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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Steve-O - Ep. 05

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Steve-O - Ep. 05

"Dr drew, and this is Dr drew after Dr he'd be vice doctor after dark making sexually content and be unsuitable for young children. Everybody. Welcome to Dr after dark people seem like podcasts or we're going to keep doing it. We thank you for listening, subscribing your favorite platform. You can watch all the episodes that your mom's house YouTube channel rate us five stars Tele friend, we appreciate it. People are talking about this one much to my amazement Stevo. Welcome to the program. People seem to like this. They think it's sort of like a reboot of love line. And so what better than to have one of my favorite level and guests on the pod? Thank you. So instead of having collars, you've got clips I've clips, I have emails and voicemails. Okay. And we and then the ladder. Have we talk about you? Okay. People people dig it doing the same old. He's got to be different. Right. And so this is different. Let's let's go to voicemail to start out. You have a voicemail for us. Yeah. Lemme load one up. Maybe if people wanna call in what number they call. They can call us at eight one eight two five three one six nine three or Email us at Dr drew after Dr f g mail dot com. And you can be part of the show you leave your voicemail that number eight one eight two five three one six nine three or Email and already emails like this. Here you go to Steven let me cut to the chase. This is from. I'm going to read what he says the title is about a year ago. I slept with a girl. I remember very distinct odor not unusual most times every now and then ever since my own Pena, smells, like her. Again, very distinct now like myself own order, I've been testing clean. I don't feel any symptoms. I don't but I do from time to time. Why should my Pena's automatically have changed sent should? I be worried. I want to know how he smells his penis to know that too. That sounds like that sounds like a stunt. You guys might do. I mean, and I'm going to interject something I think is particularly hilarious here and a little bit pertinent, by the way that my my crack productions theft calls this serious question question. Wait till the wait till the silly questions come in afraid of but go ahead. Okay. So. Nominee. I don't know if you're wear of but a man's ball sweat. You know, I think if going if you go white bear balls with your hand. Smell doesn't smell bad. Now, your own balls right here on boss is weird that my girl loves the way, my balls smell. Chubby like have you taken a shower in the last couple of days now like, no? And she's excited about it to give them a a swipe. And then she's like prime, man. She's ambig- dope. We have a picture of you guys in action. Can we possibly cut to that chance? It was a narrative is one of your fucking this nominee there. You guys aren't which had. She just smelled your balls at that point. Can't what is the device you're using their to make that all work? Half of the comments under these photos are who took the phone up. And I haven't revealed give it to you. It's there's a setting on the gopro, which it's a vocal command. Oh, so we have a set up on tripod, and we simply say go per take picture money. So partake photo. It's a great picture. Thanks aperture was one of your bucket list items. I know that that was one of my bugging lists. I wouldn't the bucket list is is particularly. The bars really high for that. So this is this is this is an incidental phenomenon. Having fun. So so the boss thing, very interesting. E people theorize that that's fair moans, and those sorts of things are activated. So it makes I think it's more that we have unique, smells, and faira moans that we all put out so to speak and that somebody who's really love and passion involved with you would naturally find all that. It's just another sensory piece of looking at using you being with you. It's just all part of it and sense of smell of factory narrow factors system goes deep into our brain very quickly. So it makes sense to me that that it'd be activating. It can be equally as discussing right, right? So we can be completely put off by people or brought in. Now, why do our own farts, Melissa great to us? They don't have to for some people that even even some. The self smart. They appreciate that their own farts aren't good, right? They can be if you have a lot of methane in the gas. But generally, I think we are sort of its familiar the familiarity lets us know that we're all good alive. And okay. And here we are. It's us little territory marking maybe ask that because I shared that over shared that. Because I figured the only way you can smell your Wayne is if you kinda give it away and then smell your. Yeah. It's good. But here's the deal is that these, smells or caused by various chemicals and proteins that can bind onto our skin. They can like bond to the proteins on the surfaces skins. What makes sense to me, sir? I have smelled certain smells from infectious diseases and other things body fluids and things that I mean, literally can't get out of my nose for weeks. Right. Because it's it's stays bond bound in there. Right. I think there's a pays missing from this too. And that's that. It's only at certain times when he encounters the smell from his woman. I was a it was a woman some time ago. Okay. Okay, smells, like her said that. Yeah. That there is me off. I'm thinking that he would have had to dip in for serving to bed. It's not it's stuck. I wonder if it's in his nose protections penis. Wow. It's move on thirty five year old man for last year's I have an issue where if I masturbate after having had a few drinks, I feel sensation as part burning part, painful tickle, and the base of my Yuri throw in his taint, he specified, it's usually temporary lasting for ten or fifteen minutes. Ten fifteen. Very uncomfortable minutes before subsiding. This does not happen when I masturbate while sober. I can't recall I've ever happening during drunk sex. If he's ever had that I would appreciate your thoughts. I think he's talking about people Cox's Joel muscle spasm. Which is if you ever had it, usually it's more like after you Jack late the taint muscle can spasm it. You get a real visceral pain down there you ever had that that doesn't ring. So. We was we was stabbed superior genetics. How do we just that again? I forget was it. Either. My my high tolerance for anesthesia drugs. There was that or. Oh, it was the fact that you'd had many many baseballs and bats to your ball. Yes. And your sperm count was good be above average. Right. Yeah. Significantly Pugh pupil essential spasm. I don't know why it's just when you're drunk. I mean muscles do operate differently when you having outlet Alcorn system, and it is one of the things people. Have it all the time some people find it very uncomfortable. And it's no big deal. It's a common thing. Here's I was fooling around with my chick the other night, and she had taken a rocket popsicle. I think they mean. She had put it in every Jonah quote for a surprise as I pulled a few moments. Wait a minute as I pulled a few months later that she put it in. So he grabbed for the stick. But only the stick came out. No evidence of popsicle. Should I be concerned? What do you think it depends on how much time had elapsed? And if you saying like that it's vacuous in there and swallowed this huge thing, they eat it. Right. So. Totta gold. Should he be concerned? What the? There's a there's a large pop school up there waiting for him. There's something up there eating things, which you're asking. I'm not sure, but. It melted. The how much time elapsed it melted. But here's the deal. Here's here's what concerns me is the vaginas a very delicate environment. I mean, the flora and the fauna have a balance, and you stick a popsicle in there all that sugar and stuff you're gonna cause like Vagit Itis in my home artificial, it's really really like heavy turquoise and red artificial colors. Not good. Not good for your badge. Keep that out of the Kunar from now on out of the giant. No, no, no as shoot was passed away. These call the greatest guy ever helped me gentlemen. Headaway to shoe ralphie may may ralphie may I love Ruffy made you missed ralphie may personally. Guy. And he was so funny on my guy never bad story about him. No, there's enough people on the comedy circuit. Who I've never heard a good story about what is that the back shit on each other? It's not that. I don't think it's the shit on each other. I think that it's just that we sort of follow each other around on this train where each stop, you know, it's the last people that come through here. You know, it was just like, yeah. We take turns in various your Cowboys coming into town. We take turns and all these destinations, and so it just naturally comes up in conversation who is there prior. And what what's going to come up is the more notable experiences, and they tend to be notable because they're extremely favorable or unfavorable, but you guys oil with he's an asshole ride. Too much. But I mean, but, but then again, like, I will of course, you know, what you're point two out of Justin. Sort of immature curiosity be like, you know, ask the club manager. Okay. Who is the biggest nightmare. You know, it wasn't would name comes up. Gra now. No, no, no, no, Christina. Or I've never heard those names. And I was Rolla. For sure I you're. Thank you. I actually have it. I'm just saying that to reading I'm but got him the success that he's had with these gigantic bed venues on Tuesday nights to have people. Watch him record a podcast. Unbelieving just had a comedy movie drop. He couldn't get it sold on the platform. So we just release it in theaters themselves about and also online so you can download a pay for it. Download it. So he's got his own paywall. That's an interesting thing for comedy special. It's good. It's funny. I saw it. I interested to hear more about that that method of distribution business because the the networks are so frozen like make a decision on anything. And so I think talented people just going out and meeting their audience where they are just finding them. I know that Louis C K made that approach, you know. You know successful. But then my question is how much has the landscape of media involved since Louis C, K, notably? Did that I on more that direction? No, yes. Except for there's a it's the pay part. You know, you're gonna pay you're gonna pay for net flicks. But if you've got some new paywall, that's like pay per view, then that's going to be a little trigger here or voicemail here. Here we go. Hold onto your seat. Hi, Dr drew. My name is Bon I've had an issue for the last three and a half years. My daughter is Rena half years old. My wife is very attractive. She was before my daughter and still is we had a super active sexual life. And then that day after my daughter was born I I just couldn't feel that same sexual attraction toilet. It's taken about two and a half years, and I'm starting to feel that. But unfortunately, my life is kind of given up on the situation, and she's not really feeling it. I've heard that some kind of Madonna syndrome or something but just curious if there's anything can do about. It. So this is this is Ronald anyway, I got you buddy. I got you man. It's tragic, right? I think just let just from the outset and behalf of this little family starting you and your wife gets with their just get in there and start talking about this. The reality is that after a baby God does not want you to reproduce right away. So during breastfeeding for about a year after delivery women are shut down typically sexually but men can be too. That's another adaptive thing. That's why men get shut down like that. But the fact that you see now your your wife was a sexual object. Now as a mother that freaks you out. You can't reconcile those things your head. Can you relate to that? At all. I'm not gonna have caning kids understand that somebody would feel that way your same accents to you. Sure. That wouldn't happen. You though. Well, it's not gonna happen after I got my Secta me for sure you had the less. If I if I you as much of a genetic specimens, I suspect you are you might blow through that wall. You better get tested. Did you get two zero three three times? I went six weeks after members thanked me and under the microscope. There was not even a corpse on the battles, both three negatives. All right. I'm creeping up on a year since my visit to me just getting another one. All right. I mean, we're got go to the fertility clinic anyway for smother, exciting ideas. What the hell kill tell them. What you're doing? Now. What is this all this venture? You're on. There. On my bucket list tour, right which is. It's a list of elusive outrageous stunts that I never like you were talking about skydiving skydiving while masturbating actually like. Custom as perfect. Being white as an fall out of the airplane through this guy being what paying white white guys. Jackie late peeing. Why? Don't know shooting ropes eating Rove's dropping lows. Right. Okay. While you just did you have to get right to the edge as you'd fill out of the plane, or because you're afraid what it would distract you too much following three thousand feet. I just wanted to time felt like I was already falling in the sky. It'd be hard to cat. They weren't doing solo diving so your strap somebody else's backer act, and I ever skydive. Well, any. Cross cutting any collateral damage to the skydiving instructor. He. The first time. First time came up with an actual skydive professional. I was I was getting ready to take my last special in behind the bar. They're going to introduce I'm ready to go and this kid's like Stevo and thinking no not now on trying to norm any says, dude, you gotta go skydiving. I'm a professional, and I think this is too important. So I just turn my attention to him and tell them the idea that kid looks at me says dude, you can totally come all over me. That's my man. I got his number. You're having some of your tattoos taken off the ones your dad. This is this is a result of my burns for which I had the skin graphs. That that's that. When you fell under the fire following it? I laid in it. It was the most unbelievable thing. I've ever seen footage is now there, but yeah, the aftermath the the blisters wait a minute. There's another thing we fall on something burning now. No, this is where the things were swinging. No, no, no, this is since then. Yeah. Oh, my God worse than that. This is when. Oh, maybe remember I had a skin graft surgery and Denver though. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's a lot of concern because I was in such excruciating pain. I did not understand that the norm with serious third degree burns is that they don't kill that the damage somehow deepens and spreads bacteria gets right into the you can't particular the bacteria out because your body's open to the world. And so you get horrible infections. The pain got the northern member Stiebel hospital hospital hospital five days on my oh. It was it was like it reached a point where it was by foreign away. The most fucked up pain I've ever burn is the worst. We're showed up at the. I showed up at the hospital, and they were like pretty impressed there that wouldn't what have you been doing for the last five days. And what was it you had done? What burned you laid in? You know, we sprinkled a rocket engine fuel all over the floor, and I laid in it did snow angels. And then they let it. Like, if you had your if you held her thumb over a match, and then let the match because of holding it would burn really fast, I was laying in rocket engine fuel. And they let you don't know. What it would you care about somebody like that? It makes your balls go up into your chest. Well, that's what I did it because I love my woman so much. I've thought that would approve it to her learn to death in front of you what it was was that I had grown on comfortable with the way that it felt as though she was living with me in my house. You know, like as if she was kind of guest in my house, and where I love her and I wanted to feel like our house. So I told her babe I'm going to blow up the living room. I've got a bomb guy, and he's coming in with bombs and fire, and I'm going to try and fuck up all the walls and everything. And so we'll have to repaint and then want you in charge that to put your touch on it and choose the paint and everything. Okay. And so. So there was a little bit of a stunt fast in the living room with a bunch of bombs and fire. I remember that one where you fell on that it was like a fire frying pan fell out a frying pan, actually. Right. And watching it it just it just I just I couldn't another way that fire will get you quick. Here. This is okay. This is. I don't believe a woman wrote this silly silly. I don't believe it. What are you guys? Right. We wrote none of these emails can't doctor. I am a married woman who only comes from butthole stimulation. I've met one of them not married though. Specifically, it was a it was weird. It was a it was this. Let me be clear a long long time ago in I wanna save maybe two thousand two. Yeah. I think it couldn't have been. It was. It was two thousand or two thousand one and it was a dancer from the strip club crazy girls, and she was heavily dictated to crystal methamphetamines who good times, and she said that she wasn't even interested in having vaginal intercourse that as she was going to bother that. She wanted it in the rear end. Times, and you know. You do. Called for right? You know, I didn't wanna waste this woman's time. Good. A famous drop on love line. Which was essentially why when you rub your why is it? Why is it that the when you're masturbating that it feels so much better? If you're simultaneously tickling your own balls. And you said that you did not know that that was the case. And I characterize that as the first chink in your arm or that I had become aware of. New everything. I didn't realize that ball finally during all Ling. Also, a little bit of taint pushing push it with that kind of pushed us things. That's prostate stimulation prostate stimulation, there, you go enhances tug, I'm here to tell you as somebody without a prostate. I don't miss it. What I'm saying? Right. Okay. Okay. So let's keep reading all right, married. Women who only comes from butthole stimulations specifically flicking it off while is shit or having my husband fuck my ass pussy. However, I am prone to injury. Specifically, those things even happen. You read nonsense. I think I hope. However, I am prone to injuries specifically having a problem with my delicate ENA skin tearing when he destroys me. So destroys me. That's not a woman's language. Right, dude. Right. They made clearly somebody trying to have fun. Tips on preventing injury are than lube. I mean, there's admit question there. Yes, there is legitimate. And I think that this is something that I'm actually very interested in because. Anal sex your phantom, anal sex in general, like you're not against people. Although I understand my first t-shirt here is going to be don't do double penetration. Von it had that discussion and Thompson. That's what it was. So yeah, but, but you can tear, and this is not a and the muscle of this region is very different than of a giant say muscle. Is that Ohring the ring? That's right. It's it's a circular muscle there. And it is the vagina is designed to expand handle I head of a baby coming out of it. Right. So it's very elastic. Those there's there's even Joe pubic joints and things that can move around. This is just the ring. And it's a muscle that contain the tissue tear for sure you can get fishers, abscesses fistulas, all kinds of nasty stuff. This chairs fistulas ficials, which is like a lot of fisting going on. You can get fishless from fisting for sure it's like a like a little burrowing. Canal the comes to the surface from the rectum. Okay. And the common sense dictates that if you have a particularly large movement, and you look in the toilet. And there's a log that's bigger than your winter. Like like, that's how big a log can get is as big as big weenie when it does that it can tear and cause bleeding and things like that. Hoping I'm just from pooping Howard. Stern's always talking about never don't push wait until it's ready to come out. That's hemorrhoids. If you're prone to him Royds straining and pushing can do that. But I mean, if you have some people need to push a little bit. I mean, it depends. How old you are what's going on Howard? Her is very preoccupied with that part of his body function. What do you think about the Squatty pie figure that was coming? Every toilet house. You like him. I always remember too. I mean, that's what people that is the position people would have gotten in and out in the wild, right? I think it's not necessary. But for some people it helps helps vacuumed your better, you take your meta mutual and your bulk and kind of work out by themself. So. In pornography, you'll see anal jazz. You know, and our porn stars do please make a gif out of that. Our porn stars. You do a lot of anal work. Are they are they going to have depends later will have you seen anal prolapse stuff? Knoxville Santa thing where it was like the Duda. The whole arm up guys butter, and then it came out with the pink sock. Right. So the pink thing, that's that's not a okay because when it folds out like that can cut off the blood supply, and the only way you can get at that is is it's deep in your body to have a major surgery to get at that. You can't you can't go from the rear end up. You have to go through the sigma of the rectum region of the body and dig down into it because the blood supply so complicated down there. And so, you know, the pink sock thing people make fun of that prolapse. It's called rhino prolapse. I just see surgery when there's a lot of stuff on this show. I think that's a surgery that's a surgery. I remember there being a lot of concern over the idea that. The to take the toy car the Hot Wheels card and put up the button and go get the X Ray, which we did in our first movie. Congratulations. There was so proud of you. Right. Why didn't do I backed up because dad said that dad was disappointed. I couldn't do it to them. If it what is he referring to what happened? He was frayed about me putting something on my. But he's homophobic since then on. On right now. Now, he's come a long way. Dad's really come along with experimenting himself now. Now, I'm actually more and more just finding myself kandebow sharing my creative plans with them even before they happen with Ted. Yeah. I mean, not all of them. The tattoo that he wasn't happy with that one going away. I it's faded. I had I had shit. And no that's not from the burn that was actually laser shit and fuck tattooed on my knuckle. And he's a big dick on my arm drippy, dick. Yes, dripping dick, and I came home after getting both of them and dad pointed to my knuckles e said, he said that's dumb. But then he pointed to the dick on Miami said, but I'm personally offended by that. So these are the to describe Ted. It's it's not that. There was a lineup here Hugo Alaska, you can take for Steve O's father, right describe him. He he's super logical Subaru superintendent oft, usually like a stripe fitted shirt, maybe with a boat or a tie beautiful like a jacket that was fitting v neck shirt sleeves sweater and guy in the world. By the says, he's my favorite. We'll talk to by the way. He's great. He's great. But in a lineup last last person to be was right, right? I love we bring him in here. One of these days. Oh, actually just just invited him taught him. I've got on my frequent flyer miles piling up from my tour and use them to fly him and his new wife out to visit in LA while you do some of your antics. I boy did I hit him with an antique time. I probably shouldn't say. I will I invited him and my my Jag counterpart Chris Pontius over to the house and under the guise of telling dad that I wanted him to weigh in on a vegan burger called the beyond burger Kozo. We're setting up the cameras while Pontius within the bathroom masturbating with a condom on and he blew a huge huge load took off the condom dole tied in a knot. Then what's dad on camera Pontius came out, and he handed it to me and adad said, wait, what's what's going on? And I explained dad that I wasn't going to swallow. This condom to hurt him. I said that I'm not doing this to hurt you and dads that you're not gonna hurt me. You're gonna piss me. Clips let's look at one of these videos. What's the juice lady? That's let me see what. That's all right. Eighty seven of your mom's house. And what we noticed is that, you know, she's either Middle Eastern or maybe somewhere from the eastern bloc. So we wanted to see if the love the Christina. Right. Exactly. So Christina really relates to this woman. Course, we want to see if you know if this corresponds to non American culture, if this is a behavior, you might see some Americans, stay buckling. Is in a convenience store. She bought apple juice, like from the, you know from the freezer, it's not sweet enough new persuades all sugar. Well, I'll let it unfold. Those tits on her tail. Barters March twentieth. Two thousand fourteen so she's trying to switch out some juice K. So she's going to get more aggressive here. No kidding. I'm sorry. We can't help there's no refunds. Juice. Give me give me reduce. Expiring. Call the company and complained to them, but we're not replacing. Good company. This is Tom already. Delighted he always delights in her in her misery. Back to my co company. Mother company company. She's at her. Juice. Give me let's call the cops. This week. She feels really betrayed you. Yes, normal. No. Men. Hate fat pig fat fat. She's such a fatty wearing a supportive bra. Very disturbing. Yeah. So I mean, Doug, what do you think about that, psychologically? I think that's more psychiatric psychological sushi is like not that's called agitation these agitated, and of course, the more sorta unhappy, I am and sort of died. I feel for some of these videos, the more, Tom Christina, experienced, delight. They I just hope they don't ever like are witnessing this kind of thing in real life because they're just sat there and laugh at people is it, I don't I don't they're not my friends. I don't know these people give me one more video. What else you got? Up next. We have a little discussion going on back and forth between Tom and Christina. Tom has one side of the argument, Christina has the other side of wanna see what you and Stevo might who who you guys might side. Hey, by the way, do they mind me taking that dog head and wearing it? Oh, they loved it. Cannot wait for that. Go ahead. He know last night. I getting ready we're winding down for evening, and then you disappeared into the bathroom. And I was like are you going to make Brown now? And you're like, no, no, I'm just gonna go read. And then of course, I put it together that you were Browning because I heard the sounds, and I I started smell the smells through the door. Oh, you didn't. And then it was so interesting because you came out and you were like, all right. Are we gonna make marital loves now? Like, and that's fine. I'm just saying it was interesting because there was no lag time. There was no respect refractory period. Stop this. There's a lot packed into that. There's a lot of their first of all Stephen as a man. Merely because you've evacuated your rectum that's nothing to do with sex or not sex. Right. I mean, you'd be you'd be conscientious and evacuate the ah. Okay. Will they get into what's called anal verge? And then it goes through so evacuated your materials, and and then it's time for sexy time is there is there have to be like a transition period. Right. Other than being careful and respectful to your partner. Right. You don't wanna expose her anything unnecessary thinking all the while. How your girlfriend is turned on by all of your factory stimulants? Your fiancee is activated by all of your sense. Would there need to be any sort of transition going from Brown to sexy? We. Mix them together. There's no there's no like that. I personally after a good poop sometimes in the no matter how much wiping I'll wanna just take a shower. It's to give a little rent. Okay. So so at a respect your partner. Sure. Okay. Right. So it's really just about being clean. Right. Just about being cleaned lingering smells. We fortunately have two floors to our house. So we intend to hide out the ducks apart visiting my my. Sister in Florida, and she's telling us about this invasive ducks in other than they're just they're crazy like they they have no predators, and they just keep reproducing, ducks everywhere. And then my fiance Lux, and I we went to the. Back to our hotel, and I had a real big fart coming. And so I so I went I actually opened up the hotel door, and I went down into the hallway and let it rip out of river CI heard it and she said their dugout. That's well quack. Versus video. We go between your Browning. And then you're need to Jackie late. Well, the thing was that Brown interrupted my. Urgency, but she likes that's the thing. Christina loves the Brown. I don't understand Christina's very chief fines bathroom humor, the funniest of all funny, and Tom not so much. So I'm surprised that she even took issue with this. And it didn't work the way you're Balsam works on in on your unlocks. But Tom fine hand finds sexually macabre material funny, and she's not so much. It's interesting example, sexual Macab, gentlemen. The gauntlet is down. Do you want to show him something? Do you want to show him Terry? No, we cannot show Terry anymore on this YouTube channel really what happened. We just keep on Gandhi monetize. It's not a good look. Wow. Standards guidelines. It's pretty strict. I'm pretty good at getting demonetized monetize on us. So. Me sitting here. My dear. Interesting. Keep going to this video here we go stairs. I'm ready for sex. Oh, man. It was like, hey, but we kind of need to make a pit. She loves that. We love that. That's I'm seriously blown away because I didn't realize both actually. Cool. But see what I like what I'm getting at though is women these things compartmentalized Nair, the tween dummied even somebody that's into the Brown like Christina. Right. Right. These things. I mean, I obviously people have weird things. But but for the most part, these are like, you know, don't you can't one is a red light. And you can't be on your way to one and stop for the other. They're different phenomenon. Yes. I actually just got. I just got struck by something that's so pertinent to this, please. And it's not that Lux is, you know. Into the Brown. But she's she's just fucking cool. And I had an item on my list was struck me as as like hard to believe that with all the twenty years have passed since we started doing our jackass stuff use. Nobody ever took a shit on a fan you now like lazy? So I ordered a fucking fan and and like. Industrial talking about a person with three she not industrial and fan. And is it you run. Did you run it upwards or cross talk straight up? Yeah. I didn't for three days. All I went to the store all the liquid lags powder. Oh boy. Much lax, cramping and stuff. It was it was the most uncomfortable. Yeah. His bad. And then came the lax it, I thought everything was gonna fall out of me. Like a bucket is soup and that doing it over the fan with pointed straight up it was just gonna come right back up. I was even going to get in the position to let it come right back up and be all over my face. And when I peed on the fan to just warm up. It was exactly the way picture too big fountain of vertical spray. Nice. Pooped on it. Heavier weight everything that nothing it didn't fall out. I had this dangle. It was dangling dangling. And then when it finally fell it didn't come back up. It went. Tossed it got ties and then Kevin. And then and then. And it's fine. Science flying sideways across the yard. Oh nice. People standing around running running for their lives. That's good. I got people barf ING while they're running. And Lux jester there and took it. Slow Clapper lark school shit. Time. She'd fucking even budged was to go in for a better shot. With a camera. She held it. Nice and steady. How miniskirt the whole time. Wow. Camera in the clip. She says don't have shit and my vagina. Should checks. Here's legitimately concerned. And I wrote in my act. Let's start off the shied say start off the sensually, you know, what I'm up to and how I just got engaged and giving Zampa of how cool she is. Why guys say the moment that I knew that? I wanted to put a ring on it was it was when she said do I have shit and my China. That's how I knew she was the one for me. And then and then when we can multi media show my bucket list tourist after been a screen it. Checking while she says, Dr shit, and maybe giant so set to the song, take my breath away. It's so the the the bucket list, you share it during your comedy act. The actual act is magical journey through my bucket. Each bit is punctuated by the footage of it actually happening fantastic. It's multimedia comedy show. And to see the hear the stories. I it sounds so utterly implausible and positive, and then every absurd detail in the story matches up to the high saw you doing something that seemed new to me you were wearing like a fish bowl over your head. No, no, no. That was from our second movie the fart mass. Okay. Immediately started vomiting correct in that was then I almost wanted. Yeah. That's been known to happen. I mean, I I don't know you'd vomit. But but yeah, it's it can't be contagious. Yes. It is contagious. Absolutely. That movie stand by me. Can you? We had we had a post that gentlemen. Maybe two right now. Even I both know what we're talking about back to back to this this, Tom and Christine. Yeah. Locks took no. There is no attraction or pleasure in the Brown. It was just willingness to a small price to pay to be, you know. We're getting the footage. Right. She's she's committed. And then and I had no idea at the time that that was the bit the fact that she was being the crowning glory of the moment, I because anticlimactic shit and your face shit her vagina right there wasn't. But she needed to check Russia. And and you guys I was at a YouTube video or something where you guys went into a cave or. Science Graham places. Incredible. We went on a on an RV trip to the Grand Canyon. And along the way there's a place that is really does not look like. Book you want to stay there. Right. I mean, it doesn't it almost completely undeveloped. But then they've got this. This this elevator. That takes you two hundred feet below the twenty storeys beneath the ground, and then there's this these caverns, and there's a restaurant down in these caverns there. It's just like an just a natural treasure. It's so impressive. And they've got this week down there where you can rent the whole cavern. So the cavern has got like a sweet throughout the one of the giant caverns current walkways that people walk around and take tours of the cavern there walking right past your men. Right. It's the weirdest thing and your shower, it's crazy. But that's you know, that's not gonna happen until like nine or ten AM the following. Right. It stops like six or something. We were up all night. Taking naked pictures all over these. The cat is seven hundred bucks for the night that the like most memorable until I felt so good about it. And we to pay the seven hundred bucks up front. I thought what am I doing? Like, what am I doing? And then after the fact I just felt so good about it. So part of this part of the spot is about why people go into comedy and stuff and why they do what they do himself hatred. Sometimes. Something like that. Like, you know, I don't let myself I need you to do it for me. So let me get on the stage and just, but but you, but you perfect not just the funny, but also the self abuse part. Okay. I mean, I'm really really I'm grateful that here I am in my ninth year on the comedy circuit. Crazy what I found is that over the ten. You build a show tour with it. And then you tape it as the special and then build another ship. I did that my first one was straight stand. Just me doing stand up and intermittently did stunt on stage for the special then as that put together my second show. I was it came together. And it was great storytelling the way that I do it one night is I was performing it that holy shit. Every single one of these stories that I'm telling for the most part is something that initially happened on camera. So my head exploded I thought fuck what if I my next special? If I taped it as straight stand up, but edited into it after the fact interstitial footage to illustrate the stories as it goes. And then I thought well, why make it all stories? Let me do an old story. And then let that inspire a new a new story. And so it's like before we went on these Mike. You question me about if you potential. Yeah. Prominent? Right. And so that was my second one scare the shit outta me. By the way, that that was my my second one was where I don't sign off on any of them dance your questions, honestly, we clear about that one hundred K would never misrepresent. But yeah, the shape of the second comedy special, and it was a lot of sort of memory lane kind of raising and with a bunch of new stuff mixed in. And then now the newest show the one I'm touring with now the bucket list tour. There's no old stories. It's all I did it all for this. And how each item on my bucket list, the execution of it has had various implications on my relationship with Lux. Oh, like the shit in the giant thing. She didn't have a giant thing. Like I led to tie talking about. That's where I knew I wanted to put right up being a wedding. And then there's what she does. Which is she's a set designer prop stylist art department. And so I did. And here, I'm giving all my stuff. But I love this idea so much I had. I opened the because women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram. And that's not always patriot news, I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever. One. Spotty paint. So I put together this this cyclists with my ten speed bicycle and the spandex shirt and the bike home and everything but Luks painted on the shorts with the big gallon of black paint. Nice. So I can go around and crash this bicycle in front of unsuspecting people will be shocked, and I would like to see. They'll reach their hand out and to help me up, and I'm laying there with Sean. You're shaking one hundred percent. And so did the greatest job painting map and. Onto ticket photo of me hoisting the bicycle getting ready to go on at my suit painted up and texted said Johnny Knoxville, and he wrote back. That's the smallest black dick. Every bit like this. She participating she did the painting and then from that. But I would say, oh, you can't you can't marry someone if you don't agree on the question of whether to have kids, and we totally said it gets all into this thing and the sect meal kids out of that. There's a couple of things the the fact that alcoholism has not skipped a generation in the family tree is I know it, you know, like fifty fifty right? Your sister. Didn't know my sister. Okay. We give a like a North American Indian descent than you. I don't I don't. But tell me about an Irish, okay rash. Whatever it is. But there's my genetic concern. Okay. I feel that. That's. That's a concern, but more more. So I look at the. You know, the the world that we live in from my dad, my dad significantly older than you are. But when my dad graduated from university, and he was at the top of the class, but for for my dad's generation to graduate from university that meant placement in the career of your choice for my generation didn't guarantee it gave me a better shot, but it didn't guarantee anything. And now if I were to have kids, a university diploma means absolutely fucking nothing except debt any in a in a in a world where the rich get richer, the poor get poor the middle class disappears opportunity dwindles. I don't want it on my conscience that I created a person to suffer. So when I could turn my attention to help people who are already here, you know, like we want to open up an animal sanctuary. That's. Our whole plan for our future. And it's you know, I know a bit about your story now your dad, and I know, you know, you sort of rebelled against him yet. You always very close to him the anti Ted and yet always had a real close. College. And I'm going to become a crazy famous stuntman videotaping stunts with my home video camera like that didn't. He's excited excited. Now, it actually actually served to create a wedge between between not the he wouldn't wanna. No, I know it wasn't that. He didn't want to have a relationship with me. I think he raised me with certain level of pride a certain level of standards expectations. That I wasn't doing anything approved of. I wasn't looking to support me and doing what he didn't approve of. And I didn't have any good news to share. I didn't call. So we didn't have a relationship for for some time. Shame. Shame. And and then the addiction kicked in and, but, but then also, you know, and it was because of, you know, my mom had this aneurysm, and we'll talk about but go ahead. When my mom had the aneurysm that in October tenth of nineteen ninety eight that this happened at that point had earned dime. The to speak of I had no fucking success at all I had graduated from clown college. But and your parents were separated that point, and you were you were very close with your mom. I was very close to my mom. But but yeah, I was living with my sister out. Now Kirke at that point my relationship with my dad was really not very strong at that point. We weren't in touch that often, but what brought us together with this. You know, this crisis situation with my mom. So we went from the hospital to go to some restaurants. To get a meal and dad took the took the initiative to state of me, he said, I feel I feel I owe to you to say that I think I've done a major disservice to you by not supporting you in this career. The clearly committed yourself to he says, I certainly wouldn't have chosen this for you. But my dad didn't wouldn't have chosen what I chose get to said he said, I see that you're committed and given that I recognize it, and I just want you to be didn't do the best you can and pledged to support you. And it's so meaningful to me. The dad said this to me before I had success. There's no nothing about the way things happen was him coming around because I proved that there was five will like he didn't get on a bandwagon. Once things went my way. Like almost things went my way because he pledged to support me like the very first. You know nickel and dime near negotiations. Dad actually helped me with like so what initially drove so far apart. Well, it's brought us together and your mom with weird to me is I didn't know a lot about relations with your mama till we did that Tyler Henry thing you out. Yeah. And she was a lot like you. She saw you in her. And she was a lively God about that. Yeah. Well, that's how I learned about that relationship change because I knew about Ted and the people can see that it's gonna be the last episode of his season. It's such a they were so happy with it. To be completely on. I went in there. I just I was unwilling to pretend that I was in. I was just I was ready to shit all over the I don't know. I didn't give a fuck. I was like, you know, what? No, I'm not. I don't even like it. I can't even believe I'm doing it. I love Dr drew. It's sort of. That's why I'm here. I'm not gonna pretend that I'm impressed. And that lasted about two minutes. I was fucking. And well, that's kind of why one because I was I was on this episode. I study his brain while he's doing I wanted somebody challenging I wanted to know what he did. But even. That relation. It was very interesting. Very interesting, and very sort of sad or tragic for you to that. She left the way she did. And she sort of had all the years after what was tragic was the suffering. Yes, survive there this aneurysm, and I feel. Another five as we record. This. The whole Luke Perry thing hasn't come clean yet. But I have a feeling that's what this was. The keep saying stroke. I don't think so, but there's several brain hammer. And and like, I spent a lot of I still can't say that. I don't wish that it would have just killed her. You have course, because her quality of life was so low, and she clung to it so much, and I don't think that she was really there to do think in any way her clinging to life frayed. She was she was super afraid to die up until the very end when life was just so fucking bad. But do you think your challenging death all the time is response of that? I don't think so because I I was already doing that. I was already I think on a larger more sort of big picture view of the human experience. I think that that you could think of it as like a catch twenty two we have one instinct, which is to survive we have one. Guarantee we won't. So we're in this fucking jam. It's like, okay. Wait, hold on. I don't wanna die, and I have to deal with the fact that I am going to die. And I hate that. So it's almost like life human, the human experience is an exercise in wrapping your head around your mortality, and there's really three ways. Do it. There's there's procreate. So that you have your legacy that lives on. So it's okay. That I go because I've left this legacy. You've got religion terrified, I'm gonna die. But I'm going to heaven. Everything's going to be okay. And then you've got the third category, which snow angel and fire. It's it's the dynamic of the cavemen drawing. Stick figures on the wall because after they're gone, those stick figures will crew the creative, and I took to the video camera as like a religious thing. Like the like, I'm going to be dead. And I thought that I was going to fail in life. I did not think that there's going to be any success for me. I lacked the survival skills in every sense couldn't go to classic couldn't keep a job that you were a huge -vivor. I some of the skills to survive easily or well, but you're huge, vibrant. Now. I it's turned out to be the case. But yeah, I thought that I was gonna die young having failed and everything has joined with the video camera was like essentially loading my message into the bottle. So that it could be that could posthumously discovered as the Van Gogh of dip shit. I got to write this down. I want to say thank you to the Van Gogh of dip shits. Where does the funny come in? I think that the funny comes in with. Now, I would have loved to have had the kind of raw like incredible talent to be able to perform feats that were deserving of attention on those just extrordinary. Yeah. Rather rather peculiar and funny? Right mccaw. I think that they get say, okay. What what can I what can I perform? What can I do that? Nobody else can offer with my limited skill set. And they're they're usually funny though. Sure, of course, what is what is the word is the levity come in. Whereas the the mirth I dunno. I mean, not to say that people getting their balls. I misunderstood the visits. That's one way of asking the question. Right. Okay. I mean, there's the the rubbernecking syndrome where we legitimately love. It's funny. Yeah. But yeah, I'm on. I'm sure. But I I love doing funny show making people laugh man, that's the way you construct. What you do is funny. What thank you. I care about it. And I don't know that call us put my finger on why? It's funny. Right. But it is one. Thank you sometime. It's it's the. Nonsensical, associate, you know, jacking, an honest guy. It's like it's these why the sesame strong saw one of these things is not like the. One thing doesn't belong and. Here's another idea that I have of course, it turned into this whole interesting saga. But it makes people laugh just saying what the idea was. To to lineup for race with one of my buddies. And like a good race starts with a gun on your Mark get set issue tranquilizer darts indoor but cheeks at which point we sprint for distance. See just there that's fine. Like picture of we're running and then folic Lauren, John. Right. And just struggling to guy and landing flat on your as anybody discuss with you the positive Qarara. Here's what that is. It's a paralyzing agent. Wow. That's interesting. I'm glad you mentioned it. But you know, what I think about and this is an honest answer to wise, it punny to watch people get hurt. I think that it's all about hormones and to be more clear. It's never fucking funny to watch a woman get hurt. Like, I don't think it would ever ever would be funny because the they're they're like s created this sort of drives them to be motherly to be caring. So that's not. But because we're aggressive because testosterone is all about being macho providing showing power defense to see to see someone who's who's whole makeup is driven to be strong and powerful and macho and then to see that person fail. Even get hurt. It's like, right. You're cutout assize. Every it saying, you know, you've got such a strong urge to be one thing. And when you come up short when you fail like, there's been kicked to the balls sort of classic and stool over you in one fashion or another never gets old, and what made me, and my buddies successful was our willingness to do anything our willingness to not look cool. There's such it's interesting. I when you got sober your relationship to the stunts change, and it was more difficult to watch you do them because you were actually having a lot of feelings about what was to happen, which was hadn't found my voice yet either, you know, like that it took me some time to get comfortable in my skin into and now, I really my stride. So what's the one where you were an outhouse, and it was. What was that called UK Takada poo? Cocktail souprayen. It was bad. That was rough. That was rough one. I mean, it was save that for that hold third movie. My role was no paralysis, no death, and as long as the policy right as as long as those aren't real concerns than I liked consider myself in because working films coming up. Say there's a not ruling out and Knoxville to thing about the amusement park in New Jersey. Right. I got to see that. I saw him immediately after he flew, right? What does it his head? Tell them that his I came out his I came out of his orbital socket, though, tell room it was like, oh my eyes popping out of gotten the short end of the stick on. The the long term stuff because most of the rest of us myself. Bam dh. Chris davis. We grew up fouling down. We grew up riding skateboards, we were really like physically active. So we we have this like this Bill ten with faller. We're very like, you know, whatever like Knoxville doesn't have any of that. So anoxia falls? There's no there's no instinct jazz his head just impact. I think that within the long-term that that that that's gonna be showing up from. I heard that. There was one fall like. They has trouble turning his Carver's his steering wheel to the left because shoulder compromiser. And then there was like back issues are no because he he's not. We'll talk about it. He's a. That. Sorry. I said this is all conjecture. I don't know. Yeah. He's one the nicest human beings. I know he's an extraordinary guy case. Thank you guys. Stevo wish we look for you. Tell us where to go Stevo dot com is a home for all my staff gram grams at Stevo got up got on my little check marks. I don't know when this comes out, but my next shows are Hartford, Connecticut. This is the March seven Alabama March seventh is where we'll be here. Great dropping a Mark seven. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Tom Segura - Ep 002

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Tom Segura - Ep 002

"Dr drew, and this is Dr after he'd be doctor after dark making sexually content and be unsuitable for young children. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the doctor podcast another up. So the doctor podcast. I we answer questions from our listeners voice matches messages. Watch your videos. It's weird videos from the internet. In other words, the your mom's house videos, they bring over here to torture me. We analyze comedians who are willing to come on the show and today, none other than the great Thompson girl. Hey, buddy. Thanks for having me crowd. The background picture have me. Thank you. Let me do this for excited. Thank your wife. I've thank you. This is your brainchild and whatever good or bad comes. This was a natural fit. Was me getting tortured by level. I love his Dr drew after dark. It's cool through a few different names. Yeah. Yeah. We did doctor juice say or. Drew anklet another finger in Dr drew there was that. But yeah, this is a good one salon a good one. Yeah. Your wife asked me speaking another finger in her first thing was to go down this Brown talk past. Yeah. I guess that's what right next up was Brown right off the top. And she was like asking what the diameter with the, you know, circumference should be of what goes up the shitter way, which what should go up there. Yeah. What do you think? What's the biggest sort of biggest conference? I don't. I don't understand the question. You're saying what is the okay sign. What's the diameter of the biggest thing a healthy thing to go up anybody's or someone in particular, the average person not, you know, Terry or somebody like that? Yeah. I would think I'd rely on you as the doctor. Okay. Sorry. I know. But I would think that most people can handle more than that, you know, could handle it. But may not be healthy double anal happens. All the time it does. Yeah. And then there's triple anal for like the real hall of famers first-ballot. Yeah. But I mean. Yeah. Okay. We treated Mary Carey on us regime, FOX leave. No. But she if she was a porn star. Subash alcohol, and she she they almost they had this on the regional cut and they took out. She's talking to be a minor. She goes she was crying about how this is hard. You know, she would choose to do this. Yeah. I wouldn't choose to three penises my ass raw like. Wouldn't you is it hard in those moments like not I'm not talking about Mary specifically. But when you're sitting with someone, and they, you know, maybe you just start treating them and they start saying wild shit like that it is because it's never it's always the context of pain. Right. Right. And they're they're hurting because of it. Sometimes you wonder how you don't laugh to say or outrage troll, but in the setting pain. No, no, I saw this lady who had a prolapsed anus rectum, very common, very common, very common in just in life in general. Well, there's a whole John. Rowe porn prolapse porn. Really? You. Don't know this. Now, I didn't know that guy saw that. There was a lady who had done a number of films, and she had a prolapsed. And isn't that the Rosebud or something fell out like the, sleet? Yes asleep. And then she would she continued to work. Work in the industry, and it would fall out during she's old by former leveling Panyam. Mike Catherwood sends me these horrible videos with that stuff on all the time. He hasn't aided by he can't get enough because he loves us so much. He says it's because he's just so fascinated somebody would let that happen to themselves pictures of it, and it is pretty weird. And in my world, I took those videos, and I think that's a surgery a big surgery. Yeah. You don't just like you got to go in and repair the whole setup down there. It's a major. So you shouldn't. I mean, you shouldn't be doing. Should not be doing wwl should not be prolapse in your anus. Why don't you put that message out there more do it? Now. That's why we're doing this show. How about your first shirt? You shouldn't be doing double anal and then signed Dr drew. I think. I'm not sure it should be. You should be prolapse in your Anna's. That's a good one. Yeah. Don't prolapse Uranus. Oh my God. What's happening to happened in my life. You sure this going to be okay. Great. It's time for us to do some fan questions. Yeah. Yeah. Let's your questions at Dr drew after dark Aji Mel dot com. Also, leave a voicemail at one eight two five three one six nine three. Hey, my girlfriend has cats. What would happen if I rub my boner and a cat and then had sex with her thing what jeans? Thanks genes from tex-. Yeah. Yeah. Well, first of all, I would say this is a pretty cool guy to start with. So he wants to rub his dick on a cow Carrick and then allergic to test. You like you like you were test. How how static electricity worked you kinda go. I gotta say I'm not mad at him. I think it's like this would be a fun. Trick party trick. I think it's going to create an AFL axis and your girlfriend. I'm hoping he's in college. Let's just say that because if he did any college I'd be like that's pretty good. Pretty funny thought and experiment. I mean, what's the worst that could happen air flexes death? I mean, how serious are they you know, it's pretty pretty rare though for that to happen and flex your shock. Yeah. To your point we pretty rare. Bob, your high. But I'm just saying like there's a good chance she won't die. So I guess what you're saying is for he's but he's looking for an allergic reaction in the vaginal cough. That's what he will. Yeah. That's kind of rule it's a little cruel. But I mean, just a little pussy sneeze or something is not it's not like that bad, right? Like, here's a serious question. Okay. I guess we're moving moving on. Okay. I'm just scared where you're going with this. Okay. Is there something more to be said, pussies knees? I put up nice code on your second shirt. Do I'll take it? That's died. Do p Boehner's exist. I often wake up with a rock, hard Terminator gun. Go pee. And then it's all gone. What happened there did the piss film? I take Mexican. That's not right. No. That's that's not another doctor writing that. Of your and bring it back to the mess at once was so he thinks his his urine that you're in fills up his penis that how the anatomy words, even I know that. But it's also not the P that makes the voter so much what makes the several days 'cause about Boehner the stretch on the bladder is one thing it triggers, a spinal reflex that causes the. Yeah. So in a way, his necessity is causing the Boehner in a way way the stretch on the sleep cycling has has Boehner cycles associated with it. Sleep owner shirt number three. Yes. So far, you're killing the shirt game. Stretch on the bladder causes spinal reflex and also the sleep owner sleep cycle Boehner. And then there's the congestion of that region. So things don't return Venus, Venus flow, we go back to the first thing you said the stretch on the bladder. So the bladder is full. Yeah. And because it's full triggers spinal reflex that what's a spinal. Reflex me. Like, you know, you tap your knee. It's an automatic reflex hitting the it just it just causes a stretch is what triggers the rebounder. So this. But the spine receiving that press the stretch not the pressure ad. Yeah. Feels like it's the pressure going in saying, hey on our yes, really Boehner up. Is there is there not all show because number four amateur? You know, mind also thinks that. We've read or heard that a testosterone high in the morning and then. There are those kinds of cycling's. But I'm not sure there is much to. Why does what's sleep cycle causing a Boehner mean? No, I don't know. I just know this certain cycles in the sleep when it's associated with more likely to have interrupt message. Yeah. Just, you know, you're on omic nervous system has gone through this cycles, and you know. You're on. Wake up hard. I try to get try. Celebrate it try to get her to service. It a lot. And she rejected a lot you have to go. She knows her though, right? No. I'm saying I wake up like with party the other night. No, more AM, and she's just well there's and there's the other part problem, which is the a couple. There's sort of peak times day when people are receptive to this activity. Are you off cycle with one another? I am with my wife. Yeah. Yeah. Off our mourning mourning mourning women not so much likes nighttime or afternoon yet. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like once you get somebody else for nighttime. What was God thanking? Yeah. Exactly. No. He should just I don't know. Giving us our own morning come to our well, or, you know, Terry figure out they Terry's them, man, you lie tear. I haven't I did not see your episode with Christina. Yeah. We talked about. Are you talked about tear? Yeah. She and I had a disagreement about you love, Terry. Well, I think he's awesome. Well, we'll get to a couple of. Okay. I force message. Here we go. Hey, Dr do this is Brandon from Florida quick question. How come every time? I take buys water. Just some dots. Well, it's interesting. Okay. So his eyes water also your nose can run to every time he takes, but we had a guy Christina with a guy who have time pood- some seamen came out weight of his asshole. No of penis. Oh, yeah. Because I have an explanation for that the Astle. Yeah. Exactly what it in for that day. But yeah, again, we can console Terry about that. But it is. Is it is the seminal vesicles fill up with cement, sometimes you can push. And or the ri-. Yeah. Yeah. This is a common thing that some people come a little bit. Yes. Every time they shit. Yes. Actually, if so glad you happy, especially. Especially when they haven't had it for a long time because the people, you know, kid around though, the testicles are what produce semen they do not use sperm cells leak into the semen little tiny cells the same as the prostate gland. And the poop is right there at the prostate gland vesicles between the prostate and the poop. So he push on that if you have if you have a big Pooh building this set was worth that explanation. That was one of the best things I've ever heard in my life, Tom, and we got to reach out the people that come when they shit because that is a whole up cata, John. But the shirt is the the next shirt is thus. Farts, don't push the poo poo pushes the semen. Hoop. Poop makes you come. There you go. This guy says he's he's his eyes water that you can get you can get a dilation people sneeze and stuff to get dilatot of you know, it's just you're nervous system reacting to the stretch. I read this interesting analysis about why we're so repulsed by the smell of somebody else's, but not so much ours K, and it's that I don't know the science behind the, you know, the correct terminology something about the brain. When you know, you're about to fart your brain alert, you that some common? Yes. And so that you're like you somewhat expect this. But when it's a strangers that that message does happen. It makes sense to me the some part of it is the surprise element of surprise is like, yuck surprise. But there's something about the becoming accustomed to. I think you become accustomed to like your spouse's, smells and things accustomed to. It's it's a it's more of a conditioning. You know of our selves to our. Ourselves, and our I think it's how we. Probably as humans like tolerated each other when we didn't bay and stuff, and we had egg with one personal sometimes about what hundreds of years ago. What audio two thousands of your thousands of sure have been unbelievable. Just just unbelievable. Forget the how just the shit caked on people's assholes. Yeah. I mean, they were just walking around with it. And then getting intimate with someone like that my yes. And everyone was like this was the best night of my life. What I know. I mean, you just they just threw a family a plane was in the news, a family of five or something. Yeah. They yeah. And I was just thinking like man, you know, I've traveled to places where hygiene is not that. You know, celebrate mid west has a city. But I mean, you go some of these places, and you're like man, imagine, you know, like, you said hundreds or thousands of years ago. It's unbelievable. I it just again. That's what tells like even the Victorian era. What everyone had like tights on top? And that's the only thing they would do with powder. They're like head. Yeah. One of the theories that I've heard is that those gigantic collars, like the Dutch head was like to collect skin and the lice and things that didn't get to their body. Yeah. Yeah. And and bathing was like looked like like bathing was gross for some Redel. Wouldn't do? You're losing your essence. Yeah. And that's how I know. We can become accustomed things. Yeah. Because if it is as intense as I would experience that now being Virgil exposed to that you wouldn't be able to get through the world be walking around vomiting all the time. All the time all the time. Next voice message. Hi, Dr drew. My name is Sonny Honda. I'm thirty one year soul. I wanna get some advice on how to deal with on site tryst without like useless pills drugs. I'm not depressed. I'm very happy person have very happy families and good things happening in my life. But I'm always feeding stress and anxiety. I feel I over think things and I over analyze stuff all the time, and I've been having headaches and populations for a few weeks. Now, I want to get some advise them. How do I could do with this? I wanna start getting better. I kind of don't know how to deal with it right now. Thank you. Let me give you top cigar. He's very well. First of all I would say get into painkillers like oh said, no pills. Those jerk off like six times a day Bill on way, one way you ever done that had to like really like I have but not not in a while man to use it as an executive to really I have a friend who likes. So for instance. I I hate jerking off before a show. I've done it before the shame and guilt on you. When you walk out there. Now, you would think that it's just that it takes to like I don't like the I don't need to feel like tire for. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to come evite. Yeah. I lied her exa- I like a pre show run and a little workout because it makes me feel alert. Yeah. I get that. I've done I've done the jerk off to go to sleep gums who hasn't here yet. I would say from my perspective to speak seriously, two hundred nothing. We was is that like for me. Besides the the obvious thing of like talking to somebody. I think that a really effective thing is a breathing techniques. Oh nice. That's good. I think those particular can do. No. I mean, you can just there, you know, YouTube Otani the mindful of the stuff. Yeah. Yes. So that's good. Percent. That's a great piece of advice. I I would argue that exercise. Now the piece of antastic adequate sleep watch your caffeine intake, if you're one of those people that is sensitive to caffeine, nutrition just sort of structure to your life. And you know it. It's funny though to hear him talk about it. You got it didn't sound like a psychiatric symptom because he's I'm happy productive. It's. The one that. But actually that I do the most is that that here's the thing. I don't do it consistently enough, which is what I criticize myself for. And that is that I always feel like I am so much more at peace and happier and contentious overall in a better place when I'm working out consistently and eating early goes a long way, then you deviate like I know that it has act. I really because you're the life comes traveling stuff. But yeah, I always try to do always also try to listen to either podcast or music for I sort of. So I'm kind of meditating when I went down, very helpful. Just long walks. Running a nice casual long walk. Kate clear your mind that sometimes, you know, I've just relating to with the way L hander made me feel what he sounded. Like it says you don't have a lot of support. And so having important people you can talk to people that care about you spend. Little extra time working on your relationships. Might might go good. Another one. This one just comes to mind in general for me. I give you fear actually a lot of credit for he's just always bringing it up. And that is that like we can get so into our phones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely find my anxiety levels. Go up when I'm consumed by it. Yep. And I definitely feel them going down when I'm not I also feel my executive levels going down when I'm reading and just like reading something engaging entertaining verses always looking for a show or something like right of ice. And we and you, and I cannot fully appreciate just how much those screens affect people that have been raised with them because it's just off. I I really believe in the next ten fifteen years. We're gonna look at screens the way we looked at tobacco. Really, I think so for not for everybody, but for adolescents adults, I just think they're going to know. This bath your Bryant. Yeah. She can't do this. And I it's it's very very concerning. All right. So I wanna get into the video the crazy clip from your mom's house. There's one thing though. Right. I is that you were on your mom's house to basically introduce this the idea of this show and one of our producers who's also great comedian. Yes. Josh Potter was on. And he he told us very interesting story. We will hear I recap of the story and I follow up after take a little break. Okay. Why we're back again? This is the one of the premiere episodes of doctor after dark weird. So I'm so privileged Tom Christina's. Let me join them on their platform here. And again, check us out review us on I tunes. Check us out at YouTube dot com slash your mom's house podcast drops Friday, at noon, the video does and we were talking about the last time I was on the tail of low we heard from under your producers. So the the first of all when I told him that we were going to start working with you in that you were coming on. He was. Oh, I am. I actually had a small interaction with Dr drew once. And I was like really what? And then he goes, I call. He was he was working the board because he worked in radio forever. And he said that he spoke to you told you live when you were here. He goes he told you that he experienced delayed ejaculation right commenting and the common in that your responses. I boy another delayed ejaculation call. I probably read it on the screen. No. You know, what I probably said probably went. Oh my God happened. People heard me it's enough talk about how to deal with this. But guess what he smashed recently? And we should get the full update on it. Can we need there is Josh? Yes. So where do you see where were you board operating and Syracuse or something new off alot buffalo? Yes. And here's the thing that I didn't understand by the way, when he told you I thought what he was saying was, hey, there's this. I have this thing where I can't finish. All that. Like every time. You know what? I mean. Like, I heard say delay all the time. Okay. But to my ears. Yeah. It was like oh. So in my mind, like, oh, boy, he gets later he hooks. Every once in a while he doesn't finish. And then he's like, no I've finished like three times in my life my life. I was. I didn't realize it until afterwards. I heard him. I hear that's a rather severe situation. Yeah. Which I didn't I didn't probably straight how they're all. Getting to know each other. I could tell him book man, dude. Would you encourage him? Would you encourage him to get into the adult business and be no because one thing my friend, Ron Jeremy friend Quainton John brunt. Godfather. Yes. Oh, he used to time. It brought Brunswick very nice guy. And he was saying queer query him about his profession, and he said, no, no, no, it's not even so much about duration. It's that you have to do it on command to you have to be able to go right now. There you go. And then they're pissed if it's takes even more than a so he didn't fired quickly. He'd be. Yeah. But he would be able to perform without finishing which is a good thing. Right. No. Apparently not. Maybe it's good for life for for. If you have a partner at the end of that kind of thing. So there's been there's been an update, right? Tom mention that I had sex. I mean the same old outcome occurred. And we did did this. I'm sure the appreciates this conversation. Well, we didn't get a descript guy grow join. When you looked up with this individual. Yeah. They didn't know your issue beforehand. Right. Oh, no. No, no. That's been an ongoing. Why don't you bring you need to explain it because people blame themselves all my God. And then you make it their their mission is to make you come Schiller doing the net. Like, spitting your ass. I'm gonna fuck hold. You like they start doing crazy shit to you. And then you're like see you can't make me either. And you give them a complex. That's what you wanna do. Interrelationship? I've brought it up. In a serious situation. But when it's like, you gotta bring out your all you gotta bring it up on your next hookup. And you gotta make a challenge to her. I would argue other than for exploiting your partner, you ought to bring it up because they will blame themselves. They always that's happened. Always happens. Yeah. They don't make a big issue. They always if I are more attractive. I weren't so fat. But isn't that the thrill no to lay the guard down and say good try? That's good. But you gotta give the honest honest. Yeah. Okay. It's been faring decently. Well, for me in the fact that I don't have any children. That's good, wait. Now. This thing is there's is there the thing where like let's say you realize you're going to do it. Right. Like, you're talking to the girl, then you get back to the room or the winnebago, and you go. All right. It's time like and then your body and your mind attacked the tent your body your mind realize it's going to happen in your mind is one of your thoughts. Like, I'm not going to finish. Like, it makes it worse. It's like almost stagefright. Right. So now, you're building was going to leave. Will you bring you when you're honest about how you're feeling it diminishes anxiety, usually so right? You could just say, hey, I have this thing it just prepare for it. And I would be Iran ear smile saying this most I I can understand if you didn't have that would feel that way. And maybe he can adopt that sort of an attitude at some point. But so it didn't go so well this time, well, I'll say this. I have brought it up in the past. And you know, some of been real gamers about it. I'll probably tell you that. Yeah. And for whatever reason, I become detached. And I don't even it's like, it's not gonna happen. You know what I'm saying? Like, you give your your. But you have no trouble sustaining direction though. Yeah. No, not at all the whole time. That's good. Now when you hooked up most recently sin was she like are you gonna finish? Or what is there anything like that some of them, the real savage is don't give shit if I finish really wanna finish? Yeah. So I'm good at that part. Just a servant. Right apertures. Yeah. Yeah. The ones that care. They get in their own head. You know, it's one way or the other. They're like, yeah. You didn't finish what's wrong guys or something. They do something like that. Or no well, dude enough for the people since we've discussed it on the show their look babies. Oh, yeah. It was that easy now with that'd be nice. So if you more questions, you have you said no medication last time, right? No Medicare no-name neurological problems of any type that I know of in anything else quirky about your physiology. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot. I haven't been told anything nothing diagnose. Hey, what was the last time? You had a physical. Seven years ago. All right. But nobody's diagnosed would be bad anxiety that kind of okay. And is emotion figure into this at all do you think because some ably sometimes it's the people theorize it has begun willing to be fully forthcoming and giving of yourself and opened intimate. I I don't put much on that. Really? I think some people have o'clock with quick and some people clocked just takes forever. I've run the gamut of far. With my prostatectomy. My clock changed. It did change for the better and nothing I can do about it. It's just just the biology, and so it was a personal experience that would confirm my belief about this year clock is your clock. But then we we just need to get him with a real animal. I feel like we had savage savages. He said that's what I'm hoping that those are. Three seven with an LA. I'm hoping that the prescription is a smoke show. Just like, I prescribe you check, you know. Yeah. Like some chick who like his dick starts leaking. When he sees her or you know, drooling. Yes. And then and then she's like, do you think? And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. Okay. All right. Well, sure, that's always a good prescription. If somebody's really think it's a good. I think it's a good thing. We should try. Okay. So people are going to be calling in is that we're saying here. Yeah. I guess they can hit them up on Twitter. Twitter handle at J underscore Potter up. If you're smoke show only only. Hey, by the way, if you're like, I'm an eight don't fucking bother dare. He's not interesting time or get some videos in here. What do you got for us? Oh, no nother break. We did a break. Oh breaks setup. Welcome back here with the great, Tom cigarroa. And we're going to get into our video segment now where we analyze some of your crazy videos from your mom's house, and it's usually Dr drew torture. That's usually with this. It is. I mean, that's the the fun of it. And that's the dream usually or the the hope or I let set up this gentleman. Here. What we got lots on my Instagram dumb role today because women fucking stupid. Okay. They're fucking Snoopy. Okay. I don't understand why. It's so difficult for good guys. Fuck insane woman. I don't understand why everyone was fucking stupid eighty. I don't understand. I just don't do you understand. We own the situation we because women ate the apple. Is women's booking fall. Give you back my book and rib and go back to fuck you came from. All right because this bullshit women are stupid women are ridiculous. How can you ask for relationship? When you looking you'll garbage in your backyard book out here. Sir. Walter raleigh. Yes. It's bad of great dignity, and what's going on in the background there. Well, there's a dull couple of shoulder, then there's some. Yeah. Another type of doll over his left shoulder. Almost weirds me out more than he he kind of looks like a caveman. Oh, yeah. No kind of came. He looks exactly like the geiko caveman and the commercial. Exactly, okay. Okay. So that's we're dealing gyco. He has if you look over his right clavicle there that is served the kind of scar. You get from having like Ivy shit and your neck like this dudes, either shooting in his neck, or he's had some major major medical stuff. We really get an ice. You actually watch this and a little more of it. And I was like, hey, just with like the movement or lack thereof. I was like this could be like in a wheelchair. Yeah. That would make sense would all that stuff. Yes. Yeah. Right. He just he's like you seated or something. You like you think he's cool. He seems like a super cool guy. Yeah. But he seems a little upset about women little bit. And he reminds me of the guy that shot up Santa Barbara, really. You know what I'm saying? Yes. That's what people get going like this. Oh, right. Because that kid was like he hated women. That's right women. They don't like me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thinking this kid made a video, and he was like, I guess like they're all too good for me. Whatever what is guys like that? I mean, obviously, you know, bef- way before he takes it to the extent of something crazy violent. What do you recommend to do who are like just chicks? Don't like me. What do I do like I mean like when they're when they're kinda like it's railing against. It's usually something else. You know what? I mean is women are very sensitive to win. There's something like they don't like people that are depressed and anxious and they like to fix people. They don't take care of you know of. Invalid motion evidence that is. And so the these people need like help. That's all I see just somebody supporting them something getting them there. Do you think that he makes a good point though about the apple and the rib? No, just stupid. I just like do you think? He's right. I just thought of Cardi B overly back my rib. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Back my money my money. Yeah. Absolutely male Cardi B. So I think he would be honored to receive that blessing from you as much as some of your other accolades. Yes. Yeah. Cool, dude. And a caveman at cool caveman guy. He women some women are fucking stupid some matter. Fucking stupid. Yes, let's focus on chicks for a minute. And then it's focus on how dumb are some of them. Right. Let's go video. You. I don't know. I mean, he's just trying to fuck. He says in his video. He's like how come some chicks? Just don't wanna bang. You know, I know that's pretty stupid. That's so dumb. Like, they could just sleep with them. Every be perfect. He's he's he does seem a little upset. He's a low sums Rama him. I think I think so. Well, do you think there's that's a drug thing to with him? That's what I wonder sometimes it's injection stuff. And that she clavicle. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Does occur to me that could be drug thing. But but so many of your videos have healthy people. It's one of our focuses a healthy lifestyle. Yeah. Arpita distinguish people that are healthy. Do, you know, do you wanna know something kind of funny? Oh, Terry is that we were sponsored for a while by the New Yorker what they? So they found sponsoring I think so whole my God like when they came in. I was like, nah. And I spoke to my ad people. And I was like the New Yorker, and they're like they turned down everybody we pitch them. But you guys I was like do they know parents show? I think. Show. And then one time somebody like a parenting. I'll I won't say big parenting company was like we're all on board ready. And we're like, do you know what this is about like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they they kept saying yes that they were clear on it. And then we were like well disguise gonna put something in his ass in the episode. Let me show, you tear tear. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I think he's name is Jim Terry. I names Pete. He's not a Pete. We all decided not feel like he's an uncle Terry could be and I also said when we happy Christine, and I looked at him. I shoot sister that he was gay. I'm like, I think is what guys that just any port in the anything goes for Terry. I mean, I think he's done. He's down. He's fun. Yeah. For but her, and I I don't know how you guys because I didn't see see something at the bottom of the screen that I did notice. But. Take it out. So. Do you think? Do you think? That's awesome. This. Healthy. He's. Then this is fine. He's just normal perfectly natural. He's a liberated. What I like is this just a product. He's just showing how these products where he's providing service. He thinks he is. That's not. When I throw up watching it. It's not so much. But let's say you were like I want to get a fuck sleeve thing for my ass. Yeah. About then. Then I've got checks Terry says about it. View a live review coming so hard. Samsonite commercial for luggage or for the fuck, sleet, whatever saying, and I would I look let's let's jump to the part where Terry's having his way with the sleeve, and Tom's reaction is what I meant. And the noise. This very troubling. Which parts. That you're out here. Really? And having anything in my. But since my last. Background. To turn it on the remote doesn't seem to work. Turning down its steps. Constant. Party. Trial. Oh shit like it's really kind of disappointed that this too. But I think I'll go Christina reacts to shut off what up its mortuary Vom bothering you. We didn't get to it. This. Okay. All right. He's elated. If you want me to put it up Syria. Isolated. Yeah. Of course. Okay. We always put the hits out here. It see. Let's see what we got here. But do you feel like you feel feel like I'm gonna throw up? That's what I do. Do you feel like that? He's extra funny. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like he is a liberator guy? That's out. What was that? Right. Again. With the visual. Yeah. I understand what that is. Good. Yeah. That's not reading right. No. No. And then he said, what's the give us the end here? The end. Yeah. Give Tom end K loses control. Yeah. What is call it a wasted? Ruined orgasm some really weird Nabis. Yeah. Mouth of the alien creature place. Probably where this one. Well, it's pretty tight. Yeah. Foot. So ruined. Yeah. So so your reaction here was the same. We actually have on the video when you Christina listening hysteria. Yeah. And overall overriding approval of Terry. Yeah. And both your seen and I wanted somewhere between vomit, and we can't look. Oh, yeah. No. I thought it was great. Why? You know, I think that I just have a real elevated sense of humor like like it's sophisticated. Yes. But I think too like for instance, you say in front of Christina. I had to take a big shit earlier actually, just start laughing. Right. Well, she said that you guys bonded on crazy shit that you laughed at that. Well that people don't laugh at that's true. But it's it there's if you wanna get into the details of it. It definitely varies is definitely different. So so there's a if you were to graph at there'd be a spike around Brown talk for her for her for not for you so much now. Oh, so for me. I think it's like, for instance, I enjoy those conversations in those talks to somebody's like whatever fart story story. You always finding. I'm always in. What's funny about that? But she she gets tier. Okay. Okay. So there's something something in her wiring where like. The microscope. It is it's hilarious. Okay. For me that same thing exists that level of hysteria four things sexually related, but but Macab sexually related. Yeah. And the more deviant it is the harder island of Jesus. And then the more upset. One really gets me going. What that I think I know what that's tied to think. That's the again, we're just both your second. I think that that is tied to used to get. I still do get a thrill out of upsetting mother, brother. No since your mom. Yeah. So it's pulling the pulling her hair kind of thing. I I mean to this day if you like Melton front of her. She gets upset. I laughed if you say something like the more horrific the thing is that I'm describing something about her reaction. That's especially humor. What is it about her? It's funny when mom she's so much disapproval. And she has she's a funny accent. She's very animates weird. On the accents true. Isn't that weird? Very animal. What's her exit? She's peruvian. So right banish accent. Right. And so it's the disdain that's so funny. So funny to me, and I still love upsetting her. I still love you think you think she's hiding with that stain. A little laughter of our own laughing has expressed the state or is it really just very in most of the time. She's very very upset is upset or grossed out disgust it. Both a lot lotta times. She's she'll express her disappointment. Like, I told her this point you. But that's not funny. It makes me laugh when she's revolted in disgust like disgust is the thing. Right. Right. And not disappoint. That's true. I guess it's the disgust. That's funny. Yes. True. And so when was the first time, you just fully disgusted your mom found when I learn how to say certain, I think curse words in Spanish because that's her native language. Learning it. Yeah. And I just went, and I started just yelling all the bachelor. Thank god. All that. She got really mad. Well, that's mad. That's not discuss it. That's true. I you laugh when she got mad. Yeah. I laughed and then she spanked me. And and then then she pinched me in that fucking hurt pinched. You took my she took her nails. And she twisted because she's all that. I wasn't hurt side the spank to give you such a piss pinch like fuck. And then that was punishment. Hitches are funny that hurt though. But it's funny is it. It's funny. I guess I guess the visual of saying I'm gonna give you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she didn't say either he was like frustrated that she didn't get me with the spy spanking. Did she generally hit you or is that now? No, no. That was like special kind of for saying bad words, and for some reason for you. Then it was game on well. I'm trying to think of specific incidents. I remember, you know, like she would be like in especially like a lot of. Latin cultures. They really have pretty impressive manners around, you know, the dinner table, if you spent time in like Latin households it's it's usually very poor about very formal the way you eat, and like that you could tell a lot about a family like is that not wealth. It's like the family via by the behavior of the kids. Right. So status was determined more by the behavior by what the hat or exactly. So you know, you. I didn't care is it good. But it'll be interesting for you with because it has a lot of those stuff. Do you think Ted bundy's as bad a guy as that is saying I do I kind of went through my head a few times getting frames is he just his story. He eventually, you didn't see the whole thing. Evidently, I watched the whole comes clean at the end there. He said he cut like one girl's hat. Yeah. That was that was sort of jumped the shark for me, not the video, but so much my doubts about him. Yeah. I think we might have gotten the wrong guy. But I. I feel like I still love telling my mother a horrific thing to wait for her disgust. You know, what I mean, why would discuss I don't when she's like I put up like that. I just start laughing laughing. It's funny. It is funny. You're like I'll talk to her and all like rip burp, and she's like beliefs, and like, I know that she's like I feel it feels like. Was she able to deal with babies and baby diapers and things like that? She was okay with that. I feel like when she does. She take care of your kids. Just what she lives on another coast. You'd never ever sees your kids or no, yeah. But it's just like it's not that frequently, but no she's fine with like, no, she's fine with changing, diapers and stuff. But like I'll still walk into a room like mom check this out fart, you know, or belch loudly or I'll say like something on the news like they'll be like a cartel murder. I'll be like, oh, you know, they stabbed his notes in the people like. And then they made everybody watch them die. And she's like I. Pretty crazy. Right. Her reaction. Did your dad do the same thing to her? No, no, no. No, no. She would she would she would really voice decis sheet rage issue. Rachel person. She gets she has some rage to her. Yeah. So some sometimes the there could be a little fiery nece. Oh, yeah. To her for sure. Yeah. Jeez. This a way of deflecting that maybe that's an interesting. I'd never thought of that. That's totally possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so to try to you you saw the rage, and there didn't want to have anything to do with that. But you can connect with her over this gust. Yeah. It also put you in control. But that does that is true. Because then you're like, you're driving the eve of the boat, but you're also deferring deflecting from anything series because now you're laughing, and that's true. She gets angry not really angry that anger rage. She's going to give you a. Fucking pension hurts man you siblings. Two sisters sisters. And they didn't I wonder did you make fun of them and make them disgusted. Yeah. I try to discussing things to them. They're just not as funny when they react. Yeah. I mean, my one of my sisters has less of a reaction to it the older sister. She was like that's kind of cool. Oh, she's a real fucking animal though. So there's some cigarettes rate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then my dad's fucking savage. He he dials it down to my like, he doesn't talk about it. You're the house if it's me be like he's like just a little bit. She hit on my do. No one says it's just a little bit. So so his Brownstown humor was just sort of. He's the most comfortable. Yeah. With matter of fact, which is so funny to me because he's so comfortable, he's not even like, hey, you wanna hear something gross? It's like this is just it's just what I had for lunch kind of story. Yeah. And then she is like I never. To hear anything about that. Is that now he's saving it for you. Because he doesn't get to do it around his wife, or do you think maybe he throws a few punches at her Lanza few. I don't know. I I really feel like he. No, like, he's pretty well trained to like ten not float any of that stuff by her for entertainment. So even though he'd like to maybe but she's so not amused by. But with me like he's call me and be like like literally I'd be like Hello. He's his Brown hair was breaking out. He had somewhere wasn't even humor was the part where he would go. I would just go. Hello tell you about it took up like this. How it started? It'd be like to talk shit. And there was no paper in the stall. So I had to get up kind of wattle over to the next all use some paper there. But then some of it splashed on my cheeks, so I had to go get some wet wipes, and then clean that this is opening volley. This is the guy. I even had time when I go. That's crazy. He's like, I love you, buddy. I gotta go. Okay. Like that. And then just hung up the phone, and I'll be like what was that? And that was just his. I love you. Yeah. Shit hanging out. I liked it. It's bursting out of he's got a call you right away story. Yeah. Just same thing with farts. Shit. I farted and then some of its splattered. And then you know, I didn't take shower wasn't that might what? And then and then he's just like. Yeah. I'm gonna watch the game. I'll call you later, buddy, Christina. No this piece of your dad. Oh, yeah. Because she she because of her shit humor. Actually, she's into she made him feel like he used to say to me like as normal even though I would laugh she she elevates. She's like, you got any cool fuck and stories and then yeah. Yeah. That's very much. The case. What is Chris was like around your house with these two families get together say that's your? That's your grandma's house. That's the next. Demise show. It's really crazy. So we haven't even Vida videos out there. Rain chance gentlemen. Are we don't videos? Okay. So how'd you get comedy? Why? Other than what we've set up so far terms dad's shit stories and making mom laughed. So she has a bunch of the face. I've tried doing the analysis of all his first of all I feel like I remember being pretty young meaning like middle school and moving we moved a lot. And I remember moved. That's a skill right there when you get into a new environment Bill make people laugh and stuff. And then when you have a few times where you make people have really hard, and they're like, they're they're not just like your close friends, but like different kids, you start to at least tell yourself that is a skill that you have an ability to think of it like I thought it was a talent. I thought it was a talent like the same way someone could run fast. Hi, how old were you? When you realize that like nine or ten I was like, oh, I think I have a talent for it. What kind of stuff where you tell talking about that? It would. I mean, I can't cite things specifically like I said this, but it would be either riffs or imitations or you know, like at that age. You're kinda like seeing an. SNL skit, right. And then you guys are like re you know, you're doing it or kind of mimicking recreating recreating stuff. But then also just kind of going up on stuff on your own was there's a moment you had like an a ha- like like it was like addictive. I did an improv sketch show when I was fourteen and I had like a really good time doing it. And did well with it. I remember this director the lady who directed. It was like you have to get into performing vatted out. So that validated. The thought that I had. And then there was a drama teacher in high school. Who's had like, why don't you take this season off of football and just do drama. And I was like why don't you kill yourself yard like fucking. You have one son now Tucson's? Are you football? Of course. Yeah. Mike is football. I played football. Yeah. It was so important to me was so important, I love and more. My son's at his most important thing has ever done overcoming adversity and lowly so good for you. Good for you. Yeah. I I love football. And I understand I understand reluctance. But of course, I mean, you know, they're basically chicks. So like, we're guys and we're not stupid. So we'll do all stupid is that what you think? I think so, but then in college, I think I really wish I had gone. I I went to a tiny school call the nor Ryan college in North Carolina. I wished I had gone to in my mind. I was I was saying like film school. But I really wish I had been performing, you know, in some way. So I took the com- major out. So it's like radio communications. Yeah. And then we got to make videos for our video production stuff, but people would make you know, strategic very structured video like you could maybe put on a news feed and all my videos would be comedy videos, because in my mind, I was like almost like setting like, you know, auditioning for something right to send it in. I was making like joke videos, and then as soon as I left college did a couple of things for a few months. And I realized like it was still like in my head. Like, you got a. So he's moved to LA like a few months later at starting standup. Well, I moved out here within a few months I signed up for the groundlings. Oh, and so I really thought that I would just it made sense to me that I would go the comedian prompting. Yeah. But and I, and I started taking those classes and doing them, and progressing, but I met ups along because stand up comics would sign up for those classes too. And I had no I did not come out here everything, and I was doing stand up. But then once they encouraged me and showed me like how to do it. And then I did it once then it was pretty hooked. And what is the experience wise it so sticky for you because it's a pretty gruesome life, right? Getting out of the road and hitting some nights up some nights. Not. And why why is it? Why is it so sticky for you like it? Oh, I do. I mean, you just it's a drug. It's it's like an addiction. I mean, there's a couple there's a couple of parts of it. Now, though is that it's randomly reinforcing. Like if we're reinforcing every night. It wasn't be. As addictive some night. Was you really hit than some nights? Not so much. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I think it would be a big part of becomes your identity because I thought my identity before it is a big part of it was that I was funny. And so now, I feel like it reinforces that part of your identity of funny of funny. And you're like that is who I am. And then another part of it is like a like a real drive to be successful. Right. And you wanna you wanna keep being successful? When you wanna keep pushing that. And then separate from all of this though. That's that's true. Yeah. But I'm I totally love the the feeling of a new bit. It's the most addictive I realized that actually my when I get burned out or I start to go like man, I I don't really like stand up that much. It's always because I'm bored with what I'm saying on state. And then as you said it too many times, and but you'll find you'll start to say like that. Maybe I don't like stand up. But as soon as. I come up with something new like brand new, and I'd take and it works, and it is like a thousand orgasms, or are you all you just like, Terry. Are you are you are you all jokes up? My asshole really up. You're a while. You're while I'm smoking a joke. Yes. I see I see. Yeah. But it does feel that like it is that it's like that's the part of it. That is actual actually art though, is are you always thinking of stuff you're always trying to numbers and you go through phases. Go through phases. And I get through I go through phases of like like, I would say temporary satisfaction with where you're at with your act, and then that will fade, and you'll be like started kind of be like, and then when it really goes down when you're like man, you realize I'm not being creative with it. Because there actually is. No finale do think because you're having less enthusiasm for it, the audience's response less responsive to I think to a degree that happens. But a lot of times it's not that. It's not you're not like. Wow. That show bombed. It's that you feel like your board. You don't really feel like the like you don't go like they really need something new that I'm not delivering. So it'll be an show. They've never seen. Right. Right. So they're reacting. Yeah. Well, how do you get Volve with a human being like Burt crasher? I am into philanthropy. And I I am a caring to help his wife because she's offering with him. I think everybody is. All we. Yeah. Yeah. I need to get her in here and talk to her. I would love for you to get her. And I would love for you to get him here. If we tie three of these chairs together, he could sit next to you. Right. Yeah. Three chairs eight, but by the way, after you way, down with lead. He's yeah. We'll have a bigger door through the great Adam LeVine with his shirt off at the Super Bowl. I thought bird thought man, I think Bert thought that too. I think there's no doubt about that thought. Like, I think he has the opposite of body. Just more few body, hyper more, he's kind of a Terry in a way, if you think about it hope not we'll Terry's and his like here. I am. Yeah. Birds like that too. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he had to develop into that terrorist. Is that really you think Bert head to develop into that? I think it'd be like that's in there. Okay. All right. I mean, you think that it'd be that crazy for Burt to make that same video got I hope so I don't think it would be that hard. I think you could convince them pretty easily. I don't think you could convince them I can be like we make video with these. And he would make virtually the same video this. Steely glare, you give gave me announcing that made me shiver. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know, it's true. It concerns me that might be. Yeah. I mean, if that makes you happy you give them a couple of pops would definitely do it. And the sleeve why do you think I enjoy watching it so much that or just in general that stuff I can't figure it out yet? I have not put my. Get to know you little bit better. I cannot somebody doing like, I really like your mind me. There's some people that are have the towel with commie that like torturing with their comedy. What really literally killing like, it's kind of the Corollas that way like he likes it. When you're destroyed you're laughing so hard, you like camper either destroy every comic lakes that every colleagues at Yale. You do Adam does. And that's I think that's a certain kind of talent where you can. You can I don't know. What it is. You guys do. But you're able to up that, you know, you you go you whatever that shit when you push push push until everyone's destroyed, and that's as a consumer of your comedy. That's really fun. Yeah. It's a certain thing you rarely get to do in life is be lost your laugh. It's why was I recognize it and appreciate it would people can do that. And you're one of those people that can do that. Thanks. Yeah. I think about the fact that I really myself laugh, really hard. Yeah. At inappropriate behavior and. I think one of my favorite formulas is the person acting inappropriately in a setting that is especially inappropriate. Yeah. I mean, like dolls with the van well that more I was thinking more like like, let's say somebody on a like ranting and raving saying crazy shit in a Bank. Oh, yeah. You know what? I mean that the juxtaposition. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really makes me laugh. Yeah. That they are that they're saying something that like you shouldn't say in public. But now in this quiet setting. It's even more heightened. Yes. But you like the sexual in Cobb sexual that's. Is it because it's so just inexplicable? I think I don't know. I don't know because I don't I can't quite tied to your mom and her disgust. I know that there's sort of a little bit hook of hook there. A little bit of you hook with your dad and his shit talk. Which yes, rather rather? Good autumn. The the sexual Mecom. It came later. I think that some of that is like that Catholic there you go about that. Did you like school, and my parents are very, okay. That makes because got a hook it into the shit talking. I remember like, you know, trying to talk like when you're young and boy, you wanna talk about sex at a certain point and Astra baiting. Yeah. And you I think you just want to know that masturbating normal. Yeah. So I didn't dream of asking my mother about all I mean, she was just like you'll go to hell. She thought you'd go to hell if you look at a woman, you know, and like if we would be watching TV and a woman on a bikini like you're watching pornography. Oh, it's just a woman at the beach. Yeah. So one time I talked to my dad, I remember this. So I I was trying to think of your nervous to bring it up. Sure. And I was young the ten I go. How that I masturbated? And I wanted to know that it was okay. I go. I was in the shower, and I was like washing. He was like, and I go, and then I was watching like between my legs. And then all this stuff came out. Eddie what I took a big shift today. Now, he goes next time don't washer that one. Oh, okay. I was like what the fuck like that was his his sex talk with you next time. Don't do it that long. It feels like the that your your glee in the sexual Cobb is a little bit of a fuck you to all that of Catholic oppression stuff. I think I think you're on. Yeah. That makes that makes sense to me. Yeah. And you have glee in taking it, really. We can't masturbation watch weight and go. Oh, yeah. Let's go to Terry. I think I think that is that's all go and paying therapist. When you fuck this in twenty seconds. I just just the comedy part just the comedy. I think you're totally right. That makes sense. And then and your mom's discussed, your dad's shit talk sort of sets it up as fertile territory to go you go you can go those directions 'cause you can tolerate making somebody disgusted, and you can tolerate them the talk. It's perfect. I really I'm looking for a one out a comedy special. Yeah. That breaks my parents heart. Know. A again excommunicated at the same. Would make me so happy or Tom. We're about coming up. We will we will leave it at that. I look forward to that comedy special. And again, thank you again for letting me do this. Thank you. You're the real privilege. Thanks for tuning in again. Subscribe review us on I two check us out at YouTube dot com slash your mom's house podcast on Fridays at new and the video drops. And you know, like I said previously, sending your mail, send emails to dot your after dark g mail dot com. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Blueban AKA Nadav Itzkowitz| Ep. 44

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Blueban AKA Nadav Itzkowitz| Ep. 44

"Dr Drew and this is Dr drew after dark after after dark making sexually content unsuitable for young children. Everybody welcome Dr After Jar GonNa Keep those emails coming at the doctor. Dr Gino Dot Com also the voice messages at eight eight. Three one six nine three and check out dr you. TV also we we do a live. Show there on the weekends where you can ask me any questions. He actually a call in and At Dr Dot Com got more stuff there be sure to support the people that support our shows. Here we Try to select them. Very very carefully is my distinct privilege. Welcome to the program. The dove is koets today. Dom is shitting his pants because He has never been interviewed. Like this ever before. Yeah let alone by Dr Drew. Who is listening to any was complaining that he felt like he had an imposter syndrome? That I was going to expose him that this would be all against his will. Just let's set up some ground rules that nothing here will happen. That is not with your consent and also on final cuts cut everything. Yeah you go the whole this whole interview about. You're not gonNA hear evidently hopefully so so. I feel privileged. Because you're you're an important part of this. You're you're critical piece of this enterprise and I'm the first person to really interview in front of the audience. Yeah you know it's bailing. The control room are in the control. Booth is a lot easier easier because you know you're behind the glass behind some walls. Yeah people can't hear you. If You keep the mute button and usually I remember when you cut to you right when we see you in there that you're I I mean it's a team of three people in there but but you I noticed cutting to the control room a little bit more. I mean if we interact with you right. Does that you doing that. Or some meals flipping that switch So Chris the Blunkett you saw. He's the one that's at the switch but you know every now and then it's like all right. Get ready for a picture in picture and cut the control room and stuff like well as I've said before the control is what really creates the culture here because the comedians come in here and they love you laughing at their stuff so we thank you for that. I didn't realize I was GONNA become the laugh track of wine man. And then you produce all this stuff and you're sort of the critical mastermind here so let's find out who you are. which about dude got them so scared? How old well you know? I just turned thirty one in September okay. Where'd you grow up born and raised in La like Studio City Burbank? North Hollywood area right by universal city to go to college I did I went to UC Irvine for four years Did Not graduate because I knew it was going to be in film. Would you stay studio art. which is what it's like? I know how to make molds out of plaster and ship as nothing. I could really use lotteries. You hang out at the beach or anything while you were diviner honor. I did live on the beach. My last year there. On the Balboa Peninsula it was a glass blowers beach bum life is awesome. Yeah it was is pretty fun. Oh my God I'm so jealous. Yeah Yeah Yeah. It was from Los Angeles so the this beach is not far off for some. Yeah Yeah Yeah. It was pretty nice but it took me like three years to you know I lived there for my last year and Mike on this stupid I should have lived here for the first three. You live on campus before that. I lived lived in the dorms the first year and then write off campus. The first two years you immediately an emmy. Why Studio Art if you knew you wanted to production in what was it? I think I tried to apply to film. Schools thing was wasn't a big try heart in in high school right so I got like BS and CS. Maybe an A.. Here and there would Yoda high school. milken community high school. Big Drew School right up the hill And the temple. Yeah yes even Michael Milkin believe he was and still is a criminal no no I worked with him and the Israeli prostate cancer foundation. Oh my God okay Yeah No. He is a philanthropist. Yeah now yeah right. Yeah so yeah. He's got to get back. He did go away for a bit right. Yeah and cold right. He was told that he had six months deliver prostate cancer thirty years ago and made it a commitment to try to have figure out how we're going to improve care for prostate cancer and he's had a massive impact. Wow Yeah massive. Didn't any of the whole milk and global foundation which is just having him back philanthropic all over the place so there are no any of that. I just knew my parents want me to grow Jewish boys that I mean my name is Dr squids width. which is just as Jewish Zeke again? Pretty much my last name. The beginning starts with most of them don't look Peruvian. Yeah I look quite Semitic. Tom Does look proving either. So right They just wanted me to grow up Jewish and you know my dad wanted all of us. I'm the youngest of four kids They wanted to Jewish. I think all of us are either atheist or agnostic. So that's been a pretty because of too much exposure as I mean yeah Like you grow. I mean for me at least like you grow up with Jewish stuff like I'm good on too much. Sometimes I feel like I'm way to outwardly. uh-huh express that feeling where people I mean. Sometimes I would think that I look so Jewish that I could say anything anti semantic and it should be joke joke and I found kind of late in life that that's not the case and that people just thought I was antisemitic for a while. Oh my God. That's pretty not. That was a real eye opener. It is funny. Yeah had a real laugh about it. Yeah but like wow near makes them fine tune adjustments and so what was it that made did you push back to all the ritual ISM and stuff. Yeah I mean knows like we prayed every Thursday like every high holiday like we're going to go to synagogue Gog and be bored for about an hour and then run laps with your friends. Well your you know your parents drake rare. Hebrew was my first language. It was was growing up in Sherman. Oaks wherever you think about that as well I mean like so both my parents are Israeli. That moved here in the seventy s and they were the ones from their family that moved so all of my family is in Israel. So we'd go back there every summer and all that and and you say yes we'd be there all summer and you know as you get older it becomes less and less. That's kind of cool. You learn the language it's awesome. Yeah but I mean like my parents. That's the thing though that like I thought I was fluent in Hebrew and then I go talk to my cousins and they're correcting correcting every other word. Oh I guess I don't know Hebron go and talk to my parents. I'm like I've been speaking Hebrew wrong this whole time now like yeah but we thought it was cute so we never really corrected. You completely fucked up my confidence in Hebrew. I'll count to five for you. Guys the catch you into a show but when it comes to actually read it and understand it though. Yeah Yeah Yeah accomplishment. Big Deal is reading some Hebrew for the boys earlier today. They don't like they like supporting you so uh-huh and what are your other siblings doing My brother moved back to Israel. He's doing some sort of sale stuff over there. By the way moving from Israel in the seventies kind of an unusual move wasn't it What was going on in the seventies in Israel? They didn't like the whole probably bad stuff. He didn't like the whole Six Day War thing. Yeah Hey that sounds right. Yeah that's about That didn't get them out. I think my dad was getting into jewelry and so he was chasing the jewelry dream over in America. I mean I don't know Oh too much of his story which shows how much I really care about my history. He loves his parents. Avoid yeah is the eight was with their religious abuse like it was really just used a ballot. No no it wasn't like hey you need to do you X. Y. Z.. Or do something to you. I think that's more of a Christian Catholic a little bit more. Yeah but but but there are. People can become so hyper religious that it's kind of overwhelming to the kids. Yeah I mean. Don't get me wrong. We had some like Orthodox kids go to school and it was like your parents. Aren't yeah more like them now. They never said that. My mom the main thing she's always told me is that I was the only one that's kept on her toes. Which one hundred percent sure what that it means but I think it means I was difficult was the other two siblings do So the other two are my sisters one of them works for Corporate America and and the other one is I think a social worker interesting. You think close your family still. I mean we talk but just like about important like day-today stuff you know. Yeah not really about what are you doing with your life. Wow now. That's the gist of it. That's the gist of it. Now that my you know my sister just got a job she relocated to who I think also social work who she has an MSW or else does. W I don't know don't sweat the the big I don't know you know I don't know what Lavar sisters resumes so back to the the Orthodox in the seat him that you were going. Yeah Yeah you interesting to me is my extended. The families is Jewish. And they lived in the Fairfax area. Sorry to hear that you never saw orthodoxy on the streets in the sixties and Seventies. Now you can't walk out there without them asking to be like tenth for a million just like hey we need another tenth male. Ju can you come pray with those. What what is that? Why all of a sudden did did it suddenly transform this kind of funny thing? Yeah I mean Orthodox Jews Kinda have away muscling their way in. was there an immigration or was there conversion I. It was so stunning to me. Now when I drive through that area and everyone cakes on their heads and the well it doesn't seem like Israeli Orthodox. It seems like Hubbub Knicks where it seems like Americanized Orthodox people okay I don't know what the differences between that. So is it something where the parents all of a sudden decided. Hey we're that we have to really get serious here. Yeah I mean I mean I'm not one hundred percent sure is that seemed funny view that it was not essentially nonexistent in southern California. I mean forty years ago. I mean I'm thirty one years old so I don't know that part of I understand that I understand that but it just curious. I just wonder what what went. Wait on stuff's banging off in La and the Jews are determined to get on it. And what's your romantic life in line. Accuracy Nasty. Yes yes I mean. It's been pretty lecture. She asked me to ask you what you do on the weekends. What are you doing the weekend? I mean not a lot of it is relaxing from like being having a busy week. How do you like working here? I mean I love it. You know it's a couple of your work for talent Christina. Oh boy all they really try and pry into stuff. I mean like there was there was a minute there where I was playing the wrong intro to the show show for a while Scott fired though about that I mean you know just like I thought we were going to new direction for the intro and so I just Kinda took liberty and did some stuff and took liberty. Yeah no got this close to getting fired really. Actually a lot of people thought it was true but it was actually a bit. We're both it was just really great actor. That doesn't sound like top. No Yeah Tom. Tom is a I mean. He really has great instincts and he tries to tries to. They take control. Things be tries to orchestrate things in such a way that he enhances the experience for everybody. I don't think he would get mad at eight putting that opinion or anything neuron. Don't get me wrong. I I don't think I've ever seen him get too mad but I do not feel good for anyone that would be in those crowds. I mean just seeing him get upset at someone over a starbucks order. It's like doesn't seem like a bit when he's showing how upset he is like he's really taking some breath center just like Oh oh you really hates that. This coffee was fucked up. Does he ever get mad at Bert. Now I've never seen it. Yeah well I mean they're best friends still though easy get mad at birth for isn't certain he seems he's just so fun. I mean like the I like. This is since two bears one cave kind. The first time that I've been able to actually like work around him. He's such a delight he is. He's the best group but like yeah. I've been working with with tonker seen over the last four years and it's been and been the most How did you get this job So I started in post production so These guys know like as a as a career like I knew that's what I wanted to do on television till the wanted to be an editor and film or television like in terms of goals in nearly have tried to keep it vague. So that you'll learn for to do post internships 'cause I sure as fuck wasn't learning it for my studio art degree right right you're fine Like taking film classes and I was doing stuff. word that my teachers didn't know how to do in the program. It was like okay. I've kind of outgrown this So I kinda really Focused on internships and started learning through that And just I knew. I wanted to get in post production because everything also of production sucks You know if you're in production it's like twelve hour. Construction work days at socks Writing not great with words And then post production is like cool. You get the final cut and all that and it's a desk job and the worst that you'll deal with is that the room gets too cold right so I was pretty on board define secretive and stuff too. Yeah exactly and so I kept my goal is to just be super vague in that. I just want to make things. I'd watch with people that I don't hate and I look at me now. Yeah Yeah it's perfect so yeah where we work in. Had they file okay so fresh fresh out of college I worked at this company called. We'd maps for a while those like a yelp for for marijuana dispensaries that guy just went to UC Irvine. And I talked my way into a job rand their video department for like a year before I thought I was wasting my life and I was like I need to move to Los Angeles and you were a pot or weed. Yeah I might come as a shock but I've always been into marijuana. I don't see any evidence that it's affecting you negatively super function. You know what I mean are you. Are you high during the day. if I'm not working absolutely but do you work and you don't use right. Yeah like that's the thing is that I don't really smoke before I do things that I enjoy. So you're just like an evening. Yeah he is there a particular type of weed The kind that knocks you out and tries to make you go to sleep I constantly. Yeah so the Sativa is that it's The Independent. Yeah but I mean I'm mostly about flavor if it tastes good I will smoke it Do just always smoking I used used to when I worked at. We'd maps I really I. I just thought there was no limit to it whereas you can have however much and it's like you'll just be really high. The overdosed tried to I think Where what was it? There was just like a random thing like a random pill bottle called. THC pills doesn't say how many not to take pop. I took the whole thing and I just remember waking up in bed And then when it came to work I mean I had to be driven because I didn't drive myself home When I came into work everyone was just like? Hey man are you okay. I'm like what the Fuck Cap'n yesterday. Apparently I threw a lot. Nastier someone to drive me home. which is great because you know you could try to overdose on weed and that is what will happen? You'll politely. We ask what we can make you hallucinate. Some people really very vivid hallucination once or twice book I where my vision vibrated who With Music Yeah. It was pretty neat. That's pretty cool. What else What do you mean what else what other visual I mean? That's as far like I mean it's hard to get. Yeah it's hard to get to a point where you hallucinate on it it makes you sleep. Yeah I mean I use it. I use it primarily to help me go to sleep. Give you good sleep. Yeah I mean no dreams for a very as long time. Thank you because it cancels out. You saw Joe and Bert talking about that ball brock. Tober they were like. Oh my God dreaming again. Well I mean no. It's just I I have just had crazy dreams for since I've started smoking weed. So it's just us to have crazy dreams. No I mean no drip right. That's what most people described it. They'll come back again when you stop smoking. Whenever like I do have dreams I just think like Oh? I'm just smoking shitting. We should find better. So what does that mean anymore. That is such a thing as shitty eighty we really. What does that mean? Well just like working at. We'd maps I turned into a wheat. snob Oh my God. I'm already talking about stuff. I don't WanNa Talk Doc. I'm curious shit MMA. Yeah so like a weed. Maps was my first job and I became kind of embarrassed. I tell people that I did that because the only people that were watching it we're like stone irs was when it was legal This was around two thousand ten so before four legalization. Yeah this was when it was still medical and you know that that company has such avid model. It's the second estate legalizes boom. They have like a full four state of clients that they could sell to the. What do you mean like dispensary listings? Yeah but the the medical was a sham as ridiculous. I mean look I'm not saying reasons were a sham. I'm saying that fiscally it made sense. It was the whole thing was a sham. And what was it. What's his name? I can't resume right now. He said Yeah I do. I do have a problem I we deficiency anymore. We that that's my medical problem. He was like yeah. That's right yeah these honest But yeah I mean after that. I think what it was was that I saw my sisters close in age to me. She did some class at upright citizens brigade as like. Oh Fuck. She's able to take that class and I'm stuck in Orange County working making weed videos for people that I wouldn't WanNa talk to So that when you say donors what do you mean like people are just like off Audu tank Dude fucking blaze it for twenty two people whose whole life is like. That's their personality. I hate people like that like so you know I i. If it's if you WANNA smoke it smoke it and you know if if it works for you it works for you but if like if it's actually part of your personality that's that's pretty cringing but after that I just decided like I'm going to be making things that I'm not embarrassed to say that I work on as so I went right into lifetime movies and doing the night shift over there and then just kind of like hop from job to job every job that you hop you end up getting slightly better at at that network you mean right. Yeah lifetime and I thought about that job like I I found out. I mean not trying to toot my own horn but I work very efficiently the production and they were not happy with how quickly I was doing. Things Weird Yeah so I just didn't get aspect to the next move. I think they'd love that right. Yeah Well No. They didn't like it because they were paying a day rate so it didn't matter when I left when they saw it took me three hours to finish nights worth of work there like What's going on? Yeah so after that I switched just over two mainly day. Gigs and Just kind of worked my way to the top of whatever company I was at before either that gig ended or the company was bought Out these are production comes yeah So eventually I worked at this AD agency and they were bought up over. The project worked at just curious So let's see there was I worked on some epic meal time stuff once and that was pretty cool And then I worked at an AD agency they kind of did like main titles for television shows or at least that was like that was the cool stuff that they didn't on their bread and butter was making content for. At and T.. That no one would watch so I became one of the top. Like assistant editors. They're as cool as that. Sounds and We made main main titles for like like I worked on the main title. Four narcos which was pretty cool? That's cool if I was slightly browner I would have totally been an officer in that main title Heidel. Oh wow how just in front of a break of money. But there was an Indian guy on staff. And so they gave him a harsher was great and so what happened was At and T. merged with direct TV and they had a team that did exactly what we did so There were massive layoffs and so that that was once they late Twenty fifteen maybe early twenty sixteen and so I was just like starting to think of like what can I possibly do like. That was a fulltime job. which is a Unicorn in this industry of full-time post-production job that doesn't really exist So I just started like brainstorming Haga make other full-time post production jobs so I just started hitting up all of the podcast that I like. That are just audio only That needed video. So hit Tom Christina. Like that was a podcast. I was really into at the time. This is why. Make your mom's house so I I don't even remember who else I emailed. Just remember that. Tom Emailed me back within like five or ten minutes. Wow and then I meet. I met up with them for breakfast To passes crazy test to make sure I wasn't a deranged lunatic and passed it. Totally tricked victim pulled that one off. Yeah and then And then yeah then. He invited me. That was back when they were still in Redondo. So he I got invited back to do a recording with them Which I think was around episode? Three thirty three thirty one. Something like that Ron episode. Like five hundred it in twenty something at this point which is crazy that I've been with them for like two hundred episodes. Yeah But Yeah I remember the first thing he asked me to isolate a remember you doing post mostly at the beginning so what it was was I remember. The setup was a tiny room like it was his right I did. The show was at their home. Yeah aw that was like what you're talking about that was like two or three studios after when I joined. Wow so they weren't their role right. There was all these different like all these different phases phases of white. Okay so the first phase is they were in Redondo. There were in a tiny little office and I was over there and like we didn't know anything about camera like I'm a post production guys so I don't know about cameras that don't know about lights right. I just know like I just point everything in this direction. Maybe it'll all work so funny. He said the same thing today. Yeah right yeah. You're really seeing the seems today Jew so we got these. He's shitty cameras. I think it was tom that found him but someone recommended them. There were like blogging cameras. Blogging was really popping off back in the day right now the thing with blogging cameras is that they don't really they're not meant to be on for like two hours. Wow so every seven minutes. I was standing out sitting in between the two cameras whereas like every seven minutes I had to look at my my watch reset them and just turn it off and make sure that this one was on well. This one was off and like time at Ray so for about like the first first couple months my only job was to make sure that those were off at the time the actual cameras. Yeah and then. I'll take it home now. You know edited altogether and a deal like that and then he just kept on adding more and more responsibilities and it's kind of blossomed me when they're at their house Post then right so I kinda like shifted like from link. Think where it was you know working with them. Full time like right. When I got laid off we were trying to do something full-time yeah and then like I just needed to kind of Affleck? I needed to stay relevant in the industry so I was like I need to take more work or else all this stuff is going to dry out. So then we kind of switch back to part time mm-hmm and and you know we just kind of been double gigging it where I just have to draw or a job two jobs for like a period of three or four years until they approached me too. Yeah yeah fantastic. Thank you for doing it. It's been great. It's been a privilege you didn't answer. We did on the weekends though. I mean hanging out with friends. You know smoke a lot of weed. Are you dating Since I've been here I've been dating not as much as I'd like to is the we cut. You're absolutely okay now. Weeds never been a problem in anything in my life. is really a time thing. You know it's just the more that I work here. The more I cherish my my time sure and on the weekends like I just want to stay in bed. I WANNA watch whatever the fuck I WANNA watch I WANNA go eat myself into a comatose And then can you hang out with some people that are like And you know I'll go out on some dates and it's okay you know. It's not anything to write home. They just don't find the connection. It's a lot of people your age are in a hurry to couple up. What is that our generation and I would say it was in a curry? Yeah I mean I don't know what like I remember like hearing back in the day it's like Oh when I was nineteen for three or there was that but there's also like why definitely had a girlfriend that kind of right over here. You just keep a cash. You know it's like you're dating someone this thing. The porn has taken the wind out of people sales. I feel feel like it's probably not helped you know. Yeah I've wondered if it's something to do with that. Yeah 'cause I mean like I mean there are people that want to be in a relationship Asian ship and it's just like when they start dating. They realized that I don't want to reciprocate that. You don't want to. We don't want anybody right. No I'm open to well. That's not doing well. That's that's the thing what we could drop your testosterone levels and stuff. It's very possible. I definitely smoke enough to be a case but I don't know I've never really like gone after it like it's always been something where it's saw someone likes me and then I don't pick up on signals and we hang out and then like oh you know almost every time that I've hooked up with someone for the first time it's always been followed by. We've hung out for so long. Why haven't you made a move yet? Okay and then I go winter. I'm I'm really stupid. I can't pick up on signals. I think everyone hates me. You should start that. With what are they. Tell about the beginning. What did I'm like? Psychologically we damage. Oh Yeah but you don't pick up signals and you're maybe you know sort of. Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm like somewhat of a tick tock probably on the spectrum. I don't think now don't pick that up but I also don't think you're unusual for your generation. Yeah I don't think so. There's a lot like me. It's absorb seeing like no one's in a hurry too honestly. That is such a relief to hear right that you think I'm normal. Yeah well I didn't say that but In Fraser far is not bringing a hurry. You know being driven to find partners that seems to be normal career driven and I do think it strange that I'm not as relationship driven ribbon and I'm actually trying to get into therapy to figure out what's going on with this. Something's going on your parents. You've not clarified with me. Sure what's your question. What's what's what are you are you? Are they abusive. No no no. I was a kid. My parents were great My mom was super supportive. My Dad was kind of absent like he was off doing the work. Hollick thing which I think is probably where I get it from shore And then yeah I mean they never oh really showed like I got shown a lot of affection but I never really saw a lot of affection between them as I got older degree. More and more distance okay. Okay yeah the does your faith in marriage and long-term relationships. 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Now let's get back to the show. Lets you have a bunch of voicemails right you. You have a game I wanNA play this game. Yeah what is this so I was very worried that I wasn't going to be interesting enough. You're fine but I'm anxious to see this game. Yeah it was very weird worried. I wasn't going to be interested Interesting enough so I wanted to have some stuff to fall back on. Okay so You know a lot of people. When when they're doing parties they play pin the tail on the donkey? A lot of people here when you were in grammar school you did. I mean we never did. I just assume you guys okay. Okay yes yes and so you kinda taking that. And I'm applying it to something that that is covered in the studio carry so you know there's there's someone that we really like clips wise their favorite person that you've seen clips are Robert Paul Sham. I wanted to go see him soon. Yeah I can't go do that. Let let me know. I will make sure you have everything you need. That crew comes with you like we'll make sure that everything's taken care of just say when you're going and we'll figure maybe we should do it like just for Thanksgiving New York. Yeah I know okay. All right that's fine. We'll figure it all right. Let's kind of aimed towards. We don't aim towards it'll never happen. Okay the least go visit him so I need to go. I wanted to get him to caroline's into a live event with him on this. They're out of this world. That's a mistake why why. Why don't do that because he's not that interesting or no? It's just like once you take a wild variable like that and you take them out of the element they become a the bigger variable like. I know he's a sweetheart like just everything about him seems very nice. Yeah just I don't know I feel like putting them in front of a crowd full of people people it's like you're going to get like a King Kong Situ and God bless I love Robert Palmer paint. You've you've been having nice to us and we've tried to be nothing but I just I see recipe for this okay and in all honesty. That's probably my favorite part about you being involved in this because me and that environment just just how much you love to play with it. You know like you are a medical professional and we're making you watch people women ship leadership. No I'm encouraging. Yes okay am not enabling you. What's a more positive spin on? Courage is good all right. Let's stick to encourage all right so this tale of the talk right. Okay so you know Last time Tom was here we found a new video of Robert. Paul Shampoo K.. Coming Oh yeah yeah so. I'm surprised he was kicked off ramp for that one but I think he's back. I think he's back so now and I don't know if this is going to work work so we'll just edit this out if none of this land car So we're GONNA combined pin the tail on the donkey with Robert Paul Champagne coming. Oh Ha ha. And we're GONNA play some audio clips of people in the midst of lovemaking and you're going to decide if it's Robert Paul Champagne or just a random cougar. Okay Okay Okay you guys ready in the booth and it's strictly audio. Yeah it's just strictly on. Okay what am I gonNA say. Yes or no yeah. You're either going to say yes. It's Robert Paul ship. Pancake or actually here here. Here's the BUZZER. Oh Shit where the fuck of those popsicle sticks. What popsicle stick around kick you bring them out? Oh my God oh so a fan. These are just to get the whole bundle back there. So this is just like Oh my God so we have the best fans I think clearly every every every now and then then I go to the Po box. And I just pick up a whole bunch of shit and this. Someone sent a whole bunch of popsicle sticks with Robert Paul Champagne. Many the many phases uses of Ron Paul Sham. Oh this is. This is an amazing gift and guys tatum. Whoever did this your genius? If you WANNA send US stuff send it to your mom's house podcast. Three to one North Pass Avenue number forty four in Burbank California nine one five zero five and then who knows. Maybe you'll get onto a show with your gift so we're going to pin orgasm on Robert Paul Champagne did he did he. Whoever did this did they did? They frame turned them around Some of them will have his instagram comments. So I think that's the caption to whatever the picture is the frozen and then made a picture out of it. Yeah I mean I mean this one he just says I think come dump written on his chest which I guess doesn't need a caption now says it. It's so genius. Yeah all right now. What am I doing with these right so you you just giving them any of these are really just for inspiration for you win them? Every time I get it right sure yeah okay so shall we haven't shown them to the so we're going to be you playing a different people coming and your. Oh yeah so. If you think it's Robert Paul Champagne you're gonNA say I'll try it out I'll try it out. Yeah and then If it's not rob hall champagne just tried out. Yeah okay great works. Are we ready for For the first one all right. Let's roll it. Could come come now. I will try it out. You will try it out. Yeah okay. So that's that's Robert Paul Champagne and could you make sure to keep a record of whatever this is that we could go back. Thank you okay. So the first one you think because Robert Paul Sham give give me for the ones I do. Think give me a stick. Okay okay all right go ahead. That's for number one all right. Play the next person coming Not Try to okay. This might not land okay so that was okay so you don't don't think that was Robert. Okay all right. So we're one and one Let's hear the next one. I will not dried out. So why don't you think what gives away whether it it is or is not Robert. Paul and by the way champions voice is what gives it away so I also WanNa let you know that I've added layers into things so they all sound similar so there's layers layers of Rachel maddow talking in the background and some of these random television because he always has the TV guide. And I'm just trying to make it all level-playing guy got There was a quality of the voice towards the end there. That was to me. Definitely Not Robert Paul Champagne if you haven't added that part in there I'm not sure I would have gotten it. Did it sound familiar to you. It did kid and I was thinking it was like one of the best are meth people. Back four-stroke yeah okay. Okay okay all right. So we're we're one into now One try it out and to not true. Okay let's hear the fourth one. Yeah that's a tough one. Yeah tell me about it. What makes it tough now? When you say Robert Paul Champagne? Is it just that one video. We recently saw that got cut off youtube or is there a series of him engaged in said activities. I'll answer your question with another question confusing. There's only one video Paul Champagne coming. I doubt it doubt it but they must be a lot older. I heard they were thirty. Use to do honestly man like if we if we publicized. Every time he came. It's like we wouldn't have time to do anything. Oh Really Oh. I didn't know I didn't know he 'cause I I would think it wouldn't regular thing for him. I wouldn't tolerate that on Youtube so by the way while we're on it I mean Christina was asking me on where my mom's what is normal time. What is the normal amount for a person to jerk off like how frequently yeah depends how old we're talking about what age thirty one Some one year olds it's every day but But that's rare a couple times. A week is GonNa work on that right so I would say I will try it out way. Okay so this last one will try to doc. We hear it again. No that was a different. Oh Oh oh no no that is that other guy now you you stuck to it you start to. Who is it? It's the guy that did the try tried on all those sex toys and things that that guy fuck good true I will not try. You could really tell these guys apart from coming you can really tell. It's scaring it's insane. I'm I'm having this conversation with you. Of course there's yet okay. let's go ahead and play the next one. I see that I will try it out. You will try it out. Okay let me try. We can't hear it again because it might. Yeah let's hear it again. Yes aw no you know what can I I got to reconsider. I will not try to okay. You'RE NOT GONNA try out interesting okay. So what what was the was the thing that made you. It sounded almost like meth guy. Earlier there's okay similar to that somehow okay. Are you guys keeping track. Who thinks the math guy? Great was it you doing a fake one. We'll get to go to the next one. I hope that that maybe you layered in a helicopter on that one. I mean some of it's just GNAT. Sound okay so that's should have to write because I did it twice Right you did guest Robert Paul Champagne teutonic. Who Do you want? ooh Let's give you leather Daddy Robert De. Yeah here we go. This one caught my eye white fellow. This one just says one hundred ninety one likes Robert. Paul Al- Champagne says love it wild. That's pretty cool okay. So how many have we done. How many do we have left? Can't hear you. Yeah into into the MIC on. Meet the button. We've done six and we have four left. Okay all right okay all right. Let's see the next one man. This is a lot. That's pretty. You come heavy episode. I'm sorry some of these guys being strangled at the same time as they're doing their thing I would. I hope I don't sound like that. You've never sounded like when you came. Never have no. I don't I don't I think you do okay. Maybe I did so I try to. You won't try it up okay. So you're okay so you just have to just two of the Robert Porsche Pensacola to the next one We'll try it out. ooh ooh okay. Which one sounded like him? That's the sunglass sunglasses there you go. What's the comment on the on the back of that? Uh Robert Paul. I'm cool for you. That's pretty fucking cool dude. What are like one more two more? Let's finish it up one more On the fence with this one yeah one more time I will not try okay. You won't try okay. Oh okay all right. Yeah he wants to hear guys keep it keep coming literally. That's the last one I think right See I'm assuming these. These have spanned a period. Take time so they could have been a long time ago that that he was. Yeah that's something. You gotTA factor in. Yeah is this. Is this him coming yesterday. Communist years ago right. Is this young a young Robert Paul One more time. That sounds like a young Robert coming if I may they say so does your sort of persuading me. Yeah I mean you know like imagine now you at twenty years old. You could probably a little bit better. You could come a little bit. I'm GonNa say it just because you're working on me so much. I'm not going to go out all right. Okay let's run through the answers now and we'll see how right you three I can't remember member all the I I think. I think you're very close because I think there is actually only three soundbites of Robert Paul coming so you definitely have the right number all right so what was the first one guys. The first one was Robert Poll Champagne today that I got that one. Do we have to do. Yeah it's part of the game drew. Okay calm now coming. That's his. That's his latest hit. Yep Yeah that's his. That's his magnum. mopus okay What was the next one? The second one was not Robert Paul Champagne all right. Let's hear that that's a classic trump who is that That was I believe. The title of that clip is homeless man. Raped by gay. Goes Okay all right next one. All right What was the third one? The third one was not rubber poll shedding. Yeah let's hear that that was the guy said sound like four-stroke. Yeah you said it sounded familiar. I think I know why why I mean. Yesterday I was not coming okay. I did not do that. One organically it was just doing this game and I was like it'd be pretty fun to like. Throw a couple zingers. You pretend that you're pretending. Yeah yeah it was me pretending to come guys. I don't got it guys. I don't come I thought you might have thrown something like that in there. It occurred to me so okay. Well thank you thank you all right. What was the next one? The fourth was not was not Robert. Paul Champagne who said what I said was what was this one. Go ahead and play it was. This is the one that you're on the fence. This was cool. Terry you're right. You're like I think this is the guy that's Reviewing doing sex toys Ding Ding right on the head. You know exactly which pervert was coming in. That's right. I got straightened out in my head. Good job drew. Nothing gets by you. And that's that's why you guys know that. He's a medical professional bringing me to do those. We're going to go all the way through or just tell me what I got wrong. Sure what what what number where we on right now actually. This game is lasting. Probably a little too long. Couldn't hear you. We were on number five. You know let's just say that you've got all of them did I did you did I got three for thrice in Great Josh Josh the enter Button you got them all oh my God come on adulation you see you know exactly what are sounds like when he's coming and I also identified fight the sex toy guy who know all of our cool go ahead grossed me out more as a cool guy than that Guy Goddamn drew honestly it is such a dream to work with you the exactly you'd be like yeah let's play this game where I try and identify people coming I can assure you. I don't even think we'd have other comedians on on this network. That would do that so thoroughly humiliated places that evidently you're at evil bad warming. It's is that all comes evil genius that all comes with the territory and that you are literally the easiest person I've ever worked so you say yes to everything but nothing is on table. It's just like yeah. Just tell me where you need me to stand in all do and what's Nice is you're acting about being nervous was just a set me off guard so you could pull this off. Turn the tables and put me through through these cases right. I got enough liquid courage now fully comfortable air. I'm probably a little too hard to. Here's the voice messages. Sure let's do it. Probably you gotta give. My name is Ben. I'm twenty two year old college student and last couple of years found that I had a little bit of trouble. We'll get into climax when I'm having sex with women not on Josh Potter's levels but it's pretty much her to miss sometimes for regularly. Sometimes we know how to fix drummer south. Yeah also if I'm drinking alcohol it becomes a much more difficult. came to play right Recently I started taking searcher lean for depression and anxiety and this problem has left the bedroom and come into my own personalized because now when I tried to call exhausted yes I've got to. I like the way I like the way sex with a woman is not a personal matter. Right badgered me I. I mean I've I've had an issue one time where it was taking me too long to masturbate. And what you do you just tap out dude. If it's now travel it's just like the double down if it's really gone for twenty twenty five minutes it's just like do I really need to do this well but but it is not normal right right. If it's the search really doing it for sure zoloft between same thing. So that's triple side effect. Okay so he he has delayed ejaculation. He knows that so. It's kind of thing for him. Any substance he uses alcohol weed. Whatever will make it worse? I'm sure he kind of the way somebody like that needs to do is find a stable partner that he kind of works out with and that he's one that's understanding and that the two together kind of figure out what they like what they don't like how long it's GonNa take what they can do to get him to the right place and finish things off certainly is going to put a big problem that and also drop his libido too many times so you know you WanNa talk to your doctor about maybe changing medications if that bothers me. Is that the best practice. Like what's the best medication where that doesn't doesn't fuck the one that don't do that was Typically was Sarah Zone butrint and remind those three don't do that. Typically don't affect sexual functioning so again if it's important take circling. Don't stop doctor doctor about with making a change. Perhaps everything under medical advice. Yes don't this is not medical advice here. I'm not telling you what to do right. I'm telling you the your symptoms are calling. I'm saying like don't change your medications without talking to your doctor. I'm not saying listen to what Dr Juice I'm not I'm not saying listen to your doctor next up. Hey did I think my balls are a little bit too long They touch the water all the time. When I'm I'm in the toilet Making Brown shit like that. I Google some stuff on the Internet and it said that like your balls can be too long because of some sort of a condition like the things you're damned also which is like a soft is a problem before too that what he's got a different toilet. It's all good. It's all good. Some of them are shallow. You know just find one. That's less shallow. Richard Pryor prior had big joke about this is about long balls but about alum penis Two guys book across the bridge and take a piece in the water and then one guy goes oh man the water's cold the bridge and the other guy says yeah it's deep to do too big dicks that's pretty prior job too. Big Next drew him. Mommy's pissing me. Beat me homie analogy. I'm here now. Like the handwriting is one of the questions real quick because they know how to hide log into your. I'm Evan and so I I have a cut. Where am I type of Mindich connects to shaft? And it's been there for about a year and it just re-cut re-cut. Yeah every time I had you know and it. It bleeds quite a bit. You know most recent time it got worse and it was actually having a straight stream of blood like doing the movies when I won like little shot like. Yeah so how do I take care that you wouldn't arterials oriels. who doesn't pulse pulsing? It doesn't look like a Tarantino. No go see urologists you. I don't know if you're uncircumcised. I'm assuming you are. And that's Sorta to what memoir famous conversations. We've had almost haunts my dreams. Yes those hairs at the base can lead to if I most is if you're uncircumcised and other ways to repair that and deal with it so if you're uncircumcised so so that Taggart's around the tip of the Dick the terror is really what's tacking down the foreskin and so that tares in the foreskin narrows and You He may be talking something about something. It's hard to describe. This can be something under the head of the penis also also also might need a little something bullock lottery or something to treat it now. This is kind of Creating a follow up question for me. This guy is Having sex x with just open wounds on his Dick. I've always heard people advise against that sort of well. Not only that but where condom would prevent the thing from being reopened. RE-RE -tated right. Oh Yes yes you have opened wounds when you're having sex with something. Yeah that's the one thing that's been drilled in sheltered. Don't have open wounds on your Dick Trying to have connects voice masters seem to diagnose. I'd ask you do For the fact years I've had a recurring payment. I ask where every six months or so. A giant temple will form of the tip of my ass crack and his rights between my cheeks. It's like a week of how until ruptures or it goes away. Can I get rid of this problem or am I just like fuck no type but it hurts yeah. I bet that's tight jeans. We'll make that worse. Yeah it's it's one of really three things things you can get something called pilot because I'm not sure where she's talking about. There's something up the right. The crocodile ass has quite a bit of real. Yeah up at the top here. Something called a Pylon Elon idle cyst which is essentially. It's a genetic thing but it's a it's a a abscess essentially that forms right right at the top of the sacred here. Thomas Acre MS medical for crack. It's okay yeah it's it's a pilot animation and get some pictures of pileup yellow and ideal pilot neidl assists and they could be reading. TAT's can be Chris get ready to blur. This comes right up leave. Do It on a new page originated on. They're showing in the jeans and there was a better picture before I go back to just had see it on the right right there at the top of the crack. Damn on the right. Yeah I see I see it. So that's it now if you go lower down it can't be just a plain old peri anal abscess or carb uncle and recurrent pay period. obsesses can be a problem or it could be a fistula a rectal fistula and it could be a bigger problem of krones or of inflammatory bowel disease. So we'd actually is something when you get it you very important. The doctor look at the facts that it's recurrent kinda suggest it might be a fistula though so officials come to the surface periodically and so that so a fistula something that like there for a while and it just sprouts. Growing in the burrowing can come to the surface. Okay yes you like I do. I do like that gesture next voice message. So this is a Fistula man this is gonNA haunt my dreams through my name's Alexa my me and my work on the day for about a year now and he told me that actor we have sex. I get dry orgasm. And he can't see until he police they get to sleep and I felt really nothing about it for for relation casing but if it is a thing I would like to know. Now wait wait. Dial that voice back again about ten seconds and I couldn't hear what she says here it again he had he he wants to go to sleep to help. Says I think she said His eyes are dry until he goes to sleep again. Okay so like until he wakes up in the morning. That's when his eyes are normal. That's when they reset all right they keep calling again. I really Google that and I saw really nothing about Acre relation cases but if it is a thing I would like to know you meant. He's trying to make it about Iraq poking and I I was once how does not lack of proteins proteins. Is it saying that when men come. Sometimes I get refracted because I feel like no. But he hard corporately. Thank you it. I would say that he's not lying about it because it doesn't sound like he's getting anything out of wrangler the right. That's an interesting way of thinking about. I would agree with that. However Komo bad person no people do get various kinds of vision changes sometimes after orgasm? But they're sort of blurry and we've kind of stuff. Not Dry is is what I heard her. Say is just get dry after he comes right and I don't know if you try US I do have dry. They're dry before you come. And after no association association with that Okay Sleep I could see. We're having your eye closure period. Time can make it less dry so that makes sense to me okay. So that's what we. Oh so you're saying it has nothing to do with sex. It might have something to do. Maybe keeps his eyes open. Maybe when he comes he's just Because here's what you do. Get some therapy tears and give him some eyedrops after awesome. That's the end of that territory's third. Yeah fix it one more. Dr Ju This is often and Michael Anyway. We want to know where babies shit all right. Okay so so so this voice mental. I'll tell you why I prepped. Yeah one these guys sent like three or four in a row and they just broke on all of them none of them were usable will. But I understand the question that they're asking which I feel like is rudimentary to why when a woman is pregnant. She has a baby she shits. Yeah the baby shits sometime in the stomachs sometimes in the birth canal sometime and then it's called Makoni birth and sometimes the baby's aspirant the Shit and get pneumonias. It's actually MOCO. NEOM is sort of a an emergency then emergency but it's it's a complication so it's called them Makoni birth. When you find that out the hard way I'd imagine got Makoni Show Makoni Halloween. Makoni him and then I have a question as well after this code. EMC The baby being born yup leaning all over earliest earliest tool of a Mammalian. Infant unlike later feces Makoni was composed materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus Intestinal epithelial cells. Dell's Lugo Mucus web amniotic fluid by water. So it's not it's not the it's not really Shit Shit light ship other things that are going in the mouth that Are The babies floating in right. It's it's just all just suspension expansion fluid. Yeah just hanging out. Yeah it takes some of that in and that's what comes out during the birth so babies do shit is what Dr Drew's trying to say is it's just during birth Jerry. You're just pre burn. It's not technically shit in that. Not Technically Shit these guys. These guys are thinkers speaking of Shit. Yeah So I'd like to circle this back I made an A revelation on your mom's house Couple months back that I have shipped myself multiple multiple times in the last twelve months and since I have access to a doctor I wanNA make sure that I'm not medically fucked. Just I just WanNa see that you know off now. You don't need to get any crazy but surgery I know that you're a big proponent of like that's a big surgery of rectal prolapse surgery that's an immediate media. Emergency surgery may don't think of. I don't think you've done enough. I don't put anything in there. That's bigger than this win. When does this occur? Look it doesn't happen when I'm at full health. It doesn't happen when I'm at full health. I'll tell you the multiple times that it's happened over the last twelve months uh-huh first time that I noticed it happening was the first episode of two bears one cave around nineteen minutes in. You'll notice that I'm losing my mind for the first like fifteen to eighteen minutes laughing right laughing and then I'm just kinda quiet for two minutes and it's because I'm trying to figure out the other guys in the room could smell the shit that I've just chat okay. They couldn't it was it. Was it like you're trying to was a shirt I didn't. I didn't see through into the chair. No no no if it was it was in your mind where you're about to Fart and you shit yourself or whether or not just who's a WHO's a pressure thing so it was like I was laughing so hard like like belly laugh and then I think after that I was trying to come down and I coughed and on the coffee got it okay got it got it. Is that a problem. Do I need to the other. That of surgery injury other upset the other episode was. I think I was a week or two into transitioning into Kito I was riding scooters with my friend were you taking any. MCTL's I was smoking weed. Yeah familiar with relaxing. Well actually interesting so I don't know it's because it relaxed or just because I've week s lungs and I cough a lot when I smoke weed interesting because it did happen on a call or both of these happened on the coff- WHOA I am making making some I. I think probably both sensitive. We'll keep going rate. Should have control drink coffee right. A thirty one year old should not be shitting his pants but anything else. If something is wrong again it could be the. We'd just losing the sprinkler bit. And so maybe getting more bulk in your diet like it's metamucil much of it and see if that I will say say that I took the best of two thousand nineteen earlier this graduation. Thank you thank you. And it's not as no leakage. Right no although and I mean I'm sure he will hate eight me saying this but my brother does have a leakage problem interesting and I did have diverticulitis like you're also young five years ago. That's exactly what my doctor true say I've had butthole problems for a minute. Runs isn't really a butthole problem. It's not it's a colon problem. It's a diet problem right or we don't know yet. It's a genetic problem more than anything in your diet can help but not at twenty five or whenever I need a colonoscopy it seems to generally I mean Oh yeah well I mean I have a pretty good Gastroenterologist I mean he he made me do an Ivy rectal contrast West which I didn't know what it was before I took it. That was a pretty eye opening experience. I didn't know I thought it was just like. Oh Yeah we'll inject you with something and like I saw rectal on. I just like that. Probably doesn't mean what I think it means but then I went to get an examination and it's exactly what I thought interesting. Yeah the worst. Three moments in my life happened in like like a five minute window. Well Nice -gratulations down. Think they'd know pathology other than the. Yeah like what ended up happening. is they removed like ten. Dan Centimeters of my colon What Am I? Call her my rectum. You had a big surgery. Yeah Dude I was at a commission sick for like six to twelve months. Oh my God yeah. Yeah because because it took us a while to figure out what it was like for a while I was just I just had it started with a hat fee like a fever every two months or so and then that fever happened every month and then that fever every two weeks and what that ended up happening was that like I was getting septic so I had a pocket of food. I guess that ruptured it's like an absence right. ABS- yeah and every time that food got out I wa got a fever to try and fight that infection house it was a wide open ended. Got It when they pulled out that piece of Colon So what I mean. I was like I got admitted to the hospital via the emergency room. I had what the thermometer said was one hundred and and six degree fever. Yeah I was like super delirious but they told me I was still funny which is kind of important I think to me for you thank you thank you thank actually. I'm here through Septicemia. Yeah I was afraid for my life I honestly thought I was going to die but I gave me some delighted that felt really great That really ease the pain. But I don't think I needed so so it was a colon. took a piece of that. Sounds right yeah and so there may be something related to that and this whole situation the most interesting thing about that is that after the whole surgery and everything. Yeah for a while wile like yeah I mean the way that you get that your body signals that you need to take shit just like you know you feel some inside stuff happening. I think I need to take shit right for me right. After the surgery injury it just became uncomfortable to sit when I needed to take a shit right. Is that a normal thing no I it it so your hold the whole the enormity get some called a mass movement that pushes it down into the Hewlett. You're not getting that function anymore products. They took that piece out. I mean I'm back to normal now I do want to say I shoot normal. Everything's completely normal adds up sensation I mean for the most part they were stuff that I thought was normal back when I was in college. That was clearly just early. Onset of diverticulitis pro. I was taking five shits before I left for my morning class and I was just like I'd like to drink coffee now. Just clears me out. Well it's like no one else I talked to by the way I've had really ads horrible so the thing the thing that they've told me is that they're like everyone gets diverticulitis. Knows most of the time they're old enough. Where like you don't need to operate on it? It's common take your lie. It's also common for subset of those two to leak and caused average elitest. Usually it's on the infection takes July. This is when the little leakage occurs. Okay and and usually your body kind of controls it right there where it leaks but if you're a big league at develops into an abscess and that's what happened to you and that's not good. That's wild anyway. So you WANNA get in. There may were permitted to have a little bit of rectal stolen does give what you've been through so I'm allowed myself already. Earned earned shitting with the crazy operates. You've had and still recommence about abuse will still okay. I'll take some so this very very interesting by the way topping interesting. That's been my biggest fear. Is that everyone's just like fuck in snooze. This is a board get this everybody. We didn't even need the game although I enjoyed the game and they aided by which everyone loves it probably lasted a little longer than it should. I I always know when we're in the sweet spot when I'm feeling humiliated. That's that's your mom's house spot. You know that that really warms to its target. You aimed aimed whenever you put your hands interface. I know. Put my hands my face this time no. I think you're getting more accustomed. Well you know what happened. No no no you know what happened is is that you you. You're coyly and thoroughly dragged me all the way in without my awareness so I was shaming myself without even realizing it. Yes I did. A little manipulate didn't put. Oh my hands there it is there it is everybody all right Everyone else liked. Let's wrap this thing. Sure thank you for letting me Discuss you thank you for all. Oh you do here. Yeah thank you for having serious but just thinking to myself my God by the age of thirty one now big operation. How many different jobs? And you've had Bob. It's an interesting life. I mean crazy. I think I'm boring. And then sometimes I think of that seven like well sure on paper different production companies different post. I was trained in watercolours. Just some Joe Schmo just come videos interesting. Well there's that too manipulative. Do we founded founded. But yeah so again. No I had no doubt your skillset given what I see you do here. So thank you so that means a lot you know if it seems like I know what I'm doing and you make it look easy at the same time which is really but I know there's a lot going on here nonstopping site. I appreciate so we'll wrap it but then check out Dr do dot Dot Dot Com dot TV where you can sign up. It'd be part of his live broadcast we do on the weekends and Dot Com got in Corolla and all my other public all the stuff. His listed at Dot Com. Please check and get an email list slash contact dot com slash contact and We'll see you next week. All conversations information exchange during participation. The doctor after dark podcast or interaction on the doctor. Dot Com website is intended for educational and entertainment purposes. 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March 25, Hr 2  Dr. Thomas Kranawitter and Troy Coverdale

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March 25, Hr 2 Dr. Thomas Kranawitter and Troy Coverdale

"This is mornings with Gail. Fueled BY GREAT WESTERN PETROLEUM. Only thirteen ten. Kfi Yeah not so much. These days as Cova de Nineteen unfortunately has pretty much stopped us in our tracks if not significantly slowing our role Had Mayor Michael Hancock ordering residents of Denver to stay home except for essential travel and limited outdoor exercise? Did this on Monday. The order Kicked in yesterday at five PM continues through April tenth unless extended. Hancock said. This isn't a recommendation anymore. If you're sick stay home. If you're not sick stay home seven. Oh eight now. Thirteen ten K K. A thirteen ten. Kfi DOT COM or. He's with Gail. Fueled by Great Western. Petroleum joined by Tom Christina. Witter Dr Thomas Cranny Witter Founder. President of speakeasy ideas also are prognosticator in chief as I mentioned before the top of the hour Basically sending out an e Mail on the twentieth and Tom. You saw this coming didn't you? I heard you know Gail I always look forward to being on your show and talking with you. What and typically I say. Good morning but I'm not going to this morning. I'm sitting here sipping my coffee reading the headlines about what our Congress did in in the middle of the night and and I've been crunching a few numbers and with this one spending bill. There's one stimulus bill. They just passed it. They are committing to spend more of our money unless be real clear. Every check that gets sent out is a debt that you have to pay. I have to pay all of our listeners. Right now have to pay or our children or a ranch children. This is that that we have to pay. Is this one bill. Our government is spending more than the entirety of the new deal in the nineteen thirties in the nineteen forties. And the new deal. No small thing and the new deal made the economic crisis of the Great Depression much deeper much longer. Much worse for everybody than it needed to be. An our government is doing the exact same thing all over again. Let me ask you a question to play. Devil's advocate here. Okay just because well. It's kind of what I do. What else at this point in time could the government do now? I understand our concerns. I share your concerns about the the. Here's the bottom line. The only thing Congress critters can agree on Republican. Democrat is spending our money like drunken sailors but what about the millions of Americans that are really facing some pretty hard times? Yeah so okay several things I mean we are in A. We're in a very peculiar strange situation right now because because I mean we're we're facing. I want to be real clear I I. I don't want to sound like I don't care about the corona virus because I do I. I don't want to get it. I don't want you know my loved ones to get it. It's a nasty little bug and I'm not downplaying it at all. It's not the only danger we face out there. They're all all kinds of other dangers including total economic collapse. Total personal financial destruction when people start losing their jobs. Losing their homes. Unable to buy the essentials of life they're gonNA find themselves confronted with with immediate threats to their health and their safety no less real than than this virus floating around. So so what else could be done? Well what's the cause of this economic crisis? It's not the virus. The virus has not caused businesses to shut down government policies government. Eds government executive order is what shutting down entire industries entire entire states in some cases So the first thing that has to happen to say look if if you want to be productive and and you're feeling good and you WANNA take measures to protect yourself then by all means you should be free your human being to be productive to do the kinds of things that you wanna do one of one of the singular great problems we have right now is productivity in. This country is coming to a grinding halt. And I'm reminding people you know. Government can send a stimulus checks. And what are you gonNA spend the stimulus checks on if there's nothing in the stores it's the things that you need to live are not being produced and and some people might think well. That's just exaggeration. When no it's not when you start shutting down thousands of businesses across the country Who's going to be producing all of the things that we need for life? So so the one thing we could one thing government can do to stop this insanity of controlling people and stopping productivity happens. I'm sure you've seen the videos coming out of Miami in the spring breakers and it's like party like it's nineteen ninety nine the boats up on the sand bars. Don't we bear some personal responsibility in the action? That government has taken because so many are taken seriously well at the same time I went to my office pulled up the big house right across the street and I saw a couple of guys up on the roof fixing the roof. Right they were they were. They were doing roofing repair good to see some people doing something productive right and they were up there and they had protective. They had masks and face shields on they had gloves on They weren't right next to each other in other words right those guys clearly. They're thinking well. I have worked to be done. I need to do and I don't want to get sick. I don't want to get this virus going to take some measures to protect myself and I think human beings should be free to make that choice What kind of risks they WANNA take. If you're if you're a high risk category if you're among the elderly or you have respiratory problems. I mean by all means take extra precautions. Stay inside stay away from anywhere where you think you might get sick with it. What I'm trying to emphasize is In in the study of economics. There's a there's a critically important concept Of all other things being equal right when you are faced with a choice. A or B. Look the choices are get the corona virus or don't get to the current virus and all other things remain equal. Everything else in your life is the same. Then it's a really easy choice. We do not get the corona virus if everything else remains the same. The problem is everything else is not remaining the same we. We are cutting down everything so the question. What if someone said instead of? Do you want the virus or do you not want to virus? What did they said Risk getting the virus or total personal destruction. Lose everything you have well in. If those were the options I suspect large numbers of people would say you know. I might risk getting the virus That I don't experience. Total personal financial destruction. A big part about the the with with regard to the federal government. Our federal government has been spending our money so recklessly not merely for years but for decades very first thing they should have done rather than looking for new ways to spend it on. Stop spending it on the wasteful ways. They've been doing in the past. Stop spending sending all of our money around the world to other countries stop spending our money hiring literally millions of unelected bureaucrats who are unconstitutional regulatory agencies that come and harass us about how we run our businesses in how we use our property. There's all kinds of that. The government could have done to repeal abolish. Get rid of the weight of government. That's already pressing down on us I'm sure your listeners are familiar by now. Many of the story we have been tire. Warehouses sitting there full of medical supplies that they cannot get shipped to the hospitals. That need them because there aren't enough. Fda inspectors to come out and look at these are trusted medical suppliers. Just ship the stuff. Yeah it's necessary step in a process. I mean you know desperate times desperate measures we. I was reading an interview recently said the federal I believe is the Federal Department of Transportation. They have all these Regulations about truck drivers and you know how many hours truck drivers can drive. And there's all this stuff and they're suspending because they need certain things to be shipped in that requires people to drive trucks arrange transport. These are unprecedented in one of the bureaucrats was saying you know he said it's still it is possible. Some of these drivers might drive much and they might get tired and they might have a wreck and we're hoping that won't happen because we think these drivers are going to use their best judgment right in and practice Driving safely Because they don't want to get an accidents and I'm thinking well that's true. Then why do we have regulations at all where the that's what he said is true? Not only during a pandemic. It's true all the time and so what I would point I would. I would love to see government lift some weights off of US rather than create a whole new series of weight debt. And I promise you we're GONNA see. The debt is going to include the creation of entirely new bureaucratic offices and agencies to oversee all the spending and all the regulations and Streams. Come come attached to this money. Now you set up a interesting paradigm Dr Thomas Cranmer. Whittier President Founders. Speakeasy ideas seven eighteen. Now basically when you pose that question and I was watching Texas's Republican Lieutenant Governor. Dan Patrick last night on Fox says saying that he and other grandparents would be willing to risk their health and even lives in order for the United States to get back to work so you set up an interesting paradigm. Would you rather run the risk of getting Cova? Nineteen keeping in mind that what eighty five percent of the cases are exceedingly mild to and You may even be a or or would you rather just careen into personal economic destruction but I wanNA get back to that freedom to make that choice right. Here's well in view when yes I agree. We are all free to make the choice to be responsible. We know that nineteen There's a lot we don't know about it. But we do know that it's highly contagious. Okay so we have to make that choice to do the responsible thing and you know the Litany. You know the drill Wash your hands. If you're sick. Stay home and the list goes on and on. But what happens if you don't make a responsible choice given the fact that Cova nineteen is so highly contagious. I mean don't our rights and my rights and your rights begin well so so. Here's the thing that point. I want to emphasize this. Not One of US nobody has a right to infect other people. I don't have a right to become a carrier of some terrible virus and forcefully infect you or anyone else who wants to be a thirty percent are and so you know I'll give you an example My parents are not young people and neither of them are in great health. They live in a part of the country. Where there's been very little corona virus I live in Denver Colorado where more cases and so we talked on the phone. I was supposed to go see the last weekend and you know we did we. We we used our reason and we came to an agreement. I'm going to wait to go visit them until all this settles down because I don't want to risk infecting them even though I feel fine. I don't think I'm sick. I don't know I don't know if I if I you may be a symptomatic so you don't want to expose them to the possibility that that's absolutely right. The other thing I've been pointing out you know I don't know if you remember there was. There's this fun movie. I think it was in the early nineties. It had Have Rene Russo and Dustin Hoffman? And I I think the titles outbreak and it was about a really serious pandemic was a fictional movie and in the movie the fictional virus was such that. If you the moment you breathed it in it started melting your skin and you know and you died this horrible death looking within minutes. That's right yeah I think it was just like a horror movie right point. That's not the rotavirus. That's not what we're dealing with. We're dealing with something very different. We're dealing with something where a lot of people can be exposed to it. And and and write their symptoms. Aren't that bad. They're going to recover other people. It's different we just don't know and there's they're in is the source of individual responsibility. You make the choice How much how many steps you WANNA take to protect yourself and preserve your health And along the way we ought not forget that that the economic crisis as the economic costs are just as real devastating I am. I'm genuinely scared what's going happen. All these people losing their jobs and very quickly. They're not going to be able to pay the rent. Paid their mortgage. They're gonNA find themselves being kicked out of their homes That is a public health crisis justice serious arguably more serious than the corona virus itself. Absolutely I wish we could resolve this this morning by the way Thank you for the virtual installment. Last night p known Veritas Fort Collins Carson exploration of the federalist Papers Missing Ya. I missed your wonderful toasting you. Do you know these. Nobody's doing this. Great program that injured Baker Tiles three wells. As of yesterday we have three more meetings. We have two more now and as I said in that so did a little recording and we sent it out what we're supposed to talk about together and I mentioned in there. I said I can't even look to the next to. I don't know what we're GONNA do because I don't know what's going to be open. I don't know what available right. Yeah unfortunately uncertainty the name of the game. Well let's continue the conversation. Dr Thomas Cranham. Later President and founder a speakeasy ideas certainly enjoyed it. Where can we learn more about speakeasy ideas best places? Stop by our website. Speakeasy IDEAS DOT COM speakeasy ideas dot com also Not by our facebook page. Do a quick search for speakeasy ideas. You'll find a robust conversation going on there like it. Follow it and stay up to date with everything speakeasy ideas. Thank you sir as always for your insights perspective certainly do appreciate it be. Well thank you gail. Thank you for all you do. Especially in a moment like this right now you. You're really important to work that you do thank you. I appreciate that seven twenty four now thirteen ten. Kfi The whole sports story in northern Colorado state in the country tune into the whole show weekdays noon to two and thirteen ten KFI K. Hey catch me Dan. Patrick and the DANETTES weekdays nine to noon on thirteen ten. Kfi Koa all right. Take a breath become. Let's put this into perspective. Piece out of the Greeley by Trevor Read. The viruses here weld health not naming towns and cities with cases because the virus is so widespread this as the number of cases in Weld County has risen to eighty four The Third Cova nineteen related. Deaths reported in weld some forty-six now thirteen ten. Kfi May joined by TRA Kover Dale Thirteen ten KFI Koa news director morning Troy. Good Morning Gail you know it's interesting because I think we do have to maintain a sense of calm an perspective here because Well County The public health officials public health officials around the state around the country have said Yeah It's GONNA get worse before it gets better so we shouldn't be surprised that we're seeing more positives right absolutely at a big part of that is because we're seeing increased testing that for all of our discussions about well such and such tests here or in another place. We're seeing increased testing now because the the tests gets are being made more available and as we continue to see this develop. Additional ways of testing are being developed as well so those numbers are going to continue to climb no matter what plays out Or no matter what. The spread of the virus has been just from the aspect that more people are getting tested. That's going to skew those numbers constantly. Oh absolutely and I know this might sound kind of convoluted but given the fact that we have numbers doesn't really make things any different than they were yesterday or perhaps You know ten days ago. All we're doing is recognizing that yes. The virus is spreading but once again it doesn't change the fact that the virus as well health sing is here. We're such a knee jerk now. Has It. Well I'm looking at it another way. I am trying to figure out the best way to put this. But as humans we like quantitative evidence brainers like quantitative evidence and the numbers are that evidence to us and fortunately they could be you know as we said they're going to be skewed in this situation because of the the multiple variables that have played out thus far in the spread of the virus There's there's something about us as humans trying to take comfort in having numbers to to give us information and yet they're not always the most accurate way to do it see. I think we're coming to the same conclusion hair because that was my points and I don't know if I articulated appropriately but yeah we like numbers. We understand numbers but in this particular situation Those numbers could cause a little bit more anxiety than is warranted. Because nothing's changed since yesterday. You know what I'm saying point. Yeah I mean the virus was here yesterday. It's here today and we've been told to expect it so again. It's all a matter of just putting things into perspective really the the number that you could look at that probably would be the one That that is the most quantitative and the one that does change day to day and should concern. You is the number of people that are going into ers. Yes and the number of people that wind up hospitalized because of it and again for multiple reasons we don't know all of those numbers nationwide We that some of them in the in the breakdowns but for the most part We don't know how severe any of the cases are we don't know how how long people are in or out depending on again their their individual situation but those are the numbers that we should be concerned with the most going forward rather than just the confirmed cases because not everybody winds up in the hospital from the right. I mean you know anywhere from eighty to eighty five percent Maybe as symptomatic or just have very very mild symptoms and You know I'm trying to look at the positives Hopefully that leads to herd immunity so that this time next year. We're talking about this in similar fashion. Inform as we do the flu. Let me give you a hard example of what you're talking about. When it comes to the symptomatic were the lesser cases of this a professor at my Alma Mater. Kansas state in the school of journalism and mass comm and his family had been in England part of a study abroad situation for this semester. And when they got back from that trip all six of them were suffering from the varying Symptoms of it. Five of them are okay but Andrew happens to be in the hospital. Hyper ahead because and on a respirator and fighting if you want years old so you know a younger case than you than than what? We've we're to believe but in the grand scheme of things okay. You're talking one out of the six other five suffered community the food like symptoms and the other variables that are there But he's the one that winds up with the most of your case out of it. My heart breaks to hear that. I'm I'm my condolences. My I mean my heart goes out to you troy because when it hits really close to home yeah exactly. Yeah that's numbers. Go out the window right because it becomes very very personal. Does he have underlying health conditions? No no no. And that's part of the supplies of their hate in the case of this family and and you know they they will tell you what front they while they understood what the what the symptoms were and the like. They never expected that this was going to be a fight that they would be involved in Definitely well I certainly hope for his recovery. There's been some pretty miraculous Cases I believe you and I actually talked about one of them. but Yeah so I hope that he's able to beat it. Yep and it sounds like he's doing all right but you know it's it's little by little that statement just like just like any other thing then. We talk about trek over down thirteen ten K. K. News Director. Thank you so much so appreciate All your updates and just keeping us up to speed not a problem Gail. I do want to mention before we sign off Larimer County. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Chris Hardwick - Ep. 07

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Chris Hardwick - Ep. 07

"Dr drew, and this is Dr drew after Dr he'd be vice doctor after dark making sexually content unsuitable for young children. And welcome to another glorious episode of doctor after dark we've been doing this now for a few episodes. You got a taste of what this thing is supposed to be all, I know hope Christine and Christine Tom are happy with this because it was their brainchild. And I spent most of my time ashamed at my hands over my face, and that's the nature of the show. But tell us what you like and don't like Senate into Dr drew after dark at gmaiLcom. Also, let us know your send us your questions, we get to those always on every episode your few or you know, like the ones that are coming your way in a few moments like sweaty pits and stretching your dog and dating a formerly dead. Fetus, those are questions that are coming soon. Also, send your voice messages. Eight one eight two five three one six nine three that voice. Here's the great Chris Hardwick. Hello. It's nice to be. You know, I'm so excited do this. Because this is the this is the most. I don't know synonymous experience to when we used to host love lines. Exactly. When the closest thing I worked at k rock, I did the overnight shift in Los Angeles. And whenever Corolla would go out of town. I would fill in and those were really great memories. They were. United's appointment for twenty five thirty twenty five years twenty twenty. I think it's twenty five ninety four ninety four. Yeah. Twenty five. Yes. Exactly five five years. That's a big number. I wasn't at Dell wreck men to. Oh. Well, we'll see about that. Now. Let's see we'll find out. We'll find out back to Christina involved. One of the great one of the reasons this show came about as Christina's fascinated by comedians, and what makes their heads tick. Sure, she asked me to dig in. Sure sure, we're gonna do today. Why go to comedy while you did that what what does it do for you? Yeah. Yeah. And this is back to our relationship. So we used to love together and used to come on the TV show. Remember that came with a lovely TV show because I've people remember this piece of your history with singled out. That's right. And the TV show was TV single. That was MTV. And yeah, I did single out from ninety four to ninety eight which was a very long time in a daily MTV show. God and Jenny McCarthy came for Jenny Jenny came out of that. And yeah, and it was it was it was fun surreal experience that people come up to go. I remember singled out, and I'm like sort of remember like I have snapshots into my head let so you went through the nerd est. And now, what are we doing? Now. My pod I left the company last year early last year and just decided to you know, that I liked the idea of building my own thing. Again, I didn't wear incredibly good at did. You know that they didn't know that. I don't don't you always feel like I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. But I just I'm really I get really jazzed in the building of things, and you know, with the other company, I didn't own it anymore. It was bought by much bigger company years ago. And so it just felt like I think I'm ready to like try my own my own stuff like a serial entrepreneur. Well, but that's really what a comedian is like when your comedian. You are every comedian is an entrepreneur because you are responsible for all your own stuff. You're the product you're the product you're the pitch man to the audience woman. You have to pitch the organization the distribution system. Yes. And then you pitch the audience. Yeah. You pitch the audience. You're your own marketer. You're your own you do all of it. And so all comedians are inherently entrepreneurial interesting because they were just. Hall. So are a lot of entrepreneurs. And sees sure that's your though there drug addicts mostly. So you. So you really are comedians really sort of a CEO of their own career because they don't really have to rely on. I mean, obviously, they might they'll have representatives people that work for them. But ultimately, you're it. And so I just I love that idea. And I love, you know, sobriety for me. It was all we'd be getting sober sixteen years ago. Sixteen years this sixteen years ago is all helpful in that. And so I will always always be indebted to you for that. What am I great privilege? I appreciate it. And so like being able to have take responsibility for all of your own stuff is kind of. I think what you would you'd start discovering sobriety. It's like, oh, yeah. I don't wanna take responsibility. And that's why addicted to stuff so I like, I like the responsibility not only that you really grabbed onto therapy. Your Goo-good therapy subject. I do like got a lot out of it. I did do you feel like maybe you could talk about what what it did for you. That allowed you to actualize this party yourself because you were not that way before no. I think actualization is actually the perfect term because I think the insidious thing about things like anxiety or depression is that you don't have those things. I mean, I mean come on. But but the thing about exerting and depression is that it. It's so insidious because it can mimic so many things, and it can trick you into thinking things a real that aren't and sounds a really interesting that very few people talk about is how negative you're thinking becomes how negative your perceptions of others becomes when you're in these states. Yes. And I think therapy helps you create some space between you and your internal monologue. Because I think most people assume that if they're having an internal monologue. It must be true because their brain is telling them that it's true. And there's nothing farther from the truth. That's exactly right. And I find that even sixteen years into sobriety that quitting something a substance or whatever doesn't fix your problems. It just clears the Pat so you can start discovering what your whatever your real issues are. And what I've really come to. Appreciate is that I'm still learning things all these years later. It's like, oh, do I am I seeking out a dramatic situation. Because it gives me that spike, you know, that high and low it's like ditches. It's unique to addicts. They go for that. Yeah. And so sort of sort of learning like when you're doing when you're doing that when you're not doing that. It's it's a never ending process. But so Christina would call me if I didn't follow up with. So do you wanna talk about your fundamental issues? Well, I'm sure you know, like, I I mean, I don't know. I don't think I I don't think I grew up under any like strange crazy. Just parents divorced when I was ten or eleven they did not have a great relationship. They may to let this is something. I don't know where I'm going. But I know your mom, she's lovely. She's best that my dad was great too. I have I have an empty set with your dad's. It's weird that I have a I could call your mom. I know her she's the best yet. But I have no idea here. Daddy, my dad that there must be meaning in that. Yeah. And so, you know, my both my parents had interesting situations because my mom had not a great relationship with her mom and my dad had not a great relationship with his dad. Interesting. And I think there was some diction and my mom's mom, although my mom doesn't seem to there's no discernible expression of that that I see. Now, this is not don't know your dad or not the passing judge on it. But the the daughter of the alcoholic if she doesn't get the gene Mary's an alcohol. So my father was a drinker, and there you go it's almost like, you know, how this works. But my dad my dad was kind of a career drinker drank his whole life. In a time. When again, he had a relationship with his dad, he had some bad marriages. He lost like he had real tragedy before your mom. He lost a son before my mom, and then my mom gave birth prematurely. She would have had a brother like if my mom went through this pregnancy. Now it would have survived, but this was nineteen seventy three or something. But still I mean, so what's interesting to me is I'm like, I don't know your judgment of your dad, like why don't I know you're debt, and then you go. Oh, yeah. He had all this horrible trauma this poor guy. Yeah, dan. And there was a history of drinking in his family line genetics. My grandfather drank and had to quit it a certain pirate. Well, they were like well like redneck hillbillies. So they were of Irish northern English actually northern English Scottish accent. That'll do it. And so yes, so all the bed smart people. I think very smart. I think so. But I also I. I didn't know. I mean, my dad, my cousins are all smart. They're all smart kids. Not. So my dad. He drank a lot when he was younger probably to self medicate. He had he definitely had some obsessive thinking tendencies, he definitely had that sort of fallacious catastrophes. Ing thought process of if something good happens. Something bad is going to happen. He would definitely made. He definitely made negatively toxic connections in in his part of his habitual thinking, but his drinking definitely got less as he got older, and he got more docile as he got older. But when he was younger like, you know, like he just went through shit. No, he died in two thousand thirteen and very very suddenly died of a heart attack. And but was that hard for you? It was terrible. Like, I love my dad, and we were super close and heard that I have no sense of that. Yeah. I feel like I know you awfully well. And there was a period of time where we like the shitty thing about knowing someone for twenty five years is that you might not talk to them for like two years. You know what? I mean. Like our lives are just so you and me. Yeah. We didn't talk for fifteen years. I think we ran each other in the street in New York something like that. Yeah. So yes. So my dad died suddenly twenty thirteen and I had doored him. And our relationship was great. And he was so sweet and wonderful. And but that's a of ways to lose your parents. We there was nothing left unsaid. There was nothing and he died very suddenly. And so that's great. My next not that he died. But the really interesting thing was the comedy that I was doing around that time revolved around a lot of stories about him. And then he died, and so I went on stage like three days after the funeral to just talk about it, and it was so therapeutic. So my last comedy special the through line was about losing my dad. Pignataro and breast cancer. Yeah. Exactly. So as you do obviously to put all this, those are actually, obviously two different things to have to have to process, very different. But but but again, this is tragedy back to the comedic brain. I mean that's offense. It's a defense mechanism. I don't think about I think more of an acting out than a defense. I think it's a defense mechanism because I think we have to that making jokes about things help us not only deflect but also feel like we're in control situation. Okay. Because you're able to. You know, I don't know make jokes about it. And but for me is it distancing yourself from it with the funny. It may be distancing. But there's also they're also talking about it on stage, and what I loved being able to do is this kind of through line of being in dead, dad club and other people who come to my shows would seem genuinely appreciative. Like, I've never heard anyone talk about it in this way before so talking about it with Reverend with respect. But also kind of like fucking socks what happens is like that. We've talked about the mental health issues before having normal conversations about them really helps kind of normalize the things that we have to go through in life will. But but I'm gonna magin knowing you that you you may say he's an asshole. But I love gratitude and forgiveness pervade some of the stuff I imagined. Yeah. But I never I didn't think I love my dad. I never thought it was an asshole he must hassle stuff. He did some asshole stuff when he was like winter midlife. Crisis around forty and we he was being an asshole we love. We didn't talk guy. We didn't have a great relationship for a few years, but he came around and all it all worked out for him at your wedding. He was dead. Why don't we thought it would be very awkward would be weird? If he were there, although Lydia did have zombie seemed fame wedding service. So there were it could could fit in. We just didn't think, you know, existing him in shipping him to the wedding should do. But but but the interesting thing about that was. Lydia herb, and we didn't know each other at the time. But her dad died a month after mine and her dad died of a slow horrible cancer that took his life over eight years. And my dad died very, suddenly so our first date was all dead, dad talk, and it was so refreshing to be able to connect with someone on a very real level. And now like so like. I like, you know, like. It was it was such a real conversation and something that we bonded on very early on. Because we both had different sides of this vary. You know, the shared experience and again back to the role of comedy. What does it do for you up? There. Did you always know you ought to do comedy? Always. I always knew I wanted to do it. I mean, my parents noticed you know, like because I was born in seventy one so SNL started. I was very young. But my parents saw that I that I just was transfixed and they noticed right away that I became obsessed with Steve Martin. And so my parents being the cool parents they were started like, well, he likes his stuff. So they started giving me Steve Martin records. They let me watch Richard Pryor like they had no content restrictions really as far as comedy went. And so they fed it and my dad had a VHS player very early on. So he would record all the comedy specials and just a little bit appointive. Our? Let's get a little bit schematics just a little bit of red shoe diaries. But back to prior any thoughts on him through the retrospect to scope looking back at prior. Well, one of the things that was so incredible. I mean, there are so many things that were so incredible about him. But especially when you kind of look at what the eighties comedy, boom became which comedy. Boom. I really was from like seventy four to like ninety two there were eighteen years of like comedies king. And there were a million comedy shows on in the eighties. But they all started kind of bread. Because people were getting famous off of tonight one tonight show set. So it was like people had sort of their quick identity jokey jokes, whatever there are a lot of great comics. And prior the magic of prior was that in the seventies. He was so autobiographical, and he talked about things you're coming out of the sixties where everything's still squeaky clean, your sort of coming out of the the Dick Van Dyke era, the bewitched era, the I love Lucy era. And so here's Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor, you of Norman Lear you have Saturday Night Live, and it's almost this like punk rock movement in comedy where it's like we're talking about real shit. And we're and Richard Pryor. He talked about his drug addiction. He talked about his heart attack. Tired about catching on fire. I challenge anybody to go. Listen to the not just his his set. But go listen to his stories. Yeah. And the characters to Luminol and stuff, and I'm gonna tell you something that's not just comedy. It's poetry. It's it is poetry poetry. It is as Brel Avante and powerful any moment. You listen to it as when it was when he first so you look at all the super comics of the seventies. And you see like Carlin was really kind of the society's critic and Steve Martin who. I like he was he was my number one. His comedy was all about satire of comedy. Yeah. But it worked on two levels because if you didn't get that he was satirizing Vegas comic. They were still dopey funny bits, and he wrote bits that were funny, and you couldn't always necessarily explain why. But you were laughing and I got to see him perform live when I was a kid. And so if you're born standing sending up I listen to the audio version because he reads, so when he's talking about the bit he does them again. And it's phenomenal yet. It's absolutely phenomenal. I went to that theater at Knott's berry farm where he performed for many years. Oh, yeah. Right around the time. He was there. I wonder if I saw him it's you might have my high school high school or something, and I remember going there, and I remember watching the melodramas that he talks about it. And it's it's. Very possible. But I also think from the standpoint of the comic, I think there's therapy and processing and defense mechanism from the standpoint of the audience comedy show is I just I describe it as a flash community. You are basically setting up a community in an hour, hour and a half and and all coming together. Just for that moment. Okay. So that's interesting. That's something. I've not heard somebody say, but I think is right. Which is you're creating connections with yourself and the audience and amongst the audience, right? That's right. It's like you become this flowing see of people that are connected. That's right. And my question to you is though when you were depressed, and whatever was going on there. What was what was missing? What was the problem? You mean like when I was still drinking and stuff. This sorta hit a bottom somewhere in was that. I don't know. It's just the thing that can be. So as you know, Qripoli insidious about addiction is that. It's so progressive that it just happens before you even realize because you start doing it when you're young. It's like, oh, it's fun. It's fun fun, fun, fun fun and a certain point shifts to oh, this isn't just fun. You need to do this to survive. And you've set it up that way. And I don't know when that shift happened. I mean, I know that I was like the majority of my drinking. I mean, I drank a lot, but I did happen to be in New York during nine eleven, and I kind of got stuck there or I was supposed to go back and forth. I was doing this ridiculous dating show called shipmates, and I was supposed to fly back and forth in New York every other week to to shoot the host wraps. So I was on a plane at like an American Airlines flight at JFK, and the pilot came we hadn't taken off in the came out. And he said, I don't know how to say this but two planes flew into the World Trade Center and people even have a frame of reference. I remember confused and I remember turning and looking at the win. Oh and seeing the billows of smoke and that whole day was I mean like for everyone. And I mean, obviously, I don't need to. I don't think I need to set up how horrible, but what it meant was that I didn't travel back and forth to L A every other week. So I basically just stayed in New York, and I was so you know, I felt so displaced I didn't really know anyone there. And so the thing that I had was that. I just drank a lot because it, you know. You know, you're only drinking, you're controlling your your your your feelings. And so that for me, I only know what really took off like the two thousand one hundred. Here's my thing on you. I know you to be an extremely kind person and worried about everybody else harsh on yourself. Of course, of course. I'm a magic Bing that something was going on what you're beating yourself up on that about that time. Listen, I'm sure that like if we're really digging back there. I'm sure they're things like, you know, when you see your parents argue a lot and you can't help and you Neil's like kids so shame. And we don't have the our brains aren't form to be processed those big adult when you leave those things with shame. Shame. And we also because we moved a lot. I was usually the new kid at school. So I was always trying to fit in or the funny came into the kids funny. Absolutely. And also because I got bullied a lot as a little kid. I was into the early eighties. I was into dungeons and dragons and computers and video games. And things that it wasn't like it is now enter the you converted that into that was a central part of your career. Well, that's right. And that's when my career changed is when I stopped chasing. What I thought other people in the business one and me to be trying to fit in other jobs, and I'm not even going to addition for this other kind of stuff, I only like these. Things and I'm only going to pursue these things because they make me happy because we spend so much of our lives chasing things that we think will make us happy instead of just being happy or doing things that just made you happy or or the idea of make as opposed to just being and it's gonna be that the being the nerd is. What got you bullied, and then made you successful, which is which is kind of nice payback. When I was a kid. So yes, so having gone through that having, you know, getting stuffed in a trash can because I was on my way to chess club and getting kicked around. I was very small cage. I had to do with the grades that were younger than that. Like that kind of thing. So, you know, so I'm sure there's a lot of defense mechanism because the comedy everybody. I have to tell you. I'm so thankful that I grew up that way because it to me I think forced me to be introspective at a young age. And I think kids were very popular young age don't ever learn to go beyond their selves that way. And so they like it's crazy though. Although a lot of people that had harsh childhoods use comedy a little like a sword. Corolla doing that. I think ralphie may kind of did that or sure did you ever use it as a? I don't think you do though you don't ever I don't ever hear you using don't like to attack like I and times, of course, every comic kind of goes through a little bit of that phase. But sometimes it's the word killing I go out and I killed right? I sometimes I think that for some comedians. There's like a real aggressive. He's definitely a sled. Dragon slaying. Exactly. But I remember like when I was doing Chelsea lately all the time at a certain point. I started feel really bad because I was just talking shit about people that I didn't really know. I know that's not you and Whitney Cummings damning some amazing advice where I said, I feel so guilty. And she goes, you know, what when I feel that way. I just put the joke on myself. And I was like, you're brilliant. Of course, I should be putting the joke on myself not on other people. And so I don't I don't like to use humor to make other people feel so I just it's just not me. There's nothing about you. But I definitely think that with comedy there's some like look at me. Gimme attention. If I get attention. I'll get Dacian if I validate I'm worth something. If I get, you know, and so it it's sort of learning to do comedy because it's bit learning to do anything because it's fun, and because you choose to not because you need to and that's very subtle. But I think profound distinction therapy kick them that's where they're here. I'm going to undo it right now. Those years of therapy. Oh my gosh. You undo it. And I love our studio here, we either go from icebox where afterward parka Lou an oven where I'm literally drink drenched in sweat. It's awesome. Do we need to turn on the AC, please? Yeah. We could do that begging. You should just be shivering and then back to work. Okay. Should I continue or to the? That's how easy it is turn on the all right? Well, we'll we'll know if the Turkey pops up right here, but turkeys done right there you go. So here we go a coupla couple piece of business. New t-shirt shirt available on merchant method dot com slash Tomsic. Gurel merchant method method dot com slash Tom Sawyer. And no don't show it to me don't show it to me because. That's your sound advice. Because I figured if I saw it I would not be prone to promote it. And now lo and behold, that's the thing. You said I have an antler. Yeah. I mean, it's it's good advice. Like, you should not prolapse. You're in it. You just shouldn't. No, he's not a good idea. I think I think my co is not something you should wish to can. I ask you a question about that. Because I had a bit of my act where like 'cause I talked to people a lot in my set. I it just more fun for me. Like, you know, thirty thirty percent of my said is just ripping with the audience and. There's almost always a nurse in the audience. Yes. And so I always ask the question. What's the weirdest thing ever pulled a someone's? But you're 'cause 'cause they always have such a casual answer to it because them, and I think nurses deserve so much respect for what they do. You know, they they do the jobs to keep people alive that no one else would do and they get literally crapped on for it, and they get very little return. So I always I always want to celebrate them. Because of what they have two hundred percent at a show the other night in Portland a woman said, well, it wasn't an anus. But someone put a battery sized dildo in their Eureka. I could not understand. I mean, I could I think she means AA battery a AA battery. Yeah. But I don't think she means a D not a nine volt. Although they're not as in the Chris you're onto something here. Okay. Gentlemen. I wanted to show pictures, and what you gonna get on your internet and look up sounding sounding devices. And then show Chris what a sounding is. And there are people that do sounding. So what I don't understand nor will I ever, and I'm thankful that I don't, but what could possibly be the joy behind putting something in your wreath. Or this is what they do. They put these things inside their ether. There's all graduated devices. There's whole like sounding equipment and things for why put sexual deviant sound. But I don't understand why this year your show. Search history must be on some list. It's not my search this as those guys in the bell getting there. But but. There you person do that you go. There it is there. It is. No, no. No, no. What are you doing was the second picture? There was the one. Yeah. I saw it. I saw it. Okay. I mean, my stepfather explained having to get a Cisco once and he said, it was the most excruciating. There it is there it is. And that's what they used to use rigid. Cisco like that. Now, they have flexible. It's so pacman, but they masturbate and stuff with that thing down there. You re throw. Thanks. You can't show. That's a medical Gooding good. I'm fine with good old fashion. The producers whole stretching their judgmental. They're judging people sexual proclivities. Just so much extra work for us in post. Now, we have the blur so much. I know, but but it just like the picture that. I just saw looked like a baby pterodactyl being fed. I don't need. That's why would like I can't imagine what the pleasure with eating feeding. A pelican why why why would why would that be John because it it? I don't know. But, but I guess stimulates Retha and the prostate, and I guess look to me if you need that to stimulate yourself. I would look into it. That's all I'm saying. Other stuff that we saw that could possibly stimulate some other. Well, that would be me he made during a sound. And they're like by that picture is because it would qualify me. Hang on not that picture that picture would qualify me for Tom saga as a cool guy. If you if that were real HAMAs? There was a cool guy that was one of the many cool guys that he's getting contact with out there in the world. The only thing I can't forgiving that picture is the blanket hanging on the wall in the background that tapestry does not go with that room. That's not look at that come on. What do you what do you in the southwest? Now. I know that you guys Photoshop all this and you're complaining about having to X off the edges of a penis. This is a work of art. Okay. All right. Well, send us the sounding pictures. So the producers can put up the pictures without having to blur out. Too much spend the time learning things out. And now we have a quick message from our sponsor of in Sarajevo. I am so delighted that these guys are supporting a doctor drifter dark and your mom's house. I am actually blown away by this product. It's it's a watch. They are it's such. I don't know how to say this. I talk about things like this. But when they asked me to take a look at their product. I was like all right. I'll take a look at the watch and really wear watches. I was absolutely blown away. In fact, my son's like watches, and I literally have to promise them that they could use my watch Sarah watch because they loved it so much. It's just amazing. 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Chris this is called an I don't see this before. And I have no idea. What's coming? This is called pony play girl. We'll give you a little bit of setup oath do. So this. A little bit like from the from the red band when we looked into pup play. Yes. Where they were trying to hide their sexuality between all that stuff. This takes a slightly different angle that we would love your insight on God. All and I'm addicted to pony play. Oh, this stuff makes me destroys me. Crazy play allows me to indulge in the pretend play that all of us came to know and love is at child, and that's kind of taboos adult. So so far so good. This is all pretty nor do do you have a male that does this doesn't bother me at all. Not yet. It gets very weird. I know. But this isn't hurting anybody just okay. I know, but, but is there when men do this kind of stuff it goes sideways? So do you have any males that do the pony play thing? We're going to see males in this video. We're not gonna see males in this one. But I mean, I don't want give away. Okay. Keep going keep going. So Nicole has recently decided to become more open about addiction to her. First step is tell the car now. Thou. Vows got the heart attack. Hey, Val, Val, Val. I'll just choked on her as t look into it. Val. Does not seem. Vow has made a micro judgment. Micro, aggression aggression. Her body language does not seem open to what's about to happen. I good. All right. When Nicole came around the corner, I was thinking holy cow boy horse. I thought it looked pretty ridiculous in I'm enduro play. This is basically just the next up near balloon for me. Wow. The say, I'm I'm relationship with her aunt I have to say, I'm proud of Nicole. It's not easy to do that. And I would argue it's not off furry. Close. Yeah. Same thing. So I'm not yet in I'm gonna tell you because I know where this goes were men do it. I know this can go, and I'll tell you after we see where she takes. Okay. Ehler the this is kind of what I do. And it's part of my life. It's like looking at the joker. On. I'm actually engaging in it. I wear a bit as well. Real stainless steels that are designed this you need a partner for this. I probably will need your help a little bit getting this on. Saying this, but I'm going to have to move. I mean valves kind of looks like the sounding device. I must I think ballots handling this very well. Yes, I would blame the TV cameras for that torture chamber. So now, what a different gauge. Hi. Let's go again. I mean, I have to say again coming from a background of going to like conventions cons for so many years. I just see a lot of Qasr play doesn't. Yeah. Doesn't register weird to me. It's like, oh, well people like the dress up. But here's the question. Which is why does she need to let her know what you know, what gets her off? I mean, this is something that I feel like is this she tell her that. Well, I mean, I feel like that's kind of. But don't you think everyone has an inherent need to be accepted? Like everyone wants to be accepted for what they're into. And what they do. I think it's very it makes like nothing to me seems weird. This makes a lot of sense that she would wanna tell her aunt. So she doesn't have to hide it. But I I need to fortunately this TLC show, and we need to we need a more YM h sort of version where we find out what she really is doing sheep play clips again. No, no, no. I'm just telling you she's up to something this this is the this is the superficial gloss of what she's doing. There's a weird sexual fetish. Behind this and tell you what where I came pastas. We were we were in love line interviewing some dominatrix is. And they go they go down the street here, we have this place, and we have a paddock and I'm like patted, you say that doesn't sound stable everybody, and they go. Yes, we have a paddock with Cinderella's coach that men get set up to like this. They put but plugs in when the tail coming out, and they pull Cinderella's castle Cinderella's, whatever with the main and the thing on the head and all the stuff that you're saying here and the guys get off on that. And the Lumine sit up on this interrail is pumpkin carriage and whip him while she well, he's doing his thing. You know, it just it takes all types. And I don't I cannot judge Hardwick and judge well in that case again, it's like they're they're all do. Doing the same stuff. I don't I still don't. I mean. Listen, I am not judging. I'm not saying, it's bad. I'm just saying. Thing that that if you are the CEO of a company and in your free time, you pull Cinderella's carriage. I'd look into it woodland cognitive behavioral therapy. I would if it were me, and I had those proclivities questions about it questions. How does all like to long's hurt? Anybody? I don't. We do not we do not sit in judgement. We're just saying when you're a cool guy, you might want to look into it just just just saying just just in case or let's move on to progressive outlook from from both of you. This is this is a very well. My my thing, I don't judge people. I just react to them. And then I try to understand them. That's all she did not induce any. Shame in me because she didn't tell us what really is going on here. I don't really wanna know. So this is now this is Tom Christina's pet peeves right now we have a couple of talking points lined up from episode four eighty five from your mom sells. All right. And these are people that Tom and Christina thinks should be put. Oh, I didn't know they went so far they have very Lucas data. We discover was a psychopath. Right. We did discover that during my interview with her she doesn't understand feelings. Really? She doesn't understand feelings. And that is the get the clip it's it's the clip available. She would you know that would sort of make her she. See people crying and movies. I don't understand why they have emotions those are funny, except it isn't go ahead. Let's see what she she may really want to kill somebody. That's what I'm saying. It'd be very careful here. And also I fuck in hate when you're sitting on the airplane, and then the guy next to you has shaky leg grab someone's shut up. I've dreamt of doing that grub someone's like, I've dreamt and stranger. Yeah. It was it was the seat behind me. He was doing his tap tap tap. And he then he started to pick it up. He was clearly run through song and his head, and I just reached around in grad. God. What did he did? He goes. I'm sorry. Oh my God. So that's the first scenario who's the psycho. And that's it. You might have peeve. Guys at assault of the people in the seats behind them. Oh peppy. I don't I mean like Thomson or grabbing somebody's legs lucky. Didn't get arrested wouldn't bother me if someone was Shane leg. But if they were banging the seat, and that would drive me crazy. I did that wants to somebody, and I feel guilty this year there was twenty years ago, and I still feel guilty about it. Do you need to talk? I always on. I was on a flight to England and a crappy crepe seat, and I put my knees up on the guy in front of me. And I didn't realize it was pushing through. I was having a good time like trying to get my back straight and pushing these for the flight was nine hours seven hours. I was doing that. And finally, he was like spoke up. I'm like, oh my God. I feel so the fuck might doing what you do. Listen, listen. So what's up with Christina? Somebody's not allowed to be anxious might my legs are moving right now anxious caffeine, my legs move. I like that. Because that's the caffeine curious about your about the caffeine. Because I I can't really I mean, I can't put anything in my body because I'm so hypersensitive to anything. That I can only have just a smidge of caffeine in the morning, but around the year two thousand one two thousand two I was having a horrible panic attacks. And I notice that I was getting them after I would have a Cup of coffee, and it seems so obvious now, but I Google Google like caffeine caused panic attacks, and it's like a million just came up. So I think substances are more Volve with panic than we realize cannabis CBD alcohol. Caffeine all trigger panic and panic is a funny thing once once he sort of learned thing once it happens. It's on you can't close that you can't undo that. I have a weird theory about about addiction, which I'm not not that I'm saying that I think that it is essential being but word essentially being it's sort of reminds me of you. You know, there's there's sort of that parasite that takes over a like a slug or a snail and it kinda swells up its head. And then it attracts a bird and the bird eats it and the bird shits out the thing, and then more parasite spread I almost feel like one of the things that addiction will do. To get your brain to find things to be anxious about so that you will medicate that your addiction one, HUD, ride force you. Yes. And you're in diction. Here's what your diction does. We'll use anything to get you to keep using. That's right. And negatively negative thinking reacting negatively, the people exiled sleeplessness all great reasons to us happiness celebration, also Gregory's, it's almost it's almost like, well, you know, what it is. It's about not for me. I realized it was about not wanting to have responsibility for any emotion. Good or bad, but it responsibility or just have them have them like own them half deal with them with them. Right. And I think like your brain is sort of a radar screen. The addictive brain is like a radar screen, and you can have a perfectly fine interaction with someone and you go home, and then your brain's going. You go, wait a minute. I said this one thing do you think they took it this way? Oh my God. If they take it this way, then that means this. And this means this. Oh my God. And it just like your brain keeps finding more and more things to send you into the panic. And the thing about the that disease. It uses it enlist other people in it. Right. Right. So when I'm treating alcoholic addict. I oh, that'd be very very careful because I'll get involved with. Yeah. But your mom, she was was terrible. The was that trauma awful, and I'll walk out and Bob Forrest. And I worked with the hand the glasses. I'll tell him God. God, I just talked to Chris we had this great experience about his dad and the loss and the unresolved grief and Bob ago. Yeah. Yeah. He wants to get high. He sees that you could prescribe to prescribe you went to get high. That's it. This is oh gosh. It to always remember it's always about the drugs always on that. What is that that the brain does like why do we test because because think about it this way that the motivation, it's broken motivation? It's your survival SIS. Adam tweak. So it's pointing in the wrong direction. And it's using everything your brain has to satisfy right into everything your brain has falls victim to this very low primitive motivation. But why would your body want to put you into a state? It's a distress disorder. That's why that's why it's so interesting is very interesting. Sorry, interesting. What else they got pet? Peaceforce got. Here comes the clip. I mean, the only thing worse than a foot tapping leg shaker. Yeah. I hate it. I feel I see hold on. I feel like there's almost nothing. Tom could say and Christina's not going to see that guy. All right. Hate them. I don't mind public whistling so much. But but I do have a pet peeve with. I was sitting on a plane. And there was a dude just talking on a speakerphone. And when he was done tug on speakerphone. He just turned his I tunes on with no headphones. Now granted maybe he lost his headphones. Yeah. But still to the point where you're inflicting your stuff on other people. Dress me crazy now hang on. I'm taking actually taking a picture of the screen. You got every screen shot Christina pick. Because this is what you need to watch out for. If you didn't think she was a psychopath before everybody. Dreaming. That's just an unfortunate that make us face. Pause face me out of this pause face. This is psycho paths face, right? Is there? Anything anything else? All right. What else they got? What else they not like those are the whistlers? Yeah. There other things. I'm sure type of people that annoy them it just astounds me. How people behave in public. You're me about it reminded me so much of that time, we're at the movies. There's a guy sitting right behind me and the for the duration of ninety minute film. He had a toothpick in his mouth, and he would go. Oh. Oh my God. That would be infuriating. Oh my God. Like on a more second cycle. Yeah. I like the way Tom accumulates like a list of people that he hates. We'll come out accumulates a lot of people. It's just what I'm saying public. It's generally he finds people find something and everybody and yet that is irritating. Horrible people. He calls cool people. This is justified in their hatred towards these people. I think all of his justified, I think all of us justified. But I think that there's no end to this list when it comes to those to who knows where this will stop. That's the end of this list for for now. Anything for us any weird peeves, we have well, I like sometime I well, there's there's one, but I don't entirely blame the people for it. But like if I'm having if I'm having lunch somewhere like there's this place. I go for breakfast a lot and the seating is like there's this long bench. That's all like one long bench up against the wall. And sometimes so whatever people are doing on the other side of the bench, you can feel and sometimes someone coming in and they have a kid who's like five or six years. Yeah. And the kids just like doing this with their foot against the thing. And it's shakes the whole thing. And you and the parents seems completely oblivious. And it's almost like do not care or do you just not notice it given a kids yet, but we will going you're gonna under. Stand that they kids so overwhelm your systems. Right. That you stop picking up things you I don't blame the parents. I just feel like I always think like, well, you're overwhelmed. I mean, they would happily stop if they were aware of it to screen it out. They have to otherwise they've just be too many things they would notice like their survival. Pet peeves for me. Gotta have so many. I most of my things are, you know, people. What I would one thing that drives me crazy is when people go, I'm so. Go sweaty pits. So concerned about my son. I'm so concerned about I'll do anything anything. I'll do anything. And I give them some specific action. Go. Yeah. Okay. Well, now, what do I need to go? I'm telling you this just told you what else? What else can I do? The one thing you said, you do anything and the one thing I tell you to do that will make a difference. You don't do tells me everything you need to know. That is pretty I mean in general for me, it's sort of like what they were saying, it's just it's people who are kind of force other people to deal with them in public in a non aware, very selfish way, you know, a lots of things like that out there Christine. Christina will hunt them down and look at them with that face. And God knows what might happen. And now time for a little word from another sponsor of ours. That's Bonsor is calm in do. 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This is on this certain diet is on I guess as of last month. My armpits been extremely sweaty. Without doing anything to sit there and feel the sweat dripping down, my sides, and of soaked t shirts, of course, I know the difference between antiperspirant deodorant, and I've tried them both in the clinical strength stuff. And nothing has helped that sucks. I've heard several remedies including Bo talks under underarms that does work. I don't know about all that. But there's some real ideas behind that just regular I try not to sweat, some interesting. If he told you I feel like it's like a keto diet or something I think, you're right. But this is why this emails being read because he signs off as piss on me. Beat me. Ding, ding, ding. I know you guys I know how you were. Oh, he really did sign it that we will be a joke. All I know. That's a reference to your mom's. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Four hundred twenty. You will see the piss on me and beat me guy. Okay. Got it. Can I review that video at some point? Yeah. We'll we'll we'll get it prepped over for one of these episodes. Thank you from Minnesota. So there are talks does some work. That's more for the four hundred there. Also are these steroid ganglion blocks, these kinds they go in and clip the sympathetic ganglion here, particularly prevent you from sweating though, like his your buddies. But not excessively controversial Behan sweating is the most troubling thing. They can't pick up piece of paper. Right. Right. Right. And that those the still ganglion blocks work really really well for that. Actually, I think they do it alone. The the died stuff. I'd ask you something before. And you said ask me on the show because the fun thing about scientists. It's never ending process of discovery. And so they might say sings bad for you in the next year. They might say it's not. Bad for you. And then spent now I was just reading there's a whole new study on on eggs. Right. I f whites every morning, I also have high cholesterol. And so it said, obviously, imagine that's with the yoke. However, you said you had some thoughts on that case about shows that if you more than three eggs a week or something you die young, right? It was something crazy like that. I can tell you. There's something wrong with that study. Now, here's the thing about science. There is no such thing as truth and science. It does not exist. There is attempts to make an approximation of truth by disproving previous studies. We're constantly disproving. That's the project is disapproving previous sort of disprove that. It's bad to prolapse anus right at someday it will be good depart labs arenas Joan. Certainly dry. Don't. Sounding might be good to someday. But but you so it's a disapproving process. So for media outlets to to run headlines because one study showed something that is beyond. It's almost like you're saying that the internet is based on click Beatty headlines to get traffic article on actually Reno research, and I don't blame that the internet on that what I blame is these news outlets that that do the same thing. It should not. There's no I remember when I was a resident he would stand in the patient's rooms and here the morning television shows going and they'd run some medical store. I'm like, I can't believe they're running that that is just a recent publication that may or may not turn up. But you're also talking about people who are not medical professionals who are just grabbing this is why they should not run these things until they become axioms and standards and standards of care standard practices, and even then there's a probability, we'll disprove these things. How it works? Okay. So the egg thing I'm going to say is completely bogus avoiding jobs, if you have high cholesterol, of course, sure try. Bring down but eg White's best approaching you can possibly come. I love it. So I'm there's something wrong with that study does that. Now, someone's got to do another study to figure out what is that? What are we actually come up with what was flawed about that study? Speaking of flawed, stretching your dung loving the show so far keep up the good work, stretching it before a workout or after a run. We'll see. Okay. I had a question about natural Pena's enlargement. I'm twenty eight years old. Would you about that big billionaire the died on the table getting and large? No. Yeah. Happened recently. What is in Europe? I don't remember. I saw it as a headline that seemed to try to put like a stack gold coins in it. Typically, they do the they do this thing where they cut the break, the suspensory ligament, and they pull it for you exit there where waits on your trauma in this episode. They pulled down the skin of the penis. And then then then they then they carve the so in could advertise you, and then they pull up the skin against you get blink anger. Oh my God. So there's like dead person penis in my payments is fairly ever size roughly five and effigies. I've seen videos and done research about Pena's large meant that doesn't have anything new with consuming pills. But I found is that a series of somewhat gentle stretches over series of several month peanuts grow grow camp. Never time consistent grabbing the base of your placid with one hand. This is called a name. I forget what it's called. Someone's gotta look at Pena's growth grabbing polling pressure running up to the tip for about seven six at a time repeating it about twenty times, it's not called taffy. Ing. Essentially, pull this turn your piece of taffy. That's exactly it should be called taffy. Ing thank you could ever tissue into my Pena's. Is it gonna wanna eat brains all the time? Here's the thing. Are you going to fell? You don't be have a unit other Walking Dead thing. Coming locking don't. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Don't don't have me on that goes where it will go. Let's see exercise stretching. What's what does it say? The name names Calder? It's like fell ching, or something's gotta crazy name like that. I think there's a consumption element in felt ching. If my grade school now, I know it's areas. No, no, no, no Perrone is the curvature. You do not treat this gel king. That's what it's called shell cking. Joking. Zia told you flip the expert just told vacuum that sounds like something like Dr shoal product. None of this stuff really works. I mean, maybe you get a quarter inch or something. But think about it what you want to enlarge our the cavernous bodies inside the penis, not the soft tissue around the cavernous bodies. And those things can't really be enlarged. I mean, maybe a little stretch on them. That's peanuts says these these these two spongy someone's gonna freeze frame and Photoshop the shit out of what you were just doing it. Yeah. Exactly. Spongy device ammo drew are. They trust me that you making a face put a picture. But if you're if you're double fist in front of your mouth. What are you going to happen goes do not double anal? But where was I these things don't enlarge really the cavernous bodies. And. You can maybe stretch them a little bit. But you're not really going to decide. Gonna the surgery is dangerous. Like, yeah. The there there are people. Did you see the documentary about John wing? No, the guy that got his penis cut off his wife. John baba, John Jay, Johnny, Bob. No. I didn't see the really good documentary about the wife and really what she's doing. Now. It's called the Rena. I think Bob, and he I didn't realize how to peanuts and large years after his penis got reattached, oh that got botched and that Dr city did fifteen hundred of them or something lost his lights. So God that guy just had a rough go with some. We did a show discovery healthier is gone. I scrubbed in on one of those enlargement procedures just to see what he was doing. Learn to use what you got. It's all I'm saying, it doesn't sound it doesn't sound awesome. It is not awesome. Not awesome. Dating. A formerly dead. Fetus, I'm not even sure how to wrap my brain around that year, the one that does Walking Dead. I'm a thirty year old woman. I really got serious with a great guy fell for fast. He's incredibly sweet and phenomenal embed a few conversations about emotions politics relationships. And other started feel something wasn't quite common is rational thought patterns did make sense to me and Franken got annoyed his inability to think critically. He shared with me about five months dating that he was born dead and resuscitate at birth. What? While it's miracle. He's with us, and he's a lovely human. I feel like he's disabled. I've tried to give him a little guidance in some ways, it will never bring up the auction deprivation, and he's incredibly resistant. I feel like he's capped or like he's reached capacity are like this guy wish it could go somewhere. Can you please way in? He wants to be together. I think we are amazing. But I still feel. Infused. Okay. So that headline I think we have to admit it's a little click Beatty because that's not where I thought that was going. I was just I was prepared for a woman with a prune in jar. And I I was I'm pre- horrified. And it just sounds like this doesn't sound like what I thought that was going to be so it's traumatic earth. Yes. And it's some sort of brain injuries, something it may or may not have something to do with what she's complaining about. I he's imagine. He's in his thirties as well. I if I were him I would wanna be tested, my shirt off having it test and see what if there are in disabilities and realize there are lots of treatments for these things. Lots and lots and line. Also, maybe no refer to him as a formerly dead. Fetus, that might not be helping the relationship. I'm just saying I don't know that he would like that. That's but yeah, I guess you would just have to. Yeah, you're right. He did say she can talk to about or can't talk to he puts it off. He does he's dismissive. You can't make guy and he's guy, but he feels disabled. So I want to know what the disability was and see what we can do about it. And you got to define it first. And when you have things like this you have to do what's called neuro psych testing. It's a two day testing process a little bit expensive insurance should pay for it. If you have a high suspicion something's there and get that done, even they do an abbreviated version of it. You might get a sense of what is going on there to voice messages. Oh, boy, we cool people. Chris come some can't we boy. Hello. Dr drew longtime listener of mommy's. Listen, I've got a weird problem. My wife, and I we've been together eleven years anytime, we have sex, and I've consumed alcoholic beverages prior to sex when I for lack of a better term come. I get burning in my Eureka and my penis. I usually have to sit down on the toilet and p and p p it feels like a bladder infection. I'm not sure what's happening. Maybe you can explain that. And if you have any remedies I'd love to hear them. Okay. I like lack of a better term lack of a better for lack of a better term. Here's the exact term. Jack, later, whatever. So here's the alcohol is an irritant to the urea thrill track your general track irritates pick the farmer right beard, especially this guy. Sounds like a beer, dude. So imagine these of beer, and it's irritating and after sexual activity, that's also irritating. So you're just you're just adding up to one Aaron towed. It's feels like he has a bladder infection is does is the prostate involved in that kind of can be but released the Aretha is of sorts. I hope he's not sounding maybe that would open up or maybe that would explain why things hurt that could explain that too. Because I don't know how you can sound without giving your mama, and my dick I forgot to mention should. I not have that in there. I just wasn't. That's what I love about doing. Love lovely. Broke them. I was so happy because I had my hands over my face all show. Show. Oh, I forgot to mention. Okay. If I put a funnel. Oh, my Dickel, and I pour hot sauce on there. That's not good. Right. It was going to mention that. But I didn't know if it was relevant things people don't know that like the things that are always relevant things that they don't know if they're relevant NBC to the more. You know, the more, you know, you were asking about love line. You're saying you're saying the thing that is what I just said where people the thing that they always ask if is relevant is usually the most rela messing, of course, or they're to take them to Tyler different path. Right. Our C one more voice message, and then wrap this thing. Here we go good. Here comes. Hi, Dr drew. My name's Dakota point four years old. I was wondering if ever common or dealt males have what dreams thanks, of course, of course, as we used to say on level. I'm back in the day. If the fluid is not removed by you or sexual activity. God will remove it at night. Thank you, make sure it leaves your body's natural. That's how your body works. I mean, the seminal vesicles fill up, and they must man with a greybeard and robes who puts on a glove made of clouds, and whatever he has to do. He gets the job done nature. Whatever nature will do that for you, ever nature. We'll you don't like go to the process nature. We'll do it for you. Chris is such a privilege to. This is great. I'm so glad you're doing the show. And if this feels really good it's just feel like feel like the old days, man. It's a little of line ask, and it's sort of a reboot and sort of a new way of doing it. So it's also helpful for people. And I just I appreciate what you do. I really do. Well, and it's. Something. That's you kind of feel like we don't need to do this anymore because the internet, but Loma whole we do a lot about information out there, and you can't especially anxious people do not self diagnose via the internet. A worse thing you can do. And so, but also I do think it's important to talk about these things in normal is unless people feel okay, let them feel comfortable that they can get help and therapy or or seek medical attention. And pulling the Cinderella's again, all these things are important to thank you for bringing it up. Chris what do you call? It walking Dong- logging dogging coming soon to literally. Yeah. Literally what else you got going on? 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Claire Titleman - Ep. 12

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Claire Titleman - Ep. 12

"Hey, everybody today's episode of doctor who after is brought to you by encierro and stamps dot com. But we're going to get to that a bit later now the show. Dr drew, and this is Dr drew after dark these be buys the duck through after dark maker named sexually oriented content and be unsuitable for young children. And welcome to another episode of Dutch after dark again, we love the emails. Keep them coming her, buddy. Doctor dark G mail dot com. Biard dairy w after dark at G mail, and the voice messages which have run from the sublime to the ridiculous eight one eight two five three one six nine three keep coming with those as well. We appreciate it very much is my privilege to welcome friend comedian Claire title. Hi, how are you? Everything you're out there. You're doing stand up your writing. So we started doing this thing I told him clarion here because she has a good story. Do you mind telling that story again? He'll gosh. Okay. Okay. Are you know, I know it, but oh this or the story of your life of crime? Oh, no. When I was arrested. Yes. Yes. Because you did you guys. I mean, you took one look into that. That's a criminal a criminal is that what you guys figured? Yes. Yeah. Typecast? So let's let's start with where you grew up. You grew up. I grew up in Northampton Massachusetts western mass right now, Boston nine four miles hour college. Damage colleague, of course. Yeah. Ivy league. No big deal. But Northampton, you you. So you grew up there in like the eighties. Yup. Yeah. And the seventies. It was like urban blight Northampton. Oh, it was really bad there. Yeah. It just sort of came to life in the eighties again. So boring. So it was nice. Thank Claremont, welcome. Claire and your family would they do? They're psychologists all of them are psychologists. Yeah. Psychiatrist? Well, I guess just. Yeah. My dad's the psychologist moments they college my ex stepfather's psychiatrist, my stepmother's, a social worker psychiatrists all my previous one was a moment is a kind of reading a show about doom for a career in comedy. Yeah. Exactly. They set me up for success. What did you leave Northampton? I well, I went to college. You know, Bard college are excellent school. Excellent and other liberal arts school yet liberal arts. Yeah. And then I went to the went to Los Angeles. Crazy. Yeah. Too early apparently. I would have been better off shoplifting in my hometown. Probably earlier in life is a grown-up. But I moved to south Pasadena. Oh, yeah. I moved to south. So your first place you lived. No, I well. Yeah. I lived in south Pasadena breaks live with my friend G Jay's JJ as a movie to movies has a two movies. Yeah. She likes to lot. Yeah. I lived with him. And then movie haunts me. Oh, really? Did you see the studio or does? Does he really? He really. That one Franken Cindy city. Yeah, they're pretty terrific. Yeah. And his his documentary was Franken Cindy too. Yeah. Yeah. And I recommend you go. See Franken said he's probably on Amazon both you can watch them. Both online watch the documentary. I. Yeah. Shall we sort of sketch that a little bit? Well, gee, J actor and camp who is a terrific filmmaker Sam friend he is. So he grew up in south Pasadena with his mother and father name, Franken Cindy, and their friend. Cindy right there. Yeah. I don't want my favorite part of the whole thing is when they show him almost wanna play the the first part of the film where where his dad is in that boy band, and he goes, my mom thought it'd be a great idea if she married this guy. Yeah. He's a one hit wonder and that he spent the rest of his life drinking and making music in his basement eating into coke Kim. It's unique to watch the video the documentary anyway, so you ended up that household enter that household, and we we lived there until we were ready to goner ways and ios chaotic household. Was that reminiscent of helm? There's probably some crossovers for sure. Certainly a familiar feeling. I felt it at home. Yeah. DJ dire little bit like siblings in a way. But he. Yeah. And so then I went out into the world, you know? And then eventually, I guess, yeah. So venture our lives fell apart later on. And then we move back with Franken. Cindy, which was too old to live with pregnancy. He got kicked out of his girlfriend's house for like having cheated on her like years ago. She found out my life L apart car fell off a cliff and what? Yeah, I didn't know this part. Oh, yeah. My car fell off a cliff. How that happened? I, you know, the actor Jack black. I know Jack enough he knows the story. Yeah. I don't know if he knows this. Right. You might know it by now there's actually a video on online. You can see me gentlemen car. I think it's on my website, but my friend, Jeremy who is a really great director Comey director, and but then he was Jack box assistant, and I in turn he was editing. Video for me was good editor. And so I was over. Yeah. That it would be that would be it. So I was do we does do you guys? Put a video to accompany this show when we do it or just flashed up on the screen like the people at home are seeing this now. Okay. All right. Okay. Yes. Okay. So we were. That they're trying to get it out. So we were in the house, and all of a sudden we hear over like a megaphone check had just thought Jack just bought a house up on like a Mahala nd and it was like on a cliff, but he'd gone to Hawaii should movie and hadn't put up his guardrails yet. Which guardrails there it was. So anyways, all of a sudden we hear like if you have a Jeddah come out, and I was like, I don't have a Gulf. Let's keep going and Germany was like, I think we should time. And then we go outside and yet there's you know a. That's happening. Oh, God happen. That's what happened. What you could see me. See it. How did it happen to fall off the cliff? Well, what happened was okay? So it's up you're up on a cliff. But it's like a what I thought was a flat driveway and it had a little bit of a inclined. Yeah. I never never. And it was also I will say very very windy day. And so I had my car in neutral. It was stick shift, and it was neutral. I don't know without sending the break. Yeah. I don't know where dude I always did that I never like. Oh, I know usually stick shifts have those big beaver just pull right in the middle. How to leave her us never pulled it? I don't know. I don't even after this happened. Did you? Car. Cleven Matic, obviously, not idiot. Of course, make sense though. So your life fell apart? We'll back up. Yeah. And it was very slowly fell off. Over course. Like, two hours. Just great say one more thing about it. So it's like, I think it was like the owner of like the president of MGM that was like on the bought right below. And and the everyday cleared out as Glatt pretty much glass side of the house. All the trees. I don't know for you or something. No anyways. But there was one tree. I might car got stuck up in that tree or would have gone down to that house, but it broken through there. Oh my God miracle now. I mean, you could I'm lucky per your lucky for him so unlucky and also lucky you create unlock very effectively and then luck kicks in. Well, that's how you get the kick in challenge. God. Yeah. So one of those occasions was while shopping for sweaters. So. Yeah. Okay. So I was shopping for sweaters. And our why wasn't even this is what your life was shit. Right. You're living up. You know, actually, this is before this is life was good. This is the good stuff. This is. Yes, I was. I was was I was okay. So I was on my way somewhere, and I had a friend whose Thursday promenade, and I was going to drive through through Santa Monica. And she was like, why don't you stop by and say, hi, or whatever food or whatever. So I kinda actor. She goes, I'm an urban outfitters come in so sh- anyway. So we were just like gabbing at Arben outfitters. We're like looking t shirts were just like it was Friday night. We're just gabbing truck stuff on your they have like big mirrors. He no there. So you have to trust stuff on. I mean, you have to try things. I mean, they are trying to get you not to go into the dressing room. Yes. Because they have this big mirrors playing disorienting pop rock music, and it's it is their fault. It's their fault to brightly lit almost like your casino casino casino. It's a casino. They might as well pretty palm oxygen there. They pump. Exactly so glad you got. It was not my deal. And so I always so I try on a sweatshirt actually, it's very similar says not the switcher, but it's very little to now. I don't see this one. I bought with me Harvard. And I I just moved and I bought this one crying, but I can tell you about that later. Oh. Here's yeah. This is a magic unicorn sweater. But that so I didn't I put it on. And I said to her as we do I said, what do you think of what do you think? Like it. She was like, yeah. I like it. And I was like, oh, I can't decide whatever. So I was just wearing I thought we'll just keep looking and I'll think about it. And then if I want it, but the end abaya anyways forgot it was wearing and am I do there's an enormous white tat you made. It's like, you know, thing that many parole goes giant tags off your shoulder. Huge like plastic thing that they have to like the alarm actually remove you know, what I mean, it's not like so anyways. So we're jet or or gabbing it's off, and then we're like near the exit entrance, and there's like a book of these like sex books with poses were giggling, laughing reading it. And then all of a sudden she's like, I'm hungry. Let's go get sushi. So I was like oh great. And we walked it was beep, beep beep, and I. Look down. I mean wearing the sweatshirt so I go, oh my God. I'm so sorry sight unseen. And they're like, no. And there's somebody there like a security, and they're like you have to go downstairs, and I was like I love basements, but site. In LA. You never see basements. I think didn't even know where they were there. We don't have trapdoors. So I was like okay by just an accident. I I didn't. I mean, honestly, you'd have to be crazy to try to still shirt with a huge white. I mean, I think criminals are smarter than that. Are they like they have some to remove it? Then they don't pay them or something something where they pick. I don't know. But this not I mean, I'm not I didn't go to Amherst. But like I barred pretty high Q know that because I didn't learn to read at the right time. So I had to go see a therapist high. No reason why I didn't want to read, but that's a long conversation. Actually, here's a parenting tip. But don't save for later. But teacher gets re eilly I learned to read really fast when someone taught me. Yeah. So you have to teach your kids to read us or send them to school where they teach them to read. Oh, my God know what to a hippy school? I went to Smith College. Yes called. Yes. They have the experimental schools experiment. This and basically in my family to teach better aid because they're like school do or whatever they're busy arguing or whatever they're doing. And everybody else is like parents taught them how to read and so at reading time the teacher didn't wanna teach you how to read so she would tell it to my best friend. So he threw some Smith College sophomore smoking, right? One of my sex with Amherst police, and or not because there's a lot of thought interesting boys so much, and so she'd be like, go out go into the hall, and Alexa will teach you. We'll we'll teach. You will read them Siri. Yeah. I mean. Yeah. Exactly. And I should just read to me anyways. But whatever I could continue that story. But I'm just tell you this one thing, that's like a real mind. Fuck. Yes. Okay. So so then he anyways. So they were gonna hold me back. And because I learn how to read by my six year old best friend reading to me. And so I go to a child psychologist nearly she's a high here. There's no reason why shouldn't be reading. So they sent me to public school. You know, and they had like remedial, whatever. So I'd go to like during reading time ago to the we're meal eighty which of that time was like everybody who is disabled listen in one room, and so like, very very very disabled people in me, and so wasn't like an ego boost in there. I mean some ways. It was it was like, I'm killing it. But but I had this reading teacher who likes you who'd like talking how to read I learned freed immediately. So anyways. But what what happens is a reading time. She comes in and gets me. So I know how to read great. But she she's late soften late to get me. So I just circle up with everybody. And what's might turn? I read like great right ridding better than these other eight holes in the glass, like I'm like killing it reading fast Rian, clear Latin. I'm just like hold you slaying six I meant. No, I'm like two old second grade eight seven something like that. And so anyways, so, but then a clockwork the lady would come and get me I have to go with her. I remember thinking why is happening like I can read all year long. I would just go at like like a couple of years ago. I talked to my mom about it. My mom was like, oh, he knew you could read we just didn't want you. We didn't want you to stop here because we thought you were attached to her. You fucking crazy. Like, I thought I was losing my mind. Like, they like I was reading like couldn't hear me or something. Like there was something like so like in my DNA that was like not smart could read perfectly that I gotta go to medial like she can read. But there is something wrong with our. Yeah, anyways. So I read greats, of course. Sweaters on their downstairs downstairs, oh terribly frustrated experience. So I mean, I think whatever people who go to jail, and who are black and people of color almost stuff have this experience all the time, but a white privilege person does not have the experience all the time that when you tell the truth, you're not believed mostly when I tell the truth and believed, but anyway, so I don't believe you. That's okay. That's okay. That's unbelievable. Don't believe me the privilege of being white being light. Nobody goes to jail or feeding but tells you go to the basement basement, and there's pictures of all the shoplifters on the wall. There's a girl who's like sixteen or something crying because she had you know, like underwear that she had hidden in her purse, they, you know, like thongs or something, and she's crying, and they go call mother, you know, to tell her what happened to come get her, you know, and she's going to go home this little thief. Yeah. I was like, maybe call my mom. I guess like why am I going to jail? I didn't steal thing. It's an accident that girl that was not an accident. The stunks was not an accident in that purse jumping her purse he jump in her purse. I always. So I was like it's an accident. And he was like how is this an accident? I was like so I told him I was like I'm Spacey like ask any of my friend look in my purse. I told me shit going on your life that time to did you sure I did I've always had a lot of shit going. But you were starting to go to meetings things and on my way to my very first alanon, meet it interesting. Yeah. My unconscious is like you wanna he'll no not you not me. No. No. You had to like really put an obstacle in my way, but we'll talk. Thank you so much. I can get things done when I went to. I. Oh, yeah. So I was like I didn't I salute my bat as I've sand my bag. It's like you subs. I'd like things like put up a towel rack, you know, like not organized carpenter or like, I was like look at this person. This is not a person who knows she's Merck. There were no saw thong making making the case of how disorganized yours, I couldn't even carry a purse that made sense. Yeah. I'm the kind of person who would walk out wearing a sweatshirt yet. I mean, it's like pregnant people and meet you are in the same category. And you're too high off for everything for makes crazy it makes it. Makes. Yeah. Yeah. I so he was like until he was so he was he told me that I was too old to be Spacey. And I was like, but it was actually really powerful a friend told me later, he he was like he thought that that the guy was kind of onto something that like. Like, maybe this was a message to you. This is a life learning moment that like we could like push off. It's like oh Clarice Spacey or like actually the truth was that I was associated with. He was right. It wasn't that. I was Spacey. There's something really wrong. This either something really wrong with me shine dissociating. Yeah. So he thought I was lying, but the truth was there is something greater than being space. Cadet the dissociation came from. I think it just came from surly funny therapy. She's always I remember for a while. She was like pretty sexually rised. I was like, no. She's a sure was like, yeah. Like, some why are you like us? I've never wished that. I was sexually abused. So much. You know, what I mean sleep at least those guys have therapists. Yeah. Yeah. So he was right. And then he went to jail. So then he took me to jail like jail jail. The took me to jail jail just classic jail with jail people in there. And they they patted me down. They did my fingerprints. What is your friend? Do. She laughed. She does she know. This was going to happen to you. Or I don't know she wasn't like a really close friend clearly become on but same time like we're young. And like what was she going to do like sit outside jail. I don't know who knew they were gonna let me out by the way, they like didn't give me a phone call justify everybody. I hope you all know that they chew not always give you a phone call. Did you ask for it? I sure did. And it was at night. So they let me out to like middle of the night. And so then I had walked my car by myself in like the middle of. Santa Monica is the most bushy place, you could be, but so they processed you put you in jail cell, and then let you out. Yeah. And this is yes, then I was in jail cell with, you know, homeless people whatever drunk people and. Yeah. And then eventually they let me out. Yeah. And then you had to go to court and everything. Oh, now, I this is actually interesting story. I went into high gear because I was like there. It's one thing if I had like stolen something, and I was like I'm gonna take the rap on this or whatever. But I was like I am not getting something. I might record that I did not do I will not stand for this. So I called a bunch of criminal lawyers, and I talked to a cult Winona Ryder's lawyer Mark was my buddy. Oh, really do. Oh up in like up north right in Santa, Barbara. No, she he was one of the gutter market or off the the shops. That thing thing. I think it was Mark those days. Yeah. Well, anyways, I talked to I talked to a few people, and basically so I met I met with this one guy in downtown LA hurl thing too, by the way, women women will steal I told you this when they're coming off opiates. Will come possibly steel as a way try to feel better. Yeah. Poor thing. She great outfits though, remember that Marc Jacobs oath at headband. I wanted to go to court just so I could emulate that look at IU still to pest, but sued talk toys, lawyers oocytes type of slide such a dick. He was like a young lawyer. And he was like he like barely listened to me. And he was just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't really care like there's nothing. You can do literally what we're gonna do is like going to go to court or do. Yeah. You're going to pay the fine. And you're gonna like do whatever go on your record like that's how shoplifting Merck, and I was like, but I didn't take the thing. And he was like, you know, you can't see what I'm doing over the podcast. But I'm going was there's a video that that's your camera. Oh, really Hello. I would've more makeup on about this podcast. You to trick. There's these three things sitting there staring at you. Look like. Yes. You are cleaned hair. Give keep going can't smell me though. So you went to do you tuck these ass alternatives? These assholes her knees, and but I got a tip. I did get a tip from someone who said go don't, you know, you can't have oh the guy up north. I I like I'd reach out to some fancy attorney that rejected Winona Ryder's in Michael Jackson, and actually people just call you back. It's wild and. And and the one thing that guy up north at he was he said, you want a lawyer who's in the district where the district attorney is you can't just use a lawyer anywhere right want? The lawyer domino -ation. Yes. With the district of urine, yet, a make sense make sense. And anyway, so a friend actually g Jay's girlfriend in high schools mother was a lawyer. She gave me the skies name. Thank you. So he like listened to everything I said, and he took notes he just likes out there. Just like taking notes looking at me taking notes taking notes taking off at home the whole stories at one here. Every thing about it in looked up at me. He said, I believe you. I was like oh my God. Thank you. You've got duh. And he was like, yeah. He goes. Okay. What I'm gonna do is. They got like the footage from the from the store. And just like didn't seem like I was like stealing anything ride. You're looking at the stupid sex book. Yeah. Didn't anyways. And he was like, so basically. Yeah. He was like, I'm in a call the district attorney, and we look at the look at the stuff from the store, and you know, and I'll tell her that. I believe you, and you know, and I'll get back to you. And I called me up that was it. Well, nice. Yeah. So expensive. Yeah. It was expensive. But I would rather pay five thousand dollars just what I paid. Then have something. I didn't do I agree with that on my record and was really running because I was like making really good money at that time since I have bought like five billion sweatshirts with five thousand dollars. Right. Wasn't even a nice Witcher. Right. Switch sweatshirt and tears. Oh, yeah. So I don't like change and. I would you likes popcorn I like popcorn sorry skinny passer. Great this probably not the right mediums. What? Okay. So actually. Oh, okay. This this is part of the JJ thing. So when I moved I was very tach to my little carriage house in Venice. And so when I stopped working lot and make money, I also like developed the physical stuff Slyke terrible somac- problem are condi- just food at all. And I started to really just terrible incomplete job. And I was just really sick. So I stopped earning money, but I refuse to leave my place. I was like Thessaly attached to the spice and really want my own landlord here this oil and so I- instead. So Finally, I was like I'm gonna have to leave a spice. I can't afford it. But I didn't want to so and I wasn't allowed to sublet. So I. To now, I'm gonna sound like a criminal. Oh, this is your actual actual criminal. Okay. Criminal just, you know, desperate times call for desperate measures through and I had to. I always I sublet the place I that's high high high high crime, but you said you cried in. That's what you're okay. So anyways. So I moved in with DJ and all the stuff, and I pretended landlords going somewhere else, whatever's high crime, and I I did all keep this like nest I lived in that I like loved and like started to hoard anyways. So where was I? Oh, yeah. So I I went to all these things to leave my house. Eventually I was able to come back to it. Which is now. Yeah. So but eventually I had to leave. So I hold onto this place for like a decade. It's like my special safeness I love and so I moved and I for like two months just like wrote love letters from a house. Oh psychos. You should have a video of me like writing love letters, and like touching the walls and saying goodbye, all I could do we have something for us. We have something coming. Oh, really? I mean, I kissed my floor. I mean, only someone was there. But when I was younger my move to Venice. I'm I didn't have any money. There is store. She give a shout out to av something or other. It's fancy sweatshirts store. So wildly expensive sector by. And I very often. I really wanted it. But I couldn't afford it. And so over the many times gone into try on this exact sweatshirts. They know that you have. I think like I was gonna eventually I'm gonna shoplifter a rap. That's your that's your whole game, typing sponsor. Anyway. So then when I finally moved I was like, I'm going to go get the sweatshirt like it doesn't suit me anymore, but I'm going to get it. So I went in. I bought this originally, expensive stretcher, and I cried. 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Let's let's run you through the classics that made this guy classic. Love the fuck. Fuck. Good. But God's love the fuck and fuck good. If you're a hot black guy, you wanna fuck me at twenty three ninety five if you wanna move in you can move in. But you gotta fuck the avenue, I need to be fucked a lot man, get rip free food free rent and everything else man has a Gilman. So I so. So so I spent a lot of my time like this whenever I'm watching their videos, and I can't help myself. I literally cannot help take my hands over my face. I mean free rent free food release. Nikki, I mean, that's a pretty good trade. Right. This is what Tom calls a cool, dude. This is a totally cool. I knew Claire wood like these guys. What did he edit this video himself? You guys a mix of different things. He said, no. So yeah, this is I mean, there's a lot of dead Aaron these harder to make you present it, it's a little mix. They put a bunch of his video. This is one of his first video is one video that they kind of tightened up. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. So that's the first clip. And you know, he has more to say, and they fell in love with them when they found this one we had to edit out around Burton address men from jail homeless Orem, your thug wanna come move in a friend to man, free renchik Elise. And a k fuck me, his some you beat me home. Now, you see me come over today. Tried out man, if you my bills and try it out he wants like a pissed. I'm right out. It's only us fuck, man. I'm looking for hardcore guy sent me wanna to do it. And I wanted to deliver it I'm a hot foot by trash come up with fuck. So try it out became a phrase known throughout the land and piss on me and beat me. That's that's how we say goodbye to each other here. Oh, piss BNP me. I just like it. He says you can have a lease and it key like this person forgetting one lease like really gonna want their own lease. I think they're pretty much. It'd be month to month. Pretty much. So I'm glad you catch the violence or more of him a hot. Silently from place to live too much. So yes that was so that video was from like I won't say about two years ago. This is his Instagram site is that what this this is Instagram page, and we found like, you know, people found his Instagram, and, you know, Senator it's like, oh my gosh. Like, we found the original account that he's uploading to they still currently uploading stuff. Like this stills. That's literally two years after the one you just on. This is the new updated message waste this one coming to me. No, no, there's one because I want this one this one is still free content. Okay. Hot black Latino guy looking for a place to live coming twenty three ninety five you'll have to pay any rent on cly Easley's key and you'll be to both the house and he goes from mild to wild to kink. So if you're a top, and you're a black or Tino, all you are almost ex-con come check it out. And they said when eight ninth waiting and the boss, so we have what we call Claire a bad picker. I think he is a pet pick hers got a bed p likes homeless criminals ex-con ex-con. He doesn't want con present con nowhere. He's moved up. That's great. Yeah. Here's his Easter message. Yes. So so those first two are about Easter message from me. Yes. It is. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We'll go ahead. What do you want to say? So so the context is that, you know, up until now it's been a pretty private account. But now our fans have discovered it. So, you know, drew, analyzed him on a doctor after dark with Duncan trussell. I believe oh. And so people are telling them that they saw it in that. Hey, you know, just letting you know, Dr drew is talking about you. So he responds to that. Okay. Now. I only remember saying this guy makes me sad. That's all I work because I every time I see this guy. He makes me feel bad. Like, I feel bad for him. Like he wants to get beaten up and shit on pissed on stuff. Now, I'm not making judgment of whatever he's into God bless him. Bless his heart whatever's into I'm in. I'm fully didn't let him do his thing. But it makes me sad. Is he a guy doesn't it? Yeah. I mean, you get you get set when you hear about the rental release. I know I mean. Yeah. It's sad. I mean, but again, it's like so many people want things that they never ask for it will at least this guy wore it. Yeah. He's saying what he won clear your mind, works Jesus. Let's it scares me. But I like how your mind works. You know, he'll have no regrets unless ex-con murders will from there might be some regrets. So here we go. Yes jerusalem. This is a message for you on Easter. True. That computer thing about me. Here. Probably a Kim. Well. I think by Dr drew. To me, though. Welcome more on. I was getting remember the air. I'm not happy non through kind of rain. Okay. Very elegant very very seldom. I don't think the paying my brain. Just cook appear through the cod. Fucking chicken head curdled state. He might get hurdles stand as a with the viral. Hey, guys. Did you hear that? You remind me what occurred with feelings. What virus go. Oh. Plays off the group. Plug about yourself. I'm any Bergemann Billy. Good people like that world either. So I mean zone. No, no, no, hang on my life is complete. I could die down very scene. I feel seen. I feel felt. Life is complete and on Easter of all days look at how he's dressed up for Easter too. I mean, this is a moment. Clark veggie could share those with me. Sweet picture. It's a here. I mean, he goes live on Instagram about like twenty times a day. So if you want to know pop in and say, hi and right now, I mean, probably. Are we set up for that? No. But you know up, but I'm sure we interact with them. If you want to in the future. I I it's a I I want to hear how he does with Tom Christina. I and how that's going that will have aired before this. I was right. Correct. And how was that interaction is everything you could ask for those great. I kind of feel like I should be with them when they do it. Does he like interacting? Yes. You know? Yeah. Yeah. He does. He does he likes to talk to the people. Yeah. It has he found his male compatriot that will abuse mom think from our talk. He said that people used to be way more down. And now it's much harder to find someone to piss on him and beat him is it because of his Instagram presence. Or is it just how the world turn? It could be his social media strategy. I mean that could have something to do with it. You mean, it's not not good. I think he'd have a wider line guys. He's about to blow up though, I think he's about to get way too many way more offers than he can handle. So well, I will say that he seems far more. Software's word. I can think of what he's not doing. The hey, come piss on me guy. Yeah. What he's doing the try the try it out guys a little little rough around the edges. All I'm saying. He's a real sweetheart when you when you actually get to know him is that right? I think so Josh you're the one that talked on you said that he was he was really nice, right? Yeah. He says really nice. Yeah. You can tell he's got a soft little heart in there. I feel it. I can feel it. Let me are we done with tried out. Sure. Okay. I do need to get one of those seizures though. I don't think I have one. We'll get you in try it. Yeah. 'cause I wear in honor of what's his name, Robert. Robert, Paul, Robert, Robert, Robert and pay full respect, man, full respect respect. Robert. Thank you for making my life complete. A couple of emails. Are you ready? Okay. You good. So far, everything everything. Sure. Feel a drag you into this having some feelings about that, man. Probably just. I don't know. I feel too I feel. Yeah. My heart. I don't know just your heart heard writings may just your smiling. Give him a snuggle, which I think is not what he wants. What would I recommend? I don't actually want to give him a snuggle. I do not want to know is that that's the kind of sad feeling. I get like, oh, that's how he's going to feel connected through people pissing on rape raping him. Well, the good luck. But as you you turn it all around for me to you helped me see that, you know, not everyone gets to ask for exactly what they want. Yeah. And as long as you're not hurting anybody. I mean, go for it. If you wanna be your no be here. No. You know, what I'll tell Mike, and you wanna be a ballerina you can do anything. He wants. Are. They cleared as their own set of t-shirts. He wanted to be here. I can see it now. Okay. Here's some emails. I was curious if you wear of the YouTube show hot ones. Oh, no, okay. Elliot's for me nuts for both. I am would you ever consider doing it. Absolutely. I would love to do it. Are you worried about the bodily effects of eating very spicy wings? I actually do all I know about. Yes, I actually extremely poorly with spicy things. So I've actually kind of avoided this one to watch. It would be the next day would be the fun part. The host Sean Evans a big fan. It'd be interested in having you on the show. Is that somebody you guys the backroom can entertain? Absolutely. Yeah. We we could we could get some balls rolling that they said try it out can't Clark with me. She wants to see it for that. She can try it out. Come with try outs. Yeah. I right out. But listen, I I really do I'm I'm actually literally being treated for reflux right now. And they told you. But I can do it. Once I got this under control, right? But I would love to that jury. It's a great show. Farts ruining my marriage for the last six months with the most rotten ever these bad, boys. Clear room are rancid. Hey, I get it. I e clean extra is daily. But when I eat bad for few days, my farts, don't smell, please, save my marriage. Hm Metamucil prebiotics pro Paul Ryan all. No durable. Bulk also tell your wife to combat. I mean, people far if these sound bad clear a room bed. I'm in clear room. I yeah. But it's also it's not as fault, though, shouldn't be the end of a marriage. But yet don't eat better. You better. You bet. A whatever. Well, no, I literally like things like Metamucil as oval ball because helpful there's something called the there's the food map diet. Now, they talked about breath. I I mean, I yeah. Bombastic, gray. And there's there's little there's a lot of things you can do about it sensually, irritable bowel and you want to decrease the methane production by the bacteria in there. So you want do to see you want to get some prebiotics and probiotics some ball. Got could have leaky got. I'm an eight year old male high school was SUNY going to navy booed king camp. I've always had random days where I'm very angry or resentful. But I've found that beating my back with a belt has helped me relieve myself of all anger or hate. We have a match after finishing this routine. I feel a weight lifted off intend to happiness do you? Think is okay for me to do. Because getting cause any major problems. I'm going to bet he was beat with a belt as a kid, and this is a traumatic reenactment. God. Yes. Your heart is hurting. I know humans, man. Yeah. Just. Yeah. So it's something that is not good for you. Let's put it that way. I would deal I would do with other ways of they hate anger therapy would be the desired way to go. This is some sort of reenactment, and yes, you do relief endorphins and all kinds of things when you hit yourself hard. But it's not a there's other therapeutic intervention relationship has lasted for more than ten years. I'm just realized that I'm gonna cycle of no longer being sexually attracted my girlfriend. But after some weeks months that sexual attraction comes back is this normal. Is there something wrong with me? How's that? Well, I say that it comes back. Yeah. But I'm gonna cycle of go longer being attracted after weeks a month. It comes back. That's weird. I'm wonder if he is an older person. It's relation for ten years. I wonder if he's having some like to your stone fluctuations or something you know, what I mean? And so it it it has such a peculiar quality to it. It makes me wonder if there's something biological going on you could take to death. He could Susteren tests. Yes. But there's a little that's a little bit overdone these days, the doctors just test test Ostro and then replace the low testosterone is a symptom. It's not a diagnosis, right? You want to figure out why you have low testosterone that's important. So, but yes, you could get that replaced fielder. Are there any voice meals for us? Sure. Oh boy. Let's hear. Hi, Dr k and I'm Trish ins and one day on the job. I got a shock cutting a live wire, it was only going to a normal one twenty volt wall outlet, but I gave me a pain in my heart. That would not go away. I got to EKG's done that said everything was fine. But I couldn't exercise can smoke. We drink coffee always made the pain worse. Started becomes very depressed and about a month into the pain. I decided to try smoking mess ended up being one of the best citizen. My life was I took one big hit and immediately at a exile all the pain went away and never came back. So I was wondering if you knew of any mechanism that because this miracle, and if you would recommend regular use of protective measure, or if I just wait until I do get shopping into thanks stuff too. I'm hoping this whole story is false confabulation. Please. Yes, that's fake, drew. I think it's fake. Although at first I was going, oh, maybe the audit omic plexus over the past. You know, maybe the trinity somehow short, circuit know, did something crazy damage this automatic system here. And even I could even go with the idea of meth somehow. Awesome. You could change that biology a little bit. But then him goofing off about when he beat it. And I don't buy another one. So you're saying you're saying that he shouldn't smoke more. I'm saying he should not smoke more about say, oh my God. You got every say it, try it. Hi, Becky do. My name is Sarah. And I have been dating my boyfriend for two years. Now, we have a Great Lakes like an a great relationship, but he has a very large peanuts. And sometimes it's very hard and painful has sexist him. Now, I'm thirty three years old, and I have had a child vaginal early. So I think this should not be a problem. And I figure he's large, but he's not overly large to the point where it should be so painful, do you have any suggestions or ideas June? Sorry, Dr drew this sounds to me like a humble brag, this is a humble brag, it is helpful brag. But it's also a common problem. Yeah. It is. We love land over the years. We always got way more complaints about too. Big too small way more because too big commonly hurts and you've got to kind of work it out. Out with him. You gotta find a position you gotta find a rhythm. You gotta find all these things that he has to pay attention to the fact that he hurts you which can be tough. Also. So this is not at all unusual. Sometimes you have to see the colleges to make sure there's not any inflammation or anything going on just to make sure there's not something working against you guys. But otherwise, this is just the liability of having too big a penis. Yeah. I mean, I I've I've had friends who've. Yeah. This this makes friends. I just yeah. Not yourself. But France, France. Friends probably just called. But yeah has had this problem. Right. Well, yeah. And I know somebody I don't want to scare you. But I had a friend hurt herself. Well, no, I'm not gonna say she is of. Big china. But she she dated a guy who was like like a guy who was dating a girl who was painful to have sex, and then he took up with her because it wasn't it fit fit. So, you know, some maybe it's just not a good match will there there is anatomical mismatches that happens and some relationships don't work as that. So there you go let's hear another one. Hey, my name is Edson, and I was just calling because I'm dealing with a little bit of an issue of attraction to my girlfriend as well. I know you guys were talking about this on the podcast, and I did find myself to be highly attracted to persevere, and I do have struggled with her issue of P C O S, but a little nervous talking about this. We've been together for months now, we send almost everyday together. And I'm very happy. I just would like to help her news weight 'cause she also wants to do this. But I'm very subtle about it. But I wanted to kind of work on her weight because she wants to do it yourself. And I think it would be more attracted to her because I find myself really enjoying her face like someone's. She's so beautiful me. But and I was gonna ask if she'd gone carotene we just wanted to work on a way for her to lose weight. Thank you reminds me of that episode from knocked up when they're she's a news broadcasts. And they tell her that go, which is stand on the scale just imagine that you were Tempa. Imagine scale says we can't tell you to lose weight. Visual that the weight? The scale says he's talking found the weight loss so much or guy, and he I blamed it on our policies to go variant disease, which can be something make it difficult to lose weight. But also the excess weight can cause the P C O S. And you know. It's her thing. I don't think you have any position to be bring it up. Right. I mean, I mean, she knows if she wants she will have you can talk about different maybe take out a diet yourself and see if she wants to join you something like that exercise programs again, ask her to join you just want her to be healthy. The phrase out really been enjoying her face. I wish I could get quite a compliment, really your faith. It's a movie or something hit TV show huge fan. But last night really enjoyed it. I feel bad for this guy though. I mean, it really likes her and stuff. He's and. You know, it's this is this is who she is. And it may not be different. And you have to come terms at that seems like from these a lot of people aren't attracted to their person. Yeah. Well, that's why they're calling. All right. They're calling all the people who are like doing all the time. We're like not on the phone calling the twenty five year old males was struggling with pee shyness for the last decade five in public restroom. Invite cannot I cannot get up to go in an enclosed stall. And even then have a hard time getting started. If there a lot of people in the restroom, I feel tends painful push on my grind when I try to force it and sometimes result sitting down the toilet. This never happens in my home only public. So that's a spasm of the smooth muscle around the bladder bladder neck, and it takes it's a it's not a. You know, when you're a baby you don't control your urine. Right. So it's not exactly a exactly volition oil cognitive kind of thing. If body kind of learned to control that mechanism and some people it's a little bit tight, and touchy it doesn't want to cooperate and that's him. And it's P shyness. And that happens it just some people that way, do you think that they're? Like, I think they're nervous and anxious and just enough that in once, and what's they have it. They know they're not gonna be able it. Your name a hard thing. You've got to relax smooth muscle at the base of the neck of the bladder. And you've taught it so much to not do that. Exactly, exactly. And some people to sort of relax. It is not that easy thing to do. And if they have anything distract in them, even they just can't piece a cake. You're good just let it go anywhere. I'm good whatever streets. I'd check your voice message. Dr drew. I have a question you mentioned a lot of girls who were in the porn industry have who got molested or whatever has some issues. Daddy issues always going into auto industry. Why is that why is it that when they have issued they go into the adult industry. All right. Well, thanks. I'm doing. Happy customer. I don't know that. I I've said that they always have anything what I've said was it's not uncommon for people who don't perceive normal boundaries because somebody violated his Brown when they were kid will be more likely to go into things where their body boundaries are being violated regularly and for some of them it can be traumatizing at some point for others. It's empowering, but it's often because they don't really see perceive those they're not aware they're not perceiving it, but they don't perceive those normal boundaries that fit. Yeah. Totally totally. Which we talk about that. So are you having fun? So far. Okay. Good. A couple of a lot of you said it all is Howard Stern would say let me say recently worried about my mom coping with the tragedies of the past suggests that she go see therapy. She just grosses me off and explains that God will get her through it. How can sway seriously take out there? Anyways. Piss on me beat me. I'm home. I'm home here. Now. Now, you know what that means? Yeah. I mean, look for some people spiritual program in real supportive religious community can be enough. It can be for some people why she wouldn't want to go to bed better know, exactly what had happened. You said. She's coping with tragedies why she wouldn't wanna go. But I wanted to take her to a clergy at least start there if that's where she's focused on her religious practices get hopefully as enlightened clergy there. Sometimes they, Bruce and churches, and that's really what again if it's really was a lot of tragedies. Support of a group can be more important even than individual therapy. Did you ever do group therapy? No. I mean twelfth step has this group is process. Yeah. We're not formal group therapy right now, the voice message. My name is Travis hunt. I'm just wondering how I get motivation to do my thesis. Okay. Clara. This is for you. This is for me is Travis right? Travis. Yup. Yeah. He he clearly is in graduate school. Yeah. Travis. It's a good question. I also procrastinate quite a bit had been watching a lot of Riverdale and Sabrina the teenage wit. That's what I do. And there's something I need to watch teen shows why the sued or something I find them very soothing. I went to therapy today. And we think like why am I watching sue the chilling adventures of Rena that is a lot of good television. Get a life fire. But what you say well because Sabrina or as your friends caller Brenna. Casting a spell right now. Is that what you? Spell. Well, she'll come up like obstacles. And like she like fearlessly kind of cast spells and made if you could cast bills, you would be pretty fearless to pretty fearless due to help from her aunties and her friends, right? But I think so what I do traffic with the cat and everything right? Yeah. It's a remake a remake of that'll one. It's a remake. Oh, definitely thing. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, anyways. But I think the idea of like magically making it through obstacles appealing to my unconscious. So you might want to imagine Travis that you are Brenna the teenage witch, and you whatever your obstacle is your thesis might wanna just mention casting. Oh. Kissed bills. You do it. You just go like that. You probably read a big book of spells. I. Which is like Harry Potter say says his says. He says Wanda. That you also could do sometimes or you could work on your forget thesis. You could do that that you might want to meditate for few minutes. I meditate a lot and I find it really helpful kind of decreases the anxiety about it. You know? But it really important thing though, is something like a thesis somebody you have to work at every every every day. Yeah. So get a structure going and get a get a get a rhythm going. It doesn't even if it's fifteen minutes today just get start digging in on a regular daily basis. Because usually thesis you have at least a semester to complete. So it's about starting the hard part. So yeah. So just starting then deal with the anxiety by casting spells, and yeah, and. Discussed and just try it out. Well, what are you? What are you avoiding by casting spells? While I'm working on a project to Travis. It's not a thesis. But come on. Let's TV show. It's pelata. I'm writing and has to do with airplane and stuff, but all the parents were therapist. Yeah. I about my family, but there are a bunch of their president. And. Yeah. And the main character could be me could be you Travis send me your female this case you yes. So it has to her relationship with her therapist as well. But yeah, so I'm you know, I'm kind of doing it avoiding it doing it. They writing the the show bible now, you're writing actual dial. I'm writing dialogue. I'm just kind of sue to have this show arc in the season arc and all right now. I'm just doing. I'm sort of just getting into the juice of to see what's interesting to me. You know? So I'm writing actually a lot of scenes right now. Yeah. So it's hysterical. It's it's dark, the Dr hope you're these is dark drivers. It's funny. When I read it in my writer scoop, they laugh, my mom was surprised. I was like I find this shit dark and there was like. You you realize where you are right now in this. This is this is this is name after dark because of all this stuff you belong. I knew you do well here. I knew it. I know you belong to the show you'll have to come back L, please. Yeah. So what's coming up anything particular other than the work on the script? Can you go to your website to find out where you want? I'm doing. A website Claire, title dot com. I should have probably updated mean Travis get to work and the Twitter handle handle out. That's good at Clare pickle. I use Instagram Alon Twitter. But also clear I'm on Facebook come from cliff OJ called me Claire pickle when I was younger. So yeah. Oh, I changed. My last name. Oh, he called me. He's calming Claire pickle on younger. Yeah. But then when I was a change my last name for a little while when I moved to LA, and I was going to call myself, clear fickle, but decided against it. The wise by. All right back in the back room. We've set it all out here now. Yeah. You got a great job. We've this was fine is good to see you too. Yeah. This Morgan and we'll see all the time. By all conversations information exchange during participation the doctor after dark podcast or interaction on the doctor dot com website is intended for educational and entertainment purposes, only do not confused with treatment or physician medical advice for direction per se must always follow your medical professionals advice and direction nothing. These podcasts are posted on the site supplements for supersede, the relationship and direction of your medical caretakers. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Joe List - Ep. 19

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Joe List - Ep. 19

"Hey buddy, thank you for watching and listening to the doctor after dark podcast. Today's episodes are brought to you by been Sarah, watches and hellofresh. I'll tell you more about that later. But right now it's going on with the show. Dr drew, and this is Dr drew after dark he'd be buys the duck through after dark, make named sexually content and be unsuitable for young children. Everybody, welcome Dr after dark as always, we appreciate all your support. We appreciate the emails at doctor, Dr g mail dot com. And of course, the voice messages at eight one eight two five three one six nine three they've been really spot on lately, and I appreciate it. And I do my best answer them as best we can. And do sports people that support the show? Don't forget, checkout dot com. Got a bunch of stuff over there. I'd be interested in you guys look, including the opium series. And what else did I get everything the dove? Yeah. Okay. Let's just get right onto it. Let's get on with Joe list. Joe welcome. Thank you. Thanks for having me before the Mike's heated up. You're just telling me you live in New York. I do on a story Queens, New York and I'm here just for this. Wow. Yeah. Thank you for coming by. A pressure is a lot of pressure on me. Yeah. Yeah. I feel fine. You should be you should be fine. So do you grow up out there? I didn't I grew up in Massachusetts from Whitman, Massachusetts sells the boss about forty minutes. South of Boston. It's the birthplace of the chocolate chip, cookie. Which sounds like a thing that you'd be like, I'm going to Google that. But I swear and you can find it when was it invented? I don't have any oh, I can see the Google machine already go. She's this is gonna suck. I've been telling you this for twenty years. So I wanna be really bummed there. It is look at that tollhouse nineteen thirty eight Subaru zoo, brides, O'Brien's. I say in nineteen thirty eight that seems like relatively recent you know what you're telling me was, like, you know, seventeenth century or something. I feel really proud of myself for not throwing a number out there, because it would have been like sixteen eighty four. Yeah. That's more sense to me. I liked that. There was Nestle sugar chocolate chip that she put in the first one, I feel like they paid to get into that sounds a little bit. Chef Ruth graves Wakefield. So would feel it sort of where the Cape takes off sort of thing is that now. Well, it's funny, Massachusetts. Everyone says, sure the north shore, the south shore. But I didn't realize this to like two years ago. Whitman is actually, like, forty five minutes from any beach. They just anything sells about it. We just call the shore, but the shore, it's like it's like a I don't know mileage by no time. It's like it's like a thirty five there for a while myself, and I get confused by that geography. They go south to get into Quincy, right? Yeah. And then you're south of that. Yeah. So it's like Quinta Weymouth Quincy Braintree Weymouth. Okay. John Adams old territory. Yeah, yeah, I'm down. I'm down there. But like forty minutes south of Boston right next to Brockton. The city of Joe. Yeah. Did you go to school and metrics to or I I didn't go to college. I went to high school there and then jumped right into showbiz into comedy. Yeah, interesting. How did that happen? I just wanted to do comedy. I always wanted to do comedy and I hated school. School in the structure of school. And I felt like I never heard of any comedian being like he got really good at Boston College. Right. You know, just seemed like you can just start doing comedy. Where did you do it? I this place called chops lounge, which is no longer there it was a Howard Johnson's hotel, right next to Fenway park. And it was like to this day like the truest open mic. I ever seen like it was like homeless people in drug street people getting awesome. Yeah. No. Sometimes you'll come because there was a few real comics that went on to do stuff, and then there was a few like kind of burn out, hanging on comics. And then there was just legitimately crazy. People have fine. And then I went up and did my first and it like went, well, I thought, it's one of those things where like you always in my mind, I've always been good. But if I heard the comedy from, then I'd be like this dog show. Right. How old are you at that point? Eighteen and your family's still together. Your parents. Yeah. Parents are still together. They still are their brothers and sisters. I have one older sister and what was your family? Like lifelock. Rana. I thought it was ideal and picturesque. But now been in therapy for couple of years, and he's telling me that I was incorrect about that was the problem. I don't think just a lot of anxiety there. I was never hit or beaten or left, or whatever. So in your mind, this is a dangerous thing of fast. Sure. Is that you think, well, I must be crazy, 'cause I had such a perfect life, but then you kind of get in there and this little thing subtle things that you're like, oh, I guess that's weird. Like, what I don't know just a lot while my parents, going to listen to this. So I'm terrified, they're going to hear this. We don't hurt them. They want to confront anxious people. My mother is extremely action. My dad is very, very quiet. And of a Boston Irish Catholic very quiet. Not a not a lot very quiet. Hell does he I'm closer to you now than I am? That's quiet. He's very quiet. That's what I'm saying. What I'm trying to say is he doesn't talk on a lot of the guys that go down as quiet. Sometimes I had PTSD like they were in Vietnam or their second World War, I don't think so. No. I mean, I think his parents were like that very similar to that learned behavior. Taciturn. Yeah. But he's sixty two. He's born in fifty seven so Zahren if this city here is their third culture, or anything or fathers, Irish descent Irish Catholic and my mother's side is Campbell. Scottish Scottish and Irish and the Irish virus anywhere. What's the Irish virus? My calls them. Oh oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm covering. That seven years. So about six and a half years. So pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Alcohol. Yeah. Exactly. So, yeah, we, it's a hard drink, and family, for sure. That, that was definitely a thing of that was my idea of normal fund is when we're thinking, and everything else is miserable. And then when we're drinking, it's fun. And having alcoholic parents, they both alcoholic, I wouldn't say there, it's not of my responsibility, but they're heavy drink. I don't I wouldn't somebody somebody has somebody has the gene. Somebody gave you the right. And so being around people with that, gene, can be traffic for Kip Thompson. Yeah. I suppose. Yeah. I suppose I suppose so but yeah. Like I said, I never they never came home drunk, slurring and throwing me through the bushes, or whatever, even though I'm into that, when they fight together, not really my parents never fought. But that's part of it, too. I think there was never. I don't think anything ever got resolved or confrontation, so a lot of covering drinking it up anger, whatever. And so when did you start drinking I started drinking when I was eighteen which is pretty late? Yeah. Feel like out with you. I thought I was like, I don't wanna be a drink. I was afraid, I was I'm so anxious of everything I was scared to start drinking because you figured you had the Jane, I, I think I was going to be wild or felt a lot of control or at also seem like I got to focus on whatever. And when did you lose control? I would say pretty quick. I mean, what you kind of have that thing of like, oh, wait a minute. Everything's perfect. Now I had that kind of. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Like I've never felt so. Good. And so smart. And so funny, I feel like I belong, now you perform drinking, yet, I, I wouldn't at first, I kind of had tried had this conviction of, like, I don't drink before a show and that was like that lasted, you know, maybe a year, I don't know. And I was like, I'll have a couple of beers and then it got to like, oh, I'll drink during the shore course. And so that became part of it. And when did you get did you get hooked on comedy that I stay open mic? Yeah. I knew it was all I wanted to. It's the only thing I ever wanted to do. Did you see what would cook you, I think when I was a kid it always sounds so like a trite or contrived? I don't know what either one of those words. But it feels like it fits into this. But people are always, like I saw, you know, Richard Pryor, and I knew, but that is I felt like I watched like a Carlin special, and I was like eight Michael Dale should make an HBO special and error just being like this is amazing. And then trying to do the bits around and the idea of lamb Reisman, repeat them to everybody. Yeah. Yeah, I remember doing ratchet fetch dirty old twat like in third grade. But what? I say that on the issue. Well, that was a George Carlin. Poem? It was ratchet fetch dirty twats sixty nine households tied in a knot array lizard, shit fuck. That was like his problem. So wasn't that great looking back? So what was your third grade? Teachers, they MRs Thompson, and what did she think of it? I don't think she heard. I would just do it kind of quietly group, or whatever. But I remember the idea of like having something to say seemed interesting to you probably a lot of credit third fourth grade with that kind of poll. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, I killed. I mean I was killing the third grade school yard and might be the best bit of ever done to be honest. But no, I remember it being like thinking, and I was like a young kid during the eighties late eighties early nineties kind of blew it was on VH one, and I remember watching VH one spotlight before school. And I was just like obsessed with it seemed like the coolest and the whole thing I gotta finish high school. So I go do this. Yeah. Looking back I regret because I was like as soon as I finished highschool. I'll start doing comedy. But looking back I could have totally been doing comedy in highschool. But I always tell people that want to do comedy just start because no matter when you start, you always regret not starting earlier. Oh, is that right? That's interesting. Yeah. Even I started when I was eighteen I'm still like I started when I was fourteen I'd be. You know, you start in third grade once give yourself that, that's a good point. I mean I was a thief. But right. I ditched that not anymore. I'm not expecting eight-year-olds come up with new material. No. But I do remember trying to come up with material, and I was really young and being like I don't know how this would work because I thought my thought was, I'd like to do comedy. But only adults watch comedy. So I don't know how I'm going to come up with material that adults are going to like not suspected, I could just do the guy. So I thought, I'll just take this. No one seems to pay attention to George Carlin can still some of his study likes him. No one. That's really funny. And so the alcohol gets going, you're eighteen when it lose control. It's hard to say like I mean I was dry. I always knew I was drinking harder than you can sustain. But at that point when you're twenty twenty one twenty two everyone's, it feels like everyone just kind of drinking. Everyone's doing Sean when you had that. Oh my God. This is the answer feeling then you know, maybe there's something to that off to deal with someday. No, I don't know not right away, but it was definitely for years, there was maybe it was like twenty five when it was probably five or six years rose, like this is not how I can't sustain like this, especially in comedy, because you're always out at bars yada, yada. And so is definitely a thing of like someday. I'll have to stop doing, okay. Not today. Was there a bottom, I think there was like a couple and then I just kind of hung out down there one is told this story recently I shit in a girl's shoe and on her floor and urinated on the floor intentionally no, no. In like a blackout dr-. And it was like a I like her shoe with toilet. Yeah. I believe I mean it's hard to tell. But my, my belief is that the everybody does the picking up the trash Ganda peon, and that or the or the record the turntable. Yeah. Yeah. Discover everyone does that that's not shitting and the shoe. I want. I wanna hand you full credit. I appreciate it. I think I've got most of it in there and then some of it missed because, you know, it's a smart lady shoe. So it's not. Did you did you do your mom's house? I have not. No, they Christina's gonna love this story. Oh, great. You're gonna be your favorite person Ireland, can't wait for it put in a good word. She likes the Brown and. So you the shoe and then what happened. So that was like I definitely remember thinking I had a flight town. How did she do with all that surprisingly, she was like twenty three years old? So she surprisingly took it pretty well. I sent some money in a really long extremely long heartfelt apology. Did you wake up in the morning and there was a pilot shit the? Yeah. And I also have fallen through her kitchen living room table, not dog to blame or anything. No, I thought that might be a job. I did you go out? Find it all that well. Well, no dog would behave that way. That was the problem. So I remember I had a flight to Seattle Washington going there for a month. Oh. And then my flight was in like forty minutes. So I missed the flight, and I remember, like I missed the flight. I shit in the house, and I remember thinking I should kill myself, and then I ended up drinking that night because I was like, well, I'm not going to just quit for episode. I'm going to drink again, at some point, so I kept drinking that night, but that was definitely a low. So people where they get those, those moments, the alcohol saves them. Yeah. I suppose so I guess maybe that maybe it did. I remember some beers. Ferguson perk. Ferguson told me he, he had a whole plan to jump off the tower bridge, and he was on his, he'd done, something like that repeat all over the place and the usual alcohol gray maneuver, and he was on his way to he was going to dramatic suicide. And as he was coming downstairs, with shit all over Emma. Steph, the guy the bartender was closed up said, come on Craig's. More drink. Come on, drink got wasted forgot about the suicide. That's nice see so yeah, I didn't I didn't have I never liked got to like the practical, how am I going to commit suicide? It was just that feeling of I Bradley should die, and then, like a couple of years later, I got herpes, which was a bummer that was a low point to try to get sober after drinking also. Yeah, I was drinking. And then, like I was just like, you know, I was dealing with that. And there's a lot of shame. And that and I tried to quit then and then I went like a few days, then, but then I would smoke weed that'd be like, well, I'm just out of my mind. So I might as well just drink, if I'm going to be high. Right. Then that's kind of true. Right. I mean you're not you're not sober. Yeah. There are people that will be like, yeah, I'm sober, and then smoking weed all day. It's not. So but that's not sober. Yeah. That's smoking weed older. Yeah. Exactly. So there was a few of those, and it was just a longtime being like at some point I have to do this. And then also my career was kind of nowhere couldn't seem to make a living no money all those things. And, and then when you it's over two things start to move. Yeah. For sure. I mean, almost everything all the successes of had of come in sobriety, weird. Isn't it not much how much things? Yeah. Yeah. You can. Yeah. Definitely have more time and focus energy. Yeah. Focus even. Sometimes I it's uncanny. Sometimes what how people just they just blossom all of a sudden. Yeah. Well, you kind of have like it was, like starting a new life, not to be. Dramatic like it was like a sequel to life and I didn't because I didn't start drinking tells eighteen I had already had great fun and hadn't success, as you know, relative successes at teenage by success. I mean like had friends and enjoyed my life, and did things we've always traveling about chose young adult not in, my like, not as before I started doing comedy, but almost immediately once I started I started working the road stuff was that hard that age. I loved it. I thought it was fun. I thought it was exciting now. It's starting to get hard eighteen years. Are you in a relationship now or married? Yeah. There is that the hard part. You gotta keep your kids or anything. No, no kids. But my wife is a comedian. So we're on the road together. Okay. Which is nice. But it's also you kind of want to defeating of home is nice. Yeah. A little bit of routine. Jim kitchen at queens is home now. Yeah, yeah. Had you end up there. I wanted. So I started in Boston, I was doing comedy flick seven years there. And then it was like, all right. I gotta move to New York. That's what you do next. And I knew some comments that lived in a story. Yeah. So me and my friend, just drove to a story and regularly in Manhattan, or yeah. Yeah. All the comedy cellar, the most, and then the stand, which is closed right now. But reopening soon might be real tennis comes on actually, but there's nothing quite like the comedy cellar, rely people are on top of you. Yeah. It's a special place, for sure. It means so much to me. I love that. Oh, is that right? Yeah, yeah. It's, it's. Magical place lesson Moser, there was that forget his name, the guy comedic that the African American guy with the had a stroke. Oh, Keith Robinson's. With the still great great. I'm gonna get shit for the one second that I couldn't think of who you are. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I just admired him so much for doing it. And then performing so. Well, it's like, wow. Oh, yeah. Tasked. He's amaze, the funniest. Yeah. He's great. All right. So, so you're you get a several bottoms you get sober. You've been sober straight through. Or do you have a little little this one? This one is spin six and a half years. I tried a couple of times before I had a few days days, twelve days. So that's, that's the thing that people miss it is rarely. I'm sober, and I stay sober rare. Yeah, yeah. That's yeah. It's I get sober. I try get sober. I try to then then I do the steps Hannigan sponsor, then I'm doing it. Seriously? Even then people struggle a little bit. And then finally it happens. Yeah. Is definitely a big part of it. But I went like six dead, as a funny story that I tell often, but I went like six days, and I was doing it the right way and the whole thing, and I got excited, and I was like my friend was Coyote, ugly that the bar in these villages where they dance on the thing. And I was gonna go, meet my friends down there. I was like, I'll have a coke please, and they cut the music and the lady on the microphone. She goes, we got a faggot house and I went oh shot in a bear. And then I went back out for two years, or something like that. So if you're counting days, rest that woman. Yeah, you counting days don't go to Coyote ugly. God, that's also like that's on me for being like I'll just go to the shot bar. Still. I mean, man, I don't condone the language by the way. I've tried to tell the story I've tried to change the world but it doesn't have the the impact. Yeah, yeah, so I got to strike the year quite the same way. Yeah. Exactly. I'm like Mark Twain, it's, I'm just, you know, painting and she's just using the language of the day. Exactly the. Alright so, so the herpes got you down. We know for sure you have that diagnosis because that. Compete labile think they'd have in don't. And then a lot of people haven't don't know it. I think it's I think that's what I have flares up occasionally, take Valtrex that helps although my wife has never gotten it. So maybe that's what's peculiar while she may. She may have it and not know it. Yeah, just hasn't you know, bursted out of they right? It's a weird illness that way, do, do you go take to protect her from it. We know is short, just about trade. I'll take we don't have sex with them having an outbreak or whatever. And if I feel anything, I'll take some Valtrex, but I can't afford to just be taking our trucks all time. Right. Which is the other thing we've got to get you some health insurance. I want you sign up for ObamaCare. It's, it's no big deal. Well, I didn't I'm a I'm a piece of shit. I date yourself a lot of money, but it's still feel like insurance is still like six hundred bucks a month. I think it depends on what your income is you might be that. But the you're sort of headed down a path, or you're gonna spend a bit more than that. It sounds like with your reflexes you're telling me before the. Show. Yeah. Well, it was going great. I wasn't spending any felt like a here. I'm like these guys. These people are idiots out here. And then now I'm thirty seven I'm starting to. But I've changed, my I had a pretty horrific diet, reflects number one is change the diet. Yes. And they put Johnson peps it or, or something by both things. Yeah. And then let's see keep your pillow your head elevated when you sleep. It's taken a lot of time but I'm starting to go the right direction now but here's what I did. Here's I got in trouble. So when you quit drinking, they say kind of ninety days just do whatever you're going to do. Just don't drink eat drink. So I was drinking cokes and burger the whole lamb. And I just never their stopped car. And I was doing that also before. So it was like thirty seven straight years of eating exclusively fast food, pasta marinara, but really it's, it's coffee. It's carbonated drinks. It's spicy stuff. Yeah. I drink about four cokes a day and Chipotle about four or five extra hot sauce. So good. So now I'm out with that. I'm eating a lot of grilled chicken and pig potatoes. Good. Yeah. We start eating oatmeal out there and not on greens. And now I just met this other guy started seeing Dr Viv who I heard was a celebrity knocked. You've never heard of this guy. He's east though. Yeah. How can we hear the ones out here? All right. Well, he's a he's a big doctor. And his thing is avoiding all those things, and then eating a pound of vegetables in half a pound of fruit a day like this diet that I've been trying to do. Which seems like a healthy diet. And then they have to do an upper endoscopy on your yet. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do that. Now, wide, you bring that up because it's scaring the hell out of me. I thought I was doing all right doing. All right. Where have I said that you're not we'll have to go to g what could that be what? Oh, you have to. Well, okay, you've, you've been working on the reflex, but the question is a is there, something causing the reflux is there a structure in this August? You have a collision, there's all kinds of peculiar little things you get. And then there's something. I should've mentioned my executive panic to see if I can bring it on. All right. And, and then there's some called Barrett's esophagus. You wanna know you have Barrett's and then you want to know is something going on the stomach to us. Their guest rightists as part of this whole thing. And it just, you know, you just want to document the anatomy, and then the, the, the pathology and the lining of the gut, right? And I'll do into that. I'm going to go do that. But so but I feel like if I had an ulcer or Barrett's, maybe not I have no heartburn or stomach pain whatsoever to taking great big all presented with your voice. Yeah. So what's ironic is the thing that started me worrying about it has nothing to do with I had this, this white bump, that turns out is like a saliva gland or something that fills occasionally. So I thought that was cancer. So I went there and he's like, oh you have reflux but it was all very postnasal. Drip. Yeah. And then to both get on your cords and stuff. Yeah. So it's super itchy and all like dry and like most of the post nasal drip thing, and then I started having breathing issues, but just recently, I got diagnosed by Dr Viv with para. Doc cicle vocal cord movement. Which is brought on buying Zion, which I have a plethora of and did he thing down a look at the paradise KOMO, but I've done three of those days like a metal for you guys. It's a metal rod they stick in the back of your throat and through your nose. So it's like having had the flex once or I've done three of those, so it's kinda like when you have water knows, but instead of water it's a camera tube. Yeah, yeah. So, but he showed me the video, and he's like you can see your vocal chords are just closed when they're supposed to be open, which causes more anxiety, which causes more reflex, which causes more. So, I think my main issue is exhibiting, I would agree. So I'm trying to curb that. But it's a stressful business is a stressful life. Yeah. Climate change, and Paula all that horse shit, too. Don't worry about the world. We're reflex. All right. I appreciate that. Okay. But I'm trying to do about it. I'm eating better. And I'm trying to relax. All right. I myself you hate yourself. I just like to throw that out there. The general J Moselle. Yeah. I try to beat everyone to write a you suck. Just go. Just go, and I myself more than you hate main and your wife is she out of the road. A lot away from you guys. Go together, we go together a lot. I mean, I'm gone a lot. And then we're together a lot. We met district comedy. We have no good meeting story. She remembers meeting me. I don't remember meeting her. I was drinking that she was it was just kind of like an comedy. Guess in life. Maybe people just seem to be around. Yeah. You're like that guy. Was always around. She's a woman, I said that guy. But my wife said, well, she said that about you. She said, yeah. I was just a guy that was around and nice and, you know, same with her. She's very nice. And the, the herpes thing interfere with the courtship. Yes. So, well, this is what happened. So I got herpes. This is what I was still drinking, of course, and there was like a big we made like a fake award show for comics in New York years ago, and I want an award for shitting on a girl shoe. And I would I wish I could have you that war, and it was, it was nice. And so I gave a speech I thought it would be funny. It was like every comic was there is gonna be hilarious. This has been a weird year, I pretend to be giving like an Oscar speech. We'll see. I wanna thank God. I had a tough year. I got herpes. I mean riddled with her. I thought I'm getting a lab at nobody laughs. Everyone's kinda stared at me, and then I came up stage, and my wife was like I think it's great that you talked about that. I think people should be open. And I was like, oh, I read you, you got herpes. I thought she had herpes. That's why she was saying that. And it turns out, she's just a nice person was trying to make me feel better. And so, I was like pursue her because she has Herbie's and I also thought she was attractive and liked her. And we were friends and but she was nervous about getting into a relationship for a while. I was very persistent. But it turns out she was nervous because I had herpes and be I had just recently shit and a woman show, which is both turn on. Yeah, a little bit of just kind of like let's see hose plays out. Yeah. And she was already sober, she's ten years. So she was out in front of me on that one. So it's nice, but she realized, you know, I'll, I'll give them a shot. He's a nice guy. So then you were nuts over yet. No. I did for about a year and a half. When I was still drinking did her did she motivate you to get over? She didn't put any pressure or bringing up at all, but she was sober, and I had a lot of Frank because a at a lot of friends that were so is easy to see that. Like these people seem to be managed in their lives better than I interesting. So that was and I even remembered like the day before I finally quit. I'd like a list of people like these are all people that are sober that I could hang out with. And she was one of them because she was your over your free. The party was going to be over. And you're working to be funny. You know, kind of stuff I had a stroke was talking to a friend of mine when it happened. I was like, but what about what happens when I go to Ireland and he was, like, what are you going to Ireland? I don't know. He's like, what he's like, why don't you worry about Ireland when you have a ticket to Ireland and then descends by the web been Ireland four times, not drank at all? But you start going what, what, what are it when I turned thirty what about my now, you said, the herpes was sort of your bottom, but you just keep drinking during quite a while, after that. And you've got a relationship going, so yeah, we got over that pretty quick. Yeah. But I still felt shame every time I had the outbreak or whatever, and you decided to be open about it. And how was that the moment we're open about it? I was open about it pretty quick after because I was pretty good at, I'm this is I'm good at accepting things. Once I have a diagnosis, once f science, I'm surprised they're still so much stigma around a herpes. I think so too. I mean, it's a little, it's a skin rash. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly, I sex was my wife was third, but two women before I started dating my wife when I had herpes and one of them, we were in bed, we're fooled around making out, and I was like, I gotta tell you, I've heard it. She was like, oh grove. That's tell you fucking this whole thing. And I was like, well, you're one step away from having like your me, not being considerate away from getting in right? What you're doing is how you get it. So you shouldn't be that judgmental and the other was, so we ended up not having sex, obviously, and then the other one she was great. I was like I have Herbie's and she said, well, it's that's not ideal. And then we thought so that was nice. And you proceeded or yeah, we present with the condom, of course, and my wife and I had sex with the conflict three years. And then eventually I was like, listen, we're married, I would really prefer. She's still didn't get not have he mainly. Yes. She doesn't have it or if she had said, might be mild or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. She's a healthy person. So maybe it is it can be very mild. Some people they don't even you know. Yeah. Occasionally, she'll be like, oh my vagina zits, and I'm like, maybe that's surpise or whatever I just wanted to let you know, my wife is itchy vagina. Thank you for sharing that I think that's important. Here's a Email to the same question. It seems like thank you during this podcast. I'll get straight to it. I've recently earned that contracted HIV one from a one night stand. I absolutely devastated. I really have a hard time dealing. I'm single thirty since I found out, I find myself avoiding any connection with a female due to shame, I would greatly appreciate your advice both and how to move forward with potential relationships. That's how old I was. Well, I was twenty eight so advice, what do you tell them? I, I get these messages a lot. And I always. Respond because I know the feeling but it sucks. But I think first of all the key to everything in life is acceptance. I'm working on that. Honesty. Yeah. So once you have it, you can't not have it. So the sooner you stuck on art. I have this thing. But with you can take if you take Valtrex every day, I don't know that you almost never have a outbreak because I know it reduces transmissibility but, like ninety six percent. Yeah. And I've been having sex with my wife for you not that I say go there and have unprotected sex, but it's been fine. I get it occasionally with vow checks is a pretty amazing drug like as soon as I feel anything I can feel like a issue, like, oh, I can tell and I take it, and it's just gone gone and. Yeah, it happens. And like I think like twenty five percent of society has it and once you have it, you can't get it. So you don't have to worry about getting hurt. Be nice thing. There you go. Yeah. That, that's the part it's so common. And yet, it's so stigmatized. Yeah, it's very strange. Love the show. Thank you, to why mate. I've introduced the podcast struggle with depression anxiety for years. Always put on my own physical mental health on the back burner from listening to. To these podcasts. 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The backside of my scrotum has this tingling sensation that only kind of occurs, when I'm nervous or uncomfortable lasts for split second and then goes away, not uncomfortable or painful, it's just Tinguely. That's something that should be concerned about. No, this show is made from me. I gotta start listening. What do you guys? What do you want? I think that guy should read a now is this book shitty or like it's the most mind blowing book, I've ever read healing back pain, you know, that book by Dr Santo? I think something like that. Yes. Know it's hard. Oh, I completely agree with that book. Yeah, it's incredible. And it's a lot of that pins and needles comes from diety and suppressed anger, or on that show. Really blowing my mind everything that my therapist has been saying, but then you hear like a second source, and you're like, all right. No, he's a great book and I it's not one hundred percent accurate because there are some people that have tumors in the spine and things like that other sort of extreme things where you've got to do stuff medically. Not me though. Right. Them, not you the majority ever. But the majority of people that ended up taking opiates should not have taken opium right in my experience majority will get back opperations should not have gotten back. Operation, right? So that's my experience. Yeah. They should've taken whatever it Paxil over the hell or just taking some long bike, rides and gets up there. And, you know, the yes how about this. Tweet that I came upon in my bantering through Twitter. This is from t- lamb. But I'm convinced as a woman. I'm convinced guys poop on their balls when they go to the bathroom. And she tricks, she did she tags me Christina. And Tom, let's get on the say on this case. So why don't males if they particularly have the effects of full grabby? Like, so, you know, somebody's old man of the gym that have nuts that go down to good eight ten inches. Yeah, I got a lengthy ball myself. You do you ever shit on them? No. I suspect what this lady is thinking is because I've noticed as myself my ball bag smells like shit, but it's not because the shit on it. It's just because it's a sweaty area. So breast your so when she's been in the vicinity she's noticed that some she thinks somebody shit on those ball. I think I suspect that this guy's not wiping his ass properly or not showering, his testicles properly. And then when she goes down there, she's, let's explore a little further. Do you ever hit water? With my ball by no, no. But I think when I'm in the twelfth, I'm usually cold or something good, though, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's a long. It's a long bag. Right. And I'm worried because I heard it lowers as you get older. I'm only thirty seven that's going down. Oh boy. Yeah, we're have to deal with this. All right. But we need this woman on, we need she needs to send us a video, her name is added, you want the video to Pat, the we need to know she is at the Matisse slot. Mattis lava the Mattis lava we just need to know who you are because that this mind is we made sure it stays. Gets put to good use, and doesn't go too bad. Yeah. Drew, no. You sent this to me. You said this is my new favorite thing. We have to talk about this on the show. What about this specifically? Did you like I just thought it was just so thoughtful, first of all, that some, some woman is thinking about me, and Tom Christina? And shit and balls to me. That was just an extraordinary thing. And I thought I did think this brain could go be used for evil or good. And we need to make sure it gets used for good. Yeah. This I think she's incorrect. No, yeah, I suspect, I think I think it's more an issue of hidden water, toilet water. Yeah. That's what it sounds like to me. That would be more. What is possible? Right. It's the rare. It's the rare. What should we say? Talented, individual actually gets to do. I mean, drew a follow up question is this medically possible? Is it possible for guys too? It's awesome bowl. I mean look when when Joe is shitting in that shoe. Anything could happen. Yeah. That was I mean this was Armegeddon, right. I mean if he was swinging a little bit at the same time. Oh, totally. What is shown on? I'm sure I was swinging the perfect. Right. That's right. You were falling. Yeah. I would have been a false start penalty if I was on Joe's the perfect perfect guest rest of bring this tweet up. You see how that works? I appreciate that before two three year old with a history of enjoying the ladies. What the hell? So I'm not a problem, connecting with the woman, the problem occurs when commitment comes into the picture and been engaged twice and proceeding to sabotage both within a year. By parents were divorced. When I was nine both my parents had previous marriages and children. Yes. That's where your commitment phobias coming from. And what you do is, is accepted the very common thing, which is you get involved with somebody, you pursue somebody who's unavailable or you get involved with somebody who is available, and you sabotage interesting. You make them leave you before you leave them no interest, or you leave that before they can leave you rather. I have occasion engage in counseling, but not for extended period. Yeah, it would take a while to you have to really form a tight relationship with the therapists that you care about sufficiently that you can work through the abandonment. Right. And then then actually leave that person in a healthy way. And we'll go on with your life. I love my therapist. Do you what, what, what brought you in? Anxiety panic attacks the whole thing. I thanks are horrible. Yeah, I've had multiple belts including recently. I've had like when I was in my twenties, and then they will years ago dog at worst. Now it stinks. Well, you guys on the peanut gallery with the pack attack is red pack attack anybody I have not Chris s they're pretty disabling. It's unpleasant as hope you guys, my gym question. I started lifting weights for years ago. But it seemed to plateaued feel like I'm not getting stronger. That's a, that's a bigger problem longer question. If you, they Jill out, Mark Bell stuff. He's got some good ideas on how to get more size Robin from Colorado on big fan to a nine year old male. I've been struggling with something the past several weeks when I go to bed at night, my brain rebels against me. Stupid choice of words. I'm sure it fits I suddenly get hungry, or thirsty or need to p this is the anxiety thing. Yes, I have this. But instead of you have to take care of it is lay there and suffer. Sometimes they don't sleep at all. I have had masses vicious with suicide idea Asian molested age seven eleven. You're not that I know of no anything, you know. I was I was not. But I do feel like I'm like, I must have something repressed. I'm such a mess. I keep diving in there. I got nothing. I've had a lot of progress cognitive behavioral therapy, and AMD. Hope are. But I'm worried this might be a new manifestation, same issue. Yeah, yeah, this is anxiety, and I don't know why it's flaring up right now. But you should go back to when your therapist and report all this. Let's go to another voice message. Sure. Mind, genetic right now, my girlfriend has this honor Furger. It's been drained next excise twice at the going colleges. They say, unfortunately placed on our skins and the only home remedy, then lots of wet heating very hot bath, but it seems to be occurring. And right now it's up to the thumb and it's kind of getting in the way of me eating Furger. So if you could maybe give us some advice on how to give rid of this would be very beneficial. We're not using condoms lead us lube often if that helps but. She has a, a UD to Italy. So I like the way he has to include things that he thinks you're important. I also also like was like people are uncomfortable talking about certain body parts and enemies. So they will just four something offensive right thing like incr- like you could have said I could lift that whole for burger thing off, moving just fine. I didn't know what he meant until he said. It's like use it in a sentence, eating the Furger. I was like, oh, I guess, I think I know that means I and you spell it now can we use it a sentence? Please now is that the only issue is kind of Lingus they having intercourse a sounded like there because he said using a condom. Okay. Because it seems like you could just put that off for a while. Union that much need to. Well, this is the point. He's having he's, he's in his medical problems are interfering with his you know his action here. So right, we have great college, and so he's talking about either a car buckle which a centrally okay or a Barth loans, glanced cyst, which are pretty uncomfortable. And those are really around the vulva, and you need to get a treat a duty. Let the thing hot compresses and antibiotics sometimes, and they have to land, someone drain them and all this stuff. There's more to be done. Don't screw around with that one more voice message. How about that? Hey knock into my name's Scott. I didn't theory about the force and the distance of come shots because I have been talking about that a lot and my theory is that it's related to your coal size. And I've had this theory for a long time. I know it's related to p because, you know, noticed, I have given nephews and if they beat him or my son bees like normal distance, but my nephew continue like four feet, five feet. Like he, he really far then I talked to my brother Amman's because he's got a real small dick hole. So we had a conversation about Dickel size and sort of, wondering if it's really a to come shot strength and distance because, you know, if you try to force a lot of liquid through their small hole it's going to shoot farther and more pressure. So, you know, this is a very fine typic-. So I was just calling to see, you know how many papers have been published on this, and what you're taking on that Joe by what you have out that. Wow. I first of all, I've never heard p whole size mentioned ever, not so many times in my life. I mean, I've never never occurred to me. Yeah. And also to compare, like he's like, he has a big or small P whole. Yeah. To look at a child's penises interesting. I'm using the word. Interesting. To the sought to make note of the size is very bizarre. It's bizarre and I'm almost ready report to chop protection services, but I shall not. I know of no, anything any data this suggests that's issue. In fact, you might argue that a bigger bore you know, if you're trying to get a lot of fluid out of a hose. A large volume of fluid, or you're going to have a larger bore. Yeah. Right. Now, the distance, you have some there's something to it on the distance, but that's again with a force coming behind a narrowing. Right. Right. And the size of the your e thri is pretty much the same all the way down. So I would say, has not if anything not with small, and it's not something I really think about, and isn't that prostate related? Similar in stream that. And then the seminal vesicles people get this all screwed up. Prostate produces the semen fluid writing your testes are building the sperm that leak into the semen fluid. They sort of put them together in the seminal vesicles. There's a, there's a thing behind your prostate that is sort of storehouse where things accumulate and then come out and I, imagine if you have large volume of storehouse, you can produce a large volume of semen, right? That's all aren't you? Glad you've made a special trip for shit it. Yeah. I love salmon. Do you have? Do you have other medical questions? I feel like you are, like have lots of things you want to, I mean, I have so many, I have them all the time. So this gland on my mom on the roof of my mouth. He's like a ton of dots spots like tiny tiny pit bulls. That's normal. It's not normal. It's reflux that on the roof of my mouth, though some irritation. I think yeah, that's what it feels like. And then one every once in a while randomly will fill a bunch of photos of it, it looks like a pimple. And then it will go down. But I soon it's a duct filling with saliva. That's an EMT told. Yeah, yeah. So that's that's related to the reflects, I suspect, irritate amount, what the most that is so visible that more related to your tation up there. Yeah. All right. I suspect and it's not crazy for silent reflex to last several months from what I've read mean after you start treatment. Or to be because it can be all the time. So it reflects. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's after I start treatment, but it's been like three months now, I'm starting to feel better better with the diet and everything. Yeah. It's taken time. Yeah, I think the executives make things worse and the court spasms, telling you about is worse. And then. It takes a while for this stuff to sell that you may, you may have some, some people have sort of retro. Puhl Shem this avocados pushes in the wrong direction. Jeez. And that's the thing as some people just have. Okay. So maybe it's no big deal. I mean, do you ever stuff coming your mouth in the morning or anything, not really a little weird taste, whenever but it's mostly the post nasal drip. And then when I'm swallow had that cobblestone throat, they've show when they do the scope, it's all cobblestone and then food gets stuck in there. Like, especially oatmeal or rice, and I have to kind of go and get it back up and how that's lovely down. It's a bummer effects so sexy. Oh, I love the. She hates me. I mean it's a whole situation over there, but well, then I'm obsessive too, so I have cesovic's it, and that makes more anxiety and obsessive compulsive disorder overlap a lot. Yeah. I have both of those I do too bad as you. It's very frustrated can be an asset to right. I'm it also makes it very conscientious very thorough. And very on top of things that's true. I'm always very early and thoughtful guy. But i'm. And my therapist now tells me he's like you should get zanex. If you're having a panic, panic attack, maybe get on Zoloft or something, but I'm so afraid to get back on because I used to be on Paxil. And then I had this feeling that I'm regressing in life and my body, the side effects or anything. No, I could took a lot to come to going back to the land. That's the main thing with these medicine. It will decrease your liba libido. It can any phase sexual response. Right. But I just don't want to be a stat that's on these medications, and he was like, well, you just just take it for a little while because you're going through a traumatic phase. And he's like it doesn't undo everything. You've come emotionally paeans, right. But it feels like this failure, and then he's guy, but critical, but I get that I get that. And what is the traumatic phase, you're going through well this this offer because it sounds silly. But it's reflex, but I got its, I'm quitting every food. I ever likes. I'm completely changing my diet, which is a dramatic change. Yeah. And then I get this now that I'm seeing a doctor have a proper diagnosis, and I feel like I'm getting a little bit better. I'm settling down. But for a while, just losing my mind because when you don't have a proper, what did you what were the symptoms, you're having. Well, the white spots on the roof of your mouth, and white spots, the reflect my throat, it was hard to swallow and then the breathing thing was the main thing that was the scariest. But this is an interesting thing. About the American Medical system. He was like you have paradoxical vocal. It's closing. I go, what do I do? And he goes, there's a speech, and breathing, therapists in this office. She's the best. He's like one session with her. You'll be much better to at the motion be. It's nothing you'll be completely. So I go, great bring her in is they know you to make an appointment. So I go to make an appointment in like she's not available six weeks out. So it's like six weeks of having this thing. So can you help me with my paradoxical vocal? Oh, you haven't gone yet. No. It's june. Eighteenth I go? I don't know what the exercises aren't. But I know they can't correct all this stuff pretty easily. I think it's some kind of belly breathing. And I feel like I've been breathing wrong my whole life because I get excited. I talk I never breathe out of my diaphragms copy for comedy. I think it will. I think it will help everything so because when have kids, no I don't think so I'm she's older. She's forty one and we're trying to make it in comedy. So and currently, I'm doing I'm working l'amour. Doing making a little more money. So one of us is going to have to sacrifice right? So it would right? Like it would be like, all right. You'll you're out of and she has to do the comedy now. No. So and it's also finance, it's executives so much to the financial anxiety. I hang out with. I was just hanging on my nephew niece all weekend. They get near the water. I freak out there on the swing set. I'm losing my mind. It's brutal. I don't know how you do it. I was that way with my kids. I was bad. Yeah. And then then they grow up to be like me, then they're mass, and I feel like an asshole, because I got a bunch of nervous idiots running around afraid to refloat. And when we were talking about your family of origin. Do you think that this some of this genetic the anxiety? Yeah. Yeah. White, the therapist thing is learned behavior. Does that sound right? We could be behavior, but it could also be genetics. Right. I mean, you're all from the same gene pool and you're sharing this biology. Yes. Supposed to know. My therapists had their at sounds like you disagree that there's only a few things that are actually genetical. What's that word? That's so clearly untrue. He said, like, like, what's the thing. I'm thinking of schizophrenia and whatnot by racial bipolar. Yeah. Bipolar is very familiar schizophrenia, not so much. But, but, but OCD anxiety for sure. Really more. Oh, yeah. At least the traits, they can, you know, but he's not learned. Well, amplifying? It has learned the traits are clearly sort of. Certain brain interesting. But if your say your mom was digging into it all the time and was really overtaken by then you're going to learn that a top of whatever production, you have genetically. Yeah. I think she she's she, we sort of relate through and the panic. Catastrophe catastrophe. Yeah. That thing worried about everybody and that kind of thing. Yeah. That's all taken that biology massaging it and making big. Right. I think there's also a lot because my family and my friends back home out of the regional thing. There's a lot of a lot of the communication is kind of gossip and shitting on the person that just left, which I learned is like I everyone hates me as soon as I leave everyone's like, what a shit that guy was. So I think that. Right. You soom this conversation, of course because that's the conversation. We're having right now, as you know, whoever Susan leaves, we're like what up ISA maybe you should stop that. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do. It's fun spiritual program. Yes. So we, we certain kind of life. Yeah. I try to do that. But in my family, that's how you kind of relate. What's your comedy centered on now? What would you comedy? What do what do you finding a lot of a lot about eighty and relationship stuff flood of sex stuff? And then a lot of just stories right now after a while and Khamis run out of introspective stuff like I did on legs. I now I'm just like, oh, this happened the other day. It's crazy. So I feel like I'm regressing to be honest. I might start doing ratchet fetch it again. But I bring that back dusted off. But maybe you're getting better. I, I hope so because you're not talking about the anxiety and we were just talking about life. Maybe that's a good point. I on that take that now the reflex under control, and the other medical problems. What else do I have? I mean, I'm always afraid of something but I feel like with my diet. Now I can finally start to be better. I'm eating vegetables and fruit, which I never did that made you check your you. You're getting, how'd you again? They're thirty seven still too young, but just turned thirty years, you get for your forties. If you start warning looking at the cholesterol, and all this stuff, and I think last, I heard my blood pressure is okay, and I feel like my cholesterol's probably dropped. Because I stopped either. Yeah. Sure. I'm just looking for some of the questions here. We got some voicemails for got a whole bunch. All right. Here we go. Hey, Don t you. My name's Matt recently, I have lost ninety pounds in about or months, and some days, I wake up looking in the mirror, and I see a mirror image of how I was when I again, and I was curious if there is such a thing as phantom, fat really interesting way that someone has maybe like a phantom limb. Yeah. No. That's fascinating. Yeah. I like the way he formulated that. But this not Fanta fat. It's, it's body. Just morphine. Right. Is you. You can see yourself. You're thin it. You still see fat right more. Morph. It's fascinating to me is that saying the original body just more if he was actually on the face that, and then it'd be then people started associated with eating disorders and things, but dental were milked them worrying about, you know, title things on our scan stuff. That's all buddy, just morphine. See I think I see my teeth and I wanna kill myself. But then I think they actually are bad like I see photos. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, they're crooked, like I bite into a cookie and I see the bite Mariana. Yeah. Yeah. There's no if you want. Yeah, it's a whole thing, okay? Okay. I heard, it's kind of painful. So that's they'll get to that mixed message. Hi, Dr drew. My name is big fan of the show. Lovey guy, I had a question, basically since I was in third grade, I started shoving sharp objects underneath my nail beds, kind of hurts kind of feels good. It's almost like I'm scratching it's under there. And I've been doing ever since then I do the feats, and pillowcases and all kinds of stuff. And it kind of like pushes my nail bed back, so that I have this little invent in there. But I it's feels like some type of OC knee. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Could you give me some type inside? I think he's really not talking about the nail bed here. Right. Is he talking about this? I think underneath the nail. Yes. I do know people that get self soothing by running things under the nail there. It's very unusual. I I've heard of it before. I don't know that it's anything it has Kevin CD quality to it. But it's, it's a soothing thing that some, some developmental window you found when you were a kid, and it worked for you, and you kept doing I you know, obviously he should be shoving. You know, nails under there, I think the Viet, Cong did that to POW. Right. So that was the call the torture. But, but again, people, I know people that will do take corners of cardboard seven run. Right, right, right. Yeah, I have a lot of OCD things. But that's not one of what else you got. I like to do this with paper. I'll flip the I'll do this. Yeah, that's very absolutely. Pick it at my cuticle. Yeah. I'll do a lot of stuff like that. I also started doing a thing, a long time ago where I would say that, when you use knock on wood like it's been a great day for some reason I was driving once and I like knocked on my exits an old bit like knock on wood, and then I would be like oh, would like an erection Woody when you're a cat. So I do that. And then I would knock on the dashboard, just so now I still do all three tap all three in the car quite a bit. And what are you fearful? We'll happen if you don't whatever I was just talking about will happen. We'll have you can't get that thought out of your head now. I can't do I have a lot of stuff like that Richard rituals. Yeah. Or like I'm still walking, and I'll see like a crack and I'm not going to step right on that crack or that piece of whatever it's so I get some of that stuff too. And it's so. Unpleasant. Yeah. Stinks. Yeah. I'm a head case. It's terrible. And then it all builds into panic attack of some bit can use if your comedy. Yeah, it's not next one. Hi, Dr drew a longtime fan I'm calling because of the keenest sensitivity issue. I think I might be addicted to masturbation, I masturbated anytime between two and five times a day. And I'm noticing this sensitivity of my pain is varies. A lot of the time, it feels almost numb and I'm wondering what's causing much is using it too much just want my have any having sexual encounter with my wife. It's it's perfectly fine. And there's the sensitivity there, and it's great. But when I when I mastered, the there's, you know, different varying sensations, and there's almost feeling what could be causing that might just using the penis us. You know, big fan healthier back about this. Okay. Masturbate less and it will go away. Yeah. That seems like an excessive amount of the thing that can do that is actually sitting on bike seats for prolonged periods of time. I've heard that has dental nerve that heads out towards the peanuts, and you can kinda crush it and causal numbness, weird feelings. That's the only thing I know. But you're with the activity you're maintaining plenty of reason to have to kill your shifting sensitivities knock it down to I notice a radical idea you're also having sex with your wife. I know he's getting late. Yes. I just assume he'd never had sex. It's not gonna down to once a day. How about that? Let's see what happened. And I can I recommend this bring some of your sexual fantasies in with your wife? So you can you can manifest not manifest. But par Laham words. There harley. Yeah. Get them in there, get parlayed, if you cannot knock it down. Then you need to get treatment for sex addiction. I'm assuming port. Is your biggest problem, that's usually where that is coming from literally, and you might have to look into that. It's, it's I know it sounds trivial just talking down once a day. And if you cannot that's a behavioral addiction, that's something to deal with what, what are the sort of sexual issues that come out in your comedy, we'll issues too mean comedic sexuality is a source for comedy. Well, a lot of stories that happen, you know, via sex like I'm trying to talk dirty with my white, but it's hard to get not to do a bit show. But it's hard to get to dirty when you're married because you have to segue back into the regular life, you know what I mean. Like a one night stand, you can be like stuff on my balls, and choke me. Ever. See that person again. Yeah, exactly. But if I do that at home, I got a ten minutes later. Do you want to do the dishes, and I'll vacuum or vice versa tour to transition? Yeah. So that's kind of tricky. He also makes me the of she not step on your balls. Apparently roles are very long ways. Definitely lays on them sometimes. Oh, really? They were at a hotel where the bed was like flush against the wall. And she was stepping over me. And I was like, I just cover, but she's like, I'm not going to step on your balls. And I was like, first of all, I would love it if you did in different circumstances, but also not on purpose, you could slip and yeah. Next thing you know this is the source of your executive disorder. Forget all the second therapy. You're doing. I'm afraid of my balls. You're just having to protect them all the time. There's they're, they're a nuisance. Well, I do feel that way, all the time afraid that I'm going to get whacked hit or right? I mean they're so available. So there's a there's a lot of that. And I can't I can't remember any of my pets like all the other day my wife and I were having sex and she'd coughed and injected my penis out of her. Monte is a thing that happens that was fascinating to me. It was like a magic trick. Is she let me ask some questions if you don't mind, please somebody that can orgasm with intercourse she'd Sheila she needs? Turell this stimulates simulates. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've never seen her some women when they can have orgasm with intercourse that they have particularly strong vaginal muscles. Oh, no. She's. Looses. Goosen. No, I'm kidding. But no. She needs stipulates, which is which is common which is most women. That's what I from what I understand. Yeah. Which no one ever told me that. I know there should be that should be in sex. Ed is because for years, I was having sex and just leave. Yeah. And it was like, no one ever was like, hey. And I think women and all embarrassed to start mass. Right. And then if they're not only that, there, there's certain percentage women that have orgasms very easily with intercourse and the other the rest of feel flawed or something right against that. Like why can't I do that? It's different biology. Right. Right now. What, what do you know anything about tinnitus 'cause I have that too, is that executive or just sometimes that happens that went to ent? And they were like, we don't know whatever. Yeah, it tended to is one of these things that if it's not neurological, and it's not structurally wrong with the ear. It's can being Zayed it can be like, we don't know. And but I'm suspicious it could be related to your reflexes and your scientists stuff giving us so much of it as we have high in your well, it was happening way before I had all this, but that could have been starting at one side more than the other both sides. Nets both sides. But it's not horrific. It's only bad at at night, or does it desert. But as a trigger panic. You did for a while. I was super focusing on it with a mic. Yeah. Then, and then if I have really bad anxiety. But m- what's amazing? This is why that healing back pain book is so mind blowing to me is that throughout all of my life, I've always had something physical, that I'm dealing with I had pins and needles in my arms for a long time had chest pains, many different times, for awhile, it break out in hives. I took like a antihistamine, every three days for like six months, because I'd get all highly, and then I've had like migraines. I've had tinnitus all the time. All kinds of like that back pain. A lot lots of stuff. It's always manifesting. I'm a real mess. Was it was it reduced when you were drinking? Wild drinking while drinking? Yeah. And then it would start out, just drink. Right. Right through on that. I think some part of the jank's alcoholism is an anxiety thing to and not just things I think, but also and intolerance of anxiety. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I realized that because I'll talk to other sober people, and sometimes they're all talking about everyone. There is talking about anxiety and for alcohol, you're not this which is kind of interesting, most Colic's, the anxiety leads to depression. Right. Like like it makes them depressed. They always say have trouble distinguishing beings between exciting depression. Right. But you're describing is more OCD anxiety, pure, pure and simple. Yeah. And if you're depressing exotic gets worse, right? Well, that's what I had a couple of weeks ago. I mean I was really in bad shape a couple of weeks ago, because I was dealing with this reflex, I couldn't get an answer. And I thought I was. And so that led me to depression, where I was just and then your anxiety gets worse. Yes. Everything I was doing was just to get through it, but I'm feeling I'm kind of taking a corner now but I always feel like I enjoy, I'm not depressed. That's what gives me so much anxiety. I'm so afraid it's going to end. Exactly right. I'm glad you're doing so I- life is very enjoyable. You were going to be fine. I hope so. You're a young healthy man. Thank you. I appreciate flex isn't ship. I'm worried about it. All right. So I'm just keeping everybody eating those things, everything you described was exiled related. But it leads to Asaf Geel cancer is from what I, I mean, if you were smoking, and drinking and had reflux for couple of decades. Right. Absolutely right. But you drank for a short period of time you're taking care of your reflux. If there's no Barrett's there and everything's cool. Don't don't worry about. All right. That's great. All right. All right. I appreciate that fix. Thank you. All right. Thank you. That's a little asked about six hours and then I'll come up with sending text me again. All right. Thank you for coming in. It. Really do appreciate it. I appreciate you. Coming up. What's coming up? Oh, jeez. I'm on the spot. Now. Providence comedy connection, June twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine and Gotham comedy club in New York, July twelfth and thirteen twenty second street. Yeah. I can't wait. Well, they've moved it now, now it's on twenty third street. Oh my. Yeah. It's on twenty twenty-third between seventh and eighth. Oh fantastic. Right. Well, thank you. 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The Kist & Solak Show #30: Eagles Blow Big Lead to Panthers

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The Kist & Solak Show #30: Eagles Blow Big Lead to Panthers

"Hey, guys. This is John Stolnis from the good fight and the Phillies podcast hitting season man. The two thousand eighteen season was well. It was interesting and the upcoming off season looks to be even more interesting. So if you wanna stay up to date on all things Phillies this off season subscribed to the good fight podcast feed and get my podcast hitting season as well as continued success hosted by Justin clue and Liz Rozier and the dirty inning, which looks at the worst innings in Phillies history. Seriously, it's Larry us and you'll love it all on the good fight podcast feed. Michael kissed Benjamin so lack. It's the kissed and Solex show presented by SP nation and leaving green nation. You are not flying high on the kissed and select show episode, thirty SP nation, bleeding, green nation. I'm Michael kiss. That's Benjamin select. You know, the drill ban twenty one unanswered points up seventeen nothing. And we'd let this one go. It's a tale of two Carson's. It's a tale of two defenses. We were dominating the first three quarters of this game only to crap it away in the fourth quarter, how you doing brother every is good day to be alive by always this very interesting day. Very curious day to be an eagles fan man ninety eight percent, which percentage by ESPN's web probability metric with nine twenty five left to go in the fourth quarter. You're killing me eagles at just converted a third and three. They were up seventeen to six. They had just crossed over into Carolina territory, not make me feel better. This is this is like one of the most frustrating losses is times more frustrating than. Anisi loss for one I agree deals are a much better for both of the content is clearly. They showed it for three quarters, and I said, going into the half this vote, like more of like a twenty to nothing game than attended nothing game, not knowing how much that was going to bite us, not knowing how much those early self inflicted wounds because the Panthers were not stopping the eagles and the Panthers could not move on the eagles for the first three quarters for for the majority of that, this was a game dominated by the eagles execution wise coaching, why there coaching the crap outta Ron Rivera Peterson was, and then they just let it all go and we're left holding the bag on what the heck app. I don't want to say this because I have not yet watched the alternate to, and I want to get a better look at that. However, I do not know number one, what the impetus was that led Jim Schwartzkopf very heavily man to man after he was very successful playing switching zones for three quarters. And I also don't know what if any. Changes were made Africare Linas first scoring drive in second scoring drive on the defensive back end. I tweeted out saying this what just happened to the eagles defense. You know, those two quick scoring drives a something that could always happen to them. If offense of coordinators were just willing to jam the ball up the sidelines because he goes dawn of a free safety. They've avant Madison is not a safety razor corner. He's not playing free. Safety is just back there doing nothing which play callers never going to go for that because they subscribe to like, this is what you have to do to win. You have be balanced and you have to run your offense or whatever. And they don't just look in an eagles defense playing Dextra. McDougal was a nickel corner on playing avant imagines the free safety and say, let's just pick on those guys. You know why for whatever reason. But I say this end than the responses will the pass rush isn't getting there anymore. Yes, it's not because the pass rush, doesn't get there for orders. It never happens. The pass rush does not win every drive of a game it. That's too much to put on one unit and this is what we whenever we have prompts with Schwartz, it comes back to that like. The the solution to every problem that faces a Schwartz defense always seems to be get more pressure, but sometimes like pressure doesn't arrive or other times pressure arrives and the six foot five hundred thirty pound do playing quarterback sheds the tackle makes great. Throw on fourth and ten in the new MRs tackle and then and then you leak more yards that way and you compound the mistake. 'cause the guys on the back end defensive coordinator not holding their into the bargain good. Yeah. No. And again on the penultimate drive down by my three Carolina Panthers fourth and ten conversion, and then a third in two conversion that went far and then a third and goal conversion. Fourth and ten, you know, missed a missed sack shore. But Torrey Smith very clearly freely Oakland with nobody near him. Third and two, they ran a pick play third and goal. They ran like spiderweb banana. It would not not reinventing the wheel over here. This is not the most obvious call that you can make that situation was basically the same call. The eagles out in the red zone that Goddard had to work in three out of, yeah, because the Panthers saw coming the entire Whitson obvious play called that they just busted on, which I don't know. And this I think is kind of why this loss is so deflating. When we lost the titans gave a fourteen point lead seventeen to three. We said, we know what the solution is. The solution is just got to execute better, right? Which like sounds like coach Pete, but simply you have responsibilities, do 'em fulfilled. Let's not make stupid mistakes and key moments here for this game. You know, to come back and to have another game where there's number one, there's execution errors. But number two, there's just a seeming inability to respond to adversity, especially on the defensive side of things. Like when you know we, we held him up for three quarters when they started moving, you know, like we just stayed in man coverage. We allow Jalen hill skept picked on the outside. We asked devante Matic's like Ronald Darby gets beyond that slug. Oh, well, if there's an actual free safety played safety than there's. There's help back there. Right? And like why? Why are we agnostic to these issues? Like, why do we are? We just completely unaware you can't be asking your secondary to prevent cover one man when you don't have a free safety your by Dexter McDougal in the slot. Right. That's so frustrating is like you're having execution issues and you make some good adjustments. And then all of a sudden, you know the other team punches back and you can't respond like you can't where, where's? Where's the in game changes, whereas the the anticipation of the counterpuncher, whatever. It's very deflating because to have execution problems to feel like they got solved. Then just take another step backward when you were on the precipice of feeling that you were over them like that, just destroys the confidence of your team and takes all the wind out of the sales of your of your of your personnel issues. So deflating is the word for it's just discouraging. You know, this is I can't say this enough is such a good team. They just don't play well. When it matters and the in the times that they do play a well, you see that they're dominating things and it's not. It's not enough. They're not finishing enough and to go back to one of your points. You know, we talked about the the goal line, play action with spiderweb to two banana. On the the slow, go route from funches that was the same exact slug. Oh, route the same exact area in the field where the Panthers rain at last week with funches against the Redskins and it went for a touchdown and to see that same route happened in this game is super frustrating because he's just like, what? How are you not expecting these things? Are you putting your Cornerbacks in this position? And yet Darby could've played it a lot better. I'm not. I'm not saying that, but holy crap, man and like even with early in the game. And let's let's go. Let's go back for a second here because this was a turning point that never was for me. So the second drive for the eagles. Right. It had all of the good and the bad from what this team has been this season. You had arts working over the middle with great protection. You had to reverse that throws the screen to the running. Back back with a reverse came from. You had a trap play for a nice game which they leaned on and was nice when we talked about that a lot. You had a fourth in one conversion on a sneak which is undefeated. You had earth's defending his quarterback after what he thought was a late hit. Even though Eric Reed slammed him a bit. You had a second fourth down conversion on fourth and five with Sean Jeffrey with a toe tapper along the sidelines, but then you get the chop lock that set you up with. I in twenty five. But, hey, you make up for it with a twenty one yard tight end screen Dallas got her awesome. And then bad plays just kill the Dr. Jason Peters allows blitzing Thomas Davis on inside track for QB hit an incompletion. And then the swirling winds, Jake Elliott MRs another short one, thirty six yard or he can bought forgiven because that was obviously wreaking havoc on these kickers today. But that's a, that's a place where I felt that drive the way you were executing you should have gotten seven. It should've at least been seventeen and nothing at half and points like that. That you don't execute on drives that you don't finish. No matter what the score is going in a half, ten and ten and nothing is great, but points like that. Mr. points will bite you in the end if you can't hold up and that's exactly what we saw happen. It's an entirely different game, you know what they finished on that drive and they end up hitting reset on it, and it's nice having Michael Bennett there to create pressure on the next drive, get a sack and that drive and and whatnot. But at the same time, these drives seem to happen too frequently. And one thing that that all points to an I don't wanna pick on Carson Wentz too much because he was thirty for thirty seven, three, ten, two touchdowns. He was really dog on good for most of the game in some pretty adverse conditions, and they, you know that catered the offense a little bit when they were going against the wind and all that stuff. But you're coming down on the last drive of the game. Third into you have window Smallwood in the flat wide open. He's got the sideline to them as well. You can get out of bounds and stop the clock, take the easy stuff. Instead, he throws. Into double coverage and puts us in another situation where it's now. Now it's fourth down. We obviously don't convert there, but just just take the easy stuff. And that's why I said at the top of the show, he was a tale of two Carson's because for the majority of the game, he was awesome. And then you know, in certain situations, it just take the check down. I don't even think it's the tail to Carson's. So number one, I, I had the awful affect our awful experience that every illegal streamer online will know about which is that we got to that third and goal, and I was thinking to myself man, like there's a lot of people on the street right now and the my video froze. I did not see third and goals. I have no idea where windows followed was or how open he is. I didn't see it at all. He was very open. He just went off light fury and a replay, Mike Evans really picking the ball. I don't even think it's a tale to Carson's. I think it's a tale of one Carson who he has enemies always been. It was the seventeen to six Dr ball at the edge of field goal range in Carolina territory. Carson's Gan wrapped up by Lou. Keithly and he goes to chocolate all, like, try to save the sack. You know, last get to the ball, which he did it last week and there was there was a place where he threw the ball where he got hit in the near red zone where Zakar it's basically committed Opie I, it wasn't calling that bulk have been picked off. Right? And so you know, before we got anywhere near the game, winning drive, said the number one thing Carson needs to learn how to do is how to eat, apply the number one thing any we, we call risk management. We've talked about on the pod before the number one thing he asked to learn how to do is recognize when he's be on a play, he didn't get what he wanted, and he's got to get to the next down. The aren't as Carson devolves into hero ball vary regularly. And when that happens, number one, you're taking away your, you are absorbing opportunity for the talent of Zacher. Now, Sean, Jeffrey, a Nelson. I Corey Clement, whoever you want to shine, right? Because you're not giving them opportunity because you're kind of stuck in hero ball. You know, he's in third and eight. He's in a second eleven situation with that. Keithly play us, get rid. Of it. When the clear blessed is coming on a free Russia's coming starting eleven, right? When said, you've got third and eighteen. Now you're on a of course you can break a lot of tackles. You gotta be able to recognize and it's something it comes to playing time. It's not something we solve. You know, tomorrow you've got to be able to recognize when it's time to just eat a play. The other team gets paid money to and they're professional players, and you've got to be able to just mature Lee step onto your next opportunity. And here's the thing with that too in we'd always talk about the DOE ledge sword with Carson Winans. He holds onto the ball a bit more, but when he does it, sometimes there are shots down field in Emmer, totally fine with those him trying to just like flippable as he's going down. That's not like a fifty yard shot to Nelson Adler. That's a simple play that you just have to move on from. That's not what we're, you know, that's not what we're talking about with the good and bad. That's just the bad part of his game. So there's those who plays the third down. Right? And there's the one retry to flip it away. I mean, one point this game fixing straight completions. Now there there's a couple of examples of that of the of the poorest management Plante you didn't mention, but what my point was going to be was after finish that was saying, of course, a fantastic game. Absolutely. Stellar game. Carson played out of his dog on mind. Yeah, military quarter. I'm thinking to myself. Stats aren't going to reflect it or reveal. It's not going to get talked about nationally because of it, but he's clearly clearly playing at a better level in Jared Goff. Right? Who right now is the drive, everybody golf is playing very well Gaza, great touchdown down the field. He's hitting his receivers, whatever Carson's throwing dudes, open Carson's putting the ball on top of defenders helmets only in places where his receivers can get it really stellar play. Carson had two throws that in my opinion, he just missed being serious problems. The one was third down on the on the three and out when it was a, it was a three point game. Oh, we had alshon with Bradbury's back to it. And you gotta put that ball of high and let alshon go for and he put that ball low in and Alison to go through bradberry for it is amiss throw number one. And then to me, the mis-throw number two was the was the nearer Eric Reed interception a you out. I intent Kony to came out of his handwrite. They're weird. Yeah. Yeah, I've no idea. I couldn't get a good luck as to what happens. Maybe that was like one of those early throws were just slept out of his hand, Charles Davis on the broadcast strong, the wind in your hand being drive, which is definitely true. But no Carson played in absolutely wonderful football game that that is what that's why. I don't think it's the tail sukar's tale of one Carson. So Carson is Carson is a incredibly accurate quick release and powerful thrower who can hit every throat that you can imagine on the field. He thinks he can hit every window. So he jams the ball to his. I read more often than not a works out for him. Sometimes a dozen and his decision making and his risk management remained far too volatile. And you know, this is a stout. I talked about a lot of before. For the twenty seventeen season after that initial twenty sixteen season the courtroom Wentz Doug Peterson due out or one in seven in once core games. Mike, I, that was actually those after the chiefs loss in early twenty seventeen. The Carson Wentz inductive together were one in seven in once games now five and ten. So it's gone better. But in any event, much better losing close games is it is better than getting blown out. Obviously I'm not making argument against that end. The general idea is that these close games just generally regrets to five hundred, right? Like because the luck of, you know, like a few place to go here, go there. Like if Chris longs able to drag new in down like each like trips on by shoelace noon goes down fourth in Timor. I'm having this conversation, right? So there's I've seen these baked tipping point plays in twenty one games. Carson is three fourth quarter comebacks attributed to him via pro football reference. The first the twenty four fifteen win over Lanta in twenty. Sixteen Carson Wentz leads a touchdown drive with about ten and a half minutes left in the fourth quarter to go up on that. Eventually they have a field goal drive off interception. That was his first fourth quarter comeback. The next one was against the giants. Jake LA sixty one yard field goal courses down twenty four to twenty. One leaves a leads, a forty, seven yard drive. Kick a field goal, twenty four, twenty four. They get the ball back and then they have a quick nineteen yard three play drives the alshon Jeffery throw against the sideline lease Jake Elliott game winner. So that one that you go, Carson put together six points in two drives and he actually had a touchdown drive the drive before that as well. So that was a thirteen points in the fourth quarter in that game. And then there was the Indianapolis game, which was this season. Those are questions, three attributed fourth quarter comebacks. Now I don't know how many other opportunities he's had for fourth quarter comebacks I think three off the top of my head the Detroit Lions want early in his career of the Baltimore. Ravens won twenty sixteen. Now this one where you know, I believe to those ended on turnovers on one of the end with a with a failed two point attempt. One was Ryan Mathews fumble. I remember which one. You're talking about, but at the same time you take that information and then you also look earlier in the game to why he doesn't always get those situations. Especially last year Ben, there was a seventeen play ninety four yard nine minutes and twenty two second drive that got us to seventeen nothing in that third quarter that I thought at the time, and it should have been was a massive backbreaker at put the eagles up by three scores. They did it against the wind going that way. Forty two yards of tight end yards on it. Got her finishes off by by finding space on that play action role at that. We talked about the goal line that Carolina had read pre snap. And at that time again, Ben, the Panthers worth one, stopping the eagles today also went recovered a fumble on that one, which was a big playoffs without it was it was against Cam Newton, but well executed all the way down the field. You get aggressive on fourth and one again with another one sneak, which again, undefeated on fourth down the Panthers would answer. For that with like a laborious, eleven play eighty or drive that eight five minutes of the clock that they desperately needed. They even wasted a time out there. But when the eagles get into this pre prevent stuff like, where does the blame lie? We we're always wanna point a finger in a, maybe it's not just necessarily one person, but that drive right there should have been enough for the defense. And I know we're kind of picking Carson Wentz a little bit. And now granted, you know, went, got him down there with the throat Jeff, karston I know I wanna make sure that that's clear because for me, that should have been enough of spot, like you said, ninety eight percent win probability. I just wanna know like what happened to the defense like, 'cause it seemed like they were sitting back a little too early for my taste. And as the old saying goes, prevent defense prevents you from winning the game. I think that, yeah, you saw on the on the first scoring drive for the Panthers in the fourth quarter you saw more. So those empty shells. Line at stuff to me. And I talked about this earlier in the podcast. I thought the fourth quarter there was so much cover one. It was just man. It was just man coverage, and we're just, you know why they're gonna rush five or we're going to was it off to a from, but you know some trying to dig in more to that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no. They'll sprinkling often unless nickel impress, man. I mean, they lost a Robin, pick concepts all over the place, lost a man beaters and crossers. Right? You saw there was a key third down where they lost a mesh sit because they rushed four and they're defined man coverage. Right? That's when you do remember yelling that at my at my television screen, you cook. Go ahead, right? And so this, this is just simply to say that there isn't an engaging answer when the defensive line isn't getting pressure. When the of line is getting pressure, the eagles defence is now on unstoppable. Right? I already I already I tweeted it out. I gotta myself when I said eagles. Got Jags next week, jacks. Just sat, Blake, Bortles. I mean, come on like this. This defense is a is a paper. Shredder leaders pass rush. And then when the past starts to fall. Silence a little bit, whether because players are gas and there's not as much depth as there was last season or because teams are keeping more blockers in for protection, which think they'd Carolina likely did a little bit of that as well. There's no answer this secondary is a massive liability, and it's it's very easy. Given the situational things that occurred to blame Carson because you have Carson throws to win Dell and I saw a screen grab of the plan. Yeah, pretty blatant causing. It's went down. We have first goal baby in the sauce. No worries, right. We forget all about this. It's easy to talk about. You know, I don't know who else people are blaming right now. The number one liability still remains the secondary. The secondary is beat up two week. One starters are down at positions in which corner it which death was already a significant issue. Safety depth has been killing this team since MacLeod went down in the first week. I, the third game of the season. Sans McLeod went down safe. That was in the problem. Maddox had to move back. Corey Graham's got the injury. Now we got extra McDougal planet, the nickel returnable Douglas. Isn't getting time on the outside despite the fact that he was a third round pick last year who should be expected to be able to start a Deandra Halley trader form. He's not doing anything for you. Trae Sullivan's counting for you, secondary depth. And then the injuries are the number one biggest issue for this team bar. None offense is stellar. Run defense is stellar. Pass rushes, exceptional. Secondary's the problem and it's it's it's it's been the weakness now into big comebacks Bendon anybody stand out to you as far as I know you do the weekly winners and losers column for bleeding, green nation dot com. Do you have in mind? Let's talk some positive thoughts here because the game wasn't on negative. I mean we had some huge performances from Zacher who was what? Nine catches one hundred thirty eight yards. Alshon Jeffery seven catches eighty eight yards and a touchdown dollars, Dallas gutter played. Well again, the running game was was solid. They were hit those trap concepts like we talked about going into the game that we're going to be important. There was a good run, pass balance that we don't have to complain about. Thankfully, in this game by, do you feel anyone else stood out? I don't what Michael Bennett had a great game, Jordan Hicks flashed for me. Was there anybody else that stood out for you? I'm going to save who I potentially think was a big, big, big winner until I can see the Alzheimer's you out is visible. We call in the business a teaser, so just makes you listen and read stuff. I offense also on Jeffrey who man, it's, it's very difficult to think of a player who is as good on the sideline in limited space as Sean Jeffrey, and obviously Carson and his villa to place the ball in catchable spas, huge part of that very narrow margin for error, very narrow window when you're up against the sideline alshon so regularly makes plays up against the boundary which body control and vestibular sense just being aware of what's around you. Having a an instinct in feel for where that sideline is and how much room you haven't, how to win with leverage what you can extend to. He had three sidelined grabs. I can think of in this game all of which more spectacular than the last. So car alshon. Gonna be a big winner for me. They're on the offensive side of the ball on the defensive side of the ball. I think you you always talking about Malcolm Jenkins had another stellar Geico. I had the big pass break of auditory Smith yet a key attack over loss on a second. In short, which plays stick out into my memory. I think just defensive. It's so hard because defensely the game was so high quality. Ronald Darby was playing a very, very fine game for three quarters. You don't. You don't wanna take it away from him because I think that schematics that I have. I've got big questions as far as as how he was deployed. I wanna take that away from him and I don't wanna take away from from one play, but I think the wrong Darby played very well. I continually question the deployment of of Wendo small as a running back. Yeah, I don't. I can't. And you know, like, oh, pass catcher yadda couple of big Ron's, and that was nice. I mean, as a runner, small went nine for thirty two, which is average of three point six. Now I'm not gonna say Josh Adams went four seventeen climate went. Eight of six. You know, like this is the nobody was rushing very well, but Wendell, small wedges runs in people. He doesn't have good vision to me. It's really plainly as simple as that. And obviously, gonna Correy's got much worse efficiency numbers there and saw eight carries to windows nine, but I just don't really Wendell smaller think is the right now in nice receiving back. You should continue to use them as such. And obviously that's kind of how you wanna use Corey too. So I gave between a rock and hard place is simply don't see it with Lindahl ma'am, been moving forward like what does the impact of this game have on the team when you look at it from a big picture stance? Obviously, it moves you to three and four, which is not ideal whatsoever. Luckily, the rest of the NFC east is struggling to figure things out. Dallas put together a good game against the Jacksonville Jaguars last week. Interesting to see. Blake Bortles bench this week. I don't think the Jaguars are very good overall team. So we'll see the ramifications of that if Dallas is better than we than we think they are. I don't. I don't think they are. But for the eagles just for them like this game, we talked about the giants game being like a blow out that like we kinda needed just just feel better and just to kind of get back on track, this game was trending towards that. Blowout quality win, total win offense. Defense feeling really good, keeping the momentum going, and they just slam the brakes on that. And you wonder if that is going to be the question for this team or the downfall of this team. As we move through this entire season, I'm not saying slam the panic button right now, but I'm saying this is happening way too much to a team where this type of stuff wasn't happening to them last year. And that's a major difference to me. I am a little closer to the panic button, then you are. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close to it. I'm just saying, I'm not freaking out this is I mean, yeah, fifty minutes into the game. It still out. Yeah, you know, came Panthers first points, come with ten forty left on the clock and she's just grazed. Think about, and again, you know, we says the titans game, you know, Jake Elliott hits a field goal, right? And all of a sudden it's twenty to twenty one. And without Sean, Jeffrey pass, interference eagles got the game like in other so many tipping points. We talked about way when it comes to close games like this. So like I said, eagles are comfortably better more talented team in the Carolina Panthers score doesn't reflect that, but says, I think what you can very easily see now just never get to that point. But yeah, the reason I'm close to the panic button is this evening while it seventeen mouth thing. I'm watching the way that Carolina is throwing the intermediate crossers against his own in not even testing the boundary down the field, not even looking to ice late in cover three zones away, like a Tampa team dead or whatever. On thinking to myself man shot McVeigh's gonna coast this team out of this defense out of building Ryan thinking to myself, like geez, like Sean Payton is gonna hang forty on this defense because simply you're not an for whatever reason, you know, Ron Rivera, north Turner, just not attacking the weakness of the Seger. Defense now they move towards it. And Jim Schwartz game a little bit of help in the fourth quarter, obviously. But I think about the ish, the number one issue that you've seen. I think so far, seven weeks into the season is an inability to adjust to how you're getting beaten on the defensive side of the football. And so what you're going to hear in the Tuesday pressures is, hey, we played great defense for fifty minutes. We just gotta figure out how to finish the game play for the next ten. It's not good. Oh, you know, we're gonna get. You know, we gotta. We're gonna try to get a Hello. Do not a back against any Jones back. We're gonna have more depth on the pass rush on. We're going to have one of our starters back in the secondary and all these are very fine points, and absolutely that's gonna help. None of it means anything. If you can't adjust, if when the damn barbecue can't close back, I am support you one thousand percent of Camden. I do all that build up work for you and you get the bring it home. I thought you were setting show the air on the. Rage out Rondo man. I was Ben Simmons. I'm coming to finish at the Cup. I'm so upset that just happened. There was my line was normally I get to be the setup man for you. Then I decided entering true. Okay. But don't say I never did you. I'm back. Yes, Mike, you hit the nail on the head. Thank you. If you are unable to adjust as a defensive coordinator late in games in in the middle of games in live game action, not across the we can live game action. When you're getting the pants beat off, you're getting the pants beat off you and there's not much going to be able to do about that coming into the season. It was something we wanted to see more of shorts a couple of weeks ago. I thought we doing really nice job seeing it in the titans game. He to the colts game to the giants game seemed like we were good. We seem to have just stepped back in our point of inconsistency of uncertainty were you just don't know if swertz is going to have an answer for the way offenses or attacking, besides will we get more pressure which kinda has a cap. There's a limit to that answer. Actually kinda runs out of gas in this eagles team has dropped to multi score. Fourth quarter leads, which is number one, a clear sign that there are better football team in the records indicate because usually teams win those games. Just probability wise. Yup. But number two indicates that when the when the snowball starts rolling and they get figured out, there's really not much this team kind of just like with there's a little bit in that regard. And we talked about Carson, you know, in in one score games in the fourth quarter probably tries to too much and his record reflects that SuperBowl caliber teams do not do that. That is not. It's right that that's the biggest issue is that you're gonna be key gains down the stretch against playoff-caliber teams, and you're not going to these issues arise, then you're not gonna have the sort of windows where you have third into with the ball in the fifteen or whatever it was, you know it. It's not even gonna be within region that ways. You know, those good teams will put you to sleep when they when they when they get a hold on your throat. So what. You're looking at? Well, the eagles for the next six games or Nancy's and a good NFC. East record is going to be enough to win this vision just to follow up on that point Ben, we've talked about it several times with the way that this division go is going. This division is one with divisional games, and I think that's still holds joint is going to his everyone's record. Is gonna be close enough that you're going to need to win division games because having the tiebreaker is going to be up Jacksonville a team that's really struggling in London, eight thirty AM bring the Cody Kessler. Yeah. So you know, Blake has been really struggling. Got benched today for those who don't know vegetables. The Texans Cody Kessler the backup came in, don't really know what to expect that game right now. Mike. I mean, Jacksonville defense very talented has been underplaying eagles tire teams in very talented and keeps on replying at this. Like that's a very confusing game to me end end, you know eagles or probably still going to be a second, the NFC east with three and four Jaguars third. NFC east right now at three and four. You know Texans go three and are now leaving that division of foreign three Josh's lost unlike very weird circumstances for both teams. So there's a lot of desperation air. I have no idea how to feel about that game right now. And then after that, it's Cowboys at saints, giants Redskins at Cowboys on your next five games a, I'm pretty sure the by a week doesn't even come through until after that Cowboys game memory serves which memory doesn't usually serve you with the schedule learned this. Why should go check the cowboy saints giants Redskins Cowboys. When is there by? Oh, they're buys after the Jaguars for the camera is okay. So that's big beat the Jaguars go to foreign four get a BI week, chill also week nine that by week I'm pretty sure that'll be after the trade deadline. So make your moves be the Jaguars have a week to install people, and then you have for the next five games, divisional games and and the other two games are the saints Rams. So you'll come into the second quarter, the second half of the season at five hundred? Yes. So a five divisional games left go in, I mean, at five hundred along with the Rams and the saints, both of which are on the road in Texas, the other game. So like I, I have zero doubt in my mind. The eagles can take that stretch at six, two embassies season attendance, sex, win the division and go to off as very clear easy likelihood question as if you're going to do that, or if they're gonna putz around, lose games, not supposed to lose which case, you know, then that will have a different conversation. It's very interesting because when you talk about what this team like, how do we make this team better? I mean, I don't think defense coordinator answer. Mike. It's probably just like get healthy and get some more high impact players in the secondary, but there's not a lot about this Rosser you can really improve upon relative to other authors in Elise. I me this is still with with McLeod and Sidney Jones. Jay. By endurance froze. All down this roster is probably still top five in the NFL for sure. If the talents there, the towns, their execution just hasn't been there. Consistent with head coach is fantastic, right? It's a you, man. I mean, you make you have a question. You know what? Your defensive coordinator and his ability, or you have to say, okay, if Jim Schwartz just wants to kinda run this very cover, three heavy defense gotta, make sure that he has corners in the outside who can deal with a little bit better. We gotta make sure Ronda MacLeod as healthy. That's kind of what got be on. So it's difficult to think of ways you immediately improve on this team. I think you know, looking at this, this upcoming trade deadline and eagles have clearly been discussed to be very aggressive in you've heard corners discussing. You've heard wide receivers discussed, I think, yes. Safety corner in defensive tackle depending on what TIMMY Jernigan is like in the building half to three spots. Your offense is fine. You know what I mean? I you put up seventeen points on the Panthers. You really should have put up more miscue boy Etampes opportunity here in there. Whatever. But I think the dead, your big question is absolutely defense in that. We gotta be looking at the trade deadline heavily this week. That's gonna be the important thing, man, Ben. Let's hear what the gentle listener has to say about this game. Let's go to three words. So what we do after every game at BGN underscore radio, we asked you for three words to describe the game win or lose, and we picked the best ones to read out. I'm sure there's over two hundred responses at at this point, so we'll try to get to the some of the best ones are just the ones that we see off top that peak our interest than that up. I do that two most liked comments are from at s. x. are see an at Tom, Christina, forty, four are, excuse me. It's drawn at c. e. m. o. green and lawn us and the verses restroom shorts. And the second is fired gym shorts. Nothing. The two most life comments, which I find very funny and do and bring in whom yester- at n d watts says, make the trade. Which I don't know which one? Yes. Ryan furnance says, season is over and while it does not feel like the Philadelphia Eagles are legitimate SuperBowl contenders machination sees out over in the sense that. Division title and playoff berth still very much insight. See, let's see. Let's see. We got so many fires difference fired. Get out, Schwartz, fire Schwartz immediately. There's a lot of them another five gym shorts. Oh, I've got three small would was open. Now. That's third down that was a bad one at king. Jordan says not in a, oh one which is Carson's audience of one thing. So is that saying like it's just not like the single Carson show 'cause I kinda get that one. I, that's a little clever poor, Michael Bennett. I like that one. My second best defensive line inside slash Cox, eagles team better than Brandon. Grab at me. No. I mean, he's been playing. I mentioned a few times this show in it's in. It's a shame. We don't get to talk about him more because he's been fin frigging tastic in was part of a couple of big big stops for the eagles today. Last one is this one because we get at least two or three responses like a week and always kills me. Nick Atkins at eagles l. i. champs says. Stay aggressive. They did the same against Tennessee, got a lead conservative on offense and defense didn't take the short play together. I and bad tackling. It's three words, man. I know people always give us. He's like, big lot response than I never read them all wait. No, I found end on this one because you said, who would we bring in? If I Jim Schwartz Jason Rivera at camel toe in spandex, pretty shares his added sport. Reverse the hottest take ever said of the kissing select show. He says Steve Spagnolo defense coordinator who worry Steve for may St. hot if they bring in Spagnolo spags. Okay. All I'm happy about one main thing I said a lot of was active that if he got an offense of touch 'cause everybody was like running the football, give them a goal and touch said he got off at the touch. I would speak in Australian accent for the entire podcast. He didn't get a tie comparing happy. What would you say such a thing I like making wagers on do even know how to do what Australian accent. I mean, now I'm not gonna try, but I would've looked it up. I would've learned Ben. All right. I think we covered eagles lose twenty one to seventeen. They moved to three and four. My family wanted nothing to do with me at the end of that game because of his very, very upset, but we shall move on and continue to cover this thing Ben Siegel by to the dental listeners in your best Australian accent, it's not having touch now's a deal by gentle listeners. This. Yeah, thank you as always for the kissed on select show here on ESPN radio. I gotta say it's not as fun as you podcast when we're not winning, you want such been it all these all these Brecon notes. When we were up seventeen, nothing at all these great talking points all this great stuff to talk about. That's what I feel about them right now. Eight goes back to the point of process over results in saying like, we knew at seventeen nothing that the secondary was still concerned. Carson hero ball was a problem, and then the tide start to turn and those two things end up being the major exacerbates what the autonomy like those are still the issues. They've been issues in the winds, and they've been issues in the losses. Right. So what you do to fix those number one, Carson just gets more time as an experienced starter. He loses games like this. He has bad reps life as he sees him in the film room. He learns from them and he grows investor. Something that has to happen. Again, we're looking at thirty five starts for the guy and secondary were supposed to wrapping the podcast right now and then the secondary you. They're trying to trade for folks because they know they need the help because they've got injuries. So thank you as always. Began radio, tricky one. Tough one will be with you for the whole week, very excited from selling the drop on this to be Frank as can be really interesting, and you'll hear those podcasts likely on Wednesday and on Thursday or on Tuesday on Wednesday on Wednesday will break down the alternate to on Thursday previewing, half of the Jackson on Friday preview the other half the Jags game. Is that correct? Yeah, that's all this. Those gonna work this week where the BGN radio thrown in there somewhere as well as a main preview show. Yeah, because Tuesday is going to be the press conferences. So it'll be very interesting this he would Jeff Schwartz and micro and Doug Peterson and the gang has to say about this one if I'm on. So that's the plan for the week and make sure, of course, following Appalachian green in at Jan underscore radio for all of our audio and written content on the the previous game end on the upcoming game as always been Benjamin Saul on Twitter at Benjamin. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Nikki Glaser | Ep. 33

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Nikki Glaser | Ep. 33

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Everybody appreciate those voice messages at eight one eight two five three one six nine three so keep them coming and also the emails got a whole bunch of them to get in today. It's of course Dr after dark. Djamil DOT COM and don't forget to check out everything Dr Drew Dot Com. The Dr Drew podcast. The Adam drew the midday live. It's all there plus the opium Kim serious so please check it out of DOT com. I'm going to spend any more time money. That's because I'm so excited to get to our guest. It's the Great Nikki Glaser Nikki. That's what I'm talking about trying to get junior for the longest time flatter because you're one of my favorites view like can't believe this. I can't believe I'm one of Dr Drew's favorites. I love it's true in fact I emailed you. After one of your stand up specials which I thought was good. Have you done since then. I've done a a half hour and another half hour and then on and then I just got an hour and it's coming out October first but what I would I would. I was admiring. I was how and I don't want to use it bore. That could be misinterpreted it tight it was you had it like it was like yeah. Sir Thank. You and I don't like I think was not a good word. Don't like going very long without a laugh. When I'm in Stage I can do it. I just I I don't see people go. It's so rapid-fire joke after token. It's like it's. It's me being insecure in the silence. I don't WanNa. I don't WanNa ever disappoint anyone. I need there to laugh and I just get very uncomfortable. I I'm not one of these communes. I can set take you on a journey and then there's a huge payoff. I wanted to be payoffs along the way I did not. I have have watch comedians where I thought to myself. It's too too much machine gun. I do not think that when I watch your stuff but so I- bum rushed Nikki editor radio show plus my my radio show. I have it every day on Sirius. Xm Channel Ninety five comedy radio. It's from ten to twelve eastern earn so if you have serious or a rental car check it out and then I have a podcast of that show which comes out every Friday. It's called the U up podcast in Um and I have a special called banging on that flex brand new special. I don't know when this comes about but I think it's yeah banging now yes and and and I'm going to have another fifteen minute netflix thing with degenerates in December so just a lot of stuff great good for you and then you're you're touring during go to your website laser dot com for tornadoes constantly on tour comedy. I love it. I love it yeah. We'll get into that. I think what but I for for a native in the room next door. I bum rushed Nikki's radio all serious. It's all glass yeah and you can see the people walking by and stuff and I'm like well. Let me let me just wave gingerly through the glass and I see I called you saved me in and you. You said one of the funniest fucking things let's say I was I was. I laughed about yesterday. We brought it up again me and my wife. You're talking about vaginal swelling after sexy. Yeah WanNA spend sure what I said. I used the Hitachi Talk to you want and when I use the dodgy one plus swells up so cartoonish -ly it's so wild it doesn't happen to girls in porn the same things that it I do to myself I see done girls porn and it doesn't give them this effect mine. It looks like a squid baby squad. It's a tiny squid it and my stick out like little like it looks one my boyfriend my ex boyfriend. I go look. It looks like it just looks like a squad. He was like a really does it could make a call and you said you try hiding it. Piss on me you try to hiding but then you thought I'm going. I just don't care anymore. It is what it is. You'll also said it looks like a jellyfish yeah. That's it looked like a jellyfish squid type thing and then I had to search term that I thought you mean like those. Mana wars with the big sales too sales. It might say that is what I meant. It looked if it swells up so each side is swollen and then the Labia also swelled loves. It looked like the the tentacles coming out. It just looks like door. Amanda War Jellyfish and adorable squid adores or yeah. Manno are let's. Let's see what no no no. It looks like Man Award Joey. Let's see Manohar. Let's see that might be exactly what they're jellyfish. Only fish there we go right side by side squid was more like but it bill the Orange Watch much that could actually be closer. Let's just looked I mean is this kind of like that. Ah Yes yes. It was just it's raising secure back. There suggested cuddled nailed it. I think the guy in the lower right there's probably I mean right color and everything it's good yet like Baynes mask or what Baines mass.. Yes yes so oh so that kept me laughing literally two weeks so I thank you giant squid there. We go well. It's not that one too many too many it just says to the culture two main ones so one of the things we talk about here is why people get into comedy and talk about your coming up. Where'd you grow up. I grew up in Cincinnati Ohio until I was six and then we moved to Saint Louis Missouri. My Dad got a job. I'm doing cable industry sale he was a VP of sales moved around more after that right no just Saint Louis after that and how was it Louis grownup. It was great it was I had the best childhood I already hang on okay. Yeah I mean I really had a great time. I grew who up I went to public school. I was at a Catholic school until I was in first grade. The my parents pulled me out of that. Put me in public school and and I had a great time. I had great eight friends. I was never as popular as I wanted to be. I felt not as pretty as they wanted to be and that was kind of like you know. That was the the bummer but I was having a good time. Did you see a sister that you had a really beautiful sister. The didn't get beautiful until I was in middle school. She was always like the fat one on and I was the skinny one and then I remember one time. I was like she was teasing me about having bucked teeth and I was teasing her about being fat because that was our coaches and she goes. Everyone knows that fat kids turn turn into skinny adults in skinny. It'll turn into or skinny kids turned into fat adults so you're GonNa be fat someday and I just remember being like true and then it kind of happened it kind of eventually nailed it so about she was in sixth grade. I was in eighth grade and she just blossomed that year and an eye that was when I was like becoming in the ugliest version of myself that I ever was just vote for everybody right. yeah eighth eighth seventh eighth grade just it took a dive and and then my sister was just so beautiful and never really went through an awkward phase and I resent her to this day for it reasonably yeah. Oh yeah was in. Was that why you started searching for ways to get attention to found comedy I think that I just yeah I had no value and so I was like I have to come up with something that will I was always like Ed really dark thoughts as a kid. I would just remember loved times. People being like why would anyone. Why would you say that out loud. I remember in sixth grade. One time I mean it never was sexual but it was just morbid. I would just think about like yeah not yet. I just remember pitching some stroke. My Dad was helping me with my homework and I had to come up with some we had to write our own chapter to this story and my story it was likely involved elderly abuse and Bruno reason and my dad was like that is really weird. Why would you have this kid be so mean to this grandma and like hit her. It was something really dark and I was like I don't know 'cause I'm fucked up and then so that made me kind of just not want to ever create or or tell people and I'm one one year. It did get sexually kind of weird. I remember one time. I was like we were watching ice skating and I said that I could see this guy's. Dick Sixth grade fifth grade and I was like mom you can see his Dick and she was like you never say that. We're do not talk like that and I just remember being like okay done done expressing myself so my thoughts are evil. Oh God yes did the Catholic school thing to that. not not so much. I didn't that didn't get in and my parents both as atheists atheists and so I only went to Catholic school 'cause they didn't trust the public schools and as soon as they did. They pulled me out of there and so I it was together. Yeah they're still together and they're great and it was more. I was just terrified as a child. It was constantly scared scared of everything my first my first multi celebic word other than Mama Mama Dad that was dangerous and I used to say dangerous dangerous and point out things that were dangerous. I think he came from wine. Know where it came from it came. I'm from my mom. My Dad leave for work and we lived on a river. When I was in Cincinnati we lived on my dad really loves river and like the outdoors and my mom during during the day she wouldn't should be so scared that I would go down to the river and drown that she would tell me. If you go down to the river you'll die. You will die if if you go down there no questions so I just and then my dad would come on. Let's go down to the river and and he wouldn't understand why I was so scared but it's because my my mom kind of use that technique to to make it so I wouldn't do anything scary and then my sister was just she didn't have that same policy with my sister so my sister and would wander around everywhere and constantly saw her almost dying and so I was in charge of like keeping her like what would happen to just like wander off and they'd be like she's going by car. She's he's GonNa get kidnapped. I was terrified. Mr Being kidnapped as a kid. You play that one on you to probably about like for me like you'll yeah there was but it wasn't. I didn't feel like they were watching my sister enough and I was the one responsible for that so i. I really took that on a lot. I was scared scared of her. I was okay. I knew that I wouldn't be kidnapped. 'cause I was an ugly child but I was all but I was so scared that she was going to get scooped up. Did you have a grandparents Perth round. Were they. Were the elder yeah I mean I don't know where that came from but yeah I had a great relationship with both my grandmothers and didn't know one one of my grandfather's because he died when my dad was a kid and then the other one died was just like kind of distant and died when I was in fifth grade so I was very scared of scared of aliens. I was scared of nuclear war. Essentially you had anxiety disorder right. Oh translator do you have it now now. I'm not scared anymore of like I don't. I don't get scared really sh asked me to and to make you depressed or if you're depressed as anxiety get worse. I think it makes me depressed. I get yeah I'd struggle with really like just might depression can just come come on so strong and it's usually because of something making me anxious so I'd say things because the depression as opposed because then once I'm depressed. I'm very confident in my depression. It's not like it's just like Yup. I'm garbage. I hate my life. I don't WanNa be alive. Everyone's better better than me. I'm everyone who thinks I'm good. I've tricked them into thinking that you trick me yeah. I know that's the thing Ab- just at its yeah. That's the thing is like when when my therapist used to say this impostor syndrome she goes well. Who Do you think you are that. You're tricking all these people using your that good the you don't you don't think the smart people who have given you these jobs are asked you on their podcasts. You think you're fooling them and that that takes me out of it a little bit and helps me not the impostor thing is very normal right so yeah but not to the point that I suck. I shouldn't live that kind of stuff yeah. That stuff is it's. It just sucks when it comes on because I know it's S. It I know it's symptomatic of depression. It's not me I kind of rooted as a flu I tr- what triggers it is whenever I have to focus on my luck's if I have an event coming up that requires me to go get a spray. Tan To go get my nails done took my makeup done or I'm GonNa have to sit in front of a mirror for a very long time. just any event where I have to look great. I get the couple of days before I headed depression. Where I get angry that men don't have to do this. I get angry that some women don't don't have to do it and they can just be comfortable with themselves and people go. Why do you do it. Then and I just feel trapped. I feel I should either be way uglier or way more pretty but being in this middle ground is bullshit because I could be way hotter so why wouldn't I if Aaron makeup is provided and if I could go get a spray Tan and be that much hotter why wouldn't do that and so there because there's an opportunity to be hotter feel like I have to put in that effort to actually really be my best because if I don't why would I squander that opportunity and so because at one point. I am going to just be like unattractive because I'm I'm gonNA aged and it won't matter anymore then I then I'll look back and be like Oh my God when you were talking I mean I already look back. When I had a my show not safe. I was like girl. You were so young long and like why didn't you I was like no makeup. I just like dressed like of like I didn't give a shit I wasn't I didn't care about my look so much when I had that show and I look back and I regret credit because unlike oh it would have been so much easier to look hot than it is today and is that all from your sister stuff. It's from mom stuff. I mean my mom constantly thinks she's ugly. Glade never good enough. Never thin enough always never heard her say. Nice things about herself. She dumped some of that on you. Not just better self but about you know no no never never it. When she got drunk she would be like well. You've gained some weight with things would slip out like that but it was never your ugly it was I didn't get I didn't didn't get reassured that I wasn't ugly. It would just be like be happy with what God gave you when because I used to say to my mom. Why did you have me when you knew you knew you and dad had have ugly jeans in the family. Why would you risk having sex and making me. Why did you do this. You really don't answer. She Go dicky Vicky. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You sound so stupid. Don't say that that is that is mean to me. Be Happy with what God gave you whereas oppose- opposed those two you're crazy. You're beautiful which I'm sure they said and I didn't let it in but I just remember this just accept to you are and I'm refused to accept it. I'm just like it's doesn't it doesn't seem fair. Why did my sister get all the good stuff. Why did she get clear skin. Why did she get straight hair. Why did she get straight teeth. Why did she get just like these. Just you know now. Why is it comes so easy to her and for me. It just did it it. Just I just was so. I'm still so angry about it. I don't and I'm so fortunate for how so I look at my health but I still just like it's I get depressed. I get really really angry at God or whatever for making me who I am and it's it's. It's it's sad to admit because the things I hear myself say even two nights ago is crying and a Thai restaurant to my friends being like I'm so oh ugly a can't handle how ugly I am like and now listening to myself say that I'm like. What are you talking about shot up? It's like I don't even even when that's when those thoughts come on a really do it's like guys. I'm sick right now. I'm going to be better tomorrow but right. Now I'm sick. I'm like the flu. Can you and you can wait it through yeah. I always get through it now. Because I just I've meditate. I instantly go. I gotta go meditate. I gotTa go do my things that I no. We'll get me out of it. You know it's not real. It's something just overcomes. You okay well. There's sometimes where that's the tricky thing. Though is that sometimes you go. There's the mania of like I know I'm right and I'm finally seeing things clearly and don't tell me otherwise and I wanNA. I WANNA stay in this mindset because I know this is the right one. This is reality. This is reality. I was blinded before this is who I am at an Ha and I'm I'm not out of the woods with depression but I I know if I just go meditate for twenty minutes. It gets me out of anybody. That can bring you out of that. Yeah my friends. I know threads yeah. Female friends come over male friends. I have I have so many good friends that can snap me out of it and know what I need to do to get out of it. In my recovery time now is so much turn around so much quicker than it used to be used weeks of feeling like that now it's Day. Do you have gratitude for all. You've created rhythm. Postures things still kick in. It's not the I don't. I don't have them posture thing anymore. I feel like I am really talented and I am really funny. because I work hard enough to figure sisters sisters jealous of that for sure I'm sure at times there's yeah so gratitude for. You have a lot but I've I've quat. That's wasn't by chance. I feel like I worked for those things. You did work for them and you deserve them and your talent is is what you mind yeah to give you these things whereas by the way to work for by the way you were enhancing us your audience. I mean you should look good is giving at the same time now I am. That's one thing that I've found helps me so much as the amount in sharing these insuring this stuff really the really dark shit and having the feedback from men and women who it helps that is what that's really means. I'm not just talking about this. Sometimes your comedy something. That's a gift to that people I know I I still don't get that. It doesn't get through but it's starting to I. I really try to listen to my fans when they tell me what I mean to them. Last time we spoke at length. There was some funny business in your relationships yeah. There's always is I you know I'm. I think I'm scared of really being loved I just I just don't think that I F- in Your Arms Idaho. I don't trust someone who actually loves me and like would be and would accept me for me. I'm just like why would you you know it's it's really sad to say that because I know what I looked like on the outside and you're killing it and you. You're pretty and you're funny in your your powerful and all these things and it's I hate to pull that back and say that I don't feel any of those things but I it's hard for me to like. Someone who released appreciates appreciates me for all of those things that's why you that sabotaging stuff meaning. What sabotaging stuff I don't. I don't sabotage myself in my career. Ever I get what I want and I go after things that are kind of unachievable and get them summit relationships relationships. I can't help what I'm attracted to and that's the problem. I wish I wasn't attractive. Water attracted to where we're going to tell them what you're trying to a second but but the attraction always often comes from like some sort of traumatic core right right so you have to like get that unwired a bit yeah. I don't feel like a I never feel like I'm enough and so I feel like the men pursue. I want to convince them. I'm enough. They don't think I'm enough because after men who aren't that into me and so many do think I'm enough. I'm like well you're wrong and so not attracted to that aw nothing sabotaging about that that's exactly you're right and then and then and then when you get a guy that is enough often likes you then than I want him to be I want him to maybe I don't need it but I'm turned on by the idea of him. I'm with another woman and then telling you about telling me about it which I always feel like. It's it's a some that sounds degrading to me not necessarily say in the phenomenon not degrading the way you're using. It feels degrading to me really it. Doesn't I keep saying no one. I don't know why I feel that way so much. Yeah I guess thinking I talk about yeah. They think he's fantasies all the time so yeah I just I think it's it makes me feel like I'm getting I'm. I'm I'm getting a guy who's a prize fries that other women want that they can want him without actually having sex and then you hearing all the details and I also want you know you nailed failed it. I don't feel like I'm enough and I feel like they make asking. A guy to only be with me is just an insane. Ask and that that I guess that's what it is like. You should be able to have keep having sex with people because that's your nature and then you WanNa hear about it then they'll be hearing hearing about is the degrading part no. I want to hear like a good time she had like I don't WanNa hear. Like how hot was she. I don't really care about like comparing myself to her. I just WANNA here like what moves he pulled that like the like how they started how he got her. He would like all the just put in a poor I mean. I guess I could do that too. I mean this hasn't I haven't been able to like actually live this as much as I want to but you had guys tell them about their previous relationship relationship yeah that's what I always want to hear. What tell me about girls in the past like hot things that have transpired and like how that seems more benign okay yeah. I I would sign off on that as because you know these things that we're attracted to stay with us. Even if you get rid of the trauma and stuff yeah things turned US still kind of turns on so as as long as they're not destructive than fine but telling him to go that gets destructive. I don't want them to have sex but if I want I want them to be able to still still yeah. I don't know I it. It's not something I need. It's just something that intrigues me and turns me on and I can't help it is. Is there any trauma no not that I've uncovered. I Like I've tried. You know I've tried to be like was I did anything happen. The trauma that I can like the you know it's not huge but my first kiss was like kind of Rabi and it was in. I didn't have my first kiss until seventeen was really scared of boys. My entire life life just scared. I just see people kissing. It'd be like no one will ever want to kiss me. I can't ever see myself being passionate. I just was like our our my friends. I liked boys. I was like I can't ever imagine doing that. I just I couldn't believe that that you could kiss a boy. I just I wanted to but I couldn't. Did you know that that makes your friends sad to hear you say that yeah. You know. It makes me sad to hear that yeah. I don't know why I have to live in that now. I can see myself intimately with a man but when I was a teenager before it happened. It just took so long for it to ever happen. I never never ever put myself in a situation where it could be alone with a guy where it could happen because I think I also feel in which I still feel that if you start hooking up with the guy you have to put put his penis in you and in your mouth everywhere and if I change my mind at some point and I start kissing them and they taste bad or they say something that turns me off too late bitch rich. You won't be able to get out of it. You will have to go all the way through until he comes on you and now that's not true right. No that's not true. You guys send men away all the time. Put Your Penis Pants and I have no problem doing it but also that's not comfortable to do either so I actually just avoid hooking up and in every way now were you were saying that you run sort of celibacy. Kim Yeah how come because I keep getting hurt by men even when I don't sleep with them even when I make out with them I still I'm just like an I think about them all day the next day and I'm thinking and then I can't get worked on 'cause. I'm looking on instagram. They've liked my thing and I'm thinking what can I post on instagram that will get their attention and it's just like well. This is why I don't have a late night show. It's because I fucking made out with a guy two months ago. I think that men have really deterred me from my they pull me away from work and my friendships and being they're just they're distracting in there a waste of my time and so and so sometimes some people are very much that way or that way too but women little more so especially when there's real intimate contact your oxytocin goes off and more receptive and all these things that too so it's something you have to manage but going all one one way or the other flipside of the coin right. I I now I I. There's no gray area listeners like a goal look. I'm doing specific therapy on this for six months and I need to be celebrates. Make therapy work and well. I just I'm right now. I'm celibate because I just don't want to be hurt by it. Just feels it's too bad and it makes me a person who I don't like or recognize when I like a guy that doesn't like me and I'm honestly disgusted by myself when I like someone who doesn't like me. I'm just like I I hate myself when I when a guy isn't into me it feels so terrible and I just would rather not even put myself out there to be rejected. Did it just focused on work in the meantime focus on work work yet. Work is just a distraction from my feelings addicted to working. I never stopped and I'm scared scared that it will stop if stop coming in if I stop accepting it so I never have a vacation because to for vacation go away. Go Away when you're when you're in the Bahamas Thomas and while the Bahamas has gone away now. You've got away in you once told me you thought you were addicted to sex. Is that something you think or is that I oh I think can really in relationship. I can be addicted to sex in a relationship. Yes concerts. neediness is like like. I have to feel reassured by that all the time. It's just like I want to get high hi. I WANNA get high from it yeah. Oh yeah like I just WanNa feel are I don't WanNa feel my feelings and so it's just like eating or smoking weed aid or how when I used to drink or when I go running it's like I just don't have to think I should have sounds trauma. Ish Yeah I know and I don't know where ear did they ever do any you'd have to have an explicit memory as they can sort of work on the wiring of emotional regulation experts in that yeah yeah. I gotTA I WANNA. Do some of that are exactly. What do you have a therapist currently yeah yes. She does like check in with your body kind of stuff. I'm just like I'd rather not. Can we just talk this out. I don't WANNA be my body not connected to it the true Yem. I don't think I really am in touch with. I really the of abused my body. I've I resent my body. I don't like my. I like to not have a body yeah. It's a bummer because yeah I often say that I'm just like. I wish I didn't have a body. I wish I could lake not. I resent having to even wash myself. Elf like I just I really do I and being a woman having a woman's body in this business. It's just like it. Just it's never good enough and I'm a I'm a perfectionist. I really struggled this week weekend. in a way that I have in a really long time I did the Roosevelt Baldwin. I forgot to to jokes and I'm sitting in my chair. I get done killed. I had a great set couldn't have gone most people would think could have gone better and I go yeah it could have because I had to jokes that were amazing and I didn't do them and I could not let it go. I could not enjoy myself the entire night I just I can't. You're so stupid. How did you forget those jokes. You're so like it just and then I'm thinking Nikki. There's there's no you can't retake the roast of Alec Baldwin. It happened. It's gone just give yourself and let it go. I can't let it go. I will not punishing my support and it's really unlike like me recently to be out of control with my thoughts and let my thoughts dictate my feelings so much because I've worked so hard and meditating the past year and a half that my thoughts have been I've done a lot of CBT CVT and read books and worked on it and this weekend it just I was like if if you treat yourself this poorly after having that good of a set. Why are you in this business. Because that was the that was a career high and you can't enjoy it at all and the dafter party just like. Why did it and people are like mazing set? I'm just like I forgot to jokes and they're like what I sounded insane. It was not a good good luck. This isn't a good lock Jesus well. I I mean it is because it's I mean every yeah I can relate to pieces of what you're saying. You've got it all in big doses knee. I'm so hard on myself as what I've been told. I don't think I'm hard enough on myself but I've been told him very. You're so hard. That's what my therapist has every week. You're so hard on yourself and I just don't you connected you therapist when you mean like emotionally sean deeply. It's no you need that. It's it's getting to the point where I have to go. She's new so it's not moving to look for something called. EFT Not emotionally focused therapy. Okay Yeah 'cause it feel. I'm not sure but at least it would get somebody in your corner that you feel securely attached to yeah I just I've had some bad therapists yeah in my in my day the CVT good idea the than the mindfulness good idea but ah the trauma thing stuff is a good idea but I think a. Nafta emotion focussed person might also do trauma th stuff with you too because it feels like there needs to be a place for you to retreat to that you can feel relief a regular basis and that needs to be in the context of a relationship if that makes sense yeah that and that then then you will internalize that and then you'll start to look for that in your relationships in the world to okay make accents. I think so I mean yeah. I'M GONNA I'm GONNA remember that. That's what I'm GONNA. That's my homework now here. We got to take a break the show so I can tell you about our friends at best fiends. If you're looking for a fun way to pass time while engaging your brain I love this part about it and a credible visuals. They really amazing animation. best fiend is a casual casual game. They can play anywhere. Adults of course can play as well and you can spend as much as little time as you like again. When I went on the APP I was astonished at how how engaging the graphics were. 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Dr Dairy W no dot after the doctor Dr drew find out how low your upstart rate is checking your rate in a few minutes and it will not affect your credit that is upstart dot com slash. Dr Dairy w one more time upstart art dot com slash Dr drew and now back to our show so so how does comedy fit and all this but just to get attention if your sister it was just the the first thing I was good at. It was like the first thing that I was better at than anyone I'd have added. What was that Freshman Year of college. People told me I should be comedian. I tried it out. I got laughs and I was like Oh. I'm naturally good at this. I was always looking for something. Why why can't I just be a natural at anything and I just never was and I was so average and I can't stand average and I had a therapist used to yell at me and be like you're not a beauty. You'll never be your average looking. It's enough and it was fine and that is that's nice. Say That to me and she'd be like you are average. You WanNa be a model. You'll never you're not a beauty Nikki. We are not a beauty and it'd be like she's sleaze. Start your mom for therapist yes. She was really really harsh but it actually kind of helped because it let let me release like someone was finally telling me what I've always thought and wasn't going. You're being able you get yourself and I'm just like I don't see it. Someone was is finally being like yeah. You're right. You're not being what's interesting about. Being a famous talent is that you your appearance and and your attractiveness is built on partly on you being Nikki Glaser and your talent and you looking or being different than that would be unpleasant yeah. You know what I'm saying. you wouldn't you wouldn't be you which is what we are attracted to do. Get that it all up to to look like a mob model. I would give up my entire personality. Give up any sense of humor I just I would. I really would people always go because I know that my personality Allie won't fade as quickly as my a lose. My my spend more than personality though right. It's this whole icy the way beautiful women and and I want it produced like your old therapist I know I know it's crazy but I just I i. I don't I get so jealous of women who are just is naturally just like these women that everyone when you encounter them they. She was telling friends that just it was my sister growing up. I mean people my friends every time she would leave the room. Cut Your sisters. I know I know what you're talking about. I know people like that. Well hang on hang up. What did your sister always complain about uh-huh. I mean I don't even know listen to her. I guarantee you because I've heard a billion times. I'm smart. I'm capable bowl. I can do things and no one gives them that chance because they're just a celebrity and whatever and they think they preconceived ideas about them and it's it's. It's a and they feel they don't care. They feel to burden yeah no it's. I know it's a burden to be a model and to be that beautiful. It's it's it sucks. I've seen it I just am not I still want I want that. Sucks is less sucks than my socks still want it. I want wanted. It's so bad and you know I mean. I don't know that I am predicting. You'RE GONNA get over this. It's no way you're not gonNA. You're speaking from a place where I was to where all right I am obviously still being you're still working. Whether you're still celebrate you're still yeah. It's I just yeah. I don't I think I I don't know what it is. I just when I'm with a man I feel like I have to. I'm not good enough and so I have to like do everything he wants to me to do. And then I hate myself for doing those things who and then you know just like blowing a guy. That doesn't doesn't deserve it because I felt the or I don't do that anymore. Though so I don't know because I don't even want to put myself in a situation where I have to to do that so we don't even I don't even date anymore. I'm just and I'm reading all these books about like because in the past if I like a guy pursue him and I'm like I like you. Let's go like I'd go after it just like I've gone after my career and it doesn't work. It's makes guys were on away from me and so I'm waiting for guys to come after me and and no one's coming coming after me and it's like in everyone goes Nikki so intimidating and I'm like well. I don't know what to do then because I when I go after guide doesn't work all right. How about this doesn't work. And how about the here's where you could again. You're always extremes right. so how `bout you rather than pursuing you. Just put some on on notice like Gosh your date you. Here's my number. If you ever get just just some sort of a kick the door open a little bit and if it doesn't work doesn't work but if somebody's interested in keeps keeps not working so I've done that it'd be met. Berry guys or something so known sabotaging yourself up from the outset now I mean I used to go after guys with girlfriends that was in my early twenties twenties and then I moved onto the guys that were in different states and then no later different M- different kind of unavailable unavailable and now I'm I'm very until like emotionally unavailable then now now I'm into guys that are available but like can't like they have glimmers members of it so I'm getting closer and closer. I just what I just realized that I just my self. Esteem needs work still no one. Should I wanna be with me yet. I'm not finished well you. You evoke not being available Guy Right. You also evoked codependent guys right. They want to come rescue. You Save you and make you feel better and stuff. I'm sure you don't even notice those guarantee. I guarantee you that happened. That's what I want. You want somebody healthy yeah. It's would destroy somebody who came to take care of. You Really Yep okay. I mean you've got to take care of you but I mean somebody who's who's truly in that codependent attracted to people that remind me of me a lot of times. I feel like date a lot of guys that are just and what I've been encountering more so than ever recently as every guy I like. I just realized they want they want what what I have. They go wait so how. How did you get to a place where you don't have sex outside of a relationship I WANNA do that. I'm like wait. Are you asking how to have sex with me or they're like no. I just really want to be able to not have to have sex with every girl that I'm like. I'm just like your therapist guys just want. How did you get that Gig. How did you of you guys Comedians Yeah Anyway. I know we've been talking to a lot of them here. I'm just guessing well then. Why should I be with someone. Why should anyone WanNa be with me. I'm a comedian telling her. No no no no. I'm saying to Comedians right so Tom. Christina and no other example is play the odds. Let's get some calls and we have. We swept the floor with you. You good I mean no. I feel like an open wound actually close it back out. Yeah I mean and I don't think we've resolved and I wanted to accomplish something with you here. I okay you just open me up. I'm GONNA leave here. I'm going to bleed all over the car on the way back. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa get on the phone. Like what did I just talk. Yeah Y- I feel like I've revealed too much. I feel like this is the worst if anyone is interested interested in dating me and they come across this by it was nice considering the codependent considering even like being into me and now by this you turn turn this off because you're no longer considering dating me not because the show wasn't entertaining but because you've moved on to go. I don't know see what any other female comic because up to this is just. This is the worst thing for my for my brand as potential wife disagree. You disagree okay good. I disagree the like. Let's leave this in a way where it's like. Oh Nicky you might be a good partner someday to someone. There's there's no you missed which doesn't surprise me everything I've been saying which is that it's it makes somebody who cares about you. It's sad to hear you say this stuff owned. It is it is it makes me sad. It triggers my co dependency so so I know that other codependence are going to beat interested in rescuing you and saving you right dare and tried to rescue me. I've no I want to say sir. Not You okay. I'm a mess keep going okay so codependence are going to be and then it goes both the unavailable and the codependence where you get to size of the same coin. Saul kind of narcissism coming after you yes. I love narcissists right and so oh it's okay but you're GONNA have to. We always say think butterflies not lightning bolts. I think I've told you this before so a narcissistic gives you like lightning. Both I gotta be with that person. That's going to be bad times okay so but if it's somebody like okay I could see maybe that could grow into something okay more okay okay okay now that lightning bolts and and then I feel like in this. I can't really do this for you but I feel like somebody. It deeply attuned attached to you feel like you're missing a little attachment piece Do you know what I mean by that. Yeah I'm right. Now are trying to attached you a little bit. does that feel comfortable to you. Yeah does okay. That's what you need. You need lots of somebody. Just deeply attuning to you okay. You don't trust it. It makes me a little uncomfortable. I trust that it should be it should not feel right okay and so oh that's what that's what you need is somebody that can bring you into that. Closeness wants someone to Lake Romantic Therapist O. K. K. yet. Yeah the the therapists calling me and saying. I'm the only one who loves you. I love you Nikki. I'm the only one who loves you not good. I let her go go. See was the worst yeah. What are what are the letters. After these people's names God you know what I mean you. You need away with good degree of training yeah. I'd never checked on this bitch. She was out of her apartment. She's eighty years old. I'm funny. You've never said a funny thing in your your life. You've been in here how I've never left once. You're a comedian. Will I'm funny. You've never you've never made me laugh and I'm like so then we it would make me go to group therapy to with their other clients and then I would kill in there and be like Seib itch and so I never they loved me but I could never I was who is trying to prove to her that I was successful. I I remember when I got a TV. Show my ads were in the subway and I was like Donald GonNa see and finally acknowledge me and then she she never would acknowledge you. I don't care what you do. I don't watch anything you do. I don't read anything you do. I don't care you're my patient and I don't. I don't look that way and then our last session together. This bitch asked me to write a blurb for her husband because they want to appeal to a younger demographic and I go. I knew it. I knew you knew what I did. So you know that I have some some value and then she goes in the other room to go get the book. She's like I'll give it to you to read and then she started she goes. Is that okay and go. I'm actually uncomfortable with that and she goes that. It was a test and she sat down. I go fishes lied to my face. That was not a test and that was last time I saw her. Because I was like I caught her. Line was crazy. I think I need to help you find the next therapist. Please do yeah Manhattan. Manhattan is a is a cesspool. I know I can't believe fortunately the good ones are super expensive. Oh I'm I was paying three seventy five Bartman God twice a week. That's insane she. I don't know what she was. This woman wrote. I did podcast where it talked about. Some eating disorder issues and this girl wrote me and said my therapist could really help you. I I just called this woman and then she was my therapist for years and it was so bad so bad and I finally got out and I feel like it was the final test dumping. Her was like okay. Good Eve learned. You're too smart for all kinds of therapy. You've had you figure that shit out. Keep finding figuring it's like. I'm smarter than this person. It's not even just smarter than versus. That's not what you need yeah. You've got that shift figured out. What you need is on a deeper wash that okay I'm going to check out this. EFT emotion focussed therapies and and and tell me the person I'm GONNA check. I know the end of the founders of that whole field okay. We'll check with them. Thank you okay now. We're GONNA see. There's like a little butterfly glue. There's one thing all right. Good Butterfly Suture not a lightning bolt one now. You'RE GONNA help other people all right. I was divorced earlier in the year. After twenty year relationship wow that went into swinging and highly sexual relations very vanilla at times I find it hard to maintain erection because of the silence and changes whatever that means different from before at side of the bedroom. Things are great very happy. What could I do to try to read my desires of the past the more healthy and tame sex life. I have now ooh twenty years so he's probably like uh-huh male right. Thank you it's D. A. And you've got to be at least forty five years old or something right. He's older an older woman with three values relationship but he knows what could sexist and he doesn't have with this woman. How would you how a woman is just into. You've sort of being still and that's her. That's her go to. I'm not sure you can bring somebody out of that very well. I think watching porn born together and kind of show them what your into and then the girl Kinda get some hints. I like the where you're going however that can really backfire because not only can they feel inadequate and all this what's wrong with you the end of that and it can go bad. I maybe gently go into the porn like slowly expose. Don't go right to the you and your stand up. We're talking about the truth where we didn't know need all that stuff but what do you. What do you think what does he supposed to do. I think well sometimes a choice bad sex. Congratulations yeah yeah or sort of not as good as what you had sex relationship. Sometimes you have to be happy. Versus excited citing different things they came together. They can't go together and it's very fortunate when they do but sometimes you have to decide. I mean what's wrong with just being like hey babe could did you could you be more. Could you say more things in bed. It would really turn me on and she would say I'm not comfortable. What do I say. I don't know it doesn't matter like that and you give her. A script ripped this yeah you do. You guys talk dirty yeah yeah. I like yeah. I like it a lot. I don't but I I can't come up with stuff to say so. I struggled. I would probably be like that woman. I'm Kinda quiet. I try to come up with stuff but like I like when a guy talks dirty for sure I like to is be silent and told what to do. I really like to be the submissive roll but that's different than being silent being told to different than talking dirty. Yes music both those things. I like to be silent until like them to talk to anti opium. I'm six living in the great city of New York recently discovered that it's normal to be that it is normal to be able to retire retract the foreskin that was concerning because it is impossible for me to reject my foreskin past the head of the Penis I've seen and fully retracted for skin and porn porn but until learning that it was normal. I thought it was a medical abnormality. Similar prolapsed Amos don't ask sex issue sixteen year old what is going on DACAS force French the most famous he's going to show you. What if I Moses is. It's one of the most common reasons for a male circumcision. Let's read it. Oh there. It is so so fi Moses is see that one in the Middle Oh care that one he can't get the head of the penis out because it's narrowed in the foreskin Guyana when they try to bring it out either strangles the head of the pianist or tears the foreskin and really the treatment is circumcision circumcision there in the picture pictured and so often. Does this happen to uncircumcised okay so there is a reason for suggest there is and and circumcision as an adult is kind of kind of unpleasant and and as a baby. It's unpleasant It's gotta be unpleasant as a baby with these babies. They don't remember but it's they don't don't seem to like get up and they don't seem to have any reaction. All these jerrycan there really no okay good yeah hold on. What's the recovery leg. If an adult two weeks you planning something out two weeks now. I'm already kind of comfortable fest four five years my right testicle `schools three times bigger and different shape than the other one is a Gumbo all shape the others Iky jumbo egg. Wow after a scan. Your doctors probably just fluid and will it will drain itself well. That's that's not necessarily true. That was two years ago and still nothing. What is your opinion. You have a sister seal or something like that you get cyst on your testes and they can either be blood or sperm or just fluid and the big and they can be kind of painful. Sometimes they can even protect fertility sometimes. They don't tend to go away in my experience. Okay don't worry about diagnosis using the Hitachi one on one side of your paw much so that's what that's what it could look like a sunlight. Does it look like sorry gender not incorporate mommy speak into emails. We'll just get into it on your podcast with just are- just as is a recovering addict. You were describing accumulation of methamphetamines into semen since methods concentrate about five times higher in semen than the blood. Oh well yes you can get high off of your guys supply this got me wondering if anyone has ever failed a drug test because of a BJ this would be a usable defense offense for failing a drug test just curious. You know I've had so many goofy things happen with patients and drug test. I do believe this has been tried on me and I had to. I say it's possible wow I had to say. It's possible it was not from. BJ from general contact general sets got it and and and it's I guess theoretically possible I I had a question we did an after dark show in Karen Caroline's on Broadway which and one of the questions was if I'm my girlfriend's severely surgically penicillin what if because it is concer there is some in the cement and yes the woman could have an allergic reaction to penicillin yeah. It's unusual usual but it could happen hi. I'm brandon twenty-five I what is running made me feel like you have to p prostate. Check to society everything healthy. Do I have a problem. Piss on me beating beat me. I don't have a good it's just it's usually he's just an irritation to the arena through the bladder nate that gives that sense of needing to P and for males tends to get into the prostate. You'll ever anything funny with needing to P. It's funny irritation editor sex or anything. I've never I've squirted once and it was like right before I feel like after p and then you know congratulations thank you. It was awesome. Was it or was it. No I instantly. I scooped it up because I needed to know because that's the thing it's like. Is it P. It was so much I couldn't believe give it. I didn't even try it just happened and I it was not p and it draw it dried. I smelled it later. He took like three days to try to is so much. It was like a puddle. Dole that mosquitoes could breed it was crazy and was the partner very proud of himself knows yourself did you try the IDC men and women so a man if that happened him would be immediate like okay. I got that again. Yeah did did that happen to you. I've got to find that again or no. Yeah I've been trying but it took. I know what it takes. It takes like it was like my third orgasm in a row and so usually usually after one. I'm like I'm done that took so long. It takes me so long to come anyway. So the idea of recreating that is just an exhaustive and I'm I never a they never do it differ between men and Women Tom from Alberta Twenty show mail normal health. I had a heart heart attack few weeks ago but the doctor said it's probably just anxiety and K with that but when I watch watch movies or listen to podcasts that reference illness or injuries I feel that part of my body hurt brain aneurysm on TV. My skull her heart attack podcasts. My chest hurts. I don't want to self medicate but I really don't WanNA medicate. General what should I do can shrooms had have an adverse effect on yes. They can the fact that just on article today saying a single SCHRAMM exposure can exasperate underlying psychiatric stuff and anxiety to his psychiatric disorder. However do you have so much some so metabolising with brings value disorders very common journalists anxiety to also feel everything in your body your body and stuff like I have friends that have that where they think they're choking on something? WHOA whenever my friend Andrew Whoever on the road with me gets nervous before shows he'll just go out and go oh. He's going on as soon I'm like you. There's nothing in your throat. Stop like screaming. I'm because I'm like what are you coughing about but it just that's how it happened. There's something as a classic thing called Globus hysteresis which was like a fist coming up in your your neck feels like and then people can cough and choke and stuff like that feeling this thing and their neck globus he he might he has driven himself Markazi. Thanks a carpet fiber in his Safa guests and in his long. That's going to kill him. I mean but you know what has helped him is not drinking anymore and like meditation and mindfulness shocking yeah or now outside of a voicemail hi. Dr Do this is Ryan. I had a question about masturbation because I realized I've never heard actual legitimate doctor's opinion about how much is actually healthy more you know unhealthy when I asked ask my friends or the Internet it's either you should do it as much as possible or a don't do it. At all like I have friends who didn't really believe that you should only Jackie late through wet dreams which sounds fucking ridiculous to me but I can also see how can get unhealthy and like a like a the bad habit too much it can be like a chronic habits his on me and beat me as they say and shouts all the tick tards out there and in her later. Yeah Christine is take the she plays. Christina's tick talks have been out of control lately by the way I've been trying to understand like Oh my God I you gotta go back on your mom's house to figure them out but so what do you think I think that I think that like more than twice a day too much. Different people are different. I mean there are some people that they almost have to do that. That's like yeah but it if it affects functioning right it's a problem it's affects relationship. It affects your working. If you're doing it in places that you could maybe get in trouble for addicted to porn with it but something has control over you and you are doing it excessively particularly hurting yourself physically right squirting after the third time time or something soul comes out I mean you're drowning your pet durable civil but but it is it is an interesting topic. It's been asked me Mandy Handy many times over the years online and it's it's it's a hard question to answer and it's different depending on people's individual biology to be fair. what is next voice message hi. Dr Drew Longtime Fan Been Listening Sense love line my name's Brian I'm from Michigan Brian a couple of months ago. I A had a spinal fusion surgery at a problem with my four out five and dispaced incense then every time I make a brown on or I my ears yet and I was just wondering like what's going on there but I do not have a good explanation that I'm wondering wonder if he's on medication the Michael causing that but does nothing special about that. I wouldn't worry about I mean it's again. You know when we have discharges of any type are autonomic system is engaged and so people sneeze engorgement of the veins in the nose and the ears seems to make sense to me as something that could happen as well but you know. I'm not a huge fan of back surgeries general generally yeah not a fan. I think people you know like Dr Sarno Yup. I just I feel like most people's backs. Stuff is It's transient. It goes away. It's really a distress. You're tall person so you'd probably have some back stuff right it not anymore because I read that Book and whenever my back up I go bitch rich what's going on with you. Let's investigate and then as soon as I can target what I'm stressed out about. It goes away and it may be will show up in a Migraine or something else but it will move away from my back perfect next. Hey Dr drew. My name is Dave I just had that question when I look on Google for this well back and I couldn't really find an answer I was about twenty and me and my girlfriend at the time she was going down on me and when they got when I got to the point of coming instead of that it was very liquidity equity and I thought might be. I'm not sure like people staff. I was still hard and she did it again and did the same thing within two minutes so not quite sure why she kept doing it. and then about two minutes later the exact same shit happened. What is that. It's never happened before. It's never happened since that's kind of odd it. It is odd you bet I'm betting you were on like an antihistamine or some sort of medication and it probably something to do with retrograde ejaculation where Jack it can go up into the bladder. The valve isn't quite flipping properly mercury mercury in retrograde no verdict mercury but retrograde ejaculation and sometimes nothing comes out like zero y yeah ideal. I was GONNA say. That's me goes prostate cancer arm. Nothing no fluid. Oh my God I mean as a whistle. That's so interesting is that what is that like now. Everything is now. It's normal. Everything felt it feels normal. Just no fluid produced. Does it feel income. Did it feel incomplete at. I really like there's something. Did you know I will tell you. The only difference is and women have almost no like compassion for this that males also in addition into sort of we all kind of need sexual discharging. It goes a little bit period of time. We were aware of it right those too long would mail. There is a fluid buildup that you're kind kind of drives it to all right. Don't happen which kind of relief Oh yes really won't have to be like literally emptier ball's already with yes okay from the fluid isn't seeming embalse. What's No let me give you a picture of the prostate seminal vesicles okay and if testes just bring out the just the sperm comes out of the tests he just the small trickle sperm in the fluid comes out of the prostate and accumulates in the seminal vesicles cycles. which is what fills up? Oh you see those things on the left there those let's see it was a good picture yeah that picture yeah see see. That's what's filling up. No that's not yeah to sell vessels are filling up but it's it's both of sperm and the fluid mixing up there okay right. They come from different places they come. They mixed together exactly give me another prostate one place no so you see up there the prostate big coconut looking thing right there yes and the bladders above that. I imagine something like that the Angula what the hell is that we so the seminal vesicles where the semen is is coming from fluids coming from this picture okay so so the prostate you see where that is point at Dav. It's the pink thing there okay and you see that little the fleas coming off of it yet. That's the seminal vesicles as the fluids accumulate there and and you see how there's the purple thing that bag that's where the the sperm luke dribbles in the fluid and then the testicle makes the sperm okay. That's the sperm cells wow wow and then it goes back up up and then out. How does it get out. It's you see the seminal vesicles right. You just goes valve opens it releases from there and goes right out the aretha so so you just went the wrong way. So it starts out in the testicle. It goes up the purple to down there. Is there with prostate the bladder okay in the prostate. No because it's the purple leaf coming up there from the prostate and then you see there's a there's a a docked that goes out of that leaf down go down all the way that the outside world there we go and then and then the bladder is shut off right okay who we got it. We got there. What is the I don't have the pink thing a that's what you don't have no. That's a rectum. She's I ah we're learning so much about you ever rectal so yes. Oh my God it was not a good time is how deadly is that. It depends on scared. I was pissed. I got at at fifty. I'm like I because my dad figured get it around seventy five over really but I'm also you know I'm an attorney so I know if you gotta get cancer through. That's that's the one you've got someone to get weren't warn you. Almost I know that it would be nice to push it but your body isn't your body like to it to be seventy five when you get it but aren't you more well equipped to beat it. At fifty years. I went on active surveillance. Anyway pushed pushed back a few years. I want to start changing the bills. It's time to get it out there and it was how what was the recovery on that. I did it across fourth of July weekend still doing each ellen show and I worked after to the weekend oh wow but I had a lie down on all the commercial breaks and it's a live TV show right and I. I was not right for two years to be fair but I was still functioning. Normally I would fatigue easily and that kind of thing and it just didn't quite then fully recognize. I'm I'm. I'm I'm like you in the sense. I'm beard demanding and perfection mystic and driven all that stuff and sometimes you don't you don't listen. You can't don't know quite what's going on. You know you can't can't do what you WanNa do and he's like pisses you off yeah so we bought what was going on. Then you were just having a tra- travel recovering from the surgery itself or I don't know whether it was the tissue you damage or the anesthesia seizure like five six hours you know and so whatever was it and I and I know that I react badly to that stuff takes me. I took you two years to feel normal and six months lately normal. Oh that's great six months I felt normal ish but at the end of two years it was like Oh oh yeah wasn't really quite didn't have the same stamina. I'm used to even mentally a little bit. Stamina Stamina like just yeah you know. What's what's the word for that like vitality same town so glad you got your back. We're back well. Listen speaking of getting back It's a privilege legacy always yeah. I really enjoy talking to you. I enjoyed talking. Joy Your work. I love talking to you. I love that we're friends. I can't believe I'm friends with Dr Kidding me. Verge Insane and we're GonNa get you a good person. I'm going to be great. I'm GONNA be pissed. If you don't start working on no no no I I need to. I'm tired tired of feeling this way I get that it's not as bad as we plumbed. We plum the no it can be. I have a one it's around my period into it was two days before my period. I start having these thoughts that are two periods today yeah recovering phase yeah and I just am very sensitive and and and I just once a month I have thoughts that are just insane just like uh-huh treating that. I just now beginning to relate it to my hormones. He di Di di Di. Is that depressive disorder premenstrual depressive disorder yeah yeah yeah we're like you. WanNa kill yourself or you have like you. Don't want like I'm never going to you just have the thoughts of it the well thoughts of her years over of course depression Russian but even just your debility sensitivity more. They want to be clear. I don't ever WANNA kill myself. I just have it's. It's different because I just I I. I need to be clear for myself to because it's just I swear to God. It's comes on like the sniffles is like you should die like that's how. I don't even contract but that's why it sounds so PM D. out of my control really does and and and it's just a thought right. It's Unin Tan on its plan that with what but we'll talk swim or Nikki get. What do you got coming up. DOT COM DOT COM. Come see me on tour. Go Yeah well. She won't talk about this depressing stuff on the com-. La Definitely do not definitely in a comedic way yeah. I mean like I'm always a real you out of my pocket jellyfish from my I mean last week on my podcast I like cried about. I'm very open all the time so this was really really fun for me. you up as the podcast you up is the radio show. 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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Brad Williams - Ep. 09

Dr. Drew After Dark

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Dr. Drew After Dark w/ Brad Williams - Ep. 09

"Dr drew, and this is Dr after he'd be doctor after dark making sexually content and be unsuitable for young children. And welcome to another doctor after dark. I can't believe doing this as long as we have. But I appreciate the love sport from the your mom's house audience. They it says been a privilege and a pleasure. A lot of fun. And thank you for letting me break it out a bit with some of my friends, reminder shirt is still available at merchant method. Don't ask me why they call it that. But that's what it's called there. It is. I will not repeat the aphorism that is there. Evidently, I said it but merge method dot com slash Tom Sahera where they make these Thompson, Greg. I know why they make these things up. Also, be sure to send emails at Dr drew after dark at gmaiLcom. Course, we read them every week, and they really important part of the show. Now, also your voice messages at eight one eight two five three one six nine three. In fact, you guys should tweet that out in case somebody wants to call in now get a life thing going here. It's interesting. We've never done it before today. It is my friend and personal savior, Brad Williams, personal savings. Are you starting a new religion? The it's called Brad Brad ISM well shit. I should start that. Part of it. Yeah. I well. I think I think I'm obligated to be involved in it not necessarily shape. Not really we just have some image of you on a weird something just up in front of the mantles. Okay. You don't have to part of it. We need an image of you. Hey as long as I get the money, I've learned from Scientology tax-free rules tax rule about it. I didn't say anything about giving you the money and said, you're mice myself. Okay. So people that don't know you are love your story about your dad. Yeah. And how he busted your balls. Yes. And made sure that you'd have a career in comedy. The inadvertently made me a comedian. Not yet. My dad for for all those watching and listening not a dwarf, which shocks a lot of people when they meet him. Let me stop you. Language. Yes language makes me frightened even to this day. I know you pay no attention. I don't what am I supposed to. You're. You're supposed to say little people. But that to me that's not Assad since I'm doctor and say plastic door. Yes. You could say dwarf a quantum pleasure. Right. Yes. Some version. Yes. And it's funny because I was actually this is how woke we are. Now, I was actually corrected by someone who doesn't have dwarfism because I said dwarf in a joke or opposed or something they went a little people. What did you say who the who the fucker you like I'm say that? Yeah. I'm never say. I send you break it out a little people. You're brutal. Yes. And I'll be brutal on them. But especially to someone who is not in a condom plastic dwarf. I go really. So I have a condo plastic dwarfism. That is the medical term for what I have. So sorry. I can't say the medical term. He's not an amputee. Okay. He's not an amputee. He's just different limbs. Not fuck you fish. Lim challenge. We've got one fucking are as person back off. Or of course, they never responded again because I would never it's like, I would never okay, I have a friend. He is very white and he was born in South Africa. And now now, but he lives here. He refers to himself as an African American. Right. And I love that. I love that. Because people don't know what the fuck to do. And they try to correct him. And he's just like, no American. Like, he he's more African than Elizabeth Warren Indian. Shit. Don't worry. You'll understand soon. Why Brad likes fucking with people? I remember how you took on an entire little people convention one. Oh, yeah. That was fun. Well, fuck off essentially, you mean 'cause they invited me to do stand up at the little people convention, and we're we're got a lot of. Mixing afire. But don't worry. We'll head out. We'll brand out back. Yeah. I did a show at a dwarf convention one time, and there they are real dwarfed inventions there. That's a thing. You can you can go to people there's a convention for everything now or they're people that are like into it into it. Oh, yeah. Like, are you talking about tall people that come? Yeah. Yeah. Like into it like we have to have security there for that specific reason. And there is definitely people that are on a watch list. We. Yes. It up. You must book one of those people on the phone or something. These show up. Chelsea handler. Chelsea handler told me about how she like, she always. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She. Yes, you either. Yes, she she loves a little people. There's guys that show up and they're on a watch list. But I mean 'cause they like the little people. Yeah. Yeah. Let's everyone always asked me was the vagina. Mother. And it's like, no, it's like is my ass, look smaller. You know? It's huge my ass massive. No, it's not smaller. Just an ask. And trust me. Ask me I've had sex with wars I've had sex with tall women. I can give you the John Madden tape where I like break it down with the Telestrator dwarf. Yeah. Exactly. Now, the the only thing that's weird for me about the dwarf Jonah. And is that when I was having sex with dwarves, I would require that the dwarf female have some puja care because when they had no pubic care they had tiny legs. Yes. And I'm like too weird too weird for me. I'm like how much people care. Do. They need to have landing strip just reminded something like, okay. Okay. And if not care see section, scar bullet wound or have have decided something automate something that. Makes me. No, okay. You've lived a lie. You know, not which makes me also realize that that I'm not a pedophile. When that like, you know, other than the fact that I've never let me be the first few. But. It just made me realize like, oh, yeah. Because that made me uncomfortable that even the thought might enter my head. Let's go. So I think generally that should be a note for all men. Yes. Should be weird for all men. Yeah. The no pubic hairs for that very reason. Right. You just have an amplified version of it in your. Yes. Escapades just a page. Yeah. It's not you don't need nineteen seventy six Julius Erving down there on that. You don't need. You know, you don't need to go down there. The weed whacker machete just a little something just some are. No like, okay. This is a woman. So otherwise, the vaginal sort of tracked gentle same same. Yeah. Yeah. Same same same. I mean. Yeah. I mean, I come skittles. But that's like the only thing you come skin. I come because you're sure you're one of the year. Like, you have a exactly leprechaun. Yes. Yes. Doors come skittles. I see my people don't have any real stereotypes. All our stereotypes are fantasy stereotype, of course. So I'm trying to throw more out there. Because like, they're they're stereotypes out there. Some people can't drive. Some people have big dick some people smell. I never said which group applied to those stereotypes. But we all thought of the same fucking people. Right. Okay. But like to a female dwarf has or Jackie Latian, reece's pieces happens. What goes on? Candy, come back. Dr Drew's like it. Yes. So I'm like, the only orchestra types that are out. There are like, hey, we make cookies like that's not a real else. It's not a real stereotype elfin door. Yeah. One one lives ever pointy years. And and and the other has a beard and a battle-axe. Okay. That's me. That's my. That's my people. Nice. Yeah. That MD more more fantasy. We don't have a real one. Yeah. But, but I, but the fan is I didn't I didn't think I always thought the rainbow stereotype, and I don't mean rainbow in the sense of. Right. Yeah. I mean rainbow in the sense of the pot of gold and the side of the rainbow and those peeing skittles and all this stuff, we should be. There's there's a tough a tough door. Stereotype, that's kind of cool. You should be that we battle-axe. He is a key sort of realized like dwarves or supposed to live under the rainbow and make cookies on the rain. Yeah. So we should be added to the LGBTQ d to be. Yeah. Yes. LGBT deed door. Yeah. So yeah. So under sexual orientation dwarf. Ooh, another thought that their transgender plastics must be right. I mean, there must be has to be. I haven't one. But that's a really interesting. All so. Yeah. I mean, generally, it's not too difficult because the kids section close Yuli altogether. So you don't go across the store like like like do something crazy. But yeah. Wow. A transgender little person. There must be they would get into every college. Oh, they wouldn't need Loy. Laughlin? They would just be in. No bribes. Yeah. Nothing. Oh transgender door. You're on our brochure. Your. The spokesman you are soon. Komo loud. You are everything come on. All right now, we're gonna go back to your dad. Yes. My dad tall regular what we call him. We call them readers reaches like, your reach or for me. Yeah. Useful to us reaching. Exactly. Yeah. My dad's reach her mom's Reacher when I was born in my dad had this philosophy where he knew he he wasn't trying to be these parents nowadays are like you're just like everyone else. Every everyone equal everyone's on a level. No, we're talking not. Okay. We're as we're discovering through things like the college. We are not all on the same playing field. So yes, he he he let me know very young that I was different. And I would be made fun of so his philosophy on. This was to make fun of me. I. Before I got to school and trained me to sort of have comebacks. So when I got to school, and I got made fun of. I would be ready. I'll I'll it would not be a shock to me. When a kid looked me and went wrong with you like I'd be ready for their first time when he broke into this pattern or did he sit down, and listen, I want to do this. And this why it's going to happen or just start happening. I remember first time, but I know that happened based on conversations I've had with my mom and old home videos as young as to where he would just start insulting me on like family home videos. Your dad is brutal. Yeah. I don't think I've ever met him when I'm dying to you met with wedding great guy expected either. I think about that's why feel like I've met him. Yeah. Yeah. It does not seem like that guy. Yeah. Because he's very nice. Oh my God. Yeah. For those you know, doctor was actually at my wedding. And it was a that was one of the finest weddings, right because everyone and everyone showed up because no one turns down wore wedding. You're like what the fuck is that at a dozen more or come out, and we throw things into like what what's the cake like we're makes it to. That's can Robin dwarf wedding. Yes. Food trucks trucks. Yes. Car museum. Yes. You checked everybody. Forgot the Chinese dragon answer the drive. China and the drum. Yes, I've been in. Yeah. Because so my wife is Chinese. That's why we had the Chinese dragon. Here's Trump goes like this. That's so right. So. That's everytime. And it does out of thousand time it's very racist. Dr it's not it's actually culturally as fair racist. I'm doing is. I'm a how would you like if aiding? How would you like if I said, oh, all black music is like. Mugging my that's very racist. But you do we do just very racist. Okay. Well, then I just called appropriation. I apologize was. But but that's what I go because we've lost Chinese France. We've dragging oh, I get it. I have a Chinese be racist. Chinese people the bottom line is that that that the drag. It's been to panic spread. I read is the drums drums stands by year for some reason. Yeah. So because they know your racist. So they're trying to slow trying to ram it into my head so I- reproduce it for podcast. So my friends can call me racist. I told you I wasn't feeling well today. This is this. Know this. What is you become your dad? Yes, now, I'm bullying you. So so so you will power through this. All right. So so I've always counted you you're my personal savior exact so. Back to your dad. So I the image. I have in my head of the shittiest to pull on. Yes. Would be around breakfast. Yes. Well, I mean yet co so I mean, there's so many I could go through sidings did coupled with the breakfast stayed in my head for some reason. Well, cereal. Yeah. Yeah. So he would put me on like, so we had the shelf where the where the CEO was and he would put the seal on this shelf. And when I would say I would want breakfast. Can I have some cereal? He would say, yes, I take could you get the cereal for me. He would say no, you wouldn't say. Hey, richer. Yeah. Like, he told me he's like no because I'm not going to be around forever. You're going to get your own damn cereal. So if you want cereal get your cereals, so I would have to climb sometimes use different apparatus apparat. I do little circle and like climb up on top of the shelf. And then I would take my then I'll take the plastic spoons that. Were there for? Yes. So that's still part of your of no. I wish it were. So good. I put in a special. So then I would take the plastic spoons. And I would throw it at the cereal box in hit it. So it would like like would talk. Yeah. Fall and catch serial, and it was this whole thing. But I'm so glad he did that. Because now like, I don't worry about that. I don't like the some some of the most fun. I have Dr drew is boarding an airplane. I love boarding an airplane. Because then everyone sees me with my rolly bag just goes how the fuck is going to get that in the overhead storage bed. And then I do it. Throwdown. Both armrest jump on reach down grab that some bitch in one motion Huck it every time I do standing ovation from the plane, just like. It's so great. Like, that's that's the thing. That people always talk about the negatives about having a disability. Here's a positive thing. If you have a disability a noticeable disability. The one of the positives that you get to be an inspiration for no fucking reason whatsoever for just doing normal things. It's it's almost weird to hear you, call your baseline condition as disability condition band name. Think about you being disabled at all I don't either. But the US government does. So sweet I got the park really close today. Wow. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so you're jealous. I mean, I had to pick up on chicks and Bob the builder on my shirt. So you know, that's pros and cons. Yeah. You did. Okay. All right. Yeah. But yeah, I it's this thing where like you in order to be an inspiration. You had to be a doctor, right, right? You had to go to eight years or more of school training. And you got to throw your bag in the do that. I get to dress myself and people are like, I don't know how he did it with those T Rex arms. That's amazing. It's what's the most. Brutal. Bullying your data overheard. Overheard the most brutal bowling that's easy the day where he woke me up on. My sixteenth birthday and said happy birthday about you a car, and I ran downstairs, and there was a Fisher Price power wheel sitting in the garage. That was the most brutal. But was he standing there laughing his ass? Oh, yeah. He thought his show. Oh, yeah. And did you take those t Rex arms and punch? No, I drove the car to school what we live like two blocks away. That's funny. So I drove it. I said fuck it already. Did he think too much too far gone too far now? Well, like, he's got me. Now as I was driving down the driver. He he's not come back. It's a joke. Like, I'm like, no, this is my car. This is my car. This is what you want your son to eat pull it in the school with this is what this is what I will do where you already funny by that point. I mean. Relatively. Yeah. Like in comparison to the other kids like my dad always taught me like, hey, when you meet someone like usually throw it a throated dwarf joke. Just like really fast just so they know okay. He's cool with it. Yeah. And like 'cause they're going to wonder so smart. So I would usually have quickly one liners, and and this would develop from just interacting with him. Because like my dad plays golf a lot. And I would always want to hang out with him. So therefore, I had to play golf so whenever I would play golf. I would go with my dad, and he would always say the same joke where like you'd be walking to the front tea, and, you know, his friends Bela your son plays golf. That's great. My dad, always yell back. Like, yeah, he's not that good off the tee. But he's got a hell of a short game. Every time every time I would mouth the joke along with him. It'd be insane. But then I got to like it. So now like I f on with the with the dad type jokes. On the golf course. Now when people like, oh, you play golf. What's your handicap? Mike dwarfism you piece of shit just. And then and then the alternate sort of payback your dad, you're an C student you're doing well. Yes. And now it's time to yes. Over the final. And then my dad who I I did go to USC they they did not pay five hundred thousand dollars for a fixer. No. On like dwarf with good grades and extracurriculars come on. I got in so curricular. I was theater and the wrestling team. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I was on the wrestling team, man. It was great. But that's tightly weight control. Exactly. So the only people that I fought because you probably have the you probably have the leverage on them. There you go. God. That's people think when they see me that I'm gonna be like forty five pounds soaking wet. So I know I'm compact, and you're gonna get some scrawny little aches twigs. And then Dr drew there is no I've gotten standing ovations in front of crowds of eight thousand people I will trade all of those to once again, see the look on a father's face. When a midget pins, his son fantastic. Getting back at all the fathers there you are back at every his your. Rage and fury. For the full shitty. Put you father the chance that would come out. Just like like pinned one kid one time the dad yelled out like you gotta be Canada. Like, how do you console your kid? How do you console? Your kid back. Also pictures of you in a wrestling Leotard. Yeah. It's got to be off because you saw the full outline of the dick. And if all be impressive such a small sort of like, yeah, I can legit hangs down to my knee. But that's and that's impressive. Everyone else for me. Whatever. So so you delivered the final blow to your dad? Yeah. By dropping out of school after I had a year ago. And now that we all are familiar with USC because the story were familiar with sort of how much he was in the whole in terms of tuition. And then I came to him and said, hey, dad, I'm not gonna go for my final year. I'm gonna I'm going to stand up comic. Which is just what every father dreams of hearing. How Louis yes? So but just as we imagined it. Yeah. And and I'm not one of these guys where like I I don't like it when when a lot of people down play their their either their socioeconomic status, or like, you know, because now we have the there's a lot of people that don't like to talk about they're wealthy. My my my dad really well from self great attorney we lived in. We live in Orange County. We were. Okay. All right. Yeah. So when I said that that I was gonna drop out be a comic. He said cool, you're out you're out. Out of the will. Oh, and I said done. Wow. I said done because I really wanted to do it. And I knew I was going to be rescinded that judgment. He has. But I don't need it anymore stand. But it and that's fine. But yeah, I love that you knew. So clearly that that's what you needed to do. Yeah. The first time I was on stage. It was like, oh, well, this is this is it. This is perfect. And you were at college then. Yeah. Mike or something? No. I was I was nineteen years old. And I was in the audience at the Bray improv and the comedian onstage. Started making midget jokes and half the audience was laughing and the audience that was sitting by me was like. Yeah. Laughing and the comedian noticed. What's what's up here? What is one of them here? And I just raised my hand like. Any called me up on stage. And he started asking me questions because he was curious, and I started answering I answered honestly, I wasn't trying to be funny. I didn't have any Schick or anything like that. I just answered the questions, my answers got laughs. And that was hooked heroin. That was it. Yeah. That was what is it about those chairman for you? Because I I ask everyone that kind of question. Everyone has that moment. Yeah. People do for me. It was the it was the realization that was stand up comedy that. I control the message that with me when I when I walk outside here. And I go to a crowded area. I don't control the message people staring people looking I have I have kids asking questions. I have parents giving those kids horrible answers to those questions. That are not correct example. Oh, there's the cheesy ones like he didn't eat his vegetables. He didn't drink as mill my favorite one. Was he didn't pray enough? Oh that that was good. This was God's smiling me, do you? Do you? Do you do like presponse? Oh, yeah. If I hear it, the classic example was this was this was maybe like fifteen years ago while back, but like a I was at the mall around Christmas time, and the and the, of course, the mall Santa there, of course. And the line was incredible. I can always is the brea mall, and then this dad comes up to me with with his kid. And is like, hey, could you just like Hank just tell the elf what you want and then the L go tell set like you wanna wait in line this cheap. Fuck. So any says that without asking me anything without being like, hey, is it cool. If I or do, you know just comes up and says, you know, this is this is one of Santa's boys, you could tell him, and he'll tell Santa and you're good. So I took that like really is there any way that? Guy could've thought you actually work there. You were dressed like an no walking around with bells in your shoes. Or none of that. So I kind of went, okay? Because I know that if I get mad in that moment, that's the impression of little people that that kid the only impression that he has probably is of dwarf mad. So I cannot do that. So I looked I looked Khin went. Yep. Santa's elf and you've been very good this year. Like, what do you want? And he goes I wanna bike. And I see the dad just kind of like give me a. Like an and I guess what you're getting a bike. And the and the, but he he can't say shit. So I go in do you want an XBox? Like having the kids wanna next kidding and XBox? And I told him I told the keg go the only way that you do not get these things is if your parents failed to file the proper paperwork and dad lost it on me like like. Try to do tell them all this things. I'm like what this is just I'm saying as this is just the rules. I mean, this is this is protocol. I can't change it. You can't complain to me Paul. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So. Yeah. That that was the time where I where I really had fun. So to go back to the original question like I love stand up comedy. Because now it's not anyone making that shit up. It's just my message. I control the message to the audience whatever I want you to hear. That's what you will hear and nothing else. So that's that freedom and power and control really attracting anything about laughter, particularly no not really after was just the immediate reward. Yeah. But you know, you're in the red zone. Yeah. And it's good. Don't get me wrong. I mean, if you're a comic you live off that. But but the true thing that gets me going about stand up comedy is the fact that I'm like, I'm on stage. I'm telling these people everything that I that I control them here. You know, it was going to start asking people something. Started concern me a little bit. Which is that that the the PC comedy is disrespectful to the Lenny BRUCE'S in the car the win who went through so much and and one of the things about comedy that. Comedy was the origins of stand up comedy are jesters being the only one being able to make fun of the king. That's the origin. Stand up comedy where the gesture had free speech. No one else. Did we have to be able to look at very uncomfortable things and laugh about them? So we so they become less like toxic. Yeah. And if you hide everything from someone then when they do become exposed to that, they're unsure they're not, you know, then it will freak them out. So they can't bring it forward and thinking talk about it. Right. And the sad part is look like you want to get my news now. John oliver. Yeah. You know what? I mean. Yeah. Because John Oliver isn't CNN he isn't Fox News. And he does a lot of research like I get I get my like, yes, it's left leaning. But he like that's where I get my news from because oftentimes whether it be Carlin, whether be Pryor will be rock, whether it be, you know, like. Hell we recently had the same effect with Hannah Gatsby like comedy can be insanely powerful and more informative than stuck guide a suit giving a tedtalk like absolute head against the Austrian. Yes. People that. That's Netflix that people wanna watch. Yeah. Yeah. So and that so comedy can be the formative ones and what people don't realize with comedy. Is you have to protect the attempt because because people say like well rape is never funny abortion is never funny. It is. It's very funny, but it'd be offensive, but yes, very offensive. But in it's difficult to make that joke. Very different. Yeah. But if you do oh my God. It's so good. So cathartic so gold, and you can't say because if you say, okay, well, we all agree abortion can never be talked about. Well, then what about the person over here that went through spina bifida? Can we we make that Kuku made jokes about that? We made jokes dwarfism can we make jokes about a racist? Like the thing is comedy comes from conflict and it comes from tension. If I go on stage and say, hey, guys, my gender, fluid wife, and I had a great day today. Everything was good. We we talked we listened to each other all the other. We had a a wonderful meal that was not of any certain region. That's not funny. It's not funny. Conflict comes from the fight. You had with your wife conflict comes from the time that guy made fun of you conflict comes from you get into a fight. That's that's what the funding comes from. So you have to be able to protect the attempt. People will joke about things that are on paper without context horrible. But that's how they find the funny is we have to be allowed to fail. Some some comics are going to go on stage until horrible jokes about horrible, topics. But they're trying to find the funny. They're not tried to incite a riot. They're not trying. They're also not someone cried and not trying to hurt feelings. They're trying to be funny. They're also not trying to sort of defend some of these horrible. They may be making fun of. Yes. I used to make a joke that we that. We should give gay midgets to pedophile. And that would solve the problem. That is horrible. Exactly. Pedophilia is a horrible thing. Send all your letters not to a g mail. But to Brad William g I'm looking at. Okay. It's a horrible thing. We solve the problem. That's like you laughed the producer behind their laughed. We hurt we we heard the door. But I guarantee you someone will say that's not funny. And it's like, no, you can't it's weird that moment. Your defending yourself against the funny. Funny comes from the unexpected. Yes. It comes from the uncomfortable s and it comes from truth. Yes. In the truth may come out of the on comfortable, right? Yes. Like, you know, I it's the same way. We all have that friend or that relative. Or maybe it's even you that just always says that all everyone thinks I'm an asshole. But everyone like the world's against me. Like, they just can't take somebody to tell you know, if everyone says, you're a dick probably did some. Going on there. And and that's true. They know it's true. And that's when they'll snapback even harder. So like, you have to be able I will always defend the attempt and also if a room full of people is laughing you can't say it wasn't funny. You can't you can't. That's the that's the beautiful job out of just comfort. Yeah. You know? It's funny. I it's funny. If Anthony Jessil Nick tells a horrible joke, or whatever about about whatever topic that he talks about him in a room full of people laughs, you can't be the one going. That's not funny. Yeah. It is by definitely all just laughed at it. Tell you where I see a lot of spontaneous funny where it's unexpected is in sort of primate anthropology sort of videos, where they're doing an experiment in a monkey or chimpanzee behaves in a unexpected, but equivocally human way and people just let or little children that do things of sinister nature that sort of spontaneous. Laugh out loud. Yes. And it's not funny with the animals or the kids are doing at all. No. But it's so true in so recognizable. And so similar the most help it one of the most popular videos of on in YouTube history. Is that yet of a monkey putting his fingers but smelling it falling over funny. The other. There. There's a there's a video of small baby biting the finger of his brother and the and the kid crying out in pain. And that's Larry's the Charlie bit me that that one. That's funny. The the two I think of the the marshmallow experiment where the kids cans can't wait need them afterwards. Lie about. Yeah. That or the cappuccino monkeys they trained it to do something. And they give it a cucumber. They put them in the next cage. And they give it a grape. And the coupon. Braggers starts throwing the cucumber back at the experimenter. That's funny. Yeah. Very human. Yeah. Weirdly inexplicable. Let's go to some. Let's see I think we should go to clips. Okay. Let's go to what's being called temperature debate. You said you had something to say on this at Tom Christina on their temperature debate. Here we go. Now, I will say, you know, you're pretty mentally ill. When it comes to to warmth. Yeah. I do like the thermostat to be seventy six or above in the room. I mean, it's you know, feels that feels good. That's why people divorce. Well, do you realize that for like a comfortable room temperature? The majority of people don't feel like seventy seventy is perfect is nice. No. I think you have a lot of problems. I think you should get a physical. I think I do have some kind of low. What is that low testosterone? Yeah. Well, a lot of things jump out of me at that. First of all, I of all Christina has aids. Is that and worried about hypothyroid share? She's thyroid checked very common after pregnancy for this kind of thing to emerge. So that's possible. Although I see the big bazaar headphones that we're wearing they no longer wear anymore. So this must have been a while ago. Right. Or they return to the huge Airmont believe this was episode four eighty five not that long ago. No. Yeah. That was going back and forth. I think she's back to the to the in ear monitors. Okay. And what was interesting to most more than anything though is than when Tom mentioned, divorced. I saw real horror in her face. Did you see that again waiver? Brad, Steven you back toward Tom will say, you know, you're pretty mentally ill. When it comes to. She goes. The thermostat to be seventy six or above in the room. I mean, it's you know, feels that feels good. That's why people divorce. Well. Which is sweet we which is we. But at the same time. Are you kidding tracking devices on Tom what are you talking about love there? But the, but she thing is is that's one thing that like people always do the whatever advice about getting married and all that. No, no one ever tells you the differences between men and women I've never didn't say the fact that I don't believe a woman has ever said, no, I'm completely comfortable with the temperature. It is right now. I'm so relieved to hear you saying. Has ever said that because I'm a little I'm a little bit of a temperature freak too. But it's goes weird because my stuff is I have to have air conditioning on when it's hot outside, and it's cold outside, and I'm like total temperature. Plus. Yeah. Like my body wanted just to the temperatures, but it's a relatively narrow range shirt. Not good for my wife now because hers all over the place all the time. Yes now, and that's why one of the greatest inventions of all time. And here's the things. I don't even think it's I don't I don't even think it's real, okay? But I have a car that has those dual climate controls. You know, where it's like early worse. Seventy eight on their side. Here's to on the other is the new salvage way it's Bs. There's no way that the right side of my car, eighty two degrees. Eight inches over to your right? Yes. Not make it eighty two five. Yes. So so Bs, but it's all mental. It's all in the controller on the gets the placebo effect where my wife sets the right side to eighty degrees, and she's happy. She's like, oh, I'm in control the temperature. Therefore, I have to like it. So what we need? Dr drew is that same thing in the home. Like, oh, it's oh, it's climate controlled engines of your house where you say, oh, the left side of the bed. He's sort of. Degrees. It is this thing called nest. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so we fight about it. I let's see. Oh, look at sixty seven my bedroom right now. So we'll fight about that. When I go, but she'll set it back at some point when it gets too hot. And we reach Mars. Yeah. So, but what you need is just a seventy degree home. But then people have the allusion. I get it. I get you think. Yes. Scare if your wife, but I like delusion of control. It's fantastic. How is your wife? She's doing marriage. And I mean, we're not divorced. So that's when babies or we're trying we're trying we we I always get this mixed up. One is is an explosive device and the other prevents pregnancy. It's e- versus. I don't know the different. Okay. Well, what's the UD is the one that prevents pregnancy? Okay. Because I because I always say like, yeah. Thank you for uterus E for explosive. Okay. 'cause 'cause. Because I said to someone one time I must say the other one I said like my wife has an eye, and then they were like what the like, they were very very views. But yeah that that that has been removed. So now, we're trying we're trying to flee. I is out. Yes. The is out. She's safe, and we're trying to babies and for those of you who are curious because my wife is tall. That's twenty five percent chance war f- and they seventy five percent chance tall. So those the odds. We're working with. It's an autosomal recessive trait. Right. Yes. I mean, I'm gonna -ssume that I knew what that was. I I know that what recessive I don't know the first part of that. So your parents both carried this gene somewhere somewhere. I don't know. But yes, so spontaneously to all right. I'm just worried that if we have dwarf kid that the kids going to not want to be dwarf in hate being dwarf. And then like I can't hide like I can't look at the kid. Is there like why am I wore? I can't leave the kid be like, maybe you got it from your mom. I can't blame it on her. Yeah. They're gonna look at that. Like, okay. What what I'm fine. What I would be even more bizarre for you. Is that you you love it? If you have kid weights. Yeah. Career out of it, and you kids like well rebelling from dad by I hate my my. Yeah. You don't do comedy? You know, you do something else like one dwarf surgeon. You can do that ohling volley. So simulators to here he taught me all these terrible jokes. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see another clip about nasty cheapskates. Yeah. Wanting to take a look at this, doctor, adopt. You do you show our image while the video's playing in a corner of the screen here or something because we had some complaints about that. Last week or on the on the Bert Kreischer episode show that because the guy was shaking his dick around so we couldn't we couldn't show. Youtube stuff, right? We showed Bert Kreischer. Wasn't that offensive enough to people? So all right. So she skate so this I want you guys to to let us know if this is something that seems justifiably frugal behavior, or if it's teetering on type of mental illness or we were saying hoarding or not right, hoarding or your financial or mental illness. Let's play the game. So this is my Fastow's look at its brand new, shiny. I don't even have the cleanup. There's no mildew on my grout. Which is amazing. I have never cleaned it because I've never used it. I have a gym membership. And that's why take my shower I like to work out and punt of gym rat. I'm there every day. Anyway. So for that seems pretty that I signed off on. It's strange, but okay. But it's like shouldn't have to shave or any of these Jim Sharpe. Jim was very good. Use of time. She's always there. She knows. Okay, open. It was a lovely, Jim. She's at. Jim so far, I'm on board. So far, so good. Here we go a little deeper where I deposit my urine. Safe-money? I started peeing in a jar. This coincidentally happens to be an eliminate jar. That is updated we still frugal. Whoa. Okay. So does she in the jar? And then when she goes to the jam that she dumped into like another toilet. We we answer that question in a in a future clip. Here's the way. Wait, wait. Wait. I want to get the thinking right this. She think that somehow she's recycling nutrients, so she doesn't need to take vitamins eat or to water for the toilet. Is she saving. She saving dating waters green, okay. To dump it into another. Okay. So so far we're going to go for the waterless. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about that. So far weird. Okay. It's getting weird. Okay. Yeah. Thank you longer since the stronger gets. I had read online that you can put your urine into your compost pile. And I thought, wow, I can pee in a jar Bill my compost and not have to flush toilet. Okay. Closer to back to normal back towards sensible. It makes sense 'cause they're not for me. Because like, you know, it's composed than it has a purpose. But see my question is is that every time you go to the bathroom or like once every other day, it looks like it gets into it. She's all it's a commitment for. Okay. All right. So we're drifting back towards like you're not insane. Yeah. All right. Keep going my water Bill went from thirty dollars a month to twenty dollars a month. So there's ten dollars right there. So I p in a bottle, but don't get me wrong. I you know, pooped like everybody else and I put toilet. So I flipped probably one or two times a day. So she saving ten dollars a month doing this. I mean, it's pretty worth it. Right. Well, Ray being my father, son. I would say completely worth. It was a depression era. Dude. The way the way you like if he had heard this. We'd be onto that. Yeah. Well, like, okay. So we talked about I'm gonna put the last two segments. Together, we talked about dad's temperature control. Yeah. Dad's my dad who also explained earlier we were fine. We were in Orange County house, you know, made made some money. My dad refused to run the air conditioner during the summer. Yeah. Because it was like this way too expensive way to expel. Yeah. And a little bit little issues in the car sometimes too. And then shoes forget it. You have one pair pair good. We're going to tell you about walk through the snow in Chicago. All right. So okay. Is there another this is her? We're gonna walk. Loops let me set up the next, and we we're we're sort of not, you know, we're not she's attic with her behavior vomiting as we often are and his Tom said, what does he call women that are like this cool, dude? Oh, yeah. This is definitely a cool girl. Cool girl. Tom. Okay. I don't oh one. She she turned Asian. She hydrated, and she turned. So this next person is now a different a different person different Asian person that is trying to be frugal on a different way. Tell me if this is seems just as normal as the first clip or if this seems like an eye exam. Yeah. Clearer. Go ahead. Give me the I don't do laundry. You have to pay the bitten quarters so half thirty close. I tried to wash them climb shouting. I'm using a free sample detergent got fantasy gets detergent and bleach onto my close before. I put them in the shower too soap. That's pretty frugal. Yup. Yup. Again. And now promoter the south. From the old country. But now, we're getting to this point where we have a mutual friend named Dave damage shack and wishes she pain he would say to what end to what end whereas the stop where it's like how much of you trying to save money impedes on the life. Yes. That you would pay the money to have right? Fish. How inefficient if it takes you four hours of clipping coupons. Yes to save five bucks on your groceries. Wouldn't you pay five dollars to not have to spend four hours to clip coupons? I certainly would and to sort of summarize all of these things were saying they all are flirting with medal. Yes. Yes. This is a kind of. I mean, it's not affecting their functioning as it like not getting the job done. This is where this is where I'll flat out amid at my racism comes into play why? Because when the white woman's doing these things to save money. I'm like that crazy bitch when the agents doing I'm like, they they know something we don't they? Let's see what she might know keep going. Okay. I'm done showering close. Almost never do. The last time the laundry was. Whether the camera roll with her in the ship you'd yeah. But keep going. Close. She did they look like Cinderella's outfit there. There's holes shredded outfit, by the way. If that's cool now, washing like when you're washing your clothes in the bottom of the tub, you're cleaning dirt and bacteria and in skin dead skin off, our body, look and probably a matter if it was your tub, Brad all the. So much variety. Yeah. So much so oh where we're going with this don't schools. Here. Does it right? Our own waste money. But it's shrinks close and their wares. Close out faster. Keep your clothes newer longer include dried aware, she's using their right out of the couture. I I'm okay with the air dry to me. That's okay. That's fine. So that's the only redeeming normal part about. Yeah. The washing the clothes. It's like. Yeah. That's better. My stomach hold onto that feeling. Takes a turn. Oh, my. Laundry every other week it's cost like three dollars to wash and dry. Clothes save. Maybe six dollars a month. Oh, boy, all that massive massive save. And don't get me wrong. I understand for some people six dollars can be. But to what end do you know, what my stomach I'm wanting to sit in judgment of this mental illness. But it's feeling so familiar to me that just your dad's the heritage like is that the conflict is like eating my stomach. So is this like a weird Oedipus complex where you're somehow attracted to this woman? But it's a weird kind of flick feeling like if I call this woman. Crazy that means I'm calling great. Yeah. Yeah. Sort of in that zone. Okay. This is this is like besmirching, my families and. Mike calling this all into. Here's one thing scary is that here's one thing is that. But here because I've heard other people say stuff like that. Like, I can't do this because this would go against my mom or my. Yeah. Maybe your cultures wrong. Oh, absolutely say to be Smerch. Yes that yes. It's the scary part is that I feel conflicted about it. That's what scary to me that that ensuring condemning it straight away, but I'm feeling a little uncomfortable. Yes. That's not. That's the yes. And having having having a Chinese wife. Oh, that's right. I'm very familiar with. Yes. Some of these things. Well, you should know that the Chinese and the European Jews the him a lot of heritage in common. Terms of these kinds of really, yeah. Yeah. Because there and then there's rashly what a real. So that's where we come. There's a there's definitely been a war of cultures. Like like, my wife is actually she's she's half Chinese and oh my God, the the the the self perpetuated. Shame that she feels for being half Chinese. She's like, I'm not I she should not all wonder all she has told me that she feels horrible that she can't give her Chinese mud her Chinese mother Chinese grandchild. Oh my gosh. And I'm like, you know, that's insane. Right. Because you didn't choose your dad. You didn't choose to be half white like you're you like she controlled that more than anybody like she had sex with a guy like Evan. She goes. Yes. I know it's crazy. But that's how I feel. I can relate to is. That is at the end of our torture. I mean, I think I think we saw enough I think I do too. I feel good because usually kind of torture this. This has been probably the tamest clip that we've shown you. I would agree. With that. But that means the emails are going to be hold on being text from Mike Catherwood. I can show you something. That's torture. One of these days. He's he's texted me while we've been on the show number one of your ever show what he's touching him. No. By the way. No one wants to take a look at those the y may of that came from that's from your mom's house episode, four seventy one. How to react to the? Yeah. Oh, yeah. These they think these people are insane. I mean, rightfully so it's mental illness. But it's you save six dollars a month. It's on the spectrum. Right. Yes. So shall I start with some voice messages or emails, whatever feels best for you. Try to Email recently. I've noticed sensation in my balls that feels like someone is constantly squeezing them this coincides with the fact that I've recently stained from after Bachchan. I wonder what it could be then broke up with my girlfriend recently. So far it's been about twenty one days. Why do you make me eve attempt to get me to read some of this? So yeah. So he hasn't masturbated twenty days broke up girlfriend hasn't had any discharge. Okay. I know everyone's heard of blue balls, but I've never felt this pain before I was wondering if this was normal. It really does feel like kicks in the balls by baby's foot. It makes me think that I'm on healthy of Saint for the song. You are. It's not healthy. Yeah. And usually God takes care of it. We'll take care of it during the night. And here's the thing that in talking to tell me if I'm wrong, but the the human body normally, let's you know, when you're doing something bad to it pain, paying, well, this is sort of a funny thing because blue ball says I'm talking about is though it's a clinical term, but this it should be. It's pelvic congestion, the semi all vesicles fill up with some little fluid. The prostate becomes irritated tissue starts, in course in. There's a lot of reason people are stand. It has almost nothing to do with the testicles, though, the Tesco's are just this Oregon that. Testosterone eight trickle of cells back up to the seminal vesicles to mix with the same and produced by the prostate. And so the balls feel uncomfortable because that's where all the congestion is sort of. It's all in that pelvic area. Okay. Go and let God do it at night or maybe just be healthy. And now now what's he trying to prove does he also wash his clothes in the? Gave it up for lent. Maybe maybe maybe gave jerking off relent. That's gone cold Turkey jerky noticed every time. I have a moment this as a female. There is an abundance of vaginal discharge. I've noticed it is excreted right before the bowel movement after wiping. I was curious to why I know if you go gentlemen mentioned sperms come out when he has about movement. I evidently those one of our popular emails. I wonder what the correlations for women to bumpkin. Not sure know if it was just me, I just wanna do not Google bump gain. If you're like, what's don't let the do it the pelvic? I feel like I'd have a pelvic architecture picture up here. People are what I'm talking. I just stand here. I'm about the size. Two and a half point is the the uterus the vagina right up against the rock them sort of all right in the same zone. And so things that are moving through one can affect the I just realized something Dr drew. I'm thirty five years old now that means five years before k. Do the math. I know you are a doctor, and you are a friend at some point your fingers probably going to be at my ass. I understand the correlation had some point at some point your fingers, probably going be my ass. The friend part does not increase the probability of a finger going. I mean, I mean, the fact that I'm Dr part means that have to be your doctor, which I can't also be your friend fact that I'm not on what frugal I can go. You're gonna make me do. I mean, I get a free finger up the ass to check my prostate from doctor Huma were brought up the other day that I that with him years ago. Yes. And of course, it was when he was the color guy in the morning show. I rock and Kevin showed up with a tape recorder. Yes. In the room with us. So all I'm saying is what what you are seeing is two men who are who have not had any sexual contact whatsoever. In the future will thank you for that. And that's why I think there's tension between forward to it. Good look at that. I want you to use which finger. Do you use that? I just went to index the longest one just think about is that just for me or is that clinical that's everybody. Okay. But my personal savior is going to have his finger up. His that's the part that you're going to be spinning me. Like a Harlem globetrotter, spins a ball. That cartoon or a t shirt. About fifteen years ago. It's a miracle this title years ago. Years ago shot five times as a result, I became pelagic. I spent nearly four times for years in a wheelchair and I use my legs. Wow. Ever since this incident having an orgasms become somewhat painful that I've noticed that urine is released along with your check also ever since the shooting I have to urinate, frequently all throughout the day and have been able to sleep more than two hours time any thoughts. Why this is? I don't understand why you sleep though, e every two hours cath every diaper. Yeah. But probably diaper and sleep it probably still would wake him up. I guess. Yeah. So what's the bottom line is that because of the spinal injury? The the Jack Latian knows contractions are not coordinated properly and also the sort of the flap that keeps the urine, and let's Jack Hewlett out dysfunction a little bit which you can happen. All this gonna after spinal cord injury seems like the might have been a damage your auto Nommik nervous system as well. What I don't understand is. Why haven't brought this up with your team because you're logical problems and bowel problems sort of part of the whole paraplegic thing. You gotta deal with all that stuff and come up with now a plan. Is there a way because he says that having a an orgasm as painful? Yeah. Is there a way as a medicine can make I'm thinking of medicines? It can release some of those muscles that make it less painful. Is there a way he can kind of have love dog this and every time he has nor Gazza like hidden somewhere. Do something else. So a needle yet. Like, yes. Like, the pain comes with pleasure. So now he starts to get off on the pain or thinking like your dad here. Let's use it. No. I don't think. So wait, I'm not thinking wait in unless my dad's in some really kinky shit. All your dad is into what he is done. He's sort of a behavior therapist things more painful for you. So. We're not so yeah, I just what your head goes you need more. But this is the the these kinds of things are not at all. So so this person has a spinal cord transaction somewhere in the lumbar myth, risks or something. And the the interesting thing is that he's getting his legs back, which is fantastic amazing. Yes, fabulous done. But he still having some of these urological problems. I I would see a urologist. I'm sure there's things that can help. This is about s- about relaxing, some of those muscles around the bladder neck. All right. I've been head a sexual relationship for almost two years. She makes me the happiest I've ever been. Here's the deal, man. Although she brings me joy. I don't find myself attracted or physically or sexually. This is a problem. Yes. She wants to have sex often give me an array of clues between things like Bubba. The problem is I find myself remind or Madison sleeping with women very frequently throughout the day. Oh my God. I I had tributed this watching too much porn that may be true as well. Now, I find myself fantasizing about attractive women that I see at work. I feel like. Comparing them too much my girlfriend, so his married girlfriend bell. Oh, it like this is only supposed to happen. Once you're like ten years into marriage and did not have this is very frustrating because I didn't wanna keep ignore my girlfriend's needs to this is not a good situation. I hate to say it's like what what you have. Now is a really good friend. That's it. I for most couples the physical spark is very very important, even if it is waning or if it's minimal really important. It's what bonds people together in a mismatch sexual desire is a tough thing to manage especially when you're not attracted the person. And that's that's is there is there any way that he could find something about her that he is attracted to and just focus on that. Correct. And men are really good at that men can Cup metalized. We can look at P parts of we bring people out into parts hinders parts aby. Maybe he could try being a furry where she has to wear. The suit of like, pink, squirrel or something. And then he fucks, squirrel. All good advice. And then he could look and now he's looking at a pink squirrel, which is more attractive than his ugly as friends. Tractor. And Brad Williams with a solid advice. Like solution. You make something work if you truly want to be with her. But as I will tell where I have friends that are women that are say like, oh, this guy that I'm with you know, you never calls me. He insults me. I didn't leave. Yeah. There's someone out there that will check those boxes. Right. That's the bottom line that people get into this romantic relationships don't feel that they can ever leave them the hang from you almost have to because it's not really working. It's not fair to her. She knew you were feeling that this show and to be no no now, here's the here's the only way that you by the way, there will be somebody who's totally into her that person should with her. And here's the only way you can't leave is if you have kids. No, then you don't know you could you could you could leave. But then having arrangement. But like, here's usually what you can't leave is if she is like if this guy is really ugly. And this woman is the best that he could do then you can't leave 'cause you're like, yeah. So if there's a numbers Mitch mismatch, and he's on the long end if she's a seven. Yeah. You're off to and you wish she was an eight. I I still don't think that's fair to her. I still because it's not I'm I'm saying like, you have no you have no reason just kinda like maybe this is the best you can do. And that's where the porn comes in. Where you watch these porn stars thing. Oh, I have to fuck woman that that problem could be the port could go again cold jerky for a while and the poor. What here's here's what you do. A you could go to prison he'd be better then. And then when you get out you'll be like, yeah, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen in my. Or or you guys go and you joined the peace corps together. And you go to some third world country like horrible. And you just look like you like you've never or just the goddamn porn. 'cause listen, my wife is fantastic. She's gorgeous. She's beautiful. I I am sexually attracted my wife. I am an offer. There's no way I should be with. But sometimes I live. I live. You're also very sexually attracted to her. I get it. No. But I would say that living in Los Angeles is probably similar to living in a city like Miami or the entire fucking country of Brazil, where sometimes you look around you go in and you see these gorgeous amazing when they're go. That's normal. It's not travel the world travel the country you'll go like spent some time in Des Moines. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to what you got spent time into more Sarah voicemail. What do we got? Good morning, Dr. Julia. I have an issue about my Jonah. It's happens to be maybe a emotional tricker that when I get aroused in a certain point. It's like my vaginal area just conscious like a really really tight fist, and in his really uncomfortable and just painful and things, and it seems to be emotional trigger. I'm not sure, but I was just wondering if there's any way they you advise me on getting past thought question, Mark. Jain arts like our old veggies, Mus it is rather common. Agean is one of the more Egyptian Princess. One of the patra betrothed veg triggers. Sometimes is what's called a trophy vaginal, which is caused by all the progesterone predominant pills that are out there. So if you're on a birth control pill, that's hydros progesterone. First thing is to get off of that. And to talk to your doctor, maybe about them Nestor Jin cream to get the atrophies sort of an irritation of the lining taken care of. 'cause would that when would your vagina learns is that it hurts when Pena's comes in it starts spasm ING if it's on taint. It's the right one. Right. Dr drew, so funny, man. Spontaneous Vaduz was actually this physical therapy for that are pelvic physical, therapists, that specialize in training that so that's where I would do you get that job? I know they're really good too. I'm gonna work on today. Damn there's a book. Shoot. I can't remember the name of it. I haven't seen it in years. But there's books out there for exercise you can do to help with that just look pelvic floor and physical therapy. Wow. Physical like, I love friend, who's a physical therapist who has to stretch out old dudes after they've had a hip replacement. Look at the book, how does he get the vaginal stretching gig? I'm pretty sure just that's just Lexington Steele. He just comes over and has sex with you. And then that's that stretches it out go right there. Don't you? Yes. I do evidence based physical therapy. That's actually, physical therapist. There's pelvic physical therapist to. We're looking at the names of some of these your best body after baby go up up up the other way. So you mean down? What I made a school up. Go down. Maybe it's the ultimate physical therapy resource. Again, there's lots that we're looking at all the different books that are their physical therapy. Okay. Physical therapy poke for you. Now, that's all that's professionals. But look for the Amazon look through some of the books, you'll find it. Okay. So let's go to another. What's interesting, isn't they actually how many books there are on this? Yeah. This is. So at least she knows that she's not a low. She ain't alone. Yeah. I don't know. It's very common next one. Hey, Dr drew my name's Tyler. I heard you had a previous podcast talking about different colors of poop. What that means? Now, my coupe usually is an influenced by what I eat ever girlfriend on the other hand, she has boop issues. And there was one day where we both took chance the same day that we're lime green like mountain dew. Okay. Literally scare the shit out. Just wondering what could we eat in or done to debtor, you know, that ROY Zolt in in that role 'cause it never happened to me before that or or since that over you can help me out and just another quick question. Maybe answer wise, Bert, so fat. Thanks Kreischer eights allot he's alive. Give shit eight drinks. A lot a lot and. Yeah, that's why I don't know about the poop thing, but I can tell you why parts fat. So the the poop thing first of all I insist. That you guys play this video tape for Christina at the prefers, the vailable your mom's house, she will enjoy this way. No one else might cause. She's gonna wanna time up with Tom in some fashion. I bet having said that I because it's not medical doesn't really indicate anything medical. I don't you guys. Obviously, it's something together that turned green. But it's not of any real. Meaning I can tell you. We have a we have a mutual friend named Dave Sanchez and his poop wants turn green. Because he ate that. It was I was Burger King had an eighty one burger. Yeah. Where like the bun was like charcoal black. It was like infused with something. It was a black hamburger bun and when he ate that yet. His poop came out like the find out what that was like almost neon green. That's what I think. That's what he's talking. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe like, I don't know what this burger was it was some what's look it up Google Google. Day one. I don't know if it's the burger Google burger with a black bun Burger King with blackboard. Yeah. Yeah. And whatever this burger was there. It is. Oh, it's a howl Awin Walker. Okay. So. Yeah. So maybe now. Maybe we put in what what makes the burger the Halloween Walker black. What makes the Blackbird how to make a blackbir- there? It is. Yeah. Make a black burger really raised the stance for that. I'm not gonna say it. Yeah. There. It is. Yeah. So yeah, it's a black cheeseburger. God darn it doesn't really say. Does it? All right. Well, there you go. That'll turn your Putin. So many jokes. Why? What makes a black burger you can get away with anything more voice out of here. One more hour. Our? Hey, Dr drew my name is ROY. And I got out of the emotionally abusive relationship, and I was in for about two years we've been apart for about six months. I still see her at church where we both went. But we were together in a relationship for two years, and she was a motion abusive to me, and forgiven her we've we've broken up, and and I've been able to move on for the most part, but I still struggle with sexual desire for her. And I just the one thing that I've struggling to get over. And I wanna look forward to a new relationship, but she feels seems to be monopolizing all of my. Desires for. So this is a very common thing, and he has to ask himself. Does he want to have good sex and be miserable? Or does he want to go out and find a real relationship and have good or decency? And the thing is you will have good sex with that person. Then with the person you'd be actually care about actually treats you properly. Yes, there's no long-term sort of good outcome for his is abusive. I I hate that. It's the answer's simple. But you really just have to start getting laid imagine. He's not getting laid maybe. So he's thinking like, ooh Hoo. Someone who I can get laid with easily this woman. Well, sometimes somebody's right in your zone. You know what? I mean it just you'll find that zone again number one number two don't don't confuse intensity for love. That's the thing. That's the big mistake. Everybody makes because it's so sexually charged for you. It's intense, and you're addicted that intensity, but that is not healthy. Yeah. Just just go down to West Hollywood and pay someone to step on your balls. When you come Brad Williams work. We find you where are you coming up? I'm on my website. Brad Williams, comedy dot com. My Twitter at funny Brad, my Instagram brooms comic, I tour like a damn madman. If I'm not coming to your city. Wait, I'll be there. Yes. All to buddy to care. 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552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

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552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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It's another episode of Your Mom's House all you had a great week We got a really big episode today. there's so much to get into. There's really a lot to talk about a lot to show you Nobody does a better job of going all over the World Wide Web and finding the most premium content to share with a large listening and viewing fan base. Were so proud of the work. We do here. We know that it enhances your life as well as our own. Well and that you know the mainstream media they cover certain stories but we cover the real story. Cover the real news stories in the margins. The topics people don't normally explore without bias. You're not gonNA see what the real story on. Cnn or Fox News you gotTA DIG deeper. Thankfully we dig for you cooper doesn't eat. Putin on the way we do you can tell. He doesn't have any carbs in his life. Now now I think I should just probably get into the show. I'm really excited about this way I just wanted to because I know last time with felt like kind of like weird vibes and I felt like like you were looking something for me and I didn't know how to give it to you and so I think I'm ready to give you what you wanted last week and I wrote I brought something for you. Okay what is going on with you to? We're trying to work it out what you're talking like what you wrote. I wrote a poem. Okay and it's it's called. Sorry Thom I appreciate that and like to hear it. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry a million times I am sorry. Lonzo a CIGNA ME. Shine Lem Matrix run wet with tears from my. I my master's upset and I don't know why is it something I did. Is it something? I said daily shame embarrassment self-loathing and dread sorry sorry. Sorry afraid afraid. Afraid afraid to be sorry sorry to be afraid. Wake up to panic. Fear is my breakfast then for lunch I screw up a segment after some thought it all becomes clear. I'm a dumb fucking idiot. Who fucks up all year? I prepped the wrong drops and won't eat out my mom. Those are just two things that I do very wrong. It's not your fault that you wish I would die. I'm just an outside dog who keeps shitting inside a mall out of words. Nothing else to do except apologize for being an imbecile mouth breathing. Ju Sorry Mr Thomas do better. I like that. Yeah yeah that was good. So we're good. I way better got that is weight off my shoulders. I'm okay that makes you feel better Tom. Why wouldn't that make me feel better? I mean the poor guy almost cried during that that makes you feel better. As the best part I was just trying to be genuine and authentic. Yeah I love that of that. He did you said sorry and Hungarian. I even picked up that. I mean he researched different languages to say so I would like. Here's what I would like that. So hit me the right way. If you could print that nice you know. Thick paper cardboard kind of paper. And we'll frame that like stationary. Yeah let's frame I okay. What is going on on the Shell? I like that a lot so I'm glad you liked Mr Thomas. Absolutely I appreciate you recognizing your many flaws. Yeah and how it can affect other people And you know I think I. I'm saying you're welcome now and I'm saying thank you. Yeah because I was just like walking in every day like just a normal day where yeah but like. Everything's my fault I. I didn't realize that until last week. So I WANNA say. Thank you for opening my eyes to that. You're welcome Erin outside dog. That shit's inside that the wording news. Yeah but he outside dog who keeps keeps inside. I really liked that. I liked those words. I think what I've gone from. There is thank you for taking me so that I know where to go. Shit now right know something like that right right right. Maybe next time they ask for revision noted obviously draft having my face in it so to do spanking me host do that to a dog. No it's really feels like that's the old school way. That's how they learn. I mean it worked for me. Yeah did work for you. Got To feel good now. I feel really good therapist about this. One why baby at the Dow was really really good. Not Mouse well written. I mean many scared. You're you want an adopted. Be Scared of do bad again. No you did Great Guy Great. What is happening? You did Great Okay. Proud of you. Oh Oh wow that feel. That actually feels really good. Oh man I'm going to chase that feeling all right. Let's now's getting the show. Okay here we go what you're watching video. Call the facts feelings. And wonder of life my testicles would bother me. I mean it's like one would hurt. Would just be fine for those of you familiar with the term tests to go. I think we should explain. That the testicles those two round balls love your mom's House Whitall Don Sikora Christina Zits to your mom's house that really lifted your spirits tone poem. It was beautiful. It was really good. I'm was really well written. It was the right thing to do. I'm glad we're we have in our past now. Great is this thing. How great is this was a talk? I found and I immediately showed it to you because I was so inspired to round balls and everybody knows the balls hold the P P is stored in the balls. That's right those true well known we were talking. About what if what if Dr Fauci was giving a speech and was like oh it would be so great on like he's been doing all these press requests zoom in and then just haven't talked about. It'd be like real quick before you go sir. What's that piece balls? But no but if algae was like we've been doing extensive research working night tirelessly day and night and we've discovered that yes. P is in fact stored in the boss. And you're like what you're not you're not working on the the virus doesn't matter does it? Matter anatomically. We're always. We were convinced. Semen was producing the testicles and it is not solely for your urine story. What about the virus? It's killing vaccine. Doesn't matter doesn't matter reached out of a feel that bulls but how great where the eighties when they just had stuff like this and I really think they should bring this kind of blatant discussion back to you. Ever see the Youtube Australian Morning Show not from the eighties from like three years ago. Where the guy just comes out naked and the doctor. Just like yeah. It's like why why not though I mean this is how I learned sex Ed and I think the people are dumb and I think they need to be reeducated this way. This was better what young women will notice. They'll notice some widening of the hips. In addition to that later on the young woman will know the herbison a pubic hair. Special new kind of ood. I remember in In in grammar school eighth grade I had a friend of mine who had a for Harry puzzle full beard. You Know Kinda strange for me and okay in eighth grade. You're getting late. A friend of mine had a full beard. Was your friend older than you fuck. Oh Yeah he was twenty three okay but especially a an eighth grade Scott Bail. Wasn't he like super famous already and crushing pus? Like this kid this guy never you know he got his first heart on it and someone sat on it. There was no lag time. He has never struggled now in that department. One of those reality shows yeah. We watched it was years ago. It was like Scott grows up or something and he's like I'm tired of all this policy and he wanted a family and all the woman did we do I love. Do you remember this Kinda Shit though when grill so embarrassing had like these real corny graphics and music so great and how come that kid felt. I'm always surprised that one kid doesn't know how fucking cool it is to be like. I noticed that one of my balls hurts. Don't say that Shit like why. Don't you know that you will get beaten up for sale thing? Everyone up even if you have a real question socks. Don't say it you don't ask it right black kidding me. I'm Scott Baio asking you to please take good care of yourself and heavy great life. That's how you sign off. It's a good sign off though as a have a great life. That's the end of a show. Have a great life. I noticed that my boils hurt. I guys welcome the sex. Ed You might notice that your body's changing and you're feeling different you wake up and your Dicks rock-hard or you're sitting in a pool of sticky milk. It's OK natural. You WanNA stand out taking in school all right. If you WANNA stand out you gotta go varsity start fingering girls by the lockers and and if you get a chance hook up your ass. No one's doing that in Middle School. But why are they always first of all? It was always like the gym teacher. That taught you about your body. Little short shorts slow of mine who was Mrs Spangler who hot big old dyke old and dried up dyke like she hadn't had her period in twenty years and she taught us about the belt. Late eighties eighty. W and she's like. You can use a hygienic belt. Which was like not no one use that anymore. Go ahead in Google it. It's like sanitary Napkin Belt Belt. Are Those two round balls. Now it's like a sanitary Napkin belt and you could clip. The this is before they had glue on the bottom Maxi Pads. Oh it was so dumb like no on. No that's it. That's A. Yeah like you can clip your pads to that. I'm pretty sure we don't need those anymore. Oh my gosh I know it did it. Non Natives but this is what they taught us. We could use wait. She was hot though Super. Hot and then I remember her chastising us. Girls are pigs and she was like you have to keep the pad in the rapper. That's why it's called a sanitary napkin if it gets dirty. Get dirt on your Ghana. House like this horrible. The way you did that I hated it so I hated it. But don't you wish somebody appealing what have taught you sex. Ed like somebody just who look like. They had their life together doing it great. I'm afraid to know I am so afraid. I don't know first of all I. I did a thing where you're supposed to take notes during the sex. Ed and you could even do depictions. And for for the we. Did Peterson testicles. I drew like a huge digging and I just remember the teacher walking over looking at my paper like that pass me but then I got a went home and I totally fold my mom I go. Oh I just wanted to tell you something in Sex today and she goes. What said The the teacher. I don't know it's Kinda strange but we were talking about sex ahead. And then he pulled out his penis and his and she goes what I go. Yeah he was just like showing US hearts but I don't know if that was wrong to do and she was like he pulled him out and I was like hey showed us. The testicles is the penis and then when you get you imagining like. I kept it going for a while. And she was like with at the your father. We have to call the school why she goes because the in the south you want to call her. She remembers both caller. I remember the Celebi so awesome. Some dude did that. You'd be like Whoa Dude. I'd be like you know what the fucking crazy shit was today. My teacher Jack off in front of a I had nuns teaching sex ED in tenth grade. By the time I was in tenth grade. They taught girls sex. Ed At this all girls Catholic school. I went to and it was too late by then. We were all horse. Everybody was already fucking and having a non tell you about sex was so dumb. I remember one time a girl. There's a question box and she asked what happens. What's blue balls and this none was like? Oh let's cold and his balls turn blue. What attest stupid they were miracle. I wasn't pregnant in high school. My autumn I I mean thank God. My mother taught me about birth control otherwise sex. It's terrible it's terrible in the US. They don't do a good job at sex weird. Yeah stupid make an embarrassing and stuff not like this show. She loved his Bao's thing. It's watch every episode league. God Why is she the worst she never ever ever take fucking phone? I've got cubes. Will you look at my pup- Scott? I thought he was going to be like. I remember when I was in eighth grade. I was hooking up with this Jason. Hey is mom. With you. Bridge linking? Could you stop for a second? Not all why she's in the middle of Brits Game Online life risking can't pause for. I wanted to see if she remembered when I was in eighth grade and I told her that my teacher pulled his penis and testicles out during sex ED in the middle of point that Fumble that one. Can you ask her if you remember that Carol Carol? No you ask her if you remember when I told her that my teacher pulled his penis and testicles out in eighth grade and sex ED plant resin. You can say okay. Do you remember when I was in eighth grade and I came home and I told you my teacher. During sex ED pulled out his penis and his testicles in Class. And what did you say? I tell you when it's don't so that was the most disgusting discussing you. Oh Yeah you you believed me Blake. Yeah because I told you that he told us. Like this is the penis. These are the testicles one of those things. I don't forget you tonight. Yeah it was a lie. She still does a second mom. I told you later that same day when I saw that you were GonNa make a phone call. Yes of course. Yeah otherwise we would have called. We wouldn't have been like well go back to school tomorrow. Just see what he does letter back to Plano. Okay all right yeah. It's great it's great. I'm I gotTA run. I gotTA run. I'm recording all right. I taught my dad's all excited. Lotus lent me a car for a few days. Yes they did so I get to drive four. Gt thank you loaded. It's really fun. We drove weird. And you made very fast. Driving's scared the shit out of me but very quiet excited. No you didn't go fast. The speed limit and Quite a car. It's really fun. It's really cool if you really enjoy true. Sports car experienced that Lotus is. It's really fun low to the ground. You know you get that like that. It has almost like go-cart feel to it. I love that such a Boehner. When thing showed up yesterday yeah man of course well. I'm so glad that your mom is back to bridge. I knew that since the release of the FART video. She was afraid to show her face in that community back. She's but well no. She's playing online. So maybe not back. Okay where's that folder? The while you tell me what what is it. Is it in five five to five. What is it in five two okay? And there's going to be a folder called stolen valor and this has. This is an update. Yes okay. It's just another person chiming in. Oh Hey mommy's you're talking to a retired double agent here and I got to put in my two cents on this whole stolen valor thing. You See Christine and I. We worked on a lot of the same. Cia black sides together around the Horn of Africa. I remember this guy. Yeah we did. We were going to go on a little smash and grab and silly me. I misplaced some shape charges. Well luckily the Seeker Christine appear herself. She found him for us. We went on that raid. We blew a hold. Some other. Fuckers door captured tortured the shit out of all. Thanks to the secret thank you. That was a fun. Listen I was there. I was in that part of the world. Yeah Yeah And I remember my suitcase but my luggage was delayed from the airline and I had to wear the same velour jumpsuit in Africa. For three or four days. You've done so much for the United States military. I just speak for all Americans when I say thank you. You're welcome. Yeah that's what I do. It's all I now go ahead go. I was going to give a another update since we're on the update a topic cups. Oh yeah so. We really appreciate a Josh Potter. Giving at a great attempt at those Amazon Cups that I purchased. I don't think they're good enough. Well we went. Let's be honest. We went the cheap route. I wanted to see if he was open to it. But it's skill level was so now we're up in the. I've upped the game. I found a medical grade tip. Pump this is Norman approved. Yup it costs. I don't even know if I should say. Probably not. Hundreds hundreds eight hundred dollars back. But here's the thing is that it's electric and it's coming from Europe. It's electric and he will have some beautiful tits after this. Yeah so I'm very excited for the pass the parcel to arrive. I don't know how we how we can talk about those tit cups coming without revisiting. Some norms dot shook the podcast. Let's stop for a moment and just point something out episode. Five fifty of your mom's house will be studied for years. Okay is is definitely in the podcasting hall of fame. People will talk about you know the first time Elon. Musk was on Rogan. Barack Obama was on Merrin. And they'll say episode five fifty of your Mom's house changed podcasting forever. It now set the world on fire. I was getting kind of advocate so many so many families so many big big things happen To me it was watching a senior citizen. Eat his own shit so some people. It was something else but being that we got those cups coming from Europe and that we learned about cup norm. Yeah I think we should see what else norm is up to you know. Oh Hello Dr Taner. This is pick Norman Somerton pig got your message and yes hey would love to suck your cock to have you come all over pace face. Aw that would be driver ever borders. You know it's so sweet. Is that Canadian accent? Like it to be a joy for both of us your doctor. If you're in town and Calgary look up the pig and get ready to have him suck your cock but by Dr Totter Bye Happy. So joyful it doesn't creep me out actually because I think he's a sweet guy. Is this week. I don't feel any weirdness. Here's another video so Paul Mistress. This is pink. Here's my letter. Check out here. Oh dear no please. No no by your command. Wow his kids really have grown. They really are getting better and better. They're bigger for the people that are just listening. What did you just watch? We watch norm. He's on his hands and knees and what appears to be probably as kitchen. He's completely naked. And he used like barbecue lighter flavor his stick for a while as he held the the. What's it called the metal piercing? That is in the head of his Dick. And I tell you I watched his face the entire time. Not a flinch. Not even who a wince. It was just like that. The dodgers feather in the stick with La la La la like he was just basting it with a brush. Like a gentle I WanNa take a quick moment to address something a few weeks ago on this very program. I said some harsh things about the world professional wrestling and it's Athletes and fans and I just WanNa tell you a lot of what I said was careless. Thoughtless it was unnecessary All of us can try to do. Better myself included. I'm just kidding. 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Yup Anything kicked the guy in the mouth and that's why we had to blur it because you can't show Gore on youtube a pretty gory. It's like a lot of red Yeah yeah he is. Bleeding is bleeding weeks fed smoker kid. You should go to the doctor. Hospital usually did that Tan. Stitched up but I just bought some superglue and we'll go. Shudder smell his cigarette. You can do pretty good. Guess Oh these things I do for you Americans who can turn it into law because I like to do my own ending and forgive him at the same time. My camera was that a batteries. I never got to stick my camera down his mouth now. Quick question what are the chances that fed smoker stabbed? His Own Lake. Ten out of ten good good chance. Good chance another guy that stabbed him either is you. Don't think that fed smoker could provoke someone to the point where they stab him with. Yes screwdriver good counterpoint Yana. I agree with an adoptive however this man here likely was hearing voices he may have been in conflict with himself is realize this also mild. Fred smoker yeah. This is like really town down. Poised sedated state. He still goes. Jill smoked a cigarette. There's no chill unfed. Smoke smoke show even like when he lays down on the couch to chill out. It's just like like there's no. How does he relax? How does he sleep? I don't know I don't think he sleeps a lot. One thing I don't think is that he sleeps on a regular schedule as like. Oh it's ten thirty bed man. There's no schedule anywhere the night shea. The effectiveness of all the time whenever get myself fucking shoot up again without the blur that we do? But if I blurted I feel like you guys wouldn't realize do see Bruno blood mixed together. It's cold out holy. My methods are extremely quick and painless. Yeah what the fuck is going on in that car to all he pulled out all the wiring and shit. This guy was other level Guy. G man he was nutty. God dammit what superglue crazy me might be the craziest person we've ever covered that same something to yeah. Yeah I think like pissed spots is one level but then this guy was violent and paranoid a lot How can or let's get to it because such a man crazy? This shocked us to our cores a few weeks ago. But that doesn't mean we can't talk about it. And that is of course the infamous David and Lana on Ninety Day fiance before the ninety days. David was. The show's most celebrated dunce. He had gone four times to the Ukraine from Las Vegas to meet his girlfriend of seven years He paid her upwards of one hundred thousand dollars to chat with her on a dating site. She stood him up. Not just on the trip itself but on different days of the trip at the train station. I'll meet you at the restaurant. A meet you over here. Never showed up. Every time had excuses like well. I had my my nephew's hockey game that day. Yeah for that. I was supposed to go shop. No he came back for a fifth time right and then she he gets there. He flies for twenty four hours. He checks into the hotel. He's like well I'm going to get with. Lana goes to the computer and she goes. My nephew has hockey games this weekend. I can't see you till Monday. So let's two more days of waiting so we're like just as not this. He hires private investigator in the Ukraine. Who I called him when he was in Las Vegas and was like yeah. We did the invest. You know everything She's a scammer and he was like no she's not in the guys like look it all the time. She's on the state and the person you gave. She's on eight different sites at a minimum. She's probably doing this to at least eight different Matt and he was like not drew my Lana and then he goes there. He meets with that private investigator. The private investigator tells him I like. I don't know what language to say this. But she is a scammer. And you're getting hosed that he goes sir you are fire good data data and then he gets up and he leaves. Let me ask you something. If you're watching viewing this podcast. Just look it up. Go to Youtube and type and David. Alana experience the joy that is this man's just unwavering. Certainty that this woman is his true love. Now here's the big spoiler after all this shit all this fucking obvious you know manipulation by this person she contacts him again even after the and she says. I'll meet you Monday at this one park and he goes to stand under a statue and she appears. Oh my God she actually a he's real he's real and I feel so taken advantage of by. Tlc The learning channel and their editors because they hosed us they did they host me time. Here's what we're leaving out so far in this by the time that this podcast comes out. We probably will have more information that we don't have at the moment but they're not telling you that she's not a scammer right. All they're saying is the photo of the person is actually a person right and she may like she even mentioned in one of the little interviews. We saw in this episode. She's like I hope he brings me nice things. Yes she's really into the stuff with David and I saw some leaks stuff on the interwebs to that he was. He sent her photos of him. Lay a courtship photos. And they're like him in front of a Ferrari in front of mansion a wealthy guy so she of course going to be like. Oh it's a wealthy guy. Yeah so he also well she probably probably knows now but the amazing part is before he went to Ukraine for the fourth time. He went to a jewelry store with a friend. And the friend was like. Are you sure you want to do this? He was like my girlfriend and then they're like all right. So what's your price range for this? You know here's all these different diamonds and how diamonds work and he was like. I'm thinking you know like a two hundred dollars and the jeweler was like So you want like a cubic zirconiums and he was like yeah. Yeah Okay Yeah. So should. Perfect for the Ukrainian tramway right and the thing is to they. I saw thing with her. She was going through like a beauty store and she's a much better product in America. I can't wait to go to lamentably. She's clearly just wants to buy stuff this you she's one of them hoes. She's on him engaging she's dating other. Yeah no shit. Oh No. They're not engaged. What a shocker. All right yeah well anyways. It isn't an incredible like the power of delusion that we are all capable of is like best highlighted in that case. Yes David and I have to say too. I am very upset with big ad now. I don't like how he treated Rosemary. He did not inform her that he didn't want children. And that would dream to have two kids. But my dream my dream. Oh stop it. Oh stop it and stop your fake shock. Redo it again though but my dream is what they dream big. Ed Children like good. It's a good impression of rows. It might have kids. That's good. Yeah that's really good. What we call right now. Call it my dream. They'll have kids those good right anyways. I don't like that he wasn't forthcoming with that. Why go all the way to the Philippines? Take this girl away from her kid taker on a vacation. Tell her pussy stanks her breasts. Dang dollar her legs are hairy and all that and then to do. That was not very cool. Not wasn't again Yep. He got roasted online trash. People who got really mad enough people are really show. I feel like it's a most heaven. Can you see what the ratings are like a ratings for China? Say if ninety days three to. Hey you've heard right down. We're doing a podcast right. Now and Christina was doing impression of the Filipino Girl From Ninety Day Fiance. Before the ninety days and she. Well we said we gotta ask Joe if or you okay check on ninety day engagement. Okay Ed it. My dream to have kids. You'll make me feel Berry Berry but about Madam. Thank you wow stink. Got The endorsement and we can look you in the eyes and say it was not racist not dreicer. Does it say by those awesome. Let's see bird hades so much everybody everywhere. I go there. Say some race. Stop looking at comments. Because everyone's like oh you're in the KKK. Love that he's had agents call him before and they're like. Why is everyone calling you racist? Okay so this is okay okay. Spin off ninety two guys highest ratings ever among key Demos Nielsen the network among the P twenty episode earned. What is that four point? Four million total viewers wow They even have a commentary. Show say pillow talk. It earned a great one point five seven among that two point. Two you scroll down. Is there any more data Yeah so four point one on another episode. Yeah so that's like crazy for a cable. Show now cable show and there's so much competition competition that's amazing and then I'll tell you. They took us on an emotional ride and I enjoyed it and You know they did they. Did they manipulate us a little? Yes I feel even over. We're not even done you. I feel taken but you know what it was and I love it and I love the show. I took and I want to see what happens. Taking taking on a William and William's now Williams is definitely a scammer because they did the reverse that one. There's no quite surge soju boy and baby love. I don't know so far. Their relationship seems to be the strongest. Just don't everyone else's upside down right now and they're the only ones hanging nut so typically so Jabbour soldier boy and there's a pretty well known American Hip Hop Act Soja boy and is now. This is so Jabbour soldier soldier boy in the United States had quite a few big big hits and this is so joe boy who's going out just show up you don't hear the difference. I I love it. She actually looks good in that African outfit. Oh as bisexual no no it says oh please says maybe oh boy we. GonNa Call Jessica Curse on right now. Should we call right now? Yeah Okay I can't wait to talk to this maniac. She's been in a on the east coast here for this whole covid. Nineteen thing and I thought we should check in with her and see how things are going. Oh Yeah Yeah She's Sofa she's so funny anyway. I just miss her so much. Remember when she was here she said. I like my porn so violent. I want how I want to go there funerals. Hello Hi Jessica. It's Tom Christina. How are you hi good? How are you good? Where just say good? I'M NOT GOOD. I always say that habit. Fucking horrible We wanted to check in with you because we haven't seen in a while and guide you guys got hit so hard on the east coast. What's going on? I know it's bad you know I'm I'm I had diarrhea for a couple of days but I don't think it was the virus I think it was just the binging but yeah it's really it's bad here it's bad and it seems like it's not bad at anywhere else so it's like on another planet where'd you what did you. What were you binging? Where are you into something in particular during this time he I mean I eat chips a lot? I eat popcorn. 'cause it's corn. You know what I mean like. It's vegetables popcorns. I tell myself it's OK or toast. Ito's again corn rice cakes binge. I mean it sounds like it's healthy stuff but it's not when you eat five bags of it. The whole inside of my mouth is cut from the chip lead us. You know if you put super game your mouth you'll stop leading. I I read that. That's a yeah. I I do that with my kids. Sometimes I just poor superglue all over them. I can't even believe I'm with my kids so much. I would would've never ever agreed to it. I knew I was going to be home with them really. It's a nightmare. Yeah how are you guys nightmare? Yeah they're always on top like I'm so negative I'm playing with dolls with my four and a half year old daughter and I'm like beating men. Were like each other with the doll it's crazy. It's like an abusive environment. Oh girl what's the what's the forecast according to you? What do you think's going to happen here? In the next you know six eight weeks I think it's GonNa take that amount of time especially here for things to. They said they're doing like roadside stuff for like plants. And you know I. I don't even know what they're talking about. But I think it's going to be a while until in the major cities you can go out and do stuff as if I'm living by July or August. I'm hoping I'm still alive. I probably will start cutting doing something is I'm still alive. I'm hoping that I can you traveling clown again? But I don't know how strangers have been for you like I've actually moved past how weird it has been to not do. Stand up in this long. You know what I mean like our isn't it. It's like now I'm like. Oh Yeah I used to do that. I feel like it's like Oh yeah. I used to work at a warehouse in college. I feel the exact same way. Yeah I went to University of Maryland. Like this like something in my life. That's passed it's over it's over. Yeah what the fuck am I gonNa do be like a robot instructor like how what else I have no other skill? I would be there every day. I would be in the front row everything because you'd be so abusive to us. The best part I would sit on the floor and like like candy and tell people what to do. I don't even this is also. I kinda like not leaving my house. They have to be. I know that sounds crazy but I like not being around people. It's like when people walk past my house and like get the fuck away from my. You know we were always like guard of that but But you know it's not easy. The whole thing is just crazy and I feel like I don't do comedy anymore like now I'm just I make videos and do zoom shows and I'm an Instagram live person for twenty people all very sad. Do you Do you lean out your window every day at seven. Pm and say thank you. First Responders Clap and everything. No well. I'm in. I'm not I've got your city. I'm in a suburb so I think people would think you could still do it. You can stay here. You get a pot and a pan and you know something that hit it with and then just go for our first responders and just screaming about the window. Can I just hit my head with the Pan and thank you and then just love that? There's a crazy chick that lives in that house. Every day at seven. She bashes her fucking head in with. I beat myself with a ladle. Oh my doctor I DR. Now I've been worried about you specifically about your masturbation routine. Has this affected your masturbation. Oh thank you so much very important question well. I stopped masturbating a lot a long time ago because I'm medicated. So I told you I can't even feel my vagina. It's like it feels like pork chop like I just something there So but now I'm trying to do it like for self care like it's literally one of the things I'm trying to do to feel better and it's the only way I can nap when I'm anxious so just went on the porn and what now. What are you watching has has the quarantine shifted your John. Row or style video. That look up. Yeah much more into medical scenes now like someone People with maths. Not like all the gear the maths the doctors outfits and then I just I like that. They can't touch each other. It's a turn on like everyone's just six feet apart and just like wow yeah to the left you know but no one's even touching really hot. That isn't super hot. Are you guys having a lot of sex? I would assume you're having sex daily with the kids and right. Well yes as you know. Two and four year olds if nothing make you really horny. Especially as a mom. I know it's like yeah. So Yeah we you have just enough time. In the night we put the kids down. We Hurry Fuck and then we watch ninety day fiance. And that's we hurry. Fuck we make sure the doors locked. And that's a big one. You gotta remember that. Yeah to lock the door. I know that's really traumatizing. Yeah have you and you. I don't want them to see their two moms doing eight on watch. The animal stuff is really like a double whammy is true so true that is so bad. Oh my God. I've been buying wigs on Amazon and wearing them and Tom Really likes that. It's like a new lady and we have identities names and we give them a bio and like one of them's a runaway and she hasn't eaten in a while and then one looking for coke one of them one of them works in. Hr BARBARA HR one of them has dementia Yeah they have different styles. They're all whores but you know you'd just different types one of them does have dimension point if they're not were exactly. Yeah that's so true. That's the only thing I'm attract. One of them can't stop crying. I don't last long with her if you know what? I mean so. Uh One of them can't stop crying. Yes I get so by that like a broken woman. You know who's like I just WanNa go home. Yeah Yeah I love that. I love that show. Yeah my mom. Message me back really hot. So yeah we have the totally. The same preferences don't much. Yeah Hey I want to ask. I didn't get to ask you this. I got ya lot of the professional wrestling community got upset last week when I salt. Are you arrested? No I don't I I'm okay with people that watch it into it but I never understood it and I've asked a lot my guy comic friends as you know a lot of these guys are into it. I'm like what are you? I don't get it 'cause it's not real and they're like no. It's just like it's it's that's why it's like Fantasy thing and I'm like why don't you just watch? I don't know something like it's it's confusing to me But I I was laughing so fucking hard when I saw the clip of you talking about and then upset. Everyone got Doppler. Who I was telling that to like some. I think it was Greg Fitzsimmons. Some comic I was saying to the other day could not stop laughing at that video of you. Trashing whole community. I was it was so fun to see people get that upset about it now. They're so fired up man. It was great. I know I mean there's people dying everywhere there's a disease on and it's really important that you're making fun of our community. I mean that is the most people trying to get their last breath and not being but about you making fun of programs. There's a shortage of ventilators and Yeah Forbes is writing. Tom Tracked wrestlers. Yeah my dad just died. Two weeks ago I had to bring our own shovel. But it's fine. That's when community really is very upset and wait till wait till we get in on the furby people. They're really GONNA BE UPSET. Oh can you please do that? If they get upset. I will die. I'll die from laughing. Definitely we gotta try. Don't make fun of us. Look like what we like. Okay this is just I wish you were here. It's we miss you. We we really fun to have you here right now. Do people have your be there with you. Guys were let me ask you this in. La People are doing birthday. Parades where if it's your birthday I hear to own. Why is there anything worse than a birthday parade rather and everyone just drove by honked and like held out signs and then then the birthday girl or boy is on the street just watching and then all of a sudden last car just runs them over? You just birthday. That would be the best. You just hear you that the best birthday present all the honking. Kind of slowly fades. Oh Yeah Yeah I don't WanNa Birthday parade I just want to like. I want someone to shoot me. I mean who want a sad also. I'm telling you like I. We didn't do ship and Rachel Feinstein drove out to Long Island with her husband and like left a hollow and apply on my steps and gifts for my clothes and then did six feet from me. I'm like this is more upsetting than my father passing. Can't og and like you're standing six feet from me that I know man. I started hugging people against well. You know I did. I hug some hug somebody the other day I was like. Nah I could stranger. They started stream. I started coughing on people just to see if they're dramatic and it turns out that people a lot of people are dramatic and get. Merriam that over little things. We'll try babies wasn't a think. Theo von tweeted that coughing is the new n word. Are People driving alone in their cars wearing their masks? Like they are here to yeah. I don't understand that at all I understand that it's called diminished capacity. You mean like it's too much for them to take it off and put it back on. I mean I kinda mean that talked. Yeah there there's a little extra drool on their pillow when they wake up in the morning. You know what I like to win on my island to my match on night to clipping money. I tweeted this but we're to wear a mask like when I'm out all the time 'cause I usually only wear when I'm pooping ever worn a mask is when I'm shitting when I have to smell my own shit. I've put on a mask. You just gave me a really good idea yeah. I think I might try that today. We have so many fucking stupid masks. Yeah and I always cringe when I had to smell my own shit about the gloves to. Are you wiping with the gloves? That's smart too. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I usually wear the mask and I wiped with the gloves and then I for the gloves out you know I just feel them off and throw them and and And then use it again the same gloves when they dry. Okay I see. Yeah God look when you're out here next sometime in twenty twenty four twenty twenty five. Will you please come see us? Yeah are you kidding I would I you guys? Your Fan are the best fans of any podcast? They all everyone has like started following me. They come to my shows also so many people are the country and it made me so happy that you are such a home run when you were here because you know it's just you deserve it. You're so funny and Yeah we can't wait to see you again. We can't wait to see jess big hug. Just well I love you guys. I'm thinking about you a lot and And I will definitely if I do the thing you know yelling out to a doctrine back with the panel have someone film. It is leave do well. All right we love we. Love is just case by she. So she's the best did. She's so great. Swiss the Bashar head with the pan. That's a good idea on real. Could you imagine how irritating that is to be in New York City in every fucking at seven? These people are banging pots and pans. I know gotta be really annoying. This episode of Your Mom's House has also brought to you by whoop. Check it out. It's not a game. I wear this thing. 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Because they tell them this is just a nipple and then the four brothers come in and Yeah God. Oh my goodness no that fake or got. I don't think so. Can you do it impression of them? I don't want to I don't want to I don't want I don't like Oh you're digs inter nips effing her nips. I don't understand how this is. I do this is so fucking hot. She's usually don't get hard with our clips now. Here's a question. Yeah if I'm one of these guys is a question. Is that considered cheating? Yeah why Babe you can't put your Peter in Someone's Dick. Nips can't do your. It's a newly discovered thing we've done. Even now I know nips if addicts okay cheating. How come I don't understand how they're getting the nips to go in like that create a concave? I don't understand what I'm seeing now. She's passing passing. I mean I don't feel good. I like that. They have their nice little schoolboy suspenders on. Wow this is fucking cool man. Oh finally others a third guys now. They weren't allowed to show. They usually it out. I mean there are inside her nipples. Now these are. This is technically blurred on their standards. Just really good at it. I mean were you able to study those nipples are those real or is that like some prosthetic prosthetic thing because there was a video where the like try to show what the inside of. It was almost positive that they're fake. This doesn't even make sense. Biologically like an inverted could have like some anomalies like crazy. Things put some sort of tit cup on their. Okay I get it I get it now hold on. I get the fetish. It's that her tits or Vaduz right now. But that's the intent was to make Vaj tits. Oh too right so that you could have her tits like thatches. That's the whole idea behind this. I'm saying that's the marketing you can have her tits an Herbie. Yeah Ted Veg. Yeah it's neat. It's still considered cheating. Sorry did I answer your question. The logic now follows the. That's the giants so no you can't you can't tit for. This is not a real that you can't fuck other people. I'm not fucking though you're Kinda done. No your vagit fucking know your nipped at fucking nips has never been on your fucking a nip vagit manufactured NIP Thatch. So whoever is so dumb I can't I can't and then she pissed I don't like the. Pbr switch it up to something different. That's my doggy Lizzy so busy. We put a t shirt on her a day or two ago and I tied it up in a little bun there so it doesn't hinder her ability to go. Ppo Poo Poo. And it's a spicy hot pink shirt and I just thought this was funny because our nanny came in the next morning and I go. Did you see busies new outfit? And she's she goes yes he's very sexy and I thought I've never heard a dogs outfit described as sexy. I thought it was really cute that she referred to it as sexy which it is later. You're speaking of has SAS to her. She's saying Oh. This lady has some success some sexy time. I love bits. He's sexy shirt. She's wearing a sexy sexy outfit. She took it off on our own. This morning I think she's over. It took it off to go off on her own. She did on the couch this morning but there. She is my sexy. Little Dog. Can't shut my sexy Brussels Graffman. She cannot with a shirt on take it off so she can get off right now who God Cool guy tries the RPC technique. What's this all about? This is a really cool guy that solo found. And it's really it's really interesting to see someone take the RPC move and Kinda like do their own painting with that paint. You know right. So he's taken those tools and he's putting it on his description so far. Okay Hi guys. My Name is James St Maria. Liver twenty seven at the pond condominium Hama sexiest. Sports is feminism bottom faggot. A sucked cocks. Swallow come love this shit chart and an article sex utterly cuts up my ass. Had Tech Smith foster one three two. I'm very so proud. Vk Our combined lakes sweet. That is so troubling disturbing. It doesn't make me uncomfortable at all a dozen. Make me uncomfortable. Though it does gives meeting sarcastic ear to ear joy. No I know but it makes me happy. I love seeing guy. Do this fucking cox much soup man. I got so many hold on. Where's that accent from? Using Votes Maya tribe or Latin of Swedish. Okay so European. May I ask you this question? Why does he need to hold up the IPHONE when the camera? There's another camera. According like he's just blocking his own face he's recording. Oh he is. He's doing a mirror. Okay sorry guys. I wasn't sure what technical setting you might be talked blocked Iraq always. Yeah well I like the lighting. The lighting is good. He's got a plan. Is Decorations are sparse tucked drunk? Daddy yeah I like his alarm clock from the nineties. Been James Maria analytic twenty seven. Latin condominium Guys come in fact does have nice legs. Yes nice lags. That moaning is really really cool. Jesus Christ this episode of the coolest. I didn't think we could top it from the Putin episode of my ass right the thing. I don't like about one I will say yes I like the forcefulness of RPC. Fuck me pay. Saami beat me. I like it when they're a little more aggressive. He's too vulnerable. I feel like you'll get her. He wants to be vulnerable though right famines selling like Bi Agra with me. But I'm I'm delicate. Yeah he wants you to manhandle them. That's what he's saying know. I have feminine legs and get it is that he got the whole body really cool. I don't feel sick or anything. We do some talks all right. I've pulled some Primoz. Go to batch for well. Let's get into your talks looking for me ready. I'm so ready excited Sir you have pooled then some really productive WANNA cover up this image. So let's get into it scoops our home. I have a good guess took so if you're a listener there's somebody on all fours and they're using lake cups under their hands Claxton clown around pretending to walk on their hands and feet. My guess at this brief talk is that this is the wonderful result of PCP. Yeah that's what I think. Yeah I mean I'm not sure what it is but I like it. I like people walking horses. Do we know where this is? I WANNA say looks like somewhere Africa. Yeah really listened to the accent. What exit listen to what the person biggest scoop sale? Oh no sorry. It's foreign. Oh yeah look at the plates licensed. He's speaking our language I love. Hey guys in mmediately assume. I'm being an appropriate. I didn't know cancer such but the license plates are actually the best giveaway. Yeah you're right. This is the one time you weren't rosed host. Okay adventure the robot do you do? She's that's New Jersey or something that is so clearly Omaha. Describe what you mean for listener. A guy is in a what is it called a manhole right. The calls were yeah On a dirt road and there's something that's backing it up and this do just dunk down for like a minute. Came up and threw some trash out of it. People are gathered around and It seems pretty gnarly There's definitely does not seem like it's in the Greater Miami area world. Did that is wild. Just appreciate that. But that is my eyes bugged out. It was like how long is it going to be down there? He held his breath in sewer for a long time. Which is Okay Tiktok. How many likes to make before my fucking hair out. Come on yeah knew it. S Father Brother. But it's how many likes to make me put my hair out right so hurry up and get on this. Yeah which is not bright. He has a real interesting look in his eyes. You know what's that I don't know just I could tell something was up like okay tiktok. How many lakes to make people my hair out sounds Canadian? Little bit of panic washed over his face just for a moment there. That was pretty excited stutter. To put my come fucking this. That's why that was chills. That's not like a setup thing that's I don't think so. This girl just casually grabs a cobra out of the air. How is that possible? This girl sitting on like a picnic blanket. You know. She's sitting by By the marsh by a lake. You know maybe I don't know thirty yards from it or something and you just see. A snake crawls up crews up and then she just grabs it out of the air like. She's in her Bikini baller. Shit Dude Norman. I'll tell you how I I was in Australia in the nineties. If I was on a little show called road rules Australia the season before Theo von and he had a small dog and I was. We were surfing on sand dunes in. Munster Alia and I shit you not the guide that was with us. Exact thing happened. A Sidewinder snake came up on the dunes. This ozzy just goes grabs it by the neck and throws it away so that should happens in parts of the world. Jesus I've seen it firsthand. But why is your worldwide appreciation edition of international talks? Yes Hi guys. My Name's DD. I'm from the Philippines am on my third day. Intech top and got some negative comments very nasty remarks from people and I got bashed because of having is tattooed and all these tattoos and my body. Now for those are saying that I don't have any contribution to the society first off. I'm an HIV awareness advocate in the Philippines. Also fighting discrimination for Tattoos and Monte modifications the office also working for liberation and rights for tattooed people for for their employment at the same time working for arts and culture preservation in the Philippines and even got an award for it a presidential award in two thousand seven. So if you're saying that I don't have any contribution to this society. Let me hear dentists girl and for those racing. I'm grateful to God grill. We have different religions. My religion embraces diversity. Just respect each other love. Yeah anyway all that stuff. Did you hear eyeballed had twos? Yeah because I see that her eyeballs are all black. Is this hour. I literally thought this was. 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Okay have a great day. Have what's wrong with you? I'm not hiding anything. I'm totally transparent. Everything I say is genuine. You see what I was thinking about because we always talk about. How SUPER FAME? Fuck you know fucking weird I gotta say. I now think it's fame with within a certain lane that makes you interested in the reason. I say this is because I like a lot of people has been deeply into The last dance the documentary series Michael Jordan and the Bulls. And as you're watching it you know you reminded even though you already know you're reminded just what an impact Michael Jordan had on the game and also on just pop culture and how he's immensely famous guy and I think the reason why he's not so weird is because he's super famous but he's from sports and sports kind of the great equalizer sports something trail you know you wear the same thing when you're playing everybody's in the same it's humbling you can fail. You Fail Public Taylor. And you're usually around coaches any type of sports around coaches coaches especially. They usually older men. And they're they're they're from a different era and they kind of keep you like. It's a good point rounded it in a way. 'cause he's like you know for how famous Michael Jordan is. He's sitting there talking like a guy at a at a Bar Utah. He doesn't seem straight. You don't watch them and you're like fuck is. I like your argument and I would argue COMEDIANS for the most part like we are friends with really successful comedians for the most part they're pretty fucking sharply down Earth yet humbled by the audience constantly. You're not guaranteed to continue your career and people should on you all the time. Now this happens you acting. You're on a closed set. You don't really interact with the public. You don't really get to see how people see you right. Yeah you're not. You're not shamed if you do a bad acting job on the set that day. I hope you like his new letters. So far. Can we played again because look at the is the is just. Don't it's not truthful Hulu everyone. I hope you join okay during this Quarantine time and Portland then changed his name to Ben Underscored Travolta all small letters so check it out if you too and have a good day. Okay you're doing fine during this green. It's just they're all weird mcconaghy's weird Johnny Depp's weird now my guy all the famous actors and entertainers are weird. Then like I said the athletes. You know they're just like Oh yeah I mean he? You wouldn't know that. Mj was who he was. If you didn't know him you know it just seemed like a guy talking about this game in that game and as a psycho. Because he's such a crazy competitor. It is fun to watch it as an adult. Because you know all my exposure to Michael Jordan as a kid was just like you just in your mind you. He's just the best player you just go. This is he's just the best he's like Superman and then as an adult being able to revisit those times and seeing what he put into being the best player yet no appreciation for that as a kid. You just go. Oh this person's just talent you know right. You don't realize that he was so obsessive and had like the craziest work ethic and you know would kill somebody to not lose a game. It's totally different. And I also you watch you you go. I think he just better like when you're a kid and then you watch the documentary and you're seeing all these guys like name brand doot. I mean famous guys who are all like who if you were to walk into a gym and like try to play basketball with. I don't know Glenn writes or Charles Oakley or any of those guys. They would just embarrass you and he embarrassed all of them. Like he's that's how naturally good and how obsessive and driven he was that he made all these pros monsters. Six Ten guys. That are just genetic freaks. He made them all. I go off Mike spot the whereas out right now saying crazy shit. I love that episode. I think seven or eight where he's calling. His teammates like teammates. You shoot the ball bitch. Dulip he's come on Ho comparable signing. It could do that. I mean you get penalized for that. You're not supposed to heckle your teammates. Are you penalized? I mean don't they have codes and stuff and sports? Aren't you not allowed to do stuff to each other? What do you mean? I don't know? Shit like okay in football. You're not allowed to grab the guy's hair I come out I can never mind. I didn't think you're allowed to just talk shit to people. He's Michael Jordan. You can say whatever he wants to anybody. Oh I didn't know you can. If you can back it up you can say whatever you want. I don't think you can talk shit. He's the most famous trash talker in sports history abusive to your own teammates. Yeah Damn. He was more abuse of his teammates than two opponents. It's crazy yeah punched in the face. Call them bitches house and they probably cut out some words that he was like. You can't air that one anymore. Yeah he was like. I can't have you I'll let you air all this stuff but probably shouldn't air me so much words like woody mean Just specifically what words are you thinking of I think a pejorative term for homosexuals probably used a lot in that time? I like to put that in the dock. I'm I'm sure all of that. Era's athletes through that around. So that's for sure. Yeah it's notably missing but I'm I'm sure it exists all day every day shirt exists. I mean he's just amazing. Drink coffee at six o'clock Dan Hill will tell me when. I'm very copy copy. I live one king on. I is your like you either. Come round you ask them to say I was trying to bother me shut up. He was a hater. Just love that interaction like I like my mother and I had a similar dynamic like we drink coffee at six o'clock nine Florida fuck. What are you drinking coffee for? Fuck you I do. I like that's such like a spicy mom thing to deal with your mom. Talk Shit you like that. You said that to her may drink coffee at six o'clock in win. I drink coffee when we went to movie. Yeah she would say something shady bag she would snapback say something. Sassy she would not be like. Yeah if you if you say something should be like. What are you drinking? Yeah she would be. Yeah should be saucy like by the way you have to I. I'm telling you watch last night. Go Watch the Thompson Girl. Espanyol with my mom. Oh my God it's so w i. I laughed so hard doing it but I even harder watching it and I mean if you're gonNA WANNA understand Spanish turn on the closed captioning. We now have it all translated so you. She was amazing. And there's even a part in English that I want to give away their. She called a friend so it's really funny. It's really funny. It's really funny. I was dying laughing and I don't speak as yeah. Yeah so just go to my youtube page Youtube Pages Thompson and it's called a Thompson. Hispaniola remember the episode number. I believe it's eight eight Yeah my God. She's Hilarious She tried to get an IPAD during the podcast. And I got so many messages from people like come on senator. The IPAD God. Dammit but she doesn't use it for anything. She uses it to play bridge on right. I know stupid reform. We get into this. The the some of the comments on the most epic episode podcasting ever episode five fifty of your Mom's house. I will say that we should let you know that the good people at Szott our good friends at Szott Are letting us do another giveaway a giveaway to you. The person at home in need of an awesome new bed. So here's what you gotTa do if you want to do this once before it was a lot of fun. We asked you the viewer. The listener make a video Thirty seconds I think Max right thirty or forty five seconds that we want. Yeah keep it around in the thirty to forty five okay. We'll stay in that lane. Don't send some six minute clip. Thirty FORTY FIVE SECONDS OF WHY? We should send you a free mattress complete with sheets. Pillows will hook you up right We'll play our ten favorite ones here on the show the entire staff will vote on who should get the decked out sought stuff and Yeah it's just a really fun way to do it. Forty five seconds senator. Your mom's podcast at gmail.com. Your Mom's podcast at Gino Dot Com. There's no house in the email address and the subject line should say Sada S. A. T. V. A. S. A. T. V. send us the video. Put THAT IN. The subject line will play them and it's a lot of fun. Well let's try that Are headed for people. It's fun it's actually people if you WANNA look up the time we did it before. It was hilarious fine but not only that just A. We have had a song mattress. We'VE HAD TWO DIFFERENT BRANDT. We had the The was the luxury firm. Yeah and then we upgraded to king looming leaf. We have we have a third style coming. I can't wait to get the the the line but we're we're doing the sit up for you kind talking. About and not. Only that brew we have independent independent like compartments. Or whatever so that I can go up and you can stay down yes. That's what I'm talking about. I can't wait roll down. Have the different ones there. Oh m jeans I know man that's GonNa be good go up into the have the different styles there's Solaire the one to they're so they're so lehrer that's it does. Were getting there we are. There's Tom and me's leaving. She likes to be up a little completely. Flat I've always wanted to do the thing where I go hungry. Press it and it just goes to and then you sit there and you don't move you just hold like a chip out and I take out bite and I go back down Babe. This is the next step in our marriage. This is it pretty sweet man. I drink my wine sitting up and you can be sleep on ten milligram. Tom And then when I hear you in the middle of the night hit the button users. Yeah ten milligram. Tom Chardonnay mom. There you go there you go your your mom's podcast at gmail.com subject line sat via Sa TV. Now let's look at some of the comments from episode five fifty. What's up I hear? Oh yeah imagine if that was mad if you like. I'm going to check out your mom's comment by Dion Krause. Imagine if somebody was like just watched and you see a senior citizen shitting into his French fries. Eating it vomiting you've vomiting and then me running away running away then a rant about the nonsense of professional wrestling and seeing that that stirred people up. It'd be quite the episode to get into you. Know Yeah you start watching the episode. And it's just like you berating an employee for that. We forgot forgotten fast. Just forgave you. So that's why I forgot about Gal of one to ten. How warmly do you feel to know? Dow Ten being the warmest. I'm getting you know. It's warm day. What are you at like a sex easily over a five? Yeah Oh wow you're almost back in the fold. Maybe in another week you can get back to attend easily over five nine. I James Monroe. Do you work here equals? Tom's do you like your life now. I never thought of that. That's pretty good. Yeah good one. James Garth has finally snapped and killed Tom now. He's wearing Tom Skin. That explains why Tom's so full of rage Hashtag garth gate existed. There's Garth Gate that I'm actually garth. Yeah Garth Gate is that Garth is killed. You cut your skin and that's garth underneath your skin because I right so hard at you were. Yeah because it's so uncharacteristic of you because people don't associate you with rage right associated with garth right and target. I will say that I think quarantine Tom. We were starting to see a new side of. I think that this quarantine is brought out everybody's personalities a bit more and you're starting to see the site that I've seen for the last fifteen all right okay. I'm not alone anymore. Not Anymore of love you throwing up whilst laughing like a maniac might be the most thing I've ever seen. That's true. Sign off on that Mr Martin. That's pretty true. That's very true. I'm surprised you could vomit and then laugh as hard as you did and then like tears were coming. It was controllable. I mean I I I don't like Barf in. I didn't like it. Goes into a psychotic rage when he oh I got on the road again. Look at this comic here. This is a pretty cool. Bruno did this. It's a comic book. I can't read it though. I can't read it either. My Eyes Bombay kick. What kick this fucker but fucker nuts? Whom think this Eugene and that's me cheering you on. What else is here? Oh I said this the norm you did Corbett corbitt clothing drew this. He loved it he loved it. I said Hey man fan art look what they sent they did of you and I sent this to norm so if you drew this corvette clothing. I got it to to norm and he enjoyed it. I really like this. I feel like they caught his essence has he now. He isn't it sounds I but to me he is that guy that just shits on fries like he actually is pretty soulful layered person and I feel like this portrait captures. What a way to describe her. No I've really taken with proper. Paul and I'm taking with these guys Dino Tomek drew allow me as a nine different cartoon character. Macias South Park Tom. They're Simba Mega. Simpson's Rick. And morty archers great it really cool he did a really really good job yeah we're not all that flattering but the really good. Yeah the the Family Guy. One is not flat. But they're I mean they're they're great G. Q. Put me on the cover. Talk Take Cups. Oh wow shocking. Stolen Valor News. Time have the key. The whole time setting of Christina. I didn't even know G Q. Covered this I didn't know either. I shocked that they had time with everything else in the world. Oh my God real do bad and adopt. Do real bad under the scary. That is scary. I fucking somebody. Drew a good one of of naked or something. Did you see that one Those on my instagram was really frame of mind. Art Do they. Great side and I saw so many great valour one. Oh this one. I like unbelievable. Who is this Freak Shop Gallery? This portrait where she's great freakshow gallery. Did my mom completely disappointed carrying naked. Fat Baby Me. Really unbelievable A Gypsy Christina Christina P high and tight. Oh it's it's the main mommy shirt logo. I see Mommy. I feel herk news. They're up in the top left the hood which I am the main mommy by the way. Do we ever decide between us with the main. Mommy is semi. I always said it was me but but I think since I've had two children it's me but that would see that means that within the context of Maine Mommy on this show that the term applies to being a biological money. Now it's not fair because we don't first of all we don't see gender on this show. Also men administrate men can have children right. And just because I don't have breasts and I take testosterone and I like masculine traits. Doesn't make me a man right. I'M TRANS MASK. There you go. Oh Yep this gets my Dick Hard Jeremy Bowden did the Barista killer again. Joe Idea how close to a reality. This has been your Katcher essence there to the gold chain and the lack of emotion. Yeah looking back at the bodies cut up and just being like now have an espresso. Try to wake up. I feel like going to sleep right. Now that's what they said about. What's his name The Boston Guy The famous Boston most wanted Go to sleep then. No what did he say why. Yeah Yeah James Whitey Bolger. There's that doc on him and the guy that used to be his henchmen was like yeah when why kill somebody he would be in the best mood and he would sleep he would. He would actually sleep like a full night's sleep wake up happy but only if he had just murdered someone with his hands like so-and-so's stepdaughter. He killed her and he was just so content after. Yeah it's like well that's a really nice story man. Yeah Nice Yeah Stone. Cold Steve Austin three sixteen. Yeah There you are sergeant stolen valor. That's hilarious. It's a really good so dumb. Is that sargent slaughter? Yeah and am by detective. Designs Yours was A. Oh my Jesus all my Jesus very prolific this one here sorry this was by Creighton Evanson. These are really really impressive. Always and Is that the same one there. Sal Amazingly talented. Yeah all right Anyways these are really great. Thanks we try to pull them from instagram and pull some comments from the youtube stuff. Do so appreciate you guys taking the time to make these Very talented and Yeah I think that's itching. Oh okay all right. How's it get episode was a lot of fun? I'm sure we've just you know made a lot of people. Happy on this episode today we have an inflamed any of the fan no banchory wrestling people. I think we actually kind of calm. Everybody down know that you know. You're fucking stupid. Yeah so now we got it and you're like dumb stuff. Okay probably dump style. I like cars you know. They're not real. Yeah all right no. That was a lot of fun. This is why h ginger justice by Brian. Motel. See you next week. Gene Gene. Your jest gunpoint gone. So you'll face people you want to sit out you you through southern Ming cake cake take about me to take our data the Goddamn he says your mom's house you like it that they're retard.

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470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

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470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura

"Thank you. Landon, believe Landon sent in the instrumental. We always love receiving your instrumentals and your original songs honestly has been one of the highlights for me of doing the show for years, a love playing songs, love things, tremendous. Here's what's going on the rest of this month. I only have two shows left this month. Two big shows they are going to be in Fresno and Bakersfield California. I a. They are. There's about one hundred tickets left in Bakersfield. Quite a few more available in Fresno. That's Tober twenty six and twenty seven go to dot com tour page. For that next month. The only shows left with tickets are Fort Myers far. Myers November I the next day I'm in Jacksonville, Florida at the Florida theatre and there are seventy tickets left. Orlando is all sold out. A Gusta has about one hundred tickets left. That's November for the rest of November. I'm in Montclair there's only tickets available for the Wednesday show and in fill her up Delfi I'm doing four shows at the merriam theater. The only show available with tickets is Friday late show. From there you can go to Thomson dot com. Slash tour. Look at the twenty nineteen first half of the year dates. We just added. Second shows in Houston and San Francisco. Those are both in January, we added second shows. The first shows are sold out. Second shows have been added in the number of other cities, San Diego, Dallas Medford DC, Chicago, Tampa, Oklahoma City. We're about to nounce two more coming up but get on it while you can. And I thank you so so much for your support on that. Very exciting to have a tour kick off like that. Gene gene, I will be touring in twenty nineteen. I'm going to be announcing those dates very soon here, but I catch my new net flicks special. The degenerates is going to air on that flex starting air stream. Five hundred years old October thirtieth. It's going to start streaming on net flicks. Check that out. Your your homie. Joey Diaz is on there as well as big jokers Yaman Nico, Sanders. Sanders. Can I remember the other wonderful girl's name? He's a trigger traeger variable areas. Yeah. Founded in Vegas. So before I start touring, I'm going to run this hour locally here in Los Angeles in the very small. You who room at flip hairs comedy club. There's really just a handful of tickets. I like to do these small shows before I go out. So that's going to be on October twenty. First, this Sunday flappers in the room and then twenty eight the following Sunday in the room, get your tickets. Christina p. online, San Diego, November twenty four th added a late show at the house of bruise. Come see me get out of the house, drink thanksgiving, Philadelphia. Second show added December. Seventh, get your tickets. Late show as well as the late show. Gramercy theatre in judo titties on the eighth of December, and I'm going to be announcing twenty nineteen dates very soon. Christina online. Thank you. God bless all right there. It is pride out gene. Yes. As you know, our lives have expanded tremendously. We've got two dogs one with. Diarrhea problem. We've got a newborn. We've got a toddler. We've got so much going on busy careers, busy lives, busy careers, and cooking meals is not always easy, which is why I'm so excited to found gobble. Now I've tried the other, you know, meal prep services and a half to tell you what I like the most is a gobble is easy. It's quick. It's really, it's only like fifteen minutes per meal. That's the big big hook for us. I think probably for most where everybody because I've tried like, here's a, here's why it's unique because they've got sous-chef who sit and do all the prep work for you, and that's a fancy word for somebody that cut stuff up and assembles it. So it comes in these wonderfully organized boxes, right? I mean, we did the chicken enchiladas chicken enchiladas Verde so I think is the proper. How do you say? You know Baird says, right. With Alva KADO and Pinto beans, and I'm telling you the way that they structure these recipes. You just open stuff, throw it together, put it in the oven, and bam. It's so good. The ingredients are so fresh, you're absolutely going to to love it. So try it out, fifteen minutes, man, you can't be that huge. Righty of delicious meals. You guys, you're gluten free or dairy free. You're vegetarian options and they're just so wonderful. So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna try gobble today. Gobbles offering our listeners, fantastic, limited time deal. You get fifty dollars off your first box. That is fantastic and only have to do is go to gobble g. o. b. l. e. dot com slash mom to get fifty dollars off. Remember gobbled dot com. Slash mom trot out. That's nice, good stuff. 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I'm going to ask that they send us some of these so we can wear. Yeah. Yeah. It's the best for wintertime's would hold outside. Oh, it's undersell here. Put on your barely keeping it together here in Los Angeles, actually. Love those. Cool. Yeah. Indy mornings in my mother used to say is crispy. Be. I don't think it's crispy Mon. Well, you're ready to do this. How am I got? I'm so so much to share. There's a lot to go share. Let's get going here. We go and pool jeans up. Always Randy, don't Rian when loving to this. Go to your mom's house. Christina visits interest. It's here another episode of your mom's how cash pump casts. So you know what to do, drop your genes right? Did you just come up with how long did take you think of that one? Just really good. Thanks. Do you think this lady is not? Well, you really crazy when you see somebody like her who looks like she's on the edge of complete breakdown? Yeah, saying absolute nonsense to this poor truckdriver look on our faces terrifying. Sure. It's that she's driving right. How driving drive. They have licenses. They walk among us like normal people. I know about that. All the Soto is this show has informed my opinion of the masses, so much more that people like this. I mean, God bless her. I'm not trying to. I mean, you know, I don't want to say that like, hilarious that she's super sick. Sure. But that just say that my mom was crazy and it provided a lot of entertainment like we were saying she'd be like gold outside. Krispy Kreme crazy. Yes. But what I'm saying is what works it. But sometimes I think about how many people out there and especially on the road are really sick, not end like shouldn't be driving nuts. My dad used to say all the time. Everybody is crazy around rugs. It's pretty accurate now I think he's right. I think one of the things you'll end up telling our boys lot. All of the two of us is like you're going to navigate a world of. Yeah, absolutely. Just just be prepared for unreasonable people out there all the time. That's what there's a lot of out there I prepare now your hopefully the boys are, but like a lot of times if you're not crazy, you're expecting not or you're expecting crazy people to be able to reason with. That's right. And that's the big. That's right. That's my biggest flaw. That's kind of tell you something it took. Took me thirty six years as an adult and ten years of therapy to realize that you can't reason with crazy. So that's a huge lifeless. It is a huge life lesson. There's I'm almost forty, and that's something that I've recently come to terms with. Right that you can't. Rationalize with totally fucking ground. You can have a good time watching them. You could have fun podcast about them. And you know, like I look, I said, I love my mother. My say it again for those who just tuning in my mother was mentally ill. She was a borderline personality disorders. It's get so frantic later. I got an ass load of crazy growing up, so hey, man, don't fuck an Email me. Tell me how insensitive I am making fun of this shit because I'm entitled to do that. Okay. True. Now, her point about truckers being not so sexed up. I don't know much about. I mean, listen, I know a lot of people drive trucks. Listen to our show. God bless them and I love them. Now my understanding is truckers as d. I mean, they have a nasty reputation. There's probably some really good wholesome truckers out there are families are the they do have a rep for, you know, getting lizard, lots right. And and you know, being the dirty guys, but I think some of them are probably very decent people or science say, most are sure, but then there's things like you hear about willow avenue joke in your act about going to certain vent place, video place, and there's holes in wall. That's primarily from what I understand like truckers. I mean, that was on a highway in Carolina, man. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Probably was a frequented by some truckers. Yeah. Well, I'd like logos were welcome. They didn't have a policy. I mean, she, she said some real crazy shit here to this. What's she says a lot more, but I'll just replay it. So you get boy. See she. She cornered this day. So you are. A vision right now. Yeah, Yep. Yep. Four times that's a, that's not a lot, but how does she knows for she knows she sees. Truck out of the way God said truck to the side of the road. Jeez. I wonder if 'cause my mom to in towards the end of her life got into Jesus and the bible. Yeah, like I when we went there stuff, there's a lot of link underlining highlighting the bible and lakes. You have these religious cards, kinda stashed everywhere. I, I guess that's pretty common. It happens a lot when they know nutty. Yeah. Also, just like I have a like an atheist relative yet who when he got sick, he was very much like not into religion and everybody around because he news going to die. Start talking like he knew he knows he was gonna died, right, right there like just get back on the China start hedging the and then. All right. He started to pray and stuff has been, you know, make sense. You may as well. Try like if all that stuff's true Mazel be on the right side of it. Yeah, makes sense. I understand why somebody who they're like, you're about to do. You want to just go ahead and ask JC if you'll take. Then you probably go like, yeah, all right. Should believe in Jesus. Now, there was that famous writer who was an atheist who was diagnosed and you know, totally terminal, and he did died. Carl Sagan. No, no, no, no. He's signed about this writer. A writer who's the most famous I can't. I'm drawing a blank on them right now, and they were like, how about now? You know you're going to die. He was like, nah, he he's still stayed on. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, I respect to shit, Carl Sagan on his deathbed. They go, are you do you not believe in God anymore? He's like, now, bro. I'm fighting. I'm writer die. Atheist, all the way. Homey, all the way he the double bird double birds. I gave them the double bird. Yeah, he's a guy she had only. Yeah, going in prison going hell. And I respect it. I respect shit out of being like, no, I'm not buying it. I'm not, you know, I used to buy it, bought it as a kid and the older I get the less I believe it, especially since having children in my own, like there's nothing out there. It is lawless it is a ruthless world of nature is a jungle. You just got to get. I think the big thing about religion is very comforting to people. Sure is which I, you can't criticize that if it makes you feel sure as meaning and gives you come firm like a get. But yeah, can I tell you what really made me think about. Yeah. How there's no gun watching that space movie with Ryan Gosling. We went to what's it called. It's called Ryan. Gosling moon ran. Gosling shouldn't wear. Shirt is called, why the fuck? Did they put him in a fucking astronaut outfit? That's why go see Ryan Gosling. So he's shirtless at some point, he wasn't even sure he looked like a regular guy. So upsetting I man, I man to shit and on the moon. One of the big laws we went to see. I man by the way I was ready to leave. I'm serious stupid. Day you look over me. It was. It was. It was like an hour in and I was like, all right, it's all set up. I get it. Let's go. I know it's gonna happen. I know what's going to happen. I know he's going to land on the moon, walk on the moon. I know I've seen it. Mooring is exactly right. And. How do you find aliens that we didn't hear about before that wouldn't you know that the MTV flag was there? There's a, it's movies. There's a big thing, movies about things you already know about. That's tough. I know it is tougher like fucking boring newspaper one we saw. Oh my God. That was terrible. What's her name? The one. I love. You know, she's offensive. Everyone's a good, Aaron Meryl Streep. That's what kept me from falling asleep. At least they had good actor. The post cheese is wearing fucking move. Let me guess how many awards of that piece. It's directed by Spielberg Spielberg hit the blueprint of movie, making movie solid. Well, it's a solid movie that it follows. Here's the setup. Here's the controversy. Here's the resolution. You see, every scene coming. You see every line coming. There's no surprise in that movie, which is what makes movies fucking boring because you know what the story is. And we all know what happened with what's his name? Lance Armstrong when he went to the moon. Yeah, man. Lance landed there on his bike and then he gets off and he's like, so what if I cheated? And he puts a flag in the moon and everybody knows everybody knows what, whatever, here's the things that I find very upsetting about the movie, Ryan Gosling where shirt he wears a shirt. He fucking so Hisham ping on the spacecraft, which cool. Finally, we got to see how they earn eight say, this isn't he shuts and he's like pissed and then and it was Brown. He goes, oh, there's so much nitrogen in the air, and I was like, oh, that makes sense. Makes sure no shitting, right. And it's like, okay, you guys are up in space as yet to take a dump the whole time. Okay. That's upsetting. Well, I'm serious. Like I know we joke about it on this show series, not shit in space. They don't tell you and especially do they eat like Emory's like they do in the military to kind of block you up. That's interesting. Also also they don't show the guys. Off at all or even talking about it. Like, you know, they're, they're thinking about course, there's no porn of Corey, like, what do you need when you're up there? Obviously, there'd be like a top three list. You know, they probably be like we need fluids drink, right food. I want music. I wanna watch some porn. I would rearrange that list. If you were going into space, I is porn than food than liquid. I don't know if that's the order, but I just feel like it's very misleading once again, Hollywood misleads us into thinking that there's no jacking off going on in any facet of life for any type of character. There's no pooping going on ever. I mean, it's like well to to why people are not going to the movies. Two guys alone in space. Nobody's jerking off. I know I don't buy. I think they're both. Like how Drake you off. This. And then they watch the come float around because there's no grass Neil. Stupas dick buzz. I actually wanted to hear him talk more s whole. Yeah, I know it's interesting. Here's my point is I saw that and here's the amazing part about the moon landing which you don't think about as a kid when you hear about it, it was done in the sixties. And when you think about the level of technology that existed in the nineteen sixties, we barely had toasters refrigerators. Blenders all that shit was new. They didn't even have a, you have a fucking cellphone and these dudes, it's all dudes. Put dudes on the moon and you know how many men died to get there, which is already credits. The part that I actually learned something in the movie. I didn't know that Sumed obviously, you know, there's a whole program going on for years to lead up to this, right? I didn't realize how many people died. No. And how people didn't like the space program because of it and even have tested it a fire. In in one of the the spacecraft before it even launched a test day sign, the three guys died before it ever even took off because the fire just spoiler alert and there. Well, it's not much history, but, but that's when you realize stuff like there's no God. I mean, there's no God, you're, you see him take steps on the moon. It feels like your doing it, which is so amazing what this movie guys go and see it. When they when they finally show him taking his first steps and you feel like your doing it the way that it's shot. It's just brilliant. All right. Damian Chazelle. Scott or Josh singer, and James Hansen, the director and the writers. Here's the question. Everybody has for you guys. It's the kind of right? Where is the company. This movie is missing a big portion of interest from us. I'm being serious though when they have to Brown because it was like a flap in the back like old timey pajamas, you know, like the poop, poop, chute flat in cartoon pajamas. Is that how they do it? We don't know. We don't know because these guys decided to get lazy and not tell us anything. Yeah. And again, I'm bummed Ryan, Gosling liquor, regular guy. They light him all nice. And he looked like a totally normal dude as upsetting. No body shots? No, none. I, I was thinking because what I heard before we went to the movie was that there was a scene where he's on a couch on all fours and that he'd take his wife had any put it. And forced her to, you know. He described service from behind. Yeah, that'd be a cool scene. I heard that too. That's how he was chosen for the space program. Do you think a Mendez each his from Ryan golf, nasty, you think so? I think she nasties hell do I think she's so nasty. I got two kids too. I think they do. She just looks kinda nasty. Gosh, does nasty thing. Yeah, really, she likes you down. I don't know. You tell me you're the one that banks house loved it. I mean, you're the one who's always like Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling lick his butthole. I would. He looks. Do you think that she does if? Yeah, if he's hairless as I think he is and he looks really clean. He just looks like he smells nice all the time I would. I would do it just how rob Robin Wright Penn has that air of her that she's really clean and that her whole, is it Robin my pen still or just right? Probably rather right. And she looks like her whole doesn't smell either. One of us should come by car. No, Kevin Spa- kill dummy goes your career shit bag man. Savage. Oh, that's the price. You pay the price. You pay for being Jews. Speaking of touching dudes. There's no segue for that, but. Well, we have a lot of updates in the cigarette household. Should we finish this clip? I? Oh, why didn't know this? Not finish job? I just wanna get face before our guest. Finish the spacious ladies making. Killing. This. Eight. Kind of reminds me of kayak. Yeah, sounds like him when he gives these speeches, he's really off of his lithium rea- he said he stopped taking his medication. Oh, go dip. She definitely did too. Yeah. That's the problem. My mom refused to take stuff too, and that's when things head south. Spell it out, like electric company. Spell check intercom. Man. Yeah, that is really unfortunate. Speaking scrum, here's a message we got, hey, Tim, and crystal. I have been with my girlfriend for just over eight months now, one month I asked her what her favorite thing in the bedroom was, and she said, getting her scrum lick as an eating virgin. I was excited to try it out and we both love it fast forward a week. She asked me in the shower if I would like to have my scrim licked. This was a huge curveball Nancy's. I was not prepared for an instantly declined politeness, because as a man, I don't have the prettiest asshole every day I was. I pondered what it could possibly feel like if she likes it so much than why would night two one two months went by of me thinking about it just about every day. I finally asked dive in what we were showering. It truly changed my life hands down the best feeling ever. Nine months in our relationship is stronger than ever. And I really believe it is because. Of adding the fact crystal has not eaten Tim's as saddens me and I cannot stand listening to her the client every time it's brought up a couple of days ago. I asked her the f. g. t. RTD question and she would not turn me and I believe her answer is a direct correlation to eating my ass. So TIMMY, if you wanted to change crystals answer to start with her, eating your ass. Thanks Canada's national capital. Oh, really interesting. Learn that auto Ottawa. Yeah. Well, that's interesting. Okay. Theory. Yeah, I just think gotta get in there. Nasty. Yeah, somebody asked a couple episodes bags in Email few episodes back. You talked about due to have their ball squeeze during sex and wondering exactly what the turn on was. Well, I am one of those guys. My wife knows that I like it when she grabs my sack and just gradually squeezes harder and harder and Kellyanne take it anymore. Pleasure and pain, and the other part of it, what makes it a huge turn on. It's just that this person who was about seventy five pounds lighter than me is completely controlling me literally do anything she asked me to do because my balls are completely at her mercy for some reason that gets me going like nothing else. My wife who probably was super confused. The first time I took her hand and squeeze down on my nuts. Now realizes what power she has and is also totally into it unrelated note. She was also not a writer die wife, Kashmir at a barista. Turn my swollen ball ass into these out. Second thought that's Nate from Milwaukee Gad. Nate nice. I'm glad that that does shut some light on the experience here. It's makes sense. It's kind of a power thing and he likes vulnerability of it. Makes sense. Yeah. So are you saying you want me to switch your nuts tonight? I yeah, sure. Who sat there you go. It's time for that. Jeans. All right. Here we go. Gosh, you know what I did. 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He's asleep through crying, but it's not selective dogs, having diarrhea sleep, you know, but I'm the one that has to deal with the God damn dog. Here's a cool thing that happened. The other day kills me. So a lot of times the older boy who's two and a half, he'll pop up in the middle of the night stand in his crib and just like yell or I assume he's had a nightmare or he just wake, you know, found himself awake and wants to be comforted. So typically I go downstairs at that time and it'll be anywhere from eleven thirty at night to five o'clock in the morning. It's just it's just whenever it's not every night, but it's, you know, it's semi regular eventful evening. So the other night, it's about five in the morning. And he starts screaming and I hear him on the monitor and so set up God damn, I was in a deep sleep. Go downstairs and you go, like I know always upset that I sleep sell upset that you get to sleep such a selfish slept at a year. But anyways, I go down there, pick him up a rock them. I call them. He's he gets relaxed in ten seconds, so relax. And then I just stay with him for a few minutes and my buddy we gotta go back to sleep like, okay, but him back in walk upstairs. And you know, you're you're more awake than you wanna be because it's like five now and I'm like, gotta go back to sleep. And as I'm walking. In walk in the bedroom. I'm walking to the bathrooms. I'm going to brush my teeth before I go back to bed as walk in there. I smell like their shit and through right now. So you go like. You're in bed house. Alice, I'm like, there's shitting. You like what I go turn on the light. You turn the line on the dog was so so it's horrible. Had shit on the put her, ask up to the edge of the crate and slept and shit through the crate. Now for a longtime dogs, shit or shit slept with us in bed. But during the pregnancy, it was like so disruptive to your sleep that we just we have you dog. We crane like it in there. It's not not hurting. So the dog, though this is so odd you had actually heard her moving. Here's the thing I was up at two AM pumping my tits. So three AM. I hear her. She never actually asked to be let out of the crate, what she does. She just kinda sniffs. She'll be like like she'll a little weirdly and she'll kind of like like, make like a yawning stress yon sound. And that's how I know it's time to let her out. She doesn't actually never pause at the crate suits. Very subtle, sounds that if I don't hear them, it can be fucking really bad. So I heard the sounds three in the morning. I walk over to her and unlike you wanna go potty girl. Do you want to go potty? And she looked at me like bitch, why did you wake me up like she did not want to go potty so that I thought great, went back to sleep, hurt Ellis, pop up. And then you came back and she fucking shit. She stuck her is like you said and not just any shit. This is the neat part. It is dog diarrhea. It's so it's liquid mushy shit. And she did it in two corners of the Cray sad. And the other is like fief is like. The fuck you can tell he's backed up. Yeah, he's like, nah, yeah. When I opened the door, he hops out like over her shit. So then we like again, at this point, it's like five fifteen in the morning. We get gloves slate. I got the whole setup, latex glove bags. Sprayed. It's fucking horrible. And so we're cleaning bagged. I rea- shit at five fifteen in the morning. So we, I wrap up the dog bed. It's covered in shit, throw trash. We finally get like the shit in a bag as it like like, all right now bed. The fucking smoke alarm goes off downstairs. So I run downstairs and might try to find which smoke detector's going off. It's in our older boys room guy. So I opened the door and it smells. It's burning like burning rubber earning right smell smoky and some like, oh shit. And before I grab him and before I even turn around, you're already like, hell. Yeah, you're like at the house right now, dude within a couple minutes firefighter. I call the fire department and I was like, get over here right now. I got two babies in this house. Something's on fire. Hurry up and and I'm never called the fire department in my life. So I was like this crazy, I him. I got two babies. I got to babies, you gotta Hurriyet hurry. We'll ma'am get the babies out of the house right now. So of course we gather up the baby's going up the porch, but it was amazed. They showed up quickly. So fast fire department. I mean, firefighters are just people, but and they're. Full alarms. Fire fire trucks, fire trucks, the paramedic, ambulance, and then the fire truck, van all show up. These guys come storm in with axes, I mean, and they were juice. They're like, where's the fire? Anyways, within seconds, they calm down there. Like did your heat just run for the first time. And I go, yeah, goes, it's a new heater we just had up to, and then the fire guy goes, well, it's because it's brand new and it's burning off all the residue and stuff in there today. Chac situation I was so embarrassed. I'm saying they're my jammies and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was. I was outside doing Ellis. The lights, he's like, oh. He loved, you loved. The coolest thing ever that he woke up to do that. Yeah, I was mortified and their illicit. I wouldn't have called had the alarm in my son's room. Not gone up knows it's scary in the moment is also five o'clock in the morning. Your brain's kind of scrammed. Yeah, you know what's the next thing that happened? Was they left and then now it's like five. Forty, five? Yeah. And then arcade is like, can we play now? No. Going back to bed, and he was like, oh, come on man. And that took another twenty minutes to get. Thang and he was all freaked out. I was like, you couldn't tell somebody like you couldn't script this happening the in crying dog shit, smoke detector fire department back. I mean, it was the worst night and then two nights later the dog I area again and I was up all night without mother, fuck. So I took bitsy to the vet again. 'cause we, we thought it was because she was eating stuff. Turns out she has inflammatory bowel disorder disease whenever different than traditional is psychological stress related, but she doesn't have diarrhea when she gets groomed or anything. It's unrelated to to that something the side of her, these Brussels are great dogs. But I think genetically she's got some stuff that dogs but whole has been. The only problem with is, is the dogs asshole. Let's we're so anyways, we put her down yesterday. Our guest. He's here. She's going to be on a new diet, and I'm giving her hemp oil twice a day, and hopefully a new food, a softer food that's going to help her. So. Guesses here quick break and grab. All right. We're back and we have with us our guests preferred pronouns. He him post transition. One of my favorite comedians in the world. Also, one of the stars of we've mentioned many times I need you to kill the comedy documentary directed by j. Elvis Weinstein, that's available on Amazon prime. Multiple standup albums Mel, multiple television appearances, a new special that was just shot that will be coming to you somewhere. Soon. You'll announce when you have all the information, it is the great Chad Daniels, everyone. Right. Daniel. Go here. So funny, you're the best. Thank you guys, so, and you're one of those people that more people need to know about. It's time. It's time I love when used to talk about your wife, drinking red wine. Oh. What was the red wine? Her teeth be all purple and gross fray as so many. Great jokes. The great joke writers. So that's it's funny because people come up in the, hey, can you do this bit tonight? Qasimi before Chicago. I can't because I'm divorced and don't talk about her. Yeah, it's just not fair. Do you have a lot of divorced material? I don't have any any. Do you do that purposely because, well, it's just like her her life. Yeah, you know. So if it's not one hundred percent, my story to tell. Then I don't tell it. What's because you have kids, you still interact, right? Absolutely. Eight blocks away. We live in the same town style. Wow. Split custody. So we have to talk about kids schedules and yeah, I feel like not that by definitely not the biggest part of divorce, but isn't one of the things that when you remove the emotional stuff aside, the logistics of scheduling is that one of the things we like God damn it that you didn't plan on when you divorced? I gotta I got set up Tuesday. It worked out. I mean, it is tough. The hardest part was watching. My daughter come over with her laundry basket and it's like I go, why don't you put those in the dresser? So it's not such a pain for you? She goes, well, I mean, I have to bring it back and forth, and I was like, oh, God, hardest breaking. So you know, I will buy one of each for. One here and one there, and then you don't have to bring shit back and forth. Now that's the sad part of the words. But let's talk about the good part. About that new push dog. I wish what? What? Divorce too late? Everybody's like, oh, you're divorced. Sorry, just absolutely. Really drew. You're not getting it in. What about that? Second wife, Tom, and I keep talking about what his second wife yet. We're, we're hoping that I get like dalmatian you know, like the girl. Hi. You're funny and her and her brain grow out, grows her skull, and she goes crazy. I know that's what happens. Yeah. They're adorable, right? Yes. This puppies amaze-. Yeah, when they're three their brain out their skull. Hot chick. Accents. I wanna get that girl who's just like, hey, do you have to. She's I ham by live time, and I'm like, that's great. And she's and I'm like anyways, and she's like a blowjob time like, yeah, and then. And then I'll I'll go the other Sika sleep. Watch football, no demands on you ever ever on your time. Yeah. Second wife doesn't put up with everything base, absolutely. Takes care of everything could be like fucking. I have just work for, you know. Alaska going on football game trip with my friend. She's like. Via. The second one shot. I think there's just out there. They're out there on the road there road beefs Knicks let's be Phoenix. Yeah. That road leaves out there for you. Huston they're being hot places. Anka Tampa at quarters. Yeah. Well, I picked northern Minnesota. That's pretty good. Everybody gets the pretty girl from Dairy Queen seventeen and fucking stays married forever. That's right. That's the problem. Seriously. You need to relocate where the hot sluts live? Yeah. Listen for years for years, and it'll be here. So Cal, I think. So this weather's unbelievable. Bess. My daughter's a freshman and I might home school or from here soft more through senior year, isn't it? So nice maybe. I know. So nice here. It really is. I always say, whether is underrated when people the weather, like none of no weather's life dictates everything when you can go outside. I mean, it's going to be gray for nine months where I did my fucking living room sky blue which is not recommended by anyone only to have blue in my life in the winter. Yeah, yeah. Listen, we got sunshine avocados. You have one of those before? Not one that's ready to eat. What CHAD'S whole cynical shitty take on. Everything is just tied to living in I fall and that he moves down here and he'll be like, I haven't been in every more and then his actors turns into, like you guys ever rented. What happened to you? I don't know. I feel great. I'm so happy. You're gonna get to happen. I want it to happen. So we gotta keep you from getting second wife posts in another town so that you actually come to southern California so we can be around you. I'm telling you, I don't. It just isn't. It's not have people see me on stage like he's grumpy. He has a grown man child, so we don't need to talk to him after this this so hard to believe. I really do. It's real now you gotta put out the don't you gotta lace it into the material ever. Gonna do that. Have you ever seen a fucking divorced comic on stage? Yeah, we'll learn this new bud, fuck, and it's and then office you sit there and like, are you trolling? Right now? I've seen also seen the not well hidden attempt to get laid with like, and that's why don't I never get any sex. You know. Now, here's the. Ladies, you guys are the superior sex. My right. And then the pandering to how. The fake feminist male comic. That's my favorite move. What can't believe that they told you guys, I'm staying at the courtyard, Mary. I'm in room. Six. Oh, nine. Just open with believe all women. Chat lapse. Zachary. I want to be in my second marriage. Tom, I want to be the frivolous older housewife woman who has not a care in the world. Like you've seen her on reality shows or she's like. Everything's funny, and I just I just need to buy a grill for five thousand dollars. Life is like I gotta get a manicure. I got your your constantly remodeling. Yeah. This house, it just doesn't feel right. Yeah. I husband needs me anymore kitchen. It's not like what I'm cooking. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And then they're like that there's such thing as a chef's kitchen like what? And then your husband's just like just build what you want. That's what I'll do. You know, there's such thing as a chef. Anything. Cooking lessons, babe. And I'm drunk all the time. Always branching just like wind buzzed all the time and the husband worked so hard just to keep me in the world. You know that don't see him if we don't even have relationships. Fine. You spend a rat Klein ethically recklessly. Yeah. So I want to be an once every few months. He's like, I mean six hundred on the mex-. But don't I look good sweetie, and it's cheaper to keep even put you do that. Ceo, mobile. Oh cheaper to keep me then to divorce me. That's why he keeps me true. And he just has a fair and it's fine because I'm not giving him right. That's how second wife works. That's. Works. Great. That's how. A really setting this up a great line. To California. You're gonna find your sex. He's gonna get pussy tomorrow or where's he going Irvine, not sperm vine. Yes, everybody listening go, see Chad Daniels Irvine's if you're listening yet you have time if you're listening right now as it comes out tomorrow, Wednesday night, he's going to be in Irvine and ear, right? Improv looking for really nice. He's not looking for making this seem so sad. No. Can someone say hi Chad. He likes his balls tugged, right? Coulthard pulled hard. We just read an Email about pool of hard. I really sensitive nuts. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, no, thanks. It's just keep it just keep it above the sack. Yeah, above the. But you don't want like you don't wanna aren't like that. They're just real sense. I don't know what they're always bruised or something what's going on. I got a second zero problems. Yeah. Didn't hurt no pain. Tom about this because I need this to happen. You pay you haven't gotten one get one. Yeah, I can't have another kid. Yeah, it's not something. A ajar and then freeze it. Yeah. If you want to have another with your second wife. Having more children are you? Sure. Tom, I wanna I wanna. Get your sperm sitcom right in. Yes. Dinosaur. Walk us through the process? Yeah, I went in and the guy he has an, he's like a accent. He's by the way. Is this in Ferguson? You have a setup appointment before this to like, yeah. So you have to go. I'm asking you have to go in and get the console, right? And during the console though, he said because of a sec, Demy can speed up cancer in your crackle area, lying everywhere. Prostate, I don't know. Well, here's the thing. Don't tell people that this is true because I don't know if maybe he was just fucking with me maybe in a small town. Maybe he was just like, funny man. Right? But anyways, yeah. So we gave me the cancer. Just kidding. And then I went in and it's like people I went to high school with the nurses Christ. So you're sitting there with a shaved, everything, right? It's freezing in the room, not an excuse, right, but it's just weird. Yeah, of course. Memory at creative writing together, like moving your dicta the other leg. This is so comfortable, man. I've never seen my dick as small as I've seen in a doctor's office. You know, it is funny. It's like I've looked down been like, you've gotta be kidding me. And this is just like for physical. I'll feel like I got a fluff this a little bit like my own self esteem. Really. He's looking at you and I don't think so. I'm just like, what the fuck I'm better than this. What do you do you think about like nakedness and you fly your hand? I'm just more like smack. Yeah, dismissed around just just to give it like just some dignity. I mean, I've seen it literally a new level of small in a doctor's office, like when you have to wipe when UP. Like. Concave dick right now. I mean like retreats inside. Yeah, I think it's because of the medical atmosphere. You know your little, you know somebody's nerve. Okay. Yeah, you're nervous. It's cold always fucking cold. Yeah, I got embarrassed. When my doctor I was like nine months pregnant. My doctor was examining me and I followed it right in his hands and I was like, I farted on. He's like, it's okay. I remember that we there for that window. I was there the time after he's like far, tapping everybody. Yeah. Yeah, but he's still talking about it somehow two months, two months. He'd be eleven months pregnant. That's not gonna matter. So wait on the the console is he gives you like you're going to die, and then he, he gives you a further examining some up the deal, really Healy. I have to tell you, have you ever. He Lugt up the whole glove, and I actually said my insurance is not going to pay for all that because there was a dollop dollop is requires a spoon. Yeah, and it was. I was just like, what in the fuck? So he goes elbows on the desk. It wasn't. I still don't think this is what should have happened because it was so weird elbows on the desk, and he just goes in thumb. I don't know. Oh, maybe it was. I don't know. I guess I wasn't looking, but right. I assume phone. That's what I would have done. Wow. So he fingers your behold, and then when you come so hard all over and he goes, that's not cancer. Great taste. It is like a. Did he give them out and do this morning? Did he take his nails in gently prog right in between my shoulder blades, he bunched up my shirt and twisted house like. I like this a lot so council. He's like, you're good to go your asshole, your balls, everything's good. And then you come back. That ball. Everything's good. Come back. How long later next week? Maybe two weeks. I'm like that. And so what's the day like when you go, is there prep like don't eat before? Like, how's it going. You can do whatever you just have to shave everything everything. Yeah, you're Bohol to not now you're Cain. No, but taint Twiggy Mary's. I like to get maybe halfway down. Yeah, I got long taint hair showers. Sometimes I'll go down. I'll look and I'll just see. Like, I mean, everyone does. It's like when you wash a dog though the hair always looks longer. That's true. That's true. It's like a dog speared. Hang yeah, from my always looks longer because it's like altogether and then point down gravity. It's blame it on gravity. So you go, you co in your all shaved, and then he's just like, how does it? How does how does it start. It looks like the opening scene of there's two ladies in there, and then they strap you down now. But they just tell you don't move, don't touch anything, and then you can smell it. You can smell the Qatar's ation cut rising. You write clearly, they do NAMI that they shoot you in the in the vast with a local vast, the vast friend, FRANZ, so, okay, you feel you feel. So. And injection feel that. And then after that, you don't feel anything right? But you do smell. You can smell when they're how long procedure take twenty minutes, maybe and then no soreness afterwards while you to sit on a bag of peas, and I didn't lift anything for the weekend, but otherwise, that's, that's it. And then how many do you have to Jack for? I think had to bring in three samples. To make sure there's no swimmers and strip kid. This up and down. Did you take crystal meth before you, Jack, you're Peter to crystal meth whenever. See that sounds really easy town too bad. Now. For me. It was. I mean your kids are little. Yeah. So if you if you start over now, that's not. I mean, I have a nineteen year old and a fourteen year old. That'd be. So you throw a fucking baby into that and where's the bridge? Yeah, for me, I'm not a monster, right, right. But you would definitely be like that there goes my life. Well, I mean, imagine imagine four years left on your prison sentence and then you ship somebody in the yard like you're here forever now. I mean, that's that's how I think about. I mean, if what, if you got someone? Yeah, so now you can't get. I sure can't. Yeah. And you got tested that a few times I've called in and I go, so do I need to test every six months and they go, you don't. And I'll just bring it in anyways. I'm like, can we make sure. Just busting nets and Robie left. And right. Sounds like it's not road beef. It's just me needing an excuse to jerk off and feeling whole about it. Oh, I see. Tom, are we doing this or what doing what. Snaps, y'all gets. Please. Do a live remote. From there December some home. I seriously. I would love that. I've been on birth control since I was fifteen. I can't do it anymore. But you know, they'll make you out mouth checks. That's what the doctor taste Ted you have to. Yeah, there's nothing in there that can give me pregnant. You have to do it like, okay, can I just tell you just blew my mind because I birthed and kept it in my throat, and then Uber in the noise came through and I was like it. I just fucking crazy. Specked full time. I kept it in God. Nuts. That is great. Now at Tom calls that synergy, synergy o. t. people burp and fart at the same time, it's really magic stuff, really good friends. Well, we're Sankt up our cycle. Do you have any weird porn that you're into? Like are you into whitwash and weird stuff don't, and it's gotten to the point. No weird kinks. It's almost the opposite of that where. Something will be on, and then I'll just have to stop and be like, wait a second. That's his real mom. Can't watch this shit. Disgusting. I was watching to Russians me two Germans one time, and I was all ready to go everything locked and loaded and and the one of the ladies looks at the other one goes sucks. These tits you bitch, and I couldn't stop laughing, and I was like, well, this is done. Yeah, I wish we had that audio for the show. It's great. Laso God damn. Yeah, there's weird stuff off feature news. Those falls bald worn the. We had a, we played. We had Josh Potter in. He brought in weird like some of the weirdest stuff he could find. And then we call out there for other weird things just beyond the normal, the vanilla stuff, and we got this Email. Says, hey, just watch episode, four sixty nine of when Josh Potter was on and shoting video of a nameless hero doing God's work and servicing the genitals of of crippled undesirables topic of disabled porn and more specifically with people who are missing limbs came up and as a twenty year old man missing both legs. Let me tell you the people who fetish is missing limbs are very real. Someone with an amputee fetishes revert to as a diva tea, and there are different size of this. Some people just want to have sex with an empty. Some people get sexual pleasure from the desire to become an amputate. There are certain instances where people have actually mutilated themselves to become an amputee so they can Papa bone bone and then square till sundown. It is very common for amputate to have people randomly message them on Facebook and other social media, and at see pictures of their stop or asked if they ever used their stump during sex there. Mixed feelings in the community about devoting some people think it's gross. So people think it's nice personally. I think that knowing someone may want to Russell my Jimmy's due to me missing limbs is awesome. Many people, many people missing limbs are very self conscious field. I may never find someone who will want to ski their meet knowing the DVD's exist gives myself and other crippled hope to that. We can get our dick slick thing pretty yet. Another important topic then for truly being the voice of the people and America's podcast piss on me beat me and face a fart. Nathan ache. Tell you these emails are so beautifully written. That's fantastic. So I didn't know that there was that whole segment of society. How do you get there? Do you lose your virginity to somebody with thick legs? And you're like, I need more access. How do we do? I'm always fascinated though that whatever your conditioned, whatever it is there is somebody that's very turned on by that you can be six hundred pounds. You could be missing limb. You can be unable to walk and someone out there is like fucking love that shit's turn on. I mean, they really do. There's really something that turns everybody on know. Right now not in Minneapolis are verbs falls, Fergus falls? No, maybe again, I told you they're all married. They've been married. Yeah, we find the hot hot weather, sluts the hot weather sluts out there, man. Here's on your right. Real sluts? Are somebody messes that. Whoever did that Photoshop gang member of the guys transitioning to women. This said that they did me dirty. You have told me Tom serious potential as a super hot. You look like a Russian porn star, how God should have made Jesus lamb rock-hard and came four strokes on these. Let me both. And your podcast is hilarious. Sean Sean said, this is a better representation of me as interesting. That's actually that's you as a woman. Yeah. Well, that's somebody who put maybe my maybe my is now little than half did the mouth. Well, here's the problem with your transition that I foresee first of all. Oh better. That's. That's better. Your hairline we're going to have to do some restoration. Yeah, like major surgery to bring it down a little bit more electrolysis. You've got so much facial hair, a lot of hormones and your size. You're so big. We're gonna have to thin you out a lot three to pass. What are you doing? Mentally? He just kicked the shit is a woman. I think it's a compliment that it would be really compromise like she's been wanting to say all that shit for a long time. And this was just the way too. I think you're right. I'm saying a woman. You know, as a woman not pass, do you think you'd ever do anything for your hairline. No good for you know that it right. You look great too. I'm just doing the. The buzzing trimmed down. You got a full head of hair. Right? Do lucky guy. Yeah. Thank you. It's it's nice. Yep. Got that. Going for me in full guy, you so do fucking when we were in Asia together every walked up to him. I was like your hot shot. Serious hair. Yeah, they did. They were super with my sunken eyeballs because I hadn't slept in two weeks. It's like, hey. Yeah, every single one of them ridiculous. Dated Asian persuasion. I've not. Okay. Maybe single chadwell not. I mean, not for any reason. It's just again, racist northern Minnesota. So it's like I did a white girl or a wider girl. That's true, right? Yeah, it's super white. Any diversity, Minnesota. Very little. Yeah, this nothing's going to happen when you move to that hot plus climate. You're going to get different different looks. Men can be exciting for you. To look differently. Indian girl, Asian girls, fucking black, Latina. It's all gonna come to you. Yeah. Knockin shakes off your dick. I mean, there's no doubt about it. Can I ask you a question, how long does it take you to somebody after you meet them? Like far in front of girls in front of friends, Jimmy farted in front of Tom, you guys have been friends for years. I mean, I don't know if I have to do. Do you know where I met Chad? I met him on the flight at the airport right before the flight to Hong Kong. So we met there when we met we, we'd heard about each other and talk. We tweeted each other message other before, and I remember one of the first things I did on that flight was I went to take shit. Yeah, I was in there, probably ten and I just met Chad and I walk out, you know, there's always a little bit of like, I wonder if anyone notice in the bathroom for like ten minutes. So I was on the flight. I just shut the door head down. I look up and Chas like. Sixteen minutes and finishing. He looked at me. Yeah. What were you do? Yeah. Really let him know that he knew that I took. It doesn't count for the mile high club. So wait, you ask him about farting though because my husband, Tom has this neat habit of just farting in front of everybody. And he just told me yesterday, we were eating dinner and he goes, I was working out with my trainer and I just farted in front of him on the treadmill. And the other guys got really mad and the gym, and I was like, well, of course they're mad dummy. Nobody wants to smell. What happened was a I'm running now. That's what happened. I go, I go alternate story fart. And then trainers, like, you know, probably ten feet away sitting on one of those boxes. You know, those box jump things and he was like, he goes, was that the. That is that the treadmill he was he was genuinely confused. What was it. And I go, no, I farted. He was like, okay, and then I go man, decimals, bad. That's really bad like great. And it's a small. And then like ten seconds later, I smelled this fresh like unbelievably fresh scent. I'm like, what the fuck is that? He's like, oh, I just spray down this whole Jim. Natural. And then I realized that that whole time ten feet behind another guy, just sitting down on piece of equipment. I ought to know your back. Was, you know when people really want you to put shit particles into the air when they're breathing their hardest, right, right. Maximum heart rate. And you just shit right there? My feeling dangerous to hold it in at the gym for some reason, always let it rip at the gym. I feel like when you're like exerting yourself and trying to. Okay. Oh, this comfortable. I'm not gonna. Hold it in. I've always thought to myself. You ever want to meet the prettiest girl in the world going onto a hotel gym in fart. She'll be there in two minutes. He will. Right? Yeah. And you'll have it to yourself. Absolutely. Forty, five minute forty, seven. And all of a sudden you're like, oh, hey, no. Did you see that other guy walking out. Wow. What a jerk. He said he was going. See because it's become a pattern for Tom now where he's just been kind of farting indiscriminately like we had Doug Mallard in here, and he brought his fiancee over within minutes of meeting her. He started in front of her at our dinner, and I'm surprised before it in front of our nanny. I know you do it, and then she came right in the other night and smell back. I think once you get through the first couple than. What happens sometimes do part, and I go. Mike. I'm so embarrassed. You try to justify you guys. This amazing. I haven't farted in. Here's the doctor said, I'd never far it again. What an accomplishment is that celebration. I can't believe you guys were here to witness this citing. So I'm guessing you don't do this in front of people. I don't. I don't know what it is. I think. Single guy. Now that's what it is. He's looking for that new road beef and he knows that you can't fart your way there. But that now if you go out on a date a few times, say if you get comfortable, how long would it take you to in front of the lady or do you normally at first happens on accident. Right. Is it a few months in probably, yeah. Like something you ever get jumper cables for they come in and just both sides of your ribs. Yeah, once she thought it was going to be so funny and I just all over and that was acting, then I'm like, well, thank you for broke the barrier up doing that. Yeah, somebody emailed in this, hey, Tom, Christina woman in her thirties. I have more gas than anyone. I know dating hard for me because I get crippling stomach aches and basically have to run home just to fart out early is too early to start farting in front of a significant other. I currently just met a guy. He's very fun but very polite. He doesn't seem like the type of person I could find a fart in front of ever should I end it now just give up on dating. I'm not completely haggard. I'm a pretty normal looking girl just with an excessive amount of gas, sincerely gase Caitlyn. But let's start from the science of it. Do you know why you're so gase? Have you gone to the doctor, maybe your diet? What are you doing? Is there any way to reduce your gas range? What you're. Maybe like Betsy, put some hemp oil like our dog on your food and see if that. Yeah. What do you have to run all the way home just like leave the room? Yeah, it's smelly just drink so much water before I got here today and just keep going bathroom to p re like a good person and I'm leaving room to fart. Right this way you don't have to. We're finding we're, we're missing the the, the thing that she should be pursuing. The guy that loves farts. That's your and I gotta say, yeah, there's a lot of them out there. It's a prising. We discovered that awhile ago and we got a whole bunch of messages from guys where like the whole idea, pretty girl, making a stinky smell. They love it. Now, if you can handle the smell of your own farts, and I'm sure there are guys that would love to suck it into their mouth, come up and blow it back in your face. Guys out there that would nothing more than Caitlyn farting around. Maybe she doesn't want like a fetish person. Nobody somebody who who likes her and like also. Yeah. Caitlyn. There's also gas x. and phase I'm if you've tried taking those, you may want. She's asking dot being farts being, oh, she's asking about what to do about this dude. I would say, get your diet checked out, take the phase. I'm the beano and hang out with them for a while or maybe just say, hey. Be interesting. Yes, but we your main characteristic, your spatial, your main characteristics? Well, my main character my specialty is face farting. Parting. This is the best part. Let's see. I don't know. I don't know if this is. I don't know. That's it. I don't know what episode that's in. Okay, ready one, two. This is happening out on the street. There's a truck driving out on the street in front of a Dairy Queen terrible. Yeah, it's really stupid. Yeah. Well, there you go. I just reminded me of timing talking about forty Jim, Tom, and I used to live in Silverlake, which is a predominantly gay area. And he used to work out at this gym that was known for having bears workout. They're like big news and their member that one bear that would always built his musk, how can I forget? And he would like he would use the treadmill that was placed right? Like the, there's a fan right in front of him. There's always that fucking asshole. And then his bare juice is just being. Erupting and the smell of guys balls just throughout the whole German that guy did it work. Attract other wars. It weren't dude smelled horrendous. And was the biggest guy in the gym like a big Samoan six, three, three thirty at fuck in Pierce knows crazy. Just stunk. He would just proudly walk around like smell. I mean, it must have worked in must've worked. I don't know what these. Face by face. Guy who pretends to understand what face farting mates. He's what these, these talian and she let me show you. Okay. She does. He's like, thank you. That was amazed. These special. Kayla needs. Yeah, just a face farting guy. Paik real. I think you'll find out that. The guys into you, you can fart whenever it doesn't matter. All the time and it doesn't. We haven't finished, let's have Chataway sure doing the psychopath test. Oh, great psychologists here and Christina's doing it too. I need to answer a few more questions on the air. We all down are here out the paper pen if you want take. So here's the, here's question number six. By the way, the way that you. Number score. This is a five is a very good match to to the statement of four is a good three is moderate to slight and one. Nothing. So think of it as one means, I absolutely do not agree with the statement for yourself or is that how you doing it? Right? Yeah. Okay. So the next I using I am. He started. I feel like if force. Good. I got the rest of think. Explicit into action. I know I find that I'm able to pursue one goal for a long time. Okay. Let's see here answering that. Okay. Next question. My main purpose in life is to get as many goodies as I can't. Definition on goodies. Yeah, exactly. It's Rhode beef. Yeah. K. Next one is I don't plan anything very far in advance. Okay. Next one's interesting making a lot of money as my most important goal. It's a five. It's a five. And let's see. We don't bore people just reading these questions, so we're gonna share answers. I know we are very shortly quickly, lose interest in tasks. I start. And I let others worry about higher values. My main concern is with the bottom line cheese, say yes for Tom. No six. Not at all. No. All right. All right. Well, that's good. That's number six through eleven. Yeah, let's go sure answers. Okay. I find them able to pursue one goal for a long time. This is strong match for me me to I five. Would you get to a slight. It's like match for you. My main purpose in life is to get as many good. He's as I can. I'm a tale, a three, the three, wow there if I can psychos. Okay. That's moderate match shirk, oh, head. I don't plan anything very far in advance. I gotta forge because we have two children who are prone to sickness stand up careers. Yeah, three because in my professional life, I have to plan things year in advance my personal life. I don't know what's happening tomorrow. Real one. You don't plan it all go. I misinterpreted that. What I read the question again, the statement is I don't plan anything very far in advance, and I feel like I do plan things very far. That's okay. So that's a one. So that's a white meaning you disagree with that? I disagree with the statement that I don't plan to do. Right. So it's right. Listen. I'm just going to admit, I put three downfall. Understand any. Okay. How about this one? This is very revealing making a lot of money as my most important goal four. Hello to Jesus? I put a four as well, but you have to understand I live in a place where if comedy doesn't pan out, that's what I tell people when they're not laughing. Do you think this matters? I could mow lawns and make my mortgage. Live in the middle of nowhere. Very interesting trail. Yeah, I like, but I like having money. Money money's great. But I'm just saying like where I live, I don't need a lot of trail quickly, lose interest in tests. I start. Where do you go for that? I strongly disagree. That's a one. Yeah, that's where I went five. Did you really absolutely your total fucking lumber for stuff that I was going to build three years ago in my garage still, I think should be more. I think I now that I hear this and talk about it, I put a one. Yeah, but I think it's fair to give myself a couple points higher seriously as you lose interest in thing in, I don't think it's a complete five and I don't think it's a one. I think it probably should be a tourist. I'd agree with that. You know, because there's things that I'm very much able to pursue as a task and and then there are some things that I hearing him say. I'm like, yeah, I've done that where I've bought the thing to do the thing. And then I'm just like. I haven't listened to a full sentence this entire time. For sure. I was okay. All right. So here we go. And then I let others worry about higher values. My main concern is with the bottom line, if that isn't. Bait, the craziest of the crazy in people who here then they're like, definitely. I don't agree with that at all town too. I'm one. Yeah. Leave a little space. Little space is good, but clearly Chad is sociopathic. No, no, I'd say there's no doubt about. Yeah. Comb. Yeah. We learned about our heart rate. That's true. So I was watching this crime documentary thing on Netflix, and they said that one, it's not confirmed, but it's like proposed idea that's an indicator for sociopaths is a is that many of them have a low resting heart rate, and the theory is that they need excitement to just feel alive normal. Yeah, to get get to normal so that they do things that are high risk and crazy things basically to just elevate that heart rate. That's always. I mean, you remember when I slid down the wet hill on traffic real. Yeah. That is by the way a that is a not. Completely vivid description of what he did was terrifying. I mean, on purpose. So on purpose on a hill in the rain, it's a steep hill and they have a in the city, not like escalator. That's how steep the hilas. Yes. So everyone's on this escalator. 'cause there's a top over it and it's raining. Fuck and with all the soot in the air, it comes down with the rain and made it very greasy. Yeah. So that the hillside is like especially picture, wet brick. You know, it's like, and he gets a trash can lid off jumps on. Yeah, and slides down like head, I think it's like an angel. Oh, my AMI, just like see him going. And then we just see cars rounding turn coming down, talking to taxi, trying to negotiate to get back across the bay to our hotel. He pulls his head out. The window looks at me goes what? Fuck, and then back in go sheeting, wow, it was really scary nightmarish, but my resting heart rates nine. So I need to do this Saeb. Both of you are psychos like really low resting heart rate. I had it weird hike. They were like one guy, nice guy. The nice tech at the cedars when they were examining my heart was like really low. He's like a work out and I go, yeah. And then the nurse came in who was no nonsense. She's like, looks at the things. She was like, wow, it's really low. He goes, the guy goes, he works out though. She looks me. She's like none of now. Not like that. He doesn't. This is something something else. Yeah, anyways, yeah. So maybe that's the root of it, you know, could be wanna see a total fucking pig. Yeah. At the airport, somebody sent this in whizzes from the actual listener. Some currently waiting for my flight home and witnessed something absolutely disgusting in in the middle of a crowded terminal. This is low and loose behavior has absolutely floored me in a terminal. No. No. No, this guy. Oh my God. In between. This, I'm going to vomit. She goes on to say, she says this guy took his shoes and socks off started picking at the skin between those an peeling, his blisters right here in the terminal. I mean, that is savagery that is absolute insanity to witness appropriate. I've seen people clip there in public on airplanes. It's so gross. My daughter was really bothering me one week, and so I picked a, I took the whole skin off of a blister and let it dry. I put it on her pillow. She can murdered me in my sleep, but you know what? Don't be an asshole all week. Yeah, she was really. Yeah, it's just come tell you when she discovered it. Yeah. I mean she screamed income. Tell me, oh, she just she sat above her bed. Yard, just freaking out. You go to bed. Just give resting very calm, very cold, that grooming in any enclosed space with other humans that you don't, you're not related to is just disgusting. It's completely unacceptable. I vomit even just having some grow brush her fuck and horsey hair on the airplane wire brushing your hair and all your dirty dandruff flakes everywhere in the air. You know, in your dirty fucking hair. Everyone knows what I mean. If you're clipping your nails, you're so fucking. To do that plane or terminal of seen people clip clip. Got actually reminded me the brush thing. My daughter has pulled all the hair out of her brush and then packed it in my suitcase. That's that's pretty smart girl. It was fucking pull out your stuff like, oh, my. My version of a love note, Dan, I love you. Come back soon. Mike, God. Let's see if this motivates Chad to maybe I don't know. Open his mind, opened his heart, change the way he sees things. Desert. Just looking at this beautiful vestments. And thinking of those times of how compromise myself because I was so afraid to be alone. And this desert reminded me of lonely pets head travel within how had put everything that I love everything built on the line to simply be happy. How can be the most terrifying thing to do. Feel absolutely only. This is why people cheat. Right here this. Yeah. Right. This video. I did. All right. Yeah, it's a lot. Well, this, this is an Instagram post like this isn't even just on her website that maybe you know, if you're really interested in Jada Pinkett Smith, you're going to go and she's talking about wellness like this is on fucking insects. You think that she bust this out when. Like would you think when wills, like my new movie, I just shot, you know, that's coming out next month. Pretty exciting. Check out what I just shot. Yeah, it'd be great if this was on her Instagram, and then what fought the next thing you clicked on was this is a story all about how. This is beautiful where she is. Much beauty and we should all just look at how compromising cells lives compromising happiness simply to not be alone. Sounds like yes to love to you. Boy, there's trouble in the marriage. You know what I mean? Like compromising myself, not happy hitting people take that tone because you know they're lying and they don't believe themselves. Yeah. Yeah, you guys been working a lot and I feel great. I don't have to. It's fine. Yeah, that's worship. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You think that like a lot of this is just. It's just directed at one person and everything is meant to be like, this is public and sumptious. I'm just putting out there. I'm really just trying to tell you something I think so. That's kind of my favorite stuff for everybody. So you have to option. I can go home and be like, fuck and did everything for you, or you can find desert and being put everything on the line. No. I've been picked on a lot on this show. I don't. I happen what I laugh at. People think it's really wrong. Sometimes Chad, I agree with that statement, but he gets picked on for laughing, laughs at inappropriate ship, both. Okay. So true. That's true statement, here's a submission. Do you think this is. Funny now. What's going on ready. I know for that I saw though there's no question about that. Rather retire now than fucking retire. Big fish breaks for people listening. Just a guy who's fishing. Great. Forearms. Great forum probably has natural strong forearms, you know, just he, he lived outdoorsman. Yeah, lean lean build. So he's getting his, what do you call that? His bait. Leur his Lord ready. He's, you know, he's sitting there alone on a boat. Fishing, and then that's going to happen. I don't like to see. Get the fuck. Which is happening. Hornets them a bunch of times. Yeah, I think a couple of maybe. Tonight. Eight. Fucking there. Kind of freaked out. Yeah. Talking. He was just so for so long. Yeah, he was. He actually wrote in, we rarely get the person who made the video send in the video. Usually somebody else. He goes, I recently found your channel understand you. Let videos of people getting hurt. So here you go. I personally don't find it funny because it happened to me at all my pieces. Shit, quote, friends seem to enjoy me screaming like a bitch, Craig. Well, Craig, I did enjoy it. Absolutely. Fantastic because he's gonna get this, the big strategy behind it. Yeah. And then all of a sudden attack mode that that was funny thing like a prairie dog. I have the worst posture and all of a sudden I was like, what like I'm in the military to walk shit, but do you laugh at like things like that you do. You guys are besties. That's why. Better do something. Grounds coming pretty fast. Hurdle. Yeah. You heard that shit crunch that was helmets coming really funny. Is it on a scale of one to five. Being very much agree. Can you go through all of the numbers. Just good. Three being moderately agree. I think if you jump out of a plane and something bad happens to you, then that should be here comes another one. Hey. That. Stood up a call. Was Buckley lobby stuck. It up. That guy is the back window, right? I don't know. So these real concern though. God damn car. Guess what though we played this so many times so we really got out. There happened in Taiwan, turns out some people were like, that guy's definitely is legs are removed. He's, he was fine. He was actually, really. This was in the news. They're guy turned out to be totally fine bruised, but it definitely looked worse. Yeah, like he was going to get a lot of that amputee. Devoto males. It was that funny for you to or coming, don't stand behind all this common-sense ship. Right. That's that's. That's true. That's a different perspective. People always make because when I walk into a bathroom, I was look behind the door. If I'm at a bar, I peek behind the door just because my friends like, what are you doing? I'm like, that's not going to be so funny when you get fucked in here, but I'm not going to. Yeah. You're part of that the rape culture, you're frayed of kind of how women have to deal with the world. You now imagine world the way we do like to know what's behind the door that went on question. It. Meli desire to someone in here going to attack me or you. Slow sense in here in this house, especially no, no one's going to be. Right. Now to tune? This is my heartbeat. Tune to takes that long. That's low. Have you been? Have you had it checked out. Really, you can have like a problem when I sleep. People think I'm dead, you should probably have it looked at, you know, they can just do like a sonogram of it. 'cause my mom had some heart defects. They checked mine and make sure I didn't have it. I don't. Anyway. They just put a thing over it to do quick quick. They can look at it. I just think it's because I don't know how. If you guys have not yet been convinced to see Chad. Or guessing that. So funny you have been if you have not been convinced to see him live, we highly recommend it, but we also think you might be convinced by the web stuff he's been doing. When I don't work. I only me that I ended regular full-time employment at age forty since those like me who are on disability don't seem to need it. I'll explain the highly intelligent. I was born with fiscal problems and severe learning disability that got worse with time. What the fuck is this. Trying to explain where I was at that day. Yeah, it's a cool backdrop. Kind of feeling. Dammar. Symbol, some might say, swastika. Just thought that was like wind power. Oh, no. Just let people know where you stand. Can I tell you something? I don't even know what is about to happen. My my YM Tinguely's are telling me this. This might be something we're going to enjoy for for weeks to come. You might be right feeling like it's got the makings of a great video this. Okay. So the person made this just in case you didn't know is not Chad. If you're listening. But they have a, they have a little screen. I can't even think of words an announcement at the top of the show of his videos that same host news channel as an extremely controversial speaker. That's what the, that's what it says before these videos play and as a citizen, the US I uphold, the freedom of speech that our constitution provides says that freedom of speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. So this guy's really a free speech proponent when he's done his research. It also says that the man has mental difficulties. He says he might end advertently offend or invite dismissal by being socially inept and to overlook it instead investigate his claims and viewpoints for yourself. So I love how no one's just an asshole anymore. So he's like prefacing is like Patrick Ewing finger hurts just in case. I don't have a great game. I think there's. Right? There's there's so much here that I'm just going to jump through. Let's go see what he's what he's up to eager. I could only graduate high school via a special program for problem students. I didn't go to college since no college could accommodate might needs check from there. I work many could only sick. You're very low, paying jobs, half the time. I couldn't even find work. Even the low paying job until my father stepped in for me. For example, what time I father gave my manager money for Christmas one company hired me because my father's company was funding. There's he from another company hired me because his trial was enrolled at my fathers daycare center, Katherine, my dad retired from fulltime work. He tows some security companies that if they hired me. Okay. That's a lot. I like the cadence. It's a kind of Wisconsin. Eat cadence, right. We'll wait. I don't know if I think it's more. It sounds more Amish, you think so? Yeah, like a like a Pennsylvania. Oh, I thought it was more mid west. Okay. I like that. He talks like that. I like his background. I like his presentation. See if he pushes anytime suffering right now. I don't know if he pushes any buttons. Let's see cases of mistreatment and discrimination. Since I was fired person, -posedly attaching and raising the American flag upside down on the flagpole which I never do while he recent Muslim immigrant from another shift had the same job and it was likely to have done it. Oh, the Muslim sign up stress that is a Senate distress. When you raise the flag upside-down that race distrust that I learned that from a Robert Redford movie. Really? Yeah. Remember the movie, maybe something something to do with castle. Okay. Maybe it was just the castle, but it was also the guy from sopranos James Gandolfini who was the prison warden anyways. So I wanna go back here. This guy has a manager and his dad has a company and a daycare that funds another company. But yeah, and then he goes, but my dad's daycare, let me is dead had multiple confusing shit going. Well. I'd have to Trump I work after longest fellow employees kept purposely blowing big farts which I hid the smell and breathe. There it is there it is. I knew I was going to like it. He might. Talking about me. Yeah, Jim does. Security at another job. I found a sweater of blood. It was a freak accident where somebody collapsed right in the middle of a tiny staircase which I couldn't find in time. Therefore they tried to blame me for trying to murder someone, believe it or not. So far, this guy's got your number blowing farts murdering people, the first time he looked off the paper to to say. His hands. Can you believe this had not murdered anyway, blow fire? It's I haven't not yet we gotta ask him, writer died. Okay. So for those who complained that I'm cheating the government. Okay. Anything this, you didn't hate me, you think. Judge others until explain myself and. Today is mental illness day, I know moms affects you wasn't until a health awareness last week. Well, there you go. That's why we're doing this. Is it a little late? This guy should have to read everything because that keeps him calm. Yeah. Then my dad had my manager. Why are you doing. So scare? Yes, aggressive that liked it. I like the way doing this and I like the blowing farts part. Yup. He's heard someone. Yeah. Yeah, he's done. Ghana? Yeah, man a lot going on in that club, we're going to have to. Yeah, fi more times I feel like we're gonna visit that again. It's a lot of accidentally overdosed. Yeah. Yeah, wow. I accidentally overdosed. That's a lot. Yeah. Well, does a special place seems weird that that kinda guy would have a hammer hanging on his wall right by the door. The pizza guy holding the hammer way up. What do you think the justification is? Like if somebody goes, what's up, what do you think he has? He probably has something go can hammer. With the swastika. I'll show you. World map is where he's buried people. I think he's one of those guys who does the. It's like the, you know, the old white guy who goes, I can't say they say it all the time and like that's not how it works. He's like with, that's they're, they're like perfectly logical. Other people are saying, why can I see? It's always like a and you go like, here's the thing. I don't have to tell you like, you know why, you know why you're not supposed to say it. You know what I mean? Like, but why can't we? Yeah, you go like, why can't we? You go you. You don't need the explanation. This is just kind of theatrical thing you're doing and it's the same guy who would be like that was Watsa and you're like, why would you do that like? Well, you know, actually the symbol existed before the getting. So I am of the belief that we celebrate the old Egyptian interpretation of the swastika. Actually native American. Yeah, like Poso overlook the people that kind of misuse it. Exactly. Since then they've used it for other things. Have you heard about this stuff? Famous for just to be clear, I'm using it for something else. So. Be free to interpret it as you choose. Anyways, that's always feel about the confederate flag. That's another one. It's all these guys we shouldn't be. We shouldn't be giving participation ribbons to kids and it's like, well, that's what the fuck and confederate flag is win. That's participation. Trim. They keep it in their trucks with their nuts on the trucks. It's it's nuts, nine, California out here. Out here. Here Brown, not in southern California. Yeah, true. Tragedy, man. Oh, see much fucking road div down in the OC looking for road beat man. Then you got a text and it's. I'm just lazy. Yeah. I recently moved in with my grandmother. Here's an Email by grandmother after graduating college. I found myself in a great dilemma. I get up every morning, get ready for work and like any reasonable human being. I'd take a pre work poop, eight fifteen AM is my time just like the great top dog. And I have found myself in a great deal of trouble. You've heard of pissing on the seats. I presume will Hal about shitting on the seat. Yes, you read that, right. My grandmother shits on the seat every morning. Oh, I don't know what to do this power play by her way of communication. Should I leave her some Brown as a message back anyway, Tommy and Tina. The real question is, should I become poop house with my grandmother instead of pen pals with her. Piss on me beat me yada, yada, yada, ding, ding, you know, the drill Jacob. I think your grandmother where to begin is begging you to leave. She's just like I was being nice when I said you could come live with me. You piece of shit. On the sea or not? I think probably on the back of the seat going when people sit back to far exactly and you know, skims all the way down. Right? Like your shit is flat on her asshole on, right right now, Chad, I thought I heard it all. Yeah, we talk about Brown a lot on the show. Dude. I've never heard this probably right up against the back. I never even because my mind it might be because of how old she is. She sitting, you know, he's got. She's got one of those things were maybe a bad back legs. You don't know. And if you're not using the Squatty potty can curl up and go back. But imagine finding that shit every every morning, like damn shit all over the seat. If that isn't motivation to get your own place. I don't know what. That's gonna be us and thirty forty years shooting that you gave. Just next week. On seats. You will Tommy thing. He's gonna put me in the home right away l. it'd be like, I'll clean your this is your new place where. Oh, you like it here? Babe. That'd be nice to us. I'll be the guys like one another back. Give me another bath still dirty down here. My grandma had dementia, and I'd always go eat dinner with when I was in town. And that was at a retirement center in Minnesota? Yeah. And so she would. We ate one day and then they cleared the plates and she goes, when are we going to eat? And I go, don't you feel full? Let me can't you like I've tried to understand being like we just fucking eight and then I go, we'll try to remember what you do. You have any idea and she was like, I don't, but I trust you and then we wouldn't watch tex-, Texas Walker ranger, whatever. That's Walker, Texas. Yeah, and ten minutes later, she goes. And she looked at me and she goes spaghetti. I was like, what the fuck? That's pretty great. Yeah, she tasted. That's how she remembers. She has to get it back home how that's actually really story. It is. A long time ago? Yeah, yeah. For four years ago, not that long ago. She did. She still with us. She's not spaghetti. Forget he's gone spaghetti gutter. Give any other grandparents left parents? I'm wiped out my mom. Your mom closer? Yeah, I live. I don't know. I don't know two miles away. Are you serious? That's kind of nice. That's sweet. I see my parents twice a year. Oh. Twenty five hundred miles from me. I see my mom twice a year. Really fucking miles really more than that, but not as much as I probably should, but she's retiring Tober twenty six. She said, I'll be over for coffee every morning and I was like, great. I'm moving my dad, tiring, December, third. And we've talked about it. Lot. I'm worried I'm serious. He's been involved with stuff is whole life and he's like, next chapter, don't know where I'm going to do. I'm like, fuck, stop saying that. I don't know he's going to do and I'm like, well, you go off. He's like, yeah, I'm not interested anymore. Fucking lost interest in golf, so we supposed to do now. Yeah, I don't know what he's going to do. That's not good. I know he's like fishing, I go. You don't seem like the guy with the patients for fishing. Yeah, I'll get into it. Then he goes fishing with like my nephew next day. He's like terrible. It's three hours, three hours. Even that long. I've seen this happen. You know where it ends where spaghetti speaking? Yeah. To get involved in something. I don't know anything. That's your those videos. Have my dad make big videos with stuff on the wall. I maybe I might have to get him more involved in the podcast. Maybe we talked about having him, why don't we do movie reviews? We're talking about him because he loves go the movies. Yeah, told me the other day. A great movie, some movie that's out and I go, okay. He's like, you can always tell too good movie. 'cause your mother and I both liked it. Yeah, that's my criteria to as long as you to both like it then I know it's a good movie. He's convinced that other people will always lined up with his perspective on movies. It's he walks out of whatever the number one movie is like every other month he's went and saw this thing. Terrible. Like the number one movie in the world right now. He's like, yeah, it's not good. Okay. And he's just out of their splits all the time. What's your mom? What did she retiring from? She is like the marketing receptionist for a power company. Okay. So she's just ready to get the fuck Superstock. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think my dad is too. I just wish he had like the the other exciting interest gives in we're Florida. Yeah, I'd like to see him man on the street situation under viewing millennials. Oh my God. This might be a good idea. Chad. Great. Now. He loves a current current events quiz at dinner. One of his favorite games. That'd be great. Well, he likes to humiliate your sisters how little they know about world. That's actually the his goal. He's just like, broads don't know as much. Quits? He he, he's like now. Let me ask you who was the secretary of state and like, I don't know. He's like. Loves it, loves it. They don't know. It's like so old school, but he really is thrilled that a girl doesn't know. He loves to bring up politics with me every time we talk now, Christina, are you happy that the supreme court is made of old white guys? And I'm like, yes, I know it happened with Kevin on. He's very much into that. Would that be fun? Thanks to bait me. Yeah. Yeah, we'd have to edit the fuck out of it. He'd be like here is a six hour real. All right. Talking to people, one interview a person. Yeah, the movie thing would be fun. Always wanted my mom to review hip hop out and found only ever listen and that would be great and have saved me the gusting. Maybe not maybe like once? Yeah. Yeah, whatever. Like the number one song is on the charts fun and it probably sounds like this, get it flip. It suck me. That's about right. That's all my daughter's listening to that. Yeah, I feel like music. I mean, listen, I'm an old fogy. I listen to same. Should I like when I was fifteen? I'm not a good music music person, but I do feel like it has gone that way. Right? Like I watched the VM as on MTV and I looked up to acts and I'm like all the exactly the same. It's like mall music. Yeah. So she listened to that around the house. It'll be like, do the dishes vacuum, like all that style. And then she plays her ukulele and show play, where's my mind or something by the cool? Yeah. So where are you learning this? We'll we share tunes and it's all your stove. Oh, so she gets she learns it on ukulele and then, but the music she listens to. It's ridiculous. I question. How long ago did you stop recording. No. Actually looked. You just be like spaghetti. That's. Here's my dad laughing at his own joke. It's like. Multiple. That is. Multiple choice questions. You sound. Okay. So clearly I can't believe a black. It's sounds like someone's laughing in the background. Female? Yeah, that's him completely losing shit. This is my mom tattle. I'm Ali I'm by and you can call me. I love you're introducing your like your auditioning me to be your brother. This is my dad. This is a good idea. I'm the same time guide. You even say that you live? I do the double pipe classic. Yeah. So those who are going to be locked in a home together. For the next however long they live cheeses man. I think it's gonna be crazy, really do more aid. Why wish I wish them both. The best of luck me too. I like them. Why don't you come here and live with you guys? Let's see what else is going on. Chadwick birth name? Right. Sure. Channels channels, chattels, Matthew. I can tell you anything about me because I've had lifelock since I was since it came out because my dad's still my identity he did. So I was like, well, if you do maybe a stranger, will you tell us the story, please? He just, I don't know he he needed. So he went to prison for check fraud, all sorts of prison. Yeah. I did not know any of this about you went to prison and then. Then he took off to Las Vicky actually. So I bought a car. There was something wrong with the engine. They gave me a replacement car to drive than my dad made copies of the keys. And when I got my car back, had me drive him to the dealership stole that car and drove it to Las Vegas. Wow. What? Yeah. And my mom, I couldn't tell them any of that stuff. So she was just want you to know it's not your fault. Kind of no shit. How old were you? I was. Probably nineteen at the time. Did you did you what was your perspective on him then? Why just thought, you know he's a fucking lunatic. You did? Yeah. So if he's going to allow these going to Las Vegas great. That's horrible, but it's. Chad, Stephen cat, Stephen Daniels. Is eight as it is. Ps shit pretty great. I don't know why you're all over. What's your fucking problem where just, yeah, it's my dad. I loved find it because my parents were kind of wacky too. As a parent. Did you. I don't know. Like, do you not know how to what? What a good dad looks like? Because you're just kinda shitty? No, think I go from the opposite. I I know what not to do. Right. That makes sense. I'm not always doing the right thing, but I was given a checklist of what not to do at the beginning. So that's right. I looked at their birth certificate and I thought, well, I'm never gonna take this social security number. Is it to my advantage. Right, right. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. I know you're talking about because I tried to get a phone and I tried to get this fuck. I went to get a car and the for financing in the. It says here you forty thousand dollars in child support on your credit report. And I was like. All right. How do you? How do you, you know, beat that? Like, how do you overcome that in real life? Like what's? What's the process? Like when you go, everyone thinks I'm somebody like I went to this phase of killing animals. I would pray over their body for their soul. Thank you for that. Make life terrible. Killing animals. No, the what your dad did. No, not really. No. Credit. I think Tom's asking. You just have to call and say like us living with my mom the entire time. I didn't have this apartment. I didn't don't. They not believe you. They don't believe you just have to get the records and. Which is a hassle for you of a hassle. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, my mom would take my my social security number as a teenager, fifteen years old and open credit lines, credit cards. One time I checked my credit and I had accounts open that I didn't even to build your credit though. No, this so she could use credit cards because my stepdad had ruined her credit because he was a criminal. Oh, can I? Can I tell you something? Yeah, your mom stole your identity, you know that, right. Okay. No, I've therapists justify it and I'm like, no. Now it's happened. Good. Yeah. Did you see it there for your daddy issues or. When I went through my divorce, I saw a therapist and a minister, but I'm not religious, but it was just nice to chat two times a week. That's awesome. Yeah, every day if I if helped the ton. Because they have. You're like, well, why do I think this? Why do I think this? And then he draws a little diagram and you're like, oh, all right. That makes total sense. I thought I was crazy person didn't want to be near my kids because it might hurt them. Not true, but you, how long did you see them for? Probably. Also done by two years. Wow, that's great. That's awesome. Feel much better. I do sometimes I now I'll go like once every four months because they'll be like fucking this. This thing sucks bitter called that guy, and then I can't get in for ten days and then I get there and I'm like. It's all fixed. So wanna grab lunch. Yeah. Yeah, I go very weak, so. Okay. Four. Tissier therapist. I mean, for what it's about it just whatever's on my mind. I didn't have like a big jump off thing. I just feel oil change. Right. Yeah, feels like a d scrambling of your mind. So I feel like it you go in there like, I'm all fucking fixated on this thing. And then sometimes like the person can just say two sentences to you and you're just chill out. You ever picked it a not forever. And the more like it gets tighter and your fucking frustrated, and then you just need that one person to go. You're pulling on the wrong side or whatever. It kind of feels like that. Totally. I'm a big big fan of it. I really encourage people to go often as possible. I'm trying to tell you to make more point to keep going. Yeah, I don't think thinking fucking fine. Right. Ditz gold seekers, Tina to stand up. Now we're talking plug in time steam as. It's really neat. Talk to give that one. Talk about in therapy while I make my mom say all this shit. All right, p. okay, chatty, thank you for stopping by chattels. Thank you for having fun with you. People can see you if you're listening the moment. This comes out though. Forget that Wednesday night. You could see Chad at the urban improv the rest of the weekend in Tempe at the improv there and any other big dates coming up. We'll just leave it at that. Okay, and their website, Chad Daniels dot com. All my live dates are till March. Okay on there. So you can everything is put outs, amazing checkout, his album specials guys, incorrect. You're from what I was saying today on yeah, far sell funny, try it out by Freddie and the cat closing song. Thank you for listening. We'll see you next week. 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555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

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555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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No, no, he didn't know okay, and he's got a brand new chain around his neck, very nice chain very nice dog chain around his neck mustaches. Think, we're GONNA. Use this platform to promote Robert Paul Champagnes new only fans account. You are right, we're. GonNa do. A deep dive and we hope that you won't you subscribe. This is so exciting. Robertson so proud of you. You are capitalizing on your good name It's really really a an A. A noble venture that you have signed up for it makes all kinds of sense, the so many chick. hotties. And they're doing like Ou. Enjoy my only fans, and you're supposed to like. Watch them. Be silly or take a bath, or like finger, themselves or something. Yeah, sometimes some of them like shoot porn on their. You know they give you the full spectrum, but it's so many chicks. Where about the guys whereabout about dudes? The dudes dudes deserve a place to. To do I'm sorry I'm still taken back because I don't think I've ever seen him in such good lighting other than when Dr drew is very rare. And he's in good shape. Somebody's eight here listening at the so basically. This is his announcement video that he is doing it only fan so. This is the announcement okay? Hi Welcome to loose. Calm you hot hoes Rum's PAS yet. Yeah! Yeah Hey Tommy. Josh it Tom Just Josh, yeah come on over tried out baby smoking stroke. Bringing friends get wild. Wild male talking. Black Latino Mother fuckers out there. Now the only. Following only at the only. Robert by. Payments. Probably. Only! Me Only. Pressing grubs campaign and. Look Man Yeah, Tom, just come on man. FUCKING Fuck it. Van could lead was hot. Black Walking Need A. Deer. Trying to heal. That looks Nice. Okay! This is part of the video a lot of plants. We hold on I'm sorry, let me back up. My favorite part of it is that he left all this dead air in his intro. Yeah You mean it's not tight headed. Here's just me walking through a hallway. It's not like him, but hold on it. Would I'm trying to play the video and Josh like he's calling you and Potter? This is amazing and he's in his promo video. It's exciting. Actively jerking off. That's cropped out oh. Dick is out in every single. A If you don't see as Dick. It's because we did that on our. Well. That's too bad because I've seen is too and I I think it's lovely and I like to see him I. Don't mind I like it. I like knowing he's giving himself some pleasure. Alright. Which Paul. Has. A man and Thomas Josh. Imams have to yet. Dan was looking into for guys at the hot motherfuckers. Position blue-collar Street trash muddle brock. Got Him. Baggage man I got. We just talk about the evolution of how amazing this all is. It starts with a video of a strange man, a stranger in a dark room with a bow on his head, putting a call out there to this were later. He calls us by name. He invites our listeners. To come and FM it's miraculously and this It's this access to your behind the scenes. Life is unbelievable and I'll tell you something. You just got a new subscriber. For only fans. Dot Com slash Robert Champagne. GO TO FANS DOT COM slash Robert Champagne C. h. a. m. p. a., G., e. There's more. There's more. I know what that is. About an inch with materials all. Nipple clamps. Barking shitting. I don't like that I. Don't like that a lot powerful. Suck. Suck. Wow. Wow. Oh. Baby All. Mouse Luck Man That is such a dope intro video. That's how you announce a new channel. That's what's up. I think comedians need to pay attention to their promo videos because that right there. That's called closing the deal. That's how you sell something. You sell something. You go you to see some sexy shit, and then you do that well. Here's what's great about it. The music was on brand. Everything was on brand it was it was rat accurate representation of probably what you're going. Get whoever he got to help him. It was really good is a pretty cool. Really good way to go RPC now. We don't want to give away any of his prize premium content. But you said you have a little snippet here. Right like he so I have already subscribe to his only. How's it going for you? It's It's what dreams are made. Every every night I go in all honesty. I was prepping this last night, and it was the hardest like it was a very much needed laugh like. History often lot man. Yeah, it's so I think he has nine or ten videos uploaded to his. And I just took one of them and right from the beginning. It's cold, so. I figured. We're just teasing this. We're not GONNA show. You have to pay them money to see that. Show him actually coming, you're. GonNa have to pay to see that, but you could definitely hear some of this stuff. Okay, let's let's see what you pulled here. Wait me thoughtfully and do Gripe Seaman. Shoot it on and become a funding. His Fun and give a charity man. Yeah, for charity, man, get charity, man, fuck man using A. Get, the fucking charity like Man Usual Charity Man Yeah. Code the virus in your virus set me. What wet. He wants the virus to fuck him. He don't understand. He wants to rape rape him and he's giving the proceeds to charity I got that part. That is more than enough I. Think for a subscription. For an angle if you're just like if you say that I want to see what else you say i. don't see anyone offering that kind of stuff on only I know so. Hey, funny I to BBC's four. BBC's a come over. Five wagon houses properly. Avenue East Harlem Rates. Use it abuse me and a great me I'm fucking to greet me. Okay I'll go ahead and let me so. We can make this fucking. Shit happens. I love that it really is an extension of who he's always been. It's just on a new platform like it is exactly what he's been. Doing. You know like an instagram and youtube videos was like new platform. He level of energy his new relationship energy, and you know what else to is that he found a way to take everything. He's Great Dad and package it on the proper platform I mean before he was wasting his energy on the instagram stories. It was there. It was in the lively videos or the YouTube. This is a perfect place for him and we can. Do you? Are you follow somebody else on? Only you've only fans, subscription or anything I mean I just created it just for our just. Are you going to see what else is out there I would love like a compare and contrast kind of thing you know what I'll It's part of being a producer on the show I'll bite that bullet. I would like to see. Other people are doing things differently. You know I just feel like it would be valuable to know sure I mean. Yeah, we'll see how he compares in what other people are offering if it feels because I'm really good at seeking value the value seek. That's right, so I'll let you for tour next week. Everything the Gratiot. All Ages Goes Pearson Drugs Nan. Smack in the around good. Comic. Go ahead for me, so we can make. SNUKA should happen motherfucker. Well and it's a new RPC. He's got the hat on. It's a very youthful look actually seems really energized. I think it's because somebody said Hey, this platform, you can get paid. Yes, you can still do your shit and you know people want like. Maybe you could film you having this happen. Yeah, you know you can yeah, you can feel it. He really is fired up about. A naked man. Take me to run. The hall and To do hall to you want to hear me. He wanted me the fuck. We spoke Holman could Hook God to suck a Dick sucker. Black Dick. They'd be the come on because it. was that call subscriber they. Rally right now, the person just saying your money. Only fans dot com slash Robert. Champagne, this is so worth it. It's worth it. It's really great. I'm going to subscribe. It's really great. You all. They'll come. Oh. My God. Kanthi, Muslim. You WanNa fuck. Shit so this is a cop. I didn't realize. That, he's a police officer. Oh you didn't know. What if the March? What if that's right? What if the marches had guys like this? Right. Yeah well. That's a different month Tom. And people were like stop police, brutality and robbery just walked. Like? Well actually. To yourself, it's fine. Oh, my God! Wow, hold on. I gotTA take it in. I gotta take it in the clips on the nips and the dog collar with the chains. The police had delayed to lago an on. Call again. I'll come. Oh. Man. I mean the licking the poem after the GES ING is a lot for me. It's a choice choice, but Did he just do that again. Right after for. That's really. That's really impressive. Really impressive, especially a man. His Age how do you think our PC He's got to be in his fifty S. I would guess. Impressed, really good job in good job. So. I wish you would start announcing it like that. I really like that. Thank you want me to. The problem. I think. Only fans dot com slash Robert Champagne. and I think this is a great time to Segue into the fundraiser I'm doing. I'm so traumatized. We you pull that up on the screen so I am doing a fundraiser for the leukemia and Lymphoma Society and I'm doing virtually ans zoomed the way the world works now, and I would love. If you guys the people that follow this show, would consider either donating or getting tickets what we'll do is. We'll spend an hour together on Zoom Hopefully a bunch you will be there and I can just hit a screen, and we can talk and hang out. It'll be He make that bigger of I think. It's Friday the twelfth Is that the detail on that just trying to scroll down a little bit? Yes right? Yes, Friday June twelfth Nine PM Eastern six Pacific. if you buy tickets, you'll be sent zoom link if you don't want to. Take it for you want donate. That's also great. All proceeds from the event will benefit the leukemia and Lymphoma Society, a global leader in the fight against cancer. It's a great organization. I'm very happy to participate again. Twenty five dollars gets you access to the event. Zoom link will be sent to you. We will spend an hour together Friday June twelfth from nine PM Eastern. Six Pacific for an hour I'm really excited to do it. actually saw burt was doing these like virtual zooms and I actually when these people approach me I use that idea, I, said well. You know my friend. Did it this way so They liked it and that's what we're GONNA. Try really appreciate. You donating or getting. And all of the the link to it will be in this youtube description correct. Yeah of this episode of this episode at the top. It'll be there. I'll also put it in my stories on instagram. Put It on my twitter and hopefully we can move tickets. Raise some funds for a really good cause and again. Thank you very much to them now. That is the evening time that is ten milligram Tom Time. Oh There's GonNa be twenty. Milligram Tom for the Heck Oh wow, you don't WanNa. Miss that you guys in one I might even consider upping the dosage `wow, thirty milligram tom went up fifteen. Tom It'll just be. Like tylenol your. Could be fun. Now. What was your time? I'll drink. You get wasted. I'll get wasted I'll get. I'll get faded rope. Oh Cool! Yeah, that's GONNA. Be Fun. That'd be really good to be a good time all right awesome. okay, so, what else was there? Well? You know what I couldn't stop thinking about. From last episode is first of all how much fun we had. It was crazy I. Literally I had to take a nap because I laughed so hard all day and sixer like you know, we're such longtime friends and we. You know. We find like the same like we had the same sensibility in the social fun to just chop it up with him and at things. So hard the day started with Josh Potter Doing Titcombe Cups and I can't really affected him. He was afterwards. He was like I still feel it. Yeah, yeah, that mark on his face for a couple of days. Pretty Awesome so where are those Ted Cups. Overhearing other okay, are you guys GonNa? Try them anyone's GonNa. Try Them. What do you mean like? Why don't you WanNa? Give them a Take him for a test drive. And see what to see how they affect you. If they'll make my already kind of big tits bigger. I. Don't think I'm either. WHAT THE RESULT OF EXPERT! Well! Why don't you see what it feels like? Is this for the show or you just for my own personal? Okay, let's ask you on two fronts. Would you like to do it personally to see what it feels like? No, would you like to do it for the show to see what it looks like on? Whatever Mr Tom. I would definitely not force that, but I would say that if you give a shit about what happens here, you should. Read you loud and clear okay. I'm so excited this mean we tick cubs part to. No I'm not doing this. Why not. Why not I mean you don't WanNa. Just I'm just curious. You don't WanNa. See what that feel. It looked like felt pretty crazy. I don't even go to the gym because I. Know that my chest will hurt like for for a week afterwards. Potter was fucking complaining. It's like Oh my God bruises. All over my body just hurts. To any of the guys, they're gonNA try. Any I'd be down, but I, don't think it'll work to lean. Lean, yeah, we need tits start. About who? Would you do it? That's a no from Solo. Zillow really blew you away in that you said you. You work here for so long. He just started, and he came up with the ingenious way to not look at things that make him sick while prepping clip yeah. And now you're adopting it. Earned well. Ever since Zola started here. My way of not prepping gross clips was having zone. But if you had to progress clip now, would you uses tactic? Now I mean. I don't know I. Feel like you know. It's I feel like I'm an old dog at this point. A new trick and it's just like well. Yeah, my trick is just suck it up. Yeah, yeah, and like at beginning of of prepping this clip. This might be something that makes you want to Puke. Yeah, but at the end of prepping it. You know you've got an iron gut by the end of it. I feel like look I feel like. We've done so much hardcore stuff like even Roberts is hard core the. Why don't we do something a little? Nicer, why don't you try something nicer so this is the newlywed couple of here. They're showing their love for each other by love. Making love, making just means making each other feel loved. How do you make a person feel loved well, you give them kisses and hugs, and you hold them close, but between a man and a woman. It's different Oh. Where's this from? A tell each other open. They're beautiful everything that. They also have a bit of a laugh because they are the best of friends, and then something happens in a very short time because they're so close. The man feels his penis becoming erect at straightalk heart. And the sperm coming down into. The sperm comes down into and know that it comes down into it like that really. Yeah, that's how that works. That's what makes it hard. Wait a minute. But how can I thought it was the p? That's in the balls and the P. goes from the balls into the peanuts, but just two different things. You're talking about multiple mechanisms, yeah! Now why the sperm is coming into the man's penis. The woman's body is getting ready to receive the sperm. It's amazing how God made. Because why they're making love and being happy together, the woman fields her vagina, becoming kind of slippery inside so that the penis can easily slip in and out. Trump and if there is trouble, just get some, and you shove it in there. No trouble right. Isn't that the best part like? Hey? She's got a real dry box just gets. In there he gets some CRISCO and shove it in. It's really important when you're shooting scenes because I'm. We'll shoot for like an hour or two, and they'll just drive out. Yeah, those are my least favorite things on porn when the woman looks dry and it hurts interface. It. Is. This reminds me of When I went to Catholic school was taught by Irish nuns, and I had an Irish teach sex ED, and this is. This is more descriptive when I got yeah, so he slips his penis into average on. Sperm and she has the sperm. ooh, then the penis slips out and that's. And that's all that's called sexual intercourse, so he can call us having sex. So the man passes the sperm to the woman. And now his sperm is in her. Wait a minute, but what about the part? Where he's sitting on the toilet taken his shit. Let's come on. That's coming up. Hill wondering if a mistake could be made, an a man could pass water instead of seaman's arm. Went having sexual intercourse, right can't happen. Because there's a valve which close to stop the urine, coming Oh sexual intercourse. Exactly for the case that he is definitely store in the boss. because she just said the balls in the sperm come from the in the song from the same place, the valve closes you hold your in your balls. Your jest comes out. Then Pecan exit afterwards, but the peanut I wasn't aware that the penis became full of sperm. And that's why I got hard because it's full of sperm yeah. Possibly you're saying to yourself. I'll never to assets off. Because when you hear budget I. IT sounds very strange, but God has made it really lovely and exciting and pleasant feeling. It's really good. What do you mean? Pleasant. It's awesome. She's a non right. A nun she's got wedding band on but Sunday again. Those nuns wedding old Irish broad. She's an Irish. I think this is Catholic Sex ed right. Yeah, this is totally how they taught us, but even they didn't tell us this much detail so funny. Here's our next clip. She did this one is up. She did this right after I. Don't now. No, she did. Isn't that cool. Boy Oh fuck shit. Kind of exciting, those women just filled with water right. Oh, that's what that is. Oh Wow. Wow, so much. Yeah. I WANNA. See Your poop it out. Oh. I don't like this. Stop It. KITOKE! Kinda cool. You don't like this link Christina. Don't like the sound of it sloshing in her Testi-. I don't know about this. Weird. The Irish lady cut her face out of this one. Yeah, and how did she? She was wearing a latex shirt under her our dress. It's weird, like Oh, they. Can slip off or break, okay? It's kind of like you can think of it in terms of Russian roulette. What is it one in six that you'RE GONNA die? When you use a condom, it's like you're playing Russian roulette. There's less chance that when you pull the trigger. You're going to get a bullet in your hand, but. Who wants to play Russian, Roulette with a condom. But this is what sex Ed felt like in the eighties and the nineties. Is What it felt like. This is why I was terrified it. Russian roulette. Getting pregnant is rush the next time that somebody wants you to go to bed with them. With or without a condom, then just picture that you're actually going to bed. It's not just you and him or you in her. It's your packing along a loaded revolver with you when you go. Wow, wow this. This combined with marijuana usage will definitely get. If you. Take marijuana and you get in bed with someone you will die. But I do trust anybody with a haircut that stupid I know immediately that this woman is foolish, right? Her whole appear immediate that coat the scar herrick cone I mean look how stupid image looks like her facial. Issue looks like sham from the three stooges. One of the three stooges have a haircut like. That when you go to bed with that person, you're not just going to bed I and you're going to benefit. Other, person person has ever gone to bed with before in their life. Just picture. It's as if you're all crawling into one. That's me in high school. Knows there I am what? She just ran through all those. Like that's a lot. Doing the math. That's a lot. It's an infinite regress of Dick of Dick Bacteria. This is how they this is how they talked to us in school. This is why I wouldn't fuck dudes in the fucking nineties. Because of this picture, it says if you're all crawling into one bed together. All those UH. Good. What if I WANNA sex before I get married? I. Guess You just have to be prepared to die? Yeah. This is how they I'm telling you this I know. What did you get sex out like? Yeah, this was terrible. Yeah, it's really cool. Jesus Christ men. Be Prepared to die. AIDS, AIDS AIDS will kill you well. I guess you just have to be prepared to die. To have sex. This was Nutty I. Remember this I. Remember Lake. You remember getting an AIDS test in the nineties and you'd have to us back in the day. You'd have to wait like a week or two to get the results. You never take an AIDS test. No Fuck is wrong with in the nineties. Yeah, dude on a little. I'm three years older than you did. Three more years of fucking than you did I know and that's why I didn't have it done in the nineties. whoring around I was in fucking middle school. That's true. Yeah, and you're going to die billy. Forget about the gays. Prepared to die for your come. She said them is fucking. Who've? Now was intense back then. It really was something and. Pay With catch so. I would loved of norm taught that sex ED class I think normally have a healthier attitude. To! She Scared Him Oh. We don't do a Lotta politics on this show, but did you see this clip of Biden doing? Now! Check this out now. You don't have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers in cut, critical healthcare programs, or stop work on roads and bridges so. What does the human cost? Of lack of state and local fiscal relief, look like in Pennsylvania. Did you get that? He cut the cheese Farda. Before on live television. It's here that he leaned. He can see him look. He's got my my vote. Firefighters police officers cut critical healthcare programs or stop work on Rosen bridges so. What does this guy? Cisco Relief Look like in Pennsylvania. He heard it. Yeah, he heard it. He thought he is think that one out. After at that age, too, you're probably like how much much seal these things you know. Work on Rosen so. He. Kind of wet, it's a little. What do you think it gets harder to hold in your hearts? The older you get? Definitely does work on Rosa Bridges. You for it. It's fantastic on the air. He's got my vote. Do you think that your dad even tries to hold in parts more never never? Definitely does not hold them in at all. What year do you think he stopped? Trying. eighty-three. because. He's farted in public places with you like restaurants like he does not care done give it doesn't give a shit. He will rip disgusting. You know. farts clear rooms. You you see this by. This is pretty hilarious. You get a job here. FUCK FACE! 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Americans I do a lot of hard work out here you and God. has nothing to do with the seat. On the best shapes I ever had like hanging out with me and we were never boyfriend and girlfriend cherry like that. Fuck partners. Cool. This is a nice in depth. Look into his love life. We knew what his relationship. He's pointing out. White vehicles right. The White Jerry its way he he really has a thing for those, and he's also really good at fleeing his camera around and catching it perfectly and then right back this. Week to gain an hour and a time told. Going our time. So what I'm looking for now. The second hundred hundred ten pounds long leg. US fucking tiny as I like. Is You know he's putting out there? What he likes knows what he wants. That's pretty cool. One hundred, one hundred ten pounds beautiful tiny. It's tiny for our women, one hundred and ten pounds, or he likes them spinners. Yeah, a little graffiti. Yeah, it looks like. Fan Too. Almost be formed. Big News deformed looking good. Dig. More of an ass man Winston that'll pass. Dr Drew and I are trying to figure out what the hand Tattoo was. It looked like an animal claw. Oh, it's the constitution. I read it. It's it's all his the whole thing there. He's a big Fan. Yeah, he's being series legal scholar. Yeah, he He loves America. Yeah, that's what I always starts videos Americans. You know Gotcha Claw. Well, it looks like talent so could be an eagles. America yeah. I. Kind of animal claw, thing happening. Nick. When I'm white cheerleader so I imagine. anyways. I'm looking for. Seem to never tin pioneer. You can find it. You can find it. Does it cut off their like mid sentence yup? I wonder if you would. Click with Connell D-. I think so. I was just i. wish she were still alive. We could do like a dating show for Henry Great Lady. There's that girl who's that lady That her coochie bugs jumped off of her peaches. Oh. Yeah maybe peaches. They see wild and kind of free yeah. She might like a wild guy like connell very wild. Yeah, he's very wild. Connell doesn't. Fuck around men. Who would you rather sleep with? Okay. Connell. Robert Paul Champagne. Man. I gotta say. The. You'd feel like this could go badly. At any moment more with coddled. Yeah, definitely, the unpredictability ultimately Robert wants you to abuse them right. That's true, you know. He wants to be hit and pissed on right fucked and just. You can do whatever you can shove over and shit on him. Also maybe we should hook up Robert Paul with Connell with. Yeah. They were so. CONNEL's into one hundred and ten pound chicks with tiny asses deformed tits right? There's just not match. Sorry. But I like what you're thinking, but I definitely feel like this would be way scarier to be in a bedroom with. Karnal. Energies a little unpredictable, yeah! Sure I think it'd be especially terrifying if you're that hundred pound girl. Hugging Ninety Ninety S. I've and you'd be like Oh my God What's interesting, too? I think I. I mean I have a theory. Is this kind of these kind of sunglasses or read their lunatic shades right? I mean. Do you play outfield or are you a fucking method? They work for both. Yeah, it's very distinct. This is this attracts a particular type of guy does triple a ball players and methods? Yeah, go fast. Do Things fast fast. Fast I moved back. WHAT'S UP AMERICAN? So just chill Bro. No chill by the way we talk. We saw today we went for a morning walk. We saw lady walking two dogs and one was dyed purple and one was dyed pink. One was really dark in some places like a ton of die. And is that animal abuse. I you know I've never had the urge to dye our dogs. Any color I know I. Think taking them to the groomer. His punishment enough for them like I don't I? Don't let the. Definitely for your own amusement, right? I can't imagine the dog. The dog's not like. I wish I was purple. And maybe at irritates their skin. It might yeah. I wouldn't do that I i. don't even really like putting bows and Shit, because at first when you see it, you're like the fuck. You see a purple dog walk by yet. Why does this? And a why it was originally a white poodle thing like that. Yeah, like what are you dealing? Then you go feel like this is kind of an asshole move, isn't it? Yeah, I think you're kind of fucking Dick I think it's one thing to shave your cat like a lion. I think that's pretty funny. But like why are you fucking with a dog? League stopped dying the dog the dying. It just feels like what he the dog doesn't want to be. Pink I dunno it just it seems feels wrong could be i. don't know overreacting, but now it's fucked up. It's like Yeah, I'm not into it I'm not into it. My mother when when? When my step dad and my mom stole a dog from a neighbor. One time the Shitsu we had a dog for like a week that they had stolen, and she didn't like the way. The dog smelled because a small dog and she would spray charlie perfume on the dog was Charlie. Charlie it's like old perfume from like the eighties nineties and the poor dog like I was like the dog doesn't wanNA smell like perfume. Dogs smells are very important in who. Yeah, of course, it was like now the Dogwood immediately then go lay in the dirt and yeah. They don't want to try to get that off. Want per Faye one smell like a dog. Yes, there hall survival is. They're aware that their dogs. I'm not you your people? Madonna is stupid. Bitch I WANNA I WANNA be with other dogs, yeah! I saw to the day. is a woman pushing around it when they do the, there's always the older lady with a baby carriage full of dogs. And they weren't elderly. Dogs I understand sometimes. If the dog is old, they were like young. Spray your pushing listen. If you're pushing a dog in a stroller? No offense, but this is just for white people it really is. Really is that's who pushes a dog and Stroller? 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I don't know how you guys if you're not yet into this show. But get into the current season. I think you need to start there. Yeah, the one that's airing now. It's all a combined on I tunes. You gotta get into it because it's just fascinating. We just talked to somebody who starts with season one. This is the season you gotta get on this current season. This is the one there is no other season, but this current the latest. The biggest update I would say is that. You See David member the tool with wig who went six times to the Ukraine to meet his girlfriend and it turns out. She's actually real. While he finally, he's like He's like I'm Gonna I Really WanNa? Stop communicating through the chat site where you pay. And he tells her he's like I'd like to get off the chat site now, and you can see her. Go back I'm not going to get paid anymore. And then he's like yeah me, too, and he goes, so I bought you a phone. He buys early like an IPHONE. He gives it to her and she's like all right I. Guess that's kind of a form of payment so. There's that and then this is a spoiler here if you're watching or if you WANNA watch spoiler alert. At the airport when he's leaving, he's like I'm going back. He's like I'm in love with you and she's like. And then every time he hugs, he goes Stop when there's so much going on. Can You bring up David. We re hug. Yeah, we need to go here. Here's a tutorial I think how we should approach. This is a tutorial for men like what not to do because. Look I want this guy to succeed, but there's so much shit aesthetically that he could be changing first of all, he wears this ridiculous leather. Cope trenchcoat. It's a trenchcoat. It's what the fucking columbine shooters. What he wears. It, looks terrible. It's terrible. Black leather trench coat looks like such a fucking bag. Yeah, and it doesn't even can fit. Brew like you need to get clothes. You must have clothes that fit. That's rule number. One nothing fits. All shirts are oversized. Look, you don't have to buy custom close. This is the advice I would give to any dude like this. Take your fucking close to a Taylor like a tailor shop dry cleaner. Tents? Shirt. Fit Nicer in the make. The pants fit nicer. He looks like a Dick Every time. He stepped out of his grasp. Lows looks insane on him. Douchebag in the thing is is like Lana will totally go for this guy because she's like he's a medic. He's got a Ferrari. He sending pictures of himself with the Ferrari like if he just made himself look cooler, this girl would be on board. I think A. You know why he doesn't look like that. because. Nobody loves him. Oh He needs a woman to clean up as a woman to be like. Oh, you look like a fucking toolbag. Yeah, also let me help you. That's what he needs. You know when you see a guy in the lobby or at the airport and you're like look at this fucking lonely bastard Schlub. Okay, here's let's start from the top the hair. Obviously, it is too dark. Dark Brown hair that you have in your twenties sixty years old. Stop it, and he has got that dumb fucking thing where the hair goes over the top quarter of his ear. Like anybody wants that like you want your hair just covering the top half of your ear. Come on man. That's how mommy cut it. It's your mommy cuts such like. Why would you need someone to tell you? That looks terrible. That looks terrible right so maybe he's been getting the same haircut for like his exterior. And he so you need to update your hair. The hair is garbage now. He's not a bad looking guy sixty, so let's take care of the teeth. The teeth could use a freshening up to okay there. They look a little older. Just go get them freshened and get some shirts fit shirts that fit okay and ditch those Polo shirts get something nice and set the trench coat on fire. All my God the trench coat Stephen. She said it the first time she met him she everybody else was already saying it. She was like he looks handsome everything he looks good, maybe not that code. He's raped kidnapped coat throwing me off. The trenchcoat mafia cool. Yeah Guy looks like. This is the best still of the whole show by the way he's meeting for the. Okay and let's go down the whole I with the sound that we haven't even gotten to how act, so he's hugging her for the first time and look at how happy he is looked the arms on her down straight down straight via. Locked, elbows I mean she couldn't lock it up. It tells you that somebody is into you. You know here's another point. Okay, so let's go. Let's go to the behavior. Okay, first of all. He's a Wussy. Who can't even ask hey, how come you? Didn't you stood me up bitch? He should have stood up for cell phones, so he's not standing up. She Got Mad. He did go I hired a private investigator. She got mad because their first time to hang out and he goes to hide in a private investigator because you know you. You didn't respond and all. You weren't there and she was like. Very upset. Because she's a hustler. Okay, so let's go to dinner. They meet finally for dinner for the first time. What does she order? Coffee grapefruit juice, grapefruit juice orders wine. So, what does that say I don't WanNA limber up I. Don't WanNa f you of course I. Don't want any annuity sexually a couple dates in because he stayed there for a few days. He's like. I want to invite you to my hotel room tonight. It's like Oh my God it's. It's so cringe if someone's like I would like you. I would like to propose. That you come to my hotel room? I would throw up. Yep, he's like, would it? Would it be okay if you were to flake me later in my room? You'd be interested in this robing. Entering my orders. She's like. I! Mean it's like it feels like I'm watching Mike my dad flirt. Your. GotTa, get them talking all right. Ideal is I. See if I single, go up to a lady at a coffee shop all right? A, do you prefer sweetener or splendor? Fuck he goes. Yeah, well. You GotTa get the conversation. Sweeteners. Then then they go. Oh, that's interesting that you asked. And you know then they might say I use. Sugar in there on your own. I didn't even think that option. That is pretty good, but in reality. Don't you think he would be like now? Who Do you think? which war killed more people? Award to Vietnam. He knows so many more steps. Do you know how many Jews died in Vietnam? That's the first date. The I know how many two hundred eighty seven I'm like. Why are you telling me that? That's what he would talk about on his first date, it's it isn't miracle that your. Dad Bagged your mom at. Twenty years old impro-. And like maybe the language barrier wells no. Let's be honest. It definitely helped. Because she didn't understand that he was just talking about horrible shit all the time, yeah! Thank God for that language barrier heels remember the bank stuff to to`real. Bank right? This is how he hits on. Girls is how we meet girls, and so you go to the teller and you. You'll see her. Oh, my God and you say. You. You remember what she wore. Let's say she wore a red dress. And then you go back and you see her and you say you know. I really liked that readdress. You have like and then the next week when you come in on the same day if she's wearing that dress. She likes you. No Game But I think your dad. What are you talking about this a one game? No! But I. How do you think your dad picked up Charro? What are you? Let's call her and figure out. She remembers you know. Your mom has an impeccable memory about romance. Let's does she remember the first thing topdog said to her I'm sure she's playing bridge right now. We tend to call her during her bridge or. Do you think let's see if we can. Do, all right here. We go Body! Say, body a buddy. Eight. Hey let me you do on doing man. Hey, I wanna I WANNA. I WANNA. Ask You something. Do you remember? Would you remember what you I said to mom like when you were. You know hitting on her? Or whatever do you remember like the first thing you said? The first thing I thought, but I can't remember thinking. Okay, that's cool. What's the first thing? Would you think got? Great tits. and. I mean Nice. A little bit of teeth cleaned. He's but not too much. You know some women. With the Cleveland's, she had just the right amount. To make the mind wander. So. Is she around. She's playing bridge. Again. Of course. This is the new normal time this, will you? Will you do me a favor, will you? Can you peak in and be like? Hey, hey, Tom. He's got a question again. When you run in there, okay, thanks. But I have to say like father like son tits. Right, yeah? Okay? Put Up Speaker. I, tell you a day without you commenting on my. Companies got a quick question. Hey Mom. Taught Me House Bridge going. Well I. Don't mean to will do better. Do you remember the first thing? Dad said when he hit on you the first time? When he hit on do. TRY TO FLIRT WITH YOU and He. yeah, he called me the queen of A. She's so stupid. He called me the. Queen does the toilets. And! He's sort of compliment. Lines! I sweat. He thought it was Goldman. How that lost in translation? What did he say? He's at your? The Queen of the toilet I like that. I guess what Equity Speak English I was with a friend. He was waiting outside you the toilet. For the bathroom, so he goes oh! Acquaint. What did he say like you said you don't want to know? Me What you said. She couldn't get the bathroom. Queen of the ban right. Whales the bathroom. The toilet excuse me. And then he goes. To The guy who was sitting next to me? Who is my light? And knocking. If you can, we can give him a ride because all of the time he got to appear. So the guy asked me he doesn't have gone for. No way guys coming in I work our. Way! Dad needed a ride from you. From the guy who was taken into a and you said no way. And you might have on it. Okay, so you didn't give him a ride. No. Did you think he was good at flirting? Yeah, he is attempting. He's going to take himself and guess what told me. Keep things that he hits tissues person yeah. Yeah. Do you remember any of his? Do you remember any of his other lines? Clean the toilet. What is going? She has four times. There's You know and we'll start to. To but are you saying? Through. Again. Same Time? That's exactly what you're saying. My God. Those wishes companyman some Nice Dad. Do you have any other cool flirting lines you remember? Yeah differently this year. Oh, you know I. think that I'm more instances thoughts than the line because I realized you know there's a lag. We spent I Schmidt. Let's face it I i. was this business about? You know guys play hard to get and stuff I was. was enthralled from the get go with Charo. How so what else did you say? What else did you say to get that conversation going? What else did you say to get that conversation? Going any other lines or you know thought starters. You know I don't. I I just you know. Do you like salt or pepper? That's a good one. Yeah, you know what your favorite tall are. What's your favorite color? He likes Fisher meet yeah. You know. Things like dump stupid things like that. We have those big tits. Your still got that picture house to tell you those big tits is. Great Camp. Tell you great. Mom Mom he. He loves your tits still mom. Is Why he married so he says the first thing he thought of. A lesson. She gained a little weight. She's kind of a whole cup size lately. Nice well good. A Whole Cup side I will get new I will always think of them as a food source, mom, you will always be milk factory to me. I like that. Always. You think food source. They'll always be a milk factory. What does he say to her now to her? What kind of sweet things is he's yeah. What do you say now? Dad for? What do you say now to flirt with mom? I baby. Anything else I tell you. boobs have gotten so big. That I had. Underwear putting all our bras, okay. Mom showing how those big tits. And and and the under wire sets off the metal detectors at the airport. That's a fun one to talk about with. TSA, my wife's BOOBS are so big. We put wire Inner Bra. s why the alarms going off! All right I love you guys. I know love you buddy all right have a good bridge. Gay Mom, bye bye! Jesus thanks to you I lost. We're always call in at bridge time Tommy now another thing all right so sweet. He liked her salt and pepper thing he was like yeah, meat or fish. He liked that he ended you. Would he really does she really does like no, you know so. Yeah. He's terrible, so he's terrible. Flirting I should say not in line. Yeah, so okay, so here's some knows from David David Alana first of all first of all, it's the asking right May. Oh make it may do you WANNA, come up! Do you WANNA go to my hotel room? And then, of course she. Would you like to join me at my hotel? She was like Yuck. No rose your own. Because it's not how you do it, you don't go like. Would you like to? Partake in more intimate time with me. It's fucking so weird. Right because you kind of feel it when it's happening and it's an you don't even have to. It should just be like. Should we go? Here like Gal. Let's fuck like you just know to go down. Okay, and then the Dick out, and you shove it in their mouth, and then sit on the toilet. Take Shit! Sits on the couch in the hotel room. You squad over her face and. started to just thrust in her mouth. That's how people make love. And then you roll the dice of dying right, you want to die. Do you WANNA die? You prepare to die for sex. But anyways okay, so there's that and he has no game. Oh, my God, you know what makes me wanNA vomit to every time he goes. then. Hugs Ernie. Aw. So Gross, it is not pretty rose, and then when he's like he's like. Oh, it feels so good to to see you feel so I'm like. Random though well I guess. You just have to be prepared to die. But yeah, he does. He tell he's like smell so good. And you feel so good is like God damn do. I know he's just over. You know he's been so. It's been so long without I. Think Intimacy. That's part of the problem. That's why you're not. That's why you're not fooling man, right? It's like you haven't. You haven't eaten a good meal. In twenty years and it's your first steak and you're like Holy Shit. FUCKING RABBI Juicy of seasoning. Every bite has seasoning on it. Yeah that's what he's doing for a hug. He's like. Holding you. Because you realize put seven years of. Yeah. Chat site just built up him. He's like your real pent endo. Forget. That's his fourth trip to the Ukraine to the Ukraine, not Utah the Ukraine to get to meet her. It's like twenty eight hour journey because he's too cheap and it's like. Every time he came back like well she. She had to go. Nephews hockey game and he's like a friends are like dude. I can't believe that she actually came out of the CAN. Well let's let's. Let's talk about that because my theory is that the producers were like. Let's fine who the scammer is and let's pair I grip a money and let's have this bit. Show up now. Do you think it's really? Like. Who is this really cool spoiler alert for you here? But when he really really cool, letting you know is that she's definitely a guy like gifts in I like things and she's like hopefully if I go with him I, will I will go get more gifts. Money is nice. She's like she's not hiding it at all. Yeah, there is the time the. Where they go bowling under God. Boys like I used. Like if I knock them all down, will you give me a kiss and oh? Okay, and then in his interview he goes I used to play professional used to be professional bowler. Right, so he's like Kinda stack the deck. He's pleased with himself. Of course he gets his strike and then she's like. And they kiss and he's like. But then at the end of this. Time together. There at the airport revolves the spoiler, okay? He gets on his knee. And he proposes to her. And she says yes crazy. Yeah, and he puts on her finger. A keeper Konia a two hundred dollar ring. bought. The, he bought that. She definitely doesn't realize he's like Oh nice. and. I would bet that that night she went home and in the morning she went to a jewellery and they were like Bush knew. PUT US cheap American. Pika steak thick fake ring. This is not real you mentioned was like. Surprised called them. You Give Me Shit Ring. Yeah. He's like Oh my dear long. Getting on another plane right now just landed in. Vegas well turns around. The here's the deal. Man is that Lana is a hot Ukrainian babe can do so much better than David. Know I. Think She just needs to get over here. I, dump his ass, and then you know I. Don't think she's been ragged. Although that's what she has not and she needs to be turned out. She well once she gets to Vegas because that's where he lives. Shogo meet some high roller. Who will turn that? Bitch Yeah Rag? Doll her as I mean beat the. pounded. Stopped, she needs because. She needs it, but let me tell you because I really when I started thinking about this, we were sitting down. Analyzing this at at home is that it's really actually like I. Don't I. Don't begrudge the women for doing this because they want to get out of the Ukraine, they WANNA. Get Out of the Philippines but to pick the guy. who was so desperate and so sad? Lonely that he's willing to funnel all this cash and so empty promises empty like that is so evil, and it is. It's terrible, but here's the difference when you're doing it over the computer. You don't put a face to it right, and it's easier to do, and then you meet the. It's like you meet somebody you. You automatically humanize them, you know. Yeah, that's probably how you go like Oh. Fuck, yeah, of course, man. It's harder to keep scamming. Basically you know you if you're doing that to somebody. You. Know it's like if you're just like hey, man, every time you type on this thing you get a few bucks. You're going to keep typing, but you meet that person you see them face to face, and you realize that they're like I mean the way he looks at her. It's like a fucking kid. You know. An looking at Yeah and box of candy has like Oh. My God these are all wags there weird alone, Guy, airy way as the president of the legs. Yeah and WAG club is adjacent to the Cool Guy Club right there. You leave a wag alone long enough and they turn cool. I've got to be really careful. WHAT THE WAGS! Yeah because wag gets messed gets picked over enough LAWA's turns. Cool cool. You're lonely. All of a sudden. You're cool. And is not the good kind of cool. I'm looking girls. That's you get desperate and you can't even have Alana. Who Conning you out of the money and you know? So by the way a bowling date to save for like I mean I, think they did it just to get photographs for her visa. I understand their training. They've been on dates, but in general in general, a lady, unlike a first date probably doesn't WanNa. Put on smelly rented shoes and then look. Dorky is fuck bowling one. You know what I'm saying like. You look cute and just sit. If you had thrown me into that situation, it'd be like date one with this chick, probably like a nice restaurant. You know. Yeah, spoil her crazy idea like that like hey. GET DRUNK JETER fear. Like, take her somewhere classy tigger to a nice place. Yeah I would like to. Bowl with you, you WanNa, you know woman wants to fuck you and your hotel room after bowling really. Return those shoes and let's say for a stroll. Oh. US right and he's old. He's thirty years her senior, so she needs that thing where you go like she's facing away from you. You go you put your. Legs over your arms, and then you go ahead here and you push your head down. We I've seen the pile. Up By then she's like. Communism like she's just. Beret Kerr of that ideology okay? Felt like microaggressions. I'm offended turned me on though. Horn here's. Why. I just woke up with an erection again here you go. Yeah. De! Arts is a WAG turns. Your real cool. Where'd you find that guy? That's actually the super cool guy from a week or two ago may become nips. Oh, that's him. That's TONITA. That's coming up some of these. We've been starting to go through some of his library and let me tell you. He's we're GONNA see a lot of coming up really. Super supercooled Communist. Revolting revolting, it was like two hundred loads all. It me nauseous just about it is so bad. They were his loads right. Yeah Gosh God. You Know A. for effort and tenacity sticking to it his stick to it of nece. who it or your loads like in a jar of Mason Jar while we were watching chew story were watching an interview with them, and someone asked them Why do you use come? He's like well because it's cheap. 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They were under the knee fishnets, but then like a skirt. Above the soju prostitutes. That's what I was saying. It was not cool. Prostitute and I was like. Talk to her. See what's up your smoking. She definitely fucks you like that bad girl. Yeah, per persona. You. Are Right there s see you. Yeah, yeah, that was my look. Is that. Is that leg open? It is showing her stuff. I mean can I see it since it's already though. Yeah. That's what I saw. You saw the visine. That's how I was sitting. You're sitting in front of him. Just that and I was like. Oh, she's cool. That's funny. You really bad attitude. Man. I thought you were suicide girl. I thought you were GONNA. Pull this down, be covered in tattoos and I was like what's up. Levitt. Should we break and then come back and finish the rest? Yeah. That was a great lunch. We had a good time to hold. Crew had a nice break. I was fun. I love having lunch with this crew. It's my favourite part of the day. It's a good time, sue. We had a great time, so. As we mentioned a few weeks ago, we were very excited that sought Vaa offered us the opportunity to do a giveaway, so we ask for your submissions. You came in hot with a lot of submissions. We actually had to filter through them. kind of pair it down quite a bit. We also probably have been more clear in the submissions that the triple X. rated ones. We can't really play. I realize that's our fault for being. You're like what that's totally on with. The show is true, but I. Don't know that the the brand. The sponsors dying to see that so really. Yeah, it's just a gas. They didn't tell me, but. It's just a guest Nice Corporation wants to have people on the guys. Here were telling me about some of the submissions and I say. So anyways, here are some of the submissions for a Sada a free SABA mattress. Let's see what we got here. Here's the first one from Aubrey here we go. Their names Aubrey I am flip bottomless at a hospital and doing my best as a frontline worker, and as a mom of six year old to get sleep at night, but I'm not. A week ago I actually applied to get a discount on a mattress of for being frontline worker and I was told no, because I wasn't endorse so to have a new mattress would be awesome. but I also just want to thank you guys out there for making these podcasts to help me get through my mornings on my way home. crashing into a wall. So thank you I. Even look at another submission. You son of a bitch. We pick the good ones I mean. Why didn't you put that last? You should see the next Mike Golic. All right. So Aubrey first of all, thank you for. Doing what you do, we very much appreciate. You brought mine work as Father. Lose up next. This is Ben. That what I'm seeing Yep, penny, Benny, Jeans Mommy's. Longtime Listener and longtime cool guys club. Anyways I was just listening to the podcast minute ago. When you announced the soccer contest you wearing and it's really coincidental for me that this morning I discovered I had a bedbug infested. Oh, five inch, festive bed frame, and my crappy ten-year-old mattress I've just in China. Vacuum into all the nooks and crannies put down diatomaceous earth. That's why I got my respirator here. Put all my clothing and begs Yada. Yada, so if I were to win the soccer contest, it would be an absolute blessing in the skies. So keep the video short and follow Proto, peace and love keep thirty brother. You guys rocked my world. Thank you for your podcast sparks a lot of joy. That was very nice. One and he's definitely in need which is nice to see. Nice to see that he's a need but I mean how horrible or bedbugs have you ever had experience with them? I've thought that I I mean. I've stayed in some real shit hotels. Yeah, I've had I've had something on me either that or some guy came in the middle of the night and. Nibbled on my legs. Somebody was some questionable dental work. Oh, you know what I mean by cigarettes and Shit. All right up next, bobby. Let's see what he hey. Super. Huge Mega Fan have watched every single podcast episode Youtube. Listen. Why should win this? My family and I lost everything we owned and the wildfire the California. I mean everything burnt down? I lost everything. I got a real bad back. I've been battling cancer. I could go on and on, but the to be short right now. All I have to sleep on. Destroy my back I have nothing and I could really use this. A miracle. please. Jesus, really doing the heartstrings admissions this. All right here is Brian Submission. What's going on? It's Brian from Cornwall I just wanted to do a video instead of text or call. But the bed. Just in my living room here and I don't know I've been here since bit. Seven thirty. and. Got My iced water here and. Top, so I'm very busy. Laptops, actually charging so I can't really do any work right now. I just have to enjoy the view street. Yeah so Take care of my baby. and. She keeps out most of the night so the least you guys can do. humor me with free bed. Yeah shooting attack federal say my name at the beginning is Brian. It's pretty good. Man Finding went and did a very good take on Charles. Yes, Charles what's going on going on Charles. It's Charles. I'll see you out. I'm thinking going on trawls. Say Run eat o'clock fifteen all right. That was really good Charlotte Bryan Bryan. Charles take all right. I'm thinking lillies. Who doesn't want a free mattress man here's Brianna Christine you pick me win the sought for mattress because I've unfortunately outgrown mine. Brilliant word really liked this one. I really like it and you know what she has a pug mask. Specific that is to get an adult pug. I liked to got weird. knows she knows how to tug on our heartstrings though. Was Great. That was really good. Katie. Yukon Oklahoma the hospital is on Garth Brooks. Who of art? Shit so I had to give birth to my way, baby. On My. Oh. Really, need A. Street shopping for one. Wow well. That was really amazing. That was amazing north. Take those really good. Really Good Katie Brianna. So far it's. Funny. I Christine Tom this is Chris. A moving from Seattle Washington to Los. Angeles California. Quit my salary job during mobile pandemic and took a conditional job. spoken working really hard in your life to get where you are today, and that's what I'll be doing, but unfortunately with my car completely full of my items. There's no mattress on top. And I don't have a bad i. have a sleeping pat. So that's off. A mattress would do me very well. Your Youtube has kept me smiling through some tough times in my life this last year. whoever gets this mattress full deserve it. Appreciate everything you guys do I'll be keeping it high tightened following Proto and feathering in La guys. Have a great one. That's good. CONGRATS on your move. Yes, and good luck. Good luck in La. Here is. Hey. Tom Christina sorry for the mess, but in the middle of work right now, so this is why I think I. Deserve a stop a mattress. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Sorry about that about have some stains on my old mattress as you can see, but I love you a chair. You and I hope you guys have a wonderful day all right bye now. Now seemed geared towards you. Pretty Cool? You got to wonder what that's like, don't you? NOPE, what part being a guy like that like a real guy like? The. Murders people on his mattress. Don't take it so far. Can we see those? Tied up all right next one is from Jake. Mommy's watching Mommy's wash. I'm Jay tool. I'm nineteen years old of in Washington show. Since I was sixteen I've been dealing lime disease since I was three during the treatment process, I lost the ability to hold on my urine for about three years, so my piss spot was my mattress. After of getting a double meniscus transplant also saw that sought. The has an adjustable base so maybe. Maybe with that, I would look like such a talk. Getting a bit, I entered as a photographer at SNL I've taken photos of Christina's favourite billy Irish and I work with some of the biggest tick talkers in the world I. Put all this shit on my Lincoln and I. Don't have much fun. If you guys sent me a a a a mattress I'd that. Wow. Great Video Great Job Jake Really Funny Rachel Mommy's Mining's Rachel, and this is my submission for the Sava Mattress giveaway This mattress matters sleep on every single night. I cannot put into words. How crusty in gross in uncomfortable it is of had it since the eighth grade. It is so old engrossed in uncomfortable and my essential employee paychecks. Are Not couldn't. I cannot afford a new mattress. And one more thing. I am always feathering it. That should be reason enough by. Very, sweet Charle Young Lady, not a lot of funds when you're that age Shanta me's shanty earshot great meeting. You guys the other day. As you can see. I have no crown molding. Did all of this myself. I think I deserve a mattress well for the past seven months. girlfriend have been living on air mattress. Just about a month ago, we got a hole in it. Gorilla Glue. sealant or duck tape is going to cover that up so now we've just been living on. Chris topper as you can see oh. No Good We have the air mattress palm just waiting for US In case we have to buy another air mattress. Shot air mattress all right man. Making this this difficult if it was easier last time. You know discount produce a good contest, right? That's right or almost done. Steve from Boulder Colorado thanks for this opportunity. I was in the hospital a couple of months ago for my back, and my physical therapist recommends that I get a firm mattress, but I'm on furlough right now from the restaurant industry, so we really appreciate this opportunity a chance. Thank you so much and we're keeping them high. Put the willow in their cute. In my heart s ones is mommy's. My name is Zach. and. I'm. GonNa. Give you my story so at the beginning of the year I made a pretty big move up from San Antonio to West. Virginia and did about myself. Of course because I'm a big boy. Now so I had to leave everything behind as well so we got hit with these Corona Times, and essentially I've been sleeping on a pile of towels on the floor. since I haven't been able to buy a mattress so You know it's embarrassing. Date can bring a girl home to. Towel on the floor. Out this only beat me. All, right, Gosh, this is quite a list man. thank you guys for submitting. I know that there were dozens and dozens more submitted that we couldn't get to all of them, but thank you very much all right so now. We got up pick a winner Guess we're GONNA vote. So looking at this list and looking at the mark they were all good. They were either. Heartbreaking or Hilarious which Yep, that's the way to go I. Think it's hard for me to to choose anyone. Other than my our first Aubrey the the pandemic nurse. Now she's a botanist. Sorry, she's not a pandemic her. She said that because she's not a nurse, she can't. Get assistance just just to be clear. Oh opener video. She's a full botanist. Not that is. It's a blood person. They look at blood, so it's actually a fucking dangerous kind of job. Okay, she looks at people's blood. Well, I'm glad you Sorry? That thing annoying I just. She says I'm not a nurse. That's why I can't afford. Okay. Tant, get certain privileges, got you? Your answer Tom. Yup. I don't like her anymore I'm a nurse advocate. No I thought she was very sweet and She is a lines I think it's a commendable, and that's my vote at some choosing. A good one I. Agree with you I think. Aubrey's the good one. But I want US choose someone to. Sure, we're we're doing. We're vote. Okay? All right just checking now. I had a hard time because I. What I'm looking at is yeah. These videos or funny I like all these people I want. Everyone I wish I could give a mattress to everyone, but I'm gonNA. Look at WHO's got the hardest way. Do you know what I'm saying I? Feel like Bobby. Is like that guy's got it hard. I'm saying he's got cancer. Fires destroyed stuff, and I also jake the nineteen year old kid with lime disease. I mean how the fuck away choose between those two. It's like. Here's the deal man. Jacobs nineteen. He's young. He's got Chutzpah. He he's going to scrape together money if to buy himself a mattress, bobby. Not so sure he can do it all right so so. Tom Is arguing that Aubrey should get it. Then Christina you're arguing that. Either Bobby or Jake Sha. Get it I'M GONNA. Go with bobby because I. Think he's really really in a hard way and I. Don't think he can ever so that you wrote down. Yeah! I'M GONNA. Say Bobby. All right. See I'm I'm really I like people that that kind of circumvent? The. The way to please our sponsors where you know, a lot of these submissions is like damn. We could barely get any show references in here. And still have it be like. Cool for the sponsors to be part of the context, you're looking at it as a producer, essential right, and so what I like, yes are people that are able to get show references and on the surface. It just seems weird, but you know deep down. It's like Oh okay. This person gets it. And with that I think I. Think I'm like. I want to say Brianna gets it because I really think that the place Laris has always been one of my favorite lane. It's a great lane. She did such a good job. and. It just seems like Oh. Yeah, I'm just a responsible pet owner. Just trying to hang out with my dog during this house pandemic. You know yeah. So I mean I know all these other people are sick and tired and they deserve beds. But my votes for wow. Gold now it comes to. There's the final three it's like what are we? GonNa do right choose a winner. I. Say. We give all three mattresses. Three mattresses free mattresses of your choosing. You pick whichever one you want from the Sop a lineup. And they will send it to you and then everybody else that we played in this segment. They're gonNA get betting from Safa, so they're gonNA get the pillows. The sheets a fantastic everybody gets something, but those three will get mattresses holy Shit and the rest. Get luxury awesome. Awesome Buddy which we sleep on the soccer betting every night, and it's fantastic really is phenomenal, yes. Okay so I guess Will reach out through the cast email and we'll will notify them that they want to find the winners and connect them to the people and we're good to go Sam so thank you. For sitting and thank you to Vaa for making it happen very very exciting. All right. Let's Let's go here. Is this toddler going to? Is it bad? It's not terrible. But I'm going to skip over that one. I think like really. Is it like it's not fucked up to play right now? I. Don't think so okay. Let's see. Let's go to the park. Walkout we go. On like. Seventy. Kid Talk about to blame the Chinese for the virus is hilarious. Basically what I do to my mother and I talked to her, I heard the whole pitch. I'll be like fuck and wet markets. They're eating bats and she's like. 'cause they're eating snakes and bats. Tried to get her to do that on the Spanish podcast. I gave her a whole thing I was like the fucking Chinese. They did this, and then she wouldn't take the bait so I was like how about the Gypsies? I'm trying to get her to go on. Try to walk into those she wouldn't. She wouldn't do it. Yeah, well. That's interesting nice. Though to have a child. Do it yeah. People are like why. Why are people racist? Yes, exactly how you do it. You GotTa Start Young you start. You have to teach them the stuff you gotta teach them, and then they can learn. So. Teach him well. Talk, let me teach you. How? You're matching teaching our three year old that that's crazy. Yep. The feick and Chinese, while all this is going on in our nation right now I think it's important to remind you any. You really need to take a shed I know you're black. Guys what you're seeing, but you still have to shed. That's right. That's right Charles bringing our nation together. You guys do your own thing. You do your own thing shitting is. That's what that's what he does. Have it is. ooh. My soundboard just crashed after that. You think it's a message. Yeah, yeah, it kind of feels like it. Just totally crowd. Wow, yeah, thank God, punish for that. I think he did actually fucking Chinese. PUCK and Chinese big words. All right What's this a? How Yeah! This guy! I'm kind of What is this here? Sorry I didn't know that was. My trusts. What I don't know. I just saw thing here. Sorry, we'll just treatment. At what was it labeled? As Bert. Just says Yeah Oh for sure. Is that. When I see a button with Burge? Telescope! Always get excited. How is birds weight during this pandemic? He's doing well. He looks good diet. He's been running a ton. Man is on his treadmill like every day. Get Yeah, and he's drinking less boxes of wine. He's doing good. Okay so. This is one I haven't seen. Let's check this out here. Cool, really have to be suspicious of the people who make fun of you over the Internet, because I thought never showed their truffes. If you ever meet anybody that. Makes Funny View off the Internet. You could usually see like a red flag like they just look like they do drugs. Okay looking at them. Isn't this guy. He looks like a previous. Cool Guy had well Oh shit. He looks like I want. I went right now right now right now right now. Oh, that's what. It looks like it looks like he gained weight. And, that looks like him could be what I'm talking about yeah. Yeah, I. Want You dive. Of. Can you go into cool guy classics right now and. Right now. Go in there. I think you have it on your on your laptop. Do just I'd say just search for right now right now. Probably come up, okay, tell me if this. He shirtless in this one. I don't recall him being shirtless before. And it looks like he's been using teacups because his breasts are larger than they were before to. K. Right now right now right now wearing now. Him? I is. Is this him. Tom Tom Tom. Wow. Dude! Dude! How did you fucking? How wait a minute? That memory different. Mouth got a cool guy volts. Tom His, doesn't he doesn't look as good. He was shirtless in the original. How could raise spokane? That's right. I remember that, too. Yeah his hair is longer little. Darker does help for people that don't know. Can you give them a little taste here? See where this goes. You can. I want an adult. Howdy in my lap right now under twenty six right now no frills, no excuse, big titties and intelligence I. don't care if she's a hood, rat, punk, rock or any kind of anything lying. She's hot in here right now. On my thirty seven year old. Dig Right now right now right now right now right now. Right now and he lets play I don't know I. Don't know him. So pumped right there, so fired up. Or they just look like they don't shower or they just look like they're fucking assholes or they look like they're bigots like they'll call you a creeper something when they might as well just go into an area in call black dude, the N. Word What what? What? You talking about doesn't make sense okay. Because I was really pumped when he was talking, or this is like a manic state over here. Yeah, this could be wear which in which videos he in a manic state right now right now right now. And this and he's he's normal. He's the longhaired version well for him. Yeah, he's. Man. Like twenty seven year old debt right now right now right now. He was performing. You know. He was reading a poem that he wrote I don't. Like he's doing spoken-word could be could be. It, is it the same guy? I think it is. I mean it makes sense because the shortlist the presentation. I just change. He's a little older makes sense. Keep! Obvious retards. Retarded in ablest term. But I mean people have mental disabilities down syndrome? I don't consider to be retarded people I consider to be. RETARDS are people that support trump people who support corporate democrats in people who talked a women like they're on Jersey Shore. Man No wait a minute. Oh Jean's. Okay. So! He had a whole total change in his approach to things. Like he doesn't even respect people that talked to women like on Jersey Short. Let alone. Ranting and raving the bouncing on your Dick Right now right now right now now, look to be fair, though this hint the past him. That was him high on Meth and he doesn't do math anymore. You can tell because he's gained the weight and he's. sublimating that need for metheny. Chicken Nuggets Dude. He's better now, yeah! Take Mercer obvious. RETARDS! Okay. I'll through Yup. Just look like they do drugs I can't believe you fucking remember that guy's face I mean. It just really seemed like it to me high camp. That's an amazing memory jeans. All the psycho cool guys. We've seen over the years. That was impressive. Yeah, I am impress. You had the cool guy. Cool, Guy Radar. Strong and my head all I hear all day. I see it, I know when I see. I know when I hear it. sounded. Cool Guy! You just happened in your heart. Man and I do I like the way the way that he just broke that down for us to that was also. Learned a lesson when he came down for Meth. That was a nice and required to make daddy call I. Don't like that guy. They're having their pussies. Okeydoke, don't like that. Yuck. Images every time I hear their voice like. Can Id that guy. Eat. You don't like him. Understand. What everyone was a fucking stupidity? Really like him. This type of guy you get a love, have now. He's the best. I don't like the one where he goes come now. The Magician addition like that guy. Yeah, tech! was that one. Girl. That one. Guy Heart Nope. SQUIRT squirt stupid. SQUIRT! Tommy Tommy John's. And he's alter-ego. But he went down the wrong path as you saw last episode yeah. We cover it on Dr drew after dark. Though what is my titty? Say that Johnny Johns it looks like he's going through bipolar. The this is the downside of a manic episode and psychosis. Cool psychotic stuff going on. It seems like a fun ride. All right. Was Right. Okay. For me now. Tom Do the nothing's. Come for me now. Come. Come now hard. That is You know what that's as bad as. the hug the coverage. Now comfortably now. Off! I am so signing. On. Only fans and I'm so excited to look at your feet because rate. Can we click on it just to see what what now you're not allowed to? Opt what we can see. The rest of it, you know it's like we're trying to promote it if we're showing every. Yeah, that's. So his his painter is out like all the time on only fans is so wild that the world is where it is today where this guy will now be able to get paid to do this. I know he's been doing that. This is a life he's been living. No one. reeler than our PC in these streets living a life that I mean seriously he's been. This is no different than what he's been doing. He's like I can get paid to. The Somme Sake it. You know it just goes to show. It just took time in technology to get around to what he was doing much like us our career. You know what I mean like. It'd be great if we could just sit around I efforts all day, and then podcasting came along, and it was like peanut, butter and chocolate fudge and caramel together it was. His everything degration Watergate for sports. All Angles Goes Pearson drugs man smacking the around. go ahead for me, so we can make smoke happened motherfucker. I love it. More more more. And I got the fever for. Me To whole run. Hall Hall to you want to hear me. Want become soccer man. Book home and Fucking God to Cock Sucker Dick Sucker. Like the black. Maybe come on baby. Let's fuck give me a call. You know what I love about him is that he's got the freedom with his naked body the way that our children do you know our our sons run around naked baby, and they're so unashamed. Shame love the. Automatic like self-awareness. No, and he has a similar love beautiful, yes. If. You were I love it and he's very inclusive. He's always talking about black and Latino Man I. Think. It's important. During this time, the nation's going through a lot and you have a guy like Robert Paul. Champagne saying we can all come together. That's true to me. And the police. Are you kidding me? So intense. Oh. Man! Now. The Lick. Of the handful. You want to flock. So, much sweat and oil. I like those. This is what I was trying to say before you have to include police in the conversation, you have to be willing to communicate with them. And that's what he's doing here. He's trying to show you. That's right Tom. He's building a bridge between bridge. He's saying we need you to participate in the dialogue as you know what I'm amazed by is how he can. Standing up so. It can be done. I didn't think it was preferable. Right I mean it's not really high of. I imagine men. You guys sit down when you Jackie late. Years Standard. Masturbate, standing, you can yeah, this one. Does I mean just to see if I could do it? I. Don't prefer it. Everytime jerk off in the shower usually. You're done. In the shower. Yeah on the show, thank God. Okay shook his head. We already do this. You don't in the shower ever. Know Yeah, we, we did this I. Don't be in the shower and I don't being pool. You guys are amount. That's right. What about Solo? Dull is a decent boy. Do You pee pee in the shower. The shower, but I definitely don't PM. Pools know why what are you? Not even in like a public pool Mormon when I. DON'T WANNA swim in it. But. That's what the chlorine is. Four will up in the ocean. Yeah. But pee in the shower. Do you like? Do you aim for the drain or do you just let it go anywhere? I, am for the drain, you yeah, do you ejaculate standing up? I have I. don't prefer it. You don't prefer, prefer to lay down. I'm assuming. Sit Sit right I mean don't most men I assume earnings said like. I like to stand in Jisr. What why I don't know why. The child. And he's into the suffering always with a software. Guy Likes to test is limits. What are you? GonNa? Do Oh, well well. RPC's really end of those nipple clips to there, and he likes to use the old school on. When come again come come. Off. It's such a performance. It's really really elaborate, and that's why only fans. Wants you. To jump on board. Only fans dot com slash Robert Champagne. Get started today for how much. I think you could get like a thirty like thirty dollars. I think you could get a three month package Oh my God bigger the bundle. Gets for you and I think even has like a free week preview. If if you're not sure just if your toes and let me tell you are PC is a giver. This guy gives. And he's been saying on his bio since he was found online porno actor. Yeah, it's always said that in his bio on his instagram and stuff, it says. Artists whatever porno. So now he's getting to like live drain. With really really sweet. I like watching him blossom. He's really blossomed since we awesome. Nice. Come on. Man. Don't give me wait and man I. Don't know I love it. I like it. I like hearing him Gog. It makes me happy I I think. It doesn't turn me on, but it makes me how you talking about. That doesn't turn you on. Guest the hottest. Ever seen somebody, do you? Do, you think it feels extra good for him. That's why he can come not loud. What do you mean like? You must feel really good for him because he's really making a big to do about it. More so than. Like! He's just so excited. It's possible I mean. We'd have to run some tests to see if it actually is better for him than other people, but it is. It is really an elaborate show. Yeah! Most people you know. That I mean not like. That I don't hear you, don't kind of at first. One was just like the mother of all serious again. Really I think it's funny. Okay, give the world a laugh. We all. We all need to hear him come today. Off, Off. Oh. Yeah! He. He really is actor suspended. I mean to do that alone. That's loan. There's not another person there. I know where you're going and the male porn acting world doesn't have a lot of stars. Sounds like he's watching his parents die. I, definitely, it's like it sounds like he's watching. A horrific thing happened. No No. But you bring up an excellent point with the. He would be really good. If anybody watching produces porn. I would say approach RPC. No maybe just let them keep doing. I think you'd be touted with that. Okay theatrical flair that he has. That, he certainly has that I. He's interesting. I like watching him. I don't I can't say that for most male porno. Is really entertaining. Entertaining is committed, and that's why you know. He's only charisma. He's got a lot. You know there's different actor Carroll looks. If you're out there, you want to work with them. You can definitely reach out. We're huge fans. congratulations Robert on your on joining your fans only as you say. All right we should run. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. Songs? Guy. One. Bomb Plot. Free. Up. More. Light Trashcan with fuck.

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"Two You're listening to the HP. PODCASTS. Spend. Five they said we would never make it to number five, but you know we like to find the odds Hilo. We're all about that. I'm wearing James Charles new merck. Actually No. This is a new teddy fresh hoodie that's out now. So is that shirt Ted I dot com take INTRO. So shut up. I caught up Jay. Z. Chizzy. Well. No I don't think. This doesn't the. A million nicknames but not. See No. That sounds like Jesus like busy. It's my boy Gysi. Take Gysi I. Say I said Jay Z, can you hit me with one of your Gypsies? And he's like I. Got You. Can get it to two weeks. How about two days? I mean come on, you owe me. Hit this up. Anyway look as you guys may know. We are embroiled in a little tiny bit of a controversy with James Charles. The fat at the end by the way, it's not because he's got a bigger fatter ask the me. Because he doesn't. Say that the whole different issue people be like Easter Nudist mad because he has a fat ass than you. Actually have not seen cherry that but. Now I doubt everything. Yeah. There's thing out there motive by the way you can compare asked to ask and decide for yourself who is a federal ask? And I do want to preface this by saying. That I have nothing personal about James, Charles and my intention with this of calling him out. WAS NOT I, don't I really really wanted to avoid drama and that's why I private message. Tim before going public. With this. But like the thing is I, mean you guys know because you guys are fans but a lot of people don't understand is that. That Hoodie is like our most iconic piece. And it's our number. One seller has been for years and like James Tar Charles making it's it's exactly the same Hoodie. It's actually been ripped off a lot too but normally like here, let me show because people may not know when I'm really Do anything about it because what can you do but I think in this case, it just kind of hard because it's a fellow Youtuber who's actually got way bigger influence on we way big and so it just kinda hurts bad. You know. Well, the thing is life things happen. Like Zaza L- and Zach is a full. Complete exact copy of people all over the Internet have been doing that. Yeah. and. Then but like the thing is that. We're here I tweeted out. I didn't know I. We didn't invent color blocking, which is again, something that I really stand behind because Oh, color blocking very popular and a lot of people do colored blocks and I would never dream of saying. You, know Oh, you color block we own colored blocking stealing. So but the thing is here is that I'm having a hard time with his march because says the exact same design as eels. a combined with the fact that audience is so huge going to start accusing us of plagiarism. What do you think? So here's this Hoodie. And then. Here's our Hoodie. The same sleeve color. Teal purple. The, same body color is just a little lighter, really same hood hood and the drawstring or yellow. The sleeves are yellow. I, I mean it's it's. It's it's literally exactly the same. And so then the here's the thing that blew. My mind is like on vine because now I'm like I'm the. Vine superstar. Take superstar twenty twenty. Whatever, fine. So big. So yourself. Almost up to one hundred, thousand followers and like one week. Sensation I am a sensation. Thank you. Thank. You have a really and like natural talent added. It's like you were meant for it. It's a shame that I got started so late. And now the news just came through that this Sunday, they're gonNA stop. Download updates which I'm. So I'm so gutted now Tiktok as my home I actually see them. Rod this morning. Like on a real level. Because like two weeks ago. Right then so I think that Two weeks ago was like, faulk tiktok there're threat to our national security shutdown, and now I'm like Tiktok is our home. I hope. My Home I hope that they can work it out though I really hope that. Anyway, look at the views on on James Shells Tiktok he's like mega famous and he's friends with all these crazy ass superstars they're. Even. Had this girl What's her name? Charlie. Or what? Who really million yet dude by the way I saw a stat she got seven billion views last month on Tiktok. Yes a month what yes. Wow. So here, here's all the tick talks were promoing the Hoodie. The has a combined view count of like sixty. Yeah sixty million maybe more I mean maybe more. So really think it looks like your Hoodie. You think it looks like my you know I don't think it looks like your Hoodie at all what why are you saying that because it's more it's more Pastel e than than yours. You making a joke I'm back you Dan dating when I saw a lot of comments of people that were saying it's more past. Well, the people I saw who are in denial about it or I think they didn't look too close because, but they were saying was like Oh p. The SEIDMAN has color block. Are you going to call them out and I'm like? No, it's different. Colors is completely different. These is the same exact colors in the same exact spot. I mean the Yellow Trim, the yellow draw cords, it's literally a carbon copy. I couldn't believe I was being sarcastic. I couldn't believe some of the the denial ISM than overseeing. On hold on. Yeah. What is a I think about about it did James Charles our design a N.. What is happening? I can't see I don't know what happened with this call. How do I Poland? Similar at all. I I'm really actually I've already preordered. They're really a Hanno audio need so many. Days in the week Ethan. He do even have arms or like a whole torso. Your anti arm. Wait hold on a in our color block, cody and the garbage. Carp just doing a little spring cleaning what talking about this? Guy I mean I brought you into this world and you're gonNA come here and support charities ripping our Hoodie off I mean this is outrageous. Way This is a Hoodie. Thanks for the thanks for the eighty five bucks. One. Listener. That sounds like that's. All right let's get rid of him ab how you doing. You're looking sharp. You're looking sharp man. Thank you you like it. You look so good. Bro. Thanks man thank GPS or here. Yeah. Two thousand seventeen all the way back. In nineteen anyway. So like I basically, just out of pure self preservation was like look I. I do. We thought about it for a few days because people started popping up more and more people being like Hey James Turrell's ripping your shit off review shut up and I thought about it for a long time. And I asked him and the dams and I WANNA share it. So fucking bad because he brought it up when I'm message him, he's like here. Let me show you. Let me show you what he responded to me. He says when you damned me yesterday, I sent you the original photo that inspired my collection explains up never senior brand. But also asked what you wanted me to do. You didn't reply after last year I vowed to keep conversations private and create. Solutions Not drama. So. When I D Emden first of all, he was super dismissive and flip and rude because my intention was to be like I don't want it to come public and I WANNA talk to him first and just see what he has to say. And he was like. He's like I've never heard of your brand I don't know anything about it and. And I don't know what you're talking about and I already made it. There's nothing I can do. And he was like super routine. Why are you even messaging me? He said, why are you even message? Are you just trying to start drama? But. If transferred drama, I would've just tweeted and not message. then. He goes like well, we should resolve this in the dams and then he says I ask what you wanted to do and you didn't respond which is not true. I said I mean he said he's going to sell them anyway. So what what is there to do about it well, but but it's literally not true. He said, I'M GONNA talk to my design team get back to you and three days past and saw like well, he's just there's just nothing's going to happen. And I have to protect our our brand and your your work because again, he he's going to sell a billion of these hoodies and going to kill the style, which is our. Frankly bread and butter. I mean, I don't know if it's going to kill the style but It's fine I think that it was fine to make it public just so People are aware and that's it. Yeah. Just at that because there but again, his you saw sixty million people are like you know they don't know. And I think it's a little. If it was just a little tiny bit different I would set a fucking thing. Yeah. It's identical and that's the part that kills me right. So Anyway Oh also, he goes A. He also messed. This is the part that I really wanNA share, but you won't let me. The thing is he brought up the DM. So I feel like he's saying it's okay to Shera. said. He literally said after I confronted him and I hadn't seen this color way here he says Ou F- just to give you a heads up it appears that this one has the exact same colors and it looks like the design team totally ripped you off. He literally said sisters and I said, wow. So it doesn't seem like a coincidence does it and he said it's not he says, it does not appear to be an coincidence. So he literally admit that they ripped us off and the Deanne it seems pretty clear that potentially he personally was not aware old though that is very questionable too. But let's say that he was not someone on his stanton allies but. It doesn't matter I mean ultimately it's his responsibility. Yeah. The thing he keeps skirting around it's like, oh, my designers did it but like at your company and I totally believe that he wouldn't by the way. When I first saw that I figured like no way he would knowingly just rip us off. It must have been someone and his team and he wasn't aware. But now he's trying to say like I've never senior brand I. Don't know anything about Teddy fresh her teddy fresh. And then now, a bunch of people are like dude, your best friend. Is wearing teddy fresh. He also said to you like our audience is completely different wearing even worry. Oh Yeah. That's that's actually not true with do she comment he goes well, anyway he's aware of the size or audience of fresh and it's actually just not true. It's a lot on TIKTOK and he's a lot on it is the same people it well, yeah and and that whole premise is just so do she dismiss if he goes yeah he goes well, anyway even if I did rip you off it's not even the same audience so it won't matter. Okay I I. I wish I could share this conversation with you guys. I guess, but people got to see to believe man. He the thing is he was he was just super route to me and I I was trying to be really polite. Yeah, and then the the irony on top of it all. Because James Charles acts like this whole thing is so crazy. But like this tweet from September two, thousand and nineteen really. Shows that he knows what it's like. There was aid hit. There was another company that knocked off his color Palette. and. So he tweeted this and he called him out on instagram. He said, there are so many colors you can put into an eye shadow palette and not claiming to own specific colors but you copy the exact shades and lay out for my pout without even trying to hide it clown emoji. That's these describing exactly. What happened right? So he should have. Some empathy for for where we're coming from said of being. So flip it and dismissive. Because he whether he knows it or not. He is that big company right? You know he's going to sell it Gillian at Shit. So. We have people on the chat right now saying that they're fans of both age three and James. Charles. Just for the record. Yeah. That are good. He has so many fan I mean his audience way bigger than us. Obviously, there's an overlap. And it's the same age like I. Mean There's a range obviously, but there's a lot of the same people. This was this was it by the way and like yeah, I see the comparison I would even go as far to say that his ODI is way more of a direct off than this is. You know. And the elect this whole thing he wrote up which I'm not gonna read. You, know. He talks about how it's his artistic integrity and he spent this time on the colors and then they're just GonNa rip him off and I'm like dude. I just don't know why you don't have more empathy for us if you're willing to say all that stuff in your own defense. You. Know. And there's actually let me go. Let me go over to Have you guys heard of Ethan Klein? H three tick tock east kind of a huge up and comer. Twenty twenty. Let me show you. A Cup, when you see it next each other like this. You can really see I mean, it looks like he's wearing my hoodie. And by the way Theodore with so few filming this house filming this and I didn't even know he was standing there looking at the camera. And then when I look back at the video. He was with me right but I didn't know he was there. And that when I look back, it was so cute and he was like. He saw himself in the TIKTOK and then he smiled and looked away got on. embarrassed. So awesome. God He's the best. He can call another thing is people only focusing on the color is but the placement like I don't know any other Hoodie that has the that placement of the colors in that way it's it's identical. I mean. It's the same Hoodie. That's the thing if even if you use the same colors in a different placement. Let's say, let's say that this leave your body and this was the sleeve i. Factors together, it's the fact that we are from the same environment we do business in the same way we're on the same platforms. That always combined together to just fill very. Bad. That's all right. So that's that anyway. I think for the most part anyone who is like a writer die. James Charles. Fan are team star totally understand where we're coming from. Like I I don't want. I don't WanNa seem like a petty whiny bitch but like you know it's exactly the same. He's Is. fucking innocent. On us. Beautiful is having an off day. What happened? He's got like a brain tumor or something it makes nice. Not a Democrat. That makes sense. Anyway let's get to the after dark showy. You guys remember that girl that spit on her dog. Right the poor girl. Yeah. The pill who uploaded by accident the video over. The biggest oopsy. Cell Phone Ever Brook House. I forget her name anyway yes. She accidentally uploaded video for bidding and beating the crap out of her dog and then everyone was like and. What was especially ironic was that it's way too down enough. You could if you adjusted battery. What was especially ironic is that her whole channel is dedicated to her loving relationship with the dogs. And then she had you even accidentally uploaded video and then all of the things I mean you spitting on your dog well. So. Anyway she finally. She disabled like ratio man and disabled comments man now like. As you can imagine it was absolutely brutal. It was like ninety nine percent down vote. No. Yeah. It was one year later it's already been one year. Wow. Feels longer to me really doesn't to me seems like she just spit and beat the crap over Doug yesterday. Anyway. She found this boyfriend who's like a crazies zealous religious, Coltish Christian, and he hijacks her video and just started ranting and like it's nightmare, it's opens Dr It's the most bizarre shit blue, very important video for you guys today. This is something that I've wanted to film for basically the entire past year of my life and it's something that's been on my mind countless times. I want to tell you guys exactly what happened between me and my dog give you one hundred percent of the. xactly as Much information. So anyway, she just goes on this part is interesting. She just goes on to say that she felt terrible and that she still session spit on her dog but come on, we'll know she's putting dog but anyway, she wants us to know that even if we can use her she loves us yet. Yeah and then. After twenty minutes. A fucking total psycho appears way. Our and our minutes. So she for twenty minutes, it was like normal youtube video and then. peyote cult leader Logan Paul. Her boyfriend. Logan Paul takes the Karen starts ran boy you got to say his name. What is? His name is teal. Till, like the caller except spelled with an e. at the end. I've met some MTO I don't think that's crazy. What you know what you'll ellie. Yeah, I met. I. Knew it I knew it to you. I thought it was a really pretty name. Dan. Queuing. This up the worst than ever if his name was like but plug, I'd be like. That's great. You Dan. How's it going I wanNA see when she passes it off every single one of you. You are all loved and I will see you guys very soon. Brand new video. By twenty three minutes you know long but but normal video on youtube and then boyfriend picks up the cam everyone. How's it going? Hope you're doing well. My name is Teal I am Brooks Boyfriend and I'm going to share with you guys and our my side, my perspective of situation that took place between Bruckner dog a little bit over a year ago now. Still Watching Day, Cuba continued to wash his whole entire video. We appreciate I appreciate. Getting by starts getting work done more and more videos. You literally. Exposure seems like. Anyway. Here he starts to get worked up is. Understanding on this now. So many people see this video millions of people seeing this video blog guys a- in now. Brocade. Later she said yes but it wasn't Juan a bright listen. Here's what we're going to do. Twenty minutes. Told me if you're on board I listen. I've I've I've been having these messages of having these deep talk for those who? Did the gratitude challenge I love getting in front of a camera or just talking to friends family whatever and I love having deep talks mainly always Jesus Christ comes up and my relationship, my faith. Is Solely. Where all of this other stuff in my life comes from. Everything that he's already been talking for twenty. We brought. Here's we're going to do. We're GONNA make an apology video. But Brooke I wanNA make videos to I'm trying to make videos that speak to people that repeal because I know. I have a perspective on life they can reach so many people I know that happened goodness he was like this video going to get a lot of us, and so I'm going to hijack the fuck out of it. Anyway here he. Continues to get all worked up his eyes get crazy and everything. Check this. Week. But I can or an hour and smell I can hear I can look I can tell you. So where does video ever Just told you guys. I had no saying this as a matter of fact, you have a say in this. Found saw breathing on this very earth right now, the president, your favorite athlete, your your your favorite movie star whatever you saying anything no. Remember how the started was her talking about her dog. Yeah. So my friends I am simply making you aware I am simply encouraging you. Question, he is he in such a remote location you probably just buried a body then he starts screaming. Different stages of. What is it going to get any of us? We have. To we have. What say do you have we die? We take all that. You. Tell me. I feel this fire I feel they're not physically together. In different car. Can Be hijacked. Pushing. The world right now. Look at America right now. Look at the evil look to hey, look at the sadness crazy sanitation for some. Yeah I mean this is his big break Oh then they end by. I don't know how much I want to watch, but it's fucking crazy. I mean, are you interested in the? Okay good. Very Bent. Not. Acknowledge that things that I said you can't ignore that you can't. You can't to get there. Actually I. Think cocaine actually. That actually. Could continue to be so passionate about what you think about me not about the comments you write about me about the comments you write about Brooke. Youtube facebook or instagram it's not a hour fifteen bucks if that's what it takes this as if this story couldn't get weirder. Then, and finally after explaining why she spit and beat the crap out of her dog, they plug their couples channel. Updating you guys two weeks ago stepping up. Why? Nine I already got mine it. Okay. Not Quite as much. So, how's the chat do anything to report? They're big fans of. -Til. Of the name -til or the Guy Yeah, you guys just want to watch all day. Get inspired. Learn about faith in God let's see some. When are you having your mom's house back on? Well, we have them on the calendar. On my birthday today Twenty Eight Years Young Twenty God bless should congratulations brandon? donating just to sail up the fresh we love you to. Joe Cells keeps sending text messages, more people just ending off with. You guys, they're they're doing what for Teddy fresh they're just sending love for tall. Thank you guys. Thank you so much man we love you guys. We know you guys understand you guys are the best. Oh. So Joey Salads, he's always sending the text message. UPDATES. and. So he was spreading misinformation covid misinformation. On which is the worship ever right but this is really interesting. He goes. So he was spreading misinformation. On the joey solid show the Joey. Solid. Dino show. And so what they did is they banned all of his channels. because. He set up like this right wing on what on what platform I think it was yeah it was on Youtube move. This joey solid dino show, which was like some right wing podcast. and. Of course Joe is spreading covid nineteen misinformation. So they go. Beyond yourself, that's the new vaccine. Right yes. Pin your mouth Bro. There's a lot of people believe you're Faquir. Shit but. Anyway. They say given the severity of the violation we have suspended monetization. For All of your channels joey solid. Joey Salads and the salad family. The Salad family. Yeah. What is the solid family? Is like so funny. And I said Joey. What is what was his? Oh Gee Channel Joey Salads. So that's also yeah. I said Joey maybe you shouldn't be spreading covid nineteen misinformation. Didn't even deny he just goes. He goes yeah. I've been. I've been cleaning up my shit recently. But all week I've been getting flagged on video of four to six months old. That's so joey like. Not. Even argue I know it's the best. Game views. That's what you got. Joey because when we when we were like Joe, you fake the trump I is you're ruining society and he says, Yeah Yeah Yeah I'll change it I'll make a new video. Yeah. But you gotTa love joy because no other prankster would come before you. Lay themselves on the altar a and just sacrifice their body like like he does you know what I mean. He's like, yeah, it was spreading covid misinformation. I was trying to clean up my act, but they still got me. Awesome. Cool Nice up they. Do, we have men of culture and the chat. Do we have any men of culture and the challenge Oh man of culture. Are we do? We meet again of culture? Will you come out with new caller ways? The sandals I think we will but it won't be until next summer next year. Give them a show you this new channel we found. This is for men of culture only. Because I thought it was so funny the not safe for work Are Safe for work really like porn I guess you could call it why why some random guy at work kissed me during Kovin, would love to talk about it. Would you guys call and get that person on the phone right now ZAC. That's a crime what the fuck is that. Sounds horrible I would be scared. Anyway. trying to talk to the men of culture. Are. You Man of culture so before you start that, let me. One more good. Are you all excited to host Tricia, for Rosh Hashanah mail all today that's in like an hour. Two hours. As soon as we finish this, the family's coming over am I I did including Trish. I mean it's going to be interesting I didn't really know how she's going to Meld with the with the family. I'm curious. One is not everyone's curious the family to. But. Did you just type ask Pizza Ila? Type Google ads pizza because that's the had them. Wearing people are wondering what might work I wanted the name of the. Third. Guy, on, instagram. Check him out. He's cool. Yet is sick. Yeah what are a bet you that? So I don't know because tricia demand so much attention she so much the center of attention that I wonder how show I am a little nervous about that. So I'm wondering if she's capable of just being polite house guest I guess we'll find out I. Know I mean we we are all very casual and it's usually very like non to fence through and I feel like she's GonNa come all blink down and our pink. Rolls. Royce. Thinks she's going to have a camera. Yeah, I, don't know she can't be taken. I gotTa tell her she can't be social meeting. No talks no snaps log at the client house. She's GonNa ask do talks. She's not we're not doing TIKTOK. We're just supposed to be real. No. This is not about Tiktok as much as I am a rising star. Will you guys out there about what happens I'm sure we will. About, when they record another episode, you tried to Fuck my dad. Anyway Man of culture. I really like these. I, think find these all funny. The safe for work like nonchalant kind of porn sites on on Youtube, and there's so many of them as fun to just work through them. This is a new one. I don't know like from three weeks ago. Already have their most viewed video two point three, million look at the thumbnail because that fucking them did. It's just yoga what what look at all these thumb knows. I hate the. Physician. Which one this one or that just doesn't even look that good to me. What for jerking off for Yoga, just not that flattering? No, it's not. It's really not flattering but like. I wouldn't let. Myself that you know certainly get your attention doesn't it? Well, let's see and let me remind you guys my men of culture. We're watching this video for Yoga tapes. All right like I. Don't know what Y'all are going to be thinking about. This. is about the Yoga Okay and always has been always will be. I don't think there's. Some kind of sexy music. So. Clearly, you know you just. Spread your legs and doing she's doing crunches or something, and then her feet obviously are you gotta see what her feet are doing? Shameless. And Really just you. Do. Be doing this with your knees. Oh Ain't got stretching and lifting. It's. A really good workout. And tastic workout you can see. Zach, are you fan of this yoga? It's all over my fucking youtube. because. You did that you put this together. You say that sure Oh, were you watching this? You're just watching it or did you who put this together? I will someone found the channel, but I put together I found the channel and I should. Okay good area of up it off while doing research for this or or any. Yoga. I I don't think I can comment on that week. You. Know Zach did. You knows acted. No comment. No comment from Zach what a legend Feet off to the other one. So this one you enjoyed better. I think. So I mean I definitely have the workout fetish so You got older fetishes. There's a bunch of on but this is just I don't see what's the problem I mean if you go on Youtube or Peleton or whatever I mean, she's just giving lessons I don't know why you have to make everything sexual. Yeah I mean something must be wrong when my head right they've got a meter too. So you know when the normal Usually you when Over this tells you on the bus. Something wrong with you then. Sick in the head. Bro Yeah Anyway three weeks ago. Two point two million views. Swan. Let's see. This one is from this year. Who are you to judge how they convey there are? She's lifting. She's thrusting wait she's not even doing anything well. She's speaking like. Yeah. Those guys know how to do it over in Japan. They know how to I don't know if it's it's probably Japanese but could be. Something else what do I know but they really know how to do over there. Yoga. Yeah. Right. This one's soup everyone at home is like I can't watch this. Wherever I. Am I can't watch this. And this one is just super useful because it just really instructs to open your eyes and close them. You will open your guys definitely. Zach. Can you tell me which video you bust to? Again I feel like this is more of a starter. Just got you got you down. Right. One can tell me that they you found the most instructive tear yoga. It was the top one the. Tab Taba training for beautiful legs. This one. Oh, this one. Yeah. Wait which one. They all say that the the two point one, million views one just highlighted. Is the one we watched the most popular one exactly yeah. Yeah. You found most instructive. It was quite ironic. Just wanted only three nine and say Roddick I said it's destructive. This was from three days ago it's blowing up three, hundred, sixty thousand. It's so good. Show. Good. See this one's actually just pretty. Pretty normal and it just one channel like there's a bunch of them. That one is Japanese Yoga. Channel called do it together don't stop that's what it translates to. This was really funny. I was doing research. Last night and there's just this one shot as Japanese. Looking at those letters did I say Japanese? It says Japanese in the dock, but I don't think that's right. Looks like Chinese to me the guys I have some breaking news. Kim Kardashian just posted Charles Merch. What Oh my God West Right. What? Else I'll send what see. This is the problem. This is exactly why this is important because. He's going. So Kim Kardashian just posted James Charles Merch that he pay her to do this. Why would you do that? Yeah. Let me see. In semi image I'm actually my heart is pounding because I'm so upset about this. That's fucked. Could job on the break for by the way Sorry I. Didn't know if I should interrupt. You do the right thing. It's an instagram story she said. She said, James, Turrell's sent the most beautiful flowers with some sister merch. Oh, she liked the flowers more than the mark. Hey. That's nice. Collar pilot. The flowers. Yeah. Yeah it is pretty. Looks Familiar You know. This is exactly the problem right? Because this is going and this is what people bitch about like Zara and all this you know. It's so easy for people to Bitch about how these companies still designs, but now all the sudden it's happening right here. By a fellow creator. And it's not the again it's not even. A. Little different. That's the issue I have to. I have to say that because I don't want people to think I'm just bitching about he did a color block it's exactly the same. It's exactly the same. You know what he said in the M. When I was like it's exactly the same he goes no the pockets yellow. Okay. Genius. He just wrote sisters across the chest. That's crazy did. So I gotTa do sender flowers and show post are shut. The fuck. I gotTa do to get in their stories. So I wonder how many how many of us does a story got like a Gazillion Gary? Million or something I mean you know shares one, hundred, Eighty, eight, million dollars. Doesn't Kylie of ABC's bigger than any advertisement you can do But she does have like thirty stories posted just from the past twenty four hours but yeah. Yeah, the thing is Eight million followers I've noticed when I post more stories than they get more views like individual and not the opposite, which is interesting. When I first one story, it gets less views. Than if I, post like five and a day they get way more views each one if you if you look at the photo on top all those little lines, that's how many stories you have. A. But I think. Yeah. Yeah that's wild but I think people are tuning in. Oh. Yeah. Definitely. He's trying to just I think he's just trying to pretend like nothing's going on so I don't know. But ultimately, I, mean look he what can he do? What can we do I? Don't know I just want people to know that. This is fucking same money. You know. Anyway we were fucking exercising so. Let's stay focused showing. There's some straight up weirdos on the Internet. Does a N. also sleepwalk? A and you sleepwalk. No, I've always lake always watching. All right that makes that what I expected. What if there's nothing to watch what if everyone else is sleeping? See Your Lips flapping stump. Stump. Anyway here I wanted to show you guys this one seen before I moved on and you can explain to me what the fuck is going on because I couldn't figure it out. Why is there woman? Sleeping in the background. Hunched over. Oh God. Why is this happening? That turns me. Why is she? There slumped over? It'd be. It's a maybe. Possibly the explanation here she is look at this exact, the Marta, the fetish. Explain does this do? Not Sleeping. Thing doesn't but there is there is a sleeping finish out there But. Which is sleeping beauty type thing you know. She's just like slumped over in the background. Now she's gone. My I feel like that was a mistake. But why was she there? That kind of creep me out. She's back now. She just sitting there. No wait what? What is going on? She's kind of like those doff but. Excuse me human trafficking if I can just say that you know what I mean. Like what in the Faulk? Bro. Turns me on. I feel like she thought she was probably a naw going to be included in the shot, but they lined up. Perfect. How could they not look at this shot? Looks like she's does off this is pretty bizarre. Maybe she just had a good workout. A. Human trafficked. That's the only explanation. That's fucked up on. You guys want to take a call. Here. We have the personally kissed Kobe. Okay bring her on. Mike. Okay I'm bringing her on right now. Talk to me baby. Okay, they are on the line. Hello who do we have on the line here? Nice to see you. You. WanNa watch another Oh, I wanted to show you speaking of the safer work porn thing you know tiktok is super. safe for work like they don't tolerate any shenanigans so. The fact that this channel exist is just awesome. She literally just does cooking videos and see through top with no bra. Had Board of Flour Jack. Jock your. Interest. Sheets. Just Oliver Videos of the same. My favorite things, food and boot. Takes macari. flair and cut into. She's kind of a genius though, right. transpose makes him. Bowl drizzle and. I, mean, it works today I'm going to show. You can only fans to she does. You see that cross. fucking epic Shit. It's like who fucking cares he's cracking egg you know what I mean. You literally for the Teddy's. Great. A whole chow man. Thoughts the recipes even make sense or it's just like nobody walked watches the recipe. I mean, like, what is she doing cucumber and Bacon that doesn't do her I know cucumber vacant doesn't work. is she making broke ass? COBB? You need other ingredients. Where this? Okay. So she has some exit. I mean, do I really need like? Is this really helpful I know what a COBB SALAD? All she did was cut bacon and egg. This was helpful for you. Could Yeah I. Mean. She was making a crafting and fantastic now. Believe they call it culture food. Now, let's see what else we got. How How To make a hardboiled egg Never. Feel stupid like as men. I never learned. Both. does it make me feel stupid Let me think about that I can't really get back to you. She literally made a video how hard boil an egg this is genius SEILA genius eight could but like it's so stupid. I've never seen it dumber video hard-boiled egg atwater. Let's cover this. Add water. Yeah. Boil. CARVER. Cook you really need the time. What the? Oh she. Does she turn on the Microwave for twelve minutes. Far Timer get like. Timer. Put it in cold water correct. Bill. Very. Informative. But such try hard way to boil an egg abide away gave you don't have to cover it. Or put it in ice or rolling on paper towel I think she's just trying to spice it up. Man I got to see what other how to make Bacon Jalapeno hoppers this when you can actually see her bills on. You, know what I mean. You can't thank you. Could. You can't see the net, but you can't see the under boop I. Think I mean they underbid is nice. I mean Do you prefer the under boob or the net. I think, I, gave up on this one. Definitely up yeah. Well I thought it would be Atalay. This is so dumb. It's awesome. To Watch Tristesse INSTA- story. Really mice, I'm scared. Best. If I could call. Hear she's beating an Ebola. Just. Whip it. By the way who has this thing enjoy egg? That's the video. She used some super obscure thing that nobody has. She can show his drink water and like high to open the fray make ice. Tire make is i. have no idea how you did that how to melt. Cheese MEL CHEESE WOULD BE. Done that actually. Had, to make cheesy cauliflower thoughts. How to FRY candidates? The Guy Goes Whoa. WHOA. How to FRY BACON? Slow? Down Yeah. WHOA. Ken Super Advanced, how to make Guacamole. She's a talent how to crack an egg Treasures just prepping for the holiday. She starts the video saints a Great Time to be a Jew. She's so weird. So weird about it. She, I saw one star where she goes I'm eating Ju- food. I was like you know that sounds sounds offer anti Semitic Jew food. I wanted to ask her about that on Monday I got to talk to her about this chew. Obsession she's got an. Watch but at the end is copyright music in the very last ones. Whatever. Just put it. About it on Monday. Yeah But can you there I forget where I saw but somebody showed it maybe on the subway they says, she said I'm eating Ju- food and I really wanted to just tell her you can't say like that. So. Let's actually she put it on our Tiktok the food thing. She's eating this whole awful thing and wearing a shirt that's Israel and learning Hebrew pretty fast, and by the way now it's all bullshit she's in she's. Donald. You. Afraid. My fear is in all this is that She's just. She's really just like. She's not serious about your brother. It's just some phase where she's going to fucking ruin his life and then move on. Like she he's just a fun novelty man. Yeah. I like those are obvious fear but now he's somehow all into it and he's like. Like wh why is it that everything you're doing is Jewish now. Bizarre. Fish what is she doing with the fish? You must be that girl that tries to be a part of every culture. That's not yours. Oh, she's making fun of herself. I'm confused. Stop. What is she doing? I thought you were on a diet girl. To Bamba. Best Holiday why is she? She's so you're leaning into the. Sohar. What what's with the fish? For Rush. Head of the fish. We don't do that America really we don't do the head of the fish business and Shawna. Shawna, it's a great time to be a Jew because we're no longer in two thousand twenty and it's a new year. Apple honey is a great time to be Jimmy. Sweet, sweet. Sweet sweet ass. She is so fucking. Happy what is she thinking what she does to stuff? Yeah. Put this. OUGHTA rating. My Jewish. This was this was it? Yeah. Can you put all this together for me? Or? Or? Hey This is a tangent but I have something pretty spicy I'm GonNa send you. I love saying Oh because then theodore does it. All. Right Dan just sent me something or boy mega awesome nerd just. Hails fucking. Superstars like a pop star. WHO's playing that? It's from the video. No it wasn't coming from it's from anything. It's what? What Zach? Idea quick. The TIKTOK I, did it again. Coming through the wrong channel for some reason. Anyways, I'm opening it again so. because. It keeps not opening the fucking tweet. So I really don't even know how to open the one. You sent me it's I. Try you guys I'm trying so hard I. Don't understand why is it just keeps going to okay here. I figured. Okay. So here we have. He says he never heard. A little. So here. To talk with somebody wearing teddy fresh. Because he keeps saying I've never heard of your brand I've never been on you're. Saying he's huge on talk and Terry fresh huge on Tiktok gets like there's like millions of of What do you call them Dick talks took teddy fresh took talkers, and by the way it looks great on him. Right, it's awesome rocking but yeah, I mean yeah. He tried to small-time me like I don't know anything about your stupid little brand I've. Never been on your website. So. That Guy Looks Pimp motherfucker though. Best dress out of the group there I think. Easy hands down and I'm not saying that I mean I'm not just saying that. Right. Right right. Kids going to be exiled from the group now. Is the smoking James James. All this together Zachary and the the whole tricia thing I gotta ask her about it on Monday. Sure. Yeah. Absolutely. I only watched this video. Came into Saudi. Back. Thank you. C. N.. Ten this was Alvarado drink and I didn't like the little skin chunks in there. So I gave it two out of ten chocks but now. The next thing I tried was. This. that. Looked like Persian food by the way or Indian. Middle Eastern. I got that Cova Kiss call setup. She had the wrong input on her discord if you WanNa talk to her. Yeah, I'm over. Thank you. Who I would like to talk to as Elissa who worked at the zoo went harambee was shot. That was a big. People Culture. Right are you suggesting you master made it to that? Because that's what that means. Gross. Bringing a list. So would you? Truly Big Day. Was a big day. So we watch the men of culture videos. We've got a whole section here called struggle and cringe. there's some grey on here man. But I I don't know I here. Let me do this and then we'll bring her because I want to interrupt. Or she we're almost ready. Zach she. She's ready I can bring Wanna read some donations and say what up to the they've all week tapes. So you'd. PB. bu-but so much there is no way James People Dan talent but the F.. Does he think we're dumb. Probably I mean enough of. Watching. Yoga. Videos. I mean enough of fans are defending him by saying they just say no. We didn't invent color blocking they just kind of reduce it to that. Cancel Kim, samp refresh. Good luck canceling. Cancel can. So much for the gracious donations and all members. By the way I just want to say I didn't say in our members you guys. Thank you so much for the sport. It means the world and it helps so much you guys can see. We've been working really hard on the podcast and trying to. Make this a really fun creative difference. I really liked the stuff we've been doing the content court was so much fun I want that series going because it really. Challenges the idea of what a podcast can be and I love that. You know. Think that's what it's all about you. I'm an artist as well and always wanted to know more about your personal art more outside and separate from and Teddy. Fresh you guys. honestly, I'm so consumed with both teddy fresh and the podcast that most of my art is like every time I draw is basically. I sit down to draw stuff forty so. That's mostly it but I, I actually just recently. Been Feeling like I to stop painting again. So. I'm trying to warm up into painting. I'm trying to experiment a little bit with what pants I like because I'm not sure I'm such a marker. I don't think you need to worry about painting you should just. The thing that I love about painting though is that it's there's so much better to present like you can hang it in house and look great i. mean they have like body. Be I mean and then like a beefy marker. Work Yeah but those really working small sizes I mean you could make a big would-be so tedious to like cover a large surface. And I don't really like tedious stuff. I'm not really about the repetitiveness But. So I don't know I'll try. Paint as always been really challenging for me guess. Seems. Really hard. you WANNA talk to her on Bay. Yeah let's bring in. What's her name? Eliza Melissa. Melissa. She's on her Elissa hello. The lists? Before we get started Elissa. James Charles. What do you think about the whole Color Bach Dang now? Lives you can hear me cannot hear anyone. Recipes Harambee man, this is how he fell. Nobody could hear him. Silently. Just dying why why is this happened? Anybody working. I don't see her. then. Tested discord. It should be working. It's probably on. All right. So second call of the day. Thank you for. back. Did you when you bring them in? Did you do you talk to them? I just talked to her on a Mayan. It's on at five. There's a really sad story here. Someone's best friend passed away in July. And the this past year but they said. You guys helped me be able to continue to love and an. An enjoy life. Sorry. I. Don't know why it's so hard for me to read. Well you know. The loss of a loved one is. Like Harambee we we. Just saying Harambee was beloved by all. Dan is now in my computer what has happened. To see what's going on that's pretty epic and then did not even a heads up. Tomorrow giving condolences to somebody who says well, yeah. Yeah sounds really difficult. especially best friend someone who's your age I feel like that's really hard. It's hard to accept death especially the death of a you know I mean, yeah you'll make young person and really hurts. I'm? Sorry about that tragic. There's. There's really nothing that hits me harder than like A really young person dying to young is is always just fucks you up you know. Did, you guys hear about the new system arch. no. What is that I'm trying to open it but Dan is literally fighting for mouse and ask, can we do a segment on? Eli And March. Of Study. Fresh. Noga. I like the we we plan on moving to our new office maybe early next year because also because like covy obviously and everything that's going on. But I feel like once we're and the new place, maybe we'll allow us to do that and show more. I'm not even sure really why I just think that. It's GonNa work better. There are current office is so small and it's a mess and there's not much to show really. You. WanNa. Watch some dude on his first day. Get his whole life fucked up. Yes. All Right? So. Here's a dude. Now my is so slow cave unload this link Dan what have you done? Dan. What have you done? Why. Are you? So why do you get so upset? I'm just goofing around I wanNA talk about feet. As a working merchants tearing US apart. Yeah. Then I just I'm just trying I. Broke my Internet you gotta say it's brain then rank it's just a it's just a This just a gender reveal. Here we go. I'm just kidding I. Don't think you broke my mind and. Trying to make light situation. And listening to sign a sick. homeys in here first day or at the car wash. And using a power washer. Tangled up. And that. Day. I like he doesn't even try to fight it. He's just bragged the hauling. A letter play again. Oh no this is a viral hog video. Those guys a Mercilus buck viral for the record. So he's just he's got more. I'm surprised that doesn't happen. You just gotTa Low. He doesn't find it at all man. He's just like let's go. Yes, you can go awesome. Is the sprayer still going. Cleaning. I. Guess It's kind of fun. Fun But. Scrape. Ever Bill, which is better. So do you think this one is better? There's also another one. That salary. The Guy Blasting is faced with mentos you want to hear it again. Yeah. Well, that's not the. Guy No. Wow. Okay. Got It. This doesn't have sal unfortunately but does that sound of GonNa Watch it again? I didn't know that sound. Not Really. Sound. Why does he try to fight it? He doesn't even grasp the cable isn't that doesn't that surprise you? He doesn't even try to grab the cable man he just in for the ride. Surprises me. Tell me what do you think this guy was thinking he`ll What was he planning this tree to do? said he that was his house or maybe even someone else's house won't what would you work your houses? Else's house would be word. But. Those kind of yell sound like personal. I guess. I'm just asking which would you rather drop out? Guess like going to else would be way worse. Anyway I this did this really wrong. I've seen people cutting trees in our yard gets layer by layer. I mean, what was he expecting it to fall in the middle of the street? You know what I mean had. This car is driving by Scott running for his life. Weightless. This a lot going on. Is it is a car coming now? They're. To do the rope running for his life but. He's trying to pull the other way but. Good lot out that was not awarded. Man Have you ever that bad in your life? Don't think. I'm surprised how strong the roof is on these houses us. Great. Any comments and anecdotes? Love it. Love. It. This was funny I love this either maybe you can relate we just got a cova test the other day. and. So my heart goes out to this lady. They really got her good because when I do the Cova test here, all they do a swab, the inside of my nose a little bit. It's not that crazy. They want a little dip this time for me. Really, but it's so fast. It's fine. The UCLA here they really stay in there and they go deep as Hell. No. So watch this and the ladies already. In the mode. All the way back did. The other side. Panic. Hell. No. Yeah this is some serious. GonNa. Go ahead and get it never happened to us. Watch are so brutal. That's nothing like it. We've already had it done like how many times five it was never like this. The first time we did it was really comfortable. They went really deep back, but I never had the throw and the nostrils. Cool. Not. Cool I. WanNa. Make people think that's what it's like. It's not dude we did it like two days ago or yesterday I don't remember they literally just did this and my nose Wab. was that gross slowly unnecessary. Any updates on James? Donald Trump or somebody tweet out his merch did I MISS I love it. possibly. There's really no one bigger than Kim Kardashian. Kinda trying to think of somebody. Maybe, you will. It will not on system urge good point. That's an endorsement I can get behind. You know last week we watch the kids shit in the middle of a mall someone stepping it and I thought that was incredible. I thought I'd never see. A video like this again. Could you guys farting leaning over? They probably fardon. Leaned over a lot when just now It wasn't allowed but you could smell it now if you. Having some gnarly gas for all like you could tell them about it. Yeah. It's awful I'm considering when it happens I'm considering getting up and Walking Different Room I. Don I don't always have this gas right but every once in a while. Why is that? I have no idea. Every once in a while just come so strong. It's really bad like I have no problem with regular levels, but this is like. The problem is I start to feel bad because I know it's so bad. I mean. I can handle it I kind of like when it's like worse than ever because it's interesting. But I totally understand why you wouldn't want to smell that I mean I wouldn't want to smell anyone else's far that Dank. Sagan, do you like the smell ear on? Fart yeah for sure. Why wouldn't say like it but it's like. It's okay. You know. Interest, it's not offensive at all You ever smell euros sneeze. Have never and but I smell yours it's very bizarre to me. You could smell my year there's a smell and I've never ended up before because I have like a miss, sneezes I think they're like really explosive. So Weird. I. I do wonder if. People. I don't know if I had like super smelling or just huge sneezes I'll tell you exactly what it is because I have the same problem. Damn can you hear me? Yeah. Go ahead. it's something called tonsil stones. With those are either like pus pockets of bacteria in the back of your throat. And then so that causes the cup come up produce smell. To never heard of that now and even know sneezes head smells. Hold on Zach why you gotTa accuse me of having pus pockets in my mouth none of it's it's a common thing. Like I get him says year. Stu your sneezes smell occasionally. Fascinating. Do you like the smell of your own farts does everybody like this? You try to members Oh that's what you take, right? Yeah. Take up and taking on a show every day forever. Dan Do you like the smell arts. All right there. Tolerable. Pro. I just had the spot of smelling your farts. Dealer. Well, let me ask you. Do you smell your farts? Well. What do you mean? I'm not saying you buttercup you're. Like if you're sindbad bed and you far and it's a dank. Nasty far you're not GONNA get up. No no never you know I knew a guy called and this was the most bizarre thing. I've ever heard. He hated the smell of his own farts so much he would get if he was by himself, you get up and go far somewhere else and combat, and that's I think. What I was so shocked by that. But you say you the smell or you just to shy on lake it it's I. Just don't. It's not really a problem. I guess when into your own smell for some reason de that's how I feel. Like it, but it doesn't gross me out the way somebody. Yeah. I don't like it right right. You guys ever call someone cuffing smell like cuffing the smell and bring into their face. People do that in public? Yeah. They legally. And then smell smell their own brand. I used to do that. I least afford under my covers and smell it. It's great man. Hot Boxing. But it's been a while to be don't you Chacha said I love the smell of my period blood. I've heard that before I hate it i. that's kind of it so much. I've heard women saying that I think we had a discussion on the PUCK s about it. We've talked about the smell, but you describe it as comedy. Right loving their own. Specifically, women who smell their own period blood or like used. Menstrual. Pad. Zach. Off What do you mean? You're into it what does that mean? You gotta get your wings stop with the wings? I know you're joking but do you like the smell of period blood? No. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, we're talking about this kid who took a dump in a grocery store and somebody he jiggled out of his leg and so he stepped in it and I was like this is incredible and sure enough another one surfaced where did this one come from discord? Did you guys find this. I think maybe somebody posted in the discord. Ways. Yes. Yeah. So credit to that discord and thank you to all the members. The discords popping fucking discord is awesome. Then some really good content from there. I gotta say. So I was like dude. This is the same thing except it's a grown woman currently. In a mall, it always happens in a mall for some reason, takes a dump in the floor and somebody immediately steps. It's This, Lady. Dude, it's probably just take a dump. noted. Oh There she just laid one barbara. God. Let it. Slip. Feces Bro. Sting does that mean she wasn't wearing underwear? How did she just always that? Kind of quiet student. Or did she. Go. Down her leg to. She must not be wearing any underwear. Yeah. But the thing is you know you have a leaky anus or whatever. You should be wearing a diaper or you just don't wear I under where. Exactly. She went the other way. Not. I just dump wherever I go dog. Jealous. Of Dogs they can just shit NPR and anywhere they want. including like a brand new couch and all of our carpets. Stuff. Yeah, we got this big beautiful and listening. To or leaking. Afraid. Of never really poops or shits pees on furniture. But we got this big beautiful new leather couch. Very expensive. And afraid of cooks a huge diarrhea on like a big steamy diarrhea. And it was there for a while too because it was kind of semi dried anyway stained that motherfucker there's there's just got a huge tyree stain on it. But I was I'm not mad at him. He's a sweet boy I was just I was just found kind of. Just a little. Funny like he's never shit or pissed on furniture. then. He takes a not only. A Normal Shit said the college was like brand new like we I think we only had it for a week and nobody's gone on it since. Like, a common occurrence you know. And it was if it was a normal shit, I feel like I could have picked it up and recovered, but it was a steaming diarrhea. Could've flipped like a pancake. With, a SPATULA. He if I die early promise me. You better promise me right now ill. You'll give me the send-off fighters IRV. Alpine's. Why No? Are you serious that's the that's I deserve as your husband. So it's a woman open. It's an open casket actually too, and she is talking on the on the casket. And it's open to everyone is down with this. Hell. Yeah. Dude. Good time I mean why shouldn't a funeral be a good time? You know I don't know. Kind of always thought about. Maybe, not that much. She's like Yeah I've been waiting for you to go. She looks kind of sad. Is She crying as? Well. Yeah. That would make sense given the context. But why did they Saran wrap it to? It's kind of funny like they. It's covered in. Saran wrap. To protect it from Jack from. being delivered. So maybe it's part of the delivery. protection. Do you like don't whatever you do. Don't scuff up this coffin that we're going to bear. Yeah. Expensive, though I, understand. Coffins are real expensive man say thing to die. Not fucked up. It's like I'm dead and now I gonNA cost a Shitload of money to get rid of my dumb ass body. I don't think we'd do conference in Israel's. Back When Dad? The headstone. Shave. Dude. What if I don't just get rid of me just dump my yeah. It is really expensive to buy land in the. Cemetery. And it's like well, they even Kareem Eight Yoon Israel. Because it's super taboo to not get buried in Judaism. There's not that much land. How do they even make that much land to bury so expensive. So what do you do if you can't afford it I? Think they started doing like multi-layer like car car garage. Like, a building. You're on flow one. That's crazy. I wonder, which is the best store to be on. When the MESSIAH COMES BACK Closer to God. So. Okay. I'm going to give you guys a straight up warning here. This is on the level you make. Remember we watch that video of the Dude puking at the ballgame. Now I love this I love that video. But I know some people said is too for me. I can't do it. Okay. So I'm just going to warn you right now. I. Think it's hilarious video and I want you guys to stay and watch it but I just want to give you the fair warning that this is disgusting. Okay But it's awesome. So I really think you should try to stick around and watch that. You know. By the way. where, where every this is I'm not. There in like an empty lot trailer homes. And they're on some heavy machinery. I'm not I'm not down wherever this is. It's not safe. I. Don't touch. What is this? What is? Which one do you think is gonNa Appeal Why is it so close to just a neighborhood vibes do they're in a empty lot? For what the fuck? This is not the place to get on a carnival ride. You guys vote. Who Do you think's GonNa Puke the girl or the guy one for the guy for the girl. In the chat yeah, and the chat. So when you first opened the video, my vote was the guy. Yeah I also think the guy I mean, that was my initial thought is well. He looks like super. Stress. Think This is a second date apparently to. Hockey. Tyler. What did you got so much second date at a theme park is that confirmed or what I think that was the title. Sure. Seems like there's a healthy mix of one. Yeah, I see. I see mostly one see a lawsuit of twos. One three. See to me I thought. For sure. Fuck this ride by the way. Like literally drive into the middle of nowhere and get off. Janki asked rusty noisy ride. And also why stay Shrek logo? Right here in orange. Oh, the Shrek logo. Okay. So here we go. Now now here's a couple things to notice I assume a play by play. Sell Homey just as she keeps puking a lot and a lot and a lot and he just I. If it happened to me I think I would look away to try yes or something but he he's like just keeps watching silently like he's getting off on almost. That looks like she ate a lot at the carnival that De. Going right on her? He goes. Are you? Okay? So. Here's my favorite part right now like you like, wow this how could this day get worse? Yes did ride is just starting. This is one the right gets really crazy. This is awesome. She's covered. Toe and Puke and the right going off and guess what? She Ain't. Even close and says watching. Don't watch. I've always wondered what happens when you puke upside down or something he's at kill it. That's the worst idea. Go on from here like grew. How do you? Clean that yeah. Not really sucks. Oh boy. Do you make clean it. Nearly. Eric just walks. You don't think she's GonNa go get popcorn hotdog. Are. Going another ride. Home? Do you think she's ever GonNa talk again if this is a date. He's smelling your PUPA. Nine Snyder few. Let's go back. looker. -NIFICANT AGAIN I. Saw that you saw the Smith, he's. She's examining the contents of appeal. There's Puke on our talking. and. That's the Best I've ever. In my humble opinion that is the premier Puke video on Youtube today. Okay Should we watch again? Oh. Really. You don't want to. Feeling it. Man. So let's go to call going. Who else do we have do want to getting the harambee girl back on track. Yes she's in the Collins. I work on. There's no guarantee that let's try gap and again, let's try it again. Oakridge. Ram Bay Harambee tell me when she's in. She's in right now. Okay. Can you hear me? Low. Hello Hello. She can't. Let me see. Let me some so. You. And Dan. Zach, talked to her. SAY IT so bad it's so good. Team h three all the way. From talking to myself. How can you talk to her and see I really WanNa talk there it sounded fine on my end. I tested the discord. If I. Even when logged into computer everything seems fine I don't know. You WanNa come tinker around a little bit I got anyway care either you entertain the people I'm going to go manny. We got we got to find out about own. Let's see. All right. Questions let's see. Yeah I think we had donations. that. A little bit of detail about the funeral to work. The deceased was a cream and the girl working and the others are his criminal France. Really. What else we got here fennel the show honestly thought you would never show your faces again. It's true. It's true. Be Super Interesting to do everyone's top five movies in the crew and discussions Pretty. juicy I feel like. Opinions here. A lot of that might be a good idea. Yeah, I like it. route. Trying to raid but having trouble. Let's move into fast. Yeah. Donating too much fresh campaign I'm so excited. Thank you so much. When will you join the discord? I I want to I don't know why I'm afraid of discord. I have like I can't explain why my this Gordon of course. Well. There's so many stories of people. Canceled because of discord conversations or whatever, and I think it. And have like a negative I'm seeing this lineup of this. Gordon reminded don't even know why I think we just had a glitch. I literally just closed discordant reopened it and I can see the audience coming through here. It was a list. All right. Listen low. Are you there? Eliza, can you hear me? Hello, can you hear us? If, I can hear your. We. Okay. Elissa I understand your name age three. That's fantastic to hear. so as I understand it. You were there on the fateful day that Harambee left this dear planet earth is that correct? Crazy summer day. I. Remember like he was two thousand sixteen and what was your job at the zoo? What what city do this take place in? So it's in Cincinnati Ohio, I was a university student and I was part of the fun department is what they called it. So basically helped ran run the train. The carousel also work the parking lots the ticket booth gaining people in and various other things like that. and. Ticket office and that's where we keep all the radios in. So just like suddenly went insane that the with all the news and every. So. When did you first learn about what happened to Harambee? While I was in the ticket office where all the security Steffi's the radios and you just heard people screaming call nine, one, one, call nine, one. Is actually one of CO workers who was walking by and saw the incident happened in. So they rushed all the people into like the reptile house and various different areas secluded areas, get the fire department and stuff, and the funniest part was we had the zoo shut down everything was. Totally turned off the fire department was there everything and people were still coming to the window? How much is for three? Mike I'm. Close right now they're like, well, how much longer? What's how long's IT GONNA take now Zach. So they literally waited little bench outside my window for me to open back a did you explain? Did you explain what happened to them like a baby fell on the grill occasion killed the fucking gorilla. Nasscom we were generally keep it calm obviously, and everything was so chaos. So we don't have like talking points in the first seconds you know. But the best part is they. Later, I was working scanning really at once you come to your skin in your past and stuff. Excuse me. A. Little Gerd. And put. So skinny people in in this little boy was like what happened to the gorilla and among. All we do offer free Wifi can find the code over there. Your mom can look Arkansas you all about it once. and. Looked at his mom and he was like, what happened to the real among me and she said the shot him the fucking hood why? WHAT IS WRONG WITH BELLY? Did anyone. Barely, walk I couldn't believe it. I was like Oh my God and people were trying to sneak in a little pocket in their t shirt now and they had their phone camera gender, recorder responses and stuff. It was insane. Did anyone ask for a refund? Oh. Yes. That was an expert we head. On because, we were stuck in the reptile house for thirty minutes. We had this traumatic experience happened which I understand if you saw McCabe. There's no way you could see or hear anything if you're in a certain point, but we did do refunds and stuff, but also you still work at Disneyworld in Florida. So this is like nothing I've seen way too much. Yeah. Yeah. That's a that's a lot of experience between those two jobs although I'm sure nothing could have prepared you for that day. What was the? What was the vibe like after Harambee had had? Had, been released from his mortal shackles. was there was was the atmosphere there? The employs did they miss her ambi- did you feel? Like, they offered free therapy sessions, workers needed their. Extremely. like extreme. You know Than what happened? What was I? GonNa say. What what happened with when it started getting maimed on? How did the zoot handle that? Actually getting trained like the next day to work in membership. And that's where we have a phone and you can call ask about our membership in you have no idea how many calls guy people were slapping slapping. Slapping their digs on the phone leaving voicemails outflow around. Why is the slapping? Dick's out for Harambee. ooh. Liz on like stalking our parking lot and they think they stayed in our parking lot. Like two weeks or something. So we charged them because ten dollars a day to park. And it was it was crazy people always cussing instead of outside of the gorilla exhibit we have a little statue gorilla and people thought that we put that they're around. So there was like thousands of flowers there has. Never like the Cincinnati. Zoo in the United States so it's like super. But. What a tragedy And how and what are you up to these days that was awhile ago now, what what are we up to now? Yeah. So I was travelling. Earlier this year to Argentina for a few months because I work online so I just go around and I got my was march twenty nine to go back to Florida because now I live in Orlando and Nope I've been stuck in Argentina ever since. And we're we're at the one, hundred, eighty, two of strict quarantine. There's nothing to do they have they've been opening up some parks but. It's just this is the city so. still no trains no nothing. The stores open but you only have one personnel timely from each family member and things like that. While you're safer there than in Florida I'll tell you that. But I've heard. Well did say. I worked at when I was at Disneyworld, they worked with the stroller. So we dealt with a lot of ECB's are the electric scooters as you love the. Caspi asks yes. There the craziest blind loved the videos you show me. Truth to to the people on the mobility scooters are wild l.. And Disney Mobility Scooter let me have this. Do you suspect that? What percent of the people on Mobility Scooters Really Need Them Anderson S. I really do. For new. Year's Eve. Because I I did that part in Epcot. And for New Year's Eve caught is huge and stuff because that you can travel around the world and drink on you've been senior but. They had to get. Early in the first, like ten minutes of opening all of our scooters are gone I don't know how many have like one hundred or something they're all gone and it's really sad because then the line is outside of even entrance to scan your pass for more CV's wheelchairs and stuff, but we run out. So we have to start a list and my boss was like, okay. Let's I. Think you can handle like fighting people. So I, want you out there and telling them we don't have any and there was so many people like where's your list down to speak to your manager? My father doesn't have a lay. Manager. He's worse. Nelson Karen by your true warrior of the three-nation and we we appreciate that. Thank you so much. The. Chat Love Your Voice apparently so Your Voice never heard more. People in the Chat Love Your Voice have you heard that before? People tell me. Is. That something you've worked on or is it just your natural a? A Tannin. Now. I think my natural whatever you know where you just send. 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