17 Burst results for "Tom Christina"
"tom christina" Discussed on H3 Podcast
"And I don't. Here. In. Flopping so loud. I can't even hear you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you God. Bless you God bless. Thank you for all you doing service with the world and the super trouper nation we. Set Out to my little sister who's a marine I don't get to see her anymore, but we watched the show and again showed I her megan. Rebecca background. Thank you God. Bless you say stay right. Be Good. Ut. Hazak. That, her voice do anything for you. Kinda Yeah Paulie. I didn't WanNA bring it up when I was setting up I'm like you know. I wonder if you should just do phone sex work like it doesn't matter what she looks like at all it's like she's got the voice she'll make Does it have to go to sex? Is there any outer like thing that? Was Right. Now she's just trying to. You've got harambee. Karen's looking for scooters I mean get on the phone and do some phone sex probably make good mind. What about like a radio broadcaster? Bro. Broadcast. You know what I mean. High I've got I've got a nice voice to broadcast. Nah probably goes a little phone sex bro. And I don't know what she looks like. But like oh I guess team doing posted something from Whitney's house she did like A. Sort of an open Mike thing at our house. Not really opened my kids her friends Comedians who? They all tested and It was outside in our backyard. And I guess they saw me on his something. Or Video. Someone here houses stand up and he was so funny and. He was like it was really funny. Probably my favorite Ed. I loved it. It was like. He's coming on our show and I'll give you the date right now that was the first time I went out of the house to do something and it felt very weird. We're recording with him on October fifteenth so it'll be out the following, Monday the one, thousand, nine, hundred. Do we have a great crazy lineup coming up? Yeah A lot. Of. COMEDIANS. Whilst we're dropping episode with Stevo next. Monday which was great by the way I'm super crazy if he guys to watch that seals. Next week we're recording with Andrew Santino and then the week after that Tom Christina coming back and after that Whitney coming. In. Dylan. Is the weekend that I'm working on burt for the week after that. So, Bert after that. So we got a got that. So we have one final segment to go over. Actually a lot less, but we have a lot left and we're at an hour because my family's come over at three for this fucking dinner with Tricia? And I don't want to wrap it up. We got more shit to do here guys. You know or you tell me what you WanNa Watch you WANNA watch this. Do she tick talker. WHO GOES IN? Home. Depot. Huge Mass. Or. Do you WanNa what well? Do you WANNA watch this flash mob, not wearing a mask. Douches hate these.
"tom christina" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Garth Brooks. Who of art? Shit so I had to give birth to my way, baby. On My. Oh. Really, need A. Street shopping for one. Wow well. That was really amazing. That was amazing north. Take those really good. Really Good Katie Brianna. So far it's. Funny. I Christine Tom this is Chris. A moving from Seattle Washington to Los. Angeles California. Quit my salary job during mobile pandemic and took a conditional job. spoken working really hard in your life to get where you are today, and that's what I'll be doing, but unfortunately with my car completely full of my items. There's no mattress on top. And I don't have a bad i. have a sleeping pat. So that's off. A mattress would do me very well. Your Youtube has kept me smiling through some tough times in my life this last year. whoever gets this mattress full deserve it. Appreciate everything you guys do I'll be keeping it high tightened following Proto and feathering in La guys. Have a great one. That's good. CONGRATS on your move. Yes, and good luck. Good luck in La. Here is. Hey. Tom Christina sorry for the mess, but in the middle of work right now, so this is why I think I. Deserve a stop a mattress. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Sorry about that about have some stains on my old mattress.
"tom christina" Discussed on The Fighter And The Kid
"Everything's very neat. You're not even making traumas anymore. It's like dramas are not really what they used to be. You just don't do it in this guy bar gots. He's going to do our special. He's great. I mean he's doing it was like yeah. He's great. He's a he's a national committee. Monster monster probably best special on net flicks <hes> monster. You'll be on but <hes> for your was going. Oh christina. You know tom's christina yeah. We were basically neighbors that i saw whole foods. I demon recognize all she had some cool. <hes> tyler pants on something like the lead wear that caught my attention but her kid man. They have a one and a half year old. It looks looks identical to tom if a girl but this this this this is so fucking cute. That's what i didn't. I didn't realize christina for a second. I was waiting to did get some meat at the counter and i see this kid combining both head up rooms. Mom is a good guy. The gerber baby kids cute as fuck fuck. Christina goes like oh shit like helix dakhil term. She was a shame. She's so funny. <hes> she's grey a dude. I they don't pose picture their kid. I don't think but god damn. This kid is cute. Man yeah a little gerber baby a little gerber baby god it was acute reminded me of something and i was a little post pictures of other kid a dozen kids up top. I'm not sure our <hes> that's alley wong's let within the pool with those crazy hats on fantastic. Yes super cute though yeah i kid i mean i'd even realize christina. The kid is so goddamn cute blinding cute some american butter on netflix my next special component which absolutely crush because we we always over like oh my fan fan base why people watch you gotta hit the masses. The masses are funny titles. That's fucking at me. All the fans all all of us here. All the fans are saying like please do that title much. Push the cart american. It was the best idea yeah been doing on the road. Now as i create exclusive merch just for that city so like natural i did <hes> the cover of <hes> my boys zach did the we did the cover of <hes> like a johnny jack daniels bottle but put i. I saw that so we did shirts. It's an had so that right away. I was coughing that we'll be specific. City merch only now so like for portland. We're doing voodoo donuts like the logo boot so just certain city instead of just all general what we've been doing. It's been great. I need a good. They got you off the road for a while so we can figure it out. Okay perfect. That's beautiful. What a great idea. It's just sells because i thought to that yep. Wow damn got like that like the business school <hes> fucking crazy about this business. I love doing my t._v. Show it's amazing but but it is a it used to be when you had an a._b._c. t._v. Show that was it you were done. It's all good but stand up and podcasting. Casting is the new blood so to take a break from that is is is actually a plus you own all this be yeah. It's actually tough. You know. It's tough financial. There's yeah there's things yeah no. It's interesting though yeah yeah it is. I i met whitney for coffee. We're talking about comedy and everything like that and and because i <hes> too much into fuck me i we're talking about like agents imagine stuff like that and <hes> i was trying to figure something out. I'll talk you later about outta strengthening out and she goes well. What do you want. I can't remember. I don't think anyone's ever asked how important question the most broadcasted but but no there f._b._i. Went and then you expect them to know.
"tom christina" Discussed on Dr. Drew After Dark
"Laugh out loud. Yes. And it's not funny with the animals or the kids are doing at all. No. But it's so true in so recognizable. And so similar the most help it one of the most popular videos of on in YouTube history. Is that yet of a monkey putting his fingers but smelling it falling over funny. The other. There. There's a there's a video of small baby biting the finger of his brother and the and the kid crying out in pain. And that's Larry's the Charlie bit me that that one. That's funny. The the two I think of the the marshmallow experiment where the kids cans can't wait need them afterwards. Lie about. Yeah. That or the cappuccino monkeys they trained it to do something. And they give it a cucumber. They put them in the next cage. And they give it a grape. And the coupon. Braggers starts throwing the cucumber back at the experimenter. That's funny. Yeah. Very human. Yeah. Weirdly inexplicable. Let's go to some. Let's see I think we should go to clips. Okay. Let's go to what's being called temperature debate. You said you had something to say on this at Tom Christina on their temperature debate. Here we go. Now, I will say, you know, you're pretty mentally ill. When it comes to to warmth. Yeah. I do like the thermostat to be seventy six or above in the room. I mean, it's you know, feels that feels good. That's why people divorce. Well, do you realize that for like a comfortable room temperature? The majority of people don't feel like seventy seventy is perfect is nice. No. I think you have a lot of problems. I think you should get a physical. I think I do have some kind of low. What is that low testosterone? Yeah. Well, a lot of things jump out of me at that. First of all, I of all Christina has aids. Is that and worried about hypothyroid share? She's thyroid checked very common after pregnancy for this kind of thing to emerge. So that's possible. Although I see the big bazaar headphones that we're wearing they no longer wear anymore. So this must have been a while ago. Right. Or they return to the huge Airmont believe this was episode four eighty five not that long ago. No. Yeah. That was going back and forth. I think she's back to the to the in ear monitors. Okay. And what was interesting to most more than anything though is than when Tom mentioned, divorced. I saw real horror in her face. Did you see that again waiver? Brad, Steven you back toward Tom will say, you know, you're pretty mentally ill. When it comes to. She goes. The thermostat to be seventy six or above in the room. I mean, it's you know, feels that feels good. That's why people divorce. Well. Which is sweet we which is we. But at the same time. Are you kidding tracking devices on Tom what are you talking about love there? But the, but she thing is is that's one thing that like people always do the whatever advice about getting married and all that. No, no one ever tells you the differences between men and women I've never didn't say the fact that I don't believe a woman has ever said, no,.
"tom christina" Discussed on Dr. Drew After Dark
"And the Lumine sit up on this interrail is pumpkin carriage and whip him while she well, he's doing his thing. You know, it just it takes all types. And I don't I cannot judge Hardwick and judge well in that case again, it's like they're they're all do. Doing the same stuff. I don't I still don't. I mean. Listen, I am not judging. I'm not saying, it's bad. I'm just saying. Thing that that if you are the CEO of a company and in your free time, you pull Cinderella's carriage. I'd look into it woodland cognitive behavioral therapy. I would if it were me, and I had those proclivities questions about it questions. How does all like to long's hurt? Anybody? I don't. We do not we do not sit in judgement. We're just saying when you're a cool guy, you might want to look into it just just just saying just just in case or let's move on to progressive outlook from from both of you. This is this is a very well. My my thing, I don't judge people. I just react to them. And then I try to understand them. That's all she did not induce any. Shame in me because she didn't tell us what really is going on here. I don't really wanna know. So this is now this is Tom Christina's pet peeves right now we have a couple of talking points lined up from episode four eighty five from your mom sells. All right. And these are people that Tom and Christina thinks should be put. Oh, I didn't know they went so far they have very Lucas data. We discover was a psychopath. Right. We did discover that during my interview with her she doesn't understand feelings. Really? She doesn't understand feelings. And that is the get the clip it's it's the clip available. She would you know that would sort of make her she. See people crying and movies. I don't understand why they have emotions those are funny, except it isn't go ahead. Let's see what she she may really want to kill somebody. That's what I'm saying. It'd be very careful here. And also I fuck in hate when you're sitting on the airplane, and then the guy next to you has shaky leg grab someone's shut up. I've dreamt of doing that grub someone's like, I've dreamt and stranger. Yeah. It was it was the seat behind me. He was doing his tap tap tap. And he then he started to pick it up. He was clearly run through song and his head, and I just reached around in grad. God. What did he did? He goes. I'm sorry. Oh my God. So that's the first scenario who's the psycho. And that's it. You might have peeve. Guys at assault of the people in the seats behind them. Oh peppy. I don't I mean like Thomson or grabbing somebody's legs lucky. Didn't get arrested wouldn't bother me if someone was Shane leg. But if they were banging the seat, and that would drive me crazy. I did that wants to somebody, and I feel guilty this year there was twenty years ago, and I still feel guilty about it. Do you need to talk? I always on. I was on a flight to England and a crappy crepe seat, and I put my knees up on the guy in front of me. And I didn't realize it was pushing through. I was having a good time like trying to get my back straight and pushing these for the flight was nine hours seven hours. I was doing that. And finally, he was like spoke up. I'm like, oh my God. I feel so the fuck might doing what you do. Listen, listen. So what's up with Christina? Somebody's not allowed to be anxious might my legs are moving right now anxious caffeine, my legs move. I like that. Because that's the caffeine curious about your about the caffeine. Because I I can't really I mean, I can't put anything in my body because I'm so hypersensitive to anything. That I can only have just a smidge of caffeine in the morning, but around the year two thousand one two thousand two I was having a horrible panic attacks..
"tom christina" Discussed on Dr. Drew After Dark
"Barters March twentieth. Two thousand fourteen so she's trying to switch out some juice K. So she's going to get more aggressive here. No kidding. I'm sorry. We can't help there's no refunds. Juice. Give me give me reduce. Expiring. Call the company and complained to them, but we're not replacing. Good company. This is Tom already. Delighted he always delights in her in her misery. Back to my co company. Mother company company. She's at her. Juice. Give me let's call the cops. This week. She feels really betrayed you. Yes, normal. No. Men. Hate fat pig fat fat. She's such a fatty wearing a supportive bra. Very disturbing. Yeah. So I mean, Doug, what do you think about that, psychologically? I think that's more psychiatric psychological sushi is like not that's called agitation these agitated, and of course, the more sorta unhappy, I am and sort of died. I feel for some of these videos, the more, Tom Christina, experienced, delight. They I just hope they don't ever like are witnessing this kind of thing in real life because they're just sat there and laugh at people is it, I don't I don't they're not my friends. I don't know these people give me one more video. What else you got? Up next. We have a little discussion going on back and forth between Tom and Christina. Tom has one side of the argument, Christina has the other side of wanna see what you and Stevo might who who you guys might side. Hey, by the way, do they mind me taking that dog head and wearing it? Oh, they loved it. Cannot wait for that. Go ahead. He know last night. I getting ready we're winding down for evening, and then you disappeared into the bathroom. And I was like are you going to make Brown now? And you're like, no, no, I'm just gonna go read. And then of course, I put it together that you were Browning because I heard the sounds, and I I started smell the smells through the door. Oh, you didn't. And then it was so interesting because you came out and you were like, all right. Are we gonna make marital loves now? Like, and that's fine. I'm just saying it was interesting because there was no lag time. There was no respect refractory period. Stop this. There's a lot packed into that. There's a lot of their first of all Stephen as a man. Merely because you've evacuated your rectum that's nothing to do with sex or not sex. Right. I mean, you'd be you'd be conscientious and evacuate the ah. Okay. Will they get into what's called anal verge? And then it goes through so evacuated your materials, and and then it's time for sexy time is there is there have to be like a transition period. Right. Other than being careful and respectful to your partner. Right. You don't wanna expose her anything unnecessary thinking all the while. How your girlfriend is turned on by all of your factory stimulants? Your fiancee is activated by all of your sense. Would there need to be any sort of transition going from Brown to sexy? We. Mix them together. There's no there's no like that. I personally after a good poop sometimes in the no matter how much wiping I'll wanna just take a shower. It's to give a little rent. Okay. So so at a respect your partner. Sure. Okay. Right. So it's really just about being clean. Right. Just about being cleaned lingering smells. We fortunately have two floors to our house. So we intend to hide out the ducks apart visiting my my..
"tom christina" Discussed on KTTH 770AM
"Sets one DOE quando quando is much more famous than. After the. Was I right about that. Now, you'll never forget you were dancing. I think he and Tom Jones had the same manager. And I don't think Tom Jones. His name is Tom Jones is it. He changed the moist. This was this brilliant manager. Who was just it was all about the names of these clients? No longer, Tom shillue, your Tom. Say. Thomas John Woodward. So we changed his name to Tom Jones who is a British figure Tom Jones famous book. Right. It's is that swift. He's welsh. Okay. And then this other guy Engelbert Humperdinck will look up his name, but he had a boring. Name dorsey. What's his name Arnold George door? Sarno George Dorsey that name, I'm Jones are Ingle, Bert Humperdinck. That's Engelbert, Humperdinck changed. He gave Tom Jones a more normal name a generic sounding name. But it was also a historical figure, and then he gave in Gilbert Humperdinck name. And the thing is that bottom line is when he changed his name to Engelbert Humperdinck the guy's career took off. And he became a big also would take off his shirt. Yeah. He was even to the point. And this is I only know this was not a show. But I heard that he was doing like Vegas, and there were like seventy year old woman in the audience throwing their underwear and Tom Jones as well. Tom jones. Well, was all part of the way. I heard Tom Jones recently still really good. I mean like holy for. I forget what it was. But it's like. You still got chided? Even know Tom Jones was still with us. I didn't even know. It's unbelievable. Don't say that. No, dubbing, Tom, Tom, Christina doesn't know any of these people were talking. Jones. Yeah. So we these are stories we're going to come when we get back. I'm going to let you guys choose. Okay. Ooh. Goldman sachs. Goldman.
"tom christina" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"Lord. Awesome. Awesome. I'm doing a podcast. I'll call you back. Okay. All right. Bye. Love you love you. So two thousand eleven Tom Christina come over to my house that Monday, right? So I I do Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday. That's what's three to the seven shows. Right. I go into radio and people are calling Dave and Jimmy and they're like, oh this the machine, and Dave and Jimmy are like what's the machine to story? I told on Rogan. Yeah. And they're like what is it? So I tell it there. And then I go to the show that night on Thursday and it sold out but not sold out. But it's it's half papered. Right. It's sold. There are a lot of soul tastes. But it's papered. Right. But my bonus was papered or sold. It didn't matter if it if it was sold out. So I go up Thursday, and I start doing my act it Zan and the guy goes the machine gnarly on the machine, and I go guys I'm not going to tell it and this kid in the front row goes, hey, man, like loud enough, the whole room for your for the whole room to here. He goes. Hey, man, we understand that it won't be good yet. But in order for it to get good, Bert. You gotta tell it. Scott census, -til, it's like your own mind speaking. Yeah. And he goes and the guys in the back the guys in the back, like don't worry. We're here for you, man. Just gotta tell. You know, Rogan said, you gotta tell it. And trust me. It's okay. If it's bad so often, it's right there. So I tell it, and it didn't do well, but they clapped and then I got done and then I call in the next show. Same thing. They're yelling the machine them shea guys. I'm not in another guy goes come on, man. Rogue is you gotta tell it. You gotta tell it. And so like FOX why tell it again. And then I go back and saves troops. Like, it's a great story. I go. Yeah. He goes. So you're going to tell that every show, and I go no in the third show Saturday that week. I didn't tell it. Right. And Dave comes back, and he goes, hey, man. I got some guys in the in the bar there little upset they drove all the way from dot dot dot. And you didn't tell the machine story there waiting for you out there. They want to hear the machine story. What's? So I go out to the bar. This is like the first week telling the barn. I tell it to these guys, and they go any minute story right at the time at the time is probably a fifteen seventeen minutes story. So I go to these guys and they go. Hey, man, Joe. Said you have to tell them, and you gotta tell it, Bert. If you want to be a better comic, you gotta tell it don't worry about killing. But like you got better comics challenge. It's mantra right there, legit comedy fans. Right. So then I was like fucking I'm telling every show. So I told it every show I sold out all seven shows competence old. And I and Dave strips like you get I really big bonuses that yeah. And he's like you get a thousand dollars per bonus for sold out, really. And he goes, I didn't tell me why he goes joining cash or a check taking cash, so he gave me seven thousand dollars cash, Tom and Christina came over. And I was making it rain on my daughter. But yeah, that that that how many years into comedy was that how long were you doing stand up professionally or just I'm trying to think so two thousand eleven to two thousand nineteen right now that was eight years ago years ago eight years ago, I was thirty seven. Wow, thirty seven thirty eight. So you were doing comedy for while. And you just it. I was I started comedy in in when I was twenty six. Yeah. Twenty years ago twenty years ago, so ninety nine see that's what I'm saying. Like, and that's why like it's like a comedians like, so there's when I see comedian who's very young age wise. It's like he he or she may maybe maybe not. But there's just on alternately going to get better. Like anybody who I sit and laugh laugh laugh part they've been to some shit, man. Like, I'm thirty four have been doing comedy eight nine years yet. And I feel honored for things that I've been able to get but I feel like I'm nowhere near where I need to be keep work at thirty four headlining. Headlining? I had two kids. And I remember someone saying to me you're the youngest headliner in the chain the franchise. Wow. And I went yeah. And I looked at the lineups. And I was like, yeah. It was me. Steve berm was like thirty four. But like we were the youngest sa- girl was a headlining Eddie was still like featuring he was in his by twenty eight at the time. But that was maybe twenty six, but yeah that thirty four was. A good fucking time. Yeah. I I feel like you know, like, I I have an hour an hour special coming out comedy central size, thirty eight waist Friday January eighteenth, and I'm proud of it. I'm certainly proud of it. But I just feel like, you know, and it's and it's and it's the last ten year nine ten years of my work. So it's great. But I feel like ten years from now I'll look back at this special. I'm hoping it'd be like, oh, wow. Member when I used to do that shit, you know that special rights comfortably dumb if I went through and told you those jokes. I I'm not in barest, but I go that was me trying to write for what was selling at the time. There's a book by called the art of war or
"tom christina" Discussed on News 96.5 WDBO
"Ninety six point five WDBO. Thanks so much for listening to me, a great our gonna be joined by Geraldo Rivera shortly at Tom Kirstein. You gotta love his piece appropriate for every say his book is so appropriate for every single paradise doubt there or person out there with an iphone Android who has a personal device or an ipad because he talks about getting disconnected. And how this been a pot and the plan by Silicon Valley to addict us to all these things from Facebook to Google on down and their kids are not allowed to use as much as our kids are and I've been talking to my nonstop, Tom, Christina licensed psychotherapists talks about how suicides are going up bullying. He's going through the roof. Kids are getting distracted. They're losing their. They're losing their interpersonal skills, and it's going to hurt him in the next phase of their wives. All because there's this whole device thing has gone from a great thing to move us forward to an addictive device that changes our personalities. So we'll talk about that today. And also part two of my interview with President Bush forty one two thousand three book the games do count. I was able to interview people. Including our next guest. Geraldo Rivera about what they didn't sports that shaped them the rest of their lives. Now if they were great Joe Montana. You're not eligible for the book. I want people that went all in to play a sport. They didn't get paid for. But whether they were successful or not it shaped what they became a made them a better person or made them a different person or led to their success down the line. Well, every single interview I did on the phone that it couldn't do in person. I taped I tape this to make it an essay, I knock it down to an essay. But I kept all the tapes. Now, sadly, so many of the people in this book passed away, Robin Williams is in the book passed away. Senator John McCain passed away Gerald Ford passed away. And now, you have George W Bush H W Bush, and I'm going to play that for you. So let's get started with the stories you.
"tom christina" Discussed on H3 Podcast
"I want to say, you know, I readily admit that I've been at times awful host terrible interviewer awful habits as a podcast host. You know, speak on things that I don't know nearly enough about speak with certainty about things that I shouldn't. And I definitely need to do better on these fronts. I need to be better on to do better. And I expect myself when I want to be better. I've been you know, I've heard someone say forget who said it. But they said if you're under a hundred podcasts, then you really have no idea what you're doing. And I really hope that's true. Because we're this is number ninety three. And I know I still have so much to learn improve as a person as a host as entertainer. As a human being, and we only have seven and yet despite all that so many of you have continued to support us and show us love and appreciation and to see the goodness. And the sweetness n me the spite my best efforts to thwart you at times. I think part of me was so I was so. Felt so distance from the fans in a way recently because on one hand there's people that hate me. And so I'm like fuck them. I don't even wanna read the Connor because I'm too fragile. And then the people that love me, I feel like because I hated myself, and they don't love myself that the love that they will show me wasn't genuine that. I couldn't accept it. It was just them being nice or whatever, I don't know. And so. I think that. Yeah. I just I don't know. It couldn't accept any of. It was just too much for me. But I do want to say that from the most sincere and appreciative played for people that have continued to believe me and see something good. Emmy and something here that you like that. It is amazing. And it means so much to me. And I wanted to thank you all for your kind comments on the episode before the Tom Christina episode. I had made a side that nobody seemed to like the podcast when there was a huge outpouring of love and support in the comments telling me that I should keep it up..
"tom christina" Discussed on H3 Podcast
"What else we got here? I got a lot of videos, but I'm so fricken owned my throat is so fucked. I wasn't even sure how you were gonna do. I wasn't sure either. Because I started this. I was like delirious, I was saying Vinnie Ila. She's like, I don't even understand what you are. All right. Well, let's go live. Hope you're comfortable talking today. But it's true. It really happened my throat really hurts. So I probably shouldn't talk that much because. It's not gonna help spending fourteen hours Disney yesterday was not helpful. But we were planning that trip for a year. So I would be God damn if I was going. Let me see I'll save the stuff for next week. But let me see hopefully, maybe we can get Tom and Christina next week. Oh, yeah. Definitely reschedule because I saw some people worry. I hope we can do an because I have so many great video. I wanna watch with them. I've got questions, but a lot of more videos. The period blood. We talked about. Obviously. Congratulations this wiping technique. This guy said this was funny from the by the way questions video suggestions, anything send them to podcast at H three h three production. Come love to hear from you guys. This one comes from Andrew Bentley. He said he learned about the wiping technique, and he tried it out. But unfortunately, on my third try with front wiping ended in such Reggie revert back to back, wiping. All I was trying to utilize the scoop technique my by wrist actually, make with pooh-pooh p water needless to say, it's the much in the trash and shoot method of backward them. How do you get? He says, unfortunately, I have to conclude ethan's wiping method is too dangerous second. Well, what the how deep are hoping like what I I'm not when I say you have to lift your balls. I'm not kidding, dude. Do you have to like lean back though? No, do you. Cut your balls when you wipe for back to front. Little, but you grow. I mean, you have to grab your dick and balls, right? One hand. You can go around in doesn't like. Doc. Well, the way I do. My junk with one hand I stretch it up, and I don't don't get the toilet. That's for sure. I mean. Yeah. Obviously keep your head out of the toilet bowl. Dude. Mean my God. Mechanic, we need to get a life size mannequin and like have like a full on demonstration. Don't need a mannequin. I'll show you right. You bring this up, and you just you scoop right under that you got your leg up right now, though, see this is in objects. He's actually he's got a different technique. You wanna come show? Come in here. You come into cut. You're you're you're being so lamb shows you wipe your ass. Come on get in here wider legs. And then side around you, go directly under wait. What how do you go you? Go you go under the balls. Yes. I read the legs wider and go around goes around the mountain. Like crimp here. Sure. I'm sure come on. I'm genuinely curious. This is the science episode. Shaking his head. No. I'm not blaming on. Well, at least let me understand. Because now I'm intrigued you go from like this no from the front. So you come like from like this. I can't see if I had to guess he like opens his legs more. Oh, you open your wet lake soothing wider super y. Right, right. Right. You don't go under you go around you sit like super. Well, you got homework hold on do shit with your legs. Now white. In. That's a wide stance. I don't go that one. Oh, I understand. So you scoop it your dick and balls to like the left. Because I put them up against my gut. What I'm trying to understand because you're not coming in here showing me. All right. I'm tired of playing pictionary with to the solidarity between the front. Wipers is is cracking your the worst pictionary partner. Switching tobacco after. Well, not a conversion. He's mad at me today. I'm barest. But her boyfriend doesn't even feel as Amari. And so there is a chance, and I think I did lay skewed. He'll shaking her head very supported what the. What else we got? So that's about it. I have a lot of other submissions. But I think I'll save it with the hopeful hopeful that Tom Christina will come next week. So again, a somewhat light episode..
"tom christina" Discussed on Bleeding Green Nation
"It's a you, man. I mean, you make you have a question. You know what? Your defensive coordinator and his ability, or you have to say, okay, if Jim Schwartz just wants to kinda run this very cover, three heavy defense gotta, make sure that he has corners in the outside who can deal with a little bit better. We gotta make sure Ronda MacLeod as healthy. That's kind of what got be on. So it's difficult to think of ways you immediately improve on this team. I think you know, looking at this, this upcoming trade deadline and eagles have clearly been discussed to be very aggressive in you've heard corners discussing. You've heard wide receivers discussed, I think, yes. Safety corner in defensive tackle depending on what TIMMY Jernigan is like in the building half to three spots. Your offense is fine. You know what I mean? I you put up seventeen points on the Panthers. You really should have put up more miscue boy Etampes opportunity here in there. Whatever. But I think the dead, your big question is absolutely defense in that. We gotta be looking at the trade deadline heavily this week. That's gonna be the important thing, man, Ben. Let's hear what the gentle listener has to say about this game. Let's go to three words. So what we do after every game at BGN underscore radio, we asked you for three words to describe the game win or lose, and we picked the best ones to read out. I'm sure there's over two hundred responses at at this point, so we'll try to get to the some of the best ones are just the ones that we see off top that peak our interest than that up. I do that two most liked comments are from at s. x. are see an at Tom, Christina, forty, four are, excuse me. It's drawn at c. e. m. o. green and lawn us and the verses restroom shorts. And the second is fired gym shorts. Nothing. The two most life comments, which I find very funny and do and bring in whom yester- at n d watts says, make the trade. Which I don't know which one? Yes. Ryan furnance says, season is over and while it does not feel like the Philadelphia Eagles are legitimate SuperBowl contenders machination sees out over in the sense that. Division title and playoff berth still very much insight. See, let's see. Let's see. We got so many fires difference fired. Get out, Schwartz, fire Schwartz immediately. There's a lot of them another five gym shorts. Oh, I've got three small would was open. Now. That's third down that was a bad one at king. Jordan says not in a, oh one which is Carson's audience of one thing. So is that saying like it's just not like the single Carson show 'cause I kinda get that one. I, that's a little clever poor, Michael Bennett. I like that one. My second best defensive line inside slash Cox, eagles team better than Brandon..
"tom christina" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"It doesn't count for the mile high club. So wait, you ask him about farting though because my husband, Tom has this neat habit of just farting in front of everybody. And he just told me yesterday, we were eating dinner and he goes, I was working out with my trainer and I just farted in front of him on the treadmill. And the other guys got really mad and the gym, and I was like, well, of course they're mad dummy. Nobody wants to smell. What happened was a I'm running now. That's what happened. I go, I go alternate story fart. And then trainers, like, you know, probably ten feet away sitting on one of those boxes. You know, those box jump things and he was like, he goes, was that the. That is that the treadmill he was he was genuinely confused. What was it. And I go, no, I farted. He was like, okay, and then I go man, decimals, bad. That's really bad like great. And it's a small. And then like ten seconds later, I smelled this fresh like unbelievably fresh scent. I'm like, what the fuck is that? He's like, oh, I just spray down this whole Jim. Natural. And then I realized that that whole time ten feet behind another guy, just sitting down on piece of equipment. I ought to know your back. Was, you know when people really want you to put shit particles into the air when they're breathing their hardest, right, right. Maximum heart rate. And you just shit right there? My feeling dangerous to hold it in at the gym for some reason, always let it rip at the gym. I feel like when you're like exerting yourself and trying to. Okay. Oh, this comfortable. I'm not gonna. Hold it in. I've always thought to myself. You ever want to meet the prettiest girl in the world going onto a hotel gym in fart. She'll be there in two minutes. He will. Right? Yeah. And you'll have it to yourself. Absolutely. Forty, five minute forty, seven. And all of a sudden you're like, oh, hey, no. Did you see that other guy walking out. Wow. What a jerk. He said he was going. See because it's become a pattern for Tom now where he's just been kind of farting indiscriminately like we had Doug Mallard in here, and he brought his fiancee over within minutes of meeting her. He started in front of her at our dinner, and I'm surprised before it in front of our nanny. I know you do it, and then she came right in the other night and smell back. I think once you get through the first couple than. What happens sometimes do part, and I go. Mike. I'm so embarrassed. You try to justify you guys. This amazing. I haven't farted in. Here's the doctor said, I'd never far it again. What an accomplishment is that celebration. I can't believe you guys were here to witness this citing. So I'm guessing you don't do this in front of people. I don't. I don't know what it is. I think. Single guy. Now that's what it is. He's looking for that new road beef and he knows that you can't fart your way there. But that now if you go out on a date a few times, say if you get comfortable, how long would it take you to in front of the lady or do you normally at first happens on accident. Right. Is it a few months in probably, yeah. Like something you ever get jumper cables for they come in and just both sides of your ribs. Yeah, once she thought it was going to be so funny and I just all over and that was acting, then I'm like, well, thank you for broke the barrier up doing that. Yeah, somebody emailed in this, hey, Tom, Christina woman in her thirties. I have more gas than anyone. I know dating hard for me because I get crippling stomach aches and basically have to run home just to fart out early is too early to start farting in front of a significant other. I currently just met a guy. He's very fun but very polite. He doesn't seem like the type of person I could find a fart in front of ever should I end it now just give up on dating. I'm not completely haggard. I'm a pretty normal looking girl just with an excessive amount of gas, sincerely gase Caitlyn..
"tom christina" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Hilarious. It was so poorly told, well, it's too wordy. The setup was too convoluted. It's like six o'clock, like a blonde guy were sitting at the bar, Washington, six o'clock news. Yeah. Time and then have the punch be like I saw the fight like the slide right earlier time, right? There's a lot of ways to tell that joke efficiently. He did not. Funny about your father is that he, he's kind of an old school kind of dude, and he loves to point out that I'm a woman constantly like. Christina, we're watching your special on Netflix, he and I think what people like the most is that your woman down the jokes in these things. Yeah, any loves to make fun of me being blond Californian loves it, loves it. I mean, this shit is just. Oh my God. See, I think Casey, Anthony o. j. stuff way funnier. Right? Trying to try it on a crowd. See if they think it's funnier. I think we'll get feedback just from this million psychos are going to write in and say how wrong I am and how brilliant that is. I know I know how wrong you. They always side with psychopath, Tom Christina's just squared. Tom, Tom's right. That's. Your whole psycho squad of of people. You know, these are the same derelict by the shirts that I don't think our great. Do I know something amazing? This is this is how good God is. God is good. All the time. This is too blessed to restrict how. Right now. This was completely unplanned. She had no idea. None. I didn't tell her. I didn't prep you on this now. Just bring that up added to the store. Oh, less than an hour ago. Oh, what is it this time, the piss on me shirt featuring my face is your mouth open and some tears, cheese. Tom, this is a pre sale right now. This is the image that was on Instagram that did so well that we, everyone was like, put this on shirt. I was like, okay, so great. Yeah, this was I wonder how many people are going to want piss on me and beat me was a bearded guys mouth open on their chest, but you know, judge that kind of thing. X h h creative x has a twenty two year old artist who made this. By the way. I also it's not for sale yet, but I also sent the design to our sack guy. So hopefully they'll be some pissant beat me socks. Exciting, exciting. When's the RT. Well, this is all you're throwing all I good tongue replaces that. Dick. Somebody feel like they cracked the code here. Hey. RTD code high Hitler. I became fascinated with the puddle presented to the why unity. I think I have sold. Oh. I took to the streets, we can walk around pronouncing FD, Archie phonetically, making eye contact with person pass in hopes of assistance for inspiration. I got some dirty looks from ZIM serves with blue hair thought. I wasn't up to the task, but I did not let this heart meat, but the time I got home, I remembered my past relationship with a Jewish woman and drew from the letter number association in the pre. So I made the chart of the English alphabet eighty z counting from one to twenty six, sunny each letter,.
"tom christina" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"No you're not and honestly i don't even like the way like when the horn plays just by itself i don't like that should either i like jazz but even when i hear a lot of i'm like oh my god my my head's gonna friends likes like free flowing oh my god jeff sessions it's all over the place craze meaning citing and especially when you watch that you're like man that's good he's one of those guys i oh yeah i really loses himself in it and like yeah you lost me too so i guess mission accomplished yeah yeah i know there's talent clearly a lot of skill involved in that stuff but for me it just gives me zayed's listening to it yeah it's pretty bad goodnight through a proper show open yeah what are we doing here let me hold on let me do the horns for you won't do the all you went to your mom's house horns why don't you all welcome to your mind internet earner house really good thank you my ancestors tom me here we go he he lovey up top explain to me why i could i could eat pork you eat pork if you eat pussy and suck dicks eighteen mother puckett peaks there comes a bible speaks of consuming human flesh as much into speaks of ethan always rienzi rian when love into this go to your mom's house with tom christina.
"tom christina" Discussed on The Basketball Friends
"You know yep yep yep building it wasn't it was not in possibly could do to make myself uh feel better with jade idea bring you back so um some caffeine choose the north it has real stuff in it though what 'cause i know at caffeine shoes astakhov memorial day because uh that he the kola really has coke in it and that allowed worked entity in a tea leaves half coke in it so they wouldn't let me bring any of that stuff pat i didn't need any of that dom just tell get at me after the show though anyway time yes amir missed i missed you guys you turn up a little yeah yeah tom don't try to talk through button tom you had a question on the hotline this is on the truly away who on okay let's here just a quick one listener can we get tom christina boston over just one time one time you ever try this is going to be another what has he done did editor i came do it i played all the time i can't remember with the frequent thing is the move the of them like away now i was just bus do the girl from apm do nonetheless this anybody not i love both theme the la no no no room nobody knows a sick from union after at yes you never learn the second line of that is the number of santa claus then you'll live.
"tom christina" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Now people are all you have a much more cold now yes you a much more cold much more cut off much less engaging in warm personality and you know you're always like tommy you go talk to them not because you're better personality but because sign times i don't want to deal with that person know because you're just you're more of a margin you're more like a recluse that you can you all i'm a loner for sure yeah on and on enjoy a lot of people's co was ted bundy i mean there's there's your have that same kind of i am the alone champ yeah definitely but i i'm very selective spend my free time went i had a handful of friends that i've had since i was fourteen people don't like you in general though it's that's not true i think but i think i make a great impression like a cursory sort of surface friend absolutely ask anybody at the comedy store who do you like better tom christina not comedy wise like who's funnier but who do you like as a person who's a better personality hands down i'm gonna win now you can win the yeah okay keep going and okay okay okay okay would you rather be skinny and eat whatever you want you can even everyone stay thin and not have to exercise but you're poor can stay poor for the rest of your life or you're rich unique whatever the fuck you want you can exercise but you always stay fat who say or fat but you've got like stacks laker a multi millionaire and you'll have to you don't have to work you can work when you want so it's skinny and poor or rich in fat and you can eat what you want in both scenarios i feel for many people this is so easy.