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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Adult ISH

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01:42 min | Last month

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Adult ISH

"So have there ever been an incident where you've been manned blame to? Oh Gosh of course. My favorite from that clip is the guy who just goes. Yeah one time one time. Just what's Today the one time today? I think one thing that women comedy get is Sometimes you get guys going. You know you can't you can't wear this on stage because that's GonNa make people see you in a certain way or you know it's GonNa be distracting. If you dress to sexier and not even sexy. Just nice if you like dress up too much or things like that explaining to you how to do. Comedy is always frustrating. I mean like all your hair stand up on your arms like Oh okay wall. Let's get out of this before I say something very rude. I feel that. How do you shut down? A man's Blaine what I do is I just kind of nod and smile. Get through the conversation and once they stopped talking. I immediately Cut them out of my life. You'll need US real clean clean break. You know what's the point like? Oh you obviously don't think I'm very intelligent So you know why would I keep someone like that around? If it's somebody that you're in a relationship with or something I think you should bring that up for sure and just go. Hey Just you know you're being condescending and there's a word for it and let's pull up urban dictionary right now and learn some things about you learn it together. Well T- Tom. It's been real having you know show off and you so much for having me. What a cool show. Y'All can follow Taylor on g twitter at Taylor Tomlinson and catcher in her latest Netflix. Special quarter life crisis..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

08:01 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Illegal back that. This was just a romantic comedy. Oh this is fun worke does he? Love me Starring Sharon Fenn Julian Sands and bill. Some of these people are dead The plot follows a surgeon. Who's growing obsession with a woman? Leads him to amputate her limbs and hold her captive in his home after she suffers. A car accident. Oh gained notoriety. Before it's released after protracted legal battles with Madonna and Kim basinger both of whom backed out once they read the script debuted at Sundance Film Festival received critical praise what after receiving an NC seventeen rating yet. No Shit watching a Guy. Fucking abdomen is movie band now. Almost given an R rating on appeal releasing United States in September nineteen ninety-three but then received critical backlash and was a financial failure. I think this is what we're watching to tailor Omega. Oh I have one more question before we were. I got you don't have to. I mean I mean we. Why not my question for you is? Have you been the type of person that during this time has wanted to watch things like outbreak in contagion? No okay all right now really left me alone zero zero This is where French events I know. This sounds pretty confident. You're GONNA be like maybe if I haven't said this the entire podcast and I think someone needs to write me a check. When I was your age I finally said it. I think I would've but I have gotten it so hammered therapist doesn't let me she basically like you cannot watch that shit the way your brain works. You just can't see I haven't seen Chernobyl. I can't watch shit like that if folks me up for weeks. Chernobyl did fucked me up because it made me think about death. I always think about death though. Really low all the time every day. Yes every day. I'm thinking about death if things are going well how do you think you're going to die? I think I'm going to get sick. Do you think we all know how we're going to die. No Gun to our heads. No I don't think any of US know. Yeah Gun to your head. How are you going to die? I'm here I'm thinking on that? Here's my thing anxiety wise. I try to worry about everything so that it won't happen because I feel like what you worry about sense of control. Yeah almost never happens at least not exactly that way kind of person. And here's what I'll say. I think there's a war on worrying. There's a war on anxiety and I'm always a person saying ing. Zaidi does serve a purpose. It protects the most anxious people and the tribes are the ones that really out of line. Is that a line. And they got out of there and they survived right here. Annoying served a very important purpose in our reptilian brains And in tribal time. Now it's just some of us have a little too much of it just directed at the wrong things right you know. We were worried about Getting wrinkles when we should have worried about a virus yes. We're just worrying about the wrong thing. This is what I'm saying though I when I worry about everything. Whatever I don't worry about is what ends up happening. I had worried about literally everything else I was like. The Big One's GonNa hit You know a family member of mine is going to die I'm going to die. I'M GONNA get in a car accident like I thought of. All these things that could happen around My good news. Which was that? I had a special coming out and none of those things happened. The one thing that haven't was a pandemic that threatens Nali the business as a whole but our entire world And I think I didn't think of it because I didn't watch contagious because to me I was like that will make me spire. I'M NOT GONNA watch it. That'll make me spiral that's going to happen and now I'm like I should watch it so that I can prepare something I'd like something. Rake prepare. Yes I don't know. And they signed the vaccine at the end of contagious. I looked it up. Took them an hour? Forty minutes our forties right. I'm just comfort. I literally got to the point where I was like. Can the person that wrote contagion get involved in this? You can the Hollywood screenwriters that have been spending years researching pandemics. They probably know more than a lot of people who ministration now. They actually know a lot. Can The guy from house? Yeah that was like the consultant for House. Get in here yes do. Don't you feel like Tom? Hanks is going to be fine right. Yes yes so. Don't you like that makes people go? It's okay Tom. Hanks had it and he's fine and in the same way watching a movie about the same thing where at the end everything works out. You're like okay. Everything's GonNa be fine. I feel like the moment I thought we jog is really on one He's on steroids. Things are really hitting the fan. I think that when I heard Tom Hanks got it. That's when I was like we're all GonNa die really got to donate. Yeah oh I know. This doesn't care about it. Went for our leader. They went for the guy for America's sweetheart. Yeah and this is something. That does not discriminate. I think Tom Hanks had died. The entire world would be unlocked down. We'd be we would've just I mean I would have jumped off a balcony. It would have been voluntary just mess. Everybody would take would be taking this so seriously but a lot of people were probably like Tom. Hanks is now they're like why would I canceled? Spring break yeah. It's interesting to see who is a couple other celebrities have it? I mean it's yeah that's the thing with like football. No one's GonNa care about until like Tom Brady his neck. No one's GonNa do you know what I mean? It's like all that stuff. What a delight your take your life. This is how long did we go almost three hours really three more than three hours. God's amazing it is nine. Pm It's four hours ago. So how cells as my boyfriend things. I'm dead Just tell them you're cheating on honestly. This'll probably be good for our relationship because I'm always mad at him for not being worried enough that I'm dead. I'm mad at all my boyfriend still. It's not too late frayed. That's Whitney who need the Wifi Password. Though here except or just ask for it and Oh do I ask will like go to the WIFI network. Let me have it. You WanNa hear us get Taylor on Wi fi. I mean people are born in quarantine. Content is first orders. Fucking post mates on his podcast. So we're allowed to do this Okay I'll get you on okay Taylor Listener podcast She's on it now Self Helpless Self Helpless and about show on net flex. Yes quarter life crisis. You think she's halfway through your life. I thought I was. I thought I was now. I think I'm eighty percent done. This is the last partial ever do where she passes on. You know what to do. I don't know all the Benton says normally subscribe all that you're an adult. You know how this works if you haven't done it by now you're not GonNa do it. Don't ride elephants If you can donate to servers and service people that have lost their jobs Please do any amount counts your charlene. My friend WHO STARTED. I should have been prepared with this. Sorry started great thing to raise money. I tweeted about it. Just go to my twitter if you guys can Give to that just a little reminder. I gave to that As well and I'm rambling. I love you guys. Say strong safe strong. I'm really tired. Text me three to three To nope eight one eight two three nine seven five three seven. I'm GONNA stop talking. I always endless and these very awkward. I Buy Inc..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

12:00 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"In my new. Our to when I was touring. I was like if you did something. Just tell me because I'm GonNa know you did something we'll and I'm going to create something in my head. That will be so much worse. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's interesting because to me is soon as I am like. Let me see your phone. It's over you know as soon as I'm feeling any of that soon. As any of these conversations are happening. I'm like it's over. Yeah questioning any of it in my whole thing cheating is like if you want to cheat. Don't blame you'll just tell me and let's break up And let's make it a break up where you dated someone else. Yeah yes sort of like. Let's make cheating not cheating if you find yourself being attracted to someone else and you just tell me. I'm only on the way over. I'm a big girl. I can handle it. Yup. I don't blame someone but just tell me and then we can maybe get back together if it works out later. We'll go date other people for a while and if it's going to be it's meant to be because here's the thing them telling you either that. I'm attracted to somebody else. I'm GonNa go see where this goes. Probably were all attracted to somebody else right. Everyone's attracted to someone. Yeah the game isn't. Are you attracted to someone else? That's how do we go through life resisting fucking everyone yes. That's where we're both signing up to do. We're the best. No I'm giving up people to yes. You're not the only person giving stuff up. Yep We're both. Were both passing on a lot of people in choosing each other every day and by the way not just having sex with other people having. Fritsch full lie with other human beings. It's not like oh I don't get you fuck anymore. Yeah I could have been in investors way. I'm missing out on fulfilment yeah. I met had on traveling. Those are different live beautiful countries. Yes I'm giving you my life. Yup Yup and maybe not better but just different. There are lots of people. I could have been happy with. Yeah so you have to make sure you really like hanging out with that person so for me. The cheating thing is like if you tell me that you cheated on me. I take that as you respect me enough to be honest with me. What I can't forgive. Is You thought I was stupid? You aren't trying to like keep safe for protect our relationship or like I was just so afraid to lose you know. You're afraid that you are afraid that you I was going to be mad at you and you're GONNA have to deal with consequences of your actions so I think that's the difference to me is like either way. You did a terrible thing. In one situation you take responsibility for it and you show me respect by saying. I'm going to tell you WANNA be up front with you and then another situation I let me Dow. Here's where I would. I would say if someone is. I'm happy to be wrong here. If like the mentality of like you're respecting me by telling me you don't respect me if we're in the situation at all. Oh interesting you. If you respect me we wouldn't be having this conversation but I think sometimes people cheat because they don't feel good enough for their partner then. You're not good enough then. You're not as you're not yeah. We're not good enough for me. I I agree. Yeah we agree on. You just proved it. Yeah Yeah you're not good enough and that's okay. I took me a long time to stop confusing. Love and pity Like I don't if I pity you. That's not the same thing feeling. Sorry for you get out of there. Yeah this like Oh your feelings of inferiority like okay. I want someone who is wildly better than me. Yes I do not want. Someone is worse right any like. Oh I'm Outta. It's no that's incest. I'm your mom but yeah I do think it's like I'm so zero tolerance about that. I mean I had to let it get so bad. You know I mean the stuff I've seen in phones folks who brutal. I've never gone through anybody's found at the most I've ever done is go. Show me your tax with this person of me go through. Your phone. Didn't go gray Jr. He kept he's healed emojis. Not just like making plans with somebody. He said he didn't make plans with. I'm and you're like it's over like yeah. Say like even if you didn't cheat on me you lied about it. And so you're going to over like what are you. And it's it's taking me okay. My Dogs farting is getting out of control No I I do think look baby. This is the wrong advice and people are in quarantine and they can't leave is soon as you're saying where have you been? What was that like? It's over right. You can come back from it. Yeah Yeah I just don't think you can. Yeah I agree you know. Although you know being touring comedians. There's always gonNA be some days that you're like. Hey worry why didn't I hear from you for twenty minutes and it's like okay? We're both in you know shitty cities. You're being a little weird. Yeah like sometimes it is. Just you're a little weird isn't he? When what way like? I'm so I've only met your boyfriend wants. I was so endeared by him weird that he so nice. I agree with that. He's just like he's very nice. He's very engaged. Like I was weird like I I I. I thought he didn't like me and then I was like high. We've never met before. And then he was like so nice so nice so nice. It's kind of. Does that ever make you insecure about? All I've ever wanted was the guy who's Nice. And then you date someone who's nice and it's like. Why are you this nice to everyone? They probably think flirting. Oh I don't feel that way I do this with. This is not a SAM thing. This is amy with everyone thing. Yeah when I started dating people anything. Nice they do. I'm like the move. This is how you do it. Just go like what did you do? Just tell me really. Flowers out of nowhere. What did you do let me your? Oh Wow you're worse than maybe you see. I don't think they did anything yet. I'm just like all right. This is how you operate does your bed. This is what you've done this everyone great to me and sometimes it is so Richard Pryor DVD. But this is what you do for every girl. You like your comedian. I thought you'd like the fucking thing though is sometimes. It is their move like sometimes. That's what they do by the way. What do we not want them to have dated anyone? It's like Oh and you've never done anything that you've done this. I'm like okay but you also have done some. You've you've done your spot. Yeah you have your Jersey. They Bring out to show. You're a cool girl. But I also think it's like and maybe this is just bird's eye view forming like older like you want a guy who's dated a lot of people not been cheated or womanized or been abusive or any that you want someone because it's other women have done some work for you You know what I mean. Consider them your teammates. I consider XS. My teammates lake. Thank you for whatever training you did. Yeah thank you now. We're passing the baton. I'm inheriting. It's like getting dog for like adopting your dog from another family. It's like you taught him out of saying you're talking about I do like thank you. There's still more work to do but I like to see X.'s. As sister hood but what if they would've they abused your dog. And you're like now I can't shut the door to freak out keeps biting me. Yeah and every time I shut the door. They think I'm leaving. That's on you. It barks at all women. Yeah I peed on my leg. I think it depends. I mean there's definitely times when you're like having sex with the guy in the beginning and you're like okay. I just learned a lot about your accent right but she's into but we're not doing that here. where it's like I just. I know everything about her. Now Start from scratch. She trained very well and was like almost two communicative about this But I do think that we don't want to be with people that have no relationship experienced such a careful balance and is of feel the same way that you did about feeling insecure. Like oh if they find anyone else attractive Then they're going to go to them and we're all attracted to other people and it's fine that's healthy. It's normal the normal to grill longtime especially the religious roots. Parents are like Mike Pence level. We don't have lunch with the opposite sex alone they are. You want people to have all these women are hot and I choose you ask what you want exactly. You want someone that's dated a lot of people so by the time they get to you. They can actually appreciate you. You know if you're the only person someone's ever been with great Like you're the like best of one right exactly. That's the fifty. Yeah Oh you could have all these women and you're choosing me or you have data all these people now. You appreciate what I bring to the table because you have something to compare me to right. Exactly that's the healthy way to look at it Right yeah therapists would say. Don't say that don't say healthy say helpful. Oh really why's that and say that's not healthy? Oh you said it's on it's on a judgment on yourself that's not healthy to say like okay helpful oh no so much so mired there's so much to talk to yourself gently. She gets really into the words we use and makes me substitute words with judgment on them in the things that sort of so slowly chip at our sole I remember one time because I think self-deprecation is something we go to allot any way. Remember time I was talking to her and I was like. I'm starting to stutter. Which means you know we have to wrap this up I've like carpal tunnel of the tongue and I was talking to her and I was like. Oh you know whatever I hate myself. I'm so stupid. I can't believe I did that. And she was like what is that. Those are like what is that thing where you call yourself stupid and you hear yourself and I was like oh no it's like I'm a comedian. Like punctuate my sense. That was a period. It's the constant refrain of my life. And I go no I just say like I hate myself because it's like it's funny and she was like not that funny shoes just like. I'm not laughing like really uncomfortable when you do it and you're like well it's worked for a lot of audience just sold out in Pensacola. So what do you know about the comedy but it was funny because it made me realize oh I think I thought it made people like me more when I degrade myself if I make myself smaller. They think I'm like full of myself and it doesn't I found with other people do. I'm just like oh no. Yeah now. Do I have to ask if you're okay? Yeah Okay what a delight your I love talking to you you are. Oh my God and fun. Are we friends now? I feel like we're we're really. You're my best friend. Never letting you leave my break. My legs like misery. There is no cell service at Whitney's house by the way for everyone listening. I the Passover about I want you to connect your No it's going to be like What was the movie? See your references misery. What's the one boxing Helena? This was a movie that famously Kim Basinger which was attached to and she pulled out at the last minute and they sued her a whole saga. I read about an Alec Baldwin's book and that was fascinating to me because I like. Sometimes you get attached projects and you're like I wonder what happened. I quit like what? Are they going to sue me like they can signing a contract? That says you have to do this job right and it was A. I can't believe I love playing the game of like. Can you believe that movie made? This was a movie about a guy that was so in love with his some woman he was a surgeon and he cut off her arms and legs and after box. Oh my God corentin viewing. Why the fuck would you tell me that? I'm just telling you someone was like. This was their dream project. They wrote the script they went out and pitched it. Like person should be put down. You know how long it takes to get a movie made like when I'm like. Why was that the thing you wanted to spend three years on? That was your vision. Boxing Helene in one thousand nine hundred mystery thriller with Horror Elements Director by Jennifer Lynch during Sherline Fan with horror elements..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

11:29 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Entertainment tonight. Absolutely you'll get a book deal and they can find your wife social media that's right and met like yeah you're GonNa get caught it's it is. It does a little bit feel like those days. The JIG is kind of on cheating general. Yeah oh I don't know I mean it. It is insane to me that people still cheat because Mike you will get caught. There's exhaustion it's it's on so exhausting. Yeah but I also I also understand why Particularly male comics cheat or any male performer. Yeah because they're not worried about safety. Yeah on the road and they're getting so much thrown at them. Yeah because yeah if it's that easy to come by as it's so easy to cheat now easier than ever but it's easier to get caught exactly but let me ask you a question because I always think about guys that cheat or people I know and I'm always like the life must no. I'm not yet I'm always like so. I mean you were cheating on I mentioned. Did you know yeah I did? And then he lied to me about it for years gasoline. You did you lie to yourself. No I think I knew that you knew in your heart of hearts. Yeah I just knew. My Gut won't need lie about other stuff. He'd lie about like small away. Do any things the way you do everything no one lies about. I'm five minutes away when they're twenty minutes away and doesn't lie about other. Shit. Yeah exactly. That's exactly what it was. And we were on and off for like years me and that guy and He he just told me that I I was like that. He would never and he didn't. And all this stuff and like it got to a point where I felt so crazy and so bad. I spent like years apologizing to him. I mean I have jokes. I've jokes in my special saying that guy never cheated on me. I just thought he jokes about being crazy in my special that just came out I APP- guy reached out to me the week before I find my special to bury the hatchet and let me apologize over and over and there were things they did that. We're not cooled where I would break up and get back together. But that's I mean not. You don't put a lot of it was like I don't trust you and your you keep lying to me about stuff and I know some going and like whatever it's there's other things involved too and I'm not like people crazy people make you feel like you're crazy right. Yeah and Nike has his own stuff and it's fine but he you know what what made me. Sanger's that he reached out before my special and I even told them I was like. I'm really sorry. I I do jokes about you in this special and I say like you've never cheated on me and all this stuff and he's like it's totally fine one hundred the bridge whatever like a month or two afterward finally admitted to cheating on me and I was like what like are. You have broken up. No a huge weekend. I had been broken up for a long time when okay. Yeah it wasn't it wasn't my fiance. It was a different guy only dated on and off for like the first four years of my twenty. Yeah Yeah so this is what you're twenty four this stuff but that guy is kind of why I mean not totally but like a little bit of why I got engage because after that guy the last guy I went out with my ex fiance like days after it was like I was like I am the next person I'm like I'm getting over this guy and then whoever date next is just I'm not putting opening should anymore and it's going to be the guy and I think I just kind of like ignored some red flag worse and you know maybe just was like this is going to be the thing and And I thought these are the things I need. And it's the opposite of dating a comedian and Blah Blah Blah and and also win. Those red flags went off in my head. I didn't trust my own gut. Oh Gosh been there. Yeah so like I and I still felt that way after I broke up with my fiance. Which is when my other ex admitted to cheating on me years ago. It made me go. Oh my God I was right to call for my wedding because I've been here before but I had been in. That like post called off engagement state going. Am I just insane crazy because I felt this way with that last guy and I think I might just be imagining with people now because they keep insisting they're not doing anything even though they're lying to me and I can see that they're not but is it just me and I also think that people like us like Comedians who have a relentless loyalty to the truth at all costs like we're not afraid of the ugly truth like we? That's you know we love it. Yeah I think it's so funny because I I grew up around the pathological lying like been in that a lot of those relationships when some it never occurs to me that someone's lying greatly. I it seriously like I don't know why anyone would like it to me like such a waste of time and energy. Sorry I agree but I think everyone's lying and also I have lied. I've done my fair share of lying. I hate the way I feel when I do. It's such an intolerable feeling of shame and it's exhausting. Which just you know would any sensitive person would feel after lying. Anyone who's not associate about that. I just like I can't imagine someone would wanna carry around a secret. Can I carry around a secrets a fulltime job? So I assume everyone's telling the truth all the time as I'm like why wouldn't it just seems it's so nineties? I assume that everyone is lying all the time and and it almost takes somebody admitting something horrible to me for me to go there. Oh they must be telling the truth that yeah but I always I always say that we ought however if you mess up just tell me because you get more points with me yes. I'll go while those really hard that you admitted it tells us that it gets and then it gets tricky. Because someone's like. Hey I cheated on you and you're like thanks for telling me it's like I know you it'll be bad but we can work through that we're a little bit in a time. Where if you do something about an apologize. It's almost you get more points if you've never done it in the first place. Yeah like that's the new thing is like but wait. You think you can get over cheating. You can work through gene I think that if somebody would depend on the obviously there sorry hang up so I think there are certain I think there are certain circumstances like if you sleep with my best friend. No but if you like if we've been together for sorry we've been casting for three hours. My dog is break. Come here come in. My dog is obsessive. Taylor you guys that I cannot get him off of her. I'm so sorry. Get over being. She didn't think he said you never never never when he does. When people's gut feel stressed out or have any kind of anxiety or he starts to. You noted I'm sure get on them is nice Here's a I think if I'd been with someone for a long time and they messed up and they came to me immediately and we're like this is what happened and they felt really bad then. I could maybe work through it because I would. It would prove. Let me save you some time. No I wouldn't Auntie Whitney coming in hot luck. Maybe you're a better person than me. Or maybe you're the generation I mean. I know people in their twenties that are fully in open relationships right. I I would never. I'm like that's new. That's a new thing. Frank come here Sarmellek so bad buddy I love you. I don't know what that is. I know people your age. Say the same thing. You're saying to me right now cannot fathom it. Maybe it's an age thing. I am so black and white about that shit because I I believe that in order to cheat it takes time to cheat. It's non you don't just go to a bar see someone in your Dick Falls in like it's it's there's texting there's flooding near I. You know what I mean like. We all know what it's how long it takes to sleep with someone or to have someone sleep with us. There's an there's no such thing as a one night slip because it always takes some kind of build up in an investment of time and energy and you had a lot of times change your mind. Yes we've got like a hooker which is a whole other thing and that's probably an Adrenalin addiction or something you know. That's more okay. Move this is going to be a polarizing take. Get out three hours in. Because if if if if you're going to be in relationship with someone who's a sex addict and that's a legitimate real addiction and urine relationships sex. I mean I know people that are in relationships sex addicts that. It's like that's cheating of course but that's almost like slipping on drugs call not easier. It's much easier to have someone slip on drugs now call but that is usually not like a choice and neurological and genetic thing so it's slightly different than someone that doesn't have an addictive personality choosing to go cheat on you and spending a lot of time and energy in it. I understand bad still bad. Here's what I say if there's money involved here's the thing. I someone who's been in that situation. Yeah I WAS NOT I. I can wrap my head around why someone did something once someone tells me. I'm like like that guy. Admitting it to me here so I decided admitting it I was I was angry about being lied to for years. That was the cover-ups worse than the crime. The fact yeah the fact that I could I could wrap my head around why he did what he did. I was like totally. I know you really well. I know why that happened. I know the circumstances but I just don't Helen together me and I go. Oh like on the time he misstep. I don't even know it was just. Here's what I'll say you're what twenty three at the time was his cheating on a tweet. That looks like you is a mentally ill person. That's an ill with their also young. Had you turned hot yet. Your turn out now okay. I was just cute. I just mean like that is to me. That's an ego thing. Not someone who just doesn't have self control because to me cheating. Forget the sexual part and having to imagine how horrific that is also just like like. You're not in control of yourself and that's not sexy them. Self Control and restraint is hot to me. Yeah I think people but I think everyone cheats on. I think everyone cheats on hot people. You're at say everyone cheats on everyone. No no no I think I think people cheat of not because they're like I want to have sex with that. I mean they cheat because they feel it's an new matter but I mean like they're bored or they feel inferior in their relationship more. They're mentally. Ill gotten bored of I mean. How long were you together? I mean it was. We hadn't been together that long and we were young yeah. I don't know we were together so many times that I don't know how many times it happened. So at that point. You've lied to me for so many years. I'm like you could be downplaying how much you cheated on and you can be lying to yourself you might not even. I mean I've I've been with someone that cheated and I'm like I am when he lied to me about like. I think you believe what you're saying. Absolutely that's the craziest part of this is is. You don't know you're lying. Yeah I think the indiscretions that you can even conjure up right now. Like are half of the story. Yes or they tell themselves that they're protecting you by not they go. What what good would it do? Tell me to tell you that would just cause you pain. It would ruin our relationship like homing you ruin it. Yeah no Scott. You've made that decision and those people don't realize I'm GONNA. I was doing a joke about that..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

10:55 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"He put them all in one building. So we all know where they are. I'm fine with that. We'll be friends. Yeah like you all get it. Otherwise the cult's going to be all around us. I'm fine with them. Keep them in a building Maroon them. They've been quarantined for years But I I. It's interesting how when something I don't pray really much but when something bad happens I am talking to God like when one of my dogs got sick It always starts with. I know it's been why right. Are you still there all of a sudden? I think he's like a man with a microphone and headphones. I and I apologize for how long it's been. Yeah because in my head. God-like KEEPS LIKE LEDGER. And he's been waiting for you and all he needs an AFP. This all accepting God needs to open with an apology right and it's always like I'm sorry it's been so long right. Think it'd be crazy. I like the idea of God with his feet up on a desk eating a sandwich and reading a paper and then he here's your voice comes on and you're like he's like Oh shit. Oh Yeah Whitney what's up? I'm sorry I didn't think you're you're GonNa do this again. I wrote you off a while ago. Removal also I loved it in my hands. He can hear me but didn't know I was busy right like just like I've been really busy. Things have been crazy slam. You know me you know me you know I am. You made me like you. All people know this like I sort of like Cherry pick. Yeah what did he knows and doesn't know and then I and then I started bartering. I'm like you can have my car. You can take my house like as if he wants me to hit his van. Mo- yeah so that my dog stays alive and I start telling God all the things I'll give him to not let my dog die. Yup Yeah I've started doing that too where I might. I will say More commonly I will. I will pray for what I want. And then when it doesn't look like I'm GonNa get I go. I go okay okay. All right all right this is this is this is okay okay all right okay. Yeah meet you halfway. I see where this is going on an idiot fair. Let me get ahead of this so okay. So it's it's not going to fire me. I couldn't so he's so he's not he's not going to love me. The way deserve You're trying to make me stronger. I see what you're doing you're doing I see what you're doing. I would just ask that you speed it up so this this lasts less time this suffer or giving me a new closer this past. I see what's going on. Okay thank you thank you. Thank you God but if you could just refund my money it's just so weird. I how many times I have prayed either in the last year. I said if there is something better the you are trying to the whole the rejection is Jackson form. I go if that's what's going on here. Yeah could we speed that thing? I'm with you. I'm all in? I just needed to have faster. Yeah that's all. I just can't be here that long I'm surrendering to God's will as long as it's on my turn. Yes forty years from dozen can't do it. Maybe eight maybe eight years not attention span. I'm a lenny younger we watched. Mtv cribs like our attention span is just quick. I can't take this. I'm dying. Yeah I decided I'M GONNA die at thirty four so I know that you make those decisions but this one I feel like is up to me. Look it's all in your hands and you know what's best and everything to your plan. Pitch I just I just have a pitch but if I could just what seem what I think what seems like a good idea to me. Yeah is it. I know you have the best ideas. You also made me there. Four probably have some good ideas too. Because I'm in your image so let me pitch something back to you. It makes more sense. It just doesn't coming your abusive boss. Total. Who's GonNa give you a job at the newspaper when your internship is over? I have to let you go some point. I was going to ask you to hyper color. Shirt as hypo color hyper color. Is that the one. That's all scrunchy and it gets really small off the shoulder and terrible looks like it was made of a thousand nipples made out of a used tissue. It was so bad tiny shirt. That will look like we're going to doll. And then you put it on charges out. Yeah it looks like you bought a piece of paper and through it. Yeah this is a shirt that was in the nineties. That was if you sweat through it it would change colors you it was carson. Everyone that you know that has cancer got it from those jokes. I I found out my mom died Taco bell or something but closure from this. How would you describe your style? I mean when stylist isn't My Best Best I can. I can say I think Put together what unassuming. Yeah yeah afraid to look too. I like simple and hopefully we feel like you need to cover yourself. Yes I'm always. I've always thought that about you that I'm always covering because I used to do that. A lot too and I still do. I still do but it. Maybe just because what I see I feel like you. It's not like armor but it's like this is okay. Yeah agree no I like it is and I see it because I like that too. But it's like I'll see you and your like your leather jacket and like that's your comfort zone like it's like a little bit of a second skin. Yeah if I were a Hoodie on sage. I'm like ooh look at me. I I will not show my arms onstage. Help never can't do ever done. It can't do it wouldn't would you would you? What world thank you so much. Better bizarre I know I could never do it but I also just like the consistency of the same thing. I know I'm I'm no I tried to wear quarries onstage. Recently that were like cutting bell-bottom and cute split them really bent over split him. I was like this is why I wear the same thing on stage every single. I know it's not gonNA rip. I know how I'm going to be able to move. I know what I can do with my hands. Why mix it up yeah? There's something to that we agree. It's who you know that episode of the office where Jim is putting quarters in Dwight's phone so that it'll just build up the weight and it will take them all out and then it'll hit him in the face. That's why I feel if I like just stopped wearing a jacket on the day that I would gesture to freely and just like boomerang back and hit myself in the face. 'cause I'm like I'm not used to no weight on my arms. When's your birthday November four? I don't know anything about that show. I'm Scorpio now we're just hanging out what are you. Do you know what you are timber forth. Do you know what that is Virgo? Okay which ones I think. That's good people look virgo is like calling someone con to this point. Lazy Kind Scorpio Really. Yeah everyone's like people arpaio. Basically it's like saying you're vindictive asshole how is that? What's Yeah Scorpios are supposed to be like very like into vengeance and sexual manipulation? Okay which I'm like. Yes look Christian vixen and I definitely am. Petty is definitely hate you I. It's just funny because like whatever somebody wants to accuse me of being like too much of a virgo and then like why and they start listening and they're like because you're always busy and you're never rounding never available. Just want to hang out with you know. I make time this is not. I mean I think virgos and Scorpios are pretty compatible though. I think we're similarly intense. Yes I only know that because somebody asked Salmon I on I g live and he's Virgo. Oh wants his birthday. I think it's August. It's lay dog. I don't want to say the wrong one best. Yeah very anal retentive. I guess well it's because it's also I mean I have a whole theory about this about it's not about the month you're born. It's about essentially the other holidays that existed in the same month. You were born and what other things you had to compete with. Oh Sam and myself your boyfriend and I. We both had our birthday basically around the first day of school. Oh that we had to be academic on our birthdays like my birthday was September fourth. I was in my first day of school when it was my birthday. I was working on my birthday. That's set the stage for the type of person I was GonNa be simple like and then. Leo's that are August late July August during the summer. They got to have their birthday party on vacation. They're outgoing you know. They got to have birthday parties and be the center of attention so they got used to it. You know. I was competing with Halloween and Thanksgiving didn't have a chance. Didn't have you had to become funny. You had to become intense. Yeah it had to be indicative of manipulative in order to get someone to pay attention to you. Oh my God you're right and then January January capricorn is like they're also very academic very serious work really hard. They had birthdays. Minoan had any money left after Christmas and new years and no one had time to celebrate their birthdays in January. That's when we're back to work. You need to write another book. Vary the moon in the stores. According to win I feel like that's why like in your most impressionable time what you had to compete with on your birthday is what forms your psyche. How have you not written a book called Whitney come into my office? I mean that to me is my favorite advice. I've heard in a while. Just pretend to believe in yourself because it's also like that's my thing about any people that have low self esteem especially actors and Comedians of like. I'm so scared like pretend you're not. Nobody thinks you are act like you're not. Yeah and then let your also pretending you're faithful to your wife and were buying it. It's true pretend you believe in yourself. I'm and let the people who fall in love with you slowly. Find out the you or a crippled mess of anxiety. You're pretending you can afford that car. Why can't you pretend to like yourself for five minutes? Oh my God. That's so true. Such a bummer. How many male comedians cheat on their partners? I mean look. It's such a bummer. To me it seems like it's waning a little bit. I mean when I started it was yeah I mean it was flagrant when I started standup. We'll now anyone you sleep with on the road could reach out to be a correspondent on.

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

14:29 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Those are my boss. You're not my boss if you don't like that you're not buying tickets if you bought tickets and have a problem with the show. I will respond to you in the comments. I will give you a refund. I will listen to you like I actually take a lot of feedback from instagram comment. See I'm the opposite a lot of people like don't read your comments just folk and folk that will but you're gonNA listen to Comedians. So you're GONNA nor the people that follow you could buy tickets but you're gonNA listen to the people that don't buy tickets. Oh that's so. It's I listened to the comments. The people the Philistines that we all say. What the fuck do they know? They must something because they're the ones that ticketmaster I mean. They're the fills the seeds so we have to listen to them. Wow let's I'm a comedian. But a ticket to a comedy show. That's a very good point so I'm not saying. Like what do you know about comedy? Well they're the ones that consume it. Yeah I don't know what you're telling you. Yeah so I I just. I don't know how else to think. Yeah so when someone is like Oh the fucking joke look kind of offensive or whatever alcoholic that interesting and if a comedian's like that was hilarious. I'm like doesn't matter. Take it in. Water off the duck's back. Maybe I don't know I wonder why I feel that way though. Do you think you felt differently. We were young. All I cared about when I was younger was the approval of Comedians. All I care about. I care about the respective comedians notice. That's all that is really important to me. Yeah that's what I mean because I want the pride but I also know myself. I know how I respond to other people that are doing well that I'm jealous. I like it's just not a pure form of feedback There's nothing comedian can say to you. That's unbiased You know what I'm saying. Yeah couple more things I know. I have to let you go at some point. I really don't want to because I have so much to do. You have to go. I have a phone call tomorrow. Yeah I am slammed. I've motion prepare myself for sleep. Nightmares have been guys. I have to nap scheduled tomorrow. I was just GonNa ask you because you're so you guys talk a lot about self help. What's the best advice you feel like? You've heard recently do any good bangers I always like to sort of bring this up and I also want to ask you about your relationship with money since I feel like. You've probably making money anything you've learned that you. WanNa share so with the podcast. It's hard because I was so busy. The last three months and on the road so much I actually have not been on that many episodes recently so now in quarantine or on this remote podcast like well. Taylor's bat like I had just been like you guys. I know I'm not pulling my weight. By the way you're the girl that disappears when she dates a guy. Yeah and they break up and she's like what are we doing? What are you up instead of a guy that was my career and Which is also gone and we. I just can't be on every episode. I had missed a lot of them. And Yeah I couldn't even tell you the last the best advice is keep doing your podcast. Oh my God. I stay connected. Stay connected stay in podcasts. Are All we have now. Become a live touring I mean we. Obviously we read like the artist's way Which is you know the I read War of Art Garden. I read intuitive eating in college. We didn't episode on that in Calcium Delaney. Kind of. I don't know if they read it. Or they read like spark notes on it but they were like we do not. This is not work for us. I had a lot of food issues growing up but I would like binging stuff. Yeah Yeah and so in college and you work out no. I went to bench in like high school and I would not eat all day. Come home and bitch so And then I got to college and then I started losing weight and then it was like all I thought about was what I was eating and I got like. I was on thirty for like four months. And like you know where you're just thinking about every single thing And then I read intuitive eating. I think it was after college and I could see how it would work for some people it did for basic. It's just listened to your body and think about how this food is. GonNa make you feel you need it as opposed to your bad if you eat this and you know you're good if you eat that like putting all those. Yeah you know judgments on each thing So it's it's like very simple. It seems very simple when you read it. It's just like are you going to feel bad the fact that we have a read a book teach ourselves when to eat when you're hungry like like? I love the idea of people starving in Africa like way. There's some book where people have not think it's bad to eat. Just the worst white girl ever No I mean I yeah. I did all that stuff. I did the eating naked in front of the mirror thing for a while. Oh my God that's the whole thing is doing. I think there's something to not the eating. I've never eaten naked in front of a mirror. I would maybe never but I have. I have sleep naked. I have. I'm too scared some Shit's GonNa go down in the middle of the night. You know what I thought about. I think about your body so much. Thank you so much to me. Only shirtless your know your guy. Sam Your boyfriend posted like photos of you sleeping and it was so funny and I am fascinated by what people wear when they sleep a- and I noticed you were wearing like a full suit in every was I know he's Joe t shirt. I swear I was wearing Lincoln sweatshirt in one and that's just because I fell asleep on the couch. I just like any hall when I go to bed. I put on a full Tuxedo. Cumberbatch run vast sneakers. Watch with a monocle. I am ready to go at any time. Get up and leave. I don't sleep like that. I do sleep in sweat. Pants and a T. shirt. And what do you think you're just like WANNA be ready? I WANNA I WANNA be ready. I like sleeping naked when it's happened but I just the idea it has to happen. I can't plan get Rufiji. How do we know fall asleep? Naked have sex and then you fall asleep. You've never fallen asleep after winning worried about. You really don't one time. What is this a movie? He never I never had sex by you. Get only have to evacuate the premises. I'm GonNa Brush Your Teeth GotTa pee after. Go cry a lot that has to happen. I've never fallen asleep after sex in my life really. Yes never gotten up gone to P. We have to argue about it. We have to fight. We have to. What was that new move comes from that like there's a? There's a fighting that has to have like I've never talking that has to have you ever slept naked. I don't think I have ever slept naked. I mean it is nice. I do get up when I'm in bad relationships Or have been in bad relationships where I was constantly listening for approval of the other person and worried. They were GonNa abandoned me at any moment. I would want like let them fall asleep. When I was naked and then I would secretly get up and put clothes on and then sleep and then wake up before they woke up and take my clothes off to pretend that I had slept naked like I'm cool. Girl Messy saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. I agree that sentence that center. If you haven't seen gone girl you just heard it that. That sentence was the plot of gone girl. Insane originally just like you would wake up and be like you put on a shirt. I used to wake up like set my alarm to wake up and then go put makeup on and then go get back in bed and like that that I've heard of I've never heard of anyone full lashes. I've never heard of anyone pretending to sleep. Naked how wake up four. Am TO CONTOUR and pretend this is just what I look like. You know that I've heard of the this is pretending to sleep. Negative thing is another level or at all that I didn't know about it. Oh Yeah it's Nice I mean leaping. Here's the thing I've I've accepted that I may not ever have children given the ending. I just don't know if I can cause anxiety so bad now with everything falling to say I'm very fascinated by. I know a lot of people that are in their twenties. That are kind of like. Is it ethically sound to kids? What if there's no water like you know it's kind of an interesting thing? I talked to a lot of people your age. That think that way. Yeah that's kind of it'll change when you're thirty one and the the body starts to take over and possessed you. Oh when I was engaged. I was following a baby's Hashtag on instagram and fully crying watching clips of babies that I didn't know these were strangers these babies and I was now on Baggins Law. I was weeping openly. I know it's in their birth mortgage and I was like kids for a long time. When you think you've found your person you're like me more. We should make our duplicate. Yeah but when you are not with your person interesting you Kinda go you on birth control. I am birth control one. Low Low Estrin been there been there. Did you like you skip the placebos or no? No can you give. That's the one that you just honey? What yes the sugar pills I used to when I was well I would skip them just so that you wouldn't have your period. Oh I take the sugar pills and I still don't get a period. Oh okay that's that's interesting because I've talked about this before in the past when you're on birth control you're attracted to a different type of person because your body thinks you're pregnant right so you smell. Fairmont's differently and why do I keep dating comedians? That science low bar just switch birth control those standards. Yeah we did. We did a couple of episodes on birth control and Post Birth Control Syndrome. I because Calcium Delaney both Were like we have to get off birth control. And you're supposed to go off birth control as soon as you basically get engaged before you get married to make sure your soul attracted to the person when you're off of it because your tracks to a different type of person when you're pregnant then you're not pregnant. We did not even hear about that. Yeah gotTa have me on Your Pod? Oh my God Auntie Whitney on Pod we seriously do there was on low Estrin and married the wrong man for her when you're pregnant. Are you attracted to people who seem stable? You're the kind of person that could help you. Essentially raise your child and protect your child. I don't really believe in Alpha Beta thing. There's there's really no such thing. That's confusing concept If you get granular about it but let's just use those. What you're saying. I might be like my body might be like I'm pregnant and this guy is home a lot. Call Rack so that's good. You're going to be attracted to someone. Who's unemployed? Yeah when you're on birth control but when you're off birth control you're going to essentially be more turned out by men that take risks that are more Alpha that would be essentially the kind of genetics. You want to so when you have. We are not on birth control. You are less responsible in your dating choices. When I was non birth control I was mostly dating. Is that had tattoos and cheated. Oh yes you're the essentially Alpha risk-taking DNA tall big hands deep voice. That whole deal okay. Well this isn't fair because I have only dated on birth control and so I was alpha up. I was cheated on by a Beta. And that's not fair. That is not cool. That's a lot. Sorry he's very friendly the Mike. What's your next podcast topic? Sorry we recorded one With me and Sam where that goes. We talked about We talked about sorry. I can't frank come here get off of her please. I'm so sorry much Frank Frank. You're so heavy break. Come your Bubba Eupol. Sorry you're sorry You WanNa come pop out my ud. Thank you buddy boy. Hey but Okay he is going for it. Yeah and what was your question? No I was just curious if the next podcast it's coming out is I just like to. I like to talk to people in their twenties and pass on advice. They don't need. Oh my gosh like my obligation as you feel as you get older you start to feel his obligation to pass on things like as an elder. I have your phone number now and if you think that I'm not going to be using it that's true. I mean Yeah. You're kidding yourself. Become like the mom like a comedy. Mom People like text me all the time today. Got a text from community was like Hey Do you know a lawyer who could help my friend. Who's like landlord isn't letting her have a service dog? I was like I love that. I'm the person for this people like. Hey can you mixed tylenol with an me and I'm like I don't I'm pharmacist? I don't know I I get so many weird questions from people I know. I can't believe people are asking you about making taking ambien whether or not they should. God don't do it do sleep. Well no not at all. I take You could be like that person that falls asleep as soon as you get on a plane. No that's my face being around again really a lot. People make a lot of assumptions based on my round face You drink a Lotta Malcolm eyeglasses. Lactose intolerant well rested. Oh my God thank you. I'm not my cheeks or just fat. I just looked like a toddler not our money. Someone would pay for that face. I know people say that But I haven't seen any later. I'm sure it's like when you were a kid and you're like what did I have boobs yet. Fifteen and then you get older and we wish we looked as young as you get some pretty perky. I sleep very terribly..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

12:08 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"That makes me so sad as a woman and so impressed from a branding perspective and like should I just disappear so ask me something. Asked me something that you guys have not figured out on your because I think it was gonNA come to your poss- some I think. So and now I mean yeah oh I wanted to ask you this. Do you suffer from imposter syndrome? Of course still. Yeah I mean because you seem very self aware but you also seem pretty confident like we just talked about the like. Oh I hate myself. I didn't do that right. Yeah that's like perfectionism. Work Hall is of course. We'll have that but the impostor syndrome. I don't deserve this and I'm not good enough. Yeah do you still struggle with sorry? Okay I don't have so I don't I definitely don't hate myself. I don't say that anymore even as a joke. That's one of the off limits things for me but like when I come upstage and I'm like what it's more like. How did I do that? I could have done that better. Which is true. Yes saying I could have done. Something better is not low self esteem. I don't like this thing. Where now at if self edification in self-improvement is now self flagellating? It's not it's a scientific fact that if I go on stage and I come off. I probably could have done something a little bit better. The audience will never know the difference. It doesn't matter but I know I know yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah I'm the one that did this so I know that I could have done better. You guys don't get to decide that I have low self esteem because I want this to be as good as it can be like. I refuse on that. I refuse for someone being wanting to be excellent as like being pathologist says a perfectionist. Yes you know what I mean as long as you yourself have times that you go. That was excellent. That's right that's right but if you never do that agreeing agree agree. Great so imposter for me. I don't think I don't deserve certain things actually think I deserve a lot more. I'll teach me how will that way I have had a lot of things in this business? Go sideways and like really unfairly not happen. Because of people's Egos and bad behavior granted. I made bad decisions I mean I didn't I didn't. They weren't bad at the time with Mike clipboard and on paper. I didn't trust my gut about certain people that ended up being you know megalomaniacs narcissists and that destroyed things so. I had a lot of things that I wanted to happen not happen. I had the wrong team in place so I think I deserved for those. They sound so i. I have reverse imposter syndrome with a couple projects where I'm like. It's unfair that that that didn't happen. I mean look I but I'm also I'm going to tell us that program step threes. Everything's happening exactly as it should. And Thank God. That didn't happen in dodged a bullet in rejection. God's protection and all that looking back. It is the best thing that happened. I know that but I I still am allowed to say I deserve that and I didn't get it and life's not fair and that's fine Inter I definitely have I think because we're magicians. In a way you know we sometimes go on stage and you guys are GonNa think we're having the best time of our lives and we're really sad inside or confused or you might think that we You know a really in the moment president when sometimes we're not and we're thinking about our next joke or whatever I went onstage. I did two months of stand up right after my dad died and no one would've known a lot of what we do is acting so when. I have a the impostor syndrome of trick to them. Sometimes it's true You know so I have a little bit of. They're going to find out that I'm a phony. There's a little bit of that because ending. Sometimes we have to be because of the circumstances I mean I was dreading doing shows the week that everyone was canceling. 'cause CORONA BECAUSE I'm not to go to Detroit and I'll have to go in there. I'M GONNA have to pretend I'm not scared and I'm GonNa have to pretend that every time I hear cough I don't hear it. I'M GONNA have to barrel through these jokes. I'm going to have to like lie about why can't do a meet and greet. I was like I'm GonNa have to be a complete phony and sometimes we have to do that right. You know so. I think that I some I've to delineate the difference between imposter syndrome and like no. I did kind of just pull one over because I had to because we have to perform we plan at six months in advance. And we don't know what's going to happen that morning and if my mom is sick and something bad happens and I just heard bad news I still have to go on stage and not let anyone know. But that's a there's a difference between this audience is going to find out that I'm sad today and every audience is GonNa find out. I actually suck. Yeah Yeah Haley. Yeah I remember when I Was Touring. I was opening for this male comedian. That was pretty big at the time and his whole thing was about being a married guy being married guy and his kids and his wife and the thing and probably his annoying nagging wife because all wives are annoying and a nightmare. You dare they rear and Razors. You propose to them. Like he went and bought the ring. Why and he was broken up. They were they had been divorced for like six months in every night before he went onstage. He'd put on his wedding ring. So Ellie Rudolph is like oh brutal that is sober. Yeah that to me is when when I think when I'm being false or not telling the truth you know that's when I would feel like I was just being fake or being phony but I think that I think that that goes away with time you know. I think I definitely felt it more in the beginning and I don't feel it as much anymore because of how much I've given up for this and how hard I've worked I don't really feel it anymore. Yeah I feel a little bit. It was like a podcast. 'cause I don't know what I'm doing like the place I feel imposter syndrome is like with podcast. You know stuff that I haven't been doing for a really long time like I look at you. Know someone like Rogaine and people in Bobby Layman Friends of mine. That are doing pockets for a long time. And I'm like I don't want you to think that I think I'm you. Yeah you know because I'm really big into meritocracy. We're so worried about what other kind they don't give a shit good for you. Can I come in your podcast? And I'm like but I'm not trying to steal your late. They're like we don't think you are fine. Yeah I mean I don't know I think I think Comedians who are successful. Don't worry about other people being successful. I think unsuccessful Comedians toggle. A lot of Shit. Yeah that's correct and so if someone's talking shit about you. It's like they're talking about everybody. Yeah that's right now. Like they're they're probably saying like and they last special was fine. You know nothing like it's also like yeah. They have more time to gossip because they only do fifteen minutes a night right. Yeah more time on their hands and they're hanging out. I remember this was like I want to say member. And Jerry Seinfeld was at the comedy store like two months ago. This was recently Jerry. Seinfeld like popped into the comedy store and there's held a lease alone. Vote Pompton and did this. I had never heard this before but it was fucking hilarious about reasons. Of course he can make raisins funny and he did like long very good bit about raisins. Just destroys right. He goes off stage. I go on I think after Hammer. I don't know who else it doesn't matter and then I go sit down in pretty known. Comic is like doing old material. I was like Whoa go dude. It's first of all I haven't heard that. Yeah I don't know if like what are you doing? I know what are you doing? Yeah and I remember having this very specific moment whereas like don't do that don't do it. Yeah it is a part of the brain that's responsible for being. A comedian is being critical. Judging being sort of an observer not a participant. Because that's what we are. We're not participants in society where observers in society. It's that simple and we have to find something wrong with everything we've defined injustice everywhere right. I mean Gary Goldman. Did it with sugar cookies like we can. We can make anything offensive what we do so but I think the key is being able to turn it off when it comes to other comedians. And we're not performing or writing. Yeah I think for me. I have really tried to find something. I can liken respect about most common Even if they're not like I thing and if they're not but we're not the target audience exactly where you're buying tickets. You don't have to like it and it's funny I've ever Neal Brennan said once A bout like comedy managers and he was like if I was a comedy manager. I would just walk into a comedy club. Ask all the Comedians who they hate and then signed those comics that's hilarious. That's so fun. Yeah who do you hate great right because every time you talk shit about another comedian? What you're really saying is why didn't I get what they got? Why don't I have what they have? That's right and you're just a just makes you sound angry and yeah and it doesn't even if other people are agreeing with you that just going to you. Don't even have a lot of anger. I don't but I've also gotten a lot of shit really. Oh my God I've got. I mean like I've been given a lot of opportunities by the industry if I was like. I have more good news and badness I haven't heard about it really yeah. I have a Netflix Special Whitney. I know but I'm twenty six. What's it's a stupid thing? No I mean I mean I got my first special at twenty six and I gotta listen God. Y'All don't ever don't ever gives me don't ever Google Yourself. Oh no I would never you getting me. I think I got my first special twenty six. That's what I'm saying. Oh God saying do you still feel that way because I'm sure you do fog? Yeah I'd I feel like I've just always been all like I what I was twenty six. I didn't even think I know I am. I am you. Yeah Oh beginning. Oh you are you are Italy and I am the United States and you should be telling me what to expect that I never leave your home ever again. Maroon yourself in your apartment for life never speak to another person and don't Google yourself under any circumstance. I do think though I think for me. It's so interesting that I didn't put that together because I just keep going like well. She's young in a different time like it's still so early. That's rolling farted. That's really really aggressively. So I gave him duck. Eggs don't ask did you. Actually I I wanted to get him just eggs and I got home and they were duck. Eggs Hashtag Los Angeles and so those are duct far. You have no idea how good you have it Bro. I think in my head I just go like Oh like people think women are funny now. Like this is a different totally. This is not a gender thing. This is an age. That's right interesting when you got a special. Yeah at Twenty Six. And you know yeah. How old was Berlin Birgit? Blew up what I mean. I think it's like what would be worse being successful and having people not like you or being not successful and having the respective comics not you wouldn't have either no. I think there are people who are considered like underrated or whatever. Who would you want? You want to be underrated. No probably would I'll be overrated any day of the fucking really S. When have everyone hate you? Sure really yeah. I don't know that I feel that way. If you don't pay my bills I just don't I can't listen to you. I just it's bad business. I love you so much. What you're my hero. I'm just saying like you don't I don't work for you. Yeah I work for the people that plus press play on the Netflix special in the people to buy tickets..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

12:49 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Yeah and we were in the van going. We're both it's young white girl so it will be one of US goes to top ten anything. By that point. We were so tired of the reality show aspect. I hope it's you. I always like a good joke for you. I've got closer. You Take my museum. Combine the best of all you know I think also like you know. I think that there's a little bit of a confusion and maybe it's just the scarcity complex thing like you know and I tried to save as much as I can. It's like it doesn't help female comics if other female comics fail or aren't funny. Yes you know so there is a little bit and maybe it's just other people pitting women against each other you know like when I walked in airport someone will come up to me and be like Oh my God I love you and then we'll just list other female comics. They don't think are funny. I I hate female covers like so and so so and you and this wasn't that funny I know through my friend. You're kind of just trashing my friends but I see what you're doing But I I think people are like if a female comic isn't funny then when our specials come up and people don't know who we are they're going to go didn't work out last time like the more. The more everyone succeeds. Yeah you know what I mean. So it's like it's sort of a weird thing to be competitive about it. It's just like mathematically wrong. Yeah people will give my special a chance. Not Knowing Him. Yeah because they watched you or if you like this also watch this. Yeah everybody helps everybody you know and it's just it's it's it's so interesting to me. I never know if it's sort of the kind of personality that would sign up to do. Such A. Savage job is just going to have to be a savage person or what it is exactly. Yeah I mean I feel like being like a White Guy in your thirties right now. The competition isn't that that's like the hardest thing I may ask. Us sitting It was at the Improv with Sarah Silverman. This must have been like. I don't like six months ago back when we were alleged outside And we were watching some guy. I don't know who it was. It was like I don't even think I knew him but He was on stage. It's like a white guy talking about his family or something and Sarah legitimate like this is actually really funny like when it's not all of them like I actually really enjoy that like it's real. It's refreshing to hear this point of view. It's not the only point of view. Yeah yeah that's the idea is to make everybody's point of view refreshing. Yeah because everybody's getting a minute. Yeah it's been interesting. Do you find that Guys you know. I'll just say that I do that. Sometimes guys will come up to me and the big look. My girlfriend loves you. I don't know you but my girlfriend thinks you're hilarious. Can we get a picture? And I'm like you're allowed to think girls funny. Yeah you can like me right. You don't have to say it's your girlfriend. Yeah do you think he McGee mostly men or women when you look out by? I got a guy at her. Was I think it was the Brea Improv? This was like a year ago. Maybe maybe a little less and a guy came up to me with his girlfriend. He goes look. I hate female comedians. Here we go here. She made me come back. Takes out a small bottle of fireball and he goes. I brought this to get drunk because I thought you were gonNA suck. I'm and he goes. You were great. I didn't even open it. I was like I don't know how to feel because on the one hand all thank you my first. Is I win. Would you like a photo? Yes I also also tag me. I'll take what I can. I know to admit something like that is pretty nuts. I know he wants points for that. He thinks you're GONNA go lake. We got one. Everybody got us going to ring a bell like he like. We got a donation or so many opportunities for him to turn around and non do that. So many times I WanNa talk about your progress. Because it's about self help mostly right. It is about south. Hope Yeah I want to see if there's any I can help you with. Oh my gosh. There's so much you can help me with twenty six. I mean I was unconscious. Really seem very clear. Thank you so much aware honestly and this is maybe a little more but my mom died when she was thirty four and I laugh at things fuck. I should've told you okay so you can't say that things to me because I start laughing. That's totally fine. People laughing at me. No but it's it's good. It's like I might have to go for a walk. Oh really yeah like so sad thing. That made me laugh uncontrollably. Oh I'm sorry. It's like an emotional dyslexia. Can I get real no? I wasn't ready kidding. I was alive so thank God. Thank God you're just about delighted. Dream wants A. My mom died at thirty four and I am cheated with your mom. Is that story? Okay sorry I think I just have always expected and maybe you. I don't know this might not be a dead parenting. This could just be some a workaholic. But I've always felt like I'm running out of time. Yeah Yeah you're talking person probably isn't the right. Thank God. You're having all of your emotional work completely undone by well. I feel like I don't work hard enough. Thank you so you're feeling well my God. I just start through more podcasts. I I always felt like I'm going to be dead at thirty four and I felt like why I've been lucky in this business where I do work hard and I I try to. Yeah deserve what I get but I also every time I get something like I kid. You Not Whitney when this pandemic kit is it a week after my special came out. I was like I knew it. I knew it. I knew something I knew it was going to well And I knew something. Meanwhile so many more people are watching because of it. I hate getting that feedback to where people are. Hey everyone's watching Netflix right now. I think everyone was watching just slower. Are you saying it took a pandemic to get people to watch myself? That's what you're saying. Let seems ran out of things to watch. Yeah that sounds like something going. Well he's not GonNa Cheat on. You can't but yeah. I think I've just always felt like I don't have enough time to be unconscious like I never felt like I could party. Yeah hanging out drank anything like I don't have time to have my life fall apart and then put myself back together. I have to be together because I'm going to be dead very soon because your mom died. It's Oh it's luck. My Dad's dead which is also by laughing. Okay now let me. It's when other people tell me something horrible I can't handle. I've always laugh at things that are horrific. It's just my emotional dyslexia. That's you know. I think it's how he's coping mechanisms. How WE COPE? I'm not offended but I wasn't prepared. Okay your mom passed thirty four. How you should be? How could you come in here? An ambush me bad news when you know my brain is broken. So how old were you? Eight okay okay. Yeah yeah so then went through puberty like a year later and it became abundantly. Clear that I was not going to get hot After this tragedy and we're very hot. This is recent this. I'm not even that hot like I think I'm cute but this is like the last few years. What do you mean like I? I was not like your face turned. I don't think I was even in the neighborhood of hot until like three years ago really. Yeah I think you're very hot and not. I'm not a consensus. I feel like a vixen really hot. You haven't spoken to anyone in thirteen. I don't consensus voices. Dogs think so. I'm in a lot of contact with a lot of COMEDIANS. And if you don't think we've brought up your but you are sorely mistaken. I know I've I've heard if you think the me too movement made it to comedy. You are wrong loudly. I've heard I've sweetheart. I developed really early and as a kid like I started wearing a sports bra when I was in third grade and so people were commenting on like my boobs and my ass yeah four. They should've been proudly but my face wasn't like killing it up so I just I think I might have been no. I was just like I was this height in fifth grade. Like I was maybe an insurer I just looked fifteen when I was ten and so for me. I didn't want anybody block some. Yeah I didn't want anyone looking at my body in that way because I didn't feel ready for it and you weren't because you weren't I wasn't ready. I didn't feel ready. You weren't ready. I just didn't feel ready. You're ready to be extracted. You Roam shy child but I just didn't. I didn't want anybody looking at me that way. But then you still want to be pretty but then you don't when people comment on specific parts of your body you start to feel like they're like chopping you up. Yes going this bits. Good and you're like me connected to the MIT well. It's also like I'm thinking about what you send him God. It's so weird that she felt the need to be pretty young age. And I'm like oh no we have pageants. We have children in tanning beds. Yeah wearing wet and wild lip gloss like we do sexualize actual children. Yeah and you spend so much time trying to be pretty And then you get into comedy and you go. Oh I have to not be pretty to be good at this and for me when I found comedy was like cool. I don't have to be pretty. I can stop trying to be pretty and just focus on being funny And then once people started making comments like Oh you're just you're not funny. You're just pretty like which I don't get a ton of that but sometimes I did and I was listening. You thank you. I was like mad where I was like. I would get more mad at myself. I mean I got mad at myself a month ago doing today show where I was like you dumb bitch trying to look good when you're just supposed to be funny like You I was so mad because to me it was like I still feel like sometimes you can be both but your first priority has to be funny and so I think for me becoming a comedian was like a relief of like I found. It's like when you were a kid. And they go. You know you're not that pretty but you have a great personality like something. Yeah and you meet someone with a great personality who's also very symmetrical and you're like some people just give. It doesn't seem at all so like once they have depression. Thank God and then once I started doing Santa. Bows like cool? I'm just going to be funny. I don't need to. I will make up for my looks. This way By being really. And then your genetics kicked in and you had hot. I guess you're very like Jenna Pot. Thank you so much. That is what works. Best on me. You're very It's not who is it. Like not betty page whose it's You've got very like fifties pinup hot. Oh thank you betty. Betty Davis I don't know see. I'm not that old. Benny pages like Betty. Pairing was a pinup girl this X. Really fascinating to me. I'm I'm obsessed with Women that were sex symbols. That knew they shouldn't be photographed. After a certain time and just kind of disappeared So Betty page also had he. Lamar did the same thing. Betty page at like thirty five moved to Florida in doesn't allow any photos to be taken of her. She's like I wanted to be remembered that way. Is She still alive? Don't know that's that's I mean. That's a perfect example of. How well she did that. We're like is she still alive. We don't know deceased died in two thousand eight but the last pictures of her when she was like thirty five. I think I like I've expired. And never let any photos be taken her. I think I watched a movie about her And I genuinely thought she died young. That was her plan. She wanted to Bloomberg Erie and weird. She knew she's like I know my value. And I WANNA be immortalized this way..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

11:18 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"No time I cannot think of one famous comedian who I would expect to be that Trepidation about it. I really cannot like to me. It just seems like such a no brainer. Yeah that somebody who was filming a special that weekend. Yeah and is famous. Would not be like is this cool. Of course it is. I know like I just I just I don't know in and maybe this is. Why like you so much environment with you? I just don't have that entitlement thing I think like this is you know I can't I do? This is your show. You know still won't park in the paid regular lot of the comedy store because I feel weird making Friends of Mine Park my car by the way good like good. That is like the healthy reaction like I think that a lot of people that have big. Egos I get it. I get but I think the best comedians are. The ones that for their entire career are like is this okay. Is this cool. Because you're staying in touch with reality. Your empathic your sensitive. Those are the best comedians. Yeah the ones that are like who me. Shucks like. Those are the ones that I think are the best writers. The best performers have the biggest careers. Someone that comes in and this isn't you but the people that come in that they do one you know set on TV and they're like a fucking killed who says that. Oh my God you're not. There's no way you're funny. The best comedians come off stage like how was that was that okay beating themselves up having panic attacks. Totally spiraling could've done better. I remember my I WANNA say this is my. I did like my second special nor is the HBO Special. So is my third special. And they're looking what we should do. This was a time when everyone was doing like opens and like little skits and fro here. Which I don't you know I just like I just like to kind of get to it And I did open my special with an elaborate man on the street but yeah where. I pretended like nobody knew that I was performing at the venue. But it's fine job. I didn't do that. I mean that it depends on how it's executed right. A lot of people are going to get mad at me about this. No I think most people say that now most people are like joke. Let's not do any skits. I haven't seen any. I mean we had like twenty seconds of me backstage with music over the line and I was like. Is this your because you see so many like famous medians? Now who just come out to silence. And you're like that's pretty cool but you also have people who are like losing their shit they gave you people were there to see me and it was very nice but it wasn't like you know like Marc Maron walking out to a smaller room of people and they're just like please welcome mark mayor and really. This is the coolest shit we need to kind of build me up a little bit because people were most people are GonNa Watch going. Who got enough like all right? I'm like no. Let's make me look cool for like twenty seconds. It's also worth this place where it's like. There are a lot of people have obsessing over this. I haven't washed my hair and so long. It looks good and I have this like weird. I look like Theo von. I have this weird chunk of dreadlock happening. Only Jason Full Jason Momoa. But Yeah what is? That's really annoy me I I think though that there's so many super famous comedians that we all think our favorites that no one knows about and they see him for the first time on Netflix. Right next to your special yours. Famous is somewhat you know what I mean. It's like I think we're in this place. Now where people are so many there has never heard of you or knows what you had for breakfast. Right there's no in between someone's famous if you follow them so somebody follows you. You're the most famous person in their life. Do you know what I mean. It's there the days of everyone having the same celebrities or it's just over. Yeah you know what you're probably right. I mean that's my brand probably. Don't be the new tour when you're like right. Sure ethically right for me to be doing live shows the right decision and you'll probably live probably okay but not your point like you know so they were like let's film you coming off stage. Let's have some behind the scenes. This is like right when it was like. We need social media content and we had to film ourselves doing everything all the time. I was like okay. Sure like if you guys want to fill me coming up say go for it I come up. Stage shows second. Show Saturday so it's like great. Everyone's G- energies gray. I come off. It's the best version of what I'M GONNA do. I've been doing it for a year. It's your special can't go better than this. I'm never been more rehearsed or prepared for this. Could've gone better off stage. The we play the footage back like in post and editing. Like I look devastated. I look heartbroken. I look like I'm grieving I. I'm not the person that comes off. Stage like yeah looking it like. I'm not that person I come up stage and I'm like Oh shit. I did that out of order like I should have done this better. Like what was that. Like yeah like melancholy. Use the footage. Yeah it was sad. Shoot ME GOING ON STAGE. Shoot me like yeah. They're eight get. Yeah but I'm not. I'm not that person at all. You got to pretend to believe in yourself before you go on stage and then once you're off your like just tricked all those people. What a great way to say it. I gotTA pretend to believe in myself. I've been the same way when I get off stage. I feel like just like okay like everyone get away from me now. The job you know it is a job. That's that's why I like you so much as you treat it like a job and you make it okay to not be treating it like party not enjoy. You are not that fun and I really love that about you because I'm not fun. I'm glad I made it okay for you to be miserable at you are hot and efficient and successful and I really enjoy it. I think it's very inspiring and that's who I looked to okay. I was on tour with With Bert I was like when I was younger I would feature for him and I was so impressed with who he was and how he operates on the road and how he just brings everyone into his world and I was also like I will never never. This could never do it. I look on the bus. What are these people on the bus? What's what are you? What is every washing our hands or who sleep? We go sleep the same time. Yeah I I need in order to socialize for two hours. I need about five days. Yes to like REV UP. Yeah Oh after this pandemic. I genuinely think I might be an extrovert afterward. I feel like after this. I'm going to be like oh I get why People WanNa talk in line at the grocery store this makes sense to me and your dog just started and my dog just Martin. I think so. Yeah no he's been fighting a lot. I also think you said daughter. Nuno your dodged McKay. No I'm so sorry I'm six feet away from you but I'm trying to walk to come. I is that you're excused because you think I'm giving corona. Oh wait a second. We actually had an interesting conversation downstairs of when you go outside now and you go near someone. There's this unanimous decision. This very consensual almost choreographed. Lean away from each other and I appreciate that. That's a Saul doing what we're supposed to be doing. Good Straight A students. But there's a are we saying is the subtext. I might have this or is it. You look like you have this. I think it's case by case. I think if I see someone coming towards me and they look very well groomed and they're already leaning. I trust them. Love that person and I go. This is on me. I'm I'm the trash fire do and I will go into the gutter. You can keep the sidewalk but if you're the clown and this is how you can tell if you're walking towards me on the sidewalk and I go into the street. It means I respect you. I go into someone's lawn to avoid you. That means I think I'm better than you. There's this guy wants When I was in my twenties like a friend of mine that leg hooked up with a lot of girls and I was like I hope you're using protection right. And he's like here's the key to using a condom if you hook up with a girl in. She insists on using a condom. You don't need to use one because that means she uses it all the time. Oh my God I can't believe friends with any men but that works this example. If someone's Super Anal I've Mike Okay. You're right those texts this morning. Are you comfortable doing this? If you're not comfortable then that makes me more comfortable. We cancel this. Say set. You trying to counsel maybe like I have legitimately been listening to the beginnings of People's podcasts Where they talk about how they're doing kneeling. Can I go do their podcast? Have they been staying inside? Yeah Yeah Yeah because I just don't know you don't you don't it's are you. You've done a couple of your podcast remotely So tell me about your podcast. It's called self helpless. It's called self helpless I do it with Kelsey. Cook and Delaney Fisher. Kelsey is also touring comic and Delaney used to do standup. That's how we all met. And now she owns her business works from home. I'm so fascinated when I see younger. Female comics being friends. Oh Yeah I'm always like that's no is a new fund thing. I yes. There's more of us. Do you think it's gotten less competitive? That's a great question which by the way I do not judge competitive female comics. Hot Take. Is that a lot of them. Yes can be nasty and and but I do think my generation up. We had to be like that to navigate this. Do you know what I mean. So we get. We're grandfathered in we get a little prickly right okay. We're allowed to be competitive because I think that chicken and egg. That's the only way you had to be like really Alpha and really fierce and really competitive in order to say. I want to go do that at two in the morning. Every night with a bunch of drunk Bros. Yes you know what I mean so I I give I give them a pass whenever people complain about. How mean female comics two other female? Comex There used to be one slot on it. Yeah a competitive out because it was a competition. Yeah very recently. I think there's a nice way to acknowledge the competition. Yeah I think I haven't had anybody be like a bitch to me Ling. I haven't had any of that. You leave exc. They don't hang out but I think any time that I have felt that. Yeah between me another prison. We both acknowledged it. I'm like okay. Well they do not give many spots to this so if anybody's going to get it it's going to be one of us like that kind of thing just good game. Yeah I mean I did last comic standing five six years ago. Yeah And I remember being in a van with Esther provide ski and we were like in the top twenty..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

01:48 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

07:15 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"On. I have to pull it up so you don't think I'm just making this up. Remember this back. I'd turn from look inside that it was Roy Moore and this is the chorus Some music was good. Wasn't your kids noise that noise you listen to look at my but look at my but we had real music. What Song is that? Look at my but I don't know that's that's that's the oldest thing you've ever said by the way now your music. Now look at my but look at my but I even my GRANDPA said ass. Call me on Whitney from now. Do you remember Sinead? O'connor yes since she get in trouble on. Snl Oh my gosh. That's your reference point. Yeah I think that's a shaved head. Yeah she was a singer and my day right. That's all I know. I couldn't send you one song can you I can. Oh I'm sure I'm sure you guys want me to guys are just sitting there waiting for me to do it. How DID IT GO MOMMA? What was it? Oh and since you've been gone no I know that one Sinead O'Connor no impairs. She sounds exactly like that as well. Oh Na income pairs the good news is better dead. Mom You have a very promising Internet career post pandemic and we can't perform for people anymore live. You're going to be great on youtube doing impressions of singers. I mean this pandemic has been great for my career. I mean is it. I'm going to pivot and pivot hard. Logan Palm Common for you for your money coming for your ferraris common for your tigers for all of it can you name the singers of Tlc what Tlc do you remember Tlc. I'm more of an HGTV. But I again. I love the dress what not to wear but deal see. You've heard the band I've heard the band. Yeah but you know what T. L. and see starts no TS tebas. L. IS LEFT. Die and see as chilly chilly. Are these names? Yeah good singers. Okay all right. This is so fascinating to me did you. What did you watch going? I mean Lizzie McGuire. I'm really young man. That's so sweet genuinely very sad. When Hillary Duff is like we're not making was McGuire. They were moving because they wouldn't let her make it like edgy. Right yeah I mean she's also the best. She's I mean you have. You met her. Is She the best best person? Oh I know the nicest kindest love like just like it's weird because I think that I've had my heartbroken by so many people like meeting. Heroes meeting famous people names. Oh honey let's see how this how this quarantine goes. I'm happy to burn bridges if there's the bird is leading anywhere when this business collapses I will name all the name. I'm so excited when I become a youtube star. This is the first time I've wanted it to get worse for now. I need to kiss everybody's ass though I hate them. That's great. She's she's like a delight lake rescues dogs like makes her own almond. Milk also has not aged an at all said she was twelve day. She looks exactly the same. She's maybe most beautiful person I've ever seen. It's nice when people are like nicer than you expect them to be. Yeah I know it's so it's so funny because you don't get points for that that's my thing when someone's like she's so nice it's like okay but you don't get points for that but we are at this point where we kind of have to when someone's not an. Asshole WE'RE LOOK. Thank you so much for not throwing something at me. I know like when did our bargains Solo. I know there's different levels to it. There's like all they were so nice. It's like really how. Why what were they like just like they sat down and they talk to me and they looked me in the eye and yeah I was doing. They said thank you. Yeah that's not the same thing I'll use you as an example You can sit here and feel awkward about this so the first time I met you was at the. Dc IMPROV Which I'm praying for every day. I love them so much. Dc Improv Abou I. What was this year? When did you feel special march so year ago was only a year ago year ago and I was headlining that we can you were filming your special in DC and the manager? Alison asked me the first day on Thursday. At radio she goes. Whitney wants to come in and do a ten minute guest spot and I was like. Do you still want me to do the show? And she was like no. I'm asking you if you're okay with Whitney doing a guest spot and I was like Whitney can do the whole weekend. Like what are you talking about like you know? It's just you know you're the headliner and like she's filming your special. She wants to just work on like a joke and I said Yeah. Of course it's fine. You came in you first off Acted like we'd met before we had not which was very nice of you. I was like this is like I was like. Here's say I think I had. I I sure seen you right. You know what I mean and I knew of you. That's what a nice famous person. Does they go. Hey how are you like you've met before it's absolutely the nicest thing to do because you know maybe we didn't meet once at the comedy store and you can't remember we. I'm telling you we hadn't because I would have remembered but I just thought it was nice that you came in like we're both legs were equal and I definitely didn't forget how you know. This is ridiculous. How could you even asked me so you came in here like we're just treated me like we were the same and I'm like we are not you could've done the show? You think profusely for a guest spot. I was looking at your but the entire time I was completely objectified. You thanked me profusely for ten minute. Guest spot did not run the Light Bhai a second game. You're shadowed on your instagram and then sent flowers to my hotel room the next day. So either. You're the nicest person ever. You have an amazing assistant and I left that we going winning. Cummings is the classiest person in show business. I think like who does that so that is for Tim and again sports. My first time ever headlining. This wasn't the first time you headline was at the Addison Improv A very famous comedian showed up. Asked to do a guest spot. I said sure and he did. Forty five minutes. That's insane us. Oh my Gosh Carlos Mencia anyway Sweat stains you.

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

09:40 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Yeah I told all my family. I bought a dress. I mean. That's half the women I know like I bought a dress. What was I going to do? Return Mary this guy. Thank God I spend a lot of money on. I sp- I spent. I was never gonNA buy a super expensive wedding dress because like why would you do that? You'RE GONNA wear it once but I have a friend who bought a wedding dress. It didn't go through the wedding. Act Like it's a credit card like it didn't go for no one's how that happened and she died at black and she wears it. It's like a cocktail dress. It's actual I was upset that it did not Come in time for me to take promotional photos in it. Where my special it you know. It came in a little later than that and then by the time it came in. I didn't want to go get it because it's a bit of a drive. Yeah and then I have to get it fitted and I just couldn't I couldn't walk in there and be like can I get it in a trash bag? I was like I was like I'm GonNa go in there and just have them like fit me. I guess. And when they're like. So may thirtieth. I'm to go yeah like I. I wasn't sure how to handle it. What does it look like? I mean I'll show you a picture I mean. Yeah he is so curious. It's an issue. Not we point. We both have married other. I mean let's do it please. I think we'd take really good care of. I don't think so. We're very similar. I still haven't album label dress and my phone. Yes do I probably Oh. It's pretty right hot. It's gorgeous and your Dong Dong but is on phone. The full display did you. Because it's interesting because you really learn a lot about who you are when you try on wedding dresses whether or not you're engaged. Not I suggest everybody do it. The sales people love it. Love when you come in not engaged and just try it on with your filthy body was just so weird. I I when I went in. Chide wedding dresses on. It was just so odd what I thought I would like. We all have this image of you know the wedding dress. You'd where I picture just like really big and just Disney or whatever and I was like no I think I'm a straight down mermaid. Well I have a picture of the other ones. Leave lace purse. I was a long sleeve. Lace person called that with you. I was GONNA say Stra- I was GONNA say strapless never in front of my grandparents. No what is this a horror themed wedding. I would never have cleavage my grandparents. Will you can get him. You know I mean. What did you just picture when I said streetside on? This was the other one that I was looking at which is very very different and very cleavage. This one is. I'm trying to show this. One is a little oxana by that one's a little like a little. Let's skip the daddy daughter Dan when it looked so good on me but your fiancee would have been able to motor boat you at any point. It was a great dress the wedding it was also like off the rack. The perfect site. Oh flattering so. That was almost it and the night little Russian is it. Yeah yeah bad way. Is there no the good Russia? You know like the dictator Americans. The head of the Americans like Keri Russell like this dress could ruin a democracy. But I'm saying it's interesting in these are off white off white person. Yeah full white person either. Yeah not a full white person. It's so weird where you avail person. They they do the thing in the store where they what did they say on. Say Yes to the dress. They Jack you up. That's how they say it say address where they'd give you a fake bouquet an avail and they take pictures of you in the right light and you could kind of decide. I definitely was not going to be avail- person I do have a oh I do have a wedding venue Alma. Yeah but these are dresses that I'm not in that. I didn't try but you took pictures of the dress now. They're screengrabs from instagram. Oh that's really pretty. I had a cape that I I was GonNa work you to wear a K- I mean I don't know I screen grabbed this. Yeah I wanted to look like a. I mean Superhero. I can picture the wedding shots of you in a large field on a huge estate. Walking your three dogs with with a Gauzy Cape behind you. I was Full Cape. Once I saw that you could get a wedding cape. I was thinking about doing a suit like member when slain diong pursuit backwards. So I was like I could do that but I don now. It's probably not as G- getting as many likes the hot white suit. That's you could do that for a special. You know what I mean may be. I don't think so. I think that people and their special should dress simply classic timeless. You're very good at this. Oh thank you hold up very well thank you. I hope so you know that was the I loved the Canadian Tuxedo you went with. Oh Gosh Yeah you do you regret it you know. I don't I just I. I always panic and a special and I always look. I'm a nineties bitch and swam and I always look nineties. And that's just it. I usually look nineties in your other. Specials yes no. I don't think so really. You had like You had like a blazer on the HBO special. I was worrying I looked like on me. I look like Emily's on. I looked like a French mime. You very she. I thank you I got. That was like a suit. That was a suit with a camisole underneath. Yes 'cause I was like I'm going to be feminine and I'm GonNa try to not neuter myself. This was back when there was such a thing as gender and this is Becca used to classify categories and so and then I wore heels. That's the first time I've ever heels in special and that was the most I was going to ask you about. That person downplayed a pulled it off. Thank you very. There was no point where I was like. She struggled may spread to roller ankle on her closer. That was the less physical special as I recall and I remember thinking for that special. Maybe I shouldn't be so manic like I remember looking back and just sometimes. I'm just like a little manic onstage and then helped me wearing a little kitten. Him helped me just kind of hold my a power a little bit and be a little more still right. Those were not kidding. He also those were in King. It's yours were like the height of an actual kitten standing on his hind legs. They were they were. They were a couple of inches which made me think it's so funny because I you probably have people tell you like you seem much older than you are not your face not because of your face my soul my insides. My guts are ancient. I got a lot of that too. I don't get it anymore. I now get like you need to grow up Aged backwards. I'm mentally Benjamin Button. I'm so curious if there are things that you haven't heard of references that I now oh hit here twenty six. Yes Lisa Loeb. I've heard I've I couldn't tell you. What Lisa Loeb looks like or what she does. But I've heard Lisa Lo I love this shit. Nothing Lisa Loeb you say. Oh she's singer. I only hear what I. That's Lisa Lopes. That's on how I don't listen to the full House or reality bites. Oh really yeah but she was I do. I do love that movie but you didn't watch. Mtv when MTV had music videos no reality TV. Not Really. I've never really watched reality. Tv though Jordan Catalano is yes. I do know Jordan Catalano. Oh Yeah Yeah from my so called. The has yeah. Yeah so what you watch all yes I think. I don't remember why I watched that. It was probably on some list that I was like. Oh I should look that up. It wasn't easy to find the show. I watched it. Oh that's interesting but I had the air young. You probably ripped it off napster. Probably I watched the office in very low quality. Yeah I I. Do you know the crash test dummies. This is a deep cut. Do I know what a crash test dummy like the commercials in cars? There's a band called crash test dummy. Oh I didn't know that Is really bad. Remember there was a girl Girl who got into an accident and would and come to school and Wen music you can listen to crazy the saugus until I this is crazy. Have you heard like ground pretty upbeat? Someone got an axe. I can't believe this didn't come to school. We're over here like thank you next. My Life's going to be better. I can't believe that we listen to delay this. Of course you know it There was a girl who was it. Couldn't change with the girls in the change room together. Member does no no one's in here. Don't worry Song About Carrie here. I can't believe hold.

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

10:54 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"Specific fights besides him cheating on you and your dream. I shouldn't have a kid No I don't think so. Yeah you could adopt as I was thinking but really really sanitize it having like maybe like. Hose it down out front. Keep it six away from that. To me is probably the amount of dozens. I'd want from a child also thinking about. Maybe I should get a kid from foster care or adopt a kid. 'cause I'm a big adopt pro having your own at this point. It's kind of like buying a dog from a breeder. Yeah I feel like I should adopt but yeah now might not be the time or might be the perfect time we don't know. How long does it go on? I don't know I I mean we were talking about it before we started recording. But it is. It's hard to be on phone calls like planning your next year. Yeah tour dates and kind of everyone going. We hope this is the plan. Yeah because no one knows that'd be the plan. Two weeks ago we were like marches cancelled. Yeah Yeah Yeah and now it's like summer is dead. Twenty twenty two. Yeah Yeah Yeah. And then there's also the question of when we come back is are people going to have a bunch of money to spend you know and will there still be? Ptsd around groups or people don't want to go into you know venues who knows? I. I you know. We're GONNA stay positive about this but I do want to ask you. Because we are Virtual strangers that have a lot in common. Yes if we're very similar I will take it guy. Sorry they'll probably an insult. That was great. Are you kidding the same person? I'm like how much money you think I have. I'm like really really easy. I don't plan on yourself. No I do find it very interesting. That we both have been engaged in are no longer yes which I was not going to bring up until you did Because I think you've been more private about it then I have I did material about it in my special about calling engagement because it happened months before I filmed. It happened after I found out. I got the special and before we shot it so I'd write some material pretty quick. Do you feel like you. Ha- whatever's going on in your special has to reflect what's going on in your personal life or else you're being dishonest or and Congress. Yeah I mean I've done special so special Whitney I mean you know. Hbo Versus Netflix. It's also different. You feel like a phony like like if if I'm doing material on stage that isn't true anymore. Phony yes yeah me too. I need to such Obama. I literally McCann. We just stay together for another six months. I can keep doing this bit Kinda. Yeah if I can rework it then we can go our friend WHO's engaged. Yeah it's not great because there were some bits about him that I lost Conan. Yeah Yeah we got. We got him got him down. They're not going on Netflix. Got ON CONAN O. Fantastic on instagram. They're they're getting out there and we got him Santa's but yeah I mean I. We had like we were breaking up. Gradually over two months So months is actually not that long. I'm surprised I mean we were only going to say two years when we were only together for a little over a year. Okay I mean it was so silly to be engaged that soon. Do you think you'd still be together. If you're engaged Hadn't gotten gauged. No losing your. Do you think we would have broken up if you hadn't have gotten engaged. Oh I don't know I thought about that. I thought about that when it was like immediately after we broke up. I was like if we weren't engaged and the things that happened. That made me go. This is a huge issue. And we're not engaged anymore. Yeah if those things had happened when we weren't engaged maybe I don't know it could have gone one of two ways. It could have been easier to break up with him Or it would have been easier to work through things with him because it wouldn't have been so embarrassing to be like me and my fiance are not engaged anymore. Right that's right. I think that that that once you get engaged I think everything becomes fifty times more important than the stakes get higher. It's like that thing you're doing that annoys me is forever now. Yes and there's a little bit of like I'm your wife. You can't disrespect. You know everything to me. Took on such a such higher stakes. You know. Little things became big things. Yeah and then. There's also this but there's a ring on your finger. Why would I ever do that? Do not there's an also it's like you also have less ground to stand on Reich. Because they're like I spent this money on you what I yeah like you can have done that. Instill BE RUDE. Also getting sloppy. Yes I feel like. This was just going to make everything eve even forever. It's the scorecard starts every morning. Yes Oh my God or not. It's not out of jail free. This isn't like immunity. I completely agree with that. I think there was. I think they get comfortable because I put a ring on it. Yeah we're here. You put it on instagram. You're not gonNA untagged me. Walk me. Delete goes so. I solved your major problems. I made you desirable pathetic. Yeah I made you likable. Quite frankly I just help you get a couple of brand deals you me. I have filmed so many videos of you in the pool. Who got the most? Likes on your instagram? Which one knowing their engagement ring was the self fear was opened the way yeah and I think man? That's so accurate. It's like I need a minute. I think they did. You feel an immediate shift. I think so. I think there were things that I thought we had worked through That then came back and got way worse After we were engaged which hurt even more than the first time and the first time I was like this would be a reason I would break up with you in the future. If we don't get a handle on this right and then when it happened later You know much like the impending second wave of corona virus. It was even more devastating because I had experienced before. We let this get even worse. This happened again and now I feel stupid. Yeah but for me. It was like I was like. Why would you do this? We're engaged and I'm sure on their end going. You still have the same neurology. You had two months ago. I was your childhood. Still the same right. We're you went to jewelry store right. Yes didn't that change. The way you're hippocampus connect frontal lobe I K- jeweler isn't pay jewelers a surgeon. You get a lobotomy. At Jarrett's didn't sales beat that out for you. Who would put in this much effort to disappoint me? You didn't go to Zales and automatically follow all the Porn Stars Right. Isn't that what the story does? I wish that's all it was It's just sells rings. Yeah I think I think they get comfortable because they go. You're not going anywhere. I lost his down and all your friends are telling you how great I am and how lucky you are and you're telling me how great I am and how lucky you are to have me and quite frankly I believe it now and you're not gonna find out about me doing this thing and when you do find out I'm GonNa make you feel crazy for overreacting to it and Yeah I think I also think how old is he? He was two years old. Maybe this is. I think he's two years old. I don't know you know my to my my two. Most accessible relationships were with people. You know eight to ten years old at the Aso you know but also I was very. I've didn't get engaged because I was unhappy. Like I was very happy with that person for like eight. Eight nine months amazing so good and thought like. I was like this is what I needed. Somebody WHO's Not a comedian but sort of comedy adjacent and can work from home. Yeah and travel with me. Sometimes and is very even. Keel and just really. Was that on your clipboard. It was on my list that I wrote for my pass. Here's my and then I want works from home. Good family checked good church. Going boy check loves dogs. Well I mean I don't want you to feel too much responsibility as a successful female comedians. But I mean I went to lunch with a girlfriend of mine after I called off my engagement where I'm just like I don't know if we can have everything I'm like like I really like. I'm so glad like Whitney's engage in happy. That makes me feel better and she goes. I think Whitney cough engagement and I was like. Are You fucking kidding I? I went to the bathroom. It was just like dry heaving okay. It's not we can't have. We have both. I have to choose from dry. Cough cough I was. I was a wet. I'm soaking wet everywhere. You got everywhere no driving any any once you get engaged. The machines sets off the family. Start email get on a chain. You get the website you get the like people start kicking in. I've got the ring. You're using your grandma's ring we're sending the lace like it becomes this huge operation that you become a really small part of. Yeah the pressure. The expectations everyone starts inviting the family. Friends and onto. Nana's GonNa die soon so we need to do it near where she has and debt by this type. Just become so much bigger than you. Yeah that was disorienting to me. Did you buy address? No no did you got an email from them today. It is in Irvine California and I have not had time to pick it up and now I can't because it's a non essential business that emailed me today. They've left me so many voicemails where they're like. Hey so we should probably get you fitted for this dress because like ordered it because it's like habitually do not much my special into took like eight months for them to get make it or whatever so I ordered it while we're engaged and it was the first time I went to look at wedding dresses with my best friend and I found my dream wedding dress and I was like I just again as you've got it great and then cut to like a month later like giving the ring back and I'm just like I'm like There were so many reasons that I wanted to. Just push through it..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

11:51 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"That. The first six years that I was doing standup I was clean up until like four years ago and I got so many compliments I still get them from people who are like. It's so great that you are not saying vagina every two minutes And that's even now where like swear and I'll do sex jokes and again it's the round face thing but like people really they gave you so much credit for being really clean and you start to get addicted to that and it also is like you want your parent's approval wrapped up today. I could never get that no matter. What D- nearby he neither now but once I once I started like swearing telling sex jokes I was like I mean you're never. You're never going to be what everybody likes. What's what's the point like. Why am I trying so hard? Yeah but I really resisted it for a long time because I was like I mean I did. You were also twenty. Yeah why did I barely league? I was very I was very young. I think if you just because you're twenty six So if you when you started if you were doing sexual it would be different because like wait. How old is she went on with this? It's a different thing to picture as well you know. I think that we have to understand that when we do stand up. We're asking people to were painting a picture for people to visualize us and I feel like it might make people lean out a little bit to be like. She's so young. Why am I thinking about that? And then it brings up their own per vis stuff and shame and whatever right I also know about me. I looked sixty when I was twenty. So no one. It's also funny to me because I think I realized that in the beginning I was so worried that exuding any kind of femininity or sexuality that like maybe the women in the audience think I was trying to take their man or whatever like I don't want anyone to get you know weird or just to bring up any insecurities when I is it. Not of the women cared or competitive. That was my shit that was meeting insecure. Because when I was younger I was so worried that the guys I was dating if they looked at any other woman. I thought they were like cheating on me like I. I didn't understand that men could find other women attractive and not cheat or it wasn't an rejection of me. I was so naive. I thought men had to have blinders on and every woman was a threat to me when I was insecure. So that was my shit all the women were like. We look great you. You'RE GONNA fall and I was just like you guys. I'm really. I'm trying not to hurt you by looking too feminine. They're like we're fine. We're okay you'RE IN LA five. You know what I mean. We dressed up to eight to break. Do not threatened by you at all wearing a backpack. You know what I think. Oh you know what I will say though. Even if people don't feel threatened by you I do feel like if any comedian looks like they are trying super hard I turn off to people just staying and I do feel like part of it is just it. A lot of it is coming from your own stuff like if I leave my hair down. Yeah yeah it never happens like I just did the tonight show to promote the special and the lovely my hair makeup like leave it down. It looks amazing and the set went fine but I had a full blown panic attack when it came out just like what was I thinking? Leaving my hair down. I was not in the pocket. Like it's a fine set but it would have been so much better if my hair ruina ponytail. Because it's so interesting to me that people don't know that stand up sport. It's not a model incompetent. It's a sport so it's like you're moving around. You're turning you're putting and you have to. Just do whatever you normally do so if you always wear your hair down on stage when you do your tonight. Sugar Special. We're here now because you're used to it. Whatever I would advise against it for continuity issues. But that's just me but don't do something for the first time when you're recording it. Yeah you know and I. It drives me nuts. 'cause. I've fallen in that chapter and I did it in my. Hbo Special Where Your Hair Down? I was like all right and I was thinking about it the entire time. I didn't realize how much I bent over. I've got lip gloss in my hair and my lip glass. It was like I was like it was just so dumb and I regret it so profoundly. Yeah I mean a five minute late night said Yeah. You're trying to stay still anyway. That's very distracting. If you're pacing so for me I was like okay. Yeah for my special. It was not even a question. Yeah yeah like to be trying to do physical. Act Out any other jobs where women have to think about this. That are in sports about whether your hair can be up or down. I guess like medical stuff. You probably shouldn't be a surgeon with. I don't think any surgeon going in like I shout great today. Do I have to put it up chefs making your food like but it looks so cute. Yeah it's not a question having a good hair day. I was so stoked when I saw birds of prey. Did you see birds of prey? Oh haven't there's a a fight scene where somebody hands another girl a hair tied. So they're fighting. That's really funny. I was after I saw a captain marvel. Yup I literally tweeted. Can we give some of these female superheroes hair because this is ridiculous? Who would be fighting aliens and Shit? I was their hair now. I just learned the difference between US between them with hope rage when my age is you said the movie you thought Captain Marvel. I felt the room. So yeah the room. She's in captain. Marvel territory I'm in. I'm in quarantine. We've all been in the room for the past fourteen thing about. I watched the room. I'm like Alex Fun. At least she has a kid in there with her. Goodman is hanging out in the hallway as part of you been like I should have had a kid. No I've been like I'll never have a kid. Now What's interesting is I did think like five days ago I was like oh I should probably get pregnant. Nats I never mind. I don't have time not working because I was like. Oh everything is probably gonna be like six to nine months. And I'm I can just bang out a kid like now it'd be the perfect time and you're just going to hope. The hospitals are fine by. You could do a home birth. I can do a home birth. I could do a tub birth but the problem is I would need a sperm in China. It's just hard to arrange From six feet away I mean if they if they quarantined for fourteen days and they definitely don't have it and they come here and I'd trust that's done that. Is Your Boyfriend Awkward? So and that's how we're going to be making money. Are you gonNA take one for the six months? We're going to be loaning him out for breeding. Let's see how supportive of other female comics rally are. Let's see if you're a girl girl Taylor. Can I fuck your boyfriend? Got Nine months is on you. Indecent proposal how much seriously how much if you if you had but a doll how much money for me to have sex with Sam your let me. How much short wouldn't be weird? Give me give me one more month. And let's see how much work gets canceled. And let me ask him if he's cool. I am you give me a month I need. I need a break your mom. How long have you been together? Six months it I would say three or four times a day I think about couples that have been have been together for six months in quarantine. Yeah and I'm curious how it's going because you're learning. The rubber is hitting the road. I mean here's the thing. We have been long distance. New York to Los Angeles since we started seeing each other So we got close really fast right right because you're spending so much time on the phone on face so pro long distance because the sex doesn't confuse things you can get to know each other. Yeah absolutely I mean the second night we talked on the phone. We talked for seven hours. We were on the phone from midnight to seven the more. What is your phone plan? I choose this it was. I didn't go but my bank account went down. And so we've just been going back and forth and so honestly this has been kind of great for us which you say. Yeah we've been waiting. Never mind the bodies in the streets but no we. We have never gotten to live with each other longer than like five days in a row and we get along very well and we're just like best friends so it's been great for us to the point where we feel very guilty slowed there any red flags with him that have since been deactivated before quarantine. Yeah like was there anything. That was like I don't know about that and then you're like I can live with it or anything you know I. I don't know I have gotten really good at letting things go because you have to. You know like that is actually like the most fucking bad has gotten really good at letting things go because you kind of have to. Yeah I mean. There's no other choice at this point. I assume this is probably what it was like for our grandparents who got married. That's right in the forties at twelve. Yeah where you made a choice and then it was like I had not leave you and then you had two options. It was like this guy or this guy. Yeah this guy I think is my distant cousin. So let's go with this guy right exactly and I don't have any money. Where am I going to go? Yeah I literally this. Is this a real thing that happened the other day I woke up and I said I had a nightmare that you cheated on me? And he goes couldn't even happen right now. He's like that is impossible. What the fuck. That's not why you that's what you say that while you're not cheating. I'm like because we're in lockdown. I've tried it's just it's a whole thing. I'm scared of germs. I would never stick it in anyone. That wasn't you because I don't know where they've been me. He was like obviously no. I would never cheat on you. But he's like I'm just saying like it. Yeah doesn't help. I was like is very funny but also I was like how dare you. This is ridiculous. There's also like I met this girl. I think I fell in love with her. She's got a lot of toilet paper right. She's not a closer with. How does you also I am sorry? I said how dare you and made you think about touring. I don't even remember. I really apologize. How dare you? I totally have gone numb. I didn't hear it. I blocked it out. I must've blocked it out. I didn't hear you saying. Can you remember how it feels doing? Standup no neither cannot forgot. I completely forgot what's so funny about this. Is that when Comedians go back to turing? We're going to be bad so bad. It could be bad at comedy bet. Comedy Rusty comedy is like body building. You have to work out every single day Were we're going to be rusty? We're going to not have done comedy for a year. We're going to reemerge dad jokes but everybody's going to be so starved for nights out. I think that they're going to be far will be lower. We're you know is going to be going to see a youtuber. Live like we're just got. We saw them. Here's the good news. You guys won't be breathing on each other because we won't be making you. You don't have to worry about spreading the virus because your mouth will be closed the whole show maybe laughing into my elbow. I didn't maybe we're foreign parring it so we are..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

10:19 min | 3 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on Good For You

"This emotionally might be the closest. I've been to anyone about that. It's been fourteen days. I'm lonely my best friend I know we were. I mean we should also like anyone who gets mad at us for podcasting. We should publish our text messages we really win scheduling this. Because I was. We were both like if you're not comfortable. It's totally fine. If you're not comfortable with so he but also I haven't been anywhere except the grocery store and fourteen days okay. I've been in total isolation for thirteen days. Okay so and all right and I know some do you know anyone who's no okay and I've just been indoors but if I have lysol and if you think that it's okay then I think it's okay. I mean we were care getting kind of competitive. I was like isolated ten days. You're like eleven twelve now. I've seen one person you barely saw someone like. We're trying so hard but it's interesting because I feel like B. I watched you. I've been watching your social. I'm I'm watching everyone social. I'm what you're doing. I'm doing the math adding up everything you're doing. I'm looking in the background or your videos and your hikes and you're photos. I'm hearing people off. Camera People Are Liars. Some people think some people are having their things. Sudden are cooking liquid. You get that so keeney. Oh Yeah No. You've got groceries but you told me you haven't left your house in ten days. What are all these fresh squash. Oh Yeah No. You can't live garden no I really have. I'm going full full sherlock on people's photos on their captions with the Fridge. Let me see your fridge. Yeah that couldn't have stayed good. Nope for eleven day way. Avocado had that for eight days. Still Bright Green. I don't think so and at this point it's like you couldn't have even gotten that delivered like getting groceries delivered at this point over. Gilead at this point. Yeah no it's like we have to go to the grocery store if we need more food now and you got to hope that everyone else's being equally careful. It's actually funny because I we usually start this. Podcast asking the person if we're friends or not. We are now took a pandemic. Yeah I I would never say yes. We're friends because that would make sound psychotic really watch eason's middle school like we're great friends but now that the world is on fire. I'm like yeah no. We're pretty close. There is something funny about us because we we were like ships in the night We see each other. I do appreciate the fact that we've sort of like circled each other We sort of like just mutual respectful. Kay how're you? There's been no. Do you need to be best for like I feel like you're like me and that you go to compensate you get in and you get out? Yes and you are someone I reference when people like you gotTa hang out more like you really you too standoffish. And it's always. It's always male comedians. Do say that to another guy. No no no you really have to hang out and I always go on. Maybe I should and then I go Whitney never fug in hung out when he's doing great and so I just I told myself that for years and I've I stand by it. I do not think you need to hang out so people probably have a bitch so I don't know that they do. Do you think people think you're a bit I it's interesting. I think I remember one time. Sarah Tiana Really Funny. Comedian is on spades. Show now one time she. She had her puppy. She wrote her puppy maverick. Low boxer puppy to the comedy store. This is like I don't know five years ago comedy for like maybe like ten years and I see the puppy. Nobody can hold your puppy and she looked at me like her face was Ashen and I was like what's going on. She's like oh. I didn't realize that you were such a nice person and you know it took the dog to sort of get me to sort of socialize. And she's like I just had no idea you were this nice and I was. I was just. You're such a bitch and I was like no. I'm scared yeah. I'm standing in the hallway. Scared I don't want to talk to a male comedian because I'm worried they're gonNA think flirting with them. I don't want to upset anyone. I don't want to cause comedians. Also as soon as you start talking turns into a roast. My feelings are going to get hurt if I talked to somebody over like I'm just trying to get in here at work on my jokes and get out you're gonNA make one communist stay with me for years. It's not worth it tonight. Agree with the insult. You're right it's not even going to be fun for you. I'm going to go. I said that to me in the car. We were here E. Yeah Oh no you sound like my mom like all this dark show. It's GONNA come and I. I realized that I think that whether it's me or whether it's being a woman whatever it is. I think a lot of times when you're just silent insecure people project onto you when they think of themselves so you become sort of this like refractory of like what they think about themselves and a lot of people think. You're a bitch a lot of people conflate silence with superiority a feeling of security yes I think that's true and I I will say I think for you. It's probably intensified by the fact that you are very hot with very sharp cheekbones. Like I'm not whatever but like I have a soft round face so people give me the benefit of the Dow take good person and so like I just. I look like a lot of white people's cousins so she's actually is quiet but she's probably afraid but like even people think I'm standoffish. Sometimes so if I get that. I'm sure you got that like thousand. I'm glad you brought this up because I would like to talk about your face. Somebody please please do. I'm I'm kind of INSERTIVE obsessed with it. I know because you your faces. Unbelievable like you've got a you have a movie star face from the thirty. Oh that's untrue. But I will take it now. Seen a lot of movies from the thirties but I assume this is what they look. Just like you're so symmetrical your eyes or just doll. You look like a doll. Oh thank you all I heard. Was you look better in black and white And lower definition. That's all I heard. On and with scurvy wearing lots. Of course that's on the Bonnet covering most of your well know what's so crazy. I mean like I had. Somebody sent me a message on instagram. That I don't even think I replied to somebody sent me a message saying like I watch your net especially loved it. Also we have similar body types and it just it means so much to me to see that and I was like I was like offended and I couldn't even see what the person looks like by the way like they had a private account and their picture was like very small like have no idea what they look like. I just I hear your body type and I was like you mean like you. Don't see that Mike and it's I don't like it just I. I didn't know how to take it and then I felt bad for not taking it. Well right away and then. I was like I had to really sit with myself for like ten minutes. Go by the problem and my pretty. It's so stupid that well even think about welcome to the feedback. Loop of every compliment is an insult. Somehow yeah always and I remember watching you and just seeing look how gorgeous you are and this is probably not gonna go well but I just in. Your hair is down in your special. You're you have the time and you just look so gorgeous and I was just like. Oh my God this is just i. It took me so long to apologize for being feminine. Oh my gosh thank you see and I like my hair's up in the special but you have some tendrils down and that is only because my face is so round it is if it is all back like it gets turned into Charlie Brown really quickly. I have a big head and I know I have a big head because I've told every guy I've ever dated. I have a big head and every single. One of them have responded. I love your big head. Nobody's ever said it's a big not even is not that big not even. I think it's fine normal. I love your big hat. Something that's GonNa land well because I was going to go but like it matches your body. I don't mean like your body's big. I know it does proportionate is it's all it's mid west good West Midwest it's and I'm from California. Which is I don't know how this happened. But I you know I of cornfed I league as fuck I was so pissed when Ellen special came out and it was called relatable like legit so angry. It's like there's no that was mine. I literally remember the first time I saw your body and time's up on me because I could not sub staring undo like what are you doing squats all day. What are we doing the no I feel like I have to be careful with squats because I will like my my regular Lee. Yeah yeah this is my. This is so weird to be having this conversation with you by the way because for example like talking about being feminine onstage and like it being okay for you to look like a woman I mean. That's like that's because of comics like you like you are. I watched your special going like. Oh so you can be hot and do this. You can like and it's fine and you can be successful and I think you're talking about over correcting in starting out really dirty. I started out super clean interesting and I think that for me I was trying not to say I was trying not to say anything Like in a wind sexual. I mean I got a comment the other day on a tweet. That said like ninety percent female comedies sex and I went off on this dude before. I blocked him because I was just like. Are we still doing this so when I started it was more like people were getting shit on female comedians? We're getting shit on for being too dirty into sexual and if no they're also getting shit on that too but if the if you were really clean you got a lot of praise for that. The first six years that I was doing standup I was clean up until like four years ago and I got so many compliments I still get them from people who are like..

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"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

1:03:09 hr | 10 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on About Last Night

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

02:31 min | 10 months ago

"taylor tomlinson" Discussed on About Last Night

"PM and the comedy store on Sunday at Eleven PM and and believe ten thirty in the main room. GET THAT TICKET INFO ATOM RAY COMEDY DOT COM Brad Williams has the weekend can often the next weekend he will be in spokane Washington. Go See Brad Williams and spokane Washington October third fourth and fifth with Brad Williams comedy Dot Com for tickets next week and I will be with Dan Cook in Ames Iowa on October third in Minneapolis on the fourth in Detroit Michigan on the fifth baby so come out and see me. Dan Cook all that ticket INFO AT ADAM RATE COMEDY DOT com. Today's episode is bonus episode. Oh yeah baby because what coming coming up on five hundred which will be the end of our boy Brad Williams with his run on the about last night podcast but don't fret changes are coming. good changes new fund changes. The podcast is not stopping so make sure you stay subscribed continue to tell your friends and family continue to rate that shit tunes and and comment on the I tunes page wherever you get it spotify youtube sound cloud keep on jamming with us because we ain't going anywhere but we'll take things up a notch and wishing brad the best in his journey with his family but we have big announcements coming from Brad and I next last week. some really big that we're doing. That almost seems too big but we're fucking. Doing it and it's going to be a a weekend chance for you. The fans to kick with Brandon I in other comics and bands and man. It's going to be crazy so stay tuned that Info will be released next week. today's episode is a bonus episode assode with Taylor Tomlinson you know or from her networks fifteen special. You're from Conan the tonight show what's happening. What's it's called the show with Fred Savage. There was fucking hilarious on Fox and she's getting ready to tape her first. Our NETFLIX special on November tenth at the Aladdin hadn't theater in Portland Oregon so hey if you live anywhere near Portland or even in the North West go see one of the funniest up and coming comics Taylor Thomas and and that ticket Info folks is go to her instagram at Taylor Tomlinson and get all the INFO or Google Taylor Thomas Netflix special November tenth Aladdin. Theatre the the APM show sold out so you gotta go late show which has got to be honest more fun anyway. It's the better show you know it's looser..

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