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Every Thing That Defines Us Is Now the Enemy
"Do we have the Italian the Italian prime minister's two minute speech there, Sean? We do, and if it comes up, I could obviously giving it an Italian. There are subtitles in English. So I can read them on the air. Is that correct? Are you with me, Sean? I can read the subtitles which will show up on my screen correct. Okay, let's put it up. This is the new prime minister. I'll describe to you how The New York Times reports about her right after. This is speaking, is it to the Italian parliament? Or no, I don't know if it's the parliament. It's just to a large group of dignitaries. Here we go. Well, then I thought about what we are doing here today. Why is the family of enemy? Why is the family? Because it defines us because it is our identity because everything that defines us is now an enemy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That is awesome. I have been saying that. To hear a prime minister of the third biggest economy in Europe say this. Everything that defines us is now the enemy.
Burrow leads Bengals to 1st win of season, 27-12 over Jets
"The Bengals picked up their first win of the season by whipping the jets 27 12 Joe burrow picked apart the jets while completing 23 of 36 passes for 275 yards including scoring froze to suma JP Ryan Tyler Boyd and Jamar chase Burrow puts Cincinnati head with a ten play 75 yard opening drive That's critical going forward for the rest of the year It's just coming out fast putting points on the board staying close Now you're not in two minute the whole game Boyd had four receptions for 105 yards and Trey hendrickson had two and a half sacks Two of the
Jackson accounts for 5 TDs, Ravens hold off Patriots 37-26
"Lamar Jackson accounted for 5 touchdowns and the ravens 37 26 victory at New England Jackson was 18 of 29 passing for 218 yards Four touchdowns and an interception helping Baltimore bounce back from last weekend's ugly loss to Miami He also ran for 107 yards and a score on 11 carries while Mark Andrews had 8 receptions for 89 yards and two TDs New England's back Jones suffered a leg injury with less than two minutes to play hopping off the field and heading straight to the locker room He completed 22 of 32 passes for 321 yards but through three interceptions I'm Dave fairy
Flacco rallies Jets to stunning 31-30 comeback over Browns
"The jet storm back from a two touchdown deficit after the two minute warning to beat the browns 31 30 Joe Flacco's 15 yard scoring pass to Garrett Wilson and Greg swore lines extra point put New York ahead with 22 seconds remaining We kind of meticulously went down the field and when we got our opportunity we took it and capitalized Flacco also hit Corey Davis for a 66 yard score with one 22 left before the jets recovered the onside kick Flacco was 26 of 44 for 307 yards and four touchdowns Nick Chubb had three scoring runs for the browns but cade York missed an extra point that would have put Cleveland ahead by 14 with one 55 to play I'm Dave ferry
Palace reveals details of queen's state funeral on Monday
"Buckingham Palace has released details of proceedings which will follow the state funeral of Queen Elizabeth II on Monday Two minutes of silence will be observed across the UK at the end of Queen Elizabeth II's state funeral at Westminster Abbey on Monday giving the public across the nation a chance to pay their respects to the late monarch then Elizabeth's coffin will be transported through the historic heart of London from Westminster Abbey to Wellington arch near Buckingham Palace on a horse drawn gun carriage with Charles and other royals walking behind Charles De Ledesma
Why the Georgia Race Will Go Down to the Wire
"All right, Georgia and New Hampshire. We got about two minutes and then three races. I'm very high on hershel's improving ability to talk and talk to people directly as one guy to one voter. What do you think about Herschel? Yeah, look, he has an enormous strength, which is if there's an enormous reservoir of goodwill. And you're right. He's not been a political candidate. He's been a pro football player in a role model. Somebody who's talked about the challenges that he faced in his own life and how he found the courage to ask for help. I think he's an inspiring figure in your right. He's getting better as a candidate and his opponent is a left winter. Rafael warnick would be right at home representing the state of Massachusetts or Vermont. I mean, it's like he'd be a good California congressman from the Bay Area. I mean, so yeah, there's going to be a barn burner, very expensive and we're going to go right down to the end and fortunately, Herschel's on the ballot with Brian Kemp, who's going to, I think, help him by making it. They're not going to be a lot of people who vote for Brian Kemp and then vote for Rafael warning. Now,
Comedian David A. Arnold's Advice for Those Looking for Success
"Someone ran into you at a Starbucks right now. They listened to the show, they're like, I was really inspired by your story, but the type of life you're living, what you break through is the struggles you've had. You're upbringing all of it the way you communicate. Obviously your heart to tell you're a good man. It's a guy who's in jail for a week. And now he's, you know, get the best special on the Planet Earth. It's unbelievable. And they said, hey, I want to be successful, and I'm just like, I'm just treading water right now. Could you get that? Would you say to me that might nudge me for it? It could be any piece of information, anything I should remember, anything I should think or do. I mean, just anything, if I had two minutes with you, what would you say to them? I would say that what you're feeling is exactly what you're supposed to be feeling. Because anything worth anything is not supposed to be easy. It's supposed to be hard. It's supposed to make you feel like you feel, which is maybe I shouldn't do this. Maybe this is a mistake. Maybe I should quit. Nobody around me believes in you. And the hardest part is sometimes the people that are closest to you will be the ones that will give up on you first. Even your agents, even your like, that's real. You have to want what you want hard enough that cuts through all of that. And you have to find that thing and whether or not you have that thing that makes this thing that you want, not having it unacceptable. It has to be, you can't, you have to be able to go, can I live without it? Can I go to bed at night? Wake up one day knowing that I was, I said I wanted to do something and I gave up and I'm like, okay. Yeah. With going, I'd let that one go. Yeah. I can't do that. Me either. Not for not for not for something. There's some things where I'm like, I'm going to jump out of plane. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm past that. Right, you know what I mean? But there's some things that some things are not negotiable and there's some dreams that are not for sale.
Lessons From UFC: Don't Count People out, Fight Like Hell
"The kick the change the UFC it was the greatest come back I've ever seen In this champ is a champ I mean he's like 27 and one He was getting close to the record on the most wins in a row as champion defending his belt And out of nowhere this guy Edwards who looked exhausted looked like he gave up Faked the right cook kick Kicked him with his left foot left leg Across the side of his face and knocked him out With a minute or so to go Maybe two minutes Knocked him out Shocked and stunned everybody Including the three commentators And me and everybody Point is you don't count people out Doctor Oz JD Vance Herschel Walker others whose names that the tip of my tongue you don't count them now You fight like hell
Thornton, Wings beat Sun 89-79, force deciding Game 3
"The wings have forced a third and final game in their first round series by surprising the sun 89 79 the 6th seeded wings never trailed in earning their first playoff victory since 2009 Kayla Thornton scored 20 points and Thierry Macau and added 17 with 11 rebounds in a game Dallas controlled until a 22 two run by Connecticut made it 84 73 with under two minutes left John Quayle Jones had 20 points and 9 rebounds for third seat of Connecticut And Brianna Jones also scored 20 points I'm Dave ferry
The Unfair Attacks on Josh Hawley Have Nothing to Do With January 6
"Re opt to my. Comment on Saturday that this is unintentionally quite revealing. It's a Tim Graham of media busters clip of Stephen Colbert and Chris Hayes talking to each other. Demonstrating the ill effects of the blue bubble on people without legal or training legal training or knowledge of history. I mean, they are living in a blue bubble where they hear one thing and one thing only which is the one 6th committee is a great success. It's not. Got low viewership as national events go. And it's not changed any minds to any significant degree. And it deeply unfair and the American people know it's deeply unfair. And that deep unfairness was best demonstrated by the sideswipe of Josh hawley, who has got nothing to do with what Trump did or didn't do on January 6th, the former president's conduct allegedly the point of the hearing on Thursday night, but they began with a clip of Mitch McConnell to run him over and they ended with one of Josh hawley to shame him and my hypocrite, nonsense, by the way, for mobs coming at you on the other way did not call on people to take over the capitol. Just pure two minutes of hate, George Orwell stuff, if you've read 1984. But I genuinely don't think that Chris Hayes and Stephen Colbert have any idea what they're saying.
CNN: Federal Investigation of Hunter Biden Reaches Critical Juncture
"So what's the latest with Hunter Biden This is Evan Perez and Evan Perez never lies at CNN Why Nobody even knows who heaven Perez is Nonetheless the federal investigation at a Hunter Biden's business activities is nearing a critical juncture as investigators way possible charges and prosecutors confront Justice Department guidelines to generally avoid bringing politically sensitive cases close to an election according to people briefed on the matter The Joe Biden up for election One of the final decision has been made on one of the bring charges against Joe Biden's son sources say the probe has intensified in recent months along with discussions among Delaware based prosecutors investigators running the probe and officials at Justice Department headquarters Just give the matter to the U.S. attorney of Washington D.C. he'll know how to kill it in two minutes I'll treat you like an abortion David Weiss the U.S. attorney in Delaware's leading the probe which dates back to his early 2018 Discussions recently have centered around possibly bringing charges that could allege tax violations and make a false statement in connection with Biden's purchase of a firearm At a time he would have been prohibited from doing so because of his acknowledged struggles with drug addiction No he was a Coke addict The investigation of the president's son is loom large among the politically fraught issues Merrick Garland faces as attorney general Weiss is one of a handful of appointees of former president Donald Trump who were kept on by Biden administration because they were over sync politically sensitive investigations
Victims & Hero Identified From Indiana Mall Shooting
"Authorities identify the three victims who were killed in this Indiana mall shooting, a husband and wife, heartbreaking 56 year old Pedro Pineda, his 37 year old wife rosa, 30 year old Victor Gomez, all shot and killed by this monster who emerged from the men's room. And started opening fire. The 20 year old coward was killed when he was shot by 22 year old Elijah dicken of Seymour Indiana. He shot and killed the shooter with a pistol. Two minutes after the shooting began. He's been praised up and down by the people in Indiana. They've got no hesitancy in praising him. But the left just doesn't get
Police laud actions of man who killed Indiana mall attacker
"Police in Greenwood Indiana are calling 22 year old Elijah dicken a hero Dickon was at Greenwood park mall with his girlfriend Sunday evening when a man opened fire shooting 5 people in the food court Police say dickon who was legally armed pulled out his weapon and shot and killed the gunman Greenwood police chief Jim eisen praised dickon at a news conference on Monday Many more people would have died last night if not for a responsible armed citizen that took action very quickly within the first two minutes of this shooting Tape courtesy W are TV Three of the victims were killed I'm Donna warder
The latest in sports
"AP sports I'm Bruce Morton Major League Baseball has a new home run Derby champ Mark Myers reports from Los Angeles Juan Soto of the nationals defeated a field of 8 of the game's top sluggers to win the home run Derby It feels great Is another thing that I like you say to my trunk case and I'm going to have it there forever Soto out homered Mariners rookie Julio Rodriguez in the finals Soto also bashed the longest Homer of the competition measured at 482 feet Two time reigning champion Pete Alonso of the mets was eliminated in the semifinal round As for Tuesday's All-Star Game at Dodger Stadium hometown favorite Clayton Kershaw will be on the mound for the national league opposite Tampa Bay's Shane mcclanahan for the Americans First pitch just after 8 p.m. Eastern Time Meanwhile baseball's future may include some rules changes Dave ferry has details MLB is considering a pitch clock for next year with games running an average of three hours and two minutes this season A clock experiment in the miners has cut average game time by 27 minutes to two hours 37 minutes MLB is also considering shift and pick off limits and larger bases with the possibility of robot umpires in 2024 Shifts have been limited all season at double and single a where teams are required to have four players on the infield including two on each side of second base Outside of baseball ESPN has announced stiff curry will host the 2022 espys The Golden State Warriors guard says he hopes to channel two of his favorite comedians Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart Speaking of pro basketball Philadelphia's James Harden has declined his $47.4 million player option telling the AP he did so to allow the sixers to pursue free agents Hardin has yet to win a championship in his 13 year NBA career First Morton AP sports
Trace Gallagher: Leaked Surveillance Video Shows Inept Uvalde Police
"It doesn't, it doesn't get us away from the reality that the response to the mass shooting, 77 minutes, while this monster was in their slaughtering, these precious angels. Here was trace Gallagher Gallagher's coverage, no relation, trace Gallagher over on Fox News. Tucker the entire video was 77 minutes. It was obtained by KV UE TV and the Austin American statesman who cut it to four minutes and removed some sound. But the context remains very much the same, meaning that for more than an hour, heavily armed police officers stood in a school hallway during an active shooting and did nothing. Here's the timeline. 1133 a.m., the gunman enters the school through a propped open door and starts shooting into rooms and one 11 and one 12. Two minutes later, police enter through the same propped open door. Three officers go toward the classroom, but when the gunman opens fire, they retreat to where the other officers are positioned. Watch. And by now there are 19 officers on campus. Now at the same time, a girl calls 9-1-1 and whispers that she's in room one 12. Over the next 20 minutes, she calls back four more times, telling dispatchers that multiple children are dead, some are alive and that she desperately needs help. She got nothing at 1215 S.W.A.T. team members arrive on campus, but still do not enter the classrooms. 47 minutes after the shooting began an officer walks over, gets hand sanitizer and goes back to his waiting position. It took one hour, 17 minutes before border patrol agents finally breached the door, entered the class, and killed the
Bulls run in Pamplona for 1st time since 2019; no one gored
"The first bull run in three years took place at the San fermin festival in the Spanish city of pamplona No one was gored 6 bulls guided by 16 oxen charged through the streets of pamplona for around two minutes and 35 seconds It was brilliant American Don story in his son ran with the bulls hoping not to be a dumb foreigner that messes it up You waited and waited and waited and then all of a sudden the bulls were there and there was lots of people but the rules there was no problems People fell I didn't fall thank goodness American Ryan ward got emotional I feel like I need to cry He said the risk of running with the bulls was well worth the rush So many people yelling at you in so many different languages The stress the tension is so high and the bulls are coming in It felt like two seconds And it's probably like a minute when I actually had the bulls running by me Several runners took Knox and hard falls and animals horns smacked at least two men in the head I'm Ed
John Zmirak Reacts to SCOTUS Strike Down of New York Gun Law
"Meer agz. John, today is Friday the 24th of June. And as we're recording this, we don't know whether the Supreme Court will release its ruling that effectively ends roe V wade. But we do know that has to happen either today or Monday, I think. Yeah, they certainly have the tortured us with suspense, but yesterday they issued a decision, which is every bit as important. Yesterday, and I would say every bit as pro life. Yesterday, the Supreme Court said that the constitution means what it says in the Second Amendment. My hope is that today they're going to say the constitution doesn't mean what it doesn't say, which is anything about the right to kill your baby for sexual convenience. But let's look at the first half of that. New York State, where you live, where I used to live, makes it almost impossible to carry a gun from your own self protection. Unless you are friends with the member of the city council or Holly Hollywood star with a second home in New York or a corporate CEO or somebody with political connections or if you're a diamond dealer. Basically, if you don't deal in diamonds or have political connections, you can not carry a gun. So all the people who live in crime red neighborhoods in New York are out of luck. At best, when they need help in two minutes, the police will be there in ten minutes. And we'll draw a nice chalk circle around their body. This is not consistent with an important document that a lot of liberals don't know about called the United States Constitution
Biden Shows off Embarrassing Cheat Sheet
"President Biden, I don't call him president. Biden today, today being Thursday. You'll hear this tomorrow on Friday. Biden, the schmuck, inadvertently held up a detailed cheat sheet that his staff prepared out of mercy instructing this guy, this leader of the free world to take your seat while you are capitalized. And limit your remarks to two minutes, these are instructions that were prepared that Biden accidentally held up a cheat sheet and held it up facing the wrong way so the cameras spotted it. You'll read all about it. I'm sure you already have, but it's time you hear this show. And the instruction whether the speech was for offshore wind drop by sequence of events and the cheat sheet told Biden to enter the Roosevelt room and say hello to participants. Then the paper says, you all caps, take your all caps C you take your seat because you have to tell a man. Who's not really, it's not really familiar with what to do in political rooms. You know, it's not fair. The guy's only been doing this for 50 years. You know, you're still going to, it's still important to tell her that where he's going to go. You take your seat. Then the note says that after reporters arrive, you give brief comments for two minutes. And when the report is depart, you ask Liz schuler, president of the AFL CIO, a question, and then you thank participants and you give part. Can you believe this is going on?
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"All right, here's your thoughts on people who are Olympic shot, putter who used to be fat? Flabby guys, who are now kind of fat flabby women? So she she was performing with her competing against the women, right? I think it's off. That's what it was cuz I'm kind of bypass this story. Just this thing. Interesting to me, you really know if, if she they're competing against women, if you don't know if they're women, I don't know. I, I just it's just wrong. It is wrong and it's not an argument. I was like really care to get into, but what do you want us to say? You know, they say, oh, I know. But everybody wants to be so politically correct and be. So sensitive to the person that's gone through transition off. Okay, I'm happy you've gone through it and it takes a lot of courage and glad you did. But, don't compete with biological women and, you know, to stay well, it's just because you feel like you've been robbed if something doesn't mean you should go and Rob someone else or something wrong. Hold on, they feel robbed. Well, yeah, I mean, they feel like they were born the wrong that certainly, I think that's a valid feeling for them. For people that feel that way. They feel like they were robbed of that opportunity with the person. They actually think, are they want to be whatever? And what about their physicality? What about all that stuff? Obviously, none. That's what I'm saying. That that's what I'm saying. You can't go around and then all of a sudden be like, well, no, now off. And I've got all the advantages of being a man, the bone structure, the muscular. It much too nice, but I'm going to be a bit much too nice. Really. I mean, wouldn't, would any synagogue, let a former Nazi become the Arab know. Well, then if you're a woman, you can't let you can't let a man become a woman and say that she's now equal to you in every first of all, this this, this woman, young woman, who throws the shot. Put his, some non sequitur. I understand if it's a woman. So what does she know? She, she was a guy who sucked a bad enough at throwing a shot. Put so she couldn't compete against the man. So she had her penis cut off and she had a vagina installed so she could be a woman and now she's not only an ugly woman but she's a cheater and she does not deserve to be off right on time. My key that was cuz I was really painting myself into a corner, just get bad quickly. The Hitler reference, you've already kind of stepped off the edge saying you were going to fall in the Rocks below. I don't know off. And if you know, someone has in their past, something you can't just ignore his me but Rabbi Hitler. Yeah, that was, that's what I'm saying? It's ridiculous on its face. Okay, that's that's off. By the way. Speaking of ridiculous, you have seen the face on that shot putter woman. Oh, that's ridiculous. On its face to. You know what I'm talking about. And when you guys make a bus home of covid-19, Democrats, notice they're going to read states to make the traveling to other City. They get him on a bus in Texas, and they send them to wherever they want to go to affect the people of that. So they send them to Florida so they can make DeSantis look like so you're not wearing masks. Look, you've now you've got this problem with. Everybody's got covid-19 at ssam Bullshit. It's all bulshit, but it's off if it's the Delta variant, that it's really, really contagious. There's no way to test the Delta variant, but like with the Jet Blue variant, better everybody more efficient, they come on, T and Saturdays. We're a mass, don't do this. Don't do. Going to lock down again because the depth of go, by the way, people we're going to just let them go wherever they want unmasked untested and just spread it around as much as they want. How ridiculous is that? So they leave that open. We're going to force us to wear a mask, possibly and force us to get the vaccine possibly, but they're letting these people in without without any cares at all. You, first of all, we don't know who they are, but we don't know where they're from. We don't know where they're going, we don't know what they got. See, once again, Common Sense, seems like a strange thing, doesn't it? Well, you know the ones like not Proposition 42, what's it called? Trump rule, 42 sending people back, who are sick. Biden has embraced that as of today, saying, well yeah, we're going to reinstall that policy of sending people out of the country if they're coming into the country. In fact, it hello. You know where were you at six months ago? I think this is all deliberate to keep us pissed off on edge. Yeah just keep us confused and angry dog. You know, it makes me not want to care. It makes me want to guzzle light beer for Seventeen straight hours and then P for sixteen straight hours. I mean, it's the desired effect. That's what they I'm beside myself. In fact, I'm not even here. I'm right over. I'm right here. I'll get you some O'Doul's. This odile O'Doul's. Make you feel O'Doul's on you. It makes you pissed. Yeah, but like light beer never had one. What do you think the longest? I think we're a chance. Okay. What do you think the longest piss you ever took was in seconds? Was it longer than a minute know? Yeah, yeah, really, I've had one yet. I mean, in a minute, I think I have to, I held it for the longest time and not when you hold it for too long, and you go to let it out, it just come on and it's just kind of. Finally, then it starts glass breaking the seal and it just keeps going and going and going home. That's breaking the seal that's what horn vs. Do. Okay we ready. We ready. Others more. I got more. Are you shiting me? I mean I came loaded for bear. This is quite the podcast from The New York Times wants non-citizens to be able to vote. What do you guys make of that? Take wrong was just plain wrong. Where did they get that? Because they want all Democrats to be democrats for Democrat history for all Democrats time. But yeah, but non-citizens, I mean, what else, what else, can we give non-citizens that? They don't didn't earn. Oh, like welfare office? Yeah, to me if that makes no sense, if you're not paying your taxes, if you're not working with the system, like everyone else is, you shouldn't get a piece of the pie. You shouldn't get a say in how it's a run for office in, have no other country does what we do. The people who've always been allowed to vote in this goddamn right about that. What the best adventure anyway, it's not just this country, it's every country. You gotta be a citizen of the country to vote. For the leaders of your country. Exactly, it's like who. So somebody comes in they come in from Sudan and they're they're here for a month and there's an election going on. They're going to know off all the politics that led up to this and all the policies that how to determine which the best candidate. And they're going to make a really good conscientious vote for that person, but he wrote most citizens are like that. Anyway, you know, there's no clue what they're voting for them. It's like the Emir r o. I'm a d o know, I'm an R. The illegals coming up from the south are all wearing these Biden shirts. Yes, biting. Nice clean, white shirt with Bible logo by and let us see I'm of the opinion that if you, you know, even if you're an American citizen, if you're stupid, if they take, if you take a test and you don't know shitt from Shinola about anything and you're a dumbass, you should be able to vote anyway cuz you're a moron. What is Shinola? I got some right here that looks suspiciously like shit. You should put a glove on having a job To get. Oh, it's Shinola. Sands shine. Hola Okay, what are we got here? This is an interesting topic. Yeah, yeah. All right, let me ask you about lgbtq L is lesbian, right? Yes. B. G is gay. Yeah, m, b is bisexual. Yeah, yep. Okay. I don't have any problem with any of those three people can do what they want. Okay. But it's LBG. Yeah. Why you just call a gay? Why can't just be G lesbians or gay, right? What sexual men are gay. Bisexual people are part-time gay so it'll be under the umbrella of g g. Yeah yeah it's just nice. Should only trying to be gtq? Well T is trans that's a totally different thing but you know what Q is the only one that hits the name on it quit. Well why don't you just put everybody on and sometimes some people do some people who are lgbtq they cut short and take the shortcut. They call themselves. Queer cute. Yeah. Why don't why don't we just bought all do that and make the term queer. Not a derogatory comment, it just is a summation of your in this.
"two minute" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Topic to Obama's birthday party. In Martha's Vineyard. Yeah. Just like a lot of fun to me. Were you invited? No one. Oh, five hundred guests. Two hundred servants for the Tsar. Bomb is German Casino. Michelle is so impressed. You know, you gotta have probably probably just enough servants to keep her happy birthday party, but I don't know, man. It's right there. Servants are serving servants. Okay, yeah, people who server, yeah, now are all the servants and the guests that he'll be tested for covet off course. Yeah, I'm sure there'll be a nice little Mass just has to have a swab shoved up his nose and morality go in and say hi to Barack and you watch everybody that attends, including the help. Everyone will be clear of covid-19 own. No need to wear a mask on his Michelle's. Best friend George W. Bush going to be there, you know, you never know, they're weirdly best friends. You never know how quirky She's saying there's not going to be masks, little more know, they, they may have a few on there, just for show, but you know, it's just, they just do stuff and get away with it. They're still living their lives makes me think. There's a lot of the Democrats are doing this in the upper class. Yeah, there's no threat of the code. This is all bulshit. I think that if you took if you took an examined, the flu with the same for Thursday, at the intensity that you're that. The media does with covid-19 Kim. Nice Wade, find the same, they find the same shortness of breath. The agonizing two weeks in the flu. Jesus wage anyway. So that's what I think is happening. What do you think that they're so, no mess? Would it be there? Be masks if it was a Halloween party. Probably. Yeah. Wouldn't within within Michelle have to wear a mask over. Like her penis thought they were wearing a trump mask. Yes, so only on Halloween. Can you wear masks to the Obamas? It's a birthday party. Obama 60, right? You know, they better hope that there isn't like a great big Northeast. Nor'easter that Blom Because the right on the beach you know. It's a global warming territory right there. I think that's perfect. It was exactly 2-minutes and see how this works. Two-minute drill. Yeah, I've had too many drinks of the times with the women. Now I've had dentist did want to do a two-minute drill on me but fortunately, the cavity was substantially larger than that. What else? How about murders in the streets? Okay, let me just give you this stat and have you guys commented in most of the big cities with the average is three murders for em. With, what do you make of that shit? Three murders in big cities. You know, I'm talking about the major Metro. It's like a three to one ratio 2:1 ratio murders per covid-19. Yes. What that says to me, is a lot more people have died of covid-19. Well, you know, well, you'd hear a lot more gunfire after work. If we were really serious about this, but here it is. I think this is a result also of defunding the police and having no respect for law enforcement at all. Now, maybe this seems like a stupid question, but is there anybody out there really in the world stupid enough to believe that cutting back on the amount of police officers in a high crime area? Will be a good thing or a helpful thing. It makes no sense. It doesn't make any sense at all. None, it's all built around. Hatred of authority. They just don't like it. And then they may blame it on racism, which it isn't? It's whoever commits the crimes attracts the attention to the police becomes the Lawless, Wild West again. Yes minutes. If you read all the stories about like dead wood and all other places when they didn't have a real police force or anything, it was just a lot less all the time. Yep, get people everywhere bodies strewn industry and we ask it, would it be easier to buy gas if they got rid of June, 3rd of the gas stations in America, would it be easier or harder to buy gas? I don't know. The criminals are having a Heyday and do you know why they're having a Heyday. Hey, I'll tell you why. It's not only because there's fewer coughs to watch them, makes it easier for them to commit the crimes. But when they get in jail, for even crimes just heinous murder, they get let out two days by the judges, the guy who severed the woman's head and Minneapolis is, I'll wage I'm free. I'm sorry. I just made even got to cut that out of the podcast, our 2-minute bill went off. And you had, you know, you were lingering had like throwing a punch after the bell in a fight in a boxing match. You can't do that. Excuse me. I need a Snapple in a joint like you read about Sunday paper. All right? The, the Banning of the page Banning of eviction has been lifted. What do you think, guys? Have you? If you guys are you up to Snuff on your rent? You know what? If you were horrible? Yeah, you won't. Yeah. Let's say you're a landlord, you own the building. You gotta pay them in the building every month and nobody's paying rent. So what do you do? Yeah. Do you personally go bankrupt? Because they're not paying the rent now? Did those guys did the landlord's get any of the, any of the what's it called? Emulous money? Not that I know of covid-19. No nothing. The only people that are getting into the people that can't afford the rent but they're actually getting checks know from the government. Do their get them. Yeah. But I guess they, they go to other things now. Wait is it is it because they haven't gone back to work yet? Yeah. They can't pay their rent makes no sense because so they can't go back to work. Why can't they go back to work? They're getting free money cuz I'm not getting money from the government. That's more than when they worked and they paid their rent when they work, you know. But now that they're getting more money from the government than they met when they work, they're not paying to rent and they say I'm doing anything again. Yeah, that's racist, white girl, that's what they say. Everything's racist. Oh, you mean charging registration. Of course it is. Well, owning a house is raised on a car right now. What if your landlord who's a minority and you're racist right there, a white supremacist JC how this circle goes around and around and you can't get out of it, man. It's time for that bill yet. I don't know. You got 30 seconds. Swimming pin is a hard keep swimming. Well, I'll tell you, you know, without the police that also means law enforcement On the Border that we have down there with Jake tells are having a ball, they're lugging all sorts of drugs in here and all sorts of human trafficking. People in this world that are making the most money right now. Yeah, the people who are shipping Fentanyl and human trafficking across, our Southern border are doing. I'm I'm afraid we're probably out of time on this topic though. It's just a sad sad thing cuz I had more to say I guess they'll be Future Part. It'll be cut from the podcast. Okay, Hunter. Biden wage. Yeah. Just kind of there. But for the grace of God go. I but with better teeth. Do we need two minutes on this one? And what you mean we've already covered that. We have known know, she covers himself. Okay, Hunter Biden is just Grace, president's son. Now you know and I know I got a friend who says that Donald Trump's kids they're taking drugs to you know, you just don't hear me. Yeah, and compared him to Hunter Biden, okay? Because they're out there. I think Trump's kids are a little shits but nothing like Hunter Biden. Clearly as much deeper problems than I like, they're obnoxious assholes but hunter buttons, a piece of shit. Yeah. He's, he's a scumbag, only Jesus. Now, here's the thing about Hunter Biden and the petition running the pictures that we've seen from his perch, quote, laptop him sitting naked in front of a keyboard. With what does he what he put on his wee-wee a party hat or something? And he's got crack cocaine, you got cocaine laid out in line. She's got a crack. He's got prostitutes with him. Him all of his teeth have fallen out of his head which is clearly the sign of someone who's. Yeah. Yeah, we know about the the job he was allegedly doing in the Ukraine. You know where the energy companies and all the money that he made for doing nothing. Just for really basically, ever having accidental by? Yep. Yep. What else has he done? But he had a gun issue. Unregistered illegal guns situation, that he hid from the FBI that we would be in jail for right now. For a long time, you know, now he's painting portraits and getting sick. It's subsidized by some rich. People who want access to his father for $500,000 for a painting, that a five-year-old could do better with using a straw and a Blow Pop. I think they call it money laundering, something like that. Yeah, I just want one of his pieces to hang in my living room. Just one really piss on it. Just won $500,000. That's that'll get you on. People will respect times up. It'll be cut from the podcast..
"two minute" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Off my game show? Once you get in America and welcome once again to the award-winning worldwide podcast called planet song, There's a straight practical. It's making my glorious return to the boots. We've assembled a crack staff, will crack the whip weekly, a Cracker Jack team of crackers off, jack up, the crackling commentary by wisecracking, by cracky. That's a new record right there for the use of the word, Crack by people other than actual crack head. But just to be sure let's ask our panel of crackers to swear to God that they have never used crack. First Bill Smith I have never used crack. I sweated. Producer. Have you serious? You never tried crack. I've never used crack. Have you ever seen cracked? Well yes. Have you ever had your craft professionally cleaned? I'm having it cleaned right now. Now been kitchen known in Sweden has been cock then claims to be the owner of this podcast. But in reality, he doesn't even own his own. Ford Explorer yet. Then have you ever smoked cracked? No sir. I have not. Have you ever sold crack? No sir. I have not. Have you ever hidden anything change your crack? Yes sir. I have. Do you crack up when you see carrot-top on T? No, sir. I do not. Do you ever shove Carrot Tops in your crack? Yes, sir. Perfect. Now, he's president and CEO of the planet money podcast. Mikey Adams former multiple Emmy award-winning. Father of her children, most of whom still like him. He's been through two weddings, one divorce, one intervention 7, broken noses and twenty one job changes. Come on, man. He wants to test 15,000 practice but I mean he broke up with it. I was Rachel Ray you were talking about there by the way. Yes she did break up with me. I ate a whole bag of her delicious dog food. Why she wasn't looking only that's her midnight snack. You know, Rachel Ray, have you seen her lately by the way? Oh yeah. Yeah. It's gotten bad about 220. She's enjoying her food. She's five four, right? Yeah. She's about 220. I know members used to be cute. Yeah, she was cute. Yeah, now what happened to her well off. She is eating her way out of Fame. Are podcasts brought to you. Once again this week by my good friends, at man said, Mancini landscape design. Now, I say Mancini landscape, it does, it's not his left with manscape, okay Mancini landscape design. They were professional organizations that have twenty years of combined experience, providing the the finest and I'm a witness to this cuz Ray boom. Boom. Right? No, no, no. By the way? I met him wage? Yeah, out in Vegas. Yeah, I got a picture of me with you. I'll send it to. You could heal and stinks. It's me and Boom. Boom, Mancini. This is Rick Mancini. He's a, he's a Massachusetts guy. And he's really, really good wage. His company does construction of landscape. They do driveway. So, you know, rockwall's waterfalls sidewalks. I'd like to know how they build those. Those rock walls with round box that make square corners. No, it's not amazing. 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And tell Rick Ross, Mikey said, shh, man, we're going to play that two-minute drill thing. We did a few weeks ago, you guys like that tension. I did. You did you enjoyed it? I could tell when you when you left here after we did the two of the two-minute drill episode of this podcast, you guys were all smiling and Bill was tickled pink. I was I'm still pink. Ya Brown inside himself all the time. You know, when you know you're going to turn pink and everyone's going to like it, you tickle your. So now what kind of a quiz is what are we talking about some quiz? I think, I think it's get our opinions rapid-fire. Like a lightning Ranch. We touch on all these very topical topics. Such studies with pylon, you get two minutes. When the bill goes off like this, that means the two minutes that we have to change topics, and everybody has to shut the hell up. Just like that on the last topic and go to the next one. Ready? Ready song. Cuz I asked you that you did. Have you ever had your cracked professionally cleaned? There you go. But you missed your opportunity. Yes, sir. Okay, already started Cuomo. Well I think somebody decided that it's time for him to go. Somebody above him, maybe he's become a problem for the Democrats. So the original didn't have to go Andrew Cuomo but then you take his brother with him. Yeah they're not going to get them on the on the nursing home debts. They're going to get him on the sexual humor. Go back to have a civil litigation against them for the nursing home deaths in the down the road, all those people died that that should be the first thing people could have that guy man. He's like a sociopath he doesn't care about hurting people. The tools amazing. He's and I think he's gropey grabby greedy, grumpy, Grouse, who's all of them. He's all then and he looks freaky, looks creepy to me. I mean, plus you ever see his thumbs when he holds his hands? His thumbs are reluctant like the letter L. I've never seen yet. Even watch for him. Next time you see his thumbs, it'll probably be him trying to open up your girlfriend's shirt. You know, his promises just like, he's just, he's a, he's what we call in the business, a groper. Okay then yeah and I how do I know? Cuz I could have been that. I could have been that they're closed. Dangerously, close. Yes, you always kept your palm open, that's the key. That's exactly right choice that you called its way you don't get called for a foul in the NBA to True. Keep your palms open. All right, even on Palm Sunday, but this guy has got to be, he's got to be gone in my boss and he's got to go and they've already called for him to be impeached. I think even Schumer says, it's just today this all happen, New.
"two minute" Discussed on Hacking Your Leadership
"Bestselling author techs and keynote speaker. Podcast host and coach sultan. Aaron provide some great insight and advice on inspiring people to inspire other people find more great content from aaron on lincoln linked to her page can be found the episode notes. My name is aaron. Had sa- costas and you're listening to my two minute tip on hacking your leadership so it was about a year into me taking over a ceo. I was running a company about a thousand people. Nine figures revenue and quite frankly had really struggled in the past and we had great momentum. My leadership team was fired up and we were. we're negotiating. Some new deals which were turning around the financials and then couldn't wait. My employee survey results. Were coming back and you know how these things can be. They were huge thick report and quantitative qualitative results. And so i brought it onto a business trip. And i couldn't lead to sit down and open it up and say opened up the first couple of pages. I thought the crap. They gave me the wrong report. You see what i expected. Were these huge increases in prove moments. And what i saw was this minor shift. And then i went back to the the back where the comments realize that people were still frustrating. Things were still broken and it was. It wasn't that moment. I realized like i thought i could be the energize their body. I thought i could be the one inspiring. Everybody and i couldn't and i realized that great leadership isn't about inspiring people. It's actually about creating an inspiration platform and what they mean by platform. I don't mean like technology. And all this rigmarole i just simply mean small things that help other people inspire other people so i went back to the office and i said to my sister. Can you just add an agenda item. Just one agenda item every week on our staff meetings for ten minutes at the beginning. This is slow down and inspire now. She kind of looked at me. Like i was not every week but every week. What we started to do is instead of hopping into the issues of the week. We spent that time sharing it. Leadership best practices or greet stories from a customer meeting or personal triumphs half marathons and weight loss and it quickly spread like wildfire. It was an inspiration platform. My my leaders started to do things with their teams. They all started. Look a bit different. There were book clubs and there were motivational mondays on operational meetings in that one small change that i recommend for you something that just allows people to inspire other people gender item. Something simple can be one of the biggest profound changes you can make in leadership and then no longer. Do you have to be the energizer. Bunny you just have to pull that fly that flywheel raid that little string every so often. What let everybody else. Fly the plane. So i hope this was helpful. I hope that you go out and just make one small change slowdown in inspire and create that inspiration platform thank you..
"two minute" Discussed on Vote-Voiced Podcast
"More common than you think you're not alone in worrying about speaking in public, many, many people experience stage fright. When they had to give a speech, many of us take the fear of public speaking, as being a weakness, and we go to extraordinary lengths to avoid it. Many people will not give birth and give their statement. It's only two minutes long, they use a timer. It is a very welcoming atmosphere. There's too many people. There is very organized and you can do it. And I'm going to talk to you today about the things that you need to think about when you're writing your two minutes and you're gonna get up there and you're going to present to deep redistricting Commission. Now the sense of nervous has nervousness is caused by a phone number. In Russia, the hormone adrenaline into the nervous system. Now this causes a flight of a fight or flight reaction and this reaction stage basically is when we are confronted with a threatening situation such as an automobile, swerving in front of us, the adrenalin rush stimulates our psychological reactions. Now when we speak we can use what Nature has given us to our advantage. Nerves are good if we learn to control them and adrenaline helps us to perform better and it is our body's own natural stimulant and and we need to start by recognizing that the nervous system. We we feel as we address a group of people walk or stand in front of the commission, is a form of positive energy and being nervous is good as it shows that you really care about getting your message across and yep, Value your credibility and what you want to sound and look good to your audience. I want you to remember that. Most people rank public speaking as their number one fear people. Make a lot of excuses to avoid speaking in public and speaking creates an adrenaline rush and you can harness the sacrilege and make it work for you. Now, it is not shameful to feel anxious about public speaking and I'm going to give you some tips before we dive into Iraq, what we need to address when we're writing, our two minutes to stand before the commission, and we really need to use our voices back and let the commission know that as citizens of Michigan as voters, we.
"two minute" Discussed on The Indigo Podcast
"Hi there. I'm ben barron. And i'm chris. Everett and together on the indigo podcast. We talk about business and life issues in a way. That doesn't stink. This is a show about elevating what works what really works to help us flourish at work and beyond so we're kind of like detectives we identify common problems in the workplace or in life and we apply evidence based ways to deal with them from science. We don't trust the latest fad or claim or bestselling book. We dig deeper and explore. Sometimes we discussed topic. Are there times we interview experts regardless we cut through the baloney that litters the business world and society. So what do we mean when we say evidence. It's a sweet combination of scientific research. Professional expertise stakeholder perspectives and other forms of data. No wait a minute. I can hear somebody say well. I listened to the top business podcasts or the flavor of the hot ceo of the week club. People all these people claim to be experts. Well the problem is that most of these people have some ideas that worked in one situation or at one time but we need solutions for our situations. Our teams our lives and that requires more that requires some research now. research may sound boring. But it's the process of taking a hard look across many different situations to deliver better solutions. And so you don't have to be board. We summarize it for you. We're kind of a business or leadership or education podcast but of a different flavor. We do give practical ways forward for everyday leaders but we don't claim to have some magical steps that can take you to awesome tomorrow. Anyone does claim that is probably selling you something. The world is hungry for actual information and steps that work. People are tired of being duped if we can arm people with the solutions that actually work to solve the problems they actually face human flourishing can take root and spread through our work. And this show. We're swinging for the fences to make the world a better place. We'd love to have you join us. In this journey learn more at indigo together dot com and subscribe to the indigo podcast. Wherever you listen..
"two minute" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Take off. I didn't know Monica Lewinsky was in this commercial enjoy. All right. I just want to make sure that I was because I dreamt about that. My dad used to sell those roaches. I can't I don't smoke it easy with someone rules one for me. All right. So did you see the carousel toenail ad with a talking toenails? I think I mentioned it once before. Yes, you did where there's no makeup face with a woman's face on a toenail a talking to that creeps me out and gives me nightmares. I had a nightmare that I woke up. My toenails were talking to me and I cut my toes off cuz I was so scared. What were they saying just stuff? You know, how you doing? We you know that ad oh boy, and you know, what the worst thing ever seen? Oh God. Fungus now, we're not going to watch those yard smashed your head that Lamisil add where the fungus comes out from under your toenail and it's anime that's creepy want to watch em up. So we thought oh, by the way, I phrased it pays went over real big less. We we had a lot of entries who won the cake with lemon pepper. Tuna was the phrase that paid yes home. And one guy o b Barker o b o from Pembroke New Hampshire got in there so fast, it was like early in the morning right after this podcast dropped in banking got a winner. Wow, and other people took all the rest of the day, you know, lemon pepper shrimp. No, sorry. We have a winner that's good, you know, so he gets a cake for my grandma's coffee cake one eight hundred eight Grandma my grandma. Com well, and he he wanted the cinnamon with no nuts. That's a good cake. Just a good it's good. He wanted the nutless cake can't go wrong with that name. Allergies my son Willie who just had his birthday's eleven now. Sorry. Sorry talking about gender again. I forgot no no, no. No my my son Willie, who's he turned Eleven on Sunday? Yes, ma'am. What we talking about allergic to nuts allergic. He's allergic to peanuts tree nuts eggs the port city can't have anything decadent good stuff. But now that he's dead. He'll have to get over there. So the Phrase That Pays we gotta have another Phrase That Pays in tonight's program. I don't know what's going to be haven't decided yet. It hasn't happened yet. It's like no one has uttered the phrase even accidentally. I think we should make it one of the one of the lines in the in the our musical feature tonight, which will featured Joe Gerry. Oh, okay, mine we have or do it. So just put it on but I have a thing in mind called a two-minute drill because people been saying won't cover your podcast longer than 37 minutes is there cuz it isn't Right. Is there any reason it is not wise it is it is, you know, sometimes it's even 31, you know, it is what it is exactly as is by the way when when Bill Belichick said a if anybody says that it is what it is that's like saying blue is blue. Everything is wrong. It is doesn't matter if it's a shoe horn or a fart. Well, it's it's like the a dog leash it is what everything is what it is is what is the adult version of what your parents would say to you or what you would say to your kids? Cuz I said so they don't version of how you it is what it is. But at least with no because I said there was a reason you don't get to do something it is what it is is obvious. It's like a equals 1000. It's more it's just a dismissive comment to stop that conversation. That's right. You know what's even worse than that though? What's that? I hear you when someone says they're waiting for your reaction you got here you home? That's a non-reaction. You know, you're not agreeing, you know disagreeing. You're not even acknowledging that you understood you're just saying I hear you the words are going in my ear. Well sometimes our thoughts are you will be getting an acceptance of the whatever you're presenting. I hear you. Yeah. All right. So it is what it is. That's still valid check, you know? Yeah, it shows everything. It's like yeah, you don't have to say that really, you know, it's a waste of time. Yeah. All right. So here's the bill we go like this and here comes the subject and we we can't exceed two minutes. Do you have a stopwatch on your phone? Sure, I do to you want to use my phone we can use mine. Your phone is the the three the three model iPhone 3 iPhones. Yeah. Yeah. So you you type in numbers, it's Roman numerals. It's you're going to you going to stop watch. Yeah. All right, so two minutes and then you got a ring the bell after two minutes so we can move down. Next thing got it at this see what this does is this keeps everything moving along like prune juice does but if if we don't have anything to say we have to wait the two minutes, right which is Thursday. Well, yes between the three of us we can certainly have to fill the two minutes. Okay. Ready? Are we going to hold on? Hold on know? What do you mean? Hold on. I broke you broke the bone. No. Oh my god did bring the Bell. Look at this. I'll just go ding. Like it's all Mike you lost 12 seconds already Joe Biden stair Force One. What do you think life? Is he senile? You know, I think he he is he slipped and couldn't recover and I felt bad for him. Actually. Well, that's the first sign of senility. You know, when you forget which foot goes in front of the other one at one moment of walking going up the steering just misjudged the height I'll bet that's what it was but three times in a row. Imagine if it was like I had lost his grip and fell backwards. Is he the first president wage? We're a Life Alert. You should be I don't what if he went down and didn't get back up and had to rush up there and help him get back up and his poop his pants. Yeah nice is it may have already happened? That could be could be why he slipped his leg. You can still respect the guy who can't make it up a flight of stairs, but you can't respect the guy who doesn't make it up a flight of stairs and then poops his pants that's true age and has to get help to stand up. Well and then there's Kamala Kamala, lot. Yeah. I've been told that it's like the punctuation mark, Oh, and then La, home by the Marines, you know stand at the entrance to the stairway and she did not salute. Oh my god. Did she did she fall just kept going. I think it's cuz she just doesn't know did she poop her pants? She may have looked like she had a potato in those shorts. How old is she? I told you about my friend Bill c m roids relax. I told you about my friend Bill Pete over know he put a potato in his pants try to pick up girls wage. Yeah, I hear you know, I mean, it's like he comes to me goes, you know that potato in the pants trick doesn't work that good. I said in the front that's right. It's just minutes. No. No you first started the clock. No, I didn't use 3 seconds to minutes right now now, okay. So that's two minutes the Border problem. Why are we having a media frenzy is why can't the media go down and take video, even if they won't even let MSNBC or CNN, you know Titans ball wash, you know why they they screwed up they made a huge mistake and it's real humanitarian crisis right now. It's out of control Trump had it under control, but they just don't want to give them any credit. He did have it under control. And where's the where's the outrage now Andrea, you know Sandy Weinberg down there and make some noise about that with these kids in cages that the obama-biden administration building the first place. You can't bear the embarrassment of the situation and no one can because for the years all we heard was well off. Tension cages being ripped away from their parents and it's it's a human humanitarian crisis down there from their mothers on Trump is a mean not seeing those tweets, you know, it's worse now than it's ever been. Where.
"two minute" Discussed on Rain DeGrey
"Every Monday. Hey everybody. This is Chris and rain, and if you do want to join us for the dirty talk after hours podcast. We would love to have you along. It's a weekly podcast that we do offer on patreon go to a patreon.com Dirty Talk podcast, and we'll give you an earful each and every Monday morning both of your ears doubtful. Yes, two years full Monday morning. Sometimes we go on adventures. Sometimes we talked about the weird news of the day. It's a never-ending party my friends join us. So if you want to support this podcast and encourage us to keep doing the awesome job or doing and get bonus episodes may be weak go to patreon.com Dirty Talk podcast. See you all there. We now retired to 2 Minutes to Midnight on the Columbia broadcasting network sitting alone in a darkened room. All that can be heard is a desperate voice coming out of the radio. Hoping to find anyone who's you talk to and the rubble of a slowly crumbling world. But maybe the sender isn't reaching the receiver intended. That's what happens when you attempted final broadcast goes out at 2 minutes till midnight. Hello. Is there anybody there? Please if you're there respond. Hello. I'm sorry. I just can't take the constant silence and permanent Twilight everyday bleeding into the last. I just need to hear something. anything I can't sit here anymore with nothing, but the product fruits of my memories sloughing feet leaving the Barrett hits my dog whisperers of how the world looked before the sky took on the reflection of the dried blood. That's still clogged storm drains the birth covered with this thin Downey Ash. The birds hadn't followed from their flight. The trees are bare. I can't feed off of the rotting corpses of the animals that lay beneath them when they themselves are expiring in this sunless loaf choked limbo. Try to remember how it all began. Is anyone even listening don't listen Okay broadcasting until the batteries give out, you know, it's lies. This is all I have left. Is there anyone there? Course, there's not you would have answered by now. Sometimes I think I hear someone trying to get through on the radio static. Trying to reach me but sometimes I think it's all in my head smash it. So they can't find you. I don't remember the moment when everything changed. These things happen so slowly. You would just to one small thing after another. First there was the water out of the tap would run black. But if you waited a little while let it run and everything would turn clear again. Is it clear now? Who am I kidding? Hasn't been any water coming out of there for months as dry as the grass in the yard. slowly turning to dust notice that there was a few less cans on the Shelf. She wants watch your Radioman said it was only temporary always wanted everything would be back to the way it was always walk and watch your no one really did anything the news was just the same frightened angry faces trying to be the one to talk the loudest. Trying to convince everyone else or or maybe even themselves that. Told loud enough and often enough, but would make it true. Then they rounded up all those people. They're always the others you were told about them the ones working against us. One disapproved of how we lived the ones that coveted what we had what we had learned. What was our right? That's that venomous car wouldn't allow them to break. So we made the sacrifices we had to there were always the others the ones not like us. This might be the last time I can broadcast. Is there anyone there please? Let there be someone there don't respond. They'll try don't care who you are you are. Just did someone to talk to I just need to hear another voice. That's not mine. Just a little while. I haven't heard another person. Since my wife decided that this was all too much. I guess it was that day when the electricity was suddenly gone. No..
"two minute" Discussed on Rain DeGrey
"On here. Take a seat. Now what seems to be the problem so tired I haven't been able to sleep for weeks. It happens at night. They come at night. Someone something something evil. I can feel it in my room lurking in the shadows hunting me. I can hear it whispering could I do drugs? I come to with a fight and feel it feel it rained down pressing on my chest something sitting on my chest, even though there's nothing there as long as a buzzing the hissing. All I could do is lay there motionless helpless. I'm wide awake, but I can't move a single muscle. I can't turn off finger nothing like a prisoner in my own body. I'm not crazy dog. I swear I'm not. Sometimes I can't believe it myself. I've never believed in aliens or demons or any of that other nonsense, but I'm starting to think that that's the only answer. I'm starting to believe I'm cursed it keeps happening. And it's terrifying. You have no idea there there. It's all right. Well, I assure you are not losing your mind nor you cursed you're being visited by aliens. I know you think I'm crazy. You don't know how bad it is. You don't understand. I'm too scared to sleep the coffee stopped working buying caffeine pills now and taking them in bulk. I have to take antacids with the counter the holes they're burning in my stomach, but it's better than sleeping. It's better than spending every night in a waking nightmare. Oh, I do believe you. There's a simple explanation for all of this. I can help you. But first let's get you calmed down a bit. It's obvious. You're not really educated State. What's that? I hate needles nothing to be afraid of this is simply going to help you relax a little bit. Then we can work out all these troubles you're having. There we go. It's better deep breaths. Will feel better in just a few minutes. You have nothing to fear will set you straight. See looks like you're feeling more tranquil already. Yes. I am. Thank you. It's it's helping. Yes, of course it is. Now what you're suffering from is a classic case of sleep paralysis. You see sleep paralysis is a state in which you are awake but unable to move or speak. Hallucinations intense fear of feeling of someone sitting on your chest hearing voices or Whispering very common during episodes of sleep paralysis. I guarantee no aliens are visiting you at night. There's any aliens out there. They're not bothering to come to this Backwater planet. But you're not the first come to this conclusion interestingly enough sleep paralysis is theorized to play a role in the creation of stories of alien abduction and other paranormal events. And you're definitely not alone with this Affliction between 8 and fifty percent of people experience at least one episode of sleep paralysis at some point in their life. There really isn't any treatment options for though it's mainly recommended. We just reassure patients that the condition is common in generally not that serious. Reassuring doesn't work. The next step is to work on improving sleep hygiene do cognitive behavioral therapy or prescribe antidepressants. But we're not going to have to bother with any of those things with you though. Are we pretty impressive how quickly it kicks in isn't it off? You really can't move. Can you? You can still blink. They'll go ahead and blink for me. Oh, yes, very good all locked in. Oh, that's a lot of blinking. You haven't heard of locked-in syndrome. It's fascinating stuff locked-in syndrome as a condition in which a patient is aware, but cannot move or communicate do to complete paralysis of nearly dead all voluntary muscles in the body except for blinking you are conscious insufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements, but that's all you can do. A lot like that sleep paralysis. Am I right? Behind my look at that terrified look in your eye. Isn't that precious? You see a number of things can cause locked-in syndrome poisoning traumatic brain injury medication overdose Strokes diseases of the circulatory system why there is even a case of a woman who checked into the ER and ended up with locked-in syndrome caused by excessive use of cocaine wage find with a cute trombosis riveting case. Actually. She ended up completely Frozen and could only communicate by movements with her eyes. But you haven't been doing any cocaine now. Have you? You know, you really should ask more questions before you let someone inject you with unknown substances. Even if I am wearing a lab coat, that doesn't make me automatically trustworthy. Oh, well, listen learn to the fact that there was no receptionist and you and I are alone in this building should have been a tip-off know. Well, it seems like that vecuronium bromide really did the trick and that right Mr. Blinker bulb. It's one of my favorites. It's used as part of general anesthesia to provide skeletal muscular relaxation during surgery or mechanical ventilation affects your greatest at about 4 minutes and last for up to an hour and by my calculation you're at Peak Effectiveness right about now. Oh, don't worry. You'll be getting another dose before this one wears off. I'm thinking you're really starting to panic aren't you? Lots of thoughts racing through your head about what I'm going to do to you while you lay there helpless science my good man. I'm like I said, you've come to the right place paralysis happens to be my specialty and it is very kind of you to volunteer participate in my extensive.
"two minute" Discussed on Rain DeGrey
"One of the primary objectives of the foreign policy of the United States is the creation of conditions in which we and other nations would be able to work out a way of life free from coercion. This was a fundamental issue in the war with Germany and Japan our victory was won over countries which sought to impose their will and their way of life upon other nations. At the present moment in world history nearly every nation must choose between alternative ways of life. The choice is too often. Not a free one one way of life is based upon the will of the majority and is distinguished by free institutions a representative government free elections guarantees of individual liberty freedom of speech and religion and freedom from political oppression. The second way of life is based upon the will of a minority forcibly imposed upon the majority. It relies upon Terror and oppression birth control, press and radio fixed elections and.
"two minute" Discussed on Mt. Rushmore Podcast
"That idea that this is your initial introduction into a band and it's something that's instead of like okay. Let's try and do something that's going to be and sort of really gets you know gets us out there. Let's do something. It's like a minute minute fifty six and just get in. Say what you need to say. Get out yeah just feels very a piece of the clash. Abandoned would later go on by the time you get to like Sandinista putting out three record albums and songs that are seven eight minutes long some of the dancy type soft. That's interesting it's about. You know certainly in their early years with the first album. Very much of the pop playbook or the PUCK PLAYBOOK. I should say You know a song that is very direct with its lyrics and I think it makes sense for a song. That's direct about what talking about to have. Obviously it's very much a three quarter type song and also to be sort of shortened in terms of the length of it All right that's it dude. Made a statement over blow to thrown down man cutting the fat the fat. Okay Winfield my second choice. I do like it. We're moving along moving along with this. Is going to be a quick episode. You guys. We'll put in. We'll put amusing and stuff out little fat and it is a song. Please please please let me get what I want. Okay by the Smith. Good Times for a chance to see the Lockhart Can make a good man turn his play when you're listening to know. Oh wow the size of the Sonnen loop in your car. Which hardwired to the song titled.
"two minute" Discussed on WTMJ 620
"A two minute my Taj here's a words to that of just bring the point will have no testimony today that ties president trump to a scheme to withhold aid from Ukraine in exchange for these investigations other than my own presumption which is nothing the president ever tell you I mean we heard about how it was their assumption there prisms and you were on that call and there was no you can't we impeach a president correct when you're presuming he's done something wrong pro quo crack correct no bribery correct no extortion correct and ambassador Volker I presume you got a read out of the call is that correct was there any reference to withholding aid no there was not any reference to bribery no that was not a reference to quid pro quo no there was not any reference to extortion no there was not and I presume you also got feedback from your Ukrainian counterparts as to how the call went did they mention the withholding of eight no they did not you had a meeting with the president I'd states can you believe that the policy is I mean do you get to the point now point correct no quid pro wide states ever say to you that he was not going to allow aid the United States to go to the Ukraine unless there were investigations into Parisina the bidens for the twenty sixteen election did the Ukrainians ever tell you that they understood that they would not get a meeting with the president I'd states a phone call with the press the nine states military aid or foreign aid from the United States unless they undertook investigations breeze month the bidens of the twenty sixteen elections no they did not know pretty much the best of older you just like took apart their entire case yes that's exactly what he did they're all witnesses destroyed their case don't you want to see that come full circle in the Senate look I know what's a waste of time look I understand that we are all tired of all of this but here's the thing if we don't put a stop to this now by allowing this to go to the Senate allowing all of this the these accusations baseless accusations to get a full shine in front of everybody but of all of the media in front of the American people that's what we need to do we need to just let all the evidence or lack of it in front of the American people and let the American people decide you know why because the independence you know they're they're the mushy middle the ones that are out there and they're not sure who they're going to vote for those are the ones that we really need to convince here's why you went to trial happen in the Senate you bring in witnesses you bring in hunter Biden you bring bring in Joe Biden you bring in whoever you want from the Obama administration do whatever you can do to improve Joe and hunter Biden corrupt because if the Senate can prove Joe and hunter Biden corrupt because clearly they are you prove that they're corrupt then it's proof that the president was made jet in asking Zelinsky to investigate corruption because if there is corruption going on in Ukraine Hey Joe Biden just happened to be the guy that was involved in that corruption along with his son hunter well then if they're going to get caught up in the crossfire in these investigations well they should have been doing what they were doing in the first place we all know that the bidens were corrupt as all get out and we also know that the Democrats have thought about nothing more than impeaching this president since the day he was selected a.
"two minute" Discussed on WGN Radio
"Awesome is this idea of scheduling one untouchable day per week so I I have found myself just totally at the mercy of my phone and the internet and cons interruptions so now John one day a week I schedule myself untouchable wasn't me there is no one knows ram I've got no confidence I will get internet access even my wife doesn't know and guess what so to get most of my writing done most of my creative ideas people as he might be sick all that's easy for you to say you know but I'm an emergency room nurse I can't do that what can you go on untouchable lunch there's a reason why you got a pack yourself in the five people in the camera and drive over to the the the subway together you can just leave your cell phone at your desk for an hour even taking an untouchable lunch is enough to give you a little bit of a mental release how many people have their cell phones on the table at restaurants exactly well we don't even give yourself a break on a date I gave a speech last night to a few hundred people I put I said put your hand up if you sleep within ten feet of yourself on every pretty much every hand in the run up and I said look if you had a bottle of wine before bed every night you woke up you drank a bottle of wine and a slap to the ball the one beside your bed what would we call you an alcoholic but the fact the world addicted to our phones doesn't seem to be alarming people but it should untouchable days are one of the little solutions the other one that was when you wake up in the morning don't wait for the phone plug it in the basement start your day we something called the two minute morning mind strengthening practice just on a cue card or a piece of paper write down every morning I will let go of I am grateful for and I will focus on do this again the first one is I will let go of it's a proxy for the Catholic confession chamber or a very very very cheap form of therapy if you write down and crystallize something you're anxious about when to stop beating myself up for that stupid thing I said or did or detailed the nasty email I sent at eleven PM last night the five pounds I gained over thanksgiving holidays the fact that I'm wondering if how my books gonna do compared another author I will I will so that's how I will well I will let go with number two I am grateful for our brains want to focus on negativity we have something in the middle of our brains called the amygdala it flashes flight or fight hormones at us all day that's what we'll rubber neck on the highway to see the traffic accident we don't want to look but we kinda do we crave negative news we have to practice our brains focusing on the positive write down a few things you are grateful for every morning they need to be specific don't just a family right down when my husband and told you put the toilet seat down but has to be specific and the third one is I will focus on everyone has an analyst could do and should do less just reading that one thing you actually will do takes away decision fatigue which is bringing us all down and into the night you just cross that one thing off in your days of feel like a flop sort of like the who was at the admiral who said they make ahead yeah exactly the purpose of making your bed of course it's just feel like you make your bed that you got something that rig the game so you can win it and then your mind will be strong all day that's why I had you come on because I think a lot of us go yeah there's anxiety and yeah we'll all be better versions of our self yours is specific you get very relatable very doable things that as you described to make me go he's right this would help we don't do this this two things that stood out in your book to me that you haven't mentioned yet we'll get to that now.
"two minute" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM
"Right as we continue with our pollsters John McLaughlin manpower so for a Republican to win the presidency it's always a got a thread the needle yes you start out the race will out New York New Jersey Illinois and California usually no shot whatsoever so Republican has to win because Virginia's kind of gone now because of all the DC swamp people moving into northern Virginia so they got together with North Carolina you got a win Ohio obviously Florida obviously then you got a win and pick off Michigan or Wisconsin of both Pennsylvania you know we could look at a state like Minnesota maybe Arizona then you've got Nevada that you got New Hampshire but it's always tough for a Republican Matt Terry yet is always top I wanna make it real quick come at first about this impeachment stuff I've thought about it over and over again I course I've been more the pessimist I said I think they're going to try to drag this out now they say now they're gonna vote Christmas not before when we talked about it before it was gonna be thanksgiving I think the Senate John to your point what also set a deadline is that we're not taking up anything past expat because at some point this becomes ridiculous we're in the middle of selecting a new president and they want to throw the current one out which is it becomes crazy at some point but that's just an observation as far as the individual states young comes very difficult but it's not impossible and I think what's going to change the dynamic here is one sentence meant is out of the way because the president is going to be found completely innocent if they have a trial or if they drop it will never take place I move on to other issues Indiana it's going to be so stark that you're gonna see states in our late twenties sing and play in here let John see what he is all right you get the last twenty seconds John truck the trump campaign we're gonna broaden the map and William will win more states than we did last time because this president against whatever Democrat did put out is going to be a loser because their gender is a loser for America so well the iris are out my my attitude is act like we're behind in the fourth quarter and it's the two minute drill that's how I think everyone has to treat this because there's so much at stake alright John McLaughlin and at tower a what we come back my my good friend Andy Peugeot from building homes for here is going to be with us and we'll get back to the phones of my boys can hold up straight ahead WZVN traffic check is sponsored by discover we are still watching back ups on the inner loop from exit eleven for under five towards liberty road the outer loop.
"two minute" Discussed on WTVN
"Center for engine Carlson is with us tonight. Jack give a story about shampoo and boom shampoo goes into the wars fourth of July celebration champ yes. it was like a really good hair salon like I am yeah anyway in a mother's warning others about leaving the shower product in their vehicle after her daughter came out to find her car was ruined by shampoo we were all just shocked the girl's mother Christine diverse Jay said to restrain her daughter were on injured but it would have been devastating from the glass itself of the incident that happened with her daughter was in the car turns out a bottle of dry shampoo was in the car. and it exploded. there is a sort of those many of the product was left in the car's middle console which was closed it was hot yesterday and the can exploded and blew the consul cover off its hinges shot through the sun roof wind went high up in the air that it landed about fifty feet away I want to remind you and your kids to heed those warnings on products you may be using please don't leave aerosol cans especially dry shampoo as this seems to be an issue with some brands in your car mom says science is real. did you see the pictures to Razi. you've solved through above this Jenn yeah if you got the dry shampoo explosion alert and now I will try. well that's the thing my husband works for a major salon here in town and they sell advise against this celebration of tail yeah and so they sent an alert how they handled every bodily say don't put this in your center contact way this reminds me of what we used to work at that other radio station all yes that other one and yes the I worked there and not that one but the one it was before the one of this now yeah when was. we had that this the sweetest lady the sweetest lady Donna all god bless star she was she was our office manager and she was like a house mother type like she I just lose just love her to pieces and I remember one day you talk crap about Donna I when I'm in there okay I would hit him for one day you know we're out at the at the center of our office which is this big kitchen yeah and it's you know it's five o'clock and she says goodbye everybody I don't know and she you off down the hall she goes in the door closes behind her. in two minutes late two minutes later the door opens up and she comes in and that. completely covered and I wasn't a camera so there's something diet coke the set your car there is a hundred twenty five degrees with the windows rolled up for nine hours. like I open the door six. and I think she was expecting sympathy but I was I just couldn't help me eight nine at times my favorite thing about my first thing about daughter was that she was convinced that a dead relative of hers had buried millions of dollars somewhere on their property now. he stills again right she was it was the there did they they're buried on the property or was like stuck in a wall. only convinced firmly convinced there was buried treasure somewhere on this person's. they led the they individually was it in the you know but but she was convinced that they that old uncle Morty at lived four billion dollars in gold doubloons somewhere this this story this story as well as confirmed this week that Jennifer Lopez and Shakira who apparently still around are going to be doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl next year they will be the headline is for the February second game at Miami's hard rock stadium as somebody who is not happy about it is twisted sister's Dee Snider said he is very upset he's not going to take it well you know no choice he's not going to take it he's not going to take it anymore anymore he says the NFL is for gotten heavy rock and metal music he says my point about this year's half time show isn't a slight on Shakira or J. lo it's frustration that week after week rock is the go to music during games but gets no respect when it comes to the Superbowl adding and I don't think I'm popular enough for that slot but maybe Metallica okay leaders we James has really. Snyder also found irony that JZ who consults the into films to rule have time runs a company called roc nation center so it's for halftime. ACDC guns and roses on the foo fighters well guess what it's going to be secure I think I think that they finally got something right in regards to a halftime shall we won't talk about that awful marine five incident. god awful but I think to celebrate the culture that is Miami yeah I think it's perfect previously the only one performers to take they have time stayed for Gloria Estefan in nineteen ninety two and nineteen ninety nine is poor nineteen that glory I just want to. fun and and re giggly when her about. the phrase. her our rock that place to do all right a break here for about of the our news we come back at least her thought was in the right place.