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Heres Why Tesla Is so Important

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

02:01 min | 3 months ago

Heres Why Tesla Is so Important

"Everybody raum our here and today we're gonna be talking about a couple of really important reports. First tesla's most recent impact report which has a ton of fascinating details and it won't go through the highlights. There that release also coincided with a huge new report on climate change by the will spend some time on that as well and then we've got a few other quick hits of news which will run through at the beginning. Quick look at tesla stock another relatively low volume day to day to start the week off just under fifteen million shares traded but tussles up two point one percent on the day to seven hundred and thirteen dollars. Seventy six cents that compared to the nasdaq up about two tenths of a percent. Cosstalk did see an upgrade today from jeffries and almost philippa who schwa- upgrading from neutral to buy which as we've talked about upgrades like that where they're actually rewriting. The stock those are more significant to analysts than press targeted adjustments. But that being said he did increase his price. Target from seven hundred dollars per share up to eight hundred fifty. From the note quote valuing tesla is as challenging as ever we raise our discounted cash flow base price target from seven hundred dollars to eight hundred fifty dollars on higher profitability and accelerated growth. While at thirty five percent five year compound annual growth rate. we remain below tessa. Guidance of fifty percent as trend growth desa currently trades on nine times revenue and sixty two times earnings before interest and tax a level disconnected with auto multiples but in our view more consistent with net growth lack of legacy issues and wider addressable markets including energy generation and storage and one. Quick little note here. Just because i do see these inflated allot tesla has guided for greater than fifty percent growth compounded annually for vehicle deliveries. That doesn't necessarily mean revenue would grow at fifty percent. Plus obviously it very well could but that's not what tesla has specified so to me. It's not super clear but it does look like in this case. Jefferies is comparing their revenue forecasts tesla's vehicle delivery guidance and tennessee that a lot so just wanted to point that out next year. We've got an update on giga texas. From joe tag mayer. He does drawn flyovers there and remember last week. We had talked about him here. He that tussle was going to be doing a test. Production run for the mentawai next week. Which would not be this week

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Tesla Delivers More Than 200,000 Vehicles in a Quarter for the First Time

The KFBK Morning News

00:18 sec | 5 months ago

Tesla Delivers More Than 200,000 Vehicles in a Quarter for the First Time

"On that news, Tesla also hits a new record for vehicle deliveries. They produce 200,000 vehicles in Q one. However, just slightly missing analyst expectations. And Tessa, like most of their auto manufacturers, really struggled the first really the last three quarters as a parts, shortages and

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Tesla Rumors: Model Y, China, Suppliers Plus Plaid Updates

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

01:50 min | 5 months ago

Tesla Rumors: Model Y, China, Suppliers Plus Plaid Updates

"Everybody rob our here. Welcome back to tesla daily. Hope everybody had a great weekend. We are now back to the normal format and today. We're going to be discussing some news. On tesla out of china we've also got an update on a model y both pricing and demand news on bitcoin from ulan. Musk couple updates on the plan model. S a price target lowering from canaccord genuity and a couple of other pieces of news as well decent. Start of the week. Four tesla stock finishing up one point three percent today to six hundred seventeen dollars. Sixty nine cents. That compared to the nasdaq up. Three quarters of a percent so pretty good mackerel tail wind today for stocks like tesla art will start off in china today. We've got a few pieces of news. Some rumors some clarifications to make i is an update from a chinese tech supplier name to opo they supply in addition to tesla. Major automakers like volkswagen gm via chrysler. Bmw et cetera. And i believe this. Update that i i saw shared out on twitter by rafer tesla was an update from an investor. Call and it looks to me like in a question and answer portion of the call. Tessa was brought up. Or at least. I think that is the inference from context clues and unfortunately this is translated. I don't have a really good insight into the context provided but they are referred to here as company anyway. The translated question reads quote. There are many negative news about company. A in the market recently. How about the company's order situation and quote with translated answer reading quote the company strictly abides by the customer's confidentiality requirements. It is inconvenient to disclose. Please understand what i want to say is in the process of cooperating with customers. We deeply realized that all things done by company or correct including product positioning. Rnd manufacturing supplier management quality marketing etc are all very correct other cars. There is a gap of at least five years between companies at noon. We saw two hundred and forty percent increase in sales of company in europe and may rapid growth. The emergence and growth of new species will have problems of this kind which are also short lived. We can't just look at the appearance. We are very optimistic. And the current orders are normal and

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Tesla’s Demand Is Through the Roof

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

02:00 min | 7 months ago

Tesla’s Demand Is Through the Roof

"That's the stock. After popping up in the pre market from the story this morning did fade throughout the day. Finishing down one point one percent to six hundred and sixty three dollars fifty four cents that compared to the nasdaq which recovered to end the day. Finishing up four tenths of a percent as getting into the electric story. This was published about three hours before market open today. Article headline reads tesla's demand is through the roof already. Sold out this quarter. Electric rates quote tesla's currently seeing exponentially strong demand for its vehicles as it is already sold out for the quarter according to sources familiar with the matter and quote expanding on that they also right that quote sources familiar with the matter told electric that tessa communicated to employees that production capacity for the second quarter is already sold out with still almost two months left in the quarter and quote. This would follow. Elon musk's comment on the qn earnings call at the beginning of last week. Where he said demand is the best they've ever seen now. It's not really unusual for tesla to be quote unquote sold out for a quarter. I would say happens. Most quarters in fact but generally that happens in waves in accordance with how tesla decides to you. Prioritize shipments of vehicle for example were five weeks into the quarter. At this point in time it would be pretty typical for maybe international deliveries to be sold out as tessa would be prioritizing and be production of for overseas markets so they have time to ship it deliver it within the same quarter then a few weeks after that we might predominantly see the east coast being sold out and tesla just prioritizing production for delivery in california where that surround time is the fastest selling out for an individual quarter. Wouldn't be anything new but to do it at this point in the quarter again just five weeks in would seem to be. I don't know probably the earliest. We've seen that happen in the last couple of years. Oftentimes and past quarters. We've also seen tesla offer a small quarter and incentive to make sure that people either take delivery when they're scheduled or as a way of balancing demand in a specific location because tussle authorship vehicles before they actually have orders in anticipation of demand in that location. But of course you can never forecast those things perfectly so some of those quarter and incentives can help bounce those out notably. I didn't see any indication of doing anything like that in key. Want

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New Tesla Powerwall, China Protest, Volkswagen Investigation

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

01:56 min | 7 months ago

New Tesla Powerwall, China Protest, Volkswagen Investigation

"Year and stay. We've got some news. On tesla energy. A new energy product actually called the power while plus we'll go through the details on that then we also have an update on the situation on the protest in china and some news on volkswagen slash volkswagen. I stay for tesla stock today especially in a downmarket. Tessa finishing up almost five percent. I green day sense earnings to seven hundred nine dollars. Forty four cents that compared to the nasdaq down about nine tenths of a percent. Interestingly on the rise today this was the highest volume day for tesla of the week and sense earnings about forty million shares trading hands. Even though fridays in general tend to be about five to ten percent less volume as we learned during the s. and p. five hundred inclusion analysis period. So interesting to see that. I didn't see a whole lot of news that would have driven the stock today. But oftentimes things that are not. News-based are what's driving the stock right. So let's talk about the power wall plus this was posted yesterday on reddit by user tang. Who said that they were just finalizing their designed for tessler today in san interesting thing power while plus they have shared at the spec sheet for the power while plus and this is a different product than tesla shows online with the power while to now a lot of the specs are the same here but what it looks like tesla has done has integrated some of the components that previously would have been separated in what looks like a continued effort to increase the ease of insulation. We heard yulon talk a lot about this. On tests earnings call and of course we had heard from on the week prior on twitter that tesla solar whether the solar glass roof or rooftop solar would only be sold with an accompanying power wall on the earnings call. Ilan said that he believes this is the most important thing about the solitary of situation noting that installations would be much easier because power from solar would only ever go to the power wall then the power. Walt self would be the only thing that we need to interact as a power supply to the house. Or interact with the grit. It sounds like increasing. The power capability of the power wall was also a key component. Here so not changing the energy but allowing it to provide greater power to be able to handle peak power

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Q1 Tesla Earnings Report and Shareholder Letter Analysis

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

02:12 min | 7 months ago

Q1 Tesla Earnings Report and Shareholder Letter Analysis

"Our here and today we're going to go through with tesco's earnings report. They just reported earnings. They did deliver a beat reading through all the numbers here and then a couple of takeaways from the call and then we'll also after this livestream head into the earnings call and will livestream that as well. I'll take notes so make sure to check that out the link for that will be in the show notes but let's get into the numbers here so starting off with top line here we can see tussles. Total sales came in at just over ten point. Three billion ten point three eight nine billion as a little bit ahead of analysts consensus a little bit ahead of my numbers but basically in the right ballpark. We did see kind of a mixed. Though in between the categories automotive sales came in about where we expected but a lot of that was driven by regulatory credits. So tesla actually new record for regulatory credit sales. Quarter almost half. A billion dollars of fifty. Four percent more than expected for six percent higher than last year Fifty nine percent higher than what i had expected with three hundred twenty five million so that means that my average selling prices my forecast there were a little bit high. And tesla made up the difference there with regulatory credit sales energy sales so just about half a billion dollars there in revenue little bit below where the street had forecasted twelve percent below Thirty percent below where i had forecasted but still quite a bit of an improvement over year over year up seventy percent so if we look down here we can see that the reason i'm zoom in a little bit here. The reason that that happened was because tess only Four hundred and forty five megawatt hours of energy storage versus We look at you for almost three times more than three times that amount. So tesla definitely saw drop there in terms of energy storage That is leading to that lower revenue in energy sales. They also lost quite a bit of money on energy. You can see negative twenty percent gross margin there. That's definitely the lowest that we've ever seen from tesla and continues the down trend that we've been seeing for the last four quarters so not a great sign there but as we've seen tesla did raise the price on solar roof there now knowing solar with power wall. So they're doing a lot of things here to improve their profitability here. But we just haven't seen that come to fruition quite yet so hopefully over the next couple of quarters. Tessa can get that figured out. Because i was about one hundred million dollar drag on prophet which is pretty significant when we look at tesla's overall profitability

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Tessica Brown Recovering After Los Angeles County Surgeon Performs Procedure To Remove Gorilla Glue

John and Ken on Demand

00:58 sec | 10 months ago

Tessica Brown Recovering After Los Angeles County Surgeon Performs Procedure To Remove Gorilla Glue

"There was a couple of updates on gorilla glue girl. She did come to beverly hills. She did have that. Plastic surgeon perform his procedure and apparently had worked. He used medical grade. Adhesive remover aloe vera olive oil and acetone to break down the main ingredient superglue which is polyurethane and apparently later on she She was able to touch your hair. Her hair done told them he added on the edge of my seat over this one but the story that goes with it which is worth mentioning now. This woman is from louisiana. Her name is tessa brown but she came to beverly hills. Plastic surgeon offered to do it by the way her go fund me is over twenty thousand dollars. People want to help her. If you wanna make a quick twenty thousand dollars just a glue your hair and you'll have all kinds of Saps around the country feeling sorry for you and sending money

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Tesla Buys Bitcoin While Elon Sends Dogecoin To The Moon!

Techmeme Ride Home

02:50 min | 10 months ago

Tesla Buys Bitcoin While Elon Sends Dogecoin To The Moon!

"I guess in our post game. Stop wall street bets world. I guess. I should never be surprised to wake up to crazy news like the news. That tesla has bought one and a half billion dollars worth of bitcoin and says it will start accepting bitcoin as a payment for its products in the future quoting cnbc in a filing with the securities and exchange commission. The company said it bought the bitcoin for quote more flexibility to further diversify maximize returns on our cash and quote. Tessa also said it will start accepting payments in bitcoin in exchange for its products quote subject to applicable laws and initially on a limited basis and quote that would make testily first major automaker to accept crypto currency as payment the one and a half billion dollars worth of bitcoin will give tests liquidity in the cryptocurrency once it starts accepting it for payments tesla's move into bitcoin represents an investment of a significant percentage of its cash in the investment the company had more than nineteen billion dollars in cash and cash equivalents on hand at the end of twenty twenty according to its most recent filing but the moves also raised questions around. Ceo elon. Musk behavior on twitter in recent weeks where he has been credited for increasingly prices of cryptocurrencies like bitcoin and does coin by posting positive messages that have encouraged more people to buy the digital currencies two weeks ago. The billionaire tesla owner added the hashtag hashtag bitcoin to his twitter bio move that helped to briefly. Push up the price of the cryptocurrency by as much as twenty percent. Two days later he said on the social media chat site clubhouse quote. I do at this point. Bitcoin is a good thing. And i am a supporter of bitcoin and quote. Bitcoin prices surged to new highs. Monday following tesla's announcement reaching a price of at least forty four thousand two hundred dollars. Tesla shares were up more than two percent monday morning. Tessa warn investors of the volatility of bitcoin price. In its sec filing and quote. Yeah and about that does coin stuff in case. You're not aware of does it was sort of a joke. Crypto currency that would be one way to put it. but also maybe it's better to think of does coin as the ultimate mean currency especially in this age of non fungible tokens and art now and collectibles on the blockchain. So this is what i mean by. Nothing surprising me anymore. In the post game stop world does coin is maybe the alternate mimi. Play in a way elon. Musk is a meam engine. In and of himself so his tweets pushing does coin up from half a cent at the beginning of the year to around eight cents this morning even though does is sort of not an active project or even a viable one at this point. Yeah to the moon for sure

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Rocketing Tesla shares make Elon Musk the world’s richest man

Bloomberg Daybreak

01:05 min | 11 months ago

Rocketing Tesla shares make Elon Musk the world’s richest man

"Gains for futures. Dave, What's got try this morning. Tesla's definitely Nathan. Just when you think you've seen it all. The electric carmaker has more to show you any Tesla's shares or higher fun 11th straight day, And if the game holds up, it would be Tesla's longest winning streak ever and bear in mind ever goes back to 2010. When the company went public, and you know, it's just yesterday that Tesla's surpassed the market value of Facebook and CEO Elon Musk became the world's richest person in the Bloomberg Diner, serving right must rose above Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos in terms of personal wealth and looking at the early performance of Tessa. It's like here we go again must rising even higher on that score, and just a bit of perspective here. December 21st test that went into the S and P 500. Since then, the stock's up 22%. It just goes to show you he know, Tessa, you could argue, has become a cult at this point. Yeah, much

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TSLA is The Chosen One Says Morgan Stanley, Price Target to $810

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

05:29 min | 11 months ago

TSLA is The Chosen One Says Morgan Stanley, Price Target to $810

"Everybody rob power here and today. We're talking about a new note on tesla's stock from morgan stanley. They have increased their price targets significantly. Today after hours. We also have some news on the full. Self-driving beta report on monowai gross margins from china and some news that riven may be raising some more capital taking a look at the stock tussle. Today finished up zero point seven percent to seven hundred and thirty five dollars eleven cents that actually did trail the nasdaq which was up about one percent. But hereafter hours worth. Things have started to get more interesting. After morgan stanley released their updated tussle note. Tesla has jumped by about ten to fifteen dollars. One and a half two percent to read around seven hundred fifty dollars per share otherwise news on tesla was fairly light today. So we're gonna spend most of our time here looking at that note. And as i always say when we look at analyst notes a lot of this is just contextual and it gives us good jumping off points for discussion and things like this also gives us good perspective and insight into the kind of information. That's being circulated around the street. So right off the bat here. This morgan stanley note comes with a great headline. They title the no quote the chosen. One tesla industrializes internet of cars target two eight hundred and ten dollars and quote. That is a huge fifty percent increase over the previous price. Target of five hundred and forty dollars per share. They write quote. We update our forecasts and long-term assumptions. Following better-than-expected cue for deliveries sixty one percent year over year growth and five billion dollar capris raising twenty thirty volume to five point. Zero million units versus three point eight million and taking the price target two hundred ten dollars. Tesla is richly valued for a reason reiterate overweight and quote. Okay so what has changed. Here with morgan stanley's assumptions that has led to this fifty percent price targeted increase while they say they had better than expected volume this year. You four specifically. There's been a significant capillaries. And of course tesla was added to the s. and p. five hundred. So they beat morgan stanley's projection. They have risked and they've been added the s. and p. five hundred which has reduced the float effectively reducing the supply of tesla shares as for the actual changes to their model driving this higher price target. They say that quote the majority of the price target increase comes from the impact of our higher volume assumptions in our model and quote as i said they have increased their twenty thirty delivery forecast from three point. Eight million vehicles to five point two million vehicles and they say that they have now added to factories to their forecast for twenty thirty bringing their total tesla. Plant count to ten. I think that factory count is actually probably pretty close but that would only be you know. Five hundred eighty thousand vehicles per factory by twenty thirty. But it's become very clear. That tesla actually has ambitions of producing two million vehicles or so per factory per year. At least in the case of texas and dig your berlin shanghai. They've said one million plus so even just those factories plus fremont if can hit their production targets in those factories. Gets you to more than five. Point two million that jonas projecting here for twenty thirty as for their earlier year forecasts for twenty twenty one they have increased their projection from seven hundred seventy eight thousand previously now to seven hundred ninety two thousand and as a reminder just as recently as july they had actually been projecting just six hundred and twenty thousand four twenty twenty one so they've actually up that by about thirty percent in just the last six months for twenty twenty two the forecasting one point one five million. I'm not sure what that was previously for. Twenty twenty three. Then they are up from one point. Three five million previously now to one point seven million the fun thing about these increased volume targets from morgan stanley. Is that a few months ago. They did what they called. A great tesla rating. They started including things like mobility services as a recurring revenue from autonomy in their price target. So they're sort of having this ongoing opera moment this year. That as they now add vehicle volume into their forecast they now have to add additional services and revenue margin as well and that is where the game changes in terms of valuation for tusla. And the thing is you. Don't even need a fully autonomous robot taxi type of service to start adding that services revenue in when tesla's starts offering full self driving as a subscription. I think that is going to open a lot. Of analyst is to how tesla's business model is structured and will be increasingly structured going forward leveraging software. It's already easy to say. As i've said in the past that if you want to compare valuations show me another automaker that is selling a ten thousand dollar software option then we can make those comparisons but because that is all sort of right now lumped into the same revenue the same margin line on tussles earnings. People just aren't willing to recognize that yet as a separate line of business when tesla's starts offering full self driving a subscription even if they don't break that out on their earnings that forces a change in how analysts are forecasting and modeling tesla they have to start forecasting recurring high-margin revenue right. Now that's basically all just being pulled forward into that simple ten thousand dollar option which is great but it also makes it easier to ignore the other factor making it easier to ignore right now. Is that a big portion of that is still currently deferred revenue. So it's not actually showing up in earnings. But as tessa delivers more features this year less of that is going to be deferred tussles valuation in and of itself is playing a role here too because it has become so massive analysts have to cover this. They have to cover well. They're getting more and more resources to cover it. They're getting more and more questions as tesla's been added to the s. and p. five hundred those benchmarked funds managers. They need to know what to do with the stock so the coverage is just getting more and more intense and again because the evaluation hide they're going to be a lot of analysts running numbers sort of back testing against that valuation. Saying okay to justify this. This is what needs to happen for the company.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

04:13 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

02:36 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Because it's a lazy gifts. He thinks it's impersonal. I know but there's no thought in half to choose a gift card. She was a fucking gift card. I picked the way you picked target tag. Ip away i'd pick amazon. They're me a visa one. That can use anywhere. As a horrible question. Tessa ari picks up old emotional. Your audience what holiday special. Tv show or movie. could you watch over again. Oh she's christ. What about the one that we keep watching over and over. It's always on tv as always feel on the shelf. Song is the only head is always. There's more he's found more so napping right now. It's a wonderful life. I love it so wonderful life. I love that movie. Yeah everything about them. Movies the perfect movie to me. I think this is really very good. Movie it's definitely my favorite movie and the fact that you hadn't seen it until married really was a little upsetting. I'm sorry wonderful. I feel like it's a perfect. Isn't that the one that's in black and white. Yeah sorry you can't do. Oh here can't enjoy something less in color right see. I'm an elf or home loan. That's what i would pay really with off. Oh my god farrell. By jon favreau really. Yeah yeah he directed and they actually tap the light. Okay well john forever. Old friends friends in friends. You realize he's the guy who's in charge of mandalorian right. He mandalorian well. He's written and directed in lake. That's his thing. Oh no john yeah. He's one of monica's boyfriends tries mixed martial arts. His ass whipped. He's the rich guy. That's the singer. I our tyrod. John hosts least talented thing. He's ever do your wife. Sorry anyway my movie would be homeland to lost to new york. Ones better too though. So i like the new york one the same damn movie. I know it is. He goes to the toy story rides like. That's so cool to me. I personal in the hell in the second one.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

05:26 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"America's jeff. so good. that's his name right. Got i remember. Jeff will love that hashtag free mark. I'm elliott says assessment elliott and. We have a special version this week. Jingle senior please copyright would you like to introduce our guest so it's a family because it's the holidays and it's my brother..

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Meghan Markle, Prince Harry sign deal with Spotify to produce podcasts

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

01:21 min | 1 year ago

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry sign deal with Spotify to produce podcasts

"When prince harry and meghan markle quit the family business. A year ago many people wondered why they would leave an institution with such awesome wealth and prestige. But now it looks like they found something almost as good podcasting. Britain's prince harry and his wife meghan are becoming podcasters in an audio announcement. The couple said that they will host and produce podcasts for spotify in conjunction with their company arch. Well audio spotify says the couple's first podcast will be a holiday special this month featuring stories of hope and compassion to celebrate the new year. The first complete series is expected next. Year yoga's meghan. Markle has completely flipped the royal family on its head five years ago. They were like meghan. Markle is now. The duchess of sussex must be addressed as such. now they like prince. Harry is offering twenty percents of casper mattresses with promo code blue blog. Twenty twenty but still guys podcasting. I mean it's good to see that. Even though the left the royal family. Harry and meghan are carrying on the tradition of not having real jobs. Now i'm joking. No hate noise. I'm glad that harry's living his best life now and it's going to be so hilarious when he explains this to the queen. So what is it that you do exactly horie. What is it you do exactly grandma touche.

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Airbnb’s IPO Will Be Hot. Why Its Stock Will Be Worth the Price.

Bloomberg Daybreak

02:47 min | 1 year ago

Airbnb’s IPO Will Be Hot. Why Its Stock Will Be Worth the Price.

"Well for Airbnb. We're looking at evaluation around 42 billion, which is pretty remarkable because in its last round of private fundraising, its valuation was something around 26 billion on. Of course, that's that. That's the high end of the range there that 42 billion Previously the high end of the range of 35 billion, so sort of the picture we're getting. As we get closer and closer to this company finally going public. It's clear there's some demand for it. Perhaps oversubscribed with this. I P o. So it's given us this Situation where they can keep more richly pricing their shares on and get a bigger valuation. I think this really just speaks to the times when you have a hotel type company having so much demand behind in, you know when we're just seeing this general rebound in equities. Yeah, it is interesting that Airbnb has held up so much better than traditional hotels have during this pandemic. What are potential investors? Saying about this company what's making it so attractive? I think a lot of it has to do well with one just the general environment when it comes to ah sort of hotel Leisure Recreation type Cos they have the vaccine coming onto the market. So there's optimism there. The world can get back to normal. But with Airbnb specifically, what they really have tried to do is make it a company that caters to a customer base that Perhaps wants to do more domestic traveling Airbnb. You know, of course, is it is in many cities. So it's easy for that. If you want to, you know, rent a cabin somewhere or something like that. They really been very public, touting their various hygiene protocols that they're having their host do And I think in that sort of sense, it has made investors excited that This type of company that they had been looking forward to. I peeling for some time now. We'll also be able to whether this pandemic we're seeing and then out perform when the pandemic in and and society starts to normalize. What about Airbnb his path to profitability? It's not there yet. It's certainly not there. But look that has not stopped investors before. A lot of these IPO's have done extremely well, despite the fact that they might not be profitable bowl to begin with. I pose. For example, recent IPO's have outperformed the S and P 500 tremendously. Their prices have more than doubled so far this year, which is again incredible for what are typically More risky investments often without profit, but it just shows the sort of general appetite for more risk right now, that's that's coming into the market. And look, Tessa was a great example of a company that surpassed Toyota and valuation before was even able to book Anania will profit, of course. Now it's getting included into the S and P

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Goldman Sachs on S&P 500, Model Y Range, Tesla Police Vehicle

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

05:59 min | 1 year ago

Goldman Sachs on S&P 500, Model Y Range, Tesla Police Vehicle

"Everybody rob our here today. We were talking about tessa. Stock and the s. and p. five hundred inclusion process. We have an updated note from goldman. Sachs talking a little bit about funds that may need to purchase tesla. We also have some news on the model y and then a recently published study by the fremont police department on using tesla as a police vehicle. All right so i up on the stock tussles. Green streak has come to an end finishing down one point nine three percent today to four hundred eighty nine dollars. Sixty one cents that compared to the nasdaq down zero point four percent and two again quickly. Check on the volume. As we've been doing for the last few days it was quite a bit lower today. Only about thirty two million shares traded hands. That was the two hundred and first highest volume rank day for the last year. So very low. That's out of about two hundred and fifty trading days was actually even below the one month average of thirty three million shares and well below the three month and twelve month averages around sixty million shares debt. If you're curious why. I keep talking about volume. It's because i anticipate a lot of shares needing to be purchased. So i do want to keep an eye on volume as we head into the snp inclusion. I do expect most of the related buying four. That will happen around inclusion. But who knows how much for there's going to be so i think if we see a lot of really heavy volume heading into that that might indicate a little bit more front running. So it's not normally something i watched super closely and i'm definitely not a technical analysis based investor. But just something. I'm kind of finding interesting for less period time. Quick related note next week. Is the week of thanksgiving. So the nasdaq will be closed on thursday november twenty. Sixth all day and then on friday the twenty seventh. We closed early so reopened until one pm eastern time. As for my schedule. I'll probably take thursday off and potentially friday. We'll see on that. But hopefully the seven episodes that. I put out this week as well as two interviews that i did the most recent of which is on the talking tesla podcast. By the way we'll make up for that next week. Okay so we've got a bit of an update here on the s. and p. five hundred situation a new note from goldman sachs. Has shed a little bit of light. On that. portion of funds that is benchmarked to the s. and p. five hundred remember. This is the portion of funds that their compensation is impacted based on the relative performance to the performance of the s. and p. five hundred versus the tracking funds. They're literally trying to replicate the performance of the s. and p. five hundred identically. So if we look at our little spreadsheet here that we've looked at many times based on today's closing price for the s&p five hundred and four tesla. It looks like the waiting would be about one point two five percent for tesla and the s&p index so the p last update. They gave us said that there was about four point. Six trillion in assets tracking the index. Saw one point two six percent of that should be allocated to tesla shares. That's about fifty eight billion dollars. Almost one hundred nineteen million shares and then additionally there is six point six trillion in benchmarked assets. So that's what we're talking about here with this goldman sachs update and one point. Two six percent of that six point six trillion would be eighty three billion or a hundred and seven million shares so focusing on that slice for now goldman sachs in an updated note. Overnight said quote of the one hundred and eighty nine large-cap core funds in our universe one hundred and fifty seven funds that manage around five hundred billion in assets under management did not hold tesla on september thirtieth and quote. Okay presumably here then. The one hundred eighty nine funds that goldman is referring to here are benchmarked against the s. And p five hundred. I don't have the full note. So i'm not sure if they stated that clearly but i do think it's the best assumption we can make so they're saying five hundred billion in assets under management for those one hundred and eighty nine funds. That's five hundred billion of the six point six trillion that we're talking about here so that's about seven and a half percent of the slice so then golden is saying that of those one hundred and eighty nine funds. One hundred and fifty seven of them didn't hold any tesla that's only seventeen percent of those funds so we don't necessarily know how the dollar distribution looks if one of those funds makes up the majority of that five hundred billion assets under management and they hold tesla the dollar percentage will look very different. But for now it's just assume it's the same at seventeen percent and then let's extrapolate that percentage to the six point six trillion and benchmarked funds. Broadly obviously quite a few steps. There were the math. Can break down. This is just a theoretical exercise but if we apply that then we could assume that of the six point six trillion and benchmarked funds about one point one trillion of that may already have a position and tesla leaving about five point five trillion. That does not so drop that. Six point six trillion down to five point five trillion. Assuming others already have tessa positions. If all those funds want to be equal weight on tesla they would need to buy sixty nine billion dollars. Tesla nice which one hundred and forty two million scherzer's. Obviously they could buy more. That could buy less. Could by not at all but doing anything other than being equal weight on tesla is an active choice to deviate their performance versus their benchmark based on how tesla's said another way if they don't know about tesla the safest thing for them to do is just to be equal weight so that it's not influencing their relative performance if we hop back to that goldman note per the bloomberg article on the topic. They say quote assuming those funds chose to hold the carmaker at benchmark. Wait they would need to buy eight billion dollars of the stock or about two per cent of tussles market value the analysts set and quote so many of you may have seen the headline articles about that today. That's just goldman saying that of these funds. These five hundred billion in assets under management those funds. We need to buy a billion to be equal weight. So there's walk in clients through the exact math and we've been walking through here for awhile. But on their universe as they say which is just a subset that seven and a half percent subset of the six point six trillion that the snp says is benchmarked against the s. and p. five hundred. We've now seen a couple of separate confirmations that overall the we've been walking through here is correct. I we had the snp announcement which indicated that okay. Yes it's going to be about a one percent weight that equates to about fifty billion in terms of shares that need to be bought so check that box and then here we have goldman sachs now the benchmark funds and how they would need to buy eight billion and that lines up well with the math that we've been talking about on the bench marked funds so i think good to see that i still don't really know how all this is gonna be able to work again if all that is equal weight. That's you know. Thirty eight percent of tesla's float you can't just take thirty eight percent of afloat off the market over the course of two weeks

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S&P 500 adds Tesla, sending stock price soaring

Squawk Pod

02:37 min | 1 year ago

S&P 500 adds Tesla, sending stock price soaring

"Tusla's joining the s. and p. Five hundred on monday december twenty first based on yesterday's closing price that would make it one of the top ten companies in that index and with the after hours move the market cap is about four hundred and thirty billion dollars makes it the eighth biggest and in striking distance companies like walmart and visa now because of the large size of the addition. The dow jones indices is seeking feedback from the investment community on. How exactly to do this. Determine whether tusla should be added all at once or in two separate trenches the decision about which company tessa will replace. will be made at a later date and the gain in the stock would make elon. Musk the world Richest person passing mark zuckerberg and. There's so many interesting angles to this. The i was just trying to figure out it used to be. We'd like the i megan's and the press techy ins and the The ins and they were all along. They were really obnoxious. Vocal people that own the stock. And if you said anything they get mad. Tesla the musketeers. Whatever you wanna call them. They started out like that but then they were replaced on the total obnoxious side by the people that are short this stock santoli and there still. Are they still short. This stock the tests lacquers and think it so mad and they got all these charts. And you're gonna be wrong. You're going to be wrong. And it gets so animated in. We're such you know we're just do pt. Reporters report on tesla. And let all this. When do they throw in the town. Is that when we say they largely have. This is not nearly as heavily shorted stock because it was. I mean just the rise in the in the shares of basically taking care of of a lot of that but it's fascinating because the exact reason that so many people were short all the fundamental Challenges the valuation that. You really have to stretch to computer based on what the company is worth today. In terms of the financials that's also what probably kept it. Out of the snp to this point which is just a lack of of predictable consistent profitability and this idea that it was inflated beyond its its economic footprint so all that stuff is fascinating right now and the fact that s and p look three months ago they took a pass on it. Who knows exactly why but it seems like they wanted the fever to break in the stock a little bit by that point to stop going from two seventy five to five hundred three weeks and so it sort of has flattened out and and maybe digested some of that and it just becoming too hard to mechanical a four hundred billion dollar company out of the index. So it's it's pretty fascinating. I

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

05:31 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"This don't by the quilts thing to remember where it was but like the iphone was so expensive in some country. You could let me fly to a different country by an iphone there and fly back cheaper than you could buy the iphone in. That was but it was like whoa. That's crazy yeah like that makes almost no sense right but here we are. Sounds about right. Okay so the title of this is not funny as Dolphins spy thrillers. But a few months ago. Hammas hamas hamas. I think it's a good something arrested a dolphin for being a israeli spy. Readers never mind. I'm not usually now. there's too. Many words is just being ridiculous. There's too many words there's too many. It's not confusing now. It doesn't make sense am well. What's the purpose of the story. They arrested these dolphins for thinking that they were spies probably are is israel. I bet they are though for real dolphins. Yeah they were using dolphins and like world war for shit like that where they yeah. They're putting shit on the dolphins and then like sending them into japanese waters. that's weird. yeah. No i i think that is a thing actually by your joke is not a joke. Tessa dolphins are very smart. I know don't think people dolphins. I thought it was pigs. I think as dolphins before pigs daughter for pace okay. According to here's the galaxy dolphins are vastly superior to humans so long farewell. All the fish so long thanks even read it. You don't have any right to sing that song. I've watched the movie. I exactly exactly exactly hitters galaxy. I will keep because that movie is fucking garbage compared to the the fucking treasure trove of book. That book is so funny and so they butchered that movie. There's a. There's a reason why i didn't do well. The cast stunning. Yeah armed freeman. Yeah zoe de chanel. Yup who android is nate ape..

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Virus surge breaking infection records across the US

Post Reports

07:48 min | 1 year ago

Virus surge breaking infection records across the US

"Across the us. Lear seeing a record-breaking surge in kobe cases on thursday the us reported more than one hundred and fifty thousand new cases just a day alone. The scary thing about it is that if you look on a curve. It's just going straight up but we don't know where this curve ends. We don't know where the peak is. This could be just the very beginning of the curve. That's mine one a science reporter for the post. He's been looking into why there's been such a huge spike. In kobe cases this part of fall surge. A lot of experts were warning about getting colder. People are moving indoors but also i think there's just this pandemic fatigue people are tired of taking precautions that plays a huge role. You've got a lot more activity going on. You know back in spring. Even the summer a lot was still shut down. People were not going out there. Being more careful you've got a lot of economic activity resuming and that's gonna lead to you know more spread. I also wonder if there's personally like a fear factor here. I feel like if you think back to how he felt in april and may just felt like there was this sense of being consumed by fear of getting sick and hearing all the horror stories and that fear is there. I think that because so many of us are living our lives. It's easy to forget like well. You know it's like. I'm gonna take precautions to the best of my ability. But i'm still carrying on with my life and i wonder if that has started to edge out a little bit of the precautions. That people were taking previously totally. I think that's like a very big factor in this. It's just we're you know there's this whole all this talk of like we're learning to live with it. That like really downside of that is we really are learning to live with it in that. Just you know a thousand people dying. Every day is like a matter of fact if he told someone that you know in january like you know. In a few months we're going to have people just dying in droves day and people aren't gonna care would be unthinkable back then. So where are we seeing the most intense hot spots and outbreaks right now there are hot spots are concentrations especially in the midwest and the west. But it's everywhere this time you know. In spring it was new york and california in summer you talked about the sun bell. Texas florida georgia. But this time. It's just everywhere. The hardest hit spots though are a lot of these places. That didn't have it before. North dakota wisconsin montana. These are the last frontiers untouched by the virus. And once it's reached there it seems like is just taking off and for the places in the country that are experiencing these outbreaks for the first time. Are there particular challenges for them. That's different from something like new york where they have now had multiple experiences with going through this rise in cases. There's the problem of not having experience a lot of hospitals In new york california they have lot of that built inexperience in their. Icu's there's also this factor. That's hard to talk about but it's just politics a lot of these harder hit states right now. They're republican conservative. These are a lot of the states for the people. Listen to trump. When he said you know you could wear a mask or not wear mass. We can learn to live with this just as bad as the flu. These are kind of the key audiences for that. And so when it's hitting these states and people are not reacting to it like you might have seen in some of the democratic states that's a really potent factor as well so obviously we're seeing this very precipitous rise and the infection rates. But what are we seeing in the death rates and the number of people who are dying. The greatest thing that's happened in our fight against the virus is we've driven down the death rate and it's just the wild success that is attributed to we know more about the virus like you re think back to those times in new york. You had doctors kind of discovering Pruning people's bodies like putting them on their stomachs turning them. You have icu nurses who just know you know went to put someone on ventilator better and when not to when you do everything you can to avoid that because of the death rate that comes with that so a of this. It's just hard one experience. And that's the thing that's really worrisome. This time around. All those icu. Staff that is really specialized expertise. You can have nurses come in from other departments and try to help out but as those hospitals get stretched thinner and thinner in the icu expertise. Kind of ood evaporates death rate. There's a very good chance of it rising. And it's not some like set thing that's in stone. Once you achieve this death rate will never go up again. It changes and fluctuates. Even between states can change and fluctuate That's so interesting. I hadn't thought about that before. Because i feel like at the beginning of the pandemic so much of our conversation was are they're going to be. Nf doctors healthcare workers. What happens if some of them get sick. How is staff gonna be stretched thin just from the perspective of human bodies to throw at this problem. But now what you're seeing. Is that this improved. Death rate is only because so many of those healthcare workers actually had that experience from the last seven or eight months and that in of itself is not something that we can rely on as the problem gets larger. Yes what's going to happen this time around. Why people are so worried about this. Wave is very soon. You're gonna see all the problems that we had before starting to pile up but new ones too on top of that. So we all this time. But we never really fixed are shortages of p for all the trump administration's talk of how they were gonna take charge the really just refuse to use the powers. They had in the last few months to push companies and coordinate our country's manufacturing distribution of ppe and same thing on testing. I mean there's been a really great increase of testing. We've increased by a lot but the demand for testing is awesome increased dramatically. So there are those past problems. But you're also gonna have a shortage of expertise because last time if you remember a beacon call in third doctors and nurses that came rushing to help with the virus everywhere across the country. You can't you can't send people certain place. Everywhere is running out of doctors and nurses in icu expertise. That's something that is really concerning this time around. So if this is what we're already starting to see and we're here the middle of november. Obviously it's getting colder. More people are going to be indoors at the rest of the winter. And then there's also thanksgiving and christmas and these times of year where it feels really really difficult to just say. I'm not going to interact with anybody. How do we expect this to continue to unfold in the next couple of months. Yeah this part. I feel bad i feel like every time you invite me on the show like really tessa mystic. But there's so many things that are kind of pointing this the wrong way so you do have like the holidays coming up if you look at what happened in canadian thanksgiving which is earlier than ours. It trove infections way up there. There's a lot of worry that the same thing is going to happen with a double whammy of thanksgiving christmas. You have colder weather which makes helps the virus survive better with less humidity the pandemic fatigue which is going to increase. But there's this added thing now where there's also this political coal polarization. That is very dangerous so if you think about it. We have ten weeks until the biden inauguration during those ten weeks people are saying well. You know we're going to reset. The effort will get our ducks in a row. And we'll do it right this time. In those ten weeks you could have the infection rate. Doubling

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Tesla Giga Shanghai’s Model 3 production run-rate already hitting 91% of ambitious 2021 targets

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

11:33 min | 1 year ago

Tesla Giga Shanghai’s Model 3 production run-rate already hitting 91% of ambitious 2021 targets

"Today we're going to go through a detailed forecasts for q four delivery and production numbers for tesla. The reason we're doing this today is because we finally have critical piece of information that can help inform this forecast and that is gigafactory shanghai production numbers from the china passenger car association so earlier this week we had talked about the model three sales numbers in china for october. But we didn't yet have the production numbers those have now been released by the a and they are very strong. I think even better than the most bullish forecast that. I have seen so october production out of your factory. Shanghai was reported to be twenty two thousand nine hundred and twenty nine model threes so put the context around just how strong that number is. Let's hop into my forecasting spreadsheet. If you haven't this yet just orientate you. Each row is a different period of time and then in each group of columns here. I have production numbers so i have total production fremont production shanghai production and then i break that down to a weekly level and level those production rates on a weekly and daily level are incredibly important. Because sometimes tesla has known downtime. So looking at monthly or quarterly production doesn't really give us the full picture that weekly daily dust and then on the color scheme here gray numbers are known those have been reported by tesla or figured out by us. With high high competence. Orange numbers are also high competence but are based off of reports out of china. Blue numbers are estimates kind of fill in the between the two and then yellow. Our future forecasts are at so getting back to the shanghai numbers. Then if we look tober that twenty two thousand nine hundred twenty nine production number divided over the four point. Four weeks in october yields a weekly production rate of five thousand one hundred seventy eight model threes per week from shanghai. This is much greater than the twenty eight hundred and fifty produced each week over the course of q. Three however if we flip back to september actually got a bit of a hint. That numbers like this. Were on the way from tesla. So total september dessel only produced about twelve thousand two hundred vehicles that was actually down slightly from august and july. But what people may have missed. Is that tesla. Actually had shutdown gigafactory shanghai from september twentieth. To september thirtieth. So if you take those days out tesla actually produced about forty five hundred model threes per week in september over the two point seven production weeks where they weren't shut down so it looked like tesla's kind of leveling off production at about twelve thousand per month but actually took a huge step forward in september in terms of the production rate. We see that then continue into october and even accelerate while the monthly production takes a massive step forward from twelve thousand all the way up to almost twenty three thousand because there was no downtime in october so this production rate almost fifty two hundred per week. October has huge implications for the balance of q four if we even just extrapolate that rate tesla's at now that ends up being sixty eight thousand model threes produced from shanghai in q four their few reasons. We've seen this massive jump in production rate from shanghai first off. They've obviously just ramped up their production rate. One of the ways. They've been able to do that though is by adding another shift to shanghai. Depending on what estimate you're looking at that seems to have added about thirty to fifty percent of production hours from employees so that's filled out the production capacity and then we've also seen tesla star utilizing. The lithium iron phosphate batteries from cat l. And if they were battery constrained before this seems to have done a lot to alleviate that at this level so as far as i know there is not going to be any significant downtime in q. Four but definitely if you have any information on that let me know if there is not and we continue this rate at sixty thousand but tesla has been ramping up production from september through october. So there's no certainty that this production rate is going to hold through the rest of the quarter rather than continuing to increase. We also have a report from tasmanian today. Which has heard from a source that quote the current model three production has now surpassed fifty seven hundred units per week and quote. We've also been talking now for quite a while about how you four could be. The start of production for the shanghai made model. Y the latest. We've heard on that. Is that might actually happen in november so we could even see some production model y contributing to these keefer numbers so if we flip back to the forecasting sheet here and we look at my forecast. I'm gonna actually forecast even a little bit lower than that rumored production rate from tasmanian. I'm gonna project about a three four percent increase for the next couple of months here in shanghai. I think this is relatively conservative. But this could change. If there are periods of downtime or if the model y ramp for some reason impacts the model three production rate but i do think this is pretty reasonable and again hopefully a little bit conservative for shanghai so for november production weekly. I'm at about fifty three hundred and fifty and then for december a couple hundred more about fifty five hundred and fifty. That gets me to you again. About twenty three thousand four november and about twenty four thousand five hundred four december for total q for production out of shanghai at about seventy thousand five hundred vehicles. Now obviously that's pretty high that would be higher than tesla stated production capacity and accused three report which they listed at two hundred and fifty thousand. But we've already seen them beat that production rate throughout the entire month of october if the numbers are accurate that october production rate already analyzes to about two hundred and seventy thousand vehicles so they've already demonstrated rate above that listed capacity for what it's worth if tesla can bump that production capacity up to fifty seven hundred for november and december. That would add another couple thousand to this forecast so these numbers for shanghai have big implications for q four and for next year. But let's stick with four. Let's rounded out by looking at fremont production so that we can work into the total for kiefer and for the year in q. Three tesla produced about one hundred and forty five thousand vehicles in total. About thirty seven thousand. Five hundred of those came from shanghai so that we as a little over one hundred seven thousand two had to have come from fremont if we divide that by the thirteen point one weeks on the quarter. That's about eighty two hundred per week beyond that. We know that tessa produced just under seventeen thousand as an ex. Those obviously came from fremont that we've just over ninety thousand model y model three from fremont produced and q. Three as we get more granular. It became more speculative but based on vins and other information out there. I have estimated that cute to model production was about eleven thousand vehicles out of fremont and the q. Three was about thirty three thousand leaving the balance then for model three so q four based on the prior ramp up that we had seen from the model three. I'm estimating that tests. I can bump that model wipe production up to about fifty three thousand in q. Four so about twenty thousand more vehicles. Which if my q two and q three breakdowns are close. It'd be similar to increase that. We saw quarter to quarter there. If we look back at how the model three ramp progressed. The should be doable and q. Two twenty eighteen tessa produced about twenty eight thousand mile threes and then in q three two thousand eighteen about fifty three thousand so actually showing even a less sharp increase for model y than what we previously seen for the model three despite tesla having a lot more experience now and the model being a similar vehicle to the model three so again i think this is pretty reasonable and hopefully even bit conservative as for model three we have tended to see that production rate fall and then sort of flat line as model. Why has ramped up. I think one of the questions. There is okay that a demand thing less demand for the model three the model y ramps or is that a battery supply constraint where the model three production is held back due to batteries being shifted and being used for the monowai. I assume it's a battery supply constraint. But if it's demand i think tesla has pulled the levers here with the refresh plus q four is always seasonally stronger and as somebody that has ordered a model three this quarter and has having to wait significantly longer than i would prefer. There certainly doesn't seem to be any demand shortage. So i think the only constraint here is likely to be batteries for that reason and because we're already forecasting growth for the model y. I'm not gonna forecast much of an increase in production for the model three here. Only about one percent to about fifty eight thousand from fremont key four that puts our combined fremont model y and fremont model three at about one hundred eleven thousand for the quarter to me. That feels pretty good because again in q. Three that number was about ninety thousand but if we look back to tussled q three earnings report specifically about fremont they said quote production should reach fo capacity toward the end of this year or beginning of next year end quote. The production capacity for model three and model y out of fremont is five hundred thousand per year. So that's one hundred twenty five thousand per quarter if they didn't ninety thousand in q. Three and they're trying to target one hundred twenty five thousand production rate at the end of q. Four well if we just assume a linear ramp up throughout the quarter we can just use the midpoint of those numbers and that would give us a hundred and twelve thousand five hundred for four now on one hand. They said they hoped to reach that production rate by the end of the quarter or early in q. One but on the other hand the ninety thousand production number that we used from q. Three is the total key. Three production rate. It was probably higher towards the end of the quarter. So with all that. Said i think one hundred and eleven thousand is right in the ballpark of where tesla could end up for fremont for a wyan model. Three in q four. Oh we have left. Then as s and x tesla's the fremont capacity at ninety thousand there. That's twenty two thousand five hundred per quarter. We've also seen updates this quarter the model s. price declines the range in the model x. has been increased so even though tesla has been for the last few quarters running at about fifteen thousand per quarter for s and x and peaking at about eighteen thousand last four. I'm expecting a decent jump here from an xm. Forecasting nineteen thousand. But i do think there's potential that it could be even a bit higher. Let's just take a quick look here and then see how this all looks visually. And then we'll wrap up with the final numbers so here we have our weekly production rates. Each quarter for in blue fremont an orange shanghai and in both cases these are excluding known shutdown that we've had from corona virus or factory retooling. Whatever the case may be so for q. Three shanghai ended up excluding that final ten days at about thirty two hundred per week and here for four. We haven't projected to jump up about fifty three hundred per week but it fits pretty nicely with the linear uptrend that we have seen and again in september already tussles producing at about forty five hundred per week so it seems extremely reasonable and it's not unprecedented in the past we have seen in fremont tesla increased their production rate quarter over quarter by almost two thousand vehicles per week thousand one. We talked about before with the model three ramp up so similar thing here. Then for fremont we're going from about eighty two hundred per week in q. Three up to about ninety nine hundred per week in q four about seventeen hundred more per week but again definitely not unprecedented looking back at tesla's history are at so with all that context. We'll hop back into our spreadsheet here and all these numbers combined give me a cue for production total fremont and shanghai both of two hundred thousand five hundred and seventy eight vehicles. I know that might sound like a lot. But again tesla lists their production capacity at eight hundred and forty thousand in the q three earnings report and while the production rate doesn't necessarily equal and sawed capacity we've actually seen them exceed that installed capacity listing in shanghai in october. So if we add that two hundred thousand to what tesla's already produced so far this year that would get them to five hundred and thirty thousand vehicles produce for twenty twenty as for deliveries and whether tessa will deliver more vehicles than they produce in q four. I think there's a couple of factors there. We have really low days of inventory. So tesla's not working with a lot of stock but on the other hand that they are increasing the localization of their production which helps lower the required amount of stock. Because you just have less shipping time. So i'll have to spend a little bit more time thinking about that. I think it'll be relatively close to production and with what tesla has delivered so far year to date. They need a little over one. Hundred and eighty thousand vehicles delivered in q four to meet five hundred thousand for the year. And i think they'll exceed that by a pretty significant margin so i'll spend more time thinking about how deliveries might vary from production. But i guess for how you can put me down for two hundred thousand deliveries for key for

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

02:05 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"I feel like. I would have loved to hear more about their childhood from them. Yeah that interests me or even like we just went to my cousin's wedding and listening to my uncle talk about like what it was like growing with my dad and linked his uncle his brothers my uncles the love. Yeah i love hearing about what it was like when they were kids lake. Oh did this really that or like uncle ron. I love that kind of stuff. I like again. I really wish. I would have been able to know my grandpa. My my dad's dad a lot better yeah seven. It was pretty hard. I didn't ask him any adult questions. Yeah there are no questions asked right you know. I didn't have the cognitive function. all right. we're gonna skip this one. But i'm gonna say it out loud. Anyway take four minutes and tell your partner. Your life story has much details possible. Oh god numb good. I feel like we're going all right. This is the last question set number one crap. There's thirty six them. Yeah yeah if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability what would it be organization one hundred percent. Am yes it would've been okay. what would i pick for you organization. Nobody know pick it from me. You're gonna get for me. It's fun you can pick it for me. It's not fun. Why i'm fine because i will be nice and you will be a jerk. I would pick that pick cleanliness. I've is your little piles of tessa everywhere. I just put that in like with organizations. A little tessa everywhere. I'm i know you. I love you. You have little piles of you everywhere. I pick being much more physically fit. That's what i wake up. I wanna be oh good elliott us something that you would you pick for me. What would you being less of a jerk. Nice having a little bit more empathy fair enough. That's number one. I think we're.

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Using Neuroscience and Faith To Overcome Self Sabotage and Limiting Beliefs with Tessa Hopman

The Wellthier Together Podcast

04:34 min | 1 year ago

Using Neuroscience and Faith To Overcome Self Sabotage and Limiting Beliefs with Tessa Hopman

"So high tessa. How're you doing today. Hey thank you so much ahead and we dig really well how you doing well. So can you tell us a little bit more about your story. How did you get into what you're doing. Coaching adding neuroscience and biblical insights is something. I haven't heard of next year. We'll actually exactly why. I went into it so i was like i was myself very burned out. I've got to a stage where i couldn't even get out of bed anymore. Just that feeling having such a way on your chest. I was just in this emotional rollercoaster. Just not being fulfilled in life and aspirations. We often have that feeling like we know that we supposed to be contained. Really trying to be happy in the season. But we know that we're created for so much more and that emotional tinges actually like like tearing me apart. So i had to find out what the answer was to that big question. What's my purpose. What to be doing with life and so my partner actually showed me like this. Coaching course i enrolled in it enjoyed it was very an lp base. But i found like even that. I'm getting on to some questions like i'm on the standing now at my brain is doing that. I missed that biblical foundation to it. I wanted to know how it fit in in in what the bible say. No because i also wanted to make sure that i was living the principles that truly value in believing not just going like the world the way of neuroscience so said that was when i realized like this this. I'm not the only christian woman. Struggling to find her purpose struggling to find that fulfillment in live so. I wanted to create something way. We still get the neurological aspect. Because god gave his scientists to help us understand our brain right but also to find now the correlation between what it says in the bible and now that it makes sense like it's his bible. Speak things into being ride like all those things i wanted to mix into one. So yeah i took a usually buffet quit my job. No savings no plan. I just knew that god was telling me now. Back this is your purpose is what you mean to be doing. And you know. I jumped headfirst into it and here. We are more than a year later. Still still coaching still helping women either. Set up a business start. A new career do a passion project but all within that focus of putting god dana scientists. So yeah that's pretty messed introduction of of what i'm doing today. Wow your story really fits in with the theme of the podcast for season. Four which is faith over fear in your case you definitely just bit. The bullet jumped trusted. They got to take care of you and he has in your still discovering things as you're working with women yes absolutely. So how do you connect faith in neuroscience because usually you don't see those two together now very true one of the people at absolutely adore his doctor caroline leaf so she is actually A neurosurgeon and she is a christian as well so i started becoming super interesting what she does like. I can recommend everybody go look what she does. She puts manure science in such plain language but also a language that correlated with the bible. How i see how my personal views that god created everything right so he also created the sciences. I mean science has made us understand so many things to it's not against the bible. He created everything in the world in including neuroscience. So what does it understands. It helps understand the brain because often we feel that we are holding ourselves back that we are self sabotaging ourselves. But it's actually out brain like trying to keep us safe in a very outdated way rides. And and we have a brian. We are not our brain so by understanding the brain we can then make sense of what it says in the bible because for example a lot of people say it's restrictive. What what we as christians have to do. It's not about that. The rules that god says a very simple example like dan speak negative thoughts or speak things into existence that that are not there yet at. It's not to hold us back or anything. It's just god understanding the brank he created and now putting that into perspective saying how we can create a life that we truly love by making the brain work for us and not against us.

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Energy Plan Launched by Tesla in the UK, Short Shorts Update

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

05:24 min | 1 year ago

Energy Plan Launched by Tesla in the UK, Short Shorts Update

"Everybody Rob our here and today we are primarily talking about Tesla Energy Tesla has officially launched its energy service in the United Kingdom, and with that they've shared a lot of interesting details on their plans in that market. We then also have an update on delivery for Tesla's latest product or add. So starting off with Tessa Energy, tussle today, updated their website in the UK you can actually access this from I believe any country as long as you just go to the drop down and ginger location. So in the UK on Tesla's homepage there now, featuring a new product quote, the Tesla Energy plan designed for homes with solar and Power Wall. And Quote Tesla also has a nice little two minute video. They're sort of running through the entire process end to end. But basically what this energy plan does is utilized tussle power walls to create a virtual power plant in which Tesla will utilize their audit or software to manage energy storage levels in different distributed energy storage products such as the power wall. This adds value in a number of different ways, but I think the simplest way to understand it is to think of it as somewhat balancing the grid out Tesla can purchase energy when it's really cheap store it in the distributed network of power walls and then resell it when energy prices. Are High that's all managed in real time automatically by auditor software that helps balance out the grid and then tested profit from the differences in though selling prices. This is, of course, in addition to the normal benefits of having a power wall, which would be to store your renewable energy so that you can use that energy when your power production is not that high, and then of course, having backup energy in case of power outage, what that virtual power plant functionality enables is for tussle to partner with an energy retailer in this case, octopus energy in the UK to provide tuskers that have a power wall with a much cheaper energy plan. Than, they could get anywhere else tussle on the website says it can be up to seventy five percent cheaper for energy than any other available rate. So we're going to go into the details on that but I there are a couple of unique things we have to understand about the UK energy market, the first of which being the terminology. So in the UK essentially, each energy plan is known as a tariff I think generally, we think of tariff as being attacks, and here for the UK energy market, it does involve pricing, but it's broader than that. Basically, an energy tariff here is equivalent to saying an energy plan. So the tariff involves pricing. It involves whether you're power costs are fixed or variable your provider, the energy source that you're using whether that's renewable, -able or something else all of those details fit under what would be described as your energy tariff. So if we focus in on pricing, there are a couple of different charges. The first is what's known as a standing charge that is a daily fee they are paying basically for actively and UK power dot co dot UK says that the average staining charge for electricity in the UK is twenty point, five, eight pence per day twenty, point five pence is equivalent to twenty seven US sense. So that doesn't sound like a lot. But over the course of the year, that adds up to one hundred dollars on average. So that's the standing charge and there is a unit rate. So you're paying per kilowatt hour. Think we're operating used to that and on average that is fourteen point four pence per kilowatt hour sources vary on this, but it looks like the average home in the UK uses about four thousand kilowatt hours per year, which would lead to you `electricity costs five, hundred, seventy, six pounds per year. That's about seven hundred, fifty US dollars. So all in standing charge plus the actual payment for the electricity you're at about eight, hundred, fifty dollars per year and probably higher. If you have to charge electric vehicle. So with that context, let's look back at tussles energy plan and affect you. It says, what are the tariff details? Tesla says quote no standing charge on your bill, a twenty four, seven import rates of eight pence per kilowatt hour for current Tesla vehicle owners and eleven pence per kilowatt hour for non Tesla vehicle owners the lowest flat rate tariff available on the market as of October twenty twenty. So at eight pence per kilowatt hour and no standing charge over the course of the year at four thousand kilowatt hours you're looking at three hundred, twenty pounds or about four, hundred seventeen, which will, of course round. Up to four, hundred, twenty US dollars. So under that example, you're saving more than fifty percent more than four hundred dollars per year or about thirty five dollars a month remember though that's for the average around four thousand kilowatt hours. If you have an electric vehicle charging that, let's say that's double eight thousand kilowatt hours that should get you ten thousand fifteen thousand miles per year from your electric vehicle. Then your annual electricity costs go up to a little over twelve hundred pounds or about sixteen hundred US dollars under Tesla's energy plan that same amount of energy would cost about six hundred and forty pounds or about eight, hundred and thirty, five. US. Saving about seven hundred and sixty five dollars per year or sixty, five dollars per month so that all sounds great. The energy on this plan is all renewable but where the rub comes in as you have to actually by the power wall and in the UK that cost eight thousand pounds, that's a bit over ten thousand dollars. So if you're saving sixty five dollars per month while the payback period on that is about thirteen years. So on the surface, this looks pretty attractive and if you happen to already have power while. In the UK it seems like a no brainer. But unless I'm missing something on the math here, this is a complicated subject to me. It's not clear that this is something that everyone is immediately going to be scrambling to adopt where things get a little bit trickier to understand her on the math on is when we switched over from purchasing electricity actually selling electricity. So in the UK, there are a couple tariffs on that. There's a generation tariff and an export tariff.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

04:40 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Bath hello and welcome to T. I'm Tessa I'm Elliott. This is Stephen Elliott. Are you yeah, but that might look closer. I slap you and this is Tessa and Elliot argue. Great great great. Great. Yeah each week. We bring you lists of weird news stories that we found from the week before or the week before that depending on how far have we record? This one's literally days before it comes out. So pretty fresh. Sometimes we get ahead. And then sometimes we get behind. Yeah. It's a suburbs into the my very beaut leaving it in for the listener. Hey last week you may have noticed there was no theme music. Oh, I certainly did not notice until I got several text messages from several different people who were like, hey, no, se music. Now we recorded it and chunks that episode made me ask you didn't that like in the middle like it might have sounded a little different cuz he kind of recorded and edited it in chunks as well. And so I didn't use do what I normally do. Yeah, and so because I didn't do my normal like step-by-step process. I dead forgot to throw in the theme music which is literally the last thing I do. Yeah because I was uploading it like minutes before we were leaving for the wedding. That's why that's why so many musical it was in this one probably maybe but I totally forgot. I got several people that were like, hey and I was like, oh ye, oh ye listen, but you can text message from no. I'm like I say names they know who they are, and I appreciate you. Well, I want to know to bed. Anyway, Tessa you got stories for us. Yeah. Why can't I know.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

05:00 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"After cousy. Or did he not actually dividend and somehow you know put on his hand or? Okay I. IT'S Better the only way you're dipping your Dick in that is if you're Dick is a rock hard. Just saying like you're not putting ass off Dick in. I. I can't imagine that we're basically even hard is like it's just not you have to put it onto a spoon and then onto the Weiner. Right has to. Yeah has anyone put peanut butter on a hot dog because I haven't but I'm pretty sure like it's the same old same. Age. So how would you put peanut butter on a hot dog? outbreaking. Would Yeah would you dip the hotdog or would you like putting on thinks all Dick's or like hotdogs? Screw my look we've already established. My Weiner is very small. It's already it's already candidate into podcast. It's fun. It's. Not A. In Length Weiner. Um Yet hold on it's not bundling. You can put my Dick in a hot dog. Monday right. Your may save experimental putting a peanut butter a hot dog putting Aliens Dick. Don and I'm sorry. Proud, they share up you brought this on yourself. All right. So people typically vote on this Oh and there's one of couple of outcomes that they label the Post Wis. You are the asshole you're not the asshole everyone's socks. No one's right. Everyone's wrong. They can. So this one was labeled as everyone socks. So they weren't definitive that like he is or isn't the asault kind of the whole situation shitty? Shouldn't be eating some food that's labeled should your sex toys in the cupboard now? Where do you keep your sex ways Michelle in the cupboard? But maybe I should. Maybe I definitely through David off. Open it up. That's. The way until hanging out there. Maybe put some handcuffs and mixing bowl or something you know. Ours are in a bowl right next to the bed just. By brother made. Put them in the microwave because handcuffs are metal never put handcuffs. Now, but I've heard of people putting meddle in the microwave. Treasure iphones faster. Oh Jesus, I have a lot of food ones because they were. Amused me here way. Okay. So have we definitively said whether. The astle here yeah yeah. I like that. I just pay I just think twenty year old. Boys Girls Anybody are not as clean as like they should like not as careful as they should be. So like there's some cross contamination, the first thing after playtime is cleaning up the toys. All Right Tessa am I the asshole for asking am I in the ASTLE for asking date? Y. Her BOOBS got smaller. I ran one to. Whether or not. I'm just am I the ASSHOLE for asking my date why her boobs got smaller and that's all that's. Okay. Here's the Post. I am or I guess was dating this girl. Amanda. Apparently he has no problem singer name. This post is really kind of fucked up action on. It is like Oh, my God. I can't wait to hear. Michelle say why he's not the astle that's. Really. excited. I went on a couple dates. We went on a couple dates together and we decided to have sex today Oh God. Remember that one that was like that. We're like this is our sex day finally mine. Yeah. Day To us that I'm sorry day three. When you laugh you making healty thinking around Elliott. Told me about a conversation. You guys add like he told me like we were probably engaged at that point but he told me about it and he told me I asked him if he we played just the. Remember this guy. Hold on what did I you is. Michelle last if we played just the whole really. that. I have no remember that. But that is one hundred percents something. I would. There is definitely all say, Oh, we're not recording, but there is definitely that. Played this game a couple of times we're. Not just the tech. I. Also recording.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

03:35 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Somebody. WHO Had lived in a house that has had mice because they like chew through Shea and they are so hard to get rid of. I can understand not wanting to leave things out you know even though peanut butter has. You can you can contain it, but still I wouldn't want it left in the bedroom. So I don't think that he's at salts for using his own peanut butter, and now if it was the communal peanut butter, definitely, definitely the apple, his own label peanut butter in his section of the cupboard now. Help. All Right Tessa why is this man? The asshole? Can I just throw out there that like I just picture of the guy opening it and seeing addict shaped like day in China better. Fine. I think that he's all because anything that you DIP EUROPEAN IS A. Should I go into Asia? Shared space where other people leave their food But it's contained within that shared face. But I'm just picturing him like you know they're doing their thing and like they're young so they probably don't like. Finish in each other. Still like said, that might be some on the container and like what if it's on the container and one of his stuff is right next to my staff and it's not devicive people finish in each other. Say, like younger people are more worried about it so. That's Fair telling everybody exactly how our sex life. Stopped And peanut butter I've told you not to turn on. What is the weirdest sex toy you've ever? You say. Either of you. Oh I'm one hundred percent not answering. What do you mean? You're not I'm one hundred percents on answer. This is the weirdest sexiest you've ever used with me. Yeah. Now. That's good. I Love Michelle so. Fucking I love the. PGA. Cleared a Lotta Shit Up. This is why I hate that we don't live so close to. All right. All right. So it is with me. Do we currently own in La stop. I'm not answering this question Michelle police saying. Plead the fifth ongoing. Zero Fun Yeah Zero Fun I think he's I think that. Some cross contamination has happened. My argument would be like it's a sex toy. You'll keep a sex toys in the kitchen. Would be my thing is this. And I guess a follow up question. So to test his argument, I'm assuming that this person is going to be as clean with this jar that I am like I don't want residue on the outside because I would I would definitely be upset if That was touching my stuff too. But I guess the follow up question and maybe something I didn't fully think through was as he'd been using this peanut butter after he dicked dipped.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

06:36 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"A house that saved them from captivity. You don't swim with. Real often I guess. Can you have sex with the ROBOT ALVIN? Whoa where what how did you get to that? Because yours is always about robots, sex dolls yeah, but okay nasty. You would have what's the weirdest non human thing you would have sex with you think Oh, nothing! Why would you say octopus? That's Gross Tessa. I'm sorry that I'm into your. The city of Philadelphia is asking people to refrain from swimming in dumpsters. Why are they swimming dumpsters, but please don't. Do you remember that video? I don't. Think like he was walking straight and he's like I. Make Trash with our make. Aren't we try? Yes, and then it's a fake yet. Columbus is a very artan. Excuse me, I am so sorry. Flavor town is a very art friendly place. If a lot of our, we have CCD the Flavor Town College of art and design. Is it s C. Eighty FCA yeah play retelling college of art and design. Yes, and so there's a lot of like especially on the Columbus subrata you get these videos of like these artists and he was. The the video is hilarious. I'll try and find it I. Don't know if I'll ever be able to find. He's making like are out of like trashy sees. The music is very like artistic, and he's like Oh. This is how a picture this. In like the last ten seconds up. He'd just breaks down laughing because he's like. This is fucking ridiculous to me my favorite parties. He's like I have tennis. The doctor says. Stop touching. I can't. We're not doing justice. I'm going to try really hard to find it because. I forgot about that video. It is so good. Off is very funny. Just, don't touch trash. The UN says it's deeply disturbed after a video of a couple copulating in its official vehicle surfaces online. Oh No, have you ever had sex in a car? Actually I haven't either. I haven't because I'm fat and Hugine I'm awkward as it is. But, I cannot imagine everyone and have sex in a car now. Ever enduring no circumstances that my like, maybe in the bed of a truck with a cap on top of yeah, like windows drone yeah. Baby. US At the campsite in like. On a cliff with a fence. Well, that's like. When we went camping the first time we went camping, we slept on that air mattress and we did the dirty and I. Remember that being terrible. Awful yeah, we were still young and fit or morph it. Yeah, well I'm probably more fit now. I was probably huge than I was huge. You way you dating a super fatty for grow. I love you whatever? Petition calls try that again. Petition Calls Her statue of Christopher Columbus and Ohio to be replaced with. You'll never guess, but it is the best answer. Guy Fieri No. But. You're in the right realm of food. Food, yes. We on. No, it's a person. And you say his name incorrectly all the time. I see his name incorrectly chef boyardee. I did not know this, but chef. BJARTE BE ALREADY I. Already, has a rich. This is from. The article has a rich history in Cleveland. I wish I did not Saddam. According to case. Western Reserve University. Priority began cooking in Italy at ten years old. He left New York in nineteen fourteen, and then came to Cleveland for three years where he worked as a chef at the hotel went when. This is where his spaghetti dinners took off in the Mid West apparently. In one thousand, nine, twenty four priority in his wife opened up their first. Italian restaurant. Their dining and carry operation expanded into a factory production in nineteen, twenty eight, which is where chef Biarritz took off. So! I'm cool with it. If I went into an Italian restaurant and got served Ravioli like chef Boyardee Ravioli. I would send it back I love Raviolis Chef. Yeah. There's some stop it. There's. Make when I'm getting ready to have sex with my wife. She hates it. Hate that noise, but then she so let's do it so. So? Who's the whole now? Miami discuss like like Red Grease everywhere. We give it to the we've had. It gave him given it to the kids a couple times at work and they're just like it's like finey disgusting. I love it. Like I probably couldn't eat it now. Since finding out, I've been I am diabetic. Yes, I have changed my diet. Yes, I've noticed how my poops are so much better now and I imagine if I ate a can of that I would literally spend the night on the toilet. Disgusting I remember eating a candy bar. My stomach like turning over in knots now all and I'm just like. Oh, I probably shouldn't have done this. Anyway. Michael Jackson's daughter to portray Jesus as a lesbian woman in a new movie. You know. Weird. I agree. I initiated an actress I. Don't know that she is either. I didn't really realize that as well. Twenty twenty s most patriotic states in America. Now. You want to start with the most patriotic or the lease patriots. Alabama no Alabama is our consorted by Alphabet Alabama is twenty-five. Really is kind of surprising. Their military engagement rank is seven and their civic engagement rank is a twenty nine so civically. Yes, militarily no. People that join the military or in the military or what I don't. I don't know.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

06:25 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Favorite Book of the Bible. That's. It's not like what the fuck. What are the top three things on your bucket? Ishbel. Book though I like Joe Joe the story of jobs very interesting numbers. Much, numbers Deuteronomy of History Medications Ludovic is a lot of history. Exodus Deuteronomy. That's a lot of a lot of. Hard hitting stuff. That's definitely not one judges. He's really interesting in the Bible. Because is about like these people call judges, ulysses grant do like weather. Basically Governors Wack Shit. There's only one female to female judges. Judges judges, a wheelchair old testaments. We're a lot of weird stuff Stalin. Anyway. What are your top three things on your bucket list? What are the top anything? Not Good at bucket list shed I'd like to write a book I. Would Yeah I would like to write a book. Are Finishing writing a book that will coal. There's like books I would like to read. Yeah I mean that I. Haven't read a longtime re for the first time like. I really wanted to read Warren piece I really Dan. I'd never did I probably never will basically, but I really WANNA. See the Pacific Ocean. A never seen seventeen. I would like to see the pyramids. I've always the. Cool talk about that a little bit, but. I I think it would be cool to see them the probably not as cool now. Because they're so close to the city to me like the desert is such a cool thing because I never go to. I wouldn't I would like to go to like. Like, Italy and France and Germany. Cool I really want. I WanNa see like the Disney parks in the other countries. I think that would be cool. I would I would like to go to Australia and be cool. I WANNA fly one of those crazy ass expensive like. I. Like that, you can't will never be able to afford but like. Have you seen those where like Casey? Now it's like on a first class on an airplane. Okay panic. Yeah, sorry. Okay I didn't know humidity specifically now like it. Just Michael More towards you just like an airplane that's like. This one's pretty dark. How do you think you will die? Power probably from the earth. Killing me I don't know. I would say heart failure probably on my part and. Diabetes might give me in the end. Honestly, probably sugar. Oh, yeah, s dark one. Eyed you bring it up here. The ones picking the here's the next one what has been the lowest point of your life. I can think of the day April seven, thousand and twelve. Joke a no, that's not true. That was the first day was way worse marriage. I'm kidding. You know I'm kidding. What is it I could not tell you. I haven't had a parent. Yeah. That'll be pretty rough. Mine was right after my. Mind was. After mom and W died yeah. I mean. When my Fr- my. My grandfather died when I was like seven. And I was very sad, but I seven seven eight, so that that feeling is really rough to recall right, but I do. Miami my grandfather, my grandfather died three years ago two years ago. And that was real, that was extremely rough I mean I was thirty one. Yeah, but they him and my him and my grandmother like I. Mean They're they why I'm where I'm at today I. mean doubt maybe even more so than my parents just because like. By grandparents cared about it's so that was rough. And especially when grandma then died like the following year because you're like, it's actually like all over, but. Anyway not bring people down, but I mean I haven't lost a parent I have in Los Appear or sibling I I haven't really had any close. Very close friends pass. I've been very fortunate. You know I still I'm thirty. Three and I still have a grandmother alive. Very? I'm very lucky. That'll be rough because. She'll be the last grandparent and I absolutely adore her. I mean we you know I love. Oh, I know it's hard not to. If someone gave you an envelope with your death date inside, would you open it? Really I. Would I don't want to know I absolutely would. I would be able to focus on. Oh, I absolutely would. Who has been the most influential person in your life. Probably my GRANDPA. Because, he was so big on like doing what you wanted to do, and he was just doing want to do. And that's you know it'll find way. It was very Especially, the older he got, the more he kept pushing that. Yeah, like every time we would see them. He was always just like just fine. What you like and just do that, yeah? So I. I mean they also. They provided for us, but I mean between my mom Debbie Yeah. You're an that you're in I. What book has what book had a big influence on you? And why is it the Bible? Job! Mine's been the APOCRYPHA. Not The apocrypha not the actual Bible. The added stuff. took out. That had a real big. Dragons and shit in what's the pamphlet? They pass out. I can't think of a book. That's how to. to kill a mockingbird I absolutely loved that book because my mom. Because she. That's her favorite book, so it's like close to my favorite book. Ellen chanted. 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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

01:55 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Would you rather run out of toilet? Paper run out of silverware right out of toilet. Paper whites sustain running barbarian. I'd rather run out of total overweight say periods. I'd rather run out. Just go to the bathroom and then take a shower every time. Wash it particle down the drain. How do hear what often do you shit? You shouldn't shower and then your day. How many days I it a lot of spicy stuff so probably shit two three times a day. Oh my God. That's not good healthy actually at once a day if that sub beating cheese. I don't eat cheese. I would just take a shit and take a shower. I run my asshole over the faucet normally do what the day if I have a day. That'd be different day vast. Hold over the Faucet but he has a singular microphone to possess for. It's about the sensation not thank God. They don't understand L. But there change of air pressure. That could benefit you to say. Oh God all right. Would you rather be quarantined with your parents or your spouse's parents? My spouses parents toll set of parents. That's not that's not a very good question. Yeah I know yeah. Tessa from the cannot wait for sure. That my stepmom isn't listening. Can we just leave my step mom out of the I.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

11:49 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"All. It's the dude who is on the voice yet they got for you guys gave me thank you. Yeah got area I know it. Yeah but never like I wanNA hear it. Yeah the not that. I don't like that song because I do but the song with our wedding that I liked the most was the song that my mom and I danced that Beatles Song. Yeah I really like I love the Beatles. Yeah I like the Beatles. I really like that song. There's like an overture in the middle of that song with the piano and I love that to me so it's like music but let you live with your mom more than you like dancing with me. That's not what I'm saying saying. I like that song a lot. You pick our song and that's fine. I told gave you through it past deal. I absolutely no you did but I can't. Music is just not a I like. I like music but I don't love music unlike. Oh I want to listen to this music. Most music I listened to now was back when I went to the gym. Feel like what that's like anymore. I've lost all my gains Tessa. All gains are gone going to the gym salary But like this go sounds so lame but like on the treadmill or biking when the music stops for like two seconds before the next song comes up and you hear yourself go to me. That's intense. I like that visit and so yeah music Nice Halloween. You really don't like Halloween. I like the kids. Were when the kids dress up and their Keel. Like I like that. I don't like scary movies. Like going out and drinking yeah. I don't like any of that. I love Halloween. Yeah yeah sorry I mostly for the costumes. Oh Jesus Not to Saudi Robin is like I love it. That slutty Robin Costume when you will never buy I keep trying to get you to buy slutty. Robin new refused to every year. I think I try. Here's another one. Here's another controversial one. Okay Ice Cream. Yeah. You don't lean on me. I very rarely eat ice cream. Yeah you don't like ice. Can I even try? When I realized I was diabetic. I tried to get diabetic. Ice Cream. Co It's okay. But then I'm like you cherry cordial. I liked that I liked it because of the cherries. Yeah but I just ice cream. I'm just like I'm rather have like cake or a pie or cookies and like Pie. I like Pie. I like Apple Pie or apple. Like strudel So what's your do you have your last thing. She'll ask Nicholas sparks books. Oh my God. Nicholas sparks books. Hin like Great Kula Story. We were definitely sad. We were definitely in that that age range of like we were the perfect demographic for Nicholas sparks books. So they were coming out we were. That was the only thing we were surrounded with for a while. But I don't get it. We don't get why I don't think his books are like I don't think he's about writer. Yeah I just like I'm like Oh cool like you're are you much of a romance person. no not really. They're all really predictable. And although I do love fucking is lame ass fucking hallmark movies ideal. I don't know I I think it's because when I'm like watching TV. Or whatever. And I can do that with but like Nicholas sparks. Books are just like Oh cool is was really happy part but then like this ending is bittersweet. Yeah it's just like Jodi Books like they're like her innings are always bittersweet. Now I get ray like I'd much rather have a happy ending. Well that's like I. I'm not a big romance fan straight romance only because lake. That's not how life is to me. That's not how our that's not us. Ours is not this lake crazy. We don't have a crazy story most people don't I know I mean Lake. Yeah we met in high school. Yeah and then we re-met later in College. We wouldn't sell many of our love story. Yeah our love story is not like marketable not fine. We go all right. Here's my last one spaghetti. Yeah I don't like Spaghetti he doesn't you don't like the shape of the noodle and the taste versus like Fettuccini. I'd much rather have Fettuccini. Yeah I do think it tastes different. And he does forget as weird but I like Lasagna Ravioli. And you'll eat a postulate the same fucking ingredients all except for Spaghetti like noodle. It's the noodle yeah. He doesn't like Spaghetti noodles. That's where you know you're really weird. So they know that's five things that I hate but people like. Yeah all right so here are things that I like others hate. Yes while me go. I sure stargate universe now that here's a how stargate is a great series show. There's three versions the stargate. Okay actually four. If we're getting on US THERE STARGATE S G one. The original fantastic about halfway through. They had a spin off. Show called stargate. Atlantis also great phenomenal about the same time. They had the surrogate infinity cartoon it was. Okay okay it was a it was a sequel that take place like thousands of years like it's only okay but then they had once surrogate as she wanted stargate. Atlantis wrapped up in those shows. Like intertwined like how you know like the Svu world kind of energy yes they intertwined characters from S G one. Eventually when that show quit moved to Atlantis I'll pay for a time. And they had a lot of like they were basically like Surrey. Surrogate one took place in our galaxy and Sergei. Atlantis took place on Atlantis. A galaxy away further away right like same you know they were the same part of the Garhwal. After those ended there was stargate universe which is a sequel to both of those And the premise is a little different. It takes place in the same universe. It doesn't really have any of the same characters. Are referenced you know but Sergey as she ran for eight seasons Sergei Atlanta's ran for like six or seven seasons. Sorry it universally two seasons but it was like the Gritty version of stargate. We'RE S G one in Atlanta's were like the cheesy you know. The cheesy sci fi but universe was very grounded yeah and it was phenomenal. It was so good destroy telling was so good. The acting was good. The music was really good for. Yeah everything about. It was great and like it was only two seasons like literally like ended on a cliffhanger was super passing. Yeah it was I loved it. Yeah but like it was not well light which is crazy. 'cause like surrogate general was very well received. Yeah and it was actually like at from that point on like Scifi channel. Sorta doing really shitty stuff literally because of that like remember warehouse. Thirteen left warehouse thirteen. It's stopped after after straight universe failed. Yeah they stopped doing original shows. They're now just now bringing back like original programming and stuff like the magicians. Yeah Yeah. I liked Z. Nation. Yeah that was good. That was in that time after universe where they were doing really shitty. Oh it's awful. Yeah Yeah but they were doing that kind of like cy where you're like. Oh this is you know. It's not like you know it's been done before so there you go. There's one of my things. The village the movie yeah. I love that movie. I know you and I think the only two I loved that movie. I love that movie too. I love his early work in night. Shamlan Yeah Lady in the water lady in the early now okay. What's his early work Six cents? Okay nominal yeah yeah unbreakable. I never I've never seen my gosh. I can't believe you've never seen unbreakable. It is so good it is. It's the first superhero movie. Oh really yeah without knowing you don't realize you don't realize what you're watching until the yeah. She's a superhero. Yeah it a real world you know what I mean like. This is what a real super like. He has weaknesses and is very good. Which against split is technically a sequel to unbreakable. Yeah glasses a sequel to to both of those okay. 'cause he's connected yeah it's the same world. Yeah yeah the villages. The villagers probably his last really good one before it took a nosedive leading. The water was not very good. It was a lot of it was not very good. Yeah that one was because he basically made himself the hero. Yeah Right. He's a writer. I wrote the story like Great Cool Thing. I liked the village. The cast is phenomenon casual again. Yeah I like the village to. I wrote getting up early. You like that I when I go to bed at midnight and I get up at seven o'clock I when I follow a strict schedule. Yeah I feel so good. Yeah like when those like ten weeks that I was getting up and going to the same exact time. Yeah I felt I was the best I felt forever. Yeah like following that routine of like packing my lunch wagon home from work and doing well laundry from the gym and then sitting down for like an hour and a half to two hours before going to bed like I love that schedule. Yeah I felt so good and now lake. Now it's all like now groggy and I'm taking a nap in the middle of the Damn Day and Hate that I wish I could I? I hate that too. When I had that schedule I have no problem getting up and I just like. I don't even feel tired. Yeah sometimes I would get up when you got up. Stay up because I was like. I'm not tired. That's crazy I I loved it. See I feel like since we've been off work. I need like I need a schedule like I need like. Oh I I get up. I go to work. I need to leave India. Yeah if it like. That's why I'd exit. I'm so excited to go to the office hours a day. I'm going to the Doctor Picking Up. My Dad's dog food and that would be it winter. You like winter. I like this. I like watching season fall winter. Christmas Christmas is my favorite favorite cities. It's true that winter. I like watching it smell. I like getting warm blankets. I like I like the clothes I don't like because I don't like wearing summer clothes. I don't like like I love hoodies. I love sweaters. I Love Yeah. I don't know it's just I don't know I like I like watching. It's now yea didn't have that this year we didn't. I was really sad all right there. Here's two things but they're really kind of one Orange Vanilla coke zero and Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero. You Know I. I know that you love it. You D like yeah..

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

10:14 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Hello and welcome to T- I'm Tasse. I'm Elliot as Pastime Elliot argue. How long has it been for us? since we've worked tests Recording this two weeks yeah two weeks since. We both worked. How was your first week of the virus of lockdown Okay fine yeah a you know. Yeah fine skin'll will stir crazy thankfully for me on the second week I went into the office and my boss was like. Hey let's record you teaching the classes and then we'll do classes online. The following thankfully I had something to do all we which for for being Ohio in Ohio. You have to take twenty four hours of class if you're under eighteen for drivers so. I've been recording myself talking for twenty four hours of this week. I have one class left. Almost there babe. Yeah so I did. Eleven classes in seven days. Yeah and their six days in sixers didn't do for seventy two hours. Yeah Two Twenty. Two hours yeah. He's got he's got one class lap so he's got two hours left but twenty two hours. Seven days is pretty good. Oh Yeah Oh no. And it's not because then I had edit the videos sounded it's a show Yeah Yeah you've been working. Yeah it's been Nice. I've had like a job during the day. Yeah sleep in that. I worked for a little bit. I yeah and we've been watching battle star Galactica. I Know Battle Star. Galactica IS ALL FREE ON SCI FI. I love that show. I don't think you like it very much though. No I do well. Okay okay look you sit with your phone al. it bothers me. I'm sorry to have missed. You've missed so many little things but I know the gist of what's going on. You have missed the little things that really. I didn't know that that bothered you. Like of course you're not going to like it as much because you're like missing the nuance of stuff. No I think I think you are okay. Ever it's one of those shows that requires your attention. Okay so so tests. What do we normally do on our show? We normally find funny news articles and read them to each other and hopefully laugh. Yeah we usually do. But there's nothing funny I've we haven't recorded in over a week now. Almost two weeks Recorded and I probably have an almost enough to do a full episode really close all covert nineteen. No not all of them but there are a lot of them are like stupid stuff. That people done. So yeah I found some stories like that but some are depressing. I just don't want it in another entire episode or an entire episode dedicated to crazy. How articulate you are this week? I'm don't have alcohol in my system. Yeah boozing it up yeah so what are we doing this week? Instead we're dealing we're doing five things that we don't like that everyone else seems to like five things that we do like everyone else seems to hate. Yeah Yeah so where we get started. I do have a list that we did not create. It's called things that only like me and I have dexter. So is there anything that only likes you now? Yeah like that as well. We'll get them rolling his little belly over because I said his name anyway. Ridiculous so Do you WanNa guess some things that I hate but people like that. You hate that people. What are things that I hate but people like? Can you guess the five that came to my mind? I can try and things of some okay. Do you hate but people like five things that one of the things that I hate but people like Iranians have to do with like media No now like movie. You don't have movies on there that I see but people like. Yeah no I don't have shows that I hate people like no drinking. No that's a good one though. I don't hate it I just. It's not your thing. Yeah well anyway playstation games that I hate that people like now. I'm just in general I don't know why don't you prefer don't earn. Why don't you list off? One thing that you hate the people people like an all hate this one thing. The movie split. You hate that movie. I don't like it at all. I I've never seen it. You've never seen I know but you watched glass. Didn't you know I've not watched class? I really WANNA watch class. But I haven't because I haven't watched split. Yeah Yeah I mean it was only okay. You probably meet me my like Hollywood. I didn't like me. Christine meaner friend went to see it. And they're not listening. Listening meandrous team went to go see and we were so excited because everybody was like. Oh my gosh this is how God this is so good. It's an inmate Shamlan. Ding Dong moving. Yeah and we're just like the whole time. We were like this is not good like why. Did we see a different movie? You said that I remember that My first thing is people. Elliott hates people. I do with this. I'm cool with this slake. Corentin thing other than like. I can't go to the gym. Yea Do anything and like I want her right but I don't have anything to write about in my mind. Yeah Nats was kind of killing two but yeah people yeah you know. It's a good one guest that he really hates people. Do I really do. We read a story and he like fucking hate people again. Yeah Yeah I got it all right. What's on your right avocado? I don't hate avocado. But I don't like the texture is a texture thing. It's not a taste thing. It tastes fine. I think Guac Glock do not like the taste or the texture both coal gelatinous. Yeah like I don't know people are like. Oh it's so creamier I'm like. Why is it creamy? Creamy Noah? Heat Moist You. Hate Moist voiced. I put that on there. We'll nobody a lot of people. Don't like moist. Yeah that's Kinda come. It's GPS I hate. I hate cheap because all of your rich kids get brand new jobs for their That I hate Jeep Wrangler. Because all the stupid rich kids have them. They all talk about how great they love how much they love them. Cheap so much and again as a driving instructor obviously there has to be one car that like flips over more than any other car. Cheap Wrangler is by far by far was like. Sev's no no she wranglings because they're senator gravity's really high and really weird place take off the doors report on the soft cap and like the center of gravity changes again. Yeah they're just terrible. Really cars are new car for drivers for people. Yeah I hate GPS all the stupid. I know the the fucking dumb as jeep wave. Are you familiar with this? When you're in a jeep and you see another jeep you go hi. I'm a piece of shit too. The jeep visiting is very much a thing. It did not know that sheep's head many waves at me when I'm in my spark parkway should be hey poor person I also important. We're more together. Yeah poor person. Hey person who can barely afford a new car arguably a new car. Whatever it's nice what. What else do you hate gets? Us from point. A. TO POINT B. Fine car like it. Yeah Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin spice either I. I like Pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin pileup Pumpkin Pie. Pumpkin doughnuts pumpkin bread. I don't like any of that I love it. I hate fake Pumpkin. Now Oh really. Yeah because you can. I feel like I can tell that. It's like artificial. Pumpkin which is weird because we both love fake banana. I Lo- artificial banana any detail. I would fuck a bowl of artificial banana. Okay that's weird and it's going within a runs. Oh my God. Those are so good. Arina popsicle Taffy. Laffy Taffy is really hard to find banana popsicles early. Good one good ones. Yeah remember when target had the squishy squishy in my God. I've been watching too many hell Simpson's Slushy as they had laughing so sad that they'd never brought it back and maybe it's the summer thing. Maybe this will see. Oh I forgot about that. That's so good man target. Get OUT US. Not Listening now. This one is kind of weird. Okay music you don't like music now. I don't hate music but I feel like I'm the person that doesn't like music. Like suppose like Music Lake even like growing up both my brothers and my mom like the music they would be into all right like this but I like I feel like they feel something when they hear music do that. I don't feel something when I hear music some songs. What about songs that like? Lake like the greatest. Showman your favorite album of all time. No no no like the like songs where we played at our wedding like our first Ansong and now I feel anything no I feel. I didn't say I don't WanNA listen to. Is that song a never like? Oh I wanNA play that song. If I hear that Song I think. Oh that's our song. What is not it's all. It's the dude who is on the voice yet they got for you.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

01:43 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"You can find Youtube videos of our show. This'll be the first official like video for the show but we also have a video that came out a week or two ago of doing some video versions of T. Where they're like. Oh this isn't a new story. But here's a funny video that doesn't play well to just like talking about it so like you. Visually see it so go wash that. Tessa ELLIOTT ARGUE DOB walks by DOT COM or my youtube channel which is Elliott underscore our use. The elite argues Tessa. Do you have that last quarter man story? Do your shirt out of your mouth. What are you doing like eight stories? It's eight forty two to early to go to bed or we're going to this eight forty two now. It's eight Oh to look at honey. Oh my God Oh my God Florida charge after pointing laser at helicopter at some funny. This is serious thing knows thank. You will see next week by owned by..

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

02:42 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"HELLO WELCOME TO T- I'm I'm Elliott. This is Tesla Elliott argue. So when we do in our show. Tessa we find interesting news articles and read them to each other and hopefully laugh. Oh I have a whole bunch of new sounds today. Oh boy I have six new sounds. We'll see I use any of them. I helped Oh. They're good ones though. Oh No oh no they are going to me again. I have no booze no booze on the new sound. Okay okay. I'm GONNA go first. You want me to go faction gophers. Okay study shows black and white cats most likely to have a Cata. Tude believe that yeah are black and white. Cat has super attitude. I know best cat I've ever had though by far love. That Cat Tuxedo. Cat Don't really staring at you like he's like I'm GonNa Killer I can do. It definitely is going to kill me. Oh I there was some. I found an old article that I never used. It was about. How like your cat will probably eat your corpse because there is a cat? That was like eating yeah. I was listening to the scary stories that I listened to in the one was about like pizza delivery drivers and like the craziest thing they've ever seen right and the guy goes to the wrong house and tries to deliver the pizza when he looks inside There's a lady laying on her couch being buyer cats. I think that's the thing. Yeah so gross. Like Dexter moves his water. So that I almost fall over it. Yeah he also moves. Litterbox that you step in a box you steph okay. Sorry sore subject. Were you shot up? Alabama postpones participation on Anti Child Support Radio. Show because he's wanted in another county for failure to pay child support. I own child. I'm so shocked by that. We should not have child support. What what what. What do you mean? I mean like if he didn't WanNa have the kid and she did. He shouldn't have to pay child support for that. It's not his right. I mean you know. I don't have a child. We don't have because I would only be year sound of a child I have just. Would they be disciplined. Would you be disappointed? Yes okay I think we both would be disappointed each other. Oh that's sad.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

01:36 min | 1 year ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Yeah please talk about how you literally just walked in the bottle of soy sauce into our bedrooms. I want you to balls in it. I know I'm not. I need to know what you told me what I tell you. Know Seven my oh nothing nothing. Okay so I don't have to do it then you do have to. CDI now we're now hello and welcome to t five Elliott. Tassone Elliott argue. Tessa expect soy. That's that's tests. Yeah so what do we do on our show. Tessa we find interesting. News articles in share them hopefully laugh. Yeah by the cat. Tess asked me to divide. I need to know I trust the you know the why. Why don't you see that in Maryland to trust you owe rough? I told you I couldn't. I could.

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"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot Argue

12:52 min | 2 years ago

"tessa" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue

"Pretty tense wild ride. I mean this along twenty. One minutes does a short twenty one minutes really for all that I get a lot done. I guess I guess like five minutes at a house. I guess yes beyond speed or something or is really or he's been planning takes me twenty minutes to get out of bed in the morning. God it today was awful. I don't understand if you don't have to go to work but you still have stuff to do. You don't care you don't have to be at work. This other thing isn't as important even though I know I'm supposed to be there when you get for working to get up and now but when you're like Oh. This isn't as important but I know I need to be there. I got up. I got up Saturday morning fine. 'cause you had to be because you. WanNa go the fuck and Disney store. all you got up so early. I also made it wanted to make sure you've got to work on time. Disney store. Does this thing where if you're a person there you get a key to the Disney new store. There's like a little ceremony shit. I guess too and Tessa will Sunday. Go their opening to get whatever the new thing is for that we can and so so this we can. She went there because we were. GonNa go someplace. After I was workin. We both on that side of town anyway. She was the first person there she was very excited. I I I have been trying for several months to be the first person there yeah but not really you really weren't trying to. I mean you were just like if I am I am. You're you're going back going back and forth. I mean this was the first Saturday. You were really like hoping to be the first person trail. You're like this is possible yeah and you were because every time I go. It's on release day right. Anyway is old grandma bitch with her to Jank s grandkid has I got their forty five minutes early. Okay it's fine. You're ten minutes yeah. I and there were other people after you yeah. The new four the before the grandma lady came over there ah just ditch Tessa said right in front of me and when Tasos like accent something though lady got all but her took her kids. She's like sorry Sydney. I guess this Old Lady needs the key more than you to. Sydney are advocacy because I heard them talking about it. Grandma had a key Sydney did not hurricane so testing gather before the seven year old girl and took her dream on my guided Disney dreams now has got an arch-enemy in five years and she's enough to drive for five years when she's twelve oh she seven numbers or anything. It's fine yeah whatever there were no she. I offer to give her the spot I offer. I was like you know it's why Elliott's Cohen. She was like no no. No you do oh you do it no now. I was like okay so if you're losing fuck you Sydney on my God several jerk no I would've. I would've AH GRANDMA. She's a nasty person. INSTAGRAM influence probably Syria. I mean everybody I knows how lying works. The families that were few nate knew how the line works like. I'm on your side. I know but you make me sound like an asshole like I can and we're coming in. What kid I offered. Okay calm down defensive. I'm just teasing you. I mean everyone else already thinks your race thank. God why not he needs to racist your title. The subset test of the racist cap put. Can you not do that too late. You added out sometimes like I hate kids night. I'll have to edit out the little gaps there so awesome. Petition seeks to Rename Street in front of trump tower to Barack Obama. I saw this it but it's a it's a future uh home of one of his like hotels or something yeah. I don't think it's his current residence or something or like old residence but that would be great. It's like the cards against humanity people buying up that pot of land on the border wall yeah yeah which will just taste they want. Oh Yeah I mean what is it is for like progression or something progress or whatever yeah yeah teacher tells class demonic energy coming from bathroom. This is so great right children in the Florida Department of Education says. No no he sent me woman. It wasn't S. I don't even think I added. I don't think I added the one he sent me this week this week. Though is Pretty Wild Florida Department of Education so they stop in Courses Florida the Florida Department of Education. A former wrocklage college high school teacher told the students demonic energy came from the bathroom that a student was quote his spirit daughter and another student was quote his spirit husband win or he was another student's spirit husband so he told one girl like you're my spirit daughter and one girl. You're my I'm your spirit husband. Yes Edward were tired. If forty six also accused of holding meditation in his criminal justice classroom as well as trying to smoke with a student in contacting students on social media the at inappropriate times of said the district did not welcome back to the classroom this year shocking. I mean dimension thing. I don't you probably is coming from the math room. What is that it was a joke. I always talking about a book like the the everybody poops book but for Catholics. That's concentrated evil in you. That's concentrated. Keep evil coming out of you. Repent or something like that. I mean the meditation thing I wouldn't be that big of a deal criminal justice class. Everybody could learn to center themselves right but yeah this contact your spirit daughter Yeah. I'm your spirit husband. No thank you good. He and he was like a misunderstanding right now. Elliott has to keep his instagram to private because I get high school kids as high school kids. I work with and they're like Oh. I WANNA be your friend yeah and some of them like I mean they're fine but I don't hang out. You know mess with address not doing. They're getting remotely involved in that. No no no they just WanNa see like my pictures to yeah sure. Coca Cola is releasing a cinnamon flavored coke and spiced cranberries sprite for the winter spiced like cinnamon. Coke is like Dr Pepper. They already fucking make that flavor. It's called Dr Pepper Thomas. Is that what it is. Dr Ever used to be like back in the day advertise as like Spicy Soda. Ask Spicy drink really yeah never yeah because he's like fucking Dr Pepper. I guess I'd like more coked version. The Dr Pepper I was thinking about when you walk into like a craft store and you just smell the cinnamon. That's what I was thinking that could only make cranberries sprite already. I think they deal. Isn't that like a didn't that go in done that what go and Jesus as isn't that what God knows. I guess yes just vodka cranberry. I have no idea I don't know I don't drink but I thought they'd be cranberry spread already. I like that cinnamon coca. Eh literally tastes like Dr Pepper. Yeah Ghetto I was I was thinking. I wonder if that'll taste like yeah answers. They're already Dr Pepper South Africa. So here's the story from other countries. South African Department of Education apologizes after backlash over sexy reading tweets. Let's so they tweeted to pictures of like sexy. People reading like reading a sexy so one is a dude muscular with his shirt off reading a book. Any other is a girl. I had the pictures here. Oh He's sexy people reading. I'm I'm in the pretty sexy. I'm reading a sexy yeah. I don't think you need polly. I mean that girl. I mean let me this is describing. Is this woman sitting on a couch and like a onesie basically like a one but ultra okay. I mean like they might have you had to like Photoshop. The nipples out of it. It's so low cut yeah and also like her. Bosom is glistening UPOLU syrup gesture boobs as she's just like casually holding a book and it looks like a textbook airlines must allow miniature horses to fly service animals yes according to US Department of Transportation. You see the picture online that goes with many the next service animals yeah guess and those you have to be certified right like I think so. It's like the emotional before an emotional support animal right now. The emotional departments are not our stepped down from service. Oh I don't think the emotional support animals get the same amount of rights as like a Servicing Zanu always joke that our cat should be an emotional support animal for himself. He needs like we need to be around him. Constantly relate to give him emotional support probably pretty close so all right. Here's a tweet from CNN fat check. Bernie Sanders is once again again saying the US spins twice as much on healthcare per capita as any other country in the world. It's a claim he has been making since two thousand nine when polar the fact noted that it was false. It's still false now second this is paired with a Senate. CNN article that says quote US been strikes as much on healthcare Kerr has its peers graduation seen in you played your so dammit CNN scenes Bernie Sanders wrong like fuck you seeing and you just said it was they go good for him by so what's the best birthday gift you've ever got. birthday gift shops the Nintendo which was pretty cool on the peyton manning while it's Andrew lucked the Angelo. The authentic injury luxury was pretty cool. the garbage bag or the garbage can of stings that you got me. The one here was a pretty good one. You bought me a garbage can and it was like movies and games and stuff. What do you want for your thanks to the garbage can as like okay so I ended up Yep. I am a good gift bitter. You really are I'm horrible at that is so those are all I mean. You always get really good guests. Remember thing do what was the smash Ashbourne last year. That was Christmas the Christmas time when I can do for your birthday you anything. I don't think so we saving for airline. Antica might have been it. I don't know I always I never I'm like the biggest anti birthday personnel like I just don't care it to me. I just just a heat celebrating my birthday anyway. You always give me gifts even want them yeah. So have you ever been like super disappointed against mm-hmm my parents my forever. My mom always give me something then it came under wear yeah. I'd say always underwear for my birthday. The ever considered rain nine during the underwear the river I have not because I'm always usually anita underwear but I I kind of miss that now man pushes. BMW birthday gift into river because he was angry. It wasn't a Jaguar. I'll listen to this shit. This is a real story the kind of goes with this during Christmas or after Christmas you're doing. I'm doing my in-car lessons and unlike you're always just like Oh. How is Christmas gains in cool. Will this bitch at tune to these dumb asses dumb ass number one..

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