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"krista stephanos" Discussed on Big Brown Breakdown
"Monday monday monday morning. Fresh off the plane from tacoma washington about an you know what it's about twenty five miles out of seattle. Here's the problem with that area pacific northwest. Listen i know eliot a bad rap about traffic. You ain't never seen traffic till you get stuck in seattle. Because they can't expand the roads and shit because they have to go over bodies of water all the damn time and so many people are there. Everything's congested two lane highway to get over the water to go. Twenty miles on. Friday took his two hours. Different type of Traffic out there. It is a beastie. Bbc oh and also the houses out there. This is interesting so it's not that hot out there but you know i don't know global warming or it's just the summer there's that to most houses don't have ac. They just opened the windows. Are i know what the hell they do. Bro is no. Ac is toasty out there. I got zero sleep. I slept on a couch. My under ruse because it was just too hot upstairs and then this is fun to first of all to come with great show. Some of the best crowds are. I love it up there. Everything's good where in the green room on. I think it was thursday. Is the thursday friday night thursday night. I forget where in the green room and chilling and we have seven thirty show. Seven o'clock we're all back their children and my big ass brother comes running in the green room. And he's run. He's all drawn. The guy has a gun or a knife and you know with the current climate. Like oh shit. We got a mass shooter. So mike mike what david the door is like what and everyone stands up. James no cocoa get out get out and so in my hand like we'll say guy with the knife letter mini arena. Beat the shit out of this guy can be pin yada celebration. And jay's i know he's crazies on math or something like man is his. So and jay's like huddling saw like he's goddamn captain america and pushes us out the up the door and so justin's and small cow first of all car left all's camera gear i feel like krista stephanos guy. Homeless pampered. gone all this on video and took a knife to the neck forum. So i had talked to cal cal bitches the camera and he's tiny runs out with this leaves all his camera putin there. That's what i'm paying get all on tape. But he you know he just panic panic so he runs and justin zych at the door. He's like i don't seem the outcomes burston through and takes a bear bottle and fucking chuck that justin and explodes on the wall and glass goes into justin's hat what injustice bleed in. I'm like oh this is real so we're like trying to get out but in the green room. There's only one door door to the stage. I didn't know that and the door for whatever. Reason was locked on the outside. So i might try and turn my bras on mocking spells. Big going let's go. Let's go like the cheerleader came out. He's like i'm still scared and i was like what and then finally dude like why. Why did deadline six hundred pounds. Why did he bench four hundred whatever. Twenty five pounds. This why bitch. I used all that strength and fucking shattered that door literally shattered the goddamn door. All would just shattered door. Here's the problem though. The all the fans are sitting there in the stands and we can bus and through. God damn elephants. And they're like well. Don't worry it's either guy with a gun or knife. He's not coming this way. And everyone's like what the fuck and then we're just you know david luhia chapelle. My brother me calicut kick around the team. So we're all walking through and some guy goes down. I feel like we're about to watch football game because it's all dude walkman eilly football game. The do got arrested. Do you got arrested. They dealt with that do so some random guy. She just try to attack. You guys didn't make all that up for nothing. But what the hell randy mean. I dunno still a beer bottle trying to get in and attack the boys you break into green with the knife and you see that this what did do i didn't know that but now obviously no-one picked up chiusano happened. Gave the cavs. It doesn't sound real but it happened. Yeah he got he dealt with two and then the cop said he didn't have a gun was like game of thrones fuck in sort thing is like a a big piece of wood that he made basically like shake it was like a big like spare all my god. I know and he was in shape. Meth you know. Pretty shredded which is jealous. But he was he was fucking in shape to be. A shout tacoma helen. I think it's the meth out there. Man's people violent people be weiland. Dude people be wiling. Some the fights were great man. Some fucking fights were pretty tasty this weekend. What i tell you about my boy. Aj mckee told you he was gonna win it all me and big. John called it the dark horse of that tournament. I thought he'd get donna out figuring like third or fourth round. I didn't think we'd take him under two minutes. Just to dispatch patricio. Pit bull in under two minutes is insane in his hometown. Los angeles at the form. He fricking dotted done man. I didn't see the fight live. i was on stage. Who came back. nick davis because he bet on the fight. He's a woman who spoil it and dude. That's why i'm asking. And they set me. I mean literally can watch the whole. I mean just sent me the two minute. Clip that head cakes. What did a in and then. The submission was filthy. Men one million bucks. Aj show do not buy a porsche. Gt with a million bucks. Giving the business manager dude does not the best investment. Yeah jay mckee. He's the man. He's faced bell tower. now take out pit bull..
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"That is how you started. Show is the classic. Rpc fans only banger. We just put that in this show. We can't start with them. We can't open with okay. Well you know that. Put us in the mood though. That's all i'm saying. That's that's far simpson. And i think there wasn't a video edited by clavicle in my right. My wrong correct. Yeah wow that was. Mr clapper goes you've seen this book didn't realize it clavicle did the whole video and then the The song was Fart simpson these. Two guys are so talented when they come together. It's amazing making of amazing. We might as well get it right at the top. And i want to tell you what is amazed why mate live is back shit. We're back friday april second six. Pm pacific nine eastern go to livestream that why mate studios dot com to get your tickets. Now we have a crazy show plan we have one of the wia may most celebrated guests krista stephanos sitting on the couch. Chrissy we have original music by marcus kane about that. Grammy nominated nominated play south original music for us. Plus we have some really special guests on the show and a heavy segment. That will hopefully send you into psychiatric. That's the goal. So we're really excited to be back friday april second. Get your tickets. Now and Yeah it's going to be a blast. Listen we're we're planning some secret fund shit for you guys. It's been it's let's just say we're already doing some of the prep. Yeah and this might be the best. Wi h live super exciting nuts as really exciting. Also i'll let you know there's some new merch in the store. If you go.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"No no no. It's who he divorced his his longtime wife four is a who. He's got a relationship with this other lady now but i'm so impressed that he went for a fifty year old lady but she's not quite she's a banger put together. Yeah again. yeah wow. Let's see another fun. That i've done like the joke to somebody like i met a couple of people in wheelchairs after After shows yeah. And i'll be like They'll say something. I'll be like. Hey man if you if you're trying to want you stand up you're going to talk to me and they'll be like Okay cancel or i'll I'll challenge do a race. You want race. it's fun you know. They can't run. It's a fun fun. Can you make girly nine. She's gorgeous still to this guy. He's an older guy right freaks. Yeah scared. I don't know who this is but i like him money. He looks like yeah. You know it's a wealthy guy. Yeah to him like you know those linens walking down the street barefoot. Our thousand dollar shoes. Strange In my salon screenwriter. Ed solomon okay as a screenwriter. All right he looks like a larry. David a little when and the attire. Oh yeah he's a little more blessed in the face though. I would say sure. An harry's got a lot of hair sheesh. he's so happy to be there so happy. He's just like used me as a toilet. He selects great. Use the toilet. I'm sure it's what he's saying. You think he wants our her to pee on his face core. Every guy does every guy. Does they see pauline. They go there. You're in yes it is sterile. You can drink it and everybody wants it. Paulina's she's so gorgeous. Remember back in the day the eighties nineties. She was so gorgeous. Country looks incredibly wellings zinc. Oh yeah that's genetics. Probably but you don't wanna be that attractive. I argue that it's too much too much because they need the pressure to maintain it. That's the thing the only the ones where it's really natural like were they really are. I mean she didn't adding yeah. Yeah yeah i mean going back. Genetics are just wild I mean she's no the other one didn't age at all. I think i've said it before. Christy turlington christy turlington liberty turlington. Like being a kid. And it's like all these years later it's genetic but if you look at her now. She looks exactly like her heyday prime stunning crying out loud. I mean she doesn't look right. The news it's wild. And cindy crawford to and her kids actually really cute. We'll know he got a face tattoo but before that. Oh my god. He was modeling for gucci. Or some shit. i mean. She's stunning i. Of course now. They are freaks freaks. But you know everybody's beautiful now right. Nope that's one thing i love that. He's got beautiful. The modeling lane model. And you're like you do you. Not what are you model for the fucking vet. 'cause you don't look like a human model you know. I agree and i look. Instagram model is legit. And you can make a lot of money. Sure but i unless a company hires you. That's the thing if you post a picture that someone took a picture someone said yeah. I mean that everybody is a model. Yeah mean modeling are you. Are you a sex feet taller. Five six. I think your modeling career is over like. Let's let's be realistic here. I know especially the really miles. It really pissed me off. Marginally attractive models. I you have no clear like real gifts. You know like you're like okay you have a somewhat symmetrical face. You're not fucking mum. No get out. But now you can't say that now you have to say that everybody's beautiful and you can be weird looking. I mean i don't mind all these people are in like this is like this is interesting to look at. It's not be. This is not what i'm talking. I'm talking about people who are you. Would you would like. Yeah that person's attractive but like the audacity of you to be like. I'm a model your marginally attractive you know. I know you're talking about in la la seven. Yeah exactly like year in la. You're still good for la right. Like i'm not gonna spit on you if it's a blind date and you show up right. Let's not act like you're a fucking ten. You're not in la or or new york ten. I go even bigger. Because i would say i would argue. That new york city has even more. The women are look. There's the fast la we've got people that are like personal trainers who also are very attractive. But they're not exactly a lot of personal trainers sweat themselves. You know why they got the bod not such. That's much in the face you go. You got a great body. You should pray a little more. Maybe the man upstairs a blessing. That's so true. I went to high school with a girl who claimed she was a model too but the face was like palsy. Or is this your first. Because you're a fucking basset hound sadness you know her to. I know you're talking. I mean now but she so her face was like a six. The body was like an eight or nine and those are amazing. And but you don't have it. It's not a it's not a mile. I remember back then. They made their called said cards. And they have like your shots and and and she wouldn't be the person to jesuit to go. Look at your body. Look at your body. Don't use wish you had a different face. Body will because i'll tell you even okay philosophy. Right they discuss. What is what is beauty and symmetry is beauty aesthetics right. When you look at somebody's face they say that symmetry is what creates beauty and that's just a genetic. Throw the dice dude so to say that you know everybody is everyone. Is you know dude. There are some people born who are especially born and the arab before plastic surgery. You get a bitch like farah faucet or sophia loren. I'm saying that brigitte bardot. These women were stunning. Even sean connery. who just passed away recently. That's natural bra. That's untouched okay. Right this is real. This bitch was born looking gorgeous. Yeah that's true. that's this is the same. You see the same parallel in athletics. Actually you remember when krista stephanos here and he chrissy went to like that basketball camp in jim boeheim was like got a division one shot and a d three body. It's like it's it's just it is what it is like Like same like i was you know. I play d. One football. I wish i could have it the the physique and of the body and then you see that in sports all the time you see if you watch like hard knocks the. Hbo show these guys are like top tier college players. Go the nfl and they're just like us. Don't have it man. it's so true you're you're like you don't have great lateral movement in your hips. It's just not nothing you can do. You can do. But that's life is competitive. Life is about finding what you're good at. There's so much shit. I can't do not play an instrument. I can't move. Well can't do math. i can't. I can barely do anything and barely can do. I can do this this. I can talk to this sitting down. I have such a small skills that so incredibly narrow opened the show. We fucking second. Tim something light and fun to get a start ready we go. Oh.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on WFAN Sports Radio_FM
"Got to get to before we start to head off into the evening for Thursday night. Football Giants eagles. Somebody asked me earlier. What I like actually was my buddy Iike Reese, Former Philadelphia Eagle linebacker, One of the nemesis, the Masai, the missus is a Masonic nemesis is that I had With that Eagle Giants robbery in my era him and Brian Dawkins. I'm actually doing a game. Watch whether we're talking Assisi about a game once doing a game Watch with Jeremiah Trotter and Shawn O'Hara. What's You know some of this this Giants Eagles matchup tonight with with my company doozy. Oh, so that'll be fun to relive some old memories with those guys. But it'll be an interesting game. Not for You know, traditional reasons, but nobody wants to win the NFC East. And whoever wins this game, even though the Eagles and the Giants will only have one win. They're going to have a share least temporarily for the top of the NFC East with two wins lots of injuries on the Eagle side, obviously the big injury on the giant side it's a quant Barclay, but they have their banged up as well. They're just looking to improve. Some team in the National Football League after week. Eight potentially is going to get some improvement. And that's because Antonio Brown is being Bandied around here as a potentials savior, but asset to be applied to some team. There's a bunch of teams that this could apply to whether it is The Buffalo, not Buffalo, the Baltimore Ravens, who obviously have a connection because Hollywood Brown is cousins with Antonio Brown. When we saw them working out in the off season, the Houston Texans, they could be interesting. I'm seeing in this. They sent out the Andre Hopkins and No willful or is still there, and I might forget who else is on there? Brandon cooks they brought in as well. Randall Cobb knows a little bit older, so there's there's some teams that could be interesting. In Antonio Brown when he finally decides to if he decides to come back or or the team decide to pull the trigger one team that has gotten a lot of talk around this the Antonio Brown potential acquisition Is the Seattle Seahawks. Now this was going on in the off season before the commissioner handed down his eight game suspension for You know this player conduct policy, and we know that Seattle could use him. Their offense is really good. And Russell Wilson is on an M V P path right now, But it's David Mohr and Tyler Lockett. Good players, but not players. They're goingto scare you, you know, out of your shoes, decay. Metcalf might scare you out of your shoes, but If you compare if you could come could put decay Metcalf within Antonio Brown the I mean, they might be good. Let's listen Pete Carroll, who talked about this a little bit. We do all of the homework we can think of doing that were we will never think that we can leave a stone unturned. And so that's how we do You know how we approach everything, and so That's work will continue to do that. Here. We have endeavored to to be in on everything that's going on. And John has done a marvelous job of always being tuned in to what's happening and Ah, in this. This is no exception. You know, so we'll see what happens. You know as we go forward, but we're we're tuned in to what's happening there. He's talking obviously about Jon Snyder, the general manager of the Seattle Seahawks, and That he would be as exciting a players. I think we've seen on the Seattle Seahawks because of how good Russell Wilson is at throwing the deep ball. We don't think of Russell Wilson as one of the great Debo throwers in the NFL, because he's not big and powerful. He's not like been Roethlisberger. But I got to tell you, Russell Wilson throws his good a deep ball as anybody in the NFL. And that's why he's having such a great season because his depot accuracy and if he gets Antonio Brown Match with D K. Medcalf. They could be a little scary out in the West. We'll see. We'll find out Eventually he's going to sign. He's he served his. He's going to serve his eight game suspension after two more weeks, and it's somebody's going to sign him. All right? I told you had a special guest coming on with me today, and I and he is now on the line. This is the body that goes back for those who followed me and my guest Krista Stephano on Ultimate Beastmaster he actually co hosted with me was that two years ago on air and it was awesome and so well received on bringing it back. In the Corona virus. What's up, Chris? How you doing, man? What's up, brother? First walk and listen to you say, deep ball all day. You like beef balls deep on him like I do. You know what I'm talking? What's he talking about? He's talking about football on then. Yeah, Ultimate Beastmaster. Great time hosting you While I was fired immediately after the first day you came back. Because, you know, I mean, Netflix hired me. I don't want a comedian. But and all my jokes. I got five from but what can you do? Take? It's nice to hear your point together. Yeah, it's great to hear your voice and again and I was good to catch up with you about. I mean, this was pre pandemic, but I I sat in your podcast the history hyenas, which, by the way, I got to ask you about this. How in the world did you come up with this idea, Because it's actually smart like you're talking about really history. But there's so much comedy and distracted in there. You forget that you're talking about things that actually happened. How'd you come up with that idea? Well, me and my podcast partner, Janek pompous, who's also a Brooklyn guy. We could never really be open with the fact that we loved history because in Brooklyn, you can't You can't say that Either You're talking about sports or girls or a gambling. And that's all. But if you say like, oh, the history of this neighborhood still throwing in a mailbox when I found Janek and he went through the same thing. I think we should talk about history. Now that like we're out of the neighborhood, and these guys all our friends are in jail anyway. There's no way they're smart enough to figure out how to get a podcast. Let's do it, So that's how we came up with it, Dyson I said. Now you're doing the Corona viruses wrecked standup comedy hats because you can't do anything in person. By the way, I've been meaning to talk to you about this because there is a place it's called Central and main in my in the town over from my Madison, and they do stand up right now on the street, and so you sit on the street socially distance. You dying and there stand up comedians. I have to have you come out there because I know you'll crush it. That that aside you actually are doing standup virtually tell us about this program that you have is going to air tomorrow. I believe, because you're one of the funniest guys that I've ever met. We bonded out in California shooting ultimate Beastmaster. Tell us about this because kind of cool. Yes. So, So, basically tomorrow October 2038 p. M Eastern..
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network
"There's a A petition going around. And it's just it's just a fun little blurb I won't well on it But the Super Bowl we know has always been on a Sunday. But there's a teenager in New York now what would what would you say a teenager ager. In New York's name is of course his name is Frankie Jerry. A Frankie Frankie Route Jerry. He's sixteen years old old. What are you looking at? What are you looking at? I told the story before but when I was in Russ and daughters Russian daughters Russ and daughters one of the best Bagel places in New York. On how Ston say Houston pronounce at the German Way. How Ston and first street the East village? And there's a big crowd of people in there and there was a guy in front of me and he's whole now does phone in front of him his on speakerphone. And it says real big Joe so we and you hear on the phone. Hello and he goes as this. Joey Joe Way. Hey is this joey and I wanted to say yeah. Look at the phone at says Joey right here. Anyway Frankie Ru Jerry Rick somebody will find a way for that to be racist aces. Maybe it is two million people but he has a petition on Change Dot Org. I don't think that's why change dot org was started. I would think change dot org would be for something more important equal pay for equal time. I'm getting rid of stereotypes. Racism sexism anti-semitism fairhousing item now. But he's on Dot Org and he says that just more fans can watch if it's on a Saturday which I completely completely disagree with unless you're a religious zealot and you're not allowed to watch TV on the Sabbath but he says look. It'd be better on a Saturday. Hey to because you don't have to go to school the next day and that means some young kids can watch in its entirety. Well there was a survey last year from the Workforce Institute. The two looks like I am drawing on the workforce institute sounds like something from Germany. Hello my name is Hans. Erich futile men an eye on executive executive director of vis the false institute of Rolton Book. ABDUC how but anyway. The Workforce Institute sued predicted that people who will call in sick the day after super bowl fifty four will be seventeen point two million now. This is something that I've never understood my whole life and that is getting drunk for a football game. Why how can you watch it? If you're drunk super bowl Sunday. We're all going to be done. Why why would you get drunk? I Dunno I guess some people any excuse for a drink and you know those people. Maybe you're one of them. Say If if you don't have a drunk uncle at your Thanksgiving year the drunk oil but those people who wear. Maybe you're in school and there'd be some like of function where everybody had to go at night and they went nuts and you're like oh this is the only time you come out of your damn cage so super bowl. I'm doing thing but he got this Frankie who Jiri sorry. I can't say any other way. He got the wheels turning on his big idea when he was talking and do his family recently during the playoffs and Frank Rouge eerie big. Frank Hello can I speak with Franco Jerry. Big Frank or little frank I Guess Big Franko. You don't WanNa pay the electric bills. WHO's asking sorry? I have a whole play going on in my head right now. You gotta understand to that growing up Catholic. I was around Italians constantly. I'm German Catholic. which there are not many Germany's mostly Protestant? But there are some pockets and Bavaria nordrhein-westfalen of Catholics. That's where I derive so to speak but when you're Catholic it's all Italians and Irish and Mexicans executions and Filipinos which is great. You get to know those cultures inside and out. What about the salvator? Write them to all right but what about hot TAMALA alright. From Brazil we are also our ride. I'm not trying to leave anybody out but big Frank Rube Jerry told CNN the N.. Yeah he's got a lot of passion and his heart when he gets on one thing you really sticks with it and quote so the petition addition is not stopping Jerry from staying up to watch the game by the way when they asked him. WHO's your team? He said the bills. And the Rams Rams right there you need to leave New York and go back to Italy or Russia or Red China because you can't have to favorite teams Kanye. I guess you can. I understand the bills the hell gone on with the rams. I became a less finless ear when they are in the Super Bowl but he says he will be rooting for the niners. Now that makes I sense if you're a rams fan I think this kid's a little confusing you know why. Because he's a key leave him alone. He's a kid over here. What are you looking at? Hey where is he a kid over here. He's a kid. Leave him alone. He doesn't know what the hell he's doing hasn't even had his bar Mitzvah yet. Well it happens when you're thirteen and you're Jewish see. That's what I'm saying. I Love Story. Kristy Stephania who's been here Krista Stephanos whole Larry's and by the way the ladies love him very handsome fit guy. He's really good at all I. I'm surprised he's not bigger yet. He'll probably get bigger and he's getting some movies right. Krista Stephanos fricken hilarious and he told the story of when you know his dad. His Dad left left school the home when he was a little kid and he lived in Chris lived in the Bronx and his dad lived on. Staten Island Island but He told the story that his mom worked in the world. Trade Center is nine eleven and so oh that he's at school. The towers are coming down and some kid. He's in a Catholic school in the Bronx. And some kid goes ha looks like your mom's uh-huh dead and he said he picked up a chair and he hit the kid over the head with a chair because he was so worried and he couldn't believe a kid would say that that sounds like a Catholic school thing now. Now Trust ME I. I went to one in Richmond all boys and so he was immediately expelled and so he said he you went home knowing that his mom was probably dead and he got home and his mother's there and she's like what are you doing here is supposed to be in school and he's like Oh my gosh you're alive. He goes of course when the plane hit. We went home. And he's like I got expelled eld and so he said his dad who was in Staten Island and he said even without traffic it would take him you know an hour to get from Staten Island up to the Bronx. He said in twenty minutes his dad was there goes. We're going to go talk to that priest. So he said he went into the priests. I'm doing guys hold bid here but he went. They went into the office and they They said Yeah. You Chrissy here Kristie. He's not expelled izzy. And he's like oh no he's expelled. He hit a guy over the head he goes all the kids making and fun of them. His mom luckily she's okay. You can understand. He's like no. It was too violent. That kids in the hospital right now. He goes well he got hit in the head with a charity. Like exactly ackley. He put a kid in the hospital. He's expelled and he's Oh there's nothing I can do. And he's like there's nothing I can do so he said his dad who was wearing flip flops flops. And a Yankee Jersey holding a ninety ounce starbucks he said his dad went over and closed the door and and he said he came back to the priest and he said Listen you think there's nothing we can do. I'm just telling you right now if we walk out of here and and he's still expelled. There's going to be a few things that I'm GonNa do and you're knockin unlike it and so the guy goes all right. He's not expelled. Let back in the school the next day after I ca just such an listen. It's a million times better. Obviously when a professional comedian and Chris tells the story himself but This is why whatever and it's also growing up with the sweat. Welcome back Kotter. You know you had the Puerto Rican and you had the Jewish kid and you had the black kid and you had the Italian Kid Roseanne Roseanne Dan. You know just my whole life watching. TV with New York shows all they did was make fun of New Jersey and you belong in New Jersey and what he does. He know. Bridge and tunnel by the way. That term came to San Francisco. Now I live in the East Bay Bridge and tunnel. Now you're much more sophisticated living over here than than I am I said I wouldn't dwell on it. I lied at it a bit. This is what you do when you have a three hour show and no one's Cong- along But anyway a sixteen year old has thirty thousand signatures Franken Jerry and Change Dot Org. which which as I said? I don't really think that's the way it is but it's called. I clicked on it. It's called chain super bowl fifty five to Saturday. It says from Frankie Jerry. Here's his blurb. He wrote it himself quote it will get more money dot and get more visitors to the game game. Nf I will get more towel of VIZ on T. E. L. A. S. O. N. TALLA VIZ on because because most government jobs have off have more children to enjoy their T. H. E. R. beloved game on TV or or add venue. Most of your playoff games are on Saturday. Probably have to prices because B. E. C.. USC SC more. Visitors will go frankie. He got in this kid over here. Sports our says we're talking all time most heartbreaking moments. You're on to get an echo take print or any both breakthrough printer but as far as cartridge cartridges are paying blank cartridge free. It comes with a ridiculous amount of those you big time. That'd be talk already.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"The are you like. You're nervous but so you're talking. She's going on with it but D- kind of wish she wasn't talking or are you know we're talking about movies and stuff. Yeah no I want her talks. I got to know her more so career as a person rather than just some as you got to know her did that ease. Yes because then we started a joking in the show her pictures dogs. Oh Hey that's nice. Yeah Okay Eh. Let me just like burs. Legal out of these guys get off work. They burst in that ranch. They have a set price. They just Bam Bam Bam Bam and then they leave. Yeah and I guess I used to but I'd like that's just not how I see. Women see women as like a slab of meat on so you who makes the first move after you talk for awhile knows no she just. You had the director. I don't know if the other what the other ones do with this one like. She wouldn't do anything until you start to this. Hey that's that's pretty rough as a virgin like even now. I don't want to direct. I think even if you're a regular guy who had sex a million times still rough. It'll be like yeah. You're doing this and she just keeps doing that motion until you tell her to stop allow another motion so it was like it was really weird. That's awkward. Yeah it was. What was the motion that she was I doing because they're not kissing? Okay she's doing it and you have to be like all right now. Move on to move on to. I don't know Jerk me off. I'm just thinking of different things. I don't guess we should do this. I wish she kinda was like all right. I'm going to start with this and we'll go to this would do that. You know what I mean like. I thought that was was going to be like so when when it was time to have sex you to be like okay. I'm ready to have to be like okay. Now you have to have sex. Then she gives the condom. You have to put a condom on the condom on you. I told you too I just threw would have you know when you got to put this on me molly. What's going on here? Did that did that turn you on that. She was doing it no no just like I don't really I learned that Daniel Condoms also get what I don't like condoms at all. The one discovered that that guys. I don't even know what the second hour was much better than the first and then it happened. I was no longer a virgin. How much how much did this cost? Okay so here we go. This is a part of him putting the article so first of all the reason why went down was I started on my comedy and she said her favorite comedians Christie's the Fatah Krista Stephanos Avenue. Okay and I said Oh I know him at. She's between him and Carly Aquilla and I told her the story of what happened when he broke up and she got really excited by that also. So that's what gets her excited. Yeah she's Christie's that you so hot and then she like went from fifty miles an hour to one hundred and that's how it kind of like she got. She got really into into it. Because I know Chris Stephanie. She was excited about a relationship breaking up that she knew the comics. The if you could meet Chris Steffano threw me if contact and that she can fuck you. Did she make you sexy you have to say you're Chris when you falker. No no but I would put on the blonde wig or something. How much did this cost? This is a great friend run experience. So here's what happened. So they go in the room and she goes. Well listen so so. I had a budget in my mind of two to three grants. I figured like this is the Bunny ranch and you look at the girls the website and like you know you know this is going to cost more. It's going to. I don't even know how much I don't. I don't know how much well I know now because I'll tell you in a second. Why no no so I go? She goes it goes so listen so you know. I have to split all the money with the house. I only make a lot of money So I'm thinking that for ninety minutes FOR GRANDDAUGHTER LISA TO GRANT IT In my head and well that's a thousand more than I had budgeted and I'm like okay and you go into another room. They take a copy. Happy your ID just in case you go crazy there so they have a copy of your idea to show the cops. You have to fill out paperwork to my credit card. got declined to call chase be like why are you in the middle desert charging four grand no buying a bottle club. But here's the problem. I should've realized that even is not enough time and also probably should the border her down Everybody negotiates yes so I got to the end of ninety minutes and nothing happened so I had to re up and she goes. I can't do less for it at less than two thousand outside to spend another thousands so you have to get dressed. Go Run your credit card again. Sign another piece of paper. Take another some reasoning. Another photocopy my I D I. I don't know why we already have what. Why and then go back home and then the clock starts by? You've done all this additional paperwork ceiling out of it but down I started Christie's I just start talking about comedy started. Like what are your interests speed round but must be dating. What are your interests but see some type of fucking connection with this person? You ever tell Chris you you might like to hear that. Okay good for you bro. Yes even on the show okay cool. Here's the thing it wasn't talked about you. which is weird? A some girls are very good. So tell me okay. Here's the thing. It wasn't some life altering event sex all my life. All My life people had held sex over my head like it was the master sword in Zelda. It was fine it was fun after sex. I walked out and there was a very late is very late tonight. In the staff was watching ant man and wasp. Okay describe the sex to me could you. Yeah what you would call losing your virginity. How was that? It was like like how to have lost. You have someone your head in. It's different where you on top. No she was on top she was untitled work did she guide Europeana's inside of her. Yeah well she basically just jammed in Did did that feel good jam. It did feel the full exactly how we had in my head like all my whole life like when you picture it. Yeah like it was warm and stuff and okay yes and then like she just went for it so she was she was moving around. Yeah did you move in pace with Ya I tried yeah. Did that. Feel good like just the motion folk good but it wasn't like think what I'm trying to It was like exactly how you pictured cats wasn't what I pictured in my head when I was a kid. This was exactly what I pictured it. And how would it go from there. She's on top. You you guys are both moving. Your she's holding onto me. Okay you know what I am. Grabbing her S.. One grab your as we're doing this because yeah whatever okay Some holding onto Rasa Kaye. My hands runner as well. She's still on top when you came. Yes okay so there was no other positional. Okay no once we once we had a going and is that we've literally like it was like an NBA playoff final. Alan re point. I think if it was like if it was like one twenty. I'm just free selling here on early. EXACT ZAC time. I think we got done. One twenty-seven okay. So I seven minutes you're having actual intercourse well. We tried it before so there were like two or three moment intervals whereas this is work. What do you mean like she put it in but then like I got soft again because it was like nerve wrack okay did you guys change condoms got off? Yes you have to change the com okay and she put it on again Dan. Yes it was turning you off about it just like the way the condom felt and also like the slow she did it very slow Like even in opening it so like I'm hard and like all right. I'm hard but I'm I'm very nervous. This is kind of weird I'm in the middle of the desert with his chick. I don't know but So but you gotta get it so like I sat there at one point. You GotTa get this on me right away because this is very nervous. Does very nerve wracking for me. You know what I mean like. She was bad at her job. Yes back because now I've hooked up with some other girls. Yeah she have sex but I talked to the girls yes she wasn't that good. Yeah like looking back. 'cause my friend who kiss that was a virgin to time and a lot of things she did with her mouth were lot better than this prostitute. Well it might have been just the way you guys click. I'm talking about she. She didn't do her job right because to me her job in your specific as I was to make you feel comfortable about intercourse and yes because you could like not like her technique or not like you know whatever it is whether whether it's physical or how it's intimate but it was her job to make you feel an intimate sensation. Well the thing about it is when I got. Sh should've just sat there. Like what do you want me to do. And it's like the reason why I gave you the back story. Basically the backstory was. Because I figured like these people are experts. And they're going to be all right. This guy doesn't know X. Y. Z.. Someone got like I go when when I went to train I went to my trainer I've never been to. I've been to a gym since high school. And he showed me step by step. What a day and now muscles unless forty three pounds because he showed me step by step? Well do he okay. This guy is a blank slate. I bet that same trainer would affect you for for grants. If I would've fucked me really well. Because he got his doing he would a walked you through that utilizes. Oh I yeah I via sexy hoppers Lou. Like the whole night. But that's what I thought was going to happen here. I thought is like all right. The ones who step three. I understand that that expectation expectation. Do you tip. Oh yeah so I spent five grand. I may tip. They're like to To Eighty two hundred on the on the four on the ground eighty. So I'm like I can't be found money. Do they bring it up or in their credit card receipt on your credit card but there's a tip section like how did you know he just they just punch it. Did you WANNA leave a tip. So they will they ask you. Yeah I'll give her two hundred so forty two hundred you tip ahead of time. Yes I know right. And then they just sit there what what he owed he wanted to do. The fact I walked out. It was very late at night. Staff was watching ant man and wasp. They asked if I wanted to watch with my dad. We talked about venemen infinity. War was that more fun than sex. No but then we but it was very weird until like I'm in the middle of nowhere. I'm with a bunch of prostitutes and they're lilly watching marvel movie like that's that's that's so and they're asking me about venom and Thanos is just such a moment. It's like I'm never going to not be. WHO THE FUCK I I? You're the bunny ranch. And they're watching superhero movies classic. Gut's it occurred to me. I'm in the middle of nowhere in with sex workers. I'm watching a marvel marvel film just like I do at home. You can't escape who you are. So here's my advice..
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Almost 30 Podcast
"Thing like I remember? I like kind of ended this thing with this guy in Miami and I left and I felt like an asshole because I kind kinda left on just lied to get out comfortable situation and I was like I never lie hate this but I just need to get out of this situation. Because I didn't I didn't want her this whatever it's long story and then I love. I love my phone charger. There and I'm like that was the car. One hundred I completely. But the Tarot reading was a friend of mine She without her on the podcast. She's a great friend the mine and like life coach all around she is a medium she can talk to dead people she just hero. She's killing she's writing a book. Her name is Kelly night her shop in Atlanta and her whole brand is called modern mystics. There's modernistic Tara there's a modernistic shop. She isn't reading much anymore. 'cause she just didn't forever and she tapped out and she does all this other stuff but to me. Tarot I think is just leads as you into knowing what you really want and also I just think she is like psychic and knows everything so when we did this Tarot reading. I like to share this because we put out we did. We did relationship and stuff too. That was spot fucking on. I was in a really dark place with my axe and everything she said was so spot on. It was like wild and she was like this is how he feels about you but this is how he feels about this other person. I mean whatever what it worked out how it worked out. He was not meant to be with them anyway but we put out put a hug. It worked out work. He's talking he's in the personnel worked great and our killing it. So the She every single thing in my career on Mike on a card because I had a bunch of stuff going on I had the Bozeman basic stuff. I had my stand up by at emerge store. I had this idea for podcast idea for a book. We just laid it out and she was went through it and everything was right. It was crazy she was like the door is GonNa fall by the wayside. She was like you're GonNa perform and you're going to be torn but it's not gonNa be total straight standup which is wild. And then she was like the podcast is the thing I can feel it. I know it for sure. I know that you know it. And she's like and this was in June not arena for spyware months. You know so or four months so she was like. That's the thing I see you tour and I see you on stage. I see you doing all these things but again it's not with your just stand up there and telling jokes alone. I know that's not what you want. Anyway and she was like Rosalyn Basic. You'll have you'll make money from it. Someone will probably eventually take over like it was just the most. I still have a recording of it. It was wild and I think she's a special person. I think she literally is psychic and can know these things but I think in general Tarot and ran and nightclub the club. Tarot for the reason of that it helps you figure out what you can do. And Tarot readers can kind of guide you more than like a therapist because therapists can be such bullshit and they can't tell you what to do and you can be sitting there telling them about the most toxic relationship your life and they can't tell you to break it off like it's just a you know legally or whatever But that to me I think all that stuff I believe in the universe and what you put out there comes back in and the secret and all that kind of stuff and just being like a good person not because you think you're going to go to hell so those very long winded. I'm very sorry but I. I agree a blessing. I Love Kelly. Her friend Kelly and I think that Tarot one we did. She approaches Tarot. That I like. A lot is that she says you don't have to believe this. Take it with a grain of salt. You know if this helps to guide you in a certain way or peace or calmness at a certain aspect of your life in grade and if not then listen and we'll talk and you don't take anything I said for face value but I really enjoyed speaking to our friend Kelly Lot and I've done Tarot readings mixed feelings about it. I'm I'm not. I'm not religious at all but her and I also feel very much like we really want. I support other people in. Pay It forward so we really go out of our way to make sure like anybody who comes on the show we promote their comedy shows their podcasts. We their live shows and we're always trying to put that on our instagram stories and like share the wealth with others. And that's that's something I really took from Nikki. Glaser you guys are doing her shower. She's been your show tomorrow. I'm and when she came on our show I didn't know her at the time and she liked promoted the shadow the bus was. These girls were brilliant and amazing and I was like Oh my God. This is such a famous successful person that wants to support others and she did. She doesn't feel like it makes her less famous and successful to rise other people like they say like a high tide raises all both all ships ought never heard that I heard it on my cheque right and lower back and especially because a lot of people on our show are comedians. We really go out of our way to promote their albums. Their live it shows their podcast. And I think that that's very important thing to do. Just for other people so I feel like you know. I checked the Karma box when I do that. And it's just nice to support others you now because as I think comedy yeah back around us personally you get anywhere or not doing. I mean I guess I don't know why I just think that people that support others are GonNa always have more success. I'm I'm sure you could find case studies the people that have just been total decks and Nar famous now but I think they lack cry themselves to sleep every night. I don't think they're happening now. You can't really get away with it like you. You have to support one another and really genuine way or you're gonNA get found out you know like in our industry because social media you know what I mean. Everyone Ronald be like Yo. They're Kinda Shitty to work with really cool out. We read this thing the other day. We're actually interviewing right after this. His name is Andrew Schultz. He's a comedian that we live. Oh yeah he's been on a lot of shows like he's great. He did INSTAGRAM Post. And it's sad like arm does not just be surrounded by people that helped you get there and I really like. I feel very moved by that that sentiment and I think actually the greatest thing about our podcast other than what we've done for other people as this has strengthened my relationship with my parents my brother and my sister in law my whole family all my friends. It's been a beautiful way to like reconnect with people around the country. That maybe Ashton I lost touch with. We have reconnected with family members. We haven't seen in years friends from College College High School and it's been such a gift for me to be able to share that with other people and so it should never be lonely. Always be paying it forward including people and stuff yeah. I think that's really important. How has helped you with that? They're not listening so people that listen but also laying all over the country. So we're in Portland and I saw like a girlfriend. I hadn't seen in five or six years. Select went to law school there and stayed there so I just I. There were no reason for me to go to Portland straight-set but I wouldn't have gone there for no reason. So we've reconnected with a lot of people which has been really yeah. Colorado friends like just awesome is your family gets together to come out and support you saw. We just did a show in Rina's hometown Pittsburgh and like all our friends and family came like like wiles. Would they all be getting together. That has to do with the holidays or something like that. So I'm just like that are you is what are what's your spirituality. Stagno your religious I can. I grew up in the Midwest I grew up in Ohio and everyone was very Cincinnati. We Love H how was it. We went to Columbus and Cleveland Cleveland. Bovine wasn't a great shirt. Wear it all the time Lata. Oh you're really flexing in the Pittsburgh dream. Oh Hi oh shirt on the steelers. Schiller's baby I didn't want to say it but you know So I grew up in a very catholic but now just like spiritual and she's the same you know in La. That's kind of like your spiritual. Yeah but it has played like a really impactful role and in my life and my relationship with you too and it's been really beautiful to see hit now today. You know in our podcast in the growth of our community and everything like that. I want to talk about your if you do boundaries with social media and stuff and like how you guys manage manage take feedback boundaries. Do you mean like with like I guess with like sounds good. Yeah well responding to people like with the with long messages like people. Let's say stuff. Do you like what are you. Guys what is your defense which one of us you're on the air really. It depends on her and I have different feelings about it. I think that we react similarly But if somebody puts US on blast and they rights Shittier Horrib- On instagram feed post. And like it's open season on you like you can't like furry legal private dam or a private email. I don't don't necessarily always respond but I don't hate it as much if somebody says like. Hey I'm a fan of the show and I love you. Girls despite bothered me or upset me. I don't necessarily have to respond to all those 'cause like one sentence I say out of eighty five episodes shouldn't offend you. That molly grow up bright comedy. I cannot if people are self centered. They think it's all about them. I was triggered by this one thing because of my own life. Shut the fuck up. Have you ever watched a comedy special or no comedy show. What what is your life? I was offended. It's a it's literally you went to the comedy section of the podcast. And you chose this right. What what are you doing? Why did you get away with more than girls? Don't ain't gonNA start it. You talk about this all the time about like the old on today get started this the stuff and get away with that women could never stuff that he says. It's like it makes me. I'm like it's wild. Yeah we like we have a lot of guys on our KRISTA Stephanos and other comedian comedian and they can get away with time. If I said that I would be I would be like on my agent would drop me my manager. Everybody like so whatever. It's five percent of people that are yelling allowed us. It's not the majority we did this thing. Where where this joke on our podcast about miscarriages? It wasn't it was joey. Great comedian on he was joking around with Raina and it was not we got some. DM's about it. And then the next week I just felt the need to do A. PSA Yes they like. Hey guys we don't think miscarriages are funny or anything but we make jokes because this is comedy and like whatever. The overwhelming response was. Thank you for saying that people are too offended but of course we got a couple of dams but it's it's not the majority and I think it's just the people that are that are that have time on their hands and I think also people don't understand comedy I didn't. I wasn't going to comedy shows in my early twenties. And so I think if you grew up in this more woke generation and you just don't really understand. I think you might be more easily offended. You don't under this sounds so I hate to sound condescending but you actually don't understand that these are jokes folks I guess. Yeah that's something we want to talk with Andrew shells about today because he's like the king of like fuck. This cancelled culture. You know this is ruining comedy like this is just comedy which to make it clear also also everything we say we're just talking about ourselves actually doesn't want to have kids that ashes telling other people do not have kids she sang. This is my life and my choice and my body. This is my decision. I think it's stupid. It's it's not stupid for you like honestly I have mixed feelings about marriage and weddings and spending that kind of money out. If that's your dream your dream but it's not my fucking dream. I I think as far as the. Don't the trolls like I try so hard like I just if you write something nasty to me on my own instagram. Like I'm still at the point where there's not so many I read the comments but like I'll eat it. I don't need this kind of negativity or all clapback. And they'll get a bunch of likes because I feel like it like this girl. There night wrote on my post so unnecessary that like I should not have a metal part like I should try like I poked picture with two girlfriend law and my girlfriend's like clearer really deep side parts. And she was like Ashley. Maybe you should take take the tip from your friends and like not not where the middle part and I wrote back something like I just wrote. I'm good and no one asked and got it..
"krista stephanos" Discussed on WSB-AM
"Down the big game tomorrow in Athens if you do not have tickets to the big guy George at Notre Dame game I have plans for you head over to the punch line or you could do tonight and see my next guest they'll be on the punch line stage Chris the Stephano and don the peta formally known as two extras in the sopranos gentleman welcome welcome to the show. so I I'm from Connecticut I grew up in a mostly Italian town and I I I got was a so your names of like I'm home sick all of a sudden yeah wanna get it can harm my gripe is with a couple marinara sauce it exactly right then I can't believe I'm here at the land a punch line during the biggest game and and the schedule for university of Georgia that why my yeah go dogs go dogs I am I Hey you know what though go dogs barked I am most of most people in New York our Notre Dame fans the Irish she I got the Irish there but he got the Italian Irish kind of bad blood does I mean mostly Italians I knew growing up in New York were like Miami hurricane fans or followers yeah it's any by any program that you had a lot of cocaine and. but what you should be you should feel good about tomorrow night the punch line because the tickets are outrageous this game it's the highest priced regular season college football game ever burn so you know that's a fact wow yeah ever I mean well I mean with inflation may be like a game in nineteen eighty six is more expensive but in real dollars right now it's crazy the cheap is getting taken out like seven hundred fifty dollars a night they added thousands of seeds have is that you right and I'm actually going to the game and I'm I'm usually a ticket snob nice good for you but I mean the worst seat I've ever been I'm gonna six hundred level seat at Sanford stadium which out of me know existed you can watch ants play basically but I was like I I got to be there I do know you're gonna be in town I think how far is absent from Atlanta like an hour hour and fifty one we cancel shows I just go to the game I want to do that the yeah if you don't do that tickets are available online at punch line dot com so Chris is from New York yes and I did I did a lot of research you you're from Brooklyn but you went to high school in queens yes why which is well it's pretty nor I went to an all boys Catholic high school in queens my mom didn't want me around our girls but little did you know I love boys safari. yeah. no she she it's very common to to go to high school in another borrow you when your to Malloy's I once archbishop alloy baby the stand ours so I went to mers college in Jersey and a lot there lot of Malloy guys Floyd boys Lloyd boy I went to see Anna in Albany did you really a good sign conference yeah yeah great party school yeah right I am yeah that I went to high school there and it was a good time I mean it was a good talk they actually look I was an all boys Catholic high school when I started freshman year but when I was a junior they let girls and and it was that all hell broke loose all hell broke loose people like I'm taking my kid out of the high school if there's girls around I was like mom it's because the thing is they do it to like prevent distraction from the opposite sex but like there was a all girls high school merry Lewis academy which is three train stops away so it's like like pack rats as soon as our you know school let out we would run and just wait to sniff the girls coming out of merry Lewis so there was a guy I was friends with I'm a I'm a bit. I I'm just going to roll past that bit older new but my body Tami Barbero baseball at Malloy and in the city championship they played at Yankee Stadium sure I need a home run at Yankee Stadium like a legit home run over the one. yeah allege stale so he's like forty five now successful at exact if you ask in the greatest moment is life not the birth of his daughter not getting married there was a bomb at the audience I can't blame them I can't yeah I mean that's amazing I feel like I think they still to this day play that chance okay but Yankee Stadium so Maysville I don't I don't want it the collect you know this is a homecoming of sorts for you don because you are from Kennesaw I am originally yeah and Georgia also local firearms a look okay to made good yeah yeah how did you become a comedian at a Kennesaw yeah I I'm I moved to LA and started to pursue acting and you know when I was out there in LA first couple years when you try to get your foot in the door yeah started writing got up on stage and I was like oh this is nice this is fun so did you know Grande Kennesaw that this is this is what I want to be you know no I played I played baseball and I played at Kennesaw mountain which is like a baseball power George is a baseball power house down here and I played minor league baseball for years yeah that and then when that and it wasn't my choice yeah same here yeah I moved out to LA and started doing the acting thing and then start doing stand up I I played at Marist yeah yeah I understand for two years that's that's great night in Congress so called on the same old exactly I was doing well until I I figured out or I was told they need to maintain a certain GPA to stay on the team yeah I thought yeah second there you were yeah red fox already five read that online manner. how did you get yeah I mean I mean all kids that are are from Brooklyn and queens have that sense of humor that biting say I'm here but how did you realize like I can make this into a living I would set so used to be physical therapist okay and then like two years into being a physical therapist I was like trying to I was doing comedy in the morning I was doing physical therapy the morning coming at night for years and then just a day came I was like you know what I want to do this full time I got on the show on MTV called guy code yeah yeah I called a girl because they're really pop among high school college kids so I was actually pediatric physical therapist and one of the other fifth male physical therapist because female physical most physical therapists are women there was another guy he just hated me in the school so he told the principal of the school that I had cut out a work to go on the radio to promote a comedy show so she came in she like you can't do that like buffalo blah and then people start to recognize me the parents of the kids that I was treating started to recognize me from the guy coach because they're relatively young and might the principal was like listen you can't do physical therapy and then also be on the show we are talking about like the guy code to hiding your **** you can't do that so they were like she was like you have to choose and I just chose comedy but I still you know talk to some of the families of the kids that I work with and and it's all good but yeah so I can ask is so physical therapy that that's a profession that's a real job we sure have training and schooling education. at your family when you decide to drop the physical therapy the real career and do you know acting in comedy what was your family's reaction at all at first at first they were especially like my mom you know was very much like I can't believe that you're doing is you're an idiot just like your father you know like stuff like that you know but but then when I start to you know then I got a David Letterman show the other guesses John Travolta obviously my mom was my plus once she met John Travolta and then like and now it's like you know I mean it's just crazy like in life like like physical therapy was a lot of great gratifying job but it's like that's a tough guy could make like I could make it like a month doing comedy what I would make in a year doing physical therapy because you just don't get paid to do physical therapy at least in New York it's like I came out a hundred twenty thousand dollars in debt with a doctor degree and had like this entry level B. S. position of like this this isn't right yeah so I think we have to pay our health care providers a lot more money I agree Krista Stephano and don depend in studio on the market I'm sure they will be on the punch line stage two night tickets available online a punch line dot com tickets tomorrow again if you're not going to the Georgia Notre Dame game they will make you laugh yeah you should come we should but let's buy tickets and scalpel before the show you wanna scalpel bit outside. rebel Wilson would get five to be some value after you guys you guys would sound like scalpers as yeah you know like take it's yeah it's yeah let's compliment what about we'll get back down to we'll go down we'll we'll tail gate yeah yeah lowkey a little you know the buzz on and scalpel yeah but you guys can relate live really to this I think because growing up in Connecticut. I didn't have a favorite college football team I have my first college football game ever I don't go to any at Marist was a Georgia game down here while I was blown away by it's a different world died it is clean UP here in the northeast nobody like that a lot college sports is not a thing it's like you know yeah the one the giants are playing or the jacks or you know the next or whatever but like yeah even like even hearing down here like all the college football game that anyone else he Stony Brook Fairfield. the sea wolf yes is they'll tell it in there yeah real quick Chris so the the the doctorate in the background do you when you're on the road I'm not so I'm not looking you don and and casting aspersions what do you have like other queens with aches and pains like doc you know can you check out my shoulder yes the church yes but the truth is I was specifically pediatric physical therapist and also having practiced physical therapy since two thousand thirteen so I'll definitely take a peek yeah but I could make it worse I just I just let them know it's like listen I'll take a peek I'll try to remember and then apply this to if your bones were so much smaller because I was used to children so I'll just and to be honest let's be honest most comedians they hear of a doctor's degree and it's not accepting it's like Hey look at look at my genitalia tell me what that is because I chlamydia ray yeah it's drifting he gives a great glued massage won't lie about that do what you do tell tell the folks we can find.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"Back <music> with an old dude story. He was three chairs away so without point she was just you know. She was just doing shifts and she yes she start with higher fate of never off. Monchy gets socks off Yes yes that's where we were used feels spitting on it dry. She was wearing flippers feeds taste. Yeah she had crocs so she's fucking so wait on Canadian high heels the line should have been this is how she would known and she was a sense of humor after the first hand job as soon as you come she goes now. I get the armrest you come from her foot. Yes my life but contain as well. A second time in like could just convinced the excitement of mine so I can't like the second blanket is like rude with more come to stuff that under the thing going to the bathroom right it was just in the bathroom just like wash catch myself and I just start laughing at myself. I say the worst of myself like nobody's ever going to believe you bond. She's Filipino. That's the lie you make up yeah like I'd I'd say the plane Oh yeah where she she was Philippino like. That's the goal to lie that you make up. Dude not checked. It wasn't do great as boarding the plane. You realize the hope Filipinos circus was behind. You can do everything with her and she she gets her. She gets her Kalayaan from tone above. She gets with open up in just a contortionist Ted. I heard urge you to what you told this story. If you went to check and it was dude yeah I wouldn't have told as quickly as with much bragging behind story we wouldn't have ended with and then I go to foot job because you have moved seats before then I yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Damore Norman one time I said what's it gazed things that are avenue and he goes. I got jerked off by Garuda boss and I went okay. I want to hear that story brigade. I like I I think I think things have shifted a tad bit with the me to <hes> sexual assault still is absolutely horrific but then there was a period guys were afraid to share any story because everything came off like oh the fact that you do and then the shift has happened to Tad bit where <hes> where it's it's it's okay to be and he's always been okay to be who you are yeah. I think those guys were like just keeping their mouths shot 'cause they were like I don't wanNA sound bad. I don't want to set like which isn't necessarily a bad thing there was this whole a fucking swimming rapists. You know the rock less no no not ED priced after the Brock Turner thing there was all these <hes> there's people that would be like Oh you know now much. My sons are terrified to have sex and they're asking for contain all the time before they have sex and you go. I don't see any of that's bad. There's nothing wrong with ever ever the much uncomfortable feeling but that's a positive reaction from this extra having an extra layer of like. I'm going to double check. Everything is necessarily a bad thing. I I mean I think what was happening at the beginning of the me too. They were saying if the woman's been drinking. It's rape and I think that has shifted. I think they now they're going. Hey people are people. Women are going to drink man. I was going to drink. They're gonNA fuck have drunk sacks yeah. I and I think actual people who'd gone through actual metoo assaults would the people who were any person that was like if you have sex with the drunk women that's Arabe people who've actually been sexually assaulted her like this incredibly people like Joan compare what I went through to that it guilty drunkenly cheat on a boyfriend and then they I put down to that instead of children the blame the infidelity they're really shitting on the he was actually how to such a small percentage of such as a as a very small percentage is what was the <hes> they had two handed the four handed condom it opened you read about that now. They're the four handed condom. That's it so that it was called a consent condom so in order to have sex you had four hands to open it and women came out and they were like hold the fuck and phone that means. They're going to bring the pros you saying that Ah you saying that like I don't know what what are all. I know the joke I wrote is there's no way that in a train whereas like three guys and they open it and they're all gonna raise them. There's no way that someone's like in a gang rape. I don't think the last guys the condom. I don't know everyone's been some of the stuff they come up with the to cut a major. It's a lot of time it's just companies trying to fucking virtues saying hey we know this is the problem. Signaling is so gross and I never do it so fucking funny. I told you tend to feminist your feminist pussy. Okay so that is we should probably get a get a a smaller glass and sample that one. That's a strawberry <hes> cider so there's some there's some smaller glasses back there. Maybe I filled this place up glasses. I've never never really drink back here. No no no. There's even smaller than that though yeah that's fine that's fine yeah remaining to rinse them. They dirty. I wish I had dietary things. I wish I'd like things right didn't like eating them. Everything everything I had been in the in the paper to pay the went and fished it out. Where did you grow up? I grew up in a place near Newcastle and the north of England called Blyth. It's like a main in community of coal mines and stuff but then the Kalman's closed down before I was born the people stayed as we always knows. Your Dad have a really thick accent yeah. I guess so yeah really yeah I mean I would you wouldn't consider it to be access also like his accent. I had no way he's talking is very positive from Mason his family yeah. I was talking to someone else from where I'm from that you wouldn't stand a chance. What does it sound like totally to you sound Flemish? What's GonNa be Evian? Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. There was a guy who was from Jordi Shore. Yeah Yeah Yeah so that's that's my accent yeah. There was a guy that opened for me. I think I'm going to bring him on a couple dates and thank you. I got a murder this one. I'm on right now. I gotTA bring him. I'm GONNA bring them on a couple dates. In the fall tour a guy from show jody shows a comedian he Australia his name is rory. Something Rory Low yeah dreadlocks Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Very Nice Guy Very Fun yeah you around yeah because he so it wasn't on jody sure though no no no no he grew up there though all right okay and he got rid of his accent and me and Gavin must my tour manager were like she go back to your old accident so much better than the new when you have a hippie chain of lakes Lewis speaking like almost take the accident that comes with weed yeah yeah I carries out with Jodie lilt so it is the model WanNa does have a global accent is like Ed. No my where you go in the world. You can always tell us who has stolen vowel. Can I show you. I thought about you guys today. Because my friend Chris Stuff knowing Janas Papa Love Chris no they just shot a video on instagram. Can you pull up Krista Stephanos instagram and and this is so funny because I thought I bet people hear them to. This is how they talk in real life but I bet people hear them talking and go. Oh that's what like someone from Scotland would be like what the fuck is that but the way they talk is so fucking funny. It's on the honest or Chris's <hes> whether they criticize Chris Christie comedy I think America's such different fucking accents like the differences between fucking taxes in Chicago Austin was like a Cliche version of the American accident. I got Howdy howdy partner by department. I didn't know people actually and actually spoke like that. They were cowboys. We've said this before but like the at America's the only country in the world were stereotypes actually fully really exist. Oh yeah here here here here here. Ready hang on its Christie. Comedy is his instagram but or Jaanus the I'll just play the audio on my phone you ready hang on hold on this is what they really sound like and I was like Oh this if you took them to England people would be like the fuck you saying. This is how they really sound in real life right. We'll.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Bobbycast
"Cut hooked. Are you okay with that? Thinking. What's in my Pol there? But he's already done it. I never met the guy the time and. It was definitely like a weird feeling for a couple of minutes. But then I mean, for someone else that wrought songs to cut one of your songs is the absolute highest compliment. The you can be paid as a songwriter. And I had that conversation with Chris who is obviously Krista, Stephanos home referring to he he's obviously had a level of success. That's like just crazy. And so he's a good dude. Daas about it. You know and a little bit. You're pissed I would have been. No, I mean, I, I guess I still learning how it worked, you know, I was like. You know, something can still be upset? Unintelligently. Yeah. Maybe I mean, I, I wish someone had asked me before it had had right? But it's so funny. Like when you look back on moments like that, and feelings like that two years later, and you're like this is like one of the best things ever happens. This is so cool that he put that out and had a big hit with it. And, and I get to play that in my shows now, you know, and, and honestly that song probably wouldn't fit my out on the way that it is. And it all works out for the best. But yeah, it was a weird day. I remember when it happened like should be a day. You're probably high fiving everyone, but you kind of like, what about, you know, it's a precious thing. So the song goes in number two. Not number one. That's a weird thing that songs peak at number two. Yeah. It's a rare thing that songs peak at number two, it is usually, if they're going to pick high, they'll peak at four or five, but usually they get to two. Morgan, usually, they go to know what, what, what, what happened do, I know what happened. Why do. I mean that I do someone told me that's like, the, the equal longest charting single or something like that. Like a fifty six week single which is pretty amazing accomplishment, and Honey. I wish it had a number one next to it. But it's one of those things I feel like that's a stressful time to and you're looking at a song like that, if like is, is it gonna is it gonna work? Is it going to be a number one song forever? You know, or is it going to be a hit song, top-five? So oh, whatever did you even know is going to be a single when he cut it. I, I think so. I think they I think they said he's it, it's going to be his next single, which, obviously made that feeling. Best known. Yeah, it wasn't going to be like track. And no one ever heard you could do like pass late did on Friday night because lady had cut Friday night. No, you and. Mind plant palm safari might lady antebellum cut Friday night, and according to Eric that we're gonna put it out as their next single. Well, they decided to shut the record down, move onto the next records. They never put it out. And so it was like basically attrac- eight and he's like, well, what am I going to do? So he re cuts it puts it out and goes, I think is the number one. Oh, Yes. yes. Yes, something they cut it. And then he'd but he wrote it. And then he ended up recounting in and put it on a number one number one, I had a conversation like that with a couple of much more successful autism. The other night about that. The fact that that doesn't happen often enough, and great songs get left behind, you know, especially by superstars and you're like someone like Thomas Rhett. His fourteen songs on an album. Probably twelve of them could be singles on the radio. But he, he only has time to put up we have time to put out four or five now maybe but because they move so fast. Yeah. But still like still seven songs on the incredible. And. Why, why should that be where I kind of live forever? They can have another law somewhere else. He put, I think sixteen on his next album, your something like that sixteen tracks and was like, dude. I've, I've talked about it last week. I was like how in the world. Listen in, like fall in love with all sixteen of these songs like this is three piece. Just hit me like every three months of the new EP like let me fall in love with all of them. You know, he wrote he tells a good story. Do you have like Friday night from lady not work in our computer shut down or rebuilding the studio to the last or the last trip? We didn't have computers we have a tape deck over there. We're trying to pull tapes Thomas. Rhett wrote Old Dominion, new song. Oh, some people will do. It's great song. And that was it was a similar story that he told me, he said him, and Matt Ramsey had written it together. And they were like well, who gets to keep it 'cause we both love it. Yeah. And Old Dominion, you know, it's, it's they cut it. It's on the record crazy. It is crazy. I feel like a then maybe the two most guilty artists have just cutting an album full of singles. All dominion, do it to that Old Dominion, I think, is my. Favorite album artists. Yeah. I say that they've put out two records and every song on both records have I just turn it on? And listen. I can't do that with everybody. Yeah. This something like, really special about what those guys have going on. We played a couple of months opening for them the start of the year and watching this show every not even the songs that haven't been hits on the radio sound like it when they played them live. And then they do this thing where they break down in the middle and play all the hits at the whole written ten or twelve just thus choruses of, like old as massive smash is incredible show. Yeah. Whatever they're doing. They're doing right. I got the right with them once on the road, who's them all of them are like Trevor Matt, it was Trevor Matt and Brad, I felt like I joined Old Dominion for about doing. And it was so cool to see how they they all work together, and it's, it's really special. It was cool to be a pot of last week in Australia, you want to APR awards for country work of the year. Is that is that the title country work of the year say song? Appa is what, what you would say. It's like as cab ole BMI's, those awards and work of the year. I think. I don't know why they call it of did they call it, though. Yeah. They do it. So for day drunk. Yeah. Which has made you super famous in Australia. A lot more than I was before. That's for sure. Like, whose more famous, what's the actresses named the funny actress and Australia Canada, the blonde hair who's the most of Australia right now? Like current current famous. Chris Hemsworth is something like ooh Goodwin. Let's do this power five. Australian famous people right now from rebel Wilson, I was thinking about okay at number one is Chris Hemsworth. I'd do it. I don't know. I'm just I'm I'm not saying everyone, but in your mind. Right. Well, it's funny because my mind is like walked by guess who I follow on Twitter. And now. Chris Hemsworth, the number one of Hugh Jackman. It's like what happened director, number two, Hugh, Jackman? Culkin in case gotta be up there if they're on your list. Well, okay, there on that, and maybe with the next one bay, maybe Russell Crowe was, I'm like that you have been doing it at a really high level for a long time. I feel like the most known people anybody from Australia Ditz in the states reach out and be like, hey, good to see a home homeboy making it. Yeah. I mean, whenever I whenever I run into people back in time, I ran into a guy named Louis the other day he was, we were staying in the same hotel, and he was the first person, I ran into the coffee shop outside, and he was like, hey, okay. Congratulations and everything, who's I guy. I said, the same thing guy named dean Lewis. He what what's his big hits on monkey had. They blow up on the on Spotify. And I like it. I'll be alright. Yeah. It'd be Oron dean Lewis. Yeah, I know him. Like I have to ask. Oh, I know at this point, I've heard of is pretty good. So he's Australian anyway. He he was an example of that. We just kind of run into each other and. I know this. CEO sad. And he is in me. Parmalee guys,.
"krista stephanos" Discussed on Bobbycast
"For that? Yeah, it's not like I'm like, oh, no. I'm not mad at that song either. So it was interesting scenario, but yeah, that song I got a lot of I got a love on that song, so I'm still super thankful for that. Didn't didn't bug me too bad. You know, you're talking about you didn't want to be artists, but you're actually good artist like you. I know I've heard you sing. You can't say that I've set aside, you heard you sing be also said me and Krista Stephanos. So there's a, there's a chasm there, like if it's a hit, I'm super comfortable senior because it's like, how bad can it be? It's people are no it I would never. I never moved to town in like, went and auditioned. My, you know, like presented my songs in that way. I'll always preferred to present on demo where you could hear them. This is what it should sound like. You know what I mean? It wasn't like a guitar around and play. The song couldn't convey it well enough. So in the last few years I've gotten more comfortable playing around and trying to sing a little more just because I care less because the people know the songs done. Freak me out as much. Were you in the gifted classes? A kid. I was a little bit for for a not for everything. I don't know anything about science or history, but creative writing. I was in that there was like something in new young. Yeah, there's something something there were can maybe think quicker or something. I mean, no genius level, anything like that. But yeah, there was a definitely a creative, but I was always like turning in stores and poems, and you know, right. Sketches of stuff. I felt because I was a gifted kid meaning they took me at first grade and said, okay, you have something. We're going to put you in a different class and you're gonna learn differently. We had that for the school of and so I was put in that all through my school and I didn't really know why was quick whatever that gift is. But I started to think as an adult that that really shaped my confidence, meaning that sense. I was put in the gifted program. I felt as if I was gifted, meaning, if I wasn't really gifted input in the gifted program, I would still gifted and there would have been that motivation, the desired prove people, right? The feeling that I do and I, I wonder what kids that if we found what they were gifted at? Yes, because I believe we have some Suns, eight talent ability something about us, and we assigned some gift, whatever that is, and assign that to them and say, well, you really special in this air. It isn't investment time investment. Oh, absolutely. I mean, as a parent, that's what my wife and I right now just trying to figure out what what is the passion? What is that thing? Like you said, you know, and some some people's gifts are louder than others. So they stand up, but it may be something that you gotta dig for like, oh, this is what your your passion is your calling. So confidence comes. Yeah, and it's tough because everybody doesn't have you know you may have wanted to do this since you were five. And I was, you know, DJ and parties in MTV junkie from ten years old on, you know, just love music knew that knew I was going to do something in that with that if at all possible. But everybody have that. So that's, you know, it just depends. Like my kids are not all my daughter's into music a little bit. The other two are not really, you know, don't play anything. So that's a, that's a whole other thing we've got to face when doesn't necessarily wanna do what you wanna do and it's like, okay, what do you wanna do? What are you? What are you passionate about? What do you do when nobody's we're not being attention class? What are you scribbling? You know, what is it going on in your head? So definitely finding finding kits, passionate and trying to figure out a way to. Cultivate that is like paramount for us. I think there's something to that thinking back at myself that they told me I was special, so freaking believed it. Yeah, and I believe maybe I wasn't and believed I will myself because my belief into it, right. They gave the gave me an independent study just because the choir teacher, a music teacher was like, maybe you could study if you're writing songs and making these tracks. I was doing this stuff, nobody understood and it was literally, they stuck in a room and like, oh, you can hang out in there for an hour day. They didn't know what it was, but I felt so cool. Like, whoa, I need to do something. I'm here for an hour. They've given this to me, so I would. I would go learn to play piano or I would listen to songs and try to figure out how to run the equivalent of protons or whatever. Now you know. So yeah, anytime you get just get award in school or put, like you said in this class. Oh, you can do this. Then they're definitely is like, okay, then I need to do that. I can do that. I think we're, we're, we all have something special Ed. Definitely something special. Where'd you grow up? Danville, Kentucky about three, three, three hours from here. So Nashville wasn't super foreign to you as far as the geography part of, right, right. I mean, compared to Nashville was huge, biggest town in the world to any anybody in my in my little town. It's right in the middle Kentucky. So you know. No malls or anything like that, but ovulation. You know populace. I don't even know not not get all kind of like a pass through town, but there was center colleges there. So there's one college there. Which really good school. But they basically like when I knew I wanted to music, I was going to New York LA Atlanta or Nashville. And I was like, I mean, Nashville Wales scary, three hours home. If the, you know five to run home for anything girl's date news. Now, my wife was at UK and Kentucky, so it was going to be Nashville after that. I had plans like, okay, maybe I'll go into different stuff. Maybe moved l. after that or whatever. But I just fell in love with with nationals like the right size, big town. You know, did you feel when you got here that you could do it or take a second? Oh man like everything at once. Kind of like you come here and I'm like, this is impossible, but I still feel like I'm going to do it. I'm just not going to take no for an answer. So I've always had that that kind of naive, confidence like, yeah, I'm gonna do this. It's just going to happen really have a plan b. and I didn't know if it was going to be publishing writing or producing or playing or Jiang, or whatever, the whatever the was going to end up being. But I, I really never thought maybe I should look into something. Else also went to Belmont and had a business degree and learned the industry overall felt confident I can do something in this business. I'm gonna make it up at this guy doing everything and just trying to learn it all never know. Anybody's got believe good. That's the story of my life, and I try to do it all and not because I want to do it all. But because when everything else comes crashing down xactly they can just go, I can ride another. Yeah, I do a radio show. Yeah, it's more fallback and also I didn't know you could until I moved here until I was ready here. I didn't realize you could get a gig. Just writing for a polish that would actually shop your songs for you and that you didn't have to be a great singer or even instrumentalists. You know that that was even a thing staff songwriter. So soon as I figure that out, I was like, all right, this is the, this is what I want. I want this job. I'll talk about sleep number for one second. I do this show from my house and in my house, all my furniture. I think one of the most important if not the most important part of my house my bed, I think sleep is super important at times undervalued. We all know how important sleep is. But funny enough. We don't think about the difference in our mattress for me, that was a big change in my sleep in my life, and it was that I got better quality sleep whenever at a better bed obviously. And so sleep number. My sleep number setting is thirty. And if you have a partner, which right now when you hear this, I don't wanna but they can have a different sleep number. You know, it's the firmness softness, many couple disagree mattress firm, sleep number. Let you choose your ideal firmness on each side must leave number settings. Thirty. Let me recommend you go by the store. That's see. One is sleep. Number dot com. Slash bones. Go in now save two hundred, six hundred bucks on select sleep. Number three sixty smart beds. See the latest smart beds, even more comfortably pies from ninety nine. 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"krista stephanos" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Both of my best friends have problems with food krista stephanos new special called thirty eight inch waist i get it that's funny he was just on my husband's podcasts kill me now was yeah and so sometimes like he has people on that i don't know and vice versa so michael courses great like he's he's in with the bros a little bit so it's like a he can end like all my god he's great he's so go don't worry about him he's still hitting he's most to everybody he's so was the first gay person you've ever met and he was almost thirty what and he's supposed to know what a pup is you know what i mean all right i'm gonna ask you let me give you another right here yeah tell me what you here okay first thing that comes to mind who haven't grabbing by the fishy eat a lot i see his ugly disgusting powder doughnut lips grab them by the pussy that that's what that thirty percent of people here also all right okay he want to hear the argument on that what do you mean now fifty percent here that what are the other fifty i respect women no way that's where we're at now again now woman respect women so this is that we got yeah we have to not be divided but we have to get the same air drums all right frank look that's that's violated enough people.