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Fresh update on "walgreens" discussed on Dennis Prager
"Drugstore chains, Walgreens and CBS are recovering some of the revenue they lost during 2020. As more customers are demanding vaccines for the coronavirus. Investors are being encouraged by the hundreds of millions of dollars being spent on testing and vaccination programs. Correspondent Kettle Orman reporting. Mortgage rates were mostly lower this week. Mortgage Buyer, Freddie Back reported. The average for the key 30 year home loan fell to 2.93% from 2.96% last week. The rate for a 15 year loan edged up to 2.24% from 2.23% last week. The Federal Reserve signal that it might act sooner than previously plan to start dialing back the low interest rate policies that Help spark a swift rebound from the recession but have also coincided with rising inflation. John Scott reporting North Korean leader Kim Jong UN has solemnly sworn to navigate his country out of dividing economic troubles as he concluded a major ruling party meeting. Acknowledging food shortages and urging officials.
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
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Fresh update on "walgreens" discussed on Jokes So Funny
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"walgreens" Discussed on The Ben Shapiro Show
"Free world faces in the decades ahead and meanwhile the biden administration is doing nothing about china. Either so lest you think that it's just about russia they're doing nothing about china either. They continue to promote public statements made by the europeans. That don't actually have any teeth to them. In fact the left is too busy being angry at anybody. From entering the wuhan lab league theory member. Joe biden started taking it seriously like last week and then said maybe we should have like an intelligence committee investigation on all that. We'll get our intelligence people together though. Investigate all of this. This was the same day. Basically that report had been revealed that he'd shut down such an investigation that had been begun under the trump administration. Meanwhile robert redfield the former. Cdc director he says the scientific community acted to squelch the wuhan lab league theory while i was over at cdc. It just seemed like a lot of people wanted to squelch any idea that there was another hypothesis. And i think that's what i find the most disappointing because i would expect that from politicians. I would expect that from governments. I would never for the scientific community and yet what we witnessed was. The scientific community went on heavy to try to stop any open debate about the origin. This virus i find that this very very sad very disconcerting and very anti science according to redfield by the way anthony choose one of the people who is less than interested in investigating the lab league theory in the first place. I think tony is holding onto this hypothesis tightly. Now why why would that be sometimes scientists when they get on the bite into a bone hypothesis. It's hard for them to move on. I guess if. I'm disappointed about anything about the early scientific community is there seemed to be lack of openness to pursue. Both i posses and what's amazing about all of this again. You got joe biden. Not being able to putin things are going very poorly over there. Joe biden who literally glitched in the middle of the eu meetings in. Who's over there at the g. Seven and he just glitched for second time. And you know how bad his glitch was. We played a clip. Yesterday of joe biden answering a question. His gap in thinking was so long that i had to go back and re insert myself saying wait for it. Wait for it for radio because otherwise there was so much dead air that they would have taken the show off the air. That's how bad the glitches from joe biden. Meanwhile what does the left focused on. They're not focused. On the fact that joe biden is not really with us or the fact. That joe biden is busily ramping inflation. They're not worried. About the fact that joe biden is about to have russia his lunch. Now they're worried. About the fact that jon stewart said some things about who an lab leagues yesterday. Johnston on stephen colbert and he said funny and drew things about wuhan lobley situation. And the media's response was. How dare john stewart do this thing. I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to sciences. Science has in many ways helped ease the suffering of this pandemic Which was more than likely caused by science.
How to Work Around Dark Patterns
"Tell me if this has happened to you. You click on a website or open an app in and asks you. Can we use your data. The yes button. Big and bright. Maybe it's pleasant baby. Blue with a halo of white around. It looks warm and inviting. And then there's the no button. Tiny grey boring sometimes hard to find. Which do you choose. You probably pick yes and much of the digital world is designed this way were given options but absent websites are designed to make one choice more appealing than others. This phenomenon even has a spooky name. It's called dark patterns reconsider more sincere talk about. Hey sarah teddy so sarah once you start looking for these dark patterns in the wild. They are everywhere. Tell me about a few examples of dark patterns that you found in your reporting actually talked about this in a previous episode. But i signed up for walgreens account to get a vaccine And then you know. You're automatically subscribes newsletter. It's pretty hard to find out how. To unsubscribe right. And then it's even harder. To unsubscribe from the account. You've actually call you know. I signed up for gym membership online and Then to cancel it actually had to go to the place in person or send them a certified letter hall a lot of shopping websites. Like have these. You know you go to the website and all of a sudden there's a sale and it ends like really soon and then says only two items left in that sense of urgency. That might convince you to buy something where you wouldn't have otherwise and pretty much anytime you're presented with some kind of privacy option on a website Like those cookie pop ups you know they make like you said the accept button is like super prominent and obvious like the explanation of what you're agreeing to or the option not do it or the process for opting out as revenues. One is much more difficult
"walgreens" Discussed on The big d zone
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CVS, Walgreens Pharmacies Accounted for Thousands of Wasted Vaccines Doses
"Chain CVS and Walgreens may be responsible for wasting thousands of doses of covert vaccines. Kaiser Health News reporting. The two chains combined, let nearly 130,000 vaccine doses. Go Go to to waste. waste. CBS CBS suggests suggests it it happened happened in in the the early early days days of of the the vaccine vaccine roll roll out out when when they they were were working working to to vaccinate vaccinate folks folks and and long long term term care care facilities. facilities.
CDC, FDA Urge Pause in Johnson and Johnson COVID Vaccine
"Bump in the road on the way to herd immunity to separate regulatory agencies are recommending that immunizations using the popular One shot Cupid vaccine be put on hold CBC's Aaron Carter ski a certain severe blood clot occurs and fewer than one in a million people, but it has to be treated in a special way. So the CDC and the FDA want to temporarily halt the U. Of the Johnson and Johnson vaccine so doctors can learn about it. About seven million doses of the J and J vaccine have been administered. So far, there have been only six women between the ages of 18 and 48, who developed a blood clot about a week after receiving their doses. ABC News Medical contributor. Dr Ashish Joshi, the dean of Brown University School of Public Health, says Despite the pause, I think the Jang jae vaccine is both terrific and its efficacy and it is exceedingly safe based on everything I know I'd feel comfortable having my family get it. Walgreens this morning announced that is putting a hold on the use of the J and J
Uber Offers $250 Million in Bonuses and Perks
"Bookings. Both ride hailing and food delivery reached an all time high last month. It's now offering sign up bonuses and has partnered with Walgreens to get driver's vaccinated. Food delivery jumped 150% from last March to an annualized run rate of $52 billion, says the company. It's offering the bonuses after it says Many drivers gave up last year when demand dried up due to the pandemic. It all Uber says it's spending $250 million in sign up bonuses and other perks to lure in drivers. That Piper's
Uber Offers $250 Million in Bonuses and Perks
"Slowly coming to an end being a popular ride, hailing company looking for drivers and offering incentives. Says it's total monthly bookings. Both ride hailing and food delivery reached an all time high last month. It's now offering sign up bonuses and has partnered with Walgreens to get driver's vaccinated. Food delivery jumped 150% from last March to an annualized run rate of $52 billion, says the company. It's offering the bonuses after it says Many drivers gave up last year when demand dried up due to the pandemic. It all Uber says it's spending $250 million in sign up bonuses and other perks to lure in drivers. That Piper's
How dark patterns in web design trick you into saying yes
"Happened to you. You click on a website or open an app and asks you. Can we use your data. The yes button. Big and bright. Maybe it's pleasant baby. Blue with a halo of white around. It looks warm and inviting. And then there's the no button. Tiny grey boring sometimes hard to find. Which do you choose. You probably pick yes and much of the digital world is designed this way were given options but absent websites are designed to make one choice more appealing than others. This phenomenon even has a spooky name. It's called dark patterns reconsider more here. Talk about sarah. Hey teddy sarah once you start looking for these dark patterns in the wild. They are everywhere. Tell me about a few examples of dark patterns that you found in your reporting. Actually i talked about this in a previous episode. But i signed up for walgreens account to get a vaccine And then you know. You're automatically subscribe to the newsletter. It's pretty hard to find out how. To unsubscribe right. And then it's even harder. To unsubscribe from the account. You have to actually call you know. I signed up for gym membership online and then to cancel. It had to go to the place in person or send them a certified letter hall a lot of shopping. Websites will like have these. You know you go to the website and all of a sudden. There's a sale and ends like really soon and then says only two items left and instill that sense of urgency. That might convince you to buy something where you wouldn't have otherwise and pretty much anytime. You're presented with some kind of privacy option on a website like those cookie pop ups you know they make like you said the accept button is like super prominent and obvious but like the explanation of what you're agreeing to or the option to not do it or the process for opting out as the revenues. One is much more difficult right. This comes
Walgreens Not Following CDC Guidance on Pfizer Vaccine Spacing
"Well as the C D. C. Both drop a dime on Walgreens on claims that pharmacy is not following guidance on scheduling the second dose of the Fizer vaccine. The company says it will change its software now to allow for the prescribed three week interval instead. Of what had been the norm of four weeks at Walgreens, a
Man stabbed on Chicago's Magnificent Mile after refusing to give spare change
"Man is rushed to the hospital after being stabbed on the magnificent Violet happened yesterday at about five P.m. in front of the Walgreens at Michigan and Chicago. According to police. The attacker asked the man for spare change, and when he refused, he was stabbed. Least officer was able to use quick clock to stop the bleeding until paramedics arrived. The people who were nearby tourists from other cities. Talk to WGN. Why did someone feel the need to come in the middle of Michigan Avenue to Stassen? It's all about being aware of your surroundings and Using the resource is that you have police did arrest the suspect. The stabbing victim is expected to recover those tourist tell us to single strange incident like this have not tainted their view of the
Inside job: Michigan goes to the paint to top FSU 76-58
"The Michigan Wolverines flex their one seed status with a convincing win over the number four Florida state Seminoles seventy six fifty eight in the NC double a east regional semifinal Michigan had four players finish in double digits in scoring Brandon Johns junior hunter Dickinson each had fourteen Franz Wagner three don't thirteen and Johnny brown had twelve off the bench in route to the victory in an effort to keep up with Walgreens office of onslaught Florida state struggle from the arc missing their first nine before finally hitting five of their last eleven Michigan becomes the third number one seed to advance to the elite eight I'm German takeover
Walmart becomes largest U.S. vaccine provider to join push for digital vaccination credentials
"Talking about this article from the new york times with the headline of walmart becomes largest. Us vaccine provider to join push for digital vaccination credentials vaccine at walmart. That's ghetto where else you gonna get. Walgreens i mean walking's just a little step up i don't know if you guys have seen it but it. They did a great job of the most recent south park episode. The vaccination special. I i have seen it i. Perhaps i wasn't in the. How do i say this. The correct state of mind to watch the episode. But i thought it was one of the least funny south park episodes. I've seen it. I don't know. I started cracking up right away. Everyone's trying to get in the walgreens because it's like a nightclub but the only people allowed in the old people only got the the old people get okay. That was funny. Yeah again perhaps. I was just not in the right state of mind if you are picking up on land. I liked the face diaper special. I don't know what they called that but that was pretty funny. The pandemic special. Yeah i i didn't understand what the pandemic special was. Until i watched the episode and then i was like oh the pandemic specialities so frayed. They were going to be like are no telling people like everyone needs to be wearing masks but no so at any rate people who get covid nineteen shots at thousands of walmart. And sam's club stores may soon be able to verify their vaccination status airport schools and other locations using a health passport app on their smartphones.
Despite Delivery Service Concerns, Instacart Doubles Valuation Again
"If you feel like you've been throwing a lot of money grocery delivery services of late. You're not the only one instacart just got well. Many cartfuls of money from its existing investors. This latest round of funding marks the second time the company has doubled its valuation since the beginning of the pandemic instacart is now estimated at a whopping forty billion dollars. Not hard to figure out. Why investors are betting on the service. Instacart was a lifeline. For many when everything started shutting down because of the covid nineteen pandemic the service was away from any to avoid going to the grocery store and the inherent risk of that formerly mundane chore and others got hooked on the convenience of it all. Why go to the store when you could just order up the groceries on your phone and have them delivered to your house within a couple of hours before those benefits consumers were willing to pay quite the premium instacart charges as much as nine dollars per delivery or you can pay one hundred bucks a year for unlimited free delivery on top of that grocers pay ten percent per order which is no small amount in an industry where margins usually average two percent or less according to forbes grocers like acne costco wegman's and others have formed instacart partnerships even kerfuffle over the service firing employees. Who wanted to unionize wasn't enough to stop this carts momentum speculation about the company going public and when is swirling with one reuters reports saying instacart might even avoid a traditional ipo an opt for direct listing in which companies go public without raising money through a stock sale but going public is always a bed of roses just ask competitor jordache which went through an ipo in december. Even though the company has agreements with mega retailers. Like seven eleven and cbs. In addition to its restaurant partners and beat its fourth quarter revenue estimates to boot jordache stock dropped because of its big losses due to ipo costs and stock related compensation according to cnbc citron research called door dashes ipo. Quote the most ridiculous of twenty twenty and said the stock was not worth a fraction of its price. The main concern about the valuations around these delivery. Service companies is. What happens after the pandemic with vaccinations. Well underway hopeful new. Cdc guideline saying that we can hug mom and dad again with caution will consumers still be willing to pay more for convenience on a recent earnings call. Jordache leaders reported still seeing growth in areas where covid restrictions have been eased a hopeful sign for the future at instacart the companies using its windfall to secure deals with a broader retail base. It has recently struck deals with big lots staples and walgreens to name a few. So even if you do wanna head back to the store to pick out your own meat and produce you just might keep turning to the delivery service to bring you that. Inexpensive sofa were case of copy paper ordered and with the universe of retailers. Out there who knows what new ways the company will find to deliver the goods
Publix Offering Coronavirus Vaccine To Florida Teachers
"More teachers can get their covert shots at Publix, the company announcing giving shots toe all K through 12, teachers and child here personnel, regardless of age, CVS, Walgreens and Wal Mart have all made similar
Retailers put brakes on state moves to scrap mask mandates
"Local retailers air saying, Hey, master going to stay in place, aren't they? Yeah. Number of stores were saying that big change in Texas Mark Kroger H. E B, Big grocery store chain in Texas, CVS, Walgreens best by Target, Macy's Jasey Benny and then Toyota and GM. They're saying that Masks here are gonna still be required and Kroger seconds, doing what needs to be done to keep customers and employees safe. Abbott saying the governor Abbott, that's perfectly fine that they could do whatever they want to do on their property. But That he believes it's time to get going again. And here's how he's goodness in Texas and across the country. We now have the vaccine. Vaccines to protect Accidents from Kobe more than 5.7 million vaccine shots. Have already been given to Texas. But his critics including many and the health care side of things, they're saying, yes, it's looking a lot better, and we're going down the road of hopefully being somewhat done with this soon, but They feel like just give it a few more weeks and that they've got 29 million people in Texas. And, yes, $5.7 million has been given out split that in half because of two doses for most of them, And it's a small fraction of the poet folks in Texas who have the shot yet and then. You look the positivity rates in Texas. They 14% which is higher than many states, California which was so big couple of weeks ago, now down to 2.1% so You've got folks saying, Yeah, we want to get going again. But in the medical world they're saying just give us a few more weeks today in Alabama that the governor there Republican governors, she's saying they want to get there. She says she feels like what Texas Mississippi you're doing is just a little bit too early. Even with this positive news. I have a Dr Harrison. I'm both convinced that we need to get past Easter. And hopefully a lamb. Oh, Alabamians to get their first shot before we take a step. Some other states have taken to remove the mask or altogether and lift the restrictions outside of a handful of states, Texas, Mississippi, Florida and a couple of others. Generally, you're hearing this, okay? It's looking good, But let's tap the brakes just little bit. Give it a few more weeks and then and see if we can knock these things down. Okay. Okay, Alex. Thank you very much. I don't know if you just heard a little
Biden criticizes states for lifting mask mandates
"States are pushing back against President Biden, accusing them of Neanderthal thinking following their decision to reverse covert 19 safety policies, including Mask mandates from Day one after President Biden sign that 100 Day nationwide made made Data Data on on federal federal property. property. He has been been pushing people to wear wear mass. So now now as more states states ease ease their requirements, requirements, he's slamming their their decision with the the knuckle knuckle dragger dragger insult down south in Mississippi, where there is no mask mandate, Governor Tate Reeves shot back, saying he's offended. Currently, 15 states do not have a mask mandate. Alabama's requirement expires tomorrow. Texas will lift there's on March 10th. Nationwide, many major commercial chains like targets. CVS, Walgreens and Kroger will still require mass Wearing citing CDC guidelines is the White House continues to press states to follow the recommendations of the announcement by the Republican governors to end state mandates come shortly after the CDC director warned that with the new covert variants on the rise, there's the potential of the fourth surgeon cases if the public is not careful. Meantime, several
Texas' power grid crumples under the cold
"Winter storms in texas have basically shut down the country's second biggest economy and extreme weather highlights the opportunity for the emergency preparedness industry okay. This seems to have escalated ridiculously quickly over the last week since monday. Millions of texans have been cold without power some cases. They don't even have water in just about all of the country. It's freezing outside right now but in texas it's also freezing inside because the electricity and the heat has been out statewide and then you get another arctic blast. That hit wednesday got kentucky west virginia louisiana off facing outages. To and while. Texans are trying to stay warm. Businesses are shut down okay. Huge numbers jack. And i noticed yesterday. Five hundred walmarts and nearly one thousand. Cbs walgreens pharmacies are closed. Just closed plus the oil and gas refineries in like oilfields their on hold too which has caused an oil price bike. Okay so you've got this fifty year storm. Basically nothing in texas was built to handle this kind of storm but we also noticed a trend within a trend. It's not just extreme weather. We're seeing more in this country. But extreme weather is leaving. More and more americans powerless for more and more days. Okay so that second part is the key here. Go back to two thousand seventeen. You get hurricanes and flooding on the gulf coast. Leaving americans powerless twenty eighteen and twenty twenty you had wildfires in california and the west which led to lots of electrical blackout. And now you've got twenty twenty one extreme cold snow in texas again. It's leaving americans powerless. Now there's always been hurricanes wildfires and snowstorms but not this frequently and not this severe so you got public officials in grid operators preparing for like what to do
Federal program with Walgreens vaccinates hundreds in Miami area
"Appointment pages to get a Corona virus vaccine in Florida. But a federal program in partnership with Walgreens got all 350 people in there. Book Overtone Senior Living facility there Doses reader. Rubin says she and her husband looked forward to post pandemic life. I just want to see my kids. I want to see my relatives. I mean, who knows how many years we're gonna have left? She spoke to CBS 12 in West Palm Beach. The state says that more than a million people, mostly seniors have gotten both doses of the vaccine, and more than 2.3 million have gotten at least one shot. People who missed out on
Bumble stock rockets 80% in first trading after IPO
"Pellet, bumble surges and its first day of trading Pot. Stocks Plunge, Stocks are trading mixed S and P fluctuating between gains and losses. Let's head right over to the first word breaking news test for today's afternoon call Here he is Bill Moloney and Good afternoon, Charlie. That's right. U S stocks trading Mixed Right now Down Strictly down, 48 Point says, impedes our little change. NASDAQ is still higher by 25. He was 10 years old at 1.16% Gold is down 18 and transports fall 29 points among the main 11 SP sectors, only tech healthcare and materials were in the green, and she was under pressure and leaders to the upside. The Dow were intel and polka Pola Well, Walgreens led to the downside. After earnings Zillow sort as much as 21% and in other news game stops. Trading is the focus of a federal probe by the team is working aggressively on the ship shortage. And like you said to Ray plunged as much as 50%. The I P o front, bumble opened at 76 was priced at 43 wrapping things up Disney report after the
What Women Think About Valentine's Day
"Men tend to look at valentine's day as a second birthday for women. I mean we know there were supposed to use the date to focus on intimacy in closeness but a lot of us think that it's also an obligation to make her look good in front of her friend co workers as well because you don't send flowers to her job if you want to wait and see what happens if you do that. And i'm sure there are a lot of guys who are thankful that ladies are working from home after valentine's day this year at least a lot of them are as opposed to previous years. However that's kind of our mindset towards the holiday. So eric i'll start with you. I be real. Is valentine's day holiday for women i mean. Do you feel like it's your queen for a day type of holiday for you for me particularly. I've never really been big on valentine's day because the men in my life have not been the kind of men who were who put a lot of thought into it they just go into walgreen's get some candy. Get a teddy bear in bringing home like millions of women all over the world. Have this same teddy bear insane candy and really didn't put thought into it because if you did you would know. I don't even like teddy bears so it's not a big day for me. What kaya what do you think about. It is valentine's day just a holiday for women. Yeah it is supposed to be for the lovers of course but Absolutely as it was before the levers and funny enough. My little brother's birthday is on valentine's day. So i have always celebrated him on his day of birth and barnsley levers though i feel like you're supposed to do something sweet to celebrate the love between the two of year speak aren't so christina. I mean what do you think about. Valentine's day is it just a holiday for Guys are included as well. I'll never bill wants to think that is a a woman's holiday like i know that my grandfather used to come in and he will make sure that his ladies were taking care of with their box of candy and their roses but me. Al always been the person to try to find something that he liked. I'll be snooping around asking questions. Favorite color Which liking this like. That's always been my thought on it. And then i was introduced at sixteen to The holiday is in october the sweetest day and somebody told me they was like. That's the valentine's day for men but my thought process nobel's valentine's day is for everybody. Everyone should be appreciated at some point. I think it is a anniversary For a period of which refer love. I liked it like that all right. So let's talk about your level of expectation may depend on how long you've been in a relationship with someone so kaya. Let's say you've been in a relationship with someone for about three to six months. What are your expectations of him when it comes to what he does for you on valentine's man funny because this is kinda my situation now I honestly did not have any expectations. I always just kind of forget. I usually work as it'd be like the first year. I'm not working on wednesday in a long time. So i mean just appreciation. I would say like a small token something we. If i've been with three to six months i say like cute little chocolate figure out. What type of candies i like. Because it's new. It's fresh yard by all means. Do your thing i would expect. I mean honestly not very much. I would just be so appreciative that someone thought of me. You know three to six months in that they wanna get such a very sweet. So now and christina. What have you been in a relationship for over a year to the expectations. Change for me. I'm not gonna speak for everyone but for me. Naar not really. I am a sentimental person. My love language is words of affirmation followed by x. of service. So if you can remember you know some things over the course of the year. That i may have mentioned does something a little sweet. That means the most to me. Up where eric what. If you're married. I mean our expectations lower. Because you can only do so much for the same person year after year or does he get higher. Because you expect more creativity it'd be involved. Says he now knows everything that makes you tick. I think is just appears. Don't couple and you know what they've agreed on In their marriage is valentine's a big day to you all every year. If it's not the no big deal But i do think it should come with some kind of thought If you've been with somebody that long period of time you should know what they like and do a little surprise for me. Things like planning a night out planning a trip on cooking dinner. Experiences are more important to me than actually buying something christina. That you for a second. How do you feel about non personal gifts. You know what if he give you cash or give car. How do you feel about that. I think the presentation matters the most. Don't hand me like you got to do something creative with you. Know the right a car. Something like i said my love. Language is worth of information. So right me. They're nice little car and often to go with the gay.
"walgreens" Discussed on Friendshipping!
"Is happening. I was going to say you're turning into a hood. Trend gandalf the white. God if only i could be like in a lofted away by eagles comeback and that would be very good ooh boy so arena transition this talk of aging into our question. John do you have any ideas. Because i simply do not. Speaking of being lofted away by eagles here is a question about someone. That should be doing that. I sounds really great Jen i i have an idea So when we started this episode we were under a time limit and we are also under the additional time limit that i really have to poop so what. It's a ticking time. I actually think that i actually. I have a better idea because the question is pretty long. How about. I go poop as fast as i can while you read the question and we'll try and cuts brilliant also. Take your time now. Never a bowel movement important jan. I've got the fastest ass in the west. I'm a vegan. i see. I know that i take it takes longer than two minutes. So oh my god okay. Yeah you're like. You're like a like a waterpark slide. Okay here we go hunt their friendship irs. I'm a she her in my late twenties. And i live in an apartment complex in a major american city. My next door neighbors have been behaving so poorly throughout this pandemic and is affecting my few of the rest of the world understandable every single weekend shelter in place starting saturday afternoon. In lasting through sunday night they had a party of maximum ten to fifteen people in their apartment every weekend. It's not technically against the law. Though i think it might have been. And i wouldn't really want involve the police even if it were but they're putting themselves and everyone else in the building at risk not only do they have these parties but they have them out on our shared alley so if i ever wanted to do laundry or take out the trash during these times the facilities across the alley. I have to walk through a group of unmasked dick. I would really love to be able to do chores on the weekends. But they don't even wear masks and our shared laundry room. They're not having parties. Which makes my building feel unsafe. Even when they are hosting guests. Should i talk to them. This is about an ongoing situation for months. At first i must admit i was pretty passive. Aggressive door's been slammed is have been ruled but after the initial rage. I've said small things to them and passing. I said small things to them in passing polite stuff. Like hey are you guys lo- unmasks we've got some despair and they've always been like no over fine. I feel a sense of obligation to say something. Because i'm white and so were they. I feel it's important to use my privilege for good when i can. But i'm kind of afraid of them and if i confront them and they don't listen to me life will just become worse an important detail. My partner is a white man. And i feel like if either of us should talk to the neighbors. It should be him. In fact i think he should have said something already but then again i don't know what he or i would say and i don't think my neighbors are reasonable enough to listen to either of us. I'm just mad. please help. Lol cranking california. She her oh. Ms cranks stir. Oh i'm so sorry and angry. It's such a such an impossible situation you know and like i. I liked that the the asker mentioned the little details of like i'm white so i feel lake. You know if anybody may building like maybe they should be me. So i'm assuming there must be like a diverse set of people in in in their building in her building. Excuse me and i. I think it's funny that like my my boyfriend should have said something by now but like you're right also in that doesn't have the words either like this is such a we keep on using the word unprecedented in these times now and that is true. You don't have a guidebook to look to for this because we haven't had this problem before. Let's start this question out with oscar. It is so reasonable that this is difficult for you to solve. You've clearly thought this through and you have come up with the solution because there is no solution right. Absolutely it sucks. I mean an and i i like also that you mentioned like none of this is technically illegal and also. I'm glad that you Are not calling the police. I don't think that police will make the situation more smooths. I don't think the police will solve this situation and the police also cannot do anything because it's not illegal so so that's fucking rough gen when we were noodling about this earlier you mentioned that if there is any authority that they could call to it would be the landlord also landlords also fucking suck and like people lost their jobs that they're not paying their rent so your landlord like is not going to be happy that to have somebody who's in trouble you know right. I mean you don't wanna get this person. These people victim. I don't think it would come to that. They have to consider that. And i'm also sure that the oscar is thought of this or tried it. i also. I'm sure there's a reason you didn't mention the landlord yet. And it's because it would be a useless useless path to take. I am almost certain of that. Yeah i never met I've never personally had a landlord that was effective. Absolutely if you want to talk to your neighbors you can. There are ways to do it. I don't think any of them are gonna work though like we keep on saying things like you know. This has been months and if people haven't changed their behavior yet they probably won't. If you talk to your neighbors you might wanna go with asking questions. You know when people have a situation with their friends and this these neighbors are certainly not your friends but when people have a situation with their friends where there's a pattern that they would like to end that they have tacitly approved of by not saying anything we say always to start that conversation acknowledging that you're part of it and that's not really what's happening like you're not tacitly approving your neighbors behavior because you are not close to them. But i think that that's the only way to start a productive. Conversation is to give them a little ground. I so it's like something like He know this has been going on for a long time. I really wish i'd something said something to you sooner. It sucks that it sucks that. That's my advice is to sign ours. But i i. I don't mind that advice at all though trent because i think it makes approaching the conversation easier on the asker and that's what i want to do. It sounds so daunting because it is daunting but starting with how you feel. Pan that sound so cheesy. Haven't used the word ice statement in a this phrase. I statement in a while and i'm gonna use it now. Just be like i feeling confused. I'm wondering what's going on. I don't know. I think that's a good way to start. Yeah and jen league. Ask questions as as you were kind of like getting to. I don't think that sitting them down which please don't I don't think knocking on their door and being like hey parties gotta stop. It's not going to do anything. I think that actually what you're going to want to do is ask questions. It feels like you're not fully aware of what's going on with the pandemic. Why are these parties so important to you that you continue to have them. Do you really feel safe. Really how what are you doing to feel safe like. Are you aware that the problem isn't as you getting cove it. It's actually use spreading to a bunch of people like a notice. How i you know. Obviously i have a lot of judgement in my heart. But like i tried to be. I tried to keep my voice like hey did you know like i feel like you. Don't have all the information the your behavior suggests that you might be under a misapprehension about what's happening right now. You know and and i don't think that you quoting statistics at them is going to help either. But if for whatever god forsaken reason you feel like you want to have a conversation with them and that it could work. I would say start with giving the little ground and then ask questions..
"walgreens" Discussed on Friendshipping!
"I'm jen and i'm trend. This friendship ing and the theme. This week is pandemic boundaries mentioned tweeted but sometimes there is drama and you wanna call it quits. Don't write these up to punch the middle tits. Thanks jen. I am excited to answer these questions once again. We've got questions from two very reasonable people who have very reasonable needs during this time of global crisis and we're gonna be talking about dealing with people who are behaving badly and also being friendly in a time of Of rough times is that about right. What do you think john. Yeah yeah you nail that. That was a good teaser. Trailer so people have to listen to those questions later. Now you have to suffer through our banter. I can get to that gen. How's your week going. You know it's going pretty bad but pretty good as at the way pretty bad in pretty good. I did have a realization that i wanted to talk to you about lou. Yeah yeah. I saved it for the show. I actually have no idea. This'll be an interesting story to share in a podcast. But it's our podcast our rules and already sounds really spicy and police continue. Okay so my second semester was it first semester. I dunno is my senior year of college. I had a nightmare known as a group project and involved video project. Involved i to rent a camera from the library. Isn't that saw quaint. To record it on my on mojo right yeah. I know that's probably the last time. I rented a camera from anywhere. Like t mobile razor or whatever. Yeah my blackberry. So we're the camera and like oh you interviewed a professor that was my portion and something like got corrupt in the file and it was a it was a real logistical nightmare. Like i went to the library. They can help me. Get the the file off st card. And it wasn't working. And i will. I spent many evenings in the library. Trying to get the video off this card blah blah blah blah blah. i meant. I meant all the people that were. That were stopped at the library and they really came to know me. Fondly very determined how they were very boring and very determined. Help me like at one point. The university technology officer was like. I'm going to figure this out for you. Jen never did. We never did. It was so corrupt I think what ended up happening was the camera that they rented me or the car. They rented me accidentally was set up to like film. Christopher nolan style movies was so big that no computer download or something. I can't remember what happened. And i didn't understand at the time i don't understand it now. The thrust of the story is that while. I was dealing with this part of the group project. Another member of the group project. This guy turned into a monster. What's you is so mean. He was so stressed about this project and he took it all out on me. He considered me personally responsible for his grade. You makes you wonder like what was going on. In this guy's life that made him like experience stress in turn this group project into an absolute nightmare. Such a jerk and like i didn't tell ra professor anything about it because it didn't it wasn't i wouldn't characterize it as that yet. But a mandate he makes three weeks of finals. Absolute hell and i never talked to him again. One bothered me for years but trend. Okay this is. This is the point of the story. I woke up the other morning thinking about college finals week because it was cold out and reminded me of finals and i realized something really awesome. Which is i. Don't even remember that guy's name so beautiful jen. no. I was like lying in bed. Chad is is a marcus chelsea. And i i was like you know what. Don't try to remember his name. I could figure it out if i went on facebook probably if i searched through friends of friends but i'm not going to do is so great. So here's here's the point of the story. Getting old is not always the bat thing. of course. oh. My god. Like i mean i if if i if only i could harness the power of my elderly nece to cull the memories that i don't want anymore. No man speaking getting older so i don't know why this came up in my memory but a few years ago so not like during pandemic times but in time where it was safe to be around young children i was hanging out with one of my nephews. And he mentioned he was like. You're getting a little low lines around your eyes. He says to me. And i go. And i and i know that that can ruin a person you know what i'm saying. I know that they can put. It didn't my mediate answer. Was i got those from not dying yet and less. That's it you know it's either. That's the thing like every time i get grumpy about like my back hurts or whatever it's like well it's it's either this or not getting older. I know that's exactly how i feel. Lately man yeah. I've had an attitude adjustment kind of being like not. It's not all the things that i haven't done or i need to do. It's like wow. I've made it to this many years triumph. Like i've been around the sun a couple times now couple times you've been through some weird shit too like it's not just like you know like i delight right now you know and maybe up. My feelings changes become older. I delight right now in these little signs of aging like like again. I mentioned this all the time. Only my eyebrows are going gray which is just what the why do they feel. Great also did their exponentially becoming greyer like really just my eyebrows. I have. I would say i have at least eight white hairs in each of my eyebrows. And i'm just like the supervillain.
"walgreens" Discussed on Clark Howard Show
"The design of what Walgreens is doing. Is that the overwhelming? Majority of locations that are going to be open our locations that are. was. It's called on board that there's a lack of primary care doctors. In Zip codes or areas. In urban suburban and rural areas where the doctor's offices are going to open. In the Walgreens, so this is. Part of migration in how medical care! At the primary level. is going to be offered in the United States where. You're going to have more and more. Retailers who are connected directly to medicine like walgreens and CVS, and then those who only indirectly or connected to medicine like Walmart. Getting involved in the delivery of medical care, the one of the six. Factors in each of these. Is What economists call price transparency where you will know. When you walk in the door what it's going to cost? For the care, you're likely to receive and gave an example about where walgreens. Kinda went off the tracks with this. Two years ago where? Walgreens was doing what CVS was doing with. Nursing a box facilities where they had the nurse practitioners. In the offices in the. In the pharmacies and CVS has stayed on that course will walgreens and a lot of places has sold off those facilities to. Dominant hospitals in an area. And the hospitals use it as a feeder tool to get more patient admissions to their hospitals, and as I, did in a story I did for television I looked at the pricing at. The facilities when they switch from being a Walgreens Ryan essentially nursing a box to a feeder for hospitals, and you no longer had the ability to just see a price list. You no longer had pricing anything. That was approachable anymore. Once those spaces flipped and became. With hospitals and so having. The involvement and the design from the ground up. where? Someone can come in, and they know what it's going to cost, and they know that someone's available to see seven days a week and longer than banker's hours. That's where we're headed with primary care, and it's one of the ways we can make a big difference in what health care costs moving forward and the outcomes for people. When they see someone early instead of delayed care at hospital emergency room, which is not where someone should be getting primary care any day of the week. It's time for questions you posted for me..
"walgreens" Discussed on Clark Howard Show
"I'm so glad taken time out of your day to join us here on the Clark Howard Show where our goal is simple. It is to empower you with knowledge, so you can keep more of what you have. Our websites are Clark Dot Com and Clark deals dot com. And we have been through. A real time with medicine lately. <hes> cash the people who work. In medicine. Doctors nurses, other medical professionals and personnel who worked in medical facilities have been putting their lives on the line. To save as many lives as they can during corona virus. And one of the things that has been. Clear through the time of the pandemic. Many people in America. Don't have a regular place to go. When they need medical attention. And so a lot of times, those people have sought care. For Corona virus much later than others it many times with terrible terrible results, possibly loss of life as a result of the delay. And so we've got a broken equation. In the United States <hes> in spite of the incredible heroic efforts of so many people. In medical. We've got a lot of people who start with the handicap, and that is lack of regular access to medical care, so there's been. A lot of experimentation going on, Walmart has been opening Walmart health centers. And they are going to increase the number of centers they offer, and I've talked about how CBS. Is Opening <hes> medical. Facilities as well that are. Retail oriented like the Walmart, when as well and now walgreens. Has announced that they're going to open. Somewhere around seven hundred doctors offices. That will be inside. Walgreens stores or attached to them. and. The design of what Walgreens is doing. Is that the overwhelming? Majority of locations that are going to be open our locations that are. <hes> was. It's called on board that there's a lack of primary care doctors. In Zip codes or areas. In urban suburban and rural areas where the doctor's offices are going to open. In the Walgreens, so this is. Part of migration in how medical care! At the primary level. is going to be offered in the United States where. You're going to have more and more. Retailers who are connected directly to medicine like walgreens and CVS, and then those who only indirectly or connected to medicine like Walmart. Getting involved in the delivery of medical care, the one of the six. Factors in each of these. Is What economists call price transparency where you will know. When you walk in the door what it's going to cost? For the care, you're likely to receive and gave an example about where walgreens. Kinda went off the tracks with this. Two years ago where? Walgreens was doing what CVS was doing with. Nursing a box facilities where they had the <hes> nurse practitioners. In the offices in the. In the pharmacies and CVS has stayed on that course will walgreens and a lot of places has sold off those facilities to. Dominant hospitals in an area. And the hospitals use it as a feeder tool to get more patient admissions to their hospitals, and as I, did in a story I did for television I looked at the pricing at. The facilities when they switch from being a Walgreens Ryan essentially nursing a box to a feeder for hospitals, and you no longer had the ability to just see a price list. You no longer had pricing anything. That was approachable anymore. Once those spaces flipped and became. With hospitals and so having. The involvement and the design from the ground up. where? Someone can come in, and they know what it's going to cost, and they know that someone's available to see seven days a week and longer than banker's hours. That's where we're headed with primary care, and it's one of the ways we can make a big difference in what health care costs moving forward and the outcomes for people. When they see someone early instead of delayed care at hospital emergency room, which is not where someone should be getting primary care any day of the week.
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
"All right mission accomplished. Officially gone in Walgreens, as you may or may not have heard and we're back in the fridge machine, and she actually has two of its in here. But no. What does it? Don't worry about it out of the parking lot. We're gonna we're gonna go back. And if you have time just pre for the fire truck situation because we don't know what's going on. There could be cabinetry or. Academy fired. Could be serious. It could be serious. Joking about it. They had the slate. Cashews fifty percent off. It's like half price. That's like those like seven dollars to cashiers. I got for like three. Three fifty. Oh, good. You buckled up. Hear that annoying noise. Again, Jason always muscles. That's actually gamertag. If you guys wanna follow. Always vocal. XXX all that. One of them's lower case. One of one of the. Man, you know, like, Shannon is not like recording or anything like the only job that she has focus on the road. And she's struggling tonight. I've never seen turn like this before. The second. Come on, man. Okay. Let's like Great Britain. All right. Okay. Let's take in the same way. I learned my lesson. Distracted driver the other night. Yeah. Do. Here. But. Texting? Text in per sheet. You should say. A child. The horrible turn. If we wasn't an all Kirsan hit nothing. Everybody would save. Yes. Sure. That's what you want us to know. Gotcha. That everybody was safe. Nobody was hurt except for Walker. He lost his life. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Shane and just turned the base fell off the big screen TV that she has. In the nineteen sixty one math black Queen. The first army base. You know, it was strange is that she has a propane heater in here. That's I mean, seriously the fumes, Shannon. Stranded drive. I mean, how can you have a medical practice with that kind of thing going on? Shit. It's second punchline is just don't worry about it. Shannon. How's your day going? Just don't worry about. Cover for when I'm crying, Shannon earlier. Her friends worry about her because she's always on the verge of tears, which he told her don't worry about her because she's knowledge. Sometimes she's. Joe dinners on this car. Do it. So we're back at the Clayton abode for eighty studios. Not quite close. Yeah. That's actually, very true. Jesus only preside knew that understands. What my would might. Company's name is it's like I keep explaining to people and they're like oh four hundred eighty. Yeah. I don't know what it means seven forty on standard definition, seven twenty s word starts. Didn't try definition Chiba? A close wouldn't wouldn't you want to name ten eighty? I would not standard here. I'm getting echo from this. No standard death is like what on. So for me. Like when I see like, you know, the just tape or standard death like it.
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
"Names Harris new line? Call the Quantico. It's very interesting. That's totally my jam people hostage. Gotta show this come Saturday. It's fun to show. No way. That's normally you got a card Austin, Texas sweet to have a car. Actually, you're speaking to photography right here. The same level as you. Yeah. Match nation. Not even. Photoshop yet. Nice real simple that I learned how to get levels levels. Just gone crazy. Hey, man. That's what it's all about. All right. What's your card? Coats in the car. I didn't catch that. Hey, I have the headphones on now we have the tag though. Yeah. Facebook. Happy. Chappie walls, happy walls. We'll check that out right on guitar. Yeah. Hey, this is funny on the street. So we are literally on break CNN's here with her her drinks. Drinking and we're just gonna go check out. Walgreens. I'm not the only one drinking beer, by the way. That's true. Yes. She high ground over here. I just in case anybody. All right. Let me go. I ground the podcast. This is getting paid. This is talking about she's been a team member here at Walgreens since twenty sixteen. See as chicken out right now. Well, does that do you have a phone number for the rewards idea? Do you do you ever go to CVS and enter your phone number? And then they're like you'll have words membership here. All the time. So maybe maybe just start doing social security numbers. Can you guys do phone numbers? So that way you don't get. Yeah. Yeah. Serious seriously. So what do you do Bethany when you're charming sweet customers at Walgreens? That's all it is..
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
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"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
"Not moving anymore. Everybody. You're kidding. Okay. So settle I think so what he'll thinks care. We go. No driving could call you. We only have a short amount of time for this break. So. Usually about like two or three minutes. But this actually might turn out to be the second half of the podcast. It's better than good hot. Hot takes tried to come up with. No, actually, we did have some. Take voting because it's time to. This time to shoot. And the other one was probably a little bit too close to my life. Yeah. What story about how a lioness killed her baby? Daddy, lying. Him. Telling you should just told hate Walgreens. That's a good idea eight this segment is actually brought to you by Walgreens. Yes. Need to actually called an prescription to that law greens today. I've probably don't wanna walk in there. I don't I have my. Yeah. Ingle might be the quick sue you're gonna wait in the car. No come in. This is hilly with the idea to. Not that there aren't as right now on paranoid about stuff. Aren't the only thing that you're on? And they. Today. How was that? You know, what the fuck was in a parking lot with two dogs Smith fighting at his ankles parking at him, and he's backing of chubby Chobyo white guy. Oh. Yeah. He was scared shit of these daunting. They were not scared that you're gonna eat it this lady this pulling out the parking lot start talking. Thrown away. Oh my God. That's a good story dudes. I'm telling you what. Where? All right guys who made Walgreens. Okay. So now, this is what's happened. Just whipped the reach the rates clean machine. Come out. Yeah. Most definitely did take a left turn out of the right lane. Belt thing she made us buckle up. Cream car? Look, no fire truck. Play by play of the streets of Lubbock. That's true. Wow. People die from the smoke. Just entered..
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
"Daniel he's gonna chain on not chain into camera strap God like audio recorder. It's like a little FOX is probably like four it's a rectangle in. It's like it's like four inches long two inches wide. Vans. He's got people. He's got on phone and the audio reader that he has has. There's a wire hanging off of the microphone often audio reader that has the Mike I'm talking to you. Yeah. They can hear me here. You can hear you. I'm just being quite no, he's he's describing the absolutely correctly. So like right now joke, so funny break, and it's actually jokes funny on the street. We're we're going. We're not in the studio right now, we're doing the podcast literally on the street in the wild in the wild. We feel. It's. We definitely feel warm. Yeah. We're getting in the car. Now, again, this might you get you get in the middle. And then just open the tour. Good. A nice guy, man, Shannon. You have a nice car with the screen. She didn't is whipping eight nine thousand nine hundred sixty nine coke swag van. Get up whatever it is. Matt black awesome breach. Queen on the. Think of leaving. Where am I going? I can get. Which direction? Sober. The navy? We're recording right now. We're not coming back. Cream cheese? Summit actually gave food to bat to Shannon Saban Nate fees. Kind. Just tell right back up in code west east west on thirty nine here. GPS this shit..
"walgreens" Discussed on Jokes So Funny
"Trip below below. Chris on air personality way shout out to Chris if you're listening to this. I don't know. But now, I wanna know him. No, he's been on the show district. We actually are going to have him back on here. Cool and maybe a couple months. People hit me up. Oh, hey, can I be on the show? Just like oh shit. Oh, well, actually, it becomes the list. You know, people hit you up then it's like here in six weeks. Chris it you open to be on the show. A while. He when you talked but hit him out. He didn't hit me. That's how cool. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty cool guy bucket you talking about. Diaz. Mason lose. Okay. Okay. All right. Speaking of cool people we got Jason the house the coolest for the introduction. You got some. You're leaving Lubbock man gone. One of the few people that have made it out. Really? Kohl? Yeah. Lost dude. It is we all crashed on airplane a couple years ago. And now we're here. That vault thing that they discovered in season for you know, they never went back to did they go back to I remember that clock and phone because his clock and ended new will. So where are you escaping to tell everybody I'm leaving. I'm going around the world. Be serious. Denver colorado. That's right. Yeah. From there. Yeah. Right. But you know, as much as I thought you would about it like you need to really get to know colefax like just just really just hanging out. That's where all the good people. Are it's pretty awesome wholesome Jimmy on the west side. Casa Bonita in the middle downtown east high school where I went and on the east side like the whole medical complex, it spans the gamut, and then everything in between including drugs and hookers. Where's this place? Whole fact just street. Denver Colorado lake what what's the other good street? Federal. But. Ministry in the world. Yeah. But could on X two. It's been cleaned up. I've always wondered, you know, this is why Shannon seems like she has a little bit of life experience. Yeah. I was gonna say she might have some hood in her. Yeah. I have I do have some hooded me. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I said that she had street cred. And. Kindle says I have street credits on my if I if I cried and cried. Jason also says that kindle has street cred street cred. I said that. Yeah. No. You told me like kindle, definitely street cred. That you told me me given out street cred is like. Ray Charles given up vision. Me given out streak. Chris value of credit, though, no street credit means that you've you've lived. I know. But this is what's happening because I'm negro. That I can just hand the shit out. Joke on me. Actually comes from verty. And to be fair. I've never really suffered in that way. But. Here gas at my high school, okay? I can't give out a little bit. If you around if you're around enough of the hood, I can't really give it out. But I can just be like, oh you deserve. It. Recognize it. Yeah. Deserve. So you're going to Denver dip blubbing again. My fourth time. Just keep coming. Should we start painting dibs on how long it'll be before? You're back. Yeah. Did you do that? Yeah. Let's say if you're listening to this podcast, and you can go going liking going common. So let me how long you think it is until I'm back in shit. Texas. It's and if you right will gonna happen now. It's okay shirts. Not you Jason. I mean, you can get a shirt to if you want go comment right now. And let us know how many smashed that fucking shirts for you. This is what I want is a very I want you to give me an exact day time. I want specifics. Jason's going to be shower when you like predict when the baby is going to be like that for. Listeners really. In line. And you're like, you know, what I'm gonna fucking guests. How much this is gonna come out to exactly and you're like thirty to forty six. It's like always thirty three forty three and you're like shit. That was pretty close. True. That was close. It was a hypothetical. I could've said I said thirty to forty six it's thirty to forty six. Water. Okay. Stupid. All right. Well. This is like the fifth time. I've tried this ever. You ever thought about starting cast when I was trying to get this podcast off the ground..
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"Because I don't have all. Very little just two years old Lerman would begin to slide at a long silences would be diagnosed cystic just a year later while his autism made it difficult for him to communicate in typical manner. His ability would help him express what he was thinking. But the age of ten he began drawing charcoal portraits of friends and people like this better if you can watch. Yeah. But we're on a podcast. Eighteen Lincoln description because if you can't see the pictures, it's like I just need to like come back. And you know, that was a callback. We set up. So people need this works. Listen to podcasts where you just hear the audio. Like, they did like an America's got talent. We just got to be a little bit descriptive. Yeah. No, we could just pause it and talk about it because this is sort of retarded kid that was like drawing charcoal burners for you know, on he was retarded. Yeah. John. Yeah. Call me John from John Lewis can't make today. Oh, please. I'm sorry, man. Who are you kindle? I've say goodbye to him so many times now where it's like now. It's just like all right. I said fucking goodbye. Okay. You're out of my oh, dude. I had a situation. Like that. Chris Mason, I was driving down nineteenth in university. And okay. So how Lubbock works listeners is. From nineteen to thirty four is a mile and fifteen blogs, obviously from thirty fourth to fiftieth mile fifty at the eighty second mile and then from university to Indiana's mile from Indiana to Quakers. All right. We got. Okay. I got it figured out. Mile long. Gel. No those sections on the tax tests where like you had to like convince the senate's failed those anyway, so. Chris Mason, see each other nineteenth in university. And you know, when you see somebody in Longtime a long time. actually initially. I saw him. Yeah. And I was like fuck I own money. Just going to not make eye contact Dr passive, maybe we won't. Intermingle? Right, right. He saw me. And he joked, I I like every MIR he was speeding up. And I was like, okay. We're gonna say what's up to each other? It was either that or he's going to beat my asset twenty bucks. And twenty dollars. Dude. You don't know what he needs. Because ask for two dollar Bill. Okay. For bill. It's all about the money. Those are hard to find true novelty anyway, strip club. Because dollar isn't enough in five dollars too much. Also, they don't make really hard to two dollar Bill. You only get one. Where's this going? Long way. That's the point. We meet at like nineteen university. And the awkward car moment that you have with somebody at a red light lasted three miles four miles from university to slide and then from side to fiftieth we were just driving next to each other. And he was looking at most how many times can fucking wave at this early would have turned off and like gone a different way. That's. Okay. What teen terrorists? I went. Fancy but I wanted to go. Yeah. I was fancy how I wandered off from the group by myself to try to go see Notre Dame cathedral by myself. And then got lost on the Paris of ways. I don't know what they're called pears train because a creeper started following me. And so, and I speak French, but he was super coupe tastic. But I was so creeped out by the dude that situation that I just hopped off the train like so that he would have to keep going, and you're putting yourself I know, but I live to tell the story. So clearly it worked out. Okay for me. But if I wasn't a car in safe, I would've liked locked the doors and just gone a different way. Turn your Musica. Yeah. Yeah. That went on way too long. I'm gonna say your story kind of is like mine except for you just like did what you're supposed to do when you're being followed by strange. Ours is like this rare moment way too long at the red light. Way too long because you ended up like you didn't have to drive side-by-side. Why don't you just like I'm going to take you blocks? Detour really awkward. It's not I wasn't endanger its to take a detour when you're in danger. But it's like, I'm not about the. My wages that don't have the I call them. This is like are you going to my house? It's like twenty dollars..
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"On my knees. Your knee. It's weird, Alex. Your needs to be because I like I like proportion spend a lot of your time on your knees. Kindle manning would be nice. On your knees. Yeah. I eat a lot. Being what praying he's? Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. Eat a lot of prayers. Eat a lot of time. I I pray. pray. Shit. Okay. So nothing prayerful to praise. Let me tell you Madonna song. I will say this one time I came to kindle troubles. And he said the most poignant in like, deep spiritual prayer over me yet oil to that. He put on my forehead. Holy shit. What were you tripping? Keep for this. Now. They stuff. It's okay. It was something. Thanks giving. Yeah. Actually, you know, I was talking to him about how my dad just never call me. Then I had someone text me tell me, it is this isn't real it. Prostate self exam awareness day thing. Because that would be very difficult self exam poppers, right? Yeah. Timely. Yeah. Now, I I think I put all my plugs in in the last podcast for flu shots and rest cancer awareness month. Do it everyone. You don't know which one they're going to get into. Okay. Get your flu shots. Shots shots for days. Yeah. Yeah. If you. If you are somebody who smokes than your lungs are not going to handle the flu as well. Mike down. So if you do get the flu, it'll probably be way worse for you. Really? Okay. Cool. But what if I don't want autism? I can't even justify that response. Because it's so stupid. So that people say that unfair. How do you like? Autists ticket would have happened by now Mike goals. Like, maybe you might be special can. Autism shot. It might be. I'll give you savant. That how how right in the back. So you hit that. Nice. Like, Sara bellum back there pal. I wanna see geometric shapes all All the. the time. Able to just tell you how many feet this room is right now what this twelve by eight space that we're living in and then beat box on washers and dryers, really, well, pay courses. These are real savant. There's one who can sculpt things in the dark seems so YouTube top in savant. People are looking at Mike Jordan Dunxin shit. They're wasting autism. No. We got. These are like maybe more like the Asper on the spectrum autism, like a huge range of things you might be a little autistic might be on the spectrum. Doug, jimmy. Hope now. All right. We're going to watch this. Okay. Tubes. Top tint savant because I mentioned that is a great. I watched it. I was working wi- care. And I was in the running all these kids, and I was head naptime. I don't think so fifth and sixth graders. They take naps. So we they were so sue, but they just talked to the whole shit was like quiet time. Okay. Yeah. It was supposed to be quiet. And they just one thing they didn't wanna do during quiet time for ever throughout the whole day pretty much. There's a room full of twenty kids and a sound wave will be getting made out of their mouth, always twenty four hours straight. Yeah. That's true. That is true. That's that's the only real thing. That's been recently. Except for this. Who thing if you guys want to me with the Bill slugger? I'm an word. I don't think that's gonna end up the way you want it to man you law of traction. If I if I think it. Central is the condition that person dentistry. Jeez that are greatly in excess to that of which would be considered normal. People would Safak central may have neuro developmental disorders. Notably autism spectrum disorders spectrum for this installment County Down ten extraordinary Cevantes that are capable of mind blowing things number Rainman number one Rainman not a real savant. You know, the top ten are like people from movies. It's like, you know, Willie Wonka. Holy shit realize. Just makes luck in love chocolate. Anyway, sorry, I hadn't hawker river out of it. Okay. Chocolate earlier. I think is still have something. You just got me remind my chocolate. Allison wonderland. Yeah. Right. Top ten in share to the Angelo who my Dangelo. Oh, I don't know. She's the one who did not know her. She did the. She did the dome dum dum dot com. Loss mytalk daughter dome. Dome. Get low get. Window. To to drop them. Yeah..
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"South part, Mr. lemming. Why? No that and I know nothing else about. No, a friend of mine college used to watch that one. This conversation. He's the gerbil inside the guys rectum. Yeah. They do an entire south park episode on his journey in there. It is wonderful. Osmosis Jones for gay experimental or just experimental experience. That's a classic. There's a couple I don't watch south park anymore. But there are few solid episodes that every once in a while, you just gotta rewatch them. Yeah. Pulling up your show notes take. Okay. I okay. So wait, did we we introduce everybody? Well, actually. It's still Smith Rodriguez. So here on Mike number two. What is good Smith Rodriguez in the house, and hey, how're you doing? I'm I hope you having good day or night. Yeah. Whenever you're listening. Yeah. Yeah. When do you? Thank you for your at least the damn podcast. Right now. They never get released. Will. Listen when Oprah's president in yeller here in this. Yeah. One of my talking to start handing out shit to everybody. You get a vote you get a vote. Yeah. Right. It's like what you wanna Ferrari. Okay. You get a for just start chanting out shit gives people like what happens if over becomes president. Everybody gets a free trip to see world every year. Title. I want that to except for I needed I needed to be animatronic whale. Because I've seen Blackfish I have like fish. Wow. You guys movie thirteen years slave of SeaWorld, essentially. It shows an orca crying Bush's swimming, separated her baby I don't ever want. Ciro? They actually made a deal where all the orcas that. They have die off. They are going to no longer keep them captive, and then eighty years stay forever. Yeah. Right soak up those dollars by that time, they'll have a fake one. Amateur. A holography and the and the like make it look real. And they'll be able to do stuff with the water. So that splashes out in the hall. They they don't even need to mess with metal and shit. Yeah. You're absolutely right. Universal studios. Type share like the two concerts that happen. Yeah. Well, that's cool because then they'll be able to display wills from the pet. They have like a wheel to pocket will biggie book. Yeah. I wanna Meguid on. I know it's not a whale. But. Meguid? Well, they had a movie on the Don in. It didn't go very well. It was called the Meg just like should have been about memory. Everybody was like dishes make. To make Donna see if somebody's name on Instagram. Did by notes come up. My they did that's happens when I'm not prepared. So is give some medical advice. Not really I was going to say if any of you guys want some free medical advice for me that God. I quit smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Because you're going to die. Okay. What else you buddy? So like I had this toenail that like. It's like I have to toenails in my pinky toe. Now that thing. You may have cancer or an infectious disease, and you're probably gonna die. You should see your real doctor. This.
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"Tuna show. Deadliest catch you. The title of the Discovery Channel show. There's like the deadliest roads truckers. Dirt road chuckers watch. Alaskan natives oh shit. Live or maybe it's closer to the Arctic. That's what it is. Y eskimos just like sustain they self-sustained sustained. She told me a story. She was like this one guy killed an elk. And he was like looked at the camera and said, I gotta have a lot of fat in my diet. So he gave out the eyeballs and set them on a plate. And then he pulled out whatever's behind the eyeballs and chewed on it. Yeah. That's yeah. In my opinion. But if they survive on that, and they can do it themselves. I would I would die. Yeah. Shannon. Love shows. Like me too. I feel like if I. I feel like if I did that'd be great. Do. I love you guys. Why don't you just tell me? In the gym in the Reader's Digest like all those jokes that you find in the back of Reader's Digest. She them. Could you give me an example of some of them Daniel? Okay. Sometimes they have to do with golf, but. I can't remember the last time I read this. But I love on ice wear. Yeah. You're right. If I had one memorize then I just. Sharpest attack, but freaking no. Okay. Right. You told me I loved. Okay, cool. I get Shannon channel ten gallon has what are those addition has a subscription to highlights magazine. What is that your your prescription mandatory prescrip- subscription? You know, what I'm talking about prescription prescription. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I don't actually that is now I'm curious. Magazine for children the one that was in every single doctor's office. I thought that I came with a doctor's, oh, I'm an old person. Dr shannon. La grandkids, those pamphlets. Dell's has billboards with that shit shit is back. That's crazy syphilis is back the billboard right next to the one that says, stop texting and driving. God is watching whatever. They do they'll be like they'll be like gods in your heart. Damn. I was looking for McDonald side. I'm hungry right now, you're gonna make me think about this on the road ever seen the anti weed billboards in Colorado. Yeah. Put it out. Don't smoke, and it's like. True, especially. There are anti weed. Advertisements in Colorado. But then it's like mixed messaging because you definitely get the pro we'd wants to hundred percent. But it's like this medicines. Great that makes that makes great sense like wherever you're going to catch the hardest opposition right next to where you catch the most active not opposition. I don't know the opposite of that word. But like I'm trying to think of an example, like westboro Bab like westboro Baptist church is now what is called the one like goes around protesting everything. Yeah. Outside abortion clinic do. There's gay people or that there's anything that's going on. That's Even even kind of suedes. suedes. Fest in Washington state like couple years ago, and they're like stand up their God hates Fags. It's like, dude. I just wanna smoke weed like I don't care. You're going to jail did this joint. Make me gay. I don't think I don't think it does. I don't it's that kind of weed. I did I got a bag of that one time, but sold that should I learned after I learned after I hit two pipes one night. That wasn't for me. I need to know. We'd. Having the pipe in your mouth is like the gas part. Well, no, it's the second. It's you smoke the weed in your right? Does that gate? And then. On the bond drugs that maybe do make you think you're gay right. Like, I don't. Shrooms poppers because it like relaxes their butts. How what I was thinking. Okay. It's like ether, whatever, they'll smell it. And. But like straddle have like Chris by doing that. If you have to snort, and I love gay people. But if I felt like I. Claiming this claim or I feel like if I had to Schwarte gasoline to have sex, and maybe I'm not having the right kind of sex for me. Yeah. I. Yep. I can't I love having sex with you. I do. Of course, just run me. Seven eleven totally like numb all the money. There. Like, ow. I just know approval. I'll prove it by gerbil..