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Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Sex With Emily

Sex With Emily

08:11 min | 5 hrs ago

Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Sex With Emily

"Of getting nowhere honestly picks true. True, it's that moment where in for me it's. It's you can do it all day. Every everyday like I literally do I'm going back to the present back to the president. If you have to do it a hundred times, you realize that yeah, when you're in your head, you're either in the past or the future about the second you go, okay, I'm GonNa be present. You realize all everything that's in front of you. It's the most challenging sometimes when I'm intimate or. Or sexual to be present, because I want to be present more than ever in that activity and the mind still with me and I've got to go wait a second. Don't cheat me out of this moment. This is one of my favorite moments in light. It's not a given that just because you're having hot sex. You're going to be present, so that's even time to be mine. So what are you? What's a good tip for you to be mindful in those moments? I'm highly sensuous with a Taurus Moon. As you have that to emily. So what I do is close my eyes and feel the sensation I say. What's the biggest sensation going on right now? And usually it's kiss him so for me. It's like Oh feel the lips feel the heat. Feel the taste, smell and I. Get really into turn back into the body luscious. LUSCIOUS body instead of the mind. Go lower not higher in this case. Yeah, that's a really good. That's that's a really good tip. Because focusing on the census, what you feeling and smelling and tasting in the moment hearing it just ground. You can't be anywhere else, but in that moment and kissing I'm glad you brought up kissing John Because it. Is International Kissing Day. have some kissing stuff coming up for you as well would do if you haven't kissed it awhile. That had made that great giver, some anxiety and fears. You might have ron kissing because that happens to. What do we need to know right now? Jen bless. Have you mention that twenty twenty one year of tremendous astrological significance? So what has changed lately I know Mercury's also in. In retrograde, so the big thing that's going on, and then I can get into each sign, but what we've got going right now as sun and Mercury in the sign of cancer, which is a water sign in it's all about very sensitive feelings and easily wounded feelings and very strong nurturing feelings, and it's squared meaning a creative tension with the planet Mars which is about. And ours is in its home sign of Aries, and that means people want to act, and they wanna do it now, and they want results, and it goes a little abrasive way against people sensitivities. So what I was saying to you on the break is word for the month is be thoughtful. Instead of hasty, be thoughtful instead of hasty. It doesn't mean. Don't do your big action that you WanNa, do or have a conversation you WANNA have but back down before you go forward. Take ten before you speak because odds are. If you're going to go after it without consideration, you're probably going to harm or hurt people accidentally. Vice is good. It's always good whenever I pause on something or I think it's just the right thing to send her the right thing to say that's also been practiced to really stop and say if you're doubting it and you're not sure. Take a beat. Take a pause, maybe something. We're saying right now, so let me do run through the signs. Just a little tip for being sexually wise this month in the heat July so. So first of all we start with aries. An air is you've got to know your hotter than ever right now. You're Sinjin burning hot, so cool down a bit before you aggress or demand anything instead get more irresistible with your own Inner Charisma Torres you. WanNa! Go slow and chill your the understated one this month. You WanNa bring people to you through your soul tree and very innocent way of bringing people into your Lehrer Gentlemen. This is your month to know that you're lovable that you're believable and that what you want is what you get and so you've got to be very clear. What is it you want because you might get way too many offers if you're not decisive. Cancer Lancer this is your mom to be treated better than you've ever been treated. Which means yes, give the way you always give, but ask for a little more than people. Be Happy to give it to Leo. This is your month to have those dynamic passionate conversations whether it's distance or in person. Turn you on, and make you feel like you can be an endless orgasm machine. Virgo this is your month to be carrying careful and then a planned hedonism, so instead of just being really loose or really tight. Say we're going to wait till Friday and then just go bonkers, and that will be great libra. It's your turn to be okay with not getting as much of what you want, but listening more deeply to what other people want and getting even more expert at giving just enough that you still get your fair share. Scorpio Wou- Scorpio you her having a month of having to restrain and innovate, so you're going to be a little pushed in like you don't WanNa, have to wait, but if you innovate, you can have tremendous sexual breakthroughs this month, so don't get into your habits. Get into your vision of what sex could be. Sagittarius. It's time for Robbi. ROBB ROMP! Get Really Frisky, but also realize that you have to find good play areas safe play areas, so don't run roughshod over anybody else, but let them know you ready and willing to do whatever fantasy they want within reason and capricorn. Capricorn this month for you is about knowing you are more powerful than you've ever believed. Don't let anyone ever make you feel insecure this month. Just get very centered. Call forth that exquisite sexual power, and let people really remember how valuable you are as a lover and a friend and Aquarius you want to use your extraordinary charm and kinky keenness to lure people into new ideas of what sexuality can be and finally Pisces ultrasensitive again this month, but what you can ask for is time out. You need some time out to be with yourself. Remember what a hot and sweet lover you are, and then have somebody baked something for you before you get into bed with them. That's the astrology forecast for this month. That's the Astra sex forecast. Those are brilliant, Dr Jennifer freed. She's here with his. Everyone's giving your astro sex forecast. Where else do you get that nowhere else so well done? Jen, thank you I mean super helpful. This all started on the right foot. Even if you don't know jet I, feel like an in you in reading your things that you have helped, demystify it, but but even if you get something out of that like you heard your sign and you're thinking okay. You know what I probably should ask for more my relationship figure out what I want. Take a bath I mean I think there's. There's something in here everybody. We liked to be specific rather than just saying something. Generally I need to fix my sex life. Those are all such good tips. Thank you John I. Do WanNa. Say something about the kissing. Which is this? When I was young, all I wanted to do was kiss boys, and I thought about it day in day out, and so I practice kissing my pillow so much different ways of kissing aimed for. And I actually think it made me a great kisser because I spent a lot of you know it's like anything you put a lot of effort into. And I was just very convinced. The kissing was where it was at now mind. You was fifth and sixth grade, but still it was a vocation I was going to be a good kisser and I would say my partner would tell you I'm pretty good..

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Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Starting9

Starting9

06:26 min | 12 hrs ago

Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Starting9

"We have to do in order to bring the stuff back. So like now, you wanNA bring fans back. I mean I don't know. Is that safe? I'm not a public health expert, but like we should probably defer to them on some of these issues i. don't know I like I. Don't know if it's safe or not. I really don't know but like. That doesn't seem like something that. I don't know that feels like a good idea or not. I really I don't know. That's so unfortunate that he even has to that he even has to say some of the things he's saying and no one do. He's saying them because he just needs to throw the disclaimer out there if I don't tell you that I'm not a public health expert, your response to me is what the fuck do you know you're not a public health expert? So just throw that out there for you and does he know that it's safe or not? Yeah, he knows you know. But can he tell you right? It's not safe. Know why because he's just a stupid baseball player. He's not a public health expert so it. It's unfortunate that common sense tends to allude us during times like this and I'm so glad to see that do as not having that issue, and he is seeing it for the clear picture that it is if we were out a point where we stopped playing sports, because our country was in such bad shape. And we are now in a worse spot. Then when we stopped playing sports. How do you conceivably believe? Things are going to move forward. With no issue, how do you see this unfolding? You can't possibly tell me that you are confident that this goes smoothly based on everything we've seen now and based on the way as do little pointed out. Our country is behaving. This is it is it is pariah? Prime example of. Give me the distraction because I can't handle the reality. And that's. That's true as I think as I can put it. The realities were living in with what's going on in the social climate, and with what's going on with the virus and people, not having jobs, people, not having insurance people just looking at their life. Going what the fuck is going on right now, right? People are tired of facing that reality, so give me a distraction. Give me something that's going on. They don't want to what's going on in our government, so distract me and I promise you. There's nobody who wants baseball or sports back more than the United States government. I can promise you that. Yeah. That's I just like the tone of his voice. It's almost like sounds defeated where it's like I'm here I. Mean You know you we're? We're putting sports back on, and it's my job to be here, but you can. Just you can sense, and you can feel the discomfort in his voice. How many times how many times are you going to ask You Jack? He's got he's got family at home. Right? He's got family at home that he's worried about too, and it's not his job to tell you to wear a mask, but. If? He's going to ask you to wear a mask. And your response is going to be four different links to articles that are tell you that wearing a mask does work. Wearing a mask doesn't help what does wearing them like if that's GonNa be your response. He knows he's just spinning his wheels. He knows. It's checkmate. Because that is the prevailing thought in our society is fucker mask. You're trying to control me. I'll do what I want. You know it's. It's just an incredible thought. And how do you argue those are? Those are people you can't rationalize with, and he knows that he understands that he is trying to simplify it as best as possible. Yeah, Yeah, it's it's. We'll obviously talk more about it as as we get closer to opening day. But yeah a lot to unpack also just really quickly. The Masahiro Tanaka thing. scary moment obviously sucks gladis. Okay, We're talking like a mild concussion here, but that looked bad. If you watch the video fucking like Aaron Judge Gleyber Torres stop sharing the video. Fuck off! It's it's media like unfortunately, it happens all the time in baseball. And no one ever says hey, cut the camera away or don't share the video on social. If it happens in a game it happened in a in a Sim game or whatever live B.'s whatever it was The Guy, that's our team. He was hurt. It's like okay, but like it's news like the fact that this happened to a valuable player on one of the most famous franchises in professional sports like people want to see what happened. doesn't mean that they're sharing it. Making Fun of him I didn't see any of that like. If you want to denounce the people that are like, Oh, you got hit in the head and. And making fun I, didn't see any of that like people making fun of it, but like you have to see the video, it's fucking. That's called sports media, so fuck off. They just don't WanNa. They don't Wanna see their guy in a vulnerable position in a vulnerable state and not sure it is I can, I can understand that I can totally understand that, but to say don't share the video. It's like the fucking I'll. Use this as an example, Brandon McCarthy got squared up in the nugget and had to undergo emergency brain, surgery and. That fuckers asking for threesome. You know via twitter link. That's. That's the that's the lightheartedness that you approach these things with so it's it's very scary and to your point, so glad that that Tanaka is okay, because when I when I saw it, honestly the first thing that resonated was the sound. Oh yeah, economy flush. Yeah, even through the video clip. You're just like Oh God man that was not glancing and he just he collapsed, and that's that's horrible, but the son of a bitch is up running around. Like riding the bike like. That could not be any better yet..

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Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Chelsea Mike'd Up

Chelsea Mike'd Up

02:11 min | 13 hrs ago

Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Chelsea Mike'd Up

"Torres on the. Little League all the time because this was one that just popped up. I've never heard of this player I'm not watching Villarreal Sumi. But I do know. He scored an own goal. Last game so knocked down. A few pegs also that Defense Hillary Al not very good, so maybe. GimMe a new name here, look L. Show, look elsewhere. Yeah, go from a and screen or somebody else like. Where is there a good defense it? Can you plug a center back from the Missouri? Athletic Center? That's available. There's always all kinds of questions about. Which of available to real just shows the darker the position. It's really hard to find senator through the modern game because I imagine. A lot of these players went through academy level thinking that you played central defender. One Way I'd identify Kurt. Zuma is one of them, and the game has changed on them like you've got to play with the ball at your feet, and it really seems right now. There's people who can do. One of the other powder is more play with the ball at your feet than win the air. You're trying to find. Somebody can do both like a cooler by the Napoli. Hefty Price Tag on the for a player like him. And then there's the age Chris Yes so complicated. Just why can't the transfer market just be me sorting things on FIFA? And speed, and how I approach that whole deal, and maybe I don't know who's available for loan. Send the scout to great country of India and get my answer. They're just let me handle this because I'm driving myself crazy right now, trying to follow all these rabbit holes that you're seeing right now on transfer twitter. I needed decompress, but I don't know man. I'm soccer mad right now. With all the fixtures I mean look at me. I'm still buzzing from this win. Although Chris that three one lead was hilarious. I literally let out a sigh of relief, and before I could inhale my next breath. He was three to again. We need to stop doing that. You're saying at the beginning of the POD. You Envy my position as a neutral even me sitting on the couch, and the final five minutes of second half stoppage time I was sweating. I had a pit in my stomach. I was just like they have to hang on for these three points. If it's the last thing they do, and you just are so happy..

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Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Taurus Today

Taurus Today

00:0-56 sec | 19 hrs ago

Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Taurus Today

"Stewing in grief is never helped me. Work to move on. Don't give yourself a deadline. Contemplate your path to personal growth. You are an excellent cheerleader. But you also deserve to be supported. If the idea of being celebrated makes you uncomfortable. Spend time deepening your understanding of why this might be. Who taught you that? You're not worth the attention? Torres today is a daily podcast. Follow on spotify to make it part of your morning routine. If you're interested in learning more about your sign, download the sanctuary from the apple, APP or Google play stores. Get your first reading today and follow sanctuary its sanctuary world on instagram. That's s ANC T. U. A..

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House poised to pass Democratic police reform bill

KNX Midday News with Brian Ping

00:59 min | Last week

House poised to pass Democratic police reform bill

"House Democrats getting ready to pass their own police reform bill this morning the George Floyd justice in policing active twenty twenty calling for sweeping reforms banning chokeholds and no knock drug warrants congresswoman Norma Torres from the Inland Empire says this bill is an important step forward one word George Floyd spoke to the conscience of of this this nation nation in in a a way way that that countless countless cries cries for for justice justice were were met met with with death death years years before before when when George George Floyd Floyd called called out out mama mama mama he activated every mother who saw that horrible video bill is expected to easily passed the house but it's not expected to move forward in the Senate is the Republican led to Senate vows to block the proposal in favor of the GOP alternative the Senate bill proposed by the only African American Republican senator Tim Scott from South Carolina I would incentivize police departments to banjo colds but not mandate that they be abolished

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Progressive challenger Jamaal Bowman leads incumbent Rep. Engel in New York Dem Primary

Midday News

01:02 min | 2 weeks ago

Progressive challenger Jamaal Bowman leads incumbent Rep. Engel in New York Dem Primary

"New York is turning more progressive based on the early results we're seeing from the primaries yesterday W. CBS reporter Marla diamond as we wait for the final count progressive Jamaal Bowman a forty four year old former middle school principal is leading the seventy three year old veteran congressman by four thousand votes with just nineteen percent of the vote counted but Bowman gave what sounded like a victory speech last night so I'm excited I am happy I am five years I cannot wait to get to Congress because the problem Bowman was endorsed by Alexandria Castille Cortez who was declared the winner in the fourteenth district with seventy two percent of the vote Bronx city councilman Ritchie Torres led a crowded field to replace the retiring Jose Serrano the opportunity to represent the essential workers of this borough to represent a powerful mothers of this borough it's the culmination of a dream but we have to count every ballot mailing ballots will not be counted until

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Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

John Batchelor

00:41 sec | 2 months ago

Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

"Now the latest on corona virus expected an appeal has been filed in response to a judge's ruling reinstating new York's democratic presidential primary we hear about it from W. C. certainly cast support of elections canceled the June twenty third primary last month because of health and safety concerns due to a coronavirus and the fact that just one contender Joe Biden remains in the democratic race for president the former candidate answer Yang sued saying that canceling the primary would disenfranchise hundreds of people and suppress voter turnout judge Analisa Torres agreed saying that was seven weeks to go until primary day New York has sufficient to take the steps needed to protect

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Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

On Point with Juandolyn Stokes

05:11 min | 2 months ago

Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

"You about the the primary election they're still under way currently Joe Biden shares one thousand four hundred and thirty five delegates and of course we don't need present democratic nominee now I do want to remind everyone that on your mind is not the only one on the ballot all other candidates including Bernie Sanders is still on the ballot who has nine hundred eighty four delegates currently and also as a reminder Bernie Sanders was saying that he intends to stay on the ballot on four party including so are you still at accumulated many of the delegate vote off more so that he can exercise level influence on the party platform didn't forward and so that the primaries are still very much so under way invited of course it's still looking like the person to acknowledge me additionally R. New York are really New York primary all which was previously canceled due to a coronavirus concerns told that they now must hold a democratic presidential primary all the mandate derived from the thirty page ruling all federal judge Torres the United States District Court on Tuesday also the really want with smaller to a lawsuit filed by former democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang last week so intriguing with originally stating that he felt like he was doing a disservice to cancel the primary in New York and he thought that it would stop on the middle violation of democracy in general installed the ruling what in favor Yang addition now that the state of New York well have to move forward there are primary it's all young responding to the federal ruling stating that he was glad that a federal judge agreed that depriving millions of new Yorkers on the right but most of all it's all really became a conversation about safeguarding boulders versus guarding democracy and are listed below the the the conversation where definitely leaning in favor of safeguarding democracy in black yanking been clear as well as others it appears with Baltimore at the border thing that we plan to explore and have restored faith in democracy in New York we'll tell basically what also encouraging is that they take precautionary measures so that we don't see it important cases could be nineteen like we screen and all states that have often moved forward with election practices conference sport about this decision for New York to move forward I I do think that there are ways in which the the primary campaign well I mean we're seeing all right that every position in terms of moving forward and the decision by the state board of elections at least from the democratic candidate this is exactly what they wanted they wanted the election what happened however one of the Bible options would be the all mail voting and so all mail voting had been exactly eighty seven point the conversation where continuing with these primaries are concerned and it looks like the best way to go so our number candidate had been vying for all mail voting the number of people I've been speaking out closely on the democratic side to continue the primaries in doing it in a way in which we allow all mail voting and is given any input on this Bernie Sanders is in agreement and he was even in agreement with the ruling from the federal judge in New York and the way all mail voting would work essentially is that every registered voter gets a ballot in the mail even their home address the motor makes the candidate selection and then the bottom mailed the ballot back in I'm also there's more speculation that they their voters who still devoted person for the most part looking down from paper thing if they want to be that option or not have that option but officially that way all male boarding would work so everybody would be spent the ability all registered voters where get the value of the mail there was another back in and then baby what a boy stuck online and having to take those extra precautionary measures actually in person apple at the holding cells which keep workers safe as one of the key to the Baltic states IE that's true that's true okay all right and get it to happen it's going to be reinstated about when is that in June June twenty third or June okay when it's supposed to happen and often point out the fact that apple mail voting is not a new concept Intel although it is also for one of our speaking now I just want to reiterate it's not in the

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Judge reinstates New York's Democratic presidential primary

10 10 WINS 24 Hour News

00:34 sec | 2 months ago

Judge reinstates New York's Democratic presidential primary

"New York Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs called the primary unnecessary now that Joe Biden is unopposed and dangerous in the midst of the corona virus pandemic but lawyers for withdrawn presidential candidates Bernie Sanders in the inter Yang had argued it would be wrong to cancel the primary and U. S. district judge Analisa Torres agreed ruling the move unconstitutional Taurus said it would deprive voters have the chance to choose convention delegates who might shape the party platform the judge said there should be enough time before the June twenty third date to figure out how to carry out a primary

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Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 2 months ago

Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

"A federal judge has ruled the New York democratic presidential primary must take place as scheduled June twenty third New York Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs called the primary unnecessary now that Joe Biden is unopposed and dangerous in the midst of the corona virus pandemic but lawyers for withdrawn presidential candidates Bernie Sanders in the inter Yang had argued it would be wrong to cancel the primary and US district judge Analisa Torres agreed ruling the move unconstitutional Torres said it would deprive voters have the chance to choose convention delegates who might shape the party platform the judge said there should be enough time before the June twenty third date to figure out how to carry out a primary safely I'm Ben Thomas

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Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 2 months ago

Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

"A federal judge has ruled the New York democratic presidential primary must take place as scheduled June twenty third New York Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs called the primary unnecessary now that Joe Biden is unopposed and dangerous in the midst of the corona virus pandemic but lawyers for withdrawn presidential candidates Bernie Sanders in the inter Yang had argued it would be wrong to cancel the primary and US district judge Analisa Torres agreed ruling the move unconstitutional Torres said it would deprive voters have the chance to choose convention delegates who might shape the party platform the judge said there should be enough time before the June twenty third date to figure out how to carry out a primary safely I'm Ben Thomas

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Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

AP News Radio

00:35 sec | 2 months ago

Judge restores NY Democratic presidential primary on June 23

"New York Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs called the primary unnecessary now that Joe Biden is unopposed and dangerous in the midst of the corona virus pandemic but lawyers for withdrawn presidential candidates Bernie Sanders in the inter Yang had argued it would be wrong to cancel the primary and US district judge Analisa Torres agreed ruling the move unconstitutional Torre said it would deprive voters have the chance to choose convention delegates who might shape the party platform the judge said there should be enough time before the June twenty third date to figure out how to carry out a primary safely I'm Ben Thomas

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Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

Vickie Allen and Levon Putney

00:32 sec | 2 months ago

Judge rules New York must hold presidential primary

"Eighty a Manhattan federal judge ruled Tuesday that new York's democratic presidential primary will have to go forward on June twenty third agreeing with arguments a day earlier from lawyers for withdrawn presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang that it was unconstitutional to cancel the primary judge Analisa Torres said Tuesday that there is enough time before the primary to figure out safe ways to have it on June twenty third which is what the state's board of elections are having to do anyway since New York is still planning to hold its congressional and state primaries the

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Federal Judge restores New York presidential primary, rules cancellation is unconstitutional

Steve Scott

00:30 sec | 2 months ago

Federal Judge restores New York presidential primary, rules cancellation is unconstitutional

"A federal judge has ruled the cancellation of New York presidential primary next month was unconstitutional judge on a Lisa Torres heard arguments from lawyers from four former presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang that canceling the June twenty third primary was wrong the state board of elections voted to scrap the primary last month over corona virus concerns and Joe Biden would be unopposed but judge Torres ruled there is enough time from now until the primary next month to do it

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Vanessa Bryant finds 'one more letter' from Kobe Bryant, opens on her birthday

GSMC Entertainment Podcast

02:30 min | 2 months ago

Vanessa Bryant finds 'one more letter' from Kobe Bryant, opens on her birthday

"Today single the mile. Tuesday it is Vanessa Bryant. Three Eighth Birthday It's been three months since she lost her husband. Kobe Bryant and daughter Jonah in a helicopter crash. I can't believe it's already been three months. They just flies by and every time I see pictures of them. I still shocked and left in disbelief. And as Vanessa marked her thirtieth birthday today. She reminisced about her romance with you. Know the late basketball star who? She called the love of my life after discovering a love letter from him. So Vanessa revealed. She saved one special love note to read on her birthday is like kind of like the last no from him sharing a photo of her hand covering the front of the envelope from Kobe. Vanessa Bro. In her options. She posted his instagram. She captioned yesterday. I found an envelope labeled to the love of my life from Lou. Poppy I waited to open one more letter. My birthday a gave me something to look forward to today. And Oh my God. I had to like pause after reading. That's only like halfway through a caption neither pause from reading that just because I'm like. Oh my God like don't start shitting tears girl like it's Sosa like the fact that she's like. I saved this last love letter from the love of my life to have something to look forward to my birthday. Like she is so strong she's trillion is like. I wish I can just give her like a huge hug. I'm sending one virtual hug towards her and her family Vanessa Vanessa explained that in a heart wrenching. Twist it in the lighter. An Image Colby had chosen for the front of the card depicted. Vanessa being held by an angel. Okay you guys. That was with the front of the card. The image was Vanessa. Being held by an angel she added the irony is that Kobe had a photo of me drawn with an angel me up by an artist on the cover missing the love of my life and my sweet little Mama Sita. My Fellow Torres grateful to wake up to my three sweet girls today. Wish we were altogether and then she hashtag birthday. Wish that's all. She concluded her caption.

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How The Fed Fights Coronavirus

The Indicator from Planet Money

06:48 min | 2 months ago

How The Fed Fights Coronavirus

"The Federal Reserve the Fed Country Central Bank has been insanely busy trying to support the economy in the past month. But might not know that because the Fed hasn't really been in the headlines. The Way Congress has been so tan show. We're going to fill in the details. What the Fed has been up to here? We go so during normal times if the economy is growing too fast and there's too much inflation meaning prices are rising too fast. The Fed can raise interest rates to slow the economy down a bit and if the economy is really weak like right now the Fed can lower interest rates and give the economy a boost but the FED has already lowered interest rates to almost zero. So that means it. The Fed really just cannot do any more to help the economy right. It's ammunition. Yeah there's no more ammunition and I am certain. Stacey that Fed Chair Jerome Powell would agree with me when it comes to this lending. We're not going to run out of ammunition that doesn't happen okay never mind. That doesn't happen like bullets forever. That was that was chair Powell about a month ago on. Cbs Today Show and what he meant. Was that no matter how bad the economy suffers as it deals with krona virus the Fed can always increase. How much money. It is lending to the economy to support it. That money cannot be given away. It has to be in the form of lending but there is no limit on how much lending the. Fed can provide an in the time since that interview with chair pops only a month ago but since then the economy has been collapsing and the Fed has responded by setting up nine new lending programs these facilities to get money to different parts of the economy in partnership with the US Treasury Department and this has been a much bigger much faster response from the Fed then during the financial crisis of two thousand eight. It happened fast that happened in volume and it happened in partnership with the Treasury. It was pretty smooth much smoother than the last go around. This is torres a reporter at Bloomberg News who recently analyzed all this extraordinary new activity from the Fed and Craig's. You can think of the Fed's actions all of these lending programs as falling into three different buckets. Three buckets the reflect the three roles that the Fed is now playing in the economy. And I up. The Fed is now acting as the economy's lender of last resort this all that is actually familiar to central banks in crisis so simple way to understand lender of last resort is to imagine. You know there's like one bank in a small town. The bank has loaned money to businesses in the town but the economy is going bad so those companies might not be able to pay back that bank. Well the people in town here about it so they all rush at the same time to take their money out of the bank runs on the bank. Yeah but the bank does not have all their money precisely because it loaned some of that money out to the businesses which we're GONNA pay back later on in the future. The money's in your house in your house and yours so the panic gets worse because everyone wants to get their money out of the bank before it runs out until Craig says the central bank the Federal Reserve would show up. And just say. I'm going to loan loan loan to this bank as much money as they need until the panic stops nowadays things are obviously more complicated but this basic role of the. Fed as lender of last resort is pretty much the same. It's just that you know this little town bank has partly been replaced by different kinds of markets if for example instead of depositing your cash in the bank you can buy a short term. I owe you from a bank or from another kind of financial company where the company basically says. Hey let us borrow your money and we'll pay you back in a month and we'll pay you back with a little more interesting. You would have gotten from just bank deposit well about a month ago. Companies started having trouble selling these people did not want to buy them probably because they were worried that as the economy was tanking these companies would struggle to pay them back now. This is a problem because some companies rely on selling those I o us to pay for their daily operations including to pay people salaries. Yep So what the Fed did was it. Set up a facility to buy these. I owe us directly from the companies. These Iowa used by the way are just called commercial paper and this lending program from the Fed is a facility. Craig says that is providing emergency cash when there's something wrong with a market that won't give these companies short-term finance and once people saw that the Fed was actively buying this commercial paper these I owe us from companies. They stopped being nervous about buying it themselves. So companies were again able to sell their US and pay everybody salaries. Yeah I mean this is important. Also because some of these financial companies that sell the I. R. Themselves Providing Credit to people to get mortgages and car loans and these companies can continue doing that now. The Fed has at other similar facilities as lender of last resort and in all of them. The Fed is making sure that financial institutions can borrow in the short term so that they can lend money out to the economy in the long term with the Fed has done is to restore confidence in these markets. Yeah this partly explains by the way. Why the Fed is not in the headlines as much when it is doing its job. Successfully markets calmed down which just doesn't attract as much attention but it means that the Fed is doing its job yet. No news is good news right. Yeah that is one role. The Fed is playing lender of last resort. The second role Craig gives it a similar name investor of last resort but Craig says there are big actually really radical differences in these roles so in investor of last resort. There are two programs they are set up to buy longer term debt sold by big corporations and the fate is not restricting itself to just supporting the debt of the safest companies. It's also supporting the debt of some risky companies. Like ones that sell junk bonds for a guy who's been covering this institution for going on two decades. I have never seen anything like this. As investor of last resort the Fed is going beyond supporting short term lending markets to avoid panics. It is directly financing the longer term. Borrowing of corporations and this is pretty controversial. Partly because a lot of companies borrowed a ton of money in recent years and so the Fed might be kind of inadvertently signalling to these companies. That they can just keep borrowing money into the future like Willy Nilly because if the chips are down the Fed will help them out. If the economy goes bad they really have changed perceptions about risk mainly an told the markets that in moments of excessive economic

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Science Movie Club: 'Twister'

Short Wave

08:22 min | 3 months ago

Science Movie Club: 'Twister'

"Alley. Burgos still remembers the first time she saw it. I mean we all do as about in fourth grade. It was maybe around midnight. Probably not that late because my parents probably wouldn't let me step that lay but Curtains drawn. I was knitting and I happened to come across admitted I happened to come across this movie on. Tv is just flipping channels. You know and I saw a tornado so I started watching it and I was just mesmerized. I remember my dad coming down and like yelling at me to go to bed. I was like just just wait. One more minute like I need to keep watching this Which she did and she saw the defining weather film of Nineteen Ninety. Six a movie. I love to hate twister starring Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt in the movie chase down tornadoes trying to find a way to study them up close and personal and eventually they end up finding each other like it is such a good kind of bad movie. Yeah absolutely it's one of those things that you just watch like. Oh it's so good but so bad at the same time. So today. Our first shortwave. Movie Club we're talking one of my personal favorites twister with Alli Burgos meteorologist in analyst for the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration. I- Madison via shortwave. The daily science podcast from NPR. Alright here's the plan. I'm GonNa talk about some scenes in the movie alleys going to tell us about the science. Here we go in pretty much any scene with a tornado. It makes the sound. It's so ridiculous because tornadoes don't sound like roaring lion. I'm pretty darn sure. I think when I was reading a little bit about the movie they really want to make the Tornados. Seem like you know. A person are like this thing with like character and soul and generally tornadoes actually sound more like this constant low rumble sound or more like a rushing train. All right all right next up something. They got Kinda right the whole movie. Scientists are trying to get this instrument called Dorothy into the path of a tornado. We put her up inside a tornado. So they don't get sucked up in send out readings from the inside radio back information about the internal structure wind velocities flow a symmetry. We learn more than thirty six and they have in the past thirty years profile. The tornado for the first time the cool thing is is that these instruments are real. Scientists actually tried a version of this in the eighties sprite. Yeah so they modeled Dorothy after a real instrument called toto from wizard of Oz. The little dog toto. That's why they named it. And so the basic idea was to put that in the path of a tornado and had I could measure temperature and pressure and winds because what they really needed was to be able to get measurements real time so they only had things from radar doppler. So that's all from faraway measuring all those things and they tried it a couple of times in. It's really dangerous. As as the movie shows of trying to put something into our tornadoes half but now they actually have a new program that Noah is starting to fund called Torres and this is taking really small weather balloons and putting instruments on that and flying them up in Tornado. Okay so the balloon kind of takes that instrument package with it versus having to put a big clunky metal thing right in the power. So we've come a long way from like dropping something off a pickup truck into the center of the Tornado so cool so so the instrumentation while it wasn't like trying to measure exactly the same things was actually based off of a real experiment yet. They exact concept behind it was was the same so the last big scene of the movie is perhaps in. This is saying the. Let's be honest. It's the best season so the main characters are trying to get as close to an f five tornado. Great idea as they possibly can. And they deliver this device into the tornado and they kind of like get stuck on this farm. They're trying to run away from the Tornado at the same time report. You couldn't do in real life. Okay okay this is good because this is going to ask you about. But they basically find their way into this tiny shed Phil. Paxton is like it's fine. We're going to tether ourselves to this pipe. That goes really deep in the ground. Do with these two leather straps and then f five tornado rolls over the shed. Horrifically over the rips. The shed out of the ground. They're like being pulled up into the center of the tornadoes. One it is the most fun scene of the movie. You feel like you're inside of that Tornado with them. You see lightning bolts going on. There are multiple mini tornadoes within the big tornado. Within the tornado passes and they're totally fine her fine. Yes the biggest issue with that scene. Is that if you did have supposedly an F five tornado which you wouldn't be able to tell just looking at it is that all of the debris flying on around them would most likely kill them an f five tornado has wins upwards of three hundred miles an hour so even if you have a small small screwdriver for example of rats flying at that speed hits you you're gone and if you saw in that scene there is a shed and it's like full of like farming equipment ause and they would probably get hit by something like that but it certainly makes it a fun scene so tell me when you're saying you can't tell just by looking at because they're like this is an f. five right yeah so you can actually determine the scale or the intensity of a tornado just by looking at it what scientists have to do is do a damage survey afterwards and see all of the damage that the tornado caused and then from that they can determine the intensity walked has now moved on to the northeast. I've just got Mordovia. That even stronger Hornet is now starting to form twenty five miles from one you know so at at no point. Can you predict that a tornado is going to be at five before it happened? Correct to do the damage report. And you say okay based on this system this right and they were just going by you. Know bigger means stronger more violent. And that's not always the case you can actually have tornadoes that are look pretty small but that are very very violent. Okay all right so we have hated on twister a little bit by now but I feel like a lot of times in science movies. Scientists seem like pretty buttoned up lay definitely predominantly male. Which they still are in this movie. But you know. The lead researcher in this movie is woman. She's got a personal stake in her science. She's really passionate about helping people in that kind of stuck with me for sure. Yeah I think that stuck with a lot of people and I think a lot of people don't realize that there are tons and tons of researchers out in the field and so it's really cool just seeing people like down getting their hands dirty and really putting their heart and soul especially into something that is so important to help people and you told me that. This movie played a big role in your life to. Oh definitely I was one of those weird kids that watch the weather channel. Every morning waking up from school normal kid and so- twister definitely kind of showed me that there's another side of science besides just being a TV broadcasting like you can go out and research these things and going to college to study meteorology. My parents actually bought me that movie as a parting gift on DVD. It's fair to say that this movie inspired you in some way to go into your. Oh definitely and I think it inspired a lot of people to I know all of my meteorology friends speak very fondly of this movie when they were kids.

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"torres" Discussed on Rob Has a Podcast

Rob Has a Podcast

01:38 min | 4 months ago

"torres" Discussed on Rob Has a Podcast

"I am rob sister. Nino everybody welcome back to rob has a podcast very excited today because I have one of my favorites here with me on the line. She's been telling me Ton of stories that what's going on in her world already your. She is the Great Lisa. Lisa how are you? I'm fine super excited. As always pronuncia Torres Darkness Holi Yay. But you can say even towers Had A CO worker for hours because Torres. A Spanish in English is towers. Yeah Okay our towers. Okay I am I getting that right. Yeah but I I. I usually don't give my last name. I use my second name. Which is Maria Maria? Yeah that's why I'm new summary on their own everything. I'm Maria okay. I didn't want the show to put out my last name because I have like reading papers for you know different meetings and archaeological self identify like people reading all of down or like you know so but they still were they. What kind of papers did you right? I did a research on a my specialty is historical cookbooks from May nineteenth century and the Caribbean. Yeah I've written a couple. Yeah at.

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Racism at the school gate and education reclaimed (Part 2)

Science Friction

07:37 min | 4 months ago

Racism at the school gate and education reclaimed (Part 2)

"Aikido got You Butterfly Net Enhancement. Gravity Heaven and what she step. We're right next to the Bank of Torrens River on Ghani country in the heart of Adelaide plays. Don't fall in the torrents. Those of you that are not South. Straighten off a good ribbon polling today on the white out feeling very sorry. Try and start wipers water Do into the podcast of last week. Show if you've arrived at the dorms late because we're on camp here on science friction and it's going well. Everyone's getting on. This is the C. Syros Aboriginal Summa School for Excellence in technology and science and I'm living in with the nearly forty indigenous students from across the strategy here from Perth to the Torres Strait. They've come from far and wide and it's great to have you with us to on the Tesha Mitchell. You've caught an enormous something or dragonfly. It's huge thing. It was just innocent. Thought Maybe we could Kate Me Swan and then if we get any more or less just Alana line Patched candidate the University of Adelaide so working on parasitic wasps. My mission is to teach a bit more of an appreciation awareness of what's around which these kids have embraced wholeheartedly fishnet Connor Looking. It's camouflaged really. Yeah so as part of ABC's walking together. I'm bringing you powerful personal stories from three generations of indigenous. Australians today on racism in classrooms on triumphantly pushing past the low expectations others can have foyer and are knowing who you Would Hi this is a Science Camp Theresa? Let's get some of that good stuff at by the reba without insect. Nate's I love it because when I was little I used to do this in the backyard. I'll just for the fun of it. Like we did. Ones and lacked playful the bugs and stuff and Done things we went touches. The real big because that's scary. This is year eleven student Catherine. She's from Queensland. I've always had a interest in biodiversity because when I was lying about it in school I just found it fascinating the way things like adapted to the surroundings and how strong Some animals off. But do you think you might study in Uni? I definitely want medicine like the medicine. Science and even in science medicine side of it because on surf fascinated about the way humans like animals too but mostly humans alphabrain the actual workings about nerves and our nervous system and everything. I just find it so fascinating to fix people with your knowledge of that. It's just it's mind blowing to me. If you're ever original or Torres Strait islander you make up about three percent over strides population but just under two percent of all students enrolled at university are indigenous. That's growing by around half of a said over the last decade or side when it comes to Unical says in the natural and physical sciences. It and engineering. Less than one percent of students are indigenous for first year medicine. That's around two point. Four percent and of course completion rights alarm but this camp is about helping to change that. It's about road tasting university. Simon names macaroni. I'm an epidemiologist with. Csiro food and nutrition and things are about to get very real for the students right now. We're talking about their activities for the rest of the week and in particular their inquiry which is quite a lot of pressure for them. They'll need to spend a lot of their time thinking about the question that they want to investigate for the next few days and then they'll have to be ready to present it by next week. You asking them to do scientific experiment in two days scientific inquiry. That might be an experiment but it might be some other activities but yet in today's Yep they'll spend a lot of the allison a day. Doing it will be under a lot of pressure but based on previous years they do a great job so they've got to collect data definitely have to collect data they'd go to interpret data and they'll go to present it all of the precious situations for them so the pressure is on from pretty much all mice now not quite a couple of days. I think they'll feel it from tomorrow morning. Hitler research can be conceded. A A dirty word Saith West head is a young research scientist irregular mentor on these caves. He comes from Alaba Coal. And we're edgy. Country in these half miles research was something that was done on. Aboriginal people not with Aboriginal people and certainly not let by aboriginal people but as we get more aboriginal academics in high positions within the academy. This is where we can start to see a change of the culture so we need young people. All of the students present curious and inquisitive mind and from my perspective. That's all you need to be a scientist. The rest is just learning the specific language to answer the specific questions that you come up with and that's just a process. Anybody can do that. We really made more indigenous people in science. We've got so much work today. But we need more indigenous people everywhere. It's hard to access education for aboriginal people and are stolen papal. It's hard to walk to welds of wanting to preserve your own culture and sense of identity. Sometimes studying integrate main sacrificing culture identity and sometimes staying strong culture means sacrificing education. Perhaps no one knows these more than an ano education later. I made it a gathering by the five page of the Wheelchair Boarding House. Where all staying at Miami's Ruben and direct for education does P. Y. Yeah we didn't on almost for you know all the people it's our language and then another language as we had last week students from the remote traditional lands of the unindo people in South Australia. Come stay here. 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Libra - Friday, March 6th, 2020

Libra Today

01:25 min | 4 months ago

Libra - Friday, March 6th, 2020

"Let's begin your day. The moon moves through. Leo You're eleven th House of friendship and social engagements however the outgoing Leo Moon Squares both Venus enduranace inver house of private affairs. This conflicted mood is only made more confusing by Uranus the great awakening loudly rebelling. In your eighth house it could be time to rethink your commitments. And how much you give to your significant other now. Take a moment to reflect on your relationships. Venus joins Urine Torres leading you to think about marriage financial ties and contractual agreements. Pay attention to unions. That may be ready for next chapter. Hopefully it feels good to take these steps committing your time energy and love to another person. Contemplate your path to personal growth of planets and both capricorn and Torres opened up the potential for more stability and structure in your private life. If you've been flirting with the idea of building a family accepting proposal buying a house for starting a business now could be the time to make your plans official

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Orlando Woman Accused Of Zipping Boyfriend Up In Suitcase, Leaving Him To Die

Rush Limbaugh

00:38 sec | 4 months ago

Orlando Woman Accused Of Zipping Boyfriend Up In Suitcase, Leaving Him To Die

"A woman in Florida arrested and accused of zipping her boyfriend inside a suitcase where he eventually died authorities in Winter Park Florida say forty eight year old Sara Boone told them she and her boyfriend were playing hide and go seek when she claims that she thought it would be funny if a ball was dipped into a suitcase but Jose Torres ended up dying boon says she passed out drinking and found him dead later putting videos obtained on towards a cell phone one shows and screaming out that he couldn't breathe voters are responding that's what I feel like when you choke me officers also found cuts and bruises to towards his face an autopsy is now scheduled to figure out the official cause

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Mike Trout rips cheating Astros, calls for bigger punishment

Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney

04:59 min | 5 months ago

Mike Trout rips cheating Astros, calls for bigger punishment

"Happy Spring Training has been so happy so far. No I was GONNA say being the leadoff hitter is generally a good thing but not if the leadoff hitter for the Astros in two thousand one that might be a little bit dicey so on Monday Mike. Trout spoke in baseball circles. I really feel like it's words that are being carved on tablets might trout use. The Word Cheat. He noted the absurdity of the advantage of knowing what pitch is coming at this Take Note Jim Crane any express frustration over the fact. The Astra's haven't been disciplined. He spoke forcefully as forcefully as he has an N. issue baseball. And if you're the astros in your angry the world right now this might be the moment that forces you to look in the mirror I really feel like when Clayton Kershaw sees about the said something the Astros might dismiss it as well. Those guys are sore losers because we beat them. When cody bellinger said something they might think. Well what are you talking about your strikeout machine? In the two thousand Seventeen World Series Boba shed Gleyber Torres. Come out and said things they might think. Shut up you too young to say anything. One might. Trout says something that has to resonate even with the most defying the Astros. Because not only is a great players you know. He's also incredibly respected within the sport and they know him as a great in accepting person and so i. I sent on twitter this morning. That it's like getting yelled at by your favorite uncle. There's just something to it. What do you think yeah no look? I Applied Mike Trout. You know he's not always a man of many words. That's for sure you know. I'm sure he considered beforehand. What he was going to say he obviously knew these questions or coming to him so he took obviously a very strong stance towards not only the Astros but towards the commissioner so as one of the faces of the game. I absolutely applaud him for coming down. Hard on everything that's happened. So tell me how you think he's. Words would go over with a George Springer and Altoona Bregman Carlos Correa marlins not on the Astros anymore but certainly saw him early this spring address this because I feel like that they would just listen and say nothing. It wouldn't be any complaints among the Astros and Mike. Trout speaks in this way. What do you think yeah? It's a good question. You know for all the apologies. We've now seen the Astros gives since that initial press conference. I still don't know if there's a lot of remorse or regret at least I haven't been down there in West Palm was Houston. But that's the feeling I get from far that they did it. They know they're supposed to apologize. But they're still feeling of. We got away with it. We one where the champs so be it So I don't think that feeling of remorse. Is there now. Is that going to change? Because Mike Trout says he's lost respect for them. Probably not you would hope they. Would you know do a little inner self reflecting and sink a little more about their actions? But I think they're also it's also easy to say. This happened in two thousand seventeen. We don't care moving on and maybe that's what the sport itself does need to do at some point this spring and I feel like that is best for the Astros at this point. Let's face it. They've taken a lot of incoming shots they punch back the other day. I think it's time for them to stop worrying about trying to save what they've already loss. You know watching Carlos Correa over the weekend pushed back a talk about individual situations in the world series when they weren't cheating and I I thought it was absurd. Yes we were cheating in the first inning the second and third inning but in that run-scoring spot in the fence. We weren't cheating you know and to extend my a comparison the astros with someone who cheated in neighborhood poker game. Can you imagine if someone said? Yeah we dealt from the bottom of the deck with firsthand second anther. We played that fourth. Hand straight up like other players. Don't WanNa hear that and I feel like that while Carlos was passionate in trying to absolve Jose altuve and trying to draw lines. It's a waste of time. Their legacies in cement. It's over in terms of the Court of public opinion. No absolutely and we all know. There's only one solution for the Astros and that's to go out and win the World Series in twenty twenty and at least remove the cloud of suspicion for this season. When we're pretty sure they're not gonNA Poll any shenanigans released today extent. They have that is the only way two thousand seventeen as you said that legacy is incident. You know it's always GonNa be be doubt now. They're going to go out and prove that they actually are as good as we think they. They are at least as good as they've been the last three years

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Reggie Fils-Aime Prevented Nintendo From Having a Graffiti Logo

Nintendo Voice Chat

02:29 min | 5 months ago

Reggie Fils-Aime Prevented Nintendo From Having a Graffiti Logo

"You know ready. Fees Amee prevented Nintendo from changing its logo to a graffiti type logo which sounds awful awful and this revealed on the present value podcast and we got that news from there in an interview with him and he said that intendo wanted to appeal to the different audience and pitched one style visit graffiti. I can see it. A lot of companies modernize their logos over the years including Torres. We had this weird sideways logo. That had the SCIFI compass thing made it simpler and there were a lot of logos presented to us for our from the agency that I worked on our logo and there were some that. Were horrible that some people will I mean even the NBC logo right like I think Reggie came on in in two thousand and three and at this time. Nintendo was kind of still in the middle of the Game Cube era and in the doldrums of You know sixty four and game cube and the general conversation around Nintendo at the time was that it was babies right and that it was for children and intended was very concerned and especially Nintendo of America I was concerned about aging up their demographic and making sure that they appeal to like a broader audience. And so they wanted to age the logo by making it more like the age timeless rights and sixty four slamming colors Gamecube logo purple right. There you can sometimes thank thank you. You can make the argument that they weren't quite as cool but I think sometimes been on this site if they had a graffiti logo now super date. Yeah cool. It'd be Super Dave on the social team. We kind of poked a little fun at the idea of what a graffiti nintendo although logo would look like so if you follow on Instagram or twitter you've probably seen what are artists came up with and it's very funny. It's like a very sorely like you know there's like the Stasi S.'s around the the SNES and but it you're absolutely right. I think that it's one of those things that in the moment it would have been great but if they still had that logo now it'd be like Oh that's a very early two thousands. Yeah it's exactly right. I think the most important thing that I learned from the story was that the Nintendo Classic Nintendo logo the logo that we all know and love. And it's still their logo Internally call it the race track logo no yes no yes. This is the whole around it they call it they refer to it as the race track. Yeah it's

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"torres" Discussed on Ask Me Another

Ask Me Another

02:19 min | 5 months ago

"torres" Discussed on Ask Me Another

"Tour vacation two weeks of tour and then two weeks of vacation. So how was coming back to New York City. It's a boy nice. It's good neighborhoods you've rats. Well there's construction in our neighborhood. They take down a building the thousand rats that live there fan out into the neighborhoods right. They don't know where to go where to go. They're trying to find out though. Yeah I remember coming home from a vacation and walking into the door just like living one bedroom apartment but all the windows were closed and everything so when I opened the door the guest of the door opening cause to framed photos to fall onto the floor and smash and then I walked in and there was smashed glass everywhere and one giant dead water bug just being like I've been here and it was lovely until they framed photo felon. We've been amazing guests on the show tonight. Yes so excited. Comic writer actor Juror. Julio Torres will be joining us if you're not familiar with his work and you're watching Saturday night live and you find on yourself going. That was kind of weird. That was Julio tors work I mean he finds humor humor and absurdity in a lot of everyday objects like a sink that is too large or the font papyrus or the act of writing a check. He's he's kind of like an observational comic for another dimension. Like I think he would kill at a museum gift shop. Julio also has a collection of fake diamonds and unfortunately I just found out I do too we also game about real estate in the show. I have a reoccurring dream where I'm falling downstairs and I wake up in the morning going. I have stairs sad little New York orcs studio dream all right. Let's do let's play some games. Everybody let's play.

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:01 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I know we've heard this a million but i it's not it's the senate the way he sat at because i've been on a satin and long days and stuff and i did enjoy doing crashing but it took practice to make the reward award the work itself and now i'm grasping that a little bit better whereas good whatever's next will be the thing that i can make a pleasure not that it won't be hard work but find bliss in the doing of the thing yeah i have that i still have that i enjoy a lot of the whatever whatever whether whether it be like a relationship like thing with my brother i was telling you about when he called like that was we're not anywhere near where we need to be like but like kit that that call in that moment talking for ten minutes so we'd candidly was like it was really i really enjoyed peyote uh-huh something a little harder problem but it was. It was one of those things it was crazy. I mean because he never would have had if you could add like he's never even called me on my birthday <hes> you you know like it's also because he doesn't remember not being mean but or he's being w meaning and not remembering no. He's thoughtless thoughtless but like so for him to think in an yeah and also like is one of the things like now. How do i get to encourage help. Encourage that behavior or that like keep letting him know that i do. You want to hear those things you don't like without. I think that's because like it's going to be a fine line pushing it with him well not. I can't be like hey man. I love you. How are you don't like get like he'll be. He'll be like what are you gay like. It's so it's going to be a little bit here a little bit am <hes> but in it against you wanna you wanna call your brother. Call you all your mother pete no way no way. I'll just text motivational quotes to my dad. No he takes us to me how i think that's so cool that he called the. I know how that feels yeah. It meant a lot it. It really did and you're you're not as old as i am but we're similar in my well my whole life. I never thought i'd be close with my brother. It's not because we didn't get along but now that we're we're like closer and closer both parents. He's not he's not a parent but <hes> looking back on my parents and sort of deciphering them together. There is really that's cool meaningful. Yeah yeah that is that's really cool. Actually you're going to get somebody to do that with yeah. I hate to be so practical about it but added that is for better or worse how i work. I'm like he is beneficial to me because we can talk about but that's good that you can have that. You know what you're going to get from yeah. What do you think happens when you die. Nothing laid out yeah. I don't <hes> yeah. I don't know i mean there's there's moments where i'm so scared that i think there has to be something bigger in like but anytime i've had i'd like an ominous feeling of or a bigger thing in the in the universe or whatever it's usually usually come from a place of fear and when i look back like i'm scared so i don't just like a remedy to a bad feeling. Yes yeah yeah so. I guess that's good in some ways but i don't know. I don't think so you think it's wishful thinking i i'm not no. I'm not judging or any kind of no and no judgement on anyone. It's like and i'm not the way i say this is like i don't believe in god but i know he doesn't believe in me. Ask your funny. I just don't and i kind kinda. Don't care yeah. I kinda like don't i want there to be good and i want there to be reasons for things but i just don't think there is <hes> yeah so this is at lights out yeah probably yeah..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:43 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Grow. It may not ever be like i can talk to my dad every day. Now i can talk but he can mean gene my leg. It can mean more like as possible and ed and i. I wish i'd done that with my father. I wish i'd done that with my mother and i love my mother so much talk about everything and i still wish we could. There are still things we could have done more of here. I hear that it's just it really is tricky. When a parent it's sort of running old script the script when you were eight and you want to update the program to who last time i saw my mom i was like i say this all the time. I'm like i don't wanna be your counselor and i don't wanna be your partner. I wanna. I just want you to be my mom. My mom and i mean we don't really know how to do that. Yeah and it's kinda like happy for me like she vents events about my dad and then i'm just like i or events about my brother and i'm like that's my brother and that's my father like i don't want to. We don't know what because you. There's nothing to talk about except pain so i'm like i mean people. I have friends that are like go to move some. She doesn't like movies. Go to restaurant. They don't really like restaurants restaurants like a really tricky maze to traverse for sure i would my mom was that way to like. I would like a it'd be like you need to get out. I wanna see you be happy as a person to join book clubs and all that kind of church more. She's like my mom was catholic. Yep <hes> and encourage anybody. I just want i wanted the ben ali them similar and i tell my mom more church. My mom is difficult though that's kind of like a funny way to the lady in the book group that's gonna like 'cause some shit and i liked that about her. She just like she does. She just come in that way with everybody. She's just my mother other would invite but like just like you need to find a shirt that makes you look less chubby. She would just say that to you by the way that's a great fitting shirt. I know i know that i find that was my dad's second wife was that oh yeah and then boston too. I wrote it in my book. I was like there's a comfort to being with somebody. That says what they think because it you know when she says she loves you. She means it sure as shit saying everything that she's yes so you're i guess that's yeah. That's why like when chelsea elsie and i would really really close. I think i was acting out you could say karma but like an old pattern of like i love people and i love jealousy. I love chelsea and i think part of my attraction to that relationship was that you reminded me. A little bit of my thickest chelsea would be my jelly like the million..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:31 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Just now i had uh uh they're saying the same things and it's boring like even if i like what they're saying. It's still kind of boring to me. I hear he's saying ice cream. Cream can be boring like later when i was like yes i do. I think that it's good but it's it is like it's yeah. Where's the special person like right yeah right. You know what i think is a big problem with sound like an old. I don't care with comedy these days. Is there so much work that if you're twenty two and funny we're gonna you're gonna get scooped up quickly. That's pant and that's what i'm saying people. You're going. What's that. I think it stunned. That's what i'm saying. Yes it takes them out of. We sound old. Let's clean it takes them out of the grind and i'm not saying you have to work. The road for a mill road sounded good. A lot of people like i wrote can leave a stink worse way and there's good. It's sometimes it's the work you take it. Yeah that's nice. I like that yeah but anonymity is power and that those ten years we're looking demetri. Martin said that to he was like that's a really good. Point knows who you are. You can be anything but a lot of people being told who they are right as soon as they're barely figuring out who they are are minted and now it's like well. That's what they are and that's what they do. I know they can still move and grow and change like so. You've been like a successful successful comic for what ten years probably like in a sense of like you were headlining and you've had some t._v.'s yeah right before that happened before for you became commodity or whatever you know trading in futures was i 'cause like i had this one i did your show at largo was like nobody really knew who i was there. Outside of maybe some of the other comics yeah and maybe a few people but there's an anonymity and being like yeah. I'm gonna fucking kill like did but the expectation of you is that you have to kill even harder because they hear that it doesn't. It doesn't feel that way. It doesn't yeah so you have that to look forward to again. I mean that only as a complement earned but you don't feel like no no. There's no comparison of your work to previous work or that kind of stuff that i because i feel like it always needs to be better like the game with myself like like i want my next special to be the best special that i've done and i but i'm the one that establishes those steaks. I don't feel the pressure from the outset source or anything the but i also don't look for it yeah i do. I'm not good. I i make it clean review do you do you want oh god the review. I sound like seinfeld the review the audience. It's being reviewed as i do. That's that's what the audience breath. Why do i need someone who wasn't there to come and tell me how i did. I heard the labs. I hear the applause. He gets to say that though that's because he's seinfeld i like i like somebody who's great. Who doesn't have that kind of always going to be like. I'm jerry are- seinfeld comedy writer for item jerry as our patrons. Same is trying to tell all comedians that that is your birthright..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:54 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"It's not gonna be at thirty six. I'm not saying it's not a funny line but but like an open mike but he also gets because he's just famous seinfeld to. He's doing what he does but he's doing what he does last sure he's being who we want him in the need him to be but when you're comedian you're actually trying to forge who you are so you should be studying the people that are like one year ahead of you should not the mass that was like both steady both for sure but that's like what you're saying but it's hard to study somebody. Who's one year ahead. 'cause it's not good yeah. That's the other thing it's like you yeah. You should learn to crawl before you walk but it's it is hard to the people that are like one year ahead of me. When i was starting. It was like matt brand. They were good yeah. I was watching it. I was like holy shit. That's there's a that's also a rarity your yeah yeah i i. That's the thing people don't talk about. Comedy like timing is the key to comedy clearly but like timing and when you start in who you start around is it's like i was so lucky that started like around the same time as funches an in carmel and all these other these interesting brilliant comics yes that we're doing creative things blowing richard bain with another guy winning streak all these people i just i was just like they're so so funny and they're not acting like comedians. Oh yeah yeah they were coming out of the gate swinging issued. I think about this all the time. My my scene was camille hannibal t._j. Canadian brought anger john roy just like everyone of those people that i just named. None of them are like each other no. They're all really funny. They're all really really. Is there. A is there somebody. I always ask comics. Is there somebody from that area like this was the funniest person and no one's ever heard i do we call this black and white photo fat guy between whoopi goldberg robin williams. It's always there's always like me and melena. Jugglers douglas like no one could follow freddy..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:58 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Work. Coitus and one of my jokes and people will always laugh and it's not a joke really but there's something athletic going on with standard is that you're you're not throwing a football or shooting a basketball obviously but you are trying to show a certain amount of prowess in a communicates yeah. There's something about ability. That's so show off the embarrassed. You have the time you're you're of all the people in the room. You're the only one that prepared ahead of time. The show off yeah said his job was he goes. I show off for an hour night. That's what it is fucking. That's it's right. That's great. Don't be embarrassed. Comedians no gold ago heart. I don't like us the athletic analogies like i i remember comedians with the most ability i'd ever seen like like natural ability of the funniest people often didn't have to prepare that much to do well yes but then they never they don't pop yeah. They don't go as far as they could've. You don't want us. They also get too much shine right in the beginning to people like some guys. Come out of the gate or gals or people. Thank you understand. I'm trying hard still not. I'm trying really hard to shoot a flaming airlines. Won't they come out knowing almost fully formed how they want to be even if they're not good enough to do it yet. Does that make like like they have a tone in a personality right out of the gate that is like oh. I see how they are going to be like what kind of stuff they will be doing right away yeah but then they don't ever have <hes> or not ever but a lot of them don't ever we're making that point of like well. This hard work part right where i have to like. Sit down and do this. That's why you say when i watch your really i see all my influences. I'm like you should be like five kids trying to sneak into a nudie movie under a trench coat. You should be with your influences but then through that period the hard part only only one of you can squeeze through dirty analogies or beauty movie fucking sunday funnies families because i'm just saying the hard part. I was just thinking about a comedian. I knew that used to go on sale would seem like trying out different personas and and i was like this kind got a weird the hard part and the grind is what's going to reveal who you percents yeah. It's gonna it's gonna do it for you. I think it's always evolving who i am. It's like you've been doing it for like two. We yeah like you don't it was a guy. I'm calling a guy a bitch me oversensitive. I call my own uh-huh. Yeah you're supposed to do that. You're supposed to kind of try all these different hats. Try them all on n._b._a. Don't don't ever be under the delusion that your going to decide what your voice is. No yeah no that. That's going to be delivered to yeah. It's all you can be as open. It's just like it's corrosion like you're getting. You're getting erosion. You you form into something smooth eventually all you have to do. All you have is work to do. That's all you ever grabbed. It was like and the audience is going to show you what to do. That's why a writer yeah. He's alone and they don't know it takes so much longer. I think for a writer to find their voice on a stand up. Stand up could change range voices between saturday night yet but i also think there's no way to do standup alone so that's right so riders can always work and stand ups oil yeah. You're so there's there's a there's like i was trying to think in this way <hes> just in my life but also comedic like we're talking about how you know the the compare the like comics musicians musicians only had to play the songs that everybody knows and they can be done. We have to create new stuff and it's harder the idea but it is hard but it's also a blessing because then rain yeah yeah he's. He's envying the woman in the song who died. She didn't have to sing this a million..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:40 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Right and then right he lied he lied about tax stuff and to my mom and and then you know things got worse just kept you know money kept getting worse and worse than buccaneers out. He came you know he got gotta. He landed on his feet kind of later on but he's still will great at it but <hes> he just gradually. I just don't think he could hold it. I think it was like depression russian that he didn't know he had like right because he couldn't fix a situation like so he didn't know how to fix any of his shit and he didn't care to try just kinda got he would get back to his feet long enough to like make it to the next round of life and then take another beating re minutes and how did he die. <hes> he had a stroke stroke. He had a stroke out. I was in portland. I was still living there and he stroked out stroked out. Yeah i mean they say hey will like that. My my mom was like yeah because my mom was like <hes> my mom was the medical she'd be like keystroke like like like the term jokes there bit. He died of a stroke or skit. You call them bits. I call him skit. Oh my god i still call them you know i wish i should go some skits for you guys. I i bit the hint of lemon people at one of these places where people were like comedies. Purist are the man my new skits aren't working the way they want and they are just do that in front of like like all the sailors guys which has new skit. Hey boss what you think of this new skin so you were saying you jad depressed dad stroke doc when did that happen. I was twenty nine. Okay so while ago yeah yeah <hes> i was twenty nine he yeah he just had a stroke and if i flew home and they're like he's like they were like my mom was a nurse and then my dad's second again wife was a nurse <hes> and we're all in there and they're just a he's not gonna come back from this like he was like they're like he's got like this. We're never getting him back and then we can just what it wasn't going to happen. So are we bought them off a moving into hospice and then he <hes> he died days in like a day and a half or something like that yeah today with them. Yeah i was there yeah. It was a it's weird yeah. What did it when i've never been with someone dying. Never wow you've been with more than one person died yeah <hes> <hes> well. Mom died too yeah and you were there yeah yeah what was the were they similar no. It wasn't a gun fight it. It wasn't a go out together in a bank robbery or anything like what what was the impression left on o of the actual moment you your experience my mother with my dad. It was like they're both first of all. They're both super. Say secondly with my dad. My mom was there. Ca she still was kind of like around around the family because she was kind of tied to his parents and stuff just through us for through our grandkids a little right. Did you hesitate to say that she loved him. I'm kind of in a weird way not not talk. My mother and i had a really candidate relationship so she would say <hes> probably always love your father but i don't love him like i'm not like the and that way that you will always love somebody to some degree that you've loved that deeply but with him he just i mean i don't know i the only thing i could think about was like i was there. I think my younger brother was there and my mom was there and my grandmother was there my father's mother and and he i just remember i felt so bad for her for my grandmother like you said a terrible arable imagine something worse than saying. They're doing that with your own kit..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:56 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Yeah yeah yeah the circumstance that would be. I think a lot of people get into their because of catalyst of like a a some kind of traumas a catalyst like whatever it happens to be and that happens to be what happened then so yeah so i mean i would think i would lean towards it before but <hes> you know depression. Is you know it's hereditary so so but what it sad look like like unmotivated like five four to ten years. Aw did you have friends and friends and stuff like it's ed friends. I good friends. I have great friends but they <hes> <hes>. I didn't mean it like sad. People can't friends no no no no no no. I just meant like what kind of depressed where you were. You like fuck. Everybody depressed. I'm going to be alone. I was kind of almost like on public. Display sadness like i would be around my friends n._b._c. Like they knew yeah. They knew what do you do when you're forty baton and video games. Can you know you know there's no. I don't know if you don't you don't know how to fix anything at that point you and all my mother it was trying to do was hold everything together for like i asked her once she was she just when i was like she's like i was in a fog for like four years. All i was doing was trying to like like because we lost a house. We lost everything and we just ended up in this new house but it was like she was all she was trying to keep it like a roof over our heads and like the money everything was fuck so <hes> raising three kids and having them be to be wild and troubling kids like kids are like kind of fucking nuts yeah i mean she could. This was the best she could do. So having good friends was the best. I could still friends with these guys. I grew up with them still friends with them but <hes> she couldn't keep an eye on everybody all the time because she didn't. My dad wasn't around so yeah right. Seventy-two seventy sorry uh-huh. I want an hour early the nursing professional forgive you but i mean that's some serious shit. You don't need you know and your thirteen or fourteen and you go through a lot anyways at that age like you know like you start middle school high school girls. I am i gay gay. Do i know if i'm gay and my gay. I don't think i'm getting like you. Don't know anything about yourself but there's a million things so like there's no stability anywhere yeah so that's i mean so that was a lot of anxiety exciting issues right yeah. What was that a random example or did you not did you struggle with your sexuality not thoroughly. I definitely thought at one point like am. I gay and i was like i don't think i like i like more like i should take the time to consider..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:09 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Acute. Old man thing it is is but he was forty when he was doing. I mean like do you go and all i see now when he says it is a reluctance to change which brings me to the other dark joke that i like. Which is you say you dad died and then you're like you see where things that remind you of them. Oh yeah you pass a little league field that he was supposed to be and i thought that was so i guess i'm just i'm in the mood for nude man. I like arc shit. I loved it thank you i loved it. It it just a fun place to write from pay yeah. I don't know if it's good. I don't know if it's a good place to only right from only be out of but like that's what i'm saying is. You're not just fluffy little. I'm not even gonna call it. Saturday's like lemon notes in there. There's something in there. There's lemon notes your second record tour lemon notes but there's something in there just picture of jack lemmon ah blah and his on every note i love it. She'd music but little lemon head. Gotta gotta give them candies jack jack lemmon heads this is good. We're wrestling with fun <music> but i i don't know if it's because i've been doing comedy for almost twenty years now when i look at comedy. I'm just looking for that like those bits pain. I'm i'm thinking best thing like the being surprised in comedy is still like like catching it because like you look at it like in a craftsman kind of way that they're going to go here yeah. They're going to do this right so when they have turn that. You don't see coming something that you could do which is still my favorite thing in comedy like also the dumber the joke now the more. I laugh like a real comedian thing. I think yeah yeah i. I think you're gonna say yeah. I think so too. I don't know what it is. It just like doc. I love a good masterful bit but like if someone's just doing the dumbest joke in the world. I can't yeah not laugh at we forget this bit the other day other words this guy in portland who do this better talk about how his dad was a drunk and he would come home and scream and yell and hit him and he goes and there'll be blood everywhere so nice he goes. I just had to be there yeah good yeah and it was and it was the only joke like i ever had yeah but god just so stupid yeah. I remember leo joe allen who i met him for the first time he's great. He's awesome. That's weird. He hasn't done this podcast but he's in new york he after a show he came up to me and he was like i i had a joke about how electric eels earth thing like crazy that we just accept that there's a fish with electricity and then it's like okay okay. It's like finding out. Seahorses amid a wi fi signal afterwards he was just like i just just love a comedian doing stupid bit but he meant it as a compliment yeah. That's a stupid but no one can do. It is through and it's crazy crazy. That is normal but it's crazy that anything is yeah but it's also data comedian could go in any direction and they choose to go on a stupid direction or silly direct. Yes can as opposed to like. I don't want it to be serious all the time the comedy i'm glad that it can be yeah i completely early agree speaking of not being serious all the time so he started going to therapy because you were supposed to be the man in the house because your parents got a divorce that like i mean i was just my mom. She had a lot of like <hes> issues with depression and stuff so she could see it in me so she was like she was a nurse so she cared about mental health and better. So what is it what how did it start. What was your first experience of anxiety or depression. I was just saying like i would be sad..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:53 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Is now just like sad but it's not affecting right yeah. Do you think you'll feel that way. Why haven't talked to her and i don't know how long over ten years katie katie so. What i'm saying is if i got news that she thought i would be sad but it'd be sat in the same way that like a dear friend from college that i haven't talked to in twenty died. You'd be sad yeah yeah. It goes from like a really yeah. I'm sorry it's okay. I didn't know i'm the guy in twenty year. You're you're talking about it but i'm one hundred percent with you like i love this dude and then he died and i was like yeah. Cody's did lay hands of bummer. What you're talking about. In that bit i think is why i wanted to kind of unpack it is that there's like seasons of our lives and there's times you know what i'm saying but my wife is my first wife. There was a time when her dying would have been like pete is never the same. You know what i'm saying like. He wanted that would've affected you forever like the devastation. If she had died when i was twenty five and you still married and yeah people would just be like well. We lost pete. Pete pitas gonna just say he's a widower a widower. He's he's a recluse yeah. He's it looks like he's in twilight. He's pale. He's got sunken eyes is he's a fucking you would off the deep end and now it would be like cody died yeah and you'd be like so what happened. Who am i the question underneath. All of this is who are you am. I peed like that. He was just a series of experiences. It was a series of habits. I was used to having its growth relationship but it's also growth. It's not like maybe it's not even growth is just change like like but that's that's where we don't be laughing at his change. Yes yeah and that's where we're afraid of. Comedian will make you laugh at james. That's what ten out of ten. What were you gonna. It is a change. Well sometimes you you don't. I don't know if you grow. I just think you change like u._s._a. Is weird like i might i'm further long career than i was with my one of my last real serious girlfriends and it was always like let's <hes> you know she'd be like. Let's get married. Someday and i'm sure you're like and you're not into that. I'm no. I'm not against it i just did i was so focused on getting into a place where i thought i could have a career at some point. I understand that it didn't matter like what she wanted to me like. I was pretty selfish. Yeah i get what i hear what you're saying and i'm still a little bit like that and i got married yeah. That's why i would've gotten married if she'd been like. We have to get married..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:19 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"That's right yeah but i feel that coming off of what you're doing in that. It's positive even when it's negative yeah yeah. It's frustration is a good place. What do you mean like when i'm being negative it. It's more emotionally aware way of being angry. Yes i think so ever really funny line in your album. Where you say i wasn't angry. I was upset. That's really fun. I really love that. Thank you for listening to something on your that. I love that it didn't work in the sense that it doesn't like get a huge gap but i don't think it's supposed to so it's not like it didn't work. It worked in the way that you intended which i don't think together huge laugh but you say something that has pulled from my own brain and i think that's what makes it great is. I bet people think this step but they don't say it's weird thing that you won't be at the funeral of everyone you had sex and i am dying yeah tag. The crashes didn't know what to do with it. I think he did as a non tech. Those little you know those little breadcrumbs joke you have for yourself that are like this is going to give me a call. I care but yeah. I think so too. He's gonna give me what i'm saying. This is going to get through this big finish for the one million time that i know works and i love but it still feels better. That's why i loved it. It's your own little territorial yeah. This is what i would do it. Yeah it's like yeah. I loved it. Let's talk about that okay unpacked because the second i tell the people the second part the first part is you won't be at the funeral enroll everyone you've had sex with him. I think maybe the <hes> it's definitely better than going to the funeral. Everyone you've ever know matt scott. That's funny you on the record. You say you won't be at the funeral of everyone you ever loved dark. I was you want no dude. I've been opening so they brought me up to a tom petty song the other night and i just started being like i said something about how he was dead. Eh yeah not even making a joke about wow he's dead or something and people like pulled away. If we're not here to laugh at our own what are we we doing yeah and i guess it's like they. Don't think about it the same way. That may be like a yeah..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:28 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Hang what does he do. Put on rolling stone's t shirts and i tell food courts they suck come on man like if you had had to choose between being stuck in a foxhole with anthony bourdain or gaffey theory you gonna pick pick theory every time i am still doing this bit it was going to do i'll tell you it'd be like that dude every world war war to movie who sucks the whole time then when the nazi show a doesn't do his job get a bunch of good soldiers killed meanwhile gaffey aries over here earning new nicknames like elf waco digging up live grenades throwing them back saying dope shit like welcome to flavor town. He knows he's dying on that beach in france that morning but he's their money and what do y'all do you shit all over him just because he had his sunglasses on the back of his nah. I think it's awesome that he has racing stripe painted on his fridge. Love banks painted it you guys i know i look like the kind of do that would defend gaffey airy. If that's what you're taking away from this you're missing the point that you guys very much. I'm saying we just jump in this. That's okay yeah. Of course you know what i never do. I'm so happy to see you as people do. Interest is to make the guest feel welcome but i'm like well. Just start. Get stupid a baby. I it was bang this out. I'm happy i'm so happy you're here. You're so funny. Thank you for inviting me yeah. It's it's such a great thing like this is pre shane like sunday. They will listen back on this when they got the shane show ozone fucking shane movie but this is like fucking pure ass shane when you know you're on this show because you're so fucking funny. Thank you and you're not coming back yeah. I have no power to wheel. I i i am. I'm just here douay only on ability i. I think you should be proud of that. I think yeah it's some way like in some way back. No no no i did not backfire did not backfire and i. It was more more like it's good. That is why i'm here. There's a good reason to be a for other. Reasons could also be good. You have some other really yes yes. That's what i'm saying i. I'm a believer that those things are absolutely coming and maybe you even know what those things would be. They will find the next way to consume shane. You don't know i. I think i do try shit. You know you're so funny. Thank you thank you and when i watch and i'm like nobody's nobody's like nobody's like that like just great at stand up do really end unique because i always say whenever i see myself i'm like i'm doing. I think i'm doing nine million different people. I mean aren't we all you pointed to brian regan. You can watch me do santo domingo. Oh he's doing a little bit of regan. There's watching if i watch norm i start to sound like like him. I watched people open for big people and they start sounding like the spongy people for sure for something you see a trick or a maneuver they had. I think you're in the funches category. Thank you my compliment. Yeah my old running buddy we did you guys come together in portland yeah. He's toronto group. <hes> blazer ramone ramone ramone ramone loan reminds me of we talked about when he did. The park as funches is sort of like a plant. It's not always it's like a satellite yeah. You know what i mean is. He draws other people. He's like a norm in that. If i open for people six months i would start people feel like angel. I would just start to his tone a little bit or tone meaning energy not a tone..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:11 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Always free podcast alright hope to see you at largo on the thirteenth august thirteenth. Let's roll into some shane. Torres stand up and then please enjoy my conversation with the wonderful shane torres get into it. Can someone please explain to me what the hell guy fieri the area ever. Did anyone yana who i'm talking about the celebrity chef people shit on that dude all the time time and as far as i can tell all he ever did was follow his dreams you understand people are horrible to a television personality and he didn't do anything wrong. Here's what he did do america. He started the company where he hires everybody. He pays more than minimum wage. He gives health benefits before he has to. He has a nonprofit where he gives pretzel making machines to the schools so they can fundraise. I know that one sounds like i made it up but i swear to christ is true. He works with special olympics athletes and if you need a a little more sugar with this medicine he also officiated a gay wedding but because he has flames on his shirt everybody's ships all over this dude like he's a member of nickelback and by the way what the hell did nickelback ever do the forty million rows happy yeah you don't want them walking around pissed off. That's how we ended up in this mess. That should bother you. I get it. I don't want to hang out with guy fieri either okay i i know he looks like a hot topic major moonlighting at a fridays. We didn't do anything wrong well. What else has he done shane okay and i'm so glad he goes around the country to small businesses and gives them free advertising on a national platform on a weekly.

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:59 min | 11 months ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I only endorse things that i actually use and truly love first and foremost i believe i recorded this episode while wearing mundy's lounge pants i can say that with a high degree of certainty because if i'm home i'm always wearing my undies. Lounge pants pants mendis. Is you guys know this. It's all i wear underwear style. I'm forty years old. I realized that like holy literally with the holes weak ass underwear was making me sad in the morning. I was putting it on and it was bumming me out. It's one of the first things you do in the day. That was like that's it val alan. I both did a complete underwear overhaul. I personally had heard of me undies from other podcasts. I had heard that they were great. I wanted to give it a try. I absolutely we did have is no mendis made of micro modell fabric which is three times softer than boring old cotton so ball's in your court cotton and and they have really really fun themed prints they have star wars prinz. They have certain prints that look metallic gold and silver coins on these like pirate prints that i really love love. I have lounge pants that have sharks on it which is perfect because it's shark week. I had lounge pants. That look like i don't know it's like the max from saved by the bell became in pants and these get a lot of compliments. That's right. I wear them. When company comes over i know they're p._j.'s and i don't care. They're lounge pants. Maybe they're or lounge pants. I'm also a member of their underwear club. Which means i get new underwear a fresh pair sent to me in the mail and it's crazy as the attention to detail they do the packaging. I tear it open. I take out the new pair. I actually literally get excited. I'm not saying that. I get excited to see what the prince is going to be. They fit fantastic. They make me happy with the prince and they're the softest underwear you'll ever own and if you want to show your support for this podcast all you gotta do is do what i they did and i didn't even do it to support podcast..

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"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

1:03:08 hr | 1 year ago

"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You walk thank. You made it weird with the home what's happening. Where does this shane shane torres. We're quits or dies. You should bequeath your act to somebody. He thinks so. I mean if you want to if you're not famous or not famous if you're not famous i miss you should look. Did this one pretty good right. That's so maybe i would like. Maybe pete would like by rainbow jokes..

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"torres" Discussed on WNVZ Z104

WNVZ Z104

05:14 min | 2 years ago

"torres" Discussed on WNVZ Z104

"Torres convince lucius boost yarmuth no no no doc you never oh dessert doc does veto he does on oh man yes me go seed don't see this is how we don't import rico i just wanna hear you screaming move hey spire sita success me no this town is stage is just want to exclusive for the rest of them does this dirty tell you sean i'll be faithful thanks this.

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