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Justice Department Hits Google With Antitrust Lawsuit
"Few weeks ago we were all on pins and needles expecting a lawsuit from the US federal government against Google and on Tuesday after a fourteen month. Long investigation that lawsuit arrived the US Department. Of Justice and eleven states have filed suit against Google arguing that the company has used unfair practices to preserve its search and search advertising monopoly. Here to break all the details down with me, records Peter Kafka Hey Peter hit Teddy. So how a deal is this is a very big deal. This is the most consequential antitrust action against a big Tech Company that we've seen since nineteen ninety, eight I don't know what you are doing in one thousand, nine, hundred, eight I was actually still falling technology news back. Then that's when that's when the US government sued. And we've gone twenty plus years, and now we've got the government's suing Google and we knew that this was coming for a while right and we talked about on the show with Shrink Afari a few weeks ago we didn't have specifics we didn't exactly know. What the lawsuit was going to allege that Google's done you've spent the morning digging in talking to a bunch of parties reading the suit tell me what the main argument, the US federal government is making. So I'm going to caveat this. This is the beginning of a process that's going to take years, and so the initial complaint from from the US government. Is the initial complaint it is going to change over time through discovery. Okay. people are going to add to this. It's going to be a living document as we say, but the big picture here is is this to start with the US government saying Google has an illegal monopoly and search that it maintains it focuses mostly on the idea of Google paying. Mobile, phone manufacturers like apple like Samsung fees, either directly or indirectly to give it pole position for its for search engine which then makes it search engine dominant, and then it gives it a an unfair advantage in search ads. So it starting with search and adding on search ads in it is mostly focused on the idea of Google spending billions of dollars a year to give itself, prime? Placement. Your phone and yeah and to the average person of sitting here thinking what does this case kind of boil down to it's basically that Not just that Google is too big right but that Google has unfairly made itself. So essential in all of our lives. That's the overall thrust of all the antitrust and all the tech reform conversations we're having, which is all of these tech companies, Google and facebook, and Amazon, and apple are have gotten so big and they're not really restrained by government in any way, and this has been going on for years and decades and someone should should do something about it, and this is really the first. Concrete who've we've seen from the government in sort of the modern Internet era trying to rein in these big tech companies. All right. So I'm guessing Google to not throw them a big hug. What's their response to this Google response is, Hey, we have an awesome search engine. What's your problem with this by the way it's free so we're not harming any consumers with their awesome Search engine by the way when we spend billions of dollars and give that money to apple and Samsung or do people who use our android software for free, they get to deliver awesome phones to you for less money than they would have normally because we're helping to subsidize that what's your problem by the way? The idea of giving people money to get better placement is not. A new idea it happens all the time. When you go to your grocery store, your target or Walmart people have paid to have their products on the shelf or on an end cap they pay different prices depending on where they get placed. This is not a new idea, and by the way we've done all this in the open for years. Yeah. You get the sense that Google. Sees this as an existential threat at all I mean. I. Wonder to what extent This is a financial risk for Google. Stock Market said no big deal Google share prices trading higher than it was Google has faced these kinds of accusations and lawsuits in Europe for years there is definitely a possibility the the US wins a lawsuit and there are structural a reform is made in. Google. was forced to do something drastic like split it's android business from its search business. We're not sure as possible. This could be a way to break it up. Yeah. It's it is possible. There is a wedge here that you could use to break it up. There's also the possibility that. Spends years fighting the DOJ and it gets it takes its eye on the ball and or it doesn't make moves that it would want to make because it's in a lawsuit and it has one upset the government anymore, and this is what people at Microsoft said happened at Microsoft when they were fighting the US government twenty years ago. Microsoft ended up winning that because sort of there was going to break up settlement for for Microsoft and ended up not happening in Microsoft kind of got away with punishment except that Microsoft ended up missing out entirely on the mobile business and there are Microsoft people who say we did that because we we took our eye off the ball and There's an argument that just bringing the lawsuit and just occupying Google. Is Sort of a punishment in and of itself Peter you mentioned your story which talked about the fact that there's a lot of people on both the left and the right who've been calling to break up big tech. He's going after Google. Specifically, you made a great point which is that you had this sort of unlikely alliance between the trump justice department, which is bringing this lawsuit and folks on the Left like Elizabeth Warren who are. Glad. That Google is getting some skirting for the first time in a while. They're very glad and to be clear you know it's not just that it's a left right thing. I mean, the Lisbeth Warren Detests Bill. Burr she calls him a corrupt trump crony who should resign. And then literally, in the next sentence in a statement, they gave to me said and he should go ahead and pursue this lawsuit. And you know it's as basic as as anime enemy is my friend. The slightly more sophisticated argument is we can't wait to work with the DOJ that we love. We need to work with the DOJ we have. We've been waiting to restrain google for a decade or more, and we can't wait on this. It's gotta go. I want to ask about the timing of this. there. have been reports that this was sort of sped out right that there's an election coming up once every possible accomplishment that he can talk about to happen before Election Day. Do you see any evidence that this was rushed at all or what do you make of kind of reporting that? This is politically motivated to at least begin to unfold before Election Day there was a report from the New York Times in particular said. There's dissension within the DOJ career staff wanted to go slower and that bar was moving to make this go faster and he wanted to happen this fall. The intimation is this would be sort of a political action. It's possible. We certainly have seen Donald Trump rail against big tech companies especially in the last couple of weeks, he has to set anything about this suit today and and to be fair this is a little a little abstract I think for people to sorta understand and you know. I'm not a political expert, but it doesn't seem like this is going to move a vote. That said, you know it's Donald Trump era everything's very weird and and it's To ask questions about something like like the timing on this right? I mean. The timing is step back. Though as you mentioned earlier, this is a years long game. You know he trump I get to say he's begun the lawsuit, but obviously, this is not happening. Yeah. A more practical way of thinking about or another another way of thinking about it that folks have suggested to me is this is likely the biggest case in bill bars career and that if he doesn't file it now or at least before. He may not get a chance to file it because Donald Trump may not be president come January. So the rushes for Bill Bar to get this thing through and have his stamp on it. This a lawsuit that is gonNA live for a long time. Right it could live in Abidin Justice Department right and that he wanted to be the one to bring yes it may sir it is very likely to continue a Biden Justice Department and that bill bars looking at this sort of with a historical frame like this will be my contribution to antitrust.
Saturday Night Live recap: Bill Burr hosts, Jim Carrey plays the debate fly
"Live again last night Back live host Bill, Burr says. New York is bad. You see, Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West Side. New York is back, baby way for a minute. City started looking like a giant bed, bath and beyond, And then Ricky took one in the chops. The show's also took on on the the pence. pence. Harris Harris vice vice presidential presidential debates, debates, with with Beck Beck Bennett Bennett taking taking on on the the role role of of Pence. Pence. Maya Maya Rudolph Rudolph playing playing Paris Paris like like to to hear hear the the vice vice president's president's response, response, and and while while he he speaks speaks I'm I'm going going to to smile smile at him like I'm in a T. J. Maxx in a white lady asked me if I work here. Jim Carrey also returned to SNL. He played the fly that landed on Pence's head. Former
'Saturday Night Live' is back in studio
"SNL is starting back up. which is still weird to me. Again, this is weird to me but they've announced the first two host. They're going to have bill burr and Easter Ray hosting on the tenth October tenth and October Seventeenth, and the fact that they're going to be back in studio with all like. Like is there going to be an audience? There's absolutely no way that can be an audience. How does live sketch comedy? Work without an audience it's very strange So we'll see what it is but. If it's me I'd be telling everyone why aren't you still shooting from the attic shoot from your house is how I feel about it. So you know this is one of many reasons why I not in charge of production things in Hollywood never never be the person who choose to do that I'm excited to see both of these hosts does not under the circumstances so. I look forward to watching these on youtube after the air.
"bill burr" Discussed on ID10T with Chris Hardwick
"The craftsman houses out here. Even some of these newer like really modern looking ones. They're getting a little hacky 'cause they open floor plan like my me and my wife always watched these. Million Dollar listing Lord of our or planned that's our jam. You know and it's always a giant White House with these big sliding white doors, you know downtown to Ocean Views Infinity Pool. They always such things like clean lines is another thing just really clean lines really open concept. You know the kitchen can see through over the living room. It's like well. Some floor plans are make sense for open concept, but you know but the. Outdoor living. They all have that then the all half. Mike for the backyard. They all have like the concrete slab with the little stripper grass outlying. That's a big thing. I notice like almost like hacky construction hacky comedy. Yes. Like when I first came out to L. A. Above. Ten fifteen years ago these. Garage. Door with the frosted windows. Everybody, had to have that, and now you look at it and it's like somebody wearing baggy jeans or. The Baggy Jeans version of the IT's like it's definitely from it's like, okay. This house was redone in the two thousands. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like it's like the ED hardy hat you know or like the Yes. L. The bond guts Vonda. Jets might version of that is always. The phrase granite countertops I don't I'm not a big fan of like that early two thousands, granite countertop but on. So many shows in it's a lot of the ones where it's a lot of the. Like the ones that don't have hosts where people are just looking at three houses and then they pick one, they will always go granite countertops. Those countertops gross. They're like Orange Pink grants like not like it's it's so early two thousands you know. That that to me is that you watch it. Another bad one is when they go marble connor tops and that's one of those things where you spilled tea on it and it just immediate horace whatever that means they can't get disdain out. So it's basically if you never use. You never use the kitchen. It looks like Jesus could give a sermon there. Yeah. But the second Jamaica piece of toast. You dislike. I like I like would. In like I, like the the tiles and shit like that. But I've really gotten into I, just sort of like I'm Super Frugal. So I just sort of I really live vicariously through watching.
Pete Davidson on "The King of Staten Island"
"Life now it twenty six P. Davidson's life may be about to change all over again I need somebody to tattoo I'm I'm running out of workers manning consistent Obama right in the king of Staten Island he is co author and star of its first major film the better drifting twenty something from new York's least celebrated borough it's a film he says is about seventy five percent autobiographical so this is a lovely Staten Island yes this is the lovely Staten Island coast Staten Island is also the place it Pete Davidson calls home you live below us I live in the base do you feel like Staten Island is part of you is it in you are you like a Staten Island guy yeah I'm exactly what's that island is someone living in their mom's face what are you gonna do are you gonna get a job or you can leave the house I don't know I'm I'm gonna open that's had two restaurants in the movie Davidson's character is struggling after his father a firefighter dies in the line of duty at least you got to know one well you're lucky to get to know okay because that's why you're almost normal we got to know me well known that he was like lows guy ever and that will ruin the rest of your life and if that doesn't exactly sound like a comedy night even with Marisa Tomei as mom and bill Burr is the guy trying to date her a flirting with me I have he yeah a lot this is the subtle Davidson has had a lifetime to find the humor in it I'm resting your starter yeah nice to meet you I just always wanted to show where I'm coming from pretty much like how a tragedy affects a family and I think like there hasn't been many of those movies that are like really honest and transparent his own father died responding to the attacks on the World Trade Center when Davidson was just seven do you remember the moment you found out I don't remember the moment I found out but I remember when I started to get curious because a lot of his friends would be coming over and he wasn't over then I started to put two and two together that maybe something was wrong when people have something that happened to them often it's a like a dividing line in their life and there's everything before and these are the after right did you feel like even though you're only a kid you are already a changed person yeah absolutely one of my best friends is is forever gone Hey I'm seventeen so unfortunately if you ladies you know keep it down yeah because you'll go to jail but comedy became a way to cope and as a team he started doing open Mike nights in Manhattan which led to what he was sure would be his only season of Saturday Night Live I
Lessons Learned From The Iowa Caucuses, And Danger Signs Ahead
"I'm encouraging everyone to get out and give a separate the clapper Joe Biden I don't know the results and I with the I know we got rolled over last night he lost the lot he lost third fourth or fifth place we'll figure it out in the course of the day I'm joined by Byron York of the Washington examiner to talk about three things is state of the union tonight the impeachment acquittal tomorrow and the Iowa fiasco last like good morning Byron good morning June which order and were you up all night no I wasn't actually I actually I will I will tell you on our caucus story which is as you know there are a few journalists here in the morning and and all all of them were covering the democratic caucuses so I thought to myself I get here on Thursday in time to go to the president's rally it was clear the president I had a pretty large operation in Iowa and it was not because he was terrified of Joe Walsh or bill weld it was because he was trying to win the general election to get it in the bag while Democrats were still struggling to find their candidate now we didn't know how much how struggling they work so what I did was I went to a Republican caucus last night in Ames Iowa but forty minutes north of the mind and if they did this radical they voted once they counted the votes and I reported the results all my gosh you're kidding me and so it what was interesting you know AT and another thing I did years I I also went to a campaign event from Joe walls the former Republican congressman who is challenging the president does want to see how how this worked out and I don't know if you've seen the results but statewide from one ninety seven point one nine percent of the vote and walls one one point zero eight percent and bill weld on last year's governor one one point two seven percent so so Joe bill Burr Joe beat Bill Joe Walsh rebel our world no no no no bill weld bead Walsall world world up one point two seven percent to Walsh's one point zero eight percent that's got a first test for never come Republican challenges and it did not go well that's got a thing to lose to Bill well I'm sorry Joe Joe used to be on the Salem radio network and and it and so sorry Joe our condolences Byron let's talk a little bit about the hunter gatherer aspect of the trump campaign when it comes to data because I believe that's what the rallies are about I believe that with the caucuses were about the president's gathering that you attended on Tuesday night they are looking for the data they are and and they're also looking to make an impression the for people who might not remember in nineteen eighty four in February of nineteen eighty four Ronald Reagan as president he's headed to a huge reelection he certainly has no we nomination worries and he comes to the moment and that's the point in Waterloo used to rallies on caucus day when the Democrats are trying to choose their candidate and the Democrats are outraged the service is done it is not worthy of a president but Reagan did it and he really kind of took some of the oxygen out of the room for Democrats now Jeff Kaufmann who is the chairman of the Republican Party here and I was set back in June he told president trump about this and you know Mister president and Ronald Reagan did this in the end if growth Democrats not now I think other people probably recommend this as well but sure no problem was here and got in about seven to eight thousand people it great university and would that was far greater than any other Democrat in the event that any Democrat had plus trump brought a long list of circuits his his family cabinet members members of Congress Republican governors I was that the the caucus where Donald Trump junior spoke and they stepped up their social media and as you say they got all the information everybody came to the rally and then of course you have the information for value comes to the to the caucus and by the way they registered to vote a bunch of new people last night as well now they will move on I think yeah election effort but I think that circus will move on to New Hampshire even as the zombie campaign of Biden struggles forward the president tweeted thirty seven minutes ago by right New York the democratic caucus is an unmitigated disaster nothing works just like they ran the country remember the five billion dollars obamacare website that should have cost two percent of that the only person that can claim a very big victory in Iowa last night is quote trump close quote I don't think the president's going to allow this to pass I'm remarked upon all day long any may even bring up the state of the union Byron York I would think I would think and and by the way it it does appear that that vice president Biden did not do so well and I did go to his last event in here in deadline before the caucus and I will I will say though just a few things one the the questions about whether he has the vigor required for a long hard campaign those are really open questions that really he's not a high energy campaigner at this point he brought circuit like Chris Dodd and John Kerry which really gave the impression that he is a man of the past not really electrify anybody from the stage with use the most important thing was really interesting you spoke for more than twenty minutes and did not mention any of the Democrats most important issues no healthcare no climate change no gun violence no tops Isshin it was really extraordinary all he talked about without terrible crumple as any displayed no vision for the future beyond bringing things back to how they were when Joe Biden was in office so I you know I think a lot of Democrats look at that campaign is that this is just not working and when we do finally get results from last night we'll probably gonna see that the team by noon put out at five hours ago by bill Russo any campaign saying they wanted putting out in completing numbers is contributing to the chaos and misinformation they would like very much to move on before a fourth or fifth place finish is finalized I don't think they can escape that Byron but let's turn to impeachment I believe there will be an acquittal I don't know if it will be bipartisan do you have any reporting on that I don't I do not have any insight I I do know that efforts to try to censure the president I think you're completely doomed if you remember in nineteen ninety eight there were some Democrats in the Clinton impeachment nine nine or some Democrats who wanted to censure the president and not not impeach him but house Republicans went ahead and impeach the president of course they had a trial and a lot of Democrats who waited he's just been impeached and he had a trial that's a pretty big censure right there so I do not see any Republicans in the Republican supporting the center specially wanted strongly worded as Joe mentioned was circulating yesterday now I also want to make sure I get your reaction Byron I begin the program by saying lord bless and keep Rush Limbaugh I'm a prank I don't know if you are but he the ease the fellow who built the talk radio mall I just got a I'm a tenant like everyone else is I got Nordstrom in that
The Mandalorian Deep Dive
"Let's take a look at I. Guess the mandatory series win. You got done watching it. I guess. How overall satisfied were you with it up and down for you like this episode was good? But this episode is kind of a Dud. What what was your first impression as a whole I think I'd dug the whole the whole series whole a few more times? I really dug it from beginning to end when it was down it was still great. Its lowest points were still pretty high points. Okay overall. I really dug it but I also have like a huge love of Westerns and Samurai movies. And this kind of felt like it kind of felt like a way for star wars to play in a new sandbox. It felt very reminiscent of the original trilogy while also managing to kind of have its identity. Yes okay segues is into a good point. I noticed right away on the series the simple things like the fades from scene to scene. Where the same little you'll circular fades aides or sideswipe fades from? Yeah from you hope. You cannot do that when I graduated from film school. One of one of the things they told us in in film school is don't ever do that. It looks it looks amateur. It looks bad. Really for whatever reason star wars can do it and the reason they the reason they can do it is because they just kind of did it at a time when they were defining what Star Wars. This is so when episode four came out or Star Wars or the original movie nineteen seventy seven when that came out already visually. It was so distinct and so oh very specifically star wars that it can incorporate silly things like a like a cross dissolve across fade or a circle Michael Fade or whatever you wanNA call them It can do that because it is star wars and and if you saw that if you went to go watch the avengers and and you see that really slow white from the right side of the screen to the left side of the screen to transition. It would look very out of place in Lynn very artificial because because that's not part of cinema language but it is a part of Star Wars language and incorporating that into the man. delorean was something. I've thought was incredibly smart. Yes you actually see that in things like Djeddai Fallen Order And a lot of video games as well. Okay we'll incorporate that in the cut scenes it just it's A. It's an easy visual indicator that this is star wars I love that when I saw that on the very episode. That was one of the simple simple fan services that the what other fans services or things did you see that Cairo. I the main thing. The first first thing I saw for sure was was the rifle and everybody talks about the right okay but it deserves to be talked about talking about man. Does the knife owned the mandatory rifle. Yeah it's It's it's kind of like a long rifle with a tuning fork. Yes that was Boba Fett rifle in the holiday special which is the infamous holiday special which I've seen and it is as bad as everybody says and it's not like it's not like a challenge to go watch it do do not watch it. Don't and watch it. It's not it's not even worth laughing at. It's it's so hard to watch but In the BLU ray release of the Star Wars The star awards box set episodes one through six on the bonus disc. There's actually an Easter egg on their. That has the entire animated segment from the holiday special. Yes so you can actually see that and it's really cool but in that segment it's very much like a Ralph Bakshi inspired character design. It's really Kinda cool but you do see Z.. BOBA FETT teaming up with Luke at first and then he betrays him but he's got this weird rifle that should never ever work and everybody thought it was a cool looking rifle. I never thought we'd seen it and live action. Let alone we would disintegrate people. Yes that was another little throwback to empire pyre when vader tells Boba Fett notice integration. Yes because he had that rifle and rifle disintegrates. Yes it does look a little bulky on him but they still make it work. It works completely nothing about again. That goes back to what I was saying before about the visual language of star wars and again in the empire strikes rex back in the original theatrical cut. There's a shot on cloud city of a guy running through running through cloud city as it's being attacked by the empire but he's holding. What's supposed to look like a futuristic device but even in the eighties? Everybody was like that is an ice cream maker. Awesome husband was just running with an ice cream maker but they brought that back And so the the client played by Verna Herzog. He actually carrying all of his best car in one of those ice cream. Oh and so. That is another throwback that I really so when he opens up the best guard the open up that containers just the ice cream maker and it's the same kind of ice cream maker that that that extra was carrying awesome and it's Super Fund. It has no bearing on anything. If you didn't know that it's it doesn't take away or add anything to it except for the factory like I know that the super fans hansel catch it. Sure the casual fan okay. Whatever you know they won't even notice it but still get to enjoy it absolutely? Yeah and the show is filled with stuff like that. There is an episode where the episode with Bill Burr where they go to like a heist episode. Yes super the prison ship. Yeah there is one on living person on that ship. That person was played by Matt. Land Her who was the voice of anecdotes skywalker in the clone wars. Yeah and a whole bunch of other stuff but it's cool to have that clancy brown played a de Veroni wasn't Ronin. He was different. He was a different species. He was the red guy the horn. Yeah but The Big Guy. Yeah but that was clancy Brown. who was the voice of sabotage press and a bunch of other true in the rebels? Yeah and and Star Wars rebels he was sabotage press. It was really cool to see people from the animation side of things being incorporated into the live action. which is the kinds of stuff? I want to see moving forward with specific characters. Sure On the inverse of that you know we're we're getting to see live action or we're getting see animation people in live action and on the mandatory and then also in Rizal Skywalker. We got sorry guys. I'm talking about it. We got to hear. Canaan from rebels was one of the voices. You heard you heard Soka. You heard every you know people who were doing voices specifically for the cartoons in for for super fans you know which if I may indulge myself they already introduced you as a superfan. Oh good good a resident expert. Sorry whatever is just whatever cooler than I actually am but it was really fun to be able to to see those things. And if let's say I'm talking to you Leigh and you have no idea who Canaan is and we see rise skywalker you're thinking it's super cool because you're seeing this really cool scene. I think it's super cool because I'm seeing is really cool scene and also Kanaan's yeah and so it's just kind of another little the thing and and the reason I bring rays of Skywalker with this is because it's all happening right now right now You know we can. We can talk about this next year when you know when I owned the box set of the man delorean and I own the skywalker. Saga and I can watch those at the same time and and it doesn't necessarily have the same effect because we can watch it whenever this is something unique to December of two thousand nineteen this is as we're experiencing the lore. which again there are some of us like like you and I who will watch the cartoons and the TV shows and read the books and read the comments but there are are some people who only will take the movies or now the TV shows as that's all they know about wars and that's totally cool but at this point you know we saw in the Manda Laurean the child the baby iota used the force to heal somebody and a week later? We're watching the rise of skywalker skywalker. And we're seeing those same force. Power is being used and just from a serial point of view for storytelling. I I'm completely fascinated by. I'm really really excited that I can experience it this way and nobody else was going to experience it this way in now even now. We're we're staring at the New Year here in the next couple of days. People aren't going to be able to experience it that way anymore. Because it's already happened past and it's kind of a lightning in a bottle
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Yeah they do Frank Lloyd right well. Yeah L. Ron Hubbard. I'll tell her right. There was a Frank Lloyd Wright Hotel in the middle of Guy Yeah and it was this this shit so we stayed there. That's wild we flew. We flew into like Detroit or something. I don't forget what we flew Maybe Chicago something like that. And then we took like this little plane there. Yeah so of course it was like a little plane and we're GONNA die. It's like no. They have technology. There's all kinds of the pilots have kids. The pilots WANNA stay life. Thank focus on them and it was also a woman pilot and you we could like see her and it was sitting there like it was like nothing. He has a difference like my buddy was I. Another buddy freaked freaked out which should be woman when women should not be fucking pilots. I'm saying they've gone through probably went to extra bullets. I'm saying there have to be twice as good. I hope yes. What with all this bitching on social media? They might have been pressured into a higher. Which I've seen in sports? They'll push someone into the broadcast booth before they're fucking ready to be like say. Hey we have a vagina. That's what I can tell us about female president. The worst thing that could happen is someone. That's not ready does it. They go see this. This is why we shouldn't have a female president. This is why it's just going to actually make the stereotype true if you put someone in before. They're ready. I don't like the Democrat trend too of like after the guys president than the wife runs. I I don't understand that one at all because it's the thing of it's like I've dated a couple guys that decided to become become comedians. After we dated like did I make it seem so easy that look easy. You didn't see me for eight days at a time I cry. Why is every Sunday and you see me just like why? Why just like this women career politicians who have the experience but than someone who is rubbing elbows? I saw someone. Doing the same thing is going to bid on that should Tom. Brady's wife be the next quarterback of the rams because he left some play books around. I don't know but this new pressure that like a first lady is actually a job and that they have the way to the thank. You don't how about whatever it was like. Why does an oprah run for president the worst? I'm not going to name any names but through celebrities have thrown their fucking hat in the ring. It's just like do you understand that. Do you see how these people age each. You know what that is. That's not the economy. That's the dead bodies. That's the dead babies that the drone hit you. Don't you don't shake that off. This isn't just Christmas mistreats holiday. How much high of fucking fame buzzer you looking for that? You WanNA sticky. You're making some stupid fucking movie or a bunch of people die. But they don't Oh die and now you WanNa fuck and actually do that for real. You WanNa do that. You WanNa fucking have your finger on the nuke button. That's you're you're out of your out. Do the parades as you want to get on the helicopter. They think that it's like the king and the Queen we don't have a king and Queen we have a president that is responsible for real. Shit I think I think with all the like King Kong. Kate Middleton and Prince. We're not run. I look at them like you know like when I used to do a thing like when you're flight gets canceled and everybody yells at the the person tearing the tickets and then like I never flying your airline again. It's like my airline like that person is literally there to tear tickets and then get yelled at when Shit goes wrong. That is there. You're fucking or at least part of the job. The president that's it that's wave and get blamed for fucking everything and there's people yeah like he makes he makes like fucking forty grand a year that much money they have to split eighteen year old kids writing songs on Youtube. Make more fucking money than the president of the United States so sure you don't think he has to fuck an answer to somebody the fuck Outta here. Anyway you were talking about our email pilot female pilot going. Oh yeah so we flew it was fucking great. Yeah that was awesome and All geeking out looking at all the different things that they have to do. Because it's totally different. It's the same principles but completely different and helicopters. Yeah the we can kind of stop in the air. And if they stopped they just fucking dead as they have like the whole glide slope and the three degrees and all the shit that they have to fuck in lineup It scares me and I am. I mean yeah I mean yeah it's That the show is not for the faint of heart. No we went there and it's in the they have not changed it ever since they had it. So it's like stepping back in time. They changed the green room a little bit but they had they literally have like it locked. They have the phone booth where it's Kinda more buddy holly on the phone. Call his wife for the last time and It was yeah it was you help. I don't know I I kinda ran a stadiums to go to so now i. I'm kind of on this music thing where I just try to go to like like I'm doing this. Venue in Memphis coming up in a huge stevie Ray Vaughan double-trouble fan and Tommy Shannon Chris Layton Reese windings. I'd fucking love that band and I. I saw this this clip of them a new clip Kinda came up with some live stuff that in Memphis I'd never seen and I was like. Oh Wow what are they playing in Memphis it was like oh the orpheum I where am I going orpheum and they. They did Redo at one time. Because I get really into that whole walking on the same if they redid it. I don't give a flop but if you're walking on the same yeah you feel like that Magic Geico. That energy is somehow in there and like my last Stand up thing I did like I. My favorite concert footage led Zeppelin and John Bonus. That's when my favorite drummers was in Royal Albert Hall in like that was the big thing of get pushed through where I was like this Robert Plant stood and John Bonham's drums were right fucking. I couldn't believe it I couldn't in. It's still kind of looks the same. So that's cool. Yeah it was like yeah. It gave me the chills that recent recent is it. Is it sort of like you know as a standup at you're like okay. I'm selling out theaters. I'm selling out stadiums. You know I'm bill now. Kevin Hart spills out stadiums. I I'm theorist AH. MSG is not a game The forum is a arenas whenever And then it becomes about like okay. The thrill is now that you can process. That's all that or have gone through it now. It's like okay. Get to be in the presence of greatness Y Y you try to still be a fan and then you still try to improve and then you block out. Call compliments and criticism except for the your. You know the people that you trust. I don't know if somebody's GonNa you know you kind of doing this too much. I will you know that somebody I respect. I listened to but I'm I'm not gonNA listen to you. Know some random person on on social media. You have your Go-to people that are like telling me that joke isn't funny or like because of what the fuck do you normally. What do you do for a living You he's a fucking build cars. I'm GonNa tell you you put the transmission in the wrong way of the fuck. Do I know about it. You know you do you do I do what I do. You don't have to like it. I have a friend that I've known forever from Boston And he knew me before I did stand up. And he's the person I go to to run things by anything and I show him specials. That's show show them everything because I know he'll always tell the truth like do you have that person in your life is India. Yeah Yeah it is when she finally gives it up. uh-huh wife's job. They gotTA keep you trust. You Trust her judgment Yellen most then this stuff. I'm just like now you don't get it you don't get it. That's funny I I believe in. I know what I'm doing with this and I'm going to get there like A bit my act that I'm doing right now that the first time I did it like two women started screaming at me and I told him to go fuck themselves and then he waited for me afterwards. It was a big fuck. You Fuck you thing and you know I cooled off slipped by three days later and I was like all right. That's not what I want to be Doing when I'm up there so I was like I need to figure out how how to say what I'm saying so people here and now I'm doing that gets like the best and a really positive it it turned into into like. Yeah this more like you know when I really got down to what the fuck I was trying to say. Right chiseling at the marble. Now that's why people shouldn't shouldn't like film comics and stuff and then just posted up there. I mean if people do that then you can't be like it's a work. I'm fucking working on the ship. It's not done yet. I didn't say it was done. This is there's no way to safely work out yonder bags to put people's phones in it shows. I haven't but I I maybe I will. It all depends like it's it's upsetting when people do that I don't think people do it maliciously. I think they are actually doing it. Because they're fan but they you don't realize how they're ruining all the surprise endings to all your ideas. That's it's not like Because I because I think a lot of them go to see bands and bands crew. Yeah man get my music out there. it's not to me. Sometimes I think a lot of people now I think after the Louis thing with the the say in the the Chapelle thing they everyone wants to get the thing where comic slips you know. Yeah and it's just like we're we're already out of bounds when we walk on stay. That's what you're going to send right. That's right now. We're lusty going out of balance. I don't I don't think that exists much anymore. Yeah they try to fuck and some of us we pick about how offended people were okay about so much fucking shit unless where is that. No no it. Isn't it just ephemeral outrage. It's a drug that word means by Monroe Federal. It's it's Easily turned over. Its it's quick fast it's here and then it's gone. People are poor. Yes I had to work fucking looking harder to try to go to college I used to I remember. I was such a Weirdo In High School I hate when people say that I hate it when people are like. I was a nerd in high school but I was just like I was just like a weird like loan around like laundry and I used to read the dictionary and memorize try to memorize words because I didn't have an sat tutor. So I I would memorize words so you had to get you had to take the initiative. Yeah I knew woman that a long time ago. Why am I gonNA say her name but she was and she was? She danced on Broadway. And I wasn't I wasn't seen or anything but she like her remember. The story was like her mother was like. Yeah I think using or whatever and she just got herself out of it because she figured out through other people what she needed to do and just come home. Mom sign this sinus the sinus and she got the fuck out and I always. I always admired that. It was like wow. I wonder if I would have had the wherewithal to do that. And I was like probably probably not not for a while. I don't think I would seem like she figured it out as a kid when you come from call call him a lot of times you realize real quick like I'm the adult here here. I need to run shit. You know I was definitely doing that. I was making lunches making dinners than I was like. I know I'm not going to get an sat tutor all the kids at school. Have A fucking tutor. I need a tutor myself. I used to to to a really bad place. It was at one of those green room jokes. I could've just a green room joke. I blew the landlords. Could do all the adult shit. Keep the fuck can heat on time or are you saying that children wrenching again last thing. Are there any. Do you like meeting your heroes or not just curious. Mostly I feel like you do now. Mostly.
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Some nights I do. Yeah I think I as is. I've gotten older and found the person I'm supposed to be with a now. Have a beautiful daughter is like this this ramifications from from my action. So I really have to. You know I get a fucking chill so I play drums a lot. I do that a lot. I tried to do that when that sort of thing. I'll just say I'M GONNA go out in the garage and see if my drums still work. That's what I say and then does it The great drummer out. My I mean it would be good for you. It's fun really. It's yeah it's a lawyer. I I had an injury. I broke my shoulder and I can't box. which was the thing that I really liked to get aggression out? I can't do that anymore. But drumming maybe I'll try suck. I'm sure I suck at it though. I mean you suck at everything when you start it but you just keep building it up and now with like Youtube and shit that sort of limitless is far is like what you can see out the the kids that play drums now are fucking fucking unbelievable. Unbelievable young now right no. It's because then now you basically jamming with the world like it was like when you grew up when I was a kid. You are as good as what you could take from a record and who was in your neighborhood to show you shit. Yeah so that was. Your world was very small and like nowadays. It's just like everything that was a mystery to me growing up as far as far as my the music I was listening to has been been broken down. The music literally wrote out out so then like the the idea is that then get created it. It does but the only thing that it has done as it makes a lot of people sound the same where there used to be like. Hey this is this try. Philly drummer sound like this. You Know Austin guys sound like this Detroit had a sound like cities has had sounds and I think that that gets that gets hurt now where it's just sort of all becoming like like like one uniform soda sound and GROHL was on A couple of other sets ago and we watched that sonic highways. Did you ever see that. So good yeah. I love that so much memories from Yeah I do you know some of them I get into some not really i. I watch a lot of Uh Old Shit and then I watch I watch a lot of sports. I think and then I'm totally into like music and shit like that. In Buchan. Aviation and baking zillion fuck. It's like my eighty. I I just fucking I gotta be doing something. A learning something about comedy is the only thing I've ever really stuck with subs. The only thing I have a really kind of got good at everything else. I kinda up. You know jack-of-all-trades but I actually you know one of the best live drummers. Every day Dave Grohl on the them crooked vultures tour saw the will turn and it was really cool because I got to see one of the members of led Zeppelin because John Paul Jones was in. That cost. Josh Hami I forget who the guy they had a hired gun on guitar was fucking killer and it was just like it was it was also it was just they were just everybody in. That band was just the real deal and they came out and The hell was the song that was some song that in the end is just as this. Fill that they've rolled us and it was so fucking clean but still was also had like human element. It wasn't just was fucking so I was just like when he was playing. I couldn't believe it and then The person I was with who didn't even play drums like Jesus. Christ that guy stuck is really good because they're not like dramas don't get a Lotta love. People grow because he's a from foo fighters so like if you would just like the drummer in the band is a lot of people you know. Everybody knows Jim Morrison Jack Act. They don't know John Dinsmore. You know what I mean so It doesn't the drummer kind of set. The they're in a way that conductor in a way like they sort of set the beans from what I've heard I mean I. I don't do that if I play with. Great traumas. Yeah it's basically like the heartbeat of the band basically like a good It's almost like an editor in a movie. That's why we're like an editor can take a good performance and make a great or take a good performance and make it bad. Like drummer. Does the same thing. What's it can take a good band and can elevate or you can just drag them down? You know nick the UNSUNG Hero. Also that yeah probably I mean I'm yeah I mean I don't know shit about it but as far as like is being an mirer of drummers I just always thought it was the coolest fucking instrument with the independence and then also just having a sports background the physical ethical aspects of it. I always I always liked it but this the other some monster monster monster plays out. Actually you know what I just came across was Mars Mars Volta had an EP that they put out. But I'd never even heard of. I only listen to their first three albums. I just discovered it and I'm a huge John Theodore Fan and The last s song on that is this drum group that he plays this. Just it's just it's fucking mind. Boggling is it like kind of like how quarterbacks they say or like is is drumming it. It's pretty cerebral. Isn't it as well as physical like I. I don't know man. It's just a hobby for me. I don't I don't know I I I think from all the interviews that I've watched them I am but I think there's like I actually Saw One thing on Vinnie. He call you to one time arguably the greatest drummer alive right now. He was talking about someone was asking him. I'm about a drum. Fill this crazy fucking drum. Fill that he did that he just. It's somehow fit and they were like these things that you work on his work on stuff. Whatever and then are you thinking tonight? I'm GONNA pull that that fill out. And he said no he said I just let it go. I don't think about it. And he said in he said this most profound thing that transcended drumming he said Thinking is the enemy. So it's not like you're out there like it's like Q.. More like listening whatever and like you know as a comedian. Where are you when you're the worse when you between your ears and now I'm doing this joke here? That didn't go well. Yeah uh-huh yeah. Yeah yeah totally. So that's going to be a mean by the way you doing this. Update the Walrus. But but then there's nights like one of the best things that can happen. Is You walk out immediately. And you get heckled. I find that Richard Pryor special if you watch them down in Long Beach he walked out. People weren't aren't sitting down. They were talking and he just started flowing and he got into a fucking zone Like I've never seen since he got into this fucking zone on from the beginning to the out specials like an hour and eighteen minutes or something like that fourteen minutes I forget It just is just killing yup killing and that was like he had that set that that never happens on the special night ever. You know what I mean. He fucking had that like set and I and I you know just being a fan of music. I've listened to musicians and it's it's SORTA that that same thing like when you're in the zone the same thing like when when you know basketball players can't miss shot. There's a thing that you get into like as you know as a comedian you just get out there and you've Improv and it's funny and it just you just fill like you light you just floating and then the very next show is always the worst because the next show is like. Is it going to happen again to replicate what you're thinking about the last show so so then you hear sure and you just go and then I said this and then I did this Improv. Nothing's working and you're like oh I thought they had twenty minutes of new stuff. I don't even have thirty seconds and I think they call it flow state. There was a there was an interesting book about flow state. But then if you're trying so hard to a terrible name such a beautiful full thing to experience slow. Chop chop sounds like a like a like a always with wings like easy flow day. It sounds like a woman's sanitary pads. It's just for something that is describing its full state. It's the exact opposite that sounds like when you're you're fucking stuck in your head when you're not thinking about what you're doing so so many times I feel like in specials like you're looking down on yourself like just doing the thing you've been doing get out of there get in there so you have to develop. I just sort of developed like tricks next to get myself out of that. So what it what it is is what you don't realize every night you fuck up a joke you've look something up every ten minutes that you fucked something up right. We had a brain fart. Something fucking happen but you don't notice because it's not being documented and it's then with second. The camera comes on it becomes like Oh my God in everybody's GonNa know and it's just you have to get yourself into that like I. Just look at a special is like this is like this is not going to be the perfect performance in your documentary where my act was on this night right here and I'm gonNA come out with the same. It's weird thing because the stakes aren't where they are. But you really. You have to put them back down to go to a functioning level so you can just go out and do what you do and It it takes. It takes a number of those to learn how to do that. It's so usually what I try to do. Is I'll try to get it and then go. Okay okay we got it now. The next one is the one and I also talked to. Mike Verte lied about this. Who Runs Villes companies? The greatest. I was like I want to do ten shows and you guys just secretly record one of them. Just don't tell me which one I've thought about that if I recorded ten but then what you're doing then you're making like you know I feel like that's the comedy version of when they overproducing recent album. Yeah and then. There's no mistakes. There's nobody breathing on it. Yes this is just like everything's been pro tools and just fucking lined up. I I mean I feel like the stuff that people the same way. The stuff that people like the most are the mistakes. That's right it actually makes it like when you know if you've ever done like a sitcom taping the crowd goes if you fuck up a line. Yes they what. They came Berserk. They and they don't want to see a prepackaged Polish. I think people are also so savvy now Someone was telling me that Photos get twice as many lakes if your arm is in it and you're taking it yourself but if you do like perfectly like Wes Anderson symmetrical good photo in front of the leaning tower. Seen it no thanks to perfect Bruins uh-huh and interesting. Yeah we're moving towards like we want authentic we want messy. We want sort of not sloppy. I don't know if we WANNA fenwick. I know the people say they've they're like no authentic would also be the truth of everything which. I don't think anybody could handle why I'm fucking watching TV. ME TV there's a couple questions people have for you. Ask So many that I was reluctant. one thing I did when asked about was the surf ballroom clear Lake Iowa show. Wow it was amazing. A lot of people wanted to hear your thoughts on it I don't know anything about it. All right that's the place where Buddy Holly Ritchie Valens Allen's and the big bopper performed the and then they died they got on a plane. I don't think it was Lo De Icing. I I don't know if that existed back then I don't know what it was or the kid was too inexperienced forty flew into and they died but I always wanted just being a music fan. I wanted to see the place and I went on the road with with WHO's with I was with Dean del Rey and I was in this regular hotel and then Dean found? Don't just randomly in that town. Who's who are you good with architects? I'm really bad with those. WHO said fucking crank area? I'm good with the guy who built everything out. They built feel like slam with the fucking King. Tut looking houses Can we Google King Tut. I always want us. Always wanted to the fucking l Ron Hubbard. He has some good built. It's it's one of those fucking buildings are always very great tasting real estate though scientologists..
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
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"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Because I do think that's the thing because I loved in your special what you were talking about with the robots but now that I've been in the trenches with them so much and I've seen them like they just look like shitty scarecrows like there's nothing to be afraid of no but that's the beginning that's better. Yeah Not in our lifetime. Hopefully I can see where you shut my special halfway through that joke. Okay did fucking the I love that special. So much and I I just thought that was just I mean I don't know I don't want to give you compliments for the fuck out of you. Someone I have a lot of questions since that people wanted to ask you a lot of people wanNA know. Has Your French coming along. It's not coming along. I can actually read it pretty good. Yeah but what I as far as speaking it. I just had just. There's nobody to speak it with but I'm okay with it but I kind of been trying to do something else with my personal time. So I you know being a dad and stuff so stuff had to kind of dialed down. I learned from like listening so I'll listen to those. It was like tapes like I. I used to know French pretty well. And I totally fucking forgot it and if I listened to the tape sometimes I can like you know mimicking picking up a language if you actually go to the country country and try to do you need like ninety days and you could functionally you know maybe ninety days but I mean you within six months had it functionally get around and like have phrases note maybe not just memorized. And then you just if you're immersed in it like it's just something they we'll let you try to speak French in another country. They're just like well. Let me just speak English. Fuck that I have to listen to you a bad English. I defected French. People act like they speak English. Well fishy at the fuck up. I don't WanNa see fucking little puckered lips gonNA listen to my fucking wide-mouth English French and Snia Puckett up and they're like I'll take it from here and then they have some shitty English. I'm just like why are we doing this. Honest with your English is terrible. It's terrible I think your English is better than my fucking French French. I mean it is but I mean I just I mean I've actually found when I've gone there that if you make in a fucking attempt like they've they spoke. Spoke it back to me like this while I got it up to a three back and forth exchange at one point before they were like Oh and then they switch over to English. I do find though the masculine and feminine. It makes you realize how much easier English is. That's always what I'm going to say I'M GONNA go. English is just easier her. You know because you don't have to have two versions of every word like the masculine version and the feminine version. I also get embarrassed. I need to work on getting embarrassed. less when I try to say okay someone else's language we believe it's embarrassing. You push vulnerable or something you know what I mean surprise. Feminists haven't had a problem with the french-language French language this gender as on the House Feminine is. He's saying they can stay in fagging for you. That really bothers me when people like. I don't like it when people imply that women should be in the kitchen. The richest women are the ones that have cooking shows. Rachel Ray Arthur Stewart Oprah all. She she does her on her instagram. Now she has her harvest and she cooks in her like her. She has a harvest. uh-huh ever gardener. Come in there. She has her harvest. When you're that rich I love Harvey? You can go back to pretending to be pulled. Did she ever ever Ralph. Lauren go gardening outfit on thousand dollar fucking. You have to get these. I love these year getting a hat. You're so you're getting a hat. The whole thing is so fucking reloaded the oprah like the gifting things where would they call Oprah's favorite things all the two hundred dollar candle who's partnership but yes and she was making all this fucking money off of it Oprah's favorite things. How else can I carve up? What I've built to make even more fucking money? I can't believe people fucking sit and watch that shit. Nothing against her bringing her up. But there's some of it was just like how much fucking going up your own asshole. Can you fucking could watch here but anything. That's a certain point where people are surrounded by so many yes people that they probably just have lost touch with reality. What now you can just be fucking just be like all right? Let's it's like I don't know they banned kiss all right. Let's have lunch box and it gets. Let's have a fucking urinal cake in a coffin. uh-huh fly swatters. You know a little perforated fucking the kiss fucking thing after awhile you just. I think it just takes on a life of its so you just get sick and say no. So you're like fine. Just the liberation. They'll make kiss curtains. 'cause I I liked that. They haven't made kiss lip balm for some reason The one thing I might buy I do think that that I I don't know I got in trouble a little bit on my special about this but I do like to point out the hypocrisies and all this shit where it's just like when people like women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen and it's like what what Rachel Ray has. A Castle in Italy is that not feminists yeah. She is a castle from cooking in the kitchen every morning on her show. I think that there's this thing where it's like. Shut makes I make twenty minute meals. I used to watch it all the time. I called that by the way a long time ago. It should be rich. I was like there's some about her and this chick was dating at the time was just going like she such DOPP. Whatever the fuck that means? She's kind of fucking hot and then she is. You know what I like about her. Though she went a little too far into the business they highlighted her hair and all that type of Shit and then she dialed it back and got back to she was she. You saw the whole fucking arc That's interesting interesting. I've done a couple of times. Have you done show before this. No fucking way I would ever go on one of those shows. It's just there's nobody who watches those shows that needs to to hear anything that I say like you gotTa know who the fuck you are. And that's one of those dumb things where if somebody I know it was like me went on one of those shows and got in trouble. I'd be like what the fuck would you on that show for it. So you're gonNA talk conspiracy in fucking bag in steamy on on a fucking cook and show that comes on at four in the afternoon what did you. What did you you think was going to happen? It is weird because anytime I do one of those shows and the like here. Now you're going to be tasting food and you're like okay and like there's no version you can just fine. Thank you have to the delicious also fakey fake and weird but just watch it did it did it many times. You can't complain about it literally didn't like the toast the first time right now fucking come back for the exit. I feel like I have to do all that you but when you go on a talk show it becomes like thing every when you're gonNA talk show people like start sending it around around. It's a better way delights to watch you go onto a morning show. Well you know what I got. I got that was being an old timer here when I was growing up. A comedian Being able to do panel was a big thing and there was like certain guys is that I would watch that. Were fucking great at it. And then there was other people that I would watch to stand up and then they would sit down and they weren't as good and Plus back then and like how long you had to be in the business. How many people you had to beat out just to get on there like everybody was was polished? I can George Gobel was I was a big fan of his still a big fan of his but he was considered like not at the level of of You know but he was using computers that famous when we was like Dean Martin and Bob Hope and all those guys but he still to this day like would be like I compared to most people that get on because you can get on so easily now because everybody has like a fucking show or you that they're just not as seasoned and this guy was With his whole background and there was just so many people out there that why it was it was it was very rare. They've if somebody was in show Oh business and they sat down on the couch that they didn't have a good panel. Yeah it was obviously a fucking lion tamer comes in somebody who's like you know what would have been show business but not really early or some Weirdo. Then it became about the host reacting to them but That was something I always wanted to get good at so I appreciate that comment. It's so and I I don't like going on some of this show sometimes as we can go on average like Oh. Let's see if we can get through this without getting the FCC violation like everyone like shape. I'm a comedian. What did you think is going to happen like? I'll try to behave myself. This cell is selling it. Yeah they do they just sell like not just selling the fuck and show that you just you you gotta block all of that out and you just go out and you do what you do and then you just stay off social media for three days and whenever those group of people were that that didn't like you which which is not a story now it's like Oh my God. Everybody didn't like it at the fuck and like ice cream. Some people actually don't like ice cream. You can believe that you could actually find a group of people. Say I don't like ice cream. I don't understand those people but like you. You know if you just put the camera on them you a major backlash against it's ice cream headaches. That.
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Good nine I also didn't hire someone. Is this crazy that you're saying on. Yes if they figure it out and then they sue you. It's hard I get sued so fucking much at this point I was interviewing someone and I was like so. What kind of comedy do you like? And he went and I like so and so I really liked their stick in that felt like a red flag. Stick that weird might be an old soul. I I mean that would've kind of made me laugh stick. I like that little borscht Belt Kid. What's your act stick and it's someone I knew and I was like that's a great comic? They don't have a stick they have an act. I don't get how an assistant makes your life easier. I agree I haven't hired one nine. Run all all of those people are GonNa Talk. We're going to talk to. You are going to talk to them. And then you have to talk to that person and then and then they regurgitate it back to you so you still have the conversations and and then you are one person removed from your career now. Now there's this buffer. Yeah and what if you hire a fucking lunatic. Yes I've done that a lot of. I think think you'd hired anyone who's slowly trying to become you. Yes single white female. I totally have and it's also I end up hiring a lot of people that like a couple couple months like I have to go to my Improv class. Or like I have to go like I got a spot at the comedy store and cigarette. Fine but I like I always liked helping people like I want because no one gave me really any of that. I didn't really get to work for other people and learn from other people so I don't know I kind of liked I like dude. I heard Benton He was opening for me on the road and then I found out he was dyslexic dyslexic. I kept missing meetings and then I will keep him around. I don't even care these like I didn't give a shit figuring out. Keep it like you know you like to I. I just do all my shit. Yeah and if I get if I don't go as far I'm okay with that. I just can't answer emails. I get I get enraged. When one email turns into five emails I raised because people are stealing my time and I I get I get in right now? We're starting to see that anger I delight up uh-huh certain things made me very angry and like I think it started since my dad died. I get angry when someone takes too much time or like waste my time or when anyone is abusive to child or an animal in public I lose it so before your dad died. You didn't care if somebody beat the shit out of their kids with the puppy. I think I wasn't as conscious of the consequences of confronting them about it. Like I wouldn't confront about that sucks. That pisses me off. Now I confront people. No tell me what you think of this. I saw a woman in a grocery store and she had a five year old kid and the kid kept taking the lucky charms and putting it into the shopping cart and the woman would take it out and put it back in the kid would take it and put it back and the woman started getting pissed and she was like put it back in. See what happens. Put it in see what happens and I was just like that sarcasm. It's clear the kid didn't know it was sarcasm. And the kid was like didn't understand if it was an order but kind kinda knew something was up. Was this kid. What was his bill? Was He Husky coach. Maybe she was intended. That's mothering. I know that what you're seeing is three seconds of being a mom and she's dealt with Napa it'll fuck and Brat yeah you know like yeah this is I like I tell you. There was cell phone cameras around when I was a kid. This shit all the MOMS were doing moms grab my ear in public and dragged me out of a grocery star. My mother one time threatened that if my two younger brothers did knock it off. She was gonNA spank their bare asses on the side of the road and she fucking did it and people drove by by beeping horns laughing whatever. It's a different time. I mean there was shit this shit that needed to be improved upon and then but I think a lot of that old school kind of Parenting is is coming back. A little bit. You know. There's always like you know gone too far this way. Then we over correct that way or whatever you know do you find yourself itself I I'm terrified of having kids mostly because I'm terrified of having to be friends with parents that I don't like have you found yourself yet having to beyond like play dates. No I I I mean if I don't like a set of parents and that's it it's one and done. Yeah so but they become friends. Who because your kid and their kids my kid's not old enough with that's happened okay? So it's just been I my parents all the parents have been cool this just. I just don't like those people always forecasting doom. Yeah so there'd be like how old's your kid and I'll be like. Oh she's you know two and a half all terrible twos terrible and I'm like she's actually really cool. I'll wait three three major and it's just like it's like maybe were you suck as a parent. Yeah terrible asshole kid like why because you fucking this is like one. Nothing People's somebody who sucks at their job and that's right that's right. I gotTa sit here and listen to you know forecasting my kid is like the happiest fucking again reverting my kids ever you know him. Yeah she's just just like I have a great relationship with their and if I start to flip out she clearly says dead dead no no screaming that. Yeah you're right. You're right but I like she's not she's not afraid of me. She respects me but she's not afraid to me. It's kind of like you know. Don't don't get so far. Can I ask you an intimate question. You can pass Did you have runner up names. Little remember I'm fascinated by names 'cause because now it's like I was going through the friend of mine and everyone starts to name their kid the same names you know like Livia Jack Jayme like there's just I. I just get so fascinated when people jack in Libya beautiful names. No those would be my for there. was that weird time where everybody was trying to act like their kid was a cowboy in another why why it was a lot of that sort of Let's name after a state. None of us want to go to. But we've got we all looked down on here in. La That's so true people like La. Rich snobs were naming their kid Montana. Yeah they would never go there. It does letter and bought a bunch of land. They wanted to do it. I don't know what it was but like. Yeah there was definitely some. Yeah it you know. I get fascinated by like the trends of names. You know. There's a few names that I've seen out there and it's like you. You GonNa Home School that kid. If kids are as mean as I I remember growing up. It's just like I don't understand why you would do that but you know what their kid can they want. I'm no sympathy. My last name is coming. I got it pretty hard funny. I never ever even thought about that. You've always been Whitney Cummings. Yeah so I never thought I I never put the sometimes you just have to separate the name for me to see it to see how mattis and you know like those guys. I grew up with like you know I would watch playing sports and their name was their whole name and then one day someone just say that I was like Oh my God. That's your it's fucking terrible name. Yeah I I would get like. I'd get the worst shit when I would get my papers back like in high school. People have scratched it out and turned it into like come shot like come come on your FA- like it was just constantly and you like someday I'm going to get married at eighteen fit. Get rid of this fucking last. I also this. No one believes us but it is true. My the parents Before they got married My Dad last name is cummings and my mom was coming with no S. so I couldn't even like take my mom's name or something when they got divorced the the same yes with My mom was coming. Cummings her maiden name is coming with us. I know no relation obvious none I I mean I dunno Virginia and Texas. It's anyone's guess. fucking wild I wanted to do my Ancestry but nobody will let me. I bet you want to do that. no you're too worried about the making like a taking your data. I Yeah I just I. I am astounded by the complete lack of privacy. Now and how Corporations just gobble up all of this fucking information and how The government who tries to do that themselves doesn't have a problem with people. These companies that have now grown bigger than this country and the loyalty loyalty to us and keep us in never ending wars and bankrupt the country and all of this shit that if you talk about it they say your socialist then now I kind of like living here and I wouldn't. I don't want six people to get all the money. I'm so fucking torn about it though because they found that golden state killer from one of those ancestry tests because of any any of your ancestors take it. His cousin did. It's a good argument. I mean I don't know I just I but I don't think that that's why they did it. No I think cops yeah did a good thing with it. I don't think the company though right now. I think they're just trying to make fucking money and they're just taking your stuff and when they do those little scan your little a little discount card. Yeah and now. It's just like like shouldn't get a cut on my information to get a piece of that. NOPE nope doing is. They're they're selling it to insurance companies and then your insurance goes up. I was reading about this thing. How now Google basically now can predict if you're gonNA have Parkinson's the way your mouth is moving if your mouse starts moving slower and if you're older and they sell that to your insurance company and here's the thing how do how do they even know it's true? Yes is the thing that sounds like a scam. That it's so bill. Just make up. This is bullshit stat right. That's right whereas you're ninety. I guess I guess you're right. Hey can I have my extra some extra premium. money-back can be good to put that through the red tape. He's fucking ninety. He'll be two weeks. Just send this thing around and around Iran. Now I think it's all yeah. It's gross I this is getting depressing. I WANNA do one of those. That's why I stay away from you know I it's just I don't know this is a lot of like shit that is coming to fruition right now. Real fast effect that we're still debating it and now I remember you. You got to meet my robot you were. Let's script than I thought you would do. Most people like who they get real freaked out by it and upset. You were just kind of like all right. They're just relieved that it didn't look real at all. It looks more real on camera you won't. It was just sort of looked fucking winked that. That's what I had the video I saw but now that it's just been fucking sitting there like a couch potato office it just looks like a corpse. It doesn't yeah. It does not know point that I mean I think if I walked into the house and from behind somebody put that in there. I'd be like what the fuck I would think like. The chick from the ring was in them..
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"It is what it is so we want to create a business swear You know like a place where comics could go on their podcast cast APP. They could come have a vision for a special. We try to make it happen and you know we don't have that you know we own everything that you do. Ah Yet we still have to make our money. But like we're we're not doing that Yeah old school record deal kind of Shit that they do around here still say. Just follow all things comedy either instagram. And just watch whatever comic because it's bill and AL magical picked They're going to be good You're going to be at. I always love us. Because you're GONNA be just just for laughs in Montreal. It's probably already yeah in February. You're going to Vancouver. Oh I was just for laughs to me is in July in Montreal. The trio Vancouver they Vancouver one. In February. I was loved these comedy festivals. Because you find out your value in the business based on how big your name is on the Flyer. I know how you always find out because there's always a list of comedians names and what role you're on. Let's do that trip and then you're going to see somebody else so I'd be doing long. I it was named bigger on this. fucking poster actually Vancouver is a a guy up there that flies helicopters and last time I went up there. I got the fly one. Unfortunately it was like an overcast. Day so I didn't get to quite see incredible beauty up there so I'm going to try to do. The breath is the most gorgeous place on the planet. Expensive Shit everyone's Everyone I of all people have had on so far which have not been a lot. Everyone was the most worried worried about this appearance. Everyone's like he's not GonNa like your chairs he's not GonNa like your take. Get the worst fucking like reputation. Every he's GonNa be angry he's he's going to be a little bit. I don't know maybe that's survive and putting up across my arms and get all closed off. No I just I think people assume I I get this to book. Why are you so angry? And I'm like dude. You're see me on stage where I'm letting out all my anger. That's where I let it out. You've never come across his angry to me really really no. I thought it was funny. I didn't think it was like but I mean that's awesome. be saying I don't think that's angry comparatively. Ah You're not like a yeller really when you want to say I haven't seen you don't think I complain a lot. People are like you're so angry complain a lot and like that's that's comedy I mean and Western. I'm doing like I'm not. Do People really think that or did a couple of people say that board people is really thrown. See I love that you say that. He's saying I can't stay suited to comments I when everyone is on their instrument. Like you know a lot of people want me to post my skin care routine. I'm like you WANNA do. It just took one person in your pretending everyone wants it. I think in General I. I've gotten that feedback over the years and maybe I'm sensitive to it because I do know that I have anger problems but I actually don't think I you know you only sort of respond criticism if you deeply in some way kind of agree with it. That's the only time it bothers me. I don't think I could just say something really mean and hurtful let's think uh of yourself. Yeah fuck this. Human beings are way too complex for like just one one thing like that and my wife tried some shit on the other night I said something and then she said some stupid fucking expression pet dog bites or something. I don't know what the fuck it meant. It was just this way of going like. Oh because you reacted to the fucked up thing. It's on you it's like it's still on you right back at you over the fucking net. Where the funniest fucking argument the other day? We're watching wheel of fortune in the fucking prize was because they've worst prize ever was fucking shopping spree at Dick's sporting goods like on. What the fuck you get that on a game show you win that at a calling in a radio station these people are on TV solving puzzles? And then she said you know what if I I wouldn't care if I was on. I just give that to you when you watch fuck you fucking decking addicts myself or your fucking gift certificate and it just gets so fucking just in a silly way that you would just be like magic. I ever did that. You would get keeping up with the KARDASHIANS. Sheen's Horse Shit. I get a fucking Dick Sporting goods. I just got in a fight with a Hoodie. Nice to a fishing rod. Some bears raiders the Nike Shit. That didn't work work so it's not in our flagship stores. Some umbro shorts some irregular adidas socks. I was just fighting with benched about this because we're talking about holiday gifts and I don't like gift cards. Don't like them like. Don't get me anything literally. Just don't anything that's how much I don't like gift cards because I always ended up going to the place. You got me the Gift Card for spending more than it and then it ends up costing me money. Oh I was thinking just getting cash cash. She's a great to do. That is such an underrated gift. Cash hundred dollars cash. I like you. I don't know much about you. See give knee. Seems like this will cover it. This feels like for another year. Twenty forty sixty the fuck outta here. We're in feels dirty but it's all anyone actually wants. I don't like gift cards. What do you do what are you gonNa have? You already decided we were GonNA get your wife for that holiday. We can't say Christmas. I got I got in trouble Christmas. I actually Christian. I actually celebrate Christmas. I'm sorry I was in a writers working on his show not practicing Christian and in turn complained because I said Merry Christmas. I know it's it's so I want you to walk in batch crazy out there where it's just like like the the the shit that people who haven't done anything with their fucking lives are in calling out these. I remember coming in when you're in the mail room was just like Yes sir. No Sir Oreo Blah Blah Blah. Not Saying that was right but now this thing where the person who built the empire has to crumple to their knees ca someone in the fucking mailroom didn't like the MISTLETOE has seven followers on twitter and they can literally ride that. ABC Morning Show. What would be the and and like the guy? I'm sorry tell. China put on hold for that big billion dollar deal I need. I need to put this fire out. But it's also been fun to watch is funded in that all of these so-called like powerless people when they complain then you them watch them abuse that power and it's just like oh come the or the exact same fucking thing. You're just just not up there. And everyone's saying that Horse Shit where they show like you know inner city kids and every one of them who's who's dealing drugs would have been a doctor if they grew up in a white neighborhood. It's just like yeah or they could have been like some of my piece of Shit fucking wipe people that I know they could. They could Done a predatory bank in fucked stole people out of their pensions. It's not you're automatically become a fucking like it's one of those just romanticize anybody who's in the mail room is this fucking saint and anybody buddy. WHO's up top is automating? It's just that's not the case. There's some good people the mail room and this some absolute pieces of Shit and same thing with people who run companies. That's that's what I think I just feel like we're the dealers.
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Pissed off work coming home to sign some papers I in my own yard? You almost peed on your dog jeans and Blazer as my and you're on your phone while you're peeing looking the standing up. I'm standing up being now. I think I got it on my shoe. I don't remember this. I have no recollection of this whatsoever. And it's starting to one hand on the ground like your it quits. You're looking at something doing you. You're trying to keep balance off your ass on NYQUIL anyway. This is probably not something for audio. Because you guys don't arm saying this says a youtube exclusive. That's such a thing. This is only for you to describe all right. I feel like I've embarrassed myself. What did I do you? Scream Tuneup he he. Are you walking out that benefit. There's the funny thing for her in my life that that I can just see you want a bit a bit embarrassing. I'm not proud of any of this eh pajamas and socks. I'm really alarmed by the things that I do and so I need you to take it away from. You can't let us this shit anymore. Enter every room room like that for now on but that that that all right. I'm going to start to make this podcast not so long. We're having too much fun and we need to keep tight Jim. Jefferies episode is two and a half hours long. That's what people always want shorter. Fine Yeah the bill. Burr is here and we are blessed and highly favored less than twenty five city tour blessing. How favorable burs here did you see the complaints about the Irishman? I didn't even want to ask you about it. Didn't want to. I don't I haven't zero complaints. I just wish it was another two and a half hours longer. Someone had the EDA's city to complain. That ANPAC went and have enough lines. Who said six someone on some blogger? Anna Paquin didn't speak enough in the movie. Yeah it's so stupid it's like well it wasn't about her. How did it wasn't? Hey Jimmy Hoffa you know say less this blogger can get in there. Yeah it's like that's not the story you don't get to complain about Martin. Scorsese the number of lines. People have actually you do you do. And then everybody picks up on it because somebody's complaining and it looks like it could be be a controversy so then they they blow it into a brush fire and they just they just keep gassing up things that I guess people care in that they like watching. The people argue and debate and some people getting in trouble but as far as people like. That's what people truly care about. I don't think it is it's like rubbernecking or something but it's also like okay. Charlie's angels didn't do well book smart which is Directed By women starring. Women didn't do. It was good movie no one saw so if the people that were complaining about it which is go see the movies that women who speak weaken. Maybe there would actually could solve is probably a bit about that where they'd bitch about women in the NFL it's like what about the WNBA with thirty people at every fucking games you want you go support that you don't WanNa buy tickets. You just want to complain. That other people aren't buying tickets yet or the guy he tab at thank you. Yeah No. It's insane it's it's very But I think it's I think it's just it's it died of its own weight and I even saw a lot of you know the people champion championed the flag. Even they're trying to distance themselves. That fucking happens when you get old like me. You see that happen. So many times these trends and people just jump Bonham and they'll ride that horse and they're at the front carrying the flag then all of a sudden they see the cliff coming they try to be whoa. I wasn't a part of the WH. What's what's up with those guys rollerblading? What's that you know? I was used rollerblading as an as an example that everybody did it and then it was at one homophobic joke and then everybody acted like they never did it. Sold a zillion of I loved rollerblading. I played roller blade hockey. I had a great fuck time. I would do it again fun. I would do it again if I wasn't wasn't so old because what killed. rollerblading for me was the protection that they had was so fucking uncomfortable in Dorky. Well if you wore like the kneepads right it would just make the back of your legs. Sweat profusely the the news officer. What would make me fall? You can't actually get anything on. I used to do it when I lived in Philadelphia. I would rollerblade every every day. I'm seeing it. You're acting painting the picture. I can see what's happening here I I just WANNA say a couple. I like to plug up fronts. You know what I mean like the bury the plugs at the very end when people are that stupid. You know F this for family. It's on season four. I love it so much. Oh thank you and I have a question about when you when you were animating what were the conversations about. What's the skin look like? What are the features? Look like it takes weeks. I spent like we spent like weeks on noses and Chins is well what you have to do is you have to see what's out there and then you you have to come up with something different. You literally have to create your own race of animated people and it's like all right. The Simpsons are yellow. South Park is doing the minimal thing saying I is You know all that stuff on You know we look at a lot of stuff on What's his robot chicken and the the show. I was on there the spy show. I've only watched zillion episodes of it. I get the pull it up. That's why we have a monitor animated show. I used to tyler. Everyone's running around panicking PA art archer. Everyone's because you're here. I've never seen people move around so much waller recording. Everyone's just moving around my shit moving. Show me this is recording. Yes so we. Just we just like looked at zillion things like that and then we tried to come up you know and it was all trying to get frank frank was the sort of the centerpiece. It's like we could make him to and he had to look like you. There's somebody trying 'cause the way I was going to be screaming and yelling and stuffy. We wouldn't come off as too sympathetic so yet started with that. But you know speaking of the Simpsons you know Mike Price Ice from co Creator and so he's guided us through pretty much all the Whitewater of the first three seasons. Peter Billingsley Vince. Vaughn all all those guys Victoria von all of those people over at Wild West so you know who vince is bad just surround myself with people who knew what the hell they were doing like watching animation. It's just so soothing for me now because everything is I hate the word triggering but you watch any show now. And you're like didn't he have an allegation Jenner. God like it's just like everything so loaded now so what you do is you just. Don't watch the News Really Social Media News and you could enjoy Bill cosby's entire back catalogue. Don't kidding I mean but you don't get into every fucking thing thing that's going like. I tapped out of politics. I have to tap dot at. What's going on where but then once you push through that then you have to then then I try to do something in your world that helps somebody out right like you know what I'm GonNa help you WANNA whatever homeless people public schools or something that you can pick up on so I? I'm against just saying well. You know politics crazy. You know doesn't make a difference. What color tie they're wearing Boba? It's fine I agree with all of that but like after that. Then what you just not GonNa do anything out for yourself. No that's kind of what they're doing. I realized that I was kind of doing that so but I definitely do a a lot of me. TV's another big one for me yeah me. TV just watch memorable entertainment television. I don't even know what it is you you should know what it is. You're still young young and have your life ahead of you. It's all the shows that I watched when I was a kid. Some of which that were already ten in twenty years old Rockford files Jak gunsmoke on smoke. Peter Gunn Seventy seven sunset strip. Billy's beverly hillbillies Buck Walk Raja's cannons a great one the original Charlie's angels. There's Lonzo Colombo's a great one. Different strokes Thursday. Show if I could find one that was on when I would watch that. Gilligan's on the problem is now people want to go up and tear these apart. That's a traditional gender role. That's implies will Tony be people. Don't a select few group of people like thirty bloggers. Thirty bloggers can can move the needle so mannix is a great one. I said Matic's Mannix. I love matlock growing up lockers. Great all of those. She wrote say beneath Rawhide TV role. So I just sit Darren Watch that and there's like there's no global warming the problem is wonder woman never did much for me because I always felt like wonder woman did less than the average just woman and she was hot. That man's buying her drinks. You know I remember like wonder woman being like my single mom is doing more than so you just did in that episode. She got a pilot's license fees instrument rated up there in the cloud. You gotta give her that That's a big move for chick back in the seventies. You have your helicopter Dr Pilot's license. I hear yes I do not scare you. Yeah it's terrifying but it's something that once you get past the fear it's fucking incredible and it's an unbelievable unbelievable privilege or whatever but like you know I'm very careful with it so Right up here is where the L. A. F. D. Lance to refill water when they're putting fires out and I go up there and watch them and it brings tears to my eyes to watch these guys dirk. I can't fly only got a a couple hundred hours. I I don't know what I'm doing. Those guys are fucking amazing so it's a hobby. Yeah let's talk about paper tiger. It's out I'm sure you've already seen it especially if you're listening to the show Jessica Curse on your producing her special December. Sixth that comes out right. She's she's one of those. I was saying like this. Some some comics. You know that you really have to have a game plan after they go on and she's one of them were it's just like hey I was gonna try some new shit. I think I gotta go probably wishes I with the crowd a little bit to make them try to forget her but she's just she's she's the real deal and she she didn't skip any steps and she went all the way around the track. Yep went all the way around the track so she's ready to go so we're expecting Big things out of that and You know the special is that we've done. We did one with Paul version and we did one with Edwards an now Jessica up. Paul is now selling out comedy clubs which is so great. I do miss working with him on the road but I do and I'm obviously super happy for him that you know just seeing somebody make it like that is is awesome and plus I love Paul always said Paul. I want to see you get money just because I wanna see what you're going to buy. I know you're going to buy like an alligator something stupid. It's funny I love it. You did this. It's my special guys. It was such a different experience. I don't think people understand that. Most comedians they worked their asses off They get ready to shoot a special and then everyone everyone prisoners special like is a lawyer for like a trust fund kid or they rip you off or they re. I have been stolen from so much lied to. Someone has some characters out there and they take advantage of Comedians Comedians for me. I'm just so happy to be there and I didn't know shit about production. I didn't know where people were stealing. I Yeah I got screwed on on the earlier ones as far as like Budgetary stop and then when I found out what was going on it was just like Oh these people are finding out what my budget is and then budgeting it to like within a nickel and I don't know how they find out or they give people kickbacks for let me let me know and I'll thirty five granted budget is a male and fucking. You know just just stuff like that. It's really Super Super Shady. I knew another guy who was driving people you know towards a a failing streaming now because yeah he was getting like fifty grand a pop. CE- cell yeah to drive them. Yeah Yeah and he so he had a CY. Everybody's he's got a fuck inside deal deal..
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"Dan. Remember the bait was. That's why they want. To unsubscribe. That was a special birthday video. I made this morning for everyone. WHO's worth every money? I make a special video and then some people were. Can you take off off this autumn them stealing my data like I just put a lot of effort into that one attention. Yeah maybe that's true. I just want you to be like no. Please don't leave. So they're sending you. DM's telling me respondent understanding mediums there in your DM's which. I is a whole different massive story. All I want is just send me pictures of your dogs semi pictures of your animals your cats. What's your horses and your dicks? Thanks no digs your dick pic. This situation on your credit is insanity. It's insanity it's too many dictators. Too much confidence I love of and you have like weird categories of Guys WanNa send you Dick Pics all these tweets and you dictate twinkie like that. What's twin I can say you can say whatever whatever you want okay? I'm GonNA silence you. You've always between like little. His little boy is like warped tour. Dudes are they of age. We hope their crime going on in my DM's I knew about their give a lot of tweaks not to be confused. Tinker Bell's which are different. Excuse isn't that what are real. And then you have like these old men who are very confident and they want to send you a picture of their day with like with the authoritative Santa's is like you know what you need to milk stick and raise your stoop get out of here the old. I don't mind it I have a hot take on addict picks. I don't think they're funny. I find them entertaining. I'm not upset. They don't traumatized me personally. Because I think it's an I just I love. I've talked about this on the goes like I love seeing people's decor in their home. If it means I have to see a dip in the foreground. I'm fine with that what you're getting. I know I'm getting grown. Men full full body hair and shave crop so around there. Dick that's not normal. Growth One boy just picture of him fully nude in the mirror and there was a cup of shrimp. Rahman I love me Rom and you know I order in bulk. That's insane trying to appeal to eat me. It's working take his dick in their flavor. It's weird it was it finished with four. Can I can see inside there but it was I just I love the story behind that I I love that. He's like I'm going to eat my Rahman because you gotta wait for the noodles to get soft and the DICTA get hard perfect and you know who wants to see that you come like I I love you know what I love. The most is essential weird fetish. I love looking at people's bathrooms. I love looking at the products and their shower. I love looking at the. The sliver of Irish were spring soap. I love seeing the the little The Salon selectives two and one. I'd like seeing the prowl. I looked people by I. Just I love. My favorite thing is looking at people's towels because I'm fast. I'm fascinated by people that have colored towels so so crazy to me. I see people got towels like their Rajneesh. Cult leader Yellow shitting filter sunflower stop yellow yellow and purple. And like are you a Laker. What's happening? Who Yellow No? There's all kinds of people are all over. The Lakers beats down. You know I'm telling you. People are all over the place with at like Tau hand towels with patterns on them. I get it for your bathroom. Cute little pigs little puppy whatever cars I was Jay Leno some hand tells the Huddle Oh cars on them do a lot of men that send you picks have pattern towns and look at this. Look I've seen the bars of soap little. That's growing. I showed you that guy that had a yellow Italian other day shaved We should put this in. Send this you guys. There was a guy Look at this yellow towel this giant Dick with a bright yellow towel in the background. Yes that's all. I can help us. Sorry we probably can't show this on camera. I'll show it to you guys. I love seeing guys. Colored Towels keeps sending me Dick Pics just because so aw embarrassing embarrassed by his lack of pubic hair. I think it's funny then. He's embarrassing a grown man. I'm showing my producers Dick Pics. I feel like time's up on me. Ain't going to get me in trouble All right well I think Everyone's really just listening to this because they know bill burr is on the show and they're scrolling good. They WanNa hear Bill Burr are. He's not here yet so I thought that I would just really quick Talk to you about the fact that I think someone is doing intervention on me in the NYQUIL. Oh it's is too much. Betty Ford has is waiting for me to come down there in D talks. The NYQUIL IS I can't believe it's legal. It's too good you you. You don't have the personality I know I should not let Nyquil the fact that you can just buy at. The store is made to rest. And you're taking it with the intention to work doc asleep at some. No I take it and I give myself this arbitrary amount of time. I'm like I'll take it and then like thirty minutes I'll go to bed. I'll wait for it to kick him but night right. That's what like edibles takes like forty five minutes alcohol sometimes NYQUIL hits you like a wall and I you have been really paranoid about this. Coyote problem in my yard have had like five every night between two and four. Am I look at my ring camera every morning. And I see them prowl on the prowl and the Allen. They're trying to eat my dogs. They're trying to eat my family. I don't like it some primal starting to kick up no during the day right now. Just caffeine right now And some lithium theon everyone so some juice some berries and a paranoid when I get paranoid and take sleep AIDS. I do crazy shit at night so I started checking my ring camera the other day and much to my surprise and Chagrin. I discovered myself sleepwalking. sleepwalking can you guys pull this thing up. I'm sleepwalking at five. In the morning I thought I was GONNA see coyotes. Oh God it's me. Hold on turn it up because I walk out yelling or making a little noise you bet talking about what. You're trying to scare them away. I thought they were out there so I just walked out and like I don't know I don't no recollection of this. I'm not conscious. Jody you want to give back. WanNa fight me and my dog. You want to get back no recollection. That's my favorite part. Needs to take the Nyquil from me because your brain dead set. There's a coating knows what else I did. Not on camera buried something over there and then I check the next night. The next night I came home from doing stand up. Had A little shot of nyquil like a lady came out. Don't remember this started peeing. Where the coyotes normally are in a fool blazer flow businesswoman.
"bill burr" Discussed on Good For You
"We had Li Lu Beautiful Voice I don't. I'm I'm also Salva. Colts high probably sounded Kinda Nathalie. That's the sexiest that's disgusting. I don't have like a sexy sexy like like Catherine Turner Voice. I just have a French voice sexy now I know big news hot news. Big News Hot big news. We're going on over. Come into your city going on tour. The Torah announcement the twenty five cities musical twenty five cities twenty-five I'm going to survive this starting in March the how dare we call it. The how dare you tour. Of course it was a great name you think. How dare you tour? How Dare I? Who Do I think I am all people you you may at home twenty five cities leaving the kitchen where I belong leaving? These fields is not stop doing laundry for once and go out and peddle my wares twenty-five cities and go into the tree. He St Shaquille Indianapolis. Sacra me this is exciting. These assays I never even heard of thrilled San Francisco Dallas Miami Chicago INDIANAPOLIS LIST DETROIT HOUSTON CITIES ATLANTA CLEVELAND. Las Vegas Nashville Nashville Nashville Nashville Pedal Tavern. Where we're Benton hails from pedal tavern even penalty ever Newsham bar that you pedal at the time titles far away you don't live? They're fun to me. They are fine. They're definitely fun. Like I'm GonNa Roll my ankle. Alcoholism is alive and well in the winter. It's alive and well in my genetics ex- Huntington New York Montclair New Jersey. clearwater Florida near Tampa clearwater Florida. Yeah I feel like a crime. It happened there. Sounds like no don't do that. Don't have Floridians come after US UP FLORIDA WE'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA Orlando also but clearwater or Tampa has or Saint Petersburg has the Salvador Dali Museum. Oh I love that. I'm going to that. Salvador donnas my favorite artists. I had a Salvador Dali joke in my last special member. Cut It. You do. Yeah it was comparing my boobs to the melting clocks but it was a little bit of a high price. You got got it. You really were happy. I know it was like you got that. And that was patronizing ended up cutting in Boston. We're GONNA BOSTON BOSTON. I'm very excited about your site for Boston for Boston. Because it's forty five minutes from Salem Massachusetts which capital of the world. They're high schools called witchcraft high. Why do you want to go? A bunch of women were burnt as which. Because I think that was where the star feminism happened. which is that's my theory? That's what I believe and I'm very excited. Rushed to man was stones. They weren't which is what you think they accuse. Use them of being witches. This is a hot take to agree with the men that burn them visit. First of all women really yes and second of all caters Minneapolis. We're going to Minneapolis. I'm bringing up all these cities because I want you guys to set. This is the first time that I'm touring that I'm you know. Really try to go to the city the day before and do something with the locals. You know what I mean. I'm going to do something in the city to appreciate the city. 'cause normally I fly in land five I have to rush to the venue I go on and I fly out at six. AM The next morning. And I don't appreciate the city. I wonder we're going to try and join something that's I'm going to be a tourist so I want you guys to send me things to do. All these ideas like places to hike museums. I should go see local diners. I should patronize. So you guys I think the best way to do it. EASY THEIR DM Benton ll just flood him With your ideas says so that he can you know me so well. Yeah because yeah and you'll look you'll filter out all the. Don't Send Me Zoos. You not like zoos sanctuaries stories that are legitimate and accredited not like bullshit fake sanctuaries where. You're like swimming with tigers in inbred animals. Yes that's not humane you know me I won't like like it And you can text me at the time my instagram. But it's eight one eight two three nine seven five two seven. Let's talk about the texting really quick really quick you love it. I do love you do this thing. You can text me directly. I can read your texts for those of you just listening. You can't see me doing this. I'm holding this up on Youtube. I'm getting your texts. I'm going through them. Most of you guys are very grateful. You're excited you can text me but some of you are losing your goddamn minds an paranoid spiral and you think I'm like stealing your data. I'm not people are really worried. Dm Me being like. Why hasn't even texted back texture heart attack? I'm trying I'm doing the best I can. This is the best I can do. I'm getting thousands of texts. I'm re- I'm responding to so many of them and if I if I take take a Swig Nyquil it's your lucky day because I've been engaging with people giving them life advice giving them veterinary medical advice. While I'm I'm not I'm responding to a couple people really thoroughly to the point of where I just. I feel like this is going to end up. In a restraining order. I Dunno mine or them unclear but but the texting thing the idea is that when I go on tour you can text me places to go. I can text you. I'm coming to Atlanta. Here's some free tickets the first couple of people that text me back you benefit from this. I get nothing out of it. It's more direct than I am. which gets Kinda lost the antilock but also I think with marketing now? I don't WanNa fill up my instagram. I'm greg with just promoting my shows. It's annoying it's gross. And plus the algorithm. It can be too like another toward even see a tour post. That goes ooh Lauryn Hill was in the Hollywood bowl. And I didn't even know about it. You know I'm mad about it too. I'm her biggest. I didn't even hear about it so marketing. There's so much clutter now to just posting on instagram. Awesome is not enough. Like all is my biggest pet peeve when I go to work in Houston and I do five nights of shows in. Houston I go to the airport. And someone's like. Oh my God Whitney. I'm such a big Fan. What are you doing Houston? And I'm like Bitch I just did five nights of shows how did you do you follow me. Yes do you follow me on twitter. Yes you instagram. Yeah so how did you not see this. You Bitch I I just did stretch. I've been here for five days. Houston so this is a way I can get directly to you. If you don't want a text me and don't want to get text from don't don't then go to not get off this list. Getting on subscribe me from this list. The Fuck Outta here ungrateful. y'All are ingrates. It's not all of you just just talking about you. saw me this morning every birthday video every morning I wake up. I make a special birthday video specifically specifically for everyone whose birthday it is. Look at this look at this. You saw me. I was singing. I was dancing. Listen to this Dan. Remember the bait.
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"What's that star wars character? That everybody HEO charger. elmo annoys me little almost always like out there. Yeah yeah a little too positive. It's a difficult voice to listen to always indicate Elmo fucking what are you drinking. Relax they have a seat. Cookie Monster was just such like big-hearted awesome fucking dude and then also just so zen C is for cookie. Okay that's good enough for me Zana's things that's true. It's just fucking awesome. Yeah if you could be one age for the rest of your life what would you pick physically well if I could be one age just in general this age. Yeah if I could be any age again well what's once you become a parent. It sucks. Kazan Mike is not gonna be alright. We'd take the kid out of their selfish bill limited in my own world. I'd be like nineteen twenty again working at this place corporate software off where where I worked in this I worked in a warehouse. Yeah Logan unloading trucks. Yeah before things really carried any sort of weight still living at home. The stakes weren't that high. Yeah and it was just like everything was still fucking new. INEX- yeah and I'm not saying they like different things become more like that is replaced when you get older and you have kids and like you know watching my daughter learned how to ride a tricycle was was was fucking. You know the Byrd. It was pretty amazing. Beatles were stones. I can't make that decision. Okay and especially. I definitely have to stick up for the Beatles because a lot of people younger people now just like you. You know what happens is when you're as great as they are. Everybody steals from use in the way that people go back and watch it they like it. Just doesn't have the impact. Yeah yeah you got to go back and just immerse yourself into and what was going on when they put those regular out how much they influence and I I just and then what I loved what I love about. The rolling stones is like like they have like that you know with the Beatles who like we're not planning more live shows Were I feel like they had that need in that hunger. Yeah they had to have that rush with that feeling that you're talking about rush from the audience when you're connecting with an audience like that kids it's like a sickness but if applied properly which they did it is Incredibly what I love about watching Keith when he plays a chord and he lifts his shoulders up and he makes that face. It's not that's not an act. It's unaffected affected. You're watching what it makes them feel yet. Totally Buddy Mike got like front row tickets like an eighty nine one. Only time. I saw him on the steel wheels tour and he was so close. And he's just off duty goes Keith was just whacked out on something and then you read. You know. He didn't do. He hasn't done drugs like the seventies you know. Have a drink here or whatever but like it was was just like what you were. Seeing was a guy experiencing euphoria juuling what he loved to do. Totally and what you are doing it was reading. You Know Star magazine in shape right and understand. I saw one of the great things I've ever Keith. Richards as far as his passion he was talking about how much he loved guitar goes. He was talking about opening a guitar case. And that smell. Because that smell he goes he said he just want to crawl in enclosed the lid and it was just like it's like this is just coursing through his totally really so I just anybody like that is like addicted to what they do to that level. It's like Oh my God I got a fucking Bruce springsteen. I felt that way but when I saw him play when I could see the the details of his face and how immersive Gig one time Ireland and this guy you know when these guys just drives people uh-huh and I was just like I was asking who they drove because there was a great story. So Yo he's going like he's like I'll tell you who I drove believe a couple of months ago I drove Bruce Springstreen I when I was gone and I was just like going. Oh my God what was that like. He Goes Oh God love him. He just collapsed into the car. He was in so much pain after the show me. He's almost seventy and he was sitting eh talking about. It's just a terrible. I was fucking pretty good. That was like an Irish Paul McCartney He was talking about the what the guy puts row. Yeah Yeah physically that he got in a car occupied tackle you guys sliding fucking knees. Three hours yeah jumping up on the reunions. There does your hip. She's God God love him. Seen on Steven Steven Tyler's fetal fucked up. Because you know like Gallup and things he doesn't want he would tap for kind of on the side like did just no air and tear and James Brown prince knee and hip replacements. These guys like when those people are fucking you know. That's why they aside from the talent like when they're putting their bodies on the line like that it's just like you can't can't even if you're dumb you feel it and they expect that if you go to a rolling stone show you don't want Mick Jagger. Kansas stand there. He's about that guy is I think he weighs the exact same way he way when he did the Ed Sullivan Show Yeah Sixty Hour. He's the same He never got like that. You know that Dad Baud Yeah. He was hilarious. He became a damn the seventy s and he still doesn't have data. There's no excuse for any anybody else out there. He's been a deadly twelve times over before I know you're not great with compliments. Okay Act well thanks for doing this. And thanks F is for families out now that season four thank you for crushing it for all of these years got season four is going to be coming out. I don't know when early part of next. It's still so fun to do. I love the stories going is. I'm trying to have fun because it'll be sad when we stopped and I know all right. Yeah so one of these stays on my podcast. I gotta I gotTa get you say. Let's do it all right all right you just do it before bedtime right. All Right Eh one. Do that happen well that that happens. Say That happened is strange for us because we listen to him so you listened to him all the time so it must be strange to hear my voice occasionally like interject interject. It's weird I in a way. I'm like shut up like I in my head. I'm like just let them talk to. That's why I don't think I talked as much I see a lot of yeah yeah yeah. That's on Brian. I know I know I do too. I can't it's hard. There's certain crutches that whenever I listen to the show I Gary Cole- in the Office Office. I realized I have certain things that I say. I say the word so allot you do. Yeah Yeah I say yeah well anyway. Something it's not about me. It's not about you pitcher. It's about it's about bill and I will say I think you did a good job of this. Maybe going to sound insulting to. I think I made it as a compliment used. You did a really good job of staying on his way to a large extent because I don't think or foam I'm just fell down and we have a new little description of new studio in the House and in home studio and it's fallen apart so maybe it sounds a little different listeners. But I I think his forte is just talking to him. So it's clear I think he's I think he's a good interview guest. I I think he's good at interviewing people but I think definitely his forte is just being alone. stand-up yeah sometimes bill on bill show. If you're not familiar Miller with he'll just be listening he'll be watching a sports game and it's entertaining. That's the crazy now show is that he talks about certain topics that I have almost. Oh interesting like racecar dry. Yeah racecar drive like Mo.. GP motorcycle racing or yeah or NHL Hockey. There's certain things that are of interest drumming. Yeah even things. I'm not interested in. Yeah I still want to hear him talk about. That's the mark of a truly outstanding person. He is maybe the most entertaining meaning single person that I can think of. He's just has such strong funny opinions. That that's why I think you to stay out of his way. You don't want to interfere too much. You WanNa let him get his his opinions out in the most efficient way possible as interviewer. I think he's very convicted. And because of that it's it's almost not worth engaging on a back and forth. I mean maybe I'm making excuses for myself not being able to also in your defense. It wasn't so much of a dialogue as some of the other yet interviews have been I. I mean that's a nice taste of what his show is about to. It's basically like if you listen back to the show and you mute out every time the yeah pretty much vill show doc you add some hockey and yeah but that's why it's so fun watching listening to neon his wife because she can actually she actually challenges right because she well knows me better than me but also is very smart herself and quick and funny near as real real funny. I never understood or never appreciated did that transactional nature of stand up comedy. I never he talks about that a bit but yeah When he feels it from the on yeah that that it's it's the audience and ideally gets to laugh and gets distracted from their lives but the comedian get so much to do? They get so much validation joy and the way you feel I can imagine I can only imagine when a whole audience full of people are like the laughing so hard they can't roll. My feeling must be unbelievable. I that feeling when it's only a handful of people it's one person it feels so good. I mean attack. I can't imagine way. Also you know Justin Timberlake. Can People like that. Who have who just have control over a whole crowd? Yeah but then you think what is the opposite of that. What if you're alone on stage I think about that? This is why stand up comedy to me is such a crazy thing to do because if you fail at that had it must feel horrible. Well that's why I think bill. BURR got a lifetime's worth of credit. Not just from comedians. But from the people like me fans of comedy for his that rant that he delivered in in that show at shown Philadelphia. It's now infamous. I would famous now. WH- when does it become famous. When does this isn't infamous? When it's like a bad thing guy? Lee Harvey Oswald is. Yeah that's true it's famous now. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. He he goes on a twelve minute rant against Philadelphia because these people have been heckling his fellow. Oh comedians all day and they've just been such a rude volatile audience that he just goes off on them and it is. It's like glorious. That was my introduction action to bill. Burr you want you writing me but that feeling when you are bombing on stage. Oh my God and things aren't going well I I think there always seems to be kind of a dark undercurrent to these brilliant comedic. Mind that that you meet you come across and you ask him about that a little bit you said you ask about the rivalries in the jealousy. Yeah I'm because it must be I. I can imagine how easy to be jealous of someone in that world because if your so desperate for laughs and so afraid of the opposite of that it makes sense that you would see people doing well. It'd be like hi well. And they're so few slots available right success for success like there are so many comedians trying to downplay downplays. That claims. That's not much thing. I'm really into like all these little. Like in fights means God God. I'm really into such a comedy. I was thinking about bills Special about tiger a paper tiger and how some of the things he was saying. Were so incendiary incendiary especially in today's cultural climate like That we're we're it's quite easy to offend and MM He was saying such potentially offensive things but the audience was for the most part as far as much as you could hear until they were all laughing and enjoying it engaged so so it's almost like when you're performing live versus the there are two different arenas that that are being talked about when it comes to that kind of comedy which is like one is the people at home on twitter and social media. who have have their phones at their disposal and they can just say whatever they want versus like the immediate reaction of an audience? And how do you Are there just different playing fields. And and where does that comedy lived. We're should it live well. He says that he's he'd stay off social media. Exactly it's void having read something speaking of the that feeling that feeling when you are on stage and you're just experiencing this like see evaulation. I remember being on the side of the stage my ex. You know what I was going to say. No no no I just thought you were about to be like I can relate. No no no I can't really. I mean the closest I can come is like which I hate is bowing at the end of the play which I fucking hate doing I hate the the bows I remember doing it. Once I was doing playing San Diego and with how Lyndon the great and Donald phaser Donald very tight about such a good but how was eighty five. An old school actor. Great actor was on Barney Miller. He played the lead and Barney. Miller if you remember that for some of our older more seasoned listeners and how director gave me a note he said just in your you. You gotTa work on your your vows to quick and I just wanted to get off the stage. I hated the idea of like..
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"You go up there now. There's some white guy with a cupcake shop injuries sweetheart to do do you okay. I've been reading this book and you know how rare I should read anything thin. I've been reading this book by this. Finish guy his name's Tarot. He has a Japanese sounding last name but he's finished but this book is so good. It's called healing mushrooms. And it comes with it came with our pack of forcing matic. which is this brand that harnesses all the healing power of mushrooms? And that might sound like either are psychedelic and weird hippie. dippy but mushrooms account for eighty ninety percent of the world's medicines. The company. You has has so much benefit in terms of immunity energy longevity. It's a superfood company that's mushroom based We've tried a few of the products. We tried a the mushroom coffee which I was very skeptical to try. I thought it was going to just like mushrooms or not that I just like mushrooms but when Dr Coffee I want I'm going to separate you don't like mushroom ice cream so this mushroom coffee for one thing tasted delicious delicious coffee but also at half the caffeine so so it didn't make you at all jittery. Like coffee sometimes does but gave you the same amount or more clarity like mental acuity sharpness it. It was great so now I'm really into this mushroom coffee. It was delicious so other than the coffee they have these elixirs. That hot cows macho superfood blends. They've so many different from things and you all you have to do is empty the packet into a cop and add hot water to release really easy so it's great for travel. You're on the go. So forcing magic mushroom coffee has made with lion's Mane and shock lines is the new thing in the mushroom. Fun Guys Fellow Fun. God it's GonNa be. It's GonNa be your go-to morning beverage. I guarantee you it. Has It makes you productive and focused and creative. It's been used by the Buddhist monks for yeah. Yeah god-knows-how-long focused or well. They do meditate. Exactly I was being I was and I was getting back to you I I just I just wrote to a friend because there were all these mushrooms growing in my yard recently and I wondered if I could if they were edible their safety and he said he thought they were maybe the species but you can be sure and he said said it could be at a edible but I go by the rule quote. There are bold mushroom hunters and their old mushroom hunters. But there are no old. Bold mushroom hunters isn't that cool. That is cool. But the Guy Tarot and the people at forcing matic are both old and bold mushroom hunters and they.
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"In eight hundred court just like window down the thing as I watched Gregory my whole life so just that one blip was just something that like it was more like those moments in life. I don't know why come back to me when I'm in the shower. I don't know why and I'll be in the shower. And then when I hear them I try to shout them out at my brain when I think of him and I'll just be like washing. I just picture. Hey how was lunch and I disagree on the shower just like I know must be funding wife in fact I got a Charley Horse. I don't know why I don't just say a Gregory Hinds. I was thinking about this time. I bombed an audition with Gregory hines. Ah Well what's funny is is. It doesn't happen as much but it comes from a place of self hatred where I hate myself for that. Was You told such having listened to your show for a while you have. I think you know a lot better about letting go. And you've talked about that you really open about the boat. You ahead of really funny thing happened to you when you went to see to kill a mockingbird There was a guy sitting a few rows behind you. It was it made us Christian. We're listening you made us laugh so hard. 'cause it's just it's such a small thing like what did I say that he was so it was. It's so it's soda pop in there like it was it. It was the moment where Drunk Soda Pop. Yes revealed that like he figured it out and then nothing that you got the fucking guy with the mental issues who never speaks the whole time. Ripe or he speaks he goes saying something like he was some miracle he was like this fucking ghost whisperer people who haven't talked any year so bills watching skill mockingbird goes behind just basically just like spoiler spoiling the the show and he's clearly least read it or seen it knew what was coming and there's this running thing where like the town drunk revealed that he he actually is. It's also it's also a story that has been around around long enough guy spent alive. He's acting like it just came out and he reads people so well. Yeah but it's it made me laugh so hard when you were like I wish I wish shied the balls to just turn around and stare at him for the rest of the play. Yeah and just look like make him bat uncomfortable but you know what it is now now I actually. I wish that I could hang out with them. Because what you could get some acting roles now what you could take from that guy. The security security is trying to see. Where does it come? Yeah totally how does he do it. And then just set him up to see if they'll do it again different form and just and then and then try different reactions to it. Yeah see how it does it fill them up. Does it deflate him. How does he hold himself? Yeah like that's the type of shit that is just like Like I don't know the more the more I've gotten into your mazing world of acting which I think is one of the hardest fuck and things to do. Well it's this is one of the weirdest thing is one of the easiest things to fake to just like. Oh did you see so and so you know. He's fucking drives a truck. He was great in that movie. It's like he was playing a truck driver. All you to do is just memorize the fucking lines and make them sound believable. Well that's what I think about. I mean I'd like to send this to bed rockwell. Sent me a video of Alan because we were the first thing I did was with Alan Rickman and Like a pretty consistent presence in my life throughout the summer I loved and really admired. And I'll send it to you this video of Allen Richtman talking about acting these. I'm not going to do the impression. But he's like basically it can he's like it compounds me that when people go over their lines the night before and in the mirror and he's like all you WanNa do is get to a point where you can listen to somebody and be present to somebody else and the way he says and I'm not I'm not doing that. He he did a little more than well. That's not. He's being like super humble. Do that guy that guy could be like. He was amazing. Diehard which that that role Ano- that movie made Bruce Willis is star. And I I know and I love Bruce ause movies but like that made me a fan of his and I would just watch everything he did even the face he made when he felt. Yeah you know how they did that with like a green how you saw like. Oh my God this is the end. It's true to you gotTa do a little bit more than just be present. You'll fellow actors and like yeah. I was just listening to Bruce. Saying I'm going to throw you out this window. I really I believe that when people know you when things like that happen because I think that's one of the reasons I relate to your comedy and I love your show. How do you let go with things like that? I mean I guess in the shower but how so how how do you. How long does it take for you to get over? I don't know what happened. I got was really like you know angry negative person and I just sort of chip away at it. I think People Watch my act. I think probably we'll be think I still am but I'm not I'm a really I can find the daylight I think that's just something doing the road how depressing it can be the only and everything it's just like I had to like. Okay okay I can sit in this or I can try and get something out of this day like okay. I'm in fucking Denver. Like what other people do here and I. I started with sporting events outlets. You'd find out just restaurants or I'd find hersal space where I could just jam on some drums for like an hour. Yeah Yeah and now Nia comes with you sometimes before if you go to like when you went to Ireland. Show doesn't play. Yeah he's all about coming to Wichita. I just feel you like you've been lonely lately and Rome would be a good place for us to reconnect. No she's no dummy. I remember I. It's not like she became this person. She was always that person because I I was dating or longtime ago which New York always so lonely when I'm not on I'm not here with her because even higher and down everything but I I still you know. There's a bar where I remember like our second date. I remember when I walked into the Bar She was sitting at the bar and she had this white shirt on his button-down shirt and she just she look radiant and I remember in of course she fucking she took it to the dry cleaner and they lost it like my favorite shirt that she had that was the first time it was just like you know already ready felt something this segment. Who is this person in? Every time I walk by that bar. I haven't even been didn't want go win it unless she's there so like I walked by and every time I what by I just picture looking over his shoulder smiling when I walked in. So this day cool I don't remember the question. That's vividly airing that so there. That was y'all but being so when I was with her I remember early on. I was doing I had a new year's date and I was and I was stewing kickers Lavonia Michigan. A great gig. Yeah but I was just like hey you wanna you wanNA hang with me New Year's I gotTa gig whereas Ah Lavonia Michigan. She was Lavonia Michigan ago. Yeah you WANNA go. She goes now and I laughed. I go what she goes. I'm not leaving New York City. It's just like bill. I love you when I would love to have a kiss to the countdown. But like I'm not having Lavonia mission that backdrop. Now I mean I gotta respect that. Now it's such an attractive quality just that honesty. Well that's why it's so compelling listening to you guys talk on the podcast because you just so you hold your ground and and and you know you'll you'll that can lead to epic fight so yeah yeah. Yeah no I've standing your ground can really lead at some point. It's like all right. Will you give I mean like you. Listen into it I mean that's that's the there's some I have my new I go I go through streaks of giving and then I have streaks of like dying on every hill and then I just have. I'm going for a walk I I I just can't seem to like all of it is is trying not to be. The Guy Dies on every hill. Yeah so I know you guys got into a thing about the EMINEM store. She's like why you keep saying it's changed so much. New York's change so much because she's just giving me shit one hundred percent has yet but I remember getting off at the Port Authority. And what the Fuck I saw this look like a giant fucking jerk shop if I if I were I would say yeah but that was back in the nineties when I got here we left in two thousand seven. I mean that was her point yet but already started even since two thousand seven but even since two thousand seven I was a change. Yeah all right yeah it looks like a fucking bed bath. And beyond. That's True Times Square's is they just. They're just leveling everything. I'm not saying it's good Babar. Like Duke the skyline do recognize the skyline aligned from like if you looked at from ten years ago and those tall super skinny things that are killing central park and also when I used to date Nian I go up to see her in in Harlem and I would go up there after my shows I get off the fucking subway and you had to walk down the middle of the street people would jump out and grab you like it was fucking escape from New York. Yeah that was two thousand four. Okay.
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"For meat again. And why aren't you drink for a year. That's incredibly not drinking. Just because it got a got two out of hand. I have the time name. You'll be drunk and just you know but I also got into bourbons and stuff do this one here so I became. Pretend it's a hobby. Yeah I became the canister drunk right. Yeah Yeah so class here and it was like you know I didn't know how to deal with some of the new stresses in my life so I I was using I was using. It is that and I was drinking alone and I loved it I would come home. My wife would be a sweep. I miss it still and I would come home and and I would get a nice big ice cube. I'm literally mouth-watering now. I would take your flood and my rule was first thing I would I would i. Would you know I was really into the reading. The whole thing like we don't want the ice cube to drip into the Bourbon too much because you changing the flavor. It's like those people who like light a Cuban Cigar Little Cedar fucking thing because you know what the chemicals the lighter and I was really getting into all of these all the more knowledge. You have the more you can disguise that your shits a little out of control and they're basically your trip a tour of the Oreo cookie cookie factory and that they have this. This is how they put the sugar in. It's just like buddy as just consuming a fucking sugars off the rails. It's just like you becoming a fat that fuck because I'm not like an but I'm definitely a guy like I what is made me successful. Could also take me out because when I get into Shit Yeah I can industry. It's like Oh my God I like Bourbon fucking get into the shit so woohoo problem then it became. I had to fill it up over just over the the ice cube. Nice call. 'CAUSE I my wife would give me shit like that. I had one drink. She goes like this fucking big. It'd be it's a home port. Ah but she's cool so she was all right Omelette then one became too and then to became three and I was like you know and then I became a dad and then I was like like legally. He's Shit faced. It must be. This was my thing this was I would. I would come home after doing stand up. I had a great fucking time and I had these. I actually bought these glasses that this guy makes down in El Segundo. I don't know if he's still makes them in there and they were all really got into it. They were all made out of glass last. Okay the whole glass including the ice cube. It looked like an ice cube but that was also glass. And then you took the glass and you put it in the freezer so then when you took it out you poured your booze in there and it got chilled and you had this being that was essentially working like an ice cube but there was no water. Oh that'll you were getting this season by looting straight booze and it was chilled in my thing. Thing was I would pour it up and over that glass thing that looked like an ice cube and I would drink three of them and I would watch like three episodes of Peter. Gunn maybe like seventy seven sunset strip and it was like all old school TV. So I didn't have to deal with global warming or any of this people screaming about trump or fucking hillary and I I would just sit there and watch this shit and everybody. In the shows I was watching was drinking and smoking. They wanted to kiss a woman. Only touch you know these big fucking gas guzzling cars. Ars there was no ramifications to any of the behavior the golden era and it made me feel like yeah man was born in the wrong era man fucking. That's it's always great to to to analyze with nobody else. I'm liking all these answers. Yeah compared to compare yourself to like movie stars come in and it also must be weird to be at all I the few times I've been like stoned or slightly drunk around like I don't do it often but if I around a kid kid there's always something a little weird about that but I only matches your well adjusted person. There's this thing that you just can't like 'cause I knew what was going to happen was eventually. She was going to be old enough to be awake when I was doing that. And I was going to normalize that sort of behaviour and then just like yeah. Whatever my dad drank you know Blah Blah Blah Blah? So I try. I tried to shield her from a lot of my problems. Trying to work out. Why like that? You say that about parents about that. We're all just. We have to leave Leib our childhoods behind got like the childhoods. We can't like because it doesn't exist in La. It's in your head right so that was a a really sort of great moment. When I had with my wife at one point I was just like you know what I fucking realize? It's like none of our our childhoods. Don't exist anymore. Yeah you're not this person. You're not that person you'll you and me me and our kid is us right and with her own thing. Sure she's around so whatever the fuck happened to you when you were four. What happened to me when I was six that we're we're still hanging onto it's not? It's not in any way affect her unless we're still hanging onto this shit all the time with parents hard. It's hard because you love them so so much and then you don't want to pass it onto and then what it is. Is it trying to stop one issue. You create this other issue right right you know through overbearing over controlling rolling sort of yet trying too hard. Yeah leaning the other way. What's your do? WanNa really pass on her. Like I disappointed. If she didn't get this from me or or get this from from Nia that you you're gonNA be Alright GonNa be all these people that are going to sell you shit. Fear everything from a car to you need two years of a language and all of this type of stuff like I wish I could go back and it's just literally listened to you. Do what you WanNa do and just know that so much shit that people are going to say to you in life. It's their reaction to this thing that they're afraid you're going to do right and if you've listened to them I mean I can't imagine how many incredible guitarist are working at home depot or how many hilarious people are like driving driving a truck or something like that and they wanted to do something and they just weren't surrounded by the right people because I wasn't strong enough to do this and just when I really look back the luck that I had a falling falling into this and how I somehow there must have been Ryan right right as I almost went off the cliff and I wouldn't have done it. This person came into my life. I mean there is a way so you can then look back in everything. Means something exactly those like you said earlier. Those that things you remember. I don't know but there's definitely things where I just looked like I just did a Gig when I was in Vegas and I and I still have that thing. Thank God I said to my wife I was just like can you fucking believe this is our life like I can't believe I'm GonNa go downstairs and get to act like an idiot for an hour. It's fucking awesome you can. I'm sure that in your pocket listener. You're probably I can. I can feel when you have a good show when you've come back from a tour when you were talking about the middle part of Europe how those state like Hungary. Although shows were Budapest I always on states I would fuck and do a special here. Yeah I was just like I fucking this. Yeah so you can hear that an a and to have the joint. I'm sure we both people who are at yeah. Warsaw Warsaw Budapest Vienna. They will all just like I was kept at the mid west of your if you stay out out of a defensive mindset and you just get into the different vibes of each country you can really have fun with it and just talked to him. I mean like Estonia Latvia. When you get to they're like do you know you just meet somebody where it's like? They're not trying to make you not comfortable there. Sure themselves and you're trying to tell them something and they're not gonNA LAUGH APP unless it's funny. It's and they're not buying unless they sell it to them. I'm terrible it's not doing anything to me. Why am I so uncomfortable? Comfortable around this person and I always thought there was a power move. You know those people who kind of like wait you out. You know what it's a test of you. Yeah is what it is in what you have to do what I always do. Is I find the comedy in it. So the comedy is like Wow I am so fucking comes this guy so you know what I'm GonNa do. I'M GONNA fucking overly overly commit to this and I'm just GONNA I'm GonNa go even. I don't know how to do that necessarily in a pitch. Because in defiance there's a thing with defiance alliances the self esteem toured. But you gotTa make sure you don't punch through the fucking self sabotage so the anger show or any sort of frustration show. Yeah Yeah where I had appeared in my life where I was so angry. Everything I said sounded angry Had this audition for this show. Gregory hines rest to Seoul. Had was GONNA do a Sitcom and I had this audition for it and it was one of those things where they will really far behind and right before I was going to go in. They went to lunch lunch so then it was another half hour and they ate whatever just came in and your own. No but I wasn't mad. I was nervous because I was going to producers service which used to scare the shit out of me back in the day says Blah so I came in I was like bill and I knew I was introverted and I knew I was angry and I and I was like you gotta say something in social so they see you're a good guy and maybe you can book. This and I came in there but everything I said sounded angry. I didn't know that so came walking in and they go. Hey Bill how're you doing. I'm like great I was launched is how I said it but in my head lunch but that's not always said it a a great house lunch and then you're like oh I mean we just got behind were saw and I was like oh no no I well I like like that and then they go. Let's do the scene in this guy taps and I look over. And it's Gregory Hinds. Oh God he was so into the show in such a pro that he didn't skip the auditions he wanted to see. If the VIBE with somebody oh my I went and Jess was all about. And he was all amazing I remember but he was hitting me with the sides. Oh come on man casual played with play. Let's play that's the worst. I just drove home in eight hundred court just like window down the thing as I watched Gregory my whole.
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"I love it you taking your sneaker. I don't know why I like Mr Rogers. You just held up Fred Rogers. He did that he switched from. He'd throw do's hand. Well that was a move. Yeah Yeah it's classic. Do such a a good person to the point of being weird and then I watched the documentary was like no at. This guy was just a good person. You're like waiting for the darkness. They because I think think meeting a truly good person is so weird that they're sort of weird by WHO's that guy ran for president. Ralph Nader yes. Everybody blamed for the two thousand. Yeah yeah which it really wasn't. I think it was that time. When was Al Gore? who was like? Hey you didn't laugh enough in the last debate and the next came I was just like aw like not no-go Howard Dean. Yeah it'll get you keep it in that. Yeah he fucked up but that guy like I saw a documentary on him one time. They like how they tried everything I saw. They dug into his life with Howard. Dean Nater Knit Yeah. They tried everything they dug into his life and the guy had nothing then he'd go to the grocery store or something so they started sending beautiful women and they're like. Hey Ralph Ralph. That's kind of a sexy name and and he just was just like yeah. Come quads. Didn't respond to that. Then they save gay guys in no way. That didn't work. I saw the documentary on time that that didn't work. And they were like fucking guys as sexual and sexual couldn't get them and Mason paper tiger. Your special chill on. Netflix is is brilliant. And I texted Ed. Spur it's so funny. It's so good but it's also important in terms of Being able to say what you think. It's just house Garrett shows you yeah how oh off the road. This whole vetting thing came that you had to like literally be measured in saying. Hey I think somebody in America should be able to say. Hey what they want. Yeah were you nervous were you had how has been received and I mean I was definitely like already when it was coming out like just when it comes out as a comic comic he just he just can't go on social media for like three days. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA get The chicken little people you know. Sky's falling the acorn on the head. Thing and and they I gotta be honest like after like three or four days of thinking stuff like that. It just kind of struck me as funny like I've done nothing wrong. I just did my job. I'm making people and this is the thing too is they. Don't get to see what I see when I see when I really when I really get somebody laughing like in what I get out of that crowd. I mean the very like fair thing. That's going on in that. Like like this. You can make people people laughing. There's a certain level of laughing that you can take somebody to where if you get them to that level. They're not thinking about anything else in their life in that moment other than what you just he said in our funny that is maybe Oh my God am I gonna be able to catch my breath when you get right. Brass ring that you're reaching for that laugh every every tag. Ah Yeah possible but when you get somebody laughing like that it just makes you feel so good. Yeah so what you doing is like this really positive thing but like you know people just kind of spin it in such a selfish negative. I remember I used to watch for trees because portrayed more than anybody could get somebody to that level and I remember you know he would have sort of that choppy. Getting twenty was going to say before we let you have and sometimes the crowd figure out where he was going and he would and see people already laughing and it would make him laugh at us and it was like Watching him obviously performance incredible but watching him laughing thing along with his crowd legitimately. Yeah like they're labyrinth. Join laughter laughing at US saying like this guy. This is all shed I could never say. Can't ah shut the fuck. But he would also know but like the joy watching him that he would get out of making somebody laugh which is a fucking great thing to do for something. Yeah okay born outside of Boston safe suburbs. Yes so where where Newton nerve I was. I lived on the north shore when I was really young in the grew up in the south show. We moved around. Okay Oh okay. So how close its efforts for family into your actual childhood while it's in a Malcolm of of every like the other show. Creator Co Creative Shall Mike. Bryson is Great Mike Price from the simpsons and then we have all these amazing writers and you know the interview process was basically tell some childhood store. Oh Oh really like well. Ma made an apple pie right see later. It's just like my brother used to hit me for no fucking crazy. Let's move to the next round so it was like nick this weird sort of thing where they kind of act and I tend to believe a too but I don't know it's as prevalent as people think that this generation gap in like parenting With like you know it was tougher when I was a kid. And now you guys Blah Blah like these writers. I mean they're all you know fifteen twenty years younger than me in the writer's room and they had you know an older brother or a bully or something like that. I think it's just now with social media. Maybe this it's just new ways to bully where it's Kinda like the mob. The mob has new scams down there online gonNA do unlike the well sort of most of them went legit got into corporations because he has a lot out of the old school mob things. They're just legalized will vaguely GAM- gambling. Now you can. You can do the sports both. Yeah like banking. They used to be laws laws on usury. Now there isn't so banking just legalized loansharking The lottery is just the numbers sharing. It's the way you till you're talking about how they used to control politicians back in the day they would like. Yeah you out and now they just don't give you as much airtime on. MSNBC WHATEVER SERENA Bank and a loan shark was like well bank will never ever break your legs. It's like well they don't have to have the cops. The reason why a loan shark had to is because what he does not. It's not legal. Row Fuck Yourself. Oh yeah there you go now so you play the dad on efforts for family just want to give people some context and then I play the oldest son takes place in the early early seventies and I play very I would say like I do. Every Line of mine is some version of saying stupid dildo. Yeah she's there's a lot of like yelling rolling and it's a really fun kind of liberating thing to get to do But I always say there's nobody at other yell with than than you. You're just like a great person again. The person a yellow. I like Kevin Because Kevin is we're finding is very sensitive. Yeah he's very creative and he's not meant necessarily early book smart which I find a lot in this business. I just met this amazingly brilliant musician slash pilot and I was talking. I just I just want us to be talking to you. It's like how is all of that in your head. Yeah you're talking. I just started curiosity. How'd you do at school? He goes terribly interesting. It's like and I mean a lot of people like that in this business. Where was Do you think that of yourself. Do I think that I definitely have the terrible. Yeah Bet Yeah did mattered in right when it counted the field goal kicker and I just pushed them all hooked. What kind of kid were you? Were you interested in music on your big drummer. You love to Drum I. I love music but I was. I was always into just screwing around and I was into sports. I like sports Yet I played baseball. My Dad Kinda saw the C. T. E. thing incoming. Oh realized signed up for football and I wanted to play and he used to scream at my mom every night. Going like crisis is a toothless truck driver coaching the guard. Dot you're taking ahead white. quit because of that. I wanted to because I knew he was upset. Yeah and you know. He's all misdirected. You when you grow up in like a house of Volatility Tila you learn how to like okay. This is what he's saying. What does he mean right? which has helped me really major Mike? I'm getting a weird vibe off. This guy's being friendly with the Fox really going on right well. You're very intuitive TUITA. You're very good at kind of How close to see to my only friend preference for him? I mean I met him briefly and he c- he didn't seem at all the way the picture that you paint a him or the version that I had in my head with Frank Murphy and Oh yeah I know my dad's dad hasn't it wasn't like Frank Murphy and it's it's a cartoon where we're exaggerating. What is was like thanks? He did say I'll put you through that fucking wall. He also did say that one time when he was outside side and we were trying not to laugh pointing towards the woods. Like is there a house on the other side Risley but even what it is was was. He was actually really a big softy. And he wasn't GonNa do stuff. Yeah but then like my mother was Oh yeah but he needed to instill some degree of fear. Sure yeah it was all and it worked came home. We'll fuck dad's home was comedy. I think you always wanted to do when you were a kid. was that something that you thought about doing I I just knew that I loved it. Yeah and I you know I fell into the thing that every person does the first time they see a comedian. All this guy must be the greatest guy ever to hang out with. Oh he does crack jokes all the time. He's always in a good mood. You know you meet the cliche Jr sad clown thing or worse. The jaded comic who stopped writing twenty two years ago. That's the hardest into watch Terrifying to watch his. You're a comedian on the way up going like how do I avoid God. Yeah you must you must see a lot of them. I I mean the not so much now what happened. was you know so many people just ended up being a journeyman with her. So few out there was like you're at work. Yeah Yeah it was a finite amount of a finite amount of shows. What was the shot? The COMEDIANS had were like. They're like well. If I if I get to this was it being on Conan was being back then then it was A pilot thank way back the beginning my career. It was like you wanted to get on the tonight show gonna tonight show Johnny but then you have a good set and johnny had to call you over to the camera. That's where the older guys tell it to Mariah. Because we just if he if he gave you the okay thing the met you are going to be back but that was kind of like You like a little bit of a didn't quite like but if you call over to the couch and really light you that was like this big thing and this conflicting things some guys say a that you immediately started selling all of these tickets with Steve Martin and his amazing book. was born standing. Yes he he said like. That's not the way it was. It was like you had to do it like Tan. Eleven times and it was like. Hey don't go to high school with you Fifteen Times. Hey you're that guy. That does the thing twenty times then when you were like A guy which I think makes more sense. Yeah Yeah it was just. I saw somebody one time going. Remember the name the next day at work. It's yeah difficult thing especially back then where you couldn't like record. It frees it and total watching. You saw one time. He had one time to watch at one time to get it and then maybe hope for a rerun so when when when did you start noticing that I mean at one point to finish What by the time I started it was the end of that and it was? It was more like we're totally clean. Go to Montreal do was set. Get a deal. Turn your act into a Sitcom you WANNA be on must see TV NBC. Because they we're fucking killing it was all it was I forget the lineup now Seinfeld friends just shoot me up and then. ABC We see was like Allen. The Tim Allen Show Improvement and then I forget what. CBS was CBS. Sort of lying. There I think they have more procedural shows and they they were kind of missing the mark and then Fox was the young hip dissimulations schaller stuff. Like Yeah Yeah Tracey Ullman show Twenty twenty one jump street. Yeah young hip people are so it was kind of it was that and then the Wbz came in and then somebody sends another network to right around this so that was the end and there was mad TV on Fox so there were so was that that was the goal to that was the the Dow was where the river was rush. Right something that's where your representation would steer you towards like l...
"bill burr" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"Y You're still defensive about monopoly. Maybe not about well also by pink I was. I'm GONNA say maybe you're a better sport. Well let's be honest about your temper. I think it's fair. I think we're an intimate place right now. I think we're in. We're in our house right. Yeah Yeah we should be honest about your temper. You had a temperature kit my former temper right you still. You don't have much of a temporary more. I will say but you had a really big temper as as a kid. You very competitive. I've done it. You also used to get really upset about your report card. Some you got PAT report card right. I remember you remember one time. We got a PAT report card and you came home and you you had in your hand. You're the paper pork on your hand and you're just coming around to the different parts of the house. Slamming a different wall's really of it with your hand. Remember it so clearly. I was so scared. Really Mania Devil. Yeah I would go berserk. I I was a very traumatic kid and then I would get very emotional There were many times I remember running away threatening that I was going to run away and then I didn't get the response I wanted so that made me more upset so I pack up a big bag. I'm making a big show on the cartoons like Wylie Coyote or bugs bunny they would always pack like a little sack. There was something very pathetic about it. And you know if you WANNA look pathetic back to your parents. Nice prop have anyway. Why are we talking about anger and our anger issues as kids? Mostly my anger and she goes. Even your temper pales in comparison not to our guest. Today Pales Pales Pales more than we are a very large temporary. What a great introduction? He's I've got lots of. He's also maybe the funniest person I've met. Yes likewise our guest today is bill burr. Who is one of the best comedians in the country? The world I'd say the universe. He is so funny and actually is an incredible actor too. And I don't think it gets the credit for that He's been in a bunch of movies. the two of US are on show that bill created a Netflix called efforts for family. It's an animated show. Bill plays the father of this family in the early nineteen seventies. I play his son. I play the oldest of his kids. This very angsty teenager named Kevin with about temporary. Yeah yeah terrible temper and we talk a little bit about this but it's it's one of the great joys of my professional. Life is getting to do scenes with bill. Were just yelling at each other. We just like screaming at each other. I'm almost always yelling. or He's as a teen. He's a fourteen fifteen year old so he's either really horny or angry tap tap monopoly days. Yeah it didn't take much I did. Actually it's really fun to be able to do that now in a controlled environment and for for something positive anyway. He's he was kind enough to sit down. He also so as a podcast that. Maybe our favorite podcasts. You both of those same folks. It is definitely my favorite podcast. I would say it's the one podcast that I never ever missing episode. I listen I listen. Every we are very loyal follower. I don't listen to his podcast Monday. Morning podcast and there is no one better. In my opinion there is no one better at talking to himself. And that's mostly podcast is every once in a while he has guest or his wife near comes on. But it's mostly him just just ranting and. I don't think there's anyone better at doing that. And it's weird. I didn't I recently. Met Him for the first time and but it was strange to meet him in person because listening to his podcast. You feel like I feel like and I know you can say this about other podcasts. And and this isn't on communists communist -sarily but I- legitimately felt like I. I I knew so much about him and I was so familiar with him that it seemed weird that I didn't know well I don't know him. Well I mean I don't know That outside just working on that show and and doing an animated show. You don't often get to be around the person usually we record separately. So his wife Neo Christian. I've worked with we've cushion. I've done punches into shorts that you can see on the other cabin dot com but NIA is is very good actress. She was kind enough to be in some of those shorts end and they have such a great relationship comes on the podcast because they are often antagonistic towards each other but in a really fun loving way in such. It's real but it's so fun to listen to how they fight through that in a loving way again and it's funny we. I think we've just gotten lucky in that. We've had a lot of guests on the show. Who are in really good relationships? You know yeah ones that. Are Kevin Bacon Cure Sedgwick. That's true and Kobe smolders. And they're like aspirational relationships. Yeah you. You're an release Japan. Yeah I'm not but I well. Maybe what now that when women here that I had a horrible temperature kid. They're GONNA love that they're gonNA. They're gonNA come knocking Anyway I I've always looked up to him for that for his sense of humor and he has a great special many great specials but his current sprint. One that's out now is a net. flicks is called paper tiger. And it's pretty brilliant. He's I should definitely watch that. He got an incredible mind. He's so oh quick. It was difficult to keep up with him but it was fun to try so I hope you enjoy my attempt at keeping up with the great.
Best moments from the 'Breaking Bad' reunion at San Diego Comic-Con
"Iraq has karaoke Hewitt's Kevin Biko life Nelson blues in San Diego for Comecon state of San Diego coming account account is what got alley in the same. Room as her all time number one crush Conan O'Brien. Last night We're gonna hear all about that coming up in about fifteen minutes or so I did notice there's an engagement, ring on ALI'S hand, today so I feel things went pretty well it looks like last night I o one, of the panels. That has, received the most attention this year so far was the tip anniversary, of breaking bad which by the way our friend Bill Burr moderated. That panel, huge is not a guest actor on. The show but a superfan in fact in introducing the panel with almost all of the cast in attendance he called it arguably the greatest show that's ever been on television I mean he put arguably in front of it. So I would agree with that because Top five easy right it's, a great show it's a great show there were two interesting things I've thought. That came out of it first of all everybody's been saying. Look we love better call Saul but. When arena c. Walter Jesse and some of the other characters on better call Saul Vince Gilligan creator of both says we will be sorely remiss if they, didn't appear on the, show before it ended but you will not be seeing either of them upcoming episodes which, is fine by. The way, I look better call Saul is great audits out the other thing, that I thought was interesting and I'd never seen the cast addressed. This before, as you guys have heard the Walking. Dead theory of breaking bad right now Run a, bias someone on the internet came up with the idea that the breaking bad show. In the Walking Dead take place in the same universe and, that it was. Waltz drug his product that caused the. Zombie outbreak oh I think. Is hilarious by the way that's dumb Vince Gilligan said well waltz dead Dow so I guess he could be zombie by agents are out there we should talk about that If Walter white showed up. On the Walking Dead is I would. Be pretty cool I would love it so much anyway it's weird after only five years off the. Air that there were, already looking back on the great it. Was breaking bad but it was pretty cool pedal yesterday? Did you see. As contest that they're having. For breaking that is funny this is a charity event and what you do is I guess you text a certain number and then you donate. Five bucks ten bucks or whatever it is, in, your you're in the drawing for an amazing price Aaron Paul starts this video. By explaining the? Contests and, how, you can win it what's up guys it's Aaron Paul and, I want you to? Come break bad with me bitch you heard that right it's..
Royal wedding: Final preparations underway for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
"The twos coming up in just a few minutes this is reporter's roundup the countdown continues for saturday's royal wedding prince harry and american actress meghan markle we'll have a global audience is they exchanged vows in a storybook ceremony multiple elements in recheck it with cbs news correspondent steve futterman he is outside windsor castle and steve first off the latest word on the father of the bride will leave either well we now know officially that thomas marco who seventy three years old who apparently underwent some type of heart procedure we think he had maybe three stents put into some arteries that were blocked he will not be here megan markle issued a formal statement that was issued by kensington palace on her behalf in that she says that she will not we'll sadly miss her father she says she loves him very much as you know there have been some tabloid publication reports talking about some a strange relationship between her and her father or strained relationship between her and her father she says she loves her father very much it always hoped he would be there for the wedding she also asked that people give him some space so he can focus on his health so could she walk down the aisle alone she could she could walk down the aisle with her mother she could walk another a possible theory is that does she might walk and have two gentlemen escort her down the aisle to future kings prince william and prince charles you are outside windsor castle and that is the place to be is the main focal point today we had some rehearsals and thousands showed up they jammed the sidewalks or the pavements as they call them here and some of the streets which have been blocked off they watched some of the military bands marched by they watch some of the military formations march and they also saw the the horse drawn carriage go by these part of the rehearsal so they know what to do when the proper procedures for saturday when this happens again on tender they of course inside that horse drawn carriage will be the newly prince harry and meghan markle cbs news correspondent steve letterman with us on reporter's roundup from the thank you thank you the movies timely knew he only ever had on to wipe out half the universe from the latest movie blockbuster and joining us cbs news entertainment correspondent bill burr gully bill avengers infinity war raking it.