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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:03 min | 3 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Fine. Yeah because you don't have to deal with all these kids when they grow up tony and just like when you're in college just like they bring their laundry home. They probably bring home full noses. Harder finally wrote. Heidi has no idea how good the plugs are the heart. Kitty pu club. Plugs are love katie. Clark getty clump. Kitty boo report book reports for mail bag. While you know heidi who bitch that we did to any plugs on the show and tell you yeah tell her dollar one of the joys of buying t shirts. Books cds poundstone pussy pillows from paula. Poundstone dot com is the jeff bezos. Doesn't get a penny of your money. I can also make a video postcard for you. Go to cameo dot com slash paula. P. three three. How's that heidi and heidi. I don't need to tell you anything an heidi. I don't need to tell you that the nfl season is in full swing and heating up as we approach the playoffs and you can watch nfl. Football on thursday nights on fox while listening to me and jeff scenario do the starboard sports simulcast. We supply the audio fox supplies the video and everybody wins and if you want to enter deems on conduct or something like that send to the poundstone gmail.com once again. That's nobody listens paula. Poundstone at gmail.com. That is our show. Nobody listens to paula poundstone hosted by paula. Poundstone and yours. Truly adam felber special. Thanks to our guest dulcie. Sloan thanks to the house band eric. Calver percussionist it up for us once again. Our show is produced by paula. Poundstone adam felber bonnie burns kenley ethnic and tony anita hill special appearance spicy spice tits mixing by michael hoagies star burns production by land. Romo transcription services. For the show provided by transcribe me a premier international us transcription service use code. Paula poundstone when placing your order at transcribed me dot com to receive an expedited service. That's our show for tonight. Won't somebody please listen to me boy. That's a lot of male. And i'm surprised it was delivered time. Yeah well it's The the miracle of his new electronic adrian off. No it's in the bag it's mailbag. It'd mailbag but tony specified that. It was facebook precipice this week. No that's wrong. It comes in bag and dejoy tried to hide it behind some Dismantled sorting machines in the post office whole thing went all the way supreme court and he had he had to give the mailbox and then he and then he didn't and then tony went in there and some ass. That's happened. well yes did you did. You was like cowering behind the counter and and tony had karate kind of stance you know. Don't hurt me. don't hear me. I'll i'll i'll get. You can better get the mail that you never heard. Tony talk like that. I mean it was crazy. That's what happened. I would pay to see that. I you know you can pay to see that. It polka dot com right right next to the picture of that level of dead bunnies we had but we never realized we had fluff oil now. But we did. We had a couple bunnies notice. The bundy's knew they weren't fluffy the level. You can hear them early in the morning. I would just be like barely waking up your there going. Come on everybody getting a full york word for..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:58 min | 3 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Tony. Anita hole opens up the listener mail bag and we can't wait to see what emails come out mark zuckerberg don't flag those. Nobody's comment because they're unfounded. Unfounded remarks are the lifeblood of this show. I'm adam felber. Think of this shows mail carrier who faithfully guides our conversations from their initial drop off in topical mailbox there are sorting machine and ultimately delivering them to an address coherency. And now please welcome. The woman who's topical zipcode is always all over the map. Paula poundstone inc. Yo ever can. Can you guys hear the puppy moaning. She's moaning this is one of the things she does. She moans and looks out the window and tries to convince me. That bryan cranston is out there and i am not even looking at the window before we go any further. I wanna thank tonight. House band percussionist. Eric calver eric. Thank you so much. I i recognize those beats. This is an eric's first time right. He's been here before right. He's he's been many times. He has. He was with us back very horsemen studios a couple of times. I believe for heaven's sakes in fact. Now that i remember eric delivered me deliver you. What yeah. He was a Dula i don't know if you knew this but before. He was a precocious. He was a dula and he delivered me. I want to thank you again. Rank yeah he's outstandingly young looking for somebody who could have been your dula. Yeah you know. A lot of placenta Can make keep your skin really youthful. And he's been around a lot of placenta as a dula slash percussionist and what they found now through studies is a lot of babies will actually crawl out on their own. If there's a nice beat outside so he's really done some fabulous work you know i just wanted to say one thing So wendell kindly went to the store for me the other day. I've been on a candy bender for about. I would say three years now and i won't. It's probably more that paula a. Yeah like i. I crave it all the time. Now and i often succumb to that. Craving so i like reseize pita putter. My favorite the eggs and so i get them and i freeze them can have as much of the years i can have. I can always thinking about her eggs. Peanut butter eggs. Yeah when they're in the cups. I don't know i don't fund the distribution right but i i like the. I don't think there's a specific one related to thanksgiving. But i can make do with the trees. The trees are okay. There's like a christmas tree. Receiving butter is mystery but wendo gets up of course of course. What were they saying. The pumpkins yes. yes. I have those two when yesterday. Reese's peanut butter mystery shapes. They're geniuses their absolute wine uses so when when a pumpkin or a cup or a tree or an egg doesn't come out right. Fuck it put in the mystery shapes. It's brilliant drunk trying to figure out if you're serious like if the bag of mystery shaped there are yes. Yes and that shape what honestly. I haven't even opened the bank yet. Because i still have many of the seasons to get through a you know. Is the bag nearby. Attend the refrigerator. can you open one. Four us come on. don't leave us hanging onto. Could you give me a mystery shape. We should adam has a good point. We should see what they look like an hoping. They're not consistent. I mean i'm hoping it's every you know. Every every single one is a different shape. I would hope you aren t you of right now. Paula guarantee you that tony anita hill has already googled missing. Is that true. Tony have you pitchy. has tony change. I can't get boashan. Well i boy i have. I have fallen down the electronics hole in these last months. It's awful All right so wendell just handed me. The bag. didn't didn't occur to him to open it. Okay so that's the window taking a side. Swipe at assisted. Wendell ride yes. Bonnie right now with mike. I'm all right here. It is just swiping your manager. Okay so it has on the outside. I you have to open the bag which was very challenging. I've done that and now there's individually wrapped ones inside the so the package. The individual wrapping has like a christmas package stripe on it red and white and then a green ribbon. So i guess the holidays the holiday themed kind of candy experience. Yeah they seem to be unless that's just a fucked up american flag. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it represents election season mystery. No tony. anita hall is bursting right now because she just wants to tell us what the shapes are. All right okay. So i managed to get it opened boy. I think this is supposed to be a boot. Yeah i'm gonna say if it's a holiday theme it's probably a stocking. I don't think it's a stocking. I think it's more sort of Like troops marching. I'm telling you these represent our political. These are a. I know i'm telling you. These are statement from reseize about the precarious perch on with our democracy And that's why these are mystery shapes or well now. Look i just opened up another one and it's a. It's a lying postal worker. Oh shit i get open all these a lion. Postal worker they founded. How would you represented that. Postal worker is lying in candy form. He just. it's the way is is. Our scott. shuki is paul. The last piece of this puzzle is for you to taste that boot or stalking and see if it has the right distribution of chocolate peanut butter for you man. I'm having. I'm eating the army boot right now. Oh my god it's good. I only hope that when the stormtroopers come into my home they taste this good..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:00 min | 6 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"And we're back. Hey French trump has his own weekly mini podcast the French trump weekly press conference and you can find it g at the same place you're listening to us And let's give a quick shout once again to house band David, Bragar now, Paula a couple of weeks ago the pod puppy WHO's No longer a puppy played a bit of a prank on you and brought it home ducks. Lots of your house. Yeah right and so during the podcast, what we had to deal with and I guess what our listeners have had to deal with is just sort of A. An inordinate amount of quacking during the PODCAST. Well, you know the ducks eventually began to respond. They seem to really enjoy my jokes that part I loved, but there were. You know what? It's the dog. There were a lot of ducks in my bedroom we've by the way. I've placed them with the forestry service. So they're not in the hassle. That's good. Yeah, I did. Farm out. Cleaning Project Yeah. I think that was episode. One ten was it not Tony Anita home if you WANNA listen back? One, ten and. I mean body Burns it caused problems for you because you had to. You had to edit the show listening to those ducks from Paula's house quacking at you the whole time. Well. Okay. So I was the one in charge with. Deciding what the mix was going to be of the ratio of ducks to our voice, and so I worked with an editor on what that balance was going to be and their beloved Michael Hoagie. Beloved Michael Hoagie and so of course what would happen is he would send me shows the mix and then it was like are the too many ducks of the ducks too loud. And you know in the beginning, I even call pollen said you know it's just really funny that you can hear the ducks and then the ducks just keep quacking and. Would have the nerve to do that level Blah Blah Blah so Yeah but after hearing the show a couple of times and Now. We're into twenty minutes of the show I gotTa admit the. Kind started sounding irritated. Then I started wondering is just because I've heard this maybe they're sounding irritating to me. So I was sending tracks over the policy what she thought and Michael I would go back and forth to see where the ducks too high with the ducks too low and finally I said to him just tell me what you think and he said you know what I'm ducked out I can't be objective anymore. I've heard the decks too much and Sa- finally, we just a decide this just go with what we have. This show comes out and what I always do after show drops the next morning i. go right to facebook to see what the reactions are and I was really astounded to see. There were some mixed mixed reactions and I thought Oh we must have guessed incorrectly and The last thing I wanted to say about this is not like when you go to a rock and roll concert and for three days, you can hear like the music in your head I had three days of hearing wack Wack Wack Wack wack. I think I think a lot of our listeners felt the same way and they didn't even they didn't even make it through the whole show. Some of them are really duct triggered and I understand it because in nineteen eighty, two, I went and saw the WHO concert I just a tiny kid at the time one of my first rock concerts and I should have looked into the fact that it was the WHO with ducks. Because it was a, it was a very, very upsetting night for me. I wanted to hear all my favorite tunes from the WHO I was fourteen years old or something, and instead i. got a I got. Lots ducts. Don't even. Don't even get me talking about when I went to see the birds. Right they should have known. And so let's bring in Tony Anita Hall because Tony Some of our listeners had a few problems with the ducks then. So with that in mind I want to bring forward. Tony Anita Hill who's had to to field complaints on our facebook page which I recommend everybody visits and by e mails all week. Tony talked to us about duck gate. Yeah you know it was a fifty fifty people either loved the ducks or they hated APPs, there is no in between so can read our responses. Yeah absolutely. So Andrew s emailed us no more fucking ducks please I love the pod but no more fucking ducks. Andrew I I do agree with you. But what are you GonNa? Do there's ducks in the room it was time to make the show. It's not like I could just throw them out I didn't even know where they belonged i. get the Forestry Service. The ducks aren't here anymore I. Apologize For the difficulty that you went through Andrew. Imagine me cleaning duck waste off my wood floor. Fair Enough Fair Tony anything else. I, yeah, there's a there's a lot else. So we have thank you for all the joy. You brought me especially during the one two, punch the pandemic and the trump administration. But if I ever hear those fucking ducks again, I shall be the first to lay aside the path of peace to which I've devoted my life peace be with you. Reverend Joe. Oh. So we have an actual reverend who who actually typed fucking ducks. Threatened to kill them. Wait a minute isn't isn't the Afterlife Reverend Joe isn't the afterlife supposed to have us all like the peaceable kingdom where we all everybody is together and animals in the lion lays down with the elephants or something like that. You'RE GONNA have to you know what if you believe in an afterlife Sir you're GonNa have to live with ducks. Maybe. Paulo. But you know it was never the lying lays down with the duck. It was the lion lays down with the lamb. I believe which lambs make noise but I would agree that the duck noise is. Is. Kind of uniquely annoys. So are we there for? Religious leaders now going to exclude ducks from the Promised Land this you know what? I'm bringing the ducks pack. That's not right now. Do that I don't think we should excluded from the promised land, but the promised land has a podcast. We should think long and hard about whether. We let ducks into the room Tony. Let's hear some more wait a minute backup. Of course, the Promised Land has a podcast and we need your theme songs for it. So please. With your premise land podcast theme songs, and they're brought to you by NEUM. Go ahead. So this is positive. This is from Jim S in Tampa. Florida I loved loved. Loved the ducks this week may perhaps you can consider chimpanzees or maybe lions the only thing better than the sound of chimpanzees is talking chimpanzees in close like Lancelot, Lake I don't know what that means always a television show from when we were growing up. And that's what he wrote out. So those were couple of emails. We got a lot of facebook comments. Through this from Jim s and let me just say. FIRST OF ALL JIM S. The odds of my dog being able to bring chimpanzees or lions into my bedroom very, very slim. I was amazed that she brought all those ducks in here but you know we have a park down the street from our house where there's duck sometimes. So she may have gotten them from there. But let me just say..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:13 min | 8 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"We're covering the things that we haven't gotten to really mean to get to man that feeling that you know that that feeling that it needs scratched of wanting to get around to stuff. You know my desk and I really thought for sure since I'm not traveling that I would. I would get it taken care of. And I started I was down like a couple of inches of paper bilge that builds up on my desk. I was down a couple inches. Yes, I'm going to see the surface of this desk before before. This virus releases us from its grip, and now it's super building back up again. Yeah Yeah. Yeah, it's frustrating. I! Do want to point out. Somebody has gotten something done. which is that Tony Anita? Hull took the initiative and went and ask our listeners before we recorded this show what they haven't gotten to or have been meaning to get to in their lives. And so with that in mind, I wanNA, bring Tony Anita Hill up to the Mike Tony on double duty this week. We have another thing for you later. What's on, but this one? You don't have to wear a pep blows for what's on the hot sheet. What our listeners saying? They haven't done to okay so Stephanie. Lundgren wrote I moved right before the stay at home order and I thought for sure I'd be completely unpacked and organized by now. I've been working from home, so it's not at all free time, but still. I See Oh Yeah. Oh that's the worst feeling as a person who struggles with OCD not being unpacked. I, have to tell you Stephanie. I think I was in one house for twelve years before I unpacked the last box. There's always a one box. That just has stuff that you probably never should have brought with you from the last place. Just. Couldn't you just couldn't think it and say goodbye, and so you still have it? And just sits around in a box for Twelve Years Until the cats pee in that box. That's usually that's usually what motivates we. We have a similar problem in this household and in some ways. It's worse because we bought this house. I'm going to say eight or nine years ago. and. We were living in an apartment before then and literally three weeks before we were supposed to leave the apartment and moved into. This house a pipe behind. Washing machine in our apartment burst, the whole place flooded dip fire department had to come and because of the water remediation. Process we weren't able to pack up our old apartment to move here. That had to be done by professionals. Wow! I didn't know there was such a thing. And some of those boxes were some. are still in our garage. Things wet, so you have boxes of wet belongings in your. Oh, you got to get those out you can. Boxes of wet belonging like a growth of mold. Bax Airs what you got. No, no, it's not the belongings. Themselves weren't wet. I want to point out that the flooding apartment wasn't like knee deep or anything, but it was A. Damaged the floor and stuff like that. No, that was a big flood I. Remember that I. Remember finding you and Jeannie. In the middle of the apartment in a tiny ship. And the Terni should talk to. Our tour! Wow So. There were professional packers. What does that have to do with the fact that you didn't open the boxes and take the stuff out I mean? Did it matter who put it in the box? Did you guys say to each other? It's not touched that professional packers put it in. No movers, the movers were allowed into put everything into boxes. My point is that because we didn't have time to pack up our own apartment all the crap that we were going to get rid of ended up being transferred to our new house. And you just haven't got around to. Condie, what was what was it? Marie CONDIE ING it. I didn't Murray Condo. It yet Maury Condo. What is it Tony is it? It's Murray Condo.

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:13 min | 8 months ago

Crinkle, Crinkle, Little Star

"We're covering the things that we haven't gotten to really mean to get to man that feeling that you know that that feeling that it needs scratched of wanting to get around to stuff. You know my desk and I really thought for sure since I'm not traveling that I would. I would get it taken care of. And I started I was down like a couple of inches of paper bilge that builds up on my desk. I was down a couple inches. Yes, I'm going to see the surface of this desk before before. This virus releases us from its grip, and now it's super building back up again. Yeah Yeah. Yeah, it's frustrating. I! Do want to point out. Somebody has gotten something done. which is that Tony Anita? Hull took the initiative and went and ask our listeners before we recorded this show what they haven't gotten to or have been meaning to get to in their lives. And so with that in mind, I wanNA, bring Tony Anita Hill up to the Mike Tony on double duty this week. We have another thing for you later. What's on, but this one? You don't have to wear a pep blows for what's on the hot sheet. What our listeners saying? They haven't done to okay so Stephanie. Lundgren wrote I moved right before the stay at home order and I thought for sure I'd be completely unpacked and organized by now. I've been working from home, so it's not at all free time, but still. I See Oh Yeah. Oh that's the worst feeling as a person who struggles with OCD not being unpacked. I, have to tell you Stephanie. I think I was in one house for twelve years before I unpacked the last box. There's always a one box. That just has stuff that you probably never should have brought with you from the last place. Just. Couldn't you just couldn't think it and say goodbye, and so you still have it? And just sits around in a box for Twelve Years Until the cats pee in that box. That's usually that's usually what motivates we. We have a similar problem in this household and in some ways. It's worse because we bought this house. I'm going to say eight or nine years ago. and. We were living in an apartment before then and literally three weeks before we were supposed to leave the apartment and moved into. This house a pipe behind. Washing machine in our apartment burst, the whole place flooded dip fire department had to come and because of the water remediation. Process we weren't able to pack up our old apartment to move here. That had to be done by professionals. Wow! I didn't know there was such a thing. And some of those boxes were some. are still in our garage. Things wet, so you have boxes of wet belongings in your. Oh, you got to get those out you can. Boxes of wet belonging like a growth of mold. Bax Airs what you got. No, no, it's not the belongings. Themselves weren't wet. I want to point out that the flooding apartment wasn't like knee deep or anything, but it was A. Damaged the floor and stuff like that. No, that was a big flood I. Remember that I. Remember finding you and Jeannie. In the middle of the apartment in a tiny ship. And the Terni should talk to. Our tour! Wow So. There were professional packers. What does that have to do with the fact that you didn't open the boxes and take the stuff out I mean? Did it matter who put it in the box? Did you guys say to each other? It's not touched that professional packers put it in. No movers, the movers were allowed into put everything into boxes. My point is that because we didn't have time to pack up our own apartment all the crap that we were going to get rid of ended up being transferred to our new house. And you just haven't got around to. Condie, what was what was it? Marie CONDIE ING it. I didn't Murray Condo. It yet Maury Condo. What is it Tony is it? It's Murray Condo.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:44 min | 11 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"All RIGHT WE'RE BACK BALL. You know what? What's that while you and I were talking. Bonnie Captain Crinkle Burns looked up. She actually listened to an old episode while we were on and she discovered that she can't do one thing at a time discovered that Scott Franciscus was the high bidder on the paper. Michelle had from the Alcatraz escape. Yeah well you know what the part of that that I'd disbelieve. The most is the idea that captain crinkle looked at up during our little break. It was absolutely tonita telling. Captain Gregory was lesson. I get really yeah you did. Yeah Tonita hold stay Tony Anita. How would stay focused on the work at Hand Touche? That's all right. You know. I love that Tony in one of the things I love about focus favorite hand puppet Mrs culpepper. Welcome to see you ought to hear your voice. Tony Anita Hall is this little producer we Ashville. She stays focused and she's tried to kill herself on a cruise ship. We have to stop giving given who she works with. Who can blame her? She has moved to a level of of depression and unhappiness in her work with us. She's thrown herself in every cruise ship. Deal she can. We stopped Tony. Have you cancelled your cruise ship reservation yet for December? I HAVE NOT. It is still on housing. That's what you need. She made Scotland. She's she's bought them out if you will you know what I think for all the other risks associated with cruise ships. I'd be most scared of the food because I don't know if you noticed miss go pepper but sometimes food especially if it's at a buffet can be left out too long and become somewhat dangerous. Such saying Adam. I haven't heard of that. Oh you have my husband captain good. Who's in fact afflicted? By a case of Tarot tuxes Tiro toxin horror a dairy poisoning poisoning by cheese other dairy products. That is correct. In his case it was a cheese in fact there was a particular kind of cheese out of trouble. We don't WanNa know MS kkob ever go to the GATT amount of. Let me ask you something. Yeah is there any way for the? Nobody's to get in touch with us. Well Yeah I was trying to say they can email us at nobody listens to Paula. Poundstone gmail.com and you know what we're still have those contests and solicitations open so if you want to submit something to our theme song contest or we're trying to get a good vocabulary sunk to possibly replace Paula's please God. Please feel free to send those in and speaking of hotels so Paul. You're not going to be on the road so I guess you don't have to do any yes or is it? Hey Adam yeah. The other thing we want is to just put more burden on the listeners. A brief but compelling description of the show you know would love them to go up on the homepage of of my new website. Which is up. That's right Paula. Poundstone DOT com up the stories up as the stores in stores open. It's working. It's right. There Pope poundstone DOT com. You can get my butterfinger single not my butterfinger which is a social justice. Wraps on with butter fingers as a jumping off point you can get the ringtone which is now available for download at Po POUNDSTONE DOT COM. And you know now might be a very good time to grab a copy of my book. The totally unscientific study of the search for human happiness which is also available through website. Oh Yeah and you know what let me just piggyback on that Bola? If once you're done reading that if you still think that reading is a good idea you could go to Amazon and buy my novel. Schrodinger is ball. But Adam felber get that on kindle or whatever or you could buy my six book limited marvel miniseries. This grow kill grew marvel comics. I wrote that too. Good dare you people complaining about being bored and look at the richest offering? We're offering a lot of riches. You can find me an atom on Instagram facebook and twitter. You'RE GONNA WANNA get away from me and Adams you'll love Howard enough of us and if you've had enough of us I've got good news. That's our show is hosted by Paula. Poundstone in yours. Truly Adam felber produced by Paula. Poundstone Adam felber bunny burns. Ken Lists Ethnic and Tony Anita Hill once again. We want to thank my oldest friend in the world. James Ross for being a house band. Thank you so much Jim. Jim Thank you and by the way Jim Jim was trying to do. The PUCK WHEN. I told him that we were looking for musicians because I thought he wouldn't want to do this. He was like what are you kidding? Me He okay. Yeah shoved harpists and violinist environment players handed out of the way to get in here. You got your you guys are crazy. Every musician wants to do this show. No I a lot of musicians want to do this show. I was simply trying to have it so that musicians could volunteer rather than be asked because then it feels like a homework assignment No it doesn't yeah. I'll tell you what you know Jim said to me. He said I couldn't wait for you to ask. That's exactly what he said. I heard just making that up. I am not. He says he said. Will you please ask me? That's exactly what he said. And then when I told them what you guys said he said they are so fucked up and really 'cause I communicated with him a lot. What's that Tony I said I'm mad? Yeah Oh what he said when he found out that Tony was planning on going on a cruise. He said you know there's something about her said she's really she seems to be off. Keel a little bit and I said Kale she was old and a big. Thank you to our special guests. Mohammed Yunus mixing by Michael. Hoagie starbursts production by land. Romo Technical Direction by Jessica Gutierrez transcription services. For the show provided by transcribe me a premier internationally used transcription service use Code Paula. Poundstone when placing your order transcribing dot com to receive an expedited service. Nine out of ten podcasters will say right. Now that's our show for tonight while somebody please listen to me. Actually talked to him podcasters. I do do you know especially during the especially turn stayed home order. Might Phone's ringing off the hook with people saying he do my podcast. How many do you do in fact? I don't even say hello any more. I pick up the phone and I go. Y'All deer park. Yes.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

10:51 min | 11 months ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"An arm. Sorry sorry but a MRS culpepper. Let me ask you because you're all our listeners. Are Concerned during this This semi quarantine How are you the captain? Holding up in Your House Will in fact it is not a me an captain Mr Bell? Both the captain has the kept in been deployed. He must have been deployed given emergency. No no that's not correct out of trouble. That's like your music theory. No that is not correct. Okay no captain called. Pepe passed away many many years ago. Oh that's right. I am so sorry for bringing that up particularly needs less times. That is doc times to be remembrance. Such a sad episode. I will just tell you. One thing we don't he adam not from the virus. Please fear not he died. Many go from Tarot Tuxes of poisoning by Daria Cheese. And it's a gruesome way to pass. So let's just let sleeping dogs lie move on with our. We don't need to know exactly how he died. It was not a sleeping dog at that. That was the it was. This was the cheese and in fact there was a particular kind of cheese of people. Needn't feel all cheeses okay. The less the less said the better. I think well now that you've brought it up though it weighs heavy on me. I'd like to share. No you don't have got him at all right. I'm so as anybody else having this problem. Sorry I was shouting. Is anybody else having this problem? Which I feel myself because the days of the week don't have the same structure to them that they had before. I have no idea what day it is and I feel a lot of times like I don't really know what I'm doing. I made some spaghetti the other night I went to sprinkle Parmesan on it and all of a sudden all this bleach and how I was taking the trash out and I I realized it was might laundry and just stuff like that keeps happening now. That sounds that's a little bit more concerning than just not knowing day of the week because honestly Paula on whether it be a weekend or a week day. You don't be sprinkling leach under pasta valuable. The other thing is I think you know. Well it could be that on keeping myself so busy For example with it's not just making the phones I also have like so many people have chosen to do and I think it is a very good idea which is to learn a skill up in their home. And so what I've been doing is using this time to develop a skill. I'm learning to be a tight rope. Walker wow I would have gone with. I would have gone with becoming a listener but okay tight rope. Walking is another choice. Yeah well before we were like wait is it. That sounds like an extraordinarily dangerous obvious to take up when you're an environment where there's nobody to spot you. Well the window rigged a wire about four feet off over maybe five feet off the floor across my bedroom here long bedroom slash office right. Let me I'm you know. I'm I'm so inspired by Nick. Will Linda Right who is at seventh generation of flying will lender? Let me know of. Yeah No. He's sevent- generalizable but who knows that it could. It could be eighth or ninth. We might have just lost the Rep. No he was seventh generation. The generations were shorter in the flying will end us. Now let me. Are you ready to get up on a tightrope? Yes I am I am going to get up on. This is a terrible idea. No it's going to be good. It's going to be good. Okay okay let me up. I was did you hear that sound? That was me something sound. Yeah all right. Let me try again. Okay Good Luck. Barry is this are kept ever. No no I've been working at this. Okay Gamut out a recent episode. We did establish that you have very brittle bones in fact do have brittle bones. You've got habits full of medicine for that. At this point I just landed on my head and that is particularly strong. Aren't gonNA try. Get this landing on the head thing. I think that this might be a clue as to why. You're you're pasta. Why I have the confusion maybe all right. Let me. Just try one more time. Okay here. Good luck good. Luck Bala Gentleman Honda tight rope. It's Paula poundstone are eight. I will now okay. Well you about Nick Linda. He right across steady Daddy. Three quarter inch wire careful wendy five. Don't look down twenty five door above Times Square did you. Whoa WHOA okay. I'm on the platform I made. Okay now wallow said thank you very much. Thank you come the other direction on. Come on no no no no no neck lend all see girl. Izawa on tight rope across. I am on Grand Canyon and across Niagara. Oh Wow okay wait let me just let me just try to that. Neither that that was another fall. Or you're talking about the famous Niagara Fuck. No no fell okay. I think I'm GONNA have one. Hell of a Bruce. Okay wait let me try one more time here. We go really ready really. Okay okay. Yeah most recently. Nick will end up walking across an active volcano. I remember this as he reached the N. P. Shutting. There is light at the end but the end. Okay yeah the tunnel for the hopeless Ta. Really what he yells. Yeah I just thought I thought it was an impressive feat. It is the I'm against you type of walking in your own home. I think it's dangerous but you know what we're talking about a real far. It's five feet and so far. I mean I've taken some false but I've been able to jump up and keep going and I'm hoping that's inspiring to people who are learning to knit or a language. Yeah I'm sure it is while we're talking about are on homes though. We are recording from her own homes. body Burns. We know that you're on that compound with the Horse. God and Tony Tony Anita Hill. Where are you? I'm just sitting at my desk in my in my kitchen area in my studio apartment. Okay what Tony Tony Anita Hill. I didn't realize that a studio apartment I do. You have a kitchen area and would have been an do you sleep in and out now. Tony would be polite to answer Mrs culpepper this unfortunately I do do not have an alcove. I SLEEP IN I. I've been more. It's more of a nutjob enough more than an alcove. It's culpepper look. I see a same list. You're not sleeping in a divot or ditch or a ditch. That is correct. That is who. Oh my gosh you know what I am so that that high wire stuff is hard and not just a falling but you you really have to engage your core and I'm not that close to my core right. It does have difficult and you guys. This is so important that I announced this at this time which is I know a lot of people thought that we would put this off because of the crisis but absolutely not I like to think of myself as the unsinkable polly pound we are still having the hundreds caller contest. Let's listen we are so no where we're hauling off in fact no we're not so keep those pounded because of the Corinthian. Its nose makes no difference whatsoever post avenue because I'm told no we're giving listeners. Hope are hundreds caller will receive any appliance from Roger. Federer's appliance store over on marine industry. And and also a chance to hang out with Adam after the game so I learned no more games. There will be games Adam. There will be games. There's a little temporary stay on the Games chases. There's going to be so many games is going to be annoying. God help us is the first time I've wished for sports not to return. Politial works for us this week. You know I do have a word. It's a LACUNA..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:43 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Welcome back oh you. Nobody's Paula any message. This week for the fans out there Adam as you know this is the part of the show where I usually point out the importance of growing our listening audience in order to be able to keep making our podcast and I often offer up some simple sample dialogue almost every show precisely in order to suggest to listeners how they might share with friends family coworkers and loved ones that they enjoy listening to nobody listens to Paula. Poundstone the comedy podcast. And let me say that. Although I've been resistant to the simple sample dialogue to this point over the last couple of weeks I've really come around to it and I'm really looking forward to today's dialogue. Oh well just a couple of weeks ago. My simple sample dialogue featured a listener. Who Am I invented? That created a board game called. Something doesn't seem right here. I remember a game of political consequences. Well guess what someone actually made the game. So let's play it. Oh I see in lieu of a simple sample. Have no simple simple all right. Well I GUESS. A game is an ample substitute. Let's play you start out by rolling the dice and you move your piece around the board and read. What's in the space you land on here in the center? There's a pile of red consequence cart and a pile of blue consequence cards. You pick from the blue pile after each move anti pick from the red pile and we do what the card say okay. The player who lands here at the center. I wins all right. Okay Start Okay. Sounds Fun okay? Do a okay landed on space there. Yeah here's my card Oh here hold hundreds of bills on your desk refusing to have the Senate debate them. I'll pick a red card. Move forward five spaces five spaces. Yeah Okay your turn okay and it goes to get to the end of this thing. Moving forward moving forward all the time. All right here we go. Papa wants twelve okay. Let's see what we got here. Four one two three four pass hundreds of bills in the House of representative which sit on Senate leader Republican Mitch. Mcconnell's desk get chided as do nothing. Democrats okay here's your pick a blue card. Okay move back three spaces okay. One two three. That is unfortunate for me. Sorry about that Three way ahead of me now get impeached for trying to extort Ukrainian president and subsequent cover-up red grapes. And you move forward six pieces well. That's unexpected and unfortunate for me but I'm feeling lucky my turn. Okay your turn look eight now. Yeah one two three four five six seven eight. Your wife wear shorts on a family vacation at the Grand Canyon. Well that's obviously innocuous pulled the Blue Card right. Yeah all right go back five spaces. Sh- wow bad luck for me all right about that. I wish I had to read. Stack occurred turning out. Yeah good now Okay Shit only two again. Wow you're not advancing and yet you're way ahead of me. Yeah you insist. You don't know. Two men indicted for funneling foreign money into your campaign multiple photos of you with them surface as well as recording of them telling you over dinner that the American Ambassador to Ukraine is making it difficult for them to run their oil business and your voice clearly telling a henchman to get rid of her four or five spaces wait. Is that what the Card said? Wow I win. What a great game? Our listeners are geniuses. I hope they're spreading the word about our podcast. Well well well that was A. That was a game rather than a simple sample dialogue. Yeah I just thought we should play the game since it actually got made by one of our listeners. Is that what happened? One of our listeners made the game yeah now. How is this helping? Spread the word about our podcast. It's not okay. Nobody's remember our email address again is nobody listens to Bala poundstone g mail dot and you can find me an atom on Instagram facebook and twitter. And you can find my remarkably soft try poly blend t shirts with a self portrait on the left breast and a memorable quote on the back at Paula poundstone dot com the brand new hall of Zone Dot Com. Yeah yeah is it's up. It's definitely right. That's our show everybody. Nobody listens poundstone hosted by Paula. Poundstone in yours. Truly Adam felber produced by Paula. Poundstone Adam felber bunny burns cameras ethnic and Tony Anita Hill. Welcome back Tony. We miss the Technical Direction by Ray Horsemen and mixing by Michael hoagie special. Thanks to tonight's house band. Tim Freeman Tim to and thanks to our guest Dr Oliver Free Goso and remember if you want those Kit Kat bars from Japan or anything else from Japan to OMG JAPAN DOT COM and type in slash polo for your ten percent. Discount transcription services for this show provided by transcribe me for your Special Paula. Poundstone discount use Code Paula. Poundstone when placing your order at transcribe dot com. That's our show for tonight. Won't somebody please listen to me? We had Bernie Sanders calling. Tonight is a very exciting.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

11:33 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"And we're back. Hey Paula is your brain is fried is mine is right now. Oh my Bonnie damaged my brain like the rest of that segment was a mess. Mike. I can't even tell you that I'm back to percent yet. It was. It was out of by experience rattled. Well no because at the time I was placed in a metal box and dropped off. A cliff was easier than what we just went through. I bet it's easier to stay on topic because you're only topic is metal by your topic is yeah exactly and there's nobody there to say you know. I go gold medal. Bach and it turns out that very interesting history two boxes. Do you know they were back in Ancient Egypt? Didn't them boxes either. Call them carries three years Adams to answer the phone. Answer the phone where we are in the home. Stretch of this podcast in my fall. Sent them one hundred callers. I told you is going to be popular contests and you enlist popular. It is low. Welcome nobody listens of Alabama's thank you not. You're caller number thirty one. Is this winning? Feinman Adam Witty rose fight but up. I know you're caller number thirty one. Jesus I just have to win out. It's important for you to. Why is it important for me? I have booked us to perform letters. Letters at the Herschel. Bernardi Community Theater in Huntington New York Herschel Bernardi Community Theater and hanging out after the game to rehearse. No well I I look bucket. Do you live near there yet. That's interesting because I actually I grew up on long island not far from Huntington. That's one of the first personal fiction. It's not really personal. I'm I'm sharing it with all of our audience. Thank you so much for in any. I have no intention of performing the play. Love letters with you at any theatre let alone one in Huntington. I'm not sure what you mean by that. I'm not going to do atom another reason that we do need to get together and I will call back because I would like to be the hundreds caller you don't have to hit also because I have made somebody that I really want to give you banana. Jam Panetta your favorite fruit. And I wanted to. I said that bananas are my favorite have. Never heard of such a thing. I look it up on the Internet. How did you make it? Winnie? Yeah and then. What did you do? End Up a bunch of bananas into a Jam Jar. No no not at all you have to go through processes straighter involved and don't want it out of your rejection of becoming very special to me. Oh good Lord really yes. I've recorded a lot of 'em why are they special to you? Because I am in fact rejecting you know and I wanNa tell you that. It's a kind of a pain that I carry deep in my heart. I it's been means a lot to me and I wanNA thank you so much for taking my call and I would really like to have this banana chip what to encourage all the. Nobody's to come to the Herschel. Bernardi Theater July ninth when Adam felber night we'll perform love letters. I WanNa thank you so much. If anybody still listening at this point and I frankly don't know why you would be. I will not be there July impact going to be very disappointed if you're not there. They're going to have to live with disappointment. Smell of Banana chairman your breath there won't be thinking let's just call it a night right now. I gotta ask Caldbeck anyways because you know the time when we hang out after the game is very important time. I am not going to happen and I don't think my wife would approve no stage. No it's not gonNA. It's not gonNA happen winning. My wife wouldn't approve of it and I love my wife a lot so So I I don't think I can do. It may have to replace you with Dr Bags. Replace Tom Hanks show me go ahead of the phone number for Roger Federer's because I know he was over there tonight go down. Yeah okay. It's time to go. It's good talking to you. Thank you very much. For adding another rejection to do this out with Brecca bracket paper hat and it's shaped like a cone and as Brecca PRAC- around the edges open and putting a ball. So I would like to have one that I would never wear a paper hat in Code Shave with brick bracken and hang holes tingle balls Bingo Hall. Jesus Great Spa Adam Adam once again. We're coming to the end of a show that has been so fun for us to make except for the part that just shut out of us and we're hoping that our listeners have enjoyed it to the streets. Podcast bill however are littered with podcast? That died because they didn't have enough listeners. Yes or they just overstayed their welcome. Yeah I can't imagine that the best way to spread the word about our podcast is by you. The listeners telling others that you have a good time listening to nobody listens to Paula. Poundstone the comedy podcast. Therefore most weeks. I have created a simple sample dialogue to guide listeners. In that conversation but Adam you have often felt that this technique may not be reaching enough people. I questioned this efficiency and I want you know I hear you so this week. Oh I have created a simple sample monologue to be used to address a crowd of potential new listeners. For example if you can possibly grab the microphone to the PA system at your local grocery store. Try this Oh here we go. This is interesting. Good afternoon shoppers. This week Brown's market is practically giving away. Kellogg's pop tarts. We've got to they have so many flavors they nearly take up a whole. I'll now I mean. Everybody loves the Brown. Sugar and cinnamon frosted in the strawberry or Blueberry Art. Bad Pinch but they've gotten carried away. There's Moore's flavored pop tarts. Jeez real. Some Moore's don't even taste that good. It's just fun to Melchett with fire some flavors. I never even heard of before. What's Hyman Burien? Who put sprinkles on it? What they're on sale. Now get them. Outta here also that kind of toilet paper with the bears that are always talking about how it doesn't stick to their butts. Go ahead take it. What kind of endorsement is that? Bears don't even use toilet paper if thinking real bears. They're animated. We'll guess what animated bears don't even boop so load up on that. I think you can get ely's half off. Shut the grocery store managers coming. Okay I gotTa tell you this quick I listen to. Nobody listens to Paula. Poundstone the comedy podcast and I love it. It's funny mostly but even when it isn't you learn something. Adam felber is on every show and Scott Francisco says it's a weekly cluster. Fuck for the soul. Don't buy the enquirer. It's part of the police state. Okay simple sample monologue. Yeah yeah this way here. We reach a bigger and I'm encouraging the listeners. When they goto course restored grab that. Pa and say this. Say this the exactly. This is a good idea is it? Yeah because it feels like you've probably alienated a lot of potential listeners. And possibly got taken off the microphone before you even get to the Paula poundstone part. No I said the Paula poundstone. You might not get to if you were listening to grabbing a microphone in a supermarket. Now you have to sound like you know Good afternoon shoppers. Sound like the person. Yeah but still once you like Hyman Berry. What's what's that. I guess what I'm asking but it's not a flavor pop flavored pop tart berry with sprinkles. Yes you know. I'm not even gonNA look that up. Paula. This is just going to go in. A vaguely nauseated. Fashion Body's GonNa look it up on our phone right there in. Krankl is looking at but you've got to present us a letter from a listener about it next week. The one that she writes. You know what really bugs me. She looks she looks happy over there. She's got a job. Well done dropped a bomb on our show and she top that Tony Anita Hill Jazz. What bugs me the most? She certainly has set the bar. High now complaining. Tony had all the meal blaming it on on Tony. Did you see the she just through somebody on a boat under a bus? She sees a picture. Tony need a whole just posted. She's wrestling an octopus. It's got like one of its legs wrapped around her neck and she's still having a better time than we are. All Right Dylan less danger. They we are to my soul. Nobody's remember email address. Nobody lives in tomorrow. Bounce down at gmail.com and you can find me and Adam un-integrate facebook and twitter and you can find my remarkably software poly blend t shirt with a self portrait on the left breast and a memorable quote on the back at Paula. Poundstone DOT COM try polly. It's the future that's our show everybody. Nobody listens poundstone is hosted by Paula. Poundstone and yours truly out of Bellevue produced by Paula. Poundstone Adams Elber Bonnie Burns Candles. And please come back Tony. Anita Hill Technical Direction by Ray Horsemen and mixing by hoagie special. Thanks to tonight's house band I am thanks to our guests. Dna her transcription services for our show. Provided by transcribe me for your Special Paula. Poundstone discount use Code Paula. Poundstone when placing your order at transcribe me dot com and on a sad note. I want to wish the best. We want to wish the best to our security muscle for the show. Tyler. Burke he's been with us for a long time. And he is moving onto greener pasture so to tyler the studio city. Behemoth Burke. Thank you so much. That's our show for tonight. Won't somebody please listen to me? We're not doing our. We think we are tyler. We're GONNA see man. Yeah Yeah it's not GonNa be the same so we're not going to have anybody who walked guest back and forth. I guess we could ask Roger Federer it just going to be out there fending for themselves. 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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:49 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Well. Bala has left the studio. I don't know if we're going to keep this part Ryan feel free to give me some accompaniment here because this is awkward. I should point out to our listeners. That another miracle that happens it's the bunny Burns's running late so there's been no extremist noise in the studio whatsoever and how Paula has left me alone here on the Mike and I just want to talk to everybody on this upcoming Valentine's Day Out there nobody's and he knew who I'm talking to yes you. You're looking awful good tonight right and I want you to have yourself the sweetest possible Valentine's Day I want you to light a fire. uh-huh sit yourself down in front of it. Say Hey Alexa play me some. Nobody listens to Paul poundstone him. mm-hmm Bala Champagne crack it open with somebody love favorite podcast love. Nobody listens to Paula. POUNDSTONE low you. Don't count the vocabulary song which let's be honest. I'm not really song at all. But here's a song from me to you. I feel so show show. I'm not going to sink. You Gentlemen I'm GonNa let you sing to me because that's how we roll here and nobody listens to Paula. Poundstone you make the songs we just play up into. Eat Up the time. Honestly don't know what to do all it never comes back then. The title of our show will come through and that'd be nobody listening to Paula poundstone. I'll let me check in with everybody. Who's here night ray horsemen? How you doing over there man Ray? Harrison's give two fingers up you might be told me to go fuck myself in England but we're not in England Tonight Ryan. You're sounding good good. How are you? He says it's pretty good but bumpy. What's going on? How's my Tony? Anita Hill doing all right and wait coming in here. Ladies and gentlemen to come in and make a noise while we're recording something. I'd like to welcome. Captain Apt Franko Bonnie Burns. We're actually taping Bonnie okay. Bonnie maybe to say to the microphone microphone. You're kind of breaking the mood here. Bonnie we're doing a Valentine's Day thing. There's a bag of garbage right in front of the gate and you have to pull the gate over the garbage. Heartbeats together okay. That's breaking my mood a little bit for me I. It's not really a Valentine's thing no it's not no happy happy. Valentine's save money all right. I'm starting to lose that reposed because having been alone here for a while now. I've got Bonnie Burns now. I've got Paula. Paula poundstone back. So that's all right so one more time. Happy Valentine's Day to all of you and welcome Walkabout Bowl. Hey my needed again Tony. Don't don't make it go too far away. We're still taping okay. Here's a bathroom. Keep the weight. Yeah wow this is. The mood is really shattered right now because we we really had a thing happening while you were gone and now you have such great news. What's that ready to hear this? Exactly what you said right before you have such great news. That clarity is working auto vocabulary song. What yeah I have a friend who has a friend and Cardi B. is working on a vocabulary song? I'm not sure sure I believe that it's true. Hello words you can't fuck with me. I don't dance now. I'm make word songs I don't gotTa Dance. I don't got a fuck that too because I know the word dip a toot have lapses Lingui imma pussy. I'm not that Fussy. Wow that was Cardi Yeah well you know if I was worried that Valentine's mood was shattered when Bonnie came in. Now we're done now. We're just absolutely done. Oh Oh boy yeah boy how how about that for a Valentine when did you. Did you hear that while you were out in the bathroom. No I got word like. I don't know yesterday yesterday. I didn't want to tell you guys who want to be surprised. And that was that was. That's part of you know. She sent me the beginning she rhymed pussy. Let's see with Fussy. Yeah that sounds like more of a poundstone thing where it looks the same on the page. So you'RE GONNA get us confused all the time. Okay so so I guess we could expect more of that in the low words. You can't fuck with me. Oh my God. Wow it's going to be so tell me that isn't gonNA shoot right to the title me. That isn't going to recur in another episode. No I'm so excited I don't know if she's going to come in and do it are. We are apparently. I WANNA see Cardi B.. If you're listening right now the beginning is fantastic. Thank you okay. Coming up. Vitkin Stein said philosophical problems can be compared to locks on safes which can be opened by dialing certain word or number so that no force can open the door until just this word has been hit upon and once it has hit upon any child can open it. We'll learn all about cracking open safe like a child when we return on and nobody listens to Paula poundstone..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

10:03 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"All right. You know what the Canadians for speak English as we do and and yet I still couldn't understand that so long. It's a national anthem. You get as far as Canada. Yeah I get that which is always seemed to me like kind of unenthusiastic into Oh Canada just almost like by the way and it. Yeah you know what I was thinking about the other day Pardon me it's similar in the back of my mind Canada. Oh Oh oh oh man. We're living yeah all right. So let's move on Tony. Why don't you tell us some stuff about Canada? Yeah we don't know enough. No one really knows a lot of no. I don't think no Canada is huge. Big largest country entry in the Western Hemisphere. It's three point. Eight five five million square miles and the only other country. That's larger than Canada is Russia Russia. I didn't realize that second largest country in the world by landmass. Yes you know what's weird. Maybe it's Canada that Sarah Palin was seeing out of her window well that's and she mistook it because they're both big. That's very possible. I think so because I don't think she was seeing Russia. No I in fact. Yeah if you look at what Cilla which is on a map. It's not close to Canada or Russia. Yeah but by. Then she was governor. She was an endless so she could have been anywhere she it was in the capital by then. She was in. The governor's mansion in Anchorage. I don't know the capital of Alaska. Juneau no no. I don't know she doesn't okay. We're GONNA take a victory lap on about Canada. Tony the Tony Tony Tony Anita Hill. Think it just simply tickled parallel. Tony I want to thank you by the way for knowing these Canadian facts but also for again wearing your Greek prep lows tonight. I'll come with Tom. Hanks Kelly come on the podcast. If Tony Wears her traditional Greek Piplo Senate we have us has territory on the podcast. That's not true. You have to wear your sweater and I will but like the thing is that he keeps adding insane demands. And they're not even that I should say that he keeps adding mundane demands but very specific and weird pettifoggers. You weren't forced me to ruby seventeen dressing grandma. Ruby's a team. That's good I. I don't think you're ever going to have to chuckle to him. Because I think his appearances a fiction fishing atom. He's somebody will look. I'm wearing my ruby seventeen dress my favorite dress to wear the captain love. How do you like my rupee? Seventeen dress because lovely lovely. Mrs Culpas. Thank you very much. That's making up for the cruelty that you've predicted to me. I didn't mean to predict any cruelty. I'd just forgotten that reminded me of the death of my husband which by the way. How does that look when you actually pass away from trial toxin? Well it's quite gory doubly sorry for bringing it up yes thank you. I thought it would be. It's sort of just stop breathing. Only Anita whole era saint attorney discipline. Canadian Canadian they have an apology act. Biology analogy yeah. It'd be legally you have to in Canada. No so they passed it in two thousand nine because Canadians are nice. People may tend to over apologize. The reason they passed that was to ensure that apologies could not be regarded as admissions of guilt or faults for insurance purposes or in a court of law so just because everybody everybody be able to soothe everybody in Canada. Sorry because sorry sorry. Yeah they're known for being nice. Yeah always always apology. I apologize when something isn't even. I apologize before I think through whether it was my fault or not. I've done that. Yeah because they do Improv. We think the first thing that comes to your head which was what the apartment parliament. The apartment Canada's lowest recorded temperature is cold As Mars it got to negative eighty one point four degrees Fahrenheit in the small village of Snag Yukon on February Third Nineteen forty seven and and. That's roughly the same temperature as the surface of Mars. Yes but my guess is in Snag Yukon. You get cable How good it makes it much better then Mars cable? That's just my guess that was in February of one thousand nine hundred forty seven. Thermometers back then you do dance Obama's in one thousand nine hundred forty seven. I didn't know that. When did you think they're Mamata? Mamata was invented. I don't know I really thought about it. Maybe around my birth right. Yeah Hey girl and and we have to know how it seems like a hot girl. She seems hot. We just have no way of measuring the doctors get some mercury and put in Nick. Glass thing we'll calibrated. Well calibrated burst boiling some water and then freezing some water. Uh We'll arbitrary mark those those degrees on mercury to how they did it. That's how you well. That's that's how the the centigrade system the Celsius system is zero degrees where water freezes degrees. Water boils here are have to tell me that. I don't. I chose to Fahrenheit Fahrenheit. Think it's two hundred twelve and Fahrenheit and thirty degrees is the freedom which may just a stupid system. Yeah yeah well this has been the corner that fell Tony Underwood corner with Adam. FELBER regular section of our. Show the village of Snag Yukon on the hot she was February third. Nineteen forty seven. So if you're thinking about going to to snag Yukon don't go in nine hundred forty four February thirteenth forty-seven because it's really fucking cold that day. Now that's what I would do. Canada there are ten provinces. I didn't know that right now. Are they like states. They are super big most of them. Yeah there're the many people in each one right now because as you get up north you know because it's just like negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit so people don't populate the area there's not a lot of people is we got no listeners in Snag Yukon off to do some research on your listener in Snag Yukon Just write into us. That's a nobody. Listens to Paula. POUNDSTONE gmail.com g mail is Internet thing. Yeah then probably can't because properties in their asses asses off their their hands are frozen will get emails his Bir- They can't type can't type in that kind of cold. Yeah probably not. Yeah and they're wearing mittens. That's why nobody writes to us from Mars can't do it. It's negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit. That's one of the reasons wealth. Tony Anita Hill. Thank Canada around the world. Dan talked all right now. Paulie you have been struggling to find a short distinct the way to describe our podcast. I really have. I am not good at it at all. You know when I do a radio interview do one. Yeah they'll say like Oh you know so you have a podcast. Glad guests go. Yeah I do I think nobody listens to postpone I and then they go and well. It's it's a podcast cashed and it's a comedy podcast. You learn some stuff but it's me and my partner Adam felber and then golden up partners like dad but me and my partner on them felber and a the people who have information to share and sometimes Tony Anita Hall Explains About Canada. And you know there's six six provinces in there like states devolve very elegant woman and yet when you try to describe our podcast you become sort of a fun fring teenager I do. I become suffering teenager when I try to describe. We've done is we've asked our listeners. Send US their brief descriptions of nobody listens to all a balanced on. Yes I mean. We've received some great ones. Let's share today. Here's how dominic from Tucson describes our show Tucson Tucson. Thank you a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole that is Paula poundstone mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself very poetry. It's not the kind of thing to you could say on a radio show. Let me try it. Go ahead say so Paula. Tell me about your podcast well. It's a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole. It is my mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself corrected. Yeah I I can do pretty good Adam. Sonja Buckley had disciplined. It's like car talk without the car. Talk also Adam felber zone every show but that is a good point. No it isn't believe we're still doing this here here here. We are in the year twenty twenty. And we're still doing that. Twenty nineteen thing where the the only thing listeners can think to say about me on the show is that I'm on it all the time as a high praise Adam Hyde as as not. It's better victories. That come from somebody's theme selling yes. I can't think this somebody some somebody called.

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

10:03 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"All right. You know what the Canadians for speak English as we do and and yet I still couldn't understand that so long. It's a national anthem. You get as far as Canada. Yeah I get that which is always seemed to me like kind of unenthusiastic into Oh Canada just almost like by the way and it. Yeah you know what I was thinking about the other day Pardon me it's similar in the back of my mind Canada. Oh Oh oh oh man. We're living yeah all right. So let's move on Tony. Why don't you tell us some stuff about Canada? Yeah we don't know enough. No one really knows a lot of no. I don't think no Canada is huge. Big largest country entry in the Western Hemisphere. It's three point. Eight five five million square miles and the only other country. That's larger than Canada is Russia Russia. I didn't realize that second largest country in the world by landmass. Yes you know what's weird. Maybe it's Canada that Sarah Palin was seeing out of her window well that's and she mistook it because they're both big. That's very possible. I think so because I don't think she was seeing Russia. No I in fact. Yeah if you look at what Cilla which is on a map. It's not close to Canada or Russia. Yeah but by. Then she was governor. She was an endless so she could have been anywhere she it was in the capital by then. She was in. The governor's mansion in Anchorage. I don't know the capital of Alaska. Juneau no no. I don't know she doesn't okay. We're GONNA take a victory lap on about Canada. Tony the Tony Tony Tony Anita Hill. Think it just simply tickled parallel. Tony I want to thank you by the way for knowing these Canadian facts but also for again wearing your Greek prep lows tonight. I'll come with Tom. Hanks Kelly come on the podcast. If Tony Wears her traditional Greek Piplo Senate we have us has territory on the podcast. That's not true. You have to wear your sweater and I will but like the thing is that he keeps adding insane demands. And they're not even that I should say that he keeps adding mundane demands but very specific and weird pettifoggers. You weren't forced me to ruby seventeen dressing grandma. Ruby's a team. That's good I. I don't think you're ever going to have to chuckle to him. Because I think his appearances a fiction fishing atom. He's somebody will look. I'm wearing my ruby seventeen dress my favorite dress to wear the captain love. How do you like my rupee? Seventeen dress because lovely lovely. Mrs Culpas. Thank you very much. That's making up for the cruelty that you've predicted to me. I didn't mean to predict any cruelty. I'd just forgotten that reminded me of the death of my husband which by the way. How does that look when you actually pass away from trial toxin? Well it's quite gory doubly sorry for bringing it up yes thank you. I thought it would be. It's sort of just stop breathing. Only Anita whole era saint attorney discipline. Canadian Canadian they have an apology act. Biology analogy yeah. It'd be legally you have to in Canada. No so they passed it in two thousand nine because Canadians are nice. People may tend to over apologize. The reason they passed that was to ensure that apologies could not be regarded as admissions of guilt or faults for insurance purposes or in a court of law so just because everybody everybody be able to soothe everybody in Canada. Sorry because sorry sorry. Yeah they're known for being nice. Yeah always always apology. I apologize when something isn't even. I apologize before I think through whether it was my fault or not. I've done that. Yeah because they do Improv. We think the first thing that comes to your head which was what the apartment parliament. The apartment Canada's lowest recorded temperature is cold As Mars it got to negative eighty one point four degrees Fahrenheit in the small village of Snag Yukon on February Third Nineteen forty seven and and. That's roughly the same temperature as the surface of Mars. Yes but my guess is in Snag Yukon. You get cable How good it makes it much better then Mars cable? That's just my guess that was in February of one thousand nine hundred forty seven. Thermometers back then you do dance Obama's in one thousand nine hundred forty seven. I didn't know that. When did you think they're Mamata? Mamata was invented. I don't know I really thought about it. Maybe around my birth right. Yeah Hey girl and and we have to know how it seems like a hot girl. She seems hot. We just have no way of measuring the doctors get some mercury and put in Nick. Glass thing we'll calibrated. Well calibrated burst boiling some water and then freezing some water. Uh We'll arbitrary mark those those degrees on mercury to how they did it. That's how you well. That's that's how the the centigrade system the Celsius system is zero degrees where water freezes degrees. Water boils here are have to tell me that. I don't. I chose to Fahrenheit Fahrenheit. Think it's two hundred twelve and Fahrenheit and thirty degrees is the freedom which may just a stupid system. Yeah yeah well this has been the corner that fell Tony Underwood corner with Adam. FELBER regular section of our. Show the village of Snag Yukon on the hot she was February third. Nineteen forty seven. So if you're thinking about going to to snag Yukon don't go in nine hundred forty four February thirteenth forty-seven because it's really fucking cold that day. Now that's what I would do. Canada there are ten provinces. I didn't know that right now. Are they like states. They are super big most of them. Yeah there're the many people in each one right now because as you get up north you know because it's just like negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit so people don't populate the area there's not a lot of people is we got no listeners in Snag Yukon off to do some research on your listener in Snag Yukon Just write into us. That's a nobody. Listens to Paula. POUNDSTONE gmail.com g mail is Internet thing. Yeah then probably can't because properties in their asses asses off their their hands are frozen will get emails his Bir- They can't type can't type in that kind of cold. Yeah probably not. Yeah and they're wearing mittens. That's why nobody writes to us from Mars can't do it. It's negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit. That's one of the reasons wealth. Tony Anita Hill. Thank Canada around the world. Dan talked all right now. Paulie you have been struggling to find a short distinct the way to describe our podcast. I really have. I am not good at it at all. You know when I do a radio interview do one. Yeah they'll say like Oh you know so you have a podcast. Glad guests go. Yeah I do I think nobody listens to postpone I and then they go and well. It's it's a podcast cashed and it's a comedy podcast. You learn some stuff but it's me and my partner Adam felber and then golden up partners like dad but me and my partner on them felber and a the people who have information to share and sometimes Tony Anita Hall Explains About Canada. And you know there's six six provinces in there like states devolve very elegant woman and yet when you try to describe our podcast you become sort of a fun fring teenager I do. I become suffering teenager when I try to describe. We've done is we've asked our listeners. Send US their brief descriptions of nobody listens to all a balanced on. Yes I mean. We've received some great ones. Let's share today. Here's how dominic from Tucson describes our show Tucson Tucson. Thank you a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole that is Paula poundstone mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself very poetry. It's not the kind of thing to you could say on a radio show. Let me try it. Go ahead say so Paula. Tell me about your podcast well. It's a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole. It is my mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself corrected. Yeah I I can do pretty good Adam. Sonja Buckley had disciplined. It's like car talk without the car. Talk also Adam felber zone every show but that is a good point. No it isn't believe we're still doing this here here here. We are in the year twenty twenty. And we're still doing that. Twenty nineteen thing where the the only thing listeners can think to say about me on the show is that I'm on it all the time as a high praise Adam Hyde as as not. It's better victories. That come from somebody's theme selling yes. I can't think this somebody some somebody called.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

10:03 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"All right. You know what the Canadians for speak English as we do and and yet I still couldn't understand that so long. It's a national anthem. You get as far as Canada. Yeah I get that which is always seemed to me like kind of unenthusiastic into Oh Canada just almost like by the way and it. Yeah you know what I was thinking about the other day Pardon me it's similar in the back of my mind Canada. Oh Oh oh oh man. We're living yeah all right. So let's move on Tony. Why don't you tell us some stuff about Canada? Yeah we don't know enough. No one really knows a lot of no. I don't think no Canada is huge. Big largest country entry in the Western Hemisphere. It's three point. Eight five five million square miles and the only other country. That's larger than Canada is Russia Russia. I didn't realize that second largest country in the world by landmass. Yes you know what's weird. Maybe it's Canada that Sarah Palin was seeing out of her window well that's and she mistook it because they're both big. That's very possible. I think so because I don't think she was seeing Russia. No I in fact. Yeah if you look at what Cilla which is on a map. It's not close to Canada or Russia. Yeah but by. Then she was governor. She was an endless so she could have been anywhere she it was in the capital by then. She was in. The governor's mansion in Anchorage. I don't know the capital of Alaska. Juneau no no. I don't know she doesn't okay. We're GONNA take a victory lap on about Canada. Tony the Tony Tony Tony Anita Hill. Think it just simply tickled parallel. Tony I want to thank you by the way for knowing these Canadian facts but also for again wearing your Greek prep lows tonight. I'll come with Tom. Hanks Kelly come on the podcast. If Tony Wears her traditional Greek Piplo Senate we have us has territory on the podcast. That's not true. You have to wear your sweater and I will but like the thing is that he keeps adding insane demands. And they're not even that I should say that he keeps adding mundane demands but very specific and weird pettifoggers. You weren't forced me to ruby seventeen dressing grandma. Ruby's a team. That's good I. I don't think you're ever going to have to chuckle to him. Because I think his appearances a fiction fishing atom. He's somebody will look. I'm wearing my ruby seventeen dress my favorite dress to wear the captain love. How do you like my rupee? Seventeen dress because lovely lovely. Mrs Culpas. Thank you very much. That's making up for the cruelty that you've predicted to me. I didn't mean to predict any cruelty. I'd just forgotten that reminded me of the death of my husband which by the way. How does that look when you actually pass away from trial toxin? Well it's quite gory doubly sorry for bringing it up yes thank you. I thought it would be. It's sort of just stop breathing. Only Anita whole era saint attorney discipline. Canadian Canadian they have an apology act. Biology analogy yeah. It'd be legally you have to in Canada. No so they passed it in two thousand nine because Canadians are nice. People may tend to over apologize. The reason they passed that was to ensure that apologies could not be regarded as admissions of guilt or faults for insurance purposes or in a court of law so just because everybody everybody be able to soothe everybody in Canada. Sorry because sorry sorry. Yeah they're known for being nice. Yeah always always apology. I apologize when something isn't even. I apologize before I think through whether it was my fault or not. I've done that. Yeah because they do Improv. We think the first thing that comes to your head which was what the apartment parliament. The apartment Canada's lowest recorded temperature is cold As Mars it got to negative eighty one point four degrees Fahrenheit in the small village of Snag Yukon on February Third Nineteen forty seven and and. That's roughly the same temperature as the surface of Mars. Yes but my guess is in Snag Yukon. You get cable How good it makes it much better then Mars cable? That's just my guess that was in February of one thousand nine hundred forty seven. Thermometers back then you do dance Obama's in one thousand nine hundred forty seven. I didn't know that. When did you think they're Mamata? Mamata was invented. I don't know I really thought about it. Maybe around my birth right. Yeah Hey girl and and we have to know how it seems like a hot girl. She seems hot. We just have no way of measuring the doctors get some mercury and put in Nick. Glass thing we'll calibrated. Well calibrated burst boiling some water and then freezing some water. Uh We'll arbitrary mark those those degrees on mercury to how they did it. That's how you well. That's that's how the the centigrade system the Celsius system is zero degrees where water freezes degrees. Water boils here are have to tell me that. I don't. I chose to Fahrenheit Fahrenheit. Think it's two hundred twelve and Fahrenheit and thirty degrees is the freedom which may just a stupid system. Yeah yeah well this has been the corner that fell Tony Underwood corner with Adam. FELBER regular section of our. Show the village of Snag Yukon on the hot she was February third. Nineteen forty seven. So if you're thinking about going to to snag Yukon don't go in nine hundred forty four February thirteenth forty-seven because it's really fucking cold that day. Now that's what I would do. Canada there are ten provinces. I didn't know that right now. Are they like states. They are super big most of them. Yeah there're the many people in each one right now because as you get up north you know because it's just like negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit so people don't populate the area there's not a lot of people is we got no listeners in Snag Yukon off to do some research on your listener in Snag Yukon Just write into us. That's a nobody. Listens to Paula. POUNDSTONE gmail.com g mail is Internet thing. Yeah then probably can't because properties in their asses asses off their their hands are frozen will get emails his Bir- They can't type can't type in that kind of cold. Yeah probably not. Yeah and they're wearing mittens. That's why nobody writes to us from Mars can't do it. It's negative eighty one point four Fahrenheit. That's one of the reasons wealth. Tony Anita Hill. Thank Canada around the world. Dan talked all right now. Paulie you have been struggling to find a short distinct the way to describe our podcast. I really have. I am not good at it at all. You know when I do a radio interview do one. Yeah they'll say like Oh you know so you have a podcast. Glad guests go. Yeah I do I think nobody listens to postpone I and then they go and well. It's it's a podcast cashed and it's a comedy podcast. You learn some stuff but it's me and my partner Adam felber and then golden up partners like dad but me and my partner on them felber and a the people who have information to share and sometimes Tony Anita Hall Explains About Canada. And you know there's six six provinces in there like states devolve very elegant woman and yet when you try to describe our podcast you become sort of a fun fring teenager I do. I become suffering teenager when I try to describe. We've done is we've asked our listeners. Send US their brief descriptions of nobody listens to all a balanced on. Yes I mean. We've received some great ones. Let's share today. Here's how dominic from Tucson describes our show Tucson Tucson. Thank you a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole that is Paula poundstone mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself very poetry. It's not the kind of thing to you could say on a radio show. Let me try it. Go ahead say so Paula. Tell me about your podcast well. It's a meandering chaotic trip. Down the rabbit hole. It is my mind seemingly pointless but oddly satisfying much like life itself corrected. Yeah I I can do pretty good Adam. Sonja Buckley had disciplined. It's like car talk without the car. Talk also Adam felber zone every show but that is a good point. No it isn't believe we're still doing this here here here. We are in the year twenty twenty. And we're still doing that. Twenty nineteen thing where the the only thing listeners can think to say about me on the show is that I'm on it all the time as a high praise Adam Hyde as as not. It's better victories. That come from somebody's theme selling yes. I can't think this somebody some somebody called.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:23 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Paula breaking news. WE ARE HOT IN CLEVELAND IN POLAND. We might be in Cleveland to but but it's kind of big news because we've jumped one hundred thirty spots to rise up to number one thousand nine hundred on their comedy podcast charts so we had tony. Anita look into this yes and and it turns out that comes to two hundred and twenty-five downloads which is a lot for people who speak Polish over the course of months. Yeah that's a lot for us. Yeah Yeah we we saw. We were killing in Moldova. And it turned out we had like three listeners. Right Yeah L.. Police Know Moldova. We really take. Let's bring Tony Anita Hill up to the up to the microphone. Customarily do when we get hot and some other countries for our salute to Poland Twenty You're Greek pep lows tonight. Because Tom Hanks who isn't here. Thank you with Tom. Hanks insisted that she wear her Greek Greek Pep los in order for him to show up but normally she'll be wearing the traditional when representing success in Poland the traditional Polish woman's dress a white blouse with embroidery of black vest with adornments of full skirt with floral pattern an apron a head dress and boots and a red coral beated prepared to sail off the top of your head. Well you know the other thing. Is that the way we're providing. These costumes is with the help. From Scott. Got Friends. Franciscus our benefactor non again no. He's not he's winner bar of hotels soap that Tony got you bring up. Tony's worst moment the moment by we have a letter speak yet. Adam answered the phone the phone the phone. I don't WanNa fall really. Don't want to answer the phone. Hello it's me but who define yeah. I can't believe I got through on the phone to you. Feinman beginning my cards. I have not I made for you special. Did you know just his love you so much. I know you're on every show but still I have it in tiny attack sometimes thinking that you're not going to be all the show uh-huh you so much the pitcher I painted of us. I'M GONNA breathe every time you shea out of me. Part of me just melts. I just want you to love you so much. This is uncomfortable. I'm going to ask you. What other callers? When he how tall in a pre-tape podcast when he was busy I important to me when he sounded on erotic side? I'm wondering how you got our phone number and how you called. Wow we're recording. I just been calling and calling. Are you recording now by calling in college. It's so important to me because I love you. Shaw winning a little uncomfortable. It's a little uncomfortable out. Okay thank you tomato. Please don't please say I have this picture that I pay over. You said something about having to go go now okay. That's good okay by winning. I wow what was that about she boy you you really knock our socks I am. You know I mean I like you but that is power. That was a little much made me as I said uncomfortable so Tony. What can you tell us about poll? Oh Yeah. Let's learn all about Poland. College in Poland is free. If you're a Polish citizen you can attend a state run university without paying Hewish what is it Bernie Sanders land. I'd love that's fantastic. ZANDER's has been talking about that. You know about Poland. Now we're not about polling about making college tuition free. He always says coast tuition ought to be free. He says exhibit. Yeah she'll be free thing he says like I failed so the Polish muddle of secondary education. Brand thing I know is that as of two thousand eleven. They had a ninety nine point seven literacy rate so they read the Mullahs report. Maybe it's because they go to college for free there. What else can you tell us about this wonderful land before politics factoid? Buying an even number flowers for funerals is considered a Faux Pas. A Faux Faux Pas. Didn't we have a vocabulary word. That also a solipsism berry taste just re back into your pocket. Maybe we don't need need. The stupid swings says social. It's doubt is just the weirdest thing all right so you have somebody died. That's close to you and your morning. You know you cry your weeping somebody kindly gives you flowers and then you go home betty. It doesn't just weird. That is just plain weird is a little weird it all anybody brings me anything in that to be a prime number of those things. Yeah I'm telling you that somebody died. Somebody died and I'm Paul Somebody namer example. Captain would've never clued to me you to count given during our period of mooning were there. Many flowers sent Mrs culpepper Gordon. Flowers as you look out talk he kept him culpable beloved beloved man branch of the service did captain culpepper serving the all important branch of the service. Okay branches a Kevin. culpepper was in the army. He was in the army he was. He wasn't kept. That's correct okay. That's interesting. Yeah that's right. Did you ever fight in Poland. If that's absurd no we did not find Poland. I don't know whether that would be absurd but anyway Tony. What else you got for us on the hot seat? Poland is the ninth largest country in Europe both in terms of population and territory. It's bigger than Italy and the UK combined separately. Oh well that's good though in terms of population and territory because you know if you have a lot of people but a small territory you get you people fucking with one another you know what I mean like purposely giving an even number of flowers at people's funerals and stuff because they're just they're annoyed as crowding they. Just don't get along beautiful now. I understand you a little bit of the Polish National Anthem. If we can have we don't have to ask a question. What industries come from phone? Does anybody know because I looked up their industry they don't even make polls. That was weird. That's not weird. I mean they. They're missing some branding opportunities to you'd think with the popularity of pole dancing and all you have a point but our polls that profitable. It seems like you put in one Paul in a lot of people dance on it. Well Yeah but depends are used for lots and lots of things. I just don't know I don't know about that. Yeah you know us for fencing and stuff. There's a Lotta poll in our in our basement I was forever wack in my head on it even though I don't think that's where it was therefore okay so no I guess we don't know much about the industries. Do you wanNA enlighten US Paula. No that's I don't know much about the industry's what are the main industries in Poland Tonio. All right let's play the national anthem. I requested that the name of the national anthem is Poland is not yet lost. Oh Oh it's kind of it is depressing shit right bear. Oh the original name was where's Poland. uh-huh not yet lost. Just so pessimistic Downer here. It's cheery mark.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

04:43 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Know. Oh all right so so back to the the issue of these calls are starting to really get to Paulie guy. You're popular guy. Carry that phone with you. It's going to ring. Yeah all right so I have a song and you're right. My skills are limited and so we asked our listeners. You you know. Why don't you take all our vocabulary? Put Him in a song. The will you've been doing with their themes and submit them to play on the show. It'll be a little bit like like our theme song contest and nobody has anything and partly because it is challenging very hard thing to do. There's a bigger reason though. We have to know what the former of vocabulary words where exactly we. We didn't give them that. Yeah so basically. We were asking do us a favor. Listen to all existing sixty one episodes of nobody listened to Paula. poundstone pull the vocabulary word out of each. If we were doing vocabulary words that point and then write a song and I feel like that was too high a bar even a listener has to make some effort Adam. Yeah no I think. I think they've done quite enough for us to be honest with you and all they're getting return. A bar of fresh signed hotel soap. Yeah by the way. We sent a bar of fresh hotel soap to listeners covering citizen Tony Anita Hill is usually does everything right. She's fantastic but she actually came posted to any paid for it and since then. He has been our benefactor. He has not paid for everything he really wanted. You know the Blumenthal who that come from. I'm guessing Tonio Daddy. Daddy bet you'll get the receipt. Johnny Johnny War Scott came from. Yeah I want to thank you so much see. Francis don't want to argue about that what I want to tell our listeners is that we have done you a service rather Tony Anita Hall has and if you were to look on our facebook page right now. Yeah we'll see the whole it's a whole list of vocabulary words. You don't have to use them on the song but we've just made it easier for you so what I've been doing since I began writing the vocabulary words songs every week. I just add on the the new word and it goes something like this. This week's word is program meaning disgrace. A reproach arising from conduct considered urge shameful. Last week's word was clack when I think back to noun meaning individual group hired to applaud performance as in Theater the week before that the word which horror loge. It's timepiece a clock watcher hourglass the week before that the word was probably did he a noun meaning moral excellence integrity. The week before that we had new Qatari. It's an adjective that means inconsequential worthless. Sludge having no force in operative Adam didn't think it was the right word to describe. The incorrectly prescribed antibiotic for my bladder infection action. But I did I did. I did stake you take very much. That's a smattering. I was GONNA ask laundry in the next few the up on that. I bet that really sealed. I want to introduce a new word Amorphous Amorphous. There is simply no shape or recognizable repeatable melody tonight. Watch this. This week's Word is opprobrium. Yeah that's about as far as you know and then the end I that kids. That's the only replicable part of your song. No that's not true to after my song is when I had a conversation with a captain. Critical my manager Buddy Burns. Yes she suggested that I I try something more reggae with it. I was on that conversation. I thought your answer was great. Remember your answer was no what did I say you said. I do not have the desire or ability to do that. Funding and so it will not be doing that under that. Stop her own. Oh No no if we were to bring it into Mike Right now and don't even think about getting up. Bonnie she would say I think it would be a pretty good idea. You know the kids the kids correct and maybe you should make a reggae song out of it. No words no cry. That's pretty much as far as you can go with that all right listeners. If you want to send us that vocabulary song we're nobody listens to all the poundstone gmail.com coming up in his book. The doll wrote don't Gobble funk around with Word Sorry Arabia Gee we're going to be doing some real gobble fucking with words when we return on. Nobody listens to follow poundstone..

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:41 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Shay Yeah really and there's no deny that anyway I am happy to report that maybe that truck wasn't going to your house but right here in my hand I closed on Faro's bats zip here that's not a real check though well there's a problem right there the frontier communications I wouldn't try to catch that either you'd get drought look at oh my gosh it's a sizable place mat what was I thinking I don't know what you know what legitimately hits Living La Vida loca what is that Ricky Martin Nobody Remembers Him Captain Gregory who shouldn't be talking is mocking the idea that there was a song called oak he remembers it used to dance to it. Don't ask her I've inviting her to shut up call nineties pop has oh it's got salt and pepper featuring in vogue what a man I think that's a fantastic song by the way bill give devos hit poison this is this is for reels do you I don since in Bob wait this is Britney spears baby one more time you mentioned this this one way in a factor oh yeah I could I could do without hearing that ever again this one the baby is older and here you go Paula found to me yeah I found the main attraction its tracks phone and for Alcatel my flip track phone here's your flip phone oh this is like us after we want you to report on your experiences but I'm going to caution you Paula yes don't actually start week till you get your money yeah that's a good idea communications if you focus on this mission yeah to not use I flip phone following a notebook I love notebook there you go to gave you one and they gave you an address book they're expecting you to be very productive during this and they gave you a frontier communications blank book Oh that's really Nice slink book aligned blank I love those it says don't go it alone is that they're slow good morning we've talked shit about them that they they're warning you're not to go out with here it says stay away from the your doors and windows wait a minute here's the next it's a horse head frontier communications headphones Oh these are what are they what do they call two ear buds the airports don't believe in them I believe I believe they exist I know here is your twenty dollars basic phone card for your track phone this is this is the money I'm John Wayne just twenty dollars a call oh so they're paying for twenty dollars worth of calls yeah sixty minutes and as soon as you get there they were giving me a sixty minute phone thing I know is ever a conversation with you less than less than three hours right exactly this is just taunting it is you're you're almost Assistant Bonnie Burns which is what I want to move onto now yes swell thank you very much by the way I've read communications here communications point we've given him so much free advertising that they as far as I consider that advertising well we did tell them to themselves if you times I don't know if that part was talked about their service yeah we'll find out we'll find out with a smartphone for a week and I'm going to use their book to keep a journal about how it goes okay good good good journal Journal it up now while wait Tony Anita Hill is giving me some late breaking news oh there's a card do you want to read it or should I read it let me see it's from Karen Klatch Oh yes she was a frontier communications. Pr Person That that what's his name Heavier Mendoza Bu- busters down to and he thought he could get rid of why we've we've been announcing her name wrong she makes clear Tony Paula and team your team I guess out of Jesus Christ Karen really I apologize again for the miscommunication I hope you enjoy the swag bag also your fucking savage why are you gotta do my last name dirty like that it's Karen crash she says here it's pronounced walk that's better kwok all right Karen clock guarantee you wish for yeah easier to include in a song I'll say and she says.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:46 min | 1 year ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"The quote unquote improved recipe butter fingers wrestle livid about the you're producing rap single about yes A._M.. Megan rap song about hard at work on but that but if it's it's it's no longer considered new and therefore they took the red corner off the the banner saying new recipe right and now it's Shitty butterfinger so now you can't tell the old old butter fingers right from the new new buddy bite into it yeah devil. We were tape here. We were taping some sound effects here. The other day I was opening these. He's little ones and eating them and it didn't even occur to me. I started thinking well. Maybe I'm getting sick who sang some sound effects taping some sound effects of the of opening the the central that you're making the rap song. Yeah was J deal here with you. He was not just me an amazing doing like studio sessions on this repeated studio sessions doing studio sessions. I'm you know where jamming and I done dub something. I did something that U.. Dub Step was captain crackle. Just yell dubbed step which is a pro absolutely not isn't thanking playing dance dance moves. This is just so I did not doing anyway yeah I will. I will reveal to you the names of the impressive array of rap <hes> producers and singers I've been working with. I'm really looking forward to it but I do want to get to important facts about butter fingers out to our listeners number one listener David Renteria emptied a vending machine at his office in Florida of original butter fingers and mail them to US overnight package cost him a fortune. Wow you know he didn't have to pay a fortune because we have a guy who we sent a soap to what was his name Tony Scott Francis Scott insist because we sent him a soap because of a one are contest about describing the show sickly compellingly and apparently the soap that we sent him showed up postage due. Oh yes because Tony Anita Hill stuff this open to an envelope hoping to get away with and so that has been saving the production so much money and so now we're just turning to Scott anytime we're sort of inner predicament with your turning the Scott but he's not paying for thank no. He's really not paying for this whole. God damned setup here okay He. Did you see that mattress across the street tonight. There was leaning on the building. Yes Scott but that did he. I hope he didn't pay a lot for given given the bloodstains and whatnot yeah that's extra that's all right well. He did send you a lot of butterfinger really appreciate it and then you some soap way Fleiss backs and so when I have eaten any ice packs I know the butterfinger right autumn. Do not ingest when you see something like that. You always wonder like who did they feel. They had to write. Do Not Ingest an ice pack that was sent as part of packaging for and it turns out. I'm sitting right across from no I was in point of fact asking about the butter. Fingers sure didn't sound like not based on where you put that Com. I'm going to withdraw the question. Also Bonnie Burns captain crinkle over there rankle got a recipe for the original butter fingers and we'll try to make them for a future show should bring them in next week that says for taste test. I'm not holding my breath for that because I fear some kitchen disasters might be in the offing but <hes> yeah I would. She got a recipe and she's going to make original butterfinger for you. She often doesn't hear the crackling sounds she's she's making so I sort of pitcher. The candy new get bubbling up inside a pan and her not here on smoke alarm certainly looking forward to that but we've got another food issue that's come them up and it involves the Moldovan National Dish Malaita Yeah. We're a highly rated podcast in Moldova for some reason they let us and we did a profile the country and we referred to the national dish of Mama League and likened it to Porridge <hes> what seems perfectly okay yeah but a listener in Romania then wrote into say no. It's more like Polenta or fruit loops. Nobody said that it's a little bit like you said that and then when lawyer Thomas Lens was here he said a Moldovan friend of his and his dad had traveled through the American South AAC grits and said that grits tasted just like Mama legal privately. Thomas Lens told me that they were like fruit of he didn't so we're going to do a taste test tonight. Divine out just what Mama League really tastes like Lente grits or fruit loops because you wanted to throw that in there and we've invited your agent Josh to join his taste test. Oh my gosh boy. He's got a lot of free time yeah my agent Josh by WHO got us this deal with maximum some fun yeah and what a deal it is. I want him to go back in there and open up that deal again and if we get invited to their Max Fun Convention next year 'cause I gotTa tell you we didn't get invited. Josh negotiated a hard deal where I paid for absolutely everything. Apparently we had them over a barrel over to pay for Shit. Josh got a little bit confused just before it went into the meeting to what happened was they said to I am no we'd like to pay her and he said no way gator. Leave it yeah exactly he's Josh who spends he keeps. The heart of the art of the bill under is pillow so yeah come Josh No that maximum fund had like a retreat of some sort where they talked about ideas and I don't know Max von called the Max Fund Khan and boy the word con certain into emergency were invited to the Max Fun Con just not the fun one and but we weren't invited Josh instead they made extra ten space for John Hudson who apparently Hud's monier who runs a fine funny podcast by the way excellent podcast and Jesse Thorn Thorne who still upset that when he was on our show. I said I asked if the thornbirds was about his family. Oh that might have been in. I think that's where the social damage was done. We weren't invited and instead John Hodgman got a really big tent and every morning Jesse thornbirds would tap on his ten day. Your coffee is ready. Mr Hodgman and fairness Jesse is on John's podcast yeah and John hodgman would say sleepily from his resting place on a inflatable. Inflatable mattress he would say is anybody from nobody listens to Paula poundstone out there and Jesse thornburgh would say no sir and then how I didn't know John Hated us. I've met him. He seemed like a very nice guy years ago yeah well. That's the thing okay friends with Peter to hasn't he was years ago. Okay it may well be that Thomas Coin was in one of those tents yeah. That's how bad the breach between our show and maximum fun Israel. You wouldn't even call and tell Ooh he probably saw well. Burning Bridges might be in Asia. We have a two part plan here because we got to get back to Josh Josh who have been Mikey from life cereal <hes> in commercials but it years ago has become kind of our official taster sort of a minor celebrity on our show yeah yeah and tonight. We're going to put hospitalized as a result twice tonight. It's GonNa be a third time. Francisco was able to pay those medical bills he didn't he didn't pay medical bills so we have an I._V.. Right around the corner just in case where we're going to Josh you're going to do a Mama. League case test all those other substances and then Josh is GonNa try to dish. Maybe we'll sample to with its traditional side dishes which is like cottage cheese and pork ride. Yeah Yeah wouldn't want that yeah. No well justice getting it yeah so let's let's first. We're going to do a blind taste test and where we try to identify which one is the Mama League that's right and before judge gets it. We have to go away for this. This commercial message.

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"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

03:59 min | 2 years ago

"tony anita hill" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Dunno seven hundred eight hundred miles an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I can't even imagine a use for ping pong ball shooter. That goes one thousand three hundred seventy miles per hour serve. I have an okay serve, but it's not gonna go one thousand three hundred seventy miles per hour. You don't break the sound barrier at all. No, no, I never have. And I wouldn't I wouldn't want my ping pong paddles to have holes in them. Yeah. Yeah. That just doesn't seem. No, ping pong strategy that we're reading physics professor bragging about something that he's managed to make a pingpong ball travel at nearly twice the speed of which I think is impressive. Yeah. An interesting. Remember, captain kangaroo. Do might be to two young. Do. Remember kept did not like captain kangaroo. There used to be a great. There used to be a moose on the wall. And then all these ping pong balls would come down. I can't. Now if they had had this machine. It would've killed the move killed the most exactly right. Very dark story here. It says. Wow. Wow. All right. But anyway, we we reached back to captain kangaroo. Just so you could relate the story of the Mujcinovic long balls. It's also learned the word obsolete really learned it on captain kangaroo in what context of captain kangaroo. Was he used the word obselete and explain what it meant. Wow. Was he talking about his career if you? Know, but the way Cam king what the heck is his real name. I can't think of it right now. Bob, Bob sugar shebab. Kangaroo kitchen was actually a very smart, man. Was he? Yeah. In that. Mr. Rogers way, I saw him on the one time Rogers either. Say sentimentality for mister Rogers. And I feel like I'm left out of the party. Mister Rogers was the thing that I had to endure because my older brother liked it while I waited for Sesame Street in a really funny stuff to come on. Yeah. You were sleep you pay. No attention. You did all your sleep. You did all your learning with sleep taught? No it wasn't. A teenager. Have these tapes that you would play outside your bed while you slept? One of them was engineering thing. I guess it was no it wasn't. But my point is is that what was my point. It was a captain kangaroo was not entertaining to me. Yeah. And there was that Mr. green jeans, right? Yeah. I'm pretty much against anybody who's identified by their pants. Even spongebob. Creeps. Spongebob much bother you ally. Yeah. Squarepants? Yeah. Well, whatever he anyways, it was another use of ping pong balls and this high speed pong. I'm not sure where Dr French would use this fast ping pong ball thing. Well in a in a reasonably good science fiction movie. It would be the solution to some problem. Somebody would tell him. It's useless twenty minutes into the movie, and then it would cut down the alien like if it was in. What was that thing that was out last year that I didn't care for the water? What was it water shape of why everything? I didn't like the shape of water. But if it had a machine that could shoot ping pong balls would have been fantastic, much better. Take the rocky movie, for example, if creed to has a machine that can shoot ping pong balls doesn't that you don't know that. I don't know that. Yeah. No. That's good foam. Yeah. Well, if you have questions comments concern or just want to torture. Tony Anita hill a little bit write to us at nobody listens. To Paula Poundstone at g mail dot com. The cat of the week is beans from Encino, California. Don't want to spend time with your cranky uncle Karlis thanksgiving. Find a quiet hiding space under the stairs in the car in the little used sauna and take a listen to some of these other fine. Maximum fun podcasts..

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