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"van helsing" Discussed on How Did This Get Made?
"One of those things should have worked out, and they didn't end. It was once I agree. Still haven't finished with water. Those. I love monster stuff. And I think if you have two and a half hours, go volunteer or. Good work. Seth no, don't watch it. And even summer's on the street kick him in the fucking shit. Tell. Oh hundred sixty five million dollars fucking dick like, that's that's so much money. Raise. How do you think as a filmmaker how much of that was in the hats? Has eight forty forty two forty three. Good don't hurt Steven summers physically but emotionally berate head. I like I said I saw this after watching hereditary, and it was a real nice pallet. Cleanser for me. So I watched it was a Jonty two hours. Get light to me. Made me like not think of the images that I just seen in where I went to as a parrot. So. But now thinking back on it. I don't have that kind of. Yeah. I would say if you watched toretta Terry throw this. This group one rule, and that's a chaser to the film hereditary. Which is a weird reason to spend a hundred sixty five million dollars to be a chaser for movie come out for fourteen or fifteen years good with about four their time. I would love to somehow we triggered because of our fans watching this movie if we triggered some sort of sequel. I mean, they are this dark universe like once or twice close it down. And it's like no one is interested in seeing. Nobody can ask movie monce notes. Nobody can be scary. Yeah. Make it. And. Always make it kind of like this on Salah because they're dumb ideas. It's because hey. Hey tonight from the nineteen forty. What are the odds? That's gonna hold up there. It's like Frankenstein's fucking three hundred years. Really? You know, what's scary the internet? Yes. That's scary. You know, it's nuts. Scary. A mummy. Kid to wolf me getting home tonight. And being like, oh, great. There's a mummy. If you get killed by a mummy. You would appreciate what it'd be like. All right, even summers. This cost me four thousand dollars. Kinds. The odds though, like it's like a three thousand year old idea. What are the odds that's gonna hold up movies from nineteen Eighty-three? Don't hold up. Oh, yeah. This is from BC. I will just give a big thanks to does all of our research, April Halley, who pose all these amazing amazing. Great clips. And. Everybody. Now, go. But I wanna like talk about the problems. I want to talk about an issue. I can I say also you look. I'm and I'm Charles, and this is the problem with child. The problem with Charles Casey each week. We'll bring us a problem. They're having in their life. What we unpack it reflect on it. And generally talk shit. I season we'll be helping solve the problems of guests like leandersson. I wanted retribution because I'm from a big family. So you have to the person don't you don't you have to get back people? Sometimes Jessica Williams, I'm gonna laugh at your now that I'm gonna cry when When I leave. I. And Chelsea Peretti comedy. I actually didn't know it goes in and out. It's really really effortlessly funny. Listen to the problem with Charles and Casey starting Monday, April. I only on your will..
"van helsing" Discussed on How Did This Get Made?
"One group of characters with and then. Some sort of person who's four their light. Teaches the cold Bubis. There. Oh shit. It looks like stormclouds come in. That would be a six minute bed. Movie. Oh my gosh. Maybe I wonder. Ends a by this movie. Now, don't rent it. I just buy it. You won't regret. It. Oh. Fetish to find out like on a Tinder date. Wanna go to Seattle? Why do you want me to hold this big long? Metal. Why do you have a kite with a set of keys? Puts shirt shopping carts back in the grocery store. Raiding me. This. Final one setting those. Final ones by Gary Licken Waller. And and it it goes like this. Sign from God. Oh, he's this little us all things for my good. This movie gives me hope in the afterlife. I get a wife. Takeaway, God is so good kingdom. Come. Thank you to everyone involved in making this movie your God, send Amen. Talking basically saying what he dies there will be pretty women that came back in Saul. Evan waiting for him. Ask you this question. Does that work? I don't know. That's the worst thing I've ever. Oh, they're so sad. These. I couldn't find love when I would wash road healthy thought to. Themselves aren't gonna die at five love. Hey, when I die then happen for this movie. It turns validating their existence. Will be held. That's like fucked us wiping swiping on the app and then being like, oh, I don't need to do this. When I. Cape in sales going to fund. That is that the takeaway from the movie the takeaway from the movie is. Oh, yeah. Like like. Oh, good. They're good people. Good beautiful people have like I mean, that's not really the takeaway because when they're dead like, she's still fucking brother. Yeah. Also, also enjoy the movie into that final scene. Yeah. The whole time. He's like I'm still going to die alone. And the like never get married. That guy you could describe his religion as van hilson. His the whole van Helsing Hedwig. He dies would he thinks will happen based on van? Yes. I studied the book. Exactly, stephen. Ben, they'll say the all, of course, as I am the New Testament is the movie. Are women who've been on a date where they're like have been told? Oh, well, you know, I believe that like what awaits me van Helsing style. Right. Host more than love. Bake sale style. Now, hold this lightning round. This movie, of course, was written and directed by Steven summers. Well, it's all his fault. Oh. So what else simply what do you think the movie came out in two thousand four what do you think the budget for this movie was forty five million dollars eight five million twenty million dollars like around eighty okay? One hundred and sixty million. Person one hundred and sixty million dollars. Can I ask why everything was? Why? A lot that much money to make this in two thousand and four because I think how many mummy movies had been made this planet the mummies on towards. They thought they were on the precipice of a new thing the opening weekend was fifty one million. Oh, twenty million domestically. Three hundred million worldwide. He came in sixteenth place of all the movies in twenty fourteen. Wait, I'm actually shocked sequel..
"van helsing" Discussed on How Did This Get Made?
"So stay like indoors or underground at night and live your lives in the day. They just want to shoot the whole movie at night. Yeah. They were like around. Around. To expect. What if we just put wells throughout? Side one way to a well every time a real risky attack. Like, why would you even? Yeah. It's dumb. Well, hopefully, there's enough cloud coverage attack at night. Transylvania are totally ill prepared for this thing that happened. All the time. Have wooden stay. Pacific rim like they have like an infrastructure where it's empires coming kid in your vampire, cages like. Like. All these shooting. Regular town was stupid. They had a box of carrots out in the middle of winter. Good snow covered carrots put that shit inside man. Focused idiots. We'll eat these idiots. Miss them. Yes. You're. Mm Christie going back to the scroll. They the Granddad started. This whole thing sent it to Rome to the game. You know, so much about this movie that I don't. I don't. Ersan foreign. Scroll. Where is this thing? The scroll was the thing that's in the map, and he the animated paint, basically sent them on this quest to be like, well, we have an until we kill him. But the he had the quiche the dole this whole time. Are you Stephen Sahar? I didn't know. By the way, that I go fringe. So this is oh actual history. To you in class is history. Well, what his grandfather with no. Priest father. She's saying that the grandfather was in that study all the time with stare at the map sent bother. So it hold on. Did we ever see this person in the Phil? Yes. Yeah. It's the guy who vowed like we weren't die like to have until van Helsing. It's killed and he then all his lineage died like going to heaven, but he like gave this of the dole to the vet skin and like did it. But he was like I can't kill my own children was something they say, but I'll have then Helsing murder them because he murders. For anybody. Helsing some Berta progeny bird that has turn this map into a door. Who cares? This should have been like the test screening for van Helsing all of us like magic. Wow, we really fucked up grant. I don't I don't remember this character. All right, sir. Your name your question. You have a lot of notes. Let's see just if you I'm Josh. And my thought was so we have the the beluga orcs because that's what they are. So she goes through people. Can you explain them to us there were these terrifying? Creature minions other like bad. They're not funny minions. These is don't like bananas. Exactly. Can sail? She's there to go. Save her brother, and they kind of chirp embark to each other. And she goes, oh, yeah. They're taking my brother to some experiment. Like, how does she know what their languages like speaks minion? The acrobatic also know where everyone else is at all times. How did they find Frankenstein? How do they find each other? Like meet some help. Miles away. The movie there's three sound stages. So they just looked around at the next. There was a point when they go to the ice castle that they're whoever the greets eager says they rebuilt the liberal rotary. And it was the exact same set as the previous. Bill for years. So Universal Studios in LA had this haunted mansion and the haunted mansion is that laboratory that I never realized was it now. I. Ain't yes. When you further off anything on that was like they were like this is like so you'd walk through this haunted mansion it was van Helsing haunted there and now walking yet it's Walking Dead now. But it wasn't warned that I wish. Tata scenes where the budget ran out when they doubled the laboratory. And then when they had that Shrek monster jecklin, high just like the root off cartoon like it was like Canadian TV. Yes, I'm Canadian. No, I agree..
"van helsing" Discussed on How Did This Get Made?
"Why he didn't think that it's like he's like, I'm vampire hunter? I don't know my pass, here's his family vampire hunters. I should probably fuck the girl. I would be like as a jets were related. This. Probably the family. I don't know about a fucker later. That's crazy. Right. Fucking van Helsing bad health. Is two and a half hours. So long this it should they had an end it was ending. Starting to make it a ninety minute movie. He's hubris. How dare you fly? So close to not the sun, the mummy, the mummy come out. Let's see. I wonder like. Yeah. Yes. This on the back of the mummy. Yeah. Who knew Brendan Fraser was the thing that was making that shit work. None till he's gone. You're like, wow. Really? Fake that brought it all the gather totally. Oh, gosh. I would've loved it. If they'd linked these movies up if Brenac frame Q Jack minute arrived in a movie together. That crossover other that Indy moves place. Really? Monster gods. Wait, no, gods of Egypt. Great movie, just kidding. But that is this is like a movie like that. It's a movie where it's like. Then everything happens like, not just one thing. It's it's just nonstop. I wrote at like, I think it was like a half hour Mark that it feels like everyone involved in this movie was hitting the head with a brick. About that time can everyone fly like. Understand why everyone can. Flies. So I'm just realizing we're talking to it's like, so. All right. So. Frankenstein was in Transylvania. But then Dracula was in an ice world that opening knows where no sense, right? That makes again, why fuck up the one thing that we know. Where's Dracula Transylvania no ice world that Amir fucker? Where he is. Nice world like that's nothing about van. But nothing about dragging eat needs to be. And then everything fucking castle was nice. Like, here's the thing in ice. Let's put Frankenstein in ice cube. That was so silly looking. Little head helping. So sad the whole tie-break inside. He's the only person that understands the move. Yeah. At the get me out. Boarded away in the end, right? Gyp awaiting this. Futile. And then he was sort of like. Here's why I don't understand why anyone uses horse carriages pedal boards, and the horses jumping this movie or those horses supernatural Transylvanian horses. Those take her Hort says over broken bridge, the regular what's up in that scene. Meanwhile, Frankenstein still afraid of fire. The fire out. But didn't seem like he knew that he was afraid of fire until he saw that moment. Right. Well, he'd also been around for a while. And the windmill was on fire. His strength made. No sense. What his role in the movie like how did he he would? He was he was the missing. Agreed. He was the battery put the lightning through to charge. The execs which is just out. Oils. Frankenstein's tech babies just blow up on their pop after? They could recreate the every animation of Frankenstein. But without his literal body and his body with dies the science. Creatures that were like baby beings. Beans that were running around palooza things those. Yeah, kill. Don't like watching as drac. Remember when the first of the bride's dies and Dracula it's the upside down griefs, I'm seeing. Wasn't how come she wasn't immortal. And everybody's got her in the heart with a thing with fewer hung. Dipped is is is crossbow in holy water zapped with that she dies. They're all like, oh, no dies. But they take time to really show her pain. Shit. Right. Register then she will this shit, right? Here is straight..
"van helsing" Discussed on How Did This Get Made?
"They called it the bad ass and these on line cranking, eight minutes because they desire. Because the bag Jim Barney looking kind pollen Joe Jones Jason getting laid. We pay the fortune movies while they make in the great his a real question for you. How to get back? We are live here at the corner theatre our LA home. And we are so excited to talk to you about a movie an important film. Historical buy-up, if you will about a man a man who Feith's everything. And he does it all wearing a pretty fucking cool hat. The movie is van Helsing tonight. Joining me to talk about the show or the movie, I should say is Michael J. Samantha okay. Okay. Jerk. Welcome. Jason how this movie oh boy. Quick question. Yeah. Are we fighting with you Jackman? Are we trying to start a fight with you, Jack when we just did swordfish? Yes. And now we're doing van Helsing r we provoking, Hugh Jackman. We are trying to see if this guy will come out and fight us on stage, by the way, Hugh, Jackman you coward. Komen fight us on stage here or go. I think it's great to do Hugh Jackman movies because we love Hugh Jackman. Now, you gotta see where you came from like, you can have shore wis couple of big Wests, and then hung back big. This one was a street. You've this was. That was too long. Good. Slow. One point was like, oh, I must be this must be the last fight. Our? That cannot be right. I as soon as I saw the run time was two hours. Eleven minutes is like, ooh. Twenty five minutes to be. Yeah. We need to rule. We can't do terrible movies that are overdue. Our this is like I we got to put a stop. It really I know it's taking a toll on on all of last forty minutes or depressing. He really it starts to eat away. At you. Like, I'm still watching this. I would say the going on the most redemptive quality to this film was that it was available on Netflix. Like, I was like well all right to pay for it. Because. That's worth it up. I would rather pay for or I would rather pay for a shorter. This movie was terrible. I unconsciously my double header I was on an airplane last Sunday when I watched this was hereditary and van Helsing. Back. Here was a rough flight. Not a good. Life for me. Both of them. So sexy. Of them with with where wolves. There's a well. Right. Not that. I just we'll talk about. We'll talk about it. And we have such an amazing panel. You know, our first guest from the hit comedy central show, another period. And from the group Garfunkel notes, please welcome Ricky Leno. Or just you know from the thrilling adventure hour. He is an amazing writer, and as a brand new comic book graphic novel coming out called, heck's wives. It's coming on Halloween. Please look, Ben blacker. Or Mets just stuck around from the first show. Please look on Seth Rogan. This movie too. I did I saw to shit in the book and theater Email. I feel like this movie owes me something pleasurable at. So I would like to talk about. I also saw this movie in the theater and did not remember anything about it that it was bad. But not in what way was bad. I watched it today. They don't know what happened. How? Within the first twenty minutes. I started three times. To make sure I was watching the right move. Is it possible? I'm watching the wrong. No, you were watching the where wolf vampires. The right movie. And I was like, oh, no, it's it's a weird movie because it has all the makings of something. That should be good. How what are those? To me like this is a maybe a prequel to the dark universe. We love the dark universe. It's such a great start. No, it's such a it's like the movie, it's so It's Hugh Jackman as van Helsing who is this JAMES BOND. Ian, like vampire hunter has a who's -i Tross, Bo so stupid..
"van helsing" Discussed on We Hate Movies
"So impairs we should mention also now we cut to caller. Oh, that's pretty cool. Does the short year six months later, whatever it is. All of a sudden the world found caller was masturbating in a bathtub. I think what happened is color was born color was invented in France. And it hadn't gotten to Transylvania mania whatever yet, right. But by the time, Hugh Jackman brings them brings with them. Everyone Everyone sees sees the fuck. the fuck. Who the hell is this guy, and why is everything in colored out, something's not going well. That's what you missed from the prologue that wonderful prologue is Jeff Daniels painting the outside of the windmill. As we're like running through the hang Jeff Daniels in that movie Gets easy should've as as a source. a source. They're acting like he's Frankenstein monster. Yeah, they put them in jail, which is where you belong. I haven't seen that movie. Very good people telling me that that's a good movie. I'm sorry. So you were running through Paris who's chasing Mr Hyde and it's a weird like you see his boots I and he stumbles across like a huge sea guard just like standing in the street and like the first shot of Hugh Jackson's facing this movie's him like smelling a disgusting Parisians sidewalk used za guards are wet and grows. Where did he get Mr Hyde role in these or what? Now those have to be custom made to be for his big, huge monster hands. I think they are. And I can tell you because I did a stupid thing last night, monster blown. I watched. Stupid about that friend, the the matrix, esque animated prologue to this. Talking about the matrix. You're talking about the enemy Trix for van Helsing yet. I didn't know this existing remembering London assignment. It's all about van Helsing with Dr. Dr. Jekyll mister mister Hyde. Mr High didn't go to medical school. Okay. And dropped out one year to my residents, the numerous things. There's quite a lot there that's garbage. But number one post David Wenham has to cross dress in and it's quite the big joke. That's fun. Is it everyone's doing their voices? Yeah, he Jacko Jackman does his voice that's fucking contractual stipulation. If you ever saw one, what is the run time? Thirty two minutes. Wow, that's a bit much tack that onto this. It is better on the whole than this. So that's a two hours and forty three minutes. Yeah, got three hours in the van Helsing verse. He fights invites we see van Helsing obviously, if you Jackman looks like shit, he looks like a fucking tired scarecrow in his movie. He's the dumb jacket in this way. Mike, got the week just vampire hunter, d. I think it's right. Right. Saw some of that at New York comic comes on the subway, healthy on the subway..
"van helsing" Discussed on Blank Check with Griffin & David
"Like, what else do they do? This does everything you're not like buckle your seatbelt like she's slamming people's like feet with the car. That's like all really funny. Agro asshole behavior and also constantly coming around with the drink card, which I like their listing as the same level of your tation. Getting physically attacked is as bad as having someone come by offer soda airlines. It is the perfect example of what Tartas keys which is like, why don't we just load it with funny, funny, jokes, weird, visual jokes, just like every frame we'll just be chaos. It'll be like all this fun stuff happening. The being is so landing die bomb into the waters. Funny, it's all funny and she's still got the drink, Kirk, it's fucking. Good, and then they land in the Bermuda triangle, which is where ships starts and you realize it's Eric van housing. Great granddaughter of Abraham, van Helsing, the lineage of these monster because there's this prologue greasy. The van Helsing like over and over again, trying to Wylie Coyote bid of him constantly being this close to killing Dracula and getting injured himself. And she now has created this cruise ship for monsters. Try get them all on there so that her grandfather was still alive is now a steam punk cyborg man. Yes, that's also funny. Yes, right. He's a weird robot and it takes forever for the steam thing to move three his insane. He's a lot. Neared ideas. Because the way they want to sample think think on a second vacation, they do dismiss that almost like now acknowledge the joke in there with it, right. But they do like the notion is the macguffin of the movie is that the only way to kill a monster is to unleash whatever killed everyone in Atlanta's because apparently Atlanta's was a city of monsters. I guess it's the crack in is the only monster that can kill other monster Nilsson's idea guess is right. Like in Atlantis. How. That's who goes there. If no one is aware of Atlantis, none of it makes sense because that's the thing I kept wondering. It's like I know that this particular cruise yet was like a magnet for the monsters. Yeah, but the way its run feels like it happens all the time and Erica alludes to growing up on the boat. Yeah. So. Like monsters what's going on here to the fish know about it. There's fish with legs, which is another insane, gag, you only. Shit, right, right. It's a classic animation thing. They're not three dimensional voiced by the same and they're like butlers and stewards and all this stuff in the best bit with them is that they have the kids club which which Wayne his wife cannot comprehend the idea that people take their kids off of their hands. Right. And give them free time currently. Yeah. And in these Fisher just constantly being attacked by these wolf pups. That's funny. Yeah, that's a funny sequence when they're like explained the concept of day care. Yeah. Which like. Five star hotel, the original hotel care. Here's another thing before. Sorry. I mean if it can you write a yelp review? I'm just noticing flaws pieces. The other day about these movies and you were saying what a good businessman. He is. Into it in terms of that, he made it financially when you're like, wait a second. Wait a second. What is the business model? Right? Who's paying doesn't he just own the castle anyway. He's a hotel while being a single father, but also the business, maybe isn't that sound? But it is kind of like every room has to be tailored to the specific monsters fish, right? Yeah, because you have to pay the Samis or is it has love I love from. back from the dead three lack samba. It does the fish or sort of the replacement right with his three also opens with a wedding. Does for fish way. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, the the plot is the erica's supposed to kill Dracula, but Abraham wants it to happen with the crack and Erica also a hundred percent looks like Popeye care..
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Might be biting into a soda i don't know what's happening get a beaver to threaten arch crush i don't hate i hate to be a fuck in men's rights activists no you don't know i hate to be that guy i'm not that guy used to be in your mice base quote my dream is to be but that was not that sort of a non story when that when that was sent to me as a fucking story for today i thought we were going to watch a reporter sexually assaulted on live television me to that was a big deal for us i thought it was a whole real blue balls yeah it's like when when you're watching like a movie as a kid on cinemax and it says nudity and then you just see side boob i mean look is it sexual yes he should technically if she wanted to press charges technically if she wanted to press charges she should be able to yeah but the judge should be like actual yeah yeah i mean look like we were said technically speaking oh sure that was not sexual now do you want to press charges yeah he's dead all right gay retarded person hey come do so that's so then it's cool if someone did that to your chick you definitely have a problem with that if it was celebrate tori real on my sexually assaulted this all that i'm like all right i'm leaving you know what i'm saying i'm not doing this any more your fucking drama queen no if someone did that to my chick i'd have a problem with it meaning like i'd be like hey i have to break up with you you're go with him it's very i know you why wasn't your face covered still do i love talking to you don't want to touch you i love you soiled no i'm with you like it's not okay you shouldn't do that but to say like here's video of a woman being sexually assault it does seem like i was expecting a little bit more cheek wanted you to fight about that where the guy you'd be like she wants to see me get into a fight i mean that happened in front of me i oh yeah fight the news and she's caster i'll get she's a or i guess so say it's a very context yes you're right you're right on tv newscasts are here's a difference i forgot his crab my chicken kiss her on the team that she didn't no stranger to the weird thing like that i would say something for pay him yeah what are you doing the other one even the first one the older one not the first one we showed but the older one that we had shown not this and the other one that looked a little more sexual salty the gay guy like the way he came in the way like scared yet this one was like almost kind of like a quick peck becker really late as big old gay lips on her yeah i don't know there's something about that other times segue stay big old gala big old gay pussy live guy tries rian gomez all my god what it's my familiar i haven't oh there's the one where you can saying oh this same the same no she doesn't let him do it and she freaks or the gay yeah yeah make fun of again i got i got a p p p p p i turn to poop maria gomez okay but there was one where like a chick like stops ago and then tells them off and they were playing no i think she's throw around i'm looking i'm thinking of a different one but she was just like you don't do that don't ever do that again yeah look you don't it's fucking girls you don't put your lips on somebody that doesn't want it i mean what's their sleep at least louis right well they're not going to other table other knee five me right now five me win win we do a lot of tapping under the table we don't i still lewis bangs his feet up and down nonstop i'm doing.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Really by bunch of per month per shirts are hilarious she's definitely about to get it well she's a colombian wearing red if it's a it's a member of the blow crips are they said it was a bowl l matador no that was it pause it no it's not that was it thank you that he thinks you're tractive pitch it's not it louis don't jumping on here hold on i'm on his side so far guy his gentleman look i love you hey baby could you babe reporting good job on the news she's smart she liked it oh yeah she wants that was fun go away he saw that she really wants to do she's speaking spanish the sexy comes back expansion maybe he thinks she's saying come fuck me poppy on clearly speaks pandey tater composer look she's don't really good there we go actually turns should look all of these buildings like huge cox inside of me is that really it i thought it was waiting for something crazy to happen video of somebody getting their tit joking the whole time but that was really it that is i mean you know inappropriate sure but i mean like walk it off man jeeze rubs have dirty as not that big of a deal it was like a aggressive sexual way kissed after his team won if it was after his team won i say nothing was done wrong yes me kind of post out go for it i mean it was just take the shot take the shot better by the way was like a dare you to go and it's like you know he did it through their true what you're kinda yeah kevin spacey he did lure her with that was i was really i was shocked ray for real ray he was gonna come back and close but he left the shot and then like that wasn't that bad and then boom clotheslines to go off the ropes yeah exactly back it seems insane to now that be like a i think i also understand let me say something if she was upset and she was like that was fucking weird guy i completely understand maybe she was but it's not a story yes that's that's an aggressive one yeah that one was more head buddy that has like scott for flight oh gay he happened to kiss that's what's wrong you see a light in the low for was on that he really do really did to way rewind that to that little fucking scamper friend gay should not rave women you had a brother she i just i just raised you drive by bedrest better by better look at him.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"You told me so i didn't see oh my god funding alarm went off we hit too much money everybody we did join show we hit it anymore we did it was the word of the day wigger who's neal is oh shit not you somehow i would i have an alarm set for to wake up take my pills jas getting caught cheating alarm it always goes down at eleven eight if you wanna fuck with your significant other just text them right now i know you're eating that's it you wanna fuck with your check just texter breaking out works every time i'm ed you say your father has passed fuck it gets wrecked ethically frank we should do that with our fans we should let our fans give us their friends numbers and that we could rank them with their family members being there was bordering legal or not it's fun to frank say we could rank people okay i don't think we can do that pranks are legal i always say a family member died a number right now we'll do it with an old friend from high school number on i think i'm gonna be liable near death i'll do it and give you a number to call up you do sound like a doctor like you said homeowner yeah voice one call them my doll collection oh that with fluids to present them to the families but inside is dr this i put in what i mean is she hot i can't i can't believe me and you have been friends with louis for this long and still not gotten arrested for like louis really that guy who's just like dude i'm telling you there's going to be hilarious go take that cops gone tell you can backfire guns are funny though i gotta look to you the sitting position of this table is always so weird talked today but that's this is like we never have moment this is probably like this might jane those guys can't exist might be legally not okay call somebody and tell them their family members dead on a podcast i promise you why would you promise that you know you've been looked up the statutes show me the law if it's required it's as to the max let's call kevin brennan and tell him his kids are did people be yahu series what is it called kevin brennan and be like your kids have been in a horrible accident that fucking a from happening you have no moral compass at all i to say compass thanks fair point but now's the word moral part of you think maybe we shouldn't do that and kidding dick no you're not this i am i know you and you were dead serious on board with you probably just pretend it was a great idea tells the story goes i just made that joke but i mean like they give it to me it was a great idea hemi any phone i'll say aim was did okay let's see what do we do chemo's getting who's who he has trying to think who i don't care about really due to an actual enemy pursue their sort of legal level fuck with them i don't know how you're about to fights number p david's and tell them i ran aground as dead he died a big dick energy she tweeted out that tenants dick no see that yes you die a little bit inside now i already saw davidson senate shake on the show specifically ever but now you know she knows i knew she knew the second i saw they were together won't she can't walk straight ever again i mean she has to have only like a forage pussy a black before him no mac miller's not in other black guy she was with the black guy for awhile mac miller before him yeah she likes we have a little boxer fast irs either isis so hey wigger why did you join isis wait didn't isis attack harry on a ground oh you can actually dad died in nine eleven and then her concert got attacked and they like connected on that do rent rope i need a lot of red row connect the dots here everybody died in nine eleven you ten inches i didn't have across his belly pretty far the thick fat huge cock i only saw three inches and then a baggy t shirt was covering the rest but i could assume one kill a dead of soften the ten it was like it was like soft advani like like.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Really is good for you buddy not only asian down syndrome exit also out of breath we threw everything at him there those judges were watching so carefully they were actually judging every move it's hard to know we're like oh he's doing trunk monkey form one doing it was he killing it sure the kind of forms by heart is that starting the fifteen yeah better i understand he's got the i'll we'll move onto the vegas they still vegas what do we do love a good story like that america's got talent you know whatever it is if it can be a retard why is there a down syndrome model for what down syndrome close yeah they're gonna have huge neckline shop somewhere oh fucking like like triple extra large headphones and shit yeah shirts one sleeve too long on a really really big neckline go out really wide at the bottom crazy crazy wide chest yeah the whole fuck in verse specific body type yeah what's a shark tank idea where we make close wheelchair people where the front of and we all share people it's just the front of an entire outfit and they just velcro to their chair it just goes the product is great market is a little bit too neat i'm out marginalizing crippled for mr let them market decide doesn't want back my idea now the market was designing idea of that's just sure he's he's pretty good looking for a dancing guy okay oh yes pretty good looking down syndrome chick o w yes no i'm not gonna listen to you guys downplaying he's excellent down down down was that was that was there you guys downs yeah guys retard what i'm saying i don't understand any of that like the entire idea of a plus size model even like i'll go straight down the line models are supposed to be perfect they're supposed to be better looking than everybody and we're supposed to look at them and go that's what i would want to be you need models for display of things that are not for just people model size so you're saying like for i get i get i get i get the bigger models they'll get to model that would like grams hot sorry you don't mean that right all right now you're down playing offer down syndrome great news everyone no she bumps but i like the clothes like you need somebody to do that so i don't understand like what do you need a down to person the model what's to specific to that no dog the thick john that's that's that's a heavier pick that's yeah that's not great are you mopping my ass oh what was that picking up the phone with into my mouth what happened oh my god j understand your perspective and everything right now got it now my essence dude sears everytime we get mad at me for do weird gross things to your body with liquids that was what happened you're you're the one penn dan hangs out of your back pocket for no reason my pocket scarf go oh it's it's boy does yes what about my pockets he was laying on the floor into this puddle right what away aware of of that that you didn't really and as you picked it up and kind of a tizzy flipped and the winner back yep lewis alpha dog people tell you there was no tizzy there was no tizzy head what sign it wasn't a tizzy jay it wasn't brutal for me to drive back and said it was it was admitted that leads to tell you that so title so anyway when jay was in a tizzy that's a tizzy in the middle of making a bad joke why mouth is cuts whip of liquid from the fuck and four air conditioning water floor so it's nothing just air conditioning water in twenty years of open mic across dreams good news i heard donald glover wants walked up here he did right pretty exciting yeah so anyway you understood jay's struggle with you.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Eighty or toenails a giant maggot one day figure out this crazy we she and you'll see you bitch with still more than all three of us order and then he pukes on it sucks it back up oh sorry that's gross i mean i did look like i was in a white supremacist boy band oh yeah that's how you got that posey shit like he's like number times tap that ass five i thought he was like i thought he was retracting a hail hitler rose you're taking a picture of whoa ship you guys oh sorry i call myself hail hitler who's trying to do the star trek thing but he was too weak i can't i'm trying to turn this around to super finger six nine months and prosper you got forty nine likes on cancer pick that might be a worst i notice any possible back did just start instagram we can't all be asian retards every fall have oh who did look at it shit look for his girlfriend of the or something shit look unimpressed i've seen better cancer pick but what was like the first time really it was like fucking g puke did you get sick i know it just it feels like of your conscious thoughts going away and then you not being able to think clearly for almost two weeks again really like cloud you up like that yeah that's fucked and you don't have memories and molly i've never done molly book by the time i did every two weeks by the time i start to feel loose it and like i was remembering things like normal human i'd have to go back in and they did again jesus so but physically painful to go through oh yeah no it's i i used to black out at the sight of blood needles now now i feel nothing but like to put yourself up at the hospital said sentence now i feel nothing i hurt myself today to see i feel yet but now i mean it's like now i can watch them like rob blood and that kind of thing it's like that i used to black out it is it's a very queasy disgusting feeling and it's a cocktail of they give you four different poisons at least for me in a row they killed cancer cells slightly faster than they killed the rest of your normal body cells jesus so you're getting yourself is like just you're just killing everything your body and hoping cancer gets killed before it yeah and they're crazy chemicals i looked up like one was like a like a side of a toxic like chemical thing was like a weird like deep cave like mushroom toxin one came from like sorry fighter give him a like agents sixty three agr hey charge to my arm those legs norton two thousand three split little bit yeah face to if you make fun of me goes the hord it's.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Seven see on the other side h it was medical would you're right dr von helsing chemo slugs could only fucking imagine was sick it makes you sick mostly does it made all my hair fallout my toenails fellow yeah i that would hit me for some reason toenails for sure they i mean they grew back normally again but like they get morgan grow now so like i don't know really that's it that's the only after beds only after fact is there anything else like that still because you you're sort of fear of it always coming back right oh wow is yeah yeah i go no i'm always terrified of oh here's a fun fact i like was it three weeks ago i started pissing blood clots out of nowhere drinking it you're like my favorite flavor leash blood so much salty but no it's i'm not not to ruin the clear stream to the point that i was gonna make by you sucking your own blood clock dick did you feel did you feel when you start realizing it was like reversing some degree or like subside right you go back and they find out like the numbers of whatever you need to be better better better right we don't get too technical for you yeah but knowing that it was when you're studying stuff's not happening and the cancer's going away in terms of the people can understand are you at that point kind of like shit this is working on i'm gonna get past this or are you still until the day they go you're cancer free die right now no i'll man this isn't as light hearted in funds i thought this topic was gonna be so funny are you kidding me cancer vampires is one of the funniest things in the world i didn't say that wasn't funny oh that's great no about the gets me about that on the phone my head also he has like dracula's voice but with an american accent i really eric's voices dracula from maryland dracula from fucking minnesota minnesota yeah yeah dracula american doggy that's he got cancer from biting next of all those somalian refugees keep minnesota that would be hp they carry the cancers so the first time you did chemo was it was it was it worse than you thought because i imagine you would just get a little bit nauseous i have no hair some kind of going all right onto shave anymore that's not that bad for me came out sweet excuse met before came i shaved my head in likes sent out in sarande pick these like with into the cure that's what i imagined no no no take your time i shaved my head wrote a tweet with the picture is like cancer who wants to today lose that working off a little bit of pussy really no but people i mean people message didn't have a lot of sex well i my when my toenails falling i feel you at all yeah i did you fought for your cancer yeah i'm an american did you have did you ever girlfriend just abroad you hooked up with a check i was single time fucking great dude was it at her place or in your casket seen her casket are you guys miss the patch it was her asian retarded caskets you guys are both at a patch adams show and see wing you guys met each other fell in love what was her deal was she sort of like damaged woman kind of in a weird way with one chick or multiple checks this few questions here eight tony's super as they all do.
"van helsing" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast
"Warm with his garbage ask crowd the fuck is wrong with these people do you understand where the fuck you're at right now the danish on fucking faggot our skanks pitch lewis fucking hands your hand you fucking bitches stirring the pot fucking pot also joining us as a podcast with tommy pope on compound media called fair one buoy a it shane gillis everyone skirts time on skanks also waiting for one more guest eric bergstrom is going to be here i think he's getting some sort of treatment right now oh yeah yeah is to rep yeah who knows cantor airports had cancer we'll talk about that a little bit later maybe who knows comes back i dunno if you like like maintain like once you lose weight keep cancer off oh i bet he has to go get checked shit ton this is another kid looks like he has cancer the different cancer kit louis lot of cancer survivors in our crowd cancerous shingles counts like a cancer kit a grew up and beat it yeah it's fine they're still angry at him because they gave him his wish he goes afternoon the nineties cancer talk for guy who barely has eyebrows you sure does like two minutes ago why do you have a tower on your neck did you job here's raining doggy currently always training at all times everytime i lift my glass in my mouth on doing a rep every time on this as a teeny towel for the teeny bit of training that all took into your teeny workout this actually this pal usa smell like eucalyptus because refrigerated eucalyptus out from equinoxes and you took it you are the most ghetto member of equinoxes that there is what already using i might as well get all that eucalyptus off you've done there's no more eucalyptus yeah well now it doesn't smell like that because i mean i went to the steam room and then i take a cold towel because all the time right obviously mad every single sweating right now not the second you wanna know why you hold eucalyptus towel on my head as i skated through the streets call me down if how do you feel about my fucking eyebrows chain thank you worried about those thin eyebrows because all your forehead sweats gonna get near shit ladies and gentlemen it's act burks drawn how you doing came here right from doing his pirate radio show out of a basement where got tam belong along eric welcome to the show about shane shane gillis eric bergstrom eric if you're here who's dancing to the mind of tim burton right now paul reubens eric was haunted thoughts hating on me handsome gari very handsome guy but like chris hardwick was actually a nerd and less of a rape is apparently we even get into hardwick on this show no that wickets you gotta be chick to get to get that hardwick that hard hardware it wasn't it a bullshit story aren't they all bullshit stories i don't know dude it wasn't like i mean i don't know against one of those things where you can you say no is a chick it's like hey i control you can't go out at nights and then the yeah did you like black snake moaner to a furnace or something or was it just like i don't know if you've seen khloe dick sure no chick that's the chicks name he's also weird like political push also not check she's weird looking he's a pretty slight man i feel gonna aggressive chicken yeah look she's all bones that you to elbowed him right in the she's a professional she's a professional 'cause player naturally her dad was on star wars the head special effects guy really that's why he's like probably into a ripe for she's a real nervous nerd it's not her body he's into the star wars stuff the body i mean just lucky bonus but bertram does sorta have chris hard with thing about you have you been told that before in that i'm old and not are you all held you thirty six i wouldn't have guessed you with oh yeah he's old i think he's like fifty fifty forty six forty six years old he looks fantastic old fuck you chris hardwick but he's showbiz i hope you.
"van helsing" Discussed on WSB-AM
"I agree and for that reason and many more reasons some of that having to do with body odor kevin van helsing we'll never be halley here i'm sorry it's the customer spoken now we have lots of open mics from the wsb radio play in other words this guy pretty much agrees with you on the star wars angle i'm gonna play for you say with regard to star wars fatigue i don't think that's i think that's the deflections i think what's really going on is the second effort of kathleen kennedy with last or wars movie in this when she's turning them into feminism efforts and they're fun movies people go to escape that type of thing in the politics and people are tired of that so i think that is a big part of what's going on with the new movie as i just said i agree with that tossed in a couple of female generals and you're fine but it's the non stop social engineering that is ruining a once great scifi series there are three points about solo that you're missing as well in this guy made me think about that is one of the problems with solo is according to magazine there's they didn't take the opportunity to make the droids look like protected class needed to revolt against their oppressors thing is landau i agree with that by the landau cal risen maybe pan sexual and i didn't explore that enough and also anger that donald glover do i always have to throw in the junior donald glover basically said he thinks he's pan sexual and then the anger was oh he'll talk about it after the movies made but they won't show it in the movie.
"van helsing" Discussed on Kinda Funny Games Daily
"I don't know i remember people carrying about it when it got an house will have anything recently the incredible adventures of van helsing to come to playstation 4 then i'm so excited about it i've listed it twice night trapped twentyfifth anniversary issue cracked wizards where pc paranormal activity the law soul comes the playstation vr i do want to dust off my place they should be are to play that big fan of paranormal activity yeah like the scary stuff and then ladies and gentlemen it's finally happened for you on details on playstation 4 an playstation vita we will talk about it in a little bit will get a not it'll get a nod for being so good at trophies but i'm excited to play this this is one of those games i totally skip that on and i know people love and here we go put on vida i'm ready to do i'm ready to rock did you ever play now you can play yes with will give maybe i'll dust off my vida for a c a go have to find a first on the five legion of heroes and that's the new that's the game mustwin on them as i input tweet the photo from the plane with the beer vita while i was in main cabin select and what he wants them beer food him again give its of court to you it's free beckham strewn up kinda funny that complex iran legion of here is is that the one that just came out you you know it's one where you line at all up and down here you're buttons you went one of your tax law fun as having a completely nonsensical sirri as most of these games are but like the combat actually really enjoyed let's get some new dates on the table to league of war vr arenas coming this fall the playstation for vr rocket ages to bigger and boulders coming out august 28th on playstation 4 sega football manager 2018 is coming out november 10th daily premonition nd d four developer swear he and i say saints were three area as revealed is next game it's a mystery rpg called the good life i don't have released it for that one window central reporting that the new xbox wireless adapter has been pushed from august eighth to january 31st that's quite a boot.
"van helsing" Discussed on The Weekly Planet
"At cetera van helsing kills a lady that helsing returns to normal stricken with grief of all he has done some other stuff aspertain them moon yet she sends it's the clouds funeral pyre while frankenstein's monster rows away on a raft out to say that helsing and qiao who's that right off into the i calluses health of other river colorado cow david williams cal really good i shall i saw that's right he was like his ego may i remember it was it is for is monk like weapons microsoft yay hugh he's all he's cow men expression this is michael kao very good and so right office onto into the sunset presumably for more hilarious adventures i think we we see there could be a van helsing they could absolutely be a franchise that of that i think we should just put hugh jackman into this universal monsters universe why not we haven't what the way speculated before the mummy came out that tom cruise was going to be and housing yes that attended he's just nick morton yes so there's still room for hugh jackman to be vent healthy you know what do they spent status throw him in in the modern day doesn't matter explain it not is ancestor or does darn explain explain air do you remember the end of superman returns doesn't exactly set up a direct sake will brian singh had a lot of ideas he wanted to go for rapid com for the sake will what does that mean fighting chipotle regime remains foty this there but i know he was like yeah i wanted to a more action heavy kind of follow up and all because actually looking votes lebed flying through spice angles silence that's what he wanted either you hide it but like i quote like it what remember too.