35 Burst results for "Trevor Noah"

Another Conservative Radio Host Who Opposed Vaccines Dies of COVID

Mike Gallagher Podcast

00:46 sec | 2 months ago

Another Conservative Radio Host Who Opposed Vaccines Dies of COVID

"Don't wanna get the virus. I admit it see another conservative radio host. This week died in the last like five weeks. The left is joking that these conservative radio hosts were dropping like flies. Well you know you can laugh about it. This is a life or death thing and there are people who of course are dying from corona virus. There are people who are vaccinated. Who have died of corona virus. I know i know the vaccine isn't perfect. What are we supposed to do. These are questions that are reasonable. These are fair perhaps trevor. Trevor noah is right. We should have more patients for everybody who is vaccine hesitant.

Trevor Noah Trevor
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:30 min | 3 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"People say awful horrendous things about other american citizens and at the same time you're watching a man on a segway try to drive up and overthrow the strongest government on earth can it. Can i ask you some questions. Are you afraid you run out of batteries for the last end you'll be boarded. Good luck i hope. You don't run into bumpy terrain or stairs. It's ridiculous and it's it's sad and it's both of those things that i felt like all throughout the day you're constantly confronted with this of it being the worst day and also the most ridiculous day at the same time. Yeah you had you had that tragedy of your drive out. I had to sit behind these two white women drinking rosaiah on the trained in front of me and they were actually took part the interaction they had other magyar on. They're actually having conversation about. Can you believe the crime in the cities. These days like you committed the crime. You went to the city every part of the crime and now you're like look at those people in cities democrats minorities commit. Lots of your did you. They got off in wilmington delaware. If you wanna find to susan patty in wilmington thank you so much. Sure there listening right now after the break. I wanna talk with you all about some of the more interesting characters over at the time that you've gone into the magazine. This is beyond the scenes. We'll be right support for the daily show with. Trevor noah comes from mayo me wines from diverse micro climates to rocky soils ocean air.

rosaiah susan patty wilmington delaware Trevor noah mayo rocky soils ocean
Trevor Noah Chit Chats with Barack 'O'Bizzle' Obama

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:27 min | 4 months ago

Trevor Noah Chit Chats with Barack 'O'Bizzle' Obama

"Are you gonna fill the bust of me or like. Because i don't have all the time you want me to very good at length. So is this like a roundabout way of saying you. Just want me to give short Pity any questions. You want me to speed up. You're gonna talk fast or no. No no no please. Mr president i will not i will not purposely filibuster but sometimes i will have applause as i'm formulating my thoughts as you well know l. Michelle has been speeding up my auto my audio book. So you know. I guess you can press a button so it played by one point five one and a half where you are one and a half guy you one and a half was a little offended by that. But that's okay that's fine. It does doesn't communicate the depth of feeling with which. I'm doing the reading but it's okay. How do you like being referred to just as a human being. Do you like mr president. People call me barack but then sometimes some folks feel awkward. Doing it obviously my. That's what my friends call me. So i consider you a friend but you may feel so no no no the people the people will feel like like even africans will. They'll write me letters saying how dare you. This is my for to get you in trouble. So you can say mr president. It makes sense you can call me. Porous my favorite one was abysmal. That was my favorite. Please call me that

MR Michelle Barack
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:16 min | 5 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Is so great to be with all of you. This is incredible. This is absolutely amazing because it means we did it we lived. I'm alive thing. I didn't think i'd make it. I didn't even get cold. But i'm just not to survivor. That's the how anybody i know would describe me. I'll even tell you what a year before the pandemic right fully. Before the pay. I was walking in. New york is looking at the sky. Love my life looking up being happy. And i stepped off her. That's all that's happened so far. I stepped off the curb. And i stepped off. A bird is not a dead bird. Okay this bart was also walk around. Pay attention loved his life. We just collided with nature humanity at once and so i stepped all the bird. The bird and i freaked out and the bird. And i made the same noise that is not so by that survives global pandemic if you can match the pitch of a pigeon out of fear the no no one is checking for you in the max movie. You died in the first five seconds in that montage about what went wrong with the world as you at a bird like how it ends. This is insane. Global pandemic last year was crazy because it was the first thing that ever happened. That happened to everybody. That's while that even happened in the world wars and they're named after the world you know there were some coaches like this. Y'all seem to be working out over there slowly become a little. We don't need to be dusted up to mass. Some people thought it was the end of the world. Which is why. I'm pretty sure that in all that. Chaos all that uncertainty in all that fear somebody somewhere definitely eight a person

New york a year before
We Did It, We Survived

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:16 min | 5 months ago

We Did It, We Survived

"Is so great to be with all of you. This is incredible. This is absolutely amazing because it means we did it we lived. I'm alive thing. I didn't think i'd make it. I didn't even get cold. But i'm just not to survivor. That's the how anybody i know would describe me. I'll even tell you what a year before the pandemic right fully. Before the pay. I was walking in. New york is looking at the sky. Love my life looking up being happy. And i stepped off her. That's all that's happened so far. I stepped off the curb. And i stepped off. A bird is not a dead bird. Okay this bart was also walk around. Pay attention loved his life. We just collided with nature humanity at once and so i stepped all the bird. The bird and i freaked out and the bird. And i made the same noise that is not so by that survives global pandemic if you can match the pitch of a pigeon out of fear the no no one is checking for you in the max movie. You died in the first five seconds in that montage about what went wrong with the world as you at a bird like how it ends. This is insane. Global pandemic last year was crazy because it was the first thing that ever happened. That happened to everybody. That's while that even happened in the world wars and they're named after the world you know there were some coaches like this. Y'all seem to be working out over there slowly become a little. We don't need to be dusted up to mass. Some people thought it was the end of the world. Which is why. I'm pretty sure that in all that. Chaos all that uncertainty in all that fear somebody somewhere definitely eight a person

New York
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

05:58 min | 5 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"To watch the daily show every day thinking that oh old. Black people are suffering every day. And there's no other existence for a black person illman. Black people have had to exist in a world where there is the paradox of their oppression and also the resilience of the joy. And so i've existed like that for a long time you have existed like that for a long time. My family family's existed. My people have existed like that. And so jen and i always laugh when she waste says jewish people have also existed like that no jewish people for a long time of existed in world where there was a constant threat to them as a people but then they found themselves in huma as well and that is a paradox. And that's when we both enjoy and so we're constantly creating within that realm. We're going yeah. This is terrifying. Yeah this is. Gary this is funny. This is serious. This is whatever trying to make a great show a show that i think speaks to the complexities of us as human beings and also engages in those some complexity in our audience. Because i don't want anybody to be one thing. I don't want you to be only about politics. In washington dc. I don't want you to be only about issues. I don't want you to be only about jokes. No one person should be only about anything. Let's laugh let's be serious that's cry. Let's think that's enjoy that's be and then we're trying to use comedy as the tool to keep people lifted up because i don't want you to watch the show and get depressed. I think there's more than enough depressing stuff in the world. But but like any compensation like you and i as if we talk the whole time you know we can have. We can have serious conversations that get deep and they can get hard and but man that loft that lifts you out of it afterwards. You know that's the pressure release every single time. and so. that's that's what i don't take for. Granted is is is the power of a loft to remind you of the place that you wish to be and and and so. That's what the room is with the rights with the team and so whether it's on the technical side whether it's on the creative side with its on the producing side. I'm always relying on people to help me. Keep the thing moving forward because i cannot be everywhere at all times and so i have to make sure that i have people who i trust to do the job better than i would. I don't have my glasses but check this out in twenty twenty the daily show with trevor noah was nominated for six nominations tying the franchise record for most nominations than a year. The most since you've become host in addition to the outstanding writer for variety series and outstanding director for a variety series. Nominations marked the first time. The show has received these nights under your leadership. You want a stick around and in fact. This is amazing. It really is amazing. But i but i i Am an everybody else on the back in the team you know but with their consent of course yes. I told the team from day one. I said look. This is going to be a lot of this. Process would feels like we grinding. In the doc. I put my team on the back from the rights to the producers to everybody who makes the show ever puts this show together. I pat them on the back. Because i go guys. Our number one award is the people who watch the show. Please don't ever forget that. I don't want us to be a critical darling and not connect with the person who's a who's on the streets you know when i'm walking down the streets. Everyone from like a woman who's driving a ups van to some guy on the subway to someone who's driving bmw. They'll say hey. I watch the daily show. Thank you for that. That was my segment. I enjoyed that moment. Thank you for doing that with its kids. Were twelve years old. They grandparents will sixty. I've had those people say. Oh thank you for what you're doing on the daily show. I appreciate that moment. i appreciate it. What you said about the asian community. Nobody else was saying anything and you guys stepped up and we appreciate that because you have a platform. Thank you for speaking up about police brutality. Thank you for speaking up to these issues. Thanks sometimes for just making me laugh. Because i was having a hard day. That for me is the ultimate award. Don't get me wrong. You love the accolades. I appreciate the accolades. Never take that for granted. But i also don't forget the meaningful nature of who you're creating the show four and that is human beings who are consuming. It's giving us their time. Which i really really really appreciates dude. I know all of that said do you feel what's in the air what you've been doing in the last year and a half. I think you're about to become a critical darlene as you say i just hope you'll remember me and let me keep your emmys at my house because this coming semi even when i'm a prince my friend you'll still be my front right on right on of i would talk to you forever but i'm old and i have to go do that my friend. You're not as old as you say you are But thank you man. I know real i just wanna take a moment to say thank you. You know because. I i honestly don't believe that that any journey is undertaken alone. You know people like using the term. Self-made i go in order to be self made. Nothing had to exist. Before that i'd go. I'm not self-made. I made by all of the selfs who are selfless before i came along and so for you i say thank you man because senio hall is one of those people. I saw you on tv. I didn't even think about how momentous that is. I was just like yeah. I like that guy. I like those jokes. I like that hair like those people. Maybe i could do that. And you know what maybe could my mom call me before i left the house and she says where are you going. I said i'm going to talk to. Trevor noah as he said what channel is it going to be on say i like him enough for it not even have to be on tv. I appreciate this man. This has been a lot of fun. Thank you ma'am thank you so much..

Gary sixty Trevor noah trevor noah jen jewish washington dc first time six nominations last year and a half both twelve years old four day one one thing one of those people single time Black one one award
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

05:20 min | 5 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Priority because earth is our priority at fedex. We knew sustainability. Means a lot to you and we feel the same way. Our goal is to be carbon neutral by twenty forty. We call it priority earth fedex. Were now meets next. You know your show to a fan. Your show is kind of like friends. You have this family this group of friends you know you have joey and rachel you do say jordan. I knew roy because he's a standup dizzy. Ronnie mike talk about your team. Your little comedy family your correspondents. That's something that the daily show does very well. Not every late night hosts has that family of friends. Oh yeah that's that's one of the things that i loved and i adopted from john stewart. You know that was the the relationship that you can create with people who have differing points of views and the ability to showcase different points of views or ideas on your show. You know i myself. As trevor was a contributor i came on the show and i would contribute my opinion to the daily show and john stewart would be as my foil and so one thing i loved was that relationship and so i wanted to continuously create that and so you know that that that that was the team and and so. We've had new additions to the team. But roy has been there from the very beginning from day one. I remember watching comedy. And i was called roy out like come on out to new york for an audition and he came out on the night before he was doing a set of the comedy cellar and i went to watch him and immediately after the. You've got the job and he's like but i'm gonna come to the addition to ours. Yeah you'll come with you got the job. Same thing happened with michael kosta. I went out to. La is him performing us guys. Got the job. And that was one of those instances where with michael costa executive producer. Jeff who was like this guy special house like is he though. She's like this guy special man he's got something and i happened to be in la. And so i went to the comedy clubs to watch him. He didn't even know i was there. I was like all right. This guy's got it. let's go you know. And so all of these people have been interesting in the way we come to meet them. How i come to know them as human beings ronnie chang. I met in edinburgh scotland doing a comedy festival. That's how i met. Ronnie chang. And i was like. This dude is one of the craziest funny people i've ever met. And i remember saint-german scotland. When i don't know how but one day i hope i get to work with you and so let me get your number. And let's see the world takes us. And then i think two or three years later he got a call from me saying yo. Do you wanna try something crazy. And then ronnie did and he joined the show and so the journey has been wonderful. You know dessi lighted who's just become like one of my bulwarks. On the shows which i know she can smash anything she. She's one of the most talented performers and actresses. I've ever come across. You know dul say one of the smartest people fluent in spanish all of the people on the show have the about them. There's a different element that they used to touch the show with. And i really appreciate that. Because i think it makes the show a little bit more dynamic in that. It's not always trevor. Just telling you what he thinks or how he sees the world. I've got all of these correspondents and my team. And my family as you say where they can also give an opinion and we can have a fight as friends and we can talk about what we were experiencing in the world. Does your correspondents. Because i know a stand up i think yeah do they. All come in the writer's room. Do they participate in all that stuff. No they will. They will so. They'll they participate. Oftentimes they will be the the the originator of the idea or if it comes together we around. We'll have an idea and then they will go with writers and they will continuously punch it up and writes it for themselves. They'll create the thing that they will then end up putting on screen. And so i've. I've always been really focused on making sure that correspondents are comfortable with what they are portraying on scene because it's politics i don't want somebody going on screen and then just you know selling themselves down the river. No i want you to be confident in what you're saying and so you know. Even if you're playing an arch character played the way you'd like to play it. Let's get this thing going and let's let's let me give you the best possible platform in the same way that i was afforded. Here's something i've noticed as a comic and as a fan but first of all. Where are you sitting. Where is that if we turn the camera around. That's the corner of your apartment. What is that. Yeah this is. This is a corner little spot in my apartment where i had this place because i wanted to play video games here and then read books here and i was like. I want my little nook to do that. By tiny little space in new york was just like my little sanctuary and the pandemic hits. And then i was going around my apartment looking for places that didn't have an echo. Didn't have like just like sound like sirens bouncing of windows. Or you know what i mean. And then i was like oh i guess i guess i can give up like my little reading my little sanctuary Maybe it's partially. Because this is where i feel the safest this is where i feel cozy in my vibe and this is where i feel like it's me and you know that's all it is it's me and it's you there's nothing else that's happening here and and so. Yeah that's that's how this little spot came to be and it's tiny. It'll and it's cramped and i like it because it makes me go like no this is. This is the intimacy i'm looking for. You're gonna miss those hoodies when you have to go back go back. When do you put on the suit and the leather shoes and go back. I might never. I might never put on the suit over neither shoes or anything. I don't know you know that..

Ronnie chang Jeff michael kosta michael costa john stewart ronnie chang new york ronnie joey trevor roy edinburgh scotland two rachel Ronnie mike fedex La twenty forty spanish earth
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:01 min | 5 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Or do same. It was about black hair yeah. I've never seen anybody mess with dead until you did. Are you complemented by that. Or i would become petty duke could be mad but but how do you see that when you look and you say hey. I did that already you know. How does that feel. I feel like every conversation has continuously happening and you all just jump into it at a specific place and time. There is no idea that i've had in. And around a compensation. That's an issue that i would ever claim as my own police brutality. That was around long before me. And i hope it won't be around long after i am gone. You know black. People being discriminated against in the workplace on society. That was around long before me. And i hope it won't be around long after i'm gone. Women experiencing being unsafe with us in a work environment win a home environmental or even public. That was around long before me. And i hope it won't be around long after i am gone. I think what we're constantly doing is tapping in and having these conversations. And so maybe in this moment in time there on moments where i might have broached the topic i but man. I hope everybody gets into the conversation. 'cause i'm i'm not here for the kudos of that. I do not care for that. I want us to have the conversation. Otherwise i'm just that one person screaming on the street corner the thousand people screaming on a street corner. Well that's a moment of change. And so you know. I i remember. One of my favorite stories was Martin luther king junior. When he went down to selma and he for the life of him could not get black people to march with him he could not and they were like yo. We're afraid of you martin. They would like these white folks. Do not like you. They do not like what you represent and you bringing trouble hits by coming in involving us in this thing and he was like what you're oppressed. They're like yeah we were oppressed. We're gonna get more pressed if we do this thing with you. And it was interesting to me to see how he had to get them involved in the conversation he had to give them to march and then it was the kids who ended up watching the kids who ended up coming out in full force and then some of the parents were angered at the kids. Were involved in. All of this was happening. And then you started seeing it around the country in these things. And i don't think anybody anybody should wish to claim any type of movement or anything. You should try to be a leader. Definitely you should try to lead you to try to create conversation but for me honestly i've never gone That's that's the thing. I don't think of it like that in that way when it's an issue you know when it's a joke as a comedian. Don't get me wrong. Comedians always be like thousand joke on. That was my premise. You know better than anyone you know i used to. I remember when chris rock came to south africa in. I think it was like twenty fourteen. Maybe two thousand thirteen for his first tour in south africa. And i'll never forget this. I was in a row of comedians. My best friend sitting there and chris rock went into a bit that my friend had been writing for like six months. And i turned. You know chris rock stole your joke and we started laughing so hard. Because we chris rock didn't steal his joke but he was devastated. Because he's like now. The chris rock has done it he could never do it. And we understand as comedians. We love you you get out is like yeah man. Someone has an idea. you have an idea. There's a premise. And so on and so forth. That's the kind of thing where comedians will be like. Oh man angry that you said that i wanted to say it or there's a thing when it comes to issues. I hope everybody's talking about it. I hope i'm not the first. But i more won't most certainly hope that i'm not last. It's nice to know that we were i. Don't get me wrong. But i'm more than happy that somebody else is doing. Its second or third or fourth. I'm more than happy because at the end of the day. That's what you hope will happen with issues with new stories. We're going to do them with issues..

chris rock south africa six months martin One Martin luther thousand people fourth third first twenty fourteen two thousand thirteen first tour second one person thousand joke selma every junior
"trevor noah" Discussed on Sunday Sitdown with Willie Geist

Sunday Sitdown with Willie Geist

06:59 min | 5 months ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on Sunday Sitdown with Willie Geist

"I felt like i could not only observe but then process and then try to articulates what i could see. What's happening in the world just by listening observing the people that were going through the most even listening to you talk about that both sides ism is obvious it a dirty term. And that's not what you do but just hear you say this terrible thing happened. Did you also think about how hard it is to be a cop or the job they have to do. Is that a place you try to find. In general not specific to that but in general say hey. Let's find the common humanity here. Here's the thing that i think. Sometimes people rubbed over the american conversations is people don't like to look at the cause in this country. You know america's a country where you'll see a thousand ads about a medicine that you should buy to treat a symptom. A lot of the time people are not thinking about the cause. Oh your joints us soul. All your stomach is bad or they don't think about the cause. Take this pill take this pill and then you'll take this side effect of that pulling the school in this bill and this will what is the cause. If we don't think about the causes we always going to treat symptoms and we always going to deal with the side effects when we get down to the coal. I've been lucky enough to have conversations with police. I've had police tell me heyman. The structure of the thing we do is always going to fundamentally flawed if you design a system where these people have to generate income for their cities. All you creating assistant to protect and serve or are you creating a system that is punitive and designed to extract money from those on the streets and i'm not blaming individual police. I'm just saying look at the structure of what is the purpose of that in how we doing. How do even determine punishments all they pull you over. They give you a fine. Why did we decide that a fine as the correcting to people be like it's fay who's it fit to you know it creates a system where those who can't afford to pay fines can carry on living their lives. Those who cannot on are trapped within a system that will keep them spiraling further and further away from the society that everyone says they don't want to be a part of winning fact they do and so in these things don't have honest conversations if you're sending police out there to stop and frisk everyone. What do you think is going to happen. You know and so now in the in the private rooms of the police they tell the police you have to do this. You don't do it. You're fired because you don't meeting quotas but then in the public people chastise the police. But that's why we talk about it as a structural thing. And that's what i try and do as a person is i think the problem with even the term both sides is is that it implies that there were only two sides and that is not how any object is. We're not just looking at every angle had tells a different story. And i think we're supposed to be doing that. But if policing were an industry of policing profession where they want so many other things that were going wrong in it's like i think we wouldn't have the suicide rate that we have with policing like these are the issues that look at these are human beings as well while police going through this as well and it goes back to the tribal conversation we were having. And that's you're on that's the cops you hate the cop but this and so that's why why don't we have more structural conversations. You know when you're looking at. What is the police. And why is the police you're not trying to dismantle the person you're looking at the structure that they themselves are a part of something that is hurting them as a human being. I don't think that any human being should be put in the position where they're going out shooting other people you know. There's a reason police have to go for counseling after that is because it's not the right thing for us to be doing and then for communities to be subject to that what do you think is going to happen just having loop never ending liu and then you don't have an honest conversation about it. Oh this person was killed. This person shouldn't have been killed. Is there a way to do it with just killing people. Oh you're anti-cop no. I'm not i'm pro the call. I don't want that copter. Ever have to take. Somebody's life that let that be the final final lost resort where we all society men something failed here. We failed this person or we failed that police by putting them in that position until we have those conversations with not having conversations which is shutting talking points at each other. See this is nuanced. Trevor can't do that last thing. I've got to ask you about your collection. But he's every night. I go in there. There's some different color rainbow whatever it is. How many hoodies. Everyone wants me this. I'm afraid to count. Because i think what happened is so i understand the who did you have to understand life. I'm at home. I don't know when i'm going back out into the world. What a way at home shirt. I love hoodies. this is just my life. Okay i'm gonna be making show from home. It's like i'm gonna wear suits. I'm at home. I don't wanna feel like. I'm no i'm at home. We roll in sweatpants zooms etc etc. That's why address. The way that i did then i was like man. I'm running out of hoodies. Because i thought it was gonna be twenty one day right by a few more hoodies. And that's a few more than that is get the next thing i know this. Just just he's everywhere in every nook and cranny of this is what he's everywhere showing up everywhere but in many ways the hoodie has become. You know the uniform that i don for this period of time. It's become you become my little safety blankets. Become thing where i get into a mindset like okay. It's time now going to do this thing you put it on. And it's how i've created a sense of normalcy in a will that is completely abnormal right now and so that's really all it is going. Okay how do i get to you know. Step into the zone. What's that moment rag okay. I'm doing this now. And that's that's that's become it's become my ritual become my my you know. Non spoken conversation with the audience whistle in whistling hoodie. Land right now as people. And i call wait for the day when when not well. That's coming pretty soon. But you're may be disappointed if you come out and suit. Now they want. Oh maybe you never know. Maybe i'll find. Maybe i'll do on tuesdays and suits on wednesdays. That's what i mean about. I'm not going back. I'm only going forward. You go hoodie tuesdays. You never know. Basemen my big. Thanks again to trevor for a great conversation for really hanging in there through that heat through all the new york city noise always appreciate his time in his thoughtfulness. The daily show as i mentioned will be on hiatus for a few months this summer but will return on september thirteenth by big. Thanks to all of you for tuning in again this week. If you want to hear more of our conversations with my guests every week be sure to click subscribe so you never miss an episode. And of course. Don't forget to tune into sunday today. Every weekend on nbc. I'm willie geist. We'll see you right back here next week on the sunday. Sit down podcast..

Trevor new york next week september thirteenth willie geist trevor tuesdays this week america both sides wednesdays two sides this summer sunday nbc sunday today twenty one day american ads more hoodies
Bees in the Netherlands Trained to Detect COVID-19 Infections

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:50 sec | 7 months ago

Bees in the Netherlands Trained to Detect COVID-19 Infections

"Coronavirus pandemic is the thing that is both almost over and somehow worse than ever even as vaccines are making everybody safe. It is clear that covid nineteen is a lot like benefit in that. It has never really going to be over. Which is why. New breakthrough in testing for covid is getting a lot of buzz. Dutch researchers are training bees to detect covid nineteen infections in samples. And they say that it could cut the waiting time for test results from hours or days to down to just seconds beasts having unusually keen sense of smell and the bees indicate a positive test result by extending their tongues to get a reward in the form of sugar. Water takes about a month to train these bs. Researchers say that it could be used parts of the world where there is currently no cova testing

Late Night TV, Politics, and Donald Trump

Behind the Desk: The Story of Late Night

01:55 min | 7 months ago

Late Night TV, Politics, and Donald Trump

"Behind the desk the story of late night is sponsored by noon. Donald trump was winning. He was winning all the counties that at he was winning the electoral college. I remember thinking. Wow it's real now. That moment for me was when the daily show with. Trevor noah started a lot. That was new started at that moment. An avalanche of politically charged humor came tumbling down late night television because no public figure since the start of late night in the nineteen fifties at ever ignited that combination of comedy inspiration and pure rage that donald trump did when he descended an escalator and ascended to the presidency. I'm bill carter and this is behind the desk. The story of late night in this edition. We're going to talk about. How late night got in a lather over. Donald trump and politics always attuned to whatever issues were dominating. The news with the president like this late night. Comedy found a new political gear full throttle and trump humor pretty much dan the late night landscape this morning. Donald trump asserted executive privilege over the mall. Report executive privilege of course is actually trumps favorite privilege right after a white male and mar-a-lago handicap bathroom was. You might expect. Trump has been tweeting a lot today. And you can tell. He's getting word because one of his post said they're finding biden votes all over the place in pennsylvania wisconsin and michigan so bad for our country. Do they're not finding votes. They're counting them briefly over the weekend. People started to notice that his hair is suddenly now white. it's completely white. The carpet now matches the supremacy

Donald Trump Trevor Noah Bill Carter DAN Biden Pennsylvania Wisconsin Michigan
Stories About Mothers, Featuring Trevor Noah

Fresh Air

01:58 min | 7 months ago

Stories About Mothers, Featuring Trevor Noah

"Sunday is mother's day and we're going to listen back to some great stories about mothers. we begin with. trevor noah. Host of comedy central's the daily show. He south african the son of a black mother and white father. Their relationship was legal. Under apartheid which mandated separation of the races noah grew up during the apartheid and post apartheid errors. He became famous in south africa as a comic and tv personality and spent years traveling. The world doing standup. He talked terry in two thousand sixteen. So racial identity is a big part of your comedy. When you're doing stand up. Your father is white. Your mother is black. Your father is i. Think of swiss and german ancestry. Do i have that right. And your mother sosa casa. Thank you. I don't think i can do that. And i know your mother was jailed briefly. I hope in south africa. I assume four for opposing apartheid for doing some kind of dissenting action. Yes well the sensing action was being with a white person. Who was the white person your father. The s he was jailed so no no no. no white. people didn't get jailed for that. That was Why people were warned not to do it again. But then if you're a black person called fraternizing across country boundaries. Then then you'd be arrested but my mom. My mom opposed the system as a whole so. She never let that stand in her way. You know and i. I think i pick up a lot of i. I have a lot of my mom's demeanor is that she never even even when she told me the story. She wasn't an angry she just went. It's it's a stupid thing. And so i refuse to listen to. Its but she never came at it from a place of anger. If anything should defied it and she didn't she didn't give it the credibility that it was trying to create in in the world

Trevor Noah Sosa Casa South Africa Terry
Concerts Are the Best Kind of Medical Experiments

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:22 min | 7 months ago

Concerts Are the Best Kind of Medical Experiments

"Without herd immunity society is bound to start reopening so over in the uk researches trying to figure out what kind of events people can go to without causing the virus to stop spreading out of control again and the way they are trying to figure it out just maybe the greatest science experiment of all time live. Music is starting to make a comeback as a way to track krona virus progress. The english city of liverpool hosted a one off music festival yesterday to test whether such events spread the virus about five thousand people ditched face coverings and social distancing rules to attend outdoor event. And they just had to test negative for covert i and agree to follow up. Tests and five days data from the festival will be used by the governments of research program to help understand the effects of crowds on the spread of the virus. And the festival's organizers says. He hopes the project will help get outdoor events back on the calendar this year all year a concert. That's my kind of medical experiment of louis. Pasteur in bullshit with a dog. The best part of it is no one court covert but sadly one hundred people did. Come down with indian. But that's right. Thousands of people showed up to a concert and the purpose was to see see if they would catch covert which must be honest. Doesn't seem like a real idea right. That seems like some are ruled that happened. You can get it right fire and if you ask me i think an experimental concert is a great idea. Not just for covert. I mean you can test for all sorts of things you can test for the effect of constantly dropping. The beats can finally find out. Does that hurt. The beat can the be even feel pain and will the beat be able to go on. One of the most here is how many volunteers they got to submit to medical experimentation. Just because they wanted to see a concert. I mean you realize this means. They could ramp up experimental on everything just based on. Who's performing can we. Please take your kidneys. We need to test something. What no we'll give you tickets to be on say. Oh my god take them both. Toby answer their mind telling their my kidneys. Maybe she'll say about the

Herd Immunity Society Liverpool UK Louis Toby
Pimp My Language

Stand Up

02:06 min | 7 months ago

Pimp My Language

"What americans have done with the language you guys have just while you've just done something you've put twenty twos on the english language. He's got rid of this pimp my language. That's what you've gone with. You know. I don't understand chatting to this woman downtown. Though the day she came up to me and she wanted me to see something. I don't know what though she was like. Oh my god look over ther look over. What's she's like. Oh the other. Look at that. Her and i said her she's like no har har two of them. I understand nothing. Even the small words just pronunciation small things that. Get you by for instance. I pronounce the opposites of ankle. As aren't i say my arts out here. You say my aunt which to me is an insect which made me look like an ass when my friend told me his aunt died house. Like so what. There's tons of those out there way to end the friendship. I couldn't get helped the other day when searching for a battery for my remote control. Because that's what. I say battery small form of power in america. You say battery which to me is a different form of power sponsored by chris brown. And you know what's understand. We live on different sides of the globe. So it's fine. The language will evolve. This is something. I've come it. But i hope i change one thing in your hearts forever. Just one thing. And that's is that animal in the wild. It looks like a horse. It has black and white stripes. Do me a favor from now on. It's not zebra. Okay it's zebra just like it's not deborah. It's debra structure of word plus you cannot name them because you do not have them

Chris Brown America Deborah
Japan to Start Releasing Fukushima Water Into Sea in Two Years

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:20 sec | 8 months ago

Japan to Start Releasing Fukushima Water Into Sea in Two Years

"Japanese officials say in two years they will start releasing radioactive water from the crippled fukushima nuclear plant into the sea. The waters been accumulating at the site since it's meltdown in two thousand eleven after a massive earthquake and tsunami both china and south korea. Say they've got grave concerns over this move but japan insists the water is

Earthquake Tsunami South Korea China Japan
Matt Gaetz Reportedly Sent $900 to an Ally Now Accused of Sex Trafficking

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:06 min | 8 months ago

Matt Gaetz Reportedly Sent $900 to an Ally Now Accused of Sex Trafficking

"Matt gaetz florida congressman and fraternity brother. Who wants to show you something in his room under fire since news broke of him being under investigation over possible sex trafficking but like a karen in boston bodyworks. He refuses to back down tonight. Florida congressman matt gates defiant. I'm built for the battle. And i'm not going anywhere. The house ethics committee. Launching a new bipartisan investigation into gates examining allegations of sexual misconduct elicit drug. Use and accusations of the congressman may have shared inappropriate and explicit images on the house floor. The justice department investigating whether gates and his associate. Joel greenberg paid women who were allegedly recruited online for sex and travel according to the daily beast gates sent. Joel greenberg nine hundred dollars in too late night then. Mo transactions in two thousand eighteen greenberg use the same app to send three young women including one who had recently turned eighteen varying sums of money that amounted to nine hundred dollars. Greenberg made the payments to the three young women with the descriptions tuition school and school.

Matt Gaetz Matt Gates Joel Greenberg House Ethics Committee Gates Florida Boston Justice Department Greenberg
Top Senate Republican slams corporate activism over Georgia law

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:11 min | 8 months ago

Top Senate Republican slams corporate activism over Georgia law

"There's also big news concerning the fallout from georgia's new laws restricting voter access major league baseball announced. July's all star. Game will be played in denver following its removal from atlanta in protest of the georgia law. Today senate republican leader mitch. Mcconnell traditionally a big supporter of corporate free speech slammed companies like coca cola and delta for speaking out against the law republicans by and pla on planes and drink coca cola too. So what. I'm saying here is i think this is quite stupid to jump in the middle of a highly controversial issue particularly when it got facts. Wrong i'm not talking about political contributions. Most of them contribute to both sides. They have political action committees. That's fine it's legal to appropriate. I support that. I'm talking about taking a position on a highly incendiary and punish in a community or state. Because you don't like a particular law that. I just think it's stupid

Georgia Cola Mcconnell Mitch Baseball Denver Coca PLA Atlanta Senate Delta
Streaming music services fighting for your ears

Morning Edition

01:47 min | 8 months ago

Streaming music services fighting for your ears

"Has never been more important. You see in the new world of streaming If an artist can create that perfect single, their song will be streamed billions and billions of times, making them anywhere from 2 to $3. Welcome back to for my Mariana Trail that was comedian Trevor Noah, making a music streaming joke while hosting last month's Grammy Awards ceremony. This hour. We've been talking about artist compensation in the age of music streaming and in the age of the pandemic, I'm talking with Cody Fitzgerald and Josephine Shetty, both co founders of the Union of musicians and Allied Workers. And both musicians themselves. Josh can the CEO at Band Camp and not still going? Oh Sky associate editor here at KQED for KQED Arts So Trevor Noah joke on a stage like the Grammy shows that there's pop culture level awareness enough to make a joke that you know the audience will get nasty. Do you think this could be an inflection point? Culturally, where organizing efforts can maybe move the needle on artist? Compensation? Is this movement that will gain momentum? You think Radio. I think for so long music and art in general, such an individualistic pursue and then also not to mention artist kind of a lot of the time feel pressure to project this image of financial success, which makes it really hard to transparently talk about the economic realities of music. So I think just the fact that artists are building collective power and just talking about how much they make out in the open and identifying as workers is actually a big cultural shift, But I think we'll make this Conversation. Keep progressing. And Eric

Trevor Noah Mariana Trail Cody Fitzgerald Josephine Shetty Union Of Musicians And Allied Kqed Arts Grammy Awards Band Camp Grammy Josh Eric
Putin responds to Biden 'killer' claim

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:13 min | 9 months ago

Putin responds to Biden 'killer' claim

"Biggest real life supervillain vladimir putin newly declassified intelligence report has confirmed that putin personally directed russian meddling in the twenty twenty presidential election and president. joseph robitussin biden isn't happy about it in our world lead a threat from president biden to russian leader vladimir putin on interfering in the twenty twenty election. He will pay a price. I win long talk. I say you know vladimir putin you think he's a killer Do so what. Price must pay a price to pay. We'll you'll see. Shortly president. putin himself has been asked about his response to joe biden's affirmation that he thinks that president sousa killer. I wish him good health. And i'm not joking. I mean it but when we judge people or other nations will look into a mirror. We see ourselves there. When i was a child and we had arguments in the courtyard. We were saying it takes one to know one and it's not just the children's saying the meaning is very deep. Putin is rights children's sayings still have a lot of important wisdom for us as adults. That's why i still get my yearly boost for my kuti shots who i mean if a girl ever touches me i'm all set but it is funny that putin has to clarify that. He's not joking when he wishes biden. Good health because let's face it. The man is killed so many people. Everyone just assumes that that's what he means. I wouldn't be shocked if this causes a ton of problems for him president. Putin your cousin. Liz here what would you like me to do. Please take care of him. Boris understood sir. No boris boris. I mean show him good time I love what you know. I mean like you know. Take him to concert or something. Yes performance in the sky right the way snow. No i'm saying like mid you'll know what just kill him is sticking through much of my time but clearly people. This exchange is the beginning of a much more confrontational relationship between america and russia. And that's going to be tricky because on the one hand. Joe biden is probably rights to call out vladimir putin's aggression but on the other hand. I'm pretty sure that let me putin has all of my passwords. So i think he's doing a great job

Vladimir Putin Putin Joseph Robitussin Biden President Biden Sousa Killer Joe Biden Boris Boris Biden Boris LIZ Russia America
Trevor Noah to host Grammy Awards Show from the Los Angeles Convention Center

Bloomberg Business of Sports

00:27 sec | 9 months ago

Trevor Noah to host Grammy Awards Show from the Los Angeles Convention Center

"Biggest is here. The 63rd annual Grammy Awards will air on CBS. Streaming platforms tonight with the Daily Show's Trevor Noah is host from the Los Angeles Convention Center. Despite the social distancing Because of the pandemic, there will still be performances from big names, including Post Malone, Harry Styles, BTS and Billy. I'll ish show could be caught online on Paramount, plus and grammy dot com. I'm Lisa Taylor.

Daily Show Trevor Noah Grammy Awards Los Angeles Convention Center CBS Post Malone Harry Styles Billy Paramount Lisa Taylor
Who Will Be Performing at the Grammys 2021?

Bob Sirott

02:18 min | 9 months ago

Who Will Be Performing at the Grammys 2021?

"Be appearing? Do we know Yeah. One or two names that will try to fill the massive void that it will be left by the weekend. Not being there. People like Taylor Swift. People like Billy, I'll ish, uh, do a leap a post Malone. Coldplay's Chris Martin are all slated to perform. There was that thing going on on Twitter this week regarding Bruno Mars, where he said on Twitter that he's got a new band and would love to appear on the Grammy Awards, and it went back and forth with the Grammy people. Oh, did you change your number? We've been trying to get ahold of you. Oh, yes, I'd be happy to appear so anyway. Bruno Mars. Ondo. His new band called Silk Sonic will be among the performers Harry Styles is from the one direction is going to He's going to start the show is going to be the lead performer on it. Maren Morris. Meghan, the stallion. John Mayer. Miranda Lambert s O. I'm the It's one of the best nights of music. I mean, a lot of people go. I don't even know these cigarettes. I don't There's you know you want upside and like my dad did when the Beatles came out. That's not me. It was like, I don't know what that is. Actually a lot of it. Even you know, the new performers give it a chance that a lot of it is really great music. So it's going to be Sunday night's gonna be seven o'clock. Trevor Noah. Is hosting the show this year, so I think it's going to be funny. They're gonna be doing it mostly virtually at different locations around the world, like they did the Golden Globes a couple of weeks ago, and Beyonce is the artist to beat. She's got nine nominations, and if she winds up winning, let's see. She's got 24 now, so all she has to do is win eight more, and she will tie Sir George Sheltie, formerly of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, He is the record Grammy holder with 31. Right now. So, Beyonce, you know, she wins more than that. She could beat Sir George Solti. But you know Chicago in holding onto that distinction for quite some time. Now, that is a

Bruno Mars Ondo Maren Morris Chris Martin Twitter Taylor Swift Harry Styles Coldplay Malone Grammy Awards Billy Grammy Trevor Noah Miranda Lambert John Mayer Meghan Beyonce Sir George Sheltie Golden Globes Grammy Holder
Grammys will feature performers in person

AP News Radio

00:40 sec | 9 months ago

Grammys will feature performers in person

"Trevor Noah will host Sunday's Grammy awards with performers on stages around Los Angeles I'm marches are a letter with a preview he already has twenty four Grammys and is up for nine more she's going after Alison Krauss's record of twenty seven wins as the woman with the most Grammys stop shop you would leap up who has six nominations this year was asked if she's more nervous about winning or performing all of it all of it makes me nervous but I'm really putting on a brave face Maranda Lambert who's up for three awards says she's just happy to get dressed up and go out again I'm you know a Texan and I'm a country singer so I'm ready to see it runs down again must

Trevor Noah Grammy Awards Grammys Alison Krauss Los Angeles Maranda Lambert
More Former Aides Accuse New York Governor Cuomo Of Sexual Harassment

On the Media

11:01 min | 9 months ago

More Former Aides Accuse New York Governor Cuomo Of Sexual Harassment

"The pandemic, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo transformed into a fully fledged TV star. Let's remember some basic context and fax society functions. Everything works. There's going to be food in the grocery stores. Propelled into the firmament by his daily Corona virus, free things that reassured an anxious, leaderless public hears Ellen de generous and Trevor. Noah. You call yourself a Cuomo sexual and I e. I agree with you. I feel like I'm a homosexual to it genuinely has been very inspiring and refreshing to see. A leader Like Cuomo, new fans declared their adoration in Tic tac videos, Means and song, the Great Randy Rainbow Stranded in my bedroom. Then there he give you an update as to where we are today. Mature me treatment of the governor, of course, extended to many news networks like CNN, where Chris Cuomo asked the tough questions Now you know, I've seen you referred to a little bit recently as the love governed. I'm wondering if that's bleeding into your demeanor. It all making you a little soft on the president. Love girl. I've always I've always been a soft guy. I am the love government. Cool, dude and loose mood. You know that. But in the past few weeks, Cuomo's TV persona has faltered. Report from the state attorney general and a court order found that the official count of deaths of nursing home residents due to the virus was nearly doubled The figure first reported by the Cuomo administration. Plus, as I write this three women have accused the governor of sexual harassment, some in awkward, geeky detail, including two former aides. Alex Preen Stuff writer. The New Republic recently wrote the article. The Andrew Cuomo Show has lost the plot. Welcome back to the show. Thank you so much. I'm glad to be here. You know, two people who have closely read about the governor in the newspapers over the years as opposed to TV. This version of Cuomo, this bully in cynical operator isn't Knew How have the media changed the message? If you are a long time consumer of mainly print news about state politics, you had untiring chronology of Cuomo scandals even if you forgot some of the details. That didn't necessarily get a lot of play on TV news. Keeping up with Cuomo news over the last decade, has also required being familiar with reporters from The Albany Times Union or or newspapers and Rochester. You know these places where the Albany bureau is still really important and a big part of their beat. And a lot of that news, the complexity of it and specifically, the way it fit. A pattern of behavior with Cuomo was usually too difficult to get across, and especially in like a short television segment. I know a lot about this because I actually listened to the local radio station that produces the show. That's how come I know about the Moreland Commission. But you said this story never made it to prime time because it's too complicated. Absolutely, Yeah. All of the past. Few governors have gotten in trouble. Cuomo was running as the guy is going to come clean it up. And so he sets up a commission called Moreland Commission. He says they have the authority to investigate corruption and all of its forms here in Albany and they will be independent. I will not meddle. I will not interfere. He's shuts them down less than a year later because they start going after people too connected to him essentially and people who worked on the commission. They went to The New York Times, and they said Cuomo was meddling. He stopped us and we were getting too close to his allies, so that stuff was out there. But when the story made it toe TV news, it was stripped of the level of detail necessary to understand what had happened and why I like in this interview with Charlie rose months after it came out that Cuomo's office Had hobbled the aforementioned Moreland Commission governor Andrew Cuomo is reestablishing a family dynasty in New York politics, though he's had to get used to criticism. Of his leadership style. You micromanage. They say that delegate more right and you're not transparent. They say then. And they say you don't suffer fools and you know, Yeah. And you're not You push too hard. Yeah. You micromanage? Yes. All of that. You plead guilty or not guilty. You can't have one without the other. I plead guilty like not only was was Rose asking and easily Dodge question. He was almost ventriloquism. The answer's four Andrew Cuomo, right. It's like the old job interview joke. What's your biggest flaw? You know, I'm too hard on myself. You take issue with the defenders of Cuomo who say that Hey, His most important audience. New Yorkers always have known about the governor's bullying quality. That sharp operator with the even sharper elbows and all of that. And they like it third, this idea that he has cruise to reelection twice. They must know who this guy is and support him. And that's why I draw that distinction between corn on the TV character and new favorite Cuomo's, Because if we have listened to a few clips of him on television He's not berating anyone. He's joking around with his brother. He's performing empathy for victims of Covert 19 or Hurricane Sandy. Is Daddy complete with the dad each exactly. He's New York's dad now. It seems that Cuomo has been able to keep his TV persona and his newspapers persona separate. Why are they colliding? Now? For a few reasons, one important one is that people Do not want to go on the record attacking Andrew Cuomo because of the power he holds in the state, especially elected Democrats. What happened this time is that Ron Kim and Assembly member Received a bullying call from Andrew Cuomo for speaking to the New York Post about the nursing home situation. Kim had been at a briefing where a top Cuomo aide said Yeah, This looks bad that we reported the wrong number of people who had died in nursing homes. But you have to understand, like we need didn't want it to become a story basically, like they were like Trump Trump DOJ is gonna make a thing of it Trumps could make a thing about that's why we covered it up. So anyway, Ron Kim went to the post and gave it on the record quote to the post about that meeting. That was the subject of the call where Cuomo allegedly sat. According to Kim, I'll destroy you. In normal Albany affairs. What happens next is either Kim shuts up. Kim goes on background to The New York Post again because Cuomo as in other cases, finds an irregularity in Kim's background. And implies that that could be used against him. And what he would end up doing is at a press conference Bring up Ah, years old story about how Kim had flip flopped on Is Bill about nail salons, and he would outright say Kim was crooked right after Cuomo does that press conference. There's a story on CNN about how Cuomo had made this phone call to Kim the day before, and that's not the kind of thing that legislators and Albany usually do when they get Implicitly or explicitly threatened by Cuomo. They don't call CNN and go on the record and say the governor threatened me. I think that Cuomo got away with it for so long because no one wanted to put their name. To descriptions of his behavior. But Kim, he knows well, I have a story. Now I have a compelling narrative in which I'm the hero in the governor's The villain and TV likes stories like that. And he ends up on the view. Tell us what happened after he called you or when he called you? Yeah, it was last Thursday night. I was about to bait my three kids when I received the call from the governor. He spent 10 minutes threatening my career and ordering me to issue a statement. They will be used to cover for the states that you wrote quote. If a politician acts as if he believes his voters experience politics is a television show, the best way to harm him is to make yourself a compelling character.

Cuomo Moreland Commission Andrew Cuomo Governor Andrew Cuomo Ellen De Generous Like Cuomo Chris Cuomo Cuomo Administration Alex Preen The Albany Times Union Albany Bureau KIM Ron Kim New York CNN New Republic Trevor Noah Albany Hurricane Sandy
Amazon changes its app logo after some said it resembled Hitler

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

00:14 sec | 9 months ago

Amazon changes its app logo after some said it resembled Hitler

"Has changed new apple logo. After critics claimed it resembled hitler's facial features at issue was the blue tape above the smiling arrow critic said the icon. Look like hitler's moustache. The company has now tweaked the image. So the tape is folded non rigid.

Apple Hitler
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

06:05 min | 1 year ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Back to the daily social distancing show and yes, , we are still social distancing pretty soon the top of my head is going to be six feet away from my forehead. . That's the plan. . That's how I'm going to measure my distance from people hey, , what's going on becks they s see you know the reason we still social distancing is because the coronavirus is still spreading, , and this is thanks partly to people not taking it seriously. . So let's catch up in another installment of our ongoing segments the pandemic. . I our pandemic coverage, , Hicks off in Utah State in desperate need of the l shaped tetris piece. . We now know that one of the easiest ways to stop the spread of coronavirus is just to have everybody where a mosque unfortunately telling everyone to wear a mosque is also one of the easiest ways to spread idiocy after more than one weeks in schools have reopened in Washington County Liberty, , action coalition hosted a rally in front of the school district building. . This morning up to a thousand people showed up saying the children being forced to wear masks in classrooms is illegal and even unconstitutional. . Now have gathered here in front of the Washington County. Administration . building calling for. . The end of a mouse mandate. . If we want to wear a mask, that's , fine we can take care of ourselves when George Floyd was saying I can't breathe and then he died and <hes>. . We're wearing a mask and we say I can't breathe but we're for story anyway I'll tell you another reason I'd hate mass most child molesters love them God. . Damn. . These people were crazy. . In fact, , you know what they should have. . Let them storm the school building because maybe they would have accidentally learn something like I'm still trying to process everything that was going on at that rally no matter how many times I watched that video i. . still find new things to process. . Like that video is the closest thing I've seen to facebook comments happening in real life I like individual freedom wipe people are the real George Floyd. . Happy. . Birthday Martha Mask wearing was invented by Jeffrey Epstein. . Oh and here's another reason it's hard for Americans. . To get the pandemic under control even places do have rules for social distancing. . This is how some people follow them growing concerns over Cova clusters especially on college campuses in Ohio police cited several people in a house near Miami University during the Labor Day weekend body camera footage captured a stunning exchange between an officer and a student or there's So, , you probably know where I wanNA talk to too many people but you know the the ordinances ten people. . Yeah. . How many people are in the house? ? Twenty twenty people inside. . You Might WanNa start clearing off the I've never seen this before there's an input on the computer that you tested positive for covid. . When was this was? ? A week ago are you supposed to be quarantining? ? That's why I'm on my house do you have other people here and you? ? You're positive for Kovin? ? We WanNA, , keep the site open. . That's why. . We're so screwed. . The main part of quarantine isn't about being at your house, , my friend. . It's about being away from other people so that you don't spread the disease I'm scheduled. . Know where this guy puts a condom on his buddy at this point I'm glad it's just corona virus. . Can you imagine this dude handling Ebola wait so I'm not supposed to eat a monkey. . Because I got to tell you there was some confusion there. . Oh and just by the way. . Watching this police officers body cam footage was like virtual reality game called white privilege because this kid was clearly breaking the law but the cups tone of voice sounds like he was telling him today specials Hieaux could I interest you and not breaking the law today? ? Get a few minutes to think it over and I'll come back so. . Some people are misinformed some people a crazy and some people are both. . People. . Like Donald jaundiced trump president of the United States and one man super spreader overnight at a packed indoor rally president trump breaking Nevada's covid restrictions to court voters. . In the key battleground state, , we're going to win to that speaking to a throng of mostly mask Liz supporters, , his first indoor rally nearly three months. . The state prohibits gatherings of more than fifty people but trump defiant of the governor comes after you which you shouldn't be doing. . I'll be with you all the while those behind the president and in front of the cameras wore masks, , most of the crowd did not. . But that didn't bother supporters like meal. Christianson . who camped out overnight I'm not wearing a mask that's a shows that I trust my president. . Okay look. . I. . Get why trump fan would have trusted trump before. . But how do you still trust this off the he admitted that he's been downplaying the coronavirus this whole time I don't get it. . I really don't get what do you mean you trust and this is like believing the Nigerian e mail scam off the he tells you that he's a Nigerian email scam although I'm a small time criminal pretending to be a wealthy prince. . Will Send me some money. . You know what? ? I liked this guy's honesty I will send him fifty thousand dollars and as for trump. . How you call yourself the presence of law and order when you openly flouting the law and not even for a noble reason. . No, , it's just so that he can spend nineteen minutes ranting about how vegetables invented by the deep state and Hillary. . Clinton and this isn't just about breaking the law. . What Donald Trump is doing here is actually dangerous. . The last time trump held an indoor rally. . He lost twenty five percent of his black friends. . So there you have it. . Everyone from college students to grandma's to the president himself is helping this virus continue spreading. . But I guess. . That's the genius of America's Corona Virus Response. . Unlike other countries that are preparing for the second wave America realized you don't have to deal with the second wave. . If you never get over the first. .

Donald Trump president America Liz Nevada Christianson Dorsey Hillary Clinton
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Bill Simmons Podcast

03:57 min | 2 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Bill Simmons Podcast

"But I didn't like everyone wants their thing. They want their their mom. It's like it's a mob. Everyone wants to get their punch in in the mall to say that. Yeah. I was part of his, you know, I was part of that that just we did it. It's just people walking around the tortures people care less about atonement, though. I don't care about apologies. I care about what you're gonna do. I get mad when people get mad about stuff like like art like, Emma, thrones. Yeah. But why they do that? I don't like the way the female character. I'm like, this is a TV show. They're making all this shit up. They don't have a moral responsibility with the show. This is set. I don't even know what world word it's a fantasy world where dragons ED's funding. The first episode was a brother and sister having sex than pushing eleven right off the wall. Why are we litigated? This. This is a ridiculous show as funny they've got out. I think they've done a good job though. With like if you look at women game of thrones. I mean, maybe someone will fight me on this. But man, they they like their have awesome female characters. I gave a throats and also varying degrees of because it's not like the women are just stereotyped oil type cost into a certain role. You have different degrees of power different styles of power. You have from sir c to Kelly. See it's like, you know, what I mean? I that's what I've I've grown up believing that like women can be evil woman can be good. It's not like woman is one thing. What about the big story this week about dragon shaming? Wait. Are you being serious? You can't be serious. I've making that up to believe that though y'all could your believe every Saturday they drug on dragon shamed. A man in the last episode. I'll believe anything there's the people. They don't realize what's happening with dragons. I'll believe anything really did fully that for a second. Can I tell you things that I've seen? The people get behind these days online is like. Like, I get that. You wanna live in a society where everybody understands everything about everybody else. Yeah. But I also think that it has to be a certain level of tolerance. That goes. Both ways you have to understand that everybody doesn't get everything about you. Right. And so sometimes we like it it gets. So it gets so intense that people are just like like I'll see someone post a picture with their puppy online when they put a hat on their dog. And people would be like take that a dog is not a toy. Yeah. How dare you that animals should be taken away from you and killed like with like, wait. What what are we doing? What are we doing? But dogs having a good time. Now, I don't have a dog person. The I never did this just like a hypothetical thing before people. Start tweeting me about a dog. That's fictitious. Trevor Nunn's could be Trevor no heads ducks. Trevor Noah had dogs and gets trivial rips dogs on both sabotage. Seven degrees. Yeah. I was I always have fun on Twitter with these these emotional rescue dogs. Yes. These people that you know, you can you could do it right now. You can get some doctor read some note that you need to travel with your dog getting out overly way of getting your dog up animals. Yes. Live abused that system. Oh, you think. Yeah. They've abuse riding on a plane next to somebody or the golden retriever this mammo thing for me is like I've seen people. I'm like, yo you emotionally supporting your animal that animals afraid of everybody. Yeah. Guess what a dog does wanted to flat crest country man, people just like abuse the system. It's unbelievable. And that you see a woman. Right. You're not emotional support peacock. Yeah. It's I mean people are lunatic. And then I love how people would like, but that's just ridiculous. I'm like why why is it any more ridiculous? Know your animals your animal. I mean, I'm gonna which animal imagine three dogs. So I feel like I could I could make fun of this stuff. I feel like when I see some guy who clearly just didn't want to board his dog for two weeks..

Trevor Nunn Trevor Noah Twitter Emma sir c Kelly Seven degrees two weeks
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:09 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah here's deal. Thank you. Two. Tonight. I guess a very funny comedian here to talk about his Netflix special Moammar is joining us everyone. It's going to be. Also, also on the show, the shutdown has been shut down and another one of President Trump's very fine. People turns out to be a bad on Brey. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. There were now only six hundred forty four days until the twenty twenty presidential election. And I'm nobody you guys. But I've already set my DVR. Yeah. I even added an extra five minutes in case it goes along. And this race was going to be pretty simple, right? It was going to be the best democrat running against Donald Trump. But now someone has thrown a Grundy wrench in the works. The twenty twenty presidential race right now getting bigger by the day possible new contender former Starbucks CEO Howard shows he says he's considering a run he would do as an independent taking about the president and the Democrats eating Democrats are protesting because they're worried Schultz could siphon votes from their nominee it help the president re election. I am seriously thinking of running for president I will run as a centrist independent outside of the two party system. Okay. I don't know this is planning on. But after hearing him speak. No, I need a coffee. This is. My plan to run for president. Also, he's announcement sounds like a really complicated. Starbucks order. Right. When he's like, a centrist independent like someone would offer that can I get a central independent of the two party system. No foam, no foam. So what would be Mr. pumpkin spice lots taking on an actual pumpkin spice. Which is pretty cool..

president Donald Trump Starbucks Trevor Noah Brey Netflix Howard CEO Schultz six hundred forty four days five minutes
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:00 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's the deal. Two. Coming up. The of meet the press NBC Chuck Todd is joining us not everybody. Also on the show. Roy would union is gonna fix the NFL. And you'll find out why you should be very afraid of a man named lollipop, but first let's catch up on today's headlines. Venezuela. Venezuela. One South America's most affluent nation. It has recently descended into chaos and violence kind of like how best buy is usually a chill place. But then on black Friday, someone gets murdered over toaster. And that's not a joke, by the way. It's a true story. I'll miss Yongle Billy. But I told you that was my toast, anyway, Venezuelans have been taking to the streets to protest food shortages and collapsing economy with ten million percents inflation, the men responsible for this is Ben is weight as authoritarian leader, nNcholas Maduro, the people tried to vote him out last year, but he rigged election. And so now an opposition leader has stepped up to say Busta of island power struggle playing out in Venezuela opposition leader, one Guido swore himself in as president declaring the President Nicolas Maduro was unconstitutionally sworn in for a second term on a stage in downtown Caracas in front of a crowd of thirty five year old one we raised his right hand and administered his own oath of office. I swear to formally assume the powers of the national executive as the president in charge of Venezuela. This is pretty historic a thirty five year old just swore himself in as the new president of an Israeli. Yeah. The world. I self inauguration, very millennial very million. And not only ton of Venezuelan support one wide. Oh, he also has the support of major world leaders, including Trump Merckel Trudeau Theresa May Antoni the tiger. This is a big deal and now moving onto another foamy prosperous country. That is not falling into unrest, the United States. It is now day thirty four of the government shutdown the longest in American history and the effects continue to pile up a major border security conference has been cancelled flood recovery efforts have been stalled and the government is so broke. The secret service has now been replaced by mall cops and on top of all of that. President Trump state of the union address is officially cancelled overnight President Trump blinking in his state of the union staredown with Nancy Pelosi. The president writing a late night tweet. I will do the address when the shutdown is over. I am not looking for an alternative venue for the state of the union address because there is no venue that can compete with a history tradition and importance of the house chamber. Oh, look at that Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi facing off and Trump blinked first, which of course, we knew would happen because Nancy Pelosi does not blink. Personally, personally, I think promoting the state of the union will be good for Trump's approval rating because Americans are very supportive of him. Not speaking is the thing they join now for many people to shutdown still feels abstract, especially if you don't rely on government for systems, you know, people like what do I care? I'm flying first class. Well, enough along pilots flight attendants air, traffic controllers are expressing growing concern saying air safety is deteriorating by the day, the government shutdown drags on their unions issued a joint statement saying they can't even predict the point at which the entire system will break. Oh, hell, no. They can't predict when the system now.

president nNcholas Maduro Trump Merckel Trudeau Theresa Venezuela Donald Trump Nancy Pelosi Trevor Noah NBC Chuck Todd government South America Yongle Billy Caracas Roy United States Ben NFL
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:43 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's. Today. So I'm Trevor Noah, you guys are amazing coming out here. And thank you for tuning in our guest is it's roof comedian with an HBO special. Amanda seals joining us. Everybody. Only feel also I'll show tonight's the biggest Oscar snubs the sorriest Democrats and robots losing their jobs for a change. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Today is day. Thirty two of the longest government shutdown in American history federal workers are about to miss their second paycheck more and more TSA agents on showing up to work, and the government is so broke the statue of liberty had to get a temp job at quiz knows. But it looks like there may be some good news today because it looks like the shutdown maybe coming to an end breaking news to tell you about. There could be an end in sight to the partial government shutdown now in its thirty second day, the New York Times reporting this afternoon at the Senate will vote on Thursday on two separate bills that would end the shutdown immediately. When includes funding for the president's border wall. The second would extend funding agencies currently shutdown that funding through February aid. Congratulations, congress the first step to doing the minimum. Yeah. Product. The product. Look the truth is passing these bills still a long shot. But right now, I feel like everyone is so desperate. This counts. As good news. Which shouldn't you know? It's like if the doctor came out of the room and said, great news about your husband's Kansas surgery. I've made the first incision, and I'm almost ready to remove the sponge left inside in the last time. This is good. And the big plan is to poss- funding through February eighth. That's the weirdest thing of America's just going to re up the government for two weeks at it's like, it's a boost mobile plan. Yeah. This is my burner government. I don't like to get attached. In other news. This week is the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. It's an annual event will the world's leaders gathered to talk about the economy, and you know, the state of the world and in their downtime, they perform ritual sacrifices to the dock Lord Beth Mets what you guys think. Just binging borak horsemen is that what you're thinking luminosity people grow up, but this year this year the list of ten is much shorter. Because there's a lot going on in many developed countries. The United States isn't attending because of the shutdown fronts isn't attending because of their protests written isn't going because of Brexit. Putin isn't going because he's Bhuttan. At this point. The guest list is looking like the vita. Chris Brown's Oscar potty is like, oh, yeah. I don't know. Even even India isn't sending anyone which I'm sorry, each telling me, they said one person they've got a billion people in their country. Just like everyone Indians. Look we would have loved to come. But there there are billion things to do here. Okay. You go on without us. But you know, the African countries are still going, right? Yeah. They like finally Uganda's time too shy. We didn't invite you like it doesn't matter. We have to come in. Moving on now to Japan home of ninety three percents of the world's weird stuff. It turns out they have to dial. It back a little because it was getting too much even for them hotel in Japan says it is firing its robot employees. Did they do the hotel initially started using the robots try and maximize efficiency you might remember some of them were built to look like dinosaurs. But guests are apparently complaining the robots are just a nuisance. They say the gadgets wake people up in their rooms thinking they're asking a question when they're actually just snoring. They actually have raptor, robot bell, hops, and those didn't work so well, either humans had to come in and do that job and then to robot luggage carriers could only reach about twenty four of the one hundred rooms in the hotel, and they failed in rain or snow. It's crazy that this didn't work out. No because I don't know about you. But when I'm jetlagged off the fourteen hour flight, the Tokyo, the first thing I wanna do is argue about my Priceline reservation with a raptor. Yeah. I mean, that's that's a vacation in my right? Like, even if you were going to get dinosaurs that were robots to help people. Why would you choose wrapped up the useless at helping the reach the top floor in an.

Trevor Noah Japan Putin HBO Oscar Amanda New York Times Davos TSA president Priceline Kansas surgery Uganda Senate India United States America Switzerland Chris Brown Tokyo
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

04:43 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"This is the daily show with Trevor Noah, here's. Today. So I'm Trevor Noah, you guys are amazing coming out here. And thank you for tuning in our guest is it's roof comedian with an HBO special. Amanda seals joining us. Everybody. Only feel also I'll show tonight's the biggest Oscar snubs the sorriest Democrats and robots losing their jobs for a change. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Today is day. Thirty two of the longest government shutdown in American history federal workers are about to miss their second paycheck more and more TSA agents on showing up to work, and the government is so broke the statue of liberty had to get a temp job at quiz knows. But it looks like there may be some good news today because it looks like the shutdown maybe coming to an end breaking news to tell you about. There could be an end in sight to the partial government shutdown now in its thirty second day, the New York Times reporting this afternoon at the Senate will vote on Thursday on two separate bills that would end the shutdown immediately. When includes funding for the president's border wall. The second would extend funding agencies currently shutdown that funding through February aid. Congratulations, congress the first step to doing the minimum. Yeah. Product. The product. Look the truth is passing these bills still a long shot. But right now, I feel like everyone is so desperate. This counts. As good news. Which shouldn't you know? It's like if the doctor came out of the room and said, great news about your husband's Kansas surgery. I've made the first incision, and I'm almost ready to remove the sponge left inside in the last time. This is good. And the big plan is to poss- funding through February eighth. That's the weirdest thing of America's just going to re up the government for two weeks at it's like, it's a boost mobile plan. Yeah. This is my burner government. I don't like to get attached. In other news. This week is the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. It's an annual event will the world's leaders gathered to talk about the economy, and you know, the state of the world and in their downtime, they perform ritual sacrifices to the dock Lord Beth Mets what you guys think. Just binging borak horsemen is that what you're thinking luminosity people grow up, but this year this year the list of ten is much shorter. Because there's a lot going on in many developed countries. The United States isn't attending because of the shutdown fronts isn't attending because of their protests written isn't going because of Brexit. Putin isn't going because he's Bhuttan. At this point. The guest list is looking like the vita. Chris Brown's Oscar potty is like, oh, yeah. I don't know. Even even India isn't sending anyone which I'm sorry, each telling me, they said one person they've got a billion people in their country. Just like everyone Indians. Look we would have loved to come. But there there are billion things to do here. Okay. You go on without us. But you know, the African countries are still going, right? Yeah. They like finally Uganda's time too shy. We didn't invite you like it doesn't matter. We have to come in. Moving on now to Japan home of ninety three percents of the world's weird stuff. It turns out they have to dial. It back a little because it was getting too much even for them hotel in Japan says it is firing its robot employees. Did they do the hotel initially started using the robots try and maximize efficiency you might remember some of them were built to look like dinosaurs. But guests are apparently complaining the robots are just a nuisance. They say the gadgets wake people up in their rooms thinking they're asking a question when they're actually just snoring. They actually have raptor, robot bell, hops, and those didn't work so well, either humans had to come in and do that job and then to robot luggage carriers could only reach about twenty four of the one hundred rooms in the hotel, and they failed in rain or snow. It's crazy that this didn't work out. No because I don't know about you. But when I'm jetlagged off the fourteen hour flight, the Tokyo, the first thing I wanna do is argue about my Priceline reservation with a raptor. Yeah. I mean, that's that's a vacation in my right? Like, even if you were going to get dinosaurs that were robots to help people. Why would you choose wrapped up the useless at helping the reach the top floor in an.

Trevor Noah Japan Putin HBO Oscar Amanda New York Times Davos TSA president Priceline Kansas surgery Uganda Senate India United States America Switzerland Chris Brown Tokyo
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:33 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"So that's one reason. The other reason is I believe that the philosophy that black women have developed over hundreds of years says much about black womanhood as it says about everyone else's experiences. And frankly, I just think we're smarter. If we listen to black women as not to say, the black women are always, right, but black women black women. Do always have a right to be heard. Right. And when you don't model what it means to take. Black women seriously public discourse, it reinforces the idea that people don't have to take us seriously. I if you if you look at the ideas, and if you look at America's relationship with the black woman, what would you hope change you? Right. So many ideas in the book, but what would you hope you would see change in the country? I would hope that we are at a moment where it can be taken for granted that if you are having a conversation about anything that has implications for the body politic writ large that you look around the table of that conversation and know that their voices missing without someone having to tell you we should not at this stage of the game have to write you a letter send you a tweet write an essay about David Brooks. And how off track is we shouldn't have to do these things anymore that even if you don't quite understand the extent to which our contribution is important that you should be able to look around room and go something is missing here. Right. Without a black woman having to tell you I love how in the book, you talked about small and meaningful protests that you you try and implement in your life. For instance, you talk about how you're done coach switching you say. What you love is you go I'm not just going to be black. I'm going to try and beat the black hist black that I can't be latest. They and. And that's that's a really interesting idea. Why do you think it's so important to do that? Do you think do you think coats, wishing reinforces the stereotypes that people have about black people? So they go, oh, you sound more white ergo whiteness is associated with smartness. And then you go like, no, I'm going to be as blackness, you think a black person can be while still maintaining that level of intelligence is that. Yeah. Switching is a marvellous cultural tradition. And I love it. I love that. I'm able to do it. I also love that. I'm able to choose not to do it. What I am doing. When I do it is that I am acknowledging the fact that I have cheat. Certain status symbols that we tend to sociology with people who don't look like me. And I want to make people uncomfortable with the fact that they are uncomfortable. With me reconcile the fact that if you think I am anything worthwhile intelligent or attractive or important. I want them to reconcile that with the fact that I sound like I sound. I looked like what I look like, right? I am what I am. It's such a powerful idea. The so many essays that tackle so many subjects. I mean, everything from you talking about how Serena Williams had to basically, you know, commandeer own treatment in a hospital because people didn't know how to treat. You talk about the mortality rates of black women giving birth in America. You talk about your own stories where you went to your favorite bookstore. And they they took your purse because they were afraid that you were going to steal books. Always think is a great thing to let people steal anyway. Right. Steal the books whatever, but they were used books like give those away. Right. You do you do urge to go back to that bookstore? And be like, oh, no I'm here to sign my own. We have a word for that. And that's called being petty. And yes, yes. Thank you so much for being on the show. Sick is an amazing book by the mazing woman. Tracy

America Tracy Serena Williams David Brooks
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:32 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"Detect whether there's a number one or number two in the diaper. Wow. What DiPoto with built a notification? What else has a built in notification cumin shits, right? Trust me, let you know when it's in the room or even the next room, depending on what you ate. Okay. You don't need to bring to into this also who wants to get notifications on their phone every time baby takes a crap Norfolk. Asics are supposed to be good things. I don't want to be like, oh, my phones buzzing. I wonder if it's my food. That's you know, that's just my son's food coming out of its, but. One is that it does give me a chance to see what I would be buying. If I had unlimited money. Limber giddy has partnered with Los Angeles space company body Fred's to create a top of the line massage chair called the LB F seven fifty it has the aesthetics and paint job of Lamborghini and comes with LED lighting. Now, if this looks like something, that's maybe a bit too fancy for your house. You might be right. It's worth a cool thirty thousand dollars, and it's mostly being sold in places like Macau Asia. So basically, you need to be like crazy rich and Asian to buy this. Interesting. Anyway, you have thirty thousand dollars to spend on massage chair. You don't need them size chair. Okay. What could you possibly be stressed about carrying all your money? Hooding back. But a real skies of every see the robots for one week a year. They get to be the creepiest things in Las Vegas here at the v hottest products and robots are powered by artificial intelligence or the oil intelligence program to give robots personality, and sometimes an attitude, please don't touch me what I. Yeah. You tell him how to me too. This is just the beginning. Of robots sorting whites. Right. Next thing. You know, you'll room buzz gonna wanna living wage and benefits already got two cavities because my electric toothbrush went on paid vacation. So that rule by to be touched. But some of these other ones getting downright needy. And this is it's a contraction of loving and robots. Many of the smartest robot companies. I'm seeing here including groove X are saying robots need to be relatable. Even before they are capable the body is covered with dozens of sensors when I when I carry it and hold it and stroke at a certain way it remembers that it learns its relationship with me, the more time, you spend with it, the better, it knows you and the more it'll become attached to you. And actually be round you more. You'll tech notes. You don't have to try so hard to make machines likable. Okay. We already love them. You see this little guy right here this. This thing is like my best friend, right? I would die for it. One time. I left ain't a cab. And I tell him to Liam Neeson and take it. Because I have a particular set of skills and particular set of news on that phone. That I will be needing back where What do do you you say say that? that? I'm glad you got it back. Yeah. I had to kill eight guys in Paris. But you gotta do what you gotta do. I mean, have you seen these news treble their incredible runny Chang everyone? We'll be right back. Welcome back. Mike guest tonight is an assistant professor of sociology at Virginia Commonwealth university and a critically acclaimed author who's new book is called thick and other essays. Please welcome back to the show. Cressey McMillan cotton..

Asics DiPoto assistant professor of sociolo Liam Neeson Macau Asia Lamborghini Norfolk Limber Chang Las Vegas Virginia Commonwealth universi Los Angeles Fred Paris thirty thousand dollars one week
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:32 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"He's just making up new ones that don't exist. Mexicans have canidu- cobs. That's a good thing or a bad thing even Mexicans like, thank you. I mean, I have been getting my steps in. So the first clue is racist seeming, but on the other hand cans loop isn't a racist fruits like if he really wanted to be racist. He could have said bananas all what melon, you know, classic races fruits. So we still need more proof. And look what's this? It's another clue talked about Muslims working in your pork. Plants and say, I don't want Muslims walk working in my pork plant because they need X didn't. What did you say, Chris, you gotta have a sense of humor. Here's why here's a soundbite rationale is that if infidels that are eating this, pork, they're not eating. And so as long as they're preparing this pork for infidels. It helps send him to hell, and it must make a lot happy. Geez. Why do I don't want people do in my or it won't eat it? Fair enough. Damn. So Steve king says he doesn't want Muslims working in Polk factories because he thinks it makes them happy to feed the rest of us poke because it'll send us to hell. So in his mind, the some was Lewis who hate everyone else so much. They're like I want to destroy these infidels. Let's blow them up. No, no too easy. That's open the pork shop feed them. Delicious bacon and watch them enjoy themselves for many years until they died and not truly and then go to hell..

Chris Steve king Polk Lewis
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

03:53 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"But I will say this. If the government shutdown means that Trump gets each each book as every night, then this thing is going to last forever. Buckle up, folks. All right. Let's move on to our main story. Racism, as we all know it died for good the night. Barack Obama was elected president. But a strange thing happened this week. We learned that racism may be coming back to life. And it turns out it's already in the house house. Republican leaders came down hard on one of their own last night. I awoke congressman Steve king was stripped of his committee assignments less than a week after making come into the New York Times that was widely seen as racist decision was made by house GOP leader Kevin McCarthy and other top Republicans. These are not the first time. We've heard these comments. That is not the party of Lincoln, definitely not America. He ought to resign and move on. And what someone else who represents American values. Take your seat. One Republican who did not weigh in was President Trump. I I haven't been following. I really haven't for. You haven't been following it. What else are you doing? I'm extremely busy. Folks. Do you think a name like Jeff bozo? Just comes out of nowhere genius that takes time. But this is a big deal. The Republican party has punished one of its own for making racist comments. And if you haven't been keeping up with the story, what happened is in an interview with the New York Times. Steve king, basically said that he doesn't think there's anything wrong with being a white supremacist now that feels like a pretty racist things to say, which makes it even more surprising that Trump isn't following this. I mean, you'd think of algorithm or something would have recommended by. Now, we like if you like Charlottesville, you'll love Steve king. But as damning as king's comments sounds most people he's claiming that it's not what he said. It's just how we heard it's the New York Times suggesting that I'm an advocate for white nationalism and white supremacy. I wanna make one thing abundantly clear. I reject those labels and the evil ideology that they define. Okay. So Steve king went from saying those terms. Not offensive to them rejecting them and calling them evil. I haven't seen a turnaround that drastic since the movie Titanic. Remember with iceberg started off as a good guy. And then out of nowhere just thought of killing. Everybody has like what the hell iceberg. So as it stands Steve king said a thing that's really racist. But he claims that he isn't racist at all. So which is as you racist or not, well, I think this sounds like a job for Trevor Noah racism detective. Oh, hello. It's still me. Trevor Noah racism detective, you can tell them real detective because I'm wearing funny hats, and I have a magnifying glass for like burning answer. Whatever people use that phone. So now that I have all my guess time to investigate whether congressman Steve king is actually a racist. And he has first clue clip of Steve king in two thousand thirteen saying disparaging things about Mexican immigrants. They aren't all of aladic Tories. They weren't all brought in by their parents for everyone who's valedictorian. There's another hundred out there that they way one hundred and thirty pounds and they've got calves asides cantaloupes because they're all seventy five pounds of marijuana across the desert. Okay. That that's like the weirdest. Math problem. I've ever heard. If Jose is one hundred thirty pounds and he's holding seventy five pounds of marijuana. His cubs would be the size of what fruits. But the weirdest part of this one is that king isn't even working existing stereotypes..

congressman Steve king President Trump New York Times Republican party Trevor Noah Kevin McCarthy Barack Obama marijuana president Lincoln Jeff bozo congressman America Charlottesville Jose cubs seventy five pounds one hundred thirty pounds thirty pounds
"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

02:09 min | 3 years ago

"trevor noah" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

"We'll jump the most to thirteen dollars per month from eleven dollars. That's right. Netflix is increasing its prices, which I'm sorry is so unfair today even care about how this is gonna affect me, and my mom and keep hookah and Kalisa and all the other people using my accounts. No, they don't care. They don't care. I mean before I could divide never dollars by eleven people who have my poss- would thirteen that should make no sense not want to give to more people might log in details. So if anyone wants to join my account, it's t- Noah and the possible is a combo, okay. Praise. I will admit I do get why Netflix is doing this. Right. Netflix just spent one hundred million dollars to buy friends. Yeah. That's a lot of money. That's almost as much as Don Junius spent to by his friends. Speaking of the trumps it is now day twenty five of the government shutdown the longest in American history. And it looks like now even President Trump is starting to feel the effects and feast for champions, the Clemson Tigers football team was treated to a vast spread of fast food during the physics to the White House much of the White House residence staff is not working because of the shutdown. So President Trump he footed the Bill and treated the NCWA champs to burgers fries and pizza Burger King. Wendy's and McDonald's we have big Macs with quarter Pounder with cheese. We have everything that I liked that you like, what's your favorite thing here? Mr president. You may American food. I like how I like how he busted himself because we got all the things that I like that you like that you like that you like and is anything more Trump than eating McDonalds by candle lights. Like, if you like, that's if you combine any fancy thing with any garbagey thing, that's Trump style. Mcdonald's by candlelight s-, Kev. The in a porta potty him in the White House..

President Trump Netflix White House Mr president McDonald President Don Junius Clemson Tigers McDonalds Noah Wendy one hundred million dollars thirteen dollars eleven dollars