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Thousands Flee Fires That Are Raging Across Greece
"Wildfires are tearing through Greece for 1/6 straight day amid a prolonged heat wave caused by climate change. Joanna cocky icis reports. At least one person has died. Thousands have been evacuated. She's got this video shows a fairy filled with terrified people. They're fleeing an island consumed by flames. This is a via the second largest island in Greece, It was once lush green with forests. Now those forests are gray smoldering ash. Scores of fires are also raging in southern Greece and outside Athens. Thick black smoke has blanketed the Greek capital. The intense heat as well as winds have fanned the flames. Greek firefighters have been joined by hundreds of emergency workers from Europe and the Middle
UK queen's husband, Prince Philip, 99, admitted to hospital
"Britain's Buckingham palace says prince Philip has been admitted to King Edward the six hospital after feeling unwell the palace schools the admission a precautionary measure taken on the advice of Phillips Dr while officials say he's expected to remain for a few days of observation and rest his illness is not related to because the nineteen the queen and Philip Wilcox needed against the corona virus in early January it was last hospitalized in December twenty nineteen spending four nights in the King Edward the what of the palace said was planned to treatment of a pre existing condition I'm Charles the last month
Washington's 2021 Legislative Session: Here's What To Expect
"Here in our state lawmakers are defending their decision to start the legislative session next week in person. Despite the threat of riots, car radios Hannah Scott has more constitution requires the Legislature to convene in person to have the vote on the new rules. They'll need to pass in order to have a mostly virtual session for the next 105 days, so they don't really have much choice but to be there in person, according to House Minority Leader J. T. Wilcox, speaker Laura Jenkins says one would want to do it out on the farm. But this is what We're gonna do it and you shouldn't run for office. If you're not willing to take the toughest days, along with the days where you get a different kind of positive
Joe Biden suffers "hairline fractures" in foot, doctor says
"Biden was trending because he tripped over his dog and apparently has a broken foot. That wasn't something that we expected to happen. And when i say trip over his dog i don't know they'll be some sort of Some sort of study A group will be put together to determine whether it was an accident or is that dog working for somebody saying terrorists have now taken over the dogs and you knew this from the start. Didn't you cool baynes. This is why you're afraid of all animals just before we get hate emails. He was playing with his dog and slipped and broke. Like has a hairline fracture. Why would we get hate emails as you said. He tripped over his dog. What are you putting him to take the other side. He didn't trip over the dog. He was playing with the dog slipping. I mean semantics. Everybody's tried to tribute get whenever you bring up. Politics will come. But i'm just saying. I don't know that that's a. I don't notice the difference in what you're saying there but by the way why do we know about it. Well you know we know about it because he apparently had to go to the doctor. Get an x ray and it shows a hairline fracture so this is what we were all concerned about right. The man is going to be eventually the oldest president. Just what we thought we feed. Dogs are big. He's just can't using dogs to mean feet using dogs to me. dogs adopted. Dogs are pre large yards animals but his feeder does not up for the task saying oh they've said about biden for years tiny week feed for. I don't know that they've been saying that for years. Actually miss that so maybe a little bit later on. We'll get into the injuries that your dog caused you. Because that'll be fun. It'll make you feel very presidential. Thank at the same
Trump loses lawsuit that sought to block Pennsylvania win for Biden
"Ah Federal judge in Pennsylvania has thrown out a lawsuit from the Trump campaign seeking to block state officials from ratifying the state's election results showing Democrat Joe Biden winning As Emily Perfetti from member station of the I T F reports. The order issued tonight dismissed the case with prejudice. Trump's campaign claimed it was disadvantaged because Philadelphia and six majority Democratic counties let voters correct technical problems with mail in ballots and Republican majority counties did not U. S. District Judge Matthew Brand noted in his order that the campaign sued Democratic Secretary of State Kathy Book far and heavily Democratic counties, but did not suit GOP dominant jurisdictions where ballots were allegedly thrown out without giving voters a chance to correct similar problems. Ran wrote The campaign's legal arguments were without merit and its accusations were speculative and on supported by
California Golden Bears game against Seattle's Washington Huskies called off due to COVID-19 issues
"Football announced today it is canceling its season opener against the Washington Huskies scheduled for Saturday. The decision comes after account player tested positive for covert 19. At a press conference Wednesday, head coach Justin Wilcox said contact tracing is underway for other players. It's a tricky situation. As we all know, we are glad to report that the one positive is asymptomatic. And everybody's healthy, but the result of the contact tracing is significant.
Washington Huskies-California Golden Bears game canceled because of coronavirus case
"The Pac 12 will kick off their football season Saturday with one last game Callin. Washington Football will not kick off their season Saturday after a Golden Bears player tested positive for the Corona virus head coach. Justin Wilcox. We are glad to report that the one positive is asymptomatic and everybody's healthy. But the result of the contact tracing is significant as a result of contact. Tracing cow was unable to feel enough scholarship players to take part in Saturday season opener, which will be rule is a no contest based on Pac 12 policy. This as Army football on Air Force won't be playing Saturday do covert 19 related issues impacting the Falcons, while Navy and Tulsa also won't be playing this weekend because of covert concerns for the
Someone was convinced Kate Beckinsale needed a bunny rabbit
"Anonymous fan left a quote unsolicited rabbit and a box of flowers at kate back and Sales Front door unsolicited Reynolds solicited rabbit which by the way great band name their first album was so sounds like a weird move from urban dictionary. is she happy about it -cerned unsettled is the way she described as worn as bagged on social media for folks to quote never send an unsolicited pet to someone's house. Or just as a gift I agree. So, not limited to rabbits if you were thinking about sending an unsolicited war frat or river rat to someone's house that's not welcoming either kate back and sale or otherwise for that matter
13 nuns at Michigan convent die of COVID-19
"Thirteen religious sisters at a Michigan Convent have died from the Corona virus with twelve sisters passing in the span of a month, the women aged sixty nine to ninety nine were all members of a Felicien, sisters. Convent in Livonia Michigan on Good Friday. The virus took the life of sister. Mary Louisa was ninety nine by the end of the month eleven. Other sisters had passed seventeen more. More were infected, but recovered according to sister, Noel Murray Gabriel. The director of clinical health services for our lady of Hope Province, a thirteenth sister, despite an initial recovery passed away in June the sisters in presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mother Convent in Livonia as well as all of us in the province are still very much dealing with the loss of so many sisters says Suzanne Wilcox. Wilcox English Executive Director of mission advancement for the Felicien Sisters of North America the sisters. All of whom were longtime members of the convent, lived prayed and worked together prior to their retirements. The women had worked as school teachers college professors and principles. Librarians nurses and organised sister. Mary Louisa was Indiana had served as the sunshine person for the local minister, sending Peace Day and birthday cards. Cards to the sisters in the infirmary and obituary reads sister Victoria Marine dykes sixty nine lead nursing students regular trips to the Felicien sisters mission in Haiti sister Rosemary Wallach Eighty six spent eight years working as a secretary in the Vatican Secretary of State Sister Thomas Murray Would Hausky seventy three once led a second grade class to win a national prize and a Campbell's soup commercial competition. The death of the thirteen nuns could be the most serious loss of life experienced by a group of religious women in the United States since the nineteen eighteen influenza pandemic, according to Global Sisters report a nonprofit Catholic News outlet globally at least sixty one felicien sisters have died, but other religious orders have also been struck by the virus with six sisters, dying of covid nineteen at the Our Lady of Convent in Wisconsin in April. The convent closed its doors to visitors in. In March and placed strict restrictions on group activities, but the virus still reached the convent and spread quickly for many sisters who normally pray alongside those who are dying, having to socially distance during a time of grief was difficult. Normally we will share stories about the sister. We have lost during the vigil the night before the funeral says English, but we have been unable to do so. Their collective impact on the community has been and continues to be very deep, says English.
One man holds multiple trademarks on potential Washington Football Team replacement names
"Football fan at all to sort of find a little bit of interest in the fact that. The former team of the Washington redskins in the NFL and decided that they're going to drop the name Redskins after many many years of people you know saying. Hey, you're going to drop that name and you know the logo and everything. They're getting rid of it. And when we talked about that maybe a week ago, whenever that was five days ago three days ago, however long, it was There was the story about a guy who lived in the DC area. Just a guy. He is a lawyer. I believe who was sort of squatting. On trademarked, potential new names for the Redskins, he trademarked a bunch of different names. Trademarks squatter. They call them. And obviously the reason why people do trademark squatting. is to make, money. Oh you. WanNa Changer named the. Washington red tails. Well, you know what it just so happens. I have that trademarked for apparel, and for use on a football field, and so hello. Washington, if you WANNA use that. You'RE GONNA. Have to pay me X. amount. That's why you would assume somebody is squatting on. A trademark liked that sure. That is. Why this guy in this particular case says that he has these trademarks. He wants a box seats for the rest of his life. He doesn't want cash. He wants some sort of. Trade or a special day for him so. He gets to quarterback. Well I mean he couldn't do much worse. No, that's not it at all. He loves them and he is a part of the team and he's helping them. I I'M GONNA. Give it to you for that I. Mean it's not a word for word quote from the Guy. WHO's sixty one years old by the way? I wish they'd tell me what I need to do to get out of their way to change the name if I'm some sort of obstacle. I want them to change. The name and I'm embarrassed. If I did anything that slows that process down, he said. Still quoting I thought if I hoarded all the good names that would keep somebody else. From horning those names and being a pain in the neck to Washington for them to get the name from. He says, and I guess this is true because there's a paper trail on July fourth. Days after Washington announced that they would kick off a thorough review of their name. To them and said I'd to offer you any of these names for free.
What Have We Learned From Elijah Wald's Escaping The Delta
"It's time to let it roll. This is your host Nate Wilcox and we're doing a special. What have we learned episode once again with my friend and colleague Dr? Larry Campbell Yuri welcome back. Good to be here can't get good so today. We're GONNA. Look back on. Elijah Wald's book escaping the Delta and my interview that we did with him. and. We picked us up this book in that episode because. Other than Ed. Ward who basically taught me everything I. Know about analyzing music is a cultural history. Elijah Wald's books, this one and how Beatles destroyed rock and roll, which we'll talk about the next episode of what have we learned. Really expanded my mind because it took. It's a revisionist take on what has been disagree romanticized history of Robert Johnson, and the Delta Blues and found walls attempts to reevaluate Johnson. From the perspective of his peers and contemporaries, basically the black African that African American Blues Fan of the Nineteen Thirties and. Rather than from the perspective of generally white blues, fans of the nineteen sixties to now so it just totally blew my mind I tried to capture that to great interview. But the main point that the book put across that Robert Johnson was just a human being who sang and played beautifully. He wasn't a mythical figure. That probably wasn't really devil at the crossroads he wasn't. A country Bumpkin? He was a sophisticated sharp-dressed cat who travelled widely who listen to all kinds of music, not just what he heard live in the delta, but listen to the radio listener guards and learn so having said all that. How do you think we did did did I get that across in the interview with walled? Yeah, I think the book and the interview with Wall. You know Really, helps a flesh out. You know the the basic ideas that you were just talking about. And really helps to make it clear. that you know the blues artists of the late Twenties and early thirties in the early twenties really. Physically people that they were professionals. That they were participating in You know the creation of. New Cultural forms new sort of musical expressions. While at the same time. trying to freeze their audiences. Who had know? Fairly sophisticated demand and varying labs. Right so that the artists themselves as you suggested had to have A. Wide ranging set of skills, they had to have been aware of those sort of traditional musical expressions, and you know like in the case of the blues, things like Hollers and loans, and that sort of thing well also being aware of of popular music. Which by the nineteen thirties you're talking about. Artists like Duke. Ellington and Louis Armstrong and and People that are appearing in films on the radio, etc.. And so the picture of Blues. As this sort of backwater expression. Rural Culture Coming from people who were simply oppressed and trapped and you know on some level were expected to the ignorance. And poverty stricken just didn't hold you know I mean. You couldn't can be successful blues artists if you travel the country and rags. showed up at. Various venues unable to relate to modernizing audiences. And I think I think the book captures that really well. and. I thought your interview with Wall. Made that clear.
NASA Needs A Toilet That Works In Microgravity And Lunar Gravity
"I. Don't think we actually ended up talking about this yet. Even though it's been something that I think it was on several of our radars for quite some time now we always are getting into some of the unexpected ramifications from the Covid, nineteen situation and I don't know that these are related, but maybe the fact that we're focused on it now more than we would be if we weren't all under this pandemic situation, the fact that NASA is offering people a little side money, a little side Gig. I know you've seen this what he I think. They would like you to Come up with a toilet. NASA. The NASA by the way. The whatever it stands for North American space guys. Matt Sustain. National Aeronautical. Agency came very high and mighty when I didn't get mine anyway. We all know what NASA is. They have the lunar. Lou Challenge sees me. It's administration. I don't WanNa. Leave the people wrong. Lunar Lou Challenge I. Don't think we even said what it was so i. don't think we let anybody wrong the only way they. Yes, they would like to create A. For Space, specifically, it has to do with the moon and the base that they would like to build their. That's why they're calling it the lunar Lou. Qualified for that here's somebody from well. You may not be, but that doesn't mean everybody's not. Here's a dude from NASA explaining a little bit. Hollow it just was not animal tail. Astronauts do not take. The Apollo bad scenario again there's suction involved or any good seal, but. On for going number two, so it's not just sitting on a toilet and going. STRAPS and harnesses. So I you know I'm sure what he has all the answers because he studied how astronauts go to the bathroom for years now, but the headline and I've tweeted out the link by the way you could win thirty five thousand dollars. Maybe I should mention that right upfront which I gotta be honest doesn't sound like enough to me. You create a toilet that they use with NASA. Seems like there ought to be a little bit more donut for you, but thing says help astronauts go back to the moon and twenty twenty four NASA seeks new designs for a toilet that will work both in microgravity and in lunar gravity,
"wilcox" Discussed on Woody & Wilcox
"Stretch. Stress and don't know why. Lorraine would be coming down the plains. So It doesn't really make sense I agree. You guys burn through my other tiebreakers. You know touch, peel, stand and stuff like that. You didn't get so only to their. By the way who says he took the day off work to watch this on our facebook. Each. said that's his favorite song and I watched it for them. So, that's what I do. That's what we do. That's what you get for the day off for us. That'll teach you. What are you thinking? So. We are still live on the your Wilcox facebook page. When we wrap up this livestream, you will be able to go back and actually see the game on fold in video form and obviously We'll have the audio version as part of our podcast. That cool beans is tweeting out. She'll do that a little later on, so follow along at William and Wilcox. Wilcox on twitter. There's a video that you need to see. That's up on our social media. There was a huge earthquake yesterday in Mexico, and naturally with everybody having their cell phone on them. They started rolling tape and and caught some amazing stuff the sound of it if you've never been in an earthquake is absolutely terrifying. A play that audio for you next. So. Yesterday I'm sure if you watched any news or heard it on the radio, there was a major earthquake that struck Mexico initially I think it was a seven point five and they've since downgraded it to a seven point four. If you're not from California like I am and maybe not versed in earthquakes. That's a full like. Ten percent reduction. Think is what it what it is in the actual power of the earthquake, so when it goes down just a tenth of a point that is a major major reduction I was in the Northridge Earthquake in ninety four, which was a six point seven, this even being seven four means it was seven times bigger then the North Ridge quake. Lot of math and I'm not sure I believe you, but I trust you that it was a big quake. It was huge and it kept rolling so. So much so that there's video that you can see. That's up on. What are you? Wilcox facebook page, and it's also on twitter at William. Wilcox of people walking around the streets various city, somebody's piece together a bunch of the the footage that was shot yesterday, and you can see portions of the ground opening up, and then closing as they're just sitting there chatting about it. The one that caught me is the two parking structures that are slamming into one another during the earthquake..
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"Census. Aren't you saying that we're trying to enunciate sentence? As opposed to sense I see got gotcha need the creators of today's holiday. If one treats themselves to the stimulation of the five senses, they will experience the elevation that many mystics no as the allusive sixth sense. Oh my God. The Hal K, the sense that goes beyond the others where experiences and sensations take place through thoughts, and in the mind, not through the body. Whatever that what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Well. So, what does that mean on today? You're supposed to enjoy senses. Go out and feel things. Touch things. Smell things case I kind of what does it mean for the game? Well. Let's meet our contestants for Aug up. I is Kayla Kayla. What's going on? Hey, are you? That's the proper Fonseca. Taking you on is going to be Sean Sean. What's up? Okay. How's everybody? s Sean as the opposite feeling of Kayla. Yes, he does. I've come up with a brand new game to help us celebrate the celebration of the senses. It's game that I'm calling. Ain't no time for riding fences. Tell me this song that has something to do with the senses. So. It's going to be a team game Kayla. You're in I. I'm GonNa be playing you songs and in the title it has something to do with the five senses. Who would you like to have as your partner? Would you like Wilcox or would you like Chelsea? Chelsea. Our boys versus girls on this one. All right name is your buzzer. So when you think you know the song and the title is what we're looking for. You shut your name. If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, your opponent gets point. This is going to be tough for some reason I think it's going to be easier than you imagine all I. Let the first couple run by, and you'll be like I think I understand the gist of the game. Are you guys ready for the first one sure? To go sent. What did you say Sean? I say let's go I'm all set. All set Gotcha all right here. We go I offering. Tell me this song that's about the has something to do with the senses. Cox. Touch me. Scrap that. Obviously touched being one of the census. These are so you don't need. To do that. There's a couple that are too hard to my own not. Alright. It's one for Sean Wilcox other for Kayla and Chelsea next offering. Tell me this song that has something to do with the senses. Chelsea. Chelsea smells like Teen Spirit..
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"To say y'all is greatest I've been listening to on the way to work for about an hour every day and an hour on the way back. Thank you and I had a bird two days ago. Ll. Poor man is having his life ruined and doesn't even realize it. He can listen to us in our home. So short. Short CIA so he's to work and home from work and worked all within a four or a window. What life is good? If somehow we had any hand in that then you're welcome I? Don't understand how that works. You're welcome to get in like they all have at seven. Oh Four Fez thirty two hundred, whether you're sharing a story about something that you hit or that it you or just how short your workday is how you can listen to us both ways on. Whatever we're open for all of that, and then of course eight four four four WWF. You actually WANNA. Talk to cool beans. What you we'll show. You didn't hear the early part of the show. There was a traumatic thing that happened over the weekend yesterday as a matter of fact. Something so traumatic that cool beans had to call woody for advice as you do as no one does, and that's partly why it stood out so much. Then, we found out that the reason why cool beans was so traumatized is because she hit a bird while driving again. The bird hit her and. For some people. It nobody wants to kill a bird I suppose. Cool beans has a thing about all animals including humans by the way, but especially non humans. She's terrified of all of them bird. Yes, bear sure cuddly poppy! Yes, kitten can't stand him. She just doesn't like animals so when she finds. A bird stuck in her grill. It rattled her so much that she did the unthinkable in that was called. Woody for advice, so there was a lot of discussion this morning about that, and you'll be able to hear that on the PODCAST FYI if you want to grab that later. At William Wilcox on twitter, photos are available because she did eventually have the wherewithal to have a photo taken she did not take it because she was terrified. She had the guy at the car wash. Say That again. She went to a car wash and had that guy. Take picture after removing and then remove on not after, but before removing the bird, yes. Those photos are up at woody and Wilcox on instagram on twitter and our facebook page so lots of folks still ringing in on that topic including this guy, and partly why I wanNA play..
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"The part where Wilcox was in shock that colby had a friend that was in the similar vein her not wanting to touch the desert, I could not myself, but say verge of header flock together or you know. Keep your mouth shut. If you knew what was good for Cape, your mouth up. You knew what was good for your body. Issue just using the show thirtyish was. was just used. Yes, as was a bird's feather flock together. You don't act like you wouldn't have done it. Stop it! fence line at seven zero four, says thirty, two hundred. That's the way that you can get through agreeing with the segment about cool beans, because it could literally be anything any story she tells about anything is absolutely hilarious. Correct,.
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"Good lower, the size of that thing says Leo. How about this one? Why does one of Chelsea's thumbs looked twenty years older than the other one? And then another infant, another listener rings, and goes because one is Chelsea's one Wilcox's. And then he says I know, but they're the same age. And, then the other guys like I'm pretty sure. Wilcox is close to fifty and Chelsea's in her thirties. So, it's fun to watch the commentary. Go back and forth in odd because I don't often take photos of my own thumbs, and then stare at them the way I am right now. My Hands Look. NEARY! Harry old to it looks like like elephants, hand or something I think Chelsea takes care of her skin than you and I do clearly. It looks like an elephant heads. How they wrinkle at the knees and stuff I don't know just looks like an elephants. Hand, John, Hair. This may be one of the number discussions we've ever had. You just need some lotion. That's all. Oh, I was just trying to put myself out there I. Didn't know it was going to lead to all this. You know I am I. Am more than my thumbs. That does not define me. I am not defined by the size of my thumb Manchester by the way brand, and says maybe it's not that Chelsea, as manly hands. Maybe Wilcox has feminine thumbs. which by the way I'm willing to agree, I think that may be part of it, and that particular comparison I do I do have dainty hands. Dainty hand not dainty, but the thumbs are not you know as massive as they probably should be. How massive should mail thumbs beaming I? DuNno bigger than mine. Throwing it out there. The woody and Wilcox show. Has it been longer than normal since we've had a cool beans remax? Maybe! It's just me. Periodically cool beans likes to dig in and I don't know if you've ever heard us. Tell cool beans to grab something, but occasionally we'll say cobain's grab that and then she grabs that and puts those weird things together and does a cool beans. remakes cool beans..
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"Against spreading Kovic. Nineteen because I guess the idea. Is You open your mouth you yell loudly there goes out your mouth right. Now you're endangering others around you and I haven't seen anyone else suggest. That SCREAMING SHOULD BE MINIMIZED. When they open up these amusement parks was something. Chelsea wasn't like loud singing in public was sort of frowned upon. Because just this reason that you're going to somehow accidentally have some spittle fly and if you're singing loudly it's going to carry further than if you're just having a normal conversation am i. I love that. They're willing to open the parks. I do feel like if they truly believe that. Screaming is going to really put people in danger. Should we be opening the parks? I I think we should but I feel like if that's one of your answers then something's scarier than we know about. And where does it end? What what do you mean? Where does it end well? What if you're just we all have that friend right? Who talks louder than they should. I mean where do you draw that line? Sounds he sounds like he's screaming but he's not like a bill burr like. I'm not yelling right now. Right now will ferrell used to do that character on. Snl where he couldn't get Joel. The volume of his see would go up and down that would have sinned spittle ramifications talking new band name by the way. West biddle ramification about people who just scream often even not on a roller coaster cool beans chicken and very easily frightened children. Exactly right notorious screamers for just like life. The Sun's up the grass is brain. It's going crazy. I was the worst for not downloading the target up for a four year old this week so anything could happen. I mean listen. I don't know that they're going to boot you. I think they're going to have to be somewhat flexible on the no screaming on. Roller coasters thing Japanese amusement parks. But you got to imagine if they're not you know somebody has to be responsible for covering everybody's mouth and that's a lot. That's a lot of employees to happen. I think this back scratchers with the hand. You just need a long one of those just people right in the mouth. What are the side effects going to be one of those slap in the mouth? That's all right. Is there going to be a side effect of P ventriloquist them like you know? Suddenly people are throwing their voice like they're screaming. They're making it sound like somebody needed to step into my office into my office kitchen side effect of Ventriloquist. I WANNA say take the ventriloquist lobby big puppet as it's known though he's very very powerful in Japan actually big hand ventriloquist sticks his hand. The puppet and so you're going to have these people are like look. I am one of those people who scream roller coasters. Okay you just have to work on your clothes mouth. Screaming means we'RE GONNA love. This is all insane. Remember when initially there were all these things like? Can you get corona virus from eating spinach and can you get corona virus from flatulence? Remember those yes so I mean I hate to be the bearer of obvious news but when you scream is not the only time that air comes out of your body there are other times and are we going to protect against that Chelsea. Wears your hand on a stick now because you're going to have to have an employee covering everybody's backside in case of some sort of accidental release down. There are shovel ready jobs. I mean it's a lot of employees inspector gadget. Lot of hands history. Stretchy hand. You're right I'm sorry. I think I talked over that Kobe. But you might be able to get something there. So I haven't heard anything about this locally or in any of the amusement parks in the US but you know they always say these things travel overseas. And so I. I don't know you're going to be like a warning system. You know you get one scream and then after that. Look we told you once. Now you're out of the park. I I don't I haven't seen anything like that. A look out for the side effect of Ventriloquist. Everyone in this room is now dumber big hand or getting their. Don't Wilcox Joe. So we've got three stories we're gonNA share these with you real quick great. Wayne feel better about your own. Life is by enjoying enjoying. Maybe the wrong word but hearing some of the stuff. That's going on around this world. These are all true stories. What do you share three of them? And one of them went down in the sunshine state. You've got a spot that one to win at eight four four four. Ww Show what he you store number one. We'll start number. One is all about a woman with cash in her hand has been accused of giving favors to a man against a liquor store wall. You know that old story directions favors Orel favor. So I believe would be the way I would describe it when the cops rolled up. They didn't notice that the man was leaning against the wall and the woman was performing a specific act on him. You should try oral. She had a wad of cash and her and and when they saw the police officer they immediately at the same time said the phrase that they were doing nothing. Where didn't Wayne if come from than the man's spontaneously told the officer? I DIDN'T GIVE THAT MONEY. Wang that SORTA thing when police officers shows up they tried walking away from the police officer when he was asking them questions at didn't work either. They were arrested wasn't Florida where she kept the cash in the hand. Got Her done us. You gotTa keep going. I still got more penises. Was it in Florida. We're still not run out of story number two. I hate to bring back the old story again and again but it's that same old one guy petitioning his city so that he can get a statue of Al put in the park. I'm sorry at like the little alien thing from the eighties or nineties. Issue not to say little alien to meaning Yes Alf the alien life form from the eighties. Television show the man in story number two would not only like his city to relent and agree to putting up a statue of alf somewhere in their city. Probably a park but secondarily has started a petition online where he intends to raise ten thousand dollars on his own to get a statue of Alf put into his cities. Is there on fines? Is there a relation to the city and AL which went off the air in nineteen ninety? How much has he raised is what I hear you saying. Yes two hundred and fifty dollars so far of the ten grand empty. It is blowing up as the kids like to say that's from thirty one contributors to so they're really kicking in the dough fast and furious. Can you get a potter to do that? I'm sorry couldn't you get somebody to do that? Locally like an artist just to shape alf for less than ten thousand. I think we all know now. Statue was a minimum of ten thousand dollars. I mean can you. You GOTTA Buy Quality Quote. A LOT OF PEOPLE. Think this is facetious. And that's what's stopping people from putting funds into my campaign but it has a lot of support people love Alf and quote. There is a reason that he has and I haven't shared that with you. Other than obviously people love al which I just shared..
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"Got somebody we want to talk to here in a second What are you brought up that you know? It's a weird time. Obviously with everything that's happening and Hertz rental car company that also owns several other smaller companies declared bankruptcy and essentially because nobody was renting cars for a while is the is the idea. They're not going out of business. But the bankruptcy and so forth and it led to a discussion of buying rental cars after the companies. That rent them are through with them. And that's the thing that's always been. That's a new thing but I guess hurts is offering more than normal because of this bankruptcy situation and lots of folks ringing in on d you treat a rental car with respect when you rented or SORTA run it through. Its paces so to speak right. Our Buddy Chuck diapers ringing in on twitter Guys I would never buy a rental car. I finally at thirty two years old bought my first brand new car last year. I've seen how people drive. I don't WanNa used car. My parents loathe my decision because of the debt. I disagree at least. I know that the car has been taken care of. Yeah that's why I feel. Well our buddy. The bread man is on the line and you may want to cover your ears chuck because you might not WanNa hear what he has to say. Hey Bradman good morning. How are you man? It's been a while since we've had young longer. Welcome back that's right. We did INSTAGRAM. Live with you. That was fun. Yes so explain to chuck. Why buying a new car may not be what you assume it is. This is a personal story from two thousand seven to two thousand twelve. I sold cars and every Saturday was what we call lot party day. And that's where you show up all your used cars so that way they're never in the same order. Looks like he got any brand new and so I was put in an SUV. And I was told like there's get that out of here like we're not going to put that in his line and I was backing up and before I know I heard crunch. I backed a used car up into a twenty three thousand dollar brand new car and it completely crumbled in the rear quarter panel. Like just come door. Trunk was just one big concave bowl. The thing about it is where dealership. We've got a body shop on premises. So grab king drive it around. Fix It out on the lot now granted. They probably didn't make any money. I was sweating bullets the whole time thinking that I was going to get fired for this but you didn't call the police. You didn't file it on an insurance claim and those are the two main factors for Carfax than the incident and none of that happened because we just fixed it even though it was a new car it was a new car that had been ratchet. I did like handle now. Well maybe like eight thousand dollars worth of damage to the car and no one would now. It sounds like you're saying that some dealerships can be shady. Is that what you're saying? Yeah I've never heard of the car dealership being accused of being shady before late. Either all the lender the bus I mean some of them I mean. It does that not that I was GONNA say. Maybe THERE'S A. They've adhered to the letter of the law. But maybe not exactly the way it should be. But that's probably not even true like that's supposed to be declared saying how if one of them dropped off the delivery truck. That would be different like well because you think you know. Police are going to be called. Their insurance companies are going to be involved but at that time. That car belongs dealership with a car. Would you ever buy from a rental agency? A rental one hundred percent. I will never buy a brand new car for the rest of my life. I'm just I'm on that side to and even from the standpoint like will to new car even if it hasn't been wrecked like what salesman in the five years I mean I saw thousands of cars coming through there. They're a dime a dozen like if you don't think we don't get in them and drive them like we stole them. You're wrong Chelsea. Won't even do that in a rental car so I mean become toys us. It sounds like you should have been fired breadwinners. Okay but I'm sure you handle your bread much more carefully. You've certainly better and mature. He handles it. Drives it like it's stolen bread as well. They've ruined full of pictures of bread. That's been destroyed. Well he would only by US bread. I imagine. Much like our cars pre-owned all right. Well that's been a ray of sunshine. Bradman we appreciate the Thank you for telling the story on programs for entertainment purposes. Only really. It's amazing. It's the woody and Wilcox show they simply couldn't imagine being without each other with woody. Ya What the Hell is the matter with you? Wilcox this is insanity the woody and Wilcox show. This is like when you're getting your legs wax. And they found. That's what this is like. And now it's the woody and Wilcox show been through this a million times in all my years to depress let to show everybody.
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"What do you share a A piece a story. Something opposed I. Guess is the right way to phrase it from his local next door APP and it was a woman who was upset. That dude out walking his dog had thrown. The dogs waste into her trash. Can Woody in Chelsea Thought that was ridiculous. I was saying I wouldn't do it. Now there's a difference and I want to deal with that difference Based on a couple of these fez line calls have come in. I woke number. One that garbage can does not belong to you and number two when you put it on the curve. It's public use your. What's wrong with this country? You're you're one hundred percent rights are so of course of no import whatsoever that it's the city's trash can or whatever it still sits right next to your house so that's dumb argument. Second of all. I would not complain as did this woman for me. It's just I wouldn't want it in mind so I won't do it in yours. Second of all. I'm not out there saying how dare everybody do this. And I'm not firing up a tersely worded letter to the editor and I'm not petitioning. The President I'm simply saying would have been something that I wouldn't do that's it. I'm not saying that you should be arrested for doing it. There's a big difference. Holy Crap Wilcox. I cannot believe that you're arguing. The point that your dog poop is okay to go into the garbage can because apparently your dog poops roses that and again not the point you could be walking down your neighborhood street and throw it in. Somebody's trash who doesn't have a dog so it's not about. Does my dogs poop smell better than your dog poop. That's not the point. The point is you're throwing it in somebody's trash can who you don't even know maybe who you don't even know that they have dog so that's dumb thank you. We'll move on somebody else. Their dog poop goes into your trash can and it gets picked up an hour or two or three five later. That's going to destroy. Garbage can plus stopped hanging out like not to your garbage cans to smell you idiot. You've completely missed the whole thing. Your complain was going to make my trash can smell. Where do you keep your trash can next to the house right? If you can smell that a trash can through your house something else is going wrong and every time you walk by it to get out of your house and it somewhere else walk somewhere else so I'll just not go out. One of my exits. There are so many steps. Do you get to the point where your trash cans smells so bad country. You can put your trash cans anywhere you'd like. Thank you I appreciate. Maybe not put it right next to one of your accent. Eight four four four. Wwl Let's talk to bill. Who's online one billion with what what's up? What is this scenario? Y'All haven't discussed yet. What after transplant is already time and your trash cans there from yesterday. The empty trash can and now you're putting your dogs ways to my trash can. I don't even have a dog and it's got sit there for another week until the trash man comes again different scenario. I mean when you open it up and you see that it's empty then then you don't leave it there that's on you dog. See that's different than what he's saying what he's just saying. It's the damn trash. Throw it in your so your metal grounding it right there Chelsea manning that it shouldn't be in someone else's trash but it's only okay if it's going out within the next twelve hours because then I feel I could now. Dog poop is on you so to speak. I wanted to just be in the regular trash if I'm throwing it in there on top before it's getting picked up then great it's with the regular trash but if I'm just putting in your empty can and then you have to roll it back up. That's rude now. We're in the realm of rudeness. So that's healthy. Okay you have enough throwing my trash can and throw your waist. Who's going to check in the trash can in fact Oh wait. This is empty. Put it in that one. I mean literally everyone bit Stevie wonder can tell if a trash candice about too because Stevie no once you lift the lid is this the full trash can or not. And if you're having trouble go from going in there that is that. GonNa Stop You from putting away. Know because it's empty if you're gonNA throw your trash can. You're not gonNA care emptier now I will. I Will Chelsea and obviously that's a little bit different level than what would he say? These are saying. Who Cares you can make these decisions very quickly. Like in a matter of seconds yeah. Following program is for entertainment purposes only feeling. It's amazing it's though woody and Wilcox show. They simply couldn't imagine being without each other with woody. What the Hell is the matter with you and Wilcox runner this guy in San me the woody and Wilcox show is like you know when you're getting your legs. Waxing whipped thing. That's what business lying. And now it's the woody and Wilcox show through this a million times in Peter depressed I would out. Let's do a good show. Okay.
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"Well eventually put it in the trash can. Yes I will say my wife has a separate trash can just for the dog poop and it stays there until the night before i. I think that's how she does it and then puts it in you know so that it sits in there as little time as possible. What won't stink up your trash can. In a way that regular trash doesn't the smell of an outhouse as opposed to the smell of a dump of them are great right but I feel like it's similar to not letting your dog just dump on somebody's yard that no it may be. You're not if you're holding up the dog and having him go straight into the trash can right. That's a different thing. It's unprotected it could smear. I don't think anybody's doing that you're right. That would be a transgression. And no one's walking up your driveway. To find your trash can awesome. I'm a little disappointed by it's just. I've cleaned up trash off the street and put it in somebody else's trash bin that was right there just like you know makes the damn dream work. Okay especially if you ask you indicated. This is somebody who lives on her block. I mean if you're out for a ten mile run and you're not going to carry it the rest of the way home. I still don't think you do it. But if it's on your own street. I feel like it's an extra few because it's like I'm five feet from my house but I'm GonNa throw it in your trash do you. Do you judge people when you walk your dog? You're like Bills trash cans smells like garbage. No it's for your own self. I don't give a damn what somebody else thinks. So why would you care if somebody put waste manner in your trash cans? If you care how you're tracking smells like. Why is this complicated? Don't feel like you're next to your house and now it smells like outhouse. Why would you want that if it's own that's your choice? But if somebody else does it how why? Why do you not see that? No I guess my point is. He didn't walk up to the beside our house and throw the trash that way. It was already out at the street. It doesn't matter at that point. Is it not still there can? You're getting a little bit with your proprietary oil distinct kind of thing that is. I don't want my Kenniston kill us. That's a new level. I feel like I'm sorry you got again. Remember they're the ones who pee in the pool? Kobe always do that. And I put my trash and a trash can. How dare I? It's not trash. It's your dog's ass. Know plastic thrown away the thin being picked up within hours. And if you're not home if you're on vacation you would never have known. Would you would await when you come back. But you smell your trash. Candidacy of somebody put wasting their so. It's only about if somebody knows so anything. You can get away with as long as the person you're doing it to doesn't know then you're fine can absolutely okay. Well as long as you admit it. I don't think anyone is going to repeatedly use your trash can at the street for enough to make the smell linger like that. Fear of you is not going to happen just rude. That's all I'm saying. I will qualify if doing the right thing. And they don't know about it. I E putting waste manner into a trash can. That's fine. Nobody asks for race by a transient may not realize your neighbors are giving you the finger behind your back and and I know you don't care about that either. I'm just saying I feel like it's rude. They don't do it behind my back. They do it right my face. I LOVE CLEANING UP TRASH. You can use trash. Can All day long been happens to it? I'll take the hose to it and we'll move on with life right that's it. We just had different outlooks. That's neat I'm just telling you it. Does I think you brought this up? Because you thought she was crazy for thinking. That was rude and I agree with her when I have gone to social media. Probably not because that's not the way I deal with that stuff but I don't think you should dump your own dogs poop into somebody else's I don't care what it's in. It still stinks cool. Beans is nodding with me. So it's to to to thank you. Cool hamels trash king. Nothing to do with hating animal right now. We need a because I'm shocked by all of this. A would he agree. I can't believe see. That's what I mean. I can't believe you're shocked woody. I don't know what he thinks but he doesn't care but Chelsea you're usually pretty you know Courteous I guess to those around you so it. Is it okay if it was outside of dog? Waste just normal trash. Can I use your trash can for that? I think so. Where does the Line Cross poop? That's it I I mean I don't know I give me another example. What else yeah. Let's say got Hong. I do it right now. I just lift up your trash can and honk right into your trash. Can I mean if you're ill and it was either that or my car? Then yes please you please do it in my trash can. Wow interesting okay. Four four again. He'd W show you know. Don't dump in my trash can either doing that. I would. I am but it's very similar. Yes it's very similar. How is it not similar? It's in a plastic bow for crying out loud with the bag. Seven hundred four Fez. Thirty two hundred or eight four four four. Ww show. Please help us settle this. Foil share a piece a story. Something opposed I. Guess is the right way to phrase it from his local next door APP and it was a woman who was upset that a dude out walking his dog had thrown. The dogs waste into her. Trash can Woody in Chelsea Thought that was ridiculous. I was saying I wouldn't do it. Now there's a difference and I want to deal with that difference based on a couple of these calls that have come in. I woke number. One that garbage can does not belong view and number two when you put it on the curve. Public use your. What's wrong with this country? You're you're one hundred percent right sir. So of course of no import whatsoever that it's the city's trash can or whatever it's still sits right next to your house so that's dumb argument. Second of all. I would not complain as did this woman for me. It's just I wouldn't wanted in mind so I won't do it in yours but I'm not what's wrong with this country first of all nothing wrong with this country second of all. I'm not out there saying how dare everybody do this. And I'm not firing up a tersely worded letter to the editor and I'm not petitioning the president. I'm simply saying it would have been something that I wouldn't do. That's it so it's not that I'm out there pushing you to do something else. I assume you're familiar with the idea that you do unto others as you would have done to you and all I'm saying is I wouldn't do it that's it. I'm not saying that you should be arrested for dealing it. There's a big difference only crap Wilcox. I cannot believe that you're arguing. The point that your dog poop is okay to go into the garbage can because apparently your dog pope's roses that and again not the point you could be walking down your neighborhood street and throw it in. Somebody's trash who doesn't have a dog so it's not about. Does my dogs poops smell better than your dogs. Pooh. That's not the point. The point is you're throwing it in somebody's trash can who you don't even know. Maybe you don't even know that they have a dog. So that's dumb thank you. We'll move on somebody else. Their dogs pooped goes into a trash can. And it gets picked up an hour two or three or five later. That's GONNA destroy garbage can stop hanging out right next to your garbage cans. Have to shut down this argument at all stink like garbage. You idiot the idiot. You've completely missed the whole thing you're complained was who's going to make my trash can. It's no where do you keep your trash can next right? If you can smell trash can through your house something else going wrong and every time you walk by it to get out of your house will it move it somewhere else? Walk somewhere else. That's just not go out. One of my exits. There are so many steps. Do you get to the point where you trash cans smells so bad. You can put your trash cans anywhere you'd like thank you. I appreciate maybe not put it right next to one of your exits. Eight four four four. Wwl Let's talk to bill online one. Bill you're on with what he wilcox..
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"What to do to in story number. Three used tinder for was online and hooked up with a date via tender. The forty year old man was then arrested after he stole her. Audi q three just. Hey let's go out. Hey you got a nice car you drive. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom after you've already stolen or get in the car and then drive away. It's one hell of a first date. No word on whether he's going to get a second one await he's already in jail. Is it in Florida where he stole her? Suv via tinder. Addison I try and solve our quiz. Which one do you think went down in Florida Addison? Three was actually arrested in Alabama but the crime occurred in Florida and he does live in Florida. So I'm calling it. A Florida story started number two not in this country. Argentina is where a parent is going to take the stand in a murder trial. I don't know if it's more common in Argentina to have foul on the stand by this may be a first And Emission va California is where the HOA hired a Security Company to go around and collect all the signs without telling the homeowners. People are noticeably upset. A couple of things. We are going to find out some of the weird stuff. That's out there on craigslist here in a couple of segments from now and on the way next cool beans has put together a new cool beans remix which by the way you can already see and hear on our instagram. Which is at woody and Wilcox will also share it on the radio as well appreciate everybody who is chiming in. And we mentioned earlier this morning that it was a big anniversary last week for cool beans and we didn't mention it and of course it was animal related all of her. Anniversaries are Thursday. Was her three year anniversary of seeing a big turtle in her yard. And I mean those that have been with us for a while and no cool beans a little bit. No that's so funny as she is literally terrified of every animal and that really includes humans by mostly non humans and so when somebody sees a turtle in their yard. Most people go. Oh there's a turtle in my yard and they go on about their business cool beans. Obviously furiously writes down some sort of journal entry and it's chronicled and then celebrates it year after years so we mentioned that and then I see old friend of the show wet Mouth Dino as rung in on twitter hurdle related well. He said four years ago today. He's celebrating an anniversary. I got my private pilots license. They so Kudos to you wet mouth dino. I remember the name. I can't remember exactly why you're wet mouth Tino. But I love that you're wet mouth dino and does anybody else remember why he's wet mouth dino and don't just tell me as a wet mouth? Dentists told him he has. He's very wet in the mouth. Big That's correct. Might be run when we had a topic of. What's the weird thing? A doctor told you right and doctor said that the ladies must love my tongue And we dino said that has a wet mouth yes okay. I believe also shaking her head. Well that's amazing that they also you get a pilot's license with some sort of excessively wet mouth. I figured that would be part of the process. That would lead you out. It's actually on his pilot's license. The first name is wet mouth lasting Dina. That's I mean okay So here's what I do know we're gonNA figure out what's weird out there on craigslist here in a minute but before we do that. Cool beans has taken the odd stuff that we say. Put it to a beat and to a video which you can see and hear on our instagram and Wilcox but you can also here right now go veins you better grab that right now. Give birth in lots of places. Brenda's beaver needs a barber. I have a pair of pants with miracle. Whip written on the crotch video after video of dudes talking about crotches and mustache is going to be a weird place. There's going to be words on the back side. There's a movement now of people who would like to normalize body hair in intimate areas. What in the Holy Grail? GotTa gotTa be the bunch. Spank the Monkey. It sounds bigger than I'd like it to be. It's easily three or four times the size of a be hardness factor looking pickles about butts parts. Why would he take off the Naw potato provide speed? Why get naked all my God? That's a big flyer thing right there. Who has smelled hand sanitizer and thought? I want to eat that. Ju- comers aren't for everybody sometimes nipples. I think something's fishy push through the visual. I'm sure the smell to go ahead and eat it even if she wanted it. You shouldn't do that. I wonder. What's inside your your seats. I forgot about the song. I wonder. What's inside your yeah. That was a little girl singer that there's so much cuter when she says it correct then when I see it Well done cool beans there. It is another cool beans remix in the books and again it is a video as well. So that woody and Wilcox on instagram. The way that you can relive that to your heart's content. We're GONNA find out the weird stuff. That's out there on craigslist in just a second quick tease for it. What he somebody is selling a lawnmower that they've named Greg. How about a good tease? All right. There's a lawnmower named Greg for say how like. That's not the way to sell it. You've just nailed what it is and I'm not sure it's that amazing. How about a unique father's Day gift? A one of a kind piece of art that you can buy dad from craigslist lawnmower named Greg. It is not all right. I feel like that's better. I mean at least we don't know how bad it sucks until we get to it so that's a good in Wilcox. Show all right so we're GONNA do this and find out what's weird out there on the old craigslist. It's time for a craigslist prices right. You're more than welcome to be a contestant at eight four four four. Ww Shell would is gathered. Strange items are out there on craigslist Chelsea and I along with a couple of you on the phone. We'll try to figure out. Theoretically how much dough is going to exchange hands on these loads of Dung? So you're more than welcome to get in. I think something went goofy with the phone again so again. That's eight four four four. Ww show. You may think well I never get out and that sort of thing. No you will make the phone just dumped everybody. So eight four four four. Ww show pretty simple. Woody will describe the items Chelsea and I will bid on what people are asking. You'll bid closest without going over. That's how you get a point. Those are typical prices right rules most points. Obviously that's how you win again. Eight four four four. W show the way to get through. Let's while we're waiting. Let's meet contestant number one who do we have? What it is Jake Jake. What's going on not much commend? Jake taking you on is going to be Charlie Charlie what's happening has everybody. We're doing great. This isn't my hat right. No sorry. him Charlie. I'm sorry I think he's very smart Right what do you? Why don't we start by describing item number one all right number one? Thank you to Alex. By the way found this on craigslist. And when you find something weird be like Alex email directly to me. What did IHEARTMEDIA? And it's somebody offering the service of personalized dad. Rock and listing says this everybody wants their own theme song from a kick ass arena anthem to an epoch. Soaring Power Ballad. We collect details anecdotes inside jokes about your dad and use them to create a fully produced song the perfect gift for anybody who enjoys the crooning style bands like ACDC Bon Jovi Def Leppard and kiss you. Get the idea. What better way to commemorate the life of Your Dad then by giving them an original song dedicated specifically to them you can choose any genre from eighties rock to late eighties rock. We've got you covered for blink you'll get the MP three of your song and be able to post it anywhere you like for an extra twenty. Five dollars will also include a video featuring the lyrics and original artwork that you provide. It's a song for your dad in eighty s rock style and done by a dude. Who's wearing weird suspenders? And no shirt. That's a creative gift though. It is that exist somewhere. But that's and twenty five dollars they're gonNA throw in a video. Yes with the lyrics. Yeah no but I'm just. I'm trying to make my decision but that seems low. I think they could get more. That's a hint. Well that's what I mean so I'm GONNA bid Just for the song. What are you pay fifty bucks? Fifty is the bid from Wilcox Chelsea. What do you say Seventy five seventy five is Chelsea's bid..
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"Honey I gotta go to work and do that study again. We're off to three hundred twenty. GotTa smoke eighty more strain than we'd today so my maybe home a little late right. Paxton cheetos. Now. They cite all kinds of scientific jargon like ace two inhibitors and the things that you know the virus attached to in your mouth and your lungs and your kidneys and things like that and I don't understand all of it but I do appreciate how whenever there is a study. That even comes close to the way of thinking that you already have your like see. Here's more burn that we can do anything and I see Baba a my feet. I'm like okay. Let's take a step back when you look at. It has not been peer reviewed well but as Chelsea said stand in line. We'd we stand in line. I mean that's not even close to the weirder things that we've heard like drinking you know sanitizer and get your throat warm. That's right that's right this opening your mouth and allowing sunlight in right back. She stood up and said that we'd gets rid of it. I'd be like yeah. That sounds about as normal as anything. That sounds right versus a lot of the things that we've already heard just in front of a tractor with the high beam on. That'll get rid of your Cova virus. I mean it's the you could hear anything at this point you'd be like doesn't sound crazy. People have been trying we'd for every ailment for a long time now. Just this one works there certain states that opened up those marijuana laws because they're like what it gets rid of toenail fungus. Open the shop right hard to have your toes hold the joint but once again it hard to get my little toad inhale but I got it So thank to all my friends who are now. Facebook medical experts I can't wait for your economic study. And how we should open up everything. Now we've got around what we call. It happened in Florida. And that means you're not going to share these three stories that are ripped out of the headlines and could've gone anywhere but one of them at least happened in Florida and Florida continues to be consistent in the crazy category and I appreciate that about Florida. This is a celebration for you Florida. Keep doing what you're doing if you spot the Florida story I you win. Eight four four four. Ww Show what he has story number one star number one is about a man who has had enough with Google. He is decided to file a lawsuit against Google. What do you think Google such a pain in his life? It gave him information. He did not like You're to you spreading rumors about him on the Internet. You're even closer but I can't give it to you. Specifically he is upset with Google maps. His wife is obsessed with Google maps. Quoting him my wife believes Google over anything else and Google is causing strife in my marriage. She looks up where he's been all day and then questions him because apparently Google is mapping where he goes. And he's like I didn't go there and she's like Google says you did. What were you doing at this address? Why did you stay there for that long? Then you win here. Then you went there. He's had enough and he has filed a lawsuit against Google. This is a relationship problem not a Google problem. Well that's part of the reason he's suing. Google is causing strife in my family. Life I'm taking action against Google because of the marital problems it has caused. We're in danger. Then this show has caused problems. Is it in Florida? Where he's like look wasn't me? Maybe my phone went there. But I didn't go there. You know. We try to come up with weird stories for it happened in Florida and so sometimes it's just too hard to find so I apologize for what the Run of the mill story is story number. Two quoting from the headline mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be corona virus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew while drinking A. It's a lot to pick through their lots of peel back. Layers mayor so the mayor of town lies in a coffin and pretends to be a dead corona virus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew to go drinking. Well we've already heard one mayor whose wife was busted right at a clandestine bars and like the head. So all I can tell you is Mayor accused of breaking lockdown police. Show up when he sees cops jumps into a coffin and pretends to be dead. We Are they drinking great question. And why is there a coffin nearby safe? Are All fantastic questions. Maybe you just say well. These are the crazy times we live in Chelsea. All I know is in a story. It says it's not clear where they were specifically drinking or why. There was an open casket close at hand. I do have photos though and it doesn't really reveal. It doesn't look like it's a bar or a restaurant it appears to be maybe some sort of residence All tweet this story out here in just a second at woody and Wilcox. Once we resolve was at Florida as the question what he's got the third and final third and final story has to do with pastimes that people have picked up during the COVID nineteen crisis. Could be something as simple as jigsaw puzzles. Or maybe you're learning to paint or net. In the case of story number. Three fourteen people were arrested for gambling at a cockfighting function. According to the paper if come from no no no. These are the roosters that were fighting inside a home. Fourteen people arrested for attending the fighting of animals illegal gambling and drug charges as there were several bags of cocaine on tables inside the residence. I mean you don't go to cockfighting event. That doesn't have cocaine. That's like going to a dry wedding right. Nobody likes it. What usually happens. Cockfighting event. Big Black Austral Coco one hundred birds being judged today at the shot up. That is exactly what sure that goes down. Every time was it in Florida where fourteen people sitting inside a home going. You know what tired of Jigsaw Puzzles. Let's get back to the cockfight. Damn right tiffany up first to solve our quiz. What do you think tiffany which one of these three true stories went down in Florida story number three number three guess as the headline says et Wednesday night in small town? Florida deputies find cocaine and cockfighting Used to be the show. That's right you're cocaine and I was cockfighting right. Yes start or two. Maybe makes more sense when you realize. It's not in the United States. This is the mayor of a small town in Peru who was accused of breaking a apparently a lockdown that they have in terms of not being out drinking and the photos appear to show him maybe in a home or an apartment. They are wearing masks. So I'll give him credit for that you know he's trying to be safe. Even though he's breaking I would assume his own curfew and And then lying in a coffin pretending to be dead. Why is there a coffin in? Somebody's house we still don't know the answer to this. But it does show a photo of him in the coffin. Which seems odd to me as well again. I'll tweet this out so follow along at woody and Wilcox and also not in this country. The country of India is where a man is upset at Google maps because as keeps telling his wife where he has been and he claims to have not gone to those places Wilcox show. Well it's been sort of a celebration of the fans line this morning off and on throughout the show because we've got it back it's working and you're able to leave messages on voicemail. Which is a really fun concept and then randomly this morning. We got. Sort of a throwback. It's been a long time since we talked about obscure brushes with greatness but periodically. That's something that we get into on the show and it started back up again this morning because of this particular. Call you guys. My Dad was recently often traffic by John Ashton who sergeant taggered in the first couple Beverly Hills cop movies on that or villages. So you may if you've been listening for a while no that over the course of time we've collected some of these what we call obscure brushes with greatness. The reason.
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"Whole wilcock. Now I want to get to some of our fez line caused because first of all we went almost two months without any and so I've been going through a bit of withdrawal and I know folks have things on their minds and we talked about this yesterday. The fact that we somehow screwed up and didn't realize that our voicemail was broken for essentially six weeks and I assumed and we all did that. Really no one cared anymore. They just no one was calling. And that's just the way it was gonna be. Apparently once we hit covid nineteen literally. No one was going to call the voicemail and we talked about this yesterday and I appreciate those of you that called in with thoughts like this guy do thank real quick one. I do want to make sure. Thanks working for you guys. Make sure your ear and what we're saying is let you know that you are loved a loved enough to where somebody's GonNa call you. Leave a message within two months and we very special people share. The show could be better but we still. We don't own too much of that again. Y'All have a great morning and bay. I got very nice of you clearly. He left that before we did fun with cornhole audience. Yes 'cause I'm sure that the tone of voice mail would have changed after we did fun with Cornhole audio about fifteen minutes ago much like this call. Did Way Way Way Way? Wait waiting. Did I wake up in the twilight zone? We'll really down on the corn? Oh my Lord Woody and Wilcox changed positions today coming to be guys. I will admit that he's not far off. That is a fair assessment. Because I was the one who came up with the music for the down on the Cornhole was just a fun with cornhole audio. Paul.
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"Your head? She shaking her. She's listening to John. Boy and billy all right now she taking ambien and we're GONNA get awesome cool beans stories. Don. I don't know what she's I didn't get into any of that. I wasn't gonNA pry into what kind of pills. She's taking. Yeah let's check with the hippo. First Second Cobain's can you talk about that later? We're not doctors in to talk about that. Apparently it worked or didn't work smelly so really tired now so we're not helping. I always all right so lots of first of all. Thank you to everybody who follows on instagram. We're at William Wilcox. Two things happened yesterday on instagram. Specifically one of them was. We weren't sure what we were. GonNa do today. Being that it's Friday. We always do a fun with blank audio and because it's been a weird sports here we weren't sure what to do. Normally this time of year we would almost always be into fun with golf audio. But there's not a regular golf season. Although the Phil Mickelson you know Tiger Woods thing is happening Sunday and then The big race for Nascar and Charlotte is happening this weekend. So that was an option. But would he'd been really diligent on watching professional cornhole on. Espn as well so we had actually put up a vote. And you know how Internet votes go Do you want fun with golf on with NASCAR or fun with Cornhole and overwhelmingly cornhole was the winner so for the first time ever on the show today we will have fun with cornhole audio from the national broadcast of the Cornhole Championship. So that'll be fun and work on by the way work on some music because like we did when we did with Tree Guy Audio. It's not always obvious to know what are sort of music is for those clips. So think about that. We'll come back to that So we've got that and the other thing was our buddy John. The backwards dude had a huge announcement yesterday when we did some instagram live. And if you missed that a recap for for you here in the Shatt coming up next in Wilcox show. And now it's time for the G. is silent. Woody Wilcox show all right. Well lots going on and I'll tell you what I mean when you think about everything that's changed over the course of the last couple of months. It's kind of mind boggling. Maybe it's little baby steps here and there and you don't step back and sort of take Take a look at the wide birth of everything that's gone on over the last two months since covid nineteen became a thing. But then when you see that. Cbs makes an announcement like they did yesterday. about the new show. That's GonNa hit a week from today. Anybody see that you may want to sit down because it's going to be pretty enticing haircut night in America.
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"Fun with Cornhole audio for those that are new to the show? This is where we take audio from a sporting event from the broadcasters taken out of context and then pointing giggle at it like middle schoolers because it sounds dirty and so we actually are sort of struggling with this one four tomorrow and tomorrow's coming quickly And trying to get some input on whether it should be fun with Nascar Audio or fun with cornhole audio. Which would you prefer right and I will tell you. I did tune into several matches of the ACL. The American Cornhole League. No you did. I know you're very diligent what he was like recording Cornell. This weekend I watched four matches right and I don't know is a match. Just one game to twenty one or as a match like a best of seven. I don't even know how they do it. It is a game to twenty one but with elimination scoring. It's ten rounds of guys throwing four bags each and I don't know if you know watching dudes throw bags back and forth. It's a lot different than you hanging out at a bar with your buddies and actually playing cornell that's fun watching dude throw bags back and forth you like okay. Well and they're good. Yes that's what makes it right just like any professional sport is that you watch it and you go. I'm blown away by how good they are at whatever. It is mind blowing like good like it and some of it was dare. I say fascinating with the color commentator and his telestrator going okay this bag really you want it to be over here and he was talking about the different firmness of bags at one point because they use different. There's like a myriad of bag companies and they have different slick Mrs and different firmness first of all give use of myriad second of all do they not have to use the same bags and competition. They wanted percent. Do not as a matter of fact so you against me. I could be holding heavier bags than you. Not Heavier different manufacturer like baseball glove so to speak. You're wearing a glove in baseball but you could be wearing mizuno or a rawlings or whatever but those are all made of the same material right. I feel like they are not. They're all the same weight than but you're talking about for the. Why are we time at cornerback? Lot more than I anticipated when I brought this up I was sort of thinking a or b. What he's gotten this way deep. No one knows this. This could have different material for these bags. That make it fly out of your hand and a different rate. Remember woody may be wrong so keep that in. Mind as you talk about it. It's it's they're different. Firmness is where some bags they are like floppy or not as bullying as other bags that they talk about. When you bully bag you push it out of the way or you drag it into the whole. There was a lot of whole and lip and bag and flop and up the middle right so it sounds like it would lend itself very well to a fun with cornhole audio situation right. I mean and I think I grabbed enough clips to to give it. If we can do fun with Tree Guy Audio we can do. I would think so. Yeah I just I don't have it at my disposal but then there was the race yesterday and Nascar and people were posting on our twitter. I mean my joys in midseason form when he's talking about his race track. That is covering the hotdog. You audubon right there. Okay so thank you to any everybody else who posted that clip to and Wilcox on twitter. That was just from the Rasiah yesterday at Darlington. Too Big Mike Ringing. I think it should do fun with Golf. And that wasn't even an option in this case. The is the golf match this weekend. Yes over the weekend wherever he hit that closest to the pen or whatever he was doing for a million dollars. Well this is the Mickelson Tiger match this weekend. Correct with brain. What golf is going to be one of the options? Then I'd forgotten. That was even happening somehow. Maybe just every single segment is a different fun with sport tomorrow and we'll just to work. That's a lot of work. It's mail it in a lot of questions about cornhole. We've learned that in this break. Well I feel like either way. I want you to bring cornhole audio to the table tomorrow so that we can hear what it might be. Even if we don't decide that it's officially what we're doing all right. I think that would be fun but big Mike. I gotTA say raises a great point. I'd forgotten that that big golf match. That's the one with Brady and Peyton manning so my cornhole will be on the table tomorrow. Okay there's a lot to get through. You know what? This is a bigger discussion than I even imagined. All right irony need a nap. So I'm GonNa you know what I'm GONNA put up a little pole. Pardon the expression on our instagram. And we'll have folks ring in and secondarily. You'RE GONNA to be following US on instagram. Anyway we are going to do an instagram live and forty-five minutes exactly from right now with what I'm GonNa call a big announcement. I feel like this is a an exciting piece of news and we want to unveil it on our instagram. Which again at William Wilcox. And we'll do that in forty five minutes so coming up next. We're GONNA figure out what we learned on the show and there was quite a bit well. What an odd day today and there were many things learn really well. Yeah one of the biggest was there was personal. If you want to hear the full thing I'm not GonNa give you the whole detail right. We discovered yesterday. We haven't been getting line calls for two months. I guess we didn't discover that yesterday but we discovered that you had been leaving them and we just weren't getting them at some point. We just just assume that. Nobody was calling our voicemail anymore. I can't sing it now. Even sounds funny and I feel like Encapsulated here I just love the fact that it took you guys. Two months to figure out that the Fed's line wasn't working because of the fact that you thought more that people didn't WanNa talk to you the fact that might actually be broken now. The guys I said at the time I feel like that's an endearing quality about the show. Is that even though? We probably normally receive a hundred voicemail calls a day and then one day we receive non and we receive non for two months. We just assume that that means nobody likes US anymore. As opposed to it being broken. I think it's an enduring quality because it shows how stupid we are in some ways and that's fun so as line works because people were leaving messages was acting normal to you the call lever but we were never being told. There was a message and there was no way to check. Like we've gone through this now. I'm giving you the whole story anyway. Check out the PODCAST. Because in our first segment of the day we explain it in a lot of detail. Let's just say part of this. Entailed me deleting fourteen thousand and five hundred voicemails that was part of this process so that was all a learning experience. I feel like we learned that if ladies if your boyfriend cheats on you one of the ways to handle. That is two thousand pounds of onions. You can grab the podcast that to also we learned that after all of us had been concerned about folks being six feet away from us. There's now been a study that says under the right conditions Somebody can sneeze and you need to be over eighteen feet away from them. Hello covid nineteen something else to be afraid of. Just as we're all opening up our economies Back Down what else did we learn on the show today? Anybody else want to cover some of the stuff we learned on the show today because I feel like there was stuff. We learned that you can get free fries at McDonald's tomorrow night. Free Food is a couple of hoops. You gotTa jump through but we learned that not only were there people who are amazed as I was at the lines at crispy cream when they were doing graduates. Get a free dozen donuts but many crispy creams actually had to shut down. Because of the traffic right there was that that was that was fun. News we learned that some sugar gliders gynecologists no but we learned that if there was a sugar glider there was a gynecologist. You believed. He'd be named squeaky. We did learn that. There's a woman who believes that she trained her dog giver. Cpr and that. I had a rabbit at once. Tried to give me lasix surgery nip that in the bud. He was pretty convincing them. That was only after. I'd gotten a hernia check from fish. How do you feel about what we've learned today? The rest of it you can find on the podcast including we had around craigslist prices. Right somebody was selling a prison toilet like you'd imagine dude had a gas powered pair of rollerblades. That he said would send you down the road at twenty five miles an hour. You can see all of that stuff including a guy who is in need of a bathroom. Said he had gone to the bathroom. And the bond. These were all things on craigslist prices. Right today which you can find our podcast. Follow along on twitter. Woody and Wilcox to grab that audio and then to see some of these items. Follow us on Instagram at woody and Wilcox Appreciate all the Fez line calls today and so happy that we were finally able to receive them seven four Fez thirty two hundred at any time of the day or night Tomorrow on the show will either have fun with Golf Audio Fun with cornhole audio or fun with Nascar audio or maybe a combination. Yeah a big weekend too. Big Weekend We'll let you have the last word on this day another. Hr It's the what he in Wilcock. Show everyone in this room now. Donald.
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"One for the ages Jake. Well-done Shelly. Top break break. You know what you still got your health though. Good to hear from you shelly. Appreciate the efforts Jay. Congratulations you hang on the line and beans get some info from it. We'll get you hooked up. What a day to get on the craigslist to get yourself a brass about Michael. Maybe allow a stranger to dump in your bathroom and pet your dog. Maybe do it in a stainless steel. Three one toilet that may be partially found. We're not sure and you can get there on your gas powered rollerblades where you find all that stuff in one spot only on craigslist. You find something odd. Set into the what he maybe. We'll use it next time when we play around craigslist prices. Right and don't forget. The items will be available on our instagram at woody and Wilcox Dorney and Wilcox show well long story that I'll try not to go into too much but we started off the show with an interesting revelation. Having to do with our voicemail our voicemail known as the Fed's line and those that have been with us for a while you know that and it's seven Oh four says if thirty two hundred. That's why we call it the Fez line the just wise that essentially nutshell. We didn't realize that it hadn't been working properly for two months. Now if you're somebody who calls our voicemail with any regularity you've thought you were leaving messages. There was no indication on your end as the message lever that anything was wrong. It wasn't that you've got some sort of outgoing message. That was wrong or that. There was just music. And then you've got hung up on. It felt like you left a message. We just never were getting those messages. That's where the. Hey our voicemail isn't working part and as was pointed out by a caller earlier how funny it is that we just assumed that no one was calling as opposed to. Hey maybe it's not working. That will let you know a little bit. About what the The insight is on that on our heads but I also revealed and talking about that that as part of the process of fixing it I had to delete fifteen thousand voicemails fifteen thousand voicemails and I appreciate that. Those of you. Who heard all of this are now calling in with your thoughts. I say I appreciate those of you that her this are now calling in with your thoughts in a certain same right. Oh I know exactly right I understand. Yeah right exactly. That's why I scream it as well. Fifteen thousand voicemails deleted apparently to get the voicemail back up and running but we were never told that it was full either so there was a communication gap in a spot where you'd think it's all about communication Ironic if it is or not. I'm not sure the definition but anyway seven four Fez thirty two hundred. It is now working. That's the positive you know with the whole stay at home and couples spending more and more time together at home. We're finding out some interesting things including a husband who for the first time in forty five years did something in the home. There's a picture of it. I just posted up on the facebook page. Tweet it out. I want to talk about what he did and see. If something like this has happened in your life. We'll do that next. Wilcox before you get into. Whenever you're going to get into their woody. I want to address some of the commentary coming in on our social media including Chris who has commented on the William Wilcox. Facebook page saying quote. Must be a slow day in Radio. If all we have to talk about as a full voicemail. I don't think you understand the magnitude of voicemail Chris and second of all. If you've listened to the show much you know the fez line as we call the full. Voicemail is an integral part of the show. You don't find it at all interesting that somebody had to delete fifteen thousand voicemails. Didn't know there was any voicemail system that could hold fifteen thousand voicemails. We've learned so much today. First of all quantity volume. We've learned that when our voicemail is full. It doesn't tell us it's full. It just keeps willy. Nilly taken voicemails. You think you're leaving them. We think we're not getting them. That something else. That was mind blowing that we learned today on the show. There's a lot going on here. Chris I feel like you're missing. The magnitude of the situation agreed. And the more you question it the more. I'm going to talk about so. Thank it through just thinking through as all I'm saying seven four Fez thirty two hundred the other thing speaking of social media as anybody else getting this now. Everything is combined between facebook and instagram. I know they're own by the same company. I know now when you log onto instagram at says a facebook company and you can sort of post to both at the same time. We've been doing that for a little bit now but now when I go to my inbox on facebook. It's all the responses to instagram stuff as well like mixed in A. It's very confusing you know. I'm not equipped to handle this situation. So I'm just saying it out loud in case I make some sort of horrible mistake. Along the way Gotcha all right. Thank you take a look speaking of. Social Media. I've posted a story about a husband who recently retired and with the COVID. Nineteen and stay at home and everybody living together was asked by his wife to start pulling a little bit more of his own weight when it came to household chores so for the first time in forty five years he did what around the House Way. Wash the dishes. Forty five years forty-five wash the dishes. Great guests did his own laundry. That's another great guests. I I I think you know. Especially if you're a certain generation those things were just let's face it you as a man. You didn't do it right a lot of times. I don't think my dad's ever done the laundry. I don't think so. My parents have been married. Sixteen some years Sixty Chelsea's catching the vapor striking. I UNDERSTAND TIMES. Were different back then. But it's five years some point you could gain a new skill or like throw something matter of fact a week ago plus a day. My parents sixty fifth wedding anniversary. That's amazing and no laundry at the answer. I'm sorry I lancer right on the right path. Tom Forty five years. He made their bed and the picture that you can see. That's up on. Our social media is his first attempt at making the bed in forty five years. Now I'm I'm not going to say that. The dudes inapt in these like he had no idea how to make bed. It comes down to the difference between men and women when it came to all the pillows that are on the bed. That's a lifelong struggled matter. What Generation. You're from agree yes. Pillows are very confusing and unnecessary. And so what he did was he sort of stacked. He made the bed normally like anybody would he? He knows what he's doing there but then he had one two three four five six seven eight pillows and didn't know what to do with them and was like toys just stacked them all on top of one another because that's what he did and so his wife was like takes a picture posted on social media. How first of all her sense of humor is not what it ought to be like? This is not what I consider funny anybody else. I'm not just referring to our show but could fall into that category. I'm I'm just confused and concern to the point where I may not believe it. Well it's not funny or weird enough to me to be anything that's fabricated presumably has seen at some point in the past forty five Adelaide bad in his defense though. There and I agree with woody on this one. There is just a disconnect too many times between the ladies and the fellas on pillows on a bed. I only see them as something that at night. I take off the bed and then in the morning I put back on the bed never to be used never to fully understand the reason but I've been married long enough to know that let's just do it. I'M NOT GONNA question it. We're not gonNA. We're not going to bog down on that topic. But my guess is because he and his mind only when he when his wife was making the bed he was seeing it but only seeing it as well. Those have to be moved and never really thinking to himself. That's how it goes. You know what I mean like. It's just an impediment he only sees the problem and goes gotta get all the pillows off the bed so that I can actually use the bad for its purpose and never really thought. Okay if I had to put this back together how would it go like you'd never looked at it that way and I don't know that I would either exactly? I think I would do a better job than he did. But what he did is not like. That's the funny thing I've ever seen. It's not weird enough for that. Maybe baby he's being jokey because you guys I mean for you for men in general. You guys can do this. You could put it back just the way that you've seen it so. I think that he is joking. I like what Holden says on the what he. Wilcox facebook page. I don't get the fancy bed making stuff. My bedroom isn't a showroom more of a playroom. If you know what a me all right whatever gross crews on the end of their holding but I agree. It's a functional piece of equipment. Right you don't see you'll go into a guys workshop. And he's got. Ooh That's my. That's my decorative ranch exactly right. That's right put ten wrenches on top of one another why it looks good. It looks good but then I just have to take the other nine off to use the one that I'm using and make sure you put the right one on top right as what. He will attest to the same pillow for forty three years. And that's the only one you need. Why would there be other pillows on the bed? Correct my right yes. I'm and I'm similar to that and I haven't had the same one for forty three years. I'm just not prepared to think that you all are this dumb. I'm not that dumb. Though the way he did the pills I feel like this is a much ado about nothing. That doesn't strike me as anything crazy. They're stacked on top of one another. What's weird about that looks? Looks Good. This shocking thing is the forty five years to me again. Is there anything that is more shocking for sure anything you haven't done it? Forty five years around the house. Eight four four. You know what you can use the voicemail. The Fazal Maybe it's maybe it's not forty five years but your significant other ask you to do something for the first time in a decade through the lockdown. You think sure you think that's led to other people having to do other things absolutely Pulling their own weight around the house like this guy was asked to do now. Did he do a great job no did he do an okay job yes. It's not a job that can be really messed up. Because it's unimportant to begin with seven four fast thirty. Two hundred is a way to get through eight four four four. Ww show imagine the stacking of build a bears on cool beans band. It's gotta be forty three deep like it's gotTa be you got to excavate. I'm sure to get to the bed magic. She brings a guy home what that warning sign is. When there's that many built out there you there's no warning signs of that. Think about yourself and your forty-three-year-old pillow tomato tomato.
"wilcox" Discussed on Woody & Wilcox
"But it will get done. I heard that all right. So grandiose post. He thinks it's going to be expensive. That's a fifty dollar item. Fifty dollars is the bid from Wilcox chocolate. That's what I thought too. I have no idea what belt buckles cost. Seventy five seventy five. She said with a question. Mark Okay Jake. What's your bed I'm GonNa go? I'm ago I think I think got you go on. Go on even all right. You gotTa Jank Been Nineteen Dollars. Twenty Dollars Viggo. That's what I thought you do. Actual craigslist price is twenty dollars research. Well there was. Two things demonstrated their great bedding by Shelley. And maybe Jake Lesser WanNa say anything negative. It was a bold move. That's one for shelley. Nothing for the rest of US woody. How about item number two on the craigslist prices right This is somebody who is offering money for a service so you guys are GonNa be bidding on what this person is going to pay you and thank you Philip. Who found this when you find something weird be like Philip e it to me? What eight IHEARTMEDIA I am an essential worker in need of a bathroom. The listing says this. I've been having issues with my family and I'm no longer allowed to use the restroom in my home. I need to use somebody else's restroom. I haven't used the bathroom for about a month due to red meat consumption so I may clog your toilet because I'm an essential worker and have contact with the public. I will need you and your family to leave your home while I am using your toilet. You could return after I finished in left. I hope this can be a regular thing I can watch your pets. Run some errands and will also pay you blank. What what you just said sanely idiotic things I've ever heard so he's GonNa pay to come. Use the bathroom in my house. Li I have to leave right nape. Your dog he's an essential worker and he may care for my animals or run errands and he does have a family but they can't use the bathroom correct as you guys hasn't gone in a month right. Red Meat Consumption. I don't understand any of this because you know. Quick bathrooms have been open this whole time. They yes god what are you. GonNa bid on this hour I think it's per visit. I don't know if it's GonNa take an hour. Sounds like it'll take more than an hour a twenty dollars. Twenty dollars is Chelsea's bid. Jake what do you think only one I guess. Twenty one got you stand with the odd numbers. I like it shelley. Twenty one did twenty two. Gotcha ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR. Actual craigslist prices ten dollars per visit plus watching the pets or running some errands. Well here's where we stand now. I have one in. Shelley has won. So Jake you're GONNA need number three to force a tiebreaker. Otherwise Shelly walks away with this. So what what do you have for number? Three number three is thank you judy. Who FOUND SOMEBODY? Who's selling a pair of gas powered? Rollerblades I have some gas powered rollerblades. That have a throttle new wheels brakes and it runs pretty well. What could go wrong? They'll do about twenty five miles per hour. Nope it's a size ten to twelve men's if you have a serious offer. I would like this much money it is. You can see the motor on the back of the one of the rollerblade boots. I don't think I wanna go that fast miles an hour on rollerblades. I don't WanNa do that. Based on what? I'm seeing that photo not possible but I don't. I'm not an expert. So Jake are. You GonNa need this when to stay in the game. They are rollerblades. One of which has some sort of gas powered motor on the back. What do you think you pay for that hundred twenty five dollars? One twenty-five Shelly actual craigslist prices. One hundred five a hundred and five. Wow all right. Don't let anybody tell you. Don't know your gas powered rollerblades Jake. That's big time right there. All right so it's a barn burner. We've got a tiebreaker to decide it woody. What's the item? It is a stainless steel three and one jail toilet. I have a stainless steel three in one jail toilet. That's in good condition. These go for eight hundred dollars USD online. I need to get rid of it. So is this used. Yes it is the. What the quintessential toilets sank three and one. What's the third? I don't know I could come up with the third. It's a sink and a toilet. It's not a bad day on it. They've got those shower. I don't think it's a water fountain. Were Shower Shelly. Well you get the privilege or the whatever it is going I this time. A stainless steel toilet than he says could go for eight hundred online earned. Go One hundred dollars hundred. Jake for the game. What did you go one on one? One actual craigslist price four hundred.
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"All right it is Burnin for you Lewis called. Yes what how all right next to tell me this. This starts with the be you at that time. Say GO AHEAD BRAINS. Do brains do not correct so you want to steal point for that okay. They do have an opportunity to steal to hear if they can get the get the song right Kevin. I can't of it get to do the man if you write if you get that is basket case asking on that one sadly. I you guys don't have opportunity. I've only got one song speaking. What was the name of the game again? You can live in a house or you can live in tree. Tell me this song that starts with the letter. B The following program is for entertainment purposes. Only feeling it's amazing it's the woody and Wilcox Show. They simply couldn't imagine being without each other with woody. What the Hell is the matter with? You will this guys. Thanks insanity the woody and Wilcox show. This is like you know when you're getting your legs. Waxing thing found. That's what business and now it's the woody and Wilcox show. I've been through this a million times in all my ear theater depressed let to show everybody.
Let It Roll: The Subversive Side of Classical Music
"Some. Let it roll. Let me host Nate Wilcox. They will have the pleasure of welcoming back Ted Gioia to discuss again his book a subversive history of music. Today we're going to talk about a section of the book focusing on what we probably call classical music European concert tradition and starting off with chapters like musicians behaving badly so it's kind of a different take on classical music ted. Welcome back to the show right. Thanks for having me back. It's a pleasure and I wanted to do this because you know we talked about the book before and and it's it's a paradigm shifting book for me. It's one that really expanded my mind and and clarify things that have been wrestling with and you put it into words brilliantly and it it helped me focus on the whole scope of the show but the section in particular was one. I skipped over last time because I considered outside the breadth of the show which has covered things like the history of rock and roll music and Pop Music in the twentieth century. And I realized reading this book and do more research that the history of popular music as a business really goes back to the renaissance while absolutely on a lot of the behavior patterns of the musicians as well date back to that people often ask me what I learned researching this book and it was many years of research. But one of the quickest summaries. I have is. I found out that the music of might time and the music I grew up with which was jazz. Blues and rock and roll really the musicians back in the glory. Years of classical music weren't all that different and we have a tendency to sanitized that whole record to treat these people with great esteem. But they were just disruptive in many ways more disruptive than later rock musicians so. There's a lot of things that we take for granted in the current day that in fact for justice vibrate noticeable two hundred years ago. Yeah and you talk about this phenomenon that repeats throughout the history of music in the book which is a transition from disruption to respectability from outsiders to insiders and so often musical. Innovations are driven by people on the outside of the system but then there as they succeed as they impact the popular consciousness. They're pulled in to the inside. Sometimes they themselves become insiders other times. They're co opted. You know postmortem talk about that phenomenon. Logan that's right and we're very familiar with this in our own lifetime. We've all seen it when I was growing up The the Beatles and the Rolling Stones Bob Dylan. These dangerous. Figures feared by the establishment. But nowadays Bob Dylan is Nobel. Laureate Mick Jagger Sir Mick Jagger Paul McCartney Sir Paul McCartney and even the most extreme examples I mean take hip hop. Nwea the FBI tried to shut down the record label when they came on board nowadays. That same record has been enshrined in the National Archive of historic recordings of Congress. You have the Smithsonian out there putting together an official Smithsonian Guide to hip hop with fifty hip hop professors. Very idea about professor would have seen the contradiction in terms but they got fifty of them putting together this Canon of hip hop song. So we know about this from our own life and we've seen how these styles has been a good sized what we don't realize the same thing happened hundreds of years ago. The classic example is Bach. You Know Balk is considered now the poster child for respectability classical music is great composer. Who composed for God and country devout booth and run it Cetera et CETERA. You go back and do his own times and you find. That balk grew up with juvenile delinquents. Went to a school famous for gang. Culture was mentored by one of the worst gang members all his early jobs. Disciplinary problems At a young age to spend a month in jail He was called to task for cavorting with a young lady in the organ. Loft had prodigious beer-drinking every possible violation of rules and discipline he exemplified. None of that is is remembered nowadays. He's just the Lutheran composer so this recurring. We could talk about other composers. But there's one point I do WanNa make though I raise these issues in my book. Not because I'm trying to be gossipy or salaciously and it makes for great reading to read all these sexy anecdotes. I have the point. I'm trying to make though is these. Figures could not have created disruptive music they invented if they hadn't been disruptive in their own lifetimes you know almost all the commentary on Bach. We have from back then people complaining about him. You know people complaining about how show he was. He was called the task before the city council had to submit a written document explaining why he was using such new progressive and strange musical techniques. So this thing is conducted disruption in their private life and the disruption. Their music is connected. And that's why well upon it because if you don't understand that you will never understand the evolution of music and going back a little further. You talk about a couple of composers from the Italian renaissance. Who went way beyond Bach in terms of violations of social norms? I'm Talkin about two particular Rotella Mayo Trump Esino and Carlo Jesualdo and bothered these guys. Were involved in love. Triangles that resulted in murders committed by them. Oh this is right. It's interesting if you start with the music of these two individuals trauma Chino and swallow. Its gentle music and they will have songs. These pretty gentle love songs. Mandra goes in front of us but in their private life they were violent angry people and both of them not only did they commit murders but it was obvious to everybody that they were guilty and they were never punished and this is interesting because it shows you that. Starting around the renaissance it became the norm or musicians to go outside the norm. They were allowed indiscretions that other people were not and in fact. I'm convinced in both those instances their fame and reputation was increased by committing murder. I think people felt well. If this guy is such a passionate lover that he he he. He kills somebody in a fit of jealous rage. Who you know. There must be a similar intensity of passion in the song and we laugh at that. But that's the same way. People look at rock bands and the sex pistols. And we've seen this in our lifetime. If the musician out of control we suspect there must be a certain intensity in the music as well so it all came back to that time I mean just one more example I find this fascinating people that want to understand what it was like to be an artist during the Renaissance. The most famous book. They read the autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini. He was a renaissance artist famous as a silversmith sculptor but he was also a musician played the flute and he wrote his life story. And it makes fascinating reading but I went through that book page by page and I just marked off every time. Shalini committed a violent crime and and I think I came up potentially with at least fourteen. Violent crimes committed in his life. And this is not including the the the just the vandalism or the varsity these are actually violent crimes where he murdered somebody or beat them up and none of them was punished for he was. He was actually put in jail couple times. It was only because of arguments with his patrons over payment and artworks and my favorite anecdote from the whole book comes from a conversation when someone would approach the Pope instead of the jubilee. WanNa hire this Guy Shalini. You know he's committed murder and all this and the pope said you don't understand for people like Ben to Chile. Different rules apply that came directly from the mouth of the Pope and the renaissance. And this was a new idea and I would say we still live with this idea to even though even in the midst of the metoo movement and all the scandals. They're still this expectation that great musicians with by their own rules and they violate rules and and For good or bad that's part of the whole Agassi Western music.
Melissa RoyDreams From Her Father
"Hey now I am bureau host ric and this episode with guest. Melissa Roy was recorded back in late February while there was ample concerned in regard to cove it at that time especially in a place like China in much of the world. Business went about as normal in fact. I left Bangkok on March. Second to start an eight week trip. That would take the Berlin for two conferences West Africa for a month and then a couple of weeks in Yerevan for my annual visit. All these plans were made in vain. My to conferences and Berlin were cancelled including travel massive form. As I was on my flight after Bruin then went and met my friends. Indycar for the start of our road trip on March fifteenth on her first day Gambia. We had a team dinner where we decided to cancel the trip into leave. Banjul the following day. While I was really disappointed in just several more days this look like in the stupid decision borders inflates began to close and cancel like dominoes. I'm now in Bangkok self quarantining. And of course social distancing prior to the STREP trip I recorded and finished episodes April May and June but made sense to re record this opening introduction to be more attuned to current situations. So I'm wishing everyone safe health. I encourage you to listen to fact Bay signed and I hope for a quick end to this virus which threatens many as well as the global economy speaking to like minded people like you. This is an odd time for many of us so often we're on a trip and if not planning for the next one this passion for expiration is part of our DNA and many for many of us. It's a tremendous personal frustration to be walked at home or even stranded in a foreign will cow. Whatever you can do try and make this time fruitful and productive in reach out to your loved ones friends and even strangers to lend a hand and now back to our regularly scheduled interview. I reached out to Melissa. Shortly after she announced her complement of traveling every country in the world social media traditional media began reporting that she was the first woman of South Asian heritage to complete this quest on cannon countries. I'm always looking for diverse voices whether that's nationality ethnicity religion or any other differentiator and it's great to get other perspectives. A reminder my monthly reminder coun- countries is part of Petri on you can be a great supporter like Steph road. Ted mims be some miles Ryan dashed or Stephen Rothwell and Adam Hickman. They get to listen to extra content like the extra interview. I did with Melissa only for them. Untamed borders is the sponsor of counting countries focuses on challenging locations for those chasing one ninety three James and I decided to replace the interview. We had previously recorded in regard to my visit to Afghanistan within updated interview on the current situation. Please listen then to James Wilcox founder of untamed borders James. Welcome back to counting countries This time we are having you back to give us an update and more challenging in dire times with Cova. Nineteen in your intro goal. Part of the travel community stream travel community. You're taking us to places which are really challenging locations so first of all I want to check in with you and see you're doing and how things are in the UK May personally I'm fine. actually been Last week so who knows what that actually What that actually is but as far as Healthwise the team The guy on the stuff that we use the countries who many people may have met whilst in in other circumstances of fine and obviously the you know the reality of the world has changed kind of shown travel leisure To be as important as it radiates in the in the grand scheme of life which is which is not that important but generally weight. Well I hope you'll your cash flow vic. Thanks James Yep am self quarantining and social distancing as we speak so this covert thing just seemed to really accelerate very quickly When things really started hitting the fan were any of your trips In action at that point. Did you have to close trips out early? Evacuate People What was the situation? Yeah exactly what I think. The the weekend of I think it was the fourteenth fifteenth of March around that weekend Things inching to accelerate very quickly. We had a good trip to Syria Which was due to start on that weekend and we we with. I think about thirty six hours before it started really had a couple of guests had arrived in Lebanon on that trip. We had a good trip to south. Sudan was finishing event that we can. We had one guest Continuing onto a national park in the far south of South Sudan and we had to call him back early to make sure he could leave Juba Juba F. O. Had a tip from someone from the UN that the EPA was going to close on Monday night so we had to get that person out at one of our team who was on that trip Is is accusing self contained in South Africa at the moment So yet that we can things did seem to. Things did accelerate Very quickly and as soon as we sold that we we did anticipate that travel was going to be restricted due to coke in nineteen With with total guests trips coming up at the we had concerned we wanted to in this situation but that we candidate accelerate very fast. As I'm sure you will what How was it with you around that time it? Yeah somewhat of a similar circumstance timeline wise. I was in Senegal Gambia. Over March fifteenth or so Sunday In after we crossed into Gambia on the evening of the fifteenth Me In the fellow. Travelers IS WITH. We kind of had a team dinner and we cancelled we build on our month trip to. West Africa and flew home on the sixteenth Monday and got a directly direct flight OUTTA Gambia to to Turkey and onwards to Bangkok James so just give us kind of a brief update of the trips that were already in place so to speak but How's this affecting untamed borders right now. What's what's this mean to the business. I mean the May decide Travel any description in the show. Possibly to medium-term is just not going to happen and when travel begins it will be you know. People start traveling again Who knows when that will start at who knows when that will stop being to some of the areas that we We guided so for the moment We people with upcoming trips. Having given the option to to cancel to move their trips to late nights. We've got people who've moved onto trips towards the end of twenty twenty meeting trips into twenty twenty one so we're planning We're hoping that we will be able to resume in the in the medium term but we Planning the tangle this will be solid enough and resilience enough to take a long pause out and ready to go it again. Um whenever trouble begins as you know. I've got extremism connection especially with Afghanistan Pakistan and when travel begins again will be will be guiding again It might mean that. Have to do some other. Bits and bobs and make ends meet and things like that in the meantime But we back. We will be guiding assumes. We're able to
Mother of two missing Idaho children arrested in Hawaii
"This mother of two missing Idaho siblings isn't a Hawaii jail forty six year old glory valoe is being held on a five million dollars bail for allegedly failing to physically produce her children under a court order and she's fighting extradition back to Idaho Larry Wilcox is their grandfather J. J. Wurst Ali that's the at this point that's our questions the children's whereabouts is still a
Pop Music's Past Is Crowding Out Its Present
"Will host Nate Wilcox and today we're joined by Simon Reynolds the author Retro Mania Pop Culture's addiction to its own past ask Simon Welcome. Thanks for having me on your podcast. It's a pleasure. This book made a big impression on me when it first came out and I'm looking forward to discussing it with you a decade after its publication or not quite a decade. I guess but Close now I can look back at the teens as well as the knots. But the fundamental argument every book which definitely jibed with. What I was feeling intuitively? was that in the beginning direction. You say I'm I'm what am imagining isn't a cataclysm. So much as a gradual wind down this is the white pop ends not with a bang but with a box set whose fourth disc never get around to plane and overprice a price ticket to the track by track. Re staging of the pixies pavement album. You play to death your first year at university if the pulse of now felt weaker with each passing year. That's because in the two thousands. The POP president became evermore crowded out by the past whether in the form of archive memories of yesteryear or retro. Rock leaching off ancient styles. So that's Kinda the thing we wanted to discuss is do you think that's still true I think everything that I write about in Richmond is still still going on Still a lot of reissuing as the festival lineups Overcrowded with people called legacy acts Either accident never a very old. Never stop playing Obama that re reunited because there is this sort of lucrative circuit now for reunion is There's a lot of younger bands who music is a kind of pastiche. Oh pick a mix of things will be all sides and beyond music as you know. TV reboot send and film franchise is based on you know quite old comic books. All beloved films from the seventies you know just endlessly get get anew the Prequel Aura. post-coup added to it So everytime I write about in the book is still going. It doesn't feel as oppressive to me. It feels like this quite a lot. More really contemporary sounding music and very digital sounding music. That feels two thousand and ten minutes. It's five so I wouldn't say I'm quite as gloomy as I was when I wrote the book but at the time writing the bogey felt we were inundated not by the past and it was this sense of. Yeah as I put it in the intro of being over the present been crowded out there. Were all these things competing for your attention and And a lot of emphasis sort of you know people dealing with these new online Al-Qods essentially repub kind of amateur amateur archives. Youtube is kind of amateur. Archive has very current. This minute kind of things in it as well but a lot of youtube content and was especially seemed to be the case in the early days of Youtube was old crap. You know that someone you know someone did a comp- you know someone's GonNa Compilation of beloved TV commercials from Nineteen Seventies UK. Kept some old pop shows as you know. Strange documentaries will never been shown since they were first ad in the in the seventies or eighties. So there it was always rich Israeli which is kind of rich as you could get lost in and That that's still going on but I feel I feel a bit more. I'm excited about music. At least I feel. There is me the fields current united feels like very now and this'll be a little bit past a ton this show airs but just yesterday. We had a controversy on twitter. Billy Irish Pretty young pop. Upswing are not knowing who van Halen was and boomer and Gen Xer van Halen fans just being a gas What did you make that you follow it out? Little Kerfluffle at all is funny on might sort of twitter feed and facebook. Everyone's like I haven't seen anyone like making fun of weather will like. Why should she know who are some of them are like old new wave? Like van Halen was shit anyway so I haven't seen anyone you know maybe moving different circles. I'm I was. I was surprised she had never heard jump. You know because that's on the radio still and it's like an old time American classic classic but Yeah why would she know. Who'd been having? I mean she probably heard and let me read the you know. The name has not stock forever reason. Yeah she's a completely different different generation. I think we probably will see tweet with someone. Says it's like someone in Van. HALEN's Day you know not knowing who Luke Benny Goodman or some sort of swing. Jazz was excise the time difference. You know that seems pretty on the money. Why would a seventeen year old when eighteen year old? Whatever she is now be aware of Finland Particularly didn't it didn't seem like You Know I. I haven't seen mcclay but I got the impression that she was kind of saying. That kind of amused self deprecating way. It wasn't like some got shallow. Shell like where you know So in quarter hour you know you say you're a musician get you've never heard of Eddie. Van Halen's legendary tap fret tapping pinged guitar technique. You know. She says she's the modern Vanhanen but she's from La I live in south South Pasadena and I think Bannon came from Pasadena. She sort of in the you know she's a modern. La Music making making music actually defunding with her brother. The van Halen had two brothers into nine and so she doing interesting new things that are very involved in the now. You know they they that success is is Is using the latest online media through a tick. Talking Elise ways kids find out things. My youngest kid is crazy into the EILLY. So you know it's it's a bright new tomorrow where Van Halen are a little footnote and wash you know. Why should they care? Yeah Yeah I took it as a good sign That your arguments not not that. I'm against your arguments with just that you worrying about in the book that the pass was right now the future and it seems like this current generation of kids who as a parent. It's it's interesting. They have such a different relationship with popular culture than we had as Gen xers a you are in Britain. I was in the states growing up but you know we were soaking and decades of reruns and old movies that were on. TV that we might have anywhere from three three to fifty channels. But still you're flipping through and you're going to see Humphrey Barton and you're gonNA see Benny Goodman. And you're going to see Frank Sinatra and kids today everything they Z.. Is Pretty much selected. And so I'm actually sort of worrying that the musical history is being lost for the new generation. But let's let's stick to the a book though and and how much different stories like for instance a often anecdotally through friends and seeing what their kids into you view is always about how a particular kid eleven ever is just crazy about the Beatles unknown and just just listen to the Beatles so I think it's all for them to discover I. I suspect what it is. Is this thing I write about in the book. kool-aid temporary where the chronology music is. All jumbled up and and on things that are very old that might pop into their world through whatever means sort of things that I'd presence and they don't necessarily have a sense of the chronology Iraq history when I was getting into music. It was a fairly simple chronology rock and roll the Beatles and the stones You Know Glam Rock Bowie Psychedelia before that and then punk and you could sort of understand is only three stages of history that you can get basic you know you can understand the paragraph Really and a few song examples but now the music history so sprawling and Dan things that have been left out of history of been readmitted you know like disco is very celebrated. Now is as an important era music and prog. Ross has been rehabilitated. Is No longer this thing that you know Pumpkin. You I've said was a complete waste land. I grew up with that idea. That was completely. You should go there. I think it's a much more complicated very sincere music history that you had to do a little bit of work if you won't understand it but people pick up on bits of music. Prep some fans will will She listened to Van Halen because of his whole this whole silly cophil full about
Parents arrested after child fires gun at school
"The parents of an Alabama first grader were taken into custody after the child accidentally fired a gun at school today say officials the incident happened at G. E. Hobbs elementary school in world Wilcox county Wilcox county DA says a bullet hit the wall but nobody was hurt the parents were charged with contributing to the delinquency
Report: Florida state lawmakers are increasingly blocking local governments
"A new report is shedding light on the legal tug of war on cities and counties in the right to govern themselves proposals said to be heard in the legislative session would limit or preempt local laws from having any effect the report from the nonprofit group integrity flora is raising a red flag over the twenty preemption bills that have already been filed for the twenty twenty session research director Ben Wilcox says a hundred similar bills have been filed in the last three years it's much easier to get the legislature to preempt local governments from acting on issues than it is to go fight those battles in every city and town in the state of Florida some state lawmakers reportedly backed by powerful lobbying groups that want to impose regulations on things like vacation rental properties and certain types of