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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:05 min | 2 weeks ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"However. They are not described in detail until the Ezekiel the book where all the magic happens. That uncle mark slugged through back episode eighty-five I didn't listen to that. So you're GonNa have to remind me didn't either I know I don't think anybody has listeners if you haven't listened to go back in don't. Ezekiel one, five, thousand, fourteen says the following. Also out of the midst thereof came the of four living creatures and this was their appearance. They had the likeness of a man. Okay and everyone had four faces and everyone had four wings. doesn't sound like a man. Yeah. And their feet were straight feet and the soul of their feet was like the soul of a calf's foot again, not terribly humanoid. And they sparkled like the color of burnished brass. On Yeah. That's nice and They had the hands of a man under their wings of their four sides and they had their faces and their wings and not sounds like redundant and the wings were joined one to another. They turn not when they went and they went everyone straightforward. So basically, this thing just kind of went forward and backward side to side without burning. Yeah. It sounds like really bad remote control car that you got the the discount toy store. So it is a complete fail to describe anything. Like that can you imagine if that was like a cop taking a crime or? Crime Scene Report. It's like. Dude no no. No. What what start over this guy any waking sense? Well, okay. Officer it looked just like a man except. Exactly everything the syllabus feet were like caps, but his feet were long and straight. And it goes on as for the likeness of their faces. They had the face of a man in the face of a lion on the right side and they had the face of an ox on the left side and also the face of an eagle. Sticking out the back not a man any of that's accelerate part everything everything else is not a man exactly does with their faces and their wings were stretched upward. Two wings of everyone were joined to one another and they covered their bodies. So two wings flapping wings wrapped around them like address masks for the lightness of the living creatures. Their appearance was like burning coals of fire. And like the appearance of lamps, it went up and down among the living creatures and the fire was bright and out of the fire went forth lightning and the living creatures ran in return as the appearance of a flash of lightning. I think I have a theory as to why I've never heard this before. Because literally everything you've just said you can't picture anything. Okay. Literally nothing to picture there it is just word salad. Everybody just ignores it because I agree I think that most believing religious people just breeze over this is like what the fuck however people have tried to depict goose or chair Abeam you'll see what people have come up and it's really interesting takes on it. Yeah. It's pretty horrifying and they're all nightmarish nightmarish whatever the fuck this thing is it is not a fat baby. Yeah I mean it's got these..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:22 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"It is a difficult time to be in the soul. See not wanting to buy flour. Because it's like. The water doesn't want soul. And then I can't let it rise. Oh, wow. That is quite remarkable. It's an odd divergent. So the sailors craftsmen and merchants watch the city where they made their fortunes be destroyed in a single our and weep and wail as they should the angels watch the wailing of these people and rejoice as they should not. So this brings us to chapter nineteen was there anything left. I know. Right. It just yes. Every time you bring up a new thing. I'm like where how it was pages ago that the men of the earth ran into caves and begged them to exactly and and and since then have been destroyed ten more times. Meanwhile, every single person that we're talking about has a scorpion locust just stinging it for another horse thing. So chapter nineteen starts out with another massive circle jerk has multitudes praise God the twenty four elders and four Bs praise. God, and chant and everyone slut shamed. That damn hor and suddenly we're at a wedding. Fuck that Jesus is getting married to some women all dressed in white. And just when it seems that this is the direction will be going from here on out the heavens opened and John sees another white horse the writer of the white horses named either faithful and true or the word of God, depending on which verse you're reading, okay, the writer has written on different names in the same in the versus apart. Sure, why not the the writer has a name written on him that no one knows or the name is king of king and Lord of lords depending on with reading now Jones season. What was on his forehead, actually, the the name was tattooed on his side. Now Johnson on the forehead it said thug life. Fees. Another two came into this whole thing. I don't think any of us would be I would be interested. Okay. Jones says another angel who calls all the birds of the earth to a feast where the birds will eat all the people and horses of the earth the white writer than cast the beasts and false prophets into a lake of fire and kills all of their followers with the sword from his mouth finally because and the birds commenced to feast on their flesh. Sure, they're still birds craters it there is a bird phobic. I know right through the entire bible. I'm just realizing how fucking much these people were birds look Hitchcock was not playing on nothing. That's true. He was a biblical scholar. We all know. All right, jab, your Tony begins with another angel bounding the beast with chains and throwing him down to a pit for thousand years which beast this piece okay at which point he will be loosed for quote a little season. Fall is the souls of those who did not worship the beast or take his Mark will reign with Jesus for thousand years at which point there will be the first resurrection. Okay. As Satan is led out of prison at this point. He once again deceives all the nations gathered his forces, which number as the sands of the sea and surrounds the saints at a place called Gog, and may Gog, of course, just rains fire on everything leading up to this. Just doesn't matter. I know right. It just doesn't matter anymore because I know starting over starting over literally we've hit reset. Yeah. And now the Caesar okay, they're not blood anymore. Have kind of forgotten about all this stuff and can be fooled again. Yup. And every. So predictably Jesus rains fire on all of these bad. People destroys them and cast Satan back into the pit forever which could have happened at the beginning of one. Yeah. Okay. It's flabby now. I know God sits upon a great white throne all of the debtor brought before him to be judged whether they were buried in the land or the sea or they were in hell now if your name is not in the aforementioned galactic white pages, you are not worthy and are cast into a lake of fire chapter twenty one. We're almost there. Oh my God. John beholds a new heaven and Anouar because it seems like the old one done got burned up in the previous kicked it around pretty hard. There's a new Jerusalem all the saints will live free of sorrow, death and pain gods. God sums up the show..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:49 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Babylon and chapter seventeen. Why does it say mystery on says mystery, comma because on the great because none of this makes any sense, and it's all a mystery. And you might I'm gonna tattoo that on my forehead right soon as we're not. And then it says mystery and then below that the mysteries completely cleared up. This is who I am in the words of Sarah McLaughlin. We're building a mystery. Is this thing on it's not on? What's amazing? Is that like you're the one in this group that knows more Sarah McLaughlin than anybody is apparently. So there you go. I know once on you are in the arms of the angel jabbed eighteen starts where I would not want to be no based on this story. We've got to save all those dogs. These fucking freak murdering battle's. Yeah. Speaking of angels chapter eighteen starts out with another angel screaming at the top of his lungs saying, quote Babylon the great is fallen is fallen and has become the habitat of devils and the hold of every foul spirit and a cage of every unclean. And hateful bird. Hunted by the grace. For every every what bird every every eight every unclean and hateful bird, also phrase. For all nations have drunk the wine of the wrath of her fornication and the kings of the earth committed fornication with her. Okay. What what happens next only be described as extreme slut shaming? Where are the frogs? Then we just did some pretty solid slut. Get so much worse. All right, go on and on. Thank god. Once again, they go on and on about cups full of fornication fluid, and she ends up in ashes who. Okay. People have their children read this book. And leaving aside just the murder like families read this book together fornication flu cops full of it. There is a very unexpected saw that video one time. I almost reference that to be sworn Cup, right? Nine piece ten kings, three frogs. There is a very unexpected consequence of her getting shamed and burned and that is that nobody wants to buy stuff from merchants anymore. Wait, there's still there's still commerce. Literally, everything like, the the the forests have been burned the. The mountains of run away. The sun is on and off. And meanwhile, there's one guy going corn. Oh, my pair. If. Yes. Wants to buy stuff for merchants anymore. What kind of stuff? Well, block ellipse will cause a sluggish economy a level of granularity that can only be described as logistical stuff that nobody wants to buy anymore is gold silver precious stones pearls fine. Linen silk, purple and scarlet just the colors. Tiny wood. I've re cups would cups. Brass cups cups, and marble cups. Cups won't cups. I've got your brass cups. I really got out over my skis. And and we're not done. Nobody wants to buy cinnamon odors, segments free frankincense. Hold on. I would think would be selling like hotcakes. The people are on fire because you know, what the tincture tincture guy has a whole corner on the market. Does he? Wait a minute guys completely out of business. God also wine oil flour, wheat beasts, sheep, horses, chariots slaves, and the souls of men nobody wants..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:25 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"It's not done. What is it? I don't know what save is done. Okay. After it is done. The biggest earthquake of all happens causing the great city to break into three pieces the islands to flee and the mountains to get lost the mountains get lost. And no one can find them guys play Johnson's and dragon kid. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. This is like this is like what you're you're dragging masters. This fucking weird s kid who's never read any of the dungeon master's never had any of the stuff the rules. He's just making it up. Yeah. But he's also high as. He's having a blood sugar emergency mountains. You can't find them. Why not they're lost? I killed the seven headed beast. Will. Here's a frog. Let's. Role to to birth out a protector. Oh, you're old to you. Got a frog from rolled in nineteen. Oh, you have to go to the forest and eat buffet for forty two months. What? So chapter sixteen talent with talent sized hailstones pummeling, the worshipers of the beast. Okay. Talent being about seventy five pounds, depending on who you ask. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, chapter seventeen begins with one of the angels that had the vials coming up to John and saying you want to see some shit. Shows John check this out. It totally is shows. John woman sitting on a scarlet colored beast in the see with seven heads and ten horns base not clear if this is the dragon beast, the leopard beast or some new beast, right? She is wearing scarlet robes a shit ton of jewelry and has a Cup full of quote abominations and filthiness of her fornication 's. Full. Yeah. That's pretty gross which is also in the sea of blood. She's she's a difference. I guess Caesar. That's true. Maybe they made they made it blood. Maybe she's just into that kind of thing. So gonna kick shame whoever this woman exactly is this the horror of Babylon. On her forehead is the rather unfortunate all caps tattoo mystery Babylon the great the mother of hearts, abomination of the earth that whole thing is to honor foreheads over her whole face or very tiny. Remember, Kristen wig on SNL. Lands. Head like, she was the weird Hora. Babylon John notices that she is stupid drunk on the blood of the martyrs and asked himself what the fuck is going on the angel. Here's John's internal monologue and tells them he can clear things up. Yeah. This is going to clarify everything. The angel says the beasts the beast both exists and does not exist. And when people see the beast, they will wonder if their names are included in the celestial white pages. Now, the seven heads represent the seven mountains clue that clearly the seven hills of Rome, which the woman sits upon the seven heads also represent seven kings five of which are dead one is currently rating and one will come along one day the beast is the eight eight of the seven kings, but also one of the seven kings now now see your problem right there. We've we've got we we need to remove this one is so mad thing about symbolism. Has to symbolize something clearly not everything can be symbolism. But you have to have a story somewhere. Right. Yeah. Well, everything in this is clearly symbolist. Yeah. But from a person who didn't understand what that means. Right. But thank God. We actually got we've actually gotten to a point where things are starting to refer to something specific. Right. So like, that's nice. I don't know if you say, so so does it say the the seven hills of Rome in the it doesn't. But if it's very commonly believed that the that the horror Babylon, and the horror Babylon and Babylon are not only Babylon also Rome and seven heads and seven hills and seven churches all fold into each other. And so jumping to the end. Yeah. This is if this is anything if revelation written in the cave, and Pat Moses anything it is about geopolitics in the Mediterranean precisely basin at the fucking at the time in the same way that Nebuchadnezzar dream in the book of Daniel that everybody tries to read all this fucking significance into is stated in the book of Daniel. Yeah. About. Geopolitics? That's exactly right, right. Could not have less to do with our modern day than any of the rest of the bible, I suppose, right? Okay. So the angel keeps explaining that the ten horns represent ten other kings that don't have kingdoms but get to be king for an hour each..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:33 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"White linen and golden girdles with seven on their path. With seven plagues ready to be loosed on the earth for which for some reason still hasn't gotten what it deserves. Which also by the way, before you started telling me, this this whole story, the appearance of angels would have sounded like a welcome thing. You know, it is terrified of angels. Now, see it is scary angels. Are the most scary thing in his book? And there is there is such a level of sadism. Oh, my God in this whatever that people have earth or the earth deserve. Yeah. Like what in the fuck has anybody done to deserve this kind of nightmare over them killing them and killing them pulling them. I am more afraid of angels. That I am of beasts at this point. They've done far more damage. I think we need to be specific about which beasts in which angels. But we can do that on the show. I don't I don't have the brainpower for that process. I can't keep track. My whiteboard is a mess. As chapter sixteen begins. The seven angels are told to go forth and port out there vials of plague upon the earth as you do. And as as as is always the case in this fucking book. We're going to go through these one by one the first angel out his vial, and that causes sores among the worshippers of the beast. The second angel pours is vile and turns the blood for the second time. Well, only turn to third of it. That's true. Remember, the whole city now the whole see all see life dies. The third angel turns vial pours out his violent all rivers turned to blood. Can. I just interrupt one second. Yeah. I don't know if you guys got this growing up, but it was said in in our Mormon church more than once that chemically the closest substance in the world. See what I remember? No shut the it was one of those like, oh my God. Oh. You know, because it's true. It only takes a little bit to turn that seawater the blood. But it is more tricky to do the rivers, which is what you so the Thurday will turn the blood and the third angel is doing it while he's doing it. He's saying how awesome is that men have to drink blood now. And then Chris angel came. This is too freaky. Exactly. The fourth angels, vile, turnovers vile and in a shocking twist it makes the sun, brighter and hotter. So it's scorch is everyone. Oh, good. But don't worry because the fifth angels, vile causes darkness. Nobody can agree sucks. Feeding vials competing the darkness is so terrible that men shoe their own tongues and curse. God. Wait. Yeah. Okay. When you don't know what does that sound like?.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:20 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Quote. Babylon is fallen is fallen the great city because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication tritter warning post fornication discharge is going to be a major factor of the story going forward. Well goodbye. You had me until that. Behind him comes a third angel screaming that if anyone worships the beast or gets his molecule burn day and night and be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of Jesus in the angels. Wait now, you tell me this. Now, I already got the Mark like like twenty minutes ago. What are you doing laser tattoo removal had not been invented John? Sees a man who looked suspiciously. Like Jesus sitting on a throne on a cloud with a golden crown and a sickle an angel this character onto reap the earth with a sickle, which he does. Another angel out of the temple. How does he the earth? He jams his sickle into the earth. Or does. He just go to all of the fields. It just it literally says he plunged his sickle into the earth and reaped it. I think it might have meant rape. Very well because that's not how reaping reaping as you just shoot. Swing. You're just getting getting the grain of the. Yep. Yep. Another of comes out of the temple with sickle of his very own and another angel eggs him onto thrust his sharp sickle into the earth and gather the vines for God's enormous cosmic wine press of wrath, which he does know sudden unannounced sickles are not how you get grapes. This is this is bad. This is bad farming read what you just read. Okay, another angel comes out of the temple with sickle of his own. Yes. Another angel eggs him on to use his sickle to gather, the vines for God's enormous cosmic wine press of wrath. Yeah. Okay. Is this not clear just so this is the worst farming ever? He does that and so much blood issues forth from the wine press that it rises to the depth of a horse's bridle, and that is not supposed to happen. In winery. Vintners? And then this blood covers an area of sixty six hundred furlongs, which is somewhere in the vicinity of eight hundred and twenty five square miles or not don't ad me. I don't care chapter fifteen is mercilessly short and consists mostly of various groups of people singing praises..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:44 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Scary knife aren't supposed to be scary. Feels like like it's lost the plot of scary altogether. It's just how weird can we go? Exactly. Okay. So then one of these base, not quite sure. Which one at this point forces mankind to take take on a Mark on their right hand and on their foreheads. This is scary. Mark Mark of the beast. We finally get and it's an actual beast. I never realized that the Mark of the beast. It's not I was that that was Satan. But no, it's an actual physical critter. And I'm not sure which one of them it doesn't it's unclear if. It's unclear which of the beast Mace makes case. The Mark you take is out of the name of the beast or the number of the name of the beast, which is six hundred and three score and six six six six six, but it's unclear which of the three beasts whose name this is I wondered and no one's ever explained. This to me. Why does it have a number? Do you guys have a number now? I don't have a number. Why does social security number hold on? But I'm well. And also, what was I reading some biblical scholarship that re re interpreted this stuff and the number of the beast is actually six one six. Yeah. Well, apparently uncle Doug is proven that guy wrong. I mean, that's the cutting edge of biblical thinking six hundred three score and six that's that's just somebody who doesn't know what a score is one who doesn't likes the long version who's not into the whole brevity thing. Right. Okay. So you are not allowed to buy or sell without this Mark. So that's why you have to that's all of his new world. Order bullshit derives. Right. Okay. So now, we're in the chapter four. Teen. Remember there was a big when when did barcodes come along in in early nineties known? It was. It was the early eighties that caused the event Jellicoe to. Absolutely remember that poop there. It's the Margaret the beast is a bunch of lines. Okay. So chapter fourteen starts out with Jesus standing on Mount Zion with one hundred forty four thousand with his father's name on their foreheads. He's turned out to be guileless virgins because that's the thing. They come from. They were hanging out somewhere. You don't like is those virgins that have all that guile too much guile outta here. Isn't it one hundred and forty four thousand elect? But now they're guile is now they're virgins with that who's on the foreheads because that's the thing. Okay. Great, john. Here's a booming voice like thunder, or quote, the voice of harpers harping with their harps. We we we've had trumpet voices before. It's nice to switch to a nice heart. Cannot think of two sounds more. Not the sense similar than thunder in a harp. Or maybe I've only hearing one kind of harp in my life. You need to hear those really good. Which by the way, look for our album. We we have a new we're going to start a new heavy metal band called thunder. Harp are album will drop next week. So Janis another angel flying in the midst of heaven with the everlasting gospel in his hands to preach to every nation and kindred and tongue and people screaming quote fear, God and give glory to him. This is Rhona. According to Mormon Laura this is the road. I so. Yeah, he's he's mentioned in revelation. And he's so the angel the golden angel. You see on the top of the temples is the angel Monroe. Ny temples. Yeah. Brought the book of Mormon to Joseph Smith. They Mormons believe. Yep. So okay. Well, that's good. This is like kind of reverse engineering new net. Lists rogue one. Love it. So behind him comes another angel screaming.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:08 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"But what is he eating? Well, so this now winged woman Satan is chasing her and barf out of flood to try and drown her way. She can fly. Does he the? Yep. Satan bar set of flood. Okay. But the earth opens up to swallow the floods saving her even though she can fly, right? So Satan madder than ever flood, exactly. Satan sets out to war against the seed of the well-fed eagle woman that is chapter twelve chapter thirteen opens with John on the beach watching a new seven headed beast with ten horns and seven crowns rise rise out of the sea. But this this time he notices tattoo on each of the heads. That says blasphemy can I say that if Terry Gilliam signed an animation of this he'd go you've gone to dial this back. Okay. I would love to see a Gilliam produced version of no doubt. That would be really terrific really, the only guy who could do it. I agree. So how's this different from? One in chapter twelve you ask. Well, this one is like a leopard with bare feet bare feet Nike not bare feet of the animal of a bear. Yes. Okay. Handle lion's mouth. Leopards mouth, and some substantial you wanna take a super fast animal? Shi'as flunked heavy feet on it. Right. Okay. So the seven headed dragon beast, then transfers his powers to the seven headed leopard bear lion beast as you do. He's one of the beasts heads appear to be mortally wounded would've liked through power of attorney like how did they transferred all his power? It's a Pokemon thing. You wouldn't get it. Okay. I totally get it. John notices that one of the beasts heads is mortally wounded. But then it's healed and the world collectively wonders what the fuck is going. So it wasn't mortally wounded at all. No, it was it was it wasn't totally fine. So everyone takes to worshiping the beasts saying to one another quote who is likened to the beast, and who is able to make war with him. Okay. As you do. So the piece begins to talk at this point spouting blasphemies and vulgarities for forty two months. I kinda like this beast. I'm going to go on record as being I'm beast positive. And apparently at I don't know if you guys know this math has changed because I have been told by people on Twitter that forty-two is divisible by seven so seven. Yes. That's different now. So each of the seven heads could blaspheme all right six blasphemies each while the others take a break. Yeah. A little Nash. Yeah. So the leopard beast is given great power over the earth, subjugate everyone and force them to worship him. And now John sees another beast coming out of the earth with two lambs horns, and the voice of a dragon. The third is giving great power to description. It's it do lambs have horns, I would think you'd have. That's a good listen older. Anyway, she well-versed and sheep. Okay. You guys are gonna fall along with this very easily. I can tell this third. Beast is given great power to subjugate. Everyone to force them to continue worshipping the second beast. The third tells mankind to make a statue of the bees fucking Star Wars movie is all in the Senate. This is turning into as their emotion on the. No doubt. I as beast number to make a motion that all worship should be of beast number one. And I had to go back and read the scriptures over I'm like, wait. What? The third beast tells mankind to make a statue of the second beast third base, then brings to life. So it can kill everyone. Not all already worshiping the first second or third beast, or the animated statue of the second based are you the gatekeeper key master. So then he most confusing apocalypse, like, you're you're running to a cave that you collapse on you. And that doesn't happen. Halfway through eating your book and your closed, which is in charge. Now, I was just buying wheat from the Blackhawks. Baffling? It's supposed to be scary..

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The How-To Heretic

03:36 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Hey, guess what? On Kamarck, tell me. Your remember? How on episode fifty eight of this fine show. We Doug trying to confuse us all with the bible. That sounds like so many of our episodes. Right. I'll take you at your word. Well, we. It was Doug giving us sort of a run down the first rundown of the very obvious acid trip. That is revelation right, including my favorite part, which was what's snack on amid apocalypse a little book. I if yeah exactly if rainbow headed guy has one foot in the water and one foot on the land and offers you a book. Dive in go against everything you've ever been taught in your life and eat that book that book. Well, uncle Doug. You have promised that the worse is to come. Well, I and I'm gonna keep my promise. Revelations to have leashes part two. So as as you mentioned Oakland in in fifty eight we covered the first half of the book of revelation, which was the first eleven chapters, and I'm still I'm so glad he broke this in half. Because if we tried to do this all at once we'd all be on the floor. So you say that like, it's a bad thing. Well, I'm on the floor. You can't see me. That sounds like a fun tickle party. I'm lying behind the credential. Just wait till we get going. So so let's dive in in fifty eight we covered kind of the history of the book of revelation. Why it ended up where that up and if you wanna? Reorient yourself to that. Or if you haven't listened episode fifty eight you should go back, otherwise, this will make no sense at all. Well, and then once you have listened to it. It will also make no sense sense. Right. We'll clear all of that not up for you. Let's do a quick recap. Then we'll dive right in. So in part one we met our protagonist John who's witnessing and writing down. This fever dream. We also met sword. Mouth Jesus the four and twenty elders. The four six wings chanting beasts covered with is. We were introduced to the seven seals the four horseman and their two hundred million mounted cavalry and the seven trumpeting angels. We saw the sun blotted Dick's, by the way, totally trumpeting. Angels were assholes. Yeah. And anti environmental for sure to say, the least we saw the sun blotted out repeatedly. We saw several earthquakes forest. Fires store. Locus prediction about the dangers of plan to Konomi poses to the nuclear infrastructure of aging post industrialized society, a lesson creative description of a tank a helicopter or a dragon. Depend. On who you're talking to. And of course, the hundred and forty four thousand face tattooed, juice. Yes. That brings us up to chapter twelve right? So that was all the normal stuff. Get into the weird stuff. Everybody knows about that. Yeah. So chapter twelve if you're hoping for an amused booklet to start things out. We are jumping in with both feet. Okay. So a heavily pregnant woman appears in the heavens clothed with the sun and standing on the moon with the crowned with twelve stars you can wear the moon as clueless. Okay. Wait say that again, no serious pregnant women very pregnant woman appears in the sun standing on the moon with crowned with twelve stars on it. Sure, if you get hung up by this. This is going to be a long day. Just the gravitational consequences of those choices. She's made our stupendous. But whatever. All right, so mix there appears I write about the baby you should next appears a great red dragon with seven heads ten horns and seven crowns..

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The How-To Heretic

04:51 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Oh, wow. And lease says, you can think of me as a human being time are you from earth Li I don't wish to talk about myself at a higher level. People wouldn't understand it time. But what is the aliens purpose Lee? The human body is the most perfect in the universe. It is the most perfect form the aliens want the human body. Oh my God. Can I say just as a quick tangent? That I have heard like, you know, one of the things that I have just baffled over ever since. I left religion is the notion that an almighty, God would have created this piece of shit body for an and we are you know, that this is what that God looked like to you know, just just little things. Like why the fuck do? I have nipples any number of of terrible designed choice series of. Acting tubes. Every time I choke on water. Yeah. Exactly. Put the breathe whole further away from the whole, and we'll be fine. I'm not a creative person. But I'm also not God. Right. So when I'm sitting on the toilet having a hangover dump. I don't feel like the apex, right? Yes. Anyone who had claim that these bodies give everyone the perfect according to alien species. That's this is good as it gets. Don't look for any help. So time asked him what do the aliens? Look like Lee says some look similar to human beings. US technology has already detected some aliens the difference between aliens can be quite enormous time. Can you describe it Lee? You don't want to have that kind of thought in your mind. Time says you don't even wanna know. It's so Trump, and it's like, oh, there's evidence right times. Can you describe them? Anyway, and Lee says one type looks like a human, but has a nose that is made of bone. Others. Look like ghosts at first they thought I was trying to help them. Now. They know that I am sweeping them away. Wow. Well, thank you for your service. Masterly Hongzhi sweeping the ghost aliens away the six races. Oh, you a giant debt of gratitude, which we will repay by hating all the gays and living in the giant million-year-old buildings under the ocean and many other oceans, right? So that's pretty much it for for a Falun Gong. So if you hate the gays you hate the five other races a little in the in between races a lot. And you think there's a two billion year old man made nuclear reactor in Africa. This might be the thing for you. Yeah. Also, if you like swastika iconography, they they have their taken back. Yeah. They're taking this is the lesson is just any religion. No matter how benign or even useful. It seems on the surface. If you keep the guy talking long enough. A Jewish conspiracy or aliens one of the fact, and I just kind of stopped digging because I wanted to do this all day. But the fact that he didn't land on the Jews the third paragraph is kind of remarkable for for a cult. Yeah. But he'll get eventually him. Yeah. I mean, if you asked him time just didn't ask, you know, they're probably not really one of the six races. So right. Well, no, they're they're addiction the in between her. So anyway, there you go Falun Gong check it out. It's a lot of fun, man. Moving on. Well, doug. Every once in a while someone there's a real someone on this earth is a real standout happens, and they are recognized. Is this happening? Am I getting your word? You you. We have to kill you first. But that's fine. Nobody's complaining about. You wonder why there's plastic on the floor of the studio today. At least of all me. Yeah, we're gonna kashogi the shoot. So. Every once in a while someone of merit is after their murder and a few magic tricks is awarded by the king of the Vatican with special with a special honorarium, and and and that is called sainthood a post mortem hat, if they're lucky post mortem post beatification, all it's very complex. There's a process, but we are going to talk about well, okay? To tell the story properly we have to start in Ireland in the sixth century good times, a great time to be an Irish anything. But Irish for sure once upon a time medieval early, medieval, Iran Ireland. Yes, always fun. A man named Colne sill probably nailed that. Sure..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:29 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"This is the nexus of everything, isn't it? Yeah. He's he's very much the Chinese David Eick. So. So before we get to 'Lions, here's a taste of the grand unifying Falun Gong theory of kind of everything so quoting Lee on g here. In fact, man, did I let a great way to start a statement like this. In fact, van did not evolved from apes at all in our view, only that there are different species. Existing in each time period, the continental plates on the earth planet inhabited by mankind are shifting and changing geology. Geologists call the continents of Asia Europe, America North America and South America, the continental plates, the continental plates changed from time to time and the civilizations on them would sink to the bottom of the water. Very familiar territory, boys. Then another continent would perhaps surface in another ocean, and such changes are continually taking place. Yeah. Bad news for people who live on continents. I can't wait for us trillion to sink. So now people have also discovered huge ancient buildings and the existence of past civilizations under the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean as well as many other oceans. However, twenty or thirty of them at least, however upon examination they are all found to be things that existed several hundred thousand years or several million years ago, we boy or even earlier than that. So the giant buildings under the many of the oceans are millions of years old when different continental plates change, the species on them were also different. They did not come from volition their similarities, but they were not of the same species. You see China you see what happens when you don't educate your populace. Look educate them now or kill them later, those two choices choices. So that all checks out according to science, right? I did promise you aliens. Did I not hear again is Lee Hongzhi from that nineteen ninety nine very crazy. Time magazine interview. Time. Why does chaos rain now Lee? Of course, there is not just one reason the biggest cause of society's changed today. Is that people no longer believe in orthodox religion? They go to church, but they no longer believe in God, they feel free to do anything. The second reason is that since the beginning of the century aliens have begun to invade the human mind, dammit, and its ideology and culture. This religion is all about sharp left turns. Time where do they come from Lee, the aliens come from other planets, the names that I use for these planets are different some are from dimensions that human beings have not yet discovered. Holy shit. The key is how they have corrupted mankind. Everyone knows that from the beginning. Until now, there has never been a development of culture like today, although it has been several thousand years, it has never been like now the aliens have introduced modern machinery like computers airplanes. They started by teaching mankind about modern science. So people believe more and more science and spirituality. They are controlled. I have no idea what he's even saying everyone thinks that scientists invent on their own when in fact there inspiration is manipulated by the aliens. Culture and spirit. They already control man mankind. Cannot live without their science. Sa- time asks him, are you a human being?.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:08 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"But I wanted to let us see you straining the answer to that question is always. Yes. Boy, blue ribbon crazy ideas about race. Because if this shows taught us anything at all you can't spell religion without racism. So according to leeann G a lot of people right now going through letters in those two. Get so many ads actually. There's no see in. So according to leeann g there are six and only six actual races. Okay. All of whom are created as fully modern people by different groupings of God's separately. They are the yellow race the white race the Indians the east Indians. The Egyptians the Persians and the black race. Oh, some are color coded and some art heard. They own race. I was kind of hoping that it'd be like like a Power Rangers sort of thing. It is a bit Power Rangers. So it the yellow race. Obviously is the best one, right? Of course. And it's it isn't it off how profits with garbage race theory are always coincidentally of the gods favored race, but any of the other five are actually, okay. Your problem arises, see when you start to cross the streams, here's what Leon Li Hongzhi has to say about mixing the races, Mormon listeners will find some familiar ground here. The races in the world are not allowed to be mixed up. Now the races are mixed up in. It has brought about an extraordinarily serious problem. Once races are mixed up. One does not have a corresponding relationship with the higher levels. And he has lost the root mixed races have lost their roots? As if nobody in the paradise will take care of them. They belong to nowhere. And no places would accept them. Racists, have become increasingly mixed up, which can lead to serious consequences. Of course. I will not go into details. I'm just saying the higher levels. Do not recognize such human rights is really top level, isn't it? Yeah. He's he can disappear. But I don't wanna I could tell you about the race war. But I'm not gonna I mean, it feels he could be president of our country Trumpian level of detail behind all this stuff. So there's no half tone Evans. Good to know if there's one thing believers want from heaven, it's total exclusivity does does he have a feeling on octa runes. Well, yes, because they're mixed. Yeah. So I I don't know if you're going to get to this or not. But is there a way to unmixed a race? He didn't want to get into details. Apparently. So what about the gays? I see my Coco's wondering. Well, of course, they have an opinion about that the gays you see our D, Monica nature, and it is the greatest project of the gods to totally eliminate them. How make the greatest project of the gods? Not to create somebody that they will then have to totally eliminate again. Details that escalated quickly? So how are they? How are they doing? How are they going to eliminate the gays? Well, we all know Pat Robertson thinks my gay brothers and others caused natural disasters. But according to Gog natural disasters are the very precise weapon by which the grand cosmic divine plan of gay relation is being done. Well, I mean precision is in the eye of the beholder. I guess. Yeah. So next time the Florida panhandle gets ground to splinters by hurricane. You know, the whole point was to kill Adam. And Steve and Tallahassee feel like yeah. I feel like what we can learn from all of these lessons is that everybody who lives in like the Oklahoma tornado alley is guy is gay. Yeah. The whole state. Yup. So with you heard it here first. Well, look at Frank smoke Lajolla, see. Yeah. There we go. As you can see Falun Gong is killing it so far with all the realness and the totes good reasons to believe in slow MO bigot karate. But wait there's more with what does the new AG eastern? Inspired gay hating, stupendous Lee racist, meditation cult without some hilarious, pseudoscience and aliens. Alien we needed that. I was waiting..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:22 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"But before we do I wanna get some ugly truth out of the way, China brutally crackdown on Falun Gong practitioners in nineteen ninety nine because of a brazen by Chinese standards protest in which ten thousand felon gang members surrounded the security forces HQ in Beijing with no warning. Oh, wow. And freaking them. The fuck. So, you know, nothing had ten thousand people don't do nothing in China without China knowing beforehand, right? So so it's it's believed that thousands have been arrested tortured probably killed, and this is where it gets really hard to know, maybe had live organ harvesting done. Oh my God. So China has had a nasty habit of selling organs of executed prisoners on the on the black market. So it's possible. It's true. Again, this is nasty because it's prisoners instead of good, clean people's organs. I don't I don't wanna Carthy kidney. Because you'll be Carthy if you're down. Science. It's hard to know which Oregon each criminal behavior is located in. But you know, you don't you don't want to take the risk. Look, I'll take whatever liver. I can get this. Any any listeners out there? If you've got an extra such deliver. So Falun Gong is silly. And some truly terrible ideas. But none of that merits, torture and murder and being sold for scrap so China. Okay. Knock that shit off. Mock don't murder. Oh, wait, you're the government. Don't do those things. So anyway, Sappho repression, although murder is a great hashtag, right. Don't murder. So awful, repression sadness aside. Let's talk about how truly bizarre this bizarrely popular religion, really is. So as I said Falun Gong was founded around the same time. Seinfeld. Curiel, incidentally, g he had he had a sort of fischel church biography written by a follower that has sense just basically been disappeared. So there's only fragments of kind of searchable and in it. He claims to have had four mystical teachers over the course of his childhood each the highest level practitioner of one of the ancient arts such an amazing pupil was Li Hongzhi by the age of eight he had achieved the quote superb. Great law with natural supernatural powers. Meaning he.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:04 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Uncle Doug uncle, Dan. You know, China I've heard have you heard of her to China China? That is the same thing whichever Serie is China. I think it's ten. Sure. So we're gonna we're gonna talk about China patterns and how to pick him. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like religion there. The the the official government of China, right? They don't like competitors. Like me like me. They are not fans of religion. They just. Their methodology is different than mine. Yeah. But Mark you're here. You're you're going to teach us about a religion that popped up there. Anyways. Duggan. I have long lived under Dan's communist tyranny. Yes. It's just the two of us. Right. He's. Not for lack of wanting. But he's unable to oppress a billion people that's going to happen. I'll get there. I'll get there. It takes time start small. That's what you do. So we're going to meet we're gonna meet a group of people today that that are definitely are on on China shit list. But and that's kind of a separate issue because we're gonna talk about not why necessarily earn China shit list. But why you probably shouldn't join this particular group when you see them at the farmers markets. We we've all we've all seen these kind of folks meditating publicly at parks and at the farmer's market with the little placards kind of a Hari Krishna vibe. But let's tambourine Ian, Moore cross legs city. You know, got the little board up saying Falun Gong. If you've seen those folks you've seen the Falun Gong. So can't somebody get them attempting though, isn't that something that we could do for them? Tempering may probably well, you might be with it. Did you say Falun Gong or Falun Gong's when you're talking about them? I don't know. Same as gung. Some Chinese English. Major hit me up about I won't sleep until I know so Falun Gong as it's easy to guess, Chinese spiritual practice and religion bordering on cult status. It's probably more Colt. Really? Although it's quite new Falun Gong as an offshoot of the ancient quite on tradition in China, which is basically movement meditation. So it's like a a cousin of Taichi. So it's slow repetitive movement. Meditative breathing and mental practice to achieve balance, a higher state better health, and that sort of thing so what distinguishes Falun Gong literally meaning Dharma wheel practice or law. We'll practice from your workaday goes, ladies and Golden Gate park. Well, some super crazy shit. It turns out it was founded around nineteen Ninety-two by fairly mysterious character called Li Hongzhi. Now, an important factor note here anytime, we talk about any subject that is controversial vis-a-vis the Chinese government. And there is. An impossible amount of disinformation to kind of Wade through. So like when I was researching the Dalai Lama, there's so much, you know, Chinese anti information out there. It's very very hard to dig through. Right. And it's not always easy to tell. If it is Chinese propaganda. You're telling us that we are about to be disseminating a bunch of Chinese propaganda. That's that is the point of that is the total point of art show, which is funny, which is a fun departure for us. Because most of our shit is Russian right, right? It's it's good to change it most of our misinformation from it's a much. It's a much more diverse cuisine. Yeah. It's love. So. So anyway, we never really guarantee the veracity of our bullshit, but we do not this time. But I think I think I got to the heart of what is really the goofy side of this. And we'll get through this weird mass Negra saying before second. Disclaimer, you know, it's fun to poke fun at the nasty and hilarious aspects of the space age type. Chee thing..

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:30 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Brothers and sisters dearly beloved beloved. No, I just had PTSD from that. We we have the devil's triangle again here presents. Now, I've got another PTSD. Twice three. Some don't make eye contact. So we're back. We we took a we were back from vacation it was greats because we had a show last week where we didn't we pre pre recorded a bit. We were unable to talk about the amazingness of our meet up the meet up having right before you guys ran away. Didn't take me which was rude super rude to the pond house in DC me up was great. Thank you so much to everybody who came out. Oh, what a treat. It was and the tour of of temple square. We we didn't realize we thought what maybe eight to ten people with for the tour of temple square. So when thirty five people into it was fantastic. So much fun so much fun. So thanks everybody. And we'll do we'll do another one another time. But for the moment, we're just gonna go ahead and do the show next year in Jerusalem. I feel for sure. Yeah. Hey today's show. It's it's a barn burner. We're going to have some fun wasn't things. You Mark are going to talk about a bit of high-tech for for. It's a haunted alphabet. It's it is actually the lowest tech, you can get there's no prints, so no tech zero tech. But but boys, it's Buki because you know, it is the end of October so hookah times, and then and then undug you're gonna I'm gonna talk about the horror movie in the bible. You bring about the end of the world. Way more specific than that. But we'll see right. Yeah. Exactly. We'll see a horror movie. It's it's it's a whole. It's it's a it's it's franchise. That's right. But so it's great show. It spooky. It's a little scary. So let's jump in. Uncle doug. Look, I don't always know how to direct my life. I don't know. Always know always implies that you sometimes do by don't always. I mean, never right. No direction. Yeah. And you know, sometimes I think in especially in these spooky days. I think there I think there are people wiser people than myself in other realms that I'd be able to be helpful. I mean, that's just that's just a true. That's just that's just common sense. Yeah. But the question is how do you get that information? How do you squeeze them for that knowledge? Yeah. And I think uncle Mark might be able to help us Milton Bradley might have something to say about. Reclose? So, you know, fellow uncles as as Dan mentioned in this episode episode will publicly post on Al all hallows. I don't know. I can't say that all hallows eve of this year of our dark Lord Twenty-eight teen. Yeah. I thought it would delve into into a kind of holy technology. And and it's a bland -ly common piece of holy technology one that can be pod for twenty one dollars and thirty seven cents at America's most satanic.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:06 min | 2 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Share rub oh no oh yes even in your heavenly even your heavily hosts are puns tres perhaps she'll meet famous people jimmy the falun angel no oh the arc angel i quit mike tyson with his famous lists hear it with the shows on earth i'm so mad at myself right now yes i've on a tinkle for your ternal asleep you've made your own heavenly bed and now you have to lie in it as uncle mark likes to say rest in pieces oh is it over its done funding ivanka of a tinkle for you it it is never over its net that's just oh my god i heard on anticholera funke tinkling so that's that's that's that's our presidents friend in russia jesus this is a his daughter wife well that's amazing yvonna tinkle you ever in that uh and i apologize to the rest of you and unfortunately there is no respect no escape these are binding contracts cya blood yup so thank you so much for your patronage thank everybody is that a huge week for us and again we just want to give a shout out on some loved to our friends know he fanie lie over at the gam cast yup they are treat and if you'd again if you're at listening that show you fucking crazy we have two other episodes of that show that we did which were a hoot yeah you can see on our appearances page go check it out and if you want to become one of the people that uh the gets all that early access to our show and all and all the bonus and that that can help that helps make this show possible uh you can go to the uh to how to heretic dot com and you can click on the patron button and that will get you uh that will get you there and uh hopefully will make it easy for that's right if you can't do that give us some level is a ton of you have this week on i tunes or it with a review on any your pod blasters and man we love you thanks so much this is great moment on moving on.

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"uncle mark" Discussed on NewsRadio1620

NewsRadio1620

01:53 min | 3 years ago

"uncle mark" Discussed on NewsRadio1620

"The car accident i didn't see the connection between prescription drugs that prescription opiates that i was using and the illegal opiates so he was using i didn't i didn't see that connection i would we've had chose not sixty that connection um you know from the outset was it literally the line of thought but yeah uncle marte died from a heroin overdose but that's and stuff wiest took a needle in your say the veins in your foot so that the cops can't see the tracks on your arms as you point out that used to get people busted not so much anymore uh but but you didn't see the connection between that and the stuff in pill form that was almost as bad in some cases worse no and i mean the fact i was able to rationalize isn't that and i did rational either for a lot of years because they came from a doctor um i wasn't buying it off the street at least in the beginning i wasn't buying it off the street i was getting it from pharmacist uh i had this back injury so i always had a reason to use it and uh you know the very very their time at time the their camera time in my life just started falling apart when i was unable to deny the fact that i was becoming just like my uncle mark but that that veil of legality um that you know sort of shrouds prescription drugs prescription drug abuse there's that there's that thing veil of legality that allows us to protect ourselves against the lunar us how we addicts uh from those other guys you know those those other guys that are using needles in those other guys that are doing crank or they're shooting heroin older smoking crack those are drug addicts fine getting this from a legal source and so that that's the thinking that was my thinking um you know the whole time and that allow myself to use and not ever let myself you know s start seeing myself for what i was which was no different jason smith is my guest is book is called the bitter taste is dying before we leave uncle mark hold together.

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