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Trevor Noah Doesn't Want To Hear Your Vaccine Excuses

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:23 min | 18 hrs ago

Trevor Noah Doesn't Want To Hear Your Vaccine Excuses

"Hundred thousand covert deaths a number that. Nobody wanted to see and as painful as that. Is you have to admit you have to admit it is nice to see. America's president actually take a moment just a moment to recognize the toll that corona virus has taken. I mean the only time the previous president showed any sadness was when he accidentally deleted fox news off of his. Dvr what a day for americans. What does that day. My sweet hannity has gone. The good news is that the number of new infections has plummeted in the last few weeks. But what's interesting is the number that they've plummeted to is where they were lost july. Which at the time. Everyone thought was so horrifying that the country immediately started locking down again. And this just goes to show you that your perspective can change based on where you're coming from. That's it's like. If i go to tech right now wolf i'd probably be like this is my life but if i went from being attacked by full wolves to one wolf. I'm probably be like what a relaxing way to stop the week. So look this is why it's so important to get people vaccinated as quickly as possible. And don't give me any excuses about how you're too busy or it's not convenient last weekend and nine hundred year old. Seattle woman walked six miles in the snow to keep her appointment because the roads hadn't been plowed. Which is incredible. Although if you believe people stories walking miles snow is what they do all the time. They love that shit but still if a nine year old woman can do it. You can do it too. I don't tell me but trevor. I'm not ninety years old too young to get the vaccine right now. That's also no excuse a strange story now. Showing the length to florida women were willing to go to to get the vaccine. They're caught dressing as granny's just so they can get the shot now. Here's the thing it worked for. The first time around officials say the women are thirty. Four and forty four years old so you can see one of the more abundant and long cardigan. Didn't make much of an effort to cover up a vaccinators thought. They looked funny so they were stopped before getting their shots. And that's when they found out both women had faked their birth dates. Now officials want to know how they were able to get away with getting the first shot. The women are not facing any charges but police did yell at them calling their actions selfish okay. This is outrageous. You call that dressing up as a granny. All that woman did was put on. Its own and that other. One didn't do anything to wig hunch over or even easier just download the facebook phone. I mean if you got that you're seventy five minimum. If you want to teach away to the vaccine you at least have to put in the work. No one would have booked charade. I'm pretty sure. Mrs doubtfire wouldn't have gotten the kids back if he's just showed up like hey. It's me mrs doubtfire nanny. How did they even think that they could pretend to be old women at that age. I mean personally. I blame porn. You know they start putting women in the category of twenty six. Of course we have unrealistic ideas of what granny's look like but what's crazy is they would have gotten away with it if the doctors hadn't gotten suspicious. Hey wait a minute. If you're a grandma how come you haven't tried to set me up with one of your grandkids yet.

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Fresh update on "trevor noah" discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:41 min | 18 hrs ago

Fresh update on "trevor noah" discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Part of a strategy aimed at getting a message in to the black community on friday black pastors from several boston churches received their first round of the madonna over nineteen vaccine also here to educate and reassure the minority community. The vaccines are safe. Reverend liz walker says she preaches about three things truth. Love and lowering anxiety. Her focus now is spreading the truth about the vaccine. Half her congregation says won't take it. Some believe god will save that. I always respond that. Yes you should put your trust in god but remember god uses doctors. That's right god uses doctors. I mean not all doctors. Dr phil is the devil's work but doctors will actually doctors. They're doing the lord's work and props to people like dr fauci for speaking to black churches and for not doing the thing that white people do when they visit a black church where they start talking like martin luther king junior and i can tell you that we the people will get to herd immunity. A man you can just use your normal voice. Oh thank god voice was killing me and if you ask me. Black church is the number one place to reach black people. I mean the only other place that would make sense is a vs on instagram. And a black barber shop. But that one wouldn't work because then they just get sidetracked debating. Which vaccine is the greatest of all time. Now men listen. Polio is the greatest vaccine of all. Time the hell it is man. What about mumps. mumps mums. bullshit into my shop. Look the point is encouraging vaccination through the church is a great idea. It's actually something that the daily show wants to get behind. Which is why. We asked pasta roy to help us out. Thank y'all for logging to the low at this morning. It has come to my attention that some of y'all are looking at the covid vaccine. The way jesus looked at jewish during the last supper suspicious understand that the medical community has done unholy things to black people. But i'm here to tell you to put your trust in the trinity of turner faster and johnson and johnson. Because if you get the roller jesus k. Put his hands on your he social distance it. So i want you to jesus and vaccine into your soul would listen to you shoulder. I.

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Ted Cruz's Post-Cancun Photo Op in Texas

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:13 min | 1 d ago

Ted Cruz's Post-Cancun Photo Op in Texas

"Texas a week after the state was battered by wind. Storms that took out the power grid. Nearly nine million. People still don't have clean water but don't worry. Help is on the way after getting blasted for flying to cancun when his own heat twins off. Ted cruz texas. Senator and disney prince before true. Love's kiss is now back in his home state doing literal minimum for the sake of the cameras. Ted cruz appeared back in front of the cameras now. He spent the weekend helping houston residents and first responders sir barbecue to firefighters and police officers also delivered safe drinking water to folks who need it. Sorry crews this is not gonna cut it. My man see this right here. This is the politician version of coming home with flowers. The day after valentine's day is not nothing. But you'll ask still sleeping on the couch and honestly i don't know why politicians try to pull off these. Lame photo ops. They basically just turn people who actually need real help into political props and they're photographer's probably just made worse. Yes yes that's fabulous dollar. Yes yes if more more like you don't have any food or water. But i don't have any food. Use that yes. He missed

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Fresh update on "trevor noah" discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:21 min | 18 hrs ago

Fresh update on "trevor noah" discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Hundred thousand covert deaths a number that. Nobody wanted to see and as painful as that. Is you have to admit you have to admit it is nice to see. America's president actually take a moment just a moment to recognize the toll that corona virus has taken. I mean the only time the previous president showed any sadness was when he accidentally deleted fox news off of his. Dvr what a day for americans. What does that day. My sweet hannity has gone. The good news is that the number of new infections has plummeted in the last few weeks. But what's interesting is the number that they've plummeted to is where they were lost july. Which at the time. Everyone thought was so horrifying that the country immediately started locking down again. And this just goes to show you that your perspective can change based on where you're coming from. That's it's like. If i go to tech right now wolf i'd probably be like this is my life but if i went from being attacked by full wolves to one wolf. I'm probably be like what a relaxing way to stop the week. So look this is why it's so important to get people vaccinated as quickly as possible. And don't give me any excuses about how you're too busy or it's not convenient last weekend and nine hundred year old. Seattle woman walked six miles in the snow to keep her appointment because the roads hadn't been plowed. Which is incredible. Although if you believe people stories walking miles snow is what they do all the time. They love that shit but still if a nine year old woman can do it. You can do it too. I don't tell me but trevor. I'm not ninety years old too young to get the vaccine right now. That's also no excuse a strange story now. Showing the length to florida women were willing to go to to get the vaccine. They're caught dressing as granny's just so they can get the shot now. Here's the thing it worked for. The first time around officials say the women are thirty. Four and forty four years old so you can see one of the more abundant and long cardigan. Didn't make much of an effort to cover up a vaccinators thought. They looked funny so they were stopped before getting their shots. And that's when they found out both women had faked their birth dates. Now officials want to know how they were able to get away with getting the first shot. The women are not facing any charges but police did yell at them calling their actions selfish okay. This is outrageous. You call that dressing up as a granny. All that woman did was put on. Its own and that other. One didn't do anything to wig hunch over or even easier just download the facebook phone. I mean if you got that you're seventy five minimum. If you want to teach away to the vaccine you at least have to put in the work. No one would have booked charade. I'm pretty sure. Mrs doubtfire wouldn't have gotten the kids back if he's just showed up like hey. It's me mrs doubtfire nanny. How did they even think that they could pretend to be old women at that age. I mean personally. I blame porn. You know they start putting women in the category of twenty six. Of course we have unrealistic ideas of what granny's look like but what's crazy is they would have gotten away with it if the doctors hadn't gotten suspicious. Hey wait a minute. If you're a grandma how come you haven't tried to set me up with one of your grandkids yet.

Strong, Black, and Hot Enough To Give You Second Degree Burns

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:39 min | 3 d ago

Strong, Black, and Hot Enough To Give You Second Degree Burns

"Lack women oprah beyond saying and all your favorite reaction means. I've heard people say they like their women like they like their coffee. Strong black hot enough to give you second degree burns. Careful what you wish for darius but the thing is not all black women are strong and even the ones that are strong aren't just that we doors open for us to especially with someone with biceps like michael jordan. Ads like michael jordan. Hare like michael b jordan but unfortunately a strong black woman stereotype is rained in american culture. It has a long history. About as old as morgan freeman and batty white combined now you may be wondering what is a strong black woman is the idea that black women are emotionally resilient naturally selfless to browns ask for help and can succeed with no resources so basically every care to play by viola davis. The irony is the strong black woman. Stereotype was started by black women to combat all the negative ones the in the aftermath of slavery there were really only to stereotypes of black women. You were either from sex temperatures jacksonville or a man who was just there to smother people in booze in response black suffragette mary. Church terrell point strong black woman motto listing as we climb and i get what she was going for butt lift as we climb even bodybuilders. Don't do both at the same time. You expect a black woman to do more than swertz nigger in his prime but overtime society shrank of black woman down to just her strikes and the popular conception now is that black women can bear and overcome any birth. We see all over our culture in movies like the color purple who my life. And how can we forget ghost. We're whoopi goldberg literally has to let a white man. U's her body to rub foreheads with his fiancee. Even when black women only have one line strong as hell move you will be moved. Damn at least let her say hello. Let's all say what's wrong with being perceived as strong. Isn't it a good thing. No not if black women destroy their mental and physical health trying to live up to it and not people think black women are so strong they make them do all the work on their own. Look stacey abrams. She helped democrats win georgia and before you knew it. Using active vaccine distribution the new york. Subway and kim and guy is marriage. The stereotype even reaches the doctor's office. Black women are less likely to be properly diagnosed. They have a much higher maternal mortality rate. And they're less likely to be believed about their symptoms and pay so a black woman basically has to be a doctor to know everything that's going on with her body and then convinced another doctor that that's what's happening. I was in. a car. Accident lacerations and internal bleeding a morphine drip and prep surgery stack. We'll get you a couple of bandaids. you'll be fine. What's so the next time you see a black woman struggling at work or trying to lift the box help her. Don't just stand there like you're about to see wonder woman in action in fact if you're in the new york area moving this week and i could use some help moving my couch because i'll be damned if i'm going to back lifting my own couch.

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Massachusetts will vaccinate companions who accompany older people to appointments

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:19 sec | 2 weeks ago

Massachusetts will vaccinate companions who accompany older people to appointments

"Starting today in massachusetts vaccine eligibility begins for friends and family members to accompany a person who is seventy five years of age or older to their vaccine appointment. Only one companion per person is allowed to sign up for this vaccine appointment at a mass vaccination site regardless of their age or

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Lye-poisoning attack in Florida shows cybersecurity gaps in water systems

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:55 sec | 2 weeks ago

Lye-poisoning attack in Florida shows cybersecurity gaps in water systems

"We all drink water every day but recently in florida someone tried to turn the water into a weapon. Natalie shocking case of computer hacking in pinellas county. Florida investigators are trying to hunt down. The person who tried to poison a public water supply remotely planned operator monitoring the water in tampa bay city of notice computer breaches starting at about eight. Am friday morning. The hacker was controlling the computer systems mouse and was able to increase the level of sodium. Hydroxide in the water supply from about one hundred parts per million to more than eleven thousand parts per million this is obviously a significant and potentially dangerous increase sodium hydroxide also known as li- is the main ingredient in liquid drain cleaners in large amounts sodium. Hydroxide can cause vomiting chest and abdominal pain. Fortunately a plant operator immediately reduced levels back to what was safe.

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Atlanta Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dangerously kooky. Apparently, that’s just what her voters want.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:45 min | 3 weeks ago

Atlanta Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dangerously kooky. Apparently, that’s just what her voters want.

"Meets module retailer green in congress. She represents georgia's fourteenth district right outside atlanta and in life. She represents some views right outside of reality. Marjorie taylor green. She won her house race for a district in northwest georgia. She has in the past promoted. That cunanan conspiracy theories q. Is a patriot. We know that for sure but we do not know who q. Is people believe that q is someone very close to president trump. according to him many in our government are actively worshiping satan or they call moloch. I mean is it going to be true that the child pedophilia and the elites in the washington. Dc is that what we're really going to see them out is it going to be satanic worship q. Was in the house of representatives Loops now marjorie taylor. Green is hardly the first member of congress to hold some out their beliefs. I mean ted cruz believes that bid as working for him but cunanan is not just extreme. It's usual people. How are you going to be in the government and believe that the government is full of satan worshipping sex predators. It must be exhausting to be walking around the halls of congress. Just constantly opening doors like ta. Now just a supply closet. Gotcha now just a copy room fire. Now that's my office man. I'm so lost and it's not just cunanan. In fact it seems like green has a conspiracy theory for every letter of the alphabet the trump backing republican embraces completely false in on conspiracy theories and in a newly uncovered video from twenty eighteen claimed former president obama is muslim. The clintons had jfk junior killed and even questioned whether a plane crashed into the pentagon on nine. Eleven it's odd. There's never any evidence sean. For a plane and the pentagon facebook posts have surfaced in which green called the deadly parkland high school suiting. Fake along with video showing her harassing parkland shooting survivor. David hogg red light gun laws that attack our second amendment right. How do you get avid gun. Owners and people that support the second amendment to give up their guns and go along with anti gun legislation. How do you do that. Maybe you accomplish that by performing mass shooting into a crowd that is very likely to be conservative. Is that what happened in las vegas. Have you seen the picture of ruth. Baiter gingrich walk into the airport. Butler hillary clinton so is interesting. So i do not believe that was ruth negga. I don't think so. I don't need wow okay. So our bg has body double. Hillary clinton has a body double one makes it sound like everyone has their own body double. I mean that's such a silly thing to believe you'll the weekend they're onto us get out of them and raw but the big question is how did osama bin karen get elected to congress in the first place well it turns out she was lucky to be one of nine republicans running for the seat. So everyone's attention was spread around instead of focused on her kind of like how. There are so many different kinds of oreo. Now that you hardly even notice that one of the flavors of human flesh and while some of the cuban on stuff did come out mostly what voters knew about her was that she was a hardcore trump supporter. And yet she sometimes sounded like a crazy person but only in a comforting familiar way. She's a former trough in gym owner. Who has a few roles editor father's construction company but really has no political background at all. America's the greatest country in the world. We need conservatives in washington that will keep it that way. The democrat party is no longer an american party. They are now the party of socialism. They wanna rip our borders wide open. They wanna kill babies up until birth. And maybe even afterwards i have a message for antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of northwest georgia god. Damn i'm no which house. I'm skipping on halloween. And by the way everyone's freaking out about greens cunanan on beliefs. But if you ask me. The scary cultures involved in is crawford's scientology jumping jacks but yes aside from the cul stuff a lot of greens. Beliefs are typical for today's republicans. But she also has a little extra something that makes the far right. Love her even more. It's racist

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China uses anal swabs to test for COVID-19

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:37 sec | Last month

China uses anal swabs to test for COVID-19

"Has begun carrying out anal swabs for covid in a controversial move that has received some pushback. Our hospital in beijing carried out the swabs when testing staff at a school while authorities in some hot spot areas may introduced the measure for people arriving from abroad. They've been doing blood. Serum tests to determine whether or not people have covered antibodies and in some places including a beijing hospital by carried out anal swabs with the idea being that the presence of the virus in excrement is a longer to detect than if you do say a mouth

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Grammy Awards postponed due to 'deteriorating' coronavirus situation in Los Angeles

KYW 24 Hour News

00:31 sec | Last month

Grammy Awards postponed due to 'deteriorating' coronavirus situation in Los Angeles

"Annual Grammy Awards have been postponed due to the Impact Cove it has had in Los Angeles, where the show is broadcast from Viacom. CBS, says the awards show originally set to take place on January. 31st will now be broadcast March 14th in a statement. The recording Academy says they reached the decision after having what they called thoughtful conversations with health experts scheduled performing artists and host Trevor Noah. California leads the U. S in total number of covert cases.

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Grammy Awards postponed due to Covid-19

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00:22 sec | Last month

Grammy Awards postponed due to Covid-19

"The 63rd annual Grammy Awards are now set for March. 14th. The new later date is due to the deteriorating covert situation in Los Angeles. Organizers say they decided to postpone the show after taking into account that hospital services in L. A are overwhelmed and icy user at capacity. The show was originally set to take place on January 31st at the Staples Center with Trevor Noah as the

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Grammy Awards postponed due to Covid-19

The Boxer Show

00:28 sec | Last month

Grammy Awards postponed due to Covid-19

"N the 2021 Grammys have been postponed due to coronavirus concerns. A new dates being considered for March Grammies had originally been set for the end of this month was safety restrictions to boob. This comes this covert case a surge in California. Bringing into question the Santa Monica based awards ceremony this year. Beyonce leads the pack with nine nominations, followed by Dua, Lipa, Taylor, Swift and Roddy Rich with six each. Trevor Noah was set to host the show, but it this plant's unclear if he'll remain in that

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Grammy Awards Moved To March 14 Amid Covid-19 Surge In Los Angeles

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00:37 sec | Last month

Grammy Awards Moved To March 14 Amid Covid-19 Surge In Los Angeles

"They were supposed to happen at the end of this month on january thirty first but they've now been pushed back to sunday. March fourteenth organizers of the award show said the delay is because los angeles where the live ceremony takes place is seeing a tremendous spike in covid nineteen cases so now that the grammys are moved to march. There are some questions about what the look like. It still hasn't been announced exactly where they'll be held or how but whatever happens. A lot of popular artists are set to be featured beyond say is nominated for the most awards this year with nine nods and comedian. Trevor noah from the daily show is scheduled to host the event. President trump

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The Grammy Awards are postponed until March as the virus rages in Los Angeles

NPR News Now

00:52 sec | Last month

The Grammy Awards are postponed until March as the virus rages in Los Angeles

"On january thirty first as originally planned because of concerns about the spread of corona virus. Npr's kelsey seo kaz. Reports at the ceremony is being postponed until mid-march the grammy awards usually take place at the staples center in los angeles but the la area is currently experiencing a significant increase in covid. nineteen infections. That is expected to worsen with that in mind. The recording academy the organization behind the grammys. The awards broadcast partner. Cbs and the events executive producer have decided to push off this year's awards to march fourteenth in a statement. They said they consulted with health experts. Musician slated to perform and the events host trevor noah. The ceremony had already been scaled back with limited or no audience. Honest as it soukous.

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Grammy Awards, slated for late January in Los Angeles, postponed to March due to coronavirus surge

AP News Radio

00:26 sec | Last month

Grammy Awards, slated for late January in Los Angeles, postponed to March due to coronavirus surge

"The corona virus pandemic has forced a delay for the Grammy awards marches are a lot of with the latest the recording academy will postpone the Grammy awards until March because of a surgeon coronavirus infections in Los Angeles the ceremony was supposed to be staged January thirty first at the staples center with Trevor Noah is host forty percent of the Copa nineteen deaths in California are in Los Angeles county Beyonce a leads the Grammy nominations with nine

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Meghan Markle, Prince Harry sign deal with Spotify to produce podcasts

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:21 min | 2 months ago

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry sign deal with Spotify to produce podcasts

"When prince harry and meghan markle quit the family business. A year ago many people wondered why they would leave an institution with such awesome wealth and prestige. But now it looks like they found something almost as good podcasting. Britain's prince harry and his wife meghan are becoming podcasters in an audio announcement. The couple said that they will host and produce podcasts for spotify in conjunction with their company arch. Well audio spotify says the couple's first podcast will be a holiday special this month featuring stories of hope and compassion to celebrate the new year. The first complete series is expected next. Year yoga's meghan. Markle has completely flipped the royal family on its head five years ago. They were like meghan. Markle is now. The duchess of sussex must be addressed as such. now they like prince. Harry is offering twenty percents of casper mattresses with promo code blue blog. Twenty twenty but still guys podcasting. I mean it's good to see that. Even though the left the royal family. Harry and meghan are carrying on the tradition of not having real jobs. Now i'm joking. No hate noise. I'm glad that harry's living his best life now and it's going to be so hilarious when he explains this to the queen. So what is it that you do exactly horie. What is it you do exactly grandma touche.

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Barack Obama clarifies his criticism of 'Defund the Police': 'Not the point I was making'

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

05:13 min | 2 months ago

Barack Obama clarifies his criticism of 'Defund the Police': 'Not the point I was making'

"Nothing made me more optimistic. During a very difficult year than the activism that we saw in the wake of george floyd memorial and black lives matter and i have consistently believed that their courage activism media savvy strategic resolve a far exceeds anything that i could have done their agent. I think has shifted the conversation in ways that i even imagined a couple of years ago so throughout this this slew of compliments i then said well what do you think about. Be particular slogan defunding. The police and i said well that particular slogan i think the concern is that there may be potential allies out there that you lose and issue always is. How do you get enough people to support your cause that you can actually institutionalize it and translated into laws rights and so forth or two or three brighter. Who i admire. Who wrote out obama's making an admission to chastised black lives matter and you go what hold on a second. I just spent the whole summer. Complementing remember what are you talking about the reason it caught attention. I suspect is there. Were some in the democratic party. Who suggested the reason we didn't do better in the congressional elections. This time was because of this phrase that people assumed that. Somehow i was making an argument that right. That's why we didn't get you know. A bigger democratic majority. That actually was not the point. i was making. I was making a very particular point around if we in fact want to translate the the the the very legitimate belief that how we do policing needs to change and that if there is for example a homeless guy ranting and railing in the middle of the street sending a mental health worker. Rather than an armed untrained. Police officer to deal with that person might be a better outcome for all of us and make us safer right that if we describe that to nudge us white folks. But let's say michelle's mom that makes sense to them but if we say defunding the police not just white folks but michelle's mom might say if i'm getting robbed who am i gonna call and is somebody gonna show up right so the issue here becomes at any given. How are we translating and using language not to make people more comfortable quote unquote right because that's always a strain and historically all the concern in these debates is also as often or are we just trying to make white people comfortable rather than speaking truth to power right. that's the framework. We tend to think about these things right yet. The issue to me is not making them comfortable. It is can we be precise with our language enough that people who might be persuaded around that particular issue to make a particular change that gets a particular result that we want. What's the best way for us to describe that and basically saying is we should workshop all of our slogans with michelle. That's what i that probably would be wise. It would probably work. But but i wanna go back to something you said earlier which i think is really important and i said this in the wake of of some criticism i said look. Part of this is also. Everybody has different roles to play an activist movement. Leader is is going to provide a prophetic voice and speak certain truths that somebody who is going to be elected into office will not be able to say i reread james. Baldwin's a fire next time this summer. How is it that something written fifty years ago fifty five year. Yeah yeah applies directly today. Despite everything that's happened to me that is as honest a portrayal of the the gaping wound of race in america.

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Rudy Giuliani Has Tested Positive For Covid, Trump Says

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:38 sec | 2 months ago

Rudy Giuliani Has Tested Positive For Covid, Trump Says

"Corona virus has again hit president trump's inner circle this time. It's his personal attorney rudy. Giuliani who was admitted yesterday to georgetown university medical center in washington rudy. Giuliani appeared on television sunday morning claiming president. Trump's fight to overturn. The election. results was making progress just hours later. The president revealed that giuliani tested positive for covid nineteen. He spoke in arizona georgia and michigan often without covering his face to do this. If you feel uncomfortable but would you be comfortable taking him. Ask also so people could hear you more clearly. Can't can you hear me now.

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Chinese Chang'e-5 Is Collecting Rocks From The Moon With Rocks

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:12 min | 3 months ago

Chinese Chang'e-5 Is Collecting Rocks From The Moon With Rocks

"Right now. Chinese robotic craft was collecting samples on the moon touchdown in an area where powell and even the sputnik missions have never ventured china. Space administration says for two days will drill. It will collect samples the goal to bring back about four pounds of dust of rock. And debris later this month and those samples amazingly will be the first road back to the earth and forty four years. It's been a while since we've done that. Lunar exploration wow. We haven't collected any moon rocks in forty four years. I'll bet that they've changed a lot since back. Then you know they've probably graduated moon. College met another moon rock and had some little moon of their own then. They started moon roof drinking and developed a problem gambling and then the one moon rock tells the other to get his goddamn act together and he's all like oh my god damn business anyway. It will be nice to catch up with those moon rocks and you got to admit this is pretty slick china to do this now. Just when everyone discovered that they lied about their numbers and the extent of the outbreak in wuhan. Excuse me china did you lie and try and hide cove when it started. Oh i would love to answer your questions but we have to go get on the move.

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Colorado student, scientist named Time's 'Kid of the Year'

AP News Radio

00:50 sec | 3 months ago

Colorado student, scientist named Time's 'Kid of the Year'

"A Colorado high school lives is time magazine's first ever kid of the year fifteen year old intentionally row I stem high school sophomore who lives in a Denver suburb was twelve when she came up with a simple test for blood levels in water later she developed an app that makes an early diagnosis of opioid addiction and another that help kids avoid becoming cyber bullies rouse says the time magazine kid of the year honor is a way to spur other kids our age to innovate innovation is an an option anymore and it's a necessity so we really need to bring up that group of students that innovation movement of youth looking to tackle the world's biggest problems right was selected out of more than five thousand Dominis in a process that included a finalist committee made up of children time for kids reporters and comedian Trevor Noah I'm timid wire

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:28 min | 1 year ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah Yours <music>. Thank you know our guest. Tonight is an iconic act and legend hit a talk about her brand new movie other hood. Angela Bassett is joining us. Everybody's excited first. Let's catch up on today's headlines Video Games. They used to be the consolation prize for not going doing so the problem but now thanks video games nerds can by the prom this morning sixteen year old Kyle Brigadier Store F- is waking up three million dollars richer after being named the first ever four night world the champion the Pennsylvania teen beating over forty million competitors from around the world to play a six game series on the World Cup stage who goes mom says her son has been playing video games since he was three years old and currently plays fortnight at night between eight and ten hours a day when I started playing my family was Kinda. They weren't to share about it by what I told him out. Eventually pay off for Newish. Did Hell paid off. This kid got three million a million dollars for being the best video game. This is going to change everything especially. How parents run their homes yeah because now parents are going to be dragging their kids inside the house like no role playing with your friends and getting exercise? You need to be practicing your head had shots young man mortgage isn't going to pay for itself and by the way by the way I've seen people online saying oh fortnight isn't a real sport. How can they get this much money? You need to calm down all right because what is a real sport anyway. You realize that in one a month in that same stadium is going to be people who are paid to hit a little ball at one another and make sex sounds okay. That's what they're going to be doing and then they play tennis afterwards like I mean every sport is a made up sports. God ever came. Donald Look I bestow upon you the sport of hockey for all people but mostly white people people and Keisu Ben. He's amazing all right moving on. We just had a beautiful summer weekend people everywhere. You were out enjoying their lives. You know going to the beach park that kind of stuff but president trump's spent the weekend doing what he loves best fighting with his enemies so let's check in and all the president's beefs in our recurring segments president trump come onto in beef. Did they hit tip back and if I give you could take this guy grabbed out of the punch him in the face I beef it is trump versus fronts. He may love the military parades and the loose views on monogamy but when it comes to French wine he likes to pair that with a side of beef president trump's at next target for tariffs may be French wine. The President says he's considering a new tax as a retaliatory measure France has just announced. A new tax on American tech companies like facebook and Google wrong wrong thing to do. They should not have done it so I may do that. I May I've always liked American wines better than French wines. Even though I don't drink wine just like the way they look. It's such a strange thing I don't drink wine and just like the way it looks Nami measuring trump ordering wine at a restaurant just like anything to drink sir. Yes bring me a bottle with your finest label. Perhaps something with a picture of a castle on we're celebrating obviously a dumb reasons to give for imposing tariffs on a country but if we're honest being honest we all judge wine based on how it looks when you go into a wine store. You have no idea what you're buying. No one's really thinking Oh twenty fourteen. There was a good year for German riesling. What you're really thinking is? What can I get for under twelve dollars? That looks like it's over twenty dollars so you think and trump wasn't just picking into national fights over the weekend. No no he was also picking fights closer to home and also about his home speaking of President Obama. President trump is blaming him for the inadequate air conditioning at the White House..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:15 min | 1 year ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"In New York. This is the daily show with Trevor Noah. Here's the. Coming up. Thank you. Our guest tonight is an Olympic champion and the greatest female skill of all time. Lindsey Vonn is joining us, everybody. Also onto my show. Why everyone is tweeting about Sudan. Your phone is making you grow haunts and Joe Biden says some of his best friends are racist. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Let's begin with an update on the growing tensions between the US and Iran, where things are growing only even more tensioning escalating crisis, American thirties. Now confirming a Ron shot down a US drone this morning saying it was flying in international airspace. Iran does not deny shooting down the US aircraft, but claims was in Iran and territorial airspace. This drone is one of America's most sophisticated unarmed. Surveillance aircraft. The commander of the revolutionary guard corps saying our borders are Redline any enemy that violates them will not return and will be destroyed. All man shit is getting heated. And once again, both sides, have their stories, Iran says they shut down the drone because it was flying over their country. But America says it wasn't flying over Iran. It was just flying very, very close. Yet. I'm not touching. You I'm not touching. I'm not touching. You I'm not touching mom. Iran hit me. Now I get where America's coming from because you see, here's a map of the region. Okay. And this is the border of Iran. The US says the drone was flying here in international airspace. And if that's true, then that's clearly an active aggression by Iran. So they'll just for context, the border of the United States is over here. Just gives it a bit more perspective. And by the way, I think it's funny how the media showing all those pictures of the drone and talking about its history. And how precious is almost like America has to do something because the drone left behind an entire drone family. Now that family is unmanned. It's a drone guys. It's a drone. You don't have to go to war over a drone and before you accuse me of being anti American, the commander in chief basically said the same thing today in a press conference. Yeah. And you know what? I agree with Trump. Yeah. Said it's. I don't think America should launch a full out war to avenge of flying roomba. All right. So let's move on to some domestic news, ROY Moore. You may remember him as the gun toting judge who was banned from the mall because he wouldn't stop hitting on teenagers. Well hide your kids, Alabama, because he's back controversial Alabama Republican, ROY Moore just announced he is going to make another run for the US Senate seat that he lost in that special election in two thousand seventeen. What are you going to do this? Well, I think I'll be make more. I would like to make more personal contact with people. You want to make more personal contact. Yeah. Right now, more cops across Alabama calling for back-up guys, ROY Moore's back, we need a former hot parameter around hot topic. Let's get wet. But as much as we make fun of him ROY Moore may have a chance right now. The polls put him at twenty seven percents. Now, obviously, he prefers the numbers to be ten years below that. But still, but still and speaking of do-overs, the some exciting news from the world events, attainments vendors endgame, coming out in theaters, again, in an attempt to get more people to buy more tickets, the movie is being re released featuring a new previously deleted.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:58 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"In New York. This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the. Thank you so much for two. People. Liquor. So our guest tonight is a phenomenal musician who you're going to love she has a brand new album called. 'cause I love you. Liz, oh is joining us. Everybody. Coming up on tonight's show on Becky, isn't even more trouble. As me to panic on Wall Street and Julian Assange is Wiki locked up. So let's catch up on today's headlines. When you think of Africa? What's the first thing that comes to mind, it's probably what Konda? Handsome talk show. Hosts why thank you. Ruthless dictators. Now, what kinda of the talk show hosts going anyway, thank God. But the dictators are on their way out breaking news in just the last few minutes word that the president of Sudan has stepped down the show ousted by the army is popular uprising. The only has dissolved together to cloud stage of emergency for three months after three decades in power, multiple sources telling us President, Omar al-bashir has resigned he is under house arrest. This is major news people Sudan's dictator of thirty years has been kicked out of power. Although I like how he saying he's stepping down. No, no, my friend live this week when thousands of people with guns come to your palace. You don't get to make it sound. Like, it was your decision to leave the mob is rushing the palace gates, and he comes up like before you guys say anything I want you to know that I have chosen to step down. Now. What would you? I'm going to say. And also just another thing. I don't think it's fair to give dictators house arrest. All right because if you seen this guy's house, right? Have you look at this? So he pillages the country to build a palace, and then the punishment is that he has to live in. That's not a rest, that's a station. That's what that is my opinion. They should give the Sudanese people that house, and then let the dictator living the rest of the country that he destroyed. That's what the punishment should be live in the palace. And you know, this is honestly one of my favorite parts of the story is that it was really the women of shoe done who driving the protest movement right people who. People calling them conductor, the queens, and I was thinking of how cool would it be if Sudan replaced this male dictator with the woman dictator? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not dictator. But yeah. So I will say this is an exciting time for the African continent. Right. You have the dictator of sedan who is out the dictator of Algiers was just opposed. And something tells me that guy scars not gonna make it to the end of the movie. I don't know why. But I gotta feeling I got a good feeling. Let's move on from international news to a story closer to home. Because while it time is up for African dictators. The college scam parents are just about to start doing this actress, Laurie Lachlan and her husband mocks mode. You newly could face up to forty years in prison in the college admissions scandal E news is also reporting that she thought prosecutors were bluffing about jail time. When she and her husband turned down the initial offer. You can't be serious. Becky turned down a plea.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:35 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the. Several shooting. The. I guess the night tonight. She's one of the stars on blackish and at fourteen one of the youngest movie producers in Hollywood here with her brand new movie little Marseille Martinus joining us. On tonight's show. The Trump administration is a threat to national security spring break has gone wild. And the rap song that's a little bit country. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. Jeff Bezos, two months ago, the Amazon CEO and shaved muppet revealed that his nude photos had been leaked to the National Enquirer. That's right. They somehow got pictures of his Amazon package. And now the big surprise is how they may have gotten them this morning and explosive new claim that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was targeted in an alleged phone hacking scheme conducted by Saudi Arabia visas launched his own private investigation in an effort to determine who leaked the intimate text messages and racy photos published in a bombshell National Enquirer story about.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:08 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the. Thank you. The show that's getting to it on your host trim. I'll guess tonight is a democratic congressman from Brooklyn. New York Representative Hakeem Jeffries is joining. So on tonight's show. Joe Biden may have lost the election. Why George Clooney is even more perfect and Trump is now at war with four Mexico's, but I that's catch up on today's headlines. El Chapo Guzman. The world's most notorious drug kingpin and Mexican baked potato prison may have put an end to his caught hell days. But now he's got a new career. That's even more fabulous. El Chapo is branching out the convicted drug kingpins name will now appear on a new line of clothing created by his wife, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman who wants ran a huge drug cartel in Mexico sign a contract granting the clothing company the right to use his name and signature on its pieces. The line is expected to launch the summer. That's right. I'll chop always starting clothing line. Which makes no sense. I wanna wear El Chapo jeans about as much as I want to smoke. Tommy, hilfiger crack stay in your lane. Also out of all the people why would a clothing brand wanna work with El Chapo, like I've never looked at him and thought style icon. Yeah. Although I do like the idea that I'll chop it was just going to use his drug ring know to bring all the clothes like he's gonna use drug meals as clothing imports as well. This going to be like, okay one, and you take this pair of large khakis and smuggled them in your ass. Okay. Then you drop them off at DJ max b like role.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:41 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the deal. Thank you. For too. Let's our guest tonight, the director of the Oscar nominated documentary, minding the gap being newest joining us everybody. Talking about also on the show tonight. America is in a national emergency colon cabinet has finally signed with the NFL, and the reason so many white people talking about empire. But I. Happy presidents day. Yeah. I'll be honest. This is another American holiday. I don't quite understand. Yeah. You pull the president out of the ground. And then if it sees its shadow, the six more weeks of democracy is do I have it. Right. So that the thing, and I know a lot of people today have work off. But we have the daily show couldn't take a break because there's so much news to talk about it. In fact, this too much news, thankfully, though, too much news is just the right amount of news for a segment, we call ain't nobody got time for that. Mike. Pence as vice president his most important job is to be so unlikable that congress never goes through with impeaching President Trump. But another part of his job is representing Trump to America's allies around the world, which sometimes gets a bit awkward in Germany today. Vice President Mike Pence found little agreement with this country's allies on many key issues in pants. I of the storm scolding Europe's top officials for sticking with the Iran nuclear deal and baiting US sanctions a chilly reception. From the moment he arrived here at the Munich security conference last night. President of the United cities of America President Donald Trump. Wow. Not a single person in that room. Clapped? He mentioned like even the crickets left. You're right. Hashtag not my president. That is the most awkward thing to happen to Mike Penn since he watched magic Mike by mistake. That's mother, I think they made their shirts disappear and to be fair that room probably does hate Donald Trump. But my Pence would be the worst hype man for anything like if you put him on stage with a super popular rap. It'll be like females in the crowd. If you're enjoying your evening, please make yourselves heard audibly at this time. Not a normal day. We could spend all our time talking about how this awkward silence was just another sign of the deteriorating relationship between the US and Europe. But there's no time for that. Because back in the states. This big news about another strained relationship. A new development in the wake of quarterback, Colin Kaepernick national anthem kneeling controversy, the sporting deals been reached between capper Nick and the NFL ever since he ignited a national debate about racial injustice and kneeling during the national anthem. Colin Kaepernick hasn't been able to job and put ball while Kemper Nick had gained. And that's new polishing coming face of Nike and targeted. President Trump an intense legal had been underway with Capri lawyers can fronting.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:01 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the deal. Thank you. Thank you. No, I would guess tonight is a writer and comedian in front of the show comedian from to queens, currently airing on HBO Phoebe Robinson is he everybody. I thought wakes I away to Oscar what it's like to work with Jessica Williams. Also on the show the governor of Judea joins a book club, the earth is a giant bug zapper and Senator Amy klobuchar throws her hat into the ring at one of her staffers. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. The Grammy awards. It's the night. When white Americans are reminded how much black people like to thank God. And last night's show wasn't no difference. Music's biggest night. The Grammy's wanna show? It was huge night. For women. Carney became the first solo female artist to win a Grammy. For best rap album for invasion of privacy took home the award for best rap song for his song. God's plan, but many viewers upset that his powerful speech appeared to be cut off Casey muss graves who took home the biggest award of the night album of the year also appeared to be cut off. Okay. Now, here's the thing. A lot of people were angry because people speeches were getting cut off. But the show was also four hours long. I understand that you winning an award and you wanna thank everybody. But we'll be watching this thing for hours. Okay. You gonna get cut off? You don't wanna get cut off give a quick speech. It's called the radio. Edit people should know this. People wing. This is the Grammys. Oh, I didn't expect to win. You wouldn't something in case was either you or one of four other people it's not like mega millions. You know, you have a chance cut the people up. Because people just go. Oh, michael. And and Anthony did I mention Michael. Yeah. You mentioned Mike Michael the first time, you don't it's like, it's like those people who wait in line at your potently. And then when they get to the front. You came in the door. You knew where you were going. What do we have just get into the thing? Just like burrito. Why Greis love Coa guac? Yes. This extra. It's fine done. Thank you going. Sit down. Shows up to a circumscription like, many scissors. He spent six hours getting into a dress. And you couldn't write down the name of your manager. Come on. Anyway, I enjoyed the Grammy's moving on every day. We're giving you remind of how fragile our planet is we don't know how much longer human life will be around. But the good news is we're not going to be the first to go. I know we talk a lot about the environment. But the world is truly under threat. Scientists say from a catastrophic collapse of nature's ecosystems now this is according to a new global scientific review of insects. This report published in the biological. Conservation journal finds the total massive insects around the world is falling two and a half percent every single year at that rate. Scientists say all insects could vanish within one hundred years now, this is one of those stories where someone has to tell you why it's bad because when you hear two point five percent of bugs of dying each year. Most people's reaction is can we do ten percents. That's why they have to use butterflies in the footage. Because if it was a wasp you'd be like, yeah. I don't care them go. But this is really bad when you consider the food chain. Right. We need insects because birds eat bugs and then cats birds, and then horses it casts..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:09 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah here's deal. Thank you. Two. Tonight. I guess a very funny comedian here to talk about his Netflix special Moammar is joining us everyone. It's going to be. Also, also on the show, the shutdown has been shut down and another one of President Trump's very fine. People turns out to be a bad on Brey. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. There were now only six hundred forty four days until the twenty twenty presidential election. And I'm nobody you guys. But I've already set my DVR. Yeah. I even added an extra five minutes in case it goes along. And this race was going to be pretty simple, right? It was going to be the best democrat running against Donald Trump. But now someone has thrown a Grundy wrench in the works. The twenty twenty presidential race right now getting bigger by the day possible new contender former Starbucks CEO Howard shows he says he's considering a run he would do as an independent taking about the president and the Democrats eating Democrats are protesting because they're worried Schultz could siphon votes from their nominee it help the president re election. I am seriously thinking of running for president I will run as a centrist independent outside of the two party system. Okay. I don't know this is planning on. But after hearing him speak. No, I need a coffee. This is. My plan to run for president. Also, he's announcement sounds like a really complicated. Starbucks order. Right. When he's like, a centrist independent like someone would offer that can I get a central independent of the two party system. No foam, no foam. So what would be Mr. pumpkin spice lots taking on an actual pumpkin spice. Which is pretty cool..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:00 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the deal. Two. Coming up. The of meet the press NBC Chuck Todd is joining us not everybody. Also on the show. Roy would union is gonna fix the NFL. And you'll find out why you should be very afraid of a man named lollipop, but first let's catch up on today's headlines. Venezuela. Venezuela. One South America's most affluent nation. It has recently descended into chaos and violence kind of like how best buy is usually a chill place. But then on black Friday, someone gets murdered over toaster. And that's not a joke, by the way. It's a true story. I'll miss Yongle Billy. But I told you that was my toast, anyway, Venezuelans have been taking to the streets to protest food shortages and collapsing economy with ten million percents inflation, the men responsible for this is Ben is weight as authoritarian leader, nNcholas Maduro, the people tried to vote him out last year, but he rigged election. And so now an opposition leader has stepped up to say Busta of island power struggle playing out in Venezuela opposition leader, one Guido swore himself in as president declaring the President Nicolas Maduro was unconstitutionally sworn in for a second term on a stage in downtown Caracas in front of a crowd of thirty five year old one we raised his right hand and administered his own oath of office. I swear to formally assume the powers of the national executive as the president in charge of Venezuela. This is pretty historic a thirty five year old just swore himself in as the new president of an Israeli. Yeah. The world. I self inauguration, very millennial very million. And not only ton of Venezuelan support one wide. Oh, he also has the support of major world leaders, including Trump Merckel Trudeau Theresa May Antoni the tiger. This is a big deal and now moving onto another foamy prosperous country. That is not falling into unrest, the United States. It is now day thirty four of the government shutdown the longest in American history and the effects continue to pile up a major border security conference has been cancelled flood recovery efforts have been stalled and the government is so broke. The secret service has now been replaced by mall cops and on top of all of that. President Trump state of the union address is officially cancelled overnight President Trump blinking in his state of the union staredown with Nancy Pelosi. The president writing a late night tweet. I will do the address when the shutdown is over. I am not looking for an alternative venue for the state of the union address because there is no venue that can compete with a history tradition and importance of the house chamber. Oh, look at that Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi facing off and Trump blinked first, which of course, we knew would happen because Nancy Pelosi does not blink. Personally, personally, I think promoting the state of the union will be good for Trump's approval rating because Americans are very supportive of him. Not speaking is the thing they join now for many people to shutdown still feels abstract, especially if you don't rely on government for systems, you know, people like what do I care? I'm flying first class. Well, enough along pilots flight attendants air, traffic controllers are expressing growing concern saying air safety is deteriorating by the day, the government shutdown drags on their unions issued a joint statement saying they can't even predict the point at which the entire system will break. Oh, hell, no. They can't predict when the system now.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:43 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's. Today. So I'm Trevor Noah, you guys are amazing coming out here. And thank you for tuning in our guest is it's roof comedian with an HBO special. Amanda seals joining us. Everybody. Only feel also I'll show tonight's the biggest Oscar snubs the sorriest Democrats and robots losing their jobs for a change. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Today is day. Thirty two of the longest government shutdown in American history federal workers are about to miss their second paycheck more and more TSA agents on showing up to work, and the government is so broke the statue of liberty had to get a temp job at quiz knows. But it looks like there may be some good news today because it looks like the shutdown maybe coming to an end breaking news to tell you about. There could be an end in sight to the partial government shutdown now in its thirty second day, the New York Times reporting this afternoon at the Senate will vote on Thursday on two separate bills that would end the shutdown immediately. When includes funding for the president's border wall. The second would extend funding agencies currently shutdown that funding through February aid. Congratulations, congress the first step to doing the minimum. Yeah. Product. The product. Look the truth is passing these bills still a long shot. But right now, I feel like everyone is so desperate. This counts. As good news. Which shouldn't you know? It's like if the doctor came out of the room and said, great news about your husband's Kansas surgery. I've made the first incision, and I'm almost ready to remove the sponge left inside in the last time. This is good. And the big plan is to poss- funding through February eighth. That's the weirdest thing of America's just going to re up the government for two weeks at it's like, it's a boost mobile plan. Yeah. This is my burner government. I don't like to get attached. In other news. This week is the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. It's an annual event will the world's leaders gathered to talk about the economy, and you know, the state of the world and in their downtime, they perform ritual sacrifices to the dock Lord Beth Mets what you guys think. Just binging borak horsemen is that what you're thinking luminosity people grow up, but this year this year the list of ten is much shorter. Because there's a lot going on in many developed countries. The United States isn't attending because of the shutdown fronts isn't attending because of their protests written isn't going because of Brexit. Putin isn't going because he's Bhuttan. At this point. The guest list is looking like the vita. Chris Brown's Oscar potty is like, oh, yeah. I don't know. Even even India isn't sending anyone which I'm sorry, each telling me, they said one person they've got a billion people in their country. Just like everyone Indians. Look we would have loved to come. But there there are billion things to do here. Okay. You go on without us. But you know, the African countries are still going, right? Yeah. They like finally Uganda's time too shy. We didn't invite you like it doesn't matter. We have to come in. Moving on now to Japan home of ninety three percents of the world's weird stuff. It turns out they have to dial. It back a little because it was getting too much even for them hotel in Japan says it is firing its robot employees. Did they do the hotel initially started using the robots try and maximize efficiency you might remember some of them were built to look like dinosaurs. But guests are apparently complaining the robots are just a nuisance. They say the gadgets wake people up in their rooms thinking they're asking a question when they're actually just snoring. They actually have raptor, robot bell, hops, and those didn't work so well, either humans had to come in and do that job and then to robot luggage carriers could only reach about twenty four of the one hundred rooms in the hotel, and they failed in rain or snow. It's crazy that this didn't work out. No because I don't know about you. But when I'm jetlagged off the fourteen hour flight, the Tokyo, the first thing I wanna do is argue about my Priceline reservation with a raptor. Yeah. I mean, that's that's a vacation in my right? Like, even if you were going to get dinosaurs that were robots to help people. Why would you choose wrapped up the useless at helping the reach the top floor in an.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:43 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's. Today. So I'm Trevor Noah, you guys are amazing coming out here. And thank you for tuning in our guest is it's roof comedian with an HBO special. Amanda seals joining us. Everybody. Only feel also I'll show tonight's the biggest Oscar snubs the sorriest Democrats and robots losing their jobs for a change. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Today is day. Thirty two of the longest government shutdown in American history federal workers are about to miss their second paycheck more and more TSA agents on showing up to work, and the government is so broke the statue of liberty had to get a temp job at quiz knows. But it looks like there may be some good news today because it looks like the shutdown maybe coming to an end breaking news to tell you about. There could be an end in sight to the partial government shutdown now in its thirty second day, the New York Times reporting this afternoon at the Senate will vote on Thursday on two separate bills that would end the shutdown immediately. When includes funding for the president's border wall. The second would extend funding agencies currently shutdown that funding through February aid. Congratulations, congress the first step to doing the minimum. Yeah. Product. The product. Look the truth is passing these bills still a long shot. But right now, I feel like everyone is so desperate. This counts. As good news. Which shouldn't you know? It's like if the doctor came out of the room and said, great news about your husband's Kansas surgery. I've made the first incision, and I'm almost ready to remove the sponge left inside in the last time. This is good. And the big plan is to poss- funding through February eighth. That's the weirdest thing of America's just going to re up the government for two weeks at it's like, it's a boost mobile plan. Yeah. This is my burner government. I don't like to get attached. In other news. This week is the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. It's an annual event will the world's leaders gathered to talk about the economy, and you know, the state of the world and in their downtime, they perform ritual sacrifices to the dock Lord Beth Mets what you guys think. Just binging borak horsemen is that what you're thinking luminosity people grow up, but this year this year the list of ten is much shorter. Because there's a lot going on in many developed countries. The United States isn't attending because of the shutdown fronts isn't attending because of their protests written isn't going because of Brexit. Putin isn't going because he's Bhuttan. At this point. The guest list is looking like the vita. Chris Brown's Oscar potty is like, oh, yeah. I don't know. Even even India isn't sending anyone which I'm sorry, each telling me, they said one person they've got a billion people in their country. Just like everyone Indians. Look we would have loved to come. But there there are billion things to do here. Okay. You go on without us. But you know, the African countries are still going, right? Yeah. They like finally Uganda's time too shy. We didn't invite you like it doesn't matter. We have to come in. Moving on now to Japan home of ninety three percents of the world's weird stuff. It turns out they have to dial. It back a little because it was getting too much even for them hotel in Japan says it is firing its robot employees. Did they do the hotel initially started using the robots try and maximize efficiency you might remember some of them were built to look like dinosaurs. But guests are apparently complaining the robots are just a nuisance. They say the gadgets wake people up in their rooms thinking they're asking a question when they're actually just snoring. They actually have raptor, robot bell, hops, and those didn't work so well, either humans had to come in and do that job and then to robot luggage carriers could only reach about twenty four of the one hundred rooms in the hotel, and they failed in rain or snow. It's crazy that this didn't work out. No because I don't know about you. But when I'm jetlagged off the fourteen hour flight, the Tokyo, the first thing I wanna do is argue about my Priceline reservation with a raptor. Yeah. I mean, that's that's a vacation in my right? Like, even if you were going to get dinosaurs that were robots to help people. Why would you choose wrapped up the useless at helping the reach the top floor in an.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:53 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"But I will say this. If the government shutdown means that Trump gets each each book as every night, then this thing is going to last forever. Buckle up, folks. All right. Let's move on to our main story. Racism, as we all know it died for good the night. Barack Obama was elected president. But a strange thing happened this week. We learned that racism may be coming back to life. And it turns out it's already in the house house. Republican leaders came down hard on one of their own last night. I awoke congressman Steve king was stripped of his committee assignments less than a week after making come into the New York Times that was widely seen as racist decision was made by house GOP leader Kevin McCarthy and other top Republicans. These are not the first time. We've heard these comments. That is not the party of Lincoln, definitely not America. He ought to resign and move on. And what someone else who represents American values. Take your seat. One Republican who did not weigh in was President Trump. I I haven't been following. I really haven't for. You haven't been following it. What else are you doing? I'm extremely busy. Folks. Do you think a name like Jeff bozo? Just comes out of nowhere genius that takes time. But this is a big deal. The Republican party has punished one of its own for making racist comments. And if you haven't been keeping up with the story, what happened is in an interview with the New York Times. Steve king, basically said that he doesn't think there's anything wrong with being a white supremacist now that feels like a pretty racist things to say, which makes it even more surprising that Trump isn't following this. I mean, you'd think of algorithm or something would have recommended by. Now, we like if you like Charlottesville, you'll love Steve king. But as damning as king's comments sounds most people he's claiming that it's not what he said. It's just how we heard it's the New York Times suggesting that I'm an advocate for white nationalism and white supremacy. I wanna make one thing abundantly clear. I reject those labels and the evil ideology that they define. Okay. So Steve king went from saying those terms. Not offensive to them rejecting them and calling them evil. I haven't seen a turnaround that drastic since the movie Titanic. Remember with iceberg started off as a good guy. And then out of nowhere just thought of killing. Everybody has like what the hell iceberg. So as it stands Steve king said a thing that's really racist. But he claims that he isn't racist at all. So which is as you racist or not, well, I think this sounds like a job for Trevor Noah racism detective. Oh, hello. It's still me. Trevor Noah racism detective, you can tell them real detective because I'm wearing funny hats, and I have a magnifying glass for like burning answer. Whatever people use that phone. So now that I have all my guess time to investigate whether congressman Steve king is actually a racist. And he has first clue clip of Steve king in two thousand thirteen saying disparaging things about Mexican immigrants. They aren't all of aladic Tories. They weren't all brought in by their parents for everyone who's valedictorian. There's another hundred out there that they way one hundred and thirty pounds and they've got calves asides cantaloupes because they're all seventy five pounds of marijuana across the desert. Okay. That that's like the weirdest. Math problem. I've ever heard. If Jose is one hundred thirty pounds and he's holding seventy five pounds of marijuana. His cubs would be the size of what fruits. But the weirdest part of this one is that king isn't even working existing stereotypes..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:13 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"World news headquarters in New York. This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's a. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you, come out to take a seat sake scene. I am Trevor Noah so good to have you here. My guest tonight. My guest tonight is an author a really fantastic. The her name is eve Ewing given. She has she has a new book out which discusses the impact of race on public schools. Fascinating discussion. We're talking about that later, but first let's catch up on today's headlines. High end fashion has always been about making statements and now thanks to produce that statement can be oh product is under fire after the high end fashion house displayed and sold items that some called racially insensitive product calls them pot Amelia, quote, new family of mysterious creatures. But tonight there is backlash over a monkey like character with lips it. Some appalling racist store in New York City, SoHo neighborhood, remove the characters from the window and lowered the blinds. In a statement, the company writes in part, eight of horse racist. Imagery, proud Amelia are fancy charms not intended to have any reference to the real world, and certainly not black phase. I know the devil wears Prada. But I didn't realize he was also the head of marketing. Like, this is how you know. There's no black people working at Prada because you're if you just had one black person in management. They would have been like guys guys guys guys guys, and this is a win one because those things obviously racist, but at the same time that tiny adorable. It's like Jeff Sessions all over again. Moving on Russia has just found something new to meddle in in Russia. A rap battle is brewing in one corner of the president of Russia, Vladimir Putin and in the other the nation's hip hop artists. The Russian president is weighing in on official efforts to track down on rap music. He said Saturday, it is an important part of pop culture. But he also said it needed to be guided by the state, okay? No, no, no, no, no yet. And yet and yet and yet and yet yet no government should be in charge of rap especially on a government run by Vladimir Putin. You're gonna have the first person to lose a rap battle by poisoning. What are you doing? And you guys might think I'm judging Putin prematurely. But I don't think he should be in charge of running rep because there's actual footage of Putin at a rap concert. And I'm not sure that he is a fan. What? To be of civil. That'd be the same..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:59 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Company Federal's world news headquarters in New York. This is the daily show with Trevor Noah ears. He doesn't like this is great. Tonight. We have to amazing guests joining us on the show. I renowned journalist would is he everybody. And then singer and actor Jim now Manet is going to be. For that. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. As you may know Kevin hawk stepped down from hosting the Oscars lost week. Although I don't know how you step down from anything when you his heights. Now, the Oscars are trying to find a host who has no history of offensive tweets, which means nobody the Oscars may go without a host published reports say the academy's considering scrapping the gig after Kevin Hart step down the kademi held a board meeting last night. But so far no official word on the host position the Oscars have gone host Louis before but not since nineteen eighty eight. The Oscars will have no host. But who will introduce the person who introduces the presents who introduces the nominees who will tell me that Amy Adams is in the audience know. Seriously. Sometimes I don't get the Oscars. It's like why does America celebrate the best movies with the worst TV show to get it? If you ask me, they should use this opportunity to revamp the entire show. Yeah. Don't have a host. In fact, don't even have a presenter for the awards. Right. The people in each category should have to announce who gets their award. Then we really get to see best actor. Yeah. To someone else. The winner is. Oh, hell. Yeah. And also and also they should change the in memoriam segment instead of showing the people who died last year, they should show the people who they think are going to die next. Then you can enjoy the applause now. We'll be on the Holland tunnel right here in New York City. It's one of the most frustrating tunnels to drive through. But not everyone hates it for the same reason. The jersey man is taking on the port authority. He is not happy with how they've deck the halls at the Holland tunnel. And he wants the decorations to be changed on the New Jersey side of the Holland tunnel. Arief covers the oh in Holland perfectly. This time of year like it was designed for that spot. Another reef covers the you in.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:43 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"I'm Debbie like news. Trevor Noah, our guest tonight is a professor of journalism at NYU Jay rose in his here. As you can see this is day three of Trevor being unable to speak the doctor ordered him to rest his vocal cords. So congratulations society you silenced. Another black, man. But he is still sitting here using talking app on his phone say something Trevor for quality assurance purposes. This show may be recorded. Nice now, let's catch up on today's headlines. For months now, the US and China have been in a trade war, which lets me on us. It's the most boring kind of war. There is intil now. Breaking news new riff, potentially between the United States and China after an executive for Chinese Chatchai wall way was arrested in Canada mung one jobless for name. She's a daughter of Weiwei's founder, she may be sent to the US to face reported charges of trying to evade you a sanctions on Iran. Chinese officials are calling on Canada to release her. Did you get the US and Canada just arrested? The daughter of one of China's most powerful families they are going full game of thrones on this trade war. How do you think President Trump would like it if China for one of his kids in prison which kid yet? Good point. Also if you have to get arrested tried to do it in Canada. They don't even do good cop bad cop. It's just good cop even nicer cop. Moving on breaking news from President Trump's New Jersey golf club. Where he we just found out that his housekeeper is illegal immigrant. I guess Trump told us he build a wall. But he never said, there'd be a service entrance. Victorino? Morales says it her job included making Trump's bed cleaning his toilet and ironing his boxer shorts. God talk about jobs Americans. Don't want to do. And Trump now says it because the housekeeper doesn't have legal paper. She'll be terminated which I I'm really surprised about. Usually if you're a woman in Trump's bedroom. The only document you need is an NDA. Finally, some news from the world of entertainment big announcement from Justin Timberlake, the singer says he's postponing his remaining concert dates December. He told Instagram followers that his doctors want him to continue to rest his voice. He's been pushing back show since October for bruise vocal.

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"trevor noah" Discussed on Kickass News

Kickass News

02:49 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on Kickass News

"Humor to fight oppression. The power of language to break down social barriers and why he believes that hateful words aren't nearly as important as addressing the hate itself. He discusses how the 2016 election changed and in some ways bolstered his own vision for the daily show, why the current president reminds them of certain African dictators and how he decipher is what's news, and what's nonsense in the age of Trump. Plus, he talks about his interview with President Barack Obama whether he'd be down to give an equal time interview to Donald Trump and the question that he'd most like to ask the forty fifth president coming up with the daily shows Trevor Noah in just a moment. Trevor Noah's the host of the daily show on comedy central. But now he's stepping out from behind the desk for his new Netflix comedy special. Trevor Noah son of Patricia Trevor Noah, thanks for joining me. Thank you for having me on well, the title son of Patricia is a reference to your mom who you also talked a lot about in your previous memoir, you call her at the most gangster human being you'll ever meet in your life. Tell us a little about Patricia. Well, my mom is one of those women who, you know, forged his own path raised me as a single mom lived in a country where she was oppressed, not just because of her agenda, but also because of her race, and she just she never let anybody stop her standing away, you know, and what was always fun about living with my mom and growing with her is that she's a wild crazy person who is focused and driven at the same time. And his like the biggest reason that. I am where I am today. So you know, what was what was really fun is. I guess in life is growing and starting to realize that your parents who crazy at some age, you I think you you become more and more like them or you start you start to understand them, the older, you get, you know. So that's that's the journey that I've been on with my mom. So so that's that's why I refer to the way. I do you talked a lot about her in your memoir born a crime for anyone who might not understand talk about what that means to be born a crime. Well, I was I was born in in in apartheid, South Africa. You know, when I was born it was illegal for people of different races to to mingle you once allowed to have sexual intercourse. You couldn't be married. You couldn't live in the same neighborhood, the same houses, and my mother's a black woman cost a woman from South Africa, my father, Swiss and white, man. And so they got together..

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"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:12 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"World news headquarters in New York. This is the daily show with Trevor Noah ears. Thank you. Yes. You're going to talk about his new album poison rapper and businessmen New York's very old Swiss beats everybody. And I'm really excited because I'm huff Swiss but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. If you watched President Trump's crazy press conference yesterday, I'm sorry. And you probably know by now that he got into big arguments with CNN reporter Jim Acosta, which happens all the time. Right. They like the fifty cents jar rule of politics. But what's new is that after the press conference, the White House band Jim Acosta from the pressroom because they say that he assaulted the intern who try to take his microphone away from him. Yeah. And this White House does not tolerate grabbing women by the arm. It's only only okay to grab them by the pussy like gentlemen. And the problem. The problem with the White House explanation is that everybody saw that cost. The did not assault the intern. So the White House had to get a little creative with the evidence. A White House aide tried to grab the microphone in a cost appear to brush her arm. Sarah, Huckabee Sanders tweeted out a different video one that was sent out by Infowars which is a far right conspiracy. During website that has been known to push far right extremist propaganda. And this video was edited. It was sped up and heavily manipulated to. That's right. Donald Trump used a sped up video from info wars the conspiracy website run by Alex Jones. Now, just for context they've been banned by Twitter YouTube and Spotify and every of the website, but the White House is like we got you man, we got. And yeah, the fact that Trump is now using -ducted footage to prove something that everyone knows lie is deeply disturbing. But also is just lazy. All right. If you're gonna use a fake video he's a fake video. This you go all the way do something like this. Yeah. That totally happened. Moving on. This morning. We got some disconcerting news about supreme court. Justice Ruth, beta Ginsburg, she's recovering right now in the hospital after she fell in her office and broke three ribs. Now. Of course, we want to give our best wishes to Justice Ginsburg. She seems so much throughout her life. The rise of Nazism the fight for civil rights, and that's just been the past six months. You know, the worst thing is if you'd asked me which to court Justice, I thought it would have fallen down at work. I would have picked drinking drunk over here. Not the fitness Queen. Well. Speaking of getting hurt spanking is back in the news. And it turns out it does hurt them more than it hurts you the countries leading pediatricians are speaking out against spanking. The American Academy of pediatrics is calling for a ban on corporal punishment. Doctors say spanking is ineffective and may affect a child's brain development. Instead doctors suggest parents use other methods of discipline like rewarding positive behavior and setting limits. Okay. Look, I'm not saying that their rights or wrong, but I got spanked as a child and it didn't affect my brain. But by then. But whatever I mean, maybe it's good to stop spanking. I'm just worried about the future of SM because you realize people turn their childhood punishments into their sexual fantasies. Right. That's the thing. People do. So if we stop spanking then in twenty years, what's that gonna be like you're gonna see people in the bedroom? Like, I've been so bad. You're going to have to take away. My ipad for two. All right. Let's move on main story..

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