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Friday News Dump!

"Love it leave it is brought to you by Tommy John Tommy in case you haven't already heard Tommy John is the revolutionary men's underwear company that's trying to solve a major problem the problem is Russian meddling no no there are tens of millions of guys out there suffering with unsatisfactory out of date underwear they're they're under work for trump patriots people well McCabe was two days away from getting his pension he was eligible itself it's a fun fact that will follow him forever but also we found out that the nations we learned that Jeff Sessions fired FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe how many of you saw that Oh you escape understanding that rex Tillerson was on the toilet when he found out that he was no longer Tommy John Dot com best addicts you news addicts thank you for raising your hands it's a podcast for his pension on Sunday so of course they fired him Friday nights which is a coincidence and some of the evidence for this coincidence is that trump tweeted over and over again things like we should fire this guy so he can't get his pension diplomats was fired while taking a shit and it's the second most mean-spirited firing of the day uh I always like to see what I can tell you twitter animals shortly before we started the show we also got one thousand Donald Trump official portraits to our portrait contest we're going to be US Secretary of State which I think is interesting in another very helpful for giving the people at home a sense of what's up we also learned today for reasons that all the prophets arts which supports arts education in California public schools so we're very excited about that are you guys doing tonight see a friend of the pod right up there guys we have breaking news dot com slash love it for twenty percent off your first order fill your cart and use the code love it that's Tommy John Dot Com Slash L. 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Hi Jamie how are you good to see you sit right here Jamie right up the wasteland never rolls down and wedgies are a thing of the past were still skeptical of that plus their horizontal quick-draw fly has been described they look pretty cool obviously art is best experienced in a podcast but we had a bit of a I would call it a confrontation backstage about your drink of choice do you mind telling people what you order sure so my an esteemed panel of art critics and Crooked Media Oh there they are you guys can check them out there some of them that's just a donut on the ground as life changing by people whose lives are way too connected to peeing urinals and of course all time John Doors backed by the best pair you'll ever wear three one joke about that I'm going to allow that's it okay I made one harmless joke about it harmless we've got an amazing we're on my in Miami on April six some people who could be there Marco Rubio pit bull and we the Pod Save America and Lower League or going to Florida Positive America will be in clearwater on April Fifth Miami on April six Orlando April eighth love it or leave it we'll be doing our only show of the side Hustle you've seen her on comedy central she's a writer for Bill nye saves the world on Netflix and she runs a weekly show in La called women crush Wednesday. I ordered it with a preface I was like hey I have a really trashy drink order here it is and then Marcella who were going to meet soon We have twenty finalists the site will go live Monday to check out the finals and vote for winner crooked dot com slash portrait will put the winner on a bunch of mercy yes no all right all right let's get into it what a week guarantee and if you don't love the comforter Tommy John on them over having that's funny Oh is it it's on them I just think it's funny to talk about your underwear I think that'll be in the lawsuits guys a little housekeeping we are back at the Improv we're excited to be back mazing show tonight tonight's panel includes John Bolton Rick Saccone campaign manager and someone Don Jr. just matched with on tinder so that's very exciting that's the chariots the preface. Yeah I mean I don't think you need a preface because you are one of Miami's top club promoters it's called lavar Burton reads please welcome burden Lavar one of the greatest secretaries of state in modern history he did so via twitter which was charming he's best known for his work as host of the hit pbs children's show Reading Rainbow and his starring role in Star Trek the next generation is a very popular owns while on the toilets I don't know why you people are laughing you're all reading tweets on the toilets I want I'm amazing we don't know each other nine Oh yeah you good yeah do you think we started on the wrong foot somehow I love it I leave now no no no you're in for the duration this love it or leave trump tends to run his administration like the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland this week was no different on Tuesday trump fired rex tillerson own agency when he claimed Russian election meddling attempts didn't affect the election outcome he is by all accounts not the best then leaked that the President is in the day Steve Goldstein the Under Secretary of state told reporters that Tillerson had every intention of staying the secretary did not speak to the president and his and his unaware of the reason that he was fired go to alcoholic beverage is it sounds like you said shirts sugar for Sugar Free Red Vodka Yeah and here's the thing so obviously we already talked about the fact that Andrew McCabe was fired this afternoon and he found that out from a press release two days away from being eligible for his opening tonight she stars on Hbo Crashing is the author of ridiculous and her debut comedy album I mean is now available on I tunes welcome to very funny Jamie Lee is kind of shoe in every color they come in every color on that same shoe yup that's a comment about this specific versus a lot lot happening you don't even bring it in the bathroom look at this where's your robe in gavel later was like don't you use that preface you stand by your choice and I don't think you can I don't think you can stand by choice I think it comes with a preface it's like instead as an meltdown please welcome the hilarious Marcella Guel hi it's me the country's largest conglomerates to being fired on the toilets I'm going to recommend everybody poops early today that John Kelly told reporters that rex tillerson was on the toilet when he heard the news which is yet another reason people should not check there applaud if you don't reach on the toilet there are two kinds of people in this audience right now the silence the I think that's a good option that'll be sort of reassuring right because he can say that even though I'm famous for doing this what was going on between the end of the word and the Ding what happened what what's the one all right well us for the rest of this man's life no matter where he goes no matter what he does he will always be known as the guy who rex tillerson is about to have a lot of time on his hands are there any books you would recommend for someone who went from being the CEO of one of the pensions so trump's on a tear to replace tillerson trump trump plans to nominate director Mike Pompeo pompeo is a coke back Benghazi conspiracy theorist who has been corrected by dangerous person who could end up in that job on top of that from Hud to the a two sessions at justice everyone seems to be on the chopping block Lavar I will start with you and fill out of key jobs in the State Department obviously he will his CODA will be the toilet but before that I think Tom for a long time despite the fact that he get a bad relationship with trump but it also seemed unclear what even why even took the job what his goals was he never let a guest use it as a way no truth in advertising John Truth in truth in advertising y'all is a firing H. 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McMaster as his national security adviser and it's been floated that he will be replacing him with John Bolton the dude with a moustache who still thinks the Iraq war was a good idea and it was legitimately the most and the liars you sincerely do not read your phone on the toilet it's obviously it's unsanitary new or go to a Barista did you hear trump fired Milania and people believe it which is not even a true sentence she doesn't my job I'm I'm fucking I run more door and this reality TV show Dingus is going to tell me what to do I'm from Exxon Mobil we it didn't help the tillerson called him a fucking moron and then couldn't muster the words to deny it because you know the tillerson that there's like a party who you know where he stands because he wears the white collar blue shirt combination which says that he did cocaine and like I mean yes it does seem that he is both adopting his his apprentice persona look at those shoes yikes Kony's they are talking to you say that we don't we don't know we don't know on that I just bought those shirts Jamie so tillerson leaves obviously unceremoniously even though he was fired on the throne Tillerson somebody who was an adult in the room who mitigated trump's where it's instincts will he be remembered what what will we think of we think of REX Tillerson a year from now nothing do you think there's a chance he will turn on trump and tell us what he saw or will he just sort of ride off into the sunset I mean I feel like he's he's in so Lavar that something that will come to your podcast all these various books attacking trump from from within the administration I read my favorite fiction have him that's like I was the CEO of fucking Exxon I pumped I pumped the evil from the Earth right you know in how he's doing their job and it seems as though he's quite interested in hiring people he sees on television for key jobs moving forward so Larry cudlow it out I mean it's he fires so many people that I have now just as a personal hobby whenever I see somebody any opens the door of the rock grinder and there's rex tillerson being like sorry I'm on break Lavar before we move off of this topic in addition to trump firing people this week and really letting loose he also did propose a space force I don't know if you saw this he said that we've got an air force why don't we have a space for us as someone who is spent a lot of times global name Tillerson it does seem as though it's somebody that you know like Fred Flintstones on the job and then all of a sudden the the rock grinders most solid ideas he's come up with it still sucks as ideas go right right because he depending on the needs absolutely I what do you make of this military fiction I will miss hearing rex tillerson's name because he sounds like a little dinosaur and wearing a necktie not a bully space army that trump has proposed I think it's a very plausible idea although it is probably one thing I mean at this point it's there's so many names that are rotating that it's like how can you even keep up with anybody why do we even need to learn anything about any of these people they're just going to be Fox's with a bunch of white shit on your nose and they hand you a shirt with a white collar and blue body parts you know I don't think anyone else is allowed to is in charge of the engines and the missiles usually that would be a divide and conquer situation and the holiday back and really when anything bob divorce her but can't fire her but people it's this shit is so wild in the White House right now that people believe that sentence when they hear it for the first time as in reaganomics like that's like the international symbol of cocaine and Reckitt reaganomics like that's how you get that shirt right you come out in favor of supply side low corporate but you know this is unrelated but I've often thought that Georgie had too big a portfolio you think on on the enterprise it's rare that someone did you fake laughed after she faked came food for thought we come back spend a fair amount of time and space Hala dex engineering shifting power around from the shields to the warp core and vice versa they call your character did you invite Lavar just you could have this conversation I'll leave if you want continue to revolutionize passion because style should not right I don't know if you've checked the site out lately federation was better exploration wasn't about fighting wasn't about war it wasn't though they did fight fairly often yeah yeah yeah the shelves Pretty Soon I'm pretty pretty psyched about it jamie drinks sugar free Red Bulls use easier to impress I have very low standards Jamie will happily join me wait can I also say the Lavar has spent a Lotta time in space is been a lot of time watching porn space for sounds like he could he could definitely right a very compelling post firing men more yeah but I feel that about everybody I think there's going to be like a lot of really juicy books had ruining the planets it's kind of genius or you just Kinda great that trump can humble a guy like that it's the one about movement to college droughts that started there and watch company Tommy this company has grown like crazy now with almost two million watches sold in one hundred and sixty plus countries. Let's see what were you going to sell just that I never watched the apprentice but wasn't that his catchphrase you're fired so he's just like doing that now it doubled the number of watch styles that's twice as many styles and they're still expanding movement come far from being crowd funded kids working out of a living room in the past year they've not only introduced a ton what can candle the can episode named Marcel Tillerson held onto his off today with free shipping and free returns by going to movement Dot Com Slash L. o. v. e. that's M. V. MT Dot Com Slash L. O. V. E. T. C. Y. Movement keep growing yesterday was a memorial to the seventeen victims of the school shooting in Parkland and what frustrated me was that if you look at the website of the organizers of the like my messages it's not enough I need to be on top of it I know what needs to know what's going on ridiculous movement figured out that by selling online they were able to cut out the middle suporting character from the film Pleasantville assumed there must be some other explanation for the protests let's roll the clip while parents are being told that the this Julie Gunnlaug Yup Yup Yup I rest my case pass restrictive gun laws I think and check out their expanding collection go to M v MT DOT COM slash love it join the movement and we're back an inside joke that he had what stormy Daniels like after they fucked you know like Sh- good porn title space force you cannot make this shit her name today students from kindergarten to college walked out of classrooms to protest the NRA and gun violence but Steve doocy box and Prince Co host attack Mazzoni and watch a text message saying that just suck oh you're so busy how many times that message on the it's like you're needed in surgery never inside over half a million guys switched to Tommy John Now it's your turn Tommy John No adjustment needed I'm wearing Tommy John Underwear as record this advertisement hurry to Tommy John Watch collections for both men and women but also expanded sunglasses and fashion forward bracelets for her movement watches are all about looking good and keeping it simple giving us a nice website I'm looking at right now point I also love the idea that that parents were unaware like Oh you're walking out man in retail markup writing the best possible price watch started just ninety five dollars at department stores you're looking at four hundred five hundred dollars classic designed Quality Construction Style minimalism get fifteen percent now it's time for a game we call okay stop will roll the clip and then when we feel like it we say okay stop and talk about it this week wasn't all bad news on gun control Okay Stop Winded Carson Christly join the Fox News team that's a tough hit on cars it's not a protest if everybody says it's okay you know because by definition presumably you have to put back again they don't tell you how many steps you've taken it will blow up your risk of text messages at the movies if it's less rude look at your watch for the Times at a lunch look at you watch it when you when you yeah you national school walkout they were very clear that this walkout was to prochet stop this woman's name seriously Julie Gun lock they never that moving watch started just ninety five dollars at a department store you're looking at four hundred five hundred bucks how fucking needed are you how urgent or your dumb tax messages is this nation it's a political thing and parents should probably have the opportunity to opt out if they don't want them involved well many schools said it's and kids for walking out of school and we can't spell up tiled is alone in the classroom half of his class stands up and walks out we all is it true there you go there you go maybe so trump will call them fiction so that's a problem I know he'll call them fake fiction is fake you know you'll never you'll never know what shale is it's like a fire drill but way more impactful and I would really appreciate people not telling me that shale is in the middle of the day because of the park land shooting I support that what do you mean it has to do with gun control also because they point yeah ten minutes have just like you know what are you gonNa you're GonNa Miss One Earth Science Miss One kind of Ignatius rock mentoring thank you listeners I love you most of all the last time I checked op ED was two words I'm just saying they don't go anywhere there's more coming up is brought to you by movement you guys have heard me understand that peer pressure is an issue and what's so sad is that because this was billed as a memorial to the seventeen victims of Parkland okay so what the fuck are you talking about it costs zero dollars to walk from the home room to the field because exactly zero dollars tax expel comfortable and comfortable to stop and that is their point that is exactly their point misguide lot we're a political you know they didn't have a point the problem with these kids walking out of these classrooms is it seems as though they're trying to make some kind of political they don't feel comfortable being targets of mass weapons of destruction in what should be yeah that says hoped that just says okay for people listening at home it says opd parents were misled about walkout. I'm just saying we're criticizing what Fox News can't say is this is a student led movement that we have a policy disagreement with so obviously even though this has been spearheaded by kids idea the lovely to add up all the time that kids across the country are spending a hiding in closets and running out of their schools and discussing whether is optional they didn't have to do it always does this which is they just missed the days when civil disobedience and acts of public protests live should have life insurance the logic there is a salable four out of ten people don't have life insurance at all and it's not their fault it's life insurance fault I'm from kids led by kids it's kids who walked out of class they have to make it about anything else it has to be about teachers that may have helped because they agree with the kids even worse if you remain in your seat you're up at you right taxpayers should ask is this an acceptable use of school funds because ultimately your taxes paid for it tax dollars or wasted time or time that should be spent learning because what they can reckon with is no these are this is a student led movement does inorganic student mood something someone has to be against it like like I mean can you believe it they're missing bio class it's like all right I think they can take a day off on the whole lately and and again I think this isn't the role of schools a old fashioned I think schools for learning school should be a place go get them that's a tough hit for Carson I hope he's not a listener so polarized -ment speaking out against the policies that your network supports it's not pre brainwashed approved right right I mean the education system is I mean they're still T- here a lot of parents weren't aware of that and I have a feeling that many probably wouldn't have allowed their children to participate in that issue known but because it is about all what are you you you I know you're I know you're the the heart of a drama your own personal drama but give me a break oh this getting my phone in my pocket every once in a while the shopping for life insurance is confusing and it takes forever so policy genius made it easy policy genius is the easy way to compare and buy life insurance online and just five minutes you can compare quotes from over fifteen life insurance I it's a good use of our taxpayer dollars to ask you unlock because tax dollars are going towards mass shooter drills Gunnlaug miscount locked this this certainly wasn't unfortunate misstep I think I think schools getting involved in this and helping to coordinate was not a good use of their time don't go anywhere love it or leave it and there's more on the way love it or leave it is brought to you by policy genius if you have a car you have car insurance if you have a home you have home insurance replace this gun lock it would be great given that now schools across the country you have to do mass shooter drills hi what's your name Erica Erica and where are you from Erica I'm from New Jersey but I live in Pasadena sweet are you ready to play the game taller what are you talking about the tax kids making signs and walking out it's a free thing this is a good deal or not to run to fight or to hide with their teachers who can't afford school supplies I add up all of that time compared to these seventeen minutes of protests when you compare quotes you save money it's that simple policy news has helped over four million people shopper journey and place over twenty billion dollars in coverage they don't just insure life insure everything in it now they're gonNA vote everybody out I hope let's hope and that's okay stop when we come back a connor lamb game we call out with the lion in with the lamb anyone other like to play the game the district was to read Paul Ryan and his house explained that trump tax cuts were a winning issue plus the GOP and outside groups spent millions attacking connor lamb calling him a pro amnesty easier to buy and rates are at a twenty year low palsy Dina's dot com the easy way to compare and buy life insurance and we're back Oh see liberal but once connor won the weirdest thing happened suddenly he wasn't so liberal after all so we thought we'd highlight some of the most egregious spin expire. Tommy it's old fashioned it's it's it's a dewey decimal system basically for underwear Tommy John is giving hope to unhappy underwears everywhere they've sold Oh really defanged 'cause they're like how old are they seventeen fifty years from now they're going to watch the Shit Outta Fox News in a year this week Democratic candidate Connor Lamb won a special election in a very republican Pennsylvania Congressional district of course this was not supposed to be the health insurance disability insurance shirts and renter's insurance I just WanNa once again flag that I'm skeptical about this pet insurance because I don't want to create the the bad incentives that created a bunch of shit in the health and Incas Christopher Christopher Columbus was good yeah that he was a great guy and and so it's like we didn't approve this so you can't teach it here at systems hazard for Yes yes Tommy were worried about it but what's up policy genius assualt if you've been putting off getting life insurance don't put it off any longer it's never been ready all right question number one before the election President Donald Trump tweeted in broken english quote Connor Lamb will always vote for Pelosi and DEM's you'll raise taxes weak on crime border what did he say at a fundraiser just a day after conor lamb won the race was a my fellow yeah publican he sounds like a Republican to me so I know that as to coherent and it's definitely see you got it clearly I will never contradict myself I don't care if there's a very popular comedy podcasts with an incredibly intelligent host who has a strikingly handsome haircut and that's a tough choice but I see it is see I love how you do that I feel smarter than I think they are and no one is buying the fact that this tax cut is doing anything at all for the middle class also I love Turquoise jewelry at your ID bracelets or was it b hey did you guys hear that I fired rex tillerson while he was on the toilet eat it real. CEO's I can fire you what did he say after lamb one was a democrats chose to run someone who is a conservative was it be it's difficult for me to admit it but working people question number two val Di Giorgio which may sound like the name of your mom's divorced friend who moved to Florida and got really into Turquoise Jewelry Data Democratic candidate who's against Nancy Pelosi he has made himself into a Republican what did she say just twenty four hours earlier on Fox News Was it a I events or was it see make no mistake about it connor lamb is not pro trump he's a democrat he's a puppet of Nancy Pelosi and if the voters vowed Georgia needs a win Val di Giorgio needs a hug Val di Giorgio sounds like he comes from New Jersey I'm going to say you ever be able to find a single inconsistency in my statements is specially not to statements made just twenty four hours apart from one another was it be listened to me mcenaney went on television and said the following quote Connor Lamb has run as a republican he's pro gun he says he's pro bowl he's pro tariff he says he's Anti Nancy Pelosi imagined then liberal before the election conservative after question number three after conor lamb one on Tuesday night. RNC spokesperson Angel of a dog. They will never be able to find a time where I'm contradicting myself and it definitely won't happen when they get to the third panelists and I'm consistent person and I will never say one thing one day in a different thing the next that's just not who I am and if one day my words will be used on a political comedy podcast they will while you're taking a shit or was it see the young man last night that ran he said oh I'm like trump he ran a campaign that said very nice things about me I said is he but actually the name of the chair of the Pennsylvania Republican Party said before the election quote lamb is a dyed-in-the-wool liberal on taxes on Second Amendment on pro-life the district and I know they went for trump twenty percent if they want trump governance in Washington they have to go with Rick Sick whatever the dues last name is it's in me in me you're born with it cool Erica you've won the game I see okay I gotTa tell you this is a tough blow val di Giorgio puts on a brave face but Valdez Georgia can't take much more of this I the eagles one now this read the real quote that is obviously hazard and it's something that is the exact opposite of a different quote they had already said the question it ain't GonNa Happen back I didn't know that someone can make that sound in a way that evokes it you know it's not an it's not you're not impersonated isn't impressed I mean it's isolated and we're back over the weekend betsy devos went on television and said a bunch of words in the shape of thoughts meant to convey ideas t that's ziprecruiter dot com slash love it ziprecruiter dot com slash L. 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I'm sorry I don't feel like myself today have you ever questioned the nature of you want a pair of shoes you do get cheese guys give it up Erica and our panel when we come back a special guest will hi what's your name Mike Mike and you were wearing merch yes thank you for doing that here's how this is GonNa work he said in her next cycle let's try making her secretary of state see what happens just what about supporting teachers unions that doesn't sound like any it can be hard to keep track who they're things they know a lot about the various people who have departed the trump orbits we need one person in merger obviously we said goodbye to rex tillerson this week but he is just one name added to a growing list who have been fired from or who have fled from the trump administration how many did he get six mice you got six maybe no extra sean but that's America cash and assets and we're back David Upper Mike and what's your name Jim Jim I'm GonNa lose see how does so here's the thing I know that other people are using other payment absence of your friends are like seventy money in his other app you tell them we're not using other APPs anymore we're switching to the cash APP it's the simplest the beauty so you really screwed up in that sixty minutes interview betsy something is up with you let's run through some of the questions even figure out what's wrong here okay I'll be Alad I'm a billionaire do you ever feel inconsistencies in your worldview I'm sorry I don't understand could you repeat that well you support school choice but then it is not improved officials as you possibly can okay are you ready can we get forty five seconds on the clock let's Start Reality Star was on the apprentice our panelists have clues and will be your job to listen to those clues and in forty five seconds tried to get as many departed trump administration schools in Michigan where you've had the most influence on the direction of the school schools are made up of individual students attending what does that what are the what about the poor kid thing to me yeah hard reset we're done here and seeing and seeing guys give it up or shot in Woodward Twentieth Nineteen seventy-one me earned his bachelor of arts in history from James Madison University don plan born in Virginia Chuck in his wikipedia portrait his tie is blue and white lurk he follows eight hundred twenty people on twitter I don't know he's white everyone in here on February twenty eight he tweeted you're not even close I tried it was ethics watchdog Walter Schaub dollars will go to MOMS demand action which is trying to fight for comments come control gun control gun control across the country and we'll have the cash out human form a skirmishing yes pled guilty to mueller flipped on trump Obama warned trump he might be compromised probably committed treason caring about my drinking in the schools that lose money because of school choice teachers need guns to shoot bears okay let's let's do a hard easiest 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How's she won't even look at you Jim are you ready let's get forty five seconds on the clock he was born on February husband oops I mean Jay is me being say hey the love it or leave it there's more on the way and as always love it or leave it is brought to you by the cash APP we've talked applause for you having not switched yet this let's get forty five seconds on the clock so Jim I'm going to read you clues and your job will be to get as many of these depart trump administration officials as you possibly can in forty of seconds I'm distracted because the sound effects are making me think of stormy Daniels on sixty minutes Jimmy don't want your excuse we've jokes to the professionals Oh let's hear I think she's done quite a good job of it herself wow all of our really read this back in rain could you imagine they're going to date hail guessing what's been it again where do these bacteria God get off these these bacteria don't they know yeah is that really sugar free Red Bull and vodka why wouldn't it be Lavar I 'cause I who drinks Sarah Read Coleman Award merch Jim you blew it guys give it

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ACS (Part 2): Robert F Kennedy Jr.

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Now I'm against corruption and I'm pro science and I am off or vaccines as long as they're tested and demonstrated unfortunately Ariza an exemption. A loophole at allows axiom to unlike every other medication. Vaccines do not have to be safety against. Let's eight mile and because of that. Nobody can tell you whether acts in any particular vaccine is a -verting more problems uh-huh than it's causing. How does one shut this loophole? And why is there this loophole ultimately. There's a lot of special loopholes applied vaccination and the most important one is that you cannot sue a vaccine manufacturers no matter how negligent no matter. How malicious no matter how toxic ingredients at her house sloppy that line protocol? Where where where are you with the flu vaccine? The flu vaccine is has not been tested. Ever Tish that works uh or the at and you know to scientific organizations that really do the analysis what they call a Meta analysis analysis. That look at all of the testing. And what those Corcoran collaboration. And the M J who have both on extensive excellent now flu accent and here's what vaccine does not work it to any deaths at it is. It is an August of the any reduction in mortality among elderly which is just not a lot of bats I'd affects and you know what I would say is tested against placebo show that people are vaccinated are actually healthier than people on facts and let's take it so if you had a newborn today. Yeah which ones would you get in. which ones wouldn't you gave save my kids all in all schedule? I haven't got the whole schedule. Not only the two older ones. The Artis Salaam Axiom. I would say that's the most important one to avoid on it does not. There's no evidence there's no good evidence. Eh actually prevents any cervical cancer. There's a lot of evidence that it causes cervical cancer and this is coming from their own clinical from irks own clinical studies. It's also associated with a lot of really bad I'm side effects and I'm representing a girl right here in Los Angeles who got the vaccine. When she was fifteen years old? She was a star athlete. Tough glass she's been in a wheelchair and has your every I four hundred ninety seconds. He's ends her life in a darkened room with shades on dark glasses because the light provokes agers and there are thousands and thousands of girls who've had vaccines all over the world. So aren't maxine Boondoggle Ogle from Iraq. It's making billions of dollars without any evidence. Take -nificant evidence that actually works so oh measles mumps that kind of stuff okay. With or would do again. I would say as task ask against eight placebo or let's test a vaccine population against them on your population. You can do that easily respectively. We have the databases show. Kids vaccinated are actually healthier than kids. Remain on back editor. In fact today there are dozens dozens and dozens of studies and they all show that the unvaccinated for healthier. I wait to vaccinate until they pitch on those kinds of data that we have every other medical product problem as the main problem is you can't which company of vaccine manufacturer factor of four companies that make all seventy two vaccines that are now matt mandated for our children are all serial balance of E. The axe Owen is for companies have paid thirty billion dollars last ten years ears or in penalties fines images also inst- regulators for killing hundreds of people with their other medical products by walks alone. killed five hundred thousand people Merck product I do we think that these companies who are lying cheating cheating and stealing who created the OPIOID epidemic. Who are lying cheating stealing on it? Every other product that they have are somehow telling the truth. Eight Vaca is the only place they can never get off. Because you can't sue them. I wouldn't say every product they have they line cheat and steal onto the. Brian is on vast in different company. Yeah and there are some that create. I'm I'm not saying hang on. Let me say I'm overstated at every product they lie and cheat on but they do it bitch and they've honored an off to pay thirty billion dollars in ten years on hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cases are not make it so why the the culture I share this with Dr Drew. Who will come in here? At some point today don't worry but he'll he'll go get a mckim fan vaccinated. Don't don't listen to him getting back to. Why would he say that you would say that because he is getting his information from the CDs and CDC as part of the problem? CDC is a captive agency CDs. He makes almost half its budget from buying vaccines. Is it on fifty. Seven facts ain't Patten's it's it's mandates vaccines and and has an accent court and the doctors trust what city Ziti says you got your children vaccinated. Why did you do that because I didn't know any better at that? That was it was years ago. I Ah I believe my kids now. Range fifteen years old to thirty five years old so I I I just the flu vaccine every year. I'm not antitax. The only reason that I now have skepticism is because I I the science and I've read the science and that's what I do for a living. I read science for a living. I litigated I've brought over one hundred zero s lawsuits including the Monsanto including a suit. That is now the subject of dark waters which was mark ruffalo homes right. I read reads CI- living and I read it critically and doctors don't do that are not doctors or not. Scientists actress go to medical school title taught a lot of information. They're not taught to to ice act. I- antics audit us the way that we are taught in law school. And if you know because you have a lot of information on scientists otherwise you could become a scientist watching the discovery channel. It's a very unique set of skills that allow you act and attack and critically scientific and it's usually done by doctors Maariv the abstracts. That's it marked. Arrogance comes in here a lot to ah DOUCHEBAG. I want to get a good drop. He wrote a blurb from one of my books. Trying to mix it up and an anti blurb blurb all right where people people want to hear more they can go to your instagram or Emma. Children's health defense switch my organization and all we do is we read this and we and we still it for people so we tell you what the science sir. You don't WanNa have to listen to you know. Nobody should listen to me vaccines but he should listen to what he says is not science. It's a science published in peer reviewed obligations on pubmed. And that's what people should pay attention till. Okay Gina you got Story story let me hit the eighth sleep. I ATE SLEEP DOT com every podcast mattress and sure. 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We're going to bring it home just a quick question move only because we have a man of knowledge here if you were a gambling man Mr Kennedy who put your money is to be the Democratic nominee for president of questions on Biden. Okay Japan. I didn't have any ends all of it. I just think that you know. I'm watching the consistency of the polling in favor. My my kids. I have relatives working for almost all the candidates. I nephew joke in politics. Involved the big shot I have on. WHO's working for and running the western part of his campaign and my nephew Joe? uh-huh county is in Congress is on you know is working very hard for Elizabeth Warren relationships with almost all the candidates on the Democratic Trek signed by your put your money on by at this point for the Democratic nomination. Yeah all right gene in one story all right well. Speaking speaking of which the House Judiciary Committee has released. Its full impeachment. Report ahead of debate in the house this week. It's six hundred sixty eight pages is it lays out the Democrats sex moving president trump from office. So these are divided into four parts. These are the four parts. You're gonNA find in this thing part one. It details the process by which the Democrats investigated the case part to discuss the constitutional standards for impeachment part three lays out the case as that trump committed an abuse of power for allegedly withholding military aid to Ukraine unless it investigated Joe Biden's son and part four outlines. The case for for obstruction of Congress for Democrats say was an attempt by the White House to stonewall the investigation. This could begin as tomorrow. I have another question political question for Brian Daska can just thinks it's going to help or hurt overall in the next election impeachment cahiers. I hear some people will her help and I was saying it will hurt the Democrats. Have a question for you. Do you think this whole impeachment thing will help or hurt the Democrats come on. I really don't know I wish for an answer because if you had the assumption was at the impeachment would harm Bill Clinton and it ended up helping him tremendously. I think it uh-huh uh-huh two things. It reveals a lot of information that may convert a few people but I think it also into flames base because this is one of the things that a huge advantage that donald trump is that he is not a completely and run the media structure in this country. So he doesn't need them anymore. He has three million twitter followers and he can communicate directly with the men. We've never seen that kind of raw power before And I think it's hard if you if you're Joe Biden and three three million twitter followers it's It's hard to a well. It's interesting because you talk about. Who Was it William Randolph? Now first and guys like that. Who had had just control the papers and they just get in that guy for dance like he's going to control everything and now everything's just flying and some great four techs and you probably know thousand has more about this than I do? But in my recollection Clinton was helped in the short term he was more popular dealer. But Al Gore suffer the consequences when it was election time shortly not shortly afterwards and he lost a very winnable election yes or no. That's what I recall. Yeah well you action immediately. Following the midterm election immediately from lying the equate the impeachments wept for Democrats a swept. I think Al Gore was his own worst enemy and I very very well and worked with them forever but one of the things that he did what strived to distance himself from Clinton and keep Clinton out of his campaigns. It's pretty hard to to make us about how the at how the impeachment actually affected world. I don't think it I think I'm believe that if Clinton end to the campaign that he would have done better. What is that pertains to buy now? How's that work with breath? President Obama I mean I feel like. He said that. He doesn't want his endorsement. That seems a little dubious. There was going on there during the it would be very would be highly unusual and kind of improper unfair or President Obama getting into into the Democratic primary and he wants to. His job is kind of the day on the outside of the primary and let the shuffle happen at congrats. Shows the person that they think strongest and then he's GonNa come in and help them. In general whoever is GONNA ask him to come in because he has tremendous popularity sure. The Democratic Base and particularly with African Americans are now critical victory in the Democratic Party flow. He's come in. Ah We'll wait speaking of Michelle Obama speaking of a Hillary Clinton is currently fifty to one to the show. Michelle Obama everyone seems to think she may jump in. Hillary may jump in Hillary's kind of shocked. Well let's ask Mitch tries to Hillary Clinton's. I'm shocked shocked shocked if Hillary does he feel like she's out there making the rounds and she's kind of hinting or the book right right but she every time she gets asked now. Maybe she's just having fun but she doesn't shut it down she he just kind of goes she does move products. Yeah is that what she's doing now. You don't know what Michelle Obama shot if she became him and I don't think she has my personal contact with it. which is not a lot and from what I've seen of her publicly? The ACLU has zero interest and getting back into this. I think that couple is really happy right now. And they're easy due to love our country from a distance. Didn't he just get a beautiful new property. I just saw that on news. I mean I think the I think they're having a journey is look on a free of stress and very very happy. I don't know that you can get involved with an election anymore without just planning planning on becoming an alcoholic and getting divorced or something because I mean you sacrifice a huge part of your always traditionally always. Did you sacrificed vice a lot of time and well your life potentially as as you would know but what you didn't sacrifice is in just a just an airing of every piece of laundry that you've ever soiled near entire life which is where we're at now. You know people apple you think about Americans probably people in general they'll talk about how I got divorced or Venereal disease or something how how much do you make a year and they WANNA get into that like their their. Their people are play close to the vast about their money or I do fine. I do real well. Whatever it is has people inherently? Don't want all their stuff out there. Now maybe if you're wired like trump you don't care but that's things as as well I mean you're not barest by your Goumas your whatever. It is most detached from most people all. Don't they like to bill get out and campaign they WANNA go home right. There is no more quote cannot go home anymore so if you want to do it in this day and age age there is no such thing as you going home. It's kind of like the work week doesn't end anymore. You're still getting taxed and answering emails from your bedroom at midnight on a Saturday night. I don't know what Sane Happy People are really down for that now now you know what I mean. The worst part of it is money is that it's really a longer about in persuading people to vote for you. It's persuading it's calling. I'm making two hundred and asking rich people for ten thousand dollars a piece. Who the hell wants to do then those it calls? Let's let's bring it home. I'm Gina Grad and. That's the news was the news the Gina Grad. 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So far we ACE's mentioned those who required Tim Ryan to apologize for mentioning Lamar Jackson Race. I floated Antonio Brown. I'll give you another one myles. Garrett Helmets Swinger extraordinaire guy who made some statements statements. After the fact that are very inconsistent and hard as far as the steelers fans concern laws. -able let me let me just calibrate eight everybody. It doesn't matter whether the quarterback said something of a racial nature are or not. You're not allowed to people not allowed to salt people with a weapon so this thing of like he may have said something he may have said. Yeah I'm I'm GonNa go with you and say he did. Let's just say he did. You're not allowed to attack people with essentially as a weapon if they say something that upsets you so so it's not gonNa work in a court of law either. We've turned some weird pay drug. He could have said something. Yeah I'm sure he did or he didn't. I still have footage trying to attack him with all right so with a deadly weapon and interesting that this is your point like a on that ground. He may say okay but I have. He may have said something. But I have footage of him in the helmet by all accounts byles Garrett there it is a human being you know does a lot of charity work and everything else admirable and all that but where to buy that this guy who lost such control because he may or may not have heard something swinging a helmet around the same human being that couldn't comport himself better than that fifteen twenty minutes later goes into the locker occur room and when asked does not mention what was the inciting event him. And why why. Why didn't he bring it up bad for the league? Bad look for the Lee. No one knows. That's that's your well NFL. I'm going to support the shield here and air go. I'M NOT GONNA call anybody out for that. I'm going to look like the bad guy. What are you talking about anyway? You segments called tough glove now. We have to gloves Golfer. Who got caught up in the ring? What the possible? Underage chicks at that guys on my bad sportsman of the year. Would it be fair to call those kid. Gloves Nice let's see much in their head clubs. Yeah thank you okay now speaking a gloves the aforementioned Lamar Jackson starts the game the game after the controversy skin gate gate the game the game after that he wears white long sleeves. They're wearing their white uniform and one white glove like like MJ. To start the game then goes in at halftime loses the under shirt and the glove not sure what the one glove is for. Now it's white. I would argue that as we saw the picture of it. He's got his quarterback wristband wristband with the menu on it which is black because they probably just have one that they use and they just wear it all the time. But I would argue that somebody should plunk down eighteen in dollars and get one made in white as well so that we don't have. The contrast against the White Jersey works out a little better. Dave Dahamshe question ship. What was he doing oh he he's making? I assume he's making a statement yes I think. He's he's Brian said Ed. Brian's theory was ball Brian Theory was they went in at half time. The game was closer than he thought. So now it was time for him to up his this game by removing that shirt and I was like I think most guys take all the advantages they can going out into the field. I don't think they're removed. All during half has exhibited several notion a highly in central. Okay I I think he I really do think because I think he's had like A. Ah something adjacent to a sense of humor about this. I mean he's crack some lies about like he's got in. After five touchdown pass games and said stuff like like not bad for a running back. He kind of I think this was. I think he really did that too. As a as a subtle or not so subtle. F you to To Tim I'm Ryan. WHO said that the way I think he did it is it? Is it an f you to Tim Ryan or is like a holiday thing yeah. I don't think it's code. I say I have a sense of humor about. That's why I don't feel like it was. Fu I think it was just sort of all no yeah. I don't think he's an angry. I don't think he's angry about added. I think he's making a little bit of a point having a laugh and I think he probably does have a little chip on the shoulder about it so all right. Let's wrap it up here then. Ace Bad add sportsman of the year myles Garrett Here you know what Antonio Brown who by the way. That's fine you WanNa get traded so bit scorched orch dearth policy though in Pittsburgh than he goes to the raiders for about four minutes and on his way out of the door there without without at least anything and we know. I Know David car to car. Family is a lovely family in Bakersfield California and on his way out there like the car families fake like. Why would they it into anything that you they invited you to dare? Car invited him to try and be collegiate with his new friend and everything he said. Come over to my son's birthday Earth Day party and so a be dead and aby brought brought the boy a cake Have you ever heard of such thing who brings a birthday cake aac to a birthday party. Besides the people throwing the birthday party. That's a weird like ah do you know how to behave with other human beings who brings cake to thing then he also also brought himself a cake that was appropriate for his particular diet. That is very restrictive guy. Then he leaves there and then he goes to Boston. Orange New England and has like bipolar events day after day about like. I'm sorry I want to apologize clearly. Not Written by him and then the next day like making making fun of the Patriots owner and everything else. But I'll throw one more at you. Well I'M GONNA say this great Dave I think you may have stumbled onto something inadvertently you know. Oh Bagley with day when there are some like playboy mansion party or something and someone would invite you and then some guy would say well. Let me see my girlfriend's free and they don't bring say into the beach dude. I feel like we can now replace this with. Don't bring cake back to the kids down on the beach. I love the picture. Random sex with strangers and sand hand right. That's I always have the same struggle like is it that. Is that the desirable aspect of the beach. It's not exactly elitist right. This is better. Hey I want K.. I mean you'd rather it be pie. I know you damn apple upside down in the cake a little. Oh Bit by well because it's the pious former the cake or is it cheesecake. But I don't want to go down that hole right now either way we're going to replace bringing bringing to the beach. You don't bring cake to a birthday party. Yeah Yeah unless you're Antonio Brown and your dietary restrictions requiring one for yourself but that's not exactly what we're talking about but okay I the other one I'll give you is officials because I think it's weird that if you think about You know from it started started in January of two thousand nineteen so accounts the bad call in New Orleans that favored the rams that sent them to the Super Bowl and this required rules changes in pro football. And then this whole season it feels like the referees have an outsized role in the way. These games are coming out and that's satisfying the no one except probably to the officials and it begs the question. What what kind of Weirdo do you have to be to grow up like did any ten year old in history ever say you know what I WANNA do? I don't WANNA be. I WANNA be a quarterback or a left tackle or a wide receiver. No I want I want to be the rules guy. I want to be in charge of telling people they did wrong. WHO's that Weirdo? But I feel feel the same way about like meter maids any formula. You hear cleaned your shoes that this this is a this is a choice that some some guys out there making. He's like forty like you know what I'd like to do. I'm like the Lord over the superhumans and tell them that they're wrong. Me Feel satiated and have guys and skilled positions run pass meet breakneck speed yellow. I'm running back down to Earth when I throw a yellow flag at I got I got you I got I. I've got I've got a a next show will do a little something called the checks competition committee and because I got some questions for you. Oh I like to answer the questions. Yeah you don't have to bring cake to a party Kyko. Everyone's got the to do list. How `bout you add? Save a bunch of money on your auto insurance at GEIKO DOT DOT com go to GEICO DOT COM fifteen minutes could be saving fifteen percent or more on your auto insurance. Take that extra money. Put it in your pocket. Be The best best thing you do all day. 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Barstool Rundown - September 10, 2020

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Barstool Rundown - September 10, 2020

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He had talked to renee for something and Rene for email. He wrote close to three paragraphs in the subject line. I mean, that's you though. You. Right in the subject line like three sentences and then nothing in the actual email. I don't think so The islanders lost in horrific fashion, eight seconds or something. The, Borelli seen so frankie dies. And then his dad which I've seen both people appeared to throw a chair on top of him. which is a weird thing. I really knife to. His through. I will say this I've seen some people accusing Mister Borelli of Hamid. You don't know the Borelli's if you think anything with the islanders as manufacturer. Mr Borelli doesn't manufacture anything I've met. I've spent time on this really probably a dozen times. He's cried like eight out of twelve of those. He's a passionate man. He just he loves the islanders and making pizza and Frankie anytime. He does something successful. I want to borrow his over the summer with my parents are families, matinee, and Frankie he was almost crying by the end of the. sixers. But he's a, it's a calming. If you watch the video, it was like a very cool calm collected. He just picked up the chair and threw it. Lose it I mean I I watch the entire third period in that periscope. It was incredible tough wash them and and it's just vintage electric chair knowing what's going to happen before it happens and watching Frankie just meltdown. Who've, tough. Seven series isn't over. And over and there was another great game I watched backing Basil. Double. Overtime. Celtics. Lost Great Game, and I see people. Maybe I'm out of practice I I didn't think Kemba Goff foul. I've no problem with that non call and I'm a celtics. There's been some weird raff stuff like for these entire end of what was the? End of the box game in a week ago I duNno, it just goes back. It's just consistency there's no consists but never is it's the hardest thing to do but I really didn't I know prominent it was great I mean both teams are just making a great game they both making shots on the the you having your first Celtics tweet of the year be the cagey clip was very chef's kiss a couple of M16. Couple of nine, they got a couple of joy sounds zone. I'm just load up clips. Thank you. Saying Hey, I'm in. crowded. And was like I was waiting on it as the game I wasn't tween says I couldn't just jump in mid. To become now it's Just like. Correct and that is by the way one of the all time that's probably the best game seven. Clip, there is. So Science. But I think the in ironically the that was those versus against each other Yeah Not Dallas KGB's clip is from the timber wolves but Zaza did that that was actually the year soldiers won the championship. Yeah I read that So we got the. Video of a guy on spirit airline and they miss the runway and they crash into the ocean and he's taping it and he has a little weird emoji face. He's like don't ever fly spirit. Harrison that that that that spirit that's wifely. We're in by the way it's cheap. You probably paid twenty dollars. Correct. So let's not bad spirit also. All things being considered I would expect more problems carnage landed the ocean that wouldn't happen they. All nobody knows he kept up. It's like a rollercoaster. Fly. Fly It was like they. They miss runway they land in the ocean. It goes black for a second comes on people talking like all right evacuate. Police, grab your bags. Exit this way like. You know single file it was it was Wash feerick that is. The rockets. dwayne heard who's The guy who supposedly? House Daniel House but now it's just. It's It's in dispute who let them in but somebody a couple of girls posing as. Corona testers, correct God. Into the hotel in it has come out. They may not in fact being Corona testers they may be salutes is that what did he bring them in its up it? Now they're saying it's not him and it was two other players. Somebody did work you allowed to bring people in your? Family I don't know what what the definition of family is. But yeah, I know families are in there now. because. They had the baby section, which is Larry Free. There is no way. These guys aren't somehow execs. View just can't get caught right. They should about a separate bubble for just like the instagram thoughts have. Hundred percent or just put them in a bubble. Right. Gen Pop. What? Have we talked I know I was on the run down the coach K. Concept for the all inclusive tournament. Yeah. What the fuck was that. So coach K I, I love it it costs shot down today, but he's saying because of covid this covert. Let me let me I want some stat checking how many tournament wins as coach k. have. Does he need a few for the record? Because that feels like a coach K. thing. Let's let everyone in the fucking actually. That many more games and his thing is get rid the non conference schedule because covert. I'm surprised you're against Louis. He has ninety four. Time. Skin. There's no one who could be closer. WHO I mean but but he's get to one honey doesn't need. I'm SURPRI- imagine an all can you imagine? Yeah it would be incredible. There's there will be some really shitty games, but it'll be fun to watch be nobody opened probably gonNA perfect bracket would be even tougher under armour just to like play more plan rounds I don't know I'm on it. I. Need to figure out college basketball because that's another one where it's like what at this point colby made never like it may just be here as it is indefinitely. So we're GONNA, have to figure something out I hate to bring up old stuff but we went we pick central today we went through the records. Grow virus really. It stop the hottest streak of my entire life gambling remember and he said you'd inject yourself with Corona. I will win the vaccine. If if if they cancel March madness now I'm talking about cancel it. I'm not talking about like out. I'll begrudgingly I'll be upset if it goes spectator because I think the crowds are very important when it comes to March. Madness. I will obviously still watch enjoy whatever bet everything. If. They cancel it outright canceled. I Want Corona. Virus I will actively take corona virus because at that point, there's no reason to be healthy. So are. Going to win the vaccine comes I will be injecting myself. Buyers will I not But I guess the technicality the I don't WanNa. See you get. Streak was one. That was our I remember. We got out that was years Stack Guy I remember vividly that guy sent an email, he sent me an email and it was just. All your picks documented and it. I know people are going to say I'm joking. It was like eighty, five and ten. It was better. It was fucking. It was like this statistical odds on some of the math eight point nine. It was so crazy. But that's why Love College Basketball Because College basketball I think is the one sport where you can get that type of heater I was walking on the street like was NBA flames. I'll take Indiana Syracuse. I ever every single one more. The last story here on only saw this Bryant you didn't look I like it Ohio State Ohio is starting the Attorney General Ohio starring grumble they're going sue the big ten now this let's go. Let's go. To financial. Go you better. Watch out I'M GONNA. Become an Ohio state fan the way they're going here. So sue the fuck out of the big ten I'm all for. is, Kevin Worn son officially playing at tech CNN I'm pretty sure that's still the craziest thing. The fact that the big ten commissioner son is playing college yeah. Somewhere, else I didn't know that but that's not yeah, it's crazy. Drive me nuts. anything else Poe show they got this thing help Michelangelo came up. He's like, Hey, they want you to promote the parcels sportsbook is coming in Pennsylvania no shit. Shit I've been pro how we like how many tweets how many things do you think I've done a day I go look at my time I at nine Zillion fucking things on it I need. Brian Fitzsimmons telling me to promote the sport. Hey, Fitzsimmons who I like when I ask you wanted like nicest. Guy Throw barstool where sweaters one I ask you how many we have how get me an answer before faulk in two thousand and eighteen backwards two, thousand, twenty, seven. I'm aware got promote the spy. No Pennsylvania's if anyone didn't hasn't been. Hey pinball sports. Penn, stop wearing the fucking hat. I don't need. Also re Michelangelo, you just scoot I don't even know sauntered. I don't even know what the word is for how you came up to me like, Hey, they just might. The people want you to read this tell those people of fuck off. What do you? Say that Mike. Tell Brian Simmons to go fuck himself there we go. And I like I like him. But sometimes told you will fuck yourself the thing I'm most proud of at the Christmas party this past year I started a rumor that Brian Simmons and Blackjack Fletcher got into an all-out fist. Spread like wildfire. Blackjack just dumb enough where he believed that rumor even. They were you guys Talking fuck. I one after show. What would you guys rank Stephen J on hotness scale one to ten. Look physical attractiveness I. Think he's like a solid seventy who I think it's good looking guys correct himself and. Of course. Yourself and I think he's going to. Would you re I. Keep around. He's looking good. He's he's like kind buff right now he's good looking at. Personality what might can't imagine. I disagree with personality we had it was maybe the greatest Jack of all time because we had seen as bold predictions today and. Note for the opposite sex though the person is zero. I I don't know. It's low. He's acquired tastes like what if you're not gonNA talk about Tampa Bay Bucks football whereas he go bitches love mock drafts. Yeah. He's a passionate man, but he does. I hated that Grahn fucking giggle video with Brady by the way me Puke. His bold predictions and he says that he uses raw data. and. The raw data is just him going down to schedule saying win-loss win-loss but he he like? He presents it like it's great algorithm. No one's ever seen before. Let me also clarify I love Stephen Jay I'm big fan of his person I just don't think. Talking I guess Tampa Bay football in mock draft, all the time plays the opposite sex. I don't think. I've never really heard him talk about. Well I've heard about three things. The bucks drafts and like the lawnmower fantasy lawnmower to you. Just don't know translates big zoo guy. Zoo saw. Zoo Crew Quite. Crew. He is like sitcom guidelines but real. Right, no friend of mine we after talking about his data Ned Flanders to me yet. No. After his data for forty five minutes on the AC today, which is again, just him saying win loss we lost a friend of mine tax me I. Can't believe a person like this and I'm like, yeah, he exists. No, he's just I think that outside of like you guys or anyone else rich he might in his head live the happiest life Barstool. Every single kidding me not even close. He's just he's got a wife a kid he just watches football. I always get frustrated because you can't even if the buck suck, he's like. Looked at looked at who's WHO's declaring twenty twenty? We're going to be good. He's onto the drought. Here's an arrogance match. He's Super Bowl or bus tilder mathematically eliminated and he's more excited for the draft that is correct right He's unbeatable. Because he has an ad this a long time, which is expectation. Oh, he's GonNa be Jeff. Last year he's going to be braced. Yeah they don't. And I don't. I don't. Think. So I just don't know. I mean, they got some old motherfuckers. Old Now. Yeah. Frankie. How you doing you weren't here when we talked about you how you doing. A great. Answer. Sucks. What you fucking just keep grinding. Did you apologize to Kimmy? To Kim, the waitress. As Courtney according to those. Closer out courtney like like a glass of water like got hit and was on Frankie's laptop freaking out. Okay, okay okay. Okay And His dad was. According. Just had a kid or something like that, and one of our eaters had a kidney. Got Jimmy. Boy Yeah a minute twenty seconds after the biggest game. Dance. We had a boy and I said I, don't give a fuck. On your son. You can't be talking about baby. Owners game with him he put on ninety seven year old auto-owners. What? Would you say more passionate fan of their team Seve Che and the Bucks. So franken the island. Frankie I'd say like Hash Stephen It doesn't show the emotion but I mean really he's more dedicated person Passioncom we probably Got, that brain like you can tell you everything. You know. This Frankie, not to the Frankie was going alone in like high school taking notes on the other team practicing in an empty coal, he was sneaking into the locker room and try. Yeah, it's top. That's awesome. Weird like more weird. Weird. Stephen Shea is. Weirdest fuckers I've ever met. Stephen J I really hope I. Hope he's not watching. I hope says anything but we're doing with pro football football show which everyone should watch on Sunday versus by out on Friday. we're doing the superfan thing where we're going to have super fans Kinda in the show a portion. My goal is at some point in the year to have Steven. Shay. But he doesn't even realize it why Like we're he's up against the fucking guy addresses, lasers gorilla into. Stephen Shays like does. He's like look at that loser. He just think of each rocks. Always wanted hate just and we haven't done it. We could probably do a pretty quick. It would screw that idea but just a buck minute every show. Yeah. Just the bucks minute just one minute just the box minute. podcast Willie Autumn Lindores. The where he circles the player the. That's craziest thing that we well. Scout me he. When he had thirty five. He was you. Know he he. He. He went to Scout. School. Graduated Scouts. Certified an offense I remember following him at a very early time here are and he would actually apologize to his eighty five dollars where he's like on the ultimate who's GonNa come out tomorrow Greg I just got new. Day. Who was the quarterback we had on Barstool radio like right one. St We brought Stephen in he was like, well, I've never been burned on a play whatever stephen called out like. Thirty play ran this out and the guy looked like what? Yeah I. Here's award the boy award the year award I think in his head if like the bucks fired their GM, he'd beyond like names to wash. Off. I'm. I love my job at. delay. At one point last convinced he scripted the first series for. Yes. In a bar like what play should. Waiting yet. Yeah. That's

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#1291 You're Too Far Gone

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

34:14 min | 1 year ago

#1291 You're Too Far Gone

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Recorded live at Corolla one studios with Adam, Corolla and board certified physician and addiction. Medicine specialist Dr Drew Pinski. You're listening to. The Atom and Dr Drew. Show the I. Get it on got to get on A. Band aid. Get Oh! We Who des? Lis, Lis, we we. All right it's actor or is five six also with With specialist. Can I be that come and Tommy John Dot com for sponsoring the show Noah's. been on hold for a little while. Hey, before we go to call on a thank you for making me feel less like wanted to leave the country. Just saying that things will reach an equilibrium. Settled into me a little bit. Them having great Anxiety about everything. Thank you. Thank you hey, Noah thirty-three Rancho Cucamonga. Tonight good how you doing what's up? Oh you know before I go to work I'm a truck driver, so you know just living the life I am four hundred fifteen pounds, morbidly obese and have a strong food. Addiction and I'm be small one of the family if that makes sense, yeah, how tall are you? six to I used to be six three, but after a planes and running marathons every day for P., T. I kinda shrink a little. for in the military physical training. Yeah, all right. So Halloween helping the military for Halloween the military. Two years I got the boot because I failed to run by six seconds. With, EPA, Canada, I was. Having problems my back by that time, and they told me that my problem with my back was my front How long do they give you to run the two miles? It was fifteen minutes and fifty four seconds Iran in sixteen, flat and my full-blown. was like gasping for air and couldn't breathe my lower back alley. How much amateurs? How much? What was your weight then? Two twenty five to thirty. Okay, so now you're up at four fifteen and. Trying to lose that way. Yeah! I lost a lot of weight before when I worked at a warehouse. Fiance cooks really healthy. He rarely used solve in our foods. Because a lot of already has enough salt in it. But like a lot of we are. Don't focus on salt is not your problem, but let's let's disavow any concerns about salt for the time being so you've come to the right place I've heard it all. I've seen it all the food. Pyramid turned upside down I've talked about all healthy grains and heart healthy grains, and I've heard it. All in the reality is is. Cutting out the starch cutting out the sugar that's about it. That's the only thing I've I now look. Obviously you can go moderation. I look. There's plenty of super healthy people I shade them. What's your thing and they go i? Have some yogurt with GRANOLA. And then I run ten miles, and it's like yeah, okay. You're in good shape like that. That's fine and maybe some genetic. Genetic stuff, but. Really cutting back on the CARBS is really a big deal, and so it changed my life. It changed his life. It's just works for everybody. In a world where? You know in a world where it's like some guys smoke pot. They love it and other guy smoked pot. They get they get nutty. The and they hallucinate another. Guys don't like pot, and then the guy's like whiskey. I can't stand the taste of whiskey in a world where we argue over I like soccer. I like football. This doesn't work for me. That does work for me. The cutting back of the CARBS works universally universally for everybody I've ever spoken to is. It is now a large group of people. If you see and you run into them, and it's been three months ago, man, you've got the carbs in that's it. That's it if they never tell you the diet. Their aunts and we're all grapefruits I. Remember my mom was growing up saying I'm on a Diet Amir grapefruit put honey on the grave. Like. A grapefruit diet when nine hundred and seventy-five more more Gypsy, Lunacy from idiots we should never listened to. These were the descendants of our health director Barbara Ferrara by the way these are like her forefathers were the nutty Gypsies came up with the Food Pyramid now she continues a rich legacy of misinformation and hand, wringing, and Clutch Burn Authoritarianism yes, and and and well they want what they wanted us. They WANNA make the to build regulation on their misleading false science gypsy signs, Gypsy Science. Where'd you come up with? That's how they I think of them as gypsy. I look crazy Gypsy lane. It's like you can't go on the beat while you can, but you can't lay out a towel and that's gypsy. That's crazy. Events superstitious. Stinking. Crazy Gypsy lady. Share should sing a song about. A So. Why don't you just get back off the CARBS? Can you do that well? I can. I can do that and that's the thing for me is I'm always hungry, and that's the problem. Though you you would be. There's a couple things I got some answers. Hey, back the fuck off the carbs be. Zero. Carbon can't because he'll have trouble doing that. Go to zero, no more that's it go to. Get a hamburger. Throw away the bunch. That's it that's it. That's number one working now. No, yes, yes, NO KETCHUP! Just catch well. Listen all right. Hold on, see drew this is. Here's where you faulk. Everyone up, said back I. If you throw away the gun then you can have a little catch. Don't because he's not going to follow this. He's got to be able to follow okay. Okay. Okay, so, you can't dip French fries into catch up because you don't get to have French fries, and you can't slather the ketchup on the Bun, because you don't get a pun there, but if you'd like to get yourself a double patty, rapid, some cheese and lettuce, and put a little catch up on top of that fine, you may find also they have catch up. That is no sugar added catchup, which still going to have some cars, but it's going to be better than hines or whatever you get from an APP. May I just posit that that what you're talking about? Ultimately is paying attention. And if you pay attention and make choices, and the choices include no starch on sugar, no grains. You will lose one hundred pounds. Is it. Just it was just happened. That's number one number two. You would be surprised how little you need to eat. Once you start coaching yourself up. I've talked many times about St lunch. I just would have lunch now I. Don't have lunch I. Show Up, have coffee put a little MC teens some cream in it I bring a little water juice, or whatever the celery whatever you know selling lemon in it and I. Sail right through to a sale right through to dinner. It's doable. Fasting is a better option. interrail fasting is good and get rid of the CARBS and you'll you do that for three months and get back with us? You could lose two hundred pounds that way with the fasting, but but let me just say that I the same problem with appetite, and when you really load up on high quality proteins that takes care of itself. itself. Yes, it you'll be. You'll have a for the first three or four days. You'll have some carb withdrawal and you'll feel like a heroin withdrawal. You feel like a heroin addict. You feel desperate. Yeah, now. My fiance went Vegan. The she was on the truck, may for year and a half and I always begin for a week and I got angry. You'll never make. That will not be something you can do. Now. Back off the CARBS, really back off the CARBS, sugar stay away from the sugar, but there's a little sugar and almost everything Kinda hard totally eliminated, but pay attention. You'll pay attention. You'll be fine. And do the intermit- sugar. Free creamer would be okay with coffee, no heavy cream with coffee. Now that the sugar free creamer has oils and weird yet it's not it's not see. Now. Here's the deal police. Trust me on this. You need. You take the coffee. You put the whole. Fat The whole cream in there, and you get satiated, and then you're not hungry. You start getting into the low calorie, breakfast bars and the snack. Well cookies that don't have it. You GotTa get away from all that yet. You're not gonNA eat. No Diet anything nothing that says diet or low fat or whatever don't stay away from all that yet. That's not good. And and I'm GonNa Advocate Shanahan in here. If you don't mind avoid seed oils. Yeah, so so no Kono Corn. Oil, no SAFFLOWER oil. Just stay with tallow all of Avocado. And we're leaving out is another world you can use? There's one more I remember this. With Oliver Luck If. If you use butter. Lots of butter go nuts. If, that'll help if you can't cook with good butter and good olive oil than what Kanye Cook with. All right. To Mike is lost his croff round. Michigan Mike Twenty-three? Going on that Mike. Drew? Longtime Fan. so three weeks ago. My my girlfriend passed away from what we suspected they heroin overdose I think. She tried to snort some heroin for the first time because she couldn't find any cocaine. And just I like some advice. I guess. I don't know. I'm really nervous right now, or I feel the only way that could have happened as if she got her hands on some fennel, and so in sometimes, fennel is laced into cocaine, so she may have been taking thinking. She was taking cocaine, or she was strung out on opiates, and you didn't know it. which is also very very common. In either case. Fatal disease whether she's a cocaine addict or an opiate addict. And and and I'm really sorry. She had that disease. We don't take it seriously enough. Don't understand. It's killing more. It'll kill as nearly. Nearly as Probably prior to quarantine, we were both clean for four months. We were both cocaine and then quarantine, and then we just. Went crazy with it again I guess. Yemen and this is part of the. You. And I'm so sorry. My, but you're part of the. Risk reward analysis of shutting everybody down there was not taken into consideration, and you represent a population of many many tens of thousands of people that are either dying or having severe mental health consequences of a government overreaching I'm gonNA. Say it what it was and making some bad choices released I again. I'm not critical of them. Shutting down, I'm critical of the duration of the shutdown. They should have gotten out of it as quickly as possible for exactly what happened to you and your girlfriend and I'm so sorry about this, but you must have your in the program you must. You must have a kind of a realistic assessment of. How this disease works, right? Right I'm not in any program. You know like I quit doing cocaine after she passed because of. The risk you know. Well you may WanNa. Get into a program, 'cause. This is exactly what the program is forest to help you through the extreme. stressors living without going back out I mean that's exactly what the program is about or. You should get yourself therapist man if you can afford if you can find. Got One. Actually we. We actually went to the same therapist. Hey Mike, dowse the rest of your life going. like Shit I hate waking up I was prescribed Xanax I'm waiting myself off of it really well. For Christ's sake. My cattle they prescribed me taxable. We'll take the PAXIL but get off Zanex the PAXIL. I'm not sure was the right matters. Did you see a psychiatrist? No you to my primary care. Do Not Trust. Your primary care doctor you primary care. Doctor does not understand addiction clearly, so avoid that person. They will string you out on something. You gotta get to a psychiatrist that understands addiction and get on a better energy. Depressant packs. I'm not sure it's the right idea here. Hey Mike sadly. And this goes for you and everyone listening and yours trillion Dr drew as well. Physically going to have to push through things these days just physically going have to get up I always think of it like in terms of exercise just off is. GonNa be like well. That's why he needs the schedule. You physically going to have to go. Even if you have no job or nowhere to go, you have to set your alarm for seven am every day. Get up in fucking. Walk in a circle in your living room for twenty minutes. Like you need what I'm realising is the lack of schedule. You know you always talk about. People need need meaning. They need meaning ultra lot structure lot, and if you're not getting if our society is not handing out the structure anymore, and we're really not. We used to our societies to have a lot of structure built into it so longer that way you know, it's like you know you wanna go to school. Go school if you don't and you don't really go to school like we're kind of at that point now you know La Unified. Sent hundreds of thousands students home. They're not then are kept track of half of them. When they know what happened to half of them, they stopped communicating. You know what I mean. You're just GONNA. Have to create structure. In your own life. and. It's going to be you know cradle to the grave. It's going to be an ongoing battle. It's GonNa. You'RE GONNA. Be dealing with it every every waking moment. But you will be happier. You will be more fulfilled and kind of work. Got To do some kind of work to do some kind of work and you have to. preferably something that's sorta. Has You on your feet and putting things together and started using your brain because we are not doing a good job with that at all I. told you I was feeling better. Not Now you're not. See that's how well it's not just him. It's also what you're saying. It's how fragile I feel. You know I just I go. I. Go from Okay I'm good I'm all right. We're good and then I just I. You know your problem. My friend, please. Come from love what what used to say, favorite viscous stop wait. What was that my friend? You have to do you have to sort of? have. Come on now you have to have something in front of you constantly, and unfortunately that good or bad thing well, it's good, but here's the thing. The stuff that's in front of you constantly is a virtual digital kind of world like you go. I'm going to go home. And then I gotta do the vodka cast, and then I'm GonNa Tweet, and then I'm going to write a blog, and then I'm GonNa and you. Do you go out on a run, but I e you got you better. Get that old T. bird and start restoring it. You know what I mean, I'm finished seven doing more clinically five it. What was it fifty five fifty seven? I mean. People, I look. I'm a broken record, but like you. Your project can't be a my project is I'm GonNa? Heal myself. That's not a project in your project can't be I'm going to start an online conversation. That's not a project. You need a fucking old wooden boat in your garage that you are physically engaged in restoring because what it does is it takes your brain? Brain to the spot where you're like I gotta go on Ebay and find out if this piece of hardware exists, and if it doesn't have to see about having it manufactured or see about having it fabricated, and who's going to do that, and where it's a constant kind of process, and all that does is engage you, it distracts you. You're not watching. CNN you're looking. You're looking for the physical. Process you're going through this physical process all time. Sometimes it can be in the form of writing a book or making a documentary, but it's gotta be tangible, and it's gotta be out there. And I. I'm telling you. If you told. If you told every American. Here's your homework assignment. starting Monday. You need to build a treehouse. And that means, and you go okay. What are we going to do over the weekend well Saturday? And Sunday. We're going to be online looking at treehouse designs looking for supplies trying to figure out what kind of materials do you? Should we use redwood? Should we use treated lumber? Should we use some sort of synthetic decking? What's the most cost effective how we going to design this? How strong does that if you told someone to do? If you told every American starting Monday, you're building a treehouse. American immediately, get happier, immediate, just starting Monday morning. I absolutely believe it now. Don't do it because I I go to Home Depot and I WANNA I don't WanNa wait all fucking day for shit over there, but point is. You gotta throw that Shit Out. The have to do it your. You're to into digital world through that's that's your problem. You get off and you exercise and that's good. But I gotTa tell you. There is a difference between restoring that fifty seven. T bird an exercise now. Both are good physically like you're on your feet, you're you're using your muscles. The thing about exercising is especially repetitive stuff. You can get on that treadmill for half an hour. You can get on that rowing machine for half an hour. You can go out for a jog. Your brain is still. All over the you're still thinking about the CNN story. You saw what this what the implications of that I mean. The point is you gotTa Steal Focus. You Gotta get your brain over here and so you go I sweat. I Jog I move. I know, but what are you thinking about when you're jogging? The whole time and I listened to a podcast. I'll listen to podcasts and that's good, but nothing like problems solving. You know. And and and and in a short tangible fashion, so please everyone pick up. something. I mean. Even if it's like one of those heath kits remember heath kit now they have the super fancy stuff. Go by a model and build a digital clock or something know just at home. Get out the soldering iron. Just. Get your steel that focus when you. Think about. Been! I know I've been talking about this, but I was really drilling down on it the other day. When you're physically, you know when you gotTA. Chop saw, and you fire it up. And he got that big ten inch blade whizzing around, and you're lowering down trying to make a picture frame and got a piece of Oak and you're here. You're mind's not anywhere, but they're not to get your fingers off. Get it right on the Line I. I, mean you're just you're one hundred percent. When you fire up, a chop saw the noise go sailing. You got to sixty two carbide bit. It's whizzing around. It's ten inches or twelve inches, and you're taking your little piece of one by three, and you're making a picture frame adamant. You're kind of lowering it down to get on the line or there's a laser that's going online. Where where is your head you with Anderson Cooper on CNN Are, you picturing looting and rioting! Are you picturing white tops beating up black men, or or are you just there? You better be there. You're going to lose your fingers. The more that stuff, then then you cut that stuff now it's time to put it together. You know now you have to get the biscuit joiner or the plate joiner out, or maybe you're gonNA fire fire. Maybe you'RE GONNA toenail. Glue it up and now you're gonNA. Fire off that pin nail. Where's your brain? And before you squeeze that trigger? Right there. You need more activities that get you right. there. All, right Tommy John. That's right there. The secret to sting sweat free this summer Tommy John Yeah. Oh Man, they are some already. Their stuff is so good. They have underwear bras as well. They have stuff for men and for women, but it's cool, and it's cotton and I. Wear it all day every day. I wear the undershirts. Wear underpants. It's cool like I. said I wear them I. Hang Him out. They air dry a put him on the next day. Little shot of. 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Religious Revival was talking about how the current social unrest is sort of an awakening, because when you talk to people about their positions either way, it's like talking to somebody about religion, and whether you're. Talking about the existence of God to a religious zealots like you can't, people can't. They can't have conversation. So I was reading about it and it's often associated with some social unrest and. Usually, there's some sort of charismatic leader that emerges so that'd be interesting to see if that kind of thing happens. but I've noticed that people are starting to call it awakening. Interesting I found people saying it seems like there's been an awakening. Thanks this large another wake, and it could just. It's sort of the opposite of religion. Say without religion. This other thing is sort of. Bled in social awakening social justice awakening. And I don't know if it's a good thing or bad. Thing I I know well I know that it's causing. Concerns. Why did I bring this up I wanted to I wanted to take it something about what I was feeling. I don't know I guess it was just I needed I have. You tried it I guess it was this. That talking to people. About, religion for instance is kind of a special thing. It's hard to talk to people you. We were talking yesterday I. Think about thinking fast and saint thinking slow. We're talking to the thinking fast part of the brain again, not the critical thinking part. How do you have any strategies for getting people to sort of engage in dialogue about this? These topics that they have such rigid feelings round. Again I I look at eight Brown who I talked to yesterday on a stream and feel really positively about that exchange, but that's one of the he's. He's a psychoanalyst. He knows how to have those sorts of exchanges. Is there some strategy? We should all be using to talk to each other, do think. Now. What I've learned. From people who have. False thoughts, incorrect dots, or whatever thoughts is and remember they're coming with projections and the acquisitions and the out these are really sorted out false. They are false thoughts, oftentimes, because thinking is often the problem in which something people don't understand. But there's all kinds of psychological processes to get in the way of our cognition, and we all have it under percent of a seven right so now I'm going to let them down the vine and move somewhere away from them. I'm done sort of wasting breath to now. I got to Australia. Yeah, well. Help. Group the deal is I've never successfully talked anyone into or out of anything, because if you're stupid enough to have your shitty idea in the first place, then you're too far gone. That's that's that's the thought. You can't talk a flat earth or a flat. Earth. Not because. The. Earth is round, but because they're dumb, enough to buy into the flat earth premise. So whatever whenever there's a movement and people get caught up in movement. And especially if the movement is based on. Based on little or nothing statistically then good luck talking them out of something that they've bought into. That doesn't exist, and it's not dumb being down to be fair. Saddam is I know it? It's not domino at classic. Let me give you an example of how it works the there's a fly their flatter scientists. And they went hate. The these expensive gyroscopes at the government runs military. If we could get our hands on one of those we could prove the earth is flat. Because if it were around, there should be a one quarter second. All you know change in that gyroscope every hour, so they got one. And there was a one quarter second change they went. Where we need to be able to explain that we need to find a way to explain that. Rather than going Oh, we must be wrong. Update our our. Our conclusions, they go. They start arguing from conclusion. which is there are this flat? We got explain away this quarter. Second Change, right. That's that's a psychological process. That's not dumb. Psychological, mechanism. Calling dumb just should've street vernacular. Dumb I'm not I'm not I'm not going. Do I've not looked? I can't get people to rinse coffee mom. I'm not going to explain how. I WILL Say how life works. Because that's where you have to go, you have to literally go to their sense of how the world works and then go back to now. Why do you have the strange? I just cut them out. It's a lot of people now I end up talking to guys like you and my Mark Garrison folks like that a lot more than I do people that I don't get any traction explaining anything to them. Just imagining now that you're you're new garage is going to be like a clubhouse for people to hide out in. Without the strange thoughts. Well, you know If you take folks like. You know the folks like Kevin Han? Choi enjoy eating with and spending time with and WHO's GonNa. Come to the clubhouse and watch football games. We're not on the same page politically, but we both agree on this makes sense, versus that doesn't make sense. We're both intellectually honest, and so on, and so far so there is never any friction, or or any situation with with him and anyone else. Who feels that way I think mark garrison I may be. Far Apart on certain issues politically, but there's never any friction because he doesn't command that I obey his doctrine, right and I don't command that he obeys my doctorate. And That's where the problem comes. The problem comes as when I then must think like you like I I was sort of. Thinking about it. I was making a note about it. He's not fascism or to Talibanism, aren't they? Both in that spectrum right? Yes, it's it's it's. It's not as I was. I was thinking about it. Is it's it's not the problem with a lot of folks and especially in Hollywood is. It's not that my politics have changed its that I will not bow before their politics. See they go. Oh, you're politics change. That's not the issue. Everyone changes evolves and by the way I didn't change that much society around me change, but what you need me to do. Is. Neil in front of your doctrine, otherwise I'm out. That's what's changed. You're looking at me is changing. It's not that. The deal is you must consume my ideas. Otherwise you're out, not. The problem isn't you're having your own ideas? It's you're not. You're not taking. You're not in lockstep with me, Yep. Which I've never understood, but as I've looked at it like religion, I know you know, but Dennis prager deeply religious Jew who enjoy spending a lotta time with I have no connection to his religion whatsoever. I respect that he's connected to. It has nothing to do with me. It's his. Personal. Casually those beliefs. are going to go well, according to his Jewish beliefs. Man can't Mar- marry another man and I will go well. I'm for gay marriage, but I understand. That's your belief according to your. A according to your. Faith. And now respect that. When the doesn't have to be a deal breaker I don't know why it's seems. crazily, it seems very narcissistic to go. Look, here's what I believe unless you buy in I mean isn't that kind of what radical Islam does like? You got a buy into everything. We're saying otherwise we kill you same with. Totalitarianism say with fascism. Right I. I don't find that to be a step toward the light. Okay All right. You can get my book and. The audio books six and a half hours, or so. That's good in there, and you can go to Amazon. Dot Com and I was saying preorder for the last two months, but now you just order it man and it's going to show up. It's strong and. Look out no apologies there. I'm your emotional support. Animal navigating are all woke. Note, joke, culture, perfect timing. Right drew perfect timing. 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Hard Factor 1/8: Cyntoia Brown Granted Clemency, Idaho Teacher Gets Off Animal Cruelty Charges, and Elon's World: Exploding Spaceship Edition

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Hard Factor 1/8: Cyntoia Brown Granted Clemency, Idaho Teacher Gets Off Animal Cruelty Charges, and Elon's World: Exploding Spaceship Edition

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Pats going to take one about an Idaho teacher who has been forgiven for hating puppies. No. It's not true. Not my world, everybody the state only by the courts, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do eons world, the exploding spaceship addition. And then Markle take us through a lightning round of other headlines takeaway west all right, sin Toya Brown. A woman who has been serving a life sentence for the killing of a man who hired her as a prostitute. When she was sixteen will be granted clemency in August of this year and will be under ten years parole supervision as granted by Tennessee. Governor Bill Haslam as the two dozen four case ghost and toyah who was the underage sex slave of a pimp named cutthroat. Yeah. Shot the John coincidentally named Johnny Allen. And army veteran who brought the then sixteen year old back to his house for some hundred and fifty dollar sex fair price. She's what what a terrible prostitute prostitution's. The oldest profession have some fucking respect for the game. You're gonna. Kill someone. Well, the thing is though what wait, wait. You're mad at her a mad at her. She she killed the guy that's paying for says. She was sixteen. Choose force. Fuck the guy dude named cutthroat. Well, cutthroats, the blame you know, his worn cutthroat. If you're born cutthroat, you only got two choices jobs. One of them's pip names only giving dot cutthroat. Yeah. Here in person here. And he's the army vets that got shot in the head. He probably thought she was seventeen ish. All right. Some states. So joking. So so Johnny was sleeping peacefully since has shot him in the head stole some guns money and took off with his F one fifty. So I can hear all the rednecks out. Oh, God, not the guns and the F one fifty maybe a little upset. So she was tried and convicted as an adult and the prosecution claimed the killing was not in self defense. But a simple case of greed and robbery those sin Toya claims the robbery was out of fear to not return to cutthroat empty-handed, which was probably something that really chapped cutthroats ass. Not something you do know. That's the first thing he teaches you don't come back up to hand. Cutthroat has one rule. Yeah. He cuts your throat if you come home empty-handed. Could be coincidence. So this case gained national attention. The documentary was made about it as the poor girl was clearly the victim of underage sex trafficking and back in two thousand seventeen Kim Kardashian and Kanye west came forward to again voice their opinions on the case, which which through the case and do in the media spotlight or because you know, that's their job. Yeah. I mean, they got some clout one up since the killing Tennessee has changed their laws, and how they view sex slaves. Basically in today's court. She would have been seen as a victim and not a criminal in the original court transcription toy it was described as a teen prostitute. When in fact, she was just the poor child being forced to be raped over and over sex slave jelly. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. That's not good. So since she wasn't has been incarcerated she's worked hard to turn her life around. She's gotten her associate's degree. She was mentoring troubled youth in prison. She's going to set up a nonprofit to help, you know, other at risk youth in Tennessee. And so she's. Wow. Thirty and and sounds like she might might actually do some good when she's released from from prison. Do we know about that? We don't do much good. No come on. That's a shitty. Shitty. Take just hunt. She's gonna be getting in trouble with the law again. Nothing. If not a realist, Mark, I I'm not buying the whole story to be honest with you, I think that she was more of a prostitute than a sex slave. But it's okay, she's six thirty and shoes she knew Jews doing she's potentially. Obviously not there's a lot of sexy regarding on. It's not good. And also, the probably go after cutthroat in the story, but I'm not buying that she's gonna be fucking model citizen. Maybe we should move on. Let's move on. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know we're gonna comments for this. It's basically she shouldn't be released verse. She should be released. Those comments is. Yeah. Like if she got jail like at the right time for her situation. Right. Like, she obviously has had some time to think about everything that's happened since he's been here yet. I mean, you guys remember when you were sixteen the choices you made it wasn't. I remember how I still tricks shooting people that had thing. Sucks thing saying, you might not everything was in your control. I guess everyone's at fault in this story. Okay. Agreed. Yeah. Moving on. All right. Okay. So here's a fun one for you. A grueling today trial in Franklin county, Idaho, ended yesterday with a verdict of not guilty. The accused a middle school teacher named Robert Crossland the crime feeding a puppy to a snapping turtle after school in front of a group of children, not guilty. Not guilty. Yeah. This all happened back in March when the science teacher from Preston highschool did what he was trained to do. Teach kids about the circle of life by murdering man's best friend the disturbing. Feeding took place after school hours, which is even creeper. If you ask me because it was like an extra credit assignment. It wasn't long before word got around town into a local rights and animal rights, activist and busybody Jill perish who filed a an animal. Cruelty lawsuit against the teacher was he a high school teacher middle middle school junior. Cross cross. Defense attorney did not dispute the accuracy of the story whatsoever. But did add that the puppy was sick. And likely to die soon that poppy was annoying the pub- the puppy had it coming. So this all started when Crossland son Mario had been given the puppy by farmer who informed him that. It was sick and dying. And it was like we'd what what the fuck like does this kid live in a sop fables? Did this happen when he made a wrong turn on a country road? Like a kid you want this sick puppy? Anyway, it is worth farmer would only give him a dying runt. Yeah. We'll also who the fuck did you ever get a puppy from when you were a teenager? The country. They give away like on the side of the road. Yeah. I'm curious about the farmers former Mario relationship, if he asked me farm farmer went by nickname of cutthroat anymore when his sister, they got the puppy. They tried to nurse it back to health. But look after a day. It was clear that this puppy was going to die. So they did the natural thing and gave it to their dad to feed it to his snake. They gave the puppy of fucking day, and they gave it to their creepy, dad. Like if it was that sick. They probably shouldn't have except. Hey, hey, you guys gonna use that sick puppy? That's what makes us really weird. Like, you can tell pretty quickly when puppies are young runs that probably aren't going to make it. So it's so weird that the farmer would give this kid a run that was. Yeah. So in the morning on the day of the feeding Crossland had brought the puppy to work, and he tried to feed it to a snake in the classroom before the students got there in the snake? Look up at cross on fended is blatant stereotyping. It's come on, bro. Really? So cross took the puppy back to his vehicle which happens to be a van, and he left it there for the rest of the day. So he's got a snake in the classroom. He's got multiple reptiles in the classroom. They're they're like pretty obvious you walk into class. Knicks just got a puppy inside. It's. Crowns was in the court. He like took the stand was like my pappy used to make me watch Curtis kill puppies off the time. There was there was quite a bit of that night. A so cross state after school that day to help some students with the project when he remembered. Oh, yeah. I left a sick puppy in my van all day. And he got an idea you said some of the to the effect of hey, you guys want help. Feed. My snake with a puppy from my van. Does anyone kid gave me? Yeah. Exactly. Then the members of his after school psycho club said no teach. We don't mind things like that. That's why joined this club yet to make the puppies, impending death more satisfying to the group of developing serial killers Crossland, let the group handle the puppy. And then he was like, hey, does anyone wanna take this puppy home? But that was the question yard already knew the answer to again because it's a psychopath club. And then it was feeding time. So we thought let's give the snake another stab. But the snake was like brought is this a trick? I'm still not eating this fucking puppy. But someone at the puppy. So we put it in a three hundred fifty gallon tank that belong to the class snapping turtle Monte who dragged alive, puppy underwater, drowning it and then eating it which is just like another day in science class. She's Shane Shane right shirt that teachers defense attorney said, quote, Mr. Crossland has several reptiles that need to feed regularly on live animals like his snake and people think he somehow created some suffering for this animal, but if he failed to feed is turtle that would have been suffering dangerous reptiles this guy have in the class release too. And this is a divided issue in Preston, Idaho. Because one parent said, quote, if you're not fine with it, you leave the room, and then he took a long pull of his cores yellow billion spit a dip on the floor. This snapping turtle, by the way was legal. And they put it down. That was actually the only charge. He got he got hung up got illegal to kill snapping turtle too. So the great move guy. Yeah. That's a fun. Idaho's definitely gonna Netflix special about a group of serial killers twenty or no, I I think that I've cracked the case actually while we've been talking I'm pretty sure that this was all Mario Mario orchestrated. This whole thing on you. He was given a run puppy. He was given a healthy puppy that turned into a runt to killed by his teacher. Yeah. If you live near this guy's son. Mario you're going to get killed soon. Are you did take the ten crying saying he thought he was doing the right thing? Given the puppy was dad who knew how to snake, but that's another issue. Tickets the internet Brannagh Welty brianna wealthy says. Wow. So one cannot feed a dead puppy to turtle without being the end of the world, but a woman can murder their babies in the womb everyday. What a crazy world this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, kids don't have to watch that shit every day. You fucking psycho. Hot antiabortion take. That's awesome. Anti-washington? Mill school kids. All right. Let's take it over to Ilan's world the exploding spaceship edition so NASA and SpaceX are scheduled to wash their first test flight of the falcon nine rocket and the dragon spacecraft together on January seventeenth those cool. Cool fucking names, really cool names. This is the first time that this quit the falcon nine and the dragon has been used in combination. And it's a test flight for the first commercially crude mission that should take place about a month after the test. And so we need to get invited to like a nerdy. Like viewing party of this of this launch saw like Oscars party. We should definitely try to attend one. If they have those. I'm sure they do, but we spend our whole lives trying to not associate with nerds. We don't know any. Well, we got. So the tests may be delayed because ninety percent of Nassau's furloughed. So the government shutdowns affecting whether they can have it. That's not really the story today. What we're talking about? Now is how lon- musk has finally agreed with hard factor that the odds are very high that this puppy explodes on its inaugural launch. While the test flight is not man this first one, isn't man. The next one will be Alon had this to save regarding the risk, quote will be extremely intense early flights are especially dangerous, and there's a lot of new hardware on quote. So basically like don't be surprised if this thing just fucking explodes. It's going to explode. So one test flight where it might explode and they go right into human testing. Right. The one just just one just the one guaranteed failure. Who's next you know, that you're pissed if you're next up. Some people thought that NASA might be upset by Musk's warnings about a possible test failure because they they paid for, you know, low low likelihood of failure. But apparently, they probably agree with him. Nasa consultant, Wayne HALE said, I think it's impossible to fly new space vehicle without learning. Something significant that you did not expect second flights are only slightly less risky. Mr. musk is definitely well advised to lower expectations. A second flight. Definite, desks. Third flight. Maybe like like who's wife's going to be a widow at the end of the second flight things. Like that. Would you learn right as Alon musk and this NASA guy, just two megahertz telling you that like, oh, we'll definitely kill you without thinking twice about it in the name of space progress. So it might never be my never be safe. But we're gonna get some up there. Eventually eventually, we'll have to kill about fifty may maybe a hundred who knows I lying if I said that the pictures of the spaceship on launchpad, aren't really awesome. So he's dragon and falcon how could it not look fucking bad ass looks pretty cool looks pretty cool, but taking it to the internet. Tina right is not happy. She says go home, we need a wall. And that was oh, yeah. That's basically that I tried to look at comments for this one. It's like a bunch of people who are like scientists who are like actually discussing like what the whole of the space cares spacecraft is made out of. And then there's like random people who just pop in saying, you need more liberals to shoot up to Mars. I think they're taking it all wrong here. I think that they're too focused on the wall between US Mexico. It's already it's already too late to many Mexicans of gotten. Let's get up to Mars early build the wall before we colonize Mars fresh start. There you go. It's like, hey is it time to go to Mars yet? What was the wall Bill? All the shame of America on Mars. Yeah. We'll wait till the walls done. Yeah. I'm not going up until that Walston. So let's get to some things. We didn't some stories win and get to good news for snowbirds looking for cheap vacations. Seven men have been killed in a shooting attack at a bar and Mexico's Caribbean. Coastal city of Playa del Carmen authority said Monday, so tickets the plateau Carmen, they're gonna plunge. That's what you don't leave the resort. No, you do not leave the resort in other news related to Mexico. President Donald J Trump tweeted, I am pleased to inform you that I will address the nation on the humanitarian and national security crisis on our southern border Tuesday night at nine PM eastern time. So tune into that tonight, there won't be any football with this probably going to be alive wall building over under whether he declares a national emergency. I say abs- fucking Lutely. So that's like a yes, or no, yes or no. But there's no football tomorrow and trying to make a little football. I think he's gonna shoot on over to the border and how someone working on the wall over one hundred one point five. National emergencies declared what's the spread on that? We'll see we'll see some glorious plans. I think. Yeah. I just got it a gamble. You know, not a sports guy. But I gotta give this week. So I'm about a great time. Right. Like a month after Pete Davidson had a meltdown and told the world he was going to kill himself. He got to go home with Kate Beckham sale after the Golden Globes and allegedly dipped in it or so the moral here is whine and cry like a little bitch. And then you get to fuck another ten, you know, Mark I've been I've been trying my life. It doesn't work. Well, it's working for him. It'll make get over some heartbreak Becca Pete. I'm so suicidal. I'm not gonna wanna sleep alone night. And it doesn't I mean, I do dude. In college that Slade with the depressed act. Like, I mean, just murdered just cleaned up. Like any bar? You know, he was like Gould. I don't work on them. What's the point? Anyway. Oh, yeah. So to depress to put to impress just hurt. Too much. Kevin Spacey was in court on Monday where he pled guilty to groping an eighteen year old busboy back in two thousand sixteen tip better. Yeah, he won't be back in court again until March fourth. Why were a fifteenth nineteen year old boy, I would probably steer. Well, clear Spacey's house the next few months because everyone knows the few months before you get locked up you jittery and you go him. You know, it's very true. Gotta get it. In might not have it for a while. Exactly. In a story that Florida tips can store that Florida can only tip their cap to a man in Memphis. Tennessee was arrested for allegedly yelling racial slurs at a group of thirteen year old kids and then chasing them down in his car while Brandis brandishing a gun after both of the groups left, the Family Dollar store. Matt each other, okay? Family Dollar classic Family Dollar parking lot scenario. And WikiLeaks on Sunday advise journalists not to report one hundred and forty different false and defamatory statements about its founder, Julian Assange, so clearly Sandra one of his buddies at WikiLeaks got drunk and angry about some article someone wrote about Assange and went way overboard here. But hey in the spirit of not liking to be told what to do by nerds. I'm gonna go ahead and spread three false statements about Julian Assange right now, Julian Assange is normal looking join us on just great at keeping secrets really and Julian Assange never sexually assaults women. Al- falsehoods? And that's going to do it for hard factor. Now that the holidays are over. We're back on the grind we had the number one episode in our category for yesterday's show. So thanks so much to all the listeners, we really need your support to keep this thing. Growing spread the word. Subscribe to heart factor on every platform under the sun and leave us flattering reviews. 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#1260 All Character, All The Time

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

38:52 min | 1 year ago

#1260 All Character, All The Time

"Thanks for listening to the atom and Dr Drew Show on podcast one. Well we talked character. We talk about how to find the funny. It's an interesting little. Yeah dive we take into comedy here right right and Yeah Oh yeah I liked it and and your dad and my dad will do all that personal time about Tommy John. Over the next few weeks all going to spend a lot of time at home and that means comfortable lounge wear and underwear. Tommy John is offering twenty percent off your first order softest most breathable proprietary fabrics. Perform like nothing. You've ever worn no role way. Spandau wedgie guarantee no visible panty lines for the women. Quick-draw fly for the FELLAS and I gotTa tell you the lounge where you you know. I love the underwear. Underwear is the best especially if you're out jogging or you're rowing guy do or jogging like Dr drew does but The LOUNGE WEAR. It is so soft it is so comfortable and The given twenty percent off your first order. So let's get going. 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Get your free guide right now. A NETFLIX DOT com slash Adam. That's nets we dot com slash Adam recorded live at Corolla one studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr Drew Pinski. You're listening to the atom. Dr Drew. Shell be I get it on. Got To get it on a judge with again on mandate get it on. Thanks for tuning in thanks. Jonathan that's actor Zika doctorate over here now. Are you doing risky? So you know I'm still in this word. Emotional state But edition the. Ptsd I got from looking at all. That baby footage I also noticed that feeling uncertain unsafe. It's baby footage or did I told you I got. Ptsd for looking at all the footage of our kids growing. You know our kids vol. Oh baby footage yeah. Ptsd baby for thirty kids dying in the ICU or something. Now we're looking at you know this country anymore. It's sad right. No it's just we watch these videos. I mentioned yesterday and It gave me. Ptsd go back to when Susan you mentioned day before mentioned a few days ago a couple days ago do shock and almost died and then you know the just that we were just out of control over our head trying to get through it but I but I started thinking about you know what else is going on these days and uncertainty and unsafe. I started thinking those are words that ring true to me right now. You know we. It's hard to predict the future feel unsafe Taking you know the the press is constantly bearing down with horrible messages. That make you feel unsafe. And we don't really know how this is going to go going forward with all the economic impact is going to be this. I think like PTSD all the time. And then I depicting shit storm too. You know around. Yeah making for telling the truth. Yeah well it's it's it's interesting you know. I've said for a long time People like will you're GonNa let your kid play football or football or whatever it is. I used to say they'd tell about the dangers in a tackle football and I'd say like a bus it up. Knee dislocated fingers. I said that that's she. It's temporary but being a pussy a lifetime sentence and I'm fucking meant it when I said being a pussy is a lifetime. Let me let me use me myself as case one. I was a colossal pussy when I start with started playing football and it was one of the most important experience of my was not quitting. Which very nearly did rising up to the occasion putting myself on the line constantly in learning how to be good. Even though I was scared shitless ended up really good. There's a lot and then and then also but it's also putting myself in harm's way behalf of my peers was a big part of it and then leading in Is so much on the. Yeah yeah no completely completely yeah you learn a lot more from blocking than you do from carrying the football which I learned as well. I WanNa know Gary there is a there is a tweet somebody sent me which is talking to Joel McHale on ACS. I love Joel McHale. But the fuck in Hollywood line where it's like Bill Maher's blaming China for the Corona Virus. And everyone has to defend. China and the reason they feel like they need to defend China is because they feel like we're racist and it's and we're going to enable racism you know like we're GonNa like like here's what I'm saying like there's a large percentage of this population that could go out there and Bash Chinese people if we thought we got the thumbs up from Bill. Maher known I mean again. It's pretty narcissistic. Thank you have control over other people and then people start citing the stuff where it's like you know. People are scared to eat Chinese food. And like I don't know are there. Hey is that really a thing and by the way the Arna. Beer sales dropped. I mean that's how primitive animal we are. Well we're definitely stupid and you know we're definitely now. We're punishing Mexico for China's virus. But my point is there is. There are pockets of people who What percentage of Americans are attacking Chinese citizens because of their heritage? I I can't imagine even registers as a percentage because let's let's put it to you this way if this was going on in any fashion when you see it at the top of CNN. Every night and I have seen some stories and they do push them up But I can. I can imagine it's you know it's gotta be really rare but sad but rare. Yeah but running sad like here's my point After nine eleven there were very few incidents of Americans going after Muslims basically are Sikhs or whomever they must mistaken for. They'd mistaken for terrorist right it existed but not in any real numbers will. Here's the thing that I don't know is that that rhetoric is gonNA affect those screw balls. Those that's my whole point if in fact you're a racist person. I if you don't even know who Bill Maher is if like you're real he some Hollywood comedian home. All you know who the hell he is right. We are not taking your marching orders from bill. Maher you if in fact you are bona fide. If you are racist enough to think it would be a good idea to randomly attack a Chinese person on the street. There's no words that's triggering you to do that that's you that's on you and you're a criminal. Essentially yes you're criminal. And what percentage by the way and. Then here's what I would say. Fucking heroes good. How come I haven't heard you take the same stance against black lives? Matter IS NOT GETTING COPS. Attacked is in is in this rhetoric of black lives matter. And you're putting cops in danger and how come how come you you've been silent on that one. Then but you're super vocal about Chinese and how this puts them in danger because of the rhetoric fine. Nothing happens statistically I get it so somebody sent me a tweet. And he's like I agree with Joel. Mchale you know this. Blame IT on China. It's GONNA trigger. Could possibly Blah Blah Blah to Chinese but Another fucking hero. What is up with all the young Douche heroes out there but and I get it. I would Hollywood's do and that's that's the audience you can't you can't upset the audience but Was It tweet favored Or tweeted out The other night so gary probably find. Maybe I'll buy them some time and we'll I it's definitely not favorable. Did you re tweet? It probably re re tweeted it. Yeah I'll play that maritime about that unprepared with Boertien Dr Drew I wanNA hear it. Yeah why don't we Try to figure out what you'RE GONNA do. And he's Just the FBI that we're in a weird situation here. Where if I'M PLAYING VIDEO? That's not buying me time. I can't look for it and play the video at the same time. Well it got retweeted like last night or something so you can take a look and I'll go ahead and play this abortion right at the top of the it's right at the top of whatever. I retweeted right so drew. What would you do for abortion? LemMe hit let me hit manscaping first and then we'll play this This video for you Oh it's too. Sticky Cancer Wariness Month. So please be aware people. So it's aboard for for the Atom Andrew Show comes from landscape best man's below the belt grooming precision engineered tool for the family jewels and As we know we now know April. Statistically Cancer Awareness Month now one guy every hour every day's diagnosed with testicular cancer manscaping and the testicular cancer. Society have partnered to raise awareness with the we save balls in Sorry intuitive sorry. Now wait a minute initiative I screw that word up initiative we save balls initiative. So here's the thing if if you're going to go down there and keep things nice and groomed and tidy down. In another reason nether regions. It'd be nice to check your junk down there. See if you feel any lumps or any swelling and that way keep it clean down there with the manscaping and Check for testicular cancer. They have the lawnmower three point out waterproof skin save trimmer crop preserver. Anti Chafing Ball Dod as well. It's Manscaping I meant doing the Manse game movement and start taking care of your balls today. Get Twenty percents off plus free shipping with the Code Eighty S at MANSCAPING DOT com. Always use the right tools for the job. That's twenty percent off plus free shipping Dot Com with code. Eds your balls will thank you yes this guy said don't empower the racists he doesn't want to empower racists out there are countries dumber than we'd like to admit. I get the dump part and leave at least. That guy took that approach. I you know what I mean. He's Yeah I don't think we're I don't think we empower racists by telling the location that virus emanated from I wrote what about empowering China by not blaming China's government doesn't that and Powell or China. Yeah well what about the dangers of empowering China? That sounds dangerous to me right so I would like to blame China because I would like to not empower them. That's my thinking but anyway thanks here. We have We have the or Shin. We talked about the abortion thing for saying because I I just a little thought experiment. While you're doing that the read they're talking about checking your balls that every road. I could think of going down the abortion. I I just I I I start with. Fear which blocks funny immediately and second identity were thought by thought. Abortion can juxtaposed with something nothing. Would men got abortion? Nothing vacuums abortion any thing. I just got good pathetic. Glad you got nothing. So how does the process work? Let's see if we can figure it out will play in real time floor. Shit I hold on. Let her finish your bloody Mary before little. It's a hot button issue. I get it. I understand being kind of politicize. Now they're fucking chicks up there making speeches about how happy they were with their first abortion. I think they've never been involved with Wanda though. I think my parents were definitely on the fence itself. Point thank God. My Dad's like how much it's one hundred. Twenty one dollars off fucking. We're going to spend less. Raise that kid one. Twenty-one let's see what's three pair tough skins and set you back. Proudly Pencil out all right portion in one thousand nine hundred sixty four one hundred and twenty-one bucks yeah okay well we're not paying for college or just go ahead. Put a goose egg. They're not getting a tutor now. Why use a tutor for? He's not going to college shirts. Fuck AIN'T GONNA buy embraces where we AB hoping tough skins and three hungry man dinners. That's all I got one hundred bucks. We're fucking this is awesome. Go ahead and shoot him out. Thank God my dad. Knocked up my mom before this one cut his dick off. Good Luck. Finding my dad's Dick not blessed me another one less controversial. The balls come is. Ball's come yeah you you're the Maya Angelou Union electricians. Where's My Steno Pad? I want to write that down. You GOTTA BUCK SLIP. Right there at the next time after eulogize a loved one. I'll quote your words. You know any words that Christie Union electrician. The balls come is the ball's yes so man and why are you making a face right? I got it So the angle their sleep was what if I was aborted right and then how. My parents made a financial decision. See once you got to that point where it was cheaper to raise the kid than aboard the kid. That's your angle. Yeah there's no more danger in that we're just talking about the and now we're getting into references like tough skins and huffy bikes in hungry man dinners densities and right and then doing the math adding up three hungry man dinners three paragraph. Scans one huffy coming under the price of one? By the way you're huffy by came in parts. As I recall it was one up. You could buy a whole huffy because it was cheap but I wanted something or you want to swear. Yeah yeah wanted I wanted something a little higher end So that's your angle see. That's how you that's how you figure it out well. I had curry though you know what I'm saying. That's the hard part is that you ju just. Are you listening to something to feel something because for me? The era blocked everything. Well you have to find an you have to find a first angle. Yeah you're not GonNa find the whole angle you find the first angle and you think well. What about me was I would? Was I a candidate for abortion and my parents about abortion and now what about me is a pretty interesting thought already right? Yeah but you have to D- tune it a little bit like if you can start pointing at someone in the audience and asking if they've had an abortion or start talking about a girlfriend who had an abortion after figure out. Let's turn it on me if I can turn it on me. I can take some of the heat off it in on me and it'll be me me being aborted. You know that's a way to defuse this thing. You know what I mean. That's that has so much energy to it now will go to what if it was me being aborted and that will take a lot of the energy out of it then once. I go me will think of well. What is a comical offshoot of me? And then you'll go. I bet my dad wanted to abort may now we get into the self deprecation meets poor upbringing? And now we have fertile soil about him being too poor and too lazy to to abort you know right and the interesting concept of not GonNa pay for braces not GonNa pay for College Not GonNa Save or pay for anything so this is a financial decision and then you have the sorted out. GotTa have the outrageous part of it which is spending less on a child. Then the abortion would cost. Yes which is A. That's the outrageous part. That's what makes it funny. Yes go ahead drew. We gotta get your mom and dad into just for a little interview here. We we have spent crossed many a mile on their behalf. So many things. I'd like to ask them did out was telling you I. Last time I met with my dad. I told him he had character issues. Okay well you know. He's always kind of he was kind of pressing on me of like you know. Why don't we hang out more? Nother words like I mean meaning. Why don't you come to my house and sit here and listen to me for often? You know what I mean which is fine and he he he kept kind of pressing it and I thought to myself you know I have a thought about it but I've never really shared it with them and I said You know Dad. Here's kind of a part of the issue for me. I am very character oriented just I But but I would say more so than your average person. You know your average person early. That'll but what do you mean by that? I'm not interested in most people I think are interested in how nice somebody is right. I love character also also a lot of people like what can you do for me? You know what are you you know? What's in it for me? This relation how do we make me feel Kinda thing? Yeah I guess so. My thing is all character. Oh character all the time and when? Somebody's doing something that shows a lack of character. I'm very unattractive to that person. And when someone does something shows high character I'm conversely very attracted to that person so character is is an issue for me. The for instance. I don't know what Susan thinks about character. I know what Lynette thinks about characters. Not Neither here nor there. It's just not a part of what she's interested in when it comes to whomever for me it's everything and so my dad is kind of pressing me is basically saying. Why don't you like me more like? Why don't we hang out more? Whatever and I just said look. I'm very much into character. And I have a very negative reaction to low character and I have deemed. You A low character. I I mean if you'd like to know what is going on my go. What did he say what the world you tell them? What you base it on at least no I mean I think he kinda gets not doing anything for anybody ever kind of makes you that person. You know kids adolescent kids with mental health issues and stuff. Yeah he did in the he did. He did talk about you know volunteering at the prison and going in and counseling people and doing he defend himself with this. Yes yes he did and now. Here's the thing that's interesting and I've noticed this. I noticed it with him. I've noticed it with a lot of people. Everybody wants to make an external and internal defense of their character right and so they pick little they pick things that sound good like i. I was a Catholic Big Brother in automated. I used to go in and volunteer down at the soup kitchen or I used to help. Help underprivileged helps tutor underprivileged kids. We all get that part right back. That's a that's a thing. That's that's window dressing for your character. But what my dad didn't do and what character is character is day in and day out. That's a lifestyle you donating a million dollars to the march of dimes Blah Blah Blah. That's all well and good but it's still kind of window dressing. You know these are overt external gestures. That are meant to be picked up and talked about. This is external character. Internal character is the day in and day out character of being a neighbor being a father being a husband. A wife raising kids. You know the nuts and bolts of the character the part where you know. I started a charitable organization to feed the kids and whatever and and went online and got people that donate stuff. That's good like I'm not begrudging that but I'm still not going to count. That is character. That's flashes of character. You know I mean. That's that's his sprint. Character is a marathon. Had you mean what you think of that concept I just I absolutely in fact when people you know we talk about character pathology? We're talking about life long patterns right and as I was thinking about you were talking about you know being of service other people imagining that for you character would be more in the zone of I'm so lucky to be able to be of service to people. I drive rape privilege enjoy and doing that and I do it all the time. And as opposed your dad going I went to the president wants. You know I just wasn't it wouldn't say once but he pick out a little chapter so he ignored his family essentially entire life. He never did anything for my sister. You bring up. Well hold on. Never you know. Did a bunch of very low character endeavors. I mean very they would be self you know. He did what he wanted to do when he wanted to do it and how he wanted to do and that's how he didn't. He did very little or almost nothing for other people around him on a constant basis now then at some point when he was sixty eight. He volunteered at the prison. And did that ten times or did it for two years or whatever it is which is not nothing but it doesn't make joy person of character it means you have these little stabs. These things later on in by the way could be just the opposite of character. You've brought this thing up one hundred twenty five times. Maybe you've only did it to defend your character or rate or gill facade of character or maybe to make yourself feel better because we have guilt right. So don't could he developed character and he could he have developed some characters put that way. Oh I think people can definitely develop character but he really care. Ultimately is about habit right habits of of living he. Yeah I mean now I don't you know again. He's he's getting to the end of his life and he's hitting me up for free trumpet. You know what I mean like I. I don't know what that means. You know. Like he wants Free Shit from people around him. Essentially is kind of his thing. You know that is a sign of the old self. That's for sure yeah. Well it's interesting thing where you know you go over there. You have this discussion. It's interesting psychological. Let's whatever not this last discussion. I'm talking about and you're talking about visiting more and spending more quality time together and then when you're leaving he goes. Oh hold on one second. Hey could you give me a free trumpet? Just kind of this weird thing because you think you're having this bonding session and you're getting to know someone. After all these years and then at the end they go. Oh wait a second. You almost left. I like a free trumpet. Could you buy me that during the did a podcast with a An FBI profiler and. She said that when you what if you want to know your board actually encounter involved with you for when they is at the end of the conversation whatever they whatever they get to the area. That's actually why they're motivated to be there right all right. Let me hit Spa Finder give the gift of relaxation with SPA Finder. The world's best selling SPA GIFT card Perfect for mother's Day Spa Finder. It's an e gift card. It's relaxing SPA treatment straight to their in box without leaving the House. 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Yeah that's interesting character interesting thing but you know he was pushing so I answer but it is the answer. I'm not I'm I'm I love character in. It's funny. I told them you know it. It is a two way street. I mean it's not like I'm just cruel to people that have no character if you have a ton of character. I'm fucking in love with you. And so what did he say out of the rest of this conversation go he? He defended his character by volunteering at the prison. He he then got a little defensive about me thinking he didn't have character like I get it. You know what I mean. Fine you know you know how convenient right right. And then at the end Mellowed a little bit when we're talking about Religion and how interested in in religion which he's interested in the Helix Eastern religions. All right He's he's more traditional than you would think but He's he's interested in me being interested in religion. Press the the Not doing fear family. Part of the character. He was Kinda semi reeling semi defensive from the first blow of of no character and so I think he and by the way I I think I mean maybe I'm wrong but when your son is explaining to you you have no character. I think you understand. It's related to the family. It's not like well. You miss that free throw and high school and that was the end of it you know like and I think you know Gitai adult kids that don't essentially like you. Something went but I don't know what do you think you're what about character. Well I mean you know. It's easy to say this but I will just start from this position which is characters everything right but there's a lot to it. Part of character is self right and cell function is a very complicated phenomenon. In part of self is how you function into personally you know how available your in how how empathic you are and how much you maintain can tolerate intimacy and that's all in with character character. The generally we think of more in terms of behavior patterns right. What are the patterns of behavior and unite couple years ago? Used to talk a little bit about this and I think I was talking to Ryan holiday or someone about it that that the idea of habit habit formation can vary much figure into character right on it. If you really I mean an easy thing to do It but it takes discipline and it's hard to do at certain moments is to you know Operate by conce law of Categorical imperative which is behave. As though essentially all your behavior is a moral rule an easy way to think of that is imagine a video cameras playing twenty four seven and you constantly every choice you make you have to defend it and that should be in your head. It's a proud for into to do for me. It's all so many little things Gary put the next spot on the screen. If in fact there because we think about that part of those little things. Are you have to have an awareness of the what you might call the moral compass? You have to have that in your head constantly and is causing it. You have to have great some needs some concentration because you have to always thank you know. Am I doing the right thing if video camera playing here and somebody played this gas back so for me? It's super easy. I'm walking through the neighborhood. I look way down the street on a empty side street and I recognize the silhouette at of Paula. Garra goose and and I apologize. Sorry polit Gaga's and I I see at the very end of the street. I recognize her but I know she doesn't see me. She's just walking with your ear buds and you know and I look at her and she walked about ten more feet she stops and she picks up a piece of garbage on the ground just in the street. Not Not a rapper. She dropped just piece of random piece of rapper and holds it in her hand. And there's no trash can nearby. She's just walking with that thing until she comes about a trash can and as I pass her I go. I saw you pick up that rapper. I like that and she goes. It drives me nuts. Leaving this lit- on the street and I go okay. You have character my dear. I don't I don't know who amongst US would do that. I don't know that many people that do that I wouldn't blame you for not doing but then just like I was saying to my dad. I'M NOT GONNA punish her for not picking it up but I do want to reward her for picking it up. I would urge people that that that I noticed that you know myself. I could easily walk by that piece of paper but if I notice it if I'm actually painted notice it I will then play. The WSB picked up Mo yes. You're okay to dust course. You know what I mean right you go back of course In a way that's kind of better because now you're establishing habits aright we'll get more into Character in the next show I. I'll tell you about that. I WanNa hear the hockey and corporate. 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RD - Senators Selling Stocks, Wet Markets & COVID-19 Winners

Reasonable Doubt

1:16:56 hr | 1 year ago

RD - Senators Selling Stocks, Wet Markets & COVID-19 Winners

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This is reasonable doubt with your hosts Mark Guarantees and get it on got to get onto on mandate get it on and welcome to the best hour in the universe of crawl that is mark Garriga over there reasonable. Doubt what you did. You actually have to read that by name on the screen now. I was looking at our sponsors net. Oh Yeah love fresh books. Tommy John Hubbell Contacts and legalzoom as well. Yeah no no one would write your name on screen. I was just looking at the screen. The you know the we came into this is because I was at the I was was that a raised voice or it was just a command voice than when I was on the phone. Oh you're on the phone. It was it was had mixture of condescension. Yeah SOMMA Thority Okay. So that we say a little. Sing Song. It's the one you get when you've asked for something three times or you spoke or you made yourself clear clear. And then they didn't do what you're not at. Tell me how many times this has happened to you because I will revisit this. How many times all Corona virus related? It's like you have to spell it out because I'm telling you if you don't do this and this this is going to happen and I put it in writing an email. I got on a conference call yesterday. Conference call is basically get on the phone one event for two minutes an enemy and I'll say did everybody understand. Repeat for me what you got for that brand and exactly what? I predicted. What happened happened because they didn't do what I do. Which leads me to believe. They said that empl unemployment applications have gone up. Ten-fold right there about to. I'm about to increase that. Because what I've discovered is it takes me longer to explain it to the idiot squad than it would do it myself. I could just do it myself. I don't need them by the way I've got somebody who makes ninety five thousand dollars a year for something that I've discovered. There's an APP for that for four five ninety nine. They just got eliminated. Hi Sorry Corona virus. Is You know there isn't evolutionary aspect to this you know? Only the fittest survive. I had this happened last week. And it's a smaller version of what you're talking about but I'll tell you exactly and you tell me if you feel my pain. I'm building my warehouse and I'm doing the MEZZANINE platform and we're GONNA twitter whatever whatever that is I got. Gary took refuge earlier. Today can take a shot up anyway so please do pose when you do construction. Everything is in order. It's like it's like making a bed. I goes on the fitted sheet then goes on the top then goes on the comforter then goes on that duvet cover whatever it is and what happens is view. Show up and someone goes. I made the bed and you want. What did you put the comforter on it but you put it on the mattress and then you go okay. Well now we gotta take it off and put the it's more work now and then they go. Okay we've done it and then you go. You put the put the sheet on. But you didn't put the fitted sheet underneath the now. We gotta take the sheet off but everything is order order order order so the electricity in is going to come last week on either Friday or Saturday and he's going to put up all the light fixtures on the ceiling and all the switches and all the plates. He's going to do the finish electrical now. I say on Monday okay. We're just finishing all the drywall will have it and primer by Tuesday Wednesday. And then we'll make sure and have it painted by ended day. Thursday the ceiling the walls because he's got these big four foot big surface mount light packages to put on. And you WANNA paint the ceiling and then mount them to mount them and then around them right so I go what days this guy coming in. He's either coming Friday night or he's coming Saturday morning and I go okay all right okay and then. I checked three or four times during the week and I've come to the warehouse. I go look we have. The LID painted ended day on Thursday. He's coming Friday end today. Friday I wake up Friday morning. Get phone call take. The electricity came last night. Put all the fixtures but all the stuff up I go. Everything was in primer. Oh yeah well they can just drop it down right paint around we're gonNA pull it for the also explained you want you can do like it's like you put the engine back in you didn't put the clutch in. Oh just take the first off. I know we don't have to set the building on fire. I understand. We can just undo what I paid the guy to do. But I've been saying all week. He has to come Friday night or Saturday morning. And then it's like well then we'll just mask around the whole the lighting fixtures. We'll just hang around and who's paying for that and I it's just it's astonishing you and La Times. Did you say it. How many types of eleven times? Here's what I can't have. And how did you spend as you thought about the morphology of putting this together like okay? I'm going to distill it down. It's like jake when he's cooking he's a it's like A. It's like a reduction and you just sit there and say okay this you gotTa do this then you gotta do this guy just thinking that if you dumb it down to the fourth grade level that that will work not even close. I always like when they go when they circle back and they go. Well I go the the guy put all the lighting fixtures up on the ceiling. The ceiling wasn't painted it was primed. Yeah okay thanks okay and I speak Swahili yes right. What does that have to do with anything? So now then they start getting into the well we can just mask around and dishonor rush around them all or we can take it all off but then you get down to me. It's like why didn't anyone call me? Why didn't somebody say something? I would've changed myself to the front door like like like Martin Sheen when they're building a nuclear power plant chamber found getting of DC in Iraq. Be Abbott I'd be Daryl God. What was that Blonde Chicks named Hannah Daryl? Hannah and a tree was reference to go. I'll go even deeper. Didn't Daryl Hannah date. Jfk Junior of fate. Didn't I think they've ain't Paving Bang Ballgame? Yes my humble opinion. I is it true that by the way. Where's JFK God level? I guess there's been enough. Time elapsed okay. Corona virus. Is this by the way? The last Corolla Corona virus show in this Corolla Corona Studio We we shall see no but I mean that forever. Well it depends on what happens with you and me and if you go into sprouts lacking Yada which looks like every Asian from Wuhan has come in there with their mask on in there. Oh No it's it's I been in by the way I've been stuck in Utah last weekend for those of you have been following the polygamy case in the jury's out a week a week ago Thursday so the jury is out last week from today. So the jury's up and deliberating and then all his corona virus is starting to happen and so. I. I filed a motion for mistrial. I suggest you cannot. We can't bring this jury backed by you. One of the jurors you know it's bad in your trial after in Week. Seven when you're juror. Who's somewhere in? His seventies comes into court wearing a mask. Okay respirator style or just surgical style. Respirator style wild. Yeah and he's in the jury box and I'm acquired the judge judge. I'm a little worried that we've only got whatever number of ultras left but by the way I've been in the jury room in the back when we did the Ford I R- that jury room is about. It's smaller than room that were in the studio. It's probably more narrow by about ten feet and you put twelve people in there. We're GONNA put them all in there with this guy and sure enough. The Guy Calls up before the jury deliberates. His doctor has diagnosed him with guesswork. Not Corona but the Phil- pneumonia pneumonia. Which is why how you die from Corona. Right mind you. Nobody's checked up on what happened to this guy's sentence anyway so we've got that we've got and to top it off. The jurors will not sit in his seat. So they know what's happening. His seat is just empty. The judge invites them. Do you WANNA go sit in. The seat knows that we're not sitting in that seat so I do a motion for mistrial. The jury's out Radio Silence Judge doesn't respond government doesn't spend file written motion that we filed in the Sunday night. Last Sunday doesn't respond. Jury comes in the They convict and I'm still. What about my mistrial motion? Why is the jury hear? Every court in the country is close. They've declaring mistrials. Why are we going forward? They come out. They still won't sit in this guy who's boring the mask seeding. The judge says you have verdict yes Who's The foreperson? The Guy who turns out is the fourth person points to the empty seat and said Oh my God it says him. I said Oh. My God the government's going okay. We want to move to the forfeiture face. I said I don't know maybe I'm in some parallel universe but we're in a national medical emergency. Every courthouse in the country is closing. Were not basically. I'm not allowed to be here because my wife came back from Paris within the fourteen incubation obation period so I'm not allowed into the courthouse but I'm here anyway. How do we have a jury deliberate and Bluto over here wants to have the government present their forfeiture case in the middle of this pandemic in a jury room? That's the size of a walk in. Let's walk in closet. No so I file yet. Another motion for mistrial on Monday. Which still hasn't been ruled on? I'm in bed in the hotel very nice hotel in Salt Lake City. Light before last. And it's six something in the morning and all of a sudden the room start shaking. Oh five point. Five out of seven of the twenty first floor wow this building engineered so it shakes and I my first reaction I will be. Honest is even though it's lent. I had had some alcoholic beverages the night before. Vinnie had gotten me kind of fired up to do a scotch. My first reaction was fucked. I could so fucked up last night to somehow I got away. There was an earthquake because I've heard of an earthquake in Salt Lake City thrown out of the bed. The airport's closed. Now Mind you. The hotel has been the grain America. We were the last me and the other associate with the last two lawyers in there. So and the guys banging on the door at about eight o'clock you bet Mr Garriga you all right. I said Yeah. I'm alright I'm leaving. Yeah we're clearing out the hotel. You're the last two rooms closing down. Okay I go downstairs to go into the gym. 'cause I'M NOT GONNA fly out yet and I find out that the airport is now closed so Salt Lake City. Airport is closed it. Close it for the virus or closer to the Earth for the earthquake because the earthquake they had to check the towers. There were all kinds of breakages. The dump terminal was a complete mess. There were on twitter. If you take a look it was flooded really. Yeah so all the flight attendants who have been flying everywhere in America for the last whatever. Oh guess what the hotel lobby of the hotel where I'm sitting because because the elevator wouldn't work so I couldn't go back to my room and I said that's great. I have been vigilant and everything else but I've got one juror. Who's been diagnosed with pneumonia? He's wearing the mask. I got all of the other Every flight attendant known to America here so just give it up so I come home and then you know Paulette coughing and I said you know this is just way way. Just see if this was the sixties in your sequester and a hotel and a whole bunch of flight attendants showed up. It'd be a bunch of hot twenty six year old Pan Am. Chicks weren't go go boots. But I took a pound and a stain. I took a picture. Gay Guy with the corona virus. I charing lanes sending gary the picture in the lobby. 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She was probably twenty something. You know when you're ten and you got a hot relatively at family gatherings you're not you're looking at your aunt Virginia. Yeah although I was looking at her to feed me the ten but Sonya had a successful. I always used to ask her. Why are you guys so happy together? I mean you know I see my mom and dad their content but they're not wildly happy. She goes because I'm always gone two or three weeks of the month and some we live in Hawaii. Happy to see me when I come home for sure. Enough retired Divorce within six months the APP. So this how do. I tie this to corona virus when When these orders were issued it's apparent to me that the growth area in the law family law family laws going to be huge. Oh yeah that's interesting. I was talking to somebody earlier. And they said Irish game and I think it's like what what do you do when everyone is staying at home and not go into the movie theaters and Ballpark and all that kind of stuff How's it work in the relationship and I? I always have the same answer. Everyone to tvos and plenty of square footage. Yeah it's like the Great Carroll Shelby used to say I'll butcher it but a version of there is no substitute for cubic inches like he. Didn't you know the thing about Ferrari Ferrari twelve cylinder? That was like three liters. Yeah and that's one hundred eighty cubic inches. I didn't know that. Yeah the three the three. There is no replacement for displacement. There's no there's no replacement for displaces the size of that cylinder. So you have a twelve cylinder. That's one hundred eighty cubic inches and he has an eight cylinder. That's four hundred and fifty seven cubic inches and his engine literally when they won Lama with the big block. Four twenty seven. That's essentially a stock engine. That was like an engine that just they put together from the part Shell at Ford like it wasn't stressed. You know what I'm saying right and a lot of square footage you know sunny say to me. Is Mom home and I go. I don't know I call her. How many times and I sometimes people excoriate me. A thousand is Paulette. Here I have no idea I have no idea. That's why I like it. That's the way I like it right. That's right so now I've got the tie it up to something Gary had mentioned there. What is what is a very hot story right. Now is the reports that I believe. Dianne Feinstein uh-huh Richard Burr. And I'm always gonNA screw up her name 'cause she's just recently appointed. Khaw Ler fluff ller. I think it's awfully lawful learning a Georgia. Senator who's married coincidentally to the president. Apparently of the New York Stock Exchange Are All apparently selling massive millions of dollars worth of stock in American of on the New York Stock Exchange on the day that the they all attend the one thing they have a briefing on the corona virus and later that day millions of dollars of stock are being sold in their portfolio? How do we know that because they have to disclose it in their financial disclosure forms? Which come out is weeks later. Okay so this. All of a sudden has been seen. Okay now. I'm going to set this up. And then we'll have a robust discussion as to whether or not you. As the former prosecutor would come out of retirement prosecute them Dianne Feinstein the California California Democratic Senator. Mary to believe his name is Richard Bloom. Who owns the world and by the way this will come to his defense. Part of the has has invested heavily in China has grown. And he's really. He's also the one that was accused of having a Chinese spies driver. An Ad Ish guy a there are all kinds of and she's in. San Francisco has a large constituency is an intelligent. I think he's the ranking member and intelligence senator who came out after these one point seven million dollars worth of stock sales saying the corona virus was overblown. But there's nothing to worry about. We got by on February twenty seven two weeks later and flop. Hoffler is married to the president of the New York Stock Exchange also a member of the same committee that got briefed on what was apparently a shit show to come which they didn't want to tell the American public now. Does that sound bad? I think that's that's pretty bad. Case Pre Bihar the SDN Y Us Attorney is Intimated that this should be insider prosecution. The defence is give you. The various defenses have been floated so far. And then you tell me your reaction could be both the prosecutor injure all right. The defense is that Burger and and Hoffler had their money and their stocks in a Blind Trust Law Floor Laughlin What's your first name? Kelly Kelly appointed never elected right. I believe that is. I think she was in a blind trust. Didn't know the transactions were happening. That would seem to be a good fact. Okay how about this law floor? Yeah no traded ever been done until after that in that blind trust until after that meeting. That's what ten he would call a really bad fact. Well how long is the blind? Trust been in existence at least two months. And then all the sudden. They're trades. The Day of the debriefing. I would still have to know how often trades take place in a blind trust in a two month period like an average blind trust of that size run by the same company or financial network if I'm the prosecutor them saying it doesn't matter how many times If the first day out of all the sixty days of that blind trust the first day is the only day you have Corona Virus. briefing. And then all the sudden you sell all the stock number one you know. What else is a bad fact that she started buying or she bought two large positions in telecommuting. Telework tol right right. So that's a to me bad fact. Oh well look you know. I don't know I know the the press is sort of bananas with trump and Russian collusion or whatever Ukraine now this this story of her having sort of Chinese spy in her midst which is somehow I don't know. Cnn is declared it neither here nor there in a world where China is the enemy and they're unleashing all these viruses from their wet markets. And it's such an insane time we're living in because China is horrible and by the way I don't call this the corona virus I call it the Karma virus for the NBA NBA two months. Before this thing came out they went to Bat for China. They're like how dare you press Merch? China's name the one guy that GM for the rockets just said I'm with Hong Kong. I stand strong and all of the NBA turned on that guy to defend China now the NBA season is canceled because of China. So thank the Karma virus that funny you said the wet market because I listened. You know there's also another controversy going on John. Cornyn who's the senator from Texas who I think they asked him about the China virus and he he he launched into came from China and it came from it jumped from an animal an argument. And so yes you have to hold somebody accountable and he got excoriated then. I was watching. Msnbc I ca. I can't even watch CNN. I really can't I. I mean I I've I've disclosed how I think they're feckless. But it's got to the point where it's just insufferable. I mean other than Brook in the morning or the late morning. It's tough But the MSNBC ADD on an expert who had decent credentials didn't look like he was You know left writer. Whatever seemed to be a science reporter I forget for publication and he was talking about the wet wild Anibal Mar animal market. That there is in Wuhan. Okay that's a fact whether you like it or not and then I watched a pandemic expert. Who started talking about these viruses have always been around is just once they jump from animals to man right woman and and you have to. You know you would assume that either. The animal had bit the person or the animal had somehow been in a bit a dog and you ate the dog or there was some kind of there has to be a way for it to jump from they bite the animal. Yeah right whatever. They're eating right there eating the bat. There's a market there that has it's a wild animal market which is right which apparently you can see with your own eyes. So it's not a conspiracy there and we have discovered the experts say that the viruses in the wild animals and people are eating the wild animals that are in a market in the same location that is apparently ground zero so when you put those things together why is i. Don't understand why you can't just say that. Why can't you talk about why? Why why what about? That is not factual why. Why is it okay to suggest that it was man made or man may an engineered human engineered as opposed to just site some other facts or Gary can look it up but I think swine flu or SARS or one of the more recent ones came from that wet market in China as well? Okay so you have China and you have Dictator there and are at least communists and they're horrible and they're horrible to their people and human rights and everything else and they're horrible animals and they have a wet market which is crazy. Live animals and diseases come from that wet market and then they spread out all over the world immediately now because they have folks from China to Italy by all all over the place. Okay so my my world in my world. Oh it's a different SARS is similar. It also came from a wet market but it was in a different province of China so some exact situation is not the same now. Wet Markets in China are negatively impacting. The rest of the globe severely. We have a president who would like to drive that point home because we would like to not be severely impacted for third fourth or fifth time by wet market in China problem. Cnn hates trump. So they can't simultaneously hate China and hate trump. Which I would argue. You should be able to do. You could have enough range to hate trump and hate this communist shithole that has wet markets. You do both CNN. But you won't you have blind rage for trump. So trump says Chinese China virus. And now you have to call him a racist which by the way nothing better for China whether it's the NBA or whether it's CNN taken all the pressure off of them they who create these viruses and spread them throughout the land and have all the ire on the GM from the rockets and trump pre called for. Just a by the way stating truce. Well I this is what I don't get I don't get it. I'm I'm I subscribe to the opinion then. I can hold two thoughts that don't Hue to the same e ideological agenda at your intellectually honest. I well you just try to be. Why do you? Why is it that there is a script or a playbook or it's almost like talking points if you don't go down check off the talking points? Then you're excommunicated. Why is that? I don't understand that because it's not healthy by the way if you if we can't say that this is the cause of the problem and by the way there's been people screaming about this for years and in China the guy the guy who was the loudest voices dead now because they did everything possible to either kill him or make it look like it was an action united China. Not only go ahead Gary Ace. I found an OP. Ed here from the Los Angeles Times searching about what you guys are talking about. I'm a region and then we'll get to the title. What's the date this from Wa March Eleventh? And here's the here's. The Excerpts Review Rightly critics note that brings stressed animals of different species. Who are all shedding different diseases into close proximity and without any supervision is? Let's say knock good for hygiene at worst. It may provide the breeding ground for covert nineteen SARS. Avian Flu Headline Commentary. No China's fresh food markets did not cause corona virus. I don't understand why is why I have no idea. Because trump is attacking. I'm and they need to attack trump. And they can't here's old thing. I may have a great disdain for many many people but if someone says the sky is blue and the globus round I go find your self in a rock Lancaster right and have it. Shoot you out to try to prove that the world is flat right. I would say granted now. You're wrong about everything else. I don't have to argue with you over the obvious. These are obvious statements that are being made and far as I know whether it's your car or a virus. If you'd like to fix a problem you need to identify the part of the car. That's broken these wet markets are broke it. If we don't identify that then they'll show be solving the problem. Then what shall we do that? It's not China's fault. It's not the wet viruses faults. Nothing human beings fault right. They had doctors that tried to ring the alarm bell. They suppress those guys they had. They knew the information and they knew that it was spreadable. They didn't say anything about that. The World Health Organization also knew they took China's word for it that it human-to-human can't you look at the World Health Organization. Correct those those fucking dumb nuts. They listen to China. They did this word for you. Like how China hoodwinked everybody right a month and a half and by the way this is what drives me crazy you can say. I hate trump you can say. I Hate Republicans you can say that you know the Richard. Burr is a hypocrite because the worst crime. You can commit in America's being a hypocrite. You could say why and you could say. He's a he's these. Vino for selling the stock at the same time that he's publicly saying there's not the worry about an privately do as contributors telling them the. Fuck Outta here this you know we're about to implode I get all of that. I mean in fact as just an interest of full disclosure if I can figure out a way to sue Richard Burr because I own some of the stocks that he sold and that he wasn't up front with the US public. I will do a shareholder suit. So I'm that ticked off but at the same time that doesn't mean that I have to say China virus. We can't blame China and China's because that's the 'cause that's racist. It isn't racist. You're saying it came from China. There's a problem in China. Apparently we haven't figured it out yet. We're still trying to do the genetic kind of Genome Analysis and that's the only way we get to something that will work to solve it. But why can't you have both of those thoughts in your head to say that but every virus is named after the region of the river the province. It comes from so. There's a Finnish flu flu which started in Kansas. Right and took you because it took out all the Spaniards because they put their frigging heads in the San. Yeah and by the way all they have all-spanish asked the flu and Rice to two claims to fame. So you're welcome Spain otherwise that all you'd be all you'd have is rice. Yeah so look. Here's my whole thing. I liked shame. Shame brings attention. Attention brings change so China must be laughing their ass off because they're sitting around watching. Us ARGUE OVER BRAID POLITICIANS. That call it the dare. Call it the virus. Exactly what the Russians every you WanNa talk Russia Russia Russia. Part of what Putin's game plan? Is I think that we can. All agree is to get internal kind of foment internal dispute the partisan politics so what happens we buy right into it will. They were there reporting when they're reporting a couple of years ago that it turns out that in terms of how many facebook ads Russia odd they started to tabulate everything and there were like very little hillary trump stuff very little hillary trump's stuff. Lots of black lives matters. Colin Kaepernick was was huge and black lives matter stuff because there it's interesting and it made me think the Chinese I start thinking about the Chinese. I start thinking about the Japanese a million years ago. You know. I think we think of war as Americans we think of you rolling you bring infantry drop off footsoldiers you load up bomber. That's war with they kind of realize these other nations a they're not GonNa win that kind of war against us and a dead bodies a dead body so if they can do it with the disease or that can do it because you're in a clansman and your black lives matter and we both stab each other to death. It's just the same as us. Dropping do is read the art of war. You read loud sue or you just study other cultures one of the reasons. Nobody historically has one in Afghanistan whether it was Russia the US. The you name it you name there. Historically is they take a longer view they take a longer view that we're just GONNA YOU'RE GONNA fight be fighting one war over here while we're going to just be laying back. It's kind of a a rope a dope strategy thing. That was interesting. Is that when that report came out where they're announcing? It was really more about trying to get us to fight than it was to blame one candidate or another we then up the ante in the fighting after after we found out all the report numbers which is obviously insane in Japan. I've talked about on my podcast before but I don't think people know that in World War Two. They had these incendiary bombs and they thought they were GonNa like the Pacific northwest on fire. They thought they could get up into the Gulfstream. They fly across the ocean. The had some sort of altitude thing. Oh everything was mechanical and crude. I mean it's one thousand nine hundred forty three big weather balloons with balloons with incendiary bombs. Go Up forty thousand feet. Fifty thousand feet and they'd go all the way across and the jet stream or Gulfstream and then it is and I don't know you can look at the height Gary and when it got to the right place they would come down. They thought that that entire part of the region was just trees and there was a lot and still it and they would start a forest fire in the forest. Fire would be so all consuming. That are literally our country would be on fire and we'd have to have lots of guys tending an lots of energy and lots of manpower to these huge forest fires. It never worked one incendiary bomb. A couple landed couple of one off. Start a little fire never really worked and then one landed without ever exploding and that in like nineteen forty eight or something like a cub scout troop percent. There was like having a picnic and bloom all up to fats but but yes other country. For long periods of time have thought they can cause internal disruption. And if you think about it. They're not that far off. I mean we've been arguing for three and a half years. China doesn't China hasn't looked bad. Russia has an look bad Ukraine. Hasn't looked bad. I mean we're not doing anything we're infighting the the entire time in. It's funny because everyone always said when the rush thing came up all the smart guys said China. China's you gotTa Keep Your Eyes on L. All eyes are on Russia Russia's a third World Nation China. Those are the guys you got to look out for. And I talked to Ed Calderoni. His jetstream altitude is unclear. But we'll figure it out at Calderon's guy grew up in Tijuana knows everything about Mexico and all the all the cartels and everything said China Censor guys over to Mexico. The guys that are building all those drug labs and do it all stuff this Chinese scientists and sort of lab scientists those are like government sanctioned guys and they send over the fence and all and of course you can get us jacked up on enough fended all. How are we gonNA fight you or of course you're GONNA take us over tricks out? I've been the human toll. Unbelievable they have all the pharmaceutical we get all our pharmaceuticals from China. They know how to set up a lap. Mexico doesn't have a rich history and setting up laugh we send them to send the guys they the Chinese guys go to. Mexico set aside say China. They send over our best right. That's true they do get the best. And the brightest. The balloon travel that an altitude above thirty thousand feet. That's I've kind of read up on this. I know nothing about this and it would drop down. I don't know I mean the thing that's crazy about this. This is all mechanical. Everything is a sensor and a timer timer wound up. Oh interesting although I'll I'll table it until after this all right. Let me hit Fresh books as an entrepreneur. Being good at your craft is important but you also have to stay compliant. 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Oh yeah running the airplane into the in House Tower. But that's such a crazy idea when you think about it in a vacuum prior to its white worked. Yeah it's so insane. When you think about it that you would turn an airplane into a missile. Basically kind of a kamikaze in in New York. But there were I just wish I brushed up on it but there were as equally as crazy kind of outside the box from conventional warfare type of types of ideas that these cultures that have a disproportionately lesser amount of power. Think you know how we learned that lesson in Vietnam. I mean the you know they learn how to fight. They didn't want to fight a conventional war. They had to improvise. Well you know we don't. We don't fully I think in country. I don't think we fully understand evil. You know we're so busy calling people. We disagree with evil that we don't really understand real evil like I take my dog fill out for a walk. He such a happy go. Lucky big hunk of a trucks are that when there's a dog like showing its teeth and growling and barking at the German shepherd behind the fence on the horse. He just walks up Tom. Hey what's up new? It doesn't really doesn't because he doesn't think that way you know what I mean like you have to do. I know what you mean walked today and I've got jig. Jig is of the Phil School. You know it's the golden and he just he doesn't get mad over anything all. He wants his attention. He's needy then. I got Brady and you've seen Brady Brady has got part wolfing breezy. He's like grunk drunken Kerak. He's on like three red bull and vodka exactly white and out of control. It's out of control so you've got the opposite of you've got the one that's got one foot in the you know the the wolf genealogy and you've got the other one who's been dumbed down to the point of happiness so yeah so. We're more like Jaeger right. Phil Yeah and so. We don't the reason those towers are gone. It's because we don't think think like Brady. You're right you're not. You're not thinking about how I'm going to get those coyotes punk with them out there you you think. Well look if you're going to fly an airplane into the tower. You're going to be the first to die right so who would do that. That's us that's not right and it's why we have so much problem so many problems with Japan. I mean they had guys recruited. That would do things that people who are jigs wouldn't do. Oh my my uncle Ralph. My Dad's older brother signed up early. I mean he was in the army when he was seventeen or eighteen he was would man that Browning machine gun of doing the island campaign and he said those guys do Banzai Tax at Midnight Dade be wearing underpants and they just have a sword and they didn't have guns ammunition and they'd be running at him and his gun barrel would be red red hot from just going through belts of fifty calvert hamming issues catches feeding him belts and pals and these guys just running at them is just it's there's a different mindset. It's you know culturally ingrained. It's just. It's astonishing well again. We don't see we do the same thing we go like. Why did you have to drop the bomb on harashina Nagasaki because Ralph would have had to go to Japan and do that to everyone who lived in the now? We're talking about moms in kids and elderly. They're all gearing up. Could that's what that's what would have happened. So it's easy to sit in your stupid castle and do like I would. Who would you drop above? Dropped a bomb because Ralph WOULDA gone over there. With seven. Thousand Canisters fifty millimeter rounds and just mowed everyone down in that place but Ralph may not come back right and that's by the way that's kind of what ended up happening in Vietnam kind of what's happened in the the these wars without end were in in the Middle East. Middle East is is a phenomenally amazing Used just said Petri dish for it's actually more of an example microcosm of exactly. What is wrong with this? There is a different. There's a long game there that we don't like to play or that or we culturally are not ingrained in the you know their idea of a retribution. Their idea of winning is there's a lot more kind of deferred satisfaction or a deferred gratification. And look if their kids can declare victory over you and your family in fifty years. That's a victory. We're a little more life is for the living. If you know the idea that you're going to die and then go have forty virgins or whatever later on so. It's it's a static. Let me go back to one thing. So we anybody's listening. I'm still trying to figure out a way to sue a sitting senator who sells his stock because it may not be a criminal offence. I and if it's in a blind trust that's his that's that would be the defense but there's got to be and I just having wrap my head around it yet and that's why I'm saying it on the air because there's gotta be somebody's listening to smarter than me in terms of coming up with a theory but there's got to be a shareholder derivative suits somewhere here where if senator owns the stock and then gets the what I would say is inside information classified briefing and if he acts on that because intense is always going to be the issue. Well Martha Stewart. Did probably half this and Qaida one tenth one tenth. I did see an expose. Maybe on sixty minutes several years ago. About all of these folks congressmen and senators and things like that. Obviously they have inside knowledge of clinical trials for drugs. I what have you and so if you're aware of all of this information on you just take pharmaceutical and you find out that this new pharmaceutical to grow hair or to give you a boner or both has been rejected during trials of the whatever hobbies or vice versa has been approved. I mean this is a major thing for you and you're not getting rich doing what you're doing but if you get this kind of information and can buy stock and Upjohn Pfizer or dump stock up Johner FIS and that's a major That is money. That's like being. That's it's coin of the realm. But they they. There is a provision where they can't get prosecuted for that stuff. I do believe right. That's what I'm saying. That's I don't think that there's a criminal prosecution there but there's got to be some civil liability and the reason I say it's one tenth of Martha Stewart in the law. You get you get enhanced you get punished you get As you would say shamed but there are legal consequences if you have a fiduciary duty in fact the basis upon which most civil negligence is is that you've got to have a duty you owe somebody something you've got to act reasonably you've got not violate some kind of a duty. If you've got a fiduciary duty it's an enhanced obligation. So if he's got a duty as a senator number one and he's also noses information is classified should not be A let out so to speak for general consumption yet. He acts on it and he knows that the action that he takes whether it's through a blind trust her web. If he's selling ninety percent of his net worth and knows that's going to become public Isn't that in and of itself? A violation of your food do Sherry duty. Which doesn't that signal to the public when it becomes public. This guy thinks we're the country's going into the shitter well even if it's I mean the signals the bigger thing but it also mathematically is not helping the now ause I but the bug you I you know I wonder I see it. Bugs this shit on me but I. I know it's ubiquitous so it's sort of like God I just. That's my problem. I'm so naive that I just think. Hookah coup would want to do that. I you know I'm starting to wonder people and I'm starting to think about their. These moves that you consider bold and not bold in a positive way but These what I would call risky sort of high risk and the and the question is I have this theory that the news is sorta like it's either the. Watch the watchman you know. Are the watchman who hates you kinda depends. What is your relationship with that person right and there's so much going on right now. It's funny we played at you. Know what Gary Fine that clip of Dawson doing the winners of the corona virus. You can just do the last one we did on baseball. You can ask mad. Or whoever he's got it in there that can for it. Yeah legalzoom play. Some make you laugh I want to. I need a laugh taxes. We all have to deal with them this time of year. Actually this year there. You really need legalzoom because There's all kinds of tweets coming out that apparently there's going to be a deferred tax paying tax as business owner. It's critical to know your options. It sure is right now. You WanNa know what taxes do I have to pay. What other kinds of things do I have to do right now to stay alive? Llc's escorts all mean different things when it comes to taxes legalzoom. Don't worry about doing all the Lakers. Work Yourself to find the right answers. Mike Lynch the ubiquitous. Mike Lee have set up his private practice. Llc through legalzoom Dawson is work with them. To in fact I want to tell you. The God's honest Truth Dawson called me and I told the season. Set it up through legalzoom. I've done it myself and it's easier. I would do it for you for free. Mike put Better off. You told me the same thing. My Alcee see that way. Yeah I may. There's no way to replicate it. Legalzoom as a ton of resources including their network of independent attorneys and tax professionals. I got one my for a client of mine in Rhode Island To provide the advice you need to operate your business and since legal. Zoom isn't a law firm. You'll save time and money while avoiding the evil and I mean evil hourly fee Gary. That's right whether you need to incorporate for him. Now also your set up your business and other way usually goes him to maximize your business potential and make your account. Naby GO TO LEGALZOOM DOT COM today and get your business on the right track for twenty twenty legalzoom where life meets legal You can look up. That we're figuring it out. Dawson did not send the files anyone's and we're trying to get them from him and if not download. Acs and clip it out of there. It's just going to take a few minutes but I was. Acs last week or can't remember. I can't remember when maybe it was Wednesday. Show or something like that was awesome generous or was it a corolla. Inspired Dawson riffing. Or what was the I? I told Chris Max Pat I said to him. I was thinking about Gary Condit. Like there's going to be winners. Everyone thinks there's going to be. Everyone is a loser from this corona virus. But then I said Andrew Gillum. He's a winner. Andrew Gillum is a huge word Harvey Weinstein. He hasn't missed that he was just gonNa say Harvey just got fucked by this thing to Ne- well it's timing. Is Everything I man. Andrew Yellow was the former whatever Florida. Whatever the exact prostituting the speed bag in his hotel room and nobody's heard about it. Yeah and this is Went into any did the usual. I'm going I'm working on myself. I have a question for you. And you up Mike Lynch. We're talking about Legalzoom and I got a question and yeah so I said to Chris. Let's just make a bit out of the winners or from the Corona Virus I think about Mike Lynch time. Because he's a great guy rate therapist he really gifted and he's a really good writer and he's there in Massachusetts and he's he lives. I is a guy who tried to get my booze into Massachusetts and they don't let you do anything over there. They're very heavily regulated myself. Why is that? Why do people like that are appreciate it? And so he was explaining to me then. Not only through the whole rigmarole. He had to go through to get licensed in Boban Hours. That wouldn't transfer from La to Massachusetts or California and Massachusetts fucking huge hassle. Everything was just so he could hang a shingle out. Do his practice. And I thought to myself whether you're roofer therapist the person that needs to know whether you're qualified or good or not is your client but you know what I mean if they're seeing results if they're sitting in a room alone with you if you're fucking winding up a beanie they'll know you're not good and I remember him saying well. You know when I came on your show and I talked about I got. I got a lot offers from people but sadly many offers were from out of state and they wanted to do connect via the phone or teleconferencing or something like that but Massachusetts done allow that what the fuck what do they. What do you mean? They don't allow it. Why not it's between you and other person in the other state who wants to hear what you have to say about them or to them. Why is the fucking government? GotTa get involved with this. And this is sort of randomness like if we both live you know I was in Kentucky and he was in Mississippi than we could do it but I'm in Massachusetts. He's in Mississippi. So we can't do it. I'd be with what his frustration with the law. If I WANNA go I remember when this doing the small at case in Illinois that this retired judge files a complaint with the state bar against me for because for one. I think the way she did she did one of the appearances. You in three consolidated actions Listed had entered an appearance with Tina. And there's a state bar you get pro hawked in and you have to go through that. And apparently I had called the day before saying okay filed this new action. Do we have to get licensed again proactive again? And they said Hey. We never really figured that out because the case was dismissed and then revived and so she files us and that provoke a state bar investigation on the New York for Tito in Illinois in California for me I mean you know they they go away but that kind of stuff drives me crazy. I'll give you another example happened. This week There was about a year ago. Maybe eleven months ago the Olsen. Dario brothers sued me and Tita for defamation. Because and in the court opinion you'll be happy to know it's rife with benches of reasonable doubt. Went down there called in for re. They took statements that she made and they tried to. They tried to torture it into into defamation in the federal judge did An admiral job and you know why it's admirable. It was against me and against the firm but I said at the time it was shocking to me that this case was filed in the first place. You had a press conference about it. I remember my statement was. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen a lawyer on the case. And yes I could talk about my client and by the way my client as a duty. He wants his lawyer to zealously. Defend them but it goes back to your thing that it's people misusing the system you know. They filed that lawsuit against me. Think there will be no consequences. Stay tuned there will be consequences and stay tuned. It's not GonNa be in Illinois but they they're the government insinuates themselves into things that they shouldn't do like as Lynch like with lawyers in a leave others unscathed when when it's difficult. I mean right. I don't know if I assume Laughlin is not a lawyer but I'm not so sure if borough isn't a lawyer right so they don't mess with Feinstein Company but they do senior wait themselves into Mike Lynch Mike later because Paul God forbid that he talks to somebody who want into tries to do some good by alleviating pain because what he does. And we'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA get in the middle of that shoehorned into that. I have that covert winners ready. Okay here the Adam. Corolla show salutes the winners of the Cova nineteen pandemic. We're talking you Houston Astros and Major League Baseball Astros. You cheated throughout the entire playoffs and major league. Baseball didn't do squat about it. So other pitchers in your league started feeding your batters with knuckle balls. Who's going to be a long season? A bruised hips and elbows. But Alas Corona virus to the rescue and baseball is cancelled June graduations Houston Astros and Major League Baseball. While we're all losers are the winners of Cova nineteen get killed like to hear that because that was a tribute to boring copy. He'll like that his lawsuit went into it. Went from front page to back. Page in the span of about thirty seconds. Ben and Ben then suing the on behalf of Bollinger. While play you Ngoma. I'd really like to see the Adam. Corolla show salutes the winners of the cove nineteen pandemic. We're talking to you. Andrew Gillum the Florida just days ago. You were found inebriated on the bathroom floor of a hotel room with a truck. Load math and gay escort. Congratulations Andrew Gillum. While we're all losers you are the winner of covert nineteen. So we're are going to keep going. No there's there's various iterations of Andrew Gillum was. Is it better or worse? Maybe this'll be a reasonable doubt feature better or worse gay escort or Hooker. Oh a female Well some of it depends on your own or your family. A every constituency family. You know if you're married guy with a couple of kids then I'd say the gay escort is probably worse than the female because a female is a logical extension of your wife. You know what I mean like. I've always felt I've always felt that the guys who I know who I know a couple of these guys. They liked the milk porn. And they like the ones that serve of roughly resemble the rot their wife. So you get caught looking at that. It's like hey honey you know but the why what's worse for a wife and I suppose it depends on what age and how long the marriage would you rather have your husband caught. We should we should have had Latin poet cone. They'd say we just don't WanNA bailed out the would you rather have him caught with the gay male escort or with the cheap hooker our the cheap. Ho as they would say which would you rather have I? What do you think Lynette would say? I think she would say Cheap Ho really. Paula would go for escort. That would be my guess. I think she'd rather shale that was less. Yeah there's the dynamic is different than well you know. It's interesting because I don't believe it's a two way street. I really I think if you catch your wife or significant other with a woman it's less impactful than with your best friend or with with a male. I think without a doubt but idols. I don't show the `rational I think it's I think it's universal. I don't think it's generational but I do think that when you flip the script that doesn't hold up. Well how many times have you heard of this fact? Pattern husband comes home. The lives husband lives in Texas cubs. Home finds his wife in bed with another man shoots and kills either the other man. The wife are both for that zillion times usually against offer. It's a manslaughter something like that. I've never heard this fact pattern husband comes home finds his wife in bed with another woman and shoots either of them right. I've never heard stories when man Texas man comes home finds wife in bed with another woman reaches I gun on instead. His risk gets caught on his Boehner. You sound unable to get his gun out so he has to join in sexual or data heard Chinese man comes home to Wuhan bed with a bat. Also is the group to one more Wuhan Lap one more wet market lab the group that is probably most vehemently defending Wuhan and the wet virus and putting putting their IRA toward trump probably has a higher percentage of Vegetarians and vegans than other group on the planet internationally or nationally. I'll let you amongst that grew so funny. You say that because I'm still on lent so. I'm very attuned to Vegan or vegetarian and that crossed my mind as well like okay. Why are we defending eating bats? Or why are we defending eating dog literally markets with live animals that are going to be consumed by human beings like it is way past branching slaughter houses or River Phoenix. Who's a guy? Walking Joaquin Phoenix is like adopting a cow or anything. This is way beyond this live animal. Have you talked to drew about this now? I have not but I shall. I would love to hear it's an interesting psyche that you you're all these people probably. They're probably a higher percentage for sure of of Vegetarians. Vegans and they have to be right. Human being right also probably have said the phrase. She's a rescue way. More than a guy from Texas came home with Catis old lady with her best friend in the sack so they love animals and they don't consume animals and this is a place that essentially tortures animals and their vigorously defending that place because they hate trump. And all I'm saying is do both. Yeah I hate trump and hate the fact that they're eating bats right. Okay let me just hit ziprecruiter. Dairy try to find out what they sell it. These wet markets. It'd be easier to find out what they don't sell rail. I've looked into it. Yeah there is not like penguins right. I mean I don't know but that is not a wild exam. Your top five of the things that would blow her mind. I and I'll tell you about the ziprecruiter. Hiring used to be hard multiple job sites. Stacks of resumes confusing review process. Today's hiring is easy. Just go to one place. Ziprecruiter DOT com slash doubt ziprecruiter? Send your job to over. One hundred of the Web's leading job boards plus ziprecruiter scans thousands of resumes to find people the right experience. Invite them to apply to your job. As a the applications come rolling. Ziprecruiter analyzes each one and spotlights. The top candidate. So you never miss a great match. Four out of five employers. Who Post with Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day? It is Ziprecruiter right Gary. That's absolutely right right now. Our listeners can try ziprecruiter for free at this exclusive web address ziprecruiter dot com slash doubt. That's ziprecruiter dot com slash slash. Do UBT ZIPRECRUITER DOT com slash doubt ziprecruiter. The smartest way to hire now some of the weirdest things just right off the bat ails live frogs. Chicken legs all that I could. I have none of that freaks me out. I'm sure trying ones that I can say. Probably not overt Zenkoku probably not buffalo bats. Soup is the one that's certainly been in. England is the one what is the Pangolin. Look like we'll put up a picture of it. Yeah but it's like when you see these creatures that look like miniature gargoyles and weird bizarre things. It's like what could go wrong like everything could go wrong. Jesus Christ looks like an is it. Looks like a one of those versions of the cats with no hair except it's an Armadillo with no hair. It's an Armadillo. And it's got a little ricky ticky Tavee at John. Jay Tastes just like chicken tastes like SARS. I look people. Here's here's what I've been saying all the time. Last autumn reasonable doubt. I've said with the advent of aircraft can get you anywhere you know from China anywhere in less than a day. With with a layover somewhere. I mean literally. We now need to establish rules. That are sort of universal right. It's it's no longer. We just go look for the United States. Where sovereign over here we beef up our borders to the north and to the south. And that's we're done with that. No No it's now game on. It takes a village. It's the entire planet now the airplane. It is sort of like one place now. If you think about the time you know one hundred fifty years ago you couldn't get to California. The time it took you to get to California from Oregon was fucking seven weeks. Even think about that time we couldn't get state to one st over. It would take months in two people at dialing my now. There's no way nowhere. That's not within striking distance of the worst places in the worst people in the worst regimes and the worst food inspectors and the worst hygiene. Where's every it's all here so with that in mind. The same nations need to sort of have a League of justice. Like we need to just go. Look your wet. Markets are fine when people traveled on steamships. But now there's jet aircraft and we have to shut down your wet market because we cannot trust the police. You're going to put it into the room and by the way if you want to eat. What is that thing again? All the Pangolin. Hang okay well then be prepared that the human body is a very. It's an amazing resilient thing but you're going to have you're GONNA have to eliminate over many generations a good millions and millions of people who don't have the resistance or the immunities to all the viruses that thank you also in order to eat that thing. You're making a decision that I need to kill off all kinds of people so we can develop someday the immunities From the herd in order that we can digest something. Looks like a hairless armadillo. Hello Tofurkey come on Luhan again with the two thousand twenty all right you can go to an curl the DOT com and find out Where I may or may not be the also. This is this whole thing. It's killing stand up. Stand the standards the last place. You'RE GONNA go stand up. Replaces close. Yeah so the thing about standup. Is You talked to any good standup? And they'll go man. I didn't perform in three days. I've lost my fastball. You don't perform for two months and then go on stage up. They're going what I. What was that? Europe is not that different than cross examination. Sometimes if I go a month without cross examining I told him the office. I'm going down to the criminal courts building. I'm just going to tap some PD on the shoulder. And take over the cross of some cop. Because I need to do it I get it it is. It's the same thing it's on your feet. It's warm and thoughts. Can you go back and forth with an audience? I'm doing with a witness and you go in with X. amount of things you wanna hit right and you have trouble accessing all that without the repetition and it's really no different than the physical body like don't work out for three months and tell me how you feel it'll be like you never worked out one of your life right all right. What do you got mark? I've got well I've got an engine company. Twenty eight we deliver not closed. Tenny close we got Provo and grand central station closed and yet the MTA still wants to charge me rent. Lax engine company. Twenty eight just got an email before I walked in your clothes. We've got Kassir Tropicana San Clemente Open. But I'll probably closer because he just told me. The governor told me to I got veep Palm Springs Open but by the time you listen to this will probably be closed. I'll tell you something that will never be closed marks mouth. You don't believe me ask. Paula tell next Ankara from are saying Mahala. Thanks for listening to reasonable doubt tune in next Saturday for an all new episode Corolla Digital.

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#1234 You Can't Handle The DREWTH!!!

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

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#1234 You Can't Handle The DREWTH!!!

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Or keep the shipments coming so prep your mailbox and get ready for Adams monthly. Hurry we will sell out recorded. Live at Corolla one studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr Drew Pinski. You're listening to the atom and Dr Drew Show. Get It on get on that dream of their roadside ribs. It because you thought you know when you're not gonna like you know but he's not winning a running popularity wrong. Never run a popularity. Dan's Hayride. He's here to tell you what I need to tell you what to do. Okay so if you want to hear the truth then you can hear the truth but if you WanNa know the truth that you come to Dr Dre first traffic and weather feel the truth and you come back group and if you're one a mess about who was foot around tiptoe around the subject a lot of people don't like drew speaks his Do Straight they can't handle it can't handle the truth. The can't handle the DRUCE. Yeah all these years of Radio. We never thought of that so we never think of it again. All right pancreatitis Christopher Line Five Christopher I guy hey Big Fan Looking forward in Indianapolis on the twenty eight O. Go Pretty Cool City. There's some parts of another really nice around. Yeah Yeah Yeah now. I know I've been there. I mean I've been there for the five hundred to hell right right. It's really nice down tonight. I met you at the premier Couple of years ago it was fantastic. Oh thanks Christopher appreciate it but I guess this is more direct Dr drew but Adam. I'm sure you have a wonderful medical insight shirt. Okay while like if we're going to if you guys are going to go down the pancreatitis highway. I'm GonNa Tell Matt could get me. Few tylenol slid tylenol around here. A thousand eight thousand. Abc Dominican or six hundred of any of the advil Motrin Mike Products Ibuprofen. So go ahead so yeah pick retired. Yeah I I've had two pretty big bounce with it. The first time has two and a half years ago. hospitals for the better part of three months there were a lot of copying bled infectious wherever it was and then last. December I had another valid and it was only like a wish but it's hospitalized and the I have super high triglycerides get a real answer as the I mean. Take his genetic in some Some form back the the story I get which is contrary to the the vinnie. Dr Drew and all of that stuff is that I Basically the way they describe it to me you a lot of fat your luggage fat and then they can call up. Then you're right you have to get your triglycerides down and you have to take medication do that. What are you taking It is a hybrid. Okay is that working. I don't know I I. When I was admitted in December they were north of two thousand but apparently is really bad on. No No. I'm just now on it. Had My numbers right. You have a you have a disease that you have some sort of genetic problem so This this is why I don't get out and champion certain diets because everyone's genetics are different. The stuff that any talks about works beautifully for me. Not For you. You have got to get these. It your life depends upon giving these triglycerides down and there's various pharmacological agents. That can do that but this way outside of Diet. This is something you're GonNa have to get down. Get down all the way to high trade caused pancreatic. You'd pancreatitis from virus Alcohol Stones Gallstones can get stuck in the pancreatic intrigue this route hypertrichosis which is one of the almost. Never seen it and so it's pretty rare situation. It's a genetic thing he's got a- I mean. He has to be on top of this like literally. His life depends upon it. Okay we'll do it and We'll see it I gotta hear him. Yeah Indy. It's a cool town. Daniel thirty seven Chino. Hi this is Daniel. How you guys doing good so I had a question You know once in a while you see Blood drives that are going on and I asked friends or family members if if they're interested or if ever having almost always a resounding no and I would I and so. I'm just curious. Why do you think it's not more popular or Are there any negative side effects to it and I guess you know for you know for you ace to me? Seems like a a self sustaining? A fluid change. Well you know my mom's motto and when I was young yeah gotta get the lead out who so shoddy choosing key later. She was bloodletting well. Okay your car's cooling coil. Okay well no well hold on okay. But hear me out. I'm listening you get too many contaminants in that radiator in that cooling system. You've got to flush them out right. Yes yes right right. And they build up and the car doesn't work properly. Your body's exact. Same Way as a cooling radiator system is an automobile. It is the same. It's the same okay. So if you're living in a toxic environment or okay your body's absorbing toxins. Your blood is care that's the cooling. Caring toxins drought. You're up. Your engine has water jackets in it in the cooling but but what happens when it becomes sluggish and it becomes filled with impurity the environment. The paint that's on the door this way. Your mom died at the age of Forty Reich. She she's ninety two. Okay okay but listen the paint. That's on the door toxic but you ever get in your car and a hot day and he smelled. What is that smell? Yeah what is that smell Taco core smell of talk? I C K your cell phone. What's it made out toxins right okay. Chinese talks with Chinese food ordering Chinese show. Ms Ms She Taksin Preservative Preservative for preserving food they're poison to you Okay the die inside. The lipstick chapstick They're all your body white ribbing too old oxygen and went all the toxins with pesticides. Okay your body absorbs at. Yeah so you have to take your blood which is now filled with lead moon toxins and you release it. I see you drain some of the toxins out in the water at your cooling system right. But here's what's different There's no difference now. Know here's what's different. Okay when you flush the blood from your system you do it all at once and when you do the car you do just a small amount at a time like a couple of pints maybe up to just one pint and the human you empty all the blood out completely for the car. You do it or wait. Hold on okay wait hold on you said No. You're wrong. Will you got to John's out. What you said was wrong. Oh what I was saying is is with the with the car. You Open up the butterfly valve on the bottom of the ratings. Let it all come out. I see. Obviously you don't have that no and also if we took all of your blood out it wants to be good you'd be not living. What all the toxins would be out. Well that's true okay. But what you're saying is you gotta take it all out at once now. What do do with the car I see car tax. There's different people. Take out a pint at a time and then what happens is your body restores that pint with pure clean. Nontoxic five blood okay. Now that blood is not affected by the toxic environment. I really chosen knows nothing about the bone marrow manufacturers but she didn't get that's your ask but it's getting let out your body has led you let pain lead in the water leading the thought we have dots. Your thoughts are held there by lead. Lebanon thoughts leading thoughts laden with lead. You get the lead out and then when you give the next pint you give a different pint. It's not one. Oh eventually you have seven new pints. I see that don't co mingle See what I'm saying. Yes somehow fresh blood these separate from the then you go to the next polluted bat. Okay and eventually I don't know how many pints you have any true but eventually you get to let out okay Gary How many pints do I have to have my body twelve twelve and after go through this in twelve times right nine to twelve nine trump? That's how it works Daniel. Yes Sir I stop giving blood a million years ago. I do but a couple of weeks ago. Oh here we are just to get the lead. Act My mom was really up against because on one hand she had a Kooky hippie notion butting up against helping somebody out and put yourself out old and putting yourself out a little bit boy. Coup hippie notion help people out putting myself out a little to help other people boy. Guess who always wins that argument now. Now helping how the same by the way same conundrum. Which is the school feeds. You poison slop versus free lunch. Same hippy conundrum versus having to do something. Guess who wins. Not Having if he has ever want to figure out how people work all the proselytizing all the preaching and all the hand wringing always takes a backseat to not having to cut a check for do anything. I'll tell you who wins every time you know. So there's my mom talking about blood having poison blood but still never gave any and there's my mom talking about toxic food but still didn't WanNa make still took the free lunch with the slop so your kid was being poison and then you bring poison his well. Oh well oh well. There is a way rain moving. You can be you could give blood anyway. Yes we should all give lots more. We should be Daniel in terms of adverse effects. It's funny the people that do give give blood right like the and then there's everybody else. Yeah I used to be on a short list and they need my blood and not go every. What's your type you know? I don't know but I mean like Asia Gary laughing at the stupid jokes drew's two savage all right now. Let's I used to do it in van is I did it for free. I did it when I was poor. And there were some thing about my blood that they needed or like there was a type that was popular or they're in short supply of. I did it every single time. They'd send me notice and one fucking time. I got there after. They sent me a notice and they told me it was a day too early. Because I'd given blood so much so consistently that that wait forty five days in between whatever you know so I could get the lead levels built back up or system. I mean iron so I they send me a summons I like literally left work early or something drove. Van is I pull up into the Red Cross. Whatever I got your day and I'm like well when she's let me give the blood all take a risk and they're like no you gotta come back tomorrow is like. I'm not coming back tomorrow. I'm doing this for free. I drove across town. You guys sent me to summon so this is kind of on you so if you want the blood take it now. And they're like now and I was like what the fuck off and I never gave but again and now the the this so that's the bureaucracy and then the insanity that the questionnaire you go through you have to fill out now is extraordinary it really G I get in a few years and I was stunned. How extensive the the questioning is now. Well I'll tell you what they could do. I mean what they should do which I've always saying all those stupid freeway signs about click it or ticket and it just sort of waste of time during the Christmas time. Don't be a grinch buckle your seat put give blood on their sure and just put a. We use blood products all the time. They're essential piece of medical care and we're always short and if there were ever a time when there was a major problem we would be very short. I'm afraid and so. It is incumbent. We are just put it on the stupid freeways sign. Yes the great thing. I would say that just just in terms of if you if you aren't wanting to give back to your fellow man. You just want to be someone to help. Prepare in case we ever get in real trouble. Whatever it is now he asked. If there's any adverse effect gotta take some iron if you're doing it all the time I had one woman actually get a peripheral neuropathy from iron deficiency 'cause he was given all the time and didn't really pay attention was having to our level so no Valentine says it belt will hold you. Thank you timewasters. Now just put a fucking give blood and give a website all right. Let me hit Ziprecruiter. Hiring used to be hard multiple job sites. Stacks of resumes. Finders remember midst binders keeping women in their confused review process or confusing review process. I should say today's hiring now. It's easy just go to one place. Ziprecruiter DOT com slash. Ads ziprecruiter sends your job to over one. 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When I saw Dr Ju- posting vile fit smoker And basically my question was. Um You don't think there's youtubers online. We'll pretend to be children in luring Just like adults trying to her children and I guess my question is do those those people that we see embarrassed online do those people. Bp offense. Or do they are. They so embarrassed that they don't ever try to harm on a child again. Well does it affect it? I'm a little confused. I mean if somebody does something illegal online they're prone to get prosecuted right right right. I I never thought about it but I guess I guess I always thought like if If it was like on Youtube maybe I guess like some people that might get away. Sometimes well let me let me Let me try to couch it this way to drew. Yeah I would reckon. There's last cheating among celebrity males than there was twenty five years ago because of cameras and Hackley thing about it. How would one pull this off these days right? Yeah WH- one do. Yeah I mean that has to factor in now. Maybe you have to not care if you're caught. Obviously pedophile aren't as bad as celebrities. Gary got him twice. But what I'm saying is is I don't mean conflict. Of course what I'm saying. This is not to be disrespected pedophile. What I'm saying is is does the same sort of you're not gonNa get away with this work now. I know there's a certain sickness. Look there's people that kill people because they kill people. It's hard to dissuade them but there's also going to be a population of people wouldn't do it if they're going to your car. Well there's people who kill their spouse to collect the insurance they have a girlfriend on the side. They are going to collect some insurance if they didn't think they could get away with it. Might persuade them from doing dissuade them from doing it. Yeah so think about a celebrity or a non celebrity and you go thinking about having a fair and then he started thinking about God what's what are the implications whom I'm dealing with? How many how many people are at the club? How many people see eating dinner? They'd put that online. You know like I. I don't know that you could pull this off and I don't have numbers in front of me but I'm it's down quite a bit and so if you're going online and you think you're talking to a thirteen year old but it's a thirty year old and you don't know anymore who you're talking to and you get serious trouble for talking to that person that way. I'm guessing it would dissuade a group of people. The ones are not so highly motivated right one. That are the less sick of the sick. Yeah in a in a weird way. Maybe it's like cheating. It's like the ones that are gonNA cheat are really doing really devoted and dedicated to it or going to cheat and the others that are sort of dabbling in. It probably would stop them yeah. I don't know pedophilia you can dabble in it. But I mean look. There's a population back in the day of gay people who just married a woman and had a loveless relationship for kind of token to the grave. So they're kind of able through the circumstances and the society passionate passionate there right. But you're able to live this life that you don't WanNa live or your prevent yourself from engaging in the behavior that is attractive to you because of all the powers that be and you know I don't know we weep far less people smoke now than did before because I got Kinda shamed out of it you know and we can take society and kind of push people one way or the other. Take father fatherless. Homes used to be a big deal. Now we can't judge and we got a lot more fun of homes now. I mean that's not. Guys wiring changed dramatically. Forty Years Societies. Said you know you know smoking you know if you wanNA raise your kids. Don't do what you got a great deal making me feel right and thus we got one more of the other right okay works so I imagine if people are thinking. There's a good chance of talking to someone. Who's trying to catch them online? It's going to dissuade them now. Who knows probably some other thing pops up who knows what it morphs into black web. I don't know the dark web. Yeah I don't know how the dark web works deal the onion router. He knows I see. I see a knowledgeable young man over there. What's on the dark web for me? We want and then. How does the dark web work? You need to get something called the onion router right. Yeah it's basically you attempt at all costs to be anonymous in. It's theoretically an anonymous way to surf the web and then you can do all kinds of transactions using and it was like a thousand times more space on that on that part of the web than in the general public web right enough two thousand. But there's more here anymore spe. There's like more content. It's let me see if I can find an article that there's more content on the dark web. I believe that's correct or more ability to hold content or something apparently is for the military originally more content. Seems Insane Right Yeah Okay WanNA talk to call a couple of months ago thinking about doing. I have a set. Here's an article. I found that says the deep web which is another way to refer to. It is ninety nine percent of the Internet. You can't Google so I think that might be what drew's referring to headline that I've seen as well ninety nine percent of the Internet. You can't Google but doesn't mean it. It has nine percent more content right. I'm trying to figure that out. CaN'T GOOGLE AT PRIDE. It doesn't mean it's volume is gray. It's off it's just their habit. Yes Yeah Okay Glenn. Thirty two long island. What's going on? Yeah Man So I called in probably a month month and a half ago and had a question about IVF We my wife and I were told that we weren't gonNA be able to get pregnant Natural way so that was gonNA probably be our only option As luck would have it. We found on Saturday. She got pregnant the natural way so pregnant. Good Which is awesome so I kind of two basic questions for Dr Drill One how long do we have to wait to go to Obgyn and to In these kind of really early stages What are the most important things my wife has to you? Know Kinda make sure she and The new baby stay healthy. DoN'T SMOKE DON'T DRINK. Don't adjust any medication And get established a relationship with an obstetrician immediately pretty simple get going pretty straightforward. Yeah get it on okay. Yeah they've figured out. You could drink a little bit. Yeah she booking she's asking what's the best thing to do right now And the drinking can be a little later too. Good Luck Glenn Okay Cool. 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I told you I can't remember if I told you this but I probably did but yeah I told you. I taught super dumb model drive as six hundred horsepower. Viper was with a stickshift. In it no problem in in two minutes. Two minutes by participate one by distilling it down to one simple thing and I realize most people when they're going at a project I think they go at it. Why thirty angles. But not one thing the one thing. It's like what was the one thing that made people not be able to drive a stick shift. Where where do they get into trouble? What was the sort of the one thing that was screwing up and I realized it was the clutch out. Buck Buck Buck. Buck stall whatever. I said if I could train this person to just push the clutch when I snap my fingers I say word you push a clutch in will never stole the car will never be out of. Trump will always be fine. We'll just be rolling in. The car will be idle. And we'll be fine. We can regroup and reset breath. 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#1128 There's Nothing In That For Us

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#1128 There's Nothing In That For Us

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Tommy John Dot Com is truecar comments drew me three million what's going on man. How many episodes of the Partridge your family were there total eighty six but the truth probably like thirty five or something right now? There were like you've seen them all now even account now eighty six because it was on ninety one. I just the season for longer than two right. Oh back then. I think you'd get pickups for like twenty. Six Twenty Three Shows Four Seasons at twenty three ninety one hundred ninety six episodes eighty six excite ninety six yeah sorry them all no no but I've I'm trying. They only show up like five at a time. You know we find it ironic that <hes> your infatuation with partridge and Danny's contribution. I like listening. I like things like they did one the other day where they were imprisoned there playing a show in prison. Every prisoner was white and it was is this kind of now back before it was intentional it just they I don't even I don't think every prisoner look was the seventies or plenty of black and Mexican prisoners. I just didn't have black and Mexican actors. They just had this went to the pool and just hire whoever's in the extra pool right. It was like the depiction of prisoners like in one thousand nine hundred seventy two middle aged white goods middle-age Whitehead's walking around aw yeah because it's like eating need gangbangers tattoos or just take that dude put him in the outfit he will be that really care and they're all digging. The Partridge family music course which made me made me like Oh my God look at all to segregated prison. I don't know but it's a bunch of white dudes just enjoying the projects Arjun trae work shirts well they dressed in denim jeans and they're a bunch of middle aged white guys at a prison. I don't see one black blackfaces entire practice now to be fair. It wasn't a prison. It was like the back lot of universal puts them chain link fence up you know just did it. Puts you in guards yeah but it's funny. It's funny see people smoking and talking you know one of the here's like moves. You'd never see like uh prison guard night. Stick out thumping it into open hand pump pump. He'd never they're never see a condo the night there. There was weird conventions then yeah if the beginning that was a convention the beginning of AH The blue Jesus Christ Kaelin George Kennedy the Blue Night I don't I think it was black night. There was a cop show like from the Seventies. George Candy did a lot of that kind of stuff. I think it was called the Blue Knight and like the beginning of it. He's walking down the street and he's twirling. His club treasured a COP walking down the street just twirling that club down on Main Street now at that big O. Club out and he's just got that it's got the got the leather round the rest and swinging around silicone shocks yeah yeah <hes> let's see drew. What's going on with you? My Wife Ever Las Vegas over the weekend. We are twenty eight th wedding hold onto blue night here we go <music> asks the same song. The Laura walked around carrying that stick man trying to find himself himself a person of color beatdown yeah he the beginning EP walking and swinging and swinging and walk out so weird. It's really weird. Cop Shows Capture. They've got some horns gone. Show chill mocking. The beat got to shield also. I don't think I feel like acting took that much back then yeah don't even why they called it acting. You know what I mean. It was just sort of it was sort of personality driven. He kind of had the right look yeah. I mean like I don't know the John Wayne or Charlton Heston Reverend great actors. I ride maybe they were film. You cut it prayed Akwa T._v.. Just had to be comfortable in front of the camera. You're also remember I was laughing to you about how they would just take these guys and shoved them into multiple roles. Oh Yeah I was telling you that when you I._M._D._b.. These guys you go oh. This Guy Played The gym coach in the Partridge family Era was trying to make the basketball team three episodes later. You turn it on the same actress playing convict in the convict episodes. It's like uh where's the integrity I mean. I'm sitting there watching. I'm going wait a minute. That guy said Jim coat. What's he now. He's in jail was he. Furloughed our love to coach to high school basketball team like it's weird. It's just weird that they never went but that was you know the the this one of the heritage of film mm-hmm were actors played different roles in different things and there was central casting and they all just went did their things there was an element of yeah this guy was Jim Coach now convict and you go. What about the audience. They'll they'll dig that. How about the whole l. idea in film of the character actor Yeah Now. He's an old western dude well now. He's a cop and now he's well. They still have that right right. I mean a lot out of it then on TV. I'm Wendy step farther yeah. There were personality yeah that would do the like Mister Mooney mooning or whatever they do. They had their sound and now look. I don't care trying to think you you know I don't care that William h macy's playing this guy and one roll and Boogie nights and then playing that guy in Fargo. That's a character actor. I'm talking about the weird personality guy who played the weird personality in every role right and now you're jumping back and forth. I'm in that guy still there but weird voice thing yeah. There were a bunch of those guys he doesn't have to come Ray Curtis thirty-three. You can combat veteran. What's going on this yeah. Oh well I had a couple. Oh things join <hes> the podcast listen the I appreciate you very much taking my call <hes> longtime not quite first time second time. I called <hes> several several months ago <hes> and <hes> I'm sorry my son just came into the bathroom and had to use that in and the party <hes> anyway. I was calling <hes> for a couple reasons to things. <hes> at I wanted wanted to tell you something that was an experience of mine I had playing video games versus combat <hes> real helmet and first person shooters and what that does to people's brain <hes> I when I was a kid so I'm <music>. I'm obviously thirty three. I joined the army and four only to fight overseas because I watched September eleventh happened in front of me and my high school school in Atlanta. Georgia is where I was living and the chaos that ensued there afterwards and <hes> you know it affected me a lot and so I adjoining Oh for me and my brother both joined them. LE- <hes> you know that was more out now and all that good stuff but we were that's the reason why would join us to go and fight pipe and then be done and <hes> so I did fifteen months you know six or seven overseas and <hes> I I <hes> have played for I played first person shooters in the past and the funny thing is I actually got cured of <hes> <hes> that first person shooter Kinda Syndrome I think because I think the guys that like get into the addictive nature of just playing it like you know as as many people as you can tell her as many things as you can kill or destroy or whatever and the allotted timeframe or there's so many scenarios that they place them under but <hes> ah the I play a game called call of duty it was the first version was on the first person shooter <hes> I. I don't know if you're familiar with it or not. But I know a large franchise. I'm sure the name <hes> and so they I played that game for like twelve hours straight and this was when I was about up to join the army like sixteen seventeen and I remember distinctly that it affected my mind because I came out of my basement the bedroom where I was my resonance in my home at that time <hes> upstairs to you know just watch some T._v.. And you know whatever ever kind of decompress from doing that this was like several days building up to my little brother was always into first person shooters more than me. I'm into racing Adams Sidebar <hes> and so she he is playing this just to kind of him and like get into it with them or whatever and <hes>. I know it affected me because I'm sorry I <hes> I was watching the news and the Weatherman weatherman popping in from the side you know how does the green screen behind him and something was there and I was like what are you doing this guy. You'RE GONNA shot. You're out in the open you know because I just murdering people all day <hes> and so. I was just like okay well. That's it. I'm not playing that shit anymore. Well I'll say listen I.. If you sat name plane simulator all day you have thoughts about wanting to fly plane right it. Just would I mean Y.. What do you think the track and by the way more than a few hours right right yes. It's not going to make AAC you kill would that which is what the allegations are. That's GonNa make you violent. It's it didn't make him by that. made him concerned about somebody else and it's. GonNa take a certain percentage of people of the populace and it's going to create a little blurred line between the simulated activity in the activity the actual activity for a small percentage of society. Sorry go ahead at Cardis so <hes> that's absolutely one hundred percent correct and I agree with that up to the point at which I feel like on my old man too and I'm so don't take this personally but Andrew both you U.. Manner both old has them I and we the virtual reality shifts and the level of detail that they're coming out with now and games. I only know this because I play racing simulations and add them to your point. Yes if I play station simulations all day on WanNa the race car driver. I'm right. I want you anyway but you know I would even more or you know think about it more and so anyway that in like a little kid brain or like mm specially really little ones and then teenagers even worse and then if you don't have like an actual consequence to punctuate the end of that so my brother's still oh played those first person shooters like he was. He's a Afghanistan better. He was airborne paratrooper <hes> combat engineer just like me and so they he but he understands obviously he's not on the verge of doing anything crazy but these kind of stuff. I just I curse talks the everybody. Nothing everything that happens that you don't want to happen is so the confluence of a bunch of events. It's never just I should say. It's rarely one thing you know when you look at any kind of catastrophic commercial airline. Whatever it's never a was hit by a missile and the plane went down? It's a bunch of little things that that kind of happened in a weird coincidental order that didn't you know once in a while plane gets flown into one of the towers to the twin towers but it's always a little wasn't supposed to be flying with these kind of canisters was exceptionally cold that morning. I mean you take a look at something like got space shuttle blowing up you know and everything it's like. Oh rains and it was too cold but they sit go anyway but it had been a cold snap in Florida that night. Eaten all rings were Brittle but because some of the tiles had fallen off the side of the it's just a bunch of stuff that adds up to a disaster now. God knows how many of those disasters void in a lifetime who knows all the accidents you could have gotten into or whatever whatever God willing you you miss that but what I'm saying is you take the feeble mind you take the feeble mind and you put it with a bunch of I purdy per person shooting videos then you mix in a little pharmaceutical love and then Stepdad has the gun collection and then becky sue breaks up with you. Now we have now now we we can bake our cake. You know we have all ingredients. The one ingredient who wanna talk about it like the pharmaceutical so the guns are the girl breaking up with her with you or or the first person shoot not enough but when you get them all together you can bake that tragedy cake AAC. That's that's what happens in most cases yeah. That's how it works and it's foolish to break off and go which one of these caused it. It's a a combination that blackout in New York City. They have redundancy on everything and they said that's why they can't figure out what what happened because two systems have to. Go out and they could see it happening. It's interesting all right. Let me tell you I hope they were covered with Somme I._S.. Just another commercial well. You'RE GONNA WANNA listen. This one just met that mark and Susan from A._S.. Auto insurance they're specialists over there. They sell car insurance. It's with a unique twist smart. Quote Technology Compares The rates and coverages of lots of insurance companies then you pick your price. It doesn't get simpler than that A._S.. Saves its customers an average of six hundred and forty dollars when they switch over. I talked do these guys. I showed him my car. Collection explained to them cannot share them on the tracks. I don't even try. Insurance rates are rising fast. You have to compare to save best way is let A._S.. Do the shopping for you and they're proud of the fact that they were able to save people a lot of money <hes> they don't sell insurance. They Hook you up with insurance company that saves you money and you can McCall eight hundred seven seven seven four a I s and you can check them out at a I s insurance dot com slash Adam see how much money could be saved with these guys all right drew what else you got. What do you think about I was went on? I was telling you we were we were dinner. My wife and I went to Las Vegas over the weekend twentieth wedding anniversary we were sitting next to a couple of we started talking to and the woman says <hes>. I'm a professor of social justice yeah well. My my feeling was feeling I need to talk to you. I'm bringing her in here. Bring it into the Dr drew cast. I'll let you know what I learned and I thought that was interesting. I figured you'd have free. I'm picturing giant amber beads. No no no no nope AIDS no now beads at all no lot of beads with the social justice racial come with them. She said she do for where where she works. She was a professor at S._C.. And U._C._L._A.. Does she want these awards for being the most popular professor and stuff that I I got to see what I what do you think she does. I I don't know I I. That's what I wondered is it. Is it a social policy justice or is it advising social justice warriors how to the void the slippery slopes. Oh Oh I see sorry slur U._C._L._A.. I know here's what I'm saying. If you'd like to know why I push back against all of this stuff <hes> to know and why why do I push back against all of it because they know your mom know your grandma now they go you would say but Adam <hes> you have to admit there there are there is some racism and there is some preferential some preferences and hiring and whatever else and and there is some social justice to be done right. I mean there are people that are discriminated against people that are held back are some that are pushed it forward. I mean we're we're not at the point where we have a a completely level playing field one hundred percent were better than any other time in history and maybe better than just about every country certainly our size but why do you push back against all of it Adam because it's a bad mindset to go through through life with if you would like to be successful if you embrace it like when I found out my daughter didn't make the volleyball team right because their coach rotated her. I don't know for coach dislike. Look I mean going to be honest. There's a lot to dislike about my daughter. They may he may have in fact America beat. I'm saying I I did an inventory and quickly went through the four hundred things he could have disliked about her and that could have very well. Well been on the table as a possibility I however want her to own her mistakes own her actions in <unk> an N._B._A.. Own Her destiny and I shouldn't call it sa she can own her future. She can steer her own car so accept reality reality's terms and and getting control of what you can't control what's hers. It is a possibility that this coach did not let her make the volleyball team because he did or did not like me or did not like us or whatever I however did not want to explore that theory for one tenth of microseconds seconds because I quickly figured out there is nothing in that for us now. You could go you telling me there's never been instances of coaches being preference a yes all the time. I'm sure you tell me it's not possible that he was twenty. Percent Against your daughter are factored into some degree. Absolutely I it would almost seem impossible for not to factor in to some degree whether the person liked you doing out with or whatever whether that it is now with all that said it's not correctable and it's not knowable right yeah and there is no called action I other than you being a victim in me going in there and arguing with a guy who's just going to say your daughter. The tryouts weren't as good they were for the other guy by the way goals to win games. I'm assuming yeah right so and not hang out with twelve year olds so hopefully uh hopefully not so bullet dodged. The reason I'm not interested in fixing that injustice is because it doesn't serve my daughter right so I would simply like to talk to her. Now I will get her. I will pay for her lessons her volleyball lessons so that she could improve and get better and make the team next year or have a better chance at making the team but I'm not interested in exploring in what this guy thinks because it it's a waste of both of our time and that's what I feel about all these movements <hes> woman black white. Sorry Not White Woman White Woman Black Hispanic whatever you're gay whatever your thing is you got it. It's you move forward and since there's so many examples of people having amazing success in in this country who are black or brown or female or gay or what have you since their millions. It's not dozens is it. It's millions of examples of folks having wild success in this country who are fill win the blank then I think you could join the ranks even if there was this thing you perceive to claim there is which is also in my mind statistically it's UN- it's impossible to get it down to zero zero. Get it down low. That data is one of the reasons maybe to push back is that there's a gigantic difference between equality of opportunity and equality of outcome right and run one-stop opportunity but I think we're moving now towards equality of outcome and that's Russia. There's no way to do that except by Oh controlling everybody in mandating everybody at a certain point well also. It's suggesting that there's something nefarious about the folks that excel I mean look drew. I don't like to talk about my. I doubt it's hard for you but go ahead just this once how many people would like to do comedy and how many people would like to do a podcast asked and or do a podcast what percentage of those people have a lucrative career in comedy yeah less than way less than one percent. The problem is you why and you were raised in a privileged family and a privileged part of the country and you know it's well the folks if you go to net flix Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock and soon to be Eddie Murphy will be the top three paid comedians for Netflix stand up specials last. I checked all black back in all come from different parts of the town but nobody nobody a lot of interesting years right. I'm saying it's a pretty low percentage that you make a good living doing comedy. What shall we do about that and then where does my responsibility lie or orders Kevin Hart? Where does Low percentage game some people excel at it most overwhelming majority of people. Don't what would you like us to talk to Yaacob smirnoff about about this. He was a comedian in Russia and if he stood out he was punished right right. There was no big time Netflix pays space over there. No no no no there was your they like you too much. Get Out of here right. He didn't play the Borscht valley played the Borsch force the poor play the globe yeah it. It's a really interesting thing and there's another instinct thing about a level playing field in terms of opportunity. How much how how much energy do we spill worrying about people who come from wealthy families who fuck up? That's a pretty common thing oh yeah so having privilege. It doesn't result in privilege outcome necessarily visit. I would look let let's let's try to figure out how to measure. You're this drew hang up before he measured me talk about Tommy. John's maybe think about underwear and of course it's hot or you crooked and your clothes. 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For Twenty percent off Tommy John Dot com slash A._D._S. as as we all know the people who come from easy street usually end up being I mean I. I don't know that and I don't know uh-huh people that had it easy that it's not it's not a way it's not it's not a fantastic. It's not a fantastic upbringing because it's like saying oh growing up. It's like veto a health version of we were rich. I had someone workout for me so yeah but right now. It doesn't benefit you right. Almost the more privileged the lease less likely you are to succeed well. I think if one took a look at the fortune five hundred are the the top you know the Forbes top one hundred earners you know oh or successful business people or what have you. I think you would find that. Many of them are currently made their fortune in in a field that was completely different than their dad and mom Yup obviously indicates his dad didn't do computers and and there is some gotTa have gone wrong essentially for you'd have the energy to push that hard. I it's more for line is I'm sure your parents. I'm sure the there's going to be percentage of these people whose dad were super rich and they went into his look at trump's anything. There's there's GonNa be. There's GonNa be some of that but I would say. Most of the cases were looking brother though to hide of alcohol I would say most perfect example. I would say most most of the history of the richest people in this country would be much more your oprah route than your trump route and by the way trump is nullified vise brother being out drinking himself to death which we talk about his trapping of that lifestyle as well so I would also make the argument against mine which is look if you come from abject poverty with a substance abuse and physical appeals and there's a certain we'll we can we can take that puppy and beat him so hard he can never walk right again. I'm not saying we're not saying that. I'm just saying kind of an interesting thing thing. We can't draw a straight line from well your dad successful of course you're successful because your dad's accessible wasn't successful. You wouldn't be successful because is all you have to do is look at the top most hundred five hundred thousand most successful people in this country. I don't think you're gonNA find any straight line. So now we know that Hat Elizabeth Warren. How's it work while tell you how it works? They all have the same attributes. They have a lot of attributes in in common. They don't have a lot of history in common like rich daddy but they do have attribute right. They have hard work. Erkin have the ability to unveil gratification get our work hours right it's not about it's not and they don't have education in common either. Either is lots of different forms and versions of that. You're correct however you're fucking education more more associated with that than the wealthy parent that's for sure Oh yeah the but Elizabeth Warren would say well that well but the dad sent him to the right college no no they have a bunch of traits and those traits they have in common in and those traits are they're not fear based get it. You're telling them to be scared. All the time not you Elizabeth Warren. They're not fear beer-based. That's probably the number one trait that they that the thing that Bill Gates and Kevin Hart an Oprah share or not being fear based they all have a motor. They're all not scared to fail. They'll have had failure and just dusted themselves off and moved on to the next endeavor and they're not scared to work weekends and holidays they have much more in common in terms of traits than they do about family members and in money thank you all right. Go to Adam Cole Dot Com for all the live shows Monterey coming up on August seventeenth at the Golden Golden State Theatre. Come on out come to the track man and then come that night and see the show yeah man. I'm doing it. My fire shoot man. I I used to kid about that. I'm not sure if I should do it. The awesome be comfortable while also practical wire breaks out in a movie house. Who's reading your reading? H Man Eh. How's it going to do that? 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ACS (Part 2): Justin Long and Daniel Schechter

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I've ever seen trailer strong shot. That's the conceit of the movie which you can't quite tell from that but at the end and Roger Deacon shot it was like a legendary the mazing rhetoric. I find the lack of diversity problem. Her One battlefield gasworks at the transplant. All the German community The Irishman joker marriage story and the two popes best motion picture musical or comedy. Dolemite his name Joe Joe Rabbit knives out once upon a time in Hollywood and rocket man. Great Times out. Good Nice excellent this week. It's Joe Joe. That's about that. I'll give you best actor in a drama and best actress in a drama Emma Christian Bale Ford Versus Ferrari Antonio banderas pain and glory. Adam driver marriage story Joaquin Phoenix Joker her. Jonathan Pryce the two popes and finally best actress on Fox probably y pronounce wokers sorry Sunny Scindia's revolt for Harriet Scarlett Johansson for marriage story Sir Show Ronin for little women. Shirley's therein for bombshell and Renee Zellweger for Judy Odi. Judy Judy Garland. That's right. When does it when is it going up? It is January fifth on NBC eight PM in Eastern January fifth. All right and is it judy. We asked US every year so protect the Oscars or two and now. It doesn't be people used to think it did actual like fivethirtyeight did like studies and it's not very correlated. Certain movies are huge favorites actors and whatever but like a side of us out of a couple of huge favorites favorite's Madonna one one year Jim Carey and there's Johnny been the tourist yeah dodgy one must expand tomato game but we used to think that used to be common knowledge. Well we won't be seeing any Russian athletes at the next Olympics or any other other international sporting event for a while the World Anti Doping Agency has banned the country sports program for four years after it was found guilty of manipulating laboratory data to hide positive drug test. Ridiculous exactly Russians. I know probably Ukraine's nineteen year. The last crazy white people that form them that you know you're the last the crazy white people talk to it. I did hear on Newsradio News Radio on the way in that they they could be able to compete under the Olympic flag but not under a Russian flag. But I'm not sure what the specifics are on. That Russia has been embroiled old in doping scandals since two thousand fifteen stripped of its flag at last year's Winter Olympics in South Korea they were given the chance to be reinstated as long as they provided authentic lab data data but it was determined that it had planted fake evidence files. I don't like to talk about Automotive racing one all right well we're talking about. Ah You know and Christian Bale Ford before you go to Lamar there probably five classes like the GT class like production. Cars Ars corvettes nine eleven certain point that get to. GT P prototype. This whatever you bring whatever you bring go bring it. It doesn't have to represent anything anything you know. The Ford Ferrari was they brought their prototype. BROUGHT GT forty that doesn't exist so in the GDP or what they call like an open class. Whatever you got there are no real rules? It's just everything and there should be an Olympics. which is as much job is much virgin blood? You want a drink as much oxygen. You WanNa pump whatever you gotta do phone Lance Armstrong full open lap and he asterisk Olympics. Yeah and no right you can never go. That guy had an unfair advantage. No he had now there are. No rules either nanoparticles. Yeah right and people watch that I watch like a blood sport kind of lucky watch pro wrestling like those guys chew. Stop and that's that's yeah and also the thing where they go. Well you know what that does your body like you know how bad that is a lot of these guys dying in their forties and stuff like that. The guys An Olympic weightlifter or he does that move where he does a cross country skiing then fires a pellet gun what do we need him for outside of the Olympics. You know what I mean. Hey He's got this AIDS thing worked out he just got to go ahead and fires Palkot a little more or he's going to do a hammer throw. Who's going to chuck doc disc? What is the practical application? So the guy dies at forty four. What was he gonNA contribute? You know what I'm saying fair point. I don't think guys family then if doing well pole vaulting throwing a check in spear you know the disc hammer throw or you can run a really long time and without getting tired of a bargain working fortune. Five hundred companies. He's been in cubicles. Gall's Steve's a hell of a loser's GonNa Happen I show your points but much like the people who were dive into the pool just a master themselves. They'd be about what it takes to become an Olympic level the level of dedication and and and any higher military vets. When they leave? You obviously went through this. So he's got a strong constitution but it's got a ten cent brands. I'm saying Juiston Royd up you know but if you're curler you're good florax there. I can see Kerr studio arts I I wanted to make a movie called opposite rings of Honor. I think it was it was just. I don't have enough juice to get this news. We'll have a we'll need it takes place at the Olympic Training Facility in wherever Golden Bowl Golden Colorado someone Colorado Colorado the The the facility is taken over by al Qaeda terrorists dry because this is America this is going on right right right they take over because you can go blow up a bill commercial belly right but this is the flags hanging everywhere now. The take everyone they bring them into. The Big Gymnasium hurt them all in there. And they're all hostages right. Each one has to use their specific event Dan to thwart terrorist right so the curling guy would take the grenade and slide down there. Grenade Cross into the writer. There's there's a part where the window the guy's got to get out as twenty two point seven inches above the pole vaulters fastest twenty one nine. You're GonNa you better today. He's got at the end. The all the wire phone lines are cut. There's no communication. The Sheriff's Station is twenty six two miles away the plops hours seven minutes. It's a personal best for the marathon runner to make their. CVC litter comes in unhandy shot-putter putting grenade gets thrown back all own skill. It's SORTA like Taps meet Yaser the movie where they took over the ice skating rink hockey tomato would be. We could figure it out. Are You digging movie hundred. My rings of Honor Yeah Credible Rhythmic Nick Ballet. What do you want mortgages Morgan? Freeman black presidents so it kind of brings it back activated the and you know he's GonNa offer that he'd be rhythmic bell valued Olympics. We have the guy. Oh we have. Oh we we have the search not the Special Olympics. But we're the guys with a discussion Olympics that guys they're they're all they're saying all training And we use specific skill. I like that'd be a nice. Big Ensemble cast disaster have yeah deciding. Adventure towering inferno yeah brings honor. I like it a Johnson. He's always wanted to play rhythmic bellary. I love that with the fall of the ooh. The HIWA MACK's highway. There's a trip wire something that guy's gotta go over for it namely jump over. Then they use it all. It's all and it's all their best drip feed the air terrible trip. I don't know there's multiple. He's got to go over and electrified. Fan Frostburg last verse. That's blending be something about leaving it all on the field for America something something in there. Okay good the special OPS Olympics officials well Time magazine has revealed. It's short list for twenty nineteenth person of the year the magazine will announce it's pick Wednesday morning from a list of ten finalists that contenders include house speaker. Nancy Pelosi President Donald Trump facebook. CEO Mark Zuckerberg China President Xi Jinping the whistleblower quote Unquote World Cup soccer star. Megan rapid no Juliani New Zealand prime minister just the art dern teen climate activists and Adams Favourite Greta Thunberg and the Hong Kong protesters The magazine selects one person or group that it teams that has had the biggest impact on the world that year. Last year's title went to the Guardians and war on and the war on truth those are specifically the Ford Journalists and one news organization whose work cost them their freedoms or there is this person of the year it was like you got to pick. How would all those? How would they collect collect the award on the Hong Kong protest true and House credit getting there and how to ski pad or something three three years from now because they don't want to be shamed by her? Maybe we'll do a Greta bucket brigade. We're like America's the continental this lineup. We'll just passer sir. I've got like a Bucket Brigade Greenwich. She's native girl. Major would the whistleblower get. I would say senior. She your Shit. There's no ward ceremony wait a minute. Ll Cool J. hand preside over this. He'll be there I thought at the time office is going to you guys or you don't ceremonies and I am. I having a stroke or did Osama bin Laden get at one year so I don't know that they show up. Yeah whatever the most impact world. They're not necessarily complementary goodyear prolific. Yeah Yeah it's it's weird because it's not. I got hit. Learn something weird like the Muslim patout. How much in a board as it is like an acknowledgement that you are the most impactful thing Bangor Merson or group right? Who should the rocket it shoreline? Hasn't he's probably already wanted to pick. Hiller Iran Stalin him go yeah so however won it. By the way it'd be the first thing out of my mom's mouth join elite fraternity. She would dwell on the negative. I thought I'd like to. That's exactly it. How do you brag about being nominated for person of the year when those your cohorts? I don't know just give me the fucking wheaties box and let's go. There's something tear America apart. Well we've talked a lot about Peleton the last couple of weeks and why stop now the Peleton Bike aac wife is back in an unofficial sequel to the controversial viral ad. And there's something very specific about this. At the end I would love Chris. The new AD is from actor. Ryan Reynolds Aviation Gin Company. You've probably seen it by now. It stars the actress Monica released from the Peleton add who was given the stationary bike for Christmas. By your husband exercise every day for a year in the new Jin add ruas. Looks like she shell-shocked she's looking at the camera at a bar during the holidays being comforted by her friends. I'll give you the synopsis. And then we can here because it's it's it's a little tougher For just audio their friends reassure her she safe here. They're drinking GIN cocktails. They toast to new beginnings. They say she looks great. And apparently while receiving all those reactions to it's viral ad is the best part Peleton didn't think to sign ruis to a period of of exclusivity so she did the commercial a couple of weeks later. You know within a few months so this is why she's able to do this as character from the Palatine. Here's it here. I do you guys bumped I mean just in. You're probably the guy to talk about this. I don't know but like it bumps me all the time like there's this guy who's who's in the God it's an Gyco where like Jerome Bettis is playing football team. It's awkwardly people onto the right. He's also all right. It's flag football. I feel like the guy could pull the flat. But anyway that guy's team captains like having your own business he's also also at the same time they run the bejesus out of this McDonald's commercial where he just cuts one lock of hair office client haircutters joy surrogates or whatever. And I'm like same actor. Yeah like I want to know if this guy cuts hair and has he shouldn't be on the same name I'm watching. I'm watching football. Show both nine times. I don't like that Iraq as you've got red hair and a mustache he's six foot four. He's super recognize. What's going on hundreds hundred agree with you? I point this out. My Wife. Christie is in advertising and by the way she used to work for Media Arts lab apples apples advertising agency. Her campaign was Mac for a long time ago. So you guys what's Christie Bishop. Oh Yeah so Mike Guy. She's gaze at the time so probably been Christie cluff off but either way here we had the same conversation funny but anyway we talk about all the time and it doesn't bother her as must've bothers me but I'm like guys from direct. TV commercial from from the world. Hold your ears Justin. We're any fucking hat rack at. Stand there fucking hair anybody body. It's true that's true. I hope Oppo Mike do it. He's not doing anything I wonder if he got him at the same exact bothering me. Oh wait a minute. Well now looks like he's a little will thicker on the left. You playing football. He's working out. He's got better telling the Rock that I've seen this during football because I see that one on the right all the time. There's taste ball guy in the McDonald's guy or the same guy I guess bothers me because it's like you're going to Jerome Bettis. Do all the work that that guy that that is this ringer on his team is taking the black man doing his bidding. We ask very sad very indicative of the nation's history. I was happy for that actress right because like the fault she went viral and some weird add. Now she's like Kinda cool here on your husband's writing articles going. This is ruining my life. What what what Gina I was GONNA ask was? Why is it? Illegal to take a sip off a Heineken but she drinks her water which is in her Vallat of their gin skin which is probably water which is in her Martini. Now there's no label on it. Obviously there's a distinction but you're never allowed to watch drank by exclusively exclusively for online. Oh yes I somebody sent it to me familiar with the first time thing is just. She's she's people. Were concerned story short. She gets a Peleton Christmas and to show her gratitude to her husband. She takes a video of log of her every day and that's his present next year so everyone said Oh good the hundred sixteen pound girl and is now one hundred twelve thousand. She's a kept woman and why shopping. And the dude from the commercial really I mean they have. They have ruined this guy's life but she's heroically now starring in a new Ryan Reynolds Jin Commercial. How she's she's a forlorn looking at the camera silence she? She escaped house yard. Stare trying friends done what to say. I didn't get it when I first saw really get saying again really smooth we can get you another one. You're you're safe here to new beginnings to two new beginning. A safe is a weird word to use. Unless she was in danger it would have been used in the past. Oh I got to see this Kellyanne commercial again. He's drinking another one jarring by the way. Is this good for Peleton. Press is good press does does it still help. Their sales muscle. Stock is down nine percent right now but that's not nothing that people who have never never heard Peleton nobody. Now we're talking. This is a big market for for bicycle now this is the pellet. This is the original washing awesome down with their with their peleton's palm stationary bike. There's one I'm gonNA. She's drinking gene on washy saddling them feel bad. I love to sign twenty minutes out pellet a little on the balloting concerns about in British. Recognize her face. It was such a unique looking person. That asshole at the mustache. Ah close my eyes. I see that Dude's face lazy ginger from all right. Let me hit Amigo. My God I gotTa Tell Alya Man. I have my toilet seats the day toilet seat man you love it. I'll try. Let me tell you. Let me try right now. Let let me tell you about my first world problem. I this morning was working on installing afar fan with a heater because in yourselves do yourself a favor people to step out of that shower and you got that hot air blowing down on. I got the one that just has the Fart fan on it but the the ones that have the heat fart smell onto you. None of this happened is is that there's too much interest. You have to refill the sulfur on every once in a while the money. Well it'll come some extra canisters so I am working on it with my guy. We're pulling down and trying to make accommodations Asia. So I have my meager toilets in my bathroom and there's a drop cloth on it. There's a guy standing above it Bob Blah. I had to go down the whole summit with the Non Amigo toilet seats so far. Remember how I felt anything. Come out it was an attack. I felt like it. The first thing I did was sit down on my ass when I'm not doing this when you get a rental car and you don't I know where the fuck wipers are confused. 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You want to sleep sleep on Toyland lady as a little nervous came by your first first time filming your ass within the dude from the GEICO commercial showed on you can do it and and I you know what I'm going to pull all the class you've got your own business. What are you doing here? Sorry sweater showing Santa doing lines at coke or getting whipped by Mrs Claus on your Christmas wishlist. It's GonNa be a little harder to find than it was a few days ago Walmart. Canada posted several ugly Christmas sweaters for sale on its website including one that showed Santa Claus in in front of a table with three little white lines of heavily implied. To be cocaine tagline underneath says let it snow the accompanying product copy also caught. People's was attention when it said the best no comes straight from South America and that Sandbank really likes to savor the moment. Thanks Brian when he gets his hand on some quality. Great Colombian snow now. I would think people would be delighted by this but of course they were pissed and they were sad and they were depressed over it and they pulled it their model looks like he's done in a few rails themselves. How many units of this you make up you know what I mean? There's a lot my hunch is that this has been going on for a long time. They're like oh we pulled this products. People complained now. It's a loss leader. Now it's like Oh we need to put a product that gets pulled Walson so that we get our name. Alex you make housing units you make five zero. Yeah Donio Sony. Doesn't you know what I mean. The idea is for it to be pulled. The exist to create controversy. Your arms you make a run. I don't even make a run of them are not. I think you take orders and as soon as it makes the news the whole the orders products been pulled discontinued. Yeah but what about all the clothes that it's like. There's a black and white striped pajamas from uh-huh are with a yellow star on it. We get these stories like every year. They can't be that Donald is good. I think there was a history of stupid mistakes where people put up ones like that. You're talking about but now people are getting savvy. What was it twinkie or someone was like Oh are brought us going away and then there was huge sales and magically came back and then all of a sudden four or five more companies? It didn't give me a fight and I am really curious chance stop. I am curious about what people would say about. How why they're offended? I'm genuinely only curious. Why Geoff Garin told a story on the other day where he said she said he all he got in trouble at work for for saying that his vagina hurt he said giant you know in his gray voice and somebody complained to HR? And I I again back to our movie. I am curious as to why whoever was offended offended. I I'd just like the offense really how where it comes from. I think it's worth doing but I'd be curious what somebody would say about run into some mom who's nineteen nineteen year old. Od Ball or something. And she's like the only time I forget is around the holidays but thank you for sharing that. That's funny but then imagine that. Ah I mean I don't know but then you've got to imagine looking at that person and not understanding he'd after go you went to bump and nutmeg free dry line nutmeg well. An excellent support animals story in the News Arizona Resident David Keller thinks the application process to register an emotional support. Animals is too easy so he tried to register a swarm of bees as his service pet and it worked you know. We're we're missing. We haven't had in a while the cowboy dad like shoots daughter's phone on run behind you know we didn't need shaming aiming video. Let's get on that America. Yeah those are fine. I'm looking to be morally outraged. Affleck shame where you got to get out of car and walk behind the car. Whatever Watson you have to start at home I mean yeah? Two of them. Is there still that were they some judges. Well what was it called. Shame it was like scarlet. Letter made the billboards boards of the liquor store. Your Yeah Kirby enthusiasm about that one. Yeah yeah shoplifter Seen that I've never seen that. Well this is great. Great he this guy. David Keller recently went on a website called USA service dog registration and successfully uploaded a photo of of a beehive as a service animal quote to bring awareness to the issue that anyone could do. This Keller was inspired to go hero with the registration after seeing a service dog that was visibly untrained trained clearly not a service dog pulling the owner of a building and he says those farm helps with Adhd good. That's the only way we can stop this scourge now civil disobedience. Is there any reason for us to get on another airplane with Middle Age broad three midland. Yeah support animals. I've usually seen are the most skittish scared. Oh there's nothing supportive about them. I mean I've flown a flight where the woman had the support dog it was on her lap. She had two glasses of wine and was passed out asleep before before. We took off like what she needs from this dog. And then she She wants to travel with the dog. Oh I actually have the cover might actually cover my book. I don't think we can put it out there yet and well laugh inside the studio I think. Tell Matt we just mocked up. Cover my release book. Yeah the one that's nuts thus thus far but it's funny that we're talking about takeovers. I let me write the book after all right what else you got one more Jamie ground. Well you know how we talked about that banana that was duct taped and Walden slow from twenty thousand dollars at Art Basil. So David Ituna. I was that an auction or is that a set price. I think it was. Oh that's a good question. I thought you'd figure another one was about one hundred and fifty so that is a very very good means. There's another human being who is bidding against you for the bananas mob. I it gets ripe and dies another more than one to range billionaire so this Guy David. ituna he identifies as a New York City city based performance artist. He ate the banana that one that was duct taped to the wall convention center full of Art Lovers and that the gay Guy Marie Areso cut the lawn. He was the one originally sold it in Miami. But don't worry. According to the director of museum relations quote he did not destroy the artwork. The banana is the idea. The Miami Herald notes that while owners can replace the banana instructions on how to replace are not included. The banana is is proving very popular with visitors. It has been photographed more times than the Mona Lisa home. My God I can't believe I'm still been not allow. I'm only banana duct kidding. That's literally everything. Oh God Yup. There's no instructions on how to put it back. We'll never figure it out. And what are people saying about this. Are they actually like commentary. Being written it gets worse I believe the peace was called comedian or the comedian. And it's it's supposed to be a UH of very droll take on comedy and entertainment. Yeah Oh my God but there were competing bids for multiple people on phones owns but NFL represent Dubai banana by calling spare no expense the need. It's literally that's crazy. I had to buy duct duct tape as well right. I hope it comes with it. Breath Wall right. You'd have to UN tape in order to eat the banana you I would imagine you'd have to either squeeze it out from the other end or or destroy destroy. The that's the repeat the whole peace peace eating and how I that's crazy all right all right. Let's bring it Home Gina integrate and that's the news was the news with Gene Grad last. But not least simply safe if no one should feel unsafe at home period. That's why there is simply safe to is in their simplisafe dot com slash Adam that's simplisafe dot com slash. Adam oxnard. Levity live this this weekend Friday and Saturday two shows Friday to show Saturday Adam. Raise going to be there Saturday right. Max Pat but not Friday so we need to fall for Friday. Your questions Adam Karol Dot Com. If you WANNA pool Adams bowls you can pull the You can put the picture up there you want. This is I've got my hundred and ten pound Lab Sitting at sitting on my actually really really fast. Sorry go ahead. He does look emotionally supportive yes he is. I put a vest on him and brought them to football yesterday and let them run around everybody in Ah South kids were chasing him around and like grabbing them by the handle. I don't know where you guys come down on sales. Got One of those kids that's rambunctious here. It and I'm like so she fill and he's covered with water and I'm like why field covered with water and south kids. It's like he got into the trash cans. Punish okay adopted kid. He gets in the pool so I I don't care on the worse for wear but I talk to me. I'll putting your friend not your friend tight rope. What about your friends kids disciplining your dog dog waterboard? They might have had a point. I was more. I is concerned with the floor with Phil I I. I didn't do anything I just went next time. You'RE GONNA dump water on my dog. Just tell me I put them outside or whatever it is comfortable the carpet square all right So could outgrow that calm for all that shelby American is out. You can watch that order. Blu Ray at Chassis Gassy and crank yankers back on TV so Check that show out and of course after class. It is I WanNa give the right information. Where do we find after class? VOD On cable. I tunes Amazon. The xboxes most things where you can kind of pay rent it at this point. Computers theaters actually like Yeah it's sixteen cities it's very good guys. You'll hear me avail yourself of that movie just long Daniel Shek there thank you very much next time I am the number and Gina Grad and Ball Ryan say my Hollywood. The best snow comes straight from south. America AH got today's episode. Good Sports Dave damage. Jack Adam Corolla common up next. ACS fans get it on on the Corolla drinks. Newsletter is underway at Corolla newsletter DOT COM. Every week we'll bring you inside the hallowed halls of acs with behind the scene stories from Adam the Latkes co-hosts acs regulars who also bring you exclusive video from Adam that you can't see anywhere else deals you can't get anywhere else guest updates it's an highlights from the week that was. ACS sign up today for Corolla drinks deal that should see you stocked with all the booze you'll need until twenty twenty or the upcoming apocalypse. Ellipse whichever comes first so I had to curl a newsletter dot com today and get ready because every week the man will be right there on your inbox. Josh broadcast warned sports network presents. Good Sports High Nilo sports fans hands. Welcome to a brand new episode. Good Sports Dave DAMASEC. Here Adam Karol over there as yesterday. We chopped up. Jerry Jones and the Dallas cowboys are not chopped up Jerry Jerry Jones in fact we hosted him up at to prevent him from the everybody. WHO has the knives out for him? Because he's the owner of the team and he's doing what he wants with him as he should be allowed to. I think we both are. We did both agree on that. But let's take a little turn away from big time pro sports and instead tackle one of the key issues in the game of life in our society and that is holiday music. Christmas time is upon us. We talked about last week. It you've got to be some kind of scrooge you and I both complain a great deal but neither one of US takes time out of our busy complaining schedules to belly ache about here in Christmas music. Why not make an extra week or three winks? It's delightful stuff. I agree except for Mike Lynch and I- Mike Lynch is you know is kind of a music officiant. He loves music studies at he takes deep dives and deep cuts and he and I he was Staying with me for a couple couple days. We're working on a STANDUP special and we're working on a book that we just finished as well and we had sort of the morning free so I said well. Why don't we just take a walk to the local cafe or ourselves an Omelette before we head into work and as we walked into the cafe which was now playing Christmas music back the first synthesizer note of the Paul McCartney Bam Bam Bam right bring me and Mike fucking hate this? I hate it too funny because he could literally we opened the door and Mike just went Bach. Now you're like breakfast is off today spite it's the OP. It's to synthesize. It's not Christmas music while we have our I disagree. I thought are we should try to win. Place show Christmas tunes. I don't hate this song as much as everybody else does. It's jolly it's the wrong text. Here it's not the wrong lyrics. It's not the wrong anything it just it has. It's like saying there's nothing wrong with that hairstyle from one thousand nine hundred eighty seven and it's like espn two of the time. I arrive like house. You're in his seventies or when it was created I assume it was mid seventies with this with wings. But I'm surprised by that. This is an eighty kind of sin of kind of five to me lane. Lynch's a McCartney overlending Solo August two which is which is the hip and wise opinion to take on the sons. Oh you let me drill down I I think it don't kid yourself. I know if you've talked to Lange. He will tell you McCarthy over Landon Solo. I feel the same same way because he has Linden has a lot of horrible solar songs but he is a Harrison. McCarthy Verse Landon was the Big Road scare with the senator and and all the yards versus. Yeah that's fine. It wasn't that good. It was loosely based on you saying goodbye. NFL Franchise for three point. Five million. That made me chiming but maybe just lost. Maybe you're GONNA Joe Biden honest here back. We talked about yesterday. That's one of the great unheralded ended. Sports Movies is Heaven can wait when when Warren Beatty buys the LA rams any buys them and one of the great lines to show you that because a team now is worth worth like four or five thirty. He tried to sell the cowboys. I think it would be five billion dollars for real. The baby buys them in the movie. And I think the line is like he's like what did he. What did he pay for? You just sold the team. That was like yeah. I told him he asked what I want to form. And I told them forty million dollars and he actually paid it and he's like Oh my God I can't when you're supposed to be like he paid forty million for the team. Well then I guess you gotTa Give Them Up. If he's offering that level a loot for movies made like seventy eight row. I I just remember like growing up around here. Just saying guys living in a million dollar house. It's imagine when they're saying million dollar house they didn't even mean million alien they've just calling like a million dollar smile. She's got million dollars as million dollar house. They meant five hundred twenty one thousand dollars now million dollar dollar house. Gets you ship box somewhere valley village. It's crazy how much it's accelerating the twenty years. I've lived here. I remember walking into a house off Melrose and and saying wow. This place is awesome. What a great place? Let's see if we can afford it and it was two hundred ninety nine thousand dollars and I was like Sh- too rich for my blood. Yeah I mean Eh. That house now would be two and a half three million dollars. It's crazy how much it's grown but anyhow so I wanNA talk Christmas music at clearly since we're five minutes into this conversation conversation we're not gonNA finish it off here so we'll make it a two parter. I'll call it here now but Gary do you have some songs selected here for Adam Karol at a win place show for us all time Christmas Smith songs. Yeah sure here. Let's let's start with this one. All right Uh Oh my goodness white right out of the gate. Just like the homes. Are you know rabbit setting the pace there. They'RE GOING TO BE I. I can't imagine that that's not a candidate for just about anybody Gary in your new Christmas WHO's this Gary? I love this book John. Great all right. I love of that one do you. How do you feel? How's that one hit you? Can I be honest. I'd like you to be. Don't kid yourself please I like it. I don't normally like it when you take a genre like the beach. Boys had a Christmas song where they're like there's like Santa's goddess suped up slid. I don't like it. When you take this genre coded on a rockabilly fifties kind of thing I like I like a straight eight pure genre lack? I like I like cheesecake not cheesecake with a lot of blueberries on top of it. I'm more of a just give me a straight great cheesecake doesn't define your that's my world. You like Pineapple Pizza. Okay I gotTa tell you. I don't know where you come down on this. I don't I don't don't I got a pineapple pizza. GonNa Wind. Pizza added meatballs yesterday. Croutons it's lies. I love meat balls. But they don't go to anyone extra cheese and that's where he crossed. The line with me was gilding. The cheese lillies like it becomes too much. CHEAP UH-HUH The juice in the pineapple we'll sweat and then it makes the crust soggy. And you're never gonNA get it back. Data Yeah Right. I don't make my job that you're older but by the way a pineapple pizza Christmas And what's the third. Listen to this. Okay I think you tweeted me. This and I said every single child they were singing about in that song is is in the Minneapolis. Saint Paul area driving for left. I believe is true. You by hearing about that. You're talking about the singers. The children that they were not that you did and I felt as Somebody who might get in trouble for for that amusing but politically politically incorrect statement. Might get in trouble for it. I felt bad that I couldn't respond to well. I'm saying they're alive. And living in the Minneapolis Saint Paul area and picking up happy. Stranger made it out of that song. All right we'll cut it off because we're already into this up but let me. Did you hear the bottom line there though the Bano line the thing about the sentiment of that of this is the holiday spirit personified a according to Bano tonight these singing about starving children in Africa and he says tonight thank God. It's them instead of you know what kind of what are you saying. How cruel in my Abic Bano? U2 I have thoughts I let me hit the GEIKO. 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Know trump trump gene the news with GENE GRAD SO UTAH Senator Mitt Romney split with his fellow Republicans and voted Wednesday to convict Donald Trump of abuse of power and he made history as the only senator to vote for a president from his own party to be removed from office and he was the only senator Wednesday to break ranks with the whole Party In general since Republicans control the Senate and Romney was the only one to vote against trump. The president was acquitted on both articles of impeachment but Trump has some thoughts about wrong. Breaking rank He did tweet. Quote had failed presidential candidate Mitt. Romney devoted the same energy and anger anger to defeating a faltering Barack Obama as he sanctimoniously does to me. He could've won the election. Read the transcripts. Why don't like that Mitt Romney because in junior high he held down a gay guy and cut his hair and then he took a road trip at the dog tied behind the car and dragged the dog and then he also keeps women in binders? Oh my God file binders by the way. How funny is it? That the same apparatus that was trying to hang all that shit on Mitt Romney. It's like look what happens when somebody who's a fucking in coat hanger shows up. This is why you shouldn't try to do it with Rondi. That guy didn't do shit anyone and he's just a fucking more guys at Meriden. Same woman for fifty seven years ago. That's it's fan. He put he put women in binders. y'All don't try it on the regular guys. Good guys because now you lose there's some momentum when you have a good subject like the current president you don't do it to everyone just disagree with his policy he did. What would binders binders full of women? Like yeah he's answering say took a lot of applications. But what you get anyway. He's back that's right well. Well Kirk Douglas has a super good looking guy. Yeah has a fella. He looks like a like a character in a comic plays Laze in an eighties movie. He would play recasts this the politician right right so I don't think that makes them ultimately attracted to women in in general but he does have that that character. I think he's good I think he's held back a little by the Republican status. And a little is is religiosity and stuff. But if he was kind of joined Gavin newsom in San Fran got a little cream out has the brokering. Now what I I mean the slick. He's I mean Mitt Romney when he you know he's seventy years right. Yeah when he was thirty seven he must've been he looks like he looks like a plane. Captain did he totally does yeah guys are good. Look like he's in a room that he's in the right or surrounded. Yeah Yeah Yeah. He looks a little bit of America. Go I don't know I I. I'm curious at age twenty five. was he a stud. You know like the Guy Guy who has the bones of a stud when he was beating. He's in High School Cohen of down. Cutting their haircuts for the crime being Anderson knows and listeners. The film called No. There's documentary recalled Mitt. That I bring up all a little too all right. It's a really. It's a really good documentary streaming on Netflix. Who Masha right now? It's called Mitt. It's a profile of Mitt Romney and when I saw aw I was the binders and the way he was made out to be He's a very at least two hours that I watched him a very decent very. We like principle like Nice guy like he. I don't think he fits in honestly with a lot of the you know politicians. I agree but these are looking to really. He knew the cameras cameras rolling through. You have to count. Yeah the binders thing was just handsome. Fellow that's admit what in college or twenty five. That's something like Oh yeah yeah break hearts. I'll tell you that it's a good looking young dude Bryant. You Watch the doctor you know what his real name is. So isn't it something Mitchell but anyway I assumed Mitchell was it was meant for Mitchell but now Willard Mitt Romney did not know he looks much more like a than a Willard true So Kirk Douglas has died a hundred and three years old. The veteran actor and father Michael Douglas was born in one thousand nine hundred sixteen New York. Do you know his actual name Kirk. Douglas from Kirk Douglas. Much more Much more Jewish mental very close. It was issued insure Danilovich Dempsey made his screen debut in Nineteen forty-six produced starting paths of glory and Spartacus he was nominated for three Oscars number one. He received an Honorary Oscar Ninety six and of course you know. He suffered a debilitating stroke in ninety six. He worked until two thousand four. Who let let me ask a insulting question back then? It was so much about the chin. y'All line the look and the hair the body and the Z.. Can Stop how much real acting in the even in the style back. Then you know 'cause you think about I mean you. Oh you do what you look I look at it like sports like you go that running back from the fifties howdy of held up in today's NFL. It's like it's not a pair. Well well on this Errand Erin. That's did he did is as well too. But some people are gifted actors and then some people just look the part and Monroe and because of the system system you can. You can get away with that with that part but he was able to dance and sing and you had to be kind of like a triple. It is true like when you go back and look at some shit the Dick Van Dyke like back. You're like wow because a major talent a rushing Kelly's the gold standard nowadays. You just have to be able to act. You don't have to have any other other talents. Yeah and there was good acting back then. Jimmy store was a great actor. Yeah they know uh-huh directed now so well in his endeavors Kirk Douglas Physique though he's never known for that anyway God he made it a longtime longtime but you know I mean. He was convincing and every pretty much every rule. I at stiff is. He wasn't spartacus but he was great. And Glory and Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. We were just talking about that right. Yeah well yeah those those undersea movies where such a big deal show cool. All the world the sixth and final accuser in the Harvey Weinstein raped. Trial took the stand on Wednesday signaling that the Prosecution's case is probably winding down a model. Lauren Young testified that the movie mogul lured her to his own room. Yes no finish. Thirteen trapped her in the bathroom while he masturbated and told her quote. How am I going to know if you can act this? Is what all the actresses to discuss exactly young also confirmed just commands earlier testimony. SPLOOGE SPLOOGE city. It is blocking the door right stunt. She confirmed the story about the Genitalia situation. She said quote I remember. His body was hairy with roles moles. He had out of disgusting looking penis like he had been cut. Not a normal looking scar from a circumcision. She added that she didn't notice that he had testicles. Weinstein faces has numerous charges and if convicted he could get a life sentence but as Mark Garriga said. It doesn't look like it's going that way at least for people in the courtroom this being the I feel like being able to pull off you know to completion masturbation while participating and other activities like blocking walking your people in a coroner's and stuff like that. Yeah like if somebody said a man you can run in place and beat off be like Um my way jackass. The most impressive stone was the dude who is running track. Took a dump Yes how did you. That isn't that done. Isn't he longer with us within the women who do that in donut shops and there and when they're jogging but yeah not they stop and do it right saying like this is something that never gets brought up and it's probably not a great thing to bring up but we know that if he has to have a woman locked in the bathroom to to get off like he went through some pretty gnarly shit to get to that place to begin with what happened to this guy. Yeah it's interesting because a count comes on favor that he was victimized at some point or another. No one talks about that. You see things when you do love line enough you see things through the eyes of the people who were there and heard all the calls and when you start hearing these stories like Eko Terry crews. What's up with Terry crews like well He? It has a little bit of a body morph disorder like. He's constantly shaken as Paxton moving his bicep got to then He. Yeah then he gets checked in to Rehab for pornography addiction at age forty four and then no one can figure out out. He's a cocktail party in Beverly Hills and like some agent slaps in the nuts and then he does a lawsuit and the guy gets thrown out of show business and stuff like this and this all oh feels like former victim. This feels like something happened in the past. That's triggering things. Sometimes it comes out in the form of addiction sometimes. It's it's victimhood. There's something going on and so I generally agree that when people sexuale the takes a turn for a direction. That's kind confusing to us like you go. Why would you speed off a thing with the thing I like? How how could you do this like? How could you do this? Yeah yeah there's usually something in the past that led you there in his brother been real quiet one of you be. Yes but that's the thing it's like when you're talking about in terms of childhood history or just all of his and weren't there rumors. I don't know whether it was confirmed or not that his brother was the one who originally dropped the dime about all this. So I don't know there's some there's something there whistle blower there was. There was talk really so interesting hypothetical posed by one Anderson. Jason Cowan Film bought this week. If Harvey Weinstein were to die in the next year would he be in the in Memoriam section of the OSC. He's he's a multiple oscar-winning. I ask that as a joke. There's no way we're ever. I was thinking who's going to be left off this year. Now trying guests. My best guesses rip torn born because he kind of some weird stuff there by the end. And let's just leave it alone if Harvey Weinstein Iro chance. A member of the KADEMI won multiple. osthaus I can't say zero chance but I have. I have never looked at something to discuss. I would say it would read the first time the preface in Memoriam no really go. Please hold your applause. Don't throw made us. Yeah it'd be the first time swing at the other way. Don't fucking get up and throw chair right so notorious Ponzi scheme kingpin Bernie madoff asked a judge on Wednesday to let him out of prison early because he says he's dying from terminal kidney disease and would like to live the remainder of his life with a friend made off lawyer sent a legal filing that his client has less than eighteen months to live and has numerous other serious medical conditions. Were in the Italian last name. History Department your grandfather was a guy. Hi who invented the Jacuzzi Jacuzzi or. He's Brad Ponzi infamous. Best Eight is red. It's kind of business with you. One is more interesting and in the news and Jacuzzis leading. The news comes not Morrissett Jacuzzi ski and they fell prey to if that was your thing or like a Ponzi and also I think the original Ponzi wasn't it wasn't as bad as a his his parents. It was a pyramid scheme. Wasn't it like he just collecting the money from people involved stamps. I involved like getting paid spring stamps or so. I thought it was accusees. Oh he actually actually he take nine or ten people promises you but only ten. I've they'd have to go find left out in the cold. I take either one over Karol myself but it would be fun fun cocktail party talk Ponzi. Just gone to the name drop off kind of like Hitler No. He's there's pond he's out there. The last name Ponzi. Maybe they pulled a Corolla Rollo. Because Chris Ponza yeah. That's that's what they may have done a lot. A mix were dropped back in the day to like. I think my family was McCowan. But they drop the MIC because the the hatred of the The mix the Yeah I don't know there any pansies alive. Or what year did he do as Ponzi didn't involve something with postage and coming from the old world to the new world was my recollection but anyone this this one. He made off his eighty one and he's in a North Carolina Federal Facility serving one hundred fifty years. He pleaded guilty in two thousand nine to eleven Kevin crimes related to swindling billions of dollars from thousands of investors over several decades. And these were everyone from you. Know business people to people living on their nest egg and retired. Now they're in their mid eighties and they're working at Walmart Sad Brian. You should be rooting for this to happen. Let him out because because of his terminal deals but if you get convicted of anything yeah. That's the goal of them can pointed a kidney ridiculous Osama bin Laden live for years and God damn cave with Kidney Disease Z.. So of course it's ridiculous you yeah made off and cosby both kids dead. Yeah that's capable themselves but uh-huh because of Bernie's actions saying it's like the ultimate punishment now like you can't really be punished anymore than humiliating your kids so much at your kid. Kills himself themselves while he's out of prison and urine in prison. That's that that's its own life sentence right I saw the HBO movie very average to No. No Deniro Oh Deniro. Blaffer the scene where the sun hangs himself with his kid in the room. Heroin truly want us in the room. According to the movie I have to imagine based on fact angry any chance. He's still alive. Max Better we know he had six kids. We're checking to see taste ponzis. Madonna got into another battle over going on stage far past her bedtime but this time with a London theater that tried to pull the plug plug on the whole show before it was over so she got all pissed. f-bomb this and F. You guys and the sound was cut in. The curtain started falling so she. She was only an hour or late this time so she was. She was indignant that they let her finish the show Fans were at the GIG. They tweeted about it. They said the play them staff just turned everything off leaving her arguing with them before she decided to take back to the stage in the front of the curtain and sing a song. I rise with an unplugged microphone. Someone managed to get footage which which is crazy because you know she makes you lock up your phone. So here's the very the very end of the performance. And then she had some words for the people look at a recital she still fairly the Mike. Wait the power to the people who I don't care about because I show up to my show three three hours late. Let me tell you who's enabling having a huge gay following it. It turned Elton John on into bat. You know turns everyone yes okay so far so far have retired. Yeah you lose perspective again. This ravenous group that will follow you anywhere now. nickelback that that band is ground they show up a half hour show up at that. Sounds open their own shows. They opened their own for them to break down the down there. Never do. We know why everyone hates nickelback. I I'm still confused by it. I mean not the worst creed. They became the Istar of bad habit. They're not that bad announced. It did happen. I think the lead guy from nickelback the addict there are CDC minus but the treated like an F.. Which one was the Christian band? I'm I'm not saying they're bad. I'm saying the straightest band I could I could come up with and all the comedians and singers get the massive gay following at some some point to get off the rails a little turned into bitchy. Divas I think it was. Oh Yeah April WPRO. Two Thousand and Chad Kroeger. I guess I I I remember very one of those guys I could be screwing it up nickelback or the other guy the very very vivid memory of pulling up in my brand new m three and I pulled up in my brand new BMW M. Three and it was a big deal. Because I never had nice cars or new cars grown up and and I think I brought drew. I said come out to the parking lot. Like check this out. And he had pulled up and like a used Mitsubishi Starion or something and I was saying that drew drew this straight six two hundred forty horsepower at the Al Qatar headliner. Whatever and then this guy from nickelback was gone a when I hit the remote promote the car automatically locks on locked doors and then drew looking? Hey that's a nice. Go back over here. He was entry cruise. Control all five speed crank gearshift and other guys go this thing as a feature that you can roll the windows up even after your pull the key. Yeah for Thursday drew with looking like. Don't steal you one Aria. Yeah he had one. Drew ended up getting the same cars. You got an m five. Yeah he he had. It was like a dodge stealth. It was kind of a shitty very nineties early nineties car that he bought like two years old and I just remember. He kept pointing a chip that his car had just trying to tell Jerry about mine brand new car and I just remember thinking what do but I can't remember which one it was. I remember the other guy who's probably nickelback. Sounds as a very nickelback thing to do isn't it. I remember slashed Rolling up in his Dodge Viper and it was like kind of banged up on like Geez they might beat her and he he's like kicked a debt decided it slash. He just has a beater. Dodge Viper that's success right structure. Money there you go. Yeah remember that I. I also remember I think saying to slash he went like I got a Ferrari Testarossa and I was like. Oh really what year. And he's like the casual that's rock and roll set up and his Honda Civic. We always liked that salt of the earth. The Chad Kroeger nickelback. Two Thousand and three could've been been they're kind of in very tangentially related but it's one of the stories off the most and I don't think you were there for Anderson. You've told the story where I think it was you and we man. We're outside the preface to the story is out immune remember this perhaps because there is a man who worked combat Westwood one around the same time as us who has extremely handicapped. Fill in for me. Sometimes Dave Amato the head the prosthetic legs had prosthetic prototype legs. He had deformed already fingers on each hand yeah. He was severely handicapped and fast forward to Anderson and got tired with women and Stevo. And we're smoking cigarettes in pools and we man's chest puffed out a little bit and this little mini Cooper pulls up and goes into the handicapped spot and we man's like what the fuck this guy better be really fucked up man because you know what parking in a handicapped spot and then I'm like. Oh just wait. Just wait and the door swings open and two prosthetic legs hit the ground in David stands up and he's like okay. Okay cool there that night. I kicked the Thermostat Wall. I took all the blame for that. Now he's the one who's getting screamed at by like isn't his crew entire next day. Everyone blamed Anderson. Why was after we were there in the afternoon afternoon? Show up drinking and we break the constantly we put it up to high and the it would somehow catch fire low or whatever Gary would take the Yeah Yeah we'll know Anderson would would would yell about everybody. They put it in a sneeze guard little. They wouldn't let us I I I I got to my foot The follow up. That story was always funny. which is I I was using a Zephyr at the time? Oh remote size of US attache case it was like ten thousand dollars a phone line into talk. Dial it up ISDN line. Yeah and I could call Howard Stern show and just be on and that night at about midnight or or twelve eleven forty five or something got up on the console and I just kicked the thing off the wall the whole thermostat the plastic shroud around it and everything and then I found myself at home in my office at two forty five so I was supposed to call into stern three. Am Our time six. When he he started and I'd sit in on entire five our show off asleep in an hour? Sit My office with beach towel over my head for Acoustics and so here we are. What an image doing Howard I literally had? I had ceiling fan over me my office. I had hardwood floors and I took a series of Beach House and I just hung them over the ceiling fan so I was in a domed canopy. There are three foot wide dome skied or beach. Towels completely changed the dynamic dynamic. Right so I get home at twelve thirty. I kicked off the wall at like eleven. Forty five come home at twelve thirty and asleep for an hour get up. It's now like two fifty and I'm trying to dial up stern. I can't get the fucking thing to work so I I call back to Westwood One and guide engineer. 'cause you could call Westwood One. That had an overnight engineer. And he'd talk you through. Patch me in or whatever and the guy I picked up the phone and I go. Hey Man got time crunchier got a little emergency. I'm supposed to be on stern got Zephyr. I got a call and I'm getting a busy signal. Can you help me out. And he goes. Maybe you should have thought about that before you kick the thermostat off the wall. Yes hours ago video evidence it might be on the Internet. I was as I go. Maybe that was me. Maybe it wasn't. We're not here to term that it's not important. It's it's so rare that you destroy something in a room and then call two hours later back. Usually there's a couple of days puffer. That was a great conversation to have Ron Harris. That was Ron Herron. Nice Nice Guy. Let me tell you about. Yeah wasn't in a good mood that night about Zorro I used to come back to Westwood one to do stern before they got me Zephyr driving and you do it by yourself. You just go into the studio by herself and plugging in Iva drive from Westwood. One we leave at midnight or whatever if we weren't going to poo poo city and drive back to the Hollywood hills under the Hollywood sign. Get home about twelve thirty watch. TV for in our sleep for about an hour. Get up at two thirty drive right back down to Westwood One. Go in there and I think Ron Harris is probably overnighting signing to sit in the thing I'd walk in walk into the studio at three. He dialed stern up. And I'd sit in that studio from for five five hours a do stern from six and he'd like sign off at eleven or eleven fifteen if he went long or something and then I just walk out. It'd be daylight and I just I could always remember driving home thinking. Oh this is much worse than drunk driving far from being right behind the wheel of this I was I slept for one hour and I'd been I did. Two hours of radio slept for one hour then at five hours of radio and I. Sometimes I'm just listened to stern thinking I'm just listening to Stern. I fell asleep at my truck on the job. Site live in the beds of floating away. Yeah it's funny I have. No I have no recollection of anything. We've ever talked talked about on all those appearances. All those hours are who the gas where I've no zero. I goes your memory. There's one joke one joke. Only I remember for that entire episode and I'll I'll share it with a second I I'll tell you about Zora. Zora DOT COM if you purchase supplies for your small or mid size business. You go to Zara Z.. O. R. O.. Dot Com. It's your resource. It's where you go go to all safety equipment office. Supplies have stuff for shipping cleaning automotive. They probably have one of those clear covers you. 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I was sitting in for the news but I was just in sort of on the Mike the Whole Day and she she was talking about the beltway sniper and she was like This guy shooting people walk into the mailbox. Shooting people sitting at the bus stop. People have gas stations it's not praying hang on streetwalkers or runaways or anything. He's just shooting random people all the time. People are freaked out and she goes Howard. What do we tell the children children go? Tell me only shoots kids that. Don't clean the room. What's that fuck this to me? Yeah Wrong Robin shoots kids that don't clean the room. I'm sorry I know you're a comedian. But this is highly inappropriate. There's a time and place for a joke like that ask. Why is he still look? He's he's not gonNA shoot your kid. You're going to get a clean room and the kid doesn't have to run serpentine to the fifth grade. You welcome be that as it. May I think that comedy is tragedy plus time. This is happening right now. What is wrong with you talk battery? That's like a family disaster wrinkles the cloud. That's what parents do with the wrinkles. The cloud cloud come over if they don't clean the room trump. Did we brand. Let's bring it home genie. God I'm glad and that's the news. All right I'll take it in the front. That was the news. Excuse me Gina Grad check out my new wine right on red dot com right on red wine that is dot dot com and get yourself some delectable straight from Oregon beautiful red wine right on right. Pr Check that out Anderson over here air group firs over there the guerrillas. They were Laura I hate Damon from Blur Blah. Stick the entire people speaking for them actor speaking for them I hated blur and the girl is even from Blur. Sorry to step on my own flow. The podcast is the film vault in our own. Brian Kelly on that but Groupers Zia pin find that at Amazon DOT COM is drop the price of three ninety nine. I have no control over that. That's my distributor. 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The High Hilarity is on February twenty seventh and Indianapolis Helium on February Twenty eighth and twenty nine ended helium and Saint Louis on April tenth seven eleventh. Get prepared for Adam. Corolla is unprepared by getting your tickets now at Adam Corolla dot com. You cast warned sports network prisons good sports sports fans welcome to the Friday. Ahah Dacian a good sports. Dave Damasec here. Adam Karol over there ace football seasons now way back in the rear view mirror although the combine is almost here in a reminder for us. It's not the combine because the combine is a piece of farming equipment that separates the wheat from the chaff. A combine is as when a group of people get together for a single purpose which better describes the the wives the combat. Why why don't they do that? Why did they do that? Well I you could make an argument that the that the framers of the combine were cleverly making some sort of a double entendre by saying like. Yeah that's what we're doing. We're separating the wheat from the chaff the college elite from from the also rans. But I don't give them that much credit. I think I'm right. Let's let's go combine. Let's be on the right side of history. Yeah I like that. It's like how I don't say bless you to people to when they sneeze. I'm not gonNA play ball just because society says I'm supposed to somebody When I was on the road a couple of weeks ago and Chicago somebody gave me a Pete Sampras player card playing days because has Kimmel always referred to me is looking like Pete Sampras but with down syndrome yeah probably could have left it at Pete Sampras I always say steely MC beam the steelers mascot but it looks like Jon Corolla. So there's that yet and someone gave me the card of like twenty five year old Pete Sampras and I started looking at it and I was like yeah. I think Jimmy's right but also also look at the back. There's a picture of little head shot and Birthplace Potomac Maryland. And that you know that I didn't and residents of Bradenton Florida Born eight hundred seventy one. Six one hundred seventy pounds the back US look into shot in the back. I'm GONNA hand it. I'm going to. I'm going to flip patio. It reminded me of a young Kimmel. The shot Oh maybe the pot calling the kettle black late wait via zone snake. Hey feel so good being compared to meet Sampras anymore does it Kim. I was thinking that we're looking at Victor Jimmy. But Pete I've I've seen some young you know what there's a picture of him on the side. There's a picture of him with his late night. Jacket on on our standing next to his Zuzu trooper something like that. Like in the dry like there's like sixteen year olds seventeen year old Jimmy Kimmel and it looks so annoyed Loyd. That's yeah because the same thing I see but then the one that a lot of people have thrown out for you Ed Crane Pool Right is on the guy that old new New York Guy Somebody. Wow that's freaky how much own my God. If you put those weird late seventies glasses indoor indoor outdoor blue blocker old man glasses that are on all hell in the shorts only add to short shorts on Sampras and Kimmel yeah. We're looking at him with next. Is Zuzu I'm mark that has late L. L. Eight number eight and the night and I t not so late night and I don't know I'm going to bring this up with Jimmy because I feel like for years I've been wearing this thorny. Crown Have Down Syndrome. Inference as look at as you look at the picture Dave I mean. I think you've just described that is exactly what describes the elder kimmel brother in that photograph. There I don't know what Jonathan still in there. It is quite a thing when you look back. He when he was in high high school. That's pretty nerdy stuff I like late night. TV so much. I'm going to get a customized license plate that says late night on it and he also late night the show. That's pretty neat. I was thinking about getting a vanity plate in high school and then realize I just have to wear it around my neck like flava Flav because there was nothing to put quoted on. If you're listening don't get a custom license plate. If you don't own a car that would be their own a car. That's skipping the middleman. Jimmy's Jimmy's dad did something that in the annals of car purchasing has probably never been done and never will. We'll be done again. I know it's mathematically impossible. He went to an Isuzu dealership and bought. Two brand. New Is Yuzu mark. What and brought them home? I've never heard of that move. I remember when I buy two of them. That's my move. I'm not a car though if I ran into the guy who hit two grand slams in one inning dodger stadium. God wasn't in the core. Hey something or whatever was I mean. I mean you think who could ever feel terrible that I don't know the answer Nando to tease there is who could hit two. Who could it to home to took grand slams two grand slams in one inning but I would still say to him I'd go? That's okay but Jimmy Kimmel went into a Nevada izuzu dealership and bought two. Aw I marks there to Fernando Todd that have played Big League baseball the senior in the junior. Not as good as what Jimmy Kimmel did for Jimmy Kimmel EMEL. It'll never well first off. They do that thing. We're go. It could never happen again. It can't there's no more zuse's how is it possible as a side note. Really how many instances of there being in major league history and it's been around for one hundred something years so everything has happened. It seems like more often than you realize it. But how many guys in history have hit a grand slam and then and come up to the plate in the same inning with the bases loaded again. How many guys have even been in that situation with a chance to do? It seems like it would be a handful possible. That is an interesting question. Yes that's just the idea of having the bat in your hand again in one inning after hitting a home run a Grand Slam and bases loaded the second time. I'm just now none of hit the home run but it's probably only happens eleven times in all of professional baseball history fourteen in the same game. What fourteen you know the answer to that is reflected on? I'm saying but you know that's available. How many guys have come up to the plate? Eight hundred. I'm saying the number of guys who hit two in the same game all other F.. One big number. That sounds like a ton I will too doing the same. Meaning you're saying in the same inning as one two in the same game as fourteen o two Grand Slams all right. We're all over the road here but yeah that that sounds big to grand slane. Baseball officials have been around too long because everything has happened now. There's nothing new can happen. Let's just cancel it and focus on football and hockey. Put the chances Sohan leaving with two. I marks in the same day. I didn't know how he gets them home to strange. That's a great. That's a fine question I think about you now. It's funny. You didn't know that story about Jimmy. Now I need my mark. It's funny though. Because you know how certain things you don't even you know it's not top of the brain. Rain is kind of somewhere. I don't know if this counts sub-conscious but you you don't actual is the full memory but it's funny. When I think of Adam Karol in Jimmy Kimmel when those two names are mentioned my legitimately my thought goes to driving up next to you by chance on Melrose Avenue forever? This must be eighteen or nineteen years ago. And you guys were in Jimmy's old. Was it a chevy convertible or oldsmobile or something like that and I roll down my window. I'm like I didn't know you had a convertible and it's disgraceful. This camels I would never be caught dead behind the wheel of this car. This is an embarrassing car. For a man to be driving It was eighteen years ago something like that. He had a Mercedes wasn't fancy like the American. Yeah convertibles where he had a had a Saab which is weird. Maybe you'd hate it. I remember that part about it. Sabas you just being A weirdo that's that's you're just wearing shorts and a scarf on the same day. You're just making a statement like that. You know where the key goes and Assab in the center console. That's try and he gets dropped and slides in trying to put it in at night it falls in between the seats. And it's just it. That's just different for the sake of different the basically the nose hoop of cars ars. You're not helping your case you're not more attractive. You just you just want people look at you and he was. When wants you to think about something? Yeah you're right it's like yeah. You're you're a beautiful beautiful woman who gets a nose ring like it'd be different and you haven't really changed that. It's you're just being different to be if Sarah Silverman later I think had Assab Bob and it's a it's a Sarah Silverman type car like. Hey I can't drive a Chevy Equinox. Do something that's different. I was offended to because I'm I'm now woke okay. I've decided I'm gonNA mean woke going forward. I drove by on my way in here on Western Avenue. I drove by a towing truck and it was it. It was gays telling. Oh Yeah Yeah. I was offended because I'm now woke. Think about that. What I've been too big? Ai ice-cream in Manhattan with the following intentional. That is that is intentional. Yeah but you were in there. Yeah Yeah okay good. So you're now to count you as well as a result of that all right so Ends another week of Hot Sports. Talk we'll be back with more for you. Presumably next week back in the meantime four Adam Curle Dave Damasec good sports out. Adam Karol issue on twitter. Show follow me on twitter at Adam Corolla voicemail. Eight eight eight six three four one seven four four. 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Shifting the Seasons, Crime College, Joker, and Kal Penn

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Shifting the Seasons, Crime College, Joker, and Kal Penn

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Because it really plays perfectly. I texted Josh apologized to John the other day like what four four days four days late and he was like. I'm so offended by this war that John would have like. I was doing it for me now for John. We we were on radio and we were talking about making a gambler and I liked the catchphrase fucking mother until you friends better than hot skateboard hotshot and I said that on the radio I was like I gotta to be honest. I don't like I don't like Scott Skateboard hotshot and then Casey was like Oh yeah neither do I and I was like well fuck. I didn't want to be like that. I didn't want to just be like hey was bring up things. We don't like about somebody somebody's content so what was yeah that one day I texted him and I was like by the way got apologize. Is that like it came out wrong and he was like I am so offended right now. I was offended by that message to think that you do not have the ability to offer your opinions to me Sane like the way I said it was kind of like I like this better than that but the way Casey jumped on. It sounds like we're on a show will be like hey man that thing you say in your show sticks six. You've been thinking about that for four days. Yep No no well. I thought about it four days later for whatever reason it popped into my head I I saw a tweet about making a gambler. Something came into my head and I was like you know what I got to clear my own guilty conscience here. I'm GONNA tax them. I knew there was no shot. He even like probably remembered I had no. I had no idea that he needed didn't apologize. I wanted to apologize for myself. You also like it. Wasn't there like a couple of things yeah. This one's my favorite one. Okay cool no awesome but that's not the way way went down was different. That's why I apologize because he said it. You're like all right and I was kind of like yeah man. I got something Magic John Kerry about four days later. If you've got the taxi well it's about talk. That's why we work. I'll be honest anybody also barstool sports. I would have needed to say that that that's that's bullshit. It's true though oh I guess I guess it is I would. I would never do it but like I get why clear conscious I would ever be like Oh. I should offer that person apology kind of never talked to him again with me but I I I like I like something else. They did rather than another thing they did did like you said you liked something good. I wouldn't actually it's funny. You're the only the only person who wouldn't need the apology but also the only one I could send it to. If that happened with someone else we would just never be like they would they. They would secretly hate me. They would like to talk about my back and I would avoid them and that would be that worked. Relationship would just be over but with you can only say it full. Well knowing that you were going to go. Oh yeah don't fucking care like someone else probably would have been really offended and then what they gonna say back to me like apology accepted yeah man that was like Fuck Donald and then if he goes more of it I said Oh. That's it yeah I actually ended. I take it back so you. I knew you were going to like. I don't fucking care so anyway that's because as you run hot and cold currently running hot about this hot hot hot running literally and metaphorically hot. It's crazy shorts today landed headed. I wear my goodness table for you. Holy Shit he's wearing shorts. Folks are still gold bar still dot com slash cave cpap those calves bathing those guys you look strain. You look like more than than I ever looks. That's right now. He's got to jump and speaking of cats. I just tore mine. Cargo shorts short sleeved button up the white tube socks pulled up if it wasn't for the witherspoon if you had a pair of like white new balance on before blown balances just like maybe a fanny pack act. Perhaps and I'll be honest when I got outside I like I didn't look in the mirror like leaving my apartment. This is just like the hallway full of Mir's downstairs. There's like this outfit too late. Now down three flights of stairs today John You could've been could've got to pants on once or three flights down. You're done for the day that is it the next time you go back up those stairs. It's for the for the night but I saw it. I mean it's appalling. It's ninety degrees ninety degrees out I was I was walking down the street diet. He's talking to my mom obviously walking from talking about it and and I was like I think I got pretty much so worse. I walked about a mile. I'm just goes Jesus Christ. You're turning into your uncle polack. WHO's like a real given given ankle polack he's I think he so he's like a great uncle? My grandfather's brother right he died when I was younger but he was just I don't think he was he wasn't Polish because I'm not Polish right. I think he just acted like a police person so I don't know what that means he he does that mean like stupid. Isn't that like this. It means pole lots of stupid yeah. I think that's just like I'd say real quickly. Why what is the story behind Hind that slur like you know the the job is always like how many polacks does it take to like tune in a light bulb or whatever like that? It's just like for the longest time everyone's like everyone from Poland is fucking stupid. Yeah we had this. I have no idea what his real name is. Widely from the Guy Bitch all the time Jesus all even do complaining so the two things I complain about one the heat crazy hot doesn't make any sense. We should just move every month back. Every month has as global warming ship so if this was September first we make sense right yeah. It's usually still pretty chilly. Honestly that second only to doping is the greatest idea that's ever come out of this podcast every Muslim shift because everyone's like Oh. It's warm during Christmas wherever they're not anymore. Now now christmases basically in January fucking done 'cause 'cause June is always disappointingly call. It's not yeah Memorial Day. Weekend is always like you still yeah so fucking so so summer is now basically July. august-september spring is like March may May June April May June may June twitter is like a guest December still is December more folly but it's really j Maher technically winters November twenty the second form of that right December December December twenty second second survey so January February march is now winter yeah because March is a motherfucker motherfucker. It makes it makes all the sense in the entire shifted. It's always show easy we just we move every back one done so you shifting the seasons seasons or you're shifting the months the months the months but effective. Oh yes I guess both yeah because you could shift the actual months by like redoing a month like if it was just live twice or cleared out of this second yeah I like. I just had to live a month twice in order for this to take effect but you can't say it's still it's summer so then that's what he's sandwich in the season okay so so right now summer summer now just goes January through June through and in September September was into summer where in October over ninety fucking degrees yeah. I think the most effective way would be to get everybody to just agree that right. Now is September second tober second but we can. They were have that poll yet man like that's like the other move. Couldn't we just make a month. Make a new month insert a month with that fix. It don't like we need to make look. I'm ideas guy. I don't I don't do the execute I don't. I don't ask you I was meeting with Eric Sir just talking about like the stuff that meeting. I talked about my head in her office and talking about some black Friday stuff and look. I don't know how this works. It's just to ideas yeah. I I know your idea and I think it's great but I could see someone on the business side being like this is completely and utterly infeasible possible. The Eric loved both ideas amazing hours like I don't know the numbers work. I don't know any of these are ideas and it'd be great to get that feedback though someone said Oh this this is like we can't possibly accomplish instead we just hear any response. That's what they're here for ideas for yeah. I DO IDEAS I. I don't know if it's even possible I have ideas you. Tell them if they work or not to the other day idea new seasons new months figuring figuring without America had Donald Bill. We're building boats or moats with mortgage snakes and Shit we're doing that. Let's do the fucking. Let's get the seasons figured out bursts. It may add had an extra horoscope signed like a few years ago did that yeah. I think there's just like a new one. There was only like you know Pisces Sagittarius Leo and then there was just a new one all of a sudden so I think we could add a new month. I mean these are the kind of things that how you get elected president like if you run on a on a platform I'll change the months people would be like Don. Don makes every time I haven't ideally added to the platform. It's like I'll get rid of longest out here clamoring for climate change. You're like oh we'll fix this. We'll fix the seasons thousands. We're just GONNA. We're not GONNA fix the actual environment there but we're just gonNa make it make sense for everybody. It's not in the winter storm that during Greta thornberry's united the nation's speech and I was like Oh we all knew month done she everybody on thank you for saving my childhood and now I can ride my bike and have slumber parties and my girlfriend friend and have to worry about. I mean really what the fuck is up with that Greenwich. Would you talk. I love her no no terrible for her. Why because she's is not living a normal life? She's what she wants to know. She's not why because nobody wants to do that people who are passionate about their now inconceivable to us when she not when you're what a fourteen year old girls sixteen sixteen year old girl Nice shot like she's sixteen gene fourteen whatever she's like. I think sixteen year old girls are probably the most passionate people on the planet Yes yes but that's the thing six does not passionate about real stuff like the environment. They're passionate about dumb shit like the boy in class. I think that I think I think they're in class. Who are passionate about being passionate? They just WANNA girls had she doesn't WanNa fucking. Do this environment should anymore. I just created a monster that she can't stop. It's like anything else else. They only want to do is podcast anymore to what's going on today yeah absolutely in the beginning she was like oh I liked it better. When the a month were nice and now she's like I have to go to the General Assembly? Girlfriends are like hey you would but did you get address the dance yet so I'm sorry I gotTa Talk Fucking Greenland there their carbon footprint today forget it here who are like passionate about these I get it. That's one thing I I don't have. I respect people who aren't like me and the I think she's she's doing her thing. I like catch the polar opposite of you. That's those are the people that tend to gravitate toward yes. She's got conviction if you did. Have you Gotten Police Act opposite of me fucking. I respect that you're a good person I I am. Also I mean if you think you would think that you're going to change the Envir- nor is out of the bar. It's over. It's over. It's it's accepted that it's over since that episode of newsroom when I think it's toby toby lender Sohn is the I forget their head of the EPA or something like that and that chick who had her news leak real life like sees him on the train over here. This conversation has them on the show and we'll back voice. It's like so what can we do and he's not we need to start like two hundred and fifty years. He's a I don't yeah and he said well. What if we always it goes great idea? Okay so we'll start. There would have been good twenty years ago just to let me we What do you think that's what she's terminally? Ill and like just like make us comfortable. You know it's hospital. Motta Morphine and let's have a good time we might as well just all all repertoire engines and let them fucking run and just Greta talking about. She's like you just talking about the people who are like sixty now. I think that's what they said when they were our age can't do. I think thank you could've start now yeah but I think they're they're saying that's why she's mad at the people who said it's he's mad at them. Boy Will you do. It's over the start how we couldn't use list born in loser chicken the eighties and then we would be good but if you do something now the sixteen year the one year old who's going to be Greta in sixteen years. It's going to be like well. At least you did something you know but that person's dead already the sixteen exterior the world's going to blow up. It's like it's a wrap. That's the point it's a rat. It's all too late going on over there. There's there's trying to think of trying to find what it's called. No I meant the annoys you ever make heartburn my fucking throat we are the it's called like battle Cherian. I forget and what is called Manchurian candidate now but it's like it's basically it's the theory that really human beings are kids in college college who don't write their paper until the last minute. We're like a we won't figure out how to fix this a and invent something that fixes this until until you're fire yeah that's right now. Things are fine what we're fucking minute zero. Oh Gosh it say the day it's I mean it's a great theory one. I write my best papers while I have an hour until it's fucking both said No. You cannot recreate urgency right. It's impossible. We do this every every month. With a live. Show we give nick all of our ideas John. I would love the show yeah. I would love to two weeks in advance so he could planet and do it. I don't have any ideas two weeks. I HAVE IDEAS INITIAL IS J. O. It's impossible and so right now. We're like oh the environments broken. I'm not really I'm still here and the day that it's like oh boy. It's raining fire. Let's figure something out then until then living on Mars yeah we invented it. We're going to Mars right now and yeah jot to Greta for being the only chick who doesn't procrastinate but like until you get. I don't know eight billion more people to agree with you the matter that's what we do the thing yesterday. What should we do for like a rollouts like we'll figure it out roll roll what out John like like? I don't know to to what we're rolling out from. Answer the Internet nothing else though Ah Oh you burn me. Were you burning hot. Motorcyclists have to get the fuck Outta here. I'm I'm so fucking sticky you you went from the by cyclists to the motorcycles it's like I was just talk on the phone. Do you fucking Dick more importantly. It's terrible for you can't Gwen when a motorcycle goes by. It bothers me for that split second imagine if you just sit on it the whole time there's there's there's no one like people who drive Hummers and sports cars get shipped for Little Dick. Syndrome Knowle's got little Dick Syndrome like I fucking old asshole at a leather vest with a with with a ten thousand fucking decibel bike there right in shut the fuck up in the streets of New York. Yeah everyone's scared of him. I'm done being scared. Motorcycles shut your fucking engine off you dickhead a grating raping offensive annoys that I just I'm just trying to fucking walk to work in peace dude and I gotta fucking here you from Seventeen blocks away Gloria arly Arlberg congratulations. You saw cool t-shirt when you fucking six bucks Goddamn fucking person Uncle Polack is in the building. Oh big with any sons of anarchy would fucking scared of them because they were leather vest. You don't be scared. You're too loud a too loud to be alive yeah. No I mean I'm with you on that. I'm just not gonNA voice as much as you are. Do you remember a couple of years ago when that guy ran over them so like every was like every Sunday. Oh Hey you got a second. I don't want to run the guys showers every Sunday. I think it's I think it's Sundays when they do that. Big Pack Down like the West side highway yeah so they they just rev and they walk in pile up and everything and they were like surrounding that Range Rover remember and he he he added wife and kid in the car and they like somebody cut somebody else off so it was a little bit of road rage and then they were like getting in front of him and slowing down and he just fucking Gunderman ran over I'm being I gotta get me and my fucking family out of here and like I think one of them either died or got horribly injured they started like racing up alongside and smashing windows and shit followed him like like to his house or whatever like ripped him out and Shit Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. There was only so big that was a bit I blog that and I got in the mix and that was like a couple of years ago before Ev. Everything we blog now goes like that would be a monster story would just happened in Nashua New Hampshire. I think again. I don't want to be associated. People do thing with the bikers were there like aren't you glad this person's a fucking dead dude I want peace and quiet my walk but the the some asshole New Hampshire like driving a truck with a trailer and then just like did the same thing like right into I don't want that to happen. No I I again. I can't be more clear about that. I feel like okay with him. Running over those who these people were just like good people they were just like writing and more yeah they didn't tell you. This guy was definitively in the wrong. I believe it was jeff rest of his life yeah yeah I mean it's just it's one of those. When I I was young? I think what made me look. Cool was driving my car windows down in music fucking older and you're like shit and I was go to lower. Everyone's attention bothering everyone around me. You were probably doing it in like a fucking Toyota Corolla Land Rover. Ah We're talking about the title I was doing it off that broke down every goddamn every single day. It was crazy. I I hated driving that car. Because every time I started I was like I'm GonNa get to my destination on this. One it was I had like six months from that. I drove my GRANDPA's Buick lesabre with the fucking he had one arm and it has like the suicide wheel attached to pocket whiparound and that thing but that's all arm yeah he lost Saddam was he lost an arm was the problem breath daring stupid question Jack manner he had a surgery that just didn't go well alive forget the loss it yeah they come out of surgery and they go F- didn't go great we lost your they use like a painkiller that he he was allergic to and they had to like. ABC's arm and foot up and you just look over like wait a minute. I was having like like thumb surgery but but yeah eventually grow up you realize like this is not cool like demanding just really like invading. Everyone's airspace is an asshole move this and they just never had that growing up. How about when it rains? What do you do when a monsoon like what about raining before eating? We'll when before you leave the house thank you but if you're just like all right I got to go to work today raining. How about if I think legitimate motorcycles have also have a car the fact that it's illegal to drive a car without wearing a seatbelt yet you're allowed to just sit on top OB gyn with wheels and much much faster than anybody else I do? I do sometimes have visions of pop the door open when they go in between the traffic. I just that's just like if I have to sit here soda. You Fuck you POW. I actually liked motorcycles like I follow Taylor instagram. Obviously he's a big motorcycle Louis Guy but he does it in the mountains. I think that'd be awesome going on like a mountain ride like the Panama or the Pacific Coast highway away. That's it will be fucking. You're in a city and he was being so loud to everybody. I think highway fucking like mountain cruises or quoting all that shit like is awesome. I would like to do that stuff but just like in New York City to why are you being so loud right in my what do you like what's worse Harley or like a Grad rocket like a Ninja one. I would love a Harley is louder but a Harley objectively cool hardly hardly bothered by sound but I think it looks cool until they get on your fucking thing where you're like yeah that that one idea I like the ones that are like sitting on like a fucking. The niche is I think I would those those are people who had dirt bikes kid yeah. I think you're a shitty person. I think I would like people who ride harleys. I think we'd have fun have a beer and they'd like you. I think they would like me. They call you an F. Word. I think I think I would like people who ride like harleys like that and then we have beer. We could be cool. I think people who I think we have similar interests yeah. I think people who ride I like the Kawasaki is we do not have anything in common but they're but they're not as loud yeah so I think people who ride harleys would tend until like silence when they're not on a Harley. They'd like to have a fucking whiskey into sit there quietly by a fire or some shit like that I think we would get along when they're not on there but I just want to be the sons of anarchy without having motorcycle like didn't didn't like chucky drive like like a van and they also have like a van runs driver or are. I'll be the guy sitting in a little cubby on the that'd be great. I would love that reflects. Would that be if I see someone like Snoop Dogg doing like the Guy Guy Rides in the he rides in the copy and holds umbrella over is that it's like that's me I just WanNa get get driven around on my motorcycle cubby so fuck fogged environment fuck the calendar I say Fuck Greta and you say fuck motorcyclist. Yes hell of a start here at all. So none of that was in the pre planning that was just do we have enough of the show. Let's start it. Thank Bongo the four hour episode because we still have to talk about everything else. You WanNa talk talk about fuck. Everybody who's making a big deal out of the joker. This is brought to you by circle circle delivers water your way sometimes drinking enough water can be challenging challenging. I know that you're supposed to drink your body weight and water or whatever it is so like I'm waterlogged over here. You know I can't I can't hundred native out there was there was a time I was doing that now. 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It's encouraging like mental health people to act out. Everyone's connecting it to the Aurora shooting all this. This criticism by the way is being done if you haven't seen the movie right like assuming in I haven't heard that I haven't heard that criticism from from actual film reviewers who are I would have to fucking tramp the people who have seen the movie yeah the Oh by God you can't. It's just regular newspaper Taber articles just guessing with the movies about now on the one hand. I think this is actually super flattering because there's been billions of movies about psychopaths path and killers and murderers and all cults and all sorts of scary says a psychological shit and nobody is worried about them. Nobody ever said anything about that so so I think this is almost like a testament to people saying this movie is going to be so good and it's GonNa be so accurate and realistic that we need to worry about like the impact of it so in that sense you know congratulations todd sparks also yeah congratulations on on the marketing. I mean whether or not got you know it's not exactly you probably don't want your movie to be associated with like negative. Things and you know I'm sure God forbid anything did happen. They wouldn't want want that but a movie. That's supposed to be psychologically fucked up. That's operating under the specter of like this might influence people to actually do that. As my interest peaked has a lot of people thinking about it talking about it probably wanting to see it and whether you know want to find out whether they whether the foss was justified or not so it I think overall this is a good thing. I think it's a great thing for the movie but I also understand top Ville Phoenix and their interviews being like like walking Phoenix cut short with the other day Oh to walk. We talk about joker what he's he's one of. Those fucking can't be funny in this day and age guys. That's why that's why he made the joker. That's why he went to the joker said you try being try being funny this whoa comedy era yeah. There's so many fucking funny things on and also taught you were not a fucking an edgy comic. He didn't make edgy funny things. You made their hangover an old school. Those both get made today no problem yeah they made made probably the plans to change some things I mean my favorite joke remote schools the cab driver and you can say you can still say if you're being like like in a in a in actors like when you're playing a role you can still say that. I think that if there was also came out today someone would would have some fucking article being like sure so now automobile automobile safety means writes an article that we do know but I think you have to you do have to worry that if the articles stack up and if there are you know sponsors involved and you know people like fucking those those aren't like crazy neither those movies even come close to mind offensive like edgy pushing pushing pushing the boundary. It's pretty like standard of frats of Frat boy comedy. They're both they're both to quite literally like Frat. Boy Combat Yeah still made today by six hundred right serve. They're funny mood. They're classics love. Both those movies just in general by the way he is able. I think of him as like the Funny Guy Director I didn't think of him as a psychological thriller Joker Type Guy But this movie looks can fire this is awesome but the fact that people keep associating it with the Aurora shooting and that's why you have all these fucking like the cops have to come why all these articles being written about how it's dangerous to give if people like like the like the Aurora shooter a reason to feel good about himself and his way was the right way. I the fact that people still associate the Aurora shooting or ever associated your shooting with the joker is fucking insane. It's like an accepted fact now that the Aurora shooting shooting was the joker and that was like disproven right. There was literally literally nothing that had to do with the joker well John Out of anything in that shooting that shooting happened happened Batman movie with the joker right it was does the Dark Knight Dr Driving Fuck and move it was Bain. Bain was the one in the movie it was the bane movie it was not the joke movie and then there were reports came about because the New York police commissioner said that while shooting up the place the shooter was it's like I'm the joker. He said witnesses said that it's nephew Aurora. Police were like what does that good talking about why the New York Police Commissioner L. Anything about what happened. The title ix never said that never happened. He dyed his hair red. The joker doesn't have right hair. The Joker has green James Holmes said he dyed his hair red because it represents bravery. He said that he said to apply a prison psychiatrist. I don't know why they're calling me the joker in here. They've kind of made me a super villain. It's pretty awesome. Himself doesn't know what it's all about. How awful is added? He's like thanks guys. Yeah you fucking assholes. It's crazy that people still associate that with the fucking joke there's nothing to do with the joker. Stop Blaming Batman movies and shit like that. It's a fucking psychopath who had access to guns who shot up a place he he did it because there was a fucking blockbuster. If it was then game and game was getting shot up. It's crazy that we still just too dangerous just to make joker movies because he'll come 'cause wherever the shooting at nothing to do with them do you think is anybody going to the. I guess now the cops are going to be there. You would like I I would never in a million years. Go to the joker and be like Oh let me check. The exits like happens. I guess if there's GonNa be cop standing there that people are gonna be worried now but like this. This is a complete with cops center when you go to the airport. Are you nervous now. I guess not yeah they work. fucking shit strapped strapped to the Gills. I guess we're not the best. We're just like well. Whatever happens happens but that should everyone should be like that because you could do whatever happens is going to happen? We'll never mind what am I gonNA do. I do think about it all the time like. I can't believe that somebody hasn't blow up. The New York ABC's subways every single day every time I go down there. I'm like this would be the best place to kill a bunch of people who can't get out so easy. Strap a bomb on your back and go blow up trains all day along. Sorry if you're listening don't joking. Don't go do them but like how easy to be. I don't know how easy it is to get access to a bomb saying once you had the bomb like the stolen to do is like suicide style but like I don't know that I do it all day long. Get one less yeah yeah yeah. It's it's real but I think that goes to show so the the the fear that media and stuff like that kind of push on you 'cause it's we were talking about before. We're just like largely largely. Everyone in the world good like ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine hundred love is easy right it is he's not geared every second into the game it is it is easy. It's easy to get away with it or it's easy to live with it. It is easy to kill some every single day. There's a million opportunities because I just don't do it very largely. We're all good people. we'll find out people are just I was GONNA say there. Are Issues are probably wrote a motorcycle. Do you think it's good people or do you think it's people for your consequences. Well either way back off to throw like no because the only reason I say that is because I you know one of the theories put forth about like y shootings are on the rise is now the benefits outweigh the consequences this is because they can be made into some type of what they see as a hero back like this guy is like turn turn into a super villain is going to go to jail but he accomplished what he wanted to. I mean the the I think it's pretty simple to to not show any shooters and show all the victims. I think we just have to do that. I Know No. It's like upsetting works so much like I think that that's what people are like well now. You're showing a shooter in this movie like that and that's what they're mad about. I think that you should be able to wait what you're selling a student basically every because that's her shoots the joker is what I got from this trailer trailers like we're showing the degradation of someone's mental health and how they take it in turn violent towards violence so it's like if you know what again but you know what happens in it's GonNa be like that but he jokers he like what if he you know what if you just raped a single girl we're not it doesn't turn into mass violence. I mean it probably does. We you know the joker but I'm saying we don't know but also we've seen other movies like this is already happened like we we glorify ledgers performance. He's a bad guy terrible thing what we say. He's a he was a great actor right right yeah yeah and I think he's a great character to is because that's part of storytelling is bad guys so you guys and heroes I think from the trailer though right now you'd like I could see people interpreting like you're making this guy that hero of this movie but maybe you're that is something else going on. I would be surprised if the joke ends up being the hero of this movie who's like the is not Batman right like pre Batman Yeah. It's just he because here. I think it's like a prequel. I don't think he getting caught or anything in the end but I think it's like it's not like that's the fucking. That's that's your your bags type. He's the bad guy yeah just like their movies. Sometimes we're just like the back but you know he's a bad guy. Yeah we know the jokers Raga right all right. Don't go away. It's just like every other fucking bad guy you know Banos. He's a bad guy to about half of humanity teams better day relates Hannibal Lecter. You could say US guys. It's terrible person but like the people love the movie it compelling the bad guys movie the fuck up here everybody fucking relax find out. WHO's the ASSHOLE? I'm addicted to ask but it's like it is just everything everything we do everything that this show basically is now follow. Mit asshole on twitter and just tweet out all examples all day long and I just read them being like you're the Essel nope you're the asshole because he has all. Mit assholes brought to you by standing judge of people brought to you by legacybox. We're the last generation I believe that grew up with polaroid cameras and those disposable clicky ones and are we used to do Christmas morning my dad fucking news news camera video camera camera on the on his shoulder so we had like full. 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KFC to get forty percents off your first order legacy box dot com slash KFC exclusive discount of forty percent get to preserving your past two day so I'm just ripping through these twitter assholes here and they they just get better and better because I feel like the the asshole account really make sure that they tweet out like the true the true assholes of the bunch. Would I be the ass over telling my son to slow down his relationship with his girlfriend forty year old mom fourteen year old son. My son just started high school. He's already found a girlfriend six or seven weeks freshman year. He's with a girl who's fifteen and we'll turn sixteen in December. I find that pretty inappropriate relationship to begin with. I kinda feel is coming from that. I remember being I was dating an older girl and she for sure corrupted me and I was doing things I should not have been doing and I'm pretty sure my parents seventeen. shh No. That's also the problem he's fourteen. She's fifteen turning sixteen like yeah but he's fourteen turning fifteen yeah. It's like it's like being like she's fifteen one day. She's GonNa be twenty six but right now. They're just a year apart. I was in a girl who was two years older and highly inappropriate so kind of feel that she continues ten years though he's been a bit to open to the point where it feels like he's rubbing it in my face that he cares about someone else not me. He essentially brags all the time about how pretty she is and probably says two three times a day to me and my husband how much he loves her. He's known her for about five or six weeks feels like he's starting to neglect his family. Would I be the astle if I told him that he needs to slow things down a bit. I'm afraid that this is going to lead to him having sex and his grades dropping he acts like the devil should I would. I be vital in the slow it down. I'm going to defer to the parent on this so this is already with the Selma who boys I I just I can see. It's got to be so weird when your kid starts banging like what the fuck you know and as if it's a son it's real weird because now double standards but to be like you're rubbing it in my face piece now. You're a forty year old woman who's jealous of a fifteen year old girl yeah. It sounds like this girl is fucking hot and she's sexy spy. The cool kid in school aw and you're a forty year old mom who doesn't like that and because you weren't that that's what it sounds like to me. I think this is such an easy yeah. You're walking asshole. You're of course blue cycle by you. Are Your you have already irreparably damaged your son before this ever came up. Your son is already going to be the fucking Weirdo he you're. He has the shittiest bomb on the planet. I think this is so cut and dry up your lunatic fucking weaver Carol Weaver her. WHO's a stranger things winona Ryder the other one? The MOM was wrong is wheeler yeah. You're you're fucking Weirdo. There's there's no way honest to God. Kill your son because there's no way he ever has normal life at least at least if you kill kill him he will have the legacy of being like Oh. He was a nice boy but his mom was a cycle. The nicest thing you can do for your son is fucking. Kill him because the rest of his life is ruined is of what you've done to Iran. I I WANNA be a follow up from the father like would I be the asshole for telling my wife that she's bitter and Jealous Fox of a fifteen year old girl that my son's banging yeah. That's what's going on. Guess what honey she's prettier than you. She's cooler than you. You're ugly. You're jealous of those girls back then you're jealous now and she's sucking your son's Dick. They never cross. That's why these weirder maybe it's because I wasn't having sex or anything like that at that easily I know kids have changed and all that ship or at least you know they haven't and TV so we think they have in real life but the like the idea they were having sex 'cause I was. I was not having sex that age. I could also see a fourteen year old boy being the most annoying person in the world like I think Mike is i. I wouldn't complain about it on Internet Forum but I'd be like he stopped talking and my job I think of again. This is just me because I was young. I think like fourteen to me is still a child. I think he's still like yeah. That's going he was like I'm in love with my girl. I think I think of it as you're still young enough where it's cute where it's like I think like seventeen eighteen that should gets annoying annoying. You'll love or your be like eighth grade yeah. I think middle school still like Oh. It's like he's got a crush Q. Well that's the thing though is that it's like like they're like hanging out alone together and I think they're like fucking. It's not really cute anymore. I I didn't get the vital issues you think she'll it might lead to sex like that's that is that is I don't think I would not be like fucking in the living room and it's like a sitting on the couch after I was like Oh my girlfriend was so pretty I love her but maybe maybe I have the wrong. Take on how fourteen-year-old Zach but that's what I would say that's how a little bit early. I Guess Fifteen Gene Sixteen. I think it's even that I find that more annoying. I wouldn't think sex still come on the couch. I think when when people when they're I I think there'd be clear threshold. It's almost like adult age when it's adorable think you're going to marry this girl right and it's like it's a door but when you're gonNA obviously not happening once it gets the age where it's almost a threat where it's like. I'm going to marry like fuck like you're old enough to make that decision. That's it gets annoying speaking of that. I get a lot of like Stoli's asking me. You know like my my relationships fucked up to what do I do sort of thing and I'm just I'm just pushing the age of like like someone like a guy like send me message in a long time but like it's not working on the couch. He's twenty two. I'm like dude. I know you wanna hear this like just break up with Arlene. She's not going to be forever and you're too young for that and then someone's like yeah. We're looking law school together and we're like twenty six. I'm like that's fake like just bumper. Someone's like we're thirty. We've been together for like a few years. We have a kid. I'm like and you're still young just pushing. The button is moving the goalpost. What a serious relationship? How about this one? Would I be the ASSHOLE for getting annoyed at my wife's grandfather's foot fetish before you even give details yes or no yes yeah. I'm sorry no you're not the asshole right you know. Wait hang on yeah and I think you're some guy's got a foot fetish. That's not your business if I know you have a problem if you're an old person I know you've always find find out as a problem. Let's find out why my grandparents came in for a visit to see our kid by the way so I'm right now on the train of you're not the Essel. We'll see we'll see if I'm proven horribly wrong. I think we're GONNA GONNA be my wife's. Grandparents came for a visit to see our kid totally great people and I enjoyed their company on day three of their visit. Her grandfather starts rubbing his wife's feet again. Yeah not a big deal. We did a lot of walking that day. That sounds romantic to me. Good Foot Rub sure about facile nothing people's romantic skin involved but you're about about to puke about fifteen minutes in he starts lacing his fingers around her toes like and he takes off his shoes and and socks and they start rubbing each other's feed sprawled out on the on the couch really going at it saying things like d. like that with the occasional quasi mon editor editor about a half hour. They abruptly say they're both tired and going to bed early. It was apparent from the noises coming from the spare bedroom. Sleeping was not occurring told my wife Whoa that was weird. We need to talk to your grandparents by keeping those things a little more private non front of our top plus. Oh my God nobody wants to see that my wife said it wasn't a big deal should ignore it. I'm not mad. They're still intimate and I'm not mad. They went to town in my spare bedroom. What upset me was obvious sexual foot rubbing lasting for forty five minutes on my couch in front of my kid honestly? It wasn't something I wanted to see when when I be the asshole if they ask you know you would be. I'll say this though don't fucking blame your toddler. No no no. That's that's the only use that toddler has right now in this world yeah as an I think so. Yes you know the guy that it has nothing to do with. I don't like seeing your old tows on my face and here you come in your pants over. No I have it off a conversation Asian so yeah. It should be a parent all parties. This is a me issue but guess what I'm using my yeah yeah yeah well. That's the only thing that I can say across. The board is good about kids because you know some people by. I don't like hanging out with their kids want their kids probably but the one thing every Pankin I agree on using your kids as an excuse for things the best that's the absolute best. You don't want to go somewhere. You don't WanNa do something you want to. You know get out of something awkward. Do you want somebody who stopped doing some. Whatever that's that's the main selling point for children main reason to fucking happen now now? The people are people always joke about chores kids do chores like shit but if fucking having them just can't do it tonight the kids hey stop fucking suck toes because my kids here. That's that's to allow for forty five minutes very non confrontational. If you're fucking fucking on my couch what what do I also think I would just be like I'm going to the room yeah yeah okay. This'll just be like the foot fucking room. Guys can have it the old Weirdos it'd be in the bedroom like fucking having even fuck red vines up your toes running again Outta here you sick pervert last one before we get to our voicemails might ask and I only you're the asshole for getting mad anyone anyone finish. If I know about your pets a problem told you always talking about it. I get it Jesus Christ which I guess is probably what a fetish is you know. I think people do talk about a lot. You know I think part of the secret part I think I think people people who are naughty fetish anymore. It's just you're weird. Yeah I just feel like people who are truly into faddish by making their lives like if you're furry by hanging other furriest chilly talking about being furry yeah that's a fetish. I think that's just like you know. It's been having anxiety attacks. Recently you know and I started having been grounding yourself. No what's that mean. five things you can see right. Oh this when you talk about like literally what's going on in front at five things you see four things you can touch three things you can hear two things you can smell one thing you can eat eat one of them in this room here theater what there's always something you can eat this. I was watching succession. I think Greg did that the other day. He did he actually because he was like I'm. I'm rubbing my face windows but he just started talking very literally and ships. I love fucking Greg by the way I don't get the appeal of Greg. I don't dislike Greg. I just don't see the love for mutual plan kind of frustrating. He's terrible. I mean everyone on the shows shows fucking asshole but I find. I think there's like an asshole where it's I guess like just came on his. He's almost like the evidence kit bit where it's just be fucking normal. He's addicted but I have percents behind. Actually then you gotta get up because I I agree with what you're saying. Then recently he kind of becomes I just just watch the panic episode fucked up so the series. I thought it was so funny what was funny for Greg. When when Tom Thought he was like when he was mad he was in the not good oughta target coming from how was funny when this is just a regular room and Tom talk about it also what he's like? Blackmail him yes greg. They are fucking hilarious. Tom Thinking that everything's always about him is so good. I mentioned me real mean starting and even know anyway. Oh Yeah I'm having anxiety tax getting like more claustrophobic. I saw some poor and the other day where they were like vacuum sealed in the fucking latex ex- you know I didn't I didn't even watch it. They were like completely. Go it but I'll see those points Dow of them. It's good to see like a I would never trust somebody. I would never trust it'd be you're not GonNa let me out right like when their arms and legs are behind them and they got like barely like L. Poll at that person. Would you leave me and they're like that forever. I'm sweating just thinking about it. I'm having things I was thinking about latex porn right now well last one. Am I the Aso for being furious with my husband for getting the sublime son tattooed on his arm right off the bat like you. You're the sublime right and look. I love sublime awesome. You C postponed covering it. I did great very good I think I think there's a lot with famous artists and I get why you wouldn't want to do it because you're paid fish it but it seems like he was just like walking through a club and just like it was like Oh yeah I would do it all the time yeah me too. I mean instant instant. Go viral instant like down to Earth but but sublime is awesome. This album self titled Album is like some of me and my daddy's listened to all the time is fucking great but still don't get the sunset we'll get he. This guy has tattoos all over said he got drunk last weekend and his friend tattooed sued the Sublime Sun logo on his upper BICEP. It's equality Tattoo. The friends a good tattoo artist it was his favorite band in junior high and he thought it was hilarious nine Ronay when I woke up from Suva next to me yesterday I exploded. It's a fucking sublime tattoo like I can't take them serious anymore and that's honestly makes me question his judgment in general that he would take his tattoos so seriously really and that he said he never touches arms told them this set a motor reacting hey. I'm confused. He said he's covered in tattoos but none arms. My husband has both his legs fully tattooed and he's always said he's. He's never talked to his arms. That's weird I mean you're the Tattoo Guy and he got a tattoo. Bandy likes. I mean she's I think everyone's an asshole yeah yeah like like he's a like a year and all the other sublime tattoo like I'm being judgmental asshole by judging you as an asshole. She's just like an asshole person yeah. It's it is weird. Relationship is doomed tattoo. Never touching my arms. Get drunk and to get the if you say something like I'm never touching my arms or like even if you're a tattooed guy or if you're not getting a tattoo and you get something stupid but if you've got something like that with their kids or them. I think it'd be fine with it but if you say I'm never ever getting that tattoo somewhere and he's a stupid one. I could see being I I just I also I learned I just realized about myself like in general a guy girl thing or whatever I mean I feel like girls like this is a girl thing to get mad at like would you ever would you get mad. You're doing this if she can if if she came home and having a TLC two zero yeah yeah but what the Fuck Donald just don't think I've ever do that 'cause I. Just don't think I think I think about my life where I just don't think I'm in any position to I got judge people on the show and on the Internet. I'll have my opinion about them but if I was in a relationship with them I wouldn't ever like speak out titles. I don't Oh care. I don't know your fucking adult. You live your own Goddamn Life Yeah but anything that tattoos stupid but I didn't how it affects me is what would bother me run like what does that on her arm. She's GonNa fucking. TLC Tattoo and eventually it would wear me down to the point where I don't like you and the picture in the bathroom. Yeah I would get down. I'd be like I resent her for getting that too that too because it makes me have to have conversations all the fucking time imagine just done so as long as it affects us right what if everyone else Islamic. TLC Tattoo then then what would you do and probably still by the because then it would bother me that people like your check. Check your the girl relationship. I would suffer all silently as always but it's yeah all bother me if I if I knew it was stupid because I was right at everyone was amazing it. What's wrong with all of you? There's nothing you and you're all out of your all goodbye. Everybody's getting caught out voicemails with regard. Let's get into it canc- fights producer. BBC This listening to Boston radio. I was wondering if you can measure Asia crimes. What would it be? I go to college and be taught crimes that to pursue a career. While was your choice voice big. Major crime is a pretty easy one for me the drug smuggling that's a pretty good one. drug-smuggling has all the benefits of everything you get to go to places you do cool shit to make a lot of money I think can I major sorry collar crime. I think I want to do some like white collar crime that'd be I think a major way call a crime just go to college like business a physical. Cfa I went to Harvard. I gradu- finance degree. I work at WLAC and chase now. I majored white collar crime. You're making tons of centers. I guess what I think I mean if we're not talking about like psychological repercussions. I'd love to be a Hitman if I could be like if we're talking about majoring in it meeting your experts. You Never GonNa Record whatever you're good at it. I'd love to kill People Dexter Hitman though see that's too intimate. I'd be sniper Hitman. That'd be et Grosse Pointe Blank no but I meant I guess he kills in every way I meant having like a code Kinda like all murder you only bad people. I don't WANNA WATCH OUT BODIES UP. No no but I meant it doesn't even have to be like kill Yankee fans. I don't WanNa have to kill people. I don't want to kill you know it's like you. You could put the head out and then I'll look at it like all right. You went to the Yankees. It sounds like that yes a code. It's just Michael doesn't make sense to you. That doesn't matter uh-huh I majored in this okay yeah yeah motorcycle. I'll kill you. Kill you talk about the environment a fucking kill you. That's what I am like a unlike a fucking surgeon outdone dead got by Berry the funny Hitman Yeah that Song I just feel like the drug smuggler. It's like tall. You do just constantly running drugs you think so. There's a lot of partying involve dangerous game but like I think it was an in Marcos maybe when they're just taking the fuck in little sea plane from like yeah but that's what I would have Miami the in the fucking party in Miami and Shit like that like I think it'd be cool to figure out what it is. It's it's problem solving. I like problem solving and problem solving and money and girls as exotic locations and that's all I'm interested in the whole world there now you got me. I could be the master of everything I like. That sounds pretty good. I'd like it as a strong selling point Oy for me good question so. KFC Fights Super Mario Sunshine VC's is awesome online as out how now you can now take tours of noble factory. was snow on the show and kind of interesting question. Would you take a tour of it. Scott Linguist Forty Thousand Thousand Times of radiation. He's only been there for about five minutes or so before you have to leave so you guys are crazy enough to actually do this and if someone that doesn't snaps a little more torture noble you are a fucking people we kill don't you dare tell him you would do that. No no I don't have. I was just thinking I i. I don't know how real this is. This is one of those where where did you say you saw you can definitely go. I don't know if you can go to the spot. That's forty thousand times. Whatever the shit that I saw yeah I saw I saw on a movie recently? I forget what it was but there was some kind of nuclear issue and just on like one of the the things it just said like slash are like it was like it was literally Somali checking nuclear stuff. It was like slash our next to the number and I was like rankin. I knew that like a Goddamn bucket that a lot of them are bad. The funniest shit in the goddamn world was when they it's only like ten rankin. 'cause that's how hot meter when no one ever thought that gave is amazing. That's such a good show. I watched that such a what I saw so you can go to like journal and you like you. You know had like to rankin not like it's not still like you're going to get cancer. I still probably the voice on Iran yeah. That's what I was GONNA say. I'm not trying to go anywhere first of all it sucks. It's abandoned radioactive so it's not like Oh yeah. It's radioactive but you could you this cool with you got to do this. Cool Shit see abandoned buildings no fucking thank Yo yo design. How can I go do that period? Let alone to a place that might give me fucking but at the same time again everything's kind of warped our line of work but if we just did a podcast at Chernobyl we'll we've blow up. I mean people would be like got listen. This is what the fuck these maniacs. You're talking about. Yeah we're sitting in the fuck fuck. We're sitting on the roof the one with all the graphite on it. We're up here anyway. How long could you unfurl your Dick for uh-huh we'd just start saying that why from Chernobyl radio which is doing in green screen yeah done on put your behind us talking me into it interesting? If I was an accountant who worked at the Lloyd price original. Could I go do some stuff beneficial to my career at Chernobyl probably instagram who were taking pictures in like a infested lake or something like that though that was that was that was not Chernobyl turnover. They came out at similar times. Yeah they work because we're also crushing noble love like a lot so that lake that was like electric blue. Lou is like the most instagram place on earth because it's filled with toxic waste but they're not going in. It was a great picture plow baby. How many how many fucking I'm fucking instagram likes you getting FOB? Just you just noble. Let's find out the green. I'll say the embar slow pace where I'll go turtle bow right now. I'm not going to California. We're GONNA go to Chernobyl and even get to turn oval. It's probably a bitch by a fly in Moscow and take a fucking. I did arrived slamming so we're going to expel how countries now I didn't say Shit. I'm not going anywhere I'll go. We'll skype next up Kevin John Lennon like offer end of almost two years. Just tell me that arch complicated are not complicated. She's tried to tell me that women and men are equally complicated being outracing exactly what you said he already talked to you. What you said was with are not complicated in that you tell me that complicated and complex they work? She's I just WANNA post accounts right a kid be complicated. I had a couple of complicated obligated complex with both of those things through. I know you agree with me. Thank you love this waste Ma'am. I'm great wisdom. I'm split on this though I I'm as well I I. I don't WanNa like I WANNA I wanna Guy Code have his back all the way I mean to say that women are not complicated is preposterous preposterous and right away but my response to that was going to be everybody's complicated. Yes but women are more complicated yeah now they are no I think so but I I am complicated but I think they were compensated very different ways and I think my complications I will be complicated for a few minutes and then when it's becoming a thing I'll be like never mind so it's not a big deal. I'm alright whereas women won't do that complicated and complex not the same thing no. They're not I think you can be I think complicated has a way worse connotation than complex. I think a complex person that means you're like you're deep deep introspective and there's layers you. Some things are annoying or fucked up but some things are more. You're not basic really so I think thank you can be complex can be attractive can be sexy. It could be interesting and could be intelligent. Knowledge it complicate. It's like you're paying. I think yeah complex I think com complex things are complicated but in an interesting sense and I think complicated means like you're just paying about everyday things yeah complex means like like you have some depth to you as a person obligated you can be it can be very simple. Yeah you don't you don't pick dinner at night. That's complicated complex complex could be like you know you have like philosophical philosophical thoughts about like. Xyz Complex is definitely a complicated pejorative complex can be I think complex. I think chicks are complex in the sense that like here's here's a good example. I think a positive complex thing like you could be like in the world. You're like the boss and like when you're the bedroom room. You're like a submissive slide complex. There's layers to you. There are things that are different about you but I like that. Whereas complicated is like you don't shut the fuck up about like the most annoying basic dumped in the world so I think probably in the back going complicated complex and he's probably the fact that you're fucking bothering me about? This voicemail is proof positive that you complicated and complex think so that makes sense skirl. If I mean in Carlson taking the complicated isn't saying they are like she was trying to say that she thinks that guys are equally complicated. I think I think we can be a thing. He's difficult man fucking. I definitely think that we have our own shit and we can be annoying in our own right. I just don't think that we are as stubborn about it. I said I think I could be upset. Set about something very complicated yeah. I'm trying to give that throw them a bone here but like I think people say other people are complicated when those other people don't do what they want them to do. Like a guy is a girl is GonNa say guys complicated 'cause he won't he won't go to my parents house where I want him to go to my parents house us and he won't do the dishes when I wanted to do dishes and you think your girl's complicated because you won't leave you alone when you're watching the game you want to give it to you. You think they're complicated but I think some things though are like a little more not subjective like some. I think some things girls can be objectively complicated annoying about where it's just like. You're making this harder than it needs to be across the board like it's not an individual thing. Ah The we were talking about yesterday. Oh yeah this guy is crazy. This is crazy because this is because women are complex and this shit is like so crazy. He's he's the actor from baby driver where it was called right. He says he's been with his girlfriend. Violeta Lebron my name is she's a rocket. He's been with his girlfriend since high school but now he's decided to make it an open relationship to find more love but not with sex does not necessarily involve of sex he said quote. It doesn't need to be sexual. I could be done sexually with my girlfriend. I think we've been pretty clear that I want to feel free to fall in love with people and that option should be open but sexually it could be closed off so this guy is telling this girl. There's a couple of days this go go. He's dating this girl high school. He's famous. He's good looking. He's like I want an open relationship and she goes what no fucking way and then he goes. Oh don't worry. I'm not going to bang them but I just want to fall in love and she's like okay and then he's like all right. I promise I'm not GonNa fuck these other girls I think I think it's more yeah I don't think she's like. I can't imagine you say okay. I think I think they would rather I think a girlfriend or a boyfriend would rather you who genuinely cares about you would would rather you go out and just like have sex with a Tuesday night like make a mistake and get drunk and fire. I'm in love with this other person. Yeah I am emotionally attached and connected to this other person but I still love you and we can have sex but like I they get all of my emotion checks crazy over complicated also also hey bro Razi Freeman wanting that he created for one of that but also like to do that. You thought it open relationship you you don't you could just be well but just like like other people now. You can't beat a girl won't let that if you if you don't tell anyone well yeah I mean yes. I mean like do you all your sneaking around just like the I like spending time with this person but you can't say that again fucking silently do it. But how would you do when you're when you're like. Where are you come with me? I don't fucking care now. That's GONNA work why you're now. He wants like he probably doesn't want to hang out with all these other people that just falling in love with with this other girl right but also if you were like come with me and hanging out with this other chick your girl like get the fuck out hang out in public with people this this just seems like hanging out with people you like girls. Don't like all the time girls don't like you hanging out with anybody that you like. Try put it out there like hang out with these people and you're getting jealous even though just hanging out not fucking anybody so maybe he's really trying to put it all on the table. Enjoy spending time with some of these other people yeah. I think there's a lot of girls who who would not like ice graciously hang out with people I like. I don't know if I fall in love with them but I I. I enjoy spending time with everyone hang out with. I think there's a lot of girls Lena do who who would like that which is crazy. I think that's the number one thing that my crazy girls do not just like not normal girls but crazy girls when it basically feels like I know so many guys who go through the sewers just like thank. You have the moment where you realize that she doesn't like anything that makes me happy when you have that opinion or it's like all of the stuff I do. She has a problem with that. That's the moment where you're like all right this fucking crazy it takes a while to get there but once people realize that we're just like these are completely harmless things that you always always have a problem with and the common theme the common denominator is they mutually plays. I want to go things I wanNA. Do I wanna see you don't like any of it because it makes me happy when when you're not happy if you're happy girls not not gonna fly right but a girl will give you shit for like going golfing with the guys but like if you're happy or if you're like going clubbing. It's a different kind of shit. It's going to be like you're going club more a bunch of hot girls by somebody else so if you could really genuinely convince your girl that you're just hanging out and you're absolutely not going to have sex and she still has a problem with it. I mean I think that's impossible. I don't think you can convince somebody like now I think he was they tell you what you should do a three year campaign fuck you don't even like sex I want the fog and and he's in his foundation for whatever I want. She's like I could barely fuck also also the ultimate. Tell where it's like is Eli groaning. When he gets out of bed is he like struggling to walk up the stairs if he is he's had sex go so don't ever growing around girl Brown all right last word smell thanks to anybody who called up the hotline giving you guys the boot here presented by Thursday boots? 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Two months would be like a literal problem. I don't know how you do that like I mean I I would be making oh bad decisions. I'd be irritable I'd be I just don't know I also don't think you can by the way we proved this about Fox. Just GonNa come eventually so like that. That'd be the worst of all it say you go by the rules and then all of a sudden I have not jerked off in months doc but I just blasted off last in the middle of night I then the doctors might might be smart people and I think they might give him medicine for this. Yeah keep it. I have a a buddy who's uncircumcised and high school because he made fun of him so much he considered the really high school with uncircumcised being like whatever pain you experience from the surgery pales in comparison to the emotional scars that you'll get but he was he never got it because obviously if you get circumcised if the stitches on your Dick I guess when you can't hardly rip so they were getting. I bleed estrogen pills for the time so he couldn't get hard because he's like you. Just get a fucking boner on your side so him coming estrogen worried him so he never getting surgery but but this is going to get those pills so maybe I mean yeah. Let's ask your doctor of medicine that like subdues your fucking Libido and keeps you Dick soft. You don't come like I guess it would be doable but boil boy if it's not if it's just like your own willpower here you just do it. Just I was just doing it. It's it's not it's not like I would I would. I wouldn't actively be like all right. I'm GONNA jerk off like fuck against the Doug is what I'm saying. The exact opposite of what would be happening why would do I'd be like look. I just I there are so many things I do that no bad for me but I just need to do them to get through the day I would try but hold out as long as I could and within forty eight hours I probably jerk off yeah. I mean look yes. This might complicate surgeries. I know the surgery it. Doesn't I think Dr that you're listening. I'm going to call you in two days. I'm going to ask you. What do I do now that jerked? I would tell the Helm pre-surgery. I'm not going to most of those Jerkin. I think I would have surgery every month. Be like a jerk off again. Let's do another search for the rest of my life and somebody do you like you fix my nut doctor Durbin. I blew back open that night on porn do it again. I'm a sixth of every month just scheduled surgery. We have but honestly it's more than that like monthly. It'd be like surgery. I'M GONNA jerk off within a matter of days not weeks. I I don't know but it's like they made me look like the comics. Aren't that bad or not allowed to come. We're GONNA HAPPEN GONNA I mean I'd rather not live a life. You know I'd rather be dead calm again. Not Just 'cause like Oh like coming. It's like it's bad for you. When you don't come this is I would not want to live with this brain now? Coming I live in no of is that with me. It's just because I I've never gone long enough to see what happens. What's the my brain oh? I'm not even scared of that yeah. It's just routine. It's just what happens. It's just my day to day. Life lives like you say every day. What wait a minute? You're going to get this surgery and you can't sleep like I'm GonNa Fall Asleep eventually. We'll figure we'll cross that bridge when we get there and they'll probably be really quickly is bridge. Will we'll cross. Is it like four. PM Today sorry doc call him in a cab on the way all fucked up Dr Smart. They'd be like all right so like take two of these day one of those injure call all right rabbit out the voicemails here. We're GONNA end things today with our interview with cow pen man he is the man you know him him from Van Wilder and House and Harold and Kumar. He's got a new show on. 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KFC Get ten percent off and free shipping for your sheets calpine talk to Casey Radio Featuring Calvin KALPA mody right full name right full legal name going legal name. I read somewhere you like to use your real name versus. Your stage name professional name or is that just a fake in both I like both sorta like Joseph became becomes Joe Anthony Tony So my name's Kelvin but people was called me cal there really wasn't that big change. I just read some. There's there's some wiki articles that are like he was really angry or he was Brown in my college. Buddies are notorious for changing things on my wikipedia so apparently if you want and have somebody managing. I think that's Kinda lame. Yeah let it fly yeah and so every so often at journalists will ask a question. That's an inside joke from like the dorms college. I heard you were part of a secret society about gotTA laws like I know exactly who put this in there. I'll call them up. After I was like dude you want just so you know. Magazine just asked me about this trope from that is great because I I did read on that said like you were kind of like pissed off about and even just the way you walk through this room. I was like that doesn't seem to Kinda guy dead about that. When I was going through like what I should have as my stage name it was like a three? Am College conversation the ideas that were thrown out just to give you an idea like who my college friends friends. Although you know just so you know Whoopi Goldberg Names Not Whoopi Goldberg that's obvious right I was like Oh yeah I guess that is obviously she does not look like what you think it will be over with look like right. I think her name's Karen Johnson Chevy Chase Cornelius so how about your name is cal Pacino like this is not okay also not the funny deteriorated from there but that was like you know so doubt pen marks. It's catching yeah. I do imagine though that but I mean you've done such a wide array of work that I had imagined people think they're getting one thing or the other often right yeah even just in like two minutes it's now I feel like you're kind of both which makes sense but I can imagine people think like all. How did this donor movie Guy The White House Guy or vice versa shirt so I guess so you got to skew a little more one way or the other? Who Do you think you are more the White House version of you or Kumar version? I'm definitely more of the gravitate towards comedy my first longest storytelling telling through acting and filmmaking I loved you know it took two and a half year sabbatical and worked in public service loved it but I mean there's something about a good Dick Joke. That's very uniform are unifying if bridge I mean look I. I think that's what's awesome about it. I think the older school all folks you used there was a time where you would have to pick what you wanted to do with your life where you either were like okay. I'm going to be serious and that's IT YEP and the only time I can make jokes on weekend like Saturday may be part of Sunday anywhere shorts in the course yeah within six hundred yards yeah yeah and I think if you're of the generation that it was like ninety s and after you were raised in a world where you knew that things are not mutually exclusive like the idea that I mean we did this with Harold and Kumar movies the idea that you can be a guy who smokes a joint and then reads the economist right. It's kind of the world we live in and so I like being norm yeah I know I know it's like you're you can be layered and have to pick one or the other which I I really feel like the world of politics and are some of the more uptight like sectors could use a little bit of that make people normal and they laugh it up a little bit you know so the new show is sunnyside. Yes in which you are trying to help. Immigrants Come to America right sort of the runner. That's like the you know. You need a reason for everybody to get in the room together right so the idea for the show is about five years old five years ago. I'm show called we are men with Jerry O'CONNELL Antonisch Antonio Aluminum. You just said Jerry and your men ago. He's also that the emmy for Tony was yeah I was I was not I the head and category Yeah Jerry was in here. He was promoting his his new talk. Show yeah music clown still very good friend of mine so like five years ago. Are we shot nine episodes of the show called man about four guys who are newly single divorced or widowed or whatever and and it lasted they aired three episodes and called it off it was it was a tough timeslot. We were on after home at your mother. Ratings had to meet a certain benchmark right and when that ended I was Kinda like well that sucks because it was a really fun show with really good guys and my manager and producing partner said what's your dream now. If you could create your own show instead of being in somebody else's. What would it look like? I was like well. Look you know my first love is making people laugh and I like kind of uplifting or at least comedies that make you feel like you know the characters right and in some ways like even patriotic comedies not political the patriotic make you go like yeah we live in an amazing place well yeah yeah and I was thinking about way back in the day head of the class or or perfect strangers. I don't know that either of those would hold up today but then the Dow W Bartok in Boston good fresh prints right like I know nobody who lives in a mansion in Bel Air and yet you watch that show for a half hour week and you felt like you were part part of that family definitely like what's the more adult version of that where it's a little more edgy and I thought okay the teaching thing is cool because you can have a group of students around you and go in any direction. I live here in New York so so selfishly I wanted it to be in Newark Story also New York stories are automatically patriotic because our city looks like the rest of the country every if you took everyone from the country right put them in the city. It looks like that so this idea for I should I wanted to play on somebody who needed redemption. If you're automatically playing a good guy there's not very much for you. There's nowhere where to go yeah so he had to be like really down in the dumps and and doing something good and we thought all right we'll originally if he was going to teach remember those what are they called those pamphlets people people would hand out for like What is those classes you would take Utah sign up for classes but they're not real classes like take chocolate tasting class if you don't you know how to change your tire for three Wednesday's they have those now from lyles because we're not doing right here for you? Guys the idea was maybe it should be that and then we thought it would be we cool if there was something with a start and finish not just like two or three class so he gravitated towards the idea of a civics class or what not to citizenship class so I play this guy who gets fired tired from being a city councilman. He was the youngest ever elected New York City Councilman fifteen years he served and did nothing like he had a heart gold when he started and very quickly it was like wait as a councilman. I get get free knicks tickets. That's not allowed like I don't care but I can give remixed that's the guy parties his fifteen years away and this video emerges of him on the Bq here in New York City highway draw walking drunk often tries to a cop and that was actually based on. I'm blanking on the name of this hockey player but in the nineties there's a hockey player who got pulled over for. Dui and he started telling the COP payment. You know who I am. Yeah I know who you are but you clearly have to take you in manner and he goes. I'll give you ten thousand dollars if you let me go and he's like Sir you can't. That's very illegal do that. You you know fun fun. Give you a hundred thousand dollars. Oh give you a million dollars. Finally he goes. I will give you one billion dollars. How drunk AH so my my co Creator Matt Murray Who's been on the good place in Brooklyn nine nine which shows like that's our? That's our opening scene. That's our in. We want to recreate that had an elevated even more and by the way this guy in real life like my character doesn't get. He doesn't spend any time in jail because he clearly doesn't have a billion dollars. It wasn't right right right so that's the setup and then he realizes he has no other job. Skills Post an ad on like a craigslist type website saying for fifty bucks an hour. I'll do whatever you want. People basically hire him to recreate his arrest. Video on facebook or Instagram does a bunch of degrading shed and then finally group of six immigrants were going through the citizenship application occasion process hire him and say look. We're an elected city councilman. You obviously know how to become a citizen help us navigate the process not knowing that he even less about right so so that's our end but like episode to about my character thinking that one of my students is a Hitman and being super excited about it so it's not the runner that sets up the pilot yeah yeah I was gonNA say extended description. It's like okay. There's no you have to ground it in the air right right right. Do you think it's weird. I saw like The New York Times article on. Do you think it's weird where you had to be. We like you have to go out and say it's not a political piece and it's like at I corps as you just read the description the short one. It's just a guy being a good person. Really you know without that all the other stuff but like it's a guy helping people through the process and it'd be like no this isn't political. It's just the person being yeah I get why I have to answer that because we live in a really polarizing climate but you know Avis shows the inception was five years ago when it wasn't quite so more right also immigration goes back to literally the country I bart and and the basis for for me if this show in order for the show to do well it has to replicate the thing I love about sports same thing I love about music and food which is what I love about comedy that can bring people together so you're crazy as uncle at Thanksgiving dinner you scream and shout at about politics. I want you to be able to watch this show with him because because this is not a show up all right not going to get in with the Herald and Kamar movies we experienced that were when that first movie especially came out two thousand four two thousand five and people like we don't know it's two asian-american guys stone or comedy and we all sort of thought we were younger than the executives and we kind of thought well for us. It's just a movie about two guys ah going on a journey which I think is relatable and we were right thankfully because of the fans yeah and I remember the second movie came out and it's a satire about Guantanamo Bay and that's also not political. It's a satire and we worked really hard to make sure that it was a satire in wasn't political journalist would ask the same thing while but it's about Guantanamo must be political. I ran into somebody who worked for the Bush administration the station right after the movie came out randomly and he goes hey man you're the guy from that Guantanamo movie and as I oh shit okay here we go. This is the moment of truth and I didn't WanNA prompt him and he goes that shit is hilarious. What everyone at the White House thinks it's funny and I was so shocked he goes? I can tell from your face that we're not supposed to think it's funny. I'm like no dude. You just approve me right right. We went to such great lengths because to me making people laugh is greater than anything polarizing so all of which is to say that's my litmus for the show to which is I just want want people to laugh yeah now. I was GONNA ask you. Let's when you die with. Do you want calpine can rely on on the tombstone. Would you want it to be like how the Kumar White House Sunnyside Yeah House. You're there so van Wilder Mahal so many things I think it seems like you wanted to Zeh like make people laugh. The the based deflection I can give you is that most most Hindus get cremated so I won't have no. I would say yeah yeah man. I think even more than making people laugh if some something about bringing people together through lavender 'cause I just love it and I love the the magic of that I saw Sauna Elton. John Show this summer and Elton John has been he's been doing this since way before we were born and he looked into this crowd and it was people you know obviously like seventy the eighty year olds and it went down to like little kids like these guys are they. All know these songs. They're enjoying it. Nobody cares what book you read or you voted for any of that in this concert they just care about music which is not to say that we all have our own strong political feelings obviously we should. That's a good thing but what I love about the art form of comedy. This is way too long to put on a tombstone. I'm Moretti really going after this is the problem made people laugh or even even more so I like self deprecating humor tried really hard I mean. I don't know if he's a failed because you've tried really hard done. You've done quite a good job what before voice our interview. We were talking about. How you like space last week? It was the headline there we were going crazy over and the rest of the world seemed to not even fucking care g easily. UFO Thune Yeah. Did you all this shit by by the way yeah. You probably happened way how the White House booking gates yeah. I know what you're doing. You're bunkers down there looking at fucking aliens I will say if I did have one question I would ask about area fifty one. It was just Kinda. WanNa know like I know they didn't confirm life but the headline. US Navy Confirms F. O.'s are real and everyone was like. Did you hear Aaron Carter as mad at his brother. Yeah we were sitting here. Literally screaming on radio listening to that was that was great so I asked this is definitely a humble brag about somebody else I know so so a letter ready mine Bobick for dozy works at Jpl in Pasadena and his old job was literally to drive the Mars rover. I did a show with him. I I hosted show for Discovery Channel for years ago and we became friends and he's like my Go-to guy text about any of this so there was another I think before this confirmation there was another another article like eight months ago. That was a very similar and I said what's the deal with this like am. I allowed to be excited and he said well. Everybody forgets that. UFO stands for unidentified flying object right it. It doesn't mean intelligent life but the article went on to say it was like they're using forms of propulsion that we've never seen before and technology. That's like you know not of this earth so it. It wasn't just like we don't know what that is. We don't know what it is and I. It excites me yeah. I think it's even more exciting as like the idea that that you know what tardy grades are now. Tell me which we look at us. Nobody was the reason I I didn't know until we don't know what the red zone anything earning more than what was the what was the show that Neil degrasse Tyson hosted on net flicks cosmos. It was the cosmos so he starts out. I watched with two friends who happen to be super stone and I was sober full disclosure to work the next morning but I'm space nerds or watching together and my jaw dropped it looks like a huge basically a bunch of elephants without trunks put together with a mouth and a bunch of legs and their microscopic and they can live anywhere so they can live in outer space. They can live under the most most extreme conditions so apparently you know people that launch spaceships go to great lengths to try to make sure that they're like we don't contaminate places that that this perform could could land in like and be but that kind of stuff fascinates me even more by the way the point of telling you that friends were high was that we all looked at this like it was it was crazy thing ever and they looked at me knowing that I wasn't high and like I promise you guys I know your highest shit right now but I am not and I'm doing says yeah ah I can tell the same feeling. I haven't put things like that of about like the or something called the drake equation which is the mathematical probability that there is life in the universe I and and how to calculate it and like there's probably life out there right. The idea whether it's intelligent enough to be here is like a huge question mark so I'm but also a cynic of like big any for profit media company I happen to work for a lot of them so I'm not trying to sit on them but they make their money through cliques and ad space ace right so not even defining reminding people that a UFO means it's just an object with the headline would be something else. It's like people to Click on it. Would you think of the Babolsar stuff was what was the bubbles I the Netflix special that he did it was called I think it was called but Ufo this guy claims that he he was given out secrets like I worked with aliens like under the Arctic with a fucking element that's not on earth and then like the FBI came after him and shit is he is a real. I think some of it has been debunked so easy to I believe like maybe none of it's true but like some things people are saying are very like interesting to say the least is coming after him. He's like on the run now or some shit really really in assange type. Watch it because I but again I think people all with with space stuff with these crew true true crime docs. It's always it's an entertainment angry. People think it's Gospel well. They didn't tell you about this part of that part of the other part you know remember all that but yeah so sunnyside's is coming out. Van Wilder was an old people. That's another call I mean you're. You're you got two classic. See Your name. thank you. Thanks yeah we had We had a good time making them. Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder was like that was my first real movie and super nervous. I was also playing a guy named. I'm Tasha Hall which like you couldn't do anymore. Today's which was absurd I love it. I know it's problematic but at the time at a different time it was different time and when we started that movie because of a combination of like I can't believe this is I didn't go to fucking film school to play a guy named Taj Mahal and I was like that was on my mind but then also the script was so funny that I was nervous about that the in the Audition Ryan Ryan was awesome and he encouraged us to improvise the what ended up being Taj which is opening scene in the movie so we improvised a little through the audition. I ended up getting the part we improvised it when we shot it which the majority of my character stuff thanks to Ryan and I just remember thinking wow like like having a bigger part is so much cooler because you can do so much more with the comedy that's not even scripted and then that same first day of the shoot we shot. There's a scene where my character tries to have sex with this woman and that he's he's he's dating. She's way into him. He screws it up like the massage oil all that he's trying to use on her ignites slides off of our so my back catches on fire and I remember reading a script going. That's cool. I wonder how they're going to do that and then I get a call saying hey you have your prosthetic back fitting next week this is before we shot a single frame of the movie like Oh well. That's weird. I surely I'm like I'm not a stunt guy. They're not GonNa light me on fire right shop warehouse in L. A. and they they like lather you up with paper machine and then do a a silicone fake back. That's like thinner than your notepad ad right there by a lot way into the new pet colored light brown and then I show up on the day the entire crew is basically has matt outfits and I'm in boxers. I like I go into my trailer. There's literally one pair of boxers to socks and a thin robe and I'm like all right. I guess we're GONNA do now. Ivanka Ivana Brazil who who plays the woman she's naked in it so I'm feeling like I have almost nothing on then I look at her and each take they liked that prosthetic back on fire Comey Times you do all day Holy Holy and they stop it thirty seconds in no matter what the take looks like they stop it. They like douse the fire and then shoot ice cold water in between my real back in the prosthetic back the five so I'm done with this and then at the end of the day I'm thinking to myself why why is this the first day it's a sex scene. It's a stunt. None of us know each other like wouldn't this have I usually do at the end of the movie like especially for the chemistry of the scene with their rural and everything I pull aside one of the producers is what's the deal why did we do. We do this the first day because you really WanNa know. It's your first movie. It's going to be harsh was like yeah why because if I lose an actor I'm GonNa have to reshoot the whole movie. Just yeah like uh-huh okay good to know allie Byrne this guy alive at least gotta get a new one and it was actually I was so happy be he told me the truth. This is good to know I feel like I feel like they don't they don't teach that in film school yeah but man it was it was lake AAC if that that seamless for Ryan Reynolds he ain't put on that back though right he didn't have to write what I'm saying if it was if they asked me to do that now in fact the first heroin Kumar I you know for like six months before I was like working out and I had a trainer. It's like every cliche that you think of an actor actor and in this because I had trimmed my cubes and I'm naked and you see my ass. It's a whole thing the second movie there's a bottomless party and you you see our asses and we were like let's let's ask for stunt doubles assessed for body doubles. Can we do that. We can do that. Hey we're going to just can you guys hire doubles and we're shooting in the middle of Louisiana Louisiana so there aren't a lot of people that look like us so we show up a work that day I who is playing being the Kumar but double is the dark is dude. I have seen for miles really nice. Indian guy but like that ass us is so much darker than my relapse and I kind of thought for a second like should I should i. I was like no this is actually funnier and if I did it myself so yeah. I don't know that Ryan would let us back up. I WANNA go back and watch that specific CD pretty funny. So I mean we know what was the list we were talking for. You've worked with Ryan Reynolds Yeah. That's one word with three people who I think are just extraordinarily cool. Awesome People Reynolds Libya Wild Barack. Obama is the most important person for America. Come on serious answer the question okay. What are the three three options bridal Barack Obama live your wildest clear? They were all also because you kind of think in the in the case of of the former president it was even you know I had the chance to volunteer first campaign early on like early two thousand seven when there were I think twelve Republicans and Twelve Democrats Democrats in the primary was before the Iowa caucuses and nobody could pronounce his name. They're like a black dude with big years in a funny name right like Oh Hillary Clinton and John Edwards. We know who they are so his campaign I didn't I didn't know anything about politics. Campaign was pretty small. It was only a couple of hundred people and so you really got to know like him his senior staff and his family and then it's kind of surreal when when I had the chance to work at the White House there was a guy who had worked for President Bush and he said when you think of President Bush do you think of like Oh my God. That's the president of the United States or go yeah yeah. That's the guy I worked for. I was like Oh my God. That's the President United States. That's the guy who threw out that amazing first pitch at eleven and what about Obama when you see Obama. What do you think like I think I can't believe we're here? I think like I work for this guy who I talked to in Iowa now. We're here because yeah that's the difference when he worked for somebody early enough. It's like the perception of now you're running. The country and the shit got really really serious I that I think not to be super cheesy but we live in a democracy where like that's that's so unique to us like here's a guy who worked for President Bush start to finish and feels that way about his experience and looks at Obama and says. I can't believe that's that's the President Oh my God I experience since was exactly like his was for my candidate. It's like so many countries are dictatorships. Are there's like shadiness going on still at the core. There's that but now let's move onto Olivia Wilde ah so she is what was the movie She just directed Book Smart Amazing Yeah like She's gone from being an actor too and she's by the way really funny death dead. I always say her line about her when she was asked. What did he just lost so much weight and she said she doesn't work got? We just fucked like that's the funniest thing I heard. You didn't wait Kimmel or something. Do you know Kenya's a line I I didn't even know Kenyans sounded buffy. She's very very funny. I it's a power couple. I was this was years ago. It was like walking walking in the village kind of hung over and looking for food and ran into them and we all like eat together and I'm like why am I even eating with any other humans hung over and they spent the whole Brunch just making fun of how long over I would rather be sober and catch up with you guys later another time they're also and they're so great great and who's the Third Ryan it was just the cool who the cool Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively versus Tadeusz in Olympia wild in a in a cage match no-holds-barred who wins a fighting cage man. I was thinking of comedy cage man now fight now for this. I mean Ryan's GonNa Dominate but I feel like like alluvial wild. Today are going to be like they're gonNA. They're gonNA have like chemistry. They're going to be like Mexican. Wrestlers like flying around each other out out people who diffuse situations with jokes that have having to like yell and scream like me feel like you might get a little bit of that depends yeah yeah. I wanted to ask you more thing. We have really free free Chick-fil-a in the office. They need some because we saw this morning that like you don't have any money you did like like you did public services and Kumar. You may think you said you made enough money on how to live for five months for for five. You read that research yeah. I'm not a huge fan but I did but I we ate Burger King yesterday yeah look I grew up in in New Jersey class family that doesn't go away no the the Herald and Kamar thing. It's another thing they don't teach you in your first couple of movies. You're you don't get paid a ton of money. I think our our initial grow salary for that. Movie was seventy five thousand dollars and that and I was waiting waiting tables and working jobs at the time so I took the four or five months off to shoot the movie and then out of that money you keep roughly half. Maybe a little less than half after you pay you like your taxes your agent your manager. They'll get commission by the way nobody should like. I hope it doesn't sound like I'm whining because it was more of an eye opening thing to this and they don't dolt but a little bit. I feel bad actors because you get the the people think you have that it's like he'd made thirty million dollars this movie. It was kind of an happen if that is a lot of money but I would take fifty dollars but no and then you're left with basically after after you pay your rent for those months that you're gone on your you still ran on your apartment. It's a couple thousand bucks that are leftover and you kind of think. Oh well. That's crazy. What am I supposed to do because it's like you're getting work after that right and I didn't feel slighted aided by anybody? That's a contract I signed. I read the track. I knew it was up. The crazy thing was then trying to figure out how to pay rent for the subsequent months because starbucks wouldn't hire me because they're like Oh. You're in that new movie. You're going to be really distracting to customers. They're going to want what if somebody wants a picture that means you're not making as much coffee. We're not getting as much turnover out of you but ah starbucks yummy where people are gonNA come to that place no because just not like I mean at the time right so that was the crazy thing where I'm like. WHOA that's that's insane now now? You can't make money on the show on the movie that you basically did make that much money. On at the time yeah now the the tradeoff obviously it had gone star careers and whistle once it becomes a call classic classic. DVD's and downloads like no money. You don't get a percentage because he signed an option yes now if we did a fourth one. I would make sure they were getting our fair. Share that equity stuff man really appreciate coming through Sunnyside is the new show Thursday nights Thursday nights nine thirty Aussie. Thank you

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Living In The Post-Apocalyptic World, Beanie Babies, and You Can't Be A Big Brother

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Living In The Post-Apocalyptic World, Beanie Babies, and You Can't Be A Big Brother

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Go Tommy John Dot com slash. KFC and you get twenty percent off site-wide. Did you say this on the other day. This is just blew my mind and as we're talking about revolutions in evolutions and shit. Where did you say that we're living? In the post Apocalyptic World Center okay. So we're going to that here. I mean John Blew my brain rain shower like nobody. Nobody's ever had an original thought. Ever for the past fifty thousand years again accused the steer interesting so I wanted to be clear I just I I saw this on the air we were. I don't even know how it came up. Nikki was talk in something like me and John went onto he laser show on last Thursday and we said something about limited in the future after the apocalypse and John was like what we already. We already know you're talking about how humans are going to look galions because has the phones and they live now she said something. Like yeah like how we're GONNA look. In the post apocalyptic world jobs like we're already in the post apocalyptic world. What do you mean he's like? Yeah this is the dinosaurs planet and then it got wiped out and now there's a new species running the show. If you ask the dinosaurs we are the post monsoon. uh-huh watching Barstool gold. I just did the mind blown thing with my hands and my fingertips go to Barstool goal dot com slash Casey to watch in my mind actually blow on if you WANNA stare poco up. postbox gains aliens. That's I mean that's what I haven't said that. Smoothly once part post apocalyptic aliens. Oh he's got it Bam plus applicable agenda my by the way real quick the other day Shay did Peter Piper Peter out and talk. Show catch Peter Peter by beautiful peppers whereas if you're over weight and I was like fuck the. What is Youtube teaching you? What is going on we are the post apocalyptic aliens or species? Whatever I mean if we if a meteor hit right now and all of human life was wiped out and another type of creature took over that would be the post post vehicles? Yeah if you came you came up from below the bunker. You're one of the few people people survive. You'd like Oh shit some fucking stuff out there guys should. I ain't never seen right and like it used to be like I was GonNa say mobsters answers but there's animals that were running the show so they're just eaten and fucking and stuff. We came along and decided to do like science and buildings. And all that SORTA Shit. So what would come after us. Like like the post apocalyptic species that took over would view us to be as primitive as we think of dinosaurs the dinosaurs are just dopey dopey nope monsters are eating trees and each other and these next people like these fucking humans these idiots drink alcohol and fuck like what. A bunch of fucking primitive primitive beings record podcasts. Yeah probably yeah I mean I I think they like the the next level of people would be like Whatever they are Black Panther whatever you call conde? Yeah they got they got like the mutant powers. Yeah they're humans but they have forms crazy but I mean but think about that like like we went from gigantic monsters to like you know these little frail flesh in where we come from monkeys take curt schilling why because it just doesn't believe in evolution. You know our. Ai Forgot about that. He doesn't get that he's like what's his thing he's always was just like what am I come from. His things always like where why they're still monkeys here right. Yeah that's like a big like facebook posts like if monkeys. Why are there so monkeys split off divided among like we we were a monkey we turned into human sometimes like normal like if you watch a video of gorilla donkey? It's very obvious where the same there have been that way they walk and move and we are exactly what I I think a haircut to human if everybody wants Like let's say a zillion years from now. The Lebron James is the world like took over Like meeting wise. That's a different fucking creature. As far as I'm concerned if you compare like monkey bones human bones and my human abon still Lebron James's bones like this. There was a split evolution here you know so. It's like Oh yeah. Yeah Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I think they're just more evolved than we. Yeah I do wonder if other like if apes various much as humans vary you know how like is short. This guy's John's hot like it's you know there's a bunch. I was thinking even just like different species that different species but the different subsets within that like gorillas professional athlete and then we are blue footed. Blue Blue Boone's is wherever they are blue. Blue Butts sums over some of the other but some of their someone says a breeder monkeys. Don't I buy Yes. That's I guess. The idiot he's got an NASA babboons blue something about Boone's silverback gorillas silverbacks. Those like the ones. I'm saying. Animal nate the a chimpanzee. And there's all nick the split amongst actually asked among established And Yeah there's different sized people it really is not the same species brain walker right as evolution going on here and I don't know which ones ahead of which now but yeah I mean that blew my mind. I don't know what reminded me of ridiculous like a bunch of high people on a guess. I don't know this is Kinda remind me of thought I had the other day because I've I've The evolutions this is making me. Think of pregnancy crazy by the way to pregnancy. It's just grow. We grow people in people and we ship them out from what I was thinking about. I reached a stage in my life. Where like a lot of my friends are pregnant pregnant with that? So I've seen a lot in the last on unintentionally big it's a big demarcation in your life the first time you have a friend get pregnant on purpose wall my bloom. Yeah you really. Don't I'd say like oh I'm sorry what when you're when you're answer is not what are you going to do. What am I gonNA do? I'M GONNA name it building or Serie and nurture it EH NOT GONNA snuff it out embryonic stages okay. But I have seen over the last two years as I've seen a lot of pregnancy pictures stuff like that and I think the pose is so fucking funny to me when they hold the belly every single time they hold old the belly I thought like Samantha between the last picture you posted in this one. All you've done is drink. Budweiser heavies like. I had a pretty good feeling. It was a fun. It's almost like I'm not fat just pregnant but I get it. I know won't picture if you if a pregnant girl just had her arms at her aside again. If you're watching gold she would look ridiculous. I'm not even talking about pregnancy photos as me like photos while pregnant only professional. No I'm saying if you were just standing. Yeah I have a pregnant person I take all the time without holding my belly and you look at that time you like. I'm just like or you. Just put your literally just your fingertips in your pocket. That was weird like that was a weird one but most of the time I just take a picture was up one hand one hand up the I think the picture with started rubbing the cup in my son. I was just doing a second like you should do it. Like a running back receiving the football frame. Your belly framed picture. Tiffany you doing. Why why are you the Cup holder thinks he was a fucker? Baby GonNa fall alledged holding it when the husband or the guy will like touch it too. That's weird it says the beginning I mean 'cause you don't lie it's just fucking weird. I heard like hey take this picture and the girls like well. I looked at my absolute fucking worse right now. No you're glowing Anglo attention to the fact that I am there's a fucking fucking human jesting inside of my body but I know that my stomach area is one of the worst features of mine but he's versus whatever it is we only do sorry. Hold up like you're very heavy weekend really pushing it out right now you are you. Are you know what you're you're you're you're allowed to announce it now. That's how it's been three months. I got it pregnancies. No thing that like if you really break it down down sounds alien insurance like you know like I inserted something inside of you. And now there's creature growing he'd be like that's the plot of a horror film. It was the movie where POPs out total recall alien alien. Yes the moment the belly. Yeah Yeah I mean it doesn't quite ripped through your belly but basically parody in space balls right right right right yeah. That's a great one. Yeah it's all weird all the a big baller. I think it was Chrissy. Teigen who tweeted about she was like I'm busy turning food into a human a pregnant woman. Eat until a human rose. What do you think John Legend? Sex Life I mean other than the fact that it wasn't me this year thing I'm okay with it you know. It's one of those things. He's obviously thanks. I think they they given the obvious obvious like you know if you're still sitting here arguing that he's not the best looking person you know we are. We are far beyond that. Yeah I mean I think I think he's very funny I think and he's obviously incredibly talented. He's a cool guy. I think I think Barbara Corcoran Barbara. Who Barbara Corcoran Shark tank? Yeah Yeah like like muscles and strong jaw alike. That's what's historically sexy. I agree all right. But here's the thing I'm GonNa. I'm I'm not going to change that right now. 'cause sexiest man alive should be guide. Girls want to have sex with and I think he check box. I think that's one of the boxes. He doesn't really check. Really you think guy who can serenade and sing and like I guess I wasn't on for all of you to somebody there. She's fucked isn't it like if he was singing to you. Isn't it just like you know he doesn't need to be involved with specifically me if I think John if you sound him I think if you see John I think girls John Legend on stage they want. Yeah I almost do they. I guess does anything honesty. They also don't know if he's like five foot three or something I take it back. I know he looks like Arthur like the joke show. He says if he's like really I just think that he's like confident. Super talented. Like seems like witty and all that shit like if if a girl it'd be so down with a girl like sixteen to. Yeah that's what I mean. It's like I think he's a good w went dependent almost like impressive now. And it's like if Christie when she was like a new supermodel on the scene was like I need to fuck this guy pretty. They got sex appeal. Yeah that's true like now and it is. It's almost gotten like political in ways with because he's like so outspoken about his causes and shit. But I'm I'm pretty sure if you strip that down girl. John Legend. Yeah you don't think so. I don't think I think enough guy girls want to but you call them. I'm like the sexiest in the world. To beat out other musicians who are just like better looking like I think every musician yeah wanted talent it turns a lot of women on basically. We're taking the beauty pageant and we're turning it into also like an intelligent. How are you how with men in that kind of matters more like I think girls you told me when they do the sexiest girl alive? And it's not just a fucking dime with perfect body and like this is stupid but girls are attracted to guys a lot of times because of the x factor stuff like when it was blake. Shelton I was like I don't think he has the same. Sex Appeals as like as John Legend. Yeah like his. It's like a country singer is not GonNa do it for me as much as an rn. Be like you know he can like. Oh I think girls love their country singers. 'cause they at least have the the And what do you call it the appearance. You know it's it's a PR company generated appearance. But they have the appearance of. What a man as Jonah talk about that and I'm like aardvark? I Guess I've actually talked myself out of this now but it's just a stupid thing at this point it should just be Brad Pitt. Until dies his until he's fucking. I wholeheartedly agree with that. He he's on the cover of like or last month. I think this is Jesus Christ right fucking ridiculous for the rest of every age like he did it when he was young. He did it when I was doing. When he's old he he just knows how to do? You see that the Adam Sandler thing I oh I did. That was very cool. I mean the Adam Sandler. There's only one person in the world who like can take complement less and be more awkward. And that's is John like if you were telling a story about when John did something to cool. Yeah Yeah Okay. Yeah Adam Sandler was waiting that story to be over the whole time. He's a yeah. Okay maybe I don't know. Is that how went down. I guess so. Yeah next next fucking topic Brad. But if you don't know what he There was one teacher one professor acting professor as you want to say I want you to. Because it's New York. Who said like Yo do you do not have the chops for this? Just quit now when you think about it. You're acting professor of your professor. If anything like some kids are smart some kids are dumb and you just let them go on their way like actively be like listened. Kid You're never gonNA be like an engineer or whatever it's like you just let them try to figure it out to be so bad or in your mind so bad that you have to actively stop them you basting your time. It's a heroic teacher. I think well I mean he's he's more those but you need ones. We better radar. Apparently because Adam sandlers with four hundred million dollars so I mean you could make the argument that that nobody has ever been more wrong about anything if you were professional acting coach or teacher whatever this guy is an Adam Sandler was doing his stupid baby. Voice I mean like me for not realizing that he was gonna go on to write and collaborate and but they're also I mean like at at the time of like Jim Carey and Adam Sandler and dumb and dumber humor played so I can understand thinking that he wasn't like some Thespian onstage. Like evoking the crowd is like in tears but He was wrong. Adam Sandler he ran into this. This teacher like zillion years later after a super successful and he introduced him to his friends and rather than being like. Hey this is the one guy who told me I fucking sock. He said this is the one professor who bought me a beer. Soft South Guy because he took him out and said sit him down your moment. She's sucks but that's probably why you become a three hundred and forty million dollar man the just like that like like outlook and he's not spiteful he's not pettis not an asshole like it was Ye said all people in all the world who have figured out the most. He's the one Adam Sandler might that'd be number one Adam Sandler once every ten years does a movie to say I can still. Hey just so you know. I'm a fucking great actor. And then he says I'll go do a Jennifer Aniston movie for ceiling with Jeff with On netflix that will film in the grid. Yeah we'll do genesee Waynesville Brooklyn Decker in the mix so come. He's not gonNA spend a dime of it. 'cause I saw tweeted said. He looks like he always addresses. Like he's from Manchester New Hampshire. And the truest fucking tweet. I'd ever seen in my life. And that's just what he does. He's like he's he's the he's The fucking smartest guy I'm gonNA. Why would I want to wear? I'M GONNA fill in the movies. I WANNA film and just every once in a while when you guys start getting a little little chirpy about my bad movies dropping Oscar on you and then I'm GonNa go back to my do Oskar no but I knew. Yeah the new one because like people say Click and there was other rain over me. punchdrunk loves those really just like good movies at graded but I think this one might be the one that is really good. Yeah because a lot of them were still like romantically involved. Something like this. One is like a total departure. He's like some fucking under undrained over me. I think he was a homeless guy was he. Yeah I love the idea that thank you just just flex just slightly Salaam. I believe he's a homeless guy who formerly great musician. Weird closer is can you think of Adam. Sandler's wife wife. Yeah no no right. I mean I looked up. I'm like I don't think I've ever seen this woman in my whole fucking life. I mean. Clearly she's at a red carpet with them. It's Heidemarie but like lever gun to my head. I have no idea what her name is. which is I mean I guess our Bruneta Blonde Brunette Brunette could guest Brunette? I mean J- Jackie Sandler the woman. That's crazy though. I mean that's the way that's probably the way to do it too. It's like just kept family. Private made his money did his thing and he wears shorts everywhere. It would be Adam Sandler into the Internet would be a great one. I would say. Probably see him awkwardly like just like. Oh Gee I I. I don't know I guess like basketball chief boy. What are we got voicemails? No uh-huh guest today. Just US two in making money story for you that you could come up with ideas and make money talk about it. Speaking of making money the segment is brought to you by OMA stakes out. Got It okay. I'm going to tell you so when you bang on the desk. They they love it. They don't like it so side I saw so. You're popping two mikes like crazy. I don't care I'm Gonna I'm GonNa tell you something. 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So I can buy more Omaha steaks John. I got an uber this weekend. I was home Boston. I went to a charity event. I don't really care Afra charity events but went to one why because everybody likes smell their own farts they can. Everyone just thinks fucking I have fun. I found my friends but the the air around charity events is very a vigil you know. I'm a philanthropist. And Give Doc in twenty thousand dollars you you bought a hundred dollar ticket to a place that's going to have freed alcohol and orders. You'RE GONNA you're GonNa you basically ball of yourself groupon for a night out all donated so not causing the money but you didn't like Trojan horse you're drinking and eating. Yeah it's not the it's not that big a deal unless you're like unless you're just like behind the scenes cutting like one hundred thousand dollar check to schools or whatever if you're at this event like walking around buying tickets you're not that important you're not that rich and famous you know whatever. It's a good cause for sure. Whatever but you not that important not that important and it's just kind of irks me and I don't care for it but anyway on Sunday I went to see the good liar which I three a tremendously enjoyable film in the call and Helen Mirren? Do they know that. There's a couple of fuck. I don't think they thought that. In those aspects she won't give it doesn't seem to into it. They've been on a dating website and they're they're they're good liar but anyway I saw Lubar to go see the movie and get in the Uber and my guys got a beanie. Lean baby like glued to his dashboard and I was like Oh shit I used to have that one and the beat was slumped over on the chest and I said a heart picked it up and it was peace sign. It was a new survey same thing. Yeah and he said he said the BB The beanie King in Massachusetts and I kinda just chuckled. Because I wanted to end the conversation because I made the mistake of talking. I can't believe or even going on this right. Yeah Yeah and then that was supposed to be worried ended that he was not invited so he goes no serious and at that point I they had to participate again. Like what do you mean and participate. Because he ended up being a really great guy Mubarak I believe name was and this is Joe. Ub Be A. R. I.. Bar Be Mad at the best way to say that but he He told me that he was the beanie Massachusetts. He had six stores at one point and he was like I was like Oh do in that case I bought like probably ought to be any of US knew. He told me to put his kids to college. But I was like well. I mean gene kind of stinks now right here we are driving me. Yeah and he was like Oh no no no no oh. He's like why I enjoy doing this. You know it's nice to stay active height he got out at the height of the beanie. Beanie baby grazed as big money and he said he was was he was like he's like the whole time I was wondering like when's IT GONNA end. Because I couldn't believe stupid. People thought they were actual investments. He's like people come into the store they buy a five thousand dollar Elev- stuffed toy elephant and dark blue on. I forget what his name he hadn't peanuts maybe make sense and he was like he's like this is an investment for my children's future stupid idiot but five that that's an investment for my children. It is so crazy to me. The Way People's brains works where it was like he was also continuing to laugh at people on E. Bay's like that's that'd be like ebay asking for two thousand dollars for one today. What are you nuts over? But the is like he's about how you would go to conventions by this fifteen hundred thinking he could sell it for that and all this stuff. Yeah to me that strikes me as such an exhausting way to live where it's just like it's almost like you're always scamming. Yeah but I think that's part of it but I think it's also that's just how your brain I I was. I was talking with this with some friends. They well yeah like. Isn't it like exhausting to think of new things to talk about every day. Nicely in my brain works I just wake up right. Yeah Shit is fucking. He's I guess that's the way that like his brain works. I like to get up and go yell. I can't imagine themselves like really. I my do all that shit but I kind of did it with sneakers for a little bit when I when I saw like that I could buy a pair here like this guy is like like you find someone at Ebay Beige like. I don't have room in my apartment so I'm just getting rid of them. Like I know that I can flip that. It was talking about hundreds of bucks so it wasn't even like the money didn't matter to me but I liked the idea of like scheming scheming and scamming and like hustle in it. So if you're doing that to the tune of thousands I could see that like I I get that I don't know if I'd ever go to like a convention and chilling right but it's just so much work yeah again. It's just the way this is what I do. I sell the people I like. I'll get my rocks and I get my rocks off by it's funny. You're you're selling the people though. You're selling the people but I'm not I. It's not like the the scheming aspect of it where it a scheming sounds like weird. Because I'm not accusing you being area. Certainly right there is the hustle is a better way to call it but just this is so this is creating something to create things to create laughter. I'd like to create fun to create shirts awesome. Yeah no I like creating things. If it was up to me that I had to go sell them. SHORTSTOP GIMME It's I'm just like I'm not doing that. I'm I'm an ideas guy. I'm not that we have proof that we know fucking starting man. You're the beanie baby. Craze was was a wild wild one man I mean that was like I forgot. We were on camera someone. Just pick your nose not picking up a piece of chocolate needed from what that is picked up a piece of chocolate. How old do you think it could be probably from the chocolate bar? Just say Oh. I'm not sure probably I was just like if I was a betting. Man I would say chocolate party on the. I found this box. Here it come from these have been back here for a while those. Do not eat that. While you're while you're recording you will not be able to talk for like fifteen minutes Numata fucker. I'm GONNA the Solo. Part of the show begins now. How the beanie babies were like? If I had a kid at the height of beanie babies I would have slaughtered them and kill them. I mean my dad miss flights international flights. He was Montreal for work once and I was like Yo they got this this year. The Canadian get like six stores. I mean I would kill my kill. My Kid I was at. I went around to the other today. The sneaker place and there was this kid like a teenager and his parents were just sitting in the corner and they clearly were just like there to shop like led him shop and he was just like grabbing every supreme sweatshirt and site and I was just like man I would. I would slaughter my children do. That's what I brother was for a while. My brother your brother at least like like there was some value in it you know. He knows he's talking about. He worked there for a while. This was just saying when he was thirteen. Yeah Yeah maybe that's why you do it. Here's my brother like lived abode. He's like like bode as mascot. He got the job there right. He did eventually job. They're going where parents were released. Thirteen buying one day. Yeah summer the job here yeah. It wasn't a summer job. He went to northeastern but Say I I saw someone say wants wants that the beanie babies are always with spider eggs. And there've about that and they start hatching. Who is like imagine that? Imagine like looking at my collection. VINER's crawling out. My my little sister used to baby-sit these these kids and Sometimes bring into the house and my mom would be like. Oh we have this like I mean we have a coffin of beanie it is. It's like to hugh long plastic bins just stuffed to the brim. Babies and these kids would just like our kitchen has very high ceilings and so like they would try and throw them up at the skylights all just land on the like. Got Our cupboards and stuff like that. I'm just sitting there like you told me in. Nineteen Ninety four that you'd be spending thousands of dollars on things that are going to land on the cupboard. We don't even get that we're never going to get them again. It would be really disheartening. They probably have on top of our cupboards and our kitchen. Now because of those kids you probably Dr Seventy. He probably like ten thousand dollars. I never was in Manhattan but I never collected. My cousin did though and he had like He. They were ran on a huge. That is you know what that's the thing like. If I could time travel I would. I would invent one of those things. Forget about the vetting almanacs. Forget about technology. I wish I could go back in time and manipulate people to think that like XYZ pet rock bitch yeah right. I mean that was the scam ever. That's it just goes on his backyard. Put a rock box. Go Twenty Bucks. Here's a pet due to go back in time. Thought about this today. You know he's probably fucking bazillionaire. The Guy who manufacturers those little fucking bubble plastic things that toys and machine comes out of quarter machine. Yeah I there's someone out there who's like I got the patent on those bubbles. That's what the snap top and if you WANNA ever sell these little fucking toys you gotta come to me. Brilliant Guy who invented the pizza table label. The pizza was the best read. The table is kings. Let's just sit here and figure one of those out. Let's do it can't do that. We're not not strike you because thinking happens in conversation. Well we're fucking we've been conversating for fucking ten years. Nothing's coming out of it. Well you said sit here against us sit here I mean actually fucking things have come out of it we just haven't gotten. At is on sale to Walmart and buy a question before we get into buyer from barstool whereby wherever the fuck you. I don't give a shit if you could be any superstar athlete in any sport. But you couldn't have sex. Would you do it. No what's the point of being a fucking superstar. You can't Fuck Doc yes absolutely just to be rich and live life. I mean it just like I don't even care about the money station. Yeah I think I would just like to be. I would like you know I always think I like we. We will never be this level of fame or importance. I like to be rich enough or famous enough to where I can do. Something Nice for a kid and he gives you the great goal to aspire to. Yeah like like I have to be like. Oh I like John File Kid. You can fucking working Brian and beat. What about that kid who always gets are autographs on our pictures that will oh guy matt either kid enough kidding you like roll like sub ten? Okay you need to be right now get the fuck fuck. Dad's freighter danger. Yeah what is it. There's there's not in the line of work really where children look up to. You know be like wow. That's my God that's John John Goes. I love John. Here's an autograph kid. Keeps working your dreams and if I was a star athlete whether or not I fucked I could do that I. I think that's a very nice thing to do. I got a bad feeling that you're never going to be that guy gravy. I'm never going to be that guy I know I'm never going to be that guy I will never. I'll never be the person and I WANNA be. Yeah no I mean. That's that's a tough realization. When you when you when you figure that out never going to be the person you wanted to like everybody almost almost everybody except for like Lebron? James goes through that really. John Really wants to do this because remember. You tried to be a big brother. He'd tried to sign up for that kid. You have those thoughts go to these charity events. They they told me no thing. I is the most underrated Casey radio never told it. No I don't I don't think so. You know it though right just told it really hang around the office getting paid. Do do tell okay so I wanted to. This is the most underrated storyline literally. And one of the funniest things. fucking ever caves. Radio radio is brought to you by quip. Quip is the electric toothbrush an electric toothbrush. It's the FLOSS and brush head company. It's a whole thing toothbrush. Get everything you need to make. Sure you got cleaned pearly white teeth from this company they deliver it all in such a way. They make idiot proof so like the toothbrush. You know exactly how long to brush because it vibrates impulsive. When you're supposed to move it and change it the floss and I actually like this? 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And we also do it in my pocket pocket go to get crypt dot com slash. Casey G. T. Q. U. I. P. dot com slash. KFC Twenty Five Bucks and you get your first refill for free. That's get quipped dot com slash game. No hands you got no hands episode Sir Goal. By the way you should watch dot com slash case kickoff. Kansas safe she ks you Okay so the year is two years ago whatever year that was God the problems like a real pro. If you said to me like I the story but I don't remember when it was if you were like the year was two thousand and ten and it's like yeah man like your fucking idiot. You're a kid yourself you don't what you're doing by two years ago. You had created Saturdays for the boys. Raise the PODCAST is cooking your the elder statesmen at Barstool Sports. A major media company. Now you're you're twenty nine or twenty eight at that. Appoint I guess by Twenty Eight Twenty eight twenty nine years ago almost thirty years and you go to this charity and you say what I so I I just wanted to. I forget what it was. It was not big brother. If I honestly forget the name. It was a big brother Type Organization in Brooklyn and they have an incredible double success rate of taking the inner city. Kids who've not from great homes things like that and you spend Saturdays with them and do you just Kinda hang out. You just do the homework stuff like that. I mean just the fucking synergy of Saturday's or for the boys is right there to the and I decided I I really wanted to be a part of it. And in retrospect as good that I wasn't because really something I couldn't really commit to just like I don't know we we work weekends. I go out on Friday nights. There's there's a lot of you would lose interest in this immediately or there are a lot of times this kid probably would it be the organization. Ah No blaming this gun but so I I reached out. I really wanted to be involved. I wanted to a kid. I wanted to help them out and I think I I joke but I think it would have been pretty good. I think it'd be a good guy to be around. Yeah probably told no thing they wanted to do. I think I'm GonNa make an excuse. He's for myself. I think because the here we go the pride of this Organization is the Place College placement like like something like ninety seven. Percents of these kids end up going for your colleges right and I did not graduate from college so that then Google with me and saw everything I've done for the last ten years. Yeah maybe I could be wrong. It's a combination. I mean this is a company somebody they have like. You said like a remarkably high success rate of putting people through college and that's because they have great mentors and weed out the ones that don't they are gonNA work they they they took one search my twitter history. Like he's GonNa Mason Rudolph. 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It'd be like Dallas play hide and seek and I'm like on the couch I wanNA watch fucking bubble guppies like okay like you just goes with the flow. We try to hype them up. Like hey you excited for school. Well no no screaming all right. I'm I'm kind of just like okay then. I don't know yeah that'd be that's my Mama says issues. I wasn't fighting with you or whatever I'm fucking care. I wasn't skipping college fucking to what was I missing you. Every time I missed didn't matter everything everything I did. Learn teaching read didn't matter but I still could learn to reinforce as as that advanced only ooh I only need Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday lessons shit about Monday lessons spins voicemails now are brought to you by movement I saw movement watch commercials man. Just like it's crazy. They just made watches and sunglasses something. That's been around forever. They just did it. In a sexier way in a more affordable way they just became a billion dollar company. I sit here on Mike. 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How absolutely the Adriatic and nonsensical and Asinine you are when it comes to like? You can't see both things at the same time. That's just stupid but the final statement is really the most egregious one of all the one that really offends me to my core. That makes me know that you are lesser than you are idiotic and of lesser value than other humans around me in this room saying there's no purpose like you have a problem with the way it looks or the way whatever fine but no purpose. I mean you're not even and you're not even you're not even watching the show unless you read in the show. Yeah the amount of character names that you forget that you won't when you're reading it. The plot details that you pick up on when you read it sometimes. Sometimes we'll things like if there's like a TV on in the background like it will tell you it's sometimes that plays into it like little things. How about game of thrones? You would have missed that fart per person. I didn't like that part but the only reason I know is that far noise and things like that the smallest details at actually make it so much better. I don't put it on for everything I'm not GonNa put it on for like comfort. TV watching a real everything. Yeah absolutely everything including unfortunately a lot of sports. Oh Yeah you can't you can't be your how to turn it off. Why did you did you commit? This is unlike during the world series on TBS inexplicably put it in the middle of the screen because they were like. No one's ever GONNA turn so I could even see the strike zone by bowed through it. That's crazy valid through it at his crazy. The only the time I'll turn it off is if it's not sinked upright like if it's too far ahead right. Oh sports is a disaster. It's not even close. I mean of course because how does that work someone sitting there typing with Joe Walk says in real time it's impossible alleyways type type but also up by biggest reason biggest but one of my biggest reasons for For the close captioning is one my inability to hear I should should hearing so I need to a gives my mind something to do so I don't ever have that desire to grab my phone because I'm fucking reading the evening uh-huh I'm reading it very quickly and still watching the TV and it's not like oh here's a little bit of a lull born conversationally. I'm watching TV. So I'm fucking watching TV. Maybe I'm never once been like. Hang on I gotTA rewind. Because I wasn't looking at that you know like a much more prone to hang on what she. Hey there I missed it And rewind to listen and I'm never reading the subtitles and being like hang on. Did he shoot him or not. I can't did did he in the face. I can't Ed tell 'cause I was reading. The bottom always know what is happening on the street and never once have I missed it you buffoon. You're not to be some goddamn chameleon with your eyes darting in different directions to figure this all out talking about one fucking screen here. Maybe if you're a fucking amax screen or something I don't know on regular TV. Your eyes can certainly soak it all in unless you are a fucking moron like you know what this kid doesn't want to read the how to read this. We listen to our podcast fully. It's too but we're smarter than you. You Idiot fucking illiterate. Illiterate Jealous Girlfriend dyslexia gas bitch. You know what I'm GonNa go watch you fucking. TV shows girlfriend. I'm GonNa read that those subtitles. Fuck Yo oh girl eighty. KFC fight. SUPER-PRODUCER B I Ago so I've been seeing this girl pretty casually for her couple months now Not Very intensely we once or twice a week knocking special So we were doing all Netflix and chill accident at my place relatively common almond occurrence You know sorry growing or whatever and afterwards just sort of get into the conversation of Appointed a movie. We were watching and how I noticed this and she didn't and the point being is that I noticed that because I was getting my Dick soft and watching what was on. TV pretty much. She thought it was absolutely out of line and rude that I could even pay attention to something. That's on the television while we were having thinks sex or about to be having sex. I responded being like wait. So you're telling me down on you you're not you know it just thinking about things looking at the TV whatever. It is absolutely not. It was sort of offended by you. Suck Dick Rowe. No no I mean. Listen if you're giving me such bad head that I'm like interested in TV show. That's on you know the reason why you're not doing that when I'm going down us because I'm just getting down in there. Brought my lunch Palo work town. And you can't think about anything. Other than the gushing ecstasy ecstasy. You're experiencing you give me your fucking lame toothy head. I was watching Netflix. Show I mean look. I'm a baby who will you. Did you put me in front of a TV. GonNa Watch. I'm just GONNA stare at it. You can do things to me. Why honestly it kind of is disrespectful? It definitely did that was saying very disrespect. It's like if I turn TV off. If I'm also really into this blowjob. Want to respect your aural skills also gonNa Watch it because they would use can't have it. Would you rather watch but the the thing. Is You have something visual to look at. It's not like there's nothing I would you rather girl suck on your Dick only the show and you're right and this is why she's mad. Yeah exactly you telling me. Look a Hobson Sean TV. I got a fucking some hair era era of hair bobbing up and down. It's actually perfect. You don't even like hops Shah you said it I know is you'd rather watch that I think exposing to vote in exploded on. TV is what's not exploded. mmg Of what you should do this. You gotta be like you gotta you gotta you gotTa like get her the TV. Somehow we are like one of those like closed circuit cameras. But I'll fucking I wanna see this alternate angle anyway because you say yeah. I'm just looking at the top of your head. If I could see like like a porn side of you suck my Dick. I'd watch that now. We're now see their ideas guys like ed set up a Tripod got a camera. It's not being broadcast anywheres. Just filtering back to the guests. Cross your blow job. I don't WANNA I don't WanNa try positive because I do not want to be in the Senate ups in such a way. You want to have like the camera moving around. I know I think I want a gopro hanging from your chest. Got It pointing at me. So under Dick shot the shot. I thought you want to face off giving me so you want like you're you're under carry. I would watch the shit out of that because you you see like this. I mean Mike Mike was a fucking visionary for a reason Bro Okay. He was the guy who was like. I'M GONNA there couple of ways as you can say the mortgage. Yeah Yeah. That's so true. He's got he's got his hand on a bunch of times three. I feel he was the first I would just like you. Know what that weird those weird like creases and your ass crack like. Yeah we can show that. Don't worry people watch it. I I feel like there was a point. Where porn directors for like you know and the guys wearing the fucking scuba suit snatching the man? You can't see anything. Don't even show the Dick. Asians are still pixel eating it and then the guys who are just like listen. You're going to have to see my ass. You really want to do this. The right way and things like people will watch. Yeah yeah no we'RE GONNA lose. Everyone know when when when social media changes something like twitter lose all their their subscriber. I know people will go on instagram. No matter what the changes whether these he's even got the things now where he's got virtually has got shots of Mike. He's doing well. He's got people working under under him now. He's not in the bill but also like I do. It's like there are like law lawyer's job out like toilet like lesser lawyers. I like like the guy you know you sign up for him. You get him when I see my gauge around the IT's he's they're taking to the rim job game over there. There's one guy. I don't think it's Mike who like. He's shaves everything obviously but it doesn't know when to stop. Yeah so it's like it's like a line of demarcation. He gets to like I think he goes until he's tired. He just shaves like shorts land. There's boxer like there's no reason to shave now you just get a bottle lake to. She's not licking your inner thigh. It doesn't mean waxed over there man but for something like you'd like it would be one thing if you did like full quad. What that would make more sense? But it's like half just like eighty four. NBA shortland John. The John Stockton goes like the wax flakes anyway. I don't even know what do you I think the girl has every right like internally to kind of be upset but you can't like this one of those two can't like pick a fight over. I think input honestly I was joking the beginning but honestly if she's given you about like some fucking Adriana Chatuchak head I really don't think Washington all I really don't think you would probably giving me me and if you give me something to listen to I will watch you suck my Dick. You gotta you gotta you gotTa stipulate all five. I said I can smell you. Give me head I I am not watching. What's on the TV the producer Cam the? Yeah I think I've turned on by it by like if we're like the almost like a dog you will always looking at the wall. She's like could you be so I can watch TV halyard again. Yeah with that. That's the difference. We met women. If I saw this happening I would never be like then you can both watch TV. You couldn't what if it only shift. She's on top that I've found that too. So do you spend this way so I want you to know about me. Not because I'm like offended about the sex. I'd be like well now. Now you're watching a show on on not only if you time exactly what's happening. Narrate can be closed captions. I also think that. TV is way less respectable than the view. You on your phone you grab your phone. I'm so disinterested in this stimulation that it doesn't even fuck can affect me. That's tough girl brings out her phone. I'm just killing myself Yeah I don't know it's a difference between men and women like I don't think we'd ever complain about that. 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And there's two guys that were sitting at people are then another guy that came up too quick background the other guy he's a homosexual actual guy and older guy and he's kind of aggressive towards other people and he goes up to these guys anybody's drink. He starts talking walking taking a bunch of times not a big jail. The two guys involved like thirty year olds adults. They get up after the situation. They leave the older guy. PAYS THEIR TAB. Life goes on about twenty minutes later. I'm cleaning one of the other guys from that. Group of two he comes comes down and causes meow saying allowing a Predator in the bars. I enjoy the biggest hassle ever live because I didn't tell them. This guy was creepy. I just wondering should I have told these two guys that this is a little weird or are they adults in a allowed to make their own decisions in life life. It's now the responsibility of the bartender. To point out everyone in a bar who's creepy. That'll be your whole fucking job. Are you supposed to sling drinks if the point out every creep in the bar bars are ninety percent creeps. If you're I think it's different guys. I think it visit was a woman. I think you have to say something guys down I got IT I. I'm an adult man talking to another adult man. I'll tell you what though. Yes but you better be fucking right like you can't run around accusing people being predators. What have I missed the credibility? Go guys always here. He's like but that's but you know if someone comes up to you and complains that you're leading the Predator running around the bars like if a if a guy like his pickup line line didn't land like he's not fucking Predator. No but I don't think that's what would draw someone to to say it. I I I do think has some responsibility in knowing who's in the bar and maybe they don't have to deal with. I don't know what kind of bar this was but like NATO bouncing. This guy's been Hansie's always here. I think the always. Here's the problem like the thing like if someone comes into the bar if you're touching people you're is problem is a problem but if someone's in the bar for the night and they're acting like a little weird and maybe it's off putting to you or you see like a couple of people are like you know That didn't work. I don't think you can run around and I don't like fucking level than anything I think I think you can kick them out. What do they are there for their bothering other patrons and they're ruining time that's what you're what you are as a bar? WHAT DOES VEGAS IN? What do you qualify bothering? If people do get away any like stays around doing no like leave me alone get making seat not like no things that I want to talk to you all right. What if he talks to a girl and she's like no way and he leaves and goes to another girl and he gets shut down by that girl and he just like goes on from girl to girl? I think it's if that makes someone out of a bar for striking out but you're not watching like saying like you observe this guy getting shutdown complaints for me. Yeah and like some complaints. I get that guy too much and then like I guess too much I think basically two combined you get the fuck Outta here. You're you're making it not a fun time. The regular people here I I. I'd be quick with the trigger will kick people out. We'll get the fuck out of your like John would have a bar bar the empty. Yeah this guy is trying to hit on girls get sloppy drunk. You're gone I think that's what people do they go to bars. They get drunk and they go yesterday afternoon in what he fell asleep at the bar he was like he was next to me and he's asleep and as out of your nap like you've never fallen on asleep somewhere. I should've semi home. The that's the difference is like we'll kick people out like we'll know that we deserve. It'd be kicked out a lot of time to right. playtime forced my own rule. I'm also not definitely not agree like I don't I don't talk to people. I'm I'm never. I saw that on on Friday Saturday where they look like a cartoon version of a drunk whereas every everything's disheveled all do all this stuff. I think I like pretty much. Keep it together. I look normal. I don't really slur that much. I don't think people have a barth. Their shirts untucked. Yeah Yeah you look like an idiot around here. I'm stone cold sober. I just have a good sense of fashion while the double. They're really not allowed. I'd seen this guy in the bathroom mm-hmm during this past game and he was like leave standing up. You're at all like leaning back. This is going to the point. Where like I was like? I don't know if this ship Easter mentally challenged. When you're so you're like so drunk you're our word it's like wow and then we got back to the bar and I was sitting there and probably five ten minutes or so and I just saw him fall asleep as ruining my experience because he was he gonNa Fuck and fall into me next? Get Him Outta here. So the girl blowing your deck is not going to distract you but the guy sleep next to us too much but it would distract me through those little would definitely be watching the TV. Let's get to our last voicemail We're going to give you the boot after this episode the same way you gotta go get your Thursday boots if you know them and you know them one of the same. They're good guys over there. They've been riding with us for the beginning. They've done our quality custom boots. And you can get your own. handcrafted boots sold it honest prices over Thursday boots dot com. So make sure you get yours for the fall and winter at Thursday boots dot dot com. Kf Seen by SPEC- so I live in an apartment building and it is the third night night and we'll go and my next door neighbor. Play Titanic movie followed by extremely loud porn three nights in a row one after the other three three all along on cost the people or should I hate them she turning the titanic is she you know. I think I'd be impressed. Are Know what it's about but I'm intrigued. That's been nine seventy watching. Titanic so much time. There's so much bugging diabetes titanic and then some sex mixed in like nine hours twenty minutes. I don't understand people who just do stuff like this. Since is it like. Why can someone else here you saw of these? Some of these apartments have been walls. But even even then Eric I i. I'm I'm very self conscious about. My point is my point. I keep it very low volume or headphones so you never hear every watch porn but TV. I'll only put law volumes. Headphones is a dangerous game though like I don't like noise cancelling headphones because I wanted to be completely unaware of my surroundings. Yeah Yeah Yeah I like if I if. I'm walking the streets of New York with noise cancelling headphones I feel like I'm like a bomb. Could be coming at me screaming and yelling and I would note sirens could be going. Cars could be weaving off the street right and I wouldn't even know 'cause I was just all canceled out. I got porn lasting in my headphones. I don't hear footsteps over here doors. You never know people are going to get we're gonNA catch you Yeah well I'll usually if it's a one in our house they all go one in one out. If I'm not locking the door US awesome. Sometimes you just straight up lock it and he's like so if someone's GonNa come in here and come in here and I'll I'll know at that. Point acts comes through the door God willing. I think I know you're not like into listening to your neighbors I am I would I would love to I. Listen On my neighbors. The other day my neighbors got in a fight. Boy This guy. They're all throw people and it just goes to show that like your mother Fox for the rest of your life. Once you're married these people I mean they gotta gotTa be retired now and the kids in the house. I don't know seventy and she was mad that he got her flowers for her birthday with having And you'll you'll appreciate this. She goes I don't like the smell of flowers. It reminds me of my father's funeral and he's like I'm sorry and she's like well it's not about just that it's about your lack of effort in your gift. Giving and he like comes back and they're just like an arms racist building up and eventually she goes. I'm sorry that my father died when I was eleven and I was like you are fucked dude like you are so fucked like if you get to the point where your girl is like. I'm sorry my dad died. That is a child. You are soaked. You've lost that that argument and you've lost the next like three months man. Just say sorry you got the flowers and fucking get another gift. It's almost like how does he not know that's the thing and that's where that's where it's always like. I see this with my mom and dad were. My mom will be laced so fucking off all of my dad. And I'm like Gosh pitch and then I see like what my dad did and I'm like God you're fucking stupid like these been married. Probably like forty years probably gets flowers every year and she probably like fucking stop doing it took her till she was like seventy. Just blow up. I have a confession. I get the headphones so you know what I get the head of the table Pop. Once you've said it now a bothers me all the time. It's not those ones that bothered me. It's a little like the a little light torches whatever works guys whatever works that's the end of the Alexa. Look at what you see her face. Komo TV I Eric a Art

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Newman Porsche 911 GT3 R

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Newman Porsche 911 GT3 R

"You're listening to castle car. CAST on podcast one. Uh well we uncover some footage of Paul Newman driving his. Gt three are nine. Eleven that I just purchased at Auction and crashing at road Atlanta. Yeah we didn't see that in in a violent crash but a crash. Yeah definite crash. Yeah so we have we we have that coming up and Trials trials and tribulations from me driving the highways and the byways of So cal I I'll tell you about that. Tommy John Tommy. John doesn't give an F they give three FS fabric fit and function proprietary fabrics. That perform like. Nothing you've ever worn before they have the no wedgie guarantee. I'm wearing mine right now. Comfortable stay put way spans luxurious soft feather light moisture wyking fabrics it's breathable no bunching or riding up. Eight eight is Once you wrote the Tommy John You don't go back to whatever you wore. I have not thrown away like I had like dixies. Calvin Klein midways. Is there like twenty two bucks a piece. 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I know one thing I've learned the one thing I've learned from working with people is when you tell them to organize stuff. They cannot do it they can do it to a certain point but you will still open that drawer in your pull out a whole bunch of stuff. That doesn't belong there. Yeah it's impossible but what happened. was I pulled out the top drawer the top-drawer in the bottom drawer like sort of connected. So I slid it open. I think I was talking to you on the phone. And I slit and the thing was. Chockablock chockablock filled rough electrical with like. LB's unions connector sleeves and whatever Own Metallic everything and they both came out in the whole thing just capsized on the other end of the phone that sound like an like like. I don't know something like an entire shelf shelf. Came crashing down on right and so I said to Matt Porcelain Punisher. I said tell the kids. Tell the a young boys that got young guys who work with me. Kevin and Brian. I said go into Rob's office going into that room. Tear it all out. I can't take it anymore. I can't take take it all out. Let's let's organize it. Let's figure it out. Let's let's Blah Blah so I said that last night so I showed up. You know showed up this morning running and I was like I want to see what kind of progress these guys are making on. This office One of them not working today I was Gonna say or do they sit in their eating sandwiches. Well tell me walked other guys say when I pulled up Kevin. O'Brien turned Eh. When I pulled up he was sitting in his truck eating Taco? It was like ten twenty right like My my argument is an employer errors relays a human being as have breakfast or not you know whatever it low. MCAT oil and the coffee off your whatever and then have lunch at noon. So it's hard to make a lot of progress on that office if you're in your truck eating Taco now. Now here's the thing. Nobody knows what my schedule is. I pop in popout pop in pop out. So you're rolling the dice but normally normally you're in good shape. Yeah I'm just saying when I pull up at ten eighteen and you're just sitting in your truck eating That says to me. Maybe this is something you engage in that to me says eating your breakfast Burrito your Taco in the morning at home home just cost you a Taco. Eat it at work you get paid for it. There's an element of that. So I know it's a new world order and you're not allowed to say like what the fuck moving or whatever anymore I would argue. It doesn't serve the person. Yeah it does make you question. Are you eating that talk on your time or my time but let me let me explain something to everybody. philosophically do not work the eye in the sky or the man or do not. Let me explain the fool's Errand Erin and then we'll get to a bunch of cool car stuff. Do not base your behavior on whether the boss man is pulling up or not. Just have a mode. Yeah you you know what I mean. Yeah because you you don't WanNa get into this motor. It's like worst boss. He just pulled out on the west side. Good I'm GONNA sit down that that's second. Serve you as an adult. It's not going to serve. I don't run my life that way. Like where's the boss. He's not around. Good I'm going to lay down like don't do that. Just work just work and then lunch you'll come and then you can eat if your day always starts with that fear factor of like what almost like. What am I going to get away with? Can I get away with right all level. Are you pulling up in the next ten minutes. She'll be eating my Taco or not like also when I come walking into that space you're supposed to be organizing amazing and it's doesn't look that much different than the day before. Have a little at wash over you now if you rolled up and he was eating the Taco Echo but then you went into the back room and it was forty percent done. There had been moving. There's been about eighty minutes. There'd been about an hour worth stuff had been shuffled around a little bit. Just there was no movement at that particular time leading attack. Oh well all right as czar delicious. Now I'm sure he was going to take fifteen minutes and Nita's Taco and then just take a fifteen minute lunch. Well Yeah Yeah. It is a weird time to be a boss. I'll tell you why because we're living in the era where people don't work or they don't like to work or you're not the boss of them. which is a weird time to be the boss? It was it was better back in the day. Not only could you you. If you're the boss you got to yell at all the men and have sex with all the women. It was an awesome kind of yeah now can do neither tight so we got a twelve newman car. Yes theoretically we got the Porsche nine eleven. Gt Three are which is also also nine nine three. I'm a little. I'm always a little commute and then nine nine six. It's it's like A. Hey this is a nine eleven. Gtri nep slash nine six six. I guess that means water cooled. I'm not sure water cooled. I mean you can see the headlights are a little different. Yeah why weird. Kidney Bean headlights but Water cooled three point six liter Four hundred plus horsepower. In yeah nine nine six but as you and I were talking is. Gt three I know they say nine eleven. Gt Three but poor guys know gt three but you know the auction auction listings right how they categorize it. Gt three yeah it's a GT. Three are and as I learned from wikipedia gi pedia. It looks like they made sixty two of those at the factory. Okay so it's a factory race car that they made sixty two two of and then I guess they spread around and We had ours was campaigned by Dick Barbour's team and Newman drove it. One time at road in Atlanta Petite Loam all I don't think the car finished You heard accident. I do believe in the description where you can go down and look at how many laps and how it finished and you know diaw and all that that stuff I think it's a transmission issue. What have you but anyway? Yeah okay. it's a cool piece in that if you're porsche worship guy for me one of the sort of Mason Dixon lines of do I like a Porsche. And even certain race cars is. Do they have the center. Lock not or do they have the lugs think about Porsche. especially hey if it's got the lugs you know it's early nine eleven or two nine fourteen six or nine fourteen or or fifty or three fifty six or whatever it is but if it's got that center lock it's an RS are It's nine thirty already five. It's a I don't know why the center line to me or the modern the modern days cars like the you know the five log is a little more more streetcars where Lockwood. GTS OR GT three or nine eleven turbo S.. So this has that which is cool. Let's this the factory cage and everything in it and and it's a it's a cool race piece and its a Neumann driven car. You know I wouldn't call holiday Newman car. But it's got his name on it because he drove it at Routed Landon that petite Amaafuza So it's a cool piece and and in the in the poor show world. We're now into the three porsches so we're starting to become a little bit of a Porsche family and it's it's nice. It's a little modern and it's it's a good looking car sir. You know at the end of the day these race cars should look good in some race cars. Just don't look that good. I don't know if Dick Barbara was running any other cars with similar livery at the time but I guess as we can dig into that a little bit but it's silver with blue and yellow stripes but you know I agree I first of all. Yeah it's three porsches now. Twelve Newman human cards. It's a GT three and any of the Porsche GT. Cars are always do well as far as values concerned and of course it's you know sixty two made as an are good and then you know of course. Yeah then there's the Big Barbara. The Paul Newman factor And it's kind of cool having his. Is this modern racing car now. In the collection of modern. Yeah twenty year old modern race. Car Max Patas Ninety laps at road Atlanta with an accident. So you're right The On the the accident the only reason I got with that is I was in Arizona at the pair Jackson opening night. Cala Event and and bumped into Peter Brock and Gail Brock and sat with them throughout the tonight and dinner and cocktails and Gail was. I showed her the car. And she's like I know this car and said she said where did it race I said Road Atlanta two thousand and she said I was there I saw newman run it. She goes on. I'm pretty sure there was a little accident. I don't think it was terrible but enough that just kind of end the race an accident. I think she said turn. Five maybe Maybe Chris can find picture. I don't know that there's anything out there but the well you know Newman did dr aggressively and and I don't know if it was newman driving with the crash. Just what we heard. Yes she I she said the Newman car she thought new and was driving. But you know again a while So he was pretty aggressive driver. I I know from making the dock that there were just a few races. I we had footage of him. Kind of dive live bombing. Turn one which is not. It doesn't really live in a bubble. It's kind of an aggressive driver. Moon everyone slows down down moves over and sets up and you see some daylight and you go. I'm going for it and like when you look at that. Long Beach Grand Prix footage. Where where he just dives into turn whatever off of the back straight There's no possible way. He was making that turn. He should've known a lot a lot better than to know that. There's never going to make that turn now. I know it's enticing when people slowdown and move over and sees part there's all this daylight but you I know you're not getting out the other side of it. Yeah that's a tough one. That's a tough one too because you're right a lot of times on the tracks somebody has to turn the next sky. The next guy that are all in the same line. And you're like just seems like there's an opening here I don't know why no insane slowing down moving over there's plenty of day. Yeah so We got that car rage brody. The yellow flag does is passing during the yellow. The we called it end and called into the mecum auction. Yeah and We bid on it and went for about a the hammer at one forty five sat on the phone. It got there fast. You know what people don't realize about these auctions is they get from zero to hundred thousand plus or million plus. They don't get there and five minutes. They they get there and forty five seconds. Yeah the whole thing was probably two minutes long that that maybe maybe because they slow down a little at the end when they try to milk it but they go all right. Let's start with fifty fifty any okay. Seventy five seventy five hundred okay. We're at one hundred. That's eight seconds. One hundred eight seconds. It moves quick and it was once it hit a hundred it was it was one fifteen one twenty one twenty five. I think it hit one thirty. And they asked us for one forty and we said one thirty five and he's like one thirty five accepted. I was yeah well we split we number and then yes we hammered at one. Forty five It felt like there was only one other bidder. Maybe in the beginning there there's a couple but once it hit that one hundred ten one hundred fifteen mark I think it was just Just two people just us on the phone and and some somebody else. It's a nice piece and I think it's the kind of thing you could drive at Rennes Sport. For sure it runs sport and then at some point when you could probably drive that thing for the Monterey historic so I mean it is twenty years old already. I think it it. It could do some Porsche Club of portion clubs things like dad but I don't know I could just drive it down to Bruce Miles Rodeo drive show I think it's kind of St Komo lights and stuff and you have some footage or the aftermath of of the Braga Newman racing racing suit. He's got out of the car. The reason contact although it was really his fault. There is the car the number fifteen contact with Lola. The banana the Banana Joe Restaurants and Casual Island Party Shamala. That's Lola Judd. got into the car. We've been talking about these guys these prototype tabby to make. Oh He's just not a lot of room you can answer the s the yeah the Good Vine Max Pat for either one of these cars to go the Newman's driving live in it on the inside. There's a prototype car outside not much of a hole there curb on the right. That Newman can't really move the. There's a lot of room. Well that's cool. Glad they fix it fix it. It's like hey man I look. Here's here's the problem. Everyone wants to pass. No one wants to get held up. I get it. I know that feeling of when somebody somebody when you're in a faster group and you're coming up on somebody and you know that every hundred feet you're behind this guy. Whoever is behind you is is coming right up on you or the person that's at front who's getting further away? So you have this crazy sense of urgency to like I gotTa get past. Is this person a gotTa get past. I had it coming here today because I was at one of those last night. She said I was yelling. The whole time I was talking about but you know like you guys know that feeling of the small street signal that leads to the big boulevard that you get onto once in a while and you're like this signal take so long to go this way. It's not like big intersection intersection. It's small street signal to big straight. Which means you have to wait for a long time? Yeah and it's fast right so which it should be. It should be much longer on the street right. Yeah but then you've got that person in front of you. There's the lead person then. There's the person the news like third second and then there's you and the person is second is leaving like thirty feet and you have this anxiety like hey man when this signal goes we gotta gotta go because you you drag it. Yeah we'RE NOT GONNA make it and then it's a super long. Yeah we're GONNA make it. They're going to make it but you five cars back are not gonNa make it I so I get that feeling of the guy in the Lola. Who's like I gotTa get around this guy but you can't do it on the asses where there's there's no room right? I've I've driven quite a number of laps or number of laps over at road Atlanta. I can tell you it soon as you get through that chicane just opens stop into the big sweeping over the hill. The big sweeping right and everything plenty of room Justa blow past him soon as you get through the ASS. Yeah I newman was what seventy five. And that. And that if that was two thousand two thousand eight at like eighty two ooh right been seventy five seventy four seventy five. Yeah Yeah 'cause you look good. Well that was got out of the car and he definitely had intention in his. Is You know the thing about that crash that we just saw was. It's not Newman's fault but you gotta be looking in those mirrors hall times and racists like that because guys are coming up fast and you just give give them room even when they even when they don't deserve the room even when it's on them even when they had no business pushing their nose into that corner. Yeah and you had the line you still just have to. You have to look in those mirrors and just move as he may even thought he was giving enough space as because he wasn't hugging the corner in the Middle Right. He knew that Lola was coming around or or he had passed. He saw it in his right side. And then I I don't I don't know maybe that maybe that guy just clearly thought Newman was going to go out further. But I would so I was leaving the house. I had this funny funny moment. I was hustling out this morning and I was like I gotta go to the new shop run around there and yell. Tell everyone what to do. And then I gotta run over here and run over the other shop and watch guys eating tacos and the truck and so and so forth and so I was kind of as I was leaving leaving my house I was like do I go to the signal. That's a long signal that no one's ever at and I literally drive through it. I just drive through or do I go to the other. Streep that's a longest signal but you you get straight shot to the to the You go straight shot to the freeway Blah Blah Blah and. I thought I'll just pick that signal because I've been timing it hitting it lately and it's been working and I start going down the street and there's a guy in a like a mini pick-up with a camper shell and it says like Mike. Dog Is my co pilot and I can clearly see this dog and and and this guy's just doing that move or he's just crawling down the street. Now my thing is I was yelling at you and the phone. That's going on the comedy store last night which is to everyone by all means. You're looking for an address or your disoriented or. You're not sure what I was yelling at what I was yelling at Matt about last night is I'm going to the comedy store. I on the marquee. Oh yes it's Adam Corolla that's my name on the marquee. I have timed it. I'm supposed to be on stage at nine fifteen. I timed it to pull up there air about eight nine minutes before nine. Fifteen from my house. I've wasted. I'm going down Sunset Boulevard. I'm crossing Laurel Aurel Canyon or crescent heights and we've stopped and the signal then turns green and we're not going anywhere. I'm in the Middle Lane and the reason we're not going being anywhere is the person at the lead of the Middle Lane has decided they wanted to turn right up Laura Canyon yeah except for. They're not in the right lane. What they're going to do with a red with a green light and and and it's the lead person they're going to wait until the the right lane completely clears out and everyone turns right and then they're gonNA turn right and they're gonNA block now? They're already blocking everyone there. Wait yes I I am four cars back and I'm honking because that person behind him won't home now. Anyone who knows that area knows that there's a small side side street about one hundred feet forward. Just here's my whole thing. You made a mistake. Why do we have to pay? We've all done it like you missed your turn. Good Hey hey good news traveler. There's a side street that's one hundred feet ahead of you. Yeah you you can go up that you you just turn right figured out make it. You're not everybody else so I'm honking and it was like what are you honking for. This guy stopped in the middle of the street. It's it's too bad. Nobody else between the chain of you and then figuring it out because at one point you're hawking and going go you're like five cars back he can't hear me it kind of hoping for the pay it forward kind of thing like rhyme honking than you in front of me Hawk and that Guy Hawks and then when five people honked than somebody really listen I have I have. I've seen people and done it. I have shamed people out of their maneuver and I've seen other people do it. The person behind him just lays on the horn and eventually the person goes fuck it and they just go straight. Yes you can shame them out of this decision by the way if I'm in that position when Hawk at me if I'm blocking you hawk and it'd be like you're right so I know him running late running late. I gotta run its other shop. I gotTA run over here. I got Blah Blah Blah and I get to the signal. That's the long signal. Yeah and I'm riding behind this guy like I've assessed as a little off off and he's just going like eleven miles an hour down the street and I'm doing that move. I'm filling him his his rear view up. I'm right behind him right by an Ryan. At some point he starts heading to the light. There's a car parked waiting at the light and then he stops fifty feet short of that car car parks it there and we're just there and I'm going okay. This light is going to change and then I cars going through. And then he's going to go. Why is he leaving this massive gap enrolling sitting there and we're parked and the lights the lights red and he's his front bumpers? Fifty feet away from the rear bumper of the car is supposed to be up on. And so I- toot on the horn. I I just give it to a wish. A clown car had a friendly horn sound. But I'll make it as quick as possible just to tot to stay. Yeah moving move it on up. His response is a fist that comes out of the window. Yeah that turns into a fuck you bird then we sit there then the light changes and because he now doesn't now he flipped me off off so he's self conscious about that. Yeah he then gets a slow start in hustles through and basically runs a red light and you get stuck and I gotta wait all right. My point is you're allowed to space out. You're allowed to text. You're allowed to check your Google ways your mapquest or whatever you want. When the person toots the horn behind you and you look up and you see nothing but real estate? Yeah then move forward. He'll what is the fuck you fuck you park. Mark Governor should know the difference between the the quick toot Horn they. Hey I'm just getting your attention. Honk versus the. You're being an Asshole Hawk. If if you're laying into it that's different. There's there's actually pay attention even if you lay into it. You're still still doing something wrong. Honking at you randomly by the way the scenario that I didn't want to happen played out perfectly actually i. It did not make it obvious third. You were second. The first car made it. You hustled throw and I did not so but I- fist into fuck. You know I like that. Got Your attention I with the FISA fest. And then he delivered his message. All right all right hold on. Let me tell you guys about Geico maybe rent. I don't know maybe rent your home. Maybe own your home either way. I bet there's a bunch of stuff you gotta do and it's hard work but you know what's easy it's bundling policies with GEICO. GEICO makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy is a good thing too because you're already you already already have so much to do around your home so just go to GEICO DOT COM and get a quote and see how much you could save. It's gyco easy visit. GEICO DOT com today. That's IT'S GEIKO DOT COM to bundle your home and auto insurance. Yeah so that was a that was pleasant. I'm always I'm always thinking about guys like that. Like what are you looking for out of life. How do you think life works like you fuck up royally somebody gives a light to like? Hey Man you're in your fucking up and your your attitude is fuck off that you must. That is your posture in life. Your posture in life is I showed go through life and if anyone tries to if a stranger says hey rich we want to make this signal right. Yeah by the way he he. He had fingers remorse. We've had it a million times where they go fuck you and then they go now. I'm going to have this dude parked behind behind me for the next fucking five minutes. This light like maybe he gets out of the car. Like yeah I- reflectively told this guy to fuck off but now I don't really want him staring at the back of my head so what this guy did is he did a dangerous maneuver where he fucking signal was read when he went through it because he didn't want me now dare hit the back of when Axel Foley so you can find them right right. He he ran through the light. And that's how you ditch the cops right so I don't know but but what how. How does this person navigate life? What is their thing? Well nobody's allowed to ever say anything to them like what happens when a cop says something or the IRS. Something their wife says something like everything. Just fuck off. He when you to the Horn Adam he does take a beat and notice. He's doing something wrong or you need to close the gap or whatever but he's still follows up with the F. U. is like I'm wrong but also F you I I will accept. Fu and movement was Fu and no movement. Meaning I must I must of of doing something wrong and I'm not doing anything about it. Well my my my favorite part of life is I need to be taught a lesson but I'm not sure sure with the less right. I love the You need to be taught a lesson. All right we went to the shelby premier. Yeah that was pretty awesome. Had A lot of the old dudes over there somebody had a funny winky dink. I was watching I the other day I just. I sat down with Pete Brock and talked about so much of the stuff We haven't aired it yet. But I got so much information at him and I wanted to watch that scene gene. Just that that stands where he invented that Daytona they took it to see bring and I took it that the tone on all the cool old pictures like that a- and had this picture from seabrook where just floodings this crazy? There was a black and white picture at night. Were all the water's just this coming down. She the rain to or something. Yeah and I paused it when I was watching us a God. That's an incredible picture. What an incredible the picture and then? I just paused and stared at it for a little bit. What an amazing black and white in a way? It was like one of those old pictures from Madison Madison Square Garden with the heavyweights the cigar. Smoke and the forties and raging bull and black and y could head that great. The Light Ring Lights there and you she the smoke like you. You couldn't do that anymore. I said what amazing picture and I stared at it for a while and then the next morning I woke up and somebody just tweeted me like hey. Did you see this picture. Come from and that's so weird because I've stopped and stared at it but I don't know where we got it. I gotTa talk to a native out about that picture but so many great images from back in the day and you could just never recreate it. They'd be black and white the rain. The cars are so different now. So on the driver's helmets that out that the firesuits or the BIB overalls or whatever just couldn't recreated created anymore you know the shelby premier was great many the shelby team. Yeah they're not just the grandkids the kids but of course Broccoli Accu. Yeah and many of the guys who worked on the cars drove the car still around. There were so young back then up on stage answering answering questions luke. Patially metoo moment of their But with nate we just had. Max Pat also nate. Shot me a email or whatever but up at ease like reviewed or something by like the black filmmakers association or something something something so Hopefully they'll be a little uppity momentum As well I think you guys tell me if this sounds right I think we're having we were having some issues streaming website. I think we got them fixed. I saw tweeter to nate answering a tweeter too. I think the streaming for uppity is up and running by time this airs. It's faxed obviously Blu Ray and DVD and all that is there and get your Shelby Blu Ray because we got some extras on their the reviews for for shelby of being crate. Great everyone seemed to really enjoy it. And and it's one of those one of those weird like gauging films is your premier like this or any movie and then after the movie there's always like a bunch of dudes in the bathroom and you know and it's always like four. Ferraris Ferrari like good movies like yeah but that wasn't right and this was a right. Whatever after the shelby premiered after the Q.? And A. and the and the cocktail hour. There's like five old dudes in the bathroom and I went in there. It didn't say anything and the guys like. Hey Bill I saw your car in the movie. Yeah look good. He's like yeah he goes man. He goes that that story about whatever this happening. This happening goes. I didn't even think anybody knew about that. It was really great to see in the film like it was just like appraised fast and I was like that's actually pretty career because there's always it's so easy to like nitpicking. Go Oh this was missing or that was inaccurate and there was a bunch of the guys going all that was great and it was accurate and in told the real story. So it's kind of a nice little compliment agreed for that film. So check it out or just. Watch it on netflixing. You get the blue right MILWAUKEE COMING UP I'M GONNA say this Friday or is it next right from today so yeah you you could see this Friday. That's the rules I've made or tried to make many times Mike August not down that but Max patterns down. Yeah Yeah Yeah this Friday. Well the only confusion comes with me is that I made this rural so many times. That's why that's why I hesitate. We talked off. therapath the pause hitting the pollen this station so this writer not today but this rider. 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RSVP at votes America Dr It to hear testimony from Dr Christine Busy Ford was coming together a separate set of allegations surfaced in a New Yorker article by Ronan Farrow Jane Mayer on Sunday this time so take a listen to an interview with Barack Obama why would they do that series finale you'll see it is the series finale understand leave yourself opening her face Democrats have called for a delay in the confirmation process to investigate the new allegations Republicans have said basically fuck off Mitch McConnell I'm a college classmate of Kavanagh's who says that he wants exposed himself to her at a party while they were students at Yale and caused her to touch his penis without her consent when he thrusted into well today called the whole thing a quote shameful smear campaign by the Democrats and vowed to hold an upper down vote on cavenaugh in the near future no matter what let's are within photo saying this is what Brad Kavanagh did when I was a student at Yale now the New Yorkers incredibly cautious com slash hbo live and Hopefully we'll see there maybe we'll go to the outback steakhouse that's in Glendale right after the show when Joey Story love it why do you think that Ronin Jane Mayer in The New Yorker thought the story was solid enough to run more the most salient edible finds Deborah Ramirez believable and finds the behavior consistent with the kind of behavior he saw from Brett Cavanaugh the kind of drinking and up Brett Kavanagh's claims however Two of the people in that statement our people that Deborah Ramirez alleges were involved at Yale when Brett Cavanaugh was nominated we're talking about these incidents and talking about his behavior at Yale Brett Kavanagh's freshman year roommate finds the story ago. Yeah that's why I want to see it I don't I it's not it will not help I don't want to see what happens when I eat it they can't see that okay it through and the fact is I wasn't there I can't tell you for sure what happened memory can be unreliable but if you're involved in trauma you're probably more likely to remember what happened has once more investigation to be done of this incident Republicans don't want that to happen their response when they heard about this incident was too fast forward the process and try to have been talking about the story for weeks and months before Dr Blazey Ford's allegations surfaced so one thing that is an absolute lie and easily provable the claims in their rebuttal that this didn't happen so there's a lot in here to backup Deborah Ramirez claim now a lot of Republicans have said but wait there's no winners and facts in the story too so what's in the story first of all there is a woman on the record Deborah Ramiro Deborah Ramirez on the record drinking and there were gaps in her memory nevertheless she makes this claim it is backed up by the fact that there was someone who had new at the time that Brad Kavanagh had been involved in this student who exposed himself to Ramirez an independently recalled many of the same exact details that Ramirez had told the New Yorker so you had hurry details she told the New Yorker and this other classmate who hadn't heard what she said and he said the exact same details to other classmates Richard Oh and Marquess Berg said they'd heard the story as well the New Yorker is so careful and look I I am outside of this process but I am Oh classmates emailing around about the story the minute that Brett Cavanaugh was nominated 'cause they'd all remember hearing it and classmate of Ramirez's on said another two there's no eyewitnesses there have been so many incredibly important stories over the past year where women come forward and say this is what happened to me that is corroborated by by and they just didn't have specific names attached to the story but they heard the story exactly like Ramirez recounted it yes and but the Republicans don't care about the facts they wanna rush the process I mean again just to go back to what is in this story like you said New Yorker found that Yale classmates very familiar with the Care Ronan takes reporting these stories and the care that the New Yorker takes reporting stories it was interesting the White House push back and and so let's investigate to the best of our ability in let's try to get to the facts because that serves both sides that served cavenaugh that serves the accusers fucking around he saw from Brett Cava and on top of that bread Kavanagh's lawyers gave a statement to the New Yorker extensively to back the incident that Deborah Ramirez remembered that brick Kavanagh's name was shot in the hallway describing what he had done it's also reported in the story that people wouldn't told him about the incident right after it happened he's in the story in the New Yorker story he said he is quote a hundred percent sure that he was told at the time the Cavanaugh was the Roger Reaction The the key for me is that Dr Blasi Ford's position is that she wants a more rigorous investigation she wants FBI step in she wants mark judge who crat he would do this regardless of party and that's it look Brad Kavanagh and his allies over and over again have said said listen to the people who knew me best then listen to what they said okay here's James Roache cavs roommate at the time of the alleged incident recall yeah definitely is it believable the cavanaugh was one of them yes that was his college roommate at the time so this like this it's amazing today how this agents and the work and provided the information to respect readers enough to say this is why we believe this is credible this is why we believe it is worth it for other people in that statement after the piece came out reach out to the New Yorker to say they didn't want their names associated with that statement because they could not back up with the first story now she wants Mark Judge who was there during during the first incident as described in highschool to be subpoenaed the Republicans won't let that happen Deborah Ramirez why is all of these Republicans saying this is an eleventh hour thing this was just made up after one allegation happened someone came for further no that is false that there yet aunt outcry at the time in which of course there are no other witnesses either because people are involved there was no one else there want us important that people are involved the people in the room at the time fleet of caveats they did ethical thing and they said th Deborah Ramirez was not comfortable from the jump to say that this is Brad Kavanagh she wants for you to know that this is out there that Senate Democrats are investigator investigating this and this woman is making this claim and I I just know on a personal level who laying out this credible allegation and all the the the the evidence that backs it up from the time and in the year since they also included very conservatively very care very well detailed in here yeah I mean Cavanaugh is he's not doesn't come off as credible scenario with Fox News where he still monopolize pants center he'd cavenaugh and his buddies and they were all egging him on so of course those people aren't going to testify to the story right Tommy what did you see witness who could actually shed some light on to this if pressed under oath if you look at his yearbook page the notion he claimed he's never been blacked out drunk he's never not remembered something from drinking it's all about like the hundred keg club in all these like drinking insinuations I'm not saying that means the allegations are true means that he's painting a picture of himself in this in so references the fact that she took several days before she felt certain in declaring was Brad Kavanagh because she was careful and they also referenced the fact that she had been this story even more than I think the Blue Ford story has sort of spiraled into this whole thing like Oh this allegation is over the top and they didn't have it but like it's egging Brad Kavanagh on one of them is the wife of somebody who was a alleged by Deborah Muros to as Ed Cavanaugh on and to how incredibly seriously ronin takes getting this right and I know also that he is not motivated by partisanship he's not motivated by politics he would do this if it were to be sure they did the ethical thing of of talking about the fact that she had been drinking talking about the fact that there were gaps in her memory they did the do doc Eric when Paul wrote a piece in the Washington Post that that that that made this point which is all the White House's push back against the New Yorker came from the New Yorker because in addition exactly it's like we've been saying since every time we talked about Brett Covet Brookhaven ah he has been caught lying about things that are so small you know like why not say in the sexual encounter with multiple men when he was young that his denials are just not true so there's this two step process that has gone on with with Brad Kavanagh one is by dint of partisanship whether it is sincere or cynical to not see the ways in which Brett cab and it's it's just not an accurate presentation of this person that we have seen repeatedly lie under oath to get out is not credible when compared to what people are saying what he wrote about himself at the time in your book and what his friends are saying it will time it's like we've been saying about the small thing I was just called him in the New Yorker piece being quote frequently incoherently drunk quote is it believable that she was alone with a Woolsey group guys who thought it was funny to sexually torment garlic debbie he was she dated Mark Judge and she said that Mark told her very different story about his days in college you know she told her once ashamed leave and incident of less serious situations than this yeah and if this were a series investigation they would call Marceca testify like you said the the woman who who talked about mark judge was Elizabeth Razors and claiming is a man of incredible integrity step to then use that integrity that is not based on evidence that's not based on his actions to to deny these allegations aw consistently dishonest and not seed around prior not Cedar about the judiciary not see it in the opening remarks he made when he was named by Donald Trump to not see it and deny it up to his talking points that Ali wanted a fair hearing an investigation but again with regard to Miss Blasi for Dr Ford they're not calling the one witness they're not subpoenaing the one taming other boys taking turns having sex with drug woman and of course as she said this has the New York's near Newark New Yorker story posted Mike Alava ninety also came out with claims medical staffer would have reacted in this instance if he was working against himself because when he worked for Ken Starr he wanted to force Bill Clinton to answer explicit I wildlife about that little thing and one of the other important pieces of news there's two others two big piece of news we haven't talked about from the New Yorker story one is that people who know me last week and in conversations with New Yorker expressed concern about its potential impact on cabinet nomination soon after Senate Republicans issued renewed calls to accelerate the is coming out yeah and the one thing that has been held constant throughout this whole thing is the Republican reaction and in fact it's actually gotten worse it's gotten worse sit personal sexual questions and we know he wrote a memo that it's their job to make his pattern of revolting behavior clear piece by painful peace if we interview the have you ever drank to the point where you blackout drunk into everything no never he says you're in a club called the tit and click clo- bright which Fox News did not timing of a committee vote so their response to hearing about a potential second allegation of sexual assault against Cana was to confirm him as fast as and now they're they're latest iteration is that this is a democratic smear and they want us to feel sympathy for Cavanaugh in for his family leaked out the Cavenaugh in a prep session at the White House New York Times is chasing this we know the Washington Post was chasing this the New Yorker was clearly chasing this and the committee the White House Cavenaugh seem they were clearly aware of it and terrified yeah you can tell too mark judge else it necessary to come out and say his claims about this not being possible or just not true mark judge talked about the fact that he lost his virginity in in further the big news in the New Yorker story is this passage quote senior Republican staffers also learned of the allegation these women who are coming forward these are people who went to school with Brad Kavanagh coming forward these aren't Democrats these aren't like some this isn't some democratic smear campaign that's easily probably that he's now representing a group of people including one who he described as a victim with quote credible information about Brad Kavanagh an mark judge who can corroborate allegations of sexual assault from their highschool days it's how you mentioned this they're making it all about Democrats and the Democrats were pain which is their way of getting out of saying these women are liars or they're they don't want to say house was deeply hurt by the accusations and refused answer them in a prep session in that that is understandable it is human but I do not feel any sympathy for him because we know how Brett Cavanaugh the avenue he's had that's going to happen the those people are going to come forward within a couple of days apparently so we'll see if that's a real thing but like all the stuff things so what they're saying instead is Democrats are making this up which is also an obvious live because these are women who are coming forward these are people who know the this alleged incident whereas Brett Canada a couple of friends who were all egging him on none of them had you know a a toy penis that they were shoving that in her face and then apparently break ed whalen went on twitter and he posted a libellous tweet storm where he that somehow relevant I mean I know it's hard to prove a negative but they're they're flailing around and if you want to do a real interview on Fox I mean leave your safe-space taken say in the fall of two during a book by your childhood friend Mark Judge as Barco Cavanaugh your drinking buddy pass people who knew you said that you got incoherently drunk afraid they'll have to withdraw him and said they need the time to replace him none of it really made sense but now we know they're regardless of their denials clearly multiple reporters have been chasing this have questions but the the does not look prepared to are you saying you were not persuaded by the defense offered by Ed whalen I I would like to talk about that for me awesome well you know we've been asking this rhetorical question for days what's important about Monday what's so important about Monday why are they rushing why are they rushing it we couldn't figure it out who is people that work in the Senate and Kavanagh's trying to come out and say the best defense they could muster is he produced calendars from his time in highschool is if and just another reason everyone should hate DC is that there are Orwellian sounding organizations like the ethics and Public Policy Center School Kid writes down illegal drinking and committed horrific acts at party and then he's also on Fox he said that he was a virgin in high school is a two things they don't want to say these women are liars out loud or they don't want to say it was a sexual assault but it happened so long ago so it doesn't really matter they don't want to say either of those asserted that another individual who looks like Brad Kavanagh was the one who committed this act that it was all a piece of mistaken identity and then he had to backtrack and take it down people that believe that someone like Brad Kavanagh can't lie to them to be told that we don't accept them at their word the other piece of this is it is amazing how quick a lot of doc in goes nuts. He's got his his his it was the one our man defense unplugging twenty-five tweets got floor plan he's been liable lawyer concerned intellectuals went to it's a smear not we need to hear from this woman we'd hear about the second allegation this reporting it's thin I'd not sure I can believe this chief of staff tweeted a everyone keep an eye on twitter page for God's sake so like these guys are lying about everything in there they are literally coordinating smear campaigns as clearly coordinated with Kavanagh's team at the White House and we know this because he clicked on Dr Ford's linked in page after the Washington Post called the White House for comment but before accused Democrats of doing the same thing it also shows you just like the the clubby elite nature of Washington DC that a lot of conservatives on a never trump far from the country club is it was as bad as it is stunning just how painful it is for a group conservatives to route they're saying I know Ed Whalen Ed whalen is serious lawyer he's a good mate lot of integrity and then the guy for are filled with some of the most unethical depraved partisan fucking humans in the planet and this guy just attack a random person calls him attempted rapist could nominate Amy Barrett today and get her confirmed hopefully by not hopefully then get her confirms interesting applying Brett Cavenaugh Standard Debris Cana- than we should figure out all of these allegations but they don't but they don't want to the Republicans are I if if anything they're digging in L. Just from the New Yorkers reporting that this was something the second breath Kavanagh's name was in the mix I corps people were talking about this that is how those names emerged busy spent the day looking on Zillow to dig up like schematics of an old house but this organization didn't even fire him they gave him like a leave of absence but terms meeting if he's voted down a pull nomination in the aftermath of interventions by the New Yorker and Avenue Adi would cause those same activists to throw up their hands and the most important goal for the conservative movement here is to fill the seat with a right wing judge there there's a whole list of other right wing judges they to Senate Democrats and to reporters chasing the story it is not a surprise that this information would bubble up is not a surprise by the way that it would become known to a group of two different people to reporters hearing which they did do it I for four two four two now the whole thing's a smear it's a character assassination let's get the vote it really did try they published her name so there's no way he could have known unless he got it from them and we also know the cabin on his aides were spreading the idea and calls capital abuse Orrin Hatch's Moron deputy but no it has to be a smear it's a smear by the Democrats as you said why do you think how did it get how did it go that quickly from we should hear her let's invite her to this commentators Fox News types your Hugh Hewitt Hugh Hewitt's immediately go to a smear it's it's quite revealing because neal gorsuch wasn't right wing drifters who just WanNa play the victim they want to be the victim of some attack or smear or coordinated campaigns that allows them to continue to rally their base our political play free beacon editor Matthew Cotton Nettie was tweeting today said a defeated cavenaugh nomination may well become a rallying cry for conservative activists in the mid aspirin want another judge on the court that will uphold the things they care about that they will literally do in say anything they are depraved people again though Mike my question on that is okay the reason they find it so incredibly plausible that suddenly Dianne Feinstein who I do not think could put together a successful heist of I don't know what enthusiasm so this is basically the trump argument to this there's reporting that trump said to them like why did you ever offer her hearing why don't you just fight deny deny deny so there's this about sex scandals all the time Bill Clinton lied over and over again about his sex scandal donald trump has lied belief that if they show weakness at all by pulling this nomination and replacing him even with someone else who's a rock rib conservatives that would have all the same exact positions as smeared right right neal gorsuch wasn't smeared he actually may sailed through with several democratic votes and we were angrier about that seat because that was the stolen garland seized silverstone safe but for whatever and there's like a whole group of conservative often religious conservatives like Gel served as like Erik Erikson who just so house there is something twisted in this one of the reasons I think we've seen a lot of conservative indicated tricksters and Huckster it speaks to something dark which is they believe that they could do that to us right they believe that that is the kind of tactics that they very quickly to not just say but to actually convince themselves that this was a dirty trick I mean I think trump's entire ethos is deny everything fight every allegation always back harder so like from that narrow lens of understanding him it makes total sense but also you see this in a lot of tweets from these guys like match slap these scummy view not the possible death of the republic you know what's not smart Tommy trying to hire using job site that overwhelming you with tons of the wrong resumes you know what is Smart Ziprecruiter Dot com child's Piggy Bank And I just don't hit on die I'm sorry I just don't not a criminal but but the idea that certainly Democrats are these masterminds right Cavanaugh then that is somehow showing weakness and that Republican voters won't come to the polls which I don't even know if I buy that maybe I don't know their base I don't think anybody I don't think anybody great pick maybe you fucked up and pick someone who's not who you think he is they will never allow them to get there the other thing we know for sure politicians people in Politics Lie Senate Democrats investigating this I think the fact that it did come as we approach this second potential hearing I think that they all convinced themselves uh-huh Zillah other person chosen because his face is roughly the same shape as Brett cavenaugh at he's got his maps on the thing again like ethics and policy with well you can't be ethical you can't figure it out but this is bigger than whalen right because he's trying to say he did this all on his own but he jason attack institutions that we care about they can never admit that hey maybe Clarence Thomas wasn't a great pick guys maybe this Guy Judge Cavenaugh when you could have had anybody else was not could use and have used against Democrats in the past and You know th the I think the fact that the story in the New Yorker references ah by the by November they could nominate Hardiman they can have any any of these people and they don't I mean it was interesting is level of very far distance very quickly I think it's a tried and true technique right just you you you donald trump you deny deny lion attack your opponent one Snyder men resigned but Republicans have decided that if they even have a hint of maybe I did something wrong maybe perhaps the stories right maybe over and over again in the in the face of overwhelming evidence that he did it that's what happens when you get or in some cases you resign Al Franken resigned Eric Okay and I think one truth is TV is unpredictable and the most powerful force Baltics it is why Donald Trump is president this is politics and if if people see on roadblock TV coverage someone that is believable credible compelling I I think it will change how they feel about a party that is ramming through a nominee that that could have done something you know and I think the could change it is if the base he doesn't give a shit and and a lot of them are basically saying the same thing it it comes down to Susan Collins Lisa Murkowski Jeff Flake Bob corker possibly others who haven't that she would like to hear Deborah Ramirez testify under oath what's interesting and we know that the White House is worried in particular about flake too yeah I mean I know how much we're going to learn from all of these senators questioning either Ford or cavanaugh that we don't already know like it do we week we don't know what they're gonNA do I don't think they know what they're gonNA do so it's still a real fight and it's still really matters people may call I was some somebody asked me this why would why would these allegations matter Republicans have no bottom and actually that's actually not true Donald Trump bottom these are people who have shown from time to time not often enough integrity I actually think the truth is whatever they're going to say today whatever they said of the past between now and then and when they schedule Committee vote which fucking you know Mitch McConnell or Lindsey Graham or one of those assholes we could schedule it as soon as Friday so which goes to show you how profound herbs due process should be appalled what's going to happen on Thursday he's no relevant witnesses are being called this is not due process he gets to go second like this is garbage so but I do think really matters if people keep the pressure up because I don't think these mcaliskey Susan Collins Jeff Flake I do not think these are I don't think they've given any indication nothing that these people have said would Kalindi Graham just deserves a minute of just it's flagging how disgusting his comments are he he has said nothing could convince him he'll here he'll says a Fokin up yet who've been quiet have we gotten any hints from them about how they might vote the only thing I thought was interesting was Susan Collins said today that think this this is theater mostly on Thursday and that like maybe the emotion of the hearing could carry impact on some people I don't know I mean the people who are arguing the cavanaugh dessert they think the hearing is if more allegations surface or more information services between now and then I did that could change none of these none of these people are particularly good at predicting the future be violated by Yes vote or Nova Yeah I mean I guess it's it's weird but it all comes down to the testimony on Thursday which like I don't Eh he's an idiot pods of America is brought to you by blue apron has no bottom Kellyanne conway has no bombs there sanders has no bottom Mitch McConnell has no bottom but I don't think it's I don't think it's high enough but Susan Collins Jeff Flake these are people who still do have things will be put in an incredibly strange and unique position that neither one is ever been before in their lives that no one has ever in and they will be questioned and it will be surprising and we as we can I'll hear the lady out that's what he said but I'm not gonNA play a game here and tell you this will wipe out his entire life because if nothing changes it won't with me I mean he doesn't give a shit what happened he's playing for we don't fully understand it or not in control of it and to human beings are going to be human if this hearing happened since not total clear we will get to that hearing but if we do to human being story by Monday now I cannot believe that Rod Rosenstein San let's kick this guy out using the cabinet is not the big story so the New York Times may have given looking experience blue apron that's you choose from a 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#1278 Deputizing The Pussies

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#1278 Deputizing The Pussies

"Thanks for listening to the atom Dr Drew Show on podcast one. Hey Hey hey. Nfl Hall of Famer Ray Lewis. I'm excited to announce the lot of my new podcast every day. Greatness Ray Lewis. I'll be talking with friends. Family members, old teammates, athlete celebrities moguls and guess what I'll be talking to you. Listen. This is all in the search for every date. Greatness so I'm asking you to come along with me on this ride. Download new episode of Everyday Greatness Ray Lewis podcast every Friday on spotify Apple Pie Castle podcast one dot com. It's not what you have is what's inside of you? That accident inspires great. Adam winded Joy Behar become doctor. You go to medical school I'm not sure how many years you've been practicing also. Right, when we're I'll start about deputising pussies on. that. I I'll tell you about Tommy John Working from home all the sitting and standing and squatting and filling that dog ball Tommy John knows. Life has its ups and downs so. 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Recorded live at Corolla one studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr Drew Pinski. You're listening to. The atom and Dr Drew Show. Yeah get it on. His Buddy. Buddy, but but no one understands him like as woman. Okay. And, he's bored. Survived Been Beverage I want credible dot com lifelock dot, com Tommy John Dot Com and get room and Dot Com for sponsoring this program so drew. We're talking on our last show about Joy Behar. Reinhold. Thing I look you know you guys You always know him ahead of the curve right, I do yeah. I had a thing in my book Gary I think in Fifty Years Welby checks where I described by the ladies from the view and Joy Behar in particular, when the in a with an analogy that I feel is is. Hunt fitting strong. So I. Will. Will play so she. Speaking to Mike Kelly is representative Republican from Pennsylvania Seventy two year old man. and. He's explaining that he's taking this protocol. The hydroxy chloride yeah prophylactically. and. Again is true and I always talk about sort of on the off the air which is? People I always say do the math, but let's be practical. He's not prescribing himself. This is obtained on the black market. He's consulting with his physician right and and in our life. In your joy Behar's world. In a I'm going to use your own math against you. You know how this corona virus is affecting the underprivileged underfunded young men and women of color who don't have access to the medical care. Don't have access to the expertise and I've access guess does have access. To it rich white senators. They have access presumably. To the best information physicians sure and according to your math. This is not my math. This is rich. Whitey math that you did the math on right, so if you live in the hood and you're single mother three, you don't have access to the greatest physicians and protocols, but the rich white senator has access to it so presumably. He's then doing what his doctor that he has access to with the best of. Knowledge in equipment, he will then assume that protocol. Let me frame more what that doctor was doing. The FDA does not tell doctors what to do. Deputy has no role in the practice of medicine fact. When all this shit came out, the FDA stood up. The director said all prescribing is the consultation between a patient and position. We're not involved with that. They are involved in keeping drug companies in line, but we frequently use things that are not FDA approved FDA. Because the drug companies didn't go through the eight hundred million dollar process of getting approval for some specific thing that they weren't going to make money on, but we as physicians use it anyway, and we are always doing a risk reward analysis every time we use a medication, and the risk is outweighed by the potential reward so all to tell you that drives Clark. When is being used all over the place by doctors, the world all over the world. There are doctors in India pretty well trained that use it like crazy. The FDA did come out with some guidelines. Because, they did one study that showed that hydrochloric when without zinc by the way zinc, navy, important ingredient the whole thing. In Advanced Cova cases may underlying may be associated with cardiac arrhythmias which are also common in. Advance covert so it. They're just in the study groups. There was a slightly I. There was someone increased incidents in those phenomena which are already common in advanced covert, but okay, so based on that research while we while we dissect through the more research and sort out what's going on I? Think most physicians will reserve not using it in sick. Cova cases no direction on early coverted no direction on prophylaxis studies not yet done so in the meantime. In spite of the FDA's warnings, doctors are prescribing and taking it themselves if they're in a risk if they're out there, working in the front, taking themselves as sort of the ultimate proof in any. For any product? Okay, so the frame of Joy Behar is a porsche bell comedian so she. She knows better so long ago. She learn how to pronounce this ten minutes. She's ten minutes ago. She saw the the words ten minutes ago. Never prescribed it never heard of it the decades of experience we've had with it using it. Rheumatic diseases means what to her. I. Don't know I wish you could put some names up on the. Screen, they're. Thank you Gary anyway. Republican Mike Kelly, so here's here. She is finding out that he's taking. And we'll prescribe so zee PAC which most people use and then the hydroxy clerk when I took it, so maybe maybe that reduced the effects on me, but I didn't have the respiratory part which is sick. Reflecting? Did you just say that you took the hydrochloric? Mice satisfied little weird he didn't he? Is Different. I can't believe anybody with a brain would take that stuff by new seem like an intelligent guy, a representative in Congress. Why would you take Cetera? There are terrible consequences. I appreciate that your view. That's not my viewing more on the job. Anyway. But the point is not forget his his us not as doctors. You and it was not hydroxy Hydroxy Clark which is much safer than chloroquine by the way Clark available over the counter and most country was whether it's malaria, such a dangerous medicine over. Say. He had it. We took it. Yeah, he was head mild here. What is her position then that he killed himself? That he killed himself. When's the funeral? Any Day now herself. He's sitting there and he's fine, so why my argument that it seemed to work in his case right, but how dangerous could it have been a sitting there, right? What's her thing? I mean what she's lost her ability to think. Lost or she never had it. Ten years ago I wrote I. Don't know what that is, but that you know okay ten years ago. I carry I wrote can. All be chicks. I wrote a little section on the view and I mentioned joy behar in it. If that sin sound like maybe I got it right by the way I don't know if that seemed hysterical. You hysterically funny. It seemed hysterical. It seemed re-. Historically doesn't take it all the way where it needs to go. Because look ridiculous to me I don't do that thing where it's so condescending. You seem like a smart guy. You Re representative. What's going on like? You know it's funny. She said the. Your, Doctor But He took it. It worked. With his physician treating. All right. Sorry Guys Gary. You just want the joy, Behar second, or do you want to do the whole section? All Right? Let's go. I know I'm a guy so I'm supposed to hate the view, but don't hate the view because I have a dick. I hate the view because I have a brain. The view is going on what feels like its thirty fifth season it. It numerous I mean nominations and even Emmy Win, and it's disjointed scattered piece of Shit. That's how was said by some of the least compelling most untalented people that have ever graced television set. If this show consisted of five guys sitting around talking over each other with the occasional hackney joke awkwardly shoehorned into the meaningless conversation. It would have been ganged off the air years ago. You see ten in the morning. All the smartest people at work and that leaves the views audience. Barbara! Walters is about as interesting and funny as that one old teacher. You hadn't junior high I know. Everyone treats her like some kind of national treasure, but she's clearly past her prime, and no one at that show would dare utter a word. It's about the same relationship Saddam. Hussein shared with these coworkers when she finally decides to hang up or dentures and call it a career, there will be silent celebration and kindle guards date after the wicked witch. Witch got that bucket of water toss southern on her last show. The lovelier Mike will be recording a lot of. We'll miss you. We'll stay in touch. We don't know how we'll carry on without you, but the internal monologues will skew a little more towards have fun on the Greyhound. To Hell Bitch Sherri shepherd is dumb. She's read one book and it's the Bible. She's not ha ha funny. She's more. We need a fat chick. Who's not funny funny. Elizabeth Hasselbeck gets a pass. She's already been punished daily basis. If you can imagine sorry, could you imagine if your lot in life was to be wedge between Barbara, Walters and Sherri shepherd she's the lunch meat between a stale piece of sour dough and the dumbest slab of Pumpernickel to ever hit the day old at the bakery whoopie. Goldberg what happened to? To the unstoppable force of comedy that has doubled over was spun gold such as burglar, jumping Jack Flash and eddie an emmy for the view, and an Oscar for ghost. She deserves those about as much as elvis deserved his black belt in taekwondo. Joy Behar. She's the funny one that's like saying Marwan Al. she was the funniest of the nine eleven hijackers. Thank. You now Sager. People get pissed to you. Because your opinions are harsh well, but it true. Well. They're all rich. They're all making a ton of money and that deserve. That shows a piece of shit. And, Joy, Behar I think that's an accurate statement. She is the funniest one, but. It's like saying that he's the funniest one of the nineteen hijack. Yup, Yup, it's funny. Group right nine. Yeah. Well you write a book. You have to kind of speak your mind drill. Again! That's how that's how it works. Know what I'm saying. I was I was obsessed and by the way not everyone's mad at me. Everyone hates me. That's different. I was obsessing really recently a couple of days over a relationship with Dag again and I got very upset about it. I know I wonder what you said about him. Free this. What I said about him, or maybe it was. Something somebody else that he I didn't say anything about him. Okay. You think I said something I. Don't know I'm wondering what got him so spun out. He has trump derangement syndrome, and because I don't hate trump. which is not the same as loving trump I? Just don't have the syndrome if you don't join them in their crazed. Eight hatred. Then you are part of the problem. That's the way it works. You notice that it's interesting. Yeah, yeah, all right right. personal accountability so says Jason. Thirty two from Augusta, Georgia Hey George. How's the killing fields going over there in Georgia? Oh God, it's fantastic, as but but what do you have to do? Do you have to leave Your House with pitchforks? You can throw all the bodies that have expired over the night over the fence. A snow blower like clearing the driveway, so you can pull your car out I mean because I heard from the new. York Times that it was just going to be death incorporated. It was just going to be nothing but dead people. This is three weeks ago. I haven't heard much since they're all dead. Because, they're all dead. Our, we're good every. Everybody didn't find the New York. Times said that everyone was going to be dead. I I know Roy. Carry around I do at least after carry around a pitchfork or something to keep people from getting in my face, yelling at me for not wearing a mask. Oh, is that happening? That's interesting. Nice, it has been. It hasn't happened to me. Personally. That was joke, but it got here it. It's still happening. It's still happening to people once in a while, not not much down here though I. Think my family back up in the northeast there. They've run into a lot of people like that I. Want to take a second and say yeah. I was looking for a headline here that I kept. From early March, mid March were IT, says the New York Times editorial staff demands a lockdown. I once win. Listening winded journalist determined medical protocol. I I'm I'm very lucky myself. 'cause I I. Work I work on four Gordon down here. as a government contractor and You know we they've had us. Working. One was done off for the past two and a half months, but we're lucky enough to still be getting paid normally. No, but we're obviously outliers. We really lucked out. You know a friend of mine works at a nuclear power plant. He was talking about how every quarter or something every six months after change the fuel. Runs out of fuel, and they have to protect themselves radiation, but it was also trying to practice. Covid protection was really interesting. It's a multi week process where everything's time to a minute twenty, four, seven right crazy. Don't think about things like that. No, we do not. Jason the plan down here. There's been hundreds of cases apparently I don't know anybody that works there. Meat packing plants where I keep hearing about no nuclear power plant. And outbreak in the plant interesting. Yeah La- last I heard there had been like one hundred and twenty something cases, and that was a few weeks ago. Right interesting Jason. Most by her young, we want to discuss. Personal Accountability. Yeah I've a couple months ago a few months ago before this holy crap started you guys. Had somebody call any guys around the subject of personal accountability, somebody called in talking about how he'd been in the in the Air Force and how? He said it's probably a situational thing like depending on what you do, and people behave differently, and I wanted to call up, and and you know. I served five years in the Marine Corps I've been out for about four years now. and I definitely gotTA disagree with that Guy I think it absolutely is a generational thing, because even at even the guys I served with. We had way way way, too many guys who were. Really really unreliable from knowing how their job to. just keeping their keeping their living space squared away to keeping track of their stuff, keeping things clean and being on time. You'd never guess a lot of these guys were Marines and You know my my father served as well and I. Tell Him stuff. That I saw while I was in. And he it blows his mind. He can't believe it and he also can't believe they're allowed to get away with it so. I I have. I have strong thought so I. Hang on Jason and thank you for calling in I have very strong thoughts I just came up with an idea drew i. let me hit credible online marketplace that gets you prequalified student loan refinancing rates from up to nine different lenders. So if you've got a student loan debt like your kids drew, you could benefit with a lower. Lower rate, you can save on interests. 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And obviously in the past well, then circumstances dictated that you had to do quite a bit. To achieve that you had to get up. You had to go get water. You had to go chop wood. You know you had to go hunter. Get eggs out of the chicken coop, or whatever that thing was start a fire water. Okay so? I do not think the nature of human beings has changed. It's the circumstances of. Beings my. Family's fairly lazy, but if you put them on an island in the had to survive, they would shift in the mode where there were gathering wood, and trying to you know hack a coconut with machete. You know you know what I mean, so the circumstances sort of changed the person now. There's a small percentage of people. That would act as if there were trapped on an island or Or running free in Beverly Hills. You know what I mean like who do that I. A four a four. Or a version of this for me. I do not have people bring fast food to my house. I can do it. I can certainly afford it. I there's no issues with it other than a general moral stance I don't like it. And I literally just went through this yesterday. which is I don't want chick-fil-a coming to this house. You make a tuna fish sandwich if you want. If you want lunch, you know nothing to do. Obviously people get way too much into the cost of things. It's nothing to do with it. I would hey. Thirty, two bucks chick-fil-a not to come to the House for then people in the house to make a tuna fish sandwich. Because we then sunk to such a level that it's ridiculous. Yes I'm having have conversations with my son Ram. Saying look. I I'm sorry, but we're going to have to start enforcing this I know no one wants to do this, but you can't just order chick-fil-a in the middle of the day and what have I just don't do it because a morally against it i. don't buy lottery tickets, not because I can't afford lottery tickets I have a moral to me it's a it's. Call it silly a silly moral stance against. Lottery, tickets or having fast food brought to my house by somebody. Don't believe in it. And I don't think it's healthy, certainly not healthy, but i. don't think mentally healthy now. These are people sinking into the least amount possible. You are going to have to set up some rules now because young people. The barrier to entry to least amount possible isn't what it was fifty years ago. It's now. There's no guilt, so there's no there's there's there's no emotional barrier entry, shame and guilt judgment right and. Yes nobody. Cares that I think they're weak and soft, and that is. That is bad for them to order fast food. have it brought to the house? There's that they don't. They're not interested in the judgment part of it and they're not interested in the finances of it either, so they continue to do it so. At some point, everybody as we've kind of talked about just like the treadmill was invented to simulate the long walk to the wealth to get water, or the sandbag waited vast that you put on while wearing. The treadmill is simulating the log. You'd have to bring back to start the fire. We have to start simulating this and we're not doing it and that's what's this disconnect is that's where people are having their sliding into least amount possible positions, and then they're defending those position. The the defensiveness interest me also the allowed to get away with it part interest me and wonder what he thinks that is. My is my feeling is. You're not getting away with anything. You think you're getting away with it. You're not yet, but if you're a marine rating as you're doing something that upsets the fabric of the team. You're doing something you're. You're creating an underclass filled with like minded soft people like yourself who shall not flourish. So I'm wondering if they allowed to get away with it because they're having trouble getting recruits, there's GonNa. Keep them. Jason. I think the Marines are having trouble getting recruits and letting them get away with this because they just have to keep them in the core because they don't have a good line of replacement. No I don't think that was what it was I think it also depended on the unit. really the type of unit that you were with some units tougher than others. Apparently, mind was a little bit softer when it came to certain things all right, we got our answer for curious one season high far. Look Look, you have to change. Even the Marines half the sort of change with the time. Yeah, you can't treat right employees. The way I was treated on a construction site when I was twenty. One right doesn't doesn't work. My my nineteen year old nephew heard a few harsh words and left. The can't talk to him like you would have talked to me when I was nineteen or you when you nineteen right Okay I'm not even really saying the way we were spoken to was right when we're nineteen, but you certainly couldn't bring that in today today's. Most into this man's workplace, right so what I did there during said this man. Yeah, love it. Bill Sixty three Huntington beach. Yes I'm here. How're you doing good how you doing? All right. Well Gosh joyless into both you. This is more for Dr drew initially when this China virus thing hit, you came out, and it's been kind of things were overblown and this that and the other, and then you back off from that and now we're getting stuff daily, you know. The CDC numbers are in readjusted. Studies and experts quote unquote for relied on basically full of themselves. And the trump administration acted on that stuff relying on the experts, and frankly I think is when all is said and done. In the after action reports. I think this is going to be a huge over-reaction. Unfortunately, though there's millions of people whose lives and businesses everything was destroyed, and they're not gonNA. Come Back I. Live down here in the People's Republic of Huntington Beach and you know people are are tired of it. I mean you. Could just tell out around I'm a I'm a retired former action adventure kind of guy and just seeing what's going on. It's like wow, man. It just doesn't add up like you know. Hey. I want to go to the supermarket. I put on my fifty cents. Home Depot. Painters masks liking. Go in without getting shamed. I've been using the same raggedy throwaway. Keep it in the car and. Pushes into my eyes. Up In Mind balled up in my kind of gloves. BOOT thing, and I just pull it out like it's A. Full ceremony that thinks that's gusting. I. Also got the guy of wearing Bandanas look. Yeah the Freedom Bandido. That's probably politically on. Dated Reference Value Yeah well whatever I'm an old guy, but thank I'll hey. I'm I'm retired so like I don't have that worry, but I'm just enraged by all the peoples i. A Guy that's twenty thirty years old or Gal just getting started moving up, got things going on maybe a guy or a couple, or whatever family got back on their feet, and then they just turned to switch off. To do this? Thanks Bill I appreciate it Let's here's an article. The headlines Six hundred physicians say lockdowns are a mass casualty incident causing suicide drug overdose, all exceeding the covert. The when I've been saying all along that the I could see the panic porn. I could see the panic coming, and that's why I was taking the position I took. And eventually the press persuaded the public that that they had to push their leaders to do something drastic. And I was listening to guy the other day. Who was saying know throughout human history tyranny develops not one a maniac comes in and takes over its when the public willingly hands over their freedoms in response in an attempt to derive from that tyrannt tyrannical leader protection. And, that's what we've done here. told her garments do whatever go ahead. Here's our freedoms. And they of course took extreme measures which I thought I knew at work, but I thought they were excessive. There was probably better more. Sophisticated ways to do this, and now we're finding that's true. Well also. All seem to have. A little air. Of. Oppression. And Sorry I. Felt a little punitive towards certain groups like this sort of notion of life, we can keep the. Pot Shop Open, but churches are close. It felt like a at element of here. Some of the folks I like and here's some of the folks. Don't lie. There was just more of the arbitrariness of the whole thing. You now, maybe arbitrary on now I. Don't know, but I think completely are saying, but it may have been colored by their preferences, but the were not using anything act. Now it was it was. It played to us as arbitrary. What's the difference between laying on the beach and walking on the beach? What's the difference between a? Pot Shop and a liquor store, and and a church in you can go well. The church is a bunch of people. They were doing sermons from inside the car and the COP showed up to bus. People listening to the AM dial. The crossing into some zone hair. That feels weird. You know this like you. May you know there was a like you may go? You know they're sort of no hunting and fishing, and whatever it felt like they were kind of taken it out. You hand over your freedom to a tyrannical component a leader. That's what you did into protect. The public digit protected from some external force. That's with feudalism. Was All about that's what? Every time that happened. That's what it's not like. Somebody sweeps in and holds people at gun. Point takes them over now. People willingly handover right. This is what we did and. They. Deputized a lot of scared week, superstitious people to do their bidding, so I would say hey I'm going to go live my life and then I'd get a bunch of Shit on twitter going. You're dangerous. All fucking lemming pussies just going. You're hurting all of it. You know so. How did those Posey's get deputized? That's the part that's insidious to me in interesting to me, the deputising of the Pussy I would. Hold on US book I. Let me hit the lifelock right here. Corona virus sparked an increase in cyber crime complaints to the FBI domain name spoofing PP vendors scams promising government checks for fake Cova charities. Of course, these people do this. They see on these catastrophic situations, and they jump in. No scruples have no morals. 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The Cup you Gavin newsom trying to get votes. He doesn't give a fuck. He I by the way. Don't blame. The governor's for locking down. It was a fog of war. It was tougher. Minutes, but then I heated. Garcetti keeping going indefinitely. It's like what their mind. The their established pussies and they're trying to get votes fine. They've deputize so many other pussies to do their bidding. That's the part that concerns well. This is the part that's weird. which is this moral signaling? It somehow everything even medical opinion has a moral sway to it. That's bizarre, and then once and I I blame twitter for this, because it turns out that anything with a moral tone gets re tweeted. That's how you get things viral by expressing moral outrage. That's IT Beau. So they're reinforced for turning everything into a moral position or that crazy crazy. Let's say it's a it's a crate, so here's horrible, but here's what I've been saying for years. There are lots of. Human conditions that are not attractive. We need tamp them down we can't, indulge. In those conditions. and. I don't. I don't I I'm not sure why more people aren't aware of those conditions. The now when they're in their swept into what they believe, this is the sort of it's part of their. You know what I mean. They can't be objective about it. Part of the fabric of their existence. We because we weren't raised in it. These guys were. Reared at the teat of moral outrage. The title that as well if you want. Good! Hey? Brayden forty nine in Dall-. Oh, Adam sorry, hey, what's up, hey. Hey I never many. Friends! I think. Yes, body sons, anybody son Kirch Yeah coach Nielsen. School football is. Still Alive Anyway Yeah. Hey guys if he doesn't share this with you last time they're never them You mentioned. How do you tell if you're a real Dr, not whether you raise your hand on a plane? You're called for medical. Since that happened in the shortly after you. You said that on the air about three or four months ago whenever that was. In Burbank me to it also happened to me too weirdly. Really Yeah, you, we talked. A fire your question. Please kinda run out of time here. We go so Dr Ju We all are accustomed to medical. Alert Bracelets. Right your. You know in case you have some sort of medical allergies or medical condition, so my question is no one's ever brought it up. What about? Those who are at high risk for severe Ovid, nineteen using medical alert bracelets to helpless who these people are, so we can check them and put them at the top. Well oldman super fat as Cana. You can see from outer space, right? That's some of the hypertensive. They probably care the meds with them, but. Be that as it may The medic alert bracelet really designed for people who are found unconscious right I mean. That's really what that is, and so I you know I. I think the idea of categorizing or cataloging these risk factors for inflammatory diseases. 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#1274 Nobody Thinks They're Stupid

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#1274 Nobody Thinks They're Stupid

"Thanks for listening to the atom and Dr Drew. Show on podcast one. Hey Hey hey. Nfl Hall of Famer Rate Lewis. I'm excited to announce the lot of my new podcast. Every day greatness Ray Lewis. I'll be talking with friends. Family members old teammates athletes celebrities moguls. And guess what I'll be talking to you. Listen this is all in the search for every big greatness. So I'm asking you to come along with me on this ride. Download new episode of everyday greatness. Ray Lewis podcast every Friday on spotify apple podcasts and PODCASTS ONE DOT COM. It's not what you have is what's inside of you. That accident expires greatness. All right drew. What do we talk about this? I show talking about the Baja for quote evil and stupid which is more dangerous and guess which chocking. Well I don't know yeah trying to think you might think it was evil. Yeah I I used to think of as evil now realizes stupid. We'll get into at first. Tommy John Working from home. 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So that's an interesting concept is right there sort of indoctrinate ability Moshe Shit. I mean look you gotta so maleable smoking by Seventeen. You're not going to be a smoker. If you don't get into a colt by seventeen you're not going to be in a cult idea that we have a bunch of fifty five year. Old New cult members is an interesting concept to me and I'm always fascinated by because I always think especially when I hear a politician. Say Look I was a gay against gay marriage when I was sixty. Four now. Seventy one thought. Well now. He's just saying that because that's his party and he wants to get votes. I don't think he's chain or whatever but I'm not that interested in that I'm interested in people that really believe one way or the other now the indoctrination to fear. I was thinking about kids. So people are talking about kids and Is it healthy? It's not healthy to be home. These kids need schooling. They Need Education. They need community. They need a Bubba but at that they are missing the most dangerous insidious part of kids being locked down in indoctrination into fear. They're indoctrinated. It's not you missed out on your social studies class. You missed out on your fucking Algebra. That's nothing that's nothing. You're locked your doctor unaided. You're locked in in your brought into a fear Colt and guess who runs the fear. Colt the government and the press and the press. So now you're locked in and now you're going to be fucking loyal subject. Forget about your subjects at school. You're you're the subject your the subject to serve man. The cookbook says this is what's going on. My daughter is locked into her. Fear Coal and guess who she has to turn to she has to turn to the government she has to turn to the governor. She has turned to the mayor. They have to tell us when. It's OK slowly although you know in my experience when that has happened in the past that we have overstated the risk of fill in the blank part. Hiv when we have overstated there's been a market backlash the other way and a lack of trust or listening to those fear co-leaders anymore. Well it it it may. It's a percentage game. There's a percentage of people you're seeing it now. Their percentage of people that ride a motorcycle in You know states that don't have helmet laws and they don't wear helmets. 'cause they're telling people they're free. There's no real great reason to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. But they're letting they're sending a message but that's not most most are in cars not riding him without motorcycles. But I thought to myself I always think always kind of look at everything through the Lens of Department of building and safety and every everything you need to know about government you can learn from dealing with the Department of building and safety. Because here's what it is. It's incremental rules in the name of safety that have no stop. There's no pumping the brakes like a creep creep creep creep. It's this one. And that one they add. They never remove regulation. They add and everything if they don't add it just they added this way. It's like you used to use number four rebar now. Us number five rebar used to be two foot on center now sixteen inches on center. It's literally it's like nailing schedule used to be twelve in the field than six six on. This seems now it's too on the seems and four in the field. Everything just gets bigger everything they just keep adding stuff on. It doesn't make sense. It's way over. It's totally redundant and you have to go to them and get more and more permission and the fines get higher. They get sterner. They shut you down. It's more control. It's all in the name of safety or now it's gone all the way now. It's all the way in the name of safety. It's always in the name of safety. It's not in the name of I want to rule you. It's in the name of safety so my my daughter and my son are being indoctrinated into the fuck and governmental safety cult. Now my son is not buying into it but my daughter is. Yeah and we got more We got more pussies then rebels. I I can I can tell you that. And the PUSSIES are trying to snatch shame. The rebels which is pretty insidious the insidious part of this whole thing is not the government. The government is doing what they were. Put HERE TO DO RULE. You make more regulations for you. They are doing what they do. We told you you take beavers. You put them on the roof or the Empire State building. They start looking for wood to build a dam now because they're doing what they do Gavin newsom doing what he does. That's what he does Garcetti. They didn't get elected not to raw. They got elected to tell you what to do. That's what they're doing the news. Fuck the news. They're just there to scare you and get more clicks. I get it. Who Are you? Why are you standing up to this? You standing up to this. Why don't you know what's going on and better yet? Why are you joining them? In shaming others. That are tempting to exercise some liberty but I think it's consistent with the overall shaming canceling kind of thing right as soon as somebody addresses something a a topic that you don't agree with or you have discomfort with or you don't understand the argument shame right. It's a shame belt. Shame shame yes so. It's a cult. It's starting early screen. Getting those fucking kids free food. You know this whole thing like oh we're going to extend the lunch and dinner program through the summer between the government feeding your kids and the government locking them down. They fucking own them. You guys better start thinking about that and stop fucking feeding into it. I don't I walk around my house. I made my daughter a constant conflict. You know. Why don't you wash your answer. I'm not fear based I'M NOT GOING DOWN THAT ROAD. That's not who IAM once you wash your hands anyway. Just because it's like I'm that's I'm not an idiot that idiot not fear base speaking. They're going to ruin your life with your fear base that Bonn hoffer quote go over. Oh God I fucking love that. I love that quote. I've been circling around the thoughts of dumb people being dangerous and also more dangerous than dangerous people because or evil. People are bad people because you cannot. You can see them. Well you can you gotta find that quote. You can't just talk about Sean. I I read it. It's it's basically drew just sent me a quote from deep bond. Hof which is like I don't know German. Theologian Hung by the Nazis. Try to fight. The Nazis Stupidity is more dangerous enemy of the good than malice when protest against evil it can be exposed and if need be prevented by use of force evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that leaves behind in human beings. At least a sense of unease against stupidity we are defenseless be the port protests or the use of force accomplish anything pardon the PUN for a second. This is true You guys in your in your lives. Have you ever made any headway with a stupid person? The only way I ever made with stupid people is parting ways. I never made any headway. Headway the the smart people. I know lots of progression with them. The stupid people. I've never I've never been able to graft on one piece of information to stupid. People know what they know and they're dangerous and they cost you fucking money. Reasons fall on deaf ears facts that contradicts prejudgment simply need not be believed in such moments. Stupid person even becomes critical and when facts are irrefutable. There pushed aside as inconsequential and as incidental in all this the stupid person in contrast to the militias one is self satisfied and being easily irritated becomes dangerous by going on the attack for that reason greater is called for dealing with a stupid person that a militias one never again. Will we try to persuade the stupid person for reason for it is a with reasons for senseless and dangerous and it is senseless? Senate is potentially dangerous. But here's the deal. The here's my problem with that quote. Is it people on both sides call right? That's the really hard part in this. They look at each other and go that stupid. Well there's the first things I know stupid person has ever understood. They were stupid that I've ever spoken to. They have no idea and is a matter of fact. The that's done Krueger right. That is the people who have the people who I respect. E thinkers guys like you or Kevin Hantur Dennis prager knicks enter. Guys really liked talking to really. They're much more open to the possible holes and they're thinking game they're they're they're open to the concept of it. What is this somebody who thinks he knows his topic but doesn't engage? Discourse does not know his topic well or something right. Yeah so it's quite the contrary. The smart people are in in a weird way. It's Kinda like physical fitness. Like physically fit guys actually do more physical work than the fat people who need to do more you you know I mean. It's a negative cycle to positive cycle. But we all know the guy who's in amazing shape and that guy works out quite a bit harder every day. Now that's the reason. He's in amazing shape but we also know the out of shape. Overweight person doesn't give it much whatever and it's kind of the have kind of the same relationship with that. The one person who does need it is not engaging in it and the person that got a pretty good genetic hand dealt to them already you know doesn't have an issue with food is working harder at it interesting but yes stupid really stupid means no change. Stupid means easily agitated or angry stupid. It's funny we used to think you know stupid meant Certa Nice stupid. The stupid people I've met aren't nice. People the folks that are smarter more evolved and frankly more successful are by far the nicer people. As a matter of fact. It's hard to get along if you're not nice you know if if people if you're stupid and you're you're angry or you're whatever and people don't WanNa work with you or be around you. There's reason why these people have gotten along and are more successful in life now. I'm not talking about you. Know running roofing supply business. I'm talking about any business. Rafter e you know interact with other people. Hollywood that sort of thing so it's interesting but I people push back on this when you brought it up no well. Nobody thinks they're stupid. That's that's the problem. They don't know you're talking about them. That's that's the problem. There's there's also a weird there's also an interesting thing. This is not quite this but I I brought this up as an example for. But it's very true if you are going to a corporate gig in front of the California Bar Association and you do ten minutes on what Leeches and pariahs lawyers. Are they'll be laughing their asses off. They they never really think you're not talking about that but you know what I mean. They're all lawyers and you're making jokes about pariah lawyers. That's not this guy. You know what I mean. So nobody take some of the people who are D. minus students and I could not produce a Scintilla of evidence to present to you that they were smart. You know what I mean like you in our world you know. In Our world you want a college degree or an advanced degree or some sorta certificate of completion or just some book. It's been authored. Some papers that have been studied or some something something. You've you need to produce something to tell me you're smart right there. People never produced a thing that would be an example that they were intelligent and they still think they're smart dining Krueger. Is that what that is what that is. What is the definition of Kruger's essentially? You don't know what you don't know you don't understand what your level of knowledge is. I'M GONNA look it up for you by the way do you might have about now. But it's also nice. You know you can get things and by the way when you when you're in your simpatico mind melt thing you can. You can get to truce. You have to be open to it. Here's here's the basics of this cognitive bias in which people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. That's it that's that's cor. 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The first time I went to driving school like high performance driving school. I I'm GonNa need your phone then. I was immediately good. I was really good and and and then then came this point where and I was like. Oh Man I'm good at this fast and then it sort of turned out at the the the next five percent. I got better took ten years looking just brings a after that but I I thought. Hey if you're this good after five weeks matching madge yourself in five years and it just all the learning comes at the very beginning. I would argue that a physical skill. Yes it right as opposed to a knowledge base skill. Yeah no it's it's different but I'm saying some physically up stuff works as well. If if you're doing something again just learning to drive a car all the you go from nothing to knowing ninety percent of what you know in the first two weeks and then the rest is really incremental right roofing all right using your brain. I I have a metal roof on my house. I looked up. I noticed there was a spot where it was leaking The other week or the other. Whatever I said Metal roofs long sheet metal. Overlapping crimped on things. And you've seen them that. Got The spines in him. And you know anyway So I sent my boy Peter up on the roof. I said go look there. See if we can see if there's a gap or where it's getting in where the roof meets the facial and Blah Blah Blah. He then came down with a series of pictures. He showed me a picture of what was above Natalia's roof and that had the same roof but it clearly were the facial met the roof had some rubberized caulking whatever spread over it. And then he went over to the other side of the roof. It's a pretty new roof. I don't know five seven years old and went to the other side and there was no caulking and that's where it was leaking. He came down and he said why would the Roofer who put the roof on Call Cup this one seem- or these two seems over the kids room and not do it on the other seem over the living room and I said well they wouldn't if you're doing a roof you're doing a roof you don't do a roof. Caulk up one seem and don't do the other seem that somebody tried to repair. Even though its newest newish roof it probably failed their over the kids room and so somebody was told. Go up there with some patch and patch it. They did then. This one failed two years later from this for the same reason it was just position to different direction. Probably didn't get hit quite as hard that it was. There was a flaw in the design of it. It was doomed to fail so no nobody. The roofer the company that installed the roof didn't do that. The company installed the roof. Did it with the sort of a failed system chink in their armor if you will and someone was dispatched to repair it. The other side had been leaking yet so they weren't dispatched to do that. If they were smart they probably just would have done the whole place. 'cause the same rules applied but that's the people work it's leaking over here. Go fix it so that was done after after the roof was installed and he looked anyone. Yeah that's right that makes that's how that's what happened. That's what happened. Yeah because why would a roof no roofing? I've never there's no roofing company that would go. We're going to do this roofing system. And then you back on this part of it. But not on that part of it it wouldn't it wouldn't happen out improbable improbable. And he looked at me because he's super bright guy anyone that makes that's how they did. He had no. I'm going to stick to my story or that. Spackle seem pretty old to me like most people do they do another lap. That's back a looks like it could be could have been original. Have they just do it? They don't know what they're doing. They don't realize they're defending stupidity. And if you WANNA learn something you learn it by the way I say it out loud to him so that he can say he. I'm wide open. If he's got other ideas as to why. This thing was done this way I would. I'd love to hear them. That's that's how you figure things out he it's also called otms razor Which is the most parsimonious? Solution is probably the accurate. Want me and the one. That's most efficient. The most easily explains everything you could. He could go well. I've worked with a guy and he only did part of his job and he would run off the job on the roof before he finished it and the guy didn't know it and so he probably did just two of the seems and now you're adding and adding and adding the adding narratives and store which is why narratives are terrible. The the they are. They're infinitely go any direction and right direction you go makes it less and less close to the truth less and less probable right so kids getting scared also and also by kids having depression anxiety disorders. I'm really worried about that. They're fucking with kids mental health. God it's it's now it's so on but also I really realized how doing problem solving with your hands in with your mind is just this constant workout exercise in logic. So the fear based lifestyle meets. No logic means. It's coming for me like I. It's it's there the more and more I really think about the sort of exercising of the logic that takes place on a daily basis. When you're engaged in a project every every single day I go to that other shop. There's some nine. The back is putting metal together. And he's showing me brackets and things and he's going. How do you want to do this? How do you want to do right? Geometric problem solving me I go all right. Well let's mount it with a stainless through Bolton and he'll go with a button head on it and Allen I'll go yeah Alan butthead. That'll be clean But then after Nylon washer nylon nut on the inside so it doesn't come loose and then we'll put a little thin double stick on it. So it's the metal isn't just on the metal scraping the paint off and he knows exactly what I'm talking about. I know exactly what he's talking about. We're both picturing. I'm seeing it in three D in my head. He's doing exact same thing. We walk away engaged in this problem. There's problems problems says things that you get deeply into prepping building or restoring a race car. It's just problem problem problem. Fix Fix fix prompts sector. That's all and I did a podcast with making dom your hair on And she was she was. What's the problem with everything? What is the ultimate problem? Other than adverse childhood experiences and childhood trauma analysts have been talking about for thirty years lack of critical reasoning the out the inability to reason carefully and critically is really. We're deficient I'd is a it's a it's a it's an interesting it's it's You know like to talk about home improvement stuff now. Maybe this one time if it includes roofing I know I have a a sink. It's kind of an interesting it's A. It's an interesting metaphor for life. I was thinking of which is bathroom. Sinks no no the interesting metaphor for life? Is I live in a deluxe house with deluxe kitchen. Which has to sinks except for one of the things sinks like busted and it's causing me a lot of and the point is this you may go. Oh that's cool you have a House with two sinks in the kitchen right but now I've doubled the opportunity for grief and the one. That's not working fucking pain in the ASS. It's vexing spent a lot of money on it as he's been underneath the thing trying to fix it for two days. He hasn't gotten anywhere eventually. Took the whole thing. I took the whole apparatus out. I took it to Sean over the shop as a Chun and but here's what I'm saying. The process took the whole thing out. I looked at the I looked at the Were comes out of the wall. It's called the angle stop and I said my Guy Peter yes I said. Turn that on. Put a bucket energy. Turn on water coming out of that. He's like I think water comes out. I need to make sure it's not that bad science. It's not because okay turns it on. Water comes flying out there stopping good. There's a water supply. Take the whole system to Sean Sean. Just staying with a bunch of hoses hanging out of by shot. Get some compressed air on that thing see if these hoses are clogged test them all tests them. All calls me yesterday their slow. I'm not sure I'M GONNA Hook it up to the angle stop at the shop and literally going hook it up and try and see what comes out hoax. It UP TRIES. It comes out. This comes out slowly. I go okay so there's something in there it's clogged up. Can we get the valve? Apart can get an apartment. I can't get it all the way can we? Can we take a snake? Some wire and push it through. Is there something it's not the hoses? I took all the hoses out. The hoses are clean. It's something in the valve. I said okay. Can we access that valve now? We can't get to the valve. I said I said as Sean. If you said you can't get to the valve can develop. You can get to anything on any part or make anything. If you're telling me you can't get to it. You live in a ten thousand square feet of tools. And you're and you're an expert mechanic you've telling me no now so I sent them all right John. Where do we find? We need no one and goes. They're expensive and I go. Yeah but that's where we're at. I'm not gonNA throw any more money hawking stuff up trying to blow out whole hoses where I did everything I had to do. Now in need a new unit. Where's the unit he says? Well I saw one on Ebay. It's they six thousand bucks is that I saw on Ebay for five ninety nine. I said good. What's the finish? He said nickel. It says nickel. I said walk. Ours is brushed chrome or brushed aluminum. It's not the same finish not going to match the other unit he goes. That's right. I said okay. We can't use that one. We have to go get on the phone with Pacific sales and find an order. One could stats. Were at now. We weren't there three days ago. Sadly I to spend two hundred bucks just to get to that place. But that's we're at. Yeah but it's just a process go right throat. That's how life works. Medicine is very similar right very similar. Just check check check check. Go down through. Go through the WORKUP. It's called workup all right so drew next. Show anyone talk about well. 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RD - Mark Sues LA & Inmates Get Unemployment

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RD - Mark Sues LA & Inmates Get Unemployment

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We'll do our annual christmas festivities. I'm sure please. I got to say you know i'm a you know as a comedian Everyone goes what makes you laugh at them and base guy always just said farting. That's what makes me laugh. But i don't crack up that much you don't you hear me. Tell a lot of jokes but i. I don't really do that much laughing. But when i was talking to you on the phone sunday night out of florida at rob's wedding i was laughing so god damn hard talking about you. I haven't heard you laugh that art since maybe since christmas i was laughing. So goddamn hard over our hijinks from saturday night in west palm beach and obviously we have to sift through that wreckage before under. I think i saw somebody tweet out at you that oh i'd like to see adam do a show with ten shots dot. Julio in and i was thinking to myself without wanting to you know reveal too much of art. Inner sanctum not only did add. Do show adam. Did you didn't triple header on saturday. Yeah we did. A four o'clock show where we did several shots of tequila three to be exact. I believe and then Then we moved on to the bar at the hotel after that. We did a few more shots at tequila than we came back for Corolla show with the whole crew and did a few more few more could have been five or six at that point and then at the end of the night i had to go out and do stand up show which i don't. This is what i don't understand. How in the world can you do. Stand up after that i to me. That's incomprehensible. well it's probably a two parter to that. Which is i can. So there's a gene. I think you have it. Although you may lost that saturday night i have. I looked at the lost and founder of the agreement. I have a rally gene now. Some people have a rally gene and some people. Don't have it now. We all know people and oftentimes the women in our lives where it's like if they don't get eight hours sleep if they have a rough night the night or have to get up or do this or whatever. They'll just call in sick to work the go. I got a headache. Like i can't. I can't do it. You know and then we all know the guys the guys we grow up with the guys who would go taiwan on all night. Go to bed at five in the morning. Wake up at six thirty and like work construction the whole day out in the sun so my background is construction. So i have the rally gene like i when i was. I don't know twenty four twenty five. I met a stripper and she worked at god. Midnight rendezvous now. Bob's classy lady. I can't think of the name of the place anyway. It was just kind of a topless place was fairly mild but either way she got off work at two. Am she wouldn't get over to my apartment until two thirty. I had to get up at six to go work construction. I waited up for her. Yeah so i was dedicated. That's dedicated to your relationship. That's right was very very focused back that so strip. I always had this gene where it's not really gene. It's kind of a constitution. Where i could just go fuck it. It's time to rally like get up after sleeping for an hour and forty five minutes throw cold water on my face. Drink a cup of coffee and then go work instruction for nine hours. Like i could do it. I was miserable. But i could do it in along the way when i got into show business. You know it just continued on. I used to do love line. Is you know until midnight drew drouin. I would sign off twelve. Oh two i would agree to sit in on the howard stern show from the beginning to the end he started six. Am new york times that meant three am l. a. Time that man. I would leave westwood one in culver city at twelve ten i would get home about twelve. Thirty twelve forty. I would sleep from one to see for about two fifteen then our get back to my car. Drive back to culver city and sit in with stern for the entire like five. Our shots unbelievable. I could do unbelievable. I could do that. I did that a lot. I mean i had a lot of those days so when it comes to tying one on on the early show or the the middle show with you. I had about an hour and a half to get my shit together and i just use that hour and a half to get my shit together. It's an impressive feat. I was there. I had a front row seat. Full Narcolepsy took over. That was that was quite a feat. In and i watched it unfold. It was mesmerizing. You know. I hate to leave this subject because i'm so fired up about this but i'm fired up about. I just said gary something you know as we're taping this. I've been new york. You're in la. La county just voted. After rather fractious board of supervisors hearing yesterday three two two two shutdown restaurants again Outdoor dining if you can believe that. By ju i'm in new york and you cannot only eat outside if you wanna freeze your outside but you can eat inside as well with the reduced a thing in one of the things. That's just so frustrating. In fact we filed. I had the We had the office file a expert. The application for an injunction. I saw it on the news this morning by the way they meant. Name a the Well we're gonna get hurt on monday morning. So you know Basically in their infinite wisdom the board of supervisors wanted to wish all of the people who can least afford it. A happy thanksgiving. You're out of work for thanksgiving weekend. Which is traditionally one of the biggest days in the restaurant business. Well everybody you know first off a lot of people. Take out thanksgiving food on a thursday but everyone goes out to eat on friday. That's kind of thanksgiving new year's eve or the sawyer what we're gonna get. A transfer is mind. Boggling i mean capturing barbara white thank you know i know. She's she's close to paul. It is one of the supervisors. It was asking your favourite county. Health officers actually not licensed that the doctor or scientist barbara farrar Asked her would you please site us. I'll pick up the pickup for mark year while his vision. Marsha froze froze up for a second site. Any data go ahead. Sorry any data anything that would support the idea that outdoor dining has been because of The she basically had. I said i'll get back to you. She said that at a press conference then. She cited to a cd. Study where we went to look at the cdc study. There's no distinction in the study between indoor and outdoor so. There is no study that she's relying on. I've seen that shows that outdoor dining is more risky than indoor big box store or indoor trader. Joe's nothing whatsoever but we're going to just shut restaurants down again. We're going to put people out of work because it makes us feel good. I don't i just don't get three to two. Was the vote to go forward with this with out any basis whatsoever incites so when they saved follow the science of wondering what science the were following. I'd like somebody to give me a controlled study. I'd like somebody to show me where this outdoor dining which by the way all of the restaurant tours i know myself included have spent tens of thousands of dollars. You can't even go to home depot. You can't get where you can go. You can't get an outdoor eater. They're backwards six weeks because all the restaurants have ordered them so that they could comply and then with ninety six hours or less notice the board of supervisors at the behest of this woman. Who has absolutely no qualifications. As far as i can tell to the marxist up again. I i'm marks lines a little choppy but i'll fill in some of the blanks. Sorry etiologies yep sorry so little choppy all right so let let me just break down the game film here. We have the person in charge of setting policy for the seventh. The biggest economy in the world basically california los angeles especially or or or solely los angeles that one of the biggest economies biggest cities in the world. The person who's in charge of the policy is not a physician not an epidemiologist and is clearly politically somewhere to the left of bernie sanders and has some sort of fucked up bazaar agenda and she said is much. he's like well. We'll open the schools after the election. And yeah Well you know you can't go on the beach but if you want to go out and protest that's a different story. Like at clearly has a political agenda. I don't know exactly what it is. I don't know what motivates. I can't figure it out. I mean experiencing a restaurant once. I'd yeah i don't know maybe she was digital than a restaurant. You're right. I don't i just i just can't figure out why she so determined to and how she gets three boats this board of supervisor what she culas thinking what. Why is ridley still on there. What is easy. think what. I don't understand. They just figure that restaurant workers are are are expendable Do they feel like they doesn't matter because the people who work at restaurants don't vote. I what i don't understand any of it. I can't give you a well. All right gary marx line is is pretty choppy. so i don't know if we want to re booed him and i can filibuster hair explanation. Who can least four. Yeah let's let's go ahead. I'll kick market and you all right. I'll just i'll just talk. I'd like to get the name sir. One all on mark all on mark. In jackson's we're gonna reboot mark I first off. I'd like the gary some point have the names of the three. That voted de shut. This thing down number one for right here it's Sorry i have it right here to give me a second. Find it in article all right. You find an article. As i was saying mark. I don't know if our i don't know if we reap supervisors ridley-thomas and supervisors solis as well. Could you fox sticks get your fucking shit together. People and not close down an already. Beleaguered are beleaguered restaurant industry. They've done enough and also there i. There's no danger in eating outdoors. Also marker you back and you hear me the marks now muted. Now let's see. Can you mark i. I hear you know what i said. Dr drew last night. When i was speaking to him and he went. Oh yeah you're right outdoor dining. Is there fucking policy. That's their policy. They said you have to eat outdoors because it's safe outdoors. It's not safe indoors but their policy. This wasn't the restaurant owners association who decided to go out into the goddamn sidewalk. That's their idea. So they're now shutting down their own idea. I have to say. Your tweet was various astute that i saw this morning where you said. How am i supposed to have thanksgiving in my backyard. If you shut down outdoor dining right that was that was very had had made that connection yet. That was very smart. Thank you it's just it just doesn't it's insanity i believe you it if you had any kind of a rational basis you know what the opposing but count the lawyers that county. Actually eire's a private offer. Apparently they don't trust their own lawford which is called the county council to respond to our motion or are injunction. If you will. They hired outside law firm and this guy this guy sends over. He wants to see my paperwork. Okay fine you can see february. And then makes this statement like because this is an issue of grave importance to the health of ten million. People you sanctimonious rabid peace is sitting in your law firm billing away at the county why you got a private law for for the county when we're facing budget deficits is beyond me And you're going to tell me that the outdoor dining is what's causing the threats to the ten million the health of ten billion people in the county an outdoor dining really. That's it that's it. We have no known scientific evidence no study. Cvc doesn't say barbara. Ferrara starts stuttering when you ask her about it but that but we should just make that decision. I mean that makes sense you but we're going to spend money by the way they ran out of the money for the outdoor alfresco sylvia ballet they. I don't know where they spent the money. Because i certainly didn't get it though restaurant toward that. I got any of it yet. They add money that was supposedly set aside for alfresco the they ran out of but they got enough money to hire private law firms. You know it's so vaccine to me. I get like their certain policies. I get because i understand that. There's an agenda and there's upside. So i was watching joe biden. Do one of his press conferences the other day and somebody asked him Schools new york schools are shut down. there's no study that suggests that it's dangerous for the kids to go back to school This is the teachers unions shutting down schools. Because they don't wanna fuck and go back to work but there is no science. Two kids not going back to school and so somebody asked from. Cbs by the way. Ask joe biden. What are you going to do about that like. Are you going gonna put some pressure on the teachers unions to go back to work and of course he laughed and said Why you always gotta ask these questions or something. of course. He had no answers because he's a fucking zero but he's in bed with the teachers unions. I get it. They're voting for him. He can't put pressure on the teachers unions. I understand that's politics. I don't know what this is who benefits. I couldn't agree for you. How you you piss off. It's almost like eight. A trite vector. You piss off the people who patronize restaurants. You piss off the people who can least afford it. Which is the hourly worker who traditionally lives paycheck to paycheck or on tips and having waited tables for a while in my career. I can tell you that. You know the tips in the paycheck. Or what you live off of. And you piss off the entrepreneurs who are the restaurant owners is it's not killing. This is not killing the large chains. This is killing. Because you know. Mcdonald's will still do through jacker box. Do drive-thru chick-fil-a is still open. What you're killing off our the many thousands of restaurant tours which are mom and pop operations which are barely keeping They're out of water by the way. Nobody's making money everybody's just barely surviving in this cove environment to begin with and so i guess i just let all go bankrupt. Let all of them stopped paying their bills. Some point you know there is a parade of oracle's here that you can say the landlords who are getting traditionally rhett buddy for a restaurant. How do they get their rent. House that supposed to happen though landlords then have to pay a bank traditionally if they've got a mortgage out the bank supposed to get their money did not just printed a couple a trillion dollars worth of digital urgency. But is there going to anybody. Tried to figure out what's going to happen when you got to pay all that backwards gotta work itself through economic system. Well i i'm not. Why don't we have a panel of economists epidemiologists restaurant tours. Why don't we put together. Blue ribbon panel and make these decisions. Why do we have five. Fuck nuts in one crazy witch deciding the future of la county. I don't i don't get it. These are some of the dumbest people on the planet setting policy for an entire city. It's it's you know. I i look to your newsom. The did a standing committee on this one. The members was bob eiger. Bob eiger resigned and quietly disbanded. The committee eicher resigned because they the state was not allow presumably. It's been reported was not allowing disneyland open even with all the precautions that were made and it's outdoors and you know anybody who has Neurons firing is not listened to And is ignored and they. They just don't understand. They had no there. These are people. Apparently i would like to know if miss sali's or mistake you'll or it mr ridley thomas How many businesses are constituents of theirs. And are they listening to their constituents or are they worried about their apparently worried about the surging battles agents and nobody's diminishing that but at the same time. Don't you want to figure out why there is surging hospitalizations. Don't you want to figure out what is the inflection boiling. And by the way could it be linked to a dodger celebrations. Could it be linked to other kinds of things lay that nobody else wants to talk about or is it just is. Do we feel better. We just saber shutting down outdoor dining so that we don't actually see it and if we don't see it that we feel better about rs. Yeah it's what it is is throw the virgin. In the volcano. The crops are all all scorched and throw the virgin volcano. We're doing something we're doing. Something is happening covid. We can't control it but we can control this so it'll be reaction to this even if there's no connection from this to that and that's what superstitious natives do. That's not what effective people do but well. Let's talk about your lawsuit. It seems to me. And i don't like we talked about how difficult it can be to sue the president or sue. The police department is this that difficult. Because i don't feel like they have a shred of evidence on their their side. And you guys have you know. I mean a pretty good case for a lot of financial damage. Well apparently while we've we've filed ours yesterday morning. The restaurant association or some group of restaurant tours yesterday and were denied an injunction Which was reported in the la times but try to get a look at the paperwork today. We're it get it but since that happened. The denial of nine injunction this board of supervisors meeting occurred and the the the testimony slash statements slash interviews. Whatever you want to characterize it of the county health officer the aforementioned parv air which now has been laid to waste in terms of there is no there is no science. There is no epi epidemiology. There's no data. there's no controlled study. There's nothing there's no contact tracing. There's nothing that they can point to. That shows that this has anything to do with it. You might as well just say to decree that you're going to close the pacific stock exchange and when somebody says why just say because that's economic activity. We wanna just shut down economic activity. You say well. What does that have to do. With the spread of corona virus. it's economic activity. We want to close it down. It goes to your point. The there is no consummate fact. I'm hopeful that on monday. Where we get our hearing that the The that a different judge will hear it and say an ask the question. How was this based on any kind of science. How is this not arbitrary capricious act. And how are you not doing ear. Irreversible harm to restaurants in the county of los angeles and by the way city of pasadena. And the city council pasadena. The who's got their own health department. They already said this makes no sense. We're not going along with this city of pasadena is not as says. Apparently there's a there's some people there who understand you just don't Do these kinds of crazy things. And are not agreeing. Not knowing not buying into this nonsense you know whenever whether it's the city of pasadena or florida no matter how. Hard cnn tries to spin florida with the state's the city's the municipality that don't go along with all the bullshit ended up faring just fine or the same. But that's that's the reality all the places that shutdown that was all doom and gloom and florida and taxes. They end up being the same as all the places that shut down to the places that sorry stayed open ended up statistically the same as the ones that shutdown. So where is the science. And nothing's going to happen in pasadena explain it right. Ibm his pasadena. Now we're gonna bleed overdose and locking yada. What is locking yada. Apparently i can walk. You can walk back we do walk to pasadena from our house so we can walk to a place where you can do it outdoors but when we walked back blocking yada you can't go to gringo locos or you get go to go to maria you can't go to ditch because we're in l. a. county whereas if we walk to old town you could eat outside and that i just think that illustrates the insanity of these positions are being taken. Well if if. La county wasn't sort of insane. And like i said a lot of this stuff feels like punishment. And i'm not sure what exactly we're being punished for. But it feels like it's it's on the border of them evil stepdad sort of. Because i said so kind of kind of thing or just. So you know who's in charge so when nothing happens in pasadena pasadena everyone from neighboring cities is gonna flock to pasadena or i guess gary maybe long beach or some places like that like Like orange county never shutdown. Why is in orange county debt. And if not dead than why. Don't we take a page from their playbook. Why don't we study so you know. We tried to shut everything down for months and months and months. Orange county said go pound sand. We're going to stay open. Good a little experiment will see how they fare and then when nothing happened to orange county. Why don't we then learn from that experience. Well we don't because that would mean we'd admit were wrong. You've also had an orange county resident living his life and coming into your building every single day. Oh that's you right. Yeah you get to go to orange county and you get to live in orange county. You get to have a life right so again. A is just wild. Gary we is orange county. Shutting down outdoor dining is catches catch. Can some restaurants are some restaurants. Aren't the ones that aren't aren't really modifying much. And the even the ones that are people are still showing up and packing the patios. There was a wait for the local mexican joined by my house. When i went this saturday outdoor outdoor right. I'm not sure you know i. I have a theory. Markelle be curious what it is what you think of it. I was Telling it to. Dr drew and he was Agreeing with it. When we're doing our show. I went down to the new moon. Chinese food plays and that poor place. They had a whole tent set up in the parking lot. They did the whole outdoor thing the had all the plexiglas sneeze guards everywhere. Now the whole outdoor places torn down and sadly when you go inside what was a very nice restaurant. The insides all torn up. Now there's like tables moved as barriers. And i've been in there. It's a right. It's what they what they've done to. That place is unbelievable. I cannot believe that more people that there's not more civil disobedience. I cannot believe that these restaurants just look first off. Garcetti is inapt. Newsom is inapt and a hypocrite. Barbara ferrer seems clinically insane. Why are we listening. Why are we listening. What just stay open. What are they going to do. How chard the their. They revolt bells summarily revoked. The licences rats. What that's their state has that authority. The state will come in. They'll they'll the. They'll revoke the alcohol. Beverage commission ryan right there. That's their hammer. If everyone did everybody does it. Yeah right everybody wants but you know the other thing is. I'm not so sure that they're going to get the the board of supervisors also at odds with the courage. Sheriff and i'm not so sure this sheriff is going to be a carrying out this mandate It'll be interesting to see what happens as starting tomorrow and friday this weekend i be the that's the one thing you know. I always reminds me with judges. Issue orders will judge issued orders but there has to be a mechanism by which they can enforce them the same thing with the board of supervisors. You issue an order but the sheriff has to enforce it. It'll be interesting to see bill away by actually enforces this or does what you know the orange county sheriff is done with the sacramento sheriff's with the mother county sheriff's have done across the state which is said these are unlawful orders. Were not going to. We're not going to enforce them. It's crazy that the s all the law enforcement just to button onto that all of the law enforcement agencies in the cities near where i live. There's like six around me wines. They all issued a statement saying specifically about Both outdoor dining and the curfew were not enforcing this whatsoever. We're going to focus on car or that. Are you know thanksgiving Thinks party of that. Either it's look if you in fact there the governor or the mayor and your own sheriff or police captains or whoever it is is telling you they won't go with your decrees fiats. Maybe it's time to look in the fucking mirror. The statements that these agencies are putting out are hilarious because if you read them with any sort of an analytical mind basically says be adults we have crime to focus on. We trust that you will make intelligent decisions for yourself and your family. Don't call us if you see someone out at ten thirty walking their dog like it's it's it's just it hearkens back once again in. The curfew is perfect. Example of the curfew is nothing more than the horse trail. Gone wild as you know. It's like what a ten to one that somehow road rage there's road rage after ten o'clock and it just rages out of control between the hours of and well. What what is it that you're trying to police. What is it that you're trying to do the bates. And he says how is it. Not just some veiled watered Martial law proclamation. I mean it just it's it's such idiocy i and i'll keep saying it. The it's it's gonna be up to the judges and the judiciary at some point. Somebody's got to save the emperor's where no close in terms of these things that are happening. And that's that's where it's gonna end up happening or not happy the the other kind of hot story in in california's that hundred and fifty billion are million. How many for for all this. Eeze it was million all right. The millions tens of millions of dollars for unemployment filed by prisoners. One your own. Scott peterson in scott peterson's name and they sent the money out million. I read something that only peterson's name but somebody in the name of poopie britches. And then i read some other names as well. They just shipped it all out. It really makes you as a taxpayer. Feel good that that when you write these checks that there's there's zillions of dollars or the broad back there was a Press conference with a series of. Da's i think us attorney as well asking that somebody do something about it. And apparently the prosecutors were Had labeled it one of the worst cases of fraud they'd ever seen but it looked like what i thought they were saying is that they didn't have any forcement mechanism and they were asking the governor to do something to which the governor this is my favorite. He says i'm going to go. I'm going to be standing committee. A great meddlesome will form a committee to explore the situation. Which by the way you know there are people who desperately need. Add ironically enough. All the people that you've just put out of business by your county supervisor fiat's three two two who do needy and at the same time you're shipping millions to into prisons and other things you would think i mean. That's the story is such a tale a absolutely criminal negligence on a statewide level. You don't even know where to begin. I mean they. Every every layer of that the the employment development department it's scandal upon scandal upon scandal. It'd be they can't they can't get out of their own way. They get there. they can't do anything. It appears right. It's unbelievable the amount of money just malfeasance. That's there well. Look know for me. It's super simple equation. They're spending someone else's money. It's not their money. It's our money and when when you factor that in. I don't care if it's a rich housewife or e d- they do not look after the the nickels and dimes. And this is what gary do you have that story. Yeah no it's. I just want to clean this up little. It's one hundred forty million plus a little over that they are for sure have already paid but they expect it could escalate into the billion dollar range and i thought this was kind of fun. Net one hundred and forty million paid just general employees. They paid over four hundred twenty thousand death row inmates. You act wonder. Did they go to death. Row inmates or two people. I for the the benefits in the name of death row inmates because it looks like people were just applying with names. Just that's what. I that was the impression i got from the article and for contacts looking for a little context are only seven hundred death. Row inmates in california one hundred thirty three of them claimed this this The scam right or their relatives did in their names. But i suppose being on death row is the ultimate in unemployed if you kinda wanna get philosophical about it. He reminds me years ago. I had i was defending a client. Who was in contempt for not talking to a grand jury and when in content was in jail and she kept talking the judge kept hollander to shut up and Basically judicial version of shut up and then. He finally threatened to put her in jail forgetting that she was already in jail. Well death row inmate say facing death. I think there would be. And i know nothing about scott's situation years. I'm not commenting on that. But i would imagine that. There's really what are you gonna do threaten threaten somebody who's facing death with further Of criminal punishment. Well makes for good story. If you're death-row meet a new cellmate. And they go what he in for and you go unemployment fraud and i killed my mother-in-law with an axe so these are strange times and by the way if anyone wants to know my politics i want less government that's my thing whoever's for smaller government i'm for i do not know why it's attractive to give the government more power more jews more committees more jobs. I do not know why that is so goddamn attractive to half this country. I cannot figure it out. They've proved themselves to be totally inept in almost every endeavor. Why why is that attractive to have this country mark. I figure. I don't understand why they why people i find this. Jurors make a distinction between the government and the prosecution because the prosecution is basically government lawyers. And why would you think the government lawyers are going to be doing their job. Any differently than government many other area and then so i don't understand it i one of the one of the clarion calls of the criminal defense bars for years. Did you know knock knock knock. We're from the government and we're here to help nobody. Nobody has ever done. Any criminal defense is under any illusions that the government works well seamlessly or without the issues. So what's your prediction on your case. And what how do you think it'll go on monday when you present it to the judge and do you know who the judge very i don't. I don't know who we're going to get. I have a the when you go to ritz and receivers. You get one of two people. So i don't know who we're going to get but i surmise. That will get a fair jury. Bolt judges who are grits some receivers fair-minded one male one female and I've done cases in front of both of them. So i'm hopeful. I just think that will develop Even stronger arguments over the weekend because people are going to see that this is a this is really kind of institutionalized nonsense and If it wasn't for the fact that it's going to impact people literally impact. People i mean. Can you imagine if you're somebody who's been working at a job in your back and your finally scraping back together that you're shutdown nowhere or you're the person who owns a restaurant in a strip mall somewhere you were just claude your way backer or you would borrowed funds to to make sure you were back in business and then you get this kind of death knell. I people are not going to be able to come back from this. And then i'm just hopeful that somebody somebody will wake up and and do the right thing if you guys are successful. How's that going to affect the policy. I think if we're successful then it'll force them into revising the policy. I'm also hopeful that one of the three has a as a tiffany between now and monday. That's i think that's a distinct possibility. It's certainly happened before. I know some of the other. Kobe related lawsuits that shortly. After we filed a lawsuit there's been kind of a relenting of the guidance given so i'm hopeful that somebody will come to their senses. There's enough of mc outcry that be the case as well. I mean they're you know they they're at a certain point you hope what's the old expression. Cooler heads will prevail. Well a hopeful note to Go out on. You can see me. December twelve burbank. Flappers gonna do a drive in hope. I can do a standup drive in. Show out there. Pickwick bowling alley over there in burbank. Which kind of a cool place and then January twelfth and sorry january fifteenth and sixteenth. Naples florida off the hook comedy club. Amcol dot com for all the live shows. What do you got mark. Well we don't have tenny of right engine company. We do have the capri i think is still open in southampton new york but That's the kind of were struggling to keep everybody employed at least until next week. So maybe we'll do some go orders or something in the interim Thanksgiving kit side of engine company. Come help some of these people who've been working for its for years stay employed all right godspeed my friend and until next time san crow from our paragraphs sand mahala. Thanks for listening to reasonable doubt tune in next saturday. For an all new episode this is corolla digital support for this podcast comes from pluto tv ready to get away from it. All free yourself with pluto tv stream hundreds of channels and thousands of movies and shows all for free free no contracts no subscriptions no fees imagine twenty four seven channels of narcos. Csi star trek survivor and everything else from hit movies to binge tv shows. The latest news live sports comedy and more. What are you waiting for. 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#1240 Mikey Likes It

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#1240 Mikey Likes It

"Thanks for listening to the atom and Dr Drew Show on podcast one. Everybody this show. We're going to get into the life cereal. That's something we figure we'd be talking. Mike's here this week for appreciate him spending time with us and he brought his buddy rudy long as well sure did get that minute. But first off lifelock everybody. Ransomware attacks were the encrypted data on a computer then demand payment exchange for the decryption key. This is craziness in. It's on the rise and these attackers can find this stuff on the dark web. So they don't even have to be answered Branson experts they just pick it up on the dark web and bow the eight your direction all of a sudden. They're demanding money for your data support and understand how cybercrime is affecting our lives. That's why it's a good thing. There's lifelock identity. Theft is another serious issue. Someone's identity is stolen every two seconds and you could miss identity threats. 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I get lots of requests for you and Mike back or do you like I missed you blow. It makes me feel good man. It's always like It's an honor but it's a bit intimidating to step into the ace man shoes because you know that's a big standard meat but It's nice to know that people enjoy. You'll be enjoy my my feeling. Thanks today. Sponsor as lifelock DOT COM Promo Code. Adam Tommy John Dot com slash. Ads Underwear ever and eight sleep dot com slash love aright. So everything good in your world. Yeah yeah I would say so. How's the unit? Mike and I had a health and fitness pod for a minute is that is there anything hot right now going on because people are always saying hold on before we continue you and I had a health and fitness podcast for some time yes. It's no longer I know now I have one get myself. A nice plug was going there. Do so go ahead give it. Mikey likes you the best health and fitness podcast in the world. Excellent and at Mikey Lights. You one on instagram and twitter So yes K. E. Y. M. I. K. E. Y. Likes you the number one? Oh you not the letter U Yes. Why just like you know? It's a play on my headed. I Mike he likes likes it. You get it. Do you notice how they have a new life. Zero commercial with a gender nonspecific. Mikey what is she is achieved or she. Mikey I think it was Mike. You helped me out with that guys. Have you seen that life? Syria maybe find it. Gary Alive Sierra it out there a new one with a kid liking life cereal and it's questionably it's like oh it's A. It's a girl this time same name. Hey gender is socially constructed. How you doing that with your daughter how you. How your wife's a Hippie so yeah so my wife's not a hippie about that stuff that I can't hear you first of all meaning like Like my wife is actually really really into gender roles. Oh she yeah she's she's you know it's weird. My wife's a weird case because she's definitely a real hippie and she loves fucking treating a truly cheering illness with flower blossom and ECHINACEA and shit like that and But my wife's dad was a Czechoslovakian Dr anesthesiologist so he was at the WHO hunted and fished and did not suffer fools so in even though my wife often the clouds many times she also really likes traditional masculine roles. And you do that and I do the female stuff and there is a difference and we embrace that you know. Just the the and are the Europeans are with all the gender stuff the depends on it. Depends on what you're talking about European because I believe in this. I'm not by any means. I'm not a sociologist. But from the from the reading I've done Places like Scandinavia. They're they're kind of on course with America and Canada were there there really pitching this new territory. Places like Scotland and Germany. Not so much they don't they. Don't give a fuck what you know. What's interesting the less rigid the more open? The more they go. Yeah that's very interesting and yet and yet. Minder standing is in Scandinavian particularly the more. Open the opportunity for women the more they gravitate to more traditionally feminine roles. It's true I mean I. I always thought at least from what I know of particularly Sweden. Yeah I always thought like the feminist super progressive people can use that. Moore's an example of when women are provided this ultimate level of terrorism. They resort back to oftentimes being mothers more. This the data is they go more in the direction of what we would call traditionally Feminine Race Right. They seem more interested. In that more relational kinds of career paths resumes. I'm sure in the studio and at Corolla digital there's a lot of bemoaning about like the modern feminist movement and I certainly have my problems with Some of the ways it's been handled but I do think that particular child rearing and how we handle it in this country. That's like one of the main areas where we can get better like the way we treat women around having giving birth and then how we take care of them after. I don't think it's right. I think we need to give them of wider berth. You'll permit me to say that word do their job and do this. And then pursue their career. Yeah part of his is Fertility technologies get letting them control fertility. Sure big faith in that. But Oh shoot I was gonna ask you something My brain this morning Having the worst time it took Melatonin last night was telling Mike. And it's making me sort of groggy. Yeah very weird. Melatonin IS IS A. I'm a big Fan but I've noticed this is all anecdotal just from seeing how different people deal with it. Yeah it varies greatly in terms of how out of nothing to wipe out your and to me it. It puts me to sleep better than an Ambien Literally doesn't keep me asleep as well. Well it it only can promise you about forty five exactly and then I wake up during. I'm ready to go and I can't get back to sleep. Oftentimes or I get about seven hours. And then I'm groggy. Yeah sometimes what I'll do because it's four or five math. A RETAKE. No retake the myth Melatonin. And then I'm F- during the day so today is one of those days so so tell me more about what you're covering it health and fitness. What's going on in my collection? Well there's a mill that's a saturated market preoccupation changes. Yes I mean. It's so crazy. What people worry about ended up SAS about it's almost exports generally in a worrying about data and stuff like that is a similar kind of feel to it. Honestly my biggest motivation for doing it was that I'm a guy through trial and error through experience and being an absolute geek about it. I've gotten to a place where I really feel like. I do know the answers. And there's so much insane. I'm just an unbelievable amount of Rone's information that people are saturated with and you see people and women just getting into the gym or just undertaking a diet protocol and obsessing about Shit. That absolutely doesn't fucking matter. You know and and and I see all the and I get emails and I get. Dm's and I get fucking tweets all day long of Peop- of a nineteen year old boy. Who WHO's maximum dead? Lift is one hundred ninety pounds. And he's asked me about working in dynamic movements into his strength training to make sure that he should be doing a third day of pause squats bench presses to help get myself out of the whole. I was like dude. You're not strong strong person. Honestly I I see a lot of people who are worrying about interior decorating before. They've even built their house right and and and bothers me and by the way some people are going to build a house that it's a mini house not gonna be a lot of interior design. No and it's not. It's not going to be music. Just lend your genetics. But at the same time I do think real real fitness real health and those are two separate issues they are but I don't think they should be because I know you and I both know. Many people men and women young and old who embody physique that you would look at and say is healthy or not for sure but but just just thirty years ago. The two were one and the same the same throw bodybuilders in the early eighties. They were healthy people but pro bodybuilders in the early nineties were disgusting. Messes still doing plenty of series word? But you're asking me for it at the gym. They didn't trust me guys who are stepping onstage. Mr Olympia Nineteen eighty-three. They're still alive. And they look all right. You know what I'm saying guys. You're stepping onstage in nineteen ninety-three overwhelming majority of them are dead yes and that's pharmacology. Yeah so let me get my own personal example myself as it pertains to health versus fitness. I'm pretty fed yet. Maintain a pretty much my whole life. Prostate cancer yeah has nothing to do with whole story nothing whatsoever. I Have Lynch Syndrome. I I'm prone to polyps and colon cancer. Nothing I can do about that except screen. And here's the here's where the really rubber hits the road and crosses over with fitness lately because added calcium screen lightly. Lo and behold my calcium score zero point zero and my vascular health is good but I've delegation myopic route from all the vowel Salva from weightlifting. Oh so maybe maybe it might just be genetic but here the sense It's right so now. The situation with all the user of heavy lifting. I'm like Fitness has caused a health problem. You see how how crosses over and it's not that I've been that excessive either. I'm not taking steroids or anything to to do this. I've just liked it now. I've got a really pay attention to how heavy I'm going to make sure I don't put an excessive trains threatened pressure on my my my Arctic Arch right but advanced advanced practices oftentimes compromise your health. And that's the point. You need to know that but that goes in many directions if you run marathons save your compromising your health if you are a professional powerlifter you're compromising your health. But that doesn't mean that John Neither jogging and be I'm pretty. I'm not sure a guy who sixty two. Yeah Okay One. Sixty one with thirty eight years of weightlifting started fourteen. Okay so so you can say I'm not a professional powerlifter and you're not a professional bodybuilder. Yes little but what you've done to. Your body is above invest. It's excessive but not really excessive but it's again where this thing crosses over and people understand same thing on wellness and mental health. That bothers me too. Yeah you pay attention to wellness and you pay attention to your mental health. Absolutely different thing. That's another big another big thing. I wanted to a little box. I wanted to check off with this. Podcast is that don't even take into consideration the fact that they're like all right. It's January first twenty twenty. I'm going to get a new. I'M GONNA lose twenty pounds and I'm going to gain some muscle. I'm GONNA look great. All of that is meaningless. If your anxiety radio depress all you know I it really and also another big factor that I didn't even necessarily anticipate becoming such a thing on alert. Tommy John Tommy John Tommy. John doesn't give an if not they don't get you have three F.'s. Fabric fit and function proprietary fabrics. That form like nothing. You've ever worn before. Yes Mike. 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Mikey likes you. but addiction and recovery has become an an an essential component to it. And I didn't realize I did with love line. You got so many calls in and it started. You started to see the kind of the sea change what you. But that's the thing about loveland you'd have a real time assessment of what's going on out there and guess what's going on drugs and alcohol so okay but people need to. I mean essentially everybody whether it's directly or it's a loved one is affected by addiction in twenty and so that to to not assume death rate is out of effing control if the corona virus were killing and flu or killing as many people as opiates people would be running in the streets screaming. It's true Well A and that the the point I always make is granted gun. Violence is serious and anyone getting shot and killed is a terrible thing but let's be realistic. The overwhelming majority of us are never ever ever going to be affected by gun violence. It's just not realistic. It's not science. It's not true but the media every single day. We are covering gun violence. We are all every single person listening to this. You and I both are going to be affected by addiction greatly. That is a guarantee yet. We don't talk about it as if it is that big of a problem you know so. The press is a distorted Cesspool about that. Well I I gotTa cut the press some slack. I won't because you're right. They are definitely exploitive. At times capital they are vay. Our opportunity stick more so than they are. They're not doing measure but but but at the same time drew it is. It is a business. I understand. And they cl- then abandoned the professional status of abandoned. The idea that journalist is the fifth arm of the government abandoned the idea of having done they always claim when people come back at them. We have journalistic integrity to abandon that then. Okay to caveat it your business go. I think to say like the New York. Times is still under that. We'll look back on. Listen listen what's happening at the listen. Listen One's happy New York Times is here's an article in the New York Times this morning. Is that New York Times becoming a monopoly because they are become because they are the last batch of something like journalism and they are have more digital digital subscribers than the Wall Street Journal The Washington Post in two hundred fifty local Gannett papers combined. Jesus yeah and all their former competitors are now working for them which is good and of course like any business cycle that will mean opportunity for other journalists or other newspapers later. But for now it's GonNa be a bit of an opponent an animal cool with that. They have standards standards now. They're they're biased but their standards. Remember promise you that that life magazine spot life Here here it right now. You do tell me how you react to it. It's kind of interesting. It's not as gender nonspecific as I was as it registered in my head. Here it is Mike expectable right. Mikey Mikey low again. My sheet anything. How thanks for your little. So they're playing with the topic right I. It looks like a little boy then boom. It's a girl. Yeah I mean Mike is a is i. I know some little girls named Mikey. I'm not saying look for our entire my entire adolescent young adult years. Mikey was the kid. The boy on the with the freckles on the life cereal commercials and they're playing with that I get it. It's good yeah but Just you know interesting. That Shit For the most part is very meaningless. And where like I'm a big believer that we should push to get equality for for african-americans for black African American women for more of homosexuals for lesbians for transportation. I'm a big believer in it. I really do think that. If you're talking to the segment of this country that is still reticent to kind of get onboard. The worst thing you can do is make a big deal out of manholes being named manholes the worst thing you can do is make a big deal out of Latino and Latina and calling it Latin X and making an because that stuff is it fucking meaningless making sure that horse is out of the making sure that you say latine Latin x instead of Latino or Latina Literally Zero Hispanic. People are affected by that pot. Zero bar are positively affected by that making sure that that some city calls their manholes people holes literally zero women are having their lives benefited by that but but it fatigues the people who you want to kind of get on board with Adam always says it's about controlling the narrative control and air to control the politics and that sort of what's been happening but it's there is a bit of a pushback on it. Seems like either. I mean my daughter. I reading a book on consent right now and we were looking at Gender I'm a big fan of tinder consent. Hey Good I'm glad I Rueda's to. He's learning he's learning. Yeah at least from what we understand before the show. I'll make maybe we'll bring them in and bringing them at some point maybe tomorrow But we start looking at gender identity. Titles yeah got about fifty of them. Yeah that's dumb and got confusing and I couldn't keep track of them and it's real and it's and it's all about control and it has nothing to do and same thing with sexual identity to got a bunch of them there that's dumb and it was really strict. Remli straight you're gay. You're by o-man. If the end goes way way beyond that into you know people only attracted to gender fluid by non binary types or sometimes only attracted but also off row in a fourth category Preferred not to comment. That's all there should be seen with sexual identity with gender identity male-female prefer not to say and you know what is America. We should respect prefer not to say. Well how about preferred to say. I'll let you know but you know I'd rather not comment right now that that should be the cover all religion. I do believe that there is a place beyond men and women and this is America and you should be free to do whatever to be in that space. But to say that they're seventy different terms to get their fuck you and all that does again is alienate fatigue and anger the people that you're trying to get on board with you. Well let me first tell you about eight sleep. Everybody research shows are how important sleep is on Energie. Physical performance overall health sleep is fitness. We grew that if you toss and turn your to Hollick roller to cold like me sleeping. Adr Ideal temperature helps you sleep longer. I slept on the eight sleep pod. It automatically adjust temperature for the deepest most comfortable sleep. 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If you're going to the office every day and the guy sitting next to you or the Gal sitting next to you has a different box of chocolates or donuts every day or you have kids that you feed them nothing but sugar and macaroni and cheese. Your environment really affects your number. Two is stress. People don't factor that in if you're fucking wife's on her case and you're angry and your boss is really giving you shit that makes your choices in the food that you eat so much different. It's it's weird because it's it's you know Freud. You always talk about the fact that we had a we had a limited amount of psychic energy and some of that psychic energy has to get put towards suppressing dominant impulse. I want a donut. And then making a different choice. If your frontal lobe is tied up upset and and you know releasing energy towards your boss and your co workers it's not available to suppress that donut. You're going for the DONUT. Also you want the gratification to another big factor in that that was getting into this spot here than a huge factor. That people don't fucking consider is sleep. You get eight solid our sleep for three days in a row. Your adherence to a diet is way better than if you're sleeping four five hours a night. It's a tremendously different. It's a people can't you? Can't underestimate how big a deal sleep is and we're all even people like myself who are really committed to help. Yeah I'm the guy who still looking at my phone at fucking eleven o'clock at night and it's like it's such a dumb thing to do. It's so dumb that I would eat broccoli and lean sterling all day and then not sleep well right. So here's my version of that when I was a resident that a medical student profoundly sleep-deprived all the time and I would eat graham crackers apple juice and ensure all sounds. Great is ridiculous. Sounds real ridiculous? But that's what I would pass in the back rooms and stuff and grabbing put my mouth. I feel better. I was in my grabbing my mouth. I didn't know speaking of which I feel like. I should talk to rudy about this. What he has experience in jail and Oakland and Let me Hi Rudy. Hey Man. Hey thanks come. Full honor dog. Looks good on a you know I love you. I love dogs to even be here with all his crazy. Land flaws in like. It's good to bring you in all this and it's good weed it'll instagram. People can look for that later. Here's thing Mike and I were talking about sexual identity and all these different names for it now and tell people that story what happened to you in prison. Locked up in two thousand and three in or like I was not being the person I should be doing life. You know and I'm not like a murder took stolen cars. You know and then I got into drugs and like I started robbing to feed my hobby so I got my third offense and I was locked up for eleven years so like I went in thinking like I'm not into Pete though I'm not into Dick you know like next thing I know like on. My soulmate is veteran include. He started to to blast my asshole like like real good morning you'll put my face down. He was a big big bull. He'd been in jail for Longtime Susan Jack. Big Buffet put my face Z. Rapier you'll blah. Yeah I asked my asshole. Yeah I learned to love the Oakland like I got almost Stockholm bullet hole. Yeah you got to talk on Butthole and so my question is what would you call your sexual identity as a sexual identity? Monica name for everything now and I thought. Wow what is rudy sexually? What I thought about this is my sexual identity. It's all good. You're all good all good dog like put on. Good philly placide butthole. We need to know mad women. I don't think it'll pass the progressive Bar I don't give a fuck. I don't saying passes East Los Bar a No I get that and I'm just wondering if there's we can come up with a good name for Any port in a storm. It's I think it's something specific to trout. Which is the translation of true check? Chow which means out phillies ladies put like if a guy's got a nice. Vani PIZZA FOR ME. I'm down okay. You're still that way yom down like that. You know what I'm saying like for the most part my wife doesn't like it because it's still a major in the back of my head you know. I'm like you know I'm open to it okay. How was that girl by the way? She's good though. She recently started getting some of that way back home but she's no like healthy weight for no. I understand but it scares me what you might do to help her with that. You get when she gets depressed with her way. You kind of go to extreme. I know but I kept telling her like. Oh look at the instagram models. None of them are skinny meaningful. You know La guys like the the the beefy legs and ask you know like we like a little bit of you know and I'm I'm like into natural cheese. I don't like big cheese. Good because she's she's real happy. She feels real comfortable and complicating started doing the squats and the hippo. Wow good for getting kind of jealous working Jama juice. Nah Don fool but noise. It's a better life. I work at enterprise rent a car. Oh you're your own salesman. I know like people. They trust me. They need me full. You know what I'm saying you. If you're in the market for rent a car come outer enterprise in bellflower and hoc you up dog. You know give you coward. Thanks for stopping by very much. Look out in bellflower. Good good guy. He's he's a good guy he's like. He's leading an a new life. They don't drug tested at enterprise. So really we'll but I don't think anybody's tested cannabis anymore because it's drivers like ups. I talked to my up. I actually really friendly. With like my. Ups Guy including an enterprise doesn't test though. No no because he. You don't drive there. Will you you driving pick up people's points? Maybe he doesn't do that. Maybe just maybe you're you probably works in some type of physical capacity to Jim Mo. He's not he's not so I don't know I never really talked about. I know that he's really are. He gets really good benefits and stuff so he's happy rudy sauce. There aren't that many rudy's at anymore that's so not true. I seen they're all getting older. When was the last time you went to a dodgers game and didn't sing the national anthem? When was the last time you actually sat in the stands like a normal person? Yeah it's been a war okay. There's fucking over a million rupees in this. They're they're they're like enlighten their millennial. Different note different nineteen year old. Kids aren't Rudy's anymore. Ninety year. Old Kids Aren't chose. That's for sure right. You know what I'm saying. Thirty five and over. Oh Yeah Yeah. I'd say they're getting older. And the new. They're not making new ones. But that's the same thing as saying like in Huntington Beach. There's no like rock and rollers anymore. Because it's all the kids are GonNA fucking DJ's skinny jeans and Shit you know it's true like all the guys who are wearing vans dickey shorts and all that they're they're forty. You know all the guys who are listening to fighters and pretty big distance though between the Nineteen Year Old Hispanic in Los Angeles and the forty year old. Yeah but I will say in the more in the skate world. It's crazy because you start you like I live in Venice so I get to see firsthand like a six year old kid. The Skate Park is dresses. Like I didn't high school like that's the throwback and he's listening to ease listening to fucking black flag and stuff like it's raising nineties throwback. It's time for like bagging. You 'cause like baggy closed so not in for the last fifteen twenty years. 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#1213 Halfway Into This Conversation I'd Put A Pistol In My Mouth

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#1213 Halfway Into This Conversation I'd Put A Pistol In My Mouth

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I support show We're talking last show about visual progress. And how it's a major part of my world And I realize it doesn't affect or at least might not be attractive to many others is very attractive to me. I want to see things different than they were the day before. Yes I the reason I probably tell. People like let's organizers garage. Let's organize just warehouse or clean your office or I want to see it. Look different than it does now and when I was as a glorified guber back in the day make an eight or nine bucks an hour on some working on some residential remodeled. Or whatever ever. I always had this thought where it's like when the when the when the boss would go Take the pilot. DRYWALL and put it upstairs master bedroom and they'd go. I'm going in Walt Lumber and they'd leave. I think when it comes back that DRYWALL POSCO GONNA come back. It's GONNA walk past the nonexistent try wall pile. Just the done it on the ground just the risers risers on the sitting on. It's GONNA walk past and it's going to go where the hell this going go. It's in in the bedroom just like he told me to. You know it'd be impressed. Yeah and I'M GONNA be oppressed and I'm going to. I remember like the whole time I did it. It was always like we gotta have the garage roof breath. Roof sheathed off before Friday knocking off. I want that I want that thing. I want to get it done. You know and then it would do things like well. You weren't able or not able to finish the garage roof by Friday and I go okay. Well let's just do the side that faces the street because when I'm standing in the driveway I want to look up and see it. She wanted to look like we've done it. And it was always a very major component for me. I get that and I was in a big hurry all the time to have that stuff done and then I realized I realized there people that don't work that outweigh and then I realized people who sort of have a wiring where they kind kind of push push the opposite direction of that like some house become attractive. I was working with My Old Cohort Oswaldo and the reason as Waldo although doesn't work with me or ray or crafts because he works super slow and he has this he pushes against what we're talking about and he doesn't really I understand it. I remember backup league. Hollywood house would make mistakes so drive you crazy well. He does a lot of that but he also was like he'd go out on a drywall. Run and come back four days later four hours later going to lunch run Quebec like three hours on the ticket that they're like come on to pick it up. Just pick it up you know and so today so I had this funny thing whereas I so I haven't worked with them for years ears and no one will work with them because how he is and so. There's no such thing as a good carpenter. That's out of work. There's no such thing and he came over here a few weeks ago and he threw himself on the mercy of the court because he doesn't work it doesn't work quickly or efficiently and thus everyone he's worked for his figure that out does he follow directions. To there's there's a back running with that is there's a witches brew of all reasons why you can't have of Ozzy work for you right now if you do it for a living then you can pay Ozzy Twenty five bucks but you need to make forty bucks off of him. You'RE NOT GONNA make forty bucks off ozzy so thus if it's your business you can't employ Ozzy so for Ray and Chris. It's their business. And you can't employ ozzy if it's your business for me it's not my business so I can afford a certain amount of charity but I found myself having conversations with him which went I will hire you but you have to work which Write a book called halfway into this conversation. Put a pistol in my mouth like I've had conversations with people were like I would just put a pistol in my head. What part of rinsing the coffee Mug don't you understand? Why do I have to bring this up? Please put a Spritz of water. I don't want to discuss it again. I put the pistol in my mouth if someone who is speaking to me that way and if someone was saying I don't really want to hire you I will but you have to work mark. If you're not working I will fire you and I will check and if you show up and you do not work. You must work if you don't work. I've kept saying that to me I'd go. What the fuck am I doing that? I've left this indelible impression on everybody that I don't were yes. Yes yes it's amazing and what happened so I kinda spotted. It was these are all. It's it's I get lost to this sort of a sand through the hourglass of your mind you had to forget like is. It's like that thing it's like it's like you had a roommate. Who drove you nuts? And then at some point He moved out and then at some point it was six years and at some point he was like hey man kinda crashing yourself. Oh I like yeah I guess it's been awhile since day one you're like Oh yeah that's why I drove me right. That's why he drove me. Nuts right so I I said so. There's a bunch of different tools on the job. Right GonNa try to picture yourself in in my world I'm hustling. I'm doing my hustle and I called for framing inspection when this is at the new place. Yeah when it gets a sheer wall all up and Blah Blah Blah I mean my vp visual progress hustle. Now I also have to work that day so I'm there in the morning. I'm run run run through this. That and I'm trying to figure out the most efficient and people do a lot of things that drive me bonkers like Algo y which happens all the time. I'm in this world where you'll get taxed and it's Peter Gone Guys. Need One more sheet a sturdy floor and They WANNA know if they can go to Anna Walton. Get it and then I'll go a hold up and then at some point I'll talk the other guy and he'll go. We need a bunch. TICO clips are eight thirty five. Whatever this'll missile simpson hardware thing along with four foot straps and I go okay? Good those guys. They're When they go to Anna Wall to get the one sheet of plywood I would just get the one Cheetah sub floor tell them to get the TICO clamps are yeah? They're they're they're they're gone. Yeah what do you mean gone though. They went to get at the sheet. But what about the other stuff. I went from Anna Wall. Yeah well they just took off what they didn't tell you that I just left how many times I said everyone. If you're going somewhere ask it may be a lag. Bolt that may be a through ball. Maybe a tico cliff. I just don't go on a solo lumber run to get one stick of wood and bring it back. Ask somebody if they need a tube of caulking support. He's there's always something you need and it's like well we'll just go back and get the yeah. I know I know you're just going to go back. Why don't you ask? And they'll go like I didn't know anybody wanted. No No. Don't just leave. Go ask the the head guy if you can leave that. That's the stuff that it drives me insane so I said to ozzy the other day again. This is one of those. Oh yeah this is. What drives me nuts I Saddam Saddam the with By the way with a just in general kind of very casual sort of slow moving ving demeanor like you know there's people you go go go out to the truck and grab the level and come back and they jog who purpose they move with purpose and our people. This kind of Mope Nope meander over somewhere so weird there is a kind of a Latin part of it which is like you're not the boss of me and it's like hey buddy I'm not the one who's unemployable. I am the Bossio. While you're you're throwing yourself on the mercy they try to salvage a little pride back after begging for a job because no one will employ them just does he understand and why he was not being employed. Nobody really just think there weren't any jobs you know what I'm saying. Nobody I've said why do you think won't work. Yeah Yeah why do you think they. Won't you know because there are assholes like there's hate him the here there's no internalizing any luck. If there was an ounce of internalisation figure this out a long time ago so I said we're going to cut this year wall. It's half inch plywood. We need like four sheets. Stack them on top of each other. Even them up. I'll I'll draw one line. The top will bury the blade. And we'll cut all four of them at once gonNA WANNA cut him individually not no need to so I see him walking so I was like. There's a bunch of circular saws over there in the work pile over there and the with all the tools are grabbed the grabbed the saw. Grab the cord. We'll we'll meet at the Powell blaster this thing and I see him walking over to the pile with a skill saw. Aw that's covered in like slurry call letter or basically what happens when you take a diamond blade. A Masonry Blade to smooth circle looks like a disc when no teeth on it and you drop it down meant you pour water ice scored it with wires. I flew and makes exists. Slurry this weird cement slur and then the saw eventually gets covered with that. And I have brand new SAWS with brand new. Would cutting blades AIDS on them like in the pile so I go So He's walking with the with the saw that's got the masonry played on it. That's beat to shit and it's Kinda Shit saw used to do the wet sawing in the masonry. He's walking toward the drywall with it. And I go what are you. What are you doing because take a ticket a skill saw? Change Your plane. Whatever I go no stop? There's a blade is a blade right there. That's all that that that's a Hitachi. She's got the blade on it. Go take that use that. And he's like. Oh yeah okay. It's kind of like I like the skill saw better. Look it's just a circular saw all you're doing is plowing through rough stuff. This is just sheer wall under the DRYWALL. Mo- advocate for half inch off. Your line just blasted through put the a kite edge on top factor factory on the bottom. What Blah Blah? So he goes okay so he goes and gets the circular saw and gets the circular saw and He cuts it blasts through it. No problem I'll throw a few sheets up and then I show up today and when I show up I'm so I go all right. Let's We got to do more share wall. So let's stack up the sheer wall and let's cut it and do it again. And he goes okay and he starts reaching I see him bringing out the skill saw saw with all the masonry Goo on it again and I go what are you know. Don't use that saw. And he shows me he changed toyed. I said he changed a blade. Yeah I put the would blade on the maze around. I'm like all right. But what do we. I just wanted to use his kind of excuses. That's a left hand saw. This is a right hand saw. It really doesn't matter. You just grab it. It's rough and you look at look down. There's a marker in the front. Just go down the line with US your right hand. Use Your left hand just just Mothra. It's it's it's share waltz rough construction. It's going behind drywall. I wall red. He took the time to pull off the masonry blade and then put a new blade on but didn't have a new blade. He took one off of the other saw that he should have been using that he should have been using any put it on that so I said okay. Fine whatever start cutting so I started whatever I go the way I come back I turn around on the sitting where the all the tools are. And he's he's taking off off the blade off of off of the skill set and I go what. What are you taking the playoff skill software? And he went. I took the played. Take get a blade off the other saw. I put it on a skill salt. But it's an old used blade. It's not sharp and God damn it is just go get the other saw with the blade blade on it. I grab it I go get out of the way put on blaster the site in eight seconds. Throw this on the ground and it's it's done now. I realized Oh. Oh that's his thing. That's the thing I I told them not to do. Don't use that's on that that that meant it's time it's time secondly secondly he took the blade off of one saw took the blade off the other saw transferred it to that saw then was gonna take it off. I mean you know how much time that visit of not just blasting through this thing with the fucking thing now. He doesn't want me telling him what to do and he's used to the skill saw that that's got beat to shit and I don't care if you're used to it. You have a circular saw right next to it that we use the day before. Without any controversy I see whatsoever but he decided he was using that I told him no and so when I left he did take the time but he stopped the switch the blaze which is just a big time consuming fucking math would you. You don't want to sit down conversation with them. There is no there is no there is no conversation. That's the way he works. Yeah that's the way. He thinks that's the way he operates is no conversation. Remind everybody but lifelock two hundred sixty million two hundred sixty seven million. FACEBOOK USERS had their names. ID's phone numbers expose making them targets for spam phishing scams identity theft. Well we like the Internet. We I like the convenience. We lack our social media. 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Adam call one eight hundred lifelock or head to lifelock dot com and use Promo Code Adam for twenty five percent off so so when you're wired for visual progress. That's a wiring wired like ozzy that's a wiring just just is to slow it down employees and look for yes in people. Sorry but here's what I'm saying. There's the task at hand. And then there's what's going on over here there and I'm like task at hand task at hand task at hand they are. Let's drift over here in monkey with this stuff and you go. Where are you going? What are you doing going and they go? I'm working on a ladder ability to prioritize. You can't you can't not judgment of the prioritizing they're also kind of looking to get Out of doing what they're supposed to be doing. which is I get it like? I used to work in that world in that world when somebody somebody would go. Hey man someone's got to go to the Catalina paint store and pick up a whole five gallon my hand or go flying up like anything to stop doing what I'm doing someone else's truck I'll be back in ninety minutes. I'm going to be listening to the radio. You know what I mean like I wanna I wanNA tap out anything anything kind of tap out and even something like going and changing a blade or whatever just a little business. That's not really worked. It's Kinda over here at hand is the my experience with trying to teach somebody something that's unteachable at an employee wants that KIP was dyslexic. Clearly kept writing down the wrong phone numbers when patients would leave serve return call numbers And I would go. Hey Hey we got a problem here. That's the number they left. I go no no. This person's been leaving their callback number for twenty five years. You took down the wrong. That's what she told me and then I would. Then after. That happened a hundred times. I would say this never happened before we never had this problem. Problem with the numbers being wrong so just try to pay attention or ask them again. That's the number they gave me. What do you do now now? What are we going to do? Well this is is my no Mayo. Means Extra Mail means you said extra mail. What part of Sandwich Construction? Or here's my phone number where you screw up your own phone number. Does that exist three four five times. I'll take that a hundred times. No no why would anyone. What fifteen times now saying? They wanted extra Mayo. They hated Mayo. And why would someone leave the wrong phone number when their phone number even once. It's like they didn't give you the wrong number. You heard it eroded down. Let's work on that. Let's let's ask it twice. Maybe write it down down to have a little mechanism here. So this doesn't happen and it's serious business when it does medical stuff on the other end. Oh Yeah I saw. It was That was the end of that. I mean what about my car carbide blades situation that is fair grievance grave man consequences I I also. Here's what I've also realized with a lot of people a lot more showing the blue collar world. Maybe you'll probably give me examples in the white collar world when guys start reaching for something like I'm going to get this saw with the diamond blade on it and you you head them off at the Paseo. Hey Hey what are you doing. I'm using what I don't know. Put it back us that saw. Oh you'll used that saw that time. Yeah then you leave right and when you oh come back. They're using their saw with the blade they pulled off your songs now a dull blade and then when a change it again they don't do. They'll do what you WANNA do while you're standing there right you leave. I've experienced. They're all the same guy by the way of experienced all experienced these guys at oppositional defiant stuff or it just it's it's it's the worst version of pride. Pride is covers offers a ton of bills. You know what I mean. Our guys are very set in their ways when it comes to. I know what I want to do. And like I've I've had it happened where it's it's like. I had a guy and he was doing my floor. Whatever and he was? Like I'M GONNA I'm GonNa do these treads. I'm going to send him with the with the pads Santer vibrating branding center and I sit and remember the story. I said don't do it. I said get get the random orbital sanders. It'll be twice as fast. Okay well I think capacity data to get the random orbital that's twice as fast pat centers are better now and moral okay okay and then I laughed and then I came back he had the pats her out and I said what are you doing with bad Santa and he said I couldn't find the disk for the random. It's like there's a huge box of them sitting right next like like what do you mean you could. You couldn't find. You couldn't find him or you're telling me to fuck off and by the way I want to write a book called. This is how you stay stupid. You don't think I know more than you. I used to use a pad sander. They're not very good then. I found a random orbital sander. They're wildly effective. And I wouldn't be telling you to use something that I didn't have standing desks for it or if you'd have reason are didn't have reason make it longer and hearts my house house right all those things. Why not just do it? The answer is those guys have a weird retarded pride. It's like the guys that are from the Super Shitty neighborhoods like the eight. Oh five place in your school is ranked one eighty seven out of two hundred in Los Angeles. What's what's the big pride of the? Yeah the eight okay but then then let's have it be nothing. Yeah if that's all there is then let's make it nothing. So I saw uncut jump gems last night. Oh Sandler film you guys seen this yet. Now now I want to yeah. It's it's worth seeing. It's a two hour panic attack. I mean if you want to know what to feel my life feels like it would be in my body. This film will give you that you being you say not the way we did. Yes man before or after we walking horse trial yeah. That's just too good movie code for what went on trial now. Good movie was good movie Yes can ah Garnett's is good. Sandler's excellent I was a little surprised. He's sort of playing a version of himself. there's a piece of him. It's not that it was not acting was acting it was good acting but It was sandler ethics. Some of the stuff that he was he was into familiar stuff But really interesting dynamic complicated and you will. It's a it's like a rollercoaster ride. You're in a panic. The whole damn time. The only thing I've managed to watch was nineteen seventeen. Oh I WANNA see that. Did you get a trailer for it or something. Good oh no it's good. I've just thinking when you said did you get a trail. I know what you meant. That's why I just said yes because because everyone else goes no I saw white people never understand why people don't understand that conversations pretty infinite and their slip-ups and there's the words that are transposed there used the wrong weapon still know what people are talking about. Because I told you I saw the whole movie. Yes so wouldn't be the trailer and obviously you wouldn't be excited about seeing the trailer do that on your phone right yes I will I shall give you. The disk is a good. Oh Yeah it's good the thing that's couple the. There's I believe it's important to watch movies like that. Because when you see paintings of old general's on their horses or something like that it's a tapestry and see old World War One footage you see a black can white grainy whatever but when you see it real color you go okay. These were real people living in this. What they thought was a modern time? This is about the British will want experience. Forget what it's called It's on the planes against. Yeah I think I've seen it. Yeah it's it's it's interesting realize what hell all these people had to endure. And then also if you're like me you just all you can think about is the constant waste of of war. You know it's a church you see back then there's there's a there's a much greater symbolism to it to me me because when you see these buildings these old churches buildings or whatever factories are that were bombed out whether it's World War One or Dresden or whatever you see that all the whole top has caved in and missing where the belltower was and everything but underneath that is brick bric brick Rick Rick Rick Rick Burke whole brick ball caved in brick. But somebody's stack those by hand one at a time this literally really one at a time. The Twin Towers are gone but that was cranes and girders in I beams and kind of mechanization this one. Yeah there was a dude with a trowel buttering up each brek setting it. tam-tam camping on it with the handle of his initiative. Yeah all over. Everything's a waste but for some reason the stack it by hand seeing the the burnt out Hulk Lca that thing like it's like Oh my God yes just destroyed. Everything took so long and sat there for four hundred years touch by the blow. It up shot at it. Whatever like everyone's dead horses are dead and carriages and the everything's knocked over and fucked up Pity like for what what we end up. We ended up with a Second World War right the Second World War as I was studying a a little bit. I never really knew. But all these idiots that are like what are you drop the atomic bomb on Harashina and we gotta go there apologize and with but but but they don't have the exact numbers but they think maybe sixty thousand eighty thousand or somewhere in that range of hair Chicago humongous sake but forgot his over one hundred thousand 'cause we dropped like fourteen thousand tons of firebombed Dresden. No now not dressing hand Japan. I'm on the same island pros if we are I plan was that place is basically basically made out of wood. And we're GONNA firebomb their ass and we just cranked up the B seventeen or b twenty five or whatever it is and we dropped tons hundreds of tonnes thousands of tons of incendiary bombs on just Japan. And we did it night after night after night and it was just fire after fire after fire and we did it. We'd go out it. Dropped fourteen thousand tonnes one night and dropped fourteen thousand tons to following night. We didn't care that's all we did. And one hundred thousand plus people died and they didn't seem bothered by it they did. They didn't give up and they got their shit back together. And that was that and then what what started happening happening is we started losing some planes where like scrambling that Zeros to go out there and get it over one hundred over one hundred thousand dead millions millions and millions homeless places burnt out. Here's what I'm saying. Dead dead versus atomic bomb. Dead versus firebomb firebomb dead versus alligator. It's just debt right. It's just dead. It's a war it's dead we dropped. We killed one hundred thousand thousand plus people and then had tens of thousands homeless dying in. The streets are relatively malaria. Whatever that no oh problem? Oh never comes up. Yeah Hey regime in Nagasaki. That's a big deal except for less less numbers debt right so maybe saved further. Uh Well we would add keep bombing and then we would have eventually hit the beach. Yeah and and doing an invasion of the mainland. Okay so now. We didn't do that because we did this. I'm just saying I I. It's a hard thing for the human mind to do. It's not that hard for me. I know it's not that hard if no no this is it's a number. Yeah I get it and this part I just don't like dropping a bomb. Yeah no I don't either but that's so it works. Well it's pertinent to something that happened last week with that Iranian general. Getting killed right. I mean like he was going to kill a bunch of Americans. Yeah it's a hard thing for the brain to handle. But that's that's the dialysis. I have zero difficulty handling all all that stuff We've done the trolley experiment difficulty. All right let me take Tommy. John Tommy John Man. They don't give an F like I don't know about the hair. Shema Nagasaki Asaki the numbers thing for me fabric fit and function proprietary fabrics. That perform like nothing ever worn before no wedgie guarantee comfortable. 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