What because i guess you know there and talks to fight conor azure and then he right after he announced he's gonna fight spence so they're they're trying to get that sp- that fight stopped right. Why because they're losing out on money from the corner not happening. Connor steam is. Yeah but the problem is connor. Who hasn't wanna fight so matty teams like no. We're gonna fight him but then he lost again dune in a ten round and broke his leg. I don't know what will no pun intended on what they have to stand on because all or all the puns intended. I don't know what he has to stand on. Because you can't fight 'til mid next year and you have one fight five years senior court the mike. What fucked okay. So this was making headlines. Last week conard said this. Yeah you saw this right dude. I'm out yeah you know. I love connor. Fuck amount men. So that's what could be and said good always defeats evil rehab for dose emporia. Hope you will get the The belt by the end of the year. Then kinda put kobe's getting fathers evil. Yeah that's i literally the worst. I've ever seen so deal with a loss like for reputation to move. He's man it's just literally the worst way to handle us referring to somebody's father who you rock pass away from kovin. I'm about shit talking but this is just sad at this point just sat. Seems desperate like you anytime. Someone goes that low. It's just like yeah. It's like super like desperation. It's like he's lost. Yeah this one. I thought was cool. I had no. I don't remember this happening. But this john jones. It's a look back on twenty seventeen and we talked about army. A look bracken two thousand seventeen for me my biggest rival and motivator gloria guys absolutely. No reason has been a model champion a model husband amount of motto. Father a team leader. And i aspired moreland batman because he's an amazing human being unfortunately gorton opponents outside of that is a champion for the rest of his is pretty incredible. I do not remember that. Do okay let's have fall sport. No i mean. I don't remember him being that super nice about corny. That's pretty that's pretty cool back on me man. I don't know this woman but all homes returning to fight. Norma dumont okay. And that's uc. Finding october sixteenth. And that's normally watch record so she's being some good people speeds some really good panel. Felicia spencer not up anderson. She lost mic announced. She got knocked out by megan decision. This so she beat Actually with them felicia spencer via split decision is she got knocked up on megan and she have hands full yali. Yeah so it's a fight night and this is in russia. Of course times there's more there's more than one guy in the ring in russia so three people versus one and that's they said in this article. It's like obviously we know what's going to happen. It's three versus the one guy way bigger than the now not even out just. Oh he definitely looks a little bit more built. It'd be like the fucking hound verse three small squires. Don't my god to deal with your three boys. It'd be better if his three verse three though or is this guy senate for three against one but are the three real shitty ones really good. I wish i knew more backstory to this. But this is insane. I mean if you're that got what you do it's three russians fucking irish guy. Obviously home i do this shit. This guy won. Just goes here. Here's the game plan. I taken down. Beat them oh what a stupid sport i know. They do some crazy stuff with him. Wow yeah that'd be fun as fuck with your boys. But what's the point. Of course. I mean hey jude you just taken down there and beat the shit out of russia. Poland my bad poland not russia. Either way crazy. Yeah how the thing get sanction. I've no flu art. So this is north cut. Just as you've been in the city jackson but so he's he's doing this bench tunnel it's four. Oh five four five which is insanely impressive. Because he is not big but watch the bar. Like i know right. Now let me see one more turn. Why would they get hold on. This is dead pretty easy to his. Dad doesn't count. it's a shame. It's fucking impressive though man. Yeah he's looking super thickness sue producer. Your boy mark what fort fuck. He has a opponent announced. Now cora out of all the pictures. Michael james corden at of all the patient of my boy mate the thorny us when we looks like the yellow bastard okay from cincinnati. I mean we all get older. Yeah i guess so. That's opponent his record five. Yeah he's about to get dealt with. This was crazy. I just saw this today. Conor mcgregor signing on for charity will wheelchair boxing match on september eleventh. And it's the guy that does his impressions. Have you heard this guy's impressions o'connor it's like insanely good growth in wheelchairs and fighting. It sounds pretty crazy but for charity. All right this. Is dan hardy and john wing parr talking to each other about potentially doing a multi bout so. That's drawing part talking to our mentioned. Dan hardy here the good sporting for dance burden case mortality met. Since we're both older makes perfect sense. I welcomed him abi cool Cage mouton yellow. Both of them. And then dan hardy is down four to john. Wayne parr buffet tastic. Yeah that'd be dope quits truckers and now that. Dan's isn't with us like that. Or bt bt bt sport thinks he must have changed Like he's not on so busy being replaced him on the sports stuff when they do the breakdown. It's not dan anymore. It's bisbee interesting. I know or this'll be a fun match to watch. What of both those guys. And then your boy robin robin black. I just saw. I saw this video of him. Is this his eye. Makeup robin tech knows in town but is same. When big josh and a big john mccarthy i just couldn't get with him but now it was time for this. He's now magician where we don't want you to it so now he's with karate combat which is great here. We go and they both in leather jackets. Rob robin why. Why i keep going to this team who let me go crazy. I'm just thrilled. Be here guys. do you look like a little much. But he looks like security criss angel why he dressed like that man. why and what. How does the price go came in the the eyeliner just to just a little. But you you fucking look like lead singer of fucking led zeppelin right. Now we got a touchdown and what did they give out free leather jacket. I looks like wearing all eighty s style outfits. Maybe because it's a karate thing which is eighty nine or something like that you see. Oh i see the complete shit show has makeup was. Just let me think may. Maybe maybe that's the thing. It's like an eight throwback eighties. That's why but still that still a very flock as already. This is more of a little phone but real. Quick chad mendez. Says he's going to be on. Joe rogan's podcast. And i'm guessing. I heard rumors that. He says he's itching to come back so he's probably going outside. He's gonna come back and we cool. I love him the animals. He's been hunting killing prior. Like thank god and and the fish food goddamn break dude. Love jed menendez are so this dude he just does like bruce buffer thing. Does it pretty well too. So i'll play for you cook record. Yeah own food wants. How do they know how how so many not hire people are like. they're campaigning. To actually do at least one show because he's really good. I don't know about you but we start somewhere it to a bunch of different. This guy's great. Yeah he's great any give him a job to sure at least let them do one show yup the fcc you know these dicey but he gets start somewhere there for sure king. Because when it's not bruce buffer and then these that joe martinez but he could definitely do yeah. Lfa starting there and then work his way up definitely has the talent definitely and give them a shot. He's really good at it. Here's a quick. 'cause you know corey san again. I guess he proposed to his girl and she said yes and they get in the mountains. Are they in tacoma. I guess he loves doing that. Stuff like hikes. He's one with nature. He's out there and he loves that. Fun stuff congrats to him and his girl that's cool. He's such a nice kid. Here's a quick one. It's just liane edwards given his mama car mercedes. I can't tell that's a mercedes adult or sweet. God what is that you have to do. Get fucking title. Show beaten ideas. He does but nate lands. One the end that guy. That wasn't good enough dude so jim something else. Poor guy man. Then move if michael pulls off submission win. He's gonna be next in line down and i fucking told you guys about two years ago. Jazz kiosk is going to be a champ. Darkhorse super darkhorse love island dude. Dude tommy furey. Yeah he's going to be on the jake paul And he's gonna fight bell tour fighter named anthony. Pretty boy taylor. I think his name is. Yeah anthony taylor. he's on. He's tiny though one forty. Nine dude furious huge. He's been pretty sure boxes that light-heavyweight while or cruiserweight he's not small and this is on the twenty six twenty ninth twenty nights the sunday. That's right oh we'll have feick main for that to you. We're gonna do a fight. Command having announced the crew yet. We're doing fight. Japan on the twenty ninth for woodley. Jake paul are i am not working at. I'd rather do if i could pay. Gary showed me this earlier. Paulie molin najji supposed to fight someone inquiry be who's courier be. Oh he's the one that slab d. bag. He's an professional boxers and call me out on the radio for months now stephen public. Well i saw well so my shit out of him. Damn poets pairs this kind of funny and he's box paulie. That's what it says. Do they guys about to get far signature. Wanna about poly kim box. He's a world champion idiots. That youtube is about to get fucked up. Which i'm all here for. We'll see what i choose violence alright. Peter yawn russia who pseudo. That's a motherfucking fi. Comeback fight upgrade and then senator students going to pass them russia and then leave again or is he gonna stick around. I think wow for the money yeah. He's just money plays now. Well it's about idea. I like to. Usc stuff the boxing. Any stop So she wanted to see if don't do that ever but Yeah appear piane russia now. That's f. Throughout jemaine sterling. Debbie if you're on us through t. j. dillashaw so has his hands full man. That'd be phenomenal. We came back home for a tough fight for henry. But if i mean how can. You can't count henry pseudo out. He's you know. Dole champ tap that chin. That's it all right kids. 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595 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

2:20:44 hr | 6 months ago

595 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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I called the fuck that book and old man. I want to piss on me with a pistol pukhov chest and trip me to shit. What's melissa looking at nuts. That can get sacks dick big dick Eighteen go by off and nice. That is how you started. Show is the classic. Rpc fans only banger. We just put that in this show. We can't start with them. We can't open with okay. Well you know that. Put us in the mood though. That's all i'm saying. That's that's far simpson. And i think there wasn't a video edited by clavicle in my right. My wrong correct. Yeah wow that was. Mr clapper goes you've seen this book didn't realize it clavicle did the whole video and then the The song was Fart simpson these. Two guys are so talented when they come together. It's amazing making of amazing. We might as well get it right at the top. And i want to tell you what is amazed why mate live is back shit. We're back friday april second six. Pm pacific nine eastern go to livestream that why mate studios dot com to get your tickets. Now we have a crazy show plan we have one of the wia may most celebrated guests krista stephanos sitting on the couch. Chrissy we have original music by marcus kane about that. Grammy nominated nominated play south original music for us. Plus we have some really special guests on the show and a heavy segment. That will hopefully send you into psychiatric. That's the goal. So we're really excited to be back friday april second. Get your tickets. Now and Yeah it's going to be a blast. Listen we're we're planning some secret fund shit for you guys. It's been it's let's just say we're already doing some of the prep. Yeah and this might be the best. Wi h live super exciting nuts as really exciting. Also i'll let you know there's some new merch in the store. If you go to store it out why may studios dot com. There's a new big animal shirt. Oh great. I haven't seen this one. Yeah there's a twenty milligram charles shirt. There's the breakfast of champions of dunk champions shirt. And then there's the why mates studios hoodie and there's also your mom's house trucker hat. There are some where my mom's at hoodies that are when they're beautiful. They're so soft. Got paint. We all got a tote bag for the moms out there and the dads out there. There's more new stuff coming. There's even. I'm super excited about this. But it's gonna be a whole roll out. So i worked with a like a top tier designer for a special collection. Like i was like you know i. It's fun to do what we do with like the shirts and that but i i wanted to get like some primo designs so i backed the truck up and worked with a really really awesome designer. And there's some items coming that like we've never had before you like beyond say when she does ivy park with like adidas. I actually worked beyond. Say what you're kidding. That's amazing tom. I can't wait to see. I called her and which she like. She's so chill dude she She had some great design ideas and then she also had some song ideas for the show. Yeah wow so yeah. It's all real exciting stuff here. Really coming up and we got that business out of the way. Now what's really important. It's saint patrick's day. Oh have nothing else going on in your life. You're probably really excited about today. Because i know a whole bunch of losers just like you were like this st patrick's day to drink all day. Yeah i hate saint. Patrick's day. I i don't i don't understand it. It's a drinking holiday like well. You can drink all days of the week. This this is america. Can you pull it up like the orange people need one day as a holiday to drink. You can get drunk all the and always get drunk. Yeah saying go to mind saint patrick's day what's going on. What is the history of saint patrick's day maybe back up and go to that. Drop down the people. Ask thing rule that well. God the top one. The top one visit goal patrick's day feast day march seventeenth of saint patron saint of born. Okay in the fort. He was kidnapped at the age of sixteen taken ireland to be drunk potatoes. And now you guys can to all right. I mean is that thirty more than why do we do. And i don't know why it's a big thing in this country because we have all these fucking mix that came over and they want something to embrace They're like. Hey it's fucking drunk mic day. Diet was died the fucking lake green. Let's yeah let's eat green cake and then shit green and drink green beer and pissed green. He's now how come do you specs. Have a holiday tom. that's real big in spit countries. That's what they're really big on festivals and holidays. I wanna go to de los muertos. That's some shit. Mexico are the real crazy one so the specs in the motherland. I'm sorry i didn't connects. Nah i don't even start their show with me In spain most known for festivals and stuff there's one called vs which is like burning men. Were they make these elaborate like float parade kind of things and they they they take them through the city and then you go to the square and then they set them on fire as fucking that went to that. When when when can we go. I want to do that. I wanna see that. It's fucking cool. Yeah that's how they know how to do it up. That's yeah now. The saint patty is also by the way. There's a festival like every other week. I like everything's closed like what's happening today. But they have some crazy thing like this is the day where the saint shot in the city that we close everything down today and they just. It's always a festival always drinks saint patrick's day. Let's get drunk and barf this one. I just there's no floats. But here's the thing is that nobody hears that's like the other those spic fun ones. Yeah it's like they care about it but the mix they like. No one gives a shit. Well it's a dumb drunk irish mic. And here's your special day. You know you know what i mean. Dude good news. I think we could keep that music video. See this is why we need. Why live you guys. It's just because we just wanna talk the way on talk. We don't wanna be. I should be clear. I love ireland. And what by the way is there a more unbalanced like gender nation as far as like appeal than the irish. Because i feel like irish girls are so cute. Yeah accent and everything and then irish guys like dogs. Jesus christ. Yeah i agree. There's a few countries like that. We're like the split is dramatic checks hot and the dogs are dogs. What are some other countries. Should we do this. I dunno the greeks he. Yeah that's rough. I mean potter's greek and then in the women are prettier dude. I would argue even my tribe. In hungary women are really gorgeous and guys are not as gorgeous women. Of course no. I know like load making yen batter like there's a reason. Porno is filmed in budapest. Or the best looking. These are hungry. He's a good looking guys. This is the inaugural that those are like the kremlin cram top notch. Gonna even that guy right. There is like a fucking. Dui mugshot is modeling picture. Yeah yeah and he's not oh he did. He's a mugshot. he ran an international sexless. Business got real piece of shit like twelve years old a good accomplishment for a guy his age yeah all year or year. All right well. Yeah who gives a shit about saint patrick's day italian fuck. The women are detail. Yeah guy the guys probably could look guys right. They dress great. They do your italy. Oh my god you're italy. I was walking in milan. And that's like the fashion capital of europe. Basically yeah and every dude is walking around like a guy who is a fucking cashier is walking around in a suit that makes you stop and just go like what the fuck man they are. Fashionable will europeans. We've talked about this before that. They don't just walk around dumpy. Jeans and shirt aviator nation. Sweatpants they dress up. I liked it. I liked that they do that. I remember even being you know. It's twenty years ago. But i 'member 'member i remember deli No a member member a member when i was spanked. I remember the lady that i live with this old lady and her son was time. Forty right and her grandson was like seven the three of them were. Why do you dress like pigs. Yeah i was like what. Oh yeah because he would go. The sun goes. It's just like t shirts. Yeah i was like yeah. Yes they think we dress poor. He's also like this. Isn't this like what you sleep in thing. Don't you sleep in those. Yeah like sometimes. Yeah and then. I'll roll right in the class wearing. But they were like that's gross my relatives in hungary when we'd visit them yeah they would have such contempt for how i dress like. Oh you just wearing blue jeans and shirt these always say you have so you guys have so much money on medical you address like your fucking poor. That's kind of dancing poor but you know the street like the the truth is that that is kind of true because it's totally trails like the biggest flex is is like a billionaire right. Yeah and how like the uber. Wealthy dress like halloween like normal flops. Yeah fuck that. Isn't that what what's his name. The big one. Warren buffett so proud of super frugal. Though did he drives like a piece of shit car. He's an extreme though. He's he's not even i wouldn't even put him in like he is a billionaire but he's you know he's like a nice old cracker from omaha and so i like omaha. Yeah he lives in the same house for sixty years and proud that he bought a cadillac. A used cadillac. Twenty like still runs. And you're like one hundred billion dollars and you'd have a little fun that's what it is. You can have a little fun. You're not gonna die with all your money enjoy it. Why make it. If you're not gonna you know by thousand dollar chains like you do and private jets and staff. Somebody likes to have fun fun or not. Our kids don't need to go to college. Why when you can have not go to college all right all right you dumb drunk mix here. We go opening clip christina. How're you doing all you beautiful. Don't put you in my face. I you don't make me vowel. I yeah randy bringing loving while your mom's house with tom sikora saw christina. Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me on shine just gave you a shout out that his name he's cool it is good. It is an honor when you admire. Somebody's work and then they admire you. This is a huge deal. Yeah you're midget me. Every like listen. Don't little but the woman. Hey woman main. I don't know the name. But ooh baby would've gong flag. You got some good Giving some got some good meal ghassem to hey cuisine you doing the all you've ever done. Put your in my face foul. I now want you to know. I'm sad that he wore the mask. I wanted to say being safe out. There can't blame anyone for being safe. You know what an honor in honor he said he. Your booty went some breast milk and and he thinks you're just all he's he. He acknowledged my existence. But he was like. I don't want anything to do with. I respect it. Can i tell you what. I think the move is. I want to go visit him and he won't be happy. I'll bring some straight up hoes with me like real hose. You know what i mean. And then i'll be like. Hey look what i got. And then like girls who are ready to put their titties in his face and see what he does in the real but bring him some straight talking like oh broken. Sure that'd be cool. Yeah i mean how great of a video would that be like. He sees me and he's like oh like got some for you. What'd you get and then opened a door and like to like high heel hookers. Kind of walk. You really make his day. am i. Guess whatever yeah we're gonna make a banana split and bring out the corn chips and cons and ice cream. What did he did bring all this. Go ahead the sunday. he's like i just eating. I think you should do this. I think now that we obviously have made contact. This within the realm of this is the dream. This is the dream. But i look man. I like pandemic's over trip. But i wanna see you don't think you should. I think this is a great idea. I think we need to facilitate this. Are you the type of ho that is interested in this gig. Shout us give a senate and first of all may. I say that i feel honored. This is like being deal. Is who painted the mona lisa. Picasso was no cosso. What's his name. The vincis vinci this is like this is davinci asking the mona lisa to sit and he paints her. Do you understand the fact. That i am his inspiration. I am the muse for the ira guy your fingers like. This is bigger than meeting. Brad pitt. It's a big deal is shine. Didn't even say my name on it. So say it right sir do not use gender language pulling a personal privilege. Tom wow this was really something special. it's really is. It really is yeah. I'm so honored. Thank you on shine. Hannah woman woman and he. He knows that i got big tits to understand that cornflakes play. He wants to cornflakes mcdyess as much as he is into the booty talking about the coin cornflake duds. Yeah what i'm gonna play. He's you know he's just on shine. You just gotta give him i. I'm surprised that he even saw my booty. He saw my milk duds and we actually got a here. The message about it. Oh yeah here we got this guy it says hey tat. Kristen don't know if you've discussed this before but the living guy is most definitely from the south louisiana area. The accent is definitely occasion. I grew up listening. Grandfather say is all the time Fortunately for mental wellness his is never followed any conversations about eating buttonholes sprinkled with corn ship. Crumble thanks for ruining a wonderful memory of wonderful man but is to you tamin crystal from behind the wall and you can bet your sweet banana split it s. I'm coming up in may doncho now. Tom do not feel protective of me at all. Like are you worried that the guy might win my heart. I mean you've always said things like what if he really can eat your ass better than me. What if he's really good at it. Would you go with them. I mean i think there's you know in life you have to. everyone has to recognize greatness. You know you have to acknowledge when. Someone's better than you at something and i've gotten to the comfortable with. I have a skill set. That's just what i've been given what i've worked on. And if he can surpass me. I mean what am i supposed to do. I just got a hand on the ground. As you're willing to give me up to the guy. I want them grows. Yeah if he's better than you'll just have to make a decision do you. You're going to have to meet him. I'm definitely gonna take. And i'm taking i'm talking like yes i got it. I heard you the first time real host. Where are you going to find me like three hose. You know what. I mean like really overwhelmed with hose. You're gonna find like streetwalkers not street well known for higher. You know eight years something. Like yeah i mean tested. You know what i mean like. They're ready to work. I'm curious to see what he would really do in the presence of what i wanna do. I've talked to him for a bit like do like an interview. And then i got something to show you when we walk into the room. The hose are like on tables and all the banana split. Ingredients are around. And i'm like just go and you're you're in a toy store now. I wonder if the hose would be like. Of course i get it and then they meet them in there like I know about this. Is there a particular woman. Besides me that he fixated on we could make his dreams come true just talking about women's in women's plural well it is international women's history month so this is great of video to receive. Yeah the great time. It's a great time so much. So we're so excited. I'm just so honored. You know there's a big highlights in a mate history meeting robert policy. I'm paying huge crazy locus. I really liked house brand. But if we could do something with hunk by me i mean yes. This is pretty great. I'm honored thank you uncle shine. It's very. I just didn't know that i could still that. I was still seen like that. You know what i mean. I'm you know middle aged ma. I wonder if i could bring one of those Those girls and just tell him. No this is christina nike subject. That was just blind enormous. Here's christina. i think that's yeah. And he just does his thing. You know he's goes cool with you. Cool great go make a bananas. I'd love to do that. He would not know. So you remember Shit armless a from last week. Yeah she was pretty amazing but i. I love seafood. And this woman is kind of. I mean this is remarkable right. It's it's quite a talent. These mustangs are a net is like a very popular. It is laying. i've seen on tiktok people just house food and i guess people just love watching now i do but this lady has the added component of not having hands arms. She does it all with her feet. It's pretty remarkable and then The voice sent me this job. Like nervous gator. Half the job is take my taste nervous. I made a ninety eight only how to drive. I do have my job is license. Which our post hostile travel job. Our way got a lot of that is so cool pretty amazing. It's pretty amazing. Wow i never isn't how a doubt how adaptable to human being is. It's just true. amazing. I mean you're seeing if you're listening you know she's got you don't really. It takes a savior to process but like so her right foot is on the person the gas and the brake and then her left foot is holding the wheel the way you would with your left hand and she and she oh she hits the clicker like change lanes then turns it back off. Goes back to driving with amazing. Pretty amazing that is even know her name. Do we know her name doesn't say here. We'll get yet. We should find out but anyways. That's just really impressive. Wild wonderful good for her good for her and she's she looks like she's leading fairly normal life. I mean aside from doing muck banks. She's going to school she's doing. She's a productive person. This is fucking great. Good for her. Yeah coast which up the pace. That was a little too uplifting yourself cited. there's some there must be a lot of goodies in here. I can tell. Anton is like fun. Things i know i can tell you dumb bitch. Got me right here drinking so stupid asking me if i want to shoot mama bitch i for my money bit work with my everything i have. No everything's cool here. I love it the message. The gear standing up for what you have. I love it man. I like his shades and obviously clearly is balling. He's got super nice studio apartment that he's in. He's got the stupidest thing stuff with cheese ceiling. Yeah he's doing it. He's doing great he's doing great really fucking bitch. You wanna see l. The muck bang girl is. Her name is kashmir kashmir. Okay all right cool. Wow look this reminded me of something that you would like. This is a super cut a super cut of a lady who's man farts. Oh in front of her everywhere. I just thought you would enjoy it. Course all he does. Oh oh oh oh she. Such a nice lady house. Oh functional like this. This to me is what love is about. This is a this is a loving relationship. Yeah this is marriage like sweetness. This is my life to if you you know what i love more than anything salami is when we go home to your parents house and you fart and your mom gives you the big guy so fun. It's the do it do it here. And then you'd be That's bill and then you have to chastise me for laughing now christine. Don't don't tell him these funny he keeps doing. How do you letting him do this. Let him disgusting. Absolutely but she. She adores him. You can tell it's she's never like sometimes you're around couples. Someone does and there's like the disdain. Yeah she she smiles at him he farts and might i add tom. His farts were nothing compared to are like little too. I bet this guy ways like one forty five. Yeah bullshit compared to your beavers. You let go and the rags. This guy doesn't even have. But i wish you would look at me like this. When i saw never too long kelsey looks at him. Check back in with her in fifteen years and we'll see how charming this is. They have a kid the kid the couch and still debbie she dated. She's young they haven't been together for fifteen years like us seventeen now. I don't know i i would. I would like. I would propose that you return the look. I'll keep fighting but you return. Because she is like the doors. He's like she's like no yeah and he just ripped ass and she was like. Oh my love my love. Please make another please. Tom if art would you do something for me. Sure if i start smiling at your farts listen to me. Would you do this for me. What what if moving forward. I made a demand that every time. I go brown. I need you there and you just listen to me. No less pass hard pass for a million years. I don't wanna be there when you brown listen to me. I need your support. I want you to hold my hand and make eye contact and really be there for me when i do browns. What if. I told you. I needed this to go forward. I would tell you figure something else out. I e being serious. You wouldn't do this for me. Would not do it for you. Why because i deal. Breaker gonna find your charming broad. You already don't. Why won't you hold my hand in going to. But i need any deal breaker. I want to be seen. I want to be validated. When i make brown. I want support tearing up the contract seriously. Yes seriously i need this. This isn't just a joke. Like i need you to look at me. Make eye contact. You can't do that for me babe. I took care of you when you had one arm and one leg negative. I've had two of your sons negative. Oh i loved you when you're just a broke ass comic. You can't keep pushing mummies. Don't you think that's not too much to ask. The tim make eye contact and hold my hand when i brown i wanna lick them not doing it. Maybe this guy would use that you all that being the fact that opie i hate this. This guy will hold your hand while you know he. Won't he sees selfish. He's wearing a backwards. Sports bra looks school. You're really happy to find this one. What a deal breaker. 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I love you so much. Your love is killing me. I wish i had love yeah. Love has broken me whereas my love gone. it's all about love and see and yet in real life. You're not this romantic and sweet to me. So who are you in love with that. You're like you're so misty eyed and yeah. Are you in love with someone else like what's happening with the music. You really feeling your latino roots lately that masika. It's because i'm so gearing up for my spanish shows against. I've been practicing spanish or i've been doing spanish podcasts. Sometimes like four or five a week. So it's like it's it's in my system you know like i'm trying to trying to work on it. And then then. He reminds me that i love 'cause some of the music. A lot of throwback nostalgia. It's like when you go like members album. From when i when i was growing up you know with that and then i've been introduced to newer stuff from people too so is stuff your mother. Listen to because she likes she came over. Who who she like. She and i listened to shift from like the thirty. i grew up with. and she's like christina. Listen to this. otherwise parral. and he thinks that she doesn't know that this is the guy that she's logo. And then they love with each other and then like she just loves all the stuff. Hugh de to gold laila day. Me is that right. I don't know. I don't like anything that happened right. Then you know like my spanish singing For us then tell me how it stuff. No i really can't but i will be. I will be singing soon at my live shows because i'm learning piano then that's another thing you're such a rene since man You now you're taking piano lessons. Did so what happened. Was our our oldest takes piano lessons and half the he's like hanging upside down off a chair. And i'm like hey man so i see his piano teacher. I'm thinking i don't know why it occurs to me like i'm thinking. She teaches children. One walking by. I think i just listen to something. Like i wish. I could take panel lesson. I can give you a piano lesson like okay so then i follow up when she goes. Yeah and i'm thinking well she's probably going to go you know. This is c. and d. Barring just realize you have to have the foundation of that for an instrument. I'm gonna go okay. I'm ready for it and she goes. Well what like. What kind of songs would you want to know how to play. So i sent her a few. She's like great and then she shows up and she's like you play the song that's like right away and i was like. Oh this is so much fun because you go through a lesson and then by the end of it. you're sort of playing that song very addictive. I wanna t. That's very addictive. So anyways i Took a lesson that. I practice the next day. And i have lesson tomorrow. This is really exciting for you. And then i can use my shit hand. Yeah that is Like gradually getting better. But i use it on the notes. That i can so actually what. That's what they tell you to do. When i saw the nerve specialist he goes to the best thing is use the hand as much as you can. Great things up. So i'm able to you know practice with it. That's exciting. I couldn't do then. She was like and hit that. See major with your left hand. I was like really do it. But it's still an exercise. Know that's really good. I'm really impressed. thank you. we're going to be just like liberace. I would've probably said someone else. La joel's beginning to play. Billy joel song sin. I don't think so no. We're only because i'm not interested. I like billy joel song patrick and this. He's a super talent. But it's not my go to like. I got to learn this unite into that. What's your what are you learning like. Tell my first song that i practice was. Mca straight up. Is that a classical piano saw. I you know the funny thing is is sent her the instrumental. This is a cool song. And she's not american. So i go. Oh do you want to hear the the actual the lyric. She's like oh sure. And i put it on for her. And he's like wake your punk ass up for nine hundred shot and then it gets. It's like it's a super dramatic like you know violent song and she was like oh you could tell she goes. I'm classically trained. Beethoven mozart i was like a little different but then i played for her. The theme song two zero zero zero that prime show that i'm talking about non stop for a minute because it's so good and it has a very distinct piano theme right. It's simple it's very so so anyway. Of course it's amazing. I mean i know there's musicians that listened to this show but it's just amazing to me because i'm not musically inclined that i go here's this theme song and she's like okay. Here's the notes just from me how to play it. And i was like okay. Can i ask you recorded herself. Playing it at all set to file you listen to her and then you you try to mimic well which she sent me. We're going to be able to play tomorrow because she she. She recorded herself it playing the full composition. That's so did like the basic stuff. And she did the full thing and i was like. Oh shit teach me the pixies. I'm sure she could teach you anything. That'd be cool. Brilliant speaking of brilliant musicians. Marcus king came With his lady haley and No national show in nashville. We got to hang out and brian. Simpson it was amazing and brand killed it and so funny. But i mean marcus. He's the coolest guy hanging out with him and he's just as little baby faced twenty five year old and then i was listening to his album. Eldorado on the plane ride home. And i was like this guy i mean i know. That's what happened when i did cone. That's how i met him on conan. And i think i forget if it was conan or andy richter says before they were like you know this guy like you came on. I was like you wait till you see this on. And i was like gosh. Fuck the voice of angels crazy. Seems like it's an when you see when you see when you realize. Oh this is a gift gift and his lyrics. You listen to his point of view. And you're like this kid is twenty five and he's writing stuff like he's forty five. He has all this experience of them. And he's been on the show. You guys know as a mommy. He's coming on the live show. He's coming on the line. It is a gift. I think at certain points. You realize how it's like it's separate from you than you. I remember i was watching it like it sounds unrelated when when i watched the last dance the michael jordan. That movie with julia stiles. Oh no last dance. But the chicago bulls thing. There's one point where he says It was like. Are you going to play another year right now. Ninety seven and going into ninety eight something like that maybe ninety nine and they go and he. He made reference. I'm paraphrasing but something like you can't key it's not fair to keep this gift. Yeah from the world in other words. I'm so gifted at basketball. That for me to not play is like taking it away from other people. Yes you know one hundred percent. I never thought of it like that. But he and even i think phil jackson were like. You can't not play like you're a you're at the peak of your career and it is. It is a show for all of us to see you play basketball. It's a blessing. If you're born with that kind of talent it's a it's it's a crime to not share it with the world. I mean people say about this podcast speaking impress in their legs. Guys your show and also gift a gift to humanity what we do and also i got into the. I'm a little late on this. But aren't we always late to great tv shows. I got into cobra. Kai do and man. I m team koci all the way. That's the doj. Oh i would join if i had to choose between the two. I don't know what my reluctance is. It's okay the first episode. You're like i don't know but then it gets really you know what i like. Is that johnny. The the the sense eight for cobra kai is kind of how we are like where he's not like you know like woke and so he makes fun of a lot of the woke culture and i like that too. It's really funny. Yeah and it's adults like making fun of like wimpy. You know fucking gen y. Kids it's just it's so great. Okay i'm really into it it's You know the children show. But i like it. I watch it. Children show kids watch it go. I is pretty awesome. It's always fun to get really into a show for a minute now. Macy when i do cry not really well how about. I'll do piano. You do karate cool. That'd be a great show to see life. I can start playing. What i learned you karate. Demonstration i mean who wouldn't buy a ticket to that. I know there's been a lot of inside. Just go back and forth between the two things. I learned and i'd go to do a lot of people want to see your live. Show you last comic dizzying. There's a lot of memes on instagram. People are really excited. This is news to me. Yeah i mean. I've got an agent launch. You fuck and he listened to this show. Andrew come on andrew comic drizzling. Ask but i. I i just wanted to point this out. I saw this article in the la times. Yeah and you know gosh. I didn't know if you've heard yet tom. But hiking has a diversity problem. This bypass these vajpai. Groups are working to fix it. Let me just read you. This is in the la times is a real article is just came out article. The real article here goes longtime oppression and historical barriers have kept many people of color from feeling comfortable in the american outdoors. Now that may be changing groups in southern california and around the nation have made it their goal to introduce people of color to nature in a positive way. Their mission is to remove barriers and help people experience the connection whether they're seeking fitness healing personal accomplishment or knowledge. While so here we go. There's a you know there's latino outdoors. You may want to warning. That's the latino hiking group with that and axe guys can join to this for real zero women's hiking group. I feel excluded. So they're saying that social situations have kept minorities from going outside shooting hiking as a diversity from okay and this should ever gonna stop. Well you know what i think. I think wealth has officially jumped the shark run. Are you black or latino. You can go hiking whenever you want just so you know. No one's ever gonna stop you. Not here not in los angeles come here can put some sneakers on some hiking boots and just hike your ass off. No one say anything. No one's gonna stop. Someone might even say. Do you know where this trail ends. Well here's another. Did you want to join. It's called hike clerk. Evelyn escobar group hiking with her as she went on excursions and national parks. She felt out of place as a black latino and notice. That are funny. Oh it did but she moved to los angeles. She decided to create a hiking community. Started hike club and twenty seventeen. Did people look at you funny because you were wearing funny shit or you know like maybe maybe you didn't have hiking gear on people wearing i've done that. I've seen somebody wearing khakis fucking crazy. There is a black hiking group of black girls trek in group. Outdoor asia's is the important work. Thankfully someone's doing in this country because a lot of times you go on hikes and you're like why is it so goddamn not mixed up here. It's not inclusive in making trails hiking trails. And i feel like we're so are they saying that. What's the are people supposed to reach out more. Well no they're they're saying so. Like for instance. If you're a disabled hiker center for those with disabilities who want to go outdoors. Wixom is based in the pacific northwest but is making inroads in california. The group accepts trail guides written by members of the disabled community. His plans success. So basically you go with a guy so you feel totally different artists. No no but the. But i'm saying that like i can understand that there's a difficulty or challenges associated with hiking if you're disabled group that's it that gives you like the makes it easier and comfortable for you and maybe sets up a path depending on your disability to hike. That makes a lotta sense. I'm a little more curious. About how my latino brothers and sisters are struggling to go outside. We'll do you want. Do you want to hear what they're doing. Sure okay so. There's a chapter in la call. It's the process of removing barriers. The hike before the idea is that people of color see themselves represented on the trail. So your first hike with the group is to baldwin hills scenic overlook in culver city. You're encouraged by the families to show up the easy conversation flow between spanish and english and how group founder. Jose gonzalez welcomed. Every if you're somebody that goes finally you're fucking mess you need to get your your whole life is a fucking get your shit together. You can go hiking wherever you want. You can go and walk. You can ride your bike. You can skateboard and we're acting like what is this fucking rwanda or something and you're i don't know. Is there violent like just go outside and hike. The fuck are you talking about. Not only that. Los angeles the los angeles. We're kind of friendly towards latino people man kinda kind of really cool. There's majority perfect. And there's there's racial issues that are pervasive long standing in this country but the idea that like this city this city you go outside and you you walk around you see people every origin and city and like i do. I reject the notion that that it's somehow not inclusive to hike hiking. Hiking is restrictive. Like fuck outta here. I wish i saw more black. Well then bring one bring a fucking black friend with you and you'll see more black people on the trail so just to do my research. I did ask any before. I brought this to everyone's attention and i go any developed hike. Hiking has a diversity problem he goes he thinks about and he goes well. I mean i'd be afraid. If i went hiking that my friends would beat my ass of how lamet is there. You go and i was like okay. That makes sense okay but i do agree with you. The disabled hikers absolutely yeah absolutely. That sounds like a. That's also like you know it's a different article. Yeah right that's like. Hey let's have help. Disabled people should also have one for women. Because i understand what everyone was fucking stupidity. Yeah wait a minute deserve. I wait a minute. Where's my inclusion. There should be a trail that says dumb broads here. And look i tell you what would be held wrong. Mix this way use fucking puke and you lay in. It would be helpful is it can be a menace to hike as a single woman to have hiking group of women so that we don't get harassed or raped or or masturbated to his. This is true. I'll tell you what. I have been in griffith park. I've seen guys j. in their dis in their cars. I've seen perverts along these heightened. Oh gosh right there right so the point is an actual these actually helpful groups like so women doesn't have to hike alone at dusk. That's helpful hopeful. The sorry disabled group. That's actually pretty fucking helpful. Yeah but but if you're if you're thinking about hiking and you're like i don't know mexican i don't know what it's going to be like. Oh give me. This is a perfect example of how something written and that is online is nonsense. This make believe nonsense. This is not real. it is not a real issue. This somebody has a fucking article the right and they're like i don't know sir there sure we're in a lotta black people on the trail and they wrote an article about this is not true. This is not true. And it's like hiking has a diversity problem with everything has diversity problem. Now it's this. This has jumped the shark week. We're now we're taking on. Don't have to pay the like. It's you don't have to get clearance. There's no there's no pay wall you just go and hike. I don't know dude. I hope it's going to end. Sarah because i i can right before i got hurt. I hiked not far from where we live. I wanted to hike with one of our neighbors hike. And i remember going up. That trail. seeing all kinds did go. Hey you're black. What are you doing here to some. But then we came down and it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. Fucking hiker diversity on hikes get fucked get fucked for you and mind. I add to in nashville. You know at these shows. I look in the audience. I've got all kinds of people. There's black people. White people people in wheelchairs. Come to the show now. I have tables of jewish people screaming. I'm a jew. I swear i swear to god. We're jewish. I say great. Welcome the fuck outta here. Dot hates the jews the dove to la times. Wrote that our la times bro. Cancel your fucking subscription. No shit yeah dumb the la times. What a dumb fucking angle. That is such a stupid art. Can i tell you what i'm of. I'm offended as an angelina that they're like hiking has in las gatos. We gotta we gotta work on the divi- diversity of the trails. Fuck out here. It's not a job isn't a majority. Google how much of the them i think. More than fifty percent. Our population is latino at this point now the majority of people in la county are latino. Yeah didn't they do. The last census and they said did they. It's gotta be or very fucking cool. That's a lot of peeps as the nation's hispanic population though. It's dive he's doing so there's five million there are five million all right. You're right. Forty eight percent. Forty eight percent of los angeles population is latino and twenty six percents white. Great i love the latinos. I don't get the fuck you run the city. This is your city bro. What are you talking about. And guess what you said the hiking standards. Yeah you said those latino hiking standard told me yeah you can even start posting. No whites allowed on or just blankets sweater here. Why people be no why people love it. Good the idea that this is an issue is what's upsetting to me. I'll tell you what's not an issue. One of the funniest things. I've seen in a while is around two thousand seven he. We're gonna take a little pause and we'll be right back how they are. Pros colombian soccer show. Espn guess what the guy he's fine. He's fine sure You look it up so that we can confirm if at least best the thing is. It's the shock of that. I mean that guy. 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You're good with the task mood then. Because i have so much to do this. All around this thing is completely hacked. Charles oh my god. This is amazing. She ain't here for your mother. You wouldn't be here so you remember when you put down one mother you put all over the world that's amazing instead of sitting there good woman looking in the mirror kids through saggy. Don't listen off. This is amazing. It's amazing amazing. Any needs to sell this guy saw. This is just unbelievable. This was made by audio bridge. Matt this this really is. We're constantly blown away by people's talents that listen to this show. We've seen you know. We have artists people that paint and create the sculpt things musically memo's even beamers but i'm saying the music people incredible talents yet photoshop's and memes and everything but i mean this this is like next level i mean device and the amount of time this dude audio bridge matt. He put in here like fifty plus full. Mp threes and replaced all the fucking. Jesus shit with this stuff. It's amazing thank you so much. This is going to be a prize. Got sell these. Don't you think i don't know how you do that. I really don't waste less. I'm it's great. I mean i. I imagine that ends amount of work and the infrastructure that goes into that. But it's really incredible. It's so good. There's nothing. I more than hacking shit and acting nonsense or telling someone that fucking park next to you that you are going to rearrange their face for them. That's so babe. I mean you're gonna fight you know you're going to end up getting into a fight you need to join covert high talking about getting the doj. Oh what i thought of. Though 'cause like it felt good it felt right. It felt like. I wanted what i wanted to say. What i forget is that i am still injured. Shit yeah like my my injuries are. I'm doing much better. I don't even have a sleeve on my leg today. It's awesome But like if somebody were wanted to fight me. I would go down quick because i just can't you know yeah. My mouth is writing checks that my left hand can't cash true can you. I mean maybe not do this kind of stuff. Actually i thought of a a real easy solution concealed weapons permit because i actually can make a strong case that i can't throw hands. So why not carry a fucking glock in the back pocket. Thirty eight on the fucking ankle and it's like you want you wanna talk some shit shit. Call me what about in texas. Can't you just get a gun at walmart. C. e. z. In texas that's the best part about texas. It is everyone's packing. Can i get a gun and just walk around with it seriously. Lady easy. no. I'm being serious. I'm being serious today. Even do like a background check anymore. Of course but but i don't have a background no you fly by it. Oh this is exciting. I want to carry a gun. Can my kids carry guns. If you have a valid handgun licensed may carry your handgun. Yes we went about. Children can ellis. Julian have to two and a half. That's plenty no no. I bet it's gonna be like five before you start giving kids guns. that's true. Like ellis dude. Yesterday he's all ellis. Found zippo in the house. And he was like what's that and i showed him. I was like watch this home. Inc was like he loves us all year he goes. I want to get a gun. Go for what he goes to shoot people who he goes bad guys. I was like okay. Yeah yeah well. Five is plenty old. He can do that but jillian goes. I wanna put you in the street to me. I go for what he goes. So you can get run over by a car He's a little more. Yeah boys are so deviant or so aggressive with that shift so aggressive. He was like talent. Elyssa me when it cut people up. I think when people have last night he was like the bad guy comes in here. I'm a and he goes mom. Look my legs look strong. Look at my arms dude talking to build strong a talking. I like yeah. Like i'm strong on the strongest. He goes he perked up from around the corner he goes. You're not the strongest what he goes. I'm the strongest in the house. He goes yeah. Go come on and he went back showed you. He showed me his punch. And i was like never mind view. Yeah is the strongest. We got a fart simpson prank call. Oh this is a pretty funny. You wanna hear this glass. Start crying laughing this far off now doing a prank call with the king. Hey can i speak to nina. Ena name is tom. I'm here with my dad. And he keeps going on and on and on about how much he loves your cake and he actually just recently sad to say got hit by semi truck crossing the road. And he's not doing so well so i was thinking to. Maybe cheer him up. He can talk to you for a second. And just say hello and tell you how much you love your cake. What you probably. His name is steve nina. You're the best thank you. You should be treated like a queen. You are the queen of the year cake athletes cake. Coon fewer very attractive and very beautiful. Well thank you very very flattering. Remember trying to be nice to somebody today. Tell them they look pretty telling. They look gorgeous. That is very device and we do that every day. I love you my queen. You are beautiful. Thank you thank you. I hope you feeling better. We're going to have to talk personally. My husband about that. You need to commission shit. I would never disrespect you clean. Let me take you out spoil you for a weekend. That's quite an offer. Come on come on okay. Mon mike quyen above eighteen inch. Well why are you making black. I need you to send me a picture. And a picture of your. Id you're eighteen okay. Lockout everything else except her picture and your date of birth. I have to see that to make sure your above eighteen You can trust me. Oh i pray that before the game in queens. Love you nina. I have got a very special load for you. Okay thank you. So when are you gonna let me take you out on your feet on the ground and take off running any time again. Come on come on the phone pops. I'm sorry about this nina. Okay make a case for your office. Oh that would be awesome. Do you think like maybe you can do a cake. That's like a identification card of a girl who's above eighteen says queens above eighteen. I make you want. Oh that's awesome. I mean i could do. I you like if you want to something. That's at queen's over eighteen years. You certain cakes. That kid's birthday cakes. I also did have a naked breast cake for a woman who was having a breast reduction surgery which i can send you A in an email. I know he has a following on that kids app where they dance or something. I think it's tiktok. He had Tiktok accounts as you looked at. Oh yeah definitely. It's at the kings queens above eighteen. If you want to check that out all hell's going to break loose down okay. So i see picture your dad. I'm looking at it to what the hell even up to dad. What is this shit. I love my coins above eighteen. Does this community idea for maybe a cake. I'm picturing like the shape of a woman just two-dimensional different outlined colored used to be wary of crown. And then it has just the worst cleans the about eighteen or whatever whatever king queen above eight on it. Nina love my kings and queens above. I i can see that you do y- apparently other people do too. Judging from your tiktok following. Tom stupid for i love to christie shit. Tom dead sorry christine my wife. Don't worry listen. Everybody has some some things going on in their life. No problem nina. I apologize this okay. So worries worry. Everything's okay. I love deviled shit. Okay so tom show awaking from you. Just give me a few days. Let me figure out what we can. And we'll get back to you. Bob say by day. And i will talk you later. Okay i look forward to hearing from you and ninety both virtually you have a beautiful day. I hope to see you soon my pleasure. I'm going to become tiktok follower so adding to the millions that you already have a beautiful night my quyen until anything. Let me know you know how to get a hold of me. You have a day your mom's house that it's like it's almost like the most wholesome because it's it's like he start going down like a prank lane and you're like oh this is gonna sideways and it comes around where she's like. I'm a fan. i'm following on. And i'll make you a special cake. Actually went really really well. He does wanna what is sex with christine talk jobs. That's my wife. How sweet is nina restroom saying and that went as well as it can go if you're the one being ranked you're like let's be friends. Yeah she was really open minded. Does she really want to sell that cake. Yeah damn man. Bart simpson this. What a talent this this is going to open your own ready okay. This long release bears. You can always piece out of here. What is wrong with these people. Is this like lithuania where this is. This is pittsburgh now this has got to be. This is my tribe via eastern europe. Eighty really in the bears. Look what am i doing. I can't eat dogs on talking to scared of feeling comfortable about this. Yeah you should stupid. The whole premise would ever. This is stupid and also. Why would you make it like. Why would you make it an outing. Like a you know what i mean. Why would like an event. Yeah just have. Like a couple handlers. Release that bear. I i mean like one hundred people there in the bears the folks all around the bear like half the people off on a hill somewhere away. This is cruel this is these people have a bear diversity. Problem point of personal privilege. If you're gonna pick right an article right about this those actually where is this. This is somewhere shady think russia. Yeah okay yeah that flag. She was wearing on her. Guessing is like a definitely eastern blackie. Yeah i just don't like that that that's not cool. You would make it an like a big group thing like this because this is a country where nothing exciting happens. So they're like we're going to release a bear on the mountain today and then this is like their saint. Patrick yeah this is like when michael jackson like in the nineties. Getting excited that it saint patrick's that's the thing. That's what i mean you have the you're excited live and lithuania for fired up that. It's fucking drink on wednesday. Yeah that's what i'm saying. When eastern europe together would come out to see michael jackson long after. His career had peaked That's who that's who was seeing stuff. So bored i think the mj at any age. You don't think so. It didn't really don't think he was a popular in the us. And the the after the late nineties. Dot wendy one yet now. He's iconic but i think what i'm trying to say is the level of fanatic the level of fanaticism some. Yeah framework the but it's still the level so high in eastern europe. You see them doing all that more shit. You know his popularity waned in the us when he was going in the eastern bloc and they were like michael. Michael they love you yes. Trust me what you're saying is you're you're saying it is true that there was a point where he would get off the plane in lithuania and it would be bedlam. Yes and that and it wouldn't be like that here but he could still in that time in the united states sell out stadium. Yeah probably but it wasn't. That level of was crying mania because we were more in tune with those guys. Go crazy face is going. You know what i mean. He's he's he's acting banana so people kind of yeah we back them but yeah you're talking about like the thrillers looks like eastern europe for sure you know it is. These guys are just walking around with ak47 selects. That's how wasn't hungry when you get off the plane like right. When the wall fell communism. You go guys at ak as if there was a it was like in roma like in the late eighties early nineties. 'cause always just like chaotic government should corruption. You'd see in the streets with machine guns luck. Yeah and then p. random people. Just ask you for your papers. And you're i guess these pay checking on you. I came to los angeles. From the deep south had quickly became a sex raw are pounding. Rojo heart pounding. The sheer dominance getting filled. You say it's a different kind of horny. There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. My pain tolerance is a bit higher than the average bear to myself. And i got a big hand mainly above never hung out with anyone my size or smaller are nowhere. Northerner smart enough. You familiar with the Our transference relationships have you heard of the cage as a cage that all zoo in fourth position so when somebody has friends over dinner they also have dessert. Get to her nature. I've just can't shock you anymore. Get well it's interesting that you have to have dinner before you fuck him in his cage. Think you'd wanna fuck the guy in the cage and then have dinner. So you're not all full and bloated. I'd agree the whole idea of priebke. Fuck dinner so much better. Know pre pre fuck dinner you have sex. Is that what you're saying. I don't wanna pref- okay. Dinner before the facts. That that's what i'm saying. Well we're in agreeance here on the. Hey we're going to be pounding this guy for a awhile aged yeah man. I don't wanna be all full doing that right. And you're naked in front of your peers. Your friends friends new france you. You don't want them to see you fat and make you wanna be your thinnest. When you're still your stomach's we've failed him up then it's like because now we're relaxed. Let's eat i agree. I agree like when you when you when i go out for dinner. We liked to f first. And then gorge ourselves otherwise you're not going to have sex after your superficially like a for like let's chow tonight louis. Really yeah have a great now. You don't wanna get home and fuck man. No no no fuck workup. That appetite and then have a nice meal. Plus you're you're more apt to listen to me after you've got it's like you're more focused and you're not is full of rage not threatening guys in the parking lot just a lot nicer to be around. After i milk you. I believe that. Yeah i believe it You did something like new and particularly disgusting. That i i'd never seen you do before at it. It shook me to my core. I it it absolutely. It shook the foundation. Oh stop of our relationship and and honestly it kind of re analyzed the way like it made me analyze the way that i see you know. No yes it changed. Things now. Changes a notable change this. I'm laying in bed talking to you. You come around the bed you go around your side and you're sitting there and you're talking to me and you're talking to me with one of those like hand hand fixing it's not. Yeah so it has like a plastic apparatus crown. Then there's a string of flaws you know what i'm talking to law stick right. She's doing this no big deal. It's how clean my. She's talking to me. She's like yeah. Yeah yeah you know. Dumb girl thoughts. Whatever doing her doing her teeth and then she sits on the bed. She keeps talking to me. And then you go and throws it off the bed into the floor. And i was like and she kept talking. W- what are you doing. She's like what did you just throw the loss. Stick on the floor on the carpet. We have a carpet. Whatever and she's like what. Am i go through what you were lossing with onto the floor. What the fuck and she goes out. Get it. When i get up and i go go once you get it right now and never do that again. And she's like. Oh you flip burgers and i was like what no you get in my car any car and i've seen him do it in my ride. Not your car. You've no right to do this. You will dig into your nose. You'll find a book and then you'll roll it between your thumb and your forefinger and then dropped the booker in the interior of my car. I'm talking about. I'm driving like this and you're driving and then i'm like then. Sometimes they do it out the window. Sometimes i go like this you sprinkle it onto my car seat and carve carpeting. Don't flick it out the window. I've done afflicted out the window before. Okay but the times. I've seen it. It's been really gross. Okay so. I don't know how what i'm doing we're talk about. Yours is taking sir. The thing that all of humanity does and then flicks it. All of humanity should be flopping. And they're not. It's not my problem. very good. Point the bullets shift that the most vile thing. I think i've ever seen you do which is in your own home in your bedroom. A floss stick and throw it on the. Are you out of your fucking mind like what. Have you been doing this a long time. I've been doing it for months months. And why are you doing this. Because it's like okay. I'll tell you. Why like can i tell you. Get a fucking like a tissue a piece of toilet paper. Put it on your nightstand and if you do if you want to do that in bed just place it on there and then you throw that out when you're done what are you doing. What are you doing limit. Let's like using a q. Tip cleaning your ears but oh do you think that what i'm doing is grocer than how. Burt cuts his nails toenails. And then he puts scotch tape on them and then he is so much worse. I'll tell you what my god you're so much worse. Yours is worse because does that as basically a calculated prank. he he. He's he's doing it because he wants the family and everybody to know that he's crazy and gross but it's still calculated. You are a fucking homeless person. Who is just like. I don't care about my own home. I'm gonna take one of the most disgusting things you can do where everybody takes flaws and throws it in the trash like the you know the idea that you would drop it on the floor of where you live and sleep. It's like i can't even come up with the words to describe. How repulse an upset. I am by this new discovery. It is so disgusting. It's exciting to discover something new about me. After tino not like this what is your. What is your nonsense how it started okay. I started years after. I had a negative dental cleaning review. Remember the woman gave to me my dental hygiene and i usually do it at the end of the day. I'm super tire. We've just put the kids down. And it's something i do at the end of my day i relax. I mean my jams. I'm super comfy. And just do boop boop in there. And i'm just tired and lazy and i don't wanna get up walk around the bed. Walk all the way to the trash can and put them in the bathroom. Make it so a journey. It's like a mile long. I wanna go. I'm just tired and lazy so my thinking was just fuck in throw it and then later i'll collect like something and then i'll throw only. That's what i do. And then i just collect a few days and i'm like okay. This is stopping today. This is stopping today. Why you're not doing this. Maybe if you held my hand. While i made brown and made eye contact i won't. That's not happening. You stop if you hold my hand. While i make here with that shit you are going to get either a trash can next to your case cannot putting a box of tissues on your nightstands. Fine you take one out and you fucking floss your teeth with your stick and you put the stick on the tissue and then later you throw that out. I'll put off. Put the sticks on the tissue but i don't wanna fucking dumb trash can fun because i have no spatial over not throwing those on the ground anymore. But how can you hear me out. Wait hold on hold on you. Never walk in my dental stick matter. You never want on that side of the carpet. You're never be some standard where we live. We're not doing this but if you never see them and you never step on them. You never even walk there. Can't i just do what i want him to do. My wife and my ass. And i'll put the tissue on my side of the bed. I'll just leave it on the ground. Fine i won't see it. It's not my you listen. You trim your beard into the sink and then it gets caught. The hairs get caught on toothpaste on chunks of toothpaste in the sink. For years we shared a sink and i never. I never chastised you stop you from doing that. How is this that was that was an area. We both shared and i had the brush. My no you're about to get fifty one fifty right now like. Do you know that nobody listening to this thing that you're making any sense at all my listen you're talking about first of all you're gonna allow me to clarify my argument now. Hold on. we're talking about an area of the room the fallen you're not shared. We don't share that space you. I shared a space in which you would put your disgusting pugh beards shaving trimmings and it would be in my hygienic area. Creating a bacterial nightmare. And that's okay. I'm in a space that you don't see come near touch any of them and you lose your case case closed excellent okay. Let's see what they say you know. They're gonna fuck and chime in on this debate who the listeners. The mommy's oh yeah they're going to chime in and you should probably brace yourself now. I know the mommies listening is i. Sometimes there's split sides and sometimes it's somewhat this is gonna be like ninety five right. Okay but let me ask this one. Yana listeners mommy's what's more disgusting. Tim rolling burgers and flicking them in my car. It is not your car. It's my car or me dropping a used dental. Stick big fucking deal. They're both unhygienic and disgusting and both. That's my space. You're rolling your burgers in. That's that's a shared space. I at least have the dignity to do it in a space that we're not sharing at the time and okay cool case your honor while people are going to side with you on that one. You're living and have nobody on your side. We'll see there's a lot of pigs who listen to this show just like me animals out there. I bet you a lot of does jacob pig that listens to this show is going to be like you do what you throw you. Laws on the ground of your bedroom on my side of the bed that you don't ever go to a refugee into the house like somebody from a war torn country and i would be like. Hey make sure you. Don't throw your philosophy on the ground and they'll be like even in my country. We don't do. These floss goes in garbage. Yeah you're out of your mind. Let's see we'll see what they say. I know you two squares. And they're not agreeing with me. But you guys were squares. It's not mine. Squares living with chronic. Pain is the worst. It's more than a feeling of discomfort. It can affect your whole life. 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I don't know but all i can say is not. Everybody looks like that. Ain't yeah but but you don't need to look like a butch either. Here's something you need to know. You need to know. This man have a need for their women to look like women. Sweatpants don't cut it all the time. Where football and pajamas walmart. Dang over another attractive about that remember it. Hey man want their wives to look good at home and in public and i get an amen. There's giant stinks. There's not a lot of backup in the audience here. Though he's got a cool look to looks really fashion. You got to say that. Like stay hot is one. And then like he's got quite who she on and those genes are million years old also. Is he reading this in the bible. He's why is he holding the bible. This is not in the bible. it's called interpreting scripture. like nowhere. Very sure this is right here. Stay hot and then moses on the rock to eleven actually. Don't read the so. They look for the preacher. He tells what that means. It means stay hot. Thou shalt stay hot for an is gonna walmart sweatpants. That's that's how you should dress at walmart walmart about talking about this fucking crazy. Why do say that. I try my best to maintain for you. You do and you look amazing and if we can get over this loss thing. I think we'll probably be in a pretty good place. I'm not gonna stop doing that. It's my saying i love. That is not going to be cool with me just so you know what about you. Pick guys in parking lot the fact that you put that on the radar is no. It's not just going to. I'm not going to be like. Oh yeah you're just doing your thing again. You're not doing great to is that it took you like five or six months to notice. I've been doing this rock steady for fuck in your months. Free night mine. Every night i do this and i been doing it for months. Oh appalled way you. It's fine not not going to get over it not over it. You'll get over not gonna get over it when it to stop immediately. Kay how about this all. Stop lossing if you Canceled those doctors appointments. I don't wanna go get it. Go do like a bunch of stuff to my body. The whole point was that he poisoned my niece. Who is now thirty. Two years old thirty three who does nothing but rocks back and forth Tv screen whether or not feeder so baby. So he took her entire life so i took his three and a half days. She sat in a in jet-setting hospital and suffering. I nailed took tenants penny nails odium to live room floor and cut him up for three and a half days in major. He was alive and i sent him to his rottweiler who he had in a room so how zone highway twelve and a half twelve and a half and that's what happens to people who don't put their floss bay love. Thanks for sharing that neat clip. Is that your mentor. Got another one that you see this one. This one i think made around. I'm sure you've seen it right because scared. So i made my first tic tac. And i got this comment i i was like. I'm not really sure how to take this at all. Do they wanna see what i looked like. When i was five in nineteen ninety. I was familiar. I'm like no no that can't be. We're not probably opened with that kind of thing here. So then it dawned on me. This person thinks the same. Is that little bitch cashier at ross. At one day. Who informed me. I qualified for the senior citizen discount. I'm thirty five. I'm thirty five. I understand that lots of people have found all these miracle lotions and stuff. Nowadays women look just a lot younger than they usually do. But i am not one of those women. I'm a smoker. And i go tanning so this is thirty five. Want you all to be aware. I miss this this one when i feel like. I've dropped the ball with tanning. That tanning will get ya and smoking smoking. Yeah i tell you. The one thing that saved my skin was being gone for so many years. I mean that took me out of the sun for like twelve years at least my teenage years. The upside i can goth. Yeah well what do you think about her. I was like thrown by at first. I was like what's going on. I didn't know what we're just gonna go. Where's it gonna go. And not not pile on her. But i thought she was like fifty five. You know so then. And then i realized what was happening i was like oh damn like you ain't shamed her. Why didn't age shame her. I just I mean i thought of the same thing. Wow smoking really does age. You and i also feel like at this point. If i were her i'd be like i should probably stop those things i know goodness but i guess i don't know people but don't you know people to i knew i knew a couple of girls in high school in college. Who at twenty or even at like seventeen already looked old like sometimes they just people are more prone to wrinkling. They're very thin and they have no fat in their face. Some people just. I really feel like some of this is the universe. The universe does this to white people because we have so many advantages in this world. I think you're right point of personal privilege. You are white male female especially male but you know like white men for the most part age like dog shaq shaq like you know i mean with the exception of our friend. You know the pilates lady her husband. Yeah that guy now. he's an anomaly. But then you find now. He's got two parents in their nineties. That are alive and your legs different. Yeah you're like. Oh this guy's genetic because when i met him is fifty seven or some shit like that and i was like what you look forty thirty eight now for the most part though you know why people age like why people look like shit time over to get. I mean you look at coming to america to which we started the other night. The cast has an age or like dude. Everybody looks amazing. Yeah that's that's wild all black. Yeah and it's been thirty years and they all look great lisa. Princess lisa looks amazing. I mean she has a lotta that shit incredible. Everybody looks great them. It's been thirty years and now his wife looks amazing. Them she does. She is right there right below that one. Everybody looks great that one. Yeah that's the wife. People look like shit. Yeah we look like hot diarrhea. There are white men in their fifties. That i assume are in their seventies. You know she's a cruel mistress age time but this lady. I guess she really took it. It is crazy. She's thirty five though. I know i know unless this is a bit. Is this a bit. i don't think so sincere. I don't know here's another. Let's see here's a white girl you giving notice gave him. But i lost. I can't find it more you party. I don't know if you're married or nada. Whatever else. I don't really thing about the but thank you for sending me a message. So this guy's new on the talk. He's just figured out how to do talks and now he's really into the ladies so he does a public post for one person. It's my favorite my favorite one to my favorite talk or to directly to emily. I'm over here. haven't seen you yet. If you get back to tell doug happy birthday. We'll see on saturday post. Yeah what are you doing. Yeah this one's good. How great was that line was a great time welcome. It's a guy doing the splits in a walmart. Bathroom very slowly. And he's holding his nuts because he doesn't want to smash them on the ground. Yeah i mean it's a great. It's a great. It's a great so random like why is he. getting border. coffee's ready they can exit. Be up in just a minute and i'll have to refer no half hour. How'd you like spend the rest of the morning. Now it's so puke worthy cringe beyond its the puke est. It's like it's the way a guy tries to get laid by. I wanna fucking eat my own vom we but why isn't it hot like let's talk about like why doesn't it work because we were talking kind of about this before. I don't drive. Not the i'm not the one like i don't know what what the woman registers i think it's that it maybe it's that it registers but here's the thing there. There's a woman out there. There are women out there who go. Oh i would love this season. Here's the deal man in reality. I love it like when you do nice things for me like get my car detail. You take out the trash without an icu doing it. I'm like oh. I'm going to reward that good behavior and i do give you s e x for it. I do give you deck touch the fact that he's doing. I'm a good boy. Golden retriever kind of stuff. It's just not high. It's not you know what it is way to initiate. You wanna see nice things from someone you already with right. Yeah right. I know but like why does this now. Begging begging yeah. Maybe there's a it reeks of desperation. Because you go. I think part of you has to go. Why are you trying this heart. Yeah like she'll find you're a good looking dude it's like why isn't it shortly. Boy good boy. Do i did everything now. While you touch my daddy. I feel like it's maybe maybe it's because i mean you have to re like question. Why maybe it's because in his experience Not being this way. Didn't get d- touches. Yeah right yeah so he go like so you go what works then. I think it's more to do with somebody that um didn't never pursued like he didn't pursue because that's Pursuing like real pursuing inherently involves risk people who are risk averse. I don't want it to not work out. It's safer to be like. I'm sweet this week. I i made breakfast for you. now you're being you're being very nice and while it's nice to be nice. There's no risk involved. So that's why your pussy it makes your pussy dry. Yeah the night. This is why nice guys don't get laid. And then the guy's always like but but she had sex with that jerk with that other guy. Why did she choose jerk. Just walk by and was like what's up when you go. You ladies doing it now. The reason it's risk involved is that you can walk out and be like what's up ladies. You wouldn't have a drink or whatever housing say it. They can get the fuck out of here. You're shamed or embarrassed humiliated or they go. Who's this guy. There's inherent chance. Yes with jumping off that cliff. You know but this shit sounds funny because i think two men and women like you see this and you're like the funny tell you what i love about cobra kai it said it teaches you to be a bad ass. Like janis. whole thing is like he's like he's like you just you just bump into a bay but a bar and then you're like suck you wanna beer and like that is attractive. There's something about johnny. Who's a bit of a brute and just like what's up your babe dude. Like i'm fucking bad ass. That's what you want. You don't want the russo. You want the johnny got you. You know i'm saying sometimes you have to train the person you're dating when i mean is if you expect flowers every day then you have to tell them that you expect fires day. I expect ours every day. What do you think is that too much. Every eight to bring flowers is that seem a high maintenance. You're not getting them. Yeah this is the kind of guy you get. She should be with fucking shovel the driveway because he'll get you flowers every. Oh maybe yeah. That's the pairing is like the beta male with like fuck out here. Yeah but guy. 'cause isn't me gross. How she felt like that that this is gross to you know like this doesn't work either. While i was on board with her for a second. And what i mean is saying what you want or need That's a good. That's good advice but this this is equivalent to You know when you watch those dating shows and they have a list. Here's my list. You must be six one. You must wait. What like that shit is gross and so is like every date should involve flower. Get out of here. She's doing that. Princess thing of like i'll to at tommy. Do your sister's brother flowers of that. A breakfast at bab about baba sweat driver a habib breakfast always breath our see. And that's the thing is that women say they want that guy. When that guy shows up it makes your pussy dryer. Pussies get turned it lockdown and they throw away the key. Yeah no pussy. Wants that shit. We don't wanna guy that's like wimpy mushy mushy. He'll do whatever. Gets you flowers all the time every day. no. I like flowers tom. I know but. I know you like flowers. And i get you flowers. But i'm saying like if you're like the guy who's leg. I brought flowers because i'm seeing you again every day. That reads to mush. Yeah be wimpy and women don't like wimpy wimpy doesn't not get lane also. Don't you want to flowers to be just unprompted. Like it's something that she pick up on unprompted. Yes yeah because he feels. I bring you flowers on prompted. I agree do want it to be spontaneous. And like i hate to say it but she i don't know her but she does seem like the type who is not a giver. Do you know what i mean. I see the she giving to get that stuff or is she like units abramova flowers. Well like my balls league right. So are you looking nuts everyday. Like what's the trade off. Because here's the deal man like you'll bring me flowers on prompted but i also milk your d on a regular rotation i love you. I support you you. Let me put my dental floss sticks next to the bed it's cool. We're cool like that thing. You do your thing hi. My name's joe. It's january seventeenth on the confer people between eighteen to forty years of age for dating in relationship. Leave a message or comment. I'm a nice person i'm friendly. I'm outgoing. he's nice. He's friendly he's thank you. So what did joe do wrong. Tom like instruct listeners. At home so we're helping guys who want to build the dating profile. He's nice he's friendly. he's outgoing. What's wrong with that. This is a this is a lot never has so little said so much to me. This is how i feel. When i want your injury videos i did. This is my equivalent of your injury video. So it's a little Go ahead described the listeners. Key He has a has a very unique look. Maybe he's not really into wellness and health entirely. He qualifies for the vaccine immediately. Like the first rounders level of delusion that he's looking for eighteen didn't even catch that. I didn't even look at the age range of queens the queens above eighteen to forty. He's shit that's tried. And even realize the net he was casting eighteen sweetie. I can't think of eighteen. Nineteen twenty twenty one. All those numbers. Don't work here. They're all wildly inappropriate for this man. yeah i think his search should start where it ends on. That one definitely has he has all the qualifications. We look forward for an awesome video. Angle lighting bare walls. It really is astounding. How all these cool guys cheesy like fit this bill. And we haven't put out but he bring her flowers every day. All my god. He's there every day he'll show up with those flooding. Tom don't you find it interesting that we haven't even put out the guidelines and standards for videos for cool guys. They just know what those guidelines dna go to. They all do it. This guy's fucking how do they know. Shitty lighting check bat angle check. Arthritis is paid is my big toes in To it's an original song you didn't like it was a good song but arthritis. I like her. she's a lot of stuff she's also got a boyfriend good and she's like if you say bad things about my boyfriend will come after you. Oh so beat you up. She really likes her boyfriend. Cute to watch netflix cutter with you. I also would like to buy you food. I would also very much like touch your but and probably give you kisses on your neck you go with. So what did he do wrong. Tom was it too much. Like and i wanted to. I think it was acceptable. For a moment you want to go through it. Yeah i'll tell you let's do a play by play cute. I like that. That's kind of funny is kind of endearing. 'cause i'm picturing if you did this. It'd be like okay. i like tom. Cigarette alec what. He's doing your cute like that. And the heart. Johnny ended their. You'd be like what just a nice guy. He's it's basically Playful kinda flirty but within. It works and watch netflix with you. Okay i mean but even that that's like huddle as part of the lexicon. You know netflix and chill. I wanna call with you. It's still not. It's not threatening to cuddle with somebody even if you don't want to cuddle with him he's not like it's not like it's saying i want you to do something that you'd have to reciprocate the desire and it's not It's not threatening like cuddling is not threatened. But here's it's not but it's also kind of a manipulation right. It's it's i want to cuddle. It's like i'm a nice guy. I wouldn't try to f- you gonna you know it's it's what apps it's fine. It's starting to go bad for me. Come all right interest. I thought maybe sometimes there's those five second talks you know. Maybe it's one of those. Nope mike is it over. I also would like to buy your food kind of makes me wonder who you normally deal with. You know i would also like to buy. You would also like to buy you food. This is telling me that you meet a lot of hungry bitches. Bitches are hungry bitches. Be hungry spam. Get a just by buying her food. I mean you can at least get her to have dinner with you true. I mean if you're dude and you're like what's my angle. Let me tell you something. Everybody leaves bitch i- hundred percent like take her to a decent. You'd have to take her to a fucking michelin star restaurant but like a town somewhere. Decent italian food is always a good one because it's always reasonable a dish of pasta oriented. And you you have a good personality and you're like i don't know my angle i'm telling you grow taking a chick out to eat is the fuck and move man like you don't have to go. You can't go into it like i'm taking her to eat. Therefore i deserved things. I'm saying this is a good way to shock like show who you are. Connect with someone like breaking you know. It's a universal thing having meals. Take a chick out to a decent place. Have a good meal. Look you can show who you are. But that's only if you really liked her. If you're really into her you want you want to relationship or girlfriend or even if you're looking for like you know you wanna do this. You want to cuddle with someone you don't like it's your obviously. You're not going to open with. Hey i just met you. Would you like to come over and watch a movie and cuddle with me. But you can't say. Hey i you know you really you want to go to dinner like that's normal takes dinner. You and i are old school like that. I respond to that really. Well if gentlemen goes let's go for dinner. I'm like this guy has class. He's willing to invest time and money and energy into me and i'm willing to invest in him for a night out liga. Apparently the kids don't do their to be fair. I think dinner lunch or dinner at a restaurant is also not only. Is that like a date thing. It is also. I think the best social activities i agree even non romantically go. Have dinner like it's say. Now you know you're you're sharing food. You're having wine or whatever you're having it's it's how you connect with people and i think it's one of the ones where you essentially have permission to do that too with anyone. You can ask anybody. Let's have a meal. So i think you know i'll buy your food. It's a weird way of saying it but You know he's still he's not off. I'll buy you some food and also a so gross. You what i like about dinner dates by the way is that a woman can dress up. Yep she can look nice smell nice and just sit there and be beautiful. Fuck up dinner guys. Don't fuck also go to a nice dark dark place. dark wood. don't take bright women don't want to feel that you want to feel cozy into. Don't take her to poodle. Yeah nice and damn dim. Doesn't they'll be like it's expensive. Don't take your doing expensive place italian restaurant. It's not that expensive on yelp you can search by price. Yeah single dollar doubled our triple for whatever -solutely we'll just search your when you and i were d- courting we didn't have no money. We had no money. Where do we go to dinner back. In those days and silver lake we would go to hipster diner l. Capri like you know like sixteen dollar entrees and shit you know you can. You can bring your own bottle wine. Yeah yeah that was. We did that yourself at. Tj's yeah six dollar bottle. One today denis jaw because ultimately it's about like the company and having a good laughing hanging but this is a. This guy doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to connect well. Of course he made this video so far he's like. Oh hey you're cute cute. I want to watch netflix again food. I'm still like all right. All right i would also very much like to touch your but That's where it all stops work. Is he stops himself from saying boobs or vagina. Lee also chose because the video is sent. If you re write this. He's saying i'm trying to fuck but you can. You can leave. Everyone knows you wanna fuck. It's a given. it's a man is asking you talking. He wants to fuck you. He wants to fuck if a guy says You know. Let me get the door for you. They want to my. I learned that lesson way too late and probably give you kisses hundred neck. No you lost everyone. Everybody was onboard until and then get by noon. Remix album rain next time. The point is that you should be like. Hey you're cute. do on netflix. Come over some time or hey. You're cute. I wanna buy you dinner. You wanna have dinner. See it's non-threatening but you're letting people know i'm in pursuit. I like you got to pursue. I like you can't you can't want to touch your ass. I wanna see those as like you're right the offer at the giant everywhere you know. That's that's the problem is that it's an going on a date with. He's he's already in that territory. Yeah he's he's so far. Gone though that you go like oh it's its own thing. It's his own show pack. And i want to help in impart phoenix teeth. Piece commie with think's worth impart phoenix. Please call phoenix. And if he didn't get it. The first time he repeated it wolf and phoenix phoenix. Please call oh my god right. That is that's cat cats. This feels good per and it sounds like a fucking f thirty five is about to take a look at the size of that fuckers head. Do it again. I want to hear that you're right because the per is terrifying such amazing. They're such amazing cats. these tigers. Not that anyone thinks. Tigers aren't ferocious. But when you do some research on wildcats and what a tiger is capable of it really demolishes all the other wildcats. I mean you know everyone knows about the cheetah's speed and lyon has the moniker king of the jungle but tigers will fuck. Everything can swim to. They can leap like they can carry a fucking six hundred pan am with their mouth up a tree. They are just unbelievable. They'll one swipe. This cloth split you in half. They're just they murder for fun. They like like other cats only kill the but tigers. Don't rely tigers killed chase the chase if they feel any type of threat anything tigers. Will you up your new power animal. Because he liked to kill for the thrill that purrs gnarly dude. He's just turning the engine on a she's like isn't this. He just loves to be stupid. Bitch offense look on the other side here man. What is wrong with these dummies. Somebody has been taking over. Might tiktok they got a hold on my phone and they made a couple of tiktok. And i do not appreciate it anyways. I thought i'd work on my evil laugh. It has has to have a little bit of that insanity more insane it sounds better here goes okay i was. I was so set up like i was like. Yeah like this guy's terrible at telling a story but he could probably do a bitch and evil laugh. You know i was. I was ready to get like when somebody does a flip or something. Your holy shit. You can do that. Thought he was going to really do play. A joker laugh and he went. I love the you gave credit for having that hidden talent. I thought that's what we were gonna be. Oh well he's a cool guy. I and he's got everything. The lighting is just stupendous. Here's good advice. If you film something make sure. There's a strong strong spotlight behind you towards the camera. That's what you want. And then fills a filthy sad ceiling or bare walls. Perfect it was good A couple more designer next set like this is for the walls. I'm gonna be nice about this little bit. She don't talk about my kids. 'cause you're just fucking jealous because i have kids i am taking care of my kids right. Now they're sleeping. And i've got wake them up so i can change their diaper the dm. That's for one for one lady. Those are always good. Yeah as they're always good. Yeah yeah heating understand. I prefer when it's direct and someone's either pleading sad or like call me back like i like those the confrontation ones. I enjoy it too. But it's like it's too jarring because of florida. That's what we do. We were goatee. Fabianus as rocco did your. Don't use man trauma. This guy must have gone. It is very florida by the way. Is this luck. Well yeah this feels like. It's definitely south florida to me. Yeah when you're in florida you get basically into like broward county you start going inland. I mean gold teeth. It's the standards even see his banks. He's got his bangs. The crazy banks and the match tips and he has a twin brother and the two of them are rappers and strong miami vibes. He's actually. I listened to his music on youtube. And i really like really yeah. It's easy miami. Red four x yeah. I believe i don't wanna say. I wanna miss miss speak but i do think it is miami. I'm guess he's been shit. Yeah growing up. Yeah yeah maybe not private school. Yeah he and his bro- have the same look but the you know what i liked the eagle in between his two is. Wow this is all kinds of cool. If you don't succeed as a rapper are also looks fucking fifteen years. Go let their kids man so guys listened to his albums and download them. Because i don't think he can work. He's never going to be able to do anything. But wrap so please support read for x. Please kid please for the audience but actually their songs. I liked it all right one more time. Just you know. We're so excited to bring you. Wia mates live april. Second friday april second. 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581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

2:20:16 hr | 10 months ago

581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

"Hi mommy's and show mos and mcqueen's above eighteen. This episode was recorded a few weeks ago. before we had an incident where my husband was playing basketball against bert kreischer and Well you'll hear the whole story eventually but basically he's in the hospital right now. He's doing okay. He's recovering but this episode was recorded. Awhile back so you'll notice. We don't address the fact that tommy is possible. Okay enjoy it and we'll see you soon. tom You had a really neat idea for the waiting room. Yes what if there was a lady they hired to rub your genitals over your pants. Waiting rooms like the dennis office. Your so when you're waiting you. Just she's old. She's really old but she knows how to do. It sat dot mattress company. I've been in love with this company for almost a decade. now they have been with your mom's house. They were our first sponsor why we wanted a mattress and we were. We didn't have a lot of money. 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The shit go there to buy your next mattress and get two hundred twenty five dollars off your next purchase sought for dot com slash. The shit for two hundred twenty five dollars off your next sofa mattress. Thank you were up there. Tomo- welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. She's christina p. I'm serra you are in. You made it your here chest it you're just at. I wanna make you feel like you're the only one you're the only one for me. Viewer tummy sner k. Tell you that. I went to i. I was at the spy. Got mass is and the lady had a hard time pronouncing cigaret- which you say we'll overwhelmed sometimes by the collection of letters. It silly i know but they see laughing. They see like b g and then there's a you and they're like oh there's something foreign going on here yeah. I run sometimes on the phone once. I'm on the phone. I think it's a pretty easy last name but lady was like hi mr and the she goes mr like that and i was like cigarettes you cigar. She was like you know. I'm just gonna say this time. And i was like i didn't think it was but it happens. Yours is much more intimidating. That's why i changed it to just one letter. 'cause it is intimidating. I understand why people can't ski pe- as e. s. I t. z. Kyi that's what. I what i when i knew i loved. You learned to send you can spell. My last name is really friends. Oh yeah i like when i you know. My a comedy club will spell your last name wrong. And you're like you couldn't like that. He's just a google search. That's it and they're like we're busy. Or they use the headshot that's fifteen years from when we first started in comedy. And then they think you did. It will be like christina really. Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't do that. We know you're not that young. I didn't send that in. Love is so lazy just fucking typed my name in richer. I knew a comedian. A female comedian who had head shots taken herself when she was like way. Young skinny and like in a bikini. And that was her headshot for comedy clubs for the longest time. And then you know she turned thirty eight forty and it was still up in the club owner. We get mad. You need to show up looking like this girl in the hedge. I'm sorry i'm not as hot. Show me that you like me. That's that's the only when you're not hot. You don't have to worry about not being hot anymore. I've never had this worried. That's so true when you let are so hot ride that oh it's terrible. I imagine you have when you're a model. That sucks you. Age out of modeling at like thirty. That's it. that's retirement age thirty. Yeah they're already like your vet. You know what i'm done. Yeah oh yeah yeah. I think it's good to be just good looking enough. I feel as though you and i are at that level where you're just attractive enough. That people aren't repulsed by your presence. Mostly but you're not. I'm sure it's not your whole existence. Your looks like people aren't always noting. Your how great. I know i kind of. I know this sounds br. I even go. Oh i think it's it's kind of a curse for these like really you're see somebody and they're so good looking. We have just like your like dude and then you realize let's all anybody set thinks when they see like this person is like a genetic free. Yeah there marvel. And then basically the people who i think engage. That person don't ever care like the person thinks or says or encourages it or anything. They're just like look at you know and so those people usually respond the best. That people don't acknowledge that's so true. We were having lunch the other day. Do you remember and that gorgeous family walks in and there was this this man and i was just tall as can be chiseled features beautiful skin and i just turn a tom and i got. This guy is like beyond even desirable. He is cardboard cutout children. Yeah and the wife and the children are just so gorgeous. I thought i don't even wanna fuck this guy because he's to appreciate that. You know what i mean. Give me a little slow. Just like let me see a little weird sweatpants. I just see the outline of your dung and it's a little big little big. Yeah i you know. He was not wearing. He was not wearing sweatpants. Wishing would have i wish. How would you know it's too big because imagine because every he's very big man to just it okay. Are we done talking about him. He was at the erawan anti with his children is. Why do i know that. That's where that nagging thing work. Because i have gone dirty lewd woman before and been like. What's up you fucking dog. Oh my it's not true. You did not see that. What's up you fucking dog. She was like oh my god yes because it was so outrageous to say to her. And say you can't say that day anybody unless they are so perfect looking that it'd be becomes a joke. There is this comedian. I toured with the middle east. Chris i remember his last name now. He was so funny at the time. I was much thinner than i am now. And he's like oh look at you anna nicole like he was like unlike am i. That fatty is like oh you barely on the boat. And i'm like oh you're kidding. That's a good line but it was really funny. Yeah yeah you can only say that to really good looking people you know well like just like i'll walk. I've walked up to like ufc fighters and be like i'll fuck you up and they left because it's the only if you say that like a normal person they'll be like oh do you. Are you trying to fight. You know to somebody can kick your ass. I agree that the pressure of being hot and then maintaining your 'cause i follow. Paulina porous cova on instagram. And she's doing this thing. Which i understand the motivation behind. It seems noble. Where she's like. This is me when i wake up in the morning with no makeup on. I'm you know fifty whatever years old look at my love my written. It's like well if you really weren't if it weren't such a problem for you probably wouldn't make a big deal out of it. She was with the guy from the car and disowned her. Essentially that was awesome. Yeah he divorced her. Yeah she left him and in the will the will. He left her nothing he was like. I'm because you abandoned me you get nothing ricco casick. That's that's how you say. I don't know how to say his last name. Rick rick acing. Yeah they were together for so many years to children together. And also what i found. Is that if a model makes a child with just like an unattractive rockstar. Their offspring is not as pretty as to to mildly attractive. People sure oh she made public debut. Go the one before with the guy. Yesalis you who it is. Oh you know. I wanna talk about dude. Jeff bass owes you mentioned that. Oh she's fifty four. So you mentioned that. Jeff bezos second wife is fifty fifty. And i was like that's so rabbit that his second wife. That's his slammed peace. No no no. It's who he divorced his his longtime wife four is a who. He's got a relationship with this other lady now but i'm so impressed that he went for a fifty year old lady but she's not quite she's a banger put together. Yeah again. yeah wow. Let's see another fun. That i've done like the joke to somebody like i met a couple of people in wheelchairs after After shows yeah. And i'll be like They'll say something. I'll be like. Hey man if you if you're trying to want you stand up you're going to talk to me and they'll be like Okay cancel or i'll I'll challenge do a race. You want race. it's fun you know. They can't run. It's a fun fun. Can you make girly nine. She's gorgeous still to this guy. He's an older guy right freaks. Yeah scared. I don't know who this is but i like him money. He looks like yeah. You know it's a wealthy guy. Yeah to him like you know those linens walking down the street barefoot. Our thousand dollar shoes. Strange In my salon screenwriter. Ed solomon okay as a screenwriter. All right he looks like a larry. David a little when and the attire. Oh yeah he's a little more blessed in the face though. I would say sure. An harry's got a lot of hair sheesh. he's so happy to be there so happy. He's just like used me as a toilet. He selects great. Use the toilet. I'm sure it's what he's saying. You think he wants our her to pee on his face core. Every guy does every guy. Does they see pauline. They go there. You're in yes it is sterile. You can drink it and everybody wants it. Paulina's she's so gorgeous. Remember back in the day the eighties nineties. She was so gorgeous. Country looks incredibly wellings zinc. Oh yeah that's genetics. Probably but you don't wanna be that attractive. I argue that it's too much too much because they need the pressure to maintain it. That's the thing the only the ones where it's really natural like were they really are. I mean she didn't adding yeah. Yeah yeah i mean going back. Genetics are just wild I mean she's no the other one didn't age at all. I think i've said it before. Christy turlington christy turlington liberty turlington. Like being a kid. And it's like all these years later it's genetic but if you look at her now. She looks exactly like her heyday prime stunning crying out loud. I mean she doesn't look right. The news it's wild. And cindy crawford to and her kids actually really cute. We'll know he got a face tattoo but before that. Oh my god. He was modeling for gucci. Or some shit. i mean. She's stunning i. Of course now. They are freaks freaks. But you know everybody's beautiful now right. Nope that's one thing i love that. He's got beautiful. The modeling lane model. And you're like you do you. Not what are you model for the fucking vet. 'cause you don't look like a human model you know. I agree and i look. Instagram model is legit. And you can make a lot of money. Sure but i unless a company hires you. That's the thing if you post a picture that someone took a picture someone said yeah. I mean that everybody is a model. Yeah mean modeling are you. Are you a sex feet taller. Five six. I think your modeling career is over like. Let's let's be realistic here. I know especially the really miles. It really pissed me off. Marginally attractive models. I you have no clear like real gifts. You know like you're like okay you have a somewhat symmetrical face. You're not fucking mum. No get out. But now you can't say that now you have to say that everybody's beautiful and you can be weird looking. I mean i don't mind all these people are in like this is like this is interesting to look at. It's not be. This is not what i'm talking. I'm talking about people who are you. Would you would like. Yeah that person's attractive but like the audacity of you to be like. I'm a model your marginally attractive you know. I know you're talking about in la la seven. Yeah exactly like year in la. You're still good for la right. Like i'm not gonna spit on you if it's a blind date and you show up right. Let's not act like you're a fucking ten. You're not in la or or new york ten. I go even bigger. Because i would say i would argue. That new york city has even more. The women are look. There's the fast la we've got people that are like personal trainers who also are very attractive. But they're not exactly a lot of personal trainers sweat themselves. You know why they got the bod not such. That's much in the face you go. You got a great body. You should pray a little more. Maybe the man upstairs a blessing. That's so true. I went to high school with a girl who claimed she was a model too but the face was like palsy. Or is this your first. Because you're a fucking basset hound sadness you know her to. I know you're talking. I mean now but she so her face was like a six. The body was like an eight or nine and those are amazing. And but you don't have it. It's not a it's not a mile. I remember back then. They made their called said cards. And they have like your shots and and and she wouldn't be the person to jesuit to go. Look at your body. Look at your body. Don't use wish you had a different face. Body will because i'll tell you even okay philosophy. Right they discuss. What is what is beauty and symmetry is beauty aesthetics right. When you look at somebody's face they say that symmetry is what creates beauty and that's just a genetic. Throw the dice dude so to say that you know everybody is everyone. Is you know dude. There are some people born who are especially born and the arab before plastic surgery. You get a bitch like farah faucet or sophia loren. I'm saying that brigitte bardot. These women were stunning. Even sean connery. who just passed away recently. That's natural bra. That's untouched okay. Right this is real. This bitch was born looking gorgeous. Yeah that's true. that's this is the same. You see the same parallel in athletics. Actually you remember when krista stephanos here and he chrissy went to like that basketball camp in jim boeheim was like got a division one shot and a d three body. It's like it's it's just it is what it is like Like same like i was you know. I play d. One football. I wish i could have it the the physique and of the body and then you see that in sports all the time you see if you watch like hard knocks the. Hbo show these guys are like top tier college players. Go the nfl and they're just like us. Don't have it man. it's so true you're you're like you don't have great lateral movement in your hips. It's just not nothing you can do. You can do. But that's life is competitive. Life is about finding what you're good at. There's so much shit. I can't do not play an instrument. I can't move. Well can't do math. i can't. I can barely do anything and barely can do. I can do this this. I can talk to this sitting down. I have such a small skills that so incredibly narrow opened the show. We fucking second. Tim something light and fun to get a start ready we go. Oh time who is randy. Yeah work on the procure dog's immune man christina shit ski train to your mom's house approach copa bland uncle down ma'am spare a couple books appropriate ground brown around mount portrayal ground room apart. Oh wow gosh potter archipelago favorite thing really. Love it and Check out the roach motel. Roach motel jeans checkout. Where am i d tuesday. It comes out here on the your mom's house podcast channel at six. Am please rate review and subscribe on. I tunes Make josh show a biggest. Yes and also to bears when cave every monday six. Am and where my mom's at on mornings drops go there doctor. After dark of course every friday freaky fridays six and we we do the early release now on all the channels east guys have something to listen to early in the day. It's better it's better dow way early in the day. Cool young tom You had a really neat idea for the waiting room. Yes yes so. This is what happened laying in bed. You came over your being affectionate. You start kinda like giving me the over the pants. You're really going to share all this. I didn't know we were going to get that far. I thought you were just gonna share. We're gonna do the genesis of the idea genesis. This and i was like yeah. That feels nice. And then i had a great idea. What if there was a lady they hired to rub your genitals over your pants. Waiting rooms like the dentist office. Yeah so when you're waiting you just and she's old. She's really old but she knows how to do it now. That's interesting is that. Why do you choose the old because this way. There's no like overly sexualizing a young hardy. And it's like no no no. It's an old lady. you don't wanna touch you. But the thing is she's a rub master so she rubbed. And you're like oh and you're kinda grossed out by buyer but then you're like well you really good at this and she's like i've been doing as fifty years and you're like wait. What's her accent fifty s. She's not she's missing a few and so what happens. Is i kind of wanted pants. You don't come in your pants. What happens is gives you a nice sensation. I feel more relaxed than she's ready to see the dentist. And you go. Yeah and then you sit in the dentistry. He starts drilling your teeth. And you're of get that old lady and here again. He's like sure so. He goes mum as she comes in. And then she rubs your lingam a little more through your pants like it's not even well. Let's see this as not sexual oddly enough because it relax. It's like a nice sensitive. Yeah it's soothing. It soothes he i would want my lady are man. Does the same lady knows how to finger and rub. Why don't want her to fingerling. No doesn is like outside right. That's what i want outside reps. And but i want her to be soothing in latin because i feel latins are much nicer i want her to be like miss christina. Thank you for coming today doctor. Today i rub the outside of your count one and say well she would and then you correct or you're like that's a little because you just say mike mike kitty cat or something. My meow yeah. She's like saudi english hard and then she just all she does is she just loves the outside a little and you're like because it is relaxing like a nice sensation. Yeah well yeah. I would just want it as a relaxing. It's like oh and she does know. Here's here's goes your tents during the doctor's office you're waiting for blood work or whatever and she starts with scalp massage and then your neck and your shoulders your arms like they do it the manicure salon and then the final closer is a gentle rob. But it's not it's not like it's not to completion like you said you're not getting worked up. You're just that would be cool on shark sharks. We're here hey sharks you guys like tents. Relax an old lady comes out of the back. Ok this is called. just relax. We brought these old ladies from over the pond and they're mostly gypsies. They don't list but if the one thing that it's helping you relax with their patented three approached technique. Great would you like to try. Yeah yeah damon. You look like you could use a genital rage. Just lay back and close your eyes. Mark cuban you look extra tests and they over the old ladies like he's like well you know. Hey you're seeing relaxed fucking ass okay. Barbara was like wow. My clam feels real relaxed right now. We're like yeah that's do. You wanna give us fifteen million dollars for three percent of our company. My god never make a deal on shark tank. 'cause they they're always like we. We want half your company and we'll give you five hundred dollars ever but you can tell when they really like an idea when they start bidding when they really like that part tissues rare. It's rare and i like when mark cuban goes. My daughter likes dogs. So i like it. Like always like what he brings up his daughter and what she likes and stuff that he has more money than all the other sharks combined really visit because of owning the teams inside. Joyce to me just you know. He's very very wealthy. I think he's an holy sh- knock unease four point two billion us dollars. That's a lot of money that's not I think the other people on the show are wealthy. They're just not billionaires. How much is barbara worth. No no no. I'm a fan of babs. I liked the boat. The man laurie I like barbara. Because she's such a hard ass. You know lorries nicer. But barbara's like to a hundred million holy sh- look at her. She looks great to she would not rob your genitals. No barbara would wrestle. You could combine them. Take it away from work and he'd be like a site. Yeah i'm still good. They still need genitals rubbed. They still do. And that's why are you out well. Then we're hates lee. Stop touching his car. he's out out. That's fine barra. Well i'm just not sure. I don't see women wanting to buy this product. Own really This out turnover and get on all fours. I can sell this at the checkout line at bed. Bath and beyond exactly and we can even do an anal. Relax oh my gosh. Wouldn't that be the best to have these genital massagers and like the bank line. Why don't we use the trader joe's line seniors who they wanna feel values you know they do they wanna be they wanna feel important and you're like you know what you've been touching genitals for sixty years. Why don't you touch mine. Uk the best. The fuck of your life is from a guy who's in his eighties right. Now are so weird without you know what i mean like. We're like. I'm saying you're in line guys like a beautiful me. Mike wayne above eighteen. Oh my life okay and then he just starts kissing you. And how are you so good at this. He's like i've been doing it. Sixty years i don't like it. It goes spitzer's stop. See the problem. Is tom is that. I am so unattractive to people older than me or younger than me that i wouldn't even head on a blindfold put on a blindfold even still live saw body lead. How do isn't how dead. Yeah of course you know how. He's definitely no. He died back thin. Yeah yeah he had a stroke old landlords in the ghetto where we lived on the rampart division. And you would always be like. Why don't you give hal a hand job. I'm like how is almost and then one time. It was raining and leaking into the apartment. And i called hal because the smoke alarm was going off because the had high ceilings and the the smoke alarm is going off. I was gone yeah. You told me that he comes up. And he goes well and he puts the latter and he goes you do it. He tells you all shit you know he goes okay. Here's a ladder. And he goes here suppliers. I want you to cut spending their watch. Dana the base of the ladder and he gives me the pliers. He goes no go up the ladder in just cut the wire. It'll stop the sound. Go all right. Cool man. And i go up and i cut the wire and it like it. Sparks and i almost fly off the ladder and easily. Well he's been working again and then a few days later he goes sorry about that. I had a few before. I came over that he said i had a liquid lunch. Remember that. I almost took a six or dan before i came up here and i was a little loopy. Little off. yeah cow. He could have killed me. He's like you're not already well. Lesson learned guys if If your electric thing is wet don't use pliers to cut the wires when it's wet or maybe dry. I don't know i'm not very very insightful. Thank you for sharing you got it. I almost died very very exciting stuff. Now we don't you just blue hill and then we had another landlord. Who was always eat whatever. I was cooking baking spanish copa from it. S my favorite. And then you want one and then shoot eat half the tray of our spanish co but i remember that and we have money for no more as we get the trader. 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Let me tell you oranges my least favorite color. I do like it. In certain cars seriously. like lamborghinis nice ordinance data. I think there's like certain. I think that look hot. You're more jack. Think you're colorblind. Bra am would you rather have an orange or yellow porsche. Orange orange g. What i think. Orange here on playboy one whites this pay. No it's not a play. Lider is a black pig. When i say look off now with key always tell the kids now teeth into black sea this shit. This is not will live man. Playboy's not a playboy is a blackfoot live. he's over the shit cancelled. Everybody has own thing to go after. And in twenty twenty one you know. Pick your own agenda. Maybe it's letting the company know. Let him know guys either. You know what to do about these wrappings or stop making lighters. Moral problem misrepresenting. The colors of lighters. A lot of people have different issues. I mean this guy's a an issue with our boy. joe. No joe rogan. Is that fucking good. And and podcast lasy got me on it. she'll rogan. You can't kill god. What you can handle is a bunch of bullshit. People like west mother fucking pussy west. That ripped off that money made on jesus came. He owes it to the children in the world to give back any money. Made on. God cursed with moses plagues of truth. End there in the garage. Your wife cut your dick off. Yana west you'll never get on out there. They they they my ship bigger than anything. You can imagine how many fucking violations do you have. You ain't got no joe rogan. Plan my book because see you again. You my phone number. many times. She tell joe to beef up his security. No but i will text this to joe later next guest. Would you imagine this guy actually. Getting on joe's podcast. I got some shit man just being a lunatic love it. I would love it i will. I'll tell i'll tell joe that. I did give this guy his number give give him. Joe's personal cell number guy seems very kanye west kills. Yeah keanu new. West can try like qian. Yeah everybody knows that guy's name don't pretend liana west. He stupid his come on bro. Try just stupidity. So many years ago we were introduced to this style of training video and it has been awhile and it has intensified to a degree. The you are not ready for what i'm talking about is baltra cock and ball trauma training here. We go like space. Rick to the phone. Oh oh ono boy. How is he how these guys okay. I don't know my question is what are they. Training for is. Is there an olympics. I'm unaware of a better athlete. Oh why why are you doing this. I want to send this my. That's my favorite. The kicks is this like a propaganda film. I don't know the strongest nation. Where's that from. This is amazing. The you know native no we we know god damn pretty great. I don't know if this is going to get men to enroll in the program in the training program like can we get your nets. Kicked are full. Kicks bricks punches of fucking tree log. Rammed into it and the guys are like no emotion. Yeah when are you going to start your shaolin. And the wu tang could be. Dangerous are so lethal tom. Oh my god these guys are real deal. You've seen these guys they You know punch the one inch punch am right through wood and stood up man thrill shit. These monks can do it now. There's one thing i've learned from you over all these years. I know now when a woman isn't wearing a supportive bra. I notice it all the time. Yes i see it. And i out. That woman's not wearing a supportive bra you because you pointed out to me so often i do because it's such as wearing the wrong broadcom in some of the it's an easy problem to remedy. You just have to go to nordstrom somewhere nice. They measure you. The woman brings you the bra and fit you and then your your whole life. Changes back. Pain goes away so changes your think that this lady is wearing the wrong bra. Hell solo homer my god. They're so big. It was a big milkers. My nanna had milkers that big really. Oh yeah i'm gonna have big ones like that. If you don't like that you better look out. That's what i'm going to have been big old hanging. it's like do. that's what happens. They get they get hanging low those tests so huge now zeph you think let them hang does not feel good. That's why i'm so adamant about a properly fitting bra. Because you gotta you gotta hold them up. It hurts the swing around you. Don't want that shit man. Yeah that can't feel good. Do you think there's a point though that you get to this like you get so big like well. Fuck bras right. It's the same point where you're like care if men find me a track. I don't care if i cut my hair. She's like when guys start wearing the velcro straps. Forget it and he tvos whatever cold. Tvos levi's boat shoes every you see a guy in the i'm like doesn't fuck fuck. You didn't care anymore doesn't carry. Birkenstocks are also the official footwear. Faulk gusting. I don't like chicks. I don't like the way they smell. And i don't like touching them all. That's it right there. Look at the cross language. You wanna never have an orgasm again if you really don't want to get the The tribal patterned lady birkenstocks at the grocery store until you and she had net on the front half of her feet are though. Do you mean that they were they were. I looked down. And i was like what is what is that on. And they were like net like ecg. Through only covering like the front half of foot. I don't understand that. I mean i've i've never seen anything like and they were see through but like that's the thing the thing may i tell you what makes me wanna vomit. The most about berkinstocks is that over time. The foot makes a black imprint. In the burke. Yeah google dirty birkenstock please. Yeah that's true. And i mean can you cereal to be. Yeah yeah i mean what is that smell. Look at this chick right here. Yeah she's cute. She shouldn't be wearing that right. But look like you make that bigger She made a video of it. Hey look how look how dirty her feet smell like top. I got dirty. She had a clean them. she'd better. that's what it's about right. So look here so then showing them but she doing. I mean can't they find a way to make those berkinstocks not get black on the bottom there this so nasty. So does okay now. She's pointing to how dark they are too. She actually remedy that no. She's just like sunny way. I made them super dark. That's the buchan video see. How dirty these are. They're still dirty by smell riot. That one there you can see the one below. Yeah you see like they look like just looks like right. Filth sweat foot sweat isn't that it has to be that the material is warming leather oils and everything market and then he's at leather. Yeah that's why. They're actually like quality shoes and i understand that they're comfortable. It is weird that i can see that and immediately like oh that person's not sexually viable person right. Don't don't you feel your penis shrinking. Like if a woman walks up and those like she plays softball like really. That's my first thing. She hikes pussy dry as does a boat shoes. We talked about this where my mom out a while ago. What are they called. Boat shoes upside. Outsiders i mean does anything. Say decorous like boat shoes. I don't have a dick. I mean look at that without socks and then like some gay shorts. Oh my god. I mean that look alone is like i don't fuck i don't have pubic hair at is so okay. I don't like that. that makes them the smell. Those definitely smell. Yes those off. And you're like oh my god okay. Can i tell you another look that just. I don't even understand how men do this. Maybe it's because i'm a west coaster but when a man wears a polo shirt. Tom and then he ties the sweater around his neck. And my like my daddy. My daddy put the sweater on me. Made it into a nice not around my neck. Yeah it's like jerry yuppie it's like it's the ted what's that guy that played all the villains and like the revenge of the nerds movies. Ted mcknight. yeah it's like. That's the universal look of i'm douche article that says why do people sweaters. That's an actual article right. Is that what that is because either you're just a. It's like the official. Look of the douchebag. it's such an asshole does. Yeah it's an asshole. Look yeah it's like if you wanted to be an asshole for halloween. That's how you would dress there really is it's such do. I don't know why immediately means that. But it does. I think because of the eight there he was referring to this is from revenge nerds is. He's perhaps yeah that's what it is. It's pranksters immediately like if you're a guy and you see a guy walk up to you like this guy's a fucking dick like right away right away. There's founds a riviera and it's not. He might not be. That's the thing he might not but he looks like he is. It's like the male karen. Yeah it's signifies do yeah exactly. He's like you know it is a guy that complaint. He's a he's a male karen. Yeah exactly yeah. He's the guy who's like oh there's a snowboarder right. The chads is out with their total chad's and tad's he's the guy who's like who looks at you and he's like zip up Yeah yeah ok casual out here today. And you're like okay dude. All right khakis boat shoes. Get the fuck outta here. Boat shoes gotta here. Man got his assault shoes so funny. Okay this is a video tape captured inside a van like a bus in asia and there are some wild turns on it. Gain driver clearly is used to driving this and is taking turns way too fast. I mean way to us and they are screaming like there's no one dies but the panic you can tell it's january. He's going wait to do this when you're in other countries also he does this path twenty every day. I don't slow so fast. I mean he should be going way slower and slower wrong with you. Were you know who's exactly like those passengers my mom. My mom is a fucking panic. Person him what time we went on a cruise and we got off on the cruise in somewhere in the caribbean. And somebody was like. Oh do you want to go on whatever. See something this beautiful. Let's say waterfall. so you know. We gave the drivers like box. And they put you in a private small minivan and they're going up a hill and it starts to get wind and she starts screaming. We were all like now and she was like she lays down. She's like it was a narrow shitty and we had to turn around adding such a panic attack. I don't think he would remember. This is like where do we go to. Dr one time and there was a one road through the whole fucking village or whatever and the guy was like domino. They don't care they use this. Is this how you feel when i drive. Well no. you're not a fast like reckless driver. I just worry that like you're not seeing things you this morning. I drove today yet. Messy brown your chillan. And he was holding onto the strap wild lucasville. She'll do a show like pull up to a light and she's like getting ready to write and like hey there's people here right across the street. She goes oh. I know i know and i'm like okay. Well you just kinda like look like you're about to go and she's like i see them but it just kind of freaks me out i've been. I'm very safe driver. I've been driving since i was sixteen. I'm forty four. What's the math on that chris. Larson your head please. It's forty four minutes sixteen. How many years is that thirty. Eight thirty eight years driving. No that's twenty eight. it's. I've fifty seven years driving and i've never i've never had anybody. I've never had an accident of nope. I've been rear ended twice in all these years and i've never had an accident clean record. Knock on wood. Yeah so you don't have to worry. Awesome but i do feel like you wanna scream like that. I don't wanna scream like that. I just don't like just don't want to be an accident right with you. Being like that guy calm from. I'd never have said that. I see all you know. I'm like i'm like. I'm jason bourne when they go into the diner in. He's like she that exit. That's the one i'm going to get out. That's how you drive. I see everything. Unlike an fucking fbi kgb. Do notice anything about this. I'm gonna i want to know if you notice. Anything will be there. They're touching the glass. Dick good luck. good luck lack. I deal thank you did is in russia or ukraine. Yes yes so. This is Teacher of the year contestants in russia. Oh we're to rub a phallic crystal trophy during a bizarre ceremony is a tradition in the event. Which is sponsored by leading international oil companies for contenders touch the annual trophy before the winner is announced but this year these specially cut object had an ambiguous shape. I it's not an ambiguous to me. It like a big glass. Cock looks delicious wings on it to you could tell who was like thought it was funny one little touch the outside of the head. Good one come on. Don't be uptight so nasty like y'all don't cobble god the itch. I wish we had that here. I wanna statue glass cox. Good luck you rub it before you come on the show. What about our bushes. I thought we were going to do some kebab. When we move. Oh we will really funny if bush the cock points to the to the front door like. Here's the door fountains. I want fountains. The dick found they go off if they're found dicks on it. And they just shoot all day fountain show. Yeah i would do it. Let's see dick found the due to take fountain. This'll be an amazing. Those are i liked that one. A temple found pena's water so it looks like it's like a normal thing but air phallic symbols everywhere. You look at biden's flag. The flav three letters that are supposed to be e are clearly satanic flakes. I like when he goes the two streaks of blood and the three weeks two times three six six six. You're on top of it. Did you just you just you just get it. I don't know what to tell you. Just see it see goodness. This is something. I've heard you wonder aloud albany times. Are you ready. I can't dogs. How how do how do blind people know when they wake up. Oh i'd of a week. And so the first opposites every day and that thought is always fuck. That's pretty fun with a good sense of humor. Yes it is zillions resilience children. Yep that's very funny. That is a schmidt shows me on tiktok schmidt supreme sweet. It's very funny. I thought is fuck. I think that's most people thought this year for sure but it's also how come these lights aren't going on. Oh tom oh jeez. -kay goodness gracious town. So we modeled. We're models remodeled. Yesterday we are models. I'm a model with two sets of modeling shots now. I can't wait to see how they turn out especially the pictures of cockroach yes for taking. Full team had Photos taken just because we haven't had photos taken in a while so well. Interestingly enough dino. The last time you and i took photos together i think was in the basement of sears when we did the famous back to back. No great swank did our second round but the very first round of pictures. You ever see tom knight. Back to back with our genes up we went to sears. That's by the way the photo shoot to the meme you know. There's attitu- of us us like. Hey when when you've been hunting all weekend and then he wants you to do something. And i'm like like that. That was at sears. Yes i highly recommend them took a few fun photos. They've got all those silly backgrounds and stuff and really reasonably priced. Could i don't know if they stole them. That's it we did that at sears. And that was the clouds and sky back that has been. That's gotten the full moon treatment. For every time. I see it to Somebody really do. You know you're in this. I'm like yeah of course Because it'll be shared in like fishing circles. Like when you're trying to just fish and she wants you to do something else like all these redneck things. No yeah did you. Can we play. The impression of the girl. Did of me thank so. Can we bring that up. sure sure. Yeah it's really good. It's her name is chailly e. l. e. This is back in october. This is a like a. She did this in halloween time. Yes so this is the Her impression of you speaking of memes entirely find. This was really funny. Yeah i did not still valor tom. The keys were bright there on the credential table. She's got hungry. today's tom. Tom likes big. Old milkers helix. Dick's slept it. Goes left is you. Don't think of me as a woman. Any woman keep my cooked up. Wait mixing should. I don't know what to tell you every time you ship shit which we know what's happening. No no no no. i don't do. i don't do vomit tom. i don't do it. i don't know. I'm getting mania with this one. Maybe maybe a little bit of schizophrenia. Let's see this one for drew. See this offer through. I've been in therapy for ten years. Well let's see this for growth must be the eastern walker in. Oh okay he now. Kayla ferrier f. a. r. i o. r. kayla very funny tiktok. Thank all your stuff. She got all the stuff i feel seen feel heard and valley. I feel like you've been watching. It was really good. Yeah she's cool. I was really cool. Stay in the christina's my jacket. This is a this is teddy fresh. Is this a jacket I feel like Let's stay in the christina lane and go for this Afraid hungarian off. Santa paul dottino national immigration video. I lock 'em keep those serbians. We welcome people cross into our country. The right way at the crossing point you try to cross illegally may end up in prison easily. Oh yeah i like was. You may easily end up in prison means. 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Just send send me some files when they come in and we'll start with work on maybe a billboard or something bill board. Yeah that's a good idea Up yeah he's very fit he's very fit to get his ds. Oh yeah. i know. We're a talking on dr drafter dark and He's you know we're just going back and forth joking. And he's like so many personal things of come out about my life on the show. And i'm like oh boo-hoo they have a huge and your wife sucks it. Yeah three to five times a week. Like poor dr. Drill your fucking all the time. Yeah sounds like a dream. Me the refined. He's there's a reason why he's so relaxed so relaxed so chill. Everybody you meet is not always so easy to be around. I think that's the key to. I think everybody who's like really. Are you coming a lot. Actually i am well. I think so. Many of the world's problems could be solved by just jizan shirt when you see like those guys and you realize of somebody just was like i like this guy and get done with his craziness. We're full circle. This is our shark tank idea of just having old ladies people's houses and just read their crotches. What's from they. Don't do that in those countries. Where i'm talking about i know you don't you don't know the history of nicaragua but all those poor guys in those countries who can't girlfriends get it up and they smell no. I didn't say that they smell hot. I didn't say that i'm just saying that. I think those boys would benefit from normal sexual activity. I think it's good for them to get a good point. Is that the the ladies. The old ladies that are set. And they're just they're they're just they're just hit now. They're they're volunteers. They're doing this for the. Yeah or the old guy and the rub in pussies and dick's now but they're old but the main thing is these old ladies that are that are kind of helping these guys out who are backed up and don't have any affectionate gun. They rub their dicks and they have a slogan. We won't make you come but will make you hard. That's perfect for josh potter. Come we'll get your heart will get your heart. That's a great idea. Those are for people who can't afford if you saw an old a bunch of old ladies together and they have walkers and they all have these shirts on this as we won't make kumbo get your heart and you like. Hey can i get one right now. Okay and they come over and they do their little magic. God they are dick. Harder is the dick tigers. They are what are you doing. I'm going to rub some digs at the dentist's office. A you know what i can and then you go. I value my seniors. I take care of it. I want them to work. I can also use to an. I'm a little jealous of our children. When i wiped their butts and juju does it as a jew his kind of wipe you pretend to white my but i'm like how nice would that be to have someone to professionally. Wipe seniors should do it for seniors. Should do it too. They should sit next to the toilet's sitting most of the time any. This is a great idea. Like you know those people that give away candy in the bathroom and they they hand you the towel. Why don't they wipe you to. And then i really want to tip them. They should do listen. Seniors should be rubbing vick's rub anklets clint's wiping s.'s. They should be tieing shoes cleaning our ears trimming our next trimming our knacks. Because i don't like doing that so that'd be great to have a senior come over. Oh clipping your toenails. Look i'll lay down your already seated. And then they just yeah the file them down they clip boom and they maybe like low moisturizer on them. That would be nice. Shaving my legs. I would love to have someone do that for me. And a senior. Get my ass waxed yet. Senior opening cans senior grip strength. They can't open can with the can opener. Okay yeah I like this idea. You ever see that granny porn no dude. It is wild. let's see it. It's like really old ladies. I'm never seen old people fuck. Actually i've never looked this. How have i lived on this planet. It's weird for so many as the The let me see all the old lady. Let's see some reason. You know like the old guy ones are like whatever you gotta find like a real old lady like what in the fuck. This is going to be us right old lady. I don't like it. This is how she's able to keep her home. That's the crazy you know. She is not new to this lady. she's rubbing her tits on his balls. That's not like a. I seen varsity level I'd like to find a more fragile one. My god to sturdy old as fuck pretty. He's going to break her neck with that one. Another one that yeah you look how she looks old men but i'm glad that she's with a nice young stallion that's kind of district. Looks cool right here in the ala. Tat's yeah he's going to break her with that thing. Oh granny not the grandma. She's used to. she's so good at it. You see how resilient she is. She's like yeah fucking. She's not giving a blowjob just getting face. Fuck yeah but that's a veteran face filed course. I mean she's like oh. Yeah this is what i do. Yeah she knows how to do that. Oh that one's really old granny is suck. Granny is suck grandsons. Dick oh my god. I don't like the grammar on that one. That's a big. How can you is there like a like a black granny. Gang bang interesting. You know the dog give me black. Granny games dan She's not that old now. Some of these bills to see someone on their last four same like walker. All like the kind of old word specific. Let me just take out the race okay. Well that's always a fun. Well that's fine. They're like money mean funny when they when they they do face slaps now she's like my age really old. I know god. That is so nasty. This is good. Leave this up haircut. Gosh looks like she was in a fire. Do you think she's has grandchildren. And you'd have to take a look away. Don't face me now. This is all people look like when they do it. it's disgusting. This is all working. Oh my god dude. She's figuring is beyond no she's just like but what does she do right there. She's stopped on edge. This is kill bus. Yeah she's done this for corgi she doing she oh fuck no i don't wanna see this grimacing like he's like a hamster break this guy's like forty years. That's what you're gonna see tom. I probably won't even be able to shave my beat. Look you can barely be hard right. He's like half just spit on it. Yeah to look at that. He's like do you have any natural lubricant. Now for the last fifteen years. You're going to have to do the craziest part. My gosh. she's like is that this guy did this and they're like here's two hundred dollars. That is i go but on the upside. She doesn't eat birth control he. I mean he could break her a now. Oh no what. Oh grandma it looks ball too. Move shit shit. Oh fuck bros. I don't like this is so much favorite thing you know. It's all old jet Check enough in. Nature is savage. I'm gonna look this way not too long tom. It's pretty exciting. Wait how old is she. This lady stop. That's it dude. I don't have much longer until you look like this. I wish there was like at least fingering old fucking just barely hanging on late. I think i've old old elderly. What the fuck is she not elderly. I'm talking about someone who they're like. We got to pause and take her fucking blood pressure room. Why don't these people take care of their nana's signed take care of your and your nanna two hundred dollars. Yeah ain't taking carrier nana's it's exciting. Send a bitch at check. I want to know if you're out there. Send us an e mail. We know if you're out there and you're like that's my favorite genre. I wanna know. Send us looking at. Stop talking please. Everybody so my god sent an email to your mom's podcast at gmail.com and the subject line granny porn and i want to know what about it gets you excited. Because that's a rough one. I think to really if you're like. No no i really i i search for that i want a woman. Fifty years older than me I mean you wouldn't jerk off of that would you know. But here's what i'm about old guys guys. I don't like oh. I don't wanna see old guys. Here's the thing though. Here's why i think it bums me out. it's not. It's not the physical okay because yes. It's just atrophied and old i think for me it's more like that's death like i started thinking about my own mortality course so it's hard to get excited when i'm like that's going to be me pretty soon. Like all be on. Death's door. I have a question for you. Yeah what's harder to watch the old lady having sex in the porn or the old man having sex in the fella lady. Because i'm i'm i'm putting myself in her. I find it harder to watch the old lady. Not the old oldman. Yeah same no. No but wait. We're different genders and we both have the same with the woman. Is it. Because i think i don't like to see her vagina. I don't like to see it. Spread an old looking. That scares me. Ol- thing is yeah. It's like look guys Not the santa porn girl. He's like me look at the guy to. He's going to die soon. He's gonna die. And he's he's probably in his sixties three hundred twenty five pounds. She's twenty two is at least a forty year. Gap here you know. Yeah like pay does not deserve any of this none of it. Oh he can't see dick in her mouth but he didn't see it. So tiny looks like licking a jonah. So ill look at him. I mean let me ask you. This family just found out about this way his family's like what is that group you go to every thursday he hard you know. He not hard look at his body. It's disgusting and she's like yeah. I got six hundred bucks for this awesome. Oh no i wonder if he performs a lot. Tom let me ask you this. Let me ask that okay. Yeah imagine you're him Don't you feel because here's the thing. I always does way we go to the end of that. This please trying to run a scenario. Where does it go does it does. I didn't think they would shoot this. How's he going to do this to her with this. I mean he's so fat rusher he's gonna kill he's gonna walrus her. He's on top of her with his big titties and big belly and everything. There's no way he can get. The camera can't capture. She doesn't look super turned on now. She's like this nightmare. What is she thinking about six hundred dollars. She's like. I'm going to buy iphone six. I'm gonna buy an iphone right. After he comes is he going. Oh my god the ultimate disrespect from the old man. And he's like. I didn't know it was coming out. Sorry god he's revolting. He's pretty bad. I gotta say now. I'm okay. I'm this man. You told me. I'm this man okay. So here's the thing. Okay when i think about this scenario. Don't you feel older men go ahead. No don't you feel bad as the older. He still can't walk in her. Don't you feel bad for the younger hotter person justice. So i'm just saying to. Let's say for instance i'm dead. I'm gone and your free in the wild and lake. Yeah you meet a twenty year old. Who's into you. Don't you feel on some level. Like revolted at her seeing you naked. Yeah like it's not exciting because you'll be like yeah but i i look like this and you're twenty and you're so much better looking than me naked and what happens is the girl who if you end up sleeping with that girl. It's only the one who you've for me. That probably expressed that to and who was like. I don't care i think you look you know what i mean. I wouldn't be able to hide my shame. Yeah would be like. I wanna sit you down and tell you something. She'll be like what i'm disgusting. You're going to throw up and she would. You ends up happening that girl. Oh my god this is the guy. Now this is the guy guy the guy who from the piss party. That's him cool. You think so. That's him. I'm so glad we found him again. You'll remember that. I know the piss party but i don't think this is the same guy that's the same guy. Best definitely locked in. This is an english then it might not be. Let's see this guy has an accent at a minimum. It's definitely him. My face hurts from scowling. I yeah i can't watch this much. Good acting oh. Hey i love. I'm saying he You you see her. No he'll come here a human rights embroil his. Yeah what was it called. It was called on things party. Member uncle charlie. Yes and albert uncle. There you go. that's what it was. That's what it was there you go. That's apple right there. And i'm so glad he's not old enough. I want to see like a real old guy like a bag of bones. You know way back to my scenario. I'm dead you're hooking up with a twenty year old and she would try to be like it's okay. You're just. I love you but i'm saying that would you even be able to do the sex act and feel good about it now probably would and then i like so this. I'm picturing that i'm Was in my sixties or seventies. So it'd be like now. i'm really gross. And she was like no. You're not and then you know she's like blowing me and pissing in my mouth or whatever and then you really ended up missing today. I'm just like you know. Then what happened. Is i would look at myself like you're so disgusted to myself. Yeah and then. I would out of all Guilt wired i would be like here's a handbag she'd like what's this for. I would say. I just thought i liked you but really be like. It's an apology for the way i look. Yeah because i was like to give me like no idea. I really i feel like what you did was pretty bad. I also got your alexis out front. Yeah yeah. I'm trying to think and like if you're a dead and some like cutie. Paternity on now always doing this albert loves like if i could do it and i would apologize to enabling. I've had two children. My body is just guys. twenty two racked. Yeah if you're fucking sixty something it's disgusting. That'd be bad. Yeah you'd have to give them. It'd be like you know. What do we do. We give him give him some tennis balls or something tennis ball. It'd be like these are new fresh tennis balls to bribe him to twenty year old. One that pops good got you this bag of weed. Yeah he'd be like. Oh that's fucking awesome. Yeah twenty year. Old boys are we need you. Oregon awesome dude. Yeah that's what. I don't mean unit twenty you wouldn't you'd be like i'm his mother. Your dies would be than than the boy. That's the thing. I'm not sure like us. I'm saying in these scenarios. Most man that thing most where they go. I can't be with somebody talking about like grown adults they go. I can't be with somebody younger than my grown no way but even now like i like even these knuckleheads in the booth. You go like your babies. They do seem like they're only like twenty thirty years even thirty year. Old sounds okay. Let's see let's see it. Looks old man he look sold. Oh he's not that old. God damn it. You know what i mean like. Someone has trouble getting around. Oh guys into good shape. Oh god like you have your homework. My god. that guy looks bad tongue. Grandpa folks a beautiful teen pussy. Okay let's see let's see. Oh my god. He looks like shit. But i don't know how old he is. He i think he just has bad. You know genetics. I was thinking about fifty. Yeah i always think about the girl in these always man. How did she he looks so old he also has a terrible look. You know. he's not so old but he's a terrible look to him. Stupid facial hair. Oh god the stupid facial. He's mouth kissing her tongue in her mouth. Even imagine having to french this pig and she you know she walked out of there like Know how do you wash this off. Rose the worst. She was definitely his tongue in my fucking mouth. Rather eat. that guy's ass again. Then have his tongue in my mouth. Look at his deep thrust to again now. Not back strauss gotta sock. Saw his socks on like an asshole. No take oh girl. She's like me making just push away. Well here we go is. Don't try and garmon god. that's a. That's bad thrusting right there. Yeah she's just like please like nice to have a day off. This feels like her without a guy's going to break in half but you look and you know. Don't these girls have a choice as to. What kind of gigs. They take your sure. This is an easy thing. I think it probably would be shrub. A fucking old guy if you're used to fucking stallions every week and they're like sixty barely hanging in there. You're like all right same rate. Yeah he's seven dollars four dollars for all the extra money because he came in me. Okay all right moving odd. A nightmare cat. This guy. poor people on meth. Is i working through a higher and higher higher six feet in invoking my body a. I'm not even kidding when we were in school. I should have played as this like you wanted to drugs. And you're like yes. And they played this. Oh guy's on drugs right now. I agree they make the approach to sterile and they try to be like to be honest. Only bad kids take drugs. And you're like sounds fun to me. Now see this guy and you're like okay. This guy is a fucking mess. His life over. I'll pass on drug. Well see i mean. It's not like he's just going to sleep this off and be normal in two days that looks like irreparable damage. Now here's the interesting thing. His brains fucked gone gone. Daddy gone this guy and show. You is not on drugs but can you describe what you're seeing ensure it's a gentleman. Maybe a walmart wearing very tight jeans rainy days and he's got his camera on himself in the mirror and he looks to be pissing in his type and he's just pissing in pissing and the spot is getting bigger and bigger and running down his legs and he seems perfectly happy with thrilled with it is into this. We've got his moustache and he looks very tight and they're very like they're the whitewash street. Look everybody. I made a sissy in my pants. Where did we find alive. This would be so upset. She was still around. Yeah and like. He's shying you all angles of his pissy jeans. My god makes me have to go potty. Show you all the angles. Who is this appealing to is. There's a piss gene finish. Obviously sure where did you get that. Yeah read it. read it taught. Many people are like you did at craig so hot. Thank you for posting this crack. Nail today guys. Yup he went there. He went to fucking ross. Any put on those real tight whitewash jeans. You got got to do the light. Color jeans to the p. darkened light color dark jeans. You fucking up completely anthem. Glad i remember it. And he did all his posing now. And i'm surprised the p. went on piss on the zip. There's nobody walking by. I mean he found a nice quiet corner of the store. This is security camera in that sort for sure. A number of them probably later. They're like oh that's why there's piss on the ground you dick people on their recorded himself pissing. I can dag. this has been had you. I've been avoiding this clip. I've seen it in my bank for weeks. And i i don't know here it is it just weirds me out We kick the national guard. And the cops not this precinct. So you got anything better than that you should have sent to before we got drenched in just something way more exciting than any occupational protests. What is that is the plant grow of my leg. this part. what know what dude. Why a giant abscessed down there. And i planted these weeds in the absence. And i got a little drip line of blood. Cape the hemoglobin iron content high in the soil an ad a little magnesium chromium to later. There's the plant delong plant itself hughes's in canada parma got so much infrastructure on it and it's kind of hard to see this guy planted a plant in an an abscess in his leg is has blood-drip going into it. It's so intricate. He's like this is huma is how does he know. All the whole side thing. I got going on during this occupation right now of the streets is i'm growing a plant out of my leg out this one just to be new york city no i don't i don't think so did this is crazy. This has pacific northwest vibes to me. Oh yeah no. It's pretty weird. It's to me new york city weird. I'm going new york city on on pacific northwest. it's seattle. Oh you nailed it. Wow my powers of weirdo. Perception of north northwest brothers. Yeah wow good work. Tom prouty schrool quick. Sure i'm going to burst here. Hold on back in. Up and you wiped and you know it's neat is had one of those machine gun farts gathered. I like those so much. When you're you don't know what's coming in pratt at that okay. That's good also. This is one of those videos. That's going to haunt me for years to come. There's a few on this show that have always had a special place in my heart the vegan vagina guy. I've just fucking hate him. Like this could make me fucking joined the nra amount like fucking anarchy bro plants. Growing up my leg. I'm like you now. I don't want anything to do with. I don't like this guy. I know like his energy. This dude is it's chaos like he's out in the streets growing plants and his leg. He needs help. You need mental health. He's messed up. Go away go away. This is the guy that he's like. You should give me. your house. asked his philosophy. You know nia man come on jill. It's organic tom. why don't you want to eat. What's growing out of his leg. Goodbye by sir. What if he sold that Kinda look back man. I could see fed smoker doing something like this if he had the brain capacity because it seems like it takes a lotta work. Do you see the fed smoker video sent you a found. I sent you one. That i found another one the huge compliment. Yes we'll be. We'll be pulling from that you know what's wild about drugs too because they should just show. The fed smoker story to kids is his varied. Very like the very video video so dramatically. Yeah if you didn't hear his voice it'd be like new guy like he's like forty pounds heavier and one next one way lighter hair. Full like lion's mane and then buzzed. You know face. Everything changes like he's just completely different looks. Isn't that wild. It's just how you treat your body is how you're going to look at so so crazy. Dude yeah i know he yeah. He's the opposite of a wellness person. I know i know when. I talked to tony gonzales. You know like he's forty four and he's like you know i i watch i'm like he's like super health conscious and you see it right like what he consumes. You watch everything ease vitamins. And you know these. Mcat or all the shit that he takes care of and then the dramatic polar opposite is like fed smoker brother. What you gotta do. I smoke two three packs a day. Don't give just eat. When i can't off the floor pretty good pretty good fed smoker impression. I know you gotta be careful but then again you know there are these are only. There are people who jog every day. And do everything ryan they still fucking die early and they but then there are people. Then you see vegans that look terrible to do. I have a relative who hasn't gained a pound since he got married An uncle like a forty some years ago. Just same waistline. And he's a big runner real active dude and couldn't believe that he needed a stint put in you know wow despite being like super thin man. It's just shaving ice. Genetic dice homey genetics. Our mother fucker mine. Suck balls yeah. That'd be dead soon. Don't say that next week but like you know. How long do i have like. I think i think you have a good. I think give a good thirty years left with me. Oh that's planty too much even damer thinking about that. Like what are we going to do in thirty years. We're gonna be done talking. That's for sure for sure. Remember to see you and be like. I already know what you're thinking. I know 'cause i feel i mean. Look we've we just celebrated our twelfth wedding anniversary. We've been together for sixteen years right total. And i do feel like i know you pretty well i mean there are. There are deep dark rage issues inside of you that i don't think i'll ever understand that. I don't feel like i totally know. You know you know you see. How do you really know somebody your mannerisms i know what you like. I know your habits that side. I don't know as well the darkness. I know you pretty well to really of course tell my mannerisms like when. I'm upset when i said happy. Yeah i sense you i. It's all sense. It becomes second nature i can. I know if i go. Hey babe the response whether to ask you the next thing you know you could be in another room and if you're if you're like you can just say one word i'll just turn around and be like yeah. Just let her. First marriage marriage marriages. You know it's funny. It's not. It's not so much about what you say it's about what you don't say i think the more you're married to somebody. At least what i found with us. It's like just accepting that other person and being like i'm not even gonna. Why am i gonna you what it is. It's like you I think a mature marriage. If you been with someone you also just go. Oh this is moment right now that They need space or they. They're frustrated or their Overwhelmed or she's tie like you automatically registered labor. Just go like a see you you say something. I'll be like in my head like she's tired same honestly like the same way you do with your own kids right. They're tired slack. If i'm in a good place then. I can process that goes. She's tired and i'll be like you know what all these things i was going to ask. I'm just going to do them. You know what go. I'll just do them. And then your spouse sleeps and later on your like you retired And you're like how'd you know. Put it together pretty quickly. 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Recover faster and train smarter this season and beyond thank you loop. I think this is a good moment. To tell the audience my announcement Happy to announce right here right now. That in twenty twenty four. I'll be running for president. Don't laugh at me now. I'm fully behind you. Tom who's your who's your vp. That's going to be a long time down the line. Most that i'm gonna do lose your vp. I'd like to be a vp. We'll have to interview. You have to vet your time. You have to talk to some people in my camp. You know you can't just get the vp nomination that year to produce of your the. Tell me like some of your background. Where team yeah. We're team well. I know but i can't. I can't just handed to you like that is you can. It's called nepotism. It happens all the time. That's what happens bro. Look would trump. He did a whole family works for him. Well i'm running for president and is cry shrubs for everyone know it's everything. Everyone gets their own personal person. Everything cheese on it. That's the whole everything has cheese and that's good automatically no extra charge no extra charge extra cheese and that's my platform and and no new taxes. No more taxes extra cheeses free toilet papers free because everybody get every winter will get fresh socks that you can pull up. And they fit nice and they keep you warm and we're gonna kick some minorities out of the country but of course i've so your face change you not one of oh from anymore. I think on the fence. Now that'd be on the right side of that pants Well guess what. You're on the first boat out about no tom as president so you make public masturbation legal finally absolutely one hundred percent and i rest my case Chris wallace two minutes. Eileen ten seconds yes you can jerk off wherever you want. There's america can't stand back and be like trying to argue with that. Yeah good idea. Third degree murder is now legal. Oh third that means like. It wasn't premeditated i agree. Well how can i. I like that idea tom. I'm behind ya graffiti things if it looks cool that's a good way you wanna graffiti something. Does it look bad at. Here's the thing. The punishment is severe. If it's shitty artwork. If i like that idea graffiti some and it looks like you get a twenty five year prison set. I like that. We should bring out your best. You know we should definitely give out free birth control. It should just be like oh dispensers those hold. Ladies we old crush rubbers. They're everywhere like you can't. You can't get away from them. Everyone's hard work all day. Make america new jacket off. Oh and you know. it's a good idea. Is they play porn when you go into best buy. You're allowed to play porn in from. What the tv's can do something really cool. Yeah but not for children who know kids kids allowed in the best thing best buy now eighteen plus only no. No one can go to best buy true. Actually most businesses are going to convert to eight. Oh i know as president. Will you make all seats on. Planes lay down beds. That's a fucking great not charge any more than a regular occurrence rate way to bankrupt and so yes. I'm in. you guys have to reduce the number of seats. Make them all lay flat and they crossed the same. But you can make the planet double decker plane which is also free. everything is free. Okay also will you make whistling in public illegal hundred percent. What can happen is this. You're allowed to whistle in public but a police officer that is trained is given the green light to hit you in the head with a baton or nights stick cap once full swing because you whistled recover or live then. You can keep wesley. But i think you're going to be like after that. So what about speaker phone conversations. Tom immediately they take your phone and they set it on fire in front of you. I like that idea. He's are all good ideas. And i want to change the position already. All the minorities are welcome back in our country and even in adopt well back down. Welcome back into the great to be here. Thank you yeah. It was really weird without you there for a second all right. Oh i found my secretary of state. Oh who is it was right here how beauties. There's a different look for me civil sparking fuzzy twitter so fox fur coat purple flood account and per week a few more accessories. It looks like mike d kind of bill so beautiful. Amazing i am here. Sparkle like clean. Yeah appreciate the love and support. Imagine if you said that person around your that was nicole princess taylor as my nicole. Princess taylor secretary of state united states. I think in today's world they'd be like that's so wonderful time you're so inclusive putting the craziest person you can on your cabinet. It's pretty wild ninety did. Oh so you know this thing. This guy's like four million the us on different platforms. The mummy challenge. I've through right. He wanted me paper paper. Oh you don't have money thank you. Oh shit wait mummy. That's the cloak. Right okay so mommy challenge but no one gave his credit. That's definitely are challenged. Our challenge been doing it for. I don't know years years. I'm i'll do is coffee was coming and of anti nope. That's it okay. Thanks mommy thanks jinx genes. That was so many of these. I mean so many. What a great era in jeans okay. That's okay mommy. Can i get a number six. Can i get try. Mommy can i get chicken fries and international scream. Yep and a lodge cakes being green junking. John being doing continue. Okay gotta do old school jam. That's my ring tank. How're you doing today. Same shit different toilet but I've got Sorry can you hold on a second. I'm sorry hey case. When are you gonna marry me back my staple man trying to finish your gazebo. Goddamn i'm so sorry about cutting their I've got orders for a couple of different people. So we're the. I mean it's just crazy that people wouldn't you know didn't give credit. They tried to still credit from a from double pipe. Classic didn't credit us. Show me how those big tits fart stolen. Oh yeah people were crediting. You know somebody on tinder here here. We know we invent so many things on this show mark giving credit. Give the world something. Of course. Tom double pipe classic. That was yours. do you wanna hear. This is really funny before we do. Our talks talks taught. Yeah this is a isreaeli like game show and it has people with weird laughs on it. Oh cool dame lawless hawk newport hate it. I know it navigates for different reasons. The dow those people unfortunately. Yeah jeeze what. He's not just everything about it just the way they talk the way they sound and laugh your traumatized. I really feel like you. Traumatized how i got her. Who hurt me. I just know that they're hurt. I sure i'd like to tell you to talk to shrink about this. We talked to a therapist about it. Yeah sure i'll bring it up with this. Will you be like. Oh hey. I would like to address my unwavering anti-semitism and they'll be like I'm well it's not technically anti self feeding yourself eating jim in the clear on that got you. Okay i'll i'll try and gets the butter. Give us some info here. Data owner liked the laugh. Yeah i love. Add boehner's those doodad by the newness is big d from hot s four awed and guess what we would you certified kiln dried firewood. Fifty five a fifty. Three foot are triax on the truck in the back. Three calls on the front good. That is to supply a lot of fuel people. Yeah walking for trailer god. Look sports look at the quality so innocent about would firewood. Oh he doesn't have sex anymore. Read this is why we're number warden because of you guys. We love you guys. It feels this way about but god and so it is kind of fun to watch tonight at six hundred horsepower. Pound feet of torque pushing it out that is a tremendous amount of would guys. We got it. Holy moly doesn't even her macaroni and innocent. I like the picture that the guy filming that getting that excited about would is the same guy we saw in the old guy porn a albert. No he has two different lives. You know he's looking all his firewood and then he's like pissing my mouth. Oh no because there isn't a sexual quality to the dad. Boehner there is it right is a. It's a guy who's like sweet and innocent and they don't do this porn and stuff. Now watch porn because they get stoked on like would i know but if they get introduced to this point also starring in movies here i got. Now what's interesting. I've been checking in on captain marcel. Down the mountain down now. She was one of the original tectonics we fell in love with and she's just been doing a lot of music videos lately like to wedding and such so i could. I can't bring her on the show. Maybe live show live. Maybe yes good idea. Great idea tom. I'm gonna start covering some misconceptions about sickness. Nope and this is gonna be a fun. One eating babies satanist do not eat vapes. It's always we don't do. Thanks for watching up checkout house escort. Hail satan yourself really. Satan really poke holes in that theory thanks man. I mean all right and it doesn't seem like satanists have any more fun than we do. I was hoping since they're bad they would have more fun. Congratulations and getting on the show. i would work on the line a little bit older camera up and look at the lens by thank. You can talk to people like that and get away with it. You little bitch. I have severe nerve pain. And i hope it happens to you some day little bitches. I could fuck and cream all of you even with all my nerve team. Fat fucking fits were by you. You're fucking fat and europe fucking. That'd be little fucking and you'll have a big fucking holy shit. He like that. I mean that's intense man. I was just for you. I mean they must have done something to her though right. You don't just unprovoked. Yeah maybe we're messing with her. She's like i have nerve damage. So maybe she was. What did they do. I mean that that really makes me curious to the backstory. Because i really. I feel that women's anger. Like i can i. Can i feel like she felt so slighted by them that she had to unleash that on them know see. I don't feel sympathetic for her at all. Do little fucking contin. That car i do. I feel like it. And i feel like they something well. That's part about tiktok is that you don't get the whole story. No just get a snippet of the absurd and then you fill in the blank only thing that would be better as right now this keeps playing and they all go forward because she just crashes into them. Okay okay oh my goodness yeah old lady. Five fight scenes. Yeah if you may to replay that because it happens at the very top there. Is that one old lady. Her walker is like putting her hand out to punch the old walker. The lady on the left is not using a walker. Oh let me see it again. Sits and then the lady on the right track the hitter with the wads. Pretty amazing never sponging. Oh shit right talk shit. Ford nurses like let are gonna die soon anyway accelerated the laughter in the background. The workers really. That's fucking wild. Rose pushed gertrude in the lines. That should never goes away that no liar. No till the end man and especially at that age. You don't give a rip and you're just letting it fly did such a small fat c. created gas. Yeah we get it food. Oh my god yeah there's points. How was his face that dark next to his body african american man and his body looks light skinned and his face looks so dark. Like that's like a health issue right. This isn't his pigmentation. This guys so i feel like his his face. Were about to die like blood pressures on. I don't know. I don't know but i like when he's like i'm such a little thing and then he's like making farts and you see him doing it by justin food like. Yeah no the color thing is really while it's off putting up the difference. I don't know what the deal is. I don't know it is i'm serious. I think it's health related. I'm a wild guess. He's so much darker in the face. It's crazy are there any women out there looking for a leader. Yeah this is. Are there any women out there looking for hair shot. Yeah your story. Yes i'm here. I need a leader. I don't know he's just putting it out there tom. What could he have done better in that video. Let's help the guy you want to start at the top. Reveal thing right other any women out there looking for a leader and a night enemy and he's just like cinematic dramatic thing he's doing. I would cut it off second sooner. Yeah maybe look for a little more on your message. I mean he's casting net there. Do you wanna leader. What comes back. But i mean much like you running for president. Yeah what what's your platform. I mean i gave you plenty. So if you don't wanna vote me your fucking stupid. But i'm saying this man. He didn't present anything. I want to know what are his leadership qualities. Yeah i agree just said you want a leader and then turns it off. Yeah that's a good point like what what. How will you lead me lead me. What's your what are your skills to pay the bills. Come on man. This will be the most important question of your fucking life whenever you sought a conversation with your significant other scientists. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to fix 'tatoes pants. I know you can see that bulge dan. You could see the cat. The belt buckle tight shirts tight to his ridiculous. That's why lighten because he's like so yoked and he's like this is the most important quack jan yukon. I feel like if you work out this hard. You should wear tight clothing. Yeah he should show him in. Like kinda like tight. Clothing is for you. You know if you work for that body or even if it's naturally given to you let everybody take Agree i'm not hating non hayden but i was just thinking about this talk in relation to us like before you have a conversation. Do you want me to listen. Are i think if you ask me that. I would punch you in your fucking face because when someone's upset is that you really. That's kind of like no. I know it's kinda every time you said knowing. Shut up right. Well that's you but but imagine. You're upset like your genuine. And i go tom. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to fix. Shut the fuck up right. That's how i would feel if somebody said that shit to me when i was in the middle of something like fuck you fuck. Your mother went to fix your fucking tighter jeans asshole. Yeah that's how i'd feel with you. I mean i get the sentiment. And i think that he's correct in his thinking but an execution probably not a good thing to really try on your spouse. Here's another one. Him girl almost almost caught me a whole most of the perfect ask schist quite just quite i was walking by this blackout. Probably twenty to twenty very cute nice big ass so i kind of look down on this. And she just looked is would be right and immediately averted. My is back away. You know she was looking at my eyes. 'cause they're beautiful complimented sometimes beautiful. Green is whatever fucking color change at a daily basis. But she was really cute. Nice hair shock waves going on actually go holler at you know moved enough to be your dad. Twenty one but scott times good times. Maybe this is the. It's the strangest just library of information to keep you like. This is his diary now. The ass report to be like i got. I got to let people know what just happened. i was just looking at girls ass and shambles caught me. I know and when are you wanna keep that on like you. Don't want this principle. Everybody has the story. But you just don't go like i should broadcast this story. You know everybody has been caught looking at somebody. And that's his thing is i'm gonna ask. I want to be record this. I want you to be able to pull up the day stared at someone's ass saw me what i remember. He's the master was the when critiquing. I don't like his oxy ass. Only this kind of square lattice greatest. I'm here to tell you about. He's the expert the ass. He's fired up his phone s and ran the risk of getting caught talking about it. So like i mean. Imagine you've recording that just after it happened. That girl could be right behind you bananas. Yeah oh god why not. Footprint can be seen kingdom of isolation and it looks like of acquaint. The winds are halling's swelling. Install like swelling stole and saw. Gotta keep it in but having those Don't let them mendome. The himse be the girl that i oughta be. Don't let senior. don't let them know they know. Let it let it come. God you really think that this is man's alive right now. This is a this is a note. That's what this is. This is beyond pressed. I know i'm depressed after watching it. No it's the song from a frozen it's about it's about letting the past go and embracing embracing the next world you're gonna live in frozen is about how tom that he's hopeful that having lets them into the gates this is not this guy's not alive we just watched somebody's last message. That was so depressing. Well tom how. I potato potato. I thought this was beautiful. And engaging and you felt depressed so also you know what to do. This is a fun. Talk here you've seen this zip line. Look how fucking. Oh oh oh. Oh my god i got the job bad. All look the hand lug at a hand are you doing. Oh this guy didn't prepare for this. Oh look this out of his mind. That is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life. That was the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life. No that's not funny to me then. I'm confused on what does just like cool not just felt no that just felt the the that genuine genuine panic in like something getting away from you that you can't control like the speed of that and then you know intellectually not to put your hand there. He definitely knows that did it And then his hands completely fucking destroyed on the inside. I don't even know how he got to stop by the way. Also that sound. I was trying to figure out whether it was the sound of that or his actual going because it sounded like we kind of jc. So so he's trying to get his zip line right. And i guess he was going to take his time going across that and it feels like oh just took off on him the way that the the line is And also whatever hours apparatus is set up. It just took off. I mean he was flying and he's several hundred feet up in the crazy and then as he's trying to slow down. I mean you could tell it is fucking hauling s. What i'm talking about when you go like. Oh my god. I'm not in control. You can have that you know in anything. It's there's like a speed fact now as terrifying been there. You know you're in traffic. One time you know. I slipped on the ice. Exactly one fucking beyond live. I'm cool if i don't but this one It also he so far from the mountain that even the perspective of distance tell also far panico so as like you also know there is no like hey can you help me out. No he's fucked. You're alone and so he's trying to get out kris italian income Girl put your hands the rope. The road about him so he gets gets hooked on that and he's just trust is not slip or whatever the just caught his breath imagine the adrenaline surge. Doing right now. Yeah he's i mean he's experienced probably you know he's got here and everything. Fuck your life. Depends on that huck that. He's on on your gear. That's wild wild. Oh thanks tom. We were having a good time. We're enjoying that man suicide song and then you had to play this on this is that was pretty funny. How you might. This is just one of those trying to be fine. I bet that hurt making us. That looks like it hurt. Every i liked it though. I just like making people is fun. Good once you're full moon. Water has charged out in the full moon. Bring it inside. You can use it for drinking. Okay you can use it for pets. Children plants to do spells with or to clear your house. We ever have homework lawyers. Here's the thing you got to put it. You only put the jar water outside in a full moon and leave it open so that the moon vibes can get in. That's what she's telling you. Go positive moon vibes and also any other animals. That wanna pee spit or fitness greg. It the moon. Hell he'll lose. You get bugs. This is insane mayor. Very i enjoy so i've been following so many prison talks. The accounts have been coming up and up and up and follow them immediately and of course they disappear quite quickly so i- it's a hot commodity when i get my hands on a prison tony. It's really exciting. It is and i have to say the phenomenon i've been finding is a lot of bragging about their cribs so that one guy will show you how many you know bags of fritos he has seen and also how fit. They are open dog. Yeah it's really fascinating. One hundred push a day day. Which is and i have to say. I give them mad props because their diets are not great no but they are still in such good shape. They look good. I'm saying but there i now. I imagine the food is. And i gotta be terrible and you gotta be dedicated. I mean to that. Good way to motivate yourself to get in shape. I think is to go to prison. Yeah if you're looking place where you can focus on your z. Prison and i think you should run on this platform. That's another thing. I'm gonna get fat people to go to prison if you vote for me. I'll said every fat ass. You not prison. Get you in shape homey dog. You're gonna come back such good shape. You get riffle new and we're going to come back shredded dog child. Camilla struggled to laughed while listening to a traditional in canada. So this is real. This is real so what they're doing. It's an new it thing. Yeah it's a tribal person or they called encana so the first nation. Sorry yeah so these two have been on tiktok just the two of them. I've i've seen them before. And they do this breathing thing. we're one. And the other one briesen they they breed rhythmically together and apparently camilla parker bowels bowls and prince. Charles were laughing. During this native performance indigenous people remain very distracted by it. I thought it was hilarious. That's exactly what we be doing struggle to hold that after listening to a traditional not. It's ridiculous because it does sound funny. You're gonna get upset by that. Somebody does sound. i was just respect. They left during my breathing song. Yeah it does sound funny. I understand this is a true sounds like stay a hey. That's cultural appropriation. Is that guy was just doing that. Question the ask all. Will you do your dog ever act like a head like my dog does at times if you raise your hand. He's putting out a fun topic. What was the question. Does your dog ever act like a nut bag like my dog does raise. Your hand duh trying to relate to the ladies tom. I like his approach. Better than the queen's above okay. Well this was a lot of fun thank you. I had a lot of fun with you today. You you're the one for me rudy. Love you. I love you too Thank you for listening our closing song is. You're fired by alex. Be enjoy it. And we'll see you don't forget to go to why studios dot com jeans above eighteen or your fire manages your delightful care job here. Fridge pro jame anyways. Here's the all condone july third which may go by geico dot was what's up lost. What's up their jaw aren't a.

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#180 - Morgan Evans and Bobby compare airline points, on why you cant hear accents in songs and winning a singing competition.

"Pyeho Chelsea handler. And I'm launching a brand new podcast with iheartradio called life will be the death of me. And I'm gonna talk to all these different people, my BFF Mary McCormack. That's what we should call. My book tour the apology, or great idea. Sorry. Everyone on this whole podcast should be called. It should be called with the orange because of the orange theme of the book Archie. Glad I went to therapy. Life will be the death of me with. Chelsea handler listening. Subscribe at apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. But to hop in this podcast with Morgan Evans, who is a friend of mine. And I guess he just left the house here. We usually come up right afterward and do the intro to these podcasts kind of promote a couple of things. But I always feel comfortable with people that I super no just to go sit down don't talk. And then let's just start. There was my favorite. Yeah. Because if I don't know them you have to do the. Hey, how's it going? And then sometimes they say stuff that you wish they would say, on Mike and to me like, oh, that's that wish you wouldn't have wasted that here because I was like oh you were doing this today. We wrote a song today about whatever who kinda gotta groove that having them just like all right. Let's just start. But I feel like we have to do that, with people that I know like Morgan I will occasionally make time away from things and go and hang out. And so we know each other. So I was like he just walked in. I was like appointed around the table. I was like just put the head. On. And we just started so at the beginning of this. It's just a bit of us talking before we can get into anything about his career, but I like the guy a lot is one of my favorite people around town. And so, yeah, that's kind of how it started. It was one of those where it's just like all right. Don't talk sh don't waste anything and then away. We went so. Yeah. Morgan Evans about to be episode. One eighty some some fun stuff coming up. And I thought that his big as Americans was big biggest Australian song, which will here that confusion coming up in a bit, which is pretty cool. I it stores, pretty cool. And also a big song that he wrote for another artists that he was actually trying to write for himself and the other artists gets it, and that's a whole thing. So coming up with Morgan Evans, let me promote though, first of all, the podcasts get real with Caroline hobby, because there are some awesome interviews that she does with some of the wives of country music stars. I would recommend the Thomas. Rhett. Laura nickens. She talks to learn about TR. Which is fantastic. I always recommend Luke Bryan. Carolina Brian's cannot one. That's good. Jim was Philip sweet recently felt sweets wife. And so that's good too. And they have names obviously. But my point is she. That's her angle as she goes, and finds the wives of country music stars. And so, yeah, it's good. I mean I I'm into it. I be sure to catch the raiding idiots out on tour. We were riding some of the we're doing intro a musical. Yeah. At the beginning. We're the house writing, this intro, piece me, Eddie and Emma, where I wanted to feel like a musical, when we start the show more so than just like to Gatwick in that with guitars doing partial comedy come out to it. Yeah. Pretty funny, pretty good. It feels like a bad Broadway show by our show is going to be half comedy, half news. I've been rioting I've spent the last few months trying to write jokes for some which I share coming up in a second. But yeah, I've come out raging idiots dot com. Chicago come on out, Denver. There's only like three shows that aren't sell that aren't sold out or selling out one ish icago, and that's an early show. So if you're in Chicago, there's, we've only sold at, like three quarters of theater, but still a good show, but there are tickets to that one. But some of them were just so surprised that people will come it will be a fun show. It'd be funny. I'm always surprised people buy tickets to anything. I'm like, man, people are still buying tickets. It's up. It's a whole new show and walk boroughs. But I'm just shocked. Sometimes I'm like, I cannot believe people bought tickets to come watch watch me tell jokes and watch us play dopey songs, but it will be a fun show, and we're playing a show on Friday and Bullock. See, but it's that's a sold out show. But we start the real tour in July. Why and hope people come from Louisville Vegas to, you know, I'd say Austin, some of these shows are gone. But anyway, that's the deal. Checkout Amy's podcast for things with Amy Brown. That's a that, that one's is creating a life of its own not living a life of its own, but created out of the monster podcast. So congratulations to Amy and check that out. Do you know what's on four things this week this week? I don't know what all she has last week. She had Eliane talking about being a foster to Ed and all of these kids were over. Yeah. Poll party. And it reminded me a Walker as came over with his kids Walker. I think six kids at adding six and Eddie has four now because he's fostering two children. So you can listen to Eddie story on the podcast four things with Amy Brown. Her episode last week so that being said I do think we'll get started here on the show this week. This is Morgan Evans. Follow him on Instagram Morgan Evans music Morgan Evans music. You can also follow me on Instagram, Mr. Bobby bones. I'm. I'm getting so much closer to one million you cloth. I'm you nine hundred eighty one thousand. I'm looking at it to follow. Account doesn't affect me and less. It gets to one of those numbers and I'm so OCD about numbers that I'm like a need that to be disliking stop looking at it. 'cause I, I just eat at eight hundred ninety four thousand like I needed to be nine hundred at seven hundred. It didn't matter. I don't like those odd numbers and also it'd be pretty cool to get to a million because that'll mean, people really like me off all my value, obviously comes from, from, from followers on Instagram. That'd be it said, okay, we're going to go and Morgan Evans area. Friends about the Bobby cast, please that there's an episode that you like. And here's today show and away, we go the hell. No, it's all on this. One eighty with Morgan Evans, good better than ever man. Yeah. It's got to see. It's always most, when we hang out, we're sitting and so- randomly are we standing beside each other a, you're I'm always a little taken aback. How big boy, you are having. Boy, are you. Yeah, we're revisiting the, the coal that you made after. So this guy, the gym the other day. That's funny, too. I'm. I'm not that biggest six one. Maybe. Maybe we'll taller than that, because I just got measured at the doctor and they told mala six one, we're probably the same. Yeah. You got me. But I, I don't know if he's while I'm not. I'll have to measure it. I'm still growing you hit pretty hard, though. Like etching you tight t shirt like Mike diesases, you're working out with what's forties in each arm. I said eighty and he's arm. I was I was bench pressing 'cause in June. Just a myth around him that just you see him. And you think that we were on the studio one day might be goes. Yeah. Saw Morgan is working out at the gym because same, Jim right? Yeah. And I was like, yeah, wh-what's 'cause I'm always curious what other guys can do, of course. Yeah. And he was like, oh, like eighties in each arm desert doing what he's a curling eighties as a like once to get the perfect Instagram. Funny picture. It's like no, man. He works out eighties. And so we called you on the air, like right away, and, yeah, I remember I got the text from you, and I had no idea you, you free to talk now nine AM. I was just waking up on the bus in the middle of somewhere. And but I actually at the gym that time I was listening to one of these I was listening to the palm early. Yeah. Conversation. You had and, and I saw mock and I was like, do I go over and say, hey, do I, I don't know. And then I just sort of, you know, waved and didn't interrupt these workout. But he was like, yeah, I saw them before, you know, it was like, oh, it's Morgan Evans, and I don't want to say anything because at the gym, you're kind of in the zone, you don't want to go and talk to anybody. And I think he knew I was come onto your the award winning producer of the Bobby cast, duh. Right. You though I am really good. It's, it's been good to be home. The last couple of days. We'll have just signed being back in the studio lost today and yesterday, so feels it's productive. But also fulfilling, you know, but it's student, you mean writing oracle or reward will today was kinda finishing day. I feel like I've done a lot of rights in the last few months where I'll be like, oh, we done cool. I gotta go do this now. And we just sang down five five Ogle's today. So on your couple of days off. You're working. Yeah. Because you don't get to ride a lot as you become an artist which is kind of a shift because you right, right, right? To become an artist one hundred percent. Then you get a deal, and then they're like, oh, now you have to be an artist for super free, not just for free, but super free that you get paid nothing. You actually go on the whole for a while. And so, but then you can't write anymore because you're out trying to serve all of your brand new artists needs. Yeah. That's the best way that I can describe that as the year before we put out kiss somebody, I think I wrote one hundred ninety songs and the year after I put somebody are at ten, and that's the best illustration. I feel like as to how much time you have is because all your effort goes back into being an artist. Now more so than writing. Yeah. You just never around. And thankfully, at this point now that we're out on the road with a little more structure over the summer where we can kind of ask rod has to come out and make the most a little bit. You get a hit or to get some note. Variety riders will come on the road with you. That's pretty cool. I will say, I will say the first moment that I had. Like. The living the dream feeling was the first time that rod his came out on a bus, and we will ride it got up wrote all day, and then I had to take a break down. Check back into it, and that a break for the show, and then back into it until he went to sleep. And that's as good as it gets on the road. How many riders come out on the road? I like to you take with you. Yeah. Yeah. Usually a producer style track person and someone that you're out the lyrics and melody with. Yeah. And you can't take them out, and then wake up and decide, you know what? I don't feel like writing. Guys. I mean you know, to look with all the different creative stuff you do sometimes being forced into the situation is the best inspiration. Absolutely. You know, like just sitting someone told me that sitting in the rooms the best inspiration. So it does force you to get up one, and then it forces you to kind of okay, then I purposefully haven't been writing anything, as far as like book writing essay writing at all. Like I finished my last book year, go checked out. I was like, I'm tired. I'm done. And Darius reached out to me. Darius Rucker Thursday or Sodhi says, hey wives, during this book she would love for you to write dairies are tight. She'd love you to write in the book, and I thought, okay, but if I hadn't written anything. Right. I just didn't wanna write anything had nothing in me wasn't motivated. No inspiration. Nothing to write. Does she want like a recommendation or say, like like a chapter? Write all my stuff inch in essay form, so, and if anyone is ever ready my books, you know. It's pretty stream of conscious where what I do. My process was right like a thousand words or so Senator right, like a thousand words. So sometimes two thousand Senate to my editor, and then she gives it back to me in ways that would be a book. And so just I get so tired writing so but Darius ask me was forced into it, because it was book semen like a finger. I'll give it to him, whatever Darius wants. He can have. That's my dude. And I feel like I could ask him the same and he will do it. And so I sit at home. And I was like I just do not right. Not into it. But I said, I would do it opened up. It was like unicorn fingertips riding away. I've really wrote something that I wish I could keep because I thought that's awesome. Yeah. And you point. Yeah, I was forced into it. I had no interest in doing it, and I start writing this thing. And I was like, oh man, I wish this could start my next book, but I promise. It's darius. And so I sent it off to him. And I got the nicest note from him. He it was like eleven o'clock at night, and he was like, hey, man is I just read that I just cried and I was like, well, I'd like to have a Hootie unreleased ballot. Please. Let cry. It's always surveys, sent me one. So but to your point, because you're right. Sometimes you can be forced and not feel it, but you can be forced into feeling it because you'll just kinda get into at one muscle memory until you kind of remember like what it's about, like, why why that your thing. Yeah. Absolutely. And I feel like to if you get this, if you haven't done it for a while you kind of there's like a fear inside you that you're not going to be good when you start doing it again, especially if any success at all, did you have a number one, all now, it's like everything's gonna be better than that. That's the new. Or at least that you don't have another one. Is that even a success? I mean I'm not saying that I'm saying that's got to be in. It's a great problem to have totally because you'd rather have a number one, not cool. I feel like you have these feelings at all stages of is definitely this business, and I say it with my friends that are doing much better than I am and further along than I am. And I say with my friends that not not as far along. It's the same kind of feelings, but it's about different things. You know whether it's like one song, they will I need another one or whether it's like, am I ever gonna get booked for another show again? Or, you know, do you have those feelings still? Yeah. Of course, do you have on posture syndrome, imposter syndrome. I've heard you talk about that. Maybe that's what it is where you feel like it might maybe going up the clinical definition, because this is the thing. This is my imposter syndrome that I feel like oh, I'm not really as good as people think. I am. Right. Okay. I don't deserve the accolades at a ahead of kind of lucked into it. I kind of faking it so much. The people just go. Oh, wow. You're but really, I know deep inside that I'm not. I'm nothing as to what people think I am right. I think I'm okay, but Mike, what are the positive syndrome? You doubt your accomplishments, and you fear being. Exposed as a fraud, boom, that's me in any way. Is that you? I'm not sure that how I feel people save me as being as high maybe to live up to. But I will say that I do feel that and I feel like probably if I was a comedian, I would feel the same way because I perform solo there's nothing to hide behind. And before I go on, especially at a festival, or something like that. Where people that didn't necessarily come to see me play. I do feel that then of like should I be here? Is this going to work if it doesn't I'm going to be standing there by myself, and, you know, all those kind of feeling? So I'm not sure if that's imposters AB imposter syndrome. But you're, it sounds like a normal human. Yeah. Maybe maybe it's just really being normal. You know what's funny about us is we're both fans of comedy and we've spent time socially talking about comedy. Yeah. You bring up jugs do on your new jokes. I wrote if course it's kind of bad share jokes. But I'm only doing this because we literally have sat and talked about. Yeah. You like the Australian guy. Guy who you don't. What's his name Jim Jeffords, Jim Jefferies who, who stand up as funny, but his tears showed didn't translate? Well, he's stand up his way, bed Ryo. Yeah. I mean but that's like I mean if you if you work so long on a standup special, and then all of a sudden you have to do a show every week, it's gonna stand -able suffo-, you know, different talent. Okay. I was going to be one joke jokes. If you say the joke on here isn't care isn't a blown whatever. Okay. I'm not a real comedian. Right. I go to comedy stand whatever. I'm trying to do my last and my dancing with the stars jokes. I got about ten ten more and me. Okay, because I mean, what else am I gonna do right with dancing with the stars but I have a couple here and I don't mind sharing this. I'm gonna tell it on tour because we're doing Eddie, we're doing our comedy tour, and it's like half music, just to man, and then half half collie. Okay. Here we go. I'm just going to read it to you and it's not funny read. But you can tell me if was probably okay. Okay, it's a quick one. Do this whole thing where I talk about all the endorsements? Like I said, hey, on my season actually beat Olympic gold medal gymnast. Mary Lou Retton America's sweetheart, you know what that means? I'm the numeric sweetheart funding. Thank you very much. Do you know do you know who she is? She's a really really knows America's sweetheart funding. Kind of funny, you should do some comedy. I, I don't know if I I stay by myself with the tar and it's terrifying. Let alone going out with the microphone account imagine it. Yeah. You it's like anything else. Things go up and you're not good first, and then you do an open mic, but there's nothing to do when you're not good. Sit there and figure out and you have a bucket. You're trying to get the water out of the bottom of the best possible. When I say something stupid on stays. I'm just like, and I go to the next song. Do you remember your first time playing a paid show? Yeah, I do. I was I think it was fourteen and I was playing in a sports bra with my brother. I'm best might and we played for three hours, and I think we go pay fifty bucks or something like that. So you your brother, and your best friend is your brother musician? He is. He's not professional. I mean he is a professional musician, but he works in construction now older younger now he's younger but much more grown open, does he want to do music? Well, we always played together when I was in ustralia, and he always had another career as well. He was a coal miner for a little while. And now he's building a huge building in Sydney, and he has a family, and that's definitely Islamic. Now. Any sort of jealous jealous resentment because you're, you're making it. No, I don't think so he because he was he was never a songwriter as much, and he never, I guess, dedicated as much of his life to it. You know he's seen he's saying the, the. Allies in the flats that put in and honestly, I, Don that he would show me that if you felt that honestly anyway, but yeah, he's, I'm he stalked. What about that? Other the first mate, you say. Yeah, he just don't. He just texted me the other day, actually, he we just put on a bunch of on sale shows in Australia and a bunch of them sold out straight away, and he texted me, congratulations, basically. Parentheses. Can I come over and be part of the group? Well, I don't know. He didn't say that. He didn't. Do you have people from home, the hitch up on Facebook? They're like, hey, old best friend. Do you want to be friends again or wherever me a little bit? No one that I haven't wanted to hit me up though. It's generally pretty nice. You know, hey I heard this on the radio and I looked it up. And it was used sounds great someone like that. So, yeah, I haven't had any weird hometown encounters. We are going back this, and so maybe I'll have a best story for my problem is I get on twenty three and me that we know you like do you DNA? Oh, I have to do that. I haven't done that yet. Well, I did it. And now everyone, that's like my eight cousin message me like we're related. Can I get tickets whenever you come to Chicago and I'm like, wait, how we related like, well, our cousins, their cousins, and apparently what I'm hooked up with mailman and now we're and I'm like, man, they come out of everywhere, that Twenty-three me. They send you the receipt or whatever. Well, what happened is, you can open up and go. Yeah. I hear. For people I'm related to. Because then it's like, oh, we're related. And so in in Arkansas everybody's a cousin. So then I get a lot of cousins did you, you open that rabbit hole, like I opened about wanting to see if I was going to die of bacon CARA eating, you know, weird meats cheeses, artisanal cheeses that you're not supposed to have. Yeah. That's a you didn't do that. You guys all do that. Twenty-three me, I'm a every time I talk about it with someone I intend on going to do it. And then I don't do it. Maybe I'll do it tonight. There's a takes longer than that. What do you need to do to send hair off or something like that? Yeah. You have to spit in mail it, and then wait like a month and wonder am I die? And then they come back, and it gives you this whole thing where it's like, do you want to know if you're going to die tomorrow, and you, you fight with yourself, do I and you when you say you're going to like you mean like some sort of, like history of disease. It's like you have the gene, that will open you up to possibly getting XYZ and some of the stuff like crazy stuff like cancer. Some of the stuff's like do, but words, you know, and I obviously, I have at all it's probably some good stuff. I don't think so. This. And nothing. They don't ask you, if you want to know anything. Good, it's all like are. 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Well, I don't even know if there's many people in his failure at that point. But yeah. Yeah. You obviously. Right. It's one of those things I feel like growing up. It's just always being there for me. So it's the it's a strata when you think about it. You know, it's pretty amazing building though, isn't it? Did you saw? I went to tour. I did the total touristy thing cool. You got to do it. Yeah, it is fun for me. When I imagine when you talk to people, people always do your accent back. Yeah, a little bit a little bit gets old. I'll tell you what we just did a promo trip and a strategy or a couple of weeks ago like four days straight in, like ridiculous. And in Oregon seventy percent of the interviews, they'll go, so you sound American. Now. So that's happening. So they think you're losing your accent. Yeah. I can't work it out. I did work it out. Once it was on the would awesome. I said awesome. And where did you say that in an interview in Australia? Yeah. And you said the American awesome. I said awesome. That's awesome. She was like, what what's happened to you? I guess hanging around a lot of Americans, I'm interested in your origin story here because I even know that I know that it's not really something you sit down and talk about, like I don't we don't sit down and go. Hey, man. So tell me your musical origin story, mostly. It's like you as I been what's been happening. Cool. You've been watching. What do you think this album? Yeah. It's mostly that kind of stuff. But like you move to you start coming to the states. At what point first time I came to Nashville was in two thousand seven was Nashville, your first place to come to. Like, did you try L A or New York or was it? I'm going to go to Nashville, Iowa Nashville will actually there, there was as this competition and ustralia, and it was a nationwide competition, and they went they went around different towns or whatever. And the winners of these talent competition killed him. Sing a song and the winners of these competitions go to the final, and the prize was when a record deal go. Record your first single in Nashville. And so I started going in that one I was like sixteen. She start entering the contest, are you playing playing your guitars? Well, there's strictly singing and do get to ride it bland guitar, and always. I was always thinking songs that I wrote. Okay. I started writing songs because I thought, that's what you had to do to play to play shows, and I went in at, like four or five years in a row. And then, like the fourth of the fifth year I won this competition, and that was how I got to Nashville. So let's us three rewind four years, or five years. When you start to get in this competition. You don't win the first Georgia. You're good enough to do music. Or was it kind of just, I'm curious about this, and it kind of hopping in? I mean, I was already playing around town of bonds shin applying at school and all that kind of thing. And I've always been impatient to, to get out and do whatever it was though want us to do. I guess going into competition I was hoping I was going to win it every year, but it wasn't like something that I like rested my whole year around it was like, oh, that's coming up all into that. You know and. Yeah. I guess when it got to the point where actually won this thing. It really did open up like a whole world of oh, that's how that works. That's how that works. You know, I get to do this and my first time here in Nashville. The first thing I did was I played at this. They call it the global artists showcase, and it was basically anyone's not from America during safest goes and plays this show and I went played my part of it, how long ago was this. This was in two thousand seven and, and that day I met a gun Tony Conway, and that I think is the next maybe Thursday or Friday, and he was like, hey, what are you doing tonight or tomorrow night? I was like I'm going down to the stadium to play the stadium. And he's like, oh, how would you feel about opening stadium playing stadium? Sounds pretty good. I'll I'll have to and so within four days of getting to Nashville. I was playing at that stadium on the Friday not see him. I fest. And that was my first experience of Nashville. So you come national, and you're opening up a stadium for CNA fast that happened. Yeah. Is that how you thought it worked for everyone? I, I had no idea, like I don't know that I took it for granted intentionally, but there is no way to appreciate what had happened without being here. You know what does that even mean open the stadium? So what do you do? Well, I went along. And now they do it now. It's a thing like where someone acoustic plays at the stadium, right? But this is before they would doing that, I guess, and so I just I went up, and whoever it was that was hosting the stadium that not was like. From Strategia Morgan Evans, whatever, and they had it on. And and I remember being so nervous and like I had sang two songs. And when I get nervous my like my hands. Don't work very well. And I remember struggling to play guitar, but I remember my mic being able to sing, and I remember that was actually like a crazy high point to have so early in a career, and I feel like that moment definitely was something that I referred to later on when things like obviously, we're not having as easily as that. I was like, that's that's why you're doing that feeling like that. Yeah. And man, that's crazy. I still when I tell that story to anyone, like what, what are you doing talking about? But yeah, that happened. Did you just blown away at whatever this world singer eatery contest is that I mean, like how do you I performed that where they, he's like, hey because, you know, they're ton of artists, they probably knows fifty artists. Yeah. I mean, now it makes no sense to me now at the time, I, I mean, that global oddest show is like me, and someone from Canada someone from Scotland someone from England, you know, get someone from New Zealand, and someone from South Africa. I've no idea how it happened where he got to ask me to go play that show. But I mean, of course when he said, you want to do it. I was like, all some, and then, then I remember Brad paisley played that not Miranda Lambert play that not all of them. So it's two thousand seven. And after the how long were you in town that I live set a week two weeks? It was a week. So we recorded two three song. And play those two shows and. Yeah, it was it. So you go back home back home, and you got to figure it out. You just play the stadium like you're ready to go. Right. I guess so it's so funny. I went back and one of my best night's at the time he was thinking about moving over to national, he's like, how was it man? It's like best place on. It's like there's no way that compared to that place. And here's like cool. I'm moving and he moved to Nashville straightaway. But I guess part of my, the prize for that competition was the single, you are coated you go back and you put it out. And so, and I put it out like a few months later and, and it did really well. And it you know what was it called? It was called Big Sky. Love that here too. How is it there is no accent in singing? I hear no I that you just sound like a dude, turn out. I hear no accent there. Yeah. I get that all the time to the point where I actually started doing some research. Okay, good. I mean for me. I just learn how to sing singing along to American accent. So that's like, if I was singing along to a Goth Brooke song or Glen Campbell song or even to keep up. And you know, it's like it sounds like an American accent. And I in the research that I found, I did find this one video of this collection of experts talking about the way the American accent approaches Val sounds, and the way that approaches Val science when you sing is more pleasing to the human. And so that's why you will like even like people from the UK or stralia would have all this other countries, I mentioned before they all tend to lean towards in American accent, even like someone like Ed Sheeran that doesn't necessarily facilitating woods he does. And I think it just sounds better. So because it's easier to take in. I, I don't know. It's, it's so this thing I don't hear crap accent. This video is funny though, because you had super long hair. The, the big guys video. Yeah. It's funny man. Things shines through the us. Hit a full full band in the video. Yeah. Others your bandmates. Yeah. I mean, that was the drummer in that video is my best friend since I was five and the bass player's my brother. And the guitar player is my guitar teach you. That's what that is. Yeah. We played together for a long time. We like switched out a few different guitar players, and, and we had another drama later on. But yeah, that was the that was the format from, like, when I was thirteen years old. How did big skies do it did gripe? It's, it's funny to, like equate kind of statistics compared to what you would understand in terms of success. Yeah. But I mean it was I put one song out, and I ended up onto two years, and I got to open up shows for Brooks, and Don when they came and Gary Allen was doing really well down there at the time. And, and then when Taylor swift came down for the first time she heard that song and asked me to go and open her shows, and so it was just this crazy kind of year and a half to two years of, like, wow. This what I have one song who we go? You know you played a stadium when you've got one song it that was it. You got it all figured out. Exactly. Yeah. So you're on Australia. Are you the guy when the American next would come through they would go? This is the cool Australian guy you should put him on. He'll be your your are popular local player. I mean to look at, at the time it wasn't really it was just starting to become a thing for American country. X to come to a stralia because that never really happened much through the nineties, Garth Brooks would come down and play stadiums and stuff. But not many others would. And it was actually Brooks, and Dunn and Alan Jackson with the first two that went, hey, we're gonna go check it out down there, and, and this sort of success, sort of, you know, news kind of spread in Nashville and my manager at the time to was also the promoted that would bring them over and so that, that kind of opened the gates to, to Nashville for stray, which is now Hugh, you know, everyone's going down there, and, and having a great time. So you're playing these shows in Australia. Are you thinking I gotta get back to Nashville? Or are you thinking I'm just gonna rule Australia? I don't know that I was really thinking I was just enjoying it. I, I mean I love playing law been and I'd never got to play the crabs like that before, you know, it was like just thrown into an arena or like packed club of like screening Taylor swift fans at that point, you know, love story just came out like it was like the Beatles or something. You know and. Yeah. I it wasn't really until I guess maybe a year or so into it was like he's a mole music app. And, and at the time I just didn't have the vehicle to do that kind of locally famous. That's all I mean in the country. Yeah. Well locally in the country, Australian world. Yeah, you're kind of a deal in Australia. It was like people would know that song that would know the guy who won that competition. And then put that song out and went on those something. Yeah. Is there a big country? Was there a big country market period? Even for local Australian axe. Yes, it was very different though. And it's it's funny I feel like the best way to describe. It is kinda like Texas where. That Texas has their own country music, but they also Texans. Also, obviously enjoy you have an Luke Bryan and things out of Nashville. And so we have our own like strategy country, music. And that was kind of the main sane at the time I was in Australia, and I know Keith relatively. Well, yeah, let's right on the road from me here and lives in Australia's, like, hey, hey, come over doing things. So I went over to his place. Yeah. And I'm like, what is country music light here in basically, he made that same analogy? He was like, well. It's definitely a niche. He said, but for what he told me was for him. He knew that he had to get somehow get on pop radio. Right. For him to actually like, Pierce, the consciousness of the Australian music listener, and for him, it was the one on the voice, who's a judge. Yeah. Yeah. Not as none of the contest. But he's a judge on the voice, and that was big for him over there. And extremely popular judge people who loved him on people love them everywhere. But, but he was like, yeah, that he said that really mainstreamed me then they started playing a pop radio. And I remember at the time that him and carry song was. Yeah. Was really crushing it. And he was like, what about about to be number one on the pop station? It's just funny. Now, I we're now twenty nineteen and to kind of see that happen with you, too, but not the ban YouTube, but with you as well. Is that you come over here? And by the way, this song goes number one for you. I hear on the country charts. Here's. We'll come back to the how much but grind it is to get a song up. This song goes over. And goes number one, right? Does he hit the pop chart at all? Or is it that your next one that does this, this was top twenty I'm pulp radio? Oh, you're next one is the one that went number one forever day, drinking was the was the big one over there. Yeah. It was like twenty weeks. So twenty five weeks on the country shot. It was. And then it was like a couple of weeks pop number one. And so did that change everything for you in Australia? And now that you have a pop, but once on, it's like a different place. Yeah. It's wall. And I can't believe that. It's you know what I mean? Like we didn't I just came to Nashville might music because I loved it. You know just that's the thing. There's no just, just you being humble, because it's a lot of frigging work. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, I mean, I guess I guess what surprised me was that we didn't, we didn't do a pop remix or something, you know what I mean. There's nothing we didn't change anything but just radio down there really took a chance on it. And people just reacted to it. I guess. And yeah. When I go down there, that's the song that everyone wants to talk about it. That's the song that everyone's saying in to me and more. So the kiss somebody yeah, I mean, it's, it's wild. Yeah. It's an amazing feeling I've never had a song like that before, so, yeah, appreciate it. All. So. Okay. Let's, let's go back. So you go you go back home. You have this big skies touring for a couple of years. Yeah. When do you go? I got to go to Nashville, at least some and are you going back and forth? Did you move? How'd that work? It took a few years. And in retrospect, I if I had one regret in my life, which I don't like any regrets because you're not who you are with that. What you've been through, but it would have been comeback you sooner. And that's the only advice I offer to anyone that asks us some. But it was probably three or four years before I was like, okay, I wouldn't stop going back and I guess a lot of that is because it's so far away. You know it's not it's not like just getting in your car running far away. Yeah. It's a huge investment of time and money and just also out on a limb to, you know, like you show up in Nashville with a guitar, and you like you ten thousand in line. Non non has nine hundred ninety nine people before you with that guitar and, and it, it can be very intimidating place, as well like that. And so to work, the courage, I guess, and, and have that time, and the, you know, the ability to come of to took me probably longer than shoot off. But you move what do you move with you? You said you put on a boat or do you move enough in suitcase? I came back and forth for probably three or four years before I moved here. So I would come over for two weeks or three weeks to write songs. And then I would go back and to, and then come back and it got to the point where one year went back and forth nine times. And at the end of like I worked spent almost a month on an airplane, that you that was it. That was like. All right. I'm moving there. This is it and that was just before us again. Now, how do you how do you find people to write songs with the if you're not here all the time like cultivating friendships? Well, that's the thing it's like even after I moved to you, though, like, oh, so when are you coming back when back, I'm here? Now guys, this is happening. You know, and, and I feel like to for, for anyone that shows up in town with a guitar like the biggest challenge is to find who it is the, you're going to make the best music with, you know, there's the best songwriters in the world here, but it doesn't mean you're going to make the best music with them. And yeah, I spend a lot of what of that time back and forth thing. And even when I got here, just riding with as many people, as I could, you know, with that was someone I met at a bar or someone a friend introduce me to and, and just try to find who it was that you're going to click with you move here. And how well when did you move to the states, while you're? What was four years ago? So it was at twenty fifteen. So you've been going back and forth for few years moved here in two thousand fifteen. Yeah. So, but what do you kind of move into? Do you have something? If a publishing Bill already established. Are you able to slide in have some income coming in? Are you playing off of using a lot of your money that you'd saved up touring at how are you able to live? It was pretty much like tour. Save out and come on. I didn't have publishing deal or anything. I mean publishing deals in Australia kind of a different different based no publish it here, though you didn't come over, and I didn't have anything here. And, and I couldn't even rent a place he 'cause I didn't have any credit history here. So you so I actually had to stay at a friend's place for a few months to get a phone like wellcoll that sort of stuff out, which is just stuff. You don't think about when you move to the other side of the world. But I, I do feel like once you get here, though. It's kind of like what we were talking about creativity was before is like you here, it's like you have to do it, and you have no choice. You're living in a place we nobody and just yeah. What else are you going to do? And I will say that about Nashville is a lot of people come here by themselves. So. Most people understand what it's like to show up in, in town by themselves. And there is like, especially Phil Botton who I know you'll buddies with. He was really good at the time. If like he's obviously, busy, dude, too. But he would always take Cole or reply to attacks. And you want to catch up and just talk, you want to write a song, and he'll be like, yes, Sunday afternoon at three o'clock whatever you know, he was that guy. So it was cool. That was a it was a handful of people like that even when it was like, what am I even doing here? You know, those people that were there kind of to in spy when you were doing your fill. Barton impression, I know Phil because Phil also has an accent. But I don't think Mike heard an accent change because I heard you. I saw your is doing impression, but we did you ever hear Nagy jaded? So what Boers Phil from the specifically? Do you know Melvin, I think, yeah, so east fill and airy paths lane. And I wrote when I grow up together the kids song, but Phil's and Australian and everything he's seeing all and you didn't oppression your accent didn't change. But I think in your mind did. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I saw you can shift when you did him in the U shifted back. Why I do feel like he's one of those people that, when you say his name like anyone that knows him sort of lights up when they remember him yelling is very, bright baby or chicken or something. You move here. Like how long did it take before you kinda got? All right. I can actually do this and not be so intimidated by everyone around me because I think that's a common theme with a lot of people who moved to down. Is they look around and go? Oh my God. Everybody's so good. Like where do I fit in this? The see of all these giants where how long did you before you got? Okay. I can I can actually get in the mix air. Well, I still wonder about that. But as I was mentioning before, but I will say a guy named Brett giants too. I'm sure if you know, Brennan, he and he and my, my former manager with friends, as well, they'd met on the same I bowl or something like that. And so he has a favor to my manager at the time wrote wrote with me, one time kind of really early on. And I remember him kind being one of those guys it was like Chit this Gaza twenty five number ones. Like, what am I even doing in a room with them? And, and, and we just we always had a good Ripoll or, and he would always like kind of. Well, that's a cool idea. Let's work on that, you know. And so when you sitting with someone like that, who's had that much success and you having, you know, playing the game of kind of songwriting tennis, whatever, just hit in the back and forth and going through that creative process with someone as successful as that, that kind of gives you confidence to know that, hey, will maybe like I can contribute in a meaningful way. And he I we consider him one of my great maze. Now I barely see him but when I do it's like we're back on again. And having that early on was great, but I do feel like it really clicked sort of ironically, when I went back home for Christmas at the end of that first year living here, and I was in my hometown of Newcastle, but those his songwriting camp on in Sydney, and they invited me down to it and I went down for three days and it just so happened, the first day, I got teamed up with Krista Steffano, and the third day, I teamed up with Ashley goalie and by that Wednesday night. Whenever almost doing their like hang potty, Chris, and Ashley disappeared into a studio. And they were like, hey, what else you got shows you demos, you need to come to Nashville. Let's make a record and I was like, really I just moved there. You know. And I remember that not and, and that was so that was in December, and the following February we started to work together, and I remember the first session, we did together, leaving that thinking, like, no that we read the best in the world, but leaving it thinking like, oh, this is something like where, we're onto something here. And those two started. Introducing me to this running community that I work with which is obviously, like that's for the upper of his talented people. Yeah. And, and I mean, I was getting to work with people that I just kind of, you know, looked up to for the for the previous sort of ten years, and I think wouldn't have been maybe six weeks, and we wrote kiss somebody, and that was kind of the start of what became the record. See write this song. Finish this song. You like okay that's the best song I've ever written or that's the most radio song I've ever written, or that's just another good song. It's funny man because I, I, I love writing it, it was a really fun song to rot with the first I had and that was born and we just had a great time. Writing it, we demo. We made whilst making it is a lot of what you hear on the on the like is very like, just an inspired kind of recording process. And, and I remember afterwards, we went to the tin roof, next, Doda, Christmas judio, and just had a drink celebrate. And he just went over to me. And he was like, I think we got one today that was it. He just said that was like no one's ever said that before, you know, and I knew I had fun riding on you. I loved the song, but I'd love many other songs that I'd written before. So I don't trust myself in that way. But when he said that, I, I feel like I'll always remember that is like the start of whatever we're going to do next. Do you have a record ill? When you're wrote the song, no, you did not I had to deal in Australia, but not in the states not states now. I remember and that speak out of place here. But I remember you being here and not having a deal you kind of seeing where you were going to land. So was there a I know the answer these questions? So I'm going to ask them in a way. I you answer these questions. How was that process for you in finding a label to partner with or to be your label? It doesn't turn into a big bidding war. Is it? What does it? How does that happen for you? I mean for me because I was signed to Warner and Estrada. So those kind of an open line of communication there that had been opened because of me like, hey, are straddling guys over there, Nashville, take a look at this stuff. You know, had they looked when you first moved here, and they were they were like oh, it's not not the right time. Yes. We like f- this, but I will say my manager at the time who, like he sort of like real switched switched on to the point. Where is like, I'm not going to go take music into anybody, until it's ready. You took it in, when I moved of, and then just let it sit, you know, and it wasn't until we had kiss somebody, and we had everything changes day drunk, and dance with me. And once we had those full that's when. Like Chris who had become invested in the project at that point, and realme manager will like okay. Now it's time, like let's, let's, let's put this stuff out, and that's when the real conversation started happening in. Did you have conversations with multiple people? Yes. We did have conversations with a couple of different labels. But in the end of the day, one ahead, dibs on me because of my straddling deal. And honestly, I love the team that I get to work with now anyway. So that worked out for the best. I like that team to. Yeah. And I try to stay out of the mix of teams and I try not to play the label stuff game at all. But it's hard to not get to know and not be friendly with people that are good people gross. Yeah. And so, you know I like the president of your label as yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's not a more passionate guy about music about music in general. But we deaf jam for a while. Like he did hip hop. I mean they got they got. Loves music. Yep. Like I've rarely will I go to dinner with anyone in the in the business period? But I will go into sit with him. We don't talk about country music. It's just like he just loves music, and I liked it. I would like to work for someone that with that comes someone who knows a lot, and it's very Pat. And with passion comes, you know, sometimes we're tough to work for. But, but I wonder if you go over, and they're like, okay, we'll take you now are you like okay now you want me to years ago a little bit? I mean, you, you always feel that a little bit because everything's personal when you everything's I speak into. Yeah. And, and it's so you just have to remind yourself, you know, I, I say that, like I've got it all worked out. But I say it because I need to say to myself all the time, and I will say, like if there's anything that I've learned is just everything to do with songs, you know, and I didn't have that I didn't have those songs at the time and those songs will way like when you play big guys, I was, like, SCR, cringing, you know, when you playing kiss somebody I'm like, oh, it gives me like a good feeling because I'm so proud of that. And, and I feel like having those songs was it was just the right time that everything happened in that way. So it was definitely hard to feel kind of any sort of bitterness about that moment when you sign a deal are you rich when you saw on a record day when you sign your deal do you like that? Not, you know, the answer questions. Yeah. No. That's Louis not. So how does that work? Do they say here's here's a little bonus? He. Can pay your rent, because we're getting out on the road doing all the stuff like a little. Yeah. It's, it's, it's sort of you. Can't tell me. I know the answer that I know it answered a lot of kind of walk around a little bit. Yes. I want to hear what your take on? It is true. I mean no. I didn't get one of those deals where you get a bunch of money up front, that that's not at all true. I did sign a publishing deal at this same, or like very soon after with, with the same with one a chapel. So they're paying you to write into record. Yep. And so the, the way those deals work is you get a certain amount per month, whatever you can live on. And you know, be out to promoting, whatever you're doing with that frigging out about mail to pay bills, you know, isn't it crazy that you get to go and create our get paid like when you just look at it. Yeah. When you lay it out and not to take anything away from the fact that you have worked super hard to do what you do. And you're talented. But there are a lot of people that are talented. Yeah. Absolutely. Isn't it crazy that you get paid and get to live alive? A wonderful life, a wonderful grinding life, but to just make art just play songs. Yes. Unreal. It is incredible. Do you ever to take those have those moments where you start to get upset at the whole process and the whole town and the whole, and you're like this stupid, but then you have to go. Wait a minute. Let me take let me take a break. Examine what we're doing here. Yeah. All the time now I feel like my whole life is a balance of that of like. Oh, like work. Oughta work out. Grind, like I, totally dig all of this stuff. You say you know, grind repeat all that stuff. That could be like, that's what I do day in and day out. And sometimes at the end of the day, when maybe you haven't accomplished whatever you thought you might have accomplished that day it is easy to get down. But again, you just got to remind yourself man like this. So lucky to be doing this, and I mean, I've been doing it for so long to appreciate the level that I get to do it at, at this moment in my life is incredibly special flats now. Yeah. We just did the first weekend. Yeah. So that on Instagram had that go awesome. Yeah. I love those guys. Good. Guys love the like the number of hit huge hit songs. They have is just cry like you forget until you say the show and it's wild and as such great guys, too. Yeah, they're good dudes. We at J over here last week, give you two weeks ago or so, listen to that podcast. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed him we, you know we hung out for a while. Talk it you brought up something earlier that I wanted to hit back on. And it kind of goes back into this J thing is I know those guys, I don't ever see those guys in town run like you kind of established these relationships. And if you don't prioritize you never see each other. You may like each other. But unless you go, we are making a point to actually see each other on this date. It never happens. And so Jay was over. We were like I'll just hang out and talk for a few minutes because in this town, like you said, he's meet people, and then you're gone. That's it. Yeah. I see more people on the road than I do in Nashville, too. Yeah. Like I'll spend like if raging idiots or if I'm doing all you spend more time with people if we're out in, there's a bunch of buses hanging out then than ever in town. That's like a rare moment of downtown isn't enough to the show like, oh, hang on. You know, we, we had a really good, hang with Gary the other not to sort of knocked on the bus door and sort of talked in hung up a couple of hours and he's like God blessed broken roll come on in. He's the craziest thing image Shay Mooney. They like different different level of singer. Yeah. I think shea and am I had always had this list, as power list of the best singers? And it's hard to compare because everybody's so good. But I, I think it's always been shea there, there are a couple of those Lauren or you Elena pound for pound 'cause she's even. But, like Daniel bradberry. She's like one foot one and is a monster of a once the voice when she came in actually measured. She's one foot one. She's like that. She yeah. She's that. How are you and your mind? I, I feel like I write to my voice. So I enjoy singing the songs. All right. Would you go up without a guitar and do an entire set with no guitar no one time, one time my loop station, died, and my guitar died on the same gig, which is very unusual for both things to go down. And I was in Sugarland Texas opening for REBA mcentire out about three years ago. And I remember trying to tell the joke, and then I remember starting to sing the American anthem. That's. But everyone sang it with me. I was like, thank you. Good to upstate isn't it? Funny, how and things aren't going. Exactly, as we feel comfortable everything speeds up. Well, if you have just take a beat even ten seconds. Let me think about this for one second even on stage in front of all those people. But instead as humans we react like this. This is not feel normal. Oh my God. It must've been the quick, and then you do things like try to tell a joke and saying the national anthem. This is the longest ten seconds of your tile life. You've doubted everything you've done up to that point. And then using the, the American national anthem. It's funny to me that the song that Dylan, Scott cut hooked. Yeah. Which you wrote, I did. Yeah. I'm always curious as to how songs are hits for other people. And what did you just not want the song or was it, not timed right with your record like how did he get this song? That obviously is really good. It wasn't for me. He I wrote that song with Seth NS and an Australian producer Lindsay Rimes, and we all love it straight away. And, and I loved it at the time and it was actually in the pile of songs that I was going to like. Like the cut pile which I it wasn't like we're gonna cut that song. But it was in the pile that we had at the time. And I'm I was in the studio one day with Chris, and we will cutting something else, and got a an Email or coal or something. And it said, hey, dealing Scott has just cut hooked. Are you okay with that? Thinking. What's in my Pol there? But he's already done it. I never met the guy the time and. It was definitely like a weird feeling for a couple of minutes. But then I mean, for someone else that wrought songs to cut one of your songs is the absolute highest compliment. The you can be paid as a songwriter. And I had that conversation with Chris who is obviously Krista, Stephanos home referring to he he's obviously had a level of success. That's like just crazy. And so he's a good dude. Daas about it. You know and a little bit. You're pissed I would have been. No, I mean, I, I guess I still learning how it worked, you know, I was like. You know, something can still be upset? Unintelligently. Yeah. Maybe I mean, I, I wish someone had asked me before it had had right? But it's so funny. Like when you look back on moments like that, and feelings like that two years later, and you're like this is like one of the best things ever happens. This is so cool that he put that out and had a big hit with it. And, and I get to play that in my shows now, you know, and, and honestly that song probably wouldn't fit my out on the way that it is. And it all works out for the best. But yeah, it was a weird day. I remember when it happened like should be a day. You're probably high fiving everyone, but you kind of like, what about, you know, it's a precious thing. So the song goes in number two. Not number one. That's a weird thing that songs peak at number two. Yeah. It's a rare thing that songs peak at number two, it is usually, if they're going to pick high, they'll peak at four or five, but usually they get to two. Morgan, usually, they go to know what, what, what, what happened do, I know what happened. Why do. I mean that I do someone told me that's like, the, the equal longest charting single or something like that. Like a fifty six week single which is pretty amazing accomplishment, and Honey. I wish it had a number one next to it. But it's one of those things I feel like that's a stressful time to and you're looking at a song like that, if like is, is it gonna is it gonna work? Is it going to be a number one song forever? You know, or is it going to be a hit song, top-five? So oh, whatever did you even know is going to be a single when he cut it. I, I think so. I think they I think they said he's it, it's going to be his next single, which, obviously made that feeling. Best known. Yeah, it wasn't going to be like track. And no one ever heard you could do like pass late did on Friday night because lady had cut Friday night. No, you and. Mind plant palm safari might lady antebellum cut Friday night, and according to Eric that we're gonna put it out as their next single. Well, they decided to shut the record down, move onto the next records. They never put it out. And so it was like basically attrac- eight and he's like, well, what am I going to do? So he re cuts it puts it out and goes, I think is the number one. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes, something they cut it. And then he'd but he wrote it. And then he ended up recounting in and put it on a number one number one, I had a conversation like that with a couple of much more successful autism. The other night about that. The fact that that doesn't happen often enough, and great songs get left behind, you know, especially by superstars and you're like someone like Thomas Rhett. His fourteen songs on an album. Probably twelve of them could be singles on the radio. But he, he only has time to put up we have time to put out four or five now maybe but because they move so fast. Yeah. But still like still seven songs on the incredible. And. Why, why should that be where I kind of live forever? They can have another law somewhere else. He put, I think sixteen on his next album, your something like that sixteen tracks and was like, dude. I've, I've talked about it last week. I was like how in the world. Listen in, like fall in love with all sixteen of these songs like this is three piece. Just hit me like every three months of the new EP like let me fall in love with all of them. You know, he wrote he tells a good story. Do you have like Friday night from lady not work in our computer shut down or rebuilding the studio to the last or the last trip? We didn't have computers we have a tape deck over there. We're trying to pull tapes Thomas. Rhett wrote Old Dominion, new song. Oh, some people will do. It's great song. And that was it was a similar story that he told me, he said him, and Matt Ramsey had written it together. And they were like well, who gets to keep it 'cause we both love it. Yeah. And Old Dominion, you know, it's, it's they cut it. It's on the record crazy. It is crazy. I feel like a then maybe the two most guilty artists have just cutting an album full of singles. All dominion, do it to that Old Dominion, I think, is my. Favorite album artists. Yeah. I say that they've put out two records and every song on both records have I just turn it on? And listen. I can't do that with everybody. Yeah. This something like, really special about what those guys have going on. We played a couple of months opening for them the start of the year and watching this show every not even the songs that haven't been hits on the radio sound like it when they played them live. And then they do this thing where they break down in the middle and play all the hits at the whole written ten or twelve just thus choruses of, like old as massive smash is incredible show. Yeah. Whatever they're doing. They're doing right. I got the right with them once on the road, who's them all of them are like Trevor Matt, it was Trevor Matt and Brad, I felt like I joined Old Dominion for about doing. And it was so cool to see how they they all work together, and it's, it's really special. It was cool to be a pot of last week in Australia, you want to APR awards for country work of the year. Is that is that the title country work of the year say song? Appa is what, what you would say. It's like as cab ole BMI's, those awards and work of the year. I think. I don't know why they call it of did they call it, though. Yeah. They do it. So for day drunk. Yeah. Which has made you super famous in Australia. A lot more than I was before. That's for sure. Like, whose more famous, what's the actresses named the funny actress and Australia Canada, the blonde hair who's the most of Australia right now? Like current current famous. Chris Hemsworth is something like ooh Goodwin. Let's do this power five. Australian famous people right now from rebel Wilson, I was thinking about okay at number one is Chris Hemsworth. I'd do it. I don't know. I'm just I'm I'm not saying everyone, but in your mind. Right. Well, it's funny because my mind is like walked by guess who I follow on Twitter. And now. Chris Hemsworth, the number one of Hugh Jackman. It's like what happened director, number two, Hugh, Jackman? Culkin in case gotta be up there if they're on your list. Well, okay, there on that, and maybe with the next one bay, maybe Russell Crowe was, I'm like that you have been doing it at a really high level for a long time. I feel like the most known people anybody from Australia Ditz in the states reach out and be like, hey, good to see a home homeboy making it. Yeah. I mean, whenever I whenever I run into people back in time, I ran into a guy named Louis the other day he was, we were staying in the same hotel, and he was the first person, I ran into the coffee shop outside, and he was like, hey, okay. Congratulations and everything, who's I guy. I said, the same thing guy named dean Lewis. He what what's his big hits on monkey had. They blow up on the on Spotify. And I like it. I'll be alright. Yeah. It'd be Oron dean Lewis. Yeah, I know him. Like I have to ask. Oh, I know at this point, I've heard of is pretty good. So he's Australian anyway. He he was an example of that. We just kind of run into each other and. I know this. CEO sad. And he is in me. Parmalee guys, probably cut the song as a single governor. Yeah. Nuts. Single Parmalee single, you single for the new that guy. Awesome, cool. Yeah. Yeah. You so that you recognize that dude. Is it a copy shop, you recognize Dan Lewis? Yeah. It'd be recognized you pumped into each other at the front. Yeah, it was awesome. You guys all y'all straw, interesting. And what was that Intel not Australia that was in Australia, but he played in, in Nashville recently. But I, I was not in Tennessee. There we go. Verities have that. Now, we got three three running at once we had nothing more. So you win for day drunk when a couple of words there, which is that your big song there, you wouldn't in the show with kiss. Somebody, you're not inva- drunk in Australia, I guess, so how long did you say here in the states when you open flats? Twenty five minutes. Have you done the thing where you go, you run around the whole stage and go over your time? Because they love that. We I know I, I think I played three minutes of the first I and they staged man, I manage really quickly let us know. And how does he say that to you? It wasn't directly to me. Okay. But then the next night before I went onstage, he came and checked in. He was like, so, you know, you've got to twenty five minutes set to not run. Ece. We got. I have heard that story, the story, the legendary, I've had them both tell it the flats version and churches told me his version either the same basically. They're basically the same version and the crazy thing from that is that when they kicked off the tour Taylor swift filled in all right? And then that was kind of the start of her. Well, next thing you know what did he do Bupe or the time? That Dylan Scott's all and they make you a good amount of money as long writer. I just got the first check for it the other day. Now, are we talked about this last time? I saw you. It will probably six weeks ago. Now last time, I saw you remember. I said, I keep telling me about this check, I've never seen one one came in, and it was. I mean for me completely it that long do. Yes, the longtime. Yeah, but that was the seventh most played song on radio last year. That was a really big song for him. And obviously familiar oughta very, very grateful for the one that's all Ryan hurt tweet, dozens of funny. I guess you got they're gonna play either Memphis, you're gonna shut how yeah yeah. And he tweeted out guys with famous wives tour nineteen doing pretty do you feel I know Kelsey was that? I think it's on its story Kelsey was at the flat show with. Yes. She actually came out for the whole run on the weekend. Do you feel pressure that Bush's here? I got put her on stage with me to the fans like if they know she's they're writing her. I don't know. That's kind of a weird thing because I never want that to be an expectation, obviously, because you can really come out, but I love it. When she comes out, personally, like if, if I was playing around the house, I'd prefer it if she was singing with me. So we played three shows and I brought her out on one of them. I thought that was a good. I kind of defer to her on that kind of stuff, like I leave it as an open invitation, whenever you want pressure. If you wanna sing if you wanna do your hair come out if you just pressure her, you're her husband, so you, you're the one who can pressure her. I guess I could. Yeah, but you don't know. I feel like any anything good creatively comes out of that kind of pressure. So and I'm also very aware of that. I've kind of been hyper aware of. Everything to do with her career mockery since we started dating. So it's kind of a kind of leave most of it up to her whether she wants to make it, what together you and I, we both share the distinction of having a really amazing honor given to us. They were the only two that I know they've had this given us you. I'm talking about. For me. It was a really big deal and that I didn't know that you had been given this honor, either. And it makes me feel. Oh, happier frankly. Okay. Because you know, to cool guys just made it. And a lot of people see it. Since it's printed. Okay. Well, you think it is. It's printed printed. Yeah. Pick. There's a picture of you. Is it picture of Maine somewhere that there is a picture of you? Well, let's say it was in the same magazine. Oh, you talking about the the flight message. There's a whole feature. You open up the Southwest Airlines. You pull it out of the bag of the flab and there, you are Morgan Evans airline. I feel like I've had more Texan tweets about that. And he, he to interview I've ever done. Yeah. Well, I'm glad we share the was he too. I know that, that have gotten that honor. Did you have to do a photo shoot because I did they came I guess, I haven't Nashville photographer or something like that. You came to the label one day when we were doing a bunch of press. Yeah. And we did a photo shoot in about five seconds. And then he left though it was it, here's what you said, in your interview, Iraq, rapid rewards points, traveling for work and use them for vacation. I like to spend time with my wife and disappear for a bit look at you. There you are. You can just see that coming, exactly like that guy. He's an avid surfer and his first close. Encounter on the water with shark was last year. He saw four foot shocks slum right by him. He used to go to the beach, almost every day and go surfer swim before. The day would start. Jump at one of these winning. You big time over there. Meet our may Lister Morgan Evan so show as yours now. All right, fine. You have it. Listen, we've been here for an hour just talking it up. I think that. Have a lot of notes on you, because I you know, when, you know somebody to kind of see where it goes more so than follow notes than I'd much many notes to go by. I didn't run through some of your songs for second as he is. He pulled us up to put Mike on double duty. I love the stance on me song problem with every song. I think texted you that when it came out, and they'll say this is my favorite song, for sure. Let's do it alone in the closet, here is dance with me here. Failing. You obviously Kelsey there. This is my favorite song. I that's my that's my favorite song, you'll love it. Love it. Love love it. Here's young again. From Morgan Evans. Well, there's in the MAG. Hey, my picture looks I don't I, I guess, I didn't see yours in the magazine was yours that big and the actual magazine exactly this, of course, it will get bigger. They probably the better looking guys bigger a little bit smaller, and you're probably they probably put his height. So you'd probably get into taller. The page. A little bigger just the one page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let us put in the hours you mess up a lot. But you gotta make mistakes to get better. That's why I said, I believe it. How many points do you have him in south West Point? Do you ever do? You know, to have so many to I had like half million. Do you really? I just I, I don't know if I have often of cost to that, though, I just spent like eight thousand fly because my sister was going home. And I was like just use my points because I fly so much for work that I have all of them. I'm gonna pull mine up real quick. I've three hundred and fifty thousand you let me see. That's a good amount. That's a lot of flights. Yeah. He's not three hundred forty eight thousand let's see what I have after using here we go three hundred ninety five yet. It a lot. I am. I, I don't even know how much how much does like can you fly someone from New York to Nashville for eighty thousand points one? Right. I flew my sister went here in Boston to back with, like one day notice for forty five thousand points or something. Yeah. Okay, do we can just fly all over the world? Let's kill all the stops except breast polls on this here. Lesson. I it's good to have you here. It's good to see you. Thanks bye. We have to go now find a cool place, because the whole thing now is taking pictures and put them on fees. I can promote saying you have to go find a co artsy spot take a picture. Okay. So that's our our next mission. You have a beautiful house here. Thank you very much built. It. It's always weird. But someone's like, hey man, if you. When I when I have a girlfriend, they'd be like, man your girlfriend so hot. Like, what are you say? Thank I didn't build her. She that's her. I mean. I get that all the time he's saying that because you're surprised and I'm dating her or how your girlfriend so hot. Are you sh-? It's like people go, you have a nice house. And no, that's the normal thing to say thank you very much. But the part of me that feels anxious and self conscious goes, yeah. Did you not expect me to have a nice house, if you think I'm a loser? Do you secretly talk? Bad about do you hate me? Are you going to it's just broke down? That spiral you this neighborhood is beautiful too, though. This is kind of silly. This street makes me wanna go and move to the night like this. I like not to mention where you live. But I like where you live because everything's it's close. Everything's around we live in a condo. So and I used to live in a condo downtown, and I liked that walking around. But now it's like I got a little space, I I'm good. Do you feel like you're more relaxed to you? I don't get to come here enough. I'm not home enough. But yes when I do come do feel like feel pretty good about it. Good though, pretty good. All right. We're that's it. Are we done like Devier done does our sound system work? It is working. All right. Morgan Evans, it's been a pleasure, my friend. I thought you had done this show like three times already. Listen to it all the funny thing we actually talk. And we're I was like, hey, come up and I was talking to Mike last week. So I was like mortgage, never done the show. And he was like, no said, oh, I'm a hearty has many times we go. I'm gonna follow me on Instagram at wasn't. Is this your name Morgan Evans music, music? Yeah, that's me. Somebody got you on just Morgan Evans. Yeah. So they got me on just at Bobby bones, and I can't even get it back. You missed an hour on a mystery by bones. Yeah. Was missed for a while. But they got nice house on, I changed it to Mr.. So it's a whole thing. All right. That's elsia next number everybody. Tom Chelsea handler. And I'm launching a brand new podcast with iheartradio called life will be the death of me. And I'm gonna talk to all these different people, my BFF Mary McCormack. That's what we should call. My book tour the apology, or great idea. Sorry. Everyone on this whole podcast should be called. It should be called with the orange because of the orange theme of the book Archie. Glad I went to therapy. Life will be the death of me with Chelsea handler. Listen and subscribe at apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Ep. 277 - Our 30s Uncensored with Girls Gotta Eat Podcast

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Ep. 277 - Our 30s Uncensored with Girls Gotta Eat Podcast

"I think there were always sort of putting together like a whiteboard of people's behavior and like everything they do just goes on the board you know. And it's like your behaviors just noted and sometimes I put enough things on that board and I'm like you can't be in my life. I put together a profile. I've taken notes and like you can't be here anymore. But like other people the changing they evolving seven. You're listening to the almost thirty podcast. podcast hosted by Christopher Williams and Lindsay. Simsek almost thirty started as a conversation about the transition from our twenties or thirties but then we realized life life is full of transitions so be expanded our mission we are an intuition led wellness focused lifestyle podcast that promises to deliver authentic conversations nations diverse points of view an insights rooted in optimism growth and intention the almost thirty nation community is a group of purposeful dreamers who are smart passionate and always seeking the full potential in every aspect of their lives at almost thirty. were making magic together. We dream it and then we do it. Thanks so much for tuning into the almost thirty podcast. Here we go hello everyone hi. Welcome to the podcast in Australia would announce the down on that and it's been fun and I can't believe we're here. I know every day I'm like how did we get here but also heels just like California ask feels like I'm in California I know he is but if you live in California not so much live and it's the same. It's a mirror. It's a Mirror Mirror on the other side of the house. I bowl places except you drivers here do not what they do not want to be here. We've had some stories this week. Lovely lovely love role but just being so honest and vulnerable with us as people are really coaching them. You know just kind of bring in the Milan trying to make him quit like we make everyone else brain quit. It was actually her. Yeah it was a little. Bit of a little heartbreaking. Yeah it was like I don't want someone to be. I don't want someone to be unhappy and lonely in a place where I feel like. They can't leave. I know you know we say the situation. Yeah so there was someone that way. Our driver was from Iran Afghanistan Afghanistan Afghanistan and he was sent over to Australia when he was sixteen. Yes illegally on a boat. He was on the boat for twenty days and he was in a detainment for detention center tension center because he was illegal illegally sent here for two years and then he got out and now now he's ever since then trying to Find his way. He's Uber driver and he is really interested in chemistry and this whole time. He's been here working sending his family money so basically his family needs money all the time so he continues to send the money so it's almost like he was sent here to work for them yellow. Call him every every six months and be like. Hey your brother's getting married so we need five thousand dollars. Hey your mom needs this procedure. So we need ten thousand dollars and they kind of from our perspective like the way he was describing like they they see his life year and they're like you're rich in your lucky so like send us money. Yeah and he's he just kept saying like I feel like I'm in a prison. Oh I know like wake up every day work for sixteen using all of our L. A.. We're like you've got to create boundaries. Yeah manifest something different. I know I understand that. He's like living your truth in chemistry but nobody was really actually. It was entirely are breaking in no stuff that stuff so expanding to just understand that like this. That kind of stuff happens and there's so much of you know that those things that challenge people in that way so yeah. That was crazy. We've had crazy uber drivers trip. Apparently we were staying on a street street in In Melbourne that call girls hang on a then we of course are one. newburgh driver said that it was like the Devil Street. The we're like okay. He also said he wanted to leave his wife and kids behind and wanted to go back to Pakistan. Yeah so he has a lot of land. I am so we were like what we're so confused. But he's like don't fall in love got it got it check. Sounds good so that he's not a street for call. Girls Girls The lady at the hotel that helped us host our event that we were trash. I've never been judged so hard to my God so I actually forgot what it felt like to be noticing seeing of someone. Judging me so hard we'd a quick walk through of this vase and Grison I you know we're just regular gals we don't like to dress up a must must house guys all over the place from your trip. You usually too late. You had you not sleep feeling a little little out of sorts and I was like no. We've actually had a full twenty four hours. Just kinda chilling like oh I can understand. You could all over the place when you travel. That far literally hair was on the other side. I it looks like a pancake but whatever hey man. This is not a formal meeting. Hey Man we're walking through Speight you're working for us. We're GONNA space Iraq facial working for us so guys let me know. Do you think we should say Melbourne and Barnabite or should we say Melbourne Byron Bay in Kearns justed banks. It's lame that I only have an accent on specific words and nothing else every time. Is it like it here in Paris. And you're like Paradis Louis. Did the exact all right. Let's get up. An Uber to these Eiffel Tower was the croissant. Yeah I think every time we've said it people complimented us. Yeah like wow. You're saying it correct totally you know. Yeah they're like your fucking cool fucking talking cool last dirtbags. Yeah just being a little flirty girl in my underwear right now. So we're literally in our AIRBNB which we booked five seconds ago. Yeah just being describe it up a little cutie in my underwear cute as a fucking thirty something. Our feet stink. You'd anymore we don't we're we're unbathed. Yeah we're just like we're here but we're excited to have guys if you're new. I know welcome to the podcast to the podcast. Almost thirty we started when we were just going through a lot of stuff transitioning from our twenties to our thirties and we realized there was so much more than that. Everyone's gone through some transitioning through some things as we wanted to create a conversation community. That would hopefully support you through that and I think we're doing it. Yeah I think we're Dona. I always think we're doing after live shows you. We know so good to meet the women of our community. It was so beautiful last night to be in to be in Melbourne and Australia. And just bring together you know eighty or so women that didn't know each other some did some didn't some women came alone and I am so fucking down with the flow of our events. I'm I literally league could not be more excited about them. It's the perfect balance of like grounding community connection conversation laughing depth like everyone feels like they're a part of it. Everyone feels like they're connected after everyone is having fun but everyone is learning. It's like it's taken maybe a year and a half to get there. Everything's been good so far but now I feel like so proud of our flow and I feel like it's very unique so we're not telling me you have to buy tickets. Yeah well I I was wondering I was thinking to myself like kind of in the past when we've done events like years ago when we first started. I don't know if we were modeling after anyone when I don't think so but I think I tend to when I go to events. It's there's an imbalance of like either. It's too informal and maybe loosey-goosey and not enough enough ground. Ns and depth or. It's too too much depth and like overwhelm so like there really is an art to the balance. Hello at all and I tinky I I really. I'm proud of that to talk to. You know like I think people want to hear from people but also people want to feel like they're an active participant and not. Just sit there and listen to someone so I love that we have people conversation with one another and then us and it's like that just brings the energy gee to another level and just makes everything so much easier and it breaks like this yeah fourth were also like it's not just Christian. I like up there like now. It's time for our show just just like this is a conversation and we want we want to have that feel at the you know the the bigger live shows to where people just feel heard and seen and like it's a conversation sation throughout because yes fun to quote unquote perform. But that's not really the point Ed and I don't know I just I love the feeling of it because it takes the pressure off of us a little. Yeah yeah that's one hundred. That's the main thing. Even though some past we perform oh for sure I think our you know our little set. Oh are we about to plug a show. Yeah Dude you guys were so Paul. My last live show of the year is happening. December December. Seven th in Los Angeles at the dynasty typewriter. It's a Saturday show baby Saturday at seven thirty like it's going to be a blast last I I yeah the there's a special surprise. We have Shannon booty as our special guest and this conversation station is just gonNA be juicy juice usages sacks relationships pleasure dating all the things and what I love about Shan. Dan Is that like she she spends no time like bullshitting. There is just like this direct direct ride side straight to the truth and honest conversation which around these particular topics we have to have. We can't just be like all right. So Mu Single in the rim. She's like get into the like. What's your favorite pleasure point? And let's talk about it and why and how we get there. You're like when I thought we were talking last night with Rosie from our. Who was our guest here here in Melbourne about one of our favorite speakers that we've seen in Shannon is mine? You know she just bucket. She's magnetic dude. I can not take my eyes off of her. She's so oh beautiful but she's just like a baller like her style is amazing. She's very honest and authentic. You like Donald. She's going to say next. Confidence is off the charts. Competence is off the charts. She uses her body. She's just like she's the best and I love our chemistry together so our live show is gonna be off the hook. Go buy tickets at almost muscle podcast dot com slash tour. If we have some left bring your friends for a night out. It's going to be a fucking blast color alone. Our girls come alone a lot which is amazing. Yeah and I think the almost thirty allay group meeting before for like drinks or maybe even dinner so join that group. If you're in or around the area the ambassador Lauren Holly's ambassador for La Away. And I think she organizing that so. Yeah and if you're new to the community or almost thirty you're more than welcome. We would love to invite you in at a live show on the podcast. We've got girl's gotta eat. GotTa eat the homeys. The homeys our new. We live meeting pot pot. Girls Girls Deepak girls for life on girl. chloe are darling darling. Child Chloe Introduced us to G G A few months ago and and just been huge fans. I just love the way that they've grown and built girl's gotta eat and just really setting a great example for all female L.. podcasters out in their their live. Shows are insane. Their shows are hilarious. They just a great match together and even talking to them about the behind. The scenes of their business was just so interesting I am. I feel inspired by them. And also aligned to a lot of what they're doing as far as it relates to like being business oriented like being thoughtful about actually making money from S. or making it sustainable just was like I mean they're they're amazing there you guys. They're so kind cool so and so funny and they hustle way up. They just laid bare hustle. Yeah it was like I loved their energy and so in this conversation we talk about a lot. We talk a lot about dating. So they are based based in New York and so they have a plethora of funny dating stories and kind of what they're going through in real time they don't hold back on sharing like what's happening with with them. You know which I like. I like that. There's no shame around with their through and if there is they say it they're like yeah. I'm kind of feeling that. Shame around around this. So yeah there are new friends and If you are I would check out their tour schedule. Girl's gotTA EAT DOT COM. They're traveling all all around in their shows are so much fun so if you can make it to their shows yep there's one in La I think chloe's going to and I think yeah I think what is Ah February sixteenth. And I think our team was going to get tickets. Oh yeah so. We're GONNA go as they could team. So Ellie ladies come chill girl's gotta eat on the sixteenth eighteenth. Come to the l a live show. I will chill. We'll have so much fun and then we will be at all of the girls got each shows the next year. Yeah so thanks to Ashley and Rena we love you. Thanks for joining us and they to thanks to all of you for just supporting us. We can't wait to see you at our remaining shows. La Lives December seventh and the the Miami on December twelve in the new year. We're going to continue touring stay tuned for that and follow us on Instagram at almost thirty podcast we have an instagram. I'm for almost thirty nation at almost thirty nation. And if you're looking to start a podcast if it's really something that you are called to do we've got you you. We are relaunching. Your guest pro in January twenty twenty and worse so damn proud of it so beautiful Tommy on our team has done such a great job. If you're looking to launch grow or monetize your podcast your podcast. Pro is the resource so January fifth that Shit Shit will be out buyer. 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Friends are such big fans they reference you guys all the time and we've been listeners ever since and we are in this industry so we see what you're doing and we're really admire because we know how much work it is and we know how hard it is to differentiate yourself in the space and to like really be smart about the business that you're building rather it and like just being talent like we were talking about before with your managers so I would love to hear about the story of how you guys started like what what made you guys do. A podcast Sky sky is doing and I was telling you before we started recording that I sent your website tar manager starting to spend podcast called almost forty. Gordy we support all of you. So it's GonNa be twenty. Sorry girls almost twenty five crazy. We met actually two years ago tomorrow so I think some people think there were like longtime friends and we're not which I love because I feel like a lot of stories as we share between each other like new fresh stories which I think is fine like a lot of times. I'll be saying something. It's the first time she's heard it as well even though she's like my best friend now but we met two years ago on like an influence Windsor trip for people with big influences followings on instagram in Rubai at a beachside toes in the sand dinner seated across from each other earned. We just got John Trip. We stayed up the whole first night. We were together talked about guys relationships. We crashed a wedding at the hotel that we were at while. And we've we've been friends ever since the story of how the has started is actually ashtrays idea so I can. I always say you tell stories on the Bachelor Lake when they're like we met at the top of New Zealand with like a helicopter daily. You guys take the Friendship GonNa last past past the fantasy and talked to are still here that night. Nokia okay. I'm getting so we got back from the. I think we got back in the Strip and we were like. Are we going to actually be friends in real life and we hung out a few times and I had wanted to start podcast for now. This is October the October two thousand seventeen. You're following along in the story and I mean I've been wanting to start pack for six seven months at this point. I don't like Teheran about I with a friend of mine like I had this guy wanted to do a with and then he just vitus gotta feeling he wasn't it like I want to start a career with somebody and I want to. I picture pictured like the tours and the whole life had me. It wasn't like a hobby so it was like I wanted to find somebody out to do this with that. I really want to spend a lot of time with that. I like and a woman like I just feel like at this this time period I want to work with another like powerful woman. I respect so rain and I just were always texting about guys dating and crazy stories and I thought she was super funny Johnny and quick and had the same type of life as me in terms of having flexibility and the doing instagram thing and she had a following so she could bring that to the table to thank God. You had that following honey. Bee hiring the I just I just asked her when considering how job and I was like I can feel that. It's the thing it's my next move because I had a background in like I was doing standup had done a bunch of radio and TV. Step back when I lived in Atlanta and I was doing all these things and I just felt like that was the next big thing and I just textured. Would you ever WanNa start a podcast. And she said yes immediately and I asked. Are you cool with being open about your sex life and your dating life and she was like have have we met like yeah. What Ha- because some people are like weird about not that she had a job or anything but parents are family members their ex-boyfriends or whatever like some people want to think that they are going to be open and they really aren't? And so I think that in all honesty that was I fear I guess of working with somebody that I didn't know that well like. Are they going to not be that open. Are they going to clam up and be like Oh. I don't want to say these things because it will. I don't like the image. I don't you know what it is. But we were just like brutally honest about our lives and our past and our president from the start. So yeah and I don't know about you but I it definitely took me a second to think through that like the house is GonNa Affect my parents house friends. It was like a thirty second thought. I told my parents it was happening. They don't my mom doesn't listen. My Dad hasn't listened to the show ex-boyfriends friends. I've certainly made mistakes. I've talked about people's lives on the show and I've I've regretted that a lot early on I had a situation Jewish like that and I'm glad it happened early and that's never happened again but we are both so brutally honest. Is this what people like about. Our show is that they're like oh they're not gross antic. They're just talking about the mistakes they've made you know and that's why people hopefully like us. Yeah I mean I spot on people feel like they're just talking to their girlfriends and then they feel the the permission to kind of share too but have you ever had a moment besides the one like in the beginning but even now like in real time like when you're dating and you're sharing on the show I we know like there's a disclaimer in your bio words. Like if you're if I'm dating you you're probably going to be talked about on the show. Do you ever like update. Yeah acid rain is like fuck those really long ago we know anyone. We didn't even know. Because I love the boldness of that and I feel like if that's real you then like the guy who you're going to date is going to be like. Yeah I'm down. Whatever me with a grain of salt so you know it's every relationship relationship is different and every person that I meet is going to be a little more private or a little less private and I mean at the end of the day? Yes I'M GONNA have to discuss it at some point. If there's something going on I think Ashley Ashley and I have a lot of discussions about you know when you introduce somebody went is important to introduce something. I'm her and I both dated people all summer and it was sort of like. When do we introduce those people to the audience ends? I've been on dates with other people. I've talked those in our show. This guy who I really was so crazy about I was out with him and he said dating. Somebody like you as my as public as you is. Worst nightmare call well and I went outside. It was crying. I was like standing on the street and the middle one or like just like sobbing and it was like so upsetting for bits. Person Actually always says that's just what's going to happen like we're GonNa talk about you. Yeah I mean I think what I'm really open about a guy like it's I don't don't like care about him so so much like the. We opened the podcast first few weeks I was hooking up with this guy that was a lot younger are in the sex was great and I had a lot of content from that but I knew I wasn't going to seriously the guy so I actually think if he did listen he probably wouldn't loved it. I was just being like very open about literally everything everything and I I hate I feel like such addict but I of course in ever said his name no defining characteristics. No one could ever figure out who this guy was. The only person that would know would be him. If you listened but I I just didn't care I recently. We told like the full story of how I kind of ended things this guy. Because I don't care I don't. I'm not going to date him again. So the duration of the podcasts. I haven't really met somebody that I was like. I see a real future with as many as depressing as that sounds. I mean I'm not upset about it but so it might feel feel little different but I would never has never say Never Justin Bieber but like I don't know that I could really be with somebody like you cannot talk about me in the podcast because a that's my career but we're probably not the right type of people because aside from the podcast in my standup and all that kind of stuff like I- family's not really private like we kinda. I share things like my friends. If you're the super-duper private person we just probably won't work on another level aside from like the the job stuff so we're not crazy reckless people either so i. I don't think there's anybody friends XS avars family. I feel like we put anybody on blast. Like all of my ex's listen to our show and they all feel like they've been not only given a fair shake but like nobody. Nobody would ever know who they are. So we're not out here being like heartless crazy people you know. We do our best to hold it a little tighter to the chest when need bay. Yeah UH yeah. We had a situation with family with family where I was talking about family. My mom never listened decided to listen because all the girls in our facebook group. We're talking about it. They were like saying stuff stuff and then she lessons so I had like a pretty rough go at that but overly yeah it was like oh my mom just got married. I'll just whatever I'm just got married to a guy named Phil and he's like a Dirtyjohn. He's creepy as creepy was to like be up with the situation. She ended up paying. Whatever I wish he upset yeah hard to sort of recently with Raina? We joke about her mom and rain out like we were talking about recognizing your family in heaven like kind of deep with a guy we had on this week and it was like I was a grain is gonNa big-league her mom and heaven. She's just going to see her mom and go over to my family and like I don't think your mom I would like to hear that I mean there's you have to see what is my story. And what am I allowed to say and what you know. What's going to embarrass hurt? Another person and I talked to my parents a couple of weeks ago. They were married other people before and I don't think they're really in love with each other. When they got married they met at a time? They're like okay. Everybody else is getting married. Let's have kids and my aunt called it was like I don't know if your parents would love that and I was like but that's my a story to tell you know that that is how I feel about them and I say to their face and there was married other people now. They're not married to another person for twenty five year. Yeah like spy yeah it is Kinda I just don't want them to. I'm like why is anyone close to me. Listen you know like I want no one billion no to listen because then it's like you're safe you're protected like if your family lessons is just a little riskier when you guys are dating. Do you feel like you tell people right aware. What's your process for letting people know that you do the show? Oh and do they recognize that. Are they like fuck like what's that like. I don't open at all. I took my last name off my hinge. Just don't how do you do that. Just show you like I do it. I just removed last name. They they do it before you literally. I don't know how to do it together. It'll be Cathartic I'd Never WanNa picture of me on this stage with a mic like I. I'm not I'm not gonNA ever lie and I'm really not going to withhold information. I just don't want to open with that. I don't want people looking me up and listening to my Lugosi me. You're listening to podcast before we go on a first date. That's fucking crazy like it. Pretty much would come up on a first date if the day's going well if we're hanging out longer than one drink like I don't lie about what I do. I'm proud of it so I can only beat around the Bush so long like if I'm having conversations with with guys on APPs or even in the wild I I am really more low key but I just said not a liar and there comes a point where I'm like I feel like I'm lying by beating around the Bush so sometimes I'll say I work in comedy I don't even like say no Massena comedian. Because then people get weird and then they just are like two or like fucking stupid and they're like I've heard have you can youtube your clips. It's like Oh my God I'm never block you know. I just saw that cost of US actually needs to be. That's interesting I. I was thinking because I've just started using APPs again the thing that's sort of like worries me a little bit. I've never really dealt with. This is like you go on a date with a guy like our. Our major listenership is in New York City. That's I mean it's the biggest city in the United States. anyways it's going to be our largest listenership. We want to do it with a guy. He goes back to his work. He tells a CO worker. All of them. Listen and then it's like you're on a date with a girl and I don't know I have to say things that I'm not always super proud of I don't know so that's like a newer thing for me or I'm just like well. What if they know a bunch of people listen to the show? I want people talking about me. I mean I'm not I'm not beyond say like nobody cares that much about me but it's a threshold. I'm going to have to think. Think about at some point you know that was was interesting. I think it's like even about the guy at the people like his co workers like there was a guy ran at the guy. She was dating over the summer. Like his co workers were our fans once they start to realize who he wasn't it like the fans you know the girls listen so it's like God the sucks for him because now they're like listening and they like no like how he is in bed. You know what I just said. Nice things actually have been. I probably helped him get one hundred bouts of the live shows. We say I said twice in. We did an episode about breaking up with him. That was called. You're not the one. Oh yeah there's girl said that that one was really good. It's my favorite episode last night. When I went to sleep I just the episodes were alone are always my favorite and I just think that like I love sharing stuff at better lives and mistakes we've made in the thought process and here's how we can help other people and I think we I mean we've got hundreds of messages from girls that were just like thank you for giving me insider validating how I feel and it's hard for me to walk away from this and I feel empowered to do so and that's like the greatest so cheesy? It's like the greatest gift you can ever give another person you just make them feel hurt invalidate inspire. A Shit shit tend to break Australia's being coy. We live in a good way. We're not out here telling people to break up with their happy healthy relationship their boyfriend but like take a ton you like like every day. It's like I listen to this and I knew I had to break up. This guy broke up with him. We're just GONNA break up. Yeah you know what I mean because you inspired breath there's also inspiring break up which huge in a great relationship you are not aspire to break up beside podcast. So you're asking if you break up with me show. You should literally right and so I didn't are you. What's your shoes? I'm single you are saying I'm saying dating. We're changing her in profile for. Yeah Okay so the the guy that I went under it with the other week week sent me something that because I like I looked. I knew to Lincoln and I didn't know it's not a dating again be. I didn't know that if you look get their profile victims. Oh my God you're stalking. Oh yes absolutely linked in twenty minutes later option and I were at a restaurant you. He texted me or stalking my linked. Then you've got your friend to do it. I have a friend that just is a that is a recruiter so if I really want to go if I really want. I'll just have her look because she gets it recruiter. What you're doing how much you're making like? That's not next to glass door idea. He was like you're stalking me. I'm like of course I of course check story on this date. Who are you? That's number one. Talent is doc and everything which is so funny. Because it's it's like thinking about like for you it's like you know I don't want them listening mandate and I'd be the same ability to listen to me but if I was them and I knew they had a podcast. I'd be like all like before the date. I think the day before. Just like listening to everything that they put out well. It's funny that you said that because I was dating this guy this summer and I liked him and he has has a podcast and he was like you should listen to it. Did Not want to listen to it. It's really bad but also just I literally wrote back to him and I was like I like you. But what if I don't like your podcast I didn't WanNa get turned off by this bad hot. CAST that sounds so like snobby to say. But there's a Lotta Shitty I mean these his Dakota's drink and they just ramble like I just want to keep you on this pedestal of liking. You and not hear your your Shitty podcasts. I mean she also downplaying this I mean they just get like blackout drunk and ramble about nonsense. So it's not like what you're saying are funny. You're not learning anything good about them. Listen to a couple of episodes and I was like why am I doing. This was a gem otherwise probably not as bad as we are making out to be. I just spoke. I just know he is. I think it's kind of thing we girls ask us. Sometimes and I'm sure you guys have thoughts on this And we've experienced this ourselves like I like the a person and I hate their social media persona. I have girlfriends that I love and they are Douche bags on social media. And I'm like I feel like sometimes I'm like how are we. France sounds like you post crazy inspirational quotes. And you do all these things that I make enough but I love you in real life. I not do any. It's like I'm cooler than what I keep doing it. We've filtering it and like going to ferris wheels in the worst worst stuffing Brent. Pictures basic pictures. I'm talking it's more caption. I know it's just a caption We all do the basic and basically it's just the sometimes I look at my feet. I'm like I don't feel like I'm nykvist this but I'm doing it and I'm in it you know. My captions are fine. Did you read in your article recently and the New Yorker article about letting me more someone told me about it Havi. I forgot forgot her last name but she was profiled in your magazine about how like. She looks at her instagram profile. Based and she's like I don't know who this is like I don't know who the WHO created and then New York Mac or near the New Yorker picked it adopt brought this whole thing about like the getting real. You know to act like you're so authentic now is like a cool thing. Yeah but it's like authentic because he's manufacturer and and it's just it's hard I know but a lot of people I think. Look at their social media personas no like this. May I think everybody that I know you live in. La Yeah really is like even like people that of huge beautiful whatever. I'm like even that right beautiful captions or funny captions. Whatever it is? They're like You know it's I just feel like I change every day like I'm different mood I'm different. And whatever and so to look at my instagram like a weekly before I'm like Oh who was that. Who was your girlfriend? I was only a girlfriend and I was pre. Yeah I was only. I was young no on Friday. She was so young. Rit He you wake up with like a tupperware patterns starving they never have sex again. Monogram luggage Boehner honor for that But yeah but the thing about instagram is like I think before I didn't really let myself evolve on it and now I do like now. I'm like Oh that's fine if I was posting posting pictures of like bottles at clubs three years ago and now I'm like you know what I mean. More defined defined received a facebook status will pop up from like two thousand eight. The and you're like I'm gonNA kill myself stuff the crypt staff. You're posting for the boy you like before in third person to remember those day us us. I don't know if you guys give me an example like it. Would there was a point. I'm really not household you. Yeah it was like a third I would say like Ashley is you would write like tired of course worse. Yeah you'd be like excited thinking about you right. I would do that Shit and then just shut down my way for like twelve hours. So that like the dude that I liked was like fuck. What is she talking like the old school you know nowadays with the teenyboppers the teen instagram celebrities? They make them put like thinking about you and it's really about no one. They want every single little girl and instrument thinking about them. Yeah before it was cool. Yeah I was a piece of shit before it was cool. Yeah Yeah we it's the third stop. I mean it just at the end of the day is that they're shopping. Talk about different has jobs all the time. There's obviously the standard sexy thirst trap. But then there's that type of trap and then there's sympathy strat. DOC which is a cryptic message of like going through a hard time and like no explanation. I cannot terrible weekend terrible reason to go out to La away but it turned out. Alright it is crazy that people do that embassy third strap. I can't let you know they wanna be asked what happened. Oh my God it's just. Yeah Oh oh yes. Social media is an an the evolution of going from like away message like Hey I am having her. Name's like always talking everyone to facebook and now to Instagram instagram. Do you guys like have trouble. Curing your suffer you just like this is me fuck it well today. Something interesting happens so I changed my instagram handle today. So I was. I was a food blogger for years and years and so my only instagram was one hungry. Ju What it was called and I was doing that furred ages for years and the timing of my money is through photography and all these brand deals and whatever like a lot the people I'm but about a year ago. I stopped doing any kind of food. Photography 'cause I was just like the podcast full-time we're traveling. That's my fulltime thing so I just stopped posting food photos which I did a post about it. I was like all right guys. I'm not going to do this anymore. Whatever I didn't lose any followers today I changed my instagram handle rain Greenberg and I wrote like you know? I'll miss one Hungary Ju- Mr. She was great thousands of followers tournament. Last two thousand dollars since this morning. You'd even tell me this. Sorry we're having moment talking about all these people just followed me. It's like they just realized it's not a food account anymore a year later my dad is that is very bizarre because on January first of two thousand eighteen rain did a full close of like this basically. It's not food anymore and you didn't lose follow up. That's why my ex-boyfriend tax this morning was and I was like you're stupid. You never think that I would think you change the names you mentioned you haven't done food the food photos. Let's see I now so interested me back honey. Sometimes it's like I don't doesn't matter yours. I mean whatever yeah. I'm sorry we talked about this at a time. I'm I'm so proud of what we've built and so if I lose ten thousand who gives a shit. I still have what we've build care. Yeah does anyone else feel like they need to be taken care of themselves a little bit better around there period. Trust me no I hear you out there. Okay so around my period. 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There was a point where I was making a ton of money in boggy and I was doing really well and like literally my ad network shut down one day. It was a billion dollar company two years prior you know it was just like a crazy thing and luckily at already started this big instagram account. I'd rose being basic was my big account. That's almost a million followers and where I've worked on that before we start the podcast and I mean all I'd always been doing other stuff I mean I've been doing Santa for six years and but like those are the the cornerstones of what I was doing it. It was like blogging instagram. PODCAST which I just think people should always think like that. I think they should always think of like what's next. And because it just doesn't last forever and you see people get wrapped up in like finstrom influencing thing and I'm just like you gotTa know that you're not gonNA get brand deals from sugar bear hair vitamins forever right like you. You GotTa know you and like I think we've seen we love kaylynn bristow as an example of someone that came right off the bachelor in that world could have just turned into like adjusted instagram person. Person and she told US her story. Actually she this great friend Works africa-new she works for me. Good Iran some. She works with the big time celebrities. And it was just like you cannot do this. We're going to start your podcast. We're going to get you brand. Get get build you a brand and You know she's been great and you know we saw we we. We don't love the fads you as a person but we admire what he's done with the alcohol and Bertrand. We want to develop product lines of some sorts time like I think there was a great article that he wrote a couple couple years back. It was about him or he wrote it of like. You've got to do something else. It whatever it is so I think it constantly be evolving. Can't be resistant to it. Like people want to complain about the Algorithm and Instagram. It's like I don't know you're mine hasn't changed for me. Maybe you're content socks like that's a real like brutal thing to say but with Brisbane basic. I noticed that the pictures were not doing well because they used to be an account of just pictures and funny captions and I was like the the the count is losing followers everyday. The pictures are not doing. Well they have to be memes. People want memes. That's all they want. They want a package joke. They're more sharable so now it's the same thing but they're memes and the count like rose immediately. It was in the rat every day it was just it was losing followers. No one was liking Tina and I just kind of pivoted. 'cause I knew what people wanted so you can stay. You can stay and doing what you're doing and be pissed about algorithms and be resistant to change range. But you're not gonna get anywhere with that. I think that's one of the reasons why like I'm so proud of what we do is like when we started the podcast year and a half ago there was about five hundred thousand active. PODCASTS asks on Itunes and now today there's eight hundred thousand and so it's becoming this crazy saturated market and so every single day literally were like. How do we make this better? How do we improve this? Every every day we walk we Don Almost Fifty Live shows fiftieth. We'll be in a couple of weeks. We Walk Stage. Where like this worked? This didn't work. Let's change this. Let's add this like we're always always trying to moving forward. And I think that like yes get saturated and stale and you've got to keep moving it forward you know and so like when we got off stage I hated this. We're not doing this anymore like we don't take it personal Ersanov. Just gotTa go. Yeah for sure. And what about your partnership like has it been super easy collaborative from the get-go or have there been little hiccups. And how do you just just like maintain the relationship because you know you are. You do have a friendship as well as business partners experienced the same thing but I mean it's not it's not easy working the the same person all day every day traveling so much whatever I think at the end of the day like we really love and respect each other and so like we know that like if we disagree it is for the benefit of the podcast asked like and the business. And if she doesn't she does something I don't like or vice versa. We are pretty vocal with each other. Even if it means. We're GONNA have an argument about it. I don't know I mean you can give your own experience with that but like I feel really proud about our our business partnership because I think we both work really hard and we complement each other really well like she's really good at stuff and I'm not good at and vice versa. And I think we're the exact same impersonate when bad you know but I think we luckily had the same goals for further brand and for the podcast. Because if we didn't I don't like it just wouldn't work 'cause we disagree and like very minor stuff like really dumb. Stop like a whole big picture. We don't disagree at all and I mean and in all honesty with we did. It just wouldn't work like if if I felt like this thing that you know I wanted to start and you just had a totally different vision for it. I'd be like we should probably par ways. How are we GONNA do this? This isn't like a you know we always say that. What if like I was rain is dream and goal was like like have a reality show on Bravo? It'd be like Never GonNa work. You know like we just don't want the same thing right or if like we talked about it a lot like we we started live shows exactly one year ago like what if I couldn't walk on a state like what if I just refused to do because actually has tons of experience doing performing onstage. I have never done it my whole life so I mean what if I had just said Ed now like a lot of people have you know I mean yeah so I think we just have by the grace of God or whatever you believe in I just we know that well and it worked out like I just don't if someone came to me and they really you guys have it you'd work so well together and me and and my partner just have totally different visions for this business. I wouldn't be able to offer any advice. You know I could like only to a certain extent but my advice might be like you might break up like any relationship so yeah that's us do like people will ask about that. It is I feel like ours is a lot luck. It's a lot of us working at it and being really open and having the same vision like you guys but it also is really lucky of what. She's got what I'm not so. How'd you guys separate your responsibilities like what are you guys? Do for that urgently urgently. There's been sort of like a natural division actually like such a perfectionist. I'm not like she catches a Lotta actually had it's the show like I don't think that would be that good at it and I don't know I just think that like like there's certain things we're both we divide and conquer a lot. We both have just like a running giant to do list like with all the people that work with us in for us. You'll hear from one of us at some point and I think we're also so really good at having conversations offline just the two of us before we present a united front to somebody else and I liked that a lot. We're not arguing in front of other people. which which I really like it really? It's like it's been I've always. I've been the person my whole life. That like does the most work in the group project. You know what I mean like. I've done that's always me. I'm just GONNA knock not knock it in a it's always if people are talking I have to pick up the slack and so my I think my biggest fear always going into business with anybody is. They're just going to be a slacker and they're just is going to know that I'm GonNa do it so they're just going to not do the work and so that has been such a blessing. I mean I kinda I'm not GonNa say I'm not going to say I mean I started kind of start another kind of thing a couple of years back with a guy friend of mine and soon realize like oh he's just not going to work and he's gray. We're still friends but I you know you realize that soon enough and so I am like Super Taipei kind of more controlling the Raina. I'm super perfectionist. And I think in some instances Rano just defer to me. She doesn't care as much because she's not as like a control freak but she also just like works really hard I i. I don't know I just I. That's another thing if someone asked me like my business partners Garner's fucking lazy piece of Shit. I'd be like finding a business partner. I don't know what to tell you so I mean it's it's a hell. If pretty organically rain will go through and clearer hundreds of dams and. That's just like one of her job. Responsibility told her to do that. She never just like. There's other things I do again at. Its show every week I spent hours on it. You know it's just I do the more technical stuff there's things that we just have fallen into naturally and it's it's been great. I'm sure you guys felt like similarly. Yeah and there's been of course I don't. We don't argue and there's definitely times it's like she feels overwhelmed and she's like I need help. You're not doing as much and I don't if she tells me that like I'm not I don't feel like this is a person who's lazy. It's yelling at me. There's only been times. They had food poisoning before our big show last year actually had to pick up the slack on two of the biggest shows we've ever done. It couldn't do anything. I was moving in February. I my life was a nightmare. I just had to get approval from the CONDO board and all this shit like I was a disaster. We'd all these shows and there's definitely times where like one of steps in and we're not mad at the the other person for it long term and I think girls are so good intuitively at like picking up on those things and being an authentic and sympathetic back in those situations and knowing that the other needs support and you know it's just I think female partnerships are really interesting in that way it's so true like the amount of times that Raina said to to me or we said to each other like you have the single on just all do stuff like I moved recently to It was just you know my wasn't as stressful AS Roma's but she was just like an air moving. Like I'm GonNa take care of this like I'm going to one hundred percent of the things that need done today. You know it's not a fifty fifty thing and not as I very heavily a woman thing you mentioned before the You GotTa Tarot Reading. Forget what it was. But I'd love to talk about like the the role that spirituality plays in all of this like whether some of its experimental or trend based or something that you've been doing for a long time and you still do it Obviously we're in La we take part and really believe and it's been kind of like a cornerstone not only almost thirty. But just like in the way we are rooms humans navigating this able to like metabolize the bigness of what's happening. Yeah so look no more that experience for me I can speak her Religious spiritual background. Neither of US are identify as religious anymore. She changed her name on your people no longer. He Day calendar and they were all two thousand instead of all all the news. I didn't know that happening. I emailed my friend Instagram. And when you least expect very funny that that people were like no forget it we thought start proud you left us made a statement anyways you could take this because it's an interesting story. Well Yeah I mean. As far as religion super trolley goes by going to church Methodist Christian. My parents were never like super hardcore. They're super liberal and awesome and open now. They are UNITARIAN so they kinda. I just realized like Religions Bullshit. You know it's shouldn't be this exclusive and the WHO knows what's real and so. They kind of helped start this unitarian universalism church in their community. And they're just really big on it and I love this update. Do they just had like a blessing of the animals ceremony and they do all this really cool stuff and it's just more just about being a community and knowing there's a higher power but no one really knowing what it is. They actually rent space out of a Jewish synagogue like there's just whatever religion I'm not going to get into but as far as spirituality I I think I just live my life like this whole Karma for lack of a better word like I just be a good person like whatever you do is going to come back to you like every single time I do. I think he's like even a little bit bad. I'm like well that'll come back somehow and I think and vice versa. When you do something good like I just think you can't get away with being a shitty selfish person and like it just comes back to you not but I'm not I don't pick it up and I'm like fuck I li- like it's this whole thing like I remember? I like kind of ended this thing with this guy in Miami and I left and I felt like an asshole because I kind kinda left on just lied to get out comfortable situation and I was like I never lie hate this but I just need to get out of this situation. Because I didn't I didn't want her this whatever it's long story and then I love. I love my phone charger. There and I'm like that was the car. One hundred I completely. But the Tarot reading was a friend of mine She without her on the podcast. She's a great friend the mine and like life coach all around she is a medium she can talk to dead people she just hero. She's killing she's writing a book. Her name is Kelly night her shop in Atlanta and her whole brand is called modern mystics. There's modernistic Tara there's a modernistic shop. She isn't reading much anymore. 'cause she just didn't forever and she tapped out and she does all this other stuff but to me. Tarot I think is just leads as you into knowing what you really want and also I just think she is like psychic and knows everything so when we did this Tarot reading. I like to share this because we put out we did. We did relationship and stuff too. That was spot fucking on. I was in a really dark place with my axe and everything she said was so spot on. It was like wild and she was like this is how he feels about you but this is how he feels about this other person. I mean whatever what it worked out how it worked out. He was not meant to be with them anyway but we put out put a hug. It worked out work. He's talking he's in the personnel worked great and our killing it. So the She every single thing in my career on Mike on a card because I had a bunch of stuff going on I had the Bozeman basic stuff. I had my stand up by at emerge store. I had this idea for podcast idea for a book. We just laid it out and she was went through it and everything was right. It was crazy she was like the door is GonNa fall by the wayside. She was like you're GonNa perform and you're going to be torn but it's not gonNa be total straight standup which is wild. And then she was like the podcast is the thing I can feel it. I know it for sure. I know that you know it. And she's like and this was in June not arena for spyware months. You know so or four months so she was like. That's the thing I see you tour and I see you on stage. I see you doing all these things but again it's not with your just stand up there and telling jokes alone. I know that's not what you want. Anyway and she was like Rosalyn Basic. You'll have you'll make money from it. Someone will probably eventually take over like it was just the most. I still have a recording of it. It was wild and I think she's a special person. I think she literally is psychic and can know these things but I think in general Tarot and ran and nightclub the club. Tarot for the reason of that it helps you figure out what you can do. And Tarot readers can kind of guide you more than like a therapist because therapists can be such bullshit and they can't tell you what to do and you can be sitting there telling them about the most toxic relationship your life and they can't tell you to break it off like it's just a you know legally or whatever But that to me I think all that stuff I believe in the universe and what you put out there comes back in and the secret and all that kind of stuff and just being like a good person not because you think you're going to go to hell so those very long winded. I'm very sorry but I. I agree a blessing. I Love Kelly. Her friend Kelly and I think that Tarot one we did. She approaches Tarot. That I like. A lot is that she says you don't have to believe this. Take it with a grain of salt. You know if this helps to guide you in a certain way or peace or calmness at a certain aspect of your life in grade and if not then listen and we'll talk and you don't take anything I said for face value but I really enjoyed speaking to our friend Kelly Lot and I've done Tarot readings mixed feelings about it. I'm I'm not. I'm not religious at all but her and I also feel very much like we really want. I support other people in. Pay It forward so we really go out of our way to make sure like anybody who comes on the show we promote their comedy shows their podcasts. We their live shows and we're always trying to put that on our instagram stories and like share the wealth with others. And that's that's something I really took from Nikki. Glaser you guys are doing her shower. She's been your show tomorrow. I'm and when she came on our show I didn't know her at the time and she liked promoted the shadow the bus was. These girls were brilliant and amazing and I was like Oh my God. This is such a famous successful person that wants to support others and she did. She doesn't feel like it makes her less famous and successful to rise other people like they say like a high tide raises all both all ships ought never heard that I heard it on my cheque right and lower back and especially because a lot of people on our show are comedians. We really go out of our way to promote their albums. Their live it shows their podcast. And I think that that's very important thing to do. Just for other people so I feel like you know. I checked the Karma box when I do that. And it's just nice to support others you now because as I think comedy yeah back around us personally you get anywhere or not doing. I mean I guess I don't know why I just think that people that support others are GonNa always have more success. I'm I'm sure you could find case studies the people that have just been total decks and Nar famous now but I think they lack cry themselves to sleep every night. I don't think they're happening now. You can't really get away with it like you. You have to support one another and really genuine way or you're gonNA get found out you know like in our industry because social media you know what I mean. Everyone Ronald be like Yo. They're Kinda Shitty to work with really cool out. We read this thing the other day. We're actually interviewing right after this. His name is Andrew Schultz. He's a comedian that we live. Oh yeah he's been on a lot of shows like he's great. He did INSTAGRAM Post. And it's sad like arm does not just be surrounded by people that helped you get there and I really like. I feel very moved by that that sentiment and I think actually the greatest thing about our podcast other than what we've done for other people as this has strengthened my relationship with my parents my brother and my sister in law my whole family all my friends. It's been a beautiful way to like reconnect with people around the country. That maybe Ashton I lost touch with. We have reconnected with family members. We haven't seen in years friends from College College High School and it's been such a gift for me to be able to share that with other people and so it should never be lonely. Always be paying it forward including people and stuff yeah. I think that's really important. How has helped you with that? They're not listening so people that listen but also laying all over the country. So we're in Portland and I saw like a girlfriend. I hadn't seen in five or six years. Select went to law school there and stayed there so I just I. There were no reason for me to go to Portland straight-set but I wouldn't have gone there for no reason. So we've reconnected with a lot of people which has been really yeah. Colorado friends like just awesome is your family gets together to come out and support you saw. We just did a show in Rina's hometown Pittsburgh and like all our friends and family came like like wiles. Would they all be getting together. That has to do with the holidays or something like that. So I'm just like that are you is what are what's your spirituality. Stagno your religious I can. I grew up in the Midwest I grew up in Ohio and everyone was very Cincinnati. We Love H how was it. We went to Columbus and Cleveland Cleveland. Bovine wasn't a great shirt. Wear it all the time Lata. Oh you're really flexing in the Pittsburgh dream. Oh Hi oh shirt on the steelers. Schiller's baby I didn't want to say it but you know So I grew up in a very catholic but now just like spiritual and she's the same you know in La. That's kind of like your spiritual. Yeah but it has played like a really impactful role and in my life and my relationship with you too and it's been really beautiful to see hit now today. You know in our podcast in the growth of our community and everything like that. I want to talk about your if you do boundaries with social media and stuff and like how you guys manage manage take feedback boundaries. Do you mean like with like I guess with like sounds good. Yeah well responding to people like with the with long messages like people. Let's say stuff. Do you like what are you. Guys what is your defense which one of us you're on the air really. It depends on her and I have different feelings about it. I think that we react similarly But if somebody puts US on blast and they rights Shittier Horrib- On instagram feed post. And like it's open season on you like you can't like furry legal private dam or a private email. I don't don't necessarily always respond but I don't hate it as much if somebody says like. Hey I'm a fan of the show and I love you. Girls despite bothered me or upset me. I don't necessarily have to respond to all those 'cause like one sentence I say out of eighty five episodes shouldn't offend you. That molly grow up bright comedy. I cannot if people are self centered. They think it's all about them. I was triggered by this one thing because of my own life. Shut the fuck up. Have you ever watched a comedy special or no comedy show. What what is your life? I was offended. It's a it's literally you went to the comedy section of the podcast. And you chose this right. What what are you doing? Why did you get away with more than girls? Don't ain't gonNA start it. You talk about this all the time about like the old on today get started this the stuff and get away with that women could never stuff that he says. It's like it makes me. I'm like it's wild. Yeah we like we have a lot of guys on our KRISTA Stephanos and other comedian comedian and they can get away with time. If I said that I would be I would be like on my agent would drop me my manager. Everybody like so whatever. It's five percent of people that are yelling allowed us. It's not the majority we did this thing. Where where this joke on our podcast about miscarriages? It wasn't it was joey. Great comedian on he was joking around with Raina and it was not we got some. DM's about it. And then the next week I just felt the need to do A. PSA Yes they like. Hey guys we don't think miscarriages are funny or anything but we make jokes because this is comedy and like whatever. The overwhelming response was. Thank you for saying that people are too offended but of course we got a couple of dams but it's it's not the majority and I think it's just the people that are that are that have time on their hands and I think also people don't understand comedy I didn't. I wasn't going to comedy shows in my early twenties. And so I think if you grew up in this more woke generation and you just don't really understand. I think you might be more easily offended. You don't under this sounds so I hate to sound condescending but you actually don't understand that these are jokes folks I guess. Yeah that's something we want to talk with Andrew shells about today because he's like the king of like fuck. This cancelled culture. You know this is ruining comedy like this is just comedy which to make it clear also also everything we say we're just talking about ourselves actually doesn't want to have kids that ashes telling other people do not have kids she sang. This is my life and my choice and my body. This is my decision. I think it's stupid. It's it's not stupid for you like honestly I have mixed feelings about marriage and weddings and spending that kind of money out. If that's your dream your dream but it's not my fucking dream. I I think as far as the. Don't the trolls like I try so hard like I just if you write something nasty to me on my own instagram. Like I'm still at the point where there's not so many I read the comments but like I'll eat it. I don't need this kind of negativity or all clapback. And they'll get a bunch of likes because I feel like it like this girl. There night wrote on my post so unnecessary that like I should not have a metal part like I should try like I poked picture with two girlfriend law and my girlfriend's like clearer really deep side parts. And she was like Ashley. Maybe you should take take the tip from your friends and like not not where the middle part and I wrote back something like I just wrote. I'm good and no one asked and got it. Got One hundred likes and I just I just just do it just to show you that like you look like an asshole and she did delete it eventually later but I usually am if something really mean like some man typically jealous or somebody that is an actual troll with zero posts like somebody's click on that. I'm like Oh you have zero post. You're just on instagram neutral. People obsolete it. 'cause you don't it's my own pay catch. It hasn't happened in a really long time for us. I think I can't even recall the last time. Somebody Damn Dawson said like this bothered me because we've made it very clear like we tried to be a friend ended to all women we want to uplift everybody empower everybody. If you don't like to show no don't listen you know that's it it's your own prerogative to turn on our show or not turn on and we love our community we read our dams we respond to all of our dams. We'd sit around crying all day long about our emails at our fans and we love the people in the show. We don't ever want to make. Can you feel personally attacked but if you feel personally attacked you should ask yourself why you take the so personal. Because it's not her hate the people just go on reviews. I would never I'm done on. I did that at the beginning. I'm done but like people. Just talk about how much they hate me specifically or Raina and then don't listen right of course in. I'm not for everybody body and either you guys or anybody in this room. So it's like I just don't understand it like you can't stand the voice or the stance or the tone of one half of the podcast then literally just. Don't listen to. It took more time to write that review than look for another. podcast is very interesting right. I mean there's a billion to female podcasts yours. That they could listen to any in bed never heard her on. Yeah completely that's inspiring to us but again end of the day like I love our audience more than anything. It's just a few people that are so self centered that think it's that were catering to them personally in some ways a bizarre way to think and and I think it's a little it's just immaturity a- that's not even I mean. I think I'm so amazed that it's okay for us. It's been like you've made a joke about. I made a joke. Oke About Asians having small penises. Whatever it's about every about the new going going around like that skinny guys have the big sticks? I've talked to skinny guy all summer. Nice guys especially like an we need to have a doctor alter on just swinging back and forth like when I man filter snapshot like my brother. What am I gay guy? Friends was like you look like a six for dude with a huge debt like he was a tall skinny guy with the big. I'm bored I was GONNA say yes. We try to not make jokes about religion race. Ethnicity sex gender things like that and I've had a couple of hard lessons where people have message and instead you know you set this thing and it's really not that funny Johnny and I had to stay to myself. Okay maybe there are some things that are funny amongst my girlfriend's between me and Ashley privately and I shouldn't because I have a voice now and I do have an audience so yeah there's some jokes I know that I can't make on the show and I'm fine with that. I don't think he's taking anything away for. I think about what I say and like sometimes I don't even realize it like I made a joke. That is the worst thing in your body of last week and anti shadows this morning and was like actually we are really good free only use whole wheat and I was like Jesus Christ you want to sponsor the thing about the entitled millennials. Just like that's like it's insane that people get so offended like I think that you know it's like a white person. Listen that a black person is telling them like. Hey you have white privilege and they freak out. Why don't you just reflect? And I think maybe I do and maybe this lack person isn't overreacting. Because they've been oppressed. Maybe I should actually self reflect and wonder if I do and if I actually don't don't then I shouldn't be offended by the statement it is people just it blows my mind. It acts as online that people get so offended. And they're like I'm not this thing you said I was allies. Then why are you offended Yeah maybe a little self reflection would use some God totally. Okay WanNa make all the pleasures around. The holiday. 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I was like reckless in the best way. And now I'm a bit more self-aware which also makes sex interesting you know and so I'd love to know kind of any any stories recently or any maybe rules you have fear solve golf as you navigate dating life recently set up a no sex until were exclusive role for now. I don't know if that'll work but I'm just curious what's going on we. In terms of like wine F- sexist somebody that we didn't have sort of really early on and I love this stance that we both take which is like. Do you like have sex with who you want when you wind and you you shouldn't you shouldn't use sex is a weapon. And you know withholding sex won't make somebody be your boyfriend and having sex with somebody won't make them not be your boyfriend and you should do whatever you're comfortable comfortable with. There's nothing wrong with waiting either. If you feel like you WanNa wait like having that build up in that. Excitement is great and you should wait and that's sort of my stance on I've I've had a one I'd stand with. Somebody added dating for years. So there's no rules I don't know what do you think. Yeah I mean we I think one of the things that you you learn in your thirties or late twenty s. We talk about all the time like there's no harm in waiting. I'm not talking like a month and minds like you know out here. Like being Kris Jenner dinner. Whatever like I'm just saying like no offense the questions you know? I'm talking about like waiting until I gotta say it like for religious reasons like it's not any sort of conservative insertive prudish thing it's just like what is the rush you know and like we've had tank Sinatra on this past week on our latest episode. Where he's like the longer you wait the hotter it's GonNa it'd be and I think one thing that the mistake I made my twenty s and the we we say this whenever we get the opportunity is like you do not have to have sex with someone like when you were younger? You just did 'cause like I'm yeah I'm here and What am I gonNA do like? I don't want to blow this guy and hand jobs aren't cool and we're laying extra that are close of come off go to bed or leave or dry or make out or get an like you. Just don't have to have sex and I think there's you know there's pressure that's you know whatever that's considered rape or assault but there's also just feeling pressure that that you're just there and what else do I do and you just don't have to which is L- you can just leave. Like I think realize jared fritos another guy that we love come on like. He really opened my eyes on him one of his podcasts. where he was talking about going out with this girl and they'd had been on a few days and at the end of the dates? They have these hot and heavy make outs and he was like this was great with me. Like I don't WanNa be doing this six months down the road or even really six more dates down the road like this. First few days were hot and heavy. were making out. I'm going home thinking about that. I'm turned on by like you don't have to feel pressure to have socks like literally ever so I love the set this new role for yourself. Nikki glaser you. Guys talked with her about this. She has the same stance. Like she's like. Unless I am like soaking wet down there and juiced up and WANNA fuck you. I'm not GonNa fuck you like make me one on it because otherwise what is the point. We've also had plenty of sex in our life like I'm not. I fucked a lot of guys that a lot of times and so. I'm not like so hard art up to get fucked. I mean some days like I don't WanNa talk later. We'll talk into get your apartment. Yeah I mean I I do I want to do if I'm feeling it I'm excited and there's chemistry I'll talk you feel like it but I also know there's chemistry today. Hey there will be chemistry three dates and also there's just like takes doctor. I love it. He said he was like. You'll never get this time back so like just Iran. Our how and I mean I'll masturbate to a make out session. Hot Yeah I still is so crazy at this thing. La when we were there during our shows. I still think about all the time made this building with this guy all week and then we had this heavy car make out. It was a whole thing. I think about all the time like I just. I don't know if that was actually the question. You're asking us but no more. You're asking how the sex in our thirties. Oh Yeah you just know what you want your your body gets you off. And I'm way more vocal and I'll just tell and it gets crazy dominatrix way but I'll exc talked more and I that's like the one thing that's changed for me. The most is just like I realized at some point along the line that I love dirty talk even even if it's me and my even even isn't me and my my. I'm the only one really doing it. I'm only getting a little bit a response. I just like so now. I'll do it night. One like it's what I like is what gets me off. Why not do it and you just you just become more confident? I don't know what you guys thank your wife now. You're not on the streets by I feel like sex has gotten better and I don't know if it's just because hi. I'm better at asking but I feel like because of so many podcasts normalizing sex today and so many things just out there in the world normalizing sex that like men are so much more excited excited to go down on. You give you an orgasm like make sure that you get yours also and I mean maybe it's because I wasn't asking for those things in my early twenty s and I didn't know how to but like I didn't guys weren't just like dying to give you an orgasm I mean. They said that they were but they weren't doing the work to do it. You know and I feel like every guy sleep way. Every I've slept with this year has been like i WanNa let me assure you that but when I go down on you like i WanNa do things to make you feel good. Then I feel like guys have gotten a little better. I agree and also with age like I think back to like early twenties and guys that I was having sex with and like dating around. And it's like they're everything happened so quickly meaning like they almost didn't wanNA spend in too much time even though they wanted this so bad they didn't want to spend too much time doing it because there be too much for us to reflect. John Do you know what I mean like. I just felt like it happened so fast it was like this. And you're laying there like. Oh my God what happened. What is everything? Okay air to me. I should like this right right. You know what I mean so I do think as we get older it gets a little bit more present and slower in a way depending on what's going on with them but yeah I don't know there's something to them have being more mature and being more in tune with our needs they just hip to the fact that like. They're they're really not going to get off completely if we're not turned on because part of their turn on is us being turned on. Yeah so we're just kind of like laying there you know an just a guy it's a it's I mean there's probably you know thirty five year old forty year old men that are that. Don't care about pressure in a woman I mean but and then there's twenty six year old guys that we fucked the summer or that. No I mean it's just like really it's it's a personal thing that a guy at twenty four or whatever age can be like. I WANNA learn how to please a woman and so they start asking around or they google or they figure it out and then there's some men that have never had that thought in their life so I think it can be a personal roaming the streets thirty seven years old. Don't know what to do with the woman and they don't care what you are. Yeah Jauregui it's been on. The guy is yeah. Yeah how hard they work through like just like never had to work that hard anything like it might not be the best in bed then. It'd be a giver back. Sekai my my neighbor. The headline is what does he fine. He's fine yeah added tax. It's just I mean it's just happened and it was over like Oh oh you finish like I did. I need to be I say whenever they finish fast like that there is. It's Kinda like laughing. You're like fuck so yeah I know crazy you know what debt silent silent aggression. Just go down on me. You know dirty talk like he just like barrel and I to me and like the all the time so called tax and they are okay. Yeah they're on. The Nick is right downstairs but he's hoping he's a little forty two so like yeah maybe of course not that much older than me just twenty years. You should know better. Yeah sure nobody now not better but I think you're right the access to information for guys now if I think about Gen Z.. is like so much more fluid with things so their understanding of women in our anatomy and like the fact that we deserve to be pleasure and we deserve to have orgasm to is like so much more there than we were young so thinking thinking like I have so much compassion for like the girl when you're younger and you're just like okay. What do we do now? 'cause you're like you never think that you're worth it to be like cool enough to hang out with them or stimulate stimulate them mentally. You're like okay. Guess here we are naked and like what do we do right. And you know what value on sex fucked up saying yeah And then we EH episode about porn. Where we're just like porn is so fucking these guys up so it goes both ways like they have more access? They have access to porn the Nathan. That's what sexism and that's not what's exit now L. Drama that you guys had a director on right. Yeah actually I found her. She was great. She does like errorless like ethical porn. So they want to make sure they're treated well and they don't do any themes of rape. Incest I mean if that's what people are into fine that's not what she does Towards women yeah geared towards the whole the whole thing is like women centered. Yeah what what women like she takes women right in their fantasies and create cemeteries like short films. It's very hot X.. Confessions you read the stuff. People Senate and it's vary masturbation worthy as well away great. I love that my mind. Let's talk about you. Guys did some like you guys talked about like toxic person break-up and like friendship unshipped breakup kind of want to get into that because a lot of girls within our community they have that situation where they have a friend that they feel like it's toxic where they feel like maybe a girl from college or high school that they've been hanging out with they may we need to let go over maybe from work or something like that. What was like the advice that you guys gave for that we try to divide it into two things have have you? Have you drifted apart. Because you're in different lifestyles right now. You know certainly in your twenties and early Thirties. People become mothers and wives. And if you're not you might feel excluded from that community and you get it literally. No I actually took her down. I get it you get it. You get engaged and then like no the only like sitting in the corner and it's like kind of weird ill are. We GonNa live friendship. Bring up with you later guys. I just roaster engagement. That's about please no fresh to fresh. The Oregonian made fun of for clothing. Like stupid and then the other we broke out as you know. Is this somebody that is toxic force in your life when they text. You do feel stressed out when you're out with them. I'm do you feel uncomfortable and Asia as always just like a situation you don't WanNa be and I think the hardest thing is when that person is involved in your friend group and you're like I have to see this person all all the time we talked about it a lie and we talked about like when we've sort of broken up people and I mean how I've done it in. The past is just to be really honest. Here's my boundaries. Here's the barriers that I have. Here's here's how you cross them and you can't be part of my life and I wish you well and I don't remember exactly what we would which long the deep dive on it and so there's obviously different ways of going about it but I think my main thing that I like to hammer home is like you don't have to miss this person and you're not a bad person because you don't want them your life. Because I had the friend break up with a friend that I've been friends with for over a decade I like was like family. I was in her wedding and like I mean I don't need tell the whole story. She basically like she really attacked me and social media Tolan provoked and then never apologize and she insult me and all these things but I just was like relations over and like I'm not sad about it and not a day. He goes by that. I miss this person and I've had friendship breakup. Not Not a ton. I have one other one that I do Kinda miss her and if I ran into her again I think we could totally bury the hatchet. But this one. I my thing that I hammered home in an episode was like you're not about person because you don't want to be friends with your long term friend her. I think people get caught in this like but we've been friends for so long. Who cares like and that's not to say that take time and having a history with somebody isn't important by any stretch but if you really genuine? It's like this person is not serving you anymore you can just break friendships. Just run their course and I have had threatened. That's coming from somebody that has had my best friend from high school I evaluate long term friendships. I'm not this person that people are disposable. I've had long seen in my college girlfriends worst all close like I value long term friendships. But I also think that there's a point where a friendship is not serving you anymore can run. Its course and you don't have to think about because you don't care I totally agree and I think that sometimes you can break up with somebody and come back together like I actually reconciled with a friend of mine this weekend. I should not bad personnel hater. She just she did some stuff. Jeff we had a falling out. It's not like her behavior and she spent a lot of time thinking about the years. Two Years I've talked to her and she really made the effort she reached out. She apologized to me. She said I see what I did wrong. Can I see you. I'd love to see you. I thought that was a great way to go about it. You know she said I'm sorry I did this and I I. I'm not a a demon. I'm happy to listen to those things. And and then you have I. I think there were always sort of putting together like a a whiteboard of people's behavior and like every uh everything they do just goes on the board you know and it's like your behavior is just noted and sometimes I put enough things on that board and I'm like you in my life. I put together a profile. I've I've I've taken notes and like you can't be here anymore. But like other people they change and they evolve and you move on and I think people you know maybe maybe grew up differently and they were kind of raised or they always had these ideals of like. You know I'm going to get married in my early twenties and the my best girlfriends will be my sorority sisters from college and like I don't really know otherwise which is no fault of their own. Maybe it's their mom or their family or whatever but I mean I'm rain at two years ago. She is my life partner. She's like family. She's like my best friend like we met two years ago. Like in our with our well into our thirties. But you know we're third but you know my mom one of our best friends. Ah after she was married with two children like teachers like their school. Like I think that you just never stopped making friends so you get some women when they're young and they can't see past the fact that like my college friends aren't going to be my best friends forever and they really still might be but the best friends you make are like the ones that are in your same place in life. When you're like a full blown adult lately agree if I can give somebody somebody is treating you like shed and making you feel upset? I I I would say is what am I doing to provoke this but if you genuinely feel like I have done nothing. Fuck that person that person's on a part of your life anymore and you shouldn't feel bad about that at all yeah and I always think blake good. Litmus test is like am I a person that has been maintained all of the other relationships in my life. Is this a person who has problems of other people in their life all the time if that's the case then like it probably is them and it probably isn't you and I think that's a good thing to ask yourself in the situation like who is the common here. Yeah I always think about that with like guy it relationships and girls friends and like okay. What are your friends situation always like not that you need to have you need to be best friends with when you went to grade school with and not middle school and high school but you need to have like a robust rich friendship set of people that mean a lot to you because that shows like your true colors yeah like somebody in? I mean it's fun to like Kinda sometimes get rolled around in the mud and talk shit with somebody that is like a girl drama type of girl but like that's not going to be your close friends right. When I first started started betting Raina to be my life partner? I was just like she. I mean her friends. You're talking. She was listening to her talk about her. One hundred per cent just feel the oldest girl out friendships. She friends with girls from college from her twenties. Like what's your family like you know it's just. It's putrid fly with. I hear girl I said I had had the other day. I had a friend WHO's talking really poorly of like someone like and I just was like so authored by it. I was like oh I don't really want to be around that. Have you know like I don't really want to hear that. I don't really want to be around that and I don't want to be friends with someone that immediately especially when you first meet them if they're talking shit about people mhm look out for that girl. We had some situations like our like. Why would a person that you don't really know? Walk into a room and immediately start talking shit on somebody else is completely unlike. You should always be I like that too. And I say people about Ashley like she has so many lifelong friends and I love that about her and it does make me think like okay. I can trust this person. I mean by the grace of God. Our business relationship worked out but that is good litmus test and like also like look at what's happening other people's lives and we had a friend this guy and he had a falling Albert a year ago with somebody else and he was saying to me the person he had a falling out with said to him. You always do this with people and this is why you don't have close friends. And he's relying this to me and I told Ashley and I was like like let's just take note of this and sure enough like you did something really shitty does not far down a I. Just think that if somebody says that there's a pattern there's probably a pattern. Yeah like when people tell you there are less than the exception to the role. It's very rare that this person has done this other thing pinged all the other people in our life and they're not GonNa do it to you. They are going to Maybe not tomorrow but they will do. They are just be careful. And that doesn't mean people can't change or grow up but like I totally agree like my mom's been talking about my whole life and I'm bad at learning that lasted just view of how other people are being treated by that person on and you know just protect yourself accordingly and I think in my older ages now. I've gotten better at that but I agree. Just just take note on. Put it it on your board. Your Vision Board is all shit on people not one to say. Wow that's a beautiful vision board talking. I'm pays personalized it. It was strangers or people that aren't acquainted with of course not. You should know who you can trust unprovoked like I need. If I'm saying something about someone that's provoked okay by something a situation that I need to express and get it off. My chest fits like a stranger. It's like what's provoking not. You're just like a mean person. Want that to be how we get along. Yeah you know what I mean. So people bought a lot of other content. Their life thing. It's like you don't really have much else going on besides petty drama. That's where you have. Yeah get some better content. It's better contact US literally. Yeah working hard. Lovely community connected. Theo tells about when's like chore. Were starting November We should still. Yes me when November. I mean we do have shows they the hell at at this point probably the only one. That's there's tickets I for is New Orleans. If you guys have in England to go to New Orleans Chicago was unfortunately out new. York shows. Nate Lewis that week. Also yeah so sold out but D- Orleans and then we'll see again in two thousand dollars baby and her facts Said Noah baby but yeah this is out in November number. So we don't know if you've tickets still available but the Wilbur and Boston and the Lincoln Theatre in DC in January And hopefully Some California stuff in February you. You can't wait plan and that. Yeah we've I don't know it's hard to in a couple of weeks. We may have that ready to go. But that's the plan to come to the west coast in February perfect. We'll put in our sean nods to and just got eat podcast on Instagram Address on Instagram. Arenas Raina Dot Greenberg as of today girls I gotTA PODCASTS DOT COM or perfect. All right thank you so much. Thank you bye guys next time. Thanks so much to Ashley and Raina. You can listen to their podcasts everywhere. You listen to podcasts. It's called girl's gotta Eat And we can with you at our live show December seventh in La Special guest is Shambhu. drome she is the author of the game of Desire Zaire. She's a sexologist. It's going to be juice and we have a special surprise. Pre special surprise is makes me feel really good about life. 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3216: The Virgin Diaries w/ Ray Gootz

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

1:21:25 hr | 1 year ago

3216: The Virgin Diaries w/ Ray Gootz

"Welcome to Keith. And the girl. I'm Keith Malley. Do you remember episode. Three thousand two hundred twelve. Yeah of course everyone does. It was titled Jailed. Jitsu that was brilliant and at the end of it. I read a movie review for about cats. The movie. Yeah backing up by gentleman named Ray Gut's and he was saying how cats is an abomination a crime against humanity. If you have a child. He says he wants to to study musical theater. When viewing of this film or turn them into an accountant he said the cat people hybrids are so disgusting so visually off putting it hurts my eyes to look at the screen every face or gesture the actors may come across as weird or discussing everyone who everyone looks like a demon cat from hell who would want this he wrote? If you recall even furry curry's people will have human animal. fetishes have denounced this film the. Cj Humans are the worst thing I've ever seen. He's grown adult. A trailer is still. It does not do it justice and maybe you think you'll see some good dancing. No he says. The camera cuts every three or four seconds. I was watching high school musical two and it was better. He says so you think to yourself. Well I now know what Hell looks like but I get to see Jennifer Hudson Hudson nail the the song memory. 'cause he's the fucking best now. They fucked up to. She's blubbering crying. Having snuck come out of her nose doll song never lets loose. How do you fuck up the only song that's good? Ah Acting so hard by. She acting so hard. dreamgirls wasn't a lot of pain to. She was a lot of pain and dreamgirls. She didn't have shit flying out of her nose. You know how we know she fucking saying it. Something new. She was in pain. People need fired. Lives needs to be ring. Salmon and children need to turn on their parents final score. He said to give this zero as an insult. To Zero's rig good says the guest today and I couldn't be more excited. Yeah thank you Tracy Coronado for Lincoln us. Yeah Pumpkin rates their hand and Keith. Hello I would like to formally submit this request to have the chiefs. Be the official team that Keith girl roots for from now until the end of the season not only do we have the chance to knock out the titans so keep doesn't have to be a vegetarian but the chiefs are the only thing I like as much as you guys and we could use the support though. Feel it if there's another die hard fan of any of the supporting teams out there. I challenge them to adult cool as I am confident. I've been VIP member longer more forms post than the mall. Long live Kansas City and Keith and the girl lethal what do you think is out what we're voting for done room for Kansas City chiefs all right chiefs. Right Harris the legend honest to God that the cats review starting my year off right. And he's right here his podcast as Disney movie stack so recently he He reviewed the Classic Sleeping Sleeping Beauty so he watches shit and cats offended him his web series as game over girls say well. That's interesting to me and a fantastic stand ladies and gentlemen right goats. Hey what's up. How's it going how you doing? I'm I'm hanging in there do I did. I do receive your review. Justice sometimes say I don't get the tone I think I always. He's got the tone right. I think you've got to tone. Yeah I think that's right. Yeah I was I was very. I slept on and took a day to write that it was good. You consider asking for your money back. No no no no because I I kind of knew. It wasn't like five star reviews and I walked in and there was a piece of garbage I walked in. I thought I was going to see something bad and like like a movie. I think it's part to Delhi partout or like garbage pail kids movie right and instead I saw something far far worse. Just just the biggest abomination humanity. You'll watch crap but these are shitting on. Yeah like there's always said like there's nothing there's now really does not really bad horror movie. 'cause horror movies when they're bad or fun and and this was just bad. This was just pure like it was worse than any hallmark. The I saw just horrendous did you. Do you study what went on behind the movie. For example I understand. The Guy wasn't don sometimes. Furry legs turned into human legs and then back again. It's I never. I didn't notice that like a whole lot of the time I was like just is angry. I was just like I was very angry. Like it was when rumor. Wilson came on the screen. Okay that's when I went from this is so stupid to like now. I'm I'm angry because I have. You seen the clip as like they have like these kids. Trestle the cockroaches. Y- approaches the kids heads and she's eating them and she's like middle. East goofy faces is and stuff. And I'm just like this is the end of this woman's career I don't know I don't know how like she could have been doing. This on. Settling eating cockroaches Hewitt faces that she was like this is great. Then you bring anyone with you. Yeah my me and my friend Chris went. Yeah and he's big into the musical theater and stuff. He saw a cat sombrely when he's a teenager and still hated. He hated this. He said the Roy musicals much better lot lot gay so you said he's a Gig is right. Yeah what what is the. What's the plot to cats? I okay so as best as I remember it. These these abandoned cats are trying to fight to get to the they're the JELLICOE bowl they're not fighting there the Jellicoe Bowl and get their memories back. No they're trying to one cat is going to go to heaven. Okay and the other cats are GONNA burn up and the cat who presents the best case gets to go to heaven and all the cats do a song Um yeah. I know you guys grew up in this area. Yeah Okay did you grow up in his early enough that I understand what cats when I was a kid During the ten o'clock news in the six o'clock news every single commercial break will be a commercial for cats but it would be face painting. No no it'd be the fancy because I remember eventually they switchover like cats was huge. And so it was like the number one thing on Broadway so they didn't have any trouble filling the seats. I think once it was on for a long time they were having trouble filling the seats. Commercials turned from beautiful dancing to bring your kids. Were face painting. Yes that was in the nineties and it was. It was like these little kids being and face painted as as cats and unlike oh the desperation but in the commercial all these cats are like are like the goal this smoke and the cats are like and in these two cats are being raised. So I thought you ever like think of a plot in your head but just Basil I. I thought it was about a bunch of cats trying to get home like. They're trying to get home because they're like like alley cats yes. The catalans memory gets adopted by Luca. Which would've I don't know why does not the plot but no instead it's about a bunch of cats raping I'll do and one cat gets to go to heaven and while that's going on Idris Elba's cat is like plotting against them and kidnapping them and he. And he has Taylor swift as his hinge woman who shows up for one scene vanishes I dunno where she went And I it just. It's just the song stink except for memory. I said but God is Echo. Of course a I don't know the words but that's only spend the radio in the eighties. Eighties they used to play like throwing music. Lesson it by Barbra streisand in the eighties knows by the girl who sang it on Broadway. So yeah the one that they would play it online. FM famine stuff did eventually make Barbra streisand version. I know that but you know that's so I get it when I was two years old. Got It the character said it was. She wants to go on in life life but they had like crying and like their snot coming out of her nose. And I'm like I know. A song is sad because the character is singing it like on knowing areas things under under the sea. She's not like vomiting. You know like having panic attacks could not part of your world. Yeah she's you could tell I could tell this skirl wants to get out of here like she like she doesn't need to start is just stupid. How much money do you have based on their review going viral on? Oh not noticing a dollar. Well I got on this podcast. You can follow ray on I follow his tweets. Ray Gut's G. O. T. Z.. My two active on twitter. I'm more more active on instagram. I liked it. I don't know why people want to always be positive. I started working out of hatred and resentment and I lost US forty three pounds. Well happy did out of Patriot anger. A lot like Dating a girl that I was hanging out with a lot we were kind of dating and then I went to Chicago to do. Stand kind of dating. 'CAUSE that's why you're angry because they weren't really boyfriend girlfriend. We were like spending time together spending sexual time together little some not not that often but you know like kissing smooching with once. She was drunk. Remember anyway I don't think he would dating this girl who's continue but I mean Chicago and he does drunk drunk a lot anyway of in Chicago and I get back from Chicago. You WanNA WANNA hang out. And she's like hey. My boyfriend is uncomfortable with US hanging out and only. When did you get a boyfriend? This is in August and she goes Oh January and yeah well and you're thinking next how come I don't know this I'm like you didn't tell me your boyfriend. Oh yeah well he comfortable with US hanging out and I have a joke joke about her my album and he'd like to joke on the album. What's the joke is I'm doing a twenty two year old and How old are you? I'm thirty okay When I was made that album I was thirty? Six so I'm and she was nineteen No difference different and I'm like I'm dating this girl. My friends go how needed twenty year. Old She's so young guys talk about. I mean listen I collect comic books. I play video games or wrestling. What the fuck they talk about almost forty and I do an example like the woman was almost forty? And she's like Oh I was just partner my law firm and I mean I just wasn't even the captain my team at night and then go like forty year olds. They have questions like our Halloween. We didn't stand up. When are you gonNA be on TV when he coming central? Where do you see yourself in five years ago probably in prison? Because I'm a shoot you keep asking me questions. And this is the big one this where he got mad. I go twenty year olds. Don't have questions. They're just happy to be there at least with twenty year old. They're still hoping is when commoner face and then the only goes. Oh God I go imitator dreams come true so holy Shit So. He doesn't like that he didn't like that. I have a question. Why would he know that you're talking about his girlfriend? When you're saying I'm dating let's check? She played them the album. I guess when the track him up so this is about. I don't know why she would do that because she is hoping is. Also the album's educated there the back if you buy the physical copy of the album right because I thanked everyone who inspired a joke. I did my parents inspired a die. Hard joke I wrote his name she she should be so proud but that I would tell my boyfriend foreshore. I can't wait to see what joke is above mean doesn't know you exist joke about coming in my face but it's not I really bought her faith and he really came interface. Ever come anywhere near her. I've never came and would have certainly not been interface so then I looked up this guy right. 'cause I thought like she's a pretty hot chick so I thought like it's my birthday so I I would like I thought like She's a really nice normal girl so I thought she was going to get with a guy who was like you know like like working in US law firm or and he's this lawyer thing is have your parents always Telugu L.. Do like when he going to be a lawyer doctor. Oh you don't know my relatives some on my mom's side relatives my my not my Mexican side but so I looked up this guy. And he's like fat back and he's drunk and he liked is just always drinking and he and he's out of shape. Okay two of the same things. Well really really big early. Of course like he he doesn't you know when you people are dating. Eventually somebody make a status like oh I really love my girlfriend. It's been six months surely changed my life. He he as he had one post about her and his bed. He goes my face when she looks my ass versus her face when her ass because he's like making a shocked face and she's smiling and I was like this only only public thing you have about your fucking girlfriend to girl that I wanted to be the only thing is that I e her ass. That's the only thing you put out in public. I wrote a coming interface. Yeah Yeah Yeah I got it published anyways. Why do you think you're different than this first time? So the friend called. Because I didn't say this is you know what I'm not going to your name girl the show about. So and so he's inspired you to come interface but it's Ni- we can all get high pitched about at this boy. It's not but he has a picture of versus. I commented liquor ads. Okay so even a friend said you gotTA take down. She was like I don't really car because she doesn't care about stuff like that but still it's like that's the only thing you're out of your oven so belie blaming him when she doesn't care about it and that's what she's looking. I used to believe annoyed. Because he didn't know existed and I didn't know oh he existed. She's the I blame. I now realize this is all hurtful because she never she she just said. Hey I met this guy. He's drunk. I love him. He's fat the date of and I've been like okay like I'll but instead like you let it go for six more months from like well I guess things are gonNA lead to somewhere in Chicago and then she tells me. How long ago was this relationship They're still together but you are. We are hanging out since Two Thousand Sixteen He. What hanging out means like we would come over the house awesome? Play my dogs drink and stuff but you didn't have sex for you know enough sex never ever no. We never had paid for drinks every now and then I would pay but more orphan that we would split it like I. I didn't WanNa like nothing was happening. And like I'm like all right. We're going to split it. But every now and then I would be like okay. I'm GonNa like I paid her family. Her family came from Alaska and I paid for them when they had dinner. Holy Shit personally. Hundred Bucks okay. I thought you flew him down or something. No no that she vitamin D families. I want her Luke Kuhn from her family like ends. I paid for dinner for that. Did she say say you guys are dating or no. No no no I but she knew I liked her and every now and then like one like one time she got drunk really drunk. Can she like hug me. And we kissed the ninety. Push away so you know. I don't WanNa do this. You're drunk you don't remember anything so I wouldn't want it. And that was the only physical I was the only thing and I never brought it up. I someone at least the right to bring it up and then she got a boyfriend so you know okay. This is why started working out. Okay I see it comes together. Yeah Yeah Shit. I lost forty three pounds and this guy has is in los anything so and she's still in your life. She showed up a so as having my house was having apartment. Comedy shows for Halloween Fun. She showed up to one. She didn't tell me she was coming person to my house. Bitch came ten invited Chelsea. Those was a divider blocked on facebook. So she just showed up my house and we made up. And how did you make that. She said Hi. I said okay. We went outside we talked. I was like You really hurt me and Shit and you know how could you just cut me off some fucking guy wanting to you okay. Let's she goes. Well you know. It wasn't over the album. I told him that you didn't know who he didn't know who he was. What did he say? And then what what happened. Well it really weird and I'm like well. What did you guys say to each other? Then she just just put her. I learned from Actually Christina Galveston. That when you confront someone you just ask them a question layout you. Don't lead them into an answer again. So I said what would it so well. Whoa how did get weird? Well head down okay. So you're playing worked and I was like. Oh so you must have said something about me him that he'd like wait. Why are you filling in the blanks? Casino Seena is going to be well. She had twenty seconds at that point. It got really awkward. I was yeah. You can't do everything we have moved in into that that one space and you guys are still in touch Well I did a test so we were. We were Tom. I love this and I said you know what I was getting to the part where where it was like. I'm texting her. She's not technically back but every now and I'm going to stop texting if we should be merry Christmas happy New Year test and that was my dad those three weeks ago and I never heard back so sorry. That's okay but he never cares. I think that we're still friends because we made up. But I like data tests and we. Let's see I'll be friends if she were. You still think your friends to who gives a shit. Yeah as soon as she says happy birthday on an off season waiting for the happy birthday. I'm not going to say happy birthday back Taylor color. You put your foot down. I wouldn't say happy birthday back because that's kind of weird but oh boy keeps fucking faces. And I'm very honest guy. I'll good you have that. What you you recently lost? Virginia yeah well. That was October twenty. Eighteen October twenty eighteen I saw a salon article yes and it was also ungodly fogged at talking about it. Their best of twenty nine thousand nine I lost my virginity at thirty seven and I started highlighting this thing until the next thing. You know the whole seven yellow pages. So I'm just GonNa read it if you don't mind the whole article the whole and you could. Yes it is and you can fill in some blame okay. Five years ago I wrote an essay for Salon about being a thirty three year old virgin. Yes can I tell you I wrote that article. I think I wrote it there but I can't remember the article So remember that guy that shot up those girls 'cause they wouldn't have sex with him. Yes okay let's assume yeah. Yeah it was. Yeah it was the first guy. Okay so they they did that and then they're like there will always on the Internet where they were like saying like you know if you're not if you're eighteen nineteen twenty nine. Have Sexual fucking Weirdo. That and I don't think like you're a Weirdo. If if you're waiting to have sex there's certainly there's in sales people that are angry at women but they say eighteen thousand nine hundred eighteen nineteen old like some people in and as far as like twenty three twenty four. Okay here's problem with you and I'm like what if there's some kid who's like shy at twenty four doesn't what he's doing and he reads the shit and he's like. Oh Yeah I guess through something wrong with me and mini falls to insult camp so I wanted to write but you go the you think these people are like shit. Something is wrong with me. Shoot a school no. Maybe they'll get depressed Mr the like they won't they won't be able to like reach out. I mean they won't be able to make to stab me. There's really WanNa talk to. They won't be able to talk to someone Weirdo because in twenty four cuts have sex. So that's why I wrote the article but then I realized like maybe she wrote that article because it is kind of fucking we are not to have sex that long. After I had sex it was like this religion that big a deal. I don't know why did you have sex. Because that's it wasn't my response. What but we'll get to it? Oh No no I actually thirty seven years old at the time a man who identified as an insult had murdered several people. I so lots of negative press about men who had not had sex so I wrote about how not having sex is not weird that if you haven't met the right one to not let the bitterness and anger overtake you. The article did nothing to really dissuade. The in some movement did nothing you talked. How long did it take to write? That article took me like an afternoon. Nothing they got bigger right. It's bigger than ever and in some circles. The man who murdered these people has been elevated as a saint. Yeah I should be a Saint Goddamn. I should've been by so you say five years later. I'm here to tell you I was wrong just do it. Sex is not a big deal. Yeah so you had sex Now you're telling everybody buddy. Hey Wake up idiots. Yeah really. Wasn't that you know there were a couple girls. I fooled around with in the past and I was like had like losing my virginity to fingering oral or we would make out. Yeah one girl like role and stuff nice and I believe let's have sex and one one didn't want to because he was very religious like two others. No No. It's a really big deal. You'll probably fall in love with me as soon as it's done and I don't WanNa like this is a lot of pressure and I have a boyfriend. I'm a boyfriend you know about for for nine months and you know and I was like I don't think GonNa Fall in love with you. 'cause you're kind of a Weirdo like some of these girls. I've asked like like I think I'm GonNa Fall in love with you like and they just wouldn't do it so they had. This built up in my head that there was going to be like. I don't know like it was going to be like getting the Infinity Gauntlet in a Finnish. Wars short- shorter. My life has changed changed a lot since then five years ago I lived with my parents and my two aunts as I had all my life. Why are you living with your parents into ants Well I live with them because and you know as I got to college. I'm like I want to stand up and number. Why the aunt all they own the house? They all David's family house. So my aunt lived upstairs with my mom and dad live downstairs. Wait till you you wanted to pursue comedy so you wanted to live with your parents until well. Yeah because I'm only fifteen used to work at. Carolina was one of the managers there. Let's Kinda got starting comedy some only fifteen minutes away from all the clubs. So why would I move out. And now that they're everyone died. Hardly I kind of made the right decision because why would I moved out. Live with some asshole like when I could have just been parents that along with them. Yeah Yeah I mean we. Everyone has fights but like I I liked him and stuff. Yeah how do you bring women overs at a thing. Yeah girls came came over. They thought I was having set. My Dad got someone that came out about being a virgin there. My Dad got very angry at me because he thought I would bring over. I mean female council come over and watch movies and right right am I D. I thought I was having sex with all them and I'm like you didn't hear what you'd like. We could have been able to hide those noises like if you saw the late on my house that he was upset upset to learn the thought that I don't know your fucking although and I'm like that was the fucking imagine just weird. Oh Yeah what do you do with your room. We're actually writing. He thought yes. Felicia Day interesting for Dad to get mad at that well. He was a player when he was younger so in one year after I wrote that order now that all my mom told told me he didn't tell me mom told me when my mom met him he was like he had some forty year. Old woman like He was like a sugar. Mommy for something. She's paying all their baby. Yeah panels finals bills. And he'll like a ton of money and stuff before when my mom and he player momber now no he never played my mom once. It was my mom. That was your mom's hatchet. Well Yeah you. I mean. They're both dead now but yeah corpse whether this is what you don't say in the article and I'm curious one year after I wrote that article my mom died period. Yeah Okay Ah How did she die? What how complicated into in that? But so basically what happened what you need to have arthritis surgery and she was too scared that that she wouldn't so what you do is she would sit in live all day and then go to her bedroom and and I would try to solve your mom. You got to have this fucking surgery now. I'm GONNA have it when it's Christmas right now. The hospitals don't know what they're doing so I'm GonNa wait till like February February com President's Day. Then everyone's very every engine we get mad at me. She was very high it strong woman but what happened was because she was sitting she was like not really moving. She was willing blood clots in so then one day in eighth internee so she fell in the house. We brought her into the hospital. She realized she fucked up so she was going to have the surgery and everything but there were a lot of blood clots in the legs and she got the flu while she was in the hospital and the medicine couldn't couldn't get to her. Because the blood clots were blocking the passages. Okay so she f- This is the weird thing so she had the flu very badly. She refused back to the hospital. She was the Rehab Center. Then when I did get a call at one in the more like oh your mom We found your mom. She wouldn't wake up. We brought to the hospital and I remember. My Mom told me that she would call for the AIDS AIDS at night. 'cause she need help to get to the bathroom and one nine she goes. You took a really long time and I WANNA be my pants. We can come whatever the fuck we want. We don't need you know we're not in no rush. So my theory is that she was having trouble breathing and hit the button and they were playing fucking candy crush and they took a while to get to the room So anyway because so because she was in a coma and she has the blood blood clots. She developed C.. Dev which is a bad disease which affects your coal in while she was in the coma line. The CD of led to internal bleeding which lead to bleeding. In the brain. Kidney failure led to death. Breath is do you think it's related. That people in your life are dying and you have impediment issues of some kind with women or is it unrelated Well no what happened was I was pretty cool with like not having a girlfriend until everybody died then I felt really bad that I didn't have Because I think my parents wanted me to get my mom said I want to get married for a guy I. I didn't know she was GonNa die that soon though so I was like whatever but so I thought she was only him seventy four when she died so I thought she's still young Sheila. She was in her fifties so I thought Oh she's GonNa live to the twenty years to get married. You do regret it. She didn't see you get married. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. So that's when I started like being more serious about getting into a relationship and and stuff after everybody died so I felt that or and also having sex. That's what that was the big thing. That was the reason why I went to the Bunny ranch. I'm jumping ahead Sherry play. Your mother would have wanted no but what happened. was every girl us. Excuse of why we can't be together because you're a virgin you know and I don't WanNa take it from you was like it was like this giant wall So I said well I've got to go somewhere where it's non judgment. I don't really want to go. You have to tell because you know you'll be bad it's out there be. I wouldn't tell them so. I beat a bar with other comics. Comics WanNa fuck these girls right. Sure and we'd be having this happened to me twice and we'd be having having a connection with the girl and the girls are clearly ready for something to happen and the comic woke up. y'All regular version version. You got to help them out and the conversation. which like record scratch? Are they try to help. You know they were trying to get the girl off me so they could fuck them I say yeah now you knew that was an easy the cock block me. Was it just virgin ladies. We have it so good out there. That is just sweet. What a story to tell my mother? What does the whole thing on your after I wrote that article my mom died? It wasn't easy. Shoe fell into a coma. I quit my job to take care of her. I sat with her for months. She never woke up and died in front of me. Three days later. My Aunt Irma. who was like my second? Mother died in front of me as well having fallen victim to lung cancer. Both women wanted the best for me to fuck doc. Yeah they did that so you know you always hear like oh I my parents get see me be on stage or win a big war but they just wanted you to faulk well. They wanted they wanted me to have a wife so like when they went away. I have someone in my life. said it's just a little more dogs. My mom would always say my biggest fear affairs that you will. We will all die and you'll be alone. Yes I wrote it. I forgot I wrote and I blew her off figuring the right girl is coming when my mom died I felt ashamed. I felt I had let better down not just with women but my career to. That's a lot of pressure now. It's really making up probably but but it's really difficult to find that kind kind of person even if your mom wants it. That doesn't mean that they're coming. No no I know but like all my other friends were married at that point. On the time she died they divorcing now. Let me give you a heads up their divorce. I also want to hang out once they get divorced. What's going on Komo replace superskills Three years later my dad had a massive stroke. No the other thing I was going to say with the career line I should elaborate. I think they cut it out salon. I wanted to quit managing caroline's do stand up more torrent. My mom would let me. He goes now. Discover you a Carolina. Go Mom I'm seeing the fucking room looking at this stage. It's not like hey you know that. Comedian destroy but the guy who sat us he should should be. The guy goes inside. I like the way he sat us in this fucking chair personality yes personnel. We gotta do something with him because never going to happen so finally when she died I quit and the full time. And then your dad when you say words like. She didn't let me know she would give me a hard time. I got fired from there and then they asked me to come back and is not coming back and then she just screamed the whole day. Go back like she wouldn't leave me alone. I left asked. He called my phone nonstop. You gotta go back all right very very small so your apartment or their apartment we will department that we the three of us lived in is now that I'm allowed. Hal Forty three people live here. Did you have your own room. Yeah Okay Yeah you had added. I mean that would've been a massive murder suicide owner and sounds like you've really got along. distantly sounds great. You Sat in the hospital. You watched your dad dot but that was not happy about my essay about not having sex or they bring them within. He wasn't happy virgin at all. I've been thinking might have been ashamed and again i. I felt ashamed after he died. Because I felt like I'd let him down as a man then it was just me and my aunt ruth until one morning and went up to see her she was dead to Fuck Lordy Lordy lot of death in like in the course of three years to even stay hard. This is horrible everyone. I grew up with and lived with died in front of me in the span China. Four years I got to be very lonely. I'd like living with my parents and taking care of my aunts. I liked having a family now. I had no what I knew that one day I wanted to get married but in my late thirties I knew I would never find anyone to be serious with until I got rid of my virginity mid twenties. It seems okay to be virgin but now is unacceptable. Standing in the way of every relationship I tried to have my virginity was a giant wall. No woman wanted the client so last October about a plane ticket to Las Vegas. Yes I brought my friend along to do the seven hour drive to the moonlite bunny ranch and I lost my virginity. They changed that. I didn't in right that. Okay where are you from where no as ideological the bunny ranch. They looked up. The real name is called Moonlight. Bunny right okay. But what seven hour drive from where Vegas to Vegas to the Bunny ranch. It takes seven hours we will. Here's the we were gonNA fly into Reno. A flight from York Torino was four hundred dollars. A flight from New York to Vegas is a hundred bucks loud allow because they want you to go to Vegas. They don't want you to go anywhere else in Nevada so my I said to my friend my friends like let's just go to Vegas. Let's see we know what you're seeing Vegas glitches fuck and see it as cheaper. We'll save two hundred bucks and even with the seven hour drive even with gas and tolls just desert Even guess looking to say money. Brilliant love it. What's seven so long exciting six? We'll never in a desert before so I really liked senior desert. It was really cool now right fully believe blasted like rock music. Felt like we're GonNa Tarantino movie or so. I picked the bunny ranch for three reasons. There's only one you heard of it but number one one. I wanted to get away from New York. You pick the furthest place in America to. I wanted to be with someone who knew what to do and wouldn't be judgmental. If you found the ladies were laughing behind your back would you kill yourself now at this point well. I imagine they weren't gets the I'll tell you why three I wanted a safe environment. Not bacterial royal say per se. But they are they give you a notice that everyone is tested or something that you can sue them. If you'RE GONNA disease guarantee there yeah you have to sign incompetent. Competent part of the contract is everyone. Here is S. T.. Free if you get something I think like you have the right to let them. The trip didn't go off without some hiccups. We stayed in. Vegas goes on Monday and took in the town then woke up early ready for the long drive from Vegas the Carson City while we were on our way the news broke that Ron Jeremy had found found the body of Dennis. Hof Yeah the owner of the Bunny ranch. They died he died on my way there. My God yeah I I I lost my virginity the at the Bunny ranch the day the owner died yes on the way there I get a text message on my friend. He's dead illegal. WHO's that everybody's dead already like? Who else could be dead? And he goes like Dennis hop they just found his body. The Bunny ranch and I said to my friend. What if it's like some OJ situation? Like I don't know what if like one of the girls went in and slit his throat. I go if the ranchers shut down to some major police investigation. I'm just GONNA become a priest. Because they sign. Yeah obviously God is GonNa be the guy got murdered but he just died asleep so okay. Suffice vice to say the mood was weird and somber by the night we arrive at the saddest blowjobs Purple Candle. Everyone's wants ax. who died because he dated every single one of them all also? They didn't know if they're going to be able to stay open. He was the guy who had the license license was in his Na- have Legal Eagle prostitution. She's given a hand job this woman and it's like I know people think he's creepy He's daddy to me the where you were so why was in the. I don't know if I wrote this is but I was in the room with the girl. My friend waited at the bar and the girls were like breaking down sobbing at the bar drugs. He told me about Jesus we just crying then they would go to my friends so you want to go into the room. Spent a few sagnier asserted in. What's The star spangled blowjob are? Yeah well you're getting the girlfriend experience right. There sobbing hysterically while getting hammered. Suffice to say the mood was somber by the night we arrived purple. Oh candles were lit in his memory. Strip clubs love purple all that my friend sat at the bar with a book about Vietnam Girls Kept Breaking down and crying in front of. Yeah okay okay. But the woman. I CHOSE SHIRT THAT MR HOF would've wanted the show to go on. He wants you heart. Trust me. He right he's looking down from heaven. He wants to see Jackie late on my kids. Did it did it feel weird that a buddy of yours was waiting for you know not because he was a good friend of mine and I knew like he was taking it in he was having a whole different experience. If it was I I had I asked him I if he had said no I had like two other friends but he was like my main choice because he wouldn't have been weird with him. Yeah he was a cool will do at first. It was very nerve wracking when you enter the ranch. You're not allowed to say anything. What does that mean they tell you? Don't say where it stand right here and you just have to stand. The girl is like this heavy set woman like the door woman. Shut up like you can't say where she said heavy what she was heavy set and she was then mother. You're looking at like five women and five women and they say their names like it's the Mickey Mouse Club. They don't say anything a net you know. Heidi can't ask question. Can't say that you have to pick them based you can. If you go in the room later like I said I don't like you. She goes like you can change your mind then come out but then they bring out five other women and they do the same. I don't think so but you can. You can be like no. I don't want like if you haven't if you're like this person's terrible when you get to know them a little bit but I liked her. The garlic picked. It's nice. They don't pick out they don't bring up. They want everyone to be fair. They wanted to be fair because like if a girl if you can leave a girl can say more things if one goes more charismatic than the other in terms of talking. She'll probably always get the guy fire but just by saying the name and sailing. They're like a statue. It's more fair as Tom. Five girls walkout introduce themselves and then staying there. Are you have to choose on the spot. It all happens really fast. Is that nerve wracking It was because like at first all five of them was like these five. You we like. Oh you didn't like the I had what I should have done. You can reserve a girl and there was a belonged on the website. I thought you walk in. And you're like yeah. Is this this chick around like but you're supposed to is supposed to email that girl and be like. Hey I'm coming on this date or you're gonNA be around and then she'll be around. That's what I should have done but I was like. Let's see whose there there are the expense and I'm trying kind of breakdown this whole story to her like she gives a fuck of your virgin so the village. She looked like she was gonNA explode. Does Fernan so the first hour was rough and it didn't go well at all period. What does that mean what happened? I just you know I never had a one night. Stand everyone I've hooked up with this but someone have really known for a while and never done a thing where meet a girl right. Learn of hoke up up you know fuck so for her like me trying to milk time or is it you being nervous. I was nervous more than her time. because I never gone from I met a person five minutes later. Renamed it you know that's just not and that's just not something I'm just saying she was she walking you through that. I imagine that's why you know she wasn't she kind of just sat there and was like what do you want me to do do that and I'm like I don't know like you and then I liked there. Was this one girl. You still allow us to kiss my neck really well like I guess to start. She was really bad at it now. My friends was really good at it. But but like I'm like why haven't thanking you for clarification okay. Your friend was good. My friend was very good at it. He was excellent at kissing next. But but This girl was terrible. It was like she was like. I don't know like fucking picking lint offers. Oh Wow then. I started talking to her about movies. Yeah because I didn't know what to do after whilst. Wow did she go for your junk. Oh yeah there you go right for it like like like. She said most guys that come in. They're treated like a piece of meat illegal right and they want that. But what did you want. She goes in like. I'm a piece of me and I want that. I needed a year from the cats. Don't fucking go see it I wanted to get to know her a little bit more. Because I wasn't going to happen unless I got to know this. He said that. Yeah I think we just talk because I don't know what the cause I don't know anything about day used to that I. I hear that she said hasn't happened yet. I mean for her. Okay Yeah So. She told me she was event. Planner all the are you like. You're nervous but so you're talking. She's going on with it but D- kind of wish she wasn't talking or are you know we're talking about movies and stuff. Yeah no I want her talks. I got to know her more so career as a person rather than just some as you got to know her did that ease. Yes because then we started a joking in the show her pictures dogs. Oh Hey that's nice. Yeah Okay Eh. Let me just like burs. Legal out of these guys get off work. They burst in that ranch. They have a set price. They just Bam Bam Bam Bam and then they leave. Yeah and I guess I used to but I'd like that's just not how I see. Women see women as like a slab of meat on so you who makes the first move after you talk for awhile knows no she just. You had the director. I don't know if the other what the other ones do with this one like. She wouldn't do anything until you start to this. Hey that's that's pretty rough as a virgin like even now. I don't want to direct. I think even if you're a regular guy who had sex a million times still rough. It'll be like yeah. You're doing this and she just keeps doing that motion until you tell her to stop allow another motion so it was like it was really weird. That's awkward. Yeah it was. What was the motion that she was I doing because they're not kissing? Okay she's doing it and you have to be like all right now. Move on to move on to. I don't know Jerk me off. I'm just thinking of different things. I don't guess we should do this. I wish she kinda was like all right. I'm going to start with this and we'll go to this would do that. You know what I mean like. I thought that was was going to be like so when when it was time to have sex you to be like okay. I'm ready to have to be like okay. Now you have to have sex. Then she gives the condom. You have to put a condom on the condom on you. I told you too I just threw would have you know when you got to put this on me molly. What's going on here? Did that did that turn you on that. She was doing it no no just like I don't really I learned that Daniel Condoms also get what I don't like condoms at all. The one discovered that that guys. I don't even know what the second hour was much better than the first and then it happened. I was no longer a virgin. How much how much did this cost? Okay so here we go. This is a part of him putting the article so first of all the reason why went down was I started on my comedy and she said her favorite comedians Christie's the Fatah Krista Stephanos Avenue. Okay and I said Oh I know him at. She's between him and Carly Aquilla and I told her the story of what happened when he broke up and she got really excited by that also. So that's what gets her excited. Yeah she's Christie's that you so hot and then she like went from fifty miles an hour to one hundred and that's how it kind of like she got. She got really into into it. Because I know Chris Stephanie. She was excited about a relationship breaking up that she knew the comics. The if you could meet Chris Steffano threw me if contact and that she can fuck you. Did she make you sexy you have to say you're Chris when you falker. No no but I would put on the blonde wig or something. How much did this cost? This is a great friend run experience. So here's what happened. So they go in the room and she goes. Well listen so so. I had a budget in my mind of two to three grants. I figured like this is the Bunny ranch and you look at the girls the website and like you know you know this is going to cost more. It's going to. I don't even know how much I don't. I don't know how much well I know now because I'll tell you in a second. Why no no so I go? She goes it goes so listen so you know. I have to split all the money with the house. I only make a lot of money So I'm thinking that for ninety minutes FOR GRANDDAUGHTER LISA TO GRANT IT In my head and well that's a thousand more than I had budgeted and I'm like okay and you go into another room. They take a copy. Happy your ID just in case you go crazy there so they have a copy of your idea to show the cops. You have to fill out paperwork to my credit card. got declined to call chase be like why are you in the middle desert charging four grand no buying a bottle club. But here's the problem. I should've realized that even is not enough time and also probably should the border her down Everybody negotiates yes so I got to the end of ninety minutes and nothing happened so I had to re up and she goes. I can't do less for it at less than two thousand outside to spend another thousands so you have to get dressed. Go Run your credit card again. Sign another piece of paper. Take another some reasoning. Another photocopy my I D I. I don't know why we already have what. Why and then go back home and then the clock starts by? You've done all this additional paperwork ceiling out of it but down I started Christie's I just start talking about comedy started. Like what are your interests speed round but must be dating. What are your interests but see some type of fucking connection with this person? You ever tell Chris you you might like to hear that. Okay good for you bro. Yes even on the show okay cool. Here's the thing it wasn't talked about you. which is weird? A some girls are very good. So tell me okay. Here's the thing. It wasn't some life altering event sex all my life. All My life people had held sex over my head like it was the master sword in Zelda. It was fine it was fun after sex. I walked out and there was a very late is very late tonight. In the staff was watching ant man and wasp. Okay describe the sex to me could you. Yeah what you would call losing your virginity. How was that? It was like like how to have lost. You have someone your head in. It's different where you on top. No she was on top she was untitled work did she guide Europeana's inside of her. Yeah well she basically just jammed in Did did that feel good jam. It did feel the full exactly how we had in my head like all my whole life like when you picture it. Yeah like it was warm and stuff and okay yes and then like she just went for it so she was she was moving around. Yeah did you move in pace with Ya I tried yeah. Did that. Feel good like just the motion folk good but it wasn't like think what I'm trying to It was like exactly how you pictured cats wasn't what I pictured in my head when I was a kid. This was exactly what I pictured it. And how would it go from there. She's on top. You you guys are both moving. Your she's holding onto me. Okay you know what I am. Grabbing her S.. One grab your as we're doing this because yeah whatever okay Some holding onto Rasa Kaye. My hands runner as well. She's still on top when you came. Yes okay so there was no other positional. Okay no once we once we had a going and is that we've literally like it was like an NBA playoff final. Alan re point. I think if it was like if it was like one twenty. I'm just free selling here on early. EXACT ZAC time. I think we got done. One twenty-seven okay. So I seven minutes you're having actual intercourse well. We tried it before so there were like two or three moment intervals whereas this is work. What do you mean like she put it in but then like I got soft again because it was like nerve wrack okay did you guys change condoms got off? Yes you have to change the com okay and she put it on again Dan. Yes it was turning you off about it just like the way the condom felt and also like the slow she did it very slow Like even in opening it so like I'm hard and like all right. I'm hard but I'm I'm very nervous. This is kind of weird I'm in the middle of the desert with his chick. I don't know but So but you gotta get it so like I sat there at one point. You GotTa get this on me right away because this is very nervous. Does very nerve wracking for me. You know what I mean like. She was bad at her job. Yes back because now I've hooked up with some other girls. Yeah she have sex but I talked to the girls yes she wasn't that good. Yeah like looking back. 'cause my friend who kiss that was a virgin to time and a lot of things she did with her mouth were lot better than this prostitute. Well it might have been just the way you guys click. I'm talking about she. She didn't do her job right because to me her job in your specific as I was to make you feel comfortable about intercourse and yes because you could like not like her technique or not like you know whatever it is whether whether it's physical or how it's intimate but it was her job to make you feel an intimate sensation. Well the thing about it is when I got. Sh should've just sat there. Like what do you want me to do. And it's like the reason why I gave you the back story. Basically the backstory was. Because I figured like these people are experts. And they're going to be all right. This guy doesn't know X. Y. Z.. Someone got like I go when when I went to train I went to my trainer I've never been to. I've been to a gym since high school. And he showed me step by step. What a day and now muscles unless forty three pounds because he showed me step by step? Well do he okay. This guy is a blank slate. I bet that same trainer would affect you for for grants. If I would've fucked me really well. Because he got his doing he would a walked you through that utilizes. Oh I yeah I via sexy hoppers Lou. Like the whole night. But that's what I thought was going to happen here. I thought is like all right. The ones who step three. I understand that that expectation expectation. Do you tip. Oh yeah so I spent five grand. I may tip. They're like to To Eighty two hundred on the on the four on the ground eighty. So I'm like I can't be found money. Do they bring it up or in their credit card receipt on your credit card but there's a tip section like how did you know he just they just punch it. Did you WANNA leave a tip. So they will they ask you. Yeah I'll give her two hundred so forty two hundred you tip ahead of time. Yes I know right. And then they just sit there what what he owed he wanted to do. The fact I walked out. It was very late at night. Staff was watching ant man and wasp. They asked if I wanted to watch with my dad. We talked about venemen infinity. War was that more fun than sex. No but then we but it was very weird until like I'm in the middle of nowhere. I'm with a bunch of prostitutes and they're lilly watching marvel movie like that's that's that's so and they're asking me about venom and Thanos is just such a moment. It's like I'm never going to not be. WHO THE FUCK I I? You're the bunny ranch. And they're watching superhero movies classic. Gut's it occurred to me. I'm in the middle of nowhere in with sex workers. I'm watching a marvel marvel film just like I do at home. You can't escape who you are. So here's my advice. He's given advice now. I like it I just dropped a load. He's giving the article but my my friend went to the bathroom. He came out so we watch the movie. And I know he's behind because union. Learn a Goddamn fucking did you. Sex is not a big deal. Were you surprised the first I they'd let you watch a movie with them and it's like you pay five thousand. You could've stayed the night I know because I did guys we fucked and and a lot of sex workers listen to that and they hit me up and one girl from chemicals for five grand ran. A little would've live with you for a week. Because you know you've paid one guy. Goes I get a lot of a lot of porn stars. Fuck You New York for five grand could could it got like six or seven girls and I'm like well I didn't know that time and then a lot of female comics actually went up to me and they're like. Oh what a folk career. Now what do I do them meeting at the Creek. I have five thousand dollars dollars. Who wants to have sex with me? I'm I supposed to know this you do the right thing. Sex is not a big deal. He says stop waiting habit experienced. Sit enjoy it. It's not in a funny how we become. Our parents is not something you need to stay away from. Its normal I am I agree with you. A up's virginity was such a big deal for me growing up like my parents. Were hoping it'd be a virgin. Before I got married that I would only sleep with one person and it was such a big deal that you end up fucking it up as you make it precious and then I started dating this guy and I was in love and it's like well. I guess this the guy lose is my virginity to but you know what it was the wrong person and when I realized it was the wrong person I still did it or I still like stayed with him because they didn't want to break up with the person right after I lost my virginity so all of that stuff flake just lingers in your head and it just makes you make the wrong decision. I think a lot the times. That's what happened in my twenties thirties. When I get interested in a girl I would have pressure like why would I would put in? I would put thoughts. Listen to this girl's head probably weren't even there but this big wall and then when it happened now that I had sex is like when you know right mean new girl. I'm like more confident because I'm like I live live alone I know what I'm doing now more or less sold like I'm not really that like there's not that pressure. Yeah what I feel like when I was virgin it was all this brush. I wish I lost it in high school to be honest with you. Have you had sex INSA. No but I I mean hooked up like one or two girls but what is hooking up. How out I mean are you fucking girls now? Well why you asked me. You know but you but you didn't have sex but did fucker tip. How how does that happen while the motor transport link? Thank you. What's with your mouth? Yeah Okay so you didn't fuck with your deck tech but I put my dick out okay. So you're David Salle she jerk me off. See Jerky Schoff. You know because you got nervous. He's like this is weird. We're friends was like okay. Okay did you sort of house you feel like and how do you quickly. Not just in the N.. Word or something. Yeah I said the N.. Word and we started banging I sure would white women say the N.. Word to them. We're not racist elitist bullshit right when they say your friends like. Oh Yeah Yeah. Isn't that better we're friends. Yeah isn't yeah I agree I yeah I think people understand understand like I'm still going to be your friend even go haywire. All you do is be open. Decker Decker said to me. I have a boyfriend in January every year. fucking August like okay. I met a guy. Fine whatever you know what. What do you think they're They're getting look for lack of better term. What do you think they're getting out of you when they staged? Yeah like when you get you seem to get strung along in a sense or you're misunderstanding. What friendship means to you via? I think I'm not I gotta be an I was. I'm now more front. You gotta be more more front and being like I'm interested in you this way. I am not like just I kind of I think in the past. I've kept it very like You can go. You don't know exactly where I stand in terms of. Do I wanNA fuck you or do I not WanNa fuck you as the options are we does. This Guy Phillies from. You're not and I keep it. Keep it very murky and which is always lead to them fucking someone else. And I'm just a buddy and now like when I meet a girl and a mentor kind of let it be known. Hey I'm into you house our gang. It's working out all right. We're going good. It's better than like also like I I don't WanNa like Especially because like a lot of the girls Lago hung out with. I was working with so I didn't WanNa like make them feel uncomfortable that you know anything. Think David floored me and I would just be like zydus. I'm their boss so I don't WanNA flirt back. You know when I was their boss but I'm nobody's boss. I just live alone When my dog so I can flirt with anyone? You know. He doesn't mean. How's your flirt game Still I still got to work on it. Yeah what's what's good about you when you hit on someone like what are you you bring in. I'm nervous about when these obsta with he's off. I got four more years. I got a pet store down the block. What are you what you bring to the table? Why would you date you? I mean I think I'm I think it'd be really good boyfriend very supportive. You have no diseases I have no diseases uses. I have two dogs and a cat who doesn't like that no but I think I'm very supportive when I'm when I'm like when I have your back I ever back put up with a lot of nonsense with that last Oscar. She's a drunk flashes positive. That should be on your okay Cuba. I put up with a lot of nonsense because like I feel like some people have issues in the moment. They reveal their issues a lot. The people pull out like they lose leading. Maybe that's smart. I think it's probably it's probably the less re as supportive to yourself. No I think when I'm when I'm into somebody I'm lesser. Also more about putting them in front. I'm more about. I'm worried more about her than me saying that. That's bad because they don't give a shit about me as much. I gave a shit about her. So I'm worried about my. You know I really wanted to excel in her job Harry describing this is a positive. What's the positive thing about you? I thought I think it's positive when you're with a person who appreciates that but if a person does appreciate. I don't think anyone should appreciate that. You're not supported the by yourself but more support. I'm still supporting myself. I've I've High Eagle What what I'm saying is is that I'm also supportive of them but if I'm really into somebody I will be more supportive of them than I worry more about them than myself. Isn't that bad. That's that's bad. Yes that is bad. Isn't that bad for was better. Take advantage of it which I feel like some girls have taken advantage of. I take advantage or are they taking what you're giving. They're taking what I'm giving. But they keep taking taking them like. Hey I have this issue there like like I'm ever forget like this. One girl always go to all their problems right. We go to all the problems I guess. Sit there on the phone on for hours and really want to do that and the day. They told me there was one day. MOM's in a coma. They're like she might not make she might not. We might have to kill her in the morning. There's no brain activity we're GONNA have to like. Just pull the plug right. So very we're GONNA find out in the morning so left the hospital. My camera upset and we will get a barely told exact situations like. I'm really tired. I got work in the morning. Did you keep talking to that person. Like another a year but I was like. Hey I'm not asking you to fuck near the I'm just saying I'm really upset. I want to get a beer because I might just murder my mom in the morning. Can I just WanNa talk to you. She lived three blocks from the hospital. And she is Tino you calling i. I never had this emotion at all ever never wanted to call. I showed interest in your mom. She's been the hospital for a couple of days. Have I asked never know that. She's one of the people that kept saying Texas. If you need anything let me know if you need to let me know and I'm like hey I need you to come get a beer with me and you can go. You can go to An English sleep now. Okay right well. It's interesting that you say. Sex is not a big deal. Stop Stop waiting have it. But he didn't have sex since then. That was yeah. How long ago The year two three months. That's a long time right. Yeah but I mean like it's not as long as it was before release. I'm getting I'm getting some stuff. So do you still have hangups about what's ex now. I mean have sex. Someone's got up one and a half extra me. That's the thing right. Yeah you know. That's the thing but I think you know what I'm really kind of girl do you go for you I'm like I'm I'm Kinda Steve. I'm GonNa go for young girls. They need to stop doing now again. No nineteen twenty lies that and you're well we didn't know thirty eight author forty two these twenty sign. No you know. I wasn't like that always. It was like me I was like kind of go over girls my age and then like yeah when he was twenty and I kept getting older No I just I kind of like. I don't know it just kind of run into I. I'd like an older women but a lot of times the article on that. Yeah I should right. But here's the deal and I say this on my act like there was like a couple of girls my age I was into and right away. They're like I could tell you like me back in right with like so Are you GonNa do any else beside stand up. Like how much money do you make. What the stand up like? How much do you this and I'm like well? It's not about the money it's about this that and the third you know. And they don't get it and they're like why don't you. Why don't you were to something during the day or something like that? I'm like well I need to be available or stand up a podcast. They don't they they don't understand whereas a girl that's younger like she like gets she gets all this. I feel like a lot of older women involved with them. They don't get this lifestyle the comedy lifestyle. Okay whereas I feel like girls that are younger more accepting of it could lazing. That is because a girl made like are at your thirty eight thirty nine if you're not on TV now you're not going to be on TV. Or Saddam is at all or do you think it something else. What do you mean you think you think the twenty year old does not waiting FETA PIA on TV but the forty four year old? I think the twenty year old sees it because they they have like you know when you're twenty like all this time you know when you're getting older especially when you're when you're getting older you're like I don't have any time I have to do this now So they're like you're thirty eight thirty nine you not on you haven't been on TV yet. Maybe you should do something else and I'm like well you know I think I still have. You know I'm doing good on the road and stop. It's you know what I mean like. I don't I would be honest with you. Stand up even if I only got booked at at a at a bar shown a story I would never stop doing stand up like that's just you know I'm doing it because I love it. You know what I'm saying but I feel like a lot of people will now. You need to start making serious money. Now you're entering forty forty one or whatever right so at the time you say you can't live your life in fair there. I know he said losing my virginity wasn't a life altering event and here I am saying how awesome things got after sex but that's just it so basically you're saying a forty year old is expecting something a twenty twenty year old is hoping for something. Yes well no they they they think are I if you haven't done it if you haven't done it at this point we gotta think of a plan long have have you been doing it. I've been doing it fulltime. Twenty fifteen I did a part time since two thousand eight Is it an issue financially. No I'm do you have rent to pay. No I'm doing great with money. So Yeah I just saw the house stuff. I'm making money through a lot of investments and stuff so okay do you say that part to a forty year old. Yeah but they still like well. Maybe you should do this. Maybe do that. And it's like these twenty year olds. Are they in the industry. No where are you meeting. Twenty we'll yeah. The last one year I met. She was a waitress Chris at a club and stopping waitress and then girl and then they'll yeah actually the they were the girl before that also worked in a club so yeah and the meeting them even comedy high bar nowadays. I look back and understand that staying away from sex all these years was like banning myself from the grocery store. It's not the end of the world to have sex with someone you have no connection with. Also we need to stop stigma against sex workers. Look you come once in your life teaching us about sex. That's right call these women's slots there you could everything legalize uh-huh look. I'll be honest. I think if they legalize sex work and across the country is he a lot less angry people on the Internet. Sure but it's funny. You came in your molly slots I think if you're fluttering like you figured out helicopter instructions more normal idle because I think a lot of these guys who become in cells they have this weird eared idea about sex from leaving their kids and it gets weirder as they get older. I but I think I think the intervention there is when their kids and to not to stop having let along because if if they go from being an angry person who's not getting sex to being an angry person who's paying for sex. They still might not find that respect for women we still are calling Ling them. Something different than what they are. Does that make sense. Yes the one that my mom always told me was. I never called a whore in caller an idiot. A jerk off an asshole all but never call woman Ahora. No woman is a whore. Even if you're doing it for money that's how they survive so she told me. Coin no whore or she would have been really proud of you. Yeah Yeah woman. A horror slut is not acceptable. But you'd like you know if you have up just ruined woman you're like. Hey you're a fucking asshole your piece of shit that's different. You know what I like. Most of MOM. She didn't just say she gave you. Option jerk off Cherkasova equal opportunity. I like it because sometimes there's women are assholes it'd be like fucking share. I know I said losing my virginity wasn't a life altering event and here I am saying how awesome things got after sex but that's just it life has always. It was always going to be awesome. I was always going to have an easy time finding women but I let my fear of sex fare of doing it with someone. I don't care for block me me. Making connections with women Ba- physically mentally. I put that wall up. Life didn't change. I did yeah there you go all right for years. He'll give you another example example. Man I didn't really keep going for years. Yeah okay. You're you're fucking Moses. Can I tell you given even update. I don't know what the Fuck I wrote here. This out just more preaching me. Jim has changed. The Gym has been more of a change from my life than having sex makes sense. Yeah the jam has completely changed everything for me more so than sex for years. I couldn't tie a tie. I my mom's time I was a manager. Caroline Mommy the other day I saw this as I quit. I saw this amazing three-piece suit. I wanted to wear it so I bought it and taught myself how to tie a tie. My parents used to tell me my hand eye coordination stopped me from ever learning out. Guess what I taught myself. Do you think maybe that's why people move out of their parents house. Even though they get along is to just kind of like feel the pain of Oh it feel the pain of adults in the same way that you feel a pain in the gym and then you feel better about this. They wouldn't let me go the gym Jim when I was young. What is this? Let me day died. When you're in your thirties? I know they so you can go to the gym like why because many whores there. No no remember my mom said. There's those are many embassies pay attention to many assholes. Too many Turco snow because they said I had no I coronations kid and they say you'll never at the gym that so this is what he ran. Fanta Light Infanta. This is what the doctor said. I told US my trainer. He goes like the doctor said well. He's never going to be Michael Jordan. Bo Jackson accent already exist and they took that as well. He can never play sports but the trainer says just. Because you're not Michael Jordan doesn't mean you can't be on the fucking bulls right. Now you can be on the Bulls if you put if you plot yourself at seven and and the hey. I'm going to be in the Bulls even on my hand I coronations and the best did we not learn anything from the movie GATTACA. Exactly yeah so but now he's working. Thank you sorry once. We're up to four movies for the big weekday movies. Now I can tie goddamn tie in the suit. Looks great now can buy more suits for years. I stayed away from them because convince myself. I can never tie a tie but now I came in here. Okay now I can dress like Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I the one thousand nine hundred eighty six twenty four seven and sells more pretense. I love it. Thank you for you get dropped a load over a year ago and this article too because we know when when you googled me the fucking stupid version. Twenty fourteen came up like I said I gotTA write new article so that when you Google me the fucking hey I had. SEX ARTICLE COMES UP AND SELLS. You Convince Yourself. Everyone is Becky or Chad. Everyone is either jerker unattainable so why bother just like I convinced myself. All ties are untouchable. Don't you were so proud of yourself. Now I can wear any tie in the world does really went on about this guy. Can you do a Bota now. That's a little after you get this. That's another words this always eating. Yes that's when you up from behind and if you put the guard down you can have fun with some amazing women or men. Why are there gay in Celsius says while stop it and trust me? Sex is way more fun than tying a tie I think. Let me do both are actually cells. It's kind of weird. Let me go do both and I'll get back to you. I have two dogs. I could tie have great women in my life and throw house parties one once a month where everyone plays. NBA Jam Damn Beer Pong. Yeah there's nineteen year olds love when I was a kid. I was afraid of women. And you can't go to a bar with these women you like. Yeah well when I was a kid I was afraid of two women dogs pens on the bar. Okay yeah cheese depends on a bar if the bar SA's bear I can't imagine my life without either now. Sometimes the things you fear the most are the things that will save you. Yeah I wrote all that so people from the Google me they would find that then. I walked off all over my tape. How often do you jerk off once a day? Okay it's more important than what he wants from a woman. I don't know I I mean What kind of relationship? Let's say you're looking for like part like a partnership like someone like that will mean in her will be. We'll do everything together like like like like a lot of my friends. I got like a want someone. WHO's almost like a teammate? Okay Yeah do you WanNa live with someone I think eventually I I want to get married. You know the other reason to get married because I saw the paperwork of my parents were going into the hospitals and the homes and basically like if you're a low like let's say you get really sick and you are not married and you go in the hospital right. The government has the right to take all your shit the government basically has the right to like do whatever they want your the money for your care because you don't have anyone to speak for you whether it's but if you have a wife or a son They have a daughter probably you. It's easier easier for you to get help the government because you know like let's say you're alone and a massive stroke now you're the hospital to tip for your care. They're just GONNA take your money in your bank account but but if you have a wife they'll give you medicaid or whatever because your wife needs out money to survive you're hitting some of us. What a disgusting country? So it's Kinda it's Kinda catered Lord I learned as you get older people who are married with kids get more consideration and people who are alone so you just say you know so that you're not rushing into marriage and I no and I don't say that just for you I say that because that notion that whole thing that you just said is further scaring some people. I know because like I. It's already ready. You feel lonely because you're the only one who never got married and like all this kind of not you. But in general just a you guys know you can pick a proxy that could be your best friend a proxy. You do have a problem with so that person if you're not married if you don't have children if you don't have the next of kin sort of thing if you don't have parents because they're passed away you brothers sisters brothers and sisters so you could pick someone that they will call and they have to answer to so that you're not rushing to decide that this person is the person you tied down onto you can pick from your friends. Who's your proxy airforce? Amy that one of the Bunny Ranch Lady Oh yes. He's the proxy on my friend. This exclude you own a house now in Times Square Times Square. Did you get that all the house story. Yeah Yeah we're GONNA place what is this. What is this why he when he lived with his parents and his aunts? Do you own that placement. Yeah Yeah how are you dealing with all this death I two thousand eighteen and deal with it well especially was to Congress was close with one of them said no we it should be your dad. Dad Oh my God yeah. What was that in response to? Well I filmed like a scatchard replace and I left my lawyer Cole makes. My Dad made a bad deal on how the city owns so we had to sell the house right away or the bank would get all the money. Wow Okay so she says hey I mean you. Obviously you gotta come right now and paperwork so I ran out of this girl's apartment. I was waiting. MM for her to get back and I'm like texting hair. You most back from your place. Listen I gotta go right so I ran the lawyer because employers have like the never get back act you. Have you ever dealt with lawyer trying to get something. Lawyers are always fun. Yes so I get there to get to this fucking lawyer. Because he wasn't around a million other cases next day get attacked. You left my house of Mass Elsa Three Coffee Cups you left my house mass and they want to deal with you again. You're not respectful of our friendship. Leave me alone I go okay. I'll leave you lonely. Sorry but you know I was really overwhelmed with my. I'm really overwhelming. My Dad dying really warm with everything. I need to get this deal done. I don't know how many get it done and the lawyer was only able this time. It's because you know you always use your dad's excuse news is by. He's only been there for like a month. Nobody gives a fuck about your dead dance. Thought talking about him and I called her and I said are you really sure you WANNA go down this road with me I go. You really mean that on right and she goes yeah there you go all right. You're crazy and I hang up the phone and just the fact it's because she was at my dad's funeral Schmidt. My Dad's chance brothers and sisters. In fact somebody could be like that kind of isolated me. I DIDN'T WANNA do stand up as much kind of pressed me and then some other comic Kinda got nasty and I and I said the same thing I'm like. Hey I'm really over on my dad's breath. I don't need a drama cancer and I'm like we all have cancer like so that kind of shut me down so that twenty eight. That's when I went and got the dog. Okay because I know that's a good idea. Because IT forces you to go ahead and walk it and take care of icon was like. Why am I friends with these? COMEDIANS will give a fuck about his stage time. And like because. That's what the one girl said like. I shouldn't even ask you. I should be your show all the time because I do so many favorites for you and I should ask you for Steve saying you should just know when I need it. I'm like really like it's it's awesome. It's like these people are are all people either being nice to me because they want to go on stage because they need something from me you know like when someone says you go fuck himself or whatever you you know like a month so I got isolated twenty t but then after I had this after the tr- Bunny Ranch I serving house parties and stuff and now I feel a lot more. Have you seen a therapist or anything like that. No no no I just I just rant on podcast but now I feel better I feel better. No Yeah Yeah but now it's that's but you know what it was. This is gonNA sound weird after my aunt died. That's why it's a lot better because I was always worried. It's going to happen when everyone dies it and then I got the answer. Nothing bad's really going to happen and then I could do this to the house I can change this around I can move this and I got a lot freer when everyone was gone when the whole sense. Yeah yeah well you are pretty incredible. Oh thanks yeah I'd love your honesty and your openness about it. Do you ever feel weird about talking about any of this stuff off now because when I did the guys we fucked podcast in two thousand fourteen I got a lot of female fans from it then want hook up with me but in can happen and actually hooked up with a female fan. Not The answer. I was thinking you know fair enough very I love honesty like I'm not I love it. It's already been out out there and it's like whatever I met this girl in. La Off the country for podcasts. That's what's I don't mean to keep plugging guys talked like all all right. How how How old was she? She's like she's like thirty. So that's good okay. And then I met this I met this girl in Florida and we hooked up and she's she's just motorboat it we made out. Yeah she's thirty three but now she's engaged so I blocked your block up her fucker so all right cool taught for she is right but he's not a whole lot like I don't WanNa keep till you're engaged. I don't WanNa like an Alanon visiting Florida. You're engaged in all that follows. Why am I gonNA I want you to hang out and you've have boyfriend Ken? Men and women be friends. I'm friends with a lot of women that would let me let me rephrase Ken men and women be he non make out friends. Yeah Yeah where do you think that. I'm from Allston. She stays with me. Chad out to Christina. That is a great way to bring someone out that route though. She's staying at your place. She's awesome. She goes out with the dogs right. I can go enroll gigs eggs. Because she'll be there for the dogs and she should at least a Li- you take your penis out around. You're not right. Just take it out all right. She likes Giant Puerto Rican guy. One another article so I want you having sex twice in your article every time I have sex want. It doesn't bother me that he's with nineteen year olds who cares because what toddlers limits I carly. That's it what Carly Carly The Disney I. I wrote a I was going to prom shows doing stand up so I cut. Maybe I made. I had a bit where I would be like. Hey how hot is Carl you audience. which year and I wrote about it on facebook? And then you know this whole shing Gillis thing went down. Sure I'm like I guarantee some they want someone's we're gonNA find like a twenty-five Carl he's really hot and you know what fuck it. I'm going to own it. They said that won't give a shit. Well how carly what is back in back in two thousand seven. She was like fifteen fifty two separate shows so I think they should stop looking you on prom. Why don't do anymore K.? But the I.. I await of relate to the post graduate. They would all cheer like yeah. She's hot you will you have sex with a normally I or a prostitute now enormous. I'm not gonNA do anymore prostitute. So you've been there done. been there done that you know. I know twitter and instagram. You can follow ladies these rate google recruits. That's a great name by the way. Oh that's not really my real name but thank you. You don't know my real name. Yeah Salvador Gutierrez records is good. Yeah that's why did you gary goods from Will raise my middle name and Gutu Short Gutierrez because people see when I start working the Carolinas. Gut's hey it's the good stuff that's called you and stuff. His podcast Disney movie stack. There is a lot of child like stuff in your life. I wonder if there's something there. Well what do you think of someone Mike Keith. What do you think of men because we talked about women this whole time to get along with men? Yeah I do yeah I do I I don't like nerds. I don't I like guys that are like in the Guy Shit fist. Pound that Bro. Yeah I like is in the best. I can't hang out with fucking guys who play like dungeons and dragons. That's you know that's not really me. What nowadays what'd you? May you only mentioned three things. And they're all trial the bunny ranch. I'm watching men in the loss. Yeah I like that stuff but like some of these guys a bugs bunny shirt. Yeah look yeah but I I hate fucking nerds. I know aren't one doesn't mean I have to hang out with them. They're horrible people I like. He can't how he's boring. Yeah can you tell isn't a nerve key. I've watched basketball Keith. Yunos thank you yeah. I don't like basketball that much. But like I'd the men shit right rather hang out with guys like that then guys who are into like fucking magic the gathering in something like I tried to get into that's the only two options what what else guys into also hipsters only those guys. I like fucking like my cousins. My cousin like my cousins. Big Burly likes to raiders. He's as of I like hanging out with that guy. Do you like the raiders. Nah but you're wearing a hat. Yeah because my cousin. My family likes the raiders. Like what I see this. I was thinking of your family. Yeah Mike Boorda who we supported his family. I'm representing my my cousins in California. Let's the bugs bunny show representing my niece. Take my sophomore representing my aunt. Keith like watching the game you really get get to know him because he was like Oh say you like just face forward and tell you to go fuck yourself a UH I'll go to a movie you hang out with twenty year old men. No no all the guys are might lie. Why what why because that just twenty year olds or so interesting to you? But I wouldn't hang up between year old guy if there were around but they're not around so why a twenty year old women around because because fucking comedy club people to hire comics perverts. There no twenty year old men around you in a comedy club. Are there twenty year old men in a comedy club. Yeah I imagine. They're men of all ages. Well here's the other thing too is. I was actually saying this. Someone like the younger male. COMEDIANS were white. They're either like two camps like I don't see any like future mark norms. Dan Sodas or anything. There's either like dude like really hipsters like we need talking about the racial gender affirmation America. Or they're like really Ultra Legion skanky. Actually yeah it was rape and his five-year-old what are the twenty year old guys like us with the two zero one of the twenty year old girls like they're like I think does there's like one twenty year old twenty four. That's really talented. She's got like a lot of. She got a future. Sure jokes or clever and stuff. I like a lot of guys. Clever jokes anymore. So only the we need some girl so only the twenty year. Old Women have good jokes. No I'm saying like yes. I'm seeing Laurie now. The younger female comedians. I have a bit bigger future. The new young standpoint of what's the twenty year olds point of view from stage. Like what is there. 'cause you're saying that the guys that I see doing stand up there either super liberal roll or super like filthy cool and what. I don't see what other women they're more middle of the road. They are like more like a well rounded comedian. I don't like I'm not saying you shouldn't be like filthy or you shouldn't be like super like Harry Kona Blah. But like I saw like a guy like Dan. Moore Norman is like middle. It's like it's just. It's appealing appealing to a mass audience. And I can see like more female comedians who are starting out have more appealing material. As of right now you know it might change in a year or two like five years ago. Authority bit different. But now I feel like that have you met. JP mcdade Lucas Connolly them middle of. Yeah they're a little but I'm not when Lucas collies not twenty years adult okay yeah. We can't working comedian. Yeah Yeah I'm talking about people that are just you. When you say to me? The twenty year olds. I'm saying the twenty twenty year old female. Comedians are more rounded than twenty year old male. As of right now changing a month Palo by the way I hate basketball. Say happened to Beyon- wait. Maybe you're watching football. What we watch those okay? It was a sport. Neither one of you cares what the fuck sport is on. But you're both very manly all right. 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Just doing that for our. But it's a very intense. I I also like it's like fucking right the rower you sound like Shit. I'm bad with terms. Call you wearing lifton lifting powerlifting and stuff. Yeah Ah I never thought it could do any of this stuff. so that's like more impressive fucking guys gym guys more than nurse. That really cool. I got the job the biggest nerds. I know what is happening guys. I'm you the gym more so than guys tight. Really fucking changes people's minds about mm paper so jealous and guess what else that sucks. Yeah yeah he had sex more than once more than one more than once also I. I have a semi weekly show at Caroline's every Monday so it's only five bucks. You have a semi. Yeah like like. I don't have the next two weeks. I had on twenty seventh and every week in February. Okay they have it all right all right maybe like they over twenty trying all right only the kids are doing start like for twenty twenty remember twenty twenty forty all right also. 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Meantime our Nadia Ramleh gone reports the Kentucky Senate passed a bill that would require voters to present photo identification mm-hmm when they head to the polls Senate bill to sponsored by Republican representatives. Bobby Mills of Henderson and demand Bayer of Georgetown. Now heads heads to the house for consideration. Kentucky already has a law on the books that requires an ID to vote but it doesn't specify a photo ID and in many rural counties as a voter doesn't have to show any form of ID if the poll worker already knows them Corey Shapiro with the Aclu of Kentucky says it appears the bill is being fast tracked. There's legislation does not need to be rushed through currently if passed would would be implemented for the November twenty twenty election which is an extremely important election action. We have a we have a presidential senatorial election. He adds the law would not be in effect for the state's primary election in May sponsoring legislators. 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According to Megan Fountain of volunteer with when he died Latina Anoxia N- many who are witnesses to or or victims of crimes or have simple civil matters have good reason to fear that going to court may put them in jeopardy of arrest by plain clothes ice agents. Ice Agents have been stocking the courthouses. They have racially profiled people and this is absolutely interrupting the judicial process in Connecticut. Isis defended the courthouse arresting federal immigration. LAW GIVES THEM EXCLUSIVE AUTHORITY TO MAKE THOSE ARRESTS regardless of location. I'm I'm Andrea Sears. Reporting this is pianist. Democratic presidents who candidate Tom Star will headline headline these six annual progressive of it is being held this weekend in North Las Vegas hundreds of attendees will also hear from surrogates for Joe Biden Pete Buddha Judge Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. Erica Castro is with the Progressive Leadership Alliance Nevada helping to organize the event along with the group battle born progress. Custer Sir says the workshops will help people get ready for the Nevada caucuses which starts in only four weeks. The biggest thing is making sure that people are prepared to caucus which is coming up. They've made it a little bit easier here in the state of Nevada for people to be able to caucus early attendees at this. Weekend's event will delve into to a range of issues that resonate in Nevada including immigration gun violence prevention funding to clean up mining pollution voting rights climate change and the cost of healthcare care. Castro says the public is welcome. The summit runs from nine. Am to five PM at the College of Southern Nevada. Cheyenne campus in north. Las Vegas. I'm Suzanne Potter and the Florida legislature. Could end the practice of spending the licenses of people driving with unpaid fines and fees about two million people in the sunshine. State eight have had their licenses suspended. Some contender being penalized for as put driving while poor Republican Representative Byron. Donald says. His bill would give them a much needed break. There was a time period. It's actually work with the Clark. Carina payment plan that makes sense for the people of our state they can make their dictate. Thank payments keep their license from being suspended in accumulating points. Keep them on the road they can go to work. Pick up their kids salsa for this or we're trying to and finally are Dan. Dan hyman reports a federal loophole. Means that millions of tons of billions of gallons of radioactive natural gas waste are being disposed of as if they were not radioactive radioactive according to the investigation by rolling stone liquid brine from the average Marcellus well contains more than nine thousand Pico curies curies per liter of radium nuclear site. Can't discharge wastewater above sixty PICO curies. Melissa Trautmann with the nonprofit group earthworks works says the problem is an exemption included in federal law for oil and gas waste decades ago. It is exempt from hazardous waste law and has been vincent the nineteen eighty s so for the past forty years. This waste has been disposed up improperly and has led to water and land contamination on the industry argues that naturally occurring. Radioactivity doesn't pose a real threat to humans or the environment and gastro his political allies have said increased regulations would stunt growth at a time when the industry is already troubled by low prices. 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He's Co Dr. Billy is a chiropractor who heads one of the biggest health and wellness seminars in Chiropractic also brings in the WHO's who in in the health industry so California Jam Twain Twentieth Shindig Coming Up here February fourteenth and that's They'll take your sweetheart on Valentine's Day so so what we're GONNA do is. I'm going to let Dr Billy demoss introduce themselves. Tell you about it. Because his BIOS rule lock show. Dr Billy go ahead tell everybody everything. Well Good Morning Earnest and excited to be here just waking up out here to California. I've met a Chiropractic announced theory. Four years started out in the chemistry field probably for wrong reasons and then have his hugely successful pediatric practice working with a lot of kids. autistic kids also adults a two and over the years banning a leader in chiropractic teaching at seminars. Starting my own seminar a series that we did in the office four years and then that graduated into this event called California jam which is open to the general public as well. It's a huge event with Ted Ed. Talk Format and multi. We have twenty five different speakers on topics from everything from cannabis to vaccines to Fukushima to Geo Engineering. Obviously a lot of chiropractic neurology. Bulletproof was there last year. I know you're a big bulletproof drinking. You're bulletproof coffee. Dave asprey was there so I get all the big leaders in the healthcare profession. And then like you had a little. ACDC on there. I think we played that song. Two years ago we play a little music. Keep the energy up and we were doing song song this year. I don't know if you remember you're probably about the same. John Resume as far as age is concerned. But we did some we're GONNA do steppenwolf called pusher man or we're going to put we're gonNA dedicated so my friends in the vaccine industry. You could probably get an idea who some of those people are. That are pushing these drugs. These kids they're not only maiming children but also so I just had a patient came in this week. Who Lost Her son to a vaccine injury? So this is a real topic of people at obviously with all the censorship or seeing as as I always say they would be trying to answer so hard if what we were saying was true in and they knew it wasn't true so again always smell the rat and I can smell a big rat out there air and that rats being exposed on so many levels and I'm seeing the world waking up to this revelation I go into a higher level of enlightenment why longer than the bio sorry tell Davi scare way that woodpecker. He's right here in the crap out of me but the you know why do you think this is the time calming twenty twenty. The year is built up to all of a sudden. You've been doing this a while. You know doing a long time since I've been doing this since nineteen eighty five. They've been in practice and I've been telling US vaccine story for ever. Well what's changed. Well I see more people are waking up to be honest with you why it's now in sixteen. We did backseat vaccine education summit. Ten days after I I talked with Dr Judy Mike. She was recommended. I gotta go boom. This is it. We're done because we'd already been doing stuff years before are and but I go and then back you know it was coming out and we pirated thousands of copies of that four days before it was even released. And I'm like Asoumi so you'll this is. We put it out at the maternity ward. Go to legislators. We did a thirty state thing justice last legislative session last week thirty states got DVDs. Whatever to dress to legislators were just being by heads and the reason is because I saw that finally it was enough awareness of what was happening and the biggest thing thing was dem censoring everybody? It's like no. You're not allowed to talk about it and I'm like wow that never works. Well never they get away with. That now doesn't work well especially with somebody tells me not something that's GonNa make me WanNa do more I've always anti-establishment Contra counterculture counterculture. Obviously we got woodstock this year. which was the epitome of that in the sixties? So again when somebody tells me not to do something especially where I know. Something's when I smell dead rat. I'm going to talk about it and I'm GonNa talk about it even louder and I think the reason we're seeing such a huge change in an shifting consciousness because of the mandates now on it's really starting to wake up again I've had people on my own profession Criti- criticize me back that I taught speak out about vaccines. It's not a chiropractic subject. I I'm taking my impracticality off and I put my humanitarian hat off because I care about these kids and I'm in practice and I see the devastation. I see the autistic kids. Kids with asthma's eggs my my allergies. I see kids have died from cancer. So it's it's rough man in the trench and you're actually you have your finger on the pulse in and you see how it destroys families and you see the divorce rates because of this this kid coming my practice it is sometimes. It's almost difficult for me to put up with them for in fifteen twenty minutes but then can you imagine living with kids like that. I mean it would. It's beyond me and again I I feel so sorry for much errands that have been subjected act into this medical oppression. Tell me you know the callousness that the industry has is it. I don't it just seems like a sociopathic they know empathy. They don't care you're just livestock money. Screw you mom and I I what. What kind of people are we dealing with? What are we up against? Well I think there's there's two levels to it. I think the doctors the most doctors like the pediatricians are have literally been brainwashed into believing what they actually do work. Could you imagine going to school for eight nine years and I finally realized that ninety percent of what you learn is B. S. so Ah again it's going to be hard for you to kind of like come to that realization but I think higher up the ladder of the people higher up on the food chain. Global elitist are the people that are really pushing this whole agenda and again if we have a we have a population that has been dumbed down neuro toxically on then also through their media and through the education that they're getting in schools anymore. I think it's a lot easier to control these people and heard these people into their pens of enslavement. So again to me I mean I know the agenda Eh. It's agenda Twenty One and it's agenda twenty one on a population we're also seeing probably efforts towards depopulation of the planet and again. I think the people are doing this are actually doing it. Protect the planet and protect themselves. And I don't think they really feel that what they're doing it they feel. It's just just a necessary. Evil You Watch Bill Gates on that Youtube video where he talks about. We got to get the population under five hundred million. We're done you know so again. I think gets a protective measure that planet. Just like the Geo Engineering. I mean we see. Gee I don't know if you guys talk about Geo engineering much in your. Shall we talk about everything. I get the gist of it. I'm I'm a hardcore anarchist libertarian. Are you still voting. Are you kidding me. I mean you know. So it's We've been involved in a lot of things and you probably would recognize nuys kind of stamps. Me I'm the one that created the Ron Paul Level Ocean logo during the away twelve campaign. That's that is how a lot of people knew me from out of Arizona and Arizona. I've been doing this for a long time since a late eighties so I was a young. These young activists going kicking Butt and then Doc Paul's campaign started already knew it was going to happen. I'm going this is this. This is not going to go well for the bad guys because how how did all these people. These young people support support the seventy something mural. What the Hell's going his freedoms the answer? What's to question and a demonstrated the decentralisation of understanding that they're bad there are bad? They're bad they're bad and you know what's the solution. Well we're GONNA talk about a lot of the solutions the revelation and what's coming next is twenty twenty the year. I never say that but I'm starting to twenty two from the six letter of captain mark a pirate's life is characterized by voluntary interactions. Unfortunately the crown presses everyone into involuntary servitude landlubbers believe slavery was abolished Polish years ago. But the crowns still claims to own us. 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Usually well he's GonNa he's GonNa he's GonNa take care of that for us now. I give you some of his bio here give you answer. Some of these questions. Grounded grounded in his love Chiropractic and driven by his passion for rock and roll. Billy founded California Jam in two thousand and eight with three Action packed days of renown health and wellness speakers live bands health industry vendors a VP GALA VIP gala. Dinner and an amazing after Party cal. Jam is now the biggest most influential car practice event on the planet but cow. Gem isn't just about having a good time it's about changing the consciousness of the world and building an army for change. That is just what he is doing now. You have. It's California jam a dot Org California Jam Dot Org. We got your back. No well go ahead and hang up and do the link again. Maybe that'll do it. Because I could see you know I don't have. Oh yeah you. They're just a minute ago now but when you when you just keep you know the academic could end makes them setting changes there just in case in. It'll just come up and I can hear you you know but you're looking good and you were sounding good before that's just when we came back. It just stopped now. He's highly sought after. Billy travels the country speaking on a plethora of topics from chiropractic to nutrition delivering the message of Health Health and wellness. In only the way Dr Billy could with passion and purpose his motto is work hard. Play harder and he does even. He's an avid surfer snowboarder. Oh border musician. simplifies living a loving balanced healthy and full life and is dedicated to helping people around the world find the same for themselves so this is a philosophical battle. Also so I wanNA make sure that you know documentary gets You know we're on the road were hitting the road with A bus starting in May that we're travelling the country on the vaccine issue. That's what we're doing hail my wife and I we've done this for a lot other causes and stuff too and mostly it's just freedom and This is definitely one of and just so distressed by the people that don't have the support from home like our children did. Ross we have you know Twelve grandkids are four kids all their children and and I had so much and they just go nope mortgage but the pressure that they went under from the medical community and their pediatricians and so on was amazing. Easy and then we find out. It's a monetary thing they know. Did you WANNA try just disconnecting and coming back. No I don't hear you just go ahead and try and come back and maybe that'll will do it is just a setting of the then those dumb and you know and that's one of the things why I like. You know these events like California. Jam is because what happens is by doing that. You bypass the censorship. You just get people in front of people so networks out. Okay we got you there now. No I don't know what would it would be me. That's not me I mean when you were up up right at the moment and see. I got mute on mute so I have young muted. Did you know here I tell you what let's do this. Can I get you to call in right away. You you have a phone that you can do. You can leave the video up. Just call me you got a phone. Yeah six two two six four two eight. Zero Zero Shit ring is going to go ahead and try and do that well. This is a good hook up. I'm sorry that we're having this problem. Looks like it's going through another can whatever so go ahead and I'll pull up his graphics make him look purdy this. Yeah we WANNA make sure that we are all budgets. Might be this compute. Now there we go. Okay okay I got you there. Yeah you got me here. See I got skills so we got the your graphics going up. We'll talk to you on the phone. I'll get tell me about California jam real quick for at time on this segment all right well. California Jam Dan. I feel I. I wanted to do something different to I. DidN'T WANNA do it in a hotel. Like all the other conventions I went to a performing arts center. which is one of the most beautiful opulent venues in the world? That's worthy hold all plays like wicked chat symphonies there and very rarely have any rock and roll. They don't have rock and Roll Museum. We're the only ones that bring rock roll and I do amazing job and production. We have to mazing aging production teams doing our lighting and sound. So it's a rock show plus great speakers and the music this. We always gave a theme every year. We've done the Beatles we've done and we did we did like you talked about your an anarchist. We did anarchy last year with punk rock this year. We're doing more peace love music and Chiropractic We're we're doing woodstock theme so again if the content is so compelling but then the music takes it to the next level and I really WanNa bring back that peace and love five and the joy vibe and we all get together and we have just an amazing. We are amazing. Speakers really excited with bringing Russell brand of the stage. He's going to you're talking about his diction and you know I'm going to be talking a little bit about the oxygen cotton epidemic. which is another way? They're trying to take a lot of his out But I mean I brought over the years just the most amazing speakers like you said from cherry ten pages. Suzanne Humphries Geoffrey Smith on. GMO thing to McCullough's Alex Jones owns was there. So I mean we've had a plethora of just some of the biggest speakers in the movement to get the message out to people and again I I got the whole hi dear from I was a kid I went to this concert called California jam back in the seventies where black sabbath deep purple and Emerson Lake and Palmer played and I and I saw this. The men's crowd of two hundred and fifty thousand. My dream is to see a venue and festival like that where there's big band that comment on top of that we bring any speakers really get to the world you know we In the break and then go into the neck will make up time. We lost their with a technical thing. But I WANNA make sure that we get To discuss where we're at in this movement and compared to what other movements and are are we even worried about the legislators dam and a lot of people go they need to not know. They just don't care. Do you want more businesses. 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Talk Live so we had a guy call in on Saturday day and he was really kind of befuddled as to why anyone would would alter their consciousness at all like he had done a little bit of drinking when he was younger. He's an older guy and he just really couldn't get it and I'm Magin. It's really kind of difficult for somebody who doesn't get it. It's it's real easy to look down your nose at that point. I imagine it's really difficult for people like that to understand. But the fact is is that if you're not altering your consciousness as being on this planet you're probably in the minority or or at some point at some point in your life because some people you know they kind of get out of it when they get older. I usually get tired of it or they've had enough of that experience. You know by definition caffeine gene is a drug insurance loot said it's a consciousness altering drug. Just wait until you give me a candidate. Coca will flip out right here. Free Talk Live seven nights a week from from seven to ten eastern live on the Liberty Radio Network at L. R. N. DOT FM. What's up next? Visit the Liberty Radio Network Program Program Guide to find out at shows dot L. R. N. DOT FM that shows dot L. R. N. DOT FM early December. We did thirty states then let us fighters got. DVD's she and I worked on our here. We're going we're back was a music while Mama Emma dropped the trump WANNA stop terrorism results. Look we still got terrorists laissez. CIA TRIPS in the KKK. John Wastes discriminate discriminate. Only way tape got question coming up here. I WANNA know have set meditate grammar take with your giant. Now they don't the Right here on declare your independence Muzak Cock this is it's all about here. The Children Cry Brian. What are you GonNa do that? What are you GONNA do? Are you gonNA do California Jam. Twenty twenty now California. Jam Is it one day to day three day. Hey there's a lot here I mean I'm going damn you might as well bring your bulletproof and make sure you stay. I mean how many people go to this thing and you know and the venue or they you know run around dancing in the aisles. And then go another speaker I mean what's the function How does this play out? Two three eight GIG. Third Games X ray certification. So the doctors get eighteen hours of continuing education units. Okay encourage bridge doctors to come at. Yeah but The Friday and Saturday which would be the fifteen or fourteen fifteen. It's open to the general public as well. Yeah it goes from nine in the morning until about six thirty seven o'clock at night and then we have us Zab black-tie gala we're having a red tie gala at the Center club which is a very exquisite club were where we can actually dine with the speakers So so you know again. We've got an amazing lineup of speakers and Saturday night we have another band so there's actually three bands. I'm in a band with my. My brothers are all chiropractors. We're called the adjusters. We're not pros but we can still rock it out and you know white one of my staff members team members. Here's the lead singer. And she's amazing. Some Janice Joplin for you like no other Grace Slick back from Jefferson airplane. So we're doing some really cool music this year because I I've always loved music man. I'm on my life is around music. I doing being surfers. I it's like I grew up with just being. I always the guy at the party. That ran the turntable back when turntables turntables Abeles. And I get that. They're coming back. I enjoy some turntables. You'll Gerard you know up to the fan. Dan Suey with some big speakers. I've always been into music and you know and I thought of you know like what people want to. I thought of the idea of bringing music music to a chiropractic invention people thought I was crazy but I I go. We'll do it church. You know they play Music Church. I go this is kind of like a church to me. In hopes revelation revelation the revolution. Then light men is all about you know people to the next level. And that's what we're doing. I amine again. Not only you're GONNA learn stuff that you know is going on with vaccine and stuff you're gonNA learn things like you're talking about certain biohacking to get you to express hired. I mean I'm on on the bulletproof coffee today. I did some no tropics forgot on the show today. I'm doing everything I can to maximize expression of my own DNA. And that's why you know you're GONNA learn stuff about nutrition and things that really get your body functioning at one hundred percent. I mean you and I are young bucks. I'm sixty one now but I'm still surfing on a short board. I still go helicopter after skiing. I still do a lot of things so goal is not only help people you know. See ways they can be healthier themselves but at the same time it's also we need to kind. It covers some of the issues that are plaguing. The it's great to be healthy but if we don't have a place to live ernest it's not to. You know the planets underseas. He's Mother Nature's getting attacked as well. And we gotTa Stop Raping Our planet and start quoting things. Some things back into well you. You're you're showing your disdain aim for the control grid the Sustainable Development and agenda twenty one and everything but it doesn't necessarily mean you don't care about the environment but I'm wondering and you know where the line is. You know you're going yeah. We need environmental not be poisoned especially with stuff shot into us. But I'm I`Ma Ma where's your anti collective we're going to make you be environmentalists and kill off down to five hundred million. I mean where's your line. Well well I mean for me on a being a surfer. I'm in the ocean every day and I mean I've seen what's happened to the oceans over the years and Just one of the big things that drives me nuts plastic issue. It's a man I I was just in The Marshall Islands which most people don't even know where they're at in their way out in the middle of nowhere very I mean. I was literally on islands where there's no people on them. And there's plastic all over these islands. So that's one issue Obviously the Fukushima things a big thing to me whether you know it's still spewing Radi- radiation into the ocean There's a lot of issues with Geo engineering that so you see the number. One thing that I've seen is just I mean I used to go to Fiji and these reese were just amazingly I mean just the colors and the life and now you go there and all these research dad and I mean you can say whatever you say about global warming or what's going on the planet with the environment but when you see it first hand and I've been doing this for you know I've been surfing for fifty plus years. I've seen the change in the state of the ocean. I mean I'm going to these areas not in the middle of Indonesia and there's there's more plastic now the ocean and again we used to fish. We used to fish and we catch fish like it was like no tomorrow man. You catch a fish after fish and now we'll go days without even catching a viscous. We grew raped the whole ocean and had no regard report. So I mean. I don't know what the answers is. That's not going to be my specialty. My specialties help but at the same time and again I'm sixty one dude. I've lived a great life and I've lived. Probably the most amazing time in human existence by these kids are not gonNa have the same luxuries to see the same and the reason Address people are sublimated on a huge level not only structurally and that's what we deal with. CHIROPRACTORS removing nerve interference. A lot of these people to express her but they're being sub upsetting chemically through all the foods and GM on the glyphosate in the chlorine in the fluorides in neuro toxins in your food But also so they're being just mentally sublimated through your media and what's going on there so again I I don't know where I draw the line on a But I think we need to be a better steward of the planet. If we're going to be really continued to thrive on this planet. Yeah my the thing is been. I'm of course I consider myself an environmentalist. I you know we do a lot of we upon ix we have you know. Had the go-to Turkeys a guy like sixty chickens. I do aquasonic staying out here. We have you know solar and we make solar generated and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah geodesic domes to the building play. And whatever and the thing that's in my way is government. I go and these are. This is the reason why we're doing the vaccine thing. The vaccine thing to me is a property rights issue. I own myself and you don't and my kids definitely are not the children of the crown. So I'm going. This is an individual thing for me. Eh I own my body. I don't force notions and potions you know the crown sticking something into me or my kids. I'll make the decision just as I want to own my property. I want to own the land. I don't WanNa be leasing from the government so the question is why you have all these people in California you. I'm sure you've seen you got a lot of people people living in the park on the sidewalk. What no that's perfectly fine? You're allowed to occupy the sidewalk. But if you take that same tent and you go on your own land you go to jail. You're not allowed to occupy your own land so my question is if pleases the crown and my allowed to occupy my own land. No why where did that come from winded ended that happened in America and you start seeing the overlapping intertwining of interest. 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It's one thing to ask the doctor here. I WanNa know Dr Billion Tomasz. Your estimation should we we can talk about you know government protection copyright and this and that and all different things but my main thing is are you lobbying. Legislators later are you worrying about the those are you going to big Pharma and having your say or CDC FDA congressman go into State Guy. You're just going straight eight to the people and the Roy what you're vector of you making your effort why I mean I'm. I'm like unbelievably busy. I mean I really have who you three four businesses going on. I mean full-time practice still then calcium's a whole nother is. You know it's like putting a wedding on for three thousand the people that want to. RSVP on the last day you know it's just like it's it's gotta learn forty six different songs Bam practice twice a week AAC then I put together all the background videos and again. There's a lot of work so I I'm not really good involved with the politics you know. I've I've put money towards stop last year. We had Robert Kennedy and he's going to be back again this year at cal jam and what I did is I'm good at raising money. I raised a half million dollars for Robert. Kennedy's Children's health. We put her money into letting other people do that stuff for me. I don't know enough about politics. But he's h just seems like it's just such a muddy muddy game to me and and my objective is that I'm working with my following which is mostly doctors in the doctors. Work with thousands of patients eat so I'm using using that medium as a way for me to get the message out on what's going on on the planet from everything from like obviously the big vaccine thing to just just like this year. I said I'm going to be talking about the oxycontin epidemic And chiropractic the answer to that guy practice the answer the most. I also want people to understand that medicine. The practice today is antiquated. It's it's bogus they treating symptoms with drugs is the most moronic you WanNa talk about quacks. Ask Look at a medical practice. Look at what they do and again. There's doctors that have seen the light and gotten out of you know conventional medicine and got into more functional type hype healthcare But so my my goal is to get people to understand the truth. So I do workshops in my office for my peeps. Once a week like last week we talked about the ways that we can detoxify from everything from all the vaccines and the crapping. Your food crap in your the crap. That's in your water to the crap crap. It's in your mind to really get people express it a higher level because I think that's the whole thing from again from big row nine thousand nine hundred four for George Orwell or you can talk Brave new world. You could talk agenda. Twenty one is again. The whole thing is to lower the human spirit. Laura expression expression of man lower is creativity and put them in a box and shoved him off a cliff that Foale objective and if we can keep people awake and we can widen there is is in will raise their vibration. Our objective is to get this message around the globe and time before the whole I don't WanNa can't say the word I want to say before the whole house cards comes down. There is a nice way of saying what I wanted to say. We get and when you say you know who's at the doctor's patient you know because the patient's medical term well your customers. My my people were clients. Your family like the people come in here and there there are part of a family. This is like you feel different. Love Vibration Abrasive when you come into my office and people say that time they but they goes up. Five in here is really good. I really work hard to create a certain vibe of my office because part of healing is raising people's goes vibration again. Everything from the food to the water to their their. Their programming through the media is lowering their vibration. And that's why the people get so you don't get sick because of flu comes and gets you every year. The flu shot and all the crap that they teach people on the TV set. What is it? What's the new one corona virus now? It's it's like the the the the boy cried wolf again. Why don't people GonNa see think the same song and dance crap? Every year on the same agenda and it ain't Workin Erkin and only the fools and morons fall for this same line. I mean it's just like come on man. Are People really that dumb down. Some some people are because they've been vaccinated and coordinated lower dated. Okay now you said the doctor said at the Senate this is my thing. I am of the opinion Yo with GM OS and the fluoridation chlorination. Whatever the the on yeah? I'm just going it's like one. It's on purpose to accomplish what to make a smarter brighter healthier probably not so it seems like it. You'll take the edge off. We had a community that was on their own well system and so on here in the Valley in Phoenix area. And then all of a sudden they're being ornery and the people getting back pushing back a lot of government stuff and everything then here comes EP and they made them go on the city of Mesa's water system to get them fluorinated and I'm going what what the hell was that. It's unbelievable I this. This is Dave whoo so it's pollution like they pollutant ocean ocean pollutant our bodies and the solution to pollution is dilution through Americans kidneys you know and our water system because they recycle the water it keeps getting built up and built up and concentrations of all this crap. And I'm of the opinion at least know if it's not freaking the purpose press so does government and them those benefit from a smart critical thinking population. Is that what they want. No they don't want that because government government is relying on stupid people to to feel dependent on them. You know the whole thing is when you're independent and you're creative and you're an individual individual and you're motivated to do things you don't need government. They want US dependent on them. They want us to be at their Neville. They want us to be just slaves leads to them and again when when people are liberated and they're motivated to go out and make stuff happen. That's not what they want their. They don't want they don't want A. I was thinking free society because that's their worst enemy. Wow well I'm glad you're doing this. How long have you been? I'm known as a eight to ANTIBAC- stay I'm not necessarily anti vaccine just not an anti there. I'm I'm a pro health. Here's the deal. You're just not going to get me to stick a needle frigging arm. I mean that goes against the whole grain of my. I mean how how humid because to me it's a satanic GAK. First first of all you look at the whole processing carving up fetuses and using their tongue kidneys to grow viruses on mixing with known carcinogens and no neuro-toxins toxins and known allergens. And then you reject that into your newborn. You have to be pretty frigging brainwashed it to go through that they tannock act to me. It's worse than witches grew at least witches brew they use probably Organic Chemical Hell L. I. N. Nude isn't a chemical derivative of the so. No I'm with you brother and this and this is started for you. You Win. What year well I got into the whole vaccine thing back probably in the late eighties when I really got into? Some deep chiropractic philosophy spe- and the early philosophers. Dd Palmer and BJ Palmer. Were Brilliant. Men they were really healers and again chiropractic spent oppressed over the years. It's been vilified because of the fact that it goes against the grain of conventional thinking out apathy which is that ICAL movement About telling people to treat their health problems with synthetic versions of of chemicals that used to comprom- plants but we're not going to use plants anymore. Ernest we're GONNA make them out of petroleum based making them out of our gasoline. I e the rockefellers rockefellers because we all gas. So we're going to vilify the cannabis. Vilify all the fun guy. We're going to Canada all the herbs and things that that people have used for eons and we're going to make them that bad but we're GonNa make you take all these chemicals that have horrific side effects and they were going to get people on their their whole objective is to get people on more and more drugs again if you think that the government and your Reagan pharmaceutical industry wants you healthy. It's the whole objective is now if we look at kids today. Fifty four percent of these kids that are being vaccinated now diagnosed with a chronic disease. They're on medications. I mean when I grow. I don't know what you're what you were. You born in sixty one. Yeah three years older than you so again when I grew up I didn't know any kid that was popping on an inhaler or had ear infections. Vaccinations or was on A. I'm with you. You had that one fat kid you had one or two kids that may have been from the little might or whatever they were pushing Russian for morning. Sickness in March of dimes had a deformed undeveloped hand or something like that and that was another you know farm thing and the needs of the month we it's chicken to somebody you knew at the media to go play mouse trap with them right. I love that game draft. That was that was our chicken ballgame ballgame. So this is we're totally different. They're scaring you into something that I mean you know. Modern medicine has its place as I mean you know great for Crisis Emergency Care but it could get the hell out of healthcare is what I'm saying non whether brother I'm GonNa go ahead and do you got a couple of minutes. We can go for a little bit no after show here. I want to go a little bit extra. You guys go to livestream and I'm Derek J.. I don't want a politician to represent to me. Government is the idea that one group of people can coerce everyone to comply with an edict four face increasing punishments up to and including death just might perhaps the most noble intentions. The best government services are a apart from what could be provided by voluntary interaction. Besides the people who call themselves the government tweet wars and peaceful people in in jail for trying to involving their victim if starbucks used some of its money to drop bombs. I wouldn't shop there. So why would I support the American Empire. The Empire does not require by concern. 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The Fox has the biggest cable numbers but also has been cutting away from hearings to feature primetime host and CNN report. Senator Chuck Schumer says his colleagues can work longer hours in an effort to find the truth. Meantime are Natty Adia. Ramleh gone reports the Kentucky Senate passed a bill that would require voters to present photo identification when they head to the polls Senate bill to sponsored by Republican representatives. Bobby Mills of Henderson and demand Bayer of Georgetown. Now heads to the house for consideration. Kentucky already has a law on the books that requires an idea to vote but it doesn't specify a photo. Id and in many rural counties voter doesn't have to show any form of ID if the poll oh worker already knows them Corey Shapiro with the Aclu of Kentucky says it appears. The bill is being fast tracked. This legislation does not need to be rushed through who currently if passed would would be implemented for the November twenty twenty election which is an extremely important election ever we have a presidential senatorial elections action. He adds the law would not be effect for the state's primary election in May sponsoring legislators. Say the bill is needed to ensure that people properly identify themselves else at the polls and to prevent voter fraud in an amended version of the bill expired photo ID acceptable. According to data from the Secretary of State's office Kentucky's Kentucky's gubernatorial election last fall had the highest voter turnout. Since amid nineteen nineties. Immigrant's rights advocates are praising Connecticut Attorney General William Tongues efforts to stop courthouse immigration arrest in the state this week. Tong joined a group of fourteen state attorneys General Filing Mikus briefs supporting a Washington Washington state lawsuit against ice enforcement in and around state courthouses an estimated one hundred twenty thousand undocumented immigrants live in the Nutmeg State according to Megan Fountain volunteer with Dowd Latina on Nazione many who are witnesses to or victims of crimes or have simple civil matters. I have good reason to fear that going to court may put them in jeopardy of arrest by plainclothes ice agents. Ice Agents have been stocking the courthouses they we have racially profiled people and this is absolutely interrupting. The judicial process in Connecticut is is defended the courthouse arresting thank federal immigration law gives them exclusive authority to make those arrests regardless of location. I'm Andrea Sears. Reporting this is pianist. Democratic presidential candidate. Tom Steyer will headline these six. Annual progressive of it is being held this weekend in North Las Vegas hundreds of attendees. We'll also hear from surrogates for Joe Biden Pete Buddha Judge Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren Erica. Castro Astro is with the Progressive Leadership Alliance of Nevada helping to organize the event along with the group battle. Born progress. Customer says the workshops will help people get ready for the Nevada. The caucuses which starts in only four weeks. The biggest thing is making sure that people are prepared to caucus which is coming up. They've made it a little UH easier here in the state of Nevada for people to be able to caucus early attendees. This weekend's event will delve into a range of issues that resonate in Nevada including Immigration Gratien gun violence prevention funding to clean up mining pollution voting rights climate change and the cost of healthcare. Castro says the public is welcome. The summit it runs from nine. Am to five PM at the College of Southern Nevada. Cheyenne campus in north. Las Vegas. I'm Suzanne Potter and the Florida legislature could have mistakes practice of spending getting the licenses of people driving with unpaid fines and fees about too many people in the sunshine. State have had their licenses suspended. Some contender being penalized for as a put driving poor Republican Representative Byron donalds says. His bill would give them a much needed break. There's a time time period. It's actually worked with the club's create a payment plan that makes sense for the people off of our states and they can make their their payments keep their license from being suspended him. MM accumulating points. Keep them on a roll sticking to work. Pick up their kids salsa for this. We're trying and finally our Dan hyman reports. A federal loophole means that millions of tons of billions of gallons of radioactive. Natural Gas. 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My Guest Today on felony Friday is Maurice Clifton. Maurice was sentenced to thirty three years and four months For crimes that during which those crimes nobody was hurt he went to trial for six point. Four grams of cocaine and money laundering. But on top of that he was held responsible for one point five kilograms of ghosts dope. And we'll get into talking about exactly what that means. Maurice I just got out of prison. I think two weeks ago from when you're GonNa hear this interview so on January tenth was after serving twenty three years years almost to the day so Marie. Welcome to felony Friday. Are you doing. I'm doing good man. I'm doing good and I assume you're doing good yourself to join your your freedom here Mantis. A blessing surreal. You know I feel like a dinosaur being reborn. Everything has changed so much. So just GONNA take a lot of getting used to. I'll tell you what though I mean for for somebody who is new. Wasn't exposed this technology and everything. Yeah Yeah Great Job. We're we're on a zoom call right now and we had a little bit of Michigan and set up but people have issues with that who have never been to present they may have trouble double using zoom so another worry about their but I kinda wanted to this show backwards a little bit. Normally I start out and have my guests go through like from the beginning and from under childhood and go up through that but since you just got out and it's so fresh in your mind let's start. You know that last Daya Prison and just the feelings you know what happened from waking up to getting out. Can you walk us through that day man Friday. Good Morning Brian. More on the ten I was in my last place. Cost originalist farsighted. Camp is like the the southern than most of eastern part of Arkansas. Right to Miss Right the Memphis Mississippi border and so Friday moina was not a typical the day because they call it work. You'll you'll go workout early across the loudspeaker. They called at about five thirty. Said you'll call one call. It was pulling down raining. I don't want go to work out. WHO's right in a coma girlfriend and we always pray like several times a week and I talked to her on the phone and she was having a bad morning joining? She didn't want to start so I go to go to work early so I went over to work about six thirty. It's like a quarter mile to walk to work zone walking in the rain on the work and Nuggets about six thirty network. Our I ended up coming in for lunch not knowing that I was already already free. The judge to order by ten thirty but the problem was that the marshalls and the courts in grand prairie getting contract with the institution. They couldn't reach anybody there. Wow I came about eleven o'clock in a coma girlfriend again and we just talked on the phone and I remember telling her that everything in God's time having and we'll talk back and forth you actually do. You think you'll hear anything. It could be a Bagel. You'll be amazed much so as what the thing I built. My whole metro has been the last few years you know since passed first step was everything in. God's timing whatever it's my time then I will be released But we talked audible. I got off the phone. I like this heavy burden on my shoulders. Because you've got a lot of family doesn't know me. I had her way but she had been ride with me for like about five years at medicines I've been incarcerated in I was long-debated working with the Iranian. I thought about going back but I had a lot of stuff that I needed to do at work. The I didn't feel like doing so. What kind of job? What kind of work were you doing? What I worked in UNICOR is a federal prison industries in? We may office furniture that so what's happened to be well working in the warehouse while is like A material and so what we did. We immature all the raw materials to institutions to make the furniture. Okay so I came over there on the institution need from from F- Seattle. I've been in October. Nineteen Ninety seven so I've been any oh courses then so coming voice touche's more like a special lease to help set up. Dude institution is big business so back to my day I'm on my way back to work in facing dog win. It's raining and winds blowing in my face. My raincoat is torn down. The bill state was in and I said I know you said you would give me more now as a man agnes is heavy lower. You know carrying this time has gotten real heavy so you know. I don't know I said I don't know if I could make it. You know so. I went on to work man at work I like to do. USA Today Cross Had Three of them on my desk that has saved the only doing me like twenty five or thirty minutes with today. I finished all three of Malaysia. forty-five minutes because I was so zone then just trying from the frustration. It's not in our earlier today. The don't get off at three o'clock when they cau- caused up until leave at two thirty because the weather was Kinda bad. Get Out of here in so my former boss was across the street at the low he came in and he said hey man they had a role model yesterday to guide immediate release ace. Women's we say I don't know if it's still here so I don't know anything about he's yeah he's GonNa hate to tell the guys just here man all the guys kind of pulling for you as you get some action as well. I don't give up today. It's not it's not over with yet why I said I don't know but you know I just had to figure that. Don't just states God that I was already free so anyway back to Get about thirty us on humor name on the loudspeakers in the secretary was called me. You Know Mari slipping reports or two senior now so the guys told me see. Yeah they call you at ten minutes in the opposite messed call you too so I walked messed always what did what did you think when you heard your name on speaker it was either. I was thinking you cut. I was on the seven days to you know what I made. The Richard Seven days retroactive to where they owed seven days so so I had twenty three years worth of seven days actually thirty three because they look good tile on Friday. We're supposed to give into four days the time and the fans they will actually giving us forty seven with the first step. They fixed the error and they have been recalculate nearby. This time is everybody had been waiting on seven Bay because they had to nineteen to get everybody done so I was like one of the last few who were there. They hadn't got their day so I figured it was the seven days or I figured I had got into some kind of some kind of trouble or something like that. So while went to the message. Center the officers say go. See the secretary so I walked overseas sector. It's on the door and she's coming in. She's so what you I said I'm Clinton Maurice Despite that and she's a she stood up unless he's a well she's a missile cliffnote. Look today you. A free man showed on the paper had one ten twenty on it and I didn't know whether to feel joyous Saying turn of liberal wet and she said well that's good news. Bad News is she's I gotta get you out of here before four o'clock debate before counter. That's not bad news this point away. Now leave out so that no you can't lead is that you can't leave now. Somebody has to pick you up. So I'm thinking about my who's GonNa pick me up at in the last owl. Just ironically. I have two sisters live in forest city but I didn't remember that number so I called my brother Antonio from Mississippi. He was coming up from what I call him secretary. Call Him when I got on the phone with him. He's a man he said you finally come home. That's how you I know. He's a May everybody manolas his ten thirty instead they might turn an institution in the US. Marzia McCall institution. They finally got a hold. Just somebody about two o'clock so since ten thirty that morning I had actually been free without going through these trials and tribulations on the way back to work you know ahead already been blessed with my freedom and so just build with him and I called him a brother he's a will call you associate there and everything so I was at the county facility in the the lowest like about a half mile you have to out process from the low so to secretary was writing. She gave me some paper to sign so within our had make America around around have all the departments. I'm a paper and You know so she was running around trying to get all the paperwork signed. Signed some papers to clear my name out man it would just this all the guys who are running around leaving leaving you know. 'cause I taught a lot of class over the years and a lot of guys knew me and so they were having they gather around all of them and they walk up to to the front and we had to run to get off because we had to count he'll all all three institutions. Be Out by four o'clock you know 'cause I officially is a freelance so when I went over to the low guy took me back and I had to take ten you know go through the normal procedure going back to rnd so when it came out to system it shook hands free man now so when I walked out the door and the lady you to leave it when you go in the past was the low or medium gotTa get you Alan for you in early so when I was leaving she asked him for a number. I told you last time to a three three zero seven seven and so what I walked out and had got rid go to take. Because that's you know all image coming in and out the mother's Day when I walked out alison no you don't have to go through user. Man Freeman glazed. Go around about that glare take care and I walked up to this shit. Man Now have been raining all abate when I walked out about all by all establishing bound rain a man in the cloud pierce started to try. That's awesome and I just thought it was. You know I lost my mom in two thousand sixteen her biggest wish that she wanted me to. Aw home why was the limit having a chance to see that I just lost my son. I lost his son Nova Mateen couple of months ago. So Oh is yeah but I've survived. Man I got out to found a way to eat a steak. They ask you what I want. I haven't had a real stake in a long tab about a state I just had to buy took like two or three byte district a whole identity presidential after two bikes. I was already floor. You know so it has been a blessing no matter you know so God has blessed me. I'm doing fine. Yeah that's that's an incredible story. So how long was the process. You know it was the first step act that ended up getting you out so so. When did you first find out that you know that you were going to get out the things were at least working towards your release getting your freedom probably in April April when I wrote the course in January it passed I In December two thousand eighteen so went into effect January so I wrote the village in January. Just sharing a cot in. This is the first time I twenty three years at any laws passed. That did the northern district of Mississippi had a point. In attorney is okay I I became hope for them so an Arrow Probation Alison Call Them I talked to the attorney. They said Well Mr Clinton we don't think that you we don't think that details I've been sending the first seven following ever since it came out so I had every Iran every scenario had looked up case law to know that applied to me try for six point four gram. I had relevant conduct the Hillman responsible for one point five kilogram and so they abandoned. Just one point five kilogram or two thousand. I actually should have went home in two thousand eight almost and we're still paying me. So what is it just a positive for minute. Can you explain what that means because I referenced it in the Intro The you know the ghost drugs one point five relevant relevant conduct. What is that was that actually mean that means that if I can go to logistic charged with aiding and abetting now that I had any drugs but because I was with somebody that sold six point? Four grams around and I didn't tell on best eight in a bid part. Let's get that. I A lot of people when they see. I wanted to travel a six point foreground now I was eight. I had a the principle only got thirty. One months initially really got thirty S. I got thirty three years. He went home after he testified against me. Yes I got much trash group. I'll just going through and I you know I like to look at it. But we went to trial for eight Point four grams and he got third where he went a few months before me and he got thirty one months of course he played good. But here's the thing on this charge. I wasn't even in the state of Mississippi on this jars. Actually close the deal. My charge was from September twelfth of Nineteen Ninety six I closed a deal on a housing colleen. Texas September Twelfth Nineteen Ninety six so I was in killeen Texas so they had three hours audio with none of my voice on it three Three hours of video. I'm nowhere on FM. Don't they man. Hey with somebody to say that. I was in a car with tinted windows. I was on the passenger side of the car and that a sly aided and abetted him in selling the six point four gram and so I ended up with the ghost. Dove is just they take to trial for one charge. The take you travel foreground once they get the conviction then once you go to sentencing. Then they're allowed to get people we're looking to get a time could say yes. Oh doleful not listen if you look at my diamond. I have no coat of famous right. I'm the only one out. Even the guy who I was aided Biz not on mine indictment. I'm known embankment. They gave me the leadership role. A four point enhancement saying that I was leader of five or more people. Who are the people? They didn't get invited women. This is my first defense earth belt offense in everything you know what I mean. That's like I don't WanNa tell you buy is easy to see but if I can send it to you or factual extra copy you look at it. You're like wow. This is ludicrous. But what would statute is that with me which was released under or no the the one that they that they got you. The they convict you under for being the leader. Oh that's on and What they call it enhancement after a posting in half of it okay? So that's none of this was presented to the jury because they you talked about it at trial was the six point on the point. Four grams That's my whole argument so we went to citizen probation probation tool where they call. PSI PSI report. It goes back and so the only the only dope attributed to meal cocaine ahead attributed to me was from an hour s agent. Now we'll take you through this hour. Essays his name is Harry Box. I want you to write that name down because I want you to Google it later. Yeah how do you spell that. Last Name B. O. S.. T. I see about this Guy Harry bostick. He was pardoned by the governor of Mississippi In two thousand ten it was a nationwide thing John Anson went down unlimited eliminated. Everybody Like you know screaming bloody murder because he was pardoned by the governor of Mississippi in these same prosecuted at try me wrote him character letters now in two thousand six. He was riding in gumming vehicle coming from Oxford and he ended up hidden a later. Hassan and I think the child died or something so he wanted to prison. The governor pardoned him in two thousand ten right before he got office office several months later he was involved in a hit and run. Wake your girl named Charity Smith. Seven months later you know. And he's he's orange a thriving. Probably I assume the same drug batum but he got called would like seven seven offenses but they will let him go because he was a government official. You know discharge here in Arkansas. I went back to court for a traffic ticket. Arkansas Arkansas in one thousand nine seven fifty nine hundred ninety seven I drove glean I have bought the house McLean I drove from Glean back to Lakeville for a traffic ticket. They arrested me on tax evasion on his order. I never got extradited to Mississippi they. He drove from Mississippi to Arkansas Arkansas. And put me in his personal car in took me back to Mississippi and I'd never seen me so he arrested me. Never even more rice. He said Murray Slip Magazine Protective as I tell Chico shared by Terry him showed war. Tax evasion is a civil matter is not criminal in Orland unless unless unless I go into depot and so they didn't want to hear he shocked me when I get to Mississippi it's not A. It's not tax evasion. That's when they were eight in a bad and the sale of cocaine I haven't been there since nineteen eighty seven so you were never charged or tax evasion with that no no it would just. It was They used to bring me back to the state of Mississippi. But here's the whole the thing right. Wow I got. I got a stack of paper man to wear Mississippi number. When they arrest me? You know you're supposed to have only the only somebody on a federal case. I want you to look this up. They can transport you across state line is the US march hours agent. No techno local police department. Because you need a governor warrant to take a prisoner from west to another state so now this happened. And that's my the whole argument but once they can big you. All that is a is moving. You can't even argue that the more. You can't even bring that up. They don't care how you get before a the judge whether you a kidnapper as basic kidnapping and so when he but again. That wasn't that wasn't brought up at your trauman. No no no because I was brought up by my citizen. Mir Pretrial hearing and so they had to take a public defendant. Because I have any the money a public defender and I I mean he actually when he came to interview me. Anything for them. Extradite you know and UH Added a when you back. gusset hour is brought me back in my personal car his personal car so he said okay. Don't worry we'll get you consumer poll industry. It's only get the pre-trial maximum. He's not going to bring that up. That's light did she. Go Cashier Department test by. I've been trying to get my preliminary transcript or twenty three years twenty. Three years. I'd ribicoff has went down and try to pay for everything they won't even transcribing because it must state is here. He said that the confidence informant who allegedly disposal water wire me in one thousand nine hundred seventy September nineteen eighteen ninety seven was a is the one that testified on the grand jury November. Now I found out that the guy who was supposed both have worn the why ran off with that tape. Aaron out with the money supposed to us so there was never actually in in the guide. Ah aided abetted. They charged him with six point. Four grab of selling Bay Cocaine Candle Wax and Baking Soda. Mooning at the Montreal Israel is six point four grams real cocaine so I was wondering I always wonder how he got thirty one months man. I noticed I was like a heart horrible but I got the paperwork and everything I mean the thing is. I've heard so much so many stories like this. That are similar that to me is that it. It doesn't sound unbelievable. I mean it sounds believable but but I believe it if that makes sense because the system is so screwed up so you did take it to trial then for the six point. Six point four six four six point five whatever six point four and then it was during the sentencing when they throw in the ghost dope hours. Agent testified in my Samson so when I give the same judge you know I mean I think thanks to do it for releasing me 'cause the same actually releasing me inside the order released me but at that time we have our Jackson in to the repeat. Sr poor they have taken to charges that object to that never been to trial for. And I don't know anything about ahead of him by. Psi Aside put me on a category two. They did this to me to save our because as a first time offender. I said I got the two points on the safety bath. And they gave me leaves Shirow because the IRS agents said that he had a guys that he has interviewed said they work for me. So I am a lawyer asked. What's the name name he said? Well I don't have my phone. I don't know the names today then. You shouldn't give literally you know what I mean. You gave me the four point ahead so it took me from would it was. They found me good to finally get a one point. Five keeping grounds irrelevant conduct in nineteen ninety seven that moves you from a level as level. Twenty four aw jumped from a level of twenty four to eleven thirty eight. That's a fourteen point it has. It's like a fourteen point and has me all right. Megan Megan leaves you roll. That's like a eighteen point hand because it's four point zero so it takes me from a thirty eight to forty two and even in my transcript and I want to send you a copy of my transcript community. You're scanning team if you have that the The jealousy y'all had a charged with another crime. I gave him a light sentence Easter. But I'm bound by statute to stay within the guy line. You see what I'm saying. I shoulda got calling for Or Sixty to seventy one months. What my hands took me from sixty to send in one month's two thirty three years you know? Did you ever did you a chance to appeal it to appeal. The enhancement appeared in love. Man I had so much bad luck and presents. I couldn't afford an attorney. So you have to try to get these jailhouse lawyers. You know to help you instead of bear some good but there are some who good and stay in trouble so I ended up going to. I ended up going to blow my paying attention Out of you ever heard the story but they call Beaumont so I was. There was a lot of killing a lot of Stanford and a lot of killing so jennings California area though. That's in Texas. Yeah Yeah just look it up Texas video on in anyway I had a guy helping me. He is up getting stab giving it to a like a ride. He transferred all my paperwork. So after me I kinda. He was helping me with much to fifty five and I ended up missing a deadline. So I didn't get the chance to file a search word. Apprently come out in four days later after four days after my file conviction ends so apprentice innovates. Doesn't doesn't go before a jury. They can't use to enhance you so I miss that. By four days Sony tell me they will never ask motion even when the police got there. Then I had to handle the task force our s but the the the monetary a crime which might honor and I had the essential task force voice was agent and Ryan John in two thousand and four he went he got locked up for extortion and bribery. He played good for framing cases and extorting people from nineteen eight of nineteen ninety four to two thousand and four Mike Osama bin Laden six mail come back and say anything he wants to take Kennedy like six years six or seven years that he had all his paperwork seal. Because I've been trying to get his paperwork because he testified my trial and he was elite as in my case and it made it a framing case might be with Alabama. That's not what you try. So this was was he a part of the He testified against you in the the ghost ghost drugs portion of it. What what what? What did he testify? What did these? IRS agents. He said that that he had guys I. He said he was laying on by the prosecutor. Chad Lamar Time citizen. When he got up he's yeah there guys that worked for a couple of the Mazda? Don't you mean there were at least five people working for you to take five people to get their hands from leading the Milan lead them along as so we had no individual a mind you. I've never got this material. I have never had access to his report out as Asian report. Anything to see this Ever true. I wasn't true because I got affidavit. From the guy that they said the why he was on the run. They arrested him like two weeks. After I got a risk or running away and he gave us he tips to the courthouse show where they charge. Awesome with the Equipment in the money that was supposed to be with the my case so actually there was never any real draws at my trial trial because with everything. Hey guys just want to take a quick minute out of today's show to tell you about something that we're very excited excited about here at lines of liberty myself mark and Brian. We're available to be speakers at your public or private events we can you know oh come on board and analyze current events. We can MC events we can Discussing give speeches specific topics of which we of course all three of us are well versed in different specific areas. You could check out our page on our website. We have a page lions liberty dot com slash speakers where we detail Out All of our offerings. I know this is the very exciting convention season in the Libertarian Party. So if you're looking for a very attractive active and handsome and funny person to headline or to give a speech at Your Libertarian Party convention you can reach out to me if you're looking looking for somebody who's funny and goofy looking. Maybe reach out to mark or Brian. I Kid I kid but check it out. LINES OF LIBERTY DOT DOT COM slash speakers. We we want to be a part of your next event. So what were they trying to set up. They were trying to set up. What you buying drugs from him or they will try to set up no address for me but the whole thing was what did he run off within the six point four grams or the money? I don't know if he ran out with the money to to set gave him two hundred seventy five dollars to make a by. We'll see Graham okay in in a but he ran out with the equipment. The radio transmitter and everything and and the drugs name is Earl Nelson. I said it to basic. You'll I see your carpet affidavit. And everything and what they charged with the court in the state court so when he gets arrested while I was after my pretrial he got arrested. Two weeks later. His name in came across new wells in agreements in jail right before Valentine's Day his name came across. They said confidence in arrested. For from September drug by that that was a new highlight on. WGN Greenville Mississippi. So I call my lawyer into him as a man they just a reg. The Guy who they said was a confidence informant. He'd been on Russell Awesome September September. So how could he testified. In my way enjoy hearing in November Sammy Sosa. Who testified the nobody? I don't think they have one. They said that he tested by. Wow they said that he testified. And you can't get. You can't get those documents. I can't a reporter investigate. It could but I could. I've been trying to get rid themselves. Themselves time exit form justice so I actually basically spent twenty three years. You know for crime for crime day commit. That's the first thing in the second thing is not what I want to try to give you in the bed. You have you as Martian washing them. When I went to trial by numberless what Oh five? Nine zero zero four two. I know because that's what I would traveling. That's what I had happy using it on the airplane. That's what I used to get off to be transport if you don't know number. They won't change sports so so they give me this number and I had it on my armband four probably here in the hand during that time I got it memorized all right when I leave May twitter I leave in July onto The pay attention when they take me. I'm the last one to get on the plane. The Washington take me on a plane. There's no we're not so they put. They took tobacco the plane in nineteen ninety seven July nineteen July. Actually my street clothes. I leave a uniform. It was either because I wasn't on the manifest or they was using using somebody else number. Always write that number down to one five matal over to you have a Pacer Accident Yeah What was that number again? One Zero five nine zero zero four two are making it hits in in light. Would you transport from s Tuesday institution indefens-. Before you on the plane you have to say your number you you you come up. They have a patriot. You gotTA manifest right right all right so your judgment. A commitment is received for president. It's like a it's like a vice. The president's The Century so what. I went to got to play in a semi number. They wouldn't take me. Marcia would take me the guys from Oxford. Mississippi pulled him to the side. They talk to play hill up like an hour. Forget is like yesterday is so. I'm wondering I don't I don't know because I've never been to pay attention. I'm just thinking procedure protocol all the other people that left women. They're all right on the plane and the one that's in St Glow so he take Suhail Tobacco the plane ride to Oklahoma when I get off the give him my number they sent me to the side and I was the last one process us. It took me into in all the ask me. You know what's your name. What's your some no so I don't know if it was a matching the paperwork that they had but let mcgeough history on that number? That number belong to a another guy by name of male Mathis Found this is out was what I I got to the penitentiary. I had the number one zero five nine. Oh my family was right Munich. Saying we'll writing you in all your mail is coming back and say the Is Not there at this institution this address. Everybody you know and so they send you money you get a value in lettuce that was getting in the mail or anything so which talk to my case manager he said will. What's the problem? I I don't know man my family's writing a meal is coming coming back and said they sent me money. I haven't gotten away. You know so we would would that be common for them to reuse a number. No I wouldn't even if you go home and come back to prison. You get the same number. Yeah they they never give. They shouldn't be be given one number to know another prisoner right though you go to go to jail twenty times. You'RE GONNA have that same number if you get out and go back to cleaning time in the failed system you're gonNA have that same number same thing in the state all states. It's how how they're how they're keeping track track right so anyway. So what do you think. What do you think happened there that they use if you look at his case we have the exact same charge exact same dateable risks? His happened on September twelve. We have the exact same dateable risk but his arrest was September twelve. Miles wasn't I didn't get the recipe January fifteen nineteen ninety seven but then you his paperwork out case numbers are identical. You don't even know you've you've never heard of anybody with the same case number in the federal system I'll Kay's identity except the last two letters buys is being in being in. Here's his Lt Lts so. His judge was a LT center. Mayes was Jewish neal. biggers the only thing different but we got the exact same case number exact. Same database arrest indictment form. So what I've never to this day I haven't received a signed copy. That was war with For me by Judas. I've never seen I've windfall. Certified copy every time. They sent a judge's signature on the war. But I wouldn't be arrest me Arkansas on a Mississippi Roy anyway just been paying. I've been wondering that for twenty something years. So how much time did this Melvin Mathis serve ten years you never never met ran into him or anything no. I ended up getting this ended up. Did they change. Did they change your number then after that. I assuming changing what I was at Beaumont Penitentiary gave me the number to eight hundred two zero seven seven. That's a nineteen ninety five northern the district of texting numbers. You get number out of whatever dishes your case happen so I got an old seven number. which is the northern district of Texas in? My case happened in Mississippi. You WanNa get taken guy. Got Arrested in Arkansas. I should've had officer number saying is actually way over the marshalls Halley. Okay but but it wasn't Marshall brought you back was an irs. As you'll see when you when you Google store you'll see man is cases crazy real crazy and I got like two bucks paperwork that way you can see a rainy whatever you wanna read it. Yeah yeah definitely want to look into this more for sure so this just to get to like you know personally you deal with the the sentence all this happens you end up in prison. You're facing your senses. What thirty three years four months? What was your mindset? What did you lean on to to get through that? Well the one thing I had to learn going into prison and I've been blessed man. I've been blessed because it's like I was covered in protective so many so many guys die in prison either. Suicide is about violence. You know so one of the things I never. I never drink smoke on the street. You know growing up in so I think I was fortunate enough. I just never in Washington so I never saw candidates. I've always been a leader. You never follow but coming into would call the concrete. Jumble not have what they call cliques. Lixin cars in everybody's Ganged up together. So I've been amended always stood on on my own so I got. I got blessing that gets into unit where we have a lot of guys who will Christian and so I ended up United State Highway House pretty good at sports. The once. You're good at sports. You know people. They have a certain amount of respect for you. Now is pretty good in basketball. So I kinda I earn. I write for guys too you know. They didn't really bother me 'cause they select assuming play basketball in always care myself in a respectful way but the thing that I had to do was I had to Seven tied with outside world a lot of guys when they become incarcerated for long periods of time they still trying to live with one foot in the street in Westwood independent tension so much tension with gangs and race attention inside the inside the Penitentiary Day. One Roll Muga cost you lie. Hi homeboy get in trouble. And you could be all gang. I've been fluorides. You'll have been blessed to have survived all of without injury being in a you know. Just it's like a ticking time bomb and when you attention to ask if the tension is so big you can cut it with a night get up in the morning at five in the morning and you end up you know. It's only the door open just routine as soon as the key. Hit the door you already. Which Bussan Bussan and everything you'll fully dressed because you know you've got to get up and see what's going on you know so you just like a it's like a a Is Waiting on. The rice spark ignited it and so I murder private. I've seen a couple of suicide before. a guy he's working with. He's calling goals. I don't even know his real name but we work every day and he was wants With his family in a I never forget it. Was I somme. Okay okay we walkin tone. This is before I went ill-equipped summer and he's a man I'm just tired yet. Probably have been now ten years in the attention and they say his wife eleven he ended up hanging himself. You know one night and that was kind of hard you know. So I've seen guys I've seen a lot of BIOS a Lotta suicide and like I said a lot of murders in in prison. You know but thank God I made them to. All the way I survive was cut my attached to the streets. I wrote McKee's Al always tried to be a great father now we want to tell them to tm. Tell them how not to you. Make the mistake that I made it to stay out there pad because it only takes one mistakes away sent you to get into a pit attention. Yes so it was. It was rough. But you'll have man. I started teaching. Stay everything they offered. I would take computer classes type. I didn't know how to type. What am I saw? I saw your The list of choices stuff you've taken on the Change Change Dot Org. Yeah it is. It's it's it's long. Thank you and that's not even counting the classes that I taught not taught a lot of class and toastmasters show Joe Biblical isn't outside auditor. Audited from the street doesn't show up on that because it was from now side outside cost takeout became a certified auditor. Take you know so I stay busy. Taking classes and trying to rehabilitate myself. So in case Tony came to me. I will be able to be gainfully employed you know so. That's the thing. Education was the key for me a lot of guys. Don't I know some you guys have been down fifteen years. I've never taken a class. Because they're caught up in saying that you have on the street. They have independent tension the exact same thing. That's everything on that. They'll say everything they have on the street they have inside a pinch. Attention stays same day on the street just a choice that you make us a lot of succumb to it. Are you going to walk back So I wanted to ask you you. Also it was the first step act that got you out for you Did you apply for clemency. You see when the Obama Administration was doing their round back in two thousand fifteen twenty seventeen point four two thousand fourteen. Mike claiming initiative is still pending. I'm GonNa send you the copy of my case number in the album actually Betas as we South Carolina in ply. I just knew I was going to get clemson because I was a first time offender in find out now that the prosecutor prosecuted every time I filed a motion. The prosecutor was good friends with this hour. S Agent was writing a ten page memorandum. Like against me. What attempt Chat show tomorrow appointed by President trump to be the US attorney in northern cheese a ten page memorandum everytime. You gotta get paid for man so you can see you're GonNa do it. You can see all that stuff on Pacer you can see the Bison. My son just told me last year. Wow every time. He was writing ten pay. He fought tooth and nail for me not to get this the nail I finished here in December sixteen sixteen. He didn't come. He said another guy. He's another product prosecutor by mail. Paul Hal Impala. How basically told my lawyer my family would there? Bob Basically told my family say he's a man he said I paint. Maurice deserve freedom but they sent me hit do a job. If I don't do my job then I lose my job. You know to me that basically the he had to do what Chat Amar told him to do or he was is going to be fired. And so because in another district the prosecutor you know what I get with my with a wreck like minds as educating the transcript and with me having no no no issues with disciplinarian since I've been incarcerated and Ashdown's and everything and tons of tiles house letter from family and people in the community say they will help me know reintegrate back into cyber prosecutors the basin giving away saying okay. Hey this guy deserved his freedom you know. Just think now what the first step would it be. Changed my statutory maximum from a forty two years to twenty years of zero to twenty so to statutory matter. Even if the judge threw the book he could only give me twenty years. Twenty three right at the three years over actually five and a half because you only do seventy six months on twenty years so when I got out they didn't give me any paper. My case manager told me that I have zero. That has zero years. That have any supervised release. But I didn't WanNa take the chance so when I got out there Friday Monday morning that went over to my attorney about attorney. Sorry say I think he got three years supervised release. That's one on Monday. So that's okay I said why would I have. Three years supervised release when I did three years over the maximum amount of time but he could gain me. They should apply at three years toys. Supervised Release Right. You'd think so. Yeah so listen. Where's the morning? It was a win as I got arrested tune in nineteen ninety seven January fifteen ninety nine seven. Where's the morning if you look at Baseball guys do the live video. Meanwhile back I want you to go back and look at it linked to it on the show notes page okay. I went back to go see the probation offs. Are they as they tell me birthday. Timmy I five years is you've got five years ago. I really US alot. I said my attorney said have three years but accident. The paperwork might actually my case Emanuela prison then in the paper told me that I don't have any supervisor lease buy case man got released. They didn't give me one piece of paper when I left. They say you a free man. You don't have any headway house. You'll have any soup byerly but me knowing how northern district play. I didn't WanNa take the chance right right because I could have been violated incentives to those three years back in prison. My brother Antonio Brother Antonio took off work and he drove me over that Monday morning. It and I met with embassies pitches to met with my lawyers. I promise me to fall for me Kossi that I will come shake his hand because he did an excellent job. You know fighting in present case law on my behalf Gregor Parks I saw a picture. You put a catching facebook with him right. He's he's a public defender. Those who got a public defender. The Asian Guy is the guy who repaired most obey deliverance. But Anyway back winter probation. No you got five years. I said Sir. I'm not trying to argue which I when I left the prison. They told me I had to have any supervised release according to the auditor detail. Dude I have three Viollis now you tell me that I have five. Yeah we're looking at. We're looking at snow you looking at I did the probation albums supposed to do a new. Pr Anytime the law. They're supposed to do a new PSI data do that. They had the old statue the JC in old statue reason being own statute you got that one five nine zero four two number on there And So they can't do they can't do it new J. C.. Because I don't have a legitimate go maybe four to eight hundred seventy seven. See what I'm saying. So they can't do they can't do a new a new. PSI Aside and I send you a copy that appears GNC. I got one zero five nine zero four two women. They can't do it. They can't undo so what happens so he tells me a violent because auction. I guess to the judges all everything they stay back about twenty five or thirty minutes. He comes out in Ohio. You do have three years as okay now. My question is this if I have three years supervised release and it shows that the statute go back to from zero to twenty with twenty minutes. That's too maximum. I did three years over even if I had flat time as a good time is for you supervise releases like a fifteen percent pro ray of your actual center aside the three years as a kid. I take the three over and apply to my supervisor. Release in those who really. Oh no no. Two distinct center is not to sink two distinct sets. That's what he's telling me as a solicitor that's all that's all I'd be while I was incarcerated will stay in Liberia researching session. If the game you won over you're also provides released. The appeals caller overturning. Because he gave me one month too much of vice release as it's always the same sentence I'd be three four years over by statutory maximum. 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Rick killer with coast to coast and around the world on the American Forces Radio Network and Great Having Rick Ney grown in remember to check him out as George the third in the Hamilton over there at the orpheum theater. And I remember when CONAN O'Brien was in town this cheese fifteen years ago. He was doing his show late. Night with Conan. O'Brien or nervous called He say again. Sorry someone's talking. I'm a pro. But anyway he said the orpheum theatre. San Francisco's finest theatre. It's thirty seventh. Best neighborhood that's one. I always like you know what's a great theater though it's over there on on a sutter is the Marines memorial and there's been locked going on there with Sketch fast and our guest. Coming up in Studio Rob Paulsen is GonNa GonNa be there tomorrow for a matinee at one PM this twenty fifth anniversary of Pinky and the brain and Robin on the show before. But he's always been on the phone and that has suited us because rob is a fantastic Man of a thousand voices. But it's much better to have him in the flash and we will do that coming up next Marines memorial. My Dad is a navy officer every year my brothers and I he would give us a Membership to Marines memorial and we never really used it would go in and we'd have a drink in the in the bar we'd get access to the restaurant where but it's really cool in fact public you can walk in and you can see a lot of great memorials to battles. And they've got some from Ari sock. Is these Japanese rifles that they took from the Pacific theater. But anyway you're GONNA go there tomorrow not for that. You're going to see ROB Paulsen as I say coming up next speaking of that we are on the American forces radio network worldwide five hundred. That's one hundred. And seventy seven countries army Navy Airforce Marines Coast Guard National Guard Delta Force Base as forests. 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I don't know what that was all about but It's our two of the three and rectal with you in studio as I mentioned. Rob Paulsen is with us. He's here for Sketch Fest Tomorrow. At the Marines Memorial theatre on sutter. It'll be the twenty fifth anniversary of Pinky and the brain. He is the extraordinaire Expert of so many great voices but before we get into that we were just having a conversation about this show being on American forces network worldwide. Both we're both sons of officers in the military. And you were talking about a certain marine that you met one time. Thank you first divall with all that auto tune you tune into rick about that Thank you first of all just to get the right. No Man I have had had the good fortune of being on your show before and I know the audience to whom you're basically preaching and speaking and you're listening to a profoundly grateful American my father other Went to military school was captain in the National Guard. My partner in Crime Rancho Gal who wrote United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru. And all that cool enemy music is a West Point Grad so Yeah I I am incredibly supportive of military but years ago Maurice Lamarche will be with me tomorrow at the Marines memorial offended and I were at a An event in Texas and You know at a convention there so ubiquitous now manage springing up like zits on a twelve year old record tastic so we're sitting there and there was a this. You Know Nice Long Line folks wanted to meet Pinky and the brain get their stuff. Signed Gentleman came came up pretty big fella six two six three two and a quarter big strong fellow tattered out long hair and walks up and I said Hey God you're a big win on north. And he did what you're doing now started smile. Then he started get tearful got him. I'm so sorry that I say some because Mr Paulson. I'm so sorry I I'm no now. Don't get me wrong. That happens every now and then because of the place that these characters occupy in the hearts of many people. Not The least me me. I got to meet Mel Blanc one day and said I thought I was GONNA have a stroke incredible so I get that turns out that this young man I had done three tours in Iraq and he took a moment through tears to say I just want to tell you what Panky and the brain meant to me and my my brothers and sisters You know we go out on patrol and job is to kill the bad guys and not die themselves. Everybody knows that we just don't I don't see what people do every day to make sure that I can still do. My I was going to say nasty word Gig every day I get that and this young young fellow went on to explain. Explain how they go on patrol come back have a couple of Beers Watch pinky and the brain or Futurama or Ninja. Turtles Are Wet Batman. Whatever so that when he heard pinkie in front of him it brought back this flood of emotions most of which were good from an impossibly bad bad time in his life? Now I've been rich. I've been poor and rich is better but I'm GonNa tell you something man that experience areance and the experiences I've had many times with folks in the military With respect to the work quote unquote that I do is way bigger than any any paycheck. I've ever that's really cool. That's a poignant story and it also reminds us to and I fall victim. This is sometimes. I'm sitting in a room by myself for the microphone and and then I'll meet someone who told me a story that I told ten years ago and I'm like wow people were listening you know. Sometimes you you're an audio booth right and Edit Bay and you're like this this is going out there. He makes a difference and I am. I gotTa tell you I as I get older now L. Cuts I live in Hollywood and I work in Hollywood and ages your enemy but not to me. I have gotten to a place and I'm sixty three years old now. I remember remember when nine eleven happened. I called it called the local National Guard. You know said listen my you know. My Dad was a an expert marksman and he taught me well. I really know how I want. How are you sir? I'm forty five years. Well you're about eight years to let what I mean. The point is that I was right here already. Okay Okay however now I am grateful to be in a position where I can have this feedback experience. If people do pay attention and these characters like Kara Weezer Yeah Calver thinki- or Rafael or whatever they all find places deep in the hearts of millions thousands of humans most importantly the men and women who are out there listening listening to this right now doing their jobs that volant frigging cheered for so why can come here and be be a big shot. I'm a lucky man. No I think about that too because My Dad was an officer in the Navy until I was sixteen. All I WANNA do is be marine green. Yeah and I studied it and any anything. Historically you know seventy somebody five Tun Tavern Philadelphia. I knew everything about the Marine Jima. Yeah everything about the marines things over and over and over and then I got to high school and I was the quarterback and a girlfriend. And I'm like wait. I play football and college. Second May Want to sit in the foxhole and get rained on and so what does I I I picked. It was a bit of self indulgence and I just have such an appreciation for the people who took that stuff and they put it aside win. I'm a I'm the only second generation American my parents were born here But my grandparents on both sides our from northern Eastern Europe and I am the living example like millions of other the Americans who came who are here literally because their grandparents went to find the shining city on the Freakin can hill and I am the product of that. My siblings are the product of that and I get it man. I totally get it and I can't get enough of it. It's it's funny. You say that to them on my dad's outside I'm I'm third generation. My Mom's sides been here since the seventeen hundred so I got a little L. Asylum little Da are but I. And I've made this assumption and it sounds kind of nationalistic but the amount of time I've spent in Europe. I always think that the Europeans are a little more wimpy than us and I was thinking because of our stock even though we're pretty watered down now I'm not GonNa say we're pioneer's what we're from that stock of people who left behind the grandfather clock or whatever they have ever saw their parents parents. Are there any loved ones again and you get on a ship and I remember reading a story about someone said being on a ship and a transatlantic crossing at saying. It's like being in a jail where or you can drown great analogy God. That's a great analogy and I thought well we're all at least we have that in our blood. How wow well I honestly I I the stories I'd hear from my grandfather for instance His name is Robert Paulson as well and he came here initially initial Danish need to really grandfather born and raised in them kidding. SPN Yes that's right so my grandfather I remember when I decided to move to Hollywood to be in the moving picture business and it was not something about which my parents were particularly thrilled. I'm the oldest. In my family. The example I wanted to play hockey I got as far as junior hockey ocoee and got flattened by some hit for Manitoba completely legally and said all right. That's that's enough for me So I had my second. Total Jones was for performing so anyway I decided to go And leave the University of Michigan and go to college. I go to Hollywood and my parents weren't thrilled about up on my sweet grandfather Rob Paulsen senior told me he said well. I understand what your parents are talking about. And I love my son and I love your mother but you gotta I do. She got to do and when I came over from Denmark at the turn of the last century there were it was very profound. Quite poignant He said you know it was just during the time when the Lusitania had been sunk crime and my loved ones in Denmark said Robert you can't go to the United States h because the only way to get there is by water and they are torpedoes in the water and he said Robin people are going to tell you their torpedoes in the water all the time your parents will get over it. You have got to do what you gotta do. Don't tell him I told you that. But you and you know what it's true there are still people always you sick. Yeah I think so and again it goes right back to the sweet people whom we're speaking How you mentioned The wounded warriors issues. And things that you've done an and talk about the incredible not only bravery That goes without saying and and the desire to do what's right and serve but the people who come home utterly different and they just say hey man it's my turn their torpedoes in the water. I took one of them but I do it again. And the number of times people say I just want to get back to my my unit. Next WANNA get back to my now so that kind of stock as you mentioned I I think is important And we all make our contributions mind thankfully is one at which I'm relatively safe and I seem to make people laugh and I'll take it but man it's a it's a glorious position in which defined what we're trying to save you as a go. Come on back with Rob Paulsen sketch fast tomorrow at the Marines Memorial. I'm right to the scene a second. The house where the sweat I wanted to be. Are you over fifty. Would you like to get up. Thirty three percents more income in retirement. Then call now for this free book. 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That's one eight hundred three seven one ninety-six owing call one eight hundred three seven hundred ninety six. Oh eight call now. The unless Kinski him for clients under the nose cushion MILTA- Victor Yeah I quit drinking. Isn't that hater aid. And bow down to ricky. y'All all right Tools and talk has come back to us there. It is Eleni Sports with Rixon. We're talking with ROB Paulsen. And he is in town because part of sketch fast he'll be at the Marines memorial on sutter a one PM show the twenty fifth anniversary of Pinky and the brain. It's funny I've been talking to a lot of COMEDIANS. Who are doing these one PM shows? And they're all like yeah. That's a great time for comedy. Go onto nobody's drunk. I don't know but this is a good time because you can get all ages at this one totally and we have Such an incredible credible opportunity Rick this is probably my fourth or fifth time. Sketch vis a sketch festival. Thanks to coal and Janet and all the usual suspects but yeah the cool thing about being in this position now Just like when I walked in. It's like Oh my God. My Kids Love Pinky Lebron rain. My Kids Love Ninja Turtles. I grew up with turtles. I grew up with thinking brain. I grew up with Anna Maniacs Jimmy Neutron now we watched them all and now you're still working and so so that is what will happen. Tomorrow there will be ten year. Olds there. There will be seventy year olds there and it is the most wonderful experience because Cole Stratton is one of the founders. There's a sketch fest will be Interviewing Moen me he'll come up with a couple of things you'll throw as and say read this as Pinky and the brain and It's so much fun but also you get a chance It works both ways. We that is Mohan. I get a chance to see The fruits of our Labor We both both grew up doing live stuff. I was a singer and stage guy and mows a stand up comic so we cut our teeth on that. Live response and So even yeah no. We've made our our living and generated whatever celebrity small C- We've been lucky enough to generate. We've got it in relative Obscurity not anymore as a result of Nice people like you The Internet people pay more attention and now multi generations. Just come in and I'm GonNa tell you man when most Dutch riffing as the brain I'll have to do is say no and people do what you're doing right now and it is. He's the most glorious experience so I hope people will come in and play with us and there will be a lot of other characters banging around because I represent Gosh between the two of US probably fifteen or twenty well known characters and then The whole weekend is great. Billy West is up here John. Dimaggio's up here the the cream of the cartoon crop and just a hell of a nice way to make your way through San Francisco. Yeah no it's always a great time and I love performers getting to watch their friends perform and they all get you guys are always on the road somewhere and it's nice. Get everybody together. I was wondered because like I think there are certain accents. I do well and some I. Just don't get so I think it's a voice guy. Is there a voice that you tried to do. Or maybe just to somebody you tried to emulate somebody mel blanket. And you're like I can't get it the the most difficult dialect for me. Is that Saturday but again. It's really hard for me to do. I have to. I try really hard because I if I'm not to kipling slide into to Ustralian UNISOM very difficult a little bit. It's very difficult and people I can say South African in that but then when it's it's why I have so much respect respect for Oh Gosh Leeann how to capital and blood diamond. He worked at six months with coach. That Saudi didn't like in terms of characters. I'm not a very good Impressionist Jim. Coming soon you guys know as Winnie the Pooh and tigger and the Tasmanian Devil. How about that? That's what's so cool about that GIG. So He goes from Ota to have you know he's really good and there are other ones billy farmer. Who's been the voice of goofy? For thirty odd years. He did an Incredible job of capturing the original Pinto Cova. Who did the original voice in the thirty years ago? I'm not very good at that. I'm better at at at stealing stuff and morphing into my own thing. I'm pretty good with dialects having grown up with Danish grandparents and Macedonian grandparents uh-huh and I never learned to speak Danish or Macedonian. But I could understand what my grandparents were saying. It was fascinating to me I I think I have a good ear And I'm I'm a good Improv guy. And that has helped me in this in this Gig it's being able to think on your feet and You know changing the tone of your voice without having to have any chemical inducement at the at least helium now helium. But I have to tell you I think we mentioned earlier that I I got to to work with Mel Blanc once and it was a cool thing to see because he was probably in his late seventies kind of kind of funny because he's is an oxygen while he's sitting in the booth and then he'd go outside to have a cigarette so here and what's up boom but It was pretty cool because he would. Yeah I remember seeing him on Carson and Johnny Carson would fall apart when Mel Blanc which start doing the stuff. He used to Jack Benny and then he would go into the roadrunner running go. BP or he would do mister slate from The the flintstones or or or Mr Space Lee Jetson and then he would we do bugs and Daffy and tweedy Carson. The audience would be on the floor. which is what people get from you as well? Well thank you I I will never ever compare myself south. Remind you know co-conspirators. Maybe Billy West and Maurice and those guys Frank Welker to melt. That's left the left up the audience but I'm telling you to to be able to see how these characters affect people is nothing short of miraculous and remember folks just to make it clear we don't draw and we don't write them. It is a deeply collaborative word of effort But to be sure there is something about the voice. I just like a a favorite song and I think even. Oh I think I told you that the the love for these characters doesn't it doesn't care about station. It doesn't care about diversity ethnic it's about out the love of these of the way these characters Fit and make you feel. I think I told You I sung the national anthem there. Maybe didn't tell you I was telling. Your producer is some the national anthem. OPTIMA dodger stadium a couple of months ago. I get a tap on my shoulder after I'm done and it's Justin Turner Third Baseman for the dodgers beard. Big Big a big red and he says are you. Are you really Rafael a nice. Of course so I started riffing any opens his dodgers Jersey's got his Ninja turtles t shirt and his his wife says he's got every Ninja Turtle Action figure during the world series. A couple years ago he Had Adidas make some Ninja Turtle cleats Jeff Seen Online and that is a perfect example of it doesn't matter whether you make twenty million bucks a year playing third base or you are one of the bravest and the best of us in theaters all over the world. And God bless you all or some knucklehead who comes down to see another knucklehead do pinky and the brain these characters have become profoundly important people and I am enjoying probably the best time of my career because I get to see this before. I you know. Punch my ticket and Man I. I'm I'm a lottery winner for sure. Well that's the thing Justin Justin Turner. When he's your age can hit major league pitching? That's the thing you you still got it about. TNT that whole generation his age wjr. And I'm sure those those kids learn about those great artists and like wait a minute. These Italian artists. They're named after the turtles yeah. Well it's it's it's crazy. Listen that's not dissimilar to what happens with music. Remember my sweet boy who is now thirty five years old school one day and he says Oh Dad you gotta hear this really really cool song. It's by this guy. I think it's Cooley. Forgive me if I'm wrong. But he puts it on it and I and he goes There's this refrain Ben living most the lars living in the gangsters parrot. Oh that's great. That's cool isn't that cool so you're listening to this so I put Stevie wonder pastime paradise and he he said well that guy he sounds like Cooley. Now no offense to coolio or whomever. Forgive me but it was Stevie and that is the nature of a generational stuff that really makes an impact and so while it certainly isn't just a Kovic. I I feel comfortable that I can leave. I can leave the rock going. Wow I me and my friends not just me but we made a difference and man if we can bring a bit of a smile to the best of us then then we've got our job not only made a difference but fifty years from now it's still going to be making. That's the thing we'll still be listening. Smell blank has been gone now for twenty five years maybe And as a result of this incredible technology I drive around. La Listening to Radio classics classics on. Xm satellite folks. Do yourself a favor I don't get paid. Others is totally free. Please listen to to Sirius. Xm Sam Radio classics every now and then Mel Blanco pop out on the Jack Benny show and it's really int- and to to To be able to yet no that these characters really take on live of their own and bugs bunny and Daffy and tweeting and all those characters are everybody's important fifty years sixty years later they're gonNa live forever Rob Paulsen nephew Pinky and the brain tomorrow one. PM Marines Memorial twenty-fifth Fifth Anniversary Love the conversation. Thanks it's a pleasure. God bless you guys really appreciate it. I'm rectal comeback. The report it. Excuse me captain. This is your wake-up call from the new track phone wireless. What's what if you had to fly this plane? While sitting back in the cabinet I wouldn't have any control. Well that's what it's like going with some wireless wireless companies but track phone. Wireless gives you control get unlimited. Talk and text on America's Best Four G. Lt Network starting at twenty dollars a month no contracts Las- unlimited carryover data with active active service. That's cool how'd you get my cockpit. This is your wake-up call people the new track from wireless. Now Your in control available a major retailer see terms and conditions track phone dot recall. Welcome back to sports you next topic. Is it really all about power makes me think of progressives name. 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Sure so taken with these people look like Harris Barton all right one eight hundred eight seven a play. The big news. Speaking of football is is that Eli has retired and it's big news because it's New York and I like Eli. He hosted Saturday night live. He was funny by sixteen sixteen years just with the giants. And I know that I was listening to our morning show as I was getting settled here and Apparently someone said once giant always giant and Eli and he said only a giant and people are like oh I love them but Sixteen years and of course drafted by the San Diego chargers. You mean the Jillions. It's now he was drafted by the San Diego chargers and they draft the giants drafted Philip rivers and they made a deal and then Philip rivers held out because he said I was traded for the number one overall pick so I should get paid number one overall pick money and so. The chargers had to play this banged up. Old Guy named drew brees freeze and that relaunched a career that will see him in the hall of fame but he has never the missed the game through injury Eli. He played with a separated shoulder ailments that we can't even too many dimension and so there's GonNa be a lot of people because now the time begins should manning be in the hall of Famer not. I can tell you Jim Plunkett retired. He wanted to super bowls and everybody. Nobody was like in New York malicious. Let's just break down the criteria. Because if you think about his his great great great games in two thousand and nine Jerry's world opened the new the stadium in Dallas. It's hard to believe it's been over ten years. And the first game they ever played Dallas started on the road and in week to their against their hated division. Rival New New York and Manning did everything in his power to make it a bitter debut for the cowboys that day. Three hundred and thirty yards two touchdowns no picks and the giants defense stunk. And so the cowboys were up. Thirty one thirty. After a long touchdown drive and manning got the ball back with three and a half minutes left and he proceeded to drive the team Down the field Lawrence tines kicked a field goal as time expired thirty three thirty one and it later surfaced that. Manning signed the visitor's Locker Room Wall with a message that just said thirty three thirty eighty one first win in the new stadium now of course classic Eli Fashion. He later clear the air on what his intentions were by signing And and he's not like I was trying to do anything disrespectful to the new stadium by any means. I was surprised that the attention God just because it's a tradition and a lot of other stadiums part part of the reason why it just wasn't explained very well people make it sound like I went right in their locker room and I went for everyone to see like look. I'm disrespecting the that wasn't the case by any means I know at one giants Fan was saying the greatest game ever was when he beat the Eagles In twenty eleven and I can't say I remember that one. I do remember the giants coming back from a seventeen eighteen point fourth quarter deficit on the road in Philly. That was In what was that that that was two thousand six but we always just wondered. Could Eli be special. You know what I mean. It's it's on the one hand you you could say. Well you know he's okay he's right but is he special. Does he have something that other people don't have I don't know genetic qua- Does he have the it factor bring it and moment came. I think in two thousand five and it was his fifteenth game. And if you look at his stat line two hundred and fourteen thirteen yards two touchdowns one interception but what happened was the Broncos were five and one at the time and they led the giants twenty three to ten in the fourth quarter but manning was amazing on a fifteen play. Eighty three yard drive and a lot of people think that had his most athletic play of his entire career when he rolled right pivoted and did a Russell Wilson ask role to his left and Dan throwing across his body. And I- conic walk off. Touchdown pass to Amari tumor and I just remember. They showed is a ten seconds left and they showed Michael Strahan on the sideline going on and on they showed John Lynch. You know number forty seven the safety. Can we get it done. Can we get it done. And of course this is in home it's at the meadowlands. And so it's GonNa always have more import because it was in New York walk but I don't know if it's his most athletic play but We remember you know burning during the eighteen and patriots. That would probably be the best one in manning saved his best for the fourth quarter. And it's funny. As during the regular season. The giants went on the road to the Patriots and lost. But that eight play eighty yard touchdown drive and you think about the catch David tyree who was on this show right after it because David tyree wrote a book about that catch it was called. I'm famous because of one catch now. He didn't read a book called on famous catch but Just that whole dr working its way down. The field was pretty manage I there's one guy who was saying that that win in twenty eleven against the cowboys and at one the divisions. I remember that because I'm not a giants fan. But when Aaron Rodgers and the packers when the Super Bowl in twenty ten ten and the packers came back the next year and they were fifteen and one and they were gonNA repeat. I think a lot of people forget that they were by far the best team in football ball they were the number one seed in the NFC and they had a divisional round game against the giants and Eli went to to Lambeau and torched porch green bay three hundred and thirty yards three touchdowns one pick and the giants won by seventeen. Thirty seven at twenty and the the packers were. We're the best team in football but that day the giants were just playing better just better but when you think about the other super bowl the PLAXICO burress super bowl. Manning was it. It's funny because manning that year was okay. He wasn't amazing but but once again it was his work in the fourth quarter of that game like you look at his stats sheet for the Super Bowl. Two thousand seven hundred and fifty five yards two touchdowns one pick okay. That's all right nothing to write home about but it was the fourth quarter work that took it down. And you think about the Brandon Jacobs score and finding Steve Smith Eh and all that I mean it was pretty amazing but I think when the things that really stand out for me would be in the NFC championship game. Maybe eight years ago one of the best games of his life but he also guide and this is against the niners. This is the game where Kenny Williams sign that Arizona State Kyle Williams had the ball deflect off his shin on a punt otherwise the niners would have gone to the Super Bowl but San Francisco sack manning's six times and then they crushed him. I'm twelve quarterback hits and there were at least three times in this game and I watched that whole game. There are at least three times He's he's out he's not getting back up. He's not getting back up. And there was a third and fifteen and the niners. We're GONNA go to the Super Bowl and manning held onto it held onto it held onto into it and found Mario Manningham for the touchdown. So does he belong in the hall of fame I'M GONNA go ahead and and say yes. He belongs hall of fame now. peyton manning was asked about it Peyton. Manning said this quote quote to me. It's the time to look back and reflect. Everybody else wants to look ahead and have this debate and I understand understand. That's just the world we live in. I know Eli doesn't think like that and I don't think like that either but I certainly have my strong feelings and opinions on it when you're the Super Bowl All MVP twice against the greatest dynasty of all time the New England patriots. Tom Brady bill check. And you join a list. That includes Terry Bradshaw. Ed Shaw Bart Star. Tom Brady Joe Montana as multiple super bowl. MVP's I don't really know what the term drop the MIC is. But I I guess there was one the really is no. Yeah but after that. That kind of ends it but if you wanna yet ah but yeah. But he also started two hundred and twenty plus consecutive games. He's sixth or seventh all-time all time and touchdowns it wasn't like he just played those two super bowl seasons he answered the Bell Played His butt off wants him huge games for his team. I have strong opinions on it. But I'm GonNa pull and Eli and live in the present and kind of look back for what you want and not too far ahead knock it too worried about it. And now they asked Payton they go. How many times do you watch Eli play? Because of course peyton manning retired in two thousand fifteen at the super bowl fifty and he said about three times a year and he said that he's very fortunate he said quote. I can remember his private workout workout for the giants and the NFL. It was down there in New Orleans and this other quarterback kind of piggyback allies workout in order to have some scouts looking at him literally early. Eli is making the last throw on the other guys out there. Starting his workout. It was the kind of thing that would have driven me crazy but ally classy. Eli didn't bother him one bit. He's like what's the big deal. It was just a great indicator of how calm cool and collected. He was and how that helped him be the first pick of the draft by the New York football giants and handling all that comes with that that is true. How many athletes spend their whole career? New York insist seem kind of quiet and be like. Oh whatever whatever I remember when it looked like the raiders. Were going to get the number one overall pick and my dad was saying we're going to get Eli. We're getting an ally uh-huh like everybody wanted to lie. You Know He. He went to Ole Miss. He went to his old man school and paid man in concludes to me as his brother. Got To witness a lot. A lot of things early that told me he was gonNA be able to handle New York. It certainly wasn't easy. At the beginning. There was rough patches but he handled it never got to high never never got to low told me he never watched the news or read the papers. Those things can affect guy high or low but even stayed pretty even keeled. God Yes so By the way when the giants locker room had their historic victory in the Super Bowl beating the Patriots. Payton was right back down there and paid manning said you know I got to play in four super bowls but that was one of his favorites is being there for his little brother. So if you want to know if peyton manning thinks he should be in the hall family I think we know the answer would come back on if you or a loved. One is suffering from physical or emotional condition that has left you unable to work then. Listen carefully take this number down. Eight hundred five nine three seven four nine one. That's eight hundred five nine three seven four nine one. 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Oh it or can't even do his voice but it's good stuff Well first of all Lsu their first national championship and more than a decade and and He'll be there with the program for the foreseeable future. You Think College football doesn't bring in money to your school. It does when you can give a six year extension that will Exceed Forty two million dollars for a college football coach and I think that's great. They were fifteen and now they won the whole whole deal and the Scott Woodward said quote coach Oh has set a new standard at Lsu. He has proven that he is not only a championship inchape coach but also a leader of a program committed to doing things the right way. He has represented our institution in our state with great pride on and off the field of play he as well deserving of this new contract which should make clear our commitment to coach and the direction of our football program. And now all of these things Phil Phil Pretty incredible when you think about where. LSU was two years ago they were a nine and four team and that was aurons. First Year those four losses. They lost by thirty two Mississippi State. They lost at home to troy. Well you win a national championship and this is really good too for the recruits. His coach is going to be around for a while Yeah yes forty. Two million reasons to stick around come about mm-hmm you're listening to the heartland newsfeed radio network broadcasting widely percent newsbeat. This dream is supported by advertisers and contributions by follow us on facebook twitter and INSTAGRAM's service service newscast for January twenty four twenty twenty. I'm Mike Clifford as the impeachment trial of President Donald. John Trump resumes today. Okay some headlines for Senator Rand Paul Telling Fox News. FORTY-FIVE GOP senators are ready to vote dismissed. The case early ratings dubber show. Oh the Fox has the biggest cable numbers but also has been cutting away from hearings to feature prime time host and CNN report. Senator Chuck Schumer says his. This colleagues could work longer hours in an effort. To find the truth. Meantime are Natty Arumugam reports the Kentucky Senate passed a bill that would require voters route to present photo identification when they head to the polls Senate bill to sponsored by Republican representatives. Bobby Mills of Henderson and in demand Bayer of Georgetown. Now heads to the house for consideration. Kentucky already has a law on the books that requires an idea to vote but it doesn't specify a a photo. Id and in many rural counties of voter doesn't have to show any form of ID if the poll worker already knows them Corey Shapiro with the Aclu of Kentucky says it. It appears the bill is being fast tracked. This legislation does not need to be rushed through currently if passed would would be implemented for the November twenty twenty election action which is an extremely important election. We have we have a presidential senatorial election. He adds the law would not be in effect for the state's primary election in May Sponsoring legislators say. The bill is needed to ensure that people properly identify themselves at the polls and to prevent voter fraud in an amended version of the Bill uh-huh and expired photo. ID would be acceptable. According to data from the Secretary of State's office Kentucky's gubernatorial election last fall. Had the highest voter turnout says to submit. Nineteen Ninety s immigrant's rights advocates are Pricey Connecticut. Attorney General William Tongues efforts to stop courthouse immigration arrests in the state. This tweak tongue joined a group of fourteen state attorneys General Filing meekest briefs supporting a Washington State Law suit against ice enforcement in and around state. courthouses is an estimated one hundred twenty thousand undocumented immigrants live in the Nutmeg State according to Megan Fountain volunteer with we need add Latina Anoxia on many who are witnesses to or victims of crimes or have simple civil matters have good reason to fear that going to court may put them in jeopardy of arrest by plainclothes plainclothes ice agents. Ice Agents have been stocking the courthouses. They have racially profiled people and this is absolutely interrupting. The judicial process in Connecticut is is defended the courthouse arresting federal immigration law gives them exclusive authority to make those arrests regardless artless of location. I'm Andrea Sears. Reporting this is pianist. Democratic positives Sir candidate. Tom will headline these. Six annual progressive of it is being held this weekend in Las Vegas hundreds of attendees. We'll also hear from surrogates for Joe Biden Pete Buddha Judge Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth. Warren Eric Astro is with the Progressive Leadership Alliance of Nevada helping to organize the event along with the group battle. Born progress cost says the workshops will help people get ready for the Nevada caucuses which starts in only four weeks. The biggest thing is making thank you show that people are prepared to caucus which is coming up. They've made it a little bit easier here. In the state of Nevada for people to be able to caucus early attendees at this. Weekend's event will delve into a range of issues that resonate in Nevada including immigration gun violence prevention funding to clean up mining pollution. Voting rights likes climate change and the cost of healthcare. Castro says the public is welcome. The summit runs from nine. Am to five PM at the College of Southern Nevada. Cheyenne campus in north. Las Vegas. I'm Suzanne Potter and the Florida legislature. Could end the stage practice of suspending the licenses of people driving with unpaid fines and fees about a two million people in the sunshine state have had their licenses suspended. Some content being penalized for as put driving wall poor Republican Representative Assertive Byron. DONALDS says his bill would give them a much needed break. There was a time period. It's actually worked with the Clark's Corinna payment plan that makes sense for the people. All of our state they can make their payments keep their license from being suspended and accumulating points. Keep them on the rose they can go to work. Pick up their kids solo so for this war tried Friday and finally Dan hyman reports. A federal loophole means that millions of tons of billions of gallons of radioactive natural gas waste or being disposed of as if they were not radioactive according to the investigation by rolling stone liquid brine from the average Marcellus well contains hangs more than nine thousand pico curies per liter of radium nuclear site. Can't discharge wastewater about sixty PICO curies. Melissa Trautmann Trautman with the nonprofit group earthworks says the problem is an exemption included in federal law for oil and gas waste decades ago it is exempt them from hazardous waste law and has been since the nineteen eighties. So for the past forty years this waste has been disposed up improperly and has led to water water and land contamination. The industry argues the naturally occurring. 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And we'll speaking now on the line with Steve Batista He is the CMO and you guys are revitalizing revolutionizing the denim market. Here's the these things. Steve You know this many have tried and failed but you guys have made it. Why is it that this is a hit? Yeah thanks Rick it's It's been great. You know We come from the athletic world worked at an armor for about eighteen years so Well aware of problems. There's a lot of us have with finding good games that that you know aren't too baggy. And you know. Look like he should be cut the lawn and You know we. We came out in decided that we're going to put their stretch sets the performance athletic apparel into Denim and found a A partner in late to help us make some good premium denim with enough stretching it that they look great and feel great to you know. That's the thing. Is We sort of accepted for. I don't know Millennia that there are a lot of clothes that just just weren't very comfortable. And then we had the invention of the the boxer briefs when people finally started cutting that scratchy label off the back of your neck and and printing the label. But we kind of just accepted luck. Denim is denim. There's nothing we can do about it right. Yeah I mean we haven't changed anything for you. Know better half a a century and you know we did a lot of stuff and athletic apparel rely on jeans comfortable you know I was always doing other shoots and commercials with these athletes and none of more or genes off the field. I can't find a fit and you know if you lift weights at all workout. All you're not gonNA find a pair of jeans really well so the light bulb went off. And that's the thing too with with Denham. which is in money? I mean that's actually what keeps our money from from being easy to tear it's an interesting Material all that of course you know Levi Strauss and the gold miners. We go way back with it. But what do you guys do. Do you throw in a little SPANDEX. I mean how do you get comfortable yarn that we found From partner and Milan Italy and they've been making denim for about one hundred years But in addition to you know kind of that tradition I guess the the younger generation That has taken over for the family. There you know really look look into the different types of synthetic fibers that are in you know football pants or your workout gear so just by having You know a good mix of of SPANDEX Mandak sent to Denim. It doesn't feel like liking but it definitely performs like one so you can feel like you're wearing sweatpants but it doesn't feel like that I mean it doesn't look like that you're wearing you know a premium premium crop repair genes. You know what else I think is funny. Is that if you start a business nowadays and once again you know this better than anyone. Your mill are where you get your stuff stuff. It better practice green practices environmental. I mean you got to recycle all your waste your water your yarn denim you cover all all those bases right we really do You know they have. The rating is the greenest of mill In the world for prudent which Daedalus traditionally been pretty dirty thing to produce. You know they're all the washes and everything People through fashion so it was great to find a partner that you know share that you know. The reports of being green come are questions for Steve. Battista Rep Donna. New Jeans When you die the jeans whatever color color you want to do? A lot of people are very up in arms about artificial coloring. And it's interesting when I looked at some of the dies you use which derived from shrimp shells orange. Orange peels shells from nuts. I mean this will make the sustainability crowd very happier. Yeah I can't answer a lot of that on the technical side. I do know about it. You know kind of mind boggling but also really cool cool like the the the stuff that they can do to produce that same look and feel and color Without you know all these chemicals and You know the stuff that you'll find in some of the The the older brands that we we all know grew up where the dentist is called. They call it Decade Dan now. You're buying a pair of jeans online. He think well this is a crap. Shoot I mean it looks great on the model. But I don't have a model's body and you know every para jeans fits me differently but you have something called all the digital Taylor. And you saying four clicks we got you. How can you do it in four clicks? Yeah you know I it's This is really they wear the You know the computer nerds Kinda come in and help us They have an algorithm. That's really smart. Learning Algorithm get smarter every day the more customers burs come in But right now we're hovering about ninety percent accuracy which is better than most dressing rooms? Where you physically driving on But basically they have of Four or five questions on height weight body type and And preference and you know we are returns are record lows and Industry and about ninety eighty percent accuracy rate from his digital Taylor. So you know thank God some really smart people You know got on the case are working on it. Sounds like something from the military. Where's the rally? Appoints sergeant about four clicks down. Whatever it's well it's one thing to sell your your jeans on the Internet? You're in you're in Nordstrom from now Yeah Nordstrom. We tested the four stores. There and then You know really expanded to nearly really their their entire franchise but they've been a great partner and just just known for their quality and their customer service and You know frankly when we started it. We're we're going to be pretty happy just feeling direct from the website but Norseman grave partner. Here's a here's the. Here's the only bad thing about Nordstrom. I immediately think okay Nordstrom too rich for my blood I just assumed that genes are three hundred dollars. If they're on Nordstrom Dot Com but you say oh contra they're under one hundred bucks right yeah. Every gene is seventy nine dollars and you know being able to work with the mills directly and no having no middleman There's no reason to no cost else to To anybody so You know we say we have two good fair deal and You know premium jeans. Sit well but we're not gonNA Gadget everything seventy nine in bucks. You know. It's interesting how we talk about uncomfortable. Men Close women forever have been wearing uncomfortable high heel pumps and all sorts of things. That aren't nice to wear. I think for them. The invention of the Yoga Pant that you can wear that going shopping. And no one's going to look I mean. Can you think of anything more comfortable. And that's that's what I would like for for men what what's our yoga. Pant that we can wear to work. Is this it. This is it man the Rev town jeans and we also released excuse a few months ago the town Khaki G so you can even be wearing jeans. They look like Khakis. And your office doesn't really like the gene look You can be wearing these. He's Khakis and they're just as comfortable and they look just as great all right. So where do we go to find out more here. Steve Rev Town USA DOT DOT com. Somebody else already. Somebody already have revved town dot Com. They did we we haven't and we'LL BE REPTILE DOT COM as well. Okay now. It's more patriotic. It's more patriotic type in USA right. Yeah feels good. You'll get paragraph down as well all right Steve but he used to see him o with Rev town they use the decade Denham. They have the digital Taylor. And all that Steve. Thanks for being on the show. Congratulations and We'll maybe we'll catch up down the road. Thanks for having me. Rick maybe four clicks down the road. We'll take a quick break people. Come right back okay. 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I mean look at our relationship with Germany or Japan who can even remember what all the fuss was awesome. Doc Okay Rick tittle. You broke my heart but I still take you back you hell a fine. You better get yourself in line. Don't even think I'm playing lying right now. One eight hundred eight seven play. There's a A petition going around. And it's just it's just a fun little blurb I won't well on it But the Super Bowl we know has always been on a Sunday. But there's a teenager in New York now what would what would you say a teenager ager. In New York's name is of course his name is Frankie Jerry. A Frankie Frankie Route Jerry. He's sixteen years old old. What are you looking at? What are you looking at? I told the story before but when I was in Russ and daughters Russian daughters Russ and daughters one of the best Bagel places in New York. On how Ston say Houston pronounce at the German Way. How Ston and first street the East village? And there's a big crowd of people in there and there was a guy in front of me and he's whole now does phone in front of him his on speakerphone. And it says real big Joe so we and you hear on the phone. Hello and he goes as this. Joey Joe Way. Hey is this joey and I wanted to say yeah. Look at the phone at says Joey right here. Anyway Frankie Ru Jerry Rick somebody will find a way for that to be racist aces. Maybe it is two million people but he has a petition on Change Dot Org. I don't think that's why change dot org was started. I would think change dot org would be for something more important equal pay for equal time. I'm getting rid of stereotypes. Racism sexism anti-semitism fairhousing item now. But he's on Dot Org and he says that just more fans can watch if it's on a Saturday which I completely completely disagree with unless you're a religious zealot and you're not allowed to watch TV on the Sabbath but he says look. It'd be better on a Saturday. Hey to because you don't have to go to school the next day and that means some young kids can watch in its entirety. Well there was a survey last year from the Workforce Institute. The two looks like I am drawing on the workforce institute sounds like something from Germany. Hello my name is Hans. Erich futile men an eye on executive executive director of vis the false institute of Rolton Book. ABDUC how but anyway. The Workforce Institute sued predicted that people who will call in sick the day after super bowl fifty four will be seventeen point two million now. This is something that I've never understood my whole life and that is getting drunk for a football game. Why how can you watch it? If you're drunk super bowl Sunday. We're all going to be done. Why why would you get drunk? I Dunno I guess some people any excuse for a drink and you know those people. Maybe you're one of them. Say If if you don't have a drunk uncle at your Thanksgiving year the drunk oil but those people who wear. Maybe you're in school and there'd be some like of function where everybody had to go at night and they went nuts and you're like oh this is the only time you come out of your damn cage so super bowl. I'm doing thing but he got this Frankie who Jiri sorry. I can't say any other way. He got the wheels turning on his big idea when he was talking and do his family recently during the playoffs and Frank Rouge eerie big. Frank Hello can I speak with Franco Jerry. Big Frank or little frank I Guess Big Franko. You don't WanNa pay the electric bills. WHO's asking sorry? I have a whole play going on in my head right now. You gotta understand to that growing up Catholic. I was around Italians constantly. I'm German Catholic. which there are not many Germany's mostly Protestant? But there are some pockets and Bavaria nordrhein-westfalen of Catholics. That's where I derive so to speak but when you're Catholic it's all Italians and Irish and Mexicans executions and Filipinos which is great. You get to know those cultures inside and out. What about the salvator? Write them to all right but what about hot TAMALA alright. From Brazil we are also our ride. I'm not trying to leave anybody out but big Frank Rube Jerry told CNN the N.. Yeah he's got a lot of passion and his heart when he gets on one thing you really sticks with it and quote so the petition addition is not stopping Jerry from staying up to watch the game by the way when they asked him. WHO's your team? He said the bills. And the Rams Rams right there you need to leave New York and go back to Italy or Russia or Red China because you can't have to favorite teams Kanye. I guess you can. I understand the bills the hell gone on with the rams. I became a less finless ear when they are in the Super Bowl but he says he will be rooting for the niners. Now that makes I sense if you're a rams fan I think this kid's a little confusing you know why. Because he's a key leave him alone. He's a kid over here. What are you looking at? Hey where is he a kid over here. He's a kid. Leave him alone. He doesn't know what the hell he's doing hasn't even had his bar Mitzvah yet. Well it happens when you're thirteen and you're Jewish see. That's what I'm saying. I Love Story. Kristy Stephania who's been here Krista Stephanos whole Larry's and by the way the ladies love him very handsome fit guy. He's really good at all I. I'm surprised he's not bigger yet. He'll probably get bigger and he's getting some movies right. Krista Stephanos fricken hilarious and he told the story of when you know his dad. His Dad left left school the home when he was a little kid and he lived in Chris lived in the Bronx and his dad lived on. Staten Island Island but He told the story that his mom worked in the world. Trade Center is nine eleven and so oh that he's at school. The towers are coming down and some kid. He's in a Catholic school in the Bronx. And some kid goes ha looks like your mom's uh-huh dead and he said he picked up a chair and he hit the kid over the head with a chair because he was so worried and he couldn't believe a kid would say that that sounds like a Catholic school thing now. Now Trust ME I. I went to one in Richmond all boys and so he was immediately expelled and so he said he you went home knowing that his mom was probably dead and he got home and his mother's there and she's like what are you doing here is supposed to be in school and he's like Oh my gosh you're alive. He goes of course when the plane hit. We went home. And he's like I got expelled eld and so he said his dad who was in Staten Island and he said even without traffic it would take him you know an hour to get from Staten Island up to the Bronx. He said in twenty minutes his dad was there goes. We're going to go talk to that priest. So he said he went into the priests. I'm doing guys hold bid here but he went. They went into the office and they They said Yeah. You Chrissy here Kristie. He's not expelled izzy. And he's like oh no he's expelled. He hit a guy over the head he goes all the kids making and fun of them. His mom luckily she's okay. You can understand. He's like no. It was too violent. That kids in the hospital right now. He goes well he got hit in the head with a charity. Like exactly ackley. He put a kid in the hospital. He's expelled and he's Oh there's nothing I can do. And he's like there's nothing I can do so he said his dad who was wearing flip flops flops. And a Yankee Jersey holding a ninety ounce starbucks he said his dad went over and closed the door and and he said he came back to the priest and he said Listen you think there's nothing we can do. I'm just telling you right now if we walk out of here and and he's still expelled. There's going to be a few things that I'm GonNa do and you're knockin unlike it and so the guy goes all right. He's not expelled. Let back in the school the next day after I ca just such an listen. It's a million times better. Obviously when a professional comedian and Chris tells the story himself but This is why whatever and it's also growing up with the sweat. Welcome back Kotter. You know you had the Puerto Rican and you had the Jewish kid and you had the black kid and you had the Italian Kid Roseanne Roseanne Dan. You know just my whole life watching. TV with New York shows all they did was make fun of New Jersey and you belong in New Jersey and what he does. He know. Bridge and tunnel by the way. That term came to San Francisco. Now I live in the East Bay Bridge and tunnel. Now you're much more sophisticated living over here than than I am I said I wouldn't dwell on it. I lied at it a bit. This is what you do when you have a three hour show and no one's Cong- along But anyway a sixteen year old has thirty thousand signatures Franken Jerry and Change Dot Org. which which as I said? I don't really think that's the way it is but it's called. I clicked on it. It's called chain super bowl fifty five to Saturday. It says from Frankie Jerry. Here's his blurb. He wrote it himself quote it will get more money dot and get more visitors to the game game. Nf I will get more towel of VIZ on T. E. L. A. S. O. N. TALLA VIZ on because because most government jobs have off have more children to enjoy their T. H. E. R. beloved game on TV or or add venue. Most of your playoff games are on Saturday. Probably have to prices because B. E. C.. USC SC more. Visitors will go frankie. He got in this kid over here. Sports our says we're talking all time most heartbreaking moments. 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I'm thirsty go to hell. He'll go to how. Why are you there? What are you grabbing just box Fox? Boy I'll tell you that ask you. Are you go. I'm not all right. All right thank you for that. Welcome back to this show right to the with coast to coast and around the world on the American forces aradio network. We've been talking to a lot of people as we always do each and every year about a lot of the great Entertainment that goes on with Sketch fast and we have one of the performers with us once again Moshe casher Moshe was in studio with us here. I want to say about five years ago. It's been a while but he has a show tonight. it's at the Swedish American Hall. It's at seven thirty called Moshe. Kassir crowd surfing volume one album released. Show with Brent Wind Bach and then tomorrow to shows at at four pm the endless honeymoon podcast with Natasha. Jero Matt Walsh. In Morgan. Walsh will be a part of that and then at ten thirty. That'll be at Marines memorial by the way and then at ten thirty cobbs iron comic with Moshe Kassir and our friend NATO Green Moshe. Thanks for being on the show again and I'm East Bay guy like yourself. I've lived in Oakland. I I'm from the Richmond Area but I remember when you hear last time. Even though you're like chemist cowl region which is now super hipster. You are like a food stamp kid. I mean you really went through the ringer. Didn't you EH. Well we mentioned the show that you do with your wife. Natasha Jarrow who is a great comedian as well and by either way burning love doesn't get enough credit that show with all the stars it had and your wife was so good in that thing you know that's when I fell over there when I saw She plays Girl I think. She's writing mechanical. And whatever suction happened in that situation with no after that for a long time and I said I'm GonNa marry that while you were the first in line and you. I mean the whole country wanted to marry her after that motion eye. No doubt about it. You know it's funny. We had NATO Green in here the other day and he's not political at all so I'm just trying to think about the the iron comics. Show our friend Adam Cayton Hall in Greg Fitzsimmons the Hilarious Jessica Curson if you could talk about Jessica for a second because I know a lot of comedians Indian say they don't even want to go on After her at the seller or the black cat has she just she just destroys. I think she should be more famous. I think you actually getting more famous. Right he's one of those There's there are those viewpoint. Everyone's universally says that thank you. I don't WANNA go next. What's been juggling? Act on in between the Clinton pollens. She's definitely one of was excited to have her. And I mentioned politics. Like politics is getting so Appointments obviously everybody feels that and that's Kinda Fun author shows this weekend is just kind of. Just it's like you WanNa Parklands after Jessica. They're all pollock lenses to show tonight as an all out works out just dropping all crowd work album called it. A hundred percent spent extemporaneous and then The relationship podcast give advice and that whilst embargo lots from this show and if you want to stop thinking about the point cloud of politics this week a good shot yes we would all like to get away from on that. But it's funny. You mentioned crowd work. That is a scary thing. I know some people that you know if a comedian if a woman will cough it'll take the set off off the rails so to just do a crowd work album. That seemed like it's kind of a role of the Diet sets brave famous. Like I I love the so the so more fun for me but it makes the show more personal for their audience like the audience feels like other shows just created for me for now. Album is kind of like well. How do I do alcon work album? Doesn't feel like it was just for the cry at night. And so it's Kinda crew weird concept that's album with. I asked across five questions like what's The craziest night you've ever had a sexually. What's your wildest experience? I've never been arrested. Ah told their story by off of it and it was often very proud of that. I want to just for you. This is the what's it's a funny thing because it's a thin line to walk like I've been told doing shows like this like don't take a call too long because people don't want to hear the caller they wanna hear you but I always think if it's an interesting caller I want to keep them like I've seen crowd work where I'm like. Okay move on because it's like where you're from what your job and I'm like I. I don't care where this guy's from so you kind of think about that. Like I gotta I gotTa move on here that you can do more the one show and you you can edit out the also unionist. I worked person. That's like I really really does. A lot of anger actors like like. He's always. Every crowd has an interesting story to tell. And it's just my job if I didn't I didn't find it. It's not in Washington. Well that's not true. I I work the road. You know. A couple of towns in the Central Valley in California and my early does you know what do you do with the same financing seventy two times mostly every got imagine like no i. I don't care you know it's dangerous and that's about it that's like you throw. It's like throwing up in a way that spectacular. Yeah make sure it's not a dud literally you know it's like did have the couple more questions for most she cash in town for Sketch fast hometown here. He's from the Oakland. I don't know if you remember when you came in but you took a picture sir inside the wall we have. Everyone signed the wall. And I bring that up because our Chevallier you know. He signed things like I killed. Jesus and then he put a star of David but I bring him up because he wrote on the wall. Moshe casher hates Jews so anything he can write to cause is a problem right. I mean it's funny for the to talk to media. All comedy was particularly juilliard for the one of the news. Listen we all. I'll give you a little bit south in a very small way. I guess he's right but Rachel Feinstein did right on the wall hair. Everyone here hates Jews. I become one of those things. You AH THE ANTI-DEFAMATION League down here it's like we need to paint over these walls One of the things. Yes I the corporate fundraiser. I believe we let Rafi others. There's no doubt about it Speaking of The East Bay. I know that you've worked with Chelsea Peretti you went to school with her but then she also went to grammar school with Andy. Sandberg it's it's amazing uh-huh well what was then the four one five but now the five one oh something about going to attend in uh-huh schools as a little. You Know Jewish that make you find a way to make yourself funny so I guess US check into all boys Catholic High School in Richmond and there were lots of Jewish kids and I said how can be coming to a Catholic school. And they're like my parents would ever send us to the Public School. Did you knock the Patriots have. Let's now You also you were down there at Santa Barbara and do you ever get back to Isla Vista because that's such a beautiful party school but it's also a you you see so you can learn something. I loved my time. It's funny that I was caught crowd surfing because obviously I there's a lot of work but also because the last five years I started which is very funny thing when you think about the fact that I went to school in Santa Barbara Wire I arrested. All of my crime is not spending and then right when I turned thirty. Five and seven pondering my own demise. I was like she's. It's like a fine for extra sports. I know now your dad. You can't do stuff like that. I want to paddle out there is. He's trying to escape all right. You can check out motion tonight. He'll be at the Swedish American Hall For the Crowd Surfing volume one album. Release with Brent Wambach once again. Four o'clock with his lovely and talented wife. Natasha Lazaro. That'll be the only endless honeyman podcasts at Marines memorial and then at ten thirty tomorrow night at COBB's it's that iron comics show with NATO green and lots of other great comics. Moshe thanks for being on the show if you ever get a chance when you're doing doing one of the local clubs we'd love to have studio again. I come back I guess go well. I'm from Oakland so I'm kind of on it but you you can say what you want. I I don't know if they're trying to support the boys to myself and on it there you go you your all inclusive. Thanks a lot. Michelle toxin all right good stuff. That's mostly cashier. And let's go to New York City where we have Charlie. Oh Charlie's not on hold anymore. Okay Charlie if you want to call back you can give us a call back one one. Eight hundred eight seven eight play. I'm sure somebody you know I would love to Like I said you know if if anybody tweets out this Frankie Jerry thing would be like. He's a minor. You should not be making fun of minors. And when you look at the kid he looks like such a sweet kid. He's kind of Chubby. Little freckle faced kid but once again I just WanNa read with the petition says because it has thirty five thousand signatures. This is from high school junior. Kay He didn't have anyone proofread it. He didn't proof. Read it it. It's just five lines lines. It will get more money period and more visitors to gain period. Nf I will get more viz on views because because most government jobs have off have two more children to enjoy their beloved game on TV or at venue. Most most of your playoff games are on Saturday. Probably have to prices be cues more visitors will go charlie and Manhattan. Is that how you guys spell back there. There is that how we what spell l.. I was just talking about this kid. Frankie Route Jerry. He put out a petition to get super bowl. I was GONNA say I was GonNa say that everyone in New York. It's a prerequisite frankie and the Joey and Mikey Joey. Mikey and I I was so yeah wanted to come and I also wanted might ports are scattered. I'm sorry I'm walking in midtown traffic Another great bad movie. Yeah Hawks are good vendor time adventure if you remember that came out right around the time of re animator Bad movie terrible movie But like one of those one that you just yup he watching over and over again I know you're up against it so I just want a couple of other comments. I unfortunately disagree with you about the manning I don't think he's a hall of fame. QB career wise is numbers. Weren't overly impressive. I did I. Maybe maybe I'm being biased. I did watch being in New York. I do watch a lot of other than raiders. I watch a lot of giants jets game locale great big great big game quarterback at the time but overall it says number. I have his numbers in front of me. Obviously but he threw a Lotta picks his career Just I was not impressed with him careerwise. But he'll go in. He'll go in. And I because the two super bowls and I think that's all we got your. Hey thanks for the call Charlie. I'll talk to you next week. I appreciate it all right Charlie. Charles he's is from New York. It's Charlie Charlie. Thanks for the call. Come on Aw We are the debt destroy network Eddie jet. YOU HAVE CREDIT CARD TANS student loan debt call now for free information that helps you destroyer dead. It's great advice plus when you make this free call now. We have debt destroyer experts. Ready to help they can show you how to destroy your debt and get your life back on track debt problems don't have to be overwhelming. You can live stress-free three and debt free credit cards medical bills. 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The Cleveland browns running back after being kicked out of Kansas City he was pulled over by Rocky River police for speeding and during the traffic. uh-huh stop on interstate. Ninety officers smelled marijuana. They asked him to step out of the car then. They found marijuana in three different locations in the car. They confiscated the marijuana to sell her smoke themselves but they did not cite or charge hunt. They I simply gave him a speeding ticket and allowed him to leave. What is that all about now? He just finished his first season with the browns. He didn't do much but remember he was suspended for eight games a fight and the Kansas City bar and altercation with a man and Lake Erie and then kicking the woman in the apartment building in Cleveland. He's been attending counseling. Anger management classes alcohol awareness. He said I am under microscope. I'm trying not to put anything in jeopardy. 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Eight hundred four seven seven one one three eight hundred four seven. Oh seven one one. Three eight hundred four seven seven one one three. That's eight hundred four seven. Oh seventy one thirteen from San Francisco. Sports byline broadcasting network. You are listening to wrestling observer. Live with your hosts Bryan Alvarez and Mike Simple has ever live live on this Friday and we're live seven days a week Monday through Friday eastern Pacific Sundays six PM eastern three civic and. I'll be back tomorrow. Saturdays one PM Eastern shedding in pursuit of you've got up right now. One eight hundred eight seven eight one eight hundred eight seven eight seven five five to nine yes. I am back after weeks of Big Jim Valley. You're live on this Friday Mike Semper vs supposed to join want us on the other side of the break as well. Dave and Brian are not here they are heading home after what sounded like just an amazing four days of the Jericho cruising losing. How cool that show? Look the other night on Awa dynamite. That looked so dynamic and so much fun. Well we can talk about that if you want to. Give us your impressions if you had a chance to talk about that. Anything is on the table right now but David Brian also did some great interviews while they were on the ship. They talk to Darby Allen a Justin Roberts and Sammy Guevara and I believe if I'm not mistaken the Sami Guevarra interviews free. One of those free. But also your up right now for subscribers at wrestling observer DOT com. Brian will be back on Sunday in studio here for Wrestling Observer live and I think they're also going to be back for subscribers scrubbers on Saturday. I think also speaking of shows I just wrapped up a brand new episode of the Portland. Wrestle cast where John About Donna and W H territory do special episode on Rocky Johnson who just passed away the rocks dead. He wrestled in the northwest from eighty one to eighty two. He was when I was a kid. Easily one of the most memorable baby faces whoever came through the territory. So we'll talk about. He's running Portland will talk about the incident at sandbars flea market with his son Duane and believe it or not there was an incident between the Rock and myself in real life life. So I've got that story as well that'd be for subscribers at wrestling observer dot com but we have got so much wesseling to talk about. NWEA Royal Royal Rumble worlds collide new Japan all kinds of stuff. And so. We'll talk about it next. Eight seventy five one. Eight hundred eight seven eight seven five two nine or tweet me get Jim Valley Wrestling Observer live on the sports byline broadcasting. Do you owe ten thousand dollars or more on at least two federal student loans. Then you may qualify for new programs offered by the Department of Education. 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Seven two zero fifty nine seventy one producers have the appropriate licenses says for the products they offer increased income as possible using strategy suited to your goals may require multiple annuities and holding them. full-term you're you're listening to wrestling observer. Live with Bryan. Alvarez and Mike Zimmer v on the sports byline broadcasting network eight hundred h seven hundred forty six one eight hundred eight seven seven five two nine. Now I'm Ryan. It'll be back on Sunday. I'm Jim Valley and you can call it as you mentioned if those numbers scores or tweet me at the Gym Valley. We've got a lot to talk about. And we can talk about it with Mike Zimmer Viva who is also here Mike. Hey Jim how are you. Good Hey I just so people know because logistics and everything with Brian not here. We had to put Mike on the phone and I think Brian had to give up his equipment to get his hair. Braided it it cost a lot. So we'll we'll work on that you just record in through. They some of the stories about I mean tourists are true it possible he did give up all your equipment down there and some sort of bartered to get that hair done. He gave up a lot. I let's talk about your new episode of the Big Audio Nightmare real quick. Surely what's on it. Oh well so you'll be very happy to hear that we talk a little bit about the stardom show come January nineteenth. I've only seen clips of it. But Adam Summers has seen it in full. And he talk a little bit about the two main events on the show that We're really really good. And congratulations to stardom for for selling at work. And apparently they they did that. which was Nice So we do talk a little bit about that. We talked a little bit about some of the big title matches that took place on January fourth overshadowed shadowed by new Japan The kid be The match from know on January fourth as well as the hard hard Jake Lee Matt's I finally got a chance to see that from January thirds. We talked about that as well as some other things that are going on including fantastic a mania and the upcoming new Japan. United States date store. Stardom is starting to build momentum. And we've been talking about it for a while and that's why we're talking about it because we've seen this coming so even if you're not in the starter more women's wrestling WanNa follow the industry. You gotTa keep your eye out on stardom because things are really starting to cook good for them and it also looks like all Japan may be building some momentum we some new people some fresh faces and some new top matches. So that'll be something to watch in Japan as well absolutely and you know the all Japan needed was another guy to break through and kind of make it a jake. Lee has been on on that trajectory for a while it was nice to see him actually punch through and have such a great match of horror that puts. That's just another name to the ours. Mix that that he needs both he and and kill me a different situation. You know a little bit of a different situation but both desperately need generational libels moving forward. You Know Tallahassee had knocked the borders things got to build and things are proof he was able to come up with and get more opponents than and have some there. You know occupations or desperate for that as well too and I think they've done both a good job in their own ways of trying to build up people and Jake leaving just another guy as part of that mix mix. I think it's a good thing as well as The fact that he is going to be getting the the next title shot after he the attack after the match so they've done a very good job slowly building things up his options available if you do like. They're looking for something different. There's plenty out there jake. Lease tall is got a great look. He's very handsome. If I was looking at adapting maybe a new Japanese any star for an outside market. I'd be looking jake. Liam curious if that package can translate to an English speaking audience but I might make that bet anyway. Are they big audio nightmares effort subscribers wrestling observer dot com. Let's let's talk about stuff that's coming up this weekend because there is a lot of it lets you start with tonight Smack the old show for the royal rumble and there's going to be a contract signing with Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan didn't we get a contract signing like like last week or the week before it was something like that. Yeah they they. They tend to tell do these things. I'm sure they're going to do it right here again. last we saw data bribe-taking Bray Wyatt out through the rain back again. Clinging gotTa Strap Matt's all set up for smackdown. Why do or for the royal lumber? Why do we need a contract? Signing I don't know I don't know how great white is going to come out of this whole to do it. I assume we're going to have traditional. WWe style everything taking place right in the middle of the ring. But I guess we're going to happen. See what kind of new twist that they put on this contract signing. I hope there's there's something because if it's just your your your stock one guy smack the other guy in the head is he bends over to sign. I'm not sure if I necessarily need to see that for the no. You've he died right. You see for the million time but have you seen it bathed in red light completely different. You know the strap match always has that same one finish. We've never seen it in red. This is GonNa be a way to unfortunate a regular thing when it comes to Bray Wyatt matching. I don't want to say anything bad about him because I know he is expressed his frustration with some some people battery game online and. I don't think I've ever battered break wise before. That's not what I'm trying to do here. When it comes to his characters matches or anything like that it's just my hope Volk? There's just some sort of spin that they can put on his match Daniel Bryan I thought the first time around. They did a pretty good job of it and I know there are people out there that like it a lot less than me so curious as to what they have planned for this time around to try to keep people interested in the match. Not just having the strappy. Because I think they're going to need a lot more than that Roman reigns use Os vs Baron Corbin Ziglar and Robert Route also set for smackdown. Tonight a pay per view tonight on fight. TV Nineteen ninety-five Nwea hard times. Main event. Non Seidel match nick. All this against Flip Gordon Mardi squirrels supposed to be on the shows. This is probably like a buildup for Nick and Mardi. NWEA women's title match Alison Cavers. It's thunder Rosa. That's probably the best match on the show. NWEA WWL TAG team triple threat match rock and roll express take on the wildcards and James Stormy Light. Drake national title match. Aaron Stevens Against Awesome Scott Steiner and then of course a lot of it's going to be built around the NWEA World TV titled Tournament with the First Round matches. Ricky starks cross. That should be good. Tim Storms Ken Anderson and Zeki Dice and Dan Math and then also Trevor Murdoch against the question. Should Mark Davis. Bryant talked about maybe Ricky starks when the title but it felt like he's spinning off and chasing after the national title. So I'm not sure about that. Yeah I'm not sure about that either. I mean there's a couple of different directions. They could go. I mean they could. Actually they can put the belt on the question mark in Him. Making the final is not so so far out of the realm of possibility. I'd like not even going that direction but I'm not sure exactly what direction they're they're they plan on taking the CD title. I thought they had good intentions for the national national title. But I'm not sure exactly where that stands right. Now they're holding onto it. I don't think he goes with Scott Steiner. Exactly how many physicians belts. I've really enjoyed the episodic television of NWF power. Particularly Stu Bennett now on the show. But I gotTa tell Ya I wanNA see like none of these matches. Well what I really WanNa see is is Al Que and Sunda Rosa and I I the only thing I worry about is a looming Molina in the background. Oh yeah that that'd be the best match on the show like you said Matt Cross always solid but I don't know this feels I don't doc but it'll probably be very entertaining. Done a lot of great character work and episodic television and even though it's not the best wrestling it's very easy to watch and I look forward to it every week and Ricky Morton is incredible promos career promos of his career. You know he's out of this new wisdom and perspective effective to his rap. He's he's like iota wrapped up in a van. Halen t-shirt he's absolutely timeless. The main thing what he is still able to do Robert Gibson. Still great to standing right next to Ricky Morton still more than enough for for everybody there. And he's been the one one of the biggest things about the end of may be on. Every single week is a chance to see a little bit of the rock and roll spread still after all these years they could have done just a quick to style thing but the belts on them took the belts off and they're gone and everybody would have been happy but the detail work. They're doing right now. Ricky Morton is like. I said he's doing the best work of his career. And we're talking about a guy who has not really been popular and the focus since nineteen eighty six incredible. We can talk about that and a whole bunch of other things. We'll talk about the ratings this week. backstage also way up onto stuff to talk about Jim Valley Wrestling Observer. 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I'm Jim Dally. One eight hundred eight seventy point one eight hundred eight seven eight seven advise tonight. Don't forget I also host wrestling observer. Live on Saturday and That's only listen but maybe I'm going to talk about breath. Rawlings Tomorrow Hashtag. Because of the France Mike Zimmer vs is are also here and I want to mention this will remove on talking about The NWEA think about this in the past few months. We've had the war games pay-per-view pay-per-view named hard times. The Dusty Rhodes tag team classic going on right now the return of his championship he created the NWEA World TV title. Somebody just took a metal spike to the eye and angle the dusty book years ago at Bash at the beach. And don't forget. His best student in annexed promos school. She's Robinson one half of the TAG team champion. So wherever dusty two years right now he's definitely wining and dining with kings and queens awesome. Love that Oh absolutely and you know. We won't even bring up the fact that today on this this day. In in Dusty Rhodes history we will gloss over the fact that today. Nineteen Eighty eight the first NWEA pay per view the bunk house stampede. He'd live and direct from the Jim. Crockett promotions hotbed of union. Bill Long Island at the Nassau Coliseum. Yes the Royal Rumble. Battled the bunk house stampede. And that's what we got today. Nineteen eighty eight and David Dusty. Rose would would rather forget although there were still a lot of and good things happening at the time there for for dusty Rhodes and as he mentioned to the legacy that he leaves with so many of the the great things that he did and so many of the great the things that he was able to touch and and have an influence on Still coming in then resonating today all these years later. I think it's awesome. I actually Kinda liked the bunk house stampede. If you I know it's very reviled did not do well on pay per view to terrible attendants and you know it's kind of weird doing a battle. Royal Real Cage match but on some of the like that show a little bit but yeah not a highpoint dusty career and no one's GonNa bring that back ratings are in for this week's installment of the Wednesday night wars and I don't know what an amazing week of television for Wednesday night fans and I don't want to talk about it but I guess we got to a w dynamite on the ship with Chris. Jericho crews averaged eight hundred. Seventy one thousand viewers down about seven percent from last week finished finished eighth in the cable ratings. Eighteen forty nine demo with the point three five rating game again Tamna. Eight percent and exterior was up ten percent in viewers. Seven hundred sixty nine thousand up fourteen percent with the eighteen to forty nine demo and they were thirty fifth place on cable people any thoughts on the ratings. Mike Not Really No. I mean this time around. No I know it's down a little bit and I guess somebody would okay. Well we're going to go ahead and blame that on the cruise or whatever it is. I just think it's just kind of natural. You know we have the same one point six million fans or so. That came Out again this week to watch both shows and no complaints with me about that you know. That's about two thirds of the the crowd that raw smackdown get you know when they maxed out. It's about two point. Four million people and annexed gate Awa seem to consistently grab two-thirds of those people to watch their shows and the bottom wine is when it comes to the ratings eighty w holds the advantage over everybody but fifty year olds. It is very obvious that is the case over and over and over again that is what. NFC needs to work very hard on the need to figure out a way to try to strike people between the ages of especially eighteen. Thirty four orbits certainly need to forty nine to tune into their show as opposed to aws. It's really that simple and I don't know if this week there's really anything to to learn from any of these ratings. We knew exactly what votes shows we're going to be going into. And he had matches announced. We knew what was going to happen on the cruise the day before we got the results. You know if anybody wanted to to see those but I don't think that that's spoiled. Anything Reagan's lies. I just think that's how the ratings went this week and I I'm not real. Oh sure if you're just looking at it on the surface and there's probably people out there far smarter than I am when they look at this and can kinda decipher everything. Maybe by looking at them because we looking out for me on the surface. I don't think that there's really that much to talk about. Other than everything. Kinda stood status quo. I love the look and the energy the feel of the show. One of the coolest shows ever on that ship. That was awesome. I know a lot of people. Compare it to club Lula. I thought it was even better and one of the things that I love is just that it looks different. They're in different venues different setups. WWe Is so reduced and arenas today looked so similar. My wife comes in and ask me where smackdown as like progressive. I don't know where he he is and I guess I would love to see. WWe Do something different because every show looks the same and and they've contract exciting's and everything is just kind of the same. It'd be nice if they could break up the monotony. Just just a little bit but I think that once they show a w dynamite was was a success all across the board. I just fantastic. I thought so too and I had. I watched the show on delay. I'd never get a chance to see w live so I caught it after everybody else had seen it and I heard rumblings about the crowd and not coming across that yeah well and that was always a couple of times to where fans would be distracting with something else going on to fight or something getting drunk or somebody clashing somebody or something like that. But when I watched the show maybe. TV's not that good. But I really get bad impression at all. I thought the fans were considering the environment they were in. I thought they were pretty rapt attention other than at the Times where they were doing some chance and I think that's one of the things that you know. I like. I grew up in the nineties. You know it was a wrestling fan for a long time now so I'd lived through ABC. W and so for me to say anything about generational about anybody. Nobody else making chance. I guess probably they can point the finger right back in my generation but with that said I think i. Hopefully everybody got a chance to really patty here. How bad the show sounds when you constantly have to to mute? The sound wasn't announcers are talking while there's action in the ring because there's a vulgar king going on the boat pulled in and it didn't have to just be the boat or anything like that but I just you know as just as a reminder aesthetically it's awful tried to watch the product talk of any kind whether they constantly being edited out because there's like vulgar chance going on so that may be one thing that aws a group is a group of fans when they get together seem to be far more on par and on the same wavelength and almost any other fan base out there with the exception of maybe game changer fans when their their shows. That's something that you know probably May WanNa work because it makes the show look and sound terrible jeff into the pool next year for the Jericho. Crews I suggest suggests someone needs to go into one of the famous cruise ship chocolate midnight buffet tables. That's my suggestion for next year's Awa the might of the GEREGE accrues wwe. I like that idea. I like that idea worth Dave Ryan talking about having somebody going to a hot tub you never know the amount of germs being a hot tub and there's nothing good can happen from that. They never minds me sick but next year before the Jericho crews I want to do. I guess we drop my dropped off or something. I'm not sure those telemarketer what that is all right anyway. Before the jerkers next year I will do a special episode for subscribers at Wrestling Observer. Kinda give you the do's and don'ts of cruising if you've never done it and I've been on a lot of cruises because I can't believe that Brian and fell for so much stuff. I thought he was much more cynical than that I. I'm stunned anyway. Get it back to backstage up over one hundred eleven thousand viewers hours on Tuesday night. I thought it was a really good episode. And these episodes a really hit and miss but I thought they had a nice combination of analysis and predictions and just riffing with cm punk and page and becky Lynch talking about their real life history and Shimmer and other things. WWe needs needs to do that. I mean it's there's not enough fans watching that to make a difference and I thought it was really worth the time for. Wants to watch backstage and they need to stay on on this path where it's entertaining. They could be very fun very loose but also still truthful because it's just the hardest of the hardcore who were watching backstage. Did you get you this week Mike. I got caught backstage. No it's a well over one hundred thousand people this time around so again we're back relation of viewership. You were shipping. That show continues on. But I didn't get a chance to see it and I can't really say anything bad about it. I've seen a couple of episodes of it and you know I I know people wanna not bashes but the reality is it's just they. It's a stock of a studio show. Is You can as you get and you know. Maybe I'm just used to seeing seeing those types of shows on different networks whether it be. ESPN or two or outdoor. Whatever they are they it's a little infomercial for the show and I think if an end a inoffensive show I wouldn't say it's bad but I certainly wouldn't say anything to go out of your way to see usually either even Monday? Make an announcement like I said said this past week at the best combination of entertainment value and information that they've ever done i. I would watch that version of backstage if they did that. Also on the show. Becky Lynch talked about this now it's official. WWe As decided to rename the W E N X t women's Championship to just the NFC championship going forward They talked about it on on Nettie St last night with Chirac moreover knowledge is called it the NFC championship. And I'm fine with it. Now that I hear it that way. Yeah the women's championship sounds were done. That Duh of course it's Sharon. Yeah I think unless unless you have you know a weight category issue you know like like call you women's together weight because the difference between men and women's featherweight you know weight limits and fine but when it comes time exactly I mean very simple the championships. There's a man and a woman. There's a champion getting. I don't need to have spelled out. I mean it's just that they did all right. We'll talk about the after the break Mike Wesley Observer Libel we'll talk more on the sports byline broadcasting network. The big game is right around the corner and the basketball season is often rolling. 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I have also tomorrow wrestling observer. Live right here. Same Place. Saturdays one PM Miester ten. Am Pacific. And Tomorrow I WANNA talk about a very controversial newspaper interviews given by Seth Rollins and talk about that Hashtag because of the fans Mike Semper v is also here. And we're taking your calls at one. Eight hundred eight seventy play. And let's go to the phones right now in Albany The New York branch. What is on your mind how we doing guys My quick question is the Brit Baker. He'll turn I think it's time for her to go. Oh he'll but I wonder how effective it was on the cruise being the head of cut her promo right to a commercial. I know she's not the best promos but I feel like for what she could. What do she was actually doing pretty well until they cut to a commercial and ruined the for me? It's so hard to get real heat today. Because has everyone is so sensitive. And it's it's really difficult and you know there's just some things you can't do anymore and badmouthing Tony. Shivani is one of those things the Bekker's got heat with me. What does she deal in kick baby yoga or something leave? Leave Tori Shabani a low brick quaker fatal. The ring considering he's pretty green and she can go a long way and I think the way they're building her will pay off eventually. Look I want her off my TV and my TV now. No I'm just kidding. I thought that was fantastic so often. WWe They use people like Tony Giovanni to get heat and it folds so flat and thought it was awesome and Tony had the best expressions. He didn't overplay it. It was so good awed and no I thought it was. I thought it was awesome. You know with the rise of Chris Stat Lander and obviously they are going with Reijo for right now. They've got some baby faces to work with so it makes sense that she's going to be a heel and I love that she talks about being dentist and how she's a role model and all all of this stuff and she's not doing it so smarmy feels it feels good. I like this bread Baker. I think it's taken a little bit of time. But she's found herself with a good legs. I think so. We better as long as he doesn't become part of a heel faction. Yeah you could be right on that. I appreciate the call Brent. One hundred hundred a Mike Mike. Any thoughts on numbered Baker. I have two things on that number one. The last thing grid Baker need is to work with people less experience than her. And I don't expect the WM severe hasn't their disposal by any means. I don't expect that at at all but I don't think many times and Rio aside. You know many times in so far this company I do not believe believe that they have put their best foot forward when it comes to the presentation of their women or some of the matches that they put on with that set. Ah I think Baker and Kelly did a Yeoman's effort you know. It was not a great but it got to the end and I thought for Promo afterwards or just fantastic. I thought for one. It's not easy to be out of breath and to go ahead and stay out there and cut that type of problem but I thought for cadence was perfect. I thought Gotcha came across the army enough just enough of a prick you know you have to. You Know I. It's obvious you have the obligatory curse word you know you're GONNA didn't have that at least once if not twice every single. Aws Show just because they can get away with it on TNT and she got the opportunity to do it there when she was hammering. Tony about being up relief stuff but I thought the problem was great. I thought the only problem was as the caller mentioned. They went to break on it and it dragged on for a little bit too long. I think it did lose a little obits effectiveness and I think it makes you look kind of like a geek when you go to break like that on the Promo. Although it's understandable why it was done but I they really ab absolutely absolutely have something there in the fact that she can be healed will help the fact that she is a little bit more limited in the ring and she can rely on a lot more Gaga BS and and and very tactic the tactic that she needs to the women's division and Awa does need more experienced. And it's hard when you know. The most experienced people awesome Kong. She's pretty beat up so she's very limited in what she can do Rio again. Maybe there's a language barrier style differences same thing with the car Shida so there are some barriers and challenges with the most experienced wrestlers in the women's division. And we've seen some rough spots at times and it's a work in progress but they need some people who can come in and guide people through matches Some people criticize you. Let Me Finish Bureau quick. Some people criticize my take on Lacey Evans last week that she's just not good enough but she surrounded with so much experience. Bailey did so much for her last week on on smackdown she is going to be fine. And that's that's what is needed in this women's division but I will say this great job tonight low rose. She has upped upped her game. And really you can tell. She's been working very hard. The improvement is there. I hope it continues. I see her as a very key. Piece Ave e w and its message and its image and I'm glad that she's stepping up to lost Mike there but what I take thirty seventy one. Eight hundred eight seven. Mike are you there. I'm here my brand already. Oh what's IT GONNA the other point. I was curious because I'm a little bit so I'm not surprised I it's still very early. The game comes to eighty w but I was not sure how much we're going to see. Kenya Bega ally at any relationship with bt or Tokyo Joshi pro or anybody and and we we see him obviously there's been some connection there with some people but are you surprised that there has not been more Maybe kind of reaching out anybody that has been a regular. DT Or Japan or Tokyo Joshi pro or other promotions that may be able to come over offer occasionally a little bit of various help they need people probably more grounded in a US style. Because I feel you like the people who are green. That's their background. So they need someone in my mind like Zoe sky. who was over in stardom right now? She he's a great wrestler. She could probably really be nice hand and make some people look much better than they really are so. I don't know what Zoe's plans are but that's the kind of person person that I think the women's division needs but I think it'll be fine. It's just GonNa take much longer than I think people realized maybe the first press. This conference is implied. One eight hundred eight seven eight play one eight hundred eight seven eight seven five two nine you know what else needs help is sir my Ksfo line. What is going on Mike? Are you want to track phone. I think there's always got to be some sort of a headache. But they thankfully everything will be back to normal show. Yeah hopefully you can hear me clear now tonight. New Japan new beginning. USA Tour kicks off off in Saint Petersburg Florida Clark Connors against mystery. Also Eugene gotTA and Kojima Against Coggan and render Rita by the way. I love it when you call me render Rita karl-friedrich tjp versus Colt Cabana Toriano. Jeff Kaban Alex Zane Yoshi Hashi and Lance Archer and then an elimination match rocky rocky. Romero Rocha Ohashi David Finley and Jews Robinson versus. jadoe Chase Owens Takahashi tom-tom guy in Tanga lower. So you know people are complaining about these shows. I went to the Super Jakup in Tacoma. These shows are amazing. Yeah it's not the Tokyo Dome but these these guys are all so good. You'RE GONNA see a lot of solid wrestling and it's good to see a new presentation to kind of open up your eyes to what wrestling can be and one of the realizations for me. The last year was how much I learned to live. Shows even like a smackdown or anything. It's like there are things on TV that you just don't see whether it's because of cuts or where they're focused. I've learned a lot by going to more live events and I need to do that. More often. uh-huh oh my God not only. You should do it for that reason you should you know. It's like going to a football game. I mean you know to available to watch the defense spread out as the offensive end to see where people go. I mean it's essentially be able to do that. And I think any sort of a product like that the wrestling being into fe way and not only. Is it. Good just to see things that you can't see on TV but it's also to me afoot. We really reaffirming on Y. You're a wrestling fan. You know with all being with the the the landscape is right now with social media and with forums and end with banter and with so much product with just so much going on swirling around. Sometimes you lose sight of the fact that like your wrestling fan. That's why you're here in the first place breath you know. You're you're a fan of watching professional wrestling sports entertainment or whatever it is that you WanNa call it whatever style that it is if you like whether it be people going through glass tubes or people you know work in hammer locks and leg locks. I mean it doesn't matter whatever it is it's good to get back out there and experience that they remember why you like all this stuff in the first place and not worry about star ratings and work rate and then trying to dunk got somebody else because you're writing. Your show are better if I was in Texas. This is show I would go to. The Global Wrestling Federation is coming back for one night. Only on May Third Irving Texas not not Jeff Jarrett's global force wrestling sling global wrestling on. ESPN from the nineties. They're doing a reunion show. Names including the killer Brooks Chaz Taylor Alex Portel Tail Rod Price. Steve Dame Johnny Man. Tell Gary Young James Beard Stevie Ray Action Jackson Bobin downs sweep. Daddy fell cone Kenny Stinger and many many more. Wow One name. That is conspicuous conspicuous by absence. There did I miss the name Vic. Holy Cactus Jack. Now going to be there. I need to see Cactus Jack and somebody get ahold of roster the Voodoo. Yeah Office linebacker. Getting him out there too. I want things one raven dresses Scott afternoon and also so the Nigerian prince finance her. That's the guy that we we could all use one of those that that he may still be faxing out requests presper money right now too the people across the world by the way. If you're young fan that is a true story The people started the Global Wrestling Federation. said they had this money. All of these millions of dollars from a Nigerian prince and a month later they were pretty much much less-expensive roster shall we say but. I don't know what happened to that. Nigerian France I guess sometime between the GW have started. He discovered email and went. I'M GONNA make a lot more money on this this thing and he resolved with a racist. Yeah I wonder if they're really gonNA go bring back the Bungee cord death challenge match or whatever it was that they had there. The Lugar take a Bungee cord ball. Yeah just allers there. Who is his opponent said? Steven Dane was dame. I'll be darned. Yeah they didn't match up on a cherry picker really really high up and someone who's connected to a Bungee cord because it was the early nineties and that's what they did so anyway the Global Wrestling Federation is returning. Those were the days when you came home from school you turned on. ESPN THE AD for a couple of months. That's a lot of good talent. They had bad news brown. They had bill leaders acts. They had a lot of expensive talent. It was for about two months it was pretty good well. Jody Hamilton the hand a day doing some of that stuff in trying to acquire some of that stuff too didn't he. Yeah I was. I'm sure it's on youtube somewhere. And I think there might be a couple of episodes on the network but it was against any member. Bruce Prichard was there too. He was the expert. I remember one of the announcers. Dave John Lewis Dave Johnson. I think too. I think he went on to do Craig. Johnson I think Gawky as well too is one of their announcers. He was a sports announcer. Here in the Seattle area is a matter of fact. And I think my favorite thing and global was berry. Horowitz Horowitz who we see it on. TV FOR YEARS LOSE AND LOSE and lose and he decided to call himself the winner and it was really a lot of fun that was great Global Wrestling Federation. Not Without its charms great traditional show on the SPN leading the plastic plates there that Awa compared to that fresh air you know global was around. Today they would have discovered a seventy five five million dollar television deal last segment wrestling observer live. Jim Valley Sports byline broadcasting network.

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# 353 - Daniel Sloss, Kai Humphries & ME

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# 353 - Daniel Sloss, Kai Humphries & ME

"The brand new podcast a little late but here guys this is the last day of my fourth vacation of of two thousand nineteen and it has been a fantastic summer. I have an entire month off in August. I am heading to Philly July twenty seventh to play at the met. I will see you their affiliates. The next day I am riding my bike ache to Atlantic city as a part about fundraiser with Casey from the President Steve Show and <hes> and then I'm going to throw a party and if you WANNA party in Atlantic City if you're there Saturday night or Sunday night Sunday night I'm Anthony Party at one of the <hes> one of the bars outlet you know <hes> Sure in Atlantic city. Oh bill figured out. I'm sure so it's gotta gotTa be this has been a fantastic trip. 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He's on tour aggressively with Kai why they're all over the U._S.. I coulda got let me get this page down at this stage. It's I think it's Daniels loss dot COM D. A. N. E. L. S. L. O.. S. S. DOT COM. He is on tour right now. Daniels loss dot COM LISSI where he is Atlanta BUCKHEAD THEATER COLUMBUS PITTSBURGH PHILLY CLEVELAND TORONTO SAINT LOUIS Houston Dallas New Orleans national and and then he's off to Edinburgh Cardiff Bristol Dublin Colchester Aberdeen Inverness the sounds like fucking an episode game of thrones. Go find him right now his on torn the U._S.. Chi is absolutely fucking hilarious. I found kyw through archbishop. Fear are introduced us and he tells one amazing story on ours podcast about getting mauled by a bowl but <hes> go check out him over there. Check out these guys bring back the Dylan. That's my personal campaign for the men's Dylan flip flop over it free water her other summer. I've worn out my Goddamn flipflops so I am on personal campaign to bring back the Dylan. That's my favorite football if you want. It can't can't get it 'cause they're out of the top making them and beautiful bugging feet. Am I have the most I might. I may have gnarly toenails nope. I've one bad toenail right now from running no hold on I may I may have the best feet right now as out of an comedian. I don't know from comedian but there's not one comedian. That's got better feet than me. I promise you you say so it up. A trucking can bring back the Dylan what the fucking flip-flop I can't find full pops up into the beach looking for flipflops worn all these out one's gotTa screwing got blood on it afforded from pairs bring back the puck and Dylan are let's get to the podcast. Today is my guest from from the U._K.. On tour in the United States currently right now and drinking with me in my man gave we're drinking cider and listen for this first taste of site or if you've never had a cider drink along with us go get some ciders and by the way that's my <hes> at angry. Orchard is what ciders because I didn't know what it wasn't GonNa Find It ladies and gentlemen today's podcast Daniels loss and Humphries <music> here we go on ice. They need to turn this off. I guess just got done working out. I gotTa tell this morning you hit. Uh Translator got it takes takes institute in. It said it's yeah it's like suddenly just going on toys as we find a lot with America's just for the first two minutes is just always yeah yeah I did but it took me a while. I think I needed to get drunk or you rolling on all them Austin okay good good. That's big big get angry orchard angry orchard all right. We'll wait till the soccer's off so we don't get distracted here. Also I think you need a bottle opener. Hang on wait for it. You want me to do it and activities Apple T._v.. All right now we can start. Give No fucking idea now. It's a podcast. You have no idea the panic that ran do my heart trying to find a fucking CIDER. Oh really dude. I woke up. I woke up <hes> eight o'clock. Priscilla woke me up. I play my day on last night like last night. I talked to Leon. I was like are GONNA get up. I'M GONNA go run and grab some CIDER. I didn't even know I've never heard of CIDER. I've never I've heard CIDERS. I've heard people go. Hey can. I get a pint aside. I've heard that say that no. I didn't know what reporting thing I had never been apple Jeez okay. That's something that like high-schoolers drink yeah. I'll I'll I'll still concede that okay and so by the way I've never tasted insider in my life really this. That's why I wanted to hold everything. I'm so excited. I watched soccer this morning. Yeah I feel SOFA and British. You have no idea what you voiced voice this boy did you. Did you want someone during the sports. No Wonder World Cup this morning. That's also very not English by the way what are you winning. The World Cup is the least segment you walk into. You've already failed. I got lit. I got late last night and and I get us to really yeah watching the U._S._A.. Hey how about that fucking must with all knock Yup fucking they were like it was five seconds it was for you went from standing with his hands behind his back chilled out to Nina guy in the face and the spit in Beta fingers he did the I love the fucking luck in a special guest referee for one to make fun of that type people were fucking shitting on him for punching him as as he was down and I was like I was like don't even pulled up. Don't even pull it up because I don't WanNa. You don't want to see it so many times no but we we can't show it okay. Let's let's see imitate over four seconds but they should on him punching him after he was down as if they didn't know the rules of Ah may yeah could've maybe spotted that the yeah yeah the necessary he could've walked but that's that's the sport does Mark Hunt would have walked away would be. I definitely would have walked away because I I. It feels bad to hurt somebody couldn't do that. Here's the fucking kicker coupled couple of weeks ago. I found out that Jorges Vidal. Is this guy that I saw in a fight video ravers or hey you can pull that up. Halston Kimba boasts licensed to set up fights in Miami Ravers or hey is one of the fucking greatest fights. I've ever seen it back yard. Fight back yard fi slice used to host yeah. This is back our fights and one of the greatest fights I've ever seen seen in my life. I watch this when I was a kid. This isn't like so this is where hey months at all right. There is the one that's yoked and that's raise the black dude lots of tells us that right absolutely a sizable. Oh nine eight couldn't that's not the one I'm thinking of. That's not the one I'm thinking of Kim. <unk> sizes dated rematches moment. He's got the long hair. No no no. There's memories got long hair. Did anything wrong. Maybe I'm wrong anyway anyway pawtucket bet did you see the recent. One way was getting interviewed backstage. She's just he's just chatting to the girl and then as it Edwards Leone Edwards Talk Shit about him and he's just say hold on business to attend to. I'm going to take care of gracefully hides behind the back lose her ED. You were talking Shit. See that's how I would fight is get it over quick. You know if I'd ever been the fish rule that I own dade in my head from grownup was dead. Let them get the fist punch. That's such a always told that as a kid. This is the final thought about this whole hey must have it all look at him. I do watch this fight. When I was so long ago? What years this for years ago I watch four years ago in a fuck in viciousness with chase by the way these are these are real fighters these real amateur this amateur fighting now Jose muscles one of the best fighters U._F._C.? Here's backyard hard. This is like him watching his old opens videos to picture of the first time I did stand up comedy. Oh yeah I found a picture of it. The day that my girlfriend at the time wrote burt stiffer stand up are you can take it down. halston distracted Masuda T._d.. Goes on I stopped talking to people and listening watching T._v.. The worst debates we all do it. I can't go if somebody if my girlfriend takes place with T._v.. On the bottom like fuck yourself itself. I'm just as idiot. I'm just going to watch. WHO's the British comedy that I heard the story about a long time ago? I think Steve Houston what Steve WHO's up to these days. <hes> Steve US as he's doing well what happened to why do you take time off. I think he was in a car accident and then <hes> I didn't know he said that he was just ten. Five on his head scab government were reading his thoughts and stuff and I'll tell you what he was the first one that was like we were in South Africa together. We went to write my a number down on something he goes. No no no no no going to Jim. You'll give your number. You don't give me your number and I was like what is in stealthy grid diffuser yeah. He's a story about some British comic that was obsessed with stand up and his girlfriend said. Do you know what I'm talking about. Who is he autumn blew? My story I think is that I think I've told stories about this guy so many times that he's reached out to me and said hey man I really go to the states. It's much appreciate you talking about me. Thank you very much but like I'm probably never gonNA meet. You're probably never do podcast thank you. The guy is that sounds like him to don't put anything up but only if I say because I swear to God Allston fucking can focus to Jangling keys in front of the baby right. Just you're trying to try to get the B._B._C. as far supported us so he he went to dinner with his girlfriend was gonNA break up with him. Talk about standup. Is that the guy I the story of heard about Arab bloom was backstage after the Geico all just talking about Oh yeah he's talking about. Companies girlfriend goes. Can you just stop talking about comedy for Ted fucking minutes and he goes. Can you give me a light on eight. That's ads out of there are so many great great great British comics and then there's so many shit wants. There's so many shit ones in America this is we've been saying here owning your your assessment. How five percent of the best hall five percent of Americans stand ups are the best in the world? Thank you you then then. There's another ten then there's another fifteen. I'd say another ten fifteen percent where it's like. They are really good on the way to being great your bottom. Eighty percent is Fox's age. It's there should be a smaller percentage of bottom in the U._k.. We've got we've got like one or two like up there with the fucking best in the world then we've got solid twenty-five percent and then the other twenty five percent after the all all like average could fuck it hold the road competitive and then there's about two other about thirty percents share. There's so much bought stand up here as if it's the the American audiences are so nice it depends where you start go ahead. Do you think it's because of watch Seinfeld. Mika look easy just talking about is dead and they come up and talk about the Dan that is not interesting Americans Americans in general. I think I think believe they should be famous and I think that the average American thinks I've got something special to give people I think the average maybe the average person but I I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say like I was. I was in Australia and I was looking at you know rugby so they got like Anna N._R._l.. A._F._l.. They've got like five different different types or whatever and there's like hundred teams Yup and there's only like a few million people in Australia Affairs on this is like California California think or something like that phillies Australia's huge no no no. I started doing the numbers and I went wait. Hold on if you're six foot two and not playing professional rugby and Australia something's wrong with you and I was like everyone should be playing rugby. It's like Judy Really Army. You just have to eighteen. You've got to go play for the dolphins. That's my God damage. League within Melvin is there's not ten teams in Melbourne and I was like literally looking at looking around the stands going okay yeah everyone that's of age to play is out in the field and we're all the ones that are fat and old watching yeah so and so but I think that is the mentality with American Santa. I stand up Sony. The common thing in America is like I'll give you something to using your act yeah so I think people believe Steve. I think there's more people doing standup. They should be on honor percent but here's the other thing I'll say is you can't take it away from the ones that really suck 'cause I have seen people that suck so bad like so bad become billionaires millionaires figure it out with has not even figured out just they something happens for them and America falls in love with them. I can't even population of three hundred million so it's like in the U._k.. Like it's called the populations. This is like fucking six million cheers cheers cheers. This is my joy later gentlemen cheers. Thank you so much and thank you are for fuck in choosing here we got outsider also found out this drink and podcast. We're going to be drinking all afternoon soon. Have a great this evening. I'm going to be playing football drunk. This is fucking amazing so you you you aboard. Why wouldn't I get this at a bar at first thing in the morning? It's it's it's a somebody drink drink yeah. The garden drinks propagart and drink. It's fun the while on your Lilo and it's perfect Hammock fucking. This is a teenage drink Yelich. Do you call them alcopops just to get the Bar I mean underage drinking over here is the unoriginal in America's like nineteen years old which is hysteric really on the edge during dive at fifteen countering until wage drake underage drinking his thirteen fourteen like that's what if you guys have these on tap. Many calories are in this abetted stuff lean agency a lot though I bet it stops teenage pregnant stop sets I I think very much closer pregnancy because Nicole my calories shocking because they're getting drunk and then they're stunned are angry. Orchard is when you order a pint of of CIDER normally. This is normally quite that's. This is substantially swear the most okay. We're going to sample size a bunch of reciters. Is this a byproduct of wine. No no so basically I don't know where site originates but he gets. They Cheddar the region some assets in the U._K.. They could restore accent. Do the former <hes> right by lovers are very make some lady Saudi cheers drove that one proper fucking not that's so tasty is very unaccompanied whole deal with my parents and Madonna bought a big gallon jug aside the buck of someone's car. They're just selling it on the road side. We're like a WHO mid sign saying like it's it's. It's like the grumpy a year proper their version of fucking potato bath vodka is just like they know how to make Saturday alcoholic stuff from just any fucking fruitless fallen of trees really oh mine like what if he eh because Americans put sugar and everything this okay so this is American angry orchard is from I think from <hes> the anheuser-busch Company. Is it problems you right now. You're going to get free major major league a whole bunch of fucking shit for a lawyer podcast listeners because as someone who's drink strike cited for most of his life <hes> people especially Americans will not stop giving you ship because they don't have over here to them. It's like teenagers drink or like garlic and drink. Am I stopped. My son is always with Carl drinks. I'll drink beer for beer on inside and I got until we don't you. It doesn't enjoy beer and I think it's because he's never had a solid job where you finish on Friday in need that pint that finishing a long weeks work right. Is that it tools then you have a beer. I have never I've I've. I've had one job before stand up. I was a pay referee. People referee not as fun as it sounds shuttle saw on. I don't fuck it. let-up it is tree it was it was an a- My boss like an ex army commander who took over this F CONNEC- pay place on the only hard teenagers because he could not pay them lassos me at sixty years old taking groups of forty grown men who were all armed with these fucking payback's a non armed with paintball gun because I'm the fucking referee and they're just they're and they're all instructors which is like bucks parties and stuff there are shit facing anxiety and it's me and another sport you fucking teenager trying to command the respect of drunk Khobar people from Aberdeen. Oh Monica Gafa the ban on the right I g okay. I'll proper old school fucking touch it in the soon when people start talking shit there is there was one point where there was a local A._M.. Like the EH troubled youths once they've been good for three fucking weeks they were allowed. They're like as your award you can come and play paintball and they would just drop off twenty Juvie T._v. a bunch of kids from fucking Juvie the you've been good for three weeks. Here's some fucking ammunition munition and there's a there's a guy and fucking bright red in the middle of afforest. You'd like for no fucking reason other than you're angry fucking horrible man we used to shoot the ref like just to warm up. Yes yes yes and as the referee. Can I just say hey fuck. You can't stand up more than it was a fucking brutal job. Oh fuck the. I wonder if paintball happened the same time there is a did here. I remember when people showed up in the states. Yes how old I am. I remember I remember the first time everyone's like. Do you WanNa go play paintball. Where like what's that? They're like Oh. They got these paintball guns. You shoot each other and we're like shut your high school dude. If it stings massive I I A had a I had a this is going to sound so soft we branded ourselves with Omegas but little tiny omegas little tiny when the black fraternities do like fucking branding. That's like a in college. I thought you've been recently it. Just tell you how much you love her. Six funniest fucking jokes that I'm going to tell you hear they're gonNA be in my act for my special but I could not stop laughing. We were in. I can't do it. I want to save it. I WANNA say it's it's so fucking crazy. I already that all your material on radio and now in podcast you find material doing pod cabs and when you and then we biggest people listen to podcasts Oh casper like did you play a material fuck my best jokes. I've tried out some of my best. Things showed up on podcast of me like <hes> I did. I mean obviously the machine Rogan. I didn't machine dildos Ozone Rogan because that's the standup wasn't that let's talk about the I'm. I'm GonNa Finish that same and then let's talk about the progress of standard going. 'cause I do think that the British comics have made a huge influence on where we're going and was since so when I first started stand up stand up when you look at that comfortably dumb album stand up was very <hes> quick shocking and <hes> and and Frat boy a little bit like <hes> you know cops hate when you touch their faces I try to get a you know it's like Frankie like almost like Ashton coutry not ya <hes> it was it was fast. It was quick it was loud it was brash and it was surprising was all shock and awe setup and punch punch to come from added nowhere and I remember going to England urge to Scotland <hes> to the end professor when I was twenty six twenty five with Patrice when rich Voss and I remember watching it and and and feeling like British comedy was a presentation it was a little bit more of a play or one man show and I remember we hated it. We were like where's the fucking. They're not shooting from the HIP. They're not flying off. They're not fucking with the audience. They're not punching engine us. It's all about word play into yet narrative and then and now I feel like in in twenty years twenty some odd years that American standup has gotten out for a fact mine has gotten more storytelling more slower more like even Tom Saga is less of this like Dane. Cook High End Comet like high high energy comedy and more of like a storyteller and where did you see see the festival's allow us to do that because in clubs you have to be that American style you have to be every thirty seconds every forty five seconds ahead head head because the drunk but at the festival is you get people that sit and listen to their for the arts and you can you can express yourself from different ways. Yes it does dictate the fact that <hes> in America you can do the same twenty minutes of material four but leads fucking ten years with this is of this country. I did that our that our of material I did for in two thousand nine <hes> I did it for ten years recorded that and then I did the next set of material for like eight years yeah and that's when bill and Louis came and said we're turning over hours. We've been you're not since two thousand nine year. When overheat a heavenly lucy came bar where like we turn over new hours every year and every American sign it was like holy show that such a good work ethic and then everyone in the U._k.? was like whoa that's every year. You have to have a new our the festival because it's it's also such a smaller fucking countryman like you'd right the show that you can turn it around the controversy and everybody's saying everyone senior yet. You could probably go Fernandez still model like the fucking so interesting so you're you're petri suggestion. Just smaller than Jesus is small also because you don't have fast of America's because of the size of you don't have a comedy festival like there's a there's the AD mccollum Melbourne Comedy Festival this Comedy Festival is oddly illness. Julia there is the Lesser Comedy Festival. There's has lots of comedy festivals where they go. Hey you're gonNA come here and you're going to do a fucking hours with the stand up and then you record it and saying it and then he record and then you to Adam and you try when the the best reviews you get the best award so that you get picked up for a fucking T._v.. Show and if you told from that fringe you tour that show Bennett and then you to a new one and you start again and that's and because everyone does it. That's the standard this mistake. You can't really we've took a year off the here yeah. This is the first year is I'm not doing the way I'm doing the festival but not with a new show on just to my old shorts if because a net flicks we're going to expand and do this to for two two years instead of one even not starting to like you've got part of people who need a new show now sweep tickets when you're touring touring touring touring netflix material. No no no no new materials this new this Netflix yeah the mind. That's another thing that I get on line along. Just say you suddenly realize her fucking stupid. Some of your are as they'll come on the belly so there is the show you break into New York is at the same show net flicks. You're like yeah yeah that show that you can see for free on that flakes. I've rebranded it. I decided to the charge you all forty dollars to come see this material fucking modes of course it. It's called a different show. Do I have people I have people say this is it infuriates me because it's it's the same thing about fake news. <hes> yeah man went to burt show he did the same shitty always does and I went no I didn't. I didn't do one joke I didn't do I when I shoot a special. I retire everything immediately. Because of course I take that back. I what I do I do that I do that I I do. A few like friend shows where I'll go out and tour with somebody or I and I'll do probably you see when the meaning the recorded the hour but it hasn't aired yet that time between recording the hour and not airing some old house do some materials on the special in the new stuff and then once it's aired. It's almost two seconds air. I'm feeling angry orchard. Can you give me another Goddamn CIDER. Those are so fucking good. That's not real dutt rots. Oh that's okay liens bringing lunch for us don't in your teeth and once you get over you stub opening teeth. They need that. I don't know whether I share with you wetlands bringing for lunch or just let it surprise I would words. I think to be surprised by the way it was what you don't eat. Though I know that Pizza Council the other day Yeah Fuck Advani goods quiche talking can help education. I mean it was it was one of the American things I've ever in my life but the I mean that with the highest level of price that's the only way I've seen anybody get him to eat eggs. He doesn't eggs two. It was fucking amazing. I changed my lifestyle yesterday or the other day. After Fourth of July fifth. I was like I I'm going to be in control of myself and I ate show fucking good eighteen hundred calories yesterday and that's with booze all right yeah lose pound woke up this Mornington pound so I was like fuck it totally on what to get for lunch was like well have some ciders started again tomorrow. Let's talk about this destroyed about Jim Jefferies for a second yeah because Jim Jefferies came here like a fucking wrecking ball like literally destroyed America and I and I know I know you guys thought he was good over there but I wonder do you think the reason he was so going to be here is that he'd been turning over hours so much that he came into a place where we were treading water and he could do the butterfly and it was like we don't do the butterfly here I think it was more like the fact that he had the timing America he would hide like three shows three hours under his belt they would have been fucking tired. It comes over here all the all he has to do to stand above eighty percents of of the stand ups. Here is have a genuine setup punchline format which is debt that because he was because he started in Australia in the U._k.. He was scared of his audience when he started as we all because if you don't make them off in the first thirty seconds the GIG is fucking over for you. Where is it that doesn't exist in L. A. IN L._A.? They're like well. He wouldn't be up there if he wasn't funny like why would there's like a three four minutes grace periods in America and more except for maybe New York and most of the Manteca they've got this this first year yeah because America some Liverpool Glasgow. We sat in the audience what you think you'll funnier than may come on then yeah and you have to do that. You are we'll addison at a great phrase which is a British American. Audiences are like yes. You Can Australian audiences. I bet you can't and British audience like fuck you for trying just to Jaffrey's fucking coming over eh here with the sound like fucking big coming over here taking our jobs he's come over with three fucking tight hours and then just destroys and then every time hours. Can you imagine going in. Were like imagine if it that scenario doesn't exist anymore. That's what they call. Outliers here is a guy who is relatively unknown with having done three hours that that that scenario would never have happened in America. If you've done three hours you would have you'd be seen already are because you could because for you to have a second hour. Everyone has to have senior first hour so the reason we have a second one and then the thirty. Ah You know how Jim you'll stay in England rate in the U._K.. <hes> he did he got robbed. Nigga go punched in the face on stage. No no no no video that video when the viral but he also had a great log of clips yeah so everybody watched the video. I'm getting punched then watched him. Can I breakdown. Can I break down my assessment gyms of a good friend of mine so I'm not I'm not shitting on him. Bill Burr is a good friend of mine. I'm not shitting on them. Joe Rogan is a good friend of mine. I'm not shitting on him and I will not shuttle myself but I will tell you. If you WANNA pop you need one viral clip one viral clip one thing Jim Jefferies gets punched in the head. Bill Burr has Italy Rent Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia berkshires machine story. I believe that across the board and and that body of work behind you the fact that Bill Burr goes at Philly rants and people who the fuck is this guy and then they can watch him destroy Oy Yeah Joe Rogan calls out Collins Mitzi like wait. That's the fear factor Guy Whoa Whoa whoa his standards fucking phenomenal <hes> like Jim Jefferies gets punched in the head this guy fucking brilliant brochures story okay like that story okay yeah but but I believe that I really believe that to my core is allow that oppor. Did you have a clip that went that when more than anything else laws cocoon ones do you do when the mean to lot what happens is people take my take my stand up and then they caption it with like just basically I've said and then spread around. It's a normally there's a couple of like good. One liners like the jokes I see going viral case. That's good because somebody underneath and the comments it's been like this. I really like the Beth road. There is a fucking nothing to show what am I shows. A bathroom is called Jigsaw and it's one that's AH caused forty thousand couples break up one hundred five voice. That's probably your that's that's my viral thing. That's your Kiro thing. I was GONNA say so one of the clippers. What are the pies like three minute bed? Just talking about like this horrible relationship that I was talking about but like basically how you have to fucking love how you have to love yourself before economically anyone else with subtitles on someone screen captured by France rescreen got fame by all this but not the punch lines right so there's no a four fucking page h means of just me talking about loving photos twenty seven four and it's going around all these fucking happy webs homes and that all these mums net so it'd be like Oh my God. This is so true answer getting tighter but as I told you Patricia you've just got to learn to love yourself and people are this is no no don't see I'm not a south love coming. Yeah fuck it. Hey everyone stop it shit. You GotTa always take this call. Hold on one second ladies and Gentlemen Joe Ideas Joey. I'm doing a podcast recording right now what's up Daniel Sauce and Kaikai which you say last name Humphries to Brits Drinking Cider to Brits. Were drinking cider cowboy later brother. Are you in town. I got back okay perfect. I'll give you call later today. <hes> what he does is Medicare roasted by Joe Dias before I demand so easy joe he's so sweet and that like if he's he's he's not that guy like but but what were we saying before joey called it what was called world. I don't know that Special Sawyer I don't know what this special on Itunes and I just had my part on shuffle so it was his music plan plan plan and then all of a sudden. It'll just be joy like so. It's going down babysitter. They really what I might have paid you this complement the first time he did my podcast but my favorite joke was a joke that I mean Jayme. I used to be good friends with Jay. Mohr me and Jay Mohr talked about L. privately but never had the balls to share on stage was he ever fan of fence is if your wife dies and thought about a million times. I've never had the balls to take that on stage because there's I mean that's the way you did it. Yeah was so brilliant because you allow us to say it before you said it yeah well. It was one of those things where I was just stay. The reason you can say is because you actually you love your wife so they can say about the person I've talked about. I fuck hated so much much easier and then also you suddenly realizing that greatly by signed up is suddenly having these horrible thoughts and being like Oh God about alone in this and then you go on stage and you say it for the first time it's very nerve wracking because if they don't laugh you're just a psychopath on that so many times you ever cut it with your dog so hard you tickets are it did not go overwhelm Australia. You think everybody's going to relate to cherry pick. You know so hard you calm. I tried to write a joke yesterday all day yesterday because my set a joke till the Anna she just want one and I go oh that's a ritual but such a great to have such a great job. Job was the the first okay I wrote was. We're having sex yesterday morning and as I came the cuckoo clock went off by the way as you guys walked in the cuckoo clock went off that's why I went Huntsville but it was the second time that week that an orgasm and the cuckoo clock went off and I told the end that and I go that's the second time this week that I've had an orgasm. The coup Hawk went off she goes. We've only had sex once this week going well I know but I see and then she went and then I said my wife wouldn't know a good joke. If it farted on her tits anyway tits one time trying to write jokes with wisdom cuckoo clock you are third time associated yeah could become a Pablo of dog type thing but no. Maybe you hear that noise. You'll just you'll bar up. You'll just I I love. I love having o'clock to it doesn't go off every fucking. It's every every hour on the hour even during the night in the middle of the night it's awesome awesome a love it actually I don't know if it goes off in the middle of the night mm sleep but <hes> I love it. I love it. There's certain things in life. I absolutely love love having a good good Yeti cooler a love having a good cooler like a nice clar like having a really nice vacuum like a good vacuum. You know that you you when you when you go to vacuum you get excited vacuum ooh and boom bringing this Babylon and see showers always one great water pressure that headphones both headphones. I have the greatest headphones in the world. I have <hes> Hall simply. Pull this up. I have <hes> ultimate ears custom in your monitors. Do you know what that is not. Don't get the CUCKOO clock ready. We're all GONNA be common. This is the greatest headsets so what they are. It is yeah go to thirteen hundred fourteen hundred dollar ones on the on the far right all right how much fourteen hundred dollars is so the they are built to the saving and flip around the those actually aren't those us what are those hold the fuck and folds they look fuller on the future ticket are they are they wireless blessed with Mike shut the fuck up. Oh my Mike God I've known ultimate ears ultimate ears and basically they are customer monitors you go to an audiologist and he does a mold of your inner ear canal than show them this then there are four speakers inside. You've got low mids high sonic filters I three way crossovers. Dua Balance Amateurs single mids high singles to all in one fucking earpiece right and then. I can't believe that they're fucking wireless. Now I just was talking about how I wanted to go wireless and they build them to your enter. Eerie your canal so no one else can wear them. They're only wearable for you. Those are the ones I have on the right. Those are the ones I have and you wo- when did hold on I got a call ultimate ears. This is changing life. I know what I'm doing. I feel like this is just such expensive thing for me to lose what I look at never lost a pair once no yeah when you spend fourteen hundred dollars on a pair of headphones you definitely track them. This is true because I thought I had a good para headphones until them. I just Q._C. them in and I'm not going to lose them do when you put them in. You can't hear anything so they they close your ear canal so silent once you put them in silent when you turn on also. They're like your plugs. Yes so when you get on a plane you put on put on a podcast or whatever with a podcast turns off you don't hear anything is just silent. You just your silence the greatest I bought them when I was thirty seven years old. I've had them for nine years but I've had now aww three pairs because I had one what happens as you can break the <hes> those those new fucking cable's that go into came changer in buying those immediately but <hes> good headphones is an absolute must absolute must accidentally got good woman shorts because I left me running shorts and a hotel walked into a sport shop just to buy Mona she equinox the year because it's America's he didn't away equinox was about to spend eh dozens of shorts bought workout gear at Akron aw my God so I'm GonNa say equinoxes is what we call economics. I would say I'M GONNA pop into Equinox. I was like an I know what is is but I'm just like I guess he's running a week long membership or something fucked we run. I like to try to more than cardio faster cardio just when I start getting a beer belly when it's because skinny mine rates I get skinny. Not Nobody wants to be skinny fun if you're GONNA have you won't have a frame fat yeah fat but I'm surprisingly in shape last night <hes> we we made a bet on because they're like. I bet you couldn't do twenty twenty sit ups and I was like I was like of course can of course I can but by the way I don't think I don't know if I could because my belly gets in the way and then it flipped over to a plank pose and then like you couldn't do a plank for a minute and I was like I do applying for two minutes and I held a plank for to who fucking minutes and I swear to ship my pets I start trembling or or even cat hair in team over started snipping. My base clock went to support you support. Yourself with an erection shaky so much. It's another earthquake. It's another was there was another one this morning. Wasn't that big one my Ed's. I've never been under the table. We thought they had just like so British like we're not going to change anything about what we're doing. Is this GONNA continue enough. My survival instincts are the worst of the world starts shaking. All I did go uh-huh oh just like there's no there's nothing is going to stand up for an earthquake. I'm Jay Don terrify but it's like the whole I know this super but the whole fucking earth moves he's even even if you're like a wall to wall fucking atheist if you propose to a woman right and during your proposal thou earthquake even if you believe to know God earthquake. Has You throw that Reagan the ocean like that that's how godly at fucking feels where they it just goes the best position to have been in June. The earthquake is if you've just paid for chips in vending machine and the get stuck on the edge looking for a member of staff the earthquake to shake it up sweet just looking at me like the guy I someone was in a fight and stumped their foot and said I swear to God there was some fucking kids. Some other got lucky she went on. I swear to God if you don't tidy your fucking could room yeah. That was the mother joke. I wrote when I after the earthquake. was I told you this either day. I love earthquakes and we do a podcast before the I. He's out to me. I said I wrote. I wrote a joke. I love earthquakes as they immediately make everyone bring everyone in my cleanliness novel the House. Oh I'm the pig your ships everywhere but I'm the pig dude I was I was about to we're doing instagram story. <hes> instagram's stories is up yeah <hes> it's on my face and the earthquake kits I hit record right as you earthquake hit and I was like Lila earthquake recorded. I instagram Graham story the whole earthquake it. They last wade longer than I fucking thought I thought it would be a four was not gonna find it or five seconds. It's on my it's on my instagram. Yeah Click my face. Look at that and then go down to nine hundred thousand followers congratulations L._A.. Earthquake Good L. earthquake right there. Go back go back to L._A.. Earthquake see the story see. We need one of these foods since I was about doing earthquake scrambles Isla earthquake and now I'm like you'd see Islas just fucking out of it. She's like I know leave me alone. Dogs are freaking out to the ducks freak out before it happened at the have that now I got off the couch once it starts shaking. Crazy part was the pool the pool this these Bagel go forward. One HALSTON are WIFI sucks out here. We gotta fix this before. We start doing this more often <hes> but the pool was just fucking sloshing. Look at the Pool I've seen before I was in Greece to foes in air trae there. It started started rotten more by the pool. The Pu start doing that shit one of my friends from newcastle naked earthquake pulled his shorts of Lounger to save the larger and he's just joined in that guy that dyed hair masturbating during Pompeii. You must have seen I know they find that you know pump. Vulcan POMPEII is like Sam Cooke to me like Sam Cooke either got shot while raping a woman or they said he was raping women and then he shot him. I don't know what it is but I never really did the backstory that story you know Kinda. There was a rape and ball shock. I remember there was a volcano and everyone was frozen surveys located. I can't remember when we went off. A Roman fucking times on big codes just suddenly comes down and just not freezes people in place but locks them in place because they and that sort Samantha because they ask goes over. They find that he is this coming off it because there's nothing you can do like they knew he probably was fishing he was. How do you really really ready ready? Let's let's pretend someone's about to walk that. Okay the earthquake kits yeah but but you're as mom and you walk in there. What's your defensive? WHAT MOM UH-HUH I'm practicing my fishing moves? She just a my's would be one my old Guitar Solo Air Guitar Solo Guitar. I'm stubbing this. I'm going to get us a shadow whisk he's talking to lag as well like the shooting himself for their coq leg feed themselves grapes with the other hand. You know you're taking your jacking off too far features on grapes while you do it. I think he's got like a couple of pillows and their head but they disintegrated. He's got real comfortable. There's probably I say he should candles didn't survive the violinist. Someone playing music in the bike ride or you're saying they're drawing. Porn would've been behead innocent spanning as well about this. I wonder if there was ever a guy who just jacked off to vista to view. Just like just got on top amount was like this is so fucking hot probably the way to place. You've winked. Let's play this game outside a Jiffy Lube one time traffic. I'm willing to have you done in traffic on <music> an interstate a lot like moving monk. Oh well we in college. You drive from L.. Tampa Tallahassee this drive like four in the fuck morning. I'm definitely GONNA Jag off to get that our threw out of the way mind if you if you're driving fucking seventy miles an hour sieben leaves you penis about thirty miles an hour if you had someone that's ninety miles an hour seeming that's a fucking head show that's amount of science but I'm pretty sure lackey Killa human being. I've clad his come at ninety two miles per hour yeah. That's dangerous sleight just of course on a flight. I've never done on a given up. I've been out giving a fuck in a strange stranger on a flight the weirdest thing that ever fucking on I don't put a pin in this poor. These little baby shots we're going to do is a little baby shot. Those those are normal shows where we're we're GONNA little half low Haffey AFI great because I don't want to go out of control when Leeann comes back with the food because I want you to be a little buzz to eat it so you can do a little baby shots and then we're going to hear about getting jacked off by strangers I can foot and I hope this ends weight and that's how I became a fan of Manchester United and that's how I met my wife. My daughter's got me this for father's day the Golden Level Yeah my house my spirit animal okay. Have you noticed there's owls everywhere around here. have no yeah I mean now that you mentioned it say everywhere. I can see two one three right there. For what does the other ones. There's there's AL's hidden everywhere. I like it all right gentlemen slash. Hey listen thank signs. What's that mean just jaw choose? Oh Slunj sweaters Spanish for just worked out <music> lovely chase it with a little candy we would do it. Let's do it you're flying to. I'm flying from America. What about to go remember? The other day was talking you fucking dorm that wasn't bengals place in Spain where he told me about scummy fucking place I'm on about to try and get their flight back to <hes> Adam route to fly to Spain Eighties uh-huh oh he told me all about sexy beast so where on climb back and then Michael Gopher you know what it is I do. I can see you should already know what it is by now. You should already know what it is by now. I think I'm might violently. crispy looks like you've never had an. I thought I together buggers yesterday. There was no non Nia you've APP. Thank you so much so grab grab on Mike and Mike in here comes it with me for a second these these I've been telling him but by them all week. I've been telling him about the mowing thank you were working still hot. You go you go halston. You're the best thank you so much yes so this is an in-and-out animal style okay so this is a double double animal style. It has got everything on it and some mustard and some everything it's fucking the greatest burger in L._A.. So now you're GonNa Bite and give me a review. It's fairly it's amazing. It's fairly a manic. It is exactly what fast it's like. One of those ones is. It's only an American T._v.. Shows in cartoons when growing up D._C.. Foot that's too big for your face. They don't they don't really make like that and a literal types they go. Hey I've never seen plates as big as I see in. The states like it's it's amazing though the way you do food is the so much selfless Oh yeah it's like we were having a fucking like the size of Brag the other day when it was like sausages bacon eggs cash prize and huge issues Soda Forgot Your pancakes and you're like this fucking country one of my neighbors in the world not. Why wouldn't you want in room fat I had been have you ever had a cider? Take a sip of this. You're gonNA find your new favorite beer lexus. It takes all the solid off the Vegas does he. I'm to scars joining Baseball's surgery on his food right. They brought that we brought in and out. I Love You love you. I love you to just two friends this and then if you WanNa take a break on your camp I'm GonNa Murder Mine. I can't Dan. I'll just tell you my story while it so my flight back his basically delayed to a point where I would miss flight to the mall fucking strikes. I'll have to go to the the side of the book a New Flight Bite fucking Home Montfort my age and just be like anti flight regardless of what it costs if they don't replace my flight even because she's the only other flight bike is in three hours in its three grand mom. Does I might just hall over the by Button Okay to counter. We'll see what happens to the counter marshawn spicer so fucking lovely like hey. It's our fault does another fight and our that we're GONNA put you on for free. It's British Airways. It's fucking airline. It's GonNa get you an earlier evidence. Coming up loss go to the EH business lunch at this position pies apology for all the inconvenience an energy business so I'm just drinking all of the free booze. I'm having the time of my life we got into flight and it's fucking dead. It's quite quiet flight so I'm in the middle. Four seats is me and then the small Filipino woman empty chair old man and then family or three take across Dale said and mean my seatbelt Filipino women's goes harsh seatbelt. We both go for the same thing. We have a little above laffy like all over this thing. She's about sorry to three. We speak for maybe thirty seconds I find out that she's fine bags of the U._k.. So she can go to Norway. That's where her kid is. Ashi was just having a holiday. I'm twenty four thirty three so bring down the booze and now and she's I clamp down again. The Latinos are hard to age as well. She was forty fifty now. This is the one thing when a client when I tell this story is I'd also. I don't believe this happened happened to me. This is such an unbelievable story that I don't think it happened and it happened to me and I was there should be noted. I ate my burger and less than a minute NAFF finished. I'm murdered it while that's the problem with me. Keep going keeping on press. What do you think the Burger shop worker so bad meself in it in the back of my head start going like this? It's the cartoon bargains the one the always always fantasized. I I wanted to give a little bit of American experience a little bit of the experience and I'm so glad you guys hadn't had enough Burger and then you've got to have it on my noted that I've been building up all fucking week so this is great showed following a shot of whiskey with it yeah right Joe I saw with whiskey star crossed domain uniquely bit so so so you're there with joke was sister and they break goes Oliver Champagne. I'll go all over red white and we'll share with host as just goes. I there's no one if I just have to each and we'll this is nice so we drank and then the food comes out and we take our headphones off and we talk a little bit to more drugs come out without. We're both ended up quite quite you know Mary and stuff. I kind of always smoke about thing we just I told her that I did comedy. We spoke about Burp and then all the lights go off and it's gets the nighttime part the flight of GonNa do bike over me. She's guard duty over higher and then I'm halfway halfway through the movie. I just feel a Hun- Cobb a cross over undoing my zip Duma belt and just getting my check out. One hundred game is E.. Bill Ed or is this not my dog so so it's a mistake and she just starts just jerking me off and I'm just confused and like I said so. My initial reaction is just gonNA stop psychopath but like I wanted to be obvious for the oxygen mask. She threw some. It's like I'm sorry I could. I have another two champagnes please. I'm GONNA need some Napkins watching how much trouble you would be in. If you took the exact same gamble she'd right the guys that have done that abso. She starts at my thing is I'm just keeping up the Blanca. They're just so the Kant movements don't seem obvious in the DI. She's not talking to me. She's not to anything she's just doing going away way. I have not so <hes> proud thought or perverts avid are just like all mine like this is great. This is real good and this is unbelievable like won't world this fucking Open double-check double check that she's a girl not pro to that thoughts not proud of that thought to double check. I was like this is one of the best thing that's ever happened to me. The only thing that would make failed. Oh Yeah I was probably the thought probably the fuck logic buzz of chain of since that I can't. She had a very lovely vagina checked. Absolutely you went over and I went over there play with her couldn't really get the angles like it's just it's like it's like at the angle your social teams. What did you say few do all the way with the same casualness but respect the a bank teller does when they're being robbed at the secret margins the alarm by the way of you know my brain was racing for the analogy of what you were doing of what that was just a little emergency? I then Cobb everywhere. I'M GONNA it's all it's all in the fucking blankets or thing. After ball of a gallon I stuff under the chair in front of me under your job is is dot boop. Thank you put them in the overhead. I it's like what you crush account on your head. After Junkie tightening up here the second I calm I crushed the woman into a small COMPA. I completed her. She's finished I I she starts laughing. I started laughing cake leg like it's also Dr. Nobody's been woken up. There's only one blanket between us. She said well we can chew the plan and I'm like well. Fuck could be weird of that. Was your line can I can. We showed a blanket nano. That's a little bit too intimate for me so we started so she's just lying there with her legs over there and watching the movie like She's watching her movie about thirty minutes lay and she's lying there like their legs across. I feel my debt coming up my parents again but are they can physically back <music> with an old dude story. He was three chairs away so without point she was just you know. She was just doing shifts and she yes she start with higher fate of never off. Monchy gets socks off Yes yes that's where we were used feels spitting on it dry. She was wearing flippers feeds taste. Yeah she had crocs so she's fucking so wait on Canadian high heels the line should have been this is how she would known and she was a sense of humor after the first hand job as soon as you come she goes now. I get the armrest you come from her foot. Yes my life but contain as well. A second time in like could just convinced the excitement of mine so I can't like the second blanket is like rude with more come to stuff that under the thing going to the bathroom right it was just in the bathroom just like wash catch myself and I just start laughing at myself. I say the worst of myself like nobody's ever going to believe you bond. She's Filipino. That's the lie you make up yeah like I'd I'd say the plane Oh yeah where she she was Philippino like. That's the goal to lie that you make up. Dude not checked. It wasn't do great as boarding the plane. You realize the hope Filipinos circus was behind. You can do everything with her and she she gets her. She gets her Kalayaan from tone above. She gets with open up in just a contortionist Ted. I heard urge you to what you told this story. If you went to check and it was dude yeah I wouldn't have told as quickly as with much bragging behind story we wouldn't have ended with and then I go to foot job because you have moved seats before then I yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Damore Norman one time I said what's it gazed things that are avenue and he goes. I got jerked off by Garuda boss and I went okay. I want to hear that story brigade. I like I I think I think things have shifted a tad bit with the me to <hes> sexual assault still is absolutely horrific but then there was a period guys were afraid to share any story because everything came off like oh the fact that you do and then the shift has happened to Tad bit where <hes> where it's it's it's okay to be and he's always been okay to be who you are yeah. I think those guys were like just keeping their mouths shot 'cause they were like I don't wanNA sound bad. I don't want to set like which isn't necessarily a bad thing there was this whole a fucking swimming rapists. You know the rock less no no not ED priced after the Brock Turner thing there was all these <hes> there's people that would be like Oh you know now much. My sons are terrified to have sex and they're asking for contain all the time before they have sex and you go. I don't see any of that's bad. There's nothing wrong with ever ever the much uncomfortable feeling but that's a positive reaction from this extra having an extra layer of like. I'm going to double check. Everything is necessarily a bad thing. I I mean I think what was happening at the beginning of the me too. They were saying if the woman's been drinking. It's rape and I think that has shifted. I think they now they're going. Hey people are people. Women are going to drink man. I was going to drink. They're gonNA fuck have drunk sacks yeah. I and I think actual people who'd gone through actual metoo assaults would the people who were any person that was like if you have sex with the drunk women that's Arabe people who've actually been sexually assaulted her like this incredibly people like Joan compare what I went through to that it guilty drunkenly cheat on a boyfriend and then they I put down to that instead of children the blame the infidelity they're really shitting on the he was actually how to such a small percentage of such as a as a very small percentage is what was the <hes> they had two handed the four handed condom it opened you read about that now. They're the four handed condom. That's it so that it was called a consent condom so in order to have sex you had four hands to open it and women came out and they were like hold the fuck and phone that means. They're going to bring the pros you saying that Ah you saying that like I don't know what what are all. I know the joke I wrote is there's no way that in a train whereas like three guys and they open it and they're all gonna raise them. There's no way that someone's like in a gang rape. I don't think the last guys the condom. I don't know everyone's been some of the stuff they come up with the to cut a major. It's a lot of time it's just companies trying to fucking virtues saying hey we know this is the problem. Signaling is so gross and I never do it so fucking funny. I told you tend to feminist your feminist pussy. Okay so that is we should probably get a get a a smaller glass and sample that one. That's a strawberry <hes> cider so there's some there's some smaller glasses back there. Maybe I filled this place up glasses. I've never never really drink back here. No no no. There's even smaller than that though yeah that's fine that's fine yeah remaining to rinse them. They dirty. I wish I had dietary things. I wish I'd like things right didn't like eating them. Everything everything I had been in the in the paper to pay the went and fished it out. Where did you grow up? I grew up in a place near Newcastle and the north of England called Blyth. It's like a main in community of coal mines and stuff but then the Kalman's closed down before I was born the people stayed as we always knows. Your Dad have a really thick accent yeah. I guess so yeah really yeah I mean I would you wouldn't consider it to be access also like his accent. I had no way he's talking is very positive from Mason his family yeah. I was talking to someone else from where I'm from that you wouldn't stand a chance. What does it sound like totally to you sound Flemish? What's GonNa be Evian? Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. There was a guy who was from Jordi Shore. Yeah Yeah Yeah so that's that's my accent yeah. There was a guy that opened for me. I think I'm going to bring him on a couple dates and thank you. I got a murder this one. I'm on right now. I gotTA bring him. I'm GONNA bring them on a couple dates. In the fall tour a guy from show jody shows a comedian he Australia his name is rory. Something Rory Low yeah dreadlocks Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Very Nice Guy Very Fun yeah you around yeah because he so it wasn't on jody sure though no no no no he grew up there though all right okay and he got rid of his accent and me and Gavin must my tour manager were like she go back to your old accident so much better than the new when you have a hippie chain of lakes Lewis speaking like almost take the accident that comes with weed yeah yeah I carries out with Jodie lilt so it is the model WanNa does have a global accent is like Ed. No my where you go in the world. You can always tell us who has stolen vowel. Can I show you. I thought about you guys today. Because my friend Chris Stuff knowing Janas Papa Love Chris no they just shot a video on instagram. Can you pull up Krista Stephanos instagram and and this is so funny because I thought I bet people hear them to. This is how they talk in real life but I bet people hear them talking and go. Oh that's what like someone from Scotland would be like what the fuck is that but the way they talk is so fucking funny. It's on the honest or Chris's <hes> whether they criticize Chris Christie comedy I think America's such different fucking accents like the differences between fucking taxes in Chicago Austin was like a Cliche version of the American accident. I got Howdy howdy partner by department. I didn't know people actually and actually spoke like that. They were cowboys. We've said this before but like the at America's the only country in the world were stereotypes actually fully really exist. Oh yeah here here here here here. Ready hang on its Christie. Comedy is his instagram but or Jaanus the I'll just play the audio on my phone you ready hang on hold on this is what they really sound like and I was like Oh this if you took them to England people would be like the fuck you saying. This is how they really sound in real life right. We'll play crecy D- what would've legendary boxing trainer caused D'Amato. You guys stand where else shrimp obviously. It's a beautiful beautiful news. We got the beautiful skyline beautiful view here next you here's accent. I is it different shows different than me. Talk to me for me. It's more the words they use different as opposed to the OH. It sounds out don't oh I I was just talking about this with someone they did a video of American accents but they had a black people in it and I was like no you can't do that blackout. I mean people to sound different two different black people. They don't have a Patrice O'Neal from Boston. He didn't have a Boston accent. He hit a different accent than a black guy from Atlanta but a black from Atlanta doesn't sound like a a white guy from Atlanta. They don't sound similar. There's a different it's a totally samican Hispanic in L._A.. Would some different Hispanic Hispanic in Texas <hes> yeah apparently I can't hear it but apparently like <hes> a Puerto Rican in New York sounds different than a Mexican here. The Spanish sounds different. Oh really Spanish is a lot more. I wish I driving Puerto Rican parents. They can take call right now. Dogs have accents really apparently is this. One of them fake lies Jay again. We're just drop a lion then the other peasant picking. I love doing that more than anything thing. It's just a little little real can get a human pregnant them. They had no. I've I've seen your daughter the main motorway the way suite go back to the first one. You said dogs Dr This is again. I didn't fucking read the article by this but there was some sort of study done. I've definitely seen we had dogs in France will park differently two dogs in I- Casto has told me I normally they only because of us that isn't that dogs barking dogs bark because they're stupid. Human Interaction stray dogs Mexico sound some more like a auto lay bark bark said like Siegel British talks are like the Arabian dogs. They don't have any pose as dogs like the food delicious. Oh my God i. I'm just going over. I'm just doing dog accents in my head doing right now. I'm trying to find ones jody doug Saturday like our back more Irish actually no scars scorch dog with just be you know at the end of everything. The admiral had my accent but it's the what does it end Brian. How you doing a GonNa come into for trank? Say we'll just have a little bit of fun. Just you in the boys eight. It's a horrible the in the end this is going to receive long since today in a less adorable way than the Canadians. Do It really yeah you win. The Canadian say your holiday you whereas 'cause a lot of scars always yikes heads are thick broke like rough and Ediborah studs out like a sore thumb because it's still had it's the only accident scholar you sound like a fucking soft yeah because some of the action hostile even when you know oh yeah it's exits naturally aggressive needling tomato you like I'm not telling you moral by that's a good accent I can't. I'm really glad that accent. That's how a wife Soma waves go that exit really twelve o'clock well if you can get someone that's push from Glasgow. She's upper-class Club. We'll know upper-middle-class who can you. Can you hear it in. Can you hear the accent when someone speaks you that person's poor yeah if eh if they sound like Em. I'm like okay so then what happens when like 'cause classism is I always had a theory that racism would be there would be less racism in America if everyone's sounded like you guys all sound like you're black sound like you love. I love it now because when I was younger if you go into an Indian restaurant the guys in Indian accent now it's the children of the people that saved when I was a kid so now have Jordi accents and the so like fucking hilarious like one of my favorite things multi-culturalism is seeing axe heads that door nother below the first but you don't expect like if you if you may apply person with a thick Scottish accent it will take solid three minutes to just go cause a not like Bra about how you fucking do it. It's just you don't associate that accent with <hes> because there's yeah well not not my wife's Arabic but you can't tell so much on hair. She looks Cain exotic great but at this does so much great and it's so good but it takes you so long just adjusted because you like just expect it convened with when people ask ways from and he would just go like Newton man's just the area of Glasgow away from wherever you away from from noon main motherfucker. They really mean by the question. Oh yeah no no no that was that was that's a that's a trigger <hes> <hes> that's a trigger no wait massena right away for a micro aggression. That's what micro aggression and so you say to someone from like when you see like Asian person like what what 'cause I always curious. I'm always curious but not yeah. That's because I would tell a story when as you like how did how did you end up with that accent I always go out. My question is <hes> what the Fuck I say to an Asian Person <hes> what's your. What's your ethnic background where we had to pitch no no no no ancestry was so good at this this whole boat with this guy yes? It's crazy because that shit's coming back in our in our country sadly is diversity the point of the the thing with diversity I think in our country used to be let's all be the same role in love each other. Don't let's not see color now people of color saying no no no see my color wait. I want you to see my color pay. Don't just say saying we're not saying during the new day see my color. Just don't hold against me. It's undecided the if unit different color toy. We've lived and that's not to say if you're white why you haven't led a difficult fucking life because of course that's so possible by general just undecided as a person of color. Everything was just a little bit harder and that doesn't take a doesn't take away any of your struggle but just there's just a little bit Edna nutley Scottish not to be called Natalie enough whether it be called Alex so that didn't have Arabic name so that would get a job easier for your wife's names. Natalie yeah says what's her. Dad's name head Dodd said that Scottish Mom's amongst imagine what a beautiful but is I'll tell you what sucks a little bit is getting rid. I'll tell you what sucks about assimilation is getting rid of your identity that like that name Bosch as a beautiful name Yeah and the fact that she didn't get to call her daughter some name Bob. What is I would love? That's no money name names now left because rob was the most common as could be called Rub but it's it is kinda crazy that you're losing that a little bit but I think what I said this. I don't know if I said this Halston or I said the Selena said this to my friends on fourth giant. I'd say this to you. I ran into a person of color and I said before July scowl it <hes> I guess everyone's from here. Not everyone wants not everyone celebrates this country and then you like yeah and then I saw grow purple hair and I was like fucking avoid that I'm not gonNA fucking roll the dice on on this all white. I was like Oh cool. Hey man heavy giants. Okay I was like a finally and then and then I was like that's so fucked up that we've fought all this while to assimilate and everyone be not notice color and the same and not treat a person differently because they're back in black and now they're saying please treat me differently because I'm black but then I thought in a moment of clarity on my job I thought maybe all black people are saying is hey. You've been treating me differently because I'm black your entire life. Please just acknowledge it now swing too hard to go that way just be just say it just be just just admit that you'd know I'm black when when Stephen Rubin like all he's tall yeah. He's baseball shorthairs Brown is he is he he black our really see color surely must surely like because you don't what color is we picked up before girls from anime expo the other day for my daughter picked him up and I and then one of them ask not to be on my instagram and I was like and I was which was interesting and that's not very l._a.. Yeah She's only twelve and I was like and she's like and you're not put me on your scrambles like okay and then I was like yeah I put her on anyway but she was like and then I say hey what was the check with the short hair and they're like which one because there was a black in there too she a short hair also said the fucking shit with a short hair and they're like there's two people said if I meant the other one I've said what was up at the blackjack and then I that my daughter goes dad what's wrong with you. Say the one with the blue hair blue hair by the way I'm being very way to specific about children that our friend of Madonna what but but but I was like like the fact that I said if I meant the head of the black chick that used it as an identifying feature on because I think I think I think from their point of view is that's no for so many of us bill. It's the black one because it is that's what defines them and they're like. There's absolutely does not it. Does my daughter does not see color. This is not my main feature and then to some people it's like visually is there I understand they're like no this is. This is not who I am that it's not this is the but if you were the one in a car full of black kids like why like what's up with the guy with the short hair and they're like which one they're like you know the one that was with the accent head accent there. You know the one that looks like a bitch other white kid no. It's just a way to describe quicker under the did. I know it's racist. Oh no I I so many of these things. There's so many it's it's in tainting tone. People just seem to be looking at the they don't really respect the fact that language language isn't just the words languages the inflection it's the meaning of so much more talking communication than just the words and I talked about full PA. They okayed the games okay. I we'll talk about that so met. This is a very rarely meet. Another scores personnel are moving in L._A.. It's fucking rare. Yeah exotic scoldings waiter very very go to my friends and their friend joining US Leonis from Scotland. I'm we're talking about. I'm talking about East as gay and I'm like great like I love to talk to scotch person and also because when the communist got so many gay friends outweigh what am I this to tiptoe around homosexuality everywhere. Craig Kale is geico comedian statement as comic. There's not a lot of shit you tiptoe around yeah so so with Craig Hill fans who Craig for eleven years my right we have games when whenever we go rent airports together he tries to find women that he thinks I find all point I I think he finds his relate. He always finds his men that look like himself putting their dude that look like you and he was like well. If I didn't find that attractive or wouldn't look like this and whenever whenever Craig whenever craters whatever craters anything it takes two restaurants or find us nice place as well when we points I'm wearing just play is I'm sorry to be such a picture about this but and it's just a little things I'm just so used to with Craig and mother gave rains using homophobic language in a north homophobic way generally like poofter as to me I yeah yeah it's Diet Faggot. Someone get that website right now. FAGGOT available right now diet faggot. That's the name of my neck special Diet Faggot. That is the funniest in this. The F. Word is what available also we got time to buy. This is my computer by this website so just GonNa put your faces on because you mean curriculum so be up just Saulius out. I was so excited to me as scholars person that shit behind went. Oh it's a Scottish poofter. Just there was so over familiar I was wrong in the sense that it was over reality algae and also I don't know his history without words like I don't know how often it's been show it. Even though I said why thought was an activity to end Scottish person no you didn't say that no no no is that what Chris Yeah another story secondhand old no money whatever it was one of afraid actually overreacted way more they will you said that's not as I Alameda legal apologize because my intention was not to offend. I was over familiar didn't come from a place of hatred undecided at immediately. He was absolutely if I wonder what Chris data was actually making a child falls over in Grizz knee legal up every okay we'll start crying run up to the he ran onto the kid and start screaming wasn't their immediate looked like a fire so I I apologize to the guys I over familiar. Here's I appreciate apology. We portray absolutely I can find with it <hes> but yeah no crystal mountains into fucking he he told me Oh I got a company with Daniel. Just don't I was playing pinball yea so many th that I think that's a problem with a low of the outrage culture is now is somebody will somebody will say something and get something wrong. The person there will be like hey what you said upset me and here's why the person go all right cool didn't know that but then the media is the one that goes here's the head like they had this. He's the every Chris Tenure at Prince Philip Ev. Every interaction was a headline and that's one of the headline cultures as it goes from what what actually happened was I would say oh this and hadn't we shook hands and we'll find crooked sets out to apologize. Explain my Sansa guys. I respect it. Here's my point of view. I accepted apology. I understand was malicious. We bought drink. There was little thing with is the way the media would do is diverse loss. Call someone a fucking poofter style and then Dot Parson. Does it mean every they have a mean face to face. We Apologize Oh. He doesn't say here's his rebuttal and it's like no no no no no no not all of those things were headlights IOS one. None of it should be a fucking story. I was wrong long. I was corrected. I apologize and that's it. That's it that's the end. No everyone else needs to get involved in there. Were people being like well. Here's my history with the white. Here's what this means. Go Yeah Yeah. We've all live different life. I said this thing based on the interactions actions. I've had in the lessons I've learned I learned another lesson. They're welcome to being an adult. It's it's dude. I heard ms pat talking on Rogan the other day about the black communities <hes> feelings towards <hes> gay people and it was the first time I ever heard anyone honestly speaking though 'cause I I grew up in south. I grew up with black. People not not like in a black culture. I I was very sheltered as a kid obviously but like I knew how <hes> black churches were knew knew how it was about. Homosexuality wasn't like Super Excel Health. Have you heard similar damn X. tracks he would god he's going to put him oath on my Lord. Go Wash Russian language. Not Nolte for home of thugs was just thinking about but maybe thugs no home was we don't if you try to get extra apologize now. He just go dog dealers Mexico's one of my favorite interviews ever regarding the breakfast club and he says to them they say <hes> so tell us what happened. You know got his license. Suspended right. Nudge has got his license spend like four times driving and the last time sent him to jail right and they were like what happened and he was like dog. I was running live at the airport. I'm in I'm in the escalade and his Asian then guys drive in front of me on the lights and they're like the lights he goes yeah the siren hit him with the hone and they're like cops siren and guard he's like yeah and the man was in respecting my authority. You didn't pull over there like you're not a cop. He goes he doesn't know that excellent all this forgiven and he's not respecting authority which has none and so then they're like wow so how do you get around and he goes. I drive and they're like what you drive and he goes there like but don't you have a suspended license. He goes cancelled license. Catch me if you can advertising it on the driving. I don't love driving at all. I hate driving a love. Where did you learn to drive Florida fucking? ooh I like no. I just like I ultimately I think in my previous life I was a man of leisure and so I think that I don't like I have weird triggers driving them. I don't really enjoy driving <hes> I don't oh I don't enjoy cars. I'm not a car guy. I don't give fuck for cars at all. I enjoy the driver you get angry. People you Lake Road love route originally I don't I don't like that's so funny. I like road rage. Love of Mon- We know you got me into a fight one team fucking starting Shit within a let Dr Legg. You're not getting you into a fight. I felt like someone's boyfriend late again mean we would this tastes like walking Sherbert. That's one opening different one. This is like this is like this is I can get my daughter's on this and you had this one yet that no no no no. Let's go. Let's find another go. 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We're leads on. It's my turn to drive and the the lights goal amber and I don't move off immediately. Sorry amber thank it's about a change. It would have eclipse coach. How did he have a green yellow red? What was that that is like Rockefeller got pulled over right when they started inventing traffic lights? Yeah say I'll sorry Sir I thought it was amber yellow Ntil Crimson light up by refused to believe but Kelly Green in one emerald acceleration of Faulk Ruby for Star saw Emerald and I knew it wasn't criminal amber and I said it's time for me to go now. It's bloody J. J. The Red Green J. J.. We'll have another drinking podcast and so long. They're fucking really fun. Wait so at an amber light it means that you stole a child nor country in the back of my. I'm driving your car. If you wanted to description check your phone insperity much on their late turns yellow fucking neanderthals neanderthals superior turns yellow old. I'm the guy behind me starts. fucking home can his horn now. I've never dealt with consequences bony only boy it'd be like you see it's and I was like thank you so I rolled on the window given the finger. There's your dinner. That's for you like that yeah <hes> and then I look in the mirror and his car and I'm like I've already miss. I'M GONNA put a pause in this story. I forgot for a second guys drive on the other side of the car and I was like why would you put your finger in the mid out of your son. The all the way out the other way all the way that crosses giving kyw amount of food job and the guy starts getting an I turn by misread at this entirely turn to tell us about to transpire and just watches there was just as guy takes watch off whatever is about to get into a fight because he's broken so mad shit ones now you've kind of the point where you buy assert launches based on your because he broke and somebody watches from fucking hitting people watch on it just to watch it was okay rendering on. I use my elbow in the last two. Oh we're talking about fighting next. Keep going Oh yea so basically the guy gets the car coming forward and made never gonNA fight never had to do with the situation watches fucking hang in there at the conscious yells at the guy. Get back in your car before I fucking steal it and I just watched this fully grown man on assess the situation and then get academics car to our. We look devastated if he didn't if he called me our done it. You can't say shit like that to not be prepared to being American I've ever done in my life is driving college on new how many think you've been in I wrote a list one payment eighty something don't holy many Belle boat twelve and but also have been beaten for them to really kicked a figo and tell the pen time and by bunch of bounces. They tried to kill him. You call them bounces here. Don't call them puff tres yeah try that next bar got beat up by a bunch of puff. That's yeah was in the ball. There's a few of US would be Newcastle game a saga and we're in this ball pissing the pissed by the Bird Paradise cure it. You'll see where I piss. It's attached to this pretty busy nightclub rate in the shadows doorstops. It's just a bar right quiet ball music permanent. We can help music from the nightclub next door the tossed I came to pop the head in and then go out so one of them POPs head in sees one of my friends asleep and just wrenches from off the cherry this drunk asleep harmless repose them off the chair. I'll go up and like separate them when he was like well. Fuck and take you then starts out didn't realize them in the room of fucking Taniela handle jody's so it just tend to a western like everyone diving in outdoor stuff came and there was just as brawl right it ended up like under getting a neither storm in the face out of and a headlock and then he bit behind. I had to get a tetanus shot because he bit mustangs. Fuck up in we'll get through our rates great. So all of us law are just like fucking collect. My bruises to stole does myself down. We're going to ball with a bunch of Dolman can't separate a little bit and then all of the dorm and from the area like fucking gathered around outside pushed me across the road and made a ring around me like a dogfight so my friends couldn't get in in just one of them one that I need in the face just beat the shit out of kicked me in the fierce everything to real like having the car tumble-drier. Just get like the whole world was toilet. This is going to sound silly but it didn't hurt in the moment in the moment it just felt like hot and white like just a white flash of leg pain but like just awareness if that I was getting head but the adrenaline Vallejo next day my mouth open saves buffoons me immediately afterward so oh I got full and caller like fucking everything he's I scars from it scholarly and he knows Swiss cheese on that was a different story. Let's get back to that as we fucking facetime as we know what your relationship obviously just enjoyed for you there so you the type of person that phones your friends. I'm no tag free four in the morning so if I get phone call from anyone it's because someone's dead right everything else. Just fuck. It tastes so I've got a phone. Call all at fucking four A._M.. From Kyw facetime like he's going to have you done what have you done and just biggest mildness face pasta. fucking is blood fucking everywhere these fucking head and I'm like why are you <music> smart some ways what will happen no absolutely fucking find and then and then you start the funniest thing it was so like I said there was a bit of a brawl in the ball before hundred I got a solicitor lawyer and I eh the police tapes of it and everything I was really because I got up straight away after it happened. Just go to open just myself down a really. I was happy watching that tape not nice what she got beat up good watching yourself get off yes but then the showed me this oh that if my brother thrown one dorman out of his own door of the bar we those steroids at time he was fucking fifties donors these guys what fifty fifteen stone what's thought he probably about two to five late late having with maybe a bit more someone screaming at the podcast now because the answer to two thousand eight say through one of the domino right so this dorm and made a police statements saying that hey had worn out the ball and said in quotations your stay out your bod rate. The Doorman in the police went. He's willing to drop the charge on your brother. If you drop the charge on this Jeff Guy Doleman who threw me out so they say because the one what he did was across the road so it was seen as a revenge attack it was a separate incident so he could get charged for up but I had to drop the charges get off because his brother is brother through dormant of his own bar so you're gonNA press charges. Initially I wanted to a fucking Murgita Ted. They hit on the side of bumps around beheaded. I got a lot of them off. The pavement like just bumps around. I don't know how many of fee how many while it was a share for emerged Sui did we have you been back to that bar and Nah Nah so hilariously area area but I'm not it's not a big loss that don't go by their nor the fucking more with you again a close neck shave from a guy that what's Oh yeah that was fucked up that was in Edinburgh dominating brewery. This is a three four years later I lived with Daniel and I gotTa Shave at this Turkish Boras and the guys running the raiders across manakin clocks Newcastle accent so used to work in new customers the Dome appear do we. That's the place where the don't be they're creating offense Teesta Malay- flakes fuck up. Have you been in many flights. No I've been in them. I've been maybe in. I don't know if not not a ton I was. I've been been beat up a lot. Yeah the eggs I talked shit and you don't have to fight so American punt someone but I I like. I'm always I'm always the one that when the fight starts on the shut the fuck this is happening. You'll get Outta here but I'm GonNa make a level respect for bravery to talk shit and you may not be able to back it up but you do all the time because I'm like Oh. I've got a uh-huh experience on what the next stage big brother before mine. It's fucking great. This is ridiculously. Good Ace's Brian. This is fucking pineapple juice yeah. Is there boozing this. We should do another shot. There's law Oh yeah. There's is much more. That's the thing about site is they are dangerous because they're so drinkable there so fucking refreshing they also because alcohol dehydrates you at because it's free feel so it's fucking vicious or joyous cycle depending on which all of your are are you can watch me playing soccer football. I played football seven. I'm going to be drunk funky little topper for the cover. Thanks Jeez yeah to anyone who is waste loans sways Lonzo anyone drinking beyonce's sister we are oh I ever in I kind of knocked the guy out one punt nice but I was like in fucking eighth grade and knocking to the ground he stayed down he was ten and I was like I was in eighth grade. So I was just leaving knuckle. He was he was by age and <hes> he lives out here now that he's probably an agent he was talking shit and he said something about my teeth and <hes> I bad teeth grown up and so did my daughter Georgia sorted Isla. My whole family always had bad in America as well. Everyone's go back teeth in America because you can get a fixed every so easy it's GonNa fix and so he says the more teeth and it just triggered me I I was going to ninth grade the very next day it was it was like maybe Saturday or Sunday starting ninth grade. Ah I never punched anybody and I was just like fucked this guy and I punched him and he went down to the ground and then everyone everyone was like you punched him and I was like yeah. I thought that was like what we do when we get angry we've hit is that on how this works and then the next day went to <hes> always Catholic high school and realized <hes> not. Everyone just goes down like that like I I saw fight. Nobody spends her pulled a chair up because the guy was tall pulled a tear up stood on Teheran Punch the Guy in the guy went down it was like he was a fucking yellow pages commercial one hundred percent so this guy just sold over yeah like fucking Kinley Lord of the rings goes like what are you going to do. You little motherfucker. Spencer pulled a chair up. She's still in the chair and fucking Jackson is probably being on a lot of scenes. Tom Cruise movies. That's how he punches. People Dude I and then got a bunch of Mites in high school <hes> <hes> but never really lost in highschool always just fights. I don't even know it's like I don't know if you'd call fights as much as you call it a bunch of soft white kids sucker punching each other <hes> and then <hes> gun fights in in college and then I got beat up nine and beat up but I got I got knocked unconscious in college you call that beat up but it was. I got thrown. I didn't get like punched. The Guy Suplex me onto the ground and I got yeah and move move to the D- Win The W._W._e.. Bell afterwards he tried to fight me and I go. I know he was actually much too and I was like I'm not gonNA fight you. I was really friends. I'm not going to my hands in the air fighting you. This is ridiculous and he just grabbed me and just suplex me and I landed on the back of my head and I was unconscious. I was unconscious for a little while. I woke up and I could not put to into together like I just didn't know what had happened by. I couldn't figure route was happening. I couldn't figure out I couldn't jump start. My brain to get traction rain was just going like this like just firing and <hes> some girl found me on campus and I was crying. I was like as I think I got beat up. I don't know what's going on one and she took me the hostile of the hospital and and just serious head trauma just a concussion out of it and and that was the last fight. I think I've been in so confused. I remember that days I was in a car accident hit the window with my head to save the driver's side window and air like I just remember Kane a common to I'd never been asleep but I was stood up in the street with a towel pressed against my bloody ear and I was asking if it was Christmas yet and it was a twenty seven th December. I'm just like Christmas. It's stupid fucking Ebeneezer Scrooge sitting there you just I was out of it. I remember going in. I remember it was during finals and I went in to go take ally I got I got beat up and then I woke up and he was in the corner crying kids my friend O._C.. was guilty. They felt very guilty he like so. Why do you like squirrelled away like a spider into the corner? Like what have I done. What have I done it was I'm an animal being here? Some of the first time uses his powers yeah monster yeah exactly and he had been a real bad history of violence and so he and he would like you don't on open with a fucking suplex yeah suplex at afraid if you've never been fight before that sleigh this guy this guy fucking copyrighted the the chair move almost in that the story about him in highschool is that someone wanted to fight him and he ran up to the guy stepped on the bumper of a car to jump up and punch vigorous like fucking at troy what he's running south of the cage yes because Oh but he had had a really bad history violence and he had started smoking weed and thought he was better and then clearly he just wasn't he just ate his rage problems and then Suplex me. I woke up. I I woke up if I'm not mistaken and by the way I could could be making this up. You know I've told a job story where <hes> I woke up with his hand. My mouth like the opposite of like a reverse puppet yeah <hes> yeah and that's that's what I remember in this story remember that I could be wrong about that but then I woke our just checking if you had a gag reflex because he had ulterior motives for your unconscious just see if this whole still works okay there we go and job half completed. Yes he's unconscious. Mouth is opened and that's what wakes you up and so you give me mastermind. It's not exactly half right so definitely something to both. He's squirrelled away like a spider into the corner. I remember that a little bit and then I remember getting all the top corner just means his Co.. Put Big glass over some paper under the taking medicine I got into I got into my car. I drove by the way I was driving my sister's car which is interesting story to live after being conscious. I was out of it. I was so out of it. I was like I I think I finals got. Finals knows what Beata I can't remember. Go and I just get beat up. Wait like what's going on in my mouth. I drove into the cone of the room. I walked into a classroom that wasn't mine. I walked into a classroom and then walked out and then ended up on a bench in that profile me and then <hes> I've been talked to that guy since fare classes looked at you walk into goes up bit class. That's the last time I got beat up. I have never never been be up up in of been choked unconscious not going to be at one time lava told us during the last the guy that yelled yield the homophobic abuse as and then Kyw scrubbers food. Someone yelled homophobic abuse to fort like you because this is such a dome story for you write Books Party. Do you call him stikes both parties lots of the Party so I WANNA Bachelor party body every time I group China group girls I would just let the gills know that I was off limits because I'm getting married and all that stuff and it started become remove. I do it all the time skills by the way because the one married just is giving you a heads up. I know I saw you looking at a table. It's not you it's me. I just want some food. I don't want to lead you on this day. Every year. Eventually this boy in a nightclub Chanu girl and I was just like not for use use unchain. I'm off the market and then I'll walk away. I didn't give it any context. This boy is for US sunshine off. The market. Is Boy was from five miles from where I grew up. I'm in Portugal at the time. This guy is a local right it. He thinks I'm coming onto him a tell him like it doesn't stand a chance to May I'm gay or whatever started like the swearing shouting Shenton and I was just putting over it. I was like yeah sure sure just let them like gus himself out. He was never going to do it yeah yeah yeah and then he called me a faggot and then I realized he was starting to fight on me with star fate with Gimme Emme. He fought it was gay just doesn't mind if you hit humphries that's fine but because he's gay kyle. Thank God I'm going to do so. You're doing this because I'm gay gay me. Fights quiz the dog. You've just made me gay you would like me when I'm K- and then he basically I sent him home with the story. He couldn't tell he can't tell that story ago beat up by Gay Guy Fucking and then I bugged him in the ass old <hes> as I was about to old <hes> Jordan Ruben Joke Jordan had a joke Jordan room is a great comedian who hasn't done comedy in a while. I don't think director now you another beer yeah and then his joke was <hes> do the night I was at a bar in this guy was like hitting on me and I was like as like you know all like make is back but you know because I'm not gay and then and then he like he came up and came his phone number and I'm like fine whatever you know and then I kind of flirted back and then he I took them back to my house my fucking in the ass but the jokes on him because I'm not gay Jordan Ruben was a great fucking comedian. Yeah you just shut it down. Turn it off my worry with the that homophobic guys that most home for most homophobic people actually gave people are concentrated very well start hitting gear folk and I always like have this geologist and then I just punish the guy that was actually gained struggling with the sexual turn into a wrestling match. It ended and you guys making out all the Bruno that is you. Did you guys ever know Sasha Baron Cohen when he did not supposed to after the first. I'd heard of them was all the allergies because he was huge in the U._k.. was in night and whenever I did admit I don't know when that was but Ali g was on the street eat barking. I've not mistaken he was in the L. E. G. Costume and Patrice and I saw him and he's barking is time these over here for flying for the shows he's doing in the Nachson. They brought about judy probably probably good Doug. I don't stimulus fuck. I don't get a chance that's the pub with a low of a game name. The hands and there's no remorse ago fuck the corpse now. He's one of my opening jokes you ever listened to God. I wish I could remember more my act so hard his opening song as <hes>. I got blood him addict. 'cause I fucked corpse human. You know they must have been in the studio like earl down down down. No we got it. You're not sure sure Sir blood on the Dick. 'cause I fucked a corpse goddamn opening lane of the opening track of the very Qena intro track and then not that was the fist trump. Just welcome welcome to the depot. Go fucking respect. That's going to visit him in prison. Ten Years in prison Arizona and I was like who doesn't want a visitor in prison was like maybe I'll just go visit him and like become friends with him and just see him once. A week started taking a little relationship with the game for the stab but you're not in prison they have Khandu visits with them freestyles to me. You're the Corp.. She folks got blood them because I got got got. We're GONNA stop right there. Those other joke joke was rappers. The TUB is always always have the soft his name's Max earl method man clifford masterpiece Percy Snoop Dogg's Calvin Calvin Jay Jay Z. Any of that Andre Andre Andre Orange Onto Young Jeffery Atkins. That's Jerusalem Marshall Marshall X. though morsels like a secondhand and has store here eminem marshalls is a second story marshalls is like we knock off brand clothing so it'd be like having a radical Oxfam. The big rabbi called Oxfam shooting laws is my favorite rob per cancer research you is that his birth name yeah says mother was very unusual Banados Rapa. There's <hes> Oh my God. I'm in coughing often lot lately and almost passing out okay like a lot you making its join me to web diagnose. You can even working out no. I think it's number one thing that my blood pressure is high number two. I think <hes> I think INC <hes> this have my allergies have been really horrible. What are you allergic to <hes> pollen everything and a lot of we'd lately people that I it might go? It's got the was elected. fucking Poland was hauling. Ah Racism here fever got ripped off by Polynesia's Polynesia's agree it word for Hay fever coming over French Polynesia touch and go for a minute. I couldn't Hay Fever Hay. Fever is one of those ones man pathetic to you but if you pay allergies too you know what I'm the kind of person that was that I had heartburn for ten years until I realized it was heartburn. I just thought it was dying. Dying Sleeps. I die in the middle of the night. Yeah no says hey favorites like people are allergic pollen and stuff which I'm sympathetic towards my girlfriend. How's it but for me? It's a lowly people who can read and cars. It's I just think there's a stamp of evolution that some of you appear into a fucking because you get nauseous when you read because I know you just get nauseous traveled. I know people that get if you if you travel sickness sympathetic as I'm like you are lower end of the DNA is a species. We now have released a hundred years now. Moving vehicles have existed if your D._N._A.. Has An adopts to that yet. You don't get to have kids anymore like top sorry. My wife gets carsick very easy then. What are you doing having kids with my daughter at all faded it out with that? She should people that you gotta bring my my superior jeans. Her rescue dog gains elective process yeah yeah yeah my wife's Lola Lola Scott. I call my wife have a loan Scott all the time. I don't even know that means low Glasgow Lula's go based being from skull. I would assume lowland Scott which just made that they were a bit more say Salvi but more checks sweet. What are what are you guys call? rednecks and Scotland Nets nerds. What's non educated delinquent engineered? Tell people it was called Ned first and then became are working class is <music> at basically it's like tracks football track tops bleach blond hair. It's what he used to list. Full Cop came push back soppy ahead lezo speaking at the poor communities aiden scholar oversee riddled with like math addiction inherited and stuff so that's where all eight money fucking fucking Kenya like they're the ones that came up with the Glasgow cast which is the head Bubba Glasgow smile which is where they instead of just using one razor blades is to cut your healthy smile but the problem with the original Chelsea smile is you. It's it doesn't scar that much because if you just caught there I know it's gross it will easily refused by together what they used to do. They would put to razor blades on either side of a credit card so there was about Mela Mir. Gosh use that to cop because then they've got to how did this as quickly. What's your vision of a redneck? We could people's cheeks opens. I'm just giving you assholes on fire tinguely so they just basically leaves the joke is most jobs most come from and just to seven the guy from braveheart no he was that Lou the English would a bunch of cuts no offense. He was drawn court so basically will happen to while I'm talking about the guy that actor Oh Tommy Flanagan or does he have a scars on his cheeks like that. I just just assume that was part of the movie deeply seven. You always sounds like he's GonNa Shit Scott Jackson but he's from Scotland. That's why I didn't watch. I didn't savannakhet because the Scottish accent and it was so offensive back up and I was just I this is so such about Scottish accent now account can donate and then turns that Scotland Yeah Hey those aren't that's a scorpion. He plays the show. It's on both sides page. It'll tell that scar. He's Sham <hes> just go to wikipedia. This is by the way this is what it's like to be my wife Austin as you're going just a tablet slower only because of the Internet a personal life personal life go. Hey spacious cars. The result of a knife attack headed nightclub where he'd been working as a as a D._J.. So based on those words. I'm going to assume it's glass cow. It's Glasshouse Mile. Did you get peaky blinders over here. Yeah I started watching it so fucking God and buy it and why I don't I'd just the it's hard to get into some some these days. I I don't know what draws my interest. I started to categorize things like wasting my time like it wasn't moving me writing jokes forward it was racing my time and what was helping move but does it always have to be career driven. Can you not just have a pastime that doesn't mean there's nothing nothing that is when we start nothing we saw knitting. We shut up silence audiobook net. I wish I started a leather making fuck ya not making leather. We're like high like yeah but like a gag getting the heights and then and I made one fanny pack and as soon as I made it I went I could sell these shows and I turned it into money. I turned it into a way to make money and then I just had to stop so I was like I don't i. I'd rather spend more time writing comedy than making things to sell it shows so yeah I turned everything into careers further ahead of the pit of us because we not it's not an and I definitely the less bedtime spent self-indulgent. I would like we barely leg when we come to write a show where usually do it just before the fringe in June July software update also I don't. I don't wear creatively around. I think it's Uh not necessarily any output all the time yeah. I think it's a uniquely American thing of L._A.. Because everyone here so fucking career driven to get to the tall yeah which thinking about the U._k.. Hey is a at least I I'll. Maybe it's not there is there is a bit of a meritocracy in the U._k.. Which is stand up his that? If you are the best Salman you will eventually get to the top you will not necessarily where you deserve to be but if you are genuinely inconsistently brilliant as a standup you will eventually get a place where you can make a fucking living out of it. Here's the difference in in in the states you watch a lot of people that are not the best get to the tough yes because because you have millions waking harder and there's there's a lot of fucking outliers on why someone would get success versus why someone wouldn't get success like the big frustration in Hollywood right now. I'm not speaking for anyone about out on the podcast. They didn't say this to me. I'm just telling you what the big frustration in Hollywood right now is a bunch of men white men my age my age that got in the business to become Sitcom directors or or what ah like <hes> <hes> EP or whatever I'm I'm trying to avoid the things that I'm trying to avoid naming people and saying what they do and then people figuring it out but the biggest frustration is that now it is about diversity and so they are not hiring white dudes and so sometimes I just not the best doesn't rise the top the it's it's it's in this in our country. You will see for whatever reason people get opportunities entities that maybe haven't nothing than having earned them but maybe maybe their ancestors are in that make sense. There's there's there's I I got I call T._v.. Break in the U._k.. When I was eighteen and the reason I got the T._v.? Break wasn't because I was the best download but was good to the reason I got it. Was I was a box ticker. I was young <hes> I was really young as well as really is eighteen thousand beg fucking box right. They're going to while see we're good yeah yeah. You got three s experience. I was Scottish <hes> which is in the U._k.. Okay that's diversity there in a way and I was basically ARG argue attractive to sixteen year old so as I I'm very aware that my first TVs belt came from the fact that be passed but because like fucking Justin Bieber short jokes about my fucking mom and whatnot like those economic rude you can get yeah wasn't necessarily not like fucking rude boy but detaille rude boy. That's sad that's the London London London avenue the that Stop Prov. It's not coach. There's a lot of white kids doing black Culture Gotcha that white kids adopt in the U._k.. which is which is really way because it's not gentrification because the white kids that are adopting also in the areas but because they're white you're just like come on my eminem how to fuck and rough as fuck upbringing because he's white we just like act that by? It's still this by the way he did not yet that guy that I earned his fucking vote absolutely did but that yeah yeah yeah so keep going you were talking about. We're talking about diversity and I think holidays diversities adversities by the way for the record just sound like a fucking horrible person but it's a necessary. It's an addition beat the guy who got the GIG but he had a take a shower and she's a friend of mainly cloudy on the spot. Yes Roy Spouse in the U._k.. Kai was a didn't get the part January. I was told this why they were like he's a straight white mind and we have enough of those on the show and even though he'd won all the auditions and one of the stuff that people have beat got the GIG 'cause the had eh who yeah yeah but that you can't be began begrudge because when I did last comic standing too I remember they're saying it's either I did when I did. I did last coming into they were like I remember them. Saying either you were John Hefferin friend and I was like wait. What do you mean they're like well? John Heffer another like the same casting and you can't like for casting. They're like well. We got one gay guy. That's aunt we put that's what they say in device. It's Kinda crazy. They're trying to implement diversity by just being kinda racists. We're looking for black yeah. That's what they're going to we need. We need five five people too many many just one. Do you know how familiar it felt like Oh. That's what it feels like. It'd be discriminated against. I guess it was my ten Dan man. We have caddies pretty easy I I I've had it pretty easy my entire life. I'm cool with it there. I just talking about we had dinner Adad the last night two nights go and he is <hes> worked his way up to become a director and he just had directed some things and there was getting opportunity now. He hasn't had a job in like a year and I had Greg Fitzsimmons on the other day. He can't get a job writing because of diversity versity because they don't need white men and so it's it's by the way opposite come next year maybe and then I'm sure I want some young different voices in their. Why wouldn't you want to white guys saying the White Guy Jokes Yeah? You want you yeah Yeah Dame opinion five times yeah although the fuck enlisted people have had on my podcast white guys while we're the ones I've had to black people in my pocket. That's what we do. Not Women do well on this podcast. Women do not come out well on this podcast because you gotta be Babich to you. GotTa be Miss. Pat You gotta be Whitney. Cummings is a my attention is have you on this podcast and to blow you up to my fans so the my fans are like dude got to go see the person live and and <hes> which you have done for us. That's my whole goal is like did joe put me over. Tom Put me over Ari. Put Me Over Joey. Put Me over. They put me on their podcast. Share me with their fans and those people like me. Some of Desam didn't some didn't come cross pollination yeah yeah and so if you if you if you like if you like me. Here's the people I love you'll mostly. It's the same thing when you like the thing is going to be Puckett's. If you recommend anything to your podcast listeners eighty percent of them are going to like the thing you recommend because hey guess what we like the same Mike I didn't even re I on we'll get numbers at all. I just like you and so you know when we got a call to do the podcast the other day. I was like we'll do it and then we were like let's drinking one and I'm up because I always wanted to meet Kyw and then I said to Halston we were sitting meeting afterwards and he goes <hes> that drink. I want to be a good one. I go yeah it'll be good numbers and he goes the last one you did with Daniel got good numbers. I went really anyone over. It's one of our most downloaded podcasts on what are you serious and he went both heavy and I was like and I was I genuinely caught off guard and that made me so happy that I go. I had a podcast with a guy and scheduled another podcast with him. I didn't give a fuck about number. That doesn't matter to me. I WANNA hang out of good time talking to you. Every one of our listeners is gonNA listen to this to enjoy your news fifty following Hamadan power social relationship where they knew everyone about. You and you knew nothing about them. Isn't that weird but yeah go piss. What's even weirder? Is that happens to me and my friends. It's like I listen to all my friends pond Samaras podcast and Joe's podcast Joe Mares podcastone my Go-to podcasts and I ah talk to Joe a lot. I don't Talk Erin very often but I'll run into Marin and I'll be like dude. What was up Stephen Dorf? Does he have ECZEMA like and he's like a coffin his he has so many conversations with people you forget able to say people tell me jokes on it. Be On stage a little bit. Tell Isla Dada Dada. I'm like what remained in you of something. You said Dalila's midget joker go Jim joke. No remember the time choosing the car stole. Your job wants to early memorize the shit it should I do. I know I'm a legit podcast. Man People Start Getting pitchers with Notley my wife in New York because it head on name on the podcast should never be on the podcast. She's on social media. She kinda enigmatic like there's a lot of stories about which is in people met bit stop by her and she was just 'cause. She's had no part in it. She thanked the fuck is this it is kinda crazy. I two over told the story but the first time I met joy listeners podcast so much and this is not the whatever chose fucking regular person but I listen to his podcast so much that I not on his door and I just was like all right Hansard and he was like what's up man. I was like good I go. I need to see your deprivation. Tyke need to see the pool table. WanNa meet your dog. I want to get high and then when you podcast and I was like really I was like dude. I'm a big Fan. He was like myself in this moment yeah dude but that's how like I I had some people out will name unnamed came under the podcast. It was a drinking podcast if you want to figure out who it was I'm a big fan of this person's. I've always been I in that person said was. Is it cool. If I got a picture with Isla Hall so you can't it my island I talked about Isla Lot onstage Islas Bu- fucking czar and she's a good kid. She is buzz czar and so I came out of a room and it was like <hes> I was like listen they wanna get a picture of you and she was like okay and evenly and was like we what the fuck is this and then I was like yeah you know we did the picture I was like okay. Don't post anywhere like no. No I just gotTa show to my kid. My kid is gonNA fucking loser mind when the Nomad Isla that's the weird part of this business about podcasts for me wanted to shit just pissed all about if he had to shit the world would be over yet my garden of it watch out for the chickens. Yeah how you enjoying in this idea a fucking loving it faces hot <hes> M._S. Nunu shot. You got it up one Halston Paul the Pineapple one might be the best does Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah just piss outdoors. You'll see where where I piss over by the Berta Paradise The bird of Paradise Yeah I it I Kinda I I've been very cautious with it sounds silly but like protective of women my podcast. I get it like it's it's because I know that there's a lot of fucking idiots listening right now. The just don't like women and then there's guys go in hold on. I like women but I didn't like her and then I will. I understand I do understand that I had a I have fucking lies traeger. Oh My podcast mem- I I part of me wants to say say that it was part of me wants to say this is should he didn't say is that there was a weird dynamic going on during the metoo movement where and it's still going the metoo movement still going on but where women were chastising sizing all men <hes> but I think a lot of men listen this let me a lot of men just felt like hey not me like I'm not a bad fucking guy. That's my show this US talk about the fucking me to move by that. I taught on the fact keeping nyonya myths to keep an eye on your macy's and it's it's I think women at this point inside with everything has been going on throughout fucking history. This is the point where weapon the metoo movement was then fucking snapping and going this is enough because you know fucking sixty if not more percents of women have experienced some form of harassment on our regular. Let's talk for a second for two seconds about what bad ass bitches decided to go. Fuck off. Were done yeah. That's that's take Jan Rutta this anyone listening take gender out of this and just think this schick they finally fucking snapped against people in power. Everybody's speak up and then the more people spoke up the more people realized it was it was very far move yeah the rose awareness across the board listen. We understand that like there. Are People like Jeremy Piven feel like he took one for the team and like the he didn't technically do anything wrong. I don't know what he did. I don't know what he did or didn't do but let's just say that all this all these Hollywood elites that got taken can down a notch you know is intimately because because the the secretary and fucking in Kansas City her boss heard it was like Oh yeah maybe that is questionable behavior and I haven't Delo fucking the fear in them to be like Oh to make a lot main second guess they're fucking. Behavior isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's a it's a powerful thing like them all talking about it then okay together and of course there's going to be some wrong accusations but I think they are vastly lastly shit themselves. There's a lot of people who've done that like clear say like S.. H. History the history run by through back because I think the majority of man run through every interaction I've ever had with every woman and then three Lasalle I and you've definitely did I went through and thought how many times nothing as an adult nothing as like <hes> from like eighteen on but I think like the sixteen sixteen to eighteen you got your risks up as a horny teenage teenage. How many times did you did a girl say known your finger one more time and she was like now you like one more time and then you like Oh? That's that's that's problematic behavior like it. How many times did you try to get a girl wasted to hook up with her like there's all the times that outgrew around jody girls who are just fucking beat you up? He was a feminism that hard women who said I think with all this progression that has made a good but when you yell at me as a Mon- I know that if you yell at Man They won't listen as much as it's like. I know you to yell at Man and yes yelling at men fucking feels good and they deserve to be elder. If you want to make a difference you have to talk between Zoe so you have to understand that are Amana there. That don't think they've done anything wrong the half done anything. That's the way when you're yelling at them. They're like what are you yelling at me for and even know they should be able to understand that they don't all yourself involved to the point where we don't realize you have to speak to from way and I think that's they missed the Mounkova law because they're going all Oh may have done this and then that's where the Allman Hashtag start which is rightfully sort of you know why you bring up the stuff that you didn't do. Why is that your one port call being like well I don't do that's not the point? The point is this is happening to the individual man when killing this all the time that when you hear manner Shatman shed management Manischewitz even if you even as a normal person when you realize I know you're talking about Oh man it can fuck it and wear on you. Let's just you know it's if you're surrounded by anything. Consistently it will affect your my no matter. How tour Dontrelle is what happened with legalize La Goddamn fucking drunk Liza yeah she <hes> she just gotten caught sand the N. word and and make an racial jokes on twitter? She just gotten caught for that. Who is this this these triggers? She's very funny. She's really very very cool yeah. If you met her. You'd love her. You'd love she's awesome and I wanted to share my her with my fans and shit had this to fuck shit about Bernie and then the alt-left when after her inbound racists tweets that she had made like I'd rather data one armed man than an Asian like it just like just weird things yeah the Fox News she suffered years ago probably not God that'd be such a good way. That's she didn't liberal someone being like no no actually no no. It's not racist it's pro. I think Asian men are the greatest yeah and I'm saying I would. He's not he's not as High Ball. I'm just saying I would rather an amputee because I think they are stronger. Need me more house this guy going to clap so and so I think she was. I don't I don't know I. I don't know why everyone disliked that podcast. I literally. I got to be honest with you this. How much and maybe I over thought it? Maybe I was the problem but I held onto that podcast for like two months because the controversy happened the day minimum podcast that was really hot on her head and I held onto. I didn't want anyone to like fucking kinds of. I'm a guy I'm a fucking meathead. I get inflamed by Shit. I get inflamed by Shit that I go that. I that I know you you get you get passionate about something and then fifty minutes ago up no longer passionate about. That's why I sorta sweets. You're be aware of your toxic masculinity in content like he kinda just go around apologizing for being a man but you can try and make it as homeless as possible we through look we we feel all masculinity towards knitting. We yeah we turned into a user. Dick is one of the sticks it'd be a very well we can. I just realized that I- man's Blaine he's with mine splitting sometimes it's fucking off because you explained to someone in the business while they already know below time yeah I've I've been accused of man's planning at the time and time and up in like yeah okay those spending but then there's other times you here's the reason I explain things is. I'm trying to assist a big thunder. I'm going for us to have this argument. I need to make sure that we agree on these things to argue about these other things that will so. I'm just giving you the ground the setting up the base of like I believe this you believe this. I believe this you believe this. I believe this but you believe this. This is the different they're like. You're you're explain things may already. I also already know this. This is just this is like previously on our conversation like that's what I'm doing. I got into an argument the other night and I and this is when I realized I did this is when I realized I manage planned. I got an argument the other night about the different kilometers in miles and so I said this someone I've been doing 'cause. I've been doing five K. Day right. That's my M. O.. Five Kid Avenue Five Day Day until this can wait comes off fasted morning as well was that during the morning do in the morning right before I eat so my buddy and I said I raised it. No race days no rest as five for the year. It's only three now in hold on. Let Me Start Yes for everyday now. I know it's three point one miles. I said to my friends yeah. Basically I've been doing five K. but really I've been with four miles and they're like really. It's an odd number to stop at because I was. It started started in Australia when it was everything was commodores yeah. That's an odd number to stop it. I said it's just six kilometers. Actually it's a little more than six kilometers like six point two kilometers node six kilometers. I'm pretty sure this and they're like no and by the way this is five five people the three of which are women and I'm like guys I was just in Australia. I know exactly how many kilometers in a mile and then I as I said that I was looking at my wife and her friends and I went hold on. I actually Ashley have never looked it up. I assumed that like I know that I know I assumed that like one point. Five kilometers was a mile assumed that so then naturally naturally assumed six miles four miles so I've been running six kilometers thinking it's four miles you started with an approximation and then it into a fact to the worst one ever I want. I wish this could be a bit it. Can't I just doesn't work like a bit my head I was my daughter started skateboarding and so we have a busy street sometimes specially like around rush hour people tied to take ours is a factory so I said I'm GonNa buy by some cones and traffic cones and put them in the street and with my daughters my two sisters and my wife right it's all women table by a couple of traffic cones and put them in the street so that the when they do escape at least people will see the traffic cones and slow down to the they'll look for kids out there that and so my wife says actually hung. I think you gotTa go through the D._M._v. to get a traffic cone immediately now. I'm looking back this in reflection immediately as a man I went. You actually don't talk to me about car stuff like I'm a man I I don't know where you're getting the balls to speak to a man about e._m.. Visha I don't know so I'm already Amari like fucking Iran around Beijing so I I don't know about that so I go on my phone right. I'm GONNA just silencer. Go on my phone. Go to Amazon. I see traffic cones immediately. I won the top traffic cones size eight by them right pretty expensive positive were they their size. They allow them with the damn who had on the dark web. You've paid him. BITCOIN traffic cones in fucking July uh-huh season. It's the good ones with the fucking. What should stop right there? When the when there's right there stop right there? This is perfect Halston just said Oh my God one hundred twenty bucks now hold on no-one speak for the entirety of this story. You're bound to fucking here the dumbest thing of in the world hundred twenty bucks I want to but really i. I'm going to get four so about four hundred twenty dollars size eight traffic cones guy said to my wife you're wrong. You can get him on Amazon ladies. I just got four. We've got escapes safe skateboarding and art ways and my wife goes really. I said yeah she goes to the expensive size eight of the good ones right often. Don't say anything else in Dole's anything size eight ones. My wife goes eight and I go yeah. It's the big ones and she goes how much they don't worry about it Georgia and my daughters all we all share the same Amazon Account Georgia pulls up my Amazon Account and Goes Dad just bought thirty two traffic cones and I went no I didn't I bought size eight. Traffic cones the good ones. I got four of them. She goes no dad fulltime. Eight is the quantity and I go. I know you're wrong. Mom Digest spent four hundred eighty bucks on traffic cones and thirty two. I bought thirty two fucking traffic because I know they delivered thirty two traffic in the you had to get to get to take them back. WE'RE NOT GONNA we'll be back there. So you driving to Santa Monica to take to take I still have eight. I know the thing is if you if you dumped them you stop the roads. What's behind you? Since I was anywhere people assuming a wet floor that you made the one hundred twenty it looks like size eight doesn't it and it's just one picture one cone my daughter's instead you see what says twenty eight I says a no no no no no no. There's no way I'm also dyslexic and I read quickly. The game very much says that's why I know they've changed this because of you. Maybe you're the reason of me clear. I here's the problem I fought with them for twenty minutes about me being right and may clearly knew I was wrong. They clearly and I kept going guys know. They're the good ones an eight eight cone. I kept going. It's an eight cone. I'm dyslexic by the way you know those famous codes the ones we go into a brand coca-cola is Georgia goes dad size eight a lot of times the doctor's office and he goes Oh yeah Georgia. You're almost two GEICO install. The size of measurement Isla just kept going you bought thirty two traffic codes high but I definitely manse blamed the fuck outta them like I. I do it because they were just they were right. You're wrong and allow me to explain the fire. They wouldn't you assu size eight corn stupid thighs eight Cohn Cohn coming options is eight CY started to we're size multi multi ninety nine quotas nee screams. I I would rather I would rather is it an eye on a hill by myself off then walk down. It's put that on my fucking zone I would rather die on hill by myself than wrong than big and I'm not hi guys. It's the one of which decides what am I h Lee Job for fucking through because you're right. I fucked up. Does that go today. Coke what you'll see. You'll see when they get here. Go out swinging. I've known officers who my friend flatmate edgy when the worst thing I've ever done exhaust you're God so gene Aiba comedians shot. We did to show another one to one more yeah for gene gene. The dancing machine into the dancing machine is the name of an eight year ruled woman in this country because it is at our of course is an eight year old woman a fucking who plays for Kiss Mr Gene Simmons Count as he is fucking straight L. Simmons Gene San Jose. The story cheers guys to be on sister bought my friend flabby jeans paying the night before this bowers. I'm up to five A._M.. Redid the pain is because at five A._M.. I think I've come up with a genius fucking joke well drunk by fucking mind so rather showdown and then the morning wake up to take gene just being a <hes> a no. You're sleeping in one way up but just I really need to believe that reported last night and as I could jacket pocket to sleep meant a lot to us well it wasn't paying for here's an important pain and granddaughter Bowman Nam like they don't know during the Vietnam War he was just in Vietnam. He shuffled around and then to go. Hey just it's not in your jacket pocket and I'm like gene. It's it's in the jacket pocket. That's what I put it. I'm trying to save from ferry hung over. Can you just she's a coup looks right again and she comes dogs endorses. I'm really sorry I'm like gene. Gene have a look around if it's not the jacket have a look around with dodd look in the one place like Samatha after interviewed yet no no idea but I was hungover and tired. I've been for fucking three hours and jeans always had this issues she'll go. Where's the ball and I'll go and his right? There just put any effort into fucking looking she'd find M._T._o.. Penn's Penn's Penn and it's a fucking pen. Just find gives you just tight wherever you want. It's not important right now but supports she just keeps because she comes down to fourth time on the go right fine hungover always fucking to this. You never fucking look now. Let's go to the simplest thing in the world and find dependence on my fucking Jackson pollock. There's a hole in the jacket bulk. It's probably set down there. How'd you just have shown any effort any level of effort you would awards where the pen was pull Omayyad Jami bombs and in the Jimmy Poems I can feel the pen so being a man? This is a monster. No no no no I was I was to stubbornly. Ah Given her alleged behavior given our ledger. I've done this so so I walked upstairs. I walked upstairs and palm the pen a like a magician. I've never done magic palm with the grace of a twenty in your experience fucking magician right I cry. I grabbed the Jag off and I go see see and she goes crazy cry. Aren't you found out the true the story of our podcast choice Kostin head Karki smiling McCarthy's put him in my wife's person in your purse. Why didn't you get your I? I've done that with because there's some there's sometimes if you lose one argument you lose the rest of the year because people can use against you forever Isla we just had this happened in our house <hes> today's go. How did we talk about this? We had ear pods. Did we have you so. They're the ones who brought up before we know he's the iphone one so Georgia. We didn't talk about this Holson. Georgia wanted eye ear buds your pods. What do they called? Airports George wanted airports. I said all right. I said Lehem getting Georgia airports. Do you pause and she has no lose them. I said well that's not a reason to not get them out the responsibility of them another expensive. I'd just rather have the ones award justified the she's like I. I'm not responsible enough and I can't afford them. You're like just do anyway as a father when she gets pregnant underage entirely on my fucking trickle down things will happen to her. The best parented them. We lose all jewelry cooling. Just because you don't love something can't afford it don't need it doesn't mean you don't have it and raise it for eighteen years anyway happy birthday. I love you yeah. I la by the way the way that I did that to Georgia. Georgia wouldn't Georgia's so responsible yeah. She's like I'll pay for half. I was like no by ear buds to birthday so I get I love pair and she loves she absolutely loves them. Loses them within a month loses them and is heartbroken. We're going to Bali and she says to me my wife she goes I I I'm not asking for another set of ear pods but I need headphones for the flight and I and my wife goes. I'll tell you what you've got money. Why don't you buy your own set and she goes okay? I'll buy my own set buys her own set and the second she does finds the old ones ones so yeah and so yeah and so that's my wife then says while this year old ones I hold on you should by the old ones from Iowa so she buys islas all wants from her right so alligator money any back so the other night going to bed and we hear Isla in Georgia fucking fighting no those are Meyer pods those are Meyer pods and Isla comes out fucking just crying and she goes <hes> she goes and what is why didn't realize what had happened is. She couldn't lose them twice because once as a mistake twice she's an idiot yeah twice as to ice reflects her personality once as a mistake again that and the and the personality she had already said to us. I know I got this. I mean you believed in me. You believe more than I did she. She has to herself done the. I'm not angry just as appointed but without you saying tall aw that's it. She's played Nancy. I'M GONNA show go responsive okay. I've lost these ones. 's mistake. I understand that I'm going to be an adult pay mature person. Pay The wherever they gone. I wish I was dead. Yes so she stole your desire pads. Let's call your and pretended they were hers and that now Georgia must have been the one to lose her earplug which is why because to it's in the family as opposed to one giant. What otherwise that's the way they studied to video the twins one kid? That's just one stark. raving idiot is worse than idiot slated Georgia's like they were in the bathroom their mind and she's like a problem shared as a problem harsher. 'cause your problems. You took both of my ear full. It's so I Buchan meltdown. I've a meltdown stop crying. No no no I ended up giving. I ended up giving him a speech about why I don't like balloons fucking it was identical the whole families in turmoil and I gave a speech about balloons and they start laughing hysterically. I then rage on the other side and go give me all the ear pods. I want all the your pods were now. We're GONNA search everyone's room for ear pods so I take all the year pods like I'm like a tyrant right now. You couldn't just seen who's the connected Dune. I i-it's idiots ear pods scrub nuggets Scrub Doug. It's so everyone named your pods Scrub Nuggets Scrub fucking knows Islas both are scrub delegates. Let me tell you how I feel about. Balloons the great grandfather and I will walking the street. He choked death on the balloon animal and that's why airports I'm getting. They're melting down. I'm like why the fuck who we all name our ear pods scrubbed nuggets and they're like way as well you also you also named you no no no no no fucking adult and so all the you're. You're an adult with your balloon lecture fucking off your I let me tell you had nothing pollute now using examples this is you disproportional giraffe's legs of the same with us the neck the lake should be thinner than the neck so I sent everyone of their room including my wife in Islas rooms I know I know that Alizarin. I know islands are in her bed. I then go then start if I were Georgia. When was the last time you use your ear buds she is? I don't know I said just tell me a time she goes. What do you mean a time and I go tummy time? She was the day I got him and I was like okay. That's what I'm fucking asking. I didn't go to the car way one. I really respect her levels of sarcasm as as a as a pocket the day I got the how about that motherfucker so I come in from looking in the car and the end goes we've found islas ear pods inner bed and Islas defense. Was You have to understand why I did that like I couldn't. I couldn't have lost them twice. Dad Like her defense was yours going to yeah I was an idiot. I had to protect that by stealing her ipods and by bit youth and disprove that by big an evil genius than my sister. She's a good kid named describe nuggets quits steel hers whatever I wanted and we're like that is did you see that she's not an idiot. That's Jeez. She renamed the fucking headphones the same thing so that they say that if she lost them could also onto your grab Georgia's one put it in hers and go Scrub Nuggets my once. He's a genius fucking that kid. You need to watch that one. I'll tell you the next level planet the way her brain works is so fucking bizarre. fucking kid kills me this podcast. Oh no show Melissa Yeah. No I think man fatherly advice to to own up to the honest misdemeanor so that when you lie people believe it up the pen type stuff that means when you lie are not the ownership guy you know. I don't think what do they give a shit to give a shit. Only they've been notice that would be like I want to. I want to be a dad but my biggest fear is like the like all of my fans think income really cool and that's what I'm used to. I think having a having a child that you love with all of your heart and then thinking you're laden must be because even my deferring captured all of your all of your script but without the punishment that was squad Sadler's delay my brothers for years and years. My brothers are so much younger than me. It's Matthews Eighteen. Jack is just sixteen and for years and years and years. They didn't think I was cool. That really fucked me off because I was like I'm I'm on booking on Komo TV. Motherfucker like Matthew Multi. Take some rooms because I'm like all right on the back of a man's Dolly can alter takes act talk about drugs in front of mom and Dad. That's the level of them. That's Gangsta Gangsta. I'm on the table. See what you talk. You talk about blow at Christmas dinner. You see what hobbies you don't it they didn't they didn't think I'll go and then matthew into university in because losses uncommon the second name. He's getting laid off of my name so he's like he's saying you shouldn't be cool as it died right. It should be sucked because yeah you're trying too hard to appeal to the because also call me. It doesn't exist. Only kids think cool exists so you're not being killed your like sure whatever arbor toward you just made up. I'm not gonNA join into waiver. Also your fucking twelve year old. What is it does doing lost dancing with the snake dances with the Saudi too et great fixed images bookmobile? Here has one of my favorite fucking jokes about this which is my kids. Don't think I'm cool and the value would you. I'm not school that you're not cool as mom call norgay Yeah Mom's goes oh yeah your mom's skill guess who's fucking are Greg statement though that cool isn't a the`real concept made up by children teenagers teenagers and the kids decide what's cool. What's some people don't grow out of it in adulthood and then they work for a news? Let's all well except MEEMAW for Steve Batumi scanty backpack on my fellow kids. That's how a coup like I remember thinking. Why don't we teach us was cool? 'cause you swearing who's that dickhead now. You'll fact what guys talking cursing him like why he tried to hear Advi approval. You are trying to teach me shit like his if teenagers think you're cool you know aww defiled trying to be cool to teenagers as hard thing I stand up comics that that that tried to hold onto the cool too long to fans sensed it. That's what I'd say you gotTa grow a net a natural human beings people make your cool now when they have kids and they see you dealing with it they go. Oh I'm right where he is yeah. He's normal as as stupid as I am. He's going through the same fucking Shit. It's you know it's like one of the things about dice. I loved ice like one of the things I wished that he had gotten away from his dice. Not Nice Persona I think he is diced but like he got away from Hickory dock and sucking cock type stuff and gotten into talking about his kids because I remember being backstage with him. One time he was telling the story about bring bikes to the park for his kids and he had US dying laughing. I mean it was me Chris Rock Roseanne Barr Louie Anderson and I WANNA say Gary Coleman Steve Burn and we were crying laughing at a story worry about him taking bikes to a park because you think of the idea of dice you know what the fuck in hand those sleeveless shirt and the sunglasses and a cigarette putting bikes in a car to go to the park because he loves his kids and we were howling howling laughing and then he went on stage and it was like did like I got this chick sucker my deck and you're like I was stuffy. It's really oxymoron. Maybe the litmus for US comics should be whatever makes our friends laugh but whatever we find signed that we're going to in life at the time that makes making our friends laugh is where we should be really bad not rating shutdown that kills in friendship groups so we will be like friendship groups social circle. Okay Yeah Yeah okay. What did you just? I don't know friends friendship groups. You're biscuits. Group is pretty cool going so if you with social circle with a group befriends friendships I write down everything now right none. There's two things going down. What was the one line he said? The fucking showed me I mean is that the website were bored. Dot Com do the show talk like media passing though is that you're just getting in a friendship group and then and then just hanging out south thought I show guys shown love for Homo Dogs Jesus I show what about because I can. We get that one Jesus Christ about tight birth DOT COM so I haven't used anything from the podcast on so what I what I have now what we both have now is one hundred fifty hours of material. That's unharvested on stage because we never convert from from podcast stage makes you feel cheap like it's coming up with. Something in conversation is as a comic but have you say something. Nothing funny people go. Is that one of your jokes you go no but now that you also can ever be my joke again because it's I don't know I guess it's no no no no no. I'm I'm a I'm a Charlatan Matab because if I say it doc and you laugh it goes on stage of respect you that's. I just need the material respect material if I if I if I I really I'm just I feel like the goal is to bring Your Best Shit you've had to their and some of the best that you've had sends earlier told <hes> flying dildos on Rogan story on Rogan podcast find older story and then it like going to tell flying dildos and you're like Oh tell it and then I and I work shopped it into a joke made it work. I had to do it a bunch but then I go. I got a bit and people get excited for it. You know <hes> <hes> save me the machine to machine people. Would I want it was born for some other all the machine. It is not a story I almost eight right. Now is a different story. It's the same in essence of course so different and I had to work for that and so I believe if you can fine especially if you say something quick on the Pali a one liner podcast Oh fuck and throw that your act in a heartbeat for me is more like you say something conversation you. I didn't realize like if you're a debate with someone I'll come up with the point ago. I didn't know that was an opinion. I held like hits. I wasn't aware that I felt so passionately about this stupid fucking thing so no. I'm always agreeing to write a routine. The thing that people laugh on a podcast isn't stuff that would necessarily work on stage make for instance I mentioned before he doesn't eat eggs because he calls chicken periods. We had a conversation about this podcast and I said I would eat actual periods of statistics like egg people start quoting Dr Hold on hold for the record a bit I had tried to works. We didn't realize we have chickens. We didn't realize periods at my daughter was like we're eating period sandwiches and that's a brilliant premise but I would. I would completely do that on stage because of the majority of people in the states I haven't seen your act and don't know about that joke and the idea that you go. I was talking to my buddy Daniel and he said he can't he a because their particular periods. I fell in love eggs. I love eggs and then the job is then did not just make it ended actual periods of they taste legs is then to take it and then get breakfast from my wife. They've just like went in for the type of the month and I'm telling you I think that's I think that's a full-blown. Mhm Gopher me rally was so good at taking wom- Ramos and murdering it down the line taking one premise and then giving you nine punch lines for one premise hit a joke about medium Dick. You heard that medium Dick he goes. I got medium Dick. Ladies Keep saying they want big Dick Ladies. You don't want big Dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reach for sugar cube and then he would do and premises. I bet you don't want big Dick. You don't want big Dick and he just late mega dikla hallway ladies. You don't want big Dick and he just keep taking into the next level. fucking Ralphie was the best at that I would definitely do. I just now the reason that the reason they use that as an example because that's what made people die laughing when we had the conversation but I get that reported back it was funny when you said this and people were like fucking asking for Mitch with a written on and shit like oh I don't Wanna I don't like I don't WanNa do that as a bit that was conversation with my friend. No let me tell you some now. You're talking about. Tom Dot Com. Tom Skirt is a one available check balance. Oh my God it is. It's unbelievable. Tells Okay Tom dot com is a goddamn thought. That would be funny. If you sites your website of tops are gonNA come because even though it would send people to his website. You'd be making cash over his website. He already did it. He sold bird is fat. Thomas fat shirts and all the birds fat sold out what he wants to rate size. Tom Is what Tom Tom Joke about. I think bikes I'm everyone's GONNA lose their mind on me on this. I don't remember the exact thing is a joke about bikes and so we made sure about bikes and then and then one day said something on his podcast on about a king fish about how how black people won't sweat swim if kingfisher in the water and not a river fish it's just it's just a big fan gang vision as waters and so he made a shirt said king fish and then he's and then he realized the business model that is this is genius. I hope I'm not giving away his secrets but I think every comic should know this because it doesn't matter the fans are GonNa buy them regardless. If he comes up with a bit on his podcast that's fun and makes him giggle. It'll make limited release. A T shirts like hill invest maybe thousand dollars and by a thousand dollars with a t shirts print them up sell them and once they're gone they're gone hill end up selling out of all them eventually and he'll make maybe like fifteen grant and he just keep an eye out for anything he says podcast that that that kind of catches win anything that catches wind with his fans t shirt and they'll just hill invest in it every all done cell but if does sell does sell L. and he'll just sell thousand dollars worth of t-shirts every he's got a system in place now where he can just call someone and go hey Mak- may come <hes> glass t shirts and then they make a thousand dollars glass awesome t shirts. He doesn't make any more cells makes fifteen grand and every year. I saw that hate it. We've never done any oh. That's a big half a million. I haven't done either. I haven't done that either. I just do advertising but that's a big fucking mistake but no you should without a doubt. You should make sure that says I eat periods is for me for which somebody started making half. There's some I five somewhere that makes shirts of course we're GONNA sue you just go and then cut me a check now for me. Utility told us your money and I realize I make money from my funds for them to the shows like Antonio fans fans your fans want your Conversi- I'm not I'm like I made the army. The machine shirts mount now probably like fucking eight years ago. I guess I may machine shirts that imagery or whatever that is on there and to help do it for a kickstarter and everyone wanted the shirt and so I gave one joe and Joe's like yeah you should sell these and I want really and he goes yeah so I put him on sale came on Joe's podcast talking about him to I made six figures on those shirts within then three months and so it's it's silly. It's like it's kind of like leaving money on the table. A little bit is all thank you now that you're buying a house. You should probably start thinking of avenues and we've always had as much money as when need I so thanks I never said anything else would be greed for WanNa live right. I never I never ever ever thought making fucking living out comedy and no I thirty more. If you don't want money basically a take a ton of child should too yeah he why not one not make shirt why not make a shirt sell it and then just because because that's that's the that's already work. Here's the thing I love. Eh Stand up comedy is I'm in charge of how much work so if I ever feel my career is now going back at no going well or where wannabe. I'll work harder than I'll start going farther. If I'm happy what I am I can put pull off the big no details most of my job. I don't WanNa fuck in for a t shirt company and design a fucking go through the thing is the thing is could I would listen to them. I can't argue. I don't sell a bunch of shirts anymore like I. I sell the machine shirt. I've got a cautiously machine shirt or a burke shirt of got. I've got a few shirts that I have been in stock. I don't really like I tell my focus is is merchandise but I will say that when you guys that Gabriel craziest and and Sikora an en- Rogan I mean Ari. Everyone's got no disrespect I can't be I can't be honest out there. It makes sense is the whole I loved the outage. Stand your lane. Whatever you like doing just do that? Shit see you probably farts shot at work. I feel like I would be doing a disservice if he literally saved a child's life yeah we we we as a lot of money for kit. There was a kid today blyth in I it was my area my neck of the woods basically this key in <hes> this kid Kim <hes> Moscow was basically told drink he had no neuroblastoma which the richest didn't have the facilities to treat him so the giving chemotherapy and then set the parents enjoy the you've got left with kin is being a die. One hundred percent chases the N._H._A.. Said your four year old kids dead over here. There's no cure for this council. Get by in America those Neuroblastoma Proton therapy treatment which is something like seven hundred thousand dollars which is like half a million pounds right so like that's the price on your child's life we we won't they basically any say we will. We can't cure them on this. The only thing you've got to do is U._k.. There's this treatment that might work in America eighty percent chance to give it so it was was enough to pick your interesting interesting goal. Oh let's try and make the money half a million pounds which is under those dollars and this is again from a very very working class who area like we are skin now in my area no disposable income yeah so the door to go is the industry's Gone Dodge Abassi says to the parents <music> at your kids dead unless you can come up with half a million which they obviously can't from the from this area in which kind is brother hard who kicked the dome note of the ball took really and we put on a comedians boxing event where a comedians from all over the U._K.. Like arrange like all of them professional comedian professional comedians said like from different levels of broad Gilbert hosts as one of the most famous comex in the U._k.. Is Amazing. He hosted it for free went from Comex who were doing open mic irs to comex like Pat Monahan who on fucking nickel in national comics Christmas from New Zealand those like there was a range of nations fighting on this bill in my hometown in Comedians just beat the shit out of each other for an evening event at him. I'm really so we raised about like maybe four thousand on the night of that but because of the attention that that grabbed in the media and the in the industry and in our area the ended up breaking the in the common weeks reason the half million pound lorries us from a half million drew the attention of Simon will an American family. We definitely knows for years and years years I gave Simon Shit and call me because obviously he looks fucking weird. He is weird. He's Toledo tweets about them like she. He came out and put them flights. They paid for the rest of the treatment flew them to New York so this kid who was basically told your one hundred percent dead in two years is now cancer-free old now seven years old the school he was like am also importantly the final fi of the thing because it was in their scummy local area. There's only money you can bring in from celebrity comedians fighting each other but one fight that Bra everyone was having fighting his older brother of the final really sportscenter like this shit role at the two minutes distance between this shit is there was no game plan nor techniques call park fight they was the most I watched I 'cause I was in New York has decided to watch on fucking somebody streaming on thing this guy he he sponsored the event so there was sponsorship. You know how at an event you'll have like by the tone book by by the say hey you can have sponsorship stuff so as part of the fundraising we offer this package of how to sponsor your company so that it would be seen on all salesmanship money goes was China as so he'll come during he's the highest bid right seize the highest bid on the sponsorship ship with Donald going to put up because he doesn't have a logo. He's not like local plumber who the folks who the fuck is going to buy shit rate. You'RE GONNA put his two lists. Though what's he gonNa do sponsorship is going all over everywhere I again I yeah I can't attend the event. I wanted to sponsor several thousand pound to outbid the neck nature that my logos everywhere. I don't have a local not logo was it was just a picture that he took him kissing my wife the system pitcher in my wife's noggin dogging all for the building. I'm getting into fake my best buddy book and why ask you this. What is money for if not being allowed to kiss your best friend's ends wife there's I did? She obviously did it to pay. She didn't know the cameras were there so that was just there's there's nothing better than there's no better feeling in the world than going thing. You know what fuck it. It's five hundred bucks I'm doing it to it's going to be funny as fuck yeah ideally the answer. There was a restaurant call. There was a hotdog which is you're starting to fucking chillier hotdog PROPO- nine dollars or there was the champagne breakfast which was the exact Zac save hotdog but served with was the Don Perreault Perry on Polish up pain and I kind of drink bay before it gets to save five dollars during halftime. Ask How many people have bought us and he was like only two in the ten years. I've worked here and there was a vacation. It was a big part. May there was like that's just conti a hot dog and abolish up no no it depends depends on by the by the way my brain's different than your brain. If I can leverage it into a into ticket sales. It doesn't make it makes sense to me is leverage hotdog and all the camera up and go <hes>. I'm sitting here what you call it and there's a dot dot dot doc and then you've got a real reaction out of the guy and you go on buying the champagne breakfast or would you do get champagne to someone sitting next to me and go enjoy breakfast club and then walk out with the hot dog. I I see they go like I just I look at everything as like like transaction. No no everything is content is trying to make content trying to we talked about this other day trying to create content and and make it fun. Make it interesting. It's like they were doing that. Bottle cap kicked challenge and I was like and I was like I don't like getting into those challenge type things but I don't mind trying to challenge myself to come up with good content so stuff like that. I'd love it. I'd love it so it's hers whereas the Champagne I'll do it showed Barney's beanery fuck in never mind hard pass. I know Barney's beanery very well. It's not what I was in my head. I was thinking more Barney's beanery is it wasn't plus enough to have that on the menu if you if you're rich enough to buy that you shouldn't be in the day we did a thing in Vegas whereas two hundred fifty thousand dollars you gotTa Magnum of Champagne and you've got to hit the button to start the fountain show at <hes> the Mirage. I'm thinking Marashi. Maybe fifty thousand one hundred thousand dollars anything that's already. I'll buy things as Iona life-size with that money. I own a license no money WH- WHO's getting paid any trouble Oh oh man you pay an accompanying card travel paid for it and I was I was involved ridiculous Iona life-size right because a dinosaur sort velociraptor because it was less than a thousand pounds theme park was closing down and they were selling all this stuff and there was a five and a half high seven feet long velociraptor and how much is that they were like six hundred pounds and dot is less than thousand dollars for a full obviously buying it was the moments where I go. This is what money's useful. That's when all fucking use it but I'll tell you hundred th this is when my Scottish I'll just kicks in and I'm going not even know makes no sense to me that I don't mind spending I don't. I don't mind spending money for a joke like if it's a joke I get it and it's GonNa make and it's GonNa make a good story though some money that way like like we did <hes> we did. We we're talking about spending money for a joke is it's more my head. It goes I go if it's funny. It works you know it is also do as well so so we did we did <hes> I went to a I went to <hes> a wine tasting for my my wife's Mara Kids School and it was that a <hes> <hes> wait wait wait a year kids school and yeah so late night thing for all the parents right so they do a wine tasting and then they have the wrath one of the most ally things I've oh which one is that I have a for one. Give it to the giving us so we go to the wine tasting and <hes> I get there and I and I just come in for I think from Vietnam from travel channel from the war yeah <hes> yeah I was like out of I was back from Phnom. Genus two thousand twelve bars that impressive so I said to the guy the wine tasting was just a little SIP Hawaiian. You could just get sips couldn't get like a full glass unless you bought the bottle and I was like a fuck and already lines by bottles so mike over to the raffle Darren turbos running it what's up with the RAFFLE and he goes <hes> twelve prizes. All ranging tells me what they are. Go How many people have bought in so all the money goes to the school. It was only like forty people I said how much is in the pot and he was like forty bucks a year what he was yeah. Everyone's buying like one ticket or two tickets not that many people bought in I go all right. Put me in for one hundred sixty. I'M GONNA fucking Clean House and he was like what and so by the one hundred sixty bucks is a lot of money just to go fuck it. I'M GONNA PISS in a way so I put it on her. Sixty bucks go back to the tasting by a bottle of wine where in the back of drinking wine they do the raffle they bought the first number like for the pilates classes five free pilates classes number dot dot dot dot dot and I go. That's me everyone applause. I go up the thing I'm a believer one. Go over the next one number five seven thing for the gold bracelets I go. That's me and I go up. Maybe it was like well. I won ten of the twelve prizes my wife one one of them on her own ticket. Oh says she she bought one ticket and got one of them and everyone was like got vic set if they got a set and I went no I put Qarafa works but one hundred sixty bucks in and I want all the shit and they're like you need to give him back. No not going to have no not gonNA have to you. You don't have a sense of humor is how this fucking game were. It's not my father that you didn't sell this may take his. It's not not that extreme but I was at the end of our Newcastle. There's a big recalled Greg's in the U._k.. You've been there but it's twenty four hours in Newcastle so there's a have you heard of the steak bic. No it's it's. It's your favorite thing. It's poverty in a in a hi so that is their slogan was. That's the best one that particular big reboot my friend who was queuing with like the cheese and be melt and he was in the best. I'm in the stick bakes. Get into a row about this screen. So I get the Q.. He wanted to cheese and be melt right. My friend and I have one steak big. Please and I counted how many Jeez melts away and I was like have nine chiefs pigment tat uh-huh personality. Do we went. We were when it with Ari. Isla what's up. What's up booty okay? I'm doing a podcast. You need something it just hervey up two week a look at the open house shit okay okay all right. I love you buy a house <hes> Nice so sweet sweet. Hold on so we went. We were already heavily. How long have we done two hours yeah so we were with Ari? Mark Norman Sean Patton Day <hes> Ryan O'Neal Stephen is easy and we were coming back from a Gig in Salt Lake City going up backup to going back up to <hes> the mountain town wherever we were staying skis said he wherever you stay in Salt Lake City or whatever and we're drunk and we all got paid some cash that night and I'm hungry and I tell the driver I go to del Taco so we pulled the del Taco Sean Patton and Mark Norman brought this up to me so much and this is not something I find weird at all and I we pulled up up and they wanNA fuck that instead of the thing I go. Hey Man I got a hundred bucks just surprise me choice yeah and he goes all right one hundred bucks one hundred bucks worth of merch rolled out and everybody was how many no no no fucking. I'm a throw it just don't talk hats shirts asserts. They'll tell you know he gave us a one hundred bucks worth of no food. You're just sitting there chewing Saux Bagua. We're all they'll talk jackets. We have to have this look at a house that I. This is fucking minimum blast this. This is beginning to end up yeah this every day. I wanted it to be thank you so much about this is before the to Iran's will some people would also I plugged. I plugged archer way better the last one but STANISLAS DOT com. We're going fucking everywhere if you join US Shagman Cairo's in America until the sixth of download my show about the box in the comedians box and they can get out on kyw home freeze dot com hi. It's all use it all concord mogens hold on a second. If you call Ari until more altogether Oh yeah sending the photo hold on. I sent him a photo. He doesn't have a photo. He doesn't have a camera full. Yeah you have facetime. This is going to be is longer than it is. fucking here we go. We're call an archbishop. Fear will the answer does He. He's such a fucking Donovan Ring Ring Anymore. No just some gets message that it is to fly somewhere that he is an Asian guy comes up by horseback. I'm sorry Mr. Aria until early August so <hes> I only get dot Com and I'm on the road and <hes> it is lane. What is just how does he? It's he is an enigma. He's a virtue signaller for that. He's very he's virtue. Signaling privately definitely these virtuous now nine and privately he does it that fucking what a fucking Kant doesn't have a fucker of our being guys to Ari fuck and cut slot J. Beyond say sister sister all right. We have this up. I gotta go get a house. I love you guys. Thanks so much or enjoy America. Thank you so much for doing this guys. Thanks so much.

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