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A highlight from 129 - Gardeners Never Retire: Overcoming Challenges in Your Senior Years - Duane Pancoast
"The Garden Question is a podcast for people that love designing, building, and growing smarter gardens that work. Listen in as we talk with successful garden designers, builders, and growers, discovering their stories along with how they think, work, and grow. This is your next step in creating a beautiful, year -round, environmentally connected, low -maintenance, and healthy, thriving outdoor space. It doesn't matter if you're a beginner or an expert, there will always be something inspiring when you listen to the Garden Question podcast. Hello, I'm your host, Craig McManus. In this episode, we talk about adapting to various gardening challenges. We explore making tough decisions in gardening throughout the latter seasons of life. Also, having the best attitude toward tough decisions. Mobility restrictions began taking a toll on 84 -year -old Dwayne Pankost. His gardening abilities were changing, but not his knowledge. He began sharing his and other senior gardener's experiences in his blog, The Geriatric Gardener, in February of 2017. After posting bi -monthly adaptive gardening stories, Dwayne decided to compile the best of his post into a self -published book, The Geriatric Gardener. Dwayne feels having the garden information at your fingertips is a benefit for every senior gardener. Dwayne continues to work in the family marketing communication business, which he started in 1985. The firm serves tree, landscape, and lawn care businesses. This has been episode 129, Gardeners Never Retire, Overcoming the Challenges in Your Senior Years, with Dwayne Pankost. Dwayne, why did you decide not to give up on gardening? I didn't really decide to give up on gardening. Old Edge crept up on me. One day when I couldn't get up from kneeling, I decided I was going to have to garden a bit differently. I thus started my second career preaching about adaptive gardening. What is it about gardening that keeps you wanting to go with it, no matter what age you are? I like plants, and plants seem to like me. When I could no longer do outside work, I was fortunate enough to have a mature, mostly woody plant landscape at my home, which I was able to hire out the maintenance work. So, I've concentrated on indoor gardening, especially tillandsia air plants, because they're fun, they're curious, they're easy to maintain. I have about 30 of them, and another 30 of regular soil and pot plants. Would you explain what adaptive gardening is, and how it differs from traditional gardening practices? Sure. Adaptive gardening is simply adapting your garden and your gardening to your changing physical conditions. If your knees hurt, you have to find a way to garden without kneeling, with raised beds, containers. I'm particularly fond of elevated beds, because I like to garden sitting down, and there's a place to put your legs underneath elevated beds. How does adaptive gardening contribute to the well -being and mental health of individuals facing physical limitations or health challenges? As you grow older, your knees wear out, your back wears out, your shoulders wear out, and Adaptive gardening is simply finding ways in which you can continue gardening with minimum pain, minimum disturbance to your health. It may start with just a pair of strap -on knee pads, and then it may go to getting one of these kneelers that you tip it over and it becomes a seat, or one of the other gardening seats that are available online or at some garden stores and home centers, and then going to raise beds, elevated beds and containers, eventually, perhaps concentrating on your indoor gardening. Do you find that it keeps promoting an independent spirit and self -sufficiency by continuing to garden? Oh, it sure does. Some people retire and all they do is sit in front of the television, and they're dead in six months. I'll be 85 in November, so I figure I can thank gardening for some of that longevity because it keeps me busy. I can get up in the morning, and I know I've got something productive to do. How I do it or how anybody does it is adapting is a matter of time management, only working blocks that are comfortable for you, maybe 20 minutes or maybe a half hour, and then take a rest break. If you're working outside, go into a shady spot. I used to go into my garage and sit and watch people walk their dogs up and down the street. Well, while you're there, always have a cooler of nice cold water and drink plenty of it because staying hydrated is very important to your well -being. Dehydration is one of the major causes of falls because people can get lightheaded and their balance goes crazy when they are dehydrated. Falling is one of the things you don't want to do out in the garden. I didn't realize that. I didn't know that dehydration led to dizziness. A doctor told me that I could always tell when I was dehydrated because my balance went wonky. I drank enough water and an hour or so, it was back to normal. Would you tell us about some of the decisions you had to make in your latter years? You said you're 85, but what are some of the decisions you faced going through that time period? First of all was downsizing and this can be a trauma for some people. I thought it was going to be for my late wife because she liked our house and I didn't like our house because it was a money pit from the day we moved in. It was a half -acre lot with a two -story colonial on it. It was great for raising our four sons because they had plenty of grass to play ball and do kid stuff. When walking the stairs became difficult for both of us, she was the one who decided, I think we ought to downsize. So we built a house that is about the same size as a two -story, but one story on a quarter -acre lot. One of the things I tell people, if you're going to downsize, bring something from your old garden with you. Dig up some plants that you especially liked in your old garden that may have a story. That goes with it or something with the family. I happened to bring a ginkgo tree. It was about four or five inches caliper and 15 or 20 feet tall. I didn't just dig it up and put it in the back seat of the car and bring it over. I had a client who had a big tree spade and he moved it for me. Downsizing is the first decision. I used to do my grass. I timed it, not by the clock. I did the back and one side, and then I would sit down and rest for 20 minutes or so, drink a bottle of water. Then I'd go out and do the front and the other side, and then sit down for a while before I'd go on to the next gardening job. I was convinced at a certain point that I ought to hire a lawn cutting service, which I did. When I found that I couldn't get up from a kneeling position, that's when I hired the lawn care service to also do things like weeding and trimming my shrubs. I have a tree and landscape client. He does stuff like the heavy pruning, any tree climbing, because he has a pre -care division. It wasn't a matter of whether I was going to quit gardening or not quit gardening. It was a matter of how I was going to do the gardening and still have a relatively painless life. This was at the old house. No, the new house. You were cutting the grass at your new house? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, you talked about the pain. What do you suggest to continue gardening when your knees do start causing you trouble? I suggest, first of all, anybody of any age, go get a pair of strap -on knee pads. A lot of gardeners get the cheapest ones, and they complain that the strap goes around the bend of the knee, go to the next quality up, and it'll have a strap that goes above the knee bend and another strap that goes below it. Look into one of these kneelers or combination kneeler bench or something to sit on. If you're younger, use the knee pads to help prevent or put off the knee problems. Knees, for some reason, they just calcify. You get arthritis. I asked my orthopedic doctor, what causes it? He said, wear it out. I said to him, maybe it's too much genuflecting in church. And without missing a beat, he said, well, come on over to the Episcopal Church. We don't do that.
Congressman Greg Steube Talks About His Recent Fall
"Let's bring this up because I mean, one of the things that I'm going to get a lot of folks and I've got calls when I first happened, your accident and everything. I saw some great stuff here online recently about the gentleman who stopped and helped you. As much as you want to. Share a little bit with the podcast listeners who may have heard about it, but they're still hadn't heard a whole lot completed. What was actually happening, how did this guy and especially this tale of people helping people, I think, you know, look, we all have access. We all follow. We do, but that idea that somebody would come along and help is just pretty amazing. Yeah, and you really have to back up. I mean, if you're not a believer in God, you will be after hearing the story. And if you are a person of faith, it'll completely renew your faith. So the gentleman's name is woody that it's Daryl woody. I just call him woody. His friends call him woody. Who was the Amazon driver, but a week before this occurred, the Holy Spirit woke him up in the middle of the night like two 30 in the morning and told him to fast. So fast forward a week, he's standing in front of my gate. He hadn't eaten in 8 days and had only had water, and that's why I think he could spiritually assess and deal with all the things that he dealt with in a very quick manner. He was at the exact moment in time that the lord put him. If he would have been 5 seconds earlier, I'd have seen him out of wave. He'd have gone about his day. If he'd have been 5 seconds later, I'd have been on the ground and where we have 5 acres from where the gate is to where I was. He wouldn't have seen me because there's a berm in the way and I'd have been laying on the ground. So if he wasn't there, that exact moment. So I was, we're still dealing with the aftermath of Ian down here in Southwest Florida. We were going to have a church. Gathering at our House on that Saturday. And so I was up trim and trees, and I was on an extension ladder, easily 25 feet up because there were 6 by 6 20 foot 6 by 6s right next to when I was well above that. And woody, I'm trimming trees with a large chainsaw. Woody pulls up. Is there at the exact moment, sees someone trimming with a chainsaw, didn't know it was me at the time. And then as he's walking back to the truck, here's the branch snap, turns around, and at that moment, he sees the limb come down, hit the extension lottery jacks me up. So I didn't just get knocked down. I went up into the air. Wow. And he said it that moment, I looked at him while I was midair and we locked eyes from the gate to where I was falling. And fell 25 to 30 feet down straight down to the ground.
Woody Harrelson Shreds Big Pharma
"To this Woody Harrelson is a longer clip. This is him on Bill Maher talking about Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine. Listen to this, play cut ten. I think they've done a lot of studies about vitamin D and how important it was when the people who had low levels, they were much more vulnerable to COVID. Why not tell people that? Can't you make money selling vitamin D? Because at that, what's the worst that could happen? There was only one thing, you know, Ivermectin got made into a horse tranquilizer horse, whatever it is. Which it is, but also used by humans. Hydroxychloroquine got made ridiculous. And there was only one thing that could work and that's the vaccine, right? And so ultimately, because of that. Billions of dollars was made. The last people I would trust with my health is big pharma and big government because neither one of those strike me as caring entities. And that is, that is exactly what happened. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. It also just, it was so illuminating to me. How strong how well funded how organized? The pharmaceutical cartel state that we live in. How effective their PR operation is to counter. This happened on a Saturday evening. And by lunch on Sunday, there was a massive articles countering, smearing and slandering woody.
Woody Harrelson Cracks SNL Jokes at Big Pharma's Expense
"We're going to play the entire tape, which is cut ten. It's a minute long of Woody Harrelson, saying a lot of things that are true. An SNL and the response from the media has just been overwhelming. He said something relatively benign, nothing that was that aggressive or that controversial, so actually we're going to go to cut 7, this is Woody Harrelson hosting SNL on big pharma's response to COVID-19 play cut 7. Okay, so the movie goes like this. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world stay locked in their homes and people can only come out if they take the cartels drugs and keep taking them over and over. I threw the script away. I mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea? Now did he go off script? Was he saying something that wasn't actually on script or was he talking about a hypothetical movie script that he would throw it away saying there's no way that's actually true. What you heard right there again was just kind of an offhand remark. Was it, was it spontaneous? Was it scripted? Who knows? But Woody Harrelson is saying something that's totally true. The media is purchased by big tech. They're purchased by Pfizer. The entire media, if you look at one after the other after the other, they say brought to you by Pfizer, brought to you by Pfizer. And the response to Woody Harrelson saying just that little remark has been extraordinary. Let me read some of these headlines here. Variety magazine. Woody Harrelson Saturday Night Live monologue makes COVID conspiracy jokes, Huffington Post. Woody Harrelson rambles about weed, anti vax conspiracy and SNL monologue. Woody Harrelson spews anti vax conspiracies in rambling SNL monologue. Woody Harrelson spreads anti vax conspiracies during SNL monologue, literally the same headline for the Rolling Stone and Daily Beast. There's not an original thought that these people ever have.
What Do the World's Worst Leaders Have in Common?
"I were to ask you, what does Mao say tongue Hitler Mussolini? Stalin and Pol Pot, what do they all have in common? Now you might say, oh, they were all had some form of Marxist or totalitarian impulses. Yeah, that's true, but there's something else they have in common. There's something else that the most murderous members of the world community, the world leadership community, the 20th century, had in common, and each one of them did not believe at a fundamental level that the eyes of God were upon their actions and were judging them. They did not believe that there was a sovereign that there was a divine creator that was watching what they were doing. Now, interestingly enough, this is beautifully depicted in a film that I watched several times growing up and the main kind of message went over my head as I watched it. So Woody Allen film, it's not very well known. It's called crimes and misdemeanors. It's beautifully well done. Dennis prager agrees because he mentioned it in his speech. I was like, wow, that's so beautifully put. Where the whole idea is, how would you act if you did not believe that the eyes of God were upon your actions? And the movie basically makes the argument you would murder and get away with it. And that is the story of the 20th century. If you did not believe, if you did not at least that some idea had the fear that God was judging you or an idea of a God what would you do? So now we look at Davos right now. Klaus Schwab, Justin Trudeau. The heads of state from around the world. I must ask the question how many of the people right now in Davos that are talking about changing human beings as they are and transforming them, creating transhumans. How many of them that are talking about an insect diet? That's one of the things that you will own nothing and you will be happy. How many of them believe actually believe it? That not that they say it, but they believe it at a fundamental level that there is a creator that there is a divine that there is a transcendent force that is watching their actions. Now,
Alex Stein Trolls Leftist Protestors at Penn State
"State wound up canceling the speech because of the heck was veto A bunch of leftist crazies created a security situation because they didn't want Alex Stein there So they decided to lose their minds and pence they canceled the event which again is embarrassing So Alex Stein decided he was going to speak anyway The leftist troll maniacs who canceled the event They had a microphone set up outside So Stein forgive the quality of the audio is not a pro thing I think it was filmed in like a cell phone or whatever But Stein decided to go out there and troll the living hell out of him This is the greatest thing I've ever seen If you want to watch the video you can check it out in my rumble account Rumble dot com slash bungee Check this out I am too guys I'm trying time 99 Oh I just want to say you guys Ever presentation Let's go Let's go baby Why is any big woody Latina here This is our future We are Probably the greatest video you're ever going to see folks Alex Stein out there trolling every one of this is our future where blank to with an F in front of him Doing the cry baby routine is a gripe and moan and wet their diapers He's absolute zeros It's
AJ Has One More Comment on the Woody-Mia Situation
"But let me comment on the woody verse Mia situation. One more time because I hinted in the last show I did that one of the children Moses was a kid who basically said, no, my sister Dillon's lying. And he took the opposite side. He didn't go with the flow. He did initially, but eventually he came around to being team woody because it was eating him up inside. He knew that his father was being taken down brick by brick and it wasn't fair. Now, Moses is a very private person. He's now a therapist and shit went to get his master's degree. Does great work, apparently, doesn't like public attention. You'll never hear from him or see him. But he came out at one point and talked about how the misleading attacks on his father, he didn't want to stay silent about any longer. And the reason why he won't is because he was present for everything that happened in that house before during and after this alleged event that Mia Farrell and Dylan farrow say took
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"How are you. what's up so Yeah man can we just say. Could we just like establish at florida by far the best con artist in the entire world number one for Scams with your credit card florida's. Yeah so i yeah. It was originally. I'm from michigan scottsdale. Now but i moved to florida five years ago and everybody said watch out for scams watch out for scams and i was like do you know who i am. I can see that. A mile away No this guy was literally the best artist. I've ever met or come across in my entire life so i'm on like offer up and i'm looking for like new stuff for my new apartment and this guy says that he's a tv wholesaler. And he has these seventy inch. Tv for four hundred bucks. And i'm like Let's give this a shot and see you know but no one's gonna pull one over on me right. I ordered one. This guy he shows up with it and in he actually showed up with it. I give him the four hundred bucks now. Here's where it gets crazy about a week. Later i broke the tv. I screwed the mount into tight and it literally put line for the tv. So i called them. And i say hey man like this one broke and i was like. Is there anything you can do. I know it's my fault. He's like dude. Don't even worry about it. I'll bring another one brings me another one so brings hold other. Tv knows that i broke. It took the old one back. And i'm like wow. This guy's really trustworthy. This is great. And i go four hundred bucks seventy inches either. Samsung's i'm like so. How many more can you get is like dude. I can get as many as you want. And i was like dude i will take twenty of them. I will go put these on facebook and sell them for for a thousand bucks. Like why wouldn't he do that through word excited so he goes. Yeah i can do that. And i was like dude. I'll take twenty. He's like all right. He's like the only thing though he's like if i'm gonna get that many of them he's like you have to pay for them for good no worries. How much did you give us over. Seven thousand dollars loan seven thousand dollars discount only. oh man. That sucks seven thousand dollars. It's just never saw them again. You had a logo on it. He had a rec- at a logo on it was like a whole thing and like yeah and yeah sure could be never again is phone. Numbers disconnected the logo company in california. Has nothing even do like. They don't even know this guy. The address some random apartment tampa He's got here seven thousand dollars and he didn't replace the other ones. You really got to well all right. Thanks for the call. Man appreciate it loss. Now let's go to adrian our. Hello hello a dream okay. Graham ad for tiffany's.
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
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"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"Talked three loving the three on the show. Come on car for this guy. Friday turn off the woody show ninety eight seven people checking in skip through some of these check ins off attacks two to ninety seven. We've got jason checking in good morning. Sheila be listening from guarding grove. Orange county hashtag. What he show hashtag friday. Turn up this weekend. We got checking marceca. What's get shot up to. The king of creeps j. scotty and the turn-up his mercy work in huntington park hashtag friday turn up and this one nelson from pong tanna just got my citizenship party time. Congratulations nelson yeah. We got some other people listening to ninety eight seven long distance on the radio app greg. Gory el checking in devon into moines fourie in massachusetts jephson. Detroit seen ache in south. Carolina allison's in san francisco. John hamburg new york wig. Melissa atlanta pack. Thanks very much. Thank you everybody who checked in today long distance on social media or on the tech nine eight seven one. More time for dj. Scotty week after week. Killing for us. Here on the woody show. I'll tell you that on monday. Checking on the drunk dial voicemails so leaves messages weekend at nine. Zero nine drunk. Vm if you find yourself and your status to be that of somebody who should be leaving a message or something called the drug dial voicemail jewish nine nine drunk. The that's all i got rabi medicine bass anything else to add. You got it all well whether you realize it or not be morning music. Marathon has already begun already into the two hours of commercial free ninety eight seven music. Hudson is coming up next. Employ your listening pleasure here on ninety eight seventh. Thanks so much in the way some of your valuable time today. You know we love appreciate you for that. The rest of the guys could suck it and we'll catch back here on monday. Have gray weekend. Smd wm great. Friday you mother..
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"Was stuck on swim. Al-qaeda's is it. all right where Where am i where am i. I'm in great britain. But i'm not very british. You could find me in wilshire england. I am more than four thousand years old. I am a research site and a tourist attraction. Something that aliens built me menace pyramids oriole hold on neom. What was the last one again. Some people think that aliens built by tolan. Okay you really should never be on a game show. You are bad. He's almost as doug get outta here though. No wonder he says doug's the smartest person is making a lot affect dawn. I friend dumb. Doug we the smartest person i know in the area at least next clue if you get this one wrong minister back in others. Think i am some sort of sundial. Stonehenge says a joke. No joke against a very confident exactly that it was joke. There's this other defender greg. Yes defense laughing off. It's tied to one all right. We're gonna go into the who am i. Are you guys ready to very negative energy in here. 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He manscaping engineering team. They have confirmed. They have successfully created the lawnmower four point. Oh trimmer sweet. Manscaping are the official international leaders in below the waist grooming. Nice right now get twenty percents off and free shipping but the code woody at manscaping dot com. That's twenty percent off free shipping at manscaping dot com code. Woody bro. it's the woody show beef scared and welcome in to our of insensitivity training fray politically correct world. My name is warning that is rabi. Got the great gore woody. There's menace what is a. Woody are social media director. Yeah after what show on instagram and twitter or on facebook. Facebook dot com slash. The what show. There's a sea bass right. There got fake news cameras. Camera phones are open at one. Eight hundred seven eight two seven nine eight seven you can also send us a text over two two eight seven really the the thing that we're doing this hour all these. The main event for the hour is getting to know menace. this is the main event. Main event is menace. So we've all done a getting to know you myself greg rabi sea bass and now it's menaces turn and we're going to have like the the quicker round the easier questions to get through and then there's some more indepth more personal more revealing intimate intimate questions. You'd better meal menu. That'll be the second round no feeling no pander now please just revealing its favorite food. I wanna for fun. Wait for my remark getting to know. Aw we're giving everybody a chance to have their turn answering these questions so that everybody we have been learning things about each other. Believe it or not. Even even working out of i know in fun. Yeah this is a chance to really get to know the different people on the on the show. Greg rabi myself see basketball. Answer these questions and today. It's menaces buddies. Turn the only thing that i might asking from. Everybody is that they please give real answers like. Don't try to be a pandering just chair on. We want to really get to know the person and so we're gonna start some easy questions here in round number one and round number two will be the The harder question all right all right. Got it matters. What city were you born in. I was born in redwood city california which is in northern california. Are your parents still married. No divorced when i was six years old. Where are your ancestors from. What part of mexico british and irish and then. I'm one point three percent spanish. Do you believe in zodiac signs. No but i do love hearing about them. What do you prefer city or suburbs city all day every day when your top five favorite movies. Better off dead goonies. Are we going five to one or one to five Number one to five better off. Dead kunis go. I love abba. Yeah revenge of the nerds and one crazy summer. So that movies not that popular. 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"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"We're never yeah. Yeah if you have a main piece of furniture this we plugged. In fact holders texan cupholder mardi gras with cupholder. Say no more white trash voicemails. Everybody about he's talking about michelin star. Restaurants they go home plugs in the cow here in the company. Good point grad feet up on the dashboard. Back in a few the woody show raising cane's chicken fingers. Oh yeah unloved. Man love bro. Yeah look you choose one thing and do a real well and the case of raising cane's that would be chicken fingers. Yes they use premium chicken breast tenderloins to make the most tender chicken fingers possible their special marinade that tend to rise chicken loxton that moisture rayvey. Les adds that flavor and then for an extra kick flavor. Got the cane sauce. All you can't acts no that's about It's tangy got a little bit of spice full flavor and use their own blend of premium seasonings and spices in sauce. But you can get some crinkle cut fries. 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I mean if he if you really think about it. Yeah the only people that. I've heard br bring that up is white people. I do it all. I wish everything in the shower is why people is is there. I absolutely brush my teeth in the shower. Yeah me too. I could be wrong. But i somehow think it's a timesaver. Why do i think i started doing it because like you get the toothpaste around your mouth right. Whatever you sound like. You're all in the shower about it. Who cares rose. What's nice house gross. It's not like you're using the toothbrush to scrub your armpits. And your crotch and things like that and then brushing your tennis not recycled water. Exactly so i don't understand why people say offers everything in the shower. Teeth brushing shaving. Peeing and looping all the holy grail. The crap pooping. Joing to if you pull that off at the grand slam. I don't understand how it's gross i do. You keep you. Keep the toothbrush in the shower. Yes i have a separate shower toothbrush shower like i have a cup with the taste iraq. It's and it's Phillies open. Yeah in its own sitting there like along the edge of the Tub or whatever. But i don't care you know. Yeah and while the water's heating up i start. Brush my teeth exactly yeah. I'll see you have to clean the triggered. A here's here's another question this email you've gotta question. Ask us anything. Eight seven seven. Forty four woody. That's eight seven seven forty four twenty this email email dot com says. Can someone tell me why men don't use toilet paper. My boyfriend got peon me twice this week He was walking around nude and i went into. Give them a hug. And i guess he had just finished peeing and he left p marks on me okay. He swears he doesn't pena's pants when he used the restroom every day. And we've had this debate before but today proves my point so wire guy so against using a piece of toilet paper after they go pee. The shake method clearly doesn't work all the best from peed on and confused. Russian dad for an asset fellas and this case toilet paper would not help. Because what you're getting post drip executives there. Long enough he was new right. There was like a water or appear droplets sitting on the tippy or josh abbott. Off wouldn't make a difference. You almost have to milk it from the bottom where it meets bag right. And kinda squeeze out toward the additionally he could Depends on how old he is. He may have prostate issues right because if wearing underwear and he wasn't meeting out that iraq would just get absorbed in the i was going to one. Hey good morning. Run one morning question. Did it the other day on this. Show you guys you're talking about you know the things you hate and my question to you guys. Is you guys paid on airport. Fight or chuck cheese fight more which one of those questions. My answers lot. I know i'm super locked. Yeah i mean. They're both classes. But i think when you add in the fact like stressful traveling all those things kind of like you know agitation anxiety already a little am. Yeah but a chucky cheese. You know there was a bunch of kids around and you are acting like the child at a truck a cheese where you get into. I think it really anytime like a grown person gets into a physical fight general ridiculous and you look so stupid. Say they hate that one more cheese fight over the airport. I specifically airports backed by the way that one out of ohio. The best stuff on the internet. I think if we don't have kids so we don't care that's all i say it's the setting the airport because it might affect me and i don't like the verbiage either. What you hate more. No i love them both. At least the video tape. But i'm more embarrassed. For the people fighting it chucky cheese. I'm like gear chucky cheese down always over table time to all right. Thanks for the call meant letter. Eight seven seven forty four. 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"It's about so next time you're in that kind of space. Somebody who meets the requirements of somebody who should be calling the drunk dial voicemail. Please leave us a message reference. The number that you've saved and your phone. Woody showed drunk dial voicemail. 'cause i it's going to be a lot harder to remember it. Ever remember nine nine drunk. Vm in the moment and might be more difficult. Ninety nine drunk via but the good news is the voicemails available twenty four hours a day seven days a week for you. We are ready to go to accept your calls. And we're to go back through and see what they left us over the weekend every. Go drunk. Dial voicemail tropicana and makes the pina you mix that with a little mouth and then takes a man and you have a night. I made chicken casserole for my life and i did the dishes. His wife he says yeah. Gregori type already. Tropicana extreme girl. Drink i mean. That's even too girly for menace. Respect respect who. i know. Antibiotics won't affect you. Nothing no snuck right. Yeah i mean. Who am i to me because i don't even really drink but Menace when he does order a drink he ordered some really ferdie style. Now it's easier to fuzzy navel. Fuzzy navel comes with an umbrella. He's served in a pineapple skills and you can always count on at least one photo of him holding a pineapple drink and then i have over here. Pineapple shrimp love. It sounds good. I mean it's four times more than it should be because served pineapple keepsake. Can you mentioned tuna casserole. Which had such a long time so good. This is nineteen sixty four grown up. That was like one of our goto casserole Big wide egg noodles tuna casserole. Top would be that Butter mixed with breadcrumbs. Yeah exactly topping good and good for ya so good. Casseroles are in there every joke delicious. It's just tied in there with a cargo. Pant and other things loved the crab loaf. Yeah they're good they're sixties food all right but sixties food on our cameras giant fan casserole to. I'm not gonna romanticized decent. It's poor food. Which is fine. we're poor. It was good off. Last time. I had tuna castro. I don't know helper put now that you've reminded me it. I'll make one tonight nine drunk. Vm drunk dial voicemail. I think that great could marry me. I've got to make a great one day. And then come to albuquerque and do car but anyways top grade dot his those actually. Okay eight so sexy. Greg works break. You just haven't had good lady johnny. Give me some examples of you know like how will this benefit me get married. Well okay well. What do you have to offer sell me on like. What are your friends. Fan go back to tune in new york Yeah like if somebody said. Do you want some tuna noodle casserole. You would say no. Just because it's the sixties food like. Oh that sounds actually pretty good. I liked to noodle casserole i would say why do you have it. Why am i being presented with it. Mean it depends. I would i would want to say no. Yes now if it was my grandmother. I like why because most casserole like it right when i was five are garbage. Most casseroles are just throw what we got leftover in a pan and therefore casserole not good. You wouldn't what okay you love admiral. He loves shout him out. His great restaurants serves to casserole. Your any fi. I'm sure some chef would want to try just to be quirky to michelin-starred restaurant. That soothes served weak arguments. Okay like pop tart. They don't serve at the chit well the same crap fu which is fine again. I eight tons of it as a kid so just because it's all time he doesn't mean a bad. I'm saying the rockefeller couldn't be more. And it's amazing restaurant. I question only. That's a sign of better types of food. Rayvey knows what. I know what he stood. These people are being intentionally say and food has progressed ever not lying the ingredients in tuna noodle casserole our garbage noodles yeah doodles sock shop. How much can it's sour cream. Yeah is there like a pizza version. Make sure sounds good to me. Say sounds pretty awesome to me. I i really again back to the point with last time i had it. If it's so. I haven't had a hotdog michelin star restaurant. You're missing out talking about my wife. So unless hellofresh not nine drunk vm. Sandwich my cousin out to get dinner like by the way. I'm talking to this girl i think he might know. That's my ex girlfriend. She was like. I just wanted to make sure that is located her. What are you saying that. Can you say no i was just like i mean yeah i guess anyway. That's my worry. All right let me get drunk over a million fish the sea. Why is your cousin. Had to be scamming on your ex. Yeah you also must be drunk even care like whatever. What does it matter to your ex. I mean you can definitely say no like did come on come on now. Also if you're not dating somebody. And i think it also depends on who broke up with who like this guy broke up with her or does he care who he dates or but that's just a constant conversation right and he doesn't want her. He doesn't want her in his life. Obviously out here she comes back in. Yeah thanksgiving dinner. There she is i. It's awkward yeah definitely say no castrol crapping on wonders. The text casseroles are awesome. I agree because it's all easy to say but he when's the last time you ate will end the question posed in this room and nobody can remember is technically a casserole. You like now. You're throwing now. Your old argument served a michelin star. Restaurant no will lasagna's guarantee guarantees. Think it's just as you can argue that. All my argument is not really valid. Or that's ridiculous. Yeah east. A lotta talking about something. You guys ain't rapid rapid the casserole. I was if that was presented to just doesn't mean. I'm i don't like i had it in the past five zero if it's not good enough for a tire company approve restaurant mitchell. Tom are europe-proof all the same people people don't realize that but yeah but anyway side points my points ask. Let's see. your point is not delicious. Let's go to this next drunk. Dial voicemail nine. Oh nine drunk. Vm s. h. Trust blake bell. So this for greg gory. My wife and i love you more because he white trash house..
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"A reset do all day drunk via. I been drinking for a while. When my husband and i was thinking about. I hate me married. Because i have to watch the suicide squad. Just wanna watch. Lifetime reminded comedy or something like that. The why do i have to watch like that. Word is the worst part of remarried. And i love gregory. Come we drink some wine. A he's been saying. Yeah because when you're married you got to watch couch and you didn't. She not realize the difference between men and women before she got married a We don't like. I don't watch anything to my wife watches. Show that we watch together anymore. Oh wow yeah like a breaking bad ozark hits a couple show and we have a couple of shows watch on a regular basis and right now we don't have any like she watches some stuff usually while you know During the day. If i'm shutting down after work or like i'm watching stuff as i'm doing work right. That's about it on. Tv time we watch probably like ninety five percent of the stuff together except for if it's like a movie that she really doesn't won't watch moral combat squad anymore. You know because like you have your phone you have tablets. You have the computer and you have whatever you got like. Nobody's forced to watch everything all the same time or like. We know like watching gossip. Girl wife watches sports and then he leaves medicine woman yet at one time that she was pacing around waiting to watch the nba finals. She was the one drinking a beer waiting for the nba finals. And he was finishing up like one of the housewives. Show drama over nine nine drunk vm. I'm in vegas. I actually wrote down and my notes. Why i think she is a psychopath. I think that's the greg because you're always bringing him into things because you cannot be him even if you tried. He always admit when he's wrong. And you laugh at and wait. Sorry drunk i love you let tabas lahood together raving. I would masturbate to you would you. Oh but i would masturbate. You wait pro abruptly left awesomeness. Knock one out to you next to each other record. I'm sitting on my back porch. I can't say that. I'm high off of off on radio. My smoke with you gotta do me sailors today. Apparently doing ninety five a week all anyway. I wonder if she was high when she was doing ninety five. I hope i would be. I would do community service though because that's the work sitting there picking up trash target on sunday ice swear to god. I stood next to at least four people who smell they just got hot box of. We'd like reeked of shopping over the employees. No they were shopping. But i would watch them walk away and they were mega high. You that walk. Yeah or it's kinda heads back if somebody's got up in the middle of the night to go pee. Yeah like that's a bad time to go to target thousand sunday. Apparently one of the requirements to go is that you must be high With hegel waffles. Starving drunk dial voicemail. Nine thousand nine drunk. Vm huber. high thought. I'm holding a blanket in front of my cats and they watched me turn this huge blake in the mall. And i thought oh my god doing magic right now. I think i'm gonna magician but just pulled into blanket super. They made that blankets small. Little kids like oh did you. just take my knows. What love rejecting retake your one thumb and you fold the other party removed. Your you're crazy nine drunk vm. Next time you're in that kind of space man make sure leaves a message. Nine nine drunk. Vm more would show next wanted to life a waste of time. Back there about the drama. John wayne airport friday. God well this fifty one year old weirdo from san diego. He managed to get into an area. The airfield where only airport terminals are supposed to be. Then he's stolen airport vehicle drove it onto the airfield right outside terminal see that held up incoming flights which had to be held on the runway. Then he stopped the vehicle access terminal c. Through the security door that caused the emergency alarm system to activate so the terminal went into lockdown had to be evacuated that caused more flight delays. Of course the guy was eventually found hiding in the ceiling so flight operations resumed only two hours later. Our that loser was booked into orange county jail. He's been charged with trespassing and vandalism. God totally crazy. They're also i'm sure you guys remember prop twenty two. That was the most expensive ballot measure in california history because uber and lift spent two hundred million bucks to make sure it passed. They wanted to make sure that uber and lift. Drivers stayed classified as independent contractors not employees. That way they didn't have to pay them sick. Pay healthcare minimum wage etc prop twenty two did pass with fifty eight point six percent so drivers did stay independent contractors but a judge just ruled that the ballot measure was unconstitutional and overturned it essentially striking down that entire ballot measure. I get why you want it but at the same time. It's like if you're working when you want to on your own schedule aren't you then. By definition an independent contractor independent contract and people voted honest. Now uber responded by saying they are going to appeal that decision they say. The judge totally ignored the overwhelming majority of california voters. And that the attorney general who defended prop twenty twos constitutionality uber and left threatened to leave california. If proper twenty two didn't pass so sticks we're going to have to wait and see if they actually do stick to.
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"With a twelve months. I have a sneaking suspicion. Does these photos swan rainbow like so return. I will go Another baby five. Go right down the middle with the five. And i'm giving the name zana's zero a great. That sounds like a time like a weird. That's not judging zenden where judging nobody socks also judge the names though they will stick out people. Remember it but that's the science fiction named zenden. Yeah i'm not sure zenden combination of a couple actual names right like zander and sanity jaden. Smashed it all while you wanna jump your judge babies. Make sure you go to our instagram show. On this graham also submit email at the what he showed dot com. That's email at the wooded show dot com. It is the way to show. I am menace filling in for woody. We'll be right back this second greg. Gory and i want to tell you about keeps these stress free way to keep your hair because i have first hand experience with it. I have two friends who use keeps one of them. I hadn't seen in a long time. And i almost didn't recognize him. His hair was so receding so thin and now full head of hair. It's incredible. I also know somebody who needs to use if you know what i'm talking about super convenient with a virtual doctor consultation and medication sent straight to your door. Every three months low cost treatment starts at just ten bucks a month. You know. I love a good deal. Discreet packaging to. Nobody needs to get up in your business. They just need to see these great results and results can take four to six months so go ahead and get started with keeps so if you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss. Go to keep dot com slash ready to receive your first month of treatment for free that's k. e. e. p. s. dot com slash. Woody again your first month gonna be free. Keeps dot com that's k. e. e. p. s. dot com slash. Would we do this. What do you show. It is the what he shall. I met filling in for woody. He'll be back monday morning. Don't you worry we have rayvey though. We have great gory morning. We have fake news. Dot cameron ornamental. We have boards. We have nick sound wave and we have randy ciba's also out a real quick. You know what. Let's shut out your instagram accounts guys. We'd never do that. So shout you at rene. Rayvey instagram right. That'd be at gregori. Ninety seven right on instagram karen with the worst. The camshaft tried for years to change it. Can't and saint boards. And then eric is e sound wave and randy is. Hey randall. and i'm just menace. I.
203 Cases of COVID-19 Linked to Chicago's Lollapalooza
"Chicago health officials say two hundred three covert nineteen cases have been connected to the four day Lollapalooza music festival but they do not see it as a super spreader I'm marquees are a letter with the latest more than three hundred eighty five thousand people attended Lollapalooza two weeks ago Chicago department of public health commissioner Dr Allison are woody says her department expected about two hundred cases to be linked to Lollapalooza and there are two hundred three she says if there was going to be a covert search it would have happened already we had no unexpected findings at this point there's no evidence at this point of a super spreader event and there's no evidence of substantial impact to Chicago's covert uppity me ology already says she's pleased to see that other music festivals are following Lollapalooza is example of requiring proof of vaccination or recent negative covert tests
IndyCar Driver Sage Karam to Make NASCAR Debut at Indianapolis
"Karam is set to make his NASCAR debut in next month's Xfinity series race at the Indianapolis Road Course. Karen will be driving the number 31 Chevy for Jordan Anderson Racing, Woody Kane had a chance to catch up with sage following the recent announcement. You may know him from the IndyCar ranks, but he's also done just a little bit of everything, it seems erasing I racing. Low control cars, dirt bikes, the N C car series the Rolex 24 You name it, but sage. Now you're going to go racing the Xfinity series. Are you just trying to check off all the items from the bucket list or what? Yeah. You know, I think as a race car driver, it's really good to you know, get in as much stuff as you possibly Can. You learn more and more with everything Get to drive. So this is just something for me to to get a good good triad, and hopefully it's something that leads to something else down the road. I've always said that I really wanted to get an X An Xfinity car. Um, I just really never knew how to Get about that. Like, who? To contact and stuff like that. But, you know, we had a really good run at the end of 500 this year, getting seventh and I think that opened up some doors. And, you know, I'm really excited to, uh To be on board with Jordan Anderson Racing in the number 31 Montage Mountain Chevy Camaro, So I think it's going to be a lot of fun going to one of my favorite tracks that you know the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on the road course this time, so I'm looking forward to it. Two top
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"I accept your friend said there was some bought stuff about no. That's my ex husband ex husband. And i would never come again in my life so she will do but stuff also but only with her got. Be the right guy now. It's gotta be everybody thing i date in. The parking lot has kind of situation where the one. Yeah and. Let's sure angela for these haters. Like raving anti fleets feet stance. I know some people who say oh toes or gross. No i have clean feet and i'm not one that can totally second my toes so in other words ladies let your toes get so toes. Tactic gives you orgasms and it's fantastic as your guests. Yeah course yes really not the sex. The tosa both elevate all right. Yeah all of it. The body works. Oh how do you know. I guess just connected someway. My orgasms center is connected all the time. They have the little graph in the foot. The say oh yeah. This is like the little chinese background places at the mall. They down the foot that if you touch this area yeah points in areas like oh. This part of the foot does fx high. Going back through this lady. Her voice is so soothing by socio very now this she made me She reminded me of something that i was sent recently. This is a guy. He goes by the name elite feet street. He's an english.
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"Schroeck So he knew he could be deadly there so pointless there is also a woman forty four year old woman in new zealand. She had a nonfatal stroke after hickey. So it's getting on your back. Oh you're asking one million of stories one more thing you're doing for nine dude that cupping thing and then also like his anybody here ever done acupuncture on time you can't see how like what would that do i don't know we align shaqra honestly like with like what's the what's the argument for like. Hey how does it when you say okay. How does this work. I think it's kind of sensory overload and it resets you somehow right that's like there's a lot of stuff like that that doesn't really right and a lot of people say well it's from china and it's a billion years old therefore it works because it's far away and i don't know that it's so much day from hell out of desperation wants with back pain and i did acupuncture and cupping in one day on drilling better and i think it was placebo. Elax you land linke plunkett music. All right emailed to what he showed dot com. This is from the last subject paprika. Path regan greg's thing about paprika. We got so much feedback emails. Greg gory about paprika. Greg was saying that Useless red powder land tasteless red powder until i married a hungarian and we cook goulash chicken pepper freakish as high said that. I believe in all require the paprika. It's a staple. He insisted there was a difference and that we get the good stuff. So i ordered. That's the ordered. Some from hungary definitely not the same as the bland stuff here. It is more expensive but worth it. Yes there is a difference than i am. Now a believer your deviled eggs will never be the same all right all right now. I'm gary and stuff as good. How we confirmed if greg is doing paprika wrong or not i m specht does belonging on the list yes. I'm doing it wrong because spring. Poll a powder onto your taste. Buds from years of being avid and Aggressive smoke. That is true true today and all the coffee coffee coffee. Kill your taste. Buds no heard that and at one point maybe for a little while. Yeah over as you're eating breakfast. They make sure breakfast taste different. But not your overall. I'm not eating perico for breakfast. And i'll think greg was also aware that there were different types of pap very aware of were avid student of the paprika ex. Yeah awesome emails from the people email at forty show dot com subject menace and sixty nine. Now i heard on a podcast what he asked if he and his lucky wife. I've ever sixty nine. And with the way that menace and didn't really have an answer. I am one hundred percent. Convinced can almost guarantee. He's one of those guys who thinks giving a woman oral is gross. I would almost bet my life savings that they are a couple who never perform oral on each other. he thinks it's gross to To do to her so she's not willing to reciprocate. my money. is that when they decide to climb on top of each other every month or two. It's standard missionary. This is just a feeling. That's from a wobbly boots. A lot of time thinking about madison. I'm to serve by that number. Menace did pull out a pew recently and it was longer than his pinky. Maybe he's right. Maybe there is no there. Pulled out a great. The other day might tend to agree with the oral arguments real story. She liked to eat. But are you dad. You're obsessed with it. But i mean it's not it's not my favorite thing he's something. Yeah maybe wildly boots is onto something about how you're one of those guys that things it's gross and so you don't really suing wobbly boots. Might be a woman wine. Do ask facial hair that'd be very messy very little hot. Yeah either way actually. Went super scraggly. I i wonder if he's loud when he eats that way. Too difficult not to change the subject to crunch. I don't think i'd breathe. Well in general because of my washes always telling me to breathe like hold it in no indication every once in awhile way. Rabi we all stand with our position of Nacho lucky also email at the woody show dot com. this is from j. m. king of our words is subject point show. I was listening to show what he mentioned that he had bought. A food saver at one point and everybody started making jokes about it. I don't think everybody made a joke Then the king of our words ak seib said it's not like you're dressing. Deers dearest. Both singular and plural. His name should be changed. Nickname should be changed to king of our worded creeps. My did you would be the first to point out of somebody else did that. It was a constant thing. Not just slight. You know that's basically a verbal typo. I think i've known since i was four years old. That deer is the plural of deer. You say that but we have no way to really proved true to go back to the records in the archives shaimaa blowing my power rankings. Woody greg cameron how high is also day. I love this guy. Rayvey menace everyone else on the planet then the balding conceded our word that see. This is not a fan. This person has a inferiority complex. Love you by am. Finally we got this email from josh. Who writes in hoy would show. I've been let's you guys long before. I probably should have been sixth grade. And i just graduated high school the three point. Four five gpa. But i started listening to it at a tough point in my life. I was recently diagnosed with asperger's which is a form of autism that affects primarily social development. And i was suffering from bullying and getting beat up on. Must've been saying when. I heard the redneck news every day before school. Kept me going and listening to your banter to feel like actually had some friends fast forty year. I leave a traditional school for alternative school. Because i got tired of bullying and i hit a kid and now you guys were literally only outside people. I heard for just a short offer just short of two years fast forward. My family and i moved. Because my dad's in the air force you guys gave me a sense of normalcy. You guys have an awesome and hilarious show and i will continue to listen for as long as the show is going me love. That is from joshua.
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"Is not only a go. But it's going to shooting in august in puerto rico and at the. Oh jeez. All onboard putting wilson vince. Vaughn isla fisher and rachel mcadams googlers. Movie disappoint really. Did you see it. Late was a to hype. N- well. I thought it would be more of a comedy kind of became a draw story steph feelings fact. Now we've talked about this and now rob. Zombie has confirmed that. He's writing directing a movie based on the munsters. He wrote on his instagram. The other day that the rumors are true. And he's been chasing this for twenty years hard so bad. The rights zombie is a longtime munsters. Fan you might. His song dracula will that was the name of the munsters car so Yeah he's spoken out many times about his love where the sixties shelves now myself menace cameron super down with taken a cruise like legit might make now. Greg were not too crazy. Not my favorite thing. Well would a friends themed cruised. Now it is on a celebrity ship. It's on celebrity equinox. 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She handled more meat than your local butcher. In one hundred and fifty seven fine films including lovely day for an orgy and see if you could pick up on theme with these other movies. She's been in back door. Secrets right also asked traffic volume one. She was in anal buffet. Also taste the neighbors buns. I'm not picking up on eight. And who could forget her unforgettable role in rectal. Luffing talk radio. All the copy goldstein for greg. Thank you that is cure thorne. Who is twenty six years old today. Porno birthday your celebrity birthdays and that is wednesday morning. Look at what's on the radar. We've got some more woody. Show coming up for you next hangout. More fun than gonorrhea had gonorrhea few times. Since i haven't had gonorrhea to show and welcome back wrapping up a wednesday morning. We are the woody show. Hey here's what you're gonna find on. Today's podcast guys. Nominees for the woody show freak of the week competition so that rolls on caught up there. Plus brand new redneck news. We played the craigslist. Price is right. Rayvey told us what was on the radar and the world of entertainment. Sports news headlines. All the big trending stories of the day. Greg had those force that and more all waiting for you on podcast there on the iheart radio app coming up for you tomorrow. It's going to be a pre friday thursday morning and you know you can't please everybody. Some people just cannot be pleased. Refused to be pleased. And so we're gonna have to meet some people at the crossroads so around the show crossroads and then Greg is in the process of putting together a will have to and he's been talking to us about this off the air. And so we had a question for greg Let's just say there was nobody else. Like what would greg leave to us. So what will greg will sweet tomorrow. You're on the woody show. That's got rabies. anything else. You gotta any all right menace. Cbs anything that's it cameron. Thank you for your show. For your show. Woody greg Once you leave us with some parting words of wisdom all right well you will drown if you try to be everyone's anchor that but there's some people who get off on that that is true they live. Oh my god problem. Solve takes a while to learn that in life long. While i thank you very much greg gory woody all right. Thank you so much for giving the what it shows some of your valuable time this morning. You know we love and appreciate you for that. The rest of the guys could suck it and we'll catch back here tomorrow. Have a great day. Smd wm quit is v h..
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"We got fake news dot cameron of morning. Born nick salloway. They are present and accounted for to warn fellas. Randy is here coming up free today. We got some brand new nominees. Woody show freak of the week. I'll sweet. I'll just go to play. The craigslist price is right. They'll be your chance to win some stuff and it's our opportunity to find ways to fight with one another of only we don't bid though that's happening today on saudi arabia's got on the radar brand new redneck news. It's all happening this wednesday morning. Here on the woody show. Phone lines are open. Eight seven seven. Forty four woody. You can send us a text over a two two nine eight seven rayvey. Says she's never shaking hands again. I'm out of auburn as if it's any different now than before the pandemic day more dangerous than it was just think you know a my knowledge. It's different now. How you gonna do it or you're going to bow. Yeah what's the most honorable personally when somebody goes to shake your hand stone. No thank you. My hand goes up if their hand goes out. It's a little wave salutes. Or not gonna be a dick. I'm just trying to figure out what's your strategy. If their hand goes up my hand go out has ago. I'm already intricate hands. Are you see too much of that. Unfortunately a lot of conferences have started using colored wrist bands. As a way for people to know who's okay with physical contact interests and who isn't l. stupid goes back to harry potter thing when they had the patches on. I haven't read the book yet. i that's right. yeah. I'll wear that wristband all day. What is it red for. Stop stays six feet away. What does everything going to be color. Coded you know what i mean like people understand it no. They don't that when there's a bunch of different ones. I should either be red or green. And then that's it. They have red yellow and green. So red is six feet away. Stay away yellow. Means touching elbows is okay. Okay and remains. You're okay with things like handshakes high fives and hugs. Okay you can just wear a shirt that shows all the colors main very easy. Well this is. It's come on. It's three and it was ridiculous. The minute we started talking about wearing wristband or things like meeting. Do you have your apple juice and cookies at events or something where they have entry signed. That explains what that means. Conferences are using it. But then they're saying like you know in general these places that are selling these things. I guess they're selling a bunch and not just a constantly go online. You can buy them and they're trying to make it a thing. I guess the wall street journal just did a big story on it this week. At what do. I want your hands. Food poisoning yeah. I know what he's worried about. Booger field random potluck. You're touching boogers. All day exactly you pick your bowlers. Wipe them on the car. You have shaken hands with booger hands your whole life. Bring you up to you and you've lived. Look you've lived one hundred years and everything has been fine. And i had her johan's doesn't mean you can't make changes. Hotels changes means like. Yeah going all these places. You're not a germophobic. I look at people like What's his name. Mandel howie mandel. Can you imagine being such germophobic. I think this is really turn. People into unnecessary. Like an unnecessary level of germophobic is over the top about it top about but that seems to be like what rotten existence even pre cova. The first thing. I would do on a plane his wipe every single artist. Yeah i'm just thinking about a veg. I get that i that i understand. Do when people want to hug you. If i know them they can have a hug. Whole hug to the handshake clothing. You around your mouth and nose. Then i'm going to do the same thing. What about when he feel my breath on your neck. Well that's that's. I'm not hugging human. We're having a discussion about it. I really still. I believe that all the stuff is going to be like. You know your first day of school or the morning after you've got really sick after drinking and you go. I'm never drinking again. I'm you know. I'm going to really buckle down this year and you try to stay really organized with your school and do all. I'm going to do all the homework. Study for all the tests and then give it like another six months or whatever and it's like any of these other things just hang around vegas and all these other people like all of a sudden like forever things around florida. Hang around vegas. That is why rayvey off the door. It'll be no handshake accountability buddies. You start shaking hands him. That's as good as great as that's awesome pandemic his whole life so far at one time he was hiding behind the pillar in the office. The biggest lie alive you to believe perfect. Means being delusional. So here's speak. Here's the story for those. If you wanna end up like a weird camera just remember the pillar okay. So greg was getting coffee. It wasn't third hand in the break room. And so it's a big open floor Where all the cubicles are and everything else. And there's a support pillar for the building. Yeah right in the middle of the floor. And so greg sees that Sea bass is like you know in the area at least will we have with these very shiny lacquer cabinets and i saw motion behind me so so i turned to look and see us literally to hide behind. A pillar is no two ways about would never in court. Because you're inferring and implying my motive. I see he these at the coffee machine. Which is one person. At a time. You had to put the packet. Wait oh by the way. This is pre kobe by the way. So this is like a social didn't even know it. Social distancing was read at. So i see that greg's getting his coffee. I cannot get coffee. So i got my phone under leading up the pillar and go through my phone shows one hundred feet away right and on the other side of the proceeds. Because i happen to be there. When i saw that he was still getting coffee. This is how will he actually did as he was for me. Well these arabia. Psycho over analyzer. Just business. I'm asking this question Do you deny that you go out of your way to go around or stay away from other people like we've noticed it before too like if You realize that. Somebody's going the same place that you are. You will stop. Turn around and walk. The other direct applies for bathrooms. Absolutely because i don't want to be dealing with their noises and smells. And how much nicer is it. The poop or pee in private poop okay. So that's that's an easy. That's an easy solution of course pulled into the garage work. Will you still sit in the car for a period of time. Just walk somebody into the building fault. Nobody's actually i see every day but fairly regularly The guy his name is guy who works here. We get around the same time and maybe we share an elevator shared elevator. When you are younger guy you guys are basically the same person. Look like but. I think all of us kind of do that to certain people. We'll see those. Yeah we'll see them. Walking down the hall are like stopping down the hall.
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"What's happening out there today. greg. I think this is pretty cool and convenient apple is going to be doing an update to apple wallet. And that will let you use your iphone as digital. Id at us. Airports has say will be the first place he can do exactly. You're going to be able to scan your driver's license. How is that. Not totally easy to fudge. While they say it'll be encrypted into your phone that's how and then that means apple's working with tsa to allow it to be used as your ide- at checkpoint moves great so basically it's yeah that's cool auto of your actual driver's license right in your apple wash just at the airport in the tsa pre check and you had the pull out your phone to use your boarding pass and then had to pull out your id and scan the id. It'll be fun if everything was that would be fun fun. I'm having such a good time. You have to do it for a long time. The the apple pay stuff credit card in. There still haven't done it. I did that like three or four years ago. This it's awesome super fun right. Do you have fun. yeah. I'm having a great so becomes acknowledged a first world problem where i really don't have apple pay him. My damn grabbed two major grocery stores as that are by closest to my house. Like one accepts apple pay and the other one doesn't and i did that get bored. Yeah i get. I get used to like every once in a while. I run an errand or whatever and i figure because african i get there and i read and went to the wrong grocery store. And you're like wait. I'm not having fun. Yeah and there's less fine. And i think this is cool. They're also working with hotels. So you could get room keys through apple wallet so that way you could get your room key before you even arrive at the hotel. That's great before the rap that like marriott has an app can do that. Very nice pretty cool. What was the some of the other menace. Yeah i was I visited a couple of yeah deep dive into it to see what people would actually like and the Facetime to android. They said that they finally have that really. Yeah because that's free terrible because every time you try to face time is like super glitchy. Worse robe just get an iphone. Also the facetime facetime audio audio picks up everything in the background there should. They're working on solo audio on school. So the background noise and also the like a photo gallery when you try to send multiple photos to somebody via taxed l. Put all one gallery so it's not you're setting one photo one after another like five okay. So there's an updated navigation. And then the government i thing and oh for ipads ipods airpods. Somebody's talking to you and you have a man and you have to pull them out. They said that the worked on it. So it decreases the volume of. Somebody's talking to you directly okay. That's pretty wacko. you can hear them. You don't have to pull them out of your ear. That's the kind of annoying because like half the time we have those in 'cause you don't wanna hear anybody else. Ya girl is setting but calling saying they should have a setting like you said just have the person with the android the get the iphone. Yeah just get an iphone like me. Sure okay have it work. Also that's pretty much the major people care about. I think sounds good. Jeff pays us announced that he's going to space lucky. I'm thinking why. Why risk he and his brother. They're gonna join the first space flight from his private rocket company. Blue origin and going july twentieth says he's dreamt of going to space. Since he was five years old. I would never find anything i built. No flights can carry six passengers in that six seat that's going to go to the highest bidder with the auction this coming saturday. All proceeds go into his company blue origin which promotes stem education initiatives and jeff says to see the earth from space it changes. You changes your relationship with the earth. How do you manage earth when you get back. Same thing consumption. You haven't even gone yet. You know lying sack. What have you done amazing movie. It was oh my god this is. I think this is my favorite movie of all. You haven't even watched the jackass from up there. It might be big fat liar under tripped out flat right and it doesn't change you. At all spacex rockets. You gotta poop upside down. I wonder what the pooping situation on. These rockets are sideways sideways. That'll be private to through better. Be nice now. i'm sure you guys remember. And miss all the spacious right. So you'd have to be in front of in front of other people. Yeah no way separate room. We'll even the tiniest of airplanes door then it'll be like oh jeff what you gonna need sorry space. Pooping around ari had flaming hot asteroid off agnew the highest bidder. And you just watch. Jeff bezos what. I saw that chile stupid space group. You guys remember anthony weiner right you miss them right guy. That's super cool Also known as carlos danger in was infamous stained sending the depict to underage girl. He says it would be nice to cash. In by selling that infamous crotch shot as an nf t. Oh come on thinks it would start this whole new category of nafta's that he would like to call political collectibles so he's actually currently working as a ceo of a countertop store Called eyestone but he says he would make a great campaign manager He will never run for office again. He says and he would also like to write a book his choice about sex addiction. I'm not gonna do retire considered it. Because i've chosen not to yeah. Carlos wants to write a book about sex addiction. Because that's always everybody's answer when you get busted with something like that. I'm an addict that's why is it so he wants to sell his depict as an nf. T t i mean. I do appreciate the people who like if there's a leak like that or whatever they lean into it as opposed to just fight it every step of the way it's out there yeah basis. You know it's out there stone it. Yeah have a sense of humor about it. You almost have to force yourself because what are you gonna do down. There mortifies carlos danger about that guy that came out and then as part of a bigger did he have a nice penis. I know. I saw the picture it was it was owned with the onder. Well yeah because it wasn't a full on a very good wasn't a deep mysterious guy. Looks like a lizard. But some she was. He's thin that's all he has going for him. It was really a better wife stuck with them for a little.
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"It is the friday turnoff. it's all eight seven and we are the woody show dj. Scotty fox you guys a lot of people feel checking on the tax over the two nine eight seven like ernie from lynnwood. He's checking in me. Love friday turn up on the bed. Ben put also. This is fraud. Seven one four. Good morning sheila. Be listening from guarding grow. Patiala show hashtag friday turn-up patch tag by a great weekend. Sheila dj scotty fox on fire says this one agreed through friday. Turn up guys have an awesome weekend that shannon some people listening to all eight seven long distance on the iheartradio app for checking in as well. The kyle's checking in for deer valley utah. Mary margaret you. Sounds like a nun she. She's in cary north carolina north west iowa. We got kevin and reno. Heather's brooklyn new york vanessa in miami beach jo ann arbor michigan and then also michigan check in epic sarah and mike. I'll check in detroit all right. Thank you for doing that. Everybody thank you for checking in. Thanks for being part of hope. You have a great weekend anything. He missed on the show. This morning he can find on today's podcast. The iheartradio app picked search and type in the woody. Show already into it. The two hours commercial free all seven music is rolling. Hudson is here. Thank you so much giving away shows some of your valuable time this morning. We love it. Appreciate you for that guys. Suck it and we'll catch back here on monday ray weekend. S md. wm great friday you mother..
Ted's Woodworking, Its a Scam
"Hello friends have. I got a deal for you. My name is doug. This is the thumb and hammer. Home improvement podcast. And if you're like me you have searched the internet looking for woodworking plans. Well what if. I told you that you could get thousand plans for the low low price of only sixty seven dollars while there's this guy. His name is ted. Woody mcgrath. Now you know. He's legit because after all his nickname is woody. So he's obviously a woodworker. Because every woodworker i know is nicknamed woody right any. He spent decades compiling woodworking plans that he is offering to sell for the low low price of only sixty seven dollars. Now consider the most plan self around five ten bucks each on the internet. How could you possibly go wrong. How indeed. you've no doubt seen the ads on facebook or other websites than i am. Of course talking about ted's woodworking. And like i said to have access to such a vast array of plans for under a hundred bucks seems like the best deal ever. Steve ramsey of woodworking for mere mortals posted several videos about this offer back in two thousand twelve. Other woodworkers woodworking sites and forums and youtube channels have reviewed and researched and warned against ted's woodworking. But it has never gone away and it seems to be flooding. My facebook feed now more than ever different website. You are of course but all leading to the same landing pages
"woody" Discussed on The Woody Show
"I can not want to spend out of me in. Burn after reading it. We're gonna open up for the show. Confessional what does the fattest thing you've done lately stop laughing. Maybe he'd stopped doing on camera burbs all day every day. What's the fattest thing you've done lately. Eight seven seven. Forty four woody. It's chris stupidest. Berg i have in the show. Nothing behind manley nothing. Oh it's better have better birther bring it bring it well. I don't have one currently also sent tax on the topic of. Don't go anywhere the woody show. We'll be right back to. The question comes from the text greg from the seven eight. Five would greg edith sakata for washboard abs maybe sandwiched between two pringle crisps. Total washboard abs. You get washboard apps but you gotta eat. It's no effort at all no flight to know. This is what you've been wanting you've been wanting cool pill type It's once a keta washboard abs life. I'm going no really no for washboard abs and a porn star package. I would go. No wow really shot the covered. No it's already been flashed fried. It's like tatum couldn't rabi. I couldn't even hold girka member. I can hold your answer. Aunt yes.
Rural Oregon Tries to Become Greater Idaho
"Counties in rural eastern oregon have voted to secede from their states and join neighboring idaho to become greater idaho. The proposed move is precipitated. by growing. tensions between the rural counties in the state's urban population centers. The greater idaho movement is calling for eighteen full counties three partial counties in total to depart from oregon and joined greater idaho accounting for seventy percent of oregon's land but only twenty one percent of the population or about eight hundred sixty thousand residents. The move would make idaho the third largest state in the us after alaska in texas. Oh that land accounts for so few people that idaho would still remain in the latter third of states population. Wise such a move would require approval from oregon and idaho legislature's as well as the us. Congress and the tension between the eastern and western halves of oregon are a bit of a microcosm of the nation writ large quoting the new york times. The shoots river divides the high prairies of the eastern half agricultural and politically conservative largely from the wetter. Woody your western half which has long been more populated and more liberal. The statewide shutdown orders that accompanied the coronavirus pandemic last year deepened those divisions crippling businesses. At a time when some rural counties had few cases the protests and riots over race and police conduct in portland the state's largest city widened the gap further still and the defeat of former president. Donald j trump who won most counties but still lost the state by a big margin after president biden's strong showing in the city's capped off a litany of frustrations and quotes.
Why Are We Drawn to Certain Fragrances?
"Do you have any theories as to why wage roll to sit in fragrance families. Because hannah and i both love a halt man smell and i don't know if i need to explain hot man smell to you with hot topics punditry but way. Describe it as like woody. Would you say that. People have certain affinities to sit in fragrance. Family juice so happens with that is the must mile fragrances. That adding six e or luring a fragrances. The seat in the aromatic Category and how that works. Simple architecture of central in Lavender herbaceous high and in the woody muskie nuts in the base. And it's that therapeutic type of musk ingredient that really relates to why people are drawn to those talks of fragrances and that can be created with both digital ingredients like am or using an ingredient. Ombu agree from the spoon while which we're going to get into that discussion. Yes so i find it. We'd like so inter sense. That probably are masculine as a part time. And it must be because of that as you said ramonic- salute wake. What happens with those types of fragrances. Thank work with the essential oils on st and especially with a musk. seasoning credible bio finnity with the oils skin as well so applying on the pulse. Points way you get that fantastic. Sodas throws spade is why people lasota drawn to that. It's a bio with unity. And it's warm any and very very
Interview With Sravan Kasarla, Chief Data Officer of Thrivent
"I am so thrilled to have as our guest today. Shrove on cassara. Who was the chief. Data officer at thriving financial will give us some insights into ai in the finance financial services industry so high trauma and thank you so much for joining us on today. Thank you nice to me on the podcast. Happy to go through. And she of my experiences in journey in how data and i have been changing world and have already been changing but it will be in the future. Yeah we're so excited to have you on for our listeners. Who were able to attend our data for ai. Conference back in september twenty twenty. We had you on a panel as well. So we're excited to get you back on the podcast. I am updates and additional insights. So we'd like to start by first having introduce yourself to our listeners. Tell them a little bit about your background. And your current role at thrive in financial again. I've been a data guy for the last twenty five years. So that's that's what i being amicably. But my goal of ada. Woody data managing the data Designing it s. all the. It's being impact of business outcomes. Business committed piece to what we used to be calling analytics before on what he now started calling modify and also machine learning. This is always. My journey has been to enable so biggest focus of mine. A expedients have been financial services over the last two holidays last for fifteen years. But i grew more in a consulting world obeyed ahead an opportunity to really learn how how is offense. Analytics and data to the business elite right the business not only operated businesses but also help understand bid the business that headed in the consulting world than e commerce and the deer by journey has taken me to g moldy g insurance arm off the ge to mass mutual financial. There's there's been the biggest impact of that i could I cannot recall
Chicago Public Health official on current and previous surges of Covid cases
"WGN News, Chicago's Department of Public Health Commissioner Dr Allison are Woody points at a difference between the current surge in new cases of the Corona virus and previous searches which have happened during this pandemic. We're not being big surges in the older folks, we are starting to see hospitalization. Was just creep up there, and we know even younger people are not immune right to serious covet. But when I look at Easter this weekend, for example, my worries are all of those young people going to gather with older relatives or people at risk. And might we see that spread further. Doctor already joined W Chance. Steve Bertrand on
Welcome Home Mike Woodson
"Indiana brought a legend home and speaking as a former player not as a broadcaster in a former coach. I couldn't be happier for mike woodson his family and for us woody. I mean i think. I speak for a lot of guys when i say congratulations. Welcome home and so happy to have you as the head coach of our program man a man. I appreciate that very much man. It's good to be back. What are you get the job. And i've always told people like you get a college job. I don't know how it is in the nba. You get a college job. And it's fricking crazy with the phone calls guys want jobs guys calling for other guys to get jobs recruiting. What's been your priorities. Since you started. Well the players right now the priority you know yes i have been bombarded by a lot of calls. I'm probably and i'm not exaggerating about a hundred calls. Oh yeah behind I mean. I still get calls. I'm answering the came on sunday. So i mean eventually i'll get back. 'cause that's just me i i i return all calls to say thank you or i can't help this guy that's important for me But my my priorities right now is trying to figure out who's gonna stay who's who's leaving and You know we gotta get a team put together here. You know quickly. So that's what. I've been focusing in all right now. What's what's your process for doing that. Well you know. I i've said and i spoke with each player individually and I've had them in a team setting. I'm going to meet with him tonight. all the guys. Just count it. Try to get a feel for where it is. And i'm watching a lot of tape right now and players as well. I mean that's kind of what we do as coaches and and i'm watching you know how we play last year because that's important Discount again a feel of the players that are here so But my main focus. Dan really right now is to sit down with these guys. And it's been tough you know. It's been a tough season for these guys with the pandemic and archie. Getting let go. I mean that's from a mental standpoint. These kids are they're they're somewhat crushed. So i'm trying to uplift them and tell them how much i love 'em and until much i want them to be a part of this great 'institution in his you know this tradition of a basketball because there's a lot of tradition here man. We gotta get back pocket.
Woody Allen Denies Daughter Dylan Farrow’s Abuse Allegations
"Woody Allen says actors who have distanced themselves from his films are well meaning but foolish. In a rare interview that aired Sunday is the CBS Exclusive on Paramount Plus, the 85 year old director said. They're persecuting a perfectly innocent person and they're enabling this lie. Allen's first US interviewed nearly 30 years recorded last July in his Manhattan home. It aired alongside a 2018 interview with his adopted daughter, Dylan Farrow, who is accused of mull of molesting her in 1992 when she was seven.
Anne C. Klein On Finding Wholeness In The Dzogchen Path
"I thought we'd start with this book since it is one of my favorites and i'm very interested in the origins of this book. How did this come about. It's a sweet memory. So thank you for allowing me to recall it so kids in salvador impact. Shay was a junction master. Although that was pretty much a hidden fact about him for most of his life. Most people didn't really know that he was known for his scholarly writing his multi twelve thirteen volumes biographical histories of tibet in in tibetan. So i met him and really have been his students since the early seventies and in the nineties he let us know that he had written a book on soak chen the only one to my knowledge that he has written and in nineteen ninety six. We invited him to the states as we did as much as we could and That time we're in california and he gave a retreat on that text. Which is the first time. That i had ever heard it. And it was a requirement. This really was very closely held retreat for people who had completed intro and he gave wonderful wonderful. Qna during it which is also in the book so the book translates the actual tax and thankfully to snow lion and shumba the tibetan text in which actually delayed the book for a year just to get it. It's it's on facing pages with the english translation and so there was just so much you know holding around. The texted didn't even occur to me for many years to ask if woody like it translated. Might i translate it. And he agreed. And then as i got into it and realized how important the oral commentary was asked would could that be included. He said yes.
Hasbro is updating Monopoly's Community Chest cards
"Has announced a monopoly is getting a refresh. They're calling it again. They're going to be changing all sixteen community chest cards for the first time in five had to bring them more in line with modern life quote covering topics like beauty contests funds and life insurance. There is no denying the monopoly community chest. Cards are long overdue for a