17 Burst results for "Uncle Doug"

"uncle doug" Discussed on News Radio 920 AM

News Radio 920 AM

03:32 min | 3 months ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on News Radio 920 AM

"Number two calling ground 098777331011777331011 without Uncle Doug in North Carolina Triangle dug around ground zero. Hey, brother, About a week and 1/2 2 weeks ago. I wasn't feeling good. And I came down with a rash on my neck. So I called my primary doctor. I'm up and do not drive bashful. And they put me with a different doctor. And she says, Oh, you've got poison Ivy. I said, no, I don't have poison on it. She said. Oh, yes. That rash is poison Ivy. I said, Listen, I've got the shingles and she said, Oh, no, You don't have shame. So she says, I'm gonna give you big old shot of prednisone. I'll give you a six day, uh, pack of prednisone and go so after about three days, dude. Aah! Bust out with the blisters and rash, a weapon in my head and my neck and everywhere. Well, I got the shingles. So what I'm saying is, I don't understand. All they want to do is give you a number they want they want. Ah, shove you on down the damn road. I Have had the shingles for over two weeks. I won't tell you something dead. That is the most painful thing that I've ever had in my life. You know it brings on singles, Doug Yes, Yes, yes. Oh, you have no idea stress and under so much major stress for the past three months was not working with Ah. Was everything. This is torture. Doug. This is this is Andy. An Amnesty International's 1975 definition of torture. What they're doing right now They're putting stress traumatizing us. They're forcing us into no touch, torture what they're doing. I don't tell you guys and I will tell America. You don't want shingles because I have never experienced pain and I'm a tough You know what? Uh, but this this is and my doctor. I went to see today. My primary. I finally got in with him down in Nashville. And he said, you have got nerve damage that you probably will live with for the rest of your life. Wow. And all could've been prevented early, But no, they thought you just had poison Ivy. All I have to do is get a get a vaccine the third day and I could have, uh, yeah, right. Yeah. Anyways, I'm sorry. You have to go through that sigh here is really horrible Pain. And yes, it is triggered by stress, and a lot of people are getting shingles because of the stress there. They're over. We are all stressed out. Yeah, I know. God bless you, too, Doug. I've never felt the same since Kobe. I mean, I'm you know, a TTE first. It was not being able to sleep now. I can sleep because I've found ways. Teo, get around it. Stress levels with regard to this show stress levels with regard to the health of my family stress levels of not being able to freely go where I need to go and do the things they need to do. Trying to find new ways of getting things done not wanting to go to the store because I'm afraid I'm going to get hassled or whatever. And then today what happened with these like, Hey, you're not wearing a mask enough to serve you outside. Yeah. So No. They wouldn't do that to a guy who had a wheelchair. Would they Now? They wouldn't do that. Or a guy on crutches or with walking stick. So whatever they wouldn't say, Oh,.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on 600 WREC

600 WREC

06:14 min | 4 months ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on 600 WREC

"On the Fourth of July, looking out of the sky touch a little blood in the heavens, Little iron in the sky coming down. Magic. It's all all magic Manley P. Hall once said. We are the gods of the atoms that make up ourselves. We're also the atoms of the gods that make up the universe. A lot of like that we're made of star stuff. And, yes, most of what we experience in our lifetimes is influenced by the stars. Another man influenced by the Stars. Is Dr Sky on the program tonight, Dr Sky Steve Gates. He's here. He's with his telescope. Looking out one more thing before we get to the calls, Steve. I just wanted to know I heard that there's also going to be a little touch of Ah, maybe a meteor shower here and there is that true? We're coming up on another one of these client, Nothing. Aziz. I could save from the astronomy world. But major. By any definition, I think the next big thing we have to look forward to is more than likely the summer persons which occur in August, But I'm staring through the telescope. I just wanted to really quickly just mentioned I'm looking at Saturn right now, 868 million miles away. This is also a control of your prison wasn't listeners out there. I see the ring system a very cool very well till you know, tip very wide open, and I can actually see its largest satellite titan, which is one of the only satellites in the solar system and actually has an atmosphere. But here's one quickly, Clyde if tomorrow night thes independent stage, like Fourth of them is not going to stimulate curiosity. Wait till the fifth Because on that night, Clyde talking about celestial lineups here, Here's the big one. I was safe until towards the end, You'll have a nearly perfect triangle in the sky with a nearly full moon. Jupiter and Saturn forming this most amazing almost perfect triangle. No figure. Isn't that Isn't that an amazing? Yeah, I know what they call it, too, And it's kind of scary. They're calling it the well. They're calling it the A triad. They're calling it the hexagonal Triad because Saturn's involved in his accidental triad that we're dealing with something a little bit more mystical and magical in the sky, which may bring about some very definite changes because they say, every 29 years we find ourselves in what is called a Saturn return, and that means that there's a reset after the Saturn return, and they're debating on whether or not July 4th, 2020 is the time for the Saturn return and the the inverse Triad or the triad that would be called the You know the more of the darker triad If you will, with the moon being part of it, it's It's an interesting way to think that's great, you know. Today, and I must also staring at Jupiter now, and I can tell the listeners and everybody listening. Almost. I can see the ball of the planet Jupiter. You can see the bands on there. I can see for the main satellites. On the left side. I can see Callisto moving in and seeing the three on the other side. I owe your open and the largest satellite sources. How's the storm doing? How's the storm doing on Done? Jupiter? How's it looking? Well, I got to get a higher magnification. And that would mean I'd have to go in the house. So okay, I'll tell you one of the most breathtaking things. Besides, seeing the moon into telescope was be seeing Saturn for the first time I about died. I couldn't believe it looked like a little cardboard cut out of their kind. Crazy like most people thought it was fake. You're right. It looks like a cardboard cut out because you think this looks like it does in astronomy class? That's good out of some calls going. Uncle Doug in North Carolina, You're on with Dr Sky. Go ahead. Hello, Uncle Doug, You're on with Dr Scott. Go ahead. Dr Scott Quad. A doctor star. I've been following you for years for years and years. My friend. He was I want. I want to get trying to get off base here a little bit. Uh, there is a reset, going on with the world and with the space and with the economy and with religion. And with finance it is called Not only that, but we all are ready for a reset. We have to have this reset. Be ableto continue. And Tina zones. We don't we don't understand that we cannot continue on The way we do all the time, because if it is and when we do we wear out, but we're due for this and it's coming on. Do you not believe me? Society return believe? Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. Doug, I believe you wholeheartedly, I think You know, it's amazing to me is a guy of 64 years young. Why all this craziness now it's like, you know, there seems to be so much tension in the air and from the astronomy side, Clyde and I just wanted to pass this on. Some astronomers even believe that we're moving through and much difficulty not difficult. Excuse me, much different region of the Milky Way, and here's another wild. One guys think about this when solar activity is low. The incident of cosmic rays increases greatly, and you know, I'm not a medical doctor, but I could just tell you it isn't that possible. But right, Clyde and right there that maybe there's an induction of something with those cosmic rays that air forcing something on our brains. Well, well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, Doctor Sky, Steve Doug. I did a show two nights ago about that great wave that passed over on June 23rd. And I talked about the possibility that was powerful enough to throw us into something called inverse time. And that's why. On June 23rd they announced that Corona virus is 10 times more contagious. But now, instead of hitting the old and sitting the young and it's now mutating in a way that is growing tentacles, and it's entering the body and doing all kinds of crazy stuff that way. I said, What if this galactic wave whatever it was through us back like three or four months, and we went back in time. We didn't realise in the dimension, and that's why we're really It's pretty gay guys. Is three warning us that this is what this is. This is the reset. Yeah, it is. But I mean, but the the world of the world government wants to re set to, and that's the thing I'm very worried about, because that's the next day, the world they want us to be a one world government and they want Teo be Schapelle. But The world is Like it's always been, and it will always be. It will continue evolving and being what it is, and we are in the.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

12:14 min | 6 months ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Welcome to the. How do heretic? I'm mark and I'm uncle Dan. I am Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the Outside. That's right leaving. Religion is the first step into a larger better world but he can also be a scary world. Things work differently now never fair. That's why we're here. We're your goals and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're going to share the stories in seek the knowledge to build a great light. After all you only get the one that we know of better make the most of it may man guys how.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

01:42 min | 8 months ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Welcome friends how to heretic. I'M GONNA mark. I'm uncle Dan. I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the Outside. That's right leaving. Religion is the first step into a larger better world but it can also be a scary world. Oh things work differently. Now never fair. That's why we're here. We're your audio ankles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life after all. You only get the one that we know of say. Better make the most of it gentleman. Hello Tallyho another week under the studio behind the veil at the grail and And we're all Pale and various other rimes was that Olympic or I was all of the above. What a show. What a fun show. We have this week. I it's just. It's one for the books if the Internet has books and there were such a thing as books anymore Hoof Wha what are those even so I will talk about I guess just the tip. Indeed you will. I'm going to talk about technology and how it is enhancing all of our lives right and then I'm Gonna. Bring it home with the discussion about the joys of having your own individuality. Yeah how rare that thing truly is in our world today. We're basically against it. We don't get it again it now. It's not worth the trouble..

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:00 min | 1 year ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"We'll Velez yeah one thing happened this last week and it is something that only patrons were able to see or here or here rather and that is the rarest of flubs made it into the patrons only feed on on our on our show so what I'm trying to get out here is you never know what's going to happen it was cleaned up pretty quick yeah yeah but you heard some of our backstage drama some behind the scenes and it was ugly ugly so that at some point we should release some just some some back behind the scenes stuff just for patrons only away patrons only content could becoming you never know and the only way to me one day intentionally yeah exactly and the only way to find what is to do what the people about two lists have done which is to go onto our patriae on they go to the the heretic not the but just how to heretic dot com and they click on the Patriot support US thing takes you to patriots sign up at whatever level you're comfortable or whatever level you're after but still willing to give yeah and then I is good a little discomfort is good make it hurt fine you know what I mean it's a it's a Buddhist thing it you know Mother Teresa's Theresa's that the the pain of the suffering of the people was what brought them closer to Jesus without pain so we want you to have pleasure we don't have a lot of pleasure so so make it hurt when you give to us and to that end the we'd have much thanks to some people those include just ball Jessica all allison allison era et CETERA. Martin Sarah Sarah and getting Thomas himself doubting Thomas himself and don't forget Greg W is always there as well greg w who actually yes all right and and we we love each and every one of you so much our hearts more more a little bit than the rest of our our listeners though only by a Smidge as we are love is for sale that's right and if you want some of that love just keep pumping those five stars people go to Patriots go to stitcher picture on itunes mark go to stitcher wherever you can give his five stars ten if you can afford it because it's all free doesn't quite as you damn right so mice based go to linked in grinder dollars that's right go to the thrifty nickel this guy he was five stars we love you we love you no matter what and let's continue indeed well Uncle Doug.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on Newsradio 830 WCCO

Newsradio 830 WCCO

05:59 min | 1 year ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on Newsradio 830 WCCO

"That's killing fifty three people every year on average. That's according to the department of public safety. So measures to require hands-free devices when using a cell phone while driving. Those have stalled in the past. Like last year. It just came up short at the end of the legislative session. Well, I mean, why why should we not have tougher penalties? It's not that you can still drive your car. Without using your cell phone to text. Because he's GPS on your phone. Think that's legal. But you set your you set your destination before you go. And then it brings you there. What about headphones? I think you can use. No, you cannot use headphones right in Minnesota. And what I just looked up some states allow it. But Minnesota list going to the side I found it is not not lawful. So if you have a pair of wireless headphones, and you're listening to the too hot mamas podcast from wwl radio. And you're listening to that on your your way to work. What you can't can't use your headphones. I suppose it makes sense. Yeah. Find a way to hear things around. You obviously hear sirens. If you know emergency vehicles are coming up behind you. You know, I've done it. And it does there is an element of distraction with that too. Because you can't hear as clearly, obviously. And you're just kind of in your own world instead of focusing in on what you need to be doing. Yes. The task at hand of driving your vehicle safely. Now legislators sidestepped questions about whether all cell phone. You should be banned in the car emphasizing the need to compromise on hands-free measure, I and I think that's fair hands free. Just as long as you're not using your phone as you're driving. You're not tweeting or texting what about at a light. When it's red thinking about that just yesterday because I looked over and the woman in the vehicle next to me was clearly texting you're looking at whatever on her phone while at a red light and thinking, it doesn't bother me. Obviously if she's not moving if it's a red light. But I think at this point, you just need to say, no, you know, whether I mean, obviously, you can't do it. Now, it's not legal to text. Even if you're if you're at a red light. So just put it down just put it down. And I'm like you I'm guilty. If I'm at a red light and my phone beeps, a look, you know, I'll take a call holding the the phone to my ear. I'll do it once in a while. But I won't lose any sleep. If if the law says I can't anymore, and if I have to put the phone down, I will same my uncle Doug who lives in elk river as a friend of the show to you'd better bees, your uncle. He's my uncle he he's a great storyteller too. So he tells his story a couple of years ago now, but he was at a red light got a text and now everyone have stopped. He was stopped and he didn't text back. He just he peered down at it in look back up, but they're having to be caught by him. And he got a ticket for it. Really? Yeah. But now here's the catch. There was a reporter in the cop car doing a story on texting and driving. He tells it like it wasn't Corey apple awhile. No, it was not me. But he tells the story like look I probably went to gotten a ticket because I didn't text back and we're at a red light. But I look down look up, and he got a ticket for it. And he said they were just showing off to the reporter. Look, I can give a ticket for the texting and driving toughing tough on texting. Yeah. It's tough. Do we know how much they're ticket random, Doug? If you're listening text me, and I can let people know I'm I'm not sure how much Iran him, but he's a conservative guy, especially financially. So any price was not in the budget. Yeah. And. He was not happy about it. Well, I can see where I wouldn't be your are. Are you a menace to society? If you're sitting at a red light looking, you know, just glancing at a text. No. But okay, what happens if the light turns green, and you don't notice it? Then you're maybe you're not going to hurt somebody. But you're angering a lot of people behind you. And who knows somebody might be coming up fast, assuming you're gonna you're gonna move your vehicle, and you don't because you're looking at a text, and you know, who doesn't even look at text in the car, even if that's at a red light anymore. Uncle doug. Yeah. He's learned as. The ticket. You're not going to do that. Again. Uncle dugs, a smart guy. See so maybe it does pay off getting strict on these rules in Minnesota. I'd like to see that passed anything that can make the road safer for for all of us out here. I'm all for it. We made it many decades without any phones in the car. And now we get them in the car. And you know, it's it's a it's a fight to get them out of our hands. Think about when our parents were kids, they didn't even have seat belts. In cars kidding. Sliding around on a bench in the backseat. Right. And then even sometimes growing up, you know, I grew up near Perm and we'd sit in the back of a truck bed. All the kids would sit in the back of the truck bed. Yeah. Hop in the back of the station wagon Saint thing what if you were hired by a company. And they said you're going to be a leader here. And then as you got there you found out. We'll wait I'm not I'm not being put in a position to succeed. They're not surrounded me with with the type of resources I need to succeed. How'd you feel about that? That's what happened with.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

03:30 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Brothers and sisters dearly beloved beloved. No, I just had PTSD from that. We we have the devil's triangle again here presents. Now, I've got another PTSD. Twice three. Some don't make eye contact. So we're back. We we took a we were back from vacation it was greats because we had a show last week where we didn't we pre pre recorded a bit. We were unable to talk about the amazingness of our meet up the meet up having right before you guys ran away. Didn't take me which was rude super rude to the pond house in DC me up was great. Thank you so much to everybody who came out. Oh, what a treat. It was and the tour of of temple square. We we didn't realize we thought what maybe eight to ten people with for the tour of temple square. So when thirty five people into it was fantastic. So much fun so much fun. So thanks everybody. And we'll do we'll do another one another time. But for the moment, we're just gonna go ahead and do the show next year in Jerusalem. I feel for sure. Yeah. Hey today's show. It's it's a barn burner. We're going to have some fun wasn't things. You Mark are going to talk about a bit of high-tech for for. It's a haunted alphabet. It's it is actually the lowest tech, you can get there's no prints, so no tech zero tech. But but boys, it's Buki because you know, it is the end of October so hookah times, and then and then undug you're gonna I'm gonna talk about the horror movie in the bible. You bring about the end of the world. Way more specific than that. But we'll see right. Yeah. Exactly. We'll see a horror movie. It's it's it's a whole. It's it's a it's it's franchise. That's right. But so it's great show. It spooky. It's a little scary. So let's jump in. Uncle doug. Look, I don't always know how to direct my life. I don't know. Always know always implies that you sometimes do by don't always. I mean, never right. No direction. Yeah. And you know, sometimes I think in especially in these spooky days. I think there I think there are people wiser people than myself in other realms that I'd be able to be helpful. I mean, that's just that's just a true. That's just that's just common sense. Yeah. But the question is how do you get that information? How do you squeeze them for that knowledge? Yeah. And I think uncle Mark might be able to help us Milton Bradley might have something to say about. Reclose? So, you know, fellow uncles as as Dan mentioned in this episode episode will publicly post on Al all hallows. I don't know. I can't say that all hallows eve of this year of our dark Lord Twenty-eight teen. Yeah. I thought it would delve into into a kind of holy technology. And and it's a bland -ly common piece of holy technology one that can be pod for twenty one dollars and thirty seven cents at America's most satanic.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on KSFO-AM

KSFO-AM

03:28 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on KSFO-AM

"One On talk. Radio five sixty k. SFO. Eight, twenty so. Here's what they say okay I have I have an uncle. Who Uncle doug Doug uncle dug up. In Minnesota for, his birthday his wife decided that they were going to go to a, Trump, rally Okay that's, what he wanted to do for his birthday you surprised actually with it So they get there and. They got there too late The place Already packed they just they were in line and there's a certain point, the, line sorry no more room so it must have run out of money to pay. The supporters I think they might have had. Jumbotrons outside, but again what Katie just alluded to is something that Rosie, O'Donnell says everybody's paid to. Go there now I'm just wondering who was paid for. My, uncle I'm, you know. I guess and he was probably one of the or maybe that's why he didn't get him because he wasn't one of. The pay maybe only the paid people. Get in he didn't make it all these. Are. Outside okay so if, you're not you don't go. In indoors, so Rosie O'Donnell has reappeared and she claimed last night on CNN with Chris Cuomo that the only reason Trump draws big crowds is because he pays everybody to. Be there she she's, talking saying, you know this is true quick quick and she's, being very she. Sounds, the. Yeah yeah sounds. Very, reasonable Chris, you know this. Is true we all. Know it And so she's not unhinged she's. She's really keep yourself, cool calm, and collected and she believes this they're all paid, for because Trump. Could. Afford. It now then. She, alludes and, you'll hear this. In just a moment She alludes to the escalator, so the escalator was this was clearly choreographed. This, was staged this was all planned to the t- it's. Where Trump and Milania, come down the golden elevator in the Trump. Tower and there are these adoring fans there and he announces his presidency and everybody chairs now I don't, know if, any of, those people were paid I rather doubt it but. I would be willing to bet, you they were, all friends of Trump who have been invited to this event because this was. Supposed to be you know his saying I'm running for president Right these were. All people he knew they were all friends they were all friendlies that was clearly planned and staged I, agree I, whether they, were paid or not I personally doubt it Because I don't think he'd. Have to pay anybody. I don't think so either call one hundred of, his friends and say. Come on down run I want you? To be there right, watch. This. Historic event. So okay that's that but Rosie says those people. Are paid as well so she's on with Chris Cuomo who by the way is a really good friend of hers and and Rosie's a good friend of the whole Cuomo family and, Chris Cuomo is he. He's not, buying it, he, saying you know Rosie Everybody's paid that goes to those, Trump events because I've. Been to, the events, yeah These are his. People okay he's. Saying things that resonate with them that's why they're coming interesting exchange take a listen it's bad because he doesn't know how to. Inspire people or invoke that emotion in them of his rally knowing. And First of all people. Are paid Chris you know, that. People.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:24 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Well then yeah there are as we've always discussed lots of ideas out there and and some of those ideas are so cockamamie there there's so kooky that sometimes somebody comes along with a way to kind of put a little sugar with the medicine and help it go down and and uncle doug is is famous for both sugar and medicine i mean he calls it medicine anyway it's it is a form of medication schorr with a street value so uncle doug is here to introduce a new segment that that might have something to do with a spoonful of sugar exactly so this is the second week in a row i have introduced a new segment so this is exciting for me don't don't get cocky get over there will be no third week mark and uncle dan any religion than survived into the modern era is carrying beliefs dogmas and traditions that that no one ever thought would have to stand up to modern biology archaeology physics genetics the internet therefore these religions have had develop ornate not so convincing often very silly explanations for their bullshit to make it palatable in the modern world these explanations are called apologetic yes in so today we're going to play a new game that tells into these apologetic that we're calling square that circle cody cody is report in the crowd noises the jingle audience enough for nothing but i'm pretty sure that mark and i just put in the crowd noises in the jingle cody cut those out and put in the good stuff right so today's edition of square that circle is an all book of mormon addition wow the need apologetic i know that's you know that's a recent one they should be known about some of the things well they should have it's funny because when joseph smith was writing the moment a lot of the things he was writing we're being disproven while the ink was still wet through the book of mormon is chock full of acronyms or bullshit these are things that belong in a time and space other than where they're being referred to so there's a vast amount of mormon apologetic for these anachronisms and most of the politics will discuss today come.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

04:15 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Hey uncle doug uncle dan i need to learn things in this world we we all need ways that we can learn valuable lessons right and and i think that you have discovered you know this is obviously our bible episode right and you've discovered a way to learn something in the bible that exists in the bible and i think you know from time to time we try out different ideas for this show and i thought it might be fun for us to talk about the parables of jesus the segment we will call parable shit yeah so or the terrible terrible terrible parables we'll we'll do an internet poll exact see what win so the the parables of jesus are to most christians the most sublime so to speak part of the bible they're the most important thing we've got it's the actual words of jesus yeah teaching a lesson g the great rabbi writes the gallant teacher most important human ever to walk the face of the earth correct and it's not him it's not somebody telling his story about him it's not the narrative narrative of him going somewhere and doing something this is jesus teaching the lessons that we are supposed to us to live our lives this is red letter shit this is main lining the the gospel all right i'm ready so i'm excited there are thirty two parables in in total in the bible okay and a parable is just a short story these are thirty two of jesus on correct there are other parables but the the the ones that don't come out of jesus hisself to gives a shit who gives you shit so there are thirty two parables they're all in the books of matthew luke and mark okay there's none in john which is interesting john was not a parable yeah we could talk about john time that guy and so i thought you know let's start let's attack this kind of chronologically and start with the first parable which comes out of the book of luke yeah and it's in chapter seven versus thirty six to fifty okay and there's pieces of this parable that i recognized right away when i read it that i'm sure you know anyone who's spent any time in sunday school remember sure and basically it's the parable of the two debtors okay now some of the parables that will tackle later on are very impenetrable and very strange yeah and the morality is very difficult to tease out of it if there is any more elliott's correct so this one is is pretty simple and small but but it's the first one number one number one jesus goes to the house of pharisees to have dinner with him and teach him the pharisees were like the jewish clergy at the time and they weren't all evil even if you have seen right gibson's the passion right we're actually okay and so jesus before he you know this kind of early in his ministry he encounters this and they go to his house to have dinner nice yeah and this is from recognize a woman enters sees jesus is there and she enters and she brings an alabaster box of ornament when i go to somebody's place for dinner i always hope some chick is going to pop out from somewhere and go in alabama anybody need any moment how about a balm yeah the new testament is just steeped in goup isn't it so she brings his alabaster box of ornament expensive wing this woman is a sinner makes clear to call her out as a center okay and then as opposed to everybody else that's so great right and this this she gets down on her hands and knees she cries on jesus feet uses her tears and her hair to wipe and clean his feet while which again used the moment tears is yup you're not gonna get enough she she cleans his feet and then she puts the on the feet insure and kisses it's like mentholatum right is what it is can.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

01:52 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Wouldn't wouldn't be so different the way to do it all right moving on let's move on well hey uncle mark hello now that you're back on the show we missed you as a good to be back yeah i missed i missed y'all all the people out there yeah i'm sure you did what we but i've asked we've asked uncle doug here too jealous he's he has been riding a sacred cow and we learn more about it yes and we're going to we're going to slay the sacred cow through drowning oh take it down the best kind of way today for cows love it well it's unusual for a cow we're gonna talk about holy water today holy what only water so holy water is used in traditions from christianity to sikhism for cleansings anointing baptisms and the warding off of evil now in the christian tradition which includes anglicans protestants roman catholics eastern christians the whole the whole gamut the uses non scripturally based there is no really there's no scripture in the in the bible about the use of water as a as a totem their stuff in the old testament about cleansing there's some stuff in the new testament about baptism but the use of it as a cleansing agent or toward off evil didn't come about until about the fourth century see that's interesting i would have assumed the i mean you you know there's all this stuff about baptism all this stuff about like the water figures prominently you know.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:57 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Yes she says s my buddy mike had a great line when tom uncle doug was going tuck was going to iraq we had a going away party forum and we were all shot getting beers and mike whitman just goes family funny churchgoing family in western mass just like everybody parents uncles grand were all fucking keying holes in the bottom of your just shot gunning beers this is fun this is where my family does too but again like everything when you're growing up just seems normal you're like that that's what it seems like that is just the way things are we've make roads like you have to go coffee cup and make cabinet cokes and drive over to your uncle's house on the drive over there at all dumb he eventually at the college and we made pinochle lada rum's from seven eleven slurpee pinochle ladas here yeah yeah that's fine lobby were gay all right well i think we recover it yeah we fucking covered it maybe we recovered i i don't don't get get it it a sobriety colored yeah your accent a couple more times to really upset everybody i don't think setting i think they're enjoying it i think they realize that when a master precious tackles tackles impression does so well this reminds me the story where a we're on a time a i guy came to a local performer came to a town it's i can do any impression and they said this is like you and and they said okay do something it's like do a pig and he was like aren't one white wine and he do a pig and they were like that's great that's amazing and a farmer that's not good and the really you're so good why don't you do it in cold day and he goes okay i'll do it tomorrow and i do it tomorrow the guy came back tomorrow and the and the performers entertain them again he's like do a rabbit.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:04 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Let's do with this hey all go mark yazar i understand that you are going to take down the queen well we're going to trade so much like security weaver in aliens were i'm hundreds just i'm going to threaten the egglaying beast oh that's that's the main thing to say so so in what would dug in watch out for will this week yes we need to go to the source oh my god we need to go we need to go all the way to this spring lists source of the source it's the sorted it is is she is the source from which all of the woo flows it seems it the was broadcast for one particularly successful broadcaster and my friends this week doug uncle doug has joined us because it is a it is a threeman job to take down the mother of all whoo but by the end of this it's going to be over oprah winfrey theods oh god say three of us could take them beyond say but uh but so there's been a lot of buzz about oprah in recent time because uh because he gave a great speech because in a in a in a country starved for wellspoken leadership and complete sentences and an a modicum of empathy right oprah winfrey alighted the golden globe stage and gave a terrific speech it was great and she spoke about our common humanity and calls to calls to our higher beings manning and it did it did have a ring of net and this is this is where we went astray and it had a ring of like a politics a political speech yet had a whiff of she looking toward the white house she did that thing of like saying on this day in history and she called on this sort of little known historical person and she said you know this woman stood.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:12 min | 2 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Well uncle dan yes sir we are welcoming back our our our sit in ongko yeah for how god knows how many times we care do all the uncle ing here now this ongoing it is it's it's a lot of work to uncle it'll make you buckles we've invited for our our recurring segments let's go to heaven slash hell where we examined a heaven or hell of all of the bad ideas and others greater someone's making yes we've invited our our friend uncle doug back to to tell us about eight uncle ducts already talked about mormon heaven but there is there is kind of an asterisk at that we are not pursued it's a good way of putting it yeah arben had cosmological curiosity of mormonism very much so seattle uncle doug is going to walk his through planet bormann well these are heavy back as yup okay so today for let's go to no let's go to heaven a flash hell yeah or to another planet to yeah or to whatever is let's the audit space we will be talking about coal lob and it is pronounced kalab k o l o b is it a sentence physical spelling did the use it in a very good sense and luck uh okay so call ob is this very strange part of mormon lauren mythology and it comes from an even stranger part of the morbid and called the book of abraham moon we don't need to dive into the book of abraham today because at probably deserves its own it's it's just a it's wack ado let's let's let's legislator the elevator version of the yeah okay so basically it eighteen thirty five joseph bought some papyrus is off of a travelling mummy right of it and each egypt egyptology in egypt shin stuff was all the khrais elliott huge right that right and and and there were guys literally tomb raiders who would go to egypt steal a bunch of their crap out of whatever tomb they found the and they recalled the british if it recalled that a and then they would and then there would it you know they give a couple to a museum and then take the rest sort of out and sell them more more on the road is a traveling show short and they would break our fingers and sell bits of.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

02:05 min | 3 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Uncle mark ogle dan you know how you have a uh that brother of yours yes uh what's that guy uncle doug is he is he is that is that hammer there's a christmas miracle totally i welcome uncle dog what a sad christmas gift no no no this is going to be a lot of fun i'm very excited about those everybody should get a ginger for christmas do you have a an i don't know this what do you do with a gingerbread house was trying to go there with a joke and i just couldn't it's a house without a soul forget about a forget about it let's lord move on but the more at your head rapes of the gia the red house yes leggett so again is our our our most professional religious person of the three doug is here to share a bible story with us yeah for the bible tells us christmas chris smith now i am going to be i'm going i'm good tomorrow as we record this the tomorrow i am going to be going to my wife's families big christmas shindig mm at which we will purportedly here the retailing of the jesus store up perfect the story of the birth of jesus as i understand it doug that is what you're here to help us understand exactly but it may not their me okay i think some of our listeners are going to be shocked by what we're about to learn pro the pavilion possibly right but it's all there in the bible fiscal because we've heard this story we all think we know the story of the birth of jesus christ i think believers and nonbelievers and christians and nonchristians no the bullet points of the story of jesus bye bye memory right to spear tips but as it turns out these are some of the bullet points and they're not a single narrative so right yeah i mean so imagine if you will there's a car accident and you're trying to figure out what happened a car rental light and hit another car.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

The How-To Heretic

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on The How-To Heretic

"Welcome friends how to heretic i'm uncle mark and i'm oncle dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside that's right leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world but it can also be a scary world things work differently now never fear that's why i wear here we are your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields we're going to share the stories in seek the knowledge we all need for building a great life after all you only get one filipino of so you better make the most of it no shift let's row bye uncle dan we have quite a show this week all we we knocked it out of the park i'm feeling good about this one okay so uh dan is going to talk to us about a slightly mass and watch out for whoo we are yeah we're going to dive right into that and then uncle doug is going to come back and help us to understand or try to understand mormon hell henin hell helvin elven yeah well we're going to go to hell anyway one way or the other have you not mormons you're not going to believe this and if you are mormon you don't understand it anyway right it's true and then uh we're going to have an amazing discussion with our friend page yup we are going to try to help everybody get through the holidays alive yet it's how to holidays this week and we hope you're like it because we sure did yep let's do the show.

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"uncle doug" Discussed on KELO

KELO

02:27 min | 3 years ago

"uncle doug" Discussed on KELO

"Thanks a lot of things have changed here in eighty years but leave all we spend the first name in news kelo newstalk 1320 1079 his who falls in january will see clear to mostly clear skies tonight as we fall to fifty six degrees overnight low with calm southeasterly wind at five miles per hour or less than your tuesday could still have this high pressure over the midwestern that means mostly sunny skies and highland seventy nine degrees cooler air moved back into the region on wednesday that made the chance for showers thunder showers higher on seventy six for the gallon lack of what he termed center nine meterologist greensmith house this for a foursome limbaugh hannity levin and savage ford colorful reasons calloway's getting this empire talking kelo newstalk 1320 1079 tripoli's accepted three three seven hundred that's triple eight six seven three three zones uncle doug dug in north carolina high uncle doug warren claude or you broke the agreement affect everybody's kona freaking out a lot on this equipped thing air uh clear clearing a crash last week washington ringel spartanburg uh uh tv station sales of an ad on the air the south carolina state patrol and they were talking about they're going to be looking at all the other states you're going to be willing to hilltop tres all from the beginning of south carolina at all would charleston all the lurch soumare people were all on on lewis is to flourish wholesome they were gone bonkers about it all the fire department said all the hospitals with everybody's gonna little well look like they were expecting an apocalypse getting ready to fm they are come on man no they are they are expensive they really are i mean thing about it okay as i said earlier can you imagine i mean somebody had called and asked about woodstock without this would be comparable let's say you know let's say it would be the twenty two three times woodstock in that general area so you're talking about you know millions of people and millions of cars with twenty feet let us get be that the as be very generous your 20feet for each car that's really taken up a lot of ruminant seventy seventy mile quarter well i can understand the.

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