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Pete Hegseth on the Journey of the Teacher in the Classroom

The Doug Collins Podcast

02:06 min | 2 d ago

Pete Hegseth on the Journey of the Teacher in the Classroom

"In the navy, our friends in the neighborhood, they always like to joke that the ship at sea, the captain is God. I mean, there's no other place to go as long as she upset sleep. In very similar ways, the college professor, and then in turn their teacher that they're teaching, but then that teacher getting in a classroom. This is what I see and I've heard from you several times a teacher college explain what that link is important. The teaching of The Pentagon, the audiology and for the teacher quote, teacher college into the classrooms and elementary schools and hostile. It's so important because that pipeline is what insulates a lot of what is taught from what we say is conservatives all the time of local control. So you might, you might live in a more conservative state where you've got a Republican governor and school boards that are watching it. But more or less, and there are more or less the educational pipeline of teacher accreditation, what they get taught, the new types of teaching methods that they are the unions that they confront. All of the aspects of how they land in the classroom are controlled by the hard left. And so even if especially today, I think they're consolidation is even more powerful today. So by the time you reach it, reach the classroom as a new teacher today, you've gone through an education college and accreditation certification, all of which. During which you have to engage with these diversity equity inclusion concepts. And if you don't engage with them as gospel, you're not allowed to pass or you have to quietly, you know, you can't dissent from it. So once you get into the classroom, you've already gone through that. And then you're, if your local school board or school district is saying you can or can not do that, it conflicts with the curriculum and the pedagogy that's still in the classroom. So I always always a believer of local control and I still am, of course, but I'm trying to disavow parents and grandparents of this view that I can just move to the right zip code

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The Left's Woke Indoctrination of the Military With Nick Freitas

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:21 min | Last week

The Left's Woke Indoctrination of the Military With Nick Freitas

"It would be seriously remiss of me if I didn't ask you this question given your background. So my background, so I'm an immigrant, a legal immigrant. I naturalized in 2012, ended up in The White House working for president Trump. But for about the last decade, I had quite a close relationship with Bragg. I've been teaching as a guest instructor on the Q course, the 18 alpha officers course, and also warrant offices, the 18 alpha course as well. The one 81 80 alpha as well. And I love it. And I love those guys, especially when you're talking to warrants, you know, who've had 9, 9 tools in the sandbox. You're not teaching them anything. You're standing there with a card rate just listening to what they have to say. But given that association, what we've witnessed in the last 16 months, your well plugged in with your brotherhood back at bragging elsewhere. Your reaction, your comments, to what is politely turned, the work efficacy of the American military, what we've seen in terms of the pride flag being flown over the air force recruits in that recent Twitter ad, Mark milley saying, yes, we have I'm white and we have to understand white rage. How bad is it? What are you hearing and how concerned are you as a former operator? Well, people are people are very frustrated because they feel like I saw this tweet today and they were talking about the navy pushing for safe spaces. And like, you know, it used to be that the safe space, the military was responsible for was the United States and keeping it safe from foreign militaries and foreign threats. Now all of a sudden, the military is once again become a Petri dish for social engineering. For the left. And there's a lot of frustration because again, if you go into the military and I think especially certain careers in the military that you know are going to put you in a great deal of danger. There's a certain expectation that you're going to have a strong grip on reality because you don't get to play the games that we do in the sociology class at Cal Berkeley when it gets to the battlefield. Things like biology matters, reality matters. And when you start to ignore that, people die from that. That's not a, this is not the typical Elizabeth Warren where if you don't agree for every regulation she likes, you want people to die. No, we operate in an environment where people die when we don't recognize reality. If you deny reality that'll cost.

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The Navy Has Started Gender Sensitivity Training

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:43 min | Last week

The Navy Has Started Gender Sensitivity Training

"But the navy is now training its members to create a safe space by using proper gender pronouns and a new instructional video modeled after a children's show, and the video begins with some schmuck in a rainbow colored shirt saying hi. My name is Johnny. And I use king him pronouns. By the way, this is our naval undersea warfare center engineer, Johnny Roseanne talking. The navy says this official training video was meant to emphasize the importance of using correct pronouns, as well as polite etiquette when you may not be sure of someone's pronouns. The video is the latest bullshit by the military to foster a more sensitive environment for its members and staff. An earlier this month, the army did the same thing. Offering similar gender identity training and it now trains officers on when to offer subordinates gender transition surgery. So they're actively telling, listen, maybe it's time you get the surgery. All of this shit is part of a larger push by the goddamn Biden administration to make the military more welcoming to transgender individuals. This video is about four minutes long. And it emphasizes how members can create a safe space by using inclusive language that signals their allies who accept everybody. And service members must take these steps to ensure that they not misgender someone God

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Monica Crowley: Stephen Colbert's Team Broke the Law

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:53 min | Last week

Monica Crowley: Stephen Colbert's Team Broke the Law

"Wrote this on social media yesterday. I am among those calling for congressional hearings. I want to hear triumph the insult comic dog testify under oath. Yes, wouldn't that be something? You know, that's sorry, dog. Monica Crowley, I have to tell you, I don't know why. That guy, Robert smigel, that guy, gets under my skin, but they cornered me at one of the political convention years ago, and I ended up being on, was it Conan O'Brien? I think at the time, I can't remember, I think trying up started with Conan. But I ended up being a part of their huge comedy attack hit piece. It was very unpleasant. Yeah. No, I think I remember that, Todd, when they sort of cornered you and ambushed you on that look, they play according to their own rules. They do what they want, call their last night was trying to dismiss the whole thing. It's just jokes and my team doing their job. No, you were trespassing at the U.S. capitol. Which is what you were plastering the January 6th protesters for doing, right? Well, I'm not the president trying to cite an insurrection. Oh, come on. It is either break a law or you don't break the law. We either have rule of law or we don't have rule of law. And in this country, there has been a widespread widespread breakdown of the respect that we have for our institutions, but that didn't just materialize tots. That's a direct result of the fact that our institutions have been failing us. You can not have a healthy functioning republic when you do not have the equal application of the law. Lady liberty and lady lady justice is supposed to be blind. She's blindfolded for a reason. And yet now we have it's not an uneven application of the law based on race or gender or anything like that. It's based on your political affiliation.

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Monica Crowley: Biden's Wokeness Is a Form of Corruption

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:06 min | Last week

Monica Crowley: Biden's Wokeness Is a Form of Corruption

"We've been talking about this navy training program that's coming out. They're creating a safe space for sailors who are confused about their pronouns and you just really wonder what in the world is going on inside Biden's Pentagon with this wokeness. It's nuts. Well, it's everywhere. And you know, it's a form of corruption, of course, because anything that takes away from the military's main mission, which is to protect the United States, protect the American people and fight and win wars and sometimes that involves killing the enemy, right? I mean, I hate to be brutally honest about it, but that's their mission. Anything that detracts from that mission is something that puts Americans further and further at risk. So you do see this happening across the board. It's not just the U.S. Military, but you're seeing it in law enforcement. You're seeing it across every institution you're seeing it in education. Todd, this kind of thing is happening everywhere. And it's meant to, you know, they dress it up as some form of

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Veteran: The Navy Should Focus on Protecting the Country, Not Pronouns

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

00:48 sec | Last week

Veteran: The Navy Should Focus on Protecting the Country, Not Pronouns

U.S. Navy Traning Video Talks About Pronouns, Not Enemy Preparation

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

02:01 min | Last week

U.S. Navy Traning Video Talks About Pronouns, Not Enemy Preparation

"I do if I misgender someone? I think the first thing to recognize is that it's not the end of the world. You correct yourself and move on or you accept the correction and move on. The most important thing I can tell you is do not put the burden of making you feel good about your mistake on the person that you just misgendered. Oh, thank you for telling me that. Yeah, and another tip for you to remember pronoun next time, it's in your mind, kind of go through a progression of three good things about the person using the pronoun. So let's say the person chooses to use day, then you will in your mind go, they have a nice shirt. They have a nice smile. They are really smart. So that kind of sticks in your brain. That is so helpful. I want to know, what would I do if I want to know someone's gender identity or pronouns? The most important thing is do not pressure anybody into giving you their pronouns. Some people may be going through the process of discovery and they are not ready yet to tell you what their pronouns are. And that's okay. So I should just lead with my pronouns and they may follow or not, and if they don't, then I can just continue to use gender neutral language. Yes, exactly. Just to share something with you that happened the other day at akuka was at. We were talking about pronouns and somebody was disagreeing with how different people see themselves as different pronouns and the argument was, if you look like a female, then it's Chi her because that's what's normal. And if you make me call you something else, then you're infringing on my rights. And I was really taking it back by the comment and I really wasn't sure how to respond and the only thing I could really think quickly to say was it's not about you at all. And it's mostly an ultimately about respect. It is

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U.S. Navy Creates Safe Space for Pronouns

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:05 min | Last week

U.S. Navy Creates Safe Space for Pronouns

"Now I'm going to play some audio for you. This is from a navy training video. And if you have ever watched Nickelodeon, if you have watched any of the children's educational programs, that's exactly how this audio is set up. It's as if we're watching some sort of a weird children's educational PBS show. And the navy is announcing they're creating a safe space. For sailors who might have a problem with their preferred pronouns. Take a listen. Hi. My name is Johnny, and I use he him pronouns. Hi, and I am conchi and I use QI her pronouns. And we're here to talk about pronouns. What is a pronoun? A pronoun is how we identify ourselves. Apart from our name and it's also how people refer to us in conversations. Using the right pronouns is a really simple way to affirm someone's identity. It is a signal of acceptance and respect. If it's a signal of acceptance and respect, how do we go about creating a safe space for everybody?

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Miserable Karen Ruins Neighbors’ Wedding With Lawnmower

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:52 min | Last week

Miserable Karen Ruins Neighbors’ Wedding With Lawnmower

"This crazy TikTok story about a couple and they don't tell us where it was, but it looks like it was in the somewhat the country. Yeah. And they're getting married in the front yard. Yeah, it's just like an episode. It's just like the father of the bride movie with Steve Martin, my favorite movie of all time. There's your trivia question, but they get married, they get married their house, basically. They have the reception. And I have to imagine it's cheap. I mean, you're not going to fork over money for this or that. You know, you're just then user expensive. I can imagine. Thousands of dollars. I can imagine. We thought about opening up our news bunker. This would be a great location. There you go. Got good lighting. The studio lights. We have grass. For those photos. Perfect lighting, exactly. So anyway, they're getting married. And they got a big crowd there. You got the groom side and the bride side. By the way, which side was larger. On your who had more people there. I did, but it was only, well, no, actually my family was smaller, but I had more Friends. My husband had the bigger family, but less Friends. Oh, he doesn't have friends? No, he has friends. They just a couple of when we're supposed to come and then they couldn't make it. He doesn't have friends. That's okay. I understand. We'll work on that. So anyway, back to my story. So you've got this huge wedding on the front lawn of this house, and all of a sudden, you know, it is a dearly beloved you hear this God awful, lawn mower sound. And guess what? We are gathered together in the sight of God. I do. Do you have to love it? I do. I'm just like, I do. All right, this thing? It looks to get period of the back. What this is?

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Pair's disappearance in Brazil's Amazon tied to 'fish mafia'

AP News Radio

01:01 min | 2 weeks ago

Pair's disappearance in Brazil's Amazon tied to 'fish mafia'

"The disappearance of a British journalist and an indigenous official has pointed a police investigation to an international illegal fishing network freelance journalist Don Phillips and indigenous official Bruno perdera were last seen a week ago as they were returning from the saur Raphael community to the nearby city of atalaia do Norte but they never arrived Helicopters hovered overhead as the army the navy civil defense state police and indigenous volunteers had been mobilized in the search police discovered human remains which they said they were still analyzing Local mayor Dennis paeva vowed for the truth to come out for what is a peaceful community sustained by fishing I hope the truth will come out the truth needs to be said There's no history of violence here It's a municipality where most of the people 80% survive by fishing activities The illegal scheme is run by local businessmen who pay fishermen to enter the javari valley catch fish and deliver it to them I'm Karen Chammas

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Could California be a warning sign for Democrats in the fall? Here are takeaways from the latest primaries.

AP News Radio

00:52 sec | 3 weeks ago

Could California be a warning sign for Democrats in the fall? Here are takeaways from the latest primaries.

"Close house races in battleground states could tip the balance of power in Congress come November in the primaries or giving us a glimpse into what voters are thinking In California's newly redrawn 27th district Republican congressman Mike Garcia a former navy pilot endorsed by president Trump will have a rematch against Democrat Christie Smith a former state assembly woman he beat by less than 400 votes in a special election She thinks her positions on gun control and abortion rights while outweigh Garcia's support from conservatives and those blaming democratic policies for inflation and crime In Iowa Republican state senator Zach nunn will take on the state's loan democratic House member Cindy axton in a district redrawn to include more rural and Republican areas Montana has added a second House seat in former Trump cabinet member Ryan zinke was trailing in flathead county leading to an unexpectedly close race with surgeon Al Auschwitz a perennial candidate who characterized zinke as a moderate who spends too much time in California

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Primary elections Tuesday for seats that could decide House control

AP News Radio

00:49 sec | 3 weeks ago

Primary elections Tuesday for seats that could decide House control

"7 states hold primary races tomorrow was 78 House seats on those ballots Voters are headed to the ballot box to set the field for November primaries are being held Tuesday in California Iowa Mississippi Montana New Jersey New Mexico and South Dakota No incumbent governors or senators appear to be an imminent danger but primary season is shaping up to be a challenging one for House Democrats with midterm elections typically punishing the party holding The White House State legislators have put a stamp on newly drawn House districts north of Los Angeles three Democrats are vying to take on freshman House member Mike Garcia a former navy pilot endorsed by president Trump whose district was redrawn with a more democratic profile In Iowa three Republicans are competing to run against Cindy axne Iowa's lone U.S. House Democrat her Des Moines district was redrawn to include rural southern counties that have been strongly Republican Montana has outed population and

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Robert Wilkie on the Innate Goodness of the USA

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:14 min | Last month

Robert Wilkie on the Innate Goodness of the USA

"So I haven't rehearsed this with you. And I hope you will indulge me as secretary wilkie. I need to talk about what happened in Texas last week. Because I think it feeds into what you've done for a living. It feeds into the fact that you've worn two uniforms of this nation's military. And what I tweeted out 5 days ago is a very simple observation. Why is anybody surprised? If you attack faith if you attack the family unit, if you say that masculinity is a bad thing, nobody should be surprised whether it's Parkland, whether it's this instance, and you validate the fact is talking to you, it occurs to me the other thing I should have added to that list, when we have the new society of any sense of the innate value of service to something greater than oneself, if we live in an area or era of hedonism for 20 somethings purposelessness, then this will happen again and again and again, would it not? Well, let's say I had one more point. Yes. The innate goodness of the United States of America. Exactly. The only country in the history of the world to offer a helping hand to all of the peoples of the world, including her enemies. And yet we are subjected, our children are subjected to the Howard zinn version of American history. Which has become dominant in higher education. Higher education and in The White House. Yes. You know, somebody asked me about problems with desertion and recruitment, particularly in the United States Navy. Well, I took that to the entire armed forces. What do you expect? When these children are taught that America is the font of all evil, that it is a repressive society. That it has a bludgeoned other people's in order to gain wealth. What do you expect? When they are taught this from day

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Who Is Scott Presler?

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:54 min | Last month

Who Is Scott Presler?

"Where did you come from, Scott? Well, I was born in Jacksonville, Florida to a retired navy captain. We moved up to Northern Virginia, and here's where I got my start because it all started with president Obama, the night that he was reelected, I created my Twitter account. And in part because I was mad at myself, Mike. Where was I registering voters? Where was I knocking on doors? Where was I getting out the vote? And the answer is that I hadn't been an active participant in our constitutional republic. So as opposed to me pointing the finger at other people blaming them for president Obama's reelection, I turned the thinker back at myself. And I started volunteering for the Republican Party. I fell in love with it. I felt like I was making a difference in my community. And I'm wearing cowboy boots right now because in honor of 2014, my first ever political job was helping to elect governor Greg Abbott and the great state of Texas. Then I knew with the passing of the late Antonin Scalia that the Supreme Court was up for grabs and I never wanted Hillary Clinton to be the deciding factor in appointing a Supreme Court Justice. So I spent two years of my life helping to defeat Hillary Clinton and I spent the last four years of my life traveling the country registering thousands of voters training tens of thousands of volunteers and cleaning up our cities. You see, because it was president Obama who inspired me, but it was president Trump who had me take a deeper look at our neglected and abandoned inner cities. And I started cleaning them up. We and just two years time have done cleanups in Atlanta, Austin Baltimore, Chicago, Denver decaying Detroit, Houston Kenosha, Los Angeles, Miami Milwaukee, Nashville, Portland, Pittsburgh, Philly. And I was even protested, Mike Gallagher, for picking up trash.

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 Russia test-fires its latest hypersonic Zircon missile

AP News Radio

00:46 sec | Last month

Russia test-fires its latest hypersonic Zircon missile

"Russia says its navy has conducted another successful test of a prospective hypersonic missile amid the fighting in Ukraine I'm Ben Thomas with the latest In a demonstration of long-range strike capability the Russian defense ministry has released footage showing the test firing of the zircon hypersonic cruise missile from a frigate in the barents sea The ministry says it hit a practice target in the white sea about a thousand kilometers away More than 600 miles President Vladimir Putin has said zircon is capable of flying at 9 times the speed of sound and Russian officials claim the missiles are impossible to intercept with existing anti missile systems Zircon is set to enter service later this year

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Pentagon spokesman John Kirby moving to White House

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | Last month

Pentagon spokesman John Kirby moving to White House

"The Pentagon's press secretary is heading to The White House We'll take questions John Kirby has long been a Pentagon fixture a retired two star admiral who was top spokesman for the navy a joint chiefs chairman and the Defense Department itself along with the State Department This is a repositioning of forces a person familiar with the matter says Kirby is leaving The Pentagon to handle National Security Council communications as The White House deals with several foreign policy challenges Kirby was said to have been in the running to replace press secretary Jen Psaki and will now work closely with successor Kareem Jean Pierre including occasional White House briefing room appearances Sagar Meghani Washington

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David Gergen Shares His Experiences in the Nixon Administration

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

01:46 min | Last month

David Gergen Shares His Experiences in the Nixon Administration

"David, I want to start because there's some people in the audience. I get new affiliates every month, and we get 400 and right now. I want them to know that you work for RN, you work for Gerald Ford, you work for Ronald Reagan, you work for Clinton. But you have different sort of styles and roles for each of them. Let's start with president Nixon. What'd you do in the Nixon White House? Nixon White House, I came in, I've been in the navy. I went to law school and I went in the navy for three and a half years. My last year, you know, I was assigned to come back to come to Washington to work on draft reform. That was the time when Nixon had launched a random lottery to determine what draft number you got and whether you're going to go to Vietnam or not. And we tried to clean that up, they ran a bogus in some ways, I ran the moderator first year out. I'll tell you, you have time for a little story. We got lots of time. We can go a long time today. Okay, super. Well, so the next one out of The White House orders a random lottery to determine who goes to Vietnam. The Lewis Hershey was then head of the draft. He was sort of the J. Edgar Hoover of the drafts. And so Hershey did something they did back in the Second World War, which was a very popular war. They got a bowl, they got capsules, and they put January 1 in the first capsule, put it in a bowl, and then January 2, all the days of January, then February, all the way up through the days of December the last ones into the boat. Got a spoon started up a little bit. Put it in the closet. And then on the day on the random monitor, they brought it to bowl, reached in for number one, you ought to Vietnam. And it was like November 15th. And then all of the early all of the early numbers and all of the early draws were from late in the year. So the whole thing was tilted.

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Our Military Has Gone Woke

The Larry Elder Show

01:43 min | Last month

Our Military Has Gone Woke

"Going back to this story real quick about the navy removing the far left books from the reading list, it shows you just how political these people have become. You know why they removed that the books, yeah, they got some pushback. They got a little backlash, but let's face it, we got a Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and Millie in there. They like wokeness, right? So they're not worried about this. But what's coming up are the November elections. That's what's coming up. The midterms. So our military has gone woke. So they're giving these guys now, listen, they're recommending books, but I know a person that, let's just say that in the navy, and he was, he had a prestigious position, let's say, and then in the navy. And this person one time I was having a conversation with this person. And this person was still reading some of the books on the recommended list. And this person was reading last year's list and came to me and wondering if they were racist. This person happens to be white. And this person was just like, I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure that I'm not. And I turned to this person. I said, you're reading this crap. Read the Bible instead, but if you're sitting here asking me a black dude, yes, tall, dark and handsome, no doubt about it. But asking this black dude, I just want to make sure I'm not racist. If your heart is saying that, that's a clear indication you're not racist. So I hate what these people are doing to our sailors.

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

04:03 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"So many people involved. I came out learning how to, you know, except you got to accept and it taught taught life's lessons in spades. And believe me, this had a positive effect on my whole life. Give us a couple of those key lessons. What were they? Well, good question. How do you express these things? Well there's both the acceptance but as you mature, you will strive for shaving, you learn how to balance your life, you appreciated the gains that come from peace, fresh parity, maturing, and the appreciation for your government. Because of all that they did, the GI Bill, the education that comes from that, it paid your tuition. It paid your books. It gave you $50 a month. My wife and I went to bought our first House and just connected to New York. We paid $7290 for brand new house, got a 4% GI loan with nothing down, 4% doesn't sound like much in these last few years, but prior to that, nobody saw anything but much higher. Somewhere between 7 and 8% and 18%. So the government was good to you. I feel duty bound to live as our land support to your government. And it's hard to see when things go sour. As they seem to have in the last ten, 20 years, sorry we're talking earlier about your life following your time in the service, your education, your marriage, your different jobs. How well do you believe that the military experience in the seabees both the specific skills you learned there as well as some of the lessons you were just talking about help prepare you for your future careers. None of the skills. Are significant that I learned. The life lessons are huge in how you look at life and how you attack the opportunities that then come to you through further education and job. After I was with GE for ten years, I found the training I got at a great company like that was significant and I was hired by a firm in attleboro, Massachusetts instruments development laboratories. It was very significant in the areas dealing with electromechanical switching that was used in the space early space work, the able baker monkey satellites had ideal commutating switches, both in the vehicle and down on the ground, which sample information transmit down a hundred signals a second, different aspects. And so. It gave me a chance for an education. The government gave me a opportunity for a good job. I became president of that company. And then I came to Washington and became a person of Gardner laboratory, which.

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

05:51 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"He is a CB, a U.S. Navy CB from World War II, and he's been sharing his experiences with us. And Ned, you talked about how you went through boot camp. You mentioned that there were still some Japanese in the hills there at Milne bay, even though the fighting had long ceased, they showed up in your mess hall when they got hungry enough. Did they ever launch violence at you? Try to attack it anyway? No. There was none of that. They were so few of them. When they were stopped by the Australians in probably a 1943 latter part, they receded backwards. That was their further penetration that way. Going further west the bees and some of those islands, the Japanese were there much longer. The only spot in New Guinea further west from Milne bay, which on the eastern tip was an air base, hollandia, and the aircraft were active taking off from hollandia. But other than that, there was no further military action on the island of New Guinea. You mentioned some of the work you did with the wenches and loading and unloading ships and so forth. Talk about some of the projects that took place where they're major infrastructure projects going on as well, or was it mainly with the ships? No. Major infrastructure projects at all. It was strictly, if we had docs to maintain, rebuild, we had ships to load and unload. We had material of a variety to store and outdoor areas and keep intact and then reload ships that would take it further to where the campaign had achieved by this island hopping, so it was strictly a supply support activity. And it makes me aware of just how much it takes to maintain a military action. And the poor guys that were up at the front lowered they took a terrible how much did you talk to the men coming in and out on these ships about what they had been through? The ships that we saw were all cargo ships and the only military aspect every cargo ship had a crew of navy people Manning a couple of turrets that would be for protection, but not terribly effective, not like a warship. But every merchant ship did have a navy compliment to provide some protection beyond just small arms. Talked a little bit earlier about the climate at Milne bay in New Guinea..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

03:37 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"Got out in February of 49, graduated and immediately had a job, the best one that was offered was from a General Electric company and started in February at Pittsfield, Massachusetts. And every three months you would go to another plant to learn about their products. Next plant was Erie Pennsylvania, the gas turbine locomotive. While there, I married my wife now of almost 65 years. And after a couple of weeks of marriage only a couple weeks we left Erie for Philadelphia. Where I had an assignment dealing with the switch here, the G manufacturers and then to Syracuse for airborne electronics, where we were trying to design and improve the heights altitude indicators of radar and then we would have these large planes take off from Rome air force space in upstate New York and we would calibrate our equipment our heights indicators indicate what we were reading and they would tell us what the altitude really was. So it was involved in that development, which was interesting. Just take a quick pause there. Pick up your story after this short break. This is veterans chronicles. We're back on veterans chronicles. I'm Greg Columbus, honored to be joined today by Ned Connor, a U.S. Navy veteran of World War II served in the seabees. He's given us the general outline of his service to this country during World War II and talked a bit about his post war life as well, which will return to in a moment. But Ned would just like to kind of dive into some of the details about your service. The seabees were created after Pearl Harbor. They were World War II, was their first conflict that they were a part of. What was it like to be part of this new unit? I know you said earlier that you wished you were in the ground forces of the air corps, but was it exciting to be part of this new venture? Well, it wasn't a sense, but I had a disappointment in the sense of late in boot camp. In 1943, a new activity was started called UDT underwater demolition teams, the UDT teams were selected from the seabees. Possibly not exclusively. I don't know. But in the group of my boot camp, we were made aware that there were these openings. I applied, was not accepted. I don't really know what the requirements were. But they had the primary task of going in before the marines would go into an island and take out the underwater obstacles using munitions. Well, that endeavor became very important that it did some wonderful work and became what is now the navy seals. That's where the seals came from the UDT teams, and they've evolved into that, which always interesting, but I was I applied, but wasn't accepted..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

04:32 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"So we just stayed there. I wondered where we were going to go next. And we never did go anywhere until the war was over. And we said, wow, and I meant to bring, but I couldn't find it. A little newspaper from our battalion that was put out on one sheet of paper, 8 and a half by 15 or 18 chaps surrender. Oh, we're going home. Well, we didn't go home for another four or 5 months. Because somebody had to take all this material and either get it ready for shipping back to the states, but in the most of it, we took out into the bay, which was huge on these pontoon pontoons. And pushed it off into the water. We're talking about bulldozers. We're talking about steel for constant huts. We're talking about you name it. The amount of material that was destroyed is typical of it, I guess, in any war, the costs include what you don't think about when it's over. Getting rid of the material. Now, when I hear about them coming back from Afghanistan and all, I can imagine the logistics problem of what to do with the material. So when we did come back, we came back on what was called a mini aircraft carrier ten or 11,000 tons. The USS at two, which is named for an island up there in the Alaska area. And that was very different than the 29 day excursion going over. This was much faster. We stopped at Pearl Harbor, had liberty. Actually, we stopped at Melbourne, Brisbane, Australia, because we had a boiler problem to fix. So we had some variation. You could go up on the flight deck anytime you wanted. Very different than the trip over. Came back, treasure islands, where we landed. And it was interesting. It treasure island. They operated the mess hall, 24 hours a day, and they were still braining troops on them. The war was over for some months, but it's amazing how long it takes to get everybody back. And so when you come in, you go directly to the mess hall, you can order anything you want. We got in at close to 1 a.m. in the morning. And I ordered a big stake ahead of lettuce and a quart of milk. Because overseas, we never could get fresh anything. And milk I loved, but you couldn't get that sort of food stuff. So after being there for a while, not too many days, we took a train to Samson, New York, and I was discharged in March of I had to look at it up this morning, march 13th of 1946. And I then had a high school diploma. Some things dealing with aircraft and engine qualifications that were not useful. And under the GI Bill, I entered the university of Pittsburgh in June of 1946. And I can't be more complimentary of our government for the investment that they made through the GI Bill. Not all everybody may have taken advantage of it. But the government returned was great from those who were educated. So because I was behind in time, I went around the clock semester. I took electrical engineering and I finished in two and two third years. Did nothing but go to school study. Occasionally, you would eat, but other than that, you did nothing..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

03:40 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"And what was that like? Well, I tell you, you would do anything to make you miserable. It would come in at two in the morning and the barracks and wake you up and get you out and drill. There were some people that smoked and to teach you a lesson. I remember one guy was smoking a cigarette and when the DI said the smoking lamp is out, he took his cigarette and took one final drag and the DI said go over there, get that shovel, dig a hole. He had him dig a hole 6 feet wide, 6 feet long and 6 feet deep. Took two days. Had him put the cigarette down there at the bottom and fill it back up. So they just did it teach you, don't question. And you know the young ages of late teens, early 20s from any, you did what you're told, and they made that point so clear that you never questioned. So you all got the message pretty quickly. Pretty quickly. So after boot camp, Campari, Virginia, we took a train thinking we were going first the way the train was headed to Gulfport, Mississippi, and then it turned then we're going to Great Lakes. These are places where the seabees would embark for overseas. Finally ended up at port wine, California, which is in Ventura county, north of LA. And your final training there occurred and then you go to San Francisco and we got on our troops ship. And it was a very interesting ship. It was a captured Italian liner that was renamed or perhaps renamed. It was the Monte cello similar to the Jefferson's home. And it was a real luxury liner, the third largest in the world at that time, converted to a troop ship. So we had 7000 troops and probably about 1500 ships company on that ship. Going across the Pacific because this ship was fairly fast compared to many of the ships that had convoys escorts. We did not. And so during the day, we would zigzag because of submarine concerns. And at night goes straight. And then after 29 days and the only stop was the New Caledonia in the South Pacific for some reason and then to Milne bay, New Guinea on the eastern shore tip of Papua Papua called New Guinea now. Which was a very major base supply base, and we operated the docks loaded and unloaded ships did some construction work, had hit a lot of heavy machinery. But the number of ships that we worked on were over 500. And mostly American, but British, the Scandinavian ships were always the nicest. They had electric winches, whereas most of the others, particularly the British had old steam winches. And you either worked on the docks? No palace or in the hold. Or I was a winch operator much of the time..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

03:13 min | 6 months ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"Welcome to veterans chronicles. I'm Greg Columbus, my guest this week is Ned Connor. He is a veteran of the U.S. Navy seabees from World War II, and he's kind enough to join us today to share his experiences. Ned, it's good to have you with us. Pleasure to be here, Greg, thanks for inviting me. Tell our listeners and viewers a little bit about your background. Where did you grow up and how did you join the service? Well, I grew up in greensburg, Pennsylvania, it's in western Pennsylvania, about 30 miles east of Pittsburgh. And after high school, the war had started. When I was still 17, and I went to an aircraft school in Glendale, California called Curtis Wright technical institute. I wanted to get into the ground forces of the air force. So it was 1920 hours in ten months. And when I came back, I tried to enlist and had a weakness in my left eye vision that they wouldn't accept me and the requirements for being drafted were physically somewhat less. So in a month or two, got notice of being drafted. And hope to get into the ground forces of the air corps, but at that time they were looking for the lowest level rating people, youngest for the navy seabees. And when I went to the first disk, I was a sailor and put it down this year in the navy, and I said, but I was to go to the you're in the navy, but he'd get out of here. So you do what you're told in that period. It was a very popular war and prior to getting into the service. I had that trip on a train from the Los Angeles area back to the Pittsburgh area. It was a long train ride and there's no air conditioning on those trains. So the windows were open and particularly when we got to the middle west. We had the windows open and every station we would stop at while there were these ladies with all types of gifts and things like that, snacks, beverages, and they would go down the line, everybody on that train except maybe two or three people me included were in uniform. And I can remember how this lady came along and it was giving this and she got to me and withdrew what she had. I felt terrible. But it taught me how huge the participation in World War II was. And I couldn't wait to get into uniform. It was embarrassing not to be. Then after getting in, went to camp Perry from junior for boot camp. We had moraine instructors, the eyes, drill instructors. They were very hard on you..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

05:46 min | 1 year ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"Is i jumped from from the fly on the sheet. Break down to the boat. Deck and the The ship that The airplane landed about ten people when it blew up a rivet. A little river like that wouldn't into was foot. I looked down. There was and i pulled it out. I kept it for a while. And i lost it. I can't believe it. And i told him i should get a heart that you or jumping and we stayed there in one of the sailors aboard ship got appendicitis so we had to go in to a dea. Tall were all ships were anchored doing that. Hospital ship there. They send us in there with him and that was lucky because the ship that took place got clobber because it was somebody and so we got into a tall and And you can be surprised. How much debt they were. Even dropping the camouflage recombinant there and hit one l. s. t. And we were pretty close to it. Probably a mile away and we went over there to save all the sailors. Could they were jumping off the ship ship born yup so we went and picked up those guys and then captain trying to put out the fire when he did. He wanted to ship to close and rep the side of the ship of our d. but a big hole in it. And then they send us to guam adopt. Bobby state guam instead. Let's pause right there tom. We'll be right back veterans chronicles. We are back on veterans chronicles. Greg columbus honored to be joined today by tom tosca. He's a world war. Two and korea veteran of the us navy. And you were just telling us the harrowing story of okinawa and keep going your left us at guam. We get to open to and Your us up. We stayed there about a month. I'd loved it because i was playing baseball. Back and forth under doc was a couple of salesperson couple army. I walked by and i should say words. Jpl shoal show. They should all down the other..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

04:38 min | 1 year ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"Then you're on your way to okinawa later on. But i made i can tell you the day. We'd landed on okinawa april first easter sunday. Nineteen forty five l. Quite a day tell me about it. As as well we went in there would Battle eggers sweet for the battlewagons for submarines. And they just landed all his very little bit resistant. We're we're screening for the. I could saw battlewagon and it was shooting their big guns over on the aisle and my place overnight was a sean man. I learned to be a soon. I man and it was always up next to the captain. That's where my station was she. Because we got khattak would wait a submarine or something that we could call the ship untold captain. But what he had to do and you just related down to his speed would like that. Well we're screening for actor saw. The aca kept moving closer because there was no resistance so we followed it in and just as soon as that but you got in their close. I was up next to the captain doubt. I use his binoculars to look at what was happening on the island. Next thing i know was shelled. Go on landon. Round the acted saw. Didn't hit it. Totally cat bikes cabinet. I should just shooting at the aca saw. Eci i see that when you get out of here so he started shipped together away next thing in a what paul right by us. We took up. He put it in full. Go beat and when he did. The shells were landing on our fantail dot hitting the ship nude boom won't follow right out and I was there up thing a next thing i know. He's on the microphone. And he says. I all you guys better check. This gives so then that but then we were sent out to screen for the submarines on the island way out and With the other ships and We were out there and I'm telling you you see how bad that was came. Ecology coming in there. Were i mean hitting ship all over the place and we were shooting at one. Would i guns in and got guns and the next thing i know gary comes new started at us while i'm john. You never see guy just gets show scare they would. They were jumping from one deck in. I don't know why but they did it. One guy was training begun use train and train and train and that he shot ship. That airplane guy come down to jump over to the side. One of the guys standing there grab them. She get back fake. I mean that's how you never realize until something like that happened and it missed us by bobby ten feet. We were lucky. God was jewish question. We had a great captain guy could remove ship joke and I was standing a signal moment. Came up abcradio remember. And he came up. He called me cheap because my name is al staticky I should yeah well by. She's my put something wrong with my foot. Actually what you do..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

03:50 min | 1 year ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"What are you doing in a navy ship. I had drafted what else you want. But he was of course he hadn't seen him in three years ago so the first thing he says to you is not. Hey it's great that you're here. It's why why are you with the baby. Yeah yeah was dumped in eight dollars. Because when i left i was just a kid. Yeah and then. Of course that was i was probably each year old. Eighteen draft right. That's that's great so then you went to the south pacific. Where did you go i. Well we were scientist. I on treasure in solomon islands. An we worked out of their escorting ships around around a shop pacific. You know we were shown. Act for underwater sound deals already pobably trio four yeesh circling the ship that image battlewagons Our aircraft carriers are or troopships are a supply ship and stuff like that. We were always doing it varied which should be going on. We've sailed around. I went around the world flash on the shopper. Shish show many miles we went. Wow what are some of the common places that you went or did it all over the place. I'm proud of of of because we we have. I have five battle stash in five battle. And i was in a solomons and then it we've made two small islands asia and maybe island where they were small. That we we always was the drop off the tubes and they they took over the out because the i had raid ion. It was making contact with ira airplane. Should he took the island over there. Wouldn't into Philippines lady goal got caught in the in the ann. Harbor gaps surrounded. I just looked at tv at eight. A nice loose story about that. How how admiralty beat navy at head of lady gulf when they surrounded lady go. We're inside here and we're we make smoke because the torpedo bombers were common at every night. Lucky i didn't. We didn't get one much. Gosh it made a big hole and they dad just taken oil out of usual at didn't shake yet so then we and we got ready to go to okinawa. No let's pause right there We'll be right back with tom. Totski on veterans chronicles. We're back on veterans. Chronicles honored to be joined. Today by tom totski. Us navy veteran of world war two and korea and top. You were just telling us about the harrowing experience in les golf..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

Veterans Chronicles

04:22 min | 1 year ago

"us navy" Discussed on Veterans Chronicles

"Our guest. This week got veterans. Chronicles is world war. Two and korean war veteran top tosca. He served in the us navy. Tom thank you very much for being with us. Thank you gonna me. We just interviewed your your brother for another episode. So i know how this i answer is probably going to go. Where were you born and raised and northampton mess out born. Actually and the little town of hate bill. Okay and that's where we started and we always say northampton because it's just sitting in a little town two thousand people and What was it like growing up in the depression. It was it. I was brought up with You know nine family when my father birkin twenty four seven and he was a great death. He bought us all up. And i lot of respected to jimmy fisher. Who's here mother. She bought us rela. Nice lady Seventeen years all she took over my mother died. I was seven years old. She was forty six and she was a great lakes. I i i've stayed with her. She was not up to ninety two. and she's i'm ninety two now. Who's older you are bob. No i'm older. But i'm always second clash import either celebrity. I'm just down the road or you're a pretty acclaimed teacher yourself. Well i i work hard at i taught myself and i am very successful teaching. I still teach. I teach at the western mass family officer at match Teach a banya k country club in west palm beach. What do you remember about pearl harbor day when the japanese attacked. Yeah i was riding a bicycle and In the middle of a little town and somebody told me that the japanese says just clear up a bomb pearl harbor. I should worried. Borough ever didn't even know where it was and then they told me that the japanese that was in hawaii remember by itching to get in the fight. Yeah while i was young kid in high school and after after a couple years more. I wanted to get in serbish. Does you unless no drafted. I was drafted. I was drafted e forty three and I was in very high. She grew up to senior and been drafting. I was going to draft walk and my sister. Who jimmy's mother says the me you tell them you still high school and it will defer. I went there. And i was standing in line guy ahead of me. Get near viewed by the isis. You how you like the navy. He's he's i wanted to go on. The army guy says well just you to go in the navy. Get the hell out of here so i should well when i go in there. I'm gonna keep outside. I went in and sat down and you should. How do you like the navy. I was fine usually here you on the navy any did me a favor. Because i'd love the navy..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

01:44 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

02:28 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"Jamesy near one of them Erin suppliers. I sure am. That's Today's recording day. Which is Wednesday so tonight we will be live at seven. Only not when. You're hearing this just when James is talking but if you just go to west side comedy dot com you check their counter and they got all the information necessary to help you find your show of Desire Co. Stratton yeah. Yeah what's going on? What what's where should folks look for you? Well we've just Sf SKETCH FEST. Is trying to figure out what we'RE DOING. While this thing drags on so. We've just started a launching a series of archival videos. We've been recording shows for like nineteen years just for archival purposes number. Thought to do anything with them. But in order to kind of help keep the festival flow answers for the performers in the videos while charities and venues and stuff that are struggling. We're releasing new video every week so he already released the best in show reunion. They did a couple years ago. The airplane Reunion We got a bunch of other great stuff coming up several of which you are in Kevin so looking forward all of that so schedule Dot Com. Check THEM OUT THERE. Rentals for like five dollars and it goes to support people need it. Sf SKETCH FEST DOT COM. Check it out folks Yeah the The archives videos so far the ones that you've mentioned in the one dive I've I've seen come up. There are already instantly extraordinary and to know that these videos existed as exciting his house. We'll check them out. Folks please Craig Caskey. Yeah at Kick Hausky. Is Your one stop shop for anything I maybe doing? I have no plans to do thing but it would probably be on that I may get back to work in that. Topiary maze that I've been working on for For several years several years did like eleven. I I think it's been eleven years. Damn that's what James had mentioned. Joey greer Y- finally at Jedi Gruber on instagram right and bear supply at the West sides twitch twitch dot TV Ford Slash westside comedy theater every Wednesday seven PM. Carl said shows six nights a week. Check this shit out all right. Let's thank our engineering bruiser to the stars Mr Doug Bayne and Iheartmedia from poly thanking you on wishing you all extremely perfect health until next time..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

10:06 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"She can't hear you get a phone. I can't hear sorry mom. I don't know how these things work. Most kids my age have moms in jail. I know I I'm glad you're out of the Psychiatric Ward Oh me too me too I. Just Mommy had a break you know. Get back from the window okay. Kick me or through both of you. I'm not GonNa ask you again. I'm not okay. Hey Mom can I have to confess to you okay I stole your money. Back BY SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS. Jesus to me you don't have to lie to me okay. I'm outlying I stole your money so I could buy dark food expert. Mejia's scratch and sniff stickers honey. Look I spend money on on PCP? I spent some of that money you would. You did steal the money. Wait you saw the money. Why did earlier I had just actually. Pcp money. I always do away with you. Stole I did money back from the window. I'm trying to confess. I need to be closed. What I'm doing it just voice. I can't believe this. I'm sorry I can. I can't believe I'm sorry that I drove you insane. Wow well I want you to know the rest of your life. You did this okay. We ever forgive me. I don't know if I get out of here. May Make Way make way for the to hero police dogs. They took down the woman the other day they come wearing their medals. Thank you for your service. Her one of those dogs is pure evil. Is the one with the smoke coming off of its skin. Yeah it's getting fucked thereby hey Charged Is it safe to have these? Dogs Open Rome defined safe away from danger. Yes I duNno. Sure Shards. Completely say okay. You'RE GONNA flip in about Is it safe or not Yes yes go pet dogs alright or shit earl. You heard those dogs have more accommodations than I do. That's right here. Being reassigned joining the navy. Ruggles you didn't hear this. They're going to the navy. Serve on a ship. Goddamn a navy. Well it's pretty good all right buddy truth or dare little demo crew dare. I couldn't hear you through this helmet. All right tell us the truth right. 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On the twenty-seven Eighty there they they upgraded to different media. Do have changed for this. Gold Coin Radio Shack. Get the exorcist. Cd-rom Yup some sort of token you get there. It's a cool Gin Koi. Yes so pretty much see CD. Players who got right now are Dell x nine and no no no. I need a CD player. I need a CD ROM. A cd-rom instructional course on exorcism. Oh Yeah Oh curse Here you know we got these For Lennox only on. What do what do That'll be five hundred and seventy dollars. She's Christ or excuse me. Where are your remote control cars in? Rca cables the road in the front display. You see a pyramid on. Oh yes sorry. Missed AGREEMENT OF CARS. Thanks sorry I had cash. I had cash this morning car. No no cards ding-dong. Oh I was looking for the father I into confessed to the father. I guess a standard works. Let me get the father for you. They Padre someone shared. Ac- you father. I all right all right. All RIGHT FATHER MOCATTA. He here ready for confession. 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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

11:08 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"He has led the well. Let the dog have this apartment and then me and move to a different apartment seems Ridiculous Oklahoma. Your idea not my idea. I said that you would be should leave. You know what I'm taking. I'm taking this dog find. I'm going to the vet and I'm Chris would have the dog destroyed. I WanNa have this dog destroyed. It's it was an unusual. Can we do we do that? I mean what are you if there's an elderly where a vet's office we heal animals okay. If there's an elderly dog that sick we'll put it down. We're not going to destroy a dog for you. Oh well then what the hell do I do with this? Got To get up. Okay sorry I I got a two can. That's that's got the group okay so puppy but I dunno pal. Okay but I'm not going to destroy this beautiful animal up okay. I guess to Anna Salmon. I'm getting backed up here. Salmon snake on the list snake on. Yeah the salmon was swimming downstream. Got a reverse them you know. Get him heading back the other way. 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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

08:20 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"Two to four. How man you prank? The church so heart rate up and he showed up to the new level man. Oh Man tell me that camera record it so yeah I tell you I did hear. Check it out all. He doesn't answer for such a long time. And then you laugh is very man anyway. I'd love to help you out with your puppy son but I gotta wait for this guy. He's showing pre-convention it. Two o'clock all right you. I can't take this puppy back. We this dog was fixed because we don't have. We can't have multiple dogs. We're going to get kicked out of our apartment. We have one dog. And I'm supposed to help you even though you've admitted to being a nonbelievers. This is God's puppy. It's not my puppy. What do you me to do with it. It allegedly my bike. There is don't don't hello? Hello Catherine I warn you. I warn you father even as coming even what evil is coming. What's what kind of evil you're talking about. Evil I don't know on us. Can you be more specific? I mean it's it's he bad eve it's diva dabble evil. Evil Evil Evil. Tvos Father Stephen. If either be aware be home man you Mrs Doubtfire the Shit. Out of the Church Man. Larry is on the salad so good you totally speaker. I'm so proud of you man. You gotta go back again. That was actually just an older Polish woman. Mad At me. Hey Hey any notice you looking to get a quick gig confession Can help you out step over Mica Right. Yeah so I'll go in the front seat you get in the back and we'll do you confession. It's seventeen dollars seventy dollars usually contribution to contribution so our Jesus Jesus needs new shoes. New SANDALS SO seventeen those. I don't have change for a twenty seven. Okay do you get change and come back or say. Thank you for the twenty. I appreciate so what do you what do you? What do you since Well it's been maybe I don't know thirty minutes since I got on the back of a car And Let's see I guess the first thing I want to say is I. I didn't lot Ding Dong ditch. With my buddy and record them in Putting on monitor private YouTube channel than only he and I can see a channel All the fun. Things that me and Clarkson so buddy's name is Clark yeah and That's that's pretty much it. I bumped into an old Polish woman. She pointed at me and she said thinner and So I don't know what that's about but I feel bad about bumping into or did you not it down. Knock down Okay did you help her back up? No no no. That's why she said thinner team on come on eating something for us. Just eat not be hungry. Your dog dogs eat their own poop. Damon please eat. This is the best made lunch. We did we killed a chicken and boiled it just for you on uman. Who ON FLESH? I really do these blue during that time. Getting that it's very. Oh Oh that's the front door right. I think we're picking up like an old doctor. Demento radio show okay. Ding Dong Ding. Dong that's definitely the door hold. That's the door. Hello Hello I'm Father Mulcahy from the Catholic Church Why are you both astronaut helmets? Well we got them for free. So is that why you stopped by Father? No NO NO I. I've been warned about evil diva. There's I have a I have a tip a hot tip that you may have a demon a demon all. Can you define evil Deibel us? It's it's a rhyming catchphrase. Just hoping it's going to catch on. Okay okay I'm sorry. Beautiful beautiful old Polish woman told me about it. I'm strangely in love with her. But due do my my vow celibacy celibacy yes I was GONNA say sobriety but is a joke. I need a little nip anyway. Speaking of Would you like to wear drink father not to drink but I need to see the puppy? The puppy why did you just see the puppy because there's a demand team and living inside it there's Domon we have a demon here. Yeah you're saying there's evil devil in our Demar wait. This all is starting to make sense. I mean it does make sense in terms of not being the doctor. Demento show that we heard there is there is evil demon. Dog failed to speak his growling at me could in fact the power of Christ compel him or you look. It's been a while since I've done an exorcism but I did bring my kit. Okay please do something father. Can you remove evil devil and leave us the the demon dog the dog the dog? Could you re we love the we could do without the deal? So you want to get you want to get the deal out of how deem yes please. This demo is X. `SMS on Tape Chapter One. Okay just need to bone up just need a bone up a little bit. It's been a while done this before I have. I have but it's been I. I did it increase training school. Luckily I held onto my cassette tapes. Father do under Bar Myer pods. I just got. I don't know if they'll hook up to this I just got turn on the blue box based sweetheart. I guess the father wouldn't father wouldn't take the puppy. I guess we'll just have to have put down. Are you serious? What else do we can't have two puppies in this apartment. Because then I guess Ogle ready or then I'm sorry then I guess you gotTa Go. I gotta go. I think that's going to help either. Can TAKE CARE. Two dogs or one dog and you okay been. I think that this is unfair. We've been together for a long time in a long time. You can't even seventy the dog fixed homework. You can't even. You can't even give me a number the long time shears and then it was official for years ago nonetheless. You told me that you got the dog fixed. I did get the dog fixed. Then how does it? How God Damn Puppy? I don't know okay. Maybe it's a miracle of God okay. Maybe it's an immaculate. Conceptual you say you know. What if it was a miracle? God father mcconaughey would've taken it. Maybe but now I may take this dog and I'm going put bring him to the vet and getting destroyed. You'RE GONNA kill possibly Christ. I don't know what to do. You're going to kick me out of my apartment. It's just ridiculous. What do you want me to say? Okay. This is a defying dog. Okay I can't just say do it? I mean maybe you and I can just move to a different apartment. That's bigger and maybe would allow two dogs fine..

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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

10:49 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"I thought such such a start at Bardstown you but There's a couple of ships come in the super close. I was looking at the little thing you know with. That goes above the periscope. Not and I saw it. He's other ones to what's that called. What's that called? What is it called Toothpick toothpick? No no no no. What's the thing you look through shit with the toothbrush? Just call the periscope was the topiary topiary Topiary Topiary. And he's are coming at US and they don't seem like nice one of them's got a little red light going. It's moving around so anyways There's the radio keeps crackle and I think we're supposed to respond to something. I don't know I came down here. Can you have me do so many things? Uss Amendment do you come in USS Amendment? You come in. This is His Majesty's Royal Norwegian ship. Giancarl hello this. Is the Royal Norwegian ship Little Softer Line is? They're not going to answer. I just get off. Okay but I can see the ship We should be on radio distance from them and they're in a hostile territory. But maybe don't like you the other thing that you think what could I ask you? What was it like this in the German navy before you transferred over? Yes it's okay it like that. It was like it was always one person on the ship who is just causes. Problems are let's let's make this. Let's make this butter hostile. What's the difference? Okay I'm going. I'm going to radio off friends on the On the US kangaroo okay. Yeah fine forever do it okay. Us KANGAROO USS Kangaroo Diet. Come over and could I get. I get I use kangaroo. Yeah this is. His Majesty's Royal Norwegian ship Giancarl Giancarlo. Diety house a gallon in just to be clear. Giancarlo is the name of the ship and My name is on the stand that then so can say hello to ship then should be Laka Pessina. Thank talked talked what you said. Okay good good talk do you have is on USS Amendment. They have to stop it. Bow Say it end. This'll that there in hostile territory. I mean this is clearly Norwegian slash Australian water. What a great team. We make no way. No stallion crikey. Did you see? There's a ship coming up the sheep over there. See Officer Officer. Would you take the media week on radio? What don't call the ship from No. I did no way. Hello there are. I'm assuming you're also an Australian but I am. You can hit. They soon a Dingo unit. Not Quite as partial as we are before close yes real will fire a warning shot from the east and we'll follow from done on the brand that is on brand that is also seen on an IT career at Gd it means owning the opportunity to play a crucial role in transforming how agencies operate join DDAT for challenging impactful work that advances your career apply now at Gd it dot com slash careers. Ged's opportunity employers though we're apart these days was sharing more so at Geiko we'd like to say thanks. Thanks for sharing you. Savage dance moves. Thanks for sharing your. 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Yeah Hey I used to know who's to know Okay Yeah so actually works in a hospital and I believe if she's saying it looks like hospitals. Can we go with this is a? Oh Yeah you work at a hospital. We'll gas gripe We've gotten a little sidetrack. We would love to adopt a puppy. We love that. You're shelter does not euthanize. That's Joe if you could just show us some basically oh thickly. We woke up this morning and we were like today's the day we're going to adopt a puppy from the grossest animal shelter in town that does not euthanize their animals bridge. Honey if I may you said I said that I nodded. I often talk of monologues. First thing in the morning sometimes I think she's doing shakespeare. I don't need this. I need this or I need to know about. Y'All okay Lemme summer now. Let me tell you something okay. Look I'm GONNA leave you to here for a second. I gonNA handle something in the back until you touch. A damn thing are right. Don't put them down all right. Gene Life Switch my God. Do not dinner thorough search finished. You don't mind could you? Just take us to the back and show us the PUCK for Sir. I think you're right very nice man even though you've been nothing but rude whatever is well terrific. Well terrific come all right come out. Just come back for a second all right. Should WE REMOVE OUR SHOES KINKY MON? You'RE GONNA want to actually put on this has met shoot. You're actually GONNA want to cover up for in this space. Man asked her not Helmets Yep yeah. They don't connect to nothing but there's Bluetooth speakers in there so You you're going to be able to hear whatever I want. So they'll be able to hear the animals. Oh Yeah. You got microphones on the outside of that helmets. They'll pick up anything so come on women out here and the puppies might. Would we be able to hear that? I hear that I hear one keys there. Won't you take this one? Take this. What's his name or her name? Demand Domon French like Damon. Yeah why don't you just get out of here quickly okay? Well we'll take a no paperwork. No no they're not Sarah chip. Imagine getting your finger real quick. Prickett get some blood. Okay Good Okay. So we need so all right. Well we'd like to chip chip demon before we leave. Do whatever you want. Whatever okay here we go. Here's a let me get this book breaking it? Open to here we go. Here's a chip. Okay where do you want it or something? I just put it in. Its right okay. Great Okay Go. Let's get it out of your home. Let's get it Outta here. Take this eye injury do so doggy eyepatches Doug Patches cut him Yeah sure here diaper. We'll just put it around a die. Okay look you gotta get out of here. Okay please you gotta get out of here. Take that dog a hot date or something. You're understand that will that's coming for you. You don't understand what you opened up. You have leave or not signed. Wait you're not saying anything. Eagles coming for us. Yeah and we're not safe. Does that easy save? You gotta go go now. Damon you gotta go Kounellis straight from you definitely need to create train demaim. Okay if you're looking at crates I'm GonNa have to tell you that they're pretty pricey okay. So I'm not going to give one up so I got different models here aluminum typhoid here. Not The fever. Not The disease okay. That's a kind of metal right. So what? What is a great your? Take that great malfunctioning Idaho before we leave. You've gotTa tell us what you're performing the comedy Magic Club because that little ventriloquist act you did yeah. That's great yeah look Just take the crate. Okay and if you WANNA give me money father mcconaughey father mcconaughey busy. No I I've I've got to spare minute. Well you see. I had my dog fixed a long time ago and API short long story short. My wife had a dream that there was an angel in this puppy and I don't know what to do with it. We're not even religious so brought this puppy that my wife had dreams. You're not religious. I what the service every Sunday though I come because we got kids. Sorta and Sorry I've got a get. I figured I missed. Someone's rigging the front door of the church. Someone's George Hello. Are you doing confessions Today or yeah With confessions are from from two to four typically is an emergency. No no no I just want to know if there is a confessional today.

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"us  navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

Alchemy This

11:31 min | 2 years ago

"us navy" Discussed on Alchemy This

"Crib a podcast where we have open and honest conversations about what it's really like to be a parent this season. We've got power house gas like America Ferrera and Gabrielle Union. It's real MOM's real talk real tired. New episodes release every other Thursday. Listen to Katie's crib on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts or wherever you look back to another episode of Nineteen Twenty Twenty Edition. I'm your host Kevin. Pollack Guess I know. That's what I said what I meant that he caught the virus from someone on his staff. And I you say didn't make it wouldn't be ironic. I wasn't wishing ill on him. Or you know wishing he took the dirt nets soon. My God I would never look over there. But I digress. Let's meet our alchemists. Shall we no particular order? Say hello to James any Jimmy with the light brown hair if it were considered quite cool to style. Your hair like a topiary. What animal would you would your topiary hairstyle resemble? I'm not that familiar with topiary so The probably I'm thinking those are animal shaped bushes. And I would have to go with a dinosaur probably a brontosaurus dancer. All of those things are correct and you are as familiar with topiary is now as you would ever want to be the words that you said to kind of fill it in. I've never used the were topiary but what I really liked by light. Brown hair Joey is trying to convince the world that have red hair and it's just not true. No it isn't but thank you. So Joey say Carla Account Ski is back. Cc On the Ri- Dir Congrat- congratulations on completing the PODCASTS. If not your worst nightmare craigslist and any final comments after the fact I mean. He made me watch Schindler's list in the middle of a pandemic what what's hard to say not a quarantine so far. Yeah you win in life. Well Oh there's Craik accounts can you give me in the elevator pitch for your number one film of All Time? Okay so you remember the Holocaust Right Okay but it's in black and white and There's a girl in the readdress But she dies Everybody does not everybody. I get a tuna salad. Go ahead okay. It's finally I have you sir. This is great Where was I everybody's dead But some of them make it. There's Nazis Hogan's heroes. No no no the. There's there's jokes there. There's A. There's a few jokes Not a lot And it's it's four hours long. I'm sorry you covered your mouth. It seemed like you said four our over all right. Thank you for that. Please welcome back. Returning Champ Dr Cole. Stratton Elo Michigan Coca Cola. How will we go to the movies when we do When we're finally allowed back well there can have to. Social distance is going to be like four people. Auditory and popcorn will be turned seventy three dollars for medium but for a quarter more uses. You can get a large right. That's perfect can I just say one thing really quick? I swear. Take Long if you just have to say if astronaut could just put a helmet on and live out in space like that. Everybody gets in helmet when they go to the Internet. Don done deal astronaut helmet. I mean yeah. If there's a more comfortable one sure doesn't need to be you know safe-space but it needs to be as a whole season around you so not the Susan is the just projection issues. You Call Houston to help you out with it. Or what's the deal? It shouldn't be a Houston issue. It should be local problem like it would have like Bluetooth headphones or whatever headphones. It's getting a microphone from what's outside and it's crystal clear and it's just speaking it into your and set it wouldn't. I'm sorry I it sounded like it sounded to me like in. You're brilliant suggestions. Last dissertation you did used the word speaking okay loss but wash your hands for forty seconds if you think. It's Joey greer crazy Kenny. If A TRAIN STATION IN CHICAGO TRAVELING EAST AT NOON. How many people were allowed to board? James has red hair. And if you don't think he does you're a fucking idiot. Okay because he does and he has been running this campaign this mud-slinging campaign against me and everyone who knows that his hairs fiery fiery Rhett. Thank you let me do a damn show. Almost all of our seed suggestions gathered from your listener emails the others from Patriot. Vip's if you'd like to submit your listener email please read you the podcast at your name. Here documentary dot Com. I read all the emails I reply. I Love Love Love. Love love each and every one of you for writing them so thank you and please continue. Some of you recently have mentioned you've written reviews never stopped doing that and we thank you. Thank you thank you again right to your name here. And I'll see number one comes to us from brand new St- Patriot Patriot Alka Mania Robert Thompson. Who wrote greetings alchemists my name is RJ? I'm currently deployed in the navy since before. Thanks to covert. I haven't been able to come home. I've been listening to alchemy this To help maintain my level of sanity at peacefully. Deranged the love his level case. That wasn't clear by the way I read it. You are all hilarious and I tried to get my shipmates to listen. But my favorite moment in any one of these but they don't share my elevated sense of humor. No they fucking don't mind. Seen suggested is as follows a crew of. Us Navy sailors realized that they deployed without any knowledge on how to run a ship. This becomes extremely evident when the countries of Norway and Australia joined forces against that ship. Love you all. I don't pick favorites one team. One fight all right everyone up twenty minutes. Okay we'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA have to go up stairs for the We're going to go upstairs and twenty minutes okay. So let's just make traveling. We stayed up really late last night. Playing truth or dare you say girl scares you mean Go above the sea line is I do yes I do. I go up on the the the tippy top deck okay. So we're going to go up there. He gets seasick. Yeah get real sea sick. Every time I see water or can be seawater can be sink water any kind of water any kind of water sergey. I'm going to sleep this one off. I did a lot of dares. Last night he did. He licked down. Raja's foot all down. That was crazy. I didn't realize that can request truth requesting truth so I'm just go to sleep this one off or you know I'll push it I'm GONNA push it. Okay let's do forty all right. Let's fast here's the best. You're okay are I. Don't need people to sound off on their opinions of me okay. I don't need that all right. So let's just let's just do forty a mich up on the tippy top deck. Okay again just for clarification when you say tippy top deck. Are we breaking surface of the water to the air? I feel sick. I feel sick. He said well. Let's talk about water. So all right Logan you think that we are under water right now. Is that what you yes I okay. I work below deck so right. I'm getting that I'm getting right now. I understand there's a lot of windows down where you're working over in the In the area right where we mine dash. Well let's Halley the second year. Yeah I know it I know it I know we all we all have little chef in US okay. So let's just take a second here. Don't all have little chef enough. I'm the SUSHA stand. You don't eat about Su. Yes Sir yes sir okay. Am I going above the water? Line your Dr. Burt okay. We've got to get a bucket. I'm going to get a bucket. Let's push sixty. Hey for me to drink that. They don't don't tear him he will. He will drink. Don't dare damning. You want me to a fucking. I dare you drink that. Shit. I dare you to Dr All. Finish it finishing chunky party. Oh Shit is nasty. We gotTA clean this up. Let's push it to our twenty because this hour twenty thousand two thousand twenty thousand. Yes it is okay. So let's do a thousand minutes twenty seconds and then I'll meet you up on the tippy top deck. Okay you say Oh Coca Cola eight zero. That's okay I defer to the sous-chef go ahead buddy. Yeah when you say tiptop Sir Yep do you mean I'm going from blow deck to upper this logan you just stay here okay because I feel like this leaving this areas causing law distress. So why are you to stay put and everyone else will just say jump on up okay? We'll take the roads I can. You can stay here okay. he doesn't like to be alone. Oh my gosh okay you know what? Let's just call off everything we gotta do today because we got to settle in here and we're gotTA figure each other shit out all right because we can't run this ship unless we're on the same page. Hey Hey captain commands above the truth or dare. Oh come on. I can't believe all right true. True truth is your is your hair color. Red Or light Brown told the truth..

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