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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

05:11 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Radio all right. We've got a shirtless dare dietrich here please have a seat. Yes please yes. Yes down on with us. He was by the Cleveland or pool in the off season. Coming in off of what was it a month where he hit twelve or thirteen homers. I I owe you an apology to your face that I'll get to in a second I heard about it but you know it's okay I I. I heard Baker Mayfield said earlier Baker. Mayfield he keeps notice he he keeps tabs on the haters. But I know you're not a hater I mean we've been I've been in Miami along. I think though in your case the reason I owe you an apology is because I was a hater. I'm clearly wrong. In saying thinking that on that Marlins team I said flatly that's not a major leaguer and then last month last year you hit. How many homers in a month? Yeah I I set the record in May twelve homers or whatever it was but it was a fresh opportunity you know. Cincinnati was great loved. Left time in Miami. Obviously on back. I love the city of Miami A lot of great memories but You know it's Baseball Business all-sports. Our business in you know you're always looking a to improve and looking to win most importantly and You know that's what I've always been doing billy you you maintain that one of the greatest moments in Marlins Arlen history is dietrich having a walk off hit tearing his uniform off on the field because we all would if we looked like he does and running around shirtless. What happened to have it wrong wrong? I mean I. I don't know if I might have helped at the very end because of that last button or two but I think that was more like a team wanted to get the shirt it off but Yeah that will go down as one of my best memories. Maybe the three run home run game against the pirates or something like that. But now I don't mean to cut you off. Who Cares about that? Where do you have the picture of you have to have it somewhere? Like blown up over your bed or something. Billy has has a screen. Save my parents actually. My Mom's uh-huh friend gave it to her and it was on my parents frigerator for a long time. But every I'll sign those all the time I mean you know people will bring them up to me all over the country in all and I'll sign those. Are you as impressed with your Tan is impressed with your your beefcakes are you are. You are sensual. beefcake this this is news erotica sensual as this channel has ever been so. I'm a little behind actually usually. I'm in Miami Ame for weeks and working out tanning and ride my bike so I just got back down. I was in Cleveland visiting my family my grandmother and so I just got back down like last week so I hit it hard this week at the pool and you saw me outside. I was having an L. President Day over at the pool and enjoy the beautiful sunshine. And it's got some some work to do I got. I gotTa hit the gym again. You're looking at a little thin. I didn't want to. I mean you look great but it's always been work. It's the off season sick having thank you. Thank you thank you tattoo. He's major league tattoos and Hialeah Bro. Great all the big leaguers go to them so check them out like Tattoo. Don't go in that pool. No no no. That's not five in that pool. I is just bones. You know. We don't know they never cleaned the bottom some of it. They never cleaned the bottom of the golf ball. Chilean San Fran who framed Roger Rabbit like the bats that they would put things and yeah. Yeah Rose I love. I love what you guys have guests this because I love. The Dietrich is a guy who tans by the Cleveland or pool like that's something that has to be and the rest of the country is insane right because it's December. Oh yeah actually. I grew up in Cleveland. Ohio Kit. Okay I was. I was born and raised there as as soon as I could get south. I started at Georgia Tech for three years and I went to Tampa Bay in the minor. Leagues got to Miami for six and fell in love with the city. I mean the sunshine the weather whether you can practice outside all year round beautiful weather people you can do whatever out here a great lakes and getting better as does anyone recognized. You were the chain still and that. Listen here you kind of get bypassed but in Cincinnati you see this chain. I think everybody recognizes you but Now I mean I get some people. It's cool I mean that's one of the best parts about it Not about what I do on the field. It's really about just making the connections percents These guys are overheating in that studio I have never seen a man crush like slamming him. Downstairs running back here triple take triple take take take my wife this regularly on tonight. He actually said Dietrich's here again. Because we noticed you say he's a regular on the Cleveland or baby Cleveland Ohio. Hi of Cleveland. They're down here in Miami Beach. Go Dietrich thank you for being on with us. Thank you for making area so much sexier than it has ever been. I'm sorry if I've made the audience uncomfortable but This is a throbbing beefcake. We can always make it sexier baby I love you. This is a guy who was doing curls in the dugout..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

12:20 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Cancerous growth on his scalp. Josh Gordon is being released off injured reserve not a crime unless you get caught for all of the latest headlines and information tune season the baseball season has concluded so this should be I think our final it to them here in just a second timmy if you wouldn't mind Greg Cody in the South Beach Studios forest well I think that was the craziest world by the road when you have earlier and cold losing at home heart all of this put together the Burland or struggles to greatness then that it was imperfect on every level but I thoroughly enjoyed it the senators hadn't been in a world series since nineteen thirty three I believe What did this not rooting for anything here but I grew up in Maryland and so to come back and win a world series in Washington the first time since they want and then they moved away from Washington for a second time and then together made it very satisfying and I'm very happy for all my friends for Tim Kirch with us here on ESPN radio inch to a take outside grady and then be when he took outside cranky who was Jay hedge well I said at the time not like it matters out to go to the bullpen earlier not later but I still think he should have gotten ten years ago and yes that's a difficult adjustment but he had prepared I also know that they were seeking we're going to close this game with Garrett Cole so maybe nightmare continued what does this do to his legacy well he's GonNa be First Ballot Hall of Famer and he should be he's the only pitcher ever to lose three and have a chance to win three still GonNa get in the hall of fame and he's going to deserve it but it's impossible not to verging on ESPN radio hey that baseball season's over and we're looking is tau robots or a trampoline point and jump higher and jumped over the fence may catch baseballs and rob guys have home runs yeah I think the trampoline idea was yours to God so it's GonNa be hard thank you that's what he was doing it I think it was actually billy's I agree with you trampolines and bring a hitter clean that's okay but that was actually a good one let's go to let's go to Jordan Jordan go ahead you're on along my colleague from China was her first time seeing a baseball game really didn't understand the rules explain the very basics of the game well it's interesting 'cause we know anything about baseball so it was very difficult to try to so that was a little bit complicated and it is an that let's go to Rob Rob go ahead you're on with ESPN's and what are the chances that marseils have returned to the car on next ever seen for extended periods Kent I've seen the closed world series game he was really good for the and we love having you on every week three quick questions for you Ren dawn what type of deal will he be looking billion because some big market teams including the nationals they don't have a third baseman and I know the dodgers love Anthony Ren it is there a team because everyone just assumes that Garrett goals go hunt they have to be because this is the first decade they have not gone and Eric Cole is a great starting Pitcher and do not count out the dodgers thanks to get Garrett Cole vital question for you timmy with the mets ever Ardo Perez who I worked in the booth with the last four years and taken this long but I think on Monday they will have made their decision talk right well billy will this is the second big mystery candidate big name Mr we love having you on every week during the baseball sees it we just love you general we love you we love having you around.

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

10:40 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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Get ready for chaos in Astros-Yankees battle of the bullpen games

Chicago's GameDay

00:51 sec | 1 year ago

Get ready for chaos in Astros-Yankees battle of the bullpen games

"The C. one night after picking up the victory they needed to extend their season the Yankees facing another must win tonight New York down three games to do visiting Houston in game six of the American League Championship Series tonight it'll be a bullpen game for both teams ESPN M. L. B. insider Tim Kurkjian both teams have very good full and thirdly the Astros had used their bullpen lap fifty eight have to like you have a slight edge goes to the Astros there at the Yankee diffuse the ball playing game more often that the after that they'd be able to get the van it always does baseball and I can't wait to see what happens that I've incurred to non Daria now all hands on deck for the after the Yankees tonight except for your call and we Severino they start game seven tomorrow if necessary game six is like seventy three ESPN radio and

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

02:39 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"It'd be reinventing this whole thing that whole industry needs a reboot and maybe Dan Le Batard is the guy to do it right I mean listen Dan is he's Tori is when everyone zigzags her daughter got married last month three weeks something like that and the level of emotion and sincerity and old timey like just traditional wedding vibe that that Kirch in wedding had I gotta believe it's going to be a little different from what we see at the Lebatardshow nuptial so it will be think right Yes yes as your question yes I wish I could see tim courage in crushing Dancefloor I could also see Randy Scott crushing a dance floor so I don't know about you I don't know your your wife. you talk about her I've heard her on the podcast she sounds very entertaining did you out kick your coverage as much as I did yes so the the key to that is if my wife wants to answer she loves to dance I have to match matched not an ability but in enthusiasts so I'll get out there I'll sweat through my shirt do all that stuff because I'm not leaving her out there dance with somebody else ah tornado of elbows ask him did you out kick your coverage did you expect he was going to say no to you I don't know that he's an honest man awesome let's be real time description of thank you love but did you notice what was happening here during the commercial break with the guys when with the Renzo and not Mikey see smoking a cigarette but with the Renzo but I've always said and now I'm starting to rethink this the guy in sports I would most want like sit around a campfire and have him tell me or her tell stories to me was bobby.

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

15:22 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Do drugs some hardball no leash and take your calls two plus two I'm GonNa undress you three and three you're going to undress me for and four we're GONNA freak some more the interview he's like Tim Curtain or Dr Robert Clever my.

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

12:07 min | 1 year ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"That doesn't mean you're not never went into lake well. I mean I'm I'm withholding the number one power rank and in the league until we determine how you feel about our relationship I mean I have a lot of really close friends. That isn't the most rude. Did you know I still have a lot of videos in this phone in a lot of text in this threatening her. I mean by the way I mean your whole spiel here about intimacy and videos in exposing if this was all taken out of context would sound absolutely insane. I put that out right. the truth is it's probably between you and Pablo for me yeah. They're neck and neck. I've known Pablo for a really long time. When I did my very first appearance in the show I revealed I knew him before I started working at. ESPN weddings but interesting lost a lot of ground over the last year you know I I'm just being honest. Pablo Pablo is linked themselves very closely with someone else I mean I actually no longer longer offended because I know the history and Pablo half right and so the fact that I am also that but if you're if you're already neck and neck think about what you're a year from them yeah US US better out. I walked Pablo down in a short period of time. Come here Pablo. I I can give it to you know this. You know about managing relationships. I can't tell him I have to always keep him on his toes so we were all shocked when you said that view observable with relationship. I feel like there's a time where I was your best friend at the network on Air Personality Division so that game last night came somewhere outrageous I before I came on. I heard you guys talking a little bit about Steve was throwing out an outrageous russell. Wilson has surpassed dispatching homestake. I Love Russell Wilson for more than anyone at this network and even I scoffed in the most I think I think he's the most entertaining yes I think Russell Wilson's the most entertaining guy 'cause I'm prisoner. The moment guy and I think he's the most entertaining guy that we've seen in the NFL. It's all this Sunday with Patrick Mahomes plus author Outta. This is actually a little hot guy. I always do that caveat. I just said if anybody you mentioned this this notion okay well what if they were switched switched or when he got moves to actually use what if homes at to work in the offense and Wilson Got Andy Reid who you and I love. I Love Russell Wilson. I and I love Andy Read. I actually don't think it would make that big of a difference because so much of what Russell Wilson does outside the constructive and offense. I think what you the skill players would certainly help and he would do some. I'm fun things but for the most part. I actually don't think it would be that dramatic well. I mean first of all Chris is the one who's at it and say Chris it matters so I guess the question question is. Do you believe that Russell does that because no one is opening schottenheimer's offense or do you believe that Russell would do that. No matter what Ben Rothlisberger is a guy who like. I don't think it matters if somebody if the read is right been is going to do what been does. Are you saying that Russell is like that because I think that under under under Andy Reed's offense there will be open looks you would. I see a lot less of Russell ad. I think it's fifty fifty not just detach but it's kind of like when people ask about Russell Wilson Offensive Line. He's responsible for a lot out of those stacks again. I love him but a lot of it is just the way he plays football and I don't think that would dramatically change even if he was in a more sophisticated modern offense. You guys have a theory. We were discussing discussing this earlier. I mean I'd be interested. Do you have a theory of what's going on with Todd Gurley I just want. He seems to be healthy. He wants the carries. He wants more touches and yet he's not getting those touches. Well I think last tonight is the first time I watched really closely and I think last night was the and if you look at their stats from last year I remember Todd Gurley around week eight and then other people started catch on just you you know I I noticed it. I Todd Gurley was running against the lightest box in the league and I think that that offense is built around checking and making the decision to run the past based on the advantage of the disadvantages so last night the seahawks kept in base personnel even against eleven personnel which is three wide receivers against the the rams so I think that early on they had some success and then later on it wasn't there so I don't think that last night was any indication on his health or how talented he is because when he got the ball and in favor of situations he played well but when he didn't they check to the past and I thought golf yeah I used to be this narrative that will join mcvay just ran todd Gurley more. The Rams would look like they did last year. That's general dumb voice. I'm not anyone in particular. I don't think that's true at all. He did use them a lot in the first half and while well yes he had a couple of Nice runs ultimately ended up averaging negative point three two expected point at points added per play which is my favorite statistics more to I love. EPA which is just a way of saying you know. He was not that efficient and that's not on him. It's because of what defenses have been giving it. They just haven't figured out an an answer for that six man front so I I do think there is a little bit element of load management. I I absolutely do but I think most of it is not because of him last night's game. Aim was the perfect example because I think the hawks will run into a loaded box. They don't care we're going to run. The ball stresses me out and it's like kind of old school. Nineteen eighteen ninety s football. I we're GONNA do it. We're going to stick to the Ron and mcvay is not that guy. mcvay is GonNa try to find the advantages disadvantages and I think it's smart and last night the advantages bandages were not to keep pounding girly in the box Donlevatar Stugatz. If you give him the choice to got you can have the very same thing one of two ways you could get it honestly honestly or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it. stugatz law it's the quicker path. I mean just libertad show with there's two guards on ESPN radio tune into football action this Sunday as the steelers host the ravens presented by vivid seats pre game begins at noon eastern on most ESPN radio stations. Mike wants to do our NFL locks of the week lock it. I think I WANNA do our. NFL walks of the week lock it. I mean and wants to talk about some Adriana that she's having we'll get to those main. I promise you we will get to those and we have to get Sam darnold not wanting to die in a football field. I WanNa talk about that you think he died for the Patriots in my favorite thing about this Sam darnold spleen story. Sorry Mike is so we came out yesterday that if he gets hit he might die because the spleen is engorged split it thank you for not saying and gorge and I love my favorite part of all of this and it's kind of reminds me. The perfect thing is people coming out and as pretty it some brave take to say I do not think Sam Darnold should die for the jets like this is a grave a brave hill that I'm gonNA stand on hold on. What's I get migraines getting mad at you now. Okay who which Matt here dominating you keep doing. I WanNa hear this song yes. He's he's getting mad at me. Yeah you really have this is why I keep in constant competition. Pablo blow it Whoa what a anyways. It's what I said yesterday. He comes here and purposely sleep fouled things up and mean it does unintentionally Phallic. I've been slipped. Let him finish your point man really slick finish. It great reads. They can't get a compliment for reads. We did a good job has have you heard anyone say that. Stop Got Limited Limited that Sam Darnold should play like. Has Anyone staked out a position no because we're all in three but if we're three now I'd be saying sibling speak. Do these locks lots of the week. We're doing spreads here. Thanks Caesar's yeah okay. I want to know your locks of the week. Let's go around the room. Yeah give me your pro football locks of the week people all right. Let's start with it is a new segment called walks of the week when out I'm so happy we arrived. I Chris Cody locked in the week. NFL style. Let's go already gave you my trap game in the League earlier in the week. Somebody goes something different. I'm going patriots minus fifteen and a half against the reds by the way used to trap game assuming on the Games what was the game is weak. Jets plus fourteen against the eagles. The Eagles big offered scheme next week against Viking of course eagles like a tough week for attractive or not even division rival conference the lock of the week Patriots Minus fifteen the redskins. You know I'm going to go bills plus three really what makes it a lot. I just I was forced to pick a team for the segment so I'm GonNa go bills plus three dominic. Where are you what happened luggage. They yeah I'm I'm reading. I'm trying to figure out these games. I didn't know this we were doing oh. Tony's here. Are you trying to check out the lines Uruguay Uruguay. You need the Caesar's lines though Caesar's line okay. I got the Baltimore Ravens minus three and a half this week against the Ravens. Okay Ravens will bounce back game there Roy Bellamy. Who Do you have Falcons plus four at Houston. Falcons lost four at Houston. Mike does not not like that pick. Everyone is shaking their head. It's like they all direct spoilt. I can seem kind of like a dead ass. You can't go. We're delighted to like throw line. Let's listen no go you. WanNa go ahead and by the way you could take someone else's rules of life. I saw a stat. The Falcons have actually lead in less time games this year than the dolphins lock it okay well hold on a second. This is this is important. Meena said she doesn't she's not aware if there were rules to lock Walker the week because we've never done it before. Are there rules could take someone else's bag. She can take a white elephants situation. If I take someone's big up yet uh-huh where I'm going to go bills plus three Tennessee wow I'm a I'm a football expert Dominate Avenue. Let's go vikings at giants. I got the vikings minus five. What's your Tapie was the vikings white elephant the dolphins at a by luggage Mike Ryan. You're in bender right. Now your fire benders of bad soya. Whatever I'm sorry he hasn't stopped drinking on. Are you hello again. He's on the heater. NFL stuff. I don't like the pro football slate. Oh it's your idea. I think I'm GONNA to pass pass on the weekend. I don't really like anything on the board. That's it. After after I was seeing this segment I was just curious. What your locks were. Oh I see again unlike anything like it off okay back next weekend more gambler right. There is the rams next week against the niners. How are Ooh. You're locked in for next week already about that shutdown. Actually I've child..

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A look at all 16 possible World Series matchups

The Stephen A. Smith Show

11:20 min | 1 year ago

A look at all 16 possible World Series matchups

"Allow with us right now is is EMMA LB Major League baseball analyst insider extraordinaire the great one himself the one and only Kirk Chin who will be in attendance for tonight's Oakland a's Tampa Bay rays one game divisional playoff game. What's going on man? How are you how's everything I'm great Stephen? Even a I'm at a playoff game. It's a winner. Take all situation on October the second this is pretty good stuff. You really really liked this one game stuff don't you. You really liked him. Well what I think it does Stephen Obviously it brings a game seven half. Let's fear to the beginning of October that that game last night was a really good game but it was even better because the poor brewers had to go home after losing and granted. It's really unfair that one of these teams tonight both worked on ninety five or more games going to have to go home after one but it does bring increased integrity to the regular killer season. It makes those hundred sixty two games so important so you don't have to play in this game but the fact that the loser goes home home makes it. It has a level even high. I gotTA admit him. I'm very shocked by that position that you take because you are one of the most fair minded people I've ever known on and to go to a hundred and sixty two game season and it to come down told one game. It's it almost seems grew. It really does well. It is cruel stephen a but this is a cool sport and I was not in favor of this but here is the option if we were gonNA play a best best of three. Let's say and you are the New York Yankees. Let's say you want your division and you get to host the next round and we have ties leading into the wild card situation and then you play best of three it's possible the Yankees can win a hundred and ten game name say in a season and then take eight days off before they play a playoff game. That isn't fair you need to you need to really welcome the teams teams that won their division and put them in the best possible spot but if you make them wait a week before they get to play. I don't think that's fair. Wow Turkey right here with steven a radio. ESPN news fair enough. That game was something special last night at least the last couple of innings of soda to to to to Gino's keynote hit it to right field identify Grisham to commit that era. I gotTa tell you it was great to see how electric atmosphere was. How much did baseball Paul need particularly when we have just heard reports come down to how attendance drop but so like a six year low or something like that right well baseball can use all the health can get right now? It's still for me at least the greatest game and yet things are starting to slip a little bit and big game like that starting out like that in a city. That's like the biggest game the nationals of one well biggest game. A team in Washington is one baseball nineteen thirty three for goodness sake. That's what made it so good. That's why that celebration was so good and I'll crom tonight. Stephen Ain't no matter what happens this is gonna be a great night for baseball 'cause weighty. Did you see the Oakland Coliseum tonight with fifty thousand people in your they don't have the most fans in the world but the fans they have our rate and they are loud and it should be a tremendous atmosphere so this is a great jump start to the postseason in baseball last night in Washington and no matter what happens tonight tonight tonight in Oakland who you have when you look at tonight's game just evaluate this this match up to me between the as and Tampa Bay talk to me about you know who's looking good in mismatch in what well I like both teams. I'm GONNA pick I like it matters. I'M GONNA pick the as because they're at home. I'M GONNA pick the as Ashok MNAYA WHO's four no with a one twenty-one year as it's coming off the list has been great. Their bullpen is pretty darn good and they can just ask Mash Stephen a more than any team in the history of the Oakland A.'s in the franchise so they can really pounded but they're going up against Charlie Morton who was one of the best pitchers in the game this year. I saw his last start against your Yankees Steven A. and he he threw six scoreless. Let's see was completely dominant and if you throws like that he's GonNa win tonight. That's how good he was so this is a toss up game. I'll just take the as 'cause they gotta pick. Somebody and I'll take 'cause they're at home. You brought up my Yankee so let's get right to it because you know that's what I really really care about. Tim Kirk Okay. I'm very concerned earn. I am not concerned about the Minnesota twins even donate three hundred and seven home runs this year. I just think they're allergic to prosperity whenever their face against the New York Yankees the Houston Houston Astros are an entirely different matter with Verlaine with Cole Whitt Cranky. I don't see anybody beating. These guys. Talk to me about my yankees prospects. The this postseason Tim Kirk well first off. Do not look pass the twins. Even though I'm with you I believe will win. This series do not look past the team that can swing it like that. Team can second I think the Astros are the best team not just in the American league but in both leagues and I'm not sure how any team to navigate through those friends for you guys in the rotation especially coal and Burland at the top and I'm also going to tell you it's even a there or is hope that the Yankees can win the world series that make you really happy a bunch of things have to happen of course after mash like they always do the bullpen has to be great great like it always has been but Luis Severino comes back and give them five dominant innings. Can we've seen him do and if James Paxton this good he's one ten starts in a row. If Tanaka can give them one really good start or a few really good starts I think they are good enough to win the world series with the team that they have now but I still have them as the third best team in baseball go in behind the Astros and the dodge transitioned to the Los Los Angeles dodgers. They've got to face these Washington nationals in the LDS. How do you see that matchup handicap that for me well? I liked the dodgers in that matchup with the understanding understanding that if Max Scherzer can return to being the great Max Scherzer which he has not been since he came off the injured list is not he wasn't that guy last night. He wasn't that Guy September. If he returns to the best he's ever been with him. In Strasbourg Patrick Corbin they can give the dodgers a really really hard time with with that starting rotation and that lineup is very potent these days. I just think the dodgers are more complete team. They hit the ball out of the Ballpark ballpark with anybody. Three stars in the rotation are really good. My key question with 'em is is their back end to the bullpen as good as it needs to be Kenley Kenley Jansen get the people out. He needs to get out if he can't. They're not going to win the world series. How wants faiths the dodgers fans having jetson? I know I don't have much. I like the guy personally early but I I I don't. I don't trust him. I don't trust them a big spots. I think he can be hit. Talk to me about him. For a second yeah his is down his cuddled. It doesn't have the same movement to better tad in the past and that gives fans of pause. They do have some other health back there there but I really thought they'd go get more help at the trade deadline and they didn't so they're gonNA hope starting pitching and power is going to carry them and they're hoping pinged Kenley Jansen his best but I seen him much much better than he's been this year. What should we make about the fact that you've got high payrolls dodgers Yankees you know old? I don't know the order in which is the highest payroll. You would know that at this particular juncture but I must ask you Tampa Bay is in the postseason obviously lowest payroll in major league baseball well. I do believe I know that I mean how do you explain the fact that teams like the as in the Tampa Bay rays notoriously alot payrolls manage to get this fall and sometimes further dentist with the highest payrolls talked about that for a quick second as a protest. Why baseball is so great even a is that Lebron doesn't touch it on every possession? Kevin Durant doesn't touch it on every possession it is so much more of a eighteen game in its own way because you could lose a superstar and still be really good you have to draft and develop properly like the as and the rays done you have to play the game in a better manner because you can't afford to make a mistake because you know either in free agency or trade because it could set that you back with a raise did they. They got Austin Meadows and tyler glass now in a deal for Chris Archer Saint the whole team now they've ninety games two years in a row they they are really good but they're really 'cause they play the game even a defense base running better than most teams do instead of just sitting back saying well. We're GONNA hit a three run at home this morning so we don't have to do all the other things so. Let's get all of this out of the way right. Now Tim Cook while you're here with me. Yankees twins you. Have you have one in that series. I've got the Yankees over the twin yes with the warning. I say it again. Don't underestimate a team that hit over three hundred homers with the as as you picked as over the race tonight which means there as will go up against Houston obviously you pick in Houston to win that series assuming it comes down to that and the LDS correct yeah yeah but no cakewalk they're not against the as but I have the astros advancing against the how formidable on the Atlanta braves not mean I mean I mean at least in these parts. We talked enough about them. How good is this Atlanta braves team well? If Ronald Kunia junior and Freddy Freeman are completely healthy and they they want to finish the season they are the biggest threat to the dodgers in the National League for me. They're lying is absolutely relentless and with some of the pitching moves they made young and Old Dallas Cycle and the upgrades in their bullpen. I like that team. I don't like it as much as I like the dodgers but they can beat the dodgers with the team. They have right now so the nationals brightest moment was last night because you don't see them beating the dodgers correct I don't because they're going to start on the road. They've already use sure they're they've already Strasbourg people. They can get them back in time. I just don't think they held it too. I was worried shows a look tied at the floor four. Oh five in his last night I mean fifteen and won his last pitch and fit then it was I think it was at seventy seven pitches and he looked absolutely gassed. What does that about yeah? He's he's he's been hurt for portions of the year and he's had a little trouble getting that rhythm back in September and now in October and he is so max effort for on every single pitch when everything isn't working properly even he can get in trouble because almost nobody's better than him.

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Minkah Fitzpatrick Wants Out Of Miami

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:21 min | 2 years ago

Minkah Fitzpatrick Wants Out Of Miami

"Patriots are so scary with Antonio Brown around that Dolphin cornerbacks are asking to be traded before they have to play on Sunday. minkah Fitzpatrick is has requested and received permission to find a trade somewhere the dolphins would like a first round pick and I'm curious to God's which one do you think is more likely to happen this week at the dolphins lose like that again right or Lamar Jackson and looks like that again because a lot of people are diluting the Lamar Jackson performance because it happened against the Miami Dolphins and a lot out of quarterbacks in that league could play very well if you don't apply any pressure in the dolphins did not apply any pressure throughout that game because they've got a defensive line with a total of before this game of five and a half career sacks for the entire defensive line but which do you think is more likely because the dolphins opens have never given up that many points regular season game and the Ravens had never scored that many in a regular season game and if you believe that the dolphins looking like that again as a possibility fifty nine to ten you're looking at the worst team we've ever seen if they could lose two consecutive home

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"She thinks it's obvious as you should switch because yes switching to gyco is a no brainer pity in most nesting dull and her lot in life donlevatar art. I hate that there are a bunch of people on radio row all of them with plumbers but sitting around elbowing each other dogs that little dogs capping dogs rabid rabid dogs sitting there waiting the shortstop for the seattle mariners to make his way through stugatz. We have plumbers but but our butts are in miami live at our show with his two guys on e._s._p._n. Radio i have a profound public embarrassment embarrassment. That is a shame i for me that was televised. We will get to that in one minute. This particular shame is long overdue roy. Go head retweeted sent out. Let's get out in front of owning this shame r._r._a. Already dead all right and in one minute we will tell the radio audience what happened because it's a legitimate surprise to me and like by the way the end finally i mean come on come on i mean i've been nervous sweating this word out of the last six minutes. You know the word dog about e._s._p._n. Radio is presented by progressive insurance guests on the dan. Le batard show here via the shell pennzoil performance line. Here's your sports center update. Cocoa golfie at fifteen years old became the youngest woman to advance in the u._s. Open's third rounds. It's anna kournikova did twenty three years ago man. I'm as flying by.

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:17 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"That's how you get a hold of him. He'll take just about any question <hes>. I'm curious kirk church because i remember member back in your early days. You covered the hell at different time in america different time in baseball. You covered the hell out of the baltimore <unk> orioles and what has happened that franchise in the last ten years as the yankees and red sox do their thing. Does it hurt you. You can you explain it first of all because they've been just an abomination but beyond that does it hurt you with someone who cares about that organization well. I'm not rooting for anyone. No it doesn't hurt me and as a kid when i was growing up senators for my team and the orioles killed every night every time they'd played so i i had no affection for the oriels growing up and when i covered the team i didn't now. I have friends who work there there. I have friends who were big orioles fans and yes. I feel for them at yes. He'll for an organization that was so beautifully run for so so long. Dan go back and look at the nineteen seventies what the orioles did in that decade. Oh my god they were so good for so long long really sixty six hundred eighty three so good so when you compare to that yes i guess i feel sorry but <hes> these last couple of years have been really bad add and i don't think they're going to get any better anytime soon. Timmy was christian yelich supposed to be this. I know he was supposed to be good player but this kind of power hitter no you. You guys talked about this. You know guys were in south florida and i heard it. He's never gonna hit twenty homers a season well. Everybody hits twenty homers now. Now we know that but no one expected them to forty you might hit fifty no one i. I don't think anyone saw him as an m._v._p. Any anytime time but he has a beautiful swing he always has the power came as he got bigger understood what he was doing but no. I don't think anyone saw him being this good but this this is here to stay for a while. This is not some two year barrage. This guy is a great great. Hitter does bud seelig looked like the villain in a claymation movie joe. You're on with tim kirk chin on e._s._p._n. Radio go head joe. Hey tim why in two thousand nineteen are professional athletes playing in a button-down. I felt and long pants good question. I i've never understood the belt part for a major leaguer we we should just have the you know the spandex waistband so you don't need a belt play major league baseball button downs are still interesting to me. It's i i kinda like them because you can open them up a little bit <hes> and the long pants are necessary. Remember the seventies the white sox or short pants as part of their uniform briefly and it looked absolutely preposterous so <hes> i. I'm okay with uniformed but i get rid of the bell. What are the worst uniforms in the history of the sport is it <hes> greg lazinski and a white sox uniform uniform..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:54 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"That person would never have time for me the best wedding photos i've ever seen a man. You're wondering why you can't be that only photographed billy. I confident yes you did come up to be a one point like in the middle of the speeches. It's like you look really good today. Dan it's been a long time and i have had going here is off in this offer today. All the hoodies all told the glasses was for today. Is anyone going to dispute what i'm saying. Which is that billy on. His wedding day looked as handsome masculine as confident as you've ever seen in an alpha male look oh it wasn't just looked to. He was acting like a different person. He was on the dance floor. The whole time pointing hall just so good. There was one point where 'cause bill. He's not a huge drinker. There was one point where he just started point of the bar shots. Let's go and everyone followed. I was like wow this is a different billion. I liked this drug billy's the billy. We always always wants drunk when taking some of those pictures shots three shots were not allowed that night. We were super super bad alfa mood. How old are your hands. Are we going to get away from. How will your hands her how i don't know billy their average hand but i think people assume that so you have really big hands like call ravage and i think it would be shocking if you revealed to everyone that you did it now. You don't you have very big hands you. I think i have small hands for someone my sign yeah. I think you do too yeah my hands big for my size. No no no no no some all your fingers are the same line there five sausage schlink's five sausage links the and the size not the big bloated sausages the crappy one microphone microwave it comes fifteen and a packet because the other packet of six is the right size. That's the size of your finger..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:29 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Radio i believe that one of the sui categories for a long time and again the sue as their next week they are our annual awards show <hes> has been shocking revelation is shocking revelation one of the categories this year because because chris cody has told me that carl ravitch who looks like a disney cartoon prints <hes> or is that more than reese davis not now. You know what my bad my bad because reese davis does look more like that than carl ravaged as the carl ravage has made a shocking admission. What was shocking about it critic so they're doing the little league world series it was call ravaged. David ross and kyle peterson and david rawson cal peterson our big brooding former major league baseball players so they just come. They're different from call ravage and they're talking about. One of these little kids twelve year old kid throwing a split finger and instead of using the pointer finger in the middle finger. He's using his ring finger anger in middle finger so it's a unique way to throw a splitter especially for a kid so there's marveling at the kid's hand size and it leads to car average making a revelation we saw aw i mean earlier normally if you can throw split it's like this. He took and went volk on it. I mean in this huge fans but that's not easy to do man dan. You don't have twelve year old hands. I do not split on that at all so carl ravage it was willing to go on national television and tell you that he has the hands of a twelve year old yes. I don't think that rises up up to the level of shock. I wouldn't call that a shocking revelation. I think you're making donald his hands. I didn't know about his hands. I assumed call ravage had monster mr hands. I put it on the poll guillermo lebatardshow. Did you assume carl ravitch had monster hand you. Didn't i mean you're not shocked that an adult reveal that he has the hands of have a twelve year olds. I mean karl ravage to be honest with you. I did not think of him as somebody with monster hands i think of the the thick the sean casey's of the world as having monster. Hey this is something you can't judge. A book by its cover drew brees small dude. Everyone thinks of him as a small quarterback. We had him on earlier in the week during that doing that. Research i learned he has huge hands chance that's part of the reason why he's such a good quarterback. Small dudes short not small but just shorter for that position huge hands and i just put ravage in that category smaller dude huge hands held or your hand mine. I think are like that of a twenty two year old. They have a little bit of character but not too rough and they're grown but not enormous enormous. I'd say my hands or twenty two bill. Can you help me with something because i don't have them in front of me but you can send out on the internet perhaps apps you could send out some photos of you on your wedding day because the difference between you and photographed you is a marvel. You took the best wedding pictures. I've ever seen a man take you like the coolest person in the universe as opposed to when you were in the ceremony and just sitting there and i looked like an altar boy. I feel bad about that. If i'm going to be honest with you because normally it's supposed to be the bride's day but as soon as those pictures came out. I realized how my day was unbelievable. I'm looking at these pictures and he's like putting and unlike i so wanna be friends with that person..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:14 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Can they get us a couch from the last three decades. I like instead of two things. They paid nine dollars foreign hialeah like is that unreasonable. We've got a one thousand nine hundred eighty microwave out there that we have had. It's been there for for forty years frigel microwave. It's the first one they put some of those out there. They went to more cheap ones but billie. Send out those couches. There is no one who's not in hospice. Who's using one of those couches and their defense. The couch is stained so i don't think they spend any money on these show aim free time for some assets. Those couches were bought in a thrift shop and i think we deserve better. I've earned earn gate. Jerry jones all of a sudden show about that probably not ziprecruiter honestly though so i come storm in everyone's scattered like cockroaches. Can we get a couch. That's not from the nineteen eighty s and then everyone started pointing at each other and everyone hit under rocks ah yes alison. You did do that because i noticed the couches and hadn't thought of them. I'm just like yep typical highly stuff we do around here. The couches costs four dollars <music>. There is a thirty for thirty that you will see see in ten years that is playing out right now. In front of your eyes as cam newton goes down with an ankle injury <hes> tired ron rivera who was still going to try and win again this year with nothing but cam newton handing off and throwing twenty four times a game and trying to hit greg olson a eric reed who plays on that team is saying cameras out bring back capper nick now before you turn off the radio runaway might already be too late that one word sometimes can get you guys to disappear. I just want you to know that we are right now. If not for eric reed we would have arrived at the very end of what are left of the remnants of all of the kapernick nick discussion. I'm going to explain to you why and how in a second but all of this noise for three years that sort of ignores that guy was pretty summarily black bolt home for protesting peacefully in front of a flag in a way that no matter no matter where you side on this in a way that's obvious okay in a way it simply cannot be disputed. You can make the arguments if you want false counterfeit though they are that he's not better than nathan peterman but he's out of the league because no one thinks he's better enough to deal with the problems that come with bringing that into your huddle a problem that some of these teams believe like the dolphins for for example the dolphins felt that their attendance was affected by what was happening during the cabinet stuff at its height and many teams believe leave that but coaches will search far and wide very quarterback and there's one who was a play away from winning a super bowl. He is sitting there wanting to play and he can't get in the league..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:16 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Center on e._s._p._n. Radio all throughout the day. I want to get to something that billy is very excited about. It's tomorrow correct billy without giving too much away because we will get to it. He huge day for e._s._p._n. Tomorrow dan okay and we'll get to that in a second can't but i i heard there was a lot of yelling going on in the studio there between you and allison and i always wanna bring that on air so what happened. Why were you to yelling at each other. He's a gross person. That's the only walk bad. I mean literally your only friend. This is amazing. How you bury me go. Let me get this clarification than just your gross person so this is what's happening. Here is kind of like you know. There's construction into stuff going on down here and we were now kind of. We have two couches right. We didn't have any couches before so now. There's kind of a little bit more space and there's an area where we can sit and there's two couches and they you know there's people working hard on this and they've been doing all kinds of stuff and they brought on these couches right. They've been there for a week and a half. No one's use them yet. Whatever allison's been complaining about about these couches palestinians. That's not true asked. People's opinion allison has been going around. I know 'cause you're very interested in people's opinion when you're not looking to give european on the couch so she just going around and she's ripping these couches and these come here come here. Come here sit on this couch. Is it how comfortable i want your opinion. How ugly is this couch. What do you think of this couch. It's horrible right. Isn't this horrible and she's saying this not in an indoor voice. She's saying this loud enough. People reworked all of this and the people who have set up the conscious possibly picked out the couches are two or three feet away from her washy rigging the couches in a room by the way what she shouldn't be in because it's still a construction zone and they're still setting up but she just walks around here. Does whatever she really going in this room out of that room he's couches. They're horrible right so i just wanted to get his let me save. Everybody's like yes you do and then nobody else has to tell you what you sound like then. You won't be mad at awesome. You sound exactly like so super confident resin billy some nothing. No no nothing like that so i thought the couch saga was done because she's been doing this for like four or five days right okay fine. We're finally done with the coaches know so last segment last break all of a sudden aw last break for whatever reason she goes dan and you're talking about something important and like you know. Everybody thinks that this is it could be anything. Hold on hold on to second allison. You will get your chance to rebut. Just let him finish it. Never it about a year ago tomorrow. I'll come back so she pulls aside saying she needs to talk to him about something. Important takes them to the other room and you know there's things going on. It could be about anything right. Dan comes back and he's like who break these couches and i go. Oh my god god. I cannot believe with all the things this is a man. That's going to be married house. The last thing that he needs to be worried about right now is couch selection and then he's they're trying to figure out get to the bottom..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:19 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"They're going to to do it with more injuries than any team in the major leagues how they put that lineup together certain days. <hes> is just ridiculous to to me. They're starting pitching has great at any point. He has done a fantastic <hes>. He won a hundred games last year scores and the m._v._p. And the the manager jere voting as a rookie manager that's how many great ones are there were last year but i think he's got a real chance <hes> to win. I think rocco ball deli. The other twin is going to win but i i would not argue with anyone votes for the why do gardner and keep fighting with everybody. Why are they getting ojected it. All the time. Well i think food is just protecting his own clair's breath guard or one of his former teammates still they that act is just get the tires look. He's a tough guy lasted. This long tries harder than every one of these more than anyone but little bit much with him. Slam it back to the it's dugout every single day and i think looney is just trying to you know protect him and his other players when they have a problem with the empire but you never never win the empires too much because becomes a distraction and that's not good. What did you make of the braves benching a for lack of lack of hustle muscle. I'm one hundred percent behind it dan again. I'm sixty two <hes> old. I come from a different time didn't run. You should've been standing on second economic that it barely made it to i. We don't yell at our players anymore. We don't embarrass them. We don't bench them. We don't take them into the office and let them have it and i think they deserve it. Sometimes and i love with brian snickers the other day he'd made an example of a great kid is a great player who made a stupid mistake sake. I maintain that okay more than okay to do that to someone 'cause he's not gonna make that mistakes again anytime soon and i think we've got away from the three players. You know harshly once in a while. I i think it's a good thing once in a while tim when's the last time you sat someone down and just let them yes <hes>. I never really truly gun that. I told you i yelled at a cabdriver once because he he got loss going manhattan to the airport who could get lost going from manhattan to the airport. When you're in new york city cab driver then he got an accident on the way these terrible driver and i missed my flight so i told him you are a terrible driver. You should stop driving a cab the closest i've come to quit. That's doing it though you absolutely did it. You gave him a tiny into he was already sitting down because he's a cabdriver. I want to get to this. Is everyone ready for this because i feel like this is too who much this can't be better that it or go he's going to do it. I don't think it's funny well. You are just trying to lower a job right now. You're mu fossa and you're holding this joke up like it's simba crab choked in all right. Are you guys ready. Everyone when reddy tim are you ready. I'd rather not actually is everyone ready for a really really bad joke awful the worst ever here. I'm going to walk to the russian move faucet and lift him up but you got in there so confidently and you just you stuck your your freckled beacon there. You need gotta make enjoy the ocean. A lion king referee's not on television loved that anyway he did. He's walking to the ocean anyway all right here. It is uh-huh adam silver. Hold on a second frazier asia in the past okay. We have read a series of adam silver's. He looks like a middle finger. He looks like a q tip. He looks like a recently retired member of the blue man group. He looks like bob barker's microphone he. He looks like he had a bowling pin. He looks like he administered through syrup..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:21 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Get him outta here and i'll talk to you guys which is not exactly the best way to go about it either but the astros sided with justin berliner would not let the writer in through that was at take that should not have happened and astros p._r. Made that mistake. I give you these three teams. You have to take one <hes> dodgers. This astro who's better. I think the dodgers are the best of those three. Astros are the second best yankees. These are the third best dodger starting pitching great dodgers to sit the most homers ever in an eight-game span most homers ever in the nine games fan and they can pound you from one to nine in that order and they're all pretty angry about losing in the world series the last two years i saw spring training. Thank slightly different look to that team and i think they're the best team in baseball and i think of those three teams two of them. Two of those three are going to play in the world world series <hes> there is no fourth right like the the different raising pretty good the difference but the the braves are better than anyone that division by a good amount. Do you put you don't put you put the braves samat category. I i think the nationals have an outside chance to beat the dodgers but only if sherzer strasbourg corbin are great. I don't think the brains have enough pitching to beat them and cleveland. Has it outside outside chance to beat the yankees and or the astros but only if corey kluber comes back which is highly unlikely coming back <hes> as a great pitcher if he comes back and as dominant they're pitching could be it good enough to really give the astros and or the hard time does vic bleeping fangio looked like the grump and movie studio security guard hard clumsily chasing the muppets through a variety of wacky movies. That's after they sneak past security gate. Freddie kitchens looked like the guy who takes a bite out of a cookie realizes. It's actually a dog biscuit then shrugs and takes another bite yeah. I've got one here that i believe. I'm going to save it for the end. I've got one here that i believe will make tim kurkin dissolved and i say this at someone who he says he gets these every day. He's walking around but who talked to tim yesterday facetime and the look on his face of delight on a couple of these that he has memorized way too. I play the last one i give him. I am assuring you is going to make him and dissolve into laughter at the end of the segue awaits you call them privately once in a while just to give them a few. I don't know i don't know i call him privately just to talk to him and what ends up happening. Is he ends up telling me about somebody said this thing to him. Where right it's happens to you all the time jim. You're walking around people pastor you about this stuff yeah. They don't even introduce themselves. They just stay alive. You know commissioner. Basketball looks like a french fry. They keep walking away. That happens to be all the time but he does. Though adam silver absolutely looks like the lone french fry in a basket of onion. It does look like an overly confident restaurant server. Who does it right down your order only to come back five minutes later and say hey boss remind me again how you he wanted. You're jon gruden looked like a toddler whose mom is holding out for his first haircut in the last one right. I got one at the end. I'm gonna give you now i now i feel scared because i'm overselling and i wanted to reduce expectation and i'll ask the baseball questions. Can you make a <hes>. Can you make an argument here here. I understand the payroll. I understand how many stars are on that team but when you factor in all the injuries this team has endured throughout the season much of their starting staff daft giancarlo stanton. Can you make an argument aaron. Boone has been the best manager in baseball this year <hes> yes. I can then with one hundred games..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

02:48 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Think like the the weird drawing out of a bucket. Alison doesn't like well. I'm sorry the reaper doesn't like being the reaper so we actually just pick teams straight up. <hes> the thing is though i believe that the reason it works at this point the only reason it works as with a lot of things on this show when we are actively incompetent or stugotz is the sleaziest person in the world and it ended up turning into good content that is the the discomfort is the thing that makes it something that people like to listen to the fact that we all hate it. The fact that we dread it the fact that it results in in public shame for us with us doing things we don't want to do is specifically in as far as i can tell us content the only reason to do who it but it's an important reason where we'd all be falling on that particular crucifix on behalf of the listener because none of us want to do this. It's embarrassing harassing but it's also funny when i'm on television and it looks like i'm doing the bobby pacino press conference with bruises on my face after a motorcycle accident with my mistress mistress and a neck brace on which is why this proposal that i'm proposing to you doesn't eliminate the fun payoff in what your dress up like bobby pacino. It just eliminates all the things that make you hate me. Hate everybody entre. You hate everybody before we did the game and you just dress up once a week or or we could ditch the gaming. You can dress up once a week. Whoa i hey now you've crossed. I will do the poem address up as a rat and your words mean nothing. I mean your words. I mean nothing. I will do the poem. It's four years outstanding. I can't write a poem. I'll read the puck barely read it lizoniapam. The commissioner doubled up your poem from five minutes to ten minutes. All the doubled up was the time that you haven't done what you and i have a problem with her meeting i can't we can't do you this again right. She can't be the commissioner because there was a forty the forty rising stars under forty in sports media and she was on that list and i said on stupidity i i thought he was older than forty and now she's very upset with me and she's gonna make me pay for it and so i i vote dan dresses once a week we ditch the game it get sweet so no resolution and even more mystery. Now we're doing it. We're doing it as it was yeah. I just rolled it. Just there you go. You got your clothes. Oh you come on red. Violets are blue. I hate the bucket of death at soda. You laid off power. The the hair loss gave stinks time to play prevent defense with keeps keeps helps. You save your hair without ever leaving your couch. He's waiting to happen. Dan's going.

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:10 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Means. We've got bloggers augurs. We've got experts. Nobody knows what it means. The reports at a dolphin camper wrong about who did it and why it was done and kenny stills is he upset is he not upset and then the next day kenny stills at his locker is blaring knives and then we analyze that what does that mean jay z he famously with jay z but they kind of get along. Oh now they even had a collaboration blah. Blah blah blah blah chuck sala toro for those of you who do not know. He is the news guy at e._s._p._n. He and he is the guy cranking out content for all of these shows telling you what the discussion points are where it is that e._s._p._n. Should be manufacturing content content when we're twenty four hour news networks all over the place that we do not have twenty four hours of news to bring you. So how do we manufacture the content. Just have chuck santoro alatorre email all the shows with what people are talking about and information that might be conversation where now chuck solitaire has been at this for are decades across decades. He has been a journalistic pioneer at our network. He is thorough. He is trusted by all as a journalistic source. He has sent me the following email to finally conclude all of this conversation we now can understand it and understand that we're done with all the capture nick stuff uh when he sends out the sound of kenny stills after the jags game last night postgame sound talking thing about jay z music at practice and instead of even making us listen to it he just sends the helpful words the the gist. He said it's just music. What's that mean. Yes kenney still said it's just music. What does he mean by that. It's over. We can't talk about it anymore anymore. Challah turell has given up and the gist of what kenny stills saying is. It's just music. It can just be music there. No follow followups after that we have sound o'brien florida's speak if you on that <hes>. Why would you want that over it. It is over copper. Gist latourelle has declared it over. It's just music. I'm the only way to resurrect the only way to keep it. Alive is go to this brian. Flores out. Go ahead was done what you guys don't know. Is you know walked up to kenny in front of the entire group and said this is a challenge to you to get open catch. The football make plays for this team. Regardless of what's going on. Outside is building the the next day because there was a lot more attention paid to this than i ever would have imagined. I got up from the team. I told them i support kenny. I support kenny. I i support the player protests. I mean quite honestly the they're bringing attention to to my story so let's talk about about that. I'm the son of immigrants i'm black. I grew up poor. I grew up in new york during this stopper frisco so i've been stopped talked description before so everything that these guys protests i've lived. I've experienced it so yeah. I applaud. I plot applaud. Those guys would protests protests so whether it's copper nick or eric read or or kenny i applaud those guys i told i told kenny that and are meeting in front of the atari team so that's where i stand on this thing i think i think he got you know got way more preston anita to trying to challenge one of my players. I'm going to do that. How i see doc. It's back. Why didn't you just say coach. Dom i shouldn't have done it like it was over and then you play the songs and brought it back. They can hear the nerves in your voice talking about this. After you couldn't block the jags defensive line like you can hear the nerves in his voice..

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"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:26 min | 2 years ago

"tim kurkjian" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"With an ankle injury <hes> tired ron rivera who was still going to try and win again this year with nothing but cam newton handing off and throwing twenty four times a game and trying to hit greg olsen eric reed who plays on that team is saying cameras out out bring back capper nick now before you turn off the radio runaway might already be too late that one word sometimes can get you guys to disappear. I just want you to know that we are right now. If not for eric reed we would have arrived at the very end end of what are left of the remnants of all of the capture nick discussion. I'm going to explain to you why and how in a second but all of this noise for three years that sort of ignored that guy was pretty summarily black bolt for protesting peacefully in front of a flag in a way that <hes> <hes> no matter no matter where you side on this in a way that's obvious okay in a way that simply cannot be disputed. You can make the arguments if you want false counterfeit though they are that he's not better than nathan peterman but he's out of the league because no one thinks he's better enough to deal with the problems that come with bringing bringing that into your huddle a problem that some of these teams believe like the dolphins for example the dolphins felt that their attendance was affected by what was happening happening during the capture knicks stuff at its height and many teams believe that but coaches will search far and wide very quarterback and there's one who was a play away from winning a super bowl. He is sitting there wanting to play and he can't get in the league. I don't want to have the capture nick discussion. All i want to show you is how we arrived at sort of the last morsels of this particular contamination. I'm going to give you the symbol because it's in my email. I just got what represents in my email the very last of this that was worth talking about before the eric reed said hey maybe we should have kapernick and are huddled to replace cam. Newton okay and here is the end of it. This is what i'm saying. After three years ears we're headed into another season where he's not gonna play. Even though it's obvious that he's better than some of the backups out there and he's become amazingly a a symbol he's going to go down with kurt flawed and all of these other famous names in sports that twenty and thirty years from now we're going to look back and slap our heads and be like man. That was a bleeped up time bleeped up time in our country. He's gonna have his name attached that it's why if i'm him. I'm not even sure how much i wanna come back. How much i want to come back when i can be forevermore the martyr the only thing lowering and back is that would be pretty fun to play football when you're still you know in your early thirties but the miami dolphins somehow wade into into this mess here with their coach their owner and a wide receiver and for two days around here i have been in a spoof as being a symbol for old guy mainstream media. I've i've been sitting here trying to analyze jay z and nods lyrics and laughing about the idea that even those guys are old now like jay z. The announcer not exactly the future. Those guys are old rappers at this point users future future future. Thank you thought you did that on purpose. So here is what's happening kind of present. Here is what's happening throughout the miami dolphin organization. We've been talking for two days is the new coach of the miami dolphins who hasn't actually coached a game. He has now invited one of these things that bill check would never invite. I want you to imagine bella. Check playing eighth straight jay z. song patriots practice. He is now invited the noise and the distraction that these coaches are always trying to avoid hell he invited with those jay z. Songs the same thing he was saying kenney still shouldn't invite by trying to keep it in house like it was moronic the way that they played out but it's his first crisis and stuck in an impossible spot so he plays a jay z. songs. I'm saying what does it mean. What does it mean. Nobody knows what it means..

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How many strikeouts is too many, and MLB's next big thing

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:45 min | 3 years ago

How many strikeouts is too many, and MLB's next big thing

"Does sam darnold looked like he was conceived at a frat house during rush week the tom fiddle looked like he sweats while taking a shower daddy done right that that he does sure cbs guy no is he oh yeah always loosening his tie because his stomach is upset about something and again acid commercial that's correct he's also father also says he looks like a butcher which is not clever but his true paul you're on with tim kirk sha and go ahead paul hey tom for the first time in it'll be history there will be more strikeouts than hits this month how big of a problem is that for the future of the game thanks yeah i'm a little worried about this i have been for the last five years at least and really for the last thirty years it's just too much guys i love the game i always will but too many guys are swinging as hard as they can on every pitch they're swinging the same on three os they do on to and even though the pitching today is ungodly great and i don't know how anyone ever puts it in play we have to have an adjustment from our hitters 'cause they are just way too many strikeouts we're gonna ten guys strike out forty times before we get to may and i know it's a different time and it's a different era but tony gwynn strike strikeout high was forty mattingly i mean gymnasia was thirty nine yogi berra was thirty eight and now we're going to have a dozen guys maybe strike out that many times before we get to may it's too many and that's one reason why the games last so long as we added sixteen strikeouts per game against iowa josh.

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