18 Episode results for "Valentine's Day"

MINISODE: VALENTINE'S DAY

Just Between Us

05:34 min | 4 months ago

MINISODE: VALENTINE'S DAY

"Just between us listeners. Valentine's day is approaching and we are doing a short minnesota about all things relationships and mental health. That's right we're going to discuss it all right here right now because relationships and love our wonderful things if there for you but notably they are not so easy to navigate and valentine's day can be a triggering mass for people. So if you're looking for help navigating relationship or you just want to work on yourself. Visit better help dot com slash just between us. That's better h. E. l. p. Enjoying the over one million people who have taken care of their mental health with the help of an experienced professional and of course we have a special offer for our listeners. Get ten percent off your first month at better help dot com slash just between us. So why. why are we talking about the importance of of better help right now. Well i think we all know that february fourteenth is is around the corner and valentine's day can be a wonderful day and it can also be a little upsetting considering your current situation. Yes so obviously. Like it's a little bit triggering for people especially if you've had a recent break-up or you're feeling particularly alone in the pandemic it's feeling a lot of societal pressure for your life to look a certain way Or maybe two years ago on on february fourteenth. You went on your second date with the person who became your fiance before abandoning you. I don't know who god yeah. Yeah yeah look. That's not really easy to navigate and it's hard because like we have all these holidays that are like markers for things that i think people make way too big of a deal about but i also think that sometimes people feel shamed for being affected by those xactly so like you might feel like valentine's days actually like triggering for you but you might feel like some self judgment about that or like that. You shouldn't feel that way and that's why speaking to like a professional is really great. Because is such an unbiased opinion. And you can like. Tell them what you're really feeling without feeling like your friends are going to judge you or tell you to snap out of it or you know what i mean. All those two ways that we think we're helping other people just by being like get over it. It's not a big deal or being like pushing you to date like my roommate is trying to date. In this pandemic and i think they. She's had like fifteen short relationships without actually meeting. People is exhausted. Yeah he hates it. And so i think like i think it's really taking a toll on people because you can't. I also think it's a great place to talk about how to date during the pandemic. Yeah you know like how do you have to adjust to the four. It was just like okay. You have like a few conversations with some on a few text back and forth then you agree to meet for a drink or something whereas now it's like all right so then i maybe have a face time and then at what point do i decide that this person is worth putting a mask on foreign going out. It's a whole new terrain to sort of figure out how to navigate incredibly stressful. But i was thinking of like you know. I think sometimes you talked to friends and they want to fix it. So i think like you know you can talk about feelings of loneliness or feelings of like feeling abandoned or whatever and i think sometimes friends will be like. Oh like i'll you up. Oh you should on hinge and whatever and it's like a therapist is a little bit more of like practical advice for for bettering yourself and for like making sure that you don't feel that way or making sure that you know what to do when you have those feelings versus like a quick fix it you know what i mean. Yeah and and you can also go in to these sessions with your therapist saying what it is specifically that you want to work on. So maybe what you want to work on is navigating dating during a pandemic. Or maybe what you want to work on is healing from the trauma of your last relationship. You know simple stuff. Maybe maybe maybe you to do both in parallel and that and that's why you might need some extra support i mean. Maybe you have no interest in romantic relationships and everyone in your life is like. When are you going to get married. When are you going to get married. And you're like i do i. I don't i don't know how to properly express for them to stop it. How do i set that boundary. Yeah maybe exploring why you feel that way and learning how to be able to vocalise that to other people in a successful way so they get off your back so if you are at all like me and maybe need some extra support for this this national massive holiday coming better help. Is there for you. Just visit better health dot com slash just between us. That's better h. E. l. p. Enjoying the over one million people who have taken charge of their mental health with the help of an experienced professional in fact so many people have been using better help that they're recruiting additional counselors in all fifty states. And like we've said we have a special offer for our listeners. Get ten percent off your first month at better help dot com slash just between us. That's ten percent off your month at better help dot com slash just between us.

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Happy Valentine's Day

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

2:03:04 hr | 1 year ago

Happy Valentine's Day

"Hey it's anti al. Ww formerly weight watchers has launched the new my ww program. You'll take this personal assessment about your eating habits and behaviors to scientifically match. You with a proven customized weight loss plan. I have been on the green plan and it's so easy to stick to. Ww has ranked the number one best diet for weight loss by US News and World report ten years in a row hand on over to W W dot com that's W. W. dot com to join ww today with a limited time offer. It just always makes me laugh. I mean I just I can't get enough of it makes my morning. I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic. I wake up to the show every day. Literally listen all the time. It use up all my data. I just love their interaction. They really seem to genuinely love each other. Each Other Saran in the morning show. Well we seem to genuinely love each other. I like that. She's very cautious. Never ever accusing anyone of committing crimes allegedly committed a crime. We allegedly like each other. You know what I'm saying. No welcome to Friday welcomed Valentine's Day. Welcome to whatever. This Day is for you national The Pasta I don't care what it is. Let's Day Friday finally got here. I'm so ready to go good morning. Which Danielle isn't she like muffins? With Mommy Damn it to hell. That's right. She's she's doing her muffins with Mommy Day. All right. That's it. She's this kid thing is face. He's gotTa get rid of them face. Good Morning Gandhi. Hello they're scary. Froggy good morning and there's a producer Sam is in the house and lightning and we're straightening. Oh He's in the next room he just emerged because he walks nichols does they. Yes he does anyway. So let's get the show started. I don't know yesterday. I chose Macho man by village. People so Gandhi was just so beside herself. Because she doesn't like old gay guys. That were Indian costumes. So Wendy Williams what do you want to hear to start the show dancing queen because I? It's my favorite. I don't know I don't maybe maybe another day. We'll do dancing queen thinking yesterday. Danielle said Gwen. Stefani is GONNA have to cancel some dates on her. Just a gore girl tour and a baby start thinking about how great that Song I want. No doubt just a girl all right. Gandhi was just a girl. Sounds good from that. I note I think you got me. Well Happy Valentine's Day. This is my gift to you. uh-huh just for you Gandhi. Really happy let's get the show going. It is Friday Shannon line nine our first caller of the day. Let's see what's on her mind. He's on our way from job number one to job number two on my gut. Shannon so many jobs well actually have three or four. So I'm actually working three today now. Okay so do you. Do you work so hard to make ends meet or do you work this hard because you love working or both. I have a well. I actually have an addiction to running marathons and so I work extra jobs so I can afford those. Wow Wow now how much does is it? Very costly to get into marathons so for example the New York marathon a little over three hundred dollars but this past year. I ran the Berlin marathon so it costs me a little bit more to fly to Berlin and run that marathon. Airline ticket costs more than the actual Marathon getting ready for a marathon. It's like all that proteins got to be very expensive chicken chicken breasts. Abc charging for chicken these days. So okay so you're working multiple jobs to be able to afford your passion which is obviously running marathons. You must love doing that. I do. I Love I love teaching as well so I teach an exercise class in the morning and I teach high school during the day and I teach exercise at night. I love to teach so. That's just makes it easier. Did my heart just melts. Because you know we love teachers at the show so you teach high school. What are you teaching High School Shannon? I'm a special education teacher. You are checking all the boxes today. Let me go ahead and call. Saint Peter let her let him know what you do decide to get up there just you you get the Ez Pass. I'll tell you what I'm going to get your information and I'm going to send you an Amazon Gift Card. You can spend it any way you want for a thousand dollars and you can spend it on running shorts or stuff for the for the classroom. Whatever you need Shannon because you are a saint theory. I'm absolutely serious. It's the least we can do. You're out there busting your Hump and you're running your teaching kids and you're teaching dance classes. I mean you're unbelievable. You're running a marathon every day. I feel like that but what you did actually just gave my classroom everything that I've been working to put in there because I like different types of teaching and I'm now going to be able to bring in a bunch of stuff that we really really want to be able to bring and so you have no idea I've been working so hard to get it through school. It's like red tape after eighteen benefit from everything. You estimate that is so cool. We're GONNA get your information. The good news is that the bad news is my assistant. Andrew is on a plane heading to Japan so he's not here to take care of this. I know first world problems. We're going to get all your Info and don't forget to give diamond your your your email and your phone number. Everything and I will make sure we get that Amazon. Gift Card. T. Okay you guys rock more every day. Do the greatest things. I look forward to the field. Good it just starts my day. I love how you guys make everything so positive and it just like a silver lining to even mornings. When I don't WanNa get dealt with being that will thank you for not ever trying to look behind the curtain because it's a mess back there this. You're a superstar Shannon. I've taken up enough of your time. Hold on one second and you're the first call of the day and you get a you. Get a ruined shirt on top of all that. Okay hold on a second okay so you meet someone like Shannon. You're like Wow let me just re evaluate my entire life. Because I'm doing everything wrong. Garbage UNBELIEVABLE YOUR GARBAGE. And she loves your. Let's go around the room. Let's get going. I know we're really late but we've that was the best in the world. We'll start with you Gandhi. What's on your mind to just one apologize in advance. I am dragging today. I stayed out way too late. Here Wagon Dragon. My wagon is a dragon. My very best friend in the world is in town. She was here for work so of course I go meet up with her. I'm trying to convince her to come in today just to say hi and see what's going on here but I don't know if it'll happen. I JUST WANNA say go out with your friends when they're in town even if you drag the next day at work and ruin everyone's day it's worth it. That's okay come to work in drag. Is that what you said perfect? Hey so Froggy what's up today? It was so awesome yesterday so I posted. I was on my Peleton bike riding tag my favorite. Peleton instructor I found out. He listens to the show. I was like so super psyched. I'm a big fan of his. He's a fan of our show at all one happy family. Are you talking about cody? Yes cody rigsby. Peleton instructor is a fan of the show. I love doing his rides and so I found out yesterday. He listens to us. We we all love each other. It's going to be people who aren't familiar with sitting on the Peleton. You actually get to know these instructors. I mean they are they're superstars and cody listens to US every day. That's an honor rigsby. Yes I love that. Well that's excellent. All right let's get into your Horoscopes with producer. Sam By the way Danielle does not here. She's doing muffins Mommy's muffins. Is that what it is? I love Mommy's in something about Mommy's muffins. A very good mom. I know I know all right of course Gandhi high to it stuck with me if you celebrate today happy birthday you're celebrating with Carol G Capricorn. Weird news maybe coming but it will get you excited so try not to get too ahead of yourself. It might be false your days seven. Aquarius your mind is so sharp. Today stay focused and make the most of this your data ten Pisces. You may feel a bit slow today but don't let it get the best of you. You may feel guilty to everyone. Feels off once in a while. That's okay your days a seven areas you may feel overly attached to someone or something. Just relax what is yours will stay. Ooh Eight Taurus. A simple conversation can turn into a fight so be sure to maintain harmony. Because it's not worth the headache. Your Day is a seven Gemini. Love is in the air. You may be having issues with someone close to you so getting the spirit of the holiday and just clear the air your days and nine cancer attempting to contact someone who is far away from. You may not go how you want contacting your Valentine's Day don't do that. Don't do that. You have to copy on all valent. Valentine's Day text to your as well. Yeah that that part would be great. Don't get to stress. This is beyond your control. Cancer your days. An eight Leo. You're usually up to party for the but tonight just relax. Maybe spend the night with someone special days eight Virgo. If you are feeling out of place you may feel like you need to change it up. Do that explore your freedom and travel somewhere new your days. A seven libra. You'll learn something new today that you're going to love don't go into overload but remember the important parts. Your data seven Scorpio. Strange things may be happening but don't get too caught up. Take it with a grain of salt. Even if other people are being serious day is nine and Sagittarius. You have an open mind. This will benefit you in the near future. So keep it up your days at ten and those are your Friday morning. Horoscopes rolled into the three things. We need to know Gandhi. What are they well? Today is a really sad day for the nation as we marked the second anniversary of the deadly mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland Florida. Fourteen students in three staff members were killed when a nineteen year. Old Former student opened fire at the school today on Valentine's Day at ten seventeen. Am Both Data and Broward County. Schools will have a moment of silence. A bill introduced into the Alabama House. Yesterday is pretty interesting and would require men who were just certain age to have approval if they want to me so you have to be a certain age if you WANNA get a sesame. They're saying if this bill passes you either have to be fifty years old or have already fathered three children and only then can you get the Me When I was fourteen back. They're saying that the family planning bill is actually in response to the passage of a bill outlawing nearly all abortions in the state last year and say that this bill is also designed to place some of the responsibility for reproductive health on men and finally. I think this is a great gift. I would love to get it for Elvis. A company selling dog collars that plays swear words. Whenever your dog barks I tried to order in there and the dog barks growth. And then you hear big hell. Fda Damn that would be so funny. I want that I don't want to hear the C word out of my dogs. Call Program it with your favorites. Okay good either all right well as soon as they're backed by me when I'm in all right let's get into your Friday morning show. It's scary you could tell when I'm not Miami Game I mean we're together every morning so if you have a cold do we do take music next nightshift before bed. It helps relieve called flu symptoms to help you get to sleep happy. Valentine's Day from Elvis Duran in the morning so actually I was on the phone with a friend last night and I said all right be honest you can say anything you want and I won't be mad at you and he said okay. What and I said what would you do if you remain? And he said what he's in in regards to. What what your health your. Look your your wardrobe. What now I said. Just answer me what would you do if you remain so? I said think about me and my life and when I'm doing how I'm doing it everything. I do the foods I eat people I hang out with whatever the way I speak the way I treat people. What would you do if you were me? I guess the translation is. What would you change about me if you remain so we opened up the floodgates laugh? I were you. I would stop being so petty I would stop being. I would start being more patient. I would so the whole list came out and I'm like wow. Do you think that of me so today look at someone and say okay? You Have Bridge to say whatever you want to me. What would you do if you remain? I don't think I want that. I just think that I'm GonNa get some really terrible. Replies I already know in my head I should be changing but I don't need confirmation out loud alright inmate. What would you do if he remained? Make sure you WANNA do. That does okay. Everyone when I say what would you do? If everyone's okay. I got one. Thank you fraud. You hold on one just hold onto. I'm going to nate. And then the reason goes eight. I is nate usually says something rude about me every day at least once an hour. What he's saying. It's okay nate. What would you do if you remain go for this? Okay I if I were you and I had all of your wealth around me. Yes what yeah. You're yeah I would just quit and travel the world. You've set up. Nate nate honest to God. That's a good one. I quit like any L. Listen to this not your typical insult. Like you've been hanging in there okay lately so I don't have many criticisms froggy if you were me. I just work on the patient thing a little bit. Okay spend a little more patient now yell at my friends as much. That's it okay. Okay but see I get to? I get to have a rebuttal. Why my impatience is? What moves this ship forward? You've got to keep that in mind. I can't for instance when we get a caller on the on the phone and they just go on. They don't get to the point and I start strangling the microphone. Because I'm impatient and they're not getting to the point. I'm trying to save your show. If I didn't do that. This show would sink in you all unemployed all right my wife says she tells me why her flaws are good for me. No flaws no. It's a it's a natural thing it's instinctual is that the word yes Scary if you remain what you don't have to do if I were you elvis. I would pleasure myself before the PUCK I would i. Would I would pleasure myself meeting. You should pleasure yourself before the show starts comfortable. Because then you're an amazing mood and lighthearted and fun and skippy and first of all. How do you know I didn't exactly what if this post pleasure himself incited? Secondly your creepy creepy. I'm telling you what you should do. I'm not saying I should do that for you. I'm seeing Oh my God. It's getting worse. I got another one. They nate if this is the worst nate. If you were me yeah you really need to get more sleep. I just say you know your your your party a little bit. I think maybe go to bed a little bit longer. Okay thank you. I've gone to bed at eight o'clock every night this week and that that might help with the patients that he do better patient duly noted by the way froggy the patients thing nothing. I didn't already know needing just messing with you. Know that needing to sleep or being able to travel around the world. And that's what I should do. You're not telling me anything I know but scary telling me I need to run one out before I come in here and do this show. That was that was uncalled on. The same theme is there's so many ways so anyway do that with a friend today. Good luck if you were me. See how that works for you. I'm so excited with this morning I could keep going on. I don't know we have a running kind of late but go ahead that's fine. Let's keep going. No you have one. If you were me what would you need a list? Go you know I don't say you're going to say something and then start beating around the bush. I'm regretting it now. I'm being impatient. Let's go okay. Let me go You know I'm not gonNA say it now. You can't do that if I were you. I would never do something like that and then not follow through the whole world. Wants to know what you're going to stay in your slowing my showdown. You're making very impatient. Okay maybe more vacation or something. I don't know that's more vacation. The people around you know no. We can't do that. All right friendships ended over this game. You just put up there no. I'm tough I'm fine but I but I have the if someone says something about you you have the ability to let them know how that makes you feel anyway so oh by the way today. Valentine's Day a lot of people totally forgot to make reservations for restaurants in. Okay you know the number one place people are going to line up and today in there there will be long lines because the best place to go for last minute. Valentine's gifts is a gas station. Pharmacies Yeah promises are the best thing. They hold aisles dedicated to people like us who forgot to buy something like that. I know very smart so anyway. So just be be ready when you walk into. Walgreens or CVS or whatever. Today there was going to be a line. But that's okay standing in line by your stuff. all right. What else is there? Anything else I to get to this. This break no. We're very late now. So if you wanted to take a break and do it feel better that now. You told me how you truly felt about. You didn't have the reaction. I was hoping for a yell at you and I want you to yell at me. I want you to realize like Oh you know what night. You're right okay. That's how life works do need more patients but but I think that patients is a virtue. Patience is something that my lack of patience is what drives me like. Move things forward now. If I wasn't patient we just sit here and talk about this all day. Is that what you WANNA do now? Okay great hey you know we did something. Yesterday we had people send us the text that they should not send to their ex and that blew up. It was unbelievable. So I'll tell you what coming up in about twenty minutes. I'm going to open up the lines and I'M GONNA be watching your texts. We don't want you to make the mistake of sending your ex attacks so we want you to send it to US instead. We got some incredible incredible stuff yesterday. We'll get into that in a few minutes cleaning your dumb ass Taco Bell. You know what I'm GonNa talk about right. Is it not so fries? Yes TACO BELLS NACHO FRIES. I've been talking till I'm blue in the face about TACO bells. Nacho fries what do you want to say about Taco Bells? Nacho fries go I WANNA know why everytime we talk about this and we ask for them. We haven't gotten them. I'm looking outside. I don't see any Nacho fries. But they still go it works. You know what delivering Nacho fries. They're good. It's better if you get them fresh out of the TACO BELL. Have them delivered to you in then you eat them immediately when they when they when they land? So here's what you do Taco Bells Nacho fries. We all know times going to run out. We know that the the clocks are ticket so you need to get in there and try them. You've seen the commercials with the two guys on yachts trying to make a new world with Nacho fries. Forget them you don't have a yacht you're like us just drive through drive your yacht through the drive Thru Taco Bell and get your Nacho fries Nacho fries. They're only here for a limited time so go get them today. Report from Elvis to win in the morning show up. So here's my Marib. Yes it's working out and that's it working out. It just snapped. Yes I was on that thing. You know what it is Sam. If that thing where you're on the seat and your legs are on that big thing press. You're kind of logging. Yup with my leg came all the way down so far it cracked my right ribs. So I'm like oh the need yourself in the chest. Yes I need a minute. Kudos on that flexibility. Yeah thank you I guess so. So it only hurts when I exhale or inhale or laugh or cough so I think it Morton everything. Pretty much everything Anyway other than that. It's a beautiful day. The worst part about the broken ribs. There's nothing you can do for you. Just sit there and keep inhaling the next sailing and laughing and True Gandhi when you break your okay you go to the Doctor. Your toes broken. Okay that'll be five hundred dollars by anyway. Just stressed I got Marissa Line twenty four. Hi Marissa happy. Valentine's Day what's going on with you. Happy Valentine's Day how are you? I think we're okay around the room are we'd okay. Froggy NATE NATE NATE. Streaking his morning. Milk it's a lot but I like a lot of milk and milk. Yeah you should see it a lot with your milk. Yes so he goes to starbucks and asked for a glass of milk and they take an eyedropper out with one drop of coffee. This legitimately the color of his skin. He is holding it. The exact same color much wider same color not much mercy. How you celebrating your Valentine's Day so I'm on my way to work right now. I teach kindergarten and also the hundredth day of school go. We're all dressing like we're one hundred years old a nate. Maybe you can lunar Elvis. I'm sorry Sir Orissa okay. So that sounds great and you're a kindergarten teacher. We love our teachers. Thank you so I- last night I love to read and your book was on my list of things to read so I downloaded it and my husband was still at work. He got home really late. I wake up this morning after I started it and it's awesome so far and Joey says that there's a gift on the counter so I get up and I opened up my gifts. And what is it your book? So he didn't even know that I wanted it but he knows that I love you and double the sales for you. Today I have placed off. what will look. I'm happy that you're how far into the book. Are you by the way? I'm only about twenty percent in. I don't know what page number that might be on my Kendall. Hope you enjoy it and I got bad news. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa sign a copy and send you another one so now you'll have three thank you so much. That's so exciting day so here it comes in. Listen thank you for listening and thanks for being a kindergarten teacher teachers about teachers in today's very important day it's one of the many important things that will recognize teachers. And it's a sad reason. I'm going to get to that in a minute. But thank you for listening and Marissa hold on we're GONNA get your Info and book on the way now. I'll take you to thank you. By the way people are saying. Elvis broke his rib again obviously sleeve patients or patients who had the operation on the stomach. Like I said we're susceptible for bone problems. I didn't know that did not know that my God. My bones are cracking. I'll tell you why you know. Let's go back two years Parkland Florida right. We know of course. We're talking about this before. The show started today like well. What do we do? Do we gonNA have a happy show on a day? That's so sad for so many people and of course we go. We have to come in here and do our show today. Uplift people and get them ready to go but don't think for one moment. Our hearts are in Park Florida right now. That was the morning I was walking to work and I was thinking. What are we GONNA do? We're going to have a show about guns or shootings. No we have a show where we recognize our teachers because so many teachers were recognized. Big Heroes that day. Remember that day so sad. And that's when we opened up the concept of having all of our listeners. Go to donors choose dot. Org To support teachers who need help and so every time you hear someone say they're a teacher rarely will you not hearsay Omega? We love teachers because we do in. Thank you so much for what you do and and I know that if you or a family member or a teacher you know or anyone in your neighborhood or even if you live anywhere in south Florida Just know that we're thinking about today. That's it so all right there you have that. I'm sorry back to two years. You know. It's only been two years okay. So we get into we get into Samantha for the field goods. Can you make us feel good Samantha? Pressures on you? It's all on you good luck and God bless you don't love it. Blamed the submitter Bobby Watson but I liked his story. It's about a hero named Norwood's from Georgia so no up at night in the middle of a house fire okay. Can you imagine the situation? I don't know what I would have done. But he was one of eight family members sleeping in the house so he knew he had to snap into action no shares room with two year old sister so he grabbed her and they got out of the House through an open window. Then Noah decided to go back into the House to get his family dog and once he got the dog out. He ran next door to his uncle. Who Helps get everyone else out? Everyone is fine. All eight family members thanks to Noah and the best part is no it is only five years old go noah. This kid rescued his whole family on instinct at five the fire department said for anyone. That's incredible so today. He is being turned into an honorary firefighter and is getting a lifesaving award. That's only reserved for professional rescuers right. He's probably the youngest recipient. Ever know a you are incredible. And if you have a story that deserves to be featured email me Sam at Elvis Duran Dot com subject minefield goods law excellent. Thank you Sam aren't. Let's get into Daniel's report Daniels. Not here she's offering her muffins for the kids at school with Mommy. Mommy is that what it is or it's Valentine's breakfast with mom Valentine's talking about me out exactly all right so it's all up to you. You're is Daniel giving you part of her pay to take over for her today. Gandhi she is. I get all of her pay for the day suspect. How cool all right all right at midnight. Justin bieber dropped his album changes. It has seventeen tracks fifth studio album. And his first record since two thousand fifteen on this we can expect post. Malone Kahlani Travis Scott and Quavo and apparently he talks a lot about his marriage to Haley Baldwin. And how she helped provide a sense of stability. That's interesting what a Nice Valentine's Day gift to your with your the whole thing. Yeah I actually really love his lungs. Cueva right now. The Houston Astros. Players finally are apologizing for that cheating scandal back in two thousand seventeen. Did you guys see any of the apologies? They are the most forced upsets. Like I have to do this. Type of apologies and a lot of people are comparing it to Dwight from the office forced to apologize. It's kind of funny if you want to see somebody apologize really doesn't want to go on one of those apologies like. I'm sorry you feel the way it's more of like statement you will reject. My mom made me write this. Lance Bass is going to produce a movie about instincts super fans I know froggy is a backstreet boys. Superfan bunch in sync super fans are going to have their moment to Vanessa. Bryant is changing the name of Kobe's charity from the Mamba Sports Foundation to include their daughter. Jonah and now it's going to be called the Mamba Mamba. Sita Sports Foundation Hukou. Yeah you guys seen pictures of Lady Gaga what she did recently no. She bleached her eyebrows. Which is shocking things you can do to your face I think. Look this up sexy. She believes them. I mean they look completely gone. There's just you always surprised. And like you just got some type of news. Love this look. What's your eyebrows? Then Sam GonNa commit to it but I like it on others okay Orlando Bloom also shared a pretty interesting tattoo. That's got people talking. He got his son. Flynn's name tattooed on his arm and Morse code except it's incorrect friend. Instead of Flynn and the Tattoo artist. Who did it said? Yeah there's DOT missing we're GONNA go ahead and fix that. I know a port. I was born revealed recently that he's been diagnosed with Parkinson's but now he's saying he actually found out way back in two thousand and three and has been dealing with it ever since then. I thought the hedgehog coming out today it's up against Things about sonic by the way they fixed teeth. We love that because original teeth were very very terrifying. Yeah other movies out this weekend. Fantasy Island and downhill plus the photograph and on TV. There's a series premiere tonight of high fidelity which is a remake of the two thousand movie. They switched the genders on that one. So Yeah Zoe Kravitz. Is the Brooklyn Record store? Owner could be interesting but wait. Backup fantasy island is. There's a movie. Yeah horror remake of fantasy island. Who's GonNa play that Short Guy that Tattoo? Whatever his name one. I have no idea I will investigate for you. Which leader Dick Legitimate guys? That's not cool. What makes me mad about? Peter may I tell you this Terri British accent? He is an excellent actor. He is a fantastic actor but people the first thing about his height and I think that's really that's wrong type gas. I don't know what to say. He was the best character. In game of thrones Tattoo Cow Bloomberg. I'm sorry not political kidding. All right let's take a break coming up next hour. We did this late in the show yesterday and it was a success. We want you to stop. Put your phone down if you have one little desire to text your ex today. I know it's Valentine's Day. I know I know you may have a little sip Rosa or even not you may WanNa go. Oh let me text my ex bad bad kitty bad Katie. So we want you to send us what you would have sent your ex. You can start texting now. Fifty five one hundred ionica day. Hey what's up guys? I'm Khalid with Elvis Duran and the morning show hey it's Gandhi and as a CVs customer. I know that staying on prescriptions tends to make you healthier so get a free prescription savings review plus earn up to fifty extra bucks awards each year for filling your prescription visit. Cvs Dot com slash pharmacy for details. And treat yourself well at CVs. Text us in fifty five one hundred standard data and messaging rates may apply always rain morning. Show the good news. We put the call out there for you to send us a text that you're you shouldn't send your ex look we'll be the buffer. We'll be that That cushion you send us what you were going to send them because you don't need to be taxing them you know we're you know we're right right. Yes Anyway. Absolutely so most of these. We can't read on. The people are very better. There's so much emotion in all of these both funny sad all all of this stuff but I'm just astounded at all these people who are so still invested. Well that's the thing. I don't WanNa read the the ones who they're sad. I just want to read the Funny Ones Right Daniels. Not here today. Because she's a good mom and she went to Valentine's breakfast with her with her kid at school. Is She on the phone yet? They're leading the house. Okay so do you want to hear some of these tax by the way again as you pick up your phone today or tonight to texture eggs text US instead at fifty five one hundred. We'll be here for you. Don't don't take ex- okay. Do you have some to Gandhi? I have a couple. Yeah I just sent one to because I want him to look at it and see if I'm allowed to read as it is for these we can't read. Okay give me some music scary okay. I can't read the tournament. Never Mind Let's go to this one night. Okay now go here we go again and deer Valentine it turns out finding a beautiful man with a huge Di. Really is the way to get over you calling me fat throughout our entire relationship. Have Fun with your right hand tonight. Happy Valentine's Day Okay Davies. Excuse your stop skipping leg day and shave your pew beard happy. Valentine's Day all right here. We go. Roses are red violets are blue. You're a scumbag womanizer and I hate you. Happy Valentine's Day. These are the texts. They were going to send their ex. Aren't you glad we got them instead? Yes all right in all caps. Stop stalking me. I'm calling. The police began to say happy Valentines Day. Did you stay all right? I've got one here ready. Hope you choke on a Valentine's candy today. Thank God. I hope you didn't turn out like your uncle Bob alone old drinking beer at the bar. Have you Valentine's Day okay? I'm so glad you're kids are so ugly. I dodged a bullet clearly. You Dumb Bitch. Oh God dear. J Roses are. Red Violets are blue. I wonder what diseases she's given to you. Enjoy your Valentine's Day of sorrow regret and poor life choices you F ing dumb ass. Happy Valentine's Day. God turn that off. I can't read them. Oh Lord. They're getting more intense. I don't know where okay hold on. I'll find another one and okay. I'm sorry I just wish we. I wish I wish we could say these words. Okay ready things. I would text my ex today. I took a repulsive poop this morning and it made me think of you got Valentine's Day all right. Hey when you're in prison bend over Happy Valentine's Day all right you were nothing but a to pump chump drunk. Our entire relationship. I mean I had to have been to be with someone who look like a golf ball but won't look for the good morning everybody dear x according to researchers the human body will replace all it sells and seven to ten years looking forward to when none of my body. We'll have been touched by you. Oh and happy. Valentine's Day Ronn. God I love you all though you had Perot disease talk these guys get when it makes your crooked anyway but now I need to find someone who will bring me to my knees heavy Valentine's Day. Oh it was. It was a rhyme. Let me see I loved you. Although you had Peron's disease but now I'm finding someone who will bring me to my knees. Happy Valentine's Day little more God. I would like to say I wish you well and hope your life is all that you want it to be but I don't wish that for you at all. I wish came with a warning label. Happy Valentine's Day. She sees her great again. Turning on these are the texts that people wanted is in their XS. But we got a mistake. Hey Katie Happy Valentine's Day. We need to give me the car I bought you before. You left me for that bum. Give it back to me or you can send me the money to my cash APP Day. Oh my God all right. Hi Sweetheart I wish you a bad case of explosive diarrhea with a side of the hooping cough. Love you happy. Valentine's Day ready dear ex of mine. You should never cheat your fantasy. Football Team didn't get dropped on accident. Also me did it on top of that. I peed on your toothbrush day. Oh my gosh congrats on your separation. I told you see what's trash happy. Valentine's Day island. I mean there are coming through rapid rapid pace. I want to thank you for being a bag and moving out. While I was at work it allowed me to find the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day. I'm speaking Sir this bottom one. Can I read that? It's just letters? Go all right. This one was okay Talton. I might be married but I sure do miss your BBC. It's bigger than my husband's happy. Valentine's Day Google it. Not If you're at work not a word Google that key not enough to stop. I'm trying to find one. I can read what maybe okay. Maybe we'll bring it back in a few minutes. I think we've had a lot of fun. We're getting flooded. Are we running late here in late? Now Okay Oh my God and don't send pictures by the way because we can't read those and then we get frozen again at the very very very end of the day when you when you WANNA retire after. You're you're happy Valentine's Day you spent with friends or your new love. Do not text your Ex. Do not do it. You owe it to yourself to not do that. Absolutely nothing good is gonNA come out of it. You're gonNA feel bad either way text US instead at fifty five one hundred. Get into the three things you need to know what's going on. This Senate has approved a war powers resolution involving Iran. Bill aims to prevent president trump from launching military strikes against Iran without congressional authorization several Republicans actually joined the Democrats in pushing. This resolution. Trump tweeted that Iran would have a field day if his hands are tied. Today is a really really sad day for South Florida in the entire nation. It's the second anniversary of the horrific mass shooting. Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives including fourteen students and three staff members and today at ten seventeen. Am Both Dade and Broward County. Schools will have a moment of silence and finally we talked about this product earlier. We find it fascinating. It is currently sold out but when it comes back. I'm telling you these things are going to move a company selling dog collars that place swear words whenever your dog? Barks Plano when the mailman comes over or mail woman and they go crazy. You're going to have a slew of curse words now flying from your dog's collar and we love that but they are after their sold out and and they they come back. Would you please bring bring me one? Of course I'M GONNA get everybody with a dog one of these things. We'll be thank you and We have a phone tap on the way. The best from the Valentine's Vault K. This is you pay carry. What's up? This is pink. And you're listening to Elvis Duran and the morning show county. Hey look you know. It's that time of year where a lot of people have colds. Flus have just feeling disgusting diseases. You don't have to wake up groggy every morning because of this stuff you take put you to sleep music next nightshift what it does. 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We're living in and I know you probably due to on the new season of my podcast next question with me. Katie couric I sit down with people at the center of the issue. Shaping the world around us like the impact meet has on our health and on the environment. Why the maternal mortality rate in the United States is so high and how the twenty twenty presidential candidates plan to improve the lives of every day. Americans I hope you'll join me for these fascinating conversations on the second season of next question. Subscribe and listen every Thursday on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your favorite shows. Good Morning. You're craving terrain in the morning. Show started doing this yesterday. It was the funniest thing and I'm so glad we're doing it again today. Happy Valentine's Day so as I've said before do not repeat. Do not text your Ex. You may get a little melancholy and emotional at Valentine's Day Blah Blah Blah. I don't do it. You owe it to yourself not to do it. Don't do it so in whatever you were going to text your text us instead. Yes please. These are so crate. We're GONNA read some more than a few minutes right after the phone. Tap a call off the phone tap into read these seriously. Why are we playing this music for the phone? Call or not to take Okay we're playing song okay. Let's talk to Danielle. Hi Danielle Romantic music. When Danielle calls I noticed that okay. That's okay I'm trying to turn it off scary. Can you turn that off? Thank you we love you. We miss you. I miss you guys two years so full of crap. You didn't have to wake up at four o'clock in the morning and I still got really. I got us all right. So tell us why you're out today so. I am heading over to Valentine's Day breakfast the fifth grade at my son's school and we were headed there. Now's so very excited. And has the buff and the Bagel the cookie and just celebrate other times based school. So you're sharing your your muffins with the kids. The kids hold on with President would like to say. Hello. Is that okay? I'll just say hi to Preston absolutely area. I know testing. How you doing buddy good? Hey between you and me do you know where. Mommy keeps her cash. Can you send that to me? I know you do send uncle Elvis some money. He loves those dead presidents. Come on look. I hope you have a happy. That's enough I was gonNA tell you. Valentine's Day yeah. Yeah wow dependents United States so anyway Daniel. We've officially named this. It's make Gandhi. Do Your Work Day. And so yeah. So what are you GonNa do in exchange for a Ghandi filling in for you I'll give her a big hug. When I get back I accept. Also guys go to look. You're being a great mommy. We Love You Danielle. And we won't see you week. The Happy Valentine's Day have you president's Day happy a week off and enjoy. Enjoy the kids today. Okay thank you guys have a wonderful wonderful. We love you very much to sister. Normal little monster off with you. Go be a mom. Danielle would love these texts. I'm sad that she's not here. Well here's the thing and we have to get into the founded but the thing is some of them are so foul we can't even get. We can't even rewrite them. There's nothing we can do. And but thank you for participating. It's very interesting all right. So we're giving you the best from the Valentine's vault with our phone taps this this week and as soon as this phone tap is over. We're going back to our dramatic readings of the texts. You didn't send your ex so here we go hit it scary as Elvis. Elvis durant phone tap. Elvis are one phone tap my wife. This comes from John. John was born in Europe very old school European. She despises telemarketers especially when they bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for Mr Michael Oppenheimer for Co worker and boss will flip out to phone tap all of them. What the hell all right John. We're GONNA phone tap your wife. Scary Jones is Mr Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife. Her Co worker and her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap this Mr Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How're you doing today? Thank you we have some discount. Candy here at prices that you just cannot believe all somebody else because we're not interested thirty three percent fat. We not interest with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today is meeting? If you'll mind we have the Valentine Giant Hard Pez dispenser. Thank you so but I'm not interested in the middle of a meeting like I just said. Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens that up. Do you understand English. I understand but do you understand. This item was just twenty. Good Money Hossen. This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's caloric. Now I do not know. Ma'am stop asking us not harassing he'll Ma'am I. This is a place of business and we have our phone rental. Our customers for people like you. May I send you something through email now? Don't you understand and all this is Michael? Ought it does sound like you're coming around candy. Sign up in anything that the problems are. It's our discount sale our discount sale candy. That's going out of stock solution that you won't be able to get the jelly belly box until next season making making you nervous sugar free chocolate turtles for diabetics. If you don't like sugar in your Diet Ma'am hello. This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Galore. How you doing today sir? And from this lady from this man. So don't you yourself in this company and these people own or like connect you. They're up with that. And have you ever asked surface? Should be the last family or call yet understaffed. Tub Of sweethearts availability. Call Back. How about some Valentine lally cards up your then I wouldn't be able to taste it sir. You must be crazy. This is my company for business and money go the Valentine Giant Heart Pez dispenser. Don't you need one of those? I say you gotTa have the walk of Alan Jara to a you can stick them up finding me. I wish I I me and I came. Dick you're so bad still slow Pam Busta deserve to be six. Now we have this. Spongebob Crabby Patties Candy. Clark four forty nine now just three forty most. Bursa big last. I never say my life by the people go. Which Credit Card would you go? Ask Him on the credit cash. Best given what you're GonNa give it to me. Oh can I just another minute of your time but I just have to let you? I don't want to sell you candy because this is just a phone tap. It's actually scary Jones in the morning. Show phone tapped. I can't believe this was true. According to grant three and phone tab in the morning show. Wow there you go in the best from the Valentine volt goodbye. We'll see you next year. It's like Christmas decorations. Put them in the attic. We're all done peso. Thanks for listening to us. It is Valentine's Day and as we've been saying do not text your Ex. That is a bad move. Whatever you wanted to say to your ex send it to us and so our tax number is fifty five one hundred all right. Shall we start reading some of these? Yes I got okay. Roses are red violets are blue. Your sister was nice. I did her too happy Valentine's Day. Wow okay here's one dear x hope you're enjoying living with your mother. Your in our cystic. Deuce bag fell tapped. Valentine's Day deface dramatic readings. By the way hey you I really miss the way you suck my toes. We should do that against happy. Valentine's Day Oh that was a nice and it's our one somewhat nice one and I just wanted to thank you for teaching me. That size doesn't matter when it's attached to a moron. I faked it every time and I remember that time. Never mind the happy Valentine's Day. Maybe if you weren't addicted to Fat Porn Stars. You wouldn't be so lonely right now have you. Valentine's Day God dear x Music Please. Dear thanks for giving me. Clemencia but trying to convince me I was the one who gave it to you. I I hope your day is full a bit. I hope your day is full of itchiness and burning day. These are real tax by the way dear x jokes on her because all she gets back is a tool. That doesn't work Happy Valentine's Day. Okay this is a perplexing ready X. Thanks for ghosting the week before Valentine's all those years ago I'm happily married now so. Enjoy your creepy my little pony dolls and your inappropriate relationship with your sister and by the way. Why did she want to know how big your thing was? Some follow up questions for you. Oh my God like to know that. Answer dear just so you know. I wouldn't cross the street to be in your mouth if your teeth are on fire. Happy Valentine's okay. Here's a weird one dear X. My new man actually knows how to satisfy me. So why don't you come over and join us for a threesome and learn some pointers? Took Derek's after sixteen years of marriage. I hope keep it finds you and shoots his Arrow in your fake boobs and deflates that fake crap like your fake but happy. Valentine's Day are these real they are I. I'm so happy you guys are sending these to us. Not your ex ex. It's still so hard to believe. It's been seven years since you had that tragic accident looking back. It was such a hard time in my life. Especially when you fail to. Your Co Workers Vagina okay. Hey Malcolm it wasn't as big as you seem to believe Happy Valentine's Day Dear S. Corp your new girlfriend enjoys hearing all about your hemorrhoids. So glad it's not me anymore. Have Valentine's Day by the way? Thanks for the crabs use. Let I love that Deer Colton? I'm sorry that craigslist personals was. Shut down so you can no longer pretend to be straight while getting some strange Weiner secretly have Valentine's Day EPPs. I hope your fiance enjoy your extra enormous disgusting nuts tonight. Have you Valentine's Day. Did you skip something? You the biggest ass clown I ever dated. Thanks to you. I've now upgraded to ass hats. Happy Valentine's Day that's a heavy all right dear Christa. You smell like a used new music news area dear Christa. You smell like a US tennis ball at the dog park not rather lick the ball. Valentine's Day idiot just like you know like cheated on him with my cousin at her wedding. So F- off Happy Valentine's Day all these are great. I mean we could go on all day. I mean I I wish we could actually forward these to the socials who ever could read them. Maybe not maybe your ex. I'm happier. Teeth are falling out duty. Ginger Vitus have you WANNA do some more coming up? Okay this is Katy Perry. I'm Shawn Mendez. Elvis durant durant in the morning show Vista Rain in the morning show. Hey guys as we all know. Bedtime can battle for both you and your kids for instance. My son used to struggle FALL ASLEEP. Or fortunately we discovered vicks appears. These kids melatonin. Gumy's to help them fall asleep. Naturally by Pierre Z's kids in stores near You. It just always makes me laugh. I mean I just I can't get enough of it makes my. I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic. I wake up to the show every day. Literally listen all the time it uses up all my data. I just love their interaction. Really seem to genuinely love each other in the morning. Show before we get back to some of these very acidic texts to your ex Let's talk about him for a second first of all. There are a lot of texts. Were not reading. Not only the ones that are so foul in so vicious of we can't read those but there's also a lot of sad ones. Did you notice that Gandhi? Yes very sad. Ones of people pouring out their hearts and trying to fix things that went wrong. It's kind of heartbreaking. It's true it's true. I can't believe everything you put me through. I still have love for you. Although you hurt me it took breaking my heart for me to find myself. Thank you for that so we have by the way just to be honest with you. We have a lot of those. They're not as fun so we don't read them but the ones who are vicious the ones that say roses are red. Violets are blue dye had Valentine's Day. We were talking during the song there. How much hate are you? Are you harboring for that person? That is your ex. It's a so much hate and so I think of my ex's in I would. I would never ever say any of this stuff to them because it's not the I mean I don't hate them. I don't WanNa be with them right right but can you imagine. Does it mean if you still have these hate feelings that there's there's still a connection? I I think when you're all the way over somebody you just get to a point where you nothing them. Somebody can say their name. They can walk into a room and you don't feel anything. Feel the need to say something horrible but when you still feel that need to just go after them. I think it's because there are unresolved feelings there And then there's this text happy Valentine's Day my ex. Alex you smell like you. I've never heard of the back of your earrings smell. You smell like the back of earrings. Take a shower. I insult I've ever heard terrible anyway. What's up if you and I talked about something yesterday and you. Sometimes you just have to let people go people who know what they are. Put them in the whatever box they deserve to be end. They've shown you who they are and you move on the more you let them bother you there bothering you inside of yourself and you're just fighting yourself every single day instead of just pushing them out of the way and saying that's what they are and move on like. Nate always says hate is right next to love on the wheel of emotion. But I mean look you're still connected to them you're connected to someone because you love them and you're connected to them if you hate them your. There's still a connection. Yeah so if you're still having this connection no you WanNa go you WANNA go. Scratch their car with the key. Let it go let that connection. Go thank you I was broken. What's scary is is closed. Never seen anything like this in the history of the show with tremendous response. So I know we've hit a nerve however my question is am. I not normal for not how wanting to ever say anything to this extended anyone of my ex dictator person skier. You're you're a you have a really good heart. You're very nice nor have I ever burned a bridge in my life where I would want to be so vicious attack. I mean don't get me wrong. I'm the best time right now. We'll keep in mind the I'm hoping that most of these things people are saying things they actually would not say to their eggs. There's just like playing it out. I mean you can always fantasize about telling someone that you wish them best like whether a twelve year old girlfriend and hope she enjoys The chosen in boy band obsession. I'm saying I'm reading some of these so you don't want to. You may want to say that. But you won't. Roses are red violets blue. Your mom was good in bed better than you. Do you really want to say. Thank you on your text message tonight on. I don't see it what says to my husband's new girlfriend. Roses are red volatile blue jokes on you because he's still doing me too so anyway. So Yeah if you still harbor these feelings of hate you still have feelings. I'm not saying they're good feelings. But you still have feelings something to examine on this Valentine's Day. Thank you should we get back? Somebody's got some using the first Gandhi. You're up first. Dear John for the record. That is a micro penis. Happy Valentine's Day all right do X. Thank you for dumping me before you got arrested for rape and becoming a registered sex offender happy Valentine's Day that sad team dear X. do not. Text me this year I have a real Valentine drop dead jackass and yeah. He's bigger than you happy. Valentine's Day so full that one is that the ultimate is that the ultimate insult by new guys. Bigger than you did Jimmy Jimmy. If he fell off a boat and needed rescuing. Throw you a cinderblock. Happy Valentine's Day roses are red. Smells LIKE PU? I'm so glad that I dumped you. Happy Valentine's Day stinky dear ex. I didn't know you were a power bottom heavy Valentine's Day. God dear. Thanks for letting your boyfriend sink my boat bitch. Happy Valentine's Day questions about that one. Dear x thank you for cheating on me. Your Love was as ineffective and brief as your slum happy Valentine's Day towards long as some stupid I hate it. Go ahead dear baby daddy. I hope your time in prison is more enjoyable than the last time. We spoke by the way Happy Valentine's Day and thank you for the child. Ps Don't drop the soap. Okay now dear. I had the best sex of my life when I was with you. But it wasn't with you. Have you got a gun? Dear ex girlfriend. I left for a man surprise. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh this is going to be a tough one here. We go dear Derrick. Because you couldn't keep your thing out of my bridesmaid or your coworker. That looks like a man or anything. Really you ended up with the bad crazy bitch you deserve. I just want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day Derek. Using real names I love or trust them. Dear X which address can I serve you at since you now? Oh more than five thousand dollars in back. Child Support Happy Valentine's Day holy crap. Who Directs Your Red Hair? Made me notice you but clowns are supposed to make you laugh cry. I get that now. I've been laughing to the bank. Ever since. Thanks Bozo happy. Valentine's Day red hits among genders. All right Jimmy Weiner you cheated on me and gave me a wake up call but I hope your Weiner falls happy. Valentine's Day tomorrow goes on sale. Fifty percent off you pig choke on that like you choked on the Pencil Guy. You cheated on me happy. Valentine's Day Dear X. Thank you for cheating on me with my sorority sister. And saying I wasn't woman enough for you because guess what jokes on you now. She's transitioning into a dude happy. Valentine's Day okay. Dear x you have four kids with three different women in three divorces in less than ten years. I'm glad I was your first and dodged your seed happy. Valentine's Day dodge a jenny you bitch. I hope you can't swim on your crews Happy Valentine's Day durex I've found my sex toys. You stole from me and stashed away. Please explain what you were trying to accomplish when you take two of them together with electrical tape what I also found your stash of other girls. Crusty underwear crossed happy. Valentine's Day. These are real ted. You could have sent your expert. You sent them to us too. And I'm glad that we're here to to catch those before. It was too late happy. Valentine's Day Nick. Maybe in the future you'll figure out how to get. The party started without me using my feet. Happy Valentine's I think we end with that one. Please don't please. Don't text your Ex. Please don't especially this stuff. I just WanNa know all of these people. Follow up questions and I know I think we know just enough gang. Let's go around the room. Let's see what's on the minds of the superstars that bring you the show every day froggy. What's on your mind today? You Know I. I'm just super excited for Valentine's Day. I'm going a little above and beyond released because she has gone above and beyond for me and Danielle and Daniel's mother lately so i WanNa make sure that today Lisa knows that she's valued. There's somebody in your life who's been going above and beyond for you or other people in your life today. Let them know that they are specialty. You that you care about them Have you Valentine's Day Lisa scary if you could stop chomping the the apple in the microphone and I'm like what the Hell is that sound? Do that exactly. What's on your mind today? You know I went to go shopping and I did that thing that we a lot of us. Do we just pack our freezer with stuff and then I went to defrost a couple of things. I have scallops that have been defrosted. My refrigerator now for like three days and I'm so angry because they're going to go in the garbage. Why is it that just around the time that you're supposed to defrost and cook? The cook part never happens so stuff goes bad while it's in your refrigerator. It's been happening more often than not lately. I'm just saying you asking a question. Yes why do we? This is just a major major problems. Get through life. I was going to risk it and just cook today and see what happens role. I Want Scary Jones life and I tell you want this is what keeps him up scallops. My scouts are right there on the borderline of. I don't know if first world problem to do your best corona virus. Put that aside scalps you know. Yeah these scallops. Perplexing these scallops hate throwing away. Food is my fault. We all hate throwing away food. But every once in a while you gotta go take a little inventory. What's in your freezer? I did last night rings. Nine one one. What's your emergency? Oh my scallops. What am I GONNA DO SCOTT? My first question mark in my brain do this. Why all right so Gandhi Gandhi Gandhi? What's up okay? Yesterday we had a dog in the studio Sawyer was here who is a big fluffy teddy bear and I spent a lot of time laying down on the floor with him and snuggling and I thought he was happy. Other people said he was happy with it. My sister saw photo and said that dog is not happy. He hates you zoom in on his face so I did. I zoomed in on Sawyer's face and I have posted the instagram on my instagram story. I think he does hate me. I think I abused dogs. I think that they want me the way I wanna hug them. Gandhi dogs don't show emotion on their faces like that. You look at his face. I'm moving out of here. He's really funny. How people I'm guilty of this too. We we project what we think. We're we're thinking on them. I mean like like Max's downstairs right now playing wh- with a a a a stuffed dinosaur. He doesn't no that's a dinosaur to him. It's just like this big BLOB. That he chews on. No he doesn't. He doesn't know what dinosaurs are. Believe me doesn't know they might be able to show facial expressions when they really want someone to get the hell off of them and that's what Sawyer looked like yesterday. Well it store your you off of him. He would have started squirming and was he's squirming around. He laid there and he loved it. But the fun. So stop doing your sisters Sam what's up with you today. I want to remind everyone that only you can promote your own self growth while I show appreciation to Gandhi because yesterday I decided to conquer serious fear of mine which is climbing on a harness in a really tall building. Okay freaks me out and I had to blast myself on instagram. Because I have chickened out every time so it's like if I tell people I'm going to. I'm going to do it so I did. It and I was shaking and I was so proud of myself and then I get a text message from ninety five minutes. Later she goes. Hey I'm proud of you. Which really just made me feel awesome. So warm inside so I'm glad I'm proud of myself for doing. It and I was really appreciative that you took the time out to let you know you were. I am conquering fears. Great yes and you say things like that on text those are throwaways then that really meant a lot to her so if something does it doesn't matter you think it's a little whatever throwaway texted anyway. It could change their day. Thank you so much Sam. So when Go Get Garrett. He has sound on the way in a few minutes today. New Music from Bieber. Billy Irish. She's going to let us hear some of that stuff. Hey by the way if you're GONNA go to the bank today. Don't well just keep in mind. There may be trouble if you wear your corona virus mask y. Yes a bank teller. I believe in Michigan. Said you gotTa take off that surgical mask and This this lady was wearing a mask. Black mask featuring sharp teeth. Whatever they call the police I do. I don't know about your bank. But one of my Go-to in Jersey has a sign. That says remove all ski masks before you walk in. That's a good practice your insecurity. Please don't wear a Jose over your face anyway. There's that now we've been sidelining the Wendy Williams story today and as you know Wendy's when a friend of Mine I love Wendy. She's under a lot of heat today from Especially game in trying to justify something she said on her show yesterday They were talking. I believe and I didn't see the show so I may be accurate here. They were talking about gallon. Tines Day of course Gandhi to explain the concept of Gallons Day. It's four girls who want to go and celebrate love with their girlfriends. And you're necessarily focused on that dude in your life or whomever that you just want to appreciate love with your girls and apparently what happened There was applause in our audience when she said. I want to go out with my girlfriends for Valentine's Day and so the women applauded and some of the guys in the audience applaud to and what was told me was Wendy. Says No guys no guarantee day is not for you. This is a woman thing. You don't know what it's like being a woman you don't understand what it's like to walk in our shoes. We have this sorority of sisters. This is our day and then she went on to say and you gay guys stop wearing dresses. Start wearing our clothes and so I I don't know if she's just trying to be funny or or not. Maybe she wants guys. It's a dressing up in women's clothing. I I don't understand exactly what she was saying. But she had an outpouring a huge outpouring of of Of people very upset at what she said that would be called when someone does something. Tell me up with outrage backlash criticism. Outraged fallout we all win. You're just a bunch of cars anyway. So I'm hoping on today's show on hot topics which I watch every day with my windy will never miss a day no matter what she says. I'm hoping she goes back. In explains what she's talking about she may really have an issue or maybe she was misunderstood. But anyway I love you. Wendy and Oprah hope you're cool but on behalf of everyone in the Lgbtq community come on. Why don't you explain this? Why don't you tell us what's on your mind with that said? Let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. What are they? What's going on now at least that day? In the nation. It's the second anniversary of the horrific mass shooting at Marjory stoneman. Douglas High School that is in Parkland Florida. Seventeen people did lose their lives two years ago on This Day. Fourteen students three staff members in ten seventeen. Am Today both Dade County and Broward County. Schools are going to have a moment of silence as well as our friends. Why one hundred. A bill introduced in the Alabama House. Yesterday would require men to reach a certain age. If they want to undergo vasectomy this bill would mandate that once a man in Alabama reaches the age of fifty or he fathers three children. Whichever COMES FIRST. He can then make that decision with his body. It's called the Family Planning Bill. And they're saying it's in response to the passage of a bill outlawing. Nearly all abortion in the state last year and that this bill also designed to play some of the responsibility for reproductive health on men. The and finally Elvis just talks about the woman who showed up with Corona virus mask. Banks are saying. Please please. Don't do this. It's not a good time. If you have a scheme ask if you do have the mass that have the teeth on? I actually have one of those. I wouldn't wear it into a bank but it is causing a lot of concern and outrage. Just smarter than An. Don't do it things there you go thank you Gandhi. His name is Elvis. Hey guys it's froggy. We all know bedtime can be a battle for both you and your kids. For instance. My son used to struggle to fall asleep or fortunately we discovered vicks at peers. These kids melatonin dummies to help them fall asleep naturally by peers as kids in stores near you. Valentine's Day from Elvis durant wake up and keep in mind. If you go to the pharmacy today. The line is going to be out the door because that really is a great to buy last minute. Valentine's gives their other thing. You can do if you drop the ball. The of the month clubs. Those are always good. Oh yeah those are good Birch box one of those. Those are cool. You can cook for them. Hey Baby I decided rather than buying you some flowers. I'm just GonNa Cook dinner for you and then run the store. Grab some stuff. I think sweet movie night at home. I love movie nights at home a Gift Card for concert or sporting events you can you can print those up going on. I M I think experiences are awesome. I would rather have an experienced in like some balloons or something. You know what I would love. Gandhi watch some language learning software. Ooh That would be awesome. I'd like to brush up on my Italian and I wouldn't mind getting into Mandarin. Yeah that's actually a very good language to learn. I'll start with the Talian first. Rosetta stone is the is the the old standby but there are a lot of great APPs. You can you can buy for your Valentine in learning a language. It looks like you thought about it all along right. I think there's really sweet stuff you can do without even buying something like you could write down one thing you love about your partner for every day of the month and let them open every day. That's free just together last minute stuff to you. Don't love them. It's amazing Alex actually posted a photo of the mini bike bottom jaw. You'RE NOT GONNA be able to pry that out of his hands. No way dead hands because I told him. Do not bring that to the house. You know there are not enough. There aren't enough helmets to save you from falling off that thing so anyway. If you follow Alex Line you'll see what I got him him writing. I Beg your pardon by Kathy Online. Twenty four calling us at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. How You Doing Kathy? How are you good morning? Good Morning. Hey Listen I know that you love your mother very much right. You gotta get off. The hand held. Give me my second sheldon. Okay can you hear me better now? Oh my God you sound like you're here with me. I love that you sound Awesome Cathy. You listen to his own. The woodwork every morning every morning for like the past few years. But this week my mom. I don't know what her deal was. She's decided she wants to call me every morning so we can talk on the way to work but she just. He's real dry sometimes. How's the baby? How are you feeling? And and it's like a drug conversations. This morning I was like listen. You can't be calling me on the way to work because I listened to talk show radio and it's interesting and when you call me. I can't hear it anymore so you so you are choosing us over your mom while honor because I know you I know you love her and she loves you but in look. She thinks she's calling you every morning at the same time to connect with you. How's the baby? How's that whether the same crap she asks every day but she ariella and until she can come up with something as interesting as our show. She can't call. Yeah yeah that's what that's what I'm telling her. 'cause I was yesterday it was in the thirteenth things. You should do To Stop doing to be successful and I missed like half of it and I was so mad because she just called me to ask how the baby was the morning. We'll tell them. Hey because if you will never be successful by the way you can see that it's all over our social estra Elvis Duran show on instagram. Or ELVIS DURAN DOT COM. You can go read it and you can follow up okay. Perfect thank you pay. Listen if you read my book yet. I have not read your book yet. I know there was a pompous question. Only an egotistical jerk on the radio at ask but it's a great book. I'm going to send it to you right now. Do you mind if we hold on. Hold on Senator You. Yeah so excited. I've been looking for a good well. I'm not saying it's good. A lot of people are enjoying it. I'm a little surprised because I think it's like it's mediocre but everyone else loves it. You're GONNA love it. I'm going to send it to you right now. And thanks for listening to his. Kathy have a great weekend. Your thank you a lot of texts. Coming through today from our friends. Eliciting to south Florida around Parkland Florida and yeah. We were talking about this with Gandhi earlier in her three things you need to know and beyond that several hours ago. It's a different day than we're having in other parts of the country and everyone listening to us who are affected by that day two years ago. We're thinking about you. You're on our minds and I know that we may be carrying on acting like a bunch of idiots and a bunch of crazy guerrillas in here but we love you and Just understand that. We're trying our best to keep everyone up keep spirits up and someone actually sent a text from there. Did you see that? Just go by FROGGY. Yes I did. And there's there's a moment of silence in Miami Dade and Broward County schools at ten seventeen in our radio station. One hundred Miami will also take notice of that ten seventeen moment of silence this morning to pay respects in Texas. Thank you so much for making a smile and laugh today as we reflect. Remember and cry for our friends. We lost her apartment. Hope you have a good weekend and same to you. Let's see what do we do here? I don't even know what we don't know what day it is. What what of sound Garrett's here with sound. Well hello today to yes. Garrett going on right. Let's start with this so if you follow baseball the Houston Astros. Were found guilty of cheating back in two thousand seventeen so yesterday before spring training started. They all had to apologize but the apology sounded like when mom said. Hey you need to apologize to your brother and sister fighting with them right here. We go out and play the scary. I'm looking at C. I. Astros I'm really sorry about the choices that were made by my team by the Organization and by me I've learned from this and I hope to regain the trust of baseball fans. There you and sound rehearsed at all not at all data on read at all at a team meeting the night before. And that's what they came up with. We'll maybe you know they're not used to say you're talking in public like you. Garrett how would you apologize? I'm sorry for cheating and getting caught and not sorry Minnesota they got caught. They knew they were cheating when they were doing it. They're not sorry. That's what you have to say. We knew what we were doing. Exactly I apologize my better next time. I'm sorry we got caught televangelist. Jim Bakker guess what guys he has the cure to the corona virus. And it's only going to cost you one hundred and twenty dollars. It's influenza that is now circling the globe. You're saying that silver solution would be effective. Well let's say it hasn't been tested on this strain of the corona virus but it's been tested on other strain of the corona virus and has been able to eliminate it within twelve hours on. So do we send our money to Jim Baker for these silver solutions? I guess so right now right. He doesn't have the cure for this corona virus. But the other ones just in case you get that one okay. So one hundred twenty bucks Let's talk about new music that came out at midnight. I'll start with billy. Bush is going to be on the soundtrack to the new James Bond Film This is no time to die. Love her form okay. Good that's no time. Did I knew Billy Island? Yes and Sam Smith has to die for them good. Yes and Justin BIEBER's new album. Chances is out Changes is out and this features post Malone. This is forever Elected it's better than anything else. He's come out with on this album. I can't wait to go spend some time with this album this weekend. Right your good American. I appreciate it. Thank you thank you. Positive weekend Let's see what do you WanNa do? Now I have to do the Daniel report okay. She's not here Daniels on here. Ghandi's sitting in Daniel was out being a good mom. She went to her son. Preston's Valentine's breakfast it is that is if I was. I'd be there too but I'm not so Valentine's Day and we miss right now. What do Ya Mr to Gandhi Gandhi? Oh I like that okay. Dan Ghandi so we talked about yesterday. Jim Carey making that remark to a reporter. And everybody said Oh my gosh. That's still an appropriate. How could you say the last thing on your bucket list was her well? His Rep has come out and said sort of what? We were speculating. That in fact he wasn't making any type of pass at her but instead he was just being playful saying that all he wanted to do was be interviewed by her in that it was at the top of his bucket list. So if you care that is what Jim Carey and his representing today. Gary just mentioned Justin. Bieber's album is out and there are seventeen tracks. Got A lot of guest stars including Post Malone Kilani Travis Scott and Quavo so if you like that you could go pick it up. Today came out at midnight. Megan markle and Prince. Harry are officially splitting from the Royal Life. Apparently they fired their UK staff. Close the Buckingham Palace Office. And they're making the move across the pond as they build a charity organization. And I know you love all things royal and Daniel does too so there you go. That's just for you guys and by the way speaking of the windsors is the new CNN. Docu documentary starting ten. Pm East Coast Time on CNN. Sunday night Gandhi. Oh absolutely don't call my house. Okay I want them. Watching it. Live West is taking Sunday service to Chicago for the NBA. All Star weekend. He announced yesterday that this week service will be held at the Credit Union. One arena on Sunday Vanessa. Bryant is changing the name of Kobe's charity from the Mamba Sports Foundation to the Mamba Mamba Sita Sports Foundation obviously to honor their daughter G. G. as well Orlando Bloom. Got a tattoo and it was kind of a mistake. It's his son's name in Morse Code supposed to say Flynn but it says friend because they missed a dot so the artists says we're GONNA fix it. Don't worry it's not going to be there forever but just be careful when you got it was like it was like a picture dot dot thank God. We can fix that rain. Flynn Lady Gaga. Bleached her eyebrows. It's kind of a shocking. Look if you haven't seen it. Go check out her instagram because those eyebrows are gone. Sam claims she loves the look. But I'd like to see if Sam would actually believes her own eyebrows. It'll be a very fascinating thing to look across the table every day. No they'll do okay. Sonic the HEDGEHOG coming out today. It's up against the horror remake of fantasy island and downhill as well as the romantic drama. The photograph on TV this weekend. You have Jimmy Fallon tonight with Justin Bieber. James Corden is going to have Camila Cabello and Sunday on ABC. It's the third season premiere of American idol. It's right that he's Sunday night on. Please WATCH OUR FRIEND RYAN. Seacrest needs your support. He's running out of cash. I heard he didn't even watch. My feet are killing me last night. I can't even the previews make throw up everywhere you know. I think you need to get used to it. Because we're GONNA have. We're going to have Dr Vinton on the show. Yeah Yeah Dan Daniel the lowest setting it up for us so he's GonNa be in here so get ready. Are you a Narcos? Mexico fan season two is out. I know that you don't you love you. Love all the narcos shows. I love to see how they these drugs into the country. It's incredible I mean it's it's fiction right but it's based in reality. I mean all the stuff actually happen and it's crazy to watch an episode and go to Wikipedia and see. Oh my God that actually happened craze a also have a real life narcos if you wanna see like the actual real early. Yeah Guardian. North Narcos was out. Yeah that's the original right well Marcos in Mexico right he originally Narcos dumbed down in medicine. Right yeah well that was the one with Pablo Escobar and then the narcos. Mexico is a different worked out exactly. Yep Gandhi was talking about which narcos where you're talking about I'm seeing there's another series that's real life narcos like it's the real life narcos. If you really want to go I mean I needed scripted out so I can understand. I'm I'M GONNA actually get back to lock and key tonight on net flicks. I watched the first episode and it was okay. I watched episode two last night. I'm in I get it. I thought locking key was going to be one of those teens become shows. It's not just because a lot of teams are starring in it. No it's based on. There's a lot of high school accident not that but you know what I'm saying. It got really real and really adult last night. So I'm into it so I don't know if you're watching lock and key. Also there was something else I don't know and I'm going to have a night alone to my Valentine's night I'm doing. I'm going to go to a of come home. I'm by myself. Alex see him for a couple of days. So I'm like I want to get into. I want to get into something new and different to watch a pharmacist telling you I thought you were going to do. Game of thrones whole thing. Tonight game of thrones tonight but I think you could bath way through season one. Why notice I could? I almost watched parasite last night. Yeah but it was like seven thousand dollars. I'm not I'm not going to spend. I think nine hundred ninety nine or twenty nine ninety nine or whatever we're going to spend that it'll be out on its own for free right soon soon enough. I would think yeah. I Bet I could send you a website that you could get it from. If you're not worried about your computers health. Okay good thank you but back to you know watching a show that suggested to you by a friend or by your your morning show you listen to everyday perchance I mean? Can you give it more than fifteen minutes? Even if you're going into it yeah I find you. Can I mean if you're not into it in fifteen minutes you stay with it? I try to give it to episodes so like even. With game of thrones the first episode. I kind of wasn't really feeling it and then I watched the second one and I thought okay. I'm here for this now. Sometimes you just want to get to the story. I'll be honest. I watched a DEA Shits Creek show on. Netflix and I watched one episode. I forced myself to watch happened. Second episode I didn't Love It. I know but they're saying three episodes in is where you need to go to. I don't know what's what's startling to me. Is that what you said the other day? Elvis where you will judge a series just by the description so we have such short short attention spans. That that'll just be it for you. You like you just dismiss. It turned the page so fifteen minutes giving show a fifteen minutes is actually kind of a long time. Considering I'm sitting here with my broken rib thinking. I need to learn how to shuffle cards as I can affects Irib. No no no well this one. I'm doing while I'm sitting here. I'm not very active. So I'm sitting here thinking about crap. I shouldn't be thinking about. Can you shuffle cards very well? I'm I'm not good at it. Well enough room anyone. Classic split them in half and do that little flip thing young people who do the crazy like from faraway type of stuff. So you're like me you just due to an has done exactly. I want to do the Sh- I can do. The Seventh Decca Card in a deck. It's something I've always wanted to do. Their little things. Everyone needs to know how to do. You need to know how to whistle. Like scary. Can't whistle like regular people and missiles through his teeth I whistle. A tweet. Wasn't home my teeth Whistling Museum. My tongue as a top the bottom of my teeth. Listen to what it sounds like that way anyway. Terrible are we on the radio talk. Did you find some cards? I found some ready now. Let me shovel. The I got to give a disclaimer. These are not broken in in her. We have clay lying very okay. Oh you can do. You can do not even broken in what they call. It's called bridge. Broken it okay. I gotTa do with me. I'll tell you that. Oh ooh Goodrich on with this bridge. Yeah Daddy likes line. Seven is clay from Virginia Beach. Here's a talent. Hey Clay can you. Can you shuffle cards can I? What exactly can you show cards card? Not that great style. So clay used to do singing telegrams that was this your job or just a part time weekend thing. Well I actually had a business. A singing telegram business in Virginia Beach Virginia for about Sixteen Years. Right and now. I'm doing flowers and design work but I still enjoy singing and doing the theater thing every now and then all right so For which occasions would you show up as a senior telegram? Birthdays birthdays anniversaries. And I've done them in every I mean I've even done a singing telegram and a funeral home before on a C. Telegram for Valentine's Day by chance I do I do. Yes Berating enforce. Oh do you guys want here. Klay do Valentine's singing telegram on right here. We go okay here. We go won't. Up My valuable time. I really want you to be mine. I buy you choose. I'll buy why won't you be my Valentine your cares and troubles. Iot His Down on my knees also. WoN'T YOU BE MY VALENTINE? I'll walk the dog. I walk the line song. Be My home and this is better than singer. Clay you know kind of a thing of the past. Now you'd have to do singing tweets. You're you're absolutely right. I mean I used to go into a room to be Restaurants and banks and gorilla costumes and so forth and nowadays. You can't even do that. You Know Yeah no rob them. They'll shoot you in the head. Well listen thank you for sharing your Valentine's seeing instagram post. We're changing. I have a great Valentine's Day. I love your show. Thanks so much. Well thank you very much. Heavy member Wilson. The cleaning guys Christmas album for the foot raise knows reindeer house very ties known. Then you'll love is new Valentine's Day album. Roses Fred violets are blue. You'll get instant classic. Love songs like this to talk you through talk to on roses as red violets are blue love takes on a whole new meaning and so to some other words when you hear this is Houston one. When you hear Wilson Sitting Wab songs you'll want to grab hold of a loved one and see if they know what he's saying especially on songs like this and their best hitter for you one to three. I can't be hero. I I was my. Oh after hearing Wilson's Valentine's Day CD roses as red violets are blue. You'll finally the meaning of love even if you don't understand Wilson. Please buy my albums. His whole love by I spray you. We win this morning. Show we love Wilson all right. Let's talk about it here it is. It's a Valentine's Day. You don't WanNa think about work especially if you have the task of hiring someone new for your small or medium or large business today. So don't do it. Let ziprecruiter do it for you? We've been talking about Ziprecruiter for years now. And of course we've been telling you the story about Dylan Miss Quits. We've told you the story a thousand times but I love telling the story you want to hear the story about Dylan. Mika wits out well he is the owner of Cafe Ultra in. It's a big huge incredible gourmet coffee company. He needed to hire a director of coffee. As told you many times someone who is in charge of buying coffee beans and roasting them tasting them for quality control anyway. He's trying to find the right person to be this person. And it's difficult job boards. He was using delivered tons of unqualified unqualified applicants. So he used Ziprecruiter. He had someone in within a week. He hired a director of coffee now. How difficult is that? I mean. That's a very specialized profession? Don't you think yes anyway? He switched to Ziprecruiter and applications came in by the dozens. The difference was these applications. All these people were qualified because Ziprecruiter only invite people who are qualified for employers. Who Post a job with Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate? And I try for free. Ziprecruiter DOT com slash elvis that ziprecruiter dot com slash Elvis. Valentine's Day from Elvis in the morning show. I'm looking forward to spend time with Justin bieber's new album. I haven't heard the whole thing. This is the first time in a long time a new album from an artist like that. Just come out and I haven't heard it already so I'm going to be listening to the whole world. I'm I'm being a mere mortal today. How does it feel? Does it feel weird. It feels so strange. I know but that's one of the one of the perks of doing what we do. Is We get these these these albums early and I didn't so I'm ready to go. I know that one The song that Justin Bieber does with post Malone called forever. Believe sounds great. I love it Valentine's Day flowers aplenty. Flowers are flying left and right never actually read an article in the New York Times. There's a company. Gandhi in New York. City takes flowers from events and resells them so you can buy recycled flowers. That are still looking okay. And you buy them at discount rates. That's it isn't so much stowaway Lauren. Line one calling with an interesting thought I. Lauren had Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day guys. So deliver what you did so I gotTa Tell You I sent flowers to myself. So you know you like promotion and one eight hundred flowers and I was like Damn I. I'm an older woman. divorced and Valentine's Day used to be the state that absolutely hate it and I'm like I'm so overall drama I said what can I do for myself so I I said roses to myself and I wrote this awesome note and I just Just loving myself. And that's what it's all about. I'm not bombing that I don't have anybody thinks this Valentine's Day and I'm really basically really good so we asked you not to be too personal but can you tell us what you wrote to yourself on your note. Oh my God I have it with me. Oh good you might be like caring listening here. We go oh my God all right. This is a little embarrassing. All right all right here we go here. We go all right ready when I look at you. All I see is beauty. You shine so brightly with a loving powerful glow that is sexy and there is a simple your smile lights up every room being with you is the best part of my life. Oh Cutoff Lauren. You know that's beautiful and I can tell just by the sound of your voice that you up to every single thing you said to yourself in that note all right thank you thank you. Yeah I you know I feel really good about it and Yeah I got my birthday coming up and it's like this goes just something for myself. So are you going to surprise yourself as something for your birthday? I guess you can't surprise yourself with now that possible. Well happy happy. Valentine's Day Laura and you know by the way one eight hundred flowers dot com is where you go flowers there. They got tons of beautiful. I have to say the record. Just they were lovely. Yeah love hearing that happy. Valentine's Day Lauren. In take good care of yourself your next you guys too bye bye. I love hearing that. You know what you got to love yourself. If you don't love you no one else is GonNa love you. That was a great note seriously. I WanNa copy that and read it to myself every day. I'll write your note. Which she said was perfect. Why would I change that note? Jerusalem Jerusalem a good idea. You can see you telling your shut up. I can see you telling yourself how sexy you think you are. Do you really think you're sexy. You know not as sexy as I once was but I'm getting back to you know I'm bringing sexy back regaining it. Yeah you're gaining doing to regain it exactly I'm doing a lot of sit-ups a lot of sit-ups Gadot now look at this look great better now than you did a priest Roque which one. Let's get things you need to know own up to Gandhi. It's all you all right. Today is the second anniversary of the horrific mass shooting at Marjory stoneman. Douglas High School. If you don't remember on this day in two thousand eighteen seventeen people lost their lives including fourteen students and three staff members today at ten seventeen. Am Dade County and Broward County along with our sister station? One hundred is going to have a moment of silence. Energy companies are warning against something this Valentine's Day and it is letting those metallic heart shaped balloons go. I don't like balloons go in general. That's a terrible plan but these ones in particular are conductors of the material that is used. So they're saying when they float away and hit a power line. They can melt electric wires short transformers and knock out power. So if you're thinking about taking those outside and letting them go think again. It is a hazard. Entire city goes black. It probably not Russia in their computer systems. Mylar balloon it's exactly that just a balloon and nothing else and finally NASA is taking an interest in Venus the Davinci plus mission is going to send a spacecraft to analyze Venus's atmosphere and try to determine whether there was ever an ocean there it's also going to attempt to map the surface of Venus and try to understand the geology. That's at work there and those three things out of all the planets Venus is the sexiest. Don't you agree yeah? I think I don't know I kind of like those rings around Saturn now right. No URANUS JOKES PLEASE. Okay thank you. Gandhi are one of our favorite Valentine's phone taps from the Valentine's vault to rain in the morning. Show all right you know. We haven't done top of the charts in a while I love. I love this segment. What we do we give you the number one songs all different genres of music here in the US and then we traveled to different countries. Just a few. We don't we can't do them all every every week but anyway we traveled to different countries to tell you what their number one songs are there. Don't you find that just F- An interesting? I love it. I love the way you pronounce it to. This is the most exciting part. About how butcher foreign name or you're about to hear wait till we get to visit Austria. Oh boy maybe an Austrian will call and tell me you're a German or someone will call me. Tell me how to pronounce this all right. Well let's get into a top of the charts. Let's start hearing the good old USA ready Gandhi the number one top forty song in America. Well thank you for asking. That would be roddy rich with the bucks up to stick scary. What's RB HIP hop song? In American life is good future featuring drake working on a weekend like goes wrong in it. Deepen usual all right sweaty past state doing too much. Let's go to what's the number one country song in America is it honey. I wish I was with you. But I'm in Savannah tonight. No Marin Morris and the bones man Morris Let's see people. There's no what here's Dan. I'll go Gandhi number one Latin Song in America. Thank you for asking. That would be Osuna with fund. Acea SCON- nate nate. What's the number one dance song in America? It's in the dark vintage culture and fancying dance. Song sounds good. I want to go dance to them but didn't have a broken rib. I would ask by the way. Have I ever told you today? I have a broken rib all right. You haven't mentioned it for a while. Oh it hurts exist. Can we also say that you got the Brooklyn ripped from kneeing yourself in the chest? I need myself in the chest while working on a lake. Press on a leg press so. I can't do leg presses anymore. All right. Let's go around the world now whip out your passport. Let's go to Brazil God. The number one song in Brazil this week is called me Lou by Gustavo Lima and of course Gustavo Lima easy to pronounce okay so Austria the name of the song. That's number one in Austria. This week is donuts but the name of the artist is goose zoos. Unless we're Zeus. It's Jisi Jozy. How would you say that you doughnuts and okay number one in Austria number? One donuts by route spin expected by Susan. Let's go to beautiful Portugal. I Love Portugal that everyone's on this week in Portugal is by Julia. It's called my Nina. Solta bed Nestle. We know Portugal. Lisbon is so beautiful. Often I've been down the coast scary. You should go. You'll love it. I was go to Thailand. The number. One Song is by Zico. It's called any song I'm Lou. Thailand is weak on. I right let me try to screw up the France Song from a grudge. You're and whose length Wa the number one song in France is never riven. Pa GO AHEAD RIGHT. I nailed it. Deny my thumb the hammer so number one in France is Ned Riviera in pot. All right there you go. There's your top of the Charts. That was fabulous. All right the reason I tear it up and throw it away because the charts are always changing so next time you hear us through the top of the charts. We'll go to different countries and by the way a disclaimer. If you don't hear your country today doesn't mean we don't like your country people are asking. Where's Italy well? We can't do all countries that would globe of countries. We be your three hours also if you hear a song. That's let's say from an Italian artist but it's number one in Thailand. That happens sometimes. 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53 - Valentine's Day

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53 - Valentine's Day

"What's up everybody it's fortune? I've got a brand new tour. Starting in March I am coming to Grand Rapids Michigan Boston Austin Massachusetts New Haven Connecticut and Dallas Texas plus tons of other cities Columbus Ohio. DC NEW ORLEANS ATLANTA THE CHICAGO PITTSBURGH AUSTIN TEXAS SACRAMENTO. So many places go to Fortune teamster dot com slash tour to find. Find out if I'm coming to a city near you and also be added shows ceus and welcome to another episode of sincerely fortune. This is fortune and Jacks. And we're back talk about love talking about love. jags token about Lou. jags wow okay. It's Big Valentine's week and you know Jackson are here in. LA AAC keeping sexy. But you know we're busy with work to and that's been really fun. People have been watching Netflix. Special sweet and salty alty have been getting lots of wonderful emails from folks saying that you guys have been enjoying it so thank you so much for that. I appreciate it because projects had to spend two of her last years on the road with me. Touring that special and it makes it worth it right yes. Yeah Ah I will say. Valentine's Day is coming up and pretty much. Your number one day idea for Valentine's Day is stay at home put sweet and salty on your net flicks. Yes and surprise your partner with some sweet and salty snacks. That's amazing on Valentine's Day chocolates or candies cakes popcorn that actually Jackson who would tell me that was an idea that she was throwing out. That's pretty amazing idea Would you like that well. Yes I would sounds. Sounds like an amazing date. Well I mean that's the thing Valentine's is was created for these hallmarked people to make money and it's a big business so I say stay. Stay at home. Save your money. Watch my special and I can't take full credit for that. Someone on think it was facebook had mentioned that they were doing that with their partner and so I can still the idea I didn't steal it I borrowed it. That's good. That's pretty genius. I I agree. It's been a cold Tom. I can't believe we're already into mid February January was a whirlwind. So many cool things happen. I you got to do the colder show as a first time. I've ever gotten a sit down on the couch at a late night. Talk show so that was a huge deal for me as Stephen Colbert was so nice. He is from South Carolina. I'm from North Carolina he's a little fancier than me but I feel like we really connected exited over barbecue barbecue something that brings everybody together. Then I got to meet my other. Favorite Person Kili Clarkson Jack's ex how much fun was going to kill. Clarkson show it was pretty great. It was she's really good at hosting. Yeah and our show is just really fun and the people people working on our staff were all super happy and positive The Green Room had a carey. okey microphone lots of of good snacks. They had like see's candies and little mini cupcakes. I was in heaven and I love Kelly Clarkson if you guys ever watch me on Chelsea lately you were remembered Josh Wolff and I were always begging her to come on the show and she never did. I got to go on her. Show cell. Look how that worked on her show and not only. Did I meet her. But Norman Lear was the guest and he and I hit it off. People are still writing me about him. They're we all. He looked like he loved. You and I loved him. We're definitely Powell's so that was a cool introduction and then they surprised me with coconut cake. I had instagram'd at the beginning of the year that I really wanted this coconut cake that Tom cruise infamous for sending to be basically if he works with anybody. If it's a writer if it's a someone's assistant he sends them this coconut cake and then it's now dubbed the Tom Cruise cake and I found out about this because my friend got one and I was like I really want to try this cake preferably from Tom Cruise anyway. It didn't come from Tom. Cruise but it came from Kelly Clarkson and that was amazing. She had this cake brought out and it was delicious and I loved it and it still some of. It's still in the freezer and that's what I'll be eating on Valentine's Day. Yeah I was just GonNa say it sounds like you're all set. My job is done. Oh woah well this year. I have to do a show on Valentine's Day at the University of Delaware. You know those college kids they gotta keep it sexy. I hope you bring out an ice cream dance for them. Oh maybe it's hard to heave. Ice Cream melted yet. People have attempted to many he times. And it's never great when it's not fresh from the ice cream store. God bless people have brought a gallon of ice cream into the show Lake Lake packed with ice still melts. Some people brought me Astronaut ice cream the freeze dried time. It's a little different China. China is room dance with freeze dried ice cream at your special remember. That girl tried to bring you ice cream and like a ziplock and it was just liquid is yeah someone did bring me ice cream popsicles in San Antonio so yeah. Many of tried many fail a hill. It's all about the effort in a really appreciate that. But you don't have to do that. You guys yes please. Don't and now Jackson and I are starting this new tour. We're going man or doing a lot of theaters. I've done a few theaters here and there. But this is the first time I've done a real theater theater tour aside from a couple of clubs so this is a really exciting time for me. Because I have been touring for ten years. I don't know the Netflix special has such a big reach and issues really cool as a performer. To get to see your hard work paying off and seeing the results results is special seeing this like getting to go to the next step and do these theaters and I just. I'm really grateful for all you. People that continue to support workman are letting me have these milestones. You're awesome but today my love. Jack's is about long Came came up to me this weekend and said that they heard me seeing on the radio. Oh show that I do every morning with Tom. Papa and Siriusxm and he told me I'm GonNa Brag but he said that should make a song album and I know this because he also after the night messaged me now Beautiful voice because you know you guys have heard right here. I like to break into song here and there. I don't know and albums really stretching. Can you imagine me getting on Instagram. Be Like you guys dropping right now. My new album. You know your mom's going to hear this podcast and she's GonNa go call him right now. She's always she loves when I sing and I just. I'm not a trained singer. I just messed around. She's about you call him. You tell him you want to make an album. Oh boom although I could totally see you on Broadway. I feel like you would be good at the acting in the singing. I don't know if I'd want to sit down and listen. Yeah but I mean you do know how to sing. Yeah I sing in tells the city but yeah I mean Broadway would be fun to do at one point there. It's not easy to get cast on those shows but you never know if the right opportunity came along. You had that one. I dish in where they considered considered you and called you back but they ended up going. Did they go with a trained singer. Remember it was for that one project and you were going to have to. They were considering like real musicians and they didn't tell you know right away. Yeah it was a really big movie and yeah they were either going to hire like the amazing singer or like a funny person. You know funny person that could hopefully sing. I got down the line. I had to go in and sing for all the producers and that that was so nerve racking. I was singing in the shower like every morning. You know it's funny because I can do stand up all day long and not even break a sweat You asked me to sing. My heart is on the floor. I'm like so nervous I can't even hardly function so does love singing. I do yeah you sing in the shower a lot. Whenever we're in a hotel I leave the door open so jars? I can hear my sweet tunes that I'm usually singing to her. Usually something by boys demand. Okay it's what I plan on doing for her Valentine's before I fly out that more. Wake you up. jags hitch L. Valentine's Day he. Hey Girl Actually I want original song and now that we've got this recording equipment. You can sneak in here make you poured it. Yes okay. I'll do that original. I don't want to love song uncover I wanna know reach our work on it. Now why do I have a feeling. It's going to be a song and you just like change problem. I find a word or some of them to be changing word. So let me ask you. This must sweets. Are you a big Valentine's Day person. No not really actually five five years I know the answer. It's the People WanNa know. I'm asking what they're what they're burning questions. I knew that you didn't get too hung up on Valentine's Day. That's why seems okay. They don't show that night right. My birthday is in February so so I feel like sometimes when your birthday is close to a holiday one of the two goes away and I'd much rather celebrate my birthday even though I'm not big on that either then then Valentine's Day do you like what Valentine's represents or do you think it's a big. I think it's ridiculous. I am a little ridiculous ridiculous. I think that it's important to celebrate and appreciate your partner year round if you have one and if you're single it is it it feel you feel a little bit of sadness or pressure. And that's kind of a bummer. Young single people feel and I know that from from years of being single on Valentine's Day so now that I have been lucky enough to find love. I almost feel guilty to be like look at what I'm doing for. Milady post a photo on again. Let's not get crazy. What I like is gallon? Tines day started with parks and REC like ten years ago and and a lot of businesses now promote that too I mean of course another way to make money but traditionally. It's celebrated the day before Valentine's Day Jason with your friends. I think that school and this year. I'm going to celebrate gallons day on February fourteenth where I feel like if especially if you're single or not with your partner. Yeah why not celebrate it on Valentine's Day for sure. What are you going to do? I'm going to be with my friend. WHO's a lot like Kamei and we'd love to be extra together so I'm sure I don't know it it will involve crazy outfits? And maybe some face masks slut of Leonard print outfits. I'm sure some champagne good food. Oh I'm sad to be Mrs Gal Downtimes Day. Why not have to go out of town? I mean maybe we'll get massages. Comedown uh-huh oh man. I think Valentine's Day to me. It is celebrated more by people in newer relationships relationships. Like it's or they're like not living together yet. It's that when you're young and you're like sending things to their to their classroom classroom or their apartments but it's like once you get older. You're that you've been together for a while you're married. It seems like people we're just trying to like get by in life and they are like. Oh yeah it sounds John stay so I don't know I've curious how people the WHO've been you know celebrating Valentine's for a long time. How they keep it how they keep that flame live? Keep it sexy but sexy. 'cause you know Jack I I fall into that trap myself where I work a lot and both of us get really busy with life and Jackson's helping take care of so many things on the tour and and she's always in charge of the dogs and how a million things for them and the house and and life life just gets crazy. Sometimes I am guilty of not being as romantic as I could be. You know I need to a need need to step it up so I'm sure there's plenty of people listening there right now. Who are going through the same thing? So Jack how you're going to make me play on Jackson. Is there anything you wish I I would do. More of where address in heels. Don't want that Allah will. You're not a big flowers person right. Yeah I like Sydney Zinni flow. You do like certain traits depending on what they are I like to give you cards. Yeah Yeah I think I tend to like things that are thoughtful And so I think for me like the biggest thing is to try and personalise if someone just brings me like a dozen red roses and some chocolates and like okay. I would prefer like a homemade card or You know what my favorite flowers are. which are Daisies now with Joe. They're not roses. I know that it's a flower that I keep forgetting the name of its Hughes. Say here Sunday come on. What's the name I know what they look doc like but I can't remember the name of them maybe could Cook me dinner? Okay would you WANNA eat. It says okay so quickly she even though. I'm not a good cook. I'm trying to save you from from. Oh my cooking anyway but for a one of those flowers called the I know I can show you what they look like on a thing but we'll actually. I've changed my favorite grit and now I prefer something like a dried flower bouquet because they looked for months. That's a thing you mean. Yeah you can buy like dried flower. Our bouquets daughters to hold by you. Dead Flowers yes. I'm Oh by you dead flowers. That's what you want for real sure. Are you teasing me. No we've really. Oh 'cause you just because you can't keep them in your house along. Yeah like for a few miles or they have those flowers that are preserved the road. It's usually roses right last for like a year. Okay I just don't like how the water and flowers gets disgusting and I'm always the one having to clean the vase way. The showers when they're done. What was your favorite tree to get? I like different things again. I prefer things that are more unique. I saw online. They have a company company. Well I don't know if I want to share this because I was going to get it for you. Here's a little. Go ahead okay. It's called call uncommon goods and they make homemade nut butter cups peanut butter and other not buttered. I put my fingers careers and moved around so it may noise. I couldn't hear you okay. I really don't know what you said. Good there's a lot of great chocolate. Companies or desert replaces so like anything and a lot of companies. Do something special for Valentine's Day. I love a treat a treat. Wait I know you're pretty easy to shop for. I like coffee and treats and then I'm a happy lady. It does does not take much to please me. I also was looking into different chocolates and things that you can buy but I know not. Everyone likes chocolate and there are so many if you don't like to eat chocolate but you still like the scent or whatever. They make chocolate so chocolate. scented candles chocolate coffee. I mean you that just knocks two things out for you. Coffee and chocolate tea chocolate bath bombs so lots of options. We GonNA to celebrate on Saturday when I got back all right. Hugh Sumner take you somewhere. I got to plan it. Oh yes I see. That's the problem with having a partner like Jack's who is so good at planning things I get to use to deferring to her the need to step it up so if any fellows are listening out there you gotta step it up too because you know. Sometimes we get a little slack. DOC and our lady's need us to make some efforts so I'm canceling that dozen roses but yeah I think it's important to just keep this mark alive. I think anyone really appreciates thoughtful gift. So think about your partner and what they would like more than oh shoot. I'm on my way home from work. I better pick up a teddy bear and balloon from the side of the road. Run into the corner store and and get a bag. Although now a lot of grocery stores sell chocolate covered strawberries and into that. But I mean I do prefer nice dark dark chocolate covered strawberry. Some your what you like changes and and then I think I'm getting the thing you like. And then you're like ooh adult like this at all I'm like never. Oh you're hard to surprise I am. I mean I totally admit that yes but but I gotta get creative and think. Oh you can write me Paul okay or we could do an experienced together. Okay couples massage. J- we like to sometimes go away for a night right now. It's harder because I am terrified of leaving biggie. But you know I mean what says says romance more than going on a little station and taking the dog bed and putting it between easily Salihi Eastman's leaving between US lately. 'cause she's gotTa keep an eye on them and uh make sure he doesn't get sick or anything so and we have a really high bed and I'm always afraid he's GonNa fall off of it so he has to go between us like we're like bumper. So does it Paul out of the bed. Well if you if you want to celebrate Valentine's Day with the person that you're with and you don't have a lot of money. There are a few Ideas here on this site called the spruce dot COM is some stay at home. Valentine's Day date ideas. One Jack said at Netflix and chill. That's a big one stay. Hey in watched him net flicks the chill part. That's up to you fondue for two. Jacks I love. Do you get like a fondue pot and either do chocolate or cheese. While I don't eat cheese but I'm into the chocolate yeah and then you can get like little treat to dip it with like people use about strawberries stories or what else they get large. Kate IOS anything really Graham crackers. That's true net. My special and fondue do this. This is an at home spa. Those that still cost money by one of the foot now. It's it says that I wanna what picture of one of those feet water thing. Okay but also when you say at home spot could just be. You're you're like Oh this could be something you could do. Doesn't this sound fun. Oh like massage your partners for feet. Yeah I was GONNA say actually clip my toenails house but you know like I wash my toes. Nice okay I'm the one getting the regular pedicures so any listening. Thank you Texas Very Clean Merson. You could wash your partners fee and then massage them or also neck massage Josh. This has set up a Nacho bar. That's a great idea. It's got like little cute dips deal pill tray of G- WALKEN CASO off some cases and beans. That's really cute. But you make you gotta make McHugh. Don't make it like here's just like some chips and salsa plant an indoor picnic this has like cheese tray wine that's good makes Moore's that again another delicious tree for more is like like over the gas stove or are you. It doesn't say toast over your stay or if you have a gas range plan a Board Game Night Board Games. If you're into that Jackson not into the board games order your favorite meal. This has a bunch of Thai Food L. of that but we do that on the rags so that wouldn't be very special for us. Learn a dance. Well if you're into dancing you could like youtube like the Char Foxtrot and learn how to make a Valentine's Day breakfast like I. That's a nice tree is a big stack of pancakes here. That reminds me. I saw an a gift idea list a waffle maker that made heart-shaped shape waffles to give to someone and then like see. That's where I know if you gave me the heart shaped waffle maker. I'd be like no you want me to make waffles gift for me. I did think like if you bought the hurt shape waffle maker heart-shaped waffles. That's thoughtful and then you could give give it to me because you know I'd normally be making them east make yourself yes. There was another gift idea about woman for a man it could be a woman woman A Bacon Bouquet bake this particular other sites for your man of biking bouquet. Mix up a cartel make us specialty like that to look up some recipes. He's learned a new craft together. That's not for us but that makes me think of all those experiences you can do like you can go to like a a pottery class and make pottery together. You go to one of those paint nights where it's like. Why numbers definitely do the no no one on saying do the pottery thing and reenact the ghost the scene from ghost? Yeah anyway go a cooking class that that would be maybe good specially for people who aren't great at cooking on Hint Sake. That's all I have. This says has ask each other questions. Things you can print out there from the New York Times. They have thirty eighty six questions. That psychologists say lead to love and helps you be more vulnerable with your partner so download these New York Times thirty six I. We're not endorsing that. Because to me that seems I could go either way. You either feel closer to your partner. You're breaking up at the end of valley doors doors. It do what you want. I'm just saying it's their map out a future vacation. That's cute be like hey woman we're going somewhere on this continent. Let's figure it out and then you have a map. This is have a video game marathon. There could be a few girls that are into that. Mostly that's a dude dream. You're either GONNA have people very into that are very not into that. That's true. Create a scrapbook scrapbook of your travels now things. You don't much from her tro. Who does a scrapbook anymore? Most people now everything's online and you've got your instagram which I feel like in a way as a digital scrapbook. Yeah well that's all their ideas. 'cause you know those restaurants get expensive and those are some. Some of those are some cute ideas. I feel like Valentine's Day at restaurants. It's like New Year's Eve where a lot of restaurants make you do it a set menu and it's overpriced and you don't like half of what's on there so so that's why I like cooking or takeout or like Jack said as long as there's some thought that goes behind it you'll be good I I also like a concert but there's not always a show during this time but buying your partner concert tickets for future show because again it's inexperience experience. You guys are going to do together shoe. You also surprise your partner with tickets one of my stand up shows. I thought you were going to say an at home concert cert. Yeah I'm GonNa give you an answer. I going to give me a private standup show. You don't want that that's called every day testing. Wow new jokes. I've been writing new material for this new tour in Jackson being the Guinea pig last jokes last night she did a show with some other comics. Comics and one of the comic was working out some new material and he was joking that he was mad at his wife. He's like this joke. You know killed in my wife's walking closet is it. She said it was great but now on the stage bombing. I don't think Matinee it was funny it was funny. We also went to our sincerely fortune facebook page and we asked Some of you guys had any burning questions or anything on in your mind for This v day about love so we are GonNa take a look at that real quick to see if Jackson. I might be able to offer up some advice. We're pretty amazing. Someone asked what was the most romantic thing you've done or have had done for someone on Valentine's Day. Well Gosh what have I done on Valentine's Day something amazing I've taken you We went to Nashville Short. We had a trip to Nashville there. No shows I was sick as a dog but we made plans. This is when we were long distance. I we I said meet. Let's meet in Nashville and Booked a hotel room. I found like a couple of dinner places that were Nice so we had dinner Friday night. Saturday night you're looking at me like you don't remember this. No I do remember. I remember that you didn't meet me there. The first night I went to a concert alone. Something happen I've been. I think you were supposed to be there and you weren't which is fine. I had a great time conflict or my plane. Got Cancel Right. So I'm saying I do remember the girl and we bought tickets last minute and my seat was at the back of the venue and they went by myself ended up the moved to the front row so it was that I was alone and I was trying to remember. If you did have one show there. I don't think so. We just picked it because we like Nashville. Yeah yes I really. That was pretty romantic. Yeah Yeah thank you I. I brought you Valentine's balloon and chocolates. Remember that but I have a picture of me holding it as far as other things I've done I don't remember do you. I don't have a very good memory. I put a lot of thought into things at the time and then I forget what I did. Yeah I can't even tell you what we did last year for Valentine's Day I have no idea. Yeah I really. I don't remember either. I have to scroll back. Usually Jackie's very thoughtful. She gives me look cute presence and doesn't very sweet for me MHM. I'll never forget so Chelsea as some people say loving caring for someone's happiness more more than your own. Do you agree with this or do you have another definition of love. Will you think jerks. I don't agree with that. I think that when you care about someone else's happiness more more than your own eventually it can lead to resentment and things. I think it's very important that you're happy because if you're not happy it's hard to be in a partnership with someone else in for you both to be happy like I feel temporarily. It can work but it never works out in the long run but having said did that I do think that when you find the right person you do care about their happiness and you do want to do everything in your power to help make them unhappy. You know what I'm saying but you definitely need to focus on yourself I That's right yeah I mean you want to be a good partner Berbie there for each other but yeah also not neglecting your own needs. She also asked what are some types of compatibility that people need to have with each gather to succeed long-term. That aren't as obvious as things like. Do you guys want to have kids right. I think you the way you live in your space. Should line line up. Like even the like Jackson's cleaner than I am in that she scrapes things down and I don't but I don't like a messy house. I don't like horror. I I like minimal things and that so we line up in that way. We like a house with less than a house with more. That's important I think you need to enjoy doing similar things activity wise. Like how you spend your free time should line up in. Not Everything like like. Some people might like to play. Video Games of the president doesn't but like Jackson oftentimes liked to do similar types of things. Go Nice dinners owners concerts find activity. I mean you know we kind of laugh off silly thing like oh we would never do that like that always seems to line up. I think to like having similar morals or you know like where you're like no I don't think that right. I feel we're pretty similar on a lot of things like I have an opinion about whatever. Usually you have the same or a similar one which helps with things. Yeah you we. We approach morality and where the line is in life From the same were cut from the same cloth week that like when someone does something we both independently have that like. Oh that was a weird thing that person did or or like. Oh Oh I would not do that thing this because of this. That definitely seems to be in line and having said all these things different different things work for different people. I mean if it works for you to be with someone that you have nothing in common with. But they're working all the time and you're off hanging out with your friends in that situation works for you then for you but yeah for me. I definitely think that finding someone who can be my best friend who we like to do many similar things in because we do spend a lot of time has made things a lot easier. Yeah for sure someone asked about being being friend zone. I do one answer that real quick because there's plenty of single folks out there and we've both been they're they're asking like Have you ever been friends zone. and Are you comfortable being that I was a friend zone. Plenty and it's hard his. It's hurtful you like somebody they don't like you back and I would hang around for a little bit because I think I had hoped that it would eventually lead to something but I have found in my experience. Is that that old. Saying not that old saying you remember that book. He's just not that into you or she's is not an issue. I have found the remote experience if someone isn't treating you in that way early on like they're not seeming to to like you is more than a friend usually that doesn't evolve again. That's not always always the case. I've known people that eventually got together but I recommend not putting your you can still be friends with them and still care about them. But I'm not putting all your time and energy into that person hoping it's going to turn into more 'cause usually the friend zone thing sticks. Don't you think I think yes because if I've learned the hard way that people they'll tell you or show you pretty early on if they're into you and if they're not if they're not doing that then usually they're just seeing more of a friend and it's it's hurtful for you to protect yourself you don't WanNa put all all your eggs in that basket. Yeah I think women have it easier time though going from sometimes going from like friends zone to a romantic relationship chip I feel like with men. Usually if they're not attracted to you right away. It's not going to work but women can talk themselves like Oh but they're so nice we get along. I haven't had that experience personally but most of the ones that I can think of off the top of my head where I've seen that happen with friends. Maybe they would have a relationship chip with that person for a while but ultimately they always broke up usually it was because then like Oh. We're best friends now. We're romantic partners. But then and someone would come into the picture where they had like that intense chemistry with and eventually than the relationship and not always. If in one of those situations where you were friends. I turn romantic Best of luck to you. That's right. We were romantic right away. And whether you're you're single or in a relationship we hope that you have a great Valentine's Day absolute celebrating it alone with friends with a lover. Whatever if you're by yourself enjoy the night oil your spoil yourself because guess what who knows you best you and before we go we have a special guest asked who wanted to chime in about Valentine's Day? Hi Paul et SMI Brenda I Love Valentine's Day is my favorite time of the year cozy. Usually I get a president. NTM GETS A president and we all win so for this this Valentine's Day. I asked him to take me to Two Chili's so I can get me. One of those triple dippers and one of those Presidential I love those Presidente presidential. What is it? I don't know but I feel real important when I drink them I just hope that. Tm over there you hear me TM. I that's right. I'm talking about Valentine's Day. I hope you got me something. Good like some Turquoise earls. You're not getting your present doesn't at the end. I won't be home back what I was going to give to you. You hear that okay. This is your first warning anyway anyway. I hope you'll have a happy Valentine's Day. I am truly in love with my partner team even though I wanNA kill them at least three times a day a love them that sob be Baio as as such a treat to have Brenda China guys. Hope you have a great week and talk to you next Wednesday.

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Episode 12 - Special Valentine's Day Episode

Colorful Minds

06:14 min | 4 months ago

Episode 12 - Special Valentine's Day Episode

"Everybody welcome back to another episode colorful mines. This is her goal london. See and there's one. i wish. Everybody vowed valentine's time stay out here. You know valentine's day multi level loves and everything by people always make you feel that you need a house somebody on valentine's day and you really don't need anybody i mean it's okay dill celebrate valentine's day by yourself and now is no sad. Put that thing that people try to make you feel that you need you need you need somebody put you down love so this is how i feel. I feel like valentine's day. You can be on valentine's day. He seemed like no bio some nice anti ills and everything you know by the value anything for valentine's day you can beyond the downstairs and the people who do. Have you know lovers husbands and boyfriends good for you know what you can celebrate valentine's day which allow one on stuff but the people who don't have valentine's day we do. You can do whatever you want us more on the date. If you want to you can say at home what to find or hang out with that one person. You have a question one but it's really up to you. Do not let nobody in your hair making. You think that you need somebody on thursday because you don't for my younger viewers who is on high school. It's okay if you don't have a ballantine's day for wha- date one of football downstate look maybe not you. Maybe this year to have nobody but to not to friend more bounce. They danced Scenario disco which will find. It's not win in the low that you need somebody. Downtown's day to go do it. It's okay the but me in full of people who are doing one dane websites bounded. Lavar say they'd be very cautious. Because you know there's some crazy people. He'll so very cautious. We want to date. But but i will say fountains day. You'll make a bit deal our valentine's day like you like you gotta be somebody. There's not the wobble assist the announced that you have to be somebody you can do you and you can go do your own thing you have to celebrate you can you can just do. It could be a normal date for you. But i will say the times. They is a day for people. Who just you know. I just don't want other people to meet of other people who are now ready to go on a date yet because maybe they had like a bad boy with my body. You can't force your planned to go on a date with anybody. i mean. y'all can try chill by taking them out but don't set deluce okay. But we'll go out and we'll help you'll meet. Somebody doesn't doesn't have to mean anybody. That person can just hang on what their friends and everything. You don't have to rush them because ask now russia somebody if they're not ready to jump right into a new relationship and i feel like we. We do too much as a point of like of may was better to get an old relationship into a new relationship. Everything can't be solved. Relationship needs to go to stuff alone in order. They could names out but i will say balance mean. Valentine's day is always big. Deal at something but i will say let's let people with anybody does all about yourself own by yourself psalm. Nice if you wanna have a watch on a date with somebody you can. You can also have a watchable fine hanging out. It's just it's really up to you. Don't let your friends pressure. You go them. I know they mean meanwhile town to help you but sometimes you can say thank you for you know thinking we liked that. But i'm just not ready and do like that. But i didn't tell everybody don't don't listen. Nobody's doing anything if you don't like is i. Nobody do anything if you want them knew that to you. I know valentine's day this year different because the whole kobe thing so i mean y'all can stay in the house and still do late little things and biden guilds everything have virtual dates and stuff. But i want people to think about other people's feelings if the they don't have anybody it doesn't mean you're gonna have. Nobody eventually various not this year. But this you're you're your yoga. Do and i mean this domain. Nobody's been back because they don't have a wife. Valentine's day stay is evidenced. valentine's day. You can be yourself and celebrated by train yourself like your own. Valentine's day people. Whose with a significant odds are i mean. I just think bounties for everybody and everybody celebrates it in their own different light. I think everybody's special an everybody does need love who they are and the speed. So i'm going say this wraps up another episode a colorful minds. How one little say. I hope everybody stays safe out an have a willie great valentine's day by everybody.

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Ep 205: High Sex, Bukake & the Pvssy Poet (Ft. Samara the Pvssy Poet)

WHOREible Decisions

1:15:37 hr | 4 months ago

Ep 205: High Sex, Bukake & the Pvssy Poet (Ft. Samara the Pvssy Poet)

"I'm norma kamali. I've done a fashion designer for over fifty years. And i'm so excited to tell you about my brand new book name of it is. I am invincible. i am. Invincible is a handbook for women. That gives me the opportunity to share my experiences and tips about beauty style wellness and living your best life. These are solutions that you can use to go through each decade. What a woman feels good about her style. She is invincible. He can find. I am invincible. Wherever books are so and listen for more from me on some of your favorite iheart. Podcasts do you like fresh out of the chocolate chip cookies. You love wholesome hetero normative lifestyle like pretending that cycles just don't exist then you'll hey sampon rock. Rock is a scripted comedy. Podcast kind of frightens except gay and with black people so actually really not like friend right but it is about friends. And it's musical sorta. But that's all the time we have so binge all the episodes now on iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to podcasts. Guess what decision. We're about to make moral decision. Hey a welcome to another episode of horrible. I'm your girl mandy. Be and she's also a singer. If you guys aren't i i really a that. That is not how. I found it bright. You said horrible decision it came from the diaphragm from the heart. It actually guy anyways guys. I'm your girl mandy. Joined today with. Of course we the but we are also joined by a third. We got the push. The poet in the building put the poet. Miss introduced itself. Miss policy policy mr pussy mr pussy. Poet oh no you google did. I'm dating him. Oh that's why he missed. I got you. I got you. That's that's that's the angle. Upto seattle with microphones allston. It's a phallic shape. You should know day rather the dick say. That's why don't perform mike. We wanna do. You don't perform microphones. No so i will say how i met her again policy. Paul would. I just met her last weekend so i ended up going not sure how even found it went to like a weed party. And you're not sure. I'm not sure it wasn't me. It wasn't him apart and nobody. He was laid. Go to this little part. In france all him and it was one of those where you just of had to have invite type of thing event bright but it was still kind of secretive so we pulled up. And i'm like okay as soon as we walk into this place. He's like. oh. I'm sure you'll see your type of people in here. I'm like what the fuck is my type of people we walk in goes getting logged on this like getting slowed that was my sub those yourself getting flogged so i soon as we walk into your male or female. I mean manner. Women's okay there's like a dumb performance going on and i'm like this why you wanted to bring me but it kinky freaky kiki freaky any type of so. What was the party called. Only laugh believe with his mom night of eroticism hosted by tariq. Bud's shout the shout outs. Tariq buds But no so like it. One room there was like a performance going on And then the other room there was tables of all these edibles. And i was like well. Let me support black. And i just bought from every table but also they were given a samples out which. I probably shouldn't have taken any sample. We know how much were and everything. So by the time you gotta do your poetry. I don't know how i made it to you. Girl wife on smet. It's the groom was gripe tweeted. Her thursday three my name here. Just text me tomorrow. So high on so high to the fact that by the time i made it in front of my building you through the edibles my stomach was i get. I'm richard. we'd is devil. We've gotta do fucking x. Out it's why around is crazy because i feel like weed is such a hard thing to gauge for people that aren't like super smokers. You know what. I mean like when someone who's like stonier pie head like they're just so eloquent and knowledgeable on how much on food on how to make me feel if i want to be awake and when you're just a casual smoker you'd be gone and that's what i got smoke. I'm good and then. I should have known because when there's a cooking show on netflix. Where they cook with infused shit. And i should have known because those meals only have two to three grams. Because i'm eating a fucking gummy way. Twelve just moving building you through. Because i know. Marco temporary do you perform high at these or i don't do anything sober why i prefer not to. The high allows me to deal with the people in the room right now. I am highest. She said i'll is well guys. This is our. I know we've talked about erotic. Poetry roddick books roddick novels So i'm excited because the policy poet is poet up. I want to ask so that the event that you guys had. What would people call it right like if you said. Someone's getting flawed. Is it a sex party. Is it at arado. What do people call. It's literally assess assess shot featured performance and some other People who are into erotica. But you would know if it was a sex party. No i mean that in terms of not not myself but like i think when people hear things like that going on and they think like those analogy you no i will. Everyone was clothed and drinking. It's so weird because it was like just chair sitting around like it was very casual does not ready for something. That's too much. I would say that this was a perfect introduction to seeing sex outside the bedroom because even though it wasn't sex and you still had the flogging you had the dom sub that you've got to see on stage again when was she recites her poetry and i was high so i was like who does cross started making money. Got that on his let starting this. He started speaking because her words just made you horny bitch. Slough look at jay. Did you see me. I started making that during your performance. I was right there. I was busy trying to make sure people were shut the fuck up like i told them i will. We did live shows so we know how hard that she does. The teacher thing. Everybody don't think honestly that's the thing to her. Words are so powerful. But you know when you when you go to like a vagina monologue or any type of poetry even if you got to stand up comedy they have their hits their pauses the way they speak to where you wanna be able to catch everything. How might they really cool about monologues. When i went to comedy school and five people read the same script differently And one person who was a comedy skit from like a sitcom we've all watched before it was like maybe two and a half minutes big bang theory. I don't know and literally the way someone did. It seem depressing. And it's really all about your cadence if you pause. If you're like the way that jokes it is the same way that emotional hit when you're speaking right. Which makes a good actor or a good so delivering it. But that's dope the frequencies. You gotta remember that when you speak your voice emit certain frequencies there's energy in literally everything i go my those shot that you're so soft tone today 'cause maybe you powerful. It was a whole room full of people who would not shut up. yeah. I have a strict rule. The number one is that i do. Not use microphones when perform. I'm the pussy poet. And that is it. You're gonna shut the fuck up. Listen that's it. Which is the second rule. You're gonna shut the fuck up and then you're gonna listen. I was just thinking like a new demand and we were talking about delivery. I think there's the same thing when like people like. I don't want to say in bed. You could say nothing in this. How you fucking said you could just be like. I like that and it could be boring or could be really fucking sexy. Yeah you know what i'm saying like you really have to be a person that's a fucking performance i mean because you could say yeah then you could say just away the way things. Yeah all right. No then you get valley girl in the bedroom and it's just kind of weird. It's the blonde hair is during don't do that. You're gonna hold you but your hair says. La we and what's crazy. I'm actually mad. Because the way that the lightning hitting i look lighter than we and i am darker anyways you know anyway. Don't see we've bay the on onto that. You look ahead anyway. Sorry you are not go. Oh my love your man in frame beats anyway. We're going to get into our black. Sex links are blacks excellence. Today is from someone who has passed But it's ernestine eckstein. Eckstein was a leader in the new york. Chapter of daughters of ba ladies belisce the first lesbian and political rights organization in the united states she attended annual reminder picket protests and was frequently one of the only women and the only black woman present at early lgbtq rights protests x sign was also not to be confused with yet no epic aetna was eckstein. Look at you got me. Calling of sorry team was also an early activists in the black feminist movement of the nineteen seventies and was involved with the organization. Black women organized for action. According to historians she viewed the fight for civil rights and lgbtq rights as intrinsically linked I believe But i don't if. I know what are your thoughts. I mean clearly we there's different strides for both communities. But would you say that. The civil rights Fight is linked to the lgbtq fight and a lot of ways. This is very like all black lives matter right. Okay and i think the difference with you know a lot of the black sex winds. We've been doing. It has been for queer people like totally different struggle. You know what i'm saying. And i also think that this i i was reading something about how this generation is the least religious and i think that especially black people in that time in the fifties and sixties like are super religious. Everybody was hyper religious. Right right so i could see being for black people and your own. But you're just like oh gay like this is wrong so yeah you do. Forget to fucking care about everybody. We're anymore won't time you know everybody's out about now. You know someone gave whose your cousin you know what i'm saying. Where before it was like a very unheard of so unspoken thing. So hell ya. They're they're definitely the same okay. I noticed a gay civil rights. I thought we group them in because when you're talking about civil labor rights like today. Lgbt is right right. okay this next one. I am going to have to ask you if you have any stories like this. Because i just feel like you may have being adopt guys. The vanilla shit for this week for those of you who also are new to watching the show are vanilla is sex in the news. This one a man died visiting a sex worker after having an extreme orgasm and they actually listed the extreme or as the official cause of death so guys. I'm not gonna say mind you. He was also only thirty five years old. That's the way the old man ship shocked as he was having sex with a woman in malawi giving rise to a series of bad taste jokes than means of course but basically he lost consciousness after having sex with the woman in the town's trading district and he died shortly after the man involved the the woman involved discussed the matter with some of her colleagues before reporting the death the police and medical examiner view the body and confirmed on august. Eighteenth twenty twenty that he in fact died while in the act a. Postpartum listed the cause of death as being due to excessive orgasm which causes blood vessels to the brains. Rupture have definitely almost like pastel like gotten so late. Headed from strong orgasm multiple orgasms. Like i really feel like you know. I know if i die. You'll be at my funeral mandy. But i don't want you to speak unless i die for something about sex. I feel like that'd be really fun. That would be the only way to speak at my funeral. Because then it's going to be like family and shit like i don't really want to be an appropriate. I'm going to be like y'all knew what she was going die. That'll be like light hearted. But if i die from something tragic like no i just wanted to be like family and get like get like beyond like a little number for me but what i do. I kill anybody a foreign funerals. Where are you right off saying. Don't say anything. Just let everybody go. But i feel like my mom or someone else would notice if i died from fucking but if i did i hear about them for sure would know what to say by the way she would. Of course my one and only baby went out. I said sir you've got a slowdown and she didn't can i ask you. Has anything weird or have you ever orgasm so much or how to partner orgasm so much. You were like worried about their health or your health. I'm very big on limitations. Not gonna push you pass. What's uncomfortable or can't be comfortable for you. What are the safeguards that you normally use. What so ever it is that they choose issue safe words either because not only do have to worry about remembering allen. Gotta remember what it is that i said. Now what's to happen if you just so happen to forget. What is that like weird safe words that you heard all about weird but i know the my was more save that with were but that meant stop to you that would confuse me so that was very any type thing. It's it's very enticing. okay. I'll give you a break more girly actually but i feel like i'd fuck it up more. Why because i'm not gonna like ice cream when even i'm in pain and i'd be like that but i really don't mean stop like that's why we need safe words. You can save on the bubble gum but that that that that we actually have never meant stop. not minced stop early. Yeah i know. You're you're not the first person i think. A lot of people say stop when they don't mean it which is what's very interesting. I mean by the way men will always use the excuse me to how you know 'cause own this. I mean obviously during consensual sex. But i have definitely heard people say they didn't mean for something to stop my ex. She used to say stop. When we were fucking. And then like i'd stop it. She'd be like no bit. Actually keep going. i like. it's very serious. No i guess. I mean i really only say he's back there but they way when you're getting fucked in the ass but you mean don't I've stopped really means slowdown or pull it back out and put it back in. But i'm not gonna say that okay. Okay like slava like all these like yellow light because then that means like really slow down. Because now you'll hit like really stretching mobuto hola so when i say stop i really don't want him to stop way. 'cause you know anal sex negative fits in there you better keep it the fucking there because you haven't pulled out and go back in it's gonna hurt right. It's not like s. t. o. p. fta wbz. But his really keep going but in a slower way because like you gotta let my anus open up red like what is it like once the game again. Red light green light. One one-two-three three. Yes like he had to green light then it was all members who made you to let my is open up when you put it back there. What are you going through dog. Take this butter and blonde hair. Awfully thing you stay off. You're just selling for booty hole and now we just need to have a mandy glossary of things that you call an ad. There's a lot. Didn't we go through all the different names for a buddha on other so called chocolate. Starfish national it chocolate surface. Why y'all grayson watch it so much. It does start to look like going. Solve any something. That's a fucking problematic word right now. No no no no. I already know karen. Ooh with ads. Play do you. What do you call the buddha. Like asshole just asshole. Stir it up and down. It's s keep it in and out. Oh all right common. Anyway we're get into our hor d'oeuvres now this I have a story this year. But i would love for you guys to also share any stories for this so our hord d'oeuvre for this week is how to have great sex. While being high again we met at that party. I will be completely honest with you after throwing up. Monica slept on the couch. Because i just passed out on the bed. We didn't have sex till the next morning. He saw the couch. Because you were. Because i don't think he i think he won't wake up. We meet throwing up on them. I don't know but i woke up at four. Am he wasn't in my bed bitch. I had a panic attack. Levi smell throw no outside of the house. But when i went into the living room he was just sleep on the couch and i was like could bed his face. I didn't sit on. his face. Should have sat on his face in the. Just sit on his face while you sleep in the morning. Four eggs and pancakes. I've never woking somebody up. i've opened up ahead but that's actually a good idea. Wake up and you're gonna s right. So i know that you have a kinky tip for us so i'm going to share a what i got from this pick. The right strain of weed for sewn sex. That's very important. Because clearly. I don't know my limitations or what we'd is good and not ending. I just don't know so. Certain strains of marijuana are more likely to cater to sex than others that i did not know everyone responds differently to different cannabinoid. So what works for one person might not work for the other so i would say definitely like test it out. I got so high the other day. Because i supported black businesses. I bought edible from every table bitch. I had this much of a piece of chocolate pass out at five. Pm didn't wake up so four. And i'm just like. I have to figure five pm for. Am yes while. I was at passed out due. Ambien like fuck. I mean what. I needed to sleep so i guess that's the way for me us. Look what's the strain though can. Do you know of a strain. That is good for sex. You don't she'll sale we were she just be. The party's folks. I like hybrid weeds. A lot poker players very hard. Indicate smokers are very hard to tv. Smokers i like hybrid. We see that's another leaves to me. No we have indian. It really depends on how you roll your spliff or whatever because if you wanna be up in active than roll it whereas not too tight but not to lose that the is falling in mouth aid at. I can't scientifically explain it to you but it helps you to do everything when she acrylic home for. And i'm like short compared to what i normally. I'm not gonna lie kim long very very short. Either my my boyfriend thinks these are long right. They are there too long for me but for you. Their shows are either short for more than an inch. I can't how how long how long are those. Those are like four inches x x l tips but they were cut like i said these are very these very short compared to say no. I like to pick my nose too much for your nasty okay. The other tip is to use lots of luba cotton mouth i the feeling of dryness that smoking can induce But there is something also called cotton vagina as it turns out. It is also very much a real thing. Anyone that knows dry sex most definitely not good. 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I played with food. Yeah just like whip cream drizzly shit fru ally is they talk about like chocolate strawberry typeset maybe syrups and shit like that but i just think it's so sugar now. Thank you know again. Only because the consistency of it is really what's scary for insertion right and it's like the other components that honey honeypot and like not even trying to you know i know you're coming out with your own so and redid the one i talk about like those kinds of vaginal washes are so particular with what can be in there. Because it's been like you know what i mean. Those are actual natural plants and shit like that and like or herbs that to infuse awash right but consistency of honey or the consistency of chocolate. And that scares the shit out that thick though like when you when you picture honey don't picture the big glob of honey that's coming out of the jar you bought from the supermarket. It's not that sick and also what you meant way way you. 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No no one's going to pass the couch couches. Fine that's from austria. Spain cannot fuck on here. it's going to be mad couch. Slider we'll get it we at this at this very moment i do want to hand over the stage to us business clubhouse moderate home my off into are horrible decision again. I am super excited. Because this is the first time we have kind of had erotic poetry a lot. Oaken on this show so i kind of gave you the realm. I would love for you to have the power you had when i saw you. But whichever poem would like to share with our audience. I got get into pussy poet the goddess mode and action. Who but there is a question though on rather hear savage or touch me like a lady fucking bitch up the ladder. The ladder the ladder. Yes cool so before. I even get into that Make sure you follow me. We're going to do on that description. Moya you follow me at it. For whatever reason my main page do not pop up. Because like i said instagram hates me. You follow my business. 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And i guess at the filial warm breath against me you suckling mice spot so good i get antsy like oh my body starts to tremble in my body starts to shake a cradle to the heavens scored on your facing this pussy his water. And maybe that is your potion but please do not drown any swimming this ocean as your fingers. Around my clinton they play. They play into the Until the potions sprays a you say ou and you get a taste. Go fast baby. Pick up the pace but weights. 'cause i'm not trying to love you just joe as down. Let me bounce. Wouldn't fuck you but don't touch me. 'cause i could spread my own cheeks as i sit down slowing slide into me deep. Don't touch me. 'cause i could bring it up to the tip pussy queen as i sit back down to the bulls dick all in my walls. Don't touch me has upbringing. A rounding him sweet sounded the harmonies. The ask thing is i turn around and face you with the dick still in. Don't touch me as a rep my arms around you for support nice wasteland That horse. Because i'm the beast ain't no need to slow down when i go down. I feast on your pre complete with my pussy till we come tilt my head back. I play with your bull second sucked the soul right out show dick hold and then we lay there in each other's eyes we stay. We are body the body. We all all cuddled up this sweet relaxation at the make a rough. Love it with my head on your chest. I'm thinking this is the best. And i can't wait for the next time. We can have some rough sex seattle Yeah need a tax. Doing only. Because usually when i guess you know she was like you know at the place it was she was just. That had me. Like i was superdome reminding. Let's remember that you these. Are you all of hunger. Did you write that to any seventeen. Ms asked in two thousand sixteen when you write new shit. Do you have to look at your phone. no. I don't read it my phone. How do you yet. So how'd you right and when did you start the poetry like this. Where you writing like this. Would you route in jail. That's greasy i hate you. Walk in the past. If they out now it looks like all right well. Line to know. When did you start writing erotic poetry and did it come where you inspired by books or another poet. Yes so when. I was in middle school. God we all have the same story. Everybody was reading. Zane zane books and tom you reynolds by the time. They're gonna want to actually pick the book and see what the hell was going on. All the pages would be folded down. I had the sex part. Nobody was reading the actual books they were just reading the sex parts in as i'm reading through this shit i'm like okay. I can do better than this. I was a whole verge at that point. Let me also add that own while some people you know. Yeah i was gonna headlock. Started having sex. we're still like sexual beings. We just maybe having navigated that way like virgins into the show but outside of our usa sneaked to watch bliss when it came on tv. I watch it. I don't even remember you show. That was real sex. And then you uncut like we got to see even when we weren't fucking so you said you read these. You were still a virgin but then you started to write your own. Yeah i'm like this. This is not it like if this is what's exciting you let me put my little spin on this and i'm gonna excite you double tom and that's what i started doing. When i started writing roddick poetry it was nothing but rewrites of the shit that i was seeing in the books i is because i knew no no shade to zane or to any of the other erotica her. She ain't come on our show twice. We schedule winter. That's true she did. Well yes the only. That's jason because we're in. We're in the same field. You know our in our in do that of course but us not her. I just knew from then like this. This is not it. I'm better than this. I can't be better than this. I will be better than this. So that's what it turned into. Being one stuff like valentine's day started happening people had little boyfriends girlfriends. Anniversary's coming up all that shit than it was. Y'all juice can you writing cards before was writing poems. Harmar knob. that's when you get it blank blank. Cards inside definitely writing loosely paper. Oh imprint paper did you have. Paper was bear in art class. All shit hazard. What did your teacher refined writing. Shit like that. Yeah with my mother. All and that's what i was gonna get to. She was a pussy poet before i was so. There's no mom knows fully inexpensively everything that i do. I love that so do anything. That's going to be right next to mandy like good hotel. She went out how she got. Here we go okay. So when did you start doing this in your everyday life. 'cause clearly a middle school is just a hobby. It's what you know you enjoy doing. When did you introduced this into your adult life. I'm gonna say right like after graduating high school the the same thing was continuing throughout my high school career. Just writing little sides stuff for people writing out my own little whatever it was. I wanna call them fantasies. I'll call them manifestations brighton. Because the shit that i used to think about other teenager okay. I'm gonna do this do this. I'm gonna do. This actually turned around in within like a weeks periods. Like i don't wanna sit here pondering on it on. What if may be. I would know if this ship on the vibes so metron. You're talking about sex now. Most everything is far as fantasies. I guess what was one of the things that you wrote about that. Then you did and you were like. This is exactly how i envisioned it. So my first ever girlfriend the personnel Virginity to she is very cool vibe with hands and i'm like i think i could do that. Maybe i can do that. I'm gonna try to do that way. Like actual hands to actual hands. The in the first time she With the pop on she making buffa he was on her hands and then she was on one hand actually wrote about it. I have a poem about it. It's called say yes Is talking about how we met each other the whole introduction. Ns yeah that's a lot. You gotta be strong. She hit me with the the one hand. Spread lips like okay. I i wanna do that. I'll only email. I failed you failed. I didn't hear pathy failed with the handle. Their head stan. Though we do that has really difficult. You gotta hold your whole body up. Uh-huh yeah nah. I push it up halfway. He had an acrylic nails. Make it hard. I'm sure that's sexy though. I've never heard anybody talk about eating pussy. His effort like maybe some upside down eating pussy. Like had knicks. Pick me up but never imagine the blood rushing blood on a about to keep a like when it comes down to be an upside down right. The blood flow blood rushing Stuff it definitely is. More enticing probably heightens orgasm. asian rate is when you're losing a little bit of oxygen to the brain you're able to just like that's what a pillow case for me. Okay randy i'm just saying. He liked to locate rather a very strong hand around my throat. Really i'm not a hand. Pretty pillowcase. over your face. Yeah the pillowcase. The ovum like he used the pillowcase. And a whole bunch of way napping yes and he'll tie but like i need to get a set and pillowcase at this point because i'm like nigga point co in all my. The lifespan was ruined after this. But i was like clearly. I need a sat and wearing shows the top. I really know bond yet bonnie about it. But you know what you could just see all good housing hoodlums. Hypothetic handle it. Put a someone in a hospital. Is that big. Apparently and she likes hospital did but he put in bitches hospital by anal dildo. I was gifted both you and so you gotta put it in there. But i mean the size of the dildo. You would probably love it. I do love king north and gave it away as a fucking raffle at alive to. She liked this. What you don't think that dick was big like have you seen his mold. King more did not. I've seen him on instagram. Oh no that dick is math. It's like it's it's this. I don't believe every i want to. The east gave me a picture of his vic next to the mole. His dick is bigger than the mold. My nigga no hell no no what a god like. I would people who like fisting. I know his came right out. No he already even jasmine said. That's why it's easy for them to have this like poly type of open relationship. Because she said. I can only take that dick once a week. Like if you want to go more. Net like guy agree. That's gifts that god gave you and it's like it's just it's just really the ultimate like it just annoys you when people are that perfect huge. And your and your and you're nice and you're smart and intellectual can hold conversations. What kind of crazy is he. We all know jasmine year. We really shame you. We know how to get crazy. Do he got rich here by in the middle of the night you ever written a poem after so like when i get really good dick. I like things songs. My god that one song mandy. You have one that you're saying why do you even knowing what the come to me. After i had the dick. And i'd be like they was so good year is bad. Shut the fuck up but ocean qasimi. Cover me even though yes. I won't even try to sing after really good. Dick have you ever has a dick ever inspired you to write poetry Most of my poems are posts. Sex phones do you throw them away. When you don't want the nigga like no now touch me let me see less lady fuck me like a bitch is definitely about my ex fiance. And as much as i wish he would like fall off a cliff and break into a million pieces and eaten by a shark may be shutout eaten by switch on negative. No it's actually my most sold poem that is my most performed piece. I love your adele requested. You are fucking adele. Yeah trash as man to make but he made it while you guys were clearly in a good space do you have. Do you have poetry for sex like your erotic poetry. But do you have poems for like how negative Were no is it really just about the feeling of sex. So i've recently started venturing into venturing into i've always written poetry as a whole my performance aspect is erotic poetry. The book that. I'm putting together right. Now is a combination of erotic poetry in a lot of other thing. Let me help you with the nippon amid for actually have a collage in rolodex of the we could use for inspiration. Come on right now get out of now. Take a bow. you'll be spitting. give me a little haiku. Let's go do a little little fan. I don't speak japanese but honestly feel she plays away. S really the only type of poem. I there's rhyming and then a haiku right. Yeah that's all what other type of like you had a haiku already angle hold you. That is a high eight year. Give me a poem. Wheezy know why. Why can't these negatives really ain't no type of ship. I guess it could come all. That's all that shit you easy. Were we supposed back and forth. Oh can we do that. The three of us maybe come up with a poem right now. We're quick okay. I'm here for it okay. We know you are easy you the me. Let's see so. He told me he loved me. That's act that put this pussy on his face but then he said you're uber is outside and i said nigga you would disgrace my heart is kinda shook that the uber part because nobody call it over that i put you on. Just say we what we're talking about shit nigga. So of course it's disrespectful. Yeah you nigga like you all cut it up and they'd be like so what you doing never witnessed want to leave but they never tell me what you know hitting two or like no okay. Never maybe i just really have gone. I think they know that. I'm like so emotional. Like the thing which is like you. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve. Yes these things. Probably text another idea. Sorry like you'd leave anyway. It can pose because they're scared to tell me cause them to email. So that's why. I think i get my heart broken psycho because now they scared and you go. Maybe a scared a you know bells. She was giving me the both face just now. Maybe i'm a little fico. Honestly like when i act psycho 'cause like it's only happened like the older i get my rage and i just blame it on being from florida. I'd be like you only to fight. You is all. I know but it is my wanna fight bitches and want to fight bitches. It's because i'm from flora. Can you help me yes. I'm like growing becoming a person but like this is it's an it was in the water. What's your side. Call guys these. All here we go. Are we doing the martin moans and stars in universities in house. I don't wanna give my rising and shit. Because i already did it on the show live okay. Well they'd have to find it. I don't wanna give shape. Because like now that i got like that. I work with. 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Respect cold privacy. Which brings me back to mind your fucking business. Because his should his shit. You're should is your shit. I'm pretty sure of your person. That's you might not be on only fans 'cause we're talking about the sex aspect of it. You might not be on only fans but you are definitely watching porn. You are definitely looking at other. Men's bodies you are definitely looking at other men's dicks not every banding followers far escort. I mean i don't think it's gone too far. I just wouldn't pay for dick. No no no i mean. 'cause think let the people paying for porn is a lot of people scribe the pornhub though and what about what. Pay the webcam model santa clara. They're doing so. What exactly is the difference other than you be nosy. You watching somebody else pockets. Because the money spending got to do with online. I would say unless the money if it does have shit to do what you agassi also be pissed spending money on business and we got this damn house housing. 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Mind your goddamn business fair. i don't have nothing to do with you. So let not be nasty. I guess before we get out of here. Can you please let everyone know what social media they can find you and again you guys can also go to the description of this episode and it will be there as well but go ahead and get your altro baby all right so from the top is my personal pages. Pussy poll with the goddess but. Instagram likes to suck dick and not supposed to suck dick With crooked teeth albert But that instagram is pushing poet. The goddess is p. b. s. s. y. Poet underscored the goddess pussy. Is the only thing spelled eclectic and Like i said. I've got a backup page but i don't be You can follow it if you want to. I'll accept you I may start using it to go live. Because i've been officially i can't do anything but post on my wall imposed stories. I can't even always comment on people's stuff like instagram. Really does barbs attacks me. 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Explicit mother dunkin next monday death all folks thank you for joining us for another episode of hormone decisions. Heard the vanilla shipper. This week is valentine's day. So i know we talked about some boyfriend shit. I like all of these. Because i feel like all of these. Have you don't have a man or a girlfriend or other or gender non conforming person you will get into this week's episode later. You can go back to valentine's day all of this shit. Oh my god y'all covering your faces so funny so i'm going to read some of them off. I love this. I don't really know we should call it a gallon time. Or what. But i'm going through a gallon tines on sunday you are so they have create your own happy hour doing mixology like a whole bar thing which is really fun. A spa at home. If you're with someone or you want to be nasty with a friend. You got netflix and chill. Ni- i love this one. i think it's so q. An online fitness class. I think that is. I wish would fucking online fitness class. My mind yoda. They have naked yoga classes. I'm trying to find naked naked. I'll didn't they get on then. He's on like this naked yoga thing that he does. I can't like but you would actually pay for that. I don't know why wouldn't you to support people in daime on ian britney unfamiliar mike and put your camera honors. Oh damn we can. I we by the way. I don't think we updated the zuma account. Apparently people are still trying to get on but it maxed out at one hundred. Fuck sorry y'all well if y'all listen to the government should have been naked. Do we need to announce the state no cpt pizza platform and apparently we need a up our Hey hey do we will we will. We will cut off line. We marine thing. Sorry vinny how somebody must have logged out mandy. I'm not on the outline but this is me right now. let me tell you. A horrible decision is now. I know whoever's not doing the outline is the hot fucking mess of the night and clearly mandy has got goddamn stainless steel scrawl daily. 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You know it's just experiencing in stations. I'm like no you're having an orgasm is a gay only no. It's not well yet but there are other spaces. That aren't that. I'm a part of as is really host to be for everyone. No but i do like doing naked yoga just because it's like just like i like going to the new beach. It's just more finale. You guys. I did want to tell you after episode. So on my fused show vinnie's an episode. Hopefully that one works out. It's very hard to fulfill some of these episodes with the covid restrictions which is taking a long time and i've been able to cast my own people in for vinnie. They get on the call. And she's like he is hilarious. Maybe we should do him for the anal bleaching episode. I feel like he'd do it then. They're all in a conversation about how this is like should be. What else could we have been. I mean do. Do you think he'd bring one of its partners. 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Valentine's Day Tribute

The Point Of It All

13:17 min | 1 year ago

Valentine's Day Tribute

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I mean 'cause you got the new girl shaking like seeing like this you got two girls so she puts you out on child support so all three of them at together. You know what I'm saying too much anyway what? I won't do. Download the free ACRE APP or go to anchor dot. Fm to get started anchor as everything you need to make a podcast all in one place to be keeping it guarantee no the. Morte cubis just want to say one thing the event. Oh so what do you know of Valentine's Day? Valentine's Day is coming up. What you're doing for what I'm I'm just chilling. I'm I I'm getting ready like I'm grab some food. It's GonNa be good night like I ain't none crazy for me but I'm going out Saturday to this low A. O. Abacha now. Oh what is it a house thing schoolhouse out license to Kogo House? Yeah Oh shit. So 'cause I WANNA be wit You know we for those who are not here that listen we Chicago area so everybody going be here is going to be a fucking zoo here because all star weekend but yeah most definitely. Yeah I didn't want to be in the house this weekend because everybody was going to be doing shit. Yeah you know what I'm saying. I hear you on that. Yeah I was like. Nah I need to be doing some so I came across this so you more. We'll we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll do that. I don't have anything going on. Saturday ended in what was going to happen out. Rico Saturday I had no place on Friday. He had no Valentine so okay so I I won't be doing anything this year. I made it sound real sad but yeah well you'll face show the web. Yeah I still do. I mean let's now is fine. I had this whole elaborate plan to do something in an hour. I'm not really snow. It's not okay but it's okay. I'm trying to give you support but you're not giving me rice. Porto lists the right support. You to a date. You know trying to spend money okay. Well Shit that was somebody I just met but no I'm just kidding But yeah no no plans for Valentine's Day okay. Want these for sure. That's going to happen next week. I'm Outta town so next week. When we come back record watch is going to be like a least two three emails about Valentine's Day should yes yes Lagasse in girl be different. This is one of those special days so be different. Whatever you not used to doing you should just do go Hindu Just go ahead if you are a girl that likes to suck him off. But you don't like to swallow just fucking swallow just this one time. This is one time just as well I I will put it just going to say it. 'cause it's us to in an river probably not going to say it so. I'll say I'll be the bad guy. Pussy is not a Gif on Valentine's Day is just not always good ner okay so he was getting okay is definitely not is not against is definitely is not. I get this at least two or three times the shadow year. Bring your friend not a gift not a gift. This is the same had for seven months. Now with different That's the only difference. I've seen it with Bonnie. I've seen it with my perfect. Not He beat last bunks. I've seen it. What your hair down. I've seen the way your hair a bonnet as senior with pennies. I've seen IT WITH NO PAY. Annie's I've seen it with all types of is just the same guys if you some do that. Don't like giving tongue food. Stop It. We should be able to do that anyway. Like you gotTa grow up and you're not doing that anyway. Just grow up. Grow the fuck up just to eat her like somebody told you. You Got Corona virus and how Pussy Canal medicine. You mean eat I mean. Do some guys get hit with the same dig this Valentine's Day just can't do that you know you've got to be different man. I don't know hit the ceiling fan. One time like attacker randy savage. I don't know put a show for put in a chair. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa tell what to do. Okay setup a chill put in there put some music on okay all right. Just Kinda give us show you know like a Magic Mike type show like yeah give us show because the thing she may be looking at the type of scenes in movies or stuff like that and you ain't never did not like you adjust shoot. I didn't even know this was in you. Roll the show. You know say makes you don't know don't freestyle actually practices beforehand. I was stupid. No I mean like you should kind of go over your moves beforehand. Would you go okay. I'll say it don't win in that right. Just rehearse it. Yeah that's what I'm saying like know what you're GONNA DO RIGHT. Ad-lib later yeah. Yeah yeah absolutely no what you WanNa do you WanNa do it? I got you you know. I have an outline. And here's the thing that showgirl women discount for you. That show guy if you WANNA do it. Don't be insecure about things which are body. 'cause obviously they know your whole fucking by so this is not the time to be bashful like nobody cares about your pouch. They don't care about your pouch. Look about them stretch. Mark I would growl at you. Grow their great right care about to say. I love your stretch marks. Search marks on their booty like lightning. Okay but this is. The thing is the thing though. I wouldn't get like super duper dome comfortable and what I mean by. That is what I mean by. That is way you around him A. You're in your life. You're trying to be sexy most usually when you're a sexy mole. Y'all go out and stuff like that. If you wear a wig a wig on. Don't have your wig on his. Like no go right all right had I'm all for going. When is sexy? Time Yeah you should do that. Don't take my mom natural. No he may leave you. Don't go okay. Yeah Yeah Yeah We. Different of four plays everything man. Four play is everything yes Especially in this moment so we're probably going to be gone for the whole weekend and you got that one hotel. Y'All trying to grab which I never did but you got it this time you know so you gotTa make the best of it so like four played better last a least twenty minutes. Now you have this get into it. You know after five. You can't give her the day after a quick five. You know the tongue food. You can't let it get another four coppell not what we always say. He brought big to girl. Heater brought dig to dance for me. You know what I'm saying. He got though probably bubbling. Everything was so nice and he all my God he ate me like eight eight meet like yeah. I was green. He loved Green. And then I thought it was all over. And then this motherfucker you brought it. He brought to you brought dates asleep. He Look Green. No Man you gotTa Bring Forward. Play man you gotTa have at least twenty minutes at man and then that just gives you time to you. Know gave her dig two and five or seven minutes boom as she won't even care at that point 'cause she didn't hit and she didn't have to always like two or three two and a half songs on patio door. You ain't even going through a whole playlist two and a half who are Kelly's and a half boy you gotta do what you gotTa do sex me part one of our two noblest and you gotTa have you got have through no bullshit literally. Oughta Make No. He ain't going to mom and for the but eaters like me by Komo. Now you gotta you gotta add that in there too. That's another baby. Food to the BOO boo. I mean when you say it like that. It's just not I know right. It's not it's not on there but yeah role. I listened to live with his tongue. You don't know you have lucky relationship. Yeah you're oh man. Your relationship is trash. Yeah But yeah that's our day. Recap recap. We never get to it. Listen to just some tips to get shot further along. Y'All gonna be golf with all weekend. The kids with grandma everything and hopefully you know. Hopefully I'm I'm I'm I'm assuming that's what's going to happen or she gonNa be with. At's gives on me with ninety. Just WanNa know you gotTa hold a child. Make them off. The key is also well right. Help me tonight right. Yeah you ain't GonNa go for GIN but you're going to be going for that one night. We come back Saturday morning. Go take them to go. See Sonic and then take him somewhere else on. Yeah come out on Friday. Let them eat it if all right to sleep tweet. Yeah she talked to me. Shit or don't talk twice but they still fall through like they walked on their lives.

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12 Trivia Questions on Valentine's Day

Trivia With Budds

14:30 min | 1 year ago

12 Trivia Questions on Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day. I've got twelve questions for you on everything. Valentine's related as written by Listener Mike Maxim Chuck. This is trivia with buds And welcome to another episode of the Trivia with Buds podcast. I'm your host Ryan Buds. Thank you so much for checking out the show on Youtube and on your favorite podcast APP and now on spotify turns out. I thought I had set up the show to be on spotify months ago and I never clicked a certain box that said I agree to certain things. So now I've done that. And you can listen to the show on spotify so if that is your jam for music and podcasts listening go check out the show on spotify or tell somebody who only listens to stuff on spotify that they can listen to the show there as well as soon as I added all seven hundred something episodes all populated in there. So you can watch the whole library. I believe on spotify very easily right now and hopefully that leads to some new listeners. Who only listen that way. Today's episode is all about Valentine's Day. It's written by Mike Maximum Chuck. He sends me a quiz every week. Or so since he started listening and we got some really fun questions in here for Ya. I am getting ready for Valentine's Day with my wife later today. We are going to be doing some fun stuff around town. We'RE GONNA probably go out to eat. Probably grab a drink and she's helping me tomorrow night. Saturday the fifteenth with hosting this big friends trivia event. I'm doing so we'll spend some quality time together doing that and She is vital when I do these. Big Events where there's more than hundred people because she helps me score everything and she doesn't really quick and she inputs the scores and Just very invaluable as she is every day in every regard Happy Valentine's Day Ashley Starling Buds. I'm going to share with you the listener. I got my wife Valentine's Day because I did a really good job this year. I told her. Let's try and spend under fifteen dollars. So here's what I got her. I got her the entire scrubs Franco collection. That's right all four scrubs funk Oh pieces which is Dr Cox Jd. Elliot and Turk so I got all those two fifty each and a game. Stop deal so that brought me up to ten dollars then I got her a book hardcover book. It's really big. It's like six hundred pages. It's called here I am. It's by Jonathan Safran Four. Who wrote everything illuminated a book? She really likes an author. She really likes. That book was at the dollar store for some reason so I got her that for a buck and then with the extra four bucks that I had I got her. Some strawberries dipped in chocolate so she loves chocolate covered. Strawberries and I happened to get those for her from just the grocery store for just a few bucks and in the chocolate I bought is my favorite chocolate and I think she likes to. Hopefully Cadbury Cadbury chocolate bars that melted in a pot on the stove and then dipped the strawberries in there. So that was all under fifteen dollars with crazy deals. And that's how I like to do stuff and I wanted to share that with you guys because I thought that was pretty good this year. It did pretty good. I think she probably she was. She was worried about it. I don't know what she she's I can. I just get you like a fifteen dollar out. Gift cardinals like yes. That'll work fine. I just threw out the first thing she ever gave me for Valentine's Day because they were literally falling apart and it was main squeeze boxers from Kmart Joe Boxer brand and they said main. Squeeze all all over them with a bunch of different hearts and I think she gave me the does. Let's see that must've been February? Two thousand six so long a time ago and September first two thousand eighteen. If you want more Valentine's Trivia in addition to today's episode we did an episode called Rom coms. So I wanted to tell you that. If you want some more Valentine's Day type Trivia maybe to play with your sweetie go search that it is ROM coms from September. First two thousand eighteen and again. If you're on spotify you could search it really simply on there you can also listen to all eight hundred episodes on cast box. If you're looking for some other APP that lists them all cast box has them as well all right. We're going to jump into today's episode. It's all about Valentine's Day. These are twelve crush questions written by Mike. Maximum Chuck who is a new listener to the show? And a Great Trivia writer. We're GONNA jump to those twelve questions right now. Here we go all right everybody here. We go with twelve questions on Valentine's Day before we start these questions a special extra special happy Valentine's Day to one of my newest patrons. That's cody. Rosalind cozy. Cody Rosalind and Morgan Smith. Who Listens as well? Cody and Morgan. Hope you have a great Valentine's Day and thank you so much for becoming Patriot fan subscribers over at Patriot dot com slash trivia with buds. Okay here we go twelve questions from Mike Number One. What is the correct brand name for the conversation Heart Candies? I Made in eighteen. Sixty six by the New England Confectionery Company Question Number One. What is the correct brand name for the conversation heart candies number one question number two? In Roman mythology and religion Cuba is the son of Mercury. The Messenger God and goddess appropriately named the goddess of love number two in Roman mythology religion. Cubit is the son of Mercury and the Messenger God the Messenger. God in which goddess appropriately the goddess of love number two goddess of love number? Two question number three. What type of clothing gets its name from? The French word for Lynn. In what type of clothing gets its name from the French word for linen question number four whit thin ten dollars according to a two thousand seventeen online survey. What is the average cost? People spend on Valentine's Day floral arrangements for their significant other number four within ten dollars according to a two thousand seventeen online survey. What is the average cost? People Spend Valentine's Day floral arrangements for their significant other. What do you think trying to guess within ten dollars number? Four question number five. What part of the human anatomy are you said to be pulling on when feeling strong emotion number five part of the human anatomy? Are you said to be pulling on when feeling strong emotion question number six halfway through today's quiz? What question did Trinidadian born German singer? Hathaway ask the world in his hit. Nineteen ninety-three single. This question was asked again and again in one night at the Roxbury question number six. What question did that singer? Hathaway ask in nineteen ninety-three question for seven. This part of arose contains more vitamin C. than almost any other fruit or vegetable and according to Shakira. These don't lie. What are we talking about their number? Seven part of a rose contains more vitamin C. than any other fruit or vegetable questionable eight. What is the original flavor of the Purple Conversation Heart candies which comes from an aromatic flower? Bud of an Indonesian tree. What is the original flavor of the Purple Conversation? Heart COMES FROM RETREAT NUMBER. Eight question number nine. Saint Valentine was executed for trying to convert. Roman emperor Claudius Gothic to Christianity in to sixty nine ad. How was this patron saint of courting and love executed? How did they kill? Saint Valentine or nine question pretend Roman mythology and religion tells us that Cuban runs around hitting anyone with arrows at any time after losing which of our human senses cupid sometimes forgets to hit the other person altogether Roman mythology and religion tells us the Cuban runs around hitting anyone with arrows at any time after losing which of our human senses number ten number eleven. What hormone is secreted by the posterior lobe of the gland a piece I structure at the base of the brain? What is that called number eleven? What Hormone Borough Lebanon and number twelve? This incident was a result from the struggle to control organized crime in the city of Chicago. During prohibition between the Irish North siders headed by George Bugs Moran and their Italian South side rivals led by Al Capone for two points. Name the incident and the year it occurred. What do you think it was number? Twelve those are all twelve questions for today's Valentine's quiz. Thank you Mike. Maximum Chuck for those great great questions. We'll be right back in just a second with the answers. We are back with the answers to Valentine's trivial. It's how you did on this quiz from Mike Number One. What is the correct brand name for the conversation hard candies I made in eighteen? Sixty six by Namco. Those are called sweethearts sweethearts member. You give them a little box. They say things like be mind. And let's dates and other scandalous things. I think there's probably a candy company that makes real scandalous ones but They're called sweethearts. And there's another question about these coming up. I think it's number eight so get ready for that. Sweethearts was the answer number. Two in Roman mythology cupid is the son of Mercury. The Messenger God in which goddess that would be Venus. She is the goddess of love that make sense number two number three. What type of clothing gets its name from the French word for linen that would be lingerie lingerie spelled? Lingering free as I would read it if I was reading it. How it spell lingerie number four within ten dollars according to a two thousand seventeen online survey. What is the average cost? People spend on Valentine's Day floral arrangements for their boo. That'd be seventy three dollars. According to this article from two years ago I think that's still probably probably accurate although I'm not one to ever spend a lot on flowers just because I know they're probably GonNa die but Hey I'm pretty good at shopping for other cool stuff like Funk Os and chocolate covered strawberries. Here's number five. What part of the human anatomy are you said to be pulling on when feeling strong emotion answer? There was heartstrings. Heartstrings number five number six what question did German Singer had away. Ask the world. What is Love Baby? Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No that was from night at the Roxbury Sketching S. and L. and the movie nineteen ninety-three number seven. This part of rose contains more vitamin C. Than almost any other vegetable. That would be rose hips. Shakira's don't lie and if you're watching on Youtube here's me doing the Shakira thing from the Super Bowl there. You number eight. What is the original flavor of the Purple Conversation? Hard candies which come from aromatic flower buds of an Indonesian tree. The original flavor was closed. Clove cigarette and number nine. Saint Valentine was executed trying to convert Roman emperor. Claudius Gotha kissed to Christianity. How was this Patriots Sate of courting and love executed? He was beheaded. They cut off his head. That's pretty brutal for somebody WHO's like. Hey you should try this. They're like now we're GONNA cut your head off. Number nine. Was beheaded number. 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Valentine's Day Special!

Help! I Suck At Dating with Dean, Vanessa and Jared

1:24:26 hr | 1 year ago

Valentine's Day Special!

"So Dean dinners. We heard about this crazy party that who threw in Beverly Hills with literally all the biggest reality TV stars there. And here's the genius part to find out what happened at the party. You have to watch the commercials. Yes you know we will be tuning in and then signing up for a free trial to get our favorite reality TV shows at Hulu Dot Com. That's Hulu Dot Com. I suck data with jared haven. I heart radio. Podcast GONNA help second dating everybody. My name is jared haven. I'm joined not in studio in a house with Dean Anglert. Who's looking ravished right? Now we have Tori joining us right now as well. We're recording live from Lake Tahoe. In where are we is? Tahoe and Kelly or Nevada were curling California California's. Sorry we flew into Reno. We're in Nevada now. We drove to Lake Tahoe which is in California and recording an episode help dating on Valentine's Day. Which of course is a very special podcast. Why is that Dean? Because it's the biggest day about relationships with the biggest podcast about relationships relationships super bowl relationship pro. Put Guys Yeah. We're happy to be here. Roll little squeak. They're reversed age by ten years. The Super Bowl daily. I'm really nervous about this. Is Your Super Bowl for dating Valentine? This year was the last time you had a Valentine last year. I went on a first date on Valentine's Day interesting. You went on a I eight Valentine's on it was a little pressure or there's obviously a lot of pressure around it. Can we start from the beginning? How did you meet the girl? Did you sign Deanne all that? Just and then how you selected Valentine's Day to be the meet up like It's weird to talk about past relationships. You're in a relationship that's kind of how I feel. It is weird but you get comfortable with it within the confines of this is your talking as a story idea terror. I was going on line. I don't WanNa do that. I would like to know for tips. She just wants to know it was just. It was stupid thing. Anyways we talked for maybe a few weeks beforehand. Do we know this person and I was supposed to go to Japan for three weeks? I please finish the story. I want to know if we know this person. Skit crank. You're so cranky right. Who's not bro? You could see the whole context of the people. Okay so you deandre. We probably know where you're going to Japan. Continue and the only day that both of us were free to meet up before. I left for Japan which is on February fifteenth or sixteenth was Valentine's Day. And so I was like I think we should hang out before I go to Japan and she thought the same thing and so we met up and yeah. That's what made you WanNa Dammar. She was pretty. I think I know who this person is. I will not say it but I've pretty good. Come on twenty one. Jared anyways have you guys ever. W what's the weirdest thing I've ever done a Valentine's Day if if if my gas is correct. She's a blonde Dans Valentine's Day whole I don't WanNa hear about what was the first date like you went on a first date reservation Just some random bar. La and paid Arcade Games so it wasn't like a dinner date. It was more of a cash. Grab a beer. Play some games day. Yeah that's great. So which is what I always encourage people to do on first dates anyways. That's how you really get to know someone is you'd have a couple of drinks. You see them in an arcade environment where it's like. Oh what if they liked their on games? It's game over at that point. You know. If they're playing skibo they're loving that's great if they like pinball probably not it's not gonna hit well right it's not going to be it's not gonNA end well so pinballs the one. With the two sides arcade bumpers a little hole in the little guy. Get come up right behind you to slightly. Put his hands on your hand. Romances there. But I'm just saying the the actual game itself is just horribly boring anyways. That was a good day. We'll have a couple questions. Would you advocate going on a first date on Valentine's Day you're right because there was like an unwritten pressure the question? But you're right to ask that question because there was an undue amount of pressure just because it was Valentine's Day like almost like there's an expectation for things to carry on afterwards which is fine. I don't I kind of feel the same way I don't even get into it but I don't think that Valentine's Day is the most important day and doesn't mean much to me. You know what I mean. Yeah me neither. But it's funny because you always give me crap about how a girl could miss understand the things that I'm saying. Get excited about it. I think that a guy not taking Valentine's seriously and then a guy taking a girl out on Valentine's Day is doing exactly that it's like if you take a girl out on Valentine's Day but you're like the entire time you're like I don't Valentine's Day doesn't mean anything to me. They could just in their head to be like. Oh well. He still took me on Valentine's Day. You know what I mean. Yeah I could see that. Listen if a guy takes you out if anybody takes you all day on Valentine's Day you already probably assumed that they're being very serious about it right. Valentine's Day choosing spend it with you even if it's I ate the fact that the fact that I got a date on Valentine's Day it was like reassuring because I was like. Oh she did. That means like she's fully single. You know what I mean like going on the first day on Valentine's Day with someone that means that they're probably not talking to anyone else who else which is really refreshing. Because you don't want to be one of five guys at this girl's talking to now that'd be hard vice for her. I'm sure it was the same like she doesn't want to be one of five girls at me or this guy talking to. So that's like that's like a nice perk appro. If you will of dating someone going first day on Valentine's so what was the last time you were in a relationship for Valentine's Day? I think two years ago I think Leslie and I were dating for Valentine's Day. It's right I forgot about that. Took skydiving. Wow what are you doing Kaelin this year? Oh you haven't you guys have an exchange gifts. Well we're in Tahoe with my friends. That's what we're doing for Valentine's Day. It's pretty good. But that's like an old married couples Valentine's Day. I feel like I feel like I had so this morning. I got actually flowers and chocolates and got it for before. She woke up so she woke up to it and then I wrote her. A note from this is here in. Tahoe. Know this California before we left for the airport but she has yet to read the note because we woke up late or she woke up late and we had to rush the airport so yeah and I wrote a little letter for. I always write poems for so. They're rhyming I'm a great rhymer kind of rhyme scheme do you typically go with AB AB AB? I don't really go as long as the words. Rhyme good of it so the last word of each sentence. I'm very like Roseanne. What's Matt appear like the the what they were talking about was? This was this poem you wrote. Was it romantic? Was it funny? Of course it's saying it's both like one of the lines. I'll tell you one of the lines right now. It says my heart is a lock and you have the key. I love you so much. I love you more than Tom Brady. it's funny right. So it's loving and yet that's a spoiler alert for Ashley hopeless. You didn't hear isn't listening to them. She hasn't read. She definitely doesn't listen to it. Oh that's all right. I Really WanNa hear. Her husband talked about dating. You WanNa really funny Similarity that I can draw with that is in paradise. I wrote Ceylan poems for her birthday Raider. And then right after that dumpster yet but we yeah but then you came back but the poems home let me ask you this because this guy. I was actually talking to another guy and as a human being. You only have so many tricks up your sleeve. You know what I mean like so many things. You feel confident. So have you written poems or letters for other people in the past? I want a poetry competition in high school. Okay I meant like in a significant loving no but I do think that those even if it's a horrible poem I think those are more meaningful than like the grandiose expensive dinner all that kind of stuff like like she's GonNa read that and she's going to be touched by Ashley is GonNa read that and be touched by and laugh at it and feel more connected to you through that. Then she would if you were if you were to go like some extravagant date night ones are better. I have a question but we have answers. Do you guys feel weird ever buying. Your girls now roses. Like do you go for daisy's instead of a rose. I think even before Bachelor I was always at anti rose. I don't buy her red roses now. Each color has a different meaning. Yellow means friendships. So would you buy yellow She's my best friend one but secondly I bought her orange which I think is passion or I think that's like a look it up. Orange are Angie. I think oranges. I like the the White Pink ones very pretty. I think those are like cute. That's defined askew cute anyway. So that's all you guys are doing. You obviously kind of spending the whole day and Tahoe together. Yeah and then we'll Ashley now. We'll get a dinner next week to kind of have a romantic time so it is passionate romance. Okay very well done. That's a good one now. Here's my question though because like I said I was actually talking to a buddy about this and as a guy when you're in relationships like I said just throughout your dating history even as a girl. You have certain tricks that you do right certain things that you feel confident in doing so my question is say you like write like write letters or write poems like for example if I wrote a poem or letter for significant other in the past should I feel guilty in any way doing that for Ashley now. Should I feel guilty towards Syria? Saying like your recycling. Your old she she. Could you look at me and be like us to do that for someone? Yes but like I do different things too but of course. I'm going to do some similar things. There's only so many things I can do. So my it's weird. I don't think I think I think you're very right about if you're if you're good at something and you feel comfortable doing and you know it makes other person feel special. There's no reason not to continue to do it with new people later on. I would hate it why I'd be like pick up a new little little talent. We're GONNA SING ME SONGS. But don't give me a poem if you've given poems two girls in the past. Trust me if you heard me saying you would not want me seeing this. When you're in love anything's kill Majoria sock puppet of herself and then make the sock puppet of you and then do a sock puppet show. I would love that. That would be different than a poem written Love Poems for. Girls in the past and then for me. I would not like that now. Here's a question. What if you didn't know it then when I found out so like your own and you would be. I wouldn't like it but here's the thing like what if the the new thing that I do. Gift doesn't level up to that old thing where she's like. That poem was like the idea of writing. A letter is so much better than what you do. Now you know what I mean here my discarded toenail clippings what if those are the two comparing here or like you said a sock puppet. I actually you don't talk like just dry heaved. The toenails gross. I don't know where my I got lots of you. It's funny that you bring up because Alex be who's my friend. He had the same thing he was dating. A girl who like wrote something about it and put it on instagram and he was like well. We'll don't be sharing that because like that's the thing that I do like that's my thing to do with the that I'm interested in and by doing that. It's like she's been telling the world it wasn't like she wasn't vindictive and doing it but she was like this is what he did for me and this is pleasant was and he's like well. This is what I do with everyone now. You're kind of like taking meadow away from everyone. Let me let me give you an example so you want to justify yourself go for. I don't think I'm justifying myself at all. I think I'm digging my own grave right now but I'm doing it for suck army suck suck suck suck suck suck suck every birdie okay on Bachelorette. I wrote a poem for cable. It's you still and they aired it. Did you mention the word love in that poem? No I ended it with a dumb and dumber quote which was re class. I said you know at the end of this. I'm going to cross my ts. And all my eyes with the DOT and I just wanted to tell you Kaitlyn I like you. I like your our law like a lot and so whatever I mean at the moment it was just like. That's what I do you know. I like expressly expressing myself that way so hard exactly right. There's a party even do this for Ashley. I feel guilty and I'm like I shouldn't feel guilty. Like that was passed. Is The now right? Now what are your married Ashley sits different but I just can't get ahead that I'd be a little irritated. I see both sides of it. I think for me in my relationship. I don't think it's hard for me to think back and think that I've done anything now that I used to do another relationships probably because I just never did anything before so it's like everything I'm doing. That was brand new. You know what I mean about of a boyfriend who used to be. That's the point that I was trying to make us to pause for laughter. Used point he said used to because he's he's husband he's married. Which is something I wanted to ask about you. We don't tell you the question. I did not Tori adequate. But he's silent just mean but my question is there was articles coming out. I was reading. That said Kaelin said you proposed over in Europe. Please enlighten us the question now. The articles quote unquote was an elite daily article. Pull it up there. That referenced. A comment that Kaelin responded to on her most recent instagram picture which has since been deleted by the original poster because people were attacking the poster. It was kind of silly anyways. She was like he was responding to a comment and took her phone and I just wrote he already proposed did. Oh so you wrote it. Came into yes. I wrote this stupid comment and I handed her the phone before I pressed the post and and she was like. Yeah whatever this is funny and then she posted it so that tapping noise. You are trying to get that was Tori tapping on. Dean's apparent wedding band that he's wearing hand you guys. I might quit this podcast if it's a continuation of teaming up on me so I like this. This is why I need you. Is the third eighty needs to be dean so good with words and so charming how need a Ti need? 'cause I the teammate. I two on one literally Danielle and I said. Can you please bring up food? I think Dean's a little cranky love. We're all here to learn. You're not gonNA wear ring if you're going to wear rings and you've got to kind of address done a lot of driving in the past couple of days okay. I'm a little tired. Who wrote the coming here? Pardon so you're the one who wrote the comedy. He deposed not came to comment was he needs to propose. Already in Kaelin responded he already did and I wrote the comment he already did. Hand Keel on the phone and she pressed the post against question. Is I would say you proposed. My question is isn't exclusively daily. Write an article about a comment. That was responded. Like it's just grasping at straws there. You know what I mean. It's a great pitcher of Youtube on the deal. I hate that picture too. I look I'm a hunchback of Notre Dame. I knew he cuts off my shoulder. My buff shoulders too much and it. Your shoulders do read. It makes me look over. How do you feel when people are saying? Oh they're married they're married. How when you first initially saw that or you egg that on d. kind of alike that he loves it he lets see 'cause he's been anti marriage. But do you kind of like seeing headlines saying marriage with Dean in Ceylan well Kayla my wife sometimes like if I If I make a reservation restaurant like me and my wife are gonNA come in around eight or we were at the hotel there and I can me and my wife. Get Room Service. Are you married Jerry? Did you know sorry I got I got a? I got a text message. Sorry just said he refers to as his wife at. I heard that the hotel reservation with dinners with that are you. That's different though because if you did you ever call Ashley Her. You're no but I remember it before we before we even got engaged. There'd be times we'd have hotels and they'd call and be like. Oh Mr Kennedy downplaying that Tom. He's initiating conversation by saying my wife. It's not being misunderstood tons. You get special privileges when you say that stuff though. Have you ever used it to gain a special privilege largest thing? It's fun to say I'm not GONNA say whether we're married or not. I'm going to keep this as your friend As someone like yourself who doesn't believe in the institution of marriage and someone like Kayla. Who probably does I wouldn't. I wouldn't say it's fun calling you my wife but then also be like. I never WANNA get married. You know we got a good. We've got a good thing going on over here and I'm not worried about please. Came on this helps the -lutely not we need to hear her perspective on things if you want to hear what what needs to happen. What needs to happen to order. Gary what's yours is mine and mine is yours. Yes she owns your percentages. This happened I don't want to mix business and pleasure. I have a lot of fun doing this. And I don't Wanna mix that business with this. What about our pleasure? We Mix Business and pleasure all the time Dean pleasure. She's the business. Okay that makes sense another joke. That jokes or sorry. It's one of those folks that took me secondly okay no. That's funny. Okay I get that but yes. That's not going to happen. I'm sorry all right. Well I guess we'll move on from this conversation. We do have some incredible guests calling in. We have some licensed therapist. We have Cold Relationship Ai and we have some bachelor nation members are GONNA stop by. We've got some of your favorite bachelor nation contestants in the House with us here in Tahoe. 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You know I love talking to you guys know you're actually in a car it now. You're not driving but you have a funny Valentines Day. Because today's Valentine's Day you have a funny Valentines Day store. Your car actually broke down on your way back to your home. Yes something happened. I just came back From the airport and make a long story short I had. I realized you know because I'm not one of those women have no oil in my car. I can hear my rod knocking so I had to call my Valentine's and he came to pick me up. That sounds like a like a modern dating term. Have you been not been knocking me all week? Yeah you'RE BEAUTIFUL. And Wonderful. Hubby picks you up right. Yes my told organic. And he's like right here with me. He takes me up and so then I kissed him really quick and I said Baby. It's my rod is a little wing. Metal Rod. Rod came to pick you up after the other. Rod Wasn't working yes. Let's go home enjoy Valentine's Day where you're worried about that later celebrity matchmaker. What type of advice do you have for your clients on Daylight Valentine's Day? Okay so I always say like whether you're single or whether you're with someone else right with your with someone else. Yes to acknowledge it Being single and Valentine's Day is great for business for me. But don't you know at the end of the day? It's just another day right so don't go off the deep end. If you're single. I mean have fun acknowledging. There's lots of love all around you whether it's romantic love or it's love with your your Dow powells or little kids all around you. But it's an exciting day to flirt and have fun right so you see an increase in clientele around this time of year because people are you there trying to find a Valentine's Day Saint Valentine's Day and they're single. Do they reach out to you or is it just like what do you do with that? Do you just basically like you said. Just tell everyone to just treat it as another day. Let's say someone's like let's. Let's give you an example. Let's say someone freshly in a relationship that maybe you set them up on. Do they come to you for Advice? And then you kind of tell them what they should be doing for Valentine's Day. Yeah yes I'll give you an example. Okay so I had client. That went out on a date last night with a new woman and W match and he for whatever reason okay but I think it has something to do with. You don't want to seem like it's desperate. He's desperate and his final Untied States. You can let my God. He must not be interested. I didn't hear back from them. So you know I'm rushing down the road and the car. Okay hope no police listening to this so I pull over and say look. It's Valentine's Day. She's a dynamo. She's your match even if you don't know it yet you need to text her now and he goes okay and I should ask her out and I'm like absolutely and you ask her out to have to acknowledge it. That's the first thing and that's what I tell my clients like don't let that go by and then as far as protocol do they get flowers chocolates to take him to a nice restaurant like what is kind of the advice that you typically like to give out to these types of people that are either starting a new relationship or hoping to start new relationship. We'll so I always say acknowledge. Okay so if you're starting relationships there's always like appropriate gifts for each point in time in a relationship so when it comes down to When it comes down to like a new relationship and you go out on a date with them. I mean you don't need to show it with a dozen roses right but you could show it with something appropriate something fun like this little kitty. Valentine's cards remember them. And I mean you can start with that box of chocolates throwing Dayton two or three months. I mean you know perfumes always nice. If you're dating six months little heart necklace you find the appropriate gift for the stage in your relationship. So you're saying it all comes down to timing. Yeah yeah and I mean like in this case the sky it was too much pressure to go out on a date on Valentine's Day just met for the first time last night right but yeah definitely you need technology. You met her. You know make make a phone call tour. Whenever and I told him the texture in this case. Because you know everybody texts after gainsay had a great time but ask her out again. Yeah I would definitely not say you should go on a first date on Valentine's Day too much thrasher you're single. Don't you just want to hang out with your friends on Valentine's Day? I don't think so. I really don't Susan. We'll listen. Listen if you're single. It depends like are you going out with your girlfriends and having a great time and there's nothing wrong with that right like going out in haller and having a great time of flirt with everybody to pass this your way right fist. Pump and Susan. What are you getting into intense so I just pulled him from New York right so we're going to have dinner okay? We're having a chef. Come in lights and candles K. And just you know we're just gonNA enjoy because that's how you something so my day started off early with my husband because my husband. I called me. I always tell people this on Valentine's Day and he was totally unaware so anyway so we celebrate it. I can't even tell you half of what we said today to each other. It's been flirty all day married. Oh so we've in fifteen years we've been together twenty years keeping it hot. Yeah we eat all day long with emojis flirtation and that's was what emojis did you send him. Come on give us a hint. Is it Susan? It sounds like we gotta give you and your husband some space years. Thank you so much for calling in on the podcast giving our listeners. Some advice for Valentine's Day sounds like you've got a fantastic night ahead of you so much. Susan Take Care Happy. Valentine's Day is nice talking to you as well if the listeners out there. If you guys WanNa Find Susan you Kenya. Check her out on twitter because she does live tweet bachelor posts episode and all that kind of stuff. She does have a website. It's called exclusive matchmaking. Dot Net. So be sure to go on and check that out and see if she can help you out get matched and find the Valentine's for next year since thirty two for this year bachelor life tweeter always a good follow. Take Care Guys I thank you sorry. I didn't know how the soup is coming back to. E It is coming back ladies dough from the latest O. M. G. TV moments to the best viral videos plus everything in between host and Superfan. Get it get what we did there. Superfan J. Caterpillar catches viewers up on what they've missed and offers hilarious. Commentary on the most talked-about pop culture moments number quick wit and keen observations. Jade cat apprentice celebrates the funniest and craziest moments in pop culture. Because she is a superfan. She's a stand up comic. Who performs top comedy clubs all over the country and in Brazil Dean? What is your latest? Omg TV moment. I don't think it was when Dean went down to paradise to get Caitlin bag. I'm GT moment. Yeah you're right now. Don't forget. The super turns Wednesday February twelfth at ten o'clock eastern on e. that's Wednesday February twelve at ten nine central R. And we are back and now we have Jamie Bronstein and Jamie. I'm sorry I mispronounced the name there but for the listeners out there. Jamie is a talk radio host Love Talk Live. She's a licensed therapist relationship expert so she is the woman to have on the phone for us today for Valentine's Day episode. Jamie how are you? I'm doing well? How are you guys? We're good thank you so much for calling us. Obviously we have a special episode dating podcast. It's the biggest day of the year. Valentine's Day help by second dating goes together like line of butter and pickles. Peanut butter and pickles. Maybe yeah so. Jamie said we're just GONNA fire some questions so being a love. I'M GONNA go ahead and label you as a love expert. I'll take it. Can you give our listeners because we have listeners that are single listeners that are just starting a relationship listeners that have been in a relationship for years decades however long what type of advice would you have for anyone out there the different stages of gifts to give their partner like? Let's say you've been dating zero six months seven to twelve months. We're kind of gifts. Do you like to see people give each other for Valentine's Day okay. Zero to six iron. Say Go with something that you're giving the message that you definitely are interested in the person And depending on the stage or ADS like some people get engaged within six months. You know but definitely keep it light but with a mean for methods so you can do jewelry. There's nothing wrong jewelry And also the cards. I'm huge huge fan of what you write in the cards so right everything that you feel that you're feeling don't hold anything back so I'd say good cards and things I zero six. I have a question so I would. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Arlington Basis Predominantly Female. So as a female. That's may be interested in guy that's going on a date for Valentine's Day. What do you like to see the women by the men if if nothing at all so? I think it's really important that we equal we live in an equal. We're all so. Yeah so girls do something. Cute like get a couples massage. Union do it together. You know so do a couples massage or I used to like when I was saying. I always love surprising. The guys to like Sam GonNa take you out on a date. I'm planning the whole thing is a lot of times. The guys plan the date so either like a surprise or even like a station somewhere go to the beach if you live somewhere warm or just do something really romantic gift. That involves both of you. I feel like that's pretty. Girls can do like sexy lingerie because gift for both. That's a gift that keeps on giving gifts for yourself but then also the guy likes and then maybe next year is Valentine's you. Can you say it's a different guy you could you know you can reuse it? So it's every gift I do not recommend it if it's him you said you're you're not single anymore right but there is. There's a big movement. Four singles awareness day. So what do you say for? People that are may be experiencing the Valentine's blues. I don't have a partner that want to celebrate their singleness. Do you have any advice for them? Yes just live it up. You know like just be present and enjoy the moment because you're going to find your person at some points and by being sad about it. It's it's kind of a of time so eventually you're running your person so just live it up. Go out with your friends and also think about it. The guys on the girls that were at the singles bar the week before they're still gonNA be there. They're still single and especially on Valentine's Day everybody's looking to hook up and it may be something more distractions a little bit you know and this year specifically I feel like This planets have aligned because it's Valentine's Day on a Friday. Exactly I mean it's so much so anybody listening who's sad or less your soul feel your emotions feel the sadness but then take a shower may coban or if you're a guy don't put make him on but just you know get yourself but some Cologne on which genes bar some air force ones. I think that we should just get rid of Valentine's Day. I'm over Valentine's Day. This is coming from a married man. I don't think we should celebrate being single. I don't think we should celebrate being a relationship every day. Should be just a celebration or whatever you have you know. I just Valentine's Day. There's so much pressure and you got to buy gifts and you spend money and it's all of this ridiculousness. What are your thoughts about that do you? What are you? What are your overall thoughts about? Valentine's Day in general. I saw my name J I m e means I love in French so jam Jamie so of love and I love yes. I agree with you every day. We should be appreciating her with. We should be appreciating her dating. We should appreciate the fact that we've only eat somebody someday And yes I understand. It's a hallmark holiday but it is like a great excuse. Let's say you haven't gone on a deed in a while. It's an excuse to reconnect so I totally understand what you're saying but I'm a big fan of Valentine's Day interesting. I don't know if you should need an excuse to reconnect. I think like every few months. If you find yourself not reconnecting you need to realize we need to connect exactly and it could be a problem. I always recommend to my clients who are in relationships and even just starting to date. Make sure that you're going on a date at least three nights a week. We'll that's what I mean like if somebody needs a reminder wants to reconnect I think you have some bigger issues. I agree that makes sense and I do agree but there are like married the on they have the kids and then you don't have way totally right. Jimmy you so much for joining us. I'm sure you've got your hands full today of all days of the year given the fact that you are a love guru for the listeners. Out there be sure to check her out on love. Talk live on L. A. Talk Radio Jamie thanks so much for joining us and best of luck with your husband. He's Happy Valentine's Day to day. What do we think it was so you WanNa just abolish Valentine's Day altogether? It sounds like see. I feel like Valentine's Day has turned into the opposite. It's no longer about celebrating your partner. Now I feel like Valentine's Day is a holiday for singles to just feel bad about themselves so instead of of this day. Where if you're single you just feel worse about yourself. Why not? Just get rid of the holiday. So everybody's still happy in a relationship and you don't have to focus one day out of the year solely about either your inner relationship or you're not 'cause like it's different from other holidays because Christmas is about family Thanksgiving's about family so on and so forth we're Valentine's Day is solely only about intimacy love. So get rid of it because it's just like. I paid one hundred dollars for flowers today. You know you actually pay one hundred dollars per flower well close to it. Like seventy still. It's very expensive. Listen I'm just going to say this. I think Valentine's Day is incredibly important. Because like I said earlier validates your love for the other person and the only way you can do that is by buying them expensive things especially on inflated days of the year that seventy dollars bouquet of flowers probably would cost fifteen dollars any other day of the year. You really bad at being contrarian your I your your proving my own point. I think it's great. I think you can put a fiscal number. You can quantify the value that someone has in your life by how much money you spend on them on the day. Would you get? Kaelin for absolutely nothing. Love it what did she get you anything. She has something waiting for us back in Los Angeles shout detail because we're reporting live from here and the beautiful North Lake. Tahoe it is you just she got me something also back in Los Angeles so neither of us know what we got each other. I'll be oh exchange gifts later. You guys at the center of Christmas. You exchange gifts way away after. We're not really good at timeliness. That's okay anyways we have another guest coming on Korea Karston who has a new interesting APP called relationship which apparently is going to help us begin dating smarter which interested to hear more about and obviously she's probably got some it's crazy. How much dating stuff is out there? Nowadays we have this podcast. We have million dating talk shows dating. Apps from someone hosting dating podcast. I probably shouldn't say this but I feel like it's too much because now we're getting to the stage where we're over thinking dating. Yeah and it never was meant to be over. Thought you know you go if you like someone you continue seeing them and then you fall in love or you don't fall in love and then the relationship ends but now it's this constant like well. He he said text this and but did he really mean that. Am I over thinking it? I have to wait to respond or now. We're getting all these date like literally. How many dating terms have been formed within the past? Two years like benching breadcrumbs ghosting all these things. And it's like maybe we're all just over thinking it a little too much. I agree but why rover thinking that you might as well listen to this podcast zone out because we don't think much when we're on. Yeah we're just two idiots spewing nonsense over here anyways we're going to give Corinna call and see if you can get online creating a perfect skin. Carotene is hard but having clean glowing skin can be easy. Introducing NEW TRUTH JUICE. Daily cleanser from skincare. Brand Ola Henriksson it's clinically. Tested to deliver result. 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That pounding sound in the background. That was my applause ping his thigh for a raucous applause. Introducing you Carino's great hold the MIC on one hand. It's very difficult. We're not in studio so we can't get a round of applause Creena. How's your Valentine's Day going so far it's amazing. I'm actually in Santa Barbara. And it's gorgeous day and just loving loving life here with my husband to tell us about your dating up relationship so just like tracking your steps or your calories. It's time to track and evaluate our dating activity. We need to hear more about this. Sounds intriguing so for the listeners. Out there if you were to go to the APP store you can look up relationship and for I was going to give a brief description of what I see. It looks like I see a lot of people that I'm dating and then as I'm dating them I rate them right every text call in person meeting. Hang out sleepover. You can plug in and evaluate and that will give you your own personal metrics and data to really see how well things are going. I mean we're we're moving towards data driven life so I don't see why not. Why can't we move our dating towards give us an example of how data would you know how we would able to know if were better? Data deter by getting data on it. Well often are short-sighted ego perceives our dating activity in a certain way and that's just based on our experiences and that can be limited so what this does what relationship does is give you the bigger picture on what is really occurring. And so you get clarity. You get confidence and you get to effectively and efficiently move forward in your dating life so that you can create. The relationship outcomes that she truly want. I think it's incredibly interesting and and the way that I see the APP is let's say you go on a date with a guy named Dan you get done you get home from your date and then you basically fill out. The slider was the communication easy. How comfortable are we talking about your career and your basically filling that in lifetime after the day and then exactly so you have a couple of days a week at the end of the week you can see. Which did I guess it's easy? It's it's difficult to look back in hindsight and be like I remember exactly how I was feeling right after that date. But you kind of have overbroad. Overarching brought idea. So this allows you to quantitatively be like okay. This is the person that I had a better time with immediately following the date. Right you get fuzzy. You get Super Fuzzy. And then those things that were red flags like in the moment you like. Oh I'm going to let that slide and and this allows you to actually input your red flags and like see what is really happening and I think what we. We've done this for business for decades now but we have never applied data and metrics to our personal lives so we can actually make better decisions and and feel really empowered about it and have fun. I gotTa tell you it's crazy but it might just be crazy enough to work. Well I cannot be a contrarian just question about it so human beings of oak emotion right and we make decisions based on emotion and so this seems a little bit more analytical. Do you think that is the smart way to approach dating more analytical rather than emotion based while you certainly can have all the emotions you want and the moment but then then at at the time of evaluation you can actually go okay like were those emotions valid like did I really have a super high response to this person? You know you can actually put in like an Emoji for exactly how you felt like you had the instant feeling and then you can break it down and go deeper and say oh well like. I really didn't feel that comfortable. You know in this particular in our communication but I felt really comfortable with the affection. So it's like giving you like a particular Detail to actually evaluate your emotions interesting. I think it's interesting. I something I never would have thought of but honestly I can see the I can see the utility in it. It's something I definitely would try out just to see all like I would love to see you guys. Try it out. Unfortunately we're both taking relief. I guess you could do like a week or a day by day. Maybe with the same person like on Monday absolutely can't exactly so we can do this. Even though we're both relationships totally right then and listening to go for the listeners out there. Let's say you're going on Valentine's Day. You can always download relationship and be sure to log your day with the person you. WanNa date with and see how he stacks up against other people or he or she stacks up against other people you did. I don't WanNa give Ashley any any data on my dating performance. I will say well she can come out to and be like you cuddled with me. Forty six percent of the time for six months of dating and now you're cuddling with me at thirteen percent rate. This is ridiculous. This is not why married you. I don't need numbers behind our arguments. Well what it actually does is gives you a platform for conversation that's super super interesting And growth oriented so you actually can instead of like waiting for like a year and a half. Two things get really like. Oh God this is not the way started. You can actually see where it's headed and it's like wait. This is an opportunity for us to have a conversation about something. That's kind of a sticking point. I think it's cool. I think it's a great idea. I'm glad that we're exploring because it's so unique. You know you see a lot of dating things out there. And this is the first time I've ever heard of anything like this. And I think that's awesome so for the listeners. Out there that want to give a Korean is apple try. It's called relationship? You can find it in the APP store. At least my iphone I saw. I'm sure you could get it on a droid to android is coming out later this year. Gotcha okay great over the listeners. Out there iphone checkout relationship and later this year. If you have a droid you can find it there as well. Carina before you go. Just give us one piece of advice for single people on Valentine's Day in one piece of advice for somebody in a relationship on Valentine's Day well for all the singles out there just love life today and whether that's with the personal self care moment do that are just go and have some fun with friends and and also work on some of those dating apps that you're on. Swipe Swipe a few have a couple of a conversation starters and just have fun. Love Life there we go greener. Thank you so much for joining us. Have Valentine's Day in Santa Barbara and Best luck with the APP. Thank you thank you guys right not yourself. Happy Valentine secured by heavy Valentine's Day. I I like it. I know you didn't seem to be the biggest fan of it. I think it's cool. I mean it's just not I'm not a data oriented person when it comes to dating. Listen I feel like so many this that I've made in the past or based off like gut feelings my emotions most of the time when I put data or I over think situations. That's when I make the wrong decision. I think it's a good way to say Organiz. Let's say you're dating to five ten fifteen people at the same time. It's a good way for you to like yeah. I'm sure you have folders within the dating APP. Where you can put like Dean? Jared Greg Jack Jim. Tom Tori does when she's Day and all her seven different guys so I think it's got appeal. I like it. I think it's again I like it because it's so different it's different. It's so unique and that is cool. I will say it's coming from a different angle in. Ai Perspective of dating so it gives you statistics. That is interesting enough. However I don't think I would be able to do it because I think I would again. Well what you said earlier was a lot of. I think that goes in line with dating. Is You can't really quantify a feeling so it's like they might not be scoring well on the APP but you feel good around them and I think that's like you can't really calculate it reminds me of along came polly ever see that movie. I watched it like to watch the hospital when I broke my leg. Okay so Ben. Stiller plays a risk analysis. Life Insurance Life Insurance So that's what he does he he. He gives analysts of risk and so then tire movie is based upon. Like you can't put relationship because he he's dating Jennifer Aniston. It doesn't work. He go back with his ex wife. Yes his gut tells him to go to Jen. I now actually the movie I will say. The computer does say that he should be Jan and he doesn't believe it. I remember that part of the computer said that he should be with his ex wife. Now remember he. He put the numbers in and the computer's loading on the boat and then they later find out that it said. Oh yeah he was like something must be wrong. Because it saying that I should go with Jennifer Anderson's character anyway. Sorry for the spoiler audience. Sixteen years later. You haven't seen the movie yet. Sorry about that guys anyways. We're going to take one quick break and we're going to jump right back into it. We've got some great guests up here in Tahoe. Some good friends you know. Who's here Kaelin's here? She should come on anyways. We're GONNA take a quick break and we will have some of those guests but not all of them on the podcast stick around so dean dinners. We heard about this crazy party that who threw in Beverly Hills with literally all the biggest reality TV stars there. And here's the genius part to find out what happened at the party. You have to watch the commercials. Yes you know we will be tuning in and then signing up for a free trial to get our favorite reality TV shows at Hulu Dot Com. That's Hulu Dot Com all right and we are back with one of Bachelor nation's favourite couple and on the Valentine's Day episode. It's so fitting that they're here like we said we're not gonNA share who they are. They're both GonNa talk spoilers. Tell us about their Valentine's plans et Cetera et CETERA. And maybe you the listener can semis. Who they might be so. Welcome to the podcast mystery guests missile female guys to Mencia female. I think they'll be able to figure out pretty quickly that it's a man and a woman she's a sound like a woman or two minutes. Maybe I'll talk like this. We go over listeners. Out There Valentine's episode. What do you guys have planned for this year's Valentine's because it is yours first Valentine's second Valentine's together. That's a clue right there. Yeah that's a clue before we get into this year's what did you guys do last year for Valentine's Day we what did we. Oh we celebrate early. We celebrated early because his friends from the UK came in on Valentine's Day. So we were with his. I don't want to say any names. But his friends and Family Nice Okay and then and then this year what plans he almost is your name. He my mystery. Man is surprising. Me Tonight with I don't even know what something special hopefully it'll it'll be a pre dinner drinks at A. Can I say the name? Yes it sure. Gives them up to eighteen eighteen sixty eight and then we're going to dinner after that at a place that I can't tell you because God that's adorable thing at Sir. How did you come up with this idea to take this wonderful woman on this Mystery Day? Like where did you get? The idea is to go to these places just from living in the area the past ten years and then I have a good friend that knows all the hot spots in Reno Nice best with the reno-tahoe tourism boards good to have a guy on the inside. So that's why I keep him around smart so miss if I made. I want to know if your mystery man is a push ball because he comes off you are like I can't say your name. It's so weird. But you're you're a man's man you are. You are getting much. I get much vibes. All super like it exterior sense. Icu outside with your shirt off chopping lumber. You know what I mean like. We're to likes to go camping all that kind of your your but you just like you just seem like the biggest sap mushball Swedish warmest guy ever and miss. I WanNa know who who the real mystery manners. He I would say no he when when he feels his feelings deep and lets out those tears. It's few and far between. But when he does it's amazing but he's very sweet he's written he's that he's you know very im- overly emotional at all but But he's always very good at Always complimenting me and making me feel special and show me love that way I the reason I ask is because when the Mr Mann was describing the date tonight. He had a massive grin face. He's excited how Giddy he was and you could tell that he's also so giddy because he surprising you and it's fun and planning cars. Yeah we also have been apart for a while because of work work so so. This is our first time seeing each other in in what like over a week and so I like as much as I love being here with you guys today. I'm ready to get back to the hotel room with him. I think he's very excited to talk with you guys a little bit longer but I got bigger. We're going down. Make sure you as long as poppies eyes are closed. We announced to the listeners. Who are well. How about this gives us a clue to each of the viewer i. I'm going to give a clue for him so I'm GonNa give him. I'm going to say that he If you watched the show. He gave everyone dad vibes right away. Like Daddy Daddy Daddy deny will say I mean he give. He gives her van a run for its money. It's riots that is right. I forgot about the van. That's right that's right. That's right and he was the one that I right away and stayed till the end and so Mystery man key clue about the mystery lady. Well who without giving it away. Yeah they'll give it away. Who is who is the mystery lady. Actually Oh oh my juiston no. She said his name Heather all right. Let's go ahead and pretend that didn't happen. I still think that Garrett should describe the mystery. Well I WANNA know who the woman is so she was engaged and then broken. Solve the clue I learn who it is. She has a minnesotan accent. Not Like I'm the best dog bomb that owns the cutest Corgi in the world with my past relationship. Well if you haven't guessed yet help I suck at Beckoning Garrett on the PA surprise surprise. I don't think anyone could have gone. So you guys are heading into arena tonight for times they yes that Garrett set up for Petka it all makes sense now. I can piece together. I know who they are now that you can use her name. Yeah exactly Garett you have my all time favorite. I'm I watched the bachelor but I don't religiously watch it and so I watched most of your season and I. There was one moment towards the end. It was my favorite moment in the history of Bachelor. Anything excluding obviously stuff with Ashley and There was a part at the end where you were talking about. Becca and I think it was the final two and you start getting emotional and and you and you looked up in the camera and tears in your eyes and your dislike. I love the way she says. Beg Oh yeah and that was it. And you're like I love the wishes bag and Ashley and I looked at each other that moment and was like that is the sweetest moment I've ever seen on this show because so many times and you guys can attest this we're watching the show. It's very over exaggerated lines you know. She's the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I can only see me being with him for the rest of my life. I love him. He's my soul mate. He's he moved my World Babo Blah Blah Blah. And a lot of. It's for me. I guess a little cliche. Overly it's almost like a formulaic at this point. In that moment when you said that I could tell how much you loved. Becca from that line without ever saying how in love you were with her or how you can never see yourself with another person like I knew I knew how much Becca meant you in that moment. Just by the way you said it and I'll never forget that for the rest of my life. It was one of my favorite moments ever seen. Thank you I will say he to this day. Now we've been together to two years later. He still calls me out every time I say bag. You really loved it heart with love. I love when we go on trips together. And she's got a pack the bag. That's hilarious. Now I know I asked someone to marry me. He though the more that he's with me or my friends and family back home he starts to pick up the Minnesota accent. I do it on purpose no you don't you don't ever know when you're doing it because out. I do them. What do you say in Minnesota accent? Oh no quote Fargo those Minnesota Right. Yeah it's the same thing. Yeah same accent. Oh we watched Fargo together and he was like this is how your aunt sounds. And he's like. Oh no we're going over to sandy's later and going to have sudafed dinner living so call right now right so does that. Do you see the accident. Kind of fade away now that you're like far away from him. I don't I mean it's hard for me to tell I don't think so if I'm drinking it's it's it comes out so hard when. I'm drinking when I I don't have much of a Rhode Island Boston accent. I have a little bit but when I started drinking or I'm back home comes out and all of a sudden I turn into John Krasinski from that. Smallpox commercially Michael Pock. My Colorado accent really comes out when I'm drunk for sure. Colorado accident is such thing anyway for the listeners. Out There Becca Bachelor live on stage. You're doing the tour for that right now. Go ahead and plug that real quick. Because you're making a bunch stops over next few months it's crazy so we've been practicing for a while. I mean the show's been in the works for two years. It's been like this baby and it's basically one local bachelor in every city that would go to so we're going to have sixty six different guys. And then he is going to be dating ten local girls and so it's all on stage. We have group dates row ceremonies Hometowns Fantasy Swedes. We had our very first show last night and the audience was crazy in the best ways like Ben and I walked out and we knew that it was going to be. We're going to have an audience. I was the first time we've really practiced with an audience but we stood there for a good two minutes while they cheered erupted and standing ovations and bouncer nation. I knew that we had fans. I mean like you obviously get the DMZ new meet people that want the photos and autographs. And all that. But like I swear. Veteran nation fans are more extreme than sports fans there the craziest loyalist most wonderful insane. People ever encountered in my life. Well like every year you watch the show and you have the people that you love each season or that you don't like and onstage. It's it's only to our show so super-quick onstage. The audience started to either love or hate some of the girls so they're yelling like pick. Katie you deck yelling at the Guy Dick. I'm sure on okay. But they're yelling at the bachelor of. He's making the wrong decision. He hears it and he feels and he's like Oh wait but can I ask audience. Can I can pick someone else. And so it's like you almost awkward moments from the show just right in front of you. I love it and it's so it's you and Ben Co hosting it and if you're interested in being an audience member sold out tons of venues but go to actually live on stage dot com to reserve tickets. Sounds like it's the venue. Last night looked huge. It looked like it was like two thousand heavyweight boxing match. You know well we walked out and I was stunned but the show tomorrow and some of these shows are like double the size which I don't know how it's possible but I do have one question about the bachelor life just because it's crossed my mind and I'm sure you guys been asked this before but why I guess because it's bachelor on live and not Bachelorette on my but was there any reason as to why wasn't half half bachelor and half bachelorettes. I think for this go round. They WANNA start. The first season of the show was solely the bachelor. And so obviously we we have to see how it goes and if the audience likes it and then from there they definitely want to add bachelorette. I mean I would personally love to see same sex on the age on Seymour varieties so I think if this run goes well we're definitely gonNA fingers crossed be adding so shout out to you Bachelor. Nation for being so loyal. Really thank you for that because you guys are really wonderful in that aspect and then secondly if you guys WanNa see a Bachelorette on live onstage with Becca and Ben to do this all over again. Go See Bachelor live right now because if it does well the habit. Bachelorette and better than that. If that goes well I better see a bachelor in paradise onstage because I can only imagine the chaos and madness that would ensue? Well Jared we do throw a little bit too paradisea you just have to come and oh we'll be there very exciting. We'll actually be there tonight and tomorrow depending on this comes out and that comes out Saturday. So you'll be tonight tonight. Anyways so much for joining us have fun on your date tonight. Tonight on Bachelor live on stage. I guess I can't sit tonight for two different nights anyways. Back on the PODCAST. Yeah we kind of had to expedite it which we're so sorry for but thank you so much and for the listeners. 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Download the plenty of fish APP and sign up for free two day at plenty of fish dot com slash iheart. That's plenty of fish. Dot Com slash. Iheart sign up today and we are back Joined in-studio by one of my favorite people in the entire world. We're not going to say his name. The thing is we wanted that listeners. To guess who you have on as a guest they're gonNA immediately but I still want to play the game immediately immediately. They know your voice bro. They know why game. I thought he's talking about you. Know will they know you're a man now? Welcome to the PODCAST. We appreciate being here on our Special Valentine's Day episode. You give a clue as to who you are. Yeah I love both of these men with my heart. And they know that We've been friends. Jared nine now for four five years and Dina nine now for three years of my life. Yeah so for the listeners. Out there because this is our Valentine's podcasts. Can you please tell you do have partner idea of apartment? It's another hint for the listeners. Out there that might not know who this is. What are you and your significant other doing on this wonderful day of celebration of love. We're hanging you guys. Yeah I'm sorry you have to know. It's great actually Last year we're not on Valentine's Day together this year. We're going to be here in squaw valley hanging out with the two of you celebrating Eating good food having good laughs and just enjoying the company of people as good as get down to it. I don't think people some people out there might not still know who it is. You're dating someone that's another clue. I'm dating somebody. Is this your first Valentine's Day together? Yes in person. We were together last day dating but we had not been able to get in together in person last Valentine's apart but did you celebrate Valentine's Day and just a different day. We always celebrate Valentine's Day every day is Valentine's Day for me right now with word. I saw your instagram capture. Very sweet is true. It is fun like I. It's been good. We've been together for years. It's been an amazing year where it does. It just feels like the pressure of performing for the Special Days. Is there because you wanNA show them you care but also you kind of want to do that every day? And so it's like the stays unique but it's almost hard to top every other day. 'cause everyday feels really good right now. Can I read your caption online? Because it's the most you thing I could possibly read. I'm not saying his name. It says every day is Valentine's with you and then it adds your girlfriend's name and says Gosh Dang it I am a lucky man. That's so cute. That's great. I love that you guys Celebrate every single day jared and I are both are kind of on the same bus of we. Don't ask you love the idea. Valentine's Day because every day should be Valentine's Day we want to Polish it same too much because now it's becoming a holiday. That is more about the sadness of single people than it is celebrating relationships. Yeah well I think it puts people in the two camps and I don't love holidays or any type of celebration that puts people in the two camps the singles and the people in relationship. Valentine's Day is a special day. But I think every day can be a day that you express your gratitude and care and love for your partner who is committed this sharing their life with you through your annoyances but today just feels like one of those days. It's isolating for many and that's not fun like we can't. How am I supposed to celebrate when another somebody tonight sitting on their couch alone going if I only had somebody buy me? Well Sir if you don't mind as someone that's obviously spent many Valentine's Day as a single person. What advice would you have for the single people up today? Yeah I I know what I would tell them and I think I have to say this advice advice. I'm going to share but Tanya from the IHEART family actually shared this with me. Very recently never stopped trying. That's my advice for anybody to single out there. So if you've sitting on your couch right now or if you're alone if you desire a partnership if you don't then that's a whole new store but if you desire to bring somebody into your life and you just haven't found him or it hasn't worked out yet or you're still searching no matter what you've done no matter how really like hurt me may have been or how many great dates you've been on. Never stop trying always continue because those those those first off disappointments turning the stories. And you'RE GONNA learn more and more about he who you are beautiful. That is beautiful So to comment please do so. You guys all hate Valentine's Day. You wish was abolished but why is Valentine's Day being categorized as relationships? Isn't it just the holiday about love? Love can be from your father. Your brother your friends your family. It can look so differently. So why should it be relationship quote unquote shamed versus being? This is epic this debut year. Like hey relationship. But that's why I don't like it because I feel like it's solely based on romantic relationships and not other love experience where other holidays like. We said like whether you know whatever you celebrate during the summer Christmas Hanukkah zone and so forth and Thanksgiving. I feel like those are more like family and friend oriented holidays where it's just celebrating the people that you love most in our lucky to be surrounded by where. I feel like a Valentine's Day is only about boyfriend girlfriend. Dating boyfriend boyfriend girlfriend girlfriend marriage. Whatever you know. It's only about that type of relationship in love. Maybe I'm wrong. I see it different. Well no that's good. I see it very different. Need different perspectives. Spoken like a true civil woman is if you are single. Say not to twist the knife. Sorry Tower but are you getting? I don't care that was so funny though but I genuinely like I always Valentine Card from my dad. Oh Yeah I mean. I'm not saying people have different relationships with their parents than mine. Maybe but it's still just like your friends Ballantine's days about your girl showing up being like where your community we love you so I just feel like why are we shaming that like celebrate. It does that everyone. Should they love you and make you feel better when your Valentine's Day card urges you make you feel more sad because you're like why might be the only one getting Valentine's Day sad makes a lot of people sat out there a rock-solid due to my life shows he cares about me but I feel like a lot of people out there make Mike? It's sad about that because then they're like only get a Valentine's Day Card for like Dad Allentown Day fault. That's your fault. Your father. Valentine's Day gift many texting my love. Him that's cute that's needs to hear. I don't know if it intrigues you. At all Valentine's Day also called Saint Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint. Valentine is celebrated annually. It is originated. As a Western Christian Feast Day honoring one or two early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine and is recognized as significant cultural religious and commercial celebration of romance and love in many regions of the world today. It's now understand a little bit more about the origins of context. Yup but how does that help us? I think it now Tori well because the foundation of this was a celebration of romance and love it. Sounds like in all forms. Well the only reason I'm I'm starting to not like it is because now there's this whole thing about well if there's Valentine's Day there should be awareness day and it just makes me think maybe we're just over thinking everything at this point. There's also people making a lot of money on this day. Well of course it's kindergart- holiday. You know what I mean. I spent a lot of money on ours ours. They're going to die. Kunst six days if we're lucky so when you when you get out of. Tahoe squaw valley where we're obviously looking up to be up here for Valentine's Day you guys don't have any specific plans it'd be like this is Valentine's Day date. No we don't probably on me. I should probably should have done that busy. Guy It's okay but we have had a really great. Here's a cool part about our relationship over the last year we've had an insane right. We've done some incredible stuff and I do feel like we've participate in things together. We'll tell stories about for years to come so I'm sure there's GonNa be a day. That comes along where I'm sitting across the table from this girl and I say man I'm lucky guy and that's Valentine's Day enough for me. Can you make us all lucky guys? Yeah I mean I feel like you both. Would it be okay if we gotTA SPEAK WITH THIS? Lucky girl. Podcast out. Thank you thank you man. Who shall not be named alright and for the listeners out there. We're doing the ceremonial transfer of the microphone to that gentleman's better half if you will again. We're not going to say the names. No we're not gonNA say them so. Welcome to the PODCAST. Welcome to help my second dating. Thanks have we be here now. I feel like a jerk saying like hey welcome. What's up bro it's okay. How are you on Valentine's Day? I'm great bit of year with Y'all so I'm really really happy you're here because obviously jared. I Know Ben Pretty well for the NAS more spoiler. But we've never really I've listened to the Jake is his name. Was Ben Higgins late as a gentleman which you knew from the moment you heard his voice. It's wonderful girlfriend Jess Clarke accuweather. Blue that I now I was the one that was like. Do you like Jess or Jessica. Better either one known calls me just anymore. I think because of my instagram is just just so okay and calls Me Jessica. Sometimes I was angry at you know calling Benjamin. So what's your mental formal elise? Because when my when my mom's mad at me she'd she'd call me Jared Matthew. That's new shoes madame. Your middle name adjust lease. Just go get called does like Ben call you that when he's mad at least name. Okay Jessica thing. He's never angry at me so I would never know right. We went from not saying anyone's name. All your cards out at the table at this point anyways just have it here for Valentine's Day episode. Obviously we gotTA speak with Ben. A little bit about you guys plans. It sounds like you're just celebrating each other every single day. But wh what are your thoughts are like? What's your take on Valentine's Day just in general before before you and Ben had the chance to celebrate these past together. What was your take on it. I mean I always spin it with my girlfriends or yeah. My Dad always got me something like a stuffed animal. So you're GonNa have is like twenty two. He's still got me giant Teddy bears. My Dad does the same thing like when you said the message about the flowers. My Dad gets flowers for my sister. So you're big big gallon tines then bay gallon tines Gal. Did you do Valentine's this year? No Okay Gotcha. Also kind of Balentine. That'd be a workout. Yeah can you tell our listeners out there because we do have a lot of Women who are listening to this. I think at least if we have any listeners. Most out there. Can you tell them what you think? A good a good gallon tines day is like what are you celebrate? Your Valentine's specifically my best one is me and my best friend into Mexican restaurant and got Margaritas in like split Tacos and Nachos them into a movie afterwards but we it was when I was in college and so this Mexican restaurant was the only one in the town in ever else. There was on a day. So all of the waiters in any old man that was in there felt so bad for us we ended up with like vases of flowers on our table and just got drunk on markets and yeah undersea It was one of the fifty shades of grey ones. They loved him out with those on Valentine's Day. It sounds like the simple sometimes. The simplest ones are always the best ones right. Like you've probably never would have thought that go into a Mexican restaurant with your best friend was going to turn into like a fantastic memo that you can have for the rest of your life exactly. Yeah I want to ask you about. How long have you been mandating now? We were talking about this. We started dating December twenty eighteen. Okay so it's a year and a couple of months year and a couple of months but they're not very untraditional sense that you guys didn't really see each other much for the beginning stages of the relationship so we started talking November and then as soon as like the first time we saw each other we decided to be boyfriend so sweet then even after that you guys still had a long distance because he's got a busy schedule last Valentine's day we were still like a secret air quotes we Antonio on the weird dating. And when did you guys quote come out and we are looking at our instagram's it was what late. February of last night. So we're coming up on the one year coming out for that out to announce that you're in a relationship with Ben Higgins. Yeah I underestimated it so I didn't get nervous until like my phone started to get hot that night. 'cause I was like blown up because the thing about Ben US obviously the bachelor so he's known for relationships and I think well. I don't think everybody loves Ben so much that WHO I think. Everybody was rooting for him. And then all of a sudden one day he was like you were that that person that everybody was like yes bent found his person. It's about time now and so was overwhelming for you. All of a sudden I mean not like a given example instagram followers right How many followers gain just from that? I think I got like sixty thousand and nine or something like that is over one. Because phone must've been blowing up. Everybody missed him and talking to you especially you keeping a secret. It was wild. It was that day was definitely overwhelming and I just got back from Honduras and with him and so it was like two days into that. I was on a business trip. It was a really like overwhelming day in general but luckily he kinda helps guide me along a lot and I have a lot of people that hold me accountable and that kind of thing so it was overwhelming. But now it's just kind of fun and funny. Did you plan that because you did the humanity and hope trip right to Honduras which for the listeners? Out there if you haven't heard of humanity and hope you should check that out. It was a fantastic organization. They bring you you gotta see locally sourced coffee beans. You've got to visit some communities and help them scale. I guess I don't really don't want to Miss Miss. Define it new development of communities within Honduras. What is the? What was the planning process of going up? Posting your first picture together because that's three months of essentially being boyfriend girlfriend. Was there we guys like today? We're going to do it or are we gonna do it in a week. We're going to do on this day. Specifically was it just like you know what we're just GONNA do it. What was the proper plan? Kazan's you talked to someone about it. It was strategic very very strategic. It has to be. Yeah we one was. I wanted to be out of the country because I didn't want to take calls about it too. I thought well this is an organization we we both had believed in and we cared about and so why not a picture taken down there to promote this organization. That's helping lives if this is going to be a picture that everybody uses and then to like. They're like as soon as you get. I think just can be understanding a little bit. Maybe she even know at the time but for us you know we're dating and private and it was great and we're having a great time. It was fun and we were dating in enjoying that side but there is pressure that comes to announcing public relationship because then all of a sudden you're tied and it's like I wanna make sure this is the real deal like this thing was happening. We were good because if you announce a relationship after a month and a half and then you break up in a month like that hurts so for us I want you know. I think we're both like L- let's just make sure that we're steady like this. What we're feeling and thinking right now isn't just like a new cool like lustful thing so three months is actually a great great timing. It was we. We had our own time privately and then announced it and it's been a blast. It's great it. Sounds like your Valentine's into a lifetime Fulla Valentine's Day. There's a lot of Valentine's so you guys so I know you're doing the bachelor live right now. So you're on tour bus Jesse you're going to be on the bus be popping in and out in and out. Yeah I'm excited though it's nice bus. Everyone says you sleep. Really good on those buses. She'll be coming in like every three weeks. I could see Jessica coming onto the bus. So that's kind of the plan right now actually in the country. I've got a question. Let's get it. You guys love each other. She's your best friend. He's your best friend. When do I fit into this? When do I get to meet up with the tour bus and go funny? Dean? We've a bunk for you. We actually have negotiated into the contract open bunk for friends to come stay on the bus. Leto specifically for me. I was a lot more fun for a minute. But you're a friend. Yeah I mean that is kind of like in its friends in parentheses all friends. Yeah so please. Come stay on the bus. I would love to be with you anytime. It would be fantastic if I could spend any waking moment with you traveling on the road because quite frankly is a professional editor dean. Do you have any time that you might pop into bachelor life? Do you have anything? I don't have anything planned. I told Ben. With no response received that I would love to go to like a small town on the tour that you guys are going to experience that with. You just like sit backstage. Watch Becca do their thing and just kind of took me Tahoe. Be Good Spire Reno. Be Good spot. Lazy as a great spot it would make small city. Time Twin Falls Idaho. Okay let's do it. Let's take you take the van. I'll meet you there on the bus. We'll spend some time backstage dean. I'm telling you this right now. Jared I would say the same thing to you but Dina's the one here that I'm speaking to if you walked out on that stage one of these shows the place would blow gaskets. I don't want I don't WanNa do that. I WanNa Watch you and BECCA hosts beautiful show. Okay I would want us to walk out on stage okay. I have one more question before we part ways with you guys and feel free to just deflect if need be but given the given the fact that it is Valentine's Day the day of love. Do we see any type of proposal. Potentially in the future between you two. What's what's on the rise in for Ben INGESTS. Oh definitely I mean I think that just Kanye's life is very align. I'm excited about the future. What's next for US Jessica just started a company in Denver called sweating at Denver and it is is a wellness platform where you pay a small membership fee and get discount. So how'd you get into that? Because Ben Lives in Denver so Nashville. I am so I owned in Nashville. Also but I'm planning on making the move to Denver once the question gets popped. Yeah Okay Okay. So the plan is hopefully yeah point. Maybe things progress. Yeah it'd be on the one year anniversary of your guys is coming out. Let's expectations on anything being. Maybe and then you would move to Denver. Yes so that's a tentative plan. That's that's for any. I want to ask before you guys go advice for long distance relationship but I guess from an outsider. That's the biggest advice I could give would be. If you're doing long distance have a plan and don't just expect things we'll just line up the way they do because I feel like they always fall apart. Yeah so you guys have done a long distance relationship would be your biggest piece of advice for anybody dealing with that right now Communicate with like where you're at and how you're feeling at all times been always has if there's anything bothering you at any point you just have to tell me like I can't because I would bottle things up and then I would explode about little things and it would lead back to something bigger. The happened a long time ago. So immediate communication like just making sure on the same page because especially as it girl you can like get ahead of yourself. Sometimes I think girls are really bad about that so making sure that like you're on the same page about everything at all times otherwise someone will end up like disappointed or something at some point. Yeah I think it's great also pretty couple out there. Never leave your partner without having a plan on one to see them put so huge. It's fantastic advice for our listeners. 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Why Valentine's Day is a Scramble for So Many Men

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Why Valentine's Day is a Scramble for So Many Men

"What's the worst gift that you ever bought for? Your wife bought acts one year and acts. Yeah so I bought her a Viking replica. From cold. Steel just started watching. Vikings side thought that was a very well inspired gift. I it did not go very well. She did not use it on me because she is a gracious woman credit to her but she was pretty upset she just is kind of like okay interesting she. She laughed at it and she was like so. What's the real gift some restaurant so as you can see Jay means well? He's been married a few years now and so when it's time to celebrate. He's starting to default the usual fancy restaurant paired with maybe some Jewelery Hillary over that one year that he wanted to be sweet so he butter a replica. battle-axe but with Valentine's Day is executive kicks in and he waits for the last last minute. That's probably familiar to a lot of you. Guys write this year. Jay promised himself he's GonNa Make It count. He's been asking friends and scouring the Internet Internet for tips to make this one memorable one. Well Jay you've come to the right place because I just so happen to be a Valentine's Day master. Hello and welcome to man up. I'm your host amy smile and on this show. We cry questions big and small about manhood this week. Why so many men struggled with romantic gestures? And we'll we can do about it. This episode is brought to you by progressive. Saving money on your car. Insurance is easy with progressive. It's an average savings of seven hundred ninety six dollars for customers who switch and save in fact customers can qualify for an average of six discounts. What's on their auto policy with progressive including discounts? Just for starting a coat online or owning multiple vehicles get your quote online at Progressive Dot Dot Com and see how much you could be saving national average annual car insurance savings by new customers survey who saved with progressive and two thousand eighteen discounts very and are not available in all states and situations. This episode is brought out to you. bye-bye Ky. this year. Get The pleasure you want with K Y loop when you're getting unbelievable pleasure. It shows that post great sex. Ex- glow is real people so turn up the pleasure and show off that glow with K Y get your glow on at K Dash Dot Com and get ten percent off with Promo code sexy. That's K Dash Y DOT COM and get ten percent off with Promo Code sexy. Hi Mita Haiman girl let this is coming up. What's coming Valentine's Day that time of year that I get to shine. Maybe you remember member my wife. She's a regular on man up at this point it's just a little embarrassing to be called out like this but let's use it. I want this coming day to be a success just as badly as J does best option here is to have her. Help me understand where it went wrong. Think about think about it. Okay okay. California was great. I got us a reservation at the restaurant. You've been talking about without even telling you also put this a hotel room. It was great on paper. But do you remember how the way we got to the restaurant. We weren't hungry at all. They came to take our order and we were just like looking at each other blankly. I think we like order something immediately pasta and left and then and then we tried to get the two like you like booked us at a hotel that was supposed to be close to a spot that we like to go to turn. It was nowhere near that spot and we he ended up taking like a long uber. Drive to the spot which turned out to not even be the spy and then I had work the next. Today's ended up staying the night at a hotel waking up super early to go home to get ready for it was it. was you see like that. It sounds like you must have known Yeah I think you're right. I always told myself that it was killer APP Valentine's Day because I'm just so in love with you and I just imagined that I don't know I feel like I put it in a lot of effort but maybe effort isn't we need here. I think you got really excited about the ideas and that was the end of your planning like for example. Aw I was gonNA surprise you like that. I would have packed overnight. Bag for you would've liked double-checked about the distances and the space where we actually staying where we GONNA go out to dinner I like it was just you know it was like I understand like you actually got an a for like idea. Oh so bad but I I appreciate the truth. And that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to uncover that well tim. I told this guy that I was is going to be talking to later that I was like the king of Valentine's Day and we were GonNa plan his date together. Can you help me understand. What would have made made the date better? What's good approach? You want. This is gonNA sound so like boring but like practicality Like you don't want to do something that's GonNa make like life harder right so for example. If you know Valentine's downtimes day falls on a weekday and your beloved has worked the next morning. Maybe he wanted to plan. You know like save like the the late night l. for the weekend and plan you know like a really cute knight in. Were you all like watching movie. But you have candles lit everywhere you make it all cozy Z.. Like I you know me like. I love coziness. Cozy just makes me happy. Valentine's like soft things warm things. Thanks cuddly things you know all of that would be like you know like a little dream come true. Yeah Yeah I think experiences together are really fun. Because it's supposed to be like you and your beloved so just doing something fun with them. It makes the day more memorable growth like a dinner. Her and the movie is nice. But you can do that. You know unlike regular date night so maybe just like you know a quick like excursion will make the day Morris Special Russia leaving town for a little bit going to a place. You've never been exactly trying something new on that note. was there anything else that you wanted to share with our listeners. That you think might give them an edge. On Valentine's Day poems poems they never fail poems can fill. There's there's such thing as a bad poem. Yeah but if it comes from your beloved and it's like sincere it can be funny. It can be cute it can be cornered it can be bad but it still a nice little touch just so Valentine's e yeah on that note let's get it on uh-huh okay. Did I say that. That was a Valentine's Day master. Before I thought I killed it that that year I guess not but that's cool. Sounds like I need just as much help as Jay. But I'm thinking we can figure this out together so but what about like in the past though like what is Valentine's Day usually like for you. I got her flowers and I got her a candidate card. I I'm not very good at arts and crafts. That did not turn every about it but I could tell she was honestly super jazzed about it. Taken to a restaurant primarily just restaurants France. I think we're just going out places. These are the years of our planet and it's done well some years I completely forget about it and I don't do anything until the day of and it's just like I get a card from hallmark. The let's talk about that. Why do you think you forget to get her something on Valentine's Day I think you just I just keep putting it off? It just seems like a little bit of a stressful thing and I'm looking into into tomorrow I can I. Can I got time and I'M GONNA call perfect gift and then it just does not happen so I'm like I'll be free this weekend. I'll think about that and then stuff happens that I'm not and I just keep on going on that loop and then boom. It's the day of. Okay let me ask you. A different question is romance. The type of thing that you set time aside for four sometimes forget about it. I just be fully honest but like it's not because I don't want to think about it because I'm busy and it's an excuse but I will sometimes sweep it under the rug. It's not on a natural thing for me. I mean this is something that I should go with to A. I'm also a busy person or at least I see myself that way and when I'm budgeting my time for the day a lot of it goes to work some of it goes to like self care but it's it's kind of it goes against my instincts to set time aside specifically to show Oh affection to the people that you love. Almost it almost goes against my nature. Because I'm thinking about how it could be productive like what's going to yield results like clean. Cut Things like if I know that if I do like a Xyz in deals made good result. That's what I'll do forever so I have to switch it up. It's just a little bit more complex. I booked us a wanted to book a romantic stay in a cabin and I showed it to her and she was a little concerned about the location of it and also the fact that look like a murder cabinet which I didn't think about it was like deep in the country of Texas and she was like I don't think we welcome there so that was the big Gifted did not go very well but we we came up with something alternative data going to Austin so she was okay with that yes so just trying to be as honest just as you can and I know it's hard but like really what is like. Why don't you think you're already putting enough time aside for romance? I think honestly it's because I hide behind excuses of being extremely busy and it's very easy to do and I just now started calling myself out on the fact that it's an excuse. Not a valid reason has been that kind of really made me realize like like maybe I just put it on the back burner because I think it's not something that is super important and now as I'm getting older I realize how important that really is. That makes sense so like it's becoming a priority says when it wasn't before as much of a priority now it's a priority number one because I want to make sure that you know my wife is happy. That's important to me. I really understand you there. There's a lot of my life where I keep putting on the back burner now. Just romance and Yeah it's powerful to Aknowledge the fact that it's an excuse not a reason. What does that change for you? Since you've decided to not use it as an excuse anymore it puts is to blame back on May not blame it it puts the ball back in court and lets me realize that. It's not the fact that maybe I can't do it. It's just the fact that I don't do it. And that's a hard realization because at the end of the day we all want the same thing I think for a spouse to be happy regardless of gender gender like what kind of relationship it is is just what we want and if that doesn't work out it's a it's not a good results of getting to want to change what we're doing after the break. We're both going to get that expert advice that we so badly need but I hear it man up. We still need your help to figure out what we're talking about next. We're looking for folks who wouldn't mind coming on the show to explain how they too are a work in progress or maybe you know someone who could use some help. No subject is too big or too small either way. Give us a call eight. Oh five six two six eight seven seven. That's eight. Oh five men up oh seven or you can always email us at man up at sleet dot com sick route. 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These expectations were not communicated and they thought that their partner would telepathically know exactly what they wanted. So you know. I think that it's really important to understand what is it. How do you guys want to spend Valentine's Day together and to really be in tune with what your partner does and also does not want? Sometimes people do something extravagant and the other other person feels like ooh. I really didn't want to do that what I really wanted to do on Valentine's Day which select stay home and have a romantic dinner and you know whatever they wanted to do. That was different from being dragged out on the town and they didn't want to do that so it sounds like you. Valentine's Day doesn't matter and should be I don't it doesn't matter. I think it does matter to a lot of people But I think that if you're just doing some granting gesture on Valentine's Day but the rest of the year you don't don't show each other how much you love appreciate one another Then Valentine's Day you know doesn't really feel important. I think it's important for most people because it makes us step aside and say hey I really want to pay attention to this. Maybe I've been busy at work. Maybe I've been distracted Maybe we haven't told you this and and it really helps people to focus on. Oh I need to take this opportunity to make sure that I'm communicating to you. How important you are to me and this also so like a lot of pressure coming from outside like I would hate for my partner to feel like she's been missing out on something so that's the only reason why I take Valentine's Day seriously because I'm terrified of her riding the subway because we're in New York and she sitting next to someone who has a thousand roses and she hasn't done you know right? I think it's really important that the person that you care about you know make sure that that gets communicated on a day. That's dedicated to that. Yes absolutely so. I wonder if you have any hacks like are there. Ways that men who have trouble showing intimacy other easy ways for them to get into the habit of showing more often or more clearly first of all. I think that's a stereotype. I think that so many of the man that I see will say I can't tell my partner this but I really wish I had this in my relationship so I think it's really important. One Hack is very you know it's very much like common sense is talk to your partner about what you want. What you need to and so many men are afraid to do that? They would rather eat glass than have that conversation. Thank you for that visual. Uh I wonder if there's a way for people who are listening at home. Maybe have no idea what to do Valentine's Day. I wonder if there's is something. That is easy actionable something that yes something. That's personal between them. Is always much more impactful tactful on Valentine's Day than just like here's your here's your generic flowers Right right so something personal and I don't just I mean in terms of like a gift I mean just something to say I see you. You're important to me. I know people like on Valentine's Day. They've done things like in one case the woman really wanted to do this dance thing and he was like I'm never doing that. And he took her to that place and they did it and and they both have the best time you know other people will do something really extravagant like a hot air balloon right whatever it just. It's it's sometimes. These experiences variances say much more than the flowers in the teddy bear. Just make sure that your partner does vertigo or fear of heights before you take them on a higher balloon. Well it has to be something that you actually no because a lot of times people guess wrong and then the person has to pretend that they're having fun and they're not so. Make sure that you make sure that you know. I know that this is something that they will really enjoy it while. Here's like a very romantic gesture that I've done That seems so simple but my it goes crazy for it if I physically hold up my phone power it down and then put it in my jacket my jacket up. She goes crazy. Like that's like the easiest thing to do and she she she is it so much I was GonNa say women everywhere are swooning now to that image seriously. I'm not being sarcastic. That is so romantic. It says you are my priority but mostly it's it's knowing that evening while you're out or whatever you're doing maybe you're staying thing in maybe you're cooking dinner for that person dot is the gift that they want So whatever you're doing it's it's making sure that you guys are connected so it's not just here's your gift or his experience but are you guys connected that night. Are you both feeling loved or you both feeling that glow. I think that's what everybody wants. His I see you I hear you I chose you I choose you however you communicate that so everything that Lori is saying he's making sense but the one thing that I keep thinking about is how it's all about just one day it's about all year a lot of our partners probably wouldn't care about Valentine's Day if we are more present communicative throughout the year. But I gotTa admit I mean Valentine's Day is Kinda Fun. I'll take any excuse to go all out and it seems worth it to get it right this year so now all Jane I gotTa do is plan. The perfect date and Laurie says that starts with getting personal so I got to talking talking with Jay about what his wife is into. She reads. She'd Loves Ninety Day Fiancee. She enjoys home renovation. She built me a desk this this year. She loves power tools. She's also she's a mom she that but that's not all the social by spiking should has mentioned that she wants to do damage one fifty this year she She loves the outdoors. She loves the walks that we take together on. She loves picnics. And it might be a little fancy food. Oh man so there's a lot that we can work with your man good for the next five Valentine's Wednesdays at least also hopes up. Okay so what were you thinking. You're going to do so far. What are what are we're options? I was go to a restaurant in downtown. And then after that take her on a nice romantic walk and then maybe do movie as well. So that's a good base I love the idea because she loves the door. So much of maybe looking on groupon or facebook events or anything like that to see if there's any like good outdoorsy doors e events coming up soon in your area and maybe booking maybe you guys I am kind of trip. You don't necessarily have to do it on Valentine's Day but give showing her like certificate in email that you did sign up for something that might be really nice. What do you think I actually what worked for the wall? I did not think about groupon. Yes so there's a lot there that you could do you know there's also Because I'm thinking about like power tools and and making furniture. Do you think she'd be interested at all and like more stuff to make furniture with. I have bought her a drill in the past and she has enjoyed that gift. I was one of my successful birthday gifts. How cool you know? It'd be really charming. I think if you were to try and make something yourself maybe like a little box to present something. Yeah in and just like show her that you're interested in maybe making furniture together as sounded like spending time together is maybe a good way to show affection in with her. So I wonder if you'd be down to maybe make something small and not shabby or whatever. Yeah and maybe. That's a nice gesture to show her that you might be interested in learning from her. Make some stuff I would work really. Well yeah maybe there could be like a note on the insider her a poem or maybe even some chocolates making your own box of chocolates could be really fun. Yeah that sounds like a good idea actually like this nom looking into what shop classes also in my area and there is actually quite a few and there's a couple of team once I could do which is very exciting. Oh that's brilliant. I love another another thing that I wanted to pitch you deceive you. You think might work on your date. go to taking her to a place that's meaningful. I wonder if along your walk. You can find a place where maybe you and your wife shared a moment together. Do have some kind of relationship to that space that you're GONNA be walking around in. I I was GonNa take her to the park like went to our on our first date where we actually met. I wonder if along the way there could be some kind of plan tour. Were you plan on taking care of that. Several spots and reminding her of the time that you guys spent they're together. Yeah I have actually. I'm having a not having a really good plan so this is make. This is completely changed what I was going to do. This really cool. Through this week I think before I was getting really bogged down with a being a little little bit ashamed that this is something that have to do instead of coming naturally to me and I think now I'm looking at it more of like the some really cool ideas out there. I'm just really shutting myself self to really cool and interesting ways to really show my wife. I love her. So do you remember in the very beginning of our conversation. You're talking a little bit about how how you don't really calculate romance as part of your routine and that sometimes when you're prioritizing your day romance doesn't always make it to the top of the list list. You wanted to change that. I wonder if any of what we've talked about. So far is may be giving you ideas on how to make it part of your routine now that you mentioned it it sounds sounds really silly but it just feels like a fizzle easier to do it so I think I'm GonNa just start. I think I'm GonNa do what I was going to do for that one day but instead of packing it like six seven things in a one day. I'm also going to do them like randomly at least like once a month Said Reminder for I will she does not need to know that I will And make it seem spontaneous. I think that's going to be really helpful. You've been with your partner for nine years. Yeah I think it's just different stages of life you face. Different challenges work kid. It's just becomes a little more challenging like juggling. You just keep juggling adding Paul Stewart. You're juggling and then it just at some point drop any of them. So what are you GonNa do now to make sure you don't drop any of those. I'm GonNa make sure that the romance ball all is one of the most important ones in my juggling collection. Only drop the things don't that you don't prioritize if I prioritize it. I think I'm going to be okay. Awesome it sounds like your wife is really lucky to have human thank you thank you. I'm very blessed to have her as for for me. I talked with me to an actually asked her what she wants to do this year. Imagine that I won't spoil plans in case she's listening but I think and they'll do this year and if I didn't well I'm sure she'll let me know and that's the show. Thank you so much for listening. If you're enjoying it so far please hit us with that good rating in your podcasting APP. It's a free show so come on. It's the least you can do. Also we still still need your help to figure out what we're talking about next. We're looking for folks who wouldn't mind coming on the show and talking about how they too are working progress so if you think that's you call call us at eight. 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Valentine's Day Massacre!  Valentine's Day True Crime, and Reviews of GRETEL AND HANSEL & UNDERWATER

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Valentine's Day Massacre! Valentine's Day True Crime, and Reviews of GRETEL AND HANSEL & UNDERWATER

"Hey this is robin. This is Jackie and this is Amanda. And you're listening to Weei. Saw the double a podcast dedicated to horror true crime? And all things macab if you want to follow US between shows. Don't forget to check US OUT ONLINE. You can go to our website at www dot we saw the double dot com. You can follow us on Instagram at. We saw the double podcast or on twitter at lease all the devil and if you want to follow specific co hosts social media you can find the links of those on our website as well. Hello everyone and happy. Valentine's Day yea. Wow so excited. Someone's been hurt deeply and they're like well we're doing. We're GONNA do Valentine's Day the day after so we don't have to deal with the people. That is the way to do it. So yeah there's nothing worse than everyone decides to go out to restaurants on the same night and then it's just like fucking packed and then you have a really shitty time. Yeah exactly I don't enjoy waiting forever for everything I go to the grocery store at like three a Just so I don't have to deal with lines and people. Well you know what I have went better. I Order Mike. Grocery so I don't have to go near the people I do ninety percent of the time and then like I realized looking at my checking account that it's all delivery for grocery delivery you know I decided to just go in and sometimes like three in the morning and you meet some really incredible people in the grocery store at night like one night I went in there and I was picking up some bread and this guy came in and he was stoned out of his mind and decided to like. Give me critiques of the different types of corn bread. They have now which one was the best. Cornbread does the important part will he got into an argument because he believes that yellow cornmeal makes the best corn bread. And that is it. It depends because in the south everything is white cornmeal for corn bread. Interesting yeah I like The honey cornbread. That like a pox. I've never tried making it actually. Now that I think about it I made everything else but not corporate so you need to get on that and actually venture out into the world of corn bread making. I guess I'll add that to my life goals Betty fucking crocker over here but anyway Valentine's Day so yes so for today's show. We are doing a Valentine's Day massacre type of show where we'll be talking about some true crime things that have happened on Valentine's Day and then we are finally getting around to reviewing two movies that we've seen over the last God. What at this point like month three years ago six years ago? We saw these movies and we'll be talking about underwater. The May or may not be alien rip off with Kristen Stewart and then also Gretel in Hansel which just came out a couple days ago and appears to already on his way out of most theaters. I have a son story about Gretel in Hansel. But I digress and I will hold onto that for when we get there. Okay well you have to remember then because I need to hear this. Yes but the so. We're going about though really exciting news. It's a movie. God that we talked about. I think back in August I think is when we started talking about. It is loom house productions thriller the hunt which originally had. I believe a September. What twenty seventh release scheduled? A washer day is remember? Being real bad. Young August August ten was when it was cancelled. Like it was announced Gotcha and then it was. The original release was scheduled for September twenty seventh but then universal pulled the films trailers. I actually got banned from facebook for thirty fucking days because ages simply posted the trailer for it. Hey have you tried posting it again yet. No I shouldn't. I'm literally like one ban away from losing my account as a whole and since my entire life memory of like photos and pictures is pretty much on facebook. I don't want you to Kinda like fuck without but so if you recall there was a massive mass shooting in El Paso Texas. Actually there were two killed with a total of thirty one people in total trump because of the nature and basically the the phrase basket of deplorables was made famous by Hillary Clinton during the election and in one of the scenes they called them Deplorables one character says slaughtering a dozen deplorable so trump got all butthurt and he literally said and I quote when he denounced the film on twitter. Liberal Hollywood is recessed at highest level in with great anger and hate the link to call themselves lead but they are not only in fact it is often the people that they so strongly opposed. Actually the elite the movie coming out is made in order to inflame and cause chaos. They create their own violence. And then try to blame others. They are the true. Racists are very bad for our country okay so that is my wait wait. I I have to say something yes. Your trump voice is fantastic. Thank you so like I. Highly doubt that like the trailer park deplorable basket. That trump is referring to actually cares about this movie however he dangled his many we everywhere and bloom. Housing Universal cancelled it and definitely. I actually honest to God. I thought that it would never be released. I thought it would be straight to video eventually well but I'm very excited that it's going to go to theaters and I will definitely see it when the hunt comes out everyone means to literally go see. It just moved the box office. Numbers up yes please over and over and over and over and over again whether it's good or not just pretend it's fantastic and I had say though. I love what they did. What Bloom House dead with the Post a rebranding. The most about movie of the year is one that no one's actually seen decide for yourself. September twenty seven has like an axe over it and then it says March thirteenth. And then all that was very clever and then and then all it is is a bunch of quotes with peg on the front of like people calling it dangerous and develop an appropriate. I love it so I'm excited so only a couple of weeks. I'm really excited so holding onto that. Anything interesting going on. Have you watched anything or say? You're GonNa make fun of me but I restarted criminal minds but yes so I started it because we're finally on the last season and I've already said it several times on the podcast I love Matthew Gray Gubler and Aubrey pauses in it to do so. I started all over again and I'm excited for you know the last season. I do love Aubrey Plaza. Though exactly and she isn't it so you might maybe one day give it a full chance. I actually have given the chance. That is not my cup of tea but I'm very happy that it makes you happy. Okay well so I'll give you. That's exciting though. So yeah last season started already and so instead of just watching the last season and being sad that it's over I started all over sometimes. You just have to do that with show. Yeah Yeah what. What have you been watching So I haven't really watched much of anything recently. Oh actually I have back so I watched falling for killer. The New Amazon Documentary on Ted Bundy filmed from the perspective of Mali. And Elizabeth Kendall. Basically Ted Bundy's girlfriend at the time and her daughter at the time That he started killing and the entire documentary is made from the perspective of women. It's very very very very very victim friendly and that's actually what I really appreciate. It and I haven't seen that as much in a lot of other documentaries. You know so many documentaries focused on Ted Bundy right like what he was doing. What kind of person? He was Lula. Higher Diamond. Ring does not cover that. It literally covers the experience of his girlfriend and her small daughter at the time he saw him as a father figure she was like four. And she ted. Bundy was literally her father figure. And then it starts going through the female detective at the time that was assigned to the case the female college professor that worked with. Ted Bundy like as a mentor. And then it actually interviews female survivors. People who have money tried to attack. There's never seen before footage with his very first victim Which actually is heartbreaking. She has severe brain damage. the attack but she's never been interviewed before and she decided to speak out something else. I wasn't even aware really that Ted Bundy had a brother and he gave his first interview in the Sacramento and saying it's just the best documentary I've seen in a very very long time when it comes to crime so if you wonder if they'll branch out into other serial killers than like you know the perspective of their families to like a sea and stuff. I hope so. I mean Ted Bundy innocence. He killed only women and it was kind of a hatred against women I think that's why they try to turn it to more of a female perspective on Casey. I don't know how they would really operate that one but I hope the same crew does tackle other true crime cases and serial killers because I cried. Almost I'm not acquire. I like stone cold hearted bitch when it comes to like emotion the stuff and I was literally crying through all five episodes like it's just so they do such a great job so I watched that and then last night funny enough. I checked out a new show on shudder shudder. Original movie actually called Dogs. Do not wear pants. It got me excited when you sent me that because I thought it was going to be dog related. It is not dog related and it is not dog related. I looked it up and I'm like Oh eight hundred it is far from. Check it out too. It's really it's a belief from Finland Finnish movie and basically it's about a man who loses his wife and a tragic drowning accident. He's left to be a single father. He's a cardiac surgeon and he accidentally stumbled across the fact that he likes auto erotic succession with dominatrix so he builds US really interesting relationship with the dominatrix. And it's not over. I mean even. It's not hyper like sexualize. It's not you know just like it's not pornographic at all. It's just really if you remember the movie. The secretary from years ago. It's more like in line with an art foam than just like a porno. So check that out if you have interest. It's for free on shudder. Currently that's pretty much it on my daylight so but they've been doing that by daylight Valentine's so make sure to check that out for Valentine's Day two that's cute so speaking of Valentine's Day and bring it around a good so good job getting all professional Millea so we wanted Valentine's Day so let's start. Do you want to go first. She were so what we thought we would do for. Valentine's Day is find some nice true crime stories to share with you related to Valentine's Day. So mine is. Stacey Shack and I didn't realize she was a fairly well. Known Person Yeah I I don't know how I miss this one but going through like there's documentaries made of her she like she loves when people send her letters like it's so weird but anyways back to Valentine's Day twenty ten She I'm just going to summarize it. There's so many crazy details to this to. It could probably be its own episode But essentially what she did is. She lured her husband. Richard to the belt had bridge park in Georgia and basically it. Was this little area where it wasn't like a park like you think of like where you bring your kids. It was more just a little Lake Fish Lake area where you can almost I think. Dock your boat in a sensor just kind of muddy little area and She lured him there. Basically said we're going to have our little Valentine's Day rendezvous here and that's something that they did occasionally and they had done. They've gone there before to hook up and in one of her interview she was like yeah. We were going to like bake out teenagers in this weird dark area but anyways so he goes there he goes to meet her he gets there first and he ends up shot several times now a few minutes later. Stacey does find him in calls nine one one and she sounds very very upset about it so they bring her in for questioning and again. She seems upset. She's playing the normal. You know my husband just died. I don't know what's going on The nine one one call seemed pretty authentic. So great job acting there and basically. She admits in the questioning that she's having an affair however she doesn't leave because he's legally adopted her kids which are from prior marriages. This is her fifth. Berridge by those must be like. Isn't he her fifth? What happened to the banner for which they were very short so she was like with them for under a year for the majority of them just very quick? And you know some of them. She had kids with some. She didn't and Richard had legally adopted them and they were actually like a very good family. He took care of them and from the outside it looked like a perfect marriage and a perfect family so after after she's questioned You know the police are doing more looking into it. They actually bring in the guy that she was having an affair with and they think it's going to be him because he knew about their rendezvous right but he was out of town at the time he was like an hour away doing something and it totally checked out so he was good so the police. Also that there was a third at a higher marks that had come in gone before Stacy had gotten there so they were looking into that and then at one point they pulled telephone records. I guess there's only one cell phone tower nearby and the record showed only a couple of calls at that timeframe which some of the contacts matched contacts and stacy's phone one of which she had labelled Mr Results. Oh Jesus sounds very much like a hitman named but I guess he was just a He was a personal trainer at the gym. So that's why he's Mr results but anyways What ended up happening in the Real Story? That finally unraveled was she was pretty much unhappy in this marriage and she talked it over with a work. Colleague named Linney tra- Ross. She was also a renter of one of her properties and she basically told her that she wanted her husband's been killed so many tra- hired. Reginald Coleman a personal trainer and he was actually the one that came in shot Richard the way that they found this out as they ended up finding which car the tire marks or the tread marks matched and once they put the story together her and stacy pretty much knew she. She was in trouble started and she knew that the death penalty was on the table. Once all three of them ended up going to court she started testifying against the other to involve just to make sure she didn't get the death penalty. My God she on her life all planned out. Didn't you write a simple divorce? Just divorce guy but I guess she just. It was too hard killing him. Seemed much easier. Now what this crazy bitch did too. Is She lied to everyone and said the plan was in place because the husband molested her kittens one of the kids and then when the kids were actually questions they're like. I never said that. That never happened and I mean. They seemed pretty genuine. So why up right? Like how horrible is that like? This guy seemed like a really good guy like adopting the kids and I guess he was super close to them. the family. Even her family is on his side away on some of the interviews that I watched like her family's like he was such a great guy. He didn't deserve this he was. He was the favorite of all of her husband's like Oh my God yes oh sad but anyways so she ended up getting life in prison and She served life in prison without parole and she's still trying to get sympathy from people she saying. This is just cruel and unusual to be in here this long forever and no parole so she is on right. A PRISONER DOT com looking for pen pals. She's miserable. I'm Southern Border Mallon. Tines Day while. I'm so sorry that prison isn't working out for her in the manner that way you know expects right so yeah. It was Valentine's Day twenty ten that she executed this plan. And I guess they're like code to let her know like it's okay to drive up. He's gone he's dead. Was something like happy. Valentine's area good Valentine's Day Linney Tra and that's part of how they figured it out. Wow Yeah so. That was like their code There's so many different things that came with this case as far as like I think it was emails. There was phone records the tread of the tire. Just all these different things at the police uncovered but just to summarize it for our short Valentine's Day stories so ridiculous though her fifth husband this poor guy you adopted her till you know looking at him. He looks like a Nice Guy. You Know He. He's a good aura about he does like say like he liked hot air ballooning and it was ridiculous things. He was a hot air balloon enthusiast and he looked fucking CPA. He looks like an accountant. He does he does. And Yeah instead of just divorcing. I don't know if it was because it would have been like a very difficult divorce. I mean she was pretty well off and I don't think he so much was after they had married. So I I don't know if it was because of just money But that's a shitty thing to make up about someone to on top of it so he's already dead and then you're tarnishing his name even more molested children. That's horrible that's terrible but She has a whole profile on the right. A prisoner thing and it's just so pathetic so if you want to send her hate mail how do you know speaking of since we're on that topic My old coast unlike the previous iteration of all the horror covered the documentary. The NETFLIX documentary serial killer culture which basically talks about people who collect serial killer memorabilia. Letters things like that a lot of them rights zero Keller's or inmates in prison so Amazon actually came out with like a mini series on Amazon prime video. You can watch it for free if you have it and it just physically meats and talk some what different people who are in meshed in serial killer. Culture collectors Dr Helen Morrison is one of them. she's like world renowned forensic psychiatry forensic psychologists just a bunch of different people so one particular episode talks about people who write serial killers and inmates right who've committed like all of these heinous fucking crimes. How Amanda Do you feel about that? Do you think that in cases of serial killers men say like the toe box murderers right people write them and they literally reply in sign like they would rip women apart from the inside out with pliers rape them with and they literally signed like one of them? Sciences named Pliers bittaker like they take joy in it it right like I don't know I feel like especially like those two. Those two assholes just need to be alone rotting sad. Like the spinach like where. She's trying to get people to write her. I think they should be bored. Out of their minds laying not giving them the time of day and also yeah they enjoy it so they're sitting there looking forward to the letters that these women are writing them and then they yeah they sign it that way so on the other hand. It's very interesting like I am definitely interested in it and I'm like Oh what would they say or like? What are they thinking? What are they are they? Sorry are they trying to get another victim somehow so many questions like one of the main but also you know like one of the main people who's written a lot of letters is actually Richard Ramirez. He's written a shit ton. A lot of people have just whole binders full of letters from Richard Ramirez. And he's very open. I mean he loves killing and he he he would actually like just talk about it in detail you know so some of them just want to talk about their murderers and they almost like get off on telling people discussing them and reliving a you know by and some people have gotten more details than even the police though who from what. I understand that crazy. They're able to like piece together different things but they were unaware of or where certain bodies were young. I don't know so I'm like on the fence like what I do. It probably not just because I don't know like that just seems so strange to me to to give this person a piece of my day but do I enjoy reading about it secretly. Yes kind of sort of yes. I'm kind of in the same boat like I totally would be willing to write someone like the act of it doesn't scare me right through the. Shit and a Po box you'll get a Po box. Write your letters. Don't use your real name. I feel like I could do it safely. You know and I find that it would. I believe it will be interesting however I don't want to give these people more like stroke their ego exactly so they're there to just rot and the like they shouldn't have the opportunity to speak with someone. I don't know just they should just be there alone. I don't know but if you disagree with us and you want to maybe hit up Stacey Shuck on Valentine's Day good a write in dot com. It's right a prisoner dot. Yeah God yeah if you Google her name that's one of the first things that come up is her profile for that. That's absolutely right and then like when we were talking about. I think it was the gay. See episode actually when we were looking at all of the artwork people have from these burgers as well lot of Disney. That's saying something that things. It's a little creepy. Now I understand. You have a Valentine's story for me as well. I do okay so hearts right and this is actually a rare case right so a lot of these cases You know true crime especially when you're going back right. A couple decades there either assault or unsolved is very rare that they're solve like forty years later. Yeah so I read about the case okay. Cool and then a couple of days later I researched it again and actually found a possible conclusion. So really yeah. So that's neat. Yeah I was actually pleasantly surprised. Okay so mike. Case is the tale of Jesse Allen mcbain and Patricia and man they were basically two lovers they lived in North Carolina the Orange Durham county line. Like right on it. She's twenty and she's a nursing student at Watts hospital in and he's a nineteen year old freshmen in North Carolina State University. They're both in school. They come from great middle class families and they're just basically starting their life together and they're actually already talking about getting engaged so by all accounts very much in love very very happy so they had a date scheduled for Friday February twelfth. Nineteen seventy-one obviously two days before Valentine's Day and it was a very cold night and it was raining and it was really really misty. Jesse mcbain lived at home with his parents While he went to college save some money and he shared a car with his younger brother. There was a dance on the campus of the Watts. Hospital that night Patricia an school so obviously as she invited him her dormitory which was also there on the Watts. Hospital actually extended their curfew to one. Am to accommodate for dance. And so I know so she got the check out of the all girls dorm and stay out until one. Wow Yeah so was asking for craziness to ensue right. Victim blaming victims. You you understand that. I don't think so so. Mcbain picks up McCann right. So Jesse picks up Patricia an And then they go to the dance and then at eleven thirty they leave. Man signed out of her dormitory at about eleven thirty five PM K. So she's about she's supposed to be back an hour and a half later at one. Am Okay there's a nearby back in the sixties and Seventies. I mean I'm old and I've been in long term relationships throughout most of my adult life. Select are they're still the equivalent of like lovers lanes like in modern times. I mean I feel like teenagers like when you're under eighteen. Maybe in this area the WAAS hospital had a lot of you know if it was a nursing hospital university so as mainly girls and they date a lot of boys from North Carolina State University right. So this isn't the seventy s in the area was just becoming highly developed. So you know when when they clear space for like a suburb or neighborhood and yeah just all empty and there are lots of different lots and whatnot. So basically there was a nearby lot. That was turned into a lover's lame In the Present Day neighborhood of Chris Dale Right. So developers have basically cut numerous cul de sacs into the neighborhood but they hadn't built the house yet so there was actually unspoken rules. If nurses wanted some private time with their boyfriends. They would just literally go to that area and it was so common so many people would go there. There was little girls had their spot. Like no yeah. You can't go onto that one. That's Gertrude you know like that type of thing so Gertie more birdie the Hor- so everyone knew Patricia and basically told. Yeah we'RE GONNA go over here you get it on. You know. Make out whatever and they left and never came back so that Saturday morning the next day. Jesse Hahn returned with the car so his family was like what the Fuck Patricia? Ann was described by everyone as a completely straight laced responsible. Young woman had never miss her curfew. Never done anything wrong. I'm immediately all of the fellow. Nurses were like this is not Patricia. She's a girl. Jessie is a good guy. Something was wrong so everyone called local hospitals asking if there have been a car accident. Obviously there hadn't been they tried to make efforts to file an initial report with germ county police department literally within hours. We're talking about the middle of the night because everywhere. Hey that this was not normal for her. The police would not allow that to happen. But some of Patricia Ganz Co workers at the hospital actually went out looking for her in the middle of the night. They found Jesse's car abandoned. The car was actually sitting in one of the empty cul de sacs. The their coats are in the back. There was a blanket. Their coats are there. Everything completely appeared to be normal. Nothing was disarray. The window is not broken out anything like that. So one of the nurses actually reached her hand. And you know like the old-timey windows how like a panel of the back of the front window like we kind of event in and out so apparently it was open a little bit and so she squeezed in and you know lugged little triangular vent. Nothing was out of place at all. Except Jesse and Patricia work on nowhere to be found so at this point. The germ county police department finally gets involved. The police department initially thought that maybe they had eloped. I mean that was their thing. Of course will maybe they just ran off and got married and left the car and just they just walked on foot them and think okay so in the middle of the night in a neighborhood that was not yet built. They got out of the car to go wait at the courthouse for twelve hours. Yes okay thank you so for about two weeks. There's a frantic search German Orange County detectives because again it was on that line right. They all were numerous leads in just this massive effort to locate them so twelve days after they went missing on February twenty fifth nineteen seventy-one a surveyor working in a heavily wooded area along a one lane dirt road found what he thought was like. A discarded Mannequin Yeah there was a leg that could be seen sticking up outside of pilot believes but when the surveyor got close to it he realized that it was actually human body. They found them mcbain. In Manso Jesse and Patricia. Ann have been tied to a tree with thick knots around their heads and hands. They had been strangled Jesse was still wearing his classroom and watch so nothing was stolen. There was no sign of theft or any type of sexual assault. Patricia had an internal injury though which basically indicates that she had been punched really hard kicked or stomped but she had not been sexually assaulted. Neither one of them had been the orange. County sheriff's Office was called The immediately responded to the scene and there was apparently this massive issue about jurisdiction so whereas the county line and because it was near this lovers lane their work lake beer bottles and cigarette butts everywhere like everywhere so it may processing even early nineteen seventy-one it may processing it like really really really tedious. So after they located the bodies right. This huge investigation starts involved Orange County. Durham County offices. The Durham Police Department. The State Department us in an investigation and the FBI was called an so. I mean literally every single like fucking law enforcement bureau known to man started working on this nothing nothing. Nothing came about. They had a lot of names on their list but there was nothing substantial that came from it and nothing happened. They polygraphed a whole bunch of people. They had like a handful of people and they just gave polygraph test. Every single person was cleared by it south or not but apparently they provided alibis. Or you know like proof that they had not been involved. There was one particular person that they had as a suspect. He Knew Patricia Man. Apparently he had been inappropriate with her in the past and he was a doctor at Watts hospital right so he still considered a person of interest he had never been cleared and he has repeatedly refused to cooperate with authorities. So okay in two thousand seven. A new technology has basically developed so the only in evidence they got from this crime. Scene was the rope of what around which they tied the Jesse and Patricia Ann. So basically a new technology came out in two thousand and seven where it's only it's called an M. Vac and it's literally like a fucking Shop Vac that you would buy for your house however what it does you can put an item into it and it literally sucks out the DNA if any DNA is on an item. It can actually collect There okay only about one hundred of them in the world and the United States has like sixty of them. So I've never earned that. Yeah so those are back in two thousand seven so they ran. This is like a big moment. Apparently this case has haunted in this area for decades forty two years right and no solution so they thought that this would be at. They process the rope and nothing like nothing happened. So that was like a huge thing fast forward until like roughly two thousand seven. A woman named April Balasko comes forward and says that she believes that her father likely murdered them. Police are like what the fuck now her father. If you're familiar with true crime. Her father was serial killer. Edward Wayne Edwards. He's very very very well known he so far was convicted of five victims. And apparently he's on the list for like twenty more potentially okay. So why does she think have? He wrote an autobiography called the metamorphosis of a criminal the true life of Edwards. He wrote his own fucking autobiography in. Nineteen seventy two. Oh no he. He appeared on television shows. What's my line? And to tell the truth. He had a full life of crime. I mean literally crime so like his background really quickly is he was given up as an orphan. He witnessed his mother kill herself when he was a very small child. She apparently Physically and sexually abused him. She killed herself. He went to an orphanage where he was also physically and sexually abused their He got out of the juvenile detention system to join the marines. He immediately went. Awol was dishonorably discharged and then in his twenty to thirty S. He performed various jobs. Working hard labor like ship dockworker Selling vacuums door to door and a handyman in nineteen fifty five. He was for robbery. And then he broke out of jail. Escaped robbed gas stations and then in nineteen seventy-two basically ended up imprisoned in Leavenworth prison. He was paroled sixty seven and he basically got out of prison and became a motivational speaker. So he was actually fairly well known he wrote up again that book the metamorphosis of a criminal the true life story Edwards and he had a child right. He and his wife traveled a lot for his work. So He between nineteen seventy four and two thousand nine. He lived in over twelve states over twelve And he used a lot of different fake names and he just went in and out of jail for like petty things and has had Edwards work at Edwards did not relate you work per se that didn't see bake enough God on of heroin. He was really open with his daughter and about like being obsessed with true crime and he would just make constant jokes about like the Zodiac killings and He would pass a prison and be like I'm not there yet but once they find out like what I did to this girl they will like. He just make constant comments and so growing up. She basically was horrified and terrified of her father so trump so he anyway. He was finally arrested in two thousand nine. His daughter calls. The government is like I think my father committed murders and the they did an investigation took some DNA and yes. He was convicted of five murders. So Billy of HLAVAC. Oh doylestown. Judy Straub Sterling Ohio and Wisconsin. So he was convicted of five murders in two different states. So he was sent to life in prison without possibility of parole right a couple years later he finally confessed to another murder and then in two thousand eleven he was sentenced to death so at Edwards died in prison. He wasn't ever executed but he died in prison. He was only known for murdering five people but then he started confessing to a bunch of different murders and also the time line of Edwards living in North Carolina matches up with the Jesse and Petra Shan. There were other teams couples between seventy seven eighty S. Well yes and if that's crazy. He apparently he almost like specialized in killing couples. For some reason he would literally just go to like lovers lanes and kill couples. That's what he was primarily known for. There's also been speculation that he was the Zodiac killer. That's what I just read. Gosh that's crazy. And then they're trying to say he murdered a ton of other big time murders as well thingam which no one. Dalia even I. I'd say that's probably not true but you know we'll never find out. People are still trying to fucking pen. The Shandra Levy case on him. They're trying to. I mean even Jon Benet I just to did he kill her katy. Perry Okay Gosh. That seems very out of At a place if he was mainly couples and I guess possibly Black Dahlia. Yeah I mean I think most of that is probably bullshit. However he's actually a pretty big one if you don't know who he is. His name is Edwards and he is very interesting yes so kind of. Apparently his IMO matches Jesse Patricia Defend. He was living in that area at the time so people unfortunately he died in two thousand eleven so he can't be one hundred percent sure but police are still pretty convinced. I mean it. It would all add up. And if he he admitted to the other couples yes then Another person wrote a book Saying that Edwards may have been responsible for a lover's lane type of murder here in Portland Oregon so sting And two other men were actually arrested and imprisoned for those murders but then release early when they decided well. They couldn't have done it so it's yeah the sweetheart. Murder Series is really interesting and there've been countless books apparently written about it but Edward Edwards. This is NASA's full name and and because he was given that name. He was tortured true from the beginning. Wouldn't you go on a ramp numb Kenny? So no it sounds like he had a very sad childhood on top of all of it but still no excuse for killing people. Guys don't murder But yeah that's that's our Valentine's Day gift to everyone are True Crime Valentine's stories. So maybe you and your loved. One for Valentine's Day can have a nice dinner or go out to dinner a nice romantic meal and then come home and drink a glass of wine. You know cuddle on the couch or whatever. Open your laptop and find an inmate to write or to or I hear Jodi eighty as desperate stacy. Shack is desperate for friends because she doesn't really have any for some reason can do. Yeah but that's pretty much Do we have plans for next week? No Oh wait yeah we do we do cam and true crime cams. Yeah so we'RE DOING CAM. Which has modeling brewer whom you may know from the handmaid's tale when Bush government and she basically plays a cam girl that has a man becomes obsessed with her more or less than it's far more complex than that so we'll be reviewing that movie and then also tying that end to true crime cases where sex workers particularly cam girls online models ins hanging in with cases You know without kind of theme. Also if you haven't listened to our Laurie Valo and Chad Day bill episode. We release that yesterday. And that's that was kind of A. Isn't that fucking case insane? Right and I've been now I wake up in the morning. I'm like okay any updates and none today really thought or was it yesterday where it came out that Charles Valla lorries fifth husband had changed his life insurance policy like a week or two before he died. I WANNA say that was yesterday but check it out. We kind of. There's so many people involved in this case and involves a doomsday cult missing children and literally to human beings who are leaving like a fucking wake of destruction and bodies in their paths and they have not been arrested yet. Yeah it's a very convoluted case but it is very interesting yes And now to horror not a horror all right change. The that was not as good of a segue I have to say. I've heard you do better. Hey you know if I left up to all these segues. They all can't be winners. That's true all right so let's start with the more recent one. Let's start with Gretel and Hansel for spoilers for that one I we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA spoiler so if you have not seen Gretel in Hansel turn away now. We don't do so yeah. Turn away now. If you don't want spoilers and you plan on seeing it however come I think at this point as a grown ass adult. You probably know the fucking story you should you should directed by. Ause Perkins it stars so feel Hillis who you may know from it. And what was her captors named beverly. And then every y'all beverly Alex Kriege who plays the witch Holda is? She's one of my favorite actresses of all time she's Christa Bella and silent hill which is amazing machines on Star Trek Carnival row currently. She's on the way she was on tyrant which is like one of my favorite TV series. Ever like she's fucking incredible. She was also thord. The dark coral was she rely. It was on at the gym the other day and watch it like. Oh my gosh. It's the which I didn't know she was in this. She's been in everything if you look at her up. Yeah and like all the Star Trek. Voyager shoes the Board Queen Attila. She's literally been in fucking everything even law and order. Svu I mean but I love her like if you not remember her and silent hell. I don't know it's tall. You gretel in Hansel so I will let you go first because Amanda Yetagun you and I are at complete odds. Oh I don't think we're at odds. I think I just feel like so. You should know the tail. Essentially brother and sister in every recollection of this tale. Get lost in the woods and find a witch's house and craziness ensues right. I think that's fair to say I'd say that's pretty pretty even excellent and some take it very cheesy some. Take it very scary. There's yeah this is just. The story is interesting but I really wish they would have given more to the story because I feel like when you walk out of the theater. You're like okay like I get it but also I have a thousand questions. I think it is one of the prettiest movies. I love everything about how it looks. The costumes are amazing. The sets just the way it was filmed. Just every little thing about that is perfect. I think the characters are great. The casting was perfect I was actually kids. Did a fantastic job. Especially I mean. I don't think he gets a lot of credit but the little boy. Yeah I think Kita great for like the type of lines he had to deliver. He did it perfectly. Let's also stick with things we liked right now and then we'll go back around the things that we you know critique. Okay okay so I think all that was great the house of my Gosh. It's this perfect little black house and no joke. I got home and I'm like okay. So how can I buy just a plain black house like how could I live just an all black house and there's not so many in Arizona? You do say though they exist you can just paint your stucco. Oh my God yeah one Stucco House. No so all of that is is perfect And I think even the N. scene it took a while to get thrown. That's a critique. It took a while to get there. I enjoyed it. I thought it looked really good Even though it was very quick yeah just. The aesthetic of the whole thing is amazing. What about you? I okay so pretty much? I second every single thing that you just said I this film caught my eye from the trailer right so the trailer if you haven't seen the trailer you're stuck under a bridge somewhere. It's played pretty much like incessantly. Either on facebook cable lake everywhere It is absolutely fucking gorgeous like really gorgeous. Color Palette. It's just so rich in texture. Right and very stylish. It's very artsy So the trailer leads to be this. You know kind of like fantastical dark eerie take on Hansel and Gretel So going into the movie right. I am mmediately within the within the first five minutes. You almost kind of know what to expect. You know what kind of movie this is going to be so I would say rather than a A. PG thirteen rated jump scare every thirty second type of movie It's very art house right so not in the same vein of say like midsummer or hereditary I'm talking about this very art. House more in the vein of like the witch or the lighthouse even the actors The children like you said I was surprised. I typically really do not like child actors right they. Just don't do it for me. I I see right through their performance. Typically and I just not a fan a Samuel leaky is the name of the child who plays Hansel and like you said given the words and emotions that he has to convey his lines with an accent. He was actually like stunning being adorable. All the way through Sophia Lilla. Who played beverly and the more modern adaptation reason chapter. One was really really really good too. So the lines early great. The child actors are really great. The dialogue is almost theatrical. Which I really appreciate it. You know like you could literally take the screenplay almost and put it right onstage like it was that level of kind of like that level of delivery. The sound design is amazing in the theater. I feel like some movies. Don't really get that three d you know there's like a distant creek someone walking or something slams or something falls and you don't really get that three d you know kind of experience from it. I don't know if my theater on steroids like I saw it. But like you really get that like you almost WANNA leave behind you. So the sound design was like really really great. The houses fucking orgasmic like I almost. I almost like wanted to get myself a room by myself. Just so I can fantasize about that house the textures like I said are great. You can almost literally feel everything in this movie. Yeah it's very slow. It's a slow burn. The witch Holda. Alice Grega was amazing. I love the. She's super creepy super creepy very much like a character actress throughout her her career. So she did so well I also have to say no. She played the older. There's a twist in here. But she played the older version right Also the girl that they cast a play the young version of the actual. You know real gorgeous gorgeous like holy like she is who von D. Like wishes she could be right. Kathy I mean have on her so much her anti vaccine ass but like Kat Von D. WISHES. She could be like she's gorgeous and they actually. I think did a great job of casting her. You know as far as like. Oh yes that scene there. So there's a scene where she's like a puddle essentially and she like comes out of this puddle and I thought that was one of the prettiest scenes. Look so gorgeous. Then they're just so many like cool cool parts of this movie and I am one of those people. Call me an asshole. Call me a SNOB. Call me uneducated ignorant. I don't care I typically do not like pg thirteen horror because they feel like it doesn't ever go far enough right. And I'm not talking just in terms of Gore. I'm talking in terms of like you know realism or just I find. It's just really cheesy and I appreciate this movie so much because I feel like it is a very kind of like ends up. It has so much grit to it. It's you know without relying on Gore right. The actors are great. The time pieces great. I think that the story is great But they didn't have to rely on jump scares you know like cheap scares and shit like that to actually tell the story. I felt like it was just a very good. You know slow-burn of a movie that was effectively able to tell a story without relying on cheap shitty tactics like James. One does and like the conduct you know. Well I would say it told half a story. Let's get to our critiques. 'cause I do have a series of critiques as well so okay you can go verse so eh for as long as the movie was in. What a slow burn. I just feel like the end should have been a bigger payoff because this will be. How long is this thing? It's eighty seven minutes so literally not even an hour and a half so eighty minutes is leading up to the seven minutes. Although it's pretty to look at your kind of bored and like I said before there's a lot of questions that I have and I even tried to lake. Look some of them up and I have not helped me answer to a lot of these questions and so that and I don't think I'm stupid either but just watching it and try to pay attention. I'm like okay. I had to have missed something to miss such a big part. It's a very slow. There's this part where the kids are saved by the sky from like some sort of goal. I don't I don't understand I don't know what the hell was. I don't know the significance in the story that was like I have no idea why that's there. So they talk about how the village is suffering from plague. You know like play. Yeah he's and poor but then alright vampire pops up and staying. They go into like this like Castle House. Hypoth- thing right It was my understanding that they knew the people who live there and they just kind of went in and made their bed and lay down and the very first thing you see when they go in is an upside down cross. So why do people have upside down crosses vampires demons you know things like that but right never any mention of like ghouls or demons at that point in the movie no and I was like wait. Wait what more of this but what is it so i. I didn't understand the significance of that like it. It was a cool scene but it it didn't even like move the store. It had no point and then I mean the house was really cool. I really really liked I guess we're back to the like but I like the twist of the food and the way that they showed it where it was just so obvious right there. It's like it all comes back to you when you're like. Oh my gosh so I liked that but I just feel like the the lead up to anything significant. It wasn't a heart like a good enough payoff. It wasn't worth the time that I spent sitting there bored I check my phone a lot. I was like okay. Is it over like are we close? Is Anything can happen But the end low so as cool as it was with the the witch what was she rubbing on her hands like. What about even being? What did that do the sallow feel like be able to control the stick? Their she's just like put the salve on you can control sticks now like okay. Yeah that's cool. Like I WANNA be that which I guess. I don't know it though sense. They didn't it and I think they were just trying to go for kind of that. Let's lightly touch on something? Let you put it together which I appreciate it points but sometimes you need to tell me what the salve is your basically the twist in this In this film right is that it gives you the story in the very beginning of how a girl was born. She was the most beautiful child ever born. Basically but she was hideous. Sorry I I feel bad for her. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. If I were a parent I had child late term abortion. Maybe sounds pretty good. She wasn't the prettiest child I've ever seen or even in that town. She was Gino. Oh God woodhall okay so like yeah like maybe a German village like the fifteen hundred. She was gorgeous but like so this child is born. She's the most beautiful but apparently she's literally evil like it said that she was rotten to her core so well after the sick this year after and she has the gift of sight and she can tell people you know what's going to happen to them and their future and she'll tell the truth not necessarily go ahead. You skipped over triangle. Women Oh yeah you go ahead philanthropic woman okay so as a baby? The you know the prettiest baby ever get sick. And they can't cure her so they take her to like a a a witch. The sits at a triangle for some reason. Clearly it's important. How and she takes the sickness out of her but leave something and so. That's kind of the the message of the movie is you know. Nothing's free yes So says she has something dark placed in her so she ends up being literally evil. She's with her mother and her father and she ends up it insinuated instead. They acted like she as a child killed other people but is didn't she only kill her father. Yes she killed her father but it said like other towns people. I just think that they skipped over. Showing it significant one was her daughter Yes so she kills her father. He was a blacksmith. And she basically can control you know she has an ability in. She made him basically stick a red hot iron down his own throat so effectively killing him. So they're like no no no no no no we cannot deal with us. We need to go basically put her back to where she came from the federal in the. Yes we're triangle which with with the evil witch. So her mother takes off with her and Amenity WanNa continue from there so her mother takes her to. I guess the the forest and leaves her there and she's alone and that's Kinda she what. She has a Pink Bonnet. And that's like the story that everyone's told us she was created or evil left in the woods. No one knows what happened to her. While the twist is the old witch is actually the mother of the Child. So you go through this entire movie thinking that the witch is the child and then plot twist at the very end the which ends up telling Gretel the real story and she's like No. I'm the mother of the Child. Yeah but we're the fucks evil child so get it. I didn't quite quite understand that. So the mother who was previously good right. She was previously good when she had her her daughter and she was angry. The she'd taken her husband away She says that she her daughter took everything from her. She also turns evil right and kills the rest of the children and eats. She's still Chile to the forest. Where so in Gretel in Hansel like come up across this house like it follows kind of like the normal Narrative of the original tale? You know they come across the witch's house you see like children's shoes in the tree tops. Right you see like children's dolls scattered around the property so it it's made it very clear that this which has killed many many many many many children. The mother right let the mother is now. Evil has killed many and cannibalized. Many many children she eats she likes she. Did her own children yes. So that's the big twist though And so but the mother right is she is using a spell more or less to clue herself and she's actually young and beautiful. You know that's kind of that's that's how she looked. She's a young gorgeous wedge and to make herself appear more friendly and frail. She collects herself in the disguise of this nasty old hag basically like grandma but that doesn't happen until the last seven minutes last thirty seconds. Okay thanks again very pretty movie. I feel like the writers. Were trying so hard to get A. I don't I don't even the writers just they tried so hard to get these gorgeous shots and Casting all of that that they forgot to write I was all aboard the train all the way through. I am completely fine with slow burns. I can deal with epilogue as long as we're getting to a story right. We learn the twist so basically the entire movie is. Gretel has dreams so they meet the witch and they're like hey we'll work for you. Help your on your shitty wooden Shitty little house in the woods if we can stay here until we start off again the witch agrees the witch knowing that she's GonNa kill and cook cancel so we'll and possibly Gretel but then she learns that Gretel also can drop south on her hand. Axe Yes she realizes that that Gretel also has the second site is what they call it and so she actually tries to become more of a mentor for her and ends up trying to separate Hansel from her. You don't need him you know you're a strong independent woman you got this. You don't need no man pulls that like card and so she actually mentors growl and chose her how to rub this magical. Salvin her hands like go play with trees and make them bend and so Greta does and then third gretel isn't convinced that she's a strong independent woman. That doesn't need no man so she doesn't want to part with her brother which obviously she's not an evil person yet. The very the entire movie is just basically very kind of slow and Gretel having dreams it has a very cool scene like Amanda said The original tale has them In a Candy House right and then in this one. It's a lot of like baked goods and honey baked. Hams like really good looking food. And so basically what the witches doing is when the children are asleep. She goes down into this magical fucking six-storey basement tortured engine type of thing and takes and takes the limbs of the children that she kills and basically castle like pours them onto a table. Casas spell on it and it turns into food and that was really which I thought that was awesome. Like it looked really cool. It was like oh my gosh. They've been eating children yet. And then you weigh eighty minutes for this yes you wait almost eighty minutes and then Gretel at that moment for some reason. That's when Gretel was able to actually see things for what it really was like. Did you notice that? Like after she witnessed the food turn when she would be talking to the wet. She's like I have to outsmart the witch. I can't let her know that I know what she's doing. But you eighty minutes for that and then the ultimate payoff right at. The climax of the entire movie comes at like eighty five out of eighty seven minute mark. It's the which is about to cook. Hansel kill Hansel and she has gretel strapped to a table. Like struck. Down is sitting in a chair to a table and then all of a sudden gretel uses her mind to move a broomstick type of thing. She had a little bit of the south on her forehead for some reason because she washed her face with it at one point not on camera of course and so she has the salvator warhead and takes it off her forehead and magically gets to the stick again. You didn't see that coming. And then she basically moves the stick and it like throws it into the witch and pens her against the wall above a fire thus the witch burned to death. And that's it. That's literally the most the biggest climax of this film which I have to say I fucking loved. This movie I will buy is now seen it twice in theaters. I will buy it when it comes out on BLU ray. I really do love this movie. But for an hour and a half of a movie with this much care right like given to like the aesthetics of it they could have given us a little bit more than literally a less than thirty second climax agreed like if they would've just sprinkled some more of that goal thing or at more than just random dreams with really weird sounds time these dribs and so it's okay. It's just it needs work. It's not a fail it. It just seems a little help so as far as reading. What would you give up? I'd say maybe a see just based off of how like pretty and how much time into that but on the other hand I just feel like the payoff wasn't as good. The weird south thing needs to be explained. I need to understand the school thing in this. Like Vampire Hunter Guy. Because that I just need that answered. I need to know where the little girl is. Where's the Pink Bonnet woman also has to be adult now also? I wasn't aware that she could conjure things. Because we're the fuck. Did the horse come from at the end. She called it. She learned how to use herself and she put more forehead salve on and horses love for had cell so he came out of the woods to eat some salve. They haven't she enchanted him to take a Hansel home because she can talk to the man accents. Yeah Yeah obviously I will give a I will give either a I will give it a b minus because I feel like the foam is almost perfect right like it is almost perfect except the only thing is. I wish I had a little bit more bite at the end. Oh my only other. Critique is that an I can't really give it too much of a critique but you know they are child actors but like my God they go in and out of these accents like every other word is like sit and not accent accent British American. I think it was like a it was just it was a straight dachshund and not everyone had it. It was yeah here and there but I mean you kind of look past two after a while. You're like okay. It's fine. I I understand what you're saying it's cool Weights more mushrooms. Those cool trippy sequence. But I I would say though. Have you seen the nineteen eighty-seven version of Hustle and grind? I have not chorus Leech Mick. Oh I love closely each men so now I have to see that. So I'm GonNa say that that's going to always be my favorite one. I had it you know back in the day when you can take a vhs and record what was on TV yes okay. So I had like the last. I don't know like the last half of that movie for some reason on with gargoyles. My little ponies on us. I was black beauty. Oh I definitely know this one and I definitely prefer that one. I will have to get out and watch it now to. It could have been my favorite movie of the year already like literally hands down. Well I mean it's going up against just what underwater. It's my favorite movie of the year. So far yeah. Yeah it just needed more depth like during the movie and more interesting things happening instead of just retro weird dreams it needed more plot so be minus for me and you said a C. minus from you. Yeah Yeah I'd probably say C. C. Minus just because it is very pretty if you WanNa blockhouse so realtors let me know if you want to go see it right. I have my I would say go see it in theaters especially on digital because it is beautiful and you really want to get that like true surround sound experience. You know I mean it is. It is gorgeous but make sure you either drink a shit ton of coffee or have a couple energy drinks before moving on from that. We're going to talk really quickly about underwater. The movie that we watched literally on opening weekend and we haven't been able to discuss yet. Well we've tried. We've tried to talk like twice with us. It doesn't want to be recorded so anyone. That's trying to podcast. This one just does not want to be recorded so I'm cursing us now by trying to get underwater starring. Kristen Kristen Stewart Vincent Cassel drafted by William eubank who also directed the signal. But it's basically about a crew of aquatic researchers. They're underwater lab explodes. Kristen Stewart is in a bathroom after taking a shower brushing your teeth. Everything starts rumbling and the miles under what like what seven miles underwater earthquake happens. It decimates their underwater laboratory. And they're trying to get to safety now. Getting to safety involves going all the way down to the ocean floor and then walking to another like lab basically So that they can either be rescued or go to the surface now. Conveniently there is kind of like an otherworldly creature or creatures Stalking them as this happens. So Amanda this is going to be the shortest segment ever. What did you like about this movie? Oh man what did I like? They said that one one person mentioned that they have accordia home. And so that was my favorite part of the movie. I mean it starts out. It's it's the opposite of Gretel in Hansel it starts out and it's just action and you don't have time to think about what's happening. It's just okay. What okay right okay crawl? Okay do this. You know you're not board. I'd say more confused. Yeah th the woman says the word Corgi. I liked that I mean again. Some of the visuals in the city were good some again. We'll we'll talk about that later. Some of them weren't but you do get the feeling of being underwater. You get that panic. Feeling there yet. yeah they did a good job of building tension. I think that that was commendable because they build it up and then it kind of goes down and then they build it up and it goes down again so there's a few times where the tensions very very high so that would be my good stuff. That was short and sweet. Okay so basically. The film is almost in two pieces right so like for the first half of it. You have the earthquake the wreckage and basically you have kristen. Stewart who plays Nora? You have quite possibly the world's biggest asshole. Tj Miller who is a survivor? Can't fucking stand him as an actor or as a human being You have my French favourite Vincent Cassel Jessica Kennewick and John Gallagher. There a group of survivors right and they're running this way against the oxygen is running out. They have these big fucking underwater suits that literally looks like power armor from the fallout game series. Some of them are broken. They're trying you know. Their oxygen is all running out. They have to walk across the ocean floor and so they're basically trying to figure that out. The first half is them trying to get off the main wreckage and in the second half of the movie is literally them kind of being picked off one by one. More or less spoiler alert While walking along the ocean floor and trying to make it to safety. I think that Kristen Stewart. I Love Kristen. Stewart is an actress. I know people complain about her constantly. But if you've seen a lot of her other films camp x Ray Personal Shopper. Like I'm not going to go through the whole list but she's actually clouds of souls. Maria is probably my favorite. She is a fucking incredible actress when you give her the right material. I Love Kristen Stewart. I think she did a great job. I think Vincent Cassel did a great job as Lucien the captain in this movie and by all accounts Emily. The growth has the CORGI Play by Jessica is Yeah Emily She's apparently like the stand out of this. Foam reviews are RAVING OVER JESSICA. Hen wicks part in this movie so we had a lot of heavy lifting. Yes she does she sure fucking done out of left us so I feel like it almost is like this movie. Okay so this movie is not a new concept it is not a fresh plot. It is not a fresh concept idea. It's almost like it took pieces from the thing The alien movies or the the abyss minus creatures and kind of gives you this underwater action alien were being creature movie. I thought the positives of this. The pacing was great. Like I was never bored. I thought the pacing was great. The action was great. The acting was good the creatures and the the the CGI. I thought was really really good. And I'm just GONNA go ahead and spoiler alert means been out for a while like literally you basically fucking the sea like Kasulu at the end so for a quick second like a minute like you see him for like a minute but like so. The entire thing is like this team right. Works on this underwater facility and they don't really know it or do they that they're they do know what they think. They're working on like Looking nuclear type of power source right. So that's another. Big Fear is that the entire thing is going to blow up they finally get there and they realize that the power source basically has thue like they're on like the secret place in the Pacific More or less work through Lou supposedly loves it the very very very very end you know. Kristen Stewart makes it to the very end with emily and what Liam and yeah they make it to the very end and then all of a sudden fucking this huge Lake Mild Hall Love. Crafty and creature shows up. That was really cool. But like that's pretty much it. I mean like I said this is not a fresh concept new idea. It's all been done before. I have not seen a movie so that was really cool. And my only critique. Is that the underwater shots. The quick editing like right the quick shots like half the time when there's action under the water right lake especially when it's dark because it's almost pitch black at the bottom of the ocean right. It's pitch black. There's no late. They have the lights from their suits when they look around. And it's very quick. Editing like you have no fucking idea what's going on at time right. So you're like someone's being killed right now and. I have no idea who it is because I literally discern who is who. Yeah or where? They're going or what they're doing just happened all of a sudden you know. You're down a character. Yeah so yeah exactly that was a critique also TGI Miller does not belong on this planet much less another movie His one liners are not funny and this was filmed a while ago before I thought all of his sentence. Yeah but we'll before it was actually like made public public right right. That's what I mean I just don't enjoy his one liner. I felt like a writing issue right. That's not even necessarily a T. J. Miller issue that's a screenplay issue of hey we're gonNA give the comedian. Some really shitty one liners and it was trying to break that tension. They kept building. Yeah as that. We're times like it was very strange. It was weirdly an odd lien incorrectly. Placed this to me is not like okay so you know how like some people go like their popcorn movies like marvel right like they wanna see like some pointless auction and whatnot like on a scam. I think that's very one sided there. That's a lot of people I mean. Just go for like the action though leg of marble. Maybe they do. But there's also a lot of like puzzle pieces tip together and people that have read comics versus watching the movies versus you know knowing these characters in different realms the send oh which one am. I GONNA get so. I don't think they're very noted if on I'm saying for the people who use Azer Popcorn movie like you and I have vastly different opinions a marble. I think they're useless however I'm talking about just the people who aren't the comic bull who aren't like looking for the deeper meanings. Basically how people treated jaws in the seventy s like they just WanNa fun movie to go to and popcorn with right lake. Watch it explode. You know like things like that. The people who kind of go through marvel for that reason only like underwater is pretty much just a popcorn movie like there's not a lot of depth to it. There's not a lot going on. I was not after the movie. One hundred percent convinced right that it even was Khufu. It is on. Imdb they finally put as one of their trivia that they really they confirmed yes. That's what it was see. They could have done so much more with this movie. If they wanted to go in that direction I feel honestly it felt like an afterthought like literally felt like an afterthought the world needs a really good kefir movie it has never on a large scale. Huge budget with Hollywood cast has never happened right. Like this could have been like a fucking epic epic epic lovecraft movie and I feel like they're like running running running random creatures randall. Randomly tentacle creatures. It's like okay. Are they going love. Crafty? And all you know. This is a huge love. Crafty end of Lake influence here. That's cool and then all of a sudden for the last minute of the movie. Holy Fuck. There's do they should've lake proverbial shit or gotten off the pot you know like either go fucking all in and turn it into this epic movie or like. Don't do it at all. Go ahead like my final thing. I will give me go ahead and get my rating. I'll give it a solid B plus. I had a lot of fun. But it's not lake. Not Looking for like an Oscar winner here just a fun movie if you're bored rented. Don't go see that in the theaters. I don't think it's out anyway. I think point. I don't think seating theaters we made a difference Rents it when it comes out. Have some popcorn and have fun. But like you're not going to get Schindler's list off of this movie. We can get a real movie so I walked out of the theater. And I'm like I can't even name any of these frigging characters. You tell everyone what you did after I got so I thought before Robin did so immediately like I need to speak to you the moment you're done and then I called her so she couldn't look on her phone. Can you name at least two characters from that movie? She named to but also capped in you know his name. It's just captain select. That was an easy out. Okay but I could not name these damn characters and I try and I'm like no I really don't know I know corgi owner and I know captain okay so there's no character-building and I'm not even saying it as like a down there literally is no character-building they say a couple little sentences between running that you're supposed to just identify a know everything that's happened to them but you have no idea you don't even know their names. I only identified with the Corgi owner and I just needed her to live because her corgi would be so confused. If she didn't come home it's true. Think about it. Don't don't do stupid shit. Your dog won't get it. Kristen Stewart I feel like if anyone else was cast in this movie. No one would give a shit about it. It's just kristen. Stewart fans fawning over her I honestly I am a huge Kristen Stewart fan but I honest to God. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I would probably not have even gone to see this movie if Kristen Stewart hadn't been cast See and and it's because when she gains a shirt she loses her pants and then ultimately she loses both. She cannot be wearing two pieces of clothing at once. It's just against her religion and then I don't understand when she gets eaten at one point. Okay she gets eaten hirsute totally fine but if someone else gets knocked round for one second they implode it's really it's really ought especially at the end there and then at one point with the first part actually ships at this first. They're all putting on these suits right and I forget who says it's been. It's been a minute but one of them's like oh no. Your pants won't fit in there so the girls are like okay. I'll take my pants off. But the guy is their pants fit just fine so like big that like big pants like actual normally. I like man pay Guy Pants. Yeah but like I Rolls Skinny. Thin asked pants. Do not fit in these suits. They have to take them off yet. They're the same fucking suits so cool that make sense to and then they kill off the captain weary. Spoilers kill off the captain then they make you care about him later and I feel like that. Just odd character building. They did it in reverse. They should have thrown that locker seen before he died. So you cared about him and then that would have been a good character building aspect and instead I honestly didn't give a shit who died because I didn't care about anyone. I for corgi owner I. I love Christmas shirt. I wouldn't I didn't even care so spoiler alert Kristen Stewart is at the end. You know she has to give her like The martyr complex that. She's had this entire movie. I don't care if I die. I want to save everybody So she dies at the end. I didn't even care. I did not even care. I would not have cared. Any single. Even quirky owner had died. Like I. You know I hire you. I had fun in this movie right like I did have fun. I thought it was fun. However there is zero character development. All like that is no lie. Like nothing you do not care about anyone. Anyone and they took that cheap way out of starting and ending the movie which just the stupid news. What was it newspaper clippings just falling onto the screen? One by one. It's like hurry up and read the so you get all of the background. Hurry up and read this so we can end the instead of showing you anything which okay I understand. You don't want like this long drawn out beginning and yeah wrapping things up. I guess is really terrible but I feel like that was like the cheapest way that they could've start began the movie and ended it. That was a cop out to me. I agree so after everything is over. And there's Kathy Lou it literally Two people live right Chris. Stewart sacrifices herself explodes blows up just so corgi owner and her newfound love can go to the surface and they're being chased by thousands of these little tentacle many creatures and so Chris and blows herself up. And you don't care and then all of a sudden now seen cut scene initially like news article. It's not even like news. It's just a screen with like newspaper clippings and then we didn't even talk about Corgi owner carrying her like dying boyfriend around entire fucking so the because he can't breathe so magically right like he his his suit like the oxygen Thing in the back of the seat right that gives you that clean your oxygen scrubber I think what they called it or something His was broken so he was running out of oxygen fast and like he almost passes out and he does pass out at some point and then magically she still dragging him around for what probably would have been hours in that movie and they're fine. They're totally fine. But Christmas George gets eaten One guy implodes because one of the monsters like touched him Captain gets eaten by a monster and implodes put sure the little woman can just like drag her boyfriend around the entire movie and he's totally fine. He magically with empty oxygen canister continues breathing habitable hours and he was wearing his pets. He got to wear pants pants. But somehow somehow this little woman can pull like the equivalent of fallout like power armor filled with the grass adult man all around the ocean floor as she's running out of oxygen and he's already out of oxygen and they still make it to the surface like I said. This movie has so many potholes. It has a lot of issues but it is. I had fun with that. And it's a movie it's a movie it's fun you know there's action shakes literally explodes and it has Kathy Lee. What the and so like if you WANNA go for it but like there is a reason. There is a reason why it was released in January. And if you don't know you can always tell which movies like production companies You know you're going to utterly fail because they are all released in January and February so like bridal enhance a little date and have faith in that you know Underwater not a lot of faith in that when was it filmed again it was filmed forever ago and I think when what was it when Disney twenty seventeen was when it was fought it and they just didn't know what to do with it it was filmed in tweets seventeen. Yeah Yes so Disney Purchase Twentieth Century Fox. And that they're just like what is this here the AGO January yet? That's what I'm guessing. It says that too on. I see it says And I am deeply due to the Disney purchase of Twentieth Century Fox. The release date was pushed to January. Twenty twenty so shooting took place in spring of twenty seventeen time. It was released. It was three years later. Yeah there yeah. There's probably just. They watched it and they're like. Why is this a thing you know? I guess we should release it. Also my favorite and also on IMDB. I'm looking at. Imdb t right on the Trivia and to to further. The Point Actors wore airtight suits for the underwater scenes. Making it difficult to hear the director's commands each suit weighed about one hundred and forty pounds. So apparently the little girl though lake Emily's character just Henrik. Apparently she was dragging around one hundred and forty pounds plus Granada's man. I mean she's a ass. Yeah that's cool like that. A you know. They made her so awesome. It's just tell me who is you want to know them a little bit tummy hurt personal trainer is. I need to make a phone call right. Exactly yes please. Yeah I would give a d. like it. It wasn't anything I want to have to watch a can. I will give it a C A C plus only because of And you are correct. William EUBANKS has confirmed in an interview at the sea. Monster wasn't fact Kathy Lee of HP lovecraft writings. So I'll give it a c plus only because I feel like it ripped off the abyss and especially alien I feel like it recycled a lot of other like underwater sci-fi movie cliches and tropes But I do appreciate Kristen Stewart. I think she did do a good job. And it's just a fun. Action movie like get some popcorn watcher. Don't expect like anything and it's still kinda fun but like it has Castillo and you need to seek othello sort of sort of again. I feel like they added that end to make it half interesting. I feel like it was marketed. Really strangely to like it like the trailer doesn't really. I don't know it's a mess of a movie and there's a reason it came out in January but if you just want to have fun Mindless Entertainment. This is this is for you. That's true that's true you don't WanNa think watch the city. It's true you can literally turn off your mind and Miss Nothing. Yes indeed so now that you know we're halfway through February. Is there any movies that you are excited for for spring? Antebellum is the only movie that I have seen That I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO I. The invisible man trailer keeps popping up everywhere. I go every movie that I see. I have zero interest zero really. They're kind of like optimistic. I'll say well I feel he's growing on me I will you know after handmaid's tale But Yeah Elizabeth boss. She's growing on me and I really liked her in us so I'm just hoping that she's going to have like another great character. I don't know it seems very interesting so I'm going to give it a shot in a quiet place to. I'm also going to give it a shot. I liked the first one. I am trying to be optimistic about. The second looks like that action sequence in quiet place to hear. The trailer of the beginning is amazing. Right so again I. There's a few movies coming out that I want to see. I'm not sure if they're going to be life changing in any way but I have hope so like it just like okay. It's like in general right like let's just talk about general like twenty twenty So how the new Halloween Halloween kills Kind of like a a screening of the current form and people are saying it's like the first one but on steroids like a lot happens. It's brutal it's gory. People are saying. Wait it's Betcha so like I have a little bit more hope there now. I have zero interest in fantasy island. I know that it's a remake reimagining zero interest but wait what about the soil project that we just learned more about. Do you WanNa talk about that. So I don't even know where saw I think. It was facebook where. I finally got to see the trailer for it but the new saw looks very interesting and I was very surprised that I actually want to see it. The new trailer for well before it was just called untitled saw project is all I could find on it. But now we have information. It's going to be called spiral it's GonNa come out in May so may fifteen twenty twenty. It actually looks brutal. It's like saw. What reimagined there's Chris? Rock Samuel L. Jackson I can't say his name but he's also handmaid's tale. Max Being Hella. If I'm saying that wrong I'm sorry And I'm just like when I saw the trailer I was blown away. I'm like Oh my gosh I actually really WanNa see this moving Did you feel the same way? I did It looks understand I saw for me has always been a guilty pleasure. It's always been a movie. I've seen every single one in theaters except Jigsaw I believe the last one that came out So saw is kind of like my Hor popcorn movie. You know what I mean like. I just find them stupid but like still like fun. You know Yeah this one actually looks like it could be also Advertises at having the largest trap of any yes so terrified to a couple of days ago. Put Out October. Twenty twenty with a thinking face so. I'm going to guess that it's coming out this October now know that is what I'm excited about. I'm excited for choir to that. Was I mean at the end of the day right? Lake terrified was such as bad. Fucking movie like riot. Like let's not sure it was a terrible fucking movie but let I loved it. I love him. I love all the memes that come from him to like me when I four. And it's just like him like maniacally staring at people. He was the honestly. I don't I'm not scared of clowns. I are really silly but that is the only creepy cloud I've ever seen agreed. They did a great job with his design. So I'm excited for terrifying to Like I said I'm super excited for antebellum. Have you seen the trailer for it? I've not seen the trailer yet. I haven't in my little of release bitch get to it. It's already oh and it was also played at underwater and Greg Hansell the trailer so I've seen like eighty times now. So maybe I have at its made by the producer of get out and US It Stars Janelle Monet Gabor. Sediba whom you may know from precious and American Horror Story and John Malone and basically it's a successful author finds herself in a horrifying reality and figure out the mystery behind it before it's too late in it seems like it goes between like present day to Literally Lake Eighteen hundred slavery like southern plantation. Okay so I'm I'm looking at the actual pictures of this trailer. I feel I keep getting to the movies right on time. These these life changing January movies so that could be why I have not seen that trailer but everything you're saying interests me so we are going to discuss this trailer next week in the opinions. I love good Borys Ebay of American horror story who plays Queenie until I love her and she needs wave rolls than she guides. Okay so I actually just watch something with her earlier. Did you ever see it's not horror? It's really silly. But did you ever see difficult people? Yes I did okay. She's in that and I was watching one of the episodes and I'm like oh I forgot she was in here. I don't know why I don't know why that was on there. I'm also interested in Moebius which comes out July. That's GONNA be a summer. Movie Has Jared Lido in a whom I really don't like but Apparently it's basically like a Vampire Superhero type of movie. It's marvel movie it. Wait when does it come on July thirty first? It is Martin. Have It on my horror? List it So it's it's a marvel. Film is joining the Marvel Universe So it apparently may join Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy kind of like that. Same Universe But it looks really cool like a trailer that they have actually looks really interesting. Fora New Mutants on here. And that's that is coming out in April but I did not have anything in July Interesting Yep July but I made this like what six months ago though? Oh yeah a lot of new things have come up and been announced the purge five. I'm a huge purge fan. Yeah I mean huge perch man and then probably the best cover art. I've ever seen which I am excited for is after midnight. It has my favorite one of my favorite posters that I've ever seen so lots of hopefully good stuff coming out. This year agreed. Yeah Oh and you know what we need to add then the hunt the hunt's on what March twenty seven March sixteenth. We're all over the place. I don't know I'm adding it to my list for March okay. The hunt coming out on march thirteen all right. Well if we missed any upcoming movies that people are excited about feel free to let us know and we will check it out until next week. Happy Valentine's Day. Don't kill anyone by right a prisoner by take a look.

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Hour 3: Dan's Valentine's Day

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Now, what first of all put it on the poll Guillermo at lebatardshow when talking about moving movies that make you sad. He's the only place to go on golden on you should get her that in one eight hundred flowers for Valentine's Day. Well, I already did that did that the movie is four years older than I am. Imagine the guy shows up to the house to watch a sad movie with your wife and has one eight hundred flowers how about that Bill. Have you actually done something for Valentine's Day, one eight hundred flowers, Dan, have you really? It's a big one. Right. Yeah. This is a really important Valentine's eighth then why because you're engaged now. Are you serious? Wow. Horford of jewel. Oh my God. This is what happened. I'm not making this up this happened yesterday where I am sitting here saying, but she said that she didn't want to do anything special for Valentine's. All. Oh, man. Such a new can you believe it? Yeah. Well, you know, what actually my wife really is not a big Valentine. Even when I tried to do stuff on telling you. And how long have you been married? How long have I been married thirty years stand? She stopped caring you stop carrying. That's fine. This is Dan's first, Valentine's Day. For the tone, set the tone. No, it is it's different. I wouldn't wouldn't mess that up. Dan. I don't understand all this pressure that you guys are giving me leave me alone on maybe it's all pressure now being dumbed day. Oh. Jones say was created. I don't even think don't say it was created by hallmark. Well, it was it's a made up holiday. Don't send scrub this out of the podcast weeded. We all know. Yeah. But we can't say that. No, especially not Dan fifteen years. So what are you doing Dan Brennan's bias? So we can tell you. If you've done a good at interrupting the show with all of these questions about how I'm going to spend my Valent looking out for you. I care about you. I don't want you to watch the, sir. I want to hear about this because I'll help you out here. But I I would Valentine's last minute bouquets and arrangements are still available from one eight hundred flowers dot gob starting at just twenty nine ninety nine these beautiful bouquets and deals won't last long. Thank you, Mike. So order today at one eight hundred flowers dot com. Click the radio icon, enter code, Dan for all the latest headlines and information tune into sports that are on ESPN radio all throughout the day. I'm just saying you do nothing tomorrow. It's over. The Lakers last night forbid for me to move it off the subject of love and romance to go to a hawks game. Oh, we don't. We don't have to say on you. But San said back in his day, he used to romantic things for Valentine's Day. Stan, what's the most romantic Valentine's Day? Gesture you ever made. Oh, I don't even remember to be honest. It's been a long time since Valentine's been a big thing. But I still do something every Valentine's Day like, I don't do nothing. What the the the snuggle coupon book or something you bring in a handful of change from your car? You know, you know, I'm going to do flowers or Kindy or we're going to go out or something. I mean, I'm not going to do. Nothing a nice card. Maybe Dan, it's heartfelt. They sell these books now that you can get where you fill in things. And it's like the first time that I saw you. I thought blank, and it's like a whole hundred page book, and it's a bunch of those it's a little redundant. But you fill out all these special meaningful things, and it's something everybody loves are you going to do something like that? That sounds a little too time intensive, but you know. Taking advice from on this. Because I Billy speaking like an authority as if he's been engaged for so many more years than I've been engaged, Dan. I'm telling you, I'm telling you tomorrow is a big one. It's like your first one. I know it's not your first one of the first one since you've been, Dan, Dan, don't say that don't think it. I think it just don't say don't let anyone here you say, you don't care America. Just heard you say you don't care though, you're the expert on your own relationship. Don't listen. Are you the expert on your own relationship? No, I'm not. My confidence is shaken right now because stand there frightening may because I don't think tomorrow is anything like any other day. You know, who cares? What when you bring it home the balloons on Thursday or on Tuesday, that's acceptable five or six years from now when you forget because you will forget what you do when that happens. I'm just telling you now. So, you know, an advance. Okay. You say listen, everyone gets their loved one Valentine's gifts on Valentine's Day. I do it the day after here's the thing. Dan, like is is your fiance going to be out around other people? Well, I'm not even sure she wants to be. But my point is say like, you know, you don't care, and then they're out around other people who are all getting flowers and things like that. And then they're the only ones who doesn't here pressure now for Roman. Yes. Yes. It is. Yes. Put it on the poll is peer pressure. The reason for romance at how many live animals have you rented for tomorrow, I've got higher Hannibal. Trouble. If it's under four and a half big trouble. I've got him hiring the backstreet boys to serenade her when she wakes up. Good idea. Yes. Your powerful and influential man, Dan, you should use your power and influence make this one extra special but not to special because you don't want to raise expectations for year two. Oh, so the backstreet boys would be too much for the front. Yeah. That's not too special backstreet boy says one eight hundred flowers you need to get her eight hundred flowers. Yes, exactly. Eighteen hundred. Yeah, promo code. Okay. Thank you for all your after guys. Housing it on that. I love the guidance that that you guys give the way it's tomorrow. So you should probably get your. Yeah. You need to hurry. You note. It's tomorrow road is Dan. Yeah. Wouldn't it be easier to just dial one eight hundred flowers when I get outta here. I'll say my Dow one eight hundred flowers, we don't dial it. Dot com dot com. Don't let anyone know that you're not the one that's arranging this because that is a bad move. Yes. I'm with you on that. Whatever you do you got to do it yourself. Don't like staff it out. Also, I can't say too long at your condo putting the rose petals on the floor because I have to get back to my wife. Let me out. Out to Mike. I want your medals as well. I just don't clear it's D A N. Raindrop dropped tob time to read the script for a hat spot. ESPN is paying STAN Van Gundy to give it ask analysis and credibility across all forum. We just wasted. That man tie. This is staying with nearly I don't think you've finished a sports flag. Philly got in there so eager badger me with Valentine's Day questions out of nowhere our hair. Of course, I feel like that was a human resources transgression how aggressively you proved me on this Valentine's Day thing. Have you finished your sports flash yet? Yeah. Did. As he threw a javelin into the middle of it, thankfully, so God's ears. Nice to have a helping hand especially when it's act season. And that hand is attached to a licensed tax professional, but turbo tax live. You can talk to real CPA's in e as on-demand who can reveal your return with you before you file and make sure you're getting your maximum refund. That's very very important. They can even check your work line by line. So you can be confident. It's done, right. Who knew confidence and peace of mind could be synonymous with taxes. Turbo. Tax live would CPA's in e as on demand. See details at turbo tax dot com. Donlevatar and finally the Carolina Panthers have a Somali on staff. 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I'm at a legitimate loss right now, though, I don't know what to do. Maybe the shipping container can help me or STAN Van Gundy or Stu gods because I'd like to get STAN van Gundy's thoughts. On Anthony Davis and sitting him for the rest of the season. And the league forcing the pelicans to play him as part of a contractual agreement that you have with your customers. And I want to get to John Elway being very good at playing quarterback and being very bad. At identifying them hit his resume on quarterback selection has been awful the one time that he got it. Right. Was the worst Peyton Manning? Any of us have ever seen who threw nine touchdown passes. Seventy interception. Wanna ring playing a style of football. Not a lot above what Tibo would have done. It's been Trevor simian Brock Osweiler. It was case keenum just a year ago. Two years thirty six million dollars. And now it's Joe flacco. And while I feel obligated to get to that. Here's the problem that I have my stugatz is wandering around here. And he's picking up all of the sponsor stuff. We have here as Valentine's gift for Abby shaller shave club. He's been just grabbing undershorts your box. But no way heart-shaped filet Mignon from your body foot your box. He's been grabbing stuff putting together a care package. He said I got her some ZipRecruiter. 'cause you needs to get a job. This. Stugatz. Very romantic. He's stolen chips that somebody sent us ever since that chip discussion that chip confrontation that we had with your brother. Oh, it's going to be great Valentine's Day for you, Stu. What do I get it from Grainger? But my here is not the worst part of that as he's collecting Valentine's Day gifts that are made up of nothing, but our sponsors including ZipRecruiter. He's also yelling how we have to start threatening. This local restaurant that we have to start threatening this local restaurant to make sure that they give us the sound of. Stugatz. Valentine's Day restaurant reservation. He's saying we need to publicly threaten this restaurant and tell them. Hey, clear the sound bleed. This is it's crazy. 'cause I'm telling you know, restaurant has ever come off looking better than this restaurant. It's everything you want your employees to be. I mean, she deserves a raise. I'm not gonna say your name in large part because I don't remember her name. Right. Hold on a second. But she deserves a raise at the tavern on the green gave us clear it's tavern on the green. They gave us clear. It's we have sent this to the highest levels of this restaurant. Okay. And before we threaten this restaurant publicly, though, I want to explain to STAN Van Gundy in the audience, what this is Stu. Gotz makes these shameless restaurant. Reservations stands at times. It'll make your skin crawl the does it like at the busiest time in the world. He asked look the story started because many years ago, the most popular restaurant down here. Stugatz. Wanted me to get him the day before Christmas the busiest time down here. He wanted me to get him immediately restaurant. Reservations for twenty I found out after I got him. Those reservations that he did not even come. It was four twenty of the people in his family that he made me do that for God's can charm. Anyone it's over the years. He makes these ridiculous requests filled with lies on Valentine's Day and Mike is looking for one. So that we can play this other one that we have an whether is it Komodo or Komodo is the motos the new one that we're you know, we're waiting for clearance on. That's that's that's the place where waiting for clearance on which I'm telling you every restaurant like we do the call. I get the manager on the. I asked him or her. They usually say yes this time. It's been listen. It might be a yes. But I prefer be. Yes. Like right now, Billy what happened. Why are you making faces throughout all of this is to God says a restaurant employee has never looked better than your restaurant employee because he's just trying to get it cleared this this restaurant employed for the record is probably the only person that's ever done their job and said, let me check with a manager of the rest of the times. It feels like we're bamboozling lower level employees to let us play things that they probably shouldn't be letting us play. So this person's following the rules in two guises mad at this person. No, no, no. I'm not mad at her. She was great. It's the reason they should allow it to play. She makes the restaurant shine. She did not cave into me. I pulled out every trick. I have in my book, and there's not many, but I pull them all out and she stood tall. I mean, she did in the face of pressure. She stood very tall. And did not back down. Spoiler alert. Oh. We've taken this close to the top though, and David Grubman nightclub impresario and Roddy tour nicknames grew is he's a local celebrity get shouted out in Kanye west songs. We've reached out to his assistant to get permission going right to the top. Right. Oh, we haven't gotten it yet. Not yet waiting for Komodo. Let's go. It's one of those Kardashian restaurants. Right. He made popular by you know, whatever one of the jenner's ordered a carrot there. Once I went as far to say that I would allow Grupp into come on stupidity. The number one podcast apple podcast. I mean, I would have him on his a guest not this week. But you know, future down the road. I if I could Fetterman all right? You're going to negotiate this stuff stand. Give us a minute on Anthony Davis does the league need to force the pelicans to play him. No. I think it's ridiculous. I really do. Because guys sit guys out for rest all the time because they determine that's what's best for their. Team. I think that atom handled that whole thing. Well, and encourage people to do better in terms of playing people for the sake of the fans, but also understanding in the long run teams have to do what's best for them. There is no world in which them playing in thirty Davis is better for them. I mean, the guy doesn't want to be there. He's not committed them. Winning more games drives down their chances of getting a higher draft pick. You know, there's just if he gets hurt he loses trade value. I mean, there's nothing but negatives for New Orleans to play him right now. They're team clearly isn't buying into the whole thing in motivated. They're playing awful. I mean, there's no reason to be sending him out there. I think it's ridiculous that the league strong arming him. Let me understand something here those, Dan because I would say and you're right that it's hard to make any arguments on who this helps to play him. But when you're running a legitimate professional business, and you're paying a human being to draw crowds in a city that has notoriously struggled to support that franchise that is required. Commissioner intervention like you might want to not continue to betray the people of New Orleans emotionally by denying them the last few days of the only star they've had like, I get everything you're saying, but that that part of it is I understand why the league would be like, hey, let's not bleep the people of New Orleans again understandably though, it's a little different when the player comes out and says, I don't wanna be here. Right. I mean, you have Dan he gets hurt a lot Anthony Davis. I don't see the point. I'm would stand on all. But that's what I'm saying stands argument is sound there are very few benefits. But what about that one stand? You're running a business in New Orleans. You've got paying customers you've got season ticket holders. 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Exactly say. What does that mean? What does it mean? I love that. So STAN I want to know where to go next. I want to go to Stu gods, his Valentine's Day call. So I can show you for yourself how slimy he is. But there are sports topics of the day to get to as well. We just got to it. I okay. So which one would you prefer to do STAN? Would you prefer to hear like a three or four minute really uncomfortable? Call of stugatz making a shameless restaurant reservation or would you like to do serious social commentary? Oh, no. Let's let's go to the restaurant phone call right for context. This is called to the little donkey. This was a mother's day. Call and he is unconscious. That's busy in there. Lucky busy. Give me busy out Sunday. Very busy. I have a I have a big request for you. I grew up there. I actually went to college in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the little Dokki is my wife's favorite spot and my mother's favorite spot. My mom hasn't been feeling. Well, lately, that's just wondering we grew up in Weymouth, by the way. And I went to school and Worcester. That's I'm just wondering. I know. It's last minute. I know we're three days away. But this is their absolute favorite place. In fact, I propose to my wife at a little donkey. And so what I'm wondering is if somehow we can get a table for eight mother's day brunch. I'm thinking noon prime time. Can you hold for? Hi, this is Katie. I was talking to Keegan. See that. I I'm the manager. I'm just looking at the oh, great. We cannot do eight at noon. We fortunately the Sunday been booked for a couple of weeks ago. Listen, Katie, you said your name was right. There's really no like easy, comfortable way for me to do this. While just do it. I host a a national radio at TV show for ESPN. And I ten Ed will promote you out to millions of people our listeners people who watch us on TV, it's on ESPN U and ESPN two and also coast to coast on ESPN radio. I if you can get me this reservation, I am willing to talk about you nonstop to a national audience. So that's pretty great promotion for you know, serious. That's great promotion for you. I doubt anyone else who has a reservation at noon on Sunday can do what I am willing to do for you. And that is promote you for free simply for getting me a reservation. Have you ever great? Listen. We have a great day plan. Mom, and I are going to want the freedom trail, and then me, and my wife, and my kids and mom and dad are all going to duct or and then enter the doctor we plan on coming to the little donkey. So what I'm gonna do is. I'm gonna take your number because right now, we physically do not have a table. So I need to go play tetris with these tables and see where I can make this happen for you. So I'm gonna call you back after I work magic in here. Okay. So you're the best magic. That's that's and here's the number. Just if you want to write it down. Do you have a pen handy? Okay. It's one eight hundred confirms. I like it. What's your cell phone? I gave it to. I give you that number in a second just want to strengthen my case a little bit. Okay. Katie just just a little bit. Okay. What I failed to mention before is. I am also walking the freedom frail and going on a duck tour. Not just with my wife, and my kids mom and dad, I am also doing it with the Bork's you've heard of the Bork's, right? Yeah. So we're going to like the last time. I was there. I was there with the Bork's. They're good friends of mine, I was planning on bringing him in that day as well. So perhaps we'll he's a -cluded in the eight. So, but I could bring some other people like the Shauna sees the vanity Aires Ryan's guys that come in a lot. I know him. All right. How about Jackie MacMullan, you know, her? She looks like your mom's best friend, Carol. Call your cellphone back. I just got to be able to have some time with this little grid and people around you the Greek God of walks Kevin youkilis. He would like to join me as well. And what you usually does is we sit down, and we all have our bridge me just walks around and says hi to all the moms out there. And which is the map mother's day with roses by the waivers roses. You know, he used to come into tomorrow all the time. I never saw roses really the Greek God of walked us to come in there. All the time Merrill hate. Really? Did it though crazy the late lesson? He just picked up the roses is a lay thing I taught him the move. And it's a little thing that he just picked up. Yes is great on the phone with me. We can I can just keep shuffling around. And see if I can just make us happen for we get off the phone and before you do that firm. That's all day long yet. You're the best. I mean, listen, I feel real friendship coming on. And I am going to take care of you in a way forget about me promoting you like you're going to be there on Sunday right here on Sunday brings some deep pockets because I'm putting a lot of cash. Okay. Great. I'll be ready. All right. Let's see here. You would agree. Katie. This is a perfect match. Right. Little donkey for a big jackass. Right. Thank you. Where are you? From are you from? Hampshire. Peterborough. Peter I went to camp in Kent went up in on lake Winnipeg sake. Center harbor north of us. Yeah. It's great love it. Did you go to sleep boy camp up there? Robin del. Robin. Del was the sister. Kevin I feel like your sister to me now. So I figured you know, I went to anarchy. Oh, it's we had to do it over again. That's how we would do you? And I k right brother sister. I go to an Ocoee, you'd be right across the lake at Robin del. I'd take a canoe over to make sure everything's okay. With. Handing out roses Greek God of walks got a paddling. Going to take your word for it. Like you could do the tetris game. And call me back give you my number. But I wanna take your word, and I look forward to seeing you at noon at the little donkey on Sunday right after we get off the doctor now just being. Now, this could be at one of our high tops meal cables, but you won't be sharing with anybody. Who would just be you? And if I can get you down at a low table, I will. So, you know, this might be a party of twenty four now. People will stand and I will Mingo. I'll tell you is going to mingle you can. PM sunday. All right. I need help here because Roy's head dropped into his hands for the majority of that segment. Chris had on his face. The same fac- would have if he was crawling through seven miles of sewage Billy moved far away from the microphone and put his hoodie on just to get away from how dirty Stu gods. His what is standing gun doing and healing right now because I have violent upset feelings in my stomach that are gonna make me go to the bathroom. I don't think there's anything I've heard that was more. Stugatz. Like an that phone call like that is how exactly how I envision the call would go before before I heard it was outstanding. Incredible. My mom was totally healthy, by the way. I mean, right. That's I mean, I don't add grew up in Massachusetts. Well, oh, you go there. I did go to Clark university. Yes. That's the only. But did you go to? The meal. No. And he didn't fill her pockets with money. Now kids the reservation does he ever not get accepted because we need to get clearance here from Komodo and the lies started early because I was walking past a studio, and I heard got Yellen something about my first Valentine's Day fifteen years ago. I had dinner at Komodo Komodos like existed for four years. What? Donlevatar? Did you know that Jose could say goes finger fell off during a poker game. We did a good show today, man. Sixty eight percent of the audience said. So we got today. That all job is still guy. That's that's that's a quality program. We put together job everyone. DC's not live at third show with Stu gods on ESPN radio. So STAN Van Gundy has been with us all show today. Grateful first time, even though we have wasted it, and we largely have today. But let's let's update the polls here from even yesterday's to God's. But before we do that. I just like to get stands thoughts because I haven't gone serious with him very much today on the Cleveland Browns. Deciding to take Kareem hunt back even though the NFL is supposed to be zero tolerance on domestic abuse. Yeah. I have mixed feelings on someone who's, you know, been in positions where luckily I was never faced with anything like this. But where you have to think of things like this. You certainly want to to stand against, you know, sexual harassment sexual assault all of that. I I agree with zero tolerance policy. To a degree. The the problem to me is as as a team you have no resources to investigate this stuff. You're not a law enforcement agency type of thing. And so I prefer to let the law enforcement come up with what the penalties are going to be in his long as a guys available to play. I think he has the right to play. So I don't think Cleveland's doing anything wrong here. But where are the morals like people want morals with the motion business, especially when the NFL is advocating on behalf of we're going to be a leader in this department. Well, look, they want to be a leader optically. I think you know, the thing I always worry about with all of these things is you're not being immoral leader. 'cause I'm guaranteeing you every one of those teams knows about situations that are morally problematic, but haven't become public. In or haven't gotten into the legal system, and they don't care in those cases. So what they care about is the optics, and I understand that and into a degree. That's very important but for a team or a league to be convicting somebody and taking their livelihood away win. It hasn't run its course in the legal system to me seems very very wrong. Let's update the polls we've got two minutes left in the show. We didn't get to it yesterday. Let's bang thrown at lebatardshow on Twitter. Did you like Waterworld? Dan said yes, I did. I do. Okay. Well, sixty three percent of the audience said, no how about you stand. You like Waterworld now not at all should the FBI be investigating at ordure on. Yeah. Because sixty five grand in energy drinks went disappearing. Sixty seven percent of the audience said yes was a rod more, shiny or Brown Grammy. Stan shiny Brown on a rod. I'm going to abstain from that. I did watch the Grammy. Howard. As from beginning to end today from you Van Gundy, eighty six percent of the audience said shining. What was your favorite performance in the Grammy's? You know, I liked the music in the Motown tribute. 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February 14, 2020: Happy Valentine's Day!

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February 14, 2020: Happy Valentine's Day!

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The House approved federal funding to study gun violence which could include some twenty five million dollars in research confirmed cases of corona virus skyrocketed. This week as China changed its method for counting. The country is now including any diagnoses from a health professional and not just positive. Test results experts. Hope the new reporting methods will give a clearer look at the virus and it spread day to day. There are currently nearly sixty five thousand cases worldwide with just under sixty four thousand in mainland China. One thousand three hundred eighty four people have now died from the virus while around seven thousand. One hundred have made a full recovery. Meanwhile a number of cruise ships are dealing with the virus. The most infamous diamond princess off the coast of Yokohama Japan and as USA. Today's Morgan Hinds explain to our clear. Thornton. The situation is fluid. So Morgan. How is diamond princess different from other cruise ships that are currently dealing with Corona virus? So diamond princess which is a princess cruises ship is docked off the coast of Japan. And it's dealt with corona virus more than other ships have. It's actually in a fourteen day quarantine right now. There have been more confirmed cases. And it's the only ship that's had passengers onboard contract the virus all those passengers. It's important to note have actually been taken off board and are taken to hospitals to receive evaluation and isolation. The situation is pretty fluid. So that's just something to keep in mind when you're thinking about Corona virus and cruises but the good news is that there are some people that are actually going to be let off the ship to continue their Corentin on land. Japanese health officials are going to facilitate the voluntary disembarkation. Of some of the guests primarily the medically vulnerable and some of the elderly and that will happen in shifts but most people are still onboard crew and passengers and so they're supposed to be under quarantine until February nineteenth pending any unforeseen circumstances However while they've been in this quarantine the number of cases has gone up so as of Thursday morning the total number of corona virus cases. Confirmed was at least two hundred and eighteen. And what about Hollande America's Ms Westerdam's Yes so Holland? America ship the MS Western Dam was actually denied entry into multiple ports. But now it's kind of been rescued by Cambodia Previously it was sailing almost aimlessly because it was denied entry in ports including Thailand in Guam and finally on Thursday morning. It was allowed to talk in Cambodia. There were never any known cases of Corona virus on board and Cambodian. Health officials confirmed through sampling. That the ship is clear on Thursday stateside. There are now fifteen confirmed cases after an evacuee from China who had been under quarantine in Texas developed the virus CDC Captain Jennifer mcquaid and said that other evacuees and quarantine could still developing. This patient was identified as having a fever the morning of February eleventh and they were transported to the hospital that morning and samples were taken incentive. Cdc overnight and we received the result about six PM last night there may be additional cases that we identify. I do want to prepare you for that. We're still within the potential incubation period for corona virus for people coming out of Wuhan in So the in China We continue to monitor these passengers every day. Twice a day with temperature checks. We're looking at symptoms and the moment we suspect that anyone might have corona virus based on their symptoms. 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Bugle 4141 - The Valentine's Day Special

"Bugle audio newspaper for Visual World. How are you welcome to issue? Four thousand one hundred forty one of the bugle the world's only and arguably best forty-eight newspaper for the your world I am Andy Saltzman as herself from the case these days at least since nineteen seventy four and arm in London No hair with me this week. Is Chris Instead of Chris debut with the divas helmet as the Standing Chris. If you will the Anti Chris how welcome also joining me in London. This week noam both of my guests are not London to narrow down the money. Not London's outlet there in Los Angeles. Where unless things have changed radically it is a sunny beach breakfast. Time NC ridiculous so please be upstanding wherever you listen to this tiffany Stevenson and Jena Friedman ally. I we're just here because we thought this social isolation of L. A. would be safer during a time of a pandemic. We're in the hills where no one can find us. America coping with the impending death of humanity. How's IT coping with something? It can't shoot. I suspect you could shoot corona virus. It wouldn't be effective but you can shoot anything in Florida. They did sell PA- facebook group Tissue Hurricane so I'm hoping that someone's going to suggest getting a microscope. Who God damnit gladys get those tiny bastards a? It's it's quite being quietly terrified. I think is watching the news from from here and seeing that. People being quarantined in. Shanghai Shanghai's lockdown apparently in some households. One person is allowed out once a day which is kind of like my dream to be honest. I did that yesterday. The hangover but generally apart from that terrifying. We will touch on this more later in the show. We are recording on the fourteenth of February. And it's Beagle forty one forty one and ten years since bugle one hundred four and today is the four hundred tenth day of last year and also four thousand one hundred and forty one day since the fourteenth of October in the year. Two Thousand and eight which itself was one thousand four years after the one thousand four and lots of falls loss of one's in a few zeros not much else read into that what you will. It's a sign of something and I for one thing is for warning the world is going to end at some point in the next Four hundred and fourteen billion years. It's the fourteenth of February not just Valentine's Day but also today is no one eats alone day and pet theft awareness. Week so if an unexpected stranger burst into your house whilst you're about to snuggle up in front of some quality meats I'm holding a terrified looking issue honoring one hand on your next door neighbor's cat in the other and says Lizard. I oughta Magi for oppose the oven on well. Don't be scared that just doing their bit. For those two very good causes as always a section of the bugler going straight in the Ben. Today is also international book giving day and to markets. We have the first drafts of some of the most famous. I lines of novels from the history of Literature. Many of the Novels of course were edited before publication. And here at the Byu. We've managed to get access to the first drafts of some of the classic levels of history and for international book giving giving you the original first lines for example. Charles Dickens's tale of two cities. It was the best of times it was the worst of times so on average it was kind of okay from LP Hartley's the go between the past is a different country. And if you lock it so much granddad what are you can go back there with all the other all these jobs in the present. Jane Austen's pride and prejudice. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune is probably a bit of a Dick and Catholicos metamorphosis began originally as Gregor samsa awoke. One morning from uneasy dreams. He found himself transformed in his bed into Ian. The magic sausage in the magic sausage worked in the local hospital and he could turn flood into catch up and pass into mustard. Everyone loved in the magic sausage until one day a Vegan came into the hospital with a hurt leg and Jr tolkien's the hobbit began in a hole in the ground. There lived a Rabbo archbishop. On an imam strapping everyone. Hellman Melville's moby. Dick originally began. Call me maybe and George. Orwell's nineteen eighty-four began. It was a bright cold day. April and the clocks were striking. Eleven as Harold. Larwood came running in at Trent Bridge cricket ground in Nauseam for his first delivery of the season so that section in the top story this week. Well we've talked already. The virus that is sweeping the world. It is quite literally gone viral. The current avars even comes in London. You've managed to escape before from the city of this. This best talent pox ish city before the corona virus got here. But it's it's here. It's here we're always a bit late the party with global events these days. We're finally getting all of the corona virus action with the first London victim This week Chinese national who had recently arrived in Britain who popped herself the hospital in an Uber. What's wrong with the black cab was coming to London if you're not going to do all the touristy stuff like going to black cap the hospital with a potentially fatal illness and I mean. There's a lot of excitement here. Because it's the corona virus named jesuits characteristics bikes that looked like a crown so it's a royal virus as we're getting so much media traction here in Britain nulla speculation. Is it going to go on a nationwide tour? Is it going to cost the tax payer a lot of money but actually bringing more in revenue for medicine? Surgical supplies travel hotels restaurants where people have to visit relatives in in in hospital. And it's getting. It's getting quite exciting. I think the whole the whole world here and it's I mean we just on in America I. There's an element here with the trade wars America's been enjoying with With China this is giving a Ba- a little bit of extra spice can dampen your excitement. Which is kind of my brand. Okay Julia Absolute Good Brandon. It's actually like not. The medical community are people that I've talked to say it's actually not that much worse than the flu. Just has like really aggressive PR? Roy so that's why everybody's freaking out about it because it's like the new kid on the block the Billy eyelash of infectious diseases and everybody's like really excited but in a couple months you're gonna see that it's really just kind of like elevator music of infectious diseases and really. It's bad for people who have weakened immune systems and elderly people and probably everybody who voted leave but other than that it's really it's pretty benign as an effect. It's like a bad cold. It's like the opposite of Jeffrey Epstein actively wants to old people family show 'cause if family show the average age of victims is around fifty five most of those who you say affected a old people and often those with pre existing medical conditions of the ones worst affected but the young of pretty much much Scott Framing. I don't know how good they've got it. The young with no corona vars not having to alter after blame themselves for the Environment Brexit or trump the not tainted by having existed in the twentieth century. This is another example. How skewed the world is in favor of the younger generations about time. They stepped up to the plate and started getting ill with the rest of us. Well they will if they can get designer face masks. I think that's the necklace that will be the next thing. I'm wondering which brands going to. Hop onto this verse. Oppose Obama because they have terrible track record. But apparently Fendi already do a disinfectant. Mass that you combine Howard's you know I'm sure it will. I'm sure I'm sure we'll we'll get the interest from the from the youth when it comes to fashion. That's bullshit actually was interested in fashion. I'm interested in fashion. Jenner just looked. I'm actually not interested in bats and there is a business opportunity here for the Trendy Face Mosca. I think I was just reading about one. Diamante encrusted Four thousand dollars. Surgical Face Malt amongst designed by Stella McCartney Damien Hirst muddled on the facial contours of Helen of Troy but equipped with Bluetooth. At least Bluetooth we drink raspberry slushy through it. So there's an opportunity opportunity and if they don't be factual buzzkill but they don't actually fully work the best way to not get corona viruses to wash your hands and not lick your fingers Roy. Okay with us. How do you monetize? Monetize is really a nightmare. If you're trying to eat a bag of what's There is a Chinese disinfecting system. Modern if you've seen this I've seen pictures of it. Go Look it. Up is basically a stargate. It's it's a stargate has the chevrons and everything so you go with the virus collectively molecular deconstructed and you come out. Shit Rolling. Move a task. The Chinese government reaction well characteristically heavy-handed they've Rounded up people who possibly sake all look like they might possibly get sick at some points in in the future. I think we need to give the Chinese government credit here because they've been practising rounding up large groups of people for years and that practices now coming in very very handy whereas I mean certainly here in Britain as well prepared we haven't been rounding up millions of people from religious minorities it it nearly the same scale. How are we going to deal with? Having to Roundup virus-victims probably just end up doing the British thing of shouting at the ministry daubing offensive graffiti on their homes and righty inflammatory newspaper. Comment pieces about them. But Sean is really showing the white that Oh awesome to form an orderly queue that would be very British. The officials in Wuhan of had some criticism for seizing patients who've not yet tested positive for the virus and herding them onto buses with no protective measures thus risking infection from others and some of the people who dealt with in this way. The testimony has gone up online person. I'm furious I deliberately chose not to become a Chinese artists to avoid shit like this another said. This is not the level of service or expect from an oppressive pseudo communist superstate and another said this is brexit only voted for the discrediting of Whistle. Blowers is pretty terrified. Isn't it seems to be happening at the moment? Sort of up there with with victims of any kind of sexual assault or harassment. Like that's the level of discrediting believe believe whistleblowers. I think is what I'm saying. The only thirty five year old. Who's died so far? Pretty much is like the one whistle blower doctor Dr Lee. Which makes me think it's kind of like an obscene scenario. Like maybe the government killed him and not corona virus not to say obscene with a whistle blower hero. You know you could infer I think to youtube or journalists have also go missing as well. Chen Kishi I think and found in so they've been doing videos or reporting from inside on Social Media and now they've got missing so that's all quite terrifying. That's probably more scary than the virus itself. Oh yeah tends to curb the information. It is really interesting. How the authoritarian. Tech tactic seemed deadlier than the virus. The thing the only thing that's kind of funny as the videos of cats masks people thinking. They're cats aren't gonNA get Corona virus because they had like a little mask on the cat's face cute. It's really a somebody's just a video of a cat. Could make any situation. So if only they'd had that I can just imagine how serious my cat would be if I put one of those on him Or You could just put your population on a cruise ship and just leave them floating horror movie. I don't need more reasons to not go on a cruise. I'm a comic already died on a cruise ship directly. So there's just these floating sort of corona dishes yeah crew cruise ships in quarantine is a section of the muppets. That never quite made it off the of the ideas border. Pigs in space clearly got the go-ahead which was famous mupirocin experiment to see whether if a pig spent more than a lunar month in space it became kosher and the answer was yes it does. There's been some criticism of here in Britain are. We are still. They're still about one hundred flights a day. Between Britain and China in many other countries of Completely closed off transport to and from China but the thing is in Britain We don't need to do that because I will explain this. In Our bugle. Corona Virus Factor Versus Corona Virus myth section facts. Brexit has made Britain immune to the corona virus. We are independent from all foreign viruses. Now only night. If grown indigenous British diseases can kill people here. The Corona virus is banned fact. You cannot contract corona virus from listening to a podcast. Even if everyone on the podcast sharing Mike Myth over two million people died between nine hundred sixty eight and two thousand fourteen. Are you seriously expecting us to believe that? None of them died of Corona Virus. Polio on fact cruise ship passengers and more vulnerable to the corona virus because it disproportionately attacked cells containing the gene. That makes people want to travel slowly on along sightseeing holiday myth. Tom Cruise had corona virus whilst filming a few good men in the early nine hundred ninety s turns out not true at all. Just had the sniffles fact. You can contract corona virus from satanic ritual if that ritual involves slang infected bat. And you're not wearing overalls or a devil mosque fact. Corona virus is racist facts. Many facts also myths fact other groups immune to the corona virus other than British people include. Pope's dolphins SNOOKA professionals qualified mathematicians Swiss bankers acrobats people. Who are already dead such as the ancient Babylonians and Mary Curie and medieval executioners is Hokey goaltenders. And that's very much a mask thing for those lost three groups and finally Myth Donald Trump tried to get Ukrainian minister of Health Zorana skill. Let's go to order a vial of corona virus to pour over hunter. Biden's breakfast cereal. That did not happen. He's completely innocent. American news now and Well I have two guests. Currently in in in America. The election is hotting up into well. Frankly something that Moses would happily take a virus to avoid having to watch for the next Next nine or ten months tiff. Genoa's what have been your highlights this week in American politics and well William bowers intervened with the Roger Stern case. So we'll embar Jeffrey Epstein really dragging down the good name of Epstein Barr Virus Vogelstein. Sentence has been caught because the federal government a big means and it was decided that seven to nine years was excessive and unwarranted. So what really needs to happen with Roger Stein is he needs to get caught with marijuana because if he got caught possessing marijuana he'd get a lot more. There's a mother of four from Oklahoma called Patricia Spotted Crow he learned. I taught hand how small-time pops can completely derail an offender's life. A thirty one dollars pot sale got her stunning twelve year. Prison sentence. So that's five years more than what? Roger Stone was initially sentenced to so it's quite terrifying for democracy. Expose former US Attorney General Eric holder. Who is attorney? General under Obama said that the Conduct regarding the Roger Stone case had quote put at risk the perceived Andrea neutral enforcement of our laws and ultimately endanger the fabric of our democracy. Now that fabric the fabric of American democracy has seen better days. That fabric is like a zebra print picnic blanket that is just spent a year and a half in an enclosure. If you were to use the fabric of American democracy to make a three piece suit I wear it to a job interview. Your prospective new boss would say we do have a suture have arms and legs policy at this company. And if you could go for the non-visible Groin next time that would be greatly. Appreciated still transmit smallpox outbreak of America. Also there's an article that just came out this week and G. Q. Alleging well it wasn't alleging 'cause it's actual case like documents but Bloomberg's history of sexual harassment. He had forty sexual harassment lawsuits over a couple of decades in the ninety S. And the two have a sexual harassment lawsuit in the nineties. Pretty much pretty indicting because nobody nobody reported shit then so it's Kinda interesting ripple in the Bloomberg maybe it'll make him more popular with America to be honest. You WanNa be trump. You GotTa beat him at his own. Game BILLIONAIRE AGAINST TWO BILLIONAIRES ENTER ONE. Billionaire leaves that is how this campaign could get four. More people wanted a democracy. I might Bloomberg will will take anyone support as long as as long as they take one hundred fifty dollars because that was the news here in the past week or so that the Bloomberg was reaching out to instagram influences. Of which I believe we both are Jenner. I'm technically a micro influencers which is a fine time if you'll female. According has a guy micro influence now influencer. What defines Marco influence is level of followership? You'd need I think so. I think it's just being verified or having over ten thousand instagram followers. So I know you love the Graham Andy and you all the time but those bikini shots of you always want to look my best. I think I'm Mike Rowe influence in that. I have two children are make them watch lots of sports. Basically as a map with that level of influence. Would you take one hundred fifty bucks to support Mike Bloomberg if he can make it? Two hundred. All are considerate fifties. Bill chiefs are to be honest for you know brainwashing children about the glories of the Bloomberg Campaign particular. There's there's curriculum. I'm not turning off the sports to promote Michael Bloomberg's campaign if that's what you're asking it as you say the case with This issue with the William Body Attorney General been destroyed by former federal attorney as a crisis of credibility. Nobody knows whether decisions are being made based on the facts and the law or whether they're based on political whim of that is obviously untrue. Everyone knows whether the decisions are made on facts or law or political whim and the answer to that multiple choice question is be political. Everybody knows that no one is pretending. They're made by facts and law anymore. The American justice system has taken a bit of a pounding recently that recent fairly significant very public high profile legal case being conducted a very precise chambers of American politics by people with no legal expertise obvious vested interest and without traditional legal sticks us as witnesses evidence facts objectivity and the actual law being applied. So you can see that Laura's having a bit of a rough ride at the moment in on the other side of the yeah now are twenty. Twenty election's GonNa go really well. Everything's GonNa work out and we're going to be a democracy again. Just getting the tons of the Democrats the latest round in the efforts to win the golden ticket price of being abused belittled and battered by Donald Trump until a November. And be the end of time. Bernie Saunders. Came out on on top This week going about the Bernie or bust phenomenon In which many Bernie Sanders supported by the sixth of his supporters. They will not vote for any other Democrat candidate. If burn is not chosen as As as the Democratic presidential candidate only just over half fifty three percents that they would definitely vote for whoever is running for the Democrats and given how close the last election was in two thousand sixteen Which Donald Trump one with a one one two percents of evoked superiority over Hillary Clinton? You'd think at some point you think back through other elections George W Bush in two thousand and that vote being being certainly against the one lesson. We can learn from history as that people never king learn lessons from history with the idea of not voting for any. Democrat against trump building a new house in an area famous for having a large population of feral human eating tigers. And you have an argument over whether or not. It's a green front door or an orange front door or a front door and you really really want a green front door but the front door company says sorry were totally of green front doors. You kind of have a green front door. Do you. A. Get no front door or be a front door that you'll not totally happy with even if you have a slight allergic reaction to purple and orange makes you feel grumpy gets a door. Get the door. They're like lighting their house on fire. It's not even about the doors that you think. It is really scary on the bright side though another candidate is emerging. I don't know how much you guys know about Amy Klobuchar. But she's a moderate centrist who physically assaulted staff with office equipment and I love her more and more every day. I think it's such a feminist gesture to support a woman who acts like a Man. The clothes clothes trotters. Yeah but she's a centrist. I mean you know a lot of people here who are not monsters will vote for any of the Democrats. I think there's a larger conversation about people being radicalized online to vote against their own self interests which I think a lot of the Bernier bus people do. I can't even talk about them online. Is I'll get attacked. I mean you get that yeah totally. Yeah I mean I think the way I think Bernie and Corbin are different but I do think the way that the media talks about is incredibly similar or the tactics used which is to fracture the left beyond the point of disrepair and the rights of surges ahead with United on the things that they don't like Don Juan and this is just like left wing people just repeatedly punching themselves in the face over and over again. I mean Andrew. Yang's out of the race. Now so there's no young gang anymore. How do you feel about Andrew? Young and Well I'll be followed his candidacy hugely closer. We seem to describe the Asian Math Guy. I don't know if he's gunning for a role in the in the simpsons if You know now Hari Kondabolu. His campaign of destruction has led to To the marginalization of Abu. Are you happy now? Hari listening to this intrigued by what he said when he announced his His departure from the race while we did not win this election. We're just getting started this. This is the beginning. This movement is the future of American politics and the optimism in that but I think the future of American politics is frankly people being absolute auto each other from now until the end of time because it clearly was. Yeah there. There's something interesting about one thing we've learned from trump. It's never apologized. Just fake it till you make it like every single person's concession speech in Iowa for example was like we want how we are now. It's just if you just keep saying that people will just believe you. I won the Edinburgh Fringe Award by the way that man I won Iowa I WanNa Iowa Caucus Judge to Oh yes so tell us a bit more about PD. Well he he used to work as an infectious disease. Biologists in a lab and he created growing virus to wipe out the competition. That's not a conspiracy theory. That's actually a really the only way he's going to rise to the top if he just biologically engineers everyone out of the race. I just need to know who Nicholas Cage is going to support now Andrew. Young's out the race. Because he was he was all in for young he was fully young. I kind of like the young gang. I thought those guys were I mean. I. I'm wondering they'll go to now if they'll go to like Bernie are Warren. That's a question. Yeah do you want to say he? Women are pick a lane and Yang Yang advantage against having a surname. It lends itself to to a rhyme like that because some of that skill mclovin struggle clubby. Yes it's you need some pithy marketing like some red. Hat's maybe with make math. Great again on them picks back in the White House which I know is very exciting for everyone who picks perfectly alliterate it she does. She's on the Cheer Squad and she's the one that secretly sabotages teammates by Greece in the gym floor. She's called hope but deep down. We know she's heather is very interesting that she's come back at will not that she's come back the timing of her return because she initially quit didn't she under the scrutiny of law enforcement and admitting to the fact that she told white lies. Which is you know. Racist lives trump. I don't know that's the perfect phrase for it. Yeah I told white lies but this kind of after the acquittal. I feel like this is. This is a renewed sense of confidence or arrogance or something to bring her back into the fold at this point in the timing is quite interesting hope Hicks also according to some historians one word summaries of what the last two presidents of the USA represent British Politics News on there has been a cabinet reshuffle. Hate Boris Johnson. The prime minister by those words just still don't sound Roy and I don't think they'll stand Roy in fifty or one hundred years time either. Had A cabinet reshuffle which unexpectedly his Exchequer Jehovah's resigned stroke while sacked. A did he jump was he pushed he pushed and then pretended he was. Jumping was Essentially how it went and it's interesting though I mean. It seems kind of chaotic and his own seems to be a fairly naked power. Grab by Boris. Johnson's insurance. See the politics of it. Because Theresa may filed a general election two thousand seventeen with a strong and stable message and Boris Johnson for weakness and instability to try and shore up his His new powerbase at Saudi Javid was the shortest spell as chancellor the Exchequer for fifty years and the shortest without having unexpectedly died since way way book before that. And we now have a new chancellor richie sooner who has less than a month to suddenly hack. An entire budget together. It's good to have a deadline. Also sacked Julian Smith in Northern Ireland Secretary who had won widespread praise from well from all across Ireland all across the UK for managing to get the dispute of parties talk in Northern Ireland Assembly. Back up and running and he was therefore sacked by most most he'd been raging success and therefore he simply had to go such as politics. These days the best thing you can do your career as shut up and do a shit job. I always think of these cabinet. Reshuffles is less cabinet reshuffles more sideboard full of Shit did did. Javid even get to hold the red briefcase or no. I'm not sure not 'cause that's gotta be guessing because I just go into politics fours and those just gloriously old school about holding up a battered old red briefcase. Yeah full of plans to destroy the poor inside the hope. Crushing machine papers inside is just a very high tech okc Russia and why why is Michael Gov still described as defacto Deputy Prime Minister Michael? One hundred percent that dude that promises to look after your girlfriend washed away and then tries to slip the tongue and get slapped auto. That's that's just that's who he comes across us to me. And obviously he's been he's been talking about Brexit and border checks. I don't know if you've seen this andy. But brexit is going to smoothly as Jeff. Norcal promised it would house was thinking that fo- Joe's like the type of guy that you have sex and he's like I'm not gonNA come pull out totally works and then he comes inside you but I didn't like that analogy is anything about Boris Johnson and less family family. She'll so some Michael go has been saying border. Check Sir inevitable now which I mean. I suppose the upside is that we don't have to hear him. Repeating the phrase friction this trade over and over like some kind of grotesque safe word. That's what the government is confirmed that we check on food and goods of animal origin as well as customs declarations on imports and exports at the border. So it's basically they said that wouldn't affect that wouldn't be a problem at borders for trade and everything else. And now it's slowly unraveling. Well the thing is we. We can't judge it yet. Tiff moved got. We've got to let it play out for two three hundred years before we make these snap judgments whether or not a good idea. I was comforted by the fact that when Theresa May. I don't know if you remember who she was but when she just the fact that she was diabetic. I felt like was you know. Cool TO HAVE SOMEBODY. Who Rely on insulin. That's like not made in the UK to kind of be in charge of that brexit decision. And now it's just like I don't know how serious question though if you need insulin or something not made in the UK to survive. How are people doing? How are people with diabetes? Doing OVER THERE. I guess well is too weak to tell us. Purchase the nut the natural sweet sugar of freedom. That's that's all we need. What we're going to have to do for diabetics is what they do for bees in the summer which is just leave a little bowl of sugared water outside outside your house. I thought he went off to them with tennis. Rackets shouting getaway from my kill them. We're cell phones drown them in Coleslaw I mean it's what they're saying. Now is that Boris Johnson is wanting to pursue an Australian style. Deal which means no deal because Australia don't have a free trade deal with the EU alight. Everything on fire. Yeah I mean he and what it says ultimately that the Brexit is a political decision not an economic one and the economic cost. Even a significant one doesn't matter because of the mantra taking back control and I think if Boris wanted to take back control we should just go pear spying slug everyone else. How do you know he doesn't have admit? Yeah so I mean we go put these border checks and stuff in place but it's not going to be done by the end of the year and so I feel like this is just going to be a shit storm is I was saying that in January. That's peak import season for things. Fresh fruit and vegetables vegetables and customers are really going to problems on supermarket shelves unless the infrastructure is put in place. But I mean God knows how long this going to take well. He called bring practicality into it now if this was not a vote that had practicality at its heart and it would be hypocritical. Now if I having promised Kale's from both sides then if that is denied us right so we should we should. We should expect fights at the borders with fruits and vegetables. Involved fee fights Jordan manifest. I'm pretty sure I'm no one reads manifestos. It could easily paid in a manifesto in article fifty as I'll section about freed fights Valentine's Day break up news now and well since it's Valentine's a bugle. We're going to do a story on breakup. A researcher in Canada has apparently found a way of editing. Your memories using therapy and Beta blocker drugs to take the sting out of breakup. Now I mean this is really. The kind of science can fully get behind particularly here in Britain. Where we need this. We need this therapy and Betablockers for at least sixty million people plus more we were able to vote just pump into the water system like they do with flooring for those guys really need more mad to repress your emotion well I mean that's a two way with becoming. We're looking to America's art touchdown and inspiration for this post Brexit new Britain and to be honest if we are not all absolutely dependent on expensive medication within fifty s brexit will have been a failure. Therapy and Beta blockers is fancy modern. Talk for two bottles of cheap whiskey. Promotional blast on a Karaoke machine shouting traffic on the way home about how you never loved him anyway before trying to make out with a postbox so it's this could this could change the way humans behave if you have pain. Free breakup well. The research suggests in this story about seventy percent of patients found relief with a few sessions of reconsolidation therapy. Which I like. It's cold that. Take all of your pain and hurt over a lifetime and consolidate it. Twelve easy monthly payments sort of reading into it sounds like NLP neuro linguistic programming with the drug addition on the side and he says memories in their new The neutral factual elements saved in the brains hippocampus. Yeah I said that correctly but the emotional tone of the memories. Save somewhere else so it says imagine. You're shooting a movie in the old fashioned way. You have the image and the sound and they're in two separate channels when a person relives that traumatic memory. They experienced both channels and then pro Hose this propane. No Lo pro pinola dude at helps target one channel. The emotional aspect of memory inhibiting reconsolidation and suppressing the pain. So actually drug going in to minimize the pain and the PTSD of the experience. And I'm not saying lightly they use it throughout the article. Yes I guess in terms of. I have a great deal of experience with breakup. Being with my my my wife since I was worth twenty twenty one twenty twenty two but if you can take of all of this magic drug to to break up shortly that I mean that's going to smooth things over. Isn't it a bunch of flowers just to evolve the special Beta Blocker Bingo? What are the side effects? Forgetting your mom's name. Of course there are other ways. Kindness carry them. I don't know I like feeling. I like the heartbreak. That comes the break-up you kind of lose ten pounds. Never looked better. Your comedy gets funnier. I wouldn't give that up for the world because there are other alternatives to And to what to do with the break-up eight never mentioned it. Pretend it never happened. That's how we in Britain tend to deal with any split whether it's a relationship or the empire option B. U. Hara Double Ganger of your lost beloved and pay them a retainer for the rest of your natural life See OPTION C. You record seminal album about it or option. D YOU Commissioner Taj Mahal. Admittedly that was a non voluntary break-up when she ran off with Mr g repo can also sleep with their best friend. There's so many things you can do to get over her break up. I would like this drug to remove the memory of a guy. One St years ago he would have reset jazz when Nice like a bit from the Fox show if I could just have that forever removed from my memory. That would be very happy. Just just selective so you need. You need to be honed down so just removed selective parts of relationships. Yes Yeah Yeah just the bits that I find very annoying into this in a relationship. Let's this could all divorce lawyers relationships. You're still in just drug yourself you had. I think the problem is is that I don't know how many men want this because I think women have better memories. We like remember more stuff loads more staff whereas all men have selective memories. I'm not sure which one is by sea to retain information from every argument. I've ever had with Martha half and then I will bring up at the perfect moment to destroy him. I'm quite lucky in that that because I I basically had no memory left by the time I got together with my wife and it was just ask. My brain was absolutely full of sports trivia by that point so I can remember basically anything. That's happening relationship. And it's proved extremely happy and fruitful. Did you shout out quick at Thames during the wedding ceremony? Please tell me you didn't do that. Shout out loud but certainly singing them on the inside aliens talking to US news now and some very exciting news Astronomers have found radio signals from half a billion light years away. this Tiff YAW INTERGALACTIC communications correspondent Bring us up to date with the aliens trying to say to us. Well mysterious radio signal from spaces repeating every sixteen days and I think it's my mom telling my dad. Put The toilet seat down afterwards Idaho. I'm trying to think of things that repeat themselves constantly. The best originated from Galaxy. Five hundred million light years away probably not alliens. Mit said in a statement. But I'm excited about it. Andy excited because at this point. Aren't we hoping intergalactic intervention? I think we should welcome. It is the most likely solution to the climate crisis. I think certainly relief from from from. Brexit Corona failed in each one pays. Morgan also in America. I am an alien of extraordinary ability. So I think you're right. They'll take me as one of their own half a billion light years away and I mean also radio like who listen to radio these days. Surely surely it's all about the podcast now and if you're listening to radio call for a billion years ago. What are they like? To many pattern this thing blasting too many podcasts. At the PODCAST. What if you put another half billion years of evolution from the beginning of Radio? Then I imagined by now. They've evolved the podcast genre so far that they can now describe investigate and solve all the crimes ever committed in history and then producer into one high pitched tone lost half a second and that will be the logical end of all podcasting. And I want them to invite Andy. Cost or no podcast. That's what I want to happen like how you think they're already not here. Only explanation for the past three years is that the aliens have landed and that they all support trump. I don't know if you've seen the movie. They live a half yet. What we're dealing. Yeah I'm need to start taking. I need to start taking sunglasses off. Or is it putting them on so I can see who the audience all in the mind? Okay I would like some Kardashians taken out by Kardashians. I would like a little green man. Making trump is is in his wherever and I won't Boris Johnson levitating and being drained by Tripod on Andy. And I want it now. Well that brings us towards the end of this Valentine's Day Bugling already talked about the real sin Valentine we think. It was Valentine's Today is a third century. Roman modern professional saint to dabbled in low-grade poetry specimen for Crowbar in rhymes into half-baked. Ditties DO frankly anything to get underneath a nuns whipple and certain publications such as the Bugle have over the years disseminated false information on Valentine's but we can't tell you having actually checks online now. There are some facts about him. He reputedly left a note to daughter of his jailer. On the day of his execution in the third century ad or the day of your execution. You're still try. That's impressive. Isn't it still turn a woo as you face? Nobody can stop thinking about it for a second. I guess did anyone else get Valentine's card from their parents. Just just wanted to ask well this year or in general in the past just just generally in the past now. I never did actually but from a very British family we we. We keep all our emotions under wraps even the fake was. My mom sent me one and she put happy. Valentine's love question mark and the next brackets. Mom was that without her website and she's not sure if she's your real mother. Maybe how about that? I'm going to spiral into an exercise to crisis. Now brings us to the end of this week's this week's bugle. Thank you very much for listening. Jenner thanks very much for joining me from from Los Angeles. Thank you for having us. I'm Dandy there has been a roach there has been. You have to say the anonymously there has been a rock is a chronic be described as awkward delay on the line for this episode so for new standing producer Harriet. Well be that entertaining. Stop we will be off next week. I am on holiday. They will be a sub bugle featuring an episode of Lost Post and some classic Bugle archival material than we`ll. We'll be back in a fortnight. Thanks for until next arm.

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625 - How to Insure Jewelry and Expensive Valentine's Day Gifts

Money Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips for a Richer Life

21:09 min | 1 year ago

625 - How to Insure Jewelry and Expensive Valentine's Day Gifts

"If you enjoy money girl you might WANNA check out the podcast get money get money is a podcast developed specifically for young creative people who want to get at their finances in order and how fun along the way it's funny it's got great music and it's full of different voices and exciting segments and each episode will leave. Leave you with helpful tips. You can share with your friends. Get money is an original production from AK studios and gilded audio and it's available now. Wherever are you get your podcasts? Hello friends and welcome back to the money girl. PODCAST CAST. I'm Laura Adams your host and Personal Finance Author Speaker and consumer advocate WHO's been producing this show since two thousand eight. I've got a great show so for you today. We have Valentine's Day coming up. But even if you're not into Valentine's Day this show is going to help you understand what to do with your valuables expensive gifts that you might be giving or receiving no matter what the holiday is so stick with me if you're interested in learning how to protect checked your valuables whether you're giving your sweetheart a gorgeous diamond engagement ring for Valentine's Day or your the one who gets to wear the the blame you can't forget about protecting it with insurance and I know that looping in your insurance agent may not seem very romantic. It may not seem like a necessary part of this whole process. But I'm gonNA tell you. It can really prevent a lot of heartaches if that expensive piece of jewelry gets damaged lost or stolen and this really applies to anything expensive. It doesn't have to be an engagement ring. It could be a watch. It could be an expensive piece of artwork. Anything that you're giving with significant value and in the show will also talk about how to protect valuables that you already already have. It doesn't have to be about something new that you're giving or receiving you'll find the notes for the show and the complete archival podcasts. Over in the money girl section a quick and dirty tips dot com. This is episode number six hundred twenty five how to ensure jewelry expensive Valentine's Day gifts all right. So here's the detail. On seven tips that will cover for insuring. Your most beloved belongings number one get insured assured before you buy it. This might seem counterintuitive. But anytime you're thinking about making a big purchase. Such as expensive jewelry watches watches electronics. Even vehicles or homes. You GotTa make sure that you have a plan to ensure it think about how devastated you'd be if you bought a diamond a pair of earrings for your sweetheart. And then they got lost or stolen. I mean I am sweating just thinking about it before you buy something valuable. I'll be sure to communicate with your existing home or renters insurance company. Find out if you need additional coverage because it's likely clearly that you do in just a moment I'll give you some recommendations if you don't already have a homeowner's or renter's insurance policy but if you what do already have one of those policies it's likely that you have a little bit of coverage but not enough so we'll we'll talk more about that bottom line you need to let your insurer. There were no what you're planning to buy and how much it costs and maybe you're still negotiating on price you're buying secondhand item with an unknown value value. You just have to start with the best estimate that you have all right so the first hip is you've got to get insurance before you buy and walk out of the store with something valuable valuable in your pocket tip number to get a certified appraisal. If the value of your Valentine's Day jewelry is over a certain the amount your insurer will ask you to submit an appraisal now. The appraisal is going to need to come from a gemologist and needs to be certified defied because that is somebody who uses a variety of specialized tools and their expertise to identify in value gems. It's not something that just anybody can do. Do an appraisal includes photos of your item and an estimated value. Your insurance needs that certified appraisal to know precisely what they're ensuring during the document also protects you in case you need to make a claim you wanna have full documentation of that missing or stolen. Item is the retailer Taylor who sells you. A new piece of jewelry may provide you with an appraisal however and ensure may want an independent appraisal to verify the value. Now you they may be concerned that the retailer is escalating the value if you purchase heirloom or estate jewelry it may not come with an appraisal zone even if it does. If it's old an insurer may want a more updated one. Typically you want an appraisal. That's no more than three years old. You can find in an appraiser by getting recommendations or doing some research online. The cost varies depending on. How intricate the item is and how long the work may take for instance an antique ring with many stones and old fashioned? Jim Cuts it's GonNa take longer to analyze than a brand new diamond solitaire and I recently recently had several of my rings and necklaces appraised and so I went through this whole process because I wanted to make sure ahead updated appraisals and the pieces pieces that had the more gems in them cost the most for a relatively simple piece. The appraisal may cost in the range of one hundred fifty to two hundred fifty dollars. But the airline pieces that I had One of them I think was a little over five hundred dollars to appraise So you know it's going to depend on on the complexity of the item and it could take gemologist several weeks to complete your appraisal. They need to have the item in their possession the entire time. I'm so don't wait until the last minute to find out what's required to get a Valentine's Day gift insured and if you haven't already made plans for An appraisal I would say just do it. You know as soon as you can also note that you can't ensure the sentimental value of any item while you're great grandmother's wedding ring or a necklace from your Valentine might be priceless to you. Insurers will only pay you the appraised or actual value tip number three. Don't assume you already have coverage if you assume that she already got coverage for a lavish Valentine's Day gift gift simply because you've got homeowners insurance that's going to be a big mistake. The amount of insurance on your home is different. The amount of coverage for or your personal belongings most standard home and Renter's policies do include coverage for personal items so your jewelry furniture art at work but many categories of belongings come with coverage limits or caps and. Many people. Don't know this. They're not aware that things he's like jewelry. Watches and furs typically have a pretty low insurance cab could be a thousand dollars or two thousand dollars if you're a big spender that it could be a fraction of the cost of your gift. So for example if you buy an engagement ring that's worth four thousand dollars and your homeowners renters. There's policy only covers a thousand dollars. You'RE GONNA come up three thousand dollars short of replacing it. Plus that cap applies to an entire higher claim not per item. So if you have multiple pieces of jewelry stolen you would only receive up to the policy limit so even if you had twenty twenty three thousand dollars worth of jewelry furs watches stolen. She'd only get a thousand dollars so that's not going to be enough other types of personal belongings that also come with insurance cap. Include silverware computers firearms musical instruments collectibles and antiques. Wchs stay with me. I'm going to tell you how to make sure those expensive items are adequately covered. So that's tip number four. Get an insurance. Grant's writer if your existing homeowners or renters insurance doesn't have a jewelry limit. That's high enough to cover your posh purchase for Valentine's stay one solution is to schedule it so scheduling. It isn't insurance jargon that simply means that you add more detail to your existing existing insurance policy about an item or multiple items. You're going to also hear this. Called a writer afloat or even an endorsement to your policy. They're pretty much all mean the same thing but one benefit of scheduling an item or having a writer for something like jewelry is that you're you're covered for all types of losses for instance. Let's say you accidentally lose a wedding ring while you're swimming in the Caribbean Ocean. On your honeymoon you you would be covered up to your limit. That's not the case when your valuables are covered by a standard home renter's policy so if you're just counting on let's say that thousands cap and you don't have a schedule on that piece of jewelry. You typically only have coverage for specific events such as loss from a fire or theft left so in. That ring comes off in the ocean you would not have coverage for it. Also forget that you must pay a deductible when you make a claim. So let's say you've you've got a five hundred dollar deductible on your homeowner's or renter's policy and you got jewelry cap of a thousand that means that you've got to pay five hundred dollars. There's out of pocket so the most that you'd actually receive from claim would be five hundred dollars. But here's the good news when you have a scheduled. AH jeweled item. It does not require you to pay a deductible. That's a big deal so that means you would not have to pay any amount out of pocket replace Jason. Valentine's Day gift they gets lost or disappears. Mysteriously yes having a writer or a schedule on your policy increases your premium premium. But it's usually worth it. The cost might just be five dollars up to fifteen dollars. Her One thousand dollars of insured value so engagement ring. That's worth six thousand dollars could mean paying an additional thirty dollars maybe up to ninety dollars per year on your homeowner's or your renter's insurance premium. 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You won't want to miss fine. Modern Mentor at Quick and dirty tips dot com. Or wherever you listen tip number five is get a standalone policy so this is another option for ensuring a precious gift just getting standalone policy. This is completely separate insurance. That's just for the item. It's not an add add on to an existing home or renters insurance policy most insurers offer of valuable articles policy for specific items like jewelry watches watches furs collectibles and antiques. Whether you own or rent your home you will pay less for an insurance writer or for scheduling and then you would for a valuable articles insurance policy. So that's what I'm going to recommend that you do you schedule it. Instead of getting a standalone policy. The only exception would be if you've got lots of expensive items to ensure in that case having a standalone policy just for those valuables ables might be worth it so you need to shop and compare both options. If you do have a collection of valuables most homeowners have insurance right. 'cause ear lenders going to require that but unfortunately many renters avoid getting renter's insurance. This is a problem and something not really want you guys to pay attention to if you are a renter. Do not think that you don't need renters insurance a lot of people mistakenly Over estimate the cost of Renter's insurance. They think it's going to be a really big hassle to get it. It is surprisingly in expensive. The average price of a renter's I policy is just one hundred eighty five dollars per year per month per year. So if you rent you need to get renter's insurance first first and then schedule and expensive item on that policy. That's going to be the most affordable way all of the coverages that I've mentioned protect your valuables at home or away from your home. You have what is called off premises coverage for both home insurance and Renter's insurance it kicks in when an item is. Let's say stolen from your car or it's damaged while you're traveling a lot of people don't realize that that your belongings are actually covered covered anywhere in the world. Additionally home and Renter's insurance gives you liability coverage worldwide. So that means. If you get involved in a lawsuit lawsuit you've got coverage home and Renter's policies also pay what's called additional living expenses. That is the cost of staying in hotel and buying meals out. If you can't live in your home or your apartment while repairs are being made after a covered event like a natural disaster aster so again your homeowner's policy. Your renters policy gives you really broad protection. I think it's broader than many people realize is the bottom line. Is that if you rent and you don't have insurance you're putting your finances at risk. Take a few minutes to shop and compare quotes. There are lots of great places that you can shop. Bankrate.com is one policy. GENIUS DOT COM is one but no matter your situation. You can always opt to ensure a Valentine's Day gift with a standalone policy. Tim Number Sex gift. Recipients are responsible for insurance many people are confused about who needs to buy insurance for a gift is that the giver or the recipient. Well it depends on who actually has the item If you buy a gift to give UNITA have it insured while it's in your possession you know it could be stolen. It could be lost could be damaged the moment that you walk out of the store with it so you need to have insurance while you actually physically have that item but once you give a gift away that lucky recipient now and they must ensure it if you have a receipt and appraisal pass that along so the new owner has what they need to get proper insurance and if you're married or you live together and you've got the same home policy or the same renter's insurance policy you don't have to take any the extra steps once you give a gift to somebody if you're on the same policy you're both insured but if you and your Valentine have different households. The person in who wears and enjoys the gift must make sure that it's ensured are eight in our last tip number seven. Keep an up to date home inventory if you have home or renters insurance but you don't have a list of all of your personal belongings. It could be a real challenge to claim a loss. Imagine that you come home and your apartment or your home was completely destroyed in a fire. Would you remember every item. I don't think I would. So if you don't have a home inventory you need to create one and add your Valentine's Day gift to the list at the least have pictures or video. Oh of your belongings that you store in the cloud you can simply use your smartphone to take video of each room going each closet each cabinet each drawer war really getting photos. Clear photos of all of your valuables is important and ideally. You'll have this in a list where you would list out. The kind of categories rays of items the total value descriptions of X.. More expensive items. So you know start with video and then maybe work up to having a detailed list I while losing precious items could be incredibly devastating. The more documentation you have the easier it will be to provide. I proof that you owned that item and to make an insurance claim so if you are giving or you end up receiving a cherished gift this Valentine's Valentine's Day congrats now make priority to protect it. I hope this show is giving you some tips for how to safeguard your most most prized possessions. Many people overlook these and end up. Mary sorry that they did not have the insurance that they need. Once something happens. Don't want something happens. It's too late and before I let you go. I want to mention that I am still continuing my promotion on my best selling online class called. Get Out of debt fast approving plan to stay debt free forever if you are interested in taking more control of your finances and you're dead. Had I would love for you to join the super affordable class. The whole class is designed to help you come away with a clear debt reduction plan that plan. Dan is going to allow you to eliminate credit cards student. 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Episode 55: Acquisitions / CCT Lawsuit - The Lighting Industry News Brief February 8th

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16:39 min | 4 months ago

Episode 55: Acquisitions / CCT Lawsuit - The Lighting Industry News Brief February 8th

"Hello it's monday. February eighth twenty twenty one and that means two things book your table or takeout for valentine's day right now and you'll look like a hero and it's time for the lighting industry news brief brought to you by keystone technologies and their ex fit area lights. These are energy saving. Led's modern low profile designs. Three housings with mounting optic consent sensor options all across the board plenty of controllability zero to ten volt dimming right included twist lock receptacles dusted on. Photocells are available and motion sensors very easy to install. Check these out at the link in description. Thank you very much into the news dale. Dlc has named its new. Advisory industry advisory committee members visa and eighteen member body. And they're set for the next year the u. l. t. is the latest to join the certified warranty program queen elizabeth. Her price has honored five co creators of the of led lighting not that they were teammates each patent built on each other. Nick holonyak george crawford russell duprey summer sacking suji. Nakamura have all been offered a trophy and a catch pride cash prize. Emc has acquired l. Seventy this is a leading and controls. Solar buying a specialty manufacturer scherer get groupon leading episode one. Seventy three with spencer miles. You can watch that talking about well. Number of topics in lighting right now. Nasa has signed a new general has signed general building products as a leading supplier as part of a new contract. Lpg has partnered with savant cevantes for operation software and distribution wreck cell has acquired westcoast canadian utility distribution business. This is part of their annexed merger into lighting Their kofi did A respirator has passed approval with the nhs topaz has a new disparate distribution center in monroe township. It's two hundred square foot facility. The guardian angel bus lamp which was the first school bus lighting technology. That pointed at people leaving the bus. Not just the butts of self is part of the smithsonian's story of twenty twenty a starbucks a startup associated with harvard. Labs is printing affordable light lenses these lower half as much to make the next best alternative link labs is income depot oversee ct products consumer groups are seeking to settle a million dollars in missing bulbs Demanding refunds from southern california edison's mismatched mismanaged upstream leading program. Legrand is being sued over. A cold war wireless communications tool this has to do with Thirty one suits from castle mourn related to it tripoli's eight. Oh two eleven b. And tripoli's eight eleven g protocols a judge is upholding third a three million dollar ruling against zeh zhang changli. This is a case against these sang. Lead owner acuity can't certify its investor class this has to do with an allegation of misleading statements on its financial health last year in webinars Registration registration is open. an lbs farm on. You've you can watch that right now. I will be presenting an webinar on quality at lourdes. Outdoor lighting on the eighteenth and you can sign up for arc light right now early bird. Registration is open Bill brown will be resenting representing wall wire custom guards from now on bella. Mccoy will be partnering with deco in houston. Light line is partnering with istat instance catch on cisco is partnering with the essay and max late has named four agents in the eastern us and canada in market predictions p away. The po eat device market will grow by two percent of the next six years. Hospital lighting will grow by six by the end of the year deep. Uv has a boom coming. There's thirty billion dollars. In growth. In general lighting market you have eighty percent of architectural led will be sold across the commercials actor by twenty thirty one. Smart lighting will grow past twenty three billion dollars market value for the next four years and military lighting is set to grow by five percent in the next three an recommended reading. Let's examine the chroma gate and recommended reading in recommended reading. We can examine chroma beams role in the sporting event that shall not be named cork stars optics at the kindle museum and education ministers response to uvc and their hesitation how industrial vision differs from the brain. Why electrical contractors should learn smart controls lighting solutions for a post pandemic world a profile on human centric lighting for the near future sarah sin on reaping the benefits of diversity in her field of leading zayn a review of second sons. 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The Paul finebaum show podcast is brought to you by capital. One capital. One is reimagining banking offering account with no fees or minimums that can be opened in only five minutes Capital One. What's in your wallet, Capital One and a? Cried passion than patterns re of college. Football leaves Keer. The is the Paul finebaum show. Best of podcast. Well, hello. Yeah. I heard Valentine's Day, happy Valentine's Day to you. And you flowers will be arriving any moment. Now, how is everybody doing on this very special day? It is February fourteenth. And do we have a lot to do today? Let's get started right now. The new FBI rankings are out. Look like the old F B I rankings. Clemson once again at the top, I well, we'll we'll talk about some of the bottom feeders in the top twenty five you got Missouri making an entrance can't go to a bowl game. But there's still number twenty. How about South Carolina? They went to a ballgame. Lascher didn't go very, well, Mr. be states in their Tennessee fifteen. Texas am and eleven Auburn nine to get ready for some messy schools, Florida eight LSU four Georgia three Alabama to how many SEC schools do. I count there. A lot. We'll tell you in cod. Grantham. Is sticking with the Gators. He thought about going to the Bengals. Then he got some help or an intervention and decided not to they were pretty good last year. He is a much travelled defensive coordinator. He'll take off his shoes at least for another year. He's sticking with Dan Mullen. Meanwhile, Tennessee is supporting ex star Tony White who faces a very serious fight is the fight of his life. And we'll have that story for you later on. New on the hardwood. They did it again last night. But leave it to Rick Barnes, not to be happy. You'll be happy Saturday night. If the cats can address their three point defense and beat Kentucky in Rupp that certainly the biggest game of the week in college basketball. We'll talk about a lot more tomorrow as we get ready for the weekend. But tonight we ever showed a do. So we'll also share your Valentine's wishes always a special day of the program. We have so many callers that we feel close to and we'll we'll share all of that with you on the program this afternoon again the phone number's eight five five two four two seven two eight five let's get going and how about Dr starting us off in the Commonwealth. Hey, doris. Happy Valentine's Day, happy Valentine's Day to you. Thanks for hearing me out. I just wanna make a couple of comments. I of ESPN really over hyping this UK Tennessee game in Rupp arena. Why are they over hyping? It's a big game. Well, as UK San this is Tennessee sheer. No, you're already waving the white flag. Yes. I am. Okay. I'm not gonna watch the game. Because I don't wanna see my. Kentucky. Wildcats lose by nineteen twenty five points, and we're up arena kinda fan. Are you? If you're if you're already giving up before the game. Well, you're terrible. I can't stand this appointment. The Tennessee broadcasting then Tennessee players on retool. They play like mature players. It may speak like mature players and poor little UK. Wildcats look like skinny little waist up next to the Tennessee players. And I know. Waving the white flag. Say Tennessee goes up against Duke, and the NC double A. I hope Tennessee beat the snot out of thinking about. Yeah. So I I don't I can assure you, there's plenty of snuck in to beat out of Duke fair is your sure they're snotty bunch. They're snotty snow too little bunch. They really want. I want to say one more thing to out. Yep. Was going on with the wealth arena crowd. Here's the night. Was there a snowstorm was there? I was. Snow at all what why was the crowd? So late in getting in in a rising. I tell you what Darcy I don't know the answer to that. So I will see if I can find out. Let's go to George our old, buddy. And Harlin Kentucky Hilo, George. Hey you doing though, we are doing great. I happy Valentine's. Thank you and here. Now, my Janos I see you wanted. I finally, you know, he was here when I get to see you win. To getting married when are you two getting married? I don't know. We really haven't said that yet. Okay. So so you got engaged that would that would mean your. She's your fiance. Okay. Yeah. How long have you been? How long have you been engaged? I weighed being he's about here's for how long about a year. Okay. This is not lead on those Friday. Let me give you one. Yeah. I'm I'm from on. George. Let me can I talk you out of it. Now now. You and your wife. Hello. I hope I have relates to remind we've been married awhile. Yeah. It's my it's my first my last my own my everything. Yeah. Yeah. I know in these he is on. But he of to say how oh this is your fiance on the phone here how happy Valentine's Day. Hey there. How are you? So I know hope you didn't hear me talking to to George about you guys getting married. I'll get to watch it after the recording. Okay. Okay. So tell me this you've been engaged for a year. That is is about right. Yeah. How long have you two known each other? How long have you two known each other about Alvar laugh, Julie? So I and again, we'll make this a theme or the show because it is we only get Valentine's Day once a year is this a special day. Or is this another day? Now, it is a special day. So what what I mean do you exchange candy or or what? Yeah. And what? Yeah, they leather Speth. Are you doing now? Now now now now now. Hold on a second. I got kids watching. So I don't know if I if I should follow that up. I ask him about that other stuff. Fanta. If a good day, we like Valentine's Day. Okay. So what is your what is your what is your name gamy? Jane, jamie. Cooper. What was that George caper? Johnny caper. Jamie cooper. Do you know db now? I don't know. Now by. So ja-, Jamie Cooper, and George, and you know, I hope you'll invite me to the wedding. Real. I wait. We just make you personally one day that would really new fun. Yeah. I mean now, I hope you have a good Arum house. I tell you why Happy Valley will kale. John Maher me Allah Gaza show. Okay. Thank you very much. You guys have a great day. How about that too? Happy people on Valentine's Day too often on Valentine's Day, don't you get the other side of it? Get the unhappy people today, we're going to concentrate on the happy people. Who else is happy? I know there's this guy is happy. I know I know he's happy because his team won ten games last year nine or something like that mad is in San Antonio. What's up? That man like vice on something called, by the way. Oh, where did what was that? He told me that internet dating a took your vice in the fall. Well, I'm glad I didn't like where you were going with this internet, dating, Matt. I thought it down. You know, what I'm just going to do different Wayne. You know, my good friend. Paul was right only get it down. I didn't grow up in the internet dating era. And I'm sure there are some people who could not be happier having. Frank kept telling me don't do that. You only do that. But I didn't like we're this was going. I was getting some bad vibes about you. And your writing that you my best friend necking kind of the year. Now is gonna take your vice for that. Now. I mean there which site we know maybe I shouldn't ask you what site you were using. I twenty three one. Maybe the problem. It's the free. It's the free dating sites. When you pay to go on these dating sites is there some security. There is. But honestly, every time I go on them. All they do ask me for money half, the time it, really. I'm not sure that's hard for me to grab my arms around going on on a on a dating website in the morning, something in return. That's that's that's that's a new one on me. But I tell you what Matt we'll figure this thing out. Don't don't rush into it. You're still a young man. I'm not gonna rush just focused on me right now. I yeah. Me myself. And I. Okay. Well, I want to ask you about Valentine's Day them. No, I met you Valentine's Day. I got no problems Valentine's Day. Are you get my mom's on Valentine's Day? We hear nice guy. Like, my mom raised me to be. Well, be always be good to your mom. But I wanted to talk to you about how you doing texting his team's going to do with the rest of their games this year. You think they can win them Paul? Well, I think right now they have some. They have some openings because. To me. I mean, there are some teams going in the wrong direction like Auburn ole miss going in the right direction. Yeah. Watch the highlights. No loss for Auburn last night. But, but I am I I have to have to double check their schedule. But but I think am is they need a fast fan. Hey, Matt, listen, great to have you on be careful with those dating sites. Listening to Paul finebaum show podcast four daddy and Knoxville, Tennessee, happy Valentine's Day, Paul. Let me tell you roses are red violets your ugly. My Volvo is going to sweep Kentucky so vowel nation breakout. The, but now Paul you said that you don't think doors is Representative Kentucky's fans, but I've been on a lot of their websites and trust me secretly don't have a lot of confidence right now. But I am surprised woman calling on your show wave the why play, but I honestly obvious going to be a good game. And if Tennessee don't defend the three Paul and everybody, there's play instance. Just shooting unbelievably from freeport ranks. Can if Kentucky I'm gonna say this have Kentucky mates eight or more three point shots. Paul. I think that win the game. What do you think? Yeah. Listen, I'm I just wanted to watch the game. I'm to me. It's you know. I don't think it's a B O Endo game. I to me it's a great opportunity for for for Tennessee to to let a few other people know who they are. They are kind of the. Deride ni Dangerfield so to speak of of of the number one position. But but I, but I I don't. T Tennessee season is going to be determined by the NCWA tournament. Not by this game. It's a terminent. It's tournament sport. That's a truth. And the fact is it Tennessee were sweet Kentucky like we did last year. We run into them again SEC tournament and poets like the law grabbing it is hard to be good team three times. And who knows maybe play them for a and you said there about Rodney Dangerfield deep gap there. We had a good win against Zagayev number one in the country. And I promise you I won't be surprised if August in the final four the power them get ready to go here. Have you got you lady L fix the Paul prevented? Con- stay where you got. Oh, yeah. I. Oh, yeah. I I've got I've got I've got everything lined up you better behavior. Why the white the white limousine the roses? I believe it. I know how you are your romantic. To your lady and say takes me at one of her doctor friends, Paul a fine, southern gentleman. They only one rule though. She's got to be a ten a ten. I see is what I'm saying Paul ten. Yeah. Did you get that too? Are you are you telling me, you're single Zach? Hi, how you single? Yeah. I got out of a horrible horrible marriage, Paul. And I'm not even joking. That's not a joke. And I I'm thinking about getting back in it. And I look at you got a lot of guys shooter. Go there such a thing as a good marriage. Yes. They are the boys in the booth. Are are they married? Well, let me let me Danny in John. I don't think John's play in the field. He's on John Johnson. Johnson a different nightclub every night. I sent him on farmers only dot com. I mean, you gotta do what you got. I think either one of those boys are married Christian mingle, actually. Yeah. I think Danny's pretty I think Daniels pretty well taken. Or would that be fair? I it'd be fair to say, yes, there's no rings, but pretty serious relationship family. John just made people's fifty most of the he didn't make that lesson. Come on guys. I have a Valentine not not here on the show actively looking for one. But you know, if Karen champion is watching maybe, you know, she can have to. My wing man, brother out. I mean, I'm sure that I can help you daddy. It's just a matter of is it is it worth it. I mean like what are you looking for? Daddy. Okay. We're gonna make this the theme of the show. We're going to try to help some people out. I mean, some people aren't helped are a has to be a Tennessee person. Right. Hey, I go. I had a divided house. She was from Kentucky. And that was a source married. Mary married at Vanderbilt graduate. Well, that's that's pretty smart though. That's what I'm saying. I'm polish his because of the chase here. How picky can this guy actually be? Oh now you research award. Well, what I was looking for good kind loving woman that screen goal balls at nearly eighty and at the Barnes arena. And by the way, Paul when Rick barn twins PVA longer Thompson. And it's the Barnes arena. Go vol's. It's going to be a great game great weekend. But boys helped the war daddy out beautiful lady. Wherever you are. You may be down the road or in a different state. But the ward at okay, we will find the war dead one good, Tennessee woman. And listen, I I lived there for a long time. It's there's plenty to go around. So the theme of the show is fine more daddy, a good, Tennessee woman. And I mean. You're listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. And on this day this day that so many people are searching for the right answers to make good judgment who better than the judgment. Dr almost said the love Dr Kent Smith Meyer. Joining us can't always great to have you back on the show. The words right out of my mouth is sitting here. Watching the first half hour your show and thinking about the things that John Hayes, and I were talking about maybe you and I talking about and I and I'm like, are you kidding? We have to talk about love and romance judgement. So they don't forget this football stuff. We got plenty of time. And I I wear John, and I've had the the great pleasure of being with your wife of many many years. It's it's what the you're. I know you're over a quarter of a century. How how many years are you married? Oh way over that. It'll be forty two. Okay. I was being benevolent. What's been the key for for you? And the MRs. Well, that's that's a heart. Honestly, Paul a very hard question to answer. And it's not a single answer probably recognizing. They're always ups and downs. Right. You're you're married guy. You've been married a long time. Sure. And I think I seriously think oftentimes people delude themselves about what a long term relationship is. You know, they get some imaginary picture in their head that. Is not reality. And then they surprise they get surprised when a reality shows up, and it's it's like, well, you know, what what did you expect? And you know, I think man run into the problem of imagining that the woman in front of them really is the woman of all their fantasies, whatever their fantasies are appropriate or an appropriate. And the woman may be great. But she's not going to live up to all those fantasies. That's just not realistic. The woman on the other hand imagined she can make that man become what she wants him to be That's not happening. You know what? And so between the two of them. Sometimes you can get a real real disconnect there. But unfortunately, for whatever all the reasons are you just don't see as many long marriages these days as we used to. Yeah. That's an interesting question. And I wonder listen, I'm I'm not gonna try to talk. I'm an expert. I mean between the two of us we've got a lot of consecutive years going in marriage. But, but I I you know, if I could just throw myself at the mercy of the judgement. Dr I think the key for for my successful marriage was waiting not rushing into it. Maybe growing up a little bit being mature. And I think too many people do rush into it, Ken. Yeah. You know, Paul I think certainly we've seen with our own children when we have three and they're all married now, they all waited longer than we did. And just because we married younger than they married. Older. Does not guarantee on either side, but I think that can wait. And honestly, and I'm probably shredding bit into today's sociological issues. But there's pretty clear research that that has people who do they having children do better. And that's that can be delay to get married that can be a delay until you finished college that could be delay until you're, you know, twenty eight that have twenty, but boy, those of us that have kids know that once this show up your life changes, and it is irreversible. And. I think that a lot of young people these days having children that they're not emotionally prepared to raise much less financially prepared, and whether you're even if you're married and that child comes along to on that could be tough. But it's I mean, there's there's many factors. So listen, Paul. I don't think there is. I don't think there is a marriage expert, you put two human beings together. It gets so complicated. There are people who can help you. But boy for anybody call themselves an expert, I think that's foolishness. Well, did well done. And we appreciate your your thoughts on that. Let let me get to the subject that we really did want to talk about. And that's what's happening with the transfer portal and free agency in college athletics, especially football. I know you've given a lot of thought to this. Give us the lay of the land. By the way. I don't know it sought today. Paul that. I guess the NCW has taken such heat from coaches and ADP they're now going to revisit their guidelines. Did see that? Yes. Yeah. And you know, what will come out of that? I I don't know. I personally feel like this cows out of the barn. And you know, there could be modifications on along the way, by the way that article that Adam written Berg, and Tom Ben Hern wrote for ESPN, I think you have one or both of them on with you a couple of days ago that was really an outstanding piece. And it's people haven't read that they're interested in this that that is excellent excellent summary of where it is. But you know, in in business, we find all the time that if if you can look ahead, and and you have to try to get some idea where you think you're businesses ultimately gonna wind up. The sooner you get there. The better off you're going to be allows you to organize a little bit. Then to me if you look at what's going on in college, football coaches changing jobs with impunity oftentimes right after the players signed a letter of intent and these days, it's it's as head coaches and assessments, increasingly the players, I think much of the public back Simone this. They see no reason why they shouldn't have the same freedom. You know, lawyers. Now like that guy Mars Arkansas that represented shape Patterson, and I think some of these others several others there almost specializing in two against the NC double A now and the Athol players the NC double A is highly risk averse. They don't want lawsuits. They don't want that public publicy and the current NC a bylaws they may change them now, but it says allows for waivers and mitigating circumstances. But that's just vague enough to leave, you know, loophole for lawyer to to run through. So I just I think that college before right now faces a losing prop. Position when you're trying to defend total and unfettered free agency for coaches by fighting the effort to get something similar to the players. I understand the fears about ten are and craziness in the sport and get all that. But I just think there is a tension between those two positions that are that are polar opposites of each other. And and that tension is gonna crack care. Talking to Ken Smith Myra about the issues relating to the so-called free agency. Ken. A lot of people have argued that this is long overdue regardless of the litigation or the threaten litigation. Do you agree or or don't you that it just isn't fair for coaches to do it and players are unable to meeting coaches, can do whatever they want with really no penalty, they they may. They may have to give back some money, but but players are are handcuffed and handicapped. Yeah. And I think that's where the public comes down Paul. They look at the fundamental issue of fairness, and it's very hard argue that the current regime has fair, and I I think you talked about maybe giving money back. Are you kidding me? Look at the Manny Diaz relation least Miami. Rick Rick quote, retires to three weeks later. I think Miami has to pay temple. Why four million four and a half million five out of this contract is been temple two three four weeks? Something like that. And you know, I'm listening. I'm a free market. I'm a capitalist. I have no problem with coaches do. This kind of stuff, but it's very very hard to not treat players at least to some degree more that way than they are now. So so Paul if I if I may let me throw out a couple of ideas for you. And let's see what you think about maybe how this might work. All right. So just a few examples of structure, and and let me freely confess, I'm not a football expert. Okay. So I don't know all the ins and outs. But let's say that we keep the port on a ten day period and may and attend period and December for any player can put his name in the portal, the first three days of each of those ten day. Periods will be a cooling off period. It's gives the player and the coach time to talk to each other maybe their differences that need to be air. Maybe they can be resolved within that three day period the player to withdraw his name without consequence. So it's a no risk time. Bram however after that three day period, if he leaves his name, and then the coach withdraws scholar. Ship. So my point here is free agency comes with risks to a player. You know, when I talk about freedom. Everything will freedom doesn't come with a security blanket. And by the way, if you're gonna leave your team, the coach has an obligation to all the other guys on your team to be able to quickly replace you. You know, there's a reason why there's eighty five scholarships and the three of you leave. We're down eighty two we need three more. So if you leave your name in scholarship on now, I think that would be an effective tool to cause players and families to really think hard about whether or not that's the right thing for them right now team as a twenty five scholarship per year. Limit of players they consigned I would wave that for the number of players that a team loss through the transfer portal. They lose three they've already banned it twenty five this year. They can add three more. And that's not the whole answer. What I just described there. But what I was trying to come up with with something that put some order to it something that gives player something something that gives the coaches something and something that tries to not let the integrity of the sport, get them. It's because if that happens, then all all parties, get hurt players and coaches. Kim Smith some really interesting suggestions about where this so-called free agency is going Ken. Thank you. We look forward to continuing this this right now is the story of the off season and want to get your thoughts on it again, very soon as we thank you for being on on this Valentine's Day. Thanks, paul. Good to talk to you. Great to have you on Ken Smith Myers. Some love talk and some college free agency. Talk to listening to about Paul finebaum show podcast brought to you by capital on capitol. One wants to build a better Bank one that feels an axe nothing like a typical Bank. It's why they're reimagining banking by offering accounts with no fees or minimums and one of the best savings rates in America. You can open a Capital One account from anywhere in five minutes. That's banking reimagined Capital One. What's in your wallet capital? One NA looking forward to talk into south Walder from statute information. Thanks for the time. We just went over. The piece here in a no folks around the country are going out. There goes the finebaum show again just trying to gear everything toward the SEC. But we do that by the way sometimes. But I I really I'm I'm I'm really interested in what you have to say about this because we have nothing to do with these numbers. Give it to us. Yeah. No. Of course, I've ever accused of the O ESPN SEC by all day long. But look this is a, you know, an objective model that looking at all these all hundred thirty teams judging them, and ultimately, I think the difference here between what the polls do. And what TI does is? The polls are going to react and overreact two wins and losses. But the reality is conferences have to play each other beat themselves up, and what FBI does is adjusting for Ponant every single game. And so it it's not really going to have that problem you can lose to another SEC team. But if at SEC. Team is really good. Then it's not gonna punish you very much for that loss or for that performance. And so ultimately, that's that's the way it has. No putting ten SEC schools in the top twenty which is what it does. It doesn't even really understand like the model itself. What the SEC is just knows that these collection of teams all plays each other quite a bit. So we know that probably won't it won't end up that way because of the cannibalization, and you you said it doesn't take that in consideration. But if you disperse these clubs elsewhere would that be a better way of looking at it and trying to understand because I mean, it's hard to understand based on what we know is upcoming. Exactly. Yeah. Just because schools rank so high they're not going to be add up with a record that justifies it because of that. Yeah. Sure. Like, if we basically put if we gave all ten of these schools over put every school in the whole country, we magically made them play the same schedule. We think than we would. See that these ten SEC schools would be among the twenty best in the country. It's not it's not reality. But if spread out across the country, they would end up rising to the top. I realize we're looking here at analytics. But of these ten I'm I I think we we know how you would react to Alabama in Georgia. But what's the prize, you the most well, Tennessee, I think that stood out to me? I don't know if you had the same reaction. I I looked at that. And I was just sort of dumbfounded for a minute that we have Tennessee at fifteen and so I had to look into it. What's like what's going on that we could possibly think that the volunteers are actually going to be that good? Ultimately comes down a few things. Right. They're bringing back their quarterback. You had a solid year last year. And he's one of ten starters on offense. That are returning for tendency. Now, I know people are probably screaming into the radios right now, which is wait. What difference? Does it make? If you're bringing players back if they weren't particularly good last season. But we've found that even if you aren't if you didn't have a great year if you can return a high percentage of other unit that the experience actually lends itself to improvement. And so we do think Tennessee will make a big step forward it. But look it's surprised me as much of it. I'm sure it surprised a lot of people Seth on the other side after Alabama. I in Georgia. I mean, I think it's pretty predictable Florida LSU schools like that. But, but I'm interested in what you see in in this next here because we're we're trying to find that school that can possibly even though it's not likely deal with Alabama on one side and Georgia on the other. Yeah. I gosh. I mean, it is tricky. And I do I say that I think that it's still Clemson and Alabama are the elite at the very very top. So everybody else that we're talking about including Georgia below them. I think is is going to be talked to challenge. But in the SEC, I do think that LSU is does have maybe a little bit better of a chance. Then you then we might have thought previously. You know? I think they put on a good show for a while last season, but they could probably build on that lottery turning players, obviously, they have no issue recruiting down there in Louisiana. And I think that they this might be the time when they could pose a challenge, I still think that Alabama is the cream of the crop not only in that division. But in the conference as a whole, let me go to what you said a minute ago, the trying to differentiate Alabama Clemson, I mean, we we know the history the last four years, we we know. How two of those games came down to the last few moments. Now, the other two really weren't that close. We also know what's left both schools. I had how does how did they analytics figure this thing out right now? Yeah, it's really interesting because they're sort of in this situation. Batur advantage in terms of like returning production. And obviously they both have quarterbacks have have a lot of success coming back. But I think at this point a significant factor here is ultimately that title game from last year. I mean, maybe that sounds obvious. But the fact that Clemson won that game and not just wanted but blew out at Alabama really shifted. I think the way that even you know, our model thought about these two teams so ended up thinking at the end of last year after that game that Clemson it was solidly better than Alabama. And so that's why that's a big factor. Why it gives Clemson the edge over Alabama? It's not a it's not it's not a dramatic difference between the two, but it does think that Clemson is the better team between the two and then there's a big drop off between Alabama at two to Georgia three. And Seth is. I mean, I I mean, I know I know the number was twenty eight and I don't know how computer thinks so give us your best. Guess. On how that computer looks at this with Alabama being the favourite going in a twenty eight point differential players changing. How does it reach this conclusion? Well, alternately it coming down. It's looking at basically, Alabama's production over the last four years. They're they're recruiting rankings over the last four years they're bringing back their head coach. And then they're returning players on offense defense and a quarterback into a tongue Isla older saying, yeah. Twenty eight points better than the average F B S team. So that's, you know, something that is by no means like inconsideration for for a title a team like I dunno Colorado or something like that. And then we're just saying that Clemson is basically like a point and a half better than that. So out of neutral field, appoint a half better. If if they were to play in Tuscaloosa, Alabama would be a slight favourite, great subset balder. We will talk to you anymore. More times the ESPN analytics writer said thanks for your time. Always great to have you on. Thanks, paul. You're listening to the Paul finebaum show, podcast, Heather dinner. Joining us to get her reaction to this stunning revelation about the the SEC prowess. I don't think Heather we were were that's the prize at the SEC is in good shape. But certainly this is maybe more than we thought. Let's talk about the top ten in the FBI. Heather did it's showing us right now. Heather great w on. Thanks so much for being here. You your reaction to what we are learning and trying to put it all together. Well, I think it shapes up to be another one of those seasons. Paul where it helps the SEC get over some weak non conference strength of schedules. Because when I went through it, and I looked at those SEC teams, and you see a lot of what we're what we're used to you know, maybe one what really good game Georgia play Notre Dame LSU plant, Texas. But there are some other ones where you look at it. You're like, well, let's look at Alabama nothing against Duke. But what's going to really help them? Like it did two years ago is the overall strength of schedule in the SEC. So if the selection committee's rankings, go onto eventually reflect what we're seeing an FBI, which is again, a very heavy SEC ranking then that's going to help some of those teams overcome some weaker non conference strength of schedule rulers fourteenth of February and this will be decided early in December. But, but you you just brought up something very interesting last year, Alabama schedule. Wasn't great in their wash. I'm concerned. Of course, they took the concern out by being undefeated. But give us the concern now with with perhaps even a weaker schedule at least on paper. Well as long as Duke goes on to have a respectable season, which I think they probably will the committee will do that as a respectable power five win. But when you look at their other non conference opponents New Mexico state, southern miss western Carolina, those combined for twelve and two twenty two record last year. So where does that could come into play is if Alabama stumbled once or twice, and we saw this two years ago when they were in the debate in the selection committee meeting room with Ohio State was Bama was it Ohio State. I promise you that non conference schedule. I think it was. I think he when we're talking about versa that Europe. That that did right, right. That did come into question. And so I'll Bama as good as they are as consistent as they have been they're not immune to scrutiny, and that's lection committee meeting room. So I just think that that's one of those things that could be a factor if they stumbled, but like you said they didn't do it last year. So it wasn't a cause for concern. But it can be. Of course, a comparison within within the league to Georgia with with with the Notre Dame game is pretty pale as as I'm sure you would agree. Let's look at some of the other schools. Georgia's Notre Dame, what LSU has Texas. So I mean, some of the powers Florida Miami in Florida state, so Alabama is is the one that will stick out there. Among the probably the four biggest contenders. It is. But I also think it's important to see what happens with Notre Dame. That's that's a question because as you know, as we've seen some of these winds are looked really good at the beginning of the year. And they can also be devalued. So how good will Notre Dame? The I think Notre Dame's gonna be pretty darn good. And I think they do to they have a lot to be excited about their one of the top teams in the FBI as well. But that will impact Georgia schedule and they need to win that game. And they also need Notre Dame to continue to look good. I mean, look at how much Notre Dame impacted Michigan schedule last year and they lost that game. But we continuously said well Michigan's only loss was to Notre Dame and they're undefeated. Right. So the Irish somehow continued to impact other people's playoff hopes as well as their own let me just get some comparison shopping here on on Alabama, Clemson because of chess holds a minute ago. How? The the outcome of that game flip flopped. And quite frankly in the eyes of most people the perception has changed at Alabama. No longer comes into this as such a dominant favorite. We haven't spoken to you since the twenty eight point loss your reaction to that. And as you move it forward. Well, I was shocked not that Clemson one, but how they want. And I think that was reflective of the general reaction of people watching that game. Clemson is obviously very good knew they had a chance. But wow to see them dismantle Alabama. Like that was certainly surprising. And I think coming out of that thought was it's not just album and everybody else right now, it's Alabama and Clemson and everybody else, and if you've got fatigue about that, you're going to have to get over it because it doesn't look like it's changing anytime soon that being said, you know, we are talking about Georgia. There are other teams that can be in the mix. I mean, Oregon is in the top ten of the FBI. So there could be some changing storylines in college football. I think it was unusually predictable last year. But if you go back to Alabama schedule, you just and you know, this better than anybody. You have no idea if they can really go undefeated again because it's extremely difficult and going back to Clemson that Texas A and M game again. Again, that's going to be a big one for them as well. I don't mean to harp on Alabama. But, but I will considering they haven't played a non conference road game since I think it was Penn State in two thousand eleven and they've you know, some of the some of this is bad luck. I'm not going to go through every game. But you know, what I'm talking about? Why do you think they? They take this risk or or do you think they just feel like they're there? Billy proof because they are Alabama, and they rarely lose. Well, I think they have taken some risks. And I think they have played some pretty tough games online them of. I mean, look at Florida state and how good everybody thought they were going to be the year. They played them with Roussy, Andre Francois. I mean, my goodness how much the perception of that game in those programs have changed since then, obviously. But you know, I also think that the SEC and Greg Sankey and almost every coach that you talk within within league will repeatedly tell you how difficult it is. And the selection committee continues to validate that perception by how many SEC teams they continue to rank every year now whether or not fans, and coaches and everybody else across the country agrees with that. It's hard to dispute what Bama has done because of where they've wound up then the college football playoff era. So I think they have taken some risks. But at the same time can there can their schedule. Will be more challenging probably I mean, look look at what the Pac twelve will tell you. Hey, we play nine league games. And the big twelve we'll tell you we play every single opponent. We know who are true champion is in the the big ten we play nine games. We don't play us. Yes. And look at Notre Dame schedule it is ridiculously difficult this year. And it was last year say what you will about Notre name to go undefeated against that schedule. Last year was pretty impressive. I think the fact that Alabama has looked so good against everyone. They've played is what has given them that that leniency Grachev from heatherton, which many more conversations in the future. Heather thank you for being with us. We really appreciate. Thanks and happy Valentine's Day, Paul happy, Valentine's Day. Thank you very much. You're listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. Mike is up next on this Valentine's Day. Hello, mike. Hey, paul. How are you today? We're here to great. Thank you. Okay. First time caller, happy Valentine's Day. He very much. I have three tips for a long and happy marriage that my grandfather gave me and he was married sixty nine years. All my I'm working on forty forty one myself. And you guys you're Marian family. Well, we've we tried to be okay. But let me give you my three tips that my grandfather gave me. Number one have a good sense of humor. Number two. Don't go to bed mad. And number three pick your battles. That's a good one, by the way. And I I think I've got a good sense of humor. Yes, there you do. Try not to go to bed mad and hook Ashrat. And I I got a better one. And this my secret of being married for twenty seven years. Don't ever battle. Okay. Whatever you want great. Yes, ma'am. You want to move to Montana fantastic. That's right. Can you the job you ask cow high? Yeah. It's it's just where it's worked really well for me. And and the key is, and I'm sure my no my wife's not watching. I don't let her know what you're doing. Okay. That that were don't let her know yours ninety your head and not even really listening. Well, you know, that's a big problem for people. And I mean this, and you know, what my is that most people just have to it's hard to listen sometimes. And if your spouse wants us to say, something just let them say it. That's right. Lee done with get it over with. That's that was your that was your that was your dad's or your grandfather's recommendations LeBron fodders, and he was married. How long sixty-nine when grandmother passed away? That's amazing. I mean that that is listen this is a this holiday comes under attack sometimes by people. But when you consider. How successful that is. And wouldn't that is that that's pretty remarkable. That's true. I'm I'm really I really really appreciate that call if Joe your show watch every day. Well, thank you, you'd be well, and you have a great holiday. That's that's a that's an inspiration. The you pay attention to that Rick from Southern Cal. I'm sure can top that with a even more inspiration on marriage talk. Well, I can't pump the years. All I've got thirty one accounting of by the way, happy Valentine's Day, all the bombs finebaum pleading callers. But. Yeah. Thirty one years in counting. And here's my two secrets to it and make it wasn't they want. But no matter what finds find a way to be happy eating Debbie that she's happy about something. Find a way to me happy about and and number two no matter where I'm at. Now, you can be a miserable place miserable weather miserable comedy. By look Gobert. My wife, everything is. I'm married at one was low expectations years ago. But you know, what did word for thirty one years two kids, and I couldn't be happier. Everything solitary day. I'm grateful standard right there next to me on. I mean, so I'm a fan. I've I wanted to ask you, but I overheard that it's been awhile since I've been call to travel for. But did I hear that EM regrets would impact? The connections a little fuzzy wha what did what did you ask again had Jim from Brentwood, if he Pat, yes, he did one of his I can't remember how how how I learned that maybe one of my colleagues back in Birmingham told me, but that did happen. I think it was shortly after Tammy passed away. Wow. Von couple of watch very callers ball. I mean. Again. I people newer callers. Hear me say this too often, but you can back it up or he was a hall of fame caller. I mean he was front row. Absolutely. Absolutely. And as much as much as we'd all like bag on them and stuff to eat. He's right there. You know, he's got a he's got him of a vineyard in the hall of fame as well. And you know, Darryl, and you know, quite a few Larry and on the way, you can go down the list, but Jim progress with one of my all time favorite. I had never heard the brightest milk knows before. And used of just about every time. He falls you. But one of the most negative human beings. But I'm telling you he was. He was he could hold his own against anyone. And I mean, he was just unique. I mean, some callers, unfortunately, Rick, and you know, this, and I'm not naming names. You know, what they're going to say, you know, they're gonna scream, you know, they're going to bad mouth you. I mean, Jim he had a way he's one of the few callers in the history of this show who could get under my skin, even though I knew he was about to get under my skin. But he was he was great. He was very fun to listen to. But I think a lot of was the max for the post bar snow around into him a couple of years ago. And and I asked him why didn't call and he just said the show's terrible. I'm not gonna waste time with it anymore. I got a big kick out of that, by the way. Did he really? He said he said it laughing. He said, I never miss it. I just have moved on from calling. I mean, he was one of those guys to re Rick. He didn't have to announce every time. He was quitting the show. He just quit. Yeah. It's I mean, we we've seen a few of them. Don't want to be listen, man. I I'm not even I have no dog in Hudson tweaking. But I can't wait to the every dribble of that. Bogging speaking, I think and for anybody to call. Thank you Duckie 'cause they lost a Dopp. Carolina doesn't have a chance. Now. That's the. Point that's eight thanks for the call preciado. Greg is an Athens Alabama on the air next. Happy thanksgiving or thanksgiving. Happy Valentine's Day, Paul. I was what time was Peter. What time to eat the Turkey. It's hard. Yeah. My my grandparents from married for sixty nine years, and I don't I don't know why that really gets to me. But that that is so cool. Yeah. He my grandfather passed away in two thousand eight and my grandmother actually lives in ninety six he died in two thousand twelve when I had was halfway through school. And I've only been married for eight months, but it's been a wonderful ride. And you know, if you love someone I mean, really love him, then nothing else matters. You know life has its own drama. So I try not to create any extra and it makes it much more bearable and enjoyable when you have someone that you love that you can share it with. No, absolutely. Yeah. So a wise man once said better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth, remove all doubt. That is such a great and applicable saying, especially for this program. Yes. And that was the late. Great president ABRAHAM LINCOLN, Abe, Lincoln billboards. Yeah. Here birthday the other day to he. He's getting up there and listening to Paul finebaum show podcast, squirrel is up next, squirrel. Welcome to the show. Glad you're back. That'd be happy Valentine's Day, Paul. Thank you couple things that early in the show that lady caller that catch us a Kentucky fan and that she was conceding Tennessee game out. They didn't get me. But. That was a one hundred percent fake, call right writer poll. I mean, you had to know that man that was a Tennessee fan masquerading as a Kentucky fan. I mean, she was insulting her own team. Basically, if she if she wasn't Dougie fan, and I can't believe any Kentucky fan on the planet would would talk about their team that way, I just can't see it ever happening. I don't it'd be like ten an Alabama football fan conceding Seattle to Auburn team. It just it would never have. But so then you think that call was fake. I've got college is downright terrible. Whether it was fake or not, I don't know he was pretending my and she was pretending but married twenty nine years. Well, have you really? Well, that's pretty cool. I'm amazed as anybody I really am so knocking on wood. But I guess what? She got me today. What? Okay. What did your wife? Get your probably pecan, cinnamon, Valentine's keen cake. That's pretty cool. It is heart shaped, and it was really good. Really good. And you get you gave her the the the best show CD gave the finebaum the greatest defined bombs greatest hits. I gave her a dozen roses some a card and some candles. So I did my man it just need it. Very well. It's pretty covered my bases. Man. That's. I mean pe- people that take this day for granted or making a mistake. They sure are they they could end up single. Wanted to ask you something for a while. But you know, I didn't feel like it was appropriate. But with it being Valentine's Day, what is the status of you and Millie's relationship now? I think it's fair it'd be she she called in about about a week and a half ago. She is I'm not saying she had called and I heard her call. But I'm saying what is the status of your relationship? I mean, there seems to be a little rift between you two guys. I think that would be accurate. Okay. Well, like, I say, let's hope and you can repair and more. We're speaking about Rhys. I kind of feel responsible for you in gems real Dow him in apology, or or anything I can do to kind of patch things up you guys. No, squirrel because I no longer have any interest in speaking of him. Okay. I won't I will never mentioned him again. As far as I'm concerned. He is a former caller, and that will make it by diction that he will permanently be become a former caller because he is no longer. Welcome back here. Well, what he is. Welcome back. You're you know that. And I'm on my prediction, I make perdition that he will call back in the future. Well, yeah. I don't care whether he does or not. And I think and I'll say I'll go ahead and get this off my chest. But stand with me, Paul. I'm not pretending with me. But I think this program has been hijacked long enough by his his bullying and his terrorism, and it's not gonna happen anymore. He's calmed down from that. I mean, mainly, you know, past years, it's just been bitching and moaning, I mean. Yeah, you know, I mean is bullying and terrorism that was years ago. Well, I mean, that's when that's when that's when he had he had a fastball. But again, I tried to be as been benevolent to all callers. But I I think he region points Korol, and you understand it that it's not worth it. And it really isn't worth making everyone else miserable. So he can get his his his issues and his problems office chest, I'm optimistic Paul. I'm thinking, you guys are gonna Pat you that thank you spec them on. Thank you. Well, you are wrong. You're listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast looking forward to talking to crisslow always one of the more knowledgeable reporters anywhere out there. Chris always great to have you on. And it's been too long. Good afternoon. It's great to be with you, Paul his all these good afternoon to you. We we before we get to another topic. We were talking about to coming back and Jalen going elsewhere in and I know it and it ended badly for two. But you're you're extremely close to that program in terms of personnel. How do you think he's going to mesh now with Steve Sarkisian? Very well. And I think when you when you look again, always look at the people around in they're bringing back in my mind, Paul if not the best receiving core in the country right there at the top. So you know, he's got the guys around him Eddie to the kind of kid. Hey reversal flexible molds with well with different people. And I think the way sort keys will coach in the way he will manage to. I think is going to be good for him. So he he's one of these guys who's a sponge two years. And I think what what sort start coming over again the people around him. I think it'll be just fine. And another question on Nick Sabin because you you you written and reported so much on him. But now that he he's five weeks removed from the national championship loss. But but only a week since one of his better recruiting Wednesdays. How would you characterize his state of mind right now is we turn the page towards spring and ultimately the twenty nine thousand nine season. Well, first of all when does he not recruit? Well, and and. Keep in mind. This this is recruiting class that comes on the heels of BIC having seven on the field assistance on last year staff. We're going to be no longer there. Think about that. Now granted a lot of those kids. They signed were the first class. But that tells you to me that says one thing that the common denominators guy that they're running the show, and in people come and go assistance, come and go, but his system does it change. I think his mindset will be what it always is in mixed. One of those guys who loved the grind the journey. And I know that sounds close to a lot of people. But that's the reason he's been so good and so consistent. It's the reason that he's sitting there in the parking lot at a school it sounded clock in the morning at sixty seven years old wedding. You see a kid as a head coach. He recruits is hard now as head coach as he ever. Did. They need him Paul. He has before he goes to recruit they meet him at the plane with a fresh computer loaded up with tape of prospects for the next class. So he can watch those guys he's playing around the country to California wherever to watch these guys to watch guys for the next class. We'll do that an hour or two every day. And so what is his mindset, that's his mindset that sale is he's always saying about the next class x practice, Nick sees. Talking to Chris Lowe, and Chris has written a story recently that we want to get some more information from him. It's a it's a gut wrenching story about. Ex- tennessee. You're Tony White who now faces the fight of his life. Chris take us through this. This important story. We'll Paul, you know, went up broke into business. I guess when we both did back in the dark ages. You know, what what was real number on that? We never wanted to be part of the story never wanted to become or interject yourself in the story. Well, I guess the profession's change a little bit. But this is a story that. Set out to do this. There's no way you know, that I can't be a part of it because Tony and I go back more than thirty five years. We both came to the university of Tennessee together as freshmen in nineteen eighty three actually met before we got there both kitchen the Carolinas and have been friends ever since you know, as my career taking me all over the country. Coverage sports play pro ball overseas. We always kept in cut. And he's badly TV right now. It's it's the kind of leukemia that if he doesn't have a bone marrow transplant even with maintenance chemo that it's the disease come back even stronger. So you're gonna go over to to Nash. When March the Syra cannon institute and have the transplant will be there for one hundred days. Prep the procedure recovery. The good news is the cantors in roommates in now and his brother, gene is a perfect ten for ten match in bone marrow but seen Tony a bunch over the last several months is hospitals. He's been in hospital for more than one hundred nights since he first learned he had cancer back in Cobra. You're not tell you what what's been heartwarming to me. A couple of things Paul is the foreign the love and support from the Tennessee basketball family from bridge. Don't stay on everybody rid it their university in the fans and the way they reached out. I think it says two things it says eight kind of impact Tony had on so many people you ever watch to play. So many had a chance to watch him play. He played the game with such passion. He was six to maybe about one hundred seventy pounds under you play the man he played with no theater, and that's the way he's attacking this disease. He always tells me Chris from cold press. Eighty and that's the way he's going after it. So I asked everybody out through your thoughts and prayers for always called him with 'cause he gave himself. Obviously, you're the only person I telling you gave yourself you don't think name need himself the wizard back in the eighties. But thoughts and prayers for him. And he was a great player. Great team. He's been a great friend to. And it was it's been an honor to to be there with him and watch him fight because he's been the one Paul really that's kept our spirits stuff. All those around him that love it because it just how he attacked his thing and attack it head on just a second left here Crispin, but you mentioned at the onset about writing about someone that you care great deal about let me ask you is close friend who's also suffering along the way, what was it like to to have to? Be involved versus normally a a least modicum of detachment. A little bit surreal because I really never written a story like that where you're so emotionally log, and again, this is a friendship that goes back thirty five plus year in the see him fighting, and I'm not gonna you know, I'm not gonna lie you're going to hospital, you see hooked up to all those machines. I mean, it's it's emotional. It was emotional sitting down and writing that going through it, you know, but I wanted to do it Justice for him. And and hope I did he he's the guy that gives me us and those around love and the strength because it his courage in the way he's gonna have after. But it was it was different than anything. I've ever written previously. I've been in the business for more than thirty years. Paul. Well, done Chris many, thanks for coming on. Really? Appreciate you sharing that with us. So we'll see you very soon. You bet I'll take care of. You're listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. A final guess of this afternoon in early evening will wait the second year head basketball coach at LSU coming off of a monumental win at Rupp arena the other night and coach wait. Thank you, very very much for joining us. Congratulations. I know there is another game Saturday, but a lot of folks still talking about Tuesday night. How are you? Now doing well doing well just got out of practice and look forward to bullet four Georgia coming up on Saturday. Well, we'll get to that in a second. But. But I'm sure everywhere you've gone people keep talking about it. And and you know, your team has been unusual in terms of resiliency falling behind coming back. And we saw it again at Rupp if we could go backwards, just your your thoughts on that that experience and and not only what it did for your team. But just for the LSU family. Well, I think you know, you know, our guys had a great belief going into the game. I knew we were going to play. Well, but you'd never know for sure, you know, how it's going to go when you get in that type situation when you get twenty four thousand fans got, you know, all the blue and everybody, you know, everybody going crazy. You don't know how you're gonna react. And if you're gonna be able to sustain day to you know, some of those other games when it got doubt double digits, never quite got down. Double digits Kentucky. We got down nine, you know, we're able to kind of keep it at a work and Arjun that make our booth really. I felt like in the you know in the first half. We we weren't as aggressive as typically we didn't get to the foul line as much. We didn't drive the ball as hard the ball. Stuck a little bit on offense and defensive. We were just a step slow. We're kind of stuck behind a lot of their action in the second half. We were much more aggressive and got on the offense of class and defendant. A better able to stay between them at the basket. Now put ourselves in rotation. Shen? So we could rebound the ball. So I thought that was I thought that was really key for us picking up. What what you said for us picking up a huge road win. And we certainly extremely extremely important for our fans and our fan face everybody down here at the Louisiana. They're very excited. And you know, it it made a statement that hey, we've got a we've got a good basketball team kind of confirmed our team. Hey, where's where's good? As we think we are. And we've got to keep moving forward with put ourselves in in a good position. But we certainly got to keep improving get better if we want to continue to before from this and not just have have it as a one shot deal. Yeah. Coach I'm just guessing at practice today. The message was was moving on because there's a lot left in the season, including Georgia this week Tennessee coming up here in a week or two and so many other tough games tournaments. How do you or is it pretty easy for you to turn the page with your with your guys? Well, we've been we've been pretty pretty good all year about that. And I like Dr guys attitude today. I like the way we way we went about our business film today. We certainly didn't play perfectly against Kentucky, and we had some areas that we need to do dress. Correct. Particularly with our transition defense and the way we closed out the first half to put ourselves that eight point player they point deficit and then some of our miss checkouts lead to their offense of rebounds, particularly in the first half. So we address those and and then we've moved onto Georgia had had a solid practice today. And so, yeah, I feel like you know, you almost got to confirm what you did against against Kentucky and follow it up with another tough as easy road game and try to win another as you see wrote broke game at at Georgia. So I mean, if you beat big Kentucky lose Georgia. It's pretty much a wash. So we've got to you know, we've got to prepare the right way. Prepare extremely hard. Stay hungry. And and understand that we're going to get a lot of teams best shots. Now. We've got we've got a raise our level of play to sustain take the other teams by shot. I guess coach whether you like it or not as maybe getting tested as good to road games back to back. This time of the year may not be palatable on one level. But it gets you ready for what is to come. Would that be fair? Absolutely. No, absolutely. I mean, if you to to gonna win at BART's, you're gonna have to win a lot of games away from home, you know, on Dutreuil courts in tournament setting. And sometimes those tournament settings turned into virtual road games, depending on where you end up end up going. So you've gotta be tough. You gotta be good on the road. So we really try to stress. Our guys defense rebounding and drawing fouls is what travels so we've got fend. We're going to win the rebounding violent. We got to win the free-throw battle every night, particularly on the road. And we could do that. We'll give ourselves, you know, we'll give ourselves opportunities to to continue to be successful in wind tough road games. Coach there were some signs last year of this program turning around. But then you brought in an amazing recruiting class, which I know helps the cause for those who may be a little bit late to the party in. And I my friend, Tim Brando has made this point over and over again, how your team is not getting enough respect that that will certainly start happening a lot when you win. Rupp? But but for those who have not followed the story as closely as as maybe some how have you made this amazing transformation? Well, I mean, we've, you know, we've we've we've just laid a groundwork with got we've got go players in the we've got we've got good players has kind of gotten him for a little bit of everywhere. We've we've we inherited some good players from Johnny Jones, particularly some of the kids we played with last year and Schuyler maze. Who's, you know, one of our leading scores this year and just a very very steady guard. We're able to sign a a really good player last year from water started for every game as a freshman at point guard and was very very good freshman point guard for the first team all CC freshman. He's he's really grown up and he played at a high level last year, and he's playing even higher level this season that we add it, you know, a talented group of of of four freshman, and then we had a transfer who was sitting out last year from org. Vicks eleven kiddies kid who tipped the ball in kevelj big b Williams, and he did a great job in the off season in his off year of developing. And then we added a junior college kid late Marlin Taylor who starts force. She's just a big athletic big athletic wing. And and somebody that we just saw a really good fit for system visited us visited New Mexico state, San Diego State at one like his recruitment was was was all over the place. And we felt like he was a good fit for our system, and a very very good defender, and he turned out to he turned out to be that for sure. So you know, we were we've we've it's been a gradual gradual climb gradual build, hopefully, we can we can keep it going. Maybe before you go I would like to get some some thoughts on on your observations of of the there was quite an article done the other day in the athletes about the absolutely transformation of this league last year with eight teams. Tournament seven or eight or already projected for for now. This is your second tour, but you're you've seen it all and certainly Tuesday night being the crowning moment. Your observations on the SEC in basketball. I mean, that's phenomenal. You know, there's there's great players all over league. There's great great coaches. You know, everywhere the league and you look at where the league is this year. You know, we're going to get, you know, probably seven bits or maybe a few more than that seven or eight again again this season, it'd been it just look at the bottom of our league right now. Those teams, you know, if you have zuri with porter. Yeah. You had Darius garland back to Vanderbilt, and then obviously had my Gilder, but you've got three all league caliber players that are out for the season on those teams. And and and you know, I don't think that's getting talked about enough. How good those teams have had you know, would have been with those with those. Guys to continue the death of the league. But no, everybody's got very very good players. Everybody's well coached every night. You know, anybody anybody can beat anybody. So I think it's going to be no last year. I think we had a lot of pretty good teams in the league. And I think that kinda showed out the target this year. I think we've got somebody league teams some really really good teams. I think we're going to have you know, you know, two three four teams probably advanced to that second weekend. Probably get a team that goes goop goes well timber too. If it goes well past that so think the league's Bill for for really good really good March. And now it's our time to to make an apple well, coach, congratulations. Again, I know you're heading to Athens Saturday night. But what an exciting exhilarating game to watch for just the casual fan like us. Thanks for coming on. And we do hope to see you very soon best wishes. Thanks for having me on. We'll we'll see you guys in Nashville for the tourney. I can't wait to see a, thanks. Thanks coach. Really great to have you. Thank you. For listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. The Paul finebaum show airs weekdays on the SEC network beginning at three eastern. Geico presents eyewitness interviews with inanimate objects. 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Mini-Episode: The Valentine's Day Scavenger Huny

The Practical Wanderlust Podcast

32:54 min | 1 year ago

Mini-Episode: The Valentine's Day Scavenger Huny

"Really and Jeremy where the accident prone travelers behind practical under less to dish out travel. TIPS TRICKS TRIVIA USELESS TRIVIA mildly entertaining. Getting anecdotes and everything else. You need to avoid making all of our terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible mistakes and we make a lot of mistakes so something a little bit different today a little bit wild even gotten a little bit naughty with. We're not this. It's not naughty. We are doing a mini sewed doing our first mini so today. And it's a special one because it's actually When this airs it will be your favorite holiday? Let's say holiday. I want to say Arbor Day. I didn't read the script before we started. There's no script. Oh yeah that's the other thing. This one's unscripted unscripted content coming at you Lan From our Home Office. Can we like the little like laser. Sounds they have any talk radio. No we're not doing ending on this. We're going to do some editing. CORREO exactly why we add it all of our podcast episodes because nobody wants to hear this. Listen if you you prefer to hear us when we're at our best and we don't say I'm a lot and we have cool metal music cues. This is not the episode for you. This is an this is like Leeann Jeremy me getting in touch with their inner selves and drinking a lot of wine and a lot of Bourbon and telling a telling story pull pitcher. That's what this is. This is like a fireside chat. It's like it's like fireside if we had a fire but possibly just like a dining room chat Mika living room chat. It's more like a fire fest chat because everything goes terribly wrong for us. No this actually went really right. This is a complete departure for everything tablet wrong format. This worked out well for. Yeah so we are now married. We have spoilers are we. Are you serious. Wow how are we marrying. Well guess what I got you for. Valentine's they can't make that joke every episode. Does it stops being a joke and starts getting real. Couldn't even say with a straight face. Okay so yes. This is about Valentine's Day shut up in. This episode is about Valentine's Day my favorite holiday. Listen Senate stop. Hamming it up for Youtube Weirdo. We're also if you guys don't watch on Youtube where this is our first show that we're actually recording. And if you don't want to send you to what's what's wrong with you why we're just as funny on shaky cell phone footage. This is the angriest two minutes of any podcast. This is what most podcasts got. Sunlight aggressive right now. We need to calm down. Okay listen let's tell the story it's taken too long. I got places to go and people to see so so the two thousand thirty you said why is because I was twenty three. Oh my God you don't even know. When we met we went? We met in two thousand thirteen We went on our first date on twelve thirteen thirteen. We went to the Talian restaurant and Oakland cold called. We actually just went there last night for date now. People know where to stop us. So that's good. Yeah well I mean if it's if if you are trying to stop us there it's it's not a good spot because that was the first time we've been sixty years okay. So the year is two thousand thirteen and we had just started dating after messaging back and forth on Online dating APP which is not tinder because this pretender era. PT Gender. Still a little rough. It was it was for hooking up and do a little. We were not. We were not in that before it was tender. This isn't even the right Joe. This isn't any other at story. You're telling okay all right. Let me fast forward. We started dating and then not three weeks later. I decided I was like really sprung for or this dude. I was like really into this guy. We started dating. He had this like sexy like ginger beard thing going on. He wore a leather jacket. Not Real Leather. Because you couldn't afford that but it was pro and he smokes cigarettes. which at the time was sexy boy was just graduated from art school? He was a Barista like every twenty three. A year olds idea of a catch rate. So I was sprung. We had spent like a week apart art because I flew home for Christmas and I like Nigam ahead and knitting. A Hat told me that I was sprung. I didn't realize that I was sprung until I was in a knitting store texting him to ask. Ask him what his favorite color was so that I can knit hat because I wanted to keep his little head worm because he also moonlit as a bouncer at a porn theme club. Wow you really were kind of a mess okay. It wasn't like a porn theme. It is a point in club. It's called cozy car. Look at its point. Dame's don't look it up because right now. All all of the Google searches are about the owner wanting to Vegas and become a stripper guy. Definitely Google it. I know he was a bouncer and I was like only his little head outside in the cold so around this time I started realizing how into this dude I was and I was like I need to do something to like. Lock this guy down. Because he's he's a keeper. He's cash I had never been the song about a guy before this early. I'm more of like a six months in and I'm still convincing myself to date him kind of person then. Maybe like three years in and I'm still convincing myself to anyway. That's my usual. This was new. This was very new and I was just like fucking. I'M GONNA go with it. So Oh January right. I'm planning for Valentine's Day already. We weren't a fish yet. We were very much cash cash. Still Planet cool cool dating around San Francisco and I was just like no I wanna be. I WANNA be legit sees with this guy so I plan yeah. I'm taking this story over now. You said Legit Skis. So she was really into me and I was whatever about her. I'm just getting burned a U. Two And so she started planning. How is that? Like the hat. Yeah now you hated. The fucking hat is the hat. Just don't wear the hat and it's kind of looks like a turtle it looks a lot like attorney turtle show and I also am I at the time had a turtle esque body. I had like a really long neck and unlike pudge around I still kind of turtle body. Oh durable So yeah there's no elastic in the hat it's sort of like Sold out elastic is the knit. I guess it was a terrible I wore it as long as it kept up. And it didn't keep up So she made vis scavenger hunt for me. USA skipped ahead like fifty fifty three layers. Yes I crafted. The most brilliant plan had it ever come up with for any dude. I decided I wanted to make a scavenger hunt and in order to do that I was going to like piece together every single thing that we've done together in our three weeks of dating I was going to involve everybody that I've ever met in this guy's life which was like three people and I was going to end the night by asking him to be my boyfriend. I was going to have him like figure out the clues to like. Meet me at a restaurant and then I was GONNA ask my boyfriend at the restaurant. It was going to be super romantic and super extra Straw and I remember. I went around asking everybody that I knew if I should do it and universally everybody said no everybody was like. That's a terrible idea. You're coming on way too strong. That's ridiculous he's GonNa hate it and I was like NAM and do it anyway. which is typical for me? I do that a lot of energy. Arthur that's healthy my energy so I was like he's going to love it. I'm going to do it. It's going to be ridiculous. I did tone it down a little bit because I realize if it was too difficult than it wouldn't be fun so anyway we're three weeks and Marnie making the scavenger hunt. Jeremy Ruins my plans a entirely. Because we're at some Random House party in San Francisco Cisco and we're like on a couch or out of your guy. Tyler was there he would shut out. And you like some random person. I don't remember member who was like leaned over and was like Tyler. Okay so tyler leans over. Who might have been tyler like leans over and it's like so what what are what? What are you guys? You guys going steadier like what's the deal which. I don't think that it was tyler. 'cause that was a forward thing to ask to people in San Francisco who were just casually also soden. Nobody had a Brooklyn accent. Why do you always like Arthur Fonzie? Rally was not hanging out like a was the deal. You know you are going to jumped. SHUG leader was up in my mind. It was definitely a Brooklyn Brooklyn Anyway. It's early but I actually meant Danny Zuko so yes. Lean over. And they're like what are you and like fostered an existential crises. And I was like well. We haven't had that conversation yet. Trying to like artistically dodging because I knew I was gonNA assistant and my boyfriend would you call yourself the artful dodger stop now. I was in Oliver when I was in high school. Graduations and then Jeremy Leg drunkenly leans over and decides sides that. This is the time this is the moment. And he's like yes. Were you know what happens. All and you attempted to dodge the question artfully and my head and my head was like well. That's that was a terrible way to dodge that that question and then it was later on. We were like at your house and I think it was like the morning after. Wow Nice students probably turn this episode cut off now. No it wasn't not come on I'm not going to get that dirty yet No it was like the next morning. I was just like kind of ditched that dodge. The question really helped you didn't notice that I notice everything and you were like. So what are we point blank. Okay and so I couldn't dodge it and be like I don't WanNa be your fucking girlfriend guy because I had this romantic idea to ask you in on. Dahlan hines day so I was like okay like yeah are we can be boyfriend girlfriend. And and then I was like a Goddamn and I had to like figure out an entirely new end destination for my scavenger hunt so this was like probably like two weeks before Valentine's Day. We're like a fish skis. And now you may take the rest of the story because you're rolling as we were now like one fish rush to fish red fish fish to a fish toots fish. That's on your like he said that. That's okay so it's Valentine's Day morning and we get We're getting Brian on Mary's and Oakland Oakland and Mary's is really popular brunch about so we had to wait and you started getting really nervous. What was what were our plans for Valentine's Day? What did I tell you? You know that that happened at Brunch. Let me just before Bryant. No you said that. Oh that's right. You were saying that you wanted to plan Valentine's Day because it's your favorite holiday. I Love Day. I love love and I don't want it to be saying well. Actually I think I think what you said was I know that. Valentine's Day has like pressure on people. So let me take it over and I thought that you were like I thought that was a test but Yeah but you assured me that it was not I don't do tests may have done to move. I don't know that she's not a listener for lots of reasons. So you're listening. I really WanNa meet her. Okay okay anyway So so morning of Valentine's Day where branch and we had to wait because it's a busy brunch place and you started to get like nervous about that In hindsight I realize allies because you had a very specific timeframe you're working with and so we're waiting for brunch and Leah is like like wants to get coffee and I was like. Oh Oh they serve you coffee here if you if you're waiting in line because you have coffee and she was like I want to go to the coffee place by my house. And they pulled a coffee snob line I was like I'm unlike cooling into coffee or Bristol. You should understand. I want better coffee. not this trash coffee yes. So she peels off. And I'm just waiting at this branch blaze and I'm like Oh that's cool because they won't see you with your whole Party but whatever fuck me I guess anything and And this is just gone for like you're gone for like in our and they offered to see me. They wanted to see you were gone so that I can only see whole part is gonNA handle outside our. You're voice. Sounds like you. That's how you sound to me and everybody saw church so anyway away. You eventually came. Hugh had like ice cold coffee. It wasn't allowing it wasn't like it was just like cold coffee and I was like and I was like why is a copy cold and you were like. Oh it took a while to get here like five minutes walk. The job is literally. They like four blocks away traffic. Yeah that's a line that my students gave me the other day when they walked around the corner Anyway so she shows that this coffee and she was like look I gotta I gotTa be real with you and I gotta come clean. I know that I said that I would plan Valentine's Day but work got really busy because she it just started this new job like workout really busy and I never had a chance to actually plan anything so I was thinking that like maybe we have brunch together. You you go home And then all try to cobble something together this afternoon and then we'll meet back up for dinner and I was really banking on the fact that this guy didn't yet know me that well all because that's unreal. That was unrealistic for twenty-three-year-old the effort. Thirty year old Leah President Dailia. That is eight really realistic scenario L.. But at the time I was like I would never say I was going to do something and then not do it to one thousand percent more extra than I needed to do it so I was like chump believed totally bought. That didn't believe a word of it. I knew from jump that you were lying. I knew walking up that you were going to tell me a lie. Because you have a liars face Leia. Well you don't care when you are the leaders liar I am. I think when you start to lie you'll like just mean you're just like start making making fun of the person like why would I lie about that fucking idiot look at your face. Look at your life choices. That's not what are you adopted. You did your younger when I was when we were younger. Different story different. Start Okay anyways back to the story. This is up all of our marital marital problem. I called you an idiot in the last episode. That's okay okay. You said I was an idiot. French Susan married you fucking idiot so you told me that you didn't have anything planned. Didn't by word of it we had brunch. And then you're like all right I'll drop you off and I'll try to come up with a plan and I have this image of you vividly in my mind because it's like a it's like a bit like a Jim Carey movie where I as soon as I like. Walk into the front door of my apartment. You just like foot on on the galaxy like hit the gas on the pedal to the metal and you just like shot like a bullet down the street squealed tie every sure you squeal tires tires it. You're just like burning rubber on the corners and my roommate. Tom Was all like giggly. 'cause Tom's giggly and adorable will he has and he handed me a an envelope and he was like have Valentine's Day Bro. Why all of your friends like Turtles Turtles From Finding Nemo like? Why is everybody you know crush Thomas from Liverpool right righteous righteous? So Tommy Card and I opened the card and it's like super q and there's a there's I also go into my room and there's like a bouquet of flowers and the card basically explained that there is something else. What else was there? Oh there was a there was a stuffed animal. Yeah what was it was it the pug. Yeah it was a tiny such pug tiny because I thought you got me that for Christmas that year. No no I got the half for Christmas. They need you ahead of me like Batman socks. That's right Batman Wallet. Yeah no is a tiny Steph pug pug flowers and a card and opened the card and it basically explained the rules of the game. The game's afoot may have actually said that you need to watch Sherlock So it was basically saying that there. I started a scavenger hunt around everything that we've done in the two months that we've been together not even like commended half and I had to make these. I had to make all of the clues with like two weeks under our belts wrote so this is very difficult. And just saying very impressive live this whole episode is just a Vanity Project. This is just me bragging about how great the one thing was that I did one time and never again so each clue had the location of the next clue and each clue also had like a little riddle and when I put all the shy couplets. Let's put shots. You may recall. I do remember that the but the couplet led to the next location and then you had like one word it clues and you said that when all of the clues were put together it would be a larger clue about where our final meeting. I didn't have the clues it was you had to. Didn't you have to get the clues from the people at each location there on the card. Oh where the people of these locations is giving you the clues that it was no there were. Oh yeah I I mean the first clue was given to me but the other ones I had to do some find the clue got the clue ask. Yes okay so which was clear number one glue the I. I don't remember a couple of like. Did you get excited. I have these in the closet. I was very excited about this. Actually yeah so the first clue Had to do with like where we where where she first saw me. I was like waiting outside of the restaurant of our first date on a bench. And and so the clue basically said that it would be there and then the secondary clue like the big like the big bad clue was on me and remember. She said that when all of the clues were put together it would point out the restaurant or the location that we would meet at the end of the night. Yeah he had to figure out where you're supposed to meet for dinner so I saw homily first clue. I was like Oh cool. We're going to dinner foreign cinema. Wow why this was. My problem is that I had consulted too many people that were like. He's not gonNA like it. It's going to be too difficult. Colt tone it down for him and I should not have done that because it was so easy but yes foreign cinema. Was the restaurant restaurant. Also very easy. Need to make scavenger hunt clues around in fact So on me and I immediately knew that it was going to be foreign cinema and Meanwhile I had had screeched tires over to Philippos to install the first clue because the second clue rather because I couldn't leave a fucking again like envelope with a clue in it just sitting around on a bench where somebody might find it. I had to be like five minutes ahead of him at all times so I was like panic driving around Oakland and San Inference. iskoe leaving these clues before I left. My other roommate was like I'm pretty sure high at like eight in the morning but she was like. Are you supposed to have like a chariot taking you places and then Tom was shot up which was weird? And then I got to the second location. which was Philippos and I got the card With the clue and my one of my best friends. Juliet just like screeches up and she was like I'm pretty sure she said get in loser getting loser. We're going scavenger under hunting. And then you have. That was the hardest clue really because you gave me a list of name. It was like really. You mean the place that you're supposed to go next read other ones and it was all of these random names and they were all blank. No it wasn't a blank. 'cause I would've figured that out I I think it was like what all these people have in common. Yeah banks read what the other ones. Yeah they were all different. Tara's yes we're going to go to Tara Tara banks it wasn't it wasn't banks it wouldn't have been back. I don't remember what they were. The only one I remember is Teri. And that's just because she was in an amazing the season of Cam Yup worst worst therapy advice. I've ever heard in my life. It which you need to do is you need your wife on fire and then you'll realize how much she means to you. But then she'll be dead then you're going to realize how much she meant. Mitzi you and then she'll come back to laugh and then she'll put you want. It's just so ridiculous. These are the things that married couples do anyway. Marriage boot camp. Bob Is Amazing We've finally go to I got I got it wrong. Actually you were saying that we needed to go to that place and ask ask them something about the doctor doctor who the doctor's on France we had watched like doctor who together I had very little. Go off of for these clues because we had not done anything they went together to one restaurant had ice cream at one place and you were like this is good ice cream and that that is a meaningful moment in our tiny relationship and we watched one episode of something that was it. That's all I had. But then he went to the wrong place and ask them so I asked them something like it was like this cryptic thing about like what the doctor had to say or something and they were like the fuck. Are you talking about the doctor I wish I could have gone with you but I knew I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face all the time so eventually I got to the ice cream shop and the lady I said about the doctor and she was like Oh thank God. I've been waiting for you. You for like an hour every customer I was just like is this. The Guy Is this the guy told them to like look for Ginger Dude. Okay if my if I've learned anything for my students it's that I am not a unique look now. There are red bearded gingers with my glasses and my general demeanor. Everyone yeah that's true and then I had pre buy you some ice cream so she like handed you it was like prepaid so you've got to have some ice cream. You got the worst flavor. Well that's a really good at the time border okay. Why is that because clearly? You're still upset about it. It was chocolate chip and white pepper. Yet that's hundred really good. It doesn't Tara's for those we don't ours. Is They really blazing Oakland moving along. Wow we're going to make a whole story what was number three sorry Clue number three actually took me to the city. We one of our early dates. We went on like the coolest thing that there is doing San Francisco. It's called Fox hound it is. I think we talked about it in our San Francisco that actually it's laser tag It's it's a laser tag with the city as your laser tag like map your but it's like a laser tag spy spy emission through the city. It's like walking tour tag. Meets spy moves. It's awesome makes an excellent first through third date. Yeah because you get like interaction you get some interaction and he also gets a learn like how somebody is with strategy. It's sort of like If you play with somebody and they're not fine. Don't date them now. You know it's sort of like how I was just talking about this with my co workers. How like escape rooms are actually really good? I ate SNEHA early dates. It's the same idea So we had this like moment looking at each other across the street where we had like hand signs and it was all cute and Shit about at City Lights Bookstore San Francisco Great Bookstore a lot history. Which is this like the center of the beat movement? It's where like Howell was first published. It's a whole thing. And she had found my favorite book which I think at the time was I. Think at the time was Jack pollinate book Schonach. When I say Jack Jack Pollen you? Don't we know the name of your own favorite author talking about Jacquard Pollen And it was like in one of the book it was like in the leg. Yeah you're just like open in there it was. It was not that hard to find right but I think I had to literary clue or something right and at this point and couplet form at this point I got a text from Leah and I was like I said the opposite. You told us. Slow the fuck down okay. We're like right in front of us. Oh Yeah it was taking us way less time to figure figure this out than it. I don't remember any of this continue And so we decided to get pizza in North beach which is like a whole thing and then the neck that clue went to my work. uh-huh fills fills I worked at fills at the time. And I think I we got there when we did because the person who gave the clue to has like down talk about it was like the guy that was like that I was relying on her minute. I'd only met like two of his friends and I'd already used both of them so I I think I'd maybe like seen her working with you once and you'd mentioned her in passing and I was like she was a good fats does work friend. So she's going to do my next clue right and so it hurts. Awkward occur because I'd like show up and be like hey remember me favor from you think's cool but actually I found that friends are like really eager to help their friends totally ridiculous over the top romantic schemes. All your friends we're like we're really accommodating and we're all still like good friends to say I think that was like I got major early girlfriend brownie points absolute it. Everybody was like she super into usually create issues. Fun It's true that clue was It was trivia. Yes it was. It was a Leo Trivia game with like a month of dating under our belts and he got every single question right boom. Can we throw in some triumphant music here. A hand out Cool I love our podcast without audio editing. It is so much worse After that it was something along the lines of leg of I'm insulted. No I know it was something along the lines of like go. So like the There's a bar that we would always sort of like almost run into each other before we started dating and And then when we did start dating we would go to Karaoke broke there and the Karaoke DJ at butter. His name's Roger Niner. He actually did carry okay at our wedding yet. Like a year later So I haven't got a butter so we we went to. I went to butter and I had to order. What Tommaso in the room drinks? which is Gotcha? This is another like this child that we had developed within. You know three weeks of dating. We watched the room. I think we actually went to a live showing of the room together. which is a thing in San Francisco? Highly recommend the clay is closing closer to the end of January is. It's already closed now. We did it the wine in East Bay. There's one of the Piedmont. Yeah they'll probably revive it. Maybe the Castro was not relevant. Cat that is now anyway so my challenge. This was actually the biggest challenge of the night I had to drink scotch which is Scotch and vodka. It is fucking disgusting. Um and I think I was actually waiting for you better. That's all right. You got tired of like going ahead of me and you're like you were jealous that I was having all this fine and so you. I just waited at butter with me and got really really. I also think this might have been the one that you had to call your dad. Yeah after I did it I called my dad for the last for the last clue had not met his his dad. This was like major stretch. First girlfriend could have been very much overstepping the boundaries of new relationships but it was the risk that paid off. We're married why. Why are you commute leg So Yeah my dad basically asked for like the last clue and I knew from jump that it was foreign cinema and now and yeah so we hung out butter. We got ripped shit at butter and then we went to really really fancy restaurant. I was so wrong. Remember is that it was the best steak of my life but I was too drunk to like mushroom sauce on so I really good and then I didn't ask you to be my friend. No so yeah you ruin terrible terrible endings. Would I know but like I definitely. It was such a big risk like I went out on a limb for this dude because I was super sprung and I surprised myself because not only did I want to do this like really over the top thing but I also like enjoyed it the whole time. I spent like weeks on this and I was like doing it secretly in doing it when we weren't hanging out. I was really impressed by how. How like excited? I was to just like do this ridiculous thing. And that's like what told me how into Hugh I was and yeah. That's our many sewed stab- Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day you guys let me before we they got on my soapbox for just a minute because Valentine's as my favorite holiday not because I'm a big all mushy softy which you are grossly loved my husband. Yes but it's always always my favorite holiday my whole life because I love celebrating love. I love love and all forms. I feel like Valentine's Day is yes. It is encouraged to be romantic like giant corporations. That's why people think of it as a hallmark holiday but what it should really be is a holiday. Holiday about celebrating. Loves is being vulnerable about how you feel about people telling people that you love them that you don't usually tell so like call your friends tell your friends like hey I fucking love you man. Call your mom and be like. I don't tell you this enough mom I love you. Call your dog skype with your cat and tell that you love it. You know like like I'm right here. I've always been so into Valentine's Day as just an excuse to shower people with love and affection which is always made everybody uncomfortable because it's usually like my coworkers at my office but I don't work in the office anymore. So it's you guys so I love you guys also much also told yourself that you love. Love is Valentine's Day like on theme. So I love myself I also love You my husband and I love all of you guys my our listeners. Because you're listening being makes this whole thing possible and it feels are massive egos which we are much like Tinkerbell in that laughter. makes exist and when laughter ceases we cease to exist so I don't think that's what tinker bell is. Yes it is. Yes I think you need to watch. It was like applies and without the applause. She died I. That's how I feel. I'm that old. What is that Peter? Pan Yes that's girl yacht club. Oh my God look it up the point is you. Don't love today shower. Everybody somebody that you love with love and enjoy Valentine's Day shower tinkerbell in applause. Apparently by shower US advised the last mine I win. I had last word. Valentine's Day Yeah

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ZBT #239: Happy Valentine's Day Staff Sarnt

Zero Blog Thirty

1:05:18 hr | 1 year ago

ZBT #239: Happy Valentine's Day Staff Sarnt

"Welcome back to a very special Valentine's edition here on Zero Block thirty. I'm excited about that. Because star clusters or read some moonbeams or blue. We've got some great round today that are just for you. Round number one a Texas county. Sheriff candidate love talking about his time in the seals green beret an airborne ranger but it turns out he was never with any of them. And it's even more of a heartbreaker when it turns out his opponent. Did the same damn thing round number two. It's Valentine's Day which is Great News. Because that means chocolate will be half off at the px tomorrow and even better news since listener showered each other with love notes. And we're gonNA read those sweet sweet suckers today. Round number. Three would be Valentine's Day without a little heartbreak to and it looks like the Philippines and might be breaking up with the USA and ending a major security. Pack that allows us to train in their country round number. Four people under deployments don't cease being horny. Some of our listeners have never been on a field up deployment or movement while in a romantic relationship. We'll take some advice from the dogs of World War Two and then put our spin on it wall sexting while deployed here in the year twenty twenty and finally round number five an air force pilot center ring to outer fucking space in a marriage proposal. That will put you all to shame. And we're going to do all that today and it's going to be brought to you by the super sexy move. Cbd It's Valentine's Day folks CBD companies are out there. Nearly all of them are oh yeah can claim to be the best but now the people have spoken the twenty twenty product of the year award winners have been revealed and CBD MD Products One into our Ad Glory CB Dpma took home the award for the best sleep aid while CBD. Freezer Roller won top honors. The CD topical category. So if you're curious about CBD if you're on the fence or if you're drowning and matt misinformation these products are the perfect place to start good a CBD MD dot Com with Promo code for twenty five percent off your purchase of superior CD oil product from CBD M de. Let's start to show. Don't quit your day. Jobs become an erotic read us. What are you talking about L. Nail? Let's have a little love music instead of our normal music today I off. Aw original right into the show. We'll be with us in a little bit conscious. Start Round number one with me and we're going to get into it right now because in Texas my beloved Texas. There's a story that's going around. We've Long said that stolen valor to us as long as you're not doing something that's like super deceitful to the public or gaining something out of it. We're not really concerned right. Yeah it doesn't ruffling feathers as much what we mean by that is like the dudes that are outside or ladies that do that are outside seven eleven three doughnut. I don't care if you wear that at Haas if you want to do that. If you're like a homeless fellow and you're standing out there and be like I'm a war veteran. I'm homeless right now. I need thirty cents. Look you got bigger issues. The me worried about what's going on on that side. I'm totally fine with that. I think yelling at those people does no one any good. Do you think about people who try to claim stolen valor and go up to the homeless people who put veteran on their signed to let everyone know. Hey they may or may not have been a veteran but what do you think about the people who then confront them and ask them questions to verify it? I think that Shit's ridiculous. I don't understand doing it. Like what are you gain about that? Like you look like a Harto whenever you're doing it. The person's already homeless or they look like they're homeless or like the place that you have to be to have that level of your dignity taken away where you're standing on. The street corner with a sign has got to be so low that getting screamed at in public and putting it on Youtube. It doesn't change the mental scape that that person is in and it doesn't make you look good either. No it only makes you look like a really terrible person that you felt the need to take time out of your day to beat this other person while already clearly down so I agree with and that'd be instead I would have done it in like we. We've had stories a couple of weeks ago. There was a dude in the airport that we posted on the guy was dress. I believe it in Navy uniform. I think he was dressed as a navy. Chief clearly wasn't a navy chief because he was like twenty two years old impossible to become an e. Seven at that young age the do look younger than dibs which is almost impossible so then you have some people that are eight up in the airport that are like hey you need to go to you. Need to go to the bathroom and chains right now. I guarantee you old staffs aren't Catherine. If I saw that shit that would have been me in a heartbeat and I'm embarrassed for my old self to look back and think. Jeez I would have really hated myself. I would that's like if happy Gilmore. He said if I dress like that I kick my own ass like myself like that. I'd kick my own ass. His best case scenario. What are you get you get group to boarding? I mean that's that's the best case scenario yet. No there really isn't too much of a benefit. Maybe you'll get bumped up the first class if you really. But that doesn't that doesn't happen anymore. Happens on long term flights. Like if you come back and you're wearing like straight up cammie that air clearly dusty as shit and you have two big bags that you've been gone for a long time. Maybe maybe you get bumped up the first class but it's no longer two thousand and three and four when that happens all the time people don't care like they. They want the seat that they paid for no. Yeah we've we as a society. We've kind of become desensitized to everything and I don't know maybe it's just because I'm not flying in and out of airports that are near military bases as much as I was decade ago. I just don't see people traveling in uniform that much anymore. God God I hated that. Shit and I think that's the difference like Marines and the rest of the brain to the service that they will still now San Antonio is the airport that I travel all the time. We'll be there tomorrow and we go to the Air Force Academy every time I go there. I see airmen that are dressed in their camouflage uniform that to me. That's a battle dress uniform that used to call a BDU's battledress uniform. This is for training. It's not for being out in public. And even whenever I was in you weren't allowed to go to sonic weren't allowed to go to McDonalds inside starbucks out in town. You weren't allowed do any of that shit like marine and seeing people flying all over the place. They're going to the movies or going to the mall and canceling. What are we doing here? All those other social type activities I understand that but what about like going off base for lunch in your in uniform for the day you just not do it. You cannot do it. Yeah wow civilian clothes. Wow that's whenever I worked here at Lackland. I worked in a joint service like it was. I was all all of us all four the branches that were there every single day. All my other instructors were in different branches of service. They would want to go out to eat at like Taco Cabana or Bill Miller or something like that. I wouldn't be able to go or I'd have to change into civilian attire. My goodness that is a very vast difference because I didn't know that that was the thing because you know when I was at Fort Hood you would just leave base to go to lunch and you go you placed and to show you how eight up I was. I used to patrol those places to make sure my students were going to Miller's or anything like that nasty little bitch come. Here Stash. Shops was Excuse me stats. Cotton was quite the individual. It seems like yeah. I was talking to Rostock on his podcast football. Podcast the other day and was explaining. It's basically my life has been three people seminarian Matthew. Then I became staff Sergeant Catherine and now I'm chaps like legitimately three different lives. It's crazy when you think about that. How diverse to everyone morph says they get older and matures and maybe changes in different ways. You've been three distinct different individuals three people in like very separate people. You've basically been Leo DiCaprio and catch me. If you can just changing your lifestyle. I promise you like if Matthew Seminary and Matthew met staffs aren't chaps there would be no recognition of who the other people were like they would hate each other all Freeman chaps would hate Matthew Jeff would also probably hates. Tests are very strange. We all change so nothing wrong with that. Yeah nothing wrong with that at all. But let's actually get into what we were fucking talking about here because in Texas a Guy. That's running for Sheriff Callahan County Sheriff's Department here in Texas candidate has admitted to misleading. The public about his military service and an investigation was launched on his opponent for making a similar fraudulent claim. Rick showers currently serve as the chief. Deputy for the Callahan. County released a statement on social media Monday. That reason part he says I deeply in wholeheartedly apologize for misleading. You about my military service. I do have discrepancies on my. Dd Two fourteen from thirty years ago. And I'm currently working to correct. Those jars goes onto explain even though he claimed otherwise. I'm multiple public forums. That he has not a navy seal green beret or an airborne ranger now to me. This isn't something. That's a discrepancy discrepancy. Would be. How long were you in like this theater? How long did you serve? And you say oh. I SURF FOR EIGHT YEARS. Two months and it was really eight years four months. I can see how that gets brain right discrepancy might be. I got three letters of appreciation whenever only got to. You don't have a minor discrepancy. Oh actually I didn't graduate from Buds Green Pray School or Airborne Ranger School. Yeah do any of those. I got discrepancy. It's a lie. I would have to imagine. One would remember serving in two different branches of our armed services. Be in the navy and the army so to say that you were in both that you know even as you get into very old age. Maybe get senile. I don't think that's something that one would forget. Yeah and I've actually been called out stolen valor shit. There was a guy that I went that I was in first. Recon Vitton with when I was deployed and Volusia and he told me that he was arranger too. I was like what do you mean like? He was a reconnaissance man and he had gone to ranger school. Okay at at the time. I had never heard that that was even option. I was like fucking liar like you. Nobody does that then. All A lot of the other re Konduz were like no like half of us has been to ranger school to it was like. Oh God I am. I am fucking poke a big time coke right. There's there's some instances like that that are a little more common than others and I mean. This is also not to say that. This sort of thing doesn't happen. You know we look at someone like We read about in that one book where the gentleman did serve multiple branches of service. So it does happen. It's not impossible but it's as we said not something you just forget about. Maybe there's a little discrepancy with your S. One shop where they messed up a little bit of paperwork not kid. That's common like we see those kind of mistakes all the time. Like what date did you go to school? I've even seen people that had schools. Drop out like my buddy duck. He didn't have dog in their school. I knew that he was a dog and the dog for six years. But whenever he got some of his schoolwork paperwork back we had to come down to lackland define like history tiffin shit that he actually went like that kind of stuff does happen. You do have discrepancies. You don't have discrepancies that you didn't go to the fuck a navy seal. Green Beret or airborne ranger school. Yes now. What happened but the craziest part is that his opponent awesome line on his stuff and the opponent is accused of fraudulently claiming that he received his Silver Star and a purple heart now cons. I WANNA pose a question here. Do you think it's worst ally about one your capabilities that you have. If you're going for sheriff would you prefer the candidate who lied about its capabilities saying that he has the capabilities of navy seal Green Beret or an airborne paratrooper or that he is a silver star recipient and a purple heart recipient? Which one do you would you prefer my gut tells me the latter the Silver Star and Purple Heart? Just because what has to occur for those two awards to be given to someone. So I think that that sticks in my craw a little bit more to steal phrase from Texas because also if you're but also you're talking about a silver star that he's talking about your capabilities to an extent because it says you acted Silver Star for just goofing. I mean you can get a purple heart from just forgetting the doctor under a window. That's hard yeah silver exactly. So but what's funny? Is You know you always talk growing up? Like don't judge a book by its cover. Get to know someone. I'm looking at these two gentlemen and it occurs to me that they look like the type of people that they think the whole Internet is just a whole fandango thing and they don't really understand it so we'll just say these things no one will ever find out it'll look great that I'm going up against this guy and I said I'm better than him and I had a better military career. Well yeah there's a little thing called Google sir. So we're going to have to check that de fourteen a little clear. Well what are these guys? Looks like they took him out of a seventeen fifty picture in Arizona. Were he's wearing a cowboy hat in the biggest handlebar moustache that you could possibly imagine. Also has mirrored sunglasses on this dude definitely. Looks like a Texas type of shariff but in this town for me. I think I would be more upset with the person who lied about their capabilities. Because in Callaghan Texas the population is only fourteen thousand tiny so that would mean to me that you only have a police department of maybe five or six cops. Maybe so if you can have one of your top cops. That's five or six of those police officers. Total if you could have one of those gentlemen have seal. Green Beret paratrooper training. You feel a lot more comfortable than you do with the guy who just happened to be in a really serious firefight and performed extraordinarily. That's true you got a seal Green Beret airborne ranger patrolling the streets. You're probably not even locking your doors at night. You're like I would. It wouldn't at all like come on fellas the water's warm. I just the other thing. I don't understand about this. When people make such agreements lies. How is it? Nobody in their camp that says would air. Maybe maybe dial it back a little like. Maybe you want to don't know like you really don't know like we've known each other for three and a half years we've been doing this podcast for three and a half years. If one day you came in and he said you know what I gotTa tell you a story that I've never told I trust you. You're an honest fell. I don't know you to be a liar. I'm going to initially believe you now. If you tell me that I kept for you. For three years that I was a green beret in a navy seal and airborne paratrooper. I might say you know what that doesn't sound. Exactly right. Come on Gimme a few minutes I wanted to do. You know I've done however countless many interviews that I've done in different places. Do you know who actually checked my credentials. Once like four awards and Shit Erica. No never anybody at Barcelona's never checked anything ever asked or anything. Maybe one of the members of Congress that we've interviewed Nope Fox Sports Fox. Sports did an interview on me before eight started working barstool and one of the things that they were. GonNa talk about is that I was a purple heart scipion and they before they would run run in the article and I told him I didn't really care but it was the first time I'd ever been questioned about it. They said we WANNA make sure because they looked up chaps McNealy which I was. Oh all right so that they looked up chaps. Mcnealy on the Purple Heart Database. And then come up so then they ask me. What's the deal here? We don't see it. Can you imagine if I didn't have that documentation that no my name is actually Matthew Catherine? Here's the purple heart citation. Here's my fourteen like turned and all that stuff they probably could have come in for me just being an Internet troll and fuck everything up if I was Aligarh about it. That'd be a bad luck. Well Kudos to sports being that diligent. I Shit again military service. I think people just are apt to just believe whatever is told of them and oftentimes civilians. If you hear a lot of things there's no radar that goes off. They're like Oh that sounds a little fishy now. This you know when you're talking about multiple branches of service that should go off and raise a red flag for most people but if I said to brand like. Oh Yeah Yeah actually. I earned a silver star Bronze Star two hearts Brennan. Oh Wow that's pretty great. Like maybe not now because he's a little bit. Thank like a civilian. That doesn't have an intense knowledge of the military or doesn't even watch a lot of movies would even recognize that seals and green berets. And all that stuff is in different branches of service. You might recognize that now. It's that to us. It'd be like going in to a brain surgeon we can go in and talk to Dr Carson in the trump administration. Be Like how did you perform that brain surgery? He could tell us that he got like a teaspoon out of the out of his kitchen. And we'd be like yeah that makes such parts of the brain using nonsense words and you wouldn't know the why wouldn't know any different. Yeah so I I understand how people think that they can get away with these things. I just don't understand how there's not at least one other person around in their camp but again county sheriff. I can't imagine they have too big of a team that are pumping them up for that that political race. No all right. Let's move onto round number two now. It's the Super Valentim's portion of the show. I am so excited because the next three round next four rounds are all about love and if you pay attention to anything that I write on the site or the show that we do on serious we talk a little romance from time to time so I feel like even though the military is our real were. We'll house combining these two is like a delicious little auditory sandwich that you're about to get kate. You took to our instagram account or twitter accounts to get people to talk a little Valentine's Day. What did you discover so I'm all about Valentine's Day? I don't know if you noticed the sheet today but I put hearts all over the top of it. I I really decked it out my dad. Every Valentine's Day sends me something. When I was in middle school it was very flowers from a mystery admirers and so I thought boys school actually liked me when they didn't. It was very traumatizing. But yeah so I've always. I was raised to Valentine's Day. I think it's just like a sweet. A lot of people like me on Valentine's Day. I don't think about that so much as I just think like. I like to do things just all the time. I want to just go out to dinner and get flowers just on random day like I do those things normally just a nice day to give your friends a little treats you know. I think that that's becoming what concept is becoming much more pervasive thought and I've even been in that camp for the last couple of years. My wife and I have a great relationship. I love her to death. She is my legitimate soulmate. But even us we don't like do a lot of Valentine's Day stuff. I'm thinking about going back to go the complete opposite direction. I'm sick and tired of the war on Valentine's not porn. Make it a big thing now. I do understand saying I'm not making a reservation on Valentine's Day because it is crazy at a restaurant normally you're gonNA have to wait a long time. It's going to be extra expensive extra tough to get a spot if you WANNA go out like the night after the night before or something like that. Like constant doing Yeah get back. Just do some Transi figure something case if you have to travel Valentine's Day and your significant other is extremely about that. Yeah you should definitely take them out the night before. That's the benefit of being married for a decade and my wife did not care and can't he's GonNa be half off by the time. You're listening to this on Saturday. So it was just a treat all around. It's just fun to call a little color in February little love so my personal favorite military love story is John in lead bass alone and when I lived in oceanside I lived right near the church that they got married and I not religious but I would go there sometimes just because I thought it was really cool anyways so I just really always loved that love story. But there's a lot of other love stories in the military and we ask you guys to write your battlefield. Buddy military spouse favorite veteran whoever a love note and we would read them on the shell so chaps. I wrote one for you and I soon as I saw it. My heart smiled. Yeah chaps. You're a great battle buddy and a real nice POW. I'm sorry you get some bad poops after chow. You created this show that got my life back on track. I'm sorry that when we meet people I point at you and say guess what he was shot in Iraq. When I my heart went dark because you didn't write one for me I haven't I like this one at underscore bryce Johnson to Kim. You're my favorite dependent. Never once did you try to wear my rank insignia. You're the one for me on every single move and comforted me when ds put me in a bad mood with a DVD. To fourteen in hand we have moved to the promise. Land I love you. Lots and that flight suit makes you look fire. He that little fire so he's got to get in. I think that's going to be hot. So at Orion K. Lots makes you look hot. God damnit like fire. She Game Looks Fire. She does this. Is CNN Steve Bart too? His buddy at padded and reckless roses are red violets. Are Blue when you fell in the ship pond. You smell just like Pu. We'll never forget or dare ever fake it that we cut your pants off and roll you back to the naked man that was stinky to you. Even remember you wind like a baby till we ripped out in December the PL was asking. Did Frankie fallen by. Yes sir. He did from neck bone Titian. This guy's pretty good like Dr Seuss. This guy is a real lifetime poop and before we move on from that one. The guys buddy has the most military at name on instagram. Ever reckless Mike. Yeah very much so And most of these love notes seem to involve poop for some reason or another at Mattie Mattie Monaghan to her buddy at Jess Marino said the pink I gave you as read are poop is green. Sure we're late for fire. Watch okay now scream. Hey just just reply. She said I'm crying. It was so sweet she loved it at pop. Smoke official again Daniel Sharp Adam on the show couple of weeks ago too his buddy at Apollo thirty thirty one. Thanks for being such a good bro. That all the women we dated over the years assumed we were or are currently still lovers and this speaks to. There's a lot of heavy bromance. Oh Man Terry is so prevalent. I think her strongest regular Bros. Have bromance is there's no stronger. Bromance that military bromance. I mean because you live together you work together you go out and down together. You are constantly. You're never part in a place where like homophobic language is very common way to combine. It shouldn't be as common people are way willing to give each other. Hugs the kiss each other on the cheek tack lingers like check in each other's oil credit card probably shouldn't do that anymore. That problematic I talked about all the time. How would notice my Ba- my battle buddy rob US having a bad day which is walk up behind him not say anything just start rubbing shoulders? Just goosen goof all that kind of stuff speaking of bromance at Fat James Dean Too. His Buddy at sea circle twenty two. He just said I love you so I clicked on C. Circle twenty two to see who this guy was. And it's a guy in a Budweiser Headband. Ripping a cigarette. He's lighting the cigarette with an arm sleeve arm sleeve American flag shirt on Fat James. I love you thing is wonderful as well like almost all of my buddies that I served with that. I still talk to shutout. Angie reach out. Sean DOCTORAL WHENEVER. I text with them almost every time. We know the conversations winding down. They always tell me they love me and I always tell them I love them back. You gotta drop the hard else. Everybody and it's not. It's not even the love you like where you feel like. It's a little bit more manly a little more tough to leave off the I. We even go straight up. I love how hard is in there as well as Peter. Lewis Year said. I'm probably butchering is. There are many. This is a sweet one. This one very sweet. There are many battle buddies. But you alone remind my battle. Buddy is my life and when I'm with him. Life is fine before God. I swear this creed this I will defend. I'll stand with you on fire. Watch tell our enlistment ends a beautiful poem. But then it's him and his buddy his battle buddy in uniform and their Camby's they're clearly out in the field and they're looking off into a sunset and their arms are intertwined for horizon and their fingers are intertwined. They're just holding hands into the sunset. Beautiful around really sweet gotta read our. Social Media Guy. Kyle's at son of a gun to his buddy at five four six when I think of you. My heart sings because when you fart my eyes things you cleared out gyms with your smell. You made the Africans feeling well. I'm sorry you drove over that. It sucks that it that it made you hate your knee but we all know it was all your fault you suck it driving you fucking book. What is what is weak is nice. I know there was a lot of good ones. The last one I'll read is a genuine one. Iron Rooster Three fifteen. He's a military dad who falls the show his he said to my son about to be pinned in your rite of passage ceremony. See you next week for family. Dan Graduation proud of you So just a lot of really sweet ones at Watson Kobe. Twenty-three thanks for Mama. Birding me my food like a true senior lance should so nick Valda Tara out there. Those guys got in trouble. They had to take down the picture of him being baby bird because Oh so they do listen to the show. I WANNA give him some advice because we talked about it a little bit a group chat so let me kind of set the scene. What happened here because a lot of times the younger enlisted folks will send us videos that to me is a perfect example of what junior enlisted. Life is like especially in the army and the Marine Corps where they're constantly going out there doing silly stupid shit that they've done forever. We've had Max Shurer Yard on the show from Terminal Lance and he talks about this as well. We'll be doing things that are so unbelievably common. That we look back after our time and service and think those were the good moments that we had in the military right there. One perfect example was a senior marine. I think he was a corporal or a senior Lance. That's what he just said they're a senior lance. Corporal Baby birded some sunflower seeds into a junior marines mouth so he just chewed up and spit into his mouth. And now this guy is getting threatened because it went out on social media. Who are very upset about this. You fucking suck no offense users user. This is what we do. This is what junior enlisted does man. And it's fun. You're killing time. You're goofing around. It's part of like the joy deserve whatever the French say. Yeah that's what it is the whatever the genetic CLA and I feel like commands being less than competent about. I want to give him some advice. Because I don't know if mini- staff will do this for him at his current unit deny that in JP if they if you deny that jp they can't give you an JP. They have to take it to court martial deny company or battalion level in. Jp They have to take it the court martial win that charged. She goes to base legal and it says that we want to charge him because he baby bird another marine willingly. What forced or anything like that base. Legal will laugh your command out of the office right. Don't take that. Don't take something that could possibly ruin your career because your command wants to be idiots and so stupid say like it while that is all true that is much easier said than done especially if you're a young enlisted. Oh sure I blame the commands for doing that. That's bullshit to do that to people like making folks taken in. Jp which can legitimately fuck up your career. You're talking about somebody who might be. I don't know this kid at all. I don't know marine at all. But you might have somebody who could be a really good marine and you're going to jeopardize what how fast you can get promoted based on baby burning in the field burder baby burder could be come. Sergeant major recall baby comes an officer and he's eighty bird brigadier general. Exactly he could become the owner. There's just a lot of other ways to inflict punishment after if you really are that perturbed by that action around battalion and police call any anytime that he goes and sees that he has to pick up the birdseed like a little bird. Every time you see sunflower seeds on the on the thing for six more. Make the old crusty gun who still dips baby. Bird him you know on a love. Note Matthew Dot three six zero seven seven. I like you like you a lot. Sorry for firing before I was cleared hot. Sounds like someone needs some Roman. Maybe I don't know and then the final one at Roslindale said roses are red violets are blue on the USS Germantown. I got knocked down rancor to our. Cmc got kicked out and CEO was relieved to our surprise about half the Marines got COMMITTEEA in Pi. So speaking of I feel like there's no better way to end it jobs. I know you've given this few times now but I think it's important for Valentine's Day it is. There's no other time that people like Dick Sweat or whatever. They do for Valentine's Chinatown. What's that or vaginas pounded? Yeah you can do whatever you want to was more genital. You're free to do whatever you want to go crazy. The other person is consenting. So here's your safety brief going into Valentine's Day weekend safe sex is great sex. You'd better wear latex because you don't want that Latex Latex so wrap it up all right for starters quick question. Have you ever had a really bad breakup. Like do you mean really messy break up just like one that you look back on. And you're like Oh God like yeah. I mean both of Stupid Divorce. True definitely qualifies. But I'll go back a little bit earlier because I talked a little bit about being seminarian earlier and whenever I was in when I was in ever I was in Bible School. I'd dated the same girl. Same woman for almost three years. We were dating and we're very conservative in nature. I was a virgin until I was like twenty two years old and whenever I went to her house and Tallahassee whenever I went to just go like hang out with her for a couple of days in Tallahassee while going to school she came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and was completely undressed. I'd never seen her nude or anything like that. I was I think I was twenty years old and nineteen years old twenty years old. I immediately broke up with her back home. I was like a two and a half hour trip home. I saw her boobs and I was like. How could you do this? I can't believe this. Why would you 'cause Lord Watch and I'm media got into my s? Ten truck drove back to where I was going to school and we never got back together after that. It was a three year relationship. That was done there you go I am. I don't have any good as yeah when I walked out. His Dick was out in his eyes. Look I'm gone now. I in high school I tried to break up with my longtime high school boyfriend and I was like. Let's go for a walk around your neighborhood and I was gonNA like gently. Tell him as we went on this nice walk and everybody just cut their lawns. It was like late spring and I had some sort of allergic reaction so as I was trying to break up with them. My whole body broke out in hives and I had snot running down my face and I had this. I've never had anything like it before. I couldn't stop sneezing so good because it probably shows that you really thought about it that you're carrying about it was affecting your health. It wasn't something that you were taking lightly. Yeah it was just a mess. We were covered in pollen by the end. But yeah so that was the only and then you know the old divorce ruining but that was a time right like the divorce like we had some serious before the divorce classic Kate case of chaps and Kate goofing. We were just goofing marriage goofing idea brand any good ones for you. I mean my only other girlfriend was it was Ended up being a pretty toxic relationship. That was like on and off again not even like on and off again glasses. Afc there were You know it didn't end abruptly. I would say relationships of the military are just. I mean Yeah Shit. Show total shit show and but we're not alone. We're not alone. Because there's another big break-up happening right now chaps. Oh yeah this week. The Philippines notified the United States that it would end a major security pact allowing us to train in their country a pivotal move under president. Rodrigo Detaille who continues to warm to China while distancing itself from the US China being total. Jody on US right. Now and swooping in foreign secretary door locks in announced on twitter that he notified the US embassy. In Manila. The Philippines is pulling out. Nobody pulls out found hines pulling out of the Nineteen Ninety Eight Visiting Forces Agreement. The court allows American forces along with US military ships and aircraft to rotate through Philippine military bases for roughly three hundred joint exercises annually with Filipino troops. So we do a shit ton and this is hugely important. Not just to the. Us interest but the navy as a whole but the amount of people who are Filipino. In the navy is as wild like there's a lot of Filipinos of the navy because they can have an agreement. Where if you're a Filipino? You can join the United States Navy like you could join our military and things like that. There's a lot of different agreements. Yeah and no idea. Yeah if you look at the. Us Navy's percentage Filipino servicemembers. It is so high so high. Wow I didn't know that. But unfortunately the agreement will be terminated within one hundred eighty days unless both sides can negotiate a way to keep it the embassy acknowledgement Hilas notice and said Washington will carefully consider how to best move forward despite a sixty nine year alliance between the two nations shays. President Detaille has repeatedly lashed out against Washington specifically the US after the US. Visa of Senator Ronald Dela Rosa was cancelled over alleged. Human rights violations committed as a national police chief in that country in the Philippines after deteriorate took office in two thousand. Sixteen Dela Rosa enforced the president's deadly anti-drug crackdown carrying out a bloody campaign. That killed thousands of mostly poor Filipinos. Meanwhile China has been courting the Philippines as well as other nations in the region like Cambodia as part of its effort to seize control of the South China Sea. So a lot of kind of big deal shit in the long run is happening right now and in a speech on Monday deterred day said trump moved to save the agreement but he rejected the idea. He accused the US of meddling and Philippine affairs. Saying America is very rude. They are so rude. And that's tame for this guy if you want speeches of crazy shit from the president look no farther than the Philippines by. What's going on with that Fella? He is a wildcard. I've written blogs about him. Some of the things that he says are absolutely insane. Like an even. I'm saying that in current America like what he says is why this guy an absolute wildcard. Yeah it's crazy and I just googled it because I had to I never knew this chap's Filipinos were the only foreign nationals allowed to enlist in the US armed forces without I immigration to the country and the Navy was the only military branch they could join after weeding out those viewed as unqualified to enlist the navy tested about a quarter of and picked the top four hundred. So they they. They stopped doing this in the nineties. I guess but this really was a thing that they were doing for a long time. I had no idea. No I mean if you go to different basis because I I only knew it. Probably because my dad was in the navy and we go to different places the amount of Filipinos that were there was it was just a lot one because that was a big port that they would have a lot of people in the navy especially in the late eighties. Early Nineties were stationed in the Philippines at some point and many of the servicemembers. Whenever they went they would come back with a wife. So a lot of the cultural influence that happened was because Amir became a melting pot. The navy nothing pot with a lot of different cultures intertwined with Filipino culture. So you constantly have Filipino foods and Filipino. Holidays and things like that. They were celebrated also. Yeah pretty big relationship could be coming to an end here in one hundred eighty days to make it. Work couple's counseling. Maybe Yeah State Zika blow job. Somebody's figure out Phil and the case. Get Dr Phil. Send him over there on a little ship. They'll figure it out. Oh loves he would fit in. Honestly if you put. If you took Dr Phil put him in a Khaki Navy chief uniform. Oh his mustache haircut. Nobody would be the wiser. He would be the perfect person to be senior chief Dr Phil Honest to God. I can see it so perfectly I know to me. You told me that seeing your sheep. Dr Phil isn't the guy that's in charge of like s q branch at your local fucking. He is he is. He's that guy for sure so hopefully they figure it out. I don't know but break up in the works not good on Valentine's Day all right. Let's move onto round for round number. Four fucking in the military is nothing new. We've been doing it forever. People in war were to writing letters about it. People now are getting online. And they're sending sex messages back and forth trying to figure out ways to do it while on deployment. It's been around forever Kate Stat Gate and I used to have to do while we were because no matter what war. You're in even from the beginning of time when you're separated from your partner for a long time you gotta figure out how to keep it alive. Keep the sparks going. And I think we look back in the olden days. And we're like well. They didn't do it back then. They were just as Horny back then in the military as we are now so right because you see some of these older folks. That are one hundred years old now. They're in World War Two and you're like there's no way they fucked like he just looked at it because they're old whenever. I went though whenever I went to a nursing home recently and interviewed a war veteran. Who was shot down over Germany? I looked at his pictures back in the day whenever it was just a black and white picture of him and I was like this dude. This dude was fucking at some point in his life he was straight up fucking and it happens all the time World War. Two stories are some of my favorites. The romance behind it because unlike now where if you are in Afghanistan and you're in Iraq or you're wherever you are deployed and you have the ability to facetime or skype or at least call. They didn't have that and sometimes it would take. It would be months before they actually heard the voice or solve the face of the person that they're with so they also had to get creative so we went and looked up an article from history dot com that says long before AOL Instant Messenger Winston. Churchill received a war. One letter that said. Oh my God like the Oem Jalen. They've been doing. They've been doing the acronyms for a long time and decades. Before baby boomers began wringing their hands over sex things. Their parents were sending each other racy acronyms in their World War Two letters and I don't think this is talked about enough so we're going to do it right now. Some of these acronyms were fairly mild by today's standard. For example soldiers and their sweetheart my swag s AK K. or S. W. A. L. K. On the back of an envelope to say sealed with a loving kiss and they might actually leave a little bit of lipstick to. I'm sure you've seen that like in movies where you kiss it or even we've seen it too with a little bit of perfumed where you ever known to do that. There were few mark along to a letter. Yeah definitely so they go on to say but they get a little bit more Raunchy because I think we hear ones like seal with a loving kiss and we think yeah. I could see my grandparents doing that or my great grandparents doing that when it gets a little bit more racy though there's another one called Norwich for example which means knickers off ready when I come home and while China could be code for come home. I'm naked already so it's getting a little bit more suspect but it gets it goes on even further than that because some of the World War. Two correspondents weren't part of any official allied military code. This just kind of came up organically and I imagine that if they could've at the time something like urban dictionary for the World War Two soldier would have been very very beneficial because some of these are pretty complicated like there's one called Egypt just the word Egypt E. G. Y. PT. That said ever give you pleasant thoughts. And then cates personal favorite one. Egypt might mean something different. Kate do you want to tell us what that is eager to grab your tits and the reason that a lot of these acronyms were so intense and so weird. Was that back then again. They only had snail mail but also every piece of it was read to make sure you weren't giving away secrets and that was one of the big reasons that they had to do it this way so they had to like encode there sexting pretty much so eager to grab your tits. Egypt to be the thing that you would right and so there was some sweet ones. There was some some not so sweet one so so can we take a step back. How the you have to establish these acronyms with the other person or else you're just going to be reading words out of context like like do they sit like they sit down before they're two point be like look? I'm GonNa give you definitely do that because even when my my dad was in the navy like I've said before and whenever we he would go out we would have code words like say if he was going to be near Egypt or something like that. I not the tits Egypt. You grab it. If it's going to be somewhere we would say. Mcdonald's are going to get donuts and we'd have code words that we all knew what it meant but he didn't so they probably had to sit down and come up with these akers all by themselves. Another one that they used was Italy which might be confusing World War Two but it only meant I trust you and love you. That wants beautiful right. Yeah I love it and Burma beyond dress ready my angel malaria. My ardent lips await your arrival. Venice very excited now. I caress everywhere. Navy means drinking. I don't know but yeah a lot of these. I'm assuming troops coming back from overseas to talk to the troops about to deploy and be like come up with code with your lady because we're not allowed to write about shit so I don't know there's a lot of really cute ones though and I really love that I know when I was on deployment my a my ex and I. We only had snail mail because he was deployed at the same time we were both in the boonies and we legit. We would sex via snail mail and I would. I think I've talked about on here before I would draw. Stick figures of me getting like wheelbarrow down a coffee table. I'm like you're gonNA just yeah so air time. I also had a polaroid camera that I would little. Afghan kids don't have any photos of themselves so I would take it out on patrol and I would take pictures of the kids and give it to them so they they loved getting hand held photos of themselves that they could keep but I also used to take pictures of my tits tomb. Wouldn't snail mail Egypt? Check out these heritage the acronym that you used. No I just wrote it straight out because I didn't have to hide it but one time a French magazine was in Marsha. It was kind right after which by the way the push of. Marja I think ten years ago. Now be starting this month but I got there right after the push and so all these these journalists coming in and this French magazine. They're like do mind. I was writing him a letter and so they're demanded over your shoulder. We take some photos for the magazine. And I was like sure and I didn't realize that I was continuing on with the letter on the left page on the other page was like straight up. Raunchy like Duke like whatever afterwards I was like fuck. That's going to be some French. Prison who speaks English is going to be like. Oh my God what the fuck I mean. It probably makes sense. I mean people know that you're separated and you gotta keep it a little bit spicy whenever you're deployed on the other hand did have some spicy acronyms that I would use. Yeah if I was in World War Two now I. I came up with some that I would have. I would be like. Don't forget Gab. And I don't know if that would make sense that make sense. Do you guys go. Iv that means the G. spots in the but you can't forget what ever get. Their give is definitely one and you would also have dim would-be one too. So that would be digitally insert and milk the prostate. I sure that'd that'd be one that I would throw in a letter and the last one that I would make sure that before I left it. We knew on deployment. Is it soon? Pm would be one that we would definitely have to remember whenever I come back soon. Pm would be something that I was looking for and that one means. Strap one on now peg me right for sure. That was a very common one during World War by the way I've seen bumper sticker that says soon pm. I've seen all that kind of stuff I have to that I would have used in World War Two. That didn't use but that I would have if I go back in time Spokes is the first one. And that's it's not perfect but slap your pork and beans on Kate. Especially sexually and then. Yeah that's good. Jj did tie buckle so just military acronym usually for leadership but yeah just fire. So they think I'm sending one about leadership. Jj did tie buckle just jammed. Incredible Dong totally inside every big UNDULATING clammy crispy. Love entrance makes sense. Yeah that's obviously that's one that they'll pick up on proper sure. Abby ratted out on that one so every now and then in the mwr where troops can call home. You hear some sexy conversations going on that you wish you weren't hearing but I mean what are you GonNa do? You gotTa keep going. You gotTA keep the Spark Alive. One that one marine that comes in with his poncho liner. And it's rustling while he's looking at the computer you know what's going on you know for sure what's going on little hands under the under the sticky wooden desk. That was there all the time. Yeah but there's a group there's a Porn Site Cam Soda Cam. Girls and might be. I don't know but they're doing a Valentine's Day special where you can pick a specific participating cam model and have them like Sarah J Brandy Love Liza. An WHO's here at Barstool sometimes You can make requests for what outfit they wear what they say. Desired level of nodding and once the request is filled Cam. Suitable validate the troops ip address and initiate the free greeting a recording. So you can send your loved one a free cam girl message from like some sexy lady if you want. I mean it's unbelievable. We are really in the golden age of Hornets. Really true. Because the things that you can do now you couldn't even imagined it years ago that you could go on and you could pay for almost anything that you want to do. You WanNa pee on somebody. You could probably set that up. Just I sure easy European. Somebody's but to whatever you want. Boy Hip freely so World War. Two acronyms keeping love alive very much real on this Valentine's Day no doubt about it. Do you have any tips for those people out there k. You know stick figures really do get the job done. I would say yeah. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. Read fifty shades of grey. Get a little sexy with it. And they'll try to send to get long distance groovy. Have you ever read fifty shades of gray? No well once of my family is copied down the shore one year and we all came back from the bar super hammered so my cousin had passed a video of me reading. She's passed out on a table with like a bowl of spaghetti stupid but was reading them before the movie came out and everything she listened to audio books and read them and everything and she told me that one time she was just kind of lost train of thought while she was going through a getting a breakfast TACO and roll the window down of our minivan at the time and the audio tape of Christian grey like doing some real raunchy sex moved to his love interest. You could hear it while shoes is getting her breakfast tacos in the morning cautionary tale about fifty shades of grey over short care. I have another cautionary tale. I don't have a tip for you while you are away but occasionally whenever you do get those pictures like certain pictures of your loved one the explicit kind and you keep those to yourself. We don't WanNA delete those like the those pictures and you're still with somebody. Those are something that usually keep for a long time. Whenever I was on a plane going to my honeymoon with my wife I opened up my laptop and I had some of those pictures and as soon as you know like whenever you're going to charge your iphone back in the day. Whenever you plugged in your iphone immediately photos would pop up on your laptop you so you just start bouncing. Have it there. So whenever I plugged in my phone and my laptop open it was just naked pictures of my wife and sitting in the aisle seat and everybody behind could see it and I wasn't paying attention and she likes slammed it shut. She's like what are you doing? Why would you have though so readily available? Oh Yeah it definitely be careful at the news. Be careful very careful with the gift that he didn't as such treated as such and keep them private. Private pictures are private. Good little safety brief there to let's move onto route. Five round number five comes to us for military DOT COM and Oriana. Pollock is the one who wrote this one. When popping the big question creativity is encouraged so one airman recently us the opportunity to go a little bit over the top of the world that is oh for a brand new captain stewardship. Easy OF THE THIRTY. Three Ninety third bomb squadron at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri proposed to his girlfriend Marie Lipman by launching a weather balloon into space with a ring attached to it. It went high above the earth And along with friends enlistment biocide should be a B. Two spirit stealth bomber pilot launched the balloon with a decoy. Ring up to nine up to nine service. I'm like this guy's a fucking idiot. That's what I thought too up to ninety six thousand feet but it went all the way up to ninety six thousand feet. According to ship video recording of the launch now posted on Youtube listening thought should be was just sending up a military challenge. Coin would have been just the nerdy thing right God. She thought that her fiance was a big old loser. But he swapped in the ring at the last minute video shows once the balloon burst at high altitude. It traveled back down to Earth landing in a nearby Cornfield ship from ninety six thousand feet. We're listening and should be retrieved it using. Gps system attached to the package. Once she picked up the container listening saw the decoy perched on a stand while ship. He got down on one knee to propose it. The real ring should be said sippy was I feel like this is like Mississippi. Adam Sandler movie captainship. He Sat. This was really happy that the milk and the ring came down. Together is yeah. She should be was glad he made the weather. Balloon experiments a personal hobby enabling him to understand the mechanics of a successful launch. Putting us all to shame captainship. That's a really well thought out. I mean it is because normally it is very hard to have a military type of proposal. We're everybody doesn't collectively roll their eyes at once because normally it's like some PFC standing in a field in his Camby's with his with his girlfriend. Or whatever or it's a it's a lady better and wearing her dress blues with pse chevrons high and tight and looking and getting engaged as well. It's those types of things. This one took a little bit more. Thought although I gotta say even though it is a great idea to post it up on the weather balloon saying that it went up to space my love for you goes over the earth and all that stuff it is beautiful it is kind of faking the funk and I kind of think technically it's an integrity violator because that's not the real ring you can't say that he put this ring up to space. The fake ring has now got to become the real ring. He should've upped the ante and use the real ring. I agree I think you should have sent it up there and said but then it would have been a lot of pressure then if they find et might have broken up. I mean that's the that's why you shouldn't do diamonds. Diamonds should be out. I think that you can take that risk with a ruby or Garnett or something. I should've gone just aren't hired a dime it's like why are we doing this? Still this is such an antiquated idea of engagement. What do we need this for that amount of money? That amount of wrist one outfitter. You're bitter out you're responsible. You didn't have a fancy engagement idea. So you're you're hating on captain chippy. Well I did have a fancy idea kate I just didn't have the intestinal fortitude to stick to the plant. I've told you that before right. I had this big plan of how is going to get asked my wife to marry me and the very first gift that I got. Her was the almond branches from Van. Gogh and I sent that to our place in Mississippi whenever we're living long distance whenever she was coming up to visit me in Washington. Dc that same painting from Van Gogh was at the Smithsonian. So whenever we we're supposed to go to the Smithsonian we're supposed to have this nice moment where I was going to actually ask her to marry me underneath that Van Gogh painting so then whenever I was hanging over our bed it would always be a reminder instead. I drink way too much. Red Wine got really drunk. Put on Michael Boob Way Adam. Premium your walls wearing Pajama pants and then called seven to eight. Different people to ask them all to be best man. She's still said yes right. She said yes yes so potato potatoes. This one's Nice Day. Then she proposed to you under a waterfall. Drew Mayor Falls. Yeah decade later. She proposed to me. And what may fall? It was beautiful. You guys are just rolling in proposals. I do love though that this ship guy and his fiancee listening now. They'll have this video of the whole thing. It's kind of cool to be able to. Maybe if they ever have kids someday show the ring going up into space. I mean I keep going back to it but ninety six thousand feet. It's kind of NEAT and then to see this. It's kind of cool. I think it's a unique idea. It's a romantic gesture for sure it is. It is slightly nerdy. But that's the inner voice for you. Look God love them. So good for them aren't so let's go ahead and getting stave rounds and alibis. We'll start with our guide capping cons. What'S UP CON-. Yeah so we are. Obviously as everybody knows we're going out to the Air Force Academy Colorado Springs. This weekend really excited about this trip and I was tasked with finding out some fun facts about the Air Force Academy so I dialed up the Google machine and this is what I found. Let's say you were tasked you volunteered. You volunteered well. Yeah I guess I did. I did all right. You put your hand up and you're like I know so much because I looked into going there. I wanted to give these facts out not true but anyway and you got rejected. And that's why you twist also not true but anyway number one. The United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs was founded in nineteen fifty four which makes the youngest service Kademi and then country and thus the wine baby number two. The Chapel was designed to have twenty-one spears. Did you know that brand? But due to buddy straight years spires. Here's wow spyros speier column yes correct. Wow Good Job Ryan. Twenty-one spires but due to budget constraints when construction began in one thousand nine hundred eighty nine. It's design was changed to include only seventeen of those spires as a result the Air Force Academy developed a complex about itself with its graduates. Always falling short number three. You can get a great education at the Air Force Academy. It has been ranked as high. As number two public college number two public colleges in the country by Forbes perennial perennially behind number one United States military academy. I love the fact that conscious talking about the education and normally he reads really well but you know the irony the irony number four one of the founders and the First Superintendent of the Air Force Academy was Lieutenant General Hubert Riley Harmon. Lieutenant General Harmon was a member of the famed West Point Class of Nineteen Fifteen Aka the stars Jesus Surf Classics on lieutenant-general Armand was aided by his Alan classmate. General Eisenhower and creating the Air Force Academy Dooley's I didn't know that that's what the Air Force Academy freshmen are referred to are required to know these names when asked who founded the school they reply without West Point. We don't exist. And lastly number five Brigadier General Robin Olds Ace fighter pilot Air Force Academy commandant from Nineteen Sixty seven to nineteen seventy by the way. Read his book. That's an excellent excellent. Read but he famously said of the Air Force Academy fighter pilot is an attitude. It is cockiness aggressiveness. It is self confidence. It is a streak of rebelliousness and his competitiveness. Something else. There's a spark their desire. Be Good to do well in the eyes of your peers and your own mind. I learned all this while playing football west point. So they have it they have it. I mean a lot of great facts about the air force. God I can't wait. I can't wait to show up at the Air Force Academy you're going to get such a warm welcome also excited to see you now. I do have a task. One of the biggest questions that we get on social media that we get a lot of times when we start talking about books as what some of the recommendations con is economy a well read individual cons. Tuesday's episode. I want you to do your ten military books of all time. Oh that's great. All right I got you I will. I refer to putting that Together for sure. Our brand what do you got? I'm just super excited to go to Colorado. I've never been to Colorado before so I can't wait to like check out everything about the campus. I'm looking for to do falconry getting you guys on some skates. The hockey game is going to be awesome. Is going to be a little bit different because I feel like when we go to these sporting events we really only go to like Army Navy and you know now. The cons is not here anymore. Yeah Army Navy. Football game is just so boring. A hockey an actual. Nhl Hockey game should be patent tree behind. The game is awesome trying part that have been really exciting the year. That army broke the streak. That game was fucking amazing. Now's the most fun games I've ever been to finish onto to the hockey game. The snow game finish was an awesome finished. But it's just such a brutal watching experience when you're like sitting up in the upper decks and like it's snowing and it was called but I guess that'd be we should be Colorado might be chilly Bryan out watching insides. I'm just realizing that now. So okay what are you got again? I'm sure you guys already said it but view house in Colorado Springs. The place just opened. I was looking at it up. It looks awesome. It's like it's a huge beautiful bar with these massive patios and outdoor space inside like super high roofs and glass looking at the mountains. It's really cool so view house Colorado Springs from three to five pm on Saturday the fifteenth. That's where we are going to be And so I just really excited to have never been to Colorado and I can't wait I'm GonNa be wagging tell all over it. We're going to be doing a little ice skating. We'RE GONNA be getting a tour of the campus and I'm really really looking forward to that Also on a more somber note just much love to the Naval Academy Right. Now I saw that A midshipman Carrillo passed away so thoughts and prayers to his friends and family and to all the people at the Naval Academy. I'm sure they're hurting right now. So I'm just sending my love on this Valentine's Day but really thinking of the Krill family and and all his friends. Yeah no doubt about it. my save round is one. I'm excited to go to Colorado to. I've think I've only gone to one. H L game in my life so I'm excited to see that experience. Go out with. Ra spitting chocolate skies. They're all great so I'm looking forward to that. And secondly gotta give out fire wash. We have a little bit of fire. Watch that's going on this weekend. The duty roster needs to be filled out and the first one up. He used to be the press secretary. He was the press secretary for President Trump. Whenever HE I took over office he is a naval officer as well so he should be familiar with taking watch. But because Sean Spicer decided in all of his infinite wisdom that he was going to take money out of other people's pockets by charging a hundred and ninety nine dollars to spread a message of love via cameo for this Valentine's Day season. I think that's way too much money. I think Sean Spicer should love love way. More than that and drop the prices down one hundred ninety nine dollars is way too much. And hopefully he gets flooded with requests to do these cameos and if he does he'll have plenty of time to host those cameos while he's on fire. Watch the crew. I know you have found watch for our fixed and tonight I in addition to that he'll have somebody to film all of his fire watch because Kate will be joining him on fire. Watch as the a duty. She was late today for the podcast. Every time that Sean Spicer is on fire watch. So we'll be. She will be the eighty to his duty. Nco Club know you have found four. Yeah earlier in the Week. We decided to move the time up. Turn Khan's needed to come in earlier and I was like. Yeah that works for me and then I just totally forgot saw homos up. I was getting ready to come in still was going to be early for the regular show but I just. It was one of those things that when you called. I was okay. What's up? I didn't even know what you're for. And that's that's the reason why I didn't get mad at all like whenever whenever I called. And you're like a and you're just like hey what do you mean? And then I was like she has no idea and I think that is at the point if you know in your late to me. I think that that's a problem like you knowingly late if it's something that just completely scripture mine and you have no idea that shit happens to everybody so we were just like okay. We'll just fucking adjust fire. We'll do it this way. We had to adjust fire. Little bit turned out to be a good episode. We're looking forward to having everybody in Colorado. We'll get some good content and were there. We'll let you know about it on Tuesday until then sound the retreat

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