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Interview With KAREN RONTOWSKI
"Good morning karen. Many good morning motorcycle goes by my house. Let's do it again. Monica morning again. I didn't hear okay motorcycles. Coming back. I live on a very busy street. How you. I am so good. I'm so glad you're doing this this morning i I know a little bit about tara. i've done. I did a reading. I'm going to tell you this story. My own personal story. I have a friend whose wife does this. And when i first heard about it. I thought like a lot of people this is not just fanciful nonsense and you know like a fun. Little aside thing. I i didn't believe and i decided well i don't i'm not going to disbelieve. Believe until i see something. So this is when i was doing stand up a lot and it was my career and one of the cards. I'll never forget this card came up and it was a guy Jumping off of a cliff into the dark. it was. it was a career card for whatever reason. I don't know how this works. But and she looked up at me and she said you're going to have a really big career change. I had not thought about it. i'd had not explored it. I didn't have any intention of doing that. I went what are you talking about. So i was sure at that point that it was nonsense. Well several months later this was you know back. Twenty five years ago. The bottom kind of fell out of the standup scene. And i was making a lot less money and there were outlets gigs. And i I sent an email to tom. Arnold who was getting a tv show called the jackie. Thomas show and asked him for a job. I had never written on a sitcom in my life. I i wrote jokes. So i call them up. Which something. That's not something i ever did. It was just out of desperation for income and he said no i my. I'm staffed up but you can start on roseanne in three weeks. So that was my first job as a tv writer and i remember thinking that card was right. I in this. This is less than six months later. There's your card there. I see the card is the fool card. She might have had a different deck but it is literally taking the leap into something else. It's the it's the first in the last card of the deck. It's there's a lot to be said for this stuff. I mean maybe they're just strong tendencies and you can. Obviously i could have not called the guy not taken the job. I could have done that. I suppose that was my free choice at that point but the fact that that possibility entered my brain that moment because she sat it and it just it just rested there in the back. I never thought about it until circumstances changed. So i know you're doing a lot of readings. I'm doing a lot of talking. And i wanna hear. That's okay i can give you a good nation that will make you feel a little scientifically better about the cards because in there's i almost you know there's an effect that i wonder happens to because ladies come to me a lot that can't get pregnant and i will pull immediately like to pregnancy cards and she'll say no we've been trying for twenty years and i go. I don't know the problem is it's right here literally a call in a month. You're not gonna believe it. I'm pregnant happens all the time. In sometimes i wonder if subconsciously. I've given them permission to let it happen but the tero which is i'm sort of a terrible historian all the Symbols the colors what they mean. I studied the cards for probably thirty years. I still get up every day and find a new book. Because i love them that much. But they're actually they call the archetypes that are that young talked about and the dream are sort of the same as a dream arc. Typeset that you would You would actually be dreaming this same thing. In other words it all means the same thing. The high priestess would mean mystery in your dreams. So they're not just sort of cards that come out of nowhere. They sort of been built on the subconscious and psychology for many many years or vice versa. The cards built psychology but It's it is coming from something. They they used to say. Somebody told the story that gypsies that didn't speak the same language used to carry different decks with them so they could come up to a different tribe in they could say showed him a picture of the medicine. Man showed him the picture of the magician so they could communicate through them but every time someone tries to say this is where they were developed. They find another car deck back further They also Are the know people that. Get weird about lulu. This is where our regular paint playing debt comes from. This is also where chest house room.
"tom arnold" Discussed on About Last Night
"Giving birth to our baby says very frantic at it. We shot so much it. You know because Robin Williams is is. I. By you grab is a British actors very well trade you just really are. Australian actors it'd be pretty shocked especially so He. It'd be Rob Williams drove him nuts once and I liked it. I think we're. Going going. and. You Julianne. Moore it would be like tight it but though. I loved her so somebody so You know. So it's quite seed where I'll get a punch him in the face off and he was like so. I go I. got it listen. Okay. So the sub guys that. Top. Sense over pledge it. Dodo no no no I don't trust not I. DON'T TRUST I go hey man I I did a lot of south I've used aplenty at he's like goads Hugh we're gonNA shoot him from behind. There's going to be that much space between tough stance to your face. I don't. Trust him at all I don't teach fuck Pudgy to base at Chris Baba's cubs overdose. Give me fight and even Julia Voice I don't be such a worse. Actors all time he's going to be that far away is sub. So whole, the whole crew stops it goes is going to be fine you. He's not GonNa go back and I swear to God not GonNa Syria. We start to see it's a very heavy seed. We get ready for that that that take the actually put a mark on the floor. So I know where I put is yeah. I be to cheer. I. Stab over it at Bam I hit it right you get into does Oh. Yeah. Oh, doubt he's like how? STOP AT DID But. He still as I did him hard enough for it to go..
"tom arnold" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Serving breakfast. For you. Thanks so much hatred I. Scare of some of the big greasy sausage patties you like your Mama. Burger. The Garden Salad Denies Kevin Clinton. I'm a sophomore in college and I may have to drop out because my parents can't afford the tuition. The well, that's one of those McLean sandwiches, isn't it? Would you like to try it? All right we. were. Phil Hartmann. Not only brilliant. He literally doesn't Miss A syllable. From a technical point of view. Care to watch the sketch, all the way through he is taking monster bites of those fucking. Burgers and still going like the the first to give him some water because he's like chewing and still hitting all his big is it. I might be wrong. I haven't seen that sketch and years but isn't that one of the very few times he actually breaks because he's eating so much. Warlords I gotta say that you know there's two parts to do in a sketch. One is memorizing the dialogue and the other part is when to get up and move and where to land and where to be serve facing out toward the camera and that sort of turning your back to the camera and like went then to get up from one table leave go to the next able sit down. Then when to get up because there's other people are entering there's a lot of moving pieces so it's like You're using sort of two parts, your brain you're using the dialogue part, which is trying to memorize all the dialogue, and then the other part is then what prompts me to get up and go and then where do I stand and if you go walk too far and don't hit your mark and you're standing four feet from where you should stand that it fucks up everyone else susie coming in and the cameras, all the blocking and stuff. So the idea that Phil Hartmann. Can Do and you don't have you know this isn't like you're doing a play and you're going to. You'RE GONNA be off Broadway for three years. This is one in done and he's also got all those props right? He's got his hands are movie. He's got all this stuff he's eating he's got diverted Farley had one lot Farley city Acre D- in the quarter of the table. Eddie stuttered on his one line one live right? Feel harvest best ever. I have great respect for that guys. He's such a also by all accounts a lovely. is a basic huby loved A. Lot of fun, he shall be good this year your staff are you doing stand? Are Those places open? Yeah. I gotta get booked their Tempe. There's eighty five September eighteenth and nineteenth. City Take A. Okay I didn't know there was the last time he did stand up probably January we thought everything closed I. Think Jack Sumer closed down now you can travel around. and. Then the question and by the way whatever that ring rest you think you might have it doesn't really happen the way we thought it was going to have that everyone all the comedians thought you take a few months off you get out there. You're going to have trouble right because you look at it like you're boxer who's not been in training camp and you're GonNa have the ring. Rust Everyone. I've talked to including myself. Go out there and just get. To do they ask you know? Maybe you get the videos with your kids. Yeah. That's true. That's really true that Dole that is something. Hits simply safe and then we'll break can do some news. Arnold No. Once you feel unsafe at home period and that's why there is simply safe to is in there simply safe is where you go simplisafe dot com slash adamant get a break. All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll come right back with Tom Arnold in the news right after this..
"tom arnold" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Gym skinny guy with the windbreaker I just played out. Sorry. Travel. Guys reading a book. At the right. Also looks are kind of years. There's. Rarely, get mixed eye contact doesn't make eye contact any the guy that Jim goes. There's a thirty minute limit like I'd like to use that thing to and motars like tell that to the rain. It's raining outside. So I got a role for as long as I want in your gym talking about carbon monoxide poisoning guys over there are real rowing machine trying to work out so Everyone drops dead A. Mohtar. All right make more sense to show what a bad ass years and not attempt if it was raining and he was such a bad ass that he just went writing in the rain would be nice. Hope he gets hit by a bakery truck and put coma. Because I'm tired of motor looking down knows that everybody feels. Like progressive is now foisting motor on us like a defiantly like Oh yeah. You think there's other work and get ready for us more motor commercials. Yeah. I would like to address them and I'd put up a big slide of the noise from Domino's pizza. Go here there many many other characters have been launched over the year and they've really just annoyed the public we didn't warm up to them and your number six we actually hated them more that little Gremlin that lives in your toe fungus who? Lifts Your Big Toe nail up like it's a hatch and then dives that guy's gone with the wind. That yeah. That DEF. That's one of the few commercials that hurt my teeth. That and his cousin Mucus family family moves in your lungs I need them either. Dave Tom Arnold Tears we'll talk to him in a second I just want to clean up Dave. Is Dave. Dave Sixty six San. Marcos California. Yup. I got the wrong one. Let's see Dave. Evan sorry. Trying to talk today. Let's say Dave you there. A Adam, this is cash this here. Oh caches the comedian. Or. The. Data. Splash rider. Sometimes, caller into your show. Okay you're online to. Oh We'll whack down I don't need to be screen. That's fine. What are we? Relax. Why was? I just wanted to to sound off on I I just I don't hear. Much talk in. In any of the media about. The ridiculousness of all the outrage over the police shooting when no one's talking about the fact that. You know he was shot seven times in the back because he was meeting into his car and the cops couldn't see his hands. This is what they're trained to do because they have no idea if you're reaching for a gun yourself. And now well, there's just a and the guy who was shot. The Guy was called in the ninth. And it was about to walk into a convenience store. and. No. One's talking about the fact that he could have started stabbing people in the convenience store guy got shot. Sorry, which guy the convenience store What's that? Which Guy I'm not sure if I know the convenience stores story, this one happened. Just I. Don't know about a week ago right before. Well, before the the guy saw time here here's the here's the thing caches everybody. We're approaching this from the wrong direction as we always do which is. Why to those cops need to shoot that guy? And the answer is is they didn't need to shoot that guy especially if the guy was fleeing or specially if the guy didn't have a weapon or whatever it is, and like I turn on the news today and it's like no weapon found inside the car you see. And it's like well yeah. But if a COP shoots you when you're leaning into your car, sadly the cop here's the deal everyone please. Here should be the narrative they're. Trained a certain way we have to understand there were or ever even of this, but here's the thing media. These guys have guns and their reynolds is bursting and they're totally freaked out and normally something transpired. Before we see the footage, a wrestling rancher somebody wrestled some pepper spray away or somebody was handled or manhandled knocked down or whatever. There was a resisting of arrest. There's something everyone. Yes something took place before the shooting and what took place wasn't the calmly slide into the back of the cruiser or give me your proof. Of ID. It was a wrestling match that took place oftentimes before the shooting. So now everyone is defcon. One everyone is like highly agitated the person who fought Gremlins Everett rushing and. Thank you for using DEFCON. Correct DEFCON. It Wrong I. got it. Right. I was corrected by. The point is this. The point is. Now at this point. The cops. Can make a noble decision, which is I- tussled with this guy wants, but I'm going to tussle with him again although the guy gets the best of the first time. So it seems the second tussle they might get the issue again and or. I bet he doesn't have anything in his car or possess a weapon or whatever or. He can do this math. I'm the guy with the gun. And I'm just worried about myself right now. And you go. Well. I don't like that and you go. Okay. Unfortunately that's kind of carved into people when you're the guy with the gun, if there's a two percent chance that guy's got a weapon in the car, then you use your gun because right now you're the guy with the not. Being trained also ever-, every everyone the whole nation is ignoring their training while. Times it's like equity pretending he was walking into an open field. And then they'd gun them down seven times back. The narrative everybody. please. Cooperate with the COPS even if they're wrong, you have to cooperate with them because they are the guys with the ged's and the guns and maybe the training will be better than maybe community enforcement will be better and maybe we'll re imagine policing but for now. Be. Compliant. And get a badge number if you feel like you've wronged and here live to fight another day, do not wrestle.
"tom arnold" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Adam Corolla EAC, get it on. Got To get another judge remember. Oh, thanks for tuning in and thanks for town a friend. We'd love that about you regina. Right Handball Brian. Tom Arnold is the devil. Funny everyone's wiring crazy right like you know you take some more than others. Yeah. We're like we're like dogs. It's like I walk into my house fills flopped out on the floor you step over him. He'll lay in in in the right the right and traffic they'll lay right in the opening of the kitchen everyone who walk in can just step over him while he saw logs whereas other dogs are up on the back of the Sofa with their eyes bulging out head on a swivel. It's like that's people to right we just have the Kinda. Chih lacks in a reggae listening to whatever's and then there's the Tom Arnold of the world who are like there's an. Almost, like. You know it's almost like we're car tires. All right. Let's let's do this one. Do this one finally a car tire. A car tire will operate fine with seventeen pounds of pressure in. It's not what you want. You're not gonNA get great mileage, but you'll you can get you can get to work and back seventeen eighteen pounds of pressure in your car tire. Optimal is thirty, eight or forty pounds. Sixty pounds is too much because it'll work good for a little while this could be a blow out you know what I'm saying and so if you take people so you take you know you take Kaelin. Kaelin probably got about eight thousand, nine, hundred, eighteen, nineteen pounds of pressure. Kind of you know Shellac laid back probably use a couple of pounds in. A little more efficiency, he'll. To, be your car rolls better with thirty five pounds than it does at eighteen pounds, but it's perfectly drivable at eighteen pounds just never really going to get the full optimal value out of what the effort. So they Okay. The engine is what's turning the tires and the engine is just after work a little bit harder. We look my my mom and my dad, these things are blowouts on a space saver spare my my my parents are flats I mean there are people that are flat flat tires. Squared off like they're barely role but to be fair. To my parents in their prime they're probably operating with about nine pounds of pressure and their tire, which is kinda looked flat but it wasn't really flat and you could move the car like you could move it. Out of the driveway, you weren't getting a service station. You weren't going to Yosemite in this car, and then there's the guys we all know we all we all know the Knicks and tours and the Kevin henches. At least I'll know these guys in there and Matt, the Andrews we know the guys that are highly functional. And those guys are they got thirty eight pounds of pressure and they're tired like that engine isn't working as hard to roll along at at at a good speed. But then there's the people. Who got too much pressure in the tire, and so they're almost fighting themselves a little bit like it ain't optimal. It's too much in the metaphor works because. You can be to pressured to hurried to to efficient in your own way. You know at some point, you're gonNA call your own blowout. Yeah. You're going to have to be able to crack a beer and watch the game on Sunday and then get back to your optimal rolling efficiency on on Monday morning, and then there's Mike August. Mike. August is like a forty pounds of pressure, which is a good optimal pressure, but there's a bubble on the sidewall like that thing could go anytime now you never know. So it's a defect it's a defective Tyre. So think about. What your shoe we add a little air like I would say. Tom Arnold we gotta let a few pounds out of your tire. You're you're walking around sixty pounds of Sixty pounds in your tire. That's too much. Let let a little era little little era and then. Kaelin. Put a couple pounds in. Siphon that yeah take a little Tom Air maybe we can get them together with the garden. House maxine rewards us out. But some people need you know some people are just a little laid back a little a little too laid back. There's still work. It works you can get around your fine, but it's just a couple put a couple of pounds in. You'll have a more efficient experience behind behind the wheel. I'm guessing that the over inflated tire people of the world there's there's a van diagram, pretty significant overlap of sort of addiction tendencies. Those people who who, who are a little overinflated I think. So I mean you not everyone of course, but you could see that being a common thread. Well I've always said the guys with the addictions and I've known a few them in in my life and grew up with feel. Foot was always kinda tapping foots always camping that look they're short dog up on the back of the bed you know not when they're high or not when they're withdrawn but just they're always that person misting state. Yeah. Never the point never seems that CERTA comfortable thirty five pounds of pressure in their tired. So He's drinking or the drugs gets their foot to stop tapping always a little pressurized. Yeah. But everyone think about if optimal is thirty eight pounds. and. Maybe you're thirty six only need two pounds or maybe you're forty three pounds. So we just need to back out a little bit of air. But let's just think about getting to that optimal and when you're went by the way. The tires last so much longer when they're at the optimal pressure, just like the person probably. So much longer and you cover so many more miles and you do it so much more efficiently so much more efficient. All right. So there's your metaphor for the morning or the afternoon or the evening I was watching hard knocks the other night, which I always enjoy and I always I miss. Football and I miss these kind of conversations. I. Used to be on the losing end of in football and they kill Gary. Just whack up the I don't know what the name of the. At the wide receiver coach is but I do like football because in a world where we're always dancing around everything like Erin like you gotta understand how that would sound like coming from you and I'm like I don't care sounds like coming from here. Here's what I want and again I know. But it's how you're saying it. You know and I'm like I don't know just want something. Can I just say what I want I go to a fucking sandwich shop and I go no Mayo it's how you're saying no matter how about just no mail. All the delivery systems that everyone's like I understand what you're saying but I have to vet how you're saying it or how it's getting to my ears Jesus got. Damn, Christ this is a problem people you're allowed to tell people. Here's what I want, and here's what I don't want especially if you're paying for whatever it is you want or you don't want. Yes I I don't know if I'm supposed to say they are not. Christie's going through this exact scenario work exact scenario to your point to this. Rampant in today's society, I'll be very general. Just say that some feedback was given on..
If You Can't Giggle At Yourself Five Years From Now, You Haven't Grown Enough - with Brit Barron
"When this podcast airs, it will be the day. Your first book is out in the world's. How does it feel like Tom Arnold? The thinks. It feels amazing. Good the last I felt like. Three months ago I was like waking up in the middle of the night. Like does it suck, you know. And, and then had to work through so like what am I afraid of? And then finally I got a place like you know what I'm so excited for to be out and I'm so excited for people to read it and I'm excited here. What hits? What doesn't what like I'm just excited? Yeah, it's like I'm ready. Yeah, and by the way it's so normal as a creator. Especially I mean as an author. No matter how many books right you still are like you vacillate between. I think this is pretty good and oh. Oh, my gosh is is total garbage. What was I think? And it's been it. That's the wild thing. It's such a solo process for so long right like you and a couple of editors like. Sammy and my mom a year you know. And then it's just like you with these words for so long, and now it's GonNa be very public experience, the android like shocking, but also like by by the last week of waiting for it to be out by. Let's just gut. Let's deal. Yet and I'm ready and I'm like so happy. It's in the world and I just I just feel so proud of it in so west at about. So the buckets about okay, so you'll know this because we've been friends for so long I wanted to write a book for. Just one of those people like fifteen right like I, WanNa. Write a book and we were at happy. Hour. Like probably five years ago, you're looking at me like worldwide. Why don't you want yeah like I, don't. In I. Think Realizing I'm not sure what I had to say I'm not sure what I wanted to say. Just wanted to write a book, which is not the best place to right from. And then I went through the season of. coming out of leaving, everything is sort of. To pursue something, different of facing so many fears, I had in what many finally wanNA write. That story was realizing actually how universal was so going through this experience of I. Don't want to be true to who I am. Because that will disrupt too many people around me. And for people who don't know your story I know you've been on the podcast several times for people who don't know you what what was disruptive about who you were. Yes, so I was a a group in the church, and then I was a pastor to mega church. And then I discovered more about my own sexuality through meeting. My now wife, who was then my best friend. Use All right through that and in in that right coming out. That was not a place where it's okay to be gay. And not only that specific place, but the culture I grew up in like the church culture. The church seen in when you work at a church. It's not just your job, right? It's your friends. It's your family. It's your networks like I remember thinking if I don't work here. Can I work with a Christian College I e so workout if I can't work there camera, the other Christian College I used to go to like my whole network and world. And then deeper than that, my identity was really tied to believing certain things in in going to church on Sunday and knowing that God had a plan in it was a specific plan and and I was gonNA. Step outside of that in so like layers on my heirs of disrupting probably every structure in my life to the point and so that's. Part of what I wanted to write, because none of that was easy. Right in this life now that I'm. Grateful, for in could never have imagined. Life could be good, and I'm my marriage in this family were creating but it was so hard. It was so hard to get there and. Yeah and it felt it felt singular. Felt like I'm a mega church pastor who came out in and disrupted my whole life and is very specific. In at the same time. Highlight got messages like when we came out publicly. From people who had gotten divorced from people who have gotten pregnant before they're married people grip in the church and started realizing this common. Narrative and I was like. Wow, that is so that means so much to me what they're saying from like a different story. Absolutely nothing I started realize like. Oh, my gosh is is more universal truths. Happening here like more people should be allowed to to face this this reality and be true what they feel like they're. They need
"tom arnold" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho
"You mentioned Dutch realized before it was that the biggest movie ever did. Why the most successful financially you I. I I had. I've had some other movies that were actually said open number. One obviously was gibb. Cabinet and Arnold is still Fred's Jv Curtis that. You'll bill Paxton. We were friends until name died at loved him so much. Such good experience allies deduce Goo were. Were very good friends and So many people from that but we just stopped bad. You know It was People love that booby any molds up. Bubis don't hold up necessarily you know I did do a couple boys Steven Seagal and and I love. Because the copier leaf with Anthony Anderson that holds up. And there's so many good people in there but I don't know that Steven Seagal and I we never. It was funny while I was filthy. With which movie was Exit was the cradle to grave. Don't I did get I did? Was the jet Li newest so also. I was so fat boyd out to be with. Jelly has jellies real deal. I don't know and our keys. Chuck chocolate. Yeah there were with us. They got to guy spar with him like they says they'll they go. Okay let's go there and he. He's real he hid behind him. He got wait. He's very small very fast behind. You do stuff with their fingers when he does this we. I don't. I don't know how to explain. The the type of a bar said that the jelly did but he he. He's choreographed like this wasn't were they. Were shooting this messing around. And he and he just. He's not a butcher. Obviously but it gets behind it just stuff to your body. That was They were like this guy again. It's you know I could never catch him. And then he hurt you in ways to beat you you know. Don't know if it's for the the Bruce Lee and I'd say stuff that I don't understand I was watching it occasionally. Just you know. He was breathing down. Because of doing this stuff. But the respect me because you were outside of the cage at that time and run up on the top and and We all worship worshiping gently kind of like a martial arts all-star movie. Earning seagull could lift his leg. That was the funniest part out. There he had up a little bit and he had to obey the best part is he coach. He would colored his hair with this sharpie. Like an extra. It's the beautiful week for Bob. But he's like oh no I will sharpie and then you know the rapper. Yeah he was and HE DM EXCELLENT. Oh what a sweet soul. He'd never done a booby so he did. Don't we were? He's like have a beer in his head. We'd be shooting in his dog's like literally just violent dogs at remote control cars. It'd be like my six year old side. Cradle to the grave and exit says the other one L. well add. They're fighting and they did pretty well at but it's you know by channel between Bax and Steven Seagal at one a place to be the music different music and you know I would change a thing about it. I got to do comedy together and it was great and so many of you know somebody great people that I went back to Russia. Couple years ago with a lot of the same people and Base of did some martial arts movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger Russia. So you know we run into each other occasionally so I I just love the diversity in the longevity of your career over one hundred and thirty movies but all the TV and the and the best damn sports show and all sorts of stuff I mean what is the secret to your longevity where you just you just have to keep working these kids. I mean the sports show that cable log. Somebody called. I went to one of these charity. Thinks that guy producer Georgia Berg said? Hey would you like to do a sports show? And I'm like Oh yeah he goes. Well we got this thing we We're GONNA try to Fox with a baseball player. Football player basketball player a comedian. I said well he got he goes. We got John Crock for a baseball. Go Oh I did. He was great. Yeah I love him. I love letter. I said but this all your last like six weeks. Ps Deauville and then you know lasted For me I think four years. It was awesome every day. I bet by idols. I I did have to be objective had journalists. I was sitting the people that I've worshipped by whole life as a kid and I was five days a week right. Yes yeah and I mean we did all we do. Is We have any rules that we got to experiment and nobody. Who's watching because it was Fox did have a real sports network types of we're on nineteen regional networks so it might arid club is. Ohio it at seven fourteen after the hockey eight or eight. Where else so they you know. Depending on what sports you know but it was so fun. Chris Rose said John. Salley Michael Irvin and Just a bunch of who are some of your favorite guests that were on there some of the favorites? Who STARTED You know who had a famous April fools fight Which is still the they still play is the best because it did is an actual fight. Well here's the deal. They call they say. Hey listen. We every knows on April Fools Day. There's going to be April Fools Jokes. Bullshit right the calls. Hey what I want to happen is I want you to Do April Fools Joke and say that you've written the Book Quebec and I wasn't on the showtime back. Then we'll walk up a book. Happy bad about the stray headed the other guys the show. And then we'll say April fools out real at At you Chris rose the host will be nobody else and I go. Well okay so I call straddle listed. He doesn't he's not supposed to. I'm GONNA go hard on you. This fake book. And then I want you to the actual fight but I tell the producers that we do this and they will freak everybody out Eddie goes okay which is great now. Chris does. Don't talk to him so so we start going out and I said Yeah and Michael Straight ahead. I go I talk about you. This book about how he talked privately about. Tiki barber. It's real stuff. Michael Standard Really Tigra and then go about the other athletes at the time is Rod Rod Rob Dibble and Rodney Peete. They're like well. You shouldn't talk about people go well too bad okay. I was really shady and and if I get started he acted really start to get a deal. He goes well. Tom I knew I go. You know care and then eventually Chris rose is a cultural he was going to say okay stable and then I knew ahead. Dag I stuck by figuring boggles jazz face and that he just loves the then. It's like Whoa. If you watch the playback they played every jump topic the other guy by the there anyway. Rob Devoid about three hundred pounds. So to Rodney P so fad companies be looks like I flip straight head down. I got him. He pretended like he hurt his pack out for the giants and my weight and everybody freaks out. They go to black Friday night. What happened is the booth dragged goes. Well that's it Tom. Arnold funding killed the show. He hear up jumps eight April fools and do your where he plays football. They saw him get injured. All deal giants David but it was so good. Thank you back falling Bundy but I ended up with a cut. I the crack ripped for those fucker trying to bring up the fight. Three hundred pounds quarterback Rodney. Psi Very Rob Dibble. Who Just Day Lunch Dhabi? But it was worth it. You know it's funny. I haven't heard that name rob jubilant years in nineteen ninety four. I was living in Knoxville and I went to Cincinnati to see a metallica concert and Rob Dibble was there and afterwards he took us to the Cincinnati Stadium Disease for the rest and he got to the gate and he just like on the as a call here robbed. We just go in there. Sure opened the gate and cut drinking on home plate pissing on third base. Oh yeah just just forgotten about for sure. Yeah he's a he's a who else did you get to You know I sat next to Willie base bags I B. I you know any big athlete at the time you know. Donald Trump Union show. I do I want to play. I used to say I wish the playboy bashful I'll donald trump and I was creepy guy. Because we went to visit his girlfriend when he was buried. I went with my buddy. Visit his girlfriend when he was very doing very so I was creepy. Guy Wasn't noted thirty years before trump. Yeah so there are. Obviously our friendship. Faded well we gotta talk about this because you've mentioned a few times. The the apprentice on the show depressed. I would dot do it. I didn't do the absolutely would do it. I could see An upside I didn't do that. You know I I was really with Mark Burnett to tie but and Donald. When he started the presidency started sports. Show you know. He did you think where he's like. Hey guys before you start. I bought here As a loyalty to Tom Arnold and when you say that it makes you feel good about yourself doing. That's cool but yeah hi beautiful girl. I but but but I would the birther stuff started with with Bronco Baba saying that he wasn't Delaware like he's like okay. Whatever your politics are Bronco? Bob's Beigey Barricade story Sir Eddie. What and it's over way. Come either go okay It's like a rich guy at college. Frat guy coming into your kager going. Okay Porbeagle. Nope NOPE got this. Your party does a cow irate and we start doing that I I told him because he's the type they'd be calling my house for me to do the show and offering me money and we're we're friendly up to the. I said this outrageous he's on TV. Say That Barack Obama was boarded. This is so races. What are you going to do about it and nobody today about it? that really was point for our country where people did go. Whoa can't you can't this. Is We get what this is. It's a conspiracy. Not what you adhere. It's racist and you can't to bake a bad to go. Hey you you little black man. I'm GonNa make you show your birth certificate. I am a big rich white bad. You know I 'cause I do want that was supposed probe Barack Obama there. I grew up without a mother in a small farming town and I will tell you this. If you grow your family's different at all is well. Retaliate Bronco Bobby. Sammy's for Kansas. I grow and your family is different. You will get picked on and I. My GRANDPA had to defend my ass as a kid. 'cause there'd be like you don't have brother his. Grandpa who looks just like my GRANDPA. I've seen pictures of you. Don't there's a story about? I saw about He sought which a rocket launch site. Which the Kennedy Space Station? He's GRANDPA shoulders watching his rocket cup. He has to say Oh. I black grandma. She's just talking about. How great it was. Grab show Dab well the his GRANDPA. He's a black kid of that little town he had to step up ago. And that's my grandkids. You've you yeah so I always felt this this thing and magic. His GRANDPA has logged yet. It his mother's Dad resolves trump's on TV say this mother can't go hold on that's my son He was born here. He came from me. Nobody can defend Barack Obama and his GRANDPA grow kicked shit out of Donald Trump. Right out for say buy grads. I grew up to be the president. Is How dare you I saw a very personal. You know think that's where we come from. You just don't do that. You just don't do that. And maybe Bronco Baba has to ice class or whatever to do that but really you. Don't you still do that for that? that Oughta just like that was the deterioration of your friendship from there. That's you just don't do that. You have to answer and it's also not just him. It's everybody else. Scher this like. Oh that's fine it's not. Don't let's take a beat. Let's talk about that. It's not fine. You dote abandoned mad because he would also come sports show and if you're going to be you know say well I'd You know he tried by football team. He says he says he was good at sports. He you know that you do to show as he can do this. The soul had kind of and he is a big dude. He's about his and he kind of would do kind of get up. All the guys cut shake dads aren't a and I always say to these athletes are. We'll tell you yeah don't don't ever cage so that it seems like we could take him because there are size right. He was small was a hockey player. So they have a Bajic and I always say this man that light shirts on and I seen it with athletes a million times. I seated with their sitting on the couch. And somebody will come on and actor. They'll play with and then they'll lose. I saw Michael Irvin versus. I love Michael Ever. I love everything I asked. You came on And we're throwing passes at at-bat yield some big countries big to any caught one. It got around the ducks up down with Mike Limited at I saw with Michael Irvin. He's okay let's do that again and we're on. This is a studio. He Dr Ashton Kutcher on his at just saw light for a second the The athletes professional athletes. They just have a magic that that you don't have a would it go. The light goes on your dude So what he? He always do that handshake with the guys. Like you know what I would say. Yeah you know just just know this like I say it sort of has a friend who heads up this stuff. He also talked to like talk like locker. We we all bleed. He believe me. That's adult of tape. We've made tapes. Sports show when.
Michael Cohen, Jerry Falwell And Reuters discussed on Ron St. Pierre
"Eighth from our. Here's a bizarre one category. Evangelical leader, Jerry Falwell junior, apparently asked President Trump's now jailed former attorney and fixture. Michael Cohen for help in two thousand fifteen because somebody and what we're described as racy personal photos. That's what Reuters reported yesterday Falwell told Cohen that somebody had come into possession of the photos that were up the kind that would typically be kept quote between husband and wife Cohen said in a taped conversations that was secretly made by comedian, Tom. Arnold earlier this year, Reuters citing a source described as being familiar with Cohen's thinking of saying that the person who had the photos destroyed them after Cohen intervened on the foams behalf. So this is strange one for you. This report the evangelical Falwell junior asking Michael Cohen for some help with somebody who had quote racy
Trump fixer Cohen says he helped Falwell handle racy photos
"Falwell junior threw his support behind Trump at that key moment. What was that all about right? Well tonight. There's this from Reuters. Months before evangelical leader Jerry Falwell junior's game changing presidential endorsement of Donald Trump in two thousand sixteen Falwell asked Trump fixer Michael Cohen for a personal favor. Said Cohen in a recorded conversation reviewed by Reuters Falwell said someone had come into possession of what coming described as racy personal photographs the sort that would typically be kept between husband and wife. According to a source familiar with Cohen's thinking the person who possessed the photos, destroyed them after Cohen intervened on the falwell's behalf. Reuters reports that Michael Cohen recounted this incident in a recorded conversation with comedian, Tom Arnold recording. That Reuters was able to review portions of that recording. We're first reported last month by the Wall Street Journal. I wanna be clear that NBC news has not had an opportunity to hear this audiotape conversation. So NBC news has not been able to verify it and B C news. I should tell you has also reached out to the Falwell. They have declined to comment as yet. But think about what this means here. The report goes on to say that the falwell's enlisted Michael Cohen help in twenty fifteen. According to the source familiar with Cohen's thinking twenty fifteen of course, was the year Trump announced his presidential candidacy at the time. Cohen was Trump's confidante and personal lawyer and he worked for the Trump organization, quote, the falwell's wanted to keep a bunch of photographs personal photographs from becoming public Cohen told Arnold. I actually have one of the photos. It's terrible. Oh, you kept one you made the blackmailer destroy all the rest, but you kept one the falwell's told Cohen that someone had obtained photographs that were embarrassing to them, and that person was demanding money. Reuters was unable to determine who made the demand. The source said Cohen flew to Florida and soon met with an attorney for the person with the photographs Cohen spoke with the attorney telling the lawyer that his client was committing a crime, and that law enforcement authorities would be called if the demands didn't. Shop. According to the source.
"tom arnold" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"And then he goes somewhere else because he lives everyday like he's running for president. That's a fact he'll got I mean, he does it. And he's right. But that's how he does. So I might him love him. And he gets said, I'll tell you what I was doing a podcast. It's the fact to do to podcast two girls that bike it's a port. But with a review important movie. They're very serious guys. Dave, very serious, and we're doing whose daily Pailate the Sarah Palin movie. So I had to watch it with David, but that's desisted which I did ethical. But I watch it with him. But I did it. I had watch it at home. I thought that'd be better the office. Who's is still holds up beta two thousand Sarah Palin, real still Johnny dangerously have foreign. By the way, these women are very serious. They review it for cinematography. They're very serious. I do it by home. We're doing the podcast, and it's live. Also, the Arnold face ties me Arnold at I go to David. What do I do? What is happening here? I bet I open it at Arles like tub, would you be down to the the other big to give some Turkey's out? And I said, yes, I will. So he's in that pocket. He doesn't doughy, but he's in a podcast about Sarah Palin pornography? Right. Like that's perfect because he asked me the last minute. He should've asked me to do. This is Saturday before Monday. He should've called buddies at top. I wanna remind you give turkeys Monday of fakes week. But he did he called me last week ta to ask you the last minute. And he's like this liberties is Dax Shepard available. He did that you last minute podcast. So Arnold Schwarzenegger is a pack has daily Pailate, which is could be politically charged. And like how funny is that? He didn't even do it. That's he doesn't get away. With a lot of shit smart can always say, all right? Tom Arnold been our guest. I think we're all winded. Right. We're all gonna get through this lady's going to be okay Elliott, you don't. Okay. All right. We're gonna close it up Garin. Hello to you. All right. How do our cast? The name of the movie is dead aunt, go and see it. It opens this Friday on demand as well. As in the movies movie house cinemas any of that sentence makes sense. Yeah. I get it. It's the new way of doing it. You put it out for people at home and then. Call it scifi comedy, it truly is if you like fi you like it really is funny. All right. Tom Arnold in. This thing is more importantly is our friend letting these here go see this movie, more importantly, sounds like we're takers dummy. That's what. Topic for being here buddy behalf of pop culture over there. There's cockerel Floren Stacey cap and clunk back.
"tom arnold" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Tom Arnold is here Lawrence. Also with us. I'm not under Lawrence publicist, Lauren. The publicist for this production company. Imagine the movie companies from personal are. So she's my Fred to all right? And also Stacy's here is also a friend your long time. They make up lady. She's yes. She's bit Subir. Right. Oh, that's it. Just it's the summer. Gives me the other long time. You don't have to be is to be a long time. Would you pod somebody? I understand. Hello. We don't each other. I I met you officially when you were doing a pilot for the gong show that so the I pulled out of my box for real really guy. What year was that? Yeah. How funny it was shot at at a theater in north Hollywood Russ Kraz office if Sodhi Maureen? Yeah. Paramount over anyway, yes. No, no, I think no soda Sony. Oh my gosh. What is it wasn't before? Then that was crazy. Tell you It it was was. mean to Cole Sullivan. Yes, she's funny. Somebody else forget who the other panelist was. And then I did the the roast for bud Freeman for your charity. Oh, yes. Where the care center, which is especially school for kids. It's basic place. Their theaters called tomorrow theater, which they suffered it up. But we raise. So buddy at those rose or something rose. Cavern, bud. Add who else stand Wisden that was filthy. When. Yes. But we raise billions of dollars every year to honor. And that was the year the Tony Clifton ruined. It split twenty fifth inequity in port water on Talia Shire and kept on going. Okay. We're good. We're good. And it just kept going and going. He was he he ruined. Oh my God. You still do that. I do you know, I do Betty versions of obviously, I do gala for capital cars. We do vide-. You know, that's the thing about Tom earn that people don't understand is you think of business buffoon. This asshole. He's he's out there doing great things. But for some reason you've been a punchline for the last twenty years, but I I, but it doesn't I don't care. What people say, I don't care the trolls. I don't care it. That's all this Trump's up or whatever it there's zero. Because you know, I get my kids what they think it just keep moving people get if I go on the internet. See what people say they have they have a whole there's a whole life Goya that I've apparently Livy, and it's funny to be. So they'll get it. Their big sit up with them is they're talking about like, the Novi. Like you guys. I here, you know. And it's funny to be because you know, they're always vote his fifteen minutes. Well, you talk like this for thirty bucks here. Right. Larry's to be it. But did we know this the real world we live at a planet? That's it is solar system. It's in a galaxy. We're that big at every kids, we get trampoline for those that we get all that they at the end we laid out look up. We gotta tell us go. But little we have either by kids out a pretty good idea about how small we are. This world. So I I think he's used to bother me at boy face to face. If you got something here, but to go to give any board type out there. You know, the pledge slighty, right? Also, it's weird. What people if I think that if I go, oh, they guy because people, you know, there are people that that I beat that really think highly be that I'd be thinks it by career everybody life that beats so much to them. So if I worried about these other people at this other stuff, I'm not giving credence to them. And that's the most important thing is so as you did this for me, whatever this bet a lot to be if I know I didn't, you know, though, these guys think don't the so I really tried to to focus on that. You know what I mean? But you're right. You're right. It's Larry's that Tom Arnold is twenty. Eight years. It's thirty years. Yeah. Thirty five years. Actually, I lied. The first time we met was at the comedy gallery in Minneapolis Ovalles, guys doing Roseanne came in and did a set on the week. I was working there. Oh guy..
"tom arnold" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Join us in season twenty four on February fourteenth heavily welcome back to the program. We just took usually we'd take about two to three and break. There was about forty five minutes. Tom. What's what? Was it recorded that was the best part of the show you about your house again know that part of the where I had to exclude out because by as burgers at heavy repeat way. No. That was not on the air. Okay. That was okay. No, art. You say you want to get it out. This was like you got to have because we can't be subtle like shut the fuck. I'll read I go. I understand that not not go bills. No evidence. You've understood that. I did. But then I stopped. I asked you if you the court, you're like, here's the part of the show where like talking to like what what do you say? I'm shut the fuck up. That's helps. Apparently, not because you haven't belt, but I did that. I just asked you recorded that you're like what that we're back into it. Okay. Now, we are Tom Arnold our guest, which means whatever time is we get a break from having to do anything directly during the Mike and talk about something happened eighty nine your charming what this apart show work. Go rather. Polite and charming brought a couple of friends here. With the estates Warren. I did I did it. I was like what are you saying? You can't be settled with being a little bit as you're like shut the fuck up that perfect. Okay. Good. Like you recorded that right now the show miss again. Like groundhog day. The time where you said it's gonna keep happening. All right. Tom Arnold release. I think that's a second ago. So much make up on them new human being he's almost sixty. I believed him when he walked in. Stacy what's the little powder on them? Let's terrific. See will Booker as them. I've watched her. I'm not I I am complementing Stacey. And I'm insulting you. Great you'll work. Yeah. I have a lot of your group at a far right before the event is degreed. No kitty. So I have a lot of I have a lot of things. She's abassi. She is a beigey. She recommends transcendental meditation free to and you to what I'm going to start doing that again. I again. Yes, you so you experimented with meditation? David Lynch, validation, they came over to the house. And I have a what do I have a mantra? What is it to heal? Yes. I do. And I forgot it. They had to come and tell to end you forgot your own mantra boarded by house, and I got kicked out of that room. You my wife, and I used to do it together. That's a fact we used to sit on the floor do it together. And for some reason, we stopped and you was the road it meditations out. No, I think, but that's just a little beverage Seattle tear by here..
"tom arnold" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"But but let me ask you question before you go on and on and on children's much. They'll be ever tell you to take a breath. Well, he's ever pay. Switch from one topic to another one. They topic maybe be open Open to cover. a conversation. Monologue. This is children ever say that. Oh. Oh, that's I think that's a problem is they they are by by their by audience five year old boy to three year old girl. They dig this. The only time for the love of God, take a breath. Well, I I have questions about everything I wanted to where this open houses, and my wife and I not buying but I'll I'll buy the cast off. Lookie logo there. I've seen this thing on tape. I see talk about your television program that I enjoyed I texted. You about told you great. Great people love me too. By the way, the talk more about this as long as you need to on this. How much they love you break. We're going to take a break raising. I kind of feel like we did when Tom to get back to talking about cleaned out those trucks. Yeah. You've been number note. We're going to expect it trunks. We got you brought your entourage a mannequin to or what are the things like the that that you put it in a trunk? Okay. So an ant and very focused. You have to know none of that is complementary though. But that's just revelatory kitty, anyway, I love you. Why why did we say, yes? Whenever every time. We say, yes. Because it's always fun. Are we on our we record? Yeah. Okay. You know, what that's what I was thinking. I think that that checkered shirt would. Tighten it up. Background. Well, Matt you even on this very episode. I talked about with Tom Arnold. When I got a word in. I talked about my migrate. I got great choppers. I got a great set of teeth, and I even more. So no that I'm using quick toothbrush. Oh me too. Also quip by the way, I don't mean to get political the middle of net quip pulled their sponsorship from a a political podcast because they did not like the way they were used and that gave me more respect for quip interesting. So not only do you know that you're cleaning your teeth with equiped your cleaning this nation of film with quip. I got my first replacement and fun. It's really fun. Yeah. Those two Oliver you probably Charlie. Uh-huh. And the little or even so we could put like colored sand and those things I'm talking about the little pod pod. That that the head comes in comes replacement battery everything you need everything you need is right back on your and your.
"tom arnold" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Here's another amazing per capita than your friend in time Tyler PS. These are the only prints that exist. I did not post the online. So that their rarity only increases their value. Awesome. Very nice. Thank you Tyler. I very flattered that I was made Han solo. Let me see I didn't get to see who seems seems like if in the partnership of never not funny. Maybe you're more of the hunts on. That's me. I'm what concerns me about this is that my wife, and I always use Landau when something's bland, right? So now, I feel like I'm being planned. Yeah. Being attacked. All right now. Listen, there's a is that. Does he not have another shirt is he's out there? Myrtle wearing a shirt. What does he have on right now? The black T just where that black T. We're the black T, Tom. Tom. We're just wear the black t-shirt, Tom. What's happening out there? He's he's upset that he's he's getting no go on that shirt. Who's yelling? You can't wear. You come out your show business. What's happening? Sounds like maybe trading shirts with Garin. I don't know or or his publicist could be well, we although it sounds like a lady publishes is gonna walk in wearing a blouse. I don't know. But this tight sweater tied. V-neck be pretty funny. Well, we think Tyler for this awesome. Yeah. I love. All right. More to come on the next episode positive. Thank you for everybody that sends in whatever you do. All right. What is it or out playing games? Yeah. With shows on Tom. We've been way too much talking about your God that that's nice. Why are you upset with this? Outfit. Looks fine. How many who's video? And he loved you ask the question, I'm give you an honest answer right year you've been here before where different shirt. Why do you have nine hundred people with you? The her to trust me. Thank you, very heavy whereabouts. You over there here and be done with it or do we just take a break break right now. Because this this is this Astor. This is just put the F shirt on or off this woman's holding it over there. Lori. Hi, lori. Anyway, what is it? Stacey. Hi, stacey. Yeah. Sure. Stations very helping the only help. Here. Okay. Tom brady. I don't know what the hell's happening here. Yeah. They just as we speak. All right. Tom Arnold getting a little bit of a little bit a little cover up. Stacey. What do we call on that? Defying somebody's. Oh, jeez. But what exactly what what is the the item that you're putting on a little it's a little little power. Thank you. Guys seconds. Go you rug? Shirt on. Tommy looked fine. Black TI nothing was all right. Arnold. Jerry's got a new movie coming out this Friday called dead and not on and a n t happy, Tom. I'm promoting your movie. Thank you. It's good to do that. Swipe here. Yeah. Janet, are you are you voting? Now, I was trying to and then you started just going. What's happening? What's happening staring at the table dogs singing about ants because they have those had tennis. Yeah. They do. They do it part of the booty. The that's the almost ruined the movie how we kill them spoilers. Right. The I want to say, you you made me think of the movie you actually looked like it had. And I mean that a complimentary. There's no way. No, no, no. It's on your picnic. That's you that sometimes run your sink deliver water that you get on your dinner. I forgot about this show. Stay by life. Every time..
"tom arnold" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"The news with Gina grad. All right. Tom Arnold is making his way here, and we'll just bring him in and he can sit in in the news. Here we go chaining, well, the government shutdown and furloughs still going and the TSA said one in ten of its employees scheduled to work Sunday took the day off with many citing financial limitations, quote, unquote, preventing them from working CNN. Previously reported TSA screeners have called out from work through the shutdown and the problem has taken on heightened attention as the shutdown has worn on an unscheduled absences of ticked up. So for every ten people that are supposed to screen, your bag, one of them stayed home. The good news is that according to the TSA. Wait times are still within the normal window. They said of about thirty minutes and standard lanes ten minutes and pre check lanes though, they acknowledged that quote, some airports experience longer than usual wait times right now. Yeah. The problem with most the shutdowns they're like ten minutes long as this one keeps going it becomes like an employee that they can extended absence and then after a while you like, where's Brad's like worker anymore? Then he's coming back. Like, I don't know. Do we need him? Now. Yeah. All right. How much is it like eight hundred thousand that are out of a job. That's that's the number that they reported on the radio, and they said that we're going into our second round paychecks. I'm gonna put a happy spin on this. A lot of these folks you're going. He's guys are living paycheck to paycheck, which really shouldn't be doing. If you're an adult, especially if you have kids now, they do get paid. They just don't get paid along the way they will retroactively get paid. This could be the greatest savings account. Many people ever sudden a windfall. That's right. That's right. Mr. bright side. Once the last time you took four five paychecks and socked away. Good money should all go into retirement.
"tom arnold" Discussed on Dumb, Gay Politics
"I'm thinking about ready for political office for the first time. Okay. It has to be president. And I do that they go. Actually, I'm going to read for school board that goes Kelly. Buck Astle mad like Donald Trump or Michael avenue. You know, we're talking about I would ever do it. We're we go os got to be the biggest job ever. But it's a good thing. He goes to put out there because he took a lot of bullets fucking battles of people. So Dow Elizabeth Warren is good take. But but her thing is she doesn't care like fuck damn at. Everybody's like that's what I do. I don't care what people say about be ever. So fuck up the person that doesn't care like like. Well, what about no? You don't care. You just keep your cares, whoever whoever is these putters get we think it support because we watch these TV shows where four people talking about. Well, what if it doesn't matter? Yeah. Whatever is whoever is has it murdered someone or even if they have the, you know? However, they're gonna win. Yeah. You know, go around apologizing scholarships. Okay. Before you go have you met Obama? This is important. I met a bummer. I have a thanks for stopping by. Everybody. We love him so much their fourteen listeners where you want them to troll you on Twitter. I could do they could. I am I at Tom Arnold and watch the vice land shell the Trump tapes. Beijing together, you have basic show. Oh, thanks. This is the best podcast. Dave what bid on for you? Guys. Have good chemistry? Thank you so much. Okay. Love you, Tom. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks, tom..
"tom arnold" Discussed on Dumb, Gay Politics
"Politics wherever you get your podcast, but we just want you to try cast box, and we're super excited that we're finally on cast box because we think it's the best. So try it. It's all shit. It's all just I'm gay politics, America's unkind, but we're not gonna let it go down like that. Because we got a down gay podcast Adum gay political podcast. We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinion them backtrack. That's dumb gay podcast Adum gave political podcast. It's ocean insult shit. Social, it's all shit. Clean. I don't know. I I am extremely. Of this shit is. The the. This shit is Trump t- argue MP any NS what either. I don't even know. Hey, everybody. Welcome to dumb, gay politics. I'm julie. And I'm brandy, and this is the podcast where we recap the week in politics. Like, we're recapping the week in reality TV, but this is a very special episode of with a very special celebrity. These fucking Sara decker decker cells have already gotten scrunchy nineteen off to a great start. Because one of our main intentions for twenty nineteen that we put into Devon's gratitude jar was to book important guests on this podcast. So tell them why male why we want to. Book important guests. Well, basically, the more influential guests we have on the podcast this year, the more likely it will be that. We can get presidential candidates on the podcast in two twenty twenty. And that is what we want. Yep. We want to talk to all the people running because we want to be part of the conversation that gets Trump out of there once and for all so this podcast started the month. He was elected, and it will probably end, quite frankly a month. He gets voted out. We seriously doubt that the fourteen listeners will still even care about dumb gay politics when we finally have someone normal in the White House again. And if twenty twenty is going to be our last hurrah than we wanna make the motherfucker count. That's right. And that starts right now. I'm this episode with our first KiKi of scrunchy nineteen and that is with drum roll. Tom arnold's? Yes. Yes. I know random you might say, you might not have thought of it. He is very political. Now, extremely political. He is actively working to expose Trump in every way he got into. The physical altercation that was that's like in the police are involved now the laws involved and now with Mark Burnett at all because of being involved in politics Trump now, I didn't realize what a fucking scumbag. Mark Burnett is. And now that it's been revealed, and I won't give it all away. But now that it's been revealed through my Tom by Tom Arnold. I Tom that. I'm beside myself. I'm beside myself with how much I hate Mark Burnett. So when you listen to the interview just know that when anytime Mark Burnett comes up, Julie once Tom explains the deal with Mark Burnett. Julie now, thanks Mark Burnett is a spy I think he's five and he's a mercenary. I think he's innocent. I think that he's a purse one of those people that doesn't have a conscience. I think he's up her paid per, you know, like, you know, like killing eve like a killer. I think he's a killer and. That I think that I don't want to give it away. But I I mean, can I are now off. Well, I'll tell you this all just say this. Okay. Anything that Tom Arnold brings up. And if you think I will I'm just going to say it, and it isn't allegation. He can come Sumi. I don't give a fuck. But I believe that. When you hear the story about what Tom Arnold says just know that I think that Mark Burnett did it with his own hands. Okay. Unknow about Tom Arnold. The man is. Ajoy? He's hilarious. He's he's fun. He's fond. He's friendly. He's opening was warm. Right. He was all of the above. Now. He talks pretty much the entire time stream of consciousness definitely he has something to say, he's not just meandering around. But it's it can take a second to get used to the style. If you did take us a second. 'cause we watch his show. We're used to Tom Arnold. We're fans of Tom Arnold. So we're not we weren't like, whoa. I haven't seen Tom Arnold since Roseanne. It's like no we've seen the motherfucker like literally three days ago, we were on Tom Arnold. Right..
"tom arnold" Discussed on Ask Me Another
"And we've another special guests. We have an amazing standup comic amazing comedian all round, Tom Arnold is good to be up here. Tom Arnold right now has show advice, land called the hunt for the Trump tapes where he tries to expose incriminating recordings of Donald Trump. Yeah, the guy is like walking Taki controversy. Renaissance man, basically everything he touches turns to scandal. So I'm excited. He's got a juice up my profile by being on this stage. Because right now, if you Google me, I'll tell you what comes up books bangs in facts about Canada. All right. So help me Tom help me make it better. Tom Arnold also became a father way later in life like me. I became a mother way later in life which it's a little bit different when you become apparent later in life as a woman, of course, because you are treated pretty interestingly by the medical community when you get pregnant at a advanced maternal age, I remember being told that I was both high risk and inspiration. So that was fun. I'm impressed that I actually had my child biologically, but we're raising him adopted because. I want them to feel chosen. I want them to feel shelter. This show somehow actually became like a nineties theme show. We didn't anticipate that until we brought it together. I like I missed Aljic for the ninety s? Are you? Yeah, I lived through the nineties. I like the ninety s I can't think of anything. I really miss from the ninety. S? Nothing grunge Greenwich. No. Now flats back plants back. Did plant ever really go away? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Barrasso been all the way through. I know I didn't know I was going to have to buy plaid for the third time in my life. I had no idea. All right, everybody. Let's meet some contestants play some games..
Tom Arnold Claims Mark Burnett 'Choked' Him at Emmys Party
"On social media a very public back and forth between actor Tom Arnold and apprentice producer Mark Burnett. USA radio's Wendy king now with the story. Arnold tweeted. That Burnett choked him at a pre Emmys party arm Sunday in Los Angeles, brunettes wife, actress, Roma Downey tweeted that Arnold tried to ambush the couple and she posted a photo of what she said is her bruised hand. Arnold's lawyer Marty singer told. The Hollywood reporter that Burnett attacked Arnold. Actress Allison Hannigan was there. And she tweeted that she saw the whole thing and thought it was a joke until security jumped in police say no report was taken Arnold has a new show. Debuting Tuesday called the hunt for the Trump tapes, which follows Arnold's attempts to find the tapes that showed the president expressing bigoted views on the set of the apprentice, which Arnold was once a contestant
President Trump, Kim Jong and Donald Trump discussed on The Rusty Humphries Rebellion
"It's just. Okay, I can handle those kind of things where people are making fun of Trump and if it's in good humor. That's great. What I hate is today hate is the new humor. It's whoever hates Trump the most. You know, the guy that gets the pick ax and smashes his star on the Hollywood walk of fame, he's a hero to the left or Tom Arnold who's coming out, and I liked them are Levy spent time with Tom Arnold, but Donald Trump, he's a racist, released the apprentice tapes, calm down, calm down, but Donald Trump singing, Billie. Jean genius, genius. Elena says, no should never have done it. The first place. She's a traitor. Talk about Jane. Fonda marshal says her, apologies fall on deaf ears. She can never apologize for the misery. She caused our military personnel in some cases, their deaths true, very true. Jerry says, hell, no, I don't accept it. She was as songbird just like McCain. Let's see. Oh, here's another one where the left is saying that Donald Trump socks and all his meeting with Kim Jong on did nothing really when I tend to disagree quick little story coming out of North Korea, and this one is is pretty important, especially to those who lost family members in the Korean war. Check this out the remains of fifty five American servicemembers killed any Korean war expected to be returned by North Korea tomorrow that's Friday. An American plane receive the caskets and transfer them to to US air base in South Korea. They'll be flown to a Wii next week, their repatriation agreement between President Trump and Kim Jong on, you know where they're sending them to Hawaii. I've actually been to that place. It's. What campus. Air force base. I'm blanking. There's an air force base right next right in Pearl Harbor ban. I can't believe I can't remember the name of it. Shame on me anyway. I'll think of it, but in the air force base, they have this. It's it's a building nine in that very big of a building, but they go all around the world to places where they find the remains of American soldiers, and they try to piece them back together and then identify who they are and let their families know. And this is going. These remains that go back to World War Two and Korea. And I remember asking the guys. Long time ago, why? Why are you still doing this? And he looked at me and he said, we never leave anybody behind, sir. It may take us fifty years sixty years, a hundred years, but my mission in life is the white dentist by every soldier that we lost and the remains of every soldier. And he says that they find them all the time. It's shocking. I may. There's still by Hickam Air Force base. Thank you very much. Yes..
"tom arnold" Discussed on Inside the Hive with Nick Bilton
"Who but we're all we're all you know we just all together it for everybody you think with trump you don't know what about the place the are these guys even know necessarily who knows what's going on who those people are on jay you can't assume you know and so you know yeah there's a lot of hateful people but but less as could be learned for this there's people think he can't go down and he's invincible and they're gonna be they're gonna learn some lessons actually say some he's someone just on that note tom this has been great love you buddy amazing for just bercy hey here's this course so i so excited because you know as a kid ago but i the guy for fucking com percy so i people are dogging me the i i said well beating with watergate level journalists covers voicemail calls me but our tom first of all i talk way too faster edgy imagine thome keith at tweet down because twee watergate level journalists that can only be either beer bob woodward like genie really really bad and i was like oh and what it astle move by what a braggart as that was one of my earliest things oh i was trying to be discreet say you know i didn't say you goes tub only be two people on the planet i said didn't say your name you said not to say your name anyway but he just did a smack that i'll be like 'cause i i could be a bit of a fool but the grady about dealing with trump these guys they also are the generally arctic i have made so many mistakes who trump michael cohen all these guys they just index why everything you say about the at say to them they have to go maybe tom arnold knows something maybe he's right no matter what i do or say so because it could be true in they're buying if you if you could say one thing to donald trump today what would it be we're coming israel is covered you know it's real we're coming we're not quitting right on that note thank you as always all right thanks to my guest this week tom arnold if you enjoyed this crazy conversation be sure to listen to subscribe to other great episodes of inside the hive with built me you can find these on apple podcasts google play or any way you get your podcast and don't forget to leave a glowing ten store review while you're there thanks the folks that cadence thirteen for their production work thanks to my editors vanity fair and thinks this week a special thanks to the lawyers conde nast and a special special special thanks to my sponsors hbo on one blade please support them the same way you support this podcast i will see you all ex
"tom arnold" Discussed on Inside the Hive with Nick Bilton
"Yeah testing yes yes testing one two okay perfect so so we just jump right as course who are you i am i'm dad to tom arnold nick bilton hello welcome back and see the crime the scene of the crime so i am sitting here in in tom arnold home office which has got lots of pitchers of tom arnold lots of paraphernalia it's exactly the same as two years ago when you're here isn't it or whatever started so so this this all started mike conversation with tom started because of donald trump right yes well sorry david carr david car right we are mutual friend david carr who passed away couple years ago who would have who would have fucking loved this debacle he was good for bill to thirty five years and nick he liked nick nick call be a lot of people were calling me because you know i was shouting about the apprentice outtakes take that i'd seen after the access hollywood grabbed by the pussy tape didn't take trump down and i said well actually i've seen promoting my stand up and i said well you know this our ages that it work because okay so i have to stop this tape for a moment and backup minute until you what's going on here the tape you were just listening to actually record it last week for last week's podcast but in my interview with tom arnold he said so much crazy shit about donald trump about mark burnett about the apprentice tapes and more that we decided we had to cut the first half of this interview so what you're about to listen to is actually have an interview with tom arnold so in addition to people looking for those alleged apprentice outtakes they can now look for missing inside the hive audio footage to we're going to start this podcast with the infamous tweet seen around the world last week the one featuring a photo of arnold and michael cohen donald trump's former lawyer and fixer who many hopeful actually flip on the president pretty soon we're gonna step into this interview twenty eight minutes in where arnold is talking to be about running into cohen at a hotel in new york city where tom told me he tried to take their disagreements from twitter to the parking lot so to speak a little side note before we begin tom arnold views and opinions are solely his own and do not report to reflect a represent those vanity fair the hive inside the hive conde nast or me nick bilton we also had to bleep out a few names in this episode's sorry about those noises you might hear halfway through michael cohen roseanne barr did not respond to requests for comment regarding things tom arnold said about them in the show so without further ado welcome to inside the hive i am your host nick bilton and i present to you none other than tom arnold okay so last week you were in new york city and it was i was until last night and and.
"tom arnold" Discussed on The Rich Eisen Show
"It's and participation so check out the survey at podcast one dot com slash mice survey or click on the survey banner on podcast one dot com washing does oh i'm a shower curtain do one thing keep water from leaking everywhere you see why feel useless compared to gyco who does so much more like not only gyco saving money but they've been around for over seventy five years and they give you twenty four seven access online over the phone or on the geiko app and they've got a ninety seven percent customer satisfaction rating they do all this while i have to listen to chuckle head oh could he stopped oh create an encore geico expect great savings and whole lot more welcome back to the rich eisen show past and present imperfectly was taped on november eleventh of last year right here in los angeles and it's finally getting for everybody to see their eyeballs on it check it out right now with tom arnold past and present imperfectly go on i tunes amazon direct tv at and t right here google play other cable and satellite companies later on friday all digital and physical audio retailers we'll have become exciting's of tom arnold the latest from him you could sern about your giants level would be what first of all you got a lot of best ads for show loved i this building right now a lot of good it my concern thrilled i've so excited about the giants this year last year as you know steve tisch best what best best man of ever had last year i felt by giants management including steve tisch bears disrespected by quarterback eli manning and i let them have it we all let them have it pulled giant station together.
Roseanne Barr's Ex Tom Arnold Says His Former Wife 'Wanted' Cancellation 'to Happen'
"He's targeted he's very clear and strategic look anti blackness is a strategy that has been the foundation of part of the american process project so the fifty million or whatever it is the voted for trump you're all racist okay that woman should ever be on cnn again it's really simple right tom arnold he was married to rosanne cash it's been they divorced in one thousand nine hundred four so it's been quite a while and he did an interview with the hollywood reporter and he said it had to happen and i've got to tell you the truth she wanted it to happen that's what tom arnold says now tom arnold says the the bottom line is you put a phone in her hand she's a loose cannon and our entertainment guy who is with us in the last half hour said the same thing her tweets were wellknown she had crazy outrageous over the top tweets going for a long long time this is not the first time her twitter feed has made the news she's done this before and so arnold during the first season of the reboot of the roseanne show he threw out this idea to family and to the crew there's so much to take away bars phone and arnold was informed that bar refused to give up her phone so he said he made a difference suggestion he tried drafting her a statement that would tell fans she was going to spend less time on twitter quote i wrote a whole thing for her a month ago i send it over to the crew it said i've got this is the word his words for roseanne i'm going to take a step back it was fun at first but now i can see much negativity is there is out there and people are getting hurt so i'm going to take a step back and i'm hoping by fans we'll too and then tom arnold said and then are crazy tweets came out so he says you know bottom line is she wanted this to happen so she's still going out of this morning now there's the ambien excuse used and it's interesting so ambien comes out with abby he comes out with a statement right off the bat that ambien does not one of the side effects is not racism but i'm on the on a website right now known side effects of ambien.
Michael Fishman, Roseanne and Cnn discussed on Mojo in the Morning
"Whole lot more ranting more racism and attack on former cast members really putting the ambien in nam being the racist he deleted good michael fishman who played plays dj connor on the reboot said my character was designed to represent the inclusive nature of my views to represent portions of society often marginalized in this moment it's important to be clear we must stand up against bias hatred bigotry and ignorance to make society a better place for all roseanne replying to his tweet by saying you throw me under the bus nice on cnn with anderson cooper rosen's exhusband tom arnold said he is not surprised by any of this that surprised what would doubt and the show was canceled i i had a feeling this is going to happen when i first heard it was coming back when i read her social media she was so into the conspiracy stuff with donald trump and so how far gone she was the pizza gated hillary's pedophile baba wasn't board here she was you know a birther how crazy that was i just do that this will not end well president trump weighing in of course i demanding an apology from abc claiming the network offended millions of people by pulling the show harvey weinstein was indicted by a grand jury in new york city yesterday to council of rape in the first and third degree and a single count of criminal sexual act in the first degree if he's found guilty of all of these charges he could find himself getting cozy behind bars for up to twenty five years the indictment came hours after his lawyer said harvey would not be testifying in front of the tree and guardians of the galaxy star chris pratt telling a funny story in the graham norton show about his five year old son surprising him with a few swear words i had this rule with my old man and i have it with my son which is when you're fishing you can swear it's just the guys go ahead and let loose and so we're out fishing he catches a fish and it flops out of his hands and he's bass have these little spines on their back and the fin pokes him in the hand i said hey buddy are you alright you already said dad i'm about to swear you know you know the rules and he goes at bass at bassus stupid all right buddy stupid bass for all of today's dirty check out the dirty page on mojo in the morning dot com this is tom arnold all my ex's listen to mojo in the morning shannon's dirty on the thirty eighth spike scams next down the morning.
Jimmy Kimmel calls for compassion in wake of Roseanne Barr controversy
"The side well these are safe topics that i can speak out on where did that interview back in two thousand eleven back then the idea of a full network reboot of the roseanne show would have been inconceivable times change fans are forgiving but this was already roseanne's second job yeah sell ass word and so you know they were like showing you know kind of all the different stories in with the visual and stuff with that and then on a later story than they shared about just kind of even what's happened since then nouncement of the show coming back and tom arnold could suffer months ago was like i'm rose these these are dangerous things that she's sharing online and i more i think about what ian said i do think that you are people are getting sick reason coming what they're reading in a way and jimmy kimmel i know he he's getting some flak he said what the real roseanne said is indefensible but angrily attacking a woman who's obviously not well does no good for anyone take a breath and remember that mental health issues are real the roseanne i know could possibly use some compassion and help rate now so she has mental health how does he know what she hot in that last thing that she had kind of the rock bottom he understood that you do have to sell out a little bit for celebrity because people don't like everybody's opinions and you're you know they wanna see her be roseanne yeah paulie per ad for men's tweeted there's an old adage is sober man's thoughts are drunk man's words so she said so a racist gals stats are ambien orchards sorry roseanne too much you know and then there's a lot of funny jokes about ambien and all of that kind of stuff but the biggest thing and what ambien since taking ambien doesn't make you recess that was the best line ever that ambien said yeah yeah they had to do that no so anyway and so yeah right you know i you're her having a real like they're like mom we've got to sit down her kids are like in their thirties and she's talked before about you know how hard it was on them when she kind of had to go off the grid and she moved to hawaii.