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We just We wrapped up our live shows for twenty twenty four twenty nineteen This weekend and I my my brain has been in the process of just like slowly shutting down. I have full on senior Isis. And I am. I am pushing hard but my body's also exhausted and I was watching being watching shows last night and I could barely stay awake so this recaps can be real funky on my and I'm going to be like and then there is that time that knee win over to marry durant. Iran then was like going fast so like every other day basically. Yeah basically I feel great. I came home and went straight to bed. It's it's like five worlds. I slept also but for my body is just like my body I need to. I don't know I didn't pick up a drug addiction. I think that's what it is God. That doesn't work. I've tried that Damn it sorry ban that does not work everybody. Hi Welcome so we do. Have some live says Guess Win in twenty twenty. Well thanks to everybody who comes to support those. We've had a really fun year doing those. I'm going to go through the list real quick nick but the new ones I we just announced Boston and San Francisco. So go get your tickets for those you can find tickling for all of these shows that watch crap dot com. We also so recently announced Asbury Park New Jersey and Washington D. C. but to start the year we're GonNa do are twenty twenty gold groppy awards in Los Angeles California. Uh and then we're going to Detroit. Columbus Austin Houston Birmingham New Orleans Lawrence fucking Kansas Omaha Salt Lake City. Vancouver Ver- Orlando Charleston Oklahoma City and then New Jersey. DC Cal San Francisco and Boston so go get your tickets for all those and thank you again for the support. We are loving doing that. I know it really has been like such a journey. You know this past year I mean we. We started doing our big shows about. I guess about two years ago and this year obviously we went into like crazy overdrive. And it's really I've I've never had a year like this. I've never traveled so much gone so much. Even closer with you right. I didn't think I could even get closer to you because we talk every single day I talked to you more than I talked to like anyone in my alive I never thought that like I even closer to you but you know turns out traveling across country with you other. That's more time than I've spent with anybody in real life. I know it's crazy seeing all. These cities has been really cool meeting lots of people and just the stories that were getting out of doing in every one of these shows even this past weekend Seattle. I had a Seattle dog. I don't even know that Seattle had hot a special hot dog and it was great. Just random stuff like that where we're just like learning about all all the corners of this country. It's been wonderful and also just like a lot of people have a lot of really nice things to say to us when when we go and meet them and that's and I'm not saying that to be like Oh we're so awesome it's more like it's really touching to hear the stories that people have you know most people are like. Oh my God you guys get me through my my workout but we we get stories of people who really have like went to a gone through really really tough things in their lives and they're like you guys are like what kept me distracted and we're like just totally humbled by that so it's been like a wonderful year you know really has so thanks. Everybody and today's real housewives of Atlanta episode is titled Adult. You know something. I think we ask ourselves every day. What would Michelle Obama do? Is that what it was called. Though it was really cold it was the title of today's Today's episode. They did notice she was she was she was referenced the few times she's very prominent. I'll tell you what Michelle Obama probably. It doesn't do a standard stand around in a way going security security security whereas my security. Yeah I think the one thing. Michelle Obama probably doesn't do I don't know maybe pedal around Atlanta on a hook and Henny Cart. Yeah probably probably not yeah probably not So the song to lead us in is coming back strong. I come back stronger wrong. I was like Oh. Wow Wow episode. That Porsche takes Dennis back after cheating. Wha- what a way to open the show guys Porsche has me. I mean I'm so confused because over the weekend was Nina's birthday and the way I found out was porsche. Posted on her honor Instagram and was like happy. Happy Birthday to my big says. It's a complicated love. I was like wait. You guys are friends again. I cannot keep up. I can't I know how I I feel for her. Next time. Meaning he does to her would need inevitably will do to her the same way I feel about Dennis. You know like we'll get to the therapy see till the end all but stopped taking back. Abusive people okay. They don't get less accurate if I can promise you that. And it's like very sad because she's so. Oh well I'll just get. We'll get when we get to it you know 'cause there's they're bigger fish to fry and those fish are swimming in Lake Bailey. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding. I ain't that ring the Ring Doorbell to the ring doorbell tone. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding. Ding oh I hated. It drives me nuts. I hate that more than generic apple ringtone for iphones which Cynthia also has by the way Ding Ding Ding. uh-huh I love ring because I love nextdoor dot com and it's basically ring videos of ladies going hey this person robbing robbing me or are they really a ups man. It's like. They left a package on the door. Does that look my Arabic. You you've literally says ups. I can't tell if it's a ups CBS man or someone pretending to be ups man coming to wrap me. It's like Okay Lady. Yeah IT'S A. Ups Ban Ki Classic Rock. Keeping my well there was a guy taking and ups Steph Aram Dali. 'cause they've parked the truck put stuff on a Dolly and walk. Because what are you gonNa Park at every single place. And she gave him sitting was videotaping him. The House videotaping her back. Wow this is like the fight of twenty nine team. You know just videotaping each other and fight stupid fucking people chasing Raby. UPS Es Guy Robs people with the Dalai full of packages like. How does it work in your mind? UPS These people ups delivery people have it so hard right now they are. They got that big ASS truck. It doesn't. It doesn't even have doors which I find to be. I'd I still have never really wrap my head around that like I would be afraid I would fault Baltimore right out. You know I just I would know door. I'm I'm going to be the one that's GonNa be like. I like how to pick up my tic TAC and the next you know the the the median on on the road but they had to deal with that and it's holiday time and the GOP park that big ass truck everywhere and just random braces walking around the streets waving their cell funds at you like some weapons get out of here. UPS CNS and you know Seles down. The street has always running up to the guy being like oh you. UPS Can I give you this package right now. He's always got a last-minute package while he's just trying to do is root otherwise known as Ronnie. Can I videotape. You taking this package for me. I'm just kidding So Cynthia and Kenya Kenya comes over to Lake Bailey. And this is you know like I said the song opens about being strong and stuff. So let's talk about Cynthia's closet it yes. It's a pretty. It's a scene of Cynthia strength. She's got a lot of classmates. Yes as Cynthia Kenya comes over. It Cynthia's like did you bring your band. which was kind of funny and so she needs? Kenya's helped organize a closet. I'm like Cynthia. You're rich just like hire someone to do it like you could do it like like sometimes I get. It's kind of funny because I'm like. Oh rich people they need a person for everything and then. Sometimes I'm like you're rich. Hire someone you know. Yeah yeah no kidding or at least bills cuter closets or I don't know maybe yeah to wear thinks twice. I don't know if Cynthia worse things twice. I don't know find a good place to donate to. It just seems like a supermodel should know how to put together a closet. I don't know my supermodels days are done ever since hung up the Husky Over at Dillard's back when I was done so she's giving Kenya Shit because Kenya's boob tape is hanging out and stuff and God what is that hanging out of your boobs like she says I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted watching abroad. Try and hold on those these. Yeah and then it cuts ipe. They're huge does titties have taken over that body can factory and Edmark doesn't even want a motorboat. It sounds like which is really like I mean. Get in while the good mark that chauvinist to me. I can't tell well I don't know I don't know I feel like I feel like if you're straight and your wife has big boobs at that moment like go town. Okay right Sir man. Maybe he's an ass man. I Dunno straight people. I don't even understand them. I've not really a motor boating type of person so I'm just letting just letting you pass with that but it'd be like learning earning but I'm not on it with you maybe motor-boating someone who's lactating not the smartest thing anyway. By the way I it all back. Yeah that that was pollock. Cindy pollock painting. God sorry my brain's shutting down Kenya's the is giving Cynthia set for wanting to be wanting to move Mike in 'cause that's why she's fixing all our closets and she's like. Shouldn't you being gay as furs. It's like are you kidding me. You barely even know your husband okay. Yeah Kenya's like I know that's my point just like I don't follow my lead okay. I'm in a miserable marriage with the husband doesn't WanNA motorboat my lactating boobs right now he just wants to sit and eat cereal and Bosnia round. Ross so they start talking about Marlowe since he's like yeah she was pretty mad. Kenya's like well L.. She's Mac as she saw how everyone came over to me. They came over to you because you had free products. Okay it's not like your free edges. Product beat a tray of free wigs. Well I think actually did I think marlow had some free something another out. Maybe some skittles who knows. This is marlow. We're talking about I do not truly. That's true so cindy is like well Marlowe said you were paying child support and Kenneka Kennedy Gross. That bitch is used to pulling a lot of things out of our ass including some eight-year-old Dick which I'm not gonNA lie. I fully laughed out loud so cynthia is bad at labeling things does she you call this snake gate snake. She's like I want to ask her about snake gate but then you can same idea. I'm surprised she didn't like call it like syndicate because she loves just putting her name in there. Since it's a Hashtag fifty to syndicate fifty fifty two angry men Sinn geht sin was fifty eighty two angry men. I don't know it was weird. Play on twelve angry men which is like a play has nothing to do with it. I don't know why I was like it was my my my wires crossed right now. The very depressing play about racism. Thanks really thought about a jury. It is about. It's about a racial trial. That what it is yes. This is what happens when I make but I'm making unchecked cultural reference. So I was like no. It's not the point. Is this the sisters Rosenzweig you stay over there with your lactating boobs and your twelve angry men jokes okay. As Wendy Wasserstein once said Cynthia chronicles all right sleep. So she's like. I wanted to ask her about snake gate but you came and I think she's confused because it would be rat gate right. Whoever rapid or snaky snaky behavior but it would be racket? Yeah rap has to Kate so she's like yeah you know I know that Marlo just basically as a henchman for knee rainy but still I've known her forever. How you know? How am I supposed to even ask her if she secretly recorded me? Yeah the just ask her. And it doesn't matter you think marlow it's GonNa be honest about that even though it's I clearly it was Uganda right. Like obviously yeah right. Yeah I think so too so Kenya's talking about how marriage is tough and everything and she's like Michelle Obama was just talking about it. I'm like please don't like compare yourself to Michelle Obama right right now please. Yeah a great person on your team. Am I just like imagining Michelle Obama. Yelling at Barack. I've always liked that. I've always liked to picture that I feel like they have like just the most intelligent petty arguments like really well spoken arguments about the dishes like inspiring when they go low. I go to the Rinse Cycle Barack when they go low aiko to the high rack. Whereas we're we're were you watch glasses properly barraq? Hey Barack put the forks in the other away because that's how we show the way Barack Cynthia's like yeah and she said one of the most important things in a relationship is learning to argue. and Kenya's like yeah. You basically have to decode mark. You have no idea what he's saying. Maybe but from what we've seen of mark in the two seconds that we've seen him. Yeah you do nobody saying you. Just don't like what he's saying just wanted to be saying something else. Now that said these to sound like a fucking nightmare and I don't think that I want to hear them learn to argue. Think just separate to stand your stain in your own corners youtube. Yeah Yeah exactly. This is not. This is not the second coming of Michelle and Barack I think that's fair fair to say at the very least yeah pretty fair. So then cotton candy and toddler at home and Riley as facetime candy to ask if she can get a new fendi sweatshirt or something for two hundred sixty bucks can't is like with your own money with your own money and it's kind of funny someone on twitter. I wish I had the tweet up but someone on twitter tweeted the funniest thing. They're basically really like So todd uses your money until like by trucks opened up five restaurants pay for strippers like taking his daughter to the Strip club but Riley has to pay a hundred sixty dollars for her own sweater. You know well. That's her husband. That's that's money as todd's yeah I mean I hate that. I'm not saying that what's what's yours is my wait what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. Yeah but I'm not saying that Riley necessarily should have should have one hundred sixty eight dollars. I actually agreed with with candy with your own money. I'm already funding this amazing apartment for you but it's also kind of funny the total double standard which I mean it's a parent but at the same time todd talks a lot about independence while he's like spending which is what what we saw last week and the week before and the week before the week before. He's just spending candies money left and right. I just think it's funny. Candies trying to seem like some bad aspects. She's coming down hard on her kid right after she just put her in this gorgeous five thousand dollar a month apart. Yeah so carmen comes over. Yeah we got a little carmen action and they start talking and we do find out that todd bought a tractor trailer and he's also starting up a Mexican restaurant aunt and he's trying to lose the place to create oil g breakfast. I mean I don't know if people can just like feel my rage through the podcast right now. Now like you're buying a tractor trailer. You like Joe Gorka just going through candies money. I know they are married. And it's like it's their money but it's really Hindi's money well I've just so used to dating people with no jobs that I'm like wow. I don't think I could really complain about a man who wants to work more. You know what I mean Dean. Of course spend your money to do it but also why is that. Why is the buying a tractor-trailer thing becoming a thing on Bravo? Why is that? I think we saw Robin to it or think. Think about doing it at least on on that. Well I mean. I'm sure there's a lot of money in it but I just feel like I guess one thing that annoys me is I just see these people bravo trying to do like get rich. Quick schemes feels like like. Oh here's a quick payday I could be doing. It's like the entrepreneurial there you see someone like Bethany who she is a cook. She had this line skinny girl thing. This is her thing all makes sense. You know now she has like say what you will about Bethany but she is like a businesswoman Anna Shark and she goes in and she's like she knows what she's doing she's on a path and she is expanding it into jeans or whatever and and then you see people like todd who's like one day buying a truck. Hey while we try doing this thing. We tried doing this thing just like using up all this money and these super risky endeavors for some reason he also also gives him some really rough jobs. I mean restaurants are some of them are saying businesses own. Like what the Hell Dude. Yeah just like expanding left and right as if like I don't know he's no Lisa bonder pump. If you ask me scratchy now Lisa Todd I dunno least they have seen me they did. At least Dob Kentucky so can be is like yeah. I'm going to have to kind of squash. All this goes high. We still don't have a baby's room like we. We need to make a baby. There's a baby coming and then she talks more about todd's shitty relationship with Kayla and that's pretty much her story for the whole show. She's like well. I can't say anything to Kaley it because that's not my birth daughter but what we can do when it's our birth daughter dawn dog because apparently todd might actually have an issue with girls in general because because he also gets into it with Riley and can't use like you know that kid who's always like yeah my daddy well that's Riley and she laughs but it sounds like so you know so I guess the spoiler alert is that maybe todd's not so great. Yeah I think that candy will be fine. Todd it's not going to be around. Say Anything to the kid kiss. He's going to have nineteen restaurants to run. He's like Yeah Dr. Yeah Yeah I really like his truck fixed. He's like moving being into Peter Territory. A little bit brew a God. Now there is a business so porsche calls Marlowe. She's in front of some building and Marlins like dirty right now. I'm on the Orange Bicycle bar. Hookah bar thing yet and she say she's GonNa may back with an orange orange roof so yeah so basically were of those those long things that you see like if you go to Nashville you you will I guarantee you will see like a million Bachelorette parties just pedaling down through Nashville through the main streets on this where it's like a table you can peddle but you also can drink and in this one you can also so smoke hookah off of it so it's like good for big parties but in this case there's only to do people on it marlow and Porsche. So they have their on their. They're drinking and then they're like shocked to find that they actually have to peddle like the vehicle actually need. They're peddling to move forward so they're trying to just two of for them it's like it's like pretty Dancer like really put their their legs into it and so Porsche is like you know at like at least I'm in my exercise gear. You Milo's over here in like trying to peddle in full sequence and I know she's hot and stinky. Yeah and then some guy drives up who works with Porsche at the radio show. Oh and his name. Is Gary Gary t with Gary with the t t sworn that he also was in marriage medicine in like the very next episode. Getting teeth done at Dr Heavenly but I was too lazy to double check. Oh Damn it so. I was too lazy to even right down as full-ti- title Gary T with t Gary Gary Gary Gary Mrs Garrett Mrs Garrett a car passes by someone's like call your cookies cookies after hallmark which actually sounds shockingly like Tanya Tanya does have the spirit of Charlotte. Rae in her So they say hi to their friend and he's mortified that their biking you know and he got for sake with the top opt out checks like she's never even met him before so then Another like talking now. They're having to talk doc on this like total tourist trap kind of vehicle and Marlow start saying how like no one of his group is real all one whose real is Nina because she put her business out there. I'm like Oh please. Nina is the fakest of them. All please like me business out. There is like a fully calculated the liberate plan to try to make her look sympathetic totally and says well. I don't know why she's telling anything. Nobody wants to hear. It just like put I mean. Come on for example Your Business. I don't know I don't know you know one girl that you've told Your Business no one. Yeah and she's she's and perishables like no. It's nothing personal. Just don't WanNa keep saying the same story over and over and over again and also marlow. Who are you to talk? We still don't even know who. Oh you're old sugar daddy as like stop pretending that you are so honest about everything. Yeah we literally don't even know what you do a job. We don't know where you live admittedly your friend of but still we know more about buffy. WHO's been on for one season marriage medicine than we do about? You know more about the lady grandiose fashion show on a boat that we know about you yeah so marlow however you with meany and Porsche is like. She crossed mine with me making fun of me while I'm with my baby breastfeeding breastfeeding marlow. Boy Can we take all the ship from cosby knock. Girls guys are worse to us. They sleep with us. They put our lives in their hands and give us diseases diseases and Portugal these bands and importantly follow. Marlow may have just gone a little too real. So that Marlowe goes what Michelle Obama say when they go low. You know. We'll try that again when Vega low. You go relishing hotdogs where they go low you go so if close enough works I was really hoping Michelle was that had said when they go low you go and get yourself vote properly sized Welcome at but that's fine. That's fine so don't tell me I you know do we're talking about naming here. Yeah you know and I did go. Hi because my man did this to me and I got him and I said this is not how you're gonNA treat me and if I can do that with my man I can definitely do with a manny. Now it's interesting because Marlowe actually has an interesting point there which is like we forgive like you know women forgive give men so easily. That's what she's saying. I mean that's a generalization. But she basically you know we forgive men we go back to sleep with them when they do terrible terrible things to us but when it comes to women it's like no never ever and she's kind of right but then again I also really liked porsches take on it which is like no Not only am I like like no like like fuck meany the and also fucked. Ns Two and I'm GonNa fuck them both like who cares like they're both terrible people to me so I was like I thought moral had an interesting point I loved the way Porsche turned turned around and made it even more empowering or made it empowering and then that's why I made me so sad to then see like on instagram. That no portion of back together portion ne-near we are friends again which theoretically is like a nice thing because people are getting along but I also makes me feel like as you said before like these are people that treat her like Shit and she just sort of like it's welcomed that then back in rather than like moving on words and upwards the I mean. He's an abusive asshole. Okay I don't know the difference between men and women who forgives who. They're both get rid of abuse of people. Stop to stop trying to change abusive people. It's time for commercial. It's Tom Crap INS show. Show Nina's with Gregg speaking of Not Greg but meaning speaking of Yousef is with Greg and he's making some kind of drinks or whatever 'cause that's what they do now. They put out cheese plates mandrakes makes what we find out. It's a lemonade that he's serving like a Moscow Mule Cup or like a fake Ma. It's like a weird fo- copper a glass. TJ Max you know yeah TJ. They're making TJ mutual. So Greg comes over. Ah Because Dong Dong Dong some girl comes over and guess who it is. Do not do not get a life coach in eight Tamra. That's just the bad numerology. Yeah that's a bad sign. That's like getting like a nanny named Satan like you. Just no I mean it's just it's right there. It's it's in the name. Yeah it's not. It's not good so meaning explain. She's like well. You Know Tamas my life coach. She's teaching me so so much you you know the younger Anini well. Shall I say Nay. She was never afraid of an argument. And we get a montage for just telling people off nonsensically issue like city but today a little more peace in my life which is why I'm wearing and Ellie may clampitt dress and pretending I'm a new sweet girl from a farm and have never done anything anybody in my retire life and wearing a necklace. That says love Allah Doctor Deb. Also what is this like. The young meany loved an argument. I'm like when did the young like when when was the term limit on young unique. Because last time I checked About nine months ago young knee was still out in force starting arguments and yelling at people people. Yeah I'm not. Remember the closet. You remember when people were injured. Is that the young uni also so Niimi is just like she's a monster and I don't think she could ever change even if she really did want to which I don't think so cameras like. So how are you in Greg like doing. And then he says well I just need to admit some things you know because for me when people admit things it makes you closer to them like now what now. Now what Greg Deal. It's like Jesus Christ it's like he's over there making all your drinks making all your food following you around like a little puppy dog. Now what had Greg Do. Yeah so Sudanese hearst talking about how can you came tomorrow's event and like had the band and she was like I knew the longer I stood there the more likely I would cuss her out so she's once again. You know portraying yourself as this like hero who controls her emotions which I guess is some degree is true. She did remove herself from the situation before she would lose her temper but she also did it. In like a very showy way of I'm leaving I'm I'm just GONNA storm out of your because I'm so mad bad that I can't be mad right now. Yeah wasn't her a scene and she was like trying to make her big comeback with all the girls for the first time and she totally got upstaged. I was upstaged right in her seeing that she was trying to do with Porsche. There wig fight or whatever so. She's a diva because he's not getting attention and she said well you know I know I should have marlins back but I couldn't have back at that moment and Tamraz like your friends have to understand that you need to take care of yourself for some shut up camera. You're terrible all your your your job already. I like really struggle. Every time you say and then Tamra set like the cannot separate this camera from from that Tamra and then like every time you say and then Tamra says she has to learn from herself. I just keep having visions of Tamra Barney just sitting there with the. It's the worst pairing of ever seen in my life. We'll maybe that's so. I'm getting so angry because I keep saying also. Don't trust a life coach who shows up and like tight-fitting Evening Velvet Gown. You know what I mean like for a life coach is this this. Yeah or maybe like you know you weren't there for this but when race up for you on Dallas. We're talking about life. Coaches can Stephanie. Home and sees a life coach. And we're saying you know life coaches I feel like our good for things like You know career questions You know career really. I don't know like things like sort of like. What am I doing with my life? Literally life coach. I think when it comes to What like y like? I have anger issues. I have deep fundamental anger issues. I have issues connecting with people when you're talking about like relationship are high relates other people. I think that's what you have to go to someone with like worked therapists like someone who's just like license you went to school. I'm not saying that family Life coaches aren't licensed but someone who has like educated in that area and so when you sit and watch someone sometimes. I feel like when when I watched on these bravo stars like sit down with a life coach. I feel like they're just doing the motion so that they can they go. They're going through the motions so that way they can say they are taking care of an issue when they're just talking to someone who's just sort of say the things that they that sound Nice right yes of course AMIS hiring herself a yes man totally. Yeah so then Nina start saying talk talk about how sisterhood is so important to her and how she just wants to get back to sisterhood but she wants to get back to sisterhood. Without having to say I apologize. Okay Yeah Yeah I wanted to try and figure out how to get back to this without saying I apologize because before I apologize I would have to understand what I'm apologizing for really. Are you kidding me. Do you have a television because television could explain it to you very well. Yeah I mean seriously on stor. Yeah it's call do some soul searching and thinking about I mean even life coach even Tamra sort of sad like well you know you react to things in certain ways like even if you just apologize for the basic basic the low hanging fruit like I apologize for being a cold. Steely Bitch to you at the reunion for doing nasty things like just some easy stuff. You start easy but she well. She's a total narcissist. So she's like well and also where she saying is nobody will shoot with me. And I'm on this show getting paid a lot of money and already skipped out on the first couple of weeks of work. So I'M GONNA have to show up on some of these strips and stuff so when the hell am I supposed to do now right so she even with lunch with Tanya who she hates. Yeah Yeah Tony was trying to be so positive but now. She's scared of me so when she tells Porsche they're going winded Toronto. She puts on feathers at Mike. A whole outfit and screams around in office but Bernini she goes. WE'RE GOING TO TORONTO CARNEVAL YA gala. She does like a mild a mild. She's like she's not sure if she can get all extra needs so she sort of tests outrigger. We're going together to to quotable notable too much too much. Okay okay. I'll tell you even thought down while I said that. Yeah so you know with these girls. I need to think defy WANNA be a part of all of this negativity because on a trip when you're with somebody you really with chose Ni just being a fucking horrible human being on on every trip ever. Yeah exactly like she. I don't know if I want part of the negativity that I bring to every single trip. Yeah but she goes. I have four Baltimore. That's why I'm wearing this wig. I've four bald spots from taking girls trips. Yeah I can't even with her anymore. Just get off the show so already. Jesus Christ you're exhausting. So meanwhile portion marlow are still on their on their hook. Andy Reid like they've been out there for like five days they. We're basically pie. They're doing like organ trail around Atlanta. At this point you know like Jerry has has has plagued them. They've crossed the river. They've lost there's gone shot Buffalo's but they're still. They're still doing their track. They are the diseased blankets. So Porsche is wasted wasted. At this point she's smoking a hookah and went hand house a drink in another hand and she's falling over so marlow. marlow basically sends ends this covered wagon by the original hot dog factory and of course like we want talks is so marlow really loves Dennis and Porsche finally agreed to go in and they order but she's like well. We're going to call Dennis 'cause I don't WanNa hear I don't want him to about somebody else. I been so disrespecting happen. So confused hype been so upset at that. Well you know. It's amazing what people will do for a free hotdog. You know it's amazing. The friendships people. We'll have it's amazing. The mandate will take back their lives just for a free hotdog. Hey Bro if someone brought me a hot dog from COSCO THE DOLLAR Fifty Hotdog Argan Soda Meal Right now. I'd be like you know what we're best friends you're forgiven yeah. So they call him and she's like I just wanted to tell you. We're getting hotdogs full of personality over there. Yeah I'm MARLA. Like say I love you. Love You love viewpoint but you think by yeah because Marlin keeps wants keeps wanting portion of say. She loves while she's like she loves you. Mrs You Dennis Tell Them You love them told me love like like Milo shut the fuck up. You cheated on her. Why are you trying to like put portion this position where she has to like take down her guard when she passed letter? Be pissed because people are constantly. Dick's do people expect everybody to just be forgiven at all times. You know Marla. I think she's like well. We'll do to forgive him like yeah. Well I I fucked up shit all the time. I think there's a very clear running harem conspiracy theory. I play here. I think Dennis called Marlow and said I'm GonNa give you lifetime free hot dogs if you get Borscht to come back to me. I think that's that I think marlow is like free food chain so portions like this is the hardest. Part of a break is not having these hotdogs so then we go over to candy again and we see Ms Peggy. Have we met Ms Peggy before or I feel like I've never seen her. I don't think so I feel like she's a new cast member and now she's going to be on all the time because they were really playing up to Miss Peggy. Yeah there was a lot of Ms Peggy going going on like fully articulating her name like Fla wedging her name into everything like say now. I got an electric bill. Ziebel allege appeal. Chris how nostalgie Ms Peggy Hamas Peggy later Begi Megi George from ups There's a lady follow me but more importantly I've a package for MS Peggy's So Kayla is going to move to New York with Riley and she's really nervous to go and her hat says live and libra. which I think is really? I think it's really funny So candy is we get another seen about how you know. KAYLA's not getting along with Todd and candy hopes it. He's better with their our own daughter pretty on board with. I'm bored of You could you tell well I just feel like it's just yeah. It's hard hard to get excited about it. I feel like candies doing her. I Love Candy. I Just Love Love Love Candy and I just like Todd should he and this is what's GonNa Happen. You're going to have todd. Yeah so to hill. I don't I don't have anything to say. It's just a repeat of the last scene. Yeah basically yeah so when we go to jail driving to have a fun double date with even her husband. Oh Gosh so so they go walk up to an air to this place and I. I think it's a bowling alley and then I realized no it's that ridiculous throw football. No at bowling pins thing that they went to a marriage medicine a few weeks ago. Maybe I don't know what it was but I got mad about it then I got mad about it all over again now I was like wow. This place is like back twice now twice this fall really trying to push it. They're trying to push football bowling and tractor trailers. Yeah Rowlett canoeing for two thousand nineteen. I am not accepting the ball bowling. Okay I will accept I'm accepting throwing axes at stumps like I'm okay with that. My friend in fact had a gift certificate to a place North. Hollywood Hollywood what they do that and I was like I would actually like to do that because I've seen it so much bravo but football bowling. I'm I'm not and we heard from some people have our Atlanta trip Some people message US and said some people said Yeah. It's actually really fun and some people said Yeah. It's actually really hard not into it. No matter what I review it I rebuke eighty so as I start talking about. Who videotaped videotaped this conversation with Cynthia? And what a piece of Shit. I don't care who it was. Their goddamn piece of Shit am even legally. Let's why don't we ask my husband about it and now this is interesting because he said if there was someone if signed a conversation. Where what you said this is interesting and I said that's the first time that's been used with Michael? WHO's by the way by? By the way I'll say why were either in Michael dressed up like they were going to a languid afterwards for frigging footballing really bothered me. Go on so he's like well if someone is in a conversation with you and they record it that's legal the goal but if they were secretly record if it was somebody secretly recording to view them out wouldn't be legal which is crazy. That's not how it is in California. I guess every state's different it but it's illegal to be recording somebody without them knowing in California at least so whatever with Iraq law I will say that I don't know what the live on that is all I know is There's a lot of recorded going. I don't know I just feels like there's a lot of complaints about recording for people who are on reality. TV Yeah that's true so even start saying well you know meany is the one who recorded me last year. Well yes she did tell you. She wouldn't wear her mike or whatever and and it was on but the producers made her anti were in the parking lot of the set of your reality. Show this other. I'm not going to give her. I'm not going to give. I'm I'm I'm going to allow you to be mad about that because we were mad at anaemia about that and we were we were clocking. Unique for being a hypocrite with Apple. Shit so I I think gracie set edit. She makes it sound like being. He was doing the secret recording on her. And all this yeah a little different. Well yeah it says Diego's They're talking about who the suspects could be and we get another flashback. Candy asking Yana. If you're Vonda. Rae Vonda recorded her. Nevada's like me. And what I don't even know what recording means. What does that word? I don't know how could it possibly be me here recorded her. I know like pulling her wig down over her face. Yeah behind behind it and even like yeah and then you've got She said Nin she said Means Arches which is a federally. She works for the government. She's ordered me. She needs to pat down. Yeah and then moral and then Cynthia is like unless the Russians have snuck over to Lake Bailey and tap my house the only people I can think of our Vonda and Marlow am. I love the idea that the Russians are like you know as fun as it is to fix another government presidential election in the US. It'd be probably more fun of Solid Cynthia. Bailey's up to yeah it. That'd be really fun to see if we can get some recordings of that lady who hashtags herself a lot making guacamole. Hey let's listen and see if she can fix that closet. We can't wait. What's that sound? I think it's lady sitting on her countertop again Putin's just like obsessive Cynthia Bailey all walk them all kitchen island and I love it. Why did that lady her spoon in the Guacamole? While let's see what's happening. Bailey is a time for another barely queue so then we get Kenya. I just say by the way I don't know if you noticed this but while they were because then there was some stupid shit where it was like the models versus Mike's and whoever wins wins Then that's where the other person has to move to the either L. A. R. Atlanta like truly no one cares but while they were doing this. I don't know if you noticed this but southern charm was playing in the background on this big wall they had a projection of southern charm. It was a very Meta Bravo moments really play Bravo stuff properly. Make sure they get the rights. It's yeah it was like against bribe's version of like synergy. They should have made it really matter and had robin driving her tractor trailer. The we'll actually. Monique Samuels on twitter. Today was saying she's like I guess I two weeks ago. She said these Atlanta up says need more than any and then today she like retweeted herself self and said just like I said needs more. Ni like Modique. No Monique. I've I've come around to you. I've I've become a big fan. Don't ruin it. Don't really you're killing me. Although Potomac Tomac sounds amazing this year I cannot wait to watch better. Have all that shit in there. Yeah so let's go to the next scene Kenya I was like please. Don't be another therapist. Please don't be nope. It's a lawyer but it's a lawyer who's kind of a therapist and got like a card. Says I think it says bequest I just wrote bequest gather side because it's in gathered because she 'cause she works with well so she has a quest sign that's gathered because of the very specific TJ Max Purchase the financial planner lawyer or something. Yes she's giving me light kristen vibes in her. Look and it's basically a scene. Where can they keep saying? I just want to protect the assets for my daughter. I just want to protect my daughter's Assets Aka were about to break up. Yes and she's like I. I have a home. That just appraised at one point eight million dollars So basically she tells us mark didn't think it was very romantic to have a free map which is crazy. Leave him. Yeah that is crazy. That is excuse. Me Certifiably crazy. Yes Oh she's like well okay. We can go to different options we can do a will or a trust the wheel takes about a year. Kindi is like no dot. Whatever like uh-huh whatever's whatever's immediate? So they decide you know how to put all this money aside for the kid and then Kenya of course starts crying and talking. Go Her. How everything sucks in her marriage and staff and Kristen's just looking at her like a Jesus Christ like the gather font does not invite you here to cry okay? Okay Yeah but the fuck out of here. I'm a lawyer. Yeah yes she's like. At least. Your husband wasn't caught in hacks files from Ashley Madison. Okay yeah no kidding. At least you didn't accidentally name your your company. POC when you're a white list so now are we go to Porsche therapy. And she's with her. I forget her her therapist's name but she had her normal therapist Dr Sherri doctor Sherri. So she's there and surprise. Surprise guest here comes Dennis. He just like the definition of lumbering. Is Dennis walking down a hallway. He's like a big lumbering. I well I I I was like he's like a lumbering bear. Just low would just lumbers down. Hallway is like just lumbering and then He shows up in the doorway. Dr Showers Lockers here and the Music Da da. Da Da da Da da done solo energy. He's like come through the room. Durham and then when he sits down on the couch he goes from lumbering bear to like turtle he looks exactly like a turtle. Just like if you saw turtles sitting on a couch. That's what that's what it would be his got those blocked colors on his jump. Yes so like when he sits down at changes his whole outfit. You know. Now it's like a Turkey is very much like modern Kupa trooper because you know like the evolution of how super troopers looked like in the beginning there just these little turtles but now they're sort of cartoony you know he's like a two thousand Nineteen Patricia sitting on the couch going to therapy be so the doctor is like wow Dennis. Thanks for being here. I'm sure this isn't easy for you. Which is why I gave you a two seat couch to sit? So she's they start. She starts asking them like what's it GonNa take you know. And why did you come today. Denis is like well we've been through a lot in the past a few months and everything was really good but I made a mistake and I cheated and imports just like it was not a mistake. A mistake taking the wrong exit the second second round exit ordering when you really want their Hamburger Azima say I'm a thick is putting pedals car. Who does that? I'm a steak is ordering small place mat pulling it up and saying you're welcome up a mistake is a a steak that hasn't been married yet. I'm I'm mistake as a steak. Got Just misses you. so He's like well. We had a row of pregnancy from start to finish sex and pregnancy. That's nothing like a man wants to do. Okay this person so now the second you stop having sex the way the guy wants or God forbid what if you go through dry spell and don't have sex okay then he can cheat you know. This is bullshit. I hate when people do that. Like will I wasn't getting it in the relationship so I went and found it somewhere else get out I K- again it. Even more deplorable is that then. He says that there was postpartum. And he's like you know she was crying and I cried with her as if like he gets like. I doubt that he cried with her by the way but I'd like he is because she was crying. He's like well. It doesn't sound good but that's just what is so. You're blaming it on postpartum which is like so despicable. I duNNo. Well no I took it as him saying and we cried together every night meaning it was really hard and we were there for each other and I was there for each other and I know that's not the you know a good enough i. Ah That's how I wrote it but you know maybe either way I was like this fucker. Yeah but he basically is basically blaming it on the pregnancy at the very least system and how to deal with the baby and everything after which guess what every person who has a baby has to do with. It doesn't mean that everyone gets to just go fucking cheat on the pregnant wife you asshole. Yeah and so the doctor shares so given that you were in this altogether how could you have sex with anyone else. And he's just like it was his poor decisions a selfish decision. It was like a full on. He was basically being Jax. He was excuse me he was saying all the things he knew he needed to say it was. He was literally borderline smiling when he was saying too. It was so dialed in and like clearly like given crib with notes by Marlowe. This was a crib sheet. That's just so he was given. MTV CRIBS yeah. He's data with hotdogs my now I never liked to. I just like humpbacks. Yeah so she will will support decision had the they were giving him subtitles. Like he's speaking differently. which you know a poor decision and it's a selfish offers decision And all of this is being typed up. Allow him. But I've done my best to let Porsche. No I love her. And I'm apologetic and I'm ready. You know so. Yeah so like You know she's porsches whole thing is that she just she wants to be because they have a because they have a daughter you know she doesn't. She wants to know that that he is going to be there because he wants to be there and and she wants her daughter to know that her dad wants to be with her CETERA and so and she hasn't told Dennis that she still loves him because he doesn't. I don't think he deserves that. And he doesn't yeah he doesn't so walk in another chance. Yeah so then The doctor's like so. How can porsche portion know that she can trust you again and Dennis is like well? We are technically still engage doctors like and technically. She doesn't have ring on. I was like Doctors Sherry. Wow that comeback I love it. Yeah that's right So she's like well you know this has been so much pain. You understand what I've done in my family and he's sitting there smirking and she's like came. Well let's try it again. Then they get it I get wanting to make the family work but relationships are complicated. It's not as it's not a black thing I got but but Oklahoma got this is a black white. They if he's still saying like well. Yeah I cheated. We can have sex to say when she's pregnant like okay. No this is someone who's not even trying trying to learn enjoy baby number two so then they're driving home and she's like well I ain't now you're you were being very honest in there and I do appreciate that talk. Can I talk I did. He Uber to the appointment. That was so weird was was he waiting for. You probably. Yeah so yeah so he. Of course you've lost your serious staring at Iraq he's like you look amazing. Can and I come over. Thank God okay so then did you get. Did you hear in the previous. Watch the previews for next week. I watched like part of them I just saw that like it's could be where Mike proposes to Cynthia. Finally so I don't know if you heard this but there is a weird voice over this time in the preview and didn't notice in a world full of drama on insight drama drama drama and then Cynthia gets proposed here and it goes sometimes sometimes dreams do come through and then that was talking. Oh is that what it is as more clips and he says an absolutely live in it right now. It's like what the fuck is this. They oh I thought waste over guys like please make this a weekly thing. I would love that I. I didn't so I didn't. I have watched the full preview because I fell asleep last night when I was watching married to medicine and and I forgot that I hadn't finished it and so we were about to record and I was like Shit. I have to watch the rest of marriage medicines we can. Let's talk about it so I like I like I. I must save every minute. So I'm not GonNa Watch the preview But when I did turn on marriage medicine. Last night I saw the end of the preview which was basically Mike proposing posing to Cynthia which is really a great segue because I think the first scene of marriage medicine was quad. Getting a drink with Cynthia. Yeah there you go right after. She signed divorce worst papers. So yeah so for those of you guys wondering I mean I would. We're just GONNA talk about marriage. Means do a little check in like a proper Dr Here's whatever I missed Cynthia. Setting quarter friends quote goats basically they. Ah this week's episode. buffy tries to do a girl seeing so she takes everybody to the SPA and the goat yoga and stuff and quad. Won't do it but it's not really a SPA. Aw It's like an AIRBNB so I don't know why they just didn't do it at Bobby's house but yes they like drive somewhere to a different house. That's like not a spa yeah so there's that and actually daily okay. So here's what happened so mariah decides that she's going to bring her sister. Your Lake is backup lake. Started all this drama. Well Morass started all this drama through lake saying to reunion that Quad fucked lakes husband and Brian so mariah has tried fighting with everybody and screaming losing at this season like she normally does but people weren't really playing her game so now she's bringing Laken to do it to get it quiet because she can't get quite screaming and yelling like she used to. So let's see how this works out. Yes you brought Lake Lake in under the guise of I need someone to take care of me because I broke my toe again and so like even though she's on a trip with two full fledged pledge doctors. She apparently needs lake to to make sure that I guess Mariah's broken toe boot is tended to at all times yes and everyone is shocked like this is going to be a huge trauma but quads basically like I've already given Mariah enough. You know now. Now she's trying to come back on the show and fight with me to be back on the show and I'm not going to give it to her so I'm not gonNA give it to her with lake either so she doesn't say anything. which makes it really uncomfortable trouble for everybody else? Because they're like. Are we supposed to be fighting right now. Like what the hell so everybody else tries to make them fight quite still won't fight no and then you also have Jackie who's just getting irritated with buffy. Now I really like buffalo but buffy was really annoying this episode because she was trying to force the fun one of the Sunday. 'cause she was hosting it so that amounts of her squealing intensely the entire time And Jackie is sitting there like how child yet yes. She really does not like buffy and she even even does a Jackie Slam which is very rare for jacket all out slam somebody. But she's like sound it. What did she say sounded like a dial? She sits that she made some kind of comment. Like she's you know. She says she's like what activists like. Doug active yeah. Embassy pointed at the camera like nailed. It I also WANNA point out that since this is This is two thousand nineteen which means that next year is a leap year. And so even though Two thousand twenty the leap year. Two thousand nine hundred eighteen is the year that we get to see happen lease other children so we got got to see her other two sons for the first time in forty years. I feel like I think we haven't seen him in about four years. They came to dinner. So I'm just pointing that out that We got to see the whole family. We never get to see them. Also we didn't point out yet the heavenly got new teeth kind of in the middle of this. I'm not sure when she got them but having noticed now she has kind of a lisp. Like a Carol channing. Kalispell notice that at all. Oh Yeah you'll see when she's doing when she's doing her diary room session. Let's now that is I asked Brazen Jeevan said praise the Lord actually as she approached buppies house. She's like Oh it's GonNa be today. Praise the Laura Then the other thing was a contestant Scott and had like a big breakthrough there are therapists. Came over over. I actually liked their therapists. Quite a bit and Mike Doing Therapist Yelp for Bravo. But we could today. God knows we seen enough therapist today. Just these two shows shows Gino's seriously it's therapist and a life coach but Basically where your therapist at a lawyer therapist and also Goats so then so then Scott is basically. He's come to realize that he has kind of turned the kids against his wife life and he's like feeling bad about it and he's talking to therapists and she goes you know there's a word that we have for that it's called sabotage and he's like Ooh Shit like I didn't mean to be sabotaging my wife. Yeah he's basically like it's come to my attention that I may have communicated things to my children that turned them against my wife life. So yeah so that was the end of their storyline. And I was like. Why are they wrapping up storylines? Don't we have eleven episodes of this left to go. What the heck? Yeah but no. Oh I won't once that happened once. I saw that they were resolved at us. Like I'm proud of you and you should go back to school. I was like I think we're getting a season finale soon insurance and then and especially when toys are talking about how she's putting together a big party. I guess there are official housewarming. I was like Oh yeah. Season Finale L. is coming up and sure enough next week. Season Finale of marriage medicine yes it sir is and we will be there watching it. Watch the the Watch what happens live last night. No what happened. Oh you didn't. I thought you dig is on our Youtube. TV said watched already. That's weird. That's what brought it up but you watched it Kenya was on there and so was quad. Do and quite has done something to her face to Her upper face doesn't move. But when I still blinks still they both looked really pretty and At one point they came back. Andy brought up Kenya's marriage and they showed a clip and then they came back from the cliff and quad was header. Legs crossed over to Kenya doing her therapy thing with one of her eyes half closed because talks and she's he's like what do you. How do you feel about your husband cheating? You knew coming back. And she's astor and Kennedy said well actually I think I'll let Andy Andy asked the question and so everybody in the audience is like ooh Handy said well. Yeah I mean that was the question I was going to ask L.. You know she asked the question. Because that's what I was GONNA ask and Kenya's like well then you ask it then if you wanna ask it why like like really attitude with quad then towards the end of the show. Someone called in or tweeted them and said why is can you being so shady you too quiet and quasi well. I guess there's a little history there is this. What is it Kenya? What is that in Kenya like? Well you know it was list. We have history. I don't remember what it was quiet. Just puts her finger on her chin and nods. Like she's that there. It's like something you saying. Nice things about my ex husband said well I love him. I don't care and then they just started saying kind kind of nonsense shady things at each other like well. No say to love you. I love you know it's fun we're getting along. I mean you seem to be stuck in the past but that's it's five that's buying literally leaned each other's shoulders on each other and started looking right into the camera and just we kept like spitting out sadie things at each other like they were just like drag Queens doing your Christmas special. You know like say the WHO can say the most things and also also they played this game while we're on it where I guess Tamra gave anti one of her implants that she had removed. which is so this show? So they had to play past the implant with they were. It was like hot potato but for implants and they each had to say Nice things about the people they hated like quad. Got Mariah and Kenya. Got Marlow hello and then at the very end of the game. Whoever was quad was left holding the implant and it Expli- like they made a big exploding implant graphic perfect for the for the audience so just had to update you because it's not often that I watch that so but wow how's this show on the air some? That's what I ask sometimes tired. I just as like hot. Like a passing the implant around a care. Then we've passing the implant that is that is some shit like the aliens are up there right like do we just ruin earth now or should we give them another chance there. Like I'm done yes or at this probably dead humanities helpless helpless but I really WanNa see the path the implant. Oh God God well thank you for that update. I'm sorry I didn't. I'm sorry it's so funny. So everybody that brings us to the end of real housewives of Atlanta her at the medicine kind of They say everybody who is. He's here with us all the time. Grateful for you we love you. Go check out life so tickets over at crap in DOT COM and go. Buy Your tickets for Boston. Washington and and all this other plates. Yeah we'll see you guys somewhere and we'll talk to you guys later this week. With a million episodes we have a lot a a lot of stuff. Bravo is not not letting up for the holidays and neither are we. Yeah we will talk to you soon. Bye Everybody uh-huh take.

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RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy

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RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy

"The song too much well. Welcome to watch walker in the podcast for all that crap. We just love to talk about on. Yo brawls it's me rana kerim and over. There is a handsome and talented. Mr ben mandil ker. Hello ben hair on what's going on. Nothing everyone you can find been over at the real housewares of kitchen island which is a cartoon on youtube and also the game brain podcast so that you listen to podcasts. Yeah go check that out. And it's we have we don't have anything to schill. Today are crappies already happened. Actually light schilling because if you miss them they're still gonna be up I think until midnight on january twenty. Eighth which i don't know if that means that like when the clock turns midnight is that when it becomes jenner twenty eighth and goes down. The point is this. it's up for the next two or three days so if you missed it we just wanna watch it again. You can still watch it. It was an amazing time. Ron and i were just talking about before we went on the air but how we had to take the whole weekend to recover from it because it just took a lot of time to coordinate all of it and In the end it was just had so much fun. So thanks again to everyone who who who came and watched it is so so fun. I'd also like to thank the medicine that i used when i feel stressed. Thank you pizza. You were slid down beautifully advance. Long time i've been on my new year's bullshit diet bullshit crap crap poop poop face and that was just amazing to to get down pizza so thank you that's You know you really. You really do a lot in the world. that's so deserved. Shake shack crap is were over. I had shake shack chocolate. Shake double cheeseburger the whole thing and it was so worth it. Yep okay well. Let's get to it today. We have real housewives of salt lake city and real housewives of atlanta. Yeah the episode sugar. We're gonna start with the salt lake city since you guys have been waiting the longest for that one and The episode opens up with mary. making some sort of like hot pink smoothie it looked it looked almost like one of those crazy dragon fruit starbucks things but since it's mary i expect it's actually just like lipstick and paint thinner pureed into vitamix. Yeah poor people sues something like that. So she's saying you know the grand has is there and she's like How how is the florida home. Did you want to sell it. What do you want to sell the florida home. And he's like well. I can see at home being trouble. Remember back in the days before sprinklers. And she's like. Oh jesus christ you just want to get rid of the problem yes mary. You have nineteen houses okay. You don't need that you never leave your closet. Why do you need this many houses. She's so if i'm a problem you're just gonna get rid of me five links in one second blinks and he's like why would you say that because your last wife died under mysterious circumstances and Was exumed sir. And that's allegedly. I read the solemn the internet. Poor mary she's been really relegated to the sidelines. And just seemed sort of weird on a first season that someone would get pushed to the side like this. I guess people are saying online that she wasn't originally one of the central cast members. She was supposed to be a friend of and and then she got promoted. They probably have to shoot a bunch of stuff after the fact kind of like that one season of real housewives of new jersey When they decided to bring like. And what's her. Faith jacqueline back like mid season so they had to shoot all these scenes and make it look like these happened concurrently with the rest of the show when clearly they happened. You know months later. That's probably what it was like yesterday. Listed vibe yeah. This is all just shot. In one day in a closet into kitchen you don't think from the blender to the closet from the closet to the blender and back then and ron shopping they gather. Hey honey honey cheese. I'm on a dairy free. Sugar free gluten free diet. Like i will have the fun of being on a dairy free sugar. Free gluten free diet is being able to tell people on a dairy free sugar frequently free diet. That was a rush. He's like i. I wanna make meltwater mom sick a hand. Oh and i mean who the fuck do you think your son is. Do you even know your son. Why would you ask him if he wants cheese. I barely know the kid. And i would tell you. The kid does not want cheese. Okay well she may have thought that he was like a wine and cheese. Gay blake like an anagram like dropping by garden have wine and cheese may be put on some show tunes or to talk about like a gallery opening but no she has a future circuit parties. Wink who i'm sure. We'll be spotted on gays over cove at one point and he's like i want like noodles but not super carbohydrate noodles like i want those veggie chips but i just made count chips salmon and chicken jerky ow that for dogs because that sounded really good. I also like at one point. He reaches into a freezer. And it's all. I want the ease and reaching for chicken nuggets but right below it. Was this big thing of ice cream. That just said on it and i was like i feel like this is something that ronnie would appreciate. I appreciate like a subliminal signed from the universe. You like something. Just doesn't make him feel more self loathing even though he's totally beyond skinny just knowing. I'm surprised it wasn't didn't say. Did somebody pathetic fat boy. Ice cream and purpose. That was savage. That's such a thing isn't it. I mean no matter. How skinny you are. You open the freezer section and all you see is fat boy staring back at you like oh i want that ice cream but it's calling me And the game is going into a supermarket and declaring that you're on three different types of diet and you're gonna make a spa water out of men and you wanna low carbohydrate noodle and then the first thing you do is you go into a freezer. Any regions of the way way way back to find the one thing of chicken nuggets. That is the gas thing. Yeah homo critical. Yeah so then we go to the shah shah and she's planning a big double date with someone named big daddy. Big daddy's don't do bravo they really don't And i feel like that's the ice cream calling him fat boy. You know you've as needed to name him big daddy. You know what. That's just calling him slip. What about Just just Little gov indeterminate size daddy. Why don't you guys call him Gluten free dairy free sugar. free natty. How 'bout want your do men's water daddy. Modern data so serious like yeah. That's my dog. You speak daddy. We're gonna hook them up with heather. That's my dog and he flake. Yeah just ride that sparked baby suri says a lot of coach things that i don't really understand but i think they're really funny like he's constantly coast coaching gen all season having really sitting on the bed. He's like yeah right. That spark baby he just after the season's over it just kind of like tumbles his regular life. He's like okay. We're going to nickel formation into this restaurant. All right end zone defense. We need some man. Defense rainy man defense on big daddy. Okay all right. What what you're gonna do you're going to line up. You are going to get it in the hokey end now. Could you just pump your gas and leave. We need a shirley temple in the slot please. So meanwhile wouldn't he news at her house her very very white house I'm saying that not like it. Looks like the white house. And i'm not saying that because she's very white as a person i'm saying because it's just very white in there and she's also very wide as person she's as a person you probably designed. It was designed by that dream house. Dream house duo. That's on netflix. We did that. One episode there in utah. Yup they are there. Like i have an idea all white white people this way you could just disappear so anyway. So whitney's half-brother will over the houses just like sets of floating is passing like how our those cheetos holding themselves out. Really people get really spooked when they see drawings appearing in the middle of the air and they realize that someone building a whiteboard the walls literally have is okay so she's setting up. Because i am going to try to get well my half brother who i have out chemistry with sexual chemistry with and then my angry other sister he says don't see very much but we are going to talk to that about alcoholism. Okay waiting. I'm sick of it. Okay to do something else with your mouth. Congrats on your dad. Going through therapy. I don't need this a whole every episode. I wanna drink coming off of the the the the the group therapy double double whammy so Comes over with. He comes over with that awkward energy of like. He's like literally walking like frankenstein. It's sort of energy. That's like. I want to jump my half sister's bones but i'm on camera and i also have a family so i can't. I'm just gonna walk franken. Scientists show that have no interest in doing that. House looks beautiful. You aren't the only person here by its fan. So she's like my typical. My mormon family is not your typical mormon family. We have multiple marriages multiple batches children. And when my dad became addicted to drugs it even further divided my family. Which makes us just crazy me. So by the way i wanted to your small update on something. That's not important to anything in the world but Last week we were joking about. How was it. Heather or jan. Someone said that. Utah's known for like you know two things. One of them was that The girls and you talk and the girls can you talk breed and they can dance. And you're like okay. But according to dominic my choreographer boyfriend he actually confirmed that he said the best answers. Come from utah. So there you go there you know. Yeah utah utah utah. You can dance so utah think you can dance so you think you can now. We're not saying that. Whitney condemn covers correcting ourselves so utah. So whitney's like we. If you are ready we can get together with that. 'cause they felt it. They felt that it was necessary to cut to a flashback of talking to this day. This is a big thing with whitney this episode. I felt like every conversation that when you started. The producers would freezes screen and the new like rewind effect judas earlier like we could've gone to two days earlier but they just gave whitney lot rewind so she's like because she asked for so many takes slow so surely wants nothing to do with that two days ago with dad so we're back and because of my dad's addiction and has been ten years since my dad well and have been together so i'm ordering one order of fried calamari to share between everybody thai food. Maybe it's tie. Calamari members sat in thai restaurants. That's true she goes. I slave away all day on this thai food. You just got whitney because what that tub of orange liquid was floating in your kitchen so whiten here. There's pad tires pattaya alien ship coming out whitney whitney. I don't patsy you so the dads like hey. We got a lot of good stuff to catch. Pound guys. Good stuff to catch up on just makes me so sad. I'm sorry he makes me so sad because she's like well aside aside from the whig wig still doesn't make any sense to me but like everything he does is literally like every melodrama of ever seen light. It's gonna be great going forward. I mean everything's great everything's great i'm like which which actor is going to have a surprise oscar. Turn playing that in a movie the next five years. Because that's going to happen mickey mikio work or mickey work whatever. His name is doing the wrestler right. Like someone's gonna play this guy is you'd be like roblo and he's gonna get an oscar. You're so cute to think this movie's going to get a the show is going to get a movie. Wow that groundbreaking real housewives of salt lake city. Let's give it a bill. That always looks terrified to me. Like his is always kind of open and scared and looking back and forth and then his head's always like post really back to give that like single chin neck thing. I don't know how. Yeah look. I'm making right now. He's from his face. That's the sound of his face so like he is talking to. You looks like he's an alien three. When tamra barney opens her mouth and a little tamra barney comes out of it and uber space. It looks like he's like coming face to face with that. The russian doll version of tamra barney. so yeah she's like it is crazy. My family dynamics. It antennas functional. But i'm hoping we can move onto night so say comes over and you know the status obviously fucked over the kids because they are having him at all like will inspire both like High and he's like. Oh gosh you're have mater on behalf. Oh shit appreciate that. Appreciate that choline. Drink twenty shake whip opening your wallet. Say whip up your wall. Yeah and so several living for five days a etcetera etcetera and his family. No no our family was great. We we had a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. I'm like yeah they probably did. And you know what they're probably thinking right. You've you've ruined it. You know obviously is in the throes of addiction. Which is you know. it's it's a disease or whatever. I don't know how we classify at these days. But we understand that he's not himself. But i'm just saying that you know those kids are like please talk to us about how we had great memories when you were the one who caused developer as like you know. That's why i'm here. Because i do have good memories of that and wilson. Yeah well we got a little track record with you. We dad kind of a track record. You know you you come around and you give all this talk and then things just kind of fizzle out and then the dad likes. He gives that terrified. Look to whitney like a little help. That's that's what he gets there and wills like honestly that you are you make me so mad. I would walk out right now. Except when he's giving me an erection. So i'm just gonna sit here until it passes can't stand up right now. That okay chemo. Stand so when he's i can't advocacy what he's saying though because you know like now like actually the time you're going to do it and she tells us that the brother and sister feel very abandoned but you know they're going to work through it and the dad's telling him about sober living and just coming here gives him huge motivation you know he's like i mean what. They told me what they told me. There is that you know you guys leaving. All this stuff happening really was a good thing because you know. Put me here in this place right now. And they're just looking mlive on. That's been who told you that the like we appreciate that we appreciate this attempt. Silver lining But we are not going to accept that thank you. They're not really having it and so he invites him to come group. And it's called a group so we have. We'll look forward to that in three episodes back from vegas. I'm sure is super sad. It is sad it is sad but it's also like it's sad but it's now been playing out so much that like there are things that are making you chuckle about it. Which is like dad. Like thing things like that where you can just know. The kids are so angry at him so now we go over to the rails of salt lake city could cina tuscon. One one of the listeners wrote on facebook like oh my god another seen cuccia has gone. I'm going to know the entire menu by the time. The season is over so heather comes up looking like she's gonna be in a casino moranga casino pechanga. What does that casino longo. Morongo as a is that pechanga. That does that. Don't live in southern california this region. No we're talking about. It's like a local casino with the most annoying radio themes hung ga. It's most while we have. There are some ear worms here in california. Probably the number one year Is keys on van nuys skis skis skis. Gays on van. Is there now. The holy vine is mine. Eight seven seven caw national. That's national. I hate that i hate. That one's so much. I'll tell you which one i do like. Oh please no. that's great. one. That's touching at is attaching so motion all most no casino So heather says that her a double date and Jen tells us. I love heather. That's my girl. And i've been thinking about the hot springs. What she said to me terrified of losing her a relaxed. Kathy coli everything changes but come on. I want her to know her. And i want to spend time with their so. I'm going to her up with big. Daddy are your hearings hurting your face. Season swinging her head around. He's telling somebody off and she's not like you're doing. You're just doing a normal diary room session. Jen's doing like performance friendship right now where she's just going to do some things that where she can say she did something great at that actually like putting the effort to know whether or not it's going to be well-received so she's doing that thing that when she gets in a fight next week she can be like after everything i've done for you next week today. Gasoline yesterday right now at this moment. So schrief is excited because big daddy is a good dude. He's really excited. He does call him big easy and the show kind of clocks heather. Heather keeps calling him big easy but schrief actually calls him big easy so i understand her confusion so now heather. This is a safe place for your jiffy up Yeah i'm setting up with big daddy. I'm the billionaire matchmaker. Big big daddy. Easy is not a billionaire. He works with teenagers in pennsylvania. Not to say that. That can't be a billionaire but uh he's giving me non billionaire energy. I'm getting strong. Don billion dollar energy non billion dollar matchmaker strong non billion dollar energy so he. He's adorable by the way he shows he's adorable and he he sits down and heather is just got a boehner just because she see while she's like he's tall. He's dark he's handsome and he's alive so she's happy there's a there's a heartbeat so she's like hope how could she through your hat down immediately. I love that hat. Angels through it dow comet over there lady. she's acting like they just brought her in a male prostitute. Like toss around all night. Her flirt game is very aggressive but also centered around inanimate objects like with that guy at the party a few weeks ago. She was like oh. That's a nice projector. I've really liked that projected you project a lot of things or whatever it was like she'll just object on the table and somehow make that flirtatious. Also so you put your fork on the left highlight. I like you ever put it on the right. It's weird right. It's kinda hot too Yeah she's like the carrot top of being so the guy she orders the titas and water and then big daddy. Easy orders. Cranberry and orange and she's like. Oh my god. I mean what would that shirley temple i mean. I guess i'm still open to a great game. Eight but god first of all nada shirley temple a second of all second of all. I love the way. He stared at his drink like there. Was this weird moment. Where like the entire world fell away from big data and it was just him and this cranberry and orange juice and he just was staring at like my precious billionaire. Non billionaire energy. Like he's never seen that. I'm going somewhere fancy. So i'm going to order something. Fancy it's going to be as mix and he's oh my god they actually did it. That was a strong non billionaire and so heather's mocking gam. she's like. Oh what's that pretty little drink. And she tells us big. Daddy seems to be drinking like a big baby. Everybody's out to prove that they're like rebel. Mormons you know yeah. It's kind of funny on the heels of a of whitney's dad's see and we have had there being like drinking like a big baby like well. You don't really know what big daddy story is. So so the gentrys the cell heather and she's tried to sell heather in the most like linked in way possible. She goes what i love about. Heather she disrupted the med spa world and meanwhile easy still staring his drink like. Wait a minute. Is this a carrot in my drink. I don't think i've ever had a carrot my drink welcome coochie morongo. The crazy world of gone with experimental cuisine enters your cocktails. Now he orders a sprite and heather's like mortified and it's like so what do you do in pennsylvania and he says well the central thing that i'm really evacuated is transition players from one kind of life to another kind of life. And it's like. Oh so your academic. Because like well. I'm really glad you asked me that. The stuff that doesn't have a box and then he tries to sell now listen. You're coming on bravo. Now is definitely the time to sell your product. I don't know like this though. I mean he just poor guy just keeps going and getting go and he he gets like the dumb of shame where he's talking into this person stupid. This person stupid music. I'm a multiple cuts. Were they'll cut like one word out of his sentence but make it look like it's three hours later. Yeah so he goes on and on and on and then heather has clearly lost interest and gentry wanna go salsa dancing later and keep of course wants to stay for vert which also again not not billionaire. You're feeling like he's trying to milk. Every last drop of this. You know bravo sponsored meal. He's like come on. I had a carrot in my drink. I've been health so others like you can just get on the way big easy and i was like. Oh my god. Heather hates him and she still like. We're boning right. I just sat through all that. We're having sex right so jet so big daddy and schrief walk off and jen's like so. What did you think about big daddy. Heather's like he's so nice which as we all know is code for them at my face. I don't like him i didn't. She's like well did a nice thing inviting me to the sober tedtalk so that was a disaster. So then we go back over to whitney's house and Her kids have aboard. I wouldn't use like don't really around. The house with chips. Sister was funny was flying now. I guess you'd see that. I guess you would see the daughter because she's a redhead research. she's like. I have grown up in a dysfunctional family. Yes whitney we know. Whitney's just been tried to perfect this one model on the first episode. She really has been. And one thing i've learned is the number that you let things go the worse. They become rewind rewind. And now it's whitney talking to just at about doing a girl's trip to vegas and all that yes like. I'm not a fan favorite right now and it is a risk in fighting everyone but we need. I will text the girls a little. Little whitney texting the girls and so she's texting the girls but meanwhile her daughter's putting some sort of like chocolate powder and dirig- wrangling large chocolate. That i didn't know that my childhood was onscreen. Girls respond whether they respond. Just how you think they would have their like create it. I'm so and like yes. Just as long as i'm the ceo of fine. That's generous spots. I was cracking up. I'm barry last night. we only my scene. I can probably mean. I'm just saying. I have to make sure the house as well signed with man's for for brooks's meals I've got a lot of. I'm eating cheese over here. And i guess i can train me. I'll have to see. I have a scheduled sloppy kiss with saf this weekend. See if i can push that. So mary tells us she asked is jen. Going and whitney says she is married. Like i love. I love vegas. But you know i have a beautiful home in vegas. Yes mary we. Now you're getting sadder by the episode. It's getting to watch mary. She's literally just sitting in her closet ago wearing like a different brand designers all over her. It's fucking sad man. It is at i really. I hope that she is brought back for season two and they give her more to do because by far the most fascinating cast member. But she's just been in her closet having smoothies and having charlotte dot up bring her tray or whatever. Yeah i can't go in with jen okay. Let's put it this way. I would rather in a plane with mice than with jen. Oh i don't like rodents. I don't like him when you better look under your clothes shot. You'll find your closet. We pull away from his closet. You just hear ago okay. Well i can try out different shoes. This is the saddest set of ever seen saying something. She's basically hashem right. it's time for commercial. It's time for crap show. 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I need to think about it. Let me get back to you. And by that i mean i'll never get back to you. I love that about me. so then. Lisa calls meredith engine. Wendy taxi oun interesting. Thing is shy started the problem. John created the other province because she was repeating. She should have talked about when i talk to her. And she saying that she and john have talked and rozan flings and he did net pink responsibility. She just fainted in one's a show. We want to hear about hibernate. Apologized to me. That polars my mind. Now or i'll just slip that in there i'll go but i don't want i don't have it in me. For any more drama i'm already standing at a diagonal position and i don't know if i can make my body needle go any further you. I'm gonna go only because i'm gone about nineteen or to thank browse than i haven't used yet. I'll go but only because brooks is on this crazy triple diet. And he's become a might nightmare mother. Did you leave the microwave on last night. Mother that's possible. Because i am snitching bad. Flush the toilet. How how do you. Are you doing something vegas so heather trying to pick out clothes for vegas and wow it's like picking out clothes really for any anything They're just these like really tacky. Who cares so. She's like animal. Print racer strives. I mean you are really worried about your mom bringing khomeini daddy for you so not mormon to say that salamat martin and there was just an whitney and justice. So you're really going as if like. She's decided that she wants to attempts to ride a motorcycle across the grand canyon. So she's like she's like yes. I am going but i haven't heard them lisa yet because well good luck you're gonna need it. You know going to a wonderful fund vacation destination. You're gonna that luck. Yup and breakfast helping meredith and sec. I think on-call the over the show. I love the sheriff ya. Will you need shoes link. That's when you're on your fina wotton van gas. Why would i ever do that. Only go to vegas. Mother only know about vegas. The prosecution capital of the world like well. Actually i don't know if that's even true and second of all that's really all you know about vegas brooks i know. I think it's funny that they're not the mormon fat family who just moved here not that long ago. And he's like the most mormon out of everybody's grows that woman was improper in. My house is prostitutes. He really is very prudish. It's hilarious. I also but i liked about meredith. And this little micro scene was that her batteries were running low. So she was like just speaking was like very walk ball. Mike could we get some delays here for meredith greg. We're losing her charge. Quick just paint on thicker eyebrows. I mean she comes up at one point and she looks like two circular driveway on her face her in the middle of her head and go all the way back under her wig. What are you do. It is a little strange to go under way. Hype girl for detroit basically. I'm the one who gets along with everybody. So the girls get to the airport at is still mad because While she finds out here that. Lisa's going ahead and being an will meet them in vegas but basically we need to be at least never got back to her. So she's all pissed so then they hop on their plan which they get on their southwest plane which no judgment. I mean if we're going from salt lake city to vegas. Yeah you take southwest like burbank to vegas take south west of course but the funny part is they get there like all dressed up. And then they're like sitting in the middle of the southwest flight and then. There's this shot of whitney tossing her hair and slum oh like welcome to the glamorous life. I'm like you're on south west. You're literally like can you call. She's like tossing air as if she's on lalas. Pj right now so had. There's like well as good mormons. this is everything. We're not supposed to do campo drink to battery. It's a mormon girl side of the dark side of the mormon girls. Dark side more prostitution than ever imagined is the capital you know told you mom so adamant hang out of get back to salt links out that this is funny to me. So they'd land the empty. The vegas airport has ever been by the way and they get their limo and guess what they had to get a separate car for all gen. Shaw's it's hilarious. Also it is kind of crazy. 'cause they're just going to be there for two days but you know it's classic household's antics too much luggage. We meet different limo now. So whitney's like. I am going to call lisa as a person from is functional family. I should be call these soci- calls and the love that's lease. i love that beep. I guess she's not there. Lisa calls meredith and saying out slowly is absolutely trying to make a statement. It is rude and it is selfish. of course. She is going to make this about herself and she tries to like at least impersonation abusers like is that your lisa and she goes well. I can't look like i'm talking taking shit and being sexy at the same time you just got with. Need to remind on that one. La la la la bub-bubba metoo seconds ago doing it. You can't let me leeson wearing the car almost anything. I don't know my eyebrows Let me say oh you know what. I'll probably be there like. I don't know twenty. I man love that. And whitney's like south east side. You are in vegas ends. You are coming. So i've worked on here with me so it's giant ya. I've been touching kinda thank you and i. It's so great to be here working with you. Seen for me brands. Hi chris shares gattaca womb chairs. Ya so i know for a fact. That lisa is still matt whitney and how. I'm not really okay with whitney k. And then We see below. She said she was scared of me. I don't know why. I didn't say that you know what's left. Not stemming adamantly behind adamantly behind because i've never sat and you know what i would love to go to vegas because i would love to hear has. She says that i loved it. I said that can to hear that. So yes so then that number back. We're back present and jen's base. I think it's john who says she says this. Basically lisa's way of saying thumbs up with the biggest like yeah jan. We figured that that's what we've been talking about jim. I forgot i had forgotten about the thumbs up on the south. That's like fuck you. Yeah oh that's right up fuck you totally forgot about that and then the driver was like ma'am. I'm going to buckle your seatbelt back there. I'll those are just my eyebrows or not. It's not a seatbelt. I'm actually buckled in So they get to the no mad last vegas and did she know i've walked. Almost i looked at at one time. When i was the i was planning i did. I did it vegas with some friends about a year and a half ago and it was unrealistic contenders but then my friends said the rooms are very small there so we decided not to go okay but then i'm sort of sad because i would have loved to been greeted by these two people who look like they've been transferred from like the lobby of a haunted mansion and and put a nice clothes because they meet them in the lobby. These readers and this guy has like a little note and he goes. Thank you ladies. It's an honor you're here now that you've arrived. Please lend us your ear. There's no southie ache but no shortage of said his serreze with badly. Let vegas strappy crans. And then they're all just staring at him like it gets a big smile and so they start laugh. They start clapping for him. He's like thank you thank you. Thank you might who what okay question. What shifty queen. Nomad set up his friend. Have this moment out. You know what you should do. You should do a palm when they get here. They get so funny. Who did that to this guy. Who who set him. Up for this yeah. It's like how size onto degrading damning. It and then his friend is just like the lady just like i told him that wouldn't work if we didn't have clap and bats back to work six square so heather. I'm so tired. This guy spent more time crafting up home for vegas. The belly deaden his proposal to me a mormon. Save out by the way yeah. I'm just glad we didn't cut two billion just marinating and his hot tub. So then i need some shots that i need random shots billy just alone in that hot tub just smoking and raising up so then to win. They're walking to their rooms and he's like i have a special surprise in and our brigand go exotic car racing. It's gonna be fun and gems like. oh well. i have a surprise for heather you know. And it's an appointment and long story short. Basically gen hijacks the plan a little bit and she and heather doing something else. Which was gonna. Leave whitney with lisa and meredith for this race car thing. Yeah karmic race. Everybody's like unpacking and trying on the dumbest sunglasses they could possibly find like everyone in this episode is really stupid sunglasses. Sorry yeah said. I don't care how much it costs k. The dumb yeah and so now. Lisa's america's room and. I'm so glad you're here. I don't know anyone and nation especially whitney on how. I'm getting tobacco us but when i'm going us all anyone is in no is i've got bronze and teams and bronze and teams and beat as a here a christopher. I just had to work on things. He had to check things with my time. I got dot plants. You had somebody get that tab and since my room links back love that over going driving love that you know. Not the change my shoes. That's i shy ya. You may not believe it but at first shar for then. Whitney is just talking to heather about how. She's hoping to use this as a chance to talk to meredith and lisa in the wake of that hip hop party and liz as like. I mean. think about that every time. I'm around whitney. She has a problem with me. I why problems it doesn't make sense. I don't love that and then we got a montage kapalua. Did you like my body. Does here bartenders. Had they not much fun at my party coulda blew up. You know. I feel chest bank you every time we go to lunch together. The charge so then meredith is like well. Any was shelled only normal the day and counter hair and she torn down one of the limo driver. South seems like everything's all right with her. No i'm sorry okay. But that's not gonna work for you. Know what she never gave him not sorry what. She caused that problem at the party. Would that have been any problems if she hadn't said the problem with janet tot cough. Well jan claims to be my friend and she says negative things behind my back. Hold on i just got and text from brooks and says meant nine one one. Okay i have to go back axis considering cheese and you gotta get. I gotta get. Everyone needs to have a cab for their words and actions. That we see whitney and how they're talking about it and heather is so sick of hearing me. Just say the same thing over. Winnie's say well. I want to explain to her what i was trying to do. Yeah you're mad that lease it didn't show up at the airport and then called mary than steady. Yeah yeah heather's big surprise she. Jen is taking heather to a private shoe shopping experience. Yeah and because. I love you so much here. It is okay. Closer is clear is okay three to one shot mazing and then we see more people from the haunted mansion. This time is dora and dominik. We're like wash that on dominik. Looks like he feeds on clerks from the blasio. What the hell dude was in the nomad creepiest hotel. He's like welcome your own private shopping. Don't worry you're hip hopping you. Try on shoes. you'll never lose ladies. Get your fee. That i'm sorry. It's feeding time. Swallows the busboy. And i like it was like private luxury experience but it felt like it was like a bar that was sort of roped off and the rest of the lobby. Like you could just hear the lobby. The entire scene is like oh. This is not luxurious at all. And she's like this. I get all of my exclusive secret. One of the kinds had are really really so you come here all the time for. I believe the bar poise jen back. So they're all trying on stuff and they're like really into these shoes out. These big bows on them. And stuff and jen gets into this like bright green suit kind of thing and then she's like on the bars like do i look like a fern. Yeah you liked. His can't buy my kids because my plastic surgeon retired together one was in the market for. I think there's doing pretty well on the tip department by the way. I don't think she needs your help. So and also suggest a bad friend who takes shopping because heather tries on this pink dress and it's horrible and she's just she's looks like a mormon pepco biz mall mormons. Let's get this small like a jellyfish landed on her chest like anything. No in our terrible. I did not like that at all so an engine pulls off the bar which felt good then. Now go over to the race. Track and lisa meredith a win. You're out they're they're going to the track and or there's some yeah they're not the hook the nomad and so there's any awkwardly sick. Skip to see. Are you ready. this is my job. I love my mom. I love rates guys so they get into the car and it's really awkward mariners. Just looking on the phone. I'm looking for some cheese delivering through well cranks and everyone's in big stupid huge sunglasses and whitney's like this awkward s. Say that thank you. Heather had rather be at church right now. And that's saying something g she like in this awkward silence. She's like look to the backseat at meredith and meredith. Just gives her just like the coldest fake smile pursed lips like like like. Don't look at me. i'm and i meant emergency in. Yeah so what were you doing in here anyway. Lisa working for my brand. I'm just working for my brand. Oh my god. that's sinus. Lit up early have that billboard turned down driver. Do we have of those hybrid stores. So i had no idea you were here alive. Thought you knew. I was already here. Y'all hey i used to go to the larry miller truck because patrick dempsey's tim raises there and like i'm a big metro van. Do you like what juryman your dempsey. Yeah patrick dempsey. i'm sorry. I call him tennessee. I've slated for so long it. Just his last name dot se anyway. It's a rush. it's a rush lady without a tv. I am excited to have cool cars but racing intimidates outcome on. What nub gotta take this. Hey erin erin. Sorek game great show about the white house thanks great maybe we put it in a plant store this side thinking plaster. Aaron sorkin all right to work there. Hey can we stop. at mcdonald's. This was richard mulligans favorite. Mcdonald's can we stop here. I know him as mulligan guys might know him as richard mulligan. 'he hey that gas station diner. Manaf used to go there all the time. She go there so they arrive. And it's a luxury cars. I love this is my kind of parking lot so this ladies. We're gonna have some fun today. We were going to get you. Dressed in racing suits. Isn't that wacky ladies in racing suits. We'll do it. So i drive up. Harsh ecorse panera. Bread in re-live. What do you think about that. What should i drive. I drive the thraw that because carts. Her favorite place is a pan-american panerabread. I met sarisi cards for those of us that knew. Hey john arden. She loves to drive a miata. Germany those despite the fact that the last person i want to be hit us and like driving high performance cars out so they get changed into suits like racing suits and the guys like. Have you been she. Yeah i love. I love you guys have not heard us holocaust connie celicas. She loves racing. I put up with whitney for so they start driving. And whitney's yeah. I'm fast on so not mormon right now. I'm going to fastest. Just tell yourself you're on the way for renewed all right. Brex needs his bend step on at all right. We're coming to you. i'll wait. it's a loop sorry not speeding to you but this loop have lisa. Driving is driving seventy miles per hour which admittedly in life is fast but ana racetrack. It's very slow. And she just driving and the car pro. The professional driver nicer is so funny. He sounds almost like he sounds like an automated checkout system. An automated system is like just scan your items. You can scan your items now. You can figure pure items on the thing scan it scan it. Are you still there. You can scan it now go faster. Guess on it. And she doesn't seem like wow. This is so they're damage like That was fine. So i appreciate you both coming. Because i haven't had a chance to file out. I know i know you haven't had a chance to follow up crazy. You haven't even had a chance. Sorry or anything it's crazy. Yeah and she's like well. I literally was like trying to have a conversation with jen and then heather came in hot. And that's my loss control mic. Please stop blaming either. Have you were taking forever. And how they're just like yeah. They're scared of it. Because you were gonna say that anyway so this is not others vault whitney. Do you mean when of bri. Because i was confusing to me because you have something to tell her about us when we were standing right there like oh yeah to look over and you would have seen the really pretty sisters and you would have been like that thumb stem. And whitney's like what i wanted to tell was that i was surprised when i talked to mary. Well that's great assault. Are i mean it was the greatest. Sell the closet lady lady in her closet at lake. Mary is my friend loved mary. But you know why married doesn't speak for me now mulligan. That man can speak he. Can he can speak for me and so contrived honestly i love them both. I'm sorry no. I don't mean richard dreyfuss i meant the actual dog dr and nobody's speaks for me except for me and occasionally barracks and seth and usually just them or my daughter will ever. I mean. I heard that. I was afraid of her and i was like. I didn't say i didn't say i was afraid of. I mean the corner with shotgun trampling gas but it was just part of my brand was. Listen that i have from night court on the phone. Like oh my god. I'm so scared. Yes it's my brand. And i take full accountability for that good because you know about their side conversations happening and it's easier to go to the source like what do i wanna drink meredith. What is she liked to drink. No ask me dyin kyle. That's what it is. Come to the sars. You would have gotten the wrong drink right now. Listen i forgive is like the time. I've so betrayed by tina yavuz and i was like. Why don't you drink kia as she apologized and i was like i love that. Here's movie that's akilah air ain't done to move foreign in have so then we go back to the shoes. They're still in the shoe store and have this daycare engines drinking which means troubles on this way down the pike there. Is this really weird moment. I don't know if you noticed this the way. This scene began has like jenn. Thank you for doing this for me. This was amazing and then we got a close up of the shoes and out of nowhere. The music one data that and then it just like went back to the scene. I was like why did this. She is get their own musical thing right there i think because she had so many. She bikes got so many shoes. Because there's like we're getting the same thing but you're getting like twice as many as me. So how do you think whitney surviving. When i met with pizza. I can tell you this. She was not happy and she was adamant that she did not say any of those things. But it doesn't really change. That whitney was really just trying to look outfit. Yeah but you know what she doesn't understand. You can't bring stuff out and not closure on it. Okay 'cause otherwise. Lisa's swat. her meredith is going to eat her. And i'm gonna her up and spinner out. Don't you realize that's terrible. That's terrible that that's what these people will do. And in the meantime the music's going oh it's like full salt lake city over like oh and others confused. She's like why are even talking about this. They embraced in a really country bathtub like they embraced dirty bathtub water. Why are we still talking about this. Was you know what the second she opened her mouth at my party bitch. Open your mouth at the wrong party. Okay i'm still hurt. And i told her out how important that was for me. And there's like so. Are you blaming whitney for youth throwing glass. So now john is like well. I feel like i've gone. I'm away for heather. Some confused as to why. She's trying to cover for whitney for not ours. The pain that i'm feeling i mean look at the things i did. I set her up with a guy who fixate on his cranberry orange juice. And i got her a haunted house shoe shopping spree and this house repays me already. I mean jeez. Big girl whitney then you need to come to the big girls table and not the kids table. Eating chicken nuggets. Okay e. caviar bitch taken a chicken nuggets. This i love salt lake. Seabrook's was brooks was triggered by that. Actually i don't want caviar. I just want meant in water. I don't eat chicken nuggets. All i see right now in this diary room session is an ice cream pie calling me. Fat man yeah jen's little disc there it was sort of getting away from her because she was like you want to be a big girl that you can then come to the big girl tape table eating nuggets afghan. And you know. We don't know elbows on the table. The biggest elbows on the big girl tables weekly. Caviar got caviar done next and then janice now yelling. How there. she's like bit. Stand up for me with winning. Okay if not stood up for you. Are you kidding me. She revenue topped off his lady. So there's like yeah. I am seeing that. Her idea of good friend is basically a henchman. You know just like pile on whoever he doesn't like like the house is on fire. And your team or your bent to me which ya pretty much. Yep and jen's like the only reason i haven't bitch slapped whitney. It's because she's your friend heather. Okay asia's your friend and had there's like well. I think that you just need to talk with her. And she's like no. You're putting your name and your reputation. The beauty lab reputation on whitney. So you better make sure whitney rose comes correct. Okay because all of us all of us because we care about you so much and that's the only reason why we're putting up with that shit so she's basically now trying to make this all headers fall for some reason. Yes she's like you choose her ass because the cool girls aren't going to hang out with you if you keep hanging out with hair all pretty much. Can't have a seat at the table with caviar. Yeah i mean frankly. I've choose the nugget table myself. I know i like happy are too. I'm not gonna lie. I've i'm busy like that. I don't know can. I have gets an caviar. Is that possible Like a bridge able. But that's heather's table you melts between the kids table on the adult table. Anyone wanna hear how crazy it is. That ex mormon is eating chicken nuggets right now. Anybody anybody chicken nuggets. Caviar is actually very vegas onto itself which is nice call back to porco. Only have to do is watch this episode. He would have figured it out. Do your food okay. Now here we are starting a little recap of real housewives of and my inter-. Yeah we're we're going to pivot role work. We're going to pivot to another vacation episode. Another going on vacation episode overrun atlanta. But before the vacation. We can't begin. We have to watch cynthia bailey driving along and realizing that her friends really are sick of talking to her. Yeah no one will. Answer cynthia's call and you know cynthia. This season is really getting on people's nerves. This is just the temperature. i'm taking on l. Internet from social media. But everyone's really hating cynthia because of her superspreader wedding and now her car safety. Just really bad okay. I know you're on a housewife but you have bluetooth in that car. It's a nice car. Why are you holding your hand calling everybody and then when nobody answers the phone she was like okay. Fine i guess. I'll text them and she starts texting while she's driving like cynthia. You need to safety class before the next season internet is going to create you. Yes she is pretty much a disaster so she's calling all the women one by one and no one's answering your phones and we are seeing what they're doing so we see candy is Face timing with riley. And marc riley's like i'm in new york and i made a friend and then kenya is She's face timing some lady about her her finger being fat and she wants to chop it off. They'll have their wedding ring on it and then we see porsche. Meditating in her backyard and porsches wearing some crazy. I don't know what it is. some one piece jumpsuit. not jumpsuit. but it's like it. Looks like someone poked her in so many different areas and she just bleeding out onto it. This is terrible. This is terrible. And with ralph andrew. We only have two kinds of caesar either fighting. Or they're pretending that they're the best couple ever and today the best couple ever seen so they wanna go see the new house but he's about her escooter because she hurt her ankle. I don't even remember her having an ankle problem. And i think that's now now that i'm saying that i guess i kind of remember her limping. It's not a good time for the season. When i'm like. When did she heard rankle. She remember she she like she was in a cast when she joined the cast. So ralph is like hey so you know how you're always complaining that you can't go out and be with me when i go on jobs which is already kind of a passive aggressive way to start this sentence. I got you a scooter nathan. Go everywhere i would now. I remember she broke her. She hurt her ankle when she was playing opposite. Leon in something yeah our her achilles or something so now he got her a scooter so she can go everywhere. Which feels condescending. In some way. I can't put my finger on it but it just feels condescending and then they do like you said this like oh my god. We're so happy. I've got a scooter and i got my man all that stuff. Yeah it's really hard for me with this couple. I'm officially breaking up this couple point. Stick to sticky. You not even going to talk about the dynamics of your relationship. Because i'm over it so she's gonna have a party before the vacation for all the girls because she's missed so much filming so she starts calling people and inviting van and everyone's says that they're sure but then she calls candy and candy psychic. Hello candy just making sure you're available to come to my house for this dinner party and candies like sir board with you. She doesn't even want to answer the phone candy. Just did the equivalent of like closing the the front door very slowly and looking at like looking through the front doors you close it very slowly on a salesman She also drew says one of the reasons why she's having the party. Is that way people can see the house before they move out of it. I'm like that. Is that a thing that people do like last looks first and last looks for a house holding you. Know we're we're outta here. Everybody come by yeah. It was weird so then we go to a restaurant and it's like rating super hard and kenya shows up literally looking like a swiffer we say we we make that joke every now and then but she literally looks like my my swiffer dot com dusting pad. And it's raining. It's just like throws her umbrella down just randomly and then latorre comes and she just throws her umbrella down like everyone has a lot of umbrella privileged. Like i'm just going to drop my umbrella wherever and someone else is gonna have to figure out where it goes. So kenya tells her that for this trip. She's got a house and she's bringing the nanny and the baby so she's ever branch for us to fly private and she's like you know it doesn't make sense because a small plane is one thing but having all the ladies fly private is like fifty grand and i'm not spending fifty grand. Yeah i think actually sort of makes sense A they're going to be going to a place called is palm and basically Any other thing that happened right before. This is that kenya's like well. I'm going through my stuff. And i don't need these anymore. I can't fit into them. And so she gives toya's letoya some on some lingerie latoya's sniffs it like we are flirting on just like this is like nonstarter storyline. Yeah i'm kind of looking at this season as a transitional season. I'm really hoping that this is like you know it's kobe. Let's let everybody get to know each other a little bit better in the next season's going to be amazing because this is going to need some work so the producers like so. How are the girls going to react. You taking a private plane. And she's like well if they don't like the arrangement i'm sure they can have a blacker platinum card or gold. Well you know what. I can't even say that because some of them have really bad credit so then drew calls up and it's like Hey i'm having a party so you can see my house before i move out. Which i know is exactly what everyone wants. You wanna come yada yada yada and then kenya's can you basically Invites her and says she. She tells drew that she's gonna be going on a private jet ahead of time with the rest of the gang And which is important. It's important that she tells drew this because later on the plot for five episodes and also she forces an invite for latorre. The toy is here. Can she come to your parity to like. Yeah sure that would be great and the towards like thanks for the in by so yeah can tells her about the plane and she you know she's doing it because of brooklyn and Then we see her on the phone with her lawyer in rewind seen about Serving the divorce petition. Because mark is trying to tell her another thing she can't do without the baby and she can't she can't leave the country She can't feature the baby and the hair care line and because mark won't give permission for anything. Yeah the is. Her face blurred out now on atlanta. So she can't even see the baby on on atlanta so then we go over to drew and she's in her kitchen because it's the night of the big dinner party and she's wearing this like enormous long league that's like cinched areas and everything and she's with chefs love. Andrew keeps walking around and saying like we're going to show people how we do things in hollywood. This how we do things in hollywood. I'm like okay. Greta garbo like this is not like you were on the game. You're not like you know winning. Oscars you're not like the epitome of hollywood and this is not how we do things and all. This is just standard dinner. Party like this is not like wolfgang. Puck and like the governor's ball after the oscar cater waiters to run the bar. Okay calm down and you were only in three episodes of the game. I looked that shit up and also the other thing is you. Don't get credit just because you dressed up one of your bartenders like a toy soldier. That's not that doesn't automatically make a hollywood party. This is how we do in hollywood. Where's the call. Where's how party. This and ralph is committing another major sin which is for in my book. Which is he's wearing a short sleeve. Mock turtleneck which. I don't it's like it's like sort of shirt that is only available in international mail catalogs and only guys wanna showoff their muscles but also wanna feel sophisticated where it's like. It's like a terrible terrible shirt. No one should ever wear that. He's also doing greatest husband ever act low. How we're so honored to have you here and no one thing about this house. I guess one reason they're moving is that they can't hear anybody at the door like no they must. They must lose so many packages while they're just so busy bringing la to the. i mean. did you know that in los angeles. Apparently thing is a serve fish with salad. That is so hollywood hollywood. So cynthia standing out there forever and no one's answering and cynthia brought the best personal some wine from the paley yes bailey place and then candy knox and nobody here is so love yourself in. She's at the window like an urgent riley lisa. She just staring in just so angry and so she just walks in and then we see a clip. 'cause candies like well i. I didn't see her other wigs. So i don't really know what that looked like but apparently it caused some problems and then we see rewind rewind a clip of latorre just going on and on at dinner about drew's hair. Of course it tells her. Sally you coming for her week now and she's like yes yes. I am coming for her wig so then now kenya shows up and this is what i started to also notice that m- that ralph is like a soft hugger. He's one of those people that goes through gestures of hugging. But when you when you actually like think about it the most you'll get is like a light grays on your back and if you watch them hugging the women he's just like lightly he just was like a lightly embraces them and i guess it's it's corona virus understand people are tentative but it just was annoying to me. I think it's being performative hugging. That's what it was. That's what was ralph and then kenya you know. Never forget the poor. I mean i never forget the and apollo seasons guys. Kenya's like oh. Hey i remember you. I guess i'll have a champagne point that it's been like twenty five minutes of watching people walk into the foyer. Like every single person gets like their whole long scene of of driving up knocking on the door walking in thirteen of plant. Uh going on and on and on does everyone arriving so Poor circum- seem. Everybody gets their ten minutes of arrival. And then porsches like where's the toria we need-we here in kenya like no asking me made. She is when you call her. Yeah well you should be glad. She's not here because she without any kneel and tells us the way she dog this week i was expecting it to be glued on with tape showing everything. I'm thinking like a bird drew his leg. She's like what. I've met this girl like one time one time and she's going all around atlanta talking about my way like what does she even do producers like well she has a youtube channel goes is that a job so druce kind of her vibe. She's like listen. The people that i like to surround myself with are people. Who are you know it would. If my wig is messed up with tell me that my work as messed up not like go around and talk behind my back you know yes. Of course it's like well don't it's not just me. He was there. Cynthia candy were there. To you and cynthia's i thank you for dropping the entire shagari andrews like well. You can listen. Kanye came here tonight with what she's what she's doing and she's rocking it. Well you know kind of like implying. That looks like a mass. But she's rocking it as within. Everyone's laughing at the kenya basically got like a surrogate shade like or proxy shade since Letoya wasn't there the yankees like look at her and then look at me. I can wear a paper bag and we're not going to talk about the beauty department I also wanna point out another thing. That was funny to me. It was they were talking about. How ralph ralph headed like his muscles out and supporters like. oh wow. He's like ready to like lift up this table. Whatever push producers asks porsche. So how do you feel about how ralph was looking tonight. And she's like Isn't that kenya's line. Just like and then custody kennedy gone looks great very handsome so then they go in for dinner. Injury tells them that her mom's a preacher and that You know for sermons. Ralph plays the piano. And i do. Praise and worship. They're like seeing focusing for us and she seems amazing grace and she can sing and then it cuts to porsche at a reunion singing. Amazing grace fairest lovie we. We can't forget that now. It's time for dessert and is a pound cake. Minute forty five in episode. It's a pound cake has come out and Can kenya's like you know. I guess i'll have some have outdated ha and she tells them all about the trip coming up and that they're like the girls are going to be in a sprinter like a boss and andrews like well. How are you going to get their kenya. How are you going to get there and kenya. Basically kenya's with met that she's taking a private plane and while we learn that after she had that conversation withdrew at the restaurant she had texture and said by the way. Don't tell the other ladies that i'm taking. The plane. sow drew kind of just like out at her at this moment. Yeah and she's like the more. I know about drew the more i see. She's sneaky and then literally sneaking on explain golina truths like what's up with that lady like she says something on camera and then freaks out like some kind of a secret so weird like i've got my eye on her so then kenya's like well porsche was the one who gave us the idea to go on a private plane and candies like private squeak. And she's like you're so rich. Yeah so now. They're all getting annoyed and said the as like well be a little bit league. Because i have a business obligation. I wanna say what is but involves and involves going to my wine shop for the first time in six months so little bit of business application so can use like. I don't care who knows. I'm taking a private jet. I'm doing what's best for my family. And who would have anything to say about that. She's on the. She's like on the poster. I ms for taking the private jet. I know she's like she's rebranded this as like her motherly duty. I also liked by the way. When cynthia said that she was gonna be late. Porsche was like well. Maybe they can send the jet back for you so then robbed by ralph ralph two point. Oh it was like hey did you. Guys all have fond. You have fun here and are happy household did you. Don't forget your party favors little bags of popcorn. Thanks thanks so So now we have Cynthia with noel and she's packing for the trip. Which is like. Greece was cuter. Well it's also Virus india so the best you get his. I'll of palm whatever that is and then drew and ralph for having a wacky family backing bay where he's like. Don't worry about this. I've got the family thing. I mean come on. I owe you one a lot. You know me a lot of these and she's trying on clothes and she's like do you like this and he's like okay will try on another one bam route can't even keep that going for one scene. No he's i thought you'd be using your scooter born out of passive aggression by now so then porsches on the phone with her mom talking about. Pj's schedule and then candies packing taj lump as babe thick. You look thick like well. Just like i am thick asks. Her husband dies. But that's when your husband is murdered. So telling her that he's doing mike's bachelor party and he's going to get all these strippers and all this stuff and he's like why don't you get strippers. She's like for the trip and he was like yeah. Call the people that we use for the dungeon call other people ease for the dungeon party. Baby you can have strippers zip-lining in she's like okay. So not actually not a bad idea. I wonder if one of them will have a threesome with four. Santana does on having on this dream. Yeah that is true yet again. The good stuff. So now kenya's teaching. Her driver had to do a car seat and because she doesn't she never leaves her her baby anywhere let alone not even her husband and then la toya shows up on the toya's being wacky 'cause she's really trying to earn a spot the show so she lets all her luggage. Roll down kenya's driveway and into a ditch was like my luggage fell into a ditch and meanwhile just fallen off the side of the driveway like by the side of the driveway. I'm like you're so she has been not little thirsty. And she's so extra inches trying to be so wacky like you're not as like you're not as crazy as marlowe and you're not as interesting as like literally a piece of wood so just stop. Just stop how dare you. She has a youtube then. Kenya's like what have you been doing. What kind of travel have you been stirring. Because at drew's house portion came and she was stirring up trouble between you injury which of course here we go kenya. Kenya getting her minion prepped. And ready yes as she should and toyota porsche is so astra. I'm like you're the one who literally just like when bowling with your luggage down kenya's driveway. So then the girls start showing up at candy's house for the bus trip and the right over the husband's dropped mop and of course the dentists. They're when they're like. Oh soccer candy says god. That girl gets a little henny. Inner boom yup. At everyone's arriving and then there's like a quick shot of dennis just without like a hard on for todd's small penis jeep that he adds is like. Oh my god. How much did you pay for. This forty two am like just get out of my face. I want to see because you know that loud. You know it's annoying takes parking spots and it's all because todd is trying to compensate for who knows what in his life. I mean you know a little guys coming out of that jeep. Yeah i made it tracks so marlow shows up in full. et garb. she's in full Has matt the has mat-su with a mask hanging off the mask. Psa singing hop hugging and kissing everybody. But hey she starring. yeah so. Everybody basically goes on the bus. And it's really hot air conditioner. Does it work. So everybody's annoyed. And they start talking about threesomes like wacky three. Psalms drew hasn't had one she's like i have been to strip clubs with but not a threesome and ten is like answer that. Oh yeah and they're asking porsche about genesis and porsche telling stories saying how like they went to dinner and dennis was saying he can't be pissed porsche for just reacting the way she did because he was wondering cheated him. Yada yada yada and like. Oh this means that. He's doing the work his work at all So let's see here. What else do we have kenya. We go to kenya. And she's telling us that la toya tattletale said that marlowe was saying bad things about her which is an interesting move. I guess literary had to say something because that was all on camera. But i don't. I don't know that you wanna like pegged. Her entire housewives fortune on kenya was linked gonna work out while kenya just us as people to do what she needs them to do. And then she gets rid of them. This is true And letoya is not bright enough to realize that. So everyone's driving. Yeah everyone's continuing to drive and Yes kenya and kenny adulatory. Get to this house i. It's like big beautiful beach house. And and kanye tells us in an effort to cut out all the silliness and pettiness. Letoya and i decided to assign the bedrooms which is going to do nothing. But bring out the silliness pettiness. They even have like plans like plans of where everyone's going to go. And of course. Can you give marlow the worst room. And which i mean considered. It's still a pretty decent room for housewives vacation. At least they don't put her in the basement. This time. i will always greece Bad or something. I'll always remember on real housewives of miami when they went somewhere and leah black stuck in like the kid's room. It was like a sailor. Sailor better something. Like i love it. Love sailors so then Yeah so she's going to be pissed at marlow and then kenya tells us what brooklyn is spending tonight with me so i wanted to room away from the rowdy girl so then we come back to the girls on the bus and they're talking about you know kenya being on her. Private jet andrews like yes. She texted me not to tell any of you. And i was like i didn't know why you guys couldn't no. And then marlowe gets on instagram. And she's like oh look on instagram. Brooklyn's just chilling on that plane. And then porsche gets mad. Because it's the you brought your baby. But i don't get to bring my baby fight. Yeah the old classic like my cat i. Why can't we all bring our babies fight. Which is you know. We love that fight. That's like that's a. That's a real fun to watch. So that was the cliffhanger so in summary they had salad ruse place and Got into a party bus and started driving. That was the please atlanta please. I'm begging you work on it. I don't know what you need to do. Have a focus group. I have no idea what you need to do. Do something well. Atlanta was dumb because they the producers decided to make cynthia's wedding. I'm i'm assuming that's the big centerpiece of the season. But not really because everyone knows. It's not interesting and no one cares about it so they sort of made it the centerpiece but not quite and we all know. You can't make cynthia the star of the season. She's just she's supporting player. That's just what she is. And then what's going to and now like it sucks. The ratings are down. And it's just gonna give any more opportunities to be like see. The show is nothing without me with nothing without me. And it's like no it is something without you. It just happens to be this terrible season and the producers don't know what to do like right now. Yeah because it's not the first season that has been going down. I think it's i think it happened ever since that. They fired that producer and show runner when they got rid of fe. Dre you know after all that That you were going to drink scandal happened because they fired them producer the same year and they changed show runners and it's kind of been since then since the show's been really good now. This is definitely the worst. Because acog favorite wine i know i mean last season last season was a little up and down and sort of like was that it was doing overall. It was alright. It was pretty good and then after greece com just like lost its steam and kept on going for like six more episodes and was like what is it was like episodes todd and candy and todd being upset that candy was like going places and then the year before that was really weird. That was when we had eva and it was very disjointed. Well when i i think showed up and it was her first full season. Everything i agree. Everything has been transitional. Say every season. Oh this could be a transitional our first post fedral season. It's i think your theory is right. I think that they need a new showrunner. They need someone who can fix this because the people are interesting. But we're just getting bad on like dull storylines. Yeah well hope they get it together because this used to be my favorite one but guess what. We'll still be back next week with anyway. Gay we will wait will be. We will wait real wait. We'll be i mean. Listen to think an we will always be here for bravo. 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Live from Town Hall in NYC

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

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Live from Town Hall in NYC

"And this guy like handle when life gets and it's you hot handle all you need is love and boom marks. The world wrong pin up to the rooftops we want. Soon you The Best Donald read out of drooping. Yes Aw every walk best. God is still happy here. I'm just put together. People Are Holding Coffee Cup. What does like I knew? It's five really relieved to know that it's Alcoho- feel so good. I was like this audiences. This is tired tired but I'm really happy with what I've learned of. Boo cheers meals. Black coffee guys. We're so happy to be here dressed if you've seen our show before we love to wear a house wise outfits yes swirl always in like a Morgan et Sonja Morgan. New York too high crashed jumps a blue and two local jumps. What we said? We're fucking sick of that shitty fabric in our own close tonight and how little dignity now what. It doesn't feel right now. It doesn't have to say I'm very uncomfortable wearing something that actually fits. My Body doesn't feel good but I will say this. We have tried to. We tried to order what we wanted to wear was liens fifty multiple ways. John MM soon we guys. We started that search six months ago. We have paid for so many house items. That never come. We're just GONNA show you a few emails that have going back open forth between US Cynthia Bailey do you next one next one from NPR Bailey. Look at the dress. December four two thousand nineteen nothing. Not a thing that's we unlocking at. AOL Dot Com. Just in case. You WanNa know who's shipping and that she's one hundred because she still has an AOL. Uh Okay let's try. The next one address not found. We paid for those sunglasses. Are they all stored somewhere. Some are in her wine bar. She keeps opening more businesses. When my Cynthia please make good on the purchase orders you cargo bag? Where's my modeling contract? The only person that's Ns something literally overnight delivery was. Oh God bless uh-huh limb curtain cuff. I think I saw her in my ring just being like they get a lot of Lynn. Kurt Kurt Angle. You know who else send us something. Pretty much on time was Gretchen Rossi. Well we talked about that. Slade was hand delivering for a while in the late Greater Orange County area which I appreciate to me two guys. We're going to get into our show but first we have some business to attend two. We sure do like to take it down a little. We've lost someone who has passed. It's not someone we liked. And it's not even someone we know God. No we didn't rest bagged and it's honestly someone I'm terrified of but you know Oh June Diane was saying to me. We were talking about complicated issues with this world as there are many and sometimes we have to hold as she says multiple truths. We're holding multiple truths for this woman. She's horribly homophobic. God bless her she started the franchise and she's why we're here so we'd like to do a little tribute to Miss Vicki Gumbleton. In the only way we felt we could. We could mark the passage of time with her and that is through the changes of her face. I don't know what year were in California. We don't know what year what time would month it is because they're so seasons but we can tell by a a facelift where we are in time and someone else fell another fallen soldier. Yes she went out in kind of a whimper. Tamra Barney any judge gone but forgotten peace. Can I ask you guys sent me about Eddie and I WANNA ask us. Does his jaw open. I've never seen him move has like top about tm. Jay and worried. I'm worried. Did you guys watch that weird live. INSTAGRAM exchange between Cameron. Andy my bet that many people in this audience have jobs and on children and yet we all watch the live feed. Yeah we all saw together we all come off quite coherent and with a little more indignity than I recall of her really. I felt it was like a plead. I felt it was sad and sort of lake. Nick you know how when someone breaks up with you and Andy. I love Andy you know I do but he was like it was almost like he was like. It's out of my hands mistreating it. He was like this. This is happening. It's crazy it's like when Lorne michaels fired me from SNL. He was like this is so crazy really is the maybe that message was like a Rohrschack. Like however you interpret it says something about you but I found it sad and then she started crying at some endpoint but there was no tears. Tara has never shed an actual tier as anyone ever seen that anyway. I don't think I one time I'm calling up something but you know the thing about Tamra is just like she's she's no longer seeing her daughter because of the show and she's like my daughter wants one thing which is for me to get off the show but they won't be getting off the show and it's just too hard conundrum turned out to be like anybody the dinner. Yeah I'm in Spencer's sister Ni. Sydney your daughter's name. It's a great name. I was like some fucked up name name. What's her name? It's a great name. It's the name of a strong warrior who will hurt you. Oh my gosh. Well stumbled upon a little clip. These are just some hot topics for our guests but we stumbled upon a little disturbing clip of Luan Della. LS UPS with making a pretty big gaffe. It's on a cameo. I believe too so here we go. Let's get this teach special. Ed That's fabulous. I Love Love Special Ed because I'm a Jock at heart. I Love Sports. It's hard. It's hard one I heard everyone's understanding ripple pull up. It was like like it. Hit you guys a little later. That's okay ooh I once had delusion was so crazy when I first moved to break. I'm almost I have never said this out loud. I don't know how this is going to go but I was like it's embarrassed but I'm going to do this. I was like I wonder if people are GonNA think I'm Kate Moss. The like you were worried what would you do. I just moved to New York sitting on lots of things and I was like we looked so much like me. This do with scoliosis and her super miles. thiede anybody have that trouble. Didn't that happen once not once but you know what they might not want to approach. Because they knew that I would. It would be off putting to a supermarket minds that after I'd been on one time a woman comes like kind of tentatively up to me in Times Square and Mike here we go. This is just annoying and I see why people don't like it was like I heat this but fine. And she's like Ma'am you have a huge tag on your dress like we have a special guests. I'd like to point out in the audience. Before four. We bring out our very special guy please. A man who's available for photos during or after the show my father. Paul Wilson is and my. I'd like to ask my stab. MARCI KLEIN has generously offered to hold person. I take photo. I'd like to ask the people around you. Did you know you were near Paul Wilson. When you all of them you know? I think my dad has gotten more fame than than you or I. I sure people stop him. One time. One woman stopped me and I was like she was like I love your purse. Okay sure shall we bring our guests please. So we have two guests tonight but I were. I is going to discuss the cities with us. He is incomparable. He's also on Broadway Rodway right now. I'm like we are Broadway adjacent where we belong Lord. Lift us up where we belong. Yes gentlemen running our show today the tact attacked and you guys sing and I took that as a compliment. We force people to watch. Gotcha please welcome he. I don't think there is a greater housewives fan then Mr Gorgeous sweet and lovable Enthusiastic Jerry Oh Wow allow ro. Wow Wow wow just explain to the people listening at home. I'm pretty sure I'm wearing a women's t-shirt it is a women's large. We also have of course them in blue. Why we're here? We have a red sweatshirt of Carroll's last summer that I think is very they also have boots on the ground. Mike's on either side someone could. Oh sorry and a blue. Giovanni I got say guys. This women's t-shirt fits me really. I'm not kidding. Yeah it's tight or it's supposed to be tight. It's a a little loose where it's supposed to be loose. It feels good by the way. It's not a cheapo bitch. Says Shirt you guys. The high quality t-shirt how taking our stuff everything is Unisex. And how low. Oh Gordon and we have to Mike's just so you know ads Ed always before we start with Yuki quick and keep it funny and if you don't know if it's either don't come up high and ask yourself how how drunk you are and ask yourself if it's just enough or too much hi. This is very fast. Barack Obama follows Jennifer from in New Jersey on twitter last night. He's not picked up right off the bat. I gotta get did you. You discover that a friend discovered it and I checked like a minute ago and it's still true but I have so many questions and my brain is broken. Can we all band Dan together to try to get to the bottom of this. Thank you thank you looks. Looks like the ass of a monkey correct. I I mean maybe we'll just get into Jersey. Yes let's get into Jersey. It's actually crazy. I do have to tell you another little on that on that same track over Santa's Paul we get done Madeleine. Albright follows slade. You're kidding Jerry. That one I made up it was like I didn't know which end is up anymore but for a second I was like issue with us. She is I think about cancelled everybody is she jerry. What are your thoughts on New Jersey? Right now Tom This is going to upset you. Jersey has been a little slow for me as of late. What do you guys think so? Now I'm serving and I'm loving it. The most excitement we got was a little hair pulling sess- that happened a few episodes ago the trip to the hamptons eight Hampton. We're in a place where people so now what has what is not a Hampton West. We don't have to pretend well You know I'M A. I'm a big fan of guys. You know that you that really bothers you. That Westhampton thing. I just don't say that I live in Beverly Hills when I live in the valley. I never even been to the Hamptons but I just want everyone to be honest. I don't really care. It's been a little slow. They kept you know there was a little bit of an argument. They kept cutting to like a Little Cup of salsa that spill. It wasn't that big of a deal like he wasn't even with a bowl of salsa. I do appreciate though because the after the fight like it would have rocked me. Marge is like well. I'm going to finish my meal. It's just like I'm a hungry. They are never not cutting the margin. This would be me just being like just like I'm not going to not eat it. I I have to say though. Jerry felt like Jennifer thing was like. Yeah I wanted to get your attention. I threw salsa you like it was no big deal. It's not great though J. I just find it to be a little bit slow. I don't listen I watch a Lotta Bravo Fan. What shows I vacillate between in what I think is the most exciting show of the moment and currently on Bravo? I believe Bandra pump is really what gets canceled soon. It's firing on all cylinders right now. We I think if lost a couple cylinders how are these. He's GonNa get together opposites attract. I WANNA say something back at Jersey. 'cause back to what you were saying about Jennifer is like I think her whole vibe is anytime. She's yelling at someone she's like. I'm trying to help you so she was trying to tell you your cheap because I've tried to help you. Maybe you didn't know which is a strange days absolutely insane to tell someone. They should spend more money on their kids kids birthdays. You don't agree I do. I pointed to be a little insipid these days just to touch. Oh what what is the post to before so sorry I just went to the source. Dot Com came here. Yeah I was like what are you Camille with your pernicious than what's it the SAT. It's just a little slow for me. I talk to poorly Orley about shows because I'm sure it'll turn around and also I know I'm watch what happens. Live two weeks ago and a caller called in and abuse producers in the audience right now a random caller called in super random. And sometimes I think it's maybe some of the producers just to mess with you a little bit and so one of the callers was like do you. Hi this is Jenny from Long Island. D You and your wife ever role play in the bedroom is housewives which is a crazy question. Because if you're GONNA do it's probably not GonNa be characters from Bravo it's going to be a bingers or my wife was an X.. Men Why wouldn't it be the blue and I have relations with the Blue Lady and I get blue all over me or something. You know a real good scenario going in your head so I was like. It's a live show. I had to be quick. GEICO my feet and one of my Improv. Teachers is on the stage from years ago. Everybody and right over there highly suggest the jury in the Times are changing. I keep up with all the improvise that we're getting all my roles. I was a thirty five year old man. And you're in class. I heard he turned around. He defected standby there. Are you in this class but anyway one of callers called in and said to you and your wife role play in the bedroom and if so which Bravo characters are you and I had to think yes and just like Danielle taught me and I said yes and I. I don't want to name names but I like to play someone. Who's maybe just recently been deported and back in the country just a couple of minutes before ice comes uh-huh contrary got the poison all right? Listen not really. That bad. Didn't didn't really make fun of anyone. Okay there wasn't ice reference. I want to apologize through that. But you're doubling down by mentioning it Kinda funny right the talking about social media. I opened up my instagram as I do when I wake up with a cup of coffee and I had been in in an instant story. INSTAGRAM'd at whatever you call it mentioned by Joe Giudice himself. That's right right and I think he called me a fuck twit twit and I'm not kidding. It was one of those stickers. I'm not really that bursting instagram on instagram immigrant. Kids that's cool and he wrote next to it like it was like a sticker that said create don't imitate and I think he thought I was imitating taking him and it was offensive. But I want to say I do hold him in high regard. Why why because he is an interesting character in his the story line has been extremely entertaining for everyone in this room? We have to admit that everyone. I guess smattering of applause to applaud awed for a man whose children had him put away for years. But but I hear you're saying he has provided in that storyline has been the engine of New Jersey for the last five years. Absolutely and by the way. That's I mean to quote gladiator. Are you not entertained. Like wow. That's that's what it's about your right. Thank you professor. Are you not entertained. Are you not entertained. I am entertained but you know who I mostly entertained by is marge's mother large March. I felt for her line. You're marge and this was my favorite part of the episode. WOULD MARCH GOES A win. March herself goes. Who Cares about me? Besides my husband her mom just goes lexi. And it's like you're supposed to say me you're her mother crying. Though in March started crying March senior she was a single mom. I did my best. I was like she. He did do our best but she's still not giving everyone can disagree. I know we're we've all been in therapy. We've all this and my father's even here but I'm not looking into reexcavate and take my parents to task when I'm like. I hope I'm not doing that. It might have just like. Let's let's let's move on the opposite deathbeds being like I remember this slide shows be it it does seem to be a common trope and a lot of these shows. I mean I think some of the best mother daughter story lines have come out of real housewives of Dallas where we met some amazing characters us we we show show I always sound like foghorn Leghorn an ideal her and I apologized everyone. We're not imitators where actors so you're loving okay. What else are you loving right now? You guys don't really touch on it on your show and I have a little bit of a boat to pick with you. But there's there's a little show called below deck watching something. Let me tell you something a a few years ago. A Little Award winning show called Downton Abbey be ended and my wife and I were very upset because that show so at the fuck out of the two of us and then we happened upon this little show called below deck and let me tell you that is Downton Abbey two point. Oh you're right I mean it's the same plot but not only downstairs these days. We're dealing with some real workplace issues that you guys should really be commenting on because as two female powerhouses in Hollywood. It would be great to hear Joe. Billions say this as an anytime. I'm on a plane. I watch some below deck caught up. I'll talk about what you want. Is that we all right. Captain Sandy is going to be a fucking guess. Next month sees booked. Captain tiddly needs to boost the energy. I want more from him. I do believe so and Kate. I love her love. Her love sees a bad ass of bad ass. Who's done something not great with her lips but I love her? So you guys are below deck people. I have to say my favorite right now is vander pump trump. My wife's favorite right now is below deck a household divided. And we go to therapy what we have issues issues with. Okay we're GONNA GET INTO ANDHRA PUMP BUT WE'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA pause for a second and deal with another show rich. No it's a show. Oh and that we have a performance can only be described as strange. That's about to happen. We touch on a little show called ninety now as you guys might remember. We were going to interview Colty and his mother. DEB Coltan DEB. Let's get Colty DEB's photo up here just so we can just take a look at them roff there. They are city city together as all all mother and son do. So I'm GonNa Bring our guests to is GonNa do an original song about Larissa's someone's got their hand over their up about Loretta and Colty that she wrote leading up to the time we thought we were going to interview deb and Colty and we got a phone call from coltie manager who said and I quote Colty. We haven't been able to find either one of them for a week. They were on the run. Welcome Deanna Chang the Jonah I welcome welcome well Danna tell us the inspiration for again original song. You wrote about Devon Coltie. I'm Loretta suddenly. Take Pen to paper. Okay so you it. Because they were colty was coming on because he actually had a song to promote. Yes anyone know that okay and it was a a some young girl probably from. Vegas is an aspiring singer. And she was like I'm going to use colty and do a video. He was in a music video right and so I was like. Oh Oh hey so they had asked me to be on the show and I was like alright a song to right and songs and now let let me just prep the audience. There's no music rate as mccown. Said people generally put a beat to us. There is not not one for this. So we're going to go straight ACAPELLA. We we are we are Broadway. So no one's judging you jerry. Did you watch ninety day I do. I've been falling behind a little bit as of late. I left off when the young lady moved to Syria with turn new bride guys. It's a buyer's market over there. Have you been zillow in Syria. Am I in trouble for saying that will oh added accordingly. Bring you right up front. Let's get a little spotlight. Perhaps rate here. I Dan this a little close. Say This in a voice memo d if you think you need to be just like let me know or if you just want to go straight streets Adele then you just hope I can remember it if you feel. I need one all right here. We go I did play it for my husband. WHO's ear tonight and listen to it and said you absolutely cannot send that to them like I forget about all voice memo? I really thought and I love you. I true I'm not happening. I was like something's not. That's right. I said this is a morning d. and this is like this is she's drunk she's having a break. Please welcome DNA Chink in her song for music but there is not does not you say okay here. We go Dan and met and nice girl. You must be. It's it's just like when Debbie restarted the song at the grammys just like that area and then a nice girl say it said it was a match sheets do in from Brazil. Brazil looking fly looking snatched from the moment I saw her. My hands was empty is now I thought my Love was enough but she wants lower. Is that smell say Orissa versus. It's not here to make it nice. I said the Orissa sound good. It said it twice missing. Get your home. Mr Hood said it's hotter than in Haiti's no likey. No good is say another being. Thank you say if you were mom. You beam away. Oh shoot so. Debbie's my mom. We've been rolling for years. When Times time for holiday we wipe each other? He is now the risen the spot and she wants it more biggies. She doesn't like the look and think we live like piggy. I said the ricin Colty here to make a nice recipe happy and it creates a be my way. She threw her ring in the tyler. Through down the Bulls dropped a dime on a half cup team in with one call down in Yemen. 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P. dot com slash housewives for thirty percent of your first order threat up dot com slash housewives for an extra thirty percent off today terms apply. What's getting to Bandra Palm van? Yeah let's go. I think it's I'm good. You guys are my comedy heroes but heroines Jerry. But I WANNA say bender pump this last week. I've never laughed harder. I mean look. I Love Mary me and thank you for for all your whole IMDB list. I dare you guys waiting. We you got this show Palley. Somebody helped me out. I'm happy remembered this show. No one saw thank India but I say that part where jets wakes up next to his bride to be and say I don't like I I don't like strip clubs clubs anymore. I can't do it and then it cuts to flashback raining. Footage of him going. ooh seen a motorboat actually happen. You read about them as like porn fantasies as I read porn fantasies fantasies. Quite a bit. But I've never seen it happen in a serious way. That scene was so funny it was the funniest. Yeah and short onto funnier. Show on television. Right you're right you're right. They always were in like the height of comedy. The Golden Age comedy. What do you think about like Dana? And Max and brand that crew. I don't need the young you I like my I want an old and weathered and rode hard and the I have a theory. Hold on everybody hold on a second. I have a theory. It's Bandra pump rules. Everyone can't be married and living in in like cookie cutter homes some single people and you have to have some workplace. That's Walk Bandra pump. And I I totally totally agree. But I don't like who they've given us. Yes I do not like this Max. We deserve better. Someone's yelling in the front row. We deserve better header. We have seen China Sheena okay. I heard a rumor. That scene was demoted in terms of her pay. And and she's fucking doing. The Lord's work is the bridge between the new world in the old world. I was GonNa Make Godfather reference but I won't Pacino's like bringing us into new ushering us in. She's doing taking a lot of the show. The only one actually working there tips. I do like she. No and I think you're right. She is the bridge to tear. beat the that show Tom. I gotTa tell you I root for all those kids I root for us is seventy. He looked better. I will say I was attracted to Jack for a long time and then I wasn't and now I am again and so that is in. His favor was pointed when they brought out that sign for Britney was that pointed or no Adin no listen I'm sure they do that for every Bachelorette party that comes into that place. Don't do it but let me tell you again why. It's the most dramatic show on television. You have Jackson one scene and then you have Britney in another one night. Yeah and then you have Peter in another scene cut on the floor on the cutting room floor. I didn't know Peter was with them on the poor she. Now that's how low their training. She says she had to room with him. Doesn't deserve that. I'm sorry that it doesn't deserve the and also can we talk about the fact that Jack's is pissed that they didn't have a yacht the lab when he called it a barge. He is so funny man. I love him so much. Like I got a genuine Ryan. My car ended it broke down. Car stopped running. So we'll have to get a new car and I'm thinking of getting that Jackson mobile that he has that dodge just so I can be like Ajax. I got that same car pro. Maybe go to. I think we could arrange engine night out with you. And if you really want to kind of strike friendship I I was going to slide into his DMZ. But I didn't want it to be a a little weird I think tax would be. He would be so happy. You know what I do have to say because I've met a few of these celebrities why was in from the valley called black market. It's a great shout out and I was there and I was walking out. Aw and Kristen came up and said hello to me and I had to tell you it was as if Meghan markle herself Buckingham Palace and it was with a buddy of mine. He was like look she left. And he's like dude. Why are you shaking? She's vanderbilt idea about anything. But I do want to say rod wage year. I also want to say Tom I've met them all. I went to Bravo con as as Eighty Cohen himself. I went there by myself. Someone had to watch the kids. I got across the country for Bravo Bravo. Con- yeah methanol photos and everything Jerry. Greatest Yeah but I have to say I mean I know Jackson Super Hot and looking really good and whatever. He's doing that scale I ordered that scale that he was selling online. We are you kidding. I want to look like say the hottest food and he wasn't in last week's episode the Hottest Dune on Bravo right now. Dj James Kennedy is guys. I glad you called him by his Christian name. Dj James Kennedy. It's like when I saw him. It's Zip I saw Paul Newman. I'm not kidding you guys you can make fun of me all you want. That's how dreamy that man is. I dare you any of you to come within a viewpoint of him and not think to yourselves. This is the best looking man Oliver. See for the rest of my life. I don't care I don't care what you say this as we have lost control of everything I mean. I think he's very dreamy and I'm wondering why are are we holding him back from the show. Well listen I think and I'm just throwing this out there. I think maybe right now in this point in his life going to Miami Ame with Jack's is probably not the healthiest place for him to be going to get something between a woman's tits. It's no I think maybe it's not the healthiest place for him in his journey. There is this show. But we're here. It's hard because the worst thing that happened to us on Vander pump his law laws covering and the hard the place to be as a viewer. You know because I want that for her of course but then I'm going to have to ask her to leave. You can't sit with US anymore. ORLA and I know people I love and I love her but it's just Arianna okay when Arianna took that lukewarm shot. Babies people are drinking and I know they were in Miami Ame but it is really crazy Belvedere at that age shrinking. Lukewarm Vodka. Arianna right now. If she's listening I I don't think she is. By the way we reached out to Thomson of all to ask if we could borrow the SIDECAR response pending another one which we ran into our assistance car with. Yeah we have to pay to fix it because they crash that after another. Ll moment was when he was having that argument outside of the Dan Exotic Dancers Club. Hope I said that correctly with that Mustache Sean. I mean that was L. A.. Well I'm sorry but we had more scenes like that Mary Me Casey. Oh a writer for that. Show up for that fucking dead. I'm not offended ater for that show. Thank you Danielle Danielle. Maybe James Great feedback. Thank you the next time. I want to say we all suffer from. I guess I'll call it. Depression linked to isolation. You know. I'm here working in New York. I'm alone a lot of time. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me on. This is trip New York. When you're everyone in this room has been alone? You guys travel. I'm sure and I think she suffering from a little. I think she's is being isolated and I want to just let her know that we all feel that way. And she's not alone Arjana. Yeah she lives with a man that's it's also on the show. She's never alone you don't think she's maybe going through a little something. Yes I just want to thank Luke Cherry on after listening for you guys. I'm really sorry to interrupt but I told you I was going to bring you a little gift to the show. Oh God I was going to have it delivered and I think it's just good to just bring it out and we're GONNA get to Adam polly who's got show dead on it. We see. We can't wait to see ladies and gentlemen introduced Saint Louis Missouri weighing very spilled hundred and sixty pounds to watch what happens uh-huh the the they do They're not Jerry. Doing Bitch Saas on Saturday night. I go you know what I'm going to the theater with my family I go I wanNA crash so bad. I really don't want them to know. Oh anyway so fucking funny you say suit that. I can't give you any shooting in Miami. According to Kim back we I WANNA bother you. He's GonNa be left. I myself the well. I was taking the subway here and these women came up to me and they go. What can we have a photo? I said. Yeah they go. We're going to go. I think you're a little late. I'd like to give India real bitch session and thank him. I serve Tom. I'm standing. Wow got a real nice crowd here. Pack to the Route I. I'm just someone someone else has been able to monetize the house. We thank you for that. We don't give you any money. Can I ask you about those should you. Can I ask you about Friday Black Friday. Yes we feed Tamra a Fascinating Exhibit Review Camera Rob and it made me think that we should put in everyone's contract if this contract ever doesn't get picked up Andy we'll be doing an exit interview with really nothing. That was really wild and I have to give it up to Tamra thought was the most likeable well. And it's like this is why we love cameras yellow comprehensive. I'd like so much more real than I've seen her in a while. There's no so it was. It was a busy week in the. OC lost upset that her goodbye was kind of like John After Vicki's will that her goodbye. Well we're hoping that her goodbye is yet to come. We would like to wrap her out with the goodbye that she deserved. Show friend not a friend of just bring her back and send her off well for a few surveys packing up cut fitness. Now is she gonNA go full into the body building. Is that where. We're looking good question. I don't love kind of like amazing and heartbreaking. She's like I'm studying for my real estate license like it was all happening Pity literally like press sand on an email like to get real estate. Shock was and then. Let's Osco I always love someone planning for the future as we have to. This isn't GonNa last year. You're good you you ladies look so beautiful land. Normally we wear their products. And we're like we're fucking sick of this. We tried to get the Dan stress or the INFINITI infiniti drafts. I tell you we have sent twenty emails. Wow allow shadow working you. Think of that Reunion Dallas. That was something. We're coming off off some serious reunion. It's a tumultuous time. I've never seen you like that. Yes I order acidic I I I was pushed to the wall and I couldn't take it anymore and I just wanted to let it go because you would be like well I didn't know and I said you know honey you said it a lot and you already knew it had been passed and you basically like kept digging which I appreciate it. Right right on the sea-lanes well lately but will she be joining us or that's TVD VDB. Would you say well she'd be joining again next year. CBD Seaweed coming out leading Salt Lake right now now but you're going to be real real happy with Salt Lake. I saw coming. You're you're GONNA be happy. I'm I'm reading. Those field reports like feel how to some Field Report Association of Beverly Hills on the plane back from Miami. We gotTA season based everyday excited about Gar sell. I got very exciting now. What's going on between Brandy? Denise walks this show. It's all on the screen. It's even on the screen at all on the screen. I yes all the work you're doing now puts home ic but so mic is going to go in directions nations. There's personal story happening with each of the women that that is going to surprise you there. Yes Karen Huber just like there. Are things happening. All of the lash took dom fragrance and wafted it into the audience and people passed out and I it was taken from my carry on on the way here rushing by she just shipped forty five hundred forty five hundred bottles of dom all oppressed these women who we can't get that infinity dress I wear is no longer on. I also wanted to sorry now now. Were these just got hurt. I heard that there was a boots on the ground. Wants of someone who had slept with me and all I wanNA know is it was eerie. Good you listen to the episode and you guys good our. Do you like feedback. The question she said you know. Listen you you don't have to worry about. I've heard of it so you can also trash me as much as you want and I will be fine with a thank you know we do. You WanNa take a put on the guys I backup danced for Lou. Ann Do you the known. How can I make with the guy with the Mohawk moves through literally come Japan by money camp by class? My friends why she everything you would think we were or in the Limo to splash. If anyone knows what she was with her friend and the friend was like in the one was later later later later list later later later later You're here you're here. Thank you. Allah Judge Kelly Don's future stepdaughter. The the accept them up. Paul is my father and that is the worst thing. Come close to the MIC. My Dad is rick. Leventhal is the most embarrassing thing to say that in this room because he does work for Fox News which is terrifying and Kelly and my dad are getting married and talking so sure and Ramona came to my dad's house. Fruit is like Annual Pool Party and my dad had no idea who they were and obviously I did hear and allied was freaking speaking out and I said dad you should talk to Cowley like she's cool like I say hi mom you after. She like comment on this posting. He was like what should I d m her so I gave him advice on how to get at her to like getting married. Well the details details the wedding I am not privy to anyone. Are you upset or you know who so let me just say Kelly has been nothing but amazing and what. My friends are really cool. One of them is here tonight and I love him and he's great and Mike Ramon is a bitch. The why does everyone and I would be happy to tell you all about it. Are you going to go to that soup. Kitchen with Kelly's workers list. Okay all all does your phone off. Her Breasts asked my dad. Get back. I'm going to your show in Atlanta. I bought tickets for my boyfriend's parents. His mom sadly passed away. So I'm GonNa go with his dad so I'm seeing you again. We hear big fan. Can't believe we've been here right now. I literally binge watched or Ben Jalousie the bitch. SESS- podcast for like three days to prepare my boots on the ground. I was a bomber Harmar for New Year's Eve A.. Ramona singer citing literally led her. Cut Me in line as I watched her. Mom uh-huh the implant. Wow I just WANNA say. Don't anybody ever fucking asked me. If this shit is real no cameras out doing i. That's what I love about these women. They give us this in the office then held in the Wild Ramona came by my house to meet Ben. Recently I know she was a planned visit. She was there for forty five minutes on the way out. She looked around and she was like. Oh so this is a really nice apartment taking a moment and then we have to do the tour surprise. You could put that together. Andy how much time do you have. Two minutes I got five more minutes. Okay okay should we show in the theme between you and Palley. Oh Oh you WANNA be shopping. We're going to show you took a week Jersey. No time okay. Can you run out here. The down very he needs to move. WHOA ow? Let's get the chairs out. Andy we were going to do this at the end and this is a the two of them are going to perform for you if very quick. Okay good what is your commentary on. This is Camille grammer and Kelsey grammer grammer. The night of the tonys therein limousine together. I hope you win tonight right. I've run already because if because of it's just the night that everything looks like winning all over again. Oh I thought you were going to say because of me you one already ready because of me in your life well yes yes. These are all true things. I'm just wow. Aw That's seen tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Thank you the great so the hot. I'm hot did we just see. I'm sorry I e gigging now Jerry left Jerry might have to his son the you know he's right there he's now an audience member this is getting stranger and stranger. Aw was right to show the scene but it was so important and you. You guys are so so amazing at it. We need it. No one does it. Better Dr Frazier cranes sorry. Tess noticed Adams shoes. Dare you wear a crop. Danielle those are lime Birkenstock What is happening crazy as sometimes you? We underestimate ourselves. You know it's like we should have asked Andy not these guy This garbage honestly. If I knew that Andy was going to be here I would not have said yes. We knew Andy was going to be. We would not have friendship. We've always yeah. We have one more theme from New Jersey. No we still. You still need to Andy Leave. His microphone is on his back pocket and pulls it out. Let me get my. I'm chuck talking but I'm hovering above my body right now. I'm still not here. Are you guys. Okay are you okay now. This is another scene trained from Jersey two weeks ago. A Theresa will be playing Melissa. You will be playing thank Margaret and we can stand for this and I get to play Danielle the characters cop without a badge. Yeah listen is is. This is so fox. Wait wait wait. What is happening right now? I thought we were having a Nice shopping day to shut it down Melissa. Just because you're not not Margaret. She wants to just clear the air. I mean like left's not ignore the elephant in the womb the cheek clad elephants. What's your problem trout mouth nor have any problem with you? I have nothing to do with you but if you want to do why you tell them who do everything power to make. Sure they don't ever get back together. Note that's not what I said. No he said he's stuck up you Danielle in front of you. He said that you kind of broke them. Fuck it up okay. I you know what that's bullshit. She didn't break them up. She was invested in their state. You put put nothing any fucking head Theresa just told you what I think he cried. He was upset about about his children not talking to him he was publicly disparaged using Daniel children they actually abuse you abuse it. He didn't abuse children off. Why did she put it in her divorce papers? She filed a restraining order on him. Oh okay maybe he did I just it why would you get up to my walk and business. She's pathetic aw you're sick you're pathological. I'm not sick. I'm not sick. Reliable talk to the person. You just missed out on a good person he disparaging ex husband. Would you lie about and you fucked around your bit. You married the fucking contract that came in the house. The House you prostitute fucking in my fucking face get out of my fucking face. You're in my fucking face Theresa McHugh all I have to say continues. You should get pours or bottle of water. And Danielle's headed walks way. Earth did a fucking nerve and fucking hit a fucking you. Is this your right by guys. It's yours is your business. Not This is the store guy talks guy. This is a storm. Talk guys the handful of Margaret stuff stuff into a large lit candle and also turns over smaller Lick Candle next to it. Are you fucking kidding me. Oh my God you all right well now before can even what's your back bitch fucking finishing. Don't you ever fucking company again. You fucking okay. I am excel embarrassed or my friends right now. Sorry Steven Sorry. I'll pay for the how nice it was your your embarrassed. Really you're a Baris- Melissa really really. Yeah yeah yeah this is fucking nuts are you done. You see what she did to me. Yes that's your fucking friend fucking spelled unacceptable. Thank you take you drown rats. Go back in your whole go. Oh okay all right guys. I think this fucking shopping day is over to say the least. Let's go let's go bitch go with your white fucking ponytail. You can't even bleach it anymore. You hit so fucking broken. I just can't help myself anymore. I really can't see ponytail and a If you're looking to change your diet instead of restricting what tweet what if you nourish your body with the healthiest and most Tristesse food with Sakari. You're putting the best in your body so you can feel your best. Sakaria is a nutrition company that focuses casses on overall wellness starting with eat their organic ready to eat. 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Thank you for this game and I know she's like two taller than me. I don't guess right. It's obviously Matt. Welcome thank you. I'm not Andy Cohen. And I'm as disappointed as you and I'm very sorry but this is what you got a whole coming and what I do say so. Many bit sess- people reached out to me to congratulate me and semi warm wishes and immense. I'm talking about the SAG awards. Obviously we won best actress and you were talking about the risks grab heard around the world. The way you speak rewriting remembers where they were when Gen when Brad grab a quick reenactment of just Matt. I'm Brad obviously you're remember to hold on Tate East recording hold on tight coming in. What would that's that's not how it goes rubbed me as if I was going to hit you? Okay we're GONNA hug. We didn't awfully Brad. I'll be Brad Hug me. You walk away. That's all you gotTa do hug me. walkaway because they don't care anymore that's right okay available for me Brown. Wow Oh my God. Wow I'll tell you what I the moment that. He reached out for our wrist. It was a moment that we let him go. I felt so deeply a moment that we let him yes. We've all been there. A lot of people did reach out to you because Matt is such an obsessive Jennifer Aniston Fan. I thought that my sister-in-law for your birthday gave you a clock with her face on. I have basically the agenda here and she gave me a Gen a sticker. That's going on my laptop checkbook. Checks have Jan on checks gen off my calendar Jan this year of Jan.. It's actually here. It's like I make Jensen's it is the genus John's and we're all just living in it now. We have some big shows to talk about this week. We don't have Atlanta Sadly Bravo. Get on with your scheduling. Because I don't know when you're coming commoner going tough for Jennifer. I don't eighty love her so much. Oh aw theresa she's a piece of Sh- gasped back there. When I heard that I said I don't know I just felt for her in that one one scene in the restaurant where she was saying that Joe said like you'll never find anyone or used goods? You know how you feel for them for one second. And that's your whole feeling about them and then next week I'll area for her to be the the nexus of this where all the stories rely around their relationship to her is so sad. You know her. Her kindness draws them to her intellect. She's just you know that like like here's what it is about Teresa you know that she is wound and she's ready to spring any moment but she can't because she'll go to jail so that dichotomy dichotomy of a person who's just like but then like can't like she's just always like and I think that's what makes her interesting. ooh So we're watching the tension between her and the law at all. That's right that's right right at is Banjo. Blessed them have given us so many many storylines. She's been gone for two years and she was still driving the store not show talent shower and I gotta say do as much as I hate to reese I love how much she she loves theresa and needs her so bad she was crying and said I don't want to give up on her. I was like that's friendship. I think Margaret is maybe one of the nicer housewives wives we've ever had. She's sweet but I felt really bad for her in that moment when she was like literally talking talking to her mother and she's like I mean who cares about me so my husband and then her mother mark senior just goes Lexi. I think she wanted her to say okay. Her mother she goes. I can't think of a one is Lexi. Make I I was like isn't Alexi. What's her name's daughter? The hairless cats Dean Dean Dean won a name a Wow I hadn't thought about her question to at one point Theresa's Dad is like mixing a hot pot of something. He lifts his laundry the giant. Yes it was a full octopus is that is his his jeff as he's dropping this giant squid in it's time it's time stamped six thirty. Am this is his more. These up at I like him. What's happening guys? Think of Jackie. I love they're all so so. I find her to be the Heather Bro of Jersey and I don't know I did feel bad for her when she who's crying okay. Everyone's like yeah. We Love Jackie because I believe she's a fan that got on on. This show agree. I was trying to put together what she reminds me of. And it's like if Sarah Paulson played. Kim Can you shoot them. Vote their faces. The merging happened happen now. Please God could Sarah Pulsa play Kim Zal Horror Story New Jersey. It is. Yeah Wow wow now it's just it is shocking for someone to yell at someone who makes someone to feel badly that they didn't spend more on their kids birthday parties. Like Jenn is so so fucking warped it is crazy. I will say the part where and I throw very low key birthday parties again Korea. Marianne but I will say Ed to just throw out an Amazon box lug. It was horrible. We all know that. I think that's question her love for children for sure I will say. Just do would've don't do it. You know what I mean so that would be the white but still felt was crazy of course in New Jersey. I'm feeling about Frankie Junior. I'll tell you who I'm I'm not shipping or invested in Frankie Junior and I'm not invested in that. What invested in is Frankie Junior and Dolores like see them together they have chemistry? Let them be together based on the shirtless. Like they WANNA fuck you other last time. I want to thank our guys. Ah Please Jerry. O'CONNELL's play play on Broadway. Tell US soldiers play a BRA right down. The street and Palley starring in a new Sitcom with France. rusher her Steven Weber of wings. It's called indebted it's on NBC. And when does it air next week on Thursday nine thirty after will and grace thank you thank you I thank you so much. Ah for making our videos and performing when you're townhall Danielle Long. Wow we've really been through something tonight together Uh.

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Actually i felt like the episode was really good. At the the tempo was good. I was engaged. <hes> i was i was i was laughing. I was angry. I gave me a lot of things to think about. I felt like the vibe felt good. I'm cautiously optimistic about where the season's gonna go. Yeah me too actually was feeling pretty good about it. <hes> really worried about gina <hes> she's just a fucking mess all over the place and she's had a really rough year <hes> and so. I'm kind of worried about that. 'cause guy likes gina like sometimes you watch these shows. It's like you need how you don't need to be on the tv show. You need to like get yourself some help right now. This is not helping now. She's also. I feel like starting starting to transition into jimi polo's wait. This is really weird like she's looking more and more jenny willows every episode every interview yeah. I was getting once you see it. It's hard not not to see it. I was definitely getting some jenny polos but like my my like celebrity. Twinning powers is a little off because i go to places like i firmly firmly believe that jack from this currencies and a big brother if you took away his hair and his beard and made him a woman would be jamie lee curtis so you know well. There's a girl on bachelor in paradise. He looks like fred ormiston and once i saw i couldn't stop all i've seen that you're going to see jenny pillows and gina. I guarantee kit will gina look you know i would never take advice for me. Real life or on a podcast to get away from tamra barney immediately 'cause does nobody be any good okay especially when you're going through something like this get away from that satan possum anger face stay away of a dumpster. Okay stay away. Yes they away so speaking of tamra. The episode opens up with a shot of tammuz newhouse not to be confused with their new house from last season or the new house from in two seasons ago or the new house from like three or four seasons ago. You know what like stop moving because i don't wanna hear it. I don't want to hear about the new house renovations. You're allowed. You're allowed that like once once every four years but if it's every season i'm not down for an especially when they all look exactly the same yeah. You know what i mean. We've seen at camera yeah. I know this one looks like a little bit better but still still enough and of course she like shows up to her to her new house on like a dirt bike. She's like motors up the the street on a dirt bike. Which i felt like was a metaphor for something not sure what well i one of my neighbors. I've talked about him before is like a big trump guy. He's the only guy in our neighborhood is a big trump. God-like he'll go to the gay pride parade wearing a maga- hat just trying to start fights with people and he was telling me one time <hes> yeah. I have a dirt mike and i was like why do you have a dirt bike. We're in l._a. And he's like because if when when it really comes down. I'm going to be able to get my family out of here. Like oh god. This guy actress interest himself pictures himself like going over the hollywood hills on his dirt bike with his family. How's that going to work. I don't know you know i just i. I learned my to ask questions yeah exactly well so i guess tamara's boning up to do some dirt biking which means that. Maybe we'll have glamis partout. I mean you know after you like toppled the dune buggy maybe stay away from the extreme sports yeah and she's eddie's like come on camera. You've got to wear a helmet okay again. I'm okay you know what the last person i would suggest. Where helmet is tamra. Okay just keep going camera as their hera freeway ramp closed. This might lead to an improvement. I i read an article like a year and a half ago about there. Was this girl who wrote an article probably like on huff po or medium a._m. Or something and she was like i am sick of people telling me to wear a helmet on my bike. How about you don't crash into me. I was like yeah but how 'bout maybe both how about maybe maybe wear a helmet shoes at this whole thing like it was like she fell like <hes>. The people were so condescending to her saying like why don't you wear a helmet. Why don't you wear how much she's she's not. You and i feel like it's restrictive house like where fucking helmet like just. Why would you not do take the extra. What like the extra precaution precaution that might save your life. You know yeah well. You know some people you just let live and let die is what i say or live and get chinchillas because we over to gina's house house or gina. I mean bless her heart. Bless gene is little heart last season our first season. She was trying to convince us that everything's okay with matt was never there. Her kids are running around everywhere. She's got got a fireplace in the middle of her fucking limping grill the more women and now and she had no one to talk to you because she had no family life really so she just was always facetime ago parents france and now she's added the character of a chinchilla. I mean this is like the saddest thing i've ever see. I know <hes> it actually noted actually made me pine for for many pine for a rocky the chinchilla on blood sweat and heels <hes> mika mica had she was the that was that was a great show that was really a great show and mike mika whatever her name was. She was just like she. We didn't deserve her and we did not get enough of her. The news the best well this this girl now has a chinchilla and now she's talking to doing scenes with it which is really making me sad. She was like hi little chinchilla. Do you like your new house. We do cardio. You want do cardio. You can't because you're entail a bank and i do patio got him so happy. I'm so happy how how long before that chinchilla has a little pillow in his gauge that says gada wars chinchilla to cook the little up like a little poster that says paris hilton or cooks or they could take the way they could get a miniature version of the tamra when ah not tamra a gretchen we used to gretchen probably has one of those posters has paris and five different languages harris harris timbre used to have one. That's at picacho remember. We were doing a recap nervion ever noticed. She just had a poster that said for kacha i i i it's like it's like oh gotcha yeah from this show all of our home goods and ross dress for less home section ranting ranting began and so funny because we'd love going to those those stores in fact. We haven't been to one together in a very long time running but we both individually love going and yet because i feel like going to a t._j. Maxx or to a homegoods what's fun is that there's so much shit and terrible stuff and you have to go through pruitt and you've got to find and you find the gems within the shit so that when you see someone like gina who just like takes all the shit. You're like ooh. She failed you know i think that's why i get so angry angry because i'm like you did not put in the effort. You did not do what you were supposed to do at home which is look beyond that stuff. Yeah and there's just stuff that is always there. Ah so why are you buying. Aren't you getting the hint. This is not no one has this. That's the way it's always ross dress for less your gather sign yeah yours. It's like who that's the other thing you go into those stores and say who buys this who bought who buys these like strange articifial sundried tomatoes that are next year like the you know the matter jaffrey frying pan although i would get him out of jaffrey plan. I'm sorry even bring that her into it. So then we go over to emily's house which is typical emily's house. Emily has the bravo stink face. You know we see a lot these days and i think people like just starting botox late not realizing where they're supposed to inject him and so they just like she's always like she's also like now fully drag queen so like some some sometimes. It's kind of like a drag queen aesthetic almost like she. She just has drag. I think face right now yeah. She's got a lot. He's got a lot going on so she was on shane. Get his bar exam passed but guess what now he's never home and she's dot com with the children yeah and so the kids are going wild because i think they're i seem to remember them being pretty wild last year also out of a member but they're wild and there's like a kid who's literally kicking. Their dog does have a a little dog named fisker and they keep this kid just keeps on trying to kick fisker over and over and over again and she's like. Are you harassing the dog. Stop kicking the dog or you arrest the dog. I was like i am live right now. This child has just kicking this dog and she's like not like grabbing the child and putting them in his own cage yeah that's when he kicks a child. Yeah take the child. That's a journal child. Child kicking approved yeah so then we go over the shannon. Who's going to work out what her kids. I'm like how how well knew me. Ladies and gentlemen introducing the new shannon storms door. I've lost lost forty pounds and gained a lot of fun looking other fun having so much so much fun. I'm shannon is back. Jack santa's trying so hard to convince us. She's new fund shannon and i love it because he tries us every fucking year remember last year when i was so upset about this year oh forty to fifty packet of having a great time i i did my own wedding vows myself and chattanooga thing also and this is is going to be sort of like an exclusive for people who are watching the video but like her new thing. Is that now she doesn't just laugh. She does like a like a silent of drum brakes. She's like i love when she does that. Silent fake laughs scrag. I've lost so many calories by shaking my entire body. Every time i laugh off you know the best thing about a housewife is watching them. Start happy then slowly go insane as the show makes them crazy with shannon. You get it every single season. She's like the gift that keeps having nervous breakdowns. Yes she goes. I myself darn it. It was two years of hell and then we get flashbacks of just like shannon big miserable which is my favorite my favorite form of shannon you know like being half naked in front of her trainer all that guy who's like pick that dig and then here lie shannon bator and crying in the car just you know generally being sanam mm-hmm yeah and then she goes. Oh you know what the hardest work was changing the inside sort of like when you look at a salmon and say you know what that salmon either needs cream cheese on the the inside and that's what i have lots of cream cheese inside me. He finds his hisself loved through cream cheese. Unfortunately i can't do that anymore so she's like you know what really needed to change. Yeah was the inside and the wages like started coming off. No let me tell you how it comes off starvation and extremely hard work okay that's it. You don't have have to be appier. You just have to starve yourself case shannon. Don't try and trick everybody into thinking that we're fat because we're not happy in that. One thing that made me so happy was is that to see that her eldest daughter sophie is starting to become shannon which is like that's like isn't that the the the thing that like as a parent you're most proud of you know when your child all becomes you because the kids are working out and we see this interview segment where it's so fi and one of the twins i forget which one and the twin girl who's like thirteen or fourteen not she just goes. I don't really like working out like i don't wanna mostly body and i think i have a pretty good body right now and then so he goes really really i couldn't tell just totally jealous and angry at her sister shannon so oh yeah she's like well. Thank god maritz well who thought i would ever say that shannon regular door wouldn't but santa storms madore the kids and thank god. My marriage is over. Thank god thank god i'm alone with a smaller house no chandelier ear and not having to think about if david is walking on the beach with another woman or putting sugar in my sauce and you know quietly resenting me while he goes off to his as his trapped in a peleton bike shannon but door doesn't even mind living in a non biodegradable home you could get allergies from just walking from the bathroom to your bedroom in the middle of the night for how is it hasn't been forty five seconds t-rex done yet how long hearing uh-huh cables. I feel like i'm gave it again. Stuck in limbo so the kids are like fuck working out. We're outta here. We gotta get ready for the concert. We're going to see young on gravy just young gravy. What is that a that a rapper say a new shannon stones but recipe right ed young great they leave. They never answer <music>. This weight is from john gravy. Oh so then we go back over to genus house and gina as triggered bed so triggered heard she i like literally stopped last night and did like ten different instagram stories dissecting everything in her room so she's she's like still unpacking your new house and we see her. She's carrying a planter box right. It looks like a box that you put dirt in like any plants in and put it outside and it's like this big wooden box the long rectangular with some straps but for some reason it says antiques and then under collectibles doubles gifts souvenirs arts i what is the purpose of this box and why is it so excited about antiques. I've i've just put this is the saddest flowerpot ever and it says gather with it said it and literally said antiques. Why would you write antiques on a flower auerbach's because maybe the flower boxes and antique. Maybe he's got the label acidy. Was something right like or maybe it's not a flower box. Maybe it's suppose to be a box that you put antiques and crafts into but then she needs to be explicitly labeled like we are my antiques seeks. Oh yeah thank god. I've got a box. It says antiques. She's a person in like a a crowded spacey's like with the exit there it is they always looking for any signs again and pillar candlesticks everywhere. We just talked about this on our house hunters bonus but like i was saying how i have this weird pet peeve about pillar candlesticks. It'll six that are like super nabi when there's a lot of them and that's supposed to pass for decor. I just find to be like really tacky and she has them like everywhere. Pillar aspects yeah thanks yeah so she's of course talking to her phone her face on the phone because she has no issue with and so she's talking to her dad about the new house listen. We're so excited. You know i'm so excited to move out of my code. I'll how his matt night down to ourselves. You know little fights here and there so this is good. It's good. It's all good. It's all good and so happy. I'm like cell happy right now. Everything's great. Everything's great and she's wearing this sad cotton dress in her broom session like that is never a good sign. I don't think i remember ever seeing housewife at a cotton dress. I know i thought it was appropriate that all her moving boxes said lows lake like yeah. That's exactly right. That's where you are so and she's like so. She starts facetime ing her dad and she's like yeah. We gotta do backyard. We got we got landscape it right now because just a big dirt pit and the kids just using the sandbox. I was like oh that's right. It was was her kids. That were the monsters huge monsters. I forgot about that. Yes they were always running around and pulling her hair and sick. You can't talk to me like that you you know they're they're hating her. Whatever and let's be a lesson to people when you're breaking up with someone and the and you're like you know what would broken up but the best part is that was still best breath friends. Well guess what given nine months and you're in a house but dirt pit out back. The kids are burrowing themselves into my god. I'm just so depressed by this whole storyline so she's <hes> for those of you who don't know her. Husband was arrested for abuse <hes> so this whole thing it just gets more and more depressing so right now. She's crying jury back. She got a d._u._i. You are and she's like you know and she tells us. I've been getting getting a hell of a beaten this year. I was at this mommy event. You know doing some shopping in and i was drinking so i wasn't even thinking about it and then i get pulled over and it's worth defining moment of my life it is because it was all grounded and leading shopping like i feel like if you're gonna get a d._u._i. At least like have be like well. I had this crazy night out with my friends. We went to the baugh and there was some strip. Zip isn't a blue guy in the back and it was so hot and then afterwards i had mozzarella sticks and we went to vegas and i was like you know what i'm gonna do to rent a warrior. I'm gonna drive all the way home drunk from vegas and i got pulled over on god do you y you don't want your store to be like i went to a mommy event and was shopping for leggings and had too much wine yeah yes. I don't care if you don't care that way. I don't mind that. I'm making fun of her d._u._i. Right the d._u._i. I feel like is make fun of all because she did. She did that to herself. You know but i love the in your whole like stripper simple a weekend in vegas. You had to include mozzarella sticks. Thank yeah. That's really going to party within when ben's like that's it. I'm eating mozzarella sticks today. You're like it's like the equivalent of doing blow office strippers at yeah my version of the hangover for this entire set these base around them just like pleasantly getting well happened mozzarella sticks so the dads. I'm not disappointed in janda. You get knocked down and get back up again. I'm like please don't quote pop song. Let's not make us a chambolle one the moment so she feels really bad and i just feel bad for knowing her whole season but guess what crap we're still going to make fun of you and i will. I'll say her couch look super comfortable the way she's sitting and it just was like it. Let's so like there was a puff to sit in. Look nice yeah see. I get credits. Do you comfortable couch. I don't trust that couch because it went down so far when you sit on it's one of those like cheap because you sit on and then the other cushion is up to your boob. That's that's true. I didn't like that but it looked like if if you have to have that situation at least it was going to be soft like not like not like an ikea couch which has never comfortable yeah gotcha yeah david to commercial to commercial david they avid you know here at watcher crap in a lot of our listeners are women. I know what i've heard as a gay man women and where bras sir do that's why we wanna talk to you about third love third love as a perfect fit they use data points generated by millions of women women who've taken their fit finder quiz design bras with breast size and shape in mind for a perfect fit and premium feel yeah and by the way they have more sizes than most other brands third love offers offers more than seventy sizes including their signature half-cup sizes and is convenient skip the trip k. find your with third loves online fit finder order and try it on it now. 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I'm gonna s._u._v. yeah yeah so she's in the backseat calling her new book and brian. Yes <hes> so she's talking to brian and she's she's. She's also on route to meet up with shannon for drinks because they're going to be single eighties. Even though she's with brian now sorry i had burp. There's something about orange county. That just makes me wanna burp. I'm drinking tons of san san pellegrino today. Wow or maybe with you about to have another one. What do you think of that. San pellegrino arena can only god they should have. They should have a podcast called everything <hes> everything tonic by sani pellegrino wow i also went out there and takes that idea read so that is ruin. Someone's lying. That was for you ever go. Listen to everything iconic by the anti-taliban pellegrino. He's our friend. We'd love you pelley so let's see here so kelly explains how. She met her boyfriend <hes> brian. She's like he works at the place. I get my bubis dying. Yeah and he's like so kelly. Guess what surprised for you. Joy dwarf jewelry jewelry would work work. He's like let it may be the man in surprise you would. He wear and right now. It's like something sexiest slutty all he's like <hes> so they're just flirting the back of the car now listen. I don't wanna diss what anybody does for a living. I'm sure he does a great job. Booms that great but is he turning earning you into a robot because you're bronze right now. Lebron needs to stop the league's generalists sewing. She looks like a robot is coming through on her cheeks. You know like some of the skin and ripped off and like her her medals just starting to show l. She's the terminator imagine if like in the future they sent kelly back like we are sending you back to save and guess what guess what john connor great news we sent back. Kelly died to save humanity like no. You're supposed to send back arnold schwarzenegger why i just sent back kelly dot. I'm going to work your door fixed it. We ruined our one chance all be bat <music> hostile visa baby she would actually love. I bet i bet kelly says moore terminator quotes per day than you'd probably expect and drinking pellegrino addicted to take everybody <hes> you know what i also hate. I hate when people say instead of avi says a osceola by by the oh look at you being clever yeah asta later so <hes> kelly goes over the shannon's and <hes> shannon is just answers the door like aw come on and i was just listening to some young gravy great great new artists leader of the generation and kelly's like you're wasting away look at your so skinny and she tells us i see a difference last year. She was heavy. She was angry this year. She's lost the weight and she's not addictive nancy anymore. Vista negative nancy ooh and then kelly touch the coffee pot them becomes it. We'll get my powers ars. Oh well that's interesting since you made some sort of liquid metal okay shadow would be so confused by the terminator medder concept so you're real. Oh okay okay so which version cheated on maria reassure ever was a doubt the robot person or the human version. I i in how you just see. Shannon laid the target like k c o cream cheese stuff salmon crafty stuff salmon santa's like i am so excited to go out. I've been having south aac nick and kelly's like yeah. I've heard i gotta pick a picture of you with this guy megani so hard and channels like well. I have a couple of people on the bench yes to assemblies baseball metaphor. One is a fan favorite. He has a very good <hes>. What do you call it batting adding average. We'll see if he can make his way around the diamond. Oh he's got. He's got a good r._b._i. Osborne roelants. I actually do need the seventh inning stretch to get tight. Yes so kelly's like what are you doing. Squad took a your and then shannon an and does a deep squat. You keep doing them and i just say that's pretty inspirational yeah. I was like damn that was like she just like. I mean do you think you're at a young gravy concert as robin down like that it is really inspirational because it's coming from somebody who has to creatively actively visualize getting off the couch for five minutes before actually tried to stand up like this roddy imagine the glorious life. You're going to need once you stand up and walked to the bedroom while she looks great and i'm very happy because i love me some shanab adam adora even when i don't agree with her she's one of my favorite house is of all time so so now. Are we ready to get angry because we're going to get angry right now. You are you the anger and for those of you new to this show or at least of these recaps. Tamra barney is one of my most hated housewives of <unk> all ever one of my most hated bravo. Characteristics is a terrible person. She's terrible french. Trash garbage. Do not trust her. Never trust hamra yeah she she she's not one of my. I think that she is also terrible and she's crafty but man. I think we are so blessed to have her nasty nasty. Machinations wins you know she is. I appreciate her the role that she plays bravo universe but wow she is. She's something else so so we're over at tamara's new house and got tamra. Her mom sandy sandy's boyfriend frank. They're all hanging out at ease their oh and also also tamraz really super charming son ryan is there and they're making cocktails and eddie is like by the way we we joined the country club and they were all excited. I'm like just just because you're in. Sam's club is not a country club the club at the end yes. She's running running around with the country club. Welcome packet yeah but the country club country club. That sad associated updates to somewhere she is. She's like we move together and cutter guetta community and you say that here everyone's like oh my god theft congrat- stana the previous elena wasn't interior decorator and set. I would have done it. It is not just how you would have done it yeah. She's like yeah at cape cod static batch. I'm like you don't even know what cape cod is. You think it's a potato chip so she's like i was i actually thought the house looked. I looked great. It's beautiful and then we cut back to her in the kitchen and she's got the stupid checkerboard like accessories like giant cattle that the size of a small child checkerboard abol that's checkerboards from like that caroline manzo collection election always we're trying to board things and it's lovely cape cod house tamra enough with the if nothing else give it to the board kitchen accessories too ooh so see all this with. I'm a guy that's epithet aca what spa and it's doubled gated yeah you know i it's everything she could wish for <hes> as you make a joke about being arrested by her daughter now ben state stay classy. Stay classy. Okay the classes own band. We have tons of time to roll in the mind salty soon to get dirty so so then brian had at that about fat and fat fat and without thinking that yeah so the news here is a orion shocker loves donald trump and spencer who spends does not and so they have a rift yes so they're they're fighting and he's like listen. Mom is nothing brown with levin america and she's like <hes>. I don't care about loving america you threaten to punch him in the bath and he's like well. He shouldn't have called me racist really ryan <hes>. What an interesting. What an interesting thing to be mad about ryan. Let me find this article that i have pulled up up right now. Tamra son ryan oh well. That's his transphobic grant so we'll get to that okay so guys. Here's the first part <hes> this is is being sought. I believe in january and this is what happened in january with ryan. He got caught on instagram saying some pretty hateful sit. Okay one was about a baker acre who refused to make a cake for a trans person or something yeah and ryan commented. Hopefully this guy goes on a rampage and kills. Whatever trans hands transgendered fuck head took him to court oops. Did i just say that so. There's your first thing <hes> you fucking asshole so then in this one. He's talking about so so anyway. We'll stick with this one for right now so nobody's really got mad about this. Nobody said anything. I can't believe they're even allowing. This jackass on this show stores fucking disgusting bravo shame on you. Oh yes so not only are they allowing him on instead of making it a storyline while this is happening. They're just gonna make it into a general trump thing so tamra can have at least you know half the half the country that's on trump's side on her side. This is not even about that. Your son's a fucking homophobic and racist. Yes jackass. He's in of course trash makes trash trash tamra yeah he's like my brother got offended because i was four building the wall and like just because i said that he thought i was a racist. I was like well. Let's see there is a president who said that mexicans are rapists and criminals etcetera and the wall was built to keep them out of the wall is basically the product of a policy policy that was rooted in racist rhetoric so when you're for it you know sometimes people might think you're racist swirling you know you're gonna fight about it by punching him and threatening to hit exactly you're the worst dude you're such a fun good for spencer by way good for spencer sticking up for his trash brother against the <hes> <hes> trash brother and then ryan so then we get to this really like croatia have one thing i'm sorry i'm not done looking through this fuckers life so speaking about the i'm not racist just because i said a thing about a while okay what about this ryan says snoop dogg did a tweet after after one of the <hes> mass shootings that we've been having way too many of in this country steve dog put out a tweet that said three of them killed thirty people three of them killed. No one look at the differences. France's in the mugshot home like at the top row is three of the white mass shooters with not a scratch on him and the bottom row is black <hes> i dunno people got arrested who are black who are beat. The shit is beat out of all of them so ryan tweets. Hey at snoop dogg fuck you enough said done with people crying about racism when all these rappers operas glorify it so then all the rappers glorify raises them such an idiot so then someone this is not ryan street by the way this is is just some other asshole says black on black crime. Let's talk about that. Snoop dogg blacks do mass shootings of each other on a daily basis. Let's talk about how your people are just straight up fucking savages with with no fucks to give because their ancestors were slaves. Every race was slaves at one point or another and then ryan replies to this person saying fucking. Thank you wow so fuck you. You are racist listen. We've always known his garbage garbage since he first appeared on this show and in a way it's been fascinating watching the evolution evolution of his garbage nece. It's like it's like it's like checking in the garbage can and being like oh does not allowed in there. Oh there's a little bit more open. A little more announcement distinct and now the garbage can is like overflowing can't close the top on and you'll you know you've gotta take it out but it's just going to still keep growing because that's what we've seen with him and then and then it cuts to this shot of him where his interview now he's all clean-shaven so he looks even crappier than he ever has looked before and it was like you know no half my family's mexican. The other half is black. It just doesn't make sense. I'm like you're right. It doesn't make sense why you believe in this shit because you do have family that's mexican and and black and you say this shit and you support their shit and of course camera because this is a big whitewash over all of this stuff that ryan was getting in trouble for like oh. We're not going to talk about this. You know so there's there's another fuck you to bravo that city of you guys so cameras like well thad politics and i'm not gonna save with his right and and he's like oh okay mom you wanna watch fox news with me because we can watch fox news and she's happy and he's like even as way a kamov trying to make it like this cute family who disagrees on politics. It's just like roles garbage and the fact is putting the spin like like he's like. Oh you know i'm sorry that i really support like a rigorous and intolerant sort of policy that that somehow makes me raises it's like and then he is the one who talks about spencer needing to understand like if you say things there's consequences to it. I'm like yeah so similarly. If you support certain things people are going to call you racist us you know like if you do trashy things which do ryan people who to call you trash like we're doing right now yeah and so and suffer the consequences yeah like getting punched in the face you do yeah. It's it's so obnoxious. So tamra basically is like you know. Ryan is essentially jealous of spencer because ron grope with like nothing and <hes> he's starting to bald at thirteen and spencer is like smart has a future ahead of him and has ambition and we like him more so basically ryan is jealous and that's what it boils down to which was raised for iran was raised fancy so he's jealous. Well you know what plenty of people who were raised without money. We are not jack ass. You know violent pieces of shit you get the cops called on them for abuse at their households. I mean exactly sting gross yeah exactly and he's like i don't hate spencer. I just think he crossed the line. A this guy sends out these vile tweets these vile inconsiderate intolerant tweets and supports. You know again this policy and then. He says that his brother crossed the line. I hate the and he's the one who tries nine. Hundred basis is the key is crossing to call someone a racist like my god. I know i know <hes> i watched this and i was disgusted lasted just because i was really wondering how they were going to deal with the trans tweets and the you know the the racist tweets and this is how they deal with it just really really fucking gross. I will say thank you to bravo for this. One thing that gives me life is rage and i'm gonna be filled affeldt so good. It felt so good to be so angry so early in the show. I was like so happy so so happy so we go back to shannon and kelly. I'm like so angry right now shannon and kelly guess where they're going to the quiet woman ended up shannon shannon. Just goes like that ironic back up. Go ahead no just doing a shannon laugh they do all these fancy shots like it's fanciest place in the world. You know how they the casino morongo commercials with some rain. Some soda on some is putting food on on a tray yeah. Hey where where's kelly over here. I'm still latched onto the back of your door. Some in a i'm having chest pains anytime we talked about ryan. That's why i no kidding. I'm giving myself a coronary. Could you imagine a probably i probably will have a heart attack. I don't want you having a heart attack. <hes> like in within the same few minutes that we talked about tamraz trash son okay so just like hold off for a second yeah i would. I would have a heart attack talking talking about fucking tamra. That's who does me into back for all these years of screaming rage tamra <hes>. They're talking to julius the manager and santa's like what i would. I would like to say right now. One of the last night i was here at the quiet woman was when i tossed play. Hey geico wow wow what a crazy time. I'm much more stable now. I'm very emotionally stable. I would never ever throw play because i'm securing the way i look at not at all angry about david in terms of surprises you that's more fun you know when you don't know what's coming like i might just throw <hes> so kelly orders an expresso martini. Oh my god what thirty one below deck expresso montigny it's espresso sporadic and i have an espresso martini and shannon whit too key alaska's yeah with tequila the hell. What is that tequila martini. I don't know that <hes> like espresso tequila. Maybe it could work but i i just i'm scared. I'm concerned. That's horrifying yeah so shannon's been hanging out with the guy that just calls babe. She's like well. I i called the when you miss the first someone i am. I've caught someone babe ever. He's actually a very small pig and he he talks and it's actually more. I just watched a movie called. Dave now also say. I watched it moving up. Let it was wonderful. I'm just stating babe to get to james cronin what i had you know one of my favorite babes babe ruth who plays baseball home run on the bench stolen base love the old shannon baby ruth but that's over <hes> some of the guys there babe then there's the guy who wear suits and then there's the guy who owns uh-huh jeans store. There's the guy who was married to me for nineteen years then gave up on us if and thinking about ah so then <hes> did you notice that girl standing right behind sanan bar and she just smiling at the camera. I acting like she's at the today show window spreads. You don't have a sign up saying highway grandma well. That is is like hitting the lottery. Listen we are to risk who have gone to the quiet woman yeah. We've we understand what that's like and so you know that's like hitting the jackpot. It's like housewives awesome bam at the quiet woman just for that and then shannon and kelly come in to shoot a dream come true so so it is our gossiping about gina adam how she got a d._i._y. And channels like well the stupidest thing that can happen to anyone is having a salmon with no cream cheese and second stupidest thing as a d._u._i. Today's world changed sell much and learn to let go of so many things coming. I don't know if you know how much ono served reading the long lines but she's like this is the girl who said who used the word self medicate with let me which costs me tens of thousands of dollars by the way because david said i admitted to self medicating are debating and so she starts going into this whole thing <hes> but yes she did say self medicating but she wasn't the one talking about that vicky was the one saying this and she's drinking summit and she's having a glass. She's he's all depressed and she's having a glass of wine or she's drinking every night before she goes to bed and everyone around was just like yeah said self medicating. She's like yeah yeah. Come on champion and on top of that shannon who's the one who had the entire mental breakdown in the bahamas so i think that's more of the incriminating evidence there yeah but how are you going to still. They'll be friends with vicky. When vicky was the one saying that i'm on so gas so then r kelly's friends she has friends named elaine and emily. I dunno were there twins whatever but like suddenly like a bunch of women who looked exactly identical they looked like like the robert palmer <hes> girls who seen sue blue resistible resistible heather dubrow dress up as for one halloween. It was like all those women just like arrive and sat down next to them and i was like what is happening. What's going on yeah but it's like all the robert palmer summer girls time yeah whatever happened to your also lynch conserve fat. She thank enchaine. You consider the other day during the posted this tweet that was a picture of james gandolfini in a pool with any falco. It's like e._v. Exactly ledgers i mean it sounds like means john. Oh i don't feel like i want them to be my comps for my for like if i'm going to compare myself and my relationship i'm not gonna go towards <hes> carmella tony soprano and as awesome struggles with weight. You know i get i get it. I'm not going to kill myself over it but i don't need you adding me as james antle fini on twitter especially if you supposedly love me please downs so we learned that the new girl bronwyn is going to be showing up and kelly's like now i know you don't like new people that you're mean to a a whole bunch of people like you know like like meghan and emily gina and young gravy back a montage shannon just being miserable to everyone which is using the vicki's role that was what vicki's to do but shannon does a great job at it too yeah and kelly's like <hes> well this girl us seven children and shannon's like seven capped on that one. I want it so then creepy. Ask ryan this purple shirt like chimneys up like like steve martin. He's like hey. I'm just one wild and crazy. Guy went on babe pig in a blanket. That's what i'd like in kelly's like yeah isn't this where she beats. Babe didn't kelly introduced her to babe or is this shannon's been eighty. I think this is who shannon's maddening 'cause they like. I'm pretty sure they kiss yes right so i think this is the first meant they will. They kiss. That's why i was like shanahan. You know i wrote. Dan kelly said shannon. Oh no maybe shannon said this is my in pay. He's hot and he's got some said he's hot. He's got hair. He's kelly. He said that keller said that amherst shirts unbuttoned like dan at the belly baton john connor. Do you listening to push that idea because i'm just amused by the idea of being terminated. You're listening to it the whole episode and you just we're john connor. He's a little door ke- so <hes> bronwyn in comes in and shannon just gives her the sanin luck for the new people. She's she's giving her half ace like no new person and she's also mad that she's extremely extremely good safe. Bryan shelton so shannon just gives her the stink. I think i and then makes herself smile. She's like wait this is your friend was seven kids. That is crazy. I'm i'm not jealous. Oh ooh that she's in a stable. Parish has had many children that has not affected her waited. I am i'm happy for her. Look look at me smart. We let me shake around in my chair. I'm so happy you very accepting of of young gravy over here. Well if pyong gravy wanted people to like her. She shouldn't have her first name. Begun act started gravy thirty right well miss. Well miss young gravy your old. I start gravies so kelly psych. How did you nurse all those babies. Ooh ooh wow the here's how i did it the first one i nurse twenty six months and the next one sixteen months and the one after that i'll just forget it i couldn't. I just started putting cream cheese on her mouth. How just attachment to the chandelier may go up and down a bunch of times so then kelly's like yeah look at it she she breastfed too long look at our boobs. They need a boob lift. She needs to live shannon is a boob lift so <hes> bronwyn describes that her mom is sixty four the reason why brahmin looks so good. It's because her mom is sixty four whereas the bikini amisi a picture this mother and she is wearing she is wearing a bikini and she's got like dreads and she's also a doctor doctor with doctor deb and she's into plant based medicines. She's basically like a new version of lydia's mom but even more out there yes. She's lydia's mother replayed by betsy johnson right odier. Suv looks just like her so then shannon's like wow this is about fan dan hi i'm gonna dance. I'm gonna care signed. Gonna do what mozzarella sticks possibly surrealistic again. Gamma began to me so <hes> we speaking of fun we then head over to emily at home where she's helping helping her kids reading something which is basically her senior kashmir like the itsy-bitsy sparred or choir and and the kids are just being nightmares because they're young. They're running all over and screaming and yelling and she's like i'm going to call buddy. You just keep reading says he you could see facetime sane. <hes> and <hes> shane is like <hes> <hes> or useful to warez loyd <unk>. He's like no. I are you at your parents house. Yeah that's my dad. <hes> <hes> my girlfriend's bedroom snow orcas on honor honor honor runner. He's still hilarious has ever hiding in his parents house metro. I like also so the emily was like don't pick your nose do not pick your nose and that she stops and like azziz boogers deliver a hand and then picks up the phone and starts dialing this poor emily. I feel for emily right now. I also liked <hes> fisker. Fisker like walked into the room like little bandanna like okay. You wanna fucking kick me. I'm ready for you now. Bitches oskar what fisker taking no more ship from this family ever again about poor dog has a little limp. It's like been through a lot of finally has gain the confidence to like attack his beliefs and telly telly. Emily tells us she's upset because she stuck home with the kids. She's working all day. Her husband husband is like studying so he's never home. You know so. He's taking his right because he told her am. I gonna pass them by the term time. I'm gonna need to not have kids around me so now. He's just never they're yeah poor. Thing is miserable and you can tell in her interview licht too. I mean emily gina both have the most depressing interview look i've ever seen yeah. Emily's is like a red dress like a boob malicious draft addresses fine but she's wearing these big thick gold chains around. It's just such symbolism. I feel so bad for her and she's trying to face time with shane and the kids are making all this noise and she's like turn off your book. Turn off your book. I'm like if your book has to be turned off. I don't think it was a smart purchase in the first place. Books are not electric. If you are my kosova third off not a kindle it was not again. Okay make caps out. I'm going to yes he just gives them all a little bags pirates pirate booty and then you just there's a wide shot. There's a wide shot of the living room and she's on the phone. She's one kid who was like pushing. Those like speaking book another kid doing something else and another kid. I don't know if you saw this. Another kid was doing like a slow dance with fisker fisker was on his back legs and the other kid was holding fisker by the pause and they were dancing. Fiscus came into fight and i found love instead yeah. This is why i've decided to stop pink class defensive a little showalter down so emily's like shane rain. It would be really great if you could like come home to hall and saying thank mag. You're doing just fine coming back for his second second season. Try you know normally this is where husbands tried to redeem themselves after last season where saying at the reunion that he's taken so much shit from people and people are so you mean to them online and so this season he just comes back being brick. Gonna just double down on that. He's not going to change for anyone but people with kids study for the bar and they still help out at home. What are you five going to your mom's house to hide your bedroom from your own children. Come on yeah so now we go over to. A place called cadmus smith's via. We are about to have a behind. The scenes look at the new feature film cats starring yeah. This is like a cat adoption place with you. Go and you can bet the cats and everything so kelly and julie go to atmosphere chemistry or laguna and kelly tells us. I wanna get a pharaoh kar. The love rats on the beach. There are a lot of their dorks dorks and the beach called rats. Wanna get a feral zero cats to kill them barrow. She kept saying pharaoh feral cat like me. She got just so many rats affair. Okay okay jolie's like no. No one wants a cat. That's like mia farrow okay. I want a feral cat. I wanna barakat. She just keeps saying that so then the producer's like no no. It's not feral. Cats feral cat good because i always wanted today mike how will farrow she. You probably goes like sprouts farrell. No that's pharaoh what i can't keep up so christmas carols so so we go into this place and there's there's a lady at the front desk and her her little. Oh placard says crazy cat lady the phone rings and she goes meow. Thank you for calling cadmus fairly good and i can. I help you and other that he's like okay guys. If you're gonna come in and see the cats. We're going to need you to sign a waiver and kelly's like why is it gonna scratch me barrel faeroes so i i love the fact that this scene is read it in the idea that there's a rat problem in newport. They're getting blake. Self-defense cats so the thing is that kelly hates cats but she wants to get a cat because of the rampant rat problem facing facing and she's been catholics before and then we see a montage of kelly fighting but they dubbed over like catfight sounds which was more funny than it really should have been pretty good. You ought man so so she's telling the lady she wants this. This cat to kill the <hes> the rats. I'm she's like but i think there are coyotes on the beach so i'm ladies. It's like yeah <hes> when we adopt our cats out. We prefer that they stay indoors and she's like oh next year. Real houses of orange county so turns out. There's a rampage rampage trae cap problem in newport now that happened so <hes> she's like. She's talking about how she doesn't like cats because they a box. It's just gross. I'm like hello that is like the most the best perk of a cat. Is that like you know the dogs or other animals as you gotta like race backup but they're just gonna shit on your floor like a big old shit right there but the cat they like they do their own thing. They bury it. I mean that is like. I mean how kushner kushner love that yeah yeah. We're just different people you know i like an animal that takes care of it so she won't touch the cats he's freaking right and then they sit down to talk and joe lee is kelly. I don't like touching posey's so but never mother daughter not ask you about brian and psych now because he's mad that i introduced him to you right and they have this conversation and it's really saying something like how gold diggers go after michael but kelly goes after rich people or something like that and she's like like like the milk manage like no that was poor or the cash and we get a grip of the bank owing talk retail town dot dr tacky heat and then we come back to kelly and julie just talking talking and then he sneaks up behind kelly and i mean i lost my shoe because oh the catholic high classic cat ever seen someone terrified of gats especially when they've been sent from the future <music> so gina and emily go have lunch and i emily is in a bizarre a clown caller amodu maroon sweater. What the fuck is emily wearing right now. I i don't know like i'm. I really think that she's gonna show up at mickey's effort midnight drag show anytime soon lesser so so then gina they're looking over. The menu at super grid engine is like yeah. I've had a big appetite because you know what happened and its silence while i'm always looking at her like stink phasing facing face stink basting basting face. Yes okay tell me what happened even so emily is the one who it sounds like emily's who got her out of jail right or some. It sounded like that for what they were talking but she's like all right. Tell me this is totally not something. We're doing just for the cameras so gina's like well. I was at a warm event at my friends and you know looking at leggings. Jag ings schwartz wore leggings big leggings mm small leggings and the little cop and it poured up over and over again. It's like wine wine wine so much wine. It's hard to keep track of so. Did you know how much you had are yeah but i felt okay. I'm like you can't talk about a little cup of wine that kept refilling like without your knowledge. I know i totally know how much i had yes well. I mean i know i drank. I just wanted to get home to the kids and she's like well when they pulled you over. Did did you think d._u._i. And she's like no not at all i mean like i didn't think it was for that at all law and then you know the girl that was with me my passenger and the passenger seat. She had a rhody komo. He's like oh so you're all jackasses. You know my biggest concern. When i got pulled over. I was worried that the police officer could smell them. Mozzarella sticks sticks on my breath so emily tells a sort of a good thing of d._u._i. Get your license taken away and you're always going to be tone. Is someone with a d._u._i. Which means you're irresponsible and make bad decisions cut to emily's children like tearing apart the pillows so gina your children kicking a dog sign of being a psychopath subpoena is like is so scary when it went to a went to the g. l. like what sells the have clear walls and you can see from sell sell sell and i'm telling you now a single cell had pulled it said gather. How do we know where to gather seven okay it was it was just one coin there and he was bashing his head against the glass over and over and i thought oh my god i am. I going to be putting this out with the crazy guy. I'm like when is we're going to get ryan out of here. He's hurting himself so crazy and awful thing. I didn't mean this kind hi to wall. I didn't mean i'm on the wrong side. Also with like gina put into like magni does prison is in or something like that. Why was she does giant z. Glass prison your child in the cell next to her moving toilet around with his eyes or prison experience was directed by tarsem or something like what what is happening. What is where did she go. Where do they sender so. She's like disappointed in me and emily's like no. I mean yeah it was a dumping to do. You know you're lucky it didn't become a custody issue that could immediately become a nightmare for you and when she tells us genus drinking more divorces more difficult than she's letting on and it manifests stupid decisions like did she pick up that sweater for you that that would excite you still like me as a friend though right yeah no. I love ever know <hes> <hes> going on. Just don't put your herself. In that position that will endanger anyone else and i know you're a good person and i'm a good mom and i love you and check. Please issues paying exactly so now we go over to bronwyn house with six forty one in the morning with the baby and i was like already bracing acing. I was like okay. Let me see how this gonna go it's going to be it's so hard having so many kids that never and being a mom. It's hard but it's like. It's so rewarding but there's always this to be done and this to be done. I was like i'm not ready for this. I i hate these sort of scenes and guess what it wasn't like that at all yeah i was i was i was kinda. Surprised is to only see. I was really scared. When i saw this picture calendar you know that you get made at the walgreens or whatever and it's a photo calendar and it says every family has a story matt cursive yeah. Here's what ronnie i also was scared about that and no it's worse ronnie. You're we're actually you're actually incorrect about something. It was not a calendar it was a it was a family picture that was on the wall and those words were painted on the wall all above and below it <hes> yeah because i looked at first. I was like what a stupid calendar now. It's like wait a second. That's written on the wall. I was like okay. This woman is terrible as afraid but then she you know she seems fine to me. I mean he's actually fine yeah. I'll say this she talks way too much as she talks very quickly taking notes as what is i've got two pages of notes of her just monologue about our family and here's why had kids you know. I don't know anyone with seven kids. Mostly balanced the introvert row is a classical dancer jacobson musical kid the twins cadence cadence we incur mike thinks his his way coa is it has many devil and hazel is happy all the time to pass baby. You can help for. I mean everyone thought we were in a commune because we have here we lived in miami and they don't really bear their children. I mean eh eh cra- bla-bla-bla that is so much it was. It was definitely a lot of exposition but i guess when you have seven kids. You need a lot of exposition. The kids seem to overall like nice kids and well behaved and everything was like it. Just i would just was shocked that it was everything that i expected from her. So far in this early scene did not come to fruition <unk> wishing. I mean that that painting aside she was like she was actually pretty chill and she even sang at one point like since there from miami she was like <hes> she basically was like like you know. When we like the wives of miami they do that. Being a parent was part of your identity but an orange county. It's a competitive sport. I was like oh so. She doesn't like she doesn't even liked even lied about the fact that she's like. Big was not that lead but either way. I was surprised i was surprised yeah and she's like someone said is your son. Even going to act is his school academic enough and she's like he plays in the dirt like fucking cares. <hes> says she was born in a trailer park delaware and then her mom fell in love with the surfer from huntington bennington so they went to visit <hes> the grandfather in laguna. He was richest held. She's like and that's when i was like i want a nice life so happen and she met sean her husband frat party and he was like hey are you jerry hall from star trek and she's like no. I'm bronwyn and they got married and they went and and happily ever after and then we see sean. Sean has to go back to miami for something and he's like oh. I guess spun mentions it and then the kids like what miami emme we. I didn't know seriously dad dad dad dad dad hadad that they're all doing dad. Add add add add add like when they were coming down for breakfast and she put the baby in my chair seed takes the bag of pirate booty. I don't know why pirate movies all over on. Let's see it's like we don't eat bootie for breakfast. Do not booty per breakfast. The baby is like just reaching for delicate like risk layer like no. I will have parody. Thank you <hes> so yeah. So then we go over to kelly alleghenies in the rain pelicans flying in the rain pelicans in the so we covered kelly she is going to cause medicare or brian's moorer ooh ooh and says she walks into his office new like hey stay in dry. It's like non around you. He's like okay. Hey ben join us right now. What jonah so he's got. He brian got her a whole bunch of roses this at and he's he's like so cheesy all of a sudden. He's like hey listen. I just want to thank you for the past couple of months. I you really meant a lot so here is a shoebox greeting card for you. Maxine cafe better than me atta gift and i just he had the secretary. Bring him the flowers which i thought was funny. He's like thanks cat. Kell what you close the door. He pulls out the little gift and behind him is another. It doesn't roses so i'm like well. Where did you get your roses donner. What is going on here so kelly's reading the card like roses are red violets ultra blue. I've got a boner hope it goes in you. Oh so sweet so he's it's like hey this is sofia so she's a very hot designer very hot very hot. Those are diamonds done in rose gold the gold. I know this to you. That's how i knew. It was like wow this is a really exciting romance happening right right now. See they talked it day so they talk about michael and how michael doesn't wanna meet up brian all this stuff because all this complications jolie michael michael. Does you know maybe michael jealous yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada tehrani matching it off because i didn't write any more notes about the michael doesn't want me brian. That's it so tamra and shannon earn a car driving driving this crossover. It's usually wow i'll tell you cross over my fat tire not from my body and it's raining instill and so shannon. It's like please drive carefully aimed at that at that drafts and he's like man shut up. I was like well. That's good. Did i mean at least he wasn't saying you know something racist. Yeah yeah like trying to think of something else after all and horrible at the same time like that this is tamra so shannon if you'd noticed in the episode shannon's face looked slightly refreshed and that's because to earlier she went and saw dr reagan herself self and we see footage of like this like needle da da da da da but it's like that scene in the movie brazil. That's what's happening. I don't remember number now. She's her face lifted over her head. You know so timber wants to have like sort of like bech party. I'll bet so you know. I'm not sure something like that. At spach gear house patching i dunno too so she's going to have everybody over and then they drive up to branch office and they see kelly's car there which is g wagon. That looks mustard yellow to me. I'm not sure what color yellow nontraditional g wagon color he yeah. I was like i don't know about those g ragged and and didn't you wasn't joe leasing early earlier in the episode. God this car so ugly. Kelly's he's like no with indiana joel i must've i probably she probably said that and i probably didn't think anything of it because i didn't realize the exterior car. Was this strange color. Yeah and tamara's like oh my god. That's agnes keller k. back ever said about laugh. It looks at pebble shah. I'm like it's literally the same color as your shirt shirt and the makeup you have on your face so don't want to break the bad news to you but yes you have face diarrhea. Oh my god do you wanna get into tweets. It's only god of course of course after tell everybody what happens what has kelly and kelly and tamra obviously you're not going to be getting along the season at some point because they're fighting adding on twitter because she and these are all out of order. I was just as people who light. I'm okay so this one is kelly going living in koto. You're rich ellum maffeo for laughing. Modi's who says that koto is in the sticks and then tamra replies. I pay them. I has is. I don't old man for many and dan kelly robak. Boyfriend is your age so i guess you're saying you're old alum peyot six six laffy faces. This is an so tamra writes. Let's compare income it. That bothers you that much <laughter> laughing face and she goes take c._b._d. And relax michael was the president so then many public companies and i was left with a windfall not a salary you rely on solely. Who did you marry a spin instructor. Ah when you time runs out on the show hashtag you are next. Let's see if your husband's sticks around hashtags sugar mama notice that clearly he doesn't she doesn't she doesn't say i don't marry for money and she's just like yes. That's all i am very busy. Social media because a lot of shit was happening on social media during the bachelor in paradise so my screen shots let again and so they are arriving. They arrive at the office. There's like a step and repeat in the office. I feel like that's excessive having a step and repeat in the doctor's office yeah just a shot the new looks but still yeah and they're all looking at before and after pictures of each other because i guess they've all had stuff done yeah so they're yeah they're basically they're shannon. Shannon needs to get a follow up and kelly is getting botox so they all they're all having like a like. A plastic surgery moment uh-huh yeah <hes> so kelly santa sitting there and he's looking interfacing is like well. Here's the benefits of a taking bones from we're told putting them on your t. or whatever whatever the fuck they're talking about and kelly kelly's like their boobs booze in terms like yeah shannon's burbs shin- something with that sad look like you're skinny. Now you're dating mental wanna motorboat votto shannon titties watermelon titties. No one wants placate titties wants. I actually call them. My young rabies. That's pretty in being pretty current so then it switches over to her party the party that's coming up and cameras cala asking to ask if if you'd be okay if i'd rather bekker's to the party and kelly's like if i see her. I'll walk the other way pocar yeah because i had forgotten about this but at the reunion last year vicki choose kelly of doing coke so we got to see that interaction economic that you don't do coke what i don't go go. You're coke. You're you're pinkett ditz and then this all stemmed from kelley saying something about vicki's wait right with. I don't know how that came up but because they basically call me fat and it's like no i didn't or maybe she did. I don't remember but yeah but i'm sorry that i'm heavy but i don't do coke and nowadays they did yeah now. Israel can't invite friends over because they think that they're gonna have like kelly is going to be doing coke at the house yeah. Could you imagine kelly were that sort of coke head. She's out there doing lines while her daughter fringes walking around. I know kelly worried about who's friends can come over when she's like trying to get like an army of feral cats around the house yeah so <hes> knows knows tamra got in there well. I didn't wanna make girl code of anything of course never timber would never do that. She got in trouble last year for inviting people. Whatever so oh that's over now. We're gonna forget about last year as much as possible yeah and kelly just like oh sure just get really drunk and sloppy and then it vicki's up which is really going in the pool <music>. I'm like yes. I would totally support that. Get drunk and sloppy kelly. That's what we wanna see and of course tamra. The good person is like i just i just want these teddy alon on that thought about just hysterical lawn but no one is taking the epithet to get along. That's all she wants. All hammer wants is just a peaceful world guys and that was the end of the episodes. 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#799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

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#799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

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I'm really loving this new Mike. Shannon's doing this thing where she's not be too young person. I will just stay quiet over here in sip my drink with my eyes rolling behind, you know, she's being all nice, but she's really getting more evil. And that's I really like watching Shannon getting perturbed while Tamas trying to ruin everyone's. Live and Vicki's over there. Everything's great with Steve while arranging for a self to fuck some olive garden chef. I mean, it's everything we live for in this show. Yeah, it was good to see classic tamra back in action. You know? She's like no longer busying herself with baptisms and hitting on Vicky. She's just like, let me get back to what I do best, which is spreading gossip about people. And then all of a sudden when like I'm in the spotlight, I just wanna stay out of it. You know, that's like that's classic tamra, and we got a whole bunch of it today. And there was also you know, different parts of the opening, make sense as the season goes on, and we see what clips there referencing and Vicki's defend buses leaving. So who driving the driver seat. We got to see that again, of course because it's the opening. But one of her examples of being on the fun bus was the saddest birthday party. I've ever seen that real housewives show, which was Steve's families, birthday party for Vicki that Rando Mexican restaurant where she was trying so hard to pretend to having fun. I know I'm all season long. I like have been quietly chuckling every time the open credits come on this show Vicki in that some borough tilting your head left and right, like a little pendulum, like I'm not pot short in brea. And so it's fun to finally source source that clip. Yeah, it's like the satisfied ever. She's like throwing so hard to have like. To spend food restaurant. Left now, just a mediocre Nacho less. So we open up with tamra at a doctor, some of the now every episode this season. So my God, it's between this shows. I feel like OC Shah's a sunset shit should just be relabeled as medical shows because there's always a doctor's visit every single episode and this doctrine here. So stilted, I'm wondering who he supposed to be. Kelly was really turned on by him, so he's supposed to come in and take Kelly. I'm not really sure what's going on, but he's very cast and the girl sitting in the corner like she in the Blair witch project or something when he's in the room, like it's really weird. But I like about this doctor is that if you put him in a little black bonnet, he could look like a villain from sense insensibility you know, like a gossipy aunt be like, oh, this is very nice. Have you spoken to Mr. Willoughby recently? He is getting kind of that gossipy woman face gossipy British and face. You know, like. Like from the eighteen hundreds or seventeen hundreds. One percents insensibility. I think it was eighteen hundreds. He just looks like he is standing on the side of the ball staring at someone a young heroine suspiciously, you know, ready to plot plot planned to foil her romance ankle than acapella the batch. Ankle hill and stead at mountain at broke. But in Lebanon mountain confusing, betcha and Badghis. So she tells Kelly comes with or. So Tamraz like, but this come etiquettes order. We're gonna bone, MC moncus, democracy on bang, like monkeys, monkeys, bang like, no, they just reproduce through like coughing on each other. Tim, say biology lessons actually gets dumber with age. Like rotten fruit. I don't wanna see tamra and Eddie banging monkeys. I feel like that's like involves feces just throwing shit at each other and like loud howls like howler monkeys. Like I feel like if I were walking through the jungle and I heard monkeys banging, it'd be like, get me out of here, which is pretty much what expect Hamra and Eddie's sexual experiences to to resonate like. Something like that. Planet of the, but you'd never really root for the apes movie wouldn't really work. Killiadts. The statue of Liberty's in their backyard. So then we see we start talking about how Kelly was spreading spreading it around all the girls that Steve, Steve shove 'as lodge is just using Vicky for money for tortillas or whatever, because he's very, very Hispanic and Kelly's like yours. Steve dumped her. We went to Kabul. She was hysterical only look, good friend and then she, she got him back. I have no idea, but he was living with his mom. I mean, she was really, but heard about it, but her her mom, he's Howson Moore yadda. But to me have to s know now they're like, wait a minute where why is Vicky Mike the home for runaway old people? Because Kelly is basically like Vicky has a pattern like guys always just move into her house. And that's probably because she has a nicer house with a grotto in the back as opposed to Steve who probably has a one bedroom above Conlon Maria didn't work on this show. Okay. Marietta is not Bravo. Bravo brand. Okay. I'm sorry, condo. Intestine just does not fly with us. You know, Vicki very bookie bookies very controlling. She's not going to just be like, okay, I'll give it to your place, no way. Are you kidding? One of the biggest five she ever had with Don was overthrow pillows. Well, she also probably she probably sees her house as being part of Bravo history right like so she feels like she probably can't even give it up because it's in Koto and that's where it all began. So she probably just makes everyone move in with her plus also they're poor. That's where Lincoln was shot of this historical. No, not ABRAHAM LINCOLN. The olden have had it just got to. Yeah, it's in the walls. Now. Hailing can be. Who. She gets a call from the mechanic in. So Kelly, hi, Dr. Kelly's like all in love with the doctor. And he's, I guess what too much motion is what we are trying to avoid robotic hot doctor from sense insensibility. Without his bonnet on. So basically the big news is that in two weeks tamra can transition into a flat shoe. So then tambor's like really sucks for us sex life which we have a meta sex life. We're gonna bang like monkeys because that's doing sex sex sex. Everyone like, okay, tamra we get it tamra, you're being the sounds like totally confident like a woman is being. In the back. Okay. Go through that again. Condomi bit. Sam going to stick up. You're not kidding. So Gina goes to goes to some far more with Emily. Yeah, she's like when I'm moved to Orange County, I was having to him. I'd lied hit every playground. It was winter back. Look. I'm like, you are so sad right now that you had the time of your life because you've got to go to multiple play grounds like, honestly, it's time it's time to spread your wings and just go anywhere with them, like go to autozone. I don't care to arrive lease, go to Chili's. I don't care. But if multiple playgrounds in the winter is your version of living your best life. You have to revise some things. Yeah, you wanna know to real vacation feels like send those kids to their dads. Okay. Give him full custody and all data. So you have it gazing? Yeah, exactly. So gene Emily there at this little farm Tanaka farms, and they like hop into a wagon with these. Our kids because they're going to go on a little tractor ride, and they all get like the farmer gives them carrots and who. On, we have to watch a prolonged seen of her like plugging carrot like out of her throat that had like a string on it and like Emily, do you know how to do. What is going. How did you get that big junkie carrot on there with the stem still attached, like just swallow it whole. She's those that personally CEO use a carrot on a stick. And then she literally eats the carrot and the stick. She's like, go move stick. Oh, gone owes a stick. Don't worry. Everybody. It was just a big stick. So they go on this tractor ride and are talking about talking about like dinner that they had the night before where the Shannon tamra and just waiting for shunt into Komodo for show. I'm like, Shannon is the most raw housewife we've ever seen. She is so not initial. I don't under- understand what she's talking about. She's like, she's like constantly freshly multiple. She just got out of her skin skin. Lost point. Oh, three pounds because I just had my skin. And fortunately, the new skin smells like match cheese and three pounds, heavier heel skin. Forty to fifty negative skins on me. Here, lie Shannon, dougher skin, multi, my David Shammas my initial. She just doesn't like you very off the shell about that. Yeah. I feel like. She is fully like like she is open shelled by. She is a full on open scallop. You know, her hatred does not mean she's in shell. She just has like open shell hatred towards you've until he trained. So Gina's like. I just thought if opinion debts walk thing from a different place that place, we got opinions once county, which is the Piquet shin trust me still no. Still number the net go, jeez, this girl is like a broken record. She just keeps saying the same shit over and over again and also denv attractor writing attractor, which be my ear. Then the guy's like, okay, now you've had a care it. Now we get strawberries just fucking take a rake and just start beating me in the face until I'm dead. Take the softest most innocent garden tool and just kill me with it geic. Why? Why? Why are you? So we'll go around into tractor, eating fresh things out of the ground. I wanna housewives, seeing get the hell out of a forum. Listen, you're the one who is like all, like, like like like vegetarian now that you should be happy by there you go. Face diet. It's taken me one week with carrots, and now everybody needs to die around me. Okay. I'm gonna start with my hands just because I'm getting so angry on my diet. I was actually happier to see them in at a little farm as opposed to sitting at another like ridiculous copy shop and strip mall called something like coffee and me something something ridiculous. Like here we serve coffee and cheesecake and also dream catchers. That's so so. So yes, gene is complaining about Shange Shannon. Doi- is not nice to meet. She's cold. She's a pole of what text poll of what and I guarantee come reunion time channels like, apparently I'm cold. Apparently I'm Paula vote or Czech's low pressure system living in from the north. I guess that's what I am. She's gonna. Remember that police strike. Apparently I'm polar bear. Well, hey, it's anyone see the train. I guess I was expecting the polar express, the come through on account of my more checks. So then nothing to say about polar, isn't that Adam sitting here racking my brain? There's nothing else that. That. Well, I guess I'm the polar vortex no one's a care that I'm melting away because climate change Gina. So. Make sense. Vortex is a weather, polar cancer. Apparently. L.. I guess I'm Canadian, how coming in from Canada with my cold first year. So. Good day. Gina, though I actually do think Gina has a point because anytime Gina says something, you know, she's like it's an opinion and they're like shut up, Gina. But then everyone does have something to say about her marriage. I think the difference is that Gina delivers her opinion never brash annoying way which was why it rubs people the wrong way. I just work through my own interests. I just think that Jeanette just won't shut up about it. It's like every time she's onscreen everytime she sees one of these girls. It's the same exact thing. It's like pushing the button in her and she's like me map with a friend, best friends. Anyone who knows us knows what best friends, but it's like this. It's not given. I feel like maybe there's other things that we should be doing. You know, it's just not like marriage but were best friends, but like it's going to be fine. So she sounds like she's trying to convince herself, but she also just won't give them anything else to talk about. True. She also delivers. Yes, I rented. And then when she. And then when she when she delivers her opinions like you were going to? Well, I don't know what you're going to say, but when she delivers her opinion, she's totally bitchy about it. She is pretty much going to say, which is that like if she had an opinion about me, drinking diet coke, she was, I would never do that. You're gonna do that. Like I would never, you know what I would do instead, I would lose like throw myself off a bridge before I had that diet coke. I would never, you know, which is like it's not an opinion. It's, I mean, it's an opinion, but it's also opinion and making you feel shitty about it as opposed to being like, oh, doc, you know, that's not really my thing. You know, I just don't really like diago. 'cause not weird, as opposed to like that wouldn't make me feel shitty. It'd be like, okay, that's reason on diet coke. Yeah. Well, you know, of course I'm on her side of this scene, but leave it to the side the entire time by the way, but leave it up to Vicky. I'm on. I've been kind of annoyed with her talking about it, but leave it up to Vicki to get me on the side of the person who's making me the craziest movement like Vicky just has that knack. What can I say? Well, what really, really annoyed. Well, I was gonna say was at the end of the scene genus. Son is like, mommy, I have to. It's like, okay, we'll get you potty. Just I have to be right now. She goes, no, all the people go into the strawberries, which is like, so if there were no strawberries or you just let them drop trowel and p. right there in public, like get it together. It's not acceptable acceptable. Yeah, it's like it's potty. It's going to be potty, and that's that. Strawberries are grown in poop, so, but you know, I hate strawberries. So I mean. Just like this whole, you're out of all of this. You would never taste the anyway 'cause they don't even eat strawberries. So now we go to a fantastical wine shop in Orange County called a hidden vine on the lake, which is like really over the top for where they wind up going. So it's easy and tamra there at a wine shop there to do a tasting because Vicki ran into her old friend Dominica at the mall, and he's low wants to cook dinners. They're going to get some wine for dinner. They're banging think earned Dominica banging currently, banging, like Bank last night being. I don't know. I don't think so. I actually don't think so. I think, yeah, because her face, you know, Vicki's got something going on with her face. She gets those like this is about to shoot fillers at bowtie today, you know. So she has that look on her face so she can't really smile or laugh too much because she really does look like. Trying to think what she looks like. It's like a basketball in a hurricane when she starts laughing, you know, just like a bath, basketball flying in a cone, looks like, and so she was laughing so hard whenever she talked about Dominica. I was like, I know that like she's even going past the strength of her bow talks level right now to like flirt. But do you think Dominica be into Vicki? I think Dominica would be into a slice of ham on. I, I just I took me a moment because I did just have a ham egg and cheese right before this vodka. So just imagining Dominica like banging my breakfast sandwich Dominica with stick his dick into a coke can basically Dominica will fuck anything. I think. I think that's probably what we're supposed to be getting from Dominica and. Cure whore. You're just a whore say that k, which is fine. Fuck, cook, can't. What do I care slice of ham? Go ahead. I'm proud of you. Wanna watch delight bowl. Yeah, so so yes. So Vicki tamra are like this bar and biggies telling tamra that she and Steve are going to be looking at houses in the desert to buy, and she's like a happy together, so so happy together. I don't know. Not a lot of not. I mean, let's just go back to that birthday party. You know? That's not. That's not what Vicky wants for her birthday. Vicky pouring out Keila. So she can talk to the weirdo mom? Nope, that's not what Vickie wants a k. and then like we're so happy like he what's other type and him all the time. I'm overly Levick you get to that. He's due to do just so happy in terms like. To just like over there like listening. That's the sound of how gas tamra by gives the lex. She just, yes, she goes. She tells us sim that Steve, the guy, but set Brooks. I'm like, you never said that Brooks was the perfect guy. Never even said that he seemed like a perfect guy. You hated him immediately says, stop this bullshit. You can't gas. Let us tamra Barney. When they're talking about two medico we see a clip of the first time they had to Moco seasons, seasons faces and faces thousand seven. Yeah, faces eleven faces ago. And Dominica was like, hey, what's kind of breast. And Vic, double DS. Like cracking up and that's important for later. So tamra is like, yeah, Breck same and then got cap band and she's like, well, I hope it doesn't take your minute. Kelly moved in with you and. And. Tim literally just goes is like Kelly said that Steve had to move in with his mommy when you guys broke up because he didn't have it in. 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Finally, Kraft, MAC and cheese, meals in the frozen. I'll welcome back to Satan. Any. So he's like he's stayed with his mother that his Bobby because he's the better thought of Bobby, okay, very honest about his fierce. I very. Say he was very honest about his fears. Oh, she's she said, well, we had a it bit where we took a break because he was very, very honest about his fears that very very, very busy, very busy, very, very, very busy. You know, he just wants to spend type as. So busy in them. They show Vicki being busy and it's like movie theater, random, like busy, flashback sequence like stapler. Okay. Paperclips, whether paperclips allegorically, MRs. Pip eclipse, which is better. I don't know busy. Dippers everywhere. I, I can't get to see. Wind out on her little bluetooth walking around the office. And I also like biggies reaction as well to this, which is. Steve, Steve has more money than I do Stephen so rich, his money, so hands. We have so much chemistry and yeah, so much money. These are three things there. So. It's Larry is all that sweet sheriff money. Sweet, sweet. Sarah funny that comes get comes raining down. Yeah. So Vicki is based civic is like Kelly doesn't know what the facts at that as math. Which I also feel like as like, I don't remember the cheek. Did Vicki tell I think you told us because if you told that to tamra, no camera, she said she did. Yeah. She's like, I'm pissed about it. She asked bath. She's about the real business in terms like well, upset because of that because staved left caliber that she said that Kelly was doing the thing and the thing that somebody out Thad about the somebody else's said something about that. They started going into that like narrative. And this show is going to really just fuck all of our brains because the most of my new things are fighting about and they're just going in circles about them over and over again. So speaking, the habit in this episode. Yeah. Well, this was like, this is where things get a little fucked up because you know, Kelly is mad Steve. Steve said in page six, that Kelly left Michael and Kelly claiming that it was a mutual decision and he's like, no, Malcolm on stay married. He wants to say married, she was it was yellow. Him. She, she tweeted terribly. I'm like, you know, that's really fucked up. Because over the past three seasons, we saw Kelly was miserable. She talked about how controlling Michael was, you know, she tried to leave him and he'd like basely wouldn't allow her to leave. And she told all this stuff to Vicky and Vicky understood that. And so now for Vicki to turn it around and be like, oh, well, Kelly was always yelling at him. Kelly was always so nasty to him as of Michael's victim, I thought that was really fucked up because I always got the impression I Kelly was the one who was really stuck in that marriage, and she started snapping at Michael at the end because she just couldn't stand him anymore. Well, they are really like they were really like that volatile. They fought over every little thing at all times, and it's really hard to pick sides on this show because Kelly's actively trying to ruin Vicki's relationship right now. So Vicki's out and trying to discern, but it is too, but it is like a classic behavior and we've seen it on many of these house. I've shows where there is a controlling husband and the wife finally leaves him. And then he starts to paint himself as victim. I was always in love with her. I was always trying to make it work. I was just trying to be the best that I could be. I mean, Hello, Peter Bailey. I mean he's not. I wouldn't say that he's controlling necessarily, but he sucked. And that's just like the classic thing when someone who's sucks gets dumped there like I would have tried to make a work. I was trying my best, but I guess she just moved on. She was yelling at me and I was willing to take it because I loved her. Now shut the fuck up. Don't play like that. Well, Michael and Kelly, that's like one marriage like, well, you're both pretty. And also Kelly just betrayed Vicky by saying, well, last year, Steve left her and had to go stay in his mommy's house. So it's like this is one where it's really hard to pick a side because they're both doing it. Yeah, I will say that Kelly started it, but that's, you know, I mean, is this a real housewives of Orange County? And one thing you can bet on is that they're all wrong at all times. Yeah. So either way Temer now talking about the dinner that she had with Shannon, Gina, and Emily, and they're talking, they're talking about Gina, getting divorced and these. I don't really. Doing that like quick head shake thing. She's an asshole timbers. The cash told me about Falun for divorce because it's totally gross. Totally gross. Hey, children, surly gross gross. Been attitude about divorce. What are you doing it and Tamara's like, yeah, I think it's weird like they just wanna get divorce like, why would they wanna get divorced? I think there's something happening that we don't know about. I'm like, yeah, no shit. Sherlock. It's called her lives. And why would they ever why would Gina till you? You're like, an awful person of course, is not going to tell you and well, I'm going to save my disdain for later on when they really get into, but like the fact that these women fair basically and John calling bull bullshit because flippant attitude about but kids attitudes about marriage. Like you're wanting to talk. And I mean even says, look like we are not wants to talk, but Lin from experience mistakes. So then you know she has an injected basketball into her face yet, so there's that baby steps Vicki. Yeah, exactly. So then the lady comes out with a wine called him are NASA's or something like that, and Tim, oh, chairs to our Anise are NS. Got it. It sounds like a house NS because that's where I have sex sometimes with bounding like mangas bats. I can't wait to get this film NS agai batch. Make you just goes, she would say that. And then tamra doesn't take that Cafo. Wow. Reference to that's reference to meet calling it. Our NF got. Get one companies, so glad that they showed up to give them publicity. You heard it here on real housewives of Orange County. It doesn't taste like asshole. Okay. We'll see you for the one tasting Sunday night. Or you're saying before Carthew obvious at that doesn't. That's like the nicest, whatever, who knows who cares? Okay, so Kelly, Gina are exercising and they're doing the stairs, you know the the heavy stairs and genius thing on my good JC. We don't cuss. There's like the fanciest weeks to workout here. Yoga, hot yoga palatis jumping jacks, walking. This culture clash thing has end now Gina, all right, like this, like she like goes into the SUV marchers like, oh my God, they had the craziest things in California. You can get tomato soup. You get cream of mushroom soup. You can get chicken soup. You can get chicken stack. You can get chicken loss. You chicken noodle, chicken dumpling, whoa, in California, the limestone limits in different places. It's crazy town is crazy in California. You can get red onions and yellow onions and green onions. It's crazy what a crazy world and Long Island. You just get onions. That's all just onions, all different colored onions won't crazy. And you guys are not going to believe what she talks about. She's like, oh my boy. I'm divorce in map, but we're best friends. So it's not like of divorce because Philly still together because friends and we just decided when different. More like marriages ending rather than divorce because still like with the friends, it was still attracted to each other, but like we don't want to be with each other anymore and Guan. He's just go down. I never seen that go down like this. If you have you have seen a steelcase big before this is crazy, California. The strangest cases in the one guy, length steers are reluctant. In long guy. We just take a ska litas everywhere is that we did that we have this Escalade is no one county like, have you guys learned about escalates yet? Like this is Derek as like, why that's crazy. So then after the stair climbing, do you have anything to say about stair climbing? Well, just that I was really an amored with Kelly's crazy black leggings that had rainbows and clouds on them a really, I loved her shoes, her pink ribbons shoes. Look at that air we. So once again and Kelly again, as we're getting divorced, there's a living sex. It's weird. That's weird. Yeah. I don't think if you're honest, maybe. Maybe it asked his acting like it. So weird. The guy lives in a different city. I know why they do not notice this. Like it's so strange. I mean, they're friends. They get along. They're still attractive, but they're getting doors with the kids. He didn't do Jack shit to help out because he's living somewhere else. She can be on TV with our kids. Oh, yes, totally. Healthy wasn't gonna go or they'd spent the whole time saying, oh my God, I don't think he's good for us. Probably cheating on us. Never home. They were doing doing that all season until now. It's like it's to me. It's really obvious whether getting getting a divorce because she's basically living like a single mom, but without any of the benefits of being able to date or like screw around and he doesn't wanna see her. So like, yeah, I think it's, I think it's totally feasible that they are like like friends and they're attracted which other, but this marriage is not going anywhere. Like, what? What? Why is this hard to compete for these ladies? Yeah. Yeah. So mech Sepah gets Vicky shift amend the goal for twenty years. He said, when I cook it for you, the your friends suppod Lia. It was really funny during Vicky, doing Italian accent. It was like, strange. I didn't know how to process it, but left. I left it that it's either yet, but I think you're so pretty, you know that I got a paper towel. It was great. Making today. What do we make it. Yeah, and Vicky, Vicky toilets minute go that Don unlike her like him because he was too flirty, but whatever. So now Shannon goes to pick up a Kelly and she checks out the apartment Kelly's apartment that's staircase. Well, I just shuts more skin in your am a little bit later rand. Well, this nice, right by the beach. I bet you have a great view of every time David walks by with that bitch little bitter bitter. So I suppose you call those stairs spiral, which is what my life is taking right now. So that's. Thinks it's it's so strange, so strange going up to your apartment because I've, I've never got an upward spiral before. Just did coming down coming down. I do that every time you leave your house, you have to go into downward spiral. That really owns us. So then we skip over to genus house, which this is basically the terracing. Get. Little monsters out of the why being on the bread loaf. God is a nightmare that house. Of emily. Yeah. So Emily is getting ready and she's we'll, and he's like, what? I wasn't invited to the party of snow goes move. Move on a minor and learn learn on our. And she's like, do you want to? And he's like. Now. Sure. You sure you wanna void call fluence all other girls. These wis. Girls, good. On honor. Earner. She's like, Willie talk to talk to Kelly and she was one of York or so you guys can store over. You guys can really stored over. You want to do. He's like, wow, the ball the way to avoid awkwardness. It's like not call people by maims and yeah. Curls don't honor. No, no, no, no, no, no. Apologize with every he'd be more than happy new and. No, no, no. No, no, no kids are doing the wave in the back. Oh. Sit has cats. Okay. If you think I'm gonna ask Kelly to apologize, but I'm afraid she's fucking Timor Afon they'll see. I'm happy that we're on her good side, but I would be very nervous to be at her bats. Her bats. So. Before the women come over. The key starts telling Domenica who can flirt with. She's like putting check box, check marks by all the single ladies etcetera end. She gives herself. She gives herself an x and a question Mark because she's taken, but she's not married ak- back. And bit by this pit patter every time I'm thinking tobacco insurance for people because if you've ever cook and cook, feed your paddle explode your head. His manicotti. So that's like my second manicotti reference days. Coty Coty a five manicotti Abidi by the car. That's been my favorite hip hop duo, catchy. It pepper. Are all start arriving and she's like head to BIC debt. Sturdier. They're like doing that arm in arm like Irish, like tap dancing, Lord of the Dan river. Some weird like river, like river dance, but like. Lord of the Lord of like, oh. Wise, you know. Flies thing. Lord of. Listen Iceland look. So could yachties not flirt with me. The sound of her face making that basketball in a tornado. Creek Ling up. So everyone starts to arrive genus shows up in this crazy like white hat and our big long red coat. In fact, they're all wearing crazy hats for this. And I felt like, you know, Vicky was wearing like a green blazer. Gina was in this red and white thing, and they were just making the worst version of the Italian flag possible. I was like, this is just respect to this fine country. And by country in both Italy and America was what's the fidora's that are way too small. It's weird. It looks like a little like little puppet hats, maybe. Yeah, I don't know what's because in like in New York, all the doors fit normally. But in California, they like small, it's a strange thing and never seen anything like it before, and Gina could be lying about where she's from at this point. Like I don't even know if I believe her because she says things like this, I love it. You food packed up the Pete lives done? Yeah, McCloy away the minute. Those are like the most obvious things ever. Yeah, exactly. And when your mom's maiden name is Santa Neto, I think you should be able to like dig a little deeper than pizza pie, but I love Shannon showing up because Shannon always has like some of Shannon's best moments are when she's approaching the doorway. You know, she's always muttering something this kind of chilly a little bit here right now. Risky Bris other cold. I'm not sure that much. I haven't been here for a long time as like clips of some most random clips to throwing some random shit Brooks is in their woods. Looks like roses array, volatile, purple. Would you like someone pull my finger on a fart. So all the women are there and polls Kelly aside, and it's like a question on so like, you know how you and I had that really good conversation. I was wondering if like you like Shane. Oh, yeah. Of course to John's lock to him soaring to that dick, no, he's little bitch be still deserves an apology that little bitch. Put him on my laugh a little bit a little work. Dork Jordan's apology up law that good because you know he's Mormon. So he's really into God and you know, really into forgiveness, he'll stored over, you know, he's he's really willing to store it over the good guy. He believes in God, he believes in forgiveness and he's like, witty, sarcastic and strong. You know calicoes. Yeah, he's a good Mormon in. Forgive me. We know that good Mormon is. Yeah, exactly. Good, Mormon. Good Mormon. Now cover your ankles. Andy's good morning. Go with the hell going to go in the hell. What does that song from? Again, I believe that is room singing in the rain. Oh, yeah, you're right. Debbie Reynolds makes everything. Okay. Even Mormonism to ignorant people. Good, Mormon. Good Marmon. Don't have. Shame. I'm seeing this gene what a sarcastic feeling to be seeing in the shame. That wasn't. That was my musical comedy earner earner conservative into Craig's other charm by Thomas revenue. Got arrested today, couldn't have happened to a nicer person for one of those sexual assaults from a couple years ago. So see sucker and be two, three years in prison. So fingers quote, I'm sure he won't get shit because this is, you know, the south or whatever. And so he'll get some goddamn judging to kindergarten with, but good for you and Catherine hope you're making your move over there. Yeah. And the other thing, as long as we're talking about other and Tom for second, I also saw Patricia posted on Instagram or Twitter. It was video of Reese Witherspoon with a lady and they both were like they basically were saying something to the fact that I think they're in Charleston, and they're like, and and her friend was like my favorite show that Charleston is. It's like southern char, I guess. No, I'm sorry. What Reese Witherspoon was. Hey, what's your favorite show that takes place in Charleston? She's like southern charm and where this is like, it's my favorite show to Reese. Witherspoon is one of us. Oh my God res come on board. I'll send you Geraldine. Panja. Send me your phone number. Your aniversary spare key guest cabin the back. I feel like we would have such a fun time with Reese Witherspoon. I feel like we would like the three of us would go and like shoot invite us over two lovely house. And then she had a big puffy couch and she'd be like, oh my God. Let's totally wash like season three of southern trauma, but like short. And then she liked put out like a spread because she's Reese. Witherspoon says, of course she has a spread, but then you'd also have some like gourmet shits, he's up at Joan's on third, definitely. Great. Awesome. Wow. And then we feel should. 'cause like all we brought over as a bottle of sprite, you know, speaking of her that year actually being very generous in your telling us like literally more than we've ever, but it's reminding me of the plane to Texas because someone. In front of me was watching legally blonde, what a film. I mean, what a film I knew all the lines and my head I was watching. I was re watching. Never seen it. Oh, don't tell me we're just trying to become friends. Don't tell, but I'm like, is right now she's doing but clinches wall. She's doing stair climber in her house listening to this and she's very upset, I'm sure well, but if it makes makes refill any better, I am like, so completely obsessed with election. I've seen it probably twenty times and I own it on VHS and digitally. So like election entities. That's this. It's like, okay, good. It's kind of like what Tracy flick vol knows. It's nothing like that. Okay. Watch legally blonde. This very well. I mean, I would feel rude, not watching our new friends. One of her most successful move is I know research. We'll see a Wednesday. We'll see your place for real house of Dallas there on my God, don't put that fancy in my head because that like being able to watch leeann lockin with Reese Witherspoon would just be like I'm dead. No, I don't think she would invite Lianne. No, no. I'm just saying that we would watch leeann. She wouldn't. No Pence anybody. Okay. But, but we're totally classy invited by and then you become friends with her dog and then you in Reese with bond over that. And then I would feel sort of like I feel like an outsider now. I love your own feelings. Yeah. You've already hurt your feelings. I love it. Okay. So. So they start going over the checks and the checks tamra agrees with me. She's like, I think shits bound them. So then Emily comes in and they're cutting because it's supposed to be cooking class. What it's like the worst cooking class ever, which really leads me to believe that they found this guy literally just ran into him at the mall or like, oh my God. How you do other things. He was literally working at the Pearson pagoda, and he's like, I'm, I'm gonna talion. I can teach you things and they're all like just slicing things incorrectly and chop up some mushrooms and they're like, they're saute them in a pan this how you do it does I do? It starts flipping the mushrooms and she's like, it's not an omelette. It's not long limit. Like like what? It's not an almo it not on the listen. You're the one with a big middle spoon trying to start him in nonstick pan. So you have to be quiet right now. I don't even think emanation have shop too. To kill a up to him. But that die. That's Tamara's thing. She's all over the Twitter, you know, like shut up Emily threaten to kill somebody who cares hasn't tamra threaten to kill somebody before how million times. I'm sure how not. You try to get somebody raped by your own son in your house. Okay. Tamra, so keep it in possibilities. So so then dominicos like making some about chicken breasts, whatever, you know, like, well, what does chicken breast? We need, you know, they'll call back. Is this the callback? You were your United. You're united. It's like the first time, but then it's like you. It's like when you go on the Universal City tour walk more than once or the tour thing, and you're like, oh my God, they tell this joke to everybody. I wasn't special time and I'm not special now. And then when he I know what you're saying then when you makes the joke Shannon's face. Well, Well, I I never. I can't believe he even suggest something about breast just Berle divorcees here. He's just. Then Shannon sagoes, the women winner, chicken dinner. David. Joe. Does this? Does this one calories in David? I mean, Dominica it's so hard. I see a man sitting in front of me. I just I just want hidden. Is there chandelier nearby? Little warm, Miko. What has more calories a piece of iceberg lettuce. What. Uh-huh. What is more calories, a piece of celery or able of Vuccini off radio. So Shannon polls tamra sizing. Well. Trying Kelly, his pissed. She's really pissed because apparently they called Kelly yesterday in the wake of Vicki's conversation with Timur. Were tamra told Vickie Kelly, Kelly is saying the Wednesday broke up. He went to live with his mama. So Vicki is mad at Kelly, Vicki called Kelly and was like mad that Kelly's going around saying Steve, moved in with his mommy, you know, and and then we have, oh yeah, then we have a flashback of Kelly. The reason why Shannon knows this is that we have lashed back of Kelly in the Garowe. Shannon tamra forbade him told told me as I said, I said that forbade them for them. Yeah. So all roads lead back to guess who tamra. So they're talking about it and then Vicky walks in behind, but tamra doesn't tell Kelly, she's because that's so tamra and Vicki's full. Yes. Go comes up and Vicki's order to go on me and mommy mom only on now and then Vicki's bright winder September. Outta setting that I can't quite hear you. Kelly, Thatta Atlanta, Vicki. I was saying that thing about mommy, like, you know what I said about him living with mommy and Vicky goes, well, I wish I could see about Bobby. Vicky. Fight with your mother. Okay. You're dead mother is not a prop sword. Put her away. Talking about my mom. She here, hey, mom, I forget. I forget she died. It's like you're dead mother here use her as a weapon, just let arrest in the walls. Okay. For Christ that was classic Vicki. I was like, it's been a few seasons, but she's like, oh, here it is again, she's playing out. Her mom died. I loved it. So Vicki tells us, which is totally true. She's like Steve in the way of our relationship Kelly's the way of our friendship. Okay. And if you wanna bring drop, go somewhere else, I don't want drama. This dinner is central to tell you and abusive to do young people who are trying to go shops. Yeah, pretty much because they sit down and Gina's like, wow, I learned a lot about cooking my heritage. Actually, it turns out my great great grandfather was a piece of spaghetti. You know what grandma or Chetta always said, well, you never knew because you couldn't even hear through dimple. Which is ironic because or Jetta little ears. So isn't it weird that you couldn't hear her even though she wasn't a south, that's weird, right? Isn't that weird dump? Believe her. She's not such a major hair. You know what, though, she's just the big shell of a woman. Like literally she's shell. She's shells. You know method. I'm single again, but I'm considering certain to date rigatoni again. I mean, what? Well, it all depends if you still dating ZD you know, she's such a bitch. I can't. So, yeah, about a good dinner party. I'm gonna get dinner party. It's to the party. 'cause that's a good party. And we'll then why stammer talkie. I was like a Kelly Tamara's showdown bring it tamra means to be put in her place, but I think they're going to save that for later in the in. Yeah, exactly. So while Vicki is literally patting Gina on the head like they're lily, be quiet, stupid little girl. We then see Shannon, the corner talk, the waiter who is like serving food or saying, well, this is no point for my diet. Isn't it? So could you see you again? I'll frito. Got out free though. I'm so glad that they didn't fire you along with Heather Dubrow monster have a human being guess late me a lot spill. So now they start talking about divorce and and Vicki's like, well, you don't know what for info. There's no abuse, no adulterated. No pain, but it still could be raise it. You know? I don't understand why getting. I don't understand why getting divorced. I mean, it doesn't make any logical sense to me. I'm like, there are a lot of things that don't make logical sense, Vicky, you know, fashion, light switches. Ramps. Formats in the car. Paper machine. Dead. Pine cones. Actually, I think that's a good one to end on pine cones. Just imagine Vicky, like day two sets so bead. Literally hurts to pick these up. It's not a cone. It's not a cone pine tree, like, why is it called pinecone. So gene is like, I'm not feeling any pain at all. You will be paid so much a lot about it, what he would he be so does slot about it. Bakes set book, can't we? Women structure lives? Have we want to? And now it makes no sense hero since. And the talking is if like Gina is like about to like, like, be come down with Ebola or something. I don't statistic and two county at one another stat. I don't want it. Percent, the music, it's so dramatic and they cut it guitar player on the side. He turns he's one of the stats. Look at it. He's like me another stat. Do I need guitar player, but I am also a staff at. Two. Pocket tone. The king of stack eastern six. In getting getting bingo. Bingo. So gene is like, I know the man. I'm married to experience the paid. You have experience to you what it is. The statistic is eighty percent at away you to be statistic, get married to shirts, get pitchers. Okay. And then Kelly's like it's just don't. We're used to live. Slim one in from Michael. Like, listen, I know who I married an I know who we is and I know they are going to be. It's evidence be fine. It's very different, did fine. And Jessica. Well, we all think that until it comes down to the financial park and next to, you know, he's cursing current loop. The current loop. Well, how'd you feel when Matt corners you in a courtroom and started screaming at you in public? There was no one to help you feel about that. How did you feel when Mets are going to sperm races and right you anymore? How about that? It's all fun and games and tell someone eating chip right near face while they stare at you making kin wa. Fun and games until your ex-husband forces you to get onto a Palatine machine. So. The money for us. I give up alimony to see the family dynamic and he'll be me double the Elham only to see the family dynamic and this week, what this is never issue money in your insinuating. I'm saying it's all about the money. I didn't say that you literally just said until it gets the money Shan. Fantasize through everything pretty much even totally androgen. And right now she's asking. Okay. Just keep your mouse over there. It ain't about the money money. It ain't about the price tag price, Shannon. Now you're just doing Jessie j. I think your goal ticker, but you're, no, you're not missing with any broke rid Tony. I'll tell you that. Because we are leaving an material world and I'm not immaterial girl Kelly. I do. I'm sorry. I meant say, Gina. So then Gina starts our whole monologue again, blah, blah, blah. You know where. She's like, I don't know shit about you relationship. You don't share with me Shannon. You'll know anything on enough and Kelly stars using when you have assets whole different ballgame absence, that's dorks your work. She's massive and everyone's like yelling point Gina's, right? She doesn't have multiple assets taking that advising giving out right when she starts to earn a lot of money on her exact multiseason housewife. Why would you wanna spend half on him right now? She gets out now. She can get out without paying him this money. She can get out with getting alimony and child support for the next fifteen years or whatever it is. So financially she's actually not making a terrible decision. And if she's gonna be raising the kids alone anyway except for the weekends. What's the difference people get up? Right, exactly. Exactly. And I think also something that's a little unspoken here is that clearly the show played a role in their divorce. You know, like he doesn't want to be on the show. His face is blurred out in the in the photos. Okay. So he doesn't wanna have part of the show and she's like, listen, listen met. It's my first big is my first big thing I want do this, you know? So she wants to do the show. It's income for her fame for her. He doesn't want to have any part of it is probably the last that broke the camel's back. So like, you know, I don't see. I don't see why these women are so worked up about it. They're like, I feel like they're getting out of the right time. I think it's totally fair to be like, we just don't want to be married anymore. It's not working. I think that's, that's good. I think that's better for the kids. The kids have being a situation. I mean, Hello look at like tambor's kids. Okay. Or look at look at Vicki's he's kids are okay. They're fine. But I'm just saying, like, you know, kids get really damaged when they're in relationships that are like messed up. Also anybody around Vicki. I mean, my advice is just everybody get away from Vick Hewlett's Mike can't close is properly. They're still bugging he's terrified. Every time he sees her, brianna, moved away and Vicky says it. Brianna moved away because EV. Everybody gets divorced in in Orange County, which is interesting. I mean, he can fuck other people in Oklahoma to or wherever the fuck. They know they're in North Carolina. They moved away because he probably could not stand. I mean, aren't aren't county is a pretty red county like extremely controlling conservative, but he probably wanted to be more like in like more of a red state, you know, like he's because if you look at Ryan's Instagram, that's all I guns guns, guns. Guns are great. You know. So, and he's also a dick and he, he's always hated Vicki and and the show and all that stuff. And he's always wanted. She's always wanted. Home. She probably said, mom, I'm moving because I don't wanna get divorced. Like Vicky took that like, oh, got which caddy statistics where Ryan is like, if we don't get it, you can't Wayfair mother and fucking divorcing you. Okay, your binder. So the now the best part about this entire argument for me is big O's Jinnah. You took that in front of God, you're taking that input of God and she's like, well, I don't even believe in God. On county. You can't say that another atheist stat, stat. So I mean, I believe in a higher power and Kelly goes, well, that's God. And I believe in a God that's gone. And then Kelly, Kelly, the preacher, she's like everything I've ever prayed for has been given to me because I believe in God. These women. Okay. This is the attitude that grew up with and it makes me fucking crazy. You know. And I've told stories about my parents praying at the craps table gay and I'm not even kidding like that. It's not what God is. Okay, got us something different. Everybody else. And if that's what God is to you, that's fine. But the fact that you think that you're like sitting there in our money and a little fedora and like a decent alimony because you prayed for it. It's just fucking ridiculous people. Gay? Yeah, exactly. So gene as well, I believe in myself and because that's not enough, that's that's why you're in the place you're in. I'm like she is in a great place. Actually. She has realized that her relationship is not working out. They're going to like split up before. It gets too nasty and live their happy live. There have children. So like I don't really understand. I just like that is like nagging, Gina saying that she believes in herself. You can't believe in yourself. First woman she's ever said, don't believe in yourself. National up. I got what you want to get a job. Step. Leaving yourself, took a job, took took it. It's like the opposite of Vicky, Vicky. You've got some in your. I bet. And then Vicky. I love this. She goes, she better hope. She's right because if she's wrong, she's going to pay for it for attorney. It's a longtime, like I love him just like hell, shaming her. Just a full on hell shaming her over her spaghetti. Well, here's the, here's the alternative Kate. You go to heaven and you hang out with Vicky, or you go to hell and hang out with people more like yourself by why would I go to church? You know if anything's going to ever turn me off from going to churches to that humid or see in hell gene, so then well, that's why you don't have a moral compass inside your soul, which is like, so nasty as specially coming from Vicky. It's like, Hello, your compass. I don't know what to tuned to, but like you're not. You're not wanting to talk about compasses selling Pez candies and calling them cancer drugs like literally two years ago. So fuck up. She literally has like geometry compass my compass like, no, it's not the right kind of compass, okay. That's not what we're talking about. But you have a boreal protracted. You go circles, walkie circles without letting you don't have more anger this. Okay. Here's my so. Everyone's like, whoa, that was really mean to say that I don't have compass. That's crazy. No, no. I said, don't you have the mole compass? Don't you have a moral compass. She literally said, that's why you don't have moral compass every hole, and then Gina goes, he no way, no moral compass. You sound stupid. You sound stupid right now in item, do stupid. Okay. That sounds stupid, which is so good things. Someone throw that back in Vicki's face, and I hope that becomes the thing that they just play over and over throughout the years, like they've played shut up stupid. Yeah. Well, then then says something stupid. She goes, you know what? You know what I had morals and not because of God because I bought some sort of rules because I try to be a good person. I'm like, well, I hate to break it to you. But morals are really based off of code that's established by like God or rules or laws like he can't that morals about someone that someone guidelines. I actually don't believe that. And I hear that argument ally, I think that's incredibly. Shortsighted. I don't want to say stupid, but what people are just gonna think it's okay to go murder each other just because there's no bible. Like I don't think that I think that basic human decency in-laws, like could've kind of religious. I'm just saying that like there's their standards that are Christie ends that are created by that are generally accepted as by by whole, and like that's what people follow. Listen, I'm watching game thrones people murdering other a lot. Okay. So they have different morals in western. Okay. Church, and that's what I told him. He's, I told everybody that casts you're gonna go to hell for attorney. That's longtime. Slug of sixties will tell you that at least there simply in God, okay, seven of them. Okay. So she goes off running to the bathroom and they still just keep talking about it. Yeah, we'll wait before she leaves. Vicky. Gus, what are you? Gonna? Do you start to date somebody else with your kids that they don't like your kids? They Samsonite there your luggage. Like. Gene was like, okay, dateable I get it and channels. It's not bad gene. It's not that gene. Okay. What is it? Then? Everybody. So Gina, Rennes off crying because this abuse this addiction. Well, voice. I mean. Because he was like, Super Bowl goes fucking Brooks Lakisha across the country business meetings. And you know he did like destroy pillows, I bought, but you that's a real reason. You know, at least there were reasons. They're actually. Gina stands at the very first thing is somebody's having an affair. She's like, I mean, talk, you're talking about moral compasses and the thing someone gets up and has someone gets up from the table. And that's what you're going to say, the which the way, by the way I did look up the actual definition of morals because now is fascinated a person's standards of behaviour, beliefs concerning what is and is not acceptable for them to do. So I think you're right, you don't have to have. It doesn't have to be necessarily based off of. Just makes me crazy. 'cause that's always what I was told growing up like, well, if you don't, because, you know, of course I'm Gina. And that's always what I was told. Well, then you're just not gonna have any moral center, like everything they're saying is just so like everything I grew up with and I'm so sick of, you know? Yeah, I think it's when you're thinking about what is acceptable definition is like based off of what one believes is acceptable. The thing is what informs what makes you think what's acceptable is usually something like religion or code of laws, so well, philosophy, right? We're totally thing of the right time real. How. So it's fan. So Emily's because guess what I think's it's none of our business. Yeah, I'm like, John hammering it up. Didn't you just brought this up? You're the one who started all this somehow. I don't know how you started it. 'cause you're the one, you're the one who was. I think she was. She was the one who riled up Vicky at the wine bar was I said, what do you think about Gina's? You know she's getting. She's getting all divorced and flight. Why getting divorced? Right. Like what's up with this. And now she's like, it's none of our business come on. So gene math room and it does give credence to what she's been saying because he runs to the bathroom and immediately calls Matt. And she's just so mean to me and they just don't understand what would going through. And I just need a BRAC and directing Lena and Emily who knew. We as. Severally. Yeah, so she's there. Meanwhile, Vicki is. So they're talking talking it out and everything and Vicky. Meanwhile is outside angling. She's just notice that this typically left another one at another number two that billboard over the four five. This is just this many women. This many women got to reason in Orange County this year, five thousand. Gene Emily have a little talk and Emily's like who's what you need to do to see things for shooting in, then they say, okay, and then you just, you can have an opinion. You just don't be some too, but he is. I was friends with Matt best friends and with delta. It's like, oh my God. I repeat this every time you like I have to try and support you. You're not gonna support yet. Shut up. I actually think Emily's advice was good. She basically saying, okay, thanks take in what they're saying. But like you don't have to just like dismiss it right out front, you know, and meanwhile outs outside, like, I don't think she wanted to off and like all good job, staying out of it tamra, none of your business and Channing. Oh, I think she does him should have. I don't. I don't think she loves them. They're actually go crazy. There's so much projecting. Yeah, China's like I think she does want that to fourth because the w. Wentz it. And when they come back out, she tells Gina, Gina, Gina dedicate out, did this digit here? Why don't you come out? But you come out because. Fucking cow and I was upset, Vicky, which is what about you little. Okay. We just want to know what congratulations. You an SUV you're paying you're paying for it. I was just very upset and I'm like, not a person to show my upset the people, and they're just the Shannon's during her like upset is not amount. Little miss thirty year old using set like amount upset adjective. Adjective were verbal, but it's not a mount and not going to sit here at this table. Well, I guess desert serve, so I will you're a little bit longer. We all go into divorce, wanting to be happy rooting for her, but chances it won't be amicable. Okay. Chances are, it's not going to be amicable you think it's going to be amicable until you'll talk on Instagram, and you realize you were married to a long haired on not who's gotten a young person pregnant. Moi just want everyone to respect it. Everyone's situation's different. Okay. And then they cut the Shannon. Like I, I totally respect that you're being completely even dismissing my thoughts, very valid opinions on things. I felt good to get that out and by keeping it in my mouth, but it didn't get all the way out. Shannon just does a judgmental sip of vodka Craig's. So then we go over to Emily's home and chains. She's like, there's something there's something on the floor. What? What is this? Like? It came off of fisker. But did you say? But yeah, it's got a garden back there goes or cozinne on order. No, no, no, no, no, because she's like cracking up like, oh my God. Shane said that the dog has a Gordon back there hugging, and then she puts on time apple sunglasses, and he goes fanny. Earner. So Kelly is brought to Lee to her bodyguard, whatever. And they send the kids up stairs says she can have the talk Lessing. She's brought him succulents. She's like flowers. Five seconds, liver ever such dorks door. Succulent what succulents are they suck. That's what they're called. Succulents. See, brought him with suck plant. So then they just air. Literally, literally for the fourth time is episode, they show the clip of me on drill bitch, so you won't you. Like for no reason, they just they just keep hearing it. So. And he's like, well, this should be interesting because Kelly has a quick fuse and Shane is snark casting. She gets a little like a little bugle from like a lady bug on the couch or they'll be. Crunchy. Kelly's she's like nine new year at all. So I'm just gonna leave you alone. It's weird right then she's like stays. I'm like, I'll tell you what's awkward is the seating arrangement in this living room. They're like chains in his seat that's like aimed towards television. And then there's another couch in for the television and like Kelly sitting on the edge of the couch, like looking at Shane across the arm. And he's like fully rotated three quarters of degrees around like the chairs, rotated one way. And he's like, sort of twisted around. I'm like, can you guys like try to like sit in a proper formation right now? And I really blamed Shane because there's a full on cap situation and he just sits in his little chair like get on the couch and look at her like like a like a normal human being. Also not to be all southern Frahm about it, but you're sitting there giving someone dirty looks like a woman is in your house stand up? Yeah, it's, yeah. It's like goes beyond man and woman. It's like being decent. Fucking. Yeah, I agree. Someone's coming into the principal's office. Listen here little Torp k. this doesn't work for you and your extremely lucky. She's this nice about it because she could come in there. Rip you live from limb yet. He, he basically, he stood up and hugged her at the table. When when she came in, he said, a, he went over, you took the plans. He hugged whatever. And then they went into the living room. And then he just like sat down in that chair and the chair was the thing is the chair is an antisocial chair. It's not facing any other seats. It's only based on the TV. So like the fact that he chose that chair to have a conversation with her. Like I just feel like a I would have remained standing like you said until she sat down on the couch and then I would've sat down on the opposing love seat or on the other part of the couch, like for him to do that. I, it actually bothered me so much. It was like to me, it showed like a lack of awareness of the people who who were around him a lack of like manners, a lack of decency. It just was like tacky. It was a tacky moment attack. Seating position? Yeah, it was agreed. He's a little piece of shit though. She's like, don't leave. It's awkward for me and he's like awkward for you. We'd be awkward. So she's okay. Listen, little Torpey Torp moose. I say, would love because that's what I say that people. Of divorce, and it's really horn. Steve was e of, and I really don't appreciate this theme Vicki were there. Basically go through the same thing and he's like, yeah, but would I even say I've even Jack and Sally lives, and then I was just responding me because that was a fast. Quarrel border to sit next to me goes that might work against you, though a core burn on earn honor. Earner. And he's like, here's, here's what I have to say. If you want to confront someone, just show them what they said and then they can't refute it. It's like writing in their face and which points editors. No, I was gonna say for me and what happens? Actually, many of our viewers who also share direct TV got the glitch and next new. I was midway through the coming up this season on Orange County, so I didn't. So I didn't. So basically, I'm glad he's. He's like so behind evidence because there's plenty of it of him being a fitness face. So he'll get, he'll get evidence that he needs come reunion time, probably twenty more times clips until then. So yeah, he says, if you want to confront, someone have evidence if she goes well, that's the lawyer in you coming out and chains like, no, that is my commonsense k, it's called commonsense coming out. It's not that I'm a lawyer. It's common sense. And Kelly just looks at Emily. Like here he goes again, do you see what he's doing? And then she goes, okay, well, I don't have sense, but I've caught him like Kelly's like willing to start a fight over this. So Saint just looks at her and he goes, okay. And then she says, look, she says my choice, here's my options to call him a little bit. Flip them in the forehead. Give him a wedgie Shelvin locker, and then grabbing by the years slam into my knee or just get over it. So I'm just going to get over it. So she's like, so what do you guys doing today? And he goes, well, we're probably going to just stay here and talk shit about you and Calcutta. Goes. She does not like really low guttural laugh that this and Emily's, like Shane, just no, no, I like you. And that's how it ends. So they make up, but he's bas- basically she apologizes, but her apology says, when I get mad, that's how I act. And I was mad. So that's not an apology is just thing. Now, you know, next time I'm mad. I'm gonna act like that and then doesn't apologize at all. And then just continues to do exactly what he was doing. So it was kind of like just accept each other for noun bullfight again later. So you then? 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Macari your marketplace craft crafted have been so much was one half this rabbit to ban. Hello and welcome to watch a crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch. I'm ben mandil kerr of the game room. Podcasts and joining me is the wonderful hilarious and also iced in and without elect will without internet ronnie karen. What's going on ronnie hobby. Going down there okay. The frozen tundra. It's great surviving steel here. You know what. I have internet to watch these dump shows and talk about these stem cells with you on this so so hey no complaints. That's all you need well. I hope you're staying warm and safe and sound. And i hope everyone else in texas wherever you are anyone else who is like a frozen out that you're staying safe and warm and after all well today. We're going to hope to make you the distract you from the freezing cold by talking about the real housewives of dallas. That's pretty much the big news. we're talking about dallas. What else is there to say we got we love you. Sound like you're leading up to something big. I'm just leaning back. And i know i i'm used i feel like i am like i've got to say we're gonna talk about dallas but i just want to say by this thing by that thing support tags support nothing because what they sedate by nothing. Make sure make sure you're always living like corona time because you never know when some bullshits going to happen where you live. Okay you know people call me crazy for stocking up after corona. Every time i go to the store. I get toilet paper paper towels and bottled water and i look like a crazy person because i've got a whole laundry room full of all that shit and my family makes fun of me. Guess who looked smart. Now me guy because there's a storm and nobody can leave and guess he's just rolling around in paper towels me me. Yeah the paper towel king. Good for you good planning so this week on dallas. We start off with some flashbacks. Tiffany's failed pizza party where we see brandy puking after she eats crickets. We got a lot of people who pointed out to us. A brandy brandy may have been pregnant during that time and so she may have been having a morning sickness. I totally forgotten. That brandy got pregnant. I totally forgot. Jackson had her baby this week. I think bree lynn which is reminiscent of brinkley. An lynn mash together. So congratulations So yeah so. Maybe she was pregnant. Maybe that's why she was gang. Who knows will never know. Maybe i think she was. She was barking because she was just. She got all dramatic when they said crickets. I don't know i've never been pregnant. I don't know how that shit works now. If i could get pregnant you know. I would have been like twenty times by now so thank god or can't keep pregnant but yeah i don't know about that I'm over it. If i was hateful or anything over it and starting fresh today and k thirty two what was mad at us. People were saying by the way just so you know like that could have been the reason why she wasn't just being dramatic. She actually may have been with child at the very least she was with cricket so anyway the fact that she hates pizza if anything i feel like she should have liked pizza more them. Oh god thank you for reminding me okay. The hate is now slowing through me. And i can properly district cat. You know what i as a man. I can't be pregnant as long as far. I mean despite what the feature film junior tells us. I don't believe i can be pregnant. However i would. If i could be pregnant. I would like to be pregnant with pizza right now. I would like to have a pizza. Maybe maybe tonight well that can happen. I would have like an orphanage of pizza children. Because that's all i eat like even during the storm. I i keep going onto domino's and refreshing the page like suddenly. They're gonna show up at work. Like i know they can't for work but i like part of me can't accept it and i'm ready for the world of drums because i keep hearing. Rumblings of like drones are gonna come and they're going to deliver everything they're going to take over the delivery market really when because i need drums. Now okay get the fuck and drums. Working kennedy drone deliver a baby. Eventually they probably will okay if there if they can deliver your amazon staff they can deliver me damn baby when i order when we got. We got uber eats drones here or or postmates drowns. I think we talked about that. I keep hearing about that. But i haven't seen them yet. I need a drown. They're all they're all over Like la brea. I feel like i've seen these little little carts that just like the most bizarre thing. It's the bizarre to see a cart just driving itself without a human attach and it's like like imagine like a little like a little grocery cart but it's like that's all sealed in right. There's not it's not like bars right. Just imagine like a little cart a little cart with deals. And it's just it's just. It's just rolling along the sidewalk off doing whatever it has. It's a very busy data. Deliver this and you're like what i loved. The sore mazing like different little personalities little pixar drone cart. Things like maybe dell's drums are sugar and spies. I just that the future is here. And it's being used to deliver a sandwich from jimmy johns. It's like we have achieved is highest tier of technology. And now you should have something from jersey. Mike's into it okay. So their dallas me playing lex super country music. This time we get a bull statue from the profile which is nice. Nice artistic change All the girls are packing for their trip to austin kiosk. Weird guy so stephanie's like i'm going on a trip with the girls to austin and travis like what are you guys doing. She's like well. I think we're gonna be doing some chicken shitting bingo. He's like oh you guys are weird. Anyway we ought jerk off into the wall right now. Excuse me and then over at brandies this this enigmatic couple brands like are you packing are addie are staying in a house you want off of. Why are you packing my underwear. Because i applaud uptown. That kind of looks like you need these. Because he's very well and doubt cool. Wow so much charisma. We're staying on. Blake austin and i have really big be asked to pick. My shoes are core. They take a whole case court. I've shoot for every out. Fat cam that or women be shopping. women be shopping. Am i right. I love the most annoying thing is like the straight husband. Like what you're crazy for indulging with all those shoes anyway. Look at my room full of gadgets and surround sound you could hear a pin drop in aviator by luther and then to say avatar. Aviator i feel like he would be watching. Maybe eater but still it's like the most the most like played out thing like what you have an extra suitcase for all your shoes. I'm like do you see the mansion. That you live in your. This is the excess that you're going to be mad about girls girls. They just spend money god. Can't they work so let's go to the house with the husband who just openly hates his wife and refuses to be on camera kerry's Have a big big couches. Larry look at my pink hats. Nobody in my house anybody anybody coming your look at my crazy happens you you look at my heart breaks. We look like i've got pink tail. Both of course don't because i'm not a slob livia when you changing your hair. So cameron call sarah. We're going to go out of toned together and carries like. Oh you know what. I'm like right now. Common might steer my hat for me. I said that to my daughter being hair with not the retina. But she'll be back later your hair so so so. Why don't we go into tonight while we're probably going to have a fun texas in harare k. So have a fabulous outfit to wear are in austin because we're going to be like rockstars. Okay rockstars yes take a rockstar rockstar. Turbos to austin right now. Yeah what walk. Stir tour bus would be the perfect way to travel these lease better put on their roster outfits because we are up walking now on this rockstar. Bus walk style. Why does he added playing some video games by the company rockstar. And then i also brought my favorite video game which happens to be called bound where we can pretend to be rockstars. Playing in bond together we go to a city on a star turbot. Walk store walk starts about stir and care. I need girls trip. Like i need my air to breathe like okay. Tiffany's factory with her husband. Who just is the most unamused person of all time. he really does. Just sit there and stare at her like Can i leave now. Dry still javier. Standing in this room is the rare time where he doesn't look like he hates. Sir he just looks like he's bored like he just wants to be somewhere else doing anything else and Someone on social media said that his family got their wealth by basically designing High end ripoffs. I don't know if this is true. Is just what someone on. Social media said which is funny because tiffany has talked about her brands. A lot including this scene where she goes. She picks up her her luggage and goes. I'm ray it's aluminum dior. Which i also think she says about everything. She picks up some. Yo play and i was like ants on ray and aluminum and steel. And it's like no. That's yogurt literally not aluminum. Or hombre or dior. it's like yeah. I'm inc signing but rank. Women got back is when i have my meaning naming no undermine meaning and on gun hand is. Set up an appointment with my supervisor. I'm a mother. But my i also were about like i also want to not work as much about my parents might be. Oh my god. I love yes. She's asking asking for a reduction of her work hours from her supervisor. At which point tamra barney was like. Oh my god batch. i did that too. It's like no not a breast reduction. Tamra a work reduction. Sorry batch so sees. I am a lot of outfits. Flank it this one or like should i wear their swan. He's like oh. I'm gonna call the amtrak i guess. Okay you can go thank you. So he walks off to watch tv or whatever and she calls. Dan andhra amtra. Of course just doesn't stop talking. She really is how they say. She's i have on a hot mess. All these close look at my hair at that who you bet for burning good with that are spain. show cashews. probably listen -sulting damping. I'm saying right pranzi. Go ahead and press it all right. You're still here compromise. Your social security number compromising you're get your jail jail and guess what the woman in your car is also expired and guess what. Guess what your credit. You got a lot of credit credit card. You're gonna call you better call new. Dvd player. Okay thank you. I've talked about tam times telling you that your car warranties expired and you feel about coming back he'd better press wine. This is social security. Just furious. I hear a handy because i hear you need a handyman mighty walls. I do gardens floors. I do all to handle deandra. Please let me say hello and tiffany knows you can tell. They really are friends because tiffany talks right over her. She doesn't care. I think pack. So i may make sal spreadsheet sir beat me beat me that thing you know what i did. I got some car. Insurance is what i did. My car warranty is tiffany. Spreadsheets are made lovling wedge. Does everyone not demands my favorite house of all time to anyone tell their tv burned does burst. I'm literally gonna make a spreadsheet about how much. I love tiffany man. She's you can calculate things it prints on one page. I mean does not do this. I love that like that's why she loves about it. Prints on all one page and calculates things. So yes she's showing off things. Like looks for austin and she got like an umbrella hat but she'll she'll she deandra now for everyone else and she just realized if she brings one for deandre. Everyone's get mad. And i was really looking forward to umbrella hat gate but it never really happened. That was very sad about that. Yeah i think everyone would be fine if you didn't show up with an umbrella hat for them is gonna. I'm just gonna take a while staff in the dark so dan. She's like are they going to get mailing. Feeling thing is girls are always thinking the worst of me. That's what i wanted to talk to you have. Do you feel about the other night. Did you feel lucky. You shouldn't have let your your auto warranty expire or would and she's like well. I'm hamid you feel since you were my gas just like well. Some of the girls were put off. They didn't feel welcome and they didn't feel like you were a house this. And she's like. I'm what pardon me as mannequin house. This one like a good house. This doesn't sneak insects into your pizza. I don't understand why stephanie's is terrible. She said there's rules. We got a time out and then brands like she gave me crickets. And grasshoppers i could have died. France i'd be so mad so some areas like suck right now. So angriest e. l. fudge cookie. You've ever seen so the cameras like then camera that we got to cameron complaining and all we hear her. Say i mean stephanie. Both have total toilets also. But we don't sit there and talk about them. I'm like wait what that comes from I don't think that talking about my. It was bragging i think it was like describing my toilets and the we cut to her going. We have nine bathrooms here. I'll tell toilets. I had to look up. What a toto toilet was and has a very fancy toilet with warming seats and days and now i wanna toilet. That's what i'm going to say tha lack of. I'm looking at it now. washlady day. Toilet seat shop are authorized retailers. Man can they make it. I know that we just poop into but jeez toilets are so ugly emmy that cuter pilot in my life. I thought the toilet was cute. We hold it. Looks like an airplane toilet. It looks like you're just playing onto a bench. There's all sorts of toto toilets. Which when you're looking at this man remain model this three thousand three hundred seventy damn dollars. Oh oh you know what it looks like. It looks like It looks like the front of like a humpback whale. It looks like there should be a whale body attached to it like i should. Actually it looks like audrey to it. Looks like a white audrey to say. Ooh siebel cameron The wow these are crazy. Warm water cleansing oscillating savings functions. Saffy on tech to glaze to fuck us that participate usable and visible waste from sticking to ceramic surfaces universal height rear soft spray rear clans. Front cleanse self cleaning guan okay for email stick with my little forty dollars per day instead. Adjustable water temperature three. D. tornado flash. Ada compliant hands-free dryer. Dry warm air. Drying with adjustable temperature will girl. I mean this thing. Does everything auto open closely heated seat. Warm air dryer deodorize fluids the sink premier but hair. I mean what. I have to say. I did not realize. Was this expensive in this over the top. I may be retracting my toto interest. I will say that. I m looking at a total right now and There's a recommended for you thing below below it in the site that i'm on at. What are the recommends is a toilet by cooler. Nearly ten thousand dollars ask called the new me dual flush and it looks like a garbage cat like. Have you ever dreamt about shooting in a garbage. Can your dreams have come true. It's like it's like a slate. It's a dark metal grey and it's it's literally garbage cans shapes. Yeah i think that toilets should have better designed by mao guys. Okay how about instead of like curling mabbutt hair. You like look cute. Can we just start with that. Simple things like like mean what else would you want to look like a champagne. Glass i mean. That's at least an ops at least making some effort you know you're putting some effort. I don't know something better. This is just a also a toilet like this. Then guess what people are gonna come out of your bathroom talking about how good it felt to poop. I don't wanna hear that. And i certainly don't want to hear from every guests in my home. It's the last thing i want to know about anybody. That actually not lasting. I want to picture is yuping years what i want. I want a toilet. That looks like one of those novelty butlers with a tray and you sit on the tray part feels like you're shitting on a butler's trae now there thank you thank. You goes through the arm right. Yeah he comes right now. 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Okay the see through harris and he's like you have a mammoth heading that. Look at yourself in the mirror. Hey she's like thank you for that micro aggression have to look like a rockstar. So jerry me found myself a new wreck style show. We don't know how show you rock star shirt and she put up a shirt that says punk. I'm like it's a little on the news. I don't think rockstar wears a shirt that says punk. I think r. n. p. rock punk and pink glitter. And the funny thing is she actually. He's like you do have lots of rock and roll serves babe i mean you gotta shirt from every dude you boned on a tour bus. Pull out one of those. It's gotta dillard sale shirt says complaint glitter jammie. This is the real. This is real rock. Okay it was either this or my color bad shirt. Okay this wins. He's like so he failed about going through your spiritual and she's that is direct quote so she says that carries mad at her but like hasn't come to talk about it and germany's live well. You'll have lows time dissolved on the trip. You're going to be gone for four days right because on the to make my plans right four straight days. Thank you brahmins so like way. I've been praying for her daughter. Hopefully sample work at gerry. And she tells us they have such a great friendship and hopefully they can just rekindle it. Which is hilarious. Like the way we see that she tries to rekindle it later and she goes i. Just i don't wanna go there and snap and it goes coming up camera own good fucking not and you go fuck yourself and i don't to. I don't want to snap and you know. Jeremy was this episode like and she had to do it in the hat that made her look had a head told her. Oh man it's like looking at mount rushmore. Going nuts mountain ma'am more and i'm not even talking about the sculpture bars. I'm talking about the part below their heads so so now now the next day and they're all arriving at where the bus is and cameras giving him a little tour. Visually this walker sleep ya rockers. I don't usually go do up. Go to buses. Because i get really motion. Sickness really motion sickness. But this is another level. And i've always wanted to ride on a rock star bus. Okay i was never a groupie. Okay so that's is my chance. And then we see steffes gay. Drop her off which we are wondering where he is. But he's he's alive everybody. He drops her off make chai says we actually know what her gay. I'm just going to ignore that. Bronwyn reference that he made but her gay apparently opened up a gay bar. That's what we heard from social media and also we One of our listeners. One of our one of our listen to that we hear from a lot on social media turns out a few weeks ago when they went to that restaurant and there is like a gay host who was like hey girls. it was wondering grapevine. That's his husband or partner and he was really excited and that they had to do a lot of pre shooting. Whatever just wanted to say that That that that host at the restaurant is is crap and jason so I'm glad we did make fun of him or anything. Because then that would have been super. But we'd like to the waiters. All goes all the waiter. The waiter slash hosts. I think it was the main gay who was like reading them. Yeah so anyway. Just giving show has like to shout out our wind up on these shows so brand. Be guys just in case you forgot. That brandy is not just trashed. But she's also super fun. And wacky shows up breath like elvis guy wind up doll the up. Yeah blow up doll. Bruno mars hair and elvis jumpsuit. Sort of like a dallas cheerleader thing. Whatever so her blow up dolls called captain dick and it's been inspired by captain randy. And then she goes onto the bus with this. Blow up doll and you just. You're cameron saying this is a new for me which they do a lot of prop comedy on this show a lot of props. Yeah i would like. I just wish i was an executive at bravo. Sometimes i can say captain brandy brandy captain dick kids. Y'all come into my office. You're fucking fired okay. All three of you get so. Tiffany shows up with her little girls. Just in time. For captain dictum bouncing around and the andrews shows up and cameron Deandra has like a basically a suitcase full of her pills and cameras like john. Tra- usually has more one more bugs than i do because she brings her personal pharmacy and bog is full of all her pills. It's like not like shoes. It's pels car car as not even for shoes. it's over god crazy an extra bag as crazy. Women be shopping right now. Because i've got fairy series monologue here. I have a fear of not having enough staff. My mother would go through my room and she threw out stuff. She thought i didn't need school. And i want 'cause. I didn't have options up like wow. They should make a movie about you. Took my mother mother. She's throughout my tickets. To see mr big and ever since then i have had this hole in my heart where i have not been able to see my rockstars so i have to chase rockstar around the country whenever i thanks mother. So carrie arrives and you know because you just you're who so Cameras like guy a bus driver. Hi it's me store. Listen i just want to warn you. Bus driver by that the squirrel route and he just stares at her like please. Don't fucking fucking chronic from you people. I am ceiling all of you. I can't even deal with us right now. He just stares at her doesn't responded also she goes. Okay i'll just make sure we stay home okay. And he just keeps her until she walks on the bus. Yeah he has no time for this so they get on the bus and carry of course because twenty one. Let's get this party started. Call them a call guys. We have a lot of surprises coming first temporaries and just let you know. They're pink under signature senate. It's shell and for those home spray. Your chanel and yourself right now. I'm follow along. This is the most roster thing i ever do is having a ternary i actually learned this from filmed rockstar diverse. Rucker and he loves an itinerary. He calls it the rookery writer. Nori and i actually use it. When i was going to the global pet expo many different times whoa rockstar. Bit of tequila. So she starts pouring shots down their throat and tiffany's like i love you but i don't like this game Just a tip. Yeah and then but then. She sells us if tiffany has numerals. Okay like tiffany wants to say yes. When people ask do activities that are outside of our comfort zone in. She just basically wants to have fun and bond with other women. Okay just a little just a. Oh my god. I just had a drop to. I'm a wild child. And bradley burps kasese whole areas. 'em in one hour and thirty minutes later. Then it's like the coolest us ever. This is south. Fetch anyone anyone. I fetch happened. Okay so interesting. Oh yeah we must be. When i was a groupie when i was younger i mean i loved i love i would just like just blow every musician i saw. I mean if they had an instrument in their hand probably getting late. okay who are they. They were john whistle. Okay he died right before the who like the which is my mom's my mom's favorite band because i'll be like hey mother i'm gaining similar and she'd be like. Hey so that's why. Like the hill. And then i was on chris cornell with soundgarden okay and then also held around cable box. I loved candlebox and the colt and crash test. Dummies and junior and jesus jones in sponge. I love sponges. The concept and the band. I love him home. Listen thank god for sponges. otherwise i'd have little babies on the best right now. Okay manley smacking. Give you every single bang. But let's just put the history of this affect everyone from earth wind and fire all the way up to huey lewis and the news. You want me what the news was. It was me okay. And i was all over all right. Guess what i also have you. Maybe you have heard of certain someone named ace of base. Guess what. I am the base. What all that was. And i said no. She was wearing to spain's full circle full circle. I i was on that tour bus and there a big old big old billboard for not good morning and they saw and they said guess. What song called decide okay. That's how it was my mother side joan osborne and i said what if god was one of us should be deep cruel god. I don't know any of those people. Okay i haven't game y favorite sex position. Let's definitely it's like. I like talkie because i like being pounded from behind. Yeah because she can read her messages at the same time and my favorites called the hook in hook. That's when you have sex money. Listen to song hurt by blues traveler. Anyone anyone hey. I fucked everybody on the soundtrack to hook back the crowd. That's when you listen to stone temple pilots singing their song by your also haven't table pilots. So stephanie likes doggy. Position and then carries like i don't even care. He can put my leg up here. He can put my leg. They're not very flexible. Patent beta chimney and santander's like side to side. What the hell is the side. That was as in i like. I like going from one side to another side of matchbox twenty. What the fuck is side to side. And where has this. The andhra man. This is the deandra i need. Every single citizen alarium so randy subaru. Maverick she says she likes to reverse cowboy especially right now because i don't have to smell his breath out all right and then so then they they show up at this area and there's like a really long driveway in the bus. The bus can't go down it and busby like i can't get down the driveway. Can't it's not made for sorry. Which i'm not sure if if it was true or not true but can also imagine being like i. I'm sorry i reached my limit with these. Women cannot do it any longer. I know i'm right here. I come right here. But honestly i just wanna see them. Walk down this this long. Because i hate them. I decided when she said side. Decide that these bitches walking so carries like oh We didn't mention camps favourite sacks because cam to change the subject and she's like all. Okay girls what's the craziest place you've ever done at and like you didn't answer cam. She was. I'm trying to change the subject. Okay i would say legs are because he he puts my legs so cute like you can just picture that. of course. of course. I mean really. Of course what else could you. You know it would look like old fashioned television with the antennas. Probably looks like he's trying to dump out Like dump what do you call those things. A wheelbarrow is trying to dump soil. Out of a wheelbarrow. Probably looks like a hollywood movie. Premiere right with those likely lights going left. And right i welcome to this woman down so they so they have to walk down this long driveway and ninety six degree weather carries like where are the butlers does pillow and they are not happy not happy at all. Yeah and carries having fitch like rockstars and we have to walk though hewlett. Are you giving me So they finally get down this year ever seen a rockstar movie. By the she ever seen a movie about like rockers. That are on the road to the don. Has you never seen the seem happens in every movie where the tour bus breaks down and walk to the town wind up in a bar and then they like sing a song at the bar like this is part of the process of being around. Yeah it's always point So we get to see this beautiful house. Well yeah it's very big and brown south very texas and salon ronnie. How dare you re reserve any sort of enthusiasm for it. It's beautiful while they keep telling us and it's big in the looks like it costs a lot of money and that's for sure so they keep walking around and there's a lot of land which is crazy down there in that area. Some licko still do and they have a house manager. Jeff who wears a bluetooth little thing in his ears roku and i'll take shots and mclane is here with your drinks. What else i've just got little. But then they go on the grass then they go to the joy and they go. To the dictation yes go on this house tour and cameras like oh that's plash off so then yes now if it really was i would die. Oh my god what a fresh. What if gabby subordinate just came right out. Gabby citizen sigourney weaver. The weaver was precious different movie. She would've kicked me. She would have had some very waspy she just would have liked. Made like pasta dumpling. Carter around and still her ideas and then break. Her leg can in switzerland while an alien chases down the ski slopes i'm just gonna mash caroni river movies and then it's their sediba. That's what i meant. Sorry yeah so Can't just imagining that movie. And she has to go and talk with mariah carey. Let's talk about the abuse so so carey is so. They're out like on this like on the back yard lawn by the by the lake and boca comes buying cares. Can you come pick us toast. Okay because my favorite way to be passive aggressive toast. Okay bill host. Okay so i never want to come off like a bully okay. You said that about me. I little bit okay. And i'm so sorry that you think i'm being like that and if i love you i just want you to have a good time with me. And that's just me and my way of having good time is being a bully. So if you're offended by me come talk to me. And i will change. Not really okay. Thank you so laurie. Tiffany take all my gosh girl. I just wanna have fun this weekend. Come on like okay. let's probably like with twenty one. So they take shots and stephanie's this is a carey she so quick to own up cameras like that is the sweetest thing she's ever dom randy says she really julie a good friend. And then it just goes to dander going brought my silver chair t shirt for this shit so they have to get ready for another real housewives. Remember to silver guy. That was a reference angels' angel said you were bully bitch beco- for my angels are gonna font you in the back alley and kick your ass over all right so now they're getting ready for dinner and cameron's still walking around saying things like there are so many great areas to hang out and then deandre is upset so deandra in tiffany are in in a room and the andrews carey is having this flowery speech about how i want everyone to have a really good time and it's all love and flowers and unicorns. Can we have my ass. Did you hear that about fifty more times. It's all love and planted orange coming on my ass and i'm not buying a map on it. Yeah and get here. Ambi real good. My good really mean my good friend. And the fact that she's doing somersaults trying to please tiffany when there's a wedge between us is our t. may and amazon mamie. She managed at and then cameron kerry come in to see their room. Curious this beautiful. It's the girls who shares room. Oh britanny cameras like. I don't understand how you're going to sleep in this bad together. Maybe one of you can sleep in the bus like a rockstar. anyone wanna be star thera So it's kind of awkward. So they're like okay. We're gonna change so they leave but they stop at the door because they hear the address keep on going. She's like and i'm just saying that speech on the dock and not buying it and tiffany's like well maybe she's turning oliver on leave. Gabriel i've the column seen. Well i kept my master. Because normally i'd be like bully but my mother isn't here so i was. I didn't say that but anyway the point is this. I kept my mouth. I get my match up. Okay even know. Her one would expire erin. Okay you know what you're like bridge over troubled water but But both of them. Well i'm just saying that. I think that her speech came from bihar wealth. And that is my okay. Because then we're lying to each other. I don't like liars. Yeah so yes she so so deandra is just like really pissed and she's just saying you know she's like you know if you're willing to put up with a bunch of shit then. That's the ordeal. I'm not. I don't put up with shit from people at the time went on the road with the spin doctors and i said to. I don't see single one of them here. This was that. When i got stuck on the bus with amy grant. Whom back on this past outta here. You little twinkie. Due to climb onto a bus thing that you're gonna be promised a cracker and then you find out. Just the bus four quaker really like their music. I was in the plan to sleep with any of them. But i did anyway because it was fun now about story but feel wonder brand. I'm trying to be more compassionate. But there are you puck you puck. You probably not going to buy it and tiffany's but nothing happened. If you wanna like paint a picture of being upset you're up you're going to be upset and the picture and it's going to be like a really sad solve portrait girlfriends to say fetch wrath and cameron pursued. Did you ever see painting. Called the scream. Yeah that's what happened okay. If you don't want to be remembered for screaming like don't scream for the artist. So cameron is listening outside. She's like michael. Kathy is being heist. You and curious like yeah. Yeah yeah oh be quiet. Let us keep listening. And tiffany tells us ma'am the android gets upset. She's like a job dog chasing own town. Like you cannot get a word and weather and get what i am. Still pissed piston her. Get back your tail. You'll get back here to. I say something to utah okay. I've had enough. I guess what. I'm chasing this. You can run. But i'm always gonna chase you okay. Tail okay tell just for one second maybe give benefit per blough and so carries like. Oh she talked shit about me. And i try not to take it personal but hearing danielle called me a bully is really hurtful. This is something you told due to a flame. Leave want to cry. Yeah asshole all season long. I'm sorry she's been an asshole and i was like. Oh so so. Then they carry and cameron. Go over to stephanie and brandy and tell her everything and carries leg. She's like theon jaw down just as she talked a lot of trash about curry. Okay a lot of trash and the goes. Like oh my god oh my god that saami i'm so sad about that. That's really terrible that she would do something like that. Why would she do that. I'd like with stephanie. Brandy right together and they just sound exactly the same horrible signed really you love poop part superman the andrews actually calling my phone right now. I'm getting a. I'm getting a robo call. I wonder if i wonder okay. Okay i've been trying to pick the hourly quiet. Yeah they want to be on your voicemail. Because they don't want you to actually answer. Because i couldn't get them to stop calling me. It was like five times in a row. Who's making me nuts. So finally i started answering them just to be like. Hey what's up. I'm just talk but then they never talk to me. They always hang up. It's like they only want to leave voicemails that you have to call somebody else. It's really annoying. If you're going to try and scammy at least have some manners. I know i'll ever know next time the calls i'll be sure they'll come back and we can. We can get in touch with the andro. Won't we'll keep an eye on that. So stephanie is like well. I thought your speech was very sweet. Carry and probably. It's like yeah. Maybe she's just challenge because like you want to start fresh tiffany. And that's like her friend. I you know. Everything's not about a girl being jealous. You know. there's always that point where i feel like every time brands like she's just jealous of you or she's just jealous of me and i thought this is so stupid. I'm so sick of everything. Being someone is jealous but then of course it does turn out to be that sort of but then brandy brandy. Has this line of bullshit she goes. I thought that was very brave of you. You're putting yourself out there and you're apologizing for who you are and this is not greta thornburgh okay. This is like mccarey. This is keri just basically saying like. I'm sorry you thought i was a bully. It's just like this is how i liked to treat friends implication being You should know that stupid. And if you have an issue with me come talk to me. But you didn't have an issue with me so it was actually a very passive. It was there was literally nothing brave about it at all. it was actually easiest speeches. She could have had while she was simultaneously shaming tiffany and passive aggressively shaming deandra. Totally one hundred. So stephanie is like they are. Two of the most shrunk people have met and the fact that kerry is so passionate about the anthrax Its meaning that she probably wants really close relationship with her and that she really really fucked. Eat that in my life. Get out of here so brad like well i would just say i'm very disappointed. I thought we were pet. Her friends cameron goes. Yeah but maybe wait for though. Because i want to eat okay so have. Ptsd from thailand. Didn't get dinner so then we see dinner getting set up and we're back at the address tiffany's room and andrews. I mean my belt. B twelve shot. It's been twelve days. So tiffany gives it to her and deandre is like sekine her big bud around and that was a small needle in a big building. That's what germany says so Sue now we. They're all getting dressed and Brandies playing on the boots. She bought and beaver creek which is a inconsequential to something. And then so now. There's like there's what else is there to say about that. When i bought these boots. Mike sure twenty five hundred dollars for. That's why she wanted to call it back. But i think it's always funny when they call that back because that's also when she gave dan but that jewelry because dandruff couldn't afford it because mamadee only put two hundred dollars again. I'll never forget that sort of the classic moments of this. Oh so so. There's like awkwardness now with carrying deandra. Like as they're they're like sort of like having drinks in the kitchen or whatever going to the tables with awkwardness right and Carries like if i could sit at the table with her tonight mike you survive to seize them with leeann lock. You survived deandra. Inner pink hat. So let's see table table Stephanie has a special surprise. We're gonna play a game called chicken shipping. Go there's like could chicken and like abort and we have to get the chicken shit on a number of the epic it's poop and chickens. It's gonna be hilarious at mingo. Yes this is definitely special. Okay so they go over this chicken thing and dangerous like this whole chicken thing is the reason why people make fun of texans at calls billions. Okay this is. Why do you want to weigh in on that. Ronnie as a resident texan of the podcast. Oh gosh no. I really don't i really don't but i would play. I would play chicken shit texas. I mean chicken ship bingo. So what does that tell you. Yeah that's true i would. I would actually play it as well. Because i think it's fascinating. I think it's funny though like a. We don't want people to stereotype texas. So we're going to have a barbecue and ultra slot cowboys. I play chicken. Bingo a and the chickens name was patsy cline which is hilarious and just poor chickens. You gotta have the two chickens. I mean they take a lot of shit from people and they just go on about their lives. They take this poor chicken and the let you know how you have to grab a chicken. It looks scary. Hey grab chicken. Looks a forceful now. That is how you have to grab him. Because those little those little things will kick your ass chicken kick your ass so they grab it. They put it in this tiny little pen. And then you've got all these lady standing around the guide javale screaming at it. I do but the chicken seemed pretty peaceful. It was just glad to have food. And that's why he got elected chicken. It's like you can do whatever you want to. And it's just glad it's got some seeds that's true. I'm sure there's some people from petah who think otherwise i i. I don't generally have a huge amount of like. Oh the poor chicken. I think chickens are hilarious. But and like i do. Sometimes i have a portuguese thing. But i did feel bad for this chicken because it just had these crazy ladies just screaming at it screaming in this confined space like no wonder why shot i know but it was also named patsy cline along with how are you going to have a. How are you going to have like a happy life. When you're named patsy kline like patsy cline really talented women super depressing life. That chicken should have been played by jessica lay. That's all i'm saying. I i feel like i was just waiting for another chicken to come along and just like outshine the patsy cline chicken so she could sing a song about it to cigarettes in the chicken coup now going with that that game maybe it looked traumatic to some people i mean. I don't eat chicken. See now but these people do and they ate chickens right in front of a chicken. Now that sits traumatic. I could sit through the bingo of my whole night but you know making the chicken. Sit there and watch you guys eat. Chicken is pretty bad. You know i call it bullying so now they all go to the table bullying so carries like. Oh i don't do what i wanna do. A toast okay. I want to see you already know. This is bad. Because i only want to be surrounded by love true friends by people who want to be here. And if you don't like me and if you don't want to be upset at me don't be here in the chickens like motherfucker. I'm going to gauge. How can numbers you want me to set up. Let me go on and said like well. I was invited here. If you want me to go just say carey said well. I've always been onus with you at you. And ju and you deandra. And she's like well. Sometimes you blink to me bling. Bullying bullying bling bling. Oh berry you believe in camera goes. I have a problem without were and i don't think as parents you throw it around a really. You have a problem with the word. Bullying finally something. You have a problem with on this show. You didn't seem to have problems last year but bullying watch out cameron's mad. Everybody cameron who uses the word bullying at every chance that she can get. But i didn't like that. We took a path. Maybe walk near a bush that scrape my arm wasn't bullying bullying bullying paths and cures. Like oh let me. I was like well which is like their jerem item. You that the act of the active like having other people gang up to prove her wrong to makerfield survey is arguably bullying yes and also the second time in the episode that view. You've used this passive aggressive bullshit speech to make someone else look stupid in front of the group. So yes you are a fucking bully kerry your monster actually model words very very carefully unlike the crash test dummies. Who actually saying. That's literally no words. But i slept with him anyway. Anyway i definitely know the definition of bullying Even though you chicken shirts reference you patsy patio. you're sorry. have you for dinner soon. Anyway you are afraid to say it. Okay and i will. I will say it. I started with trunk sales then the corona then the wide party and even without those this here bullying and i'm calling you a bully right now. So you're nitpicking all the time to sit there and take up breath. Who's being the bully now. Mike if you bully someone and they stand up for themselves. You don't get to call that person. The bully back to you do that. That's not how has taught you were supposed to be the one who's accepting and compassionate people local so intolerance now Bra fat argument right. Yeah exactly me and cabinet. We sat outside room and were talking to tiffany and say all this shirts about me. Selfless shit you gave a big flowery speech you said nethon to me. Like oh was so third. Yeah it's true. She was crying. She was crying. Andhra wealth is said to me. Deserved it you said you said you have nothing to worry about because your kids are grown and then we see that. Flashback saying about like your your other. Kids are grown and one of them as i'm behavior. Change it okay. you got nothing to worry about. That may be feel. And how am i have problems. If you don't tell me i'll tell you on my staff and you just say you say you're fine and cameras like you ask questions about our foam lame Do you That's what is bullying bullying silence. Sega being silent never stay silent bowling and dander like yes. I do That's a lot they saying. That's a liar. that's a lot. Sometimes it's hard to tell they're saying that's a lie. They're both saying that's a lie to each other and curious like you know. She thinks saying one time house her family. That's good. she's missing the connection between being a good friend and not bring a good friend and so dangerous like well. Maybe i should just go home. She was maybe you should. That's i'll just check my way much like an idea. When i went from arkansas to nevada on the tour bus of the screaming trees okay. I just hit checked my way over them. So i'm just front of i'm like how many grunge bands can remember at this moment so deandra andras like she's like. I'm here because i want to be here okay. Much is how. I wanted to be on the tour bus for alison chains. Okay much as i wanted to be. Okay that's i am here all right and if you want me to go home i am happy. Take out how mother you and maybe if you really love me maybe a soup tall. Maybe i should. Maybe you show so dangerous advocate and so see gets up to go and everyone's like no downdraw. You shouldn't just get up and go as you guys have been friends for ever has been friends for his love each other country brand except the pooping boop boop boop again standards like yeah have a good. My and you've got yourself say follows. Tiffany and stephanie. Follow her and begged her to stay and carries like. Let's eat so so come on the andric mon- please dinner. Please please eat dinner and just you full of shit to your full of shit and then okay. Well for civil. It's going to take you like five years to pack your suitcases so you might as well just to climb and tiffany goes. Don't leave me alone here. And she's up with you'll be ban because you're now you've got new best friends with gary you got just play out so brady was kinda right. When she said that dancers just tell us a tiffany was being nice store and says but she loves you. That's why she's so mean she. That's how it works and andrews and now her and cameron like little fucking fucking bulldogs and she sticks out. She's six olive branch. I know that yet she goes. She and cameron are like to bulldogs at a chicken fight. I'm like i would like some elaborate. On that what bulldogs chicken fights. They're pretty slow. Animals of by as far as i can tell i don't know bulldogs chicken fight. So maybe people's stephanie's convinced that they just love each other and they they can work it out so tiffany goes outside. He goes caring. Can you just talk please. Just lisa tiffany. I'm not going to be the fake person like for like well. She's not really. I mean she just hope fuck yourself twenty times and she has all season so i dunno. Fake is the right word yet. People sometimes forget that like Being polite and deciding not air their grievances with you at at the first moment they see you like that's not being that's not being faked as just saying i am trying to be a better person. I'm trying to respect the vibe of an experience. It's not about being fake. And you're the one who listened in so you're the one who got like she was venting she wasn't being fake. She was venting right. So tiffany says that she says i'm i don't think she was being fake. I think she was just saving at ranking. Leaving it carries the one who had the speech you said. Oh you know if you have a problem with me. Talk with me. And i'll change meeting implying that she's like open to discussion. She is not open whatsoever and carey basic. Everyone has said that carries been calling them all season bitching about tantrum nonstop. So it's not like carrie doesn't do that to you know so Curious like well right now. She wants to be say here and be better friends with me. She better beg and tiffany just horrified. Looks like oh oh. She's like tiffany. Goes karen keeps saying. I'm not a bully. But i'm looking at her right now. I'm thinking you kind of look like one raisman. Yeah so then. Denver calls jeremy. And she's like. I'm not believe this. He's a well. Were under the moonlight having a drink having the best night ever well mummy. Because lady intimate and everything was fine we went out half drink random. She gave a speech rainbows and sunshine coming out of wrath. And after is bullshit. I mentioned rainbow and unicorn jenkins dude. You toler about tom. You went on the road with audio slave. That help anything jammie. People don't wanna hear about that. We'll tell her you're sick. Listen to or go on and on about her barrels. And you've had you've had it three ways from sunday from pearl jam. You told her that. What about puddle of mudd. You tell her about your experience with podolsk not not want to talk about that. When was literally left in a puddle of mudd. When i try to sleep with puddle of man. I do not wanna talk about that this a bad time to bring up. Mother love bone talked about the tom. You are stood up by the meat puppets. That was a very hard time for me. So then we go back to tiffany and tiffany's like i'm she's hurting right now. Okay kelly and she starts crying and then the music changes to clown. Music dot com. Uh-huh carry 'cause already cried about this. Why are you crying. Yeah well the funny thing is that tiffany says like you know. She's really hurting and carry. I'm hoping more and it's not a competition and then they're like. Why are you crying. Tiffany well when i was a little girl. I used to watch my parents fate. And i really. I watching my parents fight. Because they wouldn't use a spreadsheet like mom but you're you're fighting words kalemie that you're and column b. Why not why not. Then the girls tell us scare me on. This fight is not involving. You and carries the cuban go camera and you literally like cameron despite involving you literally have involved yourself so hard core in this fight. You're the one two seconds ago were like. Don't bully unless involves brown dildo being fitness. You're also like cameron really makes me laugh on this. Oh but she is such an ass. She makes the wrong choices constantly. Like why are you propping up kerry. I you gave her that first party. Which was annoying enough. I get it. You're her friend but now a whole trip revolves around carey and she has the power to sit there to say you can go. You can leave my trip. Yuck that kerry even throw this curtain. Do anything for the bank. You thought cameron thank you so much for bringing that up. Because that's what i was thinking. I was like harry. You didn't even organize this this like it's in your celebration but you are not the president so you better stop you. Don't have the authority to hire and fire people on your trip. Okay so wrong attitude in the wrong. So then tiffany just admits that she just crying for herself. She's like. I just came to have a good time on. Please go talk to her and then carry goes what are you. Don't know me you can cry. You fucking okay. Well i will not take a step towards her because she owes it to me. She's been a bad front. I got bad hostess. Okay and i will never ever take step over. Her are over my dead body. I'm like well so much for that speech earlier. Yeah yeah there goes your sweet zero speeds right out the window and so on the phone. He's like well lock. My mama said you can only take so many punches for you. Get up swinging and them which is my way of saying you ever thought about swinging with another couple. Good time for me to introduce you to die and come over here and say how dangerous diane diane's friends of the melia from the office. Now listen. I know you might not be into this. But there are a couple of things diane's got going for. She's got a pixies cat and she looks like dinosaur junior. When are you coming home. And she loves drinking effort. Clear all right so then back. She's like you have never seen the most stubborn pitch in your life. So that. Come crying to me about anything and asked me to go to tatra because i will never it. Okay so people have to go to you. But you're not willing to go to them. Got it really makes a lot of kerry still the big asshole on this and it's like home will deandra leave the next week. It's like deandra still there so obviously she's not leaving but it'll be fun to see what happens God this show's really entertaining. I'm really loving it this season. I don't know to say that. Every single week i kind of feel like maybe i'm like selling it on people i don't know i just like to sell it on people. What can i say but anyway. Thank you all for listening Our next episode. We're really excited. The return of new jersey and It's it's going to be one it's going to be at. The rumor is that this is gonna be quite the season and i'm excited. I'm really excited. So stay tuned for that. Also the salt lake city reunion coming up So thanks for listening ronnie. Stay safe out there in the frozen tundra of texas. Okay thanks. thanks everybody for being here. We love you by everyone. Watch crap ins would like to thank. Its premium sponsor ain't no thing like alison king lisa bony. She don't take no baloney. She's not just sheila. She's a daniela. Etchells let's rent some areas with them. Aline seren mcnicholas. She don't miss tricky loose of undergill. Awebber jamie she has no less. Namie sipped some scotch with jessica. Trach jazz saying okay. A little bit looney junie. 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2010 New Year's Eve Special - 12/31/10

"Welcome to the Bravo. Clubhouse for the podcast division of watch. What happens live with me? Andy cohen. Happy new years. We've everybody it's Andy I'm in the clubhouse, and it's New Year's Eve and your purse gassed. Everybody. Andy Cohen, we fired up the Raba clubhouse for an old fashioned new years. We've bash I decided to throw an old-fashioned house party because I couldn't bear the side of being square freezing. The Jesus autumn acelle with one hundred thousand throw kale's with nowhere to p. There's a are. They can't be there's nowhere to p. I would rather because the in my own place with delicious food by awkward, leaner, catering, a fresh cocktail which has Justin poured and just a few drunk holes with plenty of places to p you're the first to arrive but cast who else RSVP Diaz, and it's going to be dropping by this party. Sandra Bernhardt, the Queen of New Year's Eve in New York City, Jeff and Jenny from flipping out. Lisa Vander pump is here nei-neither leaks. Is here that's a party in high heels right there, Dina Manzo and she's bringing grandma wrinkles. Tamra Barney is here all the way from Orange County. Megan McCain is here who is so clever, and I love Kim Zoll Ceac with her wig and she's pregnant Jimmy Fallon is checking in Kristen wig Zoya or doing special appearances Gygi is in the house. We have models of the year all night. We have our first ever live Bravo levity wedding, which is gonna take place a little after midnight. And you can't guess his getting married. Also at midnight, the for for the first time in TV history, a wig drop, and if you'd like to be an even bigger part of our celebration, follow Bravo TV on foursquare dot com. Check into New Year's Eve from wherever you are your house party Abbar wherever and you your check in could be seen right on right on our screen. We're going to be having check ins from four square up all night. So go there and check in also if you're having a New Year's Eve party tweeter. Pictures to us to me at Bravo. Andy, we'll try to put some on the air. So no full-frontal. There are four square people already checking in. So here it is. It's just me and my bartender Andy handy. Hey, how're you doing good? So we're just waiting for the I guess to get here. It's always awkward waiting for the first year. They. I cast who is come on end. Our rushed over from Joe's pub. Little house where you wanna get sandy a gif. I mean a drink. Yeah. Really should be. You should be getting what is this a boxing glove? So the house was. This is the in twenty eleven. Thank you. We just come from your first show tonight. And then you you're splitting bust in the move back to my eleven o'clock, midnight Lord. That's should I be coming to my party. The dick habit of the new millennium. Thank you. I will take. Shows you where we've all come. Yes. No, I listen, I agree along the Saint Louis routes in sandy you are one of my favorite pop culture icons. But also, your reflections of everything that that that go on in our world or so fascinating to me. Tell me twenty ten what do you remember about the year? I think Mariah Carey everything. Mariah Carey did on the home shopping network me was really know pivotal really revelation. Yes. Yeah. The things that she's been selling her perfume. Have you really changed the way? I look at the war. What do you think are perfume smell like sugary have has rainbows sugar my sugar wall? Right. No, we sandy who do you think was the most annoying person of the year. And the account. That's so mean, I know I'm sitting here with you. If I said anybody else that'd be three. That's right. I'm not I'm not you're not going there. Fifteen twenty years ago before Twitter before Facebook, you can say things, and nobody knew that you've set them in your shows. Everybody comes right? You're in a battle with don't even know. I love I follow you on Twitter at center. I I love you got into a teen. Mom, marathon the other day, and you were live tweeting on a random day too. Bad tweeting sixteen and no it was. Sixteen pregnant right to you know, the post show girls are actually raising their kids. Yes. I loosely described that as racing them and geo cures for Trink. You watch anything on having. Here's the doorbell on end. On end. Meeting. We see Andy he wanna grab on the. He meets some sweet. Lina you wanna out over? We might be. Oh, look, she brought me lay it on. This is some this is some hidden cream. It really makes. Holiday for us. Black ladies. Shea butter. Don't laugh. You're stealing my gift. I'm actually tonight. I really want you to put it. I it makes your shine. Drake's slip. Who was your most annoying person of the year twenty twenty ten this year? Maybe I shouldn't call their names because I have nothing new what I'm trying to do. For twenty eleven told me, I am trying to leave some negativity out of my life and some of those eight brought a lot of. To me. I want them to out back down that. Now, let it go love. We know what is a great New Year's Eve party without a great drinking game tonight, I propose this anytime we here tonight in the clubhouse the word of the night. If you're twenty one or over I want you to take a drink and this New Year's Eve, the word is big. So get ready. Get the drinks ready because it is time for our first mazal of the year award. We're going to be giving them out all night and the category is wig of the year. Drink. The nominees are our own Kim Zoll Ceac swig. Donald Trump's hair system, Bret Michaels, blonde fall and Wendy Williams wig. And the winner is how you doing? It's Wendy Williams wig. And here she is accepting Ramaz on bath of her wig. My weight wants to thank you for this prestigious award. So she's written me an acceptance speech. She would also like to thank Antoine Jackson, the master wig, Allah, just here at the Wendy Williams show also Shuki who keeps watch over the entire wig collection here at the Wendy show. They are truly the wind beneath her wings. My wig grew up poor the child of to pay and synthetic extensions and ever since she was a three quarter cap she dreamed that one day she was going to make it big. Oh, I almost forgot. I wanna thank my mother and father. See my name on here. I don't see my name on here. I feel like taking this tone. You're on the ground. That camera out of my face. Dental have to I'm not doing anymore. Really like. Good week. I love when I just a Wendy show recently. We had triggered time. She's lovely lady. She's calm them. When you say cheers love it that you guys are on the same page about twenty eleven I really like same page for the booze. You have been you're very you're very cool. I'm calling center. Transitional things. So you are heading back to Joe's pub like right now, right? Doc show and you'll be on stage show. She's going to do it working. Hang she's a boomer, and how long have you running Joe's pub because it's. To be done in Miami. January twenty seventh and twenty eighth and in London February ninth through the Twelfth Night. A million other things shallow God willing happen. This for you Leany for you from sandy a blessing a mitzvah. Amidst for express from sandy almost twenty eleven. Rocko dispirito romaine. Interesting Cooper, my New Year's resolution is I guess to be a better friend to my friends. She's. And my New Year's resolution is that I don't make resolutions because I don't ever wanna let myself not to miss Minnesota any housewives ever again more. Sprees more. What I'm serious, actually, it's to get some friends. And then better too, though, that's what it is. Welcome back. Eve outs fired Haney league. Great now your. It. You're looking great. Asking me about us. Nice. Speaking of chick sticking on chess out, your makeup person came in and said that you had a little lip slip in several tend to come out and play every now, and then God will if I- Oriola I will elect people. No, I think we have a phone call. We have a phone caller you there yet anti what you question back named Jason. Because my questions for me, please you have how do you? Hey, girl. How many weaves do you happen? How do you maintain them? You're not we've anymore win. Any me? I do you ever miss the long? I miss my hair law, but this is leaning you like it. Switch aware we're every now and then, but I'm really loving bloop. Actor new one for twenty those here. I heard that you're sick. Okay. Oh my gosh. Everywhere. Love it that everybody brought me give. Got socks because you give me crap because I don't wear socks Jerry O'Connell ni-. We went in fifty fifty in fifty fifty on the socks your long to pay on tonight. Let's really drop this wig at midnight. That's the. That's the job. New year Jenny everybody is on fire about the theme. So everybody talks to me about Jenny rug. Your theme song. Everybody comes up and says Andy Cohen, it's got the four one one four one one. Listen, you wrote the. Burning the midnight owl. Okay. And do are you are you bored? With this conversation of veteran plants. But you went down to a full. Did you get your packing plants yet? I did actually. You wanna feel we did you get a press reduction? She got a reduction, and then she lost all the weight. So she lost. The gut while we're already talking about Janis boots. I can't believe I have a wrapping our Jewish rabbi outlets the name. Such a. Larry have you guys ever met any leaks? Just a couple my Lord, by the way, speaking of drinks is Andy for them. Okay. Come on, Andy. Because. Don't have the right wine yet for Niimi leagues. Teeny glass. No. Do we have any MARTINI glasses? Clinton. Barry migrated. Gosh normally were so. Pot by the thirty or please. What's your name handy handy? Thank you. Yeah. No, it's easy to remember. We don't really anti or they named. No, this is this is makers, Mark and ginger Madrid. Guess what it's time for next months of the year in many ways for many people twenty ten was rough one. But you folks, really tried to do something about it not just for themselves. But for all of us are nominees for people's champion of the year our team fatherhood role model Levi, Johnston teen abstinence advocate Bristol Palin hero of the universe. Oprah winfrey. My God is who I love so much and the rent is too high party founder Jimmy McMillan. And the winner is it's Jimmy McMillan. Here's what Jimmy has to say with his mazal thing round one. Jim McMillan come out of the corner out bit. It's going out of biggest loss of Elise can't afford breakfast, lunch and dinner thing round. To work at eight out today. Four hours a week at third job. People can't afford to pay the rent thing round three. Maneuver has scored a bit -tory Jimmy McMillan is the people's champion, Andy. I like thank you for recognising it and thank you for bringing giving me this award and making the folks where there is a voice out here that represent the people, and that voice is through Jimmy McMullan of the rent too. Damn. I party. Thank you. The people's champion being. By new they Jimmy McMillan. He's got it going. Thanks, jeff. Gender. There's the. All right. A new year. Yup. This holiday. Here. Okay. Oh my gosh. Everybody's going over. I gave her the Alaw. Let's have a nice look at what jig. Nothing hall. Like not is Jay hot in that little half. While he's yeah. Yeah. Mr. turn it for the camera. Mr. Let's see. Gygi has ten thousand dollars on switch. Cheeky is insane on Twitter. I would just like to say that he is. Wow. So this is a picture into the picture. Oh my gosh. I need me if you ever met cheeky, I. The one I met at your restaurant. This is fantastic. This is for the clubhouse, of course. Trick of surging vendor. He's so great. Oh my gosh. I love that. Okay. We're gonna put this thing. How you doing lease that we have and the drinks coming for the bartenders is on thin ice right now. I just want to say and he's done. Here leases drink is not here. Little half hour show. Trick. Get you. Tell nicb leave John. Taking chaplain MARTINI. Gygi getting is this. You weren't Barker reader. Have you ever met? James before she was even. Surface Gretchen like kissing no way. I talked by the way, did you make up? Did you make out with Gretchen little bit little bit at Lanka's tongues? A lot of girl on girl action at villa ball. That's a great while you're really John up for New Year's Eve Lisa band. Comes handy with the drinks. I have to say about me. Windy. There's your share very good. You should. That'd be your. What's your? Lisa. Solution. I'm grading from twice to three times the week drop tonight. It's going to be the Nicotrol Trump there. Me for my husband really is for Todd own my gut. He's here tonight. He is cans around. Do you ever have do you ever do about fits like this for play? Now, this kind of do we? Do we have a call? Okay. Let's go for the call caller. What's your name? Where are you calling from? What's your question later? Many. I like who you like to make for two thousand eleven and you're like that with drama would you like to let go that was drama in your. Name out. But just know that the drama person in my life. I have had a few really letting go of like oh here. Okay. There are few people in my life that I'm gonna really let go out for twenty eleven don't really wanna 'cause the name because I wanna stay positive very good. Yes. Now that when I say, I'm John I am we say after the name we say the name and then be positive. Listen. Being here. All my gosh. We have a lot of people come in on. Listen, we asked all of you viewers to decide your Montilla the year and your top choices were the repeal of don't ask don't tell. Ben Weiner, Betty, white and the Chilean miners that's a group. So who will win the viewers Mosleh of the year? It's up to you texture. Final selection to two seven two eight six or tweet me afro, Andy hashtag ING, you're picking. We'll reveal the big winner before the end of the show. We got Jiechi is drinking vodka Komotini. How how does that go? Gonna have water. Oh, I was so excited. I was so excited. Cheeky looks a little drunk. Okay. Jig is a little Schicker. Listen follow. Bravo. TV on foursquare and check into New Year's Eve. So we can see you right here on the screen. Okay. It's fun. Do that check it on four square. I think that's fun. Gosh, I wish that had been vodka that would have been so exciting. Oh, the doorbell. Oh my God. It's. Zena and grandma Rinkos cram like we're missing something from the set of a seat. Oh, my Lord look at this too. Rob animals meeting Kremlin at Greek and out grabbing OS opposed to plane. It's not happening. She's got a look she has a little tuxedo. She girl. Do you think I feel some chemistry? Something grandma was getting our makeup done. There was some kind of. Oh my gosh. Look at this. That better be in clue it's in the club. Care cowan. What do you think? What to say about that? Do these two animals? I here's Andy drink for you. Thank you. Definitely. You know, what we got a Facebook question from Jessica Jones who wants to know, his Jiechi, gay or straight. Good question kicking his Watson's Choctaw. So she comes to mated any relationship yet. I think is still up for you know, what is wearing he's dressed a little gay. Oh, I think so I don't think so. Good thing that both of these animals are here since she get grammar here. It's a good time to do our next mazal of the year, which is for non homo sapiens of the year the nominees are Barbra Streisand's chickens who reside on the replica form of her dream home as seen on Oprah. Did you see this much sickens live in my? My favorite thing of the year. I love bog roots chickens on needs puppy playoff. Need is is sir. Gygi Mander pump is a nominee aired grandma wrinkles winter for non almost Sapien of the year by a whisker is searching Vander. The Muslim of the year award for Jacob. He's in season. Now. Oh, you mean because Beverley she's on just the acceptance to be made Kiki's hawks right now, I told you. He's here. He's got a big following. Lord, by the way, Lisa Connie Facebook wants to know something about that insane dinner party. You all were out that was her. How did the psychic not know that Camille that Camille was being cheated on by your husband good Christian? Everybody wants to know that they're did have because she insinuation that. It was called how which was totally wrong maybe of Jetta drink. She just go to. Tonight, man, absolute nightmare. Doorbell boots here come on. The other Niger Orange County. I hear journalists cover little bit tamra party. Oh, I got this clubhouse is villain off with the ladies HMO. Great to see you where everybody's wearing their. Their their their stuff out tonight. You know what I'm saying? Out with God is the end that man underwear. Because at your bag gay. This is my backhand you follow that came. This is my Bravo back here that you should. You think I should wear these? The clutch chaplain. I think they're too big. India actually got them a little bit smaller. So funny. Real gift, by the way. Yeah. Might be. No. She also got me this. Oh my gosh. Look, she got me this Leany got me lotion of she got me this. Top penn. I'm a housewife. Making all the city's making all the money. By the way. Ever met. No never met now. And. Orange county. Ladies think of Beverly Hills. I do. Keeping them when you. What? We have a call caller caller. What's your name where you calling from? From David point, Wisconsin handy from Wisconsin. What's up? Hey, I got a question for you tonight. Again, I. Thank you. Far. Oh shoutout to anti. Antiques. We might. Would be. How are you looking for? Jeff any special person in your life right now. There is actually and is he is he it's a she. I believe that. Are we gonna have this again on? That was a good game. Okay. So you do someone special and is he here tonight. He is maybe we'll get him out for midnight. I'm ready. Ready, right? Humanities. Listen, everybody gets a little Ramoche inal sometimes, but there's a lot to be said for staying calm and level headed, and it's time to give out the mazal of the year for the most rational person of the year. It was a crazy year that weren't a lot of people to choose from to beyond, but the nominees are Rachel Maddow. And that's it actually Rachel manna was the only one who seemed to make a lot of sense to us. So she's the winner. Here's what she has set say handy. Happy new thank you for giving me an award. And then keep giving award that consists of lovely bottle of liquor. I I don't know why you think that I am very rational. But I know that you knew that I love all. So we'll just leave the connection between those two things. Everybody's every nation. Thank you. I love Rachel Maddow. Do you guys watch Rachel Maddow? No. I thought it was a guy. Oh my God. They don't make ladies like that. In Orange County. I'm patting the bell Burgess. I'm town Kalicki. Oh, my New Year's resolution is to stay away from people. How do you plan on doing Twitter gone to actually not make a New Year's resolution because I break them by January second every single year. I'm putting a thing over my face. I'm not seeing nobody I'm not responding to anyone's wishes I'm out of here to wear the googly eyes at all times. I don't wanna see them. So I wanna give my self a chance to be nice somebody. That's my years. Thank you very much. Here's what during the break. Jeff Lewis dared and Andy, the bartender. He said he would give him twenty dollars to put on the Batman underwear. So we're waiting to see if he's going to do it. Secondly, I think he will. Secondly, something was just happening with Meany and Lisa Vander pump back there. What's going on? Lisa. You thought that you heard that any was saying that stuff hills plastic surgery, not miss. And so I said, well, I'm not she had a nice nose carry on. Say that rice. I have never. Because I find you ought to be very boring. Now. He was. Was a little wax. So you think they're boring. Ray in that town. Okay. Perry. The phony side. Well, the hills the ratings are great. Joyce. Least. Lisa. We have a question for you. The came in from Sarah, Jessica Parker's at a house party upstate with Mark shaven, Scott Wittman, and she wants to know if your jewels are real, oh, if they were really done run, I wouldn't be sitting here with. They're yeah. They're fabulous. Put that on. Okay. Well, they look one walk his cO. My lord. Let's see that watch hold it up. Oh, my wow, that's made like it. Getting in his leaving a stain on your loud, grandma over me. Lord. The door. Come on. The to see you. Mccain. Hey. You. She looks like she could be maybe Temer Barney's or something. We have this remains. Wow. This is very my way. You are a big house rice fan, right? The big housewives fan. I'm on the road. All the time. Bravo, all the time. Does your dad watch this thing ever hear both from? Gosh watch. What happens live? Array house back. Oh, and you're gonna you earn that twenty dollars dollars. I don't know he wants. Two hundred. Two hundred bucks. Get you in the Batman nothing else. I don't think I can. Yeah. Aaron that down. Okay, doing okay. Okay. I don't know who's gonna wind up paying for that. Thank you. Yes. Okay. Needy words to know. Megan McCain, Atlanta or Beverly Hills trivia, ever my best friend from high school. I was a maid of honor in her wedding and court wire he plays for the Alkan. So I am in Atlanta fan. She does she's I his favorite meeting convince me. So they live in Atlanta. I got stranded Atlanta forever ago. And they totally put me up. So. Thank you. Do your parents watch. My mother does really wanted. She likes Orange County. She likes challenges. Yeah. Your mom to the photo shoot for the for the. Two. So that you did that. But then I couldn't tell which was happening. On gay marriage. But she was stone asked her. Listen if I can have your attention back. They're making is a big Bravo fan. And she's also a real smart cookie. So we're going to play a little game. It's going to be Megan. Can I can I say something? Okay. We're gonna play a little game Maginnis going to square off against tamra and Dina in a game called blonde ambition twenty ten I have a list of quotes uttered in twenty ten and you ladies have to tell me whether it was said by a housewife or by some other news where the figure earning extra point by telling the exactly who said it. The winner is going to get their very own Muslim the year war. This is great by maker's. Mark. Are you ready to on them vision? Twenty ten. The. I'll go one after the other. Okay. So the first question is four, oh, I wonder where this game. It's here. It is. Okay. The first question is for Megan who said it was a housewife for a newsmaker. Mike kids are saying is that a housewife for newsmaker. My kids are saying I was gonna say Sarah panel. But is that wrong that is wrong? It was actually Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama is closed. Okay. Kinda. Okay. So next we have camera and Dina, Tim and Dina. I believe the only really I believe the really only safe way to have sex is abstinence was that a housewife or a newsmaker? Now what? Somebody gave up sex for a while. I'm one of the shows to twenty nine. Oh, candy did know what's your what's your guess housewife for newsmaker? What she said. It was your former cast mate Danielle. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's true camera who said this. I'm like King Kong. I might just start going. Crazy Meghan McCain housewife for newsmaker. That was Joe Teresa's husband from New Jersey. You get a point. Okay. Who said this? That's where I totally go beserk or just freak everybody out housewife for a news Baker. Housewife? It was McCain's dad. Okay. Megan McCain who says it house for a newsmaker you wet your finger. You stick it in the sugar, then put the sugar in your va Jay, and it makes the JJ Lanta. I saw that up. Okay. That was not Sarah Palin. Very good. Disturbing for me. You're the people do that. It seems a little like unsanitary like. It was a short game. You win. Meghan McCain happy new year. I'm Cynthia Bailey. Cherie would do my name is candy follow and fajor. I'm meaning leaks on New Year's rushing to never stop being fabulous to stop working for free. One New Year's resolution to love more in minus two. Continue to surround myself with people and he happy short to keep my happy back and mine is to have more photo shoes with less poop. We call caller. What? Sure, Dave is it who's calling. Missouri's. Hey, tom. How's it going good? What's your question? Well, I like to give us out the need for that top. Let's. All right. What's your question? To know his been Danielle. But show if she is going to come back and be out by the New Jersey. Oh deena. What do you think? They're going to watch an avenue that allow that. All right. Thanks for calling Missouri. Keep it real in my home state. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Here's her. In the their undies. Okay. So thank you. And. NT today. Okay. We have another call caller caller you there. Those this there. What you Andy hay caller, pay L. My God is that s shape e. How's it going surge? Kinky did you see our did you see our bartender came out in his underwear? Back at that time perfectly. Yes, that's time. Perfectly for your house. Habash take. How's it going at your at your New Year's house party? Are you ready for twenty eleven? Just told your screeners. Screeners? But it seems to be. Consumption, one has pink when you're at a sick house. I'm sorry. But you know, that's a lot of jury what the Babbo. Right. That's what I'm talking about. I'm sending you a lot of love their upstate New York. Jeff Lewis is feeling well either there's a lot more read about. Your special message for nannies. Did you say the needy? Got it. Oh. Twenty seven. Unlike the country pass, we do love you. Cheers to you. Message from someone. Okay. Oh by James lewke kid. We got a letter this show suitable for everybody. Goodbye. Happy new year. Happy new year, James. All your listeners. Thank you and to market Scotty by guys. Oh my gosh. Gets to be up. Don't you think I know? Well, it is late doorbell. Oman Lord with. Oh, my Lord. Got regular eighty in the house. There is a lady with the bun in the oven jumpsuit over us push me on just went Kim zone and west you have got a bun in this on then rain here and you brought me a wig. Gingy wig. Well, thank you. Oh, yeah. Are you drinking pregnant can't smoke? So you're not drinking smoking, please. I went and smoking don't start that rumor. Okay. You're not drinking and smoking, right? 'cause you're pregnant people are pissed that you lied. Lied to me about being pregnant. Oh, I know. I didn't realize that Monday was gonna hit you have to get past the first trimester. I just felt like a deal with the magazine. And right and it hit the next day. But we didn't know it was going to hit the thought Thursday, right? But it was because of thanksgiving. Okay. Anyhow, your we've week situation looks great. Yeah. It's really good. You're performing tonight. Are you ready to perform pregnant? Yes, I'm ready, right? How do you feel? I feel good tired. But I'm good. Is it a boy or a girl? I can't I'm not I don't know. Maggie to my. Listen, I think that both Jeff and Kim we're going to be interested as our next mazal employee of the year because the nominees are for employees of the year Zoya Camille grammars for nannies Patty, staggers, new employees. Andrea who she rips in win every week and Kim's all Ceac assistant, sweetie will they are all more than deserving, but the mazal goes to. She couldn't get the night off. But watch this now. For me. I believe. A semitic can our I never have something. Like, this think you so much. Thank you so much envy. Take much Bravo. Another have something like this. I'm very motioning. My favorite. Thank you jeopardy for you housekeeper too. Nice with me not way back. Thank you company year. She's not really you miss off. I'm kelly. Republicans Wailers remain was keeping Thompson. Hi, Isaac Mizrahi. And my news resolution is to drink more markets villas and Andy Cohen how much love every day to take advantage of every day. Yes, I want to do that. And to be way, less thing. Because. I can't stand. Vanity vanity is over. Vanity is over and liquor is back. To stop making news resolutions. They really stupid. No one sticks to them. Everyone breaks them than you. Give yourself a hard time sleep life. Enjoy. This is so awesome. We have fourteen minutes until twenty eleven. We have a phone call that I believe it's Ellen barkin on the line Ellen barkin. Are you there? Hey, Parkin, what's happening tonight? Great. You a question for any of our any of our people? You're on a little delay. Oh my God. You're to run. What's happening? What do you got for me barking? Her room that high enough your divas here. What do you want to know from Dina Manso? How's lexi's? She wants sit out. Tonight. She's going to come in at midnight. I wanted to have less years. She's coming in. She's great. You're gonna see her midnight and thirteen minutes. Navy's right here. See where we? Barkan are you drawn while? Okay, barking, we go. But I love you. We have to go. It is time for Basel for entertainer of the year. And these are this is so good. Jimmy Fallon, Katy Perry, James Franco, and Oprah Winfrey. Those were the foremost entertaining people in the world in twenty ten as far as I'm concerned and the winter besides everyone here and the winner is Jimmy Fallon here. The war. Here's me ballot. Hey, Andy, I just wanted to say thanks so much for this muzzle for entertainer of the year. This is huge. I mean, I love your show. I love you love. Bravo. I watch the real housewives of Atlanta way more than I should. That was very cool. I love Jimmy Fallon. I have to say I think he's the freshest thing in late night. He's unbelievable everything. He's doing that. Show is amazing. And I love funny people in it's time for next mazal. And it's funny lady of the year. And what hear it was for funny, ladies it was hard to pick. But the nominee is our Sarah Silverman. Kristen wig, Tina, drink wig, Tina Fey and Betty white. And the winner is Chris did. Congratulations Kirsten taken away, Drake. Thank you. Thank you so much for this. Bravo. And andy. This is the best award. I've ever won in my life and the first so you can figure that out. I feel a lot of pressure to do something funny right now. But I just wanna be serious. This is one of the best days of my life. And I'm gonna treat this award. Like, it is my own show. Esten wake. Oh my God. Love it. So have you ever met? Oh when if you ever met at the abbey in. What is it with housewives and gay box his fun? Yeah. What's your resolution Kim for twenty lower non so healthy right now? I don't know really happing. You're so healthy like us. What's your resolution Cussing to stop Cussing? Okay. We've a quick call caller. What's your name? And where are you calling from? Adams from Southampton. New York cool. What's your question? Someti- rich, China and chemical you how many Bravo people. CBS unbelievable. Camera. Petr myth signed. Sal is life better with or without side town or that so twenty ten. My personal life is better personal life is better. However, it's been a difficult road. It's he's the father of my children are right. Okay. We want to keep it light. You don't first time ever in TV history. Midnight. We are going to be dropping. So this is going to signal the beginning of the new year and the new decade. It's. Can you wait until midnight Chep Lewis? Okay. It's two minutes until midnight. You guys I wanna tell you about this wig. Are you interested? Designed it. Derek J Kim's wig master he decided he used thirty packs of humor there. No, humans were married. Oh, okay. Human hair, Cuba care. Cool edge right here on ugly quit at twenty broken comes from teasing their three cans of gold. Metallic spray seven bottles of soa. Rob ski crystal this wig. It's worth two point five million dollars worth like twenty bucks. Let's see let's see Times Square and see what's happening there all by. God someone's performing and it looks very poor. If you ask me, all right? Okay. That sounds fun. All right. That's going on at times Kerr. I'm glad to know. Art house party is fun. His great this crabby one twenty Jenny Pula last moments for the twenty ten what do you think? To Larry amazing. I hope that Louis is nice to you in twenty eleven to two. Eleven. Okay. You minute to New Year's one minute until fifty seconds. Only. Haina freaking you guys. Okay. The new here's almost Eur forty four seconds away. Okay. Are you ready to choose to everybody? Cheers. Doc is so I don't know what to say. You got thirty seconds of. You ready? I'm gonna kiss you kiss. You. Everybody. Okay. Here we go. You guys. Best from Beverly Hills. Housewives wait. No not. I'm Molly, Shannon. Hi, everyone. I'm Lance Bass from housewives of Compton, I'm Markus Willis. And my news Aleutian is to watch more housewives of Beverly Hills, New Jersey, drink Lassen, Terry. Let's all that hot milk in the morning with coffee. I'm gonna to do more charity ship. Yeah. Allman nil goat milk soy if necessary, and that's it. To say, I love twenty eleven already so much. Welcome back to watch New Year's Eve. This is this is great. The clubhouse was just trashed by the way. I would like to say I wanna blame Lewis. Oh, yes. You do. Yes. No, no. I would also like to say I made a fool make out with tamra to we have a full make out we literally like she we went in for a kiss and to open mouth Tim resent. By the way, if people enforced where are checking in as you can see they're they're they're they're clicking on Bravo. TV dot com for square dot com. They're clicking on Bravo. TV for square dot com. So keep doing that. Because we love seeing who's checking into New Year's Eve because it's still New Year's Eve. It's still happening. Oh, my God him soc bitsy. Because what we've reached a really important moment in our evening. Everything we do here on Bravo is in the name of fun and fabulousness. But it's been my pleasure to see two of our special friends all in love right before our very eyes tonight, and they've decided to make it official tonight in what we believe is the first wedding of twenty eleven it's my extreme privilege to officiate the wedding of Graham, Rico's and Gigi. Okay. It's grabble wrinkles and Gigi Jiechi is dressed as the bride of Franken. I'm sorry. Grandma wrinkles is the bride of. Beautiful. Come on. She's she's a what can bring Kudo push the anti. She's beautiful. Okay. So we're gonna we're gonna do this because they've had sparks. I love ticky sweating outfit. We're gonna marry a dog and a cat right here on TV. It's going to be the first wedding of the time. So let's see if they'll go on the altar. I don't know if they will. Okay. So we are gathered here tonight to join together in matrimony, sir. Gygi Bander pump and grandma wrinkles. Who's this? That you're too late. Okay. Smelling gigi? Okay, I'm looking at both of their assets. Jog is is smelly. So marriage should not be entered into lightly, but reverently after at least a couple of hours of consideration. Could anyone here can you turn them around? So that they're facing over here. I don't like to touch on not much, okay? I'm kid anyone here show. Just cause why these two should not be married. Anybody wrinkly? Oh, okay. Maybe Lisa's not that for it. But we're doing it for the sake of rob. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Oh, look how. Okay. Gives this hairless thinks in marriage to this toy pomeranian. You to write teen. Yes. And your two legged togs I'll just up to. Okay. Pre-nup by the way. Grandma was your stuff is mine. Lord. Of course as the richest dog in town she next to play. Okay. Jackie. Do you take grandma wrinkles for your wedded wife will you fetch things for her never snap at her for as many years as you live changing downs. He does okay grandma wrinkles. Do you take Gigi your? Will you be is little pussycat for all the rest of your nine lives? She does I heard she does this the two legged dog. Stacey. What do you think? Okay. Okay. And then by the power vested in me by really weird website. I now pronounce you man's best friend and wife. You may your Jay. Gigi. Let cure. To vander. The wedding. That is spent oh, I love it. This is I love it that this year is starting with the spirit of nonsense. We have a we have a phone call. And I think it's Ricky lake from California, Ricky lake are you there? Been new year Ricky lake house, you do going. I would be nicking hours. You tomorrow would have to move over. Tamra would have to move over L. It's data. Oh between Ricky and tamra. Rickie what do your solution? Oh, my I don't have one, but I have to this wedding in honor meal and healthy David free enough. I hope they did do these to do you to other pre-nup? Ticky Rico's do not that's because Gigi last forever. Fultz. I mean grandma wrinkles wants jig is box Ricky because gravel Rickles smart economics. Dandy. What'd you say going home you tonight? That's a good question. The night is John. I don't know. I don't know. What's coming timbre is the leading contender? Actually, hey, Ricky view you and your show are the you're the master of wigs and weaves what did you think of job, you know, what I couldn't help? But think of the back in the day. I would say I hate to go. But I must be weeded. Excellent. When love to you, Ricky lake and everybody. Happy twenty eleven. Love is a love. Tonight kit, Ricky lake called in they consummated their marriage. Okay. Guess what? We also we have another phone call someone who's in the running for the viewers choice mazal of the year. It's thirteen year old housewives super van and frequent watch. What happens live caller from the upper east side. Ben we everybody. Great. How are you? Ben weiner. I'm happy new year. One on the said happy to house the new year going in on the upper east side, man. Lazing? That's. Listen who do you want to speak to you of a galaxy of housewives superstars here. Kim. Yes, Kim, how do your children feel about the baby? Oh. One coming around the s- coming around to be idea. Okay. Okay. Big papa. Oh, big. You said Kim just said big Papas not in her life. So, but he did say, congratulations. Oh, so you are in a little bit of touch you and big poppa? Just oh by text message. You you're okay. All right. Okay. You haven't heard from him so far in twenty eleven have you now. I mean, the years young. Okay. All right. Ben Weiner, you're up for Monceau of the year. It's up to the viewers to decide I know. I know. The Chilean miners because I know Betty white. Mark attention. I know she's America's favorite Guelph. She is Ben winner, by the way, speaking of guilds to you girlfriend right now, what's happening with you. Now here they lable in other words. Okay. Very good. Okay. Ben Wieder, we love talking to you. Thanks for. Thanks for calling us. Okay. I know problem. Happy new year. Okay. Happy. Do you're happy twenty eleven. I wanna know if needy leaks is thought of any new words for twenty eleven besides Bolitho bloop. Now. Let's just stay positive. Oh, dave. Dave out again. I want to say for embarking. Lexi, Lexi is joined us in Lexi is here with the two legged dog of Dina's. I love it. The Tina has a two legged dog teen or you just it's grandma's dog. Grandma wrinkles has a dog now that grim reclusives married to Jiechi. I wonder if she'll still okay foreign kicking irate. Okay. That's exciting. Guess what you guys? It's time. Twenty ten months of the year for movement of the year. Okay. This is important the nominees heart. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert for the rally to restore sanity and or fear. Dan, savage and Terry billers response to bullying, the it gets better project various celebrities for the digital deft movement and Tom Brady Giselle bunch in and sporty spice and others for the earth our movement and the winner for mazal for movement of the. A year. Now, we're talking past tense 'cause it's twenty eleven and we're still feeling the winner is, Dan savage and Terry Miller for it gets better here. They are. Everyone watching watch. What happens live? I'm Dan savage. I'm terry. And we co founded the it gets better project for which we've received the movement of the year award the muzzle for two thousand and ten over two lighted. We both have cold. So couple of hot townies come in really handy right now and help us both recover going wish everyone a very happy new year. And thank you Gandhi. Oh, yeah. Come on in Niimi leaks over here commuter. Okay. Well, that was the gets better project was unbelievable. And that was an amazing thing. Oh, Nina leagues, we want meat leaks over here. That's who were working. I'm Christian channel. I'm Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Hey, it's Denise Richards. And my New Year's resolution is to truly live in the moment this year. Enjoy every moment to call my mom more. True. Stop drinking clear liquid that I call back at truly water. All the time. My New Year's resolution. This year will be to get it date. Nice. All nice you been voting. I'd who you think should receive the viewer's choice of the year to have been tabulated. Do we have the winner? Do we have it? Let's see it. Anyone? Do we want to do away toast to Betty white? And to all good inch one eleven man on television. Looking at the gas. On television casting. Yes. I want to say I'm standing next to knee leagues who who happens to be very. Five nine raise your. You come over here. Totally. Megan McCain, what happened during the commercial break. To say what happened? Did you feel her own meals? And what is your? Vega. Okay. Titties? Okay. Cheers, two married going, by the way. I can't this is the first time the longest I've seen Kim's all Ceac without some wine. I can't believe it. It's amazing. She to you in twenty eleven. You're a great another baby out of wedlock. Every played. Amazing. I wanna thank all. Thanks for our party just beyond the clubhouse. We're all headed our party. Just be on the clubhouse with. Plan there. It is there's are headed to right. To you. We're gonna shoot some video or I'm going to tweet some after Marty picks. Bravo, Andy you guys any final new year. So what are you laugh at Vienna? Fan of Jeff moose mentioned. Mentioned we're sick. I was so when you when I heard you were sick like. He's hired. Call medication. Yeah. What is it? A good buzz bene- kitchen and alcohol is that's the way of doing it home to it in great great. That's actually Lisa final thoughts from Gygi for the. You still? On Kenny, thanks for busting out. That ending Kim. Zo see charter for the party. I can't hear it enough Goodman show. What did you think of Kim's reform Dini happy new year? We will have so much twenty eleven we will see you. Arise many hours. Thanks for listening to the podcast everybody. Hope you enjoyed the show. Remember, new episodes? Go live Monday through Friday at four PM eastern time. Make sure you're subscribed. Have a great rest of your.

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WWHL @ Home: Bravo Experts: Ira Madison III, Sasha Morfaw, Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Live with the ultimate panel of bravo. Experts now hey guys. Welcome to watch whatever's i'm your host. Andy cohen joined by four people who've fallen harder for bravo. Dna and deandra and brandy fell off swing tonight. I wanna meet our all star panel bravo experts. He hosts the keep it. Podcast new episodes every wednesday. Ira madison the third. Ira i n d great back my pleasure you can find my next gas to in deep dives over at the bravo breakdown instagram. It's sasha more far. Sasha hyandi to see you to see you finally. It's those of the watch what happens. Podcast new episodes daily. Wherever you get your podcasts. Ben mandil kerr and ronnie karume that in ronnie. Let's go to Before we go any further. I gotta talk about tonight's episode of dollars. It was really good. What do you guys think. So you've got mom and d- on one hand saying deandra changed her name to simmons because it would make her better and she's vehemently denying it. Who who here believes mamadee. Raise your hand back. Change her name to mcdonald's if she thought it would get her better burger thoughts on brandy feeling like the mystical session with shaman slash. Hairdresser was infringing upon her christianity. Anyone have a comment about that. She's been in on my brain this season so he has and you say what i mean. I can't you be spiritual am christian at the same time as there is a conflict there right and you know mama didn't care to hear about the shaman. Either how did you feel like. How did you feel about his session with the ladies. Sasha you know. i enjoyed the session. It seems like they couldn't let go of him. Being a hairdresser they were stuck on. That's like people can do two things at once. You know what i'm saying. We can do here. We can meditate. We can say we can do it all. I didn't expect that that fight to break out between d. and d. between deandre i mean it really does give you a peek into maybe what they're dynamic really is because we don't get to see if that much. Oh yeah screaming. F you at your mom and all that i mean. That was really good. We gotta jesus fight and a good like mommy dearest fight in the same episode. That was a classic episode. That's going to go down in. History was a good evidence. Showed well irish. Strong opinions about bravo made him controversy on twitter long before he was suspended for impersonating battle. Oh so i wanna know. If any of his which is a whole nother story any of his past tweets making wish he'd put a betto cork in it. It's time to play. Do you stand by it okay. I'm going to remind you of some opinions on your twitter feed you save. You still stand by each one or if you've changed your tune here you are in august of last year you say what an embarrassing season for kyle richards claiming that brandy never lies when she has years of footage calling her a liar. Do you stand by it. I do stand by. She has called brandy liar multiple times. Okay then on august twentieth you said regardless of what i think about the denise brandy drama those tax themselves prove nothing to me. Do you stand by it. I think that. I think denise a bad liar but i do think the texts don't prove anything okay. August twenty fifth boy. You were busy in august. I hope to render has love in her life in a good rest away from the cameras. Roney was no longer healthy for her or me viewer. Who will always adore her. Do you stand by that. i do. I hope she's doing well. She looks like she's doing great on instagram. Okay september four. Th you said ramona singer is truly sinister. You stand by that. isn't she. Stands by all of his tweets on september eighth. You said we've already had seasons of erica. Barely sharing anything on beverly hills. Now y'all one kris jenner kris jenner would not give it up correct. I don't think she would at all all right. Thank you very much. Ira sasha bravo recapture so scientific and thorough. She's basically giving us our higher education on how sides but let's see what bravo behavior she considers to be the lowest of the low with bravo. Break down and dirty sasha. I'm gonna give you a housewife has done you say which move lowered the bar okay. Ridha asking to read if people were doing cocaine or bathroom or saying kim richards was near death which one was lower. I mean doing coke in the bathroom. That's the dangerous wasn't curriculum near death. She escaped rehab was still in target. I mean where's the lie. Okay theresa perpetuating the stripper rumors about melissa telling everyone at evans birthday party that he was doing stuff at the gym. The evan rumors i mean. She told everyone. But jackie okay. Kenya bringing kenya more haircare marching band. Tomorrow's haircare event or her investigation at cynthia's bachelorette. Oh the kenya more marching band. You don't ruin someone's bid messing with the coin. The coin is offline. Do not mess with the coin. Margaret sanger jennifer's mouth. Looks like a monkey's asshole or margaret. And joe throwing marty in the fool. The monkey daf. Oh she compared her lips to a monkey's asshole. I mean need. I say more that basically slut shaming lou in the berkshires accusing sonia of creating a cheater brand slut shaming lou. She's supporting the suppression of female sexuality. That is problematic and lowdown giselle wearing the free uncle. Ben shirt press conference are her concocting. The plan for the pizza delivery to karen rouse three uncle band short. Who makes a whole t shirt amok. Someone's money issues. Why they do that. That's low down in desperate for it. lastly jackie telling theresa if she could control joey wouldn't be in jail or commenting. Re the theresa cheating rumors of it wants. I can talk and quacks like a duck. The td rumors because the cheating messy and theresa clearly has not gotten over that. So thank you very much. Sasha appreciate it then and ronnie. You took part in award season by hosting your annual golden crappies giving bravo liberties prizes. Like we're story by the grossest and bass newbie. I need to hear that so. I hope that you've got a few more trophies for everyone's favorite bravo newbies with the real crappies of salt lake city. Guys take turns picking the winners to each of my categories between the salt. Lake city wives meredith jan. Mary heather lisa and whitney ben who who had best style of the salt lake city gang. I mean it has to meredith marks for her diamond studded jason voorhees mask beyond a doubt ronnie most unusual storyline Well i think the obvious choice is the whole i'm being in my grandpa storyline. But i've been watching beverly hills for the past few seasons so i'm gonna go ahead and go with hazards. You called me third time girl diet coke. Swelling you guys are really down on. Beverly hills loud. Jeez this is brutal then. Most dramatic reunion moment. I think it was heather. Saying that lisa scared of jenn but then we saw the footage that showed that had there was actually the person that said she was afraid of jet right right heather and whitney bad weather tornado etc. Ronnie favourite quote. Now maybe i just set it. Oh no that wasn't my favorite quote is i am deaths engaging from or i also love. I love that i love. That won't chair. It's not that bad weather didn't make the cut. Dan most unintentionally hilarious moment of the season. I think it has to go to marry for filming the entire second half of the season or closet. That was just like that was great. That was great. Rodney best reunion performance overall. Well i have to say marrying Again mary gets another award. You know. She wiggled out of racism claims by claiming or accusations by claiming her husband is white and then she fell asleep and then she chemical snow so for both of you and vp. Of the season. ben. I have to give it to heather. Heather was great. I love someone who can tell us that. Her marriage fell apart because of the glory hole scene and scary movie. That's i mean. Mvp classic. roddy you know. I'm gonna go with heather to she really especially in the reunion gave us everything. We need from a housewife. Really petty fights that she wouldn't let go. She kept saying own it over and over. I mean she was mad that someone said she didn't know them which is just so housewives. I feel like she also she was. She got from brianna. So i think that automatic off all right when you're used to watching bravo liberties from the safety of your couch. Seeing them in person can be a startling experience. Trust me case in boy. The dallas women held a bunch of snakes tonight in the snakes. Were the ones who look scared. So i wanna see which housewives elbows my guests have rubbed in real life with wives in the wild. I'm going to toss out some names if you've met him. Tell me something about the experience okay. Is anyone here. Met margaret. Joseph's yes We've met margaret margaret to really sweet. She's just like she. Is you know on the television. You know we saw her on the web. So you know we cove it okay. But she's really a wonderful girl just like she Chocolate still delicious to just great. A good march has anyone that go sell beauvais. I have okay. I was It was at the emmys night before party and twenty nineteen and she came in with lisa renna And i went up to her on the dance floor. And i said i really enjoy you. An actress excited to be on the show because it was before shot premiered dance to a song. It was great. I like it okay. Positive experience how. About the countess lou. Add any any of you interacted with lou. Okay ben yes. I've had the great honor. One time my friends and i were feeling fancy so we went to the polo lounge here in l. a. And she was there having with lease arena. And so i walked up to the table and i was like saying hi to them and this was the season where liu and went to jail and she was like. Oh it's it's a tough season but just wait. I'm going to rise like a phoenix. And i was like this is everything i mean. This is everything i need. Okay what about vanderpump. Is anyone matt. l. vp. I have had a run in iowa. Working retail beverly hills. This was ten years ago. Before the franchise aired she pulls up in her convertible with the dog under her arm or ip gygi. She walks in browsers. The store walks out. She looks over her shoulder. She says thank you darling. And i was like i don't know who she is but she looks. Gary reach is very good. I love it on on hot on in character. How about lee. Black character leah black from the miami housewives. A we love leah black She lives in hollywood in the summer. So we hang out with her sometimes and one day. She's like i'm board. Let's go shopping. So i said all right but i'm poor. I don't shop like you're load. So i took her to ross dress for less and just to see your face so we walk in there and her jaw drops to the ground and i thought she's going to be like let's go you know but instead stews like diamond. There's dresses for seventeen. Don't you started calling her friend. She's walking around in a fur hat just putting things in her cart. Love it all right. Thanks fellas since. I'm joined by a group of people who possess more wisdom than your average shamans slash. Hairdresser i want to see if their opinions fall together. Nicely like a good set of extensions. Let's find out with the round of bravo bravo bravo. I'm gonna post bravo centric questions to the group. I will count three to one lead. You guys yell out your answers at the same time. We're gonna see how well you max match here. We go is the lou improved humbled version of lou and here to stay. Yes or no three two one now we have a quorum. Do you think ramona has ever gotten a facelift. That means going under the knife injections yes or no three to one. Yes okay oh leads. Been the worst friend to the other this season carey or deanne drop the read to wide. Wow you're all in agreement there okay. Jackie using the jia analogy to prove her point to theresa fair game or game over three to wide fair game. eighty cameron refusing to eat. Chicken feet is culturally insensitive or her choice. Three two one okay. So we're mixed on that one. Okay who's a better match for. Dolores david or frank three to wide right right. Well that about somebody borrows john. Norma's ballo too big or no such thing. Three to wide cuban big. I'm sorry not the same thing you know. He can't help but good lord. Yeah that's that's just too much. I mean it's great and pictures but that's too much and have you seen pictures of yes. They're all over the internet. Google use actress to you. Know there's one china who's been the research stronger rookie. Tiffany moon or druce. Adora three to wide. tiffany minute. All right which momma is more i- conic mamma or momma joyce three to one majority in the week for me. It's still way free power here. Yeah okay loskop. Erica and tom's divorce shocking or saw it coming three to one calming a sasha and all right broadway a me. I thought that was odd. I thought that was odd to a for all of you. Adam w wants to know. what are you imagine. Ramona actually meant to do with the screenshot of her bank account which she posted to instagram. Last week Honestly honestly. I just want to remind my friends that they need to me another bag. Okay are you guys all watching summer house this season. Yes sasha what do you think of the hannah luke. sierra triangle. When when's the era friend zone. It loo- i jumped out of my chair. I was like yes girl. I could see f boy from a mile away. Get away from him. Sasha mel ep wants to know your take on rony adding two new black women to the group. Oh way overdue and i'm so excited i love ebony. It's about that roney. Looks like the way new york. I'm here for it. Well tonight. deandra reminded us. that brandy. Redmond is in fact. Not jesus. But i wanna know which former housewives are experts would want to resurrect like jesus himself. Let's find out with bring back that wife. I'm gonna put fifteen seconds on the clock for each of you to make your case for a house. Live comeback. Ira mattison the third. You're up first. Fifteen seconds. go. I lean davidson. I think i said this before. But i love her so much she balances out. Lisa renna beautifully. And also i think she was thrown off a bit with fight with l. Vp but she would come back raring to go also. she is a novelist. She is anomalous. Sasha your time starts now. Oh the queen of reads pedro fixing jesus park. She introduced us to ridiculous will pay the way goal. Oh she's a mortician. She's a lawyer to the mother of a print anna president. I need to be worked out all right. Then it's your time. Go is support. Taylor armstrong coming back. She was a foundational fixture. In the early seasons of beverly hills. She broke the internet. She was the last great mean before the pandemic. She's tragedy she's filler. She's chaos magic. I don't know how we ever lost her. She's a tragedy filler. Okay roddy go. Well i gotta go. With suray i think. Suray whitfield is a classic. She could take anybody on and her boyfriend. Just got out of prison which i need to see unfold also. Every time i walk into france new. I've gotta say you got sports in art. Dates are playing you at home can go to our twitter at bravo. Wwafl and vote on which of those housewives you'd want back. I want to ira sasha band ronnie for being. We're taking this party to twitter. Live right now with so many meal kit services out there. It's hard to find the right one for you. Here's what i think. Sets home chef apart chef offers delicious. Exciting meals anyone can cook rotating recipe options each week. Means there's always something new once you create your home chef account and set your meal preferences. It's as simple as choosing your menus for the future weeks and adjusting your delivery dates. They'll recommend meals based on dietary needs and cook time such as quick meals carb conscious vegetarian and even easy clean up. Your box arrives at your doorstep each week with recipe cards imperfectly portion ingredients. You get exactly what you need and if you don't think you have time to cook. 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Bannon ronnie from watch. What happens new episodes daily. Wow your show is daily. Yeah but to you breakdown bravo every single day or what happens on the day when you don't have a bravo showed a breakdown always there's always that's incredible and u2 been buddies for a long time or how did this come to be. Yeah we met. I think around two thousand five or so in the world of blogging and we just heard podcasting about nine years ago kind of as a lark and it's just you're at the right time at the right place and it's just it's all taken off. Wow yeah well mazal tov on your success all night long. I've asked tough questions of my bravo. Experts they've risen to the equation. Now i'm going to let them dive into some of their own questions like their carry at any body of water. It's time for ask andy. Tonight's panelists will each have a chance to ask me one burning question. I hope i don't regret this. Let's start with medicine. The third i was watching atlanta and cynthia's wedding Was a lot and the bronco cameras. Didn't film. And i sort of wanna just now like how that goes down with them deciding. We can't put our crew endanger being at an event. Play this it was not I am trying to think of a short way to say this. Which is that. There are very specific cova guidelines for filming and her wedding did not adhere to. It wasn't an event that we could cover so that's why we didn't film it and we. We wrapped rap. We shut down production for two weeks after as well because not everyone at the wedding had gotten tested so there were so we then had to have everyone being windy said she said we suggested that people get tested. I was like okay right. Okay josh show. What do you got. Who is a dream celebrity. That has turned you down to be a housewife mma. A dream celebrity. That's turned us down. Oh god i have to think green. There's a woman in new york. But i don't know if i want to say her name because i'll out her but she is married to someone very famous and she is black and she was almost a new york housewife very close years ago. And then it all fell through and she was really would have been great But i'm not answering your question with direct name. I i mean. I don't know that there is a celebrity thing is. We wouldn't go after some random celebrity without them. Wanting you know what i mean. We wouldn't just call agents after a random yeah Ben noticed that a lot of a lot of cable networks allow cursing and profanity or whatever after certain hour. Would you ever be in favor of like an uncensored broadcast of some of these housewife shows. People love that uncensored clip of jersey that bravo released where theresa was Yelling the word over and over. I that is a issue that is above my pay grade because i think it has to do with the fcc and shoes bigger than i I personally would love to see it. I got all the cuts uncensored. And they're quite fun to watch and unburdened out as well. I might add ronnie so how much How much are you a part of casting still with all the housewives shows. Are you still casting all the shows and stuff so do these. Do these ladies come after you may. We'll make it is on instagram. Live where you were. You were just hanging on instagram. Live in tamra. Barney came on there and she was like that defied me. At least it is. The hiring is a collective group and the firing is a collective group so It's a group conversation. Okay yes there you go. Where is the couple in the audience from on the top left. I love a co viewing couple in this gentleman. Has your husband has such strong opinions over there. you i'm just mimicking. You're mimicking hers. Okay very like i said. It's ben in ronnie are so good at how sides impressions that i could close my eyes while they're talking and feel like i'm in the middle of hosting a reunion. How relaxing for me. 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Kinda Cute  Ep. 31  Do I love Zoey Deutch Now?, Prison YouTubers, and the Inimitable Fran Drescher

Kinda Cute Podcast

21:58 min | 1 year ago

Kinda Cute Ep. 31 Do I love Zoey Deutch Now?, Prison YouTubers, and the Inimitable Fran Drescher

"It's kind of cute right. Hello and welcome back to Kinda cute and if you knew here welcome. My Name's Billy Evan. I'm your host and on Kinda cute. We discuss articles from the cut. And my general pop culture musings as usual. I asked you guys subscribe. Give me a five star rating and leave a little written review. If you're feeling feisty it would honestly make my day and I'm still waiting to send a sticker to a stranger and not just my friends who've left review so if you are a stranger and you have or you do leave a review. Just demere address at Bailey Evan on Instagram B. I. L. E. Y. E. V. I N. And I will send you a Kinda cute sticker. Wow last week I was talking about redacting like previous statements and I definitely mint retraction REDAC- things as a lawyer. So I think those just on the mind but I admit retraction just to clear that up on like a complete idiot more than I usually deal and I actually think this is a fitting thing to bring up again today because Heather McDonald. Who is a popular podcast or of the podcast called Juicy Scoop? It's also kind of a pod coach. Pop Culture podcast. A she was sued by Jim. Beleno who is the ex husband of one of the real housewives. She had Tamra Barney and Shannon Bondar who were also members of real housewives of Orange County on her podcast as live guests and they were talking about this impending divorce between Jimbo Lino and his now ex wife Alexis Baleno and he sued them for. I don't even know. Really what his statement of claim stated what his counselor such B. S. I guess defamation. It's so weird though. Because he's already a public figure and his divorce was very public to begin with and divorce papers are public. You can search for them so I really don't even know why a lawyer agreed to bring the suit But Luckily today her motion to dismiss was granted and the court dismissed it with prejudice. Which means that Jim cannot just amend his complaint and bring another complaint against heather he I think plans on appealing the ruling which will make this drag on even further. But I really don't think he has a likely chance of succeeding during appeal. So I think for now that is done with and it shows the podcast do and should have the protection of the First Amendment. So I think that is a win for all podcasts. Even puny little ones like mine. That is either just one hundred percent me. Rigor other people's shed or my own opinion. What's your opinion really cannot be sued on it just can't in my in my opinion so anyways. I just thought that was something worth sharing when we were talking about my retraction reduction last week. The Corona virus is obviously reaching a peak. I'm sure it's the last thing you guys WanNa hear about. Of course I had to look up. Travel Deals and oh my gosh guys. They're so good. I'm like I could go to Boston. I could go to Philly. I could go to York for all under one hundred dollars out of PCs which is an airport five minutes. Don't worry I'm not doing it. I'm not traveling. I'm actually really am trying to cut down on contact. Nago too big group things just because I think it is one of those mass mentality. Things that if we all do that it'll help everyone in the end but honestly I would love to go out to dinner and get a drink My sister's Outta town this week and I'm just dying for human interaction. I think I should have gone. This should have been the week. I went on my first dating APP. Date but loan bowl didn't happen because we're too busy with our side hustle guys and that's more important I think also with Corona virus. I think another issue coming along with it. Is that the other random unimportant news. That's going on that I usually talk about isn't being reported on much so it's kind of a detriment of this podcast so this week. We're heavy on some profiles of various people we have Fran Drescher Zoey Deutch and most importantly the women of Prison Youtube so settle in get cozy with Your Cup of tea and your hand sanitizer. I liked to envision that you're listening to this while you W F h work from home. It took me a while to get that acronym guys come seeing on Instagram and was like what the Hell is Wfan anyways. I hope that's where you are. I hope you're cocooned in your favorite blanket listening to the Dulcet Valley. Girl sounds of my voice onward to our articles today talking. Death and God was Zoe by send. Geeta Singh Kurtz. I have to preface this by saying but we're reading this article. I didn't know how I felt about Zoe. Even as an actress I feel like she's always cast as the endearingly quirky girl with a slight edge willing to stand up for herself willing to be a little snarky. She was in the politician I did like her on the set. Which is a great ROM COM on Netflix? If you haven't seen it yet but my knowledge of her beyond the small things I've seen her acton is pretty limited limited and just relegated to her as an actress so I was excited for this article to peel back the layers a little bit and I was not disappointed. Let's get into it. Send you to rights Zoey Deutch's fixing your the soft stare that does not match the intensity of the questions. She just asked me which are do. Believe in an afterlife. Do you believe in reincarnation. What do you believe in we're nursing? Pots of black tea at the Plaza Hotel across from Central Park. And she's been interviewing me for nearly two hours. I don't think it's fair for a writer to come in. Look me up and not look them up. She says explaining that she google me extensively. I read all of your stuff. Look through your things. And she had including a small novel on immortality apparently now she wanted to get your money's worth by asking me about death and God and other things I wasn't a pre prepared to talk about it high tea first of all I have to say. I am a high tea lover. I would even go so far as to call me an Aficionado because I have never met a tiny little sandwich that I don't like anything about high they are very accommodating to my Pesca -tarian lifestyle I can just get extra cucumber sandwiches. Extra Salmon Sandwiches. It really works out nicely for me and then bite size pastries and then see like. It's literally all of my favorite things I know it's like overpriced and not worth it and it's so early and kind of stupid but I live for it and I've never been at the plaza and I just like to add that. I think that is on my bucket list now Dr Zoe. I love this. She just goes for it and this question and I love this potentially means that Zoe has read many of the articles. We've discussed on here because we cover so many of Sanjay Gupta's articles because she loves to talk about their strappy people. She was the one who did the article about John Ambrose. She's the one who did the one on manages Santo. So we've always discussed that soon. Geeta gets the fun pieces and I really liked the Meta nature that I'm talking about Zoe. Interviewing Santita and Zoe read articles that we've discussed on this podcast like wow guys so doing my journalistic duty. I went and looked up. Sent you article on immortality and it was published in Courts magazine in two thousand nineteen and she really focuses on discussing the business of mortality in how billionaires focus a lot on it like bazo is invested in companies. That focus on longevity. But to be honest with you guys. This article is far more dense than any article so I am just flabbergasted if Zoey read it all and just respect to her so moving to this line which may have converted metoo Zoe Fan. Send you to rights that. She's wearing a minimalist designer outfit. It's focal point as a Kenzo coat covered in a luminosity. Is I call it my conversation piece? I could talk about it all the time. I wear it so much that I have my lines I got is everywhere I got is everywhere she hoots thrown out finger guns and let me tell you guys. Google this coat and I can get it. Secondhand for two hundred and fifty dollars and beatty is temp at Ted. Let me tell you because a it's cute and be Espada retail is two thousand three hundred sixty dollars. So what a steel honey knocking off zero and then some dots. The article her in Persons Meaner is more like Harper more her character in the two thousand eighteen net flicks ROM com. Set it up a twenty something intern trying to figure out. Figure it out in New York. Deutsch who's twenty five now has the same kind of intense self deprecating. Moxie that makes Harper so charming and I think I found this interesting because earlier. I said I liked her in that movie. And then as I was reading this am I becoming a super van of Zoe as I read through this? So since you did then says. I haven't been a journalist for long but one thing I've experienced when speaking with celebrities that they mostly know the bare minimum about whom they're speaking with. Who you right for your name. Maybe I was below bewildered by Deutsche. Who Knew Things about me? That are hard to find on the Internet. But we'd had some champagne so I explained to this woman. I just met my thoughts on death and God that I was raised in a MIS mixed race sick household that was religious and fractious an isolated probably as a result. I'm extremely non-religious. I wonder why she passed palm reading activity. I suggested in Lua fancy T- well what. If I found something scary. She shudders her grandmother. Deutsche says was a psychic and her mom actress Leah Thompson. Back to the future is a little bit too. I'll get scared about something and I'll be like what if I'm psychic. She says her own into Incheon. But I'll be so wrong. Dude guys you do that too. I've said on the podcast like I think I can like put out these predictions since the universe and sometimes I am right but I definitely think it's less psych again tuition and just the pure density amount of pop culture. I have consumed over my third year on year. Lifetime that gives me any prediction skulls at all and then it says that Deutsche in Chinatown now where she says no one recognizes her which. I don't know if that's true or if people just like don't say anything to her because they're too cool in Chinatown but I also think that zoe kind of looks like a lot of girls who live in Chinatown so I could kind of see this being the case. And then what she's talking about. What's coming up next? She says. I don't know I don't really know anything at all. I would love to know literally right before we met. I was on a call like trying to figure out that question. What's in the future? She gazes at a neighboring table expression. One that I recognize him myself and my peers. Those decisions are hard but I haven't made them yet. They're fine right now because I'm here having tea with you. What about you guys? I don't know about you but I found that to be a delightful interview Bravo Santita but I would have liked to know zoe. Thoughts on God and death I would have liked a little more of that. And maybe we'll get that in the extra cut content that we. I sometimes get in the newsletter. So keep your fingers crossed next up. We have the women of Prison Youtube by Jessica Bloom now. Surprisingly I have never watched a youtube prison video. I'm obsessively Youtube. I love the prison shows. I know that they have ones like hacksaw where they show how to make prison makeup and stuff like that and how they do it and again the fact that I haven't watched one is maybe the most shocking part of this podcast so far but I wanted to cover it here so Jessica rights although. It's an easy topic covered less than one hundred channels. Prison Youtube is turning some ex-cons influence influencers. Millions of people. Watch these youtubers. Demonstrate workout routines using bags of water and pillowcases brew bootleg wine with Jolly ranchers and make tattoo guns with electric beard-trimmers even Jersey Shores Mike? The situation is dipping a toe in the prison youtube waters after spending eight months in federal prison for tax evasion. It's a chance to learn what prison's really like. At least what it's like for men. The female experience is largely absent. Very few women have channels drawn. The kind of audiences that the melons you but they but those that do take meaningfully different approach to sharing this their stories and this article focuses on a woman named Jessica Kit who published a video called. I had a baby in prison and while I was writing this I went to look at the video and it had one million four hundred twenty one thousand four hundred and four of us as of the time I looked at it so after she posted that her subscribers grew by thousands and she realized the power of her perspective and that there was very few women on Youtube talking about life behind bars and she felt she could shed light on women's issues like pregnancy that are largely ignored by the prison system. And the article says that women are the fastest growing segment of the incarcerated population in America. Increasing eight hundred and thirty four percent between nineteen seventy eight in two thousand fifteen yet much of the attention to curbing. Mass incarceration has focused on men. The Prison Policy Initiative reports this issue in many states most notably Michigan which reduced the male prison population by eight percent. Between two thousand nine and two thousand fifteen but incarcerated thirty percent. More women over the same period in the article also goes on to discuss some very serious matters like how wimpy saw Tun of inequalities in in prison on and sexual abuse by male guards at how rampant that is an issue that women are more likely to be the primary caretakers of their children so both the mother and the children are oftentimes obviously traumatized by the separation and the limited access. They have to each other. This article goes on to discuss another prison. Youtuber named Christina. Randall and I thought this part was wild. It says it worked out for Randall. Who makes a living wage off video views plus her patriotic which offers extra videos and skype calls for a range of monthly fees? She's also made the jump from youtube to be cast Baba's new competition reality shows by games. Okay first of all. Has Anyone watched games? Because honestly it looked kind of good to me when I saw a commercial but then I just forgot to watch it and back in the day I really loved the show the Mole. Do any of you guys remember watching that. I WanNa say it came out kind of around the same time D. I seasons of survivor were out so I was young and I love that show. It was literally one person was a mole and all the other players had to figure out who it was. And it's kind of like that game like you play Mafia if you've ever played that like camp or something but on TV. And I loved it. I thought it was so cool and I was a kid. I be the Molik. Ibero able to keep my cool anyways. I feel like I need to watch spy. Games is the moral of that story. The other moral of the story is beyond that. It's fucked up that women have equal. You know shit going on in prison to gets a little more lighthearted side of it. I'm wondering if maybe the key to success is to just go to prison and have a baby because honestly I worked. Kinda hard at my youtube channel. And I've had it for over a year and I have one hundred thirty seven subscribers so again if you guys want to throw me a bone. It's there for you to subscribe to all right last article for today. The joy of Fred. Twenty one years after the end of the nanny were all still in her thrall by Matthew Schneier and I have to preface this article by saying that I was also obsessed with the nanny. I couldn't tell you anything about the story line or really any of the characters because I think I just loved it because of Fran Herself. I love her outfits. I just loved her voice. I thought she was so funny. Even though I don't think I understood like half the jokes I'm pretty sure they went over my head and she really was just such a powerhouse and I couldn't local way in this article. They write thirty years worth of journalists have struggled to describe her. Mazel whinny. I like Los Angeles is magazines version the version. The voice of a blue means perfume. Spitzer in heat. I just thought that was Kinda good an accurate and now sixty two and she looks fucking incredible like I hope she can drop a beauty routine her plastic surgery routine. I don't know what it is but honeys looking good and I can already tell. Would this article at this point that it was just GonNa be like Zoe? One that was just GonNa make me like Fran even more and it rides stretches both a whole new woman a cancer survivor. With a foundation to advocate for early detection prevention and policy marijuana evangelists in a fiery political opinionated with a snappy anti-capitalist bent and exactly the one you feel you know her text messages are spangled with Kiss Sprint? And Moti she loves an ESPRESSO MARTINI. The height of nineties elegance. Now Ya'll have you had an espresso Martini recently. Because I'm telling you that shit hits different. My favorite drinks are usually of the citrus variety. I talked about my Greek food. Drink that I die for as just like a kind of go to bar drink margaritas. He`does those are my favorites order Margaritas. Living my favorite drink of all time. I don't even care if it's a trashy grows one. I prefer freshman but I just love a Barker Rita and I love the brightness of dirty Martini but hot damn if you WANNA make sure uppers downers get yourself in Espresso Martini next time. You're at a place that makes a cocktail and I swear you will not regret it if you like. You have to like the flavor of coffee but it's so good when it's done well and honest life changing that's article back home on the upper west side after a stop at a Columbus Avenue Bodega for one hundred eighty six worth of fresh flowers which she arranges and distributes across a number of visas. Drescher as quick. Change into a Terry Cloth. Robe and Diamond Tennis Bracelet. On her wrist. While her ever present assistant Jordan lights a fire in the living room hearth dressers companies. Called uh-huh productions and emails from Jordan dispatches from in about fram had been popping up on my phone days is simply too casually by one hundred and eighty six dollars of something that will just die in a week. Maybe an end goal of mine. I'm Kinda Frugal about my flowers because I do love having them in my house but yeah it's hard for like shell out on a on a nice arrangement. I even asked my parents for Valentine's key. Guys give me a dried arrangement. So it'll stay longer and they did and it's great and still going strong and I also think it's funny anything. Someone pointed this out in in the comments that they're talking about her being anti-capitalist yet like that description is kind of like coming from like a number one capitalist and consumer like no judgment I consume the shit out of goods so no Shay just kind of like interesting reporting dresser spends most of her time in Malibu where she has a house on the ocean and a regular table at Nobu but she keeps an apartment in New York and an arts and crafts style building. Just the park where she once shared a wall with Madonna juicy in the kitchen as a framed cover of New York dog magazine featuring dresser with Essar one of her late beloved Pomeranians esters predecessor. Chester was a guest star on the nanny and guys killer. She has a Pomeranian. You know all those times. You've heard my dog groggy. Bark just like five minutes ago Of this very podcast. It's he is also a Pomeranian. He's literally in my lap right now. Like the little prince as I am so deeply deranged. Lii In love with him. I am oh I could just eat him up with a spoon. I love him so much so anyone else who has a Pomeranian I just automatically think higher of them like oh well yeah. We're obviously soulmates. I always say like if I could find a guy like with a Pomeranian like that might be it for me. Just saying just putting that out there so she says I have the good fortune of being recognizable. She says for people to roll out the red carpet for me wherever I go in the world such heaven sometimes people say I don't like Paris. They're not nice to me and it's like really. I'm like Jerry Lewis. They're just made me laugh because only God that must be the life. Do just like getting treated nice everywhere and these are some other things. I learned from the article. A nanny. Musical is coming to Broadway. Sign me the fuck up. She is working on an act that will take her to Cafe Carlyle in New York signing up for that too. I learned that her ex husband is now her gay ex husband. Which like can you blame a gay guy wearing this cultural icon? I can't and now they are writing partners like forever which is so poetic Nice. I love they stayed in touch. She fought for her character in the nanny to be portrayed as Jewish because there were no main characters at the time of shows who were Jewish and a major sponsor or potential sponsor of the show wanted her to be portrayed as Italian and she really fought for the fact that she wanted to be portrayed as Jewish. I thought that was cool. And she now describes her religion as follows as a Buddhist or Buju which is more to the point of what I am really balance is a big part of your daily practice. I try and find balancing everything. I never forget where I came from. An inside I'm still chubby girl from Queens. Anyway and booed you as an Buddhist Jewish person might be the best word mash up ever heard like Buju all right. Today's Legit Shit is a lotion that I love. It's called the sedation. Aero Brazilian bum. Bum CREAM REMEMBER. You guys can always use the links and my show notes to buy the stuff. I mentioned. And it's great if you actually use the Lincoln my show notes because they're affiliate links and I get like a couple of cents from your order so you know helps me out supporting that twenty dollars a month podcast Fi But I love this lotion. It smells delicious. You guys already know I kind of tend towards thing that smell a little bit food like and this one smells like a really delicious sunscreen. In a fresh way. I feel like it's really moisturizing. It goes in nicely. I'm so bad about actually moisturizing my whole body but when I do this really is a treat and it's expensive. 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Watch What Crappens

1:12:29 hr | 1 year ago

RHOA: Nope-a!

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It's up on Youtube congrats. Ben Had you thank you. I felt great. I mean what a wonderful way to spend the quarantine right just drawn some cartoons. So yeah go. Check that out on Youtube. It's a nice distraction. For how crazy the world has become literally the world. Sometimes we say that like a sort of symbolically or or whatever. The word is figuratively but really it is a crazy situation so I hope everyone is staying safe and social distancing and saying indoors keeping cosy You know last week on the The bonus episode. We were talking about crony virus coming coming through rolling through and I was joking that I was looking forward to the quarantine because it'll be like a snow day and Yada Yada Yada and you know what occurred to me a few days later I was like I was joking but the truth is that for a lot of people who are being quarantined. It's really really impacting. Their jobs and careers and they really can't afford to not be at work so I just WANNA say like a give a special shout out to people who are really going through it right now and hope everyone's doing okay and keeping their head above water and we're hoping that you know our podcast at least be you know a little bit of like levity in. Pretty uncertain time. Yeah well of course. We're joking about it last week. But surrogates real like overnight. I mean it's like wow okay then yeah a little more serious than we were led to leave there at the beginning so yet released Mary L. A. Just past their you know foreclosures of restaurants. And everything's councils including US including our says We are cancelled for the next two months. Because everybody's you know justifiably freaking out and being careful So we've decided that this way by it's actually important to clarify something. We're not cancelled or postponed. Our our March April shows. Salt Lake City Orlando Charleston. Madison and Oklahoma City does have all been postponed until the fall. Ideally we're working on getting new dates because every single event in the history of the world at the moment is like being postponed to the fall. Those are all being postponed. Till. Then you're tickets if you bought them will be honoured if the new dates do not work for you. You will be able to get a refund. You go to your The point of purchase. Wherever you got your tickets you will get a refund. Hopefully you'll be able to still see us when it comes around right now or may shows are still on. But we're sort of like a wait and see pattern along with the rest of the world. It's a super massive inconvenience but you know what our first priority is making sure that everyone stays healthy and that we don't overtax hospitals and you know it will just be shady will be shady on the Internet instead yes so instead of doing are so in Salt Lake City. We decided fuck that. We're GONNA still do our live show but since we have to stay on our houses. We're going to do it on instagram. Live so everybody. We're going to do it at the same time that we would have done it in Salt Lake City which is seven. Pm Mountain time that's six PM PACIFIC. Time that's nine PM Eastern time eight PM Central Time. Just go look at our instagram for more info. But Yeah we're just GONNA go on Instagram live. We're going to do a live show anyway. We are going to be covering these season. The final final reunion of this season of real housewives of New Jersey. So come join us for that anyone. It's K- it's free to the world and I have one other thing to Schill K As many of you guys know I'm super into board games. I love me some board games. Ronnie has had to tag along with me at various various cities that we've gone to open like. Oh there's a board game store and he's gotTa come into the Board Game store with me. Well I have been invited to become a co host of a podcast called game brain which is a L L E V board gaming podcast. It's basically about this gaming group that I've been lucky enough to be welcomed into and it's essentially there's there's one host and then the the Co host revolves around people in the game group so I'll be on every you know every I guess probably six to eight weeks on my very first episode. Just dropped like ten minutes ago. So if you're into board gaming It's a totally different podcast. And watch a crap is okay but still go. Give it a listen And you'll hear me this week. Opining about Board Games. So that's that wall. Yeah I'm actually so so excited because I love board games and like you know Ronnie Unite were sort of like unlike dolores and Jackie were cut from the same cloth you know and we liked having our opinions heard and so. I've had all these opinions about board games for so many years and now finally finally I have a platform where I can spout off and be nonsensical so that that go check have very cool right on. Cape in ways WHOA. Pf waste all over the place If you look in the sand and you see not only your steps but somebody else's footsteps so Jesus Reboard Game K. Ben. Sounds make a board game about that. Yeah can you tell? I've been stuck at home with my family. Got Like everything I'm like. Wow let's relate to the Bible somehow okay was was the answer to a New York. Times are crossword clue the other day by the way and I thought of you was it. Manna from heaven. The clue can ask the clue is. What's Ronnie doing right now with his mother? Canasta was the clue. Rhonda Babysitter Baby. An ipod. So it'll shut up. You Know Jack. Here's three decks of cards. I think CAM cards. I don't know what they're called anyway. It's GONNA get myself in trouble with the Canasta community and listen. I don't think Nafta podcasts coming after me. It's like a nasty pacalypse. I have two new podcast called. Ken asked Apocalypse. It's how can ask the players or dealing with nineteen? The voltage gas is my mother where she will just been somebody out for nothing. Everything every single episode just like meat are signed. Oh goodness well. Enough about enough. About end of days and CANASTA. Let's talk about how we what are we talking about this episode over. It's over I can. We can talk about whatever the hell we want to. I know by the way we should mention that. One of the victims of the metaphorical. You gotta be careful because there are actual physical victims but one of the One of these side effects of I can't say how to fix what the proper word one of the strange watch. I'm just having fun watching you. You know flounder around. Yeah well trying to find the right for guys. I know The point is this the real housewives of Atlanta. Their reunion was supposed to take this week and it has been a canceled because of corona virus. About that yes and I know I feel better than a lot of people because you know. Nba stuff happened. That was a lot of the whole season was cancelled right. So yeah you know. That's what straight guys really started taking everything seriously and I was like Haha Bravo was canceled because sweat it is slowly but surely probably not cancelled. Oh who is now? The I'm floundering. Yeah no bravo is it takes toll. A lot of the shows are no longer in production. Thank God new. Yorkers wrapped There watch what happens. Live is on hiatus so it said we have andy on instagram apparent. he's doing. It live things. I tuned in last night. He's like God. We just have to keep Sisli distancing and You know it's GonNa be tough. I'M A dad. I've got a kid. All right yeah. Here's The Cure. A kid advocate. Hey Kid he's interviewing his side he's like. Hey little band going about those boobs when you give love your new neck been love it so anyway. Real HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. That is what we're here to talk about today I have to say one one another strange aspect of this pandemic that we're going through is how already attitudes have started to change about touching your face and being around people and now watching reality. Tv I noticed so many things people do. You can't do that. You can't do that even on Love is blind. Which by the way are we have a very special bonus episode this week. We haven't recorded yet. It'll be up later this week but we are going to be doing. Our love is blind bonus episode and even when I was watching. That and Barnett is sitting down and talking to amber. And he's like picking his nose and rubbing his eyeballs over and over again. I was like stop stop doing that. You're spreading the disease that hasn't arrived yet. Oh God have you watched? The reunion of love is blind. His jacket is the corona virus a visual representation of the virus literally got I literally got through half of the reunion last night and then I started to develop my hourly psychosomatic symptoms. So I was like you know what this is too much for me let me deal with my my psychosomatic issues. They went away and I was like. I'm I'll watch. I'll watch the last thirty minutes. Our Reunion Banning I feel like the reunions nocco much more than Nicholas Shave. Tell me about it swimming right. You know what I am so proud of you for coming on here beating yourself like me. Mikla say obviously. Wow it's funny I'm not concerned about this corona virus. Because as far as I can tell I'm always ninety eight degrees. Am I read everyone all right? Okay okay so we are going to recap real housewives of Atlanta today and yet I was thinking the same thing. I'm like you know throwing dishes. Okay that's the one thing. Get your fingers out of her hair. Please get your fingers out of her hair. Yeah exactly so we. The women are on their trip degrees. Still going on. They're having fun and We opened the up the episode. It's the morning Porsches hanging out with her baby and her mom who were like in another building or something. Neha struggling with the time change. Just sort of stuff like that. Cynthia's dancing around. She's got. She's branded her but to say Chill Hill to hill by the way Cynthia. Okay we are. I promise we will recap this but this is this is at Atlanta adjacent. Cynthia posted on Instagram last night. She's like socially distancing and since social distancing up in wherever they are whoever Puerto ranch wherever it makes places they decided to like. Do this talk thing. I Guess Your Dad was doing on on instagram. Also but there's like I guess. Is there a tic TAC thing? Going on what you do something to your elbows. I mean in in this house. There's always tick tock thing I don't know what the hell it is. My knees looks like she's got some kind of a tick Let's see what they call it that it's the tech stocks ever see doesn't everywhere talking standing mine. My Dad was telling this morose story yesterday like about a friend dying and my grandma. How are we gonNA take care of my grandma through all this and she standing behind him like gyrating like to herself? It's the weirdest fucking thing that kids are going through. It's but it's not just kids. It's also the daily household. It's the chill household because she's like chatmoss quarantine so we're going to social business ourselves right now and then it's like it feels like twelve people are doing this like dance do little elbow thing and then they move out of the way because then Louis go-goes family did it. Also but I'm like you guys have so many people over right now. This is not a socially just literally have like twelve people over. I understand a lot of them. Are Your children but other people that are not your children there and you guys are all there? And then it all ends with Mike doing a pelvic at the camera and he's like not wearing underwear. Whatever so is Dick flapping in our faces. I did not feel like this. Was there was enough social distance to Chuck Chuck so she is not on Tick Tock but she's gyrating button it says J. and then we go over to Kenyan candy to a photo shoot. I don't everybody's doing on the beach like that. Yeah sleeping cat. And you're like what are some barlow. How did marlow bring staff like marlins barely even this show at this? Like how did she get a staff and customer getting her hair done and she's got those weird like sue gels under her is. What are the Danielle? Stop having them. Also last week doctor what are the. What's up doc? Doctor Doctor Sholls. Yeah Yeah Doctor sholls and she's like Oh love. The villa just wish my friends were Richard. Could have staff here like me. I'm like you literally out some like Greek dollars. Some euros to some people on the street and like handed them like paintbrushes and said here. Pretend like you're my makeup artists. Yeah so then. Candy in Kenya talking and Candies like so. Oh you not do this today. I know you anthony. Yeah and she's basically like you know she basically trying to get Kenya and needed to have a conversation to start like patching things up etcetera. Etcetera and Kenya explains that she didn't really WANNA she didn't want to have the conversation last night. She didn't want to have the fellowship last night because she just didn't want to turn into a Kenya needs situation where it turned a whole big argument basically issue. I think reading between the lines. She just didn't want it to become like a reality show moments even though of course. That's what it's destined to always be. Yes and maybe maybe reading between the lines even further. She wanted to have a moment where she was just like like crying crying. Divorce going through pain didn't WANNA turn it into a Kenya Anini fight. She wanted to be a Kenya moment alone. Yeah she's basically like look. Let's split up. Our scenes got a lot of season. I get there I for an episode. And then he called me a stupid slat in the next and there's also I mean technically there's also the cynical view which is that. She literally just filed for divorce the day before and the last thing she wants to do is get into a giant fighting match with Nina. Because he knows it's going to happen. So there's that there's that view too. Yeah so she's like fucking meaning by buying this. Yeah I'm not buying this like me. And he just wants to be nice to meet crap which is proper that's correct and I don't say correct very often have been this one. Yeah she's she's dead bright so Cynthia is so down at taking photos at the beach and she's like is this the hatch lane see all right and then like a young branded the fucking see simply oh I see what you're a welcome to the children's yes so anyway. Sheep walks up to them but it turns out. It's actually just an old man covered in very white. Woolly hair all over his body and he takes photos of them. Girl is Lebanese. My future walked up to those ladies. Old Romney looking good. It definitely looked like the cloud that goes. After Mario in Super Mario Brothers the locker to on top throwing spike's I was like where's how ducking instinctively just like ducking under the confrontation nosy. Those Spike's at us all yes and then. The cats of Greece of course are trying to do their job and ward off evil spirits surrounding meaney. At all times. The cat's everywhere needy goes the cats are just like get out evil spirit at APP state and how they really are. They're really trying so hard so the women had off on today's adventure which none of them seem to realize is going to be going to Eat a meal two hundred feet in the air so they get into the they all hop into the van and of course as soon as they get into the van. Tania's like Oh also I just have to point out this photo. Shoot that they asked. Us Old guy to take their picture right then. They don't just post for the picture and say thank you. They actually walk into the sea pose themselves like in the middle of the ocean. What the Hell Are you doing? Do you let this man off of off of work for Christ's US Back Waxing appointment. Let them and me. Here's a shearing appointment in three minutes. Come on back to be totally overcome. So yeah they get on. The bus and candy is going to take them all to this restaurant on a crane hundreds of feet up in the air. Yeah and then you know. They're talking candy announces that she's going to be having a baby shower in October. I'm assuming that will probably be the season finale but could be wrong and then these are talking about your because it's the baby shower. They're talking about the surrogate and stuff and they're asking candy if she's GonNa stay in contact with surrogate because most people I think don't once a month have babies born. It's like goodbye surrogate. 'cause you don't want any sort of complicated relationship but candies response has more like actually. I was thinking about hiring her restaurants manager. Yeah the girl gets things done on time so far so I really this is not i. Don't I don't I can't sleep like now. I actually really like should and then we see a flashback of candy bringing should he go to some event portions like Ya'll cousins was like The baby the baby in there. Yeah I liked it. They're respecting the surrogate. And she's like yeah she's going to be you know she's she's been nothing but good to us says they're going to take in. The End. Should be now to see the candy factory. I mean I think it's very nice. I think one thing that I love about candies. It seems like she does pay it forward with people but I can see that like having the woman who cared. Your baby now is also on your payroll in terms of on the payroll already but like working in a managerial position. I can just see it getting a little weird gray areas popping up. I'm just concerned about the candy factory. Okay just don't want any issues for dawn lot not me and she'll put don rightness place she'll be like excuse me. I built this child inside of me so Ohio. Could you back down bench banks So then someone ask Cynthia. She wants to have kids with my God. Sir Yes yes. Yes of course. Of course I can stop. A baby has to get my period every two months or so. It's a regular but I haven't got one about two two to six months but it's really hot and Greece this time of year right. I mean he's like we're her. I got I think that Cynthia and Joe Gore should have a love child. Yeah Oh my God. Have three sperms and yeah go for it. I'm into I'm into that fantastic so raining. It's raining. They get to the restaurants and of course Nina tries to start doing this freaking out thing. But everyone just ignores her so she kind of drops it. Yeah Yeah Well. Porsche is like that cream. No ma'am no Ma'am it did. Look a little sketchy from the outside. It did look like they said at one point Porsche. Who's like I've never eaten at a construction site before because that's what it looked like. It looked like a random crane. Like one of those strange carnivals. You drive by that you think Shirley. No one goes that right. That's that's I mean. Forget about corona virus. This is where all the all the danger is here to talk about mortality rate if this carnival but that was where there were eating yep and you know basically they strap in like they're on a roller coaster or something and they get lifted. Lifted up to have this dinner and then Cynthia's like wow this Rosie O. Desrosiers I'll I'll taste outdated Top Shelf top shelf. This resent the ops up in Kenya. Like but it's screwed on though. Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that? Which is funny because I actually have heard that screwed on Wa screwed on tops. I I don't think it makes. It indicates anything either way but if if anything. I've heard that that it's better for the wine. I think I heard that somewhere. I don't know I mean I could be employed at the at the Bailey wine cellar at this point. I mean it's definitely better for like Simone on below deck. That's for sure. But that's much expertise as I have on the matter. All I know that there is a school of thought that says screw tops are actually preserve the wine a lot better than a cork. I don't know but when I was waiting tables. We had a very nice bottle of wine. What was very expensive and it was screw on. Sit there. Kay Martos like this is the closest to have these girls are gonNA get in Taneeka. Go No you get look over. And then it's like the yes and then it was. I don't remember if it was the. If it's the Pantheon or the Acropolis proper us right I said or the Acropolis. I got it in there. I can't remember I can't remember which ruin is where sometimes but anyway it was Acropolis full view and they're very excited. Teenagers like like some poor person down like two hundred feet below just got like a plate just like thrown at their head then means trying to be like I can't just ignores her you know she drops it and then they get food and meaning he gets a grape leaf and she was. What is this and then Cynthia's like yes. Yes why swine is excellent and then. Kenya comes in for wine attack. She's like so. Why do you think about this and Cynthia's like child? It's not too sweet. But there is a fruity. Effervescence reminds me of jail can use like. Oh where'd you bet? What would you want to bear this This is Chicken seafood even though the Rosaiah might overpower the shrimp and the seafood. So I personally prefer and can you. So when you choose your wind you just ignore the meal you eat and then dinner is served. And she's like we order another wine. Yeah and Porsche has like whispering. Porsche helps them the out. She's like Jeff you rather lower acidity with a red meat. I mean like. Wow if porsches having to give you a little help. There's the mcrib yeah answer. Can you see that? And she's like. I don't know that I would list the poorest I mean how many red wines are they saying. Thea and she's back. There are civil friend mines. She's the hey it's like okay. Well how about you name type of wet red wind and Cynthia's like how many variation and how many how many variations and can use like turn you selling it your spot and everyone's like Ooh she's like I'm the queen of hair care. I don't mess around with businesses. I know nothing about uh season asshole and I guess she's mad that Cynthia has kind of made up with me so this is her revenge. Maybe get them to talk or whatever so. This is her being mad. Yeah and then meanings getting mad because Cynthia called ne-near toxic friend But then like here's Kenya coming for her. I mean I still stand pretty solidly behind Cynthia calling ne-near toxic friend any is the most toxic friend being toxic doesn't make lysol not toxic. You know what I mean exactly. They multiple toxic things in the world at one time. And yes MA'AM OUR TOXIC K. Yeah Cynthia Likes Cynthia's actually really good about latching onto toxic people. She should do a deep dive on that. Maybe she should do a companion piece to go with open mic by toxic people of God and then cheated on another toxic person with another person somewhere else like. Please don't get read anymore. Cynthia makes me feel bad for you. No no that's fine. The we only power. If you purchase your red yeah so then they. They're our dinner table. Land back on the ground and thank God. I mark those off. Whatever invisible listed God on this was did I say I don't totally understand the thrill of I don't understand the point of eating two hundred feet in the air myself? Although the food looked surprisingly very good yeah and you see the whole city around. Yeah Yeah I mean when the Acropolis when your crops you know appeared as like okay. I get it because I can see the Acropolis so that's cool. Yeah so then in the van back in the van. They're all going shopping at the market. Antenna is still like anyone to say. Hello Young we said yes. Oh yes so you have to snap like this she loves those like two syllable. Greek words right. Ooh logistics up on her phone. And she gets a actually. It's Yes yes ass like Oh snap. It's time for commercial. It's crap show. Where at the market and Tonya Tonya? Tonya? She's Craig absolutely awful balls Thursday. Yes Oh yes. He's like Yes yes they are like basically they just even though they are celebrities here they turn into full on basic tourists over there. They just like they're buying skis. They are like portions leaning up on a ruin. You know can't get off that you're disrespecting other cultures forces just like you know doing something for the Graham on on like an old pillar. I don't even know how she got down there. But she's doing it reading crepes. They're having a time. Yeah and then. What are they doing? They're posing for pictures on something and Kenya yells at them. She's like disrespectful of their culture. Yeah that's that's what I was just describing. Oh you were. I'm sorry I was lost so I was reading along while you were talking. I'm so sorry I'm like and then she's leaning up on a pillar and Kenya's like don't be disrespectful to other cultures and I was like how they get down there and you're like I know so leaning on a column and what was that. What was she doing. She's leaning on the com- was that scene about well. I'm sorry this is called a marriage story on Netflix. Okay it's marriage story not listen to me. I was scrolling through my notes because I had to address because I knew people listening. It'd be like What's going on. Yeah sorry literally so. Basically the pointer story is that really nothing is happening. Montage of them walking around Athens and You know having fun times and then finally go into a restaurant where they get to smash pleats at long last. Which I don't know about you. It takes every time I see scenes of people smashing plates. Greek style takes me back to an episode of Three's company when Jack tripper had a bunch of Greek people. His restaurant remember that episode. And I think you all I remember about it was that he I think he he like really has his restaurant struggling and he needed like a big payday and so all these Greeks came in and he was so excited but broke so many plates that he wound up back in debt again the noise outside and thought they were having sex together anyway oboe oboe for real no yes so they get to smash a bunch of plates and they have to say something that they're very passionate about while they smashed plates and portions like Martha's look I don't know what she says. She says the money or something. Yeah yeah much which is kind of just funny. I don't know what it's not. It's not funny to be passionate parent and passionate about. I feel when I say the phrase something I'm passionate about. I think about like a like a hobby or like or a desire so when someone says something. I'm passionate about my children for some reason. It's funny to me. I can't describe it. I get it I get your child. Of course you can be passionate but I'm passionate about children. I haven't seen it about pizza rolls. That's like my favorite. I was kind of the same way. Like why does everyone with the kid half to see their kid? There's other things in the world. Okay get a hobby. It just feels like that's like everyone should should be passionate about their kids. I I would have been more impressive candy. Said I'm passionate about biking or I'm passionate about refurbishing banisters. Or something. Like children's seemed easy and it just felt like it felt like it was a weird way. Yeah they were real easy. Answers meany didn't even mention her kids shoes. She's the only one who didn't say her kids. She was like happiness asked me not even trying and then more shopping more shopping. Can you tell sports? That is not gonNA fit your ass and I guess we need to go to that. Mina size section negotiating to get like free shirt or something. It's just like okay. I want this one and I like that. One for free please. What just like. I have an instagram following. A FIVE MILLION PEOPLE. So let me have that for free. It's like wow. I'm sure all the five million people are going to now. Fly All the way to Athens because they heard of like one ski stall yet the store to the left of the wooden dix. I know poor. Pay The poor lady the twenty five dollars. I mean I don't know much better creek's economy but I feel like any time. I read a headline. It's always like Greeks economies in shambles again. Looping give the woman twenty five dollars and Kenya's walking around going where's seeing the This place where is she weighs empty and in another corner of the market Tanya finds evil eye jewelry which is very real housewives of Orange County. Very very very very very Tamra Show. Tamra Barney trunk show. Yeah Tamra Barney did see give the evil eye or she got the evening she guy. I think she got a she got evil. And then got back to Gretchen. But the innocent. It was like it was like one of the needier seasons it was. I think it was the Peggy Tana's season me up so the evil eye. They learned about it and it protects you against shade. And she's like maybe we got one percent of the okay. She Mr taking it on the table. Be What did you say as Razzle-dazzle Sassy? Sassy because I couldn't remember it fast. So so anyway. Kenya's like trying to get some data by Greek wine and then a producer totally comes for Kenya that producers like so. You flipped out on tongue Tanya about the whig. So why are you pressing Cynthia so hard publicly about her wine knowledge and can is like totally different things? Like I don't have to explain alike. Think whatever you WANNA thing I'm doing is Yes Reading these questions it. If this was what it's GonNa be. I'm GONNA walk away of the. Why should not have to answer those questions? That was pure sade and you didn't only make little comments. You said that she didn't know what was doing. And you would only work in businesses that you know something about Mike. Her so sunup. Kenya answer the question. She says that she was just having fun with her sess. And you know and Cynthia should know at winds were about. If she doesn't then then they can teach her. You know. So what? What's the big deal? I'm like Yeah yeah very supportive So then the van back goes back to the hotel and Tanya in poor sour hanging out and then they go hang out with Cynthia and give it to talk so we got you continue. It doesn't work when you throw a necklace on the ground. Oh I'm passionate about. Oh she's just knocking over that free standing closet in the middle of what are you doing? Oh boy she's been banned from so many. Cbs's at this point. I'm sorry I can't control uh-huh oh I'm sorry Ma'am we're going to have to ask you to pay for that and also leave. Ma'am you cannot come back into the Barnes and noble. You've books at the wall ma'am. I'm sorry this is a respected Seafood restaurant. And just because you see Oprah on the menu does not miss the same as you yelling about please. So they tell us about the evil eye and Portuguese like the wind up. Anything negative and Cynthia's like this sweetest thing anyone has ever done for name thank you. Why didn't give me this before? I met Peter. Why antennas like well basically we're doing can y'all ooh imports is like yeah. That was not good luck for my friends business and can use the most sensitive about her brand and so why why would she want to make it known that Cynthia knows absolutely nothing about the wine industry like Vero? Why would you want people to note that Cynthia knows absent even wine is? She thought she was opening a soda shop. I mean you might as well put up a billboard. That says Cimpian knows nothing about wine and Cynthia could then maybe see that you knows nothing about wine and then get mad at Kenya for announcing that she knows nothing about wine and Cynthia's like this and that was in reach. I wasn't Brad. I Love Red Red wine and speaking of red wine favor kind of red wine is a penal griego. No well like I said the most treasured wine in my cellar is meadow. Schevitz alive well with my most popular. Wine cellar is turn out so well one of our most prized wines. One of our our special things that are really really for a delicate palate comes from a very special. Winery called Boone's farms balloons farms. Wine special better toast. Not even a liquid the red wine vinegar lots of red wine vinegar useful. So Cynthia's like well you know I get a sense of humor. And if she's being shady I don't realize it because I don't have my shades detector and Porsche like well I would end by letting everyone know that my friend has the best wine business that didn't happen and I appreciate you bringing this to my attention. But unfortunately I'm on Chapter ninety-seven of other women that Max Before. So many open MIC. And there's a lot more going on here than I ever thought I mean you. Talk about varietals. Wow look at other. Women talked so Anyway I'm going to go Blowing up my winds watch My DVD copy of Forward now what's called sideways? You don't even know the names of the wine movies like the person because that would be like if you said I use Kenya more edgy. Look my editors are still gone. She's like okay. Well tell me another example of someone being shady. You ask well. She's basically saying you can't make a single joke like with Kenya. You can't make a single fleeting joke about Kenny. More here can't even say that and she'll just like you know yeah. I thought she was fucking with Cynthia about her edges. No no she was saying how like. It's hypocritical. That Kenya can like poke poke Cynthia over and over again. But you can't even do. It wants to Kenya Yup. Well you know. But that's more of a Cynthia issue than Kenya issue. If you ask me. Yeah so then portions like well you know you just. You had a relationship with me and it. It didn't feel wholeheartedly with us. Don't do the same thing happened with Kenya. You have to treat teach people how to treat you. It's tantamount for Kenya so I'm going to give her a pass in. Yeah she goes. But what I'm not going to do is can you be purposely mean or disrespectful unlike? Ll Good luck with that. You haven't software so far totally fine if it's accidental mean and disrespectful so then cats in by the pool of cats moderate lotta great cat footage from Capi role was on fleet as Colorado's used to love to say so then. It's the next morning and everyone's waking up. Porsche is making a batch of amazing looking scrambled eggs. I don't know if caught. They looked wonderful. And then the big plan for today is that they're gonNA go to vineyard. You can go to a Greek vineyard. And they're all they're all sort of like assembling and everyone is sort of wearing slowly light flowing things and candy comes in. She's like oh I didn't know there. We were wearing slowly things fancy flow things and we see. She's wearing these like crazy. Tacitly fringy pants which were like fastening to look at it's also like why are you wearing that to go on Tuesday? Marlow marlow is like up in the club game. The Harlow is totally to clubs. She's like crazy. She's stress crazy so then I was thinking like. Do you think God gets mad? That people can't get off there. Is he like a human where he can get off your phone for two seconds to talk to me Marlton bad scrolling through her phone and she goes give God the glory and praise for waking me up this morning. Jesus you talked to you seconds day. Put your phone down. Wow you're making God's sound like Damian from from love is blind well yeah he can be bitchy God okay so they go. Cynthia's well Kenya's being really nice first of all and but Cynthia's like tobacco so hater Kenya and so the in the van they're talking about. How the old guy came up to you talk to them and Kenya's like that for year. Marla Goldman older distinguished. But not just old. Yeah yeah we found an old man you'd like and then she does her laugh which I'm surprised after all these years we've never commented on Cynthia's laugh because Cynthia's like this but then her laugh is like Popeye. She's go like every time she like. Have you ever noticed that? It's good to listen next time she laughs. It's like really cute. But every time she she's like. Oh Ho child good good good good good little however not noticed that what the hell listen because it was just. There's so much going on. It's hard but like if you really listen to when she laughs it. It's like a weird. I probably am not doing it really. I'm not doing her. Popeye Justice Popeye's But listen she's got like a little bit of a pop. I laugh he needs me. Hanes Museum needs me. He needs me me me me and Popeye the movie. Thank you very much. That was Oliver Song. Thank you I thought for a moment reviewing into some light carleen Johnson territory and I got excited carly. Rae Better leave all of olive oil. The fuck among. Oh you know that Carl Jeppesen. We'll be playing olive oil in the next. You Know Fox live musical and as olive oil. It's Carly Rae Jepsen. I will be furious. I'm already furious. Leave Shelley develop yeah. She's gone through enough. Movies terrified me as a child. Gary Movie Scary Film. The Tentacles Tentacles and Robert Altman directed it and nothing makes sense. I know and you know that the times like this. We need to ask ourselves. How did pop on get made? Well you know that the set for Popeye which I believe was filmed in Malta. Has This set has stayed up and it's become a big tourist attraction. I think it is like a shopping destination around but basically the Popeye's is like a thing to do in Malta. Very go so enjoy that Carly Rae Jepsen. Yeah suck at Carly Rae. Yeah so they're talking about old ban and ten years like okay. Why don't you please describe to us so we can be on the lookout for him? What kind of man you want. And don't say anything about money or what he can do for you to be rich and to everything for me. I and she's like Oh my God you're talking about money. Yeah basically like Marlowe has a financial cutoff right. What was what was it like the million or something in the bank when she meets them something like that because I think Candy Starts Talking about tot and she's saying how when she met todd. Todd only had like a hundred thousand dollars which I still don't even believe to be honest. Because he was like a and but she was like but she saw someone who's smarr ambitious go getter and she knew that together they could make millions or rather candy can make millions head coach. Todd could fritter it away on trucks and random breakfast purposes. And she's like yeah he's smart and he hasn't bishop and Porsche Porsche my hero. Yeah so MARLA. I'm looking for more and more important things now. Like no just WANNA PARTNER. Apartment partner is not broke okay. Listen I'm GONNA folk you. I'm going to Suck Your Dick good on holidays. Which held as we're talking about is Arbor Day count so offer comparatively. So what does anything matters the most and relationships and now they keep onto farmington any like she has just this fabulous fabulous Maharidge and you know they say well. She's been married the longest. I'm like except that. They got divorced in the middle of it by the way. Don't forget and isn't Greg. Current isn't there a current issue with Gregg at the moment with talking to some girls is the blog's have been saying good old Song Madisha. The busiest housewife of them all has been saying that they have an open relationship and that They cheat on each other all the time. But then Greg was going after some lady that works for Dini. She worked as like a manager like a regional manager of the swag stores or something and that many had a fit and fired the lady and made all of her employees sign a NBA. Yeah so I guess. That's coming up soon and non greg another of it but nondisclosure agreement non greg agreements and like what the a stand for again I forget. Wow this quarantine is really taking it all makes sense because the way that Niimi is talking you know giving her big marriage. Advice portions like well when it's broken. How do you fix the because the trust is broken in? And he's like well listen. You know people fall into situations they shouldn't and just because a man cheats doesn't mean he's a bad man. Okay you know you go through things but you still need to show up show your ass back home and I bring my ass back home to you know So it's very fishy. Whats going on a fish like an. Oh so anyway. Sorry Yeah Anyway. So they arrive at the vineyard and Marlow is in likes to leto. Boots up like running all the way up her leg. Thank for this trip. And here's Ted a one writer so he starts talking about you know. This is the cradle of winemaking denies us and all that Shit which is kind of funny I was. This is a funny to probably only me but like there is such a history with like a Greek myths and stuff about dinosaurs and wine and wine and wine. Everything's about wine. There's like a Greek God of wine and all that stuff and Why is it that When we think about like wines the world I feel like we think about France New Zealand California Italy. Why do we not really? Why does our mind not really go to South Africa even at this point? But why do we not think about Greek Greece Romney when it's has such a storied history with mine because you can be famous for one thing? It's like Lorna left. You know Liza sister. She's a perfectly talented. But there's also like Liza and Judy Garland in the same family. So Poor Lorna left. It's like no one even wants cursing Kariuki Jeff Bridges. Yeah and Greece. Has you know wine. Sure but they also have pita bread and Thomas so fettuccine is like who the fuck cares about wine okay. I'm eating I don't know. I don't know if that argument really tracked when you talk about France because France has croissants and baths and she yeah but Francis about like. Let's they're like let us eat a bite. You know. Remember that Oprah that lady on Oprah half Frenchwomen eat. I don't know I will never let it go. I hate that you're like he's like a Frenchwoman. You eat the and you fooled Francis like that. They're like oh you enjoy food rations like fuck you. I'm sure they have a lot of cream and butter. Great good for you but Yeah in Greek in Greece. They're like okay. Well that's great theory. Thank you for the women. The women have a ride that has been yard with an and they're with US writer and porsches like well. We should ask you a few because our good friends. Cynthia has opened up a winery and centers. Like once once not just basically just a room in the next two fantastic SAMs that sell some. Yeah she's like it's an experience like Shrek experience with experience. He goes at drink. Some wine Ziama. Next time we go to Atlanta. I'm totally going Cynthia. Bailey wine cellar by the way okay. How often so then forced us like I'm GONNA uplift her. Because she's bomb bomb done yesterday crackers and Salami so this new wine tasting at traderjoes. She's so he teaches them. How to taste the wine? And how to do it? And Swirl it and all that and he's like and then you can spit or swallow antennas like. Oh I have a preference. Ooh I always swallow. Ou know off. Kenya's off furious Cynthia's like what makes a bottle of wine more expensive the year and he's like the year end the myth the she goes mythic. Aca Say a partisan Greece like note. That's literally something that's happening. I bought this five dollar bottle of wine Greece but you can have it for Prima three hundred dollars. Then so it'd be good. Get a bottle. Put a picture of me on it. That'd be great branding. And just like yeah. We'll we'll say for some of our higher end models yeah The wind will only swallow you back on your birthday so they walk out to the patio to talk and Porsche. Dini split off to talk bursch oppose Menia signed and ten years like Oh. What do we take with Leno and Kenya says? Oh I'd like to buy one image of what we tasted for my friend so Well child this evil. That is the real deal. Go go go go go globe L. I know I'm sorry everyone I'm going to go back and listen and be like that doesn't sound anything like her but I swear to God she laughs like I swear I'm like you. I just can't believe I've never noticed that I mean what the hell good so portion knees big talk that we've seen in the previous all year with mysterious. Oh yes she Actually I was kind of impressive. Nice Conversation Yeah Guitar and you need the fuck up and apologized which was like a normal person and I was like fuck. I'm liking Nina again. I hate that I hate when I liked Nina. 'cause then I get so burned about Mike. I refused refused to like me. But she was like like a normal person listening to her friend But then I was trying to remember. What did they were they fighting about again? Anyway and then. They showed flashbacks that it was the closet fight and I was like okay. That was ridiculous because Niimi knees whole thing was that she was mad. Not just that Porsche went in the closet but that Porsche said like I'm scared right. That was the whole thing that she was mad right that there was some issue with the belt right. Yes she's she was scared and insinuated. That meany was getting physical. Which obviously she did. She didn't she'd like producer break-up producers tooth or something yeah but that Porsche was saying that she touched her and she's like Oh please like I touched your back or something like that and ran such a text or something. Anemia was calling her like a big fat pig and stuff. When she's pregnant. You Know Dini always. Yeah Yeah because I think that basically I think when I ne- I don't think as mad after the incident happened but I think when it played when when the show went to play back when the show first aired they a when when Porsche said I'm scared they over blackness as if like she was panicked in the closet but what we've seen now significantly later this season maybe even during the reunion was that Porsche was taking her mic off and was with producers and saying like me out of it. I'm scared she was joking. Like you could see. She was just like being jokey and she wasn't really scared like that. And so they definitely did make the producers made it seem way darker than it was but either way seeing this reminded me. Oh that's right. Nina was mad about this situation about Porsche. Saying I'm scared. Or whatever that she assaulted her and then was a total nightmare at the reunion and then got into it over tax afterwards. That's right I've forgotten. Any was being heinous during this time. Of course yeah. Of course. Yeah. She was terrible. So then portions like okay like I know that we've been on that but here's why I was sensitive. I was pregnant. I have this baby. It was really hard. I have postpartum depression. I'm trying to breastfeed the baby with one hand and then I'm texting you in another and you're calling me fat and all this and it was just like this terrible time and I had to put down the baby to text you back and I took baby with right here. My titty was agitated out of the baby's mouth but the down go online and post it. Yeah She's like that was it was just bad. You know and then you didn't seem to even care and then I was like fuck this then I let go of it and he's just nodding which is crazy. I can't believe any doesn't jump in with. How Porsche did everything to her. You know which way and ports just like you know that hurt me the most because we were supposed to be the friends you know. Andy covers her face on starts crying and I was like what is this. Why isn't any being a real person? You can't be a real person all of a sudden. Well maybe she knows she's about to go into war with Kenya so she's like okay. I can't I can't fight a war on two fronts. So on that's a through and she's been trying to get everyone on her side so she could shoot the damn so because it's been harder to shoot with nobody to shoot with and so obviously she's trying to do it for that but that she came in with that amount of I don't know it was weird. It was weird and strange. And you know she she actually says I'm sorry and then you know. And then she. She says that she loves basically being a big sister for Porsche. And then excuse me. Then she also says like you know what like last year when Greg head cancer. No one realized how hard that was for me last year. Was the hardest on my life Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. And I I I get that and in fact we had. I think in extraordinary a large amount of sympathy for her for most of last season. Because what we saw her going to real shit and we actually enjoyed that she not enjoyed but we appreciated that she was letting us into that and being really kind of vulnerable in the beginning of the season but then by the end of the season went you kept on saying over and over again like like what about me. What about me? What about me. And Greg's like literally going through chemo and stuff like that. Just Kinda got old. Yeah and so. Basically they make up and they hug and cry. They cry with each other and hug imports. Ooh I really hard with you. And she says sorry and then means like you have to give me some eyelashes you little bitch so it takes off her eyelashes immune. He's like no I don't like this creepy crawlers. They wanted to take. They both taking their eyelashes so now they go off to dinner. The whole group goes off to dinner. And there's there at this restaurant this outdoor restaurant and there's like all these cats that are circling around Nina. Hates cats and it just keeps on yelling at them. I go away get out of here. Go Away losing your mind so poor Santana talk and they decide well first of all like you have something on your shoulder. And she's like Oh that's mean these faith and then Tanny is immediately tied sticking her. Do that is so it makes me like love Tan. Yeah she was like Oh my God told me everything and she says that while she has ties out like toby everything. Why get rid of this thing? You associate like Oh my God. What a great trip or getting along imports is like well. Let's let's try and make everybody get along by having a party instead of having a burn party where we burn all our problems. We'll do ruins party so we don't ruin our friendship family. It's a little bit of a stretch as like you know. I think one of the things about ruins that makes them ruins that they actually still exists and people actually now flock to them and preserve them. Okay short so now versus cats everywhere because cats on the table under the tables of cats on chairs or the ceilings. There's even a dog that starts lingering around you know it's just like it's madness. Seems Gordon's thirsty? Ask stumbling around the back. So they decide that they're going to have this party for everybody to get their talk their talk out so need these still screaming about cats and they come back to the table and there's too many cats. I can't 'cause new home. He's been feeding all the cats. She keeps throwing pieces of meat and bread. At them fries. She throws a French fries. Kin which is total a total. That's Nina's logic in a nutshell right like she throws something at these animals that make the animals flock and then she gets mad that they flocked gambling. She gets mad at them for you. Know being nicer. Yeah so. Eva Calls very exciting. Having a baby. Don't know if you guys knew that. But she's going to happen today. And then they announced that we're going to have this big party and portions like you take anything off your chest. Put it amongst the ruins adobe dawn and never thought of ever again except when we put ropes around and tourists come and take pictures of it day after day after day and will always be remembered of what was once there in. Kenya's like well. I don't understand why portion wants us to clear the air publicly when she meany just cleared the air privately wealth and clear the air privately Kenya. Who Stopping. Yeah Yeah exactly. I mean it's not a terrible point but your point is even better London. Just do it privately. Yeah she just doesn't want to be forced to have a scene with meany which I don't blame her. Yeah but I got to your on TV. Show so Kenya's mad. I'd like visibly mad. And he's like. Oh can you hear for Porsche taking over hosting duties so now they go back the villa and they all change outfits. Which makes me think that this was actually shot the next night because they they they don't change until like comfy clothes after a day of being out and about they are in full on fancy outfits and this marlow is really dressed. Like going to clubs. She's in like a like a like a little cocktail dress blue sequins they're all so dressed up for what's supposed to be like a wind down moment so I think this was the next night Well they set up for this thing and has got flowers. Dannon which different dentist right. You know it wasn't explicitly stated it could have been from one of the cats you never know she got the possibly cheating on you right at this very moment flowers and then they basically just get set up and Let's see all the girls arrive and purchase. Well we appreciate you guys. Giving us taking a break from hosting duties for night and giving the chaff because tonight we are putting things into the land. Okay so this is about positively and in the spirit of peace only ten. You just do the crown on the ground bro. You just kill the cat so so candy takes. She's like she's like I'll go for. She takes a crown or the Laurel or whatever it is and then she she. She gave the other ones abortion. She's like okay would need. We're talking about like no no no. That's not how it works which I don't know why. They're being secretive about their conversation to be honest. What what happened you know? She's like well we got together. We worked Okay Max and Kenya is so fast. Yeah so passed so Cynthia then takes it takes a crown and gives another one to Kenya and she's like child. I felt like initially we were talking around the other day about the Bailey wine cellar but just kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going sort of like the list of Mike's tricks anyway just felt like was it really joke or remind the joke I mean. It's a question I have to ask all the minimum life but still matthew now. You're not a joke. It was me having fun. I am sorry. You're businesses speak for themselves. Which ones are still around your at Queen? And and he's just not buying any of this you know she's like. Oh really okay so she's Never GonNa hold Kenya accountable for anything and you're so supposedly good friend ruins your engagement. Oh friends just make mistakes. I don't recall her ever saying France make mistakes with me like really see said that for how many years with you exactly exactly so so so now Sahni is. Did you tell Cynthia if that were me? You have gone harder. I guess we were. We were closer than anyone in the circle and Kenya's well things change and he goes. Yeah thanks change because you wanted them to change. Because you're a big bully beds which is also what media is mean. Means like okay. We're fighting. That's at their fourth to sit here and we're going to have this fight okay. I have things to do you. Just call me a bitch is he. Goes what are you going to say? What are you going to say about it? She's like you want me to fight you and then you need starts going. You're negative betty. You're a negative betty. I was like a negative Vati. That doesn't even have alliteration to a negative nancy or something or blue. Betty I dunno but negative betty. Yeah you're a you're a melancholy. Sharon you are a rude Mazzi. You are in unhappy. Celeste terrible Richard. You are a Morose Jordana. It's actually hard to not rhyme them. I'm GONNA be like your Morose Marina I don't know and then she starts screaming. You know bullying meany leaks. Because she'll get your ass even say to you? What are you talking about? Meany is now just crazy mode right. She is screaming to scream. And she's going to scream. Whatever means sets again and no more confused than candy. Who Literally Sings? Ooh confused and then he's like I'm done commenting now. Okay since he's like I would like to kiss my ground to me and she's like I don't have anything to say. Take it off and it's like well. Yeah plenty to say a minute ago. Is this the bipolar any more bipolar? Meaning your Kenya fight. I know because like I have nothing to say. And if you don't have crowned you should be shutting the fuck up says the woman who just started the fight by talking out of crown order so yeah Nina's light. There's no one more bipolar than you. And can here's like that's why you had to gravel grovel and ask all the everyone to be friends with you again when you also had to do these. It's like the fight of the biggest hypocrites right. Kennedy didn't have to ask everyone to be your friend again. Can get him back on this show and had to start being trying to be nice to everybody to get into scenes. Do by Benin had to go on actual apology toward any really had to and and so that of course is she need just responds. Easily with you know well. That's why your husband left bitch because you're bipolar ants. Because oh I'm a bit now. We're you not here. Five seconds ago when she called you a bit like what the hell and why is it so bad? Call you bitch when you call Tanya A C word like A. Yeah exactly the first time in your life and he needs like Marcus twirling right out of this marriage him his nose ring by Mark So yeah they just start screaming bipolar at each other and then Tanna squeal still Tanya who just started this whole thing to break this up. Kenya's like Nina. You can't even Blink Your Eyes. I mean he goes bitch. I don't have anything on my is too bad. Your husband don't like you and you're like yours and she's like yeah. Your husband doesn't like you. He was an attention whore. He didn't even like you. She gets out you. Dry Your tired and your cat is dry while your husband's gone bitch while Porsche Goes. This is exactly what we did not want that happen. It happens every time. There's a fricken like let's get it all out on the table party and then goes to the place that nearly always go just calling you ugly your titties wrong. You're getting you implant. It's all wrong and then tells us she's like well. I'm just GonNa read or now every time I see her okay Vic Contacts Okay. Blow up booty okay wig. Okay Yeah so can you can you so that things. Somehow they manage to like summer down for a second so Kanye gets her crown. She gives it to tanner and she's like I just WanNa say. Thank you for ten years for being compassionate. You know because like with everything happen. You didn't have to be and thank you for not bringing up stuff that I'm dealing with now. Basically a dig at me. She's only apologizing to Tan yet to be nice to sanity to get back at. Mimi doesn't just take it completely. She's like well. I would like to genuinely thank you because that really hurt can is like well. I'm a little disappointed that I don't get the same apology because I was very hurt by what you did to me. Yeah and we'll I genuinely we have to say I didn't feel sorry because you you brought this woman to Defame Ball's character but you know up some story because you know like we'll just where I felt. It went really too far. Is You know when you talk about you. Talk about how this hurts your business and use it hurts. Hollick spouses and things like that and poorest is doing the unequal scales of justice. They didn't Matt didn't Porsche. She's I'm sorry so now is going to get it from Kenya. And he's like a married woman wouldn't do that to another woman that's low that's low and he's asked for popcorn by the way all the popcorn which is actually an important plot. Points up please. Meaning you have been so many things and she has shut up before Bucky weap- and she's like acts like she's GonNa Throw Popcorn Kenya but doesn't just doing it like the terrifying popcorn attack. That's about to just like Oh please. Please assault me with a peanut. Please please popcorn. So the gets pretend throwing of and stands up and they're like holding her back while she's pretend throwing popcorn the hell and then finally she's like you're a dumb ass bitch you're like throw the popcorn kernel or whatever. It is or popcorn. Whatever peanut kernel popcorn who knows because screen goes black and it says Choubey continued? Can't he goes. Please go to jail again. Oh that's so well I encourage everyone to go to go. Listen to some feels laugh and back me up or maybe correct me if you don't you don't you. Don't even bother cracking me because in my mind always sounds like Popeye. And that's just the way it will be in my mind. Everyone thank you so much comes during this on Thursday night at six. Pm Pacific Nine PM Eastern. You can figure out your own time. You know that and come to mind for our life. Show that we're going to do real housewives of New Jersey yes could be Super Fun And the next episode. We're talking Shahs of sunset which had a similarly explosive final act which I cannot wait to dive into. There's so much to say there so we have that coming up and then later on this week keep an eye out for our patriarchal bonus episode which will cover love is blind the sensation that has taken over Corona America. So you guys stay safe social distance. Wash hands all the stuff that you should be doing. Don't be silly okay. Even though it's very exciting at ut tonight and go there Godia stay inside. And let's Joe later by.

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And we see the captain interviewing all the guys you do. I think she's not a good team. Worker sees the Kantha year cancer the cancer so just ran out of the room that found us feeling about it Riley Riley Lee rallying rallying Lee. Well Rally get your ass up here. So Riley now has to have like big moment with Captain Lee to find out if she's fired or non and kids basically telling your life take responsibility possibility for everything to take your process everything which I don't know I don't know if that's going to happen or not but you know it was nice to try so But by the way I'm team Riley on this one hundred percent a hundred percent so riley goes up to captain Lee and he's like well and I've talked to Ashton and handout once he was done grinding on my thigh They'll I talked everyone else and we do have a situation. Apparently someone has cancer Sir on this boat. So we're going to have to go to Sloan Kettering to take take care of it. Sloan Kettering I've brought in Dr that I found on a nearby raft. At least I think thank you Dr Lo Lutte I like. cheerios is so bend over. And let's take your temperature. Here's the situation and it's unpleasant Radha. CHEERIOS BE PAT to use off brand ones from whole foods. Something like monkey OES not to seem not a cheerio. I don't last time I checked whole hope was brand. Doesn't have an adorable little be on it because I love the honey nut. cheerios brand specifically I have problems come solutions when when you got a bullet cheerios you need to milk. Solve it all right. So you're the CHEERIOS. Guess what we're not putting Milkin you all right your stand as my point yesterday and Kate how how May I ask what we're GONNA do. We're GONNA work on you. We're going to work on Aston Young. who was just made out with my steering wheel? Do you have an Afghan. It'd be great what's let me. Let me try to describe the situation in Cheerios K.. I am someone about each cheerios. Your our cheerio ashes the milk and I'm going to be keeping a close close eye on you because I don't know if someone honey I shrunk the kids onto someone and there's a little person in your cheerio trying to get swallowed the death okay so my IRA right back to work wreck So Riley is really upset. Now she's like. I mean to think that the people I work with are trying to get me fired. I mean it's a lot they genuinely. Don't like me Eh. Where do I go from here? And so she's crying to kate. And then the Captain Calls Ashton up to the Sky Lansing's like all right. Listen here. I've talked to everybody and and I could deal with this situation the way you are. But frankly I don't feel like sticking my tongue on an inanimate object to sell keep Riley right is now get with it. And he's going to change. I am not asking you to change her. I'm saying make a work. It's it's like when you only have half a bowl of cheerios left you got throwing some rice krispies. Otherwise you're not going to have a complete breakfast. You know what I'm saying. He'd have a full bowl of cereal. And I'll make work and captain acid. You tell her you're just tolerating her. He's like really yes because the truth cap well. The truth isn't always the best policy on deck right alright. For example the truth is you've got about nineteen minutes on your butt all right now. If I said that it would be bad for business all right go out there and shake. That moneymaker a kid and and now try to do it with an open mind. Your mind is an open right now at stealing. That's open apparently as your fly and you're reaching in there and I just want to remind you I. Am Nova Jonah. Okay the art is going back in again. Great thank you. I can't believe this decision is happening right now. I'm the one captain brought back and trusted and now oh he's trusting effort that can't ever me okay. You're the one brought back because you almost got killed last season and people like automatically like you because of that K.. Okay Mr Charming second of all one of the people who helped you not get killed. Last season was lady that you're currently trying to get fired and third of all. Well I don't even have a third of all but I'm just GONNA keep talking this tone of voice to go back downstairs. Start do what you got into got time to clean third of all you're a hypocrite. There it is so so yes now Ashton Riley like have a talk to like settle things. He's like we need to make this work. Just respect the work and respect the situation we can make it work well right until standing there because captain Lee told her that she has to change the way she reacts the things that's the only way she's GonNa change the way people treat her so she just sits there silently giving like quiet guidance with is like got it is Kinda yes yes is giving God it is so it's like anything else you want to say. She's like now and so she walks the backing mother. FUCKER EH. Offering me a Paleo option when he was scolding me so Ashton is getting attacked. He's sitting with Brandon. He gets the tax from one of the girls on on the show. WHO's apparently on America's next top model? Ll Yes. I didn't remember her but she was from a later season that I didn't watch as rigorously. Yeah so I love that. She's still like look at me. I'm still a model I modeled on the below deck boat which I paid the beyond winning winning at life over here. I can't believe I just just said winning. You see what the show does to you. You're in character. Because she would say winning. You wouldn't. She would thank you. So method. This Oprah Oprah podcasts and Oprah keep saying things like oh you know my good friend Daniel Day because he's Oprah Winfrey. That's how she talks. He's like well. We're just relaxing in my bird. It Garden in Malibu or whatever but she's like my good friend Daniel Day you know he. He was in character the whole time when he was Lincoln. I mean everyone had to talk to him. Like Lincoln Everything look I just. I love imagining Daniel day-lewis standing at the cheeto section of the craft service table. Acting like Lincoln you know in front of giant movie cameras right. It's like wooden Abraham Lincoln be just totally fucking confused. Get over yourself Daniel day-lewis that's yeah the salient point. That has a lot to do with everything that's happening. They don't they pitch Abraham Lincoln. I've oh I've got it. Yeah Abraham Lincoln as a third deckhand Abraham Lincoln as Riley Actually I would like to see Daniel Day Lewis as Riley gorsuch got got its. I am under up at an APP. I drink your soup that Kevin having made okay. So Ashton gets attacks from girl with Bryant. And it's the girl from America's next top model who Dan Lewis. We'll play where bay and over Bragging Jones is molly. You may remember lead from a aprevious charter season. I requested your company at the library. which is a boss? Lash Clash Club where people do the dancing and socializing in. Forget thank you thank you. So yeah they're supposed to go to the library and Bryant like since look deeper you. I don't. I don't think we should do it. I mean it's like don't it's all really don't that too late. So gate and Riley are in their bunk in case like so rally Would you be offended if tanner came in here. And we like hooked up under you which is so a polite it is very polite also like never been polite. You're just suddenly like watching them. Fuck Bax to you. I don't know how many times this has happened to me but enough that I was like you know what that's so polite. My friends never asked. They'd just do it. I just want to know. What sort of fear factor episode we are about to launch into like the idea of like being in a bunker but knowing that like a naked tanner below me is just like? Oh we're just listening to ten the below you. There's a cancer on this boat. I will call my mother and get to the bottom of it. Thank you thank you my my good friend. Tanner from below deck. It's like Oh shut up. So yes Riley's case like would you mind hunter human hooked up under you and Riley's like if I was asleep I wouldn't give a fuck so then gets like I've I've hideous tastes Riley hideous tastes rallies. I yeah Engaged says well. There's better stressful ashes. Mimi Kevin's Mimi. I mean little constellation Like Dr Constellation or sizes so off brand for Kate like it makes me very upset that she is like fallen this far. You know this is what happened. You know like I remember you know since we had a grinder situation on the show last week mas well tell experienced grind or not experience but just like I I remember when I was on it. Well what happened is over. Time your standard start to lower and lower and lower. I mean I guess it's not even grinder thing that happens with dating. You know like you're dating someone. I'm on like someone who's like. Oh great great option. And it doesn't work out you know like okay well. This one's pretty good too. I could see myself and then all of a sudden you're on a date with basically like like someone who looks like a carpet with bowling. Ball's under it. You know not not trying to say as a fashion but meaning but like just like what am I doing this amorphous person in here who has no personality. And I've suddenly like. This is where my standards have taken me. And that's what's happened with Kate. Tanner and I think it's sad because I feel like it shouldn't happen. It should happen to me but not to kate. Well jail sex right. It's like you're in prison. There's no one else around and suddenly you know everything changes in your life and then you get out of prison. You're like Oh my God. Exalting block is calling me again. Yeah they sell teams like no one ever really reaches for Saltines for for a snack. Like I'm so hungry I'M GONNA go get some saltines but somehow they're just there and the next thing you know you're nibbling on a salty and you're like why why. Why do I not have better options? Why did I do to myself? Yeah I bought this from the store. Like what the Hell Yeah what. I made a conscious conscientious effort to have saltines in my apartment. Why the point? That's why and that's what tanneries. He's like the snack that you had to stop your diarrhea at some point and then somehow you wind up eating on its. It's own. Well it's funny that you circle back diarrhea when we're talking about tanner. Because that was one of his major storylines so you see guys circle full circle. So then everybody's getting getting ready to go out and Kevin is doing. Is it Kevin who spits in. Its ads that would be one or yeah up up like he likes to do his hair in the same decade that women still couldn't vote and stuff. Yeah nineteen eighteen ninety nine so so now. They're all going out. And that's the men's and the women's van so in the men's van Ashen flake so bully and just want to party and hang out with us like our crikey. All Hate Justin goes all man wanted you to invite daddy out to eat with us now. We'll have to be like Daddy. Are you happy Daddy. Do you WANNA drink. Daddy what can I do for you Daddy Ashton's like that's all right you'll be asleep more in any way and they're like so. Then Courtney Courtney's asking the girls in their advanced he gonNA tonight nobody I I hate all three of them so that leaves one of you three girls and they all start cracking up and now to the library. Yeah they're they're tanner is ready to kiss. Someone want anyone like he does not care who is GONNA kiss and they're all doing shot. Like cheers shots. Whatever and ten is like hey kate are you are you gonNA? Am I gonNa go home with you and she goes or you WanNa come home with me. Yeah Oklahoma though I guess my sanity and then Molly and just arrive in case I assume you take lance because out she goes on to smoke and Kevin comes with because this is a bonding thing for them because they both ate both girls right. Yeah and meanwhile justin is like talking to tanner and she like As a from schefter non chef We all wanted to know who was the hottest and Malia was Ashen. I always said it was you so that was my little my little really obvious way of myself a you get no. We're not doing okay. All right okay no more time okay. Great well I will. I'll be cooking somewhere. I will be cooking something somewhere in Charleston. Schefter not chef. Yeah so yeah so channels like kidnapped the sexual tension but now just in the mix and get drunk and see what happens. I'm like okay great. You're a real class. Act there too and so so. Justin Justin is telling tanner she's like You can take me on a date. Okay you can try a little like make some kind of effort. And he's like all all right if I fight in. DM US answer. And she's like Scherer mandating. Loan deal deums. So thank you talking to Kevin Outside. And she's like the charter guests. Are here snoring and I go. You are seeing you which is pretty much I think like Ah Philosophy on yachting. He sounds one right now so Riley is in the car on the way back. 'cause it's already over everybody's drunk well. Astronaut Vance Asha manages to He does manage to kiss molly and he does Ashen does his patented move where he takes her hand they takes her head and both of his hands and just like forces her head onto his lips. Have you noticed Nash. Always as kiss people he just grabs the head and just like okay. Your head has to my man hands. You cannot go you have to receive this right now. Yes yes yes I have noticed. It's very forceful gross. Is Gross kids. Like hundred working off season. I should get to fuck that. I can't so in the van Dan rallies like What about Ashen Molly there? And it's like Oh my God who fuck Ashton. I'd rather fuck of Yana Sausage. I mean they're six little league as thank their Pale and Achey by coagulated fat. Nobody really knows what to do with them. Mike Okay spinning out on a sausage socities cheeks tried to kiss me just punched the window in. I'm good so tanner is like All Right Kate my room a your room yovany my right. Let's do it to my room. God what is he always have to talk about it. Jesus so Bryan. And Courtney are holding hands other way back to the bow and she's like hugely when I date someone I take it day by day but with Brian Bike I like him. It's amazing to have such a connection with someone like I don't even know what to say like this will clearly work out well and will not be tainted by the presence of small square plates. This is like the you see through tariff relationships right now you so tanner is fall down. Drunk soccer yeah at least like literally falling down trunk rallies like okay. It's like no. It's not okay. I'm going to bed Canada. I'm going to bed hermit. A few drinks. I'm bored ten thirty dude me all season and now I like to cash my check my ticket so I have here some very small grimy tickets would like to redeem these for one and one very sad sexual experience that I'll regret for the rest of my life. Thank you I know. It is totally like turning in your ski ball tickets when you think like. Oh my God I have got a small child full of tickets like I've got so many tickets I can bury care barely carry them. And then you take them over to the booth and you just get like a sad little squeezed stress toy. Based like any time you go to Dave and buster's and try to redeem everything you've done like you're just eligible for like some stale L. Gummy worms. Yes So thirty five hour. Oh so by the way he's asleep. She goes in there. And it's like I'm K- K Taner AK Tanner. And he's asleep. Maybe he doing. Okay Pajama Party. Some yeah So the next morning they're all they're all cleaning of course goes in to C.. Tanner to like basically rub it in his faith that he missed his chance. And she's like I came in to check on you last night and I told you to come to my room and you wouldn't even flip over. So how do you feel feel about the fact that you've been trying to hook up with me all season and you Miss Mr Opportunity. Anything anything at all nothing is like oh I blew it so he goes he goes. Yeah well you know what I would need to perform warm and you know you probably would've taken advantage of me. And Courtney just goes gross then. Riley is folding towels and she can't even fire me. If you try towels towels then fall over. And then Riley is trying to help I I align and stuff at ashes like all hail that and there's all this tends to there and the caffeine is watching them and he's like. I'm not a big fan of micromanaging and I'm not going to start now. I've I told you what I expect. Deliver irate door. I would like to deliver the baby with a signer rant. Let me tell you something. I'm not a fan of micromanaging but I do enjoy micro machines. Wow how great toys and that guy could speak so fast fast I really appreciate. How fast is he could work? As Mona's talking to court me and lots Tana was being standoffish own cheesy according to like I'm Ya out because he was co noodling which is a word I heard from my grandmother who still deserves fucking respects. So don't even try it bitch. She's like I'm you you know I'm not gonNA tell Simone that he took up with Kate because you know. I don't know because like you but Brian may not be very mature. Certainly he's more mature than tanner. You gross so the guys are the deckhands are talking and as Broin did you get some nookie what what this with this. What is with all the terminology all this like they? Did you get some dokie. Kevin's like spitting in his hands to do his hair. It's like the Grease episode of below. Eh we're your neck and So yeah so So Brian's not sure where he stands with Courtney these days because you know no seasons wrapping up soon and he's got a daughter if he's going to be bringing a woman into his daughter's life he wants to make sure like like you have to be confident in that choice you know you've been on TV. Okay just say no daughter. The daughter's have televisions. So yes. Yeah so he's like I don't know if I should what I should do. You know because I've got a daughter and I don't want people coming in and out of life and it means a lot to me and I have to be really comfortable. Whoever choose has to be someone that I'm really weird? And then it cuts the courtney going and looking for a snack that isn't Doritos preference. Eight meeting preferentially meeting member rate. This is a big one. This is big bravo fans well. It's Orange County housewife Alexis. Baleno her new. Arnold boyfriend can't wait to get on vacation with her. I guess she's moving on quick. Look did you just right. Same Alexis Malino Sir. ow Dare you. Yeah and clearly. This guy is in it for a free trip to Thailand because he could not have seen more. I listened to say he cannot see more less interested. You cannot have seen less interested in Alexi Delano see. I'm already interested is a very good description in how he seems more or less interested more or less interested. So she's celebrating her divorce from the Chin Jimbo Lino and cates like my only concern about having a housewife as gas that they tend to be a little dramatic. The good news is Catholic. Are tables nail down not actually with physical nails. Just Ashton had sex with all them. He's literally nailed. All the tables discussing Ashton's Vienna sausages currently stuck in the upstairs snack table. So they're priming their nights when is going to be an English Knight and the cat. Yeah I'm assuming Saint Patrick's Day it because i. I don't know why you'd go to Thailand to have an Irish themed night on a yacht unless at the Saint Patrick's Day or unless you are very serious by your Irish heritage. Were you just Alexis. Believe now Lord knows what's going that's that's very true. Could you imagine a licensed Lino got. I had the best time in Thailand. We got there and made everything. Look Irish it was amazing so we know how good below deck is at just continuing storylines. You know. We've got the every year there's a dad who's missing his kid that he's left etc.. There's there's a new colleagues vom I'm from this one. This running thing is just Brian hurting himself. So the new one is you just see like the the infrared camera of Brian's room and no one's even in it and we're just here Brian. Go Gosh Manos to me. It's like Oh my God you're such an idiot. He's like bleeding gun beaten up like something beat him up in the shower our like. He's someone who could not even get haunted by Japanese harm of it because it goes would beat him up and he's like Oh feel to go like no. That was me dumb ass. Ah beat you up because I'm a ghost in your in my shower. I'm pretty sure we'll just fell now because I pushed you. I'm a ghost. I pushed you over. Very as as he goes into Berge. Sassy goes he goes. He was like upset. That he's not getting haunting credit so Riley sees Ashton and it's all tense but they're talking talking about the most mundane things she's like what's up cover all the furniture. Okay check the windows okay. She's like a fight. You're talking about cleaning things now. And then he tells us the best I can do is treated like the Deccan she is. She's at the bottom of the ranks. Just take off as it's like. Oh my God you're like a sniveling villain right now. I know the best thing that I can do now. Used to treat her like the Thord Jack Jack Hand that she is keep quiet on. S- thank you. Daniel Days Ashton be out of character. If I sent a text to my good friend Oprah Winfrey right now. Did Abraham Lincoln have texting owned the boat. Summer Research Oprah Winfrey my dear friend and I want to let you know that I would be very comfortable going into the final two charters among down. Thank you thank you. The one I think he would be playing I think he would probably be playing Brian this though because you know by mall well. He's playing everyone. Yeah because my fish gosh upon my face. I'm not sure could fish another the person with my face that has been a gashed. Thank you thank you so prevents Shannon's dirty so Kevin is having problems with his back. Jetsons Croix my back is acting armistice. Oh Jesus Mr Dobson must be the weight of the expectations of Daddy. Ann cates like. Wow you're doing a great job simone choosing using the banister like that Simone. Is there a reason why you're trying to use the pizza cutter on the wall. And then we here kitchens and it's of Alexis. beleno walking to the yacht engages goes sounds like Dolphin captain says and he's always went do spag Yup. Well says so. They are because they're all lined up and so the guests are coming up and Keiko's his people definitely look like they're from Orange County. Tanning beds gym memberships Barbie Mattel factory. I'm scared give me a kiss. Baby Alexis has a new guy that she has to make with every two seconds. Yeah Andrew and they're like making out in front of the lineup and everything. It's just like terrible. So they go on a boat tour and this Guy Andrew but I think he goes by drew. He's like they see the fancy toilet. He goes to be spending some quality time in there. Oh my God I mean my boyfriend to be with me with my toilet drew. Oh my God you're Larry Yes. Of course Alexis is gonNA start a fight. Storyline with toilet. She's got a lot of experience with Tamra. Barney say uh she knows something about getting kicked out of seats. Yes so the Kathy. Everyone I'm Shannon and Alexis is making out on deck which you know is going to happen every two seconds k thank you. Yeah I love you I love you Andrew. I love you we. We'll thanks for getting US here. You're welcome I love you and he just looks away awkwardly not answering so then Alexis like mounts mounts him. He's a bachelor horse and she's like. Oh my God everyone needs to maintain. Oh God just so awful so They're all like they're excited. Because they're ready for Saint Patrick's Day and then like in the Galley Ak does actually like. There's some false optimism that seems to be going on. It's like wow. They're so easy. And Courtney goes yeah they are and they're so nice. I mean I think they actually alluded to wanting a seafood tower. Like who does that. That's so nice. That is amazing and one of the guys. Of course this guy hangs out with Alexis like this. This is the type of Alexis friends. You would think she would have right. He's like Bro. Did they tell you about the donuts. I like to doesn't donate today. And one of the girls goes all to you poop and he goes. Yeah I release them Plop then I have more doughnuts. Yeah that's exactly and Alexis friend. And in fact when he like walked up on that little bunny deck or whatever they call it and likes goes fitness in the House so rally to act in tense moment. She's like what do you want me on Ashton. He's like the whole job then Tina and only to you or call you got it. And then she walks away succeed fucking God Jesus Christ astle misleading obvious. I'm not part of the team from there is making me question. What and why? I'm doing all the time got can't can't say can't say go. I won't say I I will not go God so is talking to Simone and said Oh my God I've Got Exciting News Few Amoun- I'm GonNa let you girls handle service to mess it up. Smells like she's being condescending to me and it's insulting intelligence goodbye for leash That's that's great smell but could you stop vacuuming the wine glasses. Thanks so now. The debt cancer all high fiving having each other and laughing together probably seating in her room under the bed like the bed and breakfast. And they're like she's like I'm alone with some peak in my room. mm-hmm just me alone with my Bacon Galt. I hoped the guests don't hear me. Daddy will be upset. Ah I remember the better breakfast Daddy. Always said don't come out. Children should be seen and not heard and sometimes sometimes not even seen and I would say got it. Got It. Father Saying Kevin's Big Green Dinner. CATES I want to talk about dinner. And he's OP trying to spice it up. Something Green all the blight some Guinness. Ob by Daddy said. I was best in making green things because I would make him puke all all the time and I just realized what he meant by that. Daddy I get it Doddie not Google so then having Daniel Day Lewis by the way Daniel Daily. This is just playing every character. So he's just like like lurking around the boat studying everyone and then practicing in the mirror. Yeah it's like the Classic Asi version of Split. Brian is texting courtney. And he's like we haven't talked about what happens when seasons bloop. What are your fault? Bloop Mike She's in the room like right next to you really do just. You can't really have this. The stock has to be taxed was. Yeah and she's what are your thoughts because she's probably like what Ha and he goes. Well we're just having fun right. which is like you? Don't send that to someone that you've been like canoed alling with all like several months you just don't do that in corneas like according to picks up on it and she's like Doc. I'm like insensitive to have a conversation like this via text message and so she's like what the fuck as really. Anyone would be Brian and so she's all mad and and she's like because she's like I thought I don't think they courtney was necessarily thinking. Oh we're going to become like boyfriend girlfriend after this but suddenly be like well. We're just having some fun. Right is to sort of be like well. You knew this all the time and if you didn't know what you're crazy you're the crazy one. You're so needy. That's that's what that sort of comment it does. It's like when tanner did that. Simone so now Courtney's mad. Yeah she's mad and Simone is so proud of herself for all those water. She passed out last last week. And so she's making drinks schick service. Isn't that hauled. I'm a math major. You know one thing does not have to do with the other. Listen I'm a server I'm terrible at math. Also terrible being a server so maybe you do have a point continue. Yeah she's like you know Civis really. Isn't that hard you know now. Oh I can do is Kofi. I know exactly how to do it. It's like a simone you're handing them a boot so K.. To stock into court me in the kitchen and check so brian text me and he was like richest having fun right via text and can we goes awkward so Komo News like yeah. It's just like having fun. The tackiest thing I've ever heard and and I'm so surprised according it's just weird you know that's like the extent end of the conversation basically like Oh my God I got the sexual weird. Yes and of course. Kevin has to run back like a little damn baby. And of course courtney felt comfortable talking in front of Kevin because every time he has a problem. He's talking to Courtney about and she doesn't run straight to everybody he's bitching about. Yeah so I think she was under under the impression that she was friends with him so she wasn't really telling Kevin she was telling Kate and Kevin Kevin Beasley like listened in you know and he knew he was. There wasn't like a secret but she was really there to tell Kate so kate decides to put her on this. They're going to be the after an excursion. So so she puts courtney on the excursion because basically like feature on get away from me so and then like it's all gets interrupted because then Alexis Andrew are making out again on the boat and Courtney's like last night. I WANNA see ever WanNa see especially now it's gross you you and kate and Riley are now. They're in their room and oddly reading a bathroom magazine magazine the bathroom. But what were you doing for doing green at a so. Kate is surprised to see Riley all depress you. Now she's like she's Alaskan strong woman. She catches fish. She's from mainstream America. Our Main Street America and she's beaten down by extra Dell. I mean come on in reverse verse so so then Brian's like walking through the Galley and Kevin like high brew. What's going on with you and Konishi? She was up here talking. All sorts of sheet would happen which is not what it was at such an exaggeration and Kevin does this shit feels like all the time. I don't know if it if it's true or not but feels that way and now brians all mad. He's like he's upset that Courtney would go and start talking about their personal relationship that being aired on TV show Oh to everyone in the Galley. Yeah he's basically getting like Super Mad like dudes do when the okay. Now I can now. I have him excuse. It can break up. This is a different sort of courtney that I'm seeing. It's not a good side. I'm on the side of Courtney where she like vents briefly to a friend about yea whoever I walk like I'm sorry I forgot. The girls aren't allowed to vent to people so seven ten PM Kate. Gate Oh so kate is handing out little little Had Little had headband. Things with Little Irish whatever headbands chance okay and Irish Celebration Arb- sorry I'm stammering like this welcome Tuesday so Kevin's like I'd prefer hot doc of green head or monitored all goal green eight. Oh more secure terrible you were like the worst version of pirates of penzance. I've ever seen just just be quiet. He's goal is doing a hold song and dance he's like I'll go agreeing moorhead. Oh my head on my head back back. I the irony so Brian is like courtney are going to talk to you. She was like Maybe after dinner maybe the way that she just like now you fucked up so I'm punishing you right now. Yeah 'cause he's like no conversation to say you're sorry about that. Brian is talking to Ashton. He's wish she seems to be you. You have to be honest. I knew we take the flow and I wanted to take her first because I knew it was coming. And then she took a lock where breaking poll messenger and then she went to she went to Kaitlin giving talks ship on my back brew. What gives you the right to do that? Because people love right to talk to their friends about what's going on in their lives. Maybe I don't like that then. Don't fuck people at work. Maybe the reason why she thought she could do. That is for the same reason while you're talking to Ashen right now about courtney. Maybe that's how you just sort of assume the like when you have something emotional happening in your life that you can talk to a friend. You know how you're doing that with Ashton. Yeah yeah that's that's what she was doing. What friends do yeah? Yeah but I think. Because she's talking to Kate. Yeah sounds like us the other women that they hate And actually slee if anything. Kate is the one who's actually trying to get Gordon to talk to Brian Because Cornelius. She's like I'm just knowing that it's interfering with my work. You know I have to like pick up all the vases that Simone's been throwing around the living room because she thinks that they're fly swatters and case like you know maybe talk to you. We'll make you less upset. And she goes. You'll probably make me cry and I'll have puffy red eyes and then I'll be thinking about how I just credit work all my God. Guess what Alexis his steering. She's reading a book just kidding. She's making out without guy objectively. She is out of control. So Riley is helping Kay decorate. I lifted like this. The silent Riley revenge on this show is that they always show her doing jobs. That aren't her job. Yeah Mike well so riley during the laundry and Riley decorating. When she doesn't have to you know I know they're doing it to? Yeah that's style then. The debt crew is way court. Here's Kate Gate so corden hurried are in the in the Galley and then coordinate like opens a drawer and it goes. Oh my God. I'm so Sewri I'm I'm literally so sorry that Mike Indian accent came out so sorry try all season not saying. I'm so sorry but you got me. I'm so sorry kate so ash since giving orders to everybody and he's like Aura Tony yet keep clean Raleigh. Make sure we have fresh details. Unclean furniture take out the trash any anything else. We could make hardly do anybody else where I was like. Okay now it's dinner time and Alexis as like. Oh my God. I told every guy that I dated that I'm never getting married again and then I met drew and I'm like what are we getting married when what are we getting married. I'm all right. Everyone in my Ryan Right. And he's like Oh my God kill me now. Wouldn't be bad officers yacht right now. It'd be worth it right. I'm at my peak. Yeah he's so uncomfortable and then of course it's Kevin Kevin Dinner so let's watch people eat some meat potatoes. He's lucky it's Irish Day. It's like Kevin Zone is work. Yeah she's like. Oh my God I love Salmon. Thank you is this a potato locker prime rib. Oh God really wonderful. So Riley is all frustrated and then cates ironing. She's like back in my happy place. Did someone break this iron. That said a toothbrush and the Iron Simone small just just Mike in a Martini Gate idiot putting tied into. It's not a Martini. So Tanner's like you won't sorry Tennessee. Kate yeah so I go smoke on back together. And he's like. Hey you guys getting along today whether you think of hooking up what do you think about it we hook up. Should we not hook up. What do you think about it? It's like Oh my God don't tell me you WanNa Hook up just do it. Jesus okay because I was thinking about putting in my cal for tomorrow night we hook up maybe around ten thirty PM. I duNNo. I call my mom and see what she's got to say about. What do you think? Think probably awkward with Simone which probably details. Yeah so then. So Brian's Taksin coordinators like cool. You really should have brought us up with Kate. Now it's going to be all over the boat by morning. You took this whole thing the wrong way like maybe if you don't want something to be taking the wrong way you would say it to her face face rather than over text message where everything can get taken the wrong way at all times and meanwhile none of that ever happens but it's going to be all over the boat my morning you also told Ashton. Don't forget you also talk to Ashton. I remember it was also Kevin to don't blame it on Kate. Kevin was at the most about it so courtney's like a brain is still texting me and then Alexis cutback to Alexis still talking. She's like yeah but we're going to get married but then I was like what are we gonNA do. Oh my God. I'm so glad he didn't give up on me because like at the beginning I was such a bitch to him. I mean I wasn't I wasn't that much of the best. How much of a bitch was honey like that much much of which are we getting married? We cannot wait to get married if I was a huge bitch. Kiss me once if I was not. He's bitch kiss me twice. The guests are so bored even the guy who talked about pooping out a dozen donuts. Like Oh my God. Can we get some better conversation here seriously. So Ah Yeah so Coordinators telling Kate like I'm branch still takes me like stop texting me. Don't need his media to plan on this stupid. It's so stupid Bram let me see fly back and then also captain Lee. It goes wandering into the bathroom and say God damnit toilet paper up in here is what happens when you loan out your room when America's next top model friend Mike. There's so much chocolate claire. Do you know what we're GONNA work too bad break and have been guys by McCarthyism Mirror in our bedroom. I it's nice to be reminded of how awful Alexis balloon is. You know I know I would love to see this playing out on the real housewives relationship guy who obviously doesn't like her at all. Yeah I would appreciate that. So now. It's ten fifteen pm corneas finally off work. So she goes into a room and starts to cry and she's basically like look look like I'm overwhelmed. I thought that like he generally liked me and I'm realizing he didn't and I can't handle it emotionally so well I am going to cry right now and look at pictures of seafood towers on Google images until I smiling and now. I'M GONNA go pinterest as many seafood towers as I can find on the guy having so the second day Charter Kevin Tells Courtney did you in Brunch sort. You're shit out off troublemaker. Jesus Basically they still haven't talked and in fact she's in the Galleon he like saidles by her and like don't talk or look at each other's frosty allstate times on the boat. Yeah Kevin's like all. I can do anything. They eggs anything in the very thing and to someone goes benedict. He's like Coleman Rod up. MEAM wow like watching a master chef. uh-huh I'll I'll tell you about a benedict benedict. Donald Trader. Just like my father. When he said he was gonNA pick me up after school that time daddy so riley is seeing the guess off like we love you and national guests? Lock you. And she's like yeah. Everyone likes me except Yibo as I guess happy because they only get a Tony Tic- looking at so I'm being to you because I Bailey seen you boy. And he's like speeds off on the boat with the guess she's just like dumb dumb asses this so then. Meanwhile Kevin is like his back. His back ache has been getting worse and worse and now all of a sudden he's like doubled over and simone goes what you doing on the floor like I think he's just like looking for some spare. You know silverware. I I think that's what it is simone. He's in pain. Give me some blanket. I can't straighten bag and I was like wow. He must be sick if he's telling someone wears painkillers are I. I mean I have to be on fire to be telling more my suit as well. You know he's also you know how bad is paying was that the first mate came up to help lake was one thing that when we got we got like a few Darrien cameos but Tara. I'm like WOW Tez here. That's a big deal. He's our lease the worst back playing on the he'd Auto Noel to get through and then Riley is in her cabin. Still all depressed about these guys. She's like I mean. This is the worst area I've ever had. I'm still learning. And then you have a meathead. Who doesn't know what he's what he's doing? And then bruce he follows lever broke out. Yeah I mean it sucks it sucks to be rally and this is just like yes. Riley could should react better to things but there is definitely definitely like a like a a boys club going on there. So then Courtney. She turns the Kate. And she's like poor Kevin Evan. He hurt his back and couldn't move had to help him. And even though we had someone on the boat I thought like every time it was on the sheets it was just a Typo. But he's real and he's it just goes. Okay let's get to know some Sofer's spat as good anyway on. And so now that the big talker the Brian Courtney. He's stressing out like he's been. She's been ignoring him. which has been getting him all worked up about it? You know. So he's is like can we talk. We talk you took it the wrong way because it hurt me because I thought you liked me. And he's like ours. Do that's what I was talking to you about it. But then he came. Kevin and I never did that to you. Want dignity once when we edit problem. Yeah and then and then she's basically like. Why are you bleeding from your chest just fell on some rocks? That's all just so so Brian's like I don't know anyone knowing my business and shake will Sorry you feel that way. I've just been busy and it's distracting me and he's like I'm just sorry. Sorry you feel that way fuck off. I know seriously seriously like she's allowed. You basically dropped a bomb on our and if you don't don't realize it's a bomb and that's GonNa be on you and she's like sorry. I didn't realize you were surprised about those things given that you've talked about our relationship to your friends all season long nannies like well. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Get a kiss. I don't know because you don't know okay. Thin following. Yeah so he leads and Kevin still like still moaning down in the crew and captain leaves like well. That's all any use for our chef to go down. I mean the one apparently. Apparently I can't fix I mean. I'm just an old Lang Chef. I can't do anything about it. What can I possibly do being trained line staff if they have the captain takeover cover? I will fall over that for your force. I course we have a severe of Cheerio and then for our second course week this is a cheerio reappear a NPR third. We have roasted Cheerio E- bed of cheerio dust with the Kiro Foam. Please be the chef. 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Yeah I think the only reason why it was hard for me to watch is that All I could think about was walking up those steep hills over and over and over again I felt like every every shot with them going up a hill. I was like I'm exhausted. My quads are watching US yeah. It's it's child abuse basically children making the walk through this house. And then Theresa's you get is now. There's no 'cause this this bill before kyw's and didn't know where to put your car and then they show them walking past a road cars. Yeah like all parallel parked. I was. I'm glad you noticed that too because I was definitely going to bring that up. I was like you lied about the cars. You know like you just wouldn't pay for an uber up the hill like once. It was probably like nope you guys were not paying for that Uber. So they walked like I dunno up the hill up that Steep Hill. So but let's start back over at the Jersey Shore Where we left off last episode on a cliffhanger which was the surprise twist and I love a good twist on a house. I've show because I feel like we don't actually get too many twists but this was a twist like the producers. Were like. We're going to hold out on this information until Danielle stop so Dan yet. We we're back in Jersey Shore Melissa's Talk Danielle Danielle's like I was influenced influenced Stephen. Dan said I should pull the ponytail. That I asked Theresa Theresa said I should do it. I was influenced by the two of them get help and Melissa Stephen. Dan The owner of the Boutique. Very it's all very sad. App pointed out which I can't believe we haven't said. Do you think Melissa and Danielle. They pointed this out on our facebook. Thanks Pass but they pointed out that this is probably just a setup between Daniel Daniel and Melissa because last week I was saying. Oh now you're betraying Danielle the one who got you on this show. She's basically you're housewives mother But maybe it plans to throw therese under the bus. What do you think I like that theory? May I love it? It's fun I'm into it I did feel a little too chill Unless part this would explain why I saw something going around last night that was like a petition to kick Melissa off the House while I was why where did that come from So maybe people are angry because I did feel like Melissa was engineering something. Of course I didn't click on it so I don't know because I was like yeah. Yeah she did Melissa. Oh so you're saying that Theresa told you to pull her hair you know. She's like getting everything into evidence and then there was like this really weird moment because it was still serve was still sort of last week so then all of a sudden we see like the title screen and we hear Melissa say in his voice and the season finale give your has twice ethnic James. I was like what was that. I thought it wasn't Dolores. Dolores making a baby voice and how it was like Audrey Audrey from little Shahbahar stepped in and it was like everyone. Africa season finale with justice season how the New Jersey. I'm sorry doctor throatedly season finale Ha so then we get the flashback again of the hair pulling then Melissa's like I am in shock. I mean I'm in shock. You can be sure. I'm going to let her know what you're telling me. I'm letting you know that. Dan Yellow Danielle got summer at me. But I also think that if that's true what you're saying that it proves my point that she's not on her best behavior around you if she's telling you to pull people tear like okay but not any else fault. And how has that ever been like? How is Theresa Theresa? How was that? An exception to Teresa's previous behavior. She always acts like that. Yeah and Danielle's like oh I think it's because of all the qual- The awkwardness to fucking. Thad did Bara Melissa's like yeah. Okay you're out bitch taken off my rose colored glasses and I'm telling you this gone too far. I'm sorry you shouldn't put your hands on anybody so like that's all well and good and I think we all support like violence is bad. We don't support hands on people but they're acting like Danielle's the first person this entire group has ever put someone's hand on any anyone okay. This is he's talking about Theresa for Christ's sake. Yeah like I actually feel like a shred of sadness for Danielle this. This always happens to me with Danielle. 'cause invariably she she does some shit and then all the women are like you're out and then Daniels like look at me Catherine the curb again. It's the story of my life and I just have to get along just me and my daughters and I fall for it every single time. I'm always like poor Daniel. She's always kicked to the curb. But I can't help it I do. I kind of felt like this was kind of noxious Sina Melissa's part well. It was an extremely bad plan. Any else apart just very very very bad. You throw the only person keeping you on the show under the bus. It's very bad and I know. She felt like she had no other option. But that's why you have zero options now because you did that bad move avenue better but I'm but let's not also forget something. Something that I think is actually quite important. Is that Melissa? Says just so you know none of us on a hang out with you anymore. Which is such a inherently obnoxious thing to say to someone even to someone like Danielle Staub and she's like none of us want to hang out with you anymore. She's like even theresa she's like Yes. Theresa's Dallas that. Even Theresa doesn't want to hang out with you anymore. So as far as Danielle Saab concerned she thinks that Teresa's abandon her and has already cutter leaves and has done her under the bus already. Not Saying that. Two wrongs don't make a right but in like Jersey like Real House Jersey logic. Danielle do this in a vacuum. I mean does a lot of things in vacuums. I'm sure like hey what's going on inside this vacuum. Oh God I feel like a lot of her lip. Work is done vacuum. I feel like she's courtesy. Where like I love buddy fulfilling this about the because bodies will be co sucking up yourself. Diy She's also probably keeping the flow. Be Alive okay. I've got my have hold on. Let me it's an vacuum cleaner. Yeah so Melissa. Just gets up and leaves because Danielle is starting her whole her. Whole thing is like yeah. You don't even get to develop my go back to basically Dr Death. The doctor death of chefs. Who basically just wants everybody dead like everything? She was putting on that Grell. Unlike Tyler Mary if you will of like wow how are you trying to give right now and get my halftime? I would like to order whether those thank you so much L. Randall. Emmett over there in the second you guys have any fried chicken with a side of fried chicken. Thanks so then we start with a real classy scene with the guys. We're gonNA flashback because Gorkhas like Hey. Hey you know you know what frank did to me this morning. You know what this guy did to me. Wanted you know what this guy did this morning and then we can. We cut to frank whipping out his. I don't know if it was really whipped out. I mean I know you're there are two things that were happening because what we saw was that frank had taken a some sort of flaccid hot dog and was like rubbing on Gorgas. Let's Gore goes like eyes were closed and who's rubbing on gorgeous lips like eight. Looks like he's thinking a bean on his lips aid but at the same time frank had undone his fly and had stuck his hand in his class as regular Weiner so I'm not really sure look like a little. Yeah I feel like there was some more setup to this prank that we missed that maybe bravo was like we can't have this was did he grab is like the decrepit is like but smell like ball smell on the hot dog or what happened here. We'll never know because Danielle won't ever have breakfast with anyone for this. Cast again. The only one who understands any kind of conspiracy theory has been side by Steven Dann. Told me tell frank to put a Hebrew National Joe Slips everything. Stephen Dan by the way. I really am into that. Who So then barges talking. Melissa Sister Melissa sisters like Hey wait for my best. Our mergers like she had to go to the vet. Report sheds joke to the sport and the sisters. Like I've been standing up for my whole life. Let me know if I need to go take kids anything and yeah and then Melissa talking to us and she's like Danielle is a pathological liar. Had Hell can she throws Teresa under the bus like that. Unless it's True Mike. I don't understand any of that logic unless I wrote it down incorrectly. She's a pathological liar. How could you throw Theresa under? The bus is true while she could throw trees under the bus because she is a pathological. Liar right yeah. Let's Jersey logic. Don't get don't get stuck in it. It's a big Edie. And and she's like and if it is true. It's going to be the end of the friendship between Margaret and Theresa. How terrible would that be already? Hate for that for Margaret to be my friend not to reset terrible for to research. Look terrible on national television. Let so bilas away because I'm awake I can handle what you bring baby Gorge like really. That's a shot. Then they all start laughing. Yeah and then people started showing up. March senior shows up. It's kind of like a low key. I mean it is a season finale party. Basically but it's weird that it's we've had were having a season finale party on the vacation but it's not really vacation because it's nearby sort of a lot of things going on here and Theresa comes down basically looking like a piece of chicken like I don't know what she's wearing she's wearing foil. I said that she looks like a Ferrara. Rochet that those chocolates that are in the gold foil checkout fancy. But it's also next TIC TAC your theresa. Well that's the whole point. Is that those thing. They seem really fancy but they're like as common as a kit Kat. You just can't get cast so marches. Now that's V party if I've ever seen what well and that's the seizures that's an outfit for seizures at an yours. Hey that but I like that. She said it. It's like no not medical seizures. It means that when the feds come to take files out of your house. Wear that because they're seizing things. Okay no that's literally what she wore the seasons. That's what that's what they that's what she wore when they took away the night in China now the actual the actual Knight's armor. That was in the basement. That's what she wore. Amber shoe none. That's literally what she wore on this show. It's what you I can come up with another one so I was gonNA say Solitaire didn't really work anyway. So then Franks crank. Catania makes a toast. Everyone goes all right. I mean make. It talks all right This is dolores the Frank Tajo Gaga. Okay the only blow job I got today was from him to job to job longer and I don't think I want to say that. I only want to drink to mypillow jobs that I gave bill. Today all seventy three of them because we have an active sex. Life baby is shocking. Loud cheers cheers. Sorry sorry so Melissa comes back. And it's basically the beginning of Greece. Tell me Bartow Neymar did Danielle Weber such determine bottom multi-polar remember just keeps coming right up. I Wanna I wanNA hear I wanNA hear I wanNA tune. It's like the entire village guidelines those those scenes in the simpsons where someone starts fighting all. These animated character start appearing in the background. Just moving their arms the same way. It's like a pattern of moving arms. Like Theresa I don't think you're GonNa like what she had to say. And you know far be it for me to announce here in front of all these people where you could possibly be publicly humiliated ally now so theresa's wearing too big Doritos. Mike Dollar store pins in her hair and both of them. Say Yes. Oh Melissa well tennis match yeah. This is a very difficult day for me is very hard for me was she told me. It's Dan said that you said to pull her hair and they're like what and now you know Theresa's just fucking lying and she knows that she's alive. Because Theresa stops blinking. I think the first time ever. She just stops blinking. It's like that moment when there's like a dual and there's like a tick tock tick tock and then. The clock stops man. No TIME TO SHOOT PEOPLE. That's what's going on it's like Ling. Ling and Li stops her tongue starts coming out to make sure her lips are still there after you go to the dentist. She's like Margaret Margaret. Got like a little piece of cucumber. Something she's like I mean why would steeped in fucking dads how it or put my head. It's ridiculous it's ridiculous. I've never heard of such a thing and Melissa's like well. She said that she was on the fence. After Stephen Dance at a and she was like should I should I do it? And Theresa said can you believe that everyone what a crazy lie look at to reset? Clearly she can see that. This is a live right. She's blinking so hard or not. Either Theresa has like a little piece of food on every four corners of her mouth. You know or she's like because at this point she's like a cow trying to get like a fly off of her with her she's so Melissa's like yeah. Yes she tells them that so then we get the soap opera faces of everybody just shocked entry. Santana she's like Yup and it's like wait a minute. She's saying that her mother take Margaret. Ethically you read Teresa. Hey bessie look over here. The the the flyswatter anymore cow. A did she say I don't believe it. I personally believe that. I've gotta eat something else. What we talk haven't she doesn't stop eating through entire played. She has a play and she always has something right like like in the lower part of her cheek. It's like she's like has just eaten like a little bit of baby carrot with homicide and so she's talking but also a little bit of something to my cheek. You know just a little bit of something and I'm also GonNa hold something with my fingers as Dolores goes. This is Danielle one one. She makes up and of story. Am I right? Everyone total falsehood. Look Theresa she looks as innocent can be wait a second. She's not she's licking and she's not wait a second. Meanwhile Theresa's like eyes are falling out of her head because they've had no moisture shriveling up until like little raisins. Kissy can't blink. It she'd lying. I mean clearly. She can't be lying to you would never do that. And Theresa's like Remember her saying something to me and I was like I know in our drinking everything with potential fast and stuff and things were happening and stuff into a candles in like. It was hard to remember them so like us. I don't know I know at a now. Embarks discovers her faith and Lewis goes. Wow so good and march is like every week that I'm not GONNA lie to freaked out to talk but with the pick a lot. No hot dog because I just didn't have time to go back to before I started a little freaked out and honestly it's it's they've got pickle chips here. They got chips that his pickles. A little freaked out. Okay because the delicious. I'm just has. Everyone tried to pickle chips. All right Hawley CAV. This is so crazy to me. I mean I know tree has issues with March but I can't believe she would tell Yelda. Pull a hair yeah. Well how did you ever tell it up on? My hair has six. That like you fucking love the skills I think just GonNa hurt me. You get a letter just like literally my head path. Like she pulled my head. It's a miracle I'm alive that they actually were able to my head to my neck because my hair was pulled so hard let me. This really happened to me okay. You're fucking asshole freaked out. I mean this is your fredge associate with. She just threw you fuck it. Best friends the hook bucket world to save Bucky at. I have pickled stuck in my teeth. Guess what any good to get the second time still delicious. Give an asshole. You're NASA 'CAUSE. I'm trying to enjoy this pickle chip right now and you know what if I have to yell anymore? I might just choke okay. I'M GONNA choking up pickle chip choke thing that I love okay. And this is what you did to me. This is what your friend to you and this is what you do it to me okay. That's for you. Joan took chip kept deloris. Why why to be fair? She also just heard that David might be coming over. Wow this is unbelievable. You have been going to bat with her since day. One and look what she just did. Theresa look what she dead March like. I could get jobs. I had to pick a chips chips. What's going on. I need a flavor chip right now. And so then Theresa tourists of the cameras. She goes so bad and she turns the camera. And Gus Haupia now this like why would they not use US Then one of the most again another groundbreaking moment we pan out and we see five cameras surrounding Theresa. It was like a blatant acknowledgement. That this is all being filmed. We've obviously had breaking the fourth wall before fights. Uc cameraman we see camera. But this was like a. Oh yes this is on video. Everything that's happened is on video. I'm your guys. Oh they're going to use it. And then Theresa seven years later Theresa still doesn't understand how production works love that yes and then Theresa flips off the camera and you know why she does that right because Vicki told her Vicki said along I think it was in one of those like real housewives of Orange County produces real like where we see all the behind the scenes stuff and Vicky or maybe this off as by Kuker. Vicki said that she off the cameras all the time so that they can use the footage and so I guess Theresa's like flipping off thinking they won't use a Finnish but honey this is after it all happened. Okay you're giving Theresa Way too much credit. I don't think she does that sort of research. I think she just. I don't even think she was flipping off the camera. I think she was like flipping off someone in the next house over. She's like you don't got my fabulous book and Fuck you a lot about this episode. Apparently I've got everything I've learned. I've learned from facebook today on this episode of valuable in source. So so theresa. It's probably one of the Russian bought like well. I guess everyone's pretty good about fixing it for Bernie Sanders so I'm just GonNa do some work with House in New Jersey doesn't mind if I do that. Let's just blame Russia. That's what America does now. We'll just be like you know what it's Russia that should be. That should be the new housewife next year to replace Danielle Russia Lady. Russia mother Munza. Yeah let's just get food or what about what's what's Raisa Gorbachev up two days just getting involved mother. Russia just keeps taking out facebook ads against people. She doesn't like. This is what I thought offending. I'll face I want like a blatant Russian spy on the show next week. Like not even like a Russian lady spy. I want like it to be a guy who is in a wig and blatantly like no I am. I am lady who is from New Jersey and was Italian American heritage and he's like clearly a Russians by. Yeah they would never figure it out. They really wouldn't so anyway so theresa now that she realizes that she's been caught and that production will use this. She just throws her drink. And by the way have it land deloris but she drink out the cameras notice. She throws it at the camera crew. Yes she does do that and then she liked knocks over a bunch of Solo Cups. Which Sir like why them? Someone took time to fill those up and everyone. Yeah and not you all the fellow cups and then runs like she does a full on. Tamra Barney. Run away like she ran ODA said Dolores. Dolores discuss what does she throw that? For Wow Theresa screaming at productions. Thank you is affecting down and runs up the stairs and closes herself in a room and now Margaret during the Laura. She's like wow. Wow how we have. Another bag of chips everyone. Wow Wow wow wow so theresa slams her door and then like she goes into the bathroom or bedroom Margaret's telling Joe Joe let me tell you something okay first of all. Have you tried to pick JPs. They're amazing they're wonderful. They get the rough edges. It's like a dream inside of a chip. Second of all Theresa. Chuck Stephen Dan to put my hair. Could you believe in? I mean it's crazy. Pick up centuries. I don't even know what to do with the state. Yeah and they're like well. Is She pissed? Who she pissed at. And Melissa's like the producers. Jackie and Margaret and Benigno are talking and March and Said that March Margaret March. She tells them what happened and he's like she admitted that and Melissa. I was in total shock. Had No idea any of this was coming and then goes inside the trees room and say Dan. I hope you get more there than just some pizza. Okay and then deloris just sits on the stairs outside her room eating. She's looking at her food like. Wow Wow wow let me tell you something. I just have one of those pickle chips. It's fucking disgusting. Wants potato chips and a pickle together. I want my potato shipper pickled separate okay. That's what I gotta say deloris Hazard. Doug llewellyn moment outside the People's court she's like Theresa didn't think Danielle would ever betray her. But the fact that Theresa owned it that she didn't deny it there's some redemption here for her there's some redemption she's just like sitting there eating and taking score throughout the also. Let's get some perspective here. People Act like to restore order to hit on someone like that she was literally Lia Soprano or something. Okay like yeah. I mean it's obnoxious. And she was like it do at do it but I don't think it's like In terms of like really malevolent malicious things that we've seen on TV. And God forbid I defend to reset for one iota specially against the march. Who's my hero? But I think that people are are kind of blowing us a little bit out of proportion. Don't know it's pretty good. I will say it's hilarious into it but it's just it's it's like it's people like you know she was just being. She was being a mean girl at that moment but they are acting like. This was like the greatest conspiracies since I don't know. Jfk who else? Yeah talk about a Grassy Knoll K. So Theresa back in that set into Laura's just keeps going. Wow stop it so go. Wow so then morass downstairs talking Melissa and she gets she so at what she she looks like an asshole to everybody orchestra. Which weather is that the most? I think she's just embarrassed a march because she's she's all right. Did you get your hair put you get you get whiplash? You can't even enjoy a pickle chip now because you're naked so bad five months later. I mean seriously who's embarrassed now who's embarrassed. It's time for commercial. It's time for crap in show so then back up at the room outside the room. Lawrence's like Theresa. Listen I don't want to get on your nerves for talk in but do you need anything. Radio it's crazy here. Wow you're sure. Theresa while you're in there evans pickle chips that are like they're like a hit and you're gonNA miss them all 'cause you're up there so I don't want you to miss out on the greatest thing to hit the Jersey shore since shores. Okay so how did I think running away is not the way to do this? The trees like I'm not running away. I need to calm down. I need to run away and come down to reset the way you rectify this. Is You apologize? Never speak to dead Gal again. You get some regular chips and dip them in master. You don't need to be like everyone else at this fucking cocktail party out here. We got ruffles okay. We got America's Raffles. We got pringles. There are a lot of chips for you to have. You don't have to have the pickle chips okay so then. Marge comes with a new full plate of food. Wait a burger so angry. I need a double cheeseburger with a real pickle time and some cheese American cheese. Because I am American and I'd like a Bun with sesame seeds like a pickle spear on the side. I WANNA have two different pickle experiences. Okay on the plate all right thank you very much. So she joins everybody and she tells. Joe Gore Gosh. I told you bucket SIS- souljah fuck it sets about because we all told. What are you doing with this woman? What are you doing with this woman and we're just like a judgment it's very skewed with Jeff said. Should I a half to two that you would? I said she was the respect. This is proof. She's embarrassed she was stressed out. She's embarrassed and Laura Danielle has to Take Teresa. Down with are like the fucking rat that she is need. I say it. Wow Wow rap. That's a rat. Wow Wow okay so so so then. So Theresa's then saying I'm a little awesome. I nuts here actually. She said you are all rookie. Maybe you did me a favor for going to meet with her. Oh yeah coke the Theresa I think Theresa Room. Yeah alright maybe going online guessing guys on right believe me. I was glad she stuck up. I never stack up his south. Yes she did she wanted to. It was more about that. She wanted Danielle to stand up for herself not that she wants to hurt Margaret Right. Yeah she's like she asked if she should go do it and I was like. Yeah go do it in staff and everything was happening so fast and I was like I was actually drinking alive and I was like I was like not GonNa lie. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I was angry and Margaret. You know it was hard. To dissolve much has happened it was so faceted so much was happening. I remember your so the clips of theresa like Downing Drinks Stephen Bands place and then Stephen Dan Behind them like loving it like smiling. Right into the gamma. Yeah pretty much. So Theresa feels like. She says that she feels bad. About Margaret and Margaret downstairs is doing her classic. You know that to be even went ever went along with. Danielle just makes me sick. It makes me sick. It makes me WANNA vomit. But I won't because everything was so delicious I wanNA keep it inside so I bought it but it makes me want to totally and then outside Gorgas like you know what you got a great relationship. So that's what I gotta say. I'm not ready after. Why the hell should after about that? I mean you shouldn't. I'll go get her for you. So Dolores is like all right. You gotta go down and talk to Margaret and Theresa just wants to leave but gorgeous comes up and he's like you gotTa talk to her. Don't even say it didn't anything wrong. Right just talk to her. If you were listening to you guys know we do. We're just jerk off and have apple MARTINIS afterwards. What you're gonNA get a hotdog. Put it in a face pretended potentially suck Dick for a while. It'll be yeah. So Theresa then calls up Danielle and she's like and yeah. I'm really upset the end. Yeah Melissa told me what you did. Daniels like hooded doping. Bad about please please UTAH. Thank you Tom. I told you heard what you said. It'd be bad attacking. Someo Dow is your decision after one. I tell you afterwards. What did I tell you like me? I shouldn't have done it and I wish I had done. No but dope to research. I had enough love today. I Yes I love. You look this up the tweet us so now for the big meeting on the Front Porch Fronts where laws aside reports on it that will happen on the front porch. So it's a recent Margaret Mead on the front porch entry says like I don't know what to say I don't even know why say but to be fair. She really likes literally doesn't know like words to say should I ran out of the woods is thing any common around fats. Gets your comments. Theresa would not your cookbook right there. Right Outta this little freaked out freaked out. What honestly part of that freaked out is that. I've had a carrot stuck in my cheek for a long time and have not been able to access it. Ju- I feel bad about this whole thing. I'm sorry I'm so upset. She gets upset because you heard me. Or Jacob Sexy. Cut that out. I don't want you to think that I told her you in anyway emerges because to me so you know how hard it is going unamended okay. I've got literally have a cartoon. Bill that Sui Bay right now. Okay I just try to pick it up. I had a new culinary experience. It was wonderful and now this that it's just a lot for me to be the first stick to was to say no. I got protective view. And she would never say that she would never say that and the girls. You know gossip about it while they're talking and maybe maybe I just came about you. You care about me. I'd be very suspect. Yup and Jack with all the hardship that I went through with Teresa Margaret was the first one to talk about what to do with going through. Get a get something more than a pizza. And then Jovian like yeah right. This is what it's like. It's like with someone you like and you thought was your friend. It's like if they hurt you. Mike wow where to stay on the ball Benin. Oh yeah then outside trees. Because I know I shouldn't have did it remember. I was drinking and I'M NOT GONNA mind I win. You did bad things to her and I wanted to stand up. I self would cut for for that type. Baked that to raise this point by the way Teresa has like you know when Theresa's like really trying to explain herself. She likes her fingers out as far away from each other as possible. I just like all out. Push her hands forward just as weird thing like they go forward and backward. It's not like around not around thing but it's usually like a forward and backward so she's like you know in a way like maybe this had to happen for me to wake up. You know Alek. I'm Donna with the Dan. Yeltsin yell like I I called in. Yeah I was like I'm done I'm done with you. You know you have to happen saying I don't know how he's GonNa feel about this Margaret. Like what Eddie process. This process it Emmy Digest about eighteen thousand Catholics. Whichever Party so just let me process. Okay impressing entry just goes. I'm sorry and feel bad. And then Margaret just stopped at the door and looks. It goes all right by. Microprocessing is exactly Margaret is processing. Like that like whenever you are doing a function on a on a computer and it's like processing. I'm like it makes sense because the computers basically process a process. Let give you a beach ball. I'm giving you a little spinney beach ball because I can't literally can't get sued by the Apple Beach Ball anytime you're anytime you're a computer is processing. You'll always think of the march from now on. I want to come up with the bag. It's a little spinney. Looks like and it says he's cross eyed processing. This right back jumps up by asked for the grave a bright sued for this grape. Steve Jobs for the speech pad after that to come up on me to come up with a Pizza K. But a building here. It's called Pizza. Yurt a right and it's just GonNa be pizza and a yard. It'll be great. So then March comes back to the group and the Lord says like. Are you OK Margaret? It's just very upsetting. The Celtics very upsetting and Melissa Tree is outside. She's very shook it up. I feel the twilight zone So they basically decided that this is where they're gonNA leave at right because I mean everyone endings. Because everyone does it. Cheer to Theresa Dumping Danielle and then they just get back to partying and You Know Dolores like I just hope Margaret is GonNa Forgive Teresa here because if she doesn't wow wow wow. I'm not saying this any excuse but three has been going through how. I think it's fair to say that day Theresa was not in her right mind. Okay thanks I love the Dolores has her own side murder mystery. Podcast going on during the serious. So then America's. I'm not sure whether to shit just to go blind and like Shit Option Yeah. Sounds safer now. We got the we got the like. 'cause it's only like halfway through the show but now they give updates. On so Jackie's twins Alexis in Hudson. Turn nine and they celebrated by going out to dinner and a movie with friends. Jennifer was not invited then cut to Joe Feeling Bills BOOBS and Jennifer is trying to get JOE or get bill to buy her a Hamptons House. She wants to collect rent. But Not Jackie's neighborhood law. David's house is completed but now he's living with the Laura and frank. Dolores can't get to move or purchase a ring. Wow Wow and Melissa disrupt Blah yeah. They got an pair. It was like. Listen Joe Hired an OPARA now. Melissa has more time to focus on envy and Joe wishes she had more time to focus on Tarzan. Jeez so much settled. She finally feels ready to kicks. Reservation matching kickstarter spent. I broke that myself. I've been waiting threes. That joke now we can finally do it and then the best way to win this season is like what they did. Theresa just sitting alone on a rocking chair listening to everyone else party while a solo cop is at the bottom of the pool and then we see the market goes. I'm going to get a cookie. Just got back so five months later on later so we see some news footage of JOE BEING DEPORTED. Italy and we see like we see flashbacks to the watch happens. Live exclusive interview Which is funny because while that interview was happening painfully obvious that Andy was like saying things that we're going to be used in this special. You'd like wow. There's so much riding on his trip to Italy. You know. Of course they mentioned in that special CD going on a trip the next week. And if you guys want to hear a full recap of that special we did a full ass. Recap of that on our bonus episodes for patriotic. Yeah so yeah so they are a little bit of that and we see Theresa saying things like yeah like. I don't know if I can stay with him. Because he's living across the Khan and love and across the country and the like across the world. Yeah so you still gonNA fucking bone dealing zagging. Do Whatever love your boobs. Those are going to have a great Middle East. La Train concern that. When you go to Italy your boobs might look a little different than Italian. Bibs and that might be hard for Joe to figure out what she likes more. You ever think about that scale one to ten. How many times can fuck tells. Emily fucking grind him. Sit on it. What are you GONNA do? What are you GonNa do drink still now so now to resend the girls? They fly Italy and they got. They landed Naples and three assists stelling US basically. She's not sure how she's GonNa feel like she feels like she feels like she get there and she sees them and wants to hug him and kiss him and stuff that battle. She'll know Jill. No I think that kind of like I think she knows she does. I normally like if you're not like so excited to like kiss your husband that you haven't seen in four years on that plane then. I think you know you're fucking really hot pool boy and getting a discount pool. I think this question is already answered itself. Well I'll go through this with you just because I have to go through the we'll go through this. Yeah we'll we'll go through the motions. Kinda yeah like JOE has their entire marriage so they get there. They climbed the stairs. Like we talked about. Can't we see it on cars so job emerges from this this house because it's like the old world town on I mean it's like it looks like a like a little older six after the cars looks like a little renaissance town job merges from it so I mean even even me even I even the I with my stone heart who refuses to have any sort of sympathy for this situation that he put himself into. Even I was often seen the little seen. The girls run and cry to see their dad. I mean listen. You can't take that away from the little girls. Kenya know but I don't have to give. I don't have to love watching it either. I was like board or board with you. Yeah so then we see sort of like a very long sequence of like all these aunts and uncles and cousins and be like. Oh what about the school? I T's a meter I down. You saw. I be like the Pasta okay. The family stays the same. You know. It's like something you know. Family time you can sit down and have say you're getting too skinny yeah. I miss my big Lebanese family. Parties in Joe is like yeah thank God for the thank God for this family for my family I mean they literally threw me off the plane with nothing. Like meow with nothing. I'm just imagining like a cartoon. Of just like he just gets like a boot like light brainy smart for whatever just likes a small Italian town. I got nothing like that and I got my passport coming. So you know that's it. I'm waiting for that to say. Yes so then. They head over to the hotel where they're going to be staying and these kids they're so therese's kids. Can I police get somebody? Just take my luggage. Lawa's like my doorknob doesn't work. It doesn't open. It doesn't open like I don't know if she knows how to open doors of someone's not doing it for her. So then Trine Joe have some time alone in her room. Nice place US right. They got forgotten how stressful it is dealing with the kids. You know what you think. The kids tie ideals with this every single day in case you forgot while you were gone and camps camps. He's like you know what I'm going to go down and get things like he's like I don't know because I what you WanNa stay with the girls. And he's like the basic small. She's like what's your expectancy wit me. How come on we got twenty years. Come on she's like yeah she's like. Well Yeah but we haven't been together in like more than four years so with like Kinda. We need to slow it. We need slow it down. I'm like Oh okay Carl from Summer House Yeah so she put the Kabosh on that real quick like yeah. Go sleep in a twin bed. You're used to it. You've in the shoe. Yeah no set so then. The next morning He comes to pick everybody else up and he's like really trying hard with Theresa and of course by trying hard. I mean you know just like making sexual comments her all day. He's like skin tight jeans on. You've got some nice curves going on there and and hey hey so they so they like take a bow. Take a ride down the coast. They see some amazing rainbows data the biggest rainbow of us all my life. Let's anything find that Leprechaun family. I got a bridge to sell AMAC. Yeah Yeah Adam's guilt say with tell people build the house and say Free Ringo included. You know can't wait to get that pot of gold from those fucking Nydia Leprechaun family. Yeah what are you? What can you do it? You know so. He's like trying to rubber soled. It'll be like this is nice family time. And she's like is not not having just ignoring it completely. I mean it was pretty savage on Theresa's part. I was proud of her. Yeah and he's like yeah. I would take you the Monte Carlo if you stayed longer but whatever saying so they basically take fucking Monte Carlo shut up Joe Dies. You always say 'cause you know you sh- like they're not gonna stay there long enough really. How are you gonNA take monte-carlo Carlo? First of all like Naples is like not close the Monte Carlo. I think I think Naples midway down sounds like a big long drive. And what do you have? I don't think you have a car. Don't act like we're taking the Monte Carlo. Go shopping around. They could chocolate plays and then they go to a ring place or whatever and he sees some jurists like not just being sweet to me but I think he wants to be a couple of games and I haven't been happy with Joe for a long time and then we get a lovely clip section of Joe like my bitch wife is coming. Gada cut fitness Bitch wife Hater. Eight hundred two lady in fucking exactly and he's trying so hard. He's trying so hard to be personable. He's like Oh look at that chocolate. Come down it looks good. That's some good chocolate. I'm like why are you ruining chocolate from Joji? This just up talking about the chocolate and jewelry store. He's like hey you'd like those you like those things Theresa those three things right there. He just picks three random things now and so now they go out to a restaurant. Antic- raining and all this amazing food is coming to the table. I mean this just makes me want to go to Italy that's really the takeaway for me and so I was like hey soul while girls. What are your favorite part was favorite trip and of course? Milan is like when I hugged my father and Adriana Adriana who suddenly looks like she's seventeen years old out of nowhere because like me too and then of course they all sorts of cry. Yeah so then back at the hotel Theresa Joe Alone again and say yeah drinking a lot of mining ED J. I thought you drink much wine anymore. Well yes easy to stick to a no alcohol diet when you're in a shoe your little in Italy like you're in Europe. I like it'd be weird. Nas drink the wine and yeah so so now. They're going to have a conversation she saw. How do you feel like I mean You know by the by the time we get used to each other you'll be gone and so like kind of good because today's. I know how calm you must. Stupid little Seed wife you know what I'm saying. Thank am one. You Limit Dan me living hand that then living there and I'm living people living everywhere I mean. There's a kindle what he's he's he's going to do we're just GONNA meet up places from the. We'll have fun. I don't want that. I want someone there every day since like listen. I can't help that camp that. Yeah so we we bought guaranteed you know. Yeah so she's like stats wishing your wine. Because he's doing that thing where he's like banging the wine against the Glass. Who Case so come on? I got to see if this thing has legs. You know what I'm saying. It's like it does have legs. It's it's like entire family has walked down your throat already. But what are you going to send it back now? Out like three quarters of the bottle. She's like I have legs. Look at me like okay the Resorts Swirling Jack Gel. So she's like you know what the past five years have been really doc. You know it's like really really really dark and it's like you know that there's a light switches in the house all Molineaux yet supposed to protect me like and I trust other things happen to me. Look come on things happen to everyone. You kidding me right now come on. My crime was bogus. Nobody does time for that crap. All right come on you know should happen to everybody. You not like just part of life as when you accidentally fraud like several people go to jail for five years. That doesn't that's not just like oh that just shows how everybody you know. Yeah it's like you have a financial mishap. You'd like you get like a car accident about like. Oh yeah listen this part of life you know you know go to jail for like five years. Yeah come on that's bogus. And she's like. Oh my mama infuriate ends after five years of spending time in prison. He can't take responsibility for what he did. And and he saw and Theresa is so bad at taking responsibility and that's the way Teresa deserves a gigantic metal for this episode of just being like. Yeah I did it. Sorry she does. She really actually has come a long way like I've always. I've always hated Theresa. I've always felt like I was like she never take responsibility for anything. She lives on her own world. But this might make me turn the corner on her. I feel she's actually come a long way little our little theresa so in fact when she says I haven't been the same since that was actually like a surprisingly honest sentiment drolet And then also just the blame me then. Just blame me. You wanted to end it now. You're like what do you want me to lie to you about it? And he's like no and relationship. The relationship ended like always was like Joe. So what who cares who cares so what I write then fine. We're not going to be together. That's so what who cares with my girls. Yeah which ones. He wasn't specific about so full moon. Three AM and the alarm goes off. And she's like yeah. I'm not gonNa tell the girls things are over between me and their father who you might want to. Yeah gives up all boys GONNA definitely WANNA move in at some point. Yeah there they will probably figure it out when they realize. And that's right. Yeah I mean we had basically it was joe and his Joe like the G Crying Hug. And then we see Teresa and Joe announced their separation after twenty years of marriage their daughters Christmas in Italy with Joe and they're still waiting for a decision on his appeal. But honestly I mean I'm not ruling it out. I'm not ruling it out. You could get could get a presidential. Pardon it's not. It's not crazy days now doubtful but you never know who did get a presidential pardon. Don't you Anderson Thanksgiving inroad into who wrote that tell all book about Porsche about Federa- and her sadie business on real housewives of Atlanta chick who went to jail because she was in that car fraud ring with Apollo and face got presidential party? She got a presidential pardon. She's like a big trump had apparently and he pardoned fucking Angeles Stanton. So you never really do know what time is good if people are loyal if you will pardon them. I mean he has gotten like eleven white collar criminals like it's so Joe Fingers crossed wearing that. Maga- hat around around Italy and we'll be seeing you around town soon enough. Well all right everybody. Thanks for being with us this season. Of course we are going to be back for the next month of real housewives of New Jersey reunion episodes stubby. Talking Jersey but overall great season absolutely loved at the reunions. Look like they're going to be insane. Danielle Hasham's kind of psychotic breakdowns. That's just great me out. Another person screaming. Fuck you with Ami. So that's always good my back so we supported. Yeah we'll see guys next time five one.

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Sonder on Over Here B****

Brandi Glanville Unfiltered

59:23 min | 1 year ago

Sonder on Over Here B****

"STRUT media. I watched Tamraz on watch. What happens live last night and she said something about she's like you should Kelly dot golic engaged aged? She's my friend. She's probably reading Brandy Glanville's but drinking and tweeting and drinking and like like I was nice to her and took it out. It's still right ice scared Ryan. He didn't video this. We'll talk about this out yoga from Straw Walk Media This brand gland bill welcome to the already welcomes Brandy Glanville unfiltered altered. I'm sitting here with my friend in the very talented actor broadcaster director extraordinaire will sterling Hello Hi. It's good to be back on the POD here. I know it's been a long time. It has yeah and unfortunately today. I'm hurt you are injured he. You've cracked a rib as as you've told me ah asked you to tell the story but now my loud shot just this I want to hear the story right is here too just so we all now now. If you're having a threesome knowledge a trial where does that mean to Dick's horns tumor. I thought you might like bunk beds upper and lower not too decks to Dick's. Oh okay feel bad made you laugh but said funny like torture. I've a heating pad on my ribcage currently currently in in the studio traveling with it plugged in my vibrator actual menagerie hope they were need never mind. We're here to talk about your new instrument TV. Series Uber Ryan wants to hear about your craft. They really need to hear about what happened. You can tell the closeness version okay. It's really lame and I'm never going on a fancy boat again. Fancy was his boat fancy fancy. It was like I'm on the boat bit best about that song in your head because I thought I was super. Cool China injured yeah. I was not cool at all. How many people are on the boat? Oh Hi let's say probably ten people okay and Seattle like two stories and there's like you know it's really interesting. He's like people can live on it. There's like a bedroom when all that was there. A staff and everything was at one of those oh I was basically running up and down the ladder to get everyone everyone everything they wanted but at one point I had to go pee and they went downstairs and we hit rough water but we are all in the bow before that what and I think that's what it's at the back of the boat or the front. Look No Boat Language Stern starboard port soon so I wonder what I hear on below deck otherwise I have learned from Bravo. That's that's my life should be on a shirt yeah. That'd be great without copyrighting here Bravo. You can buy it from me. All I know I learned on Bravo. That's great. We'll we'll be was we'll sell that I would be really sad if that was true so that Ah I think it is the truth for some people though yeah I mean not all they learned well obviously basic motor skills to the bathroom yeah potty training right right. Don't make me laugh. so yeah we water. I flew across the room into the staircase and then we went went to we're back to the deck. Mark The wind out of you I imagine you raw and then you're just laying on the ground from and that's exactly what happened more than a minute the way more than a minute but then it got really rocky sorry just stayed there was hurt number one and it was just we had to turn around and go back in super choppy but it's not a great story but that is so you flew across the room making it sound way more excited than dramatizes. It was a giant so jaws meg Meg Leshan Yeah Jason State and then we had she might gotTa hate you both present them. You did O president of boat nowhere now. What can we're not a fucking boat anymore? brought a sand dollar or something actual president. I didn't bring it and I'm wondering if I'M GONNA given to you okay. We'll stop talking. I got you guys the super large wine glasses ooh perfect so we can watch what you told me that it fit the whole bottle of wine. I watched the clip that you and I was like you're like it's not that big I was I was unsure but it did it and then you stole something with room. You saw the clip I watched my own Youtube Brian. I bet now let's have not we haven't kissed or anything like that but we've events like the back of a van like on a trip and we had a Rhody we had to share it. We traded some politely drunk. friend kisses when we went out that one time did which with all three of US yeah. We got real fucked up guys. We all bonded have any recollection of that happens. I've got lots of recollection. I don't have any okay we'll mush case. Okay my kids okay. Thank God I was like this is creeping meow no but then I got naked and you guys right. What do you remember over that either? I don't either. I'm blocking it out. Obviously no second sitting here with my two girlfriends just Gavin we're just talk. That's right. That's so we do. I can't do any coffee brand the united sermon that we see each other more than we see most people if we really do. I think that that's probably true yeah. He's like many girlfriends see Ryan and Alex and Mike More than I see most people yeah I see them at least three or four times. A week is like family I really do you. I feel like I'm neglecting my other friends but I like boxing him around and she's good practice on Hand Matt Ryan. It's part of the video I like it well. What are we going to do? Sit and talk to myself. You GotTa talk to somebody. I didn't realize that was going to be what happened on camera yeah. It looks better than me starting to diet while you are thinner than me so I mean it's very thin. You're thin. Where does the fender there's slender man scary with the big head sorry but the thin man a great classic Hollywood picture starring William Powell and Myrna Loy wait not only only you would know Marie series some your listeners probably now speaking of movies do we should talk about your instrument? TV what a great segue talking about our listeners to know about why you you throughout the show will constantly be saying. Don't make me laugh. Don't exactly have context. This is wells back doc. It's weird it were also in a studio. I only ever did it at your house will and besides before besides rare in a studio you know what I mean but once his came to Strut his house yeah usually is we have. This is two in a row now in the studio. I just couldn't leave my house. I remember I the anxious I really couldn't leave so now. I'm getting better non getting worse because of my rib but you guys are like you guys are like a little team dynamic. Borough trio is our Queen Quintuple Quinton scifis of our Quad Quad. You're right quadrant ball club. Could it de uh-huh quadruple. Do that was an accent do us to quadruple do ask for hair so that would be level. Do not bad at math hair. Oh my goodness that there's four of you and you all well you act in some of them. Yes you direct some of them so the show is called Saunder Instagram web series which is that it's shot formatted edited and posted all uniquely designed for consumption via instagram so all of our continent's obvious stories are I g TV all of our posts are and they're all the behind the scenes all the set that photo of the headshots everything lives on instagram so it's like a complete locate shot flows people live on instagram exactly this should have a lot of success in fact cray really shed people are constantly on their phone yeah including my children my phone time me to crack at the bottom. My screeners brand new phone yesterday walking to my car and I realized there's a tiny crack onscreen. I don't know how it got there. I don't know I think there's Ryan it wasn't I didn't drop out. I didn't do anything it was fine one minute and then it was cracked tracked. Maybe it was the Heat Boon. you know. There's a new iphone out though with this Oh yeah yeah he does. He's one of those the galaxy note plus plus our our group for the for the project. We have to talk within. What's up that Oh of course oh yeah text messages ruined everything but it's better because you could send a lot more media that way yeah what's up better? I mean like it is here. Please remember what's up for my friends like for group chats and stuff because it's way over there and I don't have to look at it. It's not like it's not like for me right now. It's like I know it's there when you use what's up. That's how you that's how you treat it. I guesses you're saying yeah 'cause it's from my friends at aren't here in Europe. I don't care that much about them because I can't see what am I going to say a group text difference even they do have a friend in one of our what's up chats in the UK right now and she response to way out of sync. Fuck why once you start it's I don't know how to turn off the Ding on what's turned off all audio me. I get okay yeah. I get too many now. I don't I can't have being on my tax I can't have I just have my phone ring but I don't know how to turn off the what's updating when that the album obvious show you change there will be an absence of sound and I won't know what to do with that won't be able to be annoyed when a youtube video. I tried the move the boom to the other side of the room. She's like no. This is two different. I don't like I really don't I and he doesn't remember rigs. Obviously you guys are suiting constantly so he's just an have a good memory role in that boom goes to a lot of different places that may not it has been a lot of places seen a lot of locations. It has my bedroom. That's great with this is gross is going to aggressive the vice because we filmed eight episodes thus far. Is this going up this Friday after missiles GONNA so when people are listening in on Friday ardglass yeah the last two episodes were shooting this weekend. And how long are that says each two to three minutes. The last episode is probably the longest probably be around four is pretty much. Everyone's attention span. That's the idea okay so are they. Is it like a series where you see the same characters. Explain to me what we're watching. Chink Saunder Saunder is the feeling that people that you pass on the street or even chance encounters things like that you don't just see like a an an object in your space you recognize that every person around you has their own unique set of beliefs and fears and pains and Traumas and backstories and everything and are living there independent lives CBS regardless of your existence within oh you're like a sandrine by like Sandra like walking. Somebody else said that is how that spelled. Ah I say you and because if you're doing that walk and you're looking at all these different people cylinder while you saunter that's right and so and so that's that's the premise of the show so some of the characters we do get crossovers but not in major ways. It's meant to sort of be kind kind of passive so when you watch all ten episodes you'll see every episode every character at least shows up within two episodes some more some less so one of our characters the the most that we have is in four episodes and who is that her name's Asia she the you know I'm in three. I'm probably the second in Asia's great I use is really great great where she didn't her big scene on Sundays. Her already made a little kid. Throw out. Oh my gosh an accident. It was there to save the day I don't know her scene is so it's sort of analyzing like the homeless population of Los Angeles but a lot of people who are quote unquote Hamas aren't really homeless by choice L. Unless well not even bat though like a lot of young people to like just travel. That's how they travel the country like they take tents and then they live in areas for stretches of time and then they go up to Oregon or they go kind of all over the place yeah that would suck me. I don't count and in yeah you don't like camping. I was forgotten my whole. Oh really clamping was going to say I love. I love camping and camping. I don't like either one unlike eisenhower the showers bathrooms about I really paid my dues. When was the last time you did it? I don't do it. I really I thank thank God teenager. Oh Yeah for sure all through high school. It was a nightmare. It was a whole family thing always my dad's the hidden swatting us from the fritzy whoever he could get beat the shit out of us. We couldn't stop for food. They just hell it can stop for food. We'll have to go into the campground. We're a very like late at night to get a spot. Somebody didn't show up for exactly the same so you know. I'm not doing it. That's that's comes to Banco this scene. Will this urban camping. Okay you like living in a tent under freeway overpasses. I L right on the river right. There's a Sepulveda's under passers a ton of so that's the Aisha's one of the characters in that and she plays a homeless person we are one of the travelers as were calling her yeah turn a friend and so we will have ten episodes in total in Sweden and you're not gonNa tell your big scene because you don't want what then alive Oh over well. The sort of the the idea that story is sort of one of the friends is ready to kind of give up this life and the other one is now so it's sort of like a friend break-up okay. I thought you meant like about life. Not like oh no no not a suicide as as a traveler yes she would like to now how planned routes and live in normal life that makes that could happen so that'll be that episode hey people let's talk about one of my favorite subjects and the whole world shoes I love them. 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I was swath enough to watch you guys action. Brand came to set on less less Saturday Saturday. I have no idea it just shot drinking and tweeting right yeah episode three drunk while I was we were tip save so let's keep the party going. I knew you would be there. I'm like it's GonNa be a party as we were driving over. Mike who's our cinematographer was like brand is coming and I was like okay and then I was like what's going to happen like like we have to work so I was like. Are you just going to hang out or whatever but it turns out it was a godsend yes that you were present. First of all describe the scene because the scene is beautiful so the scene is releasing a up these two kids ever since I was little I've always wanted to do like a live action peanuts and away so I wrote the scene to be like what's the word amulet of I don't know much better off the peanuts and so he knows me and so oh it's such a sweet little innocent seen about one of these kids making a big choice. I won't spoil too much because I want. You're listening to watch the show and they were great. It was very that's a very taxing seen for a child to do. That's all I will. I will say just emotionally as well as your mom. You guys made him. Throw up. Well okay. I it was an accident. Oh Man I have it recorded. I think that in real life if I was going to do that saying I was his age I probably would throw up because that is something that it causes so much anxiety in yeah sure I would leave it in. We rehearsed it A lot a couple of days before and they really nailed it and so when we showed up to shoot on they were great. I mean performance wise but he unfortunately he has a tree nut allergy which we didn't know in eight eight something that cashes in it and immediately got very nauseous and so we were worried actually reschedule like what should we do and you sort of magic pill is able to get rid of this allergy nausea. I don't I know what it's called Ryan walking around meeting. Everybody excited yes she had probably had two bottles of water into the MOMS and yeah and she gets to Bradley the ashes. You get these two guys and they want to know if I wanted to Mayo and I said now. What does that mean see? You guys are now. I know now it's cocaine oh but I had some coke and vodka with them and I smoked a little bit. Just we'd just did take some of the weed I didn't. I didn't WANNA say no. I thought it was rude. We were taking her one point you and the two of them walking away and as a friend who's walking away with Sherman towards man and some other guy and she didn't have a phone. Maybe don't disappear with these things strange drunk strangers in park in the true true crime podcast. You could have been dead a OH. We're really nice they weren't they were just talking to the bathroom. They were really sweet. not just saying from our perspective. We had no idea what was going on. We decided so you walking away with them outside yeah. That's probably not a good idea. Thank you for looking to save probably could've killed you both but I'm having to your will. He's so no no I'm. I'm not built for function. I'm just bit built for looks. I'm a lover not a fighter so you guys got. You guys got a little country Moammar Rolling in sync. Some you guys on your periods too yeah. You're getting them so yes what what happened. Kim was mom had an Epi pen mater and so my son has end side so I have to have APP pens all the time we've used them way often and when you use that behind you to the hospital because it you know it's up enough ron and everything it's you just can't not the hospital but the doctor forgave me Protozoan which is a steroid oral steroid that you can take if you feel it coming on okay just if you take it on the onsite can can stop you from having to use EPI pen right and for Mason at works on this every time because it's not the best thing to do and he's not getting the allergies as much anymore so so yeah we went home and got the meds and save the day we and Bradley one half of one because Mason's gigantic context he's little he's too badly ten ten yeah and he was fine yeah. That's I mean there was only one I must take after a couple of times felt so bad if we were like. Should we reschedule and he was like I'm fine good. I'm good like he's that's the toughest kid in the world. The fact that he's like zero nerves serves pukes is like just wipes it off his all right. We got fifteen minutes. Let's do appear. He's going to feel like I feel like that. My speed like something that maybe he does Asia. I'm again by accident because you nuts. It's hard to keep track of that stuff. Sometimes if it's been on a counter or ground up if your allergies like cute enough like anything could yeah I mean I was very impressed by his dedication so we were shooting this at magic hour. So we really you know worth of time that yeah it was crazy so it was it was very helpful that he wanted to keep going but we all said to him repeatedly like if you WanNa stop you can stop. It was not child abuse at all so everyone knows was one hundred percent committed yeah. That's going to be like a big success yeah his little brother. I Wonder Still Oh oh I have voted. I've got to show you this picture of a prescription bottle between my tips so I can't say touching now. We've the pockets exactly we're feeding the ducks but I really so my kids and I used to go to Blah Blah Blah. You have to send it to me pretty. It's very nice pretty until you zoom even on CBS between the tip I didn't know what to do. I didn't their mates Mu brought zone and and where do you put it so it's not nature's pocket well not by nature but no me but no so the kids and I am sorry moving on the kitchen I used to go to Babur apart and this one and we would treat the docks and the geat mostly the geese and which they're assholes. They're they're big two. Oh Yeah and they are not afraid of you. Loud what is fuck young but we are feeding the the cute dachshund just brought me back to like we were just talking. He was fully engaged all his Danja and unlike my children I ever the earp your earbud in and take out but we were just chatting and it was so cute and I just I know it kind of reminded me when the boys are younger and he was just sweet and like -cribe just because I'm in pain mostly you spent the whole shoots all three of those with well. I can't remember his name Bowie Bowie. I can't remember any right barely know your name. I could write them down before. CEO and Spencer was great. He's a little older than Bradley and the both of them. I mean they're both super prepared. New knew their lines off book like anyway. They're both they're both super. Professional knew their lines and it's just like it's funny because when people say like Oh we're gonNA try can be hard like couldn't have been easier well that I know for sure that day I mean I might Jake's two best friends or his bus Daniel and his sister they are both actors and they're I mean they're great kids near great onsite and they're always prepared and they can spell better than me but most people can. We had spelling test once I lost they're really not like they're when they want to to be there and they want to be doing it. Definitely good at it and engaged and you could tell these kids were definitely like a hundred percent into it and you guys do you guys were quiet as mice piece. I didn't have a direction for them either. We're just being quiet so we could shoot thing. We had to be quiet this one. I mean sometimes you have to talk shows like what you what if you don't like to take like start over yeah. What's interesting because like we're we're? We're a team of four using this whole series you know and so it's and we all take different roles each episode that we do you know like I directed one and will will act and that actually the direction will always take my direction really okay. That's something I need to see Eh. I felt like will the little bossy for you. Oh you think so well. I'm bossy with you. So I just feel like wells probably bossy with you. I am been working working together for like on on things and some capacities like since we've met so two thousand seven seven seven or eight other when we met actually was our editing class in film school yeah and Ryan and I both had impressions of each other before we truly met that will like we thought we wouldn't like each other say that he thought that I was like Jesus Freak and Super Branchy and I thought that he was like a punk rock asshole because he had like blue hair and tattoos and bricked up shirts right. Oh Yeah Oh yeah there's a whole side though these are still very much personality wise sweetness. Wise Ryan is exactly doc. Id like soon as I met him. I was like this is like he's the nicest person in the world really it's a nice fit the visual of like what I imagined like he's probably like but the system allows the Tattoo says is like I'm an atheist stereotypes or not I know I know and we ended up against all odds becoming besties yeah we are partners and then yeah you're still partners still partner Mike and Alex Alex is the CO writer we my writing partner and so we're all kind of producing it photographer to Alex did take the picture of you with your yeah. They gave me the right to get the pill correct yeah so Alexander do a lot of writing together and and so he the three of us have sort of been involved in creating this since the beginning like a year ago. Mike is always like our cinematographer Tori Feeding Pat is falling and move it and just I don't have the cover on it so it's just extra is this is this. Is this a good like you're supposed to heat it up up to. I have no idea anything that helps ice was the thing I think that you're right. I just need to be comfortable sure I get it like I'm in the car with the air on full and like the seat heater on full are can't be in the car. Oh my goodness did go down. This is the most it's actually good that we're doing this because I didn't think I could do this number one but I'm not thinking about it as much I think when you don't focus on it it's not as devastating until we make thank you laugh and then I just took four at Odeon Bill. I suppose technically I thought that was the one one of the ones you couldn't and but I have no idea up to eight hundred advil does that thin the blood to is yes. I looked it up and I can. I'm not I'm not going to get don't do it. I'm not going over the so yeah. The kids were amazing. The she looked looked couldn't look any prettier. I can't wait. We'll share of we'll share a picture from China yeah. You're you don't have a significant other right wrong. Oh you do Ryan is she like where the fuck is Ryan Tillotson. I can't say your last name those perfect I loved it. I like to call sends Tilson. Somebody mispronounced it that way and I get so much joy out of it can say James when James was launching podcasts China say Hey Ryan says like Ryan Ryan Tillerson so he also said pit kissed pig pig has so I cut together like a remix of Ryan Tilson at the detail Eh that at my house I know I didn't like we we are putting on. My favorite was the second time he did. He's a grind to consider like the stupid last. What about Johnny Tillotson? Stay read the singer the old singer who I think only really Ryan tell us and no I do. I do know only because he has my last name has found a vinyl at a thrift store or something Taylor. Are you out at a thrift store shopping for records Yohannan not know you at all that whole group of people might. Why do you think they're like my family because all we do is like old people things Ryan? I only do young people things good Ted Lotta drinking do that but don't people do drink drink every time we see each other. We don't generally drink when we we're not drinking water rates but then I was like thirty in the morning yeah. Let's listen on Sunday count on a Sunday. It's fine until you until you're on a boat. Yeah I know yeah and men no but also I wanted to drink wine last night but I thought wine would help not help to inflammation. Wouldn't it make it worse so have you been drinking. Cynthia blood to exit is not nuts long ago my girlfriend. She's like realized that's been one day yesterday too. Yeah right that's too. I haven't even done on that. I can't remember I drink yesterday didn't drink thanks to have at least like a glass of wine or two. That's about so bad in San Diego you you drink with your with my friend. WHO's number two? We learned his life time with James Again. Yeah we did not ruined his life. Just we wrecked him for. Is this idea I mean you guys are GonNa you'll hang out again. I want to have a Straw Hut Christmas party everyone on your podcast we we we went to his house for just because he invited us to this. I brought my best girlfriend who's from San Diego and we hadn't seen each other. We're both Scorpios are both nuts and we are wasted like stupid wasted given to their lap dances and doing right by walks and we just ruled out. James's House is House jus there by himself assets. You Ryan I wasn't there. He wasn't invited invite him so he's leaving damage control. No James Yeah Jayme no J. Her husband was there. I didn't know that and he was drunk to and he's like Oh these they always do to james like email you I heard about it from his assistant okay and then then gossip about yeah yeah and then the next week I went to his house to record and he told me more tell me more it was nuts. What does he say? You can't come back. Is that what he's done exactly in those words no but think about going to somebody. Else's break right from us is all like I think I think it's more like a once a year thing sure but I really did enjoy his peaceful oasis. That's us to come were you guys are both not invited but it's super peaceful and I think that train in Iraq did you bring a speaker. Did you bring Speaker Burgess used to like music and energy energy. I think he invited me to calm down moment and the you bring the booze or did you drink his booze. He had it. I we brought I brought him a gift Okay and but he had twenty bottles of Brazil from some party he had just had his sixtieth birthday so I don't know Trina brought some booze to anyway. I was in San Diego to see him. He was doing this big event at this place and last minute right before we are about to go to the place. He's like actually I don't think we should do this is going to be too personal. I'm doing a bunch of readings and it's just too personal. I don't WanNa record it so you went to San Dago and then yesterday yesterday yeah so my girlfriend's per number. She's married her husband avert very fun people. You just go hang out with my dad. Every that's true you're young. My Dad lives there so he ended up seen him and we drink some beers it was it was good. It was uh I'm sweating because I have this straight on my skin but that's okay but I have coconut oil miskin as well because I was using this radio frequency machine I had on my ribcage to see if that would help the healing because radiofrequency yeah it does it puts energy into it so I read about it this this morning but I just came up with the machine was on the table. I keep looking at gardening to use it. Yeah you got coconut oil underneath the heating pad. I'm just frying away here and smell like a coconut donald trump. That's not true but I don't want to smell like peace. That's true that's seafood. Who'd part coconut oil anyway? Let's take a break please. Do you ever get the sense that you're deiter is just not really working that just kind of masks the smell but doesn't really do anything to combat got it. Yeah I mean for I feel like theater and I first of all know that a Lotta these grants have aluminum and they have been linked to cancer so just they are different in general scares me but I definitely get detached depends on like when a different sense in it feels like a rash sometimes I I want to completely natural but I really didn't think that there was a better alternative because I didn't think that natural deodorants worked all of the talk was that they really don't but then discovered covered hug meteorite by bloom hug me is a natural deodorant. You're probably thinking natural deodorants don't work. That's what I thought but hug me. He's different and you can try it yourself with their satisfaction guaranteed so let me tell you about hug me hug me by bloom is made with probiotics so the the probiotics actually encourage your body to make more good bacteria because we need we need good bacteria and as a result your body produces less bad bacteria and that's what's what causes the B. O. Smell the body odor so if we don't have the bad bacteria because the good bacteria killing it doesn't exist does that make sense I know but it makes awesome ahead and also mainstream antipodes brands contain aluminum which will get absorbed into your bloodstream and has been linked to cancer. I've read a lot about that. Most of the New York Post has rated this the best deodorant ever so. They're saying that we must be right. I'm using it. They're saying do what I do. Do what I say. Hug me by bloom keeps you feeling good feeling fresh and Super Huckabee'll. Just don't hug me on the street if I don't know I'm not joking. 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Not Any of those are from you four know it's fucking as texts. They give you know it's. It's her says miscall. Oc Oh my God I hate hate. I don't hate anything hate telemarketers the worst. I signed up for insurance this morning morning my accident because listen. There's nothing you can do about this but something bad. I have an actual like emergency see accident mysogony turn in June. I just kind of didn't WanNa Cobra as nine hundred dollars a month and it's like I let it go and so I signed up this morning. I said so. If I give you my phone number I'm not gonNA start getting calls right and she said No. I have to accurately take it and I think that's where I get a lot of my random. telemarketer calls from from yeah I they are the most frustrating thing and they start early in the morning. They gotta I'd be like seven o'clock on my Khuda. Fuck is communists who I get. I used to get excited when I saw like phone numbers calling that I didn't know it was a casting director and maybe he was booked apart. Okay so I would always end do exactly now. I never answer it and I do you guys get the voice Miller's where if you check the voice mail like Hey. This is coach Bob. I think I have the right number anyway. I just wanted to follow up on that thing we were talking about. Here's lot really loud in my head. Yes totally well as killing me a little bit. He wasn't earlier. I think got excited and just just him. You're fine turn well down does that. They get turned out turned down. What do I yeah? I don't really put myself out there to get turned on twitter. I mean you have to have a little bit. Expose them. I went out was doing some Danson awesome and I was like Oh. Maybe I'll get closer like this girl and I was like well. Let me just ask the polite way and I was like excuse me. Would you like to dance and she was like I have a boyfriend and I was like Oh okay and then you flash back into not in sixth grade anymore away. It's really like today Tuesday. I'm also her boyfriend was not around so you're saying he shouldn't shouldn't ask people to slow you have to now I guess hop dancing so as I wasn't GonNa bump and grind on the stranger without like a dance off if we don't do that to try to get her like into advance off my stomach so making noise. How do you do a dance off? You dislike try to compete everybody. Return you know okay we impasse or you do a circle and you put the push the other one and you're like wait a minute. Now I got this. I cannot yeah I can dance what not today I wanna see not today. Garcia some really good moves in the Youtube video. That sounds a little weird why so weird I was not dancing. It was just like a Lotta popping yeah top lake with but you had your your tape fingers lobster uh-huh things -iety situation okay speaking of that video though yes have you heard anything from Oh oh so okay. We'll have to tell you okay so we did this. the Latte vote number three video for drinking and tweeting Randy Glanville official guys get up youtube stupid that we have to have official you know I should try to fight to get it is a big blow. Reggie said that official. There's not let it wouldn't let me take it. It's like I don't get it. Slash Randy Glenville doesn't exist but it wouldn't let me take that I used to have slash Bernie Glen Bell YouTube dot com slash Brandi Glanville it. Isn't that what I had before. No you didn't have a unique bureaus royal os just whatever yeah there's a shit if I get nothing but now it at least at least bring Glenville official we're GONNA get. We're GONNA get Slash Printing Louisville yeah anyway we posted the third video posted the third video and those go up on what days it's just a really busy and we just have to do it when we can. Do we listen. That's in the morning. He says we're drunk. Now we the first one we did in the morning and take huge. I think it had uber home from her house. After that one time I got really drunk. Brains wore her bra where I don't make everyone when it comes over. Get drunk at that time you know because I've drank at your house and not get drunk but the last time I got real drunk at your house was when that happened that was I'd like to see this photo. I I think I'm sure it's probably on twitter somewhere because she twitter take it down because the boyfriend got very upset. I don't think it's the big deal if he wants to put on my lunch raise the all. I don't think it's a big deal. It's just very jealous of you in general well. I see that guy. I'm working with will yeah what's crazy is that he had like all the fucking money in the world then I'm a broke fucking whatever whatever just tells you money does not anybody's Jealous Mike Okay. I'll take it. I Guess I've jealousy yes so anyway. we put up the video I decided I wanted on Tamra Barney Howson. Oc I do not know that her name is Bernie. I don't fucking know thought I was so okay because he said grudge and then he said it was lonely she got married. I don't know what it is. We forgot your last name bitch coach so I was saving my twitter war with her for the youtube like thing so I went and like rough off. I think I scared Ryan a little bit because I was so mean yeah she did in this all made the edit no okay the difference prince so so I called them and I think I was a little mean in that and he's like yeah. They didn't really one of my favorite things about Ryan's Ryan will always if you ask his opinion on something he will with no time really just give view an honest answer. I told them I said you should say that before. I asked for it. You can always tell me I don't get offended up and be like listening to me now. No not stop but like after the fact. I think that was a little rough okay because the second I said it he'd obviously already thought of it because he said yes totally. We've got probably five minutes for just go into it was like thirty minutes and I think the final cut that we posted his twenty-five Hobo. It's five minutes of just reckless savage machine a good out. I think it was therapeutic but not live streaming so that's a joy a minute though because last night on watch what happens live she was there in the audience with her husband and Kelly Dod had put on Instagram that she's getting married and she's I should probably fucking reading brandies book drinking and tweeting and drinking joke yeah reading his book drinking and tweeting and drinking the money I know that Uso tour but you know you just gave her bookish out outright. They him idiot got some sales yes but now after that this morning because I watched it this morning because I couldn't watch last night I had to go to sleep on. Even I couldn't sleep because nine at bread. You're talking about Housewives housewife or the heavens so I watched it in this morning in the morning at make sense and yeah then I thought you know what we should fucking left that shut in but I mean she wanted to be in a twitter for the rest of our lives I would still going on the twitter from housewives of what see yeah so yes so the pitch like. Can you believe it. We were so nice. I still stuck on this. This bad joke that she made that makes me think of it doesn't make sense of of Steve Kraus character and anchorman was like where did you get those clothes the toilet store tape saying it drinking tweeting and take that back the shout out. I mean making sacred for next time in case. She decides to go on a ramp curious to hear what she has to say I would i. I haven't looked to see what she said in response to the video if there was one I haven't looked at all but you are going to see her next week right I A- So I I'm told I know I'm going with Kelly to the event so I mean I definitely there. I think that they were all on the same the sheet I got. There's like four of them on and she was on it. So I'm listen. She might she might not show up. It's true or maybe you know you'll be best friends. After this yeah we are houses. It does happen worst enemies one week and then you're best friends the next the next week but let's go talk it out now. I don't like I think she's just two main the people who are asking if she's GonNa throw wine in her face. I was just about this. I'm like I'm debating. I'm GONNA do it. Is that like a felony 'cause. I don't believe it's a felony no liquid. If it was acid that would be well Salani. I mean for sure I I don't know I don't know the lie. Don't think that it's a finalist or a misdemeanor. I think it's just like I mean thing to do. It's gotta be something you economy Sunday yeah. I would think it's something you think you could someone could press charges for you throwing wine and I for some reason I feel like they could ashby like no man white bitch suck it up. Yeah you go buck and wind turning your face. I'm not going to fill out a police report. Those don't give a shit money. Go Dry cleaned. Uh Yeah I really need to my brother's a cop we can ask. We're not talking right now though he's stupid stupid we call them right now we because he won't answer okay but I do love him. I just don't like him. Yes so that is still happening. I thought it was over but then we really posted late decide. How did I felt I felt bad? I was like you know what all right. Let's not who I am not backing mean. I do have it in me to go low but I just don't like to but after put it back again we took out the deleted passively. I guess we'll see what happens after the event bonus episode it's unjust averageness. That's my favorite word right now. It is savage savage straight savage low low. Oh Times do gotta go. 'cause you. GotTa Get up to get down and you gotta get down to get up. took me a second like no you duos This has been a horrible because my rib is telling me you guys are the worst sorry love you both but you're the worst we love. You sounded a little little like too weird weird. We love you know that's GonNa turn down Gremlin Voice. Oh my God branded you think of any to write a Haikou Yeah. It's going to be angry right Asandra Haiku. I will so great. How do I do that okay? I read somewhere in there yeah. That's under jolly soy soap again sought follow Sandra Dunn. I'm not GonNa do that Kuma original hikers you guys do not. I don't even let you see my words that I'm right. It's just very protective of her. 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I made it sound like I had more to say, but I didn't, but you're going to keep going. I've just growing through looking at what, what this episode was, this is basically, you know, for tamra Barney, when she became Christian, and then we had to, like, wait a couple years for her to return to Satan. Yeah. Just lasted five minutes. I mean. She. Her nice girl. I act lasted literally like seven minutes long. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just doesn't have an ice girl. Actress L is just Giselle. But that's I've always been a fan of Zelin her shadiness. So for me, I was really happy that her nice girl thing. Only lasted for a few minutes or seconds, really. I just wish the thing that bugs me about this L she never waits for something real to jump on. It's always stupid shit. Like you're mad. Matt Carrington tell you what her price point was for her products mean come on. That's really a fight. Well, that's Potomac is so good at they have like, really, really petty fights. You know, they really like it could be about, like someone picked up a pine cone, and didn't like alert someone else that they were holding pinecone. How could you have a pine cone, and tell me knowing my Tur's have to make a diorama for school tomorrow? Second only to real housewives a better Beverly Hills hills. But the thing is that they treat their pinecone drama like it's like way more seriously. Like there's a lot more of like simpering and or not simply will whimpering and simpering. I don't know which word is correct. I don't know if even they are both words necessarily, but there's just a lot more Kyle Richards being like, oh, I just I wanted to tell her about the pinecone, but, like, I don't know both my friends and I don't know what to be loyal to. Okay. The pine cone. Yeah. Well, we literally saw to read for a whole season. Good. So you go. My husband Japan cone. I don't get. Al upon the palm. Yeah. Dallas, Dallas would handle the pinecone. It'd be great because leeann would just take the pinecone and crushing her hands. There's your pond going now. And then, like scattered on top of brandies, head of blood's just dripping down from her hand. Yeah. And if it were Atlanta, they would have a giant offscreen fight about the pine cone, and then knee would write a lot of comments on Instagram like love your pine cone. Love your pinecone, great pinecone. You know. I mean would be like making the sounds of the pinecone Puttick putting. Okay. So we open where we left off last week really stupid fight about, just jumping all over Karen who still in her corn, rose. Yeah. Having all over Karen, because he told the target lady more about her business than just out which is very offended. She's like a string, Joe rock was introduced to you, and you all, you, you have all the answers, and I thought, damn me and care in our friends know, she's that you've violated her trust in us, so therefore, she's not going to lake lead with what's new with her business. That what you can sabotage on camera. Yeah. And like. I'm a little tired of the bowls. I'm gonna get some fresh do not. Getting outside right. Head for this table. Do. Following the game. So then candy ass goes out to talk to her and lets you know, of course, he lets the cameras out there. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Can't she's basically like she's like, like asking if she's. Okay. Yes, I'm great. I'm great. I'm probably five. I love how Karen acts like she is totally fine. Even though she just had attention and stormed out of their little cooking school. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, just says he's changed shows up at dinner in this totally different because she has an audience. And that's why I don't trust you. But then we also see a montage of dissol making fun of Karen's businesses over the years. And like it's like, okay, yes. Karen has a point. But at the same time, it's really funny. Really? Like making fun of Karen left and right. Because by the way, the other thing is that Karen is full of bullshit to. Let's not act as Karen is sitting on, like some proprietary information that is going to skyrocket her to the top of the Forbes five hundred lists. Well, hey look, not everyone can spend like Karen j. No. Russians and laser discs. Smell like eighty five. So Karen comes back to the table, and she's like, I'm just not going to tell you about my business. We're not at that point yet. Maybe we'll get there. But right now we're not just saying can't I don't care about your business like Giselle was this fight about then. Yes. She's like it's not about that. When of course that's totally when it's about, and so, like, well, let's, let's look at it like this. She didn't have the intro meet anyone, and that was big of you. And I thank you for that. But I just didn't know vantage huge is L never thought, my what is read? I would smell so delicious. Well, offending you and just like I just want us to be friends up just so full of crap Mike and it's only episode for us. I'm not frothing at the mouth. Yeah. How evil to sell is, but gimme times. He's really warming me up. Yeah. Okay. Well, then Candice like, we're not talking about me. So let's see if I can sort of pivot this conversation in an awkward way and she's like, hey, Giselle. I really do need your therapist, by the way. I really do. Because if someone issues let me just fold this napkin into a triangle and get it ready to do some dabbing in a moment. Yeah. Are there any like cardboard coasters, I can use because they're already square? But one thing I wanted to add Giselle does nothing. She doesn't apologize. She doesn't do anything. She just says, she didn't start a fight in the she goes, you see. I've been working on that compassion thing. It's totally working. But what are you talking about? Now you literally nothing right in listening. So yes, it can't he's like, oh yeah. Your therapy is working. I need your therapist and Robins like or you could have only mentioned that me and one or doing it like bunny, rabbits fucked won like thirty times today who anyone anyone anyone for then Candice, Candice arts talking about how, you know, when you grow up like daughter of a therapist, you need a therapist for the therapist. And, you know, when I was ten years old. My mom diagnosed me as bipolar, and which, you know, I think it's hilarious because you just know that Darcy's been trolling her daughter for all these years. It's amazing. It's ashes like candice's mother needs to get a medical license revoked because I don't know anyone who had bag nosed her children with something severe bipolar. We'll have maybe a therapist is profession is diagnosing, someone? On bipolar thought. Yeah. Like what your doctors not if a doctor has kids? They're not allowed to give them cold medicine when getting colds. Yeah. Literally, no one would know better than her. And I'm saying, literally a lot every other word right now saying, literally, I don't know why guys it's my, my I think it's probably my influence. Maybe she's maybe Kansas bipolar because she just wants to like. Bi polar bears a lot like stuff Breyer's as a child. I don't know what we'll just move. Thank you for taking away from my literally, thank you. Yeah. I was like let me let me jump on a grenade. Let me let me jump on a polar bear stuff polar bear joke, and we'll distract you literally from your little literally distract you. Yeah. So Candice says, yeah the other day we got into an argument. And she said, I was in barrister. Oh, yeah. Cannot believe she called me bipolar. And then she said to me, you are dumb ass bitch. And she hung up and caring goes care goes, wait you what? Gonna make that I'm gonna make that into ringtone. They just have it for every time you call me, wait. What? I love that. I love that Dorothy said that to Candice, it's so wrong. But I just love it. She's like your dumb ass bitch. How much can you take campus? If you're her mother, honestly, right Candice, it's a lot. It's like your mother just spent one hundred something thousand dollars on you and already you're calling her on camera, and victimizing yourself, you wanted, so now it's all over it would be very hard because not only does your daughter drive you nuts. But every time you speak to your daughter, you're reminded of your own flaws, as a parent, like I created this monster. This is my doing I did. I did this. She's like Matthew Modine or whatever who unleashed like the Demi Gorgan onto that little town stranger things, you know, it's like this is what I did. I did. Yeah. It's like when I walk around at Christmas time when I go, visit my parents, and I'm walking ride without socks. My mom just sees my web, does, you know, just like every Christmas just crushes her. I unleashed PB Herman the beginning of Batman returns, they just want, like, why did I not take the chance but my daughter and a little basket and sent her off on a river so that, that way, she could be raised by penguins. So Kansas, says this is why I don't know if I wanna have kids while you're certainly why. I don't know if I wanna have kids. Exactly, I guess we're all learning something from your shit storyline. She doesn't wanna maintain the cycle. So now of course I she said she doesn't wanna maintain the cycle. I was like, okay, three to one and yet dabbing, the eye dabbing the I love Katy Katie Kay's response. All this was the best because listen, this is what you should do just collar up and tell her, you're a fucking bitch. And then hang up on her. Makes it even. And of course, Monique jumps in and she's like, oh, yeah. This reminds me of my mother-in-law, because, you know, in the south, if you say anything to them disrespect, you know, and you have to stand up to them, I'm like, didn't you say last season that you haven't spoken to your mother Iman over a year with them. See banned from your home. Yeah. That really your advice. It's another woman go back to the hotel, and Candice is still in her apron, which I think is somehow like, really funny like she's still in her cooking school apron. I want to also point out that this, I stayed at this hotel with my family remember years ago when I went to New Orleans for a wedding, and I told a story if someone wants to dig into the bonus episodes, I told this whole crazy story about how I was I was there for my cousin's wedding, and then we like the extended family went back to this hotel and went to the bar in this hotel. And basically, we like had this very prolonged awkward extended family like moment with Tiffany from top chef. And if you want to hear that story go dive into the bonus episodes because it was like it was beyond mortified. It was beyond. Wow. Yeah. Is it more mortifying to money? Just farting everywhere. Yes, it, I'm loving this. There's one sober person in all of the mass I always liked that, you know, like we've got luanne this year. Well, so Barich on real housewives of New York. And finally, seeing people through, you know, sober is when they're drunk that's always a revelation. I mean, listen, we've all gone day without drinking. Okay. We know this like. I mean, there's certain people that are more fun. I feel like unreality when they're drunk, which sounds terrible, but like Lou an opposite falls hundred that category. Although I still find her endlessly entertaining. I actually think Monique has been really fun this season. I've enjoyed her just sitting back and looking at her cast mates. These, these bitches are crazy. I'm just gonna sit here be pregnant, eat food, and look at these bitches screaming at her kids. Yeah, exactly. So the back at the hotel, and Katie and Candice, and Giselle are in the back and Giselle sweet and Giselle is asking, I have, I mentioned, right down your cells asking Candice for insight into Karen, but I wrote down gels asking Candice for insight into canvas. And I was like I can actually under I would believe that happening. I imagine Kansas starting to talk about herself in the third person be like, well, let me give you a tour of Candice like worth tour ever. Totally patching, girl. Yeah, I want world. Piece. But unfortunately, my mother has to ruin it trying to pay for too much sacks of grain. So let's see such cells like oh yeah. You know, okay that you're up here, give me some insight into Karen. I just don't understand what happened. I was just trying to be nice. And then it went left. And then they'll tell she's in her diary room session. She gets Karen should be the one apologizing to me. I've never done anything to her. Did I the producer's like she goes what did I do? The producers. Eric lyles. Oh and pizza. Oh, yeah. The t shirt. Next question. This is the ground of commercial rates types. Jake, Juan scared security. Very important. Question alert have you watched? Netflix is always be my maybe yet it's written by and stars comedian alley Wong and fresh off the boats rental park. They play childhood friends, Sasha Marcus, who everyone assumed wind up together, except for them after having a falling out and not speaking for fifteen years, Sasha, now celebrity chef in Los Angeles. And we love that she's a celebrity show returns to her hometown to San Francisco to open a new restaurant in Renton to old pow Marcus a happily complacent, musicians still living at home and working for his dad. 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And she's saying this we're also seeing Karen, getting ready to go to sleep serve to demonstrate that Cowan's going through a hard time. So she's like, in a turban, which is what cracks me up. I don't know why Karen turban is like I don't know it feels like we've been waiting for Karen to be an turban for so many years. And now it's finally happened. Yeah. Her natural state. Yeah. So she's just getting into bed, and, and then katie's like base dates or switch it. And do you guys get the feeling that Ashley is might be pregnant right now which then opens up a whole conversation about whether or not as she really wants to get pregnant, yet Candice says that she's doesn't really want to get pregnant, because she said she had to stop drinking to get pregnant, and now she's drinking. So obviously, it means she doesn't want to get pregnant. And just like yeah. In all fairness like you're allowed to drink like get pregnant at the same time. I mean Hello. Like where we're going to pretend that drunk girls. Don't get pregnant all the time. My family. Do you wanna go down? My vodka family, tree. Yes. Chief source of pregnancy. So face. But the thing is this. I actually understand candice's point, because Candice is the one who had to go to Oz and sit with Ashley while Ashley talked about how she's not drinking anymore that because she's, and she actually even had this whole thing at the beginning of the season of I'm not drinking anymore, and I'm doing yoga, and I'm only eating potatoes, three times a month, I'm like seeing lake Confucius therapist or something like it's like all these things. So it's like you say you're doing all this stuff. But yet, you're totally getting house, every time we hang out. Well, I talk about diets every day, but I've gained God knows how much weight in the past few years, so I don't need people coming after me on TV about it. Well, I say Kansas is just messy about other shit that she's bringing. And this is like her week thing to bring now Ashley should just stop talking about not drinking anymore. I think this is like the drunk a season that she's had so far on the show and all she does talk about. Drinking. You know, I think if you wanna baby, you really need to do is get younger sperm. K your husband's sperm is about to achieve like when a lifetime achievement award from, like the, you know, of are like it's like from ours, firm AARP. Are are from. A A, R P Australians Australian ship to another at the front. Yeah. No, I would say, let's focus on better working sperm, sperm that doesn't look like it's like would rather be sitting on a rock with the banjo seeing. Waltzing matilda. Hey, just watch the deadwood movie last night, and Waltzing, Matilda was in it really was it? Yes. What a what a nice circle, we just need my life, nice circle jerk. Maybe we will. If you will. Somebody say a second Jake with Campbell's. Yeah. I'm kinda hating canvas. And part of the reason is because her storyline. But then the other part is your Twitter by. She's just such a monster on Twitter and telling telling someone who criticized her on Twitter. You sound like another paycheck to paycheck Roach. I mean I just can't get behind Candice. No, I can't either. But I, I will say I think that she is better than she was last season. I think she's a little more feisty, like she's a least be more. I can't get behind her, but she's, she's being more of an active member on the show. I feel like yeah. And then she start, she's like, well, I'm watching you drink, and let us not forget, her good old has been Michael's out here. Trying to put his mouth on penises. God, God forbid anyone ever makes a joke. Now, then, again Michael probably is trying to get penises but still. Get your homophobia outta here, canvas candy ass weird. I didn't read that as homophobic. I know most probably most people probably did not gonna say, it's I'm not saying it's not homophobic, but it did not strike me as to me, it struck me, as you know, like they have some weird marriage of arrangement. Perhaps, you know where like or like there might be some there might be some lives, you know where he's really not into her. He would rather just be with a guy, but maybe he's just with Ashley because he's trying to maintain Lucien of being a straight, dude. Of course, it could be the other way around that they have a totally fluid relationship, it cetera et cetera. Which is totally cool and awesome. But I think to me, I read it more like that not like like Michael is like some creepy dude, because he likes penis. Well, every season, it's about that. But then, again every season Michael does have things Michael. Michael Michael shows up like on grinder. It was like like like a like a marks. Mustache. Yeah. Basically, I'm confused because I really don't mind candy ass, but she's not necessarily wrong either and it puts a really weird place. If you just want to fry. Rainer but she's not necessarily wrong. So what do you, do you just keep watching? Because that's what Bravo's whole about putting you in very compromising positions as a human being. Okay. Well, I know I'll stick to that. Have you seen Vanderbilt rules, God? No kidding. I know the first season there like fairly nice to each other. We're like this that. I know exactly exactly. So, okay. So that was the next morning. Katie is passed out topless in her bed, and Ashley calls, her mom Sheila talking about trillions and she's like. I got my which was actually she was bummed about because she's obviously trying to get pregnant, and she tells us that the good news is she's gonna party. And when she gets back to get back to Maryland. She's going to ride, Michael, like a wild gator crocodiles Australian. I was like, oh assumes. Disgusting. Sometimes really, like I don't need to think of Ashley writing Michael, I don't need to think of that. And guess what else don't need to see Robin brushing her teeth? What are they going into Robin's room, standing there, front of the mirror like brochure, Brocha, brussel Russia? And then she kind of looks at the camera. Like, why are you filming me? And I'm like, you know what I'm looking at the camera the same way you know, she's like probably like the only person who gets excited to see the hotel channel. She's like to get New Orleans. I'm going to wash the hotel, Cheinal for the first forty five minutes really need to know by hotels, amenities would we're robotics. Who I love this royalty free instrumental song? So then Karen moniker talking about babies interest, having, like a really nice discussion about how they're really nice to each other and money. Yeah, we respect each other. That's why and money is going to have a rainbow party for her baby because rainbow baby apparently is the baby, you have after a miscarriage just cute. I've never heard of that. I like that. I never heard of it either. But I think that's a nice concept much better than a gender reveal. That's for sure. Yeah. And this station, they're being very nice to each other. So again, I'm like why just typed at the end of this? Why also I felt like every two seconds. The producers would just do a close up on pancakes. I was like, please up showing the gigs. I'm trying to cut down on my carbs. But the more you show me pancakes, the more likely I am to run out and get some pancakes. Because you keep showing me them Dan, my what you say, pancakes, they had it was like the most beautiful luscious, puffy pancakes. Gets showing them closer and closer and closer. It was it was it was devastating, you know, where else I saw hand cakes, huge stack of pancakes on the deadwood movie, I'm smelling you. Wow. The, the, the correlation between deadwood and Potomac is amazing. Also makes me laugh. It makes me laugh that the TV gods have done this to us, which is that tonight is the season finale of summer house, and it's also the finale of tra- noble. And I'm like. The fact that those two are both at having like big episodes. Tonight, I think is great. And I also wonder which one would would like result in more radiation, scarring, you know, gee, I know Larry's out on that one. Finally, Kyle proposes then jumps in the pool and dissolves. Yeah. Yeah. Collar, propose and lie. Ten birds fall from the sky. So let's see so next everybody's meeting. Guess he's late robes. Shocker. Soccer Rover there in there in the lobby because they're going to be going to a plantation to go on a tour. But it's also not only to go on a tour, but it's also where cells ancestors were slaves. So it's going to be a pretty heavy trip and candidates shows up. Like no pants. And I'm not saying that dysle- Shamar at little, literally looks like she has no pants like where are your pants looks like she's just wearing a shirt and ashes like, who is cutting yeast infections shorts to the plantation. I'm like, don't forget that she's also wearing a turban, which is like an ongoing game at this episode. Apparently. Turbans, and the plantation. Yeah. So they're on the way and then Robbins like, yeah. You know, this really a wakeup call for us in the present to see what our ancestors dealt with not that long ago. You know, and Ashley asked her if she did it the tests and Robins. Like I sure did. And it turns out, and she's look what is this huge news? You know, 'cause he looks kinda more not mortified like ooh, she says, I'm african-european with a higher percentage of European than African which is really surprising. And it turns out she's got like fifty nine percent. I think she said. Yeah. And the reason I was I was wondering about that, too, but I forgot about all the first season fighting, and it was painting with Katie, because Katie is part Jewish, and she's my racial, and she wanted to get her kids. We're getting bar mitzvah, what I actually don't there were what you say. I don't even remember the context of it. But there was a lot of discussion season one about. Colorization and by racial versus not, which I actually thought was what made season one really interesting, one of the aspects of it. And so at that time we saw flashback to it, which is that Robin was logo not by Roussel. And that's when Katie was like you have to get your genealogy checked out, because you don't end up looking like it's if you're straight out of Africa. And so now Robin was like fifty nine percent European. Which you could see Katie was like, yeah, I told you that I could've told you that, but then, Robin was then explained like, yeah, but, like I may have European in my bloodline, but I had two black parents like I grew up in as a black person in a black household identified as being black so. There was a big color is more. And it made me crazy, because I thought it was mean you know, like kind of hurt my feelings, watch it was like that. I got so upset about it, like what it was making me. So you've ever actually for real, though. Do you ever deal with that because you're half Lebanese? But like you just look like a like a like a white dude. Right. Do has have you ever dealt with that from? Yeah. Because some of my cousins are full blooded and some of us aren't. And so we're like the half breeds. So especially as a kid, but it's not really something I carry around with me. But like listening to them talk about it really bugged me. Okay. So now let's get to some of these tweets, do you have any of these tweets pulled up forgot detail I tweet I saw. I saw we wear. Candace was getting into it with Ashley where she shoes like, I can't believe you were basically slut shaming me for my, my short shorts when you're always wearing the, you have the biggest like ho- tastic wardrobe from Charlotte russe, which I'm like, that's funny. But at the same time, like, I don't think she was saying you shouldn't wear those shorts in general, but it just felt like an odd wardrobe choice when you're about to go to a very serious location. We're going to be looking at, you know, you know, remembering people who were tortured, and murdered and also. Yeah. And Ashley was wearing her clothes, when she was going out those totally different. They were going out on the town when she was wearing that swimsuit thing. Yeah. So Ashley, so they had a big five on Twitter, shocker, it's housewives, Osama. Dea is here to explain. Yes. So actually says tell your hats being not too tight, my name on Twitter, and there won't be any problems. And Secondly, we're both me to white man. Take your color, complex elsewhere, and stop worrying about my forehead and be more concerned about that. Dry on your head. I love with you can only imagine what came before this tweet. I mean, this is packed with so much information already. So then Kansas wrote back. This is the last time I'm coming down here to your tent. I don't have to ask my white husband for an allowance, nor did I lay on my back to get the lifestyle you so desperately, try to hold onto. And guess my natural all black hair gets dry. Sometimes two. Cheers for your white daddy. Wow. Damn Kansas can very spicy. And that's, that's actually the side that I like I like last season when she when she cherise and, and she cherise was trying to cherise has got that lazy shade and Candace was like no, you are not allowed to say that. And you're not allowed to say that my mom my wedding ring even though she bit busy about the diamond. And I got like the band like she can be spicy and that, and I think I think she's maybe leaning into that a little bit more these days, which is nice. I think she's just a mean, vile discussing human. There's just discuss. Getting. I mean, you know, she's constantly going after people for money and for race. Well, they're all projecting their insecurities, which is really all that. We can ask for. Okay. I'll settle. I'll settle out of court. It's all a matter of perspective on me, also had a lot of cord on that. And not drag this trial out. Yeah. And I like that Candace saying that she worked hard for it to be where she is. I'm like, we are we've been watching it entire season really a season and a half of you talking about how your mom has been lending you money. And now you're like under her thumb. You work hard. You were literally born into it. Okay. And we all saw it. We also saw last week where you said that you, you pay third Krispies, the third in your mom as the third of the rent, and then we saw you hang up on your mom, when she said that you've never paid rent, what happened. What happened to your extensions company? Didn't she have an extensions company last year? Where's that candy ass? Can't be Esat, but anyway, but I appreciate the Twitter feud. Thank you keep it up. We love it. And my we I mean me, but hopefully hopefully love to know. I was infuriated of which I love. So there, I guess I worked at I feel like I'm just like taking all your emotions and making you change the hundred percent amid it's okay, I'm not changing them. I'm just not that mad yet because I've already been through this with Potomac. I'm not like a scarred. Casey come, you know, people are saying this season slow and admittedly. It is a little slow. But I, I just enjoy them so much now that I was happy to see him be ridiculous. All episode long. I'm like in a good place with Potomac. I also think Potomac sometimes a little bit of a slow starter. I think it takes like two or three or four episodes get into its groove and then it usually find self. I think it's you know that's what happened last season. No last started out with a bang last season started with Cairns tax problems. And then. Conference and all that I take it back. See look, you just did it to me. We're so pliable. Okay. So now we're at the plantation, and we meet yourselves dad Curtis who seem so warm and lovely, and his greeting them all and candice's, like, wow, you're a nice looking, like, don't you think I know that? And they're making fun of him because there's, they're all saying that, that's his shadiness from 'cause every time they say something he's got, like a smart ass answer. Exactly. It's pretty fun funny. He's like, so just house ancestors. We've got from this family ended up coming mayors diplomats doctors just. Whatever my daughter as reality stars. So, so the then he has this really random moment of shade, because he's, he's telling a story about a woman on the plantation, who owed money, and she needed she needed to put up collateral, to repay the debts whatever he goes, you know about that. Karen. Oh, he said, that's a Karen, I thought he was saying it to disaster on that Karen, and Karen, looking curtsy, like, yes, my name has been called. Yes, I don't know what you're talking about. But I'll do because I mean, referring to Roy's de raise debt, which I don't have because we don't have join Banca cow. Yes. Well, in the spirit of being fully transparent, which I totally am I did once have to put my fax machine those data for repaying the pizza man, but I got back. So this tour is extremely enlightening and sad. Yeah. I actually got a little choked up. I'm not gonna lie. 'cause I just I just feel like it's I mean, I'm not going to go to know. You know, like who, who wants to hear what I have to say about slavery? But, but I think it's always really actually good to have these have moments like this to remind you of really how terrible it is. I think sometimes it gets abstracted I think it's an abstracted into, like people were like something as simple as people were forced to work for other people, and they had no freedom. But I think when you see things like this, you see it's not just like that it's like cruelty and torture, and death and like like all just a lack of consideration for, like fellow humans for no good reason. And it's just like it's so awful. And so terrible went on for like four hundred years. It's not like it went on for like twenty years, it was like four hundred that's like generations. It's so terrible. So I was actually really glad that I thought it was actually really good that we had the scene because I just think it's so important to just like remind people about this travesty in our history. And if you have to like. Sneak it in reality show or wherever it is. I think it's just good. So I actually thought it was it was a really powerful and important sequence. And traditional Bravo, an a traditional problem moved like slavery, this, and everyone's choked up a really, really important teach our children coming up. Partying the streets, bikini bottoms. Yeah, I have to applaud Bravo for deciding like for, for like holding back, probably like their desire to bring like March priv- out during the scene or blueprint like or to put, like a little, like, secret lives of pets on the bottom of the screen during this. Thank you for having some restraint for once the no kidding. Jeez. Now, everybody's gonna put pretend it's mardi gras almost pretended, smarty Grassi because they're not there at the right time of the year. So she's all these costume pieces and stuff. And actually, this is where actually puts on her bathing suit as an outfit, and just sells, like Jesus, Jesus, Jesus assess so there, there, she just got some boas masks, etc. And meanwhile, Karen is back in her room and she's face timing with Ray, and she's like, oh of pushed myself too much. I'm just drained right now. I don't think I can go out. Ray. I just want to stay in and put the laserdisc into the flat TV thing, I don't understand these TV's these days, I don't know what the back of them. And so everybody gets ready and meets up in the lobby and Ashley, they're all judging others outfits, of course. And just has this pink wig on. And ashes like giving me with that movie with Bruce fail is what is that movie? We will is. The fell. Presume the standing right behind her. I am unbreakable. The success. Already happened before rock, Luke Barra. Hudson. No, not that one. By the way, you mention Giselle had a wonderful entrance to lobby wherein. She. Tripped on her heel, that was really satisfying to watch. It was super fifth element. Yeah. Super super actually I've never seen with elements. And I really can't comment on that about movies. Awesome used to check it out. Really good movie. I know I'll say it wasn't like film, and it was. It was like, say it was like read to it was. It was like I didn't even want to elevate to fiction. It was like die heard three. Yeah. The stakes are so low is just tripping the charissa trying to trip rubber faith, ladies and a hotel. It was like the expendable 's part for. So anyway, so, yeah, so they're all in the lobby, getting ready or not, really getting ready to go out and Katie nationally or there and Giselle goes on Instagram and she's like, oh, Karen is on Instagram live right now. Let's go see what she's saying. And so they go onto Instagram live, and Karen is like South Africa. So to see us great to hear will here. I'm big down there. Hello, Hello Moldova. Good to see you in Moldova. Like. Yeah. Let tried to come out of her business would be telling the business of my business. But then it ended. Well, so I let that one go. Oh, Hello, Guam, big Guam. It's always good to see my Guam heads here. So then Giselle rights were waiting downstairs McCarron answers her. And she says, no, you I'm upset. That'd be one. They may come. Upstairs downstairs battle over Instagram. Then Giselle, of course gets furious about this. And she's like this is how you grieve on Instagram live. It's probably healthier than grieving with you lie. My God laying in bed doing social media. Yes, that is how you take a night off. Yeah. Exactly. She's like, if you didn't want to go out with us, you just say didn't want want to stay in people aren't Instagram. Just as not like she went out to a different club. She has literally in her bathrobe chilling out. And just like put on her phone, there's a big difference between doing that and like going out in New Orleans. Okay. It's not big. She's getting shit faced in New Orleans and just also dead inside love on canvas trying to explain to her. You know, she's going through a grieving process. And I know that maybe she's making you mad, but some of these things you just have to give her a pass letter grieve, which is, but she's petty. It's like she's not gonna let her have this as a pass. You know, she's like I don't tell me how much your perfume costs and then you're talking to someone from South Africa. I'm here for. So then, yes. And now they're gonna go out because once again Robbins late. She's just gonna join them out, so they go to the place called the spotted cat which I went to also and my cousin sheera, said that she would meet there at ten o'clock, and I got there, and I was there for like an hour, and she never showed up. So cousins, sheera, I am calling you out because I had to stand in that club for an hour alone. And that was before I had better command over my personal issues. And so I was feeling very awkward about that. Okay. Okay. Everyone. Now, everyone knows my story about this bottom Gat and my cousin Shiro fascinating. And it's actually a lot better than this. Still won't let it go just doing shots. And montiel. Pammy team on my husband and canvas goes, I promise pinky swear in the tells us, she's like do you want to be a mom or a drinker? That's also like how you get into her secret club. You know, that's probably I feel like you wanna be a mom, you want to be drinker. All right. You're in. It's a special Facebook question to let you to the group. Yeah. So I think actually, this is an important thing because when they have their fight later on and Ashley's talking like I'm allowed to drink. I'm allowed to drink. Like if you're but then, then why are you making such a big deal when you're taking be shots? Danton. Michael, I told Michael, I wasn't gonna drink. Anna. So like I actually understand the frustration because you send out all you keep saying all these things, and then you and then you renege on them, I refuse to be on campus aside about anything. K fucker. Okay. I, I think that's totally perfectly fine argument. Also, then we go back to the hotel, just come up to my room mutt. And they do and they're talking about one of the vases. Looks like an urn. Learn Kern current your current earn so Robbins like we haven't drunk this much since ashes ankles birthday party, I'm like bitch. That was last week. Do you remember? Like it was months ago, he got them getting house every week on this show, actually, I know I actually thought Robin was bringing it up to bring up the Michael penis thing, but she didn't. So then canvas is toast for shots is bitches get money and ever lame length does. Like what he's feeling Instagram memes for your toes. Learn booing her as actually goes out to test to the edges. Yes. And then there's, like, so now, they're like throwing beads around and Katie is like showing her tits for the beads and she's like I've had three kids, and I breastfed mar porches. And then can't just like oh, are we not talking about me? Okay. Hey guys, look, here's a photo of me and Chris, the day after our wedding like. Rose, all really care, we all care, and then just like after you consummated and some of brings up that Karen said, on the bus that canister told her that after they do it, smells like burnt rubber. And like why are you wearing condoms? In Kansas, is like because I'm fertile she gets. Everyone's fertile at your age. Sorry. Ashley sorry. He's like, oh, absolutely. Did you check Michael sperm, by the way? And then someone I think it was sell right? Candice doesn't believe after trying to get yourself really fast? Yeah, just just throws Candice head under the bus care to fight with them. That's all I've got this season. Alright, so let's make young girls or in their paycheck. Yeah. Exactly. So ashes like you don't believe I'm trying to get pregnant, and Kansas is like, well who doesn't like who doesn't like who like you like who doesn't? I'm not even gonna try to understand why can't said. But basically, she's like, I think. She goes, this is what I'll say. I think you're not sure and then actually says here projecting evening, a little Dorothy on me right now. And she's like, maybe I would but I mean you say you're gonna stop drinking. And if you're really trying. Would you be drinking? And then Katie is leaning back on the couch so bores she just shrugs and rolls her eyes and starts texting. Notice that that's Larrea, which is exactly what I did during the scene. It is like I wish my kids, a second ago, and that was fun. Now you guys are talking about this harder for older guys that old to get you pregnant, because they have to have a little walkers in their DNA. Okay. Come on sperm. You have a hot chef at Oz. Just go get a sperm and let's get this done. Yeah. You need to go to a doctor that's gonna say it's not a spin. This is a spin. Dundee. No. So then Monique the Mona is like crazy. She's like, I don't seem crackheads praying in, like, come on. Are you kidding me? At this point, Candice is now like in a hole. Right. Because what she should have said was, you have said, multiple times that you are not drinking because you want to get pregnant, and you're doing whatever you can you wearing tight socks you're going to yoga, you're, you know, like eating palm fronds for breakfast, because you heard it will help. So why are you drinking? That's what she should have said. But instead candice's like, well, you know, like drinking causes a residual effect. She's like, do you know this Candace? Did you study any of this? I'm joking because we know you can't read do you have an MD behind your name, Candace goes, I don't have an MD, but I have an honorary MD 'cause my mom's a doctor my dad and my, my grandfather, etc. God shut up Cam. I played doctor Mario when I was a kid. So I think I know a little bit about Balu pills and red pills, and how they should be lined up. From a family of doctors doesn't make you a doctor. It just makes you someone with the big house that you don't have to pay for. So go back to doing that. He's like, yeah I'm outta here. The sucks, you suck, so she leaves, and then actually turns you know, see turns it on campus and she had. I, I lost a trial how you talked to someone like that. Giles Candice is like, if I wanted to have a baby, I wouldn't drink it all and every time I'm with you. You're drinking Nashes I can't being judgmental. And again, this is like, well, you always have something to say about everyone which is true because Ashley is like the Queen of just like weighing in with an opinion, especially considering that a lot of opinions had to do with drinking last season. You know. Well, that girl did crash into a tree on the way this is on the way to smaller tree. So this is actually what she said. She goes ASI, you always have something to say, in general about everybody, generally. You have very general comments say about people. Okay. And I'm just not down for generalist. Okay. And then they start going at each other to intelligible links with can't even write down. Each other. Yeah. Pretty much. It's like ashes like so you're the math piece for everyone like my mouth speaks on whatever it speaks on like how bad it speaks for itself. Because woman is see maybe your eyes should see themselves is our sniffing all the bullshit was like that was a perfect segue to move onto the knows. I don't know why you said your eyes are sniffing the bullshit on how is work. Yeah. Just like a doctor Candice, and my elbows on my elbows are leaning on a table of bullshit to oh, really? And my pinky is in a glove, and there's a little bit of bullshit in that part of the glove where my pinky is my cheekbones are running a marathon of bullshit. It's not how cheekbones were Candice doctor MD, then, of course, it ends with canvas being like well in the back of my mind, I'm holding onto this little salacious piece of information about what her husband likes doing to other male body parts, but I don't want this to turn into crucify the Darby stay. So I'll just keep saying it behind her back on TV where she can't defend herself. But that's just let it go for an entire sees that, but that's also ashes tactic ashes. Like I been fighting to have a family and the fact that you were that you consideration for me all, which I'm like, that's probably true. But at the same time, like was ideal only one who picked up on vibe that actually feels super guilty for the fact that she was drinking. And she was saying that she wasn't going to drink. And she keeps on drinking. So she's projecting it onto Candice right now. I mean that's what I picked up on. Well, I picked up on Karen, being upstairs going. That forgot. To Cape Town Jaber good night. Everyone. Brings us to the end of the real. Housewives. Potomac. Times we so like first and foremost, everyone now that the episodes over go and buy tickets walkie because we wanna see there on Friday night. Okay. Then get some March tickets, other shows, too, okay? But also, we'll be back tomorrow to talk below deck med and summer house, and we'll be doing some habits on demand. And it's just gonna be a great old time. Everybody talked to lay that.

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RHOP: Grope Burn

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I'm not demoted to friend of in honor of Vicky Gumbleton and season one Camille for those inept bitchy Camille Inside View K yeah just march dot Com to get those or just go to watch crafts dot com or guys guess what you can also get patriotic because that is where we have our own this episodes and we have crap on demand our video episodes that we do twice a week this week we're going to DO POLITIC MED Andrea real housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion a union part one. I show up. I not show up Camille get trampled by raging hyenas. Who so that's that by the so welcome? Oh sorry I was GonNa say you know when you say the demoted to friend of in honor of Vicky Gun Vilson I feel like we should like change the branding on that and say like in honor of Katie Ross or an honor of pretty much anyone Vicky Gun Vilson the season five Porsche for one season are so crap in honor of the bloody piggy in honor of Brooks rooks cancer. What makes me say fake cancer scandal what about Gina Keough? She's a friend of and she was the voted down there. Can we how about an honor of Jeana Keough and her many phases and our asshole sons the original robin voice but you know what the beauty of the shirt is you can you can choose who you want to be inspired by to devote yourself to friend of yeah for Vicki. I should just make whether it's says can chop chop anyway. There's all that good stuff so let's go on to our recap of the day which is real house has Potomac wow this sir I feel like Ramona tripping on the first step at a reunion this show Potomac well. This show has been on fire. I mean speaking of Baltimore and crabs. Wow these ladies. I think the blast like I four five episodes. It's like Potomac is finally in the pocket. It was pretty good. It was a little iffy may be it is blazing hot right now. Yes sure is good enough to get arrested and go to jail for eleven years uh-huh Potomac yeah this show has gotten as messy as we need it to be yeah for sure for sure although it bothers me that Ashley is going through a period of personal growth where she's like now now not not being messy anymore allegedly because she's you know like on a journey to have a baby. I'm like no Ashley. We still want you can have your baby but still be bessie okay. That girl is not going on a journey of personal growth. She's going on the same journey. A roly poly goes on you know she's been poked and now she's just in a ball rolling around protecting herself okay. This is not grow. This is total total self <hes> self preservation you know and who can blame her. I mean listen. You need to need to preserve yourself. Everybody moisturised. She's not a roly-poly journey. I just really liked that you get poked and then you you curl up into a ball girl yeah yeah exactly so roly-poly the Rondo panel so so speaking of roly-poly Giselle and Robin opened up the episode by going to a kitchen store where they are sort of looking at cabinets and everything because they're both doing flips and Giselle like yes I am making House Bryant and I carry the Iron Throne and even the music was like for we don't think so yeah some music is like Robin's new neighborhood looks like game of Thrones Jones after the bad. I'm not gonNA say whether it is because I know that some of you aren't GonNa Watch for ten years. Okay yeah exactly meanwhile brand is sitting there. It'd be like I don't think so <hes> just staring at them from the corner of the kitchen shop optus. Who is that kid in a wheelchair Volka? Why does he keep following us from each model kitchen to the next one? I don't like the red cabinets pigeon staring at US taking over from the deep red. I am the three eyed cabinet. <hes> speaking of three. I'd Cabinets Giselle is looking at leather cabinets. Please please stop with your red leather. Capital K. and robins like suit these folks you can do it up will and then dissolve talking about her flip. <hes> which is that she wants to like. I guess got the place Etcetera and then add a second floor and the contractor said six months <hes> good luck with that when you're adding a whole second floor I don't think so well. I'm going through this process on a smaller house in Baltimore City. I don't think she has any idea how much this stuff odds up at work and make people work okay yes seriously but just very confident he goes. I have the funds every was pumping. I have the confidence thank you Dr. Ken and what I need is a real house. That is really mind. The I._R._S. is not going to take if you put the pizza on the front step. I will take the Pizza Uh so they start gossiping of course these are really about just like what imagining founder pump watching this thinking. Oh you'll house was nine hundred thousand dollars three of my kitchen's uh-huh oh good luck finding Nicolay and originally the kitchen that's why with pink accents and your store Maestro so they start Gossiping About Katie and Robins like William it up with Katie. She's in flooding over for a hoedown and then we get a clip of Katie and one of the most horrid wakes it's ever been featured on Bravo. It was amazing. It was like you know what it reminded me of the reminded me of like went in when an actress going for an Oscar so she wears no makeup in the role and like a working class hairstyle because she's like a union organizer or something like that. It's like Shirley's Sharon works at the like Pencil plant and is like hates the wages leader revolution as called something like erased and it's for your consideration and she's GonNa look very plain in it to show she serious yeah I think she looks like my neighborhood after gay pride weekend because a bunch of drag Queens let's get in fights or something because every time after gay pride I walked down the block and there's like bad wigs on the ground or hairpieces you know just or like a random high heel Katie although she's also wearing glasses. Says without lenses right now Haiti's very confusing and I just you know drugs are crazy thing allegedly <hes> because it's like they make you think you're blind but not enough to get real glasses. I don't understand what's going on but not into it Katie. She's on a personal journey. She's been to the vortex which is an actual place on her farm and this is what happens after the vortex you start selling your hair like Nancy mckeon on facts of life. It's a bad joe wig it is it is a bad joey but that in its own way it's the best joe wake so province go to her world at the farm. We're GONNA play some cornhole. Listen to crosby stills Nash. That was the funniest thing that robin ever said pulling our crosby stills Nash and then Giselle Joe's last because it's just not a concept you would think whatever enter this show crosby stills Nash so sounds like what the first order of Business Ashley do need some furniture no har friend Ashley now the first order of business or friend living spaces doc. I keep my nieces kept going uncle. You WanNa go to living spaces saying that's not a store is called faith thank you. That's the appropriate thing I've I've actually never been to relieving. Apparently it's very nice to my family's currently obsessed with because they asked to go there every day while I was in Texas but the point is the FORTEX K. living spaces fortex yeah so it just sounds like listen robin. All I said was just apologize. I 's okay and you're like no no. I heard what I heard. What I said? Yeah Robin's like well. I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to be apologizing for. I mean like you're the one who brought all this up like her. Big thing was that I brought it up and said I've talked to are bias bought back on the side but you're the one who brought it up and just like no. You're not going to bring Giselle into Pinas Gate unlike you have mightily inserted yourself and there's video footage to prove it. Yes Giselle but typical typical Giselle right okay okay okay. Okay okay first of all I was not there. I didn't hear it. I had nothing to do with it. So you're not bringing into. I've enough people mad at me like you did all there's at least Robin Karlsruhe on it. She's like you said that we should you said that she should take me to the side and talk about it okay. You're the one who initiated at the table. Yeah exactly sells like a rich find. Although that is partly my fault so I will be will podcast together at the hoedown which is actually a pretty big advancement for for Giselle that she's so easily swayed to apologize. Partially we'll four percent yes. He said she'll take credit for four percent. Okay so Robinson Kuku we can booth apologize so then we get Kansas at the pit master while Chris is working hard reading a w magazine Yeah this was. It seemed seemed like it was just going to be just a perfunctory scene of like this is what married life is like. We don't have time for each other. It wasn't the fairy tale that I thought it would be but it turns into a full on explosion and I feel like I want to be angry at candidates for just being awful and terrible and spoiled and wretched but at the same time last season I was complaining that we weren't getting enough of that side of her so honestly she is all those things but I have to be happy that that we're getting it because it's making things very enjoyable to watch well. Yeah I mean you can't have the wicked step. Sisters like being nice to Cinderella fairy tale yeah so yeah so candice she shows up at Master and she is like asking about like Johns have more date nights with Chris because she's not getting enough attention from him and he's basically <hes> yeah we get enough. We get enough. I have to point up Kansas drives up in the car that her mom bought talk to the job that Chris Pretending to own at the restaurant. He's pretending to own to fight about them on this paying their rent okay. Let's just get that straight to start off so she's like well any who I was thinking about therapy with my mom she says I always cry anytime. I'm talking. She just talks over meetings like well. I don't want to stop talking to me and she starts talking over him yeah and meanwhile I'm just like buying the rolled up forks and knives the NAPKIN. I'm like how long before she does that and turns into a little blotting outing square like how long before this happens or throws it at somebody like the the least lethal weapons in the world. It's like wow that's a dull knife. You'd better watching buddy. Yeah you know like like a roll up. I mean it's basically like got like a canvas. Carry All kit right. It's got everything she needed. Something to Blatter is with and something to throw and the fork I mean we're still waiting for big fork scene and then it'll be perfect. <hes> so Chris is like you know what I I mean all the stuff that you're telling early me. It's the same stuff but I tell you when you argue with me because like when we're arguing you don't let me talk to do not talk to me right now. This is not the same I don't diminish you in the same way and I was like well yeah but he also doesn't pay your rent yeah and she's like I'm. This is not like you think it's Tuesday and I think it's Wednesday. This is serious stuff. I'm Chris. It's like you literally. Just did it. Because I let you finish your sentence we get a hatchback five seconds ago every watch Canada's interrupt Kris and she's like I will not let you do this. I will not let you from me under the bus that is bullshit and she leaves like folding up a table. She's like Xi. He yanked the tablecloth off. She took one of those paper towel rolls. Someone was like actively wiping their ribs fingers on the paper towel roller she just yanked out of their hands just unfurl the entire thing and folded up into a nice little square origami upper simple ineffective origami so she goes to sit in the car that her mom bought and she's like I asked you not to use that as example and you seem to think it's okay to you and I like it. It's about rough back. Yes she starts doing that and she has this thing that she does. which is that if she speaks slowly and like purposefully that somehow more? It's somehow less childish. She's like I have issue not to use that example and use it and I don't like it. It's respect basis academy bro like a little Chihuahua version of heather dubrow vocal clams yeah so yes right now. She has tissue Hans the <hes> so he's like Babe. There's a middle ground. You don't have to be totally nice and then totally evil okay like you're you're talking calmly at one moment and then you're screaming like crazy okay. Can we just relax air sector is now met without grab square is square. He's like you need to have less emotion okay. When you get emotional you shut down? I was like no when she gets emotional. See Burns down in town. I would prefer she we'd get emotional and sat down personally and she's like a spinning wheel on the computer later she goes. What does that even mean and I swear to God when I was watching this my t._v.? Spontaneously turned off. It was like my T._v.. was like I can't with this bitch. I can't no no no more watching band. Go do something else do see something productive like play Mario Maker yeah play Mario Maker to or something but please you cannot keep watching. This girl blond her eyes. Mike Excuse me Samsung. I have a job to do. She's like this is my right eye on my good so she's like get away from my car. Get out away from by car and he's like no. I'm not going to because we're supposed to work through this and I'm your husband and you're gonNA listen to me. Yes I don't listen to shit seems teams often northeast car yeah and meanwhile she is act when she tells the stories of Dorothy in the face with a purse which I shouldn't laugh at but it's just it's just such a like a slap. It's like it's just such a ruth buzzy kind of moment that you can't help but laugh so like would you tell us that story and she's like she hit me with a purse and then she does all this crazy behavior also like the fact that she's unable to see the parallels between her mom losing her temper and and and also Oh candace losing her own temper is crazy to me but I pointed out she really does act just like her mother her mother I mean she. She narrows her eyes. Yes she even voice our sound like her mom yeah. It's crazy and listen get turning into your mother okay. I'm like a red wig away Bam girl. This is the Grande Dame of Commercial Braids Thompson saquon scared security and so <hes> then we go over to Karen and Roy on motorcycles Ray Ray so sorry yeah. This is like a really dumb seen that's basically Karen goes well. After the Salts Cave I've had to do energy I can head which is probably the first time we've ever heard that frees especially on this show I was in a cave and it was very exciting. They didn't have a LASERDISC player couldn't can send a fax that I needed urgently send but cinemas lovely time let also explains why she looks so good. She's probably just like sleeps insult. You know just like sleeps in the salt cave. I live it's me again gotten and seasoned and ready to rumble security security. Somebody trying to spill water myself gay melted away. It's not right so she shows up wearing like leg. Jag ings things and some Super Stiletto boots. Yes teachers like <hes> this is what we're wearing and she's growing up to the contrary. I wrote dirtbags all the time. I know what a wheelers the I've seen vehicle so yes. I'm ready to do this. How was when they found out what we was? We were eating cheese and I dropped it on the floor and someone said that cheeses rolling which put some some sort of vehicle on that and that's the way it was born. You're welcome well this morning. I was playing with a roly-poly and I was like that looks like a Weirdo looks like part of a motorcycle. I'm GonNa live brought Aronie Poli into solid cave and we had a Pathak said look at me. I'm like a wheel. Don't you want to get on me and I said I would do small said don't worry about me get on a motorcycle just like you're on me and I said you got Roly poly and I left that salt gave and now I'm here living yeah so he's like well those boots I guess are okay as long as you can shift in and she's like Oh. We're GONNA shift today. Chatham yesterday going to shift what we think you're going to do. That's how motorcycles work Erim so. They put it in neutral okay Don Living. The life is happening living so salzgeber postal cave when I got married. Red When I got married to ray he was fifty and I was thirty and now he's seventy and I'm thirty but with the same people we were then so why not have a little fun instructors like so what do we do if we get in trouble. Oh Oh let it go just like just like my career and seventy of my cherished items like my rom appeal to hydrate it. When it's not working I said out of here and the teachers like no we press the brain? ooh Good one all right now. Let's do <hes> so she so i. She's like they've made her. Do some power walks where she's like walking but writing okay oh wow take a beef between my legs living living right now living salt K.. If I'm alive and I'm doing a Palo walk look at me like Shelley Long about movie uh-huh shifts into first gear and goes like five miles an hour and then she gets off she has that was wonderful. It was like being free again. It's like okay we get it. You've been reborn Karen. Okay Yeah. Carries Cairns always good for some one random activity once a season like the time she went like flying. She'll try to become a pilot. Remember that yes so that her daughter could learn something about self defense. I don't know there's always like next year. She's like well Oh today. I decided I wanted to live. I'm going to Afghanistan. I'm GONNA fight as a mercenary other back. Is it called Iraq or alive again well. I was going to be stationed in Iran but I saw them. I don't run from anything so they put me in Kuwait and I said I wait for no on I said what about Turkey has your Turkey here. What about Israel? What I am real no Afghanistan I understand? I Hate Blake Pakistan. You've got a pack your bags so then we go over to monique in a baby store where she's meeting Ashley. She's the fact that she's on this journey to become a mother makes me WANNA share my journey with her. Our friendship may have hope I'll turn out like you can be terrible to each other as long as you can reproduce exactly and ashes like salary I I lost my voice performing Gay Pride Yeah Sing that one tracks one song track can really do nothing compared to the amount of people who lost their hearing. You don't have to give props to monique because she's on a pregnancy journey that I thought would be way more insufferable than it is. I was like Oh God. She is going. That'd be the worst because she's doing some things that are like a link annoying but they're not annoying me. It's weird like when I when I compare it to like you know the season of Meghan King Edmonds who by the way has some real life challenge right now so I'm not making fun of that but when she was on Orange County like take that was insufferable absolutely awful to watch that you know and move because she was the first time or you know by the time you have your. Is this her third child her yeah by the time you have your third. It's like yeah. Just take it. Just get it out of me. I Yeah I generally do not like watching pregnancy on Bravo. I I tended to Bravo for either like older women. Who've been there done that moving forward and just WanNa get drunk right now or I want younger vapid people? You know I don't know if I want. I don't know if I'M GONNA do it for sixty year olds pretending that they can't get pregnant like Ramona have another baby pregnancy scare. I woke up feeling sick doc. I'm sure he wanted to you know but sometimes things have passed Ramon. I would be very into a Ramona continue continue era when I was fifteen so I you know what I'm going to have a quincy. Nara right. I mean Sonia was in Latino. What was that magazine? Latina Latino. I think wasn't college something like Latino. There was a word in there but it's not essential Rachel soon. You read all so Rita Yeah. She's Spanish okay. We're okay anyway so Ashton Robin Our our shopping and <hes> Monique was talking about the big fight at the candidates house money because like say how of all people she didn't expect Robin to be the one to come with all that nonsense about about Michael etc etc etc.. I'm Ashley is so innocent of course she's like well. He came mm-hmm and I can rabid dog and why would robin use that time because you know I mean sure it is Giselle instigated it you know we know that she's Shit Star but I'm robin could have said No. I'm going to attack tomorrow not today. The difference the point is is that she did it at all. I don't think that it's a big deal. That Michael said I'm going to suck his dad who cares if Michael says I took his stick all of that Gossamer to suck his Dick who cares you all are making big out too big a deal out of this yeah yeah well the thing is this for all this talk about honesty and I'm an honest person. No one's really saying what I said as I say it's literally every week but like no one is really saying what is really bothering them. which is in the case of the candice? Listen you made me sit and listen to you. Talk about all the homeopathic Shit you're doing and how you're not drinking to get pregnant and then you're getting drunk so that's I'm calling bull shit on that and for everyone else it's kind of like you know like like we don't care if Michael Sucks Dick but stop acting like he doesn't want to suck. They're just like be cool like people just don't like what if someone's bullshitting them and no one's really quite seeing sort of they are doesn't matter. I don't mind money has a good point. She's like how are you mad at Robin. She's it's not the brain she's Pinky. Editors put a picture of Robin With Pink Hair so then Monique's like well. I didn't appreciate the way that candace acted at that dinner. You know or Robin because they were dead set on you guys having an issue Ansi said well. That's why I'm not GonNa just be nice about it because I know everybody was talking Shit about me and then it goes into the Ashley being the big victim here. You know I agree with everybody else. It's your turn okay. Just take it yeah and then she was like well. You know you know like you know alike. Unlike a situation like robin she just put more gas is you don't even have to it was her choice but the gas on the situation like Ashley you have you have pulled up a has truck and uncorked uncorked and just like pour that gas over every situation for the past three years so you know it goes right. Companies doing is putting gas on the situation because if she just said Oh my God if he said that he was totally kidding you guys you think he's going to announce to a room full of people that he he's sucking. Someone's decker here exactly give me a break you know she's putting gasoline on it by making such a big deal so monique psych well look we've all had explosions in the script last year was me with that damn umbrella okay <hes> <hes> but I've never felt uncomfortable in someone else's Oh yeah and ask you. It's like yeah but you had an umbrella. She had a knife. A knife is an and umbrellas an umbrella. The umbrella was probably more dangerous than that butter knife and ashes like you know she could grab the fork or spoon but she grabbed on nigh so she's already playing that card and it's like well. It wasn't about an eye on on nine well. It was a novelty plastic knife that came with a toy set. Eh does it matter and knife is a knife. I know we shouldn't we shouldn't say that butter knives aren't harmful. I mean we cover southern. Charm Greg's walls look at interesting look at his permanently damaged pinky exactly weekly then we go over two days later days like inception music law I love I love the juxtaposition of inception music nick which is normally reserved for things like Sirius or like Batman or something like that as long as rob eating food. Is this really my fruit or organizers dreaming right now both Moore's upside down Lee Recap who died and I forgot to heal from Juno here. I know doing a flip but I didn't expect this house to be twisting around like this. Hey this is why the house has never finished. It keeps turning upside down more. Why my skiing now hi I'm Nibiru <music> notice that that ambulance has been driving that bridge for at least the past twenty five minutes? I can't even spell backwards in my head. I was trying to spell robin backwards NIB or that's the mental oh you're really going through the entire. Christopher Nolan was so broad out insomnia. Oh Gosh you're I am. I just landed on the beaches. You're in World War. Two okay. You're doing <music>. Blah just got back from the DOJ. Oh learn how to be a crimefighting superhero while eat this fruit so now we know why. This is all hitting T._M._Z. Right now or we're figuring out that this is the vacant cast ever. I think that they're all getting this news weather on camera because the producers to have cameras on them the that they released all this news these producers are some Shady Shady sadie smart housewives producer yeah exactly so you're just sitting there eating like some like cut up watermelon and then who did we see Wendy Williams talking about this Michael Scandal because Michael Group to cameraman's but and he's now been charged <unk> criminally charged with sexual assaults at U._C. Wendy go. This seems like a marriage of convenience. I mean how much you WanNa bet that. Ash does something about her husband. How you're doing it by irony of watching Wendy Williams going on on somebody's house yes rich very rich so then <hes> monique and candidates are talking on facetime and they're both getting some kind of beauty things done in separate places and Monique's like my phone has been blowing up you? It's like don't don't don't candidates like love again and you know he's got like a glorious Watson Towel on her head. Totally loving this yeah exactly it was and then we see like twenty four style collage on the screen and we see Karen <hes> getting ready to be interviewed. There's like a slate in front of her eyes. Bulging like oh I've been living was on a motorcycle and an assaults cave and talking to road police and I'm alive and nothing could derail my feeling right now. Quote Quick Word Creek. We're I wish that was karen's ringer because it should be Erin. Gets these mess. That's what my mom's ringer wakes us all crazy wondering what that was. Oh you've never heard that iphone right here. In the most noxious iphone ringer in the Ottawa of iphone rinker okay so Karen's phone rings and she starts reading it and her hairdresser just stops right behind her like oh he has a face like oh as he reads it behind her two cats at <hes> yeah because I was actually distracting because I was listening to bring her because it had like this lilting chime to it that for some reason made me feel like I was in F._A._O.. Schwarz onto that big clock going welcome to welcome to wells toys for everyone welcome to living again so season her diary room cracking up and then candice's with her gay Clifford Yeah Pink Fedora and we keep getting timestamps on the T._v.. Four twenty two four twenty nine P._M.. Candice in our candidate Luther Katie and yes candidate delivered and then we go to Katie and Ashley in a party city yeah yeah and then and then we get to relive what we saw two months ago of Robin eating the watermelon Oh River Rauma did that thirty seconds to go in the show. Let's show it again and so then Katie's like well. I'm just going to have a country sore at my farm ain't GONNA call it. How down no I'M GONNA call it? A country suare pound down because Robbins coming Yeah Okay Apple Colorado down then it comes back to Robert again then we see Karen and she reads it. Oh how no stirring uh-huh allegedly Michael grabbed a cameraman's but that's not so then Mohican candy or face timing and money girl. My phone has been blowing up like it's my husband. It's been that did that and what's crazy. This supposedly happened at the Rainbow Party. I was like well stopped sending the man mixed signals if Chris grab someone's but they would have one less cheek. I mean he's Oh oh you like. Hey someone just squeeze all the juice out of my but it'd be a cameraman lost his but Rainbow Party so yeah so the rainbow the Rainbow Party and then Robbins reading it and you get a loving years for grabbing a book Ooh so then we get a close up at the Rainbow Party of Michael Kissing Ashley and then looking directly into the cameras and it pauses says on his face Jerry sliver like when he sells like burst subpoena skate and now this poor Michael he can't catch a break or a penis apparently so Bob Moon necas just like she tells candice you know I'm just basically going to be like supportive. Sisterly the Ashley's Tom Yada Yada Yada and can't like well. That's very sisterly of you to encourage someone who dragged you with an inch of your life last year. Oh Gosh I know canvas is like Karma Karma. I told you so oh honey. You know you better hope Karma's not real yeah. How about like you don't like relish in someone may be going to jail for eleven years over groping about? I mean not saying not doing that. Eh like it's one thing to be like car because Ashley Lahser House but like I don't know I feel losing a husband to jail for eleven years. Sometimes I don't know it's funny because then I'll watch New Jersey on bank shut up sent him to jail. So I'm a hypocrite. I don't care well. I looked this case up because I was you know I need a spoiler. Somebody's on what actually happened and so yeah he was sued and he could have gone to jail so the cameraman is saying he was assaulted and his supervisors would back him up but then the district attorney called the supervisors and they never called him back and so this case was dropped to lack of evidence nobody would stand up. Nobody witnessed. Nobody was stand up for this cameraman mm-hmm so who knows but the case is dropped. Oh okay that makes it more boring that till the end well I mean she's essentially says it anyway so there's that all kind of you'd expect her to say something like that but so now it's really fishy because this stuff happened but now it's bringing being brought up on camera when it happened a long time ago yes Ashley so mad so <hes> they're checking out and they're just talking about how say how much she has sex with Michael because she's like ovulating soon and Katie is like well. I mean you have to have sex then right. She goes above guess what we have sex after gay pride I mean I don't know why he was just so excited about gay pride crazy like he just came home with such the Boehner Yeah so then Giselle calls ashes the guy. I'm just checking in on you see how you're doing. She's like I'm fine. I'm released as fine as I could be shopping and party city with Katie and a strange wig why she's like well. You know a little thing popped Mr Michael just want to make sure you're okay and she's like what popped up and she's smiling and trying to figure out like how to emotionally navigate the knowing that she's on camera you know so. It's like a little it's like Dr Really WanNa cry with us in prayer on my head should I take off my Academy Awards Party <hes> monocle right now or yeah so she's like well. We had a pre preliminary case that got thrown out so you know about this and say yes and then she tells us to be completely candid. When I got the notice I had a breakdown? I have apprehension about this because it's not my case but it's traveling. It is very very traveling yeah and then she starts saying that it suspicious that the cameraman is coming out with all this shit right after Robin candidates are putting their rumors so but you know it's I don't know. I don't know if there's a huge conspiracy there. I think it's just like this just happens. Come out a lot with Michael we have we have footage of Michael grabbing but in the first season okay yeah so then <hes> Monica's with her kids in canvas comes over and the kids love campus every everything's happy they're just such good friends. It's just such good. It's so good to be a good France. You want a banana got. Its could having a sister God. We are just like sisters God. It's good to be good friends and now let's go put together a bassinet que they go upstairs. The master bedroom and you know basically candice sits on a little on a little bench and plucks grapes and crew two days is off a tray like a little princess while moaning on the floor putting together some sort of strange. You know Hammock Hamic yeah so many well did everything calmed down. I hit all my butter knives so so then she won't let it go so I calm down a lot. I was really angry for a few days and say well you went from zero to outer space. Okay you're up there with Venus and I don't mean Venus Williams and she's like <hes> well for her to knowingly take something that I I shared with the group and use it against me how good she. She's like <hes> yeah but for you to get that mad I mean come on like your husband couldn't even calm you down and regardless of how another person acts. I'M NOT GONNA act that way because that's that's. That's Karma on me I was like can we cut to the umbrella footage right now. Please yeah and she's like what you're giving off is not. I'm a grown woman. I'm in control and can I disagree and money because like well. What eyewitness was a temper Tantrum? I'm in a bunch of women who didn't have enough respect for you and you could control them in your own home and Kansas just Kansas does not wanna hear denies everything and by the way when she says that like you know she took something that I've shared with the group and used it against me like you're the one who's like like going out there and being like your husband wants to suck Dick so that's like. I think that's a lot worse. 'cause that's more even though it's you know there is some truth to it. It feels like but it's still at the end of the day. It's still rumor rumer compared to us saying everyone will my mom. My Mom bought me this my mommy that my mom pays for this. My Mom pays for that and people like you know like you and you actually brought some factual things into the group and they're just using it against you as opposed to you bring bring slander. I don't know what I'm really trying to argue right now. No you argued it. I I've I've said it a million times I watch law and order a lot so I know the law and you introduce this into evidence and out can be argued. Sorry against anything you say or do will be used to get just remember going on a house. I've show is like the Miranda rights okay. They should be read that before they go on anything you say or you have the right to remain well. You don't you have the right to remain silent but you shouldn't and anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of Housewives candice tells US I've had a few Kuku moments but I don't like feeling a judge by a woman who's had some hood behavior herself and she gets that narrow. I thing like she's starting to get mean just like her mom does and then we and she starts doing this thing like well. Just because I talk about my mother doesn't mean that you guys should be able to talk about it like there have been enough context clues to know that nobody should talk about my mother and but you talk about her all the time she is my matter and she goes yeah but that's not fair because if you say you're mad that your mother's acting a certain way I mean you so are you. You're acting the way that you say your Mama's acting and she's like you know what it is to fresh too. I just I've had this argument with Chris Okay. So do you see what's going on. Get it when everyone else is the problem ellipse eighties so money 'cause like I just don't you should probably just shouldn't bring it up and she's like well unless <unk>. I've bring it up. Don't bring it up. She Goes No. You shouldn't bring it up. She goes but that's what I'm saying because we didn't have that warning before us so yeah so monique is like coming for. She's not backing down at all. Dow candidates are her guts yeah exactly likely and money gets probably thinking this stupid woman I mean she has been proudly off about this for so long. I've actually built a bassinet in the time that she's been talking about this situation. She could have put that energy into helping me with this Goddamn Baby Hammock yeah exactly I'm sure that was that was done. That candace probably crawled right into it. <hes> thank you for making this for me mother. You're paying for this right. Thanks <hes> so monique says just what everyone else was saying. She's like she needs to be careful because Karma okay and we all know who's a clear sign of that happening <hes> so we go over to the fall yeah some for the hoedown run Katie's farm which is eighteen acres and she is Katie. Who's there also with her right now with her? I don't I don't write down Robin Robin right so Katie's like showing robin everything and she's like. Do you want to go the tax. Six that's where engine I got engaged by the way I would never want to get engaged anywhere called the vortex. Never that's not good and Robin thicke still fly seeing movies <hes> tuning upside done. It's very important that we have to get information from a Rian side three dreams so they're getting set up and then carrying a moniker driving together and Karen's like well. This is the woods this is this the stig's underway into the woods we go we go. I know those lyrics 'cause I was in Broadway for a day <hes> and Giselle and Asir in their own car and she's just texting with a little smile on her face while refusing using to speak to Giselle because she knows what she's GonNa. Do you know yeah so. It sounds like wow what I'm really looking forward to this day on the farm. Yeah she's like well. You Know Robyn actually kind of made Giselle L. see some things that Giselle actually did so just issue an apology then she goes. I'm sorry I didn't mean it was just like a very kid like apology and so Ashley is like well well. Well you know details. Start the pot but no robin has the choice decided. She wanted to take this balloon that I usually have but I didn't have it the sound so she chose to take it. I'm like you know this is not a winning argument for you Ashley so then Katie <hes> Basically Katie and Rob Reiner Gossiping and Robbins is succumbing. She's yeah I think she's coming with Michael. <hes> I will be nine hundred penises sucked that Michael is not coming games like more importantly touch the walls. It's nice right. It's nice is this real is this a real wall can't tell why is there a bat cave under here boom like well. I'm not going to try to feature Michael's issues today the carrying today Karen Gazette issued a three. We will not be featuring you drink. Michael is our headliner instead. We're going to feature living what you can do at a motorcycle and salt salt caves where you can think about things so money is like well God. I remember that cameraman I. I was wondering what happened to him. I mean how bad is it that a man gropes your butt and then you have to tell your supervisor. It was a very nice man very nice man. I I remember the way he used to play the piano and we used to serve drinks all around him. Oh Eight. I'm confusing him for that gentleman on. It's a living me I'm surely Ralph and Julian reboot same cast. They just add Karen Hugo to it. It's a living again <music> so karen consent is everything is at Red Holo on Michael can grab your book and looking look at you longingly. Thank you consent for grabbing a but yeah it Michael so then we go back to the farm and we go back to the other car and just sells like clearly this is your discretion and if you choose not to talk about it it's fine you know provin will chewing gum Mike Yeah and she's and she's basically saying that she and Michael are stronger than ever. So you know that's cool. I was like well. That's nice because I wanted to punch my husband in the face and all his stuff came out in the papers and actually goes well. Maybe he deserved it. Just feels like yeah well. There's that and but you know going through it publicly and she's like <hes> for sure <hes> text text text yeah exactly so meanwhile over at the ranch ranch candice arrives and we meet Katie's neighbor Annabel. This poor homely woman has no idea what she's walked into. She's she thinks it's just going to be some pleasant. Things you can bring some cupcakes to and maybe Bandanna for all the lead easy now for Hoedown oh down spirits but she's in over her head yeah so then Ashley's truck starts slowly creeping in while they talk about it. Robins like Hookah D. No C. as she was there and she said like a <music> are Katie was there and she said actually played it really cool and she just brushed it off and it's been a big week on Bravo for Ashley's arriving menacingly in S._U._v.'s in wooded areas. Yes Ashley Athletes Drive extra slowly if your name is Ashley and there are some shit going on you will probably arrive very slowly in an S._U._v. in a rural area see. I'm sorry I interrupted you just to make that observation. It just felt like very very salient and just needed to get it out there now. She's just coming in and robins like woes drunken powdered with Michael. Everybody's getting themselves all worked up over this AMMO Nick Psych well. The fact that it's a battered makes that case taffer. That's going to be a tough case so Ashley comes in and everyone's Huggy huggy and robins like really I mean this is hard pretending it didn't happen. Okay I mean I pray that well. I mean I pray that it works out but I pray that it's a lesson learned Wa. Oh Oh God she's upside down. She's upside down and still trying to make showdown a thing yes so they come in and Robbins. Vada ashes just going to pretend that nothing happened. which is nothing like Robin pretending that everything's great in hot tubs with one yeah? That's what they all get each other because everyone is a reflection of everyone else's problems. Everyone's just faking it yeah so we meet all we don't meet. We met her in the first season but Katy's moms they are Katie's boyfriend Jacob. Who have we met Jacob before? I don't think we have I don't think so because at first I was like why is she dating Tamra Barney son hapless crossing go no mom goes up to Giselle and she's like congratulations on your makeup line. I tried it didn't work for me yeah. I guess I guess you should rename it almost every hugh beauty well. It's a burn because she's like it didn't work for me. It's to light and sounds like oh well. Thanks so then yeah we meet the boyfriend and and everybody's pretending everything's okay so robin polls <hes> Ashley over and she's like first of all him story which you're going through second of all af gay pride for you third of all I have no intentions of hurting you fourth volume story. That's how you felt l.. Fifth of all just got burned can just concentrate on that six of all. Did you knew that Paris is actually like has no sky. It's just a reflection of Paris seventh of all. Did you know the things Afghantistan is a blanket. The seventh of all Karen won't even go to Armenia because he thinks it's a place Ville of mean people so she's like well. No I understand and more while you're so touchy about it because of what was happening behind the scenes yeah so they they actually bury the hatchet pretty successfully and and then we have like like hoedown time so we have a montage this nice call back to our original show Ronnie House down and as they're all doing all this stuff and at one point he starts talking about the vortex again and the cameras cut to the vortex and it just says Katie's happy place it was just like some trees <unk> her toes. She's like to a simpler time and place a time of Bucolic beauty of friendship of love that says Peace Love Sisterhood Love Peace. Have you felt the walls. Jesus blurts tax for like <hes> I mean I know vortex is a now but I don't really think it's like a state of mind. Just sells like listen this. Oh Damn has some hose actually going down after they play the game aims with stolen line because monique's like some hoes are actually going to go down steal it Zell yeah so now they're all eating catches my favorite part of any show because you know we're both on diets and I was like Oh my God yeah yeah I know me too. I was looking at everything. I've been going nuts. I was hanging out with my friend Jenny. Yesterday we're playing board games and she brought all this `Paki and I was like I want the Bucky. I want the `Paki so anyway candice of course she's Aw candice I feel like is always sitting on a chair. That's a little taller when everyone sitting in chair. She's on a stool. It may not be only be the scene but I feel very surely knows yeah. He's very on the news with with her power plays. You know I'm higher right and everybody yeah so she's like I wanna take a moment to apologize to the table and everyone who was present at dinner for my ridiculous outburst at that dinner it was inappropriate and I don't WanNa make other people feel uncomfortable in the home. That's totally minded. Not being paid more or by anybody and you guys can't talk about that. So I was like <hes> I think the apology needs to go to that side of the table like pointing to Ashley and candidates like that's a conversation that needs to happen separately but as a told hold by you to ask he doesn't WanNa speak to me ever again so I guess maybe we'll have a conversation. I've ever worked that roller tissues. I am getting ready to blot well. Yes I did say that and Karen says Giselle Deane Messy is a train that always arrives arrives on time and is me. No I no longer take the train paraglider because I'm living. Maybe I'll rollerblade mm-hmm. I'm taking the sealer express just kidding. I'm taking up cloud that throws spiky things. No you're now in Super Mario Brothers so Kansas is like well. We don't have to talk about this today. Because I understand the timing of your husband grabbing boughton probably going to jail for a decade but we should have a conversation yeah and now she's like well. I just wanted to address the Michael News because it's the elephant in the room. There is no room you guys are outside and she and she's trying to talk about this. The case very seriously but the thing is that there's like country music playing in the background like at the hoedown that the Bravo producers did not turn off so she's like she's like well well. You know as a very tough thing and it's something that I obviously can't talk about in the background earn air around our country roads Mitral kind of beer and a girl in the front seat here in true rainy Lou raining <hes> one dare you bring Tom Jones into this Eddie Rabbit Rabbit <hes> most of my most of my country music foundation comes from playing grand theft Auto San Andreas where there was a country station in the car and I love all those songs so robins like you can't say anything and actually I encourage you to wait for the truth. This is the girl that's guilty of being messy and nasty in the past and then we get a messy Ashley Clip which is gold her saying that one is cheating then monique had four Martinis before she started driving then Cairns. Mr Blue Eyes Ed carrying you're the one who said raping dried up and my marriage and my marriage is institution. She's not hero we deserve but she's the one we need. Why are so think she deserved it? Repu- have some third you shouldn't hurt other people's faces why so serious so cairns like well. I just want to say that I hope this turns out. Okay mic home and just like please Karen now you were high fiving Robin Kansas House as another all trying to start fights with Jack. Giselle is still trying to get Ashington headache Karen for like this alleged duplicity or whatever that Karen display which I don't think it was that bad and ashes life. You know what Karen Remember that you have a lot of skeletons in your closet. Oh No I have a fax machine and three tubes but no skeletons as far as I can tell you rival the catacombs only in high school that's over now and I'm an adult it just because I happen to go belonging on the weekends. Occasionally doesn't mean I have catacombs as now they start blaming each other. It's like well I own that you should be. You should have slapped Giselle because you told her to come back was the one who told old you to come back home. It's like listen if a person asked someone else to leave their home she should just go and ask you why you don't drop Obama being expect me to go and then they'll just start going at each other yeah and I just love Karen's attempt to turn it around Giselle Al I was like oh well just was the one who started eating a little bit before all of us and that was rather rude about manners and money goes listen everyone's wrong Kansas should have never invited her in the first place actually shouldn't have come to sell shouldn't have been invited her back when she got kicked out. Robin brought up the whole peanut thing in the first place Katie Yeah. I don't even know where Katie's here. I just want to eat just eat and kitty goes okay. Why don't we all just apologize everything candice? You apologize for throwing knives lives around in Kansas. Do not make people apologize for things like well look. I just wanted us to come over here and have a nice time. It's like well this we are on your land which I get and I wanna be friends and be honest okay. We need respect about this group. I've watched you comment. People Wet Dag is and she's like well. You said I wasn't trying to have a baby. Don't try and change as the and this is like a moments after candice. It just says that she hates like people who pretend to be honest because I have no vendetta against you Ashley. I want you to have a baby if that's what you want but I'm not going to ignore sign that looks like b s I witnessed what what I witness and just like well when you say your marriage situation is phony. That's a judgment and Kansas is like but that's my yeah and candice is I think this is like no everyone at this table is had judgment and speaking of judgement then cut to Katie's godmother and that Annabelle the neighbor like just standing by offense far away. It'd be like Oh my God what is happening in your good lords. Shy turn down the music now canvasses yelling at everyone now. She's like you've all had opinions and you're not gonNA martyr me yeah and so and Mo necas is now. She's like you know I I just I can't help but notice that like everything you keep going to ask you about is about pregnancy and fertility she sort of getting the fact that like issues that candidates insecurities that Kansas clearly having and candidates like I'm not going after I'm stating my opinion in a way that sounds like I'm going after her yeah you do it over and over and like everyone I have talked to brought it up and we have both at our opinions and I've done talking you have cracks. Don't even like Ashley. You didn't want her in your house and then this is where she gets really Dorothy when she starts getting really mean with everybody yes. I'm doing what everyone else says. Group does which actually I believe her on that because everyone is talking about ship behind everyone's talking about shit but the thing is they can just does it like inelegantly has really messy about us so she gets called out about it. She's yelling at everyone and that Katie's like well. Here's the fake bitches and ask grabbing and they're like do we laugh at that right. It's right in front of Ashe's face so then <hes> <hes> well no righty then this wasn't very I'm gonNA head to the Vortex. I'm assuming that's a salts cave of massage. You Doing Ashley. I'm always thank you for asking is their attitude attitude today. Ashley uh now she's like well. I heard you were talking to when I was there like you know like like you know at at Kansas House. When I was there with you like Nice my face and then as soon as out the door you go in and giving robin like high fives and then and Karen's like oh well? That's what you do to everybody and this is just like turns like an invisible jury because I own it I own it. I'm like who you talking to Karen. She goes I own it. I had a wonderful moment and I deserved it. Let let let the record show that I had to exhibit. I had a fabulous time. I was living. Yes the tree stump Karen so then Ashley starts trying to turn it to physical violence. She's like why are your hands on my faith. Why are your hands in my paycheck? Shut up Ashley. Get some couth about yourself yeah all of a sudden you can't talk. Everybody's supposed to bow down on not supposed to talk about come as a bitch like oh we only because the I._R._S. has things to say about that so last season clink clink glady clank the bar of soap you WanNa might you might want to help your husband. I love when Karen quotes Kim de that's great so so Karen by the way by the way I did have a moment of enjoyment I a moment of enjoyment living living living ashes facts straight and we went from hoedown this how is going down which you know enough of that and you know the other thing is that you know when Karen said clarity the Bob Soap you might want to help your husband. I was like Damn Karen but then we see a flashback back to Ashley last season with the I._R._S.. Of Ashley said the same thing too about rashes like you better watch without that that that's open prison basically about ready so it was actually a callback and they're both married to much older men and those men probably probably do ask for help. I'll drop the soap again. Could you come in here my lower back killing me. They'd probably do so so now Karen Kantar talking talking over in the corner and candice is like well. I feel like people who are supposed to be my friends are finding an opening to other people which is revealed way of talking about Monique and money being nice to Ashley yes and the bottom line is anyone will but if I wanted to would be within my ride the cutter I'm afraid to go to a place where they encourage cutting so then monique walks up and she's like. I don't think that you're hearing what we're trying to say. Okay for you to call me a hypocrite hypocrite. I'm really irritated with that cab is I'm just being real with you. I don't like you're sticking up for someone I can't receive being chastised or told by someone and you're literally doing the same thing she did. Last year and you can see Tony gets outcry. This is there to be standing between the two of you all very enjoyable moment. Let the record show Hello Ladies and gentlemen of the jury Annabella Godmother let the record show in the quarter the vortex a moment that I own uh-huh human case on only you flesh and blood. I'm made a little bit of battle money. Starts crying and Kansas is like Oh go away. Service turns away from the money starts yelling instead and I've done nothing about right for you and she's like oh just walk away from me. She goes. I will drag you pregnant and all Oh really you're going to drag me to drag like me dragged me. Mony mony goes. That's why you're over there by yourself because you still don't get it and candice goes. I'm over here by myself because you walked away. I'm like yeah that's the point you sent her away. You push her away. Don't you under the Karen trying to hold Modique Back M._O.. Karen get off of me. I'm going to throw this bottle at her. It's GonNa be so fun of all life could use an enjoyable moment. I just finished one and I'm ready for one. They call this cornhole so let me and then of course yeah at this point the tissue Canada's now has a tissue in perfect square shape ready ready to Balat. She's like Oh yeah. You're gonNA throw something in my head. I ain't gonNA blot my ears Giselle and Karen talking now and she sounds like she's just immature like well. Why leave her alone? When she's down? I get it who's being ganged up like me like me. I own that I own that everyone squirrels over there. Do you see own it so so then Mo Nicos backup to candace what she's like. I'm really sorry I should you. That's not right. It's not just you know I've just been a really good friends. You breaks my heart and Kansas he'd get away from go away the background D._C.. Production is like Oh shit. We're still shooting. They're all running the cameraman the producers down guys like running to get out of the shot because like fuck they're still fighting. We thought rapt I know it never ends and candace crying alone in the corner so Karen comes over and hugs her and she gets slow down girl. How cool it now jose cruel now so canvas at sunset candice's all alone with the sun shining down on going down and she's like I'm fighting with my mom? I'm fighting with my husband and now I'm fighting with my friends. I don't want this kind of energy around me on better than this so I have to figure out how to turn this all around with everybody. Hey how about stopping a bitch about that. I'm switching to spoons. We will only be serving our dinners with sports from now on like well. There's hoedown didn't work out as well Robbins like like on the ground. You're telling me I think we're upside down right now ball and that was that Savannah pump productions.

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Oh, good. I'm looking at my note. The the first thing we see on the latest episode of shahs of sunset is a full on close up of Mike driving and licking his lips. It was like. Intense. Yeah. I put Mike sticking tongue out in car. Yeah. Like these are things. This is not how you open a show. It's not you pull us in. We don't need a close up of Mike going like little. Close up, you know, looking at his coke notes in the mirror to drive his car and about to properly kill pedestrians in that thing. Nothing is huge. This cannot be said enough people with these giant cars cut your crap. You're probably the same people who marched in the streets for me to get rid of my straws. Yeah. Was I. What was I telling you that? I saw a g wagon on giant giant wheels. The other day, I telling you that the they have like new eels. Yes. Not big enough. You know, what people you're not? You're not you're okay. You're not tamra Barney flipping things over in Glamis dunes. Okay. You're driving down Martell avenue. Okay. So just relax. Good luck. Finding parking and trader Joe's. Yeah. Hey, thanks for taking up three spots because you know, like on parking perfectly with those cars takes up two spots. But you know, these douche bags do a whole diagonal thing. And it's like three three four on spots. Yep. And then some keys and then. Yeah. And then and then they get mad when a shopping cart accidentally just like rolls into them and gives it like not even a real ding accidentally. I mean avenue times have you seen one of those big cars with tons of shopping carts. Have that's the world. I wanna live in where people just like fuck that car. You know, what I'm not going to advocate violence. Okay. Because then people are going to do that. And then I'm getting blamed for the end. Yeah. But I advocate giving nasty glares towards like mice. It's a formal complaint to us like I had this beautiful car on giant wheels. And now it's like lots of things because people are sending their their carts into them. That was my phone. I apologize. You guys. Didn't get an Email. I did. So anyway. Yeah. So big cars. Stupid people always picking up Raza. And if his if his if his gigantic car doesn't make you think he's fly that and let's just listen to them talk K as it's like what? And then Mike what up what up what up lit up? Like, oh, God UT again. You're you're both twenty-five rolling around sunset your God giant car. Okay. I am sue St. Luke have street. I am bits be like I lost forty pounds. But I gained a hundred and thirty tons of new car to sit in. But up. Let's listen to an MFA. Okay. So this is this is where the sicko I am. So they go up to see Mike's duplex or apartment building. Or whatever the hell it is that he's bought this property shy. Yes. I looked at the dry cleaning sign them. I had and then looked it up on Google maps. Because as I think I knew there because I did I live in little mini. Okay. Yeah. A where everybody talks like Ramona. Yeah. Want some yellow rice would you list? Would you like some pita bread? Okay. Did you like kaffa combat swore? He so I looked it up. And I was like, wow. This just makes people wanna live at Mike's place even more because it's like one star on on case. It's like the worst dry cleaner ever. And. Yeah, it doesn't look like a very fun block. But there is a church across the street isn't Bill which would where is it? When I looked at it. I thought maybe it was echo park because he was saying that he could see Sunset Boulevard didn't even occur to me. That was it might be actually in little Armenia. Yeah. It's on Santa Monica and Kenmore. Okay. So and even in the Google earth picture there were refrigerators outside the property. God, really? Yeah. I mean is it has it ever been more obvious than like as a slum Lord like blatant slum Lord? Like her ethic. So he's talking about like, so he has a duplex there. And he has the pro the next property over which is what we saw which is the real dump. And basically he wants to expand his duplex into that property and make it. So I don't know he has some awful idea. That's never didn't come to fruition. And that's where residents like make his lots of great ideas. But usually the plan by me and executed by me, and I put a little airmiss through blanket on and look at really good. They look really getting the end Raza is saying stop with everything in his being. I mean, Mike tells us this is gonna feed my children. My children's children one day. My grandchildren was like, how do you think you're going to get already in your late forties? Fool go. Go have your bait or I'm assuming. Okay, I'm just I'm just reading the rings on your face. I don't know. How old you are three? You know like and he's like they're gonna put this on the mantle as wet though the apartment residents. Yeah. Residents like stuff. Don't do it and residents wearing bright red suits like a stop sign and to octagon in. I can't me saying stop any more loudly than he is. I know I love I do the way the the way that Mike speaks with pride about like expanding his duplex as if he's like building like bowel morale or whatever it's called Queen Elizabeth lives. Like, you're not building down, Abby. Okay. This is not a legacy. Duplex. You are planning at the best. Even if you tear everything down and put up a very nice beautiful brand new modern building. This is not going to be a legacy building. That's for generations upon generations. Like, oh, remember grandpa, Mike when he put up this building that had in unit washer dryers, like why do you? Why do we have to live here? Just because you're grandma built it. Right. And you know, he's a slum Lord retainer. He's gonna walk around with that is like eighty he's gonna have all sorts of stupid innovations in his in his apartment, like annoying things. Like instead of like a trash chute. It's going to be like a conveyor that you put your trash bag on the conveyor belt and just like rules through the hallway until it gets to the trash bag downstairs, and you just put your bags out on like until it breaks until your trash conveyor belt breaks, and then there's just trash in the hallway, and you don't come to clean it up. I like that. You're so mad at Mike for his imaginary things. Also, you're giving back a lot of credit for building. Because that sounds like a great invention. Like, wow, not taking out the trash. But it would never work it would never properly work. And he he just wrote it on top of Morgan, and we built a machine that takes out the trash. It's called a Morgan. So then and then they show like he's at this like shitty. Like, I I don't know if you he was saying this is a joke, but I kind of feel like he was saying it for real this shitty property with this decrepit old, my chicken wire. And he's like when I rent this place. I say security and get it entrance. You're the problem on Craigslist. Mike manner. You're white Craigslist is never become Craig's book. Okay, sir. I like that movie. Well, I still do that maybe Queen oversight which Becky. Yeah, we're building this like the the biggest house in America. But never gets completed. They were talking to her for a long time on Bravo. Like she show up on watch. What happens live, and I kept wanting her to be on Bravo show. But it looks like they're going to have the house of sweat instead. And you know, what I'm here for it. Yeah. Except the difference is you don't get to see the fireworks from DisneyWorld. You just get to see fire. From a trash can across the street. Drycleaners starting things on fire. Yeah. Exactly. So resin is just like, hey, make says this says this now sell it said that the power of Chris compose you and neither of us even Christian. The duplex is like the the the the second floor of the duplex is like spinning around and then puking. Burge? It's the Linda Blair of buildings. So next up. We have MTA and Tommy MJ's style today is just bathrobe it every scene. She's a different style of like night robe. Every seen. This one's like a silk tie robe. She's got tons of them in this show. Yeah. So there at the lawyer to talk over the prenuptial MJ's like I end the season be Anthony of prenuptial agreements, which doesn't really make sense to me. Like, I don't understand how those two concepts go together. Like is she like the silver? She's like the dollar coin that like got replaced by package that we like, I don't get it. She was the women's right activists. But also known as the silver dollar. She on the dollar. I think I think it was the dollar, right? Because it doesn't Kennedy on the fifty cent coin which like where those these days. Well, I'm looking her up right now she was. Give it a role in the women's suffrage mood. Right. Yes. Honestly like she's gonna make Tommy suffer. But Susan B. Anthony was born into a Quaker family which cracks me up because this scene starts with Tommy walking through like L excited by chasing off any. If she's the Susan b Anthony pre-nuptial agreements, what does that make Tommy? Just a guy with sweaty ass cheat. Pat Buchanan of I guess, I don't even know what that means. Just sounded fun. I don't either I was about to Google Calvin Coolidge, pre-nuptial cz. It's like I'm rewriting the law in California to favor women. So she. She's not going to be hid winked, and she does an impersonation of her mom's like do. I look like I just came from the village behind the town. But I'll be false for it. He signs whatever she gives him. Yeah. Hennessy said, yes, she tells him like if you ever run away with the secretary, I'm gonna cut your dick off. And I'm like, you're so sweet thinking Tommy's ever going to have a secretary, exactly. That's what I was thinking to task rabbit at best and inspect your man. I'm is like women of the world asked for anything. You think is fair. And if you are women anything ask for is fair, and guess what? If he wants to give it to you just go ahead and sign it. I was like I was like as much as I make some of 'em. I sort of think that's kind of cool actually my. Yeah. Actually, what she says kind of resonates with me on not even a woman. She sounds good to me always ever pre pre-nup. Yeah. So then we go to destiny who is up to her usual hijinks this time. It's boasting about the glory of Persian ice cream. She's like who doesn't love ice cream on top of that Persian cream. All my coffee. Love our flavors. Exotic like saffron rosewater and cucumber rosewater rosewater. I'm like, okay. Yes. She's very into her saffron. She says saffron lot flow saffron from with star. Shia. Dell. So persian. Remember when I stepped over that fire that would not have worked well house holding the ice cream because ice cream. It's cold. Fires hot. I've personality speaking of high. Here's my mom. Her nickname is Tiki which I never really knew before. I I don't know if it's just because I'm always taking notes while this is playing or if this was the first time that we found out they call Tammy Tiki. Oh, I didn't. I didn't know that the Tiki. You know, it's funny because Raza's dog is tiny. So there should be Tiki and tiny. They have a little show together. You'll be like tiny. He -tuni- tuned. It'll be resolved the Oscars from. You so Tiki comes over to the ice cream place. And she's like what happened to thirty one flavor. I just want chocolate. Why do you always gets me on him to show? Like, I get it at school. It's different. But like, honestly, chocolate fudge, brownie who needs more who needs more host I blow for a pin them and Ramsey spurts. How how many times to get on my knees in front of man enduro to get a little almond praline? Okay. Really? It's like jeeze. You gotta you. Gotta take your mom to bend in Harry over there. I like that. We've just turned Tammy into a total slut forget is. Well, I'm out we have to add something to destiny Jesus Christ. He's talking about ice cream again. This is Larry pollen to let me tell you something funding. Your father Rubio rocky road, if you know what I'm saying get good ice cream. Into triumph. So definitely has put are making me hot like a tin roof Sunday. You know, what this stop talking about your father? I have a shell around me. A magic show that keeps me. Clump slept Cussing. You will always be my little chocolate peanut butter Cup Sunday. Speaking of which shall we go to Baskin Robbins or. So she's like destiny, she's all happy am ice cream. Shop like mom. I have to do this. And then she starts crying to ask like file for my. A you almost inhales a bag have you know, what thank God to that. Fly for trying to shut. What I really like you. But please do something in your life. Jinja think we're interesting. I mean, like, I I actually think the investigation is interesting, but all the crying around the investigation is like not interesting like she's literally doing nothing but waiting for Mony to send her like what's at message saying, hey, found someone in Orange County. You know, like we need more than that. And so like like, you can put as many extensions in your hair as you want. It's still is not going to substitute for an interesting story line. Yeah. By the way, if modique gets run down in a crosswalk by the end of this season. You know, it's Tiki who did it. She is not having any of this Tikki is getting so annoyed because that's like, well, they found Monique found someone like might be an uncle might be my uncle, and I think he might be an Orange County and Tiki is like. Your uncle lives in Iran has wife and children. There is not in Irvine. She's like, no, but you may have moved. No, he's in Iran. I need you. Will you come with me? Come. I really really do to be there. You know, because if I were to get married God willing, you'd be on this harm it. He'd be on that arm Armand. It'd be like so cool. The mom's like, yeah. Fund, raising you alone. So that would be great great. Let's just give you a bad credit. Yeah. Right in everything. Yeah. Exactly. And then you know acting. She's just trying to show throw her mom offer game because she makes her sit outside at the ice cream store in little well, maybe there in Venice. I actually don't seem there in Westwood. I don't know where it was. He I have no idea where they are. But must have so LA where wherever you are in LA. There's always this person. Yes, I made around behind you a satin jogging suit like a satin floral jogging suit try to look directly in the camera and reason to go back and forth in front of the camera. Yeah. That guy was so obvious with his stupid tracks. Like, you know, what, sir? I know you're trying to get on camera, but you're only getting onto shahs of sunset so aim higher. Aim this show is tacky enough, sir. Go inside and get your goddamn saffron is get your Safran ice cream. Now. My is my Persian ice cream up. A place of choice is Masha Malone's and LA brea, which is delicious. And if any crap listeners come to LA. Masha balloons and so's. No, it's it's there. But you know, the the funny thing is I never get the Persian flavors. Not because I'm racist. I've tried them in there. Cool, but honestly, their chocolate fudge brownie is just unparalleled it is so good just go there. Get the chocolate fudge, brownie. I love that ice cream. I know this is my favorite well one of them. I don't have a favorite time brownies. Your favorite. I'm not gonna do. This is a no just chocolate fridge Brown. I like, I don't know the difference between they also have really good cookies and cream. Here's the thing. Like saffron ice cream is lovely and so is rose water ice cream and orange blossom ice cream, and I get it. They're lovely. But like how do you compete with cookies and cream bitch? Hell. Oh, I don't like that. Thank you to argue. But you know, what I really like mitt cookie from. I find that delicious because I like mitt Chit. Yes. And Ben and Jerry's has that version. And I mean, it is just delightful to liked our friend case his favorites ice cream is like mid ship it he also loves cookies and cream. And I I wonder if he realizes that there is a he always says his ideal would be like a mint cookies and cream mint chip cookies and cream situation. And I I feel like I have to tell him because that's that's a great revelation. You're going to make him, but very happy case case on the case case. A bitch news to take a commercial break. Tiger commercials. Whoa. Kraft macaroni and cheese now office kit approved balance meals in the frozen oil. Whoa. That's crazy. When it comes to getting your kids eat to complete well balanced meal. Sometimes it's a big challenge. A big challenge yet yet? You know, what's the matter? What's going on new Kraft, MAC and cheese meals are made with delicious chicken or meat balls and veggies fruit? So kids will happily develop the entire plate for change. I mean, how about that? Like, what's the matter? What's going on and perfectly portion Delic the best way to be the challenge. Okay. What's gonna love Kraft, macaroni and cheese? I've always loved Kraft macaroni and cheese. I've loved it since I was a kid. I love it. As a big kid. Who is now an adult who is still mentally a big kid. I eat it either by it. I love it. 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It's so heavy almost like the chip on my shoulder for leaving me when I was a baby with that cheated on everyone I've ever dated some national television because of you. Yeah. Yeah. Because she comes in. She's pneumonias mom, and and she comes in and she's all excited. She's like I lost thirty pound. Look, I'm losing weight at lick what the wonderful night nothing could go wrong now. And he's like, well, it's actually funny because it turns out that the way you and dad raised me on have has caused scores that have left lifetime, which is why can't have a functional marriage. And that's why I got rid of Erica because I tried to kiss another girl and wait to see the other girl, and she's like that was very stupid of you. Yeah. It was G G O that was bad. If any stupid of you. Yeah. I'm not really into this whole I'm gonna blame my Ducey behavior on my parents now their story is dramatic going to say that it wasn't. But come on, dude. I mean, you don't have to be raised by the best friend. It's like when people say if you don't go to church. How do you have any morals heady? No, not to murder people. I it's pretty obvious that you shouldn't murder me. Okay. Do you wanna get murdered? No, do you wanna get cheated on national television? I don't I mean, I don't think I actually I'm gonna push back a little bit on this one. How our hurt out? What pushback and speaking for Mona we didn't even mention that Ramon Mary or back together apparently. Oh, wow. So anyway, but yeah, that's all that. So, but here's the thing. Like, this divorce was like fucked up divorce because the parents, according to Nema, the parents told the kids like you get to choose which parent you wanna live with. So Mona who is two years old hugged. The moms the mom took Monan. And then Nima he's like. Neem is like well clearly at four years old. I was upset about my help distraught. My father. So I went and hugged him which I feel like at four years old, you don't register that stuff. So that's how the parents decided which child should be with which which is like so fucked up and like ridiculous. I actually believe that there really was some sort of like mental scarring emotional scarring as result of that doesn't mean you cheat. But Nima technically technically, he didn't he just said he wanted to kiss GD, but he didn't just humiliated this girl on national television. And I guess he got on any show. You know, what though good for her because she was like by and she didn't come crawling back or anything, which I think is good. But I think that all in all as far as shahs of sunset people. Go Nievas like he's doing pretty well, he actually seems like he's smart. He's he's educated. He has a nice style. So he has some like personal issues, whatever. But like, I don't think it's I think he I don't think he's really he's like a nerd try. To hang out with the cool kids and like doing dumb shit because there is. I think I would have more of an issue if he were a total disaster if he was like a Mike, and he was blaming all his shit on his parents. I think he's more like pretty functional and like highly functional as a person he just has issues in relationships that he's now realized there's a correlation between the the the life that he grew up in some I actually I'm I'm not going to get too mad at him. I get more mad than so attracted to g g which I don't understand. He's trying to art. Yeah. So the mom cry. It seems like it's not your fault when I'm saying, it's a sister fall came. We'll get over it like your your deck. Okay. So Adam arrives, Adam just kind of flails into awesome kaftans as he does not that. No, no, no, no. We're at where residents threat, they're Newhouse an atom. How does he does like sort of like sachet his weird like atoms? Ashtray that he does, you know, like the hands go left, and right, but the buck goes left, he does this little thing. Like a wall. Wavy? It's like he's shaking his hand. I don't know. I'm doing it right now. But he can't. Yeah. I'm doing it to wafting off bees. It looks like when he's walking. He's also trying to like just where his balls are in his underwear at the same time. You know, he's like, you know, like, if you're a guy if you're listening, you know, like sometimes if you have a quote, unquote, bat wing situation, or whatever you take like these weird wide like steps to sort of like shake everything out make sure everything's like aligned properly, and I feel like he's like conflict. He's like, okay. Little step there. I can't believe it's a little little titan there right now. You know, I. Yeah. Just always right. Adam flails in. Yeah. Like later on. I wrote the ease like the thanks giving Turkey that the president fits out on thanksgiving. Like save a Turkey. It's like they're just putting it down. It's like flailing out of there. Yeah. He does. He does like enter at like, I do feel like he has a slight lack of awareness about his body much. Like, I do in terms of like like space and speed like he will sort of like enter through a door slightly faster than you would expect. You know, like you sort of expect them to like knock over display in a grocery store by accident. Yeah. He's. Yeah. Those pyramids made out of cancer. Definitely not safe. When those nearly interested any grocery store the atom shops when it comes to like Super Bowl time like Adam has to stay away when they set those like arches of diet cokes. It's like keep Adam out of the supermarket. He's like, oh, I'm just gonna go in and get some groceries. So he's like Honey look at the house residents like only ten weeks more. And then we're going to have to wins. Right. Yeah. Because he has where we with our budget and resolute what you mean. He residents like our budget. Don't you mean my budget, and he's like, yeah, we're married. So like, what's yours is mine? What's mine is yours? It's like well. When will you be cutting more checks for our budget than? Yeah. Resume still this place. Like, I don't know what he's getting this impression that I want to share things. Sure. My life raise babies together, you probably shouldn't have gotten buried, dude. I know it's weird. Because normally I would be on Adam side like really like once you're married like it really should be like it's all going to the same place. What does it matter if it's your money or or Adams money, but for some reason, I keep finding myself siding with Raza on this? Which is so weird. Yeah. I don't I don't pick sides on things like this. I just kind of bitch about them. I think I think the well, that's that's perfectly healthy. I think the reason why maybe I like take resin side little bit is because it's feels like Adam it's constantly nagging. At least that's how he's edited which is hilarious. He's probably not like that in real life. But like he's constantly editors like shown as nagging about BB's about this. He drops the emerald whatever. And so you sort of feel like, you know, what Adam? You know what? Like how about you start? Like, why don't you rise up to like stop nagging him onto you contribute to which? I'm sure he'd like works in post production on like the Walking Dead or something. So like he'd probably horror story. I'll tell you this. Okay. I'm gonna tell you if we're married, and you spend five hundred grand not tell me when you shut like that. Sorry, you're gonna be fucking dead. Okay. I know. Walking dead. Not you personally, knowing you're right. You're Mr. Karam out there, don't you're right. Which is why it's weird that I'm taking res- aside. I'm just like basically falling for the editing 'cause I know like I'm in a relationship, and I feel very much like I don't feel like, oh, I spent this much now he has to spend that much. You know, I I am like happy. If I if I need to like, if it's a situation where I can like if if like, let's say he's been out of work for like, three months. You know, if it was situation like that. And I had to pay more for something. I don't even think twice about I don't even care. And I think most people in relationships are like that they're like happy to help their partner when they're partnered like is not not health Aparna. But like happy like take on more of that. Because you, you know, like that's the nice part of being by being relationship where? Yeah. I don't know that raises even that worried about that. Because he married someone poorer than him like he was already on TV and had a successful business. So I think he's just trying to not pay piece. Yeah. Exactly. That's all it is. Adam knows that. Okay. Like when you're man tells you straight up. No, no, no, no, no. Even though he's he is kind of telling him. He's always like later leader leader leader dater, but skiffs skater. Okay. Guys. Can I take your order share at like chicken wings, and I made I guess you can't get that. Right. When is it time? Versus like, I've told you once the contractor says there's numerous payments to be made on this house, then the conduct will go on the market and from the money from that we get from sending the condo. I am going to invest it in an fleet of of tube company. And then we'll see how much money religion that. And then we'll consider going into waste management. And then we might get some baby shoes from Mike. Wimbledon. If to start cheating on you and eat the stem cells to make my face, look younger, it will consider having a baby to take the stem cells from its spinal cord can check into my face anymore questions. I have told Mike that I want them to come over with his true code baby shoes and put one on each of his fingers and walk around the house and see how I get used to the sound of the defeat in the house. And if I like it after three weeks, then we'll consider it. Oh, so then Adams like, okay, Honey, while the money thing, we'll just figure out and he's like, no bigger it up under any. I'm not going to talk about this. By the way, he peppers in a little little stuff about like own predisposes verse Smith, and they get divers in the fruit of commitment, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You just don't have the baby. You know, look as someone who's blamed everything on my parents, my entire adult life. I kind of approved that there's a whole cast on Bravo during it. Yes. Like every single person here, blaming, sir. Parents for something, you know, and part of me just like that's part of that's part of the privilege of growing up in our day and age like nothing is our fault is all our mother's mother. But the other part is like your old get over it. Stop letting your parents. So now Adam goes into office boutique, and I wrote down ADEMA strutting into us. So he clearly has a gate that we are picking up on. Adam fails to us. He wa-. I mean, he walks in like he's in the middle of he's in that big business montage when Sadie goes down Fifth Avenue. It was like dent dent and didn't. You know? Putting on different shoes and trying to impress the the salesman in the window. It's like Pretty Woman if Pretty Woman just wanted shapeless, you know, Roby looking thing. It's like if if MRs Roper was every person in the army, and we went to war with Bermuda. Except I feel like atoms version of like big mistake. Huge would be him coming back into the batik and saying I'm back, and you're busy never never mind by. Yeah. Never mind. You wanna have the baby with me? Take huge. Oh, wait. There's no one around me. It. So he's looking glasses. And he's like you can never go with rainbows on a gay person. Was like, oh, you actually specifically can like it's actually that. You just waited a wrong. Yeah. It's it's. Yeah. And you got. Yeah. Exactly. And then we get to see ASA. Okay. I don't care what anybody says, I miss also. Street art in burqas. I was I was so happy to see her. And when you say, I don't care what anyone says like the funny thing is that you you were the one who add the two of us. I think it was more anti-us I liked. I mean, I know you'd like to you also flesh she was a raging asshole. But I really liked the balance that also brought and without her there. It's just feels like the show is just it's oddly thin now, you know, not like in terms of contents. I'm sure we all knew that as eating and every single scene. I'm sure we all picked up on that. Says she's like, you know, life is crazy. I'm still close with those in the group. I was close with like at at. I mean kind of resin texting game like sometimes she sends me clown face a knife emojis, Mike never checks in. So that faded out MJ. I don't want her near me anywhere near me or my family ever. Okay. Sure in Latham, my just had them like a take his giant car and roll over my front stoop just to make sure that thirty thousand dollars worth of gold. That's down there. It gets really cemented in. So this is kind of an awkward seem just because I think it's awesome and her store where she sells blankets that NAR. Seven hundred dollars. Yeah. Little blankets at a little tiny mere things on them yet. They're like they looked like not very warming blankets. So basically, it's like a catch up time and atoms like cell house and light what's it like mama June and she's like bib bib. It's like a different kind of bid left, babe. There's like literally, babe. Like when I say babe like it's like my saying babe my saying, maybe like I dunno like Bip Bip spoken yet. Yeah. He said babe, babe. Yeah. Epoch. So now Adam starts talking about the baby situation with Raza Ossis. Like, maybe he doesn't even want kids. Have you listened to a word? He said, I don't know. I'm like, no. He doesn't want kids. He does not want to child. It's so obvious. You think for innovation is hard? No babies. That's hard babies. A pinnacle of your life like baby changed everything. It's like oh God. I'm actually glad why the time she got to like her baby talk. I was like, okay. I'm glad you're at least taking some time off from the show because this would be insufferable if it was awesome baby time. Yes. Everything you're like, oh, my God babe with believe what it's like, it's so different having a baby. It's like you have like a person to take care of. It was like, oh, congratulations. You're the first parent who's ever observed that so? Then Adams like I'm sorry. I can't look at you. I keep staring at that blanket up there. Just like, oh, you want it. I mean, I I mean, I mean, I'll take it. I mean, it's like seven hundred dollars. But it's like a gift it's a gift for me like housewarming. I I couldn't I couldn't possibly I'll take three of them. Please. Thank you. I'll take fifty thousand of those. I I couldn't possibly I couldn't. Okay. I'll take some more. Can I trade these resumes house renovation that can have a baby, you know, they kept that in there, solely to reinforce the notion that Adam is cheap. Right. When he probably isn't. He's gonna keep you warm with baby. So here's a blanket. Here's a thin Lincoln made a felt when they felt that I studied some broken glass into. So be careful don't actually touch with your hands. Oh, yeah. So she her advice is like he probably doesn't wanna baby it's not fair for you to make him either. So she's she gives them the Blake. And then she's like here. Take this little tiny teacup and a coke spoon for Rasa picking. I'm thinking. Now, we go to MJ visiting her fertility doctor for like the twenty thousand time in the history of Shah's sunset, and he said it and by the way, I'm convinced that his her doctor is a train belief face. Does that he's like I was looking at your file, and it's been four years since you've been coming. Oh my God. She could have gone to college. I know seriously that baby that baby could have been a president. You know, there's a full presidential term of baby time so MJ maybe it will be one day someday residents. We'll see. We'll see you never know. So. Yeah. So basically, they were able to fertilize an embryo embryo. And like when the times ready, they'll put it inside MJ and everything and get it. Get it going. Yeah. He's like, well, you know, here's where we stand. We made eggs we froze them we fertilize them and even at your age. They did. Well, I mean, we have one embryo now granted is covered in hair. It's wearing the phone, and it was tried to eat through the patriot issues like a buffet. But we're going to go with it. You know, the weird thing about that embryo was that it was telling the other embryos, they were a bastard and Briosa. Sort of weird. It's the first embryo we've ever had to give a back wax too. Which is crazy. So empty tells us she's like, oh my God. I'm so glad I'm doing this with Tommy because he's the first one he showed me that special kind of love, and then they showed clip of them like a clip back to them being above, and they're some hotel, and he sees the bed, and he's like, hey, we could pull up Dan, pork. Yeah. This especially on a love. So now, we have resume resume back at the condo. And he's with mardi AAC eighteen aka MARTINI. The dog and miss mood. The cat. I actually I actually love resonance little animal farm he has going on. And they're like, I'm a big fan of his animals. So these there and. And he's like he got an invitation to go to and Tommy's. He's like, ooh invitation. It's post and an atom like comes through the door. And he just has like this giant box and like the blankets. Unlike an ice cream machine and a food processor like I'm like where did he go? He just comes with so much shit. No kidding. He just robbed all of awesome. Big law office store. Yeah. He's like, I got a litter. Litterbox? Yeah. He's like I got myth net. Letterbox? I saw my therapist today. It was like she gave you an old blanket. What you get this from this like a homeless shelter. It's from Aasa. Ooh, it's lovely. Like, I said he did not seem very happy Adamus over there. Talking to us. He seemed kind of pissed off about it. He's like, listen, baby. You're not ODA baby. Because other has one she yet. Because like, I'm not owning the twin knocking on my door asking for extra, Geno. Yeah. Because Adams going to try to do like, some tough talk. He's like, okay. I'm gonna sit down and stare at you and say guilani kid get. Adam how many like? Win. I don't know five years from now. Yes, I do want a kid. We're talking about a baby goat. Maybe is they will do it in five years Stein. But when are we going to talk about the plan because we voted he took a better plan? When are you going to save residents doing his part of the plan? You remember that it was giving people better healthcare across America from the from the confines of ivine out of like, wait a second. You astle? Batum doesn't he's like, okay. Let's go back to the plant, babe. I'm like, okay. Then what was the plan? We've got great great greets. Yeah. So they may say I do want to say I thought it was fun. When when Raza said like, I'm not going to have a baby because also wants to have a baby like, but I do want to raise our kids with her. I'm like, oh my God. Adam like. It's like it's like ever going to give up. I know. A man I would be going nuts. Honestly, I'd be going so nuts. If I were Raza. Yeah. Well, he he married him. Yeah. So next day. It's an empty is already. I don't know if this is one of those houses in the hills without air conditioning. But I'm very mad about it. Because she's very hot. She sweating all over herself. And that's what they do in the hills because everybody in LA is like you don't need air conditioning. Yes. You fucking do. Okay. Yes. You do you do especially if you're gonna be serving severe, okay and cupcakes you need that shit to be cold? All right, especially if you're dressing like m j I mean, good Lord. She's like, how do I get all these sweat spots. All over me and Tommy's. I had you get asked wet teddy. Yes. So he goes outside the head that you gotta help you go out. She got serious. Boop sweat. You know, what you see on pit sweating. Whoa. Pete's things. But it's like pit stains. But under the boobs, you know, what that's like it's like a boob saying it's like web boobs and I'm like oh like Sherman. Speaking of he's on a motorcycle with GD coming up the hills and she's screaming her head off. Of course, like. He's wearing his leather vast and a tank top. I'm like sure why why are you trying to like make us this like you? Why are you doing that? You're like one of my favorites. Why do you push away is? You know, he's like he's like a person can doll. You know? He's like look at me. I'm on a motorcycle the most expensive guide you can buy and I'm in perfectly ripped jeans casino prowl. I don't know. I don't know. So gee-gee brings some Rosa to the party and res- is like Rosa, Nima likes Rosa. Do you choose out the same resume resume Niba? It's rose. Yeah. She's like, maybe I will. So Nima comes in and he's like Adams like sound Nima. What do you think about bad's going to happen? What teach and give it to me because that lapsed take. I mean, well, she was blowing up my cats after party her tame, you still had a ring line. That's the problem. And it's like I'm telling. He runs up to tease, and he's like, I think bad wedding pad. You have my pay. Yeah. And there's like all this talk about once again the wedding band. And she like she was like not wearing the ring. But now she just wearing the band or something like that. So did use like, you know, what you know, what enough and she throws the band in the pool. And everyone's like, oh my God. There's a band in the PU. I was like, okay, cool. I got hired a band for one of these parties instead of just a girl waving her hands in the air by a speaker. That's not on. Yeah. So it was like a cliffhanger or something like that. But I was like, oh, I don't you know. So so then sherman's like, hey has has Mike been in touch lately with anyone they want heard from Mike, and he was saying everybody, I think that might have been a little techy. Oh, yeah. You're right. A little touchy touchy. I know what happened all tell you Morgan soccer. We all need about you guys were just together Imaz Vegas. So then we get a clip because four mortgage is never gonna get her proper screen time on this show. No now, she's less her heart. I mean, I guess you don't normally film a dryer sheet. But you're gonna say it looks like a hairdryer getting a manicure. She was like getting a Manny petty with MJ, and she's like, so basically, Mike he always is like, I'm in my forties. I'm not going to change. I'm set. I'm in my forties. And Dan like he gets mad. And then he's promises that he's going to change in like, he's not going to change. And it was like pretty impressive. Like, I'm just always shocked when Morgan says something like with like half, a brand, you know. Well, she's still got Tony Robinson her head. Then she grabs MJ's about that was Jessica who went to Tony Robbins excuse you owe, Jessica, I thought it was I am. No mortgage, Tony Robbins. Don't even go to Baskin Robbins. Call back. So my comes finally, and he's got flowers for everybody in Adams like Ralph as you know, what happened last time. Somebody rap wells is somebody got a tack by them, right? Oh, I have a phantom scratch. Like, a phantom limb, you know, keep feels bills the scratch like comes back on a full moon or something. Stupid at him. So flashback of that, which is my favorite because I could just walk that over and over again gee-gee coming running out that door and like running into Adam I'll g g just like how indignant he is about it. Assaulted. So Mike gives roses to everyone. Which is weird. And I was like, okay. What am I do? How did he thought up? What should is? He been saying, you know. So he's like I bring those everyone because I want to show how much I care, you know, like because like with friendships friendships are fragile we love each other. But it's fragile and like you have to like bring out the best in people. And like that's what I'm going to do because I'm basic an them the for ten thousand dollars after this kidding us. Definitely coming for something. And I love that resin Mike eight vita so much. He gives us speech. He turns his back right to Vida and stance right in front of her and the rest of the party. Yeah. And says that is Pam that is so past that he brought us flower these roses are so Pam so Pam, and so they're microbes. So yes, my an Mike flake. But you know, what is a hold on. I got a special gift for you. Okay. Hold on one second. I gotta make sure it came in. We were having some issues at Mexico. So hold on one second. So he goes back out to his car and comes back with like, a little cat and Mike is like crop, Mike someone who's like. I wanted to give you this cat because they I I love you like a brother, and you need a cat as names Woody an uneven for you. So you don't even get the privilege of him your own get what he just like the week that I lose a pussy. I want you to gain one. I know you don't really seems fair. Like. My gut and then like end, it's a Persian cat. You know, and it was like flat face flat. Chase all those cats that face. Oh, and then Adams like that bay. I know so years he was going to tell out. What does that what affordable thing to do to somebody? Well as a cat person. I mean, just a pet something that's like alive of the I know you don't do that. I'm assuming that Raza was talking about getting a new cap, but I do agree. I kind of feel like it should have been up to resume to pick out his own cat. Maybe there's a backstory, maybe they met this cat together or something and Mike got it for him because it is presumptuous. Like, I think only parents can do that to children and be like surprise. Here's an animal. Yeah. So residents like Mike is a meeting. Sometimes he doesn't get to the water alone. But the thing is. He gets he gets through. Eventually. I mean, he. It's more like a puddle get to the puddle. You know, we're like, you know, when this like a big swimming pool. And then like, you're in it and having fun, then you splash, and then the water goes outside the pool, and there's like a little bit of water on the cement by the pool might get to that water. He doesn't realize there's a pool get close to the Water Filter in the pool gets close to it. And then he gets stuck inside of it. Then he's like oh. And then of course, I have to redesign the pool filter. So Mike stops getting. Like will lead Mike to water? But the problem is that lake he goes to the gutter wetter and lake not the best voter not the best. He doesn't like potable water. You can lead a Mike to water, but you can't stop making him drink with. You can lead Mike to water, but you can't stop him from fucking it. Mike. Oh, yeah. Terrain pipe. He's like, yes. So I will say also, by the way, Adam look at the enthusiasm that Raza has for a kitten. And then we'll get the enthusiasm. He has for talking about babies, and that's your answer right there. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. You know, he's like we'll make good look, you'll never talk. You'll never take my money out of. Never. Scene with us that I should have filmed. Blink it said blanket. One's name is like, gee, gee, I'm insanely attracted to you. So you just wanna fuck and get over get it over with this. This is my elevator pitch to you right now. I have a lot of brands, and I understand how brands can blow up, and I want my brand to be my penis. And I want my market to be your vagina. What do you think about that? She's like, you are all talk. Mr. like, you two are both boring. Okay. No one is buying this. Yeah. Exactly. And did you save on? She's like, I want to do whatever I want in the moment. If I wanna fuck you in the moment, I'm gonna make that happen and residents like your medium her by saying these things I'm like, how are how was this conversation? Just happening poolside like right next to Vida. And why isn't anybody got in that ring? Someone get literally ringing the poll, you can tell everyone at this party has a job. I would be in that bowl in two seconds is they're like no net is there. No like pooling net that they can get that bring out with just sitting there. Just jump in there. Yes. So red says like you had a rough time because that violent guy was a mess. You know, use the disaster. And then we get another clip of Shalom just flipping off the camera squad. Do you want? Any he continues. But this guy I mean discuss like, the person point Dexter, and everyone knows to tongue in a little dick and fixing. Well, not if it's a little tongue and a little bit. Yeah. With them. Sure. Who he was slamming that it was just a general. He was just like a catch all for his entire cast here. I'll just insult all of you guys. So that now we go MJ and Vida then head down to the flower district here in Los Angeles to get their flowers for this wedding. Which will happen some point whenever and I it's like some for some reason. It's like hold on rainy. I don't know how and why. But vita has her like coal right because it's like summertime and all of a sudden it's like middle of winter from the shot the scene. Yeah. I'm Jay probably just had it setup says she could wear her might robe with the feather college. Yeah. And and Vida is like doing her marvellous miss a look she's like in like a sequined coat with a little hat in the back. I loved it. And then of course, Vida. She's like always warehouse him like I love that. She's jetting every little thing. And then she just watched her the whole thing going. No, no, oh. Bit to known roles. No, dizzy, no. So so thin the craftsy and blue blue whatever ladies come out, and they're like her make excuse me. Name is Carly cylinder Harley cylinder. Really? I was like I've never met. I've never heard of someone who's last name cylinder. Like, I'm Carly cylinder. And here is my friend, JoAnne rectangle. Do not often on. He's a bad. Oh my God. Tetrahedral win so demanding. Okay. Way to end it. This giving of course, I have nothing to add to chat for heating Tetra. That is it's like a pyramid. It's real housewives of Dallas, Tiffany, he tetrahedral. Yeah. It's like Tiffany Andhra. Now tetrahedral is a square base that it's a three dimensional object twenty like as much like launderers, and it's like a square base. And then like there's a point of the top like pyramid with a square Beth. I think now I'm paranoid. I'm like rumpus rumpus. I was like my eyes crossing us like. Learning. This is hard. Oh, no, etcetera Hadrian is only a triangle. It's all it's just triangles all trying a pyramid made of triangles while they go. Everybody lines something today. You guys we learned at all because it's called the tetrahedral because it has four face as I get it. So let me just walking through this store. Like, I do what I want. I the boss. My mother was the boss with the bus. My mother was the boss. I am like my mom, boss. This this lady. Of course, we want to help you kind of last minute wear blue aunt Patsy and win. Let's do it. And the moms like, no, no, no, no hate, it hate it. Hey. Okay. I have my own opinion. You know, I don't like that. I don't like that. 'cause I can't make you love my flowers. If I don't. Make me love marines means because I don't. I'm. Basically, they and the ladies have learned finally today with Vida considered like, okay? Thank you ladies for coming. Where can I make very pretty arrangement? But thank you for your opinion. Yeah. Exactly. And then the episode draws an end with DIGI of in writing in yet, another car, the least do she of the cars we've seen from Sherwin and they're just like driving to downtown and use like we're like the only city where downtown is not the main attraction and servants like you're really an idiot. Aren't you? She's like come on what other cities like there's always Houston. Just so odd thought Houston downtown had a lot going on now. Well. Days when we were in Houston. Everyone was like you're saying downtown like, yeah. Sorry. Anyway. So we ate it a steak place with the bible verse on a big Linda Irma's Irma's Tex-Mex where I had like four aboard taco which I really enjoyed and some caso look at that Houston downtown. It's back. So DT wakes up and have a Cup or she said I woke up today decided today was the damn getting divorced because I've been working at free day at this business. And this is not going to be that thing that he takes from me that little man not take it from me that was at a strip damn shrimps, not even coach. I mean column what you want. But supposedly that ring is a hundred and something thousand dollars. So. Yeah. Like have some respect G. Yeah. Exactly. This means that she's about to get a check. And she doesn't want to split it. So she's finally motivated to get the divorce and servants like, yeah. But you have to the very least like stop wearing that that giant ring on your on your ring finger like wearing on a different finger. She's like fine and she puts on her index finger and then two seconds later back on her ring finger like I don't think she has to give back the ring at all. I think she should keep it and have fun with it. But like don't wear it on your ring finger though, like you're not engaged and you're not married. So new new thinker new finger new life here. She was married for like, five seconds Nastro. They're all idiots. Well, this was a fun when? When does the season? Finale, do you think there's two episodes left? It sounds like they're moving towards it. Because next week is the night before the wedding. And I I can't imagine the wedding not being the finale. So I imagine 'cause we're we're about like episode eleven so I think it's going to be a thirteen episode season. He maybe some reunion to all I hope. We've got well. Yeah. They'll probably have three for this this one. But they I don't know how they're going to fill that. But hey, they did it with Beverly Hills this year. So you never know. Yeah. But a lot of shows are coming back on real housewives of Leander feel housewives of New Jersey. Yeah. We're about to get over still got a full schedule here. So, and you know, what I watched it. I watched an episode of welcome to Waverley, and I actually really enjoyed it. I watched the final episode last night. I watched all of it. It's boring. Really? I didn't see the I mean, it wasn't terrible. But I was like it's weird because they have kind of boring people going to the country. They're like, oh, my God, the price all these country. People aren't complete horrible monsters. Yeah. Oh, no the episode that I saw the blonde chick got wasted. And was like ridiculous awful. It was like I was like mortified to be liberal. And then and then they also like they castrated a bowl, and they were like throwing around the testicles and like swinging Pat later playing baseball with bolt how schools, and then they fed the testicles to everyone else. Like, whoa. This show is like I was like wincing, I could not watch the screen. It was like like close ups of bull testicles that have been snipped off the bowl. I was like it was like it was a very intense experience. But I actually really really enjoyed it. And I was like it was it was so nice to see a liberal city folk portrayed as a huge huge idiots. But what really boring ones they were very low energy hits. And then the last one the girls like. About how I got that everybody got drunk at that party. So I'm gonna apologize and she goes in there like some I think I hear a salon. She's like, it's me the crazy drunk girl under ladies like, well, you know, I just felt for my friends and stuff who was there. And I was like oh my God. What a mess this girl is. Yeah. Those parties what did she do in the party? Does she telling everybody off she she had already been drinking during the day? And then when they're driving over there. She asked is there are going to be a confederate flag at this place. And they're like, yeah. There will be but the lesbian like loves this woman. She's like, this is my home, girl, or whatever. And she's like well like I can't deal the confederate flag. And then she was like, well, whatever it's our host. And we're gonna be gracious, and whatever and she's like, and like, and like even the black woman was like she was just like, whatever stone speak for me about this. And that's so she started to get into like a tizzy like about the fact that there was a confederate flag. But she was like, okay, fine. So she gets there and she's drunk. And she's just being like an awful drunk like just if someone you just don't want to be around. She's like screaming, I mean, let's get back in cocktail. And it was like kids there and stuff. So finally, she goes outside and she's like gas question she's like wasted. She's like doing that thing when that drunk roles. Do what they like smack your lips like. Can I ask question? So did you vote for Trump was like, okay. And then she just starts like asking like being like really annoying drunk person. Like, it was not a way to like have a conversation where you're trying to bridge the gap between different viewpoints at cetera et cetera. Is she was just basically scolding them being like, okay? So you believe in. Hey, you believe in. Hey, as like a girl, that's not how you do it. Like, you may believe that that's not how you have the conversation. So it was like it was like awkward because she was she was a a messy drunk and then awkward because it's like, oh, you're being you're being an ambassador for us right now in a certain sense. And you're being terrible at it. Oh, lord. Let's go onto the crap. That's mailbag shall we on that. No. Hey, sarah. So the crops mail bag is where we we solicit questions and comments from the audience, you can go to patriot dot com slash watch crap ins, and if you support the crap mail bag level or above you can write a question, and we will answer on the show. So we have a bunch of questions. So I like this one from Michael horn, one of our most avid mail mail bag contributors, Michael Horn's, says hi, friends, please. Describe what you think. Please describe what you think an average day would be like for Ramona's assistant Pomona. Oh my God. Or fa Mona or Pomona? She probably to go try cleaness to coffee shop the back to the dry cleaner to see if stuff is done. Yeah. In the back to the coffee shop ask them why they didn't put enough ice drink back. You know, it's back and forth. And Ramona's didn't do it. Right. Yeah. Hot pomona. This is your boss Ramona singing what now. Back get what did you do you go to the first dry-cleans and get his cleaning? Then go to the second one get why cleaning, and then what do holding up both sets of dry-cleaning his suit dress which supports Ramona blue, which did not still from anyone you hold up both dry cleaning bags and make the bags with each other. So you can see what a real relationship. It's thank you so much Pomona. Hey, Mona cake. Tell me the God honest truth I'm standing right year next to somebody which one is Avery which one is me. Okay. Which why is just got out of college. Which one is me. Bye. Pomona here. I want you to take this role of Kodak Advantix film and get it felt just took three six southeast of mean would have taken more, but you can only take thirty six photos, but took a pin Ramic one and took a square one took a normal size one because I want to take fluffy Kodak camera. Okay. Little is in there. Catherine says can Ronnie please do an impression of his mom watching game of thrones preferably drunk and playing canasta. I should make our watch it when I'm back there. I wonder if it's going to be on mobile back in Texas. So you'd probably be like, oh Jesus. Now, I have to look at some moves. Oh, great. Could you not write anything? Could you not write me thing? That's favorite thing that you get so mad at like boobs on TV or like when people have sex. She's like. Like. Can we get back to somebody getting beheaded? That was good. Yeah. I can do I can impersonation my mom watching game of thrones. I remember like five years ago or six years whenever I came out. I guess probably seven years ago. I remember I was home for like Passover something, and I was in my bedroom. And my parents were watching game of thrones in their room. And it was the the TV was so loud. And it was it was like the season finale of season one. And all I heard was all this noise. As a whole thing with fire, fire, fire, fire fire, all this, noise or music, and then after the fire Suttles like some dragons dragging moment. And so you're. All these noises, and then it's like silent for one second. Mom, just goes. This is a weird show. That's all my mom says one last question, I like this one because it's super meta Daffy. One two seven says what podcast were these questions answered? This wall of them, and none of them. It's right now. And right never. They did them on dump gay politics. Daffy? Unfortunately, we don't know which questions were answer at unsaid on which podcast, but it's always going to be. It's almost always are Friday episodes. So. That's a good place. A look, I guess the Daffy Daffy Daffy has that Debbie actually has two other questions, and she's probably like when are you gonna answer my questions, of course. So of course, I answer the question about one more to answer questions before we actually address our questions. Okay. Daffy? This is just for you. We'll do the first one, and we'll do another one next week or after that, Ronnie, Ben you've been shows to direct a musical the wiz with the cast from real housewives of Atlanta. Sorry, you can't afford candy, which who gets which role the witches tin, man. The lions grow the wiz. Dorothy and TOTO God. I love that. She knows our budget. Yeah. We can't afford candy Burs how now I've only seen the wiz once and I saw the NBC version. I haven't actually seen original one much to my boyfriend's. This may so this may be a little tricky for me. Well, I think that Dorothy should be Cynthia is kind of boring part right now like she just kinda walks around. And you're like, oh my God. Like, the best thing about her her hair and her she's I would make an argument that Dorothy could also become fields because he's just like I just want to go back to car pool. Oh how much longer does? This this road. Go she gets canceled halfway down the road. Maybe she's one of the maybe she's like Glenda, the good witch or something like that. She just sort of like comes in says, something cheerful. And then she's gone. Okay. And then the scarecrow would be afraid pants on that had. None of these keeping. Nothing can make one the wiz. Let's just make him feel the scare only had a car pool. Do. Wait. So it's Kim fields can feel the scarecrow not the good witch. Right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So then the tin man, the heartless one would be. Can you? Fajor would have to I'm gonna make an argument because Kim looks like she's made of synthetic parts at this point like she looks like she may have come from factory. Okay. And she is fairly heartless who accept none of it's made out of ten. It's like rubber. That's true. That's okay. She could be the rubber band. She could. She could just be one of those like deadly poppy plants or something. And at the end, they finally give her a heart. But there's nowhere for it to fit like her chest cavities are already full. She takes heart surgically enhanced. But yeah, she injects the heart with like cement or rubber cement. I'm going to say the line would be Niimi. It's all like growls and like screens. But then the minute you talk back to it. It's like, yeah. A victim. Yeah. And then the wiz is that like Peter like like acting like he's like, so amazing. All somebody's just the guy behind the curtain full of bullshit. Brew. With some. Related to the city and this. Bruce. Freeway tunnel. We just we just got exclusive brew inclusive of deal with emerald city. Bar bar one exclusively in realty. Do they call it? The in the wiz. I don't know. I don't remember. Okay. And then in so who's glinted Goodrich weird? He said Cam, right. No someone else. Glenda that could be. Porsche, maybe. Glenn to comes in and works. Yeah. Porsche she'll be like, okay. They I'm back yellow brick road in eventually, you can earn enough to get one of my new. Yeah. And then the wicked witch would be for that. Okay. Yeah. Can you? Yes. She's like her house is kind of underground. So it's natural that she's like kind of under where most houses would be naturally and Marlow is like one of the munchkins like just trying to break out of the pack. But just this little can be left back in the munchkin town. Enough. She does not read as a munchkin, but she has the spirit of munchkin. Yes, he does. And really big heels. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of an epi there. But he everyone. Thank you for. Thank you for listening. We got a facial word that the general tickets for Charleston have actually police old out. So there's only. Ones. The meeting greet y'all and preferred seating. So hey, it's a good deal. I guess what you think about it. But anyway, we have a wonderful weekend. 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I Dont Want A Pen Pal with Amanda Hendrix

The Date Podcast

1:30:10 hr | 1 year ago

I Dont Want A Pen Pal with Amanda Hendrix

"We know you love us but the information on our podcast is provided for educational and entertainment purposes. Only it is not intended as a substitute for professional advice of any kind. If if you or anyone you know needs professional help. Please seek mental health services. Welcome to the PODCAST. The show for anyone navigating the dating and relationship chip world we interview celebrities. Talk News disgusting. Do's and don'ts and debate relationship topics we're available on. itunes Google play spotify. or or wherever you get your podcasts. Please subscribe and review if you like what you hear. Check out our website date. PODCAST DOT COM for more information follow us on facebook instagram and twitter. Now let's get on with the show Hi It's Emma hoots or host of the date podcast and we have a very exciting ankle and really fun show for you guys today. Okay can I go on the record today. This is our. This is my favorite guest. Oh this is my favorite time coming up this they just on the show. This is yes I knew who it is it. It's Amanda back as we know her through Instagram as sparkles. How's it going good I made? I'm kind of liking. I'm your favorite. Let's be honest. Can I say something. She probably say that to everybody. Oh okay I like it so what I time I take it. Yeah cancer and your Saj. I think there's a thing kind of thing. Yeah M. Eskin Jealous Right now. Oh I'm like I'm really happy that he has a friend outside of me. You ought to you now clapping audience. Okay so we're going to talk to a man about. I don't know how she's how so you've been dating or not dating or are you married. You have kids now. You have dog and I didn't want to let you know but Oh we'll get to it later. We'll let everyone wait. Yes and then. We'll talk about a couple of things. The things is kind of like an theme of what we have asked me like four things kind of like a bad advice rightly four things women do to attract men actually chase them him away. The name of the article. And I will tell you what we'll chase me away for sure burping burping farting stuff like that. What a girl do that so women do that? I have been on a date. where she's she's she's burp and you know you can smell it too but you don't hear you don't hear the Burp but I'm Oh she just birthed? I can because you know the air is wafting in my face. No opera no take boadway. Yes go smoking a cigarette. Sometimes I can't help the Burger like the burger like just comes out and the purpose gonNA come out then I'm going to use it. Yeah Bourbon Hana's like. I don't know what to say for the first time I'm speechless. That's what we talk about here. Bodily functions all right Emma. What do we have today? So I'm GonNa talk about this for a little bit because you heal them life down talk about it. But I'm still gonNA talk about it. So the Oscar. Nominations have come. How because it is award season as part of my favorite season just real quick best picture? I'm just going to name a few. It's the Irishman and little women. Marriage story nine hundred seventeen. Once upon a time in Hollywood we were talking about every report. It and we haven't Zork and I have not seen it so I will not spoil. It seem joker now cut Soviet. I'm not going to see it. I'm scared it's not scary already. Read it and then one one of one of my patients really buddy. I was like okay. I'm definitely not GONNA see it. Best Director Martin Scorsese from the Irishman. I saw it. I haven't seen that one. It's so long it is so long fell. Asleep is three and a half hours to go back and like remember where I fell asleep and then finish it not riveting. I'm not sold sold on that one but would you rather a long movie or maybe like six thirty minute episodes. It depends it depends. I mean I don't know law it was it got my attention was like a long game of thrones. I'll say that got the last stupid season. It also didn't have Jason Momoa Brad Pitt Mo- yeah. I'm also Quentin Tarantino for best director for once upon a time in Hollywood. Ed was very violent that movie once upon a time in Hollywood I'm uh-huh I wouldn't say violent Okay I was a bit confused on a true story. Because they do the whole Sharon Tate Hey and Polanski yes and no violence is correct or directed the rate area. Okay I don't want to spoil it. Yeah it makes sense best actress. Of course Karl Johan's on everybody. Nobody loves her except for me for marriage. I don't I don't know she's not she's engaged to forced on my God scarlet. Brian Guy. No He is not Ryan. That's a blake. Whatever a lake lively skip? Skip me right now. Okay and then so out can never say her name right. Suarez Ronin for little women. Charlie's therein for bombshell because she looks exactly like Megan Kelly and that movie. I see that I haven't seen it either. I need to go. 'cause she just looks so cool your she looks like she looks just like I think it's so close. She looks just like Megan. Kelly like she she killed it. Yeah that's what I've heard too that. She did amazing. She's so hot by the way she's beautiful Johan's even when new girl I never I saw movies and just last won best actor. Caprio Adam driver and Joaquin Phoenix a few in Phoenix. Thanks again 'cause you guys need to watch joke just performance just like. I've heard apartments as well because I knew that he was like freaking out whenever the movie came out because he was like is going into who. He really freaked out about the fact that like with mental health. Like he's like are people going to imitate this movie that really like stirred something inside of him of like. Are we going to be liable like if stuff happen. He's very sensitive and good way. Yeah Yeah Yeah for sure I mean just if you just think about like Hammond like when he was like a teenager into seeing like his her die like that's kind of a big deal and then she goes. Watch walk the line yes yeah. He was very sensitive and emotional there to ask me a really good job being. Yeah Reese Witherspoon just like a perfect little Hello love her sweet home Alabama. Yes even the ashes kind of a jerk and that one I love I love her. Yeah I love her to so another Divorce has happened. And I didn't know this So Justin Hartley who is from this us now he had he divorced his wife. Who Years Married eight to her? So apparently has now ex wife actually also dated Matthew Morrison. If you don't know who that is he is best known for being Mr. Is Your shoe on Glee Michelle. Yeah I didn't know they ha- they know they dated before she dated just in and that's what's sad people getting divorced. Yeah it is the game we have A. I have a friend that just got the forest dealer for ten years and all of a sudden they got divorced like what. Hey can I just say this. Feel like I've had people in my life a best friend of mine together for decades Married for two years divorced. What do you think they get married? Though I think yes I think it is. It's like I've been with you for decades however why why did they. I don't get it like you're together for that long and then the one piece of paper. I think it's for you know just kind of like for me. I feel like it's always that pressure that comes with that new title which is why Goldie Hawn was really smart. They never married with us or with the nude now. Goldie Hawn over hurt wrestle. Yes yes okay never got married. It's not broken right your to saying well he single again. So do you guys watch Bravo. Yeah Sink Da. So Jeff Lewis from the show flipping out The last episode or the last episodes was basically him fighting with Jenny. Polos which is the the girls. Yeah us is friend and so yeah. They were like best friends but apparently like she felt like the show was not allowing her to kind of pursue per interest in one on Bemba's like becoming being an actress and then of course the key to getting upset. I think she does some voice work already now anyways so they got got into a huge fight on the show and so people didn't know like is this show over. Is it going to be renewed. But apparently like he reached out to her and he I apologize and you know how shared that. He like like he wants to work on that friendship and be a little bit dramatic not and but they do have that friendship. Yeah it'd be like you. Yeah but I bet. They weren't secretaries and cancer. Figure you'd always be perfect Offi. Why does agree? Both I am Gemini. So geminis the because you are low. Hey and I just think it's so sad because this is like a beautiful friendship. That is kind John of God and I think he is the Godfather to one of her children. Yeah you know. And there's that close connection and all of a sudden like it's kind of like a divorce to link think you're no longer with like your best friend and like what does that mean that's hard. Well you guys do. It was like you had additive as friends. First of all I'd kill the girl that Came around I. I wouldn't kill her but I'd ruin her reputation. Go back to high school. It'd be like your numbers and all these rivers about you. It'd be like big guns on the real housewives of OC and now has is no place. They're not in orange. We would do it the right way though. Tamra Barney go J. J. always he's been holding the orange she's spreading center is front and center and killing it and that body kyle so so high freaking she is over sixty and I. You look like my age girl. You have a better body than me and makes makes me not like scared about getting old. No but she does get work done too. Well let's be honest. We all DO I. I've gotten though talks. I can't move my face. I'm I'm really mad at you. That's not total work done and then You don't look bad. I can't do baby yoga. You'll know you'll know those muscles are paralyzed. So how do you typically get mad but the guy is like your your voice or is it like you know what as you get older you kind of change I mean I think I think we know if I'm at I don't get mad very often though. That's good God no I don't I mean why smelt is sweat Smet falstaff. But I mean you've got to daughter what else that's all I got no chase him. Amoah Woah no Jason Momoa today. Actually he's on this apple. TV show. I call it the are you sure her friends. Send it to me and told me to watch it and it's on Apple. TV whereas excludes. Yeah you're you've done your research. Hey you guys don't just just did you know because I don't know if I wanna see that and we'll see see. Okay okay so this is a segment of the show where I asked Amanda and Emma sequestered question about dating right and so okay here goes I one awkward awkward question about personal grooming just came back from a first date. Everything was awesome except when problem this man had a lot knows hair. ooh Yeah he was very very cute. Personality was excellent right but this was such a turn off. Is there any kind of way to to tell him about this without hurting his feelings. Amanda go okay Yes I don't know how though I mean. Okay how long. It was the first day I I know. I mean there's nothing you can. I'd say at that point you've got to at least make it. How many days maybe five? Honestly I have no filter so I like Sir. You've got a little bit sir. I love the using sern even if it I mean served like honestly slate and that's a funny way of putting it sir. Even you've gotta you've gotTa groom. Yeah I don't love looking at hairs coming out of your pay. I don't maybe make it as like a funny not make it uncomfortable uncomfortable so I long time ago I remember hit crowd egg I love 'em I know. She said that he got his his nose hairs waxed and he's at that it was like the super like most painful thing he experienced center like. Yeah like even like have you guys ever had a pimple insider inside your nose okay. I don't want anyone to know it. I don't have pimples how however I dry skin so I'm age awfully no I've had a pimple inside of my nose before inside of my nose and like it was it was like in high school and it was like the most painful. The thing that I've ever experienced in my life like it was like my eyes. Were like like my however and it doesn't excuse these I'm not I'm not just just hey it's going to be painful. How they'll be worth it? Okay okay so we all get grew shoals and What's the one Cheese I just lost it my friends GonNa kill me anyway. It's a little bit. I mean there's already no no it's like the thing is sticking your nose by you shave your nose razor thing okay. So why can't you dermot plane plane like the inside of your now. See those tools so I have this thing up your nose that just shaves her nose hairs basically really. Yeah Yeah Okay. Do you shave your because it gets long. Wait what did you say pretty long. Well I mean I think it's a do do do is kind of like your hair when you get like a GRANDPA Alabama data era thing. Oh Oh like apparently only their ears get bigger anyway. A nose carriers don't grow I don't know what they say. So how would you tell this guy or would you tell them anything. Yeah I would say I'd probably be like on the fourth or the fifth day like later on and to see like. Hey like have you ever thought about doing this. See I don't know I I think it takes a few days and it's not like yeah. Ah Yeah what would you do if you guys told me it was on the opposite side. Amanda had long no fires as a cancer beautiful cancer. I have so at work. I've done this before. Have had to give feedback on body. Daily stuff yeah. Whether it's you know just up okay so but I would you tell Amanda that she has a long nose hairs. Okay this is how to work. I'd say Amanda can be back not quite well. This is super embarrassing for me to say but I think have a nose hair problem. That's okay the way that doesn't doesn't work And thanks for letting me now. I'll listen I would just say. Hey you have some knows here's Kinda fix that and I don't know or or if he's when he's sleeping like Dick gas wake him up now. Oh like the small scissors. Arou- that's guys wise. Why are we dating this guy? Just were not a okay. This is something that I experienced France over the Christmas holiday. Yes we did so had a rescheduled date due to sickness. Now radio silence so I had to the date scheduled with two women. I got whatever flu or cold is going around and I texted them. I need to reschedule and not cancel. I got the the hope for better. Tax Now. Tried to re engage and I'm not getting any responses Do they think I was faking I think they moved on John. Yeah there's a lot of fish in the sea and I think one of them tried texting me back again but I didn't remember remember who it was I had to say. Hey and it just said like the name and I was like. I'm not replying because I don't remember or I don't have a conversation and a guy I always like. Is it still you and Mike if you have to ask if it still me now. It's not another I don't right now so Amanda if you're sick like how would you go on a date now absolutely not but I am the queen of like making any the excuse to not go of. I don't however if I don't feel like it's worth like getting up and getting dressed for. Yeah how about you. Would you go on a date date. If you're sick depends on the sick. I mean if I have like a runny nose or a hairy knows Brennan. runny nose is running. I'm not going I might go for that. I won't need to have like a tissue in my nose like to breathe because that's what what I was having. I was like kind of like to. I mean people get sick. People get sick but I think it's however or sometimes being sick as overused. Yes so we may be people. Don't believe it like I'm sick How ever get crickets? I Dunno sucks and the thing is you're right. There's a lot of fish in the sea. So she could your. You could be texting by however there are six hundred people say that Zoric but when he gets sick he is the biggest we cancel shows. We call tell me he won't tax me. I go. Mia My friend either. Thinks I'm sick or dead like I don't want to talk to anybody. You know hilly. Samis so for the audience out there. Is it okay to go on a date. If you're sick okay. I don't if you're contagious. Yes yes no. How do you know now like everybody gets sick from somebody like I think? Now you WANNA be a your best self you do so if you like this person and you have not dripping is that. Aren't you GONNA make a second date that is true. And because you make a good point Your energy level might not be so you'll be off it'd be thinking about. Oh I should've taken this medication or I can't try to Shannon. Yeah okay last question less. This is something that's close is to Amanda in my heart. How have the same heart? Wish hearts what do you do with your dog during overnights so I haven't had to do this with eating my dog alone overnight. What do you do if you're spending the night with somebody With your do you do you. Just give them a bone extra food anyone ever bring over the dog to significant significant others house. What do you do all right? How long have we been dating does Davidson okay? Let's Ironically hypothetically say oh my okay. mm-hmm my dog's bitch. So I I would welcome like she's totally fine She's not a bad she's a Pomeranian And how ever she swe I'd rather not take her somewhere just because it's like a new environment high anxiety. Yeah but she's fine she's GonNa Bunny cat and dog Sir Bunny cat. So she's she's totally fine. She's used to it and okay. I choose not to take our. Yeah unless she's like dying or something. Yeah you know the hard thing with with two dogs. I have a dog. You met right and then he has the other one that will just head is surgery. Cataract cert- five thousand dollars off. Yeah but the problem is I can't speak. I can't be anywhere more than ours right. Do you have the feeling a two okay. So when I got my dog I was like a rab and I traveled so she acclimated to my schedule so I think a lot of people don't realize that she's pretty actually worse than a cat. My cat waits for me at the door. mytalk O'hare lies if they're not and Nana bad way. I think that's just what she's acclimated to. That's all she's ever known so she travel level with me whatever however she's fine at home yeah. Do you keep her in a in a crate or now but she. But I didn't do that in the beginning you know. Yeah he's buying do trust people that don't have dogs now. I had. Actually I'll say this I trust people that don't have dogs. I don't trust me. We'll do not like animals at all. That is true that is true. That's a big deal breaker to deal breaker. If you don't like dogs is obviously the crap for not having Donald Grabbing Minnesota this if you don't have a dog obviously it's a lot of maintenance it. It is a lot of maintenance. I have a cat funny and a dog. So it's alive I kind of. Oh Yeah however I love them equally but getting a second dog is different. Yeah it is. It's you've got it and I don't judge somebody that had a dog and it's like okay. Well you WANNA give them their that the the time and the love. What if your dog does not get along with his dog gets on with abiding cat and a dog with dogs? Do not get. Yeah well okay. I'll tell you my dealbreaker in this associate bed. Please don't tell me you've ever had a weenie dog no That is an absolute. I don't know why but a Weenie dog like if my dog it doesn't get along with the Weenie dog it's because the Winnie doc I my daughter would be a sphinx. Can ill the ball one. No Yup number two you. Yeah from friends and friends from Austin powers but friends too okay. Well I thought you were doing. What is that is that the chicken? No no no they freak me out the frequent hell. It's one of those little. Do you know why because they received hypoallergenic high. I rescued a Russian blue. HYPO allergenic he has for uh-huh yeah anyways. Dogs complicate things but they but we love dogs and we make it work no matter what. I do have a question for you guys. I always thought about this because I have not had to experience this. What happens to the dog? Went your training. Get with the other person doesn't give a shit. Let us know the door. I mean mytalk care. Dog Sleeps in the same round. I'm always curious about. She sleeps in the same room but she's she knows her place. Yeah my cat guys. I just got my benefits and I saw him home for the first time. Wait what he was fixed. He said it'll take away the urge that's right now. Apparently not he was helping to cap. Ed That's I have it on recording. I didn't know I thought that I was recording his cuteness but however him Mom Bang Bon. I've it's really fast to his funny. Yeah actually he was fast but it will last a long time. It was like Is The stock. What's happening from bunnies? Let's say okay so Amanda is not here just to hang out we're here to learn from Ah Yeah we're here we want to learn from you. I haven't seen you in a logical. We know you from the show. Oh the proposal. Great show great idea but it just didn't however it's not canceled. Its in Australia. Still go a now. It's a great concept so there's like ten people and it's really accelerated accelerated faster Bachelorette and you got half almost almost more than halfway through ray seven like that way. Yeah and that's how we met you and now we're like best friends Romans I know. Now what do you see each other more though we do so close so we need to see each other. So how's it going are you. Are you guys of voted or so I was. I know I'm not toll loser at a boyfriend like almost six months s I met him on hinge however you guys is. It's kind of weird when they have kids. Okay I'm I love that. Oh models talk seriously. It's been synchronized all eating is it's so good now but I learned a lot about myself and this laws is like six months so I met him unhinged and May and then recently broke up Not a bad thing Just you know. I think it's growing pains but and you learn why. Why did you guys break up? If I may no other reason besides timing. It's a big deal. Everything two thousand or nineteen with was a total bitch not in a bad way. Just a bitch I think timing is everything thing I think like mentally everything. How does not ready to be in their relationship with him? You know what we totally just kind have no. I learned a lot about myself as in the guy was able to just jump in MHM which is before now absolutely not you know what I mean. Like I conform to his life and mckinney. And he you know what I mean it was kind of. I don't know I don't explain it just happen. It had been like fast. It was not bass in a bad way just a I learned a lot about myself like thanks. I didn't know that I doubted about by south. Okay and then it's fine like we. An mkx lovely or whatever but fucking these kids kids. It's a lot guys. Yeah it's a hard wet and this not even then it's like one was ten one was fourteen eighteen. And you bond with these kids and then you're like Oh okay like other people are involved besides you and the knock. Did it make you harder to leave that relationship because you had a bond with the kids and the one hundred percent. Were you like on mummy duty. Like picking up the kids and all that or no not that far like Clo- however I mean I have a job and I don't don't live mckinney but yeah you start to like conform to somebody else's life and it wasn't a bad thing but you're you're like oh all these things when you think okay I like you. You want a Europe not opposed to people having kids. You know what I mean like that. I'm still not however I feel like I'm at that the kids kids faster than what are sure how you wish he introduced me and I am. I'm not a mom so I don't know like within like the first three weeks but he had them one week on one too fast or I don't know here's the thing I was like. I don't think it is. I'm like okay. He had passed girlfriend Iran before his marriage. She put it off. And so you know you like okay. Like I don't know however I think it was because I kind of became like a mommy duty without being like the mom. So how that first meeting is it like Chucky lucky tease or something or like right so they come to my apartment. Oh we meet them and then we all go to dinner and then like the next day the younger girl and I go till I jump place. He has errands errands to run. And she's like. What do you want to do today? And she's like on another jump place. I think we all go like we're like you know. A kind of if was super super fast but that shows how cool you are. Because you're open to taking her kids get so it's fine. Tighten your flexible and all that. This is three weeks in and you guys already doing Did you get their mom. Now Yeah Yeah okay. Yeah however however when I met the mom at a dance chilling game so awkward. That was kind of like the. Oh okay this is not normal Maybe he's not telling me the truth. What do you mean by no no? They didn't have a right sniper fighting. We sat on one side on the other. He didn't introduce me to her. How ever like the daughter? They embraced and like hugged. May intervene gene. So you could read your audience doing okay. This is not like normal so when you guys hung out where the kids always there with you like every other weekend which was kind of like okay after like five five months or like date night but like they're not your kids. It's kind of weird. Yeah because you can't. It's sort of that boundary it Ryo Aware of like make me a priority right right because those are his kids but then you you jump in it so fast you're like and that's not even me okay. Wait then how do you go backwards and set the boundary you. Can't you know because I'm the kids are like where are you had your phone number. I'm texting you amassed Ming you etc.. Who are they still in communication with you on your phone or instagram? Yeah Yeah it's weird. It's so weird. This is interesting because when I when I date. I searched for somebody without kids. And that's like my third question on Bumbler tender and I I don't I don't know maybe I'm open into it but I prefer not no. I've said it before like I want to be someone's priority and I'm not going to compete with your children. I don't as as you that is that okay so I my sister like I have a similar background with my sister and like the not same debt. Whatever so I don't know look I'm totally open to it? Yeah how ever this total like learning experience experience for sure I did with kids I I seriously serious okay okay. So that's not a deal breaker for you know. So there there's something else that attracted you to him or maybe some commonality and you say well. Let's let's try this out and see what happens. Yeah but five months yeah. I think think that's pretty quick as far as meeting kids and to me maybe wall and that's the thing me too but I'm not you know. They say we are not a apparent so then you don't know however yeah that's for sure we're you kind of have to take like that. The parents lead right and if the parent is and you can't get right. Yeah like I'm not. I'm not a fan of introducing new people too soon your kids because then it's it's like who is this person. How do they fit into my life? And I you've got to get that Ryan see right and the way fit in so perfectly however the dad by slowly didn't like it's Kinda weird then. It's kind of a bummer. That like like the relationship is over and then the relationship with the kids like it's not the same that you're still in contact with you right. Do you. Former bond like family. Yeah you made a great point or a point about your. You had to conform to his life. How did that feel? Because typically. That's what air tasting. Because it's basically his schedule yeah and so that ultimately ultimately like ended it. Because I'm like why is your life like more important than mine. You know what I mean. So it's like yeah you learn a lot so it was that it was that mainly thing I mean you know what I learned I've always been like very. standoffish vary on cautious. And for the first time I was like okay I didn't I think about it. I liked him. We hit it off. I gave it my all and like Timmy. That's like a a huge learning lesson for me. How did it feel when you guys broke up? I mean were you relieved or are you still kind of torn. Yeah that's a weird thing as it was both both both. Yeah and I think that's appropriate. You know horn an really well and I think like true colors come out with like certain circumstances and he would ask me like opinions of what you know sister a or B would say and then I tell him and he's like why is she telling you before me. You know what I mean so it was like. Maybe that's why you were divorced. I don't know you don't want to be a judge of that but it's it's the life we live though like we're dating a people have kids people baggage by an hindsight. I learned a lot about myself though. That's good that's good and it was helpful experien- it kind of. Yeah so you've been single for a month house to back on the day. Yeah Yeah I was the only only for entertainment purposes. Okay so I met him on him. Okay so recently eh My last day was a Mutt door. And I do that in quotation. A what a model. Oh club and you guys uh-huh this second day. Oh Jeez he gives me an eight by ten themselves. Swear to God. I'm like did you bring it all my way I would have so we've taken pictures together and I'm like just having fun and then it's like wait but it's your head shot in an eight by ten. That's a little this little hodge. Yeah Uh you think my bedside. Did he sign it. Burt Reynolds that cool. Actually Fli. We're not gonNA like even plug him a loser bat on a soap opera Taking in forty years to do it. Yeah but is he a prominent part of the soap opera. I'm not gonNA give you that. It does not deserve beat. He gave her a heads and by himself. Never Dan before it on my nightstand. Gutsy fricken move so fresh. That reminds me so one of my friends over the weekend told me that this guy why they exchanged numbers and then he started texting her and sent her like a dating resume with his head. Shot onto that is weird. It was weird I need her. Potential asks right. and other hinge math but we have have to PUTT explicit. Okay kind okay. I'm GonNa read this to you is i. Don't know if you're ready since the right. Is this the only APP to use. Well I like it because they can like comment on my stove or does I stand up. We should what's better. It's like you can comment like etc however I got this one recently. No goodness. I'm so excited. No I can't wait. Be excited right and we're okay. Wait I've defined it so let's talk amongst. Oh okay here we go. Oh here we got. Are you riding yes. This is a good message Patsy Z.. Salad wine in my hand full lease do. Let's just say his armpit is out. What what is it Harry or is it a EH Harry? ooh On my hinge. It's like one common as I'm not looking for a pen pal. Okay you don't keep taxonomy back and forth yes meet up. He says not looking for a pen pal. Amanda I am looking for a sugar baby who will fuck me senseless however police slot plot me know if you're interested wait for it thank you l.. With manners yeah what. Yeah so what's his stats is you can pass it around and look. I have no idea I blocked it all. I see a hairy armpit. Ill Yup Nine Q. It's I mean it's maybe the I mean I mean. Oh it's just a shadow looking that is crazy I don't know about that. Go okay. But that's that's the dating APP car baby. Just sugar by sugar baby. I don't know guys just don't have that kind of all right. Let's let's play like you are. We're not going to say his name okay like they had a cake. I'm Steve Yeah Okay. All right and you're gonNA message me okay. Came my quiet because Avi you know one's looking for a pen pal wants to keep going back and forth. That would make me want to ask you out quicker right still that from you. Ashley's right but but if I saw on your profile I would I would make some small reporter then like ask like like. Nobody's asking for Powell so often where your your messaging and they're just like hey. Hey how're you doing and action now. Oh like nothing and then it's like did you just like disappear. Not you as a mean I disappear. I've time for yeah. Yeah I go for the jugular. I'm saying let's hang good. You know good so as you should because I'm not looking for a pen pal. Either you know I'm getting up there and age come on guys but let's be honest okay. We're on APP up knocked reminder or tender or whatever it's hinge are bumble message me 'cause you're interested however no going back and forth about. Where'd you go to school? Did you do that. So how quick should they ask you. Why should it be like a couple of messages or like? What are you looking for us to tell you? That's what I'm askin. Why I think just I do it? Maybe like one like two messages end. Yeah okay okay. How how far do you go in? Aw I go like it depends on our conversation in your interest like if you're just responding to me was I love high but during question is so bugging. I don't have time I'm at work when doing ourself like these one question things. Hypothetically yeah message you or I comment hi cute. That's my way of saying this hypothetical article. I say hey thanks. You're not too bad yourself up and say something like this. What if she doesn't doesn't respond back foot? You know way. Stop fucked locked. Why then you go back and say by the way yes you like to have a drink more like you know what I mean? Well I asked so Mike. My question is what kind of food makes you smile most and and I say oh Chinese whatever Italian food or Sushi and they don't they don't ask them about their day and then ask them out so kind of questions kind and yeah yeah and different messages or the same different messages. Kosovo some women are like Oh like he asked Out Too quickly okay. That's not then move on but at least three tax message to me. I think that's a good like I think range. I want to three. Yeah for sure. Yeah so any other dating experiences lately in the past two months Um So we know hinges is your APP. It's not my APP. I just like it. Because People Communique bobble where I'm like. Hi Hi how are Ya like. I have to respond. I mean like I like hinge and they can link respond back Yeah I've had a couple de meet people out in about or just unhinged or how did how did you find me anybody at your store. I'm me but you guys. It's not a good like this. This okay for instance okay. We're not going to say. Go names however this guy has totally stalked me on bumble. Born Hans Literally Will Circle Circle Circle. He's on his own phone calls. Circle where you work. Yes Oh my gosh. Wherever I'm standing circles or gross oh girl and then it's like he's like? Hey how're ya EH. Stocks me on Bumble Q.. Guys like get it together. It's hard yeah. It's not fun says Oregon I. We're talking over the weekend. Wome Zork was complaining about. Oh he's town. Remember Komo about what was it. It was about this message. Let me pull it up. Because he was like I and I was like oh my gosh I don't I can get what the point of your conversation is us but like some what are you talking about. So he sent me this picture of this girl that was like should I celebrate four thousand in one tender likes four thousand to get fucking hurt. Four thousand one chances he will say I can say with certainty. We are on getting back together. I love you I want on her. You Go stew and then get back with x four thousand and one from that liked me based on a couple of superficial pictures and one hundred one thousand five hundred the characters back to his game being vulnerable. Fuck wasting my time. Buckle thing lettuce on some won-sang yes yes yell and Hashtag Tag. All the folks has Chaz. It's you any party one hash tag done. Hashtag dealing sucks has tagged on my me. I'll be collecting cats so okay okay. So it's not the message. The thing is the four thousand one should be about the message because what I was having a hissy head about the four thousand women like you and have to sift through four thousand likes. That's not true. That's a secure women. Do not give a shit amoun- therefore thousand now posting this on instagram. Like it was her like my Brian. F- well all right. So that's my trial go. Then I have a barbra my and the world is my voice term ended. Do you like yes I think the R I don't think so. Camila every time I have boisterous I have sex except for WANNA work together and chaffee developed. Yeah put one on it so this is place Hudson House. Have you been there. It's my favorite place. Saw All for the next time we go we love you. Say That but you know we will textile you will do but where was I. Oh four thousand six yet so my thing was so. It's just different because guys we have to you be different and witty and this and that pictures out to be great whereas women you guys. Just just wait for us. I think that it's like that is what what the mentality is that right. Okay let me ask you this. You think that guys have to have off a certain amount of picture like likes and do you think girls do not feel the same pressure. I think it's easier for women separate on what sense I feel like it's Ah so like I think it's part of it is like you guys are. Unfortunately it's like easier for you guys to go rejection in person is 'cause I reject that I'm like I'm done that's it I'm over this. I'm going to die alone. I'm an appeal. Can I freeze my eggs. Could I adopt babies I'm done off versus like rejected. And you're like all right onto the next hour. They do then maybe longer to get butter for a second. But then I'm mm over it all right now. Yeah so wait so before this last guy you did. How was that sifting? How's that process of sifting through guys? I mean did you have a Lotta. It's a lot a lot of lakes and I don't mean it's kind of a kind of sounds like a rich girl problem however it's not it's not like there's a Laura wakes however like fifty out of fifty one were likable. I mean a lot of them are really old but how many of them were asking you out because i. I think that's what you're asking. No I mean a lot of them however how do I say this in like the right way the wrong I mean I don't mean this in a way of like God and like totally whatever I'm just saying there's you know when you're at a bar okay. Okay that guy that's GonNa hit on. You is the least problems yet. Nothing to lose. Yeah Yeah where the hot and I don't care about the Hawkeye. Like it doesn't matter like Nick. That's here no there but it's the people that are willingly. They have nothing to lose. So they're like seventy eight and there how are Ya. Let's go out. Let's meet for a drink and I'm like money and you're seventy Have you changed your age range on the age ranges change but we should go out with him which you now. Wow Oh my gosh you know what it was Hugh Hefner well hell to the. Ah She locked up on that one however how to the now oldest you a date oldest. The oldest sky it went out with was fifty five however a hot fifty five. Yeah and he said okay. I say. Climb the tree. Three there was. I had to like get this. You know what I mean. It's one of those like Oh my God sex pot Failed Mandalay No it's fine tree. Was it the sex a lot. Yeah so agree to say good. Lucky you guys God all looking. I'm not going to like okay. Good looking For Year I was like. Oh Yeah. He's in the area government. Oh my Ghana dropped it guy. Wait what what does it mean. I don't understand what that means. Yes you do. I didn't hear that sounds sloppy. You dropped him. Pick up our. My area wouldn't do it no he. No He unclearly he did. However is this guy had get closer to the MIC? It's not that dramatic but it's so narcissistic so you know what a hot guys. A hot guy. Oh yeah there's something to be said about Hawkeye and like hot so yeah You know to get that and then you do. And then he's like. Hey you work out. I was like all right and he has a bike and furnaces elliptical so they can watch the girl the Pelivan in his room. What's Peleton here too? That's why that's why it's there. There is your elliptical are you on the elliptical on. My debt wonder sang. Like when Your own God this is going to be the hottest song. It was just disappointing. Right that's what you're saying. So Vanilla like not expat. Hi At at all. I think we idealized as hot percents that situation to work. Oh my gosh this is going to be the best and it's just like terrible Like when is it over. Oh Oh oh. That's a bummer. You climb the the tree the worst you've ever had no god. No no no no but it was just like disappointment man. That's all all these other then. That one's sue. Yeah man it wouldn't even matter it was like So that's important to you. I mean it's important to me Emma too but like a good sex life is very important for various Yemane. It's gotTA happen US too. Yeah Yeah So have you not did it. Somebody because the sex was not good like IMA. Hello taught me after. She hasn't right pillow. Talk of course like the moment that I'm like all right. Let's have sex Peleton with a guy with elliptical behind goes in his bedroom in his bedroom bedroom. Go here Jim to. Oh why do you have these two machines Josh wayside so I could watch the girl my gross like okay a sexy be. Get sexy but I don't want you to sweat before we have sex and they can they see you the behind him his. So how can the instructor see you. Oh no known Peleton no so so that you try it again or was it just like a one the done thing. I've tried it because the first game. Yeah so he's older. He had kids been married. He was like I said I was thinking. Climb that tree hot man and hot suit. It's getting toilet the answer. Yeah so yeah. I think that's super important sex life life in having having that same compatibility and being able to communicate right. Let's say it was vanilla. Could you have said something and said. Hey I want to do this do that. It's like let's go to the bad So it wasn't like sex there's buildups right and and then it's like well let's go to the bad. Why do you have to always go to the bank right so vanilla? It's didn't start in the bed. Yeah let's have sex on the living room ten you were you are. Yeah yes why not hurts. US back gots allowed. Well he's fifty something uh-huh and you know what not my problem proctor. So this is what I'm getting from. Amanda it's like make it sexy they'll make it boring Selebi. Yeah exactly and don't make it like It's like it starts somewhere and then you're like okay. You become yarn. I mean it's like spare monotonous right. Now we're not schedule. We're not like off like I don't know why I keep looking at at the cow. Nothing to do with it however I mean it's not just be real and like not like gift to plan your sex life. You have to plan like just because you plan everything else. You don't like where you have. Yeah but I think if a guy is that type of planner that's his it's yeah then by Felicia yeah call whom I guess Well I'm sorry about that. The next one was climbing the tree. I I don't my system. That was the beauty of it. So how many other men men did it take to get to that. That last person I mean. Did you out passively looking and this was just like okay. Yeah asked me the question in another way off sound like hey. Hey this is a tree. I climb then relationship that guy say who who is looking for some you know something steamers have to fifty shades of grey but like just don't plant. I don't like to plan every part of a lie right. You're on I mean is I have no. It's a it's an Amanda. The thing I plan my whole life in some circumstances why do you have to plan that you like some spontaneity eighty. Yes please yeah I said No. I plan my spontaneous time. Do I been known known to. She likes the fifteen minutes. That's when it comes to certain things I think I think it's more like ninety percent of the time or ninety five percent of the time like you have to plan everything. There's like five to ten percent allotment. I do a lot for spontaneity. See I have five to ten percent where I plan. Oh I don't WanNa make it decision making certain decisions and then the five ten is like all right. These are the things I don't want to deal with Yeah I like it okay. We've talked a lot. We have the topic here. Okay so we have this question or the statement says your four things women and do to attract men that actually chase them away so this is basically saying maybe you were taught these four things to do but it's really not good advice. Read this book somewhere and you've been doing these things and it just doesn't work. It's not helping your dating life right. So so what does say what are the. What are the four things so the first one is worth calling him before he calls you so anytime that you call him because he heard or read about something interesting or You thought that he might like it or calling him asking why he hasn't called. Did you basically this is telling you to stop doing that. Yeah do you call guys out of the blue. Amanda like this however are growing up. My mom always sat. They needed to call you. Yeah she'll I think there's the difference between like a reciprocating does versus just like you being the one. That's reaching out right right. If you're always calling me me. I could feel like I don't know that cost too much time today. What would you think you're crazy? Yeah but I think once in a while is okay but not all the time I want to chase you. I want to be pursuing. You guys won't be King Get and if you're you know even though that sounds shitty wait what you learn lurk home I missed it. What was it always won't let again? Oh yeah alert. But is this number. Two number two initiating contact so emailing him texting him based booking him sending him a cue card. What are your thoughts any way of attempting to initiate some kind of contact stop? What like ten years ago I would have been like? Oh my God. Let's it's totally me now Now I mean I don't want the guy to push the initiative right. I mean you WanNa be quartered the more you want to be chased after the game. It's about like let's like let ladies know that Chevrolet didn't die. Yeah Yeah Yeah in what. I feel too much texting. Coming my way I smothered. Yeah me too. Yeah friend friends. Yeah sometimes tax them up and I'm like working and he'll he'll she'll text me and then I don't respond tween patient. I'm like I've had like five fucking back to back meetings and I have like five patients and then you're going to bombard me now. Yeah Okay So. This is where I started struggling making suggestions or plans so Okay whenever my name accent so like biting him to come and join you in any way acting like the social director of their relationship being twofold. Because it's like if you're dating than you do want to have that input but if you guys like are just courting when you find like the happy medium with that like as far as timing. Goes you know what I mean. Yeah I think it just depends on the guy. 'cause you can kind of you can kind of see like if this is something that's important to him versus non and then a piece kind of if I get the vibe that it's okay for me to like kind of take the lead on certain things and I'll do it because I I liked planning and so it's hard for me to like not as I like planning to to so when I go on dates or when I'm dating somebody always playing step like let's do something this weekend or that weekend and I'm always the one coming up with plans but it's also nice for a change for the woman to do to suggest to so maybe it's like you know more eighty twenty type thing. Yeah so let me lead but if you have some idea maybe maybe there's a movie you WanNa watch a show or something like as opening up a restaurant and twenty part. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah but but but this is saying that some people are always setting the agenda way too much yes I agree. Yeah so as woman just let us let us let us lead right. Yeah but I still don't we want to however maybe sometimes people like. I don't WanNa make a decision. However there are certain relationships were They want us to some guys don't have they don't make they're not then. I need someone to put me in my. Yeah like 'cause I will run over you. Yeah Kiddo does need to gross okay number four I love this. What asking him how he feels Okay if someone asked me no I felt okay. Yeah role play. Well okay hold on hold on before we go into a little bit more. Let's read a little bit. This says this includes especially asking him how he feels about you or the relationship. Okay so therapist. I will say that I'm the last one that will ask how repeal because I'm like I'm off the clock I really don't care I'm getting to know you but would does do people really ask so. Let's have the degree. They have like a marriage there on day. Oh Yeah on a date taking her dodge. I'm taking in her to ferrings. Oh yeah fancy fancy so Beijing. We're having dinner. Yeah then you're like. Oh what are your feelings about us. You know I feel okay. Okay okay. That's IT and then they're not that I would say. Why are you asking me this? Because you've just been not like giving like told me how you feel or you tell me well I just feel okay right now. We're still new in this relationship dating this. This is our third day date but I really need to know how you feel but I I like you but I don't know if I could. I feel like you're asking for a commitment right now. I feel like I'm s five safely. Feel like that's what you need now. Remember were role playing. We are so bubbles loves meat. Obviously he has led vases all others. Lots of kisses from Yours true look. Like why is he peeing. Mannequin has done all right. So bubble slots main and and we've been going out for like three weeks and so where do you see this going. You know I feel like we just need a few more dates because we still don't know each other but you're Sagittarius I am. I feel like we're on the same page on going in the right direction Become over here give me kiss. I would see it Kinda give in. Yeah Yeah Yeah but when someone asked me that I'm like I'm like on the spot I'm like I don't know what to say you know. It's awkward. Yeah but maybe maybe this article saying continually asking House won't feels asking but like in a genuine. Yeah I knew in way and not like an status way. Yeah yeah maybe because most maybe because most guys don't express breasts how they feel. Is that true in your situation. Your past relationships okay. I'm Matt just be honest. I don't either either. So usually it's like the them saying where are we so I'm kind of do. Oh Yeah I would be asking you. Yeah I'd be like I'll be honest. I have no no fucking idea but you commit to somebody a couple of months ago. Now did he ask you how do you feel. Or how do you feel about us. And then you wanted to be like exclusive and it's like but what you're metal name hose shitty. David know that I mean I didn't ask. You know what I mean like. I'm I'm just Kinda go in but but was he like Definitive about it. He was like I think we should be Asif. Okay yeah so maybe that's a good route to take rather than being word. How do you feel here? It's like like you said chemistry for sure you're you've read people and if it's like gavce fast but not in a bad way what's your look language by the way did ask you this is it. Do you like to hold hands. I don't know what minus all I could mention quality time it's weird. What about you spend Eric Me? What about you? Inner Ear Rings. Would you like earrings. I work in finding dory so your bar set. Would've cooked dinner for you. Oh yeah no totally. I can't genuine things like not. I don't like I have a friend. That's like a love peonies and I expect them like I'm not that girl you know what a PDA holding hands kissing nuts. uh-huh okay I can't. We can't talk. I can't it's like I'm probably the hardest this person and read about it open block. Yeah so it's like ask me I'll tell you what about when the baby you're honey or do you say that a lot I love you miss you in relationships. oops it's like it can also be like I appreciate this Lance. Yeah like genuine true. JANA like if it's happening and it's like like like the town is true. Yeah exactly yeah I like words of affirmation when I know that there when is legit. Yeah don't tell me did a good the job when I did it right. You're you're lying. I'm GONNA see right through no matter what we say you guys are going to not believe no. That's not true not true. We're we're just GONNA we're we're going to know when you're lying f Wa if I feel like a hot mess and then you told me Ella Gray I'm GonNa be like screw your lie. An yeah what. Are we supposed to say Anton it. That said thing is. We don't tell you what you're supposed to say so you say it in like real like genuine all if I feel like quite crap or I think I look like crap. I'm not going to ask you exactly so I am. I'm not gonNA like honey. Does this make me look fat. I am I don't ask that it's I don't ask your answer is heading leading. Want you to say no but I'm not going to ask you. How would it be like you look? Great honey let's go into the bedroom for. I do yes ten minutes only. That's all you got. And then you get twenty twenty nine. Maybe for filling generous The even more than that but anyways so Amanda what are. Do you have any other things besides this that that women do do that really aren't helping their cause when they're dating a guy okay. I'm going to speak upon on a friend who I'm not gonNA name her name. Okay but shit cheek not be alone. ooh Now it's like please. Don't give them a FOB. But the next thing I know it's a fob to her place yes right so in other words and I want her to hear this because a told her one hundred times but like daring worry about her safety gas which is why I can track her but I think that girls can be over. We're trusting hell. They don't WanNa be alone. I mean to see that I need to see that those police of an Amex. I've already done a Jon Shave dating. I've been been Yes I have Amex says and that's is mainly ruin your credit and so on has looked up my a critic criminal whatever education. It was crazy but I think women should do this show. I think you guys should decide. Yeah and my friend does not every turn round psych seriously. Why like why like doesn't that get expensive too though? Not Fog is not my. It's not my financials. However every time I turn around it's Oh so and so is here and I'm like you just fucking met him Like what do you mean like today to dates three dates may one day in. Do you guys seriously I say this very nicely to your friend. Know be not nice here said San taking boundaries because creel dying to get great mallinder raped her killed yes. Something's going to happen and somebody she is like not going to care. And like your safety needs to be your priority always like you're allowing yourself to kind of have if this person link have power over you there's so many lack of boundaries there thank you. It's not healthy no. It's this friend needs to see a therapist Europe EST or a counselor. Yes you can message me and I'll send you a law. Sarah can not like literally. It's like they think there. Yeah Yeah I think maybe she know what she wants in a man is at all. I'm recommending the counseling thing so the Sushi just cycling through men. It's not a bad thing but like you grow up with like certain things with me. I had like the perfect dad till like big Chew Savell in however her dad was it. You know what I mean. So there's like something just trying to fill yes there's a whole but she's not sure what that whole it right. Go to counseling. Yeah so maybe she's trying to attract I I associate trying to attract guys with with sex. Maybe sex just like the contaminant chief. Yeah the companionship. That feeling of like there's this person near and there's a it's weird it so weird and with the dating APPs. Yeah but who knows. Maybe the next guy is her person forever. Now do this so Okay well I guess my recommendation is just just slow down. Maybe a great. Just wait. Maybe and when your friend it does a background check Read have you Jacek whatever. Oh Yeah Yeah would you marry guy with something like that. Just like a tainted background criminal. Maybe I don't know the criminal say apathetically could explain it and it was like college or I don't know I S I. Yeah criminal without doing a background check is asking them if the the jury duty recently shut way because you go to jury duty if you're a criminal true yeah that's it you know really get called but I am not a criminal Z.. You're not a criminal because you're getting cold. Tests will tell me if I am speaking of that yes. DNA tests really cool. Just can't wait the suckler for two seconds but I did it. I can't wait. Yeah which one I did the twenty three and me but I what if we're related either related or we dated okay. Well what did you do the health one too. Yeah Yeah I like that because it tells you what you might get away. Yeah it's really cool or like if you if you're like prone to Uni Brow what time you wake up in the morning typically if you have dimples or if you're lactose intolerant yeah unit Bro. That's crazy right. Twenty three meet tells it all it does. It does and I'm so I know Emma if I'm in jail come get me not make it. I will I can't I will come get you. Bertha will kill me. uh-huh I'll bring the working class Silva coming so first of all though I mean if you've been dating for we haven't seen you in about a year. Yeah like what's a couple of lessons you've kind of learned in this pastured appeared in dating could be simple that maybe our audience would would love to hear what something that you've learned while I put myself on in front of of a live audience which I loved but I learned that like be open things and like learn stuff by yourself and not Things that you think you don't one somebody maybe revisit them Because Yup what's true because I open myself to somebody and you know what it's not even about him it's about myself And things that I. I don't know I just wanted about myself. Yeah and like listen to that because it it it really does like tell you. We're all on the same path till like dating or whatever it may be but just listen to your gut. What you're God's telling you about yourself just take you take it? What did you learn from Amanda Co.? My Gosh don't WanNa pen pal. Ask Her route two and make it sexy. I know Peleton wait. You get Palatine it just nine elliptical. Okay Okay but did you Bryant the Peleton. Did you wanted to but like how how. Oh my supposed to go about that. One Yeah Yeah. He's checking out Miami but did he wants you to take clones or something or trading go five four secs sucks so bad and I didn't even want honestly my gosh sorry world. It's true you know I. Yeah yeah sex is important you all of us. Sex is important to like feel and have connection with somebody. There is no connection no connection there was just like play the Nila no passion and that's it so he was literally a tree. It's like having like the fake brand of ice cream versus a blue bell. Yup Yup Yup. They don't teach is how to be a good sexual will partner right. I don't think they have to. If you have like the right connection with someone okay so it has to be the person. I don't think anything anything has to be taught by. Yeah I don't know because sometimes yeah it's all about communication right if few with somebody and you know if it doesn't but I can also tell if you're not being satisfied right or the other person who we communicate something. I'm not like digging it then Lubbock I'll or maybe you could take the lead. Maybe maybe there's sometimes they'll lead doesn't work you know what if you have to go to work to water doesn't mean they'll drink A drink and you can't make them drink. God are well. It doesn't matter goodness I. I learned a lot about the whole dating with kids because because for me it's like I'm not sure she'll be open to US I. I'd have dated somebody with kids but it was always an issue with meeting up and like cashed what time we dated a couple dates but then she council council third day because their kids get a sitter. This affect that so to say that you are signing up for someone else's schedule and your either open to it or you're not so it's gotta be the right person and maybe the right person where you're not not conforming to their life live cell. Maybe it's like fifty fifty okay. Yeah so thanks again. We can find you on instagram and an sparkles and put your stuff online and Wola promote you. Anything else Emma now rigaud. I'm gone okay. Amanda Ed thanks again. Thanks for listening to the PODCAST. Please subscribe and review if you liked what you hear. Send us an email l. at shallow at podcast dot com for any questions comments or show topics you'd like for us to discuss. Follow us on facebook instagram and twitter. Most importantly you tell your friends about our show

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Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials

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Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials

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It's always good day when it's below deck day Ben I know ain't that the truth right sure is. We're going to be traveling traveling a lot for this. This year of our little crap tour that just keeps growing we are going to start in Los Angeles for the two thousand twenty golden crappies. He's in a week or so so go. Vote for the golden crappies. Those nominations have been posted for like a day. And there's already like thousand five nine and thousand votes already on last year. Who had eleven thousand over the course of a month and nine thousand one day which is amazing? Yeah we're very excited to go. Keep go vote if you haven't done matt yet That is going to be shaping up to be a really fun show at sold out so thanks everybody who bought tickets. We are psyched to see you over there right right after the crappies we are GonNa be going to these cities everybody so listen for your city. Detroit Columbus Austin Houston Birmingham New Orleans Kansas City or Lawrence Fuck and Kansas. 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It had just like jet fuel in a cup and and I got some Jeff Today for below deck and I'm really excited Obviously we were off last week. So we didn't recap last week's episode For me I I think the highlight was that Madison from Gwynn's on southern charm Is One of the charter guests. And she would not eat a cheese pizza. The and the pizza had to be sent back like three times. Its like does this have cheese on it as like wow madison revealing a whole other side to herself once. She's on a yacht. Yeah I actually. That's funny that you even remember that I mean I know it was just last week and I should remember it but Madison makes about as much impact on this show. Wish she doesn't match so thanks for coming by Madison. You paid for this like say seven. Think that name. She also managed to like source like all all of southern cal- southern Southern South Carolina's bronze are for this vacation. I mean like she is just like she looks like a piece of would she has so much bronze or on right now and I mean like the contouring. Yeah she's just as out of control right now. I'm like those poor fish when she jumps in the water. Are you know like how like I mean. It's bad that they have yacht fueled spewing out into their homes but now they got like Madison bronze to all the fish. People catch going to be you you know covered like an oil sludge or whatever like the BP just exploded again the other thing that was really funny and from last week which I had completely forgotten about by the way I should mention that I watched this episode at two. AM on New Year's Day is in it. was New Year's Eve partied got drunk There were some people over here in this apartment and then basically at two or three in the morning turn on below deck in Washington drunk. So that's why I don't remember a lot of it but one of in. Yeah I know I was like smashed. Ben Is out and is can't be held accountable for his TV watching but One of the things that I had totally forgot about until this episode was at this girl. What's her name again? Jamie who is like got this little like Shannon timber door hat shamba door on volleyball day hat from two seasons ago and she will not share her bed and everyone hates her like everyone on. The boat hates her and and I forgot about that and I was like I forgot that. There's someone that everyone hates. This is the best. Yeah she is very sad. Amy From Gallery Girls Ashi is that's exactly who she is. Actually I have A. This is from our friend. Gina reduce over at show Biz cheat sheet. She writes adventure. Bravo staff breath and Actually it's written by Jamie because Jamie Jamie and she wrote her own her own post and to find it here. I mean. She didn't write it for Gina. Gene is just reporting on her post that she made you know whatever So where is this here. Cameras follow below deck fans bullet debt. Gas explains what really happened. Opened with the room arrangements. So yes all the last episode awful girl Jamie. I think I'm I I was told I was getting my own room and I'm getting my own room. And what are the other ladies on. The boat was like I guess all sleep on the couch and the Sky Lounge. Like that's fine. I guess it's all things her own room. And this poor girl hassle sleep on the couch and Captain Lee was like well. That is bullshit. I will take the couch ouch instead. Yeah because chivalry is not dead just because it sees seven below deck right yes basically they have to clean out all of Captain Leah's room. I'm and move him into the Sky Lounge that way. This other girl can sleep in the sky lounge and cabin like shit. This shit doesn't mean now what everyone has to move because it dep- shut down and so she went on twitter and she said this is Jamie right stone stone. Says she had only met Taylor. God Huston Taylor stones down. I'm sorry I thought this was going to be out. Jamie Sharon Down Sharon stone was on below Dak.. She showed her piva shot in the very beginning of basic instinct and they brought a Komodo dragon and a bit her husband all over again. So Jamie shared on twitter that she had only met Taylor Taylor and most of the group on the vacation because that's how it rolls they. None of them really knew each other. They all paid separately. I guess got grouped in by casting to go on this thing right that she was the cousin of the primary maybe now. She said that she had only Taylor right now. Most of the group and she said I think it's great that some people can instantly instantly feel comfortable with others. What is meant to be a safe place such as the place you sleep at my but I have boundaries and whereas I'm sure luring is a great person? I met her literally it really right before we got on the boat and it takes me time to get some someone I feel comfortable with and to heck my personal sense of safety and comfort. It feels unfair to me especially after using maybe ten minutes of me on a Reality Tissue Attica Tab how the Shah and Bravo and the producers voluntarily offered me my own room weeks ahead of the CIA I I I like how she is slowly. Turning into Cartman in your urine presentation of her because she is horrible people. Turn to Cartman you know. It's like Tamra Barney. I mean I get it. If you're paying money to have your own room I would also not really wanNA share it but Yeah it's sort of a Dick thing to do definitely addicted. They do though to make someone just sleep on a couch. If they paid they also paid for a bed. I mean I don't know where you draw the line. was everyone else sharing a bed. Is that the deal. Ah Yeah well one of the other. I think the other girl was saying that they were given a layout of the boat. And there were more bedrooms in this layout that they they all received and if the bedrooms is used for crew because the crew you know they have a death camp a Cameroon where the producers sitting there watching this footage unfold working our asses off. So it's not a bedroom and so I guess they just figured they'd have a bedroom or D- was cooked up by production so that there would be a fight over it but but either way Jamie's like I get the not wanting to share a room but if you're the one who's refusing to share a room then you still sleep on the couch. That's a really a good point. That's a really good point. Actually and I think that's the answer that she should have been on the couch then if she's not going to share that no that was A. That's a great point. That's why I was like okay. Yeah you want around bed then you get your own bed because of what you wish for Bitch Genero. Rude raise the captain now captain array of you charities for now the other thing I mean. There's actually a lot of hilarious stuff going on with this charter. And I'm sad that they were such a short charter harder because I would have loved to have had this crew stuck with them for like two or three days but There's a girl on the on the on the charter. Who Sort of looks like What's her name rate? Girl Lea Lea Michele could call so she's like a little Leah Michelle with a touch of Naomi which makes sense because she's from Charleston and match if it's like Naomi's sister or something but she is a she's a professional chef and so basically the first night Kevin serves this a monster ball soup and then there's like that pizza situation because the primary was like I really like multiple soup so everyone's like This is like sort of basic foods so so Liam Michelle like chef two chef Jeff. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA. I'm just GONNA like Tom to make them more upscale so she goes and she tells cabin she's like Hey I'm a shop and you know a chapter chef like maybe like a little more upscale upscale tonight and I understand why shaved him the wrong way but at the same time she's gas and he was so obnoxious about it and that's pretty much where the episode picks up her are saying he was such an asshole about the men on this show. Just I'm so done with a man just make an end. Yeah they are just up they are so so so awfully I. She goes SHUTT- chef. You should probably go more upscale tonight. which again yeah? It is sort of sort of an atom noxious thing thing thing to say but I think she was just trying to be like listen. I don't WanNa get you in trouble but I'm telling you everyone wants something and more upscale so rather than like this have an issue Again troubled your boss. I'm giving you a heads up right now. You know and he was so mean are and I don't think she was really trying to help. I think she's being a snot face to like Amazon. Michelle and I did because he looked he he was like. Oh Yeah Bet you flip burgers and take pictures of the one instagram or whatever. So I looked ended up on instagram and she went to culinary school and she doesn't have any restaurant experience or anything like that but still she. You're right she's a guest. I and you don't talk to Gas Saturday. What prem whether you're a chef or not a chef if someone says like people people who are not chefs are allowed to demand more upscale L.? Food Yacht you know like or like it's not only which cuts both ways like her being like chef to shaft like it doesn't who cares about chef two chef you sake sake we get something more upscale tonight that was last night but we want something more upscale you know so like she could have been like that but also for him to be like she thinks she's a shop if she just flips burgers and takes pictures of it. Excuse me Sir you think we didn't like sitting. We think we didn't sit and watch a scene of you taking pictures of your food. Yes and so you don't make upscale food most of the time like let's face it. You sent out burnt burnt pancakes later in this episode. What's noticed been it? Sounds like a black pancakes right now on this episode. Yeah and so. He is like really mad. And he's like a so so she says I mean people are like talking about your behind your back. So and Kevin's live. Well Nicole Super happy but everyone was log. We're having pizza. Oh so I guess I'm sorry. She said she said the primary was happy. But everyone else was kind of like It's pizza We didn't pay ten thousand dollars each for pizza. Mothball soup and honestly I would kind of agree. Yeah and he's like well as long as it's five with the broad area Alba deployed the bow. They day and she's like yeah and and I'm looking out for you and he's like. Oh yeah but I don't look after out. 'cause I'm nibbling at the back of the by the by and then he does this just like open open mouth. Lack bunny toothed just like a dumb bunny like dumbfounded bunny chum a dumb bunny dumb mm-hmm down. Everyone wants to get caught like we kick them out of the lease. Yeah he does that for the rest of the episode and she has. Oh okay okay okay okay land and also does the thing with his hands to he like flops flops. Out His hands in a way to be like I have no pennies in my pocket or in my hands. I'm sorry dumb penniless. Bunny Bunny bunny dumbfounded. Bunny pennies phase. So he's shifted. Justin G- get focused sir. Relax thanks okay. Relax because that is by the way that is that is a guest and like you giving her attitude could fuck up the tip of everyone the tunnel ass because guess what she does she just goes back to all the other guests on my God. I told him and he was like really annoyed. And they're all like laughing at him behind his back and the chef you know. Yeah and she's like I was. I was just saying the Guy Scou- yeah you're obnoxious to you. But you're only getting off on this one. Because he's more batches of you but you're still true it true very important point that I hope everyone really listen to. She is still obnoxious. But she's getting off because he's more obnoxious so then I don't even know why I wrote this down like literally nothing happened. There was a shot of this little light dishes. I wrote down. Also she doesn't even say a word. Nothing happened that's just like a quick shot corny washing little square dishes and I was like I could just imagine what was going on in our head at that moment like who wants small square dishes. It's like these are so stupid like like if you do a saucer. It should be circular not square. I was cracking up. That I wrote that bad into the the deck talking on the stairs and Ashton's like what they're just basically planning a beach picnic. There's a lot of this episode's particularly this episode of unlike now. Looks like they're doing getting on the ten dollars. And they're on the beat her Middleburg Google cleaning and doing teach punter vander manner palm like director's commentary. So so now Kevin's making Sushi and and And then he's like complaining to coordinate about what just said and he's like he's he thinks she. is she up to shape shift to ship. Gordon just looks at him because spiraling any tells us when I put all the plays bid it I'll throw this over the privilege. Kid does come from a how I wet. Daddy buckled on made it special. You Daddy all I thought what I was being upscale for you daddy I love. I love this bitter fucking staff who hates privileged people when he were on yachts. I know that's what I'm saying aged. She's a privilege kid. Get off the yacht. What do you think you're going to do? You think you'll be working for okay. And by the way she doesn't she doesn't have to know where you came from. She doesn't Dr Come from what I've done she doesn't have to. She's a guest. She paid money. Okay so where you came from is serving up some fucking like any any with caviar on top of a rare clam sir. Yeah like every every sad story. Wary of underprivileged abused youth ends with making Motto Ball. Soup can everybody just loves because your y