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"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"Seventy seven hundred people survived two thousand two hundred eight minus seven hundred people. That's the way to phrase it like. Why don't they just say how many died like making us mathematician? Fifteen hundred people automatics. Okay here's another interesting paragraph. That might like clear. Some things up the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration which represents the public's the public's interest in the wreck site fiercely opposes the mission. The Noaa argued in court documents at the Telegraph is likely surrounded by the mortal remains of more than fifteen hundred people and should be left alone agreed and the rain remains are still down there. Like why can't we get them 'cause they're like brittle no or like don't bodies like they? Just what's The word disintegrate? Yeah Flesh Bones. Like vichy them. The sole that's hurting. I'm speaking out because I speaking out isn't right. Are you part of the Noaa? Now I'm part of the Oceanic Bob of the brief transmission sent among those ships wireless operators Sikato bursts of information and emotion. Tell the story titanic's desperate fate that night. The confusion chaos panic futility and fear. That's great. Let's pick up a box full of recordings of people fearing for their lives. Who the fuck wants that? Yeah no I'm I'm with a on this one it's going to be you know for me dog so those are the five stories and honestly. I do feel as that you needed to know them for. Sure very informative be beginning to a dinner party soon if your state as long not yet zoom dinner party and let us know what you think about them going down to the titanic. I some You know yesterday. We asked a lot of the viewers. Let us know if they were also sync up with us on their cycles. The third period of the quarantine and a lot of us to think and I just think that's wonderful and special on. I completely agree okay. Let's dive into RTD RECAP SEGMENT. Let's talk about Bannon pump. Pearl season finale. On there were actually some wonderful parts of it and it really for me cemented. The fact that we need new blood like the Danika Sheena double moment was everything. Because you want to know why neither of them have anything to lose like they don't care they just WanNa be seen all of these. Jeez they have multi million dollar mansions. They're not gonNA fuck shit up and be nuts. They don't need to do that anymore. But DANIKA lives in a tiny apartment. I'm sure like she has absolutely nothing to lose. Sheena number two flew here from Vegas just to get her moment and she was everything of the sort like. I wish they let her sit behind. Daassi for two more hours because I was dying and I was loving it and Danika just like putting your ass where it doesn't belong but it started this amazing bite like that was. That was the best part of the whole season. I totally agree. And this one episode really cemented. The need for two different shows because were a few interesting moments and they took place on completely different hemispheres. One Danika Sheena to point out just like the fact that there is a sheen that you point out when like she now loves her and she's use a you like I just it's hilarious and that is like what we need from the Sir crew then also interesting one stacey looking at houses two million dollars. Bo Talk saying that. He's not gonNA put down the down payment like thank you for your honesty and Lala trying to make a home with Randall. Putting out since cheeses in mccown's and in Belair nonetheless right in Belair all the girls sitting around you know looking just on a different. It's just a different show. They're on a different show and I would watch. Both of those shows separately together. It's just like I can't I need to be in zone for a certain thing and that's just I think where this needs to happen next. Also they didn't give us a preview for the reunion. I was really bombed. Because I've heard the reunions really good. They say that about reunion but it's also virtual so like it can't be the best thing ever but I'm sure it'll be good. Atlanta one was good But we need to talk about. Jack's we need to talk about Jack's because I'm a Jackson apologised but of course I I know and understand that his behavior. This season is like not good. It's super unstable. The way he talks to Brittany is so sad. The Way Britney that has to defend her husband to her friends. Like that sucks. But I think there's an underlying thing going on here and that people think Jackson crazy. He thinks he's better than everyone he didn't want. Put the Sir Shirt on and as much as I thought he was being unreasonable also kind of understood it because I think what a lot of people forget is like this show was built on the back and like the embarrassment of a lot of people specifically Jack there were so many moments that like made this show him sleeping with Christian him. The chunky knitted sweater him running biggest getting a fight like he really made this show him. I would say him. Kristen and saucy like really made dish like they bled out for the show and I am sure that it fucking kills him to walk into Tom. Tom Tom Schwartz. Never worked at Sir. Never really was a full time. Cast member. He had one panic attack when he tried to work. Pump and Lisa. Banner pump kind of handed him this opportunity on a platter that came from the show that came from people like Jackson. Kristen and saucy bleeding out for the show. I'm sure and he would never say this. I am sure it fucking kills him that like they have this opportunity this business. It's GonNa last forever that they like graduated from the show and they're in charge now and they are different. They were wearing suits and not sir. Shirts in the voters who. I am sure that that kills Jack's like an in his own way. He's on the same level as Tom. Tom Honestly he's he should be above Tom. Schwartz in the hierarchy of banner pump roles. But he's not because he doesn't have a restaurant honestly. I think the best point that you ever made last night obviously and just this season. Jacks behavior has been indefensible. Like he needs to stop talking about his wedding but I also feel like a lot of now. It's different like he's it's really a cry for help. Like he's trying to tell everyone that he's not okay and people just keep saying that's not an excuse but like he needs help like he isn't okay. I think he's still grieving. I think that he has anger issues. I think that he doesn't know how to express himself. And I just don't understand why no one is jumping to help him when he's not he's not saying. I'm sorry like I won't do anything. I'm sorry. I need help. No totally everyone's ignoring these major red flags what he's been doing and saying the season has been hard. He's making literally no sense and even Brittany like she knows that he's going through and I feel like the only person who actually really understand that he's having a mental breakdown is stacey. Yeah like she had that conversation with him and then when it came you wanted to block him stopping was like no. He's literally losing it like. That'll just make it worse. I hope in the reunion. We get some sort of update on this is he was going to therapy or something because he hasn't dealt with the loss of his dad. I don't think he's lost. Dealt with the loss of the relationship with his mom like there's so much there and he was always like a little like weird and emotionally unstable but I think all of these life moments have really pushed him off a cliff and like nobody. It's like everyone so fed up with him like they don't care enough to like how it helped him. Yeah and I completely agree to your point about Tom. Tom and Jackson's still bartending at Sir. When like he is responsible for the success of so much of this along other people but like he made he was like not the villain matches made this show so lovable. Where it's like. We could all agree on my jock. Scott the girl pregnant in Vegas like just. He gave so much to the show and he's gotten really nothing back when people who have given less have a restaurant on in their name on it he's gotten stuff out of the show like he lives this fabulous life. He's a star. Whatever all that stuff but in the confines of the show like they're celebrating the one year anniversary. Tom Tom Hardy like he's having to take a picture with Charlie wearing the same shirt as charlie like I know. Hey look unreasonable. Like I actually understood it like He. He's no one is above anyone but there is a hierarchy in this whole thing and to me. It's like this show which is built off the backs of certain people and for him tap kowtowed like this photo shoot that ended up looking like a piece of shit like when they liberty. Show me the picture on the concrete. What does that that was really? I thought it was going to be like another one of those sultry like Moody Pictures. We take at the beginning of the season we But it was like a weird yearbook photo. Yeah and I know that like we get a lot of flack for defending Jacks and. I'm not defending Jack. I agree. His behavior has been indefensible when he's Thompson was acting. Like a woman like what? You should be selectively woman like I agree. He's out of control and he's unfiltered but like pardon me kind of gets what's driving him crazy like Tom Schwartz. Just like waltzed into this opportunity on Jackson's back. Yeah shorts in and I'm sure that's why Kristen also feels disgruntled Christian fucking lead for this show suck addict. Diana got fired James slapping him in the parking lot like she and Jax have really become like these villains but all these people are now benefiting from their hard work and embarrassment. Kristen can't even get on every episode total. She's barely on the show. And now that that editor went on the podcast and like said some of the secrets of how they edit it She also said that Bobby Bravo wanted to make saucy in Bo- look like superheroes and so they needed to be in every episode just like being themselves I guess it's like some sort of like pinnacle benchmark For what like the cast can aspire to be And it's just just to be Kristen. Be Treated so differently. It just sucks but I mean that's wait like life is unfair. I get that but you can expect everyone to be smiling about it. My face is like literally turning around and getting so heated. I know we had so much defending to do today. Yeah no I catch us now. I'm not defending Jackson. I read they are important and indispensable was dead last night me to like he was we rule and I was just like you should not be on the show anymore. Like you just can't handle it but we just have to acknowledge like what maybe is going on behind the scenes but I also think there's I think there's also stuff going on that we don't know because they talks her in a way that makes it seem like they're leading something out also even when he was talking to Lisa Banner pump. He's called it. My show and Lisa Amana problem to me like I think vendor pump roles is more Jackie show than it is least. It's like yes. Of course Lisa gave him this opportunity but Lisa has truly added nothing to the show every time she comes onscreen fast forward. It's what he's saying the wrong thing and he doesn't know how to express how it's feeling but I totally get part of his frustration. I don't get how he's I don't agreement how he's taking it out on the people around him but I get why he's fucking fed up. Not Lisa noppadon show was like she should still be the executive producer like it's all her restaurants like when she was in the same room when Janika and Sheena two point. Oh we're having the catalyst pettiest fright. Lisa's they're like looking at it. It's like one of these things is not like the other and it's Lisa banner pump. Who should be lead agreed agreed? Great anything a lot of people can call this. They're shown that doesn't mean they're right or wrong. I think Andy would call it his show. I think Lisa her show. I think Stacey would call it her show. I think Jack's could call it his show. I Wa has called it her show and none of them are wrong. It is each part of their shows agreed so that winner.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Subscribe to you and Steph Ibn. Hey what's going on? Not much worry. I've got great news for you. Whoa really what we get to watch Tom. And Katie. Get married again soon. Oh my God during these tough times. I'm so glad that something is going right. Yeah the emotional abuse Every to the show today it is vander proper rules day. Real quick couple enhancements. We doing the entire season we we doing. We are doing the entire season of tiger king. Most of those are video as well as just audio and you can find the video recaps and audio recaps over on crap on demand and patriot and all that stuff so go sign up for that. Also we're going to do a live show. We are supposed to have live shows next week. But obviously America's still to the world is still stuck in so so are we so we're GONNA do a show next week you guys had asked for. Sometimes that were easier for east coast people to make it so we're going to do it on an actual so night a Friday night. Well so so we this Friday and it's going to be at six. Pm Pacific Nine PM Eastern time and we are going to be recapping real housewives of New York City. You can find that on our crap onto Matt. We'll do a pre show I on instagram at Beverly Hills what did I say New York New York City Beverly Hills or premiere of real housewives of Beverly Hills. Thank you and yeah. We'll do a little pre show thing on instagram at six. And then we'll go on a patriotic at six thirty. So you'll need to be at the five dollar level of Ron Patriotic. Aac Go sign up. Also get your merch We have isolate shirts in the gather font and vote been on twenty twenty k. Now Bernie's out of the way now can be Ben. Ron Only Ben. Finally finally our moment yeah accounts. And that's that. Are you ready to move on with this recap Dan well in the words of Trixie Monocle who debuted her new song at the top of this? Benepe rules episode. Here's what I have to say about that. Five four three two one five four three two one the Kaftan. She even put that in there to wind it down. No trixie is just doing numbers now. That not even any lyrics. She's just counting why She's actually done counting. He used to say three to nine. Hey but now. She's added five and four to the mix. Yeah it's a big long countdown. This is sort of like Bohemian rhapsody. It's not just the renumber. It's odd going to pull a Bob Dylan and just released like a thirty minute. Single of life thirty minutes twenty nine minutes then. I probably will there will be some hipsters in Silverlake. You'll actually by. I'm like dude. You've gotta listen to this shit. It's crazy just a woman singing. The minutes Farley. Bob Dylan tweeted at me. It's like congratulations trixie. So the the show opens up over in Venice at the the world famous Ben Escape Park which is truly famous as the birthplace of competitive skating. I think something like that. I don't know but it's like a whole big thing and it's basically Max and Tom Tom. Sandoval and Jacks and I think Tom Tom Tom Schwartz. I Dunno sandoval was there. I don't remember them all. But but basically the broand out and everything and Max decide that he wants to learn how to skateboard and Tom Schwartz. He used to be a big skateboarder when he was a kids that he is going to try to do it and It like within like a second Max wipes out and Schwartz bashes in his knee and has to limp off. Of course yes. That's this is one of those episodes. You're just rooting for people to fall and Garrett and that was fun you know. Shorts like packing ninety six kick kick flip in stairs every day. Okay glad you could find another useless fucking hobbies for. It's okay. Yeah anybody else surprised to see Schwartz out there like trying to learn how to skateboard like get a job get a job exactly alike. Fracturing his knee have in the process you know courses like I'm a pro. I'm a Pro Max's screaming mighty ducks mighty ducks allot because amelio. Estevez and stuff and actually has a point though by the way because he's like listen This skate park is for people who are like professional skateboarders or like former professional skateboarders like. It's honestly not where you go to learn skateboard. That's true I mean there's no reason for those guys to be there well. Hey I'm just thankful they're not getting their vaginas wax going to an axe throwing thing so I have to have it to them for not doing either of those things today. Unlike some people I know true you said that in a way that made it sound like I just went axe and got my bags. I did not do the the now I've done. I've never done those things in my life. You've never gotten you know it's never. It stinks so good. Ben. I'm sure so. Yes basically they have to talk about this. Katie situation right you know. It's bad when Jackson faster. Break it up. Jack's the most abusive person on Bravo other than Raza. I would say Has to be like so. Do you talk to Katie. And Yeah that was kind of intense. And both like yeah. I mean like you know if you guys WanNa fight like that at home. I guess that's okay. But you're in public bra. And and and Schwartz saying how like you know. The reason why he snapped last episode is that like Bo caught him off guard. And he's like and it's okay. I like being challenged. I really do. I really do mainly because I really don't have any opinions until until I get drunk enough and I can access that reservoir of repressed emotions let them out but I like being challenged. It's okay. It's okay I was just. I was too tired and drunk and the way she reacts the way she did. I was utterly discussed. It and shouldn't have is the way I did by reacting to her totally disgusting ridiculous response to all areas joke. I shouldn't have acted their way. I'm sorry BUBBA. Yeah he like totally whips out his baby voice for this whole episode Which is his policy voice. It's like his abusive and then a all and even goes into different ranges as we go throughout the episode to the point where he's getting like Sheena muppet voiced growing number and he doesn't take any responsibility when he says he goes. I was just tired and drunk and the way. She reacted the way she did. I was just disgusted and shouldn't have acted that way. So he's just he's saying yes. I shouldn't have acted that way. But he's still saying yeah but she reacted in a way that I didn't approve of and I was disgusted. I'm like well. That's the issue is that you were being so obnoxious right like it's not that you're retired at drunk like you're the issue for you. The is for trump short. The issue is that he was tired and drunken for like you know. He finally say what he really felt for. Once you know but He was still obnoxious and Jackson. I don't know how you're making sense. I just can't like Katie. Such an asshole like you can't say anything bad about. I can't say anything bad about Katie. Because she was totally right and Thompson Creek but I also am not going to matter. Katie. So I'm just like you have your moment. Katie I how are saying wait to get back to being nice to Katie. No No. It's more about being mean Tom Schwartz. Yeah well it's more about. Yeah it's more about like I'm the second tired of his life. Cute little boy act and like no just because he said that an acute little boy tone doesn't mean I didn't hear what you were saying with your words and you took no responsibility there and don't think they like your little boy. Aw shucks thing is going to work right now well congrats. You've got another hour of it. Just grace entire episode. So these girls you know. They're just inedible. These girls are inevitable. It would have been fine if there was no girls there. This is what happens by the way. This is how terrible things happen in our society when guys are challenged and then they don't know how to deal with it they realize the the real root of the problem is the women in the first place. This is where it all goes wrong. Okay we're seeing US leads of it happening right here at the Venice Cape Part. Know what's really really wrong with this world is when you have a problem with. Somebody tried to eat them. Okay go around. Eating people got to stop this in this country. It's bad just shows you how bad jack says that he would actually try to eat. Someone and I'm still mad at something else. I know she should address sandwich for you to be more comfortable so Danika Amazon and James and Brett for Kelly. Tina my God just writing down names at this point. They're all at throwing please. Yeah there there. And there was a guy named bright's WHO's like the hatchet master which like you saw him. If I ever saw that guy walking down the street it'd be like I don't know who you are but I can just sense that you work with hatchets. I just get that vibe. He looks like he just came down to Smoky Hill. And Yeah Yeah like works for his paw and he's got like a math habit but he also still has to go to work every day so it's like he keeps it under control you know. Yeah and but he has since he's in Los Angeles he also oddly enough does voice overs for commercials Have back I get voiced smoked a lot of cigarettes Appalachian Mountains? He just like fell into voice over work. He's one of those people it's like. Oh God the hillbilly came down and just fell into fucking voice overs. Yeah but then he always talks about it. You're like oh so. How long have you been working at this hatchet throwing place well for a little bit but you know now that my voice over career is taking off. I'm hoping to wrap things up in the next year or so like voice over career. He's like a geyser people behind you. Can We expedia this along? They're like wait a minute. You are well you got me. Here's an autograph signed your acts. He's like don't do nothing stupid. Like Yep you're next guy definitely Max guy so Ariana's like Danika. Would you say you have an ax to grind? I take comedy very seriously. Okay so you're pun better be good. The guys like I love in Aspen. Share a can of corn later so so raquel. Actually Majesty hit the target first unbelievably. And she's like. I had no idea that I would accede everyone's expectations..
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Where we go over to the sky bar and we just assume this we hear this organ playing it's almost like a southern Baptist Funeral Oregon playing. But we're seeing the sky bar ever seen just just lots of boobs and bikinis but hearing venereal Oregon's playing and then we realized that we are here at the memorial service for dog just was very hard to me do said what are just just this old funeral for a dog. Pass the torch over to the kids. Okay Yeah I see what you're saying. Yeah so Tom Tom Schwartz. He has like a sort of poster board. He has like a easels a whole presentation. Like someone had to go to Kinko's for this right so he's giving his his eulogies all sad and he's talking about how how dog was supposed to last fifteen to twenty years but only made it three weeks which to me is like massive indictment on that household like. Yeah hope you get pregnant soon and then I think this is all a tongue in cheek thing but he's actually Thomas like genuinely sad about it. He's he's talking about. How dog was he's like he really struggled with depression. And I really mean that like. He was really lethargic and the jacket and picked up knitting and fighting with his business partners. So sad away all Bob. Well that was you. They've brought in a couch just for Katie said on. Am I gonNA terrible products like I do everything I could to resuscitate him? I poured hot water on in the night. Poured cold water on him. I'm like died of pneumonia. Is that what we're going with this the fuck? I stepped on him. I sat on him kicked in Germany basket. That was fun escorts points so these like giving this eulogy and then these like waitresses in bikinis come up with these giant punch balls is. He's genuinely getting himself. Choked up about it. And you just have these like giant punch bowls and again boobs and punch bowls were cutting that they keep cutting to like sunbathers and giant ass and everything and the sad thing is that this stuff happens in La a lot. You know like you will go to a bar and there will be a funeral for a lizard happening you know like a few feet away so I just wrote this scene a struggle so then kristen Is there and the Wears Jackson Brittany? Who Cares? Aren't you guys so glad they're not they're like how peaceful is this? But it turns out there overview Villarosa Lisa is like now just ahead of the mob. Yeah come and see me if you want to talk It's like Jesus says we're in the same room right now. Can we take five minutes and have a talk new? You must take a right by the first Lord and then cross the if I if you guess the riddle to get over it I know it is really I mean I just. I can't imagine that it's easy to get Villarosa. It's like really hard to drive up to the Hollywood hills. It's just it's twisty turny and it's inconvenient for everyone involved but you know what especially in Iraq because the higher you are and the twister those l. Czar them their streets with no name like or they all have ten of the streets. Have the same name. But it's like making a sharp turn down a hill then a sharp or not. Yes tear and on top of that if you if you are lucky enough to see road signs what happens? Is We get to some strange intersection. Where a one road is going to left ones. Like one's one's going sort of like sort of left once sort of going right at Ronnie said there was going up and down and then they'll have roadside and roadsigns you'll see two streets and the science will just be pointing random directions like oh well you see us we. Today were left St. You're right but the road signs point up and down. He's big adventure. You like. What the Hell is going on? A Swan crosses your path. Do you remember when Lisa Swansea got out and people were riding than all over the West Hollywood twitter? They're like There's a swan in the middle of the road and people are chasing Swat. If anyone season Swan I guess. Call this number. I don't remember that at all. Surprised that blocks it out so Yeah so so. Lisa answers the door. She's MRIs couch e welcome and Jack's has like a giant floral offering like huge expensive. And this is like. Oh what these four and Jackson. Oh we just brought up for you. He's doing that like very that. That voice he puts on only with Lisa that drives me nuts where he's super sweet and just like. Oh you know just as odd shocks guy like I'm just like your your son who messes up every and then I just brought this. I'm just sweet inside. I hate it. I hate it because it's so fake too much work Jackson. We know that you got that for your wedding and you didn't have to bring a plant anti your eyebrows than the same bay. He looks crazy So she's like. Would you like to go Kahlil? Everybody's extra so basically She's like we will the bully soon. Luca spraying pray. But that would. Just don't pray anymore. Sounds like wow wait a stab mammal in the heart? I know also just the idea of Jack's spraying Brittany is is so vile so terrible. I don't need that image at all. Spray and pray Vander Front. Does a good imitation. Britney though she's like I've never seen someone so excited to Mary Loser. You came down the aisle like this. It was like a broken Pez dispenser since. We're giving away things that other people since we're re gifting terrible terrible gives. Here's a gift I would like to give you from. Tiffany'S I lose. Tiffany Tiffany Haddish. No you it it just take it. Oh it says to Lisa Love Taylor. Armstrong never mind. We got to work through how we got one hundred percents real authentic Taylor Armstrong excuse putting itself at your luggage everytime because Teapot Karma luggage. Poor the to you get halfway up the company going Oklahoma. Yeah so she's like here's my advice to you as a goal just married couple. Don't marry tax. Who too late at all right. Give OUT YEAH. And by the way the reason why lease giving them their gift now instead of at the wedding. She's like well. I thought this all the way to Kentucky but then I realize you probably break it. Because you're both animals spray and pray so yes. Oh Br he's like yeah well. We're both a lot stronger because of everything that we've gone through grown as a couple and individually so next time I'll know he's trading but at least he's grown while each it's time for Commercial. It's time for crap show so then. We see Dana and Danika talking way Dan that we're back at the party at Dana arrives but Danika like I'm GonNa talk to him so she pulls him aside and it's like south. What's your problem like? What's all the shit talking about me? Then and he's like It started with you. Okay not me. It's like okay. Well I have every right to tell you something. I've ever right to tell Dan something. If like something about you rose me the wrong way okay. It's like am I supposed to be quiet. If you send out a cure-all without a raspberry no it needs raspberry raspberry royalties and he's like. Oh so she's your friend and you're just looking out for her then she is that what you're saying she's just your friend and she's like no. She works for me and that slam looking out for her like Europe. Complete Bitch to her. The first week she worked there and she told me all about it. So like so. You realize you're just saying that Dana Talk Shit Behind Dana's back. Is that what you're saying? Oh I guess other people can do that you. I'll you're talking about me and saying eighty six for my sister restaurant my own sister restaurant I mean. Could you just have comedy called sister instead of sister sister? I don't think so manager manager. That would be the name of our show because we're both manage ours. You should've had a manager talk my own sister restaurants that does not include my other sister restaurant pomp. Seriously he's like. Why would I tell you? I was waiting for you to try and come into Tom so I can tell you that you couldn't come into Tom. So that's how much of an asshole you are. You want me to try and come to Tom on Tom. So you can tell me. I can't come into Tom Tom. And he's like yeah. Yes literally what I just said. And she goes. You should have told me month. Go something like that. I actually wrote down you. She told me moths ago. Which oddly enough seem so like I imagined them telling time in like units of moths. That does actually make sense to me in a weird way but so she's clapping like you should have told me and we cut over to the Tom and sandoval. Like don't clap it. Max like that do it when she claps. Yeah I don't like it then. Someone a juice box for me. I'm scared it's like what congratulations. This plant isn't GonNa work so much. Clapping Dude so then the Tomtoms are talking and sandoval like l. The growing build. He's a really intense watching it. Like Danika is energy like maybe take it down a notch. Guess Max says that she's a disrupts in you know like he count wine glasses so he needs to be focused. Yeah because like how you doing Max. He's like Oh man I'm I'm just sort of like achey rattled you know And like that's why that's why eighty-sixth from Tom. You know because I I have to. I'm busy enough as it is. I have to focus you know and I can't have her coming to make me upset. Yeah he's like I eighty six and samples like so it's personal and he goes no and he's like all right so so it's not all personal right right because remember when I said I was on your side. It's all personal right. It's you and sandoval is like a percentage rise like what's the personal part of it was like a ninety percent. Well that's fucked up mask because that's like all personal we. We all know the policy of Tom. Tom You cannot eighty-six someone for personal reasons. Unless it's dossier shorter because I mean obviously it's thousand right. You need to call them at two in the two. Am in the morning the night before a screamed at them. Call them down beds and then eighty six am all right. We have Yakov Brown. It's much more fun that way. So then so then shortstops Ab- he starts to back at least like..
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Britney tells everybody she's like well Gotha tell you we had to find someone to officiate Bu- Lance is doing and no one is more excited than Sheena. She's going to sing too because we can sing together we can told you like good gold in synchrony Mexican called you hit it lands. Lou asked lamps so the bombs off. Just want you to be happy honey again. They can get up and say a prayer suck. Yeah I definitely want someone up there saying prayer. God if I was I was honestly. The whole thing was so shocking to me Specifically that do not have a white lipstick on. I was shocked. I was like someone to have some white out or anything I mean. Those lips are two natural looking. I know I was like. Who's the MOM with the lips? Yeah that's Sherry. She's not wearing white lipstick. Weird and Brittany's assuring our mom don't worry I want someone blessing the marriage mom don't worry about eighteen and she's like well. My mom would probably want to pass a state of someone who is on the walls in my bedroom grow in it. But I know she's GonNa come around because their second marriage was on a cruise ship Disney shop princesses actually can steer ships so So then so then K. texts Schwartz and so back tom-tom Schwartz Wall Lance Bass efficient. The wedding and James is like Oh Goud most guy. The GUY has popstar entire world. Oh good overcompensating and taking way. Too Long agreed. Yeah James Sort of has the right read on that one agreed so then la La is telling US Brittany is definitely stuck between two worlds in one. It's bad to be gay and then the other world it's really fun and gave Popstar officiates your wedding. Then we go over to she. And she's like Iraq I know sorry Schwartz Vault so basically Tom. All the guys are talking about like you know. Jackson Brittany had seen those posts. They keep saying Schwartz's acting like such dumped. Can I'm so sick of know what's going on. I don't know anything he's like. Could you imagine if this review like finding out all of this? In hindsight like that would have left a stain. Come on like none of you knew you just found out all about that. That's what sandoval. Well that's what sandoval saying he's like. Oh and so many polls for like six months like I know Jackson Homophobic but I know he saw these posts dude after. Turn a blind eye intel. Lisa's Ed Saturday. Like for them to act like they just heard it dude. It's like bullshit dude. So he he's he's. He's a little irritated by the situation. Obviously now we go over to Peter Birthday finally at strike zone which I guess is a batting cage place so so the gang shows up. She Peters there first and then she knows their second and she's like are you here fire. Sowell like I wish I could like a shot with you but I can't. He's like why like my eggs. Remember and then we have possibly the greatest montage. Since last week's he's my friends with montage. I'm freezing my eyes. I'm freezing my eyes prison. I'm freezing my eggs. I'm I I can't drink because I'm freezing my eggs. I I like people. Don't want from me or don't count our fraser my ox or above numbers so everybody arrives and Peter Jackson and he's like oh by the way in respect to you like I didn't invite James I was like. Oh Wow congratulations peter. You get another chance at like hooking up with girls who are way too young for you so you know they could use you. Congratulations you're you're not cut off for the popular boys yet. He was trying to file something into the favor bank. You know he's like I did this for you to remember and just know that it will never come back the other way from Jacks and if you think when you finally get engaged to someone and you want. Jackson invites someone good luck. Good Luck Jackson. Might that person. Yeah Peter's just trying to stay around in general so Jackson's like I appreciate that I'm not going to tell you who to invite. You just don't know what the guys do. You don't know what it's GonNa do. Is he going to jump through the walls is he? Like you can't trust them. It's a public place because your girlfriend's about to start screaming in the middle of it. Also Jackson wear that. James is not the kool-aid man just want to make sure it's just like the last thing on TV. Yeah he's like last things he's just come in here with with with with drum and just like never stop go back forth. Never Stop. It's like. Were you watching? Energizer commercial right before the tax cut to James just alone in his apartment doing virtual reality like swatting at a land. Yeah you never know. He's come in your make doughnuts. You were watching Dunkin commercial before this morning James and then we get the best see sense phrasing my Axa Fraser. My axe ranks. I'm freezing my accent. Freezing mags kristen and a batting cage. Wow Now oh I actually goes. Where's the ball coming from off the hole in the wall Tristan? You see where that ball is coming from. The ball's coming from knows how there's a ball that's shooting at your face. That's the ball's coming from. I need you know what I need. I need Mariah Carey pitching and kristen batting because between the two of them Mariah Carey video mercury throwing out a ball like the opening the opening bell. I didn't even know what you're referring to you. And it was still hilarious in my head. It is one of the most amazing clips of all time basically Mariah Carey. I think it was in Japan. I wasn't Japan. I could be wrong. But she was invited to throw out the opening pitch at a baseball game. And she takes the ball edgy just like she throws it in the. It's like the equivalent of Kristen swing at the ball. Her throwing the ball. And then you just waves at the crowd you our since it's just like I encourage everyone to look up that clip if you've never seen it because it is just one of the best of all time so then kristen really tries to sell her book. That's coming out. She's like I'm gangly. I'm very sporty to those people. I'm not someone who gives up on anything whether it's baseball or love or life I'm GonNa Homerun. I was like okay. Chris didn't your big book about Being Independent. When you're still with your fucking boyfriend. I'm watching Spaghetti. Try to play baseball so good. Oh Jackson while talking to the guys and just like joking around and I think it was Tom Schwartz. Who's like Oh pro please? Please tell me that you're that you're saw your wedding song isn't looks like with me. And he's like yeah. That's our Song Bro. That's our song. Because they're going to have no. Please tell me that's not really. That's not really your song and then Jackson's like yes. See Loves Tonight Twain you know because we went through Helen back there. No we get it. And he's like no no because it's song about like proving everybody wrong and they're like no no we get it. We get it. We just thought. Wow you've gotTA beginning. I love when people don't pay attention to their love their wedding songs. I remember working with someone and he wanted his wedding song to be that song by James Blonde. That was like Yada beautiful beautiful to be as like have you listened to that song. It's about a guy on a subway. Who Sees a beautiful woman doesn't have the courage to say to get her name and then she leaves and he never Caesar again. I think that's your wedding song. Oh God it's like the in cell anthem could be the.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Bravo TV's Daily Dish
"I'm sorry you could just just be like I think it's basically Jackie's way of saying I just don't want your friendship you know I don't care what you think. I don't really need an apology. I just don't even want to interact with you in that way. I don't care what you think of me. I don't care what you say about me down. I mean I definitely have said to Aaron. I think before and a fight like think. I don't need you to apologize. I need you to stop looking up. Don't make me mad. Yeah and then don't apply then you don't need to apologize and I think that's even how Melissa list of feels about the whole thing. Most if you stopped behaving like this there wouldn't be anything to apologize for exactly and you know walked right into. Ah but also Jennifer walked right into the Party and was immediately asked for Tequila and I was like well here. We go again. I know even like the fact that Bill L. Just knowingly is like just keep at one you know or do we need that. He knows and also poor Margaret running around the party. She must've set at least four to five times. Is there are investors. Here please everyone be on your best behavior like nobody active full please. She really wants everyone on their best behavior. Not on their best behavior because they are filming so they got to get something going on but I can understand her being like if you're going to have a fight take it outside like ticket out of this room. I did for next week on Jersey because we get couples threat. Yes and I love couples trips. I know I think they used to do them so much. More often. And there hasn't been a major one recently. Yeah plus. I want to see Evan with his shirt off. I spoke with vendor pumpers Ariana Matic's and she shares her side of the alleged Stasi book deaths reveals if she thinks she's similar to the new Server Dana and she responds to Jackson's comments about her and Tom Santa Claus relationship chip that you might remember from our interview weeks ago. Plus she picks out a cocktail that best describes her fellow servers. Here's that interview. All right guys we are here with Arianna maddocks from Van Pulls High Arianna. Hi How are you. I'm good. How are you good? Welcome back to New York Inc.. You Watch what happens. Live excited yeah. I'm very excited. It's my first time going on. Watch what happens. Live with eighty non vendor pump rules cast member who is it with eighty brand. Oh my God low baby. The eighty is great. I love her so much. We're trying to get on the show. Oh my gosh she would be a great. I'll try to like I don't i. How did you try? Yeah what cocktail do you always get when you go to watch happens live. I always get a Tito's and soda with Lemon. It's in the. It's my the go-to buck. Yeah I do the frisky La because Oh andy's jam yeah isn't it to Keelan rescue. Yeah it's like my grandmother's favorite thing. FRESCA Aska we'll throw some Keelan for next time. Yeah okay so let's talk a little bit vendor pump rules rewatching the episode. Where sandoval dossier are arguing about this whole book party event looking back on a do still side with Tom I never did? I don't know why anyone would Tom. I was the person in who told him not to contact her right before. Okay I was definitely not A. Here's a thing definitely. I'm not on his side when it came to texting Saucy Yup Not at all but what I was trying to. This is what happens with Tom. Tom Izzo Thomas Hot House. Like a really fair good point and like something that he needs to get across but then his emotions takeover and no one cares about what he has to say. It's like that gets lost So there were there. Were some very serious issues without event. But that was not on saucy on Schwartz. And that's what I was trying that's why when Schwarzen- Katie were like saying on the stuff. That's why I was laughing. I was like y'all are being crazy. Yeah because it's just like we're going and that's what I was like. If your name is not tom you we need to walk away from this right. And that's what happened and then I was talking to Kristen on the 'cause there's also law came up in yelled kristen. Came up in yelled a lot like it went on for a really long time. And then that's when I was like okay. Listen like we need to leave this conversation. We have nothing to do with this. This needs. It should have been between Tom and Tom from the beginning in needs to be between Tom and Tom Right now. So I was talking to Kristen. Like on the side of the bar and I didn't even saucy missile-like she'll like confinement. I didn't even see her over there and then I kind of heard some commotion but I didn't hear a lot. I was in my own conversation at that point and I brought my book to get signed. I bought this. I'm preorder I want to get it. Signed ever get signed. I know I told her the other day. I was like my book. Yeah do that. Yeah and then so yeah I felt like I was a little out of it right okay so it ended up really being that Tom. Tom Schwartz did not communicate properly about the staffing and it was just kind of miscommunication on that whole front. We learned a lot of miscommunication and things like I. You know didn't didn't go through the proper channels and the way things normally would get planted up you know right okay. So Stasi's book. Let's talk about the situation at the airport. What was going on with like like were you being so okay so in our interviews on the show congressional interviews when our producer asked like said something like so they said that you said that they brought a book? I literally I feel like at that point. They knew I was like. I've never laughed so hard in the interview. You take. That is pure insanity. I've never heard of anything. Funnier in real life. So they're trying to say that I said they brought inventory to a store. Were and I think that's what they're saying. Yeah topics no sense. I said exactly what they did. I was a lot you know. Oh how that shows them like putting the book from the back to the front and laughing about it. Yeah yeah that's what I was also doing laughing about. I saw them doing it and like taking pictures of it and I was like that's funny and I know I know they did that because when I was in there I didn't see it there because I went and that sort of like three times early and I was laughing thinks I was like I used to do that with Britney Spears. CD's stop it. I used to always put Britney spears CDs in front of Justin Timberlake mice. That's why I was laughing about it. The one it was like that's why they were being salty towards me. I was like this is okay. This needs to like stop right. I wouldn't even Judge Sasi. Let's see if she did bring her book and like place. It would be like even funny. Yeah there's no wait. No one's ever do you see that would be crazy. I wouldn't do that with fancy af no I I would put it to the front of it was already in the store. 'cause I'd be like Y'all Chabala she have you ever like left. It's a little no in one of the books in a store. Like Selena Gomez. Yes she like went through inside. No I haven't also went and bought like all of her albums at like target and like three other different stores like recently. She went in and cleared the inventory to get seven album to be number one. Yeah Hey there's no shame in that. It's all about hustled semen that game speaking of saucy Kristen Katie. What is your take on their whole friendship situation that we're seeing this season? I I feel slightly torn because I do understand that it is frustrating for stop seeing Katie to feel like she's at Christie's asking them for advice and the not taking it and then it keeps hap- so I get the frustration but at the same time I also you know feel bad because it's a messy break up and break ups can be messy sometimes and sometimes kristen can be messy and I just feel like that's what we all signed up for us our friend and You know you gotTa Kinda Lover For it right. And so I kind of see both sides of that when they're like crappy happy wedding dress shopping or whatever it is they call it like shaming tacky by. They dress up and Katie like apologizes to Kristen. But then on the Miami trip she SORTA SORTA get fired up about it again. And then later on Kristen and Stasi's sort of come to terms with it too so it's like Katie's kind of all over the place but it seems like starchy at the end of the day also really just like she cares cares about Khorasan so much and they're so close but to your point it's just like frustrating Carter situation. Yeah it's listen it is it is it's frustrating to see. A friend of yours is be sad or upset you go through something like that I just feel like it's one of those things that you even. If you are frustrated. She just has to figure it out on her own time. Yeah and you know. Obviously they're not together right now so she she's figured something out. Are They not together right now but still having morning sex because we learned about that the other day when she told me that I was like. Are you kidding me not getting you. We also saw Sheena N Last week and we talked to her about the Utah Trap and she did not find out about the girls going on that until instagram years. At the same for you to yes. So how did that make you feel weird at all. I mean they've gone on trips together without Chino and I in the past like Paris and whatever else the thing is is that I don't know that I technically could have gone. They didn't know that but I don't know if I could have gone anyways but at the same time you know they are my friends and I do love. I love him very dearly. But I don't know that I feel left L. so much as I don't know I think it's it's okay. Well she knows said last week she was like well. You know. Sometimes you don't invite all of your friends. Yeah every single event that you do. Oh so it's just one of those things that it just happened. Yeah and Lalanne Katya both from there so I feel like they could be going seen family and stuff so you know. And that's where we've I saw little teaser of Dossey signing the paperwork for her house which is awesome there yet. is she even in there yet. I don't think they're living. I think they're trying to do some work on it before they like fully fully move. Move in got it. Yeah looking back on all of this season. We're in the eighth season now. has there ever been a moment where you I thought like this is it. I think I wanNA leave the show. I'll all the time what's one that really stands out to you There's one this season that you you saw the preview that I literally openly was just like I can't do this. That's very upset in that preview. Yeah there's there's been a few. I feel like what ends up happening opening. Is I if I'm watching the show. In the moment I'll feel a certain way. And then like seven months later the shows airing and something will. We'll just feel worse when comes back because then it's like maybe that person you're confiding in said something Sassy in their interview and you're like well you man. That sucks and then you have the opinions of millions of people online and you're just like you don't know me or or anyone on on the show. I appreciate you watching it. That's lovely you know but but to to speak about somebody on that level sometimes can be a little intense yeah And those are the moments that I'm dislike but then I think about it and I'm like how the good far outweighs the bad and I honestly feel like instead of being frustrated with with like the status quo of a situation..
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Gosh so then Stasi takes. Can we imagine what was happening when Tom Santa All we got bit by a spider I banning you from your fucking live by practicing break dancing. And he's like dude. Now now I'm GonNa do a windmill and this spider has just been trying to cross the room for thirty minutes every time the spiders ready to do it swirling through like a leg it was like fuck I need to get their idea to get there and I was like fuck this and I love it. I'm get a murder we are. You're literally my last nerves and I swear to God dead. Also van trump rules has to make it like the worst spider ever did like it was a black wig. ooh motherfucking black widow. Daddy long long legs. You know the daddy long legs or the top hat do do. Can you teach me how to dance like that. That's how it happened. He was getting dance lessons from a daddy long legs so swertz who my God. We've got to get shares out for ambience restaurants. Say That tares with the Ambiance Katie Brittany. And Jack's come by and Blah Blah Blah Brittany's like oh my God and this is GonNa be amazing. We're going into Miami far best that we know this is like the one episode of the air that is not about your whole our wedding and versale afterwards. Ronan go see one of my favorite churches in Kentucky. It's called Notre Doel the what are you nervous for Jacks. I mean he's get strippers instead. Banks only fancy the ramp party already until the next one. Well he'd better have I because after we were married. He's never going club again. I'll tell you that much Did you get for. Sales is up for sales. Funny they got Jacks someone online with versale. Got Jacks. They're I put it up for sale so starchy comes up for her book. And everyone's like aw and then of course Daassi seeking shoes and anything series from this book. Anything is when I started in writing this. I was like you know what I need to write what I know. And I'm a basic beds and when you find real friends that you need to keep them and forgive them how else would I be friends with. Someone he's fat to my ex boyfriend Chris Chris Christie perfect seriously. Seriously listen to your heart day. I just ate a flower out of the parking median seriously ill so when she gets mad. You're pulling that string from like the back of her head so she so then there's like everyone's I clapping everyone's happy and like Saas brothers super proud or mom's proud and then they sort of get out of there because they know they should not be there and there's like everything's fine going Monari Ana walkup. Okay so they haven't been there there late so they come swinging through like some sort of spiderweb he's like Ooh and we just walked so far and angles because there were backing valet. You're giving your own restaurant the worst review on uh-huh your restaurant. You Idiot says stocks. Are they here Tom to come back here in San Donna Beck and so of course. I sent her a text. Because I'm trying to figure out how the Fuck Tomtoms not gonNA look like six. Shell don't show up an hour late complaining there's no valet and making it look like sit. so He's all mad. He is like dude. I mean look at this time. We got Joe Joe. He's never bartended. He's balancing a Gore's light bottle on his but right now l.. David Asteroid Twelve hour shift. which is crazy? Because he doesn't even work here. Dude who's David Harry. Okay goes watch offers Spider by semi radioactive. Right now is it was taking Keira run. It was taking care of the Sangha throws dossier out of Tom. Tom That's really aggressive Schwartz. The job was working. I bartended if I had to Schwartz. We saw what happened last time. You tried to bartend okay. It was a mental all. Break Down Yeah. You literally poured sand to someone's Margarita. So yeah so like yeah. That's really aggressive Tom. Tom Schwartz. Yeah it's a childish embarrassing. He basically turns into Camille grammer. Whatever Katie says he's like so upsetting Times like I got. Here's the problem. We got bartenders under the look back is going to be working twelve hour bartenders. Do not work twelve hours. I'm sorry yes we do. Like what the fact. There's no union this is in Las Vegas Um mm so. Here's where we get to the crux. I think he's like discontentment avoided it. Strategist came to me chain of command. Well well whatever. I say that this is your restaurant. You're getting free publicity. Because they're filming here again and you know this was happening. And if you had a problem with dossier now coming to us to call Dossey and said what the fuck is going on. You should have called sausage. But to let Schwartz do it when you know Schwartz is GonNa fail or Schwartz is like I I am a stop at the Schwartz is like the kid and no remember. Remember that book Strega. Nona Schwartz at the college in politics. The town that was for you. Charlie Charlie power says the fog three said. He's the missed shorts as I was saying ch Schwartz's the child and I know who caused the pasta. Take over the town. Trial stricken known on Apple but I like your version more. That he's just the fog Schwartz. Is the PA Stephen Sunny Day and all of a sudden I was like Blah. Ah Pas oh Everyone around town. Hey that cranky old lady around the bookstore just now now says so Ariana's basically like how's it childish like not. Have the proper events like the night before and Tom on shorts who has clearly been like waiting to use this phrase goes. You're like an echo chamber dagga to city. Meanwhile says the guy who's just repeating everything Gedi says says the guy who married fucking Katie the pressure cooker negatively. So then Tom. This is weird that this is the biggest fear. Because he's Dave Nomi- for long enough to know that my biggest fear in life is spider bites. Water Hams coming across as jealous okay. So then. He's like this is not Katie Maloney's bar and Grill Katie uh-huh Spence restaurant by the way I see trump sand of all being completely wrong right now. which is this does not mean? You're less of an asshole. Please go away Katie. no-one invited you over here. It was actually. It was a great read on Katie. Because you know that Katy Eighty opens up a restaurant and would be Katie Maloney's bar and grill now serving ranch by the yard like gather bar and grill by Katie Eighty. All the menus written on chalkboards anywhere. We know doesn't your stay comes like the Valley ranch bottle. So Katie walks away and Schwartz just accused Tom at Ariana being an echo chamber breath negatively literally pulls such Katie. Line he goes. You created this narrative in your head with a limited amount of information Baba. Did you hear that Bubba all star see stomps over at breaking out over here because I'm trying to figure out what's so bad about bat bringing and your breath I mean the only shame of it is that she knows Tom because otherwise she said can I speak to the manager manager. Here she goes. Oh it's because I didn't come to you and kiss your ass. I talked to leave. Yes he owns ninety seven percent of us to be honest but also yes. Of course you know that not talking on Santa's going to Piss them off. You're still right in this situation but acting like I talked to Lisa I talked to. I'm sure it's the problem. DOES LISA G to schedule. Aw Does Lisa due to schedule you schedule. It'd be just like full of pink feathers and gold sequins and like a picture of Pandy on the weekends. She's like I came in last night. And did everything was Schwartz. While you're at how dare you. How dare you come in here right now? Do this. How dare you? How selfish egotistical piece of Shit How oh you tax those not enough to have your name in lights on Santa Monica Boulevard? People Volvo and this is this is every single person who is there for the book reading.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on How Did This Get Played?
"You told me your dream clem dog. I i guess i'll open up to you about mine like and so and some of their dreams are are to be like a singer and actually i think the tender you guys meet the bartender yet. What's wrong. Inbar is the key so as the show a lot of like they 'cause. The restaurant is staffed with these a lot of these people that you encounter in the game. You're you're you're lisa your tom sand of all your staticy or stacey stasi ati stasi sasi. Your jacks like these are real people from the show but they they are similarly like they want. They are like want trying to get into entertainment but they worked at the restaurant and ended this reality show. I think they all were working at the restaurant and aw certainly tom and jack models who were like doing some acting and working model in campaigns <hes> and there's another tom. Tom schwartz same thing and then an autonomous kiss. That's the thing they say in the the the game yes. If you go to tom tom there's there's a large photo of the two of them kissing on the wall. That's cute. They're best friends. Wait who the tom. Tom and tom didn't keep track of any of the dudes dossey had been on other reality shows before how her family was on amazing race and she was on something in highschool called like queen bees which was about like species. I don't think so it was like alpha girls girls or something. I never saw it but i have researched the show. Well i get a chance to reboot series. I'm gonna disappoint a lot of but <hes> so that was kind of their stories and the number of them are trying to music and that does play into the show where like you'll see d james kennedy or la la or sheena in the studio working with producer black elvis or doing like a small concert like again on a patio behind a restaurant they rented out entire episode is words. I've never heard patio. What the fuck is that yeah. So you keep you rescue dog. You start working this restaurant. <hes> you've you've established your hometown that you've escaped and then you start you basically immediately getting involved into both both the <hes> the intra workplace tension that's going on at the you're all the alliances that exists the friendships that exists in the rivalries that you're inserting eating yourself between and then also a love triangle which as far as i can tell is between two care to more characters created for the game and it depends on whether you pick you whether you like guys or girls girls are both i do think the characters created for the game are there to be love interest of the people who are the cast members of the game even if they they are single at any given time. I don't think you can never start dating them. They're all wren's. You're like in this rail you but you can't create a truly significant relationship with them. The way you can with these fake care now as a fan are you. Were you hoping that you could maybe you know starter relationship with arianna or brittany who is interesting to me to think about that choice because as i got into when i was like well what happens if you do start dating someone in the game because you know in most cases their significant other as well right so then you're breaking coming up that relationship and then the game would diverge so greatly from the show yeah that it may fracture the reality ran away that would diminish the experience yeah. You know what i mean. Broken up jackson brittany horror engaged then then like britney hates you and she's one of the nice people i show but i guess you think jackson hot so you want that but then when you go to watch the show it has nothing to do with the game you're playing which is supposed to be a facsimile right that would be that would be an option to end began the if you broke up one of the primary relationships than it would be like congratulations congratulations. You've got the britney ending and you didn't you get yeah you walk down sunset together or you just doing a bencher churn rate like nothing yeah then you just you suck shit so the.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"You know? And and like what with me, Billy. No, everything was fine. And they usually Amelia flashback Lalla gung get the fuck outta my face. Oh. Head punch, you know. And all I just I just felt extremely disrespected. I wasn't aggressive at all. Yeah. She's like, well what happened with James e James James heatwaves might get broken. Winged. Booed, and she's like. James, let me think James popped. We had a very civilized conversation. And I think I had him very very nicely. We just see me like book, you read, my John and go fuck yourself. Yeah. Congratulations. You got up here. The office cake. It's like who's excited to get a piece of office cake? Literally everybody is offered the office cake, La Voie, I actually really enjoy office cake. But I also enjoy you know, but see both infuriate me at the same time. So this ad things about podcasting is that we don't have any office cake. It's very sad. We don't have a love of an office chocolate muffins. I have a little bit of grit. Upgraders dark talk from Cincinnati still here. That's what I have. So so then Lisa Vanna pampering over and she's like, she one of my most. Rachel sees termi. How was and she just based like crazy yelled at everyone. And then like I was like oh my God. Like, I'm trying to here be here like making without him who were not alleged ship where he's just like, my friend. Anyway, she was crazy like all this person. We're not giving it all because I'm dating on. I'm really not. Crap. I bet I made. She she totally does not have my back right now. Like really because you haven't had issues back off season law. Enjoy the retribution wasn't a last reunion. The big thing that she Lalla took everyone on the PJ except for Sheena to go or something like that. Yes. And other girls didn't want her to like sina, which is totally happening all over again. So so enjoy your just desserts. So Lisa goes, she you're the most professional majors have ever had. And she's like thank Daryl all I was like. Also makes me question. Bandra pumps hiring practices of Schinas like the packs. So so Lisa's like and how James DRAMs very professional. So now says like her mind is blown because she's James was telling the truth kind of a first for germs Kennedy. Juicing on me. Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, I guess in hindsight, I should've respectively, savannah, pomp and not yell at them interested. I dragged us bitches by their hair outside. So then Tom Sandoval Tump, Santa volunteer Schwartz. Start to have like a moment where they're getting sentimental like, whoa. What's happening rooted in Tom Santa vol's? Like, dude, I'm gonna make you a drink. He's going to have a drink in his own bar, dude. And Tom Tom Schwartz is like, oh, this is amazing. I only wish my wife was for here to see it. All. I wish that couch could give up my wife for just one nine and Katie standing right there by. But my back and he just completely ignores her with with such joy relevant. Actually, he does acknowledge briefly because he literally says Bubba where have you been which is so hilariously like, it's not passive aggressive. But it's like was a nagging. It's it's like she's been there. She's been next on the entire time, and like in the back room like this only been to places that she's been he's like, well where have you been is just knowing how that must've driven? Katie mad just Mamie like. What do we like? Oh baba. Look, it's my new restaurants. My new drink. He's busy. He's at work. It's his opening nights. Not about to be. But I just have to point out Husain assist. Congratulations because he comes up to the bar. I have issues nasal clubs. Seena is killing it this season. Case seen is the only person bringing at this three gay guys at a time, and she's more muppet show them. I am for you Sheena..
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
"We need we had the second reunion part two reunion of anarchy paroles and let me just tell you down well speaking of tom tom they did talk about tom tom who's one marriage katie tom tom schwartz who is so good looking and just has just such a soft sweep simple face like a simpleton guy and he's really cute and they said we are worried about your drinking and lisa then oppose it capi drinking i mean you can't be having shots with the customers when you're running out i want a business part that still doing shots and he was no i mean you're right like i mean and then they will come on like if a if a customer comes up to you an anti goes if i'm a customer and i'm like oh my god tom i love you so much can i buy you a shot and then to goes okay maybe one we just went through the test that you're supposed to say no meanwhile we talk about how britney when out with the bar back that sheena set up for and brittany's that now i think she was just trying to be not like so to make me know that even though you're treating badly jackson having sex with faith the elderly care giver while was dying in the hospital bed the other room shane on make me feel that i'm still hot like i'm hall gaza lock me and let i'm incredible and these girls are my best friends and without them i would have been back in kentucky working at hooters but they made me feel good about myself jack so that i could go on one date with the bar back fail hot and still come back to you juxtapose like bring a chicken to this and then we find out that you know he's a cute guy and then lalla goes i mean who wants to fuck a cute guy.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
"What they don't ever say where's our son max never not one act was at the tomtom soft opening david no i didn't what did your father in law say notice thing didn't catch the did catch my happy and i think if he was he made guys if you seem tax quite tough actually in terms of the quickly the tomtom soft opening in like amidst rubble i felt like david was saying kind of made up this phrase i he says he made it up maybe didn't but like people who have fake hustle which is tom and tom it's like there's an ice machine and there's all this stuff but it's like they don't work they don't do shit but they're make everything seem like they're doing so much and it was just kind of i don't know bummer i again i get so caught up in these these people's dramas though that like when when lisa was like actually you did do something good i was like a tiered i made the ball i sure did ever put alcohol is before illusory fresh outfits the costumes terrible that he picked yeah and here's a question and he wore that like weird like adidas like soccer after soccer sandals at one tom tom schwartz move now did britney go home with a guy that she met at the end and out of things.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Yeah that's also what i thought about whenever i watched twenty four no one ever you we saw them for twenty four hours for multiple days no one ever shit shit ever know like you give keefer an episode often just let him through for property saving a lot of damn stress hoop let them go to sprouts let them just like do stuff i hope our team at plays today while we're talking about the it's kinda weak over here it is i hope that everyone gets the poop and feels better because i need to take several poops right now in my life i nearly after everybody gets to promo code crap when they go to teeny dot com okay to there's so tom tom schwartz his little montage thompson of all got a montage of him creating cocktails over the years tom schwartz montages of of lisa calling him a pussy it's like fash bax two thousand twelve busey minutes like two thousand fourteen yellow pig blurry worc poussee yeah it's like chariots of pussies like chariots of fire just like we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see lisa not a pussy but what else rounds with let's see cruiser joining me now can shut tom tom schwartz god oh wow pussy memories i'm a pussy on a tire going away in a tire to tom tom the really does go to show kids everywhere that you never have to sit in your life and you'll someone some old lady will come along and hand you a restaurant because she thinks you're q.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"It's like i remember when i was a little watch the golden girls and like it'd be like dot dot i'd ever bang brand on the bottom it's at install style sound where available and i was like why and now i got it chris talking her i'm wearing carnival stripes tom's like well seems like a good time to cali vander pump and taylor we all know about her copyright infringement on this restaurants paddle he's like hello elites vanden props who's this i like from sir who fan of all i'm not familiar oh my god so yeah and then tom tom schwartz like oh i wish i at least says phone number but i'm too shy to ask for it 'cause i'm just a cute little kid baba one day schmaltzy see have it together enough you know my boat in aids recipe which i will text him through a number does he know it will be who voice until he lands more taxes jackson tom the bathroom together because you know jackson jackson jax need somebody else to fight his his battles because he doesn't want to give tech again by the girls there's like adam and then they decide to jump on a skylight together which is just basically huge fuck you to gedi yeah i thought that to actually i was like that's weird and also what were they expecting to happen like hey let's jump on this because there was a there was a skylight over the kitchen let's jump on this so they're testing it right like hey 'cause let's see if this works because guess what if it doesn't work you're crashing through the glass and landing possibly on a hot cats aren't skillet saucy through there yeah.
"tom tom schwartz" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"And she goes i to add i'm very seriously like you know how much i i'm always talking about hearted scary at fly go horrors that was the thing it was confused because she said you know i had a problem with that in college but then she's sort of complimented herself by saying my have a very fast metabolism it was yet little she's like you do with some harder than than sauces like within a taco bell i know how to do it suddenly i got fat hello when your body just going to talk about its own salt and only f so then door was monitoring doings don't worry marcos it's it's nothing nothing okay it's not it's not like tweeting you right now it's not talking about you on your body but we can urinary years the doings and it's not like oh sorry knows because so how come katie how can help you get mad at la la but you think james for calling you guys she's like i was like still trying to process people i don't know calling me back so well congratulations run around if this will be happening lot i like them to andy asked tom tom schwartz why in at that okay magazine party why he went after katie instead of instead of instead of law and james after they had just colder that insulted her and and thomas like well you know bob basically you know they all that tom in all the time and area on a did was pull pulled him aside to try to find out what they were saying and then keeps getting mad and he's trying to describe in case well i'm sorry i was still trying to process that you people just coming back to my who are boll shorts is like no no no no no no.