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The 2019 Grammys

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20:32 min | 2 years ago

The 2019 Grammys

"Support for NPR and the following message come from marvel studios. Black Panther now nominated for seven Academy Awards including costume and production. Design score original song all the stars performed by Kendrick Lamar and Ciza and best motion picture. It's twelve twenty seven AM, and we are here to talk about this year's Grammy awards. It was a big night for childish Gambino and for Casey musk graves for host Alicia Keys. It was also a night of strong performances from artists like Janelle, Monet, Cardi B and do aletha. And don't forget, Diana. Ross wished herself a happy birthday a month and a half. We're wrapping up all this and lots more. So don't go away. Support for this podcast and the following message. Come from CO, alarm, mold and mildew stain remover while you're going about your daily life. There's something developing in the dark recesses of your home, mold and mildew are growing, but you can fight back with CO alarm, mold and mildew stain remover. It gets rid of mold and mildew stains and works without bleach or harsh fumes it even carries the EPA safer choice. Seal. Visit seal are brands dot com. To learn more today CO alarm, mold and mildew stain remover making the world a little cleaner. Welcome back. You just met NPR music, Stephen Thompson. And also with us from NPR music is honest, as yet yoga's, honest is. Yeah, welcome. Hi. So happy to be here. Thank you for being here with us to talk big Grammy awards. Now, I wanna talk about the awards themselves first album of the year, Steven this was your favourite album of twenty eighteen now that does not happen often my favorite album winds album of the case. See mosque graves golden hour, a beautiful beautiful record and song of the year and record of the air. Both went to childish Gambino for this is America, honest, as he ended that's a prize you at all I think it may have surprised childish Gambino more than any one else. Do you take anything away from the fact that those were the three big winners? Well, I would say this was the first year that the Grammys had expanded those categories as well as best new artists to eight nominees which is a huge field and sort of becomes anyone's game at that point. Because you're like, well, you know, maybe there's going to be certain segment of voters who go for this and certain labels that go for that. Cates. The math a lot totally totally does. Yeah. So it felt more like the field was open this year that has a while. Right. Right. And this was also a really important year for the Grammys in part because of a controversy over some stuff that the CEO of the Recording Academy. Neil porno had said last year and honest as a you've reported on this and talked about it remind people what the what the broad outlines of that controversy were. So last year just to paint a little bit of a background. Lord was the only woman who is nominated for album of the year who was not allowed to give us a low performance. And there was a fair amount of IRA in the music industry. Like, why was she singled out and the producer of the show guy named Kim Erlich said we just can't squeeze any everybody in. And then a reporter variety magazine followed up and asked Neil port. Now, who's presidency of the academy. What that was all about and sort of general feelings about women in the industry in the in the me metoo era, and he said well women need to step up. And if they did I think they'd be welcome. And that more than anything else that infamous line set off a firestorm. And according to what I hear from you, the pop music industry statistics for women are still pretty depressing. Yeah. So in two thousand nineteen let's just make sure we know they're all talking about the twenty th century right of music, producers two percent or women and of engineers re percent are women. So they're pretty abysmal and those numbers by the by come from a group of researchers at USC who have also studied the Hollywood they come under street. And they've said you'll look this is much worse than Hollywood. Yeah. Both in terms of numbers in terms of just general attitude towards women in the field. Okay. And when Hollywood is your barometer for for good stuff happening. That's not great. Well, and so this seemed to be something that they that was kind of on the top of mind and poor. Now has to come out every year and give a speech because he's the CEO of the academy, and nobody ever really wants to hear from the CEO of the economy this year. They also put it at eleven thirty when the very end of the show, everybody's tired. It felt to me like a glancing veiled reference to trying to listen when you do something wrong or something because this past year, I've been reminded that if coming face to face with an issue opens your eyes wide enough in makes you more committed than ever to help address those issues. Yeah. There was some very veiled. This has been a learning year for me language, and he's on his way out the door. His contract expires in July. He said months ago that he was leaving. So it sort of felt vague and empty to me as a listener. Right. They did start off the show with a number of strong performances from women. I felt like you had performances early on. Camila Cabello and Casey muss graves Janelle, Monet, eventually there was a big kind of performance from Cardi B. You know? The people again. Do not the cardio break. Tell us. Conduct. Whatever I did feel like those were the performances that were the strongest as opposed to your your post Malone. A one point they had post Malone come on and perform with the red hot chili peppers and post Malone is wearing kind of like this kind of grubby jacket and kinda slouches out and does his thing. And you just think man men need to step up. There was also a bit at the beginning. When the the host Alicia Keys brought out Jennifer Lopez and Jada Pinkett Smith and just shell Obama. And they sort of did this moment that was like look at all these great women unladed Gaga. And so it was this very big moment of kind of look at all these fantastic women. I felt like they were trying to address this and didn't say anything. Right. You know, that was the amazing thing they all got up and as you head. These visuals of these five incredibly impressive powerful, women all very self possessed and various ticket about what it is. They do and why they do it. And they serve go into the soapy thing about how meaningful music is. And I thought well are the visuals supposed to do the work for rides right from the Motown records? I wore out on the south side to the who run the world songs that fueled me through this. Last decade music has always helped me tell my story while I think in addition to to. That I I kind of appreciated the fact that they had a musician host. And instead of your typical kind of James corden like James corden was the host last year and he did a comedy monologue. And he did little skits to kind of fill time in a telecast that really needed to be a little bad out a little bit. The Whaley Shaquille approach that as a host was to perform songs right to kind of either bond with other musicians that she has relationships with or one point two to sit between two PNO's and perform this kind of somewhat random medley of songs at one point. She was doing it like kings of Leon song. Keno. And I appreciated the fact that she took the role of host to be kind of a musical overseer of the night. The the night really the night really had her presence and her DNA kind of scattered throughout which approach it. Yeah. That's true. Well, it's also true that the the kademi may have been casting a little bit like casting around for someone to fill time because they've had some very prominent musicians dropout like for example, couple days ago are Yana 'Grande who said hundred her photo is still being splashed on busses and billboards all over Los Angeles has being parv. The Grammy's dropped out and told them that she went even show up because she again, the sounds like the lured situation. The producers tried to dictate what song she would sing. And she said I can't do that. Yeah. I need to make my own choices and dropped out. So I think a leash he's worked incredibly hard. Did a masterful job of sort of making it feel organic in the way, you're talking about Steven in a situation that was maybe anything. But yeah, I think this is a good point to to bring up. The fact that Drake won best rap song for God's plan. And when he came on. I think have been some question about whether he would be present. But he was there. But when he came up to accept the award. He essentially took the opportunity to give advice to artists saying, none of this matters and the Grammies aren't important they cut off people during their speeches at various points. But it did seem you know, it was conspicuous the way I think it was the first person cut off. They didn't even play the music. If look look if there's people who have regular jobs were coming out in the rain in snow spending their harder money to buy tickets. Come your shows. You don't need this right here. I promise you you already one. The Grammy's even a year that I felt was pretty satisfying. I was satisfied with a lot of the winners and satisfied with a lot of the performance. But the Grammy's always give you a few pieces of terrible terrible optics and sort of jolting Drake off the stage as he's lightly. Criticizing the Grammys was not a tremendously. Good look for the Grammy. Right. Speaking of not a tremendously, good luck. I wanna move on and talk about some of the tribute performances on I think the one that people spent the most time on Twitter. Puzzling. Over was the Motown tribute headed up by Jennifer Lopez Jenny from the block is not the first person. I says he with g trade, and there are a couple of, you know, obviously, there were a lot of people who felt like why would you not give that spot to a black artist? But more to the point she's a dance pop artist, and she's not a soul singer. She doesn't seem suited to these songs to me. It was just a very odd choice. Us. No, it really really clanked. And which is a shame. And it's a shame that that's one that we're talking about on a night when the a bunch of other rice out of spying for France's I enjoyed having Dolly Parton come out like flanked by a rotation of really terrific exciting. Young women in country music. Jill. Thank you. He is. Damon? Scana. Three. I thought genome nays performance, I definitely found myself just a Gog and just like wanting like man, this is her Super Bowl halftime show. Hopefully. Casey must graves who could have fallen. So flat performing a very soft ballad while standing still in a in a in a long dress just sang beautifully. Starling strong. There's always. Hang your. Brandy Carlisle who I really thought was going to do a little bit better awards wise during the telecast had an absolutely knockout rendition of her son joke which was heavily nominated. And you're looking. What you don't? Skit. Artist her H E R one best Rb album and had a really nice performance. I felt like her career was getting this big push over the course of the night. And I expect more great things from her. She was exciting. Can we just talk for moment about the opener because I am hard pressed to think of the last time that Latin music and Latin x artists were so out in front and opening a huge award show with Kobe. Oh, and J Golvin and Ricky Martin who frankly, I didn't even recognize her minute with that mustache and Arturo Sandoval with them. I mean that was a big moment. That was a big statement. In was again, it was one of those things that no one's had Harari were celebrating Latin artists in the midst of the mainstream Grammy's instead of shunting them over to the Latin Ingraham, right? Unrighteous care. Say. I think that was a great opener as opposed to the kind of super over staged kind of epic things they sometimes try to go for this was a great dance number. I was also pleased overall to see the awards getting spread out more last year. The Grammys had this kind of thudding quality to them. We're like Bruno Mars one big award after big award after big award. You had all these sweeps which meant that a lot of artists got left out. Jay, z went oh for eight scissor went over five d'esposito when over three and this year, you had more just just diversity just in the sheer number of people who won awards in addition to childish Gambino in musk must graves each winning twice. You had Drake. You lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper? You had her you had Cardi B winning best rap album, which was a milestone, you do aletha winning best new artist and having I thought a terrific little performance with Saint Vincent, you know. So it was just nice to see a lot of of just different faces collecting. The trophies they managed to avoid that repetition that can sometimes really dragged down these telecasts. Yeah. And I wanna mention just two more tribute pieces one of which was the Aretha Franklin tribute, which I was surprised that was at longer. They had a natural woman performance. But I was surprised that wasn't kind of as big as the the Dolly Parton one, for example. They didn't bring out J lo. No, it's true. And then I wanna talk about Diana Ross. Yes, they had a Diana Ross tribute. But typically when the Grammys do tribute somebody else comes out. Seems your songs. But that's if you're not Diana Ross, it was like she was on the super old fashioned cakes with like a doll on the top with him normal billowing dress she's decked out in red tool. There's twirling or maybe there wasn't. But I certainly felt like there was twirling out. There was a lot of loving odd. Reactions on the faces of the audience there were a lot of close ups of berry Gordy, she ends it by growing. Happy birthday to me. All I want from every one of these awards shows is I want one moment that everyone will turn into a gift for the end of time and Diana Ross in a big red dress standing on a literal pedestal yelling happy birthday to forty four days before birthday is going to be the gift that you tweet on your birthday until life is extinct shrew. She's a such a fabulous singer. And she has such a astonishing record as a musician, and this was really more a tribute to her persona her kind of I'm going to go up there and wish myself happy birthday, which I thought was lovely appropriate. She was to say, Diana. Ross was feeling herself is not a huge surprise the day, Diana Ross, she really was. So I wanna talk about just one more thing. 'cause Stephen I know that this struck you was when the award one of the awards for childish Gambino was accepted. Go ahead and talk about that. Well throughout the night. I was struck by the absence of any mention of the rapper Twenty-one savage who is currently in custody on immigration charges and Twenty-one savage was supposed to perform earlier in the evening as part of that post Malone and red hot chili peppers performance that for me fell super flat. And I was angry. I felt like there were so many opportunities to shout him out to pay tribute to him divorce support for him. It just felt like no one was allowed to say anything about it. And then right near the end as this is America. A childish Gambino was winning record of the year to Donald Glover was not present to accept either award that he won during the telecast. But several of his collaborators did and Ludwig Urinson who produced the song and also won a Grammy for his excellent score for Black Panther shouted out. Twenty-one savage as a crucial collaborator in child. Which can be us music, but also manage to say his name, no one else had done during this entire telecasts. Yeah. I definitely get your point there at although I think on the whole I would say a pretty satisfying show in a lotta ways solid performances. Nice awards. Best Grammy's I've seen in a few years. Yeah. Grandma's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was definitely satisfying more satisfying than I had anticipated which is always nicer price. Yeah. Well, that brings us to the end of our Grammys show. You can follow honest as yet at honest Ozzy at T, thanks to both of you guys for being here late with me. Thanks so much. And thank you for listening. We will be back here on Friday for more of our writing and recommendations, please subscribe to our newsletter at NPR dot org slash not culture newsletter. We will see you. All right back here on Friday. The US any Ron have been at odds for a long time. And we tend to think it all started with the Iranian revolution in nineteen seventy nine. But that's not the whole story this week on through line. 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Recapping Super Bowl LIII and the 2018-19 season | The MMQB Gambling Podcast

The MMQB: 10 Things

35:17 min | 2 years ago

Recapping Super Bowl LIII and the 2018-19 season | The MMQB Gambling Podcast

"The. Welcome everyone to the m QB gambling podcast. Last addition for a little while. Here's we put a both on the NFL season. Joining me as always say, I I am to retrain in case. You didn't know joining me as always my co-host senior editor of the QB. Gary gramling, his brother Scott gramling, the managing editor of Diaw sports for him. I know Scott was in Atlanta at the game. Did you leave Atlanta? I left Sunday morning. You didn't want to say that your brother at the game was kind of. It was actually a bummer. We didn't we didn't meet downtown. This is as as I said last time, I heat media gripes about the city, I will say though, and I know idea Lanta had a reputation as a bad traffic city, but it was tough getting out of downtown. So we both were downtown at some point on Saturday. But he was tough to get around other than that lovely city. I was I was honored to be there. Scotto Polly praises city because the patriots won the Super Bowl. From what I remember my time down. There was it was perfectly fine too many streets closed and all that. But yeah, it was. It was okay. I didn't have to worry too much about. I wasn't driving. I have people driving me around. So it's I'm sure every single gambling podcast and television show out there expected sixteen points to be scored in the Super Bowl probably perfectly. I don't know what to say about the game. I don't think we really need to get into it. Let's do this. Give me one just one one thought on the game that you have coming out of it. If I said give me your number one take away from the Super Bowl. I'll give you my number two takeaways. Everyone's number one Taylor will be what. Belgian floor is did defensively. Poor Wade Phillips Wade Phillips will never be remembered for the time that he held Tom Brady. Excellent point in the Super Bowl. He had a hit a brilliant himself. Yeah. Yeah. Just how the Rams just never adjusted never seem to do anything differently. And in watching the game since I've gotten back and watching the Mike up stuff that was on network this week. It just you seem seem like with McVeigh. He just kept willing them to. Okay. Guys, deep breath. Let's go. There was no real adjustments there, and it got to the point. And I feel like it was early in the fourth quarter in the the might up thing where Bella chick just flat out said there's nothing they can do to us. There's nothing they're going to do. Just don't screw it up from this point. And it was still a close game that. Yeah. I mean, it's the kind of thing you usually hear if a team's up thirty one to ten not by one score. So it it was the fact, and I said at halftime that when it was three nothing. I thought you still. Need a twenty points to win the game. I felt like the Rams are gonna get to seventeen because I just felt like having the longer halftime. They would make certain adjustments and come out in the second half and not set the world on fire. But certainly move the football put some points on the board, and it just never happened. Yeah. The two adjustments that did make a we talked a little bit on deep dive show and one I noticed rewatching the other day they went to two tight ends in the second half, which seemed to sort of play into the patriots hands after after Patrick Chung went down. But they also, you know, all that talk about and it is overrated all the talk about how golf has mcvayn headset until the fifteen second Mark at the play clock and McVeigh's house every team does that every quarterback and coach does that. But the Rams were so paranoid about the adjustments Belgium was making that they started waiting until the fifteen second Mark to break their huddles at belch. It wouldn't be to to make also you can actually see a couple of times a camera caught golf. He had made the play call there in the huddle any sort of peaking out see where the. Play call is at and that I think I mean, you talk about taking a team out of what they do best. And and making do something else. And the something else did not work for me new guys just sat here in, you know, did the whole Bella checks spiel. I if I'm Rams fan alot about Jared Goff Jared Goff. He didn't play badly. He basically soiled himself on national TV for four straight hours. He was petrified to be in that game. Petrified. A Brandin cooks wide open in the end zone. That's not Bill Belichick doing any scheming on the pick. There's a guy white open on a crossing route. And then combine that with how he played against it Lanta in the playoffs the year before I I'd be a little nervous right now. He does not seem like the big stage is his place that is that was a shell shocked quarterback is a quarterback who is not played in many games where there were no open receivers, and you can see on the Coke's play. I mean, he's he's probably double and triple verifying acts. He's like, oh my goodness. How is a guy open the first forty cents floater. I mean, Bill bell check. I'm not saying anything from Belgium. He's the greatest coach of all time. And nothing needs to be said about that Bill budget has nothing to do at Jagath throwing floaters all over the place. I mean floaters the only the only thing I'll say is. When a quarterback is that uncomfortable. It's hard to to just let it rip and do it that way. And you know, when we I'm sure we'll talk about this plenty in the prisons a guy like Patrick Mahomes. Patron homes can still beat you. When you've when you've out-schemed him Jared Goff, Galkin not. But he looks scared. He looks scared until the flyover prior. Game. If you watch them off I do. But man, I tell you. I know everyone's going crazy about Bella check. I was like, wow. This guy is petrified to be in the spotlight that that was my take away from it. But we're not here for that. We're here for the gambling. We here for the degeneration. So let's start with this. How many Super Bowl how many bets did you make on Super Bowl Sunday? We'll start with Gary, I just made four prop debts did not bet side. Whether I had that alternate under at fifty one and a half, I wanna which which I guess I wish I could have gone lower. What you could've gotten what kind of is it. Over under seventeen sixteen and a half. I'll take under six eight million. Yeah. The other one I one on was I score of the game is a non touchdown. It was the Gus. I missed the we talked about this one last week. The sax had under three and a half that that did not come through. Now when over. Yeah. Golf what golfing taking four four and then at one on sack fumble. Yep. And then the other one was oh, oh, Jason McCord taking money out of my pocket. Breaking up that play. I'd golf throws a touchdown in the third quarter forty according that's. Wow. All right, Scott. What were your wagers on Sunday? I took the patriots laying two and a half. I took the under under fifty six act back on. Yeah. I had rob gronkowski minus twenty five and a half receiving yards over Gerald Everett. Yeah. Did ever even have a cavern? Yeah. I was gonna say even catch had total yardage of all field goals made under hundred twenty two and a half. I did not win that one. I had jersey wild went to bed. I must. I just that's not a knock. I'm just you know, what it was. We were talking last week about how we felt like at these in these situations that you have the ball. The other teams forty yard line that they were going to be going forward a lot, you know, thirty five forty didn't turn out that way. I didn't think that we're going to be a lot of field goals in the game either. And the really weren't. But they ended up being forty. Plus I lost on over twenty six and a half jersey. Number of first player score touchdown show. The biggest that I made was neither team to score in the first six and a half minutes of the game. I got plus one thirty on that easy rank all yeah. And I took over one and a half total number of interceptions in the game. I had to sweat that out until the Goths floater that was caught I actually got plus one ten on that one. I do have to mention I went down with. Three college buddies of mine all big pats fans and two of them were in a thousand dollar boxed together, and they had the three and the three. And it was one of these boxes that plays like this. You get paid out. Every time is a score change. And you get five hundred for an extra point fifteen hundred for field goal three thousand for touchdown. Right. So at three nothing, and it's also the reverse as well. So at three nothing the three in the oh wind and the Owen the three win. So that pays out fifteen hundred to two different people at three three because they have the three three and they have the reverse. They get the fifteen in the fifteen okay. At the end of the quarters pays out ten thousand. So that the zero zero got ten thousand at the end of the first Gordon at the sodium shell touchdown. All right. So halftime the three zero paid out and third quarter. My Buddy's got paid out three three the Michelle. Touchdown the nine three in the three nine get paid out three thousand each. The ten three gets paid out five hundred three ten gets paid a five hundred on that extra point. My buddies get another fifteen hundred fifteen hundred three grandma, and it goes to thirteen three on that field goal all the rest of the money left in the pot. Goes to splits between the three three and the three three. So they ended up with the seventy thousand dollars. A government. It's karma. Okay. Because one of the guys is our biggest fan the biggest fan of this pie. Good. Then tells everybody about it listens. Religiously. Well, that's yeah. We said on the last of a shoutout to give shot at the TI. I won't give any. Taxis. We said get your thousand dollar boxes last week. There's a Chinese restaurant that I go to those five hundred dollar boxes. And I thought that was outrageous thousand dollar boxes. I can't even imagine the two of them split it. So they were only in for me. Five hundred but the came out with thirty five thousand clams. So yes, so they were so when when the Rams are driving at the end they're down thirteen three it kind of didn't occur to us as you're watching the game. They're going to send the field goal unit on so they send feel unit on and that's a very makeable field Zor line. That's well, the brutal your buddies who on the money should think Tom Brady convinced Bella check to kick the field goal that you saw in the NFL films might up show to me. That was the most riveting moment of that. I couldn't believe right while we just kicked field. I'll give you. I it was fascinating to see Brady talk. Bella check into kicking the field. But I'll give you what I thought was fascinating moment. From the Mike up show was Bella check discussing for five minutes with the ref before the game the roof Rubio. But he's worried about the wind on the kickoff. They the ref bell check. They're gonna close the roof. When the game starts Belgium got mad. He wanted to close before him because the wind is going to affect. I mean. He's playing chess and everyone else's by checking it was. It was fascinating. I did rewind a couple of times to the prophets. I had I had these while these are all from five times. Nate Burleson picks the Rams to win on the CBS pre-game show, minus three eighty let's just say it's good to have friends who work on good morning football. That was two point conversion made plus one ninety a loser over four catches for gronk minus thirty five winner. Giselle show it on TV over one and a half times minus sixty a winner. Flea flicker attempted plus ten loser. Over three and a half yards Todd Gurley fresh Russia the game loser. And then over two and a half times Nance and Romo say gronk minus four hundred a winner. So how many times did they say? Oh, here's what I. Romo's said it in back. He said gronk twice within a four second span. And then set it about ten seconds later so worked at well. I don't think romo's ever said gronkowski in his life. So that made it easy. Nancy give you gronkowski. Yes. Romo's going gronk every time. So that was he was minus four hundred yet a little juice there. But as a nice winter so so that was my Super Bowl Sunday. Let's talk for a second, especially I know, Scott, you probably this is I feel like this is your territory here. The Gladys Knight the buckle? So everyone loves to bet the anthem I shouldn't say everyone, but the degenerates out there left about the anthem and on every website. They do say, you know, lay over on their length of anthem. You know, on last note of you know, or has to be after brave or whatever Gladys gave to Braves anarchy and sued some sports books paid out over and unders. I feel like we need to tighten the belt here on this. We can't have this confusion over something. So ridiculous. I just hate this stuff. I I hate it so much like there shouldn't be wagering on that. Everybody should lose. You should lose. Just by wagering on that. I have. What site is only give them the proper credit here. It's a bet bet online dot AG sent me every prop bet result. And here's what they say on their sheets here. How long will take Gladys Knight to sing the national anthem the over on there was a minute and fifty the under came in? And then they have in tax the under was greated the winner at one forty nine as she said to Braves, however bet online decided to pay out both sides. This is the problem if gambling's going to be legal now someone from the NFL needs to say to Gladys Gladys you to one brave only we can't have to Braves and have this going on. Maybe I mean, these these are the things that should not be offered. I'm just telling you anything that somebody can control in its entirety. It just it shouldn't be wagered on. Now. This has to be a mistake. I'm seeing here. We'll any player Neil during the anthem. Yes. Plus five hundred I don't remember anyone kneeling. I didn't see that has to be a mistake. I think. Who will who will be shown I on TV during the anthem Goth, plus one forty paid out if you got some under door trying to see if there was any good underdog action. Sorry. I'm just as you're saying New York Times headline no kneeling during Super Bowl. Fifty. They made national anthem, but still plenty of talk. Now, here's one I give you you know, you wanna talk about ridiculous controversy. They have here will Jon Bon Jovi shown during the live broadcast. Now, they had the winner. Here is no minus seventy they showed craft booth and Bon Jovi was behind them. And you saw about half his face from about top of the nose down. I guess they didn't pay that out. Something else we need to clean up in the future. Yeah. That should be a payout. If. Yes that should be a payout. Yeah. I didn't bet that. So I don't care. That's how it's going to be worded next. It's going to be. It's like in a college football game. At least fifty five minutes half to be played for the game to have action. It needs to be like at least sixty percent of his face needs to be showed adamant here. They have the element at twenty five to one a winner on MVP. You said settlement MVP on the puck is this week. Didn't you the one you give out you better? Now, I think we explicitly said it would be very difficult for a wide receiver talk. Oh, I thought I thought you had settlement. I could be. I know I said gronk at forty two one. Maybe you know, maybe it was someone on the line the video show. Maybe it was Ben Teitelbaum who had said element. Twenty five to one fathom MVP. It's nice nice. When they're absolutely absolutely. And I touch down Sony. Michelle was eleven to two on that pay out and. That was it. I mean, not really anything the one other one. They a lot of sites offered, you know, Trump tweeting, congratulations. I don't think he's done that yet. Maybe he's on the outs with Bill, and Tom, and what's your timeframe on? I think it had to be on Monday or something like that. So. And now the betting dry-season as upon us. Yes. Yes. I'm actually going to to throw a few things out at you guys. Just four and later kind of close the show looking ahead to two thousand nineteen but sort of one last look back at the two thousand eighteen slash nineteen season. And. Put a few things out here. Talking about over unders and of the two hundred sixty seven games that were played three of them ended in a push. So there's two hundred sixty four games, including the postseason that did not end in a push. How many of those games? Wait, you telling me that the entire NFL season there only three pushes over unders over onto over. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's the pricing. Okay. Is a bit surprising. I mean, usually get six or seven three out of two sixty seven. Yep. And there was I think there was only eight eleven maybe there was eleven pushes. I think this year against the spread which is a little lower than usuals. Well, but so over unders if it was fifty fifty would have been one thirty two in one thirty two how many overs do you think there were Gary. I'll go one Twenty-one one. Forty four one twenty four. Wow. Twenty four and one forty under. A hair under forty seven percent. Yep. And it just, you know, a lot of people talking about a lot of scoring the lines have gone up in the lines of caught up, and you would can even argue, you know, surpassing it a bit so straight up during the regular season home teams a little under sixty percent. Just a tad under sixty percent therefore away teams. Obviously a tad over forty percent that straight up against the spread. What do you think? Home teams were. Let's go a little over on. Now. We'll go. I one thirty eight one thirty nine one twenty two. Spread. We both went over crisis. Right. A way was was the way to go dollar. I'm a believer. That home field is very overrated. And all sports at this point. I I agree with you. I think there couple of places here and there maybe, but I mean you take teams Texans the dolphins the. Arizona karnal feel doesn't matter. What those teams and also long, you know, used to be the fact right where you would get some homefield shenanigans. I mean when the patriots going back nearly twenty years would have you know, fleet-footed team coming in. They would water down the field. They is you would do things to those kind of things. Just don't seem to go on nearly as much as it used to once upon a time. Right. How about? Favorites against the spread out of to fifty nine. I'll go to. Thirty six nano out of one thirty six you mean, one thirty one fifty three. Favorites against the spread were one nineteen under six percent underdogs over fifty four percent while so if you sat there and you just away dogs all season fifty five point two percent. There's some trans. It's the bottom line is. Nobody knows anything. It's actually so tied-in team by team here. Yeah. There was one team and one team only with more than ten against the spread winds said the chiefs, no one team with more than ten wins against the spreads team twelve halt war against the spread. No, jimmy. I think you should get this. I think bears. Yes. Oh, I should have known that. I should have known. Have. There's were twelve and four against the spread. Yep. Yep. I wanna give it guests at the other two. There were two teams that were ten and six nobody else was that good costs. No chiefs, no, coal, three seventy one. Nine six one. They were they were way up there early on though, they were saints in the Brown's each tenants the Brown. Wow. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one the ATS losers. There were only two teams that lost eleven games against the spread. I will give you hint that they were both NFC teams. Giants. No packers. No Packard, six nine in one giant eight seven one can on the door. Falcons falcons are one of the two teams that finished five and eleven against the spread. The other one is the forty nine say nine is I I figure during the Mullins the. To AFC teams ahead only five wins against the spread. The jets went five ten and one. The Jaguars went five nine into. The the bears had the best. Record against the spread in home games at seven one. There were two teams that were six to against the spread at home. And guesses two teams six and two at home pages. Yes. Lions no lines with three and five home. Really? I'll say chiefs again. No, Harry, diva guess Miami. Dolphins Harry gets. Oh, yeah. Oh, I played up their home trends so much the six into. So there were only two teams that had six against the spread losses at home. I'm gonna go the Steelers. No, it was an AFC playoff team. Faxon's chargers. Chargers. Two and six against spread at home. I forgot that the charges. The only team with only one win against the spread of home. Was your New York football giants at one six and one. That's unbelievable. The two best road teams against the spread. Where the chargers and the giants. They were seven one against the spread on the road. And then you had five teams went to in six against the spread away. That was dolphins Panthers raiders Niners and falcons. So that's. It's about it. I'll give you a couple of over unders do you wanna guess there were only two teams that had at least ten overs during the regular season chiefs. Yes. Oh, I want to say on that one. Chief be impressed. If you get this one, it's another AFC team Broncos. No browns. No Bengals now j e t s jets they scored a lot of plan ten in a lot. Yeah. Then. And then there were only two teams had more than ten unders during the regular season. One of them was Jaguars Broncos were thirteen and three under Jaguars guests they were ten and six under. But there was one team that was eleven and five under during the regular season. Arizona. Arizona was seven over nine uncuffed on guessing giant Super Bowl champion patriots were five over and eleven my. Interesting. I'm pretty sure all five of those rogue games. They lost one under the total weren't even scorn in those games. Wow. So that's it. There's a little little bit of a recap on the two thousand eighteen nineteen season in terms of where the teams landed. And I guess it's time to talk about before we wrap up will look ahead real quick on to to interesting ones the Super Bowl. Fifty four prop bets out L I V live. It'll be very easy to remember the room. No new Roman numerals next year when you have to dole your content Gary on the cube, a it's just live. That's I will say Andy has gotten it wrong. Every week. He sent out on the he puts X L. I no no no next week next year is Super Bowl live here. You're odds. Patriots. Six to one chief seventy-one Rams eight to one saints nine to one bears colts fourteen to one Packers. Vikings eighteen to one chargers. Eagles twenty two one Steelers twenty two to one about this the Browns and Cowboys twenty five to one and I'm not gonna read the rest, but at the bottom of the I R knows the dolphins at the bottom of car cardinals. Dolphins jets raiders hundred to one sorry, Harry. I'll just start off with I will take the patriots. Interesting. I'm done gone against them. You know, I I don't have much to back this up. I got a little bit of a sense of finality with with this year's patriots. Superbowl. I feel like if gronk is gone. It's gonna change things. But it is it is certainly hard to go. I think you're gonna see a lot of people on the bears at fourteen to one the value there. I think maybe saints at nine to one to get back there after this year that eagles and chargers are interesting vary. Where's where's it Lanta sitting? They right. They missed that cut there. They were twenty eight to one the first minute mentioned twenty eighth grade. Yeah. How about Minnesota was Minnesota in their Minnesota's in here at eighteen to one with the path are eighteen to one. I guess Rogers. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's that's you know, that's the kind of when you wanna short, right. I mean, I don't get that one at all. Yeah. It's. The saints Khanna does stick out at me. Yeah. I mean, say to one. Another going went. That's who's foles gonna sign with pick them to win the super, right? Say it. What would you guys think of? Denver Jacksonville with foale's. What are their odds right now? Jacksonville is I just saw them forty two one and Denver is eighty to one. Denver f Owl's eighty one. Then the moment you Fangio taking over that that defense, and you get kind of said the same thing now, case keenum Sierra. But. The chiefs at seven to one you'd have to think they're you know, going to elevate to the next level, but got to something. Yeah. They'll expire the defensive coordinator, it's hard to see the defense getting worse. And certainly, you know, I don't know if Mahomes can exactly replicate what he did. But if anything I should get it's insane. That someone would bet this now because like you said falls is out there and Tonio Brown's going to be traded. You gotta be nuts to put your money on this. Now, I think I use it. You mentioned gronk if he retires, obviously, I it just it would be interesting. If you wanna speculate like if you think that with seventy percent certainty, you can narrow down foles landing spot to three teams and the three teams are offering such long odds. Right. Mike. Right. That you play a forty two one at sixty one in eighty to one. If you think there's again, a two thirds chance that foles ends. I I can't believe we're actually talking would you leave a year and a half ago. It's like I'm going to bet on whatever team Nicole up on one of two Super Bowl and the piece on the market. I'm going to take a hard left here in chains. Elaine's completely will either of you bet any of the A F games which start this Sunday on CBS sports network because I have out here. The Arizona hotshots are eleven afford a win at all. Stallions seventy-two Atlanta legends eleven to Orlando. Apollo eleven to two. Yeah. I I like the iron at ten to one. This is really the way I would. Iron at ten to one the San Diego fleet bring up the twelve to one no interest in the af. No, I'll I'll watch it. And I'll betting it once. I once I have a that it's too. It's too much build a football team from scratch, and then say put any sort of expectations positive or negative on it. I just wanted to coaches. I just wanted on the record Gary said, he will watch in bet the A F. So I'll bet today Afghans this year. That's a degenerate right there. Hey, you gotta do something. Kill the time before he's dragging on CFL games. Yeah. For sure I'll I'll be happy to take a break. Here's the last March madness, you guys that a lot. Yeah. You know, I've I've done what the I think the quality of play in college basketball's completely unwatchable missed threes. Mislaid twenty four seven hundred Jimmy, and I was a huge college basketball to Vegas every I can't watch the games anymore there. The amount of misled and free throws astonishing in college basketball. My problem is every offense consists of someone dribbling for twenty four seconds and Angola that now we just sound like grumpy, but it is a is a bad product that I loved I mean loved it was my favorite sport for a very long time. And now, it's just it's watchable. It doesn't help that. My teams are uconn. Syracuse in Maryland who all were realigned. And now, you know also can pick one team. I mean, that's three you've well, we three hundred and something to you. College. Yes. I went to Syracuse I grew up right near you father used to teach in Maryland down. I saved the best prop bet for future prop bed for last. This is the one we really got to dig deep into you can bet on who will be the halftime performer next year Super Bowl. Pit bull five to one Drake. Six to one. Hold on before you read anymore, and I haven't seen. Yeah. If bad bunny is on they're not on their flow a six to one hour Yana 'Grande seven one Florida Georgia line seven one Bieber. Eight one Jason Derulo ten to one Metallica tend to Luke Bryan twelve to one twelve to one Taylor swift twelve to one snoop Dogg Twenty-one backstreet boys thirty three to one. Have you taken a flyer on for Super Bowl halftime show next season for me Flo? Rider flow rider at six to once. I will say this the NFL though, they don't go by. They don't put the act in by region like Super Bowl here in jersey out Springsteen. It was Jon Bon Jovi in Atlanta. They got maroon five so I think you're gonna lose you Flo. Rider. Gary the Atlanta hip hop scene where all from ruined five. I I don't like anyone else. I honestly think it has FU fighters gonna happen at some point eight five they had been trending toward that direction in a while. While they become more and more mainstream. They played a Saturday night concert that everyone was going nuts about and they had Zac Brown band, come out and stuff like that. So I think who fighters gonna play it very very soon. I interested in the Taylor swift twelve twenty is the reason she hasn't done it yet is because she has some deal with coke. And the halftime show is always sponsored by Pepsi. So she can't do it. So I don't know what maybe her contract running out with coke. And now they have her here at twelve to one. If if the contract with coke is expired, I like teller swift the twelfth to one with big money. Right. Can you play the field? There's no field on this boy once bad bunny hits the board going. I don't see Roger Goodell approving bed money, but that's. Well that wraps up this edition and season of the QB gambling podcast. We've had a lot of fun. Hopefully, you've had a lot of fun and more importantly once for money. Any last words before we wrap it up. No, I I had a blast this. Yeah. This is fun. This was fun. I I really did as well. I think you know. Say good season. I started on just such a high note we hit a bit of a lull, but we really ended very very high terms. We were winning a lot of games cold. November rain was a cold November rain, and you know, there's a lot of people as well. And I always hate to in this because you end up forgetting people. Obviously Harry here. First and foremost Benny eagle for the work. He's done new Scott czar of pot past Scott this, bro. It's all about. It is it the props. And I'll say one last thing this'll be my last words on the pew began the season. I'm still bitter about the chargers. Have a profitable off season. All right before we do role completely. Let me just tell you that the two thousand nineteen Gary ball will be taking place in Arizona. Are they do play next year? We don't know what day yet. So I can't can't book my flight. All right now, we're ready to go. Special sneak.

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And I maybe when character back she will keep us on a short timely schedule with her like hand slap in the air waiting to down on us for talking too long about whatever outta we will talk about Arianna garage upsetting the gays. That's right, all of them and Louis attacking straight people. I want I don't want allies away. And we'll have a review with Casey Wilson about Bravo. And other reality TV shows living legend love her cares in that conversation. We recorded it before she left for Paris. We'll be right back. The gays are coming for Arianna Guerande like she just Marie Antoinette. Here's what you need to know about the case. They gotta be sprinting full speed at somebody. You better pray. It's not you. So this this is an even American gays this time. Oh, yeah. It's not the dregs of gates wetter. It is British Gas so fancy anger. Yeah. Fans are taking issue with the fact that she is headlining Manchester, pride, right? So people are one saying that she doesn't represent the LGBTQ community, and that sees exploiting the community by the price of tickets double-leg this year, she responded on Twitter to one user say I have nothing to do with ticket pricing. Manchester set those rates and they're mostly out of my control. She did at the LGBTQ community and the city of Manchester, our special to her obviously because of the Manchester bombing and then her doing the one love. Benefit concert at words. She I was rewatching that recently and just crying because she did a performance with max Miller L, right? I was watching other performances. She did with MAC Miller, and I had a night. Wow. Okay. The sent you into a spiral. Yes. Doesn't take much usually? It's just to be in my bedroom. Listening almost doesn't count by brandy. But beautiful this had a video element this time. I wanna be down Queen for the record. So she said that she wants to celebrate the community, regardless of her identity as she commented. How important representation is? And she's always proud to share the stage with LGBTQ artists and. You know, some of the people who are sharing the stage with her are years and years and that guy's gay. Yeah. I love Ali. And also, Kim Petras and lady lesser are performing and also 'banana Rammer if you don't stand banana, Obama get the fuck out of the room crow summer. I heard a rumor I heard a rumor is one of my favorites. It's such it's such a specific era of eighties pop. Okay. Anyway, let's talk about what pride represents for a second. By by. Of course, we want queer artists performing. Of course, we want to support them give the money make them as popular as all these damn straight, people, whatever when I think about pride I think about when I'm eleven years old or whatever. And I'm thinking of the things I'm still not. I'm still basically ashamed of one of them is being into female Popstars. I'm sorry. I'm still feeling cajoled into buying things. Like corn albums, and you better believe on corn out. Yes. And freak out. I mean that video was pretty hot at the time. But the thing is like, you know, sexual awakening was have I talked about this before. I'm frightened the Korn drummer, David, Sylvia. Do you? Remember his Calvin Klein ad. Yes. Yes. Just like shirtless in these Calvin Klein jeans like smudged with grease sitting on the hood of a car. Right. He was so hot that was those photos, and I found them in the teen people magazine's that I use to buy because I was gay. But also because like, Sarah, Michelle Gellar was on the cover. Right. God. That was such an era of men who were looked like undernourished, an angry, it'd be like silver chairs, but I think, but anyway, I just feel like when I find that pride first of all it's not pride unless I hear Madonna who is definitely just a straight woman and people have pointed out. That pride has traditionally had people like Madonna, Kylie Minogue Britney, Christina, you know, share whatever it's been years of part of the legacy women doing that. So it's odd to come for Arianna now. Yeah. Right. Especially since. I mean, she it is basically what my gay friends agree on, you know. Yeah. I just feel I feel like in the way that she's finally having a moment where like straight people like her now to which means she selling records. Yeah. Unlike cholera Jepson who over gays mostly agree on and yet straight people are always like who know, Bobby. Maybe. No, you the word Carly ridge. Carly Rae jepsen. They're like did you stop talking like what even hear the word? Even hear the words also Arianna Granda has demonstrated time, and again that she is not just down with LGBT people not just in name only like there for us understanding, she just I don't know just completely red person. So I don't know why pending this on her feels like a worthwhile use of anybody's time, especially since she's sharing the stage of people like Kim Patrick's. Where can we make that trans superstar happened? Thanks. Well, she's probably go start working with Luke. I is that not over yet. I don't know. Yeah. Her concert was cute this week, though. Right. Right. Right. She wait who opened for her. No, she was just her show. I also saw Emini Kerry. That's former keep it guests. That's right and former keep it guests Raja Kumari open for him. Jesus. Christ was Keith at night. It's a the keep it soul train. And I was coming from the queer tease where keep it lost best podcasts. Oh who did? We lose to race chaser. Oh, well, I mean at least it's a drag race podcast. That's not. Yeah. Really in our John rea- Philly. There should have been different genres a podcast. Yeah. Different genres of movies. Yeah. Right. Like, this is a Karen carpenter stand podcast, right? There was blockbuster movie category. And then there was indie movie category. But also this this show was weird. 'cause obviously a live your Kalman's not show. I got that's like fifteen awards were presented via like a YouTube clip up. That's at the beginning. While everyone was milling about getting drinks. I love being rushed of a ceremony. Why not get the Oscars will do that? Oh, sure. Actually Olly Alexander from years in years issued a statement. And he said the last few years we played many amazing proud events. We're lucky to get ask. And I always donate part of the feet, and he brought up which is actually my opinion on the issue. The fact that he would love to see more LGBT, plus headliners across all the bills. But the reality is the lineup are mix of artists depending on their availability and the need to sell tickets because prides normally raise money, so they can put on their events and also donate to various usually local causes. And the problem is people don't support queer artists. Right. It out. It's like, of course, you want lady Lesher or Kim Patras to headline Manchester pride, but that's huge yet out. It's sort of like when you have people do it in West Hollywood. Yeah. Our pride is probably smaller in comparison because it's just West Hollywood. Right. But you know, you think of New York pride or something, you know, still like cash Carly Rae jepsen like, you know, it's like I was at the Nikkei concert, you know, and it was pretty patch for the troubadour, but I also know tons of gays in Los Angeles who either knew about the concert and didn't go or didn't know about it. And I'm like if we're not listening to our own artists and actually supporting them at their smaller, concerts and buying their albums. So that they can get bigger than they're not gonna. Booked to sell out a huge event like pride. Right. Right. Right. Also, it does seem strange to me the pinning on our Yana 'Grande. And it sounds like they've backed off this the ticket prices. Well, it's an oriented 'Grande concert. What do you expect it to be free? You know? Also, I feel like every year there's some dialogue about pride in general becoming to corporate. And like this is not an empowering thing when I'm about to say, right because people can make money off me. I feel like I'm I'm never knew LaCroix. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I wanna feel like a viable, you know, member of like a horrible capitalist place. Just like everybody else. Does I feel I've earned it? You know, speaking of. Crusades on Twitter. Louis. Oh, what you what are you? What are you after Adam? Okay. Did I go after him drag down? Okay. Well, mostly what they had done was taken a quote of his from gay time. Oh, yep. So which is first of all I saw that Instagram post from gay times magazine where he says I want to see a movie about two gay guys where being gay is not the main issue in their lives. I want to see them on a completely different journey that has nothing to do with them being gay. And I assume he was interviewed because he's in the movie, isn't it romantic that rebel Wilson foam? Right. And I know there's like a gay character in the movie or something, I don't know if he is the gay character. All I know is I looked at part of the interview on gay times, and I had to stop reading it because it weirdly positioned him as a gay icon what in in v article. It says nobody at the abbey has ever discussed the show work. Haul. It has never happened. I feel like rupaul once said workaholics is gay and. They just rolled with that. Okay. I'm going to read you this, quote, Adam has gained the support of gay fans through onscreen roles, including pitch perfect modern family, bat neighbors, and Mike and Dave need wedding dates which saw him star alongside Zach Ephron acknowledging his big gay following gusts that it was very flattering to have their support. It's funny because my first manager TV producer Eddie October is gay while with a fucking name. Like that Eddie, I tell you sounds like somebody who manages the monkeys. Also, that's not. I mean like he seems like a perfectly lovely person. I your stint on modern family has not inspired legions of gay fans. I'm just that's my feeling, but oh he said his his manager after seeing him do a stand up set at the Hollywood improv wrote when he was twenty one said, I love you. You're going to be a star. And he was putting together. This all gay stand up show that he couldn't do because he was straight. But he wanted to make a tape of him doing stand up. So apparently, they filmed Adam Devine doing a set at the abbey in front of him all gay audience, and you have no idea how many gay fans are going to have first of all that's actually pretty cool that he did a stand up set at the abbey. I feel like the abbey has never done that again. Yeah. I I don't see stand their bag. Back there and people doing like the trap and straight people making out. Yes. A lot of that. And they're from exactly Torrance or Estonia. Yes. Abby is always packed. I feel like it's the place that you don't want to really go because it's Chile, but you know, that if you have a random friend visiting during the week from out of town, how good you go who say Wednesday because it's always going to be packed because there's all European tours and LA, right? But gay ones are always at the app because that's the place. They've heard visited river. I want to say about Adam DeVine's quote. Here's the thing. I'm not saying, we don't need different kinds of gay Centric movies. But this sentiment that he said I want movies that have nothing to do with them being gay. It's like, I think that's a larger umbrella of movies, then he realizes when you say things like that for to me. That's like Dallas buyers club. Yeah. Right. Rhapsody. Yeah. Just like a ton of movie to me. It's like saying, you know, what I'm sick of seeing in movies move a movie where a character gets a job. It's like, well, that's like a central part of people's lives. You eliminate that from a movie like sure you've seen it before? But that that encompasses so much. So to say like it's about them being gay as if that's kind of a more annoying way to take on gay characters. I think is a little bit problematic at a little bit based in like, an age old homophobia about we just don't wanna see that. Right. It's obviously not his intention to me. Right, right. Don't wanna see gay characters. I feel like it's also couched in that idea of when people say like, I don't see color. Yeah. It's I want you to see color because the world does. So celebrate people who aren't white and let us tell our stories, and when people say things like, oh, I just want to see a movie where it's not about that person being black. What they're really saying. Is you don't want to see a movie where that person is being their truce out right movie where they are basically just a a white person. Yes, we see enough of those. I think something that also that bothered me about that, quote is the idea that somehow we are overwhelmed with movies about gay gay characters acting a certain way, it's like it's still is pretty rare that a gay character has a main role in anything. So to pretend like we we are constantly seeing too much of a coming out stories, whatever it's like, no, we're not when love Simon came out last year that was basically revolutionary, right? And even isn't it romantic movie? He's in which as the character in it. It's not a movie about that gay character. Yeah. Got a gay character giving trapped around calm, whatever Wilson precisely the first fat woman ever, do it. That's that's true. Remember that? But of course, I'd like to recommend to him based on what he said, it's like can you ever? Forgive me was out last year. That's a movie full of gay people do up to. Mischief which sounds like what he by ticket. For sounds like what Eddie October is. Tober? So Hanna Barbera. I hope you wins the Raqi race. Wacky races. I think is I was number one favorite reference next to number one ladies' detective agency. Yes, if we're not the number one purveyor of number one ladies' detective agency jokes, please someone directly to that is probably race chaser. That's why they want. We needed that edge when we're back. We talked to Casey Wilson about reality shows. Well CARA, and I do and Louis talks about the carpenters. Louis would you buy a t-shirt for fifty dollars? 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Welcome care, and I have been into the nook when we were on bitch sash with you and Danielle Schneider kitchen. The proper setup I'm seeing like five tech people staring. Yellen. I have like my cleaning woman pressing plan a laptop never loads husband David wandering by launching as making a smoothie. This is really these are some inspirational aspirational dreams we do have a couple of plants to. Yeah. The scene is said, oh, yeah. You have a rug. In my home. You know, we are very excited for you to be here because we have been. Sneaking in condos about Bravo. And things on the show just between. Karen? And that's been funny watching Louis. Listen to us talk about Bravo. I do have to say my interest in Bravo. Took it nose-dived like sort of after project runway left. That's that's basically what happened. But I am a Bethany Franklin in a deep way. Also. Wow. Wow. I'm processing Jerry sorry. Yes. And yet, you think to from what I've heard of you, you know, everything about pop culture, and that you will not really dip into Bravo. I do love reality TV. I have like a couple of blind spots and housewives world is a little bit one of them. I'm sort of ashamed of it. Everything is a stretch, by the way, I can't. Well, so one of the things we're talking about is why like, quote, unquote, smart people like reality TV in the housewives. Thank you care. I mean. In case. I don't want to you know, we're smart. It's fine. Elia? What about the housewives is not drawn you in? Because we you know, it's interesting because I was at one time like real world SuperNet accusation. Yes. That was I think my thing with house prices. Once you fall behind my instinct is it's impossible to catch up. But I think that's not true. I bet if you can pick up any. Right. Do you remember because when I was on bitch sash, and I will forever take the crown of getting you guys back on Vander pump rules, and you and Danielle had been off it, and then you returned and you told us what we needed to here. Which is that you're not supposed to like it. Yeah. Or the Ps you supposed to like the show, but you're not supposed to like the people and not that I like one house I've because I don't, but I really disliked the Vanda for people, but I was viewing the framework all wrong. And now, I actually love them all. Despise them those garbage months. Those forty-five-year-old talk with no air conditioning in their home slat blinds and dirty. It's funny because I feel like all these shows are like a comedy of manners. And it's just with people who have no class. And so it's like you're watching. I don't know the the servants try to do. I'll look downstairs. Yes. No. Because you know, it's like Lisa Vander pomp is the ringleader, and she's just letting these people who work at. Work at her restaurant. None of them work there anymore, which is funny. Why they still have fights on the show about who gets to work there or getting people fired. None of you are walking always shaking a MARTINI shaker. Regina. Get none of them seem to work there anymore except for Lisa son. Max who is yellow bar back NPR? Peterson there. Peter is a full manager Peter do you? Well, then who who do you think of the housewives cities is the closest to like real because Beverly Hills was an interesting one when it started because they all had like serious money. Like, it was the first real housewives. We were like, okay, all of these women are very red. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Which is what we want which is the promenade. But like, I wonder which ones are like the most sort of legit rich ladies, if you know what I mean, definitely Beverly Hills. I think New York than Atlanta. Yeah. I think OC seems very dodgy timbre lives in a conduct. She moved. Oh, she did. She and Eddie upgraded. That's right. That's right because they've been decorating their house with some spunk. Commun- except for Heather do bro. Who is just disgusting. Can we talk about Heather have you watched? So Heather to bro of the real hazard. She and her husband spent what felt like eighteen years building, this truly like a museum this museum, and she has been doing these YouTube videos, where she gives tours of different seconds. And then the saddest tour, she's like, this is a corner of my husband's closet. This is the middle of an office one. That was just like a staircase. And then she's she'll just show like a vase, and it is truly so ugly. That I cannot believe she's presenting it with such verve. I love about it. It's sort of like an update what you had like lifestyles of the rich and famous. It always seems like it was being curated. You know, like, Robin Leach is giving you an insight into rich people a life that you can't have once we've gotten a real housewives. Now, these people sort of become the curator's themselves, but they don't have like the taste. You know? It's like it's cribs to it. Even worse degree thoroughly big careful. Here. It is our the working of the basketball court in your house, and you were in an arranged marriage. Of one of my favorite things is when anyone is remodeling happens for seasons. Okay. I mean, the worst ones are Dallas. Remember when they wanted to buy that home with a pool in the living room by. Yes. Cool kids might drown. This is a real specific throw back when when Ramona was redoing the Hamptons house never figured like after the divorce reveal that was so upsetting. She like guys I've been working on this for fifteen years. It looks the same was the exact same. If not worse. How can she spend? It's gotta be nine years. Now, looking like, she was recently electrocute, just everything about her thing. No, no, no, no. Because Ramona is like sixty years old that bitch regimen button. She looks good. But just like there's something in her. Yeah. That's that's the Romanized. But Ramona, this is I have said this to people if I were to ever get plastic surgery on my body. I would let someone in L A. Do it my face. I'm not letting these LA butchers touch my face because of the work done in New York like those upper east side, like whoever Martha Stewart is going to in like Meryl Streep and honestly Ramona, whatever took a minute to settle, but it looks good. Absolutely, right. Okay. We have to talk about chills. Aaron how are we feeling New York is coming back because coming back? I don't want to with. She didn't want it so much. I would be okay with it. But she needed so much makes me uncomfortable during her husband's funeral. I've heard tell she's calling publicists saying this is a great time to get her back into ride that roller coaster. It's tough. She just she just was so it was interesting with Joe because I didn't like her in a fun way at all. And like some of these women actually do not like, but even the ones you don't like when they. Evan flow like tamra or Bethany who have their seasons where they're they're fun to watch and seasons where they're not like Jill was just it was so desperate, and they're all desperate. But they're the way. Her desperation manifests itself is just like I don't wanna watch her. I encourage all of you to watch the wife swap with Jill and bobby's Aaron when they swapped with blossom not Knicks. Knicks. Jennifer annoy lives in like, the sticks. And it's like, I live simple life. And then there comes gills Aaron it is wild just because I felt like she spent twenty years being the white front on black sitcoms. Yeah. That's where I should belong. That that's not haven't gotten there yet on black Monday on Showtime, which by the way has every actor. I have ever heard of in might run into like oh, Andrew Reynolds. I'll probably meet him sometime. You know what I mean? You know what? I mean when he's in town. He goes to my gym. That's what I'm saying. I'm not wrong anyway. Yeah. I'm gonna keep them far away from you. Okay. Moving away. But no like, Regina hall, and Don, Cheeto know, sort of almost bless. Yes. You're on there. You're. Now. Wow. Premium cable Genevan. Well, I'm always the same part. No matter what I do if I'm on network. I'm my girl you'd better get out there and. Mike I care about you should get out there. Corner a market though, much like the real housewives, you, you know, you know, what sells you need to know. Your players you need to know your. Due to my favorite thing about looking at your filmography as you're kind of an EMMY. Everything you've done your looking Amy sedaris where associate you with a couple of main things like, oh, you host that awesome podcast. You're on one of my favorite TV shows. And then I forget all these other credits and things you've done. I'm like, oh, my God, you're in my life constantly every movie secretly gone girl. What a minute amazing performance. You know? So thank you for being like, surprisingly slyly, very varied. Thank you. That's so nice. Thank you. Yeah. One of my actual favorite thing myself. I had forgotten about was I was on the plane, and I was I was having a Anne Hathaway day because they had like six of her movies, and I watched Brian wars. All right. Hi, diana. I don't think I knew that. And then I'm watching it in the credits. And I'm like, and then you're in it too. Popping up. Yeah. That was junior nice first job and we wanted to be actors so badly. I mean the way Darren wants back. We got a call his agent wanted to meet with us. We were like, well, this is it like I'm done with my friends. Like, I'm blowing everything up. Was there? A funeral for you to invite them to a hundred. And then we got a call. It said, you know, this agent wants to me with you were so excited. And when we got there, he's like, so listen, you know, I'm a literary agent. And we were devastated I went to. I went to the bathroom at tears in my eyes. June. He thinks we're ugly. Raider. I never been so insulted in my life. It's like a step up of real estate's. Not even. You generally are like kinda cute, and you got to present. Well, yeah. I mean, do you can you imagine a world where things really took a turn? And you were like, maybe they're doing the real housewives of Hollywood of you. You. No, I can't like someone was like, why don't you? Go and cameo you guys don't cameo that. Emailed me and asked me to do it. And I said, no. And then they keep sending you emails being like this person's on it. Logan Paul's do. I bought a bunch of them. I haven't text thread and their best customers. I just discovered I had a text thread like a Bravo team texts read and one of them like Katie weavers on it and k trees, and like Mattie Davies like writers, and we and I see greatly like got all of the recordings for all of them. And I just I just sent it to them on prompted texted each video of I forgot who I I know I got Kelly Bensimon. See jogging while she wrote it was looking at cab or something like she was ain't him Sony was in the Miami airport just strolling and being like, there's an pillow. Have you say Danielle remains is the primary use of cameos still happy birthday, mostly mostly. It's birthday. Greetings, the way I use it as to trick them into. Our podcast. They wouldn't wanna say my my co host Danielle shade. Or is very open about the fact that she's let some grooming go downstairs. Okay. He's let things just let them let it go. And so I had all of them like James Danielle Staub and God Sheena Marie say, just like, we're hope you're trimming things up. But. Trimming up your life and shaking things up. But they all said it like word for word, and it was amazing. And what's funny to me? I mean, I know that it I know that it taps into like people are just like desperate and want to be payments. But in particular with the cameo stuff when you have rich people who were doing like spun con- like when I see Kim Kardashian, spun I'm like, what is wrong with you. Like, this is this makes no sense and the cameo they can't be making that much money while you can see how much they're not making them some money, and it's not going to be broadcast in a way where they're going to become more famous. Now, it's like I didn't know that they were doing transactions just between one person. And then that's not like. Yeah. In like Ramona is like Ramona has money and your did you need that one hundred and fifty dollars. Foster actors used to charge for their autograph or something is just it's audio. Dow, and I got one for Christmas from my best friend Sam, and I got Sonia to do it. She was doing it still in front of her Christmas tree, and you could hear that. There was someone in her kitchen just talking in the background. When are they turn can make a quick, you know, my hundreds of dollars for just picking up your phone and your living room and going. Hey, this is sodium money now. So that is true happen at pickles. So I was just talking about this is pickles gone. The way of like God, what's her name scavenge? Shelly motown. Just like gone Hickel's was one of a for the real the deep fans pickles who's one of sonya's. Favor whatever confused deer in the headlights, interns, populated the how I met an intern of sonya's this weekend fed that he just emailed her website. She wrote him right back and was like come on over Tuesday. Anytime we just wonders in and he said he worked for a summer just showing up whenever and that one. I was like, well what's a sample job in where you paid. He's like, oh, absolutely. Not. He said a sample job was building a fence around her quite pond. Because quote, a lot of dogs and cats at died in their house. I said you mean fish were done, and he said, no, no she said dogs in what the office and clears the jungle over here what's going on. She's like a modern. What was it Joan Crawford? Because remember it was that she like fans of hers. She would let them be hers systems like mama, mama. Bubba see to at least had a home and other fans would be like, oh my God. I love you. And she's like come live with me and be my assistant for a week. It's like, I know you're all in with me. Estonians maybe like sonya's one of the housewives where sonya's dark moments, you know, they're not they're not tailored dark, but our that was I know, but they're like dogs. That's a dark moments of the beauty of the show. Actually, particularly why Beverly Hills was always one of my favorites is that it always felt sort of like a pristine drama, you're watching these people's lives in Hollywood. And you're just getting like the slow peel behind the curtain. It was very like American Beauty. Because it's about like part of the reason why even as the show got really boring last season the ratings were still high because apparently people were still watching it for the lifestyle aspect. So that seemed more like a lifestyle show instead of drama driven one. But it was fun when the drama was sort of seep out of it. You know, it's like you're just watching these like rich bitches be crazy and then season one ends with revelations that Kim's and alcoholic screaming about Kyle hallowing there how that's maybe one of the. One of the scenes, I mean, so I always I don't know if you can pick one to me the best real housewives episode ever is the berkshires episode part one the original Burt lake. Yeah. Best real episode of one of twenty one and twenty five part one of these should release the uncut footage, but the limo one is it's not like fun in the way berkshires was minnow icon. Yeah. Because they're related, and they give us a drama that casual friends cannot ultimately. Yeah, they're sisters, and she's harboring this secret that our sister is an alcoholic and screaming it in a limo on national television. It's so revolutionary. Yeah. Yeah. Could you pick a favorite episode God still Beverly hose of the dinner party from hell with this? Psychic who Patricia Arquette show medium is. There. E cigarette. Tell it call your husband is going to leave him. And the fact that Faye Resnick is there and she's called out but Camille for posing in playboy after her friend. Cole was murdered by OJ. I like scary island that one when Kelly Mon was out on the island and went on that model that was so unintelligible she's like you're like going to tell you jelly beans and go to bed. Tom of gold, and it was like watching just downtown. I interviewed Kelly Benson money. It was years ago. It was for random website. And I was I was familiar with her on the show. And I knew she sort of familiar with her work her non sequiturs kind of. And I picked up the phone talk tour truly writing it down. It was like a serial killer, sending a message through code just had no idea like zodiac like none of the words matched up. But then at the end, it was a movie website, actually. And she said, oh, my favorite movies rear window. And I was like, oh, that's my favorite movie to are. We know related or something, you know. It was very scary. She that was my favorite episode for a long time scary island part one part two is I love I mean, it's still all together. I caught it. But the thing about what you're saying about Joe before it is. So I love how it should be darker that Kelly is like having some sort of mental breakdown on. That's played for comedy. So you of all people is sort of like, maybe she needs help. Shown, you guys we have any name. Means wrong with her. In front of Kathy, very Ron VAT shouldn't even Darcus. But the actual dark is is the third part of scary island where. When Jill Jill shows up because there's just something. So tart about you surprising, your friends on a vacation them seeing you and say you need to leave. Did you hear convulsively? You're like look at what you're doing her. She's shaking. No one wants to hear. Pedic that my lesson job. And I know we're going to murder us. I was watching that episode. The Birch's episode. I was home in Seattle with my dad, and you'll never pay never was watching it. And he could hear it like, I was watching it. And he just was listening in the background kind of in the next morning. I was writing post. I was at Jacksonville still about that episode and my dad's like what are you writing about is like I'm writing about the real housewives land. Did it on? He goes. Oh, Lewin, the slut. Wow. 'cause he hit hurt. Because he had heard he'd heard Bethany screaming. Yes. The culture because you said, you didn't know anything in yet. I filled a couple times today. You were like I did see that up. Right. No, just you feel Albuquerque. Yeah. Right. And also along with the WWE thing, it's like, you're right characters have to come around again because it would be so interesting if one stayed bad, for example, you know, they know how to keep really entertaining. So that's why Finally I will say it is not hard for you to jump into a housewives franchise because much like wrestling much, like even watching a soap opera, you know. It's it's a long running show and the women the configurations may change. But in season eleven of real housewives of New York, they are 'til still technically fighting about the same thing that they were fighting about NC's into it's just in a different situation. Well, Andy said to quote him like, I'm like, sir, Andy, and you want said that he wanted to build the franchise in a way that you think you couldn't live without someone. But you can. Wow. So that they never need someone too much. But I think Nina sitting next to him because they know they need her. That's how I live my friendships. No one's pulling any. Any point am I going now? Toback case. Thank you to Casey Wilson and Eddie October. You offer listening to our latest keep it brief. We'll see you next week. And thank you. Soon.

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Listening For The Future During Black History Month

World Cafe

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Listening For The Future During Black History Month

"Support for this NPR podcast and the following message. Come from the UPS store, offering services from shredding to printing to mailbox ING and instead of closing this holiday. The UPS store is doing another ING altogether. Opening the UPS store every ING for small business. And of course shipping. Hazel listening world cafe on tallish Langer. February is black history month and today on the show we shine a spotlight on the black artists who are shaping the future of music. The idea started with NPR music hip, hop writer. Rodney Carmichael for me, take it upon myself to make sure that I'm thinking about and reminding people through my writing to to honor what we create my not Rodney's here today along with the New Yorkers music editor brianna younger who has recently noticed. A resurgence of black instrumentalists kind of just feels like artists kind of coming back for our things like poop. Let me get. That. Boop. That was our third guest. John batiste. He is Dan leader of the late show with Stephen Colbert, and the Grammy nominee John grew up outside of New Orleans, which you can hear on his latest album Hollywood Africans or the rhythm of New Orleans music is specific and when you played it on piano. That's when the piano becomes a drum around table discussion coming up here on wall. Cafe. It's world. Cafe I'm telling you, and we have a really special round table for you today on the show in New York City. We have got Dombi teased Grammy nominated musician and bandleader of the late show with Stephen Colbert. John. Welcome to world cafe. Yes. Indeed is good to be here. So good have you and you're sitting next to you brianna younger. She is the music editor and also a writer at the New Yorker, welcome Browner. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Yeah. An in. See we've got Rodney Carmichael NPR music. Hip hop staff writer. Hi, Rodney was tell you. Hey, so Rodney first off I have to thank you for sparking the idea for this round table. And I wanted to talk a little bit about how it came about. February is black history month, and I was hunting for ideas on some meaningful things that we could do and you brought up the concept of black future month and talk to me about that. Tell me what that means in this context. Will. I mean, you know, black history month comes around every year. And I just think that a lot of times America has a harder time appreciating would black folks doing in the prison, then what we've done in the past. And I I think it's dope. You know that we've kinda in recent years you've seen this black future month thing counter, really spark off. And I think it can be interpreted in a lot of ways. But for me, I I take it upon myself to make sure that I'm thinking about and reminding people through my writing to to honor what we're creating right now. Well, I'd love to he free to start us off with with one of your picks. The the first person that you wrote me with when asked for for some of the people you'd want to shine a spotlight on doing amazing things. Now, you wrote immediately about are wack, so tell us about Iraq. And and why she matters tier wack is is incredible. First of all, she she was a Hugh. Huge phenomenon in in twenty eighteen I'm sure everybody is looking for her to do a lot of incredible stuff going into the future. But I think the really interesting thing about thinking about here wack right now is, you know, here we are in February she's nominated for a Grammy. But it's not in the category that or for the project that most fans would assume she will be nominated for last year, she released Westworld, which was a really special project because it was fifteen songs all a minute long. So it's a full fifteen minute project. And there's a visual component. Which is like a short film that within it has short video vignettes, you know, for each minute song, and this was like really groundbreaking, right? This is really innovative and so much. So that he kind of makes me think about the fact that the Grammies have historically had a hard time appreciating and away. Awarding black artists on the cutting edge. And, you know, then there's the irony of Neo port now who heads Recording Academy making that statement last year about women artists needing to step up, you know, and and and and the the rage that you know, rightfully came upon him after that. And here we have a young artist who in every way, shape and form is is out in Vegas and outperforming everybody else regardless of race agenda, and and and the Grammies in some way are failing to recognize it a feeling to innovate fast enough to keep up with her. So, you know. Yeah. I think she's definitely deserving of some some honor and respect in that regard. Let's pick a tear wack track. Maybe from wack world just to put in people's heads. Do. Name. So that's that's tear wack and Bree you wrote this really insightful article towards the end of twenty eighteen in the New Yorker about with the question is ready to embrace female artists. Tell me about where artists like tear whack fit fit into that idea. I mean, I think to your wack to, you know, get to the root of the headline question is just kind of like one of those undeniable artists, like if you're, you know, you're hearing ear wax music. You're looking at her visuals. Like, you're you're seeing like this ambition in this like inspiration. And you're still like, oh, well, you know, we have Cardi B. And that's enough. Why you're doing the entire Jonah of hip hop. You're doing music a grand disservice by you know, ignoring this kind of innovation, and I think here wack is. You know, someone you can really hang your hat on to be like we need to be behind her. We need to support her. We need to support people like her. Yeah. She's completely groundbreaking. And it's it's kind of what is amazing to me about her is like how much care she puts into her audio visual stuff. That's like highly producing that you can find online. But then also how profoundly entertaining she is. When you go see her is just an analog human being like right in front of you. You know what I mean? No, she's she's she's wonderful. She's just like brilliant. We don't use the word brilliant. A lot for women who are making music, but tear whack is brilliant. Yeah. John. Let's hop to you. When I say black artists who are shaping the future and who need to have the spotlight, Sean on them right now. Who's one of the first people that comes to mind for you? Well. This artists who I feel like should be more known that I'm going to recommend people check out, and that's the seal mclorin salvant. So she sings first off she sings in four languages, and she is an artist sometimes she even draws her own single art painter own album covers she's an incredible voice of ancestors because the music in this country comes from so much pain. But it was transcendent because we used it as a way to connect with each other and get through intense duress, unimaginable duress, things that nobody could imagine people would go through income out on other side of so because she has the blues and folk music and spirituals, but also like early jazz all of these things in her sound, a really I really feel like she's important. One of the only singers in the world that has all of these elements in her sound and his made them own and also sings at the level of the greatest opera singers of all time this incredible artists. So Cecile mclorin savant. That's fantastic. I can't wait to hear this Jeeva. Do you have a track in mind? Oh my goodness. So is interesting because. The track is from her latest album, and it's dual album for the most part between her and a great pianist had also recommend in terms of artists who are lesser known. But who are doing significant things based upon the history of of our culture in the things that our ancestors created and that Sullivan Fortner in the albums called the window Sullivan, fourteen is the pianists Cecile mclorin von is the singer, and I'll pick any track on that. But maybe try somewhere. Lee. Oh. That is that's such an amazing burst win on. From west side story. Right. Right. But but the the range of stuff that she does. I mean, she does stuff like that she'll do songs from you know, the prohibition era, she'll do songs from us ical black musicals from a long time ago of songs from French films. She's a francophile there's still so many things that she puts in the music that just even if you don't know any of it. It's it's amazing just to hear her voice and the quality of tone. And and yeah, I I really love a love what she's doing and the potential of what she has to do because I mean, if you like she's just getting started. You know, I think she's maybe thirty twenty nine years old thirties old. So I mean think about ten years from now twenty years from now. She's amazing. Thank you for that brianna. You you say over Macedo, and this feels like a really good time to. To to dovetail with Cecile mclorin salvant. And and I guess like the textures that that Maseko brings into what he does. Tell us about him sago is a singer slash saxophonist. Who is just he has this incredible energy as a person, but it translates also into his music, and he's like he's extremely interested in like the craft of playing saxophone in how he can bring that texture into like this like be kind of almost retro RMB style of music, and it just kind of I feel like Representative of this kind of own say like a trend, but like a resurgence of black instrumentalists, and I think that's incredibly important like it kinda just goes like artists kind of coming back for things like. Boop. Let me get that. Macedo dropped his album last year. And it was it was incredible. Like phony people had an extremely like live textured album. Braxton cook is another saxophonist slash arm. Be singer. They like, they're just, you know, they really kind of bring this like musicality that, you know, hip, hop Rb like in a contemporary since have their own sort of musicality that isn't really always explicitly rooted in this like live tradition, and it's just happy to see the the co mingling of those John rose and also just with these artists who are like coming out with their instruments and being like, yeah. I can I can play the violin. I can play this accent. I'm going to do it which Maseko literally sings on everything. Like, I can I can play. I'm trying I'm here with with with brianna younger who is seen as a writer at the New Yorker, Rodney Carmichael NPR music. Hip hop staff writer and Java TS to Grammy nominated musician and bandleader delete show with that with Stephen Colbert, I wanna talk a little bit more about the idea of reclaiming because that sort of got a a an audible side from the room or some sort of some sort of noise coming back to say this this is this is what we do. Just just say a little bit more about the idea of reclaiming. Well, I think when particularly when hip hop came to really be popular, I think there was kind of this this pushback that it wasn't really musical in that like the black people who were doing hip hop, or who are now, you know, because hip hop this the the predominant Jonah, so you know, to the mainstream that means Papa speaking for a lot of us. And so for the feeling to be that hip hoppers aren't musical is to say that black people by extension are not musical in. Obviously, we have an extremely long enrich tradition of playing live instruments. And I just feel as though like when you're seeing the success of people like Macedo playing these live instruments in these very public spaces. I think is just like it just connects the dots back to the traditions that we come from. And that's extremely essential. Like, it's monumental does that resonate for for you, Rodney or John? No doubt. John John had a really good react. I was curious. What what his thoughts were on? Well, it's it's it's is is something that I think about in terms of the history of our country, and how we came to create the art and commodified art because before music was something that was bought and sold and put into John re-categorisation all these things it was the fabric of everyday life. It was a part of the functional community it helps the community function. So as music when someone's born music someone dies, you know, this is to eat to music sleep to this music everywhere. And the idea of why we created music was at first away for us to either worship of the bomb for our pain away for us to figure out who we are firm out. Humanity in situations that were trying to negate the fact that we will even human we will property. So if the idea of us being property, and in our heart and soul urges us, and and inspires us to create music and art that's transcended the world anything that comes in that lineage has validity. Whether it's, you know, the blues to hip hop to anything beyond that, we don't even know is about to happen. So for me, I just think that is is it's less about reclaiming in more about us connected to who we always have been. That's what we do. We that's what we do. So I I really feel that must've saying that she said that we have things that we almost forgot that we are. And we have people who are coming out in showing us. This is what this will we've always been. Agreed hundred percent. John I want to talk about your artistry. And I guess how your latest album Hollywood Africans feeds into the beautiful thing that you've just said, and let's put a little bit into people's ears. Pick a song from from Hollywood Africans that we should play at this point. Oh, cool. Yeah. All right. Yup. Is it over? That's a good one because. Yeah, he's got the the almost church thing too. She said. I love that the quiet and organ and just the the pace sits on that. Call and tell the story, you know, we grill to tell stories. So that's that's the really beautiful song is over from from your twenty eighteen album Hollywood Africans, and you covered so much historic ground on that on that record. First of all we asked about the title Hollywood Africans. Why did you title it that other than the amazing yet painting? There is also called Hollywood Africans. Jomon show Bosque is somebody else studying and the minute painting really helped me to understand a lot of music that I wanted to put on the album and put it in a context almost like a picture frame. So if you don't understand necessarily, listen to that kinda music framing it from the perspective of Hollywood Africans gives you a window into. Why is so important to me the lineage of what is music came from the purpose of this music is for us to learn the wisdom of those of come before us and also to transcend all of the oppression that was put on the most innovative performers and geniuses of our time because of their color, the color of their skin, and that was some that I really keyed into when I was learning how to play coming up in New Orleans. The music is still just a part of the culture in a way where you have these. Older musicians like village elders leaning over your shoulder, and and showing you how to play show you how to saying how to write how to do whatever it is that you don't. So I I wanted to frame the music, which is like all of those root elements the root music of of black American music end the American experience being full. Let's let's pick another song that has like a bit of a New Orleans field to it wou- got that. I know how about. Saint James infirmary blue full. I went down. To Saint Jane. So my baby. I'm gonna ask you nerdy, piano question in that's like your finger sound like the the way that you play the piano, so brilliantly like changes, it's like you're playing it. Like, it's a drum. Like, it sounds like you're sitting you really understand that a piano percussion instrument when you hear you play like that. Yeah. Is a is a heartbeat on this song you talking about going down to the infirmary? And you see your baby they're stretched out on a long wide table. It's the tradition of almost like the the blues porch. Sit in tradition grills telling stories, you know, you late you just laid on rhythm on guitar. And then you you tell the story. She can search this. Why? Blue. Which is never gonna find another shop dress in piano land, man, like me. One thing I love about New Orleans cultures. Also, the rhythm is at the root of everything, you know, the rhythm of New Orleans music is specific and when you played it on the piano. That's when the piano becomes a drum. One of the things that you talked about when the album came out is you talked about this like inheriting a certain amount of negative baggage. As an African American male doing what you do. And you said that the idea that to define what blackness is and define what it means to be black entertainer. The idea that if it's not fitting into some of the narrow definition that exists than it's some sort of political statement when really it's just a human being a human. And I wanted to ask you more about that. Because I think it sort of at the heart of some of some of what we're what we're talking about. My goodness. I feel like we all can speak to that. And in a number of ways just based on the idea that. You know? Okay. Let's go back. If you think about the reconstruction era in that being the first time and not even black women, not not even black women. Just black men allow the vote in this country. And then it being taken away in the Voting Rights Act. Maybe one hundred years later coming like. The idea of of being counted and being seen in being acknowledged for who you are as a human is something that is taken us a very long time to even have conversations about openly in this country. So how is that going to reflect in the profession, and and and and different things that you do is going to be difficult because generations of people have been taught otherwise. So now, we're just starting to really come around to the idea that these narrow definitions that have been a part of the mythology of our country. Don't actually hold the capacity of black brothers and sisters across the world these adjust tropes, and we don't have to fit into them. And if we do fit into them they nothing wrong with that either. And I think a lot of it also has to do with kind of unlearn ING this idea. That like whiteness is like the general or like the resting station of the country like because the whole idea that a black person doing something, quote, unquote, alternative or other is rooted in the idea that the black people are one way in that way is a certain distance from whiteness, and it's like if whiteness isn't the center of your world than black people doing anything, just as regular breathing. And I feel like that gets lost. When you know, whiteness is everywhere like. I think that that's an important also because you know, a lot of what we're talking about is like, you know, racial politics, and, you know, an appreciation for music, and it it's interesting to me, I think we tend to only think about racial politics, when we're talking about artists of color, you know, black artists, but you know, when you think about it. Why artists are you know, planning their own, so it's a racial politics when they make music to you know, it's just like breeze says because they are centered and considered the norm or the default. We don't tend to dissect grapple with the kind of racial politics at play in the art. I mean, I just think, you know, even like the the freedom of choice that that so many white artists have to not be Vert. Political in their music, for instance, you know, that's a political choice believe it or not, you know, like that's their that's their racial politics in action. And in so many ways that's something. I think about all the time when talking to to artists of color is like m m are in my overlooking parts of artistry in order to ask about something that I imagine is really important to to somebody making a thing out of something. That's not it's something that I've called you about run me like to to ask for your help in and counsel onto because there is I think we do I I really do. I'm trying to like unpack my own bias is about it. And that's part of why feel happy to have you guys on the show to to talk about this and help work it out and trying to unpack my own bias. And whether we hold black artists to a different standard in terms of talking about social or political issues than we hold white artists. And I think you've just you've just said that in answered it. But. I guess. For what it's worth though, I do think there is an inherent mode of resistance to black artists operating outside of what is assumed to be the black norm. Which isn't to say that in artists goes to a studio or sits down at the piano and sets out with this in mind, but I do think because of the way the world works. It is political it is resistant, even if that artist isn't trying to to do. So right. Right. Right. Well, I wanna I wanna know if John can chime in here because you John you like our artist in in like so many mainstream spaces, so how does that resonate with you? I find it to to to be a really interesting anthropological study sometimes to play jazz or the play classical music, and to do it on some of the more mainstream stages are Rina's and and to not as not as a knock to hip hop. Because I grew up listening to hip hop. But to not have elements of the that music in the presentation, but being, you know, young black performance and sometimes dressed in ways that reflect the fact that I grew up listening to hip hop. I also find it interesting when I'm performance, and I decide to wear you know, jeans in a hoodie versus when I'm suited up. It all these things are really affecting the perception of the music, even if the music doesn't change. Change. And if the music isn't what you'd expect from somebody who is of my demographic, then is also viewed as either a statement or that I'm a torchbearer on a have a political message or have some sort of message that I'm trying to sell you that is in opposition to the culture, and I feel like it's much more nuance than all that. And you can't really get into the depths of that without really understanding the history of country in why the fact that if we don't go back and understand the root of WI with still dealing with these issues will never really solve them, and we'll never be able to separate art from racial politics. What do we what do we have to dig back to or or understand better in order to to do what you're saying? What just understanding that over generations? Whether or not you're someone who believes in certain certain ideas, if those ideas have become the the glue that binds culture together in and become the thing that drives culture, and drives the way that things perceived drives media, drives what we we consume on a sub-conscious level. It has no way of not affecting our choices in our perception. So if we don't understand the way things have been been constructed since the founding of this country, then it's hard for us to understand why. When the position we are today in how to change that. Ails think there's like power in arriving at an artist without the assumption that everything not even an artist really arriving at black people without the assumption that everything we're doing is a response to whiteness like, but that's not are perpetual state light. Incredibly important point. Because I think a lot of people approached that way. It's just like, oh, you're doing this thing. Consciously and intentionally to make this statement because you're responding to whiteness, and it's like no whiteness of the center of your world is not the center of ours. Don't flatter yourself. Right. Exactly. It's true. And it's a point that doesn't get made nearly enough. I'm talking to Bree younger who is the music editor and writer. She's a writer at the New Yorker and Rodney Carmichael whose NPR music hip, hop staff writer. John teased is here with us to he's eight Grammy nominated musician and bandleader of the late show with Stephen Colbert free. Would you pick? Our next artists to it to chat about here on world. Cafe oh, sure. I would bring up serpent with feet who is a singer from Baltimore. He released an album called soil last year. And it was just phenomenal. Like, it it really. Had a very strong gospel influence, and you know, he's singing in this like this falsetto, and it's like trembling, but it wasn't, you know, necessarily in be it was it was it was something else altogether. And I think there's becoming very overt quote unquote tradition of these singers who. Are kind of almost daring you to say that there are in Biarritz. I know like Moses somebody has been very very vocal about, you know, throwing him in the arm be box. But serpent like Moses kinda makes music that is it's like an amorphous genre that really challenges listeners writers, whoever to really consider the language that we use to talk about black artists in the music that they're making. And his identity to I find. So fascinating. He's so he's so clear on caso clear about his words he came into two world cafe. And we we talked about soil, and and one of the things that we talked about was his sexuality, and it was really important to him to say, I am a gay black, man. I'm not a queer Brown, man. And that was like one of the moments that I still hang onto from from our conversation together. Like the that. He's just he's just one of those wonderful people who makes plain what they need to say with. No apologies. I feel like everybody needs to hear serving with feet. I love him so much so much. Yeah. Listen. How much do you? I hope my words spring some. Son. Tend to. It's gorgeous. That that ducts position of of the gospel tradition. The flamboyance the keys the, you know, the the really sort of like you see serpent with a live. It's preaching like treats, the stage like a pulpit, and I think, you know, the the black especially with southern black church tradition has has not been friendly to you know, gayness queasiness in the community. So I think it's extremely important that he, you know, puts those two things in a dialogue with each other. And and says that I'm going to use the language of the gospel. I'm going to make these references aesthetically, and I'm going to sing about loving men or having sex with men, and that's just what is going to be. Yeah. Yeah. And it's also going to be like stunning and musically. Not like anything that. You've that. You've off or Brennan. Let's talk about another an artist that you brought up. Kaley. Forty seven who does really interesting stuff with with traditions and with identity as well. Tell us a little bit about about her. So look has been out and around for a while now but last year and twenty eighteen she released to her her second major label album, and it it's pretty incredible. I mean, the first thing that you have to know about it. If you're not familiar with is that she wears a mask. She wears, you know, ski mask or, you know, the the the kind of the count of that you wear in the wintertime, but pulled over your face with the holes in the mouth open. Right. And that's that's part of her anonymity that that that she likes to, you know, carry onto the stage and out into the world. So you will never see her not wearing this. This this mask of some sort and to me. But it kind of reminds me of that that that Paul Lawrence dome bar poem. We wear the mask, you know, which which is all about. Black people having to historically wear masks in public or mask, our emotions or to some to some respect our identity historically to to get by in this country. You know, or just masking the real who we are the essence of who we are because you know, for whatever reason in so many ways who we are has been criminalised. It has been, you know, not allowed in in terms of American life, and that type of thing. But anyway, I feel like on this particular album, which is called acrylic. It's like she's wearing the mask. So that we don't have to anymore. You know, because she's really like creating this tapestry of black life like she rips the hood to the fullest. I'm talking about the nail salons the swap meets the you know, the the. Subway stations, you know, from from Brooklyn to Virginia where she also has roots. You know, she she really represents the hood. But she does it in this way that that that that creates kinda like this this rich tapestry of of light black American life. You know, and and in verse similar way, you feel her step in her toll in every genre of black music. You know that that kind of spans the twentieth century, you know, that there's some blues some jazz. And there's you know, she she she brings it all the way up to like the ballroom house scene. And and and there's a lot of that in what she does, you know, she she's wrapping. But she in, you know, our be and and I feel like she's just really an amalgamation of of of some of this, you know, art, and creativity that that black folks have been. In putting up for the past under Jews? Let's listen. Shooters up in my doing great or good. Pulsa domas right here live alone. It's kind of red two parent homes X, no change here city bone to learn quick Cottam. They get on your own my aunties candy from per window pane. Do what we can make us name up. We keep fit all good. Also. In is funny. The mike. A little about this album issue. Click what you said Rodney, she puts you in a place and she lake make showing somebody else. They're your world is one of the greatest gifts that an artist can given there. It's like sort of like the way that we think about making radio soundscape like when you tell stories on the radio like painting pictures sounds beautifully done, John you let out sort of a annoys. I guess when when Rodney talked about wearing her wearing a mask. So that that you don't have to is that something that you feel like you've had to do in your career as an artist like his mask wearing part of the way that you think about what you do four. This desolate while that's there's a lot there that that that's a big one. Now, the the mask. I mean talk about the idea that Joe Michelle boss got have how would Africans. It was all about how these people who go on stage and change the world have to put on a mask can't go into the same restaurant after the concert would the people who in audience and. For me. It's always been problematic for an artists such as myself to. To come out, and you create a music and its not music that is defined by the the cultural expectation or interpretation of what blackness is which is like, I'm from the hood, my only values of money and disrespect my sisters, and all of these things that are just like why does why is it that if you're successful as a black artist you have to be singing about? You have to look like that wise wise, the majority of successful at least in the mainstream the highest level of it talking about a look like that. And that to me is al- always been a problem for me. That's that's a mask to me that people have put on black culture and try to define it by that when ancestors were trying to get away from that. They didn't want to be in the hood. They didn't want to be poor. They didn't wanna have to survive. They were trying to get away from that. So why are we run into ward it now would dictate to being an attain by black pathology? Since the minstrel shows, go back and look read the history of minstrel show. The mystery show was white people went black face, and they will entertain themselves, and then you would have characters eventually you'd have black entertainer. Some of the greatest black entertainers came from the tradition of Mr. shows like bojangles Sammy Davis junior the idea of us being fascinated with each other has been a long tradition in entertainment and the entertainment industry is built on the back of that mythology. So for us to now want to run into those tropes that we have fought so hard to get away from I have never really understood. I want to sit and think about that for a minute. Let's pick somebody who's music. I guess embodies. Lick rebelling against rejecting that idea or rebelling against that or were resisting it does anybody come to mind for for anybody who's listening who'd be a really good personal. Listen to right now. Up in salt SABA could be cool because you know, I think he's coming out of a city where a lot of that John is talking about those tropes that pathology has has been kinda laid on Chicago super heavy, you know, of trying to describe right would is creating a lot of issues in Chicago. You know? Can you say a little bit more for for for people who aren't as as like, we're talking about the fact that that? I guess people use the murder of black men to like for further marginalize black men in Chicago. Or at least that's the way that I see like there's there's there's persecution racial persecution going on. And then also using that to say, oh, these people are dangerous, and this is why this happens like, it's I don't know. That's that's out. I feel. This is popular narrative, and his, you know, it's it's old as as the country is in a lot of ways. But there's rarely any talk about a lot of socioeconomic factors that have gone into creating this reality, you know, and, you know, while there's plenty of music that comes out of Chicago that sort of you know, sort of blindly reinforces a lot of those stereotypes. Yes, also, a whole lot of music that's doing doing the opposite. And not because these artists have a mission or mission minded to do the opposite. Right. But just because you know, that's humanity. And and they're. Exactly, you know, what? I mean. I mean, I I've talked to to Sabbath specifically about what it is that he's doing with an album like care for me, which came out in twenty eighteen and then the narrative thread running through it and a lot of inspiration behind. It is about the fact that his cousin was was tragically murdered maybe about a year. So before the album came out, and you know, at this time when when when you know, there's so much attention on on on Chicago murders. He he creates this this really vulnerable album that that find some not not only grappling with his cousin's murder boat grappling with a lot of the consequences and a lot of systemic issues that play cities like Chicago. And you know, that that nobody media included is really dealing with. When we. We talk about young black, man. And when we talk about the music that is, you know, being created in these environments, you know, it's it's a really it's a really beautiful album. It was actually my favorite hip. Hop out of twenty eighteen. Rodney will you pick a song for us for from care for me? About life life. Yeah. I think that's a good. Okay. Rich enough. Description. Like. Donate. Visit. Congress got the nerve to college. No religious getting Brazil. Night. The puck at night. I was on a roll. That SABA from his album to care for me. Twenty teen one of Rodney Carmichael favorite albums of the year. He's here with me. And so John Batiste and Briana younger, and we will be back in a moment. And in a moment, we will talk about Cardi B. Okay. Guys groups do it. Okay. Back in a moment. I'm world cafe. Just to pain. Luckily, he wants to. I let him what he he Bundy. Winning. No, you probably got a bag fix. And end up, mama. Gun. Hey, we'll come back to row cafe on Tel linger. And and I'm here with a special round table. We've got writing Carmichael who covers hip hop for NPR music, brianna younger who is the music editor and also a writer at the New Yorker and John TS to you might know as the bandleader of the late show with Stephen Colbert, Grammy nominated musician. Thank you again for being here. Really? Appreciate it. So last month Cardi B Cardi B released a video that kind of went viral. And it was not a music video. It was a video rant commentary where she wanted to remind people I guess that at that point at the point that she shot the video it had been a little over three weeks since the government shutdown, and she she wanted people to know that we need to take some some action, and she said a bunch of funny stuff and she's the bureau to whole bunch of times. But here's the part of the video that I wanted to talk about here, we go. Now, I'm not allowed to don't care because outta work for the government or. Yeah. Pilot over have a job, but this is really serious, bro. This is crazy like our country is in a hill right now awful. Well, I really need to take this serious. I winning to take some action. I don't know what type of action because does not what I do. But Dom skid first of all Cardi B. Like, she's choose poignant. And she's so funny. But we're she said this is not what I do is is the part that I wanted to talk about like, it's it's not her job to get political. She is an artist who we love for the music that she makes and she feels the call to do something like this. So I guess what I found what I found really interesting about it was that that that she. Felt some sort of call or some sort of responsibility to say stuff to people. And and we shouldn't like why do we expect because people do people do expect it like, I I look at artists that I admire when things go badly and thank like, I want that person to say something and like why? And is there a different expectation that we have of of black artists to be civically or socially engaged than we have of their white counterparts. I guess is the is the thing that her saying this is not what I do made me think about. I I will say I definitely think that we tend to hold black artists to a higher standard in terms of, you know, being a voice for for social issues. But really, it it kinda makes sense because you know, America has really always relied on the most marginalized folks in the country to be that voice of conscious. You know? And I think in a lot of ways we do that through throughout music. You know, black folks have done that through our music, but I think black music does it in different ways, depending on the kind of music. It is I mean just think about how how much hip hop, for instance, has been reflected in like. America's like ugliest harshest reality. For decades, you know, certain forms hip up and in a lot of ways instead of facing that reality and grappling with that. Reality America has has tried to police the music, and instead of you know, listening to it. So if eels like in a lot of ways, the bigger responsibility should be falling on on listeners, you know, in or in order to be able to hear better here and better interpret and better understand the music or the artist regardless of how rough for all the messages coming. You know? Yeah. That's connected to I guess the fact that like into in two thousand seventeen RAM MB and hip, hop became the most consumed genre of music and and surpassed rock, and you have black entertainers leading the charge on that. But I wonder if you could talk about whether you perceive a sort of disconnect between like consumption and appreciation for things versus like real seeking an understanding what what people are saying. And what they're standing for like are. We are. We listening in the right way. And is or is there like a disconnect between consumption of of some of the socially conscious or really difficult things to here in hip, hopper. In rap a difference between our consumption and our action with the question and a whole different fluids before. Please do whatever we. Yeah. When. I I love I love that statistic. You know, the the fact that, you know, hip hop. Rb black music is is the most consumed now, you know, since twenty seventeen but I also feel like it's kind of an empty stat. You know, because if you look at the way that that the industry has kept metrics for forever, you know, going back before there were streaming. You know, if we think about M P three's, and we think about when physical copies were still the main form of of of distributed music. We know for fact that bootlegging and illegal downloading, and you know, album leaks. It really played hip hop. And in a way that it didn't with other genres, you know, so in a lot of ways the consumption of black music has been. Inaccurate for for so long. You know, and it's almost like we're just now starting to get a real sense of the true numbers and industry my age. So some ways, you know, we think about racism and these kind of systemic ways, and that to meet us the stick way in which it plays out in the industries that we can't even necessarily have a proper count or proper metric for how much of black music is being consumed. And and it it plays out in a lot of ways. Like when you think about billboard just did a series last year where they looked at the lack of black music executives in the industry. And you know, these are the kind of numbers that make that kind of stuff possible make that kind of stuff happened, and the kind of numbers that that that corporations used to you know, to to determine what what they're going to do business direction wise, what kind of artists they're going to invest in what kind of John was they're going to invest in. I notice not the answer to too. Question that you have. But I just kinda wanted to to go there for. No, it's so it's so great. I appreciate that. And is there anything else that you wanted to say about the the rest of the the question how that sort of like how well so Kendrick Lamar wins the Pulitzer prize rate last year for for for dam, and he's like, that's it's this monumental moment. And that's a moment where like a lot of people from a lot of world who might not necessarily be exposed to somebody like Kendrick Lamar all have their eyes on that all listening to that album. And then to go back to the question like how does that how does that translate into life outside of music and even going back to what I was saying earlier about people's people looking at or hearing hearing, hip, hop and not appreciating it for its musicality, which it has in-space as much as any other kind of music. I mean, you know, part of it is we we we speak in code language. You know, black people have had speak and coded language that's part of our survival. You know, going all the way back to. Being brought to this country to to begin with. And when you talk about he'll pop as an art form, his still very much a coded language. So that even when you have an artists like Kendrick Lamar who is speaking very explicitly and directly to a lot of what what plagues this country in terms of in terms of racing in terms of the reality of him as a as a young black man coming from a city like Compton. And what his experience has been like what what he's faced. What has created the lens through which he sees the world, and you know, the lens through which the world sees him. I think a lot of it goals over the heads of of the general public. You know, I mean, I think we hear consume the beat and the rhythm, and you know, the the deeper messaging a lot of times is. Is is not necessarily going to get get across getting terported to the depth that that the artists might be being, you know, communicating, but that's that's also just what pop music is. That's what would would pop music does to to to music to artists, you know. So it's kinda complicated. I think the fact that he is being heard on such a huge scale is a breakthrough in and of itself when you look at the kind of artists that have been, you know, promoted and marketed in the John for the past decade or so. I'm here on world cafe with with Giambattista, Rodney Carmichael and Briana younger. We we're almost at the end of our chat. And I just wanted to go around and ask each of you for some closing thoughts. Or if there's something that that you're like burning to say during this round table that you haven't gotten the chance to yet. John. Is there anything that you wanted to make sure to say before we before we close out today? Wow. Okay. So this a lot that can be said, this is a very very. This is this is massive, you know, this mammoth mechanics behind all this stuff that we talking about. And I'm just thinking about. Questions that I just. I'll leave everybody was some questions listening audience, and and you can take these questions. Do what you will. But. I'd like to ask folks about the idea of black music. And is there such thing as black music anymore? The reason I asked the question is because the idea of defining a group, and they experience as a monolithic thing. Works under the guise of that group being segregated from all of the other groups. But once that group becomes a part of the greater culture for better for worse. People have argued for better for worse, and it becomes synthesized in becomes one culture. And it's not actively segregated at least by law. Then does the music that a black artists create embody the spirit of all black people, and is it on tainted or on influenced by the cultures that surrounded the especially in a place like America, which is a confluence of so many different cultures from around the world and continues to be hopefully will continue to be. So that's my first. Question. Is there still such thing as black music? The other question. I was thinking about was if an entertainer. Is expected to have. Political position or have a voice as a leader. And also even at times infused their music with some sort of cry of outrage or some sort of message or direction for people to follow while also still being entertaining. Then what what are we looking for? What is the function of entertainment in general? Is it a function of commerce something that we can have a transaction that gives us a feeling of whatever feeling we're purchasing basically every artist believe is selling one or two emotions perspective in all the stories of to do those emotions. So we give people money. So that we can feel something entertainment is in the scape. But if it's also tied to politics than that sort of muddies the water of the purpose of entertainment. So for me the question is should an artist. Should we listened to artists? Shit. We listen to people who aren't. Into like like Cardi was saying is their job. She'll we not listen to those people. I why we listening to artists to try to figure out the direction that we move as a country. Think about and thank you for that. John. So Rodney Rodney any closing thoughts that you went to to impart or questions. Thinking about what brianna was saying. Earlier about every artist every black artist not, you know, responding being a response to racism, and then thinking about what John was just saying about, you know, is there is there such a thing as black music in this day and age. It kinda it kinda all just reminds me of that Tony Morrison quote, which kinda talks about the job of racism being distraction. And you know, she kinda essay question like what what would we do? What could we create if we weren't always having to respond to racism, right? And she goes on. She's like racism says, you ain't you know, your brain a big enough. And so scientists get to work digging that up and racism says, you know, you don't have true art. And so you go off in and and and you create and dig that up. It's it's funny because so much of so much of twentieth century, and I will art forms have have have had to be measured have been measured by that kind of standard. You know, like is this human and humane enough for us to, you know, honor it and and respected and call it and call it art and. At the same time, though, it's hard to really find examples. I feel that fit that standard when you look outside of black people, you know, at least in the twentieth century. You know, like I would be curious like what what is white art like what is white music. How do we how do we define that? Exactly. Is there is there a white American music form that hasn't been either touched or created I Bob black folks, you know, and what what what does it mean that American music at its root, and at its core really is what we have been considering calling black music all of this time. And then on top of that think about it, you know, a week or two or month rather a month after, you know, looking at our Yana 'Grande, you know, being cues of, you know, taking a lot of black music and black aesthetic and crunching it and to her song seven rings, you know, from from trap. Trap stars like to change to to soldiers. Boy, who is all of a sudden in some kind of way shape, performed become like, the Little Richard of of of internet rep, you know, claiming that he he started it all in everybody his stole his his style. And he wants his credit, and he has he has a great point. You know? So I don't know how to put a bowl on all of that. But you know, I think it just speaks to the fact that you know, when it comes to creation, and and and being originators, we we continue an innovators going back to tear wack, we continue to hold that crown and in America, oftentimes overlooks overlooks that that that influence, you know, and and I think the real center in the real norm at least on the music tip. It really is black creators, you know, when we talk about who who is who is more the default. Position in America in terms of music. You know, I think if we're really being honest with us sales. It really is the black creators, and and it always has been that. Hey, bring any closing from you. I mean, I think John Rodney you ran ran the whole spectrum, but I'm just excited. I I'm excited for what black artists are doing. I'm excited for the potential. I'm excited for what happens next like, and you know, I just hope everyone will keep listening keep digging keep going outside of your comfort zone. If you if you only listening to certain John or certain sounds like there's so much black genius out here in it's just like we have to we should go. Find it in dig it up and pull it into the light. So that everyone can see in bracing. You know, just continue that cultural and musical dialogue that we've always had as black people. You guys. I can't tell you how much I appreciate having this conversation. Rodney carmichael. Thank you so much. Whatever. Yeah. It's a pleasure. Thank you so much brianna. Thank you. Yeah. And thank you, John. Really? Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Hey, john. Would you would you pick something a piece of music for us? Any piece of music for us to go out on today. Absolutely. How about a Wynton Marsalis really winters. Okay. Okay. Jazz trumpeter Wint Marcellus. I like it. Let's go out on some wintom. Why why was that come into mind yet? I I'm just thinking about the idea of culture in other ways that we can define culture and also ways that we can define what's relevant, and you you you can also do that by by creating a space for something. And he created space for jazz at Janssen Lincoln Senator. I think is definitely central to affecting culture not necessarily through making records, but just creating a space for the music, his concept of the music, at least to exist. John Batiste at Brown, a younger and riding Carmichael. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thanks. Yeah. To base hit. Thanks, John Batiste, picking that one that is from the music of John Lewis, which he made with Wynton Marsalis. I wanna thank our roundtable being here with me on the show today. I learned something from each one of you. And I think our listeners to thank you for John Batiste band leader of the late show with Stephen Colbert in Q to brianna younger, the new music editor and writer at the New Yorker reading wonderful writer. So is Rodney Carmichael who covers hip hop for NPR music. Go read his writing and NPR music dot ORG. Thanks to our friends who made this happen in Kaplan. Jacob Ganz over an NPR music, our programming assistant, Ellen operator, our producer John Meyers who puts his heart and soul into all of our sessions, but an especially huge amount of work when something is as musically demanding as this one west. Thank you for that. Don, really appreciate it. We make the show at W X P N from the university of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. Wishing you a meaningful black future month here from the world. Cafe. This message comes from NPR sponsor. Comcast business. 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Ep. 20: "Same Ish, Different Shore" (Floribama Shore Season 1)

The Trash

1:08:44 hr | 5 months ago

Ep. 20: "Same Ish, Different Shore" (Floribama Shore Season 1)

"Hey what's up dumpster divers this as spears one half of the trash podcast the other half Sarah Gm Bruno was currently taking a shower right now because it's hard as fuck and we sweated our asses off making this episode We did that for you. So if you like what you hear and if you've been listening to us from the beginning or if just started listening to us and you like it. Make, sure to rate subscribe and review if you would like wherever you listen to it, that would really help us out a lot and if you want to help us out even more, you can go to our patriotic patriots, dot com slash podcast, and we have a bunch of cool tears there with different perks depending on which tier you choose us to check that out and which can get into this episode and. We love you. Thank. You for. We really do appreciate it. Thank. God. I did. This is nuts. Alexa stops on my God. Oh, my God. This is crazy. LISTEN COMEDY PSYCHOS team listen every once in a great while somebody absolutely amazing comes along. He just have to have a chicken on its head. Why? Because? I'm the one tents around the San Diego with a chicken head with no air con for you because it's your birthday. I'm here to wish you the best birthday ever for big ED listen of a big fan of. Comedy. Psychos, and you got and trash podcast. You guys are awesome. Trenches. Trash. Close. Close So, fucking hot here. Who's God make? It's Aryeh. Guerande make it stop please. Yana `Grande please turn the Sun. God, is oriented around. What's up everybody I'm Sarah Jim. Brunell and nate spears welcome to. The trash podcast enhances by. The trash podcast hellish fan because we're coming. From coming straight from. Sprinkle from the dips. Dj Santa. Shelving. And Get One free will yeah. It's hot as. we've been like a heat wave. There was a coup last thunderstorm last night. So I know that people in California aren't used to that. So it was really cool because it's like a mid West thing to have like hot humid summer storms. Is it. Yeah. When I was in the Kansas the first time ever like went anywhere in the Midwest It fuck in stormed and it was like a hundred something degrees outside and there was lightning and thunder like every night was. Sums suit you like lightning and thunder. Yeah. It like last night it sounded like a war was going on it was insane. I actually, I didn't say anything at first. But like I saw like a light in the sky and I was looking and you're like, what was that like? What are you looking at and I was like, Oh, nothing for a second I was all like Oh we're all dying I might as well. Let's go to sleep peacefully and. Thanks Yeah See I. Wouldn't let you panic before we all go. And You just let me sleep. You don't try to get up and like fucking John Kuczynski save me. What movie or show are you? Doesn't John Krasinski always play a do that like saves people. Now because he was dick the office, everybody started calling Jim. When you say always I've only ever seen him in the office in that quiet movie there was another movie where. Somebody Wasn Jack reach around it was something else oh no I think it's a show he's he's also He's the new Jack Guy You know that guy in the. Other action books and it's like Jack. something. something you know what I mean todd clancy those did those Tom Clancy. Task. something. He's that New Jack. Provin Williams that makes everybody cry. Yeah. He's the new. Jack. That was fucked up in this version though Jackie and we do a secret agent trash episode on Jack and how fucked that movie is yes and movies to are listed did okay. You know I won't say it but I'll say this Dan Robin Williams go full our word in that movie. He an Yar where he wasn't, why is it hard for the our word what he wasn't, but he was he was like a grownup with the mind of a child, which is like the same. It's like the way I thought. Jack. was just like he was a kid that age telecast no reason. But because of that, he was a grown ass man with the mind of a child. It's still the same thing if you think about it right because he was a grown man's body. Full Gilbert grape I know. Kind of the same thing I think it's in the fall in the Ballpark, Jason? Anyway. What I'm saying is what I'm trying to say he was a grown man playing as a child which is basically comes off the are where it's like when I am. I am Sean. When Sean Penn was in, I am Sam you know God Bad grown man with the minor which out he was like. Jack is about I'm just GONNA. This is a great movie. It was. It's sad. You don't want to funny parts. You can't just remember the sad parts. It was also a funny movie it was. Bad enough as is I don't I'm Anne Sarah's Yang I don't know which one is the dark one. Lighter one anyway. How're you how you been sir? I don't know we kind of already covered it kind of what's up I can't I can't feel anything other than just. Being uncomfortable right now in the heat. What about unit how you down? Their nose fast I was GONNA ask like so so hot has become like an emotion for you. Yeah. It's become a slicker. I'm just like in the Of Hot you say you've yeah, like Oh, you've ee. Like Oh, you've E. R. E.. Okay. And this is the nate's dumb is dumb shit. It's not like blame you. Know a little bit of France. Says I know a little bit anyway speaking of French you know it sounds kind of French why the name Saffy Sad. Well. couple of episodes ago we got paid cold hard cash and the amount of four dollars and twenty cents to do a song for one of our biggest fans instagram user and glass blower nectar forty two. Dues or three in the three, hundred, forty two and we did a song for his dog and I said that he didn't tell us dog's name but he completely did and understood dumb acid miss the message. So I felt bad. So I told him that we would do another song for his dog and actually say her name, which is savvy and. For this, I'm actually going to pull up a picture of saffy. She's a small little black dog. She's cute as fuck I don't know if you saw. US Air. If you feel like I'm she kind of. She looks like older older low peppers. She's not like white on her face. She looks like a Chihuahua mix maybe. A So yeah we're going to do. We're looking at a picture over she's so you're going to do a new trashy song dedicated to sit. she's a she's a good little girl Oh, my God save it the song shoes I grow. Okay. Let's let's get into this. MELBA thoughts we sat. Known folks with sappy. Thoughts we saffy because if you fuck with Sam, you're GonNa you. Should depends on. Bain. Van Therapy. Dog On that. And get you back. I bet you can't say and say, can you roll? Your dog. I love you because I love all dogs don't even know you. But that the AD. View. Alone of play fetch with you. And I WANNA. Take it away name. With talking about Saffy, she's the best dog I don't think. So you can leave broad across the street and get hit by a car because everybody knows. Everybody. Knows the best dog t with with best in show anytime you go and you WANNA know dude. We already toge, but I'll tell you again her name is saffy yet. poop. Dude that was hot fucking fucking. Yeah there you go. Nectar, forty, two, I apologize. And their hope I made it up. With that Dope Dope Song Oh. My God. I Love Dogs Dogs are the best I'm so glad cads. Equally the best I I work with dogs every day, and it's the bestest I get to be around cat every day while I try to work from home and it's the best and he just sits on my keyboard. Oh yea savvy. And Nectar Forty two. Directness Reactor. The three three. New. Name. Also birthday on Saturday I know a mini sewed dedicated to my birthday. Yes. We know I just thought I would point it out here to it. was my birthday got got a few donations for my birthday and just very cool. NOT GONNA. Shout him out though just because you know I'm just GonNa leave that it was a birthday thing. It was a private thing I did get a lot of cool gives one of the more interesting gifts I got. I thought I. Would I wanted to talk about before we went into the trashing news because one of my friends actually got me a cameo gone? Yeah from big. Big Ad I'll be nice from. Happy Birthday to me and shouting out our comedy troupe comedy psychos. So even though I don't really I'm not a huge fan of big. Eh, that was kinda kindly. Tell. Me Know where he does say like, listen to the trash podcast. Eddin -DORSEMENTS official endorsement I'll put it like at the beginning of this episode. Starts. Go back in time or if you kinda anyway, it's going to be a go back in time. Again Uh, thinking of going back in time we were guests on a really Rad podcast over the past week too so. More News on that when that episode comes I'm just GonNa Plant the seed right now. Yeah. That was really fun. Yeah. You know what else is fun sometimes What. Walter. Con. cockeyed. Dyke I don't know house like penis. Do you have a new story ready and loaded or. Do I have one fired up. Because if not. Ready loaded to go oh, I have one ready to go conquer. So somebody is replacing Krista Lia in army the net wait a minute what's army of the dead as at the is that Anything is that like the? Bruce Campbell thing like arm erm I. Know. Never mind. Go ahead I'm sorry. Possibly I. It's Zach Snyder. Film. Worker. I think I've heard of that. Guests sorge. Well guess who they're going to replace Kristalina with. motherfucking, Pignataro. School. Dubbed. Dude. Can't hate Pignataro. She's DUB. Now, now, I'm actually actually interested in to see like what is that movie going to be You know it's a movie. The movie having a Netflix movie but whatever got you. Anything, anytime something has like dead in the Title I. Just Assume One of those like Bruce. Campbell. where it's like something of a I can't even army of darkness is what? Might be different completely. Crazy because they already like pretty much finished filming. So they're gonNA like go. In the fun now replaced him with her. Hope they do it like all digitally and like just weird lake. I hope it's like cats they put her on. The body but I, hope they give her about a housing to say, do you think they'll give her a bible she better demand it. Demand but home. Oh my God. Okay. The next story I have is about cats but should go into it or did you wanna go go ahead go ahead. So my story I think I talked last week or whatever one of the previous episodes about colleges opening up. And being dumb one of those colleges well. I'm not GonNa call the college, but basically the University of North Georgia. They begin school today. Basically right that idea and no, that's not the bad part of the. To celebrate starting school today a Monday they basically what happened was a group of. Twenty something. students flocked into town over the weekend and they did what college kids do they packed in tight and party the night away and there's like video of like these kids just like no mask no nothing. Rajunit up and shit. So have a fun first day at school new trump is so stupid for convinced convincing has like voter base to not wear masks because they're all gonna be dead or the fucking election. Bro, you retain Bro. fucking masks not the heart and a lot of the people who use vote by mail are Republican voters. He kinda screwed himself a little bit. He's the. R. Word Anyway. Go ahead let's see. Exactly what yes, he used the R. Word that. That's how I. Right back with trolls on the Internet not to throw them by being like why bet you just love never mind I'm not gonNA get into this. anyways next trashy story is that Jason Derulo? Star. into, rule outside and say it right. I never say it right we've had this debate before Jason Derulo he. You'd say it's only. The Star of cats the worst best thing I've ever seen. In. My Life he elise, Hey, thought cats was gonna be a good movie. Quote I thought cats was going to change the world even when I saw the trailer chills down my spine, I was trying to figure out what's the perfect I roll cats checked all the boxes king star studded cast a more respected director Jason Derulo to be to be fair. He wasn't wrong in those facts like it was a star studded cast and it was a good director but it just didn't turn out like he wanted to. It was so. It how? I don't I don't remember original being great or good cats is one of those musicals that's been like made fun of for since the beginning of time and literally just how outlandish it is I. Literally, the only memory I have of it is being a kid and seeing it on TV and thinking what the fuck is this, and then also there's like a parody of it on the simpsons and that's my only real reference of it other than CNN piece of it on TV. Yeah. I mean on watching his theater fucking love cats because I'm I love irony. I can see that yeah as a person who isn't really a wasn't as much of a theater person, I guess just going into it as a regular consumer I'm like what the fuck is. This I don't know how to feel about this where they serious when they and like combines everything I hate about theater in such an exponential way that it's entertaining for me. But also, memories is a very sad song. I can do it really well. That into my Oklahoma. Jennifer Hudson Kinda killed it go at that song yeah she sounded great. My next story Um has to do with a stranger things. If, you heard today So there were some weird leg tweets coming out from his from from Noah's schnaps twitter. Noah snap is the kid that got possessed. Okay. Yeah, the one that's like he's like a little bitch on the show let's just say, yes, every season he just like. What's IT anyway? So Noah snap not trying to bully a kid anyway I'm just talking about the deserve it and. The kids probably agree. Lou So to preface he his account hacked but. We're like you tweeted something like a suicide dot dot dot or something like that. And he they said he posted some racist and sexual things. But they were deleted and I couldn't find them on. Like Noah snap racist tweets couldn't find them. So I don't know what they were but apparently, there was a lot of racists tweets and stuff and there was I sure hacked yet. I mean they came out immediately and was like his his hat wasn't him So I don't know I mean he could have had a mill. These things are always kind of up in the air like he could have had a meltdown and there's people have to correct it. You know it's crazy how like when? Whiteman Start, tweeting racist Shea and their famous people automatically while they're finally having that mental breakdown one of the first science tweeting. Caracteristics Racist Shit. White celebrities is like the first sign of a mental breakdown we need to be on the list I mean it'd be on watch for that. I agree What's your next door does pretty much all to fix next story. Is If my phone will go oh Chrissy Teigen is pregnant. We ain't for more people. New Oh. No. Sorry. ooh. Again. I mean, here's the. I don't like people bring more babies in the world especially now under the circumstances but. She was never able to conceive naturally before, and this is the first time. She's ever had a natural pregnancy lasts this long I guess alike. Cool but. Ain't nobody need to be having babies right now because guess what by the time you're baby turns twelve they can't walk outside without getting burnt to a crisp the by the side because of how shively were taking care of the planet right now. So nobody has any business having children right now a little bit longer. No? Whatever. Just like a judgment Yeah I get it. I. Judgmental? Model. Basha. Calling me that we're having our. Mean this is not a i. Get what you're saying. On your side anyway my next. Did you. Found out she was pregnant when she was getting her breast implants removed which. Yeah I actually had that as one of my stories, my backup ones. So I didn't know the details at all. All right. My research, it's pretty much I like gas you. The last one that I have. Is A man was arrested on kidnapping charges at. the home of a wwe star Sonia Deville. I thought that you would find this one interesting because of what could have happened. because basically he's accused of stalking this wwe star Sonia Deville. and he was. Guess where he was found when he was arrested. Do you WANNA. You WanNa guess where he was found guilty you the inside or outside of the house it was inside was he inside the wall so I thought okay. I don't know exactly where inside but he was he was found inside of her house with a knife plastics is. And Meets Oh. Does he was going to murder her. He was definitely, GonNa do that. He's probably done this before. He seems prepared right links way to progress it. His name was Phyllis Thomas. The second. Phyllis. Can go him to. Apparently. He began planning eight months ago. So that's why he was holy Shit. and. Yeah. They found him I. Guess He let me see. He cut a hole in the patio screen and remained on the patio for three or four hours while watching and listening through windows who Think about Holy Fuck I guess one of the neighbors we saw him and call the police. They found him in the house with a bunch of killing shit that that's kind of that's crazy like if they hadn't have come, who knows what could have man it just makes me think of like the whole once upon time in Hollywood. The Rae. What's her name? Sharon Tate Sharon Tate I'm sorry I'm bad with the name and it makes me think of what number one it makes me think of Israel keyes with his kill kits. WHO's that? Israel Keyes is the serial killer who would like travel around the country ahead of time and then bury kill kits like places and then retrieve them when he was gonNA abduct someone in that city while he was there. But. But also you know what? It reminds me of the items you described the zip ties the knife ever that episode of it's always sunny where they go to the. High School Reunion, and then they opened the trunk of Dennis's car and he's got like a bag. But I had so yeah, I mean that's pretty much not much is going on in the Cova days. Pretty. Tragedy. Trash. I got the BURPS So. What that? We watch this week I can't I had I just had a stroke I think. What we watch this week we watched. Flora Bama. Shore O. But we did so okay here's what happens only this. So we did our Minnesota and the Minnesota we forgot to. First of all, we forgot to do the trash bins. We did it afterwards and we pulled making the band. So we told everyone we're we're gonNA watch making the band are all of our patrons that we're gonNA watch making the band and we we're GONNA watch it. But the only place that you find making the band season one is on Youtube on town. Youtube page, which is funny if you haven't watched making the ban liquor hotel liquid dreams, please. Liquid right now, pause podcast and look up liquid dreams and then come back. but. It was really poor quality on Youtube couldn't understand it had to turn it up way too loud and it was just fucked up. It was just. Yeah. It just unwatchable basically. So we changed we went back to the trash bin and we did another kind of drawing, and then that time we pulled floor Obama Shore. So we watched floor Obama shore which, I'm glad because to like Jersey shore it's the same producers right yet same creators. So and same formula same everything same thing, and I have a lot to say. But I thought that since we didn't watch will watch some of making the band or whatever. We didn't. WanNa talk about it a little bit. I don't know how you wanted to just like if you had anything I, wanted to talk about right now if you wanted to save all of that later for. You know what? Let's do a Sarah says you may be able to participate in tonight Sarah says like a rare a rare instance because we should save are making the band shit for later because I have a lot to say about Ms Lou Pearlman. Batman. Liquor lieu don't do that. Don't wait for Sarah I'll tell you what? And then you look at him and then you'll be like, oh Oh, she read him for filth is what you'll say. Yeah, so with. We don't have any trivia this week we're GONNA, keep it short. It's hot as fuck it is. Understand how hot it is anything. Like I. At I never thought I would say this but I kinda hate California right now I wanna move to somewhere where it doesn't get this hot ever. It's just bullshit because like So many things in California have been so mismanaged for so long that now genie is finally falling apart and now they're doing rolling power outages because they can't handle everybody running their fans and AC should all at the same time. So now we're having a huge heat wave. People are having rolling blackouts at the same time the heat wave also, there's fucking lightning and fucking thunder and then all. Oh wait. Hey California guess what have you ever heard of a fire tornado his. Oh. Hey California. So. Guess what besides this fire tornado there could be a flash flood. So just like check it out. Lake apparently fired tornadoes are extremely rare to yeah. So that we're in for it so. California. California. You really. great now. Thank you. And that that we watched Flora Bama Shore. which was a worthy show So again, you can just get into the trash unless you got anything you want to say before we. Just. Dive into this bitch when you mean You anything you want to say at all Now okay. Yeah Trask. To. A to. Get. A ticket to you take it away. Justin Timberlake. Applauding. The trash game. Like? Welcome back to the trash. You took a Peter in the music I take a Peter in the music that's what we do. That's what I do. Anyway, we again we watched floor Obama Shore. SHORE WE'RE GONNA. Start a Sarah. Reality Television Series Sir did some research so Sarah Lee us into it. Let us know what? Pieces, ship is a Isabel. So it's MTV floor Bam shore because it's on MTV, it premiered on November twenty, seventh two, thousand seventeen. And of course, it is a successor to the Jersey Shore. If. You didn't know this about the geography of the United States. There is a coastline that Alabama and Florida share. Aleem it there's like the panhandle of Florida. Than Alabama has a little bit and so they call that that. Stretch of beach, the floor of amateur. Flora Bama sure. So a young adults go there to live during the summer in Panama City Beach Florida. Young adults is very generous of you. Sir. Kapadia I was GONNA say. Douche bags but. I like some of those people I'm not gonNA say Douche bags. So they were filmed partying working on the bay and hanging out. You know we're going on the bench or. so I see. The beach. So. Yeah. The main cast. Well I. Guess we can get into that once we start getting the show but like there's really not much about it other than Sally and Sano the Creator and Executive Producer of Jersey, shore was like fuck I could do the same thing when. From the South and it would be just as entertaining. Oh well can we start here then so I did notice that one of the things that it had in common was that it was on a shore and they had very thick accent. So it felt like to me the Jersey shore and they were just like, how can we do this again but with the different accent? And that's all it was based on exactly exactly what it was. It was just a formula that is amazing and works time and time again, and it was a formula exactly because I can even compare. So how about this like for the introduction of the characters I'll just like. So you tell me the characters and I'll tell you the Jersey shore component. Okay. Starting with. Kirk. So, Kirk, if you watch Jersey shore was basically Ronnie because Kirk was a hothead and he just wanted to fight people he was in Buffalo. He wasn't buff like Ryan. But he was always the one that was all he was just like tell me who to fight and where like like fighting like he was that kind of game. I'm from Atlanta I'm from Atlanta Bro. ATLANTA. He was always like raise eyebrow looking for a fight. You know All right next person Kansas. Kansas City the blacker with the big hair, right? Yeah and the smile. Big Big smile that she was like arguably the best person on the whole show. Yeah because she was entertaining. Just, kind of forgettable. She was entertaining because she always had something like funny to say but it was always like appropriate. She tried to date that one guy but then he was all gross and she was just like a and then. She what else? There's something else that I really liked about her I don't remember I know to me. She was like Sammy of the show Well, she wanted to beat that guy's ass for calling someone the other f Word Yeah. We could talk about that later to those way later in the in the season. But yes, she she's basically to me Sami. Anyway go ahead next one Jeremiah Jeremiah, the buff. One. Yeah. He played football definitely right 'cause he's they're offering the south. They're all from either Florida or Alabama pretty much around. That guy looks like a fucking proud boy. Dumb ass haircut and his stupid button up shirts and there's American flag tank tops in his stupor bigger upper body skin leg day. Size of his head he would've he would've made Hitler cream pants and like this guy was like. Captain America are like. A few times. As much as you hate him, he's a good looking dude. He's He's that's like, Oh, you're like conventionally attractive and you think you're way more attractive than you actually are, and you're a fucking clown and I have no patience for people like. Next. Is Nilsson. Nilsson definitely the who J. Wile. Every she even like she started off by saying like Yakima fake fake lips, fake tits, fake, ass everything's fake I. Don't give a fuck but I'm a real ass. Bitch. Yes And then it was funny because every time she came on screen we'd be like wait which who was that Every mom Angeles black sometimes you lose Hispanics sometimes she looks like white but like slightly tan she's all over the place and then when she wears no makeup, it's a complete different person lives within it's like we're wow what way to talk shit about her appearance the one thing she hit. Next. On the list we got Gus. Were Pretty Boy Zach Zach. motherfucking exactly like Zach Efron his hair was even bigger. Yeah. He went to the Pauly d school of hair and he was the Pauly D. Consequential. The clothing. Yeah. A lot of like I. Don't understand why the men on their show wore a plaid shirts that they cut the sleeves off of, but they almost look like halter tops because that's Florida baby. That's part of the south of. Everyone's wearing jeans shorts to. Your everyone was wearing jeans shorts. The entire time I think there was a point where someone was like, let me go my jeans shorts or let me go change my shorts detain the system other Jean Shorts. Okay let me got courtney. Courtney was the slinky. She was a crazy one. Hundred I remember. Remember Them I related them to Jersey shore basically. And then what about cody? Cody. Was the one that I thought was gay and then maybe by but he claims he strata think I don't know but he's. The one with the super southern accent I said, he's like James Corden, but love. But if we were. If. You were comparing him to someone on Jersey Shore. I would say would be like Vinnie because he's Kinda forget well, I don't know. Not that vinnie's forgettable. But if you compare him to the other people, he doesn't really have anything like I mean, he starts shit sometimes. Argue that Kirk is more the Vinnie. I mean and what you have to come up the argument though while way because they're a little bit more of like, I'm going to sit back and observe and say my little comments and then if in. Crazy once in a while. I think irks way more in the shit he doesn't sit back in he's way more shit. Yeah and then last but not least, amy. Anna Nicole slow. Forget. All. Yeah. I don't know if I even thought of who else is there in the Jersey shore house there's no one left I would say amy's like. Oh there was. Or like Dina. Lena maybe no. LESS ANNOYING THAN ANGELINA but yeah, she's the She was more country, Anna Nicole Smith but that's not a jersey shore person. Yeah. Whatever you wanted to compare it to someone. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the people on the show and Oh boy, they were eight episodes in season wine. It'd be more there'd be more too but it was a it was a wild fucking time. Do they ever say how long they were there I don't remember I think two months maybe. It's crazy how they like the. The basically have them there for a long amount of time and they condense it down to eight episodes seems like it's all like one week basically. But yeah. Yeah. So we just binged season one. We watched it fucking twice all the way through because we're insane and it was so hot. What else is there to do but just lay. Also interesting to though. Favor moments where some of your favorite moments of show who, okay. Wow. I think we just start off with the first night they all show they're all meeting, each other Nelson Coordinator show up together because their friends and they meet Jeremiah I and they wanna fuck him already because he's like big and muscular must really and then gusts comes in and they wanNA fuck him too. So that's fine because they're just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah they're excited about hot guys or whatever. But then courtney proceeds to drink so much with all the roommates that she gets blackout drunk and everybody just like let her pass out and they just leave her there when they go out to drink and party. Yeah. I think the same thing. I don't know specifically if it happened but I feel like that's happened the smokey before. Somewhere. Yeah. Because coordinator was making these crazy drinks that were like ninety percent to Keelan Shit and just doing shot shot shot and she's like a skinny little twig. Of the thing tall. Yeah she's tall but damn do you like. And she's just like so excited to be like hanging out with all these people just got way too fast passed out they all went out and partied and in the cameras just on the room you know recording and that bitch fucking like Kinda half wakes up. Stumbles over to the other bed in the room and I don't know if she likes thought it was a toilet. She didn't or like didn't know what the fuck was going on but she just like sat at the edge of the bed in his she liked holder pants down and everything and just pissed. She peed all over it candidate. Kansas bed she peed all over that. Yup. And then candice comes home tries to get into bed and they're like, what's this would spot? Over. Here because they found Kennison's. That, one of the dudes because candice gotten bed and when because one of the dudes put courtney back in her bed because Kansas was like why the fuck she and my bed and then he's like Oh we're going what is the? What's I? Think that's P and they can't like. She's like Hashtag. Why The words. She said the words Hashtag why? So that was the first fucking night. And that was. Him It's so one of the things I noticed that they quickly establish that the theme was who's GonNa fuck who I they just wanted to fuck and they also they have jersey shore equivalent like words so like Jersey shore pushing and this show. It is hunting. Yeah. So they were all trying to hunt basically he wanted to. They were like, who's is GonNa who they need to find some hunches. Not munchers so much. It's more hard smushed kind of fun cute hunch. On. Like just makes me think of that hormone Jinya you like that. Didn't go over girl you know like rose or you saw. Nelson I just kept saying she wanted a barrel chested freedom fighter. Oh. Wait you mean like a juice head Guido. Gorilla Gorilla. We're onto you sally Zano run to you but I also wanted to point out that the first night the bar they went to was not only a bar it was a liquor store which is which is. Oh you don't WanNa. Expensive as cocktails going just by fucking bottle. Like remake ninety percent of their money at last call when people by bottles to go home and party more with I wonder if they have rules against that though if you stay if you've been drinking there where they let you buy a bottle inches leave. Or? Responsible. If. You decide to drink and drive off a cliff winging responsible y'all should have self control over the floor. Bam Shah is a soon. The rules are a little weird maybe not strict pull a little weird in south about like drinking right or is that just Bible Belt Lake. Bible belt. Definitely. There's some fucked up like there's days you can't buy Sundays. That, which is like, how do you expect alcoholics just by they? This shakes. Like. That's a disease. Be Kind. But now like I just WanNa go to a liquor store bar so bad I. Don't know why that just it it seemed insane to me what a concept. There was some really cool fucking bars and clubs. Like that one bar that was like four different bars and one, and then they had a giant pool in the middle, which also seemed like a fucking hazard. Around limber. Kinda remember. Was it the pool that Courtney jumped in? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Court. With details. Thousand One bar, and it had like four different areas like one was like Edm. One was like hip hop. Tree an outside. Young. Man You but I really think that courtney peeing in the bed, set the stage for like trash that was to come. As you just. said. Man Dude. Man Made. Man. Superhero. And Dude with toxic super here masculinity boy. who is your favorite? So my okay. Top two favorite people out of everyone. So for me I can say I. Actually you know what? I'M GONNA, go least favourite I least favourite. Definitely. GonNa. have to go with Captain America. WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN MIAMI? Why is his name Gerald my number one least. Favorite. School that was the first red flag. He was just obnoxious arrogant little fuck. He liked to call women woman like that. But like. Only. Less not. So here's the thing about that one and I I'll argue this Oh fuck off. No. Okay. Whatever argue this she belittled him I she and fantasized him or whatever you WANNA call it. He did that as a retort he did that because he was angry and she belittled him first so that I think that was a little bit just out of angry I. Don't think he does that like on the norm I think. I think he's a digital women and he next women all the time and he does stupid shit argued boyfriend. Tony Robbins. WanNa be like telling people like be happier. and. Then you get made fun of for help I, look broach shut the fuck out. Bro. You're talking to a girl who's like that and you WanNa fuck and say that. That was kind of mean the way you said that. I on Hella pounds too. So I feel like I get. It doesn't mean the because I'm black I can just make fun of black people. Never. mind. Kerryon. But yeah, like he's saying, this is someone who's straight up just like, Hey, I feel like I'm not good enough and I'm fat and I'm ugly and he's just like you. You don't think don't get made fun of over there looking like motherfucking superman like come on you feel like we should move on because I feel like you worked up and you can go an hour just talking shit about him when I was doing this proudly looking at. So let's actually talk about our favorite people at the house. One of my favorite was kirk even though he was He was less involved in the hunching he didn't really. Yeah. I'm on. My guess is maybe as girlfriend back home and he was trying to have fun I. Don't know are maybe everyone in Flora Bama's races. Everyone, a fuck the Black Guy You can fill us in on that later but he was he was my favorite one of my favorites because you like to fight. Yeah. He brought the a lot of the times when it wasn't going to happen just jumped in there and started fighting and I'm like, thank you man how? Yeah. Thank you for saving. There was a lot of yelling and sometimes he would just be there to throw. Thank you kirk like Old Lady there outside of that one bar lady came up. He was like, Hey, you're old man shut the fuck up. No. that. That was another one of my favorite moment in the entire. This dude. For everybody and like Nielsen turn down the shot because she didn't see where the shots had come from and she was like, my mom always told me you don't take drinks from people you don't have. Good for you girl, and then like a real shots whatever. But then the guy got like ultra offended that she wouldn't take the shot and then that made me more suspicious of him and then also those outside with Amy Smoking and then the guy starts talking to amy he's all drunk lock think dog ran into your house the other day, and then Amy's just going with just just like Oh, really what was your what your dog Lick lack then you know she she's just kind of fucking with him a little bit and he's laughing with her and then. Nelson tried to say something and he was just like Oh now you now you want us to something you been sitting over there on night thinking you're better than everybody. Yeah. You're pretty but you don't need to act like it or some shit like really weird shit dude and so then Nilsson was like, all right we need to go like this is crazy and then as everybody's trying to calm her down from him being a fucking crazy day this drunk bitch comes outta nowhere Intel's nils you needs to go home and she puts her hands all in their face and then it just pop like she was tweaking probably. Like she was on, he's EP. Maybe because she had some superhuman strength that I was. Not Ready for launch and everybody came up fool on fucking berol between everybody in the cast except Jeremiah's VHS because he was on the sidelines but everybody started brawling An- An- like that bitch started beating the shit out of the security guards her husband came up and Kirk. was like all fucking knock you the fuck out Bro and it was like Oh. My goodness this is the best show ever. I felt like I snorted like a rail of cocaine watching it. I just felt so invigorated. There was a lot of punches being thrown at the bouncers everybody. One of the bouncers had like a bloody ass mouth from the fucking those bouncer that Oh. Shit. That was the bouncer she was like. With, on the ground and he put her in a fucking a headlock. Wow, who's wild? Yeah. Who are your favorites? I did my least favorite in my favorites. How about that? You do your least favorite at least favorites obviously Jeremiah. That you give reasons. And my favorite favorite is candice like I said earlier. Why? Because I felt like she was. Funny she would I don't think she was forgettable. She didn't like she smut hunch and. Storylines or moments really I think but I felt like she will. That's all I was saying I'm I'm not saying she wasn't funnier. She wasn't a good person on the show. They didn't do any you know like like our. Cody. Had A line like he fuck in started shit and they like my grandpa that I gotta go and not to belittle it. But like it was just funny how that I just kind of I kind of I don't know we didn't watch any other seasons but I kind of hope every season like you were saying every time he gets in trouble just like my Gerbil die I gotta go. Oh my goodness, my other gerbils. Cody did you fuck into how? I think I forgot to tell y'all a I. think my aunt dies dying she might die soon. Don't know. Oh My. Third Grade Teacher died. Cody can you take out the trash? I'm dying. Is I just. I mean like maybe you can think of one and it will refresh my memory but I don't remember any. entanglements like I. said, my favorite part was when that dude called go that was that was. and. She walked up to like these three country in a country as she's a tiny like a thin ass blackjack and she walks right up these scary as look white dude and she's like which one are you guys called my name? Like he said, it was one you country boys which one was when you farmer looking boys which one was a and then like the guy wouldn't say and then she gus pointed him out and she turned back as she was like, what the fuck are you going to do, and then she like knocked his fucking dumb, ass. Hat off his head and then and then he came over to them started going off and then as she was like all in his face Kirk came through with the fucking punch and this ship popped off. So I really liked that because like I thought it was cool that she was standing up for something in a situation that could have gone really really bad for her but at that moment she was like I'm not going to let this fucking go down because I don't like it when people call each other derogatory names and I was like can s And recently, can I give a recent see update but Another reason why we all still stand for Kansas and she recently got. arrested. For peacefully. Protesting. In I think she was in la her. Now maybe she was back home in Memphis but yeah, I'm more final fan of violent protesting I mean she was just. Doing her thing and she lost most of her like business because I guess a lot she has a skin care line or some shit and most of the people who bought her shit were white women who don't support are now cool unlike. Thinking stand though and I bet you she's going to get a lot more fucking customers now that she's you know. Did. You do like where are they now for you could just go onto that now not for everybody but whatever you got. Well Floor Obama, shore Kirk. was. fucking. Arrested recently. For being drunk and disorderly at a place in Woodstock Georgia. That's where Molly's from. Did you know that I don't care molly he was at pure Tucker via and he this report is being drunk just early mail of pure Tucker Yep here P. U. R. E. OR CARES WANNA make sure and he'd been kicked out of the bar earlier that evening I guess he came back it's like start shit. And he's been tweeting some like weird shit to but I guess he told the officers. Get hacked I don't know but I guess he told the officers that. He. Don't you know. I'M GONNA. Show you know I'm from T. V.. And it's like stopping dudes. Laura. The only reason brown ever WanNa make it as to use that when I get arrested I just WanNa. Do you watch TV Bro? Do you know what show him on? Did it? So a cop was like putting him in handcuffs handcuffed when he said I'm on a TV show by the way, there's video. They. The Bar told him, he needed to leave after each threw up inside and he became belligerent. So. Our. Lead. Murray's. Kirk. Like they had guns pulled on him in the calls for like those are those are tasers guns because we were afraid income Atas and then like, yeah right y'all probably wanted to. I also found. A fuck in I can't find it. There's an article that was just like floor Obama Stores Kirk having the worst week in life. But at least having the worst year ever and says Oh my God. So he's been doing some like cryptic tweets. Like. I said. But he also had like. A weird running in with like he's had a few run. INS with the law before worker He boop up who be Bouba sorry. Okay. So on May twenty third, he tweeted this has been the worst year ever. It's unclear whether this posts was you know before after the river and then he tweeted some other shit like no need to check up on me I'm fine. Just saying this year sucks. I'm heard on so many different things and he's been tweeting a Lotta Shit like that, and now he's GonNa arrested for like drunk and disorderly in public, and then he's like y'all be judging people who have situations that would have broke y'all into pieces. Like Shit like that. So. He's just been tweet tweet tweet tweet. But yeah. He's. He's going through it. guess guess who else is going through it? Who Nilsson? Well it was in January. Insurer yet of this year, she was caught smashing windows of cars on a rampage. And drunken rampage. Milton meltdown or drugs so. Climbing is the back of a taxi cab after a night of partying in Saint Petersburg. Florida, she's talking to cops after flashing on lookers. And they're like, you can go if you calm down and then all of a sudden she becomes crazy each starts pounding the driver's side window with her. and. Then she kicks the glass until it shatters. Yes. So she oh, my God and then there is a picture for getting arrested and she looks so fucking worries So. Yeah. It's good to know that there are still up there bullshit. Yeah. I mean don't ever change. You don't ever change. Biggest advice to the world after watching the show. Yourself fierce. Fight Lovin. Drinking do they drink so much like courtney got drunk on the beach that she pissed in a trash can in front of everybody for some reason I don't think they had anything to do with alcohol I just think Courtney likes PM places. I think she could be sober really have to just do it anywhere. Yeah. Because then when they met her mom her mom it a point to show them her baby book it'd be like look here's pictures of her being potty trained I swear I taught her and I'm like so the mom knows the moms get fully aware. Happens regularly and then Courtney's like there's not one other bitch out there lack me and I'm like, yes there are hundreds thousands because sweetie you're alchoholic and you just act like every alcoholic ever. How? No, there's a ton of women like her out there because there are commercials that advertise for women who have urinal incontinence. So. There's there's help out there courtney out quarantine you'd have on people's beds trash cans. You know there wasn't as much as I. Agree. You're all to that was bad ass though I her because she was wearing a onesie. So she had to take the whole thing off. So he was. Being urinal tits out wasted. I'm like what? Actually? That's pretty cool. That's a feminist icon right there I wanna talk about some some. There's not a lot of racism on the show, but there were some like micro aggression racism from Someone's fuck buddy that came to the house. So what's his face? The Buff Guy Jeremiah? He had a fucked buddy named Kayla joe worker who was awaken everybody freaked out over that for no good reason it was really stupid but she couldn't remember Kirk Name. So she called him Derique. Fuck she just remembered the case Johnny. Quick. WHAT BLACK NAMES DO I know? Who Do I knew of debris? And he was so offended he's like she waking up waking me up early calling the wrong game my own house. Tenant attend ten highly recommend floor amateur I. Definitely. Want to watch season two. Only, if it's the same people, I hope they didn't do a switcheroo. It's the same. It's the same people they didn't fight as much as the Jersey shore cast. There's no reason for them to like not WANNA come back. You know well, they fought more but they fought other people and as a team. In the House I feel like they actually communicated pretty well and like squashed it. which was sometimes disappointing 'cause I'm wanted to see a little bit. We're fighting I think it's a southern thing. It's a southern, the politeness you know they have to. Save afraid before there was some shit in their arm just like I can't get I I'm not this just that southern culture that I don't fucking get. Trash for. You might go. Wait hold on and we try it again. I have seen huge penis. That's funny. Okay sound. So. Yes. You have a Sarah say says, okay good because I'm GonNa go Clermont Throat, God. Damn it Um and drink some water. But in the meantime. Is Time Four. Sarah Es. Hey guys if you or someone in your family is a talented young man who can sing and dance ages eighteen or seventeen to twenty three. Hide. Then because the ghost of Lou Pearlman is making the fucking band. Let's be honest like fifteen. Lou. Pearlman. Okay. So we tried to watch making the band and I totally forgot that season ones Oh town was put together by the evil devil fucking bullfrog man himself Lou Pearlman. And some background music podcast eat only. Funding disgusted and like here's loom Roman who's the human job of the hut? He is what a? Wart. He's the personification. and. He's sitting there and his fucking weird Khakis with pleats in the front to hide his goosing Boehner, and he's watching all these little boys with high cheekbones sing and dance for him and he's just like, ooh, money money money money WanNa. Get all their money and I'm GonNa make them suck my Dick because you know that's what his fucking. Engines were you look? At that Creepy Epstein look about because they're all these shots of him walking into places like a Harem of boys. He's dead as a doorknob thankfully. Heart attack or some shit. You can't fuck live your whole life eating Turkey sandwiches while getting you're Dick Sucked? In, not, Die Young it's disgusting I'm pretty newly he's the type of do that looks like he would eat a second extra-large shack aronie pizza from. Papa John's whilst getting Dick Sucked by to underage boys and that's allegation. But who cares these dead? So, what are you guys? GonNa do about it like absolutely nothing allegedly he probably has people. They. Bye Big on after Lance. Bass for the documentary about. Those boys never saw that money they did. So they weren't. Nonstop and they didn't get a fucking dime. And now they're all mentally fun. Consider really hard. I. Just I just had to do that and I'm sorry I didn't mean to like. I'm pro bringing. Black cultures. Birds. Yes, it is really hard. Elvis asked. Dude Iggy, still going iggy Azalea. Hard is her life picture the other day, and it was like a small thumbnail and I was like is that Cardi B.? iggy Azalea with a tan and plastic surgery she really is trying to it's out insane. Anyway but back to Perlman. I can't believe people fucking trusted this man with their kids literally like some of these boys were underage they were fifteen sixteen, seventeen years old and they're letting them go into Lou Pearlman fucking office alone. And that's like, that's what distracted me for making the band more than anything. was that he he literally would sit there watch these boys and be like. At I think you're dancing is good enough Chad again. Like the salad awesome. I Dunno, it sounded all right. But can you dance for me Insanely grows and these dudes. Carry. Then they'd be like these white boys saying so amazingly and I'm like you're going to get beat down and probably molested. Be Broke Shit for it. No. One's ever GONNA remember you. But. You know the situation made them sing a song called liquid dreams. Yeah. Wait a minute. Okay. So so I have to wonder if he oversaw an even maybe came up with the idea for that song because I feel like he came up, it feels like. Lou himself was all like hey, I got an idea of a song that I want these young boys to sing okay. is about wet dreams but it's called liquid dri nobody will know when we'll no. Excuse. No actually like it was disturbing to watch. These kids go up there in like dance and saying their little hearts out now this gross old man just fucking. Oh. I'm glad he did. He took over. Yeah. Best thing to happen to that show. I kinda actually wanted to really find the the P.. diddy season but I couldn't really find it. So Watch chapelle show sketch instead and it was It was equal anyways. Ninety Sarah says is if some talent scout is out there trying to recruit your young children for something and they look like Lou Pearlman, you should go to jail if you let your kid be alone with that person and maybe your kids should be taken away from you forever i. Get the money front. Is. That would that be a compromise like get the money up front before you do any work now because then at some point your kids butthole is there's and they'll get it. Get it. That is true. Look at obscene legit lane. What if? What if like when you know people say they sell their souls for like a record deal? By sold them there. But whole, you gotta pay the truth only. If. Got paid the. Role told get in yeah. That was the show guys a little bit shorter. We didn't have a gas. was about the same it wasn't that much shorter. We normally like an hour fifteen so was. Yeah there's. No it was a good show a few want to support us and so that we could do better. Could. Good shows gooder. Hey if you want to support us go to our. 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TFATK Episode 397

The Fighter And The Kid

1:23:44 hr | 2 years ago

TFATK Episode 397

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Baby, lift your shield. And now from the honored studios in Playa vista California is the moment you've been waiting for the final and the kid is coming at you. No, no, we're not live. It doesn't make sense. We're not live. We don't. And now it's the father and the kid. John. Live. Monday. How was your weekend Brennan? You know it was nice. Doesn't Seattle Brown had some on the walls at the parlor. Live that the old throwback posters, Bryan Callen of the. I sent them to you? Yeah, old school dude. What was what was shocking as you go? That was ten years ago, and I was like very similarly, but that was ten years, ten years ago. They haven't updated. The posters really has like Amy Schumer on their from ten years ago. Haven't heart from like six years ago. Seven years ago. Right. Like nothing's very updated. It's funny how though when you realize it count, heart was doing the parlor live seven years ago, and now he's a little bigger. I don't know if you know this, but it'd be hard for him. This tickets go very fast. It'd be sold if you went to pro-life even for a whole weekend. Oh, no. What I'm saying you both to some picture. He's in this amazing dapper Dan Gucci jacket shutout dapper Dan, but he's in front of a crowd of forty thousand fifty thousand something like that. Yeah, that's what happens. I loved it over there. Man belts, grace, Seattle, blood sugar, low blood sugar right lot. Not a lot of aggression in the air, which everyone's white. Everyone Asian white. And a lot of a lot of Asian Chinese unim- Bellevue a lot of Chinese immigration. A lot of white though Bellevue is Microsoft, you understand an Amazon? Yes. So you actually will find maybe because if you're our audience fighter in the kid, but when I would do Bellevue most of the time, it was a very, very mixed group of very intelligent and nerdy Asian east Indian and white dudes. Galster even what we're out is a lot of white crowd. Hunching. Yeah, a lot of white crowds whites. Well, no, no, no, I'm sorry, don't make mistakes very white part very well. You get Tuffy could coffee, was it cloudy sunny most today? I was actually considered a really good weekend for Seattle Chen. Talk me into cream Barbie for the creative cue for the first I saw how was it give me just okay. That's what I I was telling because I'm a huge fan of cram barbecue. It's amazing, but we don't go. You're not supposed to go Seattle that place. I've never heard of the also. I'm not a racist like, no, but also let me ask you about cream. Let's say you represent all Korean barbecue. The president of the federation for Korean barbecue, so you the state. So I gotta to go to dinner and then to cook my own food while you're okay, listen. No, no. Before it just answer cook my own me whole and you see the meat, and then we'll have a grill for you and you're going to your specifications because I can't order from a steakhouse medium. It comes medium rare, but you might want to add a little touch of medium rare little more than a rare, but I have to do it all myself and monitor the goddamn grill while trying to entertain my friends, I will admit that was clam barbecue there. Couple certain guys get left behind. They, they get forgotten. BUSTER got for. It starts to smoke and you're like, oh, that poor guy that guy's charcoal. Now. And then things get. They left me in trial. I don't know, tossing all the meets on Jay's like we'll flip down like he made. I don't wanna do this. I'm gonna chill. Yeah. How did I waitress fucking do it? I don't wanna do. It's true. There are two things happened. One is don't take your eyes off the mate, and that's hard to have conversation and to it gets a little hot on your face. If you're not careful yet does. And here's the other thing old racist tr- chin over racist Chen, say, sexist. Why should call? Okay? He goes, I do. We have to monitor the meet this whole sometimes exhausted. I wanna do this dude. Usually I can with chicks and in the old tradition of Korea, women has to deal with. Well, well, that's jozy. Hugh always invite traditional Korean women or why girls like those are the rules bit. Sir, enlighten if current situation. WNBA expecting the play, go to cream barbecue on expecting women to be flipping the meat g according to chin, though me. Europe progress while I was flipping it myself, we're all equal in that Odeon who'll Korean bastard. His fucked up in and he looked around goes, which pitchers around here. Yeah, like you're making that he goes. I wish a cut. Cutler chin. We're in Seattle, dude, relax. Aren't Trump saying that's what he says. He goes. I wish I'd get it to flip my punks chin, freeze reward. When you don't. He t like dude that you get your mouth? No. Do I felt think. He's like, oh, we need is more pork and concert here to flick the food don't push out of your the back of your throat. I'm just gonna say it was a little overrated, dude. All right. That one cat is through. Did you have to flip the meat when you go with your Korean friends or envy in a sexist? No, usually I'm not Korean. So I don't know the rules about women. I'm just saying it's rules are rules, but also I don't want somebody to fuck up my me cooking myself. There you go. The why go to a restaurant? Do you want your cost to to there are Korean barbecue restaurants that will have the waiters do it for for you? Hold on, but they stay there in front of the and do it. They come back and forth you talking about Benny hana's how dare you, Benny hana's. That's chap where they cook it in front of me. It's American. You know what? Hollis know absurd, even wilko's cat Abby as American whose of a huge huge admire of fitness and Korean culture. I apologize. Thank you sir. But you've never heard that right cat, you know, heard of women being in charge of the meat. What type of meat Korean me I'm getting. Well, I'm getting all. Love you me. It's just a little overrated in UL stresses me the fuck out. The Fogarty, chows the green, the red, I would say, here's the thing. Somebody said, if I had like thirty million dollars, I would get a chef. Now I get about you have people in your house now and then you for me, I'd be worried about them. You gotta take care of them. They have a bad day. Somebody's got a cold, their kid gets sick. I don't want to deal with that. Man. You have staff. I never alone, never eleven your house. I'm not that wealthy post meets every gut meal. I want days. I get that free delivery. Whoop, whoop, they come the house. I want ice cream. They get thirty minutes or less. I'm not Scrooge mcduck. I'm doing all right, but I can post mates, whatever. I'll still with a stupid chef mouth all the time. I don't ask him how they're doing. It's funny how we've come to a point where we when we want food, we can just push buttons. Whereas traditionally, when you wanted food, you had to, you had to hunt it yourself and me to a topic. I'd like to ask me what I learned this weekend. Would you learn this weekend? Brennan. I learn. Learned that you can kill a wolf with an eagle. Yeah, we me like take an eagle ram is stupid. Beacon was phase good question. It's good. Question know what I mean is that I learned that you can. You can hunt a wolf, a hundred and thirty pounds wolf with a twelve pound eagle and that eagle, you can send it off your arm. You can send it out and kill a full grown wolf, and then you can. You can skin now wolf and where it's coat. Yeah, so that's where were you this weekend? I was in Utah. Yes. So let me just ask him sure. Hanging out with a patchy Indian high in Oskaloosa. Chores, and I was hanging out with the gentleman who live within with the Mongolian eagle wide six months with you. I was I'm out. No, let me just ask you, was it white this? Yeah, I'm out. Did come from the Indian's mouth? No, if it income from guy named Geronimo. No, I don't care. American Indians didn't do that, but the Mongolians do it today, chin do me a favor during up eagle versus wolf Mongolia on YouTube. How about this radio Chen there? It is. Okay. Well, that's awfully Photoshop lead a stupid hat. Now that's that's a real eagle. Now. Now that's an eagle. We haven't come tonight. Take out there. Those. Now that's a, that's a wolf. Now they won't let go that things back. They will not let go of that thing. Wolf doesn't just fuck him up, packing dries, all tumble, send another team and then they both jump on them how the rip is dick crazy. Is that how crazy is that? And then you run up on your horse and I suppose you would slay the wolf if you need to because he's. So I don't wanna kill a wolf, but I had to see this to believe it watch this. He's that wolf is running and they come out like death from the sky, a wolf's, like what the silo death from the sky since when two eagles attack us right kinda evil demonic shit. Is this actually now that's crazy. Now there towns, I guess, or something like like to. Look at that if I had to pick a Euler wolf, I'm taking off all God. Fuck heat birth. Purser crazy. When he's doing is he's just hold on to. Can you imagine if there were real tear down this doing this to human like just love that. And that's what they say that prehistoric birds. The large ones they ancestors of harp eagle and stuff, took human beings all the time. They take monkeys. So with monkeys, when you make an eagle sound, monkeys will like in in certain parts where eagles they look up. They get fucking terrorist in the jungle. Yes. And in fact, there's another kind of monkey that when he's being hunted by another type of monkey been Chris, he'll make a noise that mimics in eagle, and then the other monkeys, runaway chin do eagles killing monkeys, monkeys, bro. The harp eagle, I think welcome to male co, bro. They'll, they'll take they take. Take kill the dotes because they pick the goats than just drop them like assholes. This eagle attacked monster. We just check this out. Please. Yeah, I cannot believe that your dog's not safe around giant Mongolian evils thing. There's none in LA. Here's a heartbeat. That's a heartbeat, eagle hurt sucked. Man. Their towns are they can squeeze they squeeze. Apparently they dig those nails in your birds of fucking stupid. Can't cuddle them the kind of worthless deal. Also turn the spies too. You know that. Fucking. You're right. Video edited a shitload to make it seem like a ghost cool thought that monkey to his babies brought that monkey to his babies. This is the worst video I've ever seen. Maybe go back in. There's one below at they'll look pretty and then there are. So here's the guy who says stuff, then there there's video of eagles killing. I don't seem kill that little cheetah, gone and our one dude spurred the fuck and evil. Birds are birds essentially reptiles, but they're smart reptiles with brain whether dinosaurs close thing dinosaurs. We have people think he's an alligator wrong Tommy's it's a bird. Don't be so cocky though with your with your hunger dummies. It's take it easy look at this right there is all you had thank you for that shirt, search import. Look at this. That's a slow this law. That's a three toke. There goes national. He just took him in Pierce the skull. That's not fair. Our ancestors when we were hanging out, we got plucked spent. No, I now though they told you what they found. Evidence of that scarring on prehistoric skulls that suggest that it was a bird. Of course, it makes sense. What does happen to that monkey hilly? Kunia hunt more birds are kind of stupid. Well, Hugh, they do nothing. There's an amazing the one of the best books I've ever read called blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. There's there's a guy they called the judge. He's a seven foot Al Bino and he's the devil basically, and he leads this, it's about a autobiography. Now it's about a guy who leads a group of scalp hunters in the early in the eighteen twenties in in in the United States, and he's shooting birds of sky. He's just shooting dish and they the birds and the captain comes up and says, judge, why do you keep shooting these birds out of the sky? You know, you just let them died and he goes, they insult me with their freedom. That's funny. Keeps Radio Free shit. They're insult because they insult me with their freedom. Isn't it? Weird? That's our national fucking. Animal bald eagle, it's a noble beast. They take shit from no one. They why they soar free. Is there anything freer than an eagle? What? What kills eagles? Nothing, but maybe even eagle common, a man. Well, actually, what kills a? We should be the Nash chemicals chemicals in the environment so they their eggs don't act or they're the prematurely. But for the most part, yeah, it's hard to kill an eagle. We never fucking see him high. They fly high. So good luck with his shotgun. Can't take him out with the scattergun. If you kill bald eagle, they've guys have lost their house over that shit. Dude, there was we had this. Emcee named Alfred great guy, and he knew every movie of all time. But he was talking about a documentary. I've watched it. I've tried looking up last night came out two and thirteen you can get on itunes now or YouTube. It's called on sung Herro. Have you heard this? No go the trailer chin. This dude proposes girlfriend at like a baseball game live on TV and she said, no. And you know, why is small dick? So he goes on the voyage and this documentary, true story of trying to find out if you can actually get your dick bigger. So because all around the world and tries to find out like if he could do something to make his larger, that's incredible. Go the trailers on here. Unsung hero hero in Asia. I'm probably not the mission control. Oh God. It's down there on the second the trailer. Let's see. No, they'll go down there you go. Geez, it's okay. Brennan is very, very patient, but. Musician. Your your age. This, isn't it not just a commercial. This is on song this photo Chengdu unsung hero documentary. So that's the documentary this, that'd be Apollo. Yep. All right. So it? No, it's it's not unsung on hung. What the fuck. Get specific on hung hero. That's funny. That's different there. This one top one? Yes. Please join the. You know, the kiss cams, they have sporting event. They're saying, look at what happened two days before. Really embarrassing moment you by Monday. Real, ask me what you were names, Patrick mood and apparently a heavy small penis. She probably one of the main reasons that she didn't think that we write for each other because like penis was a little too small check out the jawline, begging. His first experience in the bedroom. I don't remember much. I thought we were just making out sex. It's very important part of releasing. Anybody says the size doesn't matter. I think that size matters guys, but small thing and if the world deserve an answer to this question, and so I'm gonna find it. With this commentary who I'm supporting, this is so great earlier this. Oh, yeah. Wow. The male body was not subject to a critical gaze and now it, everybody wants to have a big penis in like a, if you can't stand this. Hope you'll give obsess actually, you open your gear. A complete fool of myself in front of the entire world who's gonna wanna be with lovers creamy sauce. Bobby can. Yes, little flaccid peanuts. If this is important enough you you probably gonna go after the penis chargers. I'm just basically trying to find something that'll. Took a cherry tomato full balls. This is real. Mike. Bush your call. The guy fucked outlook. They thought him up. Give me filming in then. Oh my God. This guy's guts to here. Who's that guy. Can you put in flex this though? So I could see how much so that ten of those in the end, that's how much is my case. Oh, dude do to does it scare. It's terrible. What was that that he was putting in his day? I'm sort of fluid. Okay. So did you watch it? No, I haven't seen my God. I want to watch what feels like it's a mockumentary. What do you mean like it's a, it's film to look like a documentary. Now I just had a real camping. Hey, I gotta tell you later. We got for you for the Wilson thing you're out of your fucking. I just wanted to funny. It's actually looks like a funny. I'm sure they took poetic license and it looks like it's a funny you gotta do that when you do something. But I do think that, oh, it's the same thing with the way catfish came out with with nev-. You know, he was originally catfish and did a documentary on that was happening this exact same thing. I don't think that that's a mock you. I don't think it's fake. I don't think but. Wow. What a, what a strange situation that interesting and he got left right there for you. Don't do that. Don't put a woman on first of all by the way also. No. Yeah, also know. And also I admire the woman though she didn't lie. She was like, can't do it. You know what been better for homeless we? Yes. And after me like, you know, I can't do this if such a small. Dick, yeah, that's what I would do. But also just walked away. That was at UCLA. Is a small dick deal breaker. Like let's say, women found out Brad, Pitt had detainees stick. Is that a deal breaker? Some I know of some certain leagues be good at everything else then. Yeah, you really, really make up for it. Yeah, every the Swiss army. I also depends on the girl like some girls can't get off with just the dick. Yeah, I know. I know. And I will never mentioned his name because I feel for the guy, but I know a really famous actor like a really famous guy who's like people who has a small dick. Nope, never say who say who it is, but I know and is important. It makes sense to me when I when I see him. Like a lot of hits. I don't want to just like give me a movie to the rhyme with none. I want to protect his privacy, but capman none of is it Mike Keaton. No, but it's been diesel dude. Everyone knows that indeed. It's been diesel. No, no, it's actually not, but but but sometimes actually, I know of to act, there's nothing you can do if you just have a smell hair is there's no you gotta watch. Yeah. Yeah, I looked up the cliff notes on it. There's actually nothing in do not. The only thing they can do this day and age, I guess is cut where the connects to you're making Laudi and it makes like two inches longer may not even, but that's about it. So if you have two inches, you get four still small. I do believe there are women out there that don't care. There are some women that don't care for that one that died Verne Troyer. He's girlfriends. It's different how it's different. But yeah, that's what I'm saying here. Too. Big bro says he's a small one. There's there are definitely women that are are like everything. There's women. Every leg effort is a fit somewhere, but I don't know, just been choice. A small person. Small diction? Yeah. The nine in stub until I got that operate. Oh, rose. Hey, would you rather have the one of the biggest Dicks in the world, but a busted face or the best face in the world in a small dick without hesitation, a busted face, ignore all. I disagree and I get Richie shit off what girls don't care about your busted face. If you've got money and giant Dong will your, we'll know it said you get richest shit. No, you look like fucking. You look like Bill Gates, but you fuck in, you know, you don't have his money, but you gotta fat dictates and you just work like or a great looking guy with a little dick. I couldn't deal with pulling my pants down and having a girl be excited, then go. Bummed me out. So it'd be tough. I take the huge dick and I'll just be happy surprise. That'd be the ABI. You know ugly on top and farm guys, some guys that surprise you man, some guys like, wow, good for you, man. Yeah, yeah. Some guys are working with crazy peace, crazy peace, and I'll say the sell out and right now, you know. Dwarfs both of us all the time. Nope. And say, no, you save Rogin know who Stephen blue eyes on o. j. shot. Got this all beat j. Shaab. You've never seen his chase shop. I seen. I see your home. First of all, I saw plastic looking tired. I sought flaccid. We were tarps place at empower really. Oh, you're changing the JJ and I saw his dick and I went through the hall. Let's stop everything. Why are you not walking around in spend x. but no, underwear number one. Number two. Why is this the first time I'm hearing or seeing this? I've told you ju- you haven't given me the proper like it's a piece and a half. He's got just hanging low. He looks like he, he looks like such an offensive weapon panther tale. It's a, it's a God. Then I went, I went and it's black. It's super sore. Dr I went, oh, it's inlet huge, black, dick bro. I think he's got a birthmark his tickets Dick's all is as black. It's a black man's dick in he has black. Dick? Yeah, it's just a big. No, I am. I stay out of school and when we're in high school, your shower at the local gym there and the dude in the hot tub, but just tear it's distract. I couldn't take like the fuck you stare that China by dick, it's very odd to see round hit is, and he's got a very, very white thinking even were gay, but it's very distracting. He's got, he's got ivory white skin with a giant black dick like he could open up a fuck and just a booth on Venice beach, decent money. Yes. He could check out the white guy with a black day and and another thing about j. shop, he'll surprise you. And I've said this before. He's got an excellent body when he takes he's very muscular. So you go, you got the, then you've got that. And then you've got the David Blaine face. What's going on here, but not quite as good looking as David says, something's going on. Either way. Congrats, Shane, congrats. Oh, yeah. Your brother always makes me feel good when he's around. I miss them. I try to knows yet. I call you guys, brothers, hey, brother, brothers, I have to talk about the about he's missing free. It would show. I think when I'm in New Mexico because he's going to Japan. He's so into racing. He's going to Japan to watch the races. He's gonna, wait, hold on what basis he likes us formula. What like the news Hamilton should I can't get into high. You don't mean I'm like. I know you don't let Formula one. I think you thing. That's so why so. So what what's I'm just not into I like regular cards by you as you drive your car? Slowly unless it's late at night in the fro. Five? Yeah, j just got an all red cherry red GT three t three GT three fucking the thing is sit. He loves I don't think he's posted about it, but he's always weird like lot. You gotta since Karen, let's pick she posts like mean him in Dublin, or some shit, like two years ago. Well, if you're not a change for you're not if you're not in entertainment, there's no reason to be on is great. I wouldn't. If I didn't have to sell things not be on social media, I just use the nightmare, Trish silly. Yeah, it's not good in. The other thing is Jay his worst private forever because so many, especially when we talk about as dick people, I kid them up like big band and he like he said, he would walk by his offset by big dick, like dude, come on. He doesn't like his bosses like to come up with Jay. We would edit this out, but we're not going, can't do it. I hope you get harassed Jay's going that Japanese October seventh. The seventh. So maybe not the most Japanese Cranford maybe that is the one he's going to. I don't know. He said Japan. Soon. Those guys make Bank Formula one racers and it's like, you know, there's twelve slots available and there they all start when they're very young. Lewis. Hamilton is dating Nikki Manashe. Now I think it's funny because I listen to the breakfast club with Charlemagne and DJ MVP Lewis Hamilton. Sorry, Lewis has never one racecar driving the world mix man. What mom's wipe, dad's black. I think handsome, dude, Tommy hilfiger model, and then also the best rates driver in the world cheese. But his father would put so much pressure on him to win because it's such an expensive sport is now the best in the world. He's been connected the code Ashton's. He's a straight dime piece and he's he's worth like three hundred twenty eight million dollars. And it was funny. Listen, the breakfast club because Nicki Minaj got a new man and Charlemagne's like bring of his net worth is this guy just milking offer like Jesus Christ, like he's a big, fuck, India's rich. America. He's not that huge. Well, if you know race cry is, but in internationally, he's a fucking Susu first black or mixed. Nick Manashe Formula one racer isn't he that I can think of. I always thought of them is white European guy, and he's, she's. She weathered the storm, whether what? What's the negative public with? Yes, she's fine. Credit. Good. Her ticket sales went up after all the all that stuff that's at works. Have you mean Jay, we're talking about this. Have you seen cat Williams has just been relentlessly hating on Kevin Hart. Now, just shitting on Kevin and Kevin Hart came out and was like, dude, hold on Kim Harkin at hold on. You've had your shot. You were supposed to be the guy, but you chose drug. Well, I chose to work and then now you an African Americans at the top and you wanna bring me down. Here's dude. It's not. I slept like I'm taking gigs away from you. So me, Jay. We're talking about this because in in rap, it's going to sell. More. CDs in rap is sell more albums for Kanye west. It sells more shoes wins customer. So in comedy means you every time about this. If if cat Williams now was going to staple center wherever I'm probably not going to show in comedy, I don't like when you hate guys out man and you know what. He's entertaining on Tiffany haddish when I saw cat Williams, I know Tiffany for many years. Tiffany is one of the nicest people on the planet will hit. Tiffany has always been. I've known, Tiffany, I dunno, if known, Tiffany, maybe ten years more than that, Tiffany has always been super nice to everybody. Tiffany's never been anything, but a good person. We everyone knows a great person. But what Kevin Hart says about Tiffany has. That's why he went after cat Williams. He's like, hold on. You're coming after her because she has a huge lead in this movie Hussein. She's not funny goes, you guys talking about, you want equal this and how we never get our rights. And then when when they do get up towards your shitting on him, he's he doesn't make sense. He's, that's what he goes, Tiffany. He's been nothing but night. Oh, dear, Tiffany's, great person. And she deserves that and Tiffany didn't have an easy childhood, you know. But anyway, I know she's been doing Santa since she was seventeen. So she goes Dahmer eras, comedy, shop, network thing. The laughing, that's a kid. I was eight, January Masada. And how crazy this? Yes, but, but so, but then cat Williams like claims Kevin Hart brought up the Tiffany house beef to sell nights school tickets. You just in this. I'm a huge cat Williams fan to just wrong dude because Kevin Hart, his last five movies have all been number one and only two that weren't. We're number two in the world. So he's not, you know what I saw cat Williams at the comedy store, probably five years ago and he blew me away. He, he's one. I watch him as a comic. I was already established. I've been doing Stanford along. Some people say, I do pretty well, and I and I watched him and I went, I was so inspiring. I went that motherfucker is so good and I didn't know he was and he was talking in the high, the height of his I walked up to and I go, dude, I, that was amazing. And he just turned me and he goes, okay, thanks man. But. To the cat. And I mean, I knew, but I didn't know him, but but him bomber is when you're that good. The bummer is when you're that good. And then you go bat on Kevin Hart. The nicest, most generous human Kevin says, he's, I don't get him in. Nobody has any bad say, but he had to get like, dude, Mike Epps hates on them. And cat when times like dude, you guys had you might hating on, you guys had you up. And he goes again while you guys chose drugs now call, I chose to work. Now I'm hearing you guys wanna shit on me to bummer man. That's a bummer. Tim fan on this cat. But I was just thinking like beef in rap or beef when it comes to act or something like that, it's not like I'm not going to go see a movie if the rockets Mark Wahlberg, Mike out, whatever that's deal, but with comedy, oh my God. When you're when you're doing this crap, saying you're trying to bring down that you stepping all each other. I can't support that now. I'm out also. It's also not fun. Also, let let me ask you this as a man as a woman as as a human being. Like if you have beef with somebody, are you going to go to social media and fuck and tear them down? So anyway, they can't what it makes cat relevant. Right. And Kevin is the biggest name and you have a connection to band your talent. Choose, especially, I mean, black or white comics the top ten of all time. So when he says something, it carries weight. So that's why they're that's a shitty way to go about your life. It's not the the negativity is not the way to go negative. He gets brought up if cat Williams would have said Kevin Hart's the best of all time. He's so great. I hope he keeps doing good. There's no riot on no right up on that. There's no news article. There's nothing which is the bummer in our society. Yeah, it's fucking bummer me that depresses me. It really does because it gives people who have negative things to say more power than people have positive things to say, Kevin Hart. Just keep on keep on. Very cool. My mind movies, number one, I don't, and I just sold out sixty thousand theater Cosso used to talk about that because it would always say, no matter what happens. War, famine, people saying bad shit about me. I just keep painting. We'll what did you say? Yeah. Cool. I'm paying you just keep moving forward. That's why you can do keep doing what you're doing. So well, but did you see Steve Harvey, Steve, Harvey, a guy named. A t. who's a huge in the rap game was associated with tiny west stuff, but he went back on Steve Harvey, Steve, Harvey, host, all those shows. He's used to be a big time comic, Steve Harvey and a real real legit fucking Comrie. Most people don't know that, but Steve Harvey inbetween his shows, he just talked to the crowd. He goes off on push a t, he's gonna, fuck what push t says. My name goes, you don't pay my bills. I've never heard of the guy, but you have this clip Chinh. He's wrath about him. He's like, I watch this and it does his thing. So let me see. There's no one. This is family feud, mind you. This is the crowd at family feud. He, I think he's right there. Turned up rolling with Steve Harvey pushes back at push to talking about you in a rap song. Do you know how that don't move the needle in my life? Dave said negative about me and rap songs. They said positive. Most of his cool some of it. Do you think I care what a rapper thinks of me. A rapper dog. What a singer thinks I'm really give what a politician. Thank me. Watching TV one day, you know, Joe, I heard Joe Lucy one of my favorite three on TV loved us. Do Jolo's team said people's opinion of you is none of your business, nor should you make it your? I like what somebody thinks you what difference doing me? They don't even know you what I could care less man rapping about you. Oh, what was the trick. Trixie. Like girl. So uncomfortable in the background, a little push, your t. He says something about you who push your team. Was this broke is boy where he coming. Put your Tito help me with none of my bills a Senate. None of my kids through school push Tito answer my prayers, push t don't give me health, push push your t. Is push your team. Right mole rep force. Your team would be. You got to watch out. You don't know who. Everybody get a short teeth. Somebody says, no, not all in your. Cash. I'll do anything out. Don't miss wrote that data wrapping. You got weird at the end there. Oh, naming Porsche, t. Yeah, weird at the end that great crowd was like this. It's great though. So funny. I was a house with him to start wrapping is well. He was just two hundred off his. He did Ryan, but he's he running my seven bars out of nowhere. Ryan like my dad. Yeah, yeah. It's awkward though. Hush money though. Yeah. It's very true. Well, that's my time decay. Shin, you fill out. So. I bet you there's none of your business. What people think about you is none of your business as very good point. Yeah. What are you? Gonna do very good point angry. What did you do when we were gone this weekend? I tried to go see my friends show, but it got sold out. So I particularly now she's got family for comp tickets. That's fucked up. Yeah, we got sold out. That's good though. Yeah, shows that USC usually go pretty quickly unless it's in the big theater. No. But other than that, I just worked. So new job? Yup. Seven days a week, seven days. Yep. I work every single day. Chris, the grind Israel, Israel, Dan, here's some current events. Jenkin Dane. Yeah, we got some free be, you know, sexual before mince? Yes. More common than you think you'll fuck. You mean you mean sexual performance issues? Yeah, rose. Are those guys under forty actually suffer from what's called erectile dysfunction. Some some survey say more than twenty five percent of medicine and near fifty. So you got dick prom fifty one bro, and I got, you know, listen, if I wasn't. I got your great actor, but even the greatest actor can't fake addict prom. Thanks party. 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And so there I coming out is going to be a Batman series, and it's going to be night wing as before you became night wing. He took a minute and became Batman. So it was Robin, Robin, took over batmans post after Bruce Wayne died. And so this is where the comic starts and they have like an outline of his penis. Herbal people are mad, that's that's personally, I think I grew up watching the animated series, and there was a scene where night wing, which is the same character playing Batman in this series, fucked harlequin. And I just expected more in my head. Is that is that is that that's hard. Soft. He's just walking. A. c. and I'd like to see more girth and I would like to see a lower hang and I have stay this as well. Look like. They're like to see some heavy, heavy, impossible balls because you look out Vasko his the dark Knight is a very strong macho. Man. I need more testosterone, so he should have a set of bull balls and I believe cock should be simply too big and the kind of things herald or should be a fat day I need I need. I can't have an average on, learn worries on so much sauces ball shrunk up. Now, Brennan. If you're gonna, say, Batman does terrorize I'm going to probably physically attack. He's on. No, no, hold on. Let me rephrase that. I don't mean like he's on some Royds. I mean, batmans on all hope. It's to give you another chance. Take all that back then. Because I'm gonna come out. I know. Brennan. Batmans all natural chore, false. False. Fucking. Chest. Level. Dick. Sorry about that. So I wrote that that's how rich dude on RT with cool gadgets. He is or mannered, superman is a real doodoo probably have to your loved ones technically Superman's alien, but correct. Yeah, I just incoming books. Look at the way they drove women that tits big ass. I expected more from Batman, stick. That cat, you're clearly assize Quinn and I appreciate that. I mean, it's Batman, bro. It's Batman, Batman. Physique, though very happy with physique. Okay. And other news, Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap two kids from their parents. Apparently Instagram live. Do you have the video? It's on here? Yes, she gets socked in the face. Yes, she gets up to the face. Mother. Mom couldn't watch on comfortable why you're going way Magritte's. You're. Trafficking children. Sheila, I won't leave until I take you. Why she talking like, what is she acquired? A new accent after dating this Middle Eastern guy don't fuck me. Hey, kids. He's our Syrian refugees. I believe in. This is this not era. You're ruining over culture of doing this. She's so crazy. You're taking these children. They want to go. This is her this keep. I'm with you. I'm with you always Ori. The whole world is seeing this right now. Shallow. She sank Shalam I think right speaking Hebrew Syrian woman. So. Such a nut fillers. Tried to take the catch wherever. I say with your door, I stay with you donate. Is your son. Mom, my dear. Poor people ruined thirty. They've already been enough through these poor chil in that in that. This this woman. The family, fuck. Like. You fucking moron. The mom, that's the mama Brit. Bear that sun legal. Book the kiss accident at though though. Exactly. She's not Lindsay's not. I don't think she's ever change do see. I don't think she's an think she's overdone drugs anyways. She's how many drugs did you have to pick them? Every accent. She's Shalom that come with me. Come with me come here. She had an English accent for a little while to. Yeah. Fuck you up. Will boost she. The mom was trained to traffic the the two kids. That's why she spent a little time Lindsay. So the mom sucked of fuck out of her. Your fucking right, man. I've had my experience. She's laris. What else we got. God damnit. There's definitely sex trafficking going on. It's a problem, but I think she she's family with children. I was a refugee family with their children, so Cardi b. turned herself into the police today over a strip club fight. So wild back. There were well, not rumors. It was confirmed, but offset cheated on Cardi b. with a bartender from the club that he was performing with the rest of migos and this is her longtime man. Now, longtime, maybe like that year, they're married. But according to new sources that a fight broke out, a lot of people said that Cardi actually put out a hit on two girls. I don't know why to only one of them slept with offset, but she put a hit out apparently onto girls that worked at the bar and not to kill him just to beat them just to beat him up. People are saying that she sent men to go beat up to win. However, there are other sources who were there at the club that said that a drink was thrown at her while she was at that club. And she started a fight with the people that she was with probably makes more sense, which I think is more accurately what happens if you watch love and hip hop and how she was on there, that's more actually for sure. I don't think she's dumb enough thinks she can get away or in a hit man to beat up these guys that fucked him. So she turned herself in today, not arrested, but she has a show up in court should be. Walked out like nothing was wrong thing. High tear fan. She's great. I know a guy who I'll tell you who it is ever, but there's a guy who did a documentary on hitman and he brought it. I think to MTV an MTV sought and the cops real hitman like he's, he's keep kill somebody for ten thousand dollars, and it was really interesting. Having been MTV goes, you have to get this out of our building. I want to see this. So Kanye west performed on SNL this past weekend because our Yana 'Grande dropped out last minute. And he performed several songs. One of them with little pump where he dressed up as a Perrier bottle and little pump was dressed as a Fiji. What gets it to the song? It's such a kick out of the funny with this little hump though. You're all TIMMY. I get aware of fucking Fiji bottles. Rony to me debut on number Sakurada. You ever see his fights and everybody come out with like they'd have advertisements, come out with water, hit a t-shirt, water. Didn't kind gate then kind of go out on the thirteenth amendment. Thirteenth amendment is the amendment outlawed slavery. You went on a huge pro-trump that they cut off wore make America great. He always was that he's a Trump supporter for vacant. You know, I'm a fan for his fashion, his stuff for his politics. But you know he, can you make it tough to be a fan sometimes? Yeah. But what was the thirteenth amendment thing MOS at about? Well, he released a tweet after the SNL performance. Once all of the videos of the speech after cut the footage came out because I believe it was on Chris rock's, Instagram page. He would on his story a little snippets of Konya going on a Trump rant. After that performance, we have the bring. The do we have is right to a buddy of mine is comic who's black was talking about Connie. I had a conversation with him about this and he said this to me, he thought it was really funny if I want. If I want music, I listen to kinda west if I want politics if I want a good interesting political point of view, I don't go to a rapper musician or an artist. I go usually to somebody where that's their field. It's like anything else said everyone ever. Yeah, sometimes it's like to take it that seriously. Make you bigger chin. Chris rock's laughing. Winning all my smart fridge. It's a situation. Dying in that. You want some change. You are writers baggers musicians. So what side. Oh, that was terrible. He went on a rant. And then he tweeted the next day saying that he wants to make America great again to have factories stopping outsource to other countries and create more American jobs, give jobs to prisoners and to abolish the thirteenth amendment which outlawed slavery. I don't know what he meant by that. I don't either, but, but the thing about the the thing I will say, I do think this country needs to be talking to each other a little more. We are broken up into serious teams and it's really polarized. But you know, what's funny is he goes on this rant about thirteenth amendment. But before that he's seen a song called, I fucking love like us talking about porn. Yeah. So again, he's dressed as a water complicated, like, you know what? By the way, well, set by the way hold on sir. You were just dressed like a water bottle. So I'm sorry, important. I'm sorry. We can take off the water bottle outfit before he rant on amendment. Thirteen. America's should be grad his. That is a contradiction, right? If you walk in and if you look like if you if I walk in, I'm dressed like a blow up sex doll anime sex, doll, everybody down. Talk about your life here. Here's the thing on you. Appreciate the music. It tore to listen to you about making merica great because I'm so you're on stage through the mandate is a little pump little pump, and you're dressed is to water bottles, water, the song's called I love it. And you talked about how you liked the fuck girls. So we're little continue. Give me a minute to all is because that's some of this confused was Caitlyn Jenner, but we'll do a sec. That's right. That's right. She gives a second this all in. That's exactly right. I miss hard for me. Talk to you about. It's like if I go into a psychiatrist office and I want to talk about my life and he's dressed, he's got a giant cock outfit on. I'm gonna be like, can you take the penis outfit offer such tough man? Yeah. What else yet? He also wants to change his name from Connie to yet just radical and by now radical, she didn't release new album though. Also, there are other people who share your bandage sentiment about black and white bandaids band aid. Did you look in the proper places abandoned here, hit like that one to one another wants the band aid there, and I put it on him. He didn't like the color of the mandate. And so we went upstairs and the kids when I go look, north, has Jesus bandaids, but on Jesus band-aid to like sleeved around the world, making clothes for you to make sure that you find the best outfit and you let me go out and wearing a Jesus mandate. He said, I should have got a skin color van day, and I'm like, I'm running around to find three different color bandaids or your sister. Where you're stressed a mandate, his why can't you get it? You would get Saint one and I'm like, oh, my God. Are you fighting with Saint is is like a thing I was like, this is not going to be this way and they're not gonna have a full fledge fight because I won't get you abandoned. I'm sorry, this is what couples fight about. That's about little shell bullshit. I mean, just that's that you can get a net relationship ending arguments over over crazy little shit like that. I'm with Conde though. Don't give me a goddamn white band aid. You'll try give me when I went. I'm not that white Brown banded Brown band. Yeah, I don't want it all sticking out. You wanted to blame healed color. Bandaid brought me a tan, band-aid, I have to go with the the seat through, I guess, just a bread one. Yeah, red band, pink, red pink off, green, yellow. You got, I need pink with yellow hues to please with county though. What else we up. That's right there for cats, new tack ends. Cat news, cat news. Did it take for cat news? That's the cat. Did it? Did it. Now this out affec-. Yeah. With us get Ilan musk, tweeted out that this company might go private tesla. Yeah, which was sort of a which was basically a lie? Yeah. So he was fined and punished by the SEC. And since then he lost twenty million dollars and he had to resign his chairman of testing. Town still hair transplant here, still looking fresh though. Well, that have you seen him before you transplant shit. Yeah, that's me dodge by some vice mayor buddy. So he's out how down chairman? Yeah. So he's still his his. He's still brilliant making all the shifts. You don't want him running it. I didn't follow what the Ridler running your business. He's a great self promoter. He's like, he's, but I didn't follow what he did. He said the company might go private. So the stock something to the stock. I got you investors. You just can't do that now. He's just run like he's he's running it without running it like a proper business in scares investors. Right? So there's gonna regular business in? Well, I'm considering taking tests private at four hundred twenty bucks funding, secure, pretty deliberate, and everyone's like what? The the board members like, what the fuck? Yeah, and then you can't be like my bat, right? Just shows you little on hinge. They freaked out to these. Didn't see smoked weed on Rogan's others that the whole world goes crazy. Dude. We can't trust this guy. So basically doing do just step down. So everyone, you know, a large part of you that wants to be celebrity and famous and he's like the one hundred percent. I'm saying, he's the Thomas Edison. Number time, Tom citizen had something like eleven hundred patents. But Thomas Edison was the guy who owned company where he hired a lot of inventors and people working, and then he would take an ownership of that of that patents to well, no, but there's nothing wrong with that. He was pushed the ideas, but yes, and and musk is considered a guy who's a great self promoter. He's a guy who takes risks, but sometimes sometimes he's, he's, he's a very good marketer. It doesn't mean he's a genius at everything in obviously what he does. He's genius, think toll just probably hating another, not hating. Between percents and I think it's a very apt one. I don't know famous. No, I do a huge part of them that has a huge ego and he wants huge. He's very brilliant. Yeah. Takes risk and I drive his car and I think it was, you know, but he did. He did make that car possible with huge government help huge government subsidies. Right? So that car that I drive right now would usually I would cost me one hundred twenty grand as opposed to seventy grant. And that's because of health new government still gotta give him credit. He got the right off. So you know a little bit of shady lawn. So stocks dropped when he did that one tweet. And then when he resigned finally their backup. You know when I when I went a little south on the tight kids, yeah, that's when I went south on them a little bit. I found that very disappointing that he would do that. I thought it was very petty and it said a lot about who he is. I went, oh, you're not gonna. I'm not gonna bring them down just for that. I don't. Yeah, I'm pretty forgiving, but that was the one thing I was like. That's a nasty thing to call somebody. You know, it was just, it was gross and it was about him, and those kids were still in that in that it was. But you do drive his car soon only can do shit. Your. Keepdriving keep paying that lease every do you better? My my reopened at least get go, so, but I'm going to do it. I'm gonna be pissed when I do it. There you go. I mean, I don't approve of that comment, but I'll take that LOL. Take car. I'll support your. 'cause there's so much that, right, I don't. Fuck bullshit and get that car that Tesla's nice. She got a good product this. You can bring marijuana to. Therefore now, no, before it was you couldn't breathe to government or federal property, which is the airlines are. So now you can bring it really up to eight point five. But if you land that's on. Yeah. The photographer. Chicago goes with Gucci, man, they're all over the place and he has to always look where they're gonna land because he likes smoking. We always asked to check the rules and the regulations wherever he lands. You're fucked, but you're not really fucked. It's just personal posit if they will toss it. Now, those toss most of them wealth because they're not cops, they're not TSA's, not cops. They're not a government body. They're just like, yeah, right. You can't have this dude. My buddy cops near then you're my buddy, got to the airport and had no idea losses on, oh, I've been there and TSA's. Oh my God, and the guy had his clock. Something you think you think you're the only one name is come on over and they did like some check. There's other stuff. Do. There's a hassle. It takes time, but you can do it, but he got on the plane. I guess they can't not. If international can't do that. Well, you can't get into a country that you can't get international, can't bus apart. And in China, I had to do a finger scan and a retinal scan and my password finger, retinal passport, thanks guys. Make sure you keep track of me coming in actor. You know. All right. So this was an event in New York. The global citizen festival, I guess a big barricade fell down and of course a huge crowd. Lots of people is here's some artists that play their first of all. You see all those people. Yeah, I'm never going to that. So that's what they freaked out there. The sound I thought it was gunshots so that people start fleeing. And that have that guy from Coldplay doing anything. There was a serious injuries that heard of, but you can see the running right here. This is some of it. Everyone thinks that gun show is actually worse ones here to see me there. See this. You could tell people. This kinda reminds me the biggest thing we're going to show what happened. Let's. Fuck out of there. We still don't have return. We don't see the picture that you guys are looking j just to describe their differing right now. All of a sudden here we go. You cannot see the spotlights were turned on and many. Terrible news. The people run their their their nothing actually half. They're just kind of moved out of the way. This is the news of almost happened. Something happened. Somebody tripped those curve out the current events with chick. Here's a concert where people were scared and then kind of walked Mosey down. Although I do understand because I'm not going to that. One that I wouldn't go that shit Koba citizen. Would you say to people video tape it and I'll watch it on the news. I'm not. I don't like parades. I don't like large crowds. No. Thank you too. Busy. No, unless I have a lot of bulletproof armor and big guns, Linda funny, and it's not hard to listen to me is heartless and then the heavy tabbies heavy stuff on you. What else did you wanna talk about that Earl, Thomas thing at all. Wants to get into, what do you have any fun once chin. Guinea funny. What else they would the barstool or anything? Yeah, Barcelos here, but there's nothing good. Just Earl. Thomas is a guy who was like, I cover my other show. He was safety for the Seattle Seahawks like a longtime staple of legion of boom in one of the long term contract, and then they didn't give it to him and he felt pressure to play. And then he was like fucking play and then broke his leg yesterday's than I get paid. Really. Did you watch Bella Tor fights to Rory? MacDonald fight surprise you or. Baddie got his ass. Whoops, present just frozen. That was a bummer. Just didn't feel like fighting the terror matchup for him. Why is that? He just way bigger. They're both. So good is just I didn't know gate ours to figure out, fuck yeah, gig rail, dude, you. It's just a bad match. You've seen this weekend brother. I'm honored. So what do you think. We, I had Kabaeva team captain here this morning. You did? Yeah, I my my feeling is that Khabib has been an athlete, his whole life, right? And he's and he's a guy who just what I like about could be. He goes out and he'd beat you and when he's and he doesn't wanna hurt anybody when he was fighting. He was saying, I think it was Michael Johnson. Stop stop just. By no unites belongs to me, just stopped. Chris belongs to me. You know, it's mine. It's my so he didn't wanna good guy. Good guy to myself what a fucking. He's just an athlete, I know, and he goes out there to compete and he's been doing it since he was three. And I feel like with Connor, he wants to change his face and career. Now that's either a good thing or a liability. My feeling is a guy who has been competing. That long is not going to let himself get too carried away. But when he gets an opening with with Connor, he's going to tie up and he's going to beat the fuck and shit out of him. The fight rests on this can cost up to take down and knock them out. It's a five round fight. Then then the next question is can take him down in five rounds and punish him. And my guess is that's what's going to happen. I don't know how you keep could be off you. I don't know how you stand up. Takes you down even though you brought Jordan Burroughs in your camp, it's Khabib Noor of Jordan. Those join join what makes sense is free stuff, right? It's gonna, say, Fisher, you need, you need a Greco guy, samba guy, whatever it is. So for me, I my call is look for two pound his face, and then look for can be to maybe rip his ankle off because Khabib is a leg lock all special. You won't know. That's not as thing. That's not as thing. He's good at those. That's what he's samba guy. No, you think he just he doesn't. Do you think he wears like a backpack loops leg and just by. I think it's of dogfight I think is back and forth, I think could be does get them down. But people are gonna be surprised at Connors, movement and ability get back up. I think he's way underrated on the ground. I think Conor lands shots. I think it's a straight up dogfight. The classic goes judge's decision. People are pissed at the decision really a lot better fighting everyone. I, I don't think Conor is gonna start them. I don't think could be going to just absolutely mall them. I think we gotta fucking dogfight. So sunny, it's back and forth could be comes out on top like the first two rounds. Maybe he's taking them down is controlling it, but Connor houses moments. The third and fourth abusing started get tired to me to be more light on his feet. He's land bigger shots. Wobble could be could be gifts. Maybe it starts to get just one take down around, but Conner's land. The biggest shots. Yeah. So the is way that a little more that fifth round DC and Rogan. I a to wanna fight in that. I see that fifth round speed fireworks. Wow. Because it's a dog. I don't know anyone else calling as a dogfight. I think most people go dude unless CONNER lands early over. I don't see it that way. If people are gonna be surprised, agree that Connors much higher level strike than could be. Oh, yes. I mean, yes, could be striking is very element, like even Josh Thompson was sane, is their heads Ranko Chevy Mendez is like, yeah, it's not like, but I'm not gonna tell them to do anything different. He's undefeated. We've never lost a rental exact. Tell me out in strike with Connor. And I think Habib is I can see Khanna's obviously worried about the wrestling. So what is doing in the press conferences, you grab people's legs, Europe, pussy, you don't. That's not even fighting. So he's trying to get him to go go to into standing with them. Well, he knows he's not. But if I think could be he has to get him against the wall. He has. He, I don't think he'll take him down from the open Connors Footwork's too good, but he asked him against the wall and coming into that striking distance in the lots that symbolic Bosie lit the fuck a much bigger weight cut for cause. Khabib walks around when he's in the off season. Like is heaviest one ninety. One ninety five. He came in. He said, when he came into the press conference, one seventy four. So he's he's a much bigger on framed guy than a little taller, but what's Incheon almost the same heighten. But Connor is a four inch reach event. That's significant in that in that when when they're in striking, yes, once against the case that we would have to weigh on Khabib I would imagine the fourth and fifth round though, has it, I haven't so, but he but he hasn't. But this is my thing with Khabib is he's never lost round. He's undefeated what happens if he does lose around what happens? If things don't go his way? What happens when he's in the biggest fight of his life? What is what house he react? I think he's such a competitor been there. So often that haven't been there. So often he's never ever been in a big fight. Well, never been. He's never. In that sense, you're saying, no, he's never had the pressure, the magnitude, a final comic Gregor, the mango of being the biggest of all that'll take magnitude con mcgregor's fans in the Rena all rooting against the magnitude of everything that this fight represents he ever been. Yeah. So I'm sure his card is gonna take some hit to that drill into me through the roof. Yes, Connors been there McConnell wants to do is go, what does he goes? I'm a stack all the chips on our fight. I've been here before man. I know how I react. How are you? Gonna react. Yeah, and he's hoping that it gets could be belittle more passion. Apparently Eddie Alvarez who has had his share of competition as a warrior, experienced amazing Eddie. Said something to the effect of I knew to circle right, and I circled let like I knew or whichever the way it was a in other words circle away. From that left hand, I knew that that's what you're supposed to obviously, and somehow I circled toward his left hand. I just got taken out of my game and even doesn't point. I said, you know, he did get into my head probably got into my head at one point, you know. So it's really hard dogfight male thing. We have to these two elite fighters in the represent, you know, it's more than just to fight what about ring Russ, Connor. It's Mia, maybe. But when you're talking about Ireland, verse Russia, men in Dagestan you talking, it's bigger than those two. You're gonna get a dogfight. I guarantee Mr. Vladimir Putin's going to be watching this fight. I'm sure all of Russia. There's a shitload of pressure on both these guys, but I'd say there's more pressure on could be. Khabib is represents both of them. Yeah, we'll tolerance the face of the he is, but like he hasn't fought for so long. I don't know. He's such a personality if he loses he loses. Well, you know, I'm surprised to hear you say that you think caught, we'll be able to neutralize his wrestling that neutralize. He's taking down a bunch, but I don't, you know, competes not finisher. He's not a guy who who's gonna break comes. He wears on, you think is gonna have his chances to get get up and make the fight. Nobody nobody's ever been able to get up, right, Alex ally. Win wrestler. I went to big guy. Yeah. But what what? What would you tell him? Do you take the rulebook? Does that work for Connor stand up, stand up, stand up? No, I just think just think he needs to do is thing and just and just know and embrace the takedown and comedy fucking Connors, Goodman, he swept Nate Diaz the experts sweep. He's fucking talented on the grass here. He trains Dylan Danis like you change some the top guys in the world. He's not going to be a newbie Khabib. Captain said you anything that would give you insight. I was surprised heat. He told me some stuff off here, but he told me on that. He thinks could be getting a win this fight and retire. He's done says, I wants to win this. He's still lives with his parents and his wife into kids. Wow, he's wants to win this fight and be done with it was to beat the u. of c. poster boy and get the fuck out which I was surprised and also awesome to hear. I think it's great. Okay, right off in sunset. Twenty seven. Now. Con. National hero my into politics, so my buddy blue. You ever meet bloom? Yeah. So his he has been. He got re-stationed is by Sean, which is like Dhaka stops the same and his son has been wrestler in Long Beach. In fact, his coach was Tito Ortiz. Tito comes in coaches, and there's a wrestling club in in on every corner and blue said, basically, you go there and in the basement of pretty much every building just as shitty basement or an old basketball court. There's anywhere from fifteen to thirty forty kids all from the age of like seven, fourteen their coaches, a world champion. They'll be, they'll want to be, could be they all wrestle like motherfuckers. And one point you said there was this wrestling club and some of the boys were talking. They were. They were kind of being little bit rude. So they were all told the lineup, and they all lined the fuck up and their coach walked by each and everyone on these kids range from, oh, I don't know nine to fourteen or fifteen, and they got a good tight paintbrush and you know what? A paintbrush nece. It's when you take your hand, you slap one side and you take your backhand slap the other side. The other side, you just give yourself a good strong that everyone took a fucking wacked the face and didn't say, boo, and just went, sat down, shut the fuck up and then practice started again. It didn't fuck around. Yeah, it's rough out there, but Doug extended, especially, I think an MA has now been by the president declared the national sport. It's like that could say paying with our national animal. I mean, he says, it's, he's a dictate stuff. We'll get your own Emma may league. So he does on an of course. Yeah. Other than that, though he's into charity. An art either way. Grapevine, do you think it breaks paper you record to Dana sites on two point? Five. I think he's full of shit. I don't. I don't think it breaks two million. I have a better feel for this. I know I'm not missing f of the world me neither, but but but I think it does. Well, I think it does somewhere. You know, I, I don't think I don't know if it beats Connor. Nate Diaz to it, says it beat canal the Cannella, triple g fight. What do we know that out yet? Would that doesn't beat that? Was that was that numbers that it should be that? Yeah, because that would be surprising. I bet it'd be that. What is that. Point three. It surpass that should be around a million. So that won't says one point one. Okay, it'll beat that. And he saying does Dana goes is trend at two point, five million what she's back, shake crazy. Okay. That's your type. Yeah, for me. That hasn't been that much David to win five million. I mean to be, I mean, like, you know what I mean? 'cause two point five million people buying five, nine people watch this show. I'd be like, that's nothing. It's in ratings, but if we charge seventy dollars having shit a lot of money seventy bucks a lot. Yeah. Yeah. When when sixty percent of Americans have five hundred dollars in the Bank yet gig and there's so many ways to legally stream it now. Yeah, so I will be buying it legally where you watching it the legally we couldn't kidding. We could watch it with Mr.. I suppose if you and I pulled strings and said to Joe Rogan, we want to go to the fight bitchy could get tick. I would not go to, but I wouldn't either. Keep asking baby enough. I don't think I can go to that. No, I wouldn't. I don't. I don't want to be around. I won't be home in watching it. I'd rather not what this is, how I'd rather not watch it, then go to it. So it said, dude, the only Regan. See if you see in person. Otherwise you can't watch at home like, cool, I'm watching. I right. I do not want to be around that the crowd. That's not my thing. Yeah. Yes, can be good though that it brother. That's it. Oh. Why he then friend. Yeah. Do few dates ran back on the road dogs back dude. The roadlog is bad date. You gotta date Christly and I Mr. crystalline I are doing the Hong Kong in, oh, this Wednesday, in Ventura, we're doing two shows this Wednesday at the Hong Kong in. Yeah. Give you the link two hundred three. Secondly, they're they're about four hundred tickets. Left the on Clave sold any to. Two hundred. There's two shows how many teams left four hundred tickets. They so get your tickets immediately because. Coming out where the Hong Kong. The Hong Kong is in Ventura County. And it's going to be well, it's going to be and Krista, Leah and tickets are at t fat, Kate dot, b. p. t. what's thought you were going to be doing it and. This is awkward. Yeah, b. p. Peteet dot me. Is it on a k.. Well. This is the worst of all the way there. It is all they look Ruggerio. It's gonna be there though. I be me and Brennan CIA, but now it's crystal. French Brian Calvert not only probably call them and tell them that. All right. This is not what I'll be there. This Wednesday, Mia, Christly. Fuck off. Shosha meeting their websites selling seventeen. Goes to the hustle, hosted your good. Nobody goes the Hong Kong in website. So go see Brian and Chris, this Wednesday night, my neck show October eighteenth and twentieth on in Salt Lake City, wiseguys Utah. Those tickets almost show sold out after that. All things Comey festival in Phoenix, Brian count von big, Jay, and Ari just the late show, I think, might be sold out. There might be a few tickets. I'm not sure. Last thing I heard it was like seventy after that San Francisco cobs there's November second. And third after that, I'm in Sacramento, November sixteenth seventeenth. And then just announce New Mexico, New Mexico, December seventh, and eighth two shows Friday to Saturday. Those are almost about k. dot com gets tickets now that it be tip buddy, do not die at the Hong Kong in I won't. I'll try not to you doing that pretty soon. Yeah, for sure I supposed to do it, but then. I decided I had to cut my toenails. All right kid. We're out.

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TFATK Episode 433: Chris D'Elia

The Fighter And The Kid

1:29:03 hr | 2 years ago

TFATK Episode 433: Chris D'Elia

"Y'all be. I know you're in San Diego. This is Thursday Friday Saturday this Thursday Friday, Saturday at the American comedy club. That's right. You know, where to get tickets? Yeah. Sandiego come on. Now, come on out, baby. Forget shampoo. Go. See Brian this Thursday, Friday Saturday and also some new dates for that as coming to Miami March. Fifteenth sixteenth, I'm in Washington DC, March twenty eighth through thirtieth. Get tickets right now, fat K dot com for Brian and myself see out there see out there. I was at an Austin. I went to the honored academy this weekend. I was gonna say did you put on thirty pounds of muscle, dude? I was working out with swollen her never heard of his Instagram getting Qantas to shoulder up Kwan's brothers wilder Kwan's. Got the biggest legs in the world won a love that on it. Jim had me. My shakes to shave reminded was reminded of what that shrimp tech does optimize dude. And I couldn't feel more optimize you. Want? 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Obviously, obviously, a four sure Senate going to set a here on them belt and chips chicken heads. I think you'd be surprised I think you'd be surprised haven't Kenny fight club. Bike club bike club. Kids. Got the peace on our space on them to Cutie pies. I still got it baby lift your shield and now from the honored studios in Playa vista, California. Is the moment you've been waiting for the final. And the key is coming at you. Nope. No. We're not live. It doesn't make sense. We're not live. We don't. And now, it's no fighter and the kid. Live. Fucking stupid. How? How dumb this is how hard it is to get in here. You know that come to the big leagues, bro. Now, you do it out the corner of your house. Take your take your glass, I hear man good and squeak glasses seventy inch. Tv Gabriel take your glasses off right now. Now, you guys started. How long has it been going to a we were just talking and raise your voice Jackson. Okay. You go on Jackson. I'm here. Now. Now, you know, he's so hip, he's got a rope. Now, do you approve of the rope for a belt Di do a Chris can genes are those, bro? Caller genes. Our guys are you guys? Yup. I guy. Let me tell you something we had the same code on last night. You know, how much it costs? I don't know. I don't know why. Yeah. Console. Do you guys? Fuck this, dude. Just like my social studies time looking man. Hey, you what is that? Dude. What the fuck, bro? What are you doing man? What are you doing take you dress? So fucking regular fucking regular, man. It's not I'm not some wallflower. All right. I'm not some decorated these fucking sunglasses on dude. Take them off your bird. Take them won't. I won't. Hey, happy bird. Take them off right now. Don't call me. Happy. Happy birthday off right now. Is talking about before even got some shit like sub matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because the show fucking star. Right now do the show. Oh my God. I was walking around like a fucking asshole. Dude. You don't have hard and annoying. It is to get to fuck it three. It goes, bro. No security. Hey, we scramble all the scramble. All the name. The words the numbers people. Can't find us some people can't find the right words. Number name name number. Three scrambled brains. Homeboy the comedy store. Oh, yeah. This guy comes up, and he's gonna kill us being Chris v word is bird. I've seen in a long time. We're birds hanging be uncomfortable. And I felt unsafe. And I felt like the biggest push going is this acute around here on settling. Really why I just kept following us. All like, just like part of the crew goes come on, bro us. I know he's like I wrote kamikaze I said what the Eminem album, and he said, yeah. I said Eminem wrote that album, man. I said, I gotta go. And then he followed us whatever he's at my house now, but. He wouldn't leave me alone. So I just kept just brought him. I just brought them. What did you do with him? And where did he sleaze Chilin? He's in the guest room. It's been cool actually cool. I don't know. So you what did you do? What what have you done today woke up? Drove over here. If you guys are fuck where you guys are. And then also when you get here, you're not here yet. Let me just tell you fucking everyone here who's listening. Okay. It's you go up to the fuck and floor that it's on. And then the first number is three thousand solar Eddie pissed. Okay. Because the first number should be one two. Okay. Take it easy. And we all know that I is one right? And then you get here. And it's you look at like three thousand eighty five and you're like you walk to another area. Like you turn the corner. And then it's the three thousand twenty two. It's all fuck. It's all that's like why have you ever been fineness? Right. Yeah. But you need me. Have you been the guest have you ever been to what's the lot of FOX lot? It's the same thing. Those all those buildings is building one and building ninety two right next to. Yeah. What moron? I don't know, man. Same guy, and I'm gonna tell you some don't ever compare yourself to fucking legit network. Like, fox. ABC? Also, when you go to the when you go to the hair cut place, you say give me the Jimmy Neutron. Do you say that word for word? What do you say I want this? And then show them a picture of the back of a ducks. That what you do buy one on my front is that what you do dude? Hey, look, fucking ace Ventura son. Okay. I do. And I'm going to get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get dude. Why is it doing that today? I don't like it. I tried and trim it down yesterday. And now feel a little self touch it. So I it why. So why this training your hair? What do you do like like you're like you're picking up saying? Does sanded watching. It's it's fine. Dude. It sits. Fine. Oh, piss me off K, man. You seem really on edge today. I'm good who I saw yesterday at the ABC television. Critics association gathering was a guy who'd be alone person billion. Yeah. What was he doing hanging out? ABC's shell shows you doing forget what he said to me, which was so cool. He's doing blackish not. Well, no. But I saw one of my favorite people aren't Fishburne talked to him friends of celebrities. Your debts hitting dead set. What he say say your boy, we'll know what he said. He said, oh, I'm so happy. Another seventy year old on another seventy year old. Because when I said that picture it was a video. Of him cool to seventy talking your mother fucker guys Advil said to me goes, I'm so happy. I love your show. And it's you're so talented. It's his dad thing then he goes, and he goes, and he goes looked at me, he put his hands on my shoulders, and he goes, and he got teary eyed, and he goes. You're the son. I never had. No. And the reason why Chris Chris Chris barely. Got by. And you were such a huge instrument in that facilitation. Yeah. It goes. You're the reason he is YouTube, and I said, and he goes, and he bites your style. And I want you to know, but you don't and I said, and I hugged him. I know it was so cool. You know, where I you what I can't wait. I can't wait till you make it. I can't wait to make. I I can't wait to you. I'm. Can't wait till you, you don't let me out of a mess. Pro. I did that way till you make it don't do that. Because I let you let you fly saw Goodman. Do it's crazy that my wallet is fucking not. I usually usually won't fold pay Brenton snake that his on his wallet. They're thousands in there. That's a coral snake? I put fucking dude. Are they're coming out with thousand dollar bills. I need that. It'd be nice. I need that. I saw this thing bags in the dude. Yeah. The brink trucks, bro. You're in the. Yeah, broke because I saw that instantly got angry. How about this? This is my new theme song, dude, some guy made it. I'm in the fucking, you know, what I'm in the bag unit. That's where I'm the bag you. Hey, let me ask you be do, you know, Marshall Marshall Mathers re tweeted, I did not know that. Wouldn't that be Eminem? Yeah. That would be dude. You're good. That's weird that you didn't know that. Because it's on social media and tweet. Hebrew, tweeted you. Yeah. What did you tweet? No. I did a video of me. The video that's wrapping like Eminem, and he wrote how. But that's not the because that's too. Screen shot that. It's fucking good though. Did you you didn't post it to him? I did I posted everywhere video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Atun post Malone comes to your show. Yeah. He came in. Yeah. All right. Brian can know the reference he's gonna get a community well Eminem in the cipher. Playing hatred with Dana pantry thin thick thick. Real. Real wrapping. What? Who the dog my dog in the back? Just like what is dad doing? Off for his. Lane for New Jersey. This in your garage. Yeah. I don't know. Fucking bored. Did you feel it yourself by that? You can listen just shut it up. It was so dumb. I should show. Brian the real. The reference. Yes. O'brien the one we goes bad on Trump. No, no. It's not that in a park. And everyone's like, why are you breathing so heavy, but he was reading and he posted he goes in Eminem post goes do this with me. He he's also high f- is. No, not that one. It's it's called the it's called something cypher now. But it's called. It's like eleven minutes, just eleven minutes. It's like eleven minute. There you go. It's eleven minutes to symphonic on for that one. Yeah. It's got to be this that one. No, okay. Calm really keep going down. It's eleven minutes. Up. It's probably the first one. It's one. Is it eleven minutes. I've always looked arts. That's the one. But. The main objective is to humanity a real bel-. No, no limits. No ever seen when the. And then punches the other one grills them so bad for kicks off. This is my boss, his tease because I'm not is every time. I cross one of these. Is not a redeeming quality at all the me. It's impossible seems like an implausible dream positive clean thoughts and being but the only onto the mean, assault and demean toss to the being missive. Tween bookstore amount. Now that the white rappers man, I can his Lamin resume Jihadist extreme radical suicide bombing at seeing our Yana 'Grande sing a last song that evening, and if the audience from the game confidence leaving designates the device strapped to was done the region not gonna finish that for obvious reasons, but bring your dogs on a Muslim not Middle Eastern. But I'll make up pitch rocker hit chopping at least up next to large. Teach headscarf in the Nika carpet as the Bista. I go from Mosima pizza parent got some beach and appear. The terrorist. Watch lists breaking you. On June, Brian doing this. That was he. Out his facial. Here's weird. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he just here brush, maybe it's gray or something. And he'd just for men every six right? So that's yeah. That's how much of that has been thought of how much of that is being recalled how much of what you know. What I don't think. I honestly don't think it matters. I e so I get people are like he's rhyming everything it's like the thing to do. Now is to just not give a fuck and barely rap and mumble is you know, what I mean? Which is it's not as hard. Yeah. Yeah. Even if he wrote that he has outlined, but he's act, but. Thank you. You asking me a question. Right. Yeah. Answer it. Sorry. Sorry, man. I it's all good. But we've made a mistake together. Right. Right. Yeah. All right. Cool because I was answering the question you interrupted me. So we made a mistake together. Right. Yeah. All right. So cool. All right. Sorry. You know, it's three fucking white guys. Nothing better. I've talked about a white rapper, by the way. Also, also. You know, when you're on stage, and you're you're doing crowd work. But you've done a version of it before because you've done forty thousand shows. He it's like he knows what rhymes alright is a blueprint. He's already rhymed a word with another word instead of thing like this before. So I think it's like that really starting to get older. You looks weird to me. It's just a facial. Some looks like it was officially put on or something. Maybe he's. Yeah. I know you Chris accolades friends buddies now that we Chris buddies. What about he's now? Well, I mean, I don't know. Sweden each other. I mean. Back doesn't only because we don't I lost his number. Why don't you be rapid? I get to hang out with. Chang. Smith put him check Smith. I'm rapper. I forgot about this your rapper. Yeah. Put put up my life. Life said documentary, you never saw this life. My life's had documentary. Right. My life a documentary and YouTube. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chris rapper man. It was born on ten minutes. Yeah. It was there you go. Oh snap. Fuck. When was this? A while ago. It only has forty seven thousand view because I wasn't you know, I should have done it. Now. Three. Over telephone wire. The fire aware bulletproof Kosti attire at Baltimore's primped this. I is the wire Cheik Smith. I never saw this missed out, dude. From the prim dry heat. The course is really good. This is fan. Fox Pucca when I was growing. I'm not mad at the change apology. Resident told my soul team. And I watched it, but my modest pull the team is lap. Did you write all this? On the roof of 'em eighty nine us enough of on explore and make your body smell like parmesan. Dr bench. Documentary. My life is a. Measury? Dude. This is awesome. This is gonna blow up. Thousand refused tonight spec. Dead. They got. Right now this life that you've read and throw doodad ever seen this pay. Got so many opposes deaths. Amazing cannot stop that. 'cause I gotta be honest. Maybe let me hear you man with Mr. green. He's a legit producer. It's like an emotional. So let me hear something. The money. Dude. This made my fucking day. Question. How? Midtown about your your man's? Fucking Franson shake Smith. From a Bank in Stacey. You could guarantee. You got the biggest thing. On the. Five dollars. Joe was Chris. Four years ago us. Real because I cook all the sheet in the kitchen come only because the shit on speaking. I'm only real book within these streets. Religion. Pack you. Documentary. I said documentary. With it. Where to do it around those real like wrappers, they know you're mocking it. The I had a meeting with TI because I wanted to make like a mock you memory about this. But like do it like I wanted to do it like how it was like. Really like I wanted to make people think like does Kristalina really think he's a rapper like what the fuck with him. Because to me that was the only way you if you really worked at rap. It's silly. You know, but but but I wanted to get like an actual good beat like I didn't want it to be like Malibu's most wanted like I wanted to be like. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted it to be borderline born line like that. Bad bad. But it is. But this effort in it. You can see there's actually no. It's well done. I came up with a whole story line. Look if you go to go to the Chang Smith page, if you just go to the upper left one's own paid. Yeah. So I had a whole story where I I wanna get click on that. So check Smith is from Primm Nevada where it's just like. Is like nobody's from there. That's where you stop, you know, to go to fucking Las Vegas, and he works at Starbucks, and he was like really wanted to be a rapper. So he left to go. You left to go to LA to become a rapper? You know? And he had like a girl imprint but he wanted to fuck in like go to find the album was before that my life's a documentary and documentary was the first music video, but the album is a whole let go to shank. Smith. Is such a fun. Like go to let's see hold on. Remember all this shit. I don't know just go to haze. Fran hash go. God. Go to Anne Heche on the bottom left. Whatever happened her, by the way. Last night. I fucked up party asshole just have a coast and then lift her desk. Her desk was a chick Smith bring them. But but Mr. Greene produced and he's like a legit producer like legit. Beets are awesome too. So he came over it in in in two thousand twelve I mean, this is a long time ago, and he was in my apartment, and we would just fucking laugh our asses omic, we didn't write any of it. We just fuck in. We'll be like, okay. What can I say? Now, none of it rhymes. I mean, some of it rhymes, you know, what I mean? But dude, we were we were crying laughing just taking the piss out a rap. And and and it was so funny. Because like I mean, it's like the because he's a legit producer is like he's he make worked with all these fucking guys. But he's just and we were just fucking die in. And I was like I didn't wanna make it like, I don't wanna put it on my YouTube. I wanted him to be his own thing, which I suppose, I should mind. But this was before I was in stuff. So if I came up with it now, it we'll probably have fucking. Yeah. It's gonna use now. Takes the chorus. Well, I mean rap oh my. When you listened to biggie or or Marsha that's yes. Let's go back. Go back a little bit. I can't remember go back. Oh back. Go back. Little bit back. Okay. Makes pitch here. But she wouldn't be his life. I'm the life with a walk in the room in the fucking everybody. Only do I'm not. Yeah. Cohen that name on the hash. Nothing's funny when white guys get into like gangster rap like do you ever? See? I don't see Malibu's most wanted fucking over the top. But do you ever see, Vince? Vaughn didn't be cool. No, no, no. I thought doing seriously or toys. You know, he's he's playing a character. And he he's like a rap manager. But he's he's kinda act like Chris, and it's fucking born is since on April. Beta e I don't know. Yeah. Actually seen it. It's great in the rocks in it and the wrong security, but he's gay. Breakout? The rock before this doing steroids. Still. Walking. I need a man plus say, well, let's say, okay. Look, I know you frustrated with all his bodyguards shift when I smell you feel you paying this temporary. Vince Vaughn is so funny. He is. He's gonna be mixed off a big star. Man. That's why a video type down man to put you in a video. Right. Someone else on this damn breach has a video. I love you like a brother on you all the time, and you tripping. Why are you doing there, man? Could do it. Dude. I stay on the same page. He's great great. Crazy, man. You know, I love you, man. He doesn't good job in this. We. We. I love that part. Great. He's also like six fucking five five six digits with Henner motherfucker. Yeah. He's great, dude. Fucking big boy. So yeah, the rock looks way. Smaller? They're so the rock, I got the entertainment. He kinda went my route where he thought big was like using Git roles. So he got really skinny member. Like, what are you doing Schindler's List to be of meat head for sure? Get big names. Like, oh, you're right key career when? Yeah, I know I get big. No. But so he so he. His big. But that's do you get that big without like steroids. I don't answer this question. You're no. Yeah. I don't know. I have no fucking idea. I do. Okay. Well, that's all the steroids. When I started on the left there in. That's all he would after heavy still a big guy, obviously. But. Yeah. Sure. Look at his shoulder. Yeah. Usually they say when you can see traps that are just bad developed. Yeah. There's something going really the shoulder. But. Yeah. I know, but there's other are you serious? But also are there other? But I just have a question. Are you serious? But also is there a love doing that? Is there? There's other stuff you can take right like a steroids steroids. Hormone. He's still getting to an age where you always fifty right? I mean, he's fifty. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get that. I'll be two thousand three rock. Yes. Right now right now Makamba of two three and scroll up and nineteen. I'm like right in the middle right there in nineteen eight three he's eleven there. So that's eleven year old. That's right. It's weird. Like have you ever seen the schedule? So once showed me his tooth out to two thirty years like seventy four feature films. He has to do to the show. So. That's not true. So what they do is exaggerated. Right. Oh, really? Oh. Oh. You get signed you get like, so you'll be attached to say twenty film. So Sam Jackson, those guys they're attached to a shitload of films. But really they end up doing like rock still. He does like sixty eight that's crazy amounts. I hated on forever was Jumanji because I love the Robin Williams one. And then Finally I was on good fucking. Check it out. It was awesome. Yeah. It's a rocket out to Nick, the rock is awesome. And that whole they figured it out. Like, he figured it out. It was like when Jim Carey did like what was that? Majestic movie. And yeah, we owned the theater. Yeah. And everyone was like, and then and then Jim Carey was like fuck it. I'll do and then he did like Bruce almighty with fucked up movie as it's like people you got to. I don't wanna say stay in your lane because these guys can do it. All Jim Carey's, a great actor. And you know, it's like it's like great and Truman show. Yes. Yeah. But it's just like. The thing. Yeah. Great Punchdrunk love. But like the thing you do is the thing that's gonna make you a fucking star. You know, because the other thing you do a lot of the people can do that got you to the dance within keep you at today. Here's the thing. Nobody can do. Nobody can do ace Ventura like like, Jim Carrey. Nobody correct nobody out there. So that's what he does best. And that's what he's going to. Ooh. Mask is great. Let's listen. I'll fall movies. The mask was amazing. No seriously, though, nobody could fuck and do you know, what I what I wanted to do is really know what my fucking to remake the mask in a fucking like a serious way where it's like an real fucking superhero movie, but dark that will be off like almost like a Dr Brian to do that the promise you would do it. And then I'd go I'm interested in that stopped the presses. I don't know one other old you right is in the joker movie. I know that's cool. Thing. You didn't do that before you got the -partment? The joe. Ridler? Now, you're not. Serious role. That's a good fucking job. It's not do. I am the check your dude you said good job gay. You're kind of a kid come on look out. Brian looks cool. That's me from craft services. Cool at least you don't have farmer's tan. Oh my God. At least you don't have a fuck and farmer's tan, dude. And that was big, bro. This an expensive way. Yeah. No shit that Chris how long did you hear been long forever? You have a picture of you with short hair glamour shot or their shit. Dude. Why does your hair looks like that? Right. There your face and hair right there looks like you'd be on that sitcom wings. I know the the middle one fucking. Oh, no, the the they're looking at chains. Yeah. Everybody thought it was real your hero key should kept it. I had a really instant savings with that. So so when I was on the movie set. No, they didn't. Ever feel real? No. You know what I'm saying? But if you don't know me, you would you would never know. It's lace front, right. And dudes were like fuck, and it was really interesting because I I had an experience where it was people thought I was an extra right? And they were so rude to me shit. Yeah. You're like. Wow. Man. You you know, you forget, and I was like, ooh. Do this. I ask what they it should be here because you shouldn't be around here. You guys got to go over there. You've got to get over there. You can't be over here. Wow. I didn't say okay because he's lucky and feed it, we'll just being an actor you're treated very differently than when you're an extra. Sometimes not always same thing in every aspect like even. Like, even the same way my fell. I thought they'd roll out the red carpet skews, we don't even know your name. You don't have a locker. I did happens over and over and over and over again. Comedy last night. Dude, the door guy was like, hey, man. You gotta get out of the hallway you're making noise to me and people I was with and I was like him and we're fine. I I was in my buddies works at Wall Street about it was on Wall Street. They had a Packers. They wanted literally like delivered downstairs to the next building. And I said, I'll do it because we got we got to wait. And I go I'm going down there. What do you want me to do? We just gotta drop it off to the doorman to the guy and just signed for it. I go to give it to me. I don't give them going down. So I go to just a fucking dorm guy man, normal guy, go down, and I go here go we wanna drop off. And he goes I got signed for. I don't have a pen and the guy next to me goes, it's fucking idiot. Didn't have a pen. How did you fucking deliver shit? You don't have a fucking idiot. You punch his face in. You know me. By see red fight, you drop down on your knees. I would would you do. I said I looked at my go. So I don't work here. But you can go fuck and eat a dick or something like that. There you go. No, this was in New York City where was this New York City of a what cut of a place? It was a building. I took the packets from one Wall Street Bill into another. I remember, I remember, blah, blah, blah. Listen right now going and then he threw a punch I slipped. It. I ate a key to spot, right? Right. Never. I can't remember exactly what happened. I broke all the liver. It's right. Right. Right. Website, the Brian and then. Yup. And then not killed his friend. I know I know I know I don't go don't convey with very bad. Can I tell you last night was that one of the most embarrassing? I've had the comedy store because I always I always like to fly under the radar. I don't knows I kind of dress down at the comedy store. Loud. Louder orange shoes with right? And I sneeze my car, and I put it on low. So I don't want that dude. But still I I don't have time. And so I when I bought a new wrapped, right, which is ridiculous. It's like a souped up Ratto big. It's so couldn't fit it in. But I when I was I was driving on my fucking park. I started straight out. I take Jeremiah watt Watkins, he's like you'll be fine. No big deal, man. Like fuck it. And I looked at the the fuck and Bill like who's on their Brian Simi cool with it Kristie me, cooler Rogin loves cars. I saw Ron white. I don't know Ron ri-, older comics. I don't wanna like ruffle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was so Streff really all that affect my performance. I wanted to stress wrong white cast. I'd be great to get him. I talked to run he said he doesn't want anything to do with you. Let's get a motto. Let's get a model. Yeah. Video posted. That's funny to me because you couldn't get out. Check out. It was a nightmare. And I told the guy dude, I'll give you one hundred dollars park it up there though. I don't want it down there. I can't really right here for why didn't you just take the car because he's I just. Hey, do you wanna ride it? Yeah. I got it. It's been raised up goes, bro. You gotta truck. Trying can't relate to us, bro. I thought. Oh, I g wagon. Do don't ever get that fucking twisted. I want. I want to be serious. I know we have a fucking fun podcast. It's on the comedy charts. Yeah. Dude. Good. I, gee, I don't I don't ever want you to get that fucking twisted. And that's fucking serious. Okay. All right. Yeah. Back to fund. I'm not. To be I don't need to quantify. What you drive. Oh. Hey, it's all good, dude. Let's go back to fun. Let's go back. You know, you're you're talking. I'm either I talked to that door guy. You know what I'm saying? Are you laughing in a good way? Or what's going on? You see what happens is? Blood starts to boil mud starts to boil. Right. He's starting to see the bun. And I don't wanna make fuck. I don't wanna make your body. Look like your Bank account, which is low, Dan. Okay. Okay. Bryan, full. Oh, Dan scout these because I could do my shows and people go. There's me Koby sweetheart to ask do, you know, how many guys come on say this year, a sweet may run away? The gay big Al what's that? He called me gal. How is an older something a western wrinkles or something that forget, but even at the show when I read y se and then my friend that Barry go, and then my partner in crime, Brian Kidd, count walks in guys yell. Big gals is a fifty one year old gay, man. They love is fans. But you know, when they turn against you man, and they are turning against you dance frying full. Oh, that's Callie. Can't you? Oh my God. Shirt selling by the way, man. Oh, real well man 'cause they're fucking fly. Dude. They're fun. They're funny shit and they're fly leading. You got your damn, right? Yeah. Okay. They're bleeding, bro. Yeah. Whatever kind of fucking. Five set your BIC such bits. What I do when I fucking go to the positive. You want me to sign what I do. I don't give a shit, dude. I don't give the most disrespectful man, respectful because I'm being the whale on and be doing and me true me is being respectful because you get the true me you Welk. And also, I'm fucking I'm relaxed in front of you, man. Because we have a report were good, dude. If I'm uncomfortable. Not being the real me. That's disrespectfully shit, bro. Right. I'm I'm chilling. I'm chilin. Yeah. And fuck the guest of the year, dude. I don't want. I don't wanna be the guest. We didn't bring. I'm my own shit. You listen to congratulations. If you wanna fuck and dosa me, dude. If you want to post come over to congratulations, dude. Hey, listen, I want to be a guest watching are making your pets Dan on due to cook. I are you still working like crazy? Do it. Are you though, you don't post as much? Yeah. Because I'm on the road. But I do not know. Well, I'm not dude, you're next looks don't take this the wrong way. What your neck looks on your is your neck looks? Unfortified? I feel yo- say, no, bro. I'm fucking. It's just buying box anything for your legs ever. And we know that. And that's okay, I squat I squat every fucking three or four days. Not just the bar because your legs I can do to twenty five five times. Probably not true. Right. Probably not true. I've worked very hard. Well, you have new knees. And we know that your new is well, your your new knees have never been used. So I can see how you would bear some way. What are you talking about? I have new need. We've never done anything with your life, dude. Besides sit and stand up, so no, no, no, no, no fucking impose I like going to the gym. I work very hard. I sweat very hard. And I thought in I burn calories man do an eighties work, you lad, pull downs. And you don't do that bench press on. And then you walk go home. You know, what I meant the text. You give you some heat. Yeah. The company rogue for the salt bikes. Yeah. Trying to get one. No, I want. I want the treadmill that we ran on on it though the curve one that the skill mill. You wanna would way there's seven million seven thousand dollars seventy dollars. This brian. When I was like expensive. I can't treadmill Bill to help you really on. What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, Brendan. What are you doing the fighter in the kid? Do it and being respectful don't do to that. Now play. Let me see this video Cam. I haven't seen it yet. The comedy store. What's up? Can you? Why are you it? I was stuck on a bar. Data move all the cars. Oh my God. Ever bring that again, never bring his. Jim makir this. What what kind? Of course, my truck going. I liked that. What horsepower is? Oh, it's modern. It's tuned up twin turbo UK. So you get off to say you that shirt Ford come off a lot about four hundred fifty horsepower, then old big Brown comes around fucking big backstreet boy. Actually. So that's a say this this cliche. Jean what this is for what because I'm fucking always getting in fights and winning and underneath. No, no, no fucking Findlay just the near because I take my shirt off. And that's when they usually run away, and they don't a my buddies all scraped up. But it is last Friday got thirty five minutes ago. Oh my God. How on the way here? Get sucked out a pullover down the street fight last night. You know? I like the way you laugh Shaab. Out in the parking lot. The gym what happened talk on the phone flips out some guy didn't turn on his blinker telling the kids a hot. Yeah. I don't know. I don't ever fuck with people like that. And that's crazy. A street fight. That's a bad bad day. That's not what I'm thinking. Choose those. Yup. Kind of shoes. Those are I like him. You would you wear a little old? But I like them do you have to dress like your fifty five. You're only old because you think you're old Berle here. Be guys these old dear. Snakes. Ralph Lauren socks. So these are awesome. Sundering at shirt, drives me this shirt is is tag. It's a beautiful blue, no girls. Gonna look. I wanna suck his dad's a blue shirt, dude. I'm a good-looking. I'm just got off who makes us fucking shoes, bro. Guess be. I mean, it could be Gucci. Could you're on fire today. You really are in for it. Yeah. Would they? What they say don't fuck strand. When you're talking stretch, so ours, you're a big Flemington I stretch. And I felt when I stretch when I stretch I tried to kill myself with the stretch, I try to fucking murder myself. I try to fuck it hard that just go. Someone finds me. And they're like he was stretching. What do you think of when you wake up? What do you usually think what goes on in your head? Besides maybe nothing. Clouds coffee. I won't coffee immediately. You won't coffee right away. Mmediately? Okay. And then oh, you tried to big Brown rose. Oh, I haven't. And thanks, bro. Dude. Where is it? I'll dry at sort of eat the beans. I don't give a shit. Where is the big Brown? It sells out boys. But I could get you some. Okay. Well, I know a guy and that guy is you and you give me one and I'll drink. Okay, you go. But dude, I'll make my own coffee. I go get I can't believe go to fuck in PB peop- coffee bean, good. That's not. Fuck about food. You don't know anything about food for that shit. Dude. What are you? What am I going to be a boring asshole? That's like gotta go to this restaurant, dude. Those kinds of guys you know, what? Fuck two kinds of guys. How about the guys when you're like when you're on the road, and they're like, hey, you got to go to this place. And you're like, I'll do my show. Thanks. Oh, let me go out of my way to a fucking. But it's good food is Bullshits Mocow. Good. Hey, dude. I live in Los Angeles. I can get. Oh, good food, dude. I'm gonna be in Cleveland smoke house in Columbus. Right. Help you out. Put your face under my balls. Let me might taint on your fuck. And I got behind. Don't be nice to me, bro. Regular. All. Right. Well, what if I go almost fake all that? That. Out to lunch today. Bro shit prominent faint sitting down have you ever done that? What what did you do that you would faint like, Sean? Tonight's show every night heats like a stack of Pank. No, dude. That's Balaji, dude. I fucking eat real good what? Chocolate chip pancakes. Doc in protein, ding, ding, protein being being fuck in, you know, make sure I eat the leafy greens that. Tara talking and your neck is Johnny has this forward. Your your new is in line with his shoulder. You look tired. Fluck y man myself. Gotta eat after this. Hey, what kind of fucking cool. Hot smart. You want to go to how Brian when he fucking posted an Instagram video of him and his friends it a dark. Somewhere. What I see that? That shit on my loan. Go like this. Motherfucker? I. Did it for the for fun? David the literates looking at your face. Brian your. I got. Hey, listen. Guys day. Maybe I'll get my give me look at my eyes just tucked up a little it wasn't hurt. Kill you seeing your is going sorry. My mother said do that thing in my family, your your eyes go, you know, what it's last? Call right dry saying, it's laughing. This krill. Gotcha. Full in the blinds, cool though coming I might have to get my eyes talk Oku. What you need to get. You know, you need to talk to you. I mean, what some fi fi those automatic lines. And you just get a fucking thing that come in. And they install the shit in your fucking thing. And then you have a thing. And every time you start to look old, you just go, and it goes. And then you look a little bit younger, dude. I'd like that that's some some fish. I do look how dare you look like you're dead serious trying to here with a kids book. That's not a kids book to Calabro. Read it in in grade. And by the way, why the way dude you look like a fuck and drama teacher right there. And it's pissing me off. I am I could teach trauma 'cause I know a lot about acting look at my fingers there. I'm pinching it. So you see the whole book, by the way. Stay made. They said look propose something right now. Flu. Selfie. Yeah. What is it? What am? I what do I have to I tagged. Something. Did they say first book? I book Oregon magic of storytelling. I had to do. Did. They do bro. You're not saying, okay. Who at Disney and why I don't know. There was there. They had a photo booth set up. So I went and did it it was about it was about like literacy in the inner city and all that. So then they had me do that. Do I bet that made a difference? That's a kid looked at it. You know, what I'm gonna pick that guy. He's going to do it. They say thanks Alfred who fucking cares. You're complaining about this shit. A comedian says Joe people. Oh return. I did read eight years in power were mean to people are really nice. I read I've read everything by a really nice post like Devin. Love it shake magic storytelling fucking. You know? What though I'm I'm so old that they tend to be a little nicer to me like half. Fuck it isn't matter really gonna look lately. Well, it might be true though. Actually, if you think about it because these older. Yeah, why are you gonna cause? Like, dude, I still get shit like. Are you telling me, I'm really young? They're going to be forty scented to relax inn. Fuck in two years, bro. Well, relaxed into years or any year in a year in some. Line about all of us to heal. He's a year and fuck two months. Yeah. Isn't that weird? To be forty and you'll be forty five and three months, time flies. Yeah. But I'll be fucking. You're still young kid. You're thirty five. Yeah. Yeah. But that turns into fucking thirty nine soon. I know it does you. Trey LeMay with time. I'm just. In a wet you and wheelchair five years. I'm into longevity drugs. That's my new thing. Now. Cool cool. Did you still have psoriasis? Oh, cool. Well wonder what you're going to get now. What are you trying some new fucking shit? I'll put up. I don't give I'll take it. I'll take it goes like this. You know, Brian. I got this new what is it to give it to me? Don't be like this guy goes, hey, I got this new and you. Yup. And the guy goes plunk and your body goes. Immerse? No, fucking whatever. Yes. Right. Right tentacles. Are you you dude psoriasis? Remember, we were just talking about. All right. What happened with Brian? The guy that we were just talking to. I don't know switched your body. Switch to someone else. That's the only thing that makes said how did you get lost in one sentence? This man, you're going to be a really bad father to undo it. My kids are gonna be this, bro. You're going to they're going to be like whatever we do. Not want to make a mistake. Vile. Yeah. Kids. Undoing Mary have held me with a math problem. I reading okay, what's wrong. What's wrong? I don't know. Why not what is it times? A what four times eight well how many times? You know, what eight is. Yeah. All right. What's that twice? What's eight twice? It's ten you can't eat any for the rest of the night. And it's three minutes. Three PM. Can you think about more? We we're going to think that. If you don't get good real quick troubling or they'll get real hungry combat's seem so harsh shredded not going to be a good, dad. I'm gonna be looking great dad, dude. I can't wait to fucking neck. What are you talking about, bro? Say the thing about my neck again. Turn to what's up with some? I'm just chilling, man. I don't give a fuck about this shit, man. I'm so I'm so dude. Eighties doing man. They're good, man. We we know what's up, man. I got I I'm just just trying to get to the point where everyone will take care of me. And my fucking log having dude with the high grass, dude, I can't wait to I wanna build it. I want to go out there. Are you talking cult? I have color is. I'm streamlining everything into this fucking coal. People are starting to wear all mood. My show's all blue. That's what I want. Why do you want them? And dude, you gotta pick a fuck and color for them to come. But do depend on the city. You pick the color blue all believe in the individual who like you're trying to all the individual or all tho- individual. But what do you mean, we are all because they're all also seen voltron, dude? All form the head and everyone else you pick a fucking limb because we are getting into high grass and we're going to build a log cabin dude. We were going to build along, but the point of this Colt fucking, and sucking and share ideas. Oh my God. Keep trying fucking sucking. Yeah, bro. Yeah. All right. So. I just feel like there's nothing positive about this only sharing ideas about what about whatever the fuck. You want do but not dumb shit. What would be dumb shape? Chris. You wanna talk about you want to get too far into sports annoying. Are there things? People are not allowed to talk about it in your. It's like an unspoken rule. I don't really talk about that dumb shit. What if I show up in in my own outfit? Yeah. That's okay. All right. What if I show up upper tier? This an upper tier? We'll do you die. You want to be taken care of? Right. You don't wanna fuck? Go to the very depths of hell, right? I guess nonmeal. You don't. So you wear the blue you have release so slots down respectful. What are you doing here? My core. Dude. Not the place to work normally fucking go this long without taking care of my fucking core. Okay. Well, so I'm just going to chill for a little bit. By the way. All right. You know, I get it. But it's so annoying. How many fucking? Views. I get on your fucking podcast. Because not bad flexibility. I my legs won't go. I really could flexibility. You can do that. I can can you could you ever have. Yeah. Yeah. So so you can do physically I can do better now. Now. Right. So you're better sitting or something that you're better at shooting yourself. You're betting at losing your hair. Is not I'm worried because the Samson affect will take full full bore, which is well, if you lose your hair, we all know, what happened to your career. I'm gonna shave comes desert. Trust me, man. I wanna fuck and shave my head, then I'm gonna get beefy enough to where I'm going to shave my head, and it's going to be a whole different ballgame my baby. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. It is. You wanna talk about Trump's dude, I'm into steroids. I don't get. If I lose my hair, I'll do steroids, and I'll make gap in my teeth. I don't give a fuck. Oh, oh, you think. Oh, hi steroids. Nice to meet you. You think you're going to space might teeth out? No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna take a fucking penny. And I'm going to hammer that shit up in their up beat you to it. You can nice guy upbeat you to it unites guy. Shooting that. Steer is now, not so aggressive. I went from me and super you're not losing morango. Right. A little bit. But everyone does a little bit. When you get older. Don't get on the old piece. Because you got to salvage. Yeah. He's really getting thin. I'm sorry. I am not neck is getting it's losing its character losing shape. My whole family has chairman. They never lost hair. Pop says get here. Yeah. Yeah. But you're not my dad went back a little bit. But it's so fucking your characters. Those middle doesn't. I'm good. I'm good. It'll goes. Djamil goes. It's not gonna give more hair than you had. Yeah. Take pro-peace. Well, you're on it right now be. Yeah. That himself. I actually think I have more hair than I did about fucking two years ago because I've been Josie. Why wouldn't you? Just in case. You know, dude? I can't because I'm worried it's going to run into my house. Well, yeah. You don't. Well, yeah. You don't have to worry about do. But it's weird. Your starts your forehead. I know Eva pro-peace, you just go to straighten your hair is naturally Garo super curly product. Can it gets that ju- from you can shave your a cool? When I was fighting. I saw well, I don't want any trouble, dude. You did did shave yours. Be I used to. How would you have a good head are used to shave? My all the time. Should you can't do pictures online with my? I know this is what I'm saying. Why not do it? I will not does not probably not gonna come back. Yeah. It is. I know it's a hit. You said it only lasts four Chris. Remember? Cute kid right there. Well, the here wasn't great. They're old were you there? I was forty the Hairston there though in the corners here. Yeah. But it was always. No. But you you've probably always had hair like that. Yes. Like, you probably always had that I had a hair transplant, but it didn't really take. Yeah. But when you were young. Like like, how old is he there? Oh, cool groupon. For stand up. No, no grew pot at stand of live far. I've you want six good SAS calf. Look at my face next success. That's amazing. Jeez. They stroll up how about the picture me and Brian scrolling up when I got can I look any gear that third picture in. I mean, I will suck their, bro. Yeah. You're right. You're way bigger. Oh sweater. I am big there though, I was lifting in eating a lot caso. Then not this winter. And this kid them. All right. Well, we look like to game in. Yeah. We really do. That's fantastic. Yeah. Some current events. Sure. We are. We're all getting older all changing guys. Yeah. That's what happened getting old. So have you heard of the Colorado man that kills a young cougar no juvenile cougar didn't? Yeah. This guy was on a hiking trip or no trail within a hiking area. But he was running which made the cougar instincts really want to chase the guy down and when he turned around he saw the cougar. He didn't specify how he choked out the cougar. But he choked it out and killed it. So what made the cougar want to get him? He's he was running food us running. Wow. That's and he killed the cougar by plus on vacating it without locating knows fingers in the nose. Now. Specify exactly you wanted to do that due to a stupid animal like sometimes my dad's daughter just be sitting put my fingers just over the snout and see how long before they move. I'm like, I could kill things. So these fingers that's crazy like with your little girl is your Ted Bundy. But yeah, dude, you look like why is everybody keeps saying so many people tab you like, dude you Chris. I now seven people seventy thousand people say, you don't actually look like there's one picture where you do say Mayes face. But chris. Amount land tack to you. Probably that was in Colorado where they killed them outline, right? That one on the smaller around that one right there. I posted fucking by the way seven years ago up there next to it. We were waving. Yeah. That you post a long time ago years ago, that's wild. God don't like them much. Yeah. Not really did you face like that? Because he's not doing that. I thought that's what he was doing exaggerated. Well comet into. Critique my Ted Bundy face. Okay. If you look like a Minana, bro. I mean, I kind of don't, you know, I heard the movies amazing. It is really good. It's it's a mini series yet. Oh, I'm calling about that we found boring. Do you see the whole thing watched three? The last episode is fucking really so boring. I liked it the the lasts. Wow. The last one is good. Why I just because it's like go. It goes into him getting the chair like he's talking about it. And he finally confesses to all the shit. Did he confessed the God? Because the beginning kinda like all hypothetical and let me know how you kill. I still liked it. But but the last episode is amazing. Yeah. Start here. So it is lunar new year. And there's a video that was released of two grandparents in China while the fireworks going off its year of the pig. Because they can't hear it. It's fucking no idea. This is there is they're so over what the fuck. Hey, that's dangerous. Well, they've also seen one hundred fifty years, I truly don't care. That's fucking years. She's yeah. I think the hardest thing about getting older is not being over everything. Okay. You know, William F Buckley said when he was eighty five they go. Because you know, I think that some ways my worst nightmare young doctors with good medicine Woody meeting get tired of life keep you alive for a long time. That's fucking dark did. Yeah. What else she goes? I don't like what I say stuff. So Hawaii is trying to make a law towards banning cigarettes within the next five years are disagree with it. I don't like any law that bans shit like cigarettes, also accept unless you're a hundred years old, right? Like, yeah. That's not. That's not. Actually, let them do what the fuck. They wanna do. Exactly. It's country less only search like I don't give a fuck if I die government try to legislate good health unless they're trying to. I mean in public. I understand, you know, make sense. But how do we have it worked out with weed when you outlawed that? How'd that work out? I mean, you know. Ridiculous point prime. Can't you can't make things illegal though? Yeah. You can cause murder and rape. Okay. Zeroing saying smoking cigarettes. But you said you come out. To that people make their own choices though. Right. I think murder born the booze was illegal that was in the fucking twenty during prohibition. They called you the prohibition baby. Brian Ted, full, oh dance. Born in nineteen twenty one. So a student came home to our -partment in North Carolina. And she thought that her apartment was haunted because there are some weird things happening when she came home hurt something in her closet. She said Hello. And a man replied, oh, hey, it's just me. And she found that there is a man living in her apartment for the past couple of days, and he was dressed in her clothes in the closet. Did he seems stable? Oh fine ears. He losing it there. He's definitely losing. Oh, my word. He's not. Well, here's a combination of both. So well. It was crazy. And I just think it's sad. You know, what I mean me too because I think he's not in his faculties. However, it's sad. It's your house with kids, and then you're gonna have to shout or not you'd have to there's there's there are people have a fetish and that fetishes to break into houses and jerk off in their house and smell patties in their in their closets. Just to jerk off somewhere that nobody else has and leave your Mark been there done that bro else's house. But also do those way to specific to think that you haven't done it done it. No, no, man. Hey, what are you doing? Do. I start to fucking see my future. And I gotta put my sunglasses on what's your future? Look like did Bri. Don't. But to that laugh. It's disrespectful. It's also super. Super man, you gotta stop at that. I don't like the way you're sitting. Do you think about bringing back the ten minute podcast Cecil? You were talking about rethought about thought about it. We do it differently though. Wouldn't we would you do? Well, we make Brian fuck and take some comedy classes. So we wouldn't interrupt. He wouldn't be fucking big killer. Jones like he always is crystalline. I'll be fucking deepen hilarious bit and Brian. I'll be like do you guys want tacos? And fuck it all up come screeching halt Callen. Chris don't say. You're like a fucking what's the opposite of a juggernaut? I don't know a table, man. Able dude able that doesn't go anywhere for your even looking. Table that doesn't go anywhere for years at a family doesn't even use just put stuff on files. That's what you are dude. And they eat in front of the TV and all that shit, and they never use that that dining room table, man. This too wet liberal. Ning room table, counting your your mouth gets wet. When you get back gets fucking wet. My mouth is like a pussy, dude. It's so great. When you go to kiss a girl. What do you do you ever say anything before you do it? When you when you first time, you're gonna kiss girl. Right. And you're about to go in. Yup. What do you? So your end of the day and a great time. Yeah. And she wants to kiss her. Maybe she doesn't you don't know. What do you do this? I'm a Republican. Why do you say that she might be to throw off? I'm not even Republican, right? I just go. I'm a Republican. That's how you kissed it. Yup. Dude. That's not good meat to making your lips puckered up. I know. And then I go, and then I meet their lives like that. And then I use my lips. And then I stick. That. So I do. Becomes fucking Republican. And I'm not even a Republican. But I make girls were still now when you when you go downtown. Yeah. Do you ever do that? Or are you afraid of you talked about a sideways burger? That you say that to her I say, hey. Wisconsin. Hey, come on be be romantic in your voice would say, hey, baby. Yeah. Making bugger sideways. What does that make bugger sideways because if they're like this chilling, but then they go like this. What I'm talking about? Meet. That I meet the fucking lives at the thing. Same thing. Same thing. So I was better. Inside actually have sex and do it. What do you say that? Well, what's her name Mandy Mandy now? Let's say their name is Penelope Penelope. Okay. So first time having sex. I'm doing it right before. I haven't put it in there yet. No. But I don't say much just like kiss, and I make it nice and fucking make sure to like look at him and use a lot of icon ttacked. And and then right before I climax, what's her name Pinella. Okay. I go like this right before I climax, I go like this. Ooh. Cool. Fun. All right, cool. Have you ever had a girl say something before she goes? She has her thing. I had a girl say I'm going to go. Oh, no. Really because. Yeah. I'm gonna go, you know. Yeah. Shit. I'm going to go before she had an yeah. Not go. I'm gonna go. I'm out of here. Boy. Oh, go. Jimmy like Cher. Just fucking. Yeah. So so that's doesn't romantic. It's this shit. Dude. Penelope arms, cool. And they're like, wait. Wait. Do you not think of cool? Stuff. I figured out how to make it work. Putting? Ask him. Get this right here. Oh person. All Mike though. That's not a drawing. No, that's that's not a Ken doll. Eminem kindle to he's still someone's wallet. And then he was at a bar. And then I guess they have those things where in the chip in the car to shows stolen. So I found out that it was stolen. Call the cops, and he was pretending to be someone else. But it showed the other person. Apparently, he doesn't he's not like that guy at all. This doesn't. Doesn't fuck in KENDALL. He looks fake is shit faced years old. My aunt got really good eyebrows. Though. It look natural Cuche it Brian. No. I thought you. Why is he look he looks like a fucking? Well, he's got I guess who got makeup on browse he painted his eyebrows. On Duracell battery guys. Remember those guys commercial with just like and they had the Duracell in the back. Oh, what you remember nex? All right. The question when it guys like that and he stole wallet. And he's twenty right? He's on the internet is he done for life. Can he ever get a job even fine? He will people will forget he'll changes today's shave when they do a background check. He'll his name will come up. Yeah. That that is true, man. I I was reading this what happening about. I was reading this thing about this Jon Ronson book, and he was saying how fucking it was all about porn, and this guy had like a legit job in a as a nurse, and he was like helping people and found out because of the internet, and when it when it came out, and they were like, you gotta get fired. And he was like a fucking that was governor in Virginia in high school. He did a KKK thing and chocolate face thing. And then they're trying to give them resign. Now, this was in high school also back then in that from what I've heard clients from a black breeze law. Professor who was talking about how I think in that part of the south black face was like a Halloween people Jackson Five. Yeah. Our sold land that remember so eighty four. One. Was. Line within black face plant a black guy. Yeah. Creole ray. So you know, what I'm saying? But the whole country went to that movie. I think it did pretty well. Yeah. Funny. How things change. You know, what's interesting is he did have a K K K guy next to him. So what was that about? Was he what it is? In virginia. Governor will Dax Shepard made a good point. He was saying would the culture in now on his podcast armchair expert. And he said what we're doing now where we're like. So wanna make a mistake or someone does something, and we just fucked and put them in exile, get the fuck out, or if you look at over the time of some great artists like frigging, John Lennon or anybody Casco they had their shit, man. Like, they made some imagine. If so there's someone who's just as Picasso just because John Lennon today who are making mistakes, and we're going. Nope. You're done. No chances. So we're never going to enjoy their talents. Well, so shut-ins people if I give you some perspective, so amazing grace, which is sung by in a lot of black churches is so so it was written by a slave holder. He owned slaves. He had a conversion when he had his conversion realize it was wrong. He wrote the song amazing grace, the reason amazing grace such powerful songs. It's about redemption about change. But how your soul and heart and changed? So the bigger question is that guy was in high school, right? This is a grown man was everybody here different high school. We talking about. You don't do. We all change. I remember when I when I didn't know I didn't know about a gay people. And I had an argument with was twenty. I don't already moved this girl. Twenty-one both our parents were raised by she was raised by a gay couple. Or by the parents turned out to be gay. I was making an argument that I thought gay couples shouldn't be able to loud to adopt children because I didn't know I didn't know, I didn't know gay people. I didn't know I just thought it didn't make sense. I was like that seems dangerous are bad because I was I wasn't taught any differently. And then guess what you change you grow older, and you meet gay people than you. You know, kids are raised by gay people, and you go wait that kids fine. And then somebody goes with them in or foster care or to love and people. Yeah. That makes sense. So guess what? I fucking changed my mind when you were a child. Yeah. I know I was twenty of twenty one what I'm saying is that we can chain growth scroll into that. That's him and Chuck facing a K K K member. Yeah. Weird. He was a kid though, wasn't any saying that's not me. Nineteen years old ghetto play yelling. Nine also nineteen hundred. He not be allowed to be governor. I agree. I think that change if he's I do that. Of course, you can tell poor. Yeah. Moron. All of us. Never made a mistake or something that would be considered offensive. He might not even thought it was offensive back. Then I don't know. I don't know what was going on. Oh, I understand. But I'll let you governor racist. What about Liam Neeson's said you see that that was quite tense? But it was a moment when he was out of his mind somebody deal black was rape. So and he admitted it does that mean he's racist. No does that means a bad guy. No. It means that he was injured watch appeasing. Everybody has moments where they say shit and do things that are not now when you do it you better. Come correct, lose some jobs, especially in entertainment. It's hard. That's a hard thing. I understand people go on wait a minute. You gotta fuck and KKK guys there and you're in black face. I get that you have to explain that. That's what's up is. He the KKK or the black face. They don't know. Apparently. I would be more. I would be more forgiving black-faced than guy. I would never have just been a KKK thing. And I think I'm house those scared of him. My dad at talks to me that in that. I just never thought that I would have thought that was very -fensive didn't need to that back. Yeah. I mean, you know, what I mean? Like, if a black guy sees me a black dude sees me as as a K. What's funny about that? How about that black guy last night calling you out with your scar from delta ear that was the best? I'm standing I'm wearing a scarf. And he goes he goes is that a I never wear scarves. And you guys are already give me shit about. Because you get that off of American Airlines. And I go what? And he goes. Did you take that given that by the airline, I go? No. And he goes he takes off me goes. Yeah. You were and it says clouds dot com. Why did you give scar? From. I don't know my mother's or something. Why would they give scarfs first class or something to dude? I had a buddy, and he had these sunglasses that he would always wear and we were walking one day down the street. It was fucking twenty-something respectful during the story. And and I'm talking I'm looking at them as a rock and next to each other. And I say do your fucking sunglasses say. ABC support. And he says what? And does it say ABC sports on the a real small thing? And he was like, no. And I was like yet does and he was like the fucker you talking about. And he was like oh my God. He was wearing these fucking cool dope. Sung said ABC spoke different three. I don't know, dude. But we laughed so hard man, and I never talked to him again because I friend. Frenette fool, Chris. That's not. It's not got this right here. This is supposed to be one of the coolest punters. I don't like guy that does that actual post punter punter for Miami hurricanes. He's crazy, Jack. That is the punters exports hundred fifteen pounds. Oh shit. Wow. Even Sports Illustrated picked it up like a cool as punter funny, and he has a video just little kicking video. Right there. I mean, I don't know much about these kicks. If it's good or not, dude. Played for Miami's pretty fucking good. The only thing is how old is twenty four my ass. He's twenty four playing for Miami. Visit usually younger than that like nineteen years or you could he could he could not went to college. Right. I mean diversity you could always wait for the. For the soccer, and it was like all new collagen community. So you could do that in another civil you can be thirty. And my quarterback Joel Klatt was like twenty seven and I was nineteen what the advantages take euless. So they literally are just there's no age on it. They literally are just picking this because he has tattoos because he's big because he looks different for that. Yeah. -sition? Very strange. Yeah. Also didn't know that's very. Twenty four years old. He looks older to pharma killed. So then when he hits pro if you ever went pro he might be fucking twenty nine or something. It's crazy. It's really weird. I had I had no idea. I thought that was a eligibility in that sports starts when you enter does could be kicker probably say, you couldn't play football all that time. And then come back to college, obviously. No, he like you'd have to like a lot of guys get drafted in major league baseball. Right. And they go play beach baseball and come back and go college football. You can do that. Right. Can't do the term pro. If you're eligiblity never started. The clock starts once you enroll in school. Whether no matter what you do outside of it. Chris Winky was oldest like what does he get? All right. This year. So shaggy from Scooby doo. He there's memes going around in the gaming world that he was supposed to be a playable character in the new moral combat combat eleven though sense, but we have no idea with a gain so much steam that there was like three hundred and forty thousand some signatures to make it happen that many. Yeah. Forty thousand signatures. Chris you play video games. Don't. So they made him carry. It was it was rumored people got people started loving it. But then it turns out is not going to be character. Cool. I I don't. I wish I played video games. They look fun. But every time I get a controller on legless. What the folks I don't wanna have to be born I in the video game. You know what? I mean, you're gonna learn how to walk and stuff, and they're like, this is how you want to learn the shit. I just wanna fucking jump and fucking shoot. Would it be face as I said, what did they say? Do this. What do you do during the day? It would have saved saying that you could always just go nothing. No. I work out. I thought in every day it's kind of nothing to pretty much do most. I'm on the road a lot getting bags. You know, how that goes? Yeah. You got many better during the day nothing. My father met a Duke like a Duke from England can they were having dinner. My what are you doing? He goes nothing nothing. Left it that way. My father was a business dinner. And this guy was Duke. He was. Yeah. Royalty and said what are you doing? He said nothing nothing. For. My father was like, okay. How do you follow up with fucking aristocrat? I've nothing nothing until home. I God, dude. That guy is my hero too. I know I've never met. Anybody? Just does nothing. Raising money. Yeah. Awesome. Nothing. Nothing to do with us. I just want more. He was a Lord this guy. So he was trying to rob a Popeye's chicken in New Orleans and the register wouldn't open so he just took fried chicken and left. Oh, wow. He's feeling. Because I mean, he couldn't get to the cash them is. We'll get something. I guess last time had Popeye's chicken. It's really good. It's all right. That's great. Maybe he was just trying so hard for so long that eventually he got he worked up some fuck this money. I give me the chicken. Maybe. Well, good luck to that. Man. I feel like everyone's energy's gone down. Do she just show lights off and lay down? That's. Sushi dude, I'm song. We we're going to go eat and Brian's going to sushi. Sugar fish on you, your should awesome for it. Really is right up the street longer sugar fish. All right. Let's let's shut the lights off taken up. Down. But he good. Let's do quick song. And we'll all sing song. I'll start and then you add it you had to read. Can I get a beat? Can you give me sort of better? Let's just kinda do something really on your poet. Nice. That's shut the lots down on our live some times. You gotta take a break. You gotta decide that rat race. His just too long h Inc. Cut the lights. Go nuts to butts hour in the middle. It's gonna feel so good. I don't know if that's a good idea. Maybe we should live our lives. Two-way? We'd been living them and knock own have insects with the lights and never ever listened to Brian. Because we all the lights out and nuts, but's that's make sure we wrap it up and look each other in the eye. Let's. Person run a train on the dock bust in the bus in on Chan respective houses. And with the. What are you saying? Own respect to have sins. Each other. I'll do man in Beverly Hills. You do yours in wherever you live yours. Eric. I'm not, but I don't know. Jewish. Uh-huh. Could being Parlamento. Orrick should be wings too. I don't really know. About it. Because I don't want to bring the times. Who knows what's going on? With your sit. You. I don't know what the show knows. In not. The snow. I'm not sure what you're talking about. But be quiet anyway. This song was on made. It's not reading. Raising kid put out.

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TFATK Episode 432

The Fighter And The Kid

1:40:32 hr | 2 years ago

TFATK Episode 432

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Senate going to set a here on them. Then I felt in chicken chickens. I think you'd be surprised I think you'd be surprised haven't Kenny fight club spiked club bike club kids. Got the piece on them on them a couple one to Cutie pies. I still got it baby lift your shield and now from the honored studios in Playa vista, California. Is the moment you've been waiting for the final and the kid is coming at you. No, no, we're not live. It doesn't make sense. We're not live. We don't. And now, it's the fighter and the kid. Chart live live happy Monday. Brandon wanted to thank the people in of Austin viewers. Awesome. Dude, Boston, Boston, Texas. Don't say no it was raining celebrating the New England Patriots win. No. No, dude. No, bro. I'm talking about osthaus Tyn. No awesome. Home adjusting, my boy, Mark. We had a good time. I love it there chaps cities. All I love Justin best. That's the French. Yes. Places. I ate there. Every night eight steak I like steak down there. It's dark so fucking good. I feel like I'm a vampire in New Orleans. I know me to read wall subversive subversive in cozy is fully to bull. He hope guy. A friends placed us to a man if you all straight, and you step into a French place you on walking weird by we're. I mean, we keep it just don't don't just don't label me anything, bro. I want to do what I wanna do. Don't put me into a corner. It's all he sucked. The boys off to do what I want to. And I'm in Austin sometimes and also eat some Asas Chaffetz do wild. That's right. Awesome. Does have a lot of that you you'll be in there. In your waiter might be you know, might be somebody who is gender very gender nonspecific. And it's all good. It's all good. That's why everyone I'd say what's up cowboy or cow person. Nope. Hey, everyone Madeline what's up cowboy really they like it? I say Hello cow per non binary gender specific Pirlo cow, Cassie Hello, human, cow, human human high. Cal time though, you could live out there. I sure could live out there. I sure could now not in the summer. I don't know if you know about the summer, but it's about. Thousand degrees. Either me, man. Well, I I can do Vegas in the summer miserable Vegas, isn't too bad. But I want you to take this heat. And then I want to add I want you to get want you to add they using desert percent while I've been there been Houston the summer that's used the summer here. It's hot locusts. I'm not too worried though because men doors, he we'll see you are endorsed. But very rarely hanging. That heat is like a big old wet blanket on you do well in wet. He my skin doesn't my hair gets curly breakout. Get super sweaty. But yeah, I could live in Texas. There's one place that you live outside California, Texas. I I would agree with you one hundred percent. I like the people of Texas I renew why like it 'cause it's so vast and wide. I don't have to see people. Here's the other reason. I like it. I could have Tigers and lions I think there are more lions and Tigers in Texas than any other place in the world. This is cool though. And there's no state tax now. Listen, man, it's America America. And as awesome has that like Austin has also a little bit. Well, yeah, that's true. But often you'll see a hipster with a fucking nose ring. But he's also packing a piece. Yes, I liberal, but we believe in Gus shoes. Well, yeah. Don't liberal, but we're still yes. But this tax still property sees step over I may have tattoos on neck, and and I'm wearing birkenstocks, but I'll fill you fill alleged shows. A kept city are the best the best buy that. Outfit. The I did buy this shirt there. I said. Nice. I was like maybe I'll just get a little crazy to get it. Of course, stag bag provision out here. Stags on any. So I go there, and I got I want to go here because this store it's an individual store. The guy goes. I buy a bunch of stuff because he recognized him, bro. Bro. I'm celebrity, and he goes, drums liberty, and he goes. Do you go one on advocating house? A fuck. I forgot about that those story. Yeah. Well, instead of packing, it all I could have gone advocate, but you pull you pulled a little Wayne, you something about traveling you want you want to do money when I like, you know, what sure have a great outfit, then I packed from home want to wear something new tonight. You feel better about it doesn't feel like doesn't feel like money somehow, it feels like play money or something. It's very strange feel like you're gonna McKay. She just want to fly for your show. Correct. Wore that for your show almost almost almost decided in Austin. I'll do some dumb shit like I'll walk by a store with like huge belt, buckles and cowboy boots and hats, and I'll go did as well. You know what I mean? I'm like, I mean, there's no rule that says I can't walk around with the big buckle. Some a pair of Lucchessi untempted muster skin, boots and a fucking hat with. No one's going to look double team out of a hat and the bell buck. Why can't Brian the kid calendar? Fifty to turn a new leaf and become a cowboy, you know, what I'm saying could get land. Yes. Lan- work in the work in the land for I met, a young lady there who is a at the at the show and talking to her and bunch of people. I said what did you do? She goes. Well, I grew up on a cattle farm. I was like what she goes. Oh, yeah. I'm a cow. I mean, I drive cattle. I bet she could melt your dick better than anybody in that state. Bro. Can you not? Can you not? I was about to say that she competed in barrel racing and you had to say because I said Cal. She was she drove steer. And you said, I bet she could milk. You're saying out loud you Monday. I think ask your money didn't cross your mind short. Did it just squeeze those others. I guess what? When a girl works my dog. I don't I don't get on all fours and have her Milt Madama. No. I. Unless she's gonna eat the mess. She's gonna unless she's gonna work my my bunny hole. Milky force, and you just milkman dawn. You know, I may have done that once in my life footy, a friend of happen. We do we know this when he went in for a massage you're talking in. We we got legitimate size. And we thought he was doing the same. Go we go in his room. He's on all fours getting milk like. But it's huge headed Korean lead. Just to. I know. Headed were milk. No, given the dick the old Indian rug bernards like. No only seven hundred podcasts. Shadow Austin in though, shutouts they give in Indian rug burns. Yeah. Listen how awesome is the is the spot, man. Did you watch Super Bowl? I watched the Super Bowl not surprised the pats found a way to get done very AM's defense up. Yeah. Yeah. Do you watch the Super Bowl? I did where am I place by yourself actually at my sister's place. What am I saying? I was my sister everything placing your sisters my sisters. I did watch. You did. I watched the whole thing. He's carrying boring a very impressed with with the Rams defense. But again, if the Rams offense couldn't get it done couldn't getting off, and you Belshazzar and find a way he's a mastermind. Oh, you guys think McVeigh's the new you think he's the answer the the gods gift of football. Very good news for a hot second seen it before going to shut it down. That's right. That's what that's right. And I'm gonna find some such a boring game. They'll even after a scoring game Super Bowl radio. It was a very weird way to win because they'd already one like you you knew once he missed that that field goal and also. Over the four minutes left. They were dry at about the two you knew there's going to melt the cloud Brady and gronk and even the coach like cool, man. Yeah. We want to get their six one right now. And I like when she was like, do you? Do you see yourself? I mean, are you have you done it? Do you think he goes on? Now, man. I I want to keep doing this. I want to see Brady plants at least forty five and I think he could because he's not cutting injured, and he told them to love the CEO's. I'm gonna stop playing when I suck right now. I'm pretty damn good. The best one hundred percent best of all time and ballot. Check is. Of course, the great genius of all now now. So we've we've recap the game doesn't matter by seeing games. Bullring? I'd like to do is talk a little bit about my assessment. Now, I think maroon five or anybody who performed at halftime. It's getting a lot of shit. I think it's unfair. This is a Merrill football. You're allowed to perform. I don't think it means. You're into all these all these people like it doesn't mean you're into police says it's none of that. You know, they didn't get paid for it. Right. You know, they took the money. They're gonna pay them the five hundred grand so shut the fuck up everybody now. Plus how many black people were part of that performance? Yeah. A lot a ton. It's at this America big boy from Super Bowl and football is America. And it's a time when everybody comes together it's time for people come together. So so just because you perform at halftime doesn't mean the shot your virtual support that they don't hire calling capper Nic some of that bullshit. All right. So which on dude? But. You can't take your shirt off. Now. I know you have probably a different point of view on. I love Adam living. Yeah. I know I think he has some sugar in this tank though. Well, we're going to talk about that too. We'll talk about that too up in Brentwood, by the way. I believe wealthy kid is all good talented. I I think he's talented. I like his voice I like I like the way he looks. I thought his would be hotter on those girl. I want to see her. I wanna see his girl. But here's the thing. Say it again when it took when he when he had the tank top on Ford. Pretty cool. Little short short short little short this. I'm cool. Yeah. Gangster. Yeah. This. Yeah. Suck you day. Well, I don't mind about that. This a little choker is, bro. That will. Okay. And that's probably true too. I even forgive the shortness you got the tank top. I went. Oh, all right. You got your sleeves you work in your arms. I like it. I'm not mad. I'm gonna give you a pass. You like to Travis lot Jordan's all that. I don't mind that. And I don't mind if you're gonna be on if you're if you're a rockstar, and you have a tank top on let you go. Lanta middle of winter and you take shared off. Now, it's a little bit like when we were at a gym you, and I and a guy was working out with his shirt off at a very good body. But I remember you looked and I go it's got a great body. You working out like that bunch of other guys who you hear a lot of athletes, and you said something to the effect of. You can't do that. I don't do. It. Can't you can't do it? Now, it take your shirt off eight. Here's my problem is brokered. Hey, Adam, you got a great body. Congratulations on shaving your torso. Getting all those fantastic tattoos. You couldn't be mooring doubt, California. And all that shit. You made it a little bit about yourself. You're trying to be too sexy. You could left it alone. I was very happy with your sexy with the tank top the he was voted. Hey, no sexy. Of course, I two years ago. Of course, he was people's magazine's sexiest man, sure. Then you take your shirt off. Now, this is the Super Bowl bodied up though. He's bodied up nice day. My sister and her friend relied leave him alone, leave him alone. I went I understand you want my girls reason, you get what you should get more Tet to those are good as all they go that. And that's, but again, a lot of decoration the reason you can't take your shirt off is because you look that good. There's. Actually, there's actually that reason. Let us like tonight ripper though, we're dudes, bro. Hey, bro. There are a lot of guys. They they've good bodies like that not allowed. I mean, there are people that can do this. You're making it about yourself. Now. It's already a little bit controversial just sing the song other band was like, right? The rest of what do you take your shirt on moving around for weekend? It SAT's got on. He got greedy. He got a little, greedy. You got your tanked up on. I'm happy. I give you a pass by two men and chains on hanging around his neck. Now, you take your shirt of now, you're getting greedy night trying to turn all the girls on and you're being delivered about it. And you may sell in the guys though because some of those moves went, oh, okay. Sure. That's not how most folk move when they're in the women. All of his moves on it. I have zero problem with actually celebrated. Yep. Sugar and you take now now, I'm not sure. All right. Well, that's okay. Fine. Little twin care and then some. Oh, no. Well, he he's probably taken a lot of dance classes because he was probably a show biz kit. Sure, Kelly, I hear it. So you take a lot of dance those moves weren't, Dan. Well, those those moves were again flare their flair. I let me show you my feathers. This isn't enough for me. I got bling around my neck. I got tattooed everywhere. It's not enough. Now, I gotta move my hippie hips. You know, what you're onto something here. It's not enough that every woman wants to suck me off. I'm trying to get the do. Thank you. That's where you cross the how you cross the line because you're getting greedy with all jetty some for the rest, you can't greedy with all the genders. And I'm telling you right now. True or false is talented is good stuff. I can't hang out with a guy like that. That's not a dude I ever hang out with not not hanging out to judge brew. I'm judging them. Maybe. We'll hang out. It'd be friends. Nope. Nope. Looks a little bit like a tool as these talented. And I like, and I think he's got a good voice. Love the ban to bit of a bit of a tool. I thought I thought the whole Super Bowl. Travis Scott was not good the Baio came out. That's spun this tallies, man. Yeah. What was that thing around this fucking waste? Louis. Vitton belt of some sort of terrible. Terrible. Terrible belt is Jordan's dumped on I'll probably by. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He could've left himself alone though. Without that ridiculous belt. There's a whole there's a whole lot of Falun to the crowd in the cruise. A lot of things happen this weekend. You know, I'm Levin has sugar in his tank. Basically saw Batman is on PD's. When I saw Joe Rogan post a picture of a tesla and send me pitch went, bro. Bought a tesla. Yeah. Call 'em picture of it personally this. Nope. You did he called me up? He goes, I'm converted, bro. I what do you mean? You got the hundred d it's got some deluded ludicrous. Patty ludicrous. I guess it's so quiet and facil-. Yeah. A no now though that he's got that hundred d I go I want to get you get one. I'm getting seventy five day. I know and I was like maybe I'll get to go. And here's the best part. We're dealing he. And I have different cash flow. I do well. But I how much did it cost. And he goes, he doesn't know. He goes, I don't know. He doesn't know. That's when you got cash when you go. I don't know. Yeah. But either way I can't get into the test limit. I just can't be one hundred d I've driven them. Yeah. It's just you drove the fast as driven a man. It's just not for me. I understand. I understand this you need petrol. I don't know it just doesn't do anything for me. Maybe if I drive the Porsche one that's coming out the electric portion one because they make a better car. It just doesn't. It doesn't excite me. I don't hate on them. Cool. You like him. I get like people like I feel like your car your car. And now all cars now that have that that engine sound. It's actually computer generated right? Yeah. I think your engine is bullshit. I think your engines, quiet. Let's for the test. Like your engines bull shined? Do 'em sorry to do this. You might as well, we talked to me about the Chinese government. They've know much about that as. This week engine noise speaker. And so you're letting the bushes now you and you're like mom. I feel like a man, but it's bullshit, dude. You have to suck a guy to get the tesla. How's that work you go on to use go? Hey, here's my main card. I might as well be driving a tampon down the dune. All I'm going say if you and Rogan are going to race, please take with your portion that silly fan. Please do me a favor. Please take take a step back. Take a step back. Get yourself warm glass of milk and drink that down. And then take yourself a nap because you're not in the same league, is ludicrous pack as he laughs at you. Again. He thing. Thing can lose goes. I live my life one quarter mile and gives me one hundred grand racism. Yeah. I'm not racing anybody. I'm too old for that. But his. I don't care wake Lou and all yours. Now got a big fan. You know, you should know. Here's what each car after. He has get done sucked in the boys off at tesla lineup. You're too stupid. Toy cars that are don't call up your ipads with four of my stocking. Toy lineup your ipads. And I'm gonna get in my new fucking wrapped or go. Cute. Cute coot. Right. The fuck Hofer. Yeah. Hey, hockey, he do that wouldn't make a fuck in Dina my car on my chug is wouldn't make tenting kink. He may Dan are I've had and the take you the stupid kiosk gotta fix it. Don't call it an ipad. Man, you try out my faith. So you gotta raptor. Yeah. I did. Brian got some horsepower on it. Yeah. About six hundred man's thinks tuned to the Gill trick it out. Sure did who makes the raptor four or does ever heard of. American man. You got an American truck. Yeah. Bro. The Batta strict gives you gotta just run us over. Yep. Bring your stupid electric ipad. I'm going to run it over you and Rogin what's the sound again. Jink you hear this? My neck when you wanna ride in my vehicle. It ain't happening. Come on. Did you waste guests? Don't do that be such a fucking gas cover. Oh, here's the bully other road. You wanna drive San Francisco? Yeah. Oh, cool charge your car four times on the way. Well, they have spots. I can wait miserable. I had I had to go to supercharge. There was there was a line. I had to wait until people were done Tesla's these days in LA. It's kind of the new if the standard nine eleven like agents, get them those dick suck and agents get them because they think they're cool. They don't know cars. So that good Tesla's chicks dig Tesla's, and they get that. Yeah. That's what Tesla's now now. But not my I have got midnight midnight. Black dictating. I think it's called midnight. Dean cool did Dink my car for gene. Hey, gene. Gene that you're doing it like an afterthought, you just ruined my car. You don't give a fuck. Would you couldn't be more opposite? So the raptor. I know. I'm telling you know, you tricked it out what what? What like you trick it out with? Well, it came tricked out first of all with carbon fiber hood, complete lift back its suspension dispension so major in because I am gonna four wheel it. You sure aren't four wheel. Sure ain't by four. I mean, go over the tracks at the mall. Yeah. Exactly the suspension. So big go on for cut out the bed because the shock stick out of the bed. That's important. That's important extra five grand for that. Obviously. I don't know. Hey, I don't know fuck and be Rogin broke. Don't try to be broken. I don't ask me. How much that costs DNA and making me mad today? Dude, you guys are making meement dude I box. I keep boxing in the back of my test that you lose all credibility on the street and drive tesla. Not man that thing I gotta just charge. It talking about cars now Medusa you Rogin be a question any car. I. Do you think I should? No, you're out, dude. Both you got a new super has. Has. You guys are out man. You being super me? I'm mad bro beat up. I feel like both my friends transition. I feel that Rogan was the last to go lasted the true last Truman that dude had a barracuda. Had a Kobe a Shelby Cobra Shelby Cobra. He had all this. Haakon? You like you feel like he has transition, man. It's heartbreaking. Do you wanna hear like an episode? I am jazz with Rogan abrupt. You know, what I had a weird feeling like I've never done this to Rogan. But as he was telling me, he got his new tesla, you really liked it. No, no. I had this really weird impulse to go. Hey, we've been friends a long time. And he I know you love me, and he'd go. Yeah. And I go, but like a longtime longer than anybody else. You know? It'd be a yeah. I can't ever release your tension. Can I know? No, that's not what I was gonna say happened in a movie I documentary, I just want. I want to see if a wave blow your mom wanted to ask him. I wanted to ask him literally at this impulse my stylish self to go can I have your icon. I want to hand and be like. Yeah. And just give it to me. The bronco. Yeah. I like that he said used to have a Bronco. Yeah. But it was twenty five thousand dollars. It wasn't. It wasn't how much you're paying for your stupid ipad. Tell me about we Bronco. Tell me about released, dude. I went so hard in the paint on blow the belt, and I gave people spoiler alert split. Again. I can't stop talking about on that Cessnas. And I'm give the whole Nudo and blow built people can be pissed here. Here's what you need to know. It's called the -ducted in plain sight. Skewed scares me starts molesting this girl. This little girl. Yep. Says he's a pedophile. And then he infiltrates the whole family starts fucking the mom as well. As months than the sister. And would stay the night in the daughter's room house the daughter young like twelve thirteen fourteen. So then this of the pants go. Okay. Whatever they're weird. So he starts fucking the mom, right? Then too. So he doesn't get in trouble. So they can't know that he's no they they said they didn't. But they definitely did a day and your daughter's bed. Here's the other thing that they show the dad talking fat out of shape. He's hands us stomach like this talking about the daughter, and the mom how unbelievable what they did. Because he had any picked him up from work. He's you know, he's one are close friends going vacation with them. We're driving. He starts talking about house relationships not going well with his wife and how he enjoys sex. It looks over at me. And goes I need help man. Can you help release the tension, and I start laughing like this? Classic. And he goes, so I did the worst thing in my life. I've reached over and I gave him a hand job. What did I do? Yeah. Broke one a weird world. This guy was just off television. I've ever seen. What's it called a buck done planes in plain sight, and I don't wanna give any more of the premises sound. That sounds like, you know, that's going to be a movie in no time. I think there are sold the rights. But when he what a this is to this in the seventy studio. Oh, I gave him in released them of tension with my hand. Yeah. You fought them, bro. Yeah. You miss your. Yes, for sure. And guess what the reason why he did that he's such a such about because they're they're in the church latter day saints. He knew that Fran upon so your school. You're going to rattle me about molested your daughter. I'm gonna tell the entire city. I'm tired neighborhood that you're homosexual your house of man. I hey, what's up guys back? It's going on nothing. Much just came from best. Buy house best bond makes cat. That's why you're still killing it. I don't know. It looks kind of sad. Does it? This geek squad. Yeah. You see the geek squad, boys. Well, when I bought a TV they were like now, which cable do you want might? We've got a one quarter percent cotton copper there. This is the two percent copper that'll be eighty five dollars. Go get the fuck outta here. With your terrible marketing. Give me the fuck and cable, I want the cheapest one shot the fiberoptic one for the best some bullshit. What is this? Michigan had the right who Jackson. Can you play the guy? I want to see the guy you're talking about Mr. be. Yeah. I wanna see the real about wait is that the daughter to what it was the as Mr. be riots. Mr. be right, then that's really gross. He's seen this cat. I've heard about it has seen document young daughter. That's the kid. I would cut that dude's head off with a knife. Play that trailer chin people like that are the some evil shit paper and be seeking me talking about this time here this one. But I I it was not me, I'm bald even docked nothing makes me happy. And then a documentary, and I like to judge people that don't watch it because I feel like I'm smarter after what done. Yeah. And this one you don't watch all documentary. It'd be even bad ones, dude. This is the crazy shit. I've ever stood the guy ever get caught that he ever. I don't want split. If you listen to blow the Bill for everyone. I got to see this don't tell me because I want to watch it. But I do want to kill Mr. virtual catching effervescent wonderful person. We became very good friends. He was so engaged with the kids too. I mean, he really was fun. He could give me a great feeling about myself. I was attracted to him. Oh. Jan Broberg and Robert Burston had unnatural relationship. I loved him as deeply as I've ever loved anyone. What brother was always effectual perver-? He always did like little girls. Hersholt said I wanna take John out horseback riding when she didn't come home. I was a little nervous nationwide Cirque. Jan went with me voluntarily being in Aytyan and mind, washing the mission was that I was to have a child that would save the alien planet by the time. I turned sixteen. The Broberg say the attack still continue to crop. It's not a one goal was to seduce Jan Rober. And if he had to destroy the family. He would. Never be anybody for me. But can never. Well, fortunately, people that need a bullet to the head of the new Justice, bro. I got to see it. Now, the dad Jack that guy off all the guy the dad looks like a very weak. He such fucking coward. You watch. You do that the parents should be in prison. Yeah. But they're just they're just week. Dum dums. Don't listen to sound done their homeboy. Great steals. The daughter comes back goes, listen, I'm went Saul therapist in California. They said because I was younger don't tell me. Don't tell me. I got to see this. Now. I got to see it all I need. You know is that guy in the right jacks? The doctor off. That's incredible. Can you release some tension? This is my dog. Guys, probably gay, by the way, family. Yes. Right. I mean, come on. And by the way, like you said, did you touch it? Or did you use your do in the seventies hand jobs? Yeah. It's like a kiss on the cheek. Want you to go and pray about it back? Do they fucked in the seventies? And well in the seventies it was post pill pre aids. So there was there was crazy amount of casual sex, but she grew up to be a young lady. Yes, she's gorgeous. But you should know. But she's very attractive. Drake. Line to her. Yeah. Well, we'll we'll talk. We'll talk thank you for bringing attention to that. You gotta watch. Well, have you broken down the fights? That are coming up this weekend, bro. I do show for Showtime. All right this weekend. Sanderson does Anderson have a chance I think is people think why Simpson Silva get into the title shot is style Benner going to respect them. Too much. Not on leash the fury like he can on them. Yeah. Which I don't think style Bedard Saab lights like a goddamn Brazilian Christmas. Right. Without bender a high level kickboxer before that. Okay. Tons of fights. Yeah. But again, no one really moves like the other thing is, you know, Aniston civil it make sense. He's a world class, boxers. Well, he embarked box Mary trying to compete against Roy Jones like his boxes phenomenal. I think the most people think I think Salva buck in kicks. So he's young. It's like I was thinking about with Ryan Bater words like. Veda words like you got a guy who I think when you get to be forty two whatever he is your reaction time is just slower you're going to get caught even thirty five feel a little slower. Do you slow down your bat? Speed baseball. You hit thirty five. Exactly when you hit thirty five. You're not supplementation. Supplementing. Your is going to slow down. No matter what. And that's why guys couldn't hit those fast balls as they got older. But suddenly, you're thirty eight and you're crushing home runs, dude. You know what man when you're right? You're right. So you gotta take. So that's why my boxing, I gotta get on onto your T. Lease your face cleared up to did you see I listened to Rogan's killer boots, man. These are blunt stone's throw watch how you talk about blunt stones because you're insulting all of stralia. We have a lot of Australian fans. Yeah, I've been there on tour. You never been out there. So what them boots are terrible raining loves those right now. Yeah, it's raining. How are you? These are who'll slow and show up in them boots. These are cool boots pro sweet killer boots man that I slipped Mon. And I slipped off stretching my hands right now feels nice I can never get. My hands lose tight hamstring. Always help me. What see I got you got works. But I just wanted to help. I know she was just driving down the road to see how all right. So here we go. I'm are you driving the pedophile? Yeah. And you're driving and I'll be dad, dad. Foaming thrown tight man tie where dick. St. just raging lately, man. Don't you have a way to get? I did they can care of dad. I did. I just was just the ball. What are you doing? I can see it over your whole thing. It's literally over your hurts. Looks like them stress Myron each just my I would that thing look super purpose. If out ahead of me some aspirin, right? I'll do whatever I can just suck me off. Bull. Is that dot into the trance? Yeah. Yeah. And you'd suck me off. This is the seventies. You don't have a fucking test, bro. Nowhere near car, bro. I put on auto pilot and you're driving. This is crazy boot. This is my favorite thing to do with macho guys some of these talking about you being strong, these tough hike in fight I go what can what kind of questions? Heavyweight. He goes. Yeah. Who the fuck wasn't? He said who was how he goes. So it'd be kick your ass right away. What I go. He would he could fuck you, dude. You know that right? You're grown, man. Brennan could if he wanted he could fuck I tell you more than just peachy up taught films to do a lot of boxing, which Glenn like this. This is the best and we're going to tell them someone's joking United ground. I'm I'm just I'm really curious about this. He goes if I like grabbed you so you just walk into lunch. And I grabbed you could I take you down like how fast could you could take you down. If I just like surprise, you a single. Until I turned flowing. There's nothing he could do. There's nothing to let them try and show them. I like. Just give them your leg. Give me your do. You tell you being serious. He could not stop laughing at so fun. You serious. No, nothing nothing to do in the. Nothing. No. Grabbing? Twist break. I really did. Try to take you down. That was hilarious. Yeah. Brune the party. Yeah. You sprawled on me in my ear was read for just started. Just stop being it was all swollen. I cried for Tim Kennedy. You don't want try to take drugs. Did we do drugs? We did we did DM t was that that was. That was. Are you? Sure, I'm went through. I'm like why was like crying like that? Interesting. Holdup could not stop cross. Oh, brennan. I did we did DM T DM t. DM T DM t. Trip. We didn't know. Did that? Right. We we didn't know where what I watch is. We didn't know what to expect. I'm into psychedelics. Now. I've never I haven't done it. I wanted to acid next. Listen, if you're young and listening, this don't I'm too deemed. Deemed lasette. I'm I I don't have any money young. Okay. But if you're an adult it's up to you but off DOT, so I'm not a drug guy. Right. I'm never never cocaine. Not even we'd right not really a booster. So we did we find out. We're going to we're going to be invited. We're invited this quote unquote, ceremony by a shaman who will remain nameless. And Brennan revoked. Yeah. Saying. Yeah. Were saying look like. Going to do this. I'm not going to push out. Well, we're really right. So we're like all right. Well, here goes if I hadn't been with you. I think I would have been a bitch. I would been skinned you smoke it. It was to me borderline life-changing. Wow. I'm a big believer in trying. Then we did it again. I wanted to keep doing it to this. I don't know. So so the first one it was like I shot off into the heavens surrounded by a warm. Gold cloud, and I got up into this cool area. The Seguin is like in space was just me to hear you. And you heard you laughing and you sound like you're in another dimension. You were like. Hyena? I'm serious. I was laughing so loud Aubrey. We'll bro chill. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm such a grant it was it was the most. I thought I was there for three days we got to how long was up there. He goes thirty sec. I know why pants down. I know it is an incredible thing. That's right. I never noticed together. I never put his ears Asami. They they get out. That's why he's like we're just doing it with you guys. Right. Evan are old produce they went into these right leaves? Then the next day. We have the party. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna motion dude. I cried like I cried when I shot my special. I cried when I was coming central. I cry went about my raptor. So the thing is. So the next like I'm not that big of a emotional run up with Tim Kennedy. He did the. We love him. And he goes, I'm just worried about him. I don't want him to die a great geigo to hold on. I'm talking water works. Like, I've never cried so hard in my life talking to my wife, and I'm talking on the phone, I've some sun. And I'm talking about. So that's good. Yeah. All right. Then I'll talk to you. We'll see like my dog. I'm like. You wanna tell or you want to? Bragman this time. See you soon. And thing. Yeah. No. I'll be home. He goes you serious right now. Very. He was like he was hold up Brennan's crime. Let me tell you about two. Are you shitting? And I know I'm talking snot I had to go into the party and leave him in the car. I tell Brian don't tell everyone in here. Crying a few to get my shit yet. Tell them I have allergies too. I walked in the Croydon. I go. All right, guys, Diana's weeping in my car doesn't make sense now hundred percent because it was one hundred percent. I loved him Kinney's people on earth. I'll do anything for that, man. But I wouldn't cry like that. That's so interesting because we have such a great podcast. Residue. So interesting. That's so interesting affected, you that deeply that makes total. I know. Like to we it was bizarre. Does that ever happen you? Yeah. I'll wake up at like three or four in the morning and a bit I've been working subtle trigger. Dare it is. Yes, then the same thing. I don't know why it came to me is the reason recruiting 'cause you're like holy fuck that happened four years ago. Yeah. Something like that. That was fun. It's incredible. Dude. We should I it with more chicks. We should all who. That's what I'll ask those trips is like all these guys. Let's go to let's go to brew you look around. It's like just one hot twenty-something after another in like some summer. Hey, hey, guys. How's the spiritual journey guard? This is an excuse to bang smoke. This I Awal skin. So in the guy there Jeffrey guy, it's all one big excuse to bang its guys fight bulls because they want chicks to light coming up. Maybe we should do a little damn with Aubrey and get. Weird. We should wear mask and frigates other. Just match. And then relieve my hand stop talking about you talk coming and you can't stop talking about sucking relieving tension now. And now, you the giant wants me to wear a mask, and you and you wanted to DM t it's my and you're looking at me like a hawk it's the my bird. It's the blue. I'm not the guy guy on guy love. No. I said ask we invite a bunch of hot. I don't know because you. My birthday picture this. I'm Batman kind of. I'm not going anywhere near you. When you're on DM t full love and a mask on. This is watch shut. You don't want awesome. I'll get there. And be like, oh, we're all the girls. Are they couldn't make it there? One time. Let's head of guys house, very rich. Doctor he had us drop not Mali, both the other thing. What's the theme? MBMD that his Molly. Shamali and he goes do tons. This is a while ago. We're all in the hot my brothers. Their Cody all fighters ton of big studs. We all drop Molly a ton of it is girls. Come by the truckload sweet. We're all fucking shredded. This is Dr adopting, and we're all we always had. We are suspect that a young Zion young lions raging raging. Yeah. In the hot tub world sitting around in fun of my brother goes, we're all highs. My brother goes guy. Greg is. Chicks. We're all high. We're like, yeah. We're all the truth. And he goes the should be here. I'll know when the company they don't show. I mean who the doctor knows Proventil show. Well, really goes fuck that me it's called trap. That's called a cartoon. No girl showed up one girl showed a wits full of dogs now. Yeah. One female show. Yeah. That guy's clearly was look all she. Well, I mean, listen, you guys are all you're all young lions heaven. That Jay really girls girls Jay really speak with his impossible. Dawn girls thought Bruna. Yeah. We're all girls. I have all these kinship feelings for my friends, and we need to DM Tieghem. What are we gonna do for my birthday, man? When's your birthday gin March eighteenth? I'm in Miami. The fourteenth sixteenth. We should do something. Mio should do. You wish can Miami. Get you a Brazilian Butler. I have a great putt. No be sick. We blow it out lout like Nicki Menaj. I have a great little S wanting to my ads lifted now is it a but lifted implants, no, no, the inject your. But with that. Did you ever do feel like you have a flat as I do? I feel like Madonna actually really did do that. Right. Do we have any better pictures of her ass now that she's done? Would you do that? Or you don't care about your asking. I don't care. Mass cat. Would you ever do anything like that? See if I didn't mind surgery, probably, but I do I don't like the thought of going under. So I'd rather just you squats or have a flat ass. Actually shots. Maybe. But then leaks and a harassment thing. That's a terrible idea. Have you felt one? No, I haven't. You have not mad at him. That's her. But she clue she is not going to go. Check in the night that one is going to refuse father time. Not today. Bro. Let you know when I'm ready to give it up. Yeah. She is going to do everything. She can stay young and obey. She's in. Oh god. Is that a real picture? It's real that is crazy. Nightmare in the sack. I know people who. Every time we mentioned, and they say good things. Wow. Age age is what it is. But they do that thing with their face though. They pull it back. There's catlike like, yeah. Not cat like number people that do both talks. I don't know. Crazy. I don't grows twenty two. Does it come on since she doesn't like why are you doing would you ever agents? Don't get wrinkles. You. Don't have one wrinkle chin. I do have a lot of wrinkles weird forehead. That's life though. That's just the way you're born. You don't have like you don't have like like me, and Brian like Brennan all the crows feet. But Brian is all the crows. You have no wrinkles cat. Yeah. Boom. Like a porcelain plate nothing. No, nothing porcelain. She's a young how old are you? Twenty three porcelain plate. I know it's still you'd some. I had that face when I was twenty three. Now, I've seen your face, bro. I had that these wrinkles this young young Vietnamese Cal, and I had things done look at that. Cute. How you've had the wrinkles up. That was when I was. Early. They're cute though. That was when I was forty not that. Well, now thirty I was thirty six there. That's me and rap that's. Oh, buddy. Remember that fun? Feels like three ever go to see a picture from five years ago when we're doing press referring the kid in New York. Who's that guy looks like he needs released from a man? Yeah. Let's wearing I make up nicely might different. My nose was then my nose those getting bigger come bulbous. I like the baggy debts. Yeah. Yeah. Cutie pie from comedy to strong. Oh from the spent a lot of my life being a pretty good looking guy. I'm not gonna lie to you. You're a good like back, then your diamond dozen. But for for older men. You're looking dum are better command young men. Yeah. All right. I'll take that. I think it's tough for men to look good older. You only better older. Yeah. Sure. I think so especially entertainment one hundred percent. Yeah. Well, men are lucky that way, they get. There's a whole market men. Age wine women age like fruit. I've heard that before or cheese, whichever you prefer she this this. This guy on Rogan's podcast is longevity specialist at Harvard. University Hughes talking about some crazy shit about how they can take mice. They crush their optic nerves. They blind. It must be nice. I know. But then they they shoot them up with a virus that that cures their optic nerve. So they go from they have shitty is ready to go from blind design to seeing well shoot up. Well, that's what they're doing these trials. There regenerating is not only this venom. Venom taking old mice that giving them drugs on Jebediah drugs that are essentially what they think age as say you have a DVD player. Your DVD player gets DVD gets scratched. They're taking the scratches out of it. It's so fucking weird. So they had these young mice in their kind of reversing the age process. David Sinclair, it was fascinating. Now, he's fifty two and he takes various drugs longevity drugs that they're working on. He's fifty two. It's coming when you're fifty. Maybe it's not one hundred you know, we're going to fifty you. And I technically when we're hundred could be what a fifty five sixty five year old is more me than you. That's true. That's very true cats, forever cheese, genetics professor and codirector the Paul center for biology of ageing. He's fifty at Harvard University. He doesn't like fifty does. I know his brothers gray and everything, but he takes these drugs, and they just keep them really young fucking nuts at his Connecticut or not good. He has heart diseases family and everything else. But and he talks about medicine like we talked about medicine, but it's a molecule. Well, no know, you want what you want us to be bust health until you're one hundred that would be nice. Will you wanna do you wanna you wanna be robust healthier one hundred? So even if you're died one hundred you're still living, you feel life. You feel good. You don't want to be on your bed. When you're and that's that's aging is a disease that's talks about really fucking m m I'm going to look stuff. I'm excited about it. I know I was to rewind the clock. Harvard Medical School will whatever Jlo's they've discovered a way to reverse vascular aging by boosting the response to whatever it is. To harvard. He's at Harvard at Harvard never heard of it teaches he's talking about that. He goes, I'm the doctors worst nightmare because I teach doctors. So when they give my test. I'm like, I know, but this is not what I'm teaching. Look at this. They've restored vessel growth and mice and nerve growth. And he said this shit is happening so much faster than he thought why their governments and countries that are full bore on this show, China's China. They don't wait. The problem is they're trying to do it with certain they might be doing it with certain bacteria viruses. That's the next decade wipe out to the next. You got to figure out a way to get a hold of the flu. We're all scary. Some current events surely chin cat, would you guys? Do this weekend cat. You just worked like a motherfucker work. We're still that's rehearsals going well ones though wants to play this weekend. Oh what day Friday Saturday and Sunday. I'm in San Diego. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, come see me at the American comedy club. How about something? What about what time on Sunday to? Yeah. I'd have to drive back. I do it. Where is it? It's cam. But it's weird. I wasn't even able to get tickets. It's like weird sign up, and we buy tickets or no, no, it's it's free. But it's like on a weightless. I dunno. I couldn't even get my boyfriend. And you're in it. Yeah. Where is Cam. It's right across from USC. It's the California African American museum. To that. I think I drive right by there from back from San Diego. Oh, cool. You're not going. So why are you bullshitting cat? I'm a celebrity. I'll just go in and go. Hey, guys. I know this way list, but have you seen phase? An actor Jonah. I was going to go on Friday or Saturday. We can't go now. I guess not. I didn't even know about it. They told us after the fact that they had people signed up ready to hang on love play Thursday American comedy club Friday, Saturday at American comedy club. She can't even getting tickets anyways. I have to oh, that's the small Clinton Siegel. Right. Fucking mean. And yeah. Yeah. Pretty electric small stage. What you do this weekend this weekend? I'm not let's talk about two weeks ago. Remember, I didn't tell you that. I went to the hospital to get checked up for my knows how about doing below the bell. This this dude with Josie plenty. I thought it was just running this blood all over his face. I will no, sir. What is your blood on my face went we? Yeah. Dude. I looked at my hand just doing this. And then everyone inside just like what's going on? You can't like why it's fine. I thought it was just regular just runny nose blood going. I have no idea. So he went so doctor to get checked up on everything. My blood count is kind of low. That's the one thing. That's not good. What you read? What's CBS's, the total the complete one CVC says red blood cells are little low. But my nose thing was just an allergy. They did all these tests like it has to be from analogy because they looked inside. It wasn't anything like weird. I feel I could look inside your nose. I know. It's good. But she gave me this little thing. Your blood counsel? Yeah. My read let's figure it your Niimi. I guess so. But when they went twice because they check the first time they said it was low. Let's check again. Yeah. And then when they checked again this it's still low, but it's like not within not crazy low. So it's okay. Santa for a sec. Let me do a little. Yeah. I have some experience with this. Okay now. Hold on. Now trust me. Your blood count is low. Take off for second. Wanna see you can tell anything else wrong. Tin. No. I did everything to deliver panel to do that you should feel better. You definitely. I do it myself though, my nose bleeding not good doctor about four years ago. He goes some of the loved south looks good. No. What news? No, nothing just some little low. But I think it's gonna be okay. Fiber teams good. Feeling my neck? He goes he goes on the checkup, I know back to. I was a little bit bigger than normal. Maybe I don't think it's cancer or anything. So I go fuck you did what are you talking? I got. Gabriel Gonzaga Anaheim, California Cal for New Jersey their commissions are super strict. So you have to get more than just bloodwork. Some you just have to blood work. You get to a full cat scan your brain everything they check everything to go. Get like a cat scan on my brain the doctor comes in. The papers. And he's doing his yet. You see? Everything's all good. We did find a tumor base of your brain for nine though. But I keep an eye on. And then let's see here. Also, I'm like, oh my God. He is. Yeah. You said you saw tumor did see a little tumor to Acura brain. But it's benign. So it's probably not gonna grow probably have that since your kid nothing to be alarmed about. But I would keep an eye on it. How do I I am that? I love you this and then other than that, you should be all set to fight in the steel cage. Master at crime. Why go my do take fish oil? Yeah. Baby tumor is in here your Petur. Maybe that's why was such a giant. No, I'm not like Bigfoot Silva sits in the back here a little baby to ace said if it did flare up I would have issue. Yeah. They can't remove it though, gave him over because you'll die. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why sometimes you go. I don't. Yeah. Now, my family. No, they didn't know before homeboy has a tumor. Up for tumor benign, though, baby all gravy. I knew that you told me that a long time ago. I've never sold anybody. But. Either. I've never told anybody ever that. Yeah. They say it pushes on the Glenn that makes your dick shoot. What it is. Wonder? Good Khan Tuman. So L one of El Chapo daughters has released a clothing line inspired by her father's smart, man. There's so many dumbest as El Chapo shirts and save L chop, Mr El Chapo, like if you're the family you own all his rights. Why nightcap why I guess so? Right. Dom asses by this stuff. But there you go. She post it. Yeah. But it looks like it was taken down. Yeah. It's not interesting. Did they sentence? Do. They sentence him yet. No. I think he's in all the years available. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of stuff where he she the Mexican president the present one hundred believe that I believe that. I. This holiday drug trade is so democ. That's why you should just if Mexico I've make legal I go, you know, what it's legal you guys the ones that buy it over the border. You guys want to support it we're dying. We're all fucking dying for your habit. So you know, what make it legal agree? I don't know why they don't make legal Tim this picture for clothing line, though. Look for it to me tufted. His kids run that cartel now told you when I was in what you call get dicey dicey. His wife is at a ton of work done. She's pretty easy on is issues. Not feeling richton. I'm not saying anything scared. Yep. Any who? Well, he's going to prison for a very long time who's going to prison longer him Takashi six nine oh that's a current event to. But for now, so Liam Niessen recently did an interview where he talked about a experience he had a loved one that he I don't he doesn't specify who it is in his life. But there was a woman that he was very close to that told him that she was raped while he was away. And she said that it was a black guy. He said that she handled it very well for somebody who's just raped, but for about two weeks, he went out looking to see if there were any black guys would start something with him just out around pubs like any drunk is. So he could kill somebody ten now. Getting some backlash. I don't know why he did this. But he admitted this in this interview for the first time he's never told them removed his impulse to anyone before he's now deeply ashamed of his your action a women's rape. You know, what's interesting about this is just fine. I don't think it's right. But when. I was in Chicago, I jumped in a taxi, and there was a Muslim dude in there. And we're just great guy real chatty. Cathy, but great guy. Gimmick. Great dip because he's awesome. He just very outgoing. And he goes, yeah. Life's good now man, which I'm just getting over the hump. He was I used to be a taxi driver in Chicago had to take a number of years off. He goes because after September eleventh man Faulk is rough out here for people. They didn't care if we're an ISIS for not if you're Muslim they so angry towards any Muslim seeks to seeks Herbert's. He was one of my friends got beat up. And he goes in people were like throwing stuff pick them up. I got punched in the area punched in the face side got away from it. It was I just got back in and finally now it's all good, man. People being nice to so I think with Liam Neeson again. I'm not saying, it's okay. But he was so upset this friend was raped when you can single out a certain kind of demographic, you can take the anger directed toward admitting this it's not it's not a race thing. I was human and I had. I'm ashamed to admit that this is how I felt we'll we wanna target something something like that happens. You're so upset that you're you're you're going to be out of your mind. Put here goes up and down is with a hoping. I'd be approached by somebody shaming say at that. And I did it for maybe a week hoping that somebody put ear quotes with his fingers. Black Basser would come out of a pub have a go at me or something, you know. So I could kill him so aggressive. I did learn a lesson from it when I've actually thought what the fuck you doing? You know, I come from side. I grew up in Northern Ireland and the troubles. I know a couple of guys at died on hunger strike, and I had acquaintances who are caught up in the troubles. And I love on they say that troubles nightstand. That need for revenge. It also just as Tamara revenge killing more killing and Northern Ireland's proof of that. Yep. For an eye makes the whole world who said that. And I heard I mix the whole world blind Jesus. No. Fucking Dalai Lama. No, treat them. No. You're doing all right. Mex. No he was from India. Let India Tadani. Yes. Let India to there. Let's get you there. Independence over the English. Reddish could man important fuck, man. But to the partition of India that's weird that he's coming out. Now saying the story he did it in the middle of a press junket, which was kind of odd. Because usually they're typically boring. I think he was trying to say that that it was a mistake. He didn't do it. And that everybody including me can have prejudicial thoughts and be on the navy so stupid. I was looking for that black bathroom quotes. How stupid was? Think it probably human? It's called being human it probably came out. And he didn't realize he was going into the story because the reporter who did the interview reach out Tim couple days later to get some more details, and he refused to say anything. So I think maybe spur of the moment. He just felt like talking about it. I think I think that we should be forgiving of anybody who expresses a time in their life when they were traumatized and reacted in the wrong way. Okay. Brian's pissed off and go I'm gonna kill that. Why bath right? Yeah. Yeah. But I don't mean it. Well. White white path that what? What else you yet? So did you guys hear about Twenty-one savage being arrested by yes because he's originally was here on a work visa from England. No, he was actually born in Atlanta, Georgia on record ice has it that he is originally from the UK that he came here legally in two thousand and five and overstayed his visa which would have ended in two thousand six and has been here ever since. But he's he was born in Atlanta, Georgia according to him, and so right now, we're like what happened detained by ice right now man, and there have been a bunch of memes jokes coming out and Demi Levato came out on Twitter and said that her favourite part of the Super Bowl yesterday or all the Twenty-one adage memes because be like he didn't interview with believe vogue where he had a little segment saying that he loves to wear his yellow jacket during trumpets and T and people blew that up and. Got mad at Demi for laughing at jokes like that. Because they say it's not funny for him to be detained by ice and deactivated. Her twitter. To be fair to that means we're good. Let's talk. So she likes memes were funny. All the means shit. Ain't funny. When somebody's going through some praying for my dog ain't shit funny. His family fans, not fan family family, depending on him. I mean that. So there's a lot of celebrities going after he was detained by ice. And then a lot of a lot of fans went after her joking about her drug overdose. As well. She just had that OD got out of rehab for her to throw shade at anyone with a Twitter shade, though. She's just kind of joking around those funny. Yeah. I think she just thought always on. Yeah. So what is twenty one savage was what what were the memes, they got arrested stupid shit. Like fuck off. Herb is too sensitive. Fuck off all the all you would happen off. So you can't you can't go at ice on social media. So they decided pointing towards damning Levada that's what they're doing. Listen, that's because he's supposed to be from Atlanta. Georgia sole thing comes from the trap city, Atlanta, Georgia that stuff, and then he's British guy with he's British. That's why I took him work. He's pretty does that guy one tattoos on his face. Good stuff. This with the kids are doing man. Yeah. Can't get with. Whatever fuck off everybody you sensitive bitches. If to noise interesting looking fellow he is that his face. Elevator with that, man. Have you had the same sponsor? Interesting. Yeah. You'd probably get in trouble. I said what he was talking about on the phone. It was very interesting. Oh, well, wow. This is elevator. Full of people who heard everything you just said, what was he saying? He was. He was it was not good about what he's going to do what he did. And it was not good. Okay. Kill k- knife. Knife. People are funny. I what else I don't give shit about him. Why? What's? So the polar vortex is happening over in Chicago right now. And there was a woman who used her money to pay for hotel rooms for the homeless who didn't have a place to stay and people wind of this or go fund me to help her pay for all of these rooms for people say in because people do, you know, it's colder there than the north the art. Yeah. So crazy. I said my buddy said it was six says forty seven minus forty seven nobody realizes I called so crazy. It takes six minutes to get frostbite. If you walk out with your eyes on like protected, if I'm taking is a freeze like people everyone's with fucking shit wear context. It's crazy man Jesus Christ joins cousins, Chicago writer Graham was up there. And he was check this out since the video he watch outside. He has full thing of seen. Hot coffee throws in the air as it's going freezes in the no way, there's videos like this, and it frees on no way. On slow. So that's than water. He took a hot and coughing. For sure. Although this is while I'm on. No. Powder. Nice thrown up in the air. Are you kidding me? So crazy. That's crazy. That is crazy. Oh my God. That's crazy. I've actually never I'm actually blown away by that. Freezing. You. Yeah. What else? Scene. So there is a ancestry company who distributes those tests, I believe their name as family tree from family tree DNA. They actually just started working with the FBI and turning over DNA that they get from their customers to help for FBI investigations. And that's similar to how the Golden Gate killer was caught if you're going to catch a serial killer or a child molester slash killer. Pedophile. I get it off crimes. Use my times like that to make sure I'm not the killer. Right go and use my twenty one in Iraq. Don't put a lot of fuckers behind bars. This gets a little tricky to go to the dick Dr do a deposit, right? And I was thinking myself more. Do they do all that? Yeah. I know they're not taking my Twenty-three me and selling Blackmar really four two hundred forty pounds pretty friendly. They investigated twenty three and me they've been they've been really responsible. Really? I mean, they said come on in. Anytime you want with everybody wants we'll share exactly what we do. And they're really need to do that. And so, you know, but this is the future you your DNA. Your genetic imprint is not going to be used to prolong your life be used to help your children be used to edit your genes, you don't have to worry about dumb shit, like heart disease, and all that these Chinese twins in China. He made those twins resistant HIV through I went the with IBF doctor too. So if me my twins, or whatever you want to do so we can get pregnant right away. Yeah. They go. Oh, what do you have in your family go, they do all your bloodwork, diabetes cancer? They can take all that out. You wanna boy you wanna girl? Two boys to girls. What do you want? What Chris did that? Yeah. That's the tip of the spear with Christopher cast nine if you want to have a black baby you could have a black baby. If you wanted to have a baby with eventually in China. You want to baby with no, no genetic predisposition, heart disease to cancer to anything all that stuff. No, spinal bifida, gravy, all the ceremony. What they do is. They find the strongest sperm those healthy with zero proms take him out put him in the once. Once crazy man what else you get this here designer babies. So Jay Z and beyond say have a vegan challenge going on right now where they are encouraging their fans to go vegan for a certain amount of time. And as right. No. I think that was j LO's one. Yeah. I think this one's like twenty twenty two days was no carbs no sugar for days. I'll do it jaylo. Sure. And they said if you post photos from this challenge, and you're picked then you can get free tickets to the concert concerts for a lifetime. A lifetime means the next thirty years. Shit hit tickets next thirty years to be the biggest fan Chico on Degan diet for twenty two days hoping to get tickets. G a video this migraine print things just pictures. This as so they're they're both vegan. I didn't know that. Wow. Jay Jay Z looks like Joe. The Cam off the ad fuck in chemotherapy, I mean me forever. Forever. I'll cut down on my red meat apparently this longevity. Once they tell me that it's Borba for your cut down on it. I still drink dyke for Catholic. It's not that bad Brogan had some scientists on guys like aspirin if really bad people who drink coke will be dying by the droves. There's no example of everyone. Does it? Everyone's. The aspertain that that they gave to rats. You couldn't take that much as a human being it was so over the top. Yeah. You're feeling drink them killing myself. But I'm addicted to him. I think to out this addicted drank it, I just think some of the stuff is fuck off, dude. I don't know. What is I I don't drink any liquor enough about so much beer yesterday. I touched one of and I was like, I just can't. Yeah. I don't I'm not drinking guy either anymore. I used to drink a bottle of wine one glass of wine is all I need wanna be feel like just to cool with sqi people. Come visit me cardigan on like this Jane. Yeah. How you doing? Yeah. Just a nice little smoker. Get some to drink. That's what I call a snifter a snifter. You got any family members that that like to drink a little too much because I do and I got some you do as well. You'll have an I'll have a Cuzner this cousin all get together. On thing. Always be that one guy was like you wanna drink some more too much yellow snifter gone. I got a bad go for a people. Hey be. I don't know if you know this or not, but. Sixty six hundred men lose the hair by thirty five. I know what you're thinking sixty six percent of all men lose air by. So I'm in that sixty six percent. Did you start thirty five? 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I couldn't believe our heart in the paint. Levine went with tattoos is whole back everything crazy man you like I mean, dude, how about areola Grundy's axe. The great Pete Davidson is fucking Kate Beck and sailed fucking really. Yeah. Dude. Really? He's originator big dick energy. I guess says a massive piece. The fuck man adulation 's K back and tell us so hot painfully hot. He's vulnerable. He's vulnerable type. I they dig him. What else you got? This right here. So you're talking about the Kashi six nine so he pled guilty to a Macy's face, please against sure all the tooth. Right. Mess is super famous rap star. Now, I mean, one of the biggest huge, but so he has like ties to gang and he admitted so as part of his plea deal he admitted to being a part of this really violent gang. And then he also admits trying to help them kill someone hold on the rapper whose name is Daniel Hernandez. He's Mexican apparently amid a federal court hearing in Manhattan be a member of the nine Trey gangster bloods said he's helped other game embers rob people at gunpoint and one case said I helped members of nine trae attempt to kill a rival gang member. I just maintain or increase my own standing in nine trae, though said the gain Gaijin shooting at people robbing people at times drug trafficking. So let me tell take a stupid this kid. He's worth twenty million dollars. And you doing this bullshit because they're trying to live this gang legit trying to be legit. He's also working with the feds because he's hoping to get a lesser sentence. That's what he's doing on this. And the the weird thing the crazy thing that Ronnie thing is he's twenty two years old right now. Right. So the minimum sentence. He would get if he didn't do this. Plea deal is forty seven years so forty seven plus twenty two they say they say now he's probably gonna get like six years damn seizing get four to six years in federal pen. Yeah. And they had to take him out of the prison or the jail say gang affiliation. He's also being snitch. So that's tiny his tying always a little guy has a terrible body girl. So hot though. Yeah. Right there. Yeah. But how crazy it would have been sixty nine years out when he was sixty nine if he will be out in six or the feds around, and they don't care about your celebrity you label. Oh, boy, twenty two. All right. So this is David or Dave Portnoy ahead of barstool sports guy. Dave will I guess he has some issue with Roger Goodell? Do you know anything about the past? They had a shirt that with Roger Goodell's clown that they sold, and then I fell tried halting all sales. So that's the real del like verbally. Yeah. He had he had his press credentials revoked right now. He's not allowed in any NFL game. Anything do with NFL anymore. But then he got into the Super Bowl press conference. Right. I don't know. If you got to the press covers, but he was at the press conference. I saw Tom Brady question. I think it was gronk or Tom Brady. And they're like what the fuck is that Bella check laughing where right there, can you go back there video about laughing at adad Joe now now, but that's that's in behind on outs. Gone. He has other. They kicked them out. Right. Yeah. Halftime mercy press conference on. Our shelf passages. Tom brady. It feels like. Thirteen nothing. I mean very nervous wearing verandah like negative Finnity yards. And there's only free nothing. I gotta believe ready. We'll play I have the everything a human believes. I'm nervous. I think down the end just like it. Always does. I think we'll win. But he's a Boston kid. Radio show up in the second Maskell. Hey bowl going on show up. Let's get number six. That's all. I think we'll get if we get their defense to hats on half. That's in there. He sounds great. I like that guy there. My boys him in cave, so shit. What does this a hope the video still up? But it looks like it's Tim. Yeah. Getting like an cuffs. But I think it's actual cuffs probably security cuffs. Let's funny fake moustache fake moustache. So he made it in there. That security about him arguing with them. Yeah. And Cadel can kick him out for that. Us band. Yeah. They can ban you. There's a part where he's actually dragged out from the seats the audience sees this might be. Mike keep that's dragging them out. He knows the cameras and say makes it even worse. It's a hard drive for those guys. Body. So yeah, he actually made it in there. Snuck in they can they can find you. Yeah. All right. So this is another one. I don't know. I said another one, but this is another attempt to get insurance money. So that really all you got. Yeah. It's so bad so clear for you. Where's this that? It's his workplace, but. Exactly where it is. But let's take a look real quick. So he grabs ice, he's not young. He doesn't know that those on the ground. He doesn't know that he's on camera. Dummy. And even the way he falls. God what a moron. Oh, yeah. And then. Because Hannie finally drops his little thing is what a more. Yeah. Get better failing you're being a fraudster Powell through ice on the floor. I say guys should be ashamed. If this is really faking slip voluntary. I mean what they do. They just fire. Can get sued for fraud. He was arrested in January is now facing fraud. You have to be arrested for that Christ. I didn't you know, these people do this stuff for such assholes, and they cost companies a lot of money New Jersey. The first time he's done shit like this. That's your MO. That's your MO. You're that you're that people do. Yeah. Fifty seven things haven't worked out to the subcontractor would which company. What when you're right. You're right. Brian angst by. The post I should have sent to you guys fucking. What post this one man, let me find out while you wait mean Brian takes each other so much find it in here. Okay. Did you didn't takes me back? When I sent you my picture. My fucking truck either bro that make me feel. I didn't know. Fuck you. Really fuck. I'm sorry. No don't be sorry to know what to say. Just sent each input that about. All right. Well, this is just an update on that guy. Jesse small. Oh, yeah. What happened I guy? So this is the guy from power right empire pie. Oh that this is very interesting to me because he went yellow. Yell racist? Remember, he wouldn't give his over to the cops. That's interesting. So and they want to check the phone because you were talking to your agent to AM they say starting his agent really at two AM. We check your phone record. Those the latest people buying it. Because I saw the performance yesterday. And he's cries like, I'm happy to be here. So he did it performance recently where he cleared up some the rumors he wanted to make very clear that he did not have any ribs broken that they were bruised. And that they were that he wasn't hospitalized after the attack. He went to a doctor, and he got checked out. He also wanted everybody to know that he fought back, and then he continued to claim that he's the gay to pock. He said he fought the foot back. I fought the foot back and everyone cheered have. Did he have didn't didn't he have that new surrounded neck, and he went home with an on? There was off right away. There was a witness that said that they saw somebody within that area. Two men holding a rope. And they found surveillance footage of two guys that he says were the attackers. That's the latest. I came out really. But he also wouldn't turn over his phone to police called his agent. And that might just also because he's got like dick pics. Two. The cop seeing all your business. You might be banging just doesn't, you know? There's a lot of shit on your if he gives a phone records. That's then we'll know that story, then however, they did indicate that they were able to get his cell phones blueprint it within that area until it does place him with it was he wasn't lying about where he was in the area, but they can look at phone records to could subpoena phone records, which I don't know if they would. But they could literally say what are you talking to your agent at that time? See when you say these things cops investigate they you can't cover all your basis, they're professional. I don't know if I'm buying one more thing. I don't know how accurate this is. But so apparently, he still had a sandwich in his hand when he went back to his place. So after he fought back got attacked and got that. Whatever bleeds thrown us face apparently still grabbed a sandwich afterwards and took it with them, man. I'm I'm just my nose is out. My nose is out because they still haven't found where. The for surveillance. What's? To do. We have chief physically have the news. The most recent. So we don't have any evidence. Check them out at like black. Twitter's question it too. It's not Rafe. Oh, lotta people even like race. I don't even thinking about that. You know, I'm just thinking suspicious because he was out at two AM during the polar vortex open. There's also another thing, you know, he did a music video with a noose around his neck, and with Trump anti-trump thing right now, we know he did a music video where he wasn't anti-trump thing in there. But I don't know if there's a news or something. But there wasn't anti-trump. Getting all the info Brennan, I'm just getting pieces. Now, she doesn't do any research. And now he's in West Hollywood told you peeves what's check this concert that he did a week after the attack. My little sisters Olivia. Pope. I was bruised not broken. They will not break me. I went to the doctor immediately. That's I was not hospitalized. Plsy reading doctors in late engine cargo cleared perform possessed take care. And above all. Performance after this dramatic is. Listen to his last night. Being silly there. I like that too. That's funny. That's good. He's got a good sense of humor. But no one knows. I mean, look man, I'm sure the guy is in many ways, a great, dude and talented, and we'd probably love him. But you might be lying right up on. It is still somewhat tickets gets. I don't see if he's if he is lying. It's going to be very embarrassing. So I don't know. The hollywood. The me read this TV's, Longview this. The Hollywood reporter ever heard of it. The massing isn't the only midseason rating star stroll down chin right there. Swum thought goes through America's got talent ever heard of it. Huge show schooled the spin off of the goldbergs has been performing almost exactly like well, the gold. Yeah. Early. It's life with three day average of one point six in the eighteen to forty nine demo and five point five million viewers school is holding onto better than ninety percent of its lead in and parent show audience a better rate, then American housewife one point four or five point four million. And we went up we've gone up a percent dude at the hit crazy, right? Congrats manic you buddy, I'm happy. I'm happy. I appreciate it was a big deal. Hank? You certainly for me feels good. It feels good for everyone in your too. Guys. Appreciate how long for this. Quitting the fucking podcast because this will last for. And it's fun and two important into my word humor goes year. Let's go. Mos- dick it so big. You can't fuck and Wilco round. Really walk around. That's cool though. Right schooled. Yeah. Got talent and schooled on its on Wednesday nights. Right. Yeah. Does that say thirty. I love you know, what I really love watching it with my kids and watch my daughter live the best. I actually absolutely love it kids watch it and come up to me and they're so excited. I never get tired. I'm in. No, we're going to like, I love your show. Anyway, he did a music video. Yeah. You see Trump into background? But it was like a very masked Trump. I mean, let me think terrar- G P Henson put it up, right? I like to Russia. Hold up. My brother live know, Jay's balls deep in this stuff when it comes to. We take so much. I don't know where it's at view wanna be on the view do can make. Maybe go to black Twitter. Chan I don't know what that is dude. How Hussein ball run enough four three forty. He did Hussein bought rent a four to four did it warm up or anything? Oh, this NFL combine all check this out and just warmed up renting four to two what? Your chin to see I must see that. I find her very attractive and talented. Yes. All right love. Oh here. It is kept on it. Here. We go. Can. He can say. He say. I don't care if he's lying. I like I'll take chin over him, really. We really have similar voice, do I. Yeah. The senate. Well, that's a video then I just say the thing where people are questioning because I that's random that. He's in that music video. And then this happens to them to promote it. Yeah. Munos? I don't think he's a bad guys think it's clumsy think he was trying to be political and bring down Trump girl. Harry tattoo relate to fake. She used it for. Of course, she came out said that we call it. Yeah. He's awesome. Yeah. Tight move. Yeah. He might have been just trying to get back at Trump and his own way. And we'll, but also promote have you ever heard of them before this now, I haven't have you guys. Watching thing Brennan just said over that was the video clip. So you're right. There's a new some the side of that dude is in Trump to held one though. Right. Yeah. This veto came out before the tax or the attack. Just it's just coincidence out saying fame saying there's a lot of similarities and people are calling bullshit. I'll carry their way. All right, dude. Cool man sees okay. At least you didn't really get hurt. If it did happen. Well, if it did happen if it didn't happen then. Yeah. That's not quite he's a good, dude. Even if he's bullshit. I don't I don't dislike them. Okay. Okay. It's tough to get fucking media age got a single coming out of your show. Whatever a right. I wouldn't do it. You're lying a lot. You're liar yet and get polarizing watches show. I don't watch it anyway. But well, he'll pay a price. If he's faking in a way, I mean, this'll be very came out by very it was totally I feel like we came out by cops will not give up. I mean, that's really know the cops will find out all cops are going to do is. They're going to go. He made a statement. So when you make statement, they cross check your talking to who win good. So we have no what happens with cops. They go. We can't find any evidence. They have already formulated their point they say it's fake. Yeah. How do you do that? That's a crime, right? You're you're you're wasting state reason there's all kinds of stuff, and you are. So what happens is they're going to come on a su- made a whole statement. They're gonna find out they're going to find out. You got them on you got the dogs on the old trail their noses arou- too. But these are professional noses, and it'll give up today. They don't give the fuck how naive? I thought they can't. They don't wanna look bad and just move off. Then they looked just move on. We can't find bro. Anyway. No. You said there was a crime. Now, the Chicago go then let him easy get over easy. Friel crying celebrities celebrity saying, he got tact. And you're saying this was maga- country and all that stuff. All right now, they're going to look at this crew site. I if. Would you hire him for movie role? If people like this get if you lied about something, it's real bad laws that one yes, it's a bad one. Because so many people are relying on the true when you lie when you do this for your own profit, or whatever it might take your vantage of the husky Americans. They actually don't want people that you take a seat for at least ten years. You gotta take a seat Fuxing, dude. What do you do in Hollywood find that? You can't fight. You. You're not gonna work in this talk on everybody can fight. Come on trial and this note. And you got you got blamed on your fucking chess diamonds. Yeah. But don't fuck. Dude, don't do that. Please. Please don't. Who is? I just got one question. I do dude could never get through to our question for you. I would question. Will you release tension? That's always. How tell sure in the guest. All right, guys. Go see Brian Cowen this weekend in San Diego. A little small place called what American comedy club. And then February twenty first I'm at the vote theater gut the Vancouver. That's a theory son of a bitch. I got a text from Christly solid. 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So we'll just start some other bullshit at the top of the days. I guess it's I'm point whenever I'm feeling like eight or if you have an idea, or if they all have ideas, whatever festive. But for those of you who are new here. I am. Julia sugar Becker, and I am Marie Kanda. This is crystal in west, thanks so much guys for listening. When the cruising. We're back in the studio we made it through this snow thing. This the weather. Here has been so weird insult. Much like the rest of the nation, you know, and and actually fits the mood of the headlines as well. Everything is weird and garbage. Live from like zero degrees to forty five to twenty thirty eight and it's like bitch. What are you doing one Dhamma? This girl is I mean, I know is when a girl but pick a tamp block excellence this week. So almost a year in Rama. So the anniversary of the release of an amazing thing that happened to us. Call Black Panther Chand. We can now celebrate that. Black Panther is facially. Yes. Nominated for what is six or seven Academy Awards, including best picture, which it's the first superhero movie ever to be nominated. Picture that superhero movie I've ever seen same. So there's that best original score original song costume designs, gray score. And it's a good song. Incredible costumes, sound editing and sound mixing Bittu sounded good as fuck too. Also Hannah Beechler is the first black person to be nominated for best production design. Wow for Black Panther DM. So this is my first time hearing about her apparently you can. You can. On her credits. You can find fruitvale station lemonade moonlight creed southern she's overdue. Yeah. She's big killing giving what's alone. Finally, got here wasn't in a a black woman who did the costumes to your roof Ruth Carter looking my people. I mean, I mean, honestly, they played Ryan Kugler. They did him wrong. How you go. Nominate the movie and not the director. I don't like it just kind of feel like if it's the nominees for best movie should automatically the director should automatically be the directors of those movies. But I guess that's not how it works. So something to think about they toss Spike Lee in there too. They gave it to black clueless. You know, didn't really see that coming. I gotta be real. Sure what it is. I just forgot that he directed black cleansing how the ending was. So Spike Lee, I know it was so spike, I've only seen it the one time he which was a while ago. Okay. And then I every time I think about black klansman act, honestly, every time I think about the movie now, I think about the fact that I didn't realize until after the that was in Washington in the. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The mayor, right. Right. Right. So that's usually what comes to mind. I I don't know. Why spike does doesn't immediately jump out whatever? That's the first time. I think he got nominated for an Academy Award for best director. Well, and there's nowhere close to his best movie. But I'm more first or second or third, and how long has Spike Lee movies like this was due back in the days, but happy for him, nonetheless and all the blacks nominated for various things this week in a segment that we call hot tops bottoms in the attic. What a fucked book. Bottom addict just makes me think of. The holocaust except for bottoms because I'm thinking like Anne Frank type shit. Like is this a bottoms like diary flowers in the attic? Oh flowers in the attic. Okay. I thought you were I thought this was like this journey of some bottoms who are being persecuted by the state, which might not be a bad. A good book. Maybe. Ten that net. Come back to that. So let's happening. A lot is happening. Lots of people first of all have feelings for ponytail. They're very upset with God, very mad at my little pony. Title. They're sick of her. She I'm starting to understand it. I am. I'm sorry. Yana 'Grande released a new single, I guess it's following. Thank you next. She's like third three songs or four songs on our eighty are now really because there thank you next songs Dylan rotation. I like that one and then breathe in is a song on her last hour like that. And then this new one seven rings so seven rings, this our latest single video for just came out. Not too long ago in short. It's a trap pop song. There isn't much singing. There's a lot of you know, that that sound that is current pop in right now, especially amongst black artists hailing. Yes, exhale Taylor. There's a lot of a lot of them have to wait for it. There's big hoops and dark look in makeup. And you know, it just feels like Arianna really tapping into that mocha lattes eight a started calling her like she's really starting to feel it and many why the white the store brand version of two chains trap house. Okay. Paying could just pick dating trap. How are you gonna and her white friends like singing about having no clue what they talking about with the with the turn over by in the front yard include? I mean, really like some of this is like dejesus. Challenges look at videos and pictures ghetto girl, then decides copy all day style. But then just spend a lot of money on it and make it diamonds. 'cause that's basically what this is. Even the high points. I don't wanna say it like that black girls invented the hat ponytail. So. Facts are facts. You know, I'm going to start with this. Tired of the pony. Tired of it, then tired tired of it? Tired of it? Like, mama. What did Nickelodeon do not like nothing guy says I Don I don't get it. I'm tired of it girl. Take your damn hair and Jelica Angelica. No. Sweet news. I'm I hate it. Okay. Same like are. We wanna grow up on you on the ground and be like, oh, so do you have some OAS if not thin. Yes. And I will take some what are they called tag along as well. Peanut butter and thing I always that with all the way. No, I know which one you're talking. It's like a I was thinking of them bland s butter cookie. Not them. Does he does or whatever? Whatever about the Lorna Doone that has. In bitches. So good. I found a recipe for making them holes at home once made them once and said, I mean, never do this agreement girl scout cookies. Girls. Go thinking bomb online now. Oh, fuck to go. Organization. Oh, well, then should I go to girl scout cookie dot com? Well, I'm looking at girls scout dot org. I feel like there's if I can order directly from the girl scouts than I would like to do that on their website on Amazon girl scouts. I've always just. Buying them up 'em to saying prime concern today rose, I've always just worked with people and they come around every six weeks like my daughter's selling cookies, and I'm like well bid, you knew where to fat. Booking? Okay. So they have a fine cookie locator. You put in your hip comb on modern day. I love it. I love technology. So yeah, the girls are upset with the girl scout Queen here. She's fully feeling her bead the lyrics to the song. First of all. I was very put off by the the Christmas. Melody that is that what you hear my favorite thing. Okay. I got you. I was like why I watched once just because I knew people are going to be mad at me if I didn't. But I was very just well-named. Like. Right. But just didn't care. I was like, okay. She wanted to be. Yeah. The white girl having her ghetto phase. Thank you. Thank you. I'm just bored. Thanks, and it's socially like, it's it's it's not even like a good or bad song to me. Right everybody. Could sing it which is odds since you can sing. So right. It is another like way, it's a waste of your talent. Really? Because you really can fuck in blow and yet you're just just stop stop with the the denial and the dancing around y'all like lusting after the culture that black people especially black women invented and popularized while not having any sense of respect for black people, especially the black woman because it's so like as and this isn't even like a re because we're all not offended God as fine. I'm not sure if it's because the song is so generic or because she looks like she seven, but I'm not like, I just don't care, right. But it's so also very obvious that it was like, you know, she said, I just want to be a little guys. That's a good. Hey, guys. Good impression. I just want to, you know, have my fun and just be like a trap Queen. You have to clench the cuffs of your oversight sweat. You have to you have to do the I'm such a little cute girl. I just. A little time. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't I'm not offended by this. Why girls before you have done it? And why girls after you will do it or jackets people are still realizing run is like, right? Well, I guess 'cause everybody thinks she's a Latino people think exactly, but but she's has her last name is grinding. But yes, she's a talion. But even if she was Latina doesn't mean sharing why Christina Aguilera's white. I think people don't really want her to be white. It's easier to digest the fact that she is doing this too. Yeah. But I mean, all right. Sure. More songs like thank you next girl because that's my fucking jam currently women. I don't understand. I do not get how you don't like this. She's just not for me health is not my like generation, you know, I feel like if I were maybe six. That album the last one listen to sweetener like when is this going to be over? I didn't like it at all actually liked a couple of songs on sweetener. And I think it's probably the first first of her album that I listen to each song from friends back like I gave it a fair bid to listen. And I was like this is neither bad or good to me. This is just an album, and I recognize that she's talented, and this isn't even for me. It's not even like Bruno Mars where Bruno was like, okay. You can sing you can dance your super talented. But like. Like just a straight thing right by. No. I love I love Bruno. We know agreed fully. All right. Well, no, actually, didn't like it. But yeah, that's that's Arianna to me. Like, a great not over wound. Underwear? I'm just they're here. Ariana GRANDE is fully gonna do the same thing. You brought up Miley Cyrus j jersey dresses enjoy shade. Shade and making bankers right where? Cold fronts and doing phones were rappers smoking weed out of hot Cheeto bags. And she had that fun and we dragged her for it. And then she tried to do some weird psychedelic shit and be like, no guys. I'm just crazy. And I love shrooms like hip hop. And I'm just totally weirded out. Hey, guys, they tried to kill your favorite pitch to try to take me fuck out. I'm still here. And now she's just back on her guitar like country music was always my main LA Guardia going to do the same shit. Give her another four or five years. It was like, I always really loved opera and. I just really wanted to see what I'm really native hip. Hop is so damaging to like a women 'cause that's the same shape Miley Cyrus lit. So you made money audience off of our shit. And then decided you're too good for it went back to your white roots. And we supposed to be excited when another why girl comes along doing the same thing. I at least appreciate that. I honestly, but that's all she's getting from me. I'll never I'll never be a mocha lattes like she thinks just about it. Okay. So you here, and it's still in that look, right? Exactly. Let's pull over first of all since we're on the subject. Let's talk about that translates back here. No. You can do something different bitch. You I don't care if you cramp it Frizette, whatever it is. They're doing teasing it. Take it down, ma'am, you can do. So I thought she posted a picture of few weeks ago with short hair, and it was down. And it was so cute. I'm definitely seeing her with down before. And she looks so nice and like her age, but something whatever it is. I mean, no more she's had she's had a rough year year and a half. I will give her that. But anyway with that bombing at her concert, and then make not MAC Miller Camilla committing suicide and people blaming her for all of these things. And then Pete not wince was pizza listening Davidson, you know, talking about how he was in poor mental health after the break up in thank you next being so big and all that people really have such a people give Arianna a lot of shit that she does not deserve your. But is this. Like, all right. Yeah. So all right little girl. Someone posted on Instagram the single cover in a caption says the lyrics from the song you like my energy. Thanks to spot a chemist white women talking about their we's is how we're going to solve racism. No, it's not the car. Amina to our. I'm not too. Oh, I'm not to Amina for sure. But yes, it's true. It's not a lover. But no Arianna grind day. Reposted. Oh, no. Slifer meena. I'll see now all they know each other. Oh, that's fun. I don't know. I think that she just didn't realize what was happening realize. Okay. She deleted it. Yeah. Because I bet black people got real mad at that. She likes to comment on the shade room and said, hi, hi with the black emoji. So I guess is her thing, you know, the artists have picked emojis, and that's just like their that's their emoji. I need a signature Mosey. Let me go through the new. I know minus minus the the male version of the upside down cartwheel kind of looks like a torquing. Okay. Closest to its why KOMO gee, I think Joe's don't be like the mad face close. Just like in general with everybody the peaches it. Yes, you need to brand yourself with that. This is hi high. I think her intention was to be like you. I personally disassociating the negative stereotype that is paired with the word leave. No because it's only negative when black girls wear it. However, I'm so sorry. If my response is out of pocket, or if it came across the wrong way, thanks for opening the conversation in like to everyone for talking to me about it. It's never might. I can actually hear the sleeves of the hoodie writing. Here is never mind to offend anybody. Which I believe like, I don't even think like your militias. That's the thing girl. I could just stand up in it and be like damn let's have a conversation. And let me put some action into these words, let me learn something from this. And maybe that's what you're doing whatever. But since you wanted to have your you wanted to be one of the clovers. You'll never be. You will always be Toro, whatever they call. Rancho Cucamonga, and I think that's it. I watch bring it on a minute. A great movie, MRs PU? Okay. Thank you next. Basically update. Amari on says, he will not be pop locking in the name of little Saint for you got served sequel. That's right, folks. Okay. There's ice where his heart used to be. And he's not having a touch of. How how clever did you come up with that? Just right on the spot right now. Genius. Everybody over what was there? There was a t u g their label was t u g. Stands for me either. But that sounds familiar that's even still face to kings. That's what it meant. If that would be to caney have been p to cave in Princess to kings. You don't just go from voids with a king Arthur's where he pulled that sort the stocking. He was he was the peasants boy. And he pulled a sword out of the stone. He was king. Okay. But was this was their remix. Okay. I'm like where are you getting? Talking about. Okay, I'm Jonah see who their label was, but I'm not I'm not seeing I don't even think that has anything to do with them in today. I think everybody is got around this tour epoch at I think and then t g yeah. One of those label within a label day it is situations. But yeah, I think that especially with tickets selling as fast as they apparently have been for this tour Cristo and co are quite excited about that bag and any possible future bags so somebody happened to adobe and got that you got served to logo done and said, let's could start it. I'm doubt that there's anything but a logo right now. Yeah. And that's that's probably it and with so I don't remember the original Yuga doubt that I ever saw it. I can barely tell you. It was like, Dan, I was to ask do you think the movie will be noticeably different without Mario can they put somebody else in whatever role. He hit. No. Okay. I don't think that it will be better or worse without him. How about that? Okay. I I don't think that his lack of presence or whatever in the film would make or break the quality or the experience of the film the. Sales the ticket sales possibly more than likely. Okay. We'll be offended because I imagine anybody. That's going to see you got served to is probably going because they were beats CK fan when you got served one came out, right? No, most certainly, and so why wouldn't you want everybody? It's almost like Esca pay three escaped three. What is an Alaska, you know, s escape without candy. May turn the so. S three. It's almost like that. I'm not going to see what candy. I'm not going to see a Skopje. I think that they knew that live which is why they were trying to promote that single with just the three of them while they were on tour with the four there. And still we did not give shit and can't he's not even almost the best thing in the group. Specially not today. But at the same time, do we want just three y'all know? Nope. If I'm going to see escape, and I want the escape experience. Not if one of y'alls missing this all it could be anyone yum. Isn't candy just happens to be the most popular and probably the richest. No, certainly the rich. Yes. Especially if you talking about individual network right tiny might have some because I know Chinese coin she's got to be. I mean. Yeah. But the difference is that can't worked in all these year. I mean, I can lame name, right? At least like six businesses. They can't have right started within the past like six years, and I saw that candy reposted Ariana's track listing for her new at all, right? So I think she has Ryan credits on that too. Honestly, probably sample. I mean, that's fine. I mean, no what take your. That's Ed Sheeran. Ask about. No just the same bitch. Anyway. Yeah. If you were for what ever planning to go see you got served to now. And I want to see go see like, this will absolutely be in a an FYE near you. Sam right is f-. Why even still open you ain't shit? Happy. People isn't it? This probably like one is in. I think Omar Jaen is in a new movie about to come out. But it's not like a I think it's not a shred not like a real movie. I think who else is starring in it is it markets Houston over America. Oh, lord. I don't know Marcus Houston needs to be getting the sister system working Baynes bat forward. I don't know about Tamara. I mean, yeah, it's to man to marriage the problematical in I don't know about. Well, you know, she's she's really should is on that white his with her white people. Yeah. She's really struggling with that a lot. She does not always say what she don't just say bitch. My daddy is white. And I have a white husband went to get the fuck. Oh. Like, I literally we could start like day up. You could also have a white husband that doesn't isn't a Republican conservatives in. It's not even just why. Although yes, he would still bullshit right girl. This kind of like the wife person. Right. But hey, Todd like a cool white. I love it isn't cool whip. But yeah, I love them. I love the sisters. I love the whole family and all of the kids are door -able end. They posted a video not a video. But a picture the other day of tomorrow's daughter, and tears baby. Her daughter does. She just day practically. Yeah. One of them tweet. I think it was to you. Who was like I love when my niece. I'm holding my niece. And she thinks I'm her mom was like all how don't that probably is fun to all kinds of fun experience. Pretty pissed. What are the downside to that? I guess people. Always assume you're part of a set, and you don't really get to have your own identity until your own was found super simple record. It just thought about it. I mean, that's what I remember from watching sister sisters. They got to fair like, you know, Tia would take two mirrors test for her. But then they also we give mad because like t- you wanted to go get a job into marijuana follow after her and wouldn't never let her breathe and be her own person. Have you ever found it hard and saw them? No me, neither I feel like they look very different identical. But they look. Aren't they? Yeah. Because I remember an episode of their reality show, where they like did whatever the science is to find out if they're okay. Okay. Like cried about it. Because you know, they cry about everything. They're so door. But they were like, I guess like really dying should be identical twins enough return or whatever. And when they found out they were they're all emotional, y'all still twin? It's funny because to mayor has a face that looks more like playful or goofy, especially when they were younger like a kind of match the personalities that they had on the show tia's face looked more adult and studios and like she was smart about her shit. I could never describe what the difference was to me. Like, just right. I just always knew like, I I know one of them has a mole and one of them doesn't. I think it's to Mira the has. I think it is does not. But I didn't know that until twitches. I don't think I ever saw twitchy was the Disney original. And there was two of them. Actually, just everything pretty good for. I mean age. I wasn't the time. I go back and watch it. I'm gonna laugh, but yeah, char- remember in like BCS of that they mentioned that one of them has Mon doesn't. But I would watch sister sister movie, just because I loved the show all of them seem interested in doing it. Right. And you know, I love Jackie hairy and bring Ray back to. You know, I just wanna see everybody. And truthfully. You got served was just a movie that came out because BT guy was popping. Yes. Like, it's not a great. We feel like everybody knows. That is they're like, oh, we have a dance group, and we got beat these other Dan's niggers, and we gotta we gotta win. We got to win a trophy. Chris. That's a problem egos. The problem and girls and trail where mad and then death and mess it and then union in the name of of remembrance. I remember when Kim's when they announced that they were breaking up on. I think it was one oh six I wanna say one little girls when the audience sobbing listening bring out the journey the girls were dying. Oh my God. Like, it was a. My nigga. They were falling the. Like it was yesterday. That was funny. So so finding these groups come and go they coming everybody. We'll be justified. I'll be alright. So in the same people who were crying are the ones buy tickets to this tour. Yes. Open in the back of that clause in a whole bunch of moss. All right, bitch jersey, dress. In a one. Miss. I cannot wait to see you and your your tacky do the Quin lake Lakers jersey and your case with and your baby fat. If I see in some dairy on Jay. Okay. But dairy on jeans fit great. I'm just saying, no, they fit credibly. There's no say I just want for y'all to be authentic. If I think is in some dairy, gene. Okay. You were taking a picture. Okay. So listen, y'all make a Taylor kill somebody in. Why you know, she's feeling her beat informant? She's getting review great reviews on her artistry and things like that. And for whatever reason, I'll keep antagonizing and her her family, so. Somebody asked Siani Taylor on Twitter. Is it true? The girl. You bought homes have threesome with you. And your husband is pregnant, and is for that reason that you have deleted, you're g curl. Why would you think they'll never mind, I know? Answer for you. I know. Miss. I know I've been here. How do you say Iman last name sump it, some hey, I like that a lot so Tian from pale. Said one I've never seen slash touch that girl in my life to my page is gone because I'm upset at def jam for not dropping my damn work this pussy video on time per usual. Only come out, you know, they plan with over there. They have been playing album's release. And I don't know. I don't know. I cannot answer that because she's actually talented and I've seen her live and she's great. And why? Why? I don't know why they're playing with her. I wish they would just let her go to somebody who going to treat her, right? You'd think Connie would be obstacle. You would think that right? And when she says def jam I'm wonder who exactly she's talking about. And why wouldn't they put the fucking video out your art? Is you don't wanna make money good and people like it despite as involvement, so I don't get why you wouldn't want to capitalize. Although I haven't listened. I'm probably shouldn't even talk. Well, I think most of the reviews I've seen about have been more. Like, why would deaf jam or good music do this to her like why would y'all play her? I've seen lots of performances are heard this work the police on in the club a few times. So I just know her to be very talented, very beautiful and always getting an amazing review or feedback about something that she did. So it's the this is even nothing. Nothing anyways. That's not even of this. She said that was number two. She's mad at definite. And that's why she deleted her. I g she's number three. It's really sad. Allies are entertained so much than the truth. Four Iman is not dumb. He. No. I'd kill him smiling emoji end of story, which we all believe, you don't even feel. Nobody doesn't nobody doesn't. I'm not questioning that at all. So there's a girl by the name of Albi rides at an even how you said, but she took to her Instagram. Live Instagram's stories, I'm officially uncle status. Let is you. Map get it. But I guess she's supposed to be the girl in question. So she said I refuse to entertain fake. Rumors life is too. Big punctuation marks punctuation marks life is too. Big time is too short to get caught up in empty drama. But to protect my energy, I have to respond. Okay. Whoever is sprint whoever spreading these. Rumors. Just know it's fake news. And it ain't his baby him his being y'all should be ashamed for creating this negative energy. And throwing it around like it won't affect anyone. I had my baby with the man, I was dating. And that man ain't mine. So please start making fake stories. Just to get some likes for everyone else believing. These blogs is for everyone else believing these blogs is a no better person. Now, leave me the fuck. Okay. So everyone else believe in the blogs. Okay. I get it. Our show. Parts of it. But we got there we hire. Apparently from what I've read these. Rumors come from the girl Albie posting photos with her baby and Iman leaving heart IOM. Oh, jeez. Under the comments. We're in black mirror. The fact that y'all the internet is a disease it is a disease. Did you watch the fire festival documentary? Oh, I started with the Hulu one. I was like watched the Hulu. Yeah. That's where I was leaning because the company that helped produce in promote market the festival produce the net. Flicks. Shutt-? Yeah. So STA and Hulu one spills. All okay. We'll watch that one. But the the Netflix has I have finished with that yet. Good. The hula one. So, you know, fire festival. I had heard about when we talked about it. I laughed rich Weiqian scandal. Have no problem with that. But it really revealed all the shit that happened, and I would affect the island, right? How I land will work there. How so many of them were left without pay. But also, I had no idea just the scam in nature of that. Boy who found what is the name will. Macfarland Billy McFarland. This is name. That's a terrible fucking parts right there. He need to be in prison for way, more than six years that man when I tell you it's the documentary on how white privilege can take you as far as you want it to to go. It don't make no sense that people kept giving his money zero. And so many people went along with this festival knowing that it wasn't go work. Anyway, you have to we're going to watch this weekend. And I don't remember why brought five festival retarding. So what that mitt what I was getting to that is that influence, a culture this Instagram thing. Apparently, millions of people will do whatever KENDALL Jenner and Bella hubby, tell them to do like, they will just do whatever them bitches post on the Instagram's. The internet has gone to fucking. I mean. Yeah. I mean winters are the only reason people bought tickets to the show. That's it. None of the band's. We're promoting it. So, but anyway, yeah, I mean, I don't even I don't know where that's just like a whole separate thing. That is so weird in alarming, but that separate from what will really spend a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars on this package thousand dollars. It was like the minimum. And you know, it's supposed to include airfare, and these cute little Cabanas on the beach and crazy how many of them were fueled by Instagram. If you think they really were because like this is giving, oh, I'm going to go and live like Bella Hadid for the weekend and show Instagram. Yes. Realizes that her name wrong. Number bed. But yeah, like the girls wanted to go out there and take all these pictures thought that they were going to be looking like a tumbler photo. And they rented a yacht and booked all of these like the top ten skinny white models. Are all them bid to come out, and they shot this whole promo video with light come be with all these white. Remember that women, and they just promised this whole luxury experience like that was produced before. So why are you investing so much money on something that doesn't have a track record? I don't kid it. So I mean really felt sorry for zero percent of them who went to. Percent me an either and had they just scan them will white kids. I would care ninety percent legs. That's. Video was giving like the video at the beginning of a thriller, like where a hot college students to what they believe is going to be a vacation getaway only to be murdered easily turned into why not nobody knows what this is and plastic mattresses on the beach and two million not dollars nine hundred thousand US dollars but nine hundred thousand US dollars worth of liquor. That's what he spent instead of trying to get the actual instead of first of all taking your fucking time. Because you can't just go out to an island that isn't developed and be like bitch. I want to have a festival because there's not there. Plumbing. It's going to take your on sand. Everybody was like it will take at least a year and a half. And that's being generous to get this island in a place where you can have the shit that you're talking about having 'cause you're not even talking about, you know, some camping Woodstock, you know, let's bleed all over and watch with Pachulia type of fucking festival you talking about rich bitch shit charging two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for private villain shit bitch. If I spent a quarter, you know. Nope. No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm going to watch watch the Hulu one probably also going to watch the scripted feature film that comes out about it more than likely starring James Franco's little forever, and probably an Arab Birt's. But the why Billy that why boy who scammed this whole thing he actually was interviewed for the Hulu documentary. So you get to see him lie with his own lips. Yeah. Yeah. Flicks. Nope, shot it before he went to prison. Well, yeah, I don't even know if they reached out to him because again, it was produced by the people who marketed fire I will. So I don't even know if they're like we have to distance ourselves the legal reasons or because they were definitely everybody's hit was on the chaplain block after that disaster unfurled. So you got to watch it. Oh my God. I don't know how we got all over there. But needless to say Instagram is a problem. That's what this boils down. Like the fact that those that emoji turned into oh that must be Shumpert. Very like, how did you is such a fucking leap, but he literally had to get online and be like, so I've known her for very very long time. And I'm happy that she's happy. Her baby's cute. It must have been several people that posted a heart emoji, the Yajah's see Iskar me to stop telling y'all when other people comment on people's pictures, videos and stuff because I really feel like the fans just sit in that little activity tab and just constantly clock. What other people are doing constantly is weird also has been threatening to sue blogs for posting trashes black sports online. He needed to get them. Fools. The fuck out here. Quit reporting lies. Rumors. Speaking of is in rumors, Chris Brown, just. Got out of jail in Paris. So apparently, a quite breezy woman. Accused Chris Brown of rape. He was just arrested like last night. So her story that she met him at a club found her way back to his hotel where he used her repeatedly. In van somehow, she fouled him to some place else. Like, the story that was told that I read was quite all over the place. But for sure what I was saying was that they met at this club that something in French and went back to his hotel. That is also something in French. Where she was abused. And she's done like an interview about the shed. Chris guy, you know, locked I think he how did it take for them to let him go. Like a couple of hours maybe a day. I don't know. But he wasn't there. Very long before. They let him go. He was in the clink. They're talking about all of the dramatics of what could take place if he's charged and how he can't leave the country because his passport has been seized, etc. Etc. But. They clear the charges and let him go like not too long after and he posted this bitch lion. Dance straight straight to it. I've even seen like a picture here of the girl in question. And they always look the sign like does. She look like his new girlfriend who looks Carucci. No, okay. Oh, yeah. You already. Said that but. I don't know, man. You gotta you gotta keep these. He got to keep these these rooms emptying these streets clean. This is not the first time a woman who says she was sexually assaulted. Remember the last girl the last year or the it wasn't long ago? Right. It was within the past couple years where she says she was assaulted at his house by his bodyguard or something. And this French girl said the same thing that I Chris assaulted her in the bathroom, and then the body else did it again. And then she finally got her phone back. So I just. Hey stories like this because obviously rape is awful. But then also because it almost immediately turns into that bitch lion. And the fact that Chris said, it annulled just made all of his fans repeat that same shit or come up with all these reasons why she was wrong and whatever else, and I. Obviously, I was not they're not don't know what happened. But I will say that this don't sound unbelievable to me. You know, I'll just leave it right there because of Chris Brown's history. This don't sound unbelievable to me all say is that I would like to think that Chris Brown is not so fucking stupid. I mean, like we haven't really had much to say about Chris Brown getting into trouble intimating. Yes. And I've been thankful for that. Same very grateful really been enjoying this time we've been having yet. But this do is very much in love with his child seemingly anyway. She's pretty perfect. And I would just like to think that this is not something that this nigga like why risk all of that over some random white chick in Paris. Like, I would like to think I will I will place the benefit of the doubt here until I get more only because like, Chris Cullen. I mean, I would I just the. The thing about is that like sexual assault. You can never pin down and say, this is the reason why people do and I. I just hate it. I just hate every single thing about it. And I guess we'll see what the what the Parisian police come up with. But I mean for them to let him go so quickly for I mean, and then go, but they didn't give him his password. But they're not let them go back to America. Right. I thought you said they cease his passport. No, they re from what I read they returned his past. If you wanted to. Really mean should either? I mean, just because there's no evidence doesn't mean it didn't happen. I'm inclined to believe women when they say they were sexually assaulted. It's just that. But this also wouldn't be the first time at somebody male or female has tried to group Chris round because he's an easy target because of his history. Yeah. So what's not like an art gallery who was absolutely standing directly in your face as he has pretty much whole career said, I do these things too bad. What you do? It's not like that. You know what I'm saying? And he's like an anomaly in the realm of abusers because I'd like to think that most of them would do. Essentially what Chris Brown is doing guilty or not guilty. Which is I didn't have anything. Do. I don't know what you're talking to try and stay as far away is what I don't. I don't care for that at all. And it just makes me feel like I have really complicated and conflicting feelings about this story. Because obviously, I don't know what happened, but I just don't I don't feel like most. I mean, most people just don't lie about being sexually assaulted. So. Women have been doing for litter role decades here you I also looking at it from the women who aren't believed. No. And I totally get what you're saying. And that's fair because it's not like it's impossible. Right. But in this case, I would like to hear more about the story. I mean, I guess we'll see. So because they said the investigation still ongoing, even though they didn't file charge. I mean for sure I mean, just when when was it reported like two days ago three days ago? Yeah. I think that's when I heard I they're gonna still be investing situation. But if more comes on shore, you see Justin Bieber talking about kinda buddy touch year the goat to took Chris, bro. You know, all his friends. Woodwork and make sure the name on the rest of my life. Didn't he on? Oh that girl was in the fire fest thing to that girl. He married another girl these married. Yeah. Too. I think Bella Sista. No. That's not it somebody somebody famous Justin Bieber wife or isn't he married to somebody's child? I mean, I guess I think he was dating Bieber. Oh, she changed her last name the Bieber who is she really Haley Baldwin Alec Baldwin. Okay. Yes, she has a very generic white face. She looks like every other white girl this listed in the people search for underneath, but yeah, that's you know. Have been in trouble sticking together. Future. You know what I don't even care. Fisher work is hard to convince people as -able next. So our Kelly's got some brand new capes this week in the form of. Eric do so many people do this. She even realizes concert was in Chicago. So air by had to show Chicago. Again, this Lord butter Chicago's which Emma, she probably felt like in Chicago was the safest place that who in she Carly. It adds context. A little context for me. Anyway. And why it was even brought up. I mean, but not really like the only now it's like, okay. Well, you were in the city of Chicago. I guess so little artists come from Chicago. So. So you just have to it's not even like she's done. Do what our Kellyanne something Nichols was gonna have to sing r Kelly's part while. She did the other part like you just didn't have to do this. So she was up on the stage and essentially said during her set that she has love are sending love our Kelly one of those I have love for everybody things. And if he. If he's guilty for what he did that heal allies will send him forward, and I'll, you know, oils, whatever vibes from her pussy. No that. So some people were taking Mrs Erika by do defending our Kelly some people were taking his own ah. Let's not what she's doing. She's just saying the her heart is so full of love and others. Don't care for me. I just find it on as a man to seal said that like people are still saying if R Kelly these things like where where are we going with this? I don't even I don't even understand the the necessity in bringing up at all especially like there isn't any when we didn't request it. Right. You know, there's a lot of people with Mike phones, holding them up to celebrities faces invading into. We'll get the brand a second. But I was about to say if we're talking about the Antes who have just been fucking up, then fine like the whole, you know, our love everybody, and what if one of his victims were to repeat the cycle of abuse because she went through it, would you be mad at her to and all of this stuff. And I'm like, why are people why are you working so hard to do you terribles advocated? Or like shrine to see the other side of some coin. There is no other anything like, no, no, no stop saying. If he did it the nigga did it and name songs after like, so we don't even why are we still lyrics? So. Yeah. Talking about if that's where automated stop listening to you. Because they know if about our Kelly in doing this, even he stopped denying a whole bunch of and started moving onto they should've been talking about this shit a long time ago. People have been talking about your dirty ass for a law suit, you married Leah at least. What do you mean? They should just not even but yeah. So air Do. This has made. She didn't surprise shocked by men when she says schoolgirls to cover your own men won't be turned on his shoulders and kneecaps. I don't know. She gave a whole spiel on. Twitter afterwards, saying I love you unconditionally that doesn't mean I support your poor choices I want healing for you. In anyone you have hurt as a result of you being hurt is that strange to you? That's all I've ever said anything else has been fabricated or taken out of context and see like. Even this. Even this alone is like wildly unnecessary. But doesn't have as many hiccups in it as what you said. No, it's a lot better than what was said on stage. But I just don't R Kelly is a heartbroken person, we all know that. But we can't won't healing in love and good vibes for our Kelly more than he wants it for himself. And so, you know, former victim or not you are not allowed to then turn around and inflict that same trauma in pain on other people. And that's the like, that's it. That's the bottom fucking line. You want it for our Kelly more than Kelly one for himself. So why not focus on the countless number of girls who have been victimized instead of sending all your love to this, man. There are plenty of our Kelly apologists who are flooding him with love and streams, and we'll buy tickets to your shows if he can book another venue. There's plenty of that. Why not just not do that? Don't get it. But yes, those tweets make a lot more sense than what she said in equiped. So the brat was on a red carpet somewhere and. I'm assuming that she in our Kelly. Our good friends are some sort of friends. Yeah. When she was asked about it. Her question was where were the parents, which will dive into in a moment. But this she also did the whole like, you know, if he did this, you know, it's messed up whatever and said something like, I hope we don't get mad at me for saying that or something like girl, just take a raise too scared to say that he did that thing we all know, he did your ago, just go. Thinks he had she had. I afro news. Thinks he did. But either way like girl, you can honestly be like, you know, what God bless those those women. Yeah. I don't really want to say anything else about this right here. She said, you know, I don't think everybody's lying. But then she also turned around and said, my real question is where the parents girl, you're gonna skip right over the ripest and go to the parents, why don't stop with Kelley should not be raping girls. Why isn't that it? Why is there anything else to say? Furthermore, the parents were in the dam. God like one of them literally rescue her job from hotel. So where were like that was all part of the story. What are you this evening? You choose girls who can be manipulated and. Preyed upon that is the point like so this whole where the parents thing. I don't she keeps talking about how much she loves him. And and that he needs help. But that, you know, all the parents need to take responsibility. And I was just don't I I really hate that y'all are still acting like this is a valid argument. It isn't I don't give a fuck about where the parents were. I don't care if the parents were totally absent and negligent in these girls loves are Kelley should have never raped them kids. That's it is not on the parents is not on the girls. It's on the man who did it that is all and when you talk about Harvey Weinstein because I'm sure we're getting terrarium. Okay. Great. So trudgy posted on her into story. Checking on these this these hashtag MU I don't know how you would save for what she kept checking on these mute. Whatever. For a friend. Tags on kiss. But that's not what it said. I mean, she also don't know how to serve you know, what I'm talking about you. That's she checking on the hash. And she posts a screen shot of the hashtag mute art Kelly, which has on how many thousands of tweets are posts. And then she posts right after that new Weinstein, and it was like, and then even try Harvey Weinstein like one or two because nobody muted what's the. So goofy. Shoe since tweeted, let me be clear our Kelly is guilty in wrong and should be needed periods. So that begs the question, why did you even the same thing? Did you even do this was the point then if Kelley should absolutely be muted in all that? Then what was the point of putting up those videos showing one over the other and had you just search Harvey Weinstein without the mute. You would have seen that there are way more fucking posts with his hash tag them with new are Kelly. That's what trips me out about this, even like Woody island, Bryan singer, one of these people who've been consistently getting away with us talking about somebody who is currently on trial whose career and business went up in flames. Nobody's using the hashtag mute Weinstein because they muted his ass a year and a half. Yes. And he's still new right? You remember hashtag metoo the one that's still going on do, you know, do you recall a year ago when that popped off because Harvey Weinstein's victims were coming out and talking about what they had experienced because of him like girl, there's so many hobby ones possibly the dumbest fucking example, y'all could come up with as to why? The black man is being in trouble for something or held responsible for something that the white man is not. And Furthermore, it's like, oh, hey, again, what if what feels like you're saying to me is like Yalla in white people be rapist, but black people can't. Like, that's just how I can't help. But receive it, right? And it's like you, right? Black people came, but why people also can. And it's like y'all get mad because black women give more energy to black men who are abusers than they do white men who are you talking about the press, which really when you say the press or the media ya'll just mean the shade room 'cause you don't get your news nowhere fucking else. Because if you watched a real news, I'll let you know good and God damn well that there has been a ton of coverage on Harvey wants, I such a long time y'all just won't black women about the main. And. So fucking stupid. I mean, one person said something about Harvey Weinstein who was it. I'm remember the woman's name and just. But one person came forward about Harvey Weinstein the first girl, right? And then one after the other after the other after the other actress mak- PM like people from all over like. Yeah. Me too to to like. Rush, tag right there. And then was like right here, we go like it was a whole thing the Academy Awards. Yes. It was a whole thing. Like, I don't even and it's a miracle. They gave Toronto Burke her credit for actually starting a long time ago. 'cause I think listen Alano was the first one to use that hash tag metoo in reference to Harvey Weinstein. But then they were like a black women been us. How about you don't? So when people say that I don't understand why the media dragging our Kelly, but not Harvey Weinstein. I know that you don't actually consume media outside of Instagram because that's just false Ronin on a whole for his reporting on Harvey Weinstein. There are two fucking documentaries out one of them bitches Sundance Sundance. You don't have any movies. Everybody knows about Harvey once they end everybody been knowing. But now that there's all this backlash and he's actually facing consequence. I just don't understand. Why y'all can't pick some other white men? Who is being who hasn't been held responsible for the things? He's done. Hers is Eric do anti-allergy both movie to promote right now. The same. They do a movie that I will not spend my little courtesy black dolls like I do for every other movie. I will not sorry that just pissed me off every made me. It really I mean, not to mention the movie looks questionable at best. I mean like it's going to have some funny moments. But overall, you're like, wow, was I hear no better than acrimony which. How does she get on the boat hashtag how does she get on the boat? We just going. I can't I I can't do it. I'm just I really wanna see this boat part. I really want everybody talking. Talking. I will not cool how poorly put together idiots you will. Didn't they say he shot it in a week or something? Yeah. And was like probably proud of that. I think he wrote in just a few days to maybe a weekend. It all shows it it just signs through Acas. You've probably made so much coin off of it. He turned it. He probably did. That's the thing. He makes a lot of money off these movies that he can just shit out like that because he is using his own resources to make them. So she was thrown from about. And then she appeared back on her. No. So her ex husband and his new woman were celebrating their wedding. I think this was our honeymoon and it was on a boat out in the middle of the goddamn ocean. And so we cut to the scene of the boat in the ocean. And then all of a sudden to Raji walking up the side of the boat. And how does she get there? We are not taking on that journey. We don't. So there's just a scene. There's one scene at ends. And then in the next scene to Rogers on the boat about to kill everybody. And you just like, but how did we get here? How does she know where they were out of procedures appeared on the on the fucking boat. We don't know how she got on the boat. It is not revealed at any point in the movie, not even at the end how she snuck on the boat. We'll never know. But yeah, I don't remember. What are we talking about? Girls. Yes. So I was really disappointed in all the aunties who decided to come out in their varying degrees of support for our Kelly because somebody has to be vigilant about black girls. And you would think it would be black women. You really would. I can't somebody has to be passionate about our black girls being protected and not allow these men to sexually assault and rape them. Like they have for so long. It's a reason that that whole, you know, yo- creepy uncle don't leave him around the kids. There's a reason why people keep talking about shit like that. Because y'all keep letting these nigga slide, and it just needs to be I just refuse. I will not be that woman. I will always be the bitch who is extra about protecting black girls. I don't even understand why Amy thing is said besides the obvious general like I don't even understand where in in the brats in the. Brats case. Like, right. You trying to defend your friend, which is so dumb at this moment. You still no no one who is France Kelley should still be dumb enough to try to defend him. When we all know what he did not allegations. We know what our Kelly did. So why aren't even soon? Befriends lurk. No. I mean, I'm totally loss right there. But I guess they grew up together. And she don't write with like disown him or whatever. But I mean, fine. That's fine. I guess leave us out of it. Just my thoughts and prayers are with the victims. And I hope they find the healing they need or so you have to say you talk with your spinal cord when you turn your back and walk away and don't say nothing or that. But all that much like right to Raji. What what were you trying to prove with this wrong hash day, like say you fallen tier to this? You did you did it. Nobody asked you to do that. And I was thinking this is she in the middle of. Of like promo for this movie's. Fuck would you alienate, the very women that you wanna come see this on the daily show, not the tonight? On any of the shows makes me on her own accord, read the side. Why can't we just all emphatically say we will not support or allow abusers in our community? If you touch our little girls as our children, not our little girls if you sexually assault our children. You're getting the fuck out here. You'll be shunned ostracize we send you to jail if at all possible, but we are cutting off your connections to community and family because you don't deserve them because you are preying on our children. Why can't we all feel that way? I don't get it. Well, that's it for this section on the week hot tops bottoms in the attic, which is nine about and Frank not yet. Anyway. Let's take a break. Hey today show comes from care of. Yes. Our sponsored today makes health and wellness a top priority with help of care of monthly subscription vitamin service. 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So these songs are like supposed to be theme songs for that kingdom. Right. Right. Exactly. And she has saying she has she sang the theme for pretty much all of the games. Okay. This new fem-, though, real exp- produced is how does the singer the artist? I thought that was the name of song. No, no, got it. She. For the I guess the game's main theme now is the song. Mitch she sings in scroll IX produced it, and I hate it. So no is it because of the scarlet is one thousand percent because of the screw is the. Yes, that's what it is. I haven't heard if so on necessary like the songs for that for the franchise especially songs, she sings usually have a lot of instrumentation in Lanc. It's usually very lake big and full of. It's very disneyesque. Like, it's like a Disney score song almost by this, wonderful Japanese. I'm pretty sure Steffi's yakking tell me if I'm wrong, and yeah, they're always really really beautiful songs and the other song. I can't remember what it's called don't make me. It's right here in my tunes. I feel like they probably don't think twice. Okay. Is the other song that song? I like, and it's more. More like what I expect to hear from her in this game franchise. The other one is literally it sounds like a slinky going downstairs. Everyone loves this link. Okay. Heard didn't get he was involved. I was like lower. Let let's let's make this. The one time did something note. No, no, no. He didn't. He stuck with. What he no, right? Everyone's got Elaine. Okay. Well, didn't really get any of that. But all right song from the thing. Grow kingdom. Hearts fans would be the only ones who guys should game show. Streaming anything. Well, yeah. You can go on go. Listen to it in English or Japanese. But okay. Yeah. I didn't expect for you. Oh, yeah. I fully relate. I don't get it. But are you caught up on Steven universe? Is the next question seen universally? No, not necessarily. I we have lots of others. If you're not caught up. I am. Me too. So the question is from linear, and it basically says bitch Giles, see, Stephen you. Allie about it. All my God. Yes, we can talk about it too. To beach. We'd be spoiler free. If you haven't seen it was I think air two days ago, if you haven't seen the finale this, then, you know. Hit the fast for the next few minutes through this question, but quite possibly all league. Best animated series of all time. I starting at the thirteen minute, Mark. I was in tears. The layers the meaning the symbolism up city. I couldn't. Bursting black girl hair. Black woman coming the fucking day. Very black and Connie was like got this where her cute little sore. They're busy. I'm sitting it was like I make my own sword for my law. Lava billowing in my there's so many messages in Steven universe about loving yourself. And. Janati different from the other people in your world. But that just means the world is fucked up not you, and it's just so good being years than and then turning around and putting that abuse on others and finally come into times that like there's so much in this fucking show and leading up to this finale. I was already like okay quit playing with may quit play with me like whatever's going on quit fucking playing. But then that hour long movie, or whatever I just I was. By the end when she came in and or not she came in. But Stephen did that song, and they were like showing how the diamonds were going around and like blessing all the gyms again over and everything I was I was no more good. I cried let's see all the spots in which I should tears. I definitely cried during the very very end when he sang that changed my mind on which was like six. It was very short. I can't wait for the volume two of that of the songs from the show, by the way. Hurry about up with that. 'cause I still play them Steven universe songs. The second time that made me cry when he when white diamond took the gym out of his belly. And his mom's spirit. Yes. Formed as him like embraced him. Yes. When it went from her as a diamond to hers wars rose courts, and then to Steve it was like I started crying because I was like he was always through the whole series. Stephen has been stressed about whether he's himself or some weird incarnation of his mother. And so it was fully. If actually there's somebody. I saw my explore page to sometimes it's done for. There was somebody who like blended that scene of them dancing together with like some video and audio of the lion episode straight to video that was like where she's talking about love that feeling because she essentially set it in that episode. So all of the time these diamonds are treating Stephen as if he's really paying right and. In that moment and for a second bitch. I was almost like my nigga if pink comes out of their loan. Jalen, I am going to die, right? Mirror so brilliant because it was literally like manifestation the who. So he got confirmed. Like, I am me. But like, my mom is alive. Within me. I don't have to like, I am me. And I always have been me is not this was such like the like the service to the phantom and was so great all of those images. Oh, so brilliant to wake them by by way of fusion. Because when he started with with Amazon, we've got smokey. I was like, oh, smoky quartz, cool, whatever. But then I realized oh shit visiting about to go and do it Pearl with the rest of them. I couldn't believe what was the Pearl's fusion call. I can't remember. I was like wait a minute bad bitch alert, first of all a man when they unfazed now all of a sudden, they have new clothes pearls eighties jacket. Okay. Her money, golden euro, risk styled, right? Love Garnett's, new visor. Just loved sun stone. Oh, my talk about white diamonds. Right. That bitch. What a bad bid. And I knew she would be. But even why diamond with her like incredible rules in being all fucking strict and hateful in all that. Even why dominant in the end when Stevens or was so strong that it broke through harsh it as she started trying to coach she's like, but I'm supposed to be perfect of pure. That's all y'all who are beating yourselves up every day, holding yourself to impossible standards. Maybe repeating the negative things that adults in your life sets you when you were children and you trying to act like you should be so perfect in the new project shit onto everybody else. And when you finally realize bitch on fly, just like we all are. And it's part of our beauty though. We're all flawed. You know, if you wanna call them flaws in different ways, it's just are fucking differences. You don't have to be perfect or flawless or anything else. You can just be. From like a fictional standpoint. I really loved by diamond because. She's a great villain. She is she the great villain because first of all there was so much mystery around her leading up to actually singer for the first time the design of the character is incredibly beautiful, but one of my favorite types of villains. Are the villains that have like a really smooth and like soft tone and behavior to them almost as if like, I don't ever have to really get bent out of shape or raise my voice because none hosts could beat me. Like, there's no like there's no reason for me to ever really get bent out of shape because you angle what my ass. So the fact that likes she literally said she for the most for most of the time that we saw her these diamonds and stuff like that. She always had like she had great manners. And she spoke really softly, and very polite, and but this really elegant, but then at the same time when she turned everybody like black and white and motionless. Yeah. That shit was Caridi. When she what a great Ville. Trolling this themsel-. Like, all her voice was coming out of all them. I was like this is the stuff of nightmares work. Rebecca it was. So so it was actually the type of like series. Finale, you pray for the fact that another season is coming this fall. I just give thanks way. They said this fall. Yeah. Another this. Well, they say it out loud. It was just a little graphic at the end of the you'll probably still wiping tears away. But yes, staving universities in six come in this fall like hell way to see what's going to God. It was so good. I was just so full after that like this is what I needed to such a grit and honesty doesn't get enough credit for how good of a fucking show. It is. It's so great though, like the character development has been amazing over the entire series of the show animation has always been real. The inclusion of like music and all of the different layers in reflections of I've like real life stuff. I love personally, not even just the like. The anime ask the enemy s quality of having these bad ass characters and female form in their weapons transformations and all of that I've loved since I was a child in Salem in things. But from like, a gender perspective don't know. From a like, I love the like, the hymns and hers she's in hers, and as in there, I just love that is so it's just hits on so many things so effortlessly and flawlessly, and it's so well done at the same time the pacing was so good. It legit felt like a movie like a series. Finale. The fact that it's not done. No, right. 'cause I'm like this was honestly the perfect like you could have ended the series right here. You've given me enough. I would have been full lecture. You have given me fuck enough. The fact that she got something else in the vault coming this. I just can't wait. I don't know. How else this show could evolve is some geniuses work type of show that whatever is coming up next could have been something that was planned from the beginning. Because if you look at the way that this show has moved up until the point we are now things had to have already been known from way before the show started. It's not like it clearly is not one of those shows where they're sort of going with the flow on on the story like so much so many breadcrumbs where left or like little hints have been left and dropped throughout the entire series. So it's very clear that they have had like a direction that they're going. And I'm sure they already have like a ton more stuff in the future. And like I'm ready shoes to fill but I'm. Yes. Confident that they're to this. Oh, fuck buck. It's so good. It really needs to be in conversation for like. Yeah. At least one of the best animated shows ever because it's right up there, and it might be number one in my opinion, especially for it to be an original working idea. So good. I really feel like, you know, Rebecca sugar probably already had this whole idea of a sister or daughter who didn't fit in with our family didn't fit at home left and had, you know, her own complicated, whatever and a different life, and then her child in being the one to repair all the shit that happened back at home. I would not be surprised if Stephen sort of came in like a little later, I could totally see the diamond sort of being the beginning of the store, and there's plenty of stories to tell actually there's so much about how the diamonds got to the point where they will also fucking hateful. Damn way. What if what if? Okay. What if? All right. This to be the what if there's a black. Now, follow me what if in her quest for perfection? Why diamond rid the planet know of her sister black diamond? For saying that she was flawed or a nigger or something. All star, whatever. Saying and raced all memory of her people don't nothing about black diamond find out about her equally. If not more powerful counterpart on you never fucking comeback for for revenge. And what's? I like that should be the new intactness because I would love to see what a black diamond will look like black diamond comes back. She's like, so Jeff Lewis, all you bitches are hugging. Now with the fuck is this. If you wanna stay. Oh, okay. Maybe I like that. I just really really enjoyed the the season finale allot. It was really just outstanding shout out to the whole cast. Because y'all did the fuck. Did nigga when Stephen and Connie fused at the ball. Why why it's Pearl was like undo what the fuck y'all. Everybody was like that actually. And then Garnett was gonna have to come through me, and then amethyst and Pearl fuse book immediately, and then that those random paradise fuse, and they were like me too. And in the paradox always knew I wasn't the only one I cried. So especially white, then immediately marble us all over or whatever you call. She fucked her should she was like a shut the fuck. Y'all go somewhere on had bullshit. But I was like men that just makes me think like rose wasn't even the only one on home world who was different. No. Of course, there others on home world who are different. And they were following the structure that was lady them by lying so beautiful. I'm saying so many different show personalities and desires and things like that that they can express because it wasn't allowed right? So yeah. As we sell with the underground crew who had had in. Off. Right, which is homegirl with the like who predict stuff late or whatever. She's fucking. She is so fucking adorable. Yeah. I need I need everything. Like, honestly, I just want for you on Steven universe is just do its credit deserve Selga because I want more. I'm more of it. I want more more often I want several movies on graphic novels. I got one more video games. I want obviously, we need obsidian. Pop funk owes because I have all the other ones. So I. I'm sitting in my life on stone. I need all of the fusion's and all the other ones. We don't have the I need white pink. I think there's already a pink one. I'm almost one hundred. Pink diamond. I have a row, and I have a lion. I'm pretty sure that there's a pink one already 'cause I'm I'm I'm almost one hundred two miles right now. But I need blue. I need yellow and I need why. So oh man when business came through started controlling the mama came punch that bitch in the face. We just have to get inside her head so much symbolism watch the fucking just watch the show. Good watch it watch. It by yourself watch. What your kids watch, which do whatever? It's just so feel good. And and so nice, and I love it saw my shot out the same. All right. We couldn't end on a positive notes are less letter come through. Jessica who says. Are you? Sure. Yes. I am married. I am happy marriage. But my husband is in the military, which means he deploys a lot. That leaves me alone with the kids also makes me mad because I literally have no life. So when I get free time, I try to take advantage. And this I started when I went home and ran into an old fling that I met ran into an old flame that I'm at up with we went to a movie to a hookah bar, and then we fucked my mama's car, art stra to know, then there was this guy. I've been talking to before I got married, and I decided to meet up with him, and he was a waste. Although if you didn't catch the hand, I definitely did him too. I work in corporate America. And I am always around boring people, but I met this guy at work who is also married, but he is the vendor delivery guys. So we flirt casually, but it's all in fun because I know in real life, our past would never really cross outside this office really matter this fast where to mid December weeks change numbers on I thought it'd be cool to talk on occasion. But that was a huge mistake. We definitely started fucking. And when I say, we go at it, we go edit, we get it in before work during lunch, and if we can before he goes home, and I go to pick up my kids. The problem that I'm having. Okay. Is that this nigga mentioned leaving his family? So he could be with me. And when he noticed my reaction, switch up real quick. Now, my father starting in the phone, but I thought we hadn't understanding listening going back on the plan. I want you to know before you judge the situation. When I got pregnant I was twenty one and my husband was twenty six and I told him when we got married that I wasn't ready because I Lokey still wanted to be a ho, but he didn't listen. Really married anyway. But I just thought that this will be a great sad piece. When we keep that way into my husband came home, and Nope, he wants more. So how do I stop this with the smallest amount of damage to my career and marriage? This really can't afford me nor my kids. He ain't got a pot of his name, but he has a huge and that should feel so good. All right. Literally fucks this should k- SIS. However, the departments truly shit. What should I do y'all help? Jessica, see and Jessica. Oddly enough. I have a read for some people like you that was going to do this week. But just you need to watch the universe. Nothing to do with this letter. But you just do by the way, I did find the the pink diamond there is Fargo. Oh. Well, it's only two left is that. It can there's a twelve inch blue diamond jumbo plush that will be order right now. Buying it. So yeah, what was her name Connie? Jessica don't know. I'm Connie is the bad bitch Stevie like when I tell you. Yeah. Well. To this. This is bad has this is bad. Jessica. So. You may not your mind you've made up your mind that cheating is for you this lapis Lasley to. Oh, okay. Say as the waterwings, right? Okay. Sorry. You. This nigga is he's not even like, you know, over seas handling business in Singapore or like going back packing in in your because he's just always wanted to write this nigga, deployed in this shit countries. Fucking military is in the military. Yeah. He's in the military. He's deployed right now. You're just like, okay. Well, I got three fo on the side. And then they just doing too much from in. My nigga helped me what what are we she wants to end this with the least amount as you anyway, because she already admitted to us that before she got married. She did want to concede still wanted to be. And as you said, you twenty one, of course. Right baby, another baby you wasn't ready to settle down. So that really just means you should not have sent. Maybe you thought he wasn't gonna take care of his kids get married. I don't know what your reason was there's no excuse for. But like this especially because like, you have this isn't even the first person you cheated on your husband with right? So you've told us you made the mistake of fucking somebody that you see at work, even if he is just like the coke deliveryman, or whatever he still comes to you fucking job. Steven universe. Pleasures? Yeah. I mean, I feel like you can end it. What? You need to end it regardless. Why a because he wants to leave his family to be with you. And you don't want to be with him. And even if you made one with him, you shouldn't allow him to leave his family for you a because that's his family, and because you got one two on top of that you should you should stop seeing him because they're cheating on your nigga out here every day risk in his mother fucking life. Is he he might not be on the way. I don't know what he's doing his check back home damning. How dare you? Right. Counts all over the place. They will spouse military car get ten percent off every day. I'm where this is like dare you disrespect this man, take care of UNM kids. I mean, actually don't have no problem with your disrespecting husband. I just feel like curl sleeping with somebody at work with the fuck was you think so I think that the gag is. Well, like, your your co worker. Yeah. My advice to you is to just be up front. I know you're in love with his dig. But you have got to think about the longtime consequences of what you're doing grow their longtime, Dick's everywhere. Right. You could fuck somebody somebody you don't work with. Those what I'm saying. If you don't do it don't be sloppy about it. If we cannot convince you to stop cheating on your God, damn, man. At least do it with somebody that you don't work with. Yes. That is the bare fucking minute break it off if he acts weird or tries to spread some well. Hopefully, he does actually start telling people that look that would be real you never know with a nigga scoring right? You never know. And then it could get back to your husband, which means you really gonna be fucked and all you can band. It could also hope then he don't tell. It could also get to your wife who is not overseas and might job. With the ratchet. So right. She might be one of them types that don't ever blame her man for doing nothing. Is that bitch Falk has she knew he was married. So, you know, situation if I were you I would stop fucking this man immediately at the moment. Right. That things go. Well, and that you don't actually have to see him that often at work in when you do like y'all avoid each other and just be adults about it and go on about your fucking business. But if not or if you try if you feel uncomfortable or if he starts being weird not accepting. No as an answer, whatever I would probably try to find another job. I probably would. I probably would this is why you don't sleep with co workers. I mean, you also don't commit adultery, but you don't with coworkers. Belly? Which one I considered to be worse. Of course. Her husband for somebody who's making a whole lot less money. Of course, you're not gonna do that. I'm gonna go with you thinking about your husband when you decided to cheat on as I said like you sound like you would have cheated on nigga if he went to work at at some really really don't sound like, oh, even if you had a nice desk job, you would still be fucking on the side because you went ready to give mutual probably get a divorce. Right. That's what I was getting into like, you knew you wanted to be single and fucking before you got married, and you are now non single and fucking you might as well just be like, you know. I just need to be single in fucking cheated on us severely quite often. And Intel him that if you know if he don't. We. I would just say I would just tell the original truth, which is that I never felt ready for the responsibility of marriage, and I hope that we can be responsible dependable co parent for one another, but I don't wanna be in a relationship anymore and hope that your co workers lady friend doesn't find on fan. Just pray that that yet pray that he keeps his mouth shut. Because if a no other reason, he scared his wife finding out you just pray that that is the case. And that he ain't one of these things that don't give a fuck if his wife. No, not as all I got for you. Because the rest of this girl is just it's looking like the bad you you made. And so you're going to have to lie in it playing a dangerous game over crisis. Playing fashion live around on fucking. I if you divorce him at least, you know, that Chasa poor is gonna come through because military they will take this shit out before he even get the rest of his check. But this if you know at some point the military, don't also stop being paid. We don't really know what's gonna happen because United States government is still very going the truth now being run by a bunch of. But for now the military's get night checks. And so I wouldn't even worry about child support that sort of thing, you should probably really investigate being single and see if that's what you want for your life t I mean, honestly because rush to break up with him. I try not to rush break up with him as quickly when marriage is involved. It's so much easier. Just break up with somebody dating. Yeah. Later. I mean, we'll have contract right? But in this situation, a you're not doing right by this guy. And be you never really seem to want to be married in the first place like you, again, probably would continue cheating anyway because you like it. So just stop teenage just be single even. Yeah. The solid ice. Okay. Talking about the temperature in the house, or what how how cool or how you leave the bedroom where whatever we're time the nest up not not looking right? You're not going to pay like your. Completely adultery. Once you've done it with different people saw I'm inclined to believe you now ready to stop. And that home has also about to be wrecked. Just like put the dick is great right SIS. Yeah. You giving us all these reasons that it's a bad idea. And then you like, but the dig grow you did can't run your life like that. I have a message for this ruin your fucking life. If you let it don't let it all right? Singer questions to ask the free to gmaiLcom. We'll be right back. Hey, guys. This episode of the Reed is brought to you by third love with tag labels, so clutch ultra saw fabric signature half-cup, sizes, and straps that won't slip third. Love is hands down the most comfortable Braulio own. 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Why people don't like those words purposes and Meghan McCain really upset because some of the other girls were talking about, you know, we'll Republicans step up to the plate now with Donald Trump because the whole border wall thing is a dog whistle for racism. The government is still shut down. And you know is over this dumb wall and all this shit. So another one of the girls, as you know, I don't know all of their names. But she said, you know, do you think the forty two percent of Americans who support this dumb ass while are racist? And so the other girls says I don't know in Meghan McCain jumped in and said, I think this is the problem with identity politics in this country when you broad stroke, everyone, all black people think one thing all Hispanic stink. Thing. All Republicans think thing that's how we got ourselves into this mess. Please don't pay me just because I'm four border security that I am somehow racist and one we are another because I don't think that's fair. Do you think forty two percent of Americans are racist? And joy Behar was about to say something. And then Meghan was like you did just call forty two percent of the country. There was an implication that they could be racist. That is something that is going to make Abby uncomfortable. And so then joy Behar was like, okay, check the platform and Megan sued. This is the part that I'm cousin around for this is the part. I am John McCain's daughter, I am not someone who sits here and is okay with racism. John McCain, and it's fun now. I know you have fond feelings about your daddy. I personally don't when he us shuffled a little jig because he was some of the incredible irony. Abacha father is he was like struggling with a brain tumor dealing with that and probably lived a lot longer than you know, the average American would have because he had such incredible wealth than the best doctors all the private care you could ever hope for in order to keep him alive as long as possible at the same time, you're raggedy as daddy was trying to not healthcare to the rest of us. So I don't have these same fuzzy feelings for that negatives you do. But I would just like to remind you that your father voted against making MLK a national holiday your father felt like that was something this country needed. And so what going do is prove to me that you're not racist by citing your own fucking daddy. That's not it, and you can be. For border security, even though you know borders are magic, Harry, and no one is a legal you can be four border security without being for this fucking wall, which is a five point seven billion dollar. And that is grossly underestimated investment in something that doesn't even protect the entire fucking border. And then we'll require some much money to maintain. You're gonna meet people guarding the fucking bored. Or you're gonna need people like in watchtowers shit trying to see it's this, isn't it isn't even going to be just six billion dollars. And and so if you are for this fucking wall, which is a massive waste of taxpayer money money that could be used, you know, so many things our children we start with our children. We can start with making sure every American child is fed which a lot of them won't be since you're the man that you just cannot seem to stop. I don't understand. Why you feel this way? Trump. But you know, he's cutting off food stamps for millions of people in this country because of this fucking wall, even if you were for border security, you have to understand that this wall is not worth it all this money for what most of the undocumented people in America, get here by plane, the plane can go over the wall. This is about hating Mexicans. If it was about hating immigrants. You'll be pulling the wall at least the northern border covers Canada. You just talking about this strip. It's like. It's all about keeping Mexicans out. It's all about the people who cross the border from the south. It is not about getting these ninety fiance hopefuls and all them other fuck out of here. It's not that. It's not keeping these Europeans who come over for extended vacation and just go back home whenever the fuck. They feel like if they feel like it's not about that. At all. It's not about ending chain migration for whites. It's about keeping Mexicans out. It's about hatred and racism towards those people. That's it is nothing to argue about Megan. And the fact that you decided to cite fuck fucking daddy. I mean, I left Har I said, let me make sure John McCain. Okay. Let me just make sure I could've swore. Right under that when he died. I forgot it who Thome now SIS that's not it. So fuck Meghan McCain. Also fuck tomato Laren for coming for Cardi B the way she is. I love that Cardi is him in this bitch. But honestly, Tommy's only doing it because she's getting some attention from it. If cardiac ignored as she probably wouldn't have never tweeted her again, or whatever, but Cardi is easily Hedlund the bitch. The only downside is now why people are using dog while 'cause they never heard it before. And so it's about trust watch. Why people are about to start saying dog walk all the time when it's not appropriate because everytime. You learn our slaying you start fucking it up. And then we don't wanna use a number. And if I have to stop saying a dog while this bitch, I'm gonna be really pissed. Wife, I'm very attracted to their for his. But the other person I went to cuss out this week is a man named Nathan Sutherland is thirty six years old. He is a licensed practical nurse in Phoenix Arizona a heard about this a few weeks ago. And we're gonna talk about it on the show. But I am glad I waited until now because don't know if you heard about the story at hacienda healthcare. There's a woman who has been in a coma for. Since she was three years old. She's twenty nine now. So she has been not in a coma, but she's been in long-term long-term care, and she is in a coma or a vegetative state something like that she's not conscious ochre anyway, I think three or four weeks ago. This woman went into labor and delivered a baby. And so I think the CEO of the company resigned because clearly someone had raped this woman, and the whole story now was like, you know, who did this? And why why would you do this? What kind of sick fuck are you the sick? Fuck is named Nathan Sutherland. He has been charged after his DNA was found to match the babies they actually had to get a court order for the DNA because he refused to take or given vested deny sample. Now. What I'm guessing is that they just automatically requested DNA samples from all the men who work in the facility because I figured, you know, probably happened because of access and literally it was because of excess he was an LPN at the facility, and he is the one, you know, I guess it's still allegedly. But he was terminated obviously. As soon as they learned of the arrest. But yeah, he raped her sometime between February. In April and. That was it on charges of sexual assault and vulnerable adult abuse. And he is being held on a five hundred thousand dollars cash only bond. I'm pretty sure his LPN salary is not going allow him to do something. Like this like he's not going to be able to bail himself out. It ain't no, no. You ain't got no five hundred thousand dollars. Honestly, I hope the day that she went to prison was the last you spent outside. I hope you never see another day outside 'cause you got to be one sick fuck to do something. Like this. You have no conscience period. You don't have no kind of soul to do something like that. You are depraved as fuck. It's something really fucking wrong, which you my nigga, and I'm pissed because he is black get the he kinda like federal uncle. Grow. Yeah. Thirty six years old, sir. Wouldn't in a whole fuck is wrong with you throw this nigga under the jail lock the key throat throw the key away as well. Because how how are you this grouse like? All the people interviewed in this article talking about how he was always, nice, and polite and all this. And actually they said the same thing about Billy McFarland in that documentary. Everybody was like, you know, if you met him, you would never think he was a con artist. You would never think he was like this terrible person. Who scams everybody he's ever met? Like, he just seemed so charming and personable in all this like, the devil wears a lot of different fucking faces and the devil the devil can look like Billy McFarland coming to take your last dollar or the double can look like a LPN who is charged with taking care of people in a very vulnerable state and turn around violating them. Instead. I can't even fathom like, even if she isn't a vegetative state her body. The fact that nobody even noticed that she was pregnant like she I can't I don't understand how she carried this baby time even a miracle that that this this feed is survived pregnancy. Because. So nice to say men are garbage. You know, I wouldn't be listless to universe. Unless just keep like three that we've vetted that are decent. And then the rest of them can go they, you know, we just bubble them up like the corrupted gyms and put him under the earth's crust until we figure whatever the fuck is wrong with them because something's wrong something is wrong with our society very much. So that's what I had to say. Well. For to begin. Okay. So first thing I want to say is this is going to be directed towards a white man named Mark Bartlett fifty one year old who in an ever so courageous manner decided to pull out a gun on some black boys who were protesting and Miami. So there is this this protests slash movement called bikes guns down bunch of kids and other protesters ride their bikes around Brickell in Miami. And the protest is. It's sort of in in in the topic of like gentrification, essentially, the housing situation in liberty city, and you know, them tearing stuff down in black people being priced out and moved out of the city that they've lived in grew up in and all that type of stuff. So that's essentially what a lot of. A lot of so many like like that smack the fuck outta me because I'm living in watching it like all around the city all of the time. And I go all over the place when we travel and stuff and hear about it happening there too. Like, it's crazy the whole nation anyways. So at some point a woman named Dana Scully on or something like that gets into a screaming match outside of vehicle with some of the boys who are on their bikes protesting video in viral efforts. You could see the first thing that you see in the video is this woman who happens three white. Yelling at this younger black boy who's backing away from her and she says something like get get out of the fucking road and don't touch me or something like that. But I want you to know like she's approaching him with her finger up in his face and he's backing away. And no she's outside. Okay. Outside the car at this point got it at some like right after that happens. One of the boys friends are so see. It's one of the boys who was there with him approaches them on his bite. If you look at the video he's doesn't like she claims that he rode the bike over her foot. I see the bike toucher foot in the video. But let's say that the bike did run over her foot. Right. Just by looking whether you're in a situation are not it was very clear that he did not do that intentionally. Right. So you're out here fussing with this group of boys for protesting industry. It is very clear that they're. Testing because they have signs in their hands with what they're protesting on the side. So you upset for what just because it was some black boys sticking up for what they believe in. Or I don't really understand. Notch along after that you see this guy is fifty one year old dumb ass named Mark approach them with a gun in his hand. Of course, little white girlfriend comes in is that one he was kind. Of course, the boys by that time. They see the gun and they're like they dispersed. They move like because we already know what time Trayvon was just down the street. So. Fuck gonna play that man. He's calling them all kinds of niggers. They've both called them a bunch of eggs because they're doing what again, then Covington Catholic boys thugs. Sorry. The fact that you fell. Like you needed to pull out a gun and approach these boys? When he first of all your started with them before that 'cause there's also video of them of him in the car yelling at them on while they're on the street, and I'm assuming that took place prior to the video that we saw because the boy in that video said that he was telling him to come to the white man and car was gonna come over there. And then he saw him pull up the gun. And he was like when he started the gun. He moved away. And again in the clip that, you know, went viral you hear her yelling to them to get out of the street and talking about somebody ran over her of her foot. So he's since been arrested, and I can't remember what they think of charging him with oh carrying concealed weapon. Right. But apparently prosecutors in Miami is trying to upgrade those chargers and include hate crime, please. And I believe that the hate crime, absolutely. Should be acknowledged. And it's because this was very clearly fueled by the fact that these were black kids, right? There were some white boys or some white Latino kids y'all would've ver- ever even even got out of the motherfucking car much less guy fucking guard with a gun because you already nobody arap for you. You did that shit because they were black. And I know it for a fact because it's reflective in your speech and your behavior the way that you spoke to them the slurs you yelled at them you treated them like as if they were trashed when they literally was out there like bre, whereabouts alike. Braley have situations where our friends our families us might not have a place to live because of what people are doing. So I don't even hear the fucking extra bullshit. Like at all give this nigga. Here's. Just as it's on who the fuck you think you are running down on somebody stuck in baby with a gun over your dumb ass girlfriend who for whatever reason is not in the vehicle that you're driving and rather is outside of the car fussing with these fucking these children. Then Furthermore, fuck all of the people broadcasters included in Miami who brought up what these kids were possibly doing before this incident because they're talking about. Oh, well, the kids before we're seeing at one point peeing off the side of the bridge or like, urinating off the side of a bridge or whatever. And it's like. Okay. Two things. Let's say that these kids did piss off into the ocean off of the side of this river, right? What the fuck does that have to do with the white man that was not there who later approach with a fucking firearm over something completely separate? Why are you once again trying to paint our kids as these monstrous villains who are just out in about being completely like destructed and villainous and have no kind of structure or whatever. But you will be quick to defend these little white boys from Covington for what exactly it say. They're just oh, they're just kids using your white baby out on the streets. Imag ahead on is the boldest fucking shit that she could do as a white parent white kids today in America. They're just children. So why the grown folks world? Then why if they just kids why are they wearing this shit? If those mother fuckers are just kids for having their maga- Hasaan and jumping around antagonizing native protesters and whoever the fuck else was out on top of that. Like, why did really teach their children to show zero respect? None whatsoever zero what so ever it was literally a large group of voice acting like animals for real right like in real life in front of us. And they're just boys which is like a layer conferences that goes into like, why can't that little boy in this group who may have peed off side of bridge is their gross. Yes. When his mama probably what is asked. If she did that short unlikely in liberty Sadie, so. Why can't he? Even have anything to do with the assault that happened to them. You doesn't even have anything to do with that. But why does it have to be brought up, and why do you always have to try and paint black people, especially young black people as something else like the little girl? I mean, this is years ago, but that little girl at the pool party. Yes. Who had the police come and basically treat her like? Right. And it was all of the thing swimsuit. And all that. Or when they said, Mike Brown, stole them cigarillos from the Bodega. And that's why he got show like y'all consistently do this shit. And if you would've actually killed one of those kids, you would have doubled down on. Yeah. Because they're all living and breathing breathing. Thank God that they can open their mouth, and you have lots of stuff on camera. So you see that we know like, you know, that we have seen you acts like a racist. Dumbest violent piece of shit predatory piece of shit. And so it's like the best can do now is oh, well, well, those the plaque people aren't innocent their kids P off bridges. What the fuck would a grown man brandishing a gun at children period. If a black man taking a gun out around a bunch of the white keys yellow be calling for his fucking head. If he lived to see the police station, and like, no Shay because you know, they wanted to say, you know, they wanted to like put all of this pressure on the black Israelites or whoever was out there. And it was like calling the blue eyed even for shit like that. But like this y'all are out here in your race. Like battle garments in your two thousand nineteen KKK robe, which is that fucking red and white head Vesa sensually. What it is really? Is it saying, hey, you know, that racist asshole? That's in office who keeping the government shutdown because he wants to build a wall because he hates Mexican the call them, rapists. And every other fucking terrible thing. He's done. I'm with him. That's what you're saying has should read. Hey, cuss me the fuck. I it's it's asking too, and that's a cross like gender race like that hat makes so many people angry. And that's why the mega bitches that stand for Trump where in the first and got nothing to do with this fucking country are making any goddamn thing. You wouldn't know the half have anything about it. It's just trolling people. That's all that it is making people upset with this bullshit that you can't possibly believe. I'm not trying to hear. No, they're just canes, and and people are threatening them. And they are being so means our children. The when literally for protesting to try and make their community safe. Right. These kids could have been shot. Yeah. Because of of what the negative even run over her fucking fun. They don't need a reason. So I just had to give a fuck you from my heart history, Mark and to Dana, especially because this happened in Miami. Which is the reason I'm not shot. It doesn't surprise me. At all. Like, I lived there for the majority of my life, the racism that takes place. There are cross like, you know, whether white Caucasian people Veronica Vegas in the young. It really don't even matter like black people in Miami. As as we have made that fucking Sadie get treated like trash consistently. It's like a normal fucking thing. Right. The only difference is people recording and put it up on the internet like many of these fucking situations because if camera wasn't there, I wouldn't be surprised if he popped a couple of them shits off like into somebody in the air regardless where so fuck you right? And I hope they gave you the max that they can did you see that the men whatever his name is who had the gun out said that he called them niggers because black people still use the word, and if black people word that nobody else would so. Wow, the racist have not updated. They handbook talking points in all these years, y'all used the word nigger because you feel y'all called us that I mean. Yes, I mean, you can really kick it off. Right. Y'all have been saying longer than we have me you inherited it, this is why people should be getting therapy because he really is honesty like living. As a black person in the world is almost like banging your head against a wall continuously for your entire life. Because all that comes out of it is considered like nothing. Nothing happens. No one even really listens or digests the stuff that we say, it's like, we are the the first people you listened to right. Like, I just saw Perez Hilton God forgive me for even mentioning his stupid lame ass. Name another white for Miami defending Gina Rodriguez talking about he don't believe her to be anti-black way. Don't care. What would have to say about that? Shut. I wanna talk about why and that acting class she put on his swish. She worked someone give her fucking round. Nominate any spare. Emmy because. Mama wants her trophy SIS. Okay. I think she even conjured up to two I mean, there was a little something. Gina fucking flowers. Like this bitch X napkins dab away. Her more, sir. I don't give a fuck. Why people you cannot defend somebody who's being accused of being anti-black just. That's so far satellite. We don't care who you trying to Vince. Black people who'd likely will not go listen to somebody white not about being a black special. Specially not to Tina Marie how. Right. It's not even a white like a why wouldn't Joe Joe? Somebody who's just sort of widely. Right. Someone choose to be why this happened to me. I mean, I don't even know what the world is. I'm just saying like there's only so much that we can Tae and with the exposure of of of racism being so frequent in comparison to you know, decades ago, it's like on one end, it brings a lot more light to it, which I think empowers a lot of people who can stomach it. You know what I'm saying? Like, you mother fuckers who be every March and watch every video and do every like obvious skipping over shit. I didn't watch this video the first day that it came out with this nigga because I read what it was about. And I was like I want to turn off IBM asked me with like ninety percent of the headlines people tag me. And I'm like, I was in a good mood. And now, I'm not because of this incredibly traumatic article you just linked me to and now. Don't wanna read it because I don't wanna feel worse. This is bad. I don't fucking one to knows have no choice. So that's that's what I'm saying. Don't read about it or live it on one end. You have the the possible empowerment and just the knowledge and the we're at the point now where you people I mean, why people are still attempting to act like all of this stuff is fabricated fake news and whatnot. But you really can't. If you have any sense of common sense right on top of that being supposed to so consistently. Also does damage because it's like every day gotta get up and have something reminds you to the most extreme possible way that like being black is just. Why people act like America wouldn't be a flop without a absolutely would without black Americans only make up thirteen percent of the population. I'll remind you this country would be fucking flop from its creation its colonization until this very day. Y'all motherfuckers will literally be walking around in circles in the grass making a bid like is. Yeah, we'd probably still be dying because you didn't know how to yourselves. Feel like blind introduced to wash Klaus, but you would be known as south Canada. If not us we made this bitch. And yet we don't ever get respect. We just simply do not get the. And be included should be any grandparents of black. Why should be like? Wow, our ancestors, really enslaved yours. Like, y'all should see us, and bow frankly, y'all should be so glad that we've never once did to you. What you did us. I mean, there have been some rebuilding. But you lucky the real revolution. I never popped up. Although maybe you ought not hold your breath on that network. I wouldn't it's only going to be too much longer of this government shutdown shit. And then I just feel like eventually TSA is going to say fuck it. We not coming to work. And then what will we do when the airplanes are not taking off? No more and people can't fly in and out of America or within America. What the fuck is don't happen. Then it's also stupid Donald Trump. Don't give a fuck about the wall. You know, what he's doing energizing his race assess base, and he don't give a fuck about these federal employees and contractors and the contractors are probably not going to get back pay because they never have before. All these people not. Working and came pay bills and are gonna be victims and can't pay childcare. And and kids are coming home as mama wise, smell food in the house and all this shit. You don't get one hot nut. Fuck about us. He wants the poor, David. He don't give a fuck. Period. The cruelty is the point this is all basically like masturbation for him. He sleeps just fine knowing that is, you know, a million Americans not getting paid and still being forced to work IRS employees be forced to come back and start processing tax returns and all this shit. Why when we're not getting paid reopen the fucking sorry anyway, I've gone off on a tangent. But I'm just so fed up with this country. I have one more thing on a lighter note. Well, well, yes, definitely still alive or no. But it wasn't when I was going through it you meant so this actually in relation to Steven universe. Now. I don't know if I have to blame Karzi network variety. I want us to have to blame Verizon files. But I did what I had to do. I took a Rebecca sugar's captions on Instagram. Very seriously. She told me not like not once but twice Rebecca sugar said, hey bitch. Seven pm. Don't miss it in all caps. Now. I said all right. Look Rebecca doesn't come on. And be like, hey bitch. Miss this episode's, social media or. Yeah. So it's like, hey, this all caps message. It's already on our special, but there was urging see strong there. I was like, you know, what Rebecca I hear you my nigga I'm going to be there and on time. So may I was all set a. In front of my television. And I have had Verizon for maybe like three months now it hasn't been that long. I had to tell spectrum the second. Tell them to beat it. And so I don't really know the channels like that yet. But I know the last time that I had turned on the TV. I mean like the cable because I really have any using it to Ghana's like that I've been watching YouTube videos. Basically streaming shits. Okay. I knew the last time I'd use the cable anyway was to watch the last steam universe can't possibly be that far off. So I turned it on and at that point. It's like. Just a few minutes to seven and the jungle book movie is on though, I've actually wanted just came out. And I'm like, okay. This must be like the end of it. Seven pm hits and the jungle book movie still. Oh, no. I'm mike. So I look at the guide and it says Steven universe. Seven pm with a whole hour in the slot. It does car. That's what I'm watching. This is the surely this isn't seem universe. I know what that is. It's not even had up in the little corner account down. Yeah. That said, you know, the name of the episode was call change in mind. Namely, maybe I think the episode was call changing my specials. Call something else. Okay. All right. I get it. But there's time thing on there. That says an hour and I'm like, surely, no. Beca set our member Becker. Seven pm to decide it and the God says that saving Uber song right now but sitting university, and so I was sitting there puzzled for the longest time. I went on Twitter, I'm searching, and I look at the hash, tag and says people are watching it. So I'm like what the fuck. But then I realized maybe like five minutes to ask seven, you know, they're they're to channels when you have HD there's there's a regular in the day. I was on the channel. Because I haven't HD TV. My that's reason I pay so. TV automatically goes to the HD channels land on a regular channels or even if I like, even if it doesn't it'll be like do you want to switch to? Said it's always switch to HD mine does on on spectrum. It used to ask you can't grow. Would you rather watch? Okay. Hi def. So like, all right. Let me figure out what the card the regular Cartoon Network is and see what's playing on their find it in the two hundred somewhere jump into it. Sure enough. They're five to six minutes into Stephen worse. So I'm like that doesn't make sense. The fuck do I have to cut out because. Things. I'll make sense. What are they playing two different things? Like, right. Why why aren't they playing the same thing at the same? I mean, it's the same network. I don't understand how they're airing two different pieces of programming at the same time the differences simply resolution, it's not. It has nothing to do with like they're always playing the same thing. Sometimes they might be like a few seconds off. I've known but never a whole s motherfucking. Our? Furthermore, even just to show, my nigga, like, do, you know that the HD Cartoon Network is literally out here. Promoting something that it's talking about next up Steven universe. Data tonight at seven I'm like nigga. It's seven oh five like, this is all wrong. Like, what are you wanted to watch Steven universe or not? But yeah. It is the fucking finale. It is an hour long tonight. And Rebecca fucking told me I can't fucking MRs episode. I'm not gonna let it like Instagram or any of these these social media places ruined ruined. This for me. And I don't wanna watch it in standard definition. I wanna watch HD. So what I had to do. This is so weird turn off the cable. Playstation with all my apps, and I went to writing doing whatever on the computer. I just wasted time until Amazon prime sent me emails that says there's a new episode of Steven. To watch. When I tell you. I did not log into shit until that shit came on Amazon prime and watch all day. Do you think about it? I know there's going to be too much spoiler content content in this episode. And I know the charge going to jump on Instagram and spoil all of it at eight o'clock if not while the so is fucking happening. And you're not going to spoil this for me. And thank God. Okay. That there is a. I'll protect me because nothing was more for me. I didn't see anything. And literally the moment that I finished the episode. I think I went to go get lengthened food, and like I just had opened my phone as I was going down the stairs. And I went to Instagram and the first thing that I saw on Instagram was Rebecca's post of the concept art for their new home. Pearl. Her new motorcycle jacket. I was like God. Thank you Lord. You know, what I said that I was going to start. I was going to open my mouth, and I was gonna start at knowledge ING, all of the blessings may bigger small, and I'm going to acknowledge this big win. Because a what an episode we already talked about be. I hate should. I like being spoiled for me period. I gotta catch up on smarter. I'm about to get that should spoil. Yeah. You probably because it's so. I don't know who I want to say it's a rise in thing. I think so I don't know. But it's sounds like it sounds like Cartoon Network was like, we're airing the fucking movie, I recently, and so maybe maybe somebody I don't know. I don't know how that works. I don't either. But y'all pissed it showed up just found on my DVR. I would have been so mad edge if somebody had ruined up city infamy. And then I try to be slick, right? So because usually Amazon might not send you the episode Elson is like millenial, maybe midnight, sometimes like a few hours after midnight or whatever. And so I was like all right. I'm going to record the hour after the case at after that Steven universe on the spot said samurai, Jack, and then maybe American dad or some adult swim shape. So they all right. I'm gonna record those two because they should be Steven universe. Right. So the whole thing goes off, I wait till nine o'clock then so that I can jump into the DVR hit play samurai, Jack. They played the who they didn't even hear it who is responsible somebody played a game. And if it happened to any of y'all if you're as big of a fan as I am, and it happened to you, and you did get something spoiled. I believe that you deserve compensation. I'll know if they can credit account 'cause let me tell you something I would have fully called variety. I don't know what she's about to do about this Bill. I'm just not going to. You can't play with people like with finale is coming on TV. Now, you came Steven universe. Doesn't even come on all of the time. Like, we get it in spurt. Yep. So stop playing that episode was too beautiful to to well-done to good good to have that have happened. And you had like an episode fifteen fucking minutes long, and they'd be fitting whole stories into these this show. It's just they went around the world and back later k if somebody I'm sorry, I just keep thinking that moment that us up city and literally screened had JAL ruin Nefer me. I'll be found the class action lawsuit. When all had they were all gonna fuse. So they can get up the spaceships earned, and when they first jumped into each other in that light formed paused it refilled my vape and. I was like all right. This is about to happen. Right. It was just like oh my God. The fact that we we had already gotten all of those fusion. Yeah. As they were falling down that day. And I was like nigga we're getting another one. I couldn't take it. Yeah. I'm gonna go home and watch it again. Yeah. Sorry, if you fess for the other spoilers, and then just came across these are bed. But it's that good go shit. I mean, even if we have split for you, go watch it anyway, 'cause you still haven't gotten the full scope of how great not you still need to experience. Yes. But it is one of the shows that you need to watch from the beginning or pretty early on. So that you understand what's going on. I mean, we all follow it. You just won't get all of the back story with all the characters and everything it's worth it. The majority of is on Hulu, and like we said the episodes. I fifteen minutes long. They're not even sometimes they're like eleven so they're really very very short. You can absolutely breeze past. I've actually watched Steven universe front to back. At least what's on Hulu, and what I have purchased on Amazon. On like a ton of times at watched so many times, but we sit here and describe what everything fucking looks like. Got a jacket, and I liked the visor Q jacket. What an amazing show. Love that fucking show so much this just perfect. So yeah. Anyway, one somebody tried my nerves and really decided that they were going to try and take my experience for me that I had waiting for and understand how that happen. Somebody needs to answer for their crimes. That's it Nestle. Well, that's it for me. All right. Well that wraps up. This week's episode of the reach check us out at this is the Ray dot com and on social media at this is the read. We have a oh, yes. We have a live show in February coming up. I was like. Aren't we doing something? Our six year anniversary show is February twenty third tickets the read live dot com, I do have something to announce this week. But I didn't have it pulled up actually coming home to my hometown the place. I grew up tosa Oklahoma. I am coming February seventh I will be at route sill, which is the library on the north side as the library. I grew up going to every summer. Would take me every week. And just let me check out that that was the the library where checked out all the Stephen King books and learn what a blow job was and. It's lower. Yeah. It'd be nice to come back. So. Yeah. Thursday, February seventh from six to eight thirty. I will be it. Russell not cursing. Even though the flyer does say, it is, you know, for mature audiences only, I will still, you know, try to keep acute, and we'll talk about, you know, things me and y'all in such as but excited to do something in Oklahoma for the first time and just could not be more thrilled that it is at the library that I went to so many neutral. I mean, and this library is just a few blocks away from high school in it is right across from Carver middle school. Which is another end. It's just in that whole area of pine Peoria and near where the get been started and near with a race riot like issues so much history. And so much of my history wrapped up, so Tulsa, I hope I see there. There's no registration or anything. It's free and open to the public. So I imagine it's just gonna be a space thing. So I guess get there on time because I'm not sure how many people will show up or even how many people can fit. So. All right. See? Oh, then. Okay. Well, that's fun. Do you have anything this week? Not to my knowledge. Okay. Alex. If you did probably whatever I don't know what what is tamer crying about. Now jesus. She she only on the nose. You know, she won't big brother. No, no. I did not know show. You're crying. It's hurry. I don't know big brother in America. There's been a big. What? This show in the UK and people just watch originated in the UK. And it's definitely still showing you and the UK want his way better. But I'm not one for big brother. I just usually see clips of it when something viral happens. Oh same. I've never watched a full. Don't want wanna watch a bunch of B see dealer. Celebrities living in a house. I'm not even really sure what it's about still. And it's been on for like one ears. Isn't it just the cameras are always on? Yes. Liberties are going to like I think you can literally like watch a live stream of them in the house at any point in the day. Which is so never wanna put myself in that. Because you can't you do, but you win money for charity. I believe well, that's nice. Which is I always forget that there's like a competition involved, and it's not just like reliably. So it's like the real world where they have to do like challenges and stuff. Yeah. They literally like compete, and they vote people out and stuff like that. And there's a winner at the end. Okay. But I've never watched enough of big brother to understand how any of that were. Gotcha. I've always just watched clips crying on big brother is just clip on fresh Instagram her crime. I somebody in the commerce. What's wrong with EJ? She EJ do favor, and that is no shade to Devereaux to six. Great name and great comment. Loved loved. And sent me a video. I don't know if there was in there exercising doing yoga or some shit. But they were counting down from. Let's say twenty or fifteen and she's like singing and being extra about it. And I was cackling like. Unintentionally finding well. All right. Are we done? Do. We have an acronym. This week. Sure. A. A c g s. You know, what a Cam him like Mary fee. Yes. Okay. MCS? Yes. Back that it was previously. Another letter should be a hand. I already forgot what the. America's most Khansa premium. About. All men kin suffer true. But also, okay. One more guest. Is it a? Many. Anyone anyone anyone? Yes. That's one word. Doesn't have king guessing to anyone anyone anymore. Okay. What is it? Then whatever it was anyone can get slapped. Then I switched to any magazine. Guess what? Okay. Guess should've been a should've AMA. See g what don't matter. We will see next week.

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