35 Burst results for "Two Shots"
America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast
Martin Tuason on the New Gun Taking the Industry by Storm
"Tourists on welcome to America first. Thank you for having me. So much to discuss, your sister told me you love to talk, so this will not be a difficult interview. She said, I said, these are the questions I want to ask, what else should I ask that? You don't need any more questions. He loves to talk. Tell me about this gun that has taken the industry by surprise, looks very different, shoots very different and apparently has a very different internal mechanism. Tell us about the 5. Well, the 5, first of all, we nicknamed it the Mona Lisa as we were developing it over 7 years. It has a patented recall system, basically what it does without getting into all the science of it. It changes the way the gun has a recoil and how it absorbs into the body. So that it is a more manageable recoil, more straight back than up and down, like a flip, you know, with your cadence and stuff like that for your second shot. It's much easier to keep your optics and your gun on target and go for that second, third, fourth, 5th, 6th, tenth shot, you know, as quickly as possible. And of course, the trigger system in there is a single action trigger with a 1911 grip, so it points true, not like some other striker fires out there or something like that. And when I say striker fire, it's because it looks like it's a striker fire. But it's got a hammer inside, right? So it's got a much better trigger. Oh yes, internal hammer fired. It comes with about a 5 pound trigger, but it feels like it's one.
Mike Gallagher Podcast
U.S. Shot Two Missiles at Flying Object After First Shot Missed
"I'm serious. The missile missed the chairman of the joint chiefs, Millie, told reporters the first shot missed the second shot hit. The missile that missed landed harmlessly in the water of Lake Huron. And was later tracked down. They tracked down the missile, they saw the track down the balloons. They're at the bottom of the Lake. They're at the bottom of the, and they're in some Arctic area that's too cold to get to. Biden's given the order now to shoot balloons out of the sky because he was so embarrassed over the first one that he waited until it got over the coast of South Carolina. Derek, can you find out how much it costs? Because I saw that on the news last night, I want to get this straight. $500,000 missile wasted on a missed shot at a balloon that now they're saying they don't think came from China. What the heck is going on? And they're not forthcoming. They're not giving answers on anything on this.
AP News Radio
Braden Smith leads No. 1 Purdue past Iowa 87-73
"Purdue freshman brayden Smith played more like an upper classman in the boilermakers 87 to 73 win over Iowa. Smith had 24 points as number one Purdue improved to 23 and two. Shots just fell and kind of just play how it went. So with shots being able to fall, obviously confidence goes up a little bit. So that's what was happening. So it just felt good to make a couple shots. The boilermakers saw a 21 point second half lead cut to 6 with 6 minutes left, but it was all Purdue after that. Chris Murray had 24 points to lead the 15 to 9 hawkeyes. Tom mccabe, West Lafayette, Indiana
The Dan Bongino Show
Did Dan Bongino Ever Change Positions on the COVID Vaccine?
"So this is argument that's breaking out over Who said what about the vaccine and I don't know I found the whole thing to be a little strange to be honest with you You probably know what I'm talking about if you're on social media a lot And it's conservatives and you're like oh I thought I thought I didn't fight what this I said that and I'm pretty sure my stance on the vaccine early on that never never changed But I don't want to be kind of sure I want to be a 100% sure So I'm going to ask you for a favor If you have the time you all work for a living obviously But I have I have P ones inside a P one I mean die hard listeners who've been with me from the beginning we've heard every show Audience archive is Judy comes to mind who knows my show better than I do If you get a minute and you have a good search feature if I said anything other than I took the vaccine because of this whole cancer thing I was going through And then I was afraid but you need to make your own choices and talk to your doctor If I said anything other than that then that anything And recommended this Then I need to know about it because I need to expose myself Again I'm almost a 100% sure I did not But there seems to be a lot of now backtracking on this A lot of people in the conservative space who you know we're telling other people to take this thing and I've laid out my positions The greatest regret of my medical life is having taken this vaccine or I was one of the first people to get it in Florida because of the condition I had at the time my immune system was wiped out And within days of getting the second shot within days I immediately regretted it I did I just did I knew I had done something out of fear and not something out of common sense
The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
Medical Staff Sickened When China Relaxes COVID Restrictions
"COVID spreads and medical staff sicken after China relaxes restrictions. I'm going to give you a little background on this big breaking news story. We don't have complete visibility of what's going on in China. We just know that their hospital system is now overwhelmed. They've opened the so called fever centers and most of the Chinese population has been vaccinated with this crappy vaccine called the Sino vaccine. And it doesn't work. It's not like our vaccines that are out there. And you might be vaccine skeptical and not be vaccinated, good for you, whatever your choice is, you made it as a free American and I blessed you for it. I've had two shots and three boosters, and I haven't gotten COVID yet, and I hope I don't ever get it, but I know one thing. Many people are very successful to it if they're older. And if they have an underlying condition, and China is the nothing to prepare their population except these extreme lockdowns.
The Dan Bongino Show
Dan Horowitz: Long-Term Side Effects From COVID Vaccines
"As a friend of mine forget this radio stuff in this conservative commentator stuff I'm scared I mean I'm a health guy I work out a E right I want to live to see my daughters get married And I asked doctor McCullough you know is there a time period where you're in the clear Because I got the initial two shots and never did it again Is there any data out there indicating that after say a one or two year time lapse That if there were going to be some negative side effects because not everybody's going to get them But if they were going to be that after this time period you may be okay Man Dan I mean no no such data exists but it doesn't necessarily mean that it is a problem but I want to answer a question I say there's something I wish I could find this and I'll send it to you so you could sense your listeners There's an amazing clip from Fauci I want to say 1988 1990 maybe 1999 where he's talking about a potential HIV vaccine And he said look the reason why you can't just rush this stuff out is because even if it goes on a few years and it almost seems to be good And this was a disaster but it's good Tin 12 years later it could creep up on you And that's why you really need to study those things for a decade before you unleash them and historically that's what we did Think about something that run off right off the bat We have like every malady you know let me just give an example This is in the government's decent data but it's also in several published surveys That anywhere from between a 7 and 12% that's a massive percent of people who got the shots experienced either shortness of breath chest pains or arrhythmia Now that's not necessarily the life threatening but that ain't good
AP News Radio
Gabriel's goal keeps Arsenal top with 1-0 win at Chelsea
"Arsenal is back atop the table following a grinded out one nil win over Chelsea at Stanford bridge Gabrielle scored in the 63rd minute steering in a corner from bukayo saka to put the Gunners two points ahead of Manchester City Arsenal has won 11 of its 13 league matches losing just once after knocking off a toothless Chelsea side Arsenal controlled most of the game and had just two shots on goal to show for it Several excellent chances went higher wider than net but the Gunners are on pace for their first league title in 19 years Chelsea remained 7th in the league in 5 points off the Champions League cutoff I'm Dave fairy
The Dan Bongino Show
Phil Kerpen: mRNA Technology Raises Lots of Questions
"Well I think that the main advantage of the mRNA technology had is that it could be scaled up for a hue for the manufacturing could be scaled up to produce an enormous number of doses very quickly which would have been more difficult but the other vaccine platforms And so I think it was selected Principally for practical reasons in terms of manufacturing and delivery more so than it being the best platformer technology to actually make the most effective vaccine And maybe in retrospect that was a mistake Ironically one of the supposed great advantages of it is that they would be able to update it very easily and very quickly and instead of took them forever to update it and the virus has already changing again So that advantage wasn't really borne out But this is a technology that had never been commercialized before There have been a lot of research on it And nobody really knew what the duration of protection would be And because we were doing trying to get this through as quickly as possible get it available to people as quickly as possible We thought this thing would be like one shot or two shots and you'd be protected the rest of your life It seems like it's more like you're protected for a few months And then the question is are people really going to do it two three four times a year and what are the consequences of that going to be Because that had never been tested the repeated application So it raised a lot of questions I think that maybe if we add it all to do over again we would have taken a more traditional approach with a live attenuated or an inactivated vaccine or something like that But remember we've never had a vaccine for any coronavirus before And so the idea that there was some way to do it that would have worked better Who's to say that we would have had anything at all if we had pursued a different path I think the other challenge here Dan is if you're not one of the big guys if you don't have the stroke to get things through at FDA it's almost impossible to navigate that bureaucracy And so what might have otherwise been the best technology which is the novavax protein platform They couldn't get their manufacturing facility approved for like a year and a half while these other ones were moving through because they didn't partner with one of the big guys
AP News Radio
Indonesia launches its first home-grown COVID-19 vaccines
"Indonesia's leader has launched the country's first homegrown COVID-19 shot to help reduce the world's fourth most populous nations dependency on imported vaccines president Joker we do announced the vaccine brand indo vac as a new milestone of Indonesia's pharmaceutical industry that will manufacture primary serious vaccines boost the vaccines and vaccines for children in development since November 2021 The nation's food and drug authority had green lighted emergency use authorization of indo vac in September with an efficacy above 80% after two shots the vaccine passed an audit by the country's highest Islamic body that the shot is fit for consumption by Muslims a particularly important factor in the world's most populous Muslim nation I'm Charles De Ledesma
Fore The People
No One Can Possibly Be Excited for the President's Cup
"Well, like I'll sell it. I'll sell it for pennies on the dollar, you know, outside the gate, good night. That's my daughter. She's just, she doesn't know what to do about the world of golf. Got context today, by the way, first time at a glasses. Volleyball got hit in the face with glasses, had to switch to context. Anyway, that's sitting there. Yeah, tough adjustment. I'm sitting there and I have this corporate ten or whatever. I'm like, dude, I wasn't live versus PGA Tour for the president's cup. Call it the freaking traders cup. Call it whatever the hell you want to call it. Yes. Yeah, streaming on Pornhub, platinum subscription. I don't give a shit what happens like people are going to tune into this thing like you've never even seen or heard in your entire life. Right. It's going to be tenfold of what it is right now. And I don't even want to discount how good the players are for the international team that are going to end up making it that never would before because they're a lot better than you and I are. However, it's not the same. And then the PGA Tour teams watered down too because they're missing some of their best guys. Right. So if you're listening to this and you're really intrigued about watching the president's cup, you're a free con serial killer. You go around, stocking people, where's the body? Let me know that type of situation. That's basically what's happened. There's no way anyone's excited to watch this. No. And I don't even know what it is. I don't even know what month to sit, I don't know. I only know where it is. That's the thing. I have not kept up with it at all. I don't care. And the problem is, I should care because I have friends. In it, and I don't know where it is. Sam Burns plant. Sam's plan. Yeah. And I have no idea where it is, when it is, no idea. I know that Sam won't even see the 13th pole. He won't even see it. No, like, whoever he's playing doesn't matter. He's like, he's a piece of two shot advantage every time he plays. And speaking of, like, that's a thing. Yeah, I don't even know the captains are. I believe it's Davis love. Is that correct? Is the captain of the stateless love in Trevor implement and I feel horrible because Trevor Owens a nice guy. Trevor Spence, he lost his he lost his best guys. I guess he gets Hideki like, can you clone a decade? Like, I don't know, like who cloned the first sheep. It was at in Scotland, go over to that guy, clone Hideki 11 times before this thing starts, and maybe we'll have ourselves a freaking golf tournament. Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. No, I said maybe credit to myself for saying maybe. Maybe we would. 11 a decades might have a chance. Possibly, I don't know. With the current team, absolutely 0%, no chance at all. I don't know what the money line is on the United States in that one, but man. It's gotta be it's gotta be minus it's gotta be -900. I'm gonna look. You spend a million put a million on it to make a hundred grand. Like, come on. It's worth it though, 'cause it's a lock. I made that up. Let's see what it really is. It's worth it. It's a lock. But anyway, I mean, that's one of the things though. The golf golf needs this shit to be over with. This squabble. Minded 500. USA's -500. That's it. Oh my God. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad, honestly, though, because they give you fluff. Like the internationals are plus that moon 50. Match play is a little bit of a carnage shell, like you know that. You can play best fall on both players can be 6 under and you can lose to two guys that shoot 74, but they best fall 7 under, right? However, -500 seems like
AP News Radio
Fuel leak disrupts NASA's 2nd shot at launching moon rocket
"A fuel leak disrupts NASA's second shot at launching its moon rocket today The launch team ran into a liquid hydrogen leak while loading propellant into the core stage of the space rocket according to Nassau announcer Darrell Neal There are multiple troubleshooting efforts that were made to try to get the leak to stop and reseal the connection This issue with Artemis one is not the same as Mondays After Tuesday a new blackout period kicks in extensive fuel leak repairs could require the rocket be hauled off the pad and back into its hangar possibly pushing the flight into October I'm Julie Walker
AP News Radio
Schauffele's burst cuts into Scheffler lead at East Lake
"Scottie scheffler continues to lead the tour championship but Xander schauffele is lurking Scheffler entered the second round with a 5 shot edge before carding a four under 66 I feel like I've given myself a lot of looks I've kept the ball in position for the most part I maybe had a couple bad swings off the tee today but other than that you know give myself a lot of looks Shaft fleet closed the gap with a 63 that puts him alone in second two shots back Shall fully finish birdie birdie eagle to make up four shots on Friday John rom Matt schaffle 63 to get to 13 under One ahead of Patrick cantlay and sun JM I'm Dave ferry
AP News Radio
Moderna sues Pfizer over patents behind COVID-19 vaccine
"I'm Mike Gracia reporting Moderna Sue's Pfizer over patents behind the COVID-19 vaccine Moderna is suing Pfizer and German drug maker mayon tech accusing its two main competitors of copying Moderna's technology to make their own COVID-19 vaccine Moderna says Pfizer and BioNTech's vaccine known as community infringes on patents Moderna filed years ago for the technology behind its vaccine known as spike vax Moderna and Pfizer's two shot vaccines both use mRNA technology to help patients fight the coronavirus Moderna filed patent infringement lawsuits in both U.S. federal court and a German court a Pfizer spokeswoman declined to comment I'm Mike Gracia
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
World-Famous Annie Leibovitz Can't Photograph People of Color
"You guys know who any leave events is. A tremendous photographer. And her portraits of Supreme Court Justice ketanji Brown Jackson have received some mixed reactions online. Let's just put it that way. Some people, some of the tractors are now accusing leave of this. Who's the best of the best? They're accusing her of not knowing you ready? How to take pictures of black women, I mean, I don't even know where to go. This is so insane. Leave the Vince has been doing this a whole life. She's 72 years old. And last week, she tweeted two shots that she stamped of the newest member of the high court's liberal bloc, posing at the Lincoln Memorial for a Vogue magazine photo shoot. And a lot of reactions to the pictures of the first black woman on the Supreme Court were very positive. A lot of people like them. But of course, there's that vocal faction of requires who claim that Annie didn't use proper lighting. Suddenly they're the experts and she's not.
AP News Radio
Scheffler starts with Tour Championship lead and expands it
"Scheffler started with a two shot lead as the number one seed in the FedExCup He added to that lead with a 565 putting him 5 strokes ahead of Xander schauffele Matt Fitzpatrick is third at -9 One ahead of Joaquin niemann and defending champ Patrick cantley Rory McIlroy opened with triple bogey but he recovered for a 67 that puts him Adolf the lead
Fore The People
Cam Smith Takes a Week Off After Day-After Penalty LIV Punishment
"I think that I think cave Smith has already gone to live for one. I think the whole two shot penalty called in after the fact, 24 hours later, you know, most 99% of the guys at the PGA Tour, they let that slide, but because it was him and he's going, they called it on him. For sure. I mean, yeah, he probably did play it from the wrong spot, but golf's a gentleman's game, right? You don't always have perfect ruling, you don't always have black and white rules. There's a lot of gray area in some of these deals. And I've gotten away with some like you've gotten away with some of these rulings, you call for a different rules official sometimes because you don't like their opinion. That happens all the time. So there's no black and white, but anyway, I believe he's gone period, but for him to skip a week. It's just strange with back pain or whatever, then Willie Z pulls out after winning with back pain and pulled out of a tournament ever. With any pain, so it's just a bizarre bizarre week.
AP News Radio
US will stretch monkeypox vaccine supply with smaller doses
"The U.S. will stretch the monkeypox vaccine supply using smaller doses I am Lisa dwyer with the latest U.S. health officials are endorsing a new monkey pox vaccination strategy designed to stretch limited supplies by allowing health professionals to vaccinate up to 5 people instead of one with each vial The new recommendation calls for the dose to be administered with an injection under the skin rather than into deeper tissue The White House's monkeypox response coordinator Robert Fenton said the plan would help the U.S. stay ahead of the virus It is a game changer when it comes to our response and our ability to get ahead of the virus It's safe it's effective and it will significantly scale the volume of vaccine doses available for two years across the country Recipients would still get two shots spaced
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US declares public health emergency over monkeypox outbreak
"The U.S. has declared a public health emergency to bolster the federal response to the outbreak of monkeypox The Biden administration has faced criticism over monkeypox vaccine availability clinics and major cities such as San Francisco and New York say they haven't received enough of the two shot vaccine to meet demand White House press secretary karine Jean Pierre says We have made more than 1.1 million doses available and shipped more than 600,000 doses monkeypox has already infected more than 6600 Americans We also have ordered 5.5 million additional doses which are helping us get more doses out sooner knowing that more are on the way Symptoms include fever body aches chills fatigue and pimple like bumps on the body I'm Lisa dwyer
Not Another D&D Podcast
"two shots" Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"From the triplets. Congratulations to the new hotel ears. DPC is awesome, blare the bug Blair bar blah in. Cat C, pork chop, Chanel M and raptor. Sonic's various critter friends around metal city who were not saved by the triplets, they're infinitely safer that way. My net F pat L, a truth that a Lauren H, amber W and Elias Hawthorne, the most sought after critters in metal city together, they have over 1 billion true blue points. Alex a try and S, the bone duster, Robert CRSP, brentley sea and Micah bee, detectives, investigating the death of the kindly doctor robotnik, rumor has it that he was not murdered in cold blood, but rather murdered in cold jam. Bloops, Carly Anne, Lori P, Seth, AJ, spam gaming, the not so skilled gamer and Connor savage. Business critters who make full use of the Bonvoy business center. Boy, are they in for a surprise when they see boomboxes burned DVDs? Christopher J pebble pot, Logan asks Leviathan, bio court 7, Remington CD and ambidextrous, Friends of sonic, who were also turned into keychains. Surely the triplets will get around to changing them back to their true form any day now. Thrill of the fright, Sullivan H, hop dropper, Sydney tea, Matt why and alexey, the only critters who are faster than sonic, unfortunately, they're still much slower than gen zs chain lightning. Lindsey W juicy kiwi, champ wild valens, Sprite Pepsi and Carlin C, the lucky robots who stumbled upon robotnik's cachet of keychains after he was defeated, they'll be spending the next several weeks getting jam off of them. Sid B Jake CCA, Matthew J TRP and Noah, die hard sonic stands who have since turned on him after seeing his terrible performance in metal city, strangely enough they've decided to switch their allegiances to boombox. Estelle, baroness Sebastian's romance partner from the berenice, conflicted DM, Justin LB, dandy, and Jennifer R, the team of counselors, niac is going to have to meet with in order to unpack his brutal murder of doctor robotnik. Richard G, M barber, Marcos P, pubkey lash, Gabriel M and learns the balance druid, IT at the metal city, bonfoy business center, no way does a business center need this many technicians, but fortunately for them the triplets are not paying close attention to the books. Dakota JP, pago, self proclaimed Faye prince. Tracy P, the crick elf librarian, Andy E Lisa M and Holly hyena, goons, sonic has hired to kick the triplets ass. Sadly, they all saw how pathetic sonic seemed and kicked his ass instead. Anthony a, Leah C Abigail may be egg infinitum and sloth king 7 7 7, bakers who struck gold when they signed a new lease on robotnik's old lab, the space is literally still covered in jam and now their tarts are half the price to produce. Cal just Cal. Commodore galaxy, Edison N, a monk named dildo, and neos the novice monster hunter. Shot mechanics who niac continually pesters to hurry up with his brother's car. Their firm denial that Jen's never dropped off a Ferrari has not deterred him. Lorelai and Kyra frost Morgan M sticker. Zachary a Stephen E and mister Adams, party planners, the triplets are forcing keychain to work with for all future events, they refuse to attend another bust like this one. Megan F James F Jimmy a penguin crusader and cap and cappy, travel agents who have sent dozens of tourists to the triplet Bonvoy and have seen their Yelp review average go from 5 stars to two. Wonder what that's about. M4 L Rigby M the dragon ambassador wayfarer Andrew B and Dalton B jam elementals who niac offered to return home to their jam planet, but ultimately decided to relocate to metal city after filling the cloud soft luxury of a Bonvoy mattress. Way to earn those Bond points, fam. Thank you all so much for listening. You can head on over to our Patreon to listen to the short rest. In the meantime, thank you to all of our Patreon subscribers. All of our counsel of elders and all of our listeners will catch you all next time. That was a hit gun podcast..
Not Another D&D Podcast
"two shots" Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"You done? What have you done? What after you drew and you see that he starts to shrink back down to normal keychain size. As this is happening, sonic is desperately trying to get free as well. Sonic rolls a three does not get out of keychain form. Sorry, man. So you see, basically what's happening is in kind of slow motion keychain is shrinking back down in size. Niac that is your turn if there's anything you'd like to do. Well, it seems like I won't need to hurt keychain anymore, right? Returning to themself? Yeah, even without a check, you can see the key chain is slowly reverting back to normal with the chaos emerald having been removed. Okay, then I guess I'll just use my movement to curry the chaos emerald from the robots to my brother Jens. I think I hand him this. Just stop losing sour. I topple the tower, grab the emerald, put it in my glove bag, and messenger it over to Jens. And I sort of surf down the getting smaller keychain. Yeah, so keychain is slowly reverting back to normal. Nia goes over. I guess kicks one of the robots out from the tower. They all topple grabs the emerald gins, what are you doing as this happens? I guess I take the emeralds. I am invincible if there's a potential that there could be damaged. I can handle it. I can handle this power. Yeah, gins. Give me a intelligence saving throw. Jesus Christ. Can I help by massaging Jen's shoulders? Yeah, all he did was absolutely. Yeah, there's nothing I can do to help this, I don't think. If I go mad, save me. Don't kill me. I'd say that as I grab it. Jesus Christ, I'm rolling so.
Not Another D&D Podcast
"two shots" Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"Distance. Oh my God. What have I done? I keep maniac. We are entrepreneurs and so is this person? Have we done? All right, so I'm going to use 9 jam points and summon a gelatinous familiar. And the gelatinous familiar follows me in the order and acts on my command. So I will tell the gelatinous familiar to administer CPR. Let's not go that far. Maybe we did just get it. Like I said, it's actually good for us because it's over. Okay. We were just kind of trying to shirk our guilt by putting it on you. Right. Got it. Okay, so here's what I'll do. I'll turn to the gelatinous familiar and say, what have you done? What? You can make this clean up this mess. You monster. I can't believe that. The familiar looks at their gooey hands and says, they're literally capable? Absolutely. Yeah. But now you have to just dust up all of the glass and keychain. Did you see that? Gelatinous guy just freaked out on this dude. Yeah, kitchen. It was so heartless. Give me a group deception check. Okay. So gladly. Matt 20. Wow. Fuck off. I have a plus. Which for me is a 34. Yeah, Jen's with a 34 of everyone everywhere believes you. Say it over the speaker. You see, there's cameras in this room and they all focus in on the gelatinous familiar and like you see the screens light up just say wanted for the death of doctor ivo robotnik. And it's just a picture of this jammy version of Nia. And he was just a man who hated critters seated with his wife to die. How could you do this? All right, hate you. I will turn you into jelly. It's already, shall we? I will make it flatter jelly. Okay. Yeah, that's true. You did jelly. Yeah, go for it. We'll hold your emerald. Yeah. I will slam the jam. I need the emerald for the power to accomplish my dish on you. All right, so that's your turn. Yes, it is. Great. So key chain had been holding their turn, robotic was going to drop the wall of force, but now they're dead, so it drops anyway. You see that keychain is going to make a slam attack. This lamb is going to be for the gelatinous familiar. Let's see here. Keychain is going to take one D 8 of acid damage for touching it. Cool, great. Does a 27 hit? Oh, yes. Yes, no. Yeah. Oh yeah, sorry. Everything will hit because this man is just Jell-O. His AC is 7. I see. I'll see ya. Don't even bother rolling. Just tell me right now. And I need to give you a rose for giving it an AC of 7. So it takes 23 points of damage, so yes, the jam is splatted onto the ground. Okay. That is what you get for killing doctor dad. Well, this jam is actually still looking pretty healthy. Thank you. We'll take three points of acid damage. Okay. And that is going to be the first of keychains attacks. Keychain understands that you created the jam and therefore is going to go after you as its father. Wow. Anyone could have made that jam. Why are you looking at me? Even sonic. I know you. I know your distinctive jam sent. If you know me, then you will trust me and give me the chaos emerald. Let this end here. Show me that you deserve it. So the first attack is going to be you see that key chain lifts their left arm and cast a fireball on you. Wow. Or as it's flavored here, a egg Fuego spell. I'm gonna go ahead and counter spell that. Wow. All righty. Thank you brother. Is it because you love me or because you hate eggs? First one. First one. So then for a key change second attack, you see that the little turrets mounted on keychain shoulders. Pivot towards you, niya. And I'm gonna need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Gladly. 23. 23. That fails. Ow. So you are going to take 11 D ten radiant damage. Oh my God. Maybe I will. I am going to uncanny Dodge. Great. So that's going to have all of the damage against the lovely. All right, let me roll the damage, and by uncanny Dodge I mean slip in the jam. From when he hit my gel at this familiar. Oh. Did I do a good dad? Not really. Three points of damage, and now he's attacking me, right? Did I do good? That is 25 ports of damage. Okay. That's already half. Yeah. That's halved. All right. And then for key chains final attack, they're going to stomp on you. God, God damn it. Key chain stops. One of its feet at a point on the ground within 20 feet of it. Any creature in a 20 foot radius, 20 foot high cylinder on this point must succeed on a D.C. 26 deck saving throw. Go for it. Fuck me. Does your uncanny Dodge apply to this as well? I think it's just one attack you can see. Okay, cool. That is a 22 for my save. Yikes. 22 fails. You're going to take 60 ten bludgeoning. And fall prone. Let me get in the ship with you guys. This is what you get for bringing some weird go to my party. Your party sucked. That's 23 damage in your prone. All right. Look at that. It's on the carpet now. Let's see here. Oh, until kitchen uses stomp again. You are restrained. Jesus. While restrained in this way, you, let's see, can use your action to make a strength check on a success, you are relocated to an unoccupied space of your choice within 5 feet of keychain..
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"So sonic has managed to free Johnny lightfoot. That means that next in the order will be Joe sushi, but thanks to niac slow spell Joe sushi won't be roboticized for four turns, I believe. Should we just take a take a break? Should we take two turns off? Do you wanna take 5? We can take a walk. Do you just wanna do anything else? Yeah, we take a round off. Please take a round off. As you're debating that, you do see that the giant claw. Glowing eye in the center of it notices you and starts moving. I'm going to roll a D four to see who it goes for. Let's see. Please be sonic. One will be sonic. Two will be Niagara. Three will be pork or four. It'd be good if it was me because I have a freedom of movement. Two will be oh, niac is hidden. That's right. Okay, so I'll reroll. One, you see the difference for gin. See how I wouldn't it. Almost comes out, but does it? Yeah, you see that the grappling claw looks at porker AKA Onyx and sees her nestling this baby moon of corn and goes and then moves on. Gins, give me a deck saving throw. You've got it. You should probably be okay with this. Yeah, we'll see. Didn't real great. 16. Oh, you just missed it, my man. You get picked up and put in Johnny lightfoot's place on the conveyor belt. What? Sonic help you idiot. Wait, does that mean he's Johnny lights plate? Like he's gonna be bottom line. I'm gonna be roboticized. In two thirds. Oh. But before it, right? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll still take one round off. Don't take a round off. Now the round is on. Okay, great. So that is going to be, oh, at the end of the order, you see the pneumatic tube starts rumbling. Down from the tube comes, tails are Tron. No. The massive metal tails. It's me again. I see you're messing with my robot fire. I thought we were going to work out a deal. We were considering it. But then we met boombox and we love him. Boombox that pesky rat that keeps messing around with my city by burrowing all these nasty little tunnels. Yeah, well you stole his porn. Yeah. This porn was just in there. I just happened to acquire it. Yeah, and you hung on to it. I went right to that bun. You happen to.
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"Yeah, I'm not going to run anything through my hair that's boombox ran through his hair. So what's mine is yours, brother. That belonged to my mother victrola. How dare you? There are definitely fleas and dicks on it. I give the comb to niac. Business in the front party in the back. You see that sonic goes over to the pile and finds 5 rings I trade you, I go over to sonic. Wow. Those are some nice rings you have. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I think they're a little more functional than the rings that you've got jangling on your arms, but you know, to each their own. Right. So here's the deal. We're helping you find all of your friends. And frankly, you've done nothing. The leafs. Actually, this is perfect. I Booker was saved by these two. And you did not have any payment, and now you have Pam. We'll just take the 5 rings. Thanks so much. That Flank sonic. We'll just take the 5 rings. To think of that. Wow. Thank you, by the way. Cheese. First, my friend tails turns out to be robotic in disguise. Now my new friends just table taught me and steal my rings. We're actually not friends. Can I see if he has any other rings? Yes. You can strip search Sonic the Hedgehog. All right, I'm up to ten rings now. Again, thank you so much. This is my base level. Churches, whatever you need, bud. Actually, really like sonic when he's angry. You see, sonic like rolls over and then just starts licking the old Butterfinger beanies. Yeah. Hey boombox, did you find anything? Oh yeah, thanks for asking. Sonic guy, I was over here looking for this. You see that boom box holds up this large blueprint. Oh. I found this while I was making my tunnels throughout the city. And I found something very interesting. Is it of the factory? He points to this big egg shape in the center of the city. And then he points to an area below the city. And you see that directly beneath this big egg shaped building is a building labeled robotic plant. Now you can see that up here is doctor robotnik's teeny beanie machining. And directly beneath that is the robotic plant. That was an Emily the player that left that was Onyx that laughed. I don't know what's better. They're connected in some way. I think that maybe the robots are transported to the teeny beanie machining after their roboticized. I'm not sure what's going on, but if we can get to the robotic plant, we should be able to get up into the teeny beanie. And if we can get there, then I think we can find your friend. All right, well, we've got to get to keychain because we need to yell at him. Yeah. Yeah. And I gotta get the dancer so I can yell at her. What? In a video. Okay. Okay. It's very cool. It's role played to role play thing. Okay, let's go. I'm ready to go now. All right, that sonic are you done with your snack? You see sonic's face is just covered in chocolate. Yeah, whatever man, let's go. We broke him. I love him. I love him now. I'll take up the rear. You are broken like us and it's great. Sonic just flips you up. He understands. Wow, this guy's cool. The glove actually looks really good when you get that. They're just tricking you sonic. Don't listen to them. They're tricking you again. Okay, let's make our way. Okay. So.
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"Of the fright Sullivan H sub hop dropper Sydney T Matt Y and Alex C, the co owners of the hottest Jared store on Mobius, each piece of their fine jewelry is embedded with chaos emeralds and has the potential to end the world. Lindsey W juicy kiwi champ wild valen Sprite Pepsi and Carlin C, the party planners who helped put together keychains shady party. Wow, suffice to suffice it to say they are the triplets next target. Hell yeah. Sid B Jake CCA, Matthew J TRP and Noah, more of sonic's critter friends who were trapped in metal city rather than risk being saved by the triplets they opted to just join the bots in destroying the world fair enough. Estelle, baron S, Sebastian's romance partner from the baronies conflicted DM Justin LB dandy and Jennifer R, chefs making a jam based hog lay fruitcake on niac's suggestion, and it looks borderline inedible, but it's only because it is. Richard GM barber, Marcos P pup kalish Gabrielle M and learns the balance druid, run a moon Akorn day care and are all surprised that nothing wasn't dropped off this morning and instead was brought along on a super dangerous adventure. Dakota JP pagos the self proclaimed fave prince Tracy P the crick elf librarian Andy E Lisa M and Holly hyena. JetBlue flight attendants who actually staged a walk off as soon as they saw the triplets boarding the flight, it worked out though because then they just had unimpeded access to the bar cart. Anthony Aaliyah C Abigail may be egg infinitum and sloth K 7 7 7. Travel trim influencers who just arrived in metal city and are even more pissed than the triplets that the Bonvoy is no longer operational. Join our cause Friends. Cal just Cal, Commodore galaxy, Edison, and a monk named dildo, neos the novice monster hunter sonic's critter friends who he's really happy if not been around to see his descent into pettiness and low status, the longer he hangs out with the triplets. Lorelai and Kira frost Morgan M sticker, Zachary a Stephen E and mister Adams. JetBlue baggage handlers who stole a couple of Jen's gloves. Fortunately for niya key packs a ton. So no one's gonna miss them. Megan F James F Jimmy a penguin penguin crusader, Cody mix mccay and cabin cappy. My God. Hackers currently working at the triplets behest to hack into JetBlue's troop loop points system. They suggested hacking into JetBlue's actual bank account, but were firmly rebuffed. M4 L Rigby M the dragon ambassador wayfarer Andrew B and Dalton B badniks who did not have mass suggestion cast on them, but are going after the chaos emeralds anyway because they just, oh, porker a favor. Thank you, folks. That was a hit gun podcast..
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"That would have at least sort of rhymed. I get ready to catch train lighting. And that's where we'll end our session. Oh my God, we get words every single time we have zero redeeming qualities now. Villains. We're bad. The band of boobs should fight the Trinidad triplets. Yeah. They must be dealt with. Oh, good lord. That is part one of Mary metal mayhem. Happy hey toggle the days everyone. Happy her chocolate is happy hedgehog days indeed. This has been such a blast. I'm so excited for you all to get to interact with boombox, the steel plated rats, just a little sneak peek of what's ahead. Does anyone have anything they want to plug? Yeah, you know, we have a couple live shows. We still have tickets. Fewer sold out. San Francisco, Chicago, I believe our fully sold out at this point. They released a few more in Chicago, but I don't know what the odds are there. Minneapolis, Seattle. Those still have tickets available. And Vancouver tickets will be on sale soon. So keep an eye out for that. Nice. Cool. I would love to plug if it's okay. My Friends, yuko and a just put out a book illustrated by one second. JR Doyle called pixels of you. It's a book about two photographers in the near future, one of them is a human and the other is a human presenting AI. And they arrival photographers in the future and it's a cute little sci-fi book that they wrote and you can read a sample of it on Johnny wander dot com. I really like all of their stuff and I would love for you to check it out. Oh, and of course need to plug Daniel Ramos for sound mixing and music, create Daniels the one that did the whole soundscape for this and all of the songs. He did an incredible job. You can find Daniel on Instagram at doctor shubert and on Twitter at schubert's. That's SCH, BI RDS. Thank you so much. Awesome. Yes. Sweet. I'll plug our Patreon. You can listen to our short rest over on Patreon dot com slash nad pod that's NADP PUD don't sing. Don't do it. We wish you a happy holidays. We should be having a happy holidays and a happy sonic. Okay, well, if that's all of our plugs, you can find us on social media. I am at kaldi. Brian is at CH merv. Jake is at Jake hurts and Emily is at EA Oxford. We may or may not be over there, tweeting, you know, it's the hedgehog, so anything could happen. And if you would like to tweet about the show, you can do so at hashtag nad pod that's in a DDP OD now. Let us do it. We are beautiful. It.
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"They have a minus three to wisdom. Yeah, I was hoping they would have that wisdom. Wow. Yeah, you see that they all bend the knee. It's my crown of stars going around me. And I accept their worship. I look like a renaissance painting, but I'm a dead pig. Oh my God. So at this point, we could maybe even just wait outside. I have a feeling we've just sent these bots to their death. I don't think they're gonna be able to handle this task, but that's fine. Yeah, you see they go down with robot Nick. Down with robotnik chaos reigns with robots. Less chanting more going away. You see that they race down this path, headed straight down this long road towards this kind of like glinting silver object in the distance. But as they leave, you hear a strange voice that sounds like the cracking of eggshells. All right. I was content to watch and gather data. But I can't have you messing around with any more of my precious machines. Doctoring tober, there's still good left in you. I can do it. I haven't heard that name in. No. No. That's not me. That's not who I am. I'm a rotten egg. And I'll prove it to you. Self described rotten egg. I actually kinda like this. You're all looking around trying to figure out where this voice is coming from, but then you realize it's coming from tails. What? I knew we should have killed this beast when we had the chance. East of shit. His eyes go red in his head rotates at an unnatural angle. Suddenly he cackles loudly. Tails. What's going on? Little buddy. Foolish hedgehog. It seems despite your sharp quills, you are too dull with it to notice that you're small. Two tailed companion has been replaced with an exquisite robotic replica. Tears on Tron reveal yourselves. I porker totally knew something was going on. I was wondering why you are acting so different than I'm used to. Right sonic. You see that underneath tales is flesh. Bright red beams start emerging and suddenly his body transforms. Patches of fur break apart to reveal mechanical gears and cogs underneath. After the steam clears, you see an enormous metal version of tails sporting a large red mustache. I captured the real tales and used his brainwaves to create a perfect duplicate until I activated this robot. This poor drone actually thought he was tails. Now I'll use this part to egg extinguish this disgusting hedgehog once and for all. Oh, yeah. Do whatever you want with the hedgehog. We're not splitting the rings with you. 'cause you did. We're in this together. We have to save our Friends. We earned Zaha's rings. We earned zozo ring. We are on the rings. It's not about the rings. It's about saving your Friends. That's what you want. You don't want the rings either. Yeah, that's perfect. I'm here for three things. I'm here for rings. I'm here for emeralds and I'm here to have a happy holiday. And I'm all at a holidays. That is truly what it's all about. The hog ladies. Yes, and you three, I believe can help me with this. You see I've captured your friend keychain and he's been showing me all of your wonderful Tristan content. And I've got a very special project in mind for you. Yeah, it's always nice to meet a fan. If it's a project that pays and yeah, maybe we worked together. You say that he looks at you and goes, yes, it's always nice to find someone willing to negotiate. But first I do need to kill this hedgehog. Jeez, that's kinda heavy. I look to James. This seems like maybe you're the one who saves. All right. No, I'd rather you didn't. Just don't. So you see that the eyes on tales of Tron start firing up. They're this like bright, angry red beam, but as that happens, everyone go ahead and make a dexterity save. Oh boy. Oh, baby. Nice. 24, 27. 21. Okay, so as easy guessing a spell. I will tell you what's gonna happen. You see the eyes charging up, I'm gonna roll decks for sonic as well. Sonic 19, so you see as these eyes fire up, the metal panel beneath you give like a trapdoor. And you see sonic plummets into it. But you all managed to grab onto the sides. Before we even stop hearing the echoing of his screen by saying such a shame. That's awful. That's awful that that happened. All right, Pete, let's have a moment of silence for her sons. Yes. So. Solomon? And from the depths of.
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"It off. Shut up. Everything goes fast around here. I only got a oh, only a 23. Ah, that's below the threshold. Unfortunately, you lose all your rings. So. But you do not take any damage from that hit as well. Great. Watch this with you guys. Does it look like we're going to make more money off of the gold of this robot than the rings that Jones is losing? I will go ahead and roll a D 100 to see how much ring equivalent this robot would be worth. Okay, okay, great, great. Alex, you have enough Instagram followers to create a shop. They'll let you sell direct from your profile. This golden robot is worth 49 rings. Wow. Guys, this is good. That's a lot. So the golden robot wasted both of its turns trying to hit gins. Niac is hiding. That is going to be Onyx's turn, on X you see this gold robot is looking pretty hard at this point, there's still a lot of silver bag necks around though. Okay, where's my bone detection I'm going to throw one of my stars? That's him. Oh my God. Okay, I don't think that's going to happen. I have a detour. Okay. Perfect. Okay, is that is going to be 19 to hit? That hits. Okay. 37 damage to the gold robot. Porker finish this robot. Does it look like when I finish it? Is that Z azar ones will stop fighting or are they still going to fight? It does look like the gold robot is giving them direct orders. So they'll probably like have to radio base and figure out what to do next. So there will be a moment for you to figure out what to do next. Okay. I think I've finished in by taking a big bite to see if sea gold is real. What are you doing? Stop that. No, do not bite me. Oh. And then can I maybe like explode him into 49 different rings that land on both of Jens's arms? It's beautiful. I'm like Winona Ryder in Edward scissorhands. You get 49 rings, but they are just normal rings. They're not powering, so they wouldn't be able to block a hit, but they are made of pure gold. That's arguably better. Yeah. Is that the math? Okay. Onyx is that your turn? No, I still have an action, so I would like to zen guest mass suggestion. On all of the remaining silver robots and tell them to go get the chaos emerald for and give it to Jen's me or a niac. How does this spell work? You suggest, of course, of activity, limited to a sentence or two and magically influence up to 12 creatures of your choice that you can see within range. They do a wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it pursues the course of action you describe to the best of its ability for 24 hours is the duration. The suggested course of action can continue for the entire duration. If the suggested activity can be completed in a shorter time, the spell ends when the subject finishes what it was asked to do. You can also specify conditions that will trigger a special activity. I think I'm just going to because it can be two sentences. I'm going to say I like put on my best to influence her kind of like look and I'm like, okay. Hi everybody. Okay. Find Zika, emerald, bring it to one of the three of us. And if you see us getting attacked, defend us. Perfect. You want us to find the chaos emerald and bring it to the dead pig standing in front of us? Or the elf is also rings on his arms, his name is Jen's, or is the man hiding, he's name niya. Hi, yes, I'm covered in Greece. You can see me, though. I come out from being hidden for this opportunity. Any of us can't be any of us accounts for this. This command runs counter to our base programming, searching database to see if it is acceptable. They're going to do a roll, but I will say, as this is happening, gin senior scoots forward and starts speaking in machine language and is going to give you advantage on it. So I'm going to roll with disadvantage. Thank you for their wisdom saves. Yeah. Okay. And it's a lot of robots. I'm just gonna roam all at once. What do they need to beat? 19. They roll the net 20 and a 19, but they have a minus three to wisdom. Yeah, I was hoping they would have that wisdom. Wow. Yeah, you see that they all bend the knee. It's my crown of stars going around me. And I accept their worship. I look like.
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"As the bags. So you walked. Excuse me? As soon as the bad eggs came, you flew away. You took to the sky. Got a coward. I'm not a fighter. I'm a reconnaissance guy. I'm sorry. So actually, I actually remember that now because I was at safari, I am porker and I actually thought that you got killed. I'm so glad to see you. I said, to save me, which is why we owe money. But I remember you doing that now and actually, I kind of wanted to tell you about that. I just thought it was like really uncle. You know what, maybe you're right. Sometimes I let sonic fight all my battles for me and I need to stand up and stop running away and maybe be stronger like my friend sonic and my new friends. What are your names? Shut up. My name is Nia. And I think you owe your friend porker some cash. There will be time for cash later. I'm sure there's an ATM somewhere in inside metal city. I don't have any cash because I'm just a little bit you say oh my God. I had to be considered if I could fry these robots. Think about shitty the ATM security. You say there was an ATM. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, let's go. Yeah, if we exterminate into canon, we turn an ATM into a canon shooting money. This is a perfect. Yeah, that could maybe work. I see you got some of those cartridges. Neo, let's give it a shot. You're not perfect. Okay, but it was the three of our ideas. I think that ideas are best when teamwork is involved. Jeff, between the three of us. Yeah, three or four teamwork makes the three work. Have you ever been in like a group project where a couple people just absolutely sucked in three people did all the work? You see that sonic has been inside the city for ten minutes. Let's go get keychain so we could get our jet blue points back. Was he at an ATM? So you make your way up to the city and you see that the city walls are made of this gleaming silvery metal. They're not straight, but at like a slight angle. And set into them are two huge steel doors. Each door is like 30 times the height of sonic or tails and they are firmly shut. Above the doors is a massive sign which says metal city. Abandoned hope all Ye who enter here that goes double for hedgehogs. Why doesn't everybody give me a perception check? Okay. Oh, that's a 24 for Niagara. Oh. It's just a 14 with nothing. For some reason, James is really indignant about the sign. During the holidays, they would say this. I know, some people are just so rude. We get it. We're on the same page here. Shut up. You see they're like tails. There's like trying to get some extension, but sonic only wants to hang out with Jen's. Okay, niac fucking clocks that. Not now tales. So gins, where do you buy your gloves? I'll tell you where he gets his gloves. He had niac twice my gloves. Yeah, if you have a question about the gloves, you come to me. All right, way past pool. Tails, go talk to Naya about where to buy gloves. Oh, come on. I'd love to know. You see tails pulls out a little notepad. Not now. You guys are kind of similar to niya. I didn't realize. That closes his eyes and not. So with a 24 gin, you got the 24? No. So Niagara, with the 24, you're sick of this conversation, so you look up at the doors. At the top of the wall, you can just make out a bunch of flying drones. Since you're on the ground, they don't seem to have noticed you, but it seems like it would be hard for tails to fly up and get past them. Next to the doors, you do see a small slot like the ones in the backs of the robots you just fought. And you also notice a nearly invisible hatch that almost looks like the door to a cuckoo clock directly above the door. It's not open now, but with a 24 you can see that it might be some sort of security system. Okay. All right, should we just have cartridges? Oh, there was a slot, right? Oh, yeah. What do we have? We have tear egg dactyl. Oh, we have a jet pack. We have, what are the three egg eighths? And let's create egg. So I sort of think like canon and swords sound like zoo would like attack us, right? I don't know whether we get with tero ductile. Give me an inside check. Yeah, there are the drones up there. Oh. Okay, I only have plus one, but a 20. A 20. 30 20. While you're thinking about this, you also look in the back of the game gear and you see that there is another cartridge in there. Okay. Oh shit. But this cartridge is just the botman cartridge. It's just a video game that's on it was playing. He's like, it's pretty good. Jins, have you heard of it? Oh, no, this is bringing back memories. He hasn't heard of your petty little game. It's for losers. My brother goes to parties and nightclubs. And he has to have people over. Fancy events. Don't even talk to him, brother. I'll talk to, I'll tell him. I'll leave you alone. Tell sonic. What is this weird little game? Is it gonna help in any way? Can we just stick this cartridge? Sonic, Nia is so happy. Yes, sonic. My brother wants to know what your weird little game is. All right, jeez. And why don't we, yeah, let's talk without your shot from him. He doesn't need to waste his time with you. Well, all right. Onyx with a 20 insight, you think that using a non native cartridge probably wouldn't work, but any of the cartridges that are registered to robotnik would probably signify you as a fellow robot. Oh, it's almost like an ID card, so we'd be being like, I'm the pterodactyl guy or the presenter guy. I think that pterodactyl is going to be safest. Okay. So I give it to sonic and then take a wide berth so that if anything happens, I'm not affected. It's all use sonic. Yeah. Sonic gives it to tails. You got it, tails. Oh boy. I sure love little gadgets and gizmos. I can't wait to see what this does. Tails, wiggles. What a clingy little loser. Tails wiggles his butt and twist up his tails and starts helicoptering into the sky. Flies over to the cartridge slot, puts the tear egg dactyl slot in. You see the little eye stalk that was beneath that panel. I told you about pops out, looks down, says verifying, verifying, verifying. Welcome, terek doctor units return two base and you see the doors open up and you are granted access to metal city. Tails make sure to bring the cartridge back. It seems like it's stuck in there. I don't think I can get it. Okay, whereas that sounds like a youth problems that you're gonna have to figure out. Yeah, you can just stay out here, it's fine. I just think you're a lot stronger. Maybe you could tug out the cartridge. I'll give it a shot. Okay, yeah, give me a strength check. It's an 1818. Yeah. Yeah, with an 18 I'll say it's like when you put your credit card into one of those card readers that swallows it a little bit. You like grab it at just the last second before it swallowed all the way, and you managed to tuck it back out. So you have the Tarek dactyl cartridge there. Okay. See, see how good I am now take me to an ATM. I can do the same exact thing. Oh yeah. Immediately as soon as I walk through the door, do a perception check for ATMs. Yes, go for it. And then I'll describe metal city. I've got a 9. A 9. They must all be inside. Here's the thing you see a lot of those ATM vestibules, but they've got like the credit card reader out front. You don't see any that are just like out in the open. You have to have your own credit card to get into these ATMs. So yes, you pass through the door and enter the outer ring of metal city. Howdy nad polls Jake here to tell you this episode is brought to you by keeps two out of every three men will experience.
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"Doing flips and then that doesn't catch the baby with my roller skates. How did that happen? How did the baby fall faster? Did anyone else see that? The baby felt faster than comics. What is going on with gravity here? Things are just a little cooler on the pocket plane of Mobius. Kisses your cheek. What? So Alex, when you're up in the air, you don't even have to make a perception check. You fly high into the air with nothing. The zone around you seems to be deserted, but at the edge of the horizon, you glimpse a flash as the sunlight reflects off of this huge metal structure in the distance, which without a doubt you know is metal city. And as your eyes focus more as you're doing multiple flips with the baby. You see in the foreground, a two tailed fox fighting for his life against three spike covered silver robots. Okay, I land and then go do my power up and then say, oh, I almost forget to say your two del fox is fighting for his life. What? My little buddy? He's in a real pickle in a bind. We gotta go. Yeah. People in fact. Oh, all of us are just you, 'cause you said you were gonna look we had to go through the power up. We were gonna do the computer. We're gonna take we'll smash and crab game. We gotta go. You see sonic takes off and gestures for you to follow. So let me explain what's in the monitors for you real quick. Okay. Three options. There's the gold ring. The red shoe and the stars. What does everybody want? I take the gold ring. Okay. I think I take a stars. Nice. Niac is not wearing shoes. Maybe they'll come in handy. I'll go with red shoes. Okay, so write this down, gins. You get ten gold rings. These will prevent you from taking damage. And if you manage to do a successful dexterity save, you will regain the rings and can prevent damage again. Sweets. The way it works specifically is you'll do a D.C. 25 deck save to grab the rings after being hit, but you can add the number of rings you have to your bonus on a success you're able to grab half the rings you had rounded down. Sweet. Cool. The red shoes instantly cast haste for 1D four rounds, no side effects. Awesome. So just roll the D four to see how many rounds they only work in combat though. And the stars are invincibility for one day four rounds of three rounds. I think we can all agree that I got the best one. Cool. So is there anything else you want to do or are you going to take off after sonic towards metal city? Okay. We mosey. We walk. Okay. So it looks like we are going into a battle. Yeah, probably. You with a Nat 20, I'll say, you saw tales like, basically about to be captured. There's these three silver robots and from that distance you wouldn't normally be able to make this out, but with a Nat 20, I'll say you saw one had a giant arm cannon and the other had a red hot like wrist blade mounted on it and then the third was like hovering in the air somehow. It almost had like two like a jetpack sort of thing fused to its back. They were all modded out. Okay, I cast freedom of movement on myself. Because I do that at will because elder Jen vocations. Are they one use shoes? I won't be able to use them again after this battle. They'll burn up after the battle. Okay. Great. But I have them on right now. Right, you have them on, but it's like it's honestly like bed of zip skip boots, you gotta activate them. Okay. But that's I'll let you do that as a free action. Great. And then the last four three rounds. Awesome. Cool. Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome. All right. Let's go. Oh wait, I guess I'll give I'll give each of you guys bardic inspiration. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna give an inspiring speech. Okay. All right, everybody. Gather up. Huh? Oh, yeah. We're in another stupid place full of stupid people doing stupid shit. And honestly,.
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"The pilot is just screaming. I can feel the teeth in the back of my brain. What? This is just a normal human who has not made for interdimensional travel, so like he's doing constitution checks and he is failing miserable. Alex doesn't understand that it looks at niac and says take care of you. Yes, he's ruining my brother's sugar ray experience. He's trying to be immersed in sound, sir. I've existing in two places at once. So the pilot passes out from the stress. Onyx, of course, Lance the plane beautifully. You touch down in an area known as the green hill zone. Above you, palm trees sway as a gentle breeze. Russell's the grass on the titular hills for which the zone is named. And of course, as the wind hits your noses, you smell hints of chili dog and see a large, dark plume rising from the valley beyond. According to his message, that location, where you're seeing the smoke rising, is where you're supposed to meet keychain for the great feast of critter mus. So you're on the ground, you're in the green hill zone, critters hollow is just right over that hill. What would you like to do? There's smoke. Smoke like fun barbecue or smoke like the town is on fire. Why don't you give me a perception check? I will also do this. Okay, great. That's a 9. 9. Niaga take a Gander. Okay. That is an 11. Naya got a 16. Great, so Jin's starts climbing the hill and is wearing high heels and trips. Onyx trips over gyms and then both of them create kind of a humanoid tower for niac to scramble up so you can look over the hill. I protect myself from getting hurt during this with the moon of corn baby swaddled. You brought nothing? Oh. Oh, wow. Thank God I am not wearing shoes. I am babysitting. So obsidian or obsidian. Obsidian is not here. Oh, a hog a day date. It is criteria after all. So were babysitting obsidians. That's so nice. Great. So you have nothing obsidian's moon Akorn baby with you in a Bjorn or maybe a mobi or maybe an ergo? I don't know whichever carrier you desire. I sweat though. Right, this is a fresh baby. It needs a swaddle to call. It doesn't even have a horn yet. It just looks like a tiny horse. Disgusting. It might get its own today. Oh my God, it gets it all in one day. We're on horn watch. It's very painful. That's where they learn to speak as well. Their voices is a primal shriek from the first time they horn. Onyx, go ahead and roll a constitution check for nothing with disadvantage to see if that horns popping through. Oh. A three and an 8. 30. Yeah, you see that nothing. Nothing is just snuggled up close to you. I'm not seeing any horn. Barely even a nub on nothing. Okay. So while you're distracted by looking at nothing and checking their soft spot to see if a horn's gonna burst out of it. You see niac crest the hill, and as you do niac, you are greeted by a nightmare. Below in the valley are the charred remnants of a great outdoor feast. Hot dog buns are scattered everywhere. In the center of the scene, a large fire consisting of tables, chairs, and the ceremonial critters cactus burns brightly. And nearby an overturned vat of Chile, you see the charred remains of what.
Not Another D&D Podcast
"two shots" Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"No. Does everyone excited for a little career must adventure? I haven't even made it through one of the adventure books without dying, so I gotta think that sonic is not gonna be good for me. I'm half excited. I'm trepidatious. I've never seen one of these books before, but it's reputation as caught up to me anyway. Yeah, well, before we begin, I should explain that this session is based on metal city mayhem, a sonic adventure gamebook written by James Wallace. We played through it a few times on our old podcast 8 bit book club, and now I have translated the adventure into 5 years in the hopes that we can finally defeat it. So I think she's going to meet dancer? Yeah, at least at least Jen's is strong. The sonic. Oh my God, the mechanics of these adventure books are insane. If you've ever listened to us play through it, it's literally like they set up a whole thing where you get rings and you have lives, but then also you can just get a game over forever. You'll just be like, I think you're right. I think this is our chance. This is our chance. Yeah. Right, because now sonic doesn't have magic, but you have magic, so I think that might help. It's gonna say sonic can't fucking dimension doors. But before we get to the adventure, we should introduce ourselves proper. I am, of course, your dungeon master AKA dunkle called a Tanner and I am joined by Brian Murphy. Can't put this elf on a shelf. Jen's Adele. Okay, that was a really good Emily Oxford. Living the dream as God Queen on ex lumiere. I didn't have a holiday themed one. That was such a good question. It's okay. Wow, thanks. You know what? You got to be a queen you're around. I scrambled as we were doing trivia. I was like, oh no, I'm a player. I need a rhyme. Elf shelf. It was good. It was quick all that was great. It was a wiffle ball dude. Jake hurwitz keeps his triplet siblings near so he can spread that hog la day cheer. Niya of the Rana four. Happy holidays, everybody. I pivoted as soon as I heard hog the day. There you go. Folks happy hedgehog days. Get your loved ones close, but not too close because they are hedgehogs and they're very spiky. Now that we're all feeling ourselves, we're all in the hog glade spirit. I think it's time for us to get into it. As I explained you through now on your way to visit your old robot pal kitchen, a few days ago you received a text from him, inviting you to a feast in critters hollow. An animal village outside the Gates of metal city. And so you boarded what I imagine is some sort of interdimensional dead blue flight, yes. The terracotta chips, just one. Thank you. I will take over flying again. Please, I have no idea how to fly this thing. You see the pilot is so scared because you're going through a wormhole? Is pilots are terrible, but the planes are beautiful. Everyone's talking really loud. I have my noise kids like headphones on..
Not Another D&D Podcast
"two shots" Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"It with your parents at home. Yeah, the holidays are dead. It's only the hedgehog days do not explain it to your parents. It gets worse the more you hear it. It just feels like there's extra letters in there. And hogla days. Yeah, it's just that extra G that really just does a lot of work in there. So as I mentioned, it is critters in trin avail, the holiday where the critters of the world host feast for all their humanoid neighbors. And this year our heroes, the trivial triplets, are spending it in the place where the hedgehog days all began. A shutter. A grow stronger every time I over pronounce the G, happy hour glitz, everybody. It's best said with a big mouthful of eggnog, so you can just go hitch all of this. This year, the treadmill triplets are spending it in the place where the hedgehog is all began. The pocket dimension of Mobius. No, no. You see? After saving the world, the trio's robotic companion keychain. Ah, there we go. So called because you can shrink into a portable keychain form. It all ties together. It's so tight, it's fucking tight, Caldwell. Don't try to poke a hole in this shit, man. It's a wiffle ball. The holes are there on purpose. Keychain moved here to live amongst his people in the robotic capital of circuitry or as it's more commonly known, metal city. And so, without further ado, let's rejoin retrieval team 22 and let the merry metal mayhem a comment. Oh.
Today, Explained
"two shots" Discussed on Today, Explained
"In controlling this pandemic everywhere. Now know the some world leaders who say america shouldn't get a third shot until other countries got their first shot. I disagree. We can take care of america and health world the same time dr best. The last time we spoke on the show about the pandemic was during the former president's tenure when you know we were all guaranteed to feel confused about this pandemic. That was a confusing president. We had back then. President biden is certainly a less confusing pandemic president but this booster shot thing this new approach. It's not the clearest strategy. Can i ask you back in january. Twenty twenty one when biden took office with vaccines about to go out to the masses. What did you think we'd be by september. you know. I think when when i was asked that question at that time and as vaccines were were rolling out. I was envisioning a fall. That's very different. I was envisioning a fall where where kids could go back to school. In a way that they could be kids and wouldn't have to worry about these sorts of things in the same way that hasn't happened for a number reasons. I'm thrilled that. We have a big focus on keeping kids in school. Learning because that's critically important in last year was devastating for children. So i'm i'm thrilled. That the efforts are really focused on keeping children in school. But i hope that we would have come together more as a nation that we would have seen that viruses. Don't care about political party they don't care about racer ethnicity. They don't care about what country you're you're from and that we would come together and tackle this in a more unified way. It's a bit pollyanna ish in every public health response.
Today, Explained
"two shots" Discussed on Today, Explained
"The pandemic on independence day. If we do our part we do this together by july the fourth. There's a good chance you your family's and friends will be able to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood and have a cookout or barbecue and celebrate independence day. Is this new plan in acknowledgement that that prior approach just failed. Yeah even earlier than that of the administration. The president was saying that there would not be federal mandates. And i think that you have to continually let people know that you're dealing with a situation of incredible uncertainty and that as you learn as situation changes the guidance that you provide will change. You'll need to set that up as an upfront expectation. And reinforce it every time if you don't do that then whenever there's a change whether it's a change to say now we're recommending masks. Now we're requiring masks now. You don't need to wear masks. it's gonna come off like you don't know what you're talking about. Rather than the fact that you're responding to a new situation and new science. The president's decision to now mandate is a re reflection on where we are as a nation and the fact that in in many states the states that have been hit hardest with his new surge. They have the lowest vaccination rates in the country. I will say that he was channelize. Channeling the frustration that millions of people across this country are feeling who were vaccinated. That many governors elected officials have also shared Their frustration over. Now if i'm not mistaken there is this vaccine mandate which is controversial which is sure to get challenged in the courts. But there's also this option to not get the vaccine but be tested. Weeklies that right there is for for the employer group. There's not for the federal worker group and the logistics the details on this having been spelled out what type of testing how frequently the testing will need to be done. Who's paying for the testing how that's being reported even with mandates that we don't have some of the systems in place in our country that would make it easier for these to be used. We don't have a national vaccine registry. We don't have a vaccine passport something that you could show that that certifies that you're you're fully vaccinated. Each state is figuring out This out on their own and it would definitely be helpful if there were national tool if a majority of the unvaccinated employees of organizations with a hundred plus people decide. Well i'm not going to get the vaccine. But i'll do this testing thing. I guess because i have to for my job will this plan. Will this push have failed. I don't think that's going to be the case here. There eighty million people the ministration reports that are in the group that are eligible to be vaccinated and haven't done so. Some of these are younger. People under between twelve twelve and eighteen But in that workforce group. I think we're going to see some movement. I think we're going to see people rolling up their sleeves and getting vaccinated and if we don't if we we see a lot of people opting for testing testing programs can be effective. If they're done very well they can help. Ensure that you're not allowing.
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"two shots" Discussed on Today, Explained
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