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Fresh update on "trevor" discussed on Tiki and Tierney
"But this this is the fall out from the Nolan or an auto trade. This is this is the aftereffect. You know this thought that they were just going to take the money that they save by not paying. Nolan are not. Oh, and paying. Trevor story. It's nonsense. In the report today from Jon Heyman. The tweet just goes to further fortify that. What are they waiting for? To be able to start talking extension. I mean, this is the fall out. From the Nolan are not trade, which was fall out from not following through on their commitment to improve the team each year. Which is fall out from Jeff Bright. It's spending a ton of money on in Desmond, Jake McGee, Way Davis and Brian Shaw, which is a fall out from Dick Monfort, trusting his farm director to handle major league free agent signings, which is a fall out from Dan O'Dowd. Resigning. Position, which is fallout from Dick Monfort, refusing to fire him, which is fall out from Dick Mom for being a bad owner, which is fall out for Major league baseball, granting him a major league franchise cause and effect people. It's all linked. One scenario begets another. Really. At the end of the day, I blame Major League Baseball. I mean, that's really who you need to blame here. Don't believe them. Mom. Efforts were the only group bidding. For the MLB franchise. And honestly, just because they're bidding doesn't mean you have to give it to them. Here. Oklahoma City is beautiful. This time of year, you could have put a team of Florida and put a team in Oklahoma. Or North Dakota. He's gone like He's gone. We just can't report because we don't have firsthand knowledge. And that's what some people said about yesterday's game. So Rockies lose 10 Nothing. Trevor Bowers debut. By the way, Why isn't anybody crucifying Trevor Bauer for taking the easy road to a championship? Is that on Lee, the MBA. Line. You know, Trevor Baur joined up with a team that would have been favored to win the World Series without him. I mean, this is Now Trevor Bauer is not the stature is not as good of a pitcher as Kevin Durant is a basketball player is not far off. Cy Young winner. Reigning defending Cy Young winner Nobody. Says anything. I didn't even say anything, but it's like He's taking the easy path to a championship. Only in the MBA. Do we criticize guys for that? Okay? So they lose 10 Nothing. They actually fared better against Trevor Bauer in two innings than they did anybody else, and it's not like The Dodgers were throwing out a bunch of guys that they're not going toe see during the regular season. I mean, Kenley Jansen, Tony gone, Solin. Blake trying in was through in that game. There's one more Victor Gonzalez, I think was the other pitcher like these are the guys that the Rockies they're going to go up against every single night. But they didn't have Charlie Black Trevor story in the lineup. Okay, Well, guess what? They're not gonna have Trevor story in the lineup for very much longer. So this is This is a window into what the Rockies will be. It's going to get worse before it gets better. And that's with the assumption which is the rounds rather large assumption at this point that it is going to get better at any point. But I suppose we said the same thing back in their early two thousands. In the 20 tens. And they you know, went to the world serious one year and then another couple of years Recently they went to the playoff So it's a big assumption that the Rockies are ever going to win over these past 30 years, but it has happened. There is precedent despite the best efforts of the people in charge of this organization. But it will get worse before it gets better, and they get worse in this. Is the Rockies draw this out waiting for I don't know. Divine intervention. Who all of a son put money in their bank account. Where they can pay Trevor story. Longer you wait, the worse It's going to be and I understand not immediately trading Trevor story on the heels of trading. Nolan are nado when you got back peanuts and had to pay $50 million Just for the Cardinals to accept a trade. But this is the corner they box themselves into is that they need to trade Trevor Story's sooner rather than later. Or else all that's going to be waiting for them. At the end of this is a compensatory draft pick. No. Why am I watching the Rockies? I didn't want you my listen to him. Why am I doing this? Why do I do this to myself? And I've been struggling with that to say I was actually kind of excited. That baseball was on Like that's the damage that my upbringing has given to me that I am conditioned to look forward to and get excited about baseball season. That is, That is my flaw. That is the damage I bring to the table and If I ever go on a date again, I will be sure to bring it up to any Potential date I would have is like, look just up front. I just want to let you know about the baggage that I'm bringing to the table. I like baseball. And I and I grew up watching the Rockies. So that's that's my baggage. Why do I do it? Part of me is because I like and I think this is overriding reason. If you can identify with this Please 5 to 29872..
Trevor Noah Doesn't Want To Hear Your Vaccine Excuses
"Hundred thousand covert deaths a number that. Nobody wanted to see and as painful as that. Is you have to admit you have to admit it is nice to see. America's president actually take a moment just a moment to recognize the toll that corona virus has taken. I mean the only time the previous president showed any sadness was when he accidentally deleted fox news off of his. Dvr what a day for americans. What does that day. My sweet hannity has gone. The good news is that the number of new infections has plummeted in the last few weeks. But what's interesting is the number that they've plummeted to is where they were lost july. Which at the time. Everyone thought was so horrifying that the country immediately started locking down again. And this just goes to show you that your perspective can change based on where you're coming from. That's it's like. If i go to tech right now wolf i'd probably be like this is my life but if i went from being attacked by full wolves to one wolf. I'm probably be like what a relaxing way to stop the week. So look this is why it's so important to get people vaccinated as quickly as possible. And don't give me any excuses about how you're too busy or it's not convenient last weekend and nine hundred year old. Seattle woman walked six miles in the snow to keep her appointment because the roads hadn't been plowed. Which is incredible. Although if you believe people stories walking miles snow is what they do all the time. They love that shit but still if a nine year old woman can do it. You can do it too. I don't tell me but trevor. I'm not ninety years old too young to get the vaccine right now. That's also no excuse a strange story now. Showing the length to florida women were willing to go to to get the vaccine. They're caught dressing as granny's just so they can get the shot now. Here's the thing it worked for. The first time around officials say the women are thirty. Four and forty four years old so you can see one of the more abundant and long cardigan. Didn't make much of an effort to cover up a vaccinators thought. They looked funny so they were stopped before getting their shots. And that's when they found out both women had faked their birth dates. Now officials want to know how they were able to get away with getting the first shot. The women are not facing any charges but police did yell at them calling their actions selfish okay. This is outrageous. You call that dressing up as a granny. All that woman did was put on. Its own and that other. One didn't do anything to wig hunch over or even easier just download the facebook phone. I mean if you got that you're seventy five minimum. If you want to teach away to the vaccine you at least have to put in the work. No one would have booked charade. I'm pretty sure. Mrs doubtfire wouldn't have gotten the kids back if he's just showed up like hey. It's me mrs doubtfire nanny. How did they even think that they could pretend to be old women at that age. I mean personally. I blame porn. You know they start putting women in the category of twenty six. Of course we have unrealistic ideas of what granny's look like but what's crazy is they would have gotten away with it if the doctors hadn't gotten suspicious. Hey wait a minute. If you're a grandma how come you haven't tried to set me up with one of your grandkids yet.
FDA approves one-shot Johnson and Johnson vaccine
"Use of Johnson and Johnson. Single shot vaccine profits have shown the Johnson and Johnson shot has an 85% effectiveness against severe disease. And it's 100% effective against hospitalizations and death out of more than 40,000 trial participants. Just two reportedly had suspected severe allergic reactions. Johnson and Johnson says it's monitoring both of those cases maybe sees Trevor Ault If the FDA
CDC Warns Against Returning to Normal Too Soon: 'The Virus is Not Done With Us'
"A third vaccine, most likely on the way and millions more doses. We know that Americans are excited about what's to come. But we're getting mixed signals about the state of the pandemic now. Details from a B C's Trevor all North Carolina started allowing gyms, restaurants and stores to expand their hours. Mississippi might lift its mask mandate for people who have been vaccinated in Texas might lift it all together. But health officials are fearing nationwide progress is stalling, and the CDC director has warned against returning to normal too soon. She says. We might be done with the virus. But the virus is not done with us here in Ohio
Ted Cruz's Post-Cancun Photo Op in Texas
"Texas a week after the state was battered by wind. Storms that took out the power grid. Nearly nine million. People still don't have clean water but don't worry. Help is on the way after getting blasted for flying to cancun when his own heat twins off. Ted cruz texas. Senator and disney prince before true. Love's kiss is now back in his home state doing literal minimum for the sake of the cameras. Ted cruz appeared back in front of the cameras now. He spent the weekend helping houston residents and first responders sir barbecue to firefighters and police officers also delivered safe drinking water to folks who need it. Sorry crews this is not gonna cut it. My man see this right here. This is the politician version of coming home with flowers. The day after valentine's day is not nothing. But you'll ask still sleeping on the couch and honestly i don't know why politicians try to pull off these. Lame photo ops. They basically just turn people who actually need real help into political props and they're photographer's probably just made worse. Yes yes that's fabulous dollar. Yes yes if more more like you don't have any food or water. But i don't have any food. Use that yes. He missed
Strong, Black, and Hot Enough To Give You Second Degree Burns
"Lack women oprah beyond saying and all your favorite reaction means. I've heard people say they like their women like they like their coffee. Strong black hot enough to give you second degree burns. Careful what you wish for darius but the thing is not all black women are strong and even the ones that are strong aren't just that we doors open for us to especially with someone with biceps like michael jordan. Ads like michael jordan. Hare like michael b jordan but unfortunately a strong black woman stereotype is rained in american culture. It has a long history. About as old as morgan freeman and batty white combined now you may be wondering what is a strong black woman is the idea that black women are emotionally resilient naturally selfless to browns ask for help and can succeed with no resources so basically every care to play by viola davis. The irony is the strong black woman. Stereotype was started by black women to combat all the negative ones the in the aftermath of slavery there were really only to stereotypes of black women. You were either from sex temperatures jacksonville or a man who was just there to smother people in booze in response black suffragette mary. Church terrell point strong black woman motto listing as we climb and i get what she was going for butt lift as we climb even bodybuilders. Don't do both at the same time. You expect a black woman to do more than swertz nigger in his prime but overtime society shrank of black woman down to just her strikes and the popular conception now is that black women can bear and overcome any birth. We see all over our culture in movies like the color purple who my life. And how can we forget ghost. We're whoopi goldberg literally has to let a white man. U's her body to rub foreheads with his fiancee. Even when black women only have one line strong as hell move you will be moved. Damn at least let her say hello. Let's all say what's wrong with being perceived as strong. Isn't it a good thing. No not if black women destroy their mental and physical health trying to live up to it and not people think black women are so strong they make them do all the work on their own. Look stacey abrams. She helped democrats win georgia and before you knew it. Using active vaccine distribution the new york. Subway and kim and guy is marriage. The stereotype even reaches the doctor's office. Black women are less likely to be properly diagnosed. They have a much higher maternal mortality rate. And they're less likely to be believed about their symptoms and pay so a black woman basically has to be a doctor to know everything that's going on with her body and then convinced another doctor that that's what's happening. I was in. a car. Accident lacerations and internal bleeding a morphine drip and prep surgery stack. We'll get you a couple of bandaids. you'll be fine. What's so the next time you see a black woman struggling at work or trying to lift the box help her. Don't just stand there like you're about to see wonder woman in action in fact if you're in the new york area moving this week and i could use some help moving my couch because i'll be damned if i'm going to back lifting my own couch.
Interview With Amanda Cassar
"Welcome again to that i typically. The podcast will even in family business. My name is susan brand scope. I am your highest of course and today we've got with us. The lovely man kazaa who earns two businesses wealth planning partners and trusted aide care services at the gulf coast. She's also currently the chair of the meanwhile around tyrosine really does keep yourself busy. And not just that. She has written a fabulous book called financial secrets revealed and of course ones one of the businesses as a family business with her two adult children and also has suspended working alongside her before that time when she first started she was also in business with her parents. I can't wait to hear some of the insights and learning all about working with your children and look working with your parents and how that sometimes pan out so welcome to the show man. That's lovely to have you with us. Thank you so much for having me. It's great to be here. What quite an amazing story. Now you've got to add all children and you system working with you all congratulations for that. Hanno on how did you family business get started. I ended up working for a friend of my father's out of high school. He back then was what you'd call a life or a life insurance agent Lowest in insurance and superannuation. And i became his secretary pretty much straight out of high school and not long into that. My father joined the business. He was what we'd call a fiery or foreign general insurance burqa said look. After business insurance house contents and cows well-traveled look after the law and superannuation so it sort of started becca generation before the children came along. That was before. I even had children and around that time i got married and was hitting off on my honeymoon so i tried my mom up to do a bit of mean answering defines while i was gone so mom and dad were in the business with my former employee treva and that was probably around ninety four when i got married and then the children came along ninety six and ninety eight. I did have a couple of years off to raise the babies and unite changed. The rate is at school and do all the mom stop. How bad on talk show. Which figured it wasn't actually very good at so went back to work and Did side the children is that were growing up. And i look. I've got his business. Trevor in the meantime has retied any seventies dad retired and moved on and took iva. Holly insult the financial planning saad and said to them. You know if you ever work in business. There's an opportunity for you to do that. Which they both promptly went. There is no way wherever working with you stay. My son went off to become a mechanic after school when to tried college. A my daughter Went to college and became a makeup specialist so that stage it was just may and Some others plotting away but eventually my son turned up one day and sit all have been thinking about doing my diploma of financial planning and i said oh you halfway through mechanic apprenticeship. Would you wanna do that. Oh it's not working out the way thought going to be dirty and fifty thousand dollars for the rest of my life cy. Maybe i should think about something else. So i said well i'd really love it if he could finish your apprenticeship But i don't have any issues with you. Stop studied starting study so we saw him outta studies diploma or financial. Planning and the next morning i received a fine coal. What are you doing mom so well. It's seven thirty on putting my face on like most think is often given my tools of vincent time and i'll let you knew that was going. He was softening the bar. He did said absolutely so then. He started hot talk with me while he was doing. His studies to in base roles like everybody swiping to flow is cleaning supplies washing up and starting on the fights and then yet my daughter eventually decided she coming into a bit of admin as well when my son decided he wanted to actually moving to the planning spicer yen the rest as they say is history
Huawei unveils flagship foldable smartphone for China market
"Have another foldable phone. This one from wall way. Sarah tells all about it all right away. The made x. two which now holds the screen inside like the samsung galaxy. Fold rather than wrapping around the outside when you close it while we added a second six point. Four or five inch led ninety. Heard screen to the made to for you to use. It is folded. The inside foldable screen is eight inches. Twenty four by twenty display and the company says the mate x has less of an internal gap so it folds flatter than the galaxy full. So they're obviously making comparisons there. The screen folds into a waterdrop shape at the hinge when closed to prevent chrissy and and also breaking the made two launches but the android ten based. Em ui eleven. No google services but while we says it will be. One of the first device is upgraded to harmony os. That's always us in april. The made extra comes to china on february twenty fifth for seventy thousand nine hundred ninety nine one which is about two thousand seven hundred eighty five. Us dollars the announcement was conducted in mandarin nod. In english as is as it was in previous announcements and facts while we may run out of parts in q to even one if us trade restrictions do remain in place. Nick asia reported last week. That always told suppliers smartphone component orders would-be sixty percent lower than last year. Yes on the one hand we we see wah wah moving over to samsung's form factor On the other hand they are touting unimproved hinge that they say well. We've moved there because we've made it better but outside this is obviously targeted only domestically in china and We it's a question of even how many they could make to sell in china. Trevor have you been paying attention to this. Yeah i mean. I think if you're running out of chips the navy a good strategy would be to put out a phone. That's this expensive. You know you're not gonna sell now. Granted they they've probably been working on this for years but like that's going to help like how many people are going to spend twenty eight hundred dollars on a folding fund but it puts wall in a position where they're innovating on this new form factor. And personally. I think that the the full actually works really well. Because you don't have that sort of lopsided gap that you do in other foldables while way is playing out the clock here. They're they're hoping they can find a way out of this and they just wanna keep making models. They sold off on her but they do not want to sell off while way itself which would be the only other way out of this but if the. Us doesn't budge. Which doesn't look like it's going to. I'm not sure how long they can go. Obviously not longer than q two if things stay exactly the way they are now. Well the the foldable itself looks pretty nice guy. I didn't watch the entire announcement again in mandarin but the subtitles. I can follow along pretty well but it does look at least you know when someone standing on stage telling you about specs. It looks to be very nice When it's you know when it's when it's being used in tablet form You got a nice little eight inch screen when you've when it's when it's folded but you can still use it as a phone kind of block easy but i think for anyone who's like yeah but i have multiple devices and one that makes sense. It does seem pretty sturdy. One thing i did like about it was that they said that it was waited on one side and it reminded me a lot of the e-readers in adel put more weight on. What side because it's a more natural way to hold the device when you're holding it open so i think that's something that hopefully other foldables will adopt. Because they're sort even because they're trying to distribute the parts evenly across the
Eagles trade Carson Wentz to Indianapolis Colts
"You. What are your thoughts here on. The carson wentz listening to come and key overpaid underpaid. Who won the tree. There's just so many opinions out there. What's yours i mean my opinion is for carson wentz. This is best case scenario. I mean this time was up in philly. The the philadelphia fans didn't want him and he didn't want the philadelphia eagles anymore so he gets to move on to a place where he wants to go and he never made it public that he wanted to be an indianapolis colts. But this is the best place for him. Is frank reich. A guy that believes in them. You have a very good defense a good run game. Excellent offensive line some young weapons on the outside. But to me this is put up or shut up for carson. Wentz and frank right reich. You're staking your your career on this guy being what he was in two thousand and seventeen when you haven't had him and now if you're carson wentz you're in a perfect situation for yourself to resubmit yourself as one of the top tier quarterbacks in this league and if you don't do it i believe this is his last opportunity as a no brainer starter for any organization ryan. What's your reaction to the eagles having the six pick and potentially targeting a quarterback at the six spot. You know what i think. The eagles would be stupid to be messed up at quarterback again. Right you look at it last year carson. Wentz didn't play well. You drafted a guy in the second round so there were rumblings that people wanted to see him play and then he plays any outplays carson wentz and now you find yourself in this issue. Do you really want the do that. Couldn't read his press statement in his opening. Press conference to start to season the season with a quarterback controversy. And here's the other problem. Let's say. Trevor lawrence and anzac wilson go one two or go one three. And if you're picking where the philadelphia eagles are if you're not in love with the quarterback don't waste your pick. Don't put yourself in another bad position. And listen to you. Look at trae lance you look at justin feels and i know people are going to kind of compare these guys based on color but that's not it. I'm just talking about style of play. We're talking about two quarterbacks that extend plays the same way. that jalen hurts us. Two quarterbacks that can make all the throws but may read things a step through slow if you listen to some of the skull which. I don't believe about justin fields. Which are going to have quarterbacks. That are very similar at at very similar ages competing. And i don't necessarily know if that's the right thing for an organization starting over with the new coach when you have a guy that had some success in jalen hurts. Evaluate him seeing. If he's your quarterback of the future anythi is you don't waste at picking us to get better somewhere else.
Los Angeles Dodgers' Trevor Bauer Vows To Learn From Social Media Mistakes
"Our spoke with reporters a couple days ago after signing that deal with the dodgers. The dodgers landmark agreement with bowers been met with clear reservation and in some instances disdain by some of the team's fans although they're concerned aren't about is projected onfield performance bowers boundless social media activity included includes instances that have prompted accusations of online bullying too which involve women who became subject harassment by bowers followers. Bauer after signing three year. Two million dollar deal with opt outs throughout said last thursday that he is evolving. Everyone makes mistakes in the past. I try to learn from them. I try to learn as quickly as i possibly can try to understand other people's viewpoints on things and be better in the future. I think if you look at the history is baseball player. I history on social media. My history is a person for those who know me well. They'll see that. I have played that process. Everything that i do. I'm committed to doing that. Moving forward as well and i'm here to be a positive impact on anyone that can be both in the community in the clubhouse on the field at the stadium. Whatever the case says so. I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to win with this with this group. I'm excited to interact with a dodger fans and the community of l. a. I grew up here. I've been a long time. I spent twenty years here before. I signed professionally. I my parents are still here. A member of the community. I still consider myself a member of the community. And i look forward to having a positive impact on the community.
QB Lawrence undergoes left shoulder surgery
"Lawrence is having his shoulder surgery today. That's his labor, um of his non throwing left shoulder just after hosting NFL Scouts for Pro Day last week. Were you surprised him onlookers by participating in a full throwing drill. The presumed number one pick didn't have to lift a finger in the draft process to be selected first, according to many on considering his damage left shoulder. Some thought that his workout last week was an unnecessary risk Fire cell Sal you would have thrown for scouts last week. If you were Trevor Laurence.
Trevor Lawrence to undergo labrum surgery Tuesday on his non-throwing shoulder
"Here from rap sheet on your guy Trevor Laurence. He will have labor, um, surgery on his left shoulder on Tuesday. It's going to be a 5 to 6 months recovery. He will there He is expected to be fined by training camp. Let non throwing shoulder right, non throwing shoulder labor, um, surgery. I mean, you never want to hear labor, um and shoulder and surgery, but Don't non throwing shoulder can't be that huge. Now you do wonder he takes a big hit gets lands on that shoulder. Look, too. I had a lot of injury concerns coming out, and he didn't look great this year. So, yeah, different injury of it, and Trevor Laurence is like 65 to 20. I still think guys that run that he had against Ohio State in the playoff. Not this past year with the beer before, is like up there with the Tommy Frazier run against Florida. Mike Vick Falcons run against the Vikings. The Steve Young run, uh in the playoffs. I think that was against the Vikings. It's just one of the all time great runs travel. I'm just such a Fanboy of Trevor Laurence.
Lawrence's pro day impresses as surgery looms
"Trevor Laurence got one last chance to throw for NFL teams before the draft as he held his Pro day at Clemson on Friday. Lawrence is the presumptive number one pick, and instead of going through the motions, he decided to throw in front of 17 NFL teams in attendance. Former NFL quarterback and Lawrence's quarterback tutor Jordan. Palmer gave an explanation of the decision, saying quote. The reason he wants to throw is he loves ball and he has nothing to hide and quote is early pro day was due to the fact that he's going to have surgery. On his non throwing shoulder for a Tauron labor before the draft, so he's ready to play in time for the 2021
Los Angeles Dodgers Pitcher Bauer says he is 'committed to being better'
"In his introduction as a Los Angeles Dodger, Trevor Bauer says he is committed to being better. The Dodgers game 102 million over three years to think with them, and he has met that's been met with reservation in some cases disdained by some of the team's fans. Concerns about his projected on field performance aren't the issue despite the fact that he's pitched to a sub for rearranges two of his nine pro seasons instead its powers endless social media activity, which includes instances in which he's prompted accusations of online bullying, two of which involved women. And became the subject to harassment by Bauer's followers. He's made anti transgender jokes, something he denied doing consciously and has dismissed sensitivities around the Cleveland Indians local, prompting questions about his fit in a liberal market and inside a tight knit clubhouse that has become increasingly socially conscious. Just days ago. He has Dodgers fans on Twitter to tone down the autograph requests in public Bauer at his L. A presser on Thursday. Everyone makes mistakes in the past. I try to learn from him. I try to learn as quickly as I possibly can try to understand other people's viewpoints on things and be better in the future. I think if you look at that my history is as a baseball player, my history on social media, and my history is a person for those who know me. Well, they'll see that I applied that processed everything that I do. I'm committed to doing that moving forward as well on. Ultimately, I'm here toe be a positive impact on anyone that I can be both in the community in the clubhouse on the field at the stadium. Whatever the case is, so I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to win with this with this group. I'm excited to interact the Dodger fans and in the community of L A. I grew up here have been a long time. I spent 20 years here before I you know, signed professionally. Parents are still here and a member of the community. I still consider myself a member of the community, and I look forward to having a positive impact on the community. His new deal includes 40 million this coming season a 45 million next season with opt outs after each year. He's coming off the N L. Cy Young and that shortened campaign in which he threw the 1 73 e R. A. The defending World Series champs also avoided arbitration with right hander Walker Bueller. A two year deal worth eight million up to 12 million, though it could escalate to Bueller was an ace for the Dodgers. In their first World Series title since 1988. This is
Massachusetts will vaccinate companions who accompany older people to appointments
"Starting today in massachusetts vaccine eligibility begins for friends and family members to accompany a person who is seventy five years of age or older to their vaccine appointment. Only one companion per person is allowed to sign up for this vaccine appointment at a mass vaccination site regardless of their age or
Lye-poisoning attack in Florida shows cybersecurity gaps in water systems
"We all drink water every day but recently in florida someone tried to turn the water into a weapon. Natalie shocking case of computer hacking in pinellas county. Florida investigators are trying to hunt down. The person who tried to poison a public water supply remotely planned operator monitoring the water in tampa bay city of notice computer breaches starting at about eight. Am friday morning. The hacker was controlling the computer systems mouse and was able to increase the level of sodium. Hydroxide in the water supply from about one hundred parts per million to more than eleven thousand parts per million this is obviously a significant and potentially dangerous increase sodium hydroxide also known as li- is the main ingredient in liquid drain cleaners in large amounts sodium. Hydroxide can cause vomiting chest and abdominal pain. Fortunately a plant operator immediately reduced levels back to what was safe.
Who is QB2 in 2021 NFL Draft?
"It would have been fully justified and with that we welcome you back as always live from the seaport district appear seventeen brought to you by chase. I green this get up and we have a huge our coming your wine. It starts with this. It's a quarterback sneak mc shays make board is in and wait till you see the first four picks. He's with us live to break down off the top. Then wait a minute. What did russell say. Is he talking about getting sri. Didn't from seattle the wild ride in. Nfl history continues. And then we'll tell you how the shawn watson saga plays out and what it will mean for every team in the nfl. All that and more as we get out with you when this hour which starts right now with todd mcshay post super bowl mock draft. It's available right now on espn plus all it. It's fascinating a number one. That's no big surprise. He's got trevor lawrence going number one to urban meyer and the jaguars. But here's where it gets interesting. He also has quarterbacks going to three and four at two he has the jets taking. Byu's zack wilson who has been rising up. Everybody's draft what he has been be talk of the nfl draft process so far at three overall. He's projecting trade the panthers moving up from eight to take north dakota state's train lance to be their quarterback of the future which leaves ohio states justin field sitting there. Four and mcshea has the falcons taking him fields the second highest total qbr in college football season and then jones sliding down a little bit later to make five quarterbacks in the first round in there he is the man with the mic board. It is mcshea and it's awesome. Let's start with this todd. We all understand. Trevor lawrence going number one. Nothing even to discuss. How firmly planted in. Your mind is zack. Wilson right now as the number two quarterback in this draft. I think very firmly. The first thing i do when the season is over and a govan studied the top quarterbacks. Because i know that's what we're going to talk about for the majority of this process leading up to the draft and after lawrence. There's a little bit of a gap and then at zack wilson. And then there's a gap between gods trey lance from north dakota state and justin feels from ohio state. So i think he is clearly the number two quarterback in this class. The question becomes greenie. Is that the jets taking two or the jets gonna move out and allow a team like a carolina to that number two spot to take him. And that all depends on the domino's in terms of the veteran quarterbacks right now where does shawn watson wind up carson wentz. We know is going to get moved to chicago indianapolis. I think joe douglas. The general manager is kind of waiting. And seeing some of these other quarterbacks go and he's fielding phone calls he's not aggressively making calls but fielding calls to see maybe if they can move sam darnold and if they do exactly since the pick for the jets at number two and if not as i said i think the jets will move outta to and wilson will still wind up being that number number two overall pick in this class. I grew the. I've been saying for a while. I agree with you completely. He'll be number two. The question is who winds up making the peck. Then the other part of this is. I'm old enough to remember a time when we wondered if justin fields might supplant trevor lawrence as the number one draft now all of a sudden these the fourth quarterback off the board. How did that happen. You go back. And study games against indiana northwestern. And then the college football playoff national championship game against alabama. He completed around fifty two percent of throws with five interceptions. Those games in my opinion. You look at it physically. He's big. he's sturdy strong who mobile. He's got a big arm all the traits that you look for. But he likes to see his receivers. Come open and get stuck on that. I read very frequently. So you compare him with trae. Lance and i have identical grades on the to train. Lance didn't play the level of competition. Didn't play as many games as is justin fields but i think he processes the game a little quicker in terms of going from his first into a second and third and seeing the entire field. So it won't surprise me if it feels is third quarterback off the board. But i think they're kind of bunched together in that third tier of quarterbacks behind lawrence wilson and then the other two and then i want to ask you about the guy that you currently have fifth because i'm a regular listener of the first draft podcast and so i'm listening the other day to you and field. Yates and mel kiper talking about what was going on at the senior bowl and everyone is raving about matt jones. Your buddy mel had max jones moving this thing and i believe he has him sort of. I believe he hasn't projected higher than you have in projected. What do you see for mack. Jones as this process goes on the fifth quarterback in the first round. Well i think what's going to happen. He's matt jones is going to benefit from the fact that these four quarterbacks are gonna come off the board quickly and it's probably going to be cut because of trades moving up. I have matt jones going number twelve overall right now in a i had chicago moving up to twelve in san francisco. Moving back to twenty we have to see where carson wentz go. It does go to
Health officials worry Super Bowl could be a COVID super-spreader
"Now to the coronavirus crisis and the race to get americans vaccinated today snowstorm failing to stop that effort at a mass vaccination site at six flags in maryland. Despite some positive signs involving the number of new cases in hospitalizations fatalities remained stubbornly high with more than four hundred sixty. Three thousand american lives now lost and with the super bowl tonight concerns that watch parties could fuel yet another surge. Here's abc's trevor. Tonight super bowl festivities underway across the country. Fans lined up outside bars in tampa. It's harder to kind of maintain social distance. When there's so many people out health experts sounding the alarm about superspreader potential. I am worried about today. being super spreader event. We've seen this. After a lot of events and a lot of holidays. The warning comes as the university of north carolina's chancellor promises and investigation into students flooding. The streets late saturday celebrating a rivalry win against duke in spite of school officials urging them not to and in colorado with the governor dialing back corona virus restrictions restaurants. They're ready to welcome larger crowds. We were sixteen and a half people last night and today we're allowed thirty three with cold weather. It makes a huge difference officials. Fear coming super bowl. Surge could undo progress. The us has finally started to make with daily cases falling fifty percent from their january peak president biden. Making this plea. I hope people if you're watching. Be careful this weekend marking one year since the us lost its first life to covid. Nineteen worth four hundred sixty. Three thousand more. Americans have died
How to make your podcast stand out
"In today's episode you'll learn what it takes to stand out in a crowded podcast category. Walk into podcasting cuna. Were you learn the best tips and strategies to launch. Grow and monetize your podcast. This question comes from trevor. Hail trevor here from one pd. And i'm wondering how to stand out when there's a quite a few podcasts. In your category for example when pd is in actual play podcast where we play dungeons and dragons and there's quite a few of them out there i'm wondering for inspiration to set ourselves apart Find a way to prove that were not just another. Dnd podcast hasso any recommendations you have. There would be very appreciated thanks much. Thanks for your question trevor. Now it is true that as podcasting has grown over the last several years certain categories in certain types of shows have become more saturated. But that doesn't mean that there's no room for anything new that you can't build a meaningful audience talking about something that you love so in this episode. I'll talk about three ways that you can separate yourself from the pack and really stand out so you can grow meaningful audience. Even if you're podcasting in a very crowded space the first thing that you'll need to focus on if you're trying to differentiate yourself from other podcast in your category is focus on quality if your listeners have a wide variety of options to choose from when it comes to your subject matter. They're naturally going to go towards the ones that are the most pleasant to listen to. And so you want to focus on making a high quality. Podcast and quality really comes down to two things audio quality. And how well you edit your podcast episodes when it comes to all you quality. There's not a lot you have to do to produce a well recorded show. All you need to do is use a podcast microphone correctly using good microphone. Technique makes you record in a well-treated environment whether it's a walk in closet or a home office. That doesn't have a lot of echo in the background. And then when it comes to editing your podcast episodes a cleanly edited episode will typically win out over a freeform unedited podcast episode long gone. Are the days where you can. Just turn on your microphone. Start recording for two hours. And then upload your podcast host. That's not really doing it anymore. If you want to really grow a meaningful audience this is just a hobby. And you're doing it for fun. Absolutely do your thing. Do what makes you happy. But if you're trying to grow a meaningful audience you need to be editing. Your podcast episodes second thing you can do to really separate yourself from the pack is put more of your personality into your shell. It doesn't matter what you're talking about. The only thing that cannot be replicated. Is you your personality your sense of humor your little quirks the more that you can add your own personality your own touch to the things. You're talking about the more. You will separate yourself from other podcasts. Because the information for the most part is widely available for all of our podcast that we do here a bus route whether it's podcasting q. And a. or bus. Caster how to start a podcast. That information is available in other places other people talk about these subjects as well but the reason that our podcast to exceptionally well in our category is because we're very personable. You know we we talk about the things that we love talking about. In recent episode of bus cast talked about a mystery of why a bunch of people were getting podcast in lake stevens. And you know had a lot of fun with that segment and that was one of the most talked about segments in the entire history of that podcast and we just had a lot of fun with it so the more fun you can have your podcast more personality you can put into it the less likely someone else is going to be able to steal your thunder third thing. You should focus on his collaborating with other podcasters in your space wo travis or are you saying i should go on other people's podcasts. And share my knowledge my expertise with them and help their podcast grow. Yeah because what's going to happen is when you collaborate with other podcasters. Some of their audience is gonna come and check out your show as well. This really is a situation where the rising tide lifts all boats. So people subscribe to podcasts all the time people are subscribed to more than one podcast in your category typically and so. You're not competing apples to apples with other podcasts. If you go and your expertise on somebody else podcast and then they come on as a guest on your podcast. That's going to help. Both of your audiences grow. And here's the cool thing. If you're in a crowded podcast category. That means people wanna hear what you have to say. So the more that you can leverage those existing by collaborating with those podcasts by being a guest on those podcasts by interacting with those podcast hosts and getting to know them and building relationships that is going to help your podcast growth significantly as you continue to put episodes month after month. Thank you so much for sending us your question
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
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"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Imdb he is eight polyglot word. He speaks english. Hossa zulu shoot opera cons and some german. Wow that seems excessive. I understand causal. I don't speak it fluently. My mom just. I don't know she just spoke to me and i'm never learned it. That's weird. I don't really think i speak speak drawn more than i speak on pretty much the same or similar so yeah this is this is mostly true and then some german depending on how so by 'em next when he was young triple was thrown out of a minibus by his mother because she thought the driver from another tribe was trying to kill them. Who wrote this. Why would you it like this. I think it's more trevor. And his mother jumped out of a minibus to save their lives. That's what happened. There just makes like just threw me out. And then she carried on the journey and then we met afterwards. And i was like what happened mom. She's like oh. Yeah my bad as a little paranoid. It began his career in comedy when he was out at a bar in south africa with his cousin and a friend they will both drunk and began heckling a comedian. That's not true. I wasn't drunk. My cousin was on the other hand and he nickeled. the comedian. keyboarding loads was the comedian when the comedian challenge them to come on stage they sent trevor to perform. You went on stage to avoid looking like a scaredy cap and discovered that when he spoke people loft. I'm gonna scaredy. Cat was the reason. I went up to go up because the people said i wouldn't go up so i went up and i'm glad i did. Thank you again born for doing that was a wonderful guy. He told me to try. Submits is a huge fan of roller coasters. I am indeed my favorite thing to do on a roller coaster. Ride with somebody who is the opposite of me. Someone who is not a fan fan of roller coasters. I feel like that.
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Are small businesses. We have to have a plan in the tales matter I would love to start at the beginning of the journey go. It's interesting being Kamala Harris because according to trump you all crazier than Bernie, the Mosul socialist person in the world, and then according to some people you are not progressive enough who are you to you? Like if you introducing Kamala Harris to people. Who is commonly Harris and what are you going to represent when you get into that office? Let me tell you I am the child of parents who fought for civil rights. I. Am the daughter of a mother who arrived in the United States at the age of nineteen. And believed that she and her children could do anything and that we should never hear. No. And and so these are some of the things that have fueled my ambition to fight for equality to fight for justice to fight for fairness, and when I think about the prospect of being the vice president of the United States, those will be my values and my goals informed by the values that are about understanding the need to to fight for the dignity. Of all people fighting for working families fighting for the vulnerable and the voiceless among us these. These are the things that propel me the things that propel me are to fix these problems in a way that we understand the people behind the issues and not just engaging grand gestures but engage in what is actually necessary to address the needs of the people. You know and yeah, the the these people I mean I don't pay attention to the name calling trevor there some of us who have lived a lifetime of being called names and it is predictable and it is childish and it will not distract me. Go Away because when we come back, we'll have more of my conversation with Kamala Harris including why her name is so easy it's so difficult to pronounce..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"College by a thousand votes if black turnout had been at Barack, Obama. Levels in two thousand, sixteen, we talking onery Clinton's reelection. Okay can I just say? I think it's a little much to expect black voters to turn out for any candidates like they did for Barack Obama like being shocked that more black people went to Meghan be stallion concert. Came Perry. Usually the only black people at a Katy Perry show of the ones who thought that she was related to Tyler Perry is this another Medina character I didn't know Medina did white girls but even so this is a huge turnout two, million early black votes. That's right. I said early. So I don't WanNa hear another joke about black people being late again, and wouldn't it be poetic if the black votes swung the election? Because given trump's history of discriminating against black tenants, black people kicking him out of the house who they'll be sweet and by the way. I. Know The media's just to say that the black vote is important but the implication. Is always that it's black voters fault when Shit goes wrong you know if just a small percent of black people had voted differently, trump wouldn't have won. Yeah. But if an even smaller percentage of all white people had voted differently, trump wouldn't have won either. One ever talks about that. It's almost like everyone's like well white people. Of course, they're gonNA make bad choices but black people you should know better. So with the black vote as important as ever both sides are trying to tailor their messages with hopes of resonating with black voters this year, the number of eligible black voters has hit an all time high with both sides scrambling for their support, the trump campaign releasing a new ad highlighting support from black voters..
"trevor" Discussed on Trevor Lockwood
"Read a book, you know book? To restore she marched up the road with him. Why had he insisted on walking with her his legs look shorter than hers. But his stride was obviously longer and she found herself almost running a little behind in the sea pulled up behind Street in the direction of department store behind which a car was parked when he'd hard to pick read some of her work. She said, yes with magic me to the cold fear had gripped her stomach an anonymous publisher abroad agent and even more bored reader. Yes off, but someone whom she would have to look in the eye or speak directly to on the phone or no. It was too late. She committed herself to make matters worse. She needed a p his paste did not slacken and each movement of old legs reverberating up into her bladder was agony. She should have gone in the restaurant, but she hadn't want to get up and walk away from the table knowing full. Well that his eyes would be firmly positioned on her bottom as you walk through the table of the toilet door marked them. Howdy was a charmer there was no doubt about that. He had a way with women, which he knew was a dangerous element to contend with she was prone to falling off with a chat up line menu appear to listen, even if they weren't men who revealed that they found her attractive, by the way, they looked at her and often on that basis alone. She hadn't been able to refuse them the fact that these men were usually indiscriminate in their affections and had a portion for women of any size shape or form just as long as I had the requisite amount of equipment and weren't too ugly. Although that didn't always put them up. Usually it wasn't enough to put her off either dead. So that was all before Justin. She was with Justin now practically married. They were married enough not to see very much of each other. He always off of these mates playing rugby in the winter Cricket in the summer squash and Tennis. She was starting to think he was chasing his lost youth. It was a bit too much for a man in his forties to be chasing balls all the time to get back Harry. He had mentioned a number of women as they chatted at the table. In fact, he confessed to two Ex-Wives and a number of hangers-on. Although he didn't appear to be in a serious relationship with any of the latter. She didn't really want to become another notch on his headboard, but the sound peculiar glitch and how often allergy it made him seem all the more attractive and besides she had an ex husband and several eager hangers-on too and although she hadn't felt inclined to mention it a partner. She was living with Justin. Dewey's looked at him out of the corner her eyes. They headed into the department store. He had that rumpled look about him nor there was somewhat older than her and was a bit overweight. He carried himself. Well, there was a lot of dark brown hair swept back of his forward reaching down to his collar dark eyes with a complexion that was smooth and tanned. In fact, he looked remarkably like a younger version of Our Father which causes to stumble slightly as they approached the back entrance of the store. Cancel that. He grabbed her arm with one hand and placed the other on her waist. She felt a small shiver of anticipation Ripple through her. It's these shows. So these things I shouldn't have brought and I keep slipping off my feet. Fashion victim. Yes, look she said pushing the double doors open. You don't have to walk all the way with me. I'll see you to your car. I was going to do some shopping on the way home. So I might say goodbye now. Oh, okay, then sorry. I just thought I never mind. It's been really nice home. You must do it again. Yes, I enjoyed it, too. Which floor She hesitated before replying he wasn't going to leave her that easily five he followed her up the steps and she knew if she had got his chance and flexed her buttocks together which sent an Agony of movement through her bladder. Here. We are she fumbled in her handbag for the keys off. It's been wonderful you still in front of them. I've really enjoyed it. In fact, I haven't enjoyed myself so much for a long time. It has me to Thursday. She found her keys and fumbled for the lock. She wants you to put a barrier between them and the car door was as good any. She jumped into the seat around the window down, right? He leaned into the open window their heads flashed as she turned to cheat towards his puckered lips and he moved here so full on the mouth. Oh, sorry the best jerk their heads out of Harm's Way. Look call me. He said his eyes fixed intently on her face off. Yes, I will. Anyway, I've got to email some of my work to you. Yeah. No, I mean call me. Really I guess I will promise Harry watched them drive away a sporty green car small bits leg. She was intriguing and seemed amenable, but somehow he felt chastened. That was the end of that then it might is desperation seems so obvious what on Earth had possessed him. Showing me thought thinking of that bottom In Those Jeans as she slipped into her car. It been around women a long time made enough mistakes to know when he'd made another. She said she had a meeting that afternoon had to rush away. Not left him cold because she also said she wanted to do some shopping once he made a decision. There was a job to be done. So far that didn't seem to be moving quite the way wanted. Nevermind a little mature a while that was plenty of time. She was wanting to savor not to be rushed back home. He sent her an e-mail a good to put a face your words. Thanks for a lovely day. We should do it again soon. Looking forward to seeing more of your words down..
"trevor" Discussed on Trevor Lockwood
"Yep, she's not bad thought Harry as she peered over the top of coffee cup his eyes that sparkled as she speaks and her lips in fight a response. The sort that would look good all tangled up and framed by pillows. He lied to a casual look the soft flowers blue jeans. Not too much makeup off very little jewelry. In fact, he smiled inside as you remember the old joke if she was lying naked in a gutter saying take me take me. He'd find it hard to turn her down. This was a woman a real woman. He stood up to adjust himself to the little black chair on which he was perched suddenly conscious choice. He'd been sitting around too much hunched over a computer and was now worried about his / sync. They didn't really have a bit of belly or not from where he was sitting anyway, and now we no longer had a full length mirror in his bedroom. Always. Well, someone was coming off a few less pipes a bit of exercise. He would shed a few pounds and all would be well, perhaps we should be able to help him lose a little weight off the claim chair under his bottom and tried once again to get comfortable. He smiled as he sat down and vigorous exercise with her man. That would be all right. So have you send a manuscript to any Publishers yet? No, I'm waiting until it's finished. She said it needs quite a bit of polishing off and then without a pause. What's it really about anyway? She spoke softly as if she was preoccupied in some way not really concentrating. How are you this order to ignore what she was saying and blushed her on she was probably just a little shy after all it's not every day specifically made somebody who have only known by the internet may be talked about publishing. Not that he really knew very much about the business. Although we had written one book, but that was about the causes of crime. To refer that book had not found a publisher and on reflection. He rather wished it had never been written. He was now embarrassed to continue with the bravado had presented on his blog and by email. It's so popular crime coming from the horse's mouth would attract Publishers, like bees rather Honeypot. It was a disappointment to find that it wasn't like that. Nobody told her anything of this he plunged on throwing together on Snippets again from magazines conversations with friends radio and television documentaries change for my gushing amalgam of stories. He didn't say these Tales were about him just hoped that would be accepted in turn. She nodded smiled occasionally and Flash those eyes enough to keep up his momentum as he taught his mind was racing. He was kind of had this one his own self and lingered on the flash room fall of Saturn over the gentle Helix of her breasts as she breathed to moved. She had decided this French cafe with spindly chairs and barely filled plates with suitable for their first meeting. As it turned out he would have been pleased to take her into his local pub for a couple of pipes alarm plate of steak and kidney and the chance to bask in the admiring glances. He knew I should have come their way through the regulars maybe next time he wanted there to be a next time that was confirmed when she ran her spoon and the room of her plate and slash really sucked off the last shot of that chocolate mousse. How we took another long? Look at the woman across the table what her mother look like his mind played games for a moment's seeing her as she matured off the shape of a back the taking of a slight droop to the chin hair turning gray. He'd have to see her mother. After all daughters turned out to look just like their mothers and they behave in the same way. That was a little tricky to learn from too disastrous marriages. Look up the Mother-in-law she can tell you everything about the woman beneath those lustful desires as I finish the meal most lingering over coffee, you began to feel a sense of panic foreign. They both responded to emails as professionals each believing the album to have some useful information to impart. There's was not a chat line romance. They had not set out to find a partner. There was no see you on the corner Ducky on the one with the red carnations and enormous knob this meeting had never been intended. It had just happened. They were brother lived close to each other. He had made the suggestion. They should meet partly because he had hoped to gain some information will be useful but really and it just seemed like a bit of a laugh off a coincidence giving him an opportunity. That could not be ignored. It's a bit of food joke emails with him. Finally presenting the needs of meat for further discussion. Now they were together. What was that? You discuss it was now clear. They've had a little in common. He was like copper. She true. He wasn't sure what she was a writer perhaps he brought back on his chair off finding the legs scrape across the tile floor as you stamp. Both of his feet firmly back onto the ground to save himself from toppling open the chubby waitress through a checkered glanced at him as he taught him. I asked suddenly he felt very embarrassed. He didn't forward both sprawled across the marble top table a coffee cup fell over spilling the mega contents over the White surface. Can I he hesitated bouncing away through the open doors into the street to where the lunchtime crowds were scurrying back and forth in an endless stream. It came back to her looking directly into her eyes as long a moment. Can I read some of.
"trevor" Discussed on Trevor Lockwood
"Louise immediately spotted him. He was sitting at a table looking slightly uncomfortable in a jacket that had seen better days off a half-finished cup of coffee was in front of him and although it was a younger version had stared almost coquettishly back at her from the computer screen. It was downtown the same man. It didn't look like a hairy. But then what does that look like? She'd given up smoking several weeks before and immediately regretted the decision. She may now run too fast. A real sign so far, but she did feel hungry and hopefully you'd suggest lunch. They talked to rubbery talked and she listened not that it was an interesting. It turned out that he was an article about the business of writing and Publishing but her attention is where compulsively drawn to the menu. Have been almost half an hour since she'd had a mid-morning snack. Now she wondered should she have a steak sandwich with french fries and salad will go for the three-course meal which involved a rather tempting chocolate mousse for a while. She hedged her bet so say opened the conversation finally after much deliberation. They both decided to go for the business lunch main course starter or dessert. She was rather miffed at having to decide between the moose and a compote of wild mushrooms on puff pastry, but there was no competition really she said she liked to spoon around the bowl making sure she gathered up every conceivable remnant of chocolate. Just push the spoon thing. He coughed rather loudly are you from London originally or another migrant? Oh, yes. Sorry. I come from sorry originally printed over my parents still live there I go home every so often. That's funny. I once belong to a lodge down there. Sorry better get out in the open as soon as possible. But I've been a bit of part-time Freemason in the past. I thought what a coincidence her father was also a Mason. He had regaled the family rather unprofessionally with Tales of masonic Deeds past ten years or so, including the bearing of breasts rolled up trouser legs and something to do with the government will give a last may have been an old joke with family had always hoped his loose tongue wouldn't cost lives. It was a start of a wonderful tempestuous relationship..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"The Oscars was amazing. No January was my first time. There I am. Grateful to anyone who like like may happen I. was I was I was in heaven this is genuinely and say like everyone tries at fancy about I see people tweeting all the time nobody about the Oscars cat pool care I don't care about. I don't care and then it's like. Oh, my God Craig I can I can I can. Try. Not. Cool they, want. No matter who you are on the world you watch movies you know what? I, mean it was like moves will make you happy moves that'll make you sad these people you see them as part of your life you've grown up with them. Then when you see them in person, it's a magical experience genuinely is. Like the event was amazing and there's all these off the parties that come afterwards and I didn't know about these things like the main event, and then it's like the first off the party, and then they'll be like the next off the pods like the Vanity Fair off the party and it's super super like like exclusive go there, and so we get the and this is also where you see lake levels of fame and stuff which I really love because like we're all standing in line everyone that has achieved something in some way you know what? I mean some standing that's myself. It's Terry crews. Standing in the line with people, people know you don't means Keegan Michael Key. Yeah we stuff you know us and then we're moving forward and they stop please move aside. Jennifer Lopez coming through. Literally Rolex Charis? And jalen walks in and she goes on she stands and this was the funniest thing because it's all these photographers taking pictures right and taking pictures of staying there, and then when Jaylo comes, it's almost like the photographers wish they could untaken our pictures. Like they wish they could be like I. Wish I hadn't wasted any battery on this. Sheet if you saw the pictures of she looked emaciated like this glitter. Gallon. Thing was like mirrors was reflecting it was. Just like. She's walking through and everyone is just like she looks stunning. Everyone everyone just wanted to picture of her like no one. We didn't exist anymore as people. As as anything like even even my even my iphone started deleting my own pictures. By itself it was just like, no, no make space. Take pictures of J.LO's like this is my family family, trevor. Hicks Jaylo. So that was that was the one off the party and then. in my opinion probably the best part of the nights the Jay Z. Beyond say off the party. They throw an it's like the coolest thing I was no social media there's no anything just people having a great time and everyone's just having fun. But again, it's it's a little weird because you're not used to it. You. There are moments when you go like this is surreal. All right. One moment I'm on the dance floor dancing dancing because DJ black coffee was this with African amazing and I'm dancing I'm like. South. Africans and then and then I shook comes onto the dance floor and he's like let's dance and it's like no. No. No, you like a professional no. The rest of us. And ashes like move moved to the other one to the thing. Do It all? Yeah. And it's like, no, it should be like a professional Dan slow and then identify for the rest of us. Like the rest of us. Making. Our bodies. Move. And ashes dancing. It's like what's next Karaoke would say, no, it's not fair. It's not fit you. You Go dance over there. And speaking of like Yanji. Just. Sweetest. Nicest people have you know this is the weirdest moment of my night and maybe my life I'll see where I categorize it was I'm on the DANCEFLOOR. Everyone's having a good time and then beyond say starts walking in my direction. So I'm like, Oh, I should move. Beyond say wishy is going is not to me so I'm. I, must move beyond. And I also do not want to be coming because they like your you block beyond says. I don't want to be involved in this. So she walks towards me. So I like turn to move out of the way, but it turns out she was coming to say, hi, she says hi to everybody just like like a nice high you'd think she'd be like sitting in a box like waving. She's saying hi, and she's really Clinton comes over to say hi but now I'm like moving away from her and she's like trying to come in and hug me and say, hi, and I'm like. I'm like making this weird move who? Say I'm sorry. It was. If it never happens again it's fine. I'm done. The end of. Like Super Amazing this weekend some of the most fun. I've ever had Jay Z, and beyond say attended, which is always like. Any anywhere they go. It's like I've seen presidents that have less security than them. Like they arrived and it was like royalty and it's a room full of like movie stars and TV actors and musicians and Jay beyond say coming everyone was like Sh. They sit in front row and we like all behind them and it was like looking over and. You could see everyone in the back is almost like. The same everything. Breathing the same air. This honestly maybe one of my favorite moments in life that I will, I will cherish onto die. So at the end of the awards, so Jay Z. was the recipient of the president's award for the work that he's done with criminal justice reform. Right? He's done amazing job fighting to reform. Mass incarceration in America and beyond say his the final award of the night, which is entertainer of the year. So she's she might go up in the her award and so like there's going to be a whole when she goes to she going to leave his yeezy stay. So she wins right. She wins. So she goes up and she received her award and then she leaves backstage but. Sitting in the front row. And his security I didn't realize that the show was going to end as abruptly as it did. And so the like his bodyguards like standing at the edge of the theater where we are we're in the middle of the theater Anthony. Anderson, comes on like all right goodnight everybody doesn't show goodbye and that was it. So everyone just stands up and everyone's like they just bum rush the stage and then everyone just rushes to Jay Z at. Everyone rushes towards him. Now I'm trying to get out because if you've ever left when you leave an event, there's going to be chaos. There's going to be doesn't matter celebrity not traffic is traffic. All right. So I'm like I want to leave so I see Jay Z and now Jesus getting mobbed and so like like he wants to push his way out on the body goes on. But like you jam because everyone's leaving that way and Jay z con push the because he jay Z. Right you can push people when you have a billion dollars. If is a lawsuit waiting to happen Yukon. So he keeps arms by his side so I run up to him and then I'm like J. and he turns is light. He was like Oh what's up and I was like he remembers me thank God and so. Like we're friends. I just know him. So I'm like Oh. Yes it's me and I was like a UK's like my buddy goes and then I was like, all right just walk and he's like what I'm like just walk and I don't even know why I grabbed the back of his jacket. And I push him through the crowd and I, put my head down behind him. And people are trying to come and I just started going to move people move people. Got People are Yo- Jay. We got over we got to move sorry about no selfish..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Social distancing show. I'm Trevor Noah and today is officially day forty two they forty two of US staying inside to try and prevent the spread of Corona virus. And here's your quarantine tip of the day if you're feeling lonely right now. And maybe you start for compensation. Now's a good time to finally Ansaldo's spam calls that you've been ignoring for years. Hello my credit card was hacked. I'll give them my social security number. But I can tell you what happened this weekend so remember how Sarah said she was. GonNa call me again. Well it turns out that corona anyway. Tonight's episode we learn why men can't be trusted with grocery shopping. Where would junior brings the barbershop? Experience home and president trump gets medical advice from Mr Clean. So let's get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show from Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. This is the daily social distancing show with trevor. No here's a watching. The News Day can sometimes feel like hanging out in a public bathroom. It's dark scary and it's really hazardous to your health so it's always good for us to get some fresh air with a little ray of Sunshine. Mart. I up in various cities around the world. People trapped in their homes have been leaning out of their windows every single night to applaud healthcare workers for fighting nonstop to keep people alive but in London one man trying to raise funds to fight. Grown virus has decided to take things to the next level and he clapped in his home for twenty four hours straight. Which is insane. Twenty four hours of clapping tied. Just clapping for an encore capital. Ten seconds either come. Don't I'm tired now? My question is if you're GONNA cut for twenty four hours. What type of do you even use use? The Wimbledon The Pelosi Club. The inspirational clap at the end of the movie you know with a bobsled team loses really bad. But we're proud of them because they're black and remember you. GotTa keep your energy up the entire time because if you get tired and you lose form now it just looks casting a great job. Doctors Great Joe was so proud of you. Know I'm tired now. You might think I'm over thinking things but check out this video of Prince Charles and Camilla also clamping for healthcare workers and it is going well..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"And how are you dealing with this on the communication which is so important because really? This is all a voluntary program. By New Yorkers right they they change their behavior they brought down the infection rate but I gave them the information. Part of the information was personal. Because this is this is traumatic this PTSD for an entire generation. That will talk about this and it is personal so I tried to communicate how I feel personally in my fear and my anxiety as part of this to say to you. You're not alone. Everyone is feeling this. I'm feeling to the one differentiation. Is I have to deal with the number of deaths in the State fifteen thousand people trevor. Nine eleven twenty seven hundred people nine eleven twenty seven hundred people that was supposed to be the worst experience of my life. I believed twenty seven hundred people. This is fifteen thousand people. Four hundred seventy four people. Yesterday that weighs heavily on me. I can sit here and say to you. I believe that we did everything they could possibly be done. I don't believe we lost anyone because we didn't have a bed and we didn't have doctors and nurses we did that. But we still lost fifteen thousand people and I still am the governor and I still hold myself responsible and I still say to myself. What else could I do? What else could I do? What else could I do anything else that we could be doing right now? That is a very heavy burden to bear you. You've also had an interesting connection to the corona virus very personal level. And I know we gotta let you go soon but I wanted to chat you a little bit about a strange journey. That many of us have gone on where we introduced to a friendship that you share with your brother who is on CNN and you know for many people. I mean we'd never seen the side of you would never see in you and your brother and the way you joke with each other and then it came out that Chris had corona virus and now all of a sudden his world was turned upside. Down did did did any of that experience. Shake you in a different way when it became that much closer to you as a as a person. Oh Yeah for sure did And again in the same way the powerlessness. Powerless is my brother. And he's my man. He's my best friend and you know I don't like to give him any credit because that's the whole big brother little brother thing but the guy's a superstar he really is and he's a beautiful guy. He's just a beauty but he gets sick. He's in his basement. I can't even go see him and then his wife gets sick. She's quarantined upstairs quarantined in the basement. He's got three kids seventeen-year-old to younger and I can't go see him. I can't help the kids. I mean it's terrible nightmare of science fiction movie where you can have the love the ones with this disease where nobody knows whether you're gonNA live or die and I kept saying to him. Don't worry you're young and you're fine. Yeah sure but who knows right because yes it tends to attack seniors but you also have younger people who are dying. And there's nothing I could do. I'm as big brother. I love him more than you. But then anybody on the governor of the state nothing that I can do to help. And that is a humbling situation. Two billion It just shows you how we all try to be in control. You're in control of nothing. You're in control of nothing at the end of the day Men Plan God laughs right So it's on top of all the disorientate on top of the responsibility. Then you just have this real life situation where you worry every day. That is he going to be the one that that could be. That could loses life. That could die from this so it it. It does bring it home. It does bring it home. Trevor Governor thank you so much for your time today I really appreciate it hopefully We'll be seeing you on the show on the other side of this. Look after yourself. Mentally physically and Thank you so much for joining us on the daily social distancing. Show thank you. I'll keep watching. I would go on. Well that's our show for tonight but before we go with businesses closing and people still losing their jobs. Lots of people are struggling to.
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"New York governor. Andrew Cuomo here's some more of the interview. You're in an interesting place right now. Where you have the governor of New York but you are one of many governors whose entered into a pact to try and open up a region because as you said Publicly you know. The virus doesn't follow state lines. You implement this approach without the federal government helping you where it needs to now yourself and trump have gone back and forth but one thing you both acknowledged is that when it comes down to you know how to communicate and you work together. You had a meeting with the president. Was there anything fruitful from that meeting? Is there anything that's going to come from that meeting? And what is the relationship between yourself and trump slash federal government? Right now in New York. What needs the relationship between myself and the president is. The president. Doesn't like me. That is the relationship. It is unambiguous honest. It is open and He doesn't like my politics. Let's say And we have been at political loggerheads many times over the past few years. If you look at his twitter account you'll see my name quite often. None of it good trevor. None of it good and I've sued the federal government or number of time. So that's it's open and it's not necessarily loving have said that we had a meeting in the White House and it was a very productive meeting and I don't mean in diplomatic conceptual talk. It was a honest open. Granular detailed conversation about this subject of Testing. Which is totally new for everyone. It's impossible undertaking because the numbers are just so extraordinary in the so much urgency to it but we had a very honest conversation and we went through what is testing. And what should the state do? And what should the federal government do and We basically allocated tasks so it was a very positive conversation. I GIVE THEM CREDIT. Because it's hard to actually sit down with someone who you have differences with and say put that all aside and let's just do our jobs here our respective jobs because it's bigger than we are and and that's what yesterday was it was forget everything else we're talking about life and death. We're talking about the profound the moment of our history that we will experience and we have a job to do because we're in a position and let's just do it and forget everything else and that's the way it should be. You know who cares how he feels or how I feel. Who Cares about how I feel about him? Personally my feelings are irrelevant. My emotions irrelevant Just do the job who cares about what I think of what he thinks. And that's what yesterday was ready to hear that. And and the testing part of it is is what really jumps out for me because one thing most people seem to agree upon all across the world is with testing. That's going to be our best defense against corna virus before a vaccine testing and tracing this virus. What does that mean though for you? As the governor of New York doesn't mean every New Yorker has some method. Where THEY THEY? They're self testing or getting tested and then monitoring themselves doesn't mean that people who come from out of state or out of Country Kennel come in unless they're tested. I'm really intrigued by how this is. GonNa work because the whole world is doing the same thing one hole might be a whole for everybody. You know that could sink entire ship. So what does that mean for you? In terms of testing and how it will be applied there will always be a net with many holes in it To stick with your analogy. I don't think going to have enough tests anywhere to to design the perfect system. Okay testing capacity. We are trying to jumpstart a testing laboratory system. That just doesn't do this. I have private labs in my state. There are national manufacturers of lab kits and lab equipment. But we're asking them to go to fifty times what they've been doing if you took every machine in the state of New York that does this and you ran at seven days a week. Twenty four hours a day. You could get up to about forty thousand tests per day. All right. That is the maximum capacity. Sounds like a lot. But it's not when you're talking about one thousand nine million people I've done more tests in this state than any state in the United States. We do more tests than any country per capita. And we've tested about five hundred thousand. People sounds like a lot of people but again not on a population of nineteen million. Not on a workforce of nine million and that was five hundred in one month. You WanNa bring them back based on tests. You can't do it what tests Ken do. Is Monitor the spread of the virus that you can do with tests and that is the single most important thing to me. Because as you're opening the reopening valve and increasing the flow. What you need to know is how many people getting infected and that testing can do for you. It can also do antibody testing which tells us how many people were infected but also identifies people who can do the convalescent plasma treatment which is important and it gives employers a tool in their workplace to test the test a smaller number so you know for those that next tranche of essential Businesses that their workers a fine. But you're never going to be able to do a net that covers New York or any other state as the governor. You you are facing pinned pandemic right now and one of the most affected places in the world. The the horizon unfortunately brings with. It's another dockside. And that is people finances you know. Yes peop- some people may have been able to stop paying their mortgage. Some may have been given a little leeway to pay their rent or not pay their rent. What happens on the other side of this is? Is there a plan to help? People to help. New Yorkers Who Now may have landlord? Who says well you owe me two times the rent or now you own me. Double this or double. That is is there any place to try and alleviate that stress that may be felt post corona? We're talking about it trevor. And with thinking about it. We don't have a specific plan yet because we don't know how bad it is. I have said short term. No one can be evicted for nonpayment. Okay so you're out of work. You're not having a check. You cannot be evicted for non payment. That is the immediate short term problem right depending on how long this goes. You'll have other issues down. The road no doubt the expression stone to stone across the morass right. How do you get across the morass? And that's all we see right now as a morass in front of US stone to stone. You don't have to figure out the whole path. Just fine the next firm to advance your progress. And that's what we're doing so deal with the here and now and then we'll figure out the when we actually see what the future is because we have been wrong from day. One here right. Every projection has turned out turns out to be incorrect. So I'm at the point. Where let me see the facts that I'm dealing with? And then we'll deal with them when we come back. We'll complete the trilogy of my interview with Governor Cuomo. Stay tuned to the daily social distancing show on today's episode. We've been going in depth with Governor Andrew Cuomo. So here's the final part of interview. One one thing you've done as governor that has been particularly unique amongst leaders is you haven't just I think given people platitudes. You came out with Really Stern warnings very early on you. You were very grim in your forecast you you you just told the people what information you had It's it's a very unique way to handle a press conference. You've also been very personal in telling the stories that that you've told. Is there a reason you chose to do this? You know because some leaders go. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA hide it all and not share anything with the public. Just make them feel good You've chosen a completely different approach. Why because I I haven't slept at nights and I feel like you could have carried some of that burden for me but I want to know why you chose to not do that. We had our first case our march. I I was going to put in some of the most dramatic government mandates in history. No other governor has shut down the economy. No other governor has ever said you have to stay home if New Yorkers had said No. I'm not doing it. And New Yorkers are defiant bunch. I would've been powerless. I can't enforce a stay at home order for nineteen million people. The the ability to have a plan was purely dependent on New Yorkers buying in and they are smart and they are cynical. And if they don't believe you or you haven't made your argument and you haven't laid out the facts. They're not GonNa do it especially when you're asking them to do something they don't want to do. Especially when you're asking them to do something they have never done before. I mean. Just think about Saint that. New Yorkers everybody must stay home lock the door. You can't go outside except to go buy food and then you have to run right back home. No no I'm a native New Yorker. My first instinct is. I'm not doing that. That's nice but I'm not doing it. So they had to believe it. They had to understand it and I am not in the business of not telling the truth or trying to manipulate or I'm only going to tell you what you can handle because I'm worried about what you can actually absorb no. I am not there to filter. I'm not there to manipulate. Here's the situation. Here's the facts. I'm going to tell you everything I know. You know everything I know and just the way I know it. No sugar coating. There's there's no lying that everyone has been affected by this. You know some days I feel like life is normal Sundays. I feel like this is the craziest thing we've experienced and it's swings wildly and I know everyone has a different experience of it. I don't know what it's like to be a leader. A governor of a state where thousands of people are dying..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Gave us as though anyway? Dude I just wanted to call and check with you and see how you've been handling quarantine so far row. I am so or driver of so bored. Iv Video Games. I just like salt the jigsaw puzzle. I also exited everybody in context so out of their straps now and watched everything on Fox. Then everything if you run out of things on your cue. I can actually recommend a few shows really good right now. No Dude I mean I watch all the shows I finish net looks the entire thing. Wait you finished Netflix. Show we'll get. There's like a million shows on Netflix. It's more like one hundred twenty five million but less ten million go by really fast. Actually it was like super-quick. I'm really notice okay. I'm fascinated like so what happens when you get to the end of net flicks. Oh my God Trevor Delightful Beautiful. You just finish. This is like bright light. That's pulling you and you feel the sense of calm. Just wash over you and then all of a sudden is guy appears boom. It's the CEO. Netflix and you get your own TV. Show so good all right. I think you've been in quarantine for too long like if netflixing done you know you can just watch other platforms right. Yeah no I finished all those two and in a Hulu apple crackle acorn qube. Tubby Hubby squawk box. No Sam Know Sam. Yeah what's No Sam? It was basically just every movie. That doesn't have Samuel Jackson Damn Tabuchi of feel like you're scraping the bottom of the barrel men. Why don't you just read a book man? I was about to get that then. I had a great idea how. `Bout Watch all the TV shows backwards. Everything becomes an entirely new story. Like listen like breaking bad is actually a story about a drug dealer who reforms himself and then becomes a high school teacher and then gets cured of his cancer and then law and order is a TV. Show about anarchists cops that free. Krizner's game of thrones. That's this really happy detail about this terrible show. That just gets better as it keeps going. It's trevor you gotta try. You have to try. Wow I I guess I gotTa give it a try you make it sound really good gotTa try you. GotTa try all right. Well I gotta go 'cause I I gotta get back to making this show have fun man all right over. Merry Christmas actually. It's April you know what never mind. Merry Christmas monkey see. Thanks Buki feel like I should send him a calendar something anyway. When we come back I'll be talking to the mayor of Chicago. Lori. Lightfoot so don't go anywhere we'll be right back. Welcome back to the daily social distancing show earlier today I spoke with Chicago Mayor Lori lightfoot and we talked about Chicago's handling of the corona virus and the national racial disparities related to Cova spread and treatments. May lightfoot welcome to the daily social distancing show my pleasure. Let's jump straight into it. You have quickly become one of the busiest mayors in America in an unfortunate time because corona virus has really had a deep impact on Chicago. The Corona Varsovie scene is having a disproportionate impact on communities of color. African Americans are dying at higher rates. Seventy percent of the people who have died in your area of black whereas only twenty nine percent of the population is black. What have you been looking at? And why do you think it's so important to look at? Look at this through the prism of race when we have to understand the full magnitude of the impact on his virus in our city so as we started to see these numbers we took a couple of steps number one we mandated that all providers who are doing testing provide demographic information we were seeing about a quarter of the providers telling us that they were testing tying the test results but not including the race and ethnicity on information which we knew as a critically important. The other thing that we've done is make sure that we are reaching out to these. Communities were looking at the areas where there's a highest concentration of deaths highest concentration infections on we formed a racial equity rapid response team right away that is taking a model of kind of community based medicine that has been affected in a particular area of the city and then expanding that model to include a public health folks people on the ground in neighborhoods everything from the pastors to the block clubs out. We've street intervention workers who normally are working on stopping violence. We've now enlisted in this effort and really trying to be as hyper local as we can. We know that while city of neighborhoods each of them is unique in its own way and they have their strengths in their head their challenges so we've been learning even more about the nuances of neighborhoods particularly when you're talking about brought black and Brown neighborhoods. What supports they need to be able to bring people into the healthcare system educated about a virus and bringing people help as what we really been about. You've been about that in more ways than most Nita's have because you will. You started actually driving around telling people literally telling people to get back into their houses to go back home when people weren't taking it seriously. This was on the ground Meryl Work and some of the PSA's that you started releasing with some of the funniest that I didn't I didn't think we're real until I realized actually came from you. One of my favorites was telling all the kids who are still going out to play basketball. You're jump shot is not going to improve stay home. Why did you feel so important to get involved personally? And why do you use humor to try and get your message across as well? Well I mean humor is kind of the unifying thing right and in this really dark time. We found that and really just came up organically from other people. There's a bunch of memes that that started once I Closed Down now interesting. Building apply on people's desire for contents time we would be heavily involved in sports and music and all of that has been taken from us. Why I'm really trying to curb the spread of this virus so people's and using humor on. It's a great way to kind of break through the noise and reach. People think is important for the mayor not justice be seen behind the TV screen but to be community safely of course but to be present one of the policies you've implemented in Chicago Truly stood out for me and I. It was highlighted by an issue that I think a lot of people overlook during this time and that is people who are trapped indoors or in houses in any type of abode with family members who may be abusive specifically women. We've seen domestic abuse rates skyrockets all over the world and you you've launched an interesting initiative you know. Lift AN UBER. Or helping in this What are you doing? And why did you feel that you had to do it in the way that you did? Well we know that domestic violence is a problem in the best of times and we were concerned about seeing an uptick so what we did in combination with Uber. Lift was a trainee on hotline workers. Where people are calling because they want to get out of a a dangerous or troubling family circumstance to give them a special code that they can use to order a lift or uber to take them anywhere to safety It's a it's a very simple and straightforward thing. But we thought that that was really important. We didn't want the absence of a ride to be a reason. Why somebody felt compelled will stay in a dangerous domestic situation. I commend you for that. Thank you so much for for joining us on the show and I genuinely hope that you get to help all of the people that you've been trying to thank you so much. I appreciate you taking the time like you very much my life. Thank thank you so much may foot. Well that's our show for tonight before we go though if you are able to help people who are going hungry because of this pandemic please consider donation to feeding America. They're trying to supply people who need food and right now. They're supplying food to millions of people in America every single day and they could use your help..
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Up okay people. I'm officially a fan of the Quarantine Olympics. And if you ask me. These sports are just as legitimate as the real Olympic sports. Because if we're honest all sports were made because people were just bored and looking for stuff to do what is basketball basketball was just throwing a circle into a bucket. Yes Lebron James. What are you GONNA do? Come find me. You can't leave your house. Please don't leave your house. Laburnum joking so I mean if you think about it drinking water out of a stroke quickly while another thing is pouring the water that'll probably be. It's only league in fifty years right on. Becky's kids are GonNA pretend that they were stars on the High School Toilet Paper dodgeball team. It's going to be a thing. Oh and say what you want about white parents but you can't deny that they know how to be fun. You see them living room just throwing things with their kids because let me tell you something. There are no African families who are throwing toilet paper around the living room right now. Yeah even if African parents do allow Quarantine Olympics. All the events will just end up being chores. Okay everybody was great yet. Now let's see who's the best at cleaning the kitchen but did we want to throw toilet paper like it's tick Tock Olympics. When you buy the toilet paper you can fill the toilet paper until that time. Lets you the cleaning the kitchen? Okay and finally. My favorite story comes out of Pennsylvania. Where in one thousand three year old woman stuck in her house held a sign out of her window. Saying I need more beer. And then after picture went viral Koumas Sprang into action and delivered her ten cases of beer. And I'm really excited. This worked for her. Because I've tried the same thing. Yeah I've had a sign outside my window for weeks and I've got nothing and this just shows that you can't judge a book by its cover because we always think that old people are just sitting around doing boring things like missing. Doku or reminiscing about having sex on the titanic but this story changes everything we think of people differently. They'll living life in fact. I think they need to add a different settings those lifelong necklaces. Mrs Fletcher. Are you okay? Did you fall now? I'm out of booze and I can't get CRONK. Hsien some immediately. I'm trying to turn up all right. That's your ray of sunshine. Let's catch up on today's headlines. In the wake of the United States experiencing its worst one day corona virus death toll president trump has been scrambling to find somebody to blame for why his administration took so long to act? He's blamed China Obama. Carol Baskin Hillary's emails. For some reason and yesterday trump turned his sights on the World Health Organization. Yeah trump announced that he would be withholding funding from the. Who because he says they were too slow to acknowledge human to human transmission of the Krona virus? He says they also taking too long to the clan international public health emergency and he criticized them for praising. China's transparency now look those may be valid criticisms but they still don't explain why trump ignored his own advisers who telling him to prepare for a major outbreak they also gonNA explain why trump also praised China for their transparency. And even if you don't think the WHO is perfect. The middle of a pandemic the middle of a pandemic is not a good time to cut funding from a group that is an integral part of fighting corona virus. Yes the organization is not perfect but this is not the time to cut them off. It's the same reason you don't give Uber driver. One Star during the ride. You do that shit after you safe at home while you're doing ninety on the freeway.
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"When you guys are thinking about writing in Trevor's voice of, how does that work and is has that been a big change for the show while I think, at the beginning, it was like it was a huge change because I was I worked with for like fifteen years or something. So I sort of was more closer to it than the rest of the people. But at this point in time, I think everybody can ride new voice because of the work that we've done over the last four years. But it was at the beginning real battle, especially like when he would tell like they would dry Jewish jokes that you could not say. We would like this is not good work. But now it's now it's going to ask. Is there a joke that Trevor or an impression that Trevor thinks is really funny, but you guys have to kill like every day? Please don't say thank you next mission. We try and kill it every day. We are not going to lose it now. No, I won't do it. But no, no. The Bill would Leave. leave. This is a trip. We know today is I'll do it. I'll do trap. We should do it thinks we should do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. You wanna no, no, no, no. Let me explain the context, the context. This is what's interesting. This guy pulled up his phone. He was like I got him. Calm down. Put your phone down calm down this things being live streamed. Anyway. So, so you're trying to end my career the daily show ended they were laughing and it went up in flames. No, so. So here's what's interesting. This is one of the hottest things to understand in and around comedy is just what David said, I got his show that had been defined in many ways, by the hosts background, you had a host, who was talking about being from New Jersey at a hosted who'd made jokes about being Jewish and love the rights Jewish. And so it was a space that the show operated in comfortably, and then I would get a script like they're going to be like can can I can I make this, this feels weird and they'd be like, oh yeah, there's and then everyone would be like, oh, yeah. But when you say it, no, no, no, it doesn't work and the same goes for like, let's say accents, or certain act out. So like stories that you're telling context changes when you change borders, and it's it is a trial and error process. You know, I. I tell a joke in South Africa to South Africans and everyone goes, yeah, we're on the same page we laugh about this. You tell that same joke to Americans about South Africans. And it seems like you're laughing at people as opposed to with people, and so the hottest challenges figuring out how you can target a joke in such a way that everyone was many people as possible understand what direction you're going in. So there would be some things I would do a do next. I like impersonating everybody. And so, we'd go through world leaders and I'll do Trump, and then I'll do Obama and then do not lead another leader enough, and I'll get to one lead and they'd be like, who we can't do that accent in America? Then I'm like, but that's that's he's accent ear. No, no. We just go, then I realized is because of America's history of racism that I'm not limited in the jokes that I can tell because we don't have that burden in South Africa because we never oppressed, certain group of people who they are leave you to guess, but yeah, sorry. Oh, it's, it's fine. We've you gave trying. So it was like a fair trade. America here. What about Jen is to Jewish? We represent America. Yes, definitely. And we're women. So it's great. I think so. Yes. Like for the jokes. Yes. Is that what you're saying for the people of the jokes?.
"trevor" Discussed on Sunday Sitdown with Willie Geist
"Was always entertaining people at school i was always telling jokes and and in class like my teachers always said look trim he's he's really funny and he's really disruptive i was never disrespectful to teachers but i was always like the class clown always causing chaos and you had to make the bullies off really important 'cause i realized very early on that bullies generally have a single track mind very focused individuals police so if you can make them think about something other than beating you up they can't multitask so if they laughing the not punching and that's something that i learned think of very so what is the move they come up with a closed fist jokes you and be like trevor gimme your lunch you know and then i'll think of a joke about my lunch or go like you think of whatever it is in that moment i'll think of something someone will be like oh trip punch somebody that i'm gonna punch you in the face and he'll be like oh thank god someone's going to fix this face of my on the guy would be like what and it's just a moment disarmed him just a moment where a person has to think and and the guy goes like go away there was nothing like you've been pre bullied going you you're good so what does your mom think watching you now and by the way knowing she's going to be played by the pete any ongo rights must be pretty cool but can she believe knowing what you all have been through where you are today i think she can my mother's very religious woman and so if you ostra can you believe that she'd say yes because it was promised to me you know at faith in the lord and this is how my family got to where it is my mother's always believed in me she always wanted better for me she always believed that each generation should try to make the next the next better so she's proud of me but.
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Have a feeling that is completely foreign to what he believes in i you know i want to to imbue a piece of herself in every single piece i want ronnie's rage to come through in the chomping away that it does and that's what's that's what's really important to me as having that feeling and all anticipate in the show for the rest of you what is it like having trevor sort of exude that philosophy smells great so you some like trevor trevor's very neater he's very centered and that pivotal to the show it's pivotal to the jokes landing because they're days where i come into work and how mad like there's no jokes at all and i'm in the morning meeting can you believe the do do trailers yes and that comb you're able to be more surgical in we're you hit your punch lines and i think that's something that it's just it's a it's a skill that i i don't think i'll ever possess at this point in life the pod high cod a lot it's very hard to he's seen this before but i think i think it's very much an important part of the show is maintaining the level of calm in the midst of all of this because that's the only way you'll be able to truly clearly see where the lines of humour and being able to extrapolate that bit of humor from something that may be on some days very heavy.
"trevor" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"And i have an extra uniform i keep with me at all times in blue lights in his car beyond the sketches obviously the correspondence do field pieces dead like to talk you about one recently i really love which is particularly make sense from cisco because it was about raw water a lot of raw water fans i drink water there's a bathroom in the back can you talk about going into that and how you sort of approach it knowing that this guy is gonna be a real eighty well i don't think he's an idiot necessarily i think he really believed in what he was doing it was just all wrong i first of all his aim is makaay but his real name is chris so once we found that out we're like this guy is the perfect character field piece ironically i got food poisoning on my way to film this and i figured i earned myself probably like seventeen poop jokes so karma was not on my side necessarily but it he he was yeah he it's so interesting doing field pieces like that because it's like you can sit across from someone and completely disagree with everything that they stand for and everything that they're doing but yet there's always some connection that you might have with the other person you really i don't know you're really trying to hear them out and you you try to see them for their good intentions but yeah he was do no he was a truth or before the interview or you're like let's see what else he believes in the you've found that out we he mentioned the third finding out all of his information on the third page of google which was a beautiful surprise we were not quipped for that we knew going in that he was sort of antiscience but yeah that was that was a fun jam we found out on the day how do you all approach feel pieces in trevor how do you think of feel pieces that they fit into the show.