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Fresh update on "torres" discussed on CBS Sports Radio
"If you have size, you better utilize it at some point in the game, and that's what wild and United is deciding to do here. As we Take past 61 minutes in a scoreless match. And it it wouldn't surprise me at all. If the switchbacks we're going to counter some of this size was maybe some creativity of their own. They've got a great player and the name of Zach Sandy on their bench. He can come in Jose Torres. We see saw him pick up that yellow car that looks like a ready made replacement. If They want to feel like they can bring on the Energetic pace of Zac's Andy, speaking of pace, here's to shame back for trying to get free, good defending their By loud and united that was Matthew Derosa on cue. Knocking it out. It will be a Pepsi corner kick Pepsi. That's what I like. Matt Derosa's defend, uh Brother Ben as a defender for Charleston Battery. Also former Maryland terp Going up against each other last week as the switchbacks able to score Michael Edwards Off of the corner kick. It was sent in. Not directly, though, and Michael Edwards able to put it in out of nowhere. The switchbacks have taken a one no lead, and that was such a cool, calm and composed, finished by the big center back. We called him forward time and time again from those corner kicks. This one taken short, Lewis. Back off to Jose Torres just changes the angle beautiful ball in from Torrez, and he just passes it into the side, netting one nil switchbacks FC Michael Edwards. And for Edwards, that will be his second goal of the season. And this is what he does. I know it wasn't technically a set piece. But in these kind of situations off of a corner kick, he is so dangerous. As We look at it again. I think the Pat uh I'll give Jose Torres this level of credit. I think he was looking for Michael Edwards on the far post. Jimmy Oxford jumped up and made it look like the ball was to him. But I think it had eyes for Michael Edwards all along. Yeah, it must have done. I mean, that was just a beautiful little reverse there from Jose Torres. Nice little one, too. Off of the corner kick and just beautifully clipped to the far side. By Jose Torres. Michael Edwards. Nice little run, held himself on side and a beautiful finish by the Big man and four Torrez that gets him into the scores Book for the first time this year, the first assist For Jose Torres as a member of the Colorado Springs switchbacks. So congratulations to him one Nothing. Now we'll see the switchbacks, pinning their ears back. And now they'll throw it in Yaya. Tory has come into the match. Sneakily. Here's Yaya up to Haji Barry Backheeled to Andre Lewis. Ball still lose said, Yeah, yeah. Tory scores. Yeah, Yeah. Tori is second goal of the season and.
Fresh update on "torres" discussed on CBS Sports Radio
"In their own half of the field will send it out to the far sideline. Loud and pushing it up the field and a good job by Matt Mahoney. Just waited for the right moment. Took it away. Now. Mahoney plays it up for Michi Galina out on the far sideline. Michi angling diagonally towards goal. And now his past or intended pass was taken away. And now Jordan Bert jumps in front. He takes a shot and that one curls and whistles wide and high of goal. Not too far wide, though they're from Jordan Bird, Beautiful step up from the right back position. Just read read that passed the entire way. Stolen, wanted back drove forward. Space really opened up in front of him took that one off the right foot and I'll tell you what that's not far wide. Nice little catch there. By the fan. In the supporters section for loud and united Goal kick sent downfield headed by Mark in Gila. Late arriving crowd and Leesburg. The traffic is just insane in D. C is one country this ball played up? In Florida. Able to throw it out to the near side for green. Green defended by Josh Shane Beckford has to give it up. Jose Torres hassling everybody trying to take it away now downs. Over the Garai. Now the ball played back for four day in the 18 yard box and go straight down the middle of the field. Good physicality by Jimmy Oxford to win the ball, but then loud and united able to step in front of his pass switchbacks do the same thing. Now Michael Edwards will have it in his own half the field plays it up to do Shame Beckford, his past to Jose Torres, and now Torrez is not pleased. He took some contact, and Jose Torres is looking around at everyone, and he just wants to yell at people. And now pause gives them a little push. Referee has to step in the cool things off. Jose Torres was going after three different guys there and we'll get a yellow card for it. Yeah, he will. You can see why Jose Torres is upset, wants the referee to step in. Just a little bit earlier. Nice ball from Michael Edwards on the No. Look to Shane Beckford gives it off Jose Torres just reaching for that one. Takes down the player. That was garage I young 18 year old at a Woodbridge, Virginia, and then referee comes bumping into Jose Torres. Jose Torres here, some words from Some members of the home team. The divers is health yellow card issued to Jose Torres here in the 58th minute versus health, mental health and well being, for all that will be the third yellow. For Jose Torres, who is still jawing at a member of loud and united there. He just wanted to yell at everybody and now pause will bring it in looking for the cross going across the face of gold headed away by the switchbacks not out of danger yet, though Out and just outside the 18. The chip it to the top of the box. Now a pass back a little bit of a dangerous one, nearly taken away by decision back for now, downs with it out to green taken away by Bert Sends it out towards midfield off of the side of the face of Andre Lewis. Or what did he get? Clip his hand? I think it clipped his hand. Yeah, Muster referee's whistle.
Fresh update on "torres" discussed on CBS Sports Radio
"After the U. S. Women's national team has fought so long for equal pay, and now the men are saying no, they deserve even more. Then we do as a yellow card has been issued to Cairo and Mustafa. As Tristan Hodge is down on the field. I didn't see what happened. It was off our camera. Of course, we are at the mercy of camera one as we are. Every week that were in studio. We did not see why Tristan Hodge went down, but we know whatever it was, it was enough to earn a yellow card for Cairo All Mustafa. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what happened there. Brendan Burke in consultation with his team. We might get a bit of a look at it here. Tristan Hodge with the ball. Since that one down the line didn't seem to be too much in that challenge. But as you said referee's whistle went second. Yellow card that we've seen. Alina being more self it just as you wanted to do. That's a terrific save honestly from German, Florida. And then Back for just Skying that shot up over the barb. So that was the That entire sequence was the foul and the yellow card that went to all Mustafa. Was, uh Was an advantage that was played by the referee that led to that shot from Michi, Galina. So diverse is health, yellow card, mental health and well being, for all goes against Cairo. All. Mustafa, who on cue has possession plays it back across the midfield. Now it's tapped away by the switchbacks. Loud and trying to gain possession. Mm cannot as Andre Lewis swipes it. Louis dribbling around in a circle now working his way to the far sideline gets tripped up and now will be a foul going up against Garai. Lead to a free kick. 42 18 and counting. No score between loud and united and Colorado Springs switchbacks FC Andre Lewis has been fantastic. So far this evening in Leesburg, Virginia. He's played more than a couple passes that it really split the defense of loud and united. He's been buzzing around. He's been winning balls back for the switchbacks. Andre Lewis has been just tremendous so far this evening. Joint chiropractic free kick. We've got your back. It will be on the far side of the field favors the left foot of Jose Torres. Speaking of the U. S men's national team. Torres. Sends it in a lot of air underneath the head away by Loudon. But it goes right to to shame, Beckford. Back firm plays it back towards midfield for Tristan Hodge. Hodge pushes forward Hajj with green in front of them up to Haji Barry. Barry sidesteps the defender couldn't get past the last one. And a whistle will go against Barry as his momentum carried him into the loud and defender and he's whistled for the foul. Barry being the upstanding gentleman he is trying to help. Man up, but that's uh Against kind of the rules of engagement and the captain. Four, loud and united in no uncertain terms, Timmy Mel told Haji Barry to, uh Kindly leave. You use different words, please, sir. Gold cake here. All right. That's a free kick taken by the goalie ends up on his counterparts foot Abe Rodriguez downfield loud and united with possession, they throw it across midfield. And it'll be a foul going against Beverly marking Gila Free kick in a quick restart for loud and united along the far sideline. One minute left in the 45. We have been Given and we'll see if any additional time will be tacked on Loudon at the top of the 18. They'll play to the near side Al Mustafa with the shot that one was blocked. Here's a shot again from loud and in that one You guessed it. Too much Erin beneath it over the crossbar and out. Four switchbacks goal kick as downs has had that happen to him a few times tonight. Yeah. Once again both teams just trying to be too perfect about their finishes. Chiru. Good play initially wanted the handball thought better of it. Nicky Downs, former Yale Bulldog Sending that one toward new Haven there up and over the crossbar just way too much on that. Switchbacks with possession in the midfield circle played to the near side from itchy Galina. One on one with Pinto gets into Barry Barry back to Galina trying to get it on his feet. Why would you cut away when the switchbacks are inside the 18 Yard box camera one. All ends up going out of play. It is off of the switch packs three additional minutes because that's more important than a goal scoring opportunity. Three minutes of Tiktok shop stoppage time. Tacked on the end of the first half. Don't know where the breakdown happened for the switchbacks. That led to them, not scoring a goal, but it is still score less pass over the top. Michael Edwards. Gets fouled or else it would be highly legal. What he's doing, picking up the ball like he is plays it to his left for Jimmy Oxford. Back to Edwards heel tap it to Rodriguez. Rodriguez little chip. Matt Mahoney was trying to head it further for for Dashain back, furred ball loose and Beckford takes it away. Over to Jose Torres to the midfield circle for Bevmark in Gila. He'll play it to the near side for Michi, Galina, with Pinto on and reinforcements coming for Loudon and the reinforcement, which is Al Mustafa plays that one out over the back line corner kick coming up. This one will be a big David law firm Corner Kick McDevitt law firm. We are in your corner..
Fresh update on "torres" discussed on CBS Sports Radio
"Galina finds him at the corner of the 18 yard box. Michi is tripped up, They'll blow the whistle and a joint chiropractic free kick coming up. As chiru will be whistled for the foul leading to a joint chiropractic free kick The joint chiropractic, We've got your back. As Mickey Galina was tracking back to the ball. That's where chiru Tripped him up. And we'll get a free kick here, Jose Torres and Andre Lewis. Discussing this. Does this favor the left or the right foot? Yeah. I mean, the left foot is going to swing away from the goalkeeper might favor Andre Lewis just to use that right foot, curl this one toward the back post and see what the switchbacks crashing toward the back post. They can just get a critical touch on to help this one toward goal. Luis and Torres knee, either giving away the strategy for the switchbacks nearly everybody else and they'll play a ball through to Mitchy. Galina sets it up in the middle. No one able to get on the other end. Here's Andre Lewis battling in the 18 yard box. He goes down, no whistle loud and united trying to dribble it away, and they do. To lose it out. But, man, you couldn't drop a better play. They add Michi Galina running down the near side. And fed him and he put it on a platter. Just no one able to get on the other end of it. Yes, such a smart idea. From Jose Torres that one straight off the training ground just played the little reverse pass just straight through onto Galina. Once again, his blazing speed gets him in behind the quickness of thought from Jose Torres to play that short free kick. But in the end, as you said, no switchbacks on hand to turn that one goal words it looked like it was Jimmy Oxford crashing trying to get on the end of that. Selena cross, but in the end Loudon United sees it out. And now down at the switchbacks end of things. Michael Edwards knocks the ball out of play. It will be a throne for Jacob Green. Edwards not pleased with the call Green will throw it back towards midfield. Loud and united about 40 yards from goal here right in the middle of the field, trying to set something up to try and beat a broad redesignated been sterling so far in this game. Curled to the 18 headed away by the switchbacks. Now Shane Beckford has it was trying to sidestep his defender now has one in front. One in behind, loses them both. Good give and go with Haji Barry. Barry gets free Has Andre Lewis and Mickey Galina. He'll try and pass it into the box has blocked away. Good job there by Loudon, and they cleared it out for a throw in not a corner kick. So a terrific defensive sequence by the young, loud and United team once again a great break forward from the switchbacks, though Haji Berry combining beautifully with the Shane Beckford and then Barry, maybe just a little quick on his past, But there's the shot. It's going to whistle in, and it's going to go well over the goal. Of German, Florida. Andre, or that was a shame back for their that ripped that shot in as we get another look here in studio at the playoff of the free kick and maybe look like he was Michi. Galina was going far post had Haji Berry right in the middle there. But it was a well drawn up play. And it gives loud and united something else to think about. If the switchbacks get a free kick in that end of the field as a collision at midfield and loud and United takes the worst of it, Beverly mocking Villa. No worse for wear is going to get whistled. For the foul in the training staff will have to be called out. I believe it's Garai who's down on the field. This injury stoppage brought to buy Centura Health I. Jose Torres, leading the official. No, it's if it's because it's a head injury, then He's got to come out of this game, at least for a moment as we get another look at it. Not a ton there. Not a ton there.
Fresh update on "torres" discussed on Bill Handel
"Black jackets and shields were handed out. Oh, my God. You know they wanted to burn that place down. The arsonist wrote the name of Joe Torres on the wall before responded the rocks and bottles shouting Viva Jose Campos Torres! The community's demand for justice led to an audacious experiment. Five young Latino officers were pulled out of their patrol cars and offered a chance to become America's first Latino homicide squad. And he's how would you like to go to homicide? I didn't know what homicide was with little training and even fewer resources. They were tasked with solving homicides. Houston, Spanish speaking neighborhoods and rebuilding trust. They were given 90 days to solve as many cases as they could. This is a police story,.
Odor, Yankees rally in 8th, end Boston's 4-game win streak
"Brunette or door delivered a game tying two run double in a four run eighth to push the Yankees past the red Sox for three door also scored on a go ahead single by Gleyber Torres off Adam Ottavino later in the inning door atone for two errors that allowed the alias leaders to score a pair of unearned runs while taking a three nothing lead the red Sox put runners on second and third with two out in the ninth before Aroldis Chapman struck out ki K. Hernandez for his eighteenth save Boston ended a four game winning streak and lost to the yanks for just the third time in twelve meetings this season I'm Dave Ferrie
Torres, Odor Homer to Back Taillon as Yanks Beat Red Sox 9-1
"The Yankees blew past the red Sox nine to one is Gleyber Torres in RigNet or door homered to back another strong start from James in tai'an giant pitch five and a third innings of four hit ball in his one hundredth major league start improving to foreign in his past five outings Ryan lamarre added a two run Homer in the eighth his first with the Yankees and first in the majors since September twenty nineteen DJ lemay who extended his on base streak to thirty games longest in the big leagues this season the Yankees B. Boston for the second straight time after dropping the first seven meetings of the season I'm Dave Ferrie
Cole, Yankees Withstand Rain to Beat Red Sox 3-1
"The Yankees are dropped eight straight to the red Sox before rain helped New York pull out a three one victory the game was called after six innings following back to back homers by Gary Sanchez and Gleyber Torres in the sixth century snapped a one all tie with the sixteenth home run and the call was upheld the replay review after a fan in the right field seats appear to reach over the wall Gerrit Cole struck out eleven and allowed one run and five hits in a six inning complete game scattering from the club's given for us to be able to stop the bleeding percent especially against red Sox and mmhm yes we're looking for a series win tomorrow all detail may you hit an RBI single off nation of all the who got a no decision after carrying a no hitter into the fifth inning I'm Dave Ferrie
On This Day: Buster Posey Arrives Full Force at New York Giants
"In Giants history, We're going to go back to a really cool moment in Giants history. 2010 1 Buster Posey was arriving full force just called up from the minors and the Giants going to turn that season around in July with a huge help. The rookie Buster Posey. So it's 77 10 were in Milwaukee. Miller Park taking on the Brewers Brewers are pitching a guy named Chris Narva Sin and Andres Torres greets him with a bomb is a good start Homers to start the game. Freddy Sanchez flies out and then Aubry half he hits a bomb. So it's two nothing Giants Pat Burrow with a base. It's they're seeing this guy and here he is recently called up from the minor leagues, Buster Posey. Here's Buster Posey, a long drive deep to left center got home run into the Milwaukee bullpen. Buster Posey makes enough for nothing game. Posey's fourth home run and the Giants with a four. Nothing first inning lead the Giants just opening it up to the stretch it to 7 to 1 in the fourth when Freddy Sanchez clears the bases with a three run triple ever since, still in the game, by the way, he walks Aubrey Huff and Pat Burrow to reload the bases. Finally, they give them the hook and bring in Chris Capuano. But he's got a face Buster Posey and Like I said, Guys, he was arriving here is a pitch, he swings and it's a high drive to right field. Corey Hart's going back on the warning track. He's at the wall gone. It's a grand slam for Posey, who's hit two home runs tonight, and now he's got his first big league Grand Slam. He hits this one to right field, clearing the bases. The Giants lead is 11 to 1. It was all happening. Just started to get hot. Buster Posey four for four career high six RBS Giants win 15 to 2 on July 7 2010 huge game for Buster Posey, and this has been Brian
Entrepreneur, Podcaster Jannese Torres-Rodriguez on Why She Left the Corporate 9-5
"Talked a little bit before. And i believe you told me that you were working as an engineer at this time. Was that like because that is a field that i mean. I'm all for more women in stem and and you know and that must have been from all the research i've done as a personal finance reporter whenever you did a list of top earning majors in college. It was always like computer engineering things like that. So you must have had a well paying job in a field that super competitive and you must be extraordinarily smart but you said that you hated your job right so can you talk about. What was it about your career that you weren't finding fulfilling and then how did you and when did you sort of pivot into what you're doing. Now yeah yes. So as an engineer in a latina. Like i think that the career experience has definitely served me. Well in the sense that like i'm so used to being manned s- planed that now when it happens in like the personal finance fear which yes. It absolutely does kind of doesn't bother me. I'm just like midge like what you like. We are the same. So i'm not even here to like i. I don't need your explanation. Sir thank you. And because that came so much from like mike corporate experience i was usually the youngest woman in the room i was usually the only woman of color and there was a lot of like that. Just you know that girl. That girl gets like the products and nobody else wants to work on. And just gets talked down to gets told that i'm aggressive when the men are quote unquote being assertive blah blah blah. So i think from that perspective. I'm grateful for the fact that it gave me a thick skin because right i don't take any shit from anybody at this point. I think my career has a lot to do with that. But i think i followed my father's footsteps when it comes to an engineering background. Because he is an engineer as well he works on like automating production lines for manufacturing companies. And so i always like surrounded by technology and curiosity and science like that was always the vibe that was in my house i was always wanting to find out what my dad was working on. So i think you know. I saw him being financially successful. And i wanted to mimic that but then i also realized that after a while. I just don't care about this. This is not what lights me up. Yes i was making great money like i was twenty five years old making like seventy five thousand dollars. I started making six figures before. I turn thirty. And you know the monetary aspect of it is what kept me in the field for so long. Because i had all these thoughts about like. What the hell awesome. I going to do this actually going to be able to pay me this type of money but at some point i just realized like i can't go through life. Just living with the excitement of paycheck. 'cause it's not it's not worth it to
How to Buy Back Your Time With Jannese Torres-Rodriguez
"Hello denise hey girl hey oh my gosh. I can't believe this is really happening. We'll thank you so much for joining us. From sonny sonny tampa florida. Yeah yeah it's not a bad place to be. I gotta say that. So did you will first of all. I'm really excited. Because yo- cato denardo. Podcast i mean it is just one of it feels like several will a few really interesting and unique new personal finance brands for latino women and especially and i'm sure that your audience is larger than that. But it was i think it was. I don't know when tiffany. And i were just starting out. There is like no latino people. Latino people doing personal finance podcasts. So i'm just excited that y'all are getting better representation that you're using your voice to reach this audience. And as we say. Bienvenidos as i try to say in my hugh. I appreciate that in it. That really is the kind of origin story of. Why the podcasts. Even exists because of that very reason just not being able to find representation and i fell into personal finance listening to people whose your minute suzie. Orman for me is like the. Og love her. I've actually seen her live. Like i'm that person that ghosts and follows her around but at some point you know it's like that's cool but you're also like a seventy year old white woman within your own private island. I can't honestly say that we have so much in common. So i kinda wanna hear like what are normal. People like me doing with money. And so i couldn't find it so i had to create the space so we can have those conversations. That's so funny. Yeah i can't i mean susie organised so much bigger than her hairstyle and yet. That is the only thing that i think about what i hear about suzy. But yet iconic yali iconic. We'll talk to me about geneva story. Tell me your personal finance origin story if you could pinpoint the experience in your life when you knew while i'm going to really focus in on my finances and wealth-building what would that what would that be for you. Well it's funny. Because i felt like i was good with money until i realized i wasn't which i think happens to a lot of
Yankees Overcome Ohtani’s 2 HRs, Slug Past Angels 11–5
"Aaron judge Gary Sanchez and the gal and do our each homered as the Yankee set a season high four runs in eleven five pounding of the angels the three homers came off Andrew Heaney who is charged with seven runs over three plus innings the Yankees sent nine to the plate during a five run fourth that included into ours blast Gleyber Torres added a two run single James in Thailand was credited with the win despite allowing five runs over five in the third we are working towns we're passing the baton to the next guy all night just setting up big situations were fine taking a walk or find taken taking the ball where it's pitched major league home run leader Shohei Ohtani belted his twenty seventh and twenty eighth round trippers for the angels putting him on pace for fifty seven this season I'm Dave very
Yanks Turn Triple Play, Edge White Sox 2-1 Behind Torres
"Gleyber Torres hit a solo Homer and provided a walk off single in the ninth to give the Yankees a two one win over the white Sox the game winning hit came moments after New York pulled off a five four three triple play that type of play are we coming to their tool to the home to heed and and I know all day until this evening is is was however for for for so I mean he's he's amazing masing masing game tonight white Sox lefty Carlos for a Donna counterpart Jordan Montgomery combined for twenty four strikeouts stats says it was the first game since nineteen hundred in which both starters had at least ten punch outs while permitting no walks or runs I'm Dave Ferrie
Hat-Trick Fires Man City to Victory
"Let's start in the premier league. Just the one match on friday but a pretty good one at that at least dramatic manchester city four three winners over newcastle actually had to come from behind twice did city and thanks to a federal authorities. Hat trick they will pick up the three points. What does it mean for. The table will not much manchester city. Already clinching the title. Thanks to manchester united defeat earlier this week. Third manchester city premier league title under pet. Why are the orla. Joining us for more craig. Burley and nato new. Oh we'll hear from them in just a little bit. But stevie i'll start with you. A seven goal thriller. Probably not what we expected from this game pretty good. You didn't expect goals. I didn't expect four three now. No i expect goals. This is a game. That really didn't mean an awful lot to either saying god. The talking about the game between the champions league final could be a chance for some day. A player themselves in i mean. Do you really think fell torres with three. Goals has pleaded these. We the jumping sleek start out late. I don't think so. I thought that was going to be goes in a unusual. I thought they were going to score. I didn't think they were going to lose three at the end of the day. The good game to watch but Really you know law the native eight changes for manchester city from the eleven that we saw in that second leg against psg in the champions league semi-final. It tells you kind of what. I was thinking about this match.
Stanton Lifts Yanks to 2nd Straight Walk-off Over Nats, 3-2
"Giancarlo Stanton delivered a walk off single in the ninth inning to give the Yankees a three two win over the nationals leaving the bomber seventy two on their nine game homestand as big time I mean I love those moments and hi I had one earlier in the game that I did and they capitalize on so not too often you get to opportunities in the same game but you definitely better get the second one Brad hand walk Tyler Wade and pinch hitter Erin judge before Stanton lined a slider to left for his twenty fourth RBI and the Yankees fifth hit of the afternoon one of those five hits was Gleyber Torres a sixth inning Homer that put New York ahead to nothing Kyle Schwarber tied it with a two run blast on to Mingo Herrmann's final pitch I'm the ferry
Nats Defeat Yankees 11–4
"The nationals took advantage of three Yankees errors to score six times in the eighth inning of an eleven four route in the Bronx Josh Harrison slammed a three run Homer that put the nets in control we got prison with more opportunities no drive guys in today and you know we got it done so it was exciting to to have one of these games have one of those innings as well and it was it was a full team effort program to get the first game of the series Erin judge made the first error of the inning infielders DJ lemay you want Gleyber Torres also made a fitting miscues Juan Soto editor two run blast in the ninth Josh Bellamy young combs also went deep as Washington ended a three game losing streak let me hear what Gary Jack let me heal and Gary Sanchez homered for New York I'm Dave Ferrie
Altuve's birthday HR answers boos, Astros top Torres, Yanks
"Jose out to they gave himself a thirty first birthday present by slamming a go ahead three run Homer in the eighth inning of the Astros seven four win over the Yankees Chad green inherited a three two lead starting the eighth inning before putting the first two runners on base out to base blast helped the Astros avoid a three game sweep your Donna Alvarez hit a pair of solo homers off Yankees starter Gerrit Cole and Martino but Otto added a two run blast tonight Yankees infielder Gleyber Torres scored from first base on an infield single but new York's five game winning streak ended I'm the ferry
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Lov that's it pregnancy Or burn lower breakup or whatever By it's when you feel like like it's in the friends. The tv show friends universe in the attic universe where certain things mean certain things in. It's just like tropes from tv and not reelect like you know what i was thinking like the m one at one of i have somewhere in the back of mind list of tropes that only exists in media and i have never seen in realize like Like when people when someone's trying to solve something in then someone in berkeley says something has nothing to do with it in any is like they are. that's it that's right genius right right the cherry plant berries. Cherries grow in pairs. They did it together. Them yeah when in the history of humanity that this happened or when when i i'm sure it happened once in a whodunit. Aggregating somebody and they go like. I'm telling you i didn't stab him and then they go. I'd didn't say he was stabbed. Like that's the twist in like a hundred thousand things. Although i do have to think a criminal giving up information that only the person who did it new is probably happens in real life a lot but it always happens at the last moment. Dominion tara gash. There is a disproportionate amount of representation of the like happy. Dance hilarious Yes feel like there are more people celebrating something via a happy dance on film than they are in real life. That's absolutely true. That's like that's like a bollywood thing. I i feel like the west borrowed that where it was like when you watch like bridesmaids which is a great movie gearing up towards the end when wilson phillips comes out. And you're like oh everybody's gonna dance very very bollywood thing. And they're all the characters dancing but then now it's hard to find. It's not hard to find but there's so many movies that do that because it worked. And that's sort of what we're talking about movies based on other movies which are based on indian movies. Which of course are movies. But you know i it transferred to the west very interesting and then we just end very interesting goodbye very sometimes. You just got me. Sometimes i'll just say compliment. I wanted to go to the.
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"I don't think. I think we if the characters are similar emotional lays as the two protagonists in lala land. They like learn or find out about each other. The same things than bennett does would feel like you're replicating that owns a location. I love it so serving tori right. Yes yes but this movie would be a different one but yes. I love that we have to have room for both one. We don't wanna make art. That's only based on other art but we also don't wanna limit the art. We're making to only one hundred percent pure absolutely novel new experiences. They'll go on a date to a bore farm and they'll flick lit cigarettes at the boars. I'm like okay. We haven't seen that before but like kind of what you're saying the tone of what you're doing like take your movie together together. It's a movie about a couple They're not excuse me it's a guy who has a surrogate is having his baby We like a naysayer could be like. We've seen movies about people kind of getting to know each other through a pregnancy before. When i'm watching that movie i'm like this has such a unique tone. It really is kind of low fi. It's almost. I don't want to say it's like a play but it's like just a lot of scenes of people talking and getting to know each other and like real world feeling. Would you agree with that. Yeah it's like a you can't stop making movies. Several lov that's it pregnancy Or burn lower.
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Moon and steel. And i think that there is something very american about wanting things to be wrapped up in a bow and it seems like mainstream america. America jimmy legs a binary like google that they like bad captain america punches. The bad guy having punches the bad guy and very a straightforward also bears this interest in morality as host to depicting life as it is as strange and On unresolved as as life is. because like. i'm not. I swear i'm not just saying this to agree with you. I love mirroring my guests and joining them on their frequency. But i'm so with you. That a story of a guy who has to chain himself to the earth till be drawn into the cosmos speaks to me in a level that lag. Just let's get bigger guns than the bad guys and then we'll win. It just doesn't scratch that edge yet in it's also because that is it is a very lovely metaphor or example for like desire right wanting something so badly but not giving into it with drying really hard to not give in to people can relate to anything that a lot of on of movies and tv's Replicate other movies entities to the point where it's like is this. Did this happen to anyone that wrote it or if it just stuff that we we nodded happens in tv world. Julio i'm raising my hand because i'm working on a movie script right now i have this date sequence and i was like well maybe they can go to an observatory and then a couple nights ago val and i were in the mood for something light. And we watched la la land and it had seen where they go the observatory and that i say humiliated. Meaning humbled me. I wasn't like devastated. But i was humbled going on. Why sina before. So what i'm realizing is. We're all at risk for making movies making tv making stand up making sketch making art. That's based on other art. We already mentioned warhol. Who are doing that consciously but a lot of us might do that unconsciously meaning. I almost wrote in an observatory script. Because i was going. What's in good date. And then i didn't acknowledge that i was referencing. A movie like. I didn't know so i. I asked someone who their friends Being like this business copying.
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"I can find my memories more easily. I can access my creativity more easily. And and if i was trying to memorize something boy i wish i had alfred brandon college but i'm so glad i haven't now. I always have it in the pockets of my jackets. I have a bottle in my coat every about bottle in my bag. I'm never far from alphabrain. I sincerely sincerely sincerely love it. And if you want to try it and show your support of the podcast. All you have to do is go to on it. Dot com slash weird. Just like that anything on that landing page there you will get ten percent off and show your support at an. It dot com slash weird. And you'll get ten percent automatically at checkout. Get your brain. Get your brain one and show your support for the show sincerely means a lot Oh and i did want to plug if you want my latest special dirty clean. It is on sale right now on vinyl at eight hundred pound gorilla dot com. I'm very proud of that special. And i'm really thrilled. That people are adding it to their vinyl collection We worked hard on the design. The record please if you like that sort of thing or if you want it for gift eight hundred pound gorilla records dot com and search for dirty clean all right guys enjoy. Julio torres and be sure to check out together together in select bidders now get into it. Lily julio he he is at the intended zoom name. Yeah gig laughter..
Taillon earns 1st win in exactly 2 years, Yanks beat Tigers
"Erin judge had three hits and three RBIs since the Yankees down the sputtering tiger six four judge followed Friday night's two Homer five RBI performance by breaking a one all tie in the fifth inning scoring DJ lemay he'll try to do my job you know especially when I got on base to try to get my teammates yes that's really what it comes down to it's not just about locked in for that fifteen thirty forty five seconds and we try to do a job Gleyber Torres also drove in three runs as New York won for the sixth time in seven games and improved to thirteen or fourteen Jameson Taillon allowed one run three hits and struck out eight over five innings for his first victory in exactly two years Detroit has a majors worst record it eight and twenty I'm Dave Ferrie
The Self-Determination Act Could Finally End US Colonisation of Puerto Rico
"Last month many puerto ricans where incensed by spring breakers and other visitors soup flouted local rules imposed to reduce the spread of covid nineteen. Puerto rico was one of the first. Us jurisdictions to issue a mask mandate and it maintains strict curfews. The pandemic wasn't politicized and when it arrived amid earthquakes. In the south end the protracted efforts to rebuild after hurricane maria puerto rico's fragile health care system was still able to cope torres. They're always welcome but is one local told nbc news. People can't come here and act as if the virus doesn't exist they have a sense of entitlement and apathy. I don't understand for the mainland. The island has long been a locus of both entitlement and apathy but next week politicians some of them anyway. We'll be paying attention on april fourteenth wednesday at one pm eastern time the national resources committee which oversees territorial affairs will consider two competing bills one would provide for the admission of puerto rico as a state the other would provide for true self determination. I either would be historic. Both are deeply opposed by the gop. There's also a rich history of division within puerto rico over what it status should be but most agree that the current situation this disenfranchised limbo isn't it
MindsDB: Automated Machine Learning with Jorge Torres
"Or. Hey welcome to the show. I geoffrey thank you for having me. You work on minds db. What problem is minds db trying to solve. We're trying to solve the problem of making it very easy for you to apply machine learning if your data is in a database. Give me a little bit more context wise. Is that a problem that is worth solving the problem that we see people have when they have a prediction that they went to make is that they didn't to reinvent the wheel over and over and maybe the best way to cover business and example. Imagine that you have a database with inventory information and you want to forecast how your inventory listing in the next week or the next day next month and traditionally how you go about. This problem is that you have davis scientists or a machine learning engineer that goes into your database extracts inventory for your iphone mentor and then loads into a data frame panzer frame. They usually work on fifa notebook and they go and build a model spent some time weeks. Maybe they really good build a model and then once they helped this model day. Even a model is pretty good. They run into a wall when they want to move this model into production. What i mean by this is usually in that same database. You not just have an iphone. For many of the stories you may have thousands of products ten thousand products or even you may have tens of thousands of products as well as many stores that you may have and what that means is that you're going to have to train tens of thousands of models for solving that particular problem off predict inventory. Which is unviable like. There's no way that you're going to train a model for each of the products that you have on each of the stores that you have so given that. You're davis rain. The database the workflow that minds be enables for people to say well. Actually i want to predict this call from this table or from this query and figure out the rest and what does is that allows you to do two things. Tell the database itself with simple command. Like i want to make this prediction. Usually do this with an insert statements and the to be worlds and you do it straight into database and then what might be behind the scenes says that it figures out. What's the best way to train a model. That is a time series model for this task and then it will publish just model as a table that also lives in the database and then you can query predictor the same way that you create a table so you can do okay now from my select from predictive model where the product is book. And the data's tomorrow and it will tell you the inventory value from
MLB All-Star Game yanked from Atlanta over voting law
"This is all things considered. I'm Audie Cornish and I'm Elsa Chang in Los Angeles. Totally unnecessary. That is what a top lieutenant in the Minneapolis Police Department said today about the way that former police officer Derrick Show Vin Pressed his knee into the neck of George Floyd, he testified on the fifth day of Sheldon's murder trial. NPR's Adrian Florido has been covering the proceedings and joins us again from Minneapolis. Hey, Adrian. Hi, Elsa. All right. So today wrapped up the trial's first week, which, as you know, I've been talking about has been packed with so much emotional testimony, like from bystanders who watched Floyd died to first responders who couldn't revive him. But today the trial seemed to shift a little right. Tell us a little bit about that. Yeah. Today, the prosecution worked to build its case that Derrick show Vin used excessive force on George Floyd. And to do that they called Lieutenant Richard Zimmerman to the stand. He is the longest serving police officer in the Minneapolis PD. He's been on the force since 1985. He's the head of the homicide division. And importantly, after George Floyd's death, he was one of the department employees who publicly condemned what show Vin did. Prosecutor Matthew Frank spent time today asking him about the dangers of restraining a suspect by laying them face down. Have you ever in all the years you've been working for the Minneapolis Police department. On been trained. To kneel on the neck of someone who is handcuffed behind their back in a prone position. No, I haven't. Is that if that were done with that be considered force absolutely. What level of force might that be? That would be the top tier the deadly force. Why? Because of The fact that if you need is on a person's neck That can kill him. Not not mincing words. They're obviously right. Well, what exactly did Lieutenant Zimmerman's say about the way show Vin handle George Floyd. So here is the same prosecutor asking Zimmerman a question about what he saw in the body cam footage of George Boyd's arrest. What is your? You know, your View of that use of force during that time period. Totally unnecessary. What do you mean? Well, first of all. Pulling him down to the ground face down. And putting your knee on the neck. For that amount of time. Is just Uncalled for. I saw no reason why The officers felt they were in danger if that's what they felt. And he said, the danger is what show then I would've had to field to justify keeping his his knee on Floyd's neck for that, Monk. E mean it's not every day that you hear. A police officer, especially a senior police officer criticized Another officer, even a former one, right, right? Yeah. But on cross examination, eyes show, Vin's attorney, Eric Nelson, worked to poke holes in his testimony, his main focus being the latitude that police officers are allowed during under the police department's use of force policy when they're responding to incidents, So here's Nelson asking that the same witness a question. You would agree, however, that in the fight for your life generally speaking in a fight for your life, you is an officer are allowed to use whatever force is reasonable and necessary. Correct? Yes. And that could even involve improvisation, agreed. Yes. Minneapolis Police department policy allows a police officer to use whatever means there never are available to him to protect himself and others, right? Yes. The defense attorney there, obviously giving clues about the kind of arguments he's going to make when it's his turn to present his case that show been feared for his life that he was dealing with the dynamic situation. Struggling suspect an angry crowd. And real quick. When do we expect the defense to start calling their own witnesses? Well. The prosecution is expected to wrap up their case by the end of next week. And then it'll be the defense's turn. We expect starting the following week that is NPR's Adrian Florido in Minneapolis. Thank you, Adrian. Thank you, Elsa. Critics say that George is controversial New election law restricts voter access and disproportionately effects people of color and in protest Major League Baseball announced today It will relocate the summer's All Star game and draft out of Georgia and under pressure from voting rights advocates. Major companies like Delta and Coca Cola have issued critical statements. Now. Stetson University law professor Ciara Tourist Spellissy studies the influence of corporations and lawmaking earlier today, I spoke to her about what she found striking about this wave of corporate criticism. One of the things that's remarkable about the new statements from Delta and Coca Cola is that they have changed positions a few days ago. They put out pretty Tepid criticisms and or support for the Georgia legislation, and now that the legislation has become law, and they've been under pressure from voting rights advocates They have changed their tune on. That doesn't happen that often. Let's dig into that a little more, because obviously corporate America lobbies. Statehouses Congress for all kinds of things, right? Can you talk about how aggressive they can be in this area or how reluctant they have been in this area in the past? So corporations have two main ways that they influence policy. One is through corporate donations to particular candidates. They then spend even more money lobbying lawmakers to get the policies that they want. Now, most of the policies that a corporation wants are for its own benefit. No, this is a little bit different because voting rights advocates in Georgia put pressure on corporations not just because they were located in Georgia, but also because they had given money to Some of the politicians who created this regressive Election law in Georgia. Can you talk about a moment in recent history where we've seen corporate activism lead to significant legislative change? I think the biggest Example of this was the 2017 tax cut. And the tax cut was literally for corporations. So you had political donors putting enormous pressure on Members of Congress and the corporate tax rate was cut significantly. Another example is bathroom bills and so by bathroom bills. These are Laws at the state level that direct individuals to only use the bathroom of the gender of their birth. And one of these bathroom bills was passed in North Carolina. The end see double a pulled championship games from North North Carolina. And that got AH lot of attention and and North Carolina. Rolled back that bathroom, Phil. We've been hearing a lot, especially in the last year about corporate responsibility, so to speak. What you going to be looking for going forward to see whether this is Real or not, well, one of the things that we saw after the riots at the Capitol on January 6th. Woz corporations deciding to pull back corporate PAC money from the Republicans who objected to The electoral college votes for Joe Biden. But now there is pressure from the U. S Chamber of Commerce, which is one of the largest trade associations in America. It's also one of the largest Dark money, political spenders in America, and they're urging their members to get back in the political spending game. So one of the things that I will look at After Georgia and after the riots on January, 6th is Do any of these corporations actually changed their political spending behavior. Ciara Torres Spellissy is a professor of law at Stetson University in Gulf Port Florida. Thank you so much for your time. Thank you. There is a new attempt to bring the U. S and Iran back to the 2015 nuclear deal with one The Trump administration left in direct talks are set to begin in Vienna next Tuesday.
Interview With Jos Torres, Washington State Farmer
"Nineteen ninety-two was when you started working around dairy farms. Yes what were you doing before that. Before that i was used in Working agriculture down in the south. I was planting corn graefin. Beech trees Apples and down south where mexico mexico. Yes so is that you come from mexico. Yes i'm from mexico. What part of mexico michigan state okay. yes central michigan so was your family and farming. Did you grow up around for me. us grow up You know on one area where we was doing. Women parents We planning corn in and build an orders for somebody else But nothing about animals. Yeah nothing about animals. Yeah use just Outside you know on the trees Population you know the population under so why did you come to the us Here you know. We're a big family. I just think they'll mighty in parents in somehow they They decide to have a big family. We're thirteen total to kids. That's a lot. Yeah now is really surprised. You know we have three or four. I have three. And i can't imagine having more than that. So yeah we're thirteen thirteen. Total in i'm in the middle okay I have six on on my right in six on my left. So the recent to to to come to this country is To help our family because Down there you have to pay all the school You know like booth folks in clothes and you know londoners living more expensive to even to go to school now is different now is way different than how it was Before it was kind of hard times
Where's the value in NFTs
"You first saw the acronym ft show up in your tweets you got as far as not at four. And then you realize you're quickly going down the wrong path and trying to decipher it. Nfc stanford non fungible tokens now from there. If you're like me you thought it had to do with mushrooms. Maybe mario brothers. I don't know so then you read a paragraph of an article got bored or confused and moved on with the knowledge that all of your assumptions were wrong. But then you didn't actually replace it with any real knowledge okay. And so that was fine until you started seeing f. T. everywhere and you realize that maybe you should learn what it means and also you have a podcast taping coming up so here we are. And it's not that ludicrous bro. Stay with me all right. Mitchell mitchell clarke wrote a delightful article on the verge explaining t so i'm largely relying on that also wired new york times and a few other places. Let's go all right. Non fungible tokens are essentially a way that you can claim ownership of a digital thing. So think music art tweets yes. These are all reproducible. But so is a postcard of the mona lisa. So non fungible tokens exists on a blockchain at this point. Mostly a theory but others are getting on board and there are online marketplaces like open sea bull and fifty gateway where you can buy and sell the official ownership of the digital thing again. We're talking music video. Art animated gifts for artists provides a new way to sell your work and you can also set it up. So that you get a little kickback. Every time the nfc changes hands with a new owner. Lots nice so right now. You're like bro. Why would someone pay millions of dollars for an animated gif when you can just download it for free again. Why would someone bhai a monet painting for millions when you can get it on a mug from the gift shop for fifteen dollars so it all comes down to the basic tautology that some things have value just because someone decides it has value now for some people the value might be bragging rights to that end. You get to buy an nf t fred digital drawing of a cat because you are looking for a new way to show people. You are wealthy for others. Value might be about your phantom or support of an artist or musician. Kings of leon grimes dead mouse and many others have released. And fte's for music and art and for others. The value might be purely speculative. You're buying the nf t for digital drawing up a cat because you think it will rise in value as many other people agree. They want that authentic digital drawing a cat. And you're like seriously digital yes. Ten years ago. A guy named chris torres created the animated. Meam niane cat. You know it as the flying cat with a pop tart for a body and it's leaving a rainbow trail behind as soon as you google. It you're going to be like. Oh cat i totally know what you're talking about. So in february torres created an nf t version and put it up for auction and it sold for nearly six hundred thousand dollars following a last minute bidding frenzy other f- tease out there. William shatner is dental x ray digital baseball cards photos of lindsay lohan. And the first tweet. By jack dorsey just sold for two point. Nine million. don't feel too bad because the proceeds argos support a charity. So there's that and if t. Are definitely booming right now with probably more speculators than collectors and fans driving up prices but experts looking beyond the boom. See a great opportunity for a new way to guarantee authenticity. So for example nike already has a patent to create. Nfc's attached to shoes to guarantee their authenticity. Called crypto. kicks so when you consider that. A pair of air jordan twelve flu games are worth more than one hundred thousand dollars. Yeah i think. I want an fte with that purchase. Please and maybe you're still skeptical like a bunch of people in the comments of the articles. I read but seriously. How is this all that new and different. It's not like people buy sneakers art or baseball cards for the value of the materials themselves. They buy them for the aesthetics. The design the rarity as the new york times quoted. Marc andreessen. ben. Horowitz a two hundred dollar pair of sneakers is like five dollars in plastic. You're buying a feeling and right now the feeling that. Fte's is similar to one a stamp collector or baseball card collector or art collector or fashion. Or even a speculator might feel. It's that feeling that you are special because you own something someone else wants.
"torres" Discussed on LGBTQ&A
"Something, , I was thinking about wall preparing to talk to you is about how everything and politics and our country right now is just trump obsessed. . Does it feel to you like we are paying less attention to congressional races like yours? ? Yes, and , no Donald Trump represents an existential threat to our planet and our democracy in our social contract. . So naturally, , he's going to be the focus of our politics, , but you know the two not mutually exclusive Donald Trump is a racist relic of the past. . And the new generation of leadership the rainbow wave that has swept United States represents the future. . You can think about both because when represents the past than the other represents the future and the next election is essentially a choice between the two. . Do we want to turn the clock back? Would ? we want to move forward with the terminology describing the Rainbow Wave? ? I get frustrated with that personally because I think the current congressional group has nine or ten out queer people when it comes like nine or ten to me doesn't make up a wave will by wave referring analytic congress immediate t buddha. . Judges the first openly LGBTQ, , Bible presidential candidate. . You're about to have the highest congress industry of the United States and you have nearly a thousand openly, , Algebra, , two candidates for public office. . At every level of government we've never seen a greater quantity or diverse to the LGBTQ representation among candidates running for public office, , and that's a sign of Paris and these city and state legislators like yourself. . Well, , hopefully feed into these more national roles as well. . Look I got my start as as a volunteer community board. . And then I became a volunteer in the city council. . So you have to start somewhere you growing up could not look at Congress and see someone like you somebody gay so an Afro Latino you also dropped out of college. . About your biography do not make the quote, unquote , typical politician and so i WanNa know did you know that there was a place for you in politics and if not when did that change I never thought as poor lgbtq kit of color from the Bronx that I will ever become a United States Congress <unk> I never had LGBTQ role models growing up by rope in public housing had no conception of a world beyond the immediate boundaries of my neighborhood. . The first time I met in openly lgbtq person a teacher. . Is the moment that inspired me to acknowledge my sexuality for the first time for the first seventeen years of my life I had no openly lgbtq role models in my life in the Bronx I led a sheltered life and so that was somebody you knew intimately teacher what about looking into like politics and saying L. politicians there. . There were no real role models for me I saw no one. . No I did not see myself in the people running for public office or holding public office. . There was certainly no elegantly lgbtq people of color at the congressional level that I know of and and so I felt largely unrepresented and you know my my story begins with the poverty in the Bronx spent almost my life poverty raised by a single mother way to raise three children on minimum wage. . which in the nineteen nineties was four dollars and twenty five cents an hour and I grew up in public housing in conditions of bold and mildew leaks lead without reliable. . He didn't have water in the winter in my life something of a metaphor grubbing a public housing development right across the street from trump golf course. . So as I saw the conditions in my own home, , get worse every day the government had invested more than one hundred million dollars to construct the golf in honor of Donald Trump and I remember wondering to myself at the time. . What is it say that our society is willing to invest more in a gated Gilded Golf Course Donald From Then in the homes of black and brown low income Americans, , and so that experience has been quality is what inspired me to become housing organizer. . And then eventually took the leap of faith and ran for public office was twenty four openly gay at no ties to the political machine no ties to the dynasties of Bronx politics but I wish young and energetic with the fighting spirit. . And I knocked on thousands of doors went into people's homes. . I heard their stories, , it was one voter who said to me in the forty years I've been living in the Bronx. . I've never had a candidate for public office knocked on my door. . was those kinds of interactions at led me to win my first race in two thousand thirteen I became the first openly Q. elected official from the Bronx at several years before then I was at the lowest point I had dropped out of college. . I was abusing substances struggling with depression or struggling with sexual identity crisis. . I had lost my best friend to inaugurate overdose. . They were moments when I even thought of taking my own life I felt as the world around me had collapsed. . And then seven years. . Later, I , became the youngest elected official in the largest city in America, , and now I'm about to become a United States congressman. . For. . The only home I've ever known the Bronx and so I often tell people, , my story is the story of the rocks. . It's a story of struggle, , but also one of overcoming. .
"torres" Discussed on LGBTQ&A
"You're about to handle the guest. Congress. Of the United States. The biggest congress in the history of the United States I personally love the sound of that and chances are if you're listening to this podcast. So do you now that? Of course was Ritchie Torres Ritchie is a New York City Council member born and raised in the Bronx and current candidate for Congress Ritchie. One of very competitive primary in June for New York's Fifteenth Congressional district. It is one of the bluest in the nation. So his victory in November is more or less guaranteed. That means that when he is sworn in and twenty, twenty, one, Ho become one.
"torres" Discussed on Ask Me Another
"Tour vacation two weeks of tour and then two weeks of vacation. So how was coming back to New York City. It's a boy nice. It's good neighborhoods you've rats. Well there's construction in our neighborhood. They take down a building the thousand rats that live there fan out into the neighborhoods right. They don't know where to go where to go. They're trying to find out though. Yeah I remember coming home from a vacation and walking into the door just like living one bedroom apartment but all the windows were closed and everything so when I opened the door the guest of the door opening cause to framed photos to fall onto the floor and smash and then I walked in and there was smashed glass everywhere and one giant dead water bug just being like I've been here and it was lovely until they framed photo felon. We've been amazing guests on the show tonight. Yes so excited. Comic writer actor Juror. Julio Torres will be joining us if you're not familiar with his work and you're watching Saturday night live and you find on yourself going. That was kind of weird. That was Julio tors work I mean he finds humor humor and absurdity in a lot of everyday objects like a sink that is too large or the font papyrus or the act of writing a check. He's he's kind of like an observational comic for another dimension. Like I think he would kill at a museum gift shop. Julio also has a collection of fake diamonds and unfortunately I just found out I do too we also game about real estate in the show. I have a reoccurring dream where I'm falling downstairs and I wake up in the morning going. I have stairs sad little New York orcs studio dream all right. Let's do let's play some games. Everybody let's play.
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Just now i had uh uh they're saying the same things and it's boring like even if i like what they're saying. It's still kind of boring to me. I hear he's saying ice cream. Cream can be boring like later when i was like yes i do. I think that it's good but it's it is like it's yeah. Where's the special person like right yeah right. You know what i think is a big problem with sound like an old. I don't care with comedy these days. Is there so much work that if you're twenty two and funny we're gonna you're gonna get scooped up quickly. That's pant and that's what i'm saying people. You're going. What's that. I think it stunned. That's what i'm saying. Yes it takes them out of. We sound old. Let's clean it takes them out of the grind and i'm not saying you have to work. The road for a mill road sounded good. A lot of people like i wrote can leave a stink worse way and there's good. It's sometimes it's the work you take it. Yeah that's nice. I like that yeah but anonymity is power and that those ten years we're looking demetri. Martin said that to he was like that's a really good. Point knows who you are. You can be anything but a lot of people being told who they are right as soon as they're barely figuring out who they are are minted and now it's like well. That's what they are and that's what they do. I know they can still move and grow and change like so. You've been like a successful successful comic for what ten years probably like in a sense of like you were headlining and you've had some t._v.'s yeah right before that happened before for you became commodity or whatever you know trading in futures was i 'cause like i had this one i did your show at largo was like nobody really knew who i was there. Outside of maybe some of the other comics yeah and maybe a few people but there's an anonymity and being like yeah. I'm gonna fucking kill like did but the expectation of you is that you have to kill even harder because they hear that it doesn't. It doesn't feel that way. It doesn't yeah so you have that to look forward to again. I mean that only as a complement earned but you don't feel like no no. There's no comparison of your work to previous work or that kind of stuff that i because i feel like it always needs to be better like the game with myself like like i want my next special to be the best special that i've done and i but i'm the one that establishes those steaks. I don't feel the pressure from the outset source or anything the but i also don't look for it yeah i do. I'm not good. I i make it clean review do you do you want oh god the review. I sound like seinfeld the review the audience. It's being reviewed as i do. That's that's what the audience breath. Why do i need someone who wasn't there to come and tell me how i did. I heard the labs. I hear the applause. He gets to say that though that's because he's seinfeld i like i like somebody who's great. Who doesn't have that kind of always going to be like. I'm jerry are- seinfeld comedy writer for item jerry as our patrons. Same is trying to tell all comedians that that is your birthright..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"It's not gonna be at thirty six. I'm not saying it's not a funny line but but like an open mike but he also gets because he's just famous seinfeld to. He's doing what he does but he's doing what he does last sure he's being who we want him in the need him to be but when you're comedian you're actually trying to forge who you are so you should be studying the people that are like one year ahead of you should not the mass that was like both steady both for sure but that's like what you're saying but it's hard to study somebody. Who's one year ahead. 'cause it's not good yeah. That's the other thing it's like you yeah. You should learn to crawl before you walk but it's it is hard to the people that are like one year ahead of me. When i was starting. It was like matt brand. They were good yeah. I was watching it. I was like holy shit. That's there's a that's also a rarity your yeah yeah i i. That's the thing people don't talk about. Comedy like timing is the key to comedy clearly but like timing and when you start in who you start around is it's like i was so lucky that started like around the same time as funches an in carmel and all these other these interesting brilliant comics yes that we're doing creative things blowing richard bain with another guy winning streak all these people i just i was just like they're so so funny and they're not acting like comedians. Oh yeah yeah they were coming out of the gate swinging issued. I think about this all the time. My my scene was camille hannibal t._j. Canadian brought anger john roy just like everyone of those people that i just named. None of them are like each other no. They're all really funny. They're all really really. Is there. A is there somebody. I always ask comics. Is there somebody from that area like this was the funniest person and no one's ever heard i do we call this black and white photo fat guy between whoopi goldberg robin williams. It's always there's always like me and melena. Jugglers douglas like no one could follow freddy..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Work. Coitus and one of my jokes and people will always laugh and it's not a joke really but there's something athletic going on with standard is that you're you're not throwing a football or shooting a basketball obviously but you are trying to show a certain amount of prowess in a communicates yeah. There's something about ability. That's so show off the embarrassed. You have the time you're you're of all the people in the room. You're the only one that prepared ahead of time. The show off yeah said his job was he goes. I show off for an hour night. That's what it is fucking. That's it's right. That's great. Don't be embarrassed. Comedians no gold ago heart. I don't like us the athletic analogies like i i remember comedians with the most ability i'd ever seen like like natural ability of the funniest people often didn't have to prepare that much to do well yes but then they never they don't pop yeah. They don't go as far as they could've. You don't want us. They also get too much shine right in the beginning to people like some guys. Come out of the gate or gals or people. Thank you understand. I'm trying hard still not. I'm trying really hard to shoot a flaming airlines. Won't they come out knowing almost fully formed how they want to be even if they're not good enough to do it yet. Does that make like like they have a tone in a personality right out of the gate that is like oh. I see how they are going to be like what kind of stuff they will be doing right away yeah but then they don't ever have <hes> or not ever but a lot of them don't ever we're making that point of like well. This hard work part right where i have to like. Sit down and do this. That's why you say when i watch your really i see all my influences. I'm like you should be like five kids trying to sneak into a nudie movie under a trench coat. You should be with your influences but then through that period the hard part only only one of you can squeeze through dirty analogies or beauty movie fucking sunday funnies families because i'm just saying the hard part. I was just thinking about a comedian. I knew that used to go on sale would seem like trying out different personas and and i was like this kind got a weird the hard part and the grind is what's going to reveal who you percents yeah. It's gonna it's gonna do it for you. I think it's always evolving who i am. It's like you've been doing it for like two. We yeah like you don't it was a guy. I'm calling a guy a bitch me oversensitive. I call my own uh-huh. Yeah you're supposed to do that. You're supposed to kind of try all these different hats. Try them all on n._b._a. Don't don't ever be under the delusion that your going to decide what your voice is. No yeah no that. That's going to be delivered to yeah. It's all you can be as open. It's just like it's corrosion like you're getting. You're getting erosion. You you form into something smooth eventually all you have to do. All you have is work to do. That's all you ever grabbed. It was like and the audience is going to show you what to do. That's why a writer yeah. He's alone and they don't know it takes so much longer. I think for a writer to find their voice on a stand up. Stand up could change range voices between saturday night yet but i also think there's no way to do standup alone so that's right so riders can always work and stand ups oil yeah. You're so there's there's a there's like i was trying to think in this way <hes> just in my life but also comedic like we're talking about how you know the the compare the like comics musicians musicians only had to play the songs that everybody knows and they can be done. We have to create new stuff and it's harder the idea but it is hard but it's also a blessing because then rain yeah yeah he's. He's envying the woman in the song who died. She didn't have to sing this a million..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Right and then right he lied he lied about tax stuff and to my mom and and then you know things got worse just kept you know money kept getting worse and worse than buccaneers out. He came you know he got gotta. He landed on his feet kind of later on but he's still will great at it but <hes> he just gradually. I just don't think he could hold it. I think it was like depression russian that he didn't know he had like right because he couldn't fix a situation like so he didn't know how to fix any of his shit and he didn't care to try just kinda got he would get back to his feet long enough to like make it to the next round of life and then take another beating re minutes and how did he die. <hes> he had a stroke stroke. He had a stroke out. I was in portland. I was still living there and he stroked out stroked out. Yeah i mean they say hey will like that. My my mom was like yeah because my mom was like <hes> my mom was the medical she'd be like keystroke like like like the term jokes there bit. He died of a stroke or skit. You call them bits. I call him skit. Oh my god i still call them you know i wish i should go some skits for you guys. I i bit the hint of lemon people at one of these places where people were like comedies. Purist are the man my new skits aren't working the way they want and they are just do that in front of like like all the sailors guys which has new skit. Hey boss what you think of this new skin so you were saying you jad depressed dad stroke doc when did that happen. I was twenty nine. Okay so while ago yeah yeah <hes> i was twenty nine he yeah he just had a stroke and if i flew home and they're like he's like they were like my mom was a nurse and then my dad's second again wife was a nurse <hes> and we're all in there and they're just a he's not gonna come back from this like he was like they're like he's got like this. We're never getting him back and then we can just what it wasn't going to happen. So are we bought them off a moving into hospice and then he <hes> he died days in like a day and a half or something like that yeah today with them. Yeah i was there yeah. It was a it's weird yeah. What did it when i've never been with someone dying. Never wow you've been with more than one person died yeah <hes> <hes> well. Mom died too yeah and you were there yeah yeah what was the were they similar no. It wasn't a gun fight it. It wasn't a go out together in a bank robbery or anything like what what was the impression left on o of the actual moment you your experience my mother with my dad. It was like they're both first of all. They're both super. Say secondly with my dad. My mom was there. Ca she still was kind of like around around the family because she was kind of tied to his parents and stuff just through us for through our grandkids a little right. Did you hesitate to say that she loved him. I'm kind of in a weird way not not talk. My mother and i had a really candidate relationship so she would say <hes> probably always love your father but i don't love him like i'm not like the and that way that you will always love somebody to some degree that you've loved that deeply but with him he just i mean i don't know i the only thing i could think about was like i was there. I think my younger brother was there and my mom was there and my grandmother was there my father's mother and and he i just remember i felt so bad for her for my grandmother like you said a terrible arable imagine something worse than saying. They're doing that with your own kit..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Yeah yeah yeah the circumstance that would be. I think a lot of people get into their because of catalyst of like a a some kind of traumas a catalyst like whatever it happens to be and that happens to be what happened then so yeah so i mean i would think i would lean towards it before but <hes> you know depression. Is you know it's hereditary so so but what it sad look like like unmotivated like five four to ten years. Aw did you have friends and friends and stuff like it's ed friends. I good friends. I have great friends but they <hes> <hes>. I didn't mean it like sad. People can't friends no no no no no no. I just meant like what kind of depressed where you were. You like fuck. Everybody depressed. I'm going to be alone. I was kind of almost like on public. Display sadness like i would be around my friends n._b._c. Like they knew yeah. They knew what do you do when you're forty baton and video games. Can you know you know there's no. I don't know if you don't you don't know how to fix anything at that point you and all my mother it was trying to do was hold everything together for like i asked her once she was she just when i was like she's like i was in a fog for like four years. All i was doing was trying to like like because we lost a house. We lost everything and we just ended up in this new house but it was like she was all she was trying to keep it like a roof over our heads and like the money everything was fuck so <hes> raising three kids and having them be to be wild and troubling kids like kids are like kind of fucking nuts yeah i mean she could. This was the best she could do. So having good friends was the best. I could still friends with these guys. I grew up with them still friends with them but <hes> she couldn't keep an eye on everybody all the time because she didn't. My dad wasn't around so yeah right. Seventy-two seventy sorry uh-huh. I want an hour early the nursing professional forgive you but i mean that's some serious shit. You don't need you know and your thirteen or fourteen and you go through a lot anyways at that age like you know like you start middle school high school girls. I am i gay gay. Do i know if i'm gay and my gay. I don't think i'm getting like you. Don't know anything about yourself but there's a million things so like there's no stability anywhere yeah so that's i mean so that was a lot of anxiety exciting issues right yeah. What was that a random example or did you not did you struggle with your sexuality not thoroughly. I definitely thought at one point like am. I gay and i was like i don't think i like i like more like i should take the time to consider..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Acute. Old man thing it is is but he was forty when he was doing. I mean like do you go and all i see now when he says it is a reluctance to change which brings me to the other dark joke that i like. Which is you say you dad died and then you're like you see where things that remind you of them. Oh yeah you pass a little league field that he was supposed to be and i thought that was so i guess i'm just i'm in the mood for nude man. I like arc shit. I loved it thank you i loved it. It it just a fun place to write from pay yeah. I don't know if it's good. I don't know if it's a good place to only right from only be out of but like that's what i'm saying is. You're not just fluffy little. I'm not even gonna call it. Saturday's like lemon notes in there. There's something in there. There's lemon notes your second record tour lemon notes but there's something in there just picture of jack lemmon ah blah and his on every note i love it. She'd music but little lemon head. Gotta gotta give them candies jack jack lemmon heads this is good. We're wrestling with fun <music> but i i don't know if it's because i've been doing comedy for almost twenty years now when i look at comedy. I'm just looking for that like those bits pain. I'm i'm thinking best thing like the being surprised in comedy is still like like catching it because like you look at it like in a craftsman kind of way that they're going to go here yeah. They're going to do this right so when they have turn that. You don't see coming something that you could do which is still my favorite thing in comedy like also the dumber the joke now the more. I laugh like a real comedian thing. I think yeah yeah i. I think you're gonna say yeah. I think so too. I don't know what it is. It just like doc. I love a good masterful bit but like if someone's just doing the dumbest joke in the world. I can't yeah not laugh at we forget this bit the other day other words this guy in portland who do this better talk about how his dad was a drunk and he would come home and scream and yell and hit him and he goes and there'll be blood everywhere so nice he goes. I just had to be there yeah good yeah and it was and it was the only joke like i ever had yeah but god just so stupid yeah. I remember leo joe allen who i met him for the first time he's great. He's awesome. That's weird. He hasn't done this podcast but he's in new york he after a show he came up to me and he was like i i had a joke about how electric eels earth thing like crazy that we just accept that there's a fish with electricity and then it's like okay okay. It's like finding out. Seahorses amid a wi fi signal afterwards he was just like i just just love a comedian doing stupid bit but he meant it as a compliment yeah. That's a stupid but no one can do. It is through and it's crazy crazy. That is normal but it's crazy that anything is yeah but it's also data comedian could go in any direction and they choose to go on a stupid direction or silly direct. Yes can as opposed to like. I don't want it to be serious all the time the comedy i'm glad that it can be yeah i completely early agree speaking of not being serious all the time so he started going to therapy because you were supposed to be the man in the house because your parents got a divorce that like i mean i was just my mom. She had a lot of like <hes> issues with depression and stuff so she could see it in me so she was like she was a nurse so she cared about mental health and better. So what is it what how did it start. What was your first experience of anxiety or depression. I was just saying like i would be sad..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Is now just like sad but it's not affecting right yeah. Do you think you'll feel that way. Why haven't talked to her and i don't know how long over ten years katie katie so. What i'm saying is if i got news that she thought i would be sad but it'd be sat in the same way that like a dear friend from college that i haven't talked to in twenty died. You'd be sad yeah yeah. It goes from like a really yeah. I'm sorry it's okay. I didn't know i'm the guy in twenty year. You're you're talking about it but i'm one hundred percent with you like i love this dude and then he died and i was like yeah. Cody's did lay hands of bummer. What you're talking about. In that bit i think is why i wanted to kind of unpack it is that there's like seasons of our lives and there's times you know what i'm saying but my wife is my first wife. There was a time when her dying would have been like pete is never the same. You know what i'm saying like. He wanted that would've affected you forever like the devastation. If she had died when i was twenty five and you still married and yeah people would just be like well. We lost pete. Pete pitas gonna just say he's a widower a widower. He's he's a recluse yeah. He's it looks like he's in twilight. He's pale. He's got sunken eyes is he's a fucking you would off the deep end and now it would be like cody died yeah and you'd be like so what happened. Who am i the question underneath. All of this is who are you am. I peed like that. He was just a series of experiences. It was a series of habits. I was used to having its growth relationship but it's also growth. It's not like maybe it's not even growth is just change like like but that's that's where we don't be laughing at his change. Yes yeah and that's where we're afraid of. Comedian will make you laugh at james. That's what ten out of ten. What were you gonna. It is a change. Well sometimes you you don't. I don't know if you grow. I just think you change like u._s._a. Is weird like i might i'm further long career than i was with my one of my last real serious girlfriends and it was always like let's <hes> you know she'd be like. Let's get married. Someday and i'm sure you're like and you're not into that. I'm no. I'm not against it i just did i was so focused on getting into a place where i thought i could have a career at some point. I understand that it didn't matter like what she wanted to me like. I was pretty selfish. Yeah i get what i hear what you're saying and i'm still a little bit like that and i got married yeah. That's why i would've gotten married if she'd been like. We have to get married..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"That's right yeah but i feel that coming off of what you're doing in that. It's positive even when it's negative yeah yeah. It's frustration is a good place. What do you mean like when i'm being negative it. It's more emotionally aware way of being angry. Yes i think so ever really funny line in your album. Where you say i wasn't angry. I was upset. That's really fun. I really love that. Thank you for listening to something on your that. I love that it didn't work in the sense that it doesn't like get a huge gap but i don't think it's supposed to so it's not like it didn't work. It worked in the way that you intended which i don't think together huge laugh but you say something that has pulled from my own brain and i think that's what makes it great is. I bet people think this step but they don't say it's weird thing that you won't be at the funeral of everyone you had sex and i am dying yeah tag. The crashes didn't know what to do with it. I think he did as a non tech. Those little you know those little breadcrumbs joke you have for yourself that are like this is going to give me a call. I care but yeah. I think so too. He's gonna give me what i'm saying. This is going to get through this big finish for the one million time that i know works and i love but it still feels better. That's why i loved it. It's your own little territorial yeah. This is what i would do it. Yeah it's like yeah. I loved it. Let's talk about that okay unpacked because the second i tell the people the second part the first part is you won't be at the funeral enroll everyone you've had sex with him. I think maybe the <hes> it's definitely better than going to the funeral. Everyone you've ever know matt scott. That's funny you on the record. You say you won't be at the funeral of everyone you ever loved dark. I was you want no dude. I've been opening so they brought me up to a tom petty song the other night and i just started being like i said something about how he was dead. Eh yeah not even making a joke about wow he's dead or something and people like pulled away. If we're not here to laugh at our own what are we we doing yeah and i guess it's like they. Don't think about it the same way. That may be like a yeah..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Hang what does he do. Put on rolling stone's t shirts and i tell food courts they suck come on man like if you had had to choose between being stuck in a foxhole with anthony bourdain or gaffey theory you gonna pick pick theory every time i am still doing this bit it was going to do i'll tell you it'd be like that dude every world war war to movie who sucks the whole time then when the nazi show a doesn't do his job get a bunch of good soldiers killed meanwhile gaffey aries over here earning new nicknames like elf waco digging up live grenades throwing them back saying dope shit like welcome to flavor town. He knows he's dying on that beach in france that morning but he's their money and what do y'all do you shit all over him just because he had his sunglasses on the back of his nah. I think it's awesome that he has racing stripe painted on his fridge. Love banks painted it you guys i know i look like the kind of do that would defend gaffey airy. If that's what you're taking away from this you're missing the point that you guys very much. I'm saying we just jump in this. That's okay yeah. Of course you know what i never do. I'm so happy to see you as people do. Interest is to make the guest feel welcome but i'm like well. Just start. Get stupid a baby. I it was bang this out. I'm happy i'm so happy you're here. You're so funny. Thank you for inviting me yeah. It's it's such a great thing like this is pre shane like sunday. They will listen back on this when they got the shane show ozone fucking shane movie but this is like fucking pure ass shane when you know you're on this show because you're so fucking funny. Thank you and you're not coming back yeah. I have no power to wheel. I i i am. I'm just here douay only on ability i. I think you should be proud of that. I think yeah it's some way like in some way back. No no no i did not backfire did not backfire and i. It was more more like it's good. That is why i'm here. There's a good reason to be a for other. Reasons could also be good. You have some other really yes yes. That's what i'm saying i. I'm a believer that those things are absolutely coming and maybe you even know what those things would be. They will find the next way to consume shane. You don't know i. I think i do try shit. You know you're so funny. Thank you thank you and when i watch and i'm like nobody's nobody's like nobody's like that like just great at stand up do really end unique because i always say whenever i see myself i'm like i'm doing. I think i'm doing nine million different people. I mean aren't we all you pointed to brian regan. You can watch me do santo domingo. Oh he's doing a little bit of regan. There's watching if i watch norm i start to sound like like him. I watched people open for big people and they start sounding like the spongy people for sure for something you see a trick or a maneuver they had. I think you're in the funches category. Thank you my compliment. Yeah my old running buddy we did you guys come together in portland yeah. He's toronto group. <hes> blazer ramone ramone ramone ramone loan reminds me of we talked about when he did. The park as funches is sort of like a plant. It's not always it's like a satellite yeah. You know what i mean is. He draws other people. He's like a norm in that. If i open for people six months i would start people feel like angel. I would just start to his tone a little bit or tone meaning energy not a tone..
"torres" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"You walk thank. You made it weird with the home what's happening. Where does this shane shane torres. We're quits or dies. You should bequeath your act to somebody. He thinks so. I mean if you want to if you're not famous or not famous if you're not famous i miss you should look. Did this one pretty good right. That's so maybe i would like. Maybe pete would like by rainbow jokes..