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Investigators seek cause of deadly Montana train derailment

AP News Radio

00:53 sec | 2 hrs ago

Investigators seek cause of deadly Montana train derailment

"The NTSB is investigating the cause of an Amtrak derailment in Montana Saturday afternoon they killed three people and left a handful of others hospitalized according to officials BNSF railway which operates the tracks as they were inspected Thursday Amtrak says eight of the ten rail cars jumped the tracks near Joplin Jacob Cordero was on board along with about a hundred and fifty six others and tweeted from the train all my god it's on its side all the trains destroyed down there some of the rail cars were laying on their sides governor Greg Gianforte says first responders along with local residents rushed to the scene to help they had provisioned jaws of life they did have to cut into one of the cars to extract some of the individuals investigators are looking into the cause of the accident which occurred near a switch on the tracks I'm Julie Walker

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Facebook puts Instagram for kids on hold after pushback

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 hrs ago

Facebook puts Instagram for kids on hold after pushback

"Instagram's pushing the pause button on the development of a version of their app meant for kids between the ages of ten and twelve Instagram for kids sounds like a good idea right with the announcement in March of the development of Instagram kids app geared towards children under thirteen drew broad opposition including a group of forty four attorneys general who urged mark Zuckerberg to abandon the project now the company is putting a hold on development the announcement follows an investigative series by the Wall Street journal that reports that Facebook was aware that the use of Instagram by some teenage girls lead to mental health issues and anxiety and interview on NBC's today show Instagram CEO Adam Mosseri maintains they still think a specific out between us is a good idea but they want to take more time to build a consensus with parents and experts on what that might look like I'm Jennifer king

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Patterson, Scholastic team up on new literacy initiative

AP News Radio

00:40 sec | 3 hrs ago

Patterson, Scholastic team up on new literacy initiative

"A best selling author has started a literacy initiative with a donation of one and a half million dollars from author James Patterson and scholastic book clubs has launched the United States of readers it's a classroom program designed to address literacy and equality the initiative will help bring books to thirty two thousand kids across the country in grades K. through eight from low income families Patterson who's one of the world's best selling novelist says he's been working his whole career to get kids reading because he believes literacy is one of the biggest challenges the country faces is already donated more than ten million dollars to teachers and students through scholastic I usually employer

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Social Democrats narrowly beat Angela Merkel's alliance in historic German election

THE NEWS with Anthony Davis

01:57 min | 10 hrs ago

Social Democrats narrowly beat Angela Merkel's alliance in historic German election

"Social democrat. Party in germany narrowly won. Sunday's national election projected results showed and claimed a clear mandate to lead a government for the first time since two thousand five and to end sixteen years of conservative-led rule under angela. Merckel the left. Social democrats were untracked for twenty six percent of the vote ahead of twenty four and a half percent for merckel cd. Ucs you conservative bloc but both groups believed they could lead the next government with need major block. Commanding majority in both reluctance repeats their awkward grand coalition of the past. Four years. Most likely outcome is a three way. Alliance led by either the social democrats or merkel's conservatives agreeing new coalition could take months and will likely involve the smaller greens and liberal free democrats. We are ahead in all the surveys. Now the social democrats chancellor candidate olaf scholz said in a round table discussion with other candidates after the vote. The spd's rise heralds a swing left for germany and marks a remarkable comeback for the party which has recovered some ten points in support in just three months to improve on its twenty and a half percent results in the 2017. National election schultz his conservative rival on in lash. It signaled his blog was not ready yet to concede though his supporters was subdued. It hasn't always been the first place party that provided the chancellor lash told the roundtable i want to government where every partner is involved where everyone is visible not one where only the chancellor gets to shine. He said in an early attempts to woo. Smaller parties attention will now shifts to informal discussions followed by more formal coalition negotiations. Which could take months leaving. Angela merkel in charge in a cadillac rome.

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Americans win Ryder Cup in a rout, send Europe a message

AP News Radio

00:34 sec | 16 hrs ago

Americans win Ryder Cup in a rout, send Europe a message

"The United States team has secured a record breaking winning the Ryder Cup the U. S. one seven of the twelve individual matches and tied two others to finish with a record total of nineteen points which in turn produced another record the ten point winning margin the largest ever against Europe Kolubara Congress secured the win by tying the fifth match of the day Daniel Berger secure the record nineteen point in the last match of the tournament Dustin Johnson at thirty seven the oldest American team member won all five of his matches to be the standout player of the event I'm grand like us

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Burrow throws 3 TDs, Bengals drop listless Steelers 24-10

AP News Radio

00:32 sec | 16 hrs ago

Burrow throws 3 TDs, Bengals drop listless Steelers 24-10

"Joe burrow picked up his first road and AFC north wind passing for three touchdowns as the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Pittsburgh Steelers twenty four to ten boroughs big shot came with forty three seconds left in the first half as he found rookie jamarr chase for a thirty four yard touchdown pass Joe Mixon ran for ninety yards for the Bengals Jack Taylor's team is down two and one for Pittsburgh Ben Roethlisberger was intercepted twice he passed for three hundred eighteen yards including one hundred two to Nagy Harris who caught a Steelers running back record fourteen passes the Steelers though are wanting to Josh Rowntree Pittsburgh

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Investigators probe deadly Amtrak derailment in Montana

AP News Radio

00:47 sec | 20 hrs ago

Investigators probe deadly Amtrak derailment in Montana

"The NTSB is investigating an Amtrak derailment in north central Montana that killed three people Saturday and left several hospitalized according to officials Amtrak says the train was en route to Seattle from Chicago with ten cars went eight of them derailed near the town of jobless passenger Jacob Cordero was on board along with about a hundred and fifty six others oh my god it's on its side all the trains destroyed down there for their tweeted video some of the rail cars were laying on their sides liberty county emergency services coordinator Sarah robin says people jumped into action it was a fantastic response we are so fortunate to live where we do where neighbors help neighbors she says most people were treated and released for their injuries I'm Julie Walker

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Panel OKs Dems' $3.5T bill, crunch time for Biden agenda

AP News Radio

00:42 sec | 1 d ago

Panel OKs Dems' $3.5T bill, crunch time for Biden agenda

"Democrats have pushed a three point five trillion dollar ten year bill through the house budget committee in an unusual virtual meeting Saturday the panel approved the measure on a near party line vote twenty to seventeen illustrating the challenges democratic leaders facing uniting the party one Democrat Scott Peters of California joined the sixteen Republicans on the budget committee in opposing the legislation the three point five trillion dollar measure embodies president Biden's domestic aspirations strengthening social safety net and climate programs but the approval marks just a minor procedural advance toward debate by the full house and democratic leaders are still hunting for compromises to resolve the divisions within the party Ben Thomas Washington

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At least 3 dead in Amtrak train derailment in Montana

AP News Radio

00:36 sec | 1 d ago

At least 3 dead in Amtrak train derailment in Montana

"At least three people are dead at Amtrak says scores of others injured in a train derailment yesterday in Montana video posted to social media shows rail cars laying on their sides the passenger who shot it exclaiming how the train is destroyed the Amtrak train runs between Seattle and Chicago the derailment happened around four PM near Joplin Montana about thirty miles from Canada Amtrak says the train had about a hundred and forty one passengers and sixteen crew on board and that eight of the ten rail cars derailed I'm Julie Walker

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We Can't Give Joe Biden the Benefit of Good Intentions

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:59 min | 1 d ago

We Can't Give Joe Biden the Benefit of Good Intentions

"On the right. I've heard a lot of people with our talking points talking about how this was a bungled withdrawal from afghanistan. Charlie was this a bundling or was this intentional. No it was totally intentional. And one of the mistakes that we engage in far too often as we give the benefit of good intentions to our enemy and i would expand just on joe biden. It is the left. It is half the country that i to say. It's half the country. It's it's the people that purport to control half the country that control the major institutions of the new york times harvard the tech companies and the major corporations that have this belief that regardless of what we say to them or regardless of how we approach them they think as dennis would has been saying for last has ten years. Haven't listening to him that they think we're bad. We think they're wrong. We have to stop getting them the benefit of good intentions. These people want to destroy the country stop negotiating infrastructure packages with a party that wants to imprison you and your liberties and freedoms look we intentionally arm. The taliban we gave eighty five billion dollars of weapons. This was probably done some sort of triangular deal with the chinese. We may never know the people i talk to. In the department of defense people talk to in the intelligence agency say that you should not blame. Any of this on incompetency. Yeah maybe randomly drums striking some guy that works for the local gas station in rural afghanistan. That was joe biden and trying to improve his poll numbers with just like that guy with a drone strike. That might have been competency but make no mistake. It's not it's not all of a sudden the lack of intelligence where you say you know what. Let's not destroyed a weapons before we pull out of the country mean a fourteen year old. Who plays call of duty on. Saturdays and sundays knows that. At least you destroy the weapons or you withdraw from a country. Now this was malevolence and the democrats joe biden and this regime. They know exactly what they are

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No. 17 Coastal Carolina wins 53-3; UMass' 15th straight loss

AP News Radio

00:30 sec | 1 d ago

No. 17 Coastal Carolina wins 53-3; UMass' 15th straight loss

"Number seventeen coastal Carolina scored on eight of nine possessions in a fifty three three thrashing of UMass Grayson McCall threw for two touchdowns and ran for another helping the Chanticleer start off foreign for the second straight season McCall scored on a three yard run and heave TD passes of twenty five and twenty three yards the Chanticleer scored on all five of their first half possessions for a thirty six nothing lead at the break McCall finished ten of fourteen for one hundred sixty two yards before taking a seat in the second half I'm Dave Ferrie

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Soler, Braves win 10-8 in 10 innings to eliminate Padres

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 1 d ago

Soler, Braves win 10-8 in 10 innings to eliminate Padres

"The Braves get their game and a half lead over the Phillies in the NL east with a ten eight ten inning win at San Diego Jorge Soler is fourth RBI of the game was a tiebreaking double in the tenth manager Brian Snitker says it was quite a win at might have been one of the bigger getting as games I've ever seen a team black where they go what they could have done and you know after the grand slam and how they roared back and just kept coming so we're also hit a three run Homer in the sixth as it Lana limited San Diego from playoff contention the Padres were one out from a win in regulation when Eddie Rosario hit a tying single off major league saves leader Martin Lampson the Braves rallied after Manny Machado belted a grand slam to give the Padres a seven three lead on the ferry

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Williams, No. 1 Alabama sprint by Southern Miss, 63-14

AP News Radio

00:30 sec | 1 d ago

Williams, No. 1 Alabama sprint by Southern Miss, 63-14

"James and Williams opened the game with a one hundred yard kickoff return then added an eighty one yard touchdown catch and another eighty two yard run back in number one Alabama sixty three fourteen pounding of southern miss Bryce young was nearly flawless in throwing for five touchdowns completing twenty of twenty two passes for three hundred thirteen yards right now Williams ran for one hundred ten yards and chase McLaughlin added ninety seven tank he's passed for one hundred thirty one yards and two touchdowns with an interception for the golden eagles and the ferry

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Woo Pig Sooie! No. 16 Hogs end long skid to No. 7 Texas A&M

AP News Radio

00:32 sec | 1 d ago

Woo Pig Sooie! No. 16 Hogs end long skid to No. 7 Texas A&M

"K. J. Jefferson threw two first half touchdown passes at sixteenth ranked Arkansas jumped out to a seventeen nothing first half lead and remained undefeated by upsetting seventh ranked Texas a and M. twenty to ten Jefferson down trailing Burkes for an eighty yard touchdown to make it ten nothing and added to the lead with a forty eight yard touchdown pass to AJ green trail in Berks caught six passes for a hundred and sixty seven yards for Arkansas who outgained Texas a and M. for forty three to two seventy two I think a speller accounted for the Aggies only touchdown of the game I'm out of school lane

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NC State holds on in double OT, stuns No. 9 Clemson 27-21

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 1 d ago

NC State holds on in double OT, stuns No. 9 Clemson 27-21

"NC state recorded their first win over a top ten team since two thousand and twelve defeating number nine Clemson at home twenty seven twenty one in double overtime in the second O. T. wolfpack quarterback Devin Leary found Devin Carter in the end so for what proved to be the game winning score was a huge play we we caught a shot to both receivers I actually check one side of the field they give me enough time to reset and check to the other side and be able to complete the bottom doesn't comes in total just two hundred fourteen yards of offense as the Tigers went just two of eleven on third down Liri threw for two hundred and thirty eight yards and four scores for NC state while America Messi caught fourteen passes for hundred sixteen yards and a touchdown and Carter had two TV's Dennis **** Raleigh North Carolina

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Daniels plays quarter as No. 2 Georgia dominates Vandy 62-0

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 1 d ago

Daniels plays quarter as No. 2 Georgia dominates Vandy 62-0

"The number two Georgia Bulldogs went on the road and absolutely embarrassed the Vanderbilt Commodores on their home field sixty two to nothing leading up to the contest Georgia head coach Kirby smart preached his group the importance of proving their number two ranking you're gonna be leadership team you got to be elite all the time you can't be some of them that's not how the team's flight and orgasm brace that and I was proud of him junior quarterback JT Daniels was near perfect going nine of ten four hundred twenty nine yards and two scores and one senior Stetson Bennett got his chance under center he did much of the same going eleven of fifteen four hundred fifty one yards and a touchdown of his own if that wasn't enough the Bulldogs crossed the goal line five times on the ground in the decimation of vanity the Commodores were held to just seventy seven yards of total offense I'm Jerry takeover

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Federal judge deals blow to vaccine mandate for NYC teachers

AP News Radio

00:46 sec | 2 d ago

Federal judge deals blow to vaccine mandate for NYC teachers

"New York City schools have been temporarily blocked from enforcing a vaccine mandate for its teachers and other workers by a federal appeals judge the vaccine mandate for the nation's largest school system was set to go into effect Monday but Friday a judge granted a temporary injunction the department of ed says they're competent the mandate will continue to be up held more than eighty two percent of employees have been vaccinated unions representing principals and teachers warn that could still lead the one million students school system short as many as ten thousand teachers along with other staffers like cafeteria workers and school police officers mayor bill de Blasio has resisted calls to delay the mandate Julie Walker New York

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Everything we know about the Kroger mass shooting

Bloomberg Radio New York - Recording Feed

00:29 sec | 2 d ago

Everything we know about the Kroger mass shooting

"Will keep paying employees of the tennessee. Store attacked by a third party vendor. Sarah bartlett has more a kroger. Spokesperson says the caller vel store will stay closed while police investigate thursday's attack which left a customer identified as livia king dead ten workers and four other customers were hurt in the mass shooting. Kroger says counseling services are available to any associate who needs help. The shooter took his own life and a motive is still unknown. I'm sarah

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"ten  second" Discussed on Leadership and Loyalty

Leadership and Loyalty

05:16 min | 2 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Leadership and Loyalty

"Competed in London, you're going to be competing in Tokyo. Tokyo. I'm very excited. You've you've been to London to represent the United States. You're going to Tokyo to to represent Italy current 'cause you have both. Of those. Citizenships? Remove them. You know? When you think about that? I mean, first of all give us a brief look at what it was like to. To step into an Olympic stadium. When the Olympics are on. I mean, I think that you may have even visited won't be fooled. But when you're that to compete, you know, people say it was you know, you have to win for Bullshits like if you can get in Olympia e can even walk around. You know, you know, whether you names eighty the angle over the names Hussein bull who gives a crap you're in Olympia. That's amazing. Right. So tell us a little bit about stepping onto. What were you were you present? Or was something that sort of only hit you later. Gosh. I mean, he so many things going on at that point. Helius so many, especially I think every athlete has their own story of how they've gotten there. And and all the trials and tribulations that they've had to go through in order to get there. You know, it's all it's all those. It's all that work behind the scenes that nobody sees. And and it's almost like you get to a point and just take the breath. Mike, gosh, I made it this far hill. Now. The what I do. I mean, just have fun at that point just have fun at that point. He obviously enjoy that moment because it's it goes so quickly. But getting there was such a long road. So when you competed did you run in one race or more on the at one one race race one race in them, Wanda bucks? One having injury wind up tearing my hamstring and. Yeah. So. How how long were you actually running gosh? Between warm ups and everything they not actually write that the fired the gun, and you run until you until you're taking actions, ten seconds seconds now. So I want everybody grasses because I told to this on of the shows about him about this bullshit idea of the overnight success of the, you know, the, you know. Here's a guy ran for ten seconds in the Olympics. How long would if you were to guess how long were you running Brett for that ten seconds all the preparation all the races, all stretching all the woman's all the other competitions. So that's that's a question. I tell people all the time is at my week usually lasts. It's about twenty hours a week for twenty second race, ROY hill. And it's just build up build up, and that's echoes for four years. Right. And there's it's cumulative. Yeah. Because over time you don't people say to me, oh, you learned all this money for speaking for keynote for an hour. I go. No, I didn't know I spoke for the money for the end for the for the thousands upon thousands of thousands of hours. I've put into practicing and training and developing of learning and and speaking on other stages all those. Let me to that moment when you heard something of making. Oh, God that was all the prep, and I think we live in this this instant gratification world, whether suddenly the Instagram superstar. I mean, who who they even hell even of it Instagram stop five minutes ago. But no, so you don't when you look at it. When you look at people real stars like yourself who have worked so damn hard and continue to work hard. You realize that? To even get to the Olympics. When I mean, how many people are competing to get there. And then you get it was like. Wow. So for me is absolutely amazing. I'm so in ore of the commitment, and the dedication and all those things that so easily look through people's minds when they go. We'll let guy was less. Hello. Did you make you intervene? Worst. Could you into the stadium where the loan in this in the seats on the drink? I don't think so right. Exactly. It's a fabulous piece because I wanted to just terp into that in the context of leadership. I know that you're speaking. And you're speaking different groups of leaders and entrepreneurs such tell us this correlation because I say this coalition very much in what I just seven..

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"ten  second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:59 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I saw Netflix. Every so often when they have, you know, horror section movies recommended for you section. Sometimes it glitches. Did you notice that and the romance section would be horror movies to something fucks up? And I happened to see that they had movies for ages eight to ten Scarface. River. Kids running around floated her woman split like she loves it. She loves this movie. And we're gonna see what wind river is seen wind river. It's about rape on Indian reservation. I'm like, okay. Well, I don't know if my kids ready just yet. Christian finnegan? You follow online Christ Finnegan on Twitter, Christ Finnegan on Instagram Christiana YouTube channel. Yeah. Christian Finnegan dot com is the website. Okay. I mentioned if you're a person the area of our nation's capital live in around Washington DC, I'm recording my fourth album on Valentine's Day. It's exciting at the DC improv. And I would encourage you to go downtown today. I did not really pick Valentine's Day so much agency. It was given to me. This was given to me. I keep go. I'm so glad they're friendly. Giving me better. I keep blowing Valentine's Day. It's like, you know, what I have to work this year. Bec-? I wanted to do it again at the DC and province where I did my first album, and I love that club. And I love the audiences and that only coming in for what I was just there about four months ago. And so usually I'm only once a year, and so didn't make sense to I knew it would be a little weird for me to try to book a whole weekend there. And so I just I wrote the GM who's a percent. No. And I said, hey, do you have any like nights where I could combine just do to shows to record now. And she wrote back and she said, well, actually Valentine's Day is Thursday. And if you want to do it that night, and it actually works out. Well, I don't know. Now, I don't think it's a big deal. Valentine's? No, it's completely arbitrary. It's way more about like does she need to be acuity? But about staking blowjob day right can blow job thing. Yes. It is. It is the thing and people actually drive through right? I I hate that day because then that means it's only that day. That's what would Valentine's Day mean than the only Devereaux mound. Is it that only ladies how how does it work out ladies? Yes. It's the one day of romance while I don't wanna have one day of steak, and blow jobs, guess, we all have to work on something. We all have our sacrifices we need make. But yeah. So if you're interested in that all these improper dot com. These improv dot com. It's right there. Actually, that's a good Valentine's Day, if you is doing that was the only thing I was worried about is like I'm not going to have to like mention Valentine's Day. So as you know on the web's I haven't looked at the app, but apparently on the website, they're making clear like this isn't album recording in. So it's not like don't expect to like get up on stage and proposed her girlfriend, very romantic. I think it's romance to go see comedy. I think it's romance, especially if it's like an album recording things because you feel like you're doing something it's different than just going to a club on a typical Saturday nights. Like, oh, I'm going now recording an event of some sort of defines a very roommate. She's filing divorce papers. Jared Minoza farts in the mornings Mellors smarten tonight. Faggot tinos. You should have a curated keeping the girl dot com slash history. Explains to you all the things we've been through and fourteen years of podcasting. Help us reach your fifteen. Yeah. Without your help on this Kickstarter to another year. And also if we don't reach the actual Kickstarter amount it all goes to shit. Yeah. That's yeah. That's all right. Well, we did that fell keeping the girl dot com slash history. Check it out.

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"ten  second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:15 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"He literally gets to choose where and when and what kind of move he makes four decades now. Okay, hold on. And he's and he's a male in this industry at whatever the fuck eight he wants she is a fat woman who gets to have very few roles that are going to be accepted and green lit, and I get that that was one of hers, but that might have been her first one second one tenth one that is one hundred try on this. So no, we can't compare. What what I'm saying? Like, you know, I think she's really good at doing that very broad silly slapstick. Chase great. But that doesn't mean she's that saw those movies. Of course, she is. Oh, you think that they're giving wait hold on you think giving her some other options and she's going. No, I don't wanna be the beautiful male the female lead. I know I wanna have him. I remember that improv. That's the person. That's that's what she did. Get adults. Everything that that's the sketch comedy is her. She was either groundlings or second city. That's that's her world that is more true world, Gilmore girls, and can you ever forgive? She's giving all kinds she's being given all kinds of opportunity in his only filling the rolls of fat woman. I'm saying that in these movies. I'm saying that that's what she came up doing like Chris Farley did Chris Farley type roles. But I mean, she into Gilmore girls if that's how she started good question. God Christian, please. Why do you defend this garbage widely? They get because you're painting the broad brush in your in my crash, he decades. Yes. But what I'm saying? I don't I don't agree. First of all, I think it diminishes. I don't like this idea that when somebody all the sudden does like a quote unquote, adult movie that that negates they're silly goofy wacky slapstick shit. That's there's a fuck and right to make those kind of movies to this automatically shitty. Just because it's goofy. And Adam Sandler until this new fucking special. No, I I will stand up for happy Gilmore one hundred times out of one hundred that Christians the second movie was that two decades ago. Yes. All right. So he's decades we're arguing to different things. Arguing two very separate things saying brought her saying they only give her the falling into shit movies. Like, no, they don't only give her. She's not only giving jacking the she came flying in the ship. That's how she made her Buchan bone. Is you? Jack, Christian nothing. Literally candy was unhappy time murders three months ago, which is another falling in the shit movies. What I'm saying, why are you turning off my mind because I'm yelling, she's a broad person who has brought interest and broad talented long with falling into shit one moment and then doing sort of a dull comedy about the world. And another moment. I'm just saying that you think I'm saying, what are you? Are you? Very different than what you think. I'm arguing what I'm saying is like just because she's done this one movie that is getting critically respected, and is kind of more of a nuance adult type role that doesn't mean that the other shit. She did autumn garbage. And it doesn't mean it's not garbage. She doesn't she doesn't suddenly get credit for being a good movie in have no blame for being in a shitty movie. She's made choices and these the movies in. Of course, choices are more limited. Of course, they are so absurd..

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"ten  second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:57 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"And you hear about this. I do at least every year in something like a wal mart or target. So man when December's common put it on layaway, I've done some guy was trying to go viral pay for it for you. There's if you send. To Santa Claus. If you send a letter or anything to Santa Claus. It will be at the post office, and they will organize those letters. And so what you can do around. This time is go to your post office and pick up some of those letters and actually make the true. That's cool. We did that my brothers worked at that. And then I realized that can happen. So I went on another time, and I picked up three different envelopes and feel guilty. Because it's like if I don't fill these three they didn't have a chance to others, you're, but you open them up and somebody's like I wanna laptop like you can keep wanting. Okay. You open up another one. And it's like all my family wants is thanksgiving dinner or Christmas dinner, and I'm like, okay, I can go food shopping. And so I actually went food shopping and showed up at their door with a whole bunch of shit. Like, this might seem creepy because I'm not your door because he told Santa where you live Santa's not look like the representing. A completely different vibe. Also you ever like think like what would I do if I won the lotto? And it's always my thing to win the lotto than gone Kickstarter and just funding things and just like relieving people of this goddamn nonsense of making started, please let me artist, please. Let me just like you to be an artist you get to be an artist. I just like looking fill the whole thing. Next thing you have six thousand colours that you can charge your phone off. Next thing. You know, you have forty three hundred terrible one person shows. Were they come to your house performance? The worry about it. Yeah. You got to click that I don't want my reward. But those kinds of well good. All right ready for the movie section can you ever? Forgive me is a movie that's out. It's a plus I recommend it that is the movie Iraq on it as well. It's super good. Let's McCarthy and she's not falling over into shit. And no that's good Melissa McCarthy is one of the greatest actors. I I knew on Gilmore girls. She she spot on not give stupid buffoonery shit right now. So it's really good to hear that she's bad way. They don't give it to her she chooses it. She has agency. I mean, if we're going to give if we're going to give Adam Sandler shit for picking for crappy. Okay. That movie Mandy, she did which I think it was called Mandy it was the one that she wrote it inflators contain her husband directed it in. It's the most falling into shit movies of all she's done that was her project that was her project. I'm saying I love her. But it's like, let's not say any bad movie. She does somebody else's fault. Any good movie? She doesn't serval. Well, if we okay. But if you want to check it all the way, Adam Sandler has his own production company..

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"ten  second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:46 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I gave everybody cards like, hey, was nice rehearsing with you. Let's have a great show, and I gave him like a whole bunch of cinnamon little things like everything cinnamon from the Bodega little thing at the closing. We were already dating. And so he mentioned this pipe that he. And his friends. It was like the first pipe describe it. And I had it made. And I put it in with a whole bunch of cinema and stuff again, he took a picture of that they had a name for the pipe. It was called Lani moo took a picture of the pipe scentists, childhood friend, and she was funded all my God. Where did you find Lani moo? And it was like this thing that together replicated. Yeah. This thing that they didn't have in a while. They'll come to good. I'm like, how did you know? I wanted this thing. And she's like, listen, I'm. I gotta do that thing. Listen, this is right. That time here where it's like how the fuck have. I let more than eleven months ago, right? Without having any idea what my wife wants like how I spend my entire. She's like the person that I speak to the most by factor of twenty. And now it's already almost December. I have no fucking clue break. Did you not like anything all year because I have nothing clicking? They seems really corny. But people will absolutely say what they like all year round. And it's there's no shame in writing down. I feel like people think that that's cheating or that's kinda Mandic. This is the I will say that women will do that. Let express. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's a cliche. But I think cliches don't fall out of the sky their base on something because I'm sure I'm sure that my wife does that. I'm sure that you probably do that or whatever I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think it's ever occurred to me to sort of mention, right? I'm too busy taking medicine. There's not time. To mention. A man I think I think men will mention it without realizing it you'll more. They don't realize it. But I'm saying guys might mention experiences and like things that. Yeah. What's funny? Is you guys think negative spaces not space? So you'll be like this is what I don't want. We can sign a guy want. I'm more where it's like I wanna buy something for myself. And now, I don't feel like I can. Because in case you got this for me for Christmas. Like anytime about shopping all season. Oh my God. I really put an totally use that. But I can't fuck and by it because it's December eighth. Might already be a Christmas present purchase a now. And that never happens. Well, me, and my girlfriend would just past the store the other day, she stops to look at some dress in the window. All that's nice. I'm like, okay. Then she keeps walking. Then goes, I don't like it action. Like, okay. Follow it up because a man who referred Keith. This is a big holiday for the two of you just just me and her I haven't met the kids. They're not getting presence. I didn't get Europe. Joy, you know, that you had a girlfriend. Yeah. No. She has kids guys need to talk. How many kids honestly, I'm not sure. Trying to figure it out from her standing three kids teenagers. Do I know them? Do. I not them to do. I know her children Kyle Cossio. I don't know. No that. Doing it sweet do on those Brooklyn. And she got her love right in my dick right now. You can go for the eleven second for Christmas. Nice. Excellent. Two weeks the love. Man who referred to himself as Santa Claus visited WalMart store and therby Vermont last week and paid for several customers layaway items, including the items for people who weren't at the store at the time..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:25 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"These really are the best sheets ever. Christmas time is coming. Are. You are you a good gift giver? No, I if I'm being honest. I I feel like there was a time when I really gave the extra effort and gift giving we don't really like camper night. We got into that vase with like what a we want because it's like all it's our collective money. It's kind of like what will we buy for each other? It's all coming out of the same pool. So it doesn't feel as as fun, and I don't really get to see my family as much on the holidays anymore in. So I will buy Christmas presents for people that my stepbrother, and I always by other sort of just weird goofy shit. I bought him. A Lionel Ritchie mask that I found online last last year. I think that goes from the maiden Japan or something just because it's just because goofy. But that's like the most that's the only person I've really put effort into buying gifts for other than that. I just I try to buy gifts that people aren't going to be. He's the only person I buy gifts for where the really I really just want the laugh when he opens it, you know, what I mean. Because spend more than thirty bucks for that. But with other people, I just try to buy something that they're actually not going to need to return. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm done giving gifts like unless I see it. And I'm like, wow. You know, who would like it? And who cares? What holiday or birthday, it is fine. Right. My youngest brother. He's the worst gift giver, and you can tell there's no thought behind it. And he must have passed the garage sale once got a knife, but not like a cool Bowie knife like a like a regular steak knife in your drawer. Chef's night, just a knife just a knife. And then a sign that says, God bless this house. Like, he never met me in my life. I'm an atheist. Larry's I had all I needed one of these. I had an uncle I go. Thank you. Fuck. You. You don't mean it? I haven't who has schizophrenia and he's still believes his living in nineteen forties. But he when I was growing up. It was always hilarious. What gifts he would get us. Because it would just be wacko like one year. He got all my cousins. And I like pots and pans. They were gonna bag, but they refer like Betty Crocker. Like they were like children's pots and pans for like an easy bake oven kind of thing. And we were like fourteen fifty years old and one year he got his because he'd always gets the same thing. He got me a pad of paper that had like a funny little saying on top in the like, a notepad in a said the opinion of the man in the house is not necessarily that of the management, right? Which is for like a housewife? Right. You know what I mean like? Okay. Thanks. Maybe maybe a brother has schizophrenia and has an excuse goes dum shit. Maybe maybe maybe he believes nineteen forty that would be that would make sense a little bit more. Of course, followed Christians Twitter at Christ Finnegan, and he rates a Hess mini trout. Gadjah the Christmas gift that says I picked us up on the way over until your mom. She'll ever damn check on Friday. Great is baffling to me because this time of year we start seeing those test commercials and just I have to they wouldn't just be throwing money down the toilet. They wouldn't continue to make these things in less people were buying them. Yeah. They seem pretty excited in the commercials in the eighties. Right. I'm bringing all the gas. What some like nine year old kid on his phone playing on his twitch playing like fort night or something and you handing him this shitty. Gas station truck. Yeah. Thanks, dad into not nothing says the truck I think I'm a good gift giver, I've given like some stuff in the past where people are like oh shit. You listen to me. I'm does good. Come the thinks. I mean, you know, him empathetic. She is she's a great gift giver. It was one. Okay. So when I first met Hennessy we were in a play together. And he always got like, cinnamon, gum or cinnamon. Cinnamon was this thing. And so for the end of the play for the beginning of the play..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:17 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Run the nuclear of our point. I know it. He has the say, yes. Yes. Or that's dumbest. Fuck you know, that somebody be at Sarah Sanders, somebody Jared wrote this fucking question. Like, here's something that you can say to act like you have any information on this topic at all or. Yeah. Exactly freelance isn't making his own. And there's probably some like simple straightforward question. Like, hey, which which kind of engineer you're going to use which kind of you know, whatever action. I don't care about. Yeah. Just something to to show that I did thirty seconds of prep in the limo on over. But now, I gotta make this when my own as we all know steam magnetic, right? I know the word steam, so I'm gonna sumit go with steam. But what we're doing that very well. I would go. Joa electro-magnetic cats. Okay. Good. And then Trump says I'm actually glad that you gave that answer. That's that's the right answer. I could sleep again. Lecture magnetic cast. This was supposed to be a frivolous. Call but it could've went the wrong way big time, right electromagnetic whatever, I don't know I'm conducting actual incredibly dangerous business on Thanksgiving Day during a conference call. Like all you have to do is be like, hey, do you guys have a Turkey on the rate like just stupid? Right. Do you go with brine or do do you go with mandates because Brian is tried and true of many seems to be the latest thing? That thing is I see somebody. That sounds good actually sound bad. Right. It doesn't like manny's. I love man. Is. But I hate all condiments whatever unless it's hot sauce girlfriends like that like she scared of condiments yet. If if you've made as in the sandwich, unless I can fully remove it because you can't feel anything. Catch ups, not a thing. Hey catch up my head. Just really that's weird. My sandwiches. So to speak rivals. That I should get. Switches does that sound hot Heo if you said sandwich, I put Suraj on my sandwich that would sound a little that that's a word for vagina that I don't feel like as ever been hands. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you having sex because it doesn't sound like it? No. Visit that got laid a lot you say, it's it's sort of. 'cause you're you're eating it and meat in your sandwich. Let me make it nonvegetarian. This is all very sexy talker, you're bringing your own shouldn't you call? John sandwich, all your problems putting meat in it tomatoes catch up if you want to the time of catch month. Yeah. Kitchen sandwich. The bread the tube stakes mothered and underwear sauce. I guess I'll have to have sex you in your butts sandwich. Let's get an television. Let me put my banana in there. Our parents are very proud of something about nuts in my forties. Speaking of sex. Let me tell you about the sexiest sheets. I have on my bed that I have sex on. Yes. This is clean part of my house. My sheets Brooklyn and sheets are the greatest sheets I've owned in my entire life. And if you ever told me ever in my past that one day, you're going to be in your forties excited that tell people where they get sheets. I swear take your face shove it enough fucking garbage disposal. I'd be like bullshit. There's no way. But here I am telling you how to get the best sheets you've ever had and very excited about it. I'm so excited about how to cuss words. This is some copy, right? Yeah. Brooklyn and works directly with manufacturers directly with customers. No middlemen. That.

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:47 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"He would he believes it more than anything because he has to and not only does he believe himself. Like you're saying he believes his fellow inmates. There was a one of his cellmate at a certain point was removed because he was a kiddie porn, dude. And they found naked drawings of children that he had done in his cell and Pam textra. What he told cameras in this is in her book. She said her dad told. Yeah. Her dad says they were midgets they weren't kids. They were midgets. He was just drawing pictures of midgets of absurd insane thing ever. But these are the things that they have to believe about each other in order like all believe your bullshit. If you believe mine that kind of thing does party you can't help. But think minute kind of hope you do drop the soap. No Keith prison. Rape is funny. The more, you know, let me also race doesn't help person be like any. No, it's not gonna that person's gonna come while. I see the world in complete rain yet. I've been wrong. This whole time really wanted to better. Now, stop stop Lawrence. All right. So let me be fair. If I play that I play that old clip of Donald Trump, Donald Donald standby, you this very recent. This is over thanksgiving. Donald Trump talking to military members during thanksgiving and him trying to act like he knows anything. Well, so when you do the new carriers as we do, and he's he's on the phone, which is interesting because you'll hear the other end of the phone so he's on speakerphone, but he has the receiver to they're doing. Well, so when you do the new carriers as we do and as with thinking about doing would you go with steam, or would you go with electromagnetic because steam is very reliable and the electromagnetic. I mean, unfortunately, have to be Albert Einstein to really work at properly. What would you do? Navy officer. FBI to run a nuclear of our. Well, what we're doing that? Very well, yes, sir. You have to be very smart to do. What we do. We are smart. You know, you're talking to the United States navy? You know, you didn't call quiz. No, right. Teenagers fucking around on a fishing trip. We're a carrier. We overnight explained it to us. We're good. I love that. Like all of his references are just like the dumbest kind of simple. Yeah. You gotta be Albert Einstein. Like, he's probably the kind of guy who had some of these blind. He'd be like, hey, Stevie Wonder all references are just like the dumbest big boobs. Dolly parton..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:35 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"So it's you know. It sucks that Dwight Howard. Is a piece of shit, which he seems to be base. If what's to be believed by the threat is true. It seems like he's kinda shit head. But it also is just kinda like crappy that this is the way this is coming out because it's like it just gives a release for all the people to make just dumb trans jokes or whatever. But I will say I'm semi pleasantly surprised that it has not lit up social media the way, I think it would have ten years ago that I think even a lot of basketball. I'm a big basketball fans while I follow a lot of basketball writers on Twitter. There's sort of a a uniform ity of like, hey, this is fucked up what he did. But there's nothing wrong with being attracted, whoever among sports, I'm telling you. But I'm telling you is basketball is definitely the most progressive of all the major sports, but it's better than it would have been ten years ago. It's been interesting to see it's been interesting to see people not kind of just immediately. And of course, idiots on Twitter making the stupid. Would expect but among the sort of more established pushers information. Yeah. The influencers the NBA influencers people seem to have kind of like a, hey, let's not descend into it's kind of like the same way that like everybody kind of has accepted now that prison rape jokes are just not fucking cool in the way that used to be just like the easiest punchline. Hey, don't drop the soap. And now people are like, hey, you know, what that's fucking rape. And maybe it's not a hilarious thing. You know, speaking of which Trump is asking the supreme court to fast track the transgender military ban, the malls when you complain on my shins hurt. Sometimes I can't go to war. Now, these people for whatever reason are willing to go to war, and you're saying, no, well, it's all of a piece. I mean, the anti trans stuff the border stuff the confederate monument stuff. It's all a piece. It's a trying to reestablish a world order. It's trying to establish like nine. Eighteen fifty s America world order over again. And I think that they're sort of this idea of art where we've crossed the Rubicon at this point. We're just gonna go full hog on. Gay marriage is going to be the next thing. I'm telling you, you know, and I don't think it'll be successful at the end of the day. But I think it's all part of the same impulse. I watch. I I'm watching the west wing for the first time, and I know I'm late to the party. But I cannot imagine that that the White House is even comparable now to this TV show. Do you know what I mean don't even know if it was comparable, then honestly, I didn't watch a lot of the west the west wing. But I mean I seen enough of it compared the west wing. Press secretary Sarah Huckabee, saying there's like one of these would seem fake well that that's the thing. Things. Like, like, I'm love the show, veep, the HBO show, and it's like, you know, in the whole thing when that show starters like oh my God. I can't believe all this amateur nonsense is going on behind scenes at the White House. You watch veep. And you're like, oh my God. I long for this level of competence, right? You have a guy filling in for the press secretary on west wing. And so he tries to make a joke little light hearted. But it's taken around. And he says the report you only had one question. That's a question. That's a stupid question. He says kind of what the small then they have to deal with that. Now, you look at Trump. Yeah. Looking at a woman happens to be only women that he does it too. And it's like that's stupid..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:42 min | 3 years ago

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"I was saying this. I love that special. And I think it's the terrible movies that confuse us because I I think what it is. Or let us know what he's about. But there are certain. But all his sorry, all his albums or great. Yeah. It was I I don't know about the later runs is the only one I owned, but the first one I really liked and I think people of certain age say thirty eight to forty five I'm probably at the top end of that age bracket that they have these really fond memories of Adam Sandler, not only on us. And I have memories of from being on remote control, you know, them TV game show. And and so I've always so seeing him sort of descend into sort of self parody of these just really awful beyond awful movies. I feel like I've been even harsher on him than younger people might be because I remember when he didn't fuck and suck. And so the fact that you suck so hard now it's kind of like Phil Collins, or it's just like Phil Collins was making kind of typical eighties crappy pop music, but because he had been. A dude in Genesis. And they were like a prog sort of like that they had been a respectable band. You went harder on Phil Collins, not believe you said, Phil collen. Yes. I can't. That's what you brought up the back of your that's throws. But Colin people went harder on Phil Collins than they did on a Richard Marx because nobody no new Richard Marx's anything, but if I can eighties cheese ball, whereas Phil Collins had this career of being thought of as being quality where insane Adam Sandler, not that. He was quality. But people thought he was like funny and interesting, and so then later block so bad. It was like, okay. Fuck you twice because you you didn't have to suck so hard. And so to see how special as kind of reminded you a little bit of like, oh, yeah. That's kind of why used to like, Adam Sandler. That's that's the quality that I hadn't seen in twenty years lap, the bad taste out of your mouth a little bit. But once once again, I could tell the boys in the band that? I like Adam say on the economy that the whole you whole reason you brought that up you could make that joke. And then I totally take you off top. Well, I saw I saw some as I loved Andrew dice clay. And I saw some fair fairly recent New Year's Eve special you did and right away. He starts with look at these two faggot Tinos in the front row. And I'm like, no, no see that's different though. Because that's actually what he was back. Then it's not it's not like he was great. You were dumb. I mean, we were don't don't we were all dumb. It's not like like, Andrew dice clay. I think we all kind of woke up. I mean, what do you what do you comedy has to evolve? So if you're not evolving, we have to go you already told that joke, and it's been decades will and it's just the truth. Is that a dude in his late fifties early sixties telling jokes, just not as cool as twenty seven faggot tree is no longer a punchline? That's not like. Yeah. Get him. All right. Well, we don't want to. Right. Well, I mean, I don't I feel like even bring it up. It's kind of negative or whatever. But I don't know if you guys have followed this Dwight Howard thing that's gone online. Last today's basketball player. Dwight howard. Got a trans woman basically outed him as being. Into men and trans women and shitty. Yeah. But he she he'd white Howard in his pastor who I guess is sort of his sort of enforcer has kind of like fixer. He has sort of pastor that like hangs around like hanger on essentially was threatening her with violence, if she told the truth, and so she kind of went to social media to be like, okay, I'm being threatened by these people fuck this guy in..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:01 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"And mouse, it was described to me that way it was like, you know, fight them off until you can't fight them off until you're married. And then, you know, just give him what he needs. And then you'll be all right sex used to sound like something that you have to like put up with in order to live your life. You know with some Lovin it, right? The woman goes to the guy's house just to hang out a little bit. And then all of a sudden, she's like, yeah. I'd like to go home now. And he's like. Yeah. But it's really fucking cold outside put my drink. And he's like, hey, calm down. She's like what about my sister? And the neighbors these like, easy stay here. You know? Yeah. My mother used to one of the things that she would want me about his watcher drink. Like, really, that's the one thing. I watch my drinking clubs like that. Was the one rule? I had you know, like, yes, I'm breaking my parents rules. I'm here without them knowing but I better watch my drink is very prevalent, very normal very normal guys to take your head and like put it down by their day. Dea? You know, just here's the thing. The problem is part of that is hot you know, what I mean that my head and mice. Yeah. So that's the problem. And I can't tell if it's because of my upbringing that everything that's taken is hot, and that's part of it. But it also is hot. Well, that's what I don't know. How to explain to you that like a real genuine look of horror is different than we're playing. Yes. But it is slightly. The only thing I would say to to younger people who grew up in an age where things were taken differently is just remember that this shit was just in the air pollution. It was just it invaded your brain. Whether you wanted to or not like I was saying what they mean by toxic masculine. Yeah. I mean, we were talking before we got on the air about this this dude that I know and that we know that that that I kind of think is turned into a bit of a bit of a scuz-. But at the time I thought like, oh, yeah, I'm not like that. But hey, he's kind of normal on. And I'm the I'm the weirdo. I'm like, I'm the bleeding heart already guys taking that's the norm. And then I remembered Christian used to get used to get made fun of all time. Everyone thought you were gay and like you always got put into the friend zone. It was very frustrating nor the friend zone thing you could. Plenty of sex. So yeah, it was. And so I thought yet you're a more gentle person. This other dude is like how normal guys are. And so you're to agree. But I would say that even if you know putting myself, you know, not absolving myself that even that sort of gentle shit. I probably played that in the angle, you know, more in we know dudes, certainly in sort of Lower East Side world, who's, you know, we know plenty of dudes who kind of played that I'm the sensitive guy who's not like that..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:27 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"It to tell the boys about you. Bring a girlfriend maybe girl, you're trying to have sex. I'm gonna fuck you. Wait till I tell my friends. The number one thing ladies. The reason you have to hide your numbers. Bring a girlfriend maybe bring to got my camera. Make a star out of you. Let's inject it photograph it down to the subway. Let the boys have it reached down low slide in real slow. I wanna hear your engines roar before in the door. You feel so good. Wait. Let me say this sexy right through so good. Do you know? Once more got one. Sorry, not easy. One more shot before out the door. Was it hot for you, masking? Did you fire this round this to second debt? I'm through believing this town. Oh, wow. That's a good. Bye. Maybe it wasn't appropriate. I think this is going to be good for your your eighth grade party real. But I was listening to that stuff to listening to guns and roses, I used to love her, but I had to kill her. She six feet under. You know, she such a fucking whore. Remember, the t shirt that guns and roses had brother had one? It was also poster very popular. It was basically guns N roses on the fun. I think it was the cross one on the back. It was a woman in an alley who that was the original cover band who was just obviously raped and her underwear she was sitting in the alley like all fucked up and like her clothes ripped off. Her underwear was down by her knees. And she was left for dead, basically. And that was haywar men. Listen to our music, right? By like toy robots though, aren't there like toy robot surrounding her? I didn't pay attention to the robber. Are. They was there is this artist think Robert Williams was his name. And he was the one who did that the cover and that was the sort of ban guns and roses cover, and but there was a time. It's like, oh, man. People can't handle how cool and bad ass. Not like this is really genuinely wrong like, oh, those adults kind of had a point when they were upset about that. That's not the kind of thing. It was a monster not a robot. So it was like this big mostly teeth, and then just hands basically how women see men and yet here. She is. She's like completely half dead. Yes. She even one shoe off for some reason in an alleyway. One kid is out her her underwears below her knees her skirt Dhillon. It's like the aftermath of the pinball seen in the accused. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what was interesting is my parents were very very conservative, and we weren't even supposed to talk about sex. But my brother had this shirt at the age of around thirteen. And this is what I thought sex was a think about you on. That's thing is that you know, we associated you know, there because there also was a sort of Jimmy Swaggart religious pruder's into the eighties. And so we associated well if you have a problem with any represents representation of sexuality, then you're clearly some fucking conservative asshole. Whatever it's like, you know, just because our tit is out doesn't make it like erotic or hot. It's still a violent crime. But because I know for myself, it was just like to me a naked lady and a drawing of a woman having been raped in an alleyway where the same to me, it's sex and therefore desirable. I notice maybe blowing people's minds. I think that you know. A bold statement. Just just a warning. You know that that that this is Julius behind you. She's twenty something. And this isn't the conversation that people are having. But this legit was what I thought sex was. I thought I'm supposed to wait until this dude takes it. From me. I'm supposed to fight it off until I kinda get tired of it. And admit that I want it not kidding. This was like how I I made out with anyone like how I like how how the game that it was like, very cat..

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Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:24 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"On the middle screen. I've noticed this with women that a would you say that is a Keith Malley women thing because I don't necessarily by the way for categorizing me in that manner. Just grown. Just really not my favorite thing is as your your passion line women. Type it. And if you don't know what to take type in Stein medication and the number one over the counter thing to take pops up right away that is diamond all rice die begun. Yeah. That is the second greatest thing that the internet has to offer us. The first porn. No porn is a three versus overthrowing evil governments. Or reestablishing them. But. Bolstering them. Okay. Okay. I don't know. Why is it so hard to take medicine regularly? It doesn't. How your knees taking glucose Amine, take it? Yeah. Yeah. I think you're lying. I'm not. My little pharmacy my house when used to give me shit about my how much chew my fingers that. I think you may have sort of an issue with with people not taking medicine, or you know, that that scene south arm. Yes. Yeah. Or just like, why are you doing the thing? Yeah. You have that sort of quality to you sort of a. Yeah. Why you had to like it's weird quirk? Well, because I don't know. But I'm saying that might not be a win women thing. It's just something about people that bother you. But because women are the because you're intimately involved with a woman in the way, they want with a man that you associated with a woman thing when it's really it's the people thing that bothers I've I've maybe your male friends are not telling you when they have a, hey, exactly. That's what I'm saying. You're not exposed to win your male friends. You know, I do want to hear on our our when you when you give that opinion based on this conversation include your sex, jer probably get to we'll get to the bottom of this. Last time you're on with the Jesse Joyce. He were talking about phone banking retired about him calling people up. It's the midterms wake the fuck up. We, of course, recently had the election are can take all the credit. Well, are we placed for more pleased now than I was that night? I mean because a lot of those races and the getting called a few days later, or whatever and. So obviously happy that the house flipped. I was slightly. Sweating it that night. It started off looking really bad in the things weren't going. Well, and so I, you know, because I felt like a lot of people on the left kind of had that we're gonna get fucked. It's all going to end badly, and I had sort of tried to deny that when in the weeks leading up to the midterms are people like all the Democrats have blowing it they're gonna blow it, and I was like, I don't don't do that, you know, just don't make this a self filling prophecy. And then the first couple hours that night, I did start to succumb to that feeling of like, what are you doing you nervous bikes nails to cuticle? Yeah. Well, that's what I do when I'm not nervous. So I I have to pay around a lot. I walk around a lot. I get sweaty. Like my head. I get itchy and sweaty. And I start pulling at my clothes and things like that super hot. Yes. Super sexy shit. That's That's really hot. hot. Here. It's robin. Right. I'm not crazy. Right. It's Robin Williams in that movie. Jack, you know, he just tugs. Just like everyone saw a fifth tier? Robin Williams movie the Seto the movie, Jack, which was a low point and Francis Ford Coppola's career, which I don't know why. No that he directed that. But he did because everybody knows that crypto Christians given. No, I haven't. I haven't seen it, by the way, my sense had an end to it Christian. That's all right. Yeah. I, but I don't know that seem Keith I'm sorry. It's the whole fucking movies a kid in the polls. I desert. Oh, I got visual. I understood it look at this. That doesn't mean you're right. Doesn't mean. Either one of you. Right. But we're all okay. Trump was in Palm Beach. Here's a somebody a singing to him about how great he is. And how we all have is back..

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"ten  second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:18 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Flicks comedy central. He's been on cone the today show, Christian Finnegan. Here the worst. I I'm sorry mine. Why? There's there's a neutral version of that. That's not suck or wasn't. I really didn't think. Honestly, when I said that I was already looking forward to rubbing Kice facing it that I beat him in silent trailers. And so I hadn't even thought about like, how am I going to say Hello, really? I had already had a little thing. Worked out can be like, hey, I think I did that sound trailers. How did I do again on the fucking shit out of the shit outta Keith? Yeah. So so I was already excited to do that. Would you introduce me? I didn't have anything for pear. And that's just what came out. And so my default Motors. When you're not paying attention. Yeah. That's just what's great. Sorry politics. You've always been that dimmed late for me. I am the I'm the physical manifestation of the dying of like. It's very inspiring rage against me. Let me ask you this. How long have you been married first off four hundred twelve years four hundred twelve years. So you've been with them for a good good amount of time. Right. Indeed, Kemba elbow. Why why Meads is already bad? And the has this thing with medicine that she won't take it like she's scared of us being the greatest country in the world marshes. She's she's cautious. Right. Like, she'll show have the flu. And doesn't know you take flu medicine, right? I do forget. And I do that. There are things for simple system. And I say, I say why not take something over the counter? And she she makes up like weird excuses like that just makes you comfortable. I've ever heard anything dumber and Mike like for my body to fight its own diseases and my girlfriend now she has a stye and I'm trying to get her to regularly take medicine. She's like I took it to talk to a child. When did you take it four days ago? It took it once his is what Keith has to offer for his relationships. This is the thing why are you fighting this? So far, I notice it's a women thing. And I was curious if this happens with yes, Julia, put your head back on straight. It's a woman thing. I don't know that that's true. You don't think I really wanna like joining me like, yeah. Totally dude. But I don't know. I don't know that my why my wife has to take a pill every day, you know, right for anti babies for breast cancer comedy fund. Right. Nobody needs to know that after you have to. Yes. But I don't know she takes medicine. I guess I mean, well what I will say though, is that she sometimes would rather think that the end is not I then to actually take the medicine. I will say that that sometimes it's like, oh my God. I think I think I have lumbago or whatever. And then I'll be like, well, did you have you have you paid? I'm sorry. I'm what I'm saying. Is that sometimes she will? She will think that the sky is falling and this something terrible's happening in. It'll be like well have you taken a Tylenol or whatever? Like, no. I haven't done that initial take I'm fine. Or like, she'll be like, oh my God. I think I think I have stomach stomach tumors. You're just hungry and she'll have lunch better now. But I don't know if that really applies to it drives me crazy. I took the I took the Stein medicine three days ago. And I still have this problem, others directions. It take it every six hours, and that's the end of it. I just won't go away. I read something about putting teabag on my eye. Stick with one of them if it's going to be coffee in your door regularly. What are you doing just jumping around? It could be it could be fixed could be cured. I don't understand what's wrong with people. The just type in your problem on the internet and it. If it's that's the worst, dude. That's the worst. She says to me Stein's aren't contagious. I Google are sties contagious. First thing that pops up styles are contagious. She somehow found that was the first entry literally just dies are contained. Yes. It's a weird website are sties contagious dot com. Literally. Yes, it's the big. Yes..

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"ten  second" Discussed on Bigmouth

Bigmouth

01:31 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Bigmouth

"Come to i don't know what it was about them but i mean they should have massive hit singles and they had massive albums whatever reason that in convert to arena shows but obviously that is where the money is specially it wasn't so much ten or fifteen years ago but it is now because because audience is a streaming music and don't get so much as a very expensive to run type of band as much from that so it has to be there in turn the merge that comes with it and that's where the money comes in did you think people want to launch bans like this in the eastern come over a case of well economy says solo artist sad ukulele cover that we will room for the destiny's child's of the future i think that is by you need would need to be smart about it and i think since the last big girl and launched with that's v harm your little makes quite recent launches in terms of the scope of pop history was toughest changed so much in terms of who the gatekeepers are and where you get your music and how you find out about music we don't all those three things spotify now so you think you need to be quiet smart about it and and because it's music lead on spotify music friday comes up and it's just a list of songs really rather than photos or videos that being the first thing you see you need to make sure that the music is stronger than anything in the world over anyone's is anymore i find that really dispersing here's your niece spreadsheets on the friday.

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"ten  second" Discussed on Bigmouth

Bigmouth

01:38 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Bigmouth

"Hello and welcome to big mouth home finally melt handmade pub culture nitpicking amount you harrison with me as usual sham patently dependable mukalla struck and so my people to sean how you been it's been full of me making my own breakfasts making yeah it's it's good to go personal discipline exciting guests with this week making his big mouth debut peter robinson creator of pop justice which started out as a blog i'm vault into the destination for grown up pop with a capital p music pizza got into music journalism by making a kale fanzine which makes you feel both ancient and not justified he wrote the peter robinson verses column for the enemy for decayed and he carries on the smash hits quotes tradition quote of doing foolish things or the english language in order to make popstars the more interesting hello pizza well big mouth how you very well thank you glad to finally be here you went to that kale every reunion how was that it was i think if you hadn't been into the few would look at it and say this is just offline bad on the way posting king have i spent one hundred quid plus taken three days of work during the week and spent on nation is this good use of my money and up until the point when job is coca appeared with low to people in robes singing justified ancient with two coffins being carried around and everyone going mental me crying ongoing it wasn't worth the money but that's second is this is great then we went to three mile walk through liverpool and there was a bonfire and arriva fantastic as it was good and my review somebody graffiti the bombedout church didn't they which down very badly with local one one of the days was spent because it was.

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"ten  second" Discussed on Elm Town

Elm Town

02:21 min | 3 years ago

"ten second" Discussed on Elm Town

"Yeah exactly so i would say this like doing ten second ten milliseconds of work whenever anywhere out of bits has awesome yeah i was i was very happy about the actually as expecting it to be pretty slow because the approach is kind of it's not designed to speed but it just is fast it just works is it just is quick that feels really good to know love that would you have done anything differently the second time around if you hit con back to do it again sure so one interesting thing that we did is because the web share has to support three different clones the night usually union type with mc s to represent the different clubs that were building for each one has very settled differences we might have like omni economy clone which has a title incident place i mean might have each four clo with the title in a different place that's mostly worked out okay but the mci is pretty unreadable because because just the complexity eso magin you have like a padding function and you wanna give it a different pixel size based on the clone that you have the way i do it right now is i have putting on the night do a case of over all the clouds and then i have to say case of omni economy than make twelve pixels or eight twenty four make it thirteen pixels that's pretty rough visvis pros and cons because it allows you to ensure that all your different products covered when he added new feature a new css style i'm neither going to forget that i need to take on the economy have putting for example if i have a twenty four but it is a lot of a lot of boilerplate to maintain.

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