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"tarzana" Discussed on The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
"Even though i think you're going to surprise surprise savannah gate state in america. Go get your relief. Factor joined now by tarzana. Joe the poet laureate of the hugh hewitt show. Hello joe blow you. This week's poems about money the senate's spending trillions but the house would like some more they want it to be five but they could compromise it for soon. They'll reach agreement but joe's signature won't end it or once. They've gone past it. It will be a job to spend it or if you stack them one by one dollars so finish forget it. It's a job that you would never ever finish. I've done the mathematics for my number challenged peers. Assuming they spend evenly across the next four years. Let's say it's just four trillion. Then they'll have to find a way to pay out two point seven billion each and every day in the dc universe who needs a superpower the drop one hundred million dollars each and every hour to act with such a dasan. I give them my respects but no one has the stamina to write out all those checks and like the seeds from cottonwoods. When summer windsor blowing no one has the auditors to track. Where it's all going margaret thatcher said it and i used to think it's funny the government could reach the end of other people's money budgets kept increasing and the government survived but the day that she envisioned. I think sadly has arrived so welcome to the green new deal inflation. That's unending all brought to you in the disguise of infrastructure spending. That's brewster's millions. I'm sorry schumer's trillions by tarzana. Joe joe that is brilliant. Thank you always have to have a welcoming thought off. In the morning i did. I did do that well. It's like the. Did you guys see the dodger sliding into tom base. That was lovely us. It was a perfect slide right so that was perfect poem and at a perfect poem means timeliness. Funny rhyme no stretches right. You didn't stretch. You didn't make any words and and it will be posted at tarzana dot com but of course and like the sliding trae. You'll stand up and walk off like you do it every day right I slid into second. I was putting a pinch once a little league. I slid into second base trying to steal and there was this. My wretched baseball field had a big hole in front of and i hit the whole stood up straight foot from the base and got tagged out. It was horrible plane. I remember to this day. Too bad dwayne when the empire he called you safe honestly can't see a thing so and so well that'd be posted at joe dot com said well and are you accepting commissions tarzana joe at reagan dot com email tarzana. Joy at reagan dot com. Yes i am for all the weddings that are now happening. That did not happen for a year and a half yes. I got actually got an email yesterday. We're back on whereas the get the poem. Get the book zana. Joe thank you my friend. Well done. thank you.
Schumer's Trillions by Tarzana Joe
"The senate's spending trillions but the house would like some more they want it to be five but they could compromise it for soon. They'll reach agreement but joe's signature won't end it or once. They've gone past it. It will be a job to spend it or if you stack them one by one dollars so finish forget it. It's a job that you would never ever finish. I've done the mathematics for my number challenged peers. Assuming they spend evenly across the next four years. Let's say it's just four trillion. Then they'll have to find a way to pay out two point seven billion each and every day in the dc universe who needs a superpower the drop one hundred million dollars each and every hour to act with such a dasan. I give them my respects but no one has the stamina to write out all those checks and like the seeds from cottonwoods. When summer windsor blowing no one has the auditors to track. Where it's all going margaret thatcher said it and i used to think it's funny the government could reach the end of other people's money budgets kept increasing and the government survived but the day that she envisioned. I think sadly has arrived so welcome to the green new deal inflation. That's unending all brought to you in the disguise of infrastructure spending. That's brewster's millions. I'm sorry schumer's trillions by tarzana. Joe
"tarzana" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"A minute. It's not the Tarzana Joe Show. It's the you would show and he choked are down a joke. I thought it was a coup. A silent, clandestine takeover. You first. I'd like to make a public service announcement. Well, it's more of a self serving announcement. My website was Act last week. So so I told anyone was trying to request of palm and didn't hear back from me. Please reach out again. Do you know what happened if anyone told you yet? It was kind of us that took the form the I want to home form and generated. A poem. Request every 30 seconds. That was Dwayne Dwayne is got to pay for the backyard. So he was trying to hijack your poetry commissions. You can't even rhyme. I thought for a minute there that it was going to be a really good week and then just didn't stop coming. Uh, Is it fixed? Yes, it's fixed. People can still write in Tarzana joint Reagan Com. What do we have? This week? Joe? Is what we have. I'm asking you this question because I really want to know. Are you better off today than you were six months ago? Is your bottom line improving? Do you think that by and large you feel confident to say that someone competence in charge? I know that other fellow was obstinate and mean. But he sure knew how to keep the lid on pricey gasoline. You feel you have a platform where you can air your views. Has there been an overemphasis on ice cream in the news? Do you like it? When he whispers? Do you find it condescending? Are you pleased with the efficient way? The crises all are ending. Are you worried for your safety? Are you worried for your rights? There's crime in your community Keep you up at nights. I know you found that other guy boorish and abusive and some of you like government to be somewhat intrusive. Is the FBI transparent Is Congress to be trusted? Do you turn on cable programs and then turn them off? Disgusted? Well, these months sure weren't boring. You might even call them thrilling. And I'm sure we'll make another six. Certainly. God willing. I've got questions by Tarzana. Joe. God willing the creek don't rise in the hack. Stone hack. Yes, well, Well, Joe, that will be over at Tarzana. Joe Com Correct? You bet. And it's working against emphasizes me again. All right now tell me what? It wasn't ransom. Where was it? They didn't hold you ransom for poems. Absolutely just malicious. Alright. You know what that's called Denial of service attacks. They must not have like one of your poems job, but that's still kind of extreme. People can get their poetry needs met Tarzana Joe at Reagan dot com. Any of the recall candidate to ask for an official poem yet, Joe No. I did write a campaign rhyme last time around for a candidate in the San Diego area, But no, I haven't had eight official recall poem. Well, well, remember, if you do one. You must do anything to ask otherwise there. This will not be the neutral and fair form that it is for everyone else. Well, what is there 62 people running out something like that. Tarzana, Joe at Reagan dot com For all your poetry needs. Thank you, Joe. Thank you. U turn. Then it shows always a joy to have joined me on Fridays. I like that I got to play for you know Nancy Pelosi essay Larry Elder is coming up after the break. His campaign manager texted me. They're getting Larry out of bed and wherever he is South Dakota And that's terrific. The shades of south central getting up at the Drac of dawn. I hope he also joined Kurt Schlichter next week..
"tarzana" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"Welcome back America. 22 minutes after the hour. That's our Easter song written by your truly turns in a Joe public lawyer to the U U it show tomorrow is good Friday and Sailing his clothes. Stock markets are closed. So we're having our poem of the week early this week. Good morning, Joe and Happy Easter to you. Happy Easter to you. I've spent the last two days planning how to spend it. Tarzana, Joey's and Erin's Well, you better hurry, because I think they're coming for tomorrow. What? You don't understand this? The estate attacks is actually a stimulus for the cruise industry. You're right. Yeah. This country I'm afraid to say is infrared adventure because we've picked as leader, a perennial backbencher. Man. Despite his long career that history might miss who thrust into the limelight is inclined to say, Watch this, I wouldn't say I'm a Freudian Freudian, but I don't think it's shocking that someone looks for payback, who's been subject to much mocking. That's why I'm sad and fearful that our path is paved to Haiti's by a man who's been a punch line since the early 19 eighties. Who wants the great grace? The textbooks is a great progressive hero. I'm sure he'll be remembered. Way. Rome remembers Nero. He'll scorch the earth for barricade the symbol in deceive, do what it takes because he wants on legacy to leave. I don't believe we've ever had a man in this position driven in his doings by such singular ambition who said he was a century ists when speaking to the nation, but doesn't have a modicum or two of moderation. Man who asked the voters between his campaign naps. Do I look like a socialist? The answer is perhaps The best defense against such folks who want to hang their star. Is hoping when they reach they go and reach too far that say it ain't so, Joe. My Tarzana, Joe. Now, Joe, I gotta ask you does mocking, really rhyme with Freudian? Did I miss that? I think I said shocking was marking What rhymes with Freudian? Nothing they were still running for. I was going to say, I thought you were a Freudian with the mocking and I love the poem and will it be posted? It turned into joe dot com. It must be passed on. And will there be any poetry written over Easter from brides who have decided they're going to get open? Get married because California's reopening? I don't know. Maybe the stimulus checks Tech kicked in because I have had more requests this week than I've had in a quite a time friends. If you want to get to the front of the line, used my name and send me 20 bucks on writer uses your name Tarzana, Joe and Reagan dot com to get your commission And then you can read his work in Tarzana. Joe dot com to get your commission requested..
Doja Cat + TikTok = It's a Thing
"Here's my justification. We talked about the. Does your Cat Nicki Menaj? Mash up taking over TIKTOK. Then I saw there was a cat freak. Which is a song of hers from Twenty Eighteen, that was taken over Tiktok. So what I'm doing is I'm declaring dosier, cat and TIKTOK. Thing got it. Cat On. Take talk those you can't on Tiktok. Exactly Yeah I think that is, that is true. Yes, I'm not I'm not creating the thing I am acknowledging the thing like this this this this happened before it will happen again. And we won't have to talk about it again because we will have already declared I mean. This is the power by the way, not just it's not just our are stellar reputations here. It's also the power of its thing to just go ahead and put this one in the stone tablet. Does your cat plus tiktok dime those cat on tiktok twenty twenty where on it? Sounds like a campaign. kind of why not honestly why not? which was the running mate doesn't matter doesn't matter. Just you know it's. Fascinating though she. Is From L. A. Area. I think Tarzana she was. She's of south. African descent on her father's side or mother's jewish-american an painter. And she just kind of started on one of those started on soundcloud like you WanNa talk you WanNa talk thing. Totally be people making a name for themselves with music on Soundcloud, then becoming means on Tiktok like she's. She's playing by the modern book. Oh. Definitely I mean the whole sort of crossover thing that is just tick tock song. It's really interesting. It's been interesting to watch. I think I'm assuming it is somewhat pandemic related like talk with obviously spawning hard to tell, isn't it? Yeah, well, what's hard for me to tell like is no one else making new music ray, or is it that is it just the accelerate the expected acceleration of the trends that already was like. Becoming hits because his one on satellite radio like we put it on and my son just like Oh, there's A. TIKTOK. I don't know why that makes them. Lesser exactly wrote really great. One over here. Getting to say that like it's one could also be Tiktok, might be ripping off. It's what I'm just saying it could work. It's really true. It's really true, but yeah. No I mean getting famous for your take on. Its thing. Yeah. From from Lana Zak. To Dosier. We keep you informed of. For for as long as as discord points out for as long as tiktok is allowed in the US. Keeping, you want to go too much on the side. Jaguar wouldn't give that much credence until until it's in in a policy document. There's a lot of posturing involved in in in that so I'm not saying it won't happen I'm just saying right now. It's at the stage of. Let's say things to make other people angry, so we can get things out of them, not like. Let's actually do a thing. Yeah, also the kids will not be having
"tarzana" Discussed on KGO 810
"And beyond that's not botch an AV H. E. there the that the award the tech eighty eight eighty eight S. we also use the break to learn a little more about this issue that robin Tarzana broke up brought up they'll put a link.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Join the show Tarzana Joe who's Paul last week about the nooks and crannies of the home the market so many people are finding it gel you've got to do an encore poem and it better be good I always like a challenge hopefully this school officials had the mark or just another mark perhaps nobody wants to be the one who missed the signs or sold the gun well out fiddling or drumming didn't see the iceberg coming good thinking it would be a mark removed the cover from the arc seeking lands both near and inter moved on Moscow in the winter running back to work who dies in looks just like a jerk like Icarus who flew too high no one wants to be that guy that's why it said without a doubt the safest course is hiding out will work from home and close the town where our masks and hunkered down but when the stakes are so immense in action has a consequence there's nothing like the status quo it's everyone's first rodeo if we can't move with some impunity we'll never get to herd immunity and sold before things grow too gruesome dear Gavin Newsom I know you want to be a hero but this toll won't reset to zero regardless of what you deploy your every business to destroy remember that and all this buzz the state has bills to pay like us be mindful as you make us crash unlike the feds you can't print cash so take your plan then do it at it give us Californians critic we're prudent cautious sage and a prayerful across the US will be very careful he blocking down and face these facts there will be nothing left to tax that's everyone's first group rodeo by tears and a job Joe I'm holding out for the audience at home to see I only try to predict that the title of your poem and I wrote down everyone's first rodeo that someone wonderful phrase which I am claiming is my own and trademarking it sorry that is a great poem everyone's first ready as I can to be posted in Tarzana Joe dot com it will be it's good to know I work for question it's good that is not good like that is the amazing Kreskin everyone's for it when I heard the line I said that's exactly what it is everyone's first rodeo how the poetry business Joe well I haven't run out of the infirmary quill pen but I didn't pay you thirteen ninety five for four rolls of toilet paper but you know do you qualify for a small business loan from the PPP have you gone and made it yet no I I.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Joan in a week of impeachment who knows what Tarzana Joe will do deadline but it was a good introduction thank you very much you should go without saying that not covering this story that should be reported is just as bad as false reporting it goes without saying I'm going to say it yes the president prince the headlines of the papers get attention so why is Twitter buzzing with newspapers failed to mention is the congresswoman's pastor she the immigration hidden and why is any questioning seemingly forbidden shouldn't scribes be asking Bernie if they knew what they were doing for comments on the statements that his staffers have been spewing water scoop about the vitamins chances are so numerous limits as if people in the news room deals that story is off limits was the Clinton team infected with the virus pay to play I'm not sure we like to see an ex post facto expose the Obama make a fortune if that's true will get but if it's a vital ruler do reporting to the bucket instead they spread division was somewhat like a plague of locusts well they're sticking up positions to announce that they're the locust when making my announcement could be so we'll get stunning I'm supporting seven people some who aren't even running we will fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the clinches let me say we have to to secure those column inches all the news that's fit to print friends I don't know what to think are they running short of paper we're just running out of ink that's all the news by tears and a job well done their their job I want to know if the new year's open with a bang in the commission poetry department I have one request today last week and I'm working on it all right turns into Joe and Reagan dot com if you have got to get a poem done for anything a retirement anniversary or wedding coach the a farewell to a good friend who's moving across the whatever it is poetry on demand by car than a joke turned on a joint Reagan dot com of course today's verse will be posted Tarzana Joe dot com of course Jo thank you my friend thank you the president just tweeted by the way that he was quoting Lindsey Graham the quote is he's got to explain this habit hunter Biden get a billion and a half to dollars from China to invest when he'd been in business for sixty days president tweeted that he also tweeted out from fox news twenty one state Attorney General announcing impeachment of Donald Trump and then there are probably fifteen retweets which I'm not gonna put gonna be very active on Twitter today one of the market's gonna be brought to you by birch gold group I tell you about birch gold group every day because I need you to diversify I want you to be defended I don't know and I pray that the Wuhan coronavirus doesn't go crazy and that they're doing everything they can to stamp down it really does gold's going to.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Gloria they give your Joe Tarzana Joan in a week of impeachment who knows what Tarzana Joe will do I didn't realize that it was a good introduction thank you very much you should go without saying that not covering this story that should be reported is just as bad as false reporting we have a goes without saying I'm going to say it yes the president prince the headlines of the papers give attention so why is Twitter buzzing with newspapers failed to mention is the congresswoman's pastor she'd be immigration hidden and why is any questioning seemingly forbidden shouldn't scribes be asking Bernie if they knew what they were doing for comments on the statements that his staffers have been spewing water scoop about the vitamins chances are so numerous limits as if people in the newsroom deal that story is off limits was the Clinton team infected with the virus pay to play I'm not sure we like to see an ex post facto expose the Obama make a fortune if that's true will get but if it's a viable ruler do reporting to the bucket instead they spread divisions somewhat like a plague of locusts well they're sticking up positions to announce that they're the locust well I'm making my announcement could be so we'll get stunning I'm supporting seven people some who aren't even running we will fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the clinches let me say we have to to secure those column inches all the news that's fit to print friends I don't know what to think are there running short of paper or just running out of ink that's all the news writers and a job well done Joe I want to know if the new year's open with a bang in the commission poetry department I have one request today last week and I'm working on it all right turns into Joe at Reagan dot com if you have got to get a poem done burning a retirement anniversary or wedding coach the a farewell to a good friend who's moving across the whatever it is poetry on demand by Tarzana Joe Cardona joint Reagan dot com of course today's verse will be posted in Tarzana Joe dot com of course Jo thank you my friend thank you the president just treated by the way that he was quoting Lindsey Graham the quote is he's got to explain this habit hunter Biden get a billion and a half dollars from China to invest when he'd been in business for sixty days president tweeted that he also tweeted out from fox news twenty one state Attorney General denouncing the impeachment of Donald Trump and then there are probably fifteen re tweets which I'm not gonna present going to be very active on Twitter today one of the market's gonna be brought to you by birch gold group I tell you about birch goal group every day because I need you to diversify I want you to be defended I don't know and I pray that the Warren court of Irish doesn't go crazy and that they're doing everything they can to stamp down at the does golds going to pick up now gold is down.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Back American I'm back in the west coast here for a couple of weeks and I found my presence from Tarzana Joe the poet laureate of the U. your child it's a clean around Christmas I had my dog pound bandaids which are great and the Cleveland brown on dog pen on them I've got my four pack of Cleveland brown coasters if you're looking there likely run coasters other traffic I've got my Cleveland Browns fan flag which you can wears a Cape but had that on yesterday we might not a loss to the Bengals and I'm not sure the vengeance is sure to go let me wear this but it's a it's a Cleveland Browns wristband what do you think Adam they'll be allowed to wear this by the federal Missouri go twenty four seven click around maybe I'll wear it on January nineteenth to the next time I'm on meet the press Chuck indulgent my Cleveland Browns tight I'm not sure you gonna let me wear my cooling tell yeah that's the kind of thing you wear when you work out but it's thank you Darlin a Joe we also got me and I can pick pen which is pretty cool and the second best of Tarzan in jobs over the big Tarzana Joe Christmas I I gotta tell yet I this is my sports digression the Ohio State Buckeyes got screwed everybody knows that wasn't targeting defenses player is the predicate review is only to be initiated after it happened it was initiated on the field it wasn't targeting the quarterback Y. like good K. lowered his head he would not defenseless he had curled up and lowered his head into what otherwise would have been a helmet to the chest hit that know what I've noticed so it changed all game I think I'll stay was up sixteen and nothing and before you know it sixteen fourteen and a half time because of one call then in the second half but the more astonishing one is reception by Clinton receiver takes two steps not close you can watch a replay a thousand I honestly think it's an FCC thing drop the ball brown India and the Buckeyes returned for a touchdown thousand percent everybody sees it knows that there are no fumble incomplete pass it's astonishing but I I do point out the Buckeyes got the lead back and then they gave it back then they threw an interception the act so I am less upset the normal but it it should have been a blow out the best team in the country the Allstate Buckeyes they know it I know it you know it that is not the case with the Browns who have a great night and Nick Chubb and Odell Beckham junior and Jarvis Landry and Baker Mayfield and they have no offense of wine god bless Greg Robinson Chris Hubbard try to Java Tony as one of the best guards will AEG but their draft in temp that means they're also drafting for a second they're drafting seventy fourth and I got the Texans third round take for offensive linemen I'll be out there I know you're gonna safety in there as well but free agent John Dorsey got your work cut out for you but but listen to me call up urban Meyer I know the cowboys are tucked under my no we had dinner with Dan Snyder it's all over the newspapers better but if your listing on ninety eight point nine right now you gotta come back to the land your Ashtabula rate you know this you know what it means you can turn this around door she'll get should tools and I know you like to build things time to come back door out don't listen to Jerry Jones don't be alarmed by the warm weather down in the south go to work for dance later you not to get along with Jimmy in the house one now all you really belong in Cleveland like Tito urban Meyer and Terry Francona in twenty twenty could be and and be all over their rebuilding a young calves that look good I mean they're waiting she won a few games are not going to be good for three years but they're they're doing it right do it right so all I'm saying is the obvious thing to do it's my new year's resolution is to Hector urban Meyer into saying yes and John Dorsey and asking Jimmy Indy if you're listening you know I'm right yeah you don't have to sell season tickets good bows of white me by am anyway the room we have the most disappointing year this is a disappointing yet I'm not not been disappointed a long term commitment so bad for so long but Baker Mayfield first quarterback for the Browns to start all sixteen games since two thousand and one think about that first Craven brown to start all sixteen games in two thousand one there is ready to go thank god but he's ready to go B. J. N. and Jarvis great catches yesterday when juco for some reason is in Freddy's dog outside the matter anymore there is no more pretty doghouse everybody gets a fresh start new coach Ron Rivera maybe but I'd prefer urban Meyer I know Mike McCarthy is a lot of people's minds I gotta Dorsey driven Green Bay have the front office maybe urban is Ohio they'll make the hard ones still make the easy ones hard really what my advice is in all of life we have an easy decision in front of you don't ever think that call a permanent say what's gonna take not like they need it's going to cost a lot of money for any of these people all Bourbon say what's it gonna take get Yeltsin shaker heights catch up there on the lake get your driver back and forth will make life easy for yeah what's it gonna take the brother got to turn this around that's my end of the year the second find Terry Pluto for tomorrow's show don't go anywhere in America.
Chris Brown draws a crowd for his yard sale
"Singer Chris brown's yard sale attracted the attention of the authorities the day before it took place this fan says the sale was insane I got here at eleven o'clock last night yeah I said to my car TMZ reports a Los Angeles code enforcement officer went out to brown's Tarzana home Tuesday night after someone filed a complaint someone reportedly complained brown was bringing stuff on to the property to sell instead of just stuff he had inside his house it turns out brown was in the clear in his yard sale went ahead as planned and will continue
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Tarzana Joe hello Joe you know what. there was a lot of legal wrangling approaching which means I have to go and dig out three years of note from father Callahan's classes the politics of language seems to go through half since it uses and it seems to me we're living through the time of Latin phrases for the Congress is deciding if the president should goal for engaging in discussions touching on a quid pro quo what Doering in their frenzy with his adversary did which we looked at a priority sure sounds like a quote pro quit reporter had a problem sure shooting Joe with six at and this isn't any rumor we all heard it if she takes it there's some senators wrote letters where they try to up the ante one was signed by old Pat Leahy and we call him in flagrante yes I read the pseudo transcript and I'm sorry truth to tell I see no legal explanation for the current crisis belli sure the papers have opinions and the editors will write him but I don't think they will sway me if they write ad infinitum well the planets in a crisis in the polar bears for rest and we only have nine years six months with forty minutes left how can Congress be distracted their heads buried in the sand when there's borders to be opened once the season bottles band the radicals are happy AOC sure thing since we tell but if I were miss bluesy I would exercise my retail yes I'm open to discussion and I'll happily relax it's my duty opponents cease ad hominem attacks that's three years of Latin for this poem by tears and a job you know that's a show off power I could do a lot more of those I own my own. all my wheel lock out but I'm I'm at a modest man Tarzana Joe. they were but will that they posted a Tarzana Joe dot com but of course and all your poetry needs available by writing child turns in a job at Reagan dot com terms and Joe at Reagan dot com thank you Joe thank you it is a remarkable thing that we've got all this Latin floating around we don't need Latin though to talk about what the airline acquired it yesterday he took apart. the whistle blower it hasn't stopped the Democrats don't don't get me wrong they're going forward Donald Trump commented yesterday and what's happening on the tarmac in New York cut number nineteen. everybody I just watched a little bit of this on television it's a disgrace to our country it's another way John here we go again it's Adam here for this group making up stories in sitting there like hi is whatever you wanna call images there really is a disgrace it's a terrible thing for our country they can't do any work there frozen the Democrats are going to lose the election they know it that's why they're doing it. and it should never be allowed what's happened to this president and despite that I think I've done just about more than any president in his first two and a half years in office if you look I think you'll see very few could compete with the things we've done for a military for the economy we have the best economy anywhere in the world by far we rebuild our military we've done so many things that is so incredible with tax cuts the regulations and I have to put up with Adam Schiff ornate. absolutely perfect phone call for the new president of Ukraine that was a perfect call but Adam Schiff doesn't talk about Joe Biden and his son walking away with millions of dollars review grain and then millions of dollars from China walking away in a quick reading walking away with millions of dollars he doesn't talk about Joe Biden firing a prosecutor out of that prosecutors not fired he's not going to get the money from the United States of America they don't talk about that my call was perfect the president yesterday of Ukraine said there was no pressure put on him what.
"tarzana" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"Tarzana Joe hello Joe you know what I sense a lot of legal wrangling approaching which means I have to go and dig out three years of notes from father Callahan's classes the politics of language seems to go through paths in phases and it seems to me we're living through the time of Latin phrases for the Congress is deciding if the president should go for engaging in discussions touching on a quid pro quo while ignoring in their frenzy what is adversary did which we looked at a priority sure sounds like a quote pro quit Chris hunter had a problem sure shooting Joe with six at and this isn't any rumor we all heard it if she takes it there's some senators wrote letters where they try to up the ante one was signed by old Pat Leahy and we caught him in flagrante yes I read the pseudo transcript and I'm sorry truth to tell I see no legal explanation for the current crisis belli sure the papers have opinions and the editors will write him but I don't think they will swing me if they write ad infinitum well the planets in a crisis in the polar bears for rest and we only have nine years six months and forty minutes left how can Congress be distracted their heads buried in the sand when there's borders to be open to conserve season bottles band the radicals are happy AOC sure thing since needs help but if I were miss bluesy I would exercise my veto yes I am open to discussion and I'll happily relax if my immediate opponents cease ad hominem attacks that's three years of Latin for this poem by tears and a job you know that's a showoff problem I could do a lot more of those I own my own. pulled my wheel lock out but I'm I'm at a modest man Tarzana Joe I am not hearing but will that be posted it turns into Joe dot com but of course in all your poetry needs available by writing child turns in a general at Reagan dot com terms of Joe at Reagan dot com thank you Joe thank you it is a remarkable thing that we've got all this Latin floating around we don't need Latin though to talk about what the and I'm acquired it yesterday he took apart. the whistle blower it hasn't stopped the Democrats don't don't get me wrong they're going forward Donald Trump commented yesterday and what's happening on the tarmac in New York cut number nineteen. everybody I just watched.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Join now by Tarzana Joe with the problem of the week hello you know every. week of September eleventh every September eleventh I remember my friend mark sure Meyer wake forest class of nineteen seventy nine business major and musical comedy performer extraordinaire who died in the collapse of the twin towers and so for him this week. we must admit that we've been changed once bold now fearful we watch our words and what we think lest we provoke another rate. how careful we wage a war upon ourselves did nine not only what we see but the old. or look the other way. although we know all the wounds we failed to treat. won't heal. we are too close it seems a score of years should do. but somewhere deep I really wish I could forget. don't you. so ring the bells awake the memories of lives we lost and face the fact that this one act reminds us all. freedoms painful cost. that September eleventh two thousand nineteen for Marshall Myra letters at a job to rethink Joe posted I hope it turns into Joe dot com it will be thank you thank you my friend be well. you know I am I love talking to Joe on this week but it's a it's a it's a appropriate and fitting pound you can find it turns into Joe dot com now and during the break hi I had tweeted out twenty minutes ago while president trump really doesn't like this which nicknames in midstream if he goes from sleepy Joe to record player Joe that would leave a mark on Joe Biden actually what underscore the market because of the radio make sure the television version of me make sure you have the record player on the night of the fault now Josh Gerstein who is the senior legal affairs contributor politico tweet out hard to think of anyone worse position than trump to stick it to Biden over this okay maybe we'll Wilbur Ross you know that's exactly why elite media doesn't understand trump they have no idea what trumps reaches I mean they don't want to recognize if they deny it they they hate him so much and I understand that they hate him so much that it does figures their understanding of how politics works president trump has sixty two million Twitter followers sixty two million when he sends a tweet it creates something like three hundred million impressions. so Josh Gerstein might think it's ironic or hypocritical or inconsistent in Congress and for the president to say record player Joe. and he might think that inside the beltway it doesn't fly in up up around thirty rock and CNN studios or red box it doesn't fly might not find the Silicon Valley might not find LA. but it flies everywhere those tweets fly and the media hates this and the reflexive reaction that trunk can't referred to record player Joe because he has gaffes of his own and malapropism doesn't doesn't matter doesn't matter if you do if you're trying to knock out a candidate if your intent but it is going to be absolutely going to be a defining moment because you can't do that you can't say play the radio make sure the television version of me make sure you have the record player on the night of the fall when you say that your opponents Cory Booker I'm gonna cut seventeen eighteen go on CNN immediately thereafter and they say cut number let's go to cut number eighteen only. definitely moments when you.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Mobile the week Tarzana Joe how're you Joe low you you know before I was Tarzana Joe I was in New York City Genoa who commuted on the subway to high school some kind of tough but it's been over a week out here in Los Angeles it's rough times in California and it struck me have lived through this before California today is New York City during the mayor a beam years and and that's what the poems about all hail to California we're teaming waters play once again the Golden State is showing us the way it's leading politicians are all charlatans and shells that's why the local businesses are heading for the hills the party that's in power can do anything it pleases so sanctuaries given out to medieval diseases if you've got a problem you can take it to the Hague here were warm and welcoming to typhus and the Blake six studies guidelines our new within conventional to those of you offended that was strictly unintentional the Hollywood establishment is Saddam and get more in public school performance is nearly Baltimore in our neighborhood so popular that everyone competes for the optimal locations in the gutters and the streets condos for the homeless have been budgeted implant the cost for each apartment nearly seven hundred grand the ordeal of commuting has got even liberals mumbling the gas tax is substantial all the roads are crumbling it's getting so ridiculous that just the other day the Clampett's loaded up their trucks and drove the other way all hail California Mr Blatter producer at the end of this mobile site will go out with a Beverly hills theme really but I love the Beverly hillbillies and yes Jed Clampett would be looking to go back loaded up the truck and then moved to Beverly they're going to go back and let the only doctor in a job that is terrific will be posted in Tarzana Joe dot com absolutely and all your poetry need to be the commission a bomb for any reason whatsoever especially wedding toast email.
"tarzana" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"Back America on July third we have a special Tarzana Joe appearance for you the poet laureate of the you yo chose usually aired on Friday but on this the eve of the fourth of July celebration his roused himself from his deep slumber in the west to bring us a little pre fourth of July cheer hello Joe hello you the slumber of the west I think that's a title for your next book could be home this week hopefully is more uplifting my flag was old and faded from its time out in the sun my wife said before the weekend we should get a better one so I went to the home good store and asked the hardware guy he said that I could find them on the end of the aisle hi I took a while getting home honey where you've been and I put the new flag up and took the old one and I held it very carefully didn't let it touch the floor and then I heard speak to me it didn't do that before it told me it was happy I had hung at where I did and how it liked protecting us me my wife and kids it told me how it love the sun and how would love the shade and I would love to lead us in our neighborhood parade though none of us who marched with it and the ever served today it was proud to walk with us I guess it's made that way but if you want to know you don't have to stand without your kind assistance our flag will still be grand and if you think I'm foolish I'll say this with all candor as the flag gets older my goodness it gets grander that's the fourth of July by tears and a job and you know how will you be spending your fourth I think my wife wants to go to a be a party that's near here us here's a man that near us here in the valley well I will I will be hoping for my Nike Brooks running poem next week Brooks running by the way over Twitter go look at their Twitter feed what Nike is a shame job they are holding up as their special of the day the old glory red white and blue Burke's running these colors run is what they say if you think that's going to work I don't think it can fail I don't think it can fail and you can't fail then it upon the go to Tarzana Joe at Reagan dot com sent an email telling what you need him he'll talk to you about how to get it to you and that poem in every other palm Joe will be it turns into Joe dot com I trust putting it there right now here my fingers move have a wonderful fourth of July Jones is ours Anna Joey enters into Joey out Josaphat jokes that whatever you know John and it have a happy fourth let me also say to everybody else in the country we live in the very best country in the world at the very best time to live in it.
"tarzana" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"With the edge judge won't you yes the first debates are over who will make the second round the air is full of outrage there are gauntlets on the ground they've made us go to promises and lift them up in neon minor are there differences but one thing they agree on the man they hate daily in the nation's houses resident he made them see what they did not win dear barack was president as fine a leader as he was as woke as we were then the country wasn't great at also can't be great again the triumph of obamacare with all this hype and buzz thing now can see how adequate it was and when he said he'd slow the growth of college costs by half limited ambition my lord it is to laugh remember when he gave a speech in some guy shouted liar he thought the tax rates then were fine but these guys want them higher and as as moose forward and these things get debated it's clear that this group is so woke they're super caffeinated call them politicians or you can call them hacks but judge them by their work nissim their own insomniacs the message that they're sending isn't what they think at all trump is not diminished it's obama who looks small that's promises promises by tarzana joe did i you'd be me up and i woke and i'm wondering what in the world are you gonna do for a woke encore we got twelve more of the eleven more of these things so you've got to be poet laureate eleven times with the same gang i'm sure the game will you know the gang's all here but it won't be the next time so we'd be able to focus a little more tightly i like the woke stuff very well done joe i assume you're accepting commissions for poetry tarzana joint reagan dot com that is correct Do you take the summer off? no no as you recall you said to david dreier i am the longest reigning a regular guest of the show so we take nothing off you are you are in fact i think you've appeared more than anybody else on the hugh hewitt show david dreier got started before you he quit they wanted a way to to glory so how many of you written as a result of this show tarzana joe multiple really yes I hope you collect them all did you ever throw any of them away? no they're all in my wife's dismay here on the back of my desk yeah the ogden nash of our time tarzana joe and if you need a poem cinema note at target joe at reagan dot com reasonable rates and you'll sound well you will stand out among the crowd and you're toast will be remembered and your memorial will be remembered and you will be thought funny and wise because tarzana joe put words into your is there a -lica- sense like a._m._c. thank you joe thank you on national remark was the best thing anyone said to me except i do oh there you go go away good thank you my friend ogden as we prepare to celebrate american independence joe is.
"tarzana" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer
"Oh by the patriot mobile poet of the week. Tarzana Joe Joe. Hello. You come back. Thank you. I was going to write a poem about all the democratic candidates determined. We would need three segments to do. Sometimes you can't shave the headlines you'll you'll run right into. My poem. This week is called my Carolina. Cousin my cousin came to visit New York refugee he grew up on Long Island, but he's living in NC when the Nixon when the giants. So the teams where you were born it's tough to change allegiance to the Panthers the Hornets, but the weather there is nicer and the pace of life is slower the houses are much bigger in the taxes are much lower. You can get a giant soda. You can drink it with us raw eating fries and burgers is not against the law. They like companies who hire they think full employment. Great different person builds a business. They don't chase them out of state. They've got beaches. They've got mountains. There's a lot to see and do you can walk out on the sand dunes. We're Ohio boys I flew, but New York and California Hans elite. Let me tell you that the wiser ones are putting their feet. Yes. It used to be Manhattan where the great chefs paid their dues. But they left when Bloomberg limited the salt that they could use a little bungalow and sell the one I own leave the city limits and go off to parts unknown. My friends who hear me say, my plans are so much bull by the time. I get my move on. Carolina will be full. That's my Carolina cousins. Like, it's not gonna fill up too soon. Joe you can make it there. I assume you're in the busy graduation poem season of the year. Indeed, indeed, a lot in my inbox a lot. But if you want to get in line in that inbox, right Joe at Tarzana, Joe at Reagan dot com is commissioned the reasonable his work is exceptional in his timing is always on time, right? Never miss a deadline. Joel let me go look at my inbox. I don't think. So I think I've never heard from a listener Tarzana, Joe, thank you, my friend. Thank you, always good to talk to Joe even on a grim Friday. Is this one is so grim with the murders in New Zealand? Let.
"tarzana" Discussed on Newsradio 970 WFLA
"Well. They were moving their feet while I thought Jay copay tarnished had a couple of dangerous chances and now after several play minutes for the lightning and a couple of goals later. I don't I don't think they look like the exact same team that they started with stamkos wins the draw and the offense event Colona the center point under pressure trying to keep it in. He couldn't it got shipped out by Muslims all over corn. It's back in the late again, stalling wolves the plot at center ice rape lot cuts his way at the middle hits caloric across the LA. Lot worn at the right circle. Trying to drop it for stamkos right point. Well, defended by Yukio. Sure back. You'll deflected out to center ice a regroup for stamp goes coordinate feet. Couldn't return to stamp goes can't pay will counter rights at the Dustin Brown across the balloon, right circle. Shot blocked rebound. Played by Cologne in front of the lightning net. Short feet. Polat back for corn. One arm it out to center ice that was Aaron feed and Brown has it back for the kings. So punch it in COPA Tarzana right corner. Illu? Stormy dominant under pressure gets help from stamp goes and Sampras floats at high in the air back to the zone noisy. Eight minutes left in the first two nothing. Tampa bay. Vanenburg well enough. Deante enough. Curls back buying the L kings, your right to left in the first for noth- left side alad Dustin Brown to center Rams it in my heart around. Mcdonagh after it in the far corner. Get stripped by COPA tried a man opened in front had lost it and McDonough will retrieve look up ice whip it out to Yati gaurd at the right side at center ice lot. Ernie shoots walking away by quick rebound. Back to Ernie left circle. Shoots blocked. Again, Ernie has it a third time left point that gourd mind that Sara Lee back for Gordon, right circle. Yanni? Gord works hard to win. It back to the left point. Mcdonagh. A little shot turned aside by quick with a stick Ernie has it back, right circle right corner. Gourd right circle. Serenity right circle. Ernie shoots. Lows in Gord couldn't quite finish before quick had covered his line doing some really good work in the offense of zone to nothing whitening seven ten left in the first the lightning radio. Nothing cranks up the excitement of a lightning game like seats at.
"tarzana" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"I worked at i worked at red lobster out here in tarzana and you know everyone there was either a waiter was either a actor actor musician dancer whatever it may be so it was fun and it was exciting and you know it was kind of like a you know an episode of friends everyone had their shit going on but but we were all trying to figure out what life was and joining different bands and i gave up several times i in fact i gave up music got married moved up to san francisco and i was i was painting buildings for a living and it was actually my now ex wife who convinced me to to maybe start playing the piano again and i i went around to some wine bars and san francisco i got a gig and slowly kind of started getting that bug again and and at some point i started writing songs again and the buddy i'd play a song that i'd written for a buddy of mine and he said you know you should join this northern northern california writers association play the song for some people and see if you can get some interest and long story short i went to this thing i played a song it got selected i signed publishing deal and then i kinda got into the system i wasn't successful but i was in the system now i was dealing with that next level up of managers publishers i was i actually had a you know an an into some record companies and it was just a slow build man i don't know if i could i it's probably very much like what you're rise was you know you're slow.