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"jack hewlett" Discussed on Hard Factor
"Wooded you Joe, man. Randy savage this factor in the risk. No one that does better. Like now, does it better repeat myself? Go ahead told me something right now. Moderate. Florida. And you're welcome to another episode apart backyard is Monday may thirteenth our top stories for the day. Pat is going to lead us off by telling us about a sex strike led by Eliza Milano. Yes. Over the weekend your lady hasn't had sex with you. And she hasn't said why probably have the answer. Yeah. Most likely. That's no, it's probably not go on. But stay tuned for the answer. We'll discuss Mark is go tell us about machete attacks on the Appalachian trail. Yeah. Got new new thing for you to worry about while you're hiking a man with a machete sounds pretty bad, and I'll take lightning round of other headlines take it away, Pat. All right, guys. So on Friday who's the boss star? Eliza Milano called for American women to participate in a sex strike in a tweet that she launched Friday night shots fired this call to keep the garage closed is in response to the recent passing of backwards ass abortion law Georgia last week that will undoubtedly put promiscuous high school girls on death row in the coming years. Let me read them Alana's tweet said, quote, a reproductive rights are being erased until women have control over our own bodies. We cannot risk pregnancy. Join me by having. I'm sorry. Join me by not having sex until we get our bodily autonomy back. I'm calling for a hashtag sex strike pack pass it on sex strike pass. Wait a minute. She said until women have legal control over on bodies. We cannot risk pregnancy. So can't risk it. Maybe you can shut the garage. But what we're talking about closing the back door because I don't think you can get pregnant from mutton in the bubble. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I think anal should be in play. Also the mouth, I don't think you can get pregnant by seamen in the mouth. I'm not I'm not positive. I haven't researched this. I mean, definitely definitely a higher probability that you can get pregnant if if you have Jack Hewlett in your b- whole versus your mouth at. At least we know that. But that's not this is really more about closer about guys. Not getting pleasure, right? This isn't about saying she probably the phrase it differently and been like fuck all men, you know, not like we can't risk getting pregnant we can't have sex because you can have tons of sex not risk pregnancy. Like, I mentioned the butthole or the math. Or birth control. You know, all those questions if there is a doctor, that's listener of hard factor. That knows whether or not that be whole sex can get you pregnant, please let us know because I feel like that for some reason, it's it's a question. It's never really been answered. And we looked at. He he was straight from the butthole. Nothing. Eight little, but nobody. We named him James Brown. All right. Look day three of the sex strike for me. And I gotta say not much changed for old, Pat, which is kinda sad because as a liberal man, I actually identify as a woman. So really, I just wish that I had someone who wanted to have sex with me so bad that I could enact social change by denying them, my sweet goodies. But didn't have for me this weekend. Milana's idea may sound ridiculous to some but withholding sex. From dudes is a time honored tradition throughout history that gets results because in sixteen hundred for example, Iroquois women refused to engage in sexes way to stop unregulated warfare. And this tactic worked. The gain veto power concerning all future wars and pave the way for future feminist rebellions. And that's not the only example into three Lehman globe. We organized a well publicized sex Strack to end Liberia's, brutal, civil war and not only the warlords agree to end the violence. Gobi was later awarded a Nobel peace prize for her efforts. And just think this woman was awarded a Nobel peace prize for using sex. If that's the case, I've dated girls should be canonized mother. Theresa..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
"And I'm sad for them that they pay their peak him got twenty the highlight of their life is happening at twenty more years, but that's like the highlight of their public life. Like that doesn't mean that the highlight of their life isn't later when they have kids and do other stuff, we just don't know about your. But let me way more specific. So they have to completely go back to the drawing board on their identity because they've spent twenty years practicing for this more do the event and then the age out of it. And now, they need a whole new thing. And the other thing had taken up ninety percent of their waking hours. So I mean there really back to the drawing board at like twenty five years old. I agree. But I think they they normally go back in to some form of that thing. Coaching? That's it. Circle endorsements. A lot of those solo folks are for me, former Olympian positive you're not positive at all. Yeah. They're gymnasts that doesn't mean there were Olympia NHS. They're all everyone every one hundred percent of the members of the circus. Oh, late troop are gold medal winners. They don't even take silver. Mt. Oh, goodness. Oh rash. Ma why was glad we had her on while reg, no. Two. I interrupted you. But manning it was coming out before you started talking. That your defense. Let me just give you a straight apology. I'm sorry for interrupting you Neil. Thank. Thank you. And it's fine. And I'm glad you came on. Bye. Okay. So we talk a little bit about how Indian words take the letter T, and they make it into t h interesting. So like talked to me would be t h AOL K talk to me. Yeah. There was a girl in my high school named Amrita. But it's spelled with a T. So that's why so Americans read it as m Rita like if you're reading off the roll, it looks like Amrita. So that's how Americans would say. But it's but it's actually pronounced in India Amrita refocus padding eight phantom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any bad? Yeah. Dino, the rice, but Smadi? In India, they pronounce it bus Mathie bus Mathie like maybe I'll start doing that. You should get some bus Mathie rice with my chickens. Tell my parents, and my grandparents always pronounced it. And then one day, my mom started calling it bus Mahdi. And I thought what are you doing? Who? Are you who even are you what a friend who's Egypt Shen Kareem? Yeah. And they pronounced Bach, lavar. Buckle ova. Yes. Actually, Charlie Curtis. Perfect ten pronounced it. Like that the other day as disturbing especially he shouldn't be. I mean, he's why does it get pronouncing? Chris I thought you would be a totally for that. You're always saying words in the way that the original place, pronounces them. Well, no mine defense was I grew up in Detroit. We have a really big Greek population. We have Greek down Detroit. That's where I would always get Bockova in the Greeks are calling it Bokola. So when I heard buck lava, I'm like, oh, the gypsies have messed this up. People all. Well, here maybe the buck lava commission will files lawsuit against us think I think Amy Hanson also prounced it like that buck lava it sounds like lava coming out of a male deer. You know, it does he shot his buck LA. Doesn't sound. It. Sounds like nothing. It sounds like only that food right words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Fuck lava man, I was out in the pasture, and I can step in a big pile of buck lava like what would you think that meant? Okay. Well, probably you're right. If you're a pastor context clues, I probably would have thought it as an animal droppings or even though Jack Hewlett even lava, but never assume that I would never assume that someone was walking through a pastor instead of in severe..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on 710 WOR
"The chest recurrence of the cancer. Hit a pet scan which showed cancer and a couple of different spots. And well, why don't you come to us? Well, she doesn't want chemo and she wants to get into remission. She's two hundred twenty pounds. She's five foot four. She works. Every day should a knowledgeable the long Najah on the abdomen. We treated her and noninvasive Lee stage four cancer. And it's a question. I get all the time. Doctor can you help me I have stage four cancer. She came to us this week with a new pet scan and his in remission cancer free. And she's really happy is in remission. She Tyler treatment. Well, shed, no side effects. No hospital. Stay with C treatment surgery is ten minutes doing. Well. Everything is a okay, and we had an eighty another eight year old, man. Okay. Man. Dodgers on his chest CT from two thousand fourteen two thousand fifteen and had lauded the urine. We check them out. He also blood and the Jack Hewlett said, he's seven years old he urinate, three to five times every night. We're checking his year and a band. He got immediately worked up we got him arranged for a pet C T scans look at his whole body, and we got his old films. All in one day can imagine you've been going on since two thousand fourteen in on one day. We gotta scan of his whole body blood tests urine tests and reported back to him. The good news that there is no cancer in the long the nachos or not growing. So you got a fresh second opinion by coming to us at radio surgery. New York got lots of good news was well worth his trip. He travelled a long distance people from all over the world who come to Radio New York. But it doesn't really matter where you come from a matters that you get the right care and proper care, and we try to provide that to each patient, whether it's big information or making appointments or answering your questions, that's what we do at radio surgery. New york. I'm gonna talk about other patients just a few moments. You can call us if you want.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Savage Lovecast
"Enter savage, we are going to take a quick break from your calls to ask some questions ourselves. And it's a question that frequently comes up it is a subject that I've gotten a lot of calls about over the year. And it is a subject of some controversy in some dispute and a lot of debate joining us by phone, Dr John wrangle ova a sexuality professor at New York University and open relationships coach and the co host of the science of sex podcast. Hey, Dr Jonah, how are you? I am great. Thanks for having me on my pleasure. So the subject that I'm teasing there. I was talking about hinting at is squirting comes up on what the question that. Everybody always has about women who Jackie late, but female, Jack Hewlett is it piss. Yes. Well, first of all as you said, there is still some controversy in the scientific community the current agreed upon generally agreed upon inser. Is that it? Yes. And no. And I'm going to break it down. I've seen that before. Yes. And no. And I've wanted to amend that with and so what? Yes, I agree. But that's a separate. Yeah. That's separate issue. Like who cares really down or some we re pads or some waterproof sheets, and it's just so much hot water. But you recently did a big AMA ask me anything on your Instagram, and everyone should be following you both on Instagram. Also on Twitter, you post a lot of amazing studies and a lot of great analysis about lots of sexual issues. People should follow you at Twitter dot com slash Dr Jonah, which Z H, Anna. But you really went into it on your Instagram about squirting. So tell us what you know. And what everybody out there should know. Okay. So as far as you know, what is the square it? And where does it come from said, the generally agreed upon current ni? I understanding of what it is is that they're two different types of jocular that can come out of the genital tracts of China owners, and one of those is kind of a little bit external amounts of white milky substance that comes out of the female equivalent of the prostate gland also known as schemes glands in in women, and that has high levels of prostate specific chemicals in it. And so it seems like it's the equivalent of the prostate now that those glands are tiny, and there's not a lot of that type of fluid. So that's not the fluid that people typically think of when they think of squirting, you know, what you see in porn that gushing square that comes out and buckets that squirt is something that has to pass through the bladder. And it's an odorless clear liquid that may contain traces of urine something. Tmz more sometimes less depending on when the the the person left went to the bathroom how much they've been hydrating and so on but so so that's the kind of the yes. And no piece of of the answer. So what is interesting about this whole debate? Is we really have to go back to the uterus. You have to go back to that moment sex differentiation when the hormones kick in. And it takes the fetus in makes typically there are exceptions. Some people are intersex that makes a, you know, a male sex infant out of that fetus or female sex infant out of that same fetus, depending on what hormones app comes through which means that everything you need to build. A dick is present. If you're going to build a pussy instead, which is why you have the skeens, Glenn, which is sort of this vestige all prostate gland, and perhaps that would have become if during sex differentiation when the hormones kicked in would have become the prostate gland in the mail and it blows men's minds. Many men's mine not all of them some and no this to tell them that their dick is just a giant. Clint. Right. The scrotum labia it's just sewn up during this that this process. So I it seems obvious to me has always seemed obvious to me that that some women have this capacity. You know, their genitals can do this thing that we associate with male genitals. It's not like freakish. It's just it's the same staff. The same basic building blocks, build male, genitals or female genitals. And some some women. Their prostate may be there..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Savage Lovecast
"Line are now more vulnerable to exploitation this law, which passed with broad bipartisan support because everybody left and right is afraid of sacks led to the end of personals on Craigslist and the end of porn, a chaotic content and communities on tumbler and the gay hookup app. Scruff recently banned profile photos of guys in jock straps. Lest they be sex workers are confused with sex workers or perceived as ex-workers as violet blue impacts in a terrific new piece at and gadget censorship of sexual content is spreading all over the internet. Starbucks is filtering. It's wifi with the secret porn blacklist. Blue rights. Patriarch cloud for pay pal Facebook, Instagram and square will adjust you for getting near a sex business linking to perceive sex sites letting the wrong people use your online business Facebook has banned sexual slang YouTube bans users for sex, Ed or LGBTQ content because it might be about sex Google Drive. Scans your files and deletes what it believes to be explicit content. Apple just straight up hate sex blue rights, and it's getting pretty ridiculous out there sex school site where they create him promote explicit sex, Ed videos, and there is a desperate need for explicit sex Ed out there in the world recently posted a photo of a potato on Instagram, and it was taken down flush filtering algorithms mistook sex schools potato for five a nut sack. Who knows I don't know what the algorithm was thinking or what it thought it saw. But thank God, it protected us. From sex schools scandalous potato pick. The internet was supposed to be an engine of freedom and liberation and not just freeing people in liberating people to share pictures of their lunch with us, but freeing liberating people and all sorts of ways, including freeness sexually liberating us from the stigma. Shame and superstition that attach to sex and the way it did that was by bringing people together in online communities where they could talk and share about their own sex lives about their sexual interests their sexual practices sexual insights, they could share tips about sexual safety. That's a lot of what sex workers were doing online. Not just finding clients but screening clients and sharing information with other sex workers about safety and best practices and warning them about bad and dangerous clients and post assessed to put an end to that again, making the lives of sex workers even more dangerous than they already were all under the guise of protecting them if you are a supporter of sexual freedom and free sexual expression. And I imagine if you're listening to my show. That you are pleased. No that the same people the same cultural forces that are attempting to extinguish sexual freedom and free sexual expression on the internet heaven agenda that involves off the internet sexual freedom, and sexual expression, they would like to extinguish free sexual expression, not just online, but I are L in real life as well. And if you've Allieu free sexual expression online, ov don't just fume about it do something about it. Here's a thing that you can do does the thing that I did today, I joined the free speech coalition. It is an organization fighting for sexual freedom online and off and I'm gonna read their vision statement, FSC's vision is a world in which the international adult industry its workers and businesses have equal rights protections and freedoms under the law, and we're all people are protected from exploitation and empowered by age appropriate sexual health education, the free speech coalition is out there fighting fighting system and fighting this sex. Nic. Join me in joining up today aren't coming up on today's show sex researcher. Dr John is here to talk about the science of squirting what the hell is in female, Jack Hewlett and really should we care? She and I really got going and I persuaded at a stick around and help me answer..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Solidifies? No, that's not even where it goes. So no seriously seriously seriously seriously. I can't use the word come seriously seriously. We'll come. That's not okay. Is that there's a Jack Hewlett in my cavity. I'm nervous to blow my nose from which is Bill. Splooge? The tissue. This lotion is. Jerking at work. It's of course, it's a problem. The thing is is normally I exude a lot of energy. Oh, I thought you were going to kidding. I heard exude. Here we go. Normally, I'm writing my bike to hear like by the time that make you warning, of course. But at time ice chief got no shit skits into three accidents year. Yeah, she gets horny Blake ride, and she doesn't know where she is Alan Clint sticking making her very unbalanced woman. She's still duct taping dildos to the bike seat. I ryan. I said I wrote to work I meant I rose. How many times did you guys come on? You know, what I will say to be on your side freak. Sometimes I will sit on the back of the bus. You know, how the back of the buses, right? Above the engines. And it gives you a real good vibration. Nice. And then I fat my, geez. All over. Nice nice. That is nice. I can't say it's nice nice. Prudes church. Pants balloon up. I feel. Don't feel safe. I feel safe. Normally. I would be profile. Normally, I would be letting out a lot of energy normally. But now like I was bike riding over one hundred miles a month. Right. So and not having sex dominator or there's no bike riding. There's no yoga there's no sex, right? Yeah. What the fuck how do you want? You squirt? Now, I've glimpsed. But it's never been a good direct flow like very strong. It's yeah. It's been like a like all of a sudden, there's a puddle. Right. But it's not just one. Doc, isn't it the cover of the Metallica. She's asking me right in your saying, what comes out of your bearded plan. Tell her how did that. I did not score. But like all of a sudden, it happened everything out of your brain right out of your giant like a puddle one time. Or does this happen often that often it's not really that big a deal not like a that much of a bigger right payoff? It's just I it act morally clean up. Yes. More cleanup. And it stressed me out every time, right? Because what happens is if feels like the dude came sure. And so all of a sudden I did hasn't. But I'm like, wait. Did you also like a whole bunch of shit here? And that kind of takes away from happen like three maybe four times. Do you like to play with the meat flaps on the red wagon? My wife is different. I guess what you gotta high-speed wagon and good free judgment free zone. And sometimes they don't even start because it doesn't end. So I mean, I have a high sex drive. She's just saying have phone with your listen guys. I got it. I got it. Tracy. Figure it out. I've only pollens. But you know, how to work your Furger the upright week you.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on If I Were You
"No. We're not single cool. We're very boring. You must have good wingman because they both got you girlfriend. This is interesting. I mean, this is a very complicated question. My instinctive is to not go out with him every weekend. My instinct is to sort of try to diversify. How who you're hanging out with and kind of not really tell them your plans all the time that can get tricky. And that can be I feel like this guy is his friend is a little immature. So we might get a little mad about that. But this is to betray his friend. Yeah. Because there's nothing I guess for me a wing man is a little like a little immature when you get older. You kinda just realize that everyone wants to get late like everyone wants to find someone everyone wants to have sex not need, your friend know, you have really don't like it's kind of very immature thing kind of postured by media. I think where it's like, we're not everyone's lonely. You know what I mean? Everyone's lonely and Horning like you're SO. It's like it's kind of like the women concept is so bizarre. Like, no one can help me have sex better that my best friend. Long. Do we have sex? A job. It's not a real. Just a frame I've ever been a man for someone. Have you ever tried to help definitely been a wing, man? What do you do in my twenty? What do you like what would you do? What's what's considered a good, man? I guess I think sort of sacrificing yourself because I think so I think if there's a group of girls at a bar, and you're with a group of guys the per the guy that goes over to talk to them is is sort of immediately seen as the biggest asshole. But it's like a sacrifice battle the gap. So like you can come over at make fun of me for making a fool of myself. And then like oh on this. Sorry. But I mean, not like super aggressive like I go over and spilling a drink on somebody. But you know, if I like say, hey, what are you guys do here? If people are like walk over and pour drink on your own. Take you perfect wing, man. I feel like that people on the outskirts of both groups can kind of like intermingle. See that's interesting. So yeah, I hadn't really thought about that. Okay. Here's what I think. You should do. I think you should tell your friend to let you beat the shit out of him. Like, I think he should I think he should say like, okay, go over to this group and be kinda douche. And then you be the hero and beat the shit out of him in front of these women. Right. And then do that a few times he'll stop wanting to be women because he's the guy that's constantly getting. Yeah. It's like, dude, if you really want me to have sex, and you know, feel the joy of Jackie Latian, then you'll let your cheeks in. Could women. Like chicken soup for the soul. You have to make being wingman. Joy. It has to he has to like he has to make being wing man like an unpleasant experience selfless job because you are doing the social suffering of trying to break the ice would kind of awkward without any of the joy of Jackie relation. Four. It's the shame of Nana. Jackie shen. Yeah. And then you bring it's the Robin Hood, you steal the Jack Hewlett from the register. Yeah. I do think going back to what Jake was saying. Like, everyone is alone, and the more you cannot think of this as like a game that people are playing and be straightforward with people about like, hey, I think you look pretty. You know, what actually take all? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a girlfriend so digital or through social wingman situation or was online dating actually? Okay. So you don't even need a wingman. Man, a wingman. Apple be kind of cool. So it's wingmen, but for online dating swipe for your friend, or I think that's like interesting theory. But like really I don't want to spend too much of my time, helping you get laid. It would be underused app. I've I've wingman. I wing man.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"All right here to either apologize or offer a bottle. We don't know. Great Bill Maher Bill. I feel terrible about oh, really. Terrible for those nerdy offended. I prepared. They've okay. I would like to make an official apology to all those wonderful nerds out there. Scott her okay. Shakespeare realtor it's in a grown man at the bat. Hang cup. Would he does is was so raw Bill bar? Yeah. It sounds. You have again, it's a kind of a sing song canes. That sounds insincere. No, I've seen Barry sincere. And you know, what else? I think there were other things in our culture, we need to respect to books. I it's. Izi pitchy spider into the rock and Roll Hall. Wow. To nominate rinky for the Pulitzer prize in his sick. He's being genuine the delivery that makes it sound sending. I guess so I mean this guy he came up with Spiderman iconic. By the guy that did by magic for hours. Or nothing happens. Okay. Nia? Well, that's part of the creativity. You know was like an atomic science radioactives. Oh, you'd be getting twenty but cancer. Got you name of that superhero? Bill. Your your line is breaking up a little can hear me. Okay. Can you hear me? Yes. Now, we can what about ant, man. I mean. That's cool. Oh, yeah. That's real. I wanted. Moral under mix of sand. Castles? I. You know, it's weird. I don't know why there's a law that when you go is your phone line. Good. Yeah. My can you hear me I can hear that part's always super clear, and then they try to explain express always break out. Or is it just it goes the Stanley wasn't happy with then. Yes. Sorry. Bill little trouble. We what we need. We need the good up this instead of worrying about what I they fix. Our folks. You're right. And look I don't like comic books either. And I've always found them to be weird waste of time and somewhat mostly homoerotic. I have this theory that when poyser twelve little bit gay, and they love all the big muscles. And the big by they I'll have a big package tween their legs and everything. So it's sort of questioning well, the skies home Aranas them, and they're all all these grown men are inside. And let me tell you something lowest Lang was a beard. Okay. Oh, really? Really way. There's no way that they were having sex his jacket would go straight to the top of her head. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're right. I mean, sperm superpowerful, Jack Hewlett. You know, I gotta say though, Bill, and I I'm I'm a little tentative about bring up my kids in front of my son does like these movies. You know, he loves the Spiderman old wolverine and all that stuff. Why would he has is a dead even plays with adult boxcars? No, I drive real. These are real cars. He's a race cars. Right. Right. Well, look, I think your kids are a little worried about them having used a dad, but they like nice little kids. Okay. All right Bill will let you go smoke pot with Sarah Silverman because it is so much. It is the middle of the day. And again, if you wanna apologize to Stanley or Stanley's state, I guess now by the time to do it. I stand by my statement had. By your side kick, Brian captain doesn't to shit. Okay. Wow. Look get him involved sites. Not a superpower. I listen to this show. Okay. Okay. Thanks bill. Appreciate all, right. Thank you. Bye. Captain doesn't Douches. Joe name. Identities. All right. What else we got? Well, I know we talked about the football game. But just a couple of pieces of trivia, I wanna make sure you knew the the Rams and the chiefs game they did set combined record setting one hundred five combined points, and did you know? So the Rams along the jets. Yeah. That was for Monday night, right? The game was Monday night. Parang record is four Monday night football. I was just about to tell you that thing. And so yes, so highest going Monday night football game ever also the third highest score in NFL history. It's also the first time in NFL team has scored at least fifty points and lost. Yeah. Big deal. This job. So Jimmy Kimmel live had its fourth annual special red benefits show the other night to raise money and awareness for the global fight against aids. And the highlight of the show was a duet. I don't know if you caught this. I did..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on H3 Podcast
"Reasonable stance there. I now I now Trump says that it's because of the poor force management and the liberal saves because the climate change. But I I have an alternate theory that it's the gays. Jesus. Now when two men rub Dick's together it can cause more than just a Jack Hewlett. Known for inflammatory claims pasture Kevin Swanson little subtle pun inflammatory claims. Maybe it is fun with pasture. Kevin Swanson is drying link between California's devastating wildfires in the state's embrace of same sex. Marriages while sounds foolproof. Yep. God's punishment of the Golden State for legitimising the sin of homosexual imagine being God. And you hate gay people that much. The first gay God must be really closeted or something because he hates gays like way too much. The first gay pride March occurred in San Francisco in nineteen seventy then San Francisco legitimize homosexuality nine hundred seventy two he said in two thousand five California state legislature became the first state in the nation to pass the same sex marriage law two thousand eighteen well, okay. You gotta have to draw more correlation than that. What is Jim Bakker Zack? Priest was similar views. One find a video I wanna watch the video of one of these guys jour-. Now. Now, a lot of people say that climate change is making the state dry. But what I say is that it's dragged butthole that's causing fires. What I say. Is that the gay people having way too much fun, and it's causing all these dang FIS? Please donate to my church because I need another private jet. What else we got here? Folks, we got what the F we got men with beards are more attractive than those who are clean-shaven really agree. Really new study finds hung, Dan. Have you found that to be the case you seem shocked? Well, you know, all of us as having a beard, not helps you there's outliers. Well, just imagine how how rough would be if you're shaving. Well, that's true. That's a good point. I mean, have you gone? Have you been beardless in the past? And to be honest, very rarely like not since I was a teenager. Basically, I've I've had a beard. Well, I have had a beard pretty much since I could. And I'll tell you that when I cleaned shave. I feel like monster feel. Yeah. Also, it really like if you come to kiss meal, something it feels horrible to you. Don't win you perfectly a becomes like sandpaper. Yeah. I hate it..
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
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"jack hewlett" Discussed on Diet Starts Tomorrow
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"jack hewlett" Discussed on Las Culturistas
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"jack hewlett" Discussed on Working Interferences Dental Podcast for Dentists
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"jack hewlett" Discussed on Almost 30 Podcast
"Or the hand can grip it can grip and hold and move so that's what it's meant to be able to do so the g spot than is usually sustained penetration in that area and then the woman allowing her vagina to open an even bear down and then if she needs to she feels like she has is or is it it's jack hewlett jack hewlett it's jacket or sometimes she won't actually scored anything out it'll just be the g spot orgasm but in either case you just go with the feeling and if you feel self conscious or nervous about it and if you're like really trying to get to g spot orgasm then put some towels down but a whole bunch of towels on the bed so that you don't feel self conscious you know even a little bit that might cause you to stop in the middle of the process can every woman i guarantee a hundred percent that every single woman can she just needs the right tool so the right direction and also this huge percentage of opening that's probably seventy percent of the deal is how much she's really opening surrendering it could have impeccable technique and if she's not willing to let go and relax she won't get there so how could we with the vagina how could you wake up a number jonah the jada yoni eggs or an excellent to oh like the way i teach jay practice isn't just a physical a series of physical exercises it's about energetically reconnecting to the vagina to these parts of your body using guided visualizations to inhabit this part of our anatomy that most of us have become dissociated from and not overriding the jonah so listening to the jonah's so when you're jonah is wet it wants to have sex when your vagina is not wet it's not ready to have sex because we've we've had on we we were talking about like hormone health.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Guys We F****d
"That's what i said when i went on birth control my y'all can't bust in me right now i mean birth control you can use a condom that's literally the point of a condom anyway i'm moving on but since i'm a giver i'm always accepting of someone busting in my mouth busting what a word however i've come across an issue where the morning after i swallow i wake up with horrible diarrhea and stomach pains i was wondering if you or anyone you know have ever experienced something like this it's not so much of a problem because i haven't been staying over at anyone's place afterwards right now it's just a nuisance in my life and i'd like to find out whether or not i'm alone in this problem hopes hear back from you okay all right so i'm gonna solve your problem or at least give you some information on it but number one there's a lot of things in this email that bothered me yeah the giving giving you so it's like you're like this isn't a problem because the only problem would be if you had a diarrhea in the guy's house no the problem is that you are allowing yourself to do something that is physically repulsive to you and causing you pain don't do it and he'll don't do it anymore don't have this law there's a difference between being a giver and then just being someone who's getting fucking walked all over and getting come in your throat by people who aren't even your boyfriend or in my life this is out of control not all no one chooses in your throat unless you're okay with this she's an eye down i mean i don't i don't even know maybe you're not even it's not even grossing you out but on some blue visceral level your body is saying stop doing this and why we have to listen to our bodies so i what i'll oftentimes in your head can't make a decision your body will and other gems so i went to go ask alice which is columbia dot edu site that i go to they have they have a lot of interesting question answers to kind of off the grid problems i will say and so two people wrote in about getting diarrhea when they get jack hewlett.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Ologies
"A the schemes gland i would really thought i misheard her what was this word she was saying okay y'all there is a thing called a schemes gland i shook it was named after a scottish gino from the 1800s whose surname could have easily been proberber or vagina mechanic and in two thousand two it was renamed the female prostate which still seems weird that's a needed addica maelk whatever schemes glands are near the end of the gene now they drain into the urethra and they may be near or part of the gspot and i love how even wikipedia is like maybe i don't know man also they may be a source of female and jack hewlett which is still hotly debated and somehow there's a sportscar floating in the asteroid belt right now blasting david bowie but noone knows definitively like if there is a whole other orgasm situation uh by the by learning about this was almost as thrilling as the time i found out that my previous has an extra secret compartment underneath the cup holders it's the perfect size to stash like a gun or really realistically a small loaf of zucchini bread okay back to vaginal stimulation and why it works for some people but isn't enough for others for some people even just that friction pulls the clitoris up and down which can be pleasure boats a dad's the part of sexual penetration as good it's not the actual grazing along the sides of the walls so you're not abnormal if you find because no one's putting in a tampon and be like oh we're all just get it done right.
"jack hewlett" Discussed on Ben Greenfield Fitness
"So this is all based on genetics and activity and a whole bunch of other factors but let's say that you're not supplementing with testosterone so you're hightestosterone is not a result of you like neil for example shutting down the ability of europe it to a terry glands to 'cause you're you're going adds to release luton ising hormone which can happen if you take a whole bunch of testosterone and instead is just a natural fact of your natural testosterone production while in this case you're likely a symptomatic right so high testosterone side effects would be insomnia raging appetite a lotta time sore muscles shrunken balls lower sperm count a lower a jack hewlett volume this is from hind tests astra this would be from hightestosterone hair loss because of high to soften can get converted into into dht which can cause hair loss and in addition of that extremely high levels of unnatural testosterone the blood could contribute to increased risk for a mile cardio infarction form of a heart attack and the development of china co macedonia or increased breast tissue because of the roman possession of that testosterone in two estrogens that's why you should never ever be on any kind of testosterone supplement without regular checkins on your blood levels of testosterone to make sure that it's not getting too high however there are no studies that i could find anywhere in which there were any health issues linked with excess testosterone win that excess testosterone was not caused via exogenous supplementation with testosterone period not an issue at all the only people that appear to need to worry about extest astaas thrown or those getting it from the use of anabolic steroids.