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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:07 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Made it very clear to me that i told the worst story in the history of the dan lebatardshow with stu guts lovingly a but a yeah look i i'm so thrilled that i have the opportunity to have two hours and fifty three minutes to redeem myself today a it is a very funny story an a rating maybe i'll be able to tell it again with with much more fast and perhaps more efficiently mardi it only took about six eight minutes maybe like maybe we replay the story later and there's no no we're not out seriously audience that we would have to get a sponsor i'm here already desert element i'm here every storytime with marty because you've you i don't know man i dunno i dunno how it happened i'm just glad that it did happen you become this sort of fan conduit to sports like current sports bucket list stuff like just glad that it did happen you become this sort of fan conduit to sports like current sports bucket list stuff like all right what's already doing this week going swimming with nick saving a west what's already doing this week while he's would daboh sweeney and he's doing it like you just it's it's been great to see which whether it's marty smith's america both the tv the podcast like all of these all of these things because you get to really sort of you know be lose not you're ever stuffy on there but you you know you're in a in a wet suit or a life jacket or whatever it is out on lake something lake lots of money in in georgia in it's been it's been pretty cool disease i i hope you did bring the stories from some of these people that we don't get to learn a whole lot about is such a blessing a tie had that opportunity and i know how rare it is it's not lost on me but i have gotten a do some amazing things i mean a they sent me the iceland a couple of years ago windy icelandic soccer team was in the year of championship a it'd be like radford university my alma mater making the final four something i mean that country was just overcome wis the fact that their national team had reached this improbable made this improbable run to the euro championship round and they sent a producer myself over there an and they basically were like hey go make us interesting tv were recently at a blank slate an in one day we were able to interview v president of the country v a one of the biggest stars there's a guy named gruner nelson who is conor mcgregor is buddy he's a human may star and he choked me out on camera we went through his place within forty five minutes outside of reiki big down some dirt road through a mountain and he was in a hot hot tub with a bunch of pretty girls and i'm like man this is living an so we go out there and he hops out of this hot tub in like some long underwear some long johns and he's like what do we noon i'm like a kid others chat with you about being from iceland and he's like yeah i'm gonna choke yeah so he choked me out any without like i was trying to tap the ground he didn't even apply much pressure knows almost done yeah so we've just gotten to do some amazing things i love every second of it in a crowd surfing at the draft wasn't interesting interesting moment a higher sheet of other people in new orleans were catching me let's let it were not gonna md the bucket here in the in the first segment but a lot more of that over the next three hours on what is already being described as ono no dannon stu gods are on vacation on the dan lebatardshow on twitter so oh i got some i have some a i have some gifts here rocking randall that looked like a really happy happy people it will be here till origin the origin of that nickname is well stu gods here hiring is challenging but there's one place you can go were hiring is simple fast and smart a place where growing businesses connect to qualified candidates that place is ziprecruiter dot com slash dan ziprecruiter send your job to over one hundred of the web's leading job boards but they don't stop there with their powerful matching technology ziprecruiter scans thousands of

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:58 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"You know, trouble with that one. Right. It's I don't know how much longer this campaign is running. But yes, I'm going to have trouble with it until it ends. I think I think he nailed at that time, you don't have to slow down so much or. So I wanted to talk about what happened here with Kevin Durant, because I found some of the stuff around it to be fascinating. Stu guts. I remember many years ago when it sort of dawned on me, it should've probably before then. But it dawned on me when Tim Duncan was taken out on a rebound. And Ray island made a shot and the next day instead of talking about anything related to the greatness of the game, the conversation became about Craig, Gregg Popovich being an idiot taking Tim Duncan out of the game. And if you're willing to do that to Gregg Popovich, you're basically willing to do it to anybody. We did it to Bella check when he went forward fourth and short one time. Again, Peyton Manning, we'll do it to anybody. And so what happens is. Much like the argument culture and sports and everything's changed at ESPN where people are arguing all over the place and Bobby doesn't want to be around it. I think. Mike. I don't know. I don't know why Bob Lee sabbatical is extendable. Yes. So let's run the air with something you don't know. I think I'm assuming it's because I'm assuming it's because we specifically us don't live up to his standard us not even everyone else that the network us. I think it's when I arrived at the same network as that's where the climbing and started, climbing on top of the head of Chris Berman like feces throwing monkey. So. As everything has changed at ESPN as you've seen Stephen a Smith become a cartoonish wrestling character who stands atop the mountain of guests Bagri. We do a lot of blaming. We do a lot of arguing, and when it comes to Kevin Durant. I found this fascinating. I don't know if you saw what happened with Tim. Koller calming who's an excellent reporter in the bay area. He's the one who wrote the column. Talking about how players inside the organization were wondering about Kevin Durant coming back and playing through pain. And. I think Klay after game five gave voice to the fact because what would Klay understand with missing time? Right. I think Klay said, yeah, we kind of wanted to get him back. And when we do blame culture stuff when it comes to Kevin Durant. This is the question I want to ask you, because I think everybody involved in this everyone deserves a measure of blame. You tell me. Out. There is putting pressure on Kevin Durant to not play in that situation. Where did you hear anywhere? I know max Kellerman said, hey, shouldn't we be careful? We got a question on highly questionable before you've been cleared to practice should the warriors rushing back, and I'm like doesn't need to be cleared to practice by the doctors know more about this than the gas bags on television. And the thing that I want to get into with Cal calming is, we need to find somebody or some place to put how bad, this feels people felt bad for how cruel that was that all the pressure in the world from every orifice of sports. Right. Was on Kevin Durant to play. And then he gets hurt. Now who do we blame? Where do we blame and cowl commie spent hours on Twitter yesterday? Saying this criticisms fair, this criticisms fair, simply because he wrote something from inside that locker room. Brent reported about how there were questions about Kevin Durant, and whether he should play. And then all the questions about his heart started whether he's got heart, and then boogie cousins is telling everyone to bleep off, but don't you think we should have questions?.

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

02:39 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"It's not that he's getting into the guy's pocket or whatever he siding with management over labor, and that never happens. It pro sports. I think what Mike Ryan was saying is right about Baker Mayfield that he's got some learning to do about the politics of the position. But he's been rewarded so much for being the way that he is that he didn't realize what he was stepping in there because that, that is the kind of stuff now it doesn't matter Mayfield might be better enough to eliminate it might be good enough that he can eliminate all of it because he's that kind of great. But that's the kind of stuff that makes you lose the guys in your own huddle when they see you do this to do John season unique situation. Because that's the only guy on that team really that would pull him aside and say, don't do that to do Johnson. He's bigger Mayfield in its second year is one of the veteran leaders on this, you know, wanna be seen as pro management when you're in that position, it's what? Tore apart, the Seahawks toward the Torah apart that Russell Wilson was the one who would seen as pro management and he's the one who got all the money and he's the only one still standing there to be their resolution wasn't technically pro management. Right. They just they thought he thought he was. He must've been if he was viewed that way. No, you think the whole locker rooms wrong about. I think they were mad that he got credit. And they're like the defense is what one not not his quarterback play in this case, he is very clearly pro management. He's vocally saying clearly, and I think that certainly the impression do Johnson's team gets. And maybe that's impressions at other players in the league. I know what's happening here. This is Baker keeping up for the guys that actually want to be there. He takes us against the world a little too seriously. And this is one of those times and many would argue, the Hugh Jackson thing is where maybe got away from him a little bit. There is one comp to this improv sports. This is Reggie Jackson was on. Okay. City thunder and he was going to be a free agent. So he said, look, Russell Westbrook's here. I'm never going to be the starting point guard. Trade me and Russell Westbrook. Basically commended the locker room to freeze him out. We don't talk to him. And when he was talking to the media, he would receive like re- refer to him very derisively say, you know, the guys who want to be here. They're here, the guys who don't need looks over. I Reggie Jackson. We don't care about them donlevatar. Chris, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend. The last six quarterbacks for the Washington Redskins, all have four letters in their first name, Stu guts, hurt cousins, Alex Smith, Colt McCoy, Mark Sanchez Josh Johnson..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:05 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Stugatz on ESPN radio. What is the consensus in the shipping container filled with frightened refugees does Obama? No, who Stu guts, is Obama's a sports fan, he golfs with Kornheiser yesterday. We'll bond wouldn't let go of his hand because he wanted to maximize the photo opportunity of holding the president's hand and. Continuing the conversation and he knows sports people he did he dab up, Stephen Smith. Oh, yes. Of course. Yep. Tweet eight about it. Hang on. I think if he's stumbled into stugatz he'd do one of these things he'd snap his fingers ESPN, the while you're making them. And now what are you doing there? What are you doing? He definitely does not have awkward exchanges. Like he is some move. He sees guts. What's up man gives him a hug? And he keeps moving before the conversation goes any deeper and he proves that he does away. Nobody believes that. He doesn't know who's gone says. Oh, he knows to got here is the tweet from Stephen nice just had the pleasure of meeting, the man, himself apparati Obama. He is in a house at the game asked if I needed to calm down. He said, Nope, it's working for you. Run with it. No reason for me to go against his advice. Hashtag ha I see that exact exchange having to God's too, though he tells them it's working for you. Run with it. I think he says that everyone to be polite about everything your stuff is working for you. Really? So you're getting into territory where you think that he doesn't know who Stephen as is that what you know, or you're suggesting that he didn't have a unique message for Stephen only told Stephen. Hey, former president insincere it's, it's damn near impossible to be a sports fan and not know who Stephen a Smith is at this point, is it like is, is, is there, someone who's a legitimate sports fan anywhere in sports in America, that doesn't know who Stephen a Smith is? That's not even possible. Is it non sports fans know him? In fact, I saw campaign. That's our Ganic on Twitter to get Stephen aid to be the next Jay Joan Jameson in a Spiderman franchise. I think this is an inspired casting an absolutely needs to happen. What do you imagine that, that looks like I take every day he doesn't have to change a thing about it? He just has to be Stephen a Smith and just argue with Peter Parker instead of max Kellerman. It's perfect for him. Stugatz. Do you think the president or the former president of the United States knows who you are? I mean, he loves ESPN, he could soums ESPN Columbia's panda isn't to know. Look, does he love and consume ESPN news. Right. That is. That's, that's what I'm trying to figure. Definitely knows Dan. Right. There's no question about he watches. I mean listen, he watches the mothership. I don't know if downs ESPN new year when you're on the mothership every damn member. They went on the pardon. The interruption guys went on the links with forty four and forty four mentioned your article on Cuba. So he knows you by name. Yeah. Well, he knows what my stance is on Cuba on. You know, he knows you and got to show up on around the horn a couple times, and highly questionable a few times, and his name is sue God's it's one of those names that resonate in this industry, right? So around the horn is well, of course, I was in that Mike and the mad dog thirty for thirty might leave shots. I mean. Wins across final four. Honestly, if yesterday he didn't tell we'll cut it out with the stugatz stuff. I'd be very surprised very surprised because you said, we'll bond you running away from me. And you know what he was running away from. He knew he was going to tell them like, hey, take it easy guys, you're going to little hard on him lately. I know what has to happen here. You gotta have your people reach out to his people, Dan. And then just find out if he knows it's got this, okay. Allison, call the call the White House and see what we can make happen there. After you found anti Ruis junior police because I'd like to talk to the anti, it's an it. No. It's Andy Andy. No percents. It anti..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:34 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"And so we were talking about this, like these just mourning mourning heaters, stress heaters. And this is what someone writes on Twitter, the mind blowing revelation on the Dan lebatardshow today that stugatz smokes heaters has been rethinking my membership in the stugatz army, and my unbridled, adoration and devotion to the mighty Stu a chink in the armor has been revealed. Your show. So wait a minute or smokers now were allowed to judge smokers were allowed to, to withdraw from the stugotz army over what is viewed as a character flaw of liking heaters listeners, listen okay, and listen closely? Stugotz army, listen closely. This is a fitness plan. Okay. It is part of a fitness plan. I am. I am what it does to your health. Okay. But what I am also telling you is if you smoke enough of these heaters, you will have a six pack you'll be ripped 'cause you wanna eat. And so it's part of my fitness plan body by Stu, and so it was it, I'm not suggesting anyone smoke. But if you want to shed a couple of bounds, they might not be just in the morning case chesting is in the morning, just to the morning. All right. Because not only do I get rid when I when I have a heater, but it also helps me poop. Don, if I that's the real reason. I mean it induces poop. Okay. That's another reason keeps you regular. That's nice what I want to understand a little bit. Better is the idea of if you're in the God's army and against God's last week for those of you who are not aware to be in shape for those of you who are not aware, Stu gods did his first week of highly questionable. He was so excited about it. He wore a borrow jacket all week on the air. All right. If you're in that army. Why wouldn't your general smoke heaters in the morning? Like, what are you doing? I don't think like you get the army that you're fighting for. I don't think that you understand your mission statement. If you're not someone who's in that army embracing factor. I think your general first thing in the morning for breakfast, as part of his fitness plan, eats, eight cigarettes. I'm doing it for them. I mean I need to be tiptop shape for them up doing it for us to God. So I mean for mayday thinks gossip just this clean, cut eating kale salads. And like what did they think was happening? I really don't understand that person threatening to withdraw from the army, you've been dishonorably discharged, shouldn't be this army understand what this is this army absolutely marches in the battle with a heater in what if what if there's this world where some people listen to God's just turn it off when you start talking. And so this whole time. They nose to God's version of every story, and I think he's a true telling like healthy living. Great guy. Was living food groups recently was pizza. That. It's on the pyramid healthy living, Stu guts, really, you're talking about. You're right, general this army, I encourage people to smoke a heater and flick it right before we kill someone. Right before the army margins that is how he begins his battle. That is how he leaves the Spartans into battle. Cigarette out of his mouth. And flicks it is it Scott foster. He likes the wink after he after tease, you alrea Malloy. I liked to flick, a cigarette right after I crush you about that. Feel so much better. I mean it just puts a little little punctuation at the end of the kill. I'm not understanding again, I'm not understanding explained to me someone who fancied themselves a member of the army, put it on the poll. Please at lebatardshow. I mean, Stu got started a highly questionable. That's we trying to muffle burp. Like, that's how this one just muffled went on pretty sure swallowed his own vomit. I did. A segment on highly questionable the first segment of the show. It began with Stu gods. Hello, welcome to highly questionable. And if you look next to him next to me, you would have seen someone unsuccessfully trying to muffle Bergen healthier this, this over teen is working. Here comes on truck..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

02:59 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"We do realize, right. That Armageddon is a battle of the interns, and we have that as being less of a thing than agree to disagree. We had no given. No, no, no. That's that's entirely right? The Boston now might put it together, though, we could. We've. The official committee, getting cannot be less than agree to disagree. Armageddon should be. I should be right in front of Powell's of Auburn Hills. You know what we agree to disagree? Well, listen to. Not much of a tension. Far. That's not much tension far. All right. Everyone would calm down with Draymond say, it's a tiff a tip with drink Dan, a tiff tiff. I like everyone needs to settle down for a second gloves off, Dan gloves are off disagree. This is this pretty next level. I mean, not agreeing to disagree. The second Abreu clean. This is at least a kerfuffle, whatever that is. I think stands right, though, when Mike shouts at him agree to disagree. And stand comes back with disagree. I will not agree to disagree. I disagree and I continue to disagree disagree. What do you do with that? It feels like a bit of a stalemate. What you do with. That is you take the gloves off, and then you enter fisticuffs and you have a kerfuffle, then it becomes a bit of a hub-bub, and we do not want hub up around here. It's never gotten beyond the hubbub in these studios. Come on, you know, you're wrong about Armageddon. You know, you're wrong Can defense. defensive because you say so just look up the damn definition of Armageddon. All right. Stan, listen, you have never been more wrong on this. Because if you wanted to have Armageddon rise up in these rankings, that would be understandable, but you have to concede that Armageddon has to be below palace of Auburn Hills. You have to agree. I do that. Oh, that green below palace hill. But you can't have Armageddon below agree to disagree. Well, the thing where do you want to do you want to? Burleigh hanging by early burly. Oh, the slobber knocker you wanted to head of war STAN, like where, where would you like? It's gotta be in the riot war palace of Auburn Hills. It's in that bracket should be together. Yes. Careful bracket. Exactly right in the semi-finals, Stu guts. Mike, you need to simmer down your agree to disagree with me. He didn't. He disagreed with your agree to disagree. Yes, I do I disagree with the agreement to disagree..

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"stu guts" Discussed on Weekend Observations with Stu and Jr.

Weekend Observations with Stu and Jr.

04:07 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on Weekend Observations with Stu and Jr.

"Right. The one we like to make fun of here in LA is a couple years ago. Remember, they signed contagious, caldwell-pope, right? So contagious caldwell-pope is represented by clutch sports, which is the agency, LeBron James is represented by. So this is what I knew for sure. Lebron was coming, okay? The year before LeBron. Get you. They signed Davis caldwell-pope to a one year eighteen million dollar deal. That's not even the kicker yet. Okay. Wouldn't Pelinka starts talking about contagious, caldwell-pope and the signing with the Los Angeles Lakers. He starts quoting a bible scripture, okay? And I believe he said, it's the book of Genesis, which it even wasn't even the white book okay that he was referring to which is very much into with what you would do in that situation. Screw that part up. But I love the Old Testament. I mean you're in my wheelhouse right now with the dust George, I know exactly. So he said, he goes, it's like when contagious was on the market, and he wanted to be a Laker an paraphrasing some here. It's like Munna from heaven, and I was like can cave is called blow. Pope is mono- from heaven. Like, are you serious? He's like he's never made an all NBA team. There have been an all star. He's never even sniffed an all star games. He's from heaven like that point, I'm like could Todd? This is just more meat. You know what I mean? Like, and that's that's right there, where I said to me, he's got a little, Stu guts in them, the more you tell me about the link of the moral of I mean, again, if they were doing a remake of the movie twins, Schwarzenegger, and devito, UN Pelinka could do a version of that IB the ugly twin though. Right. You'd be the smarmy just like mean-spirited ugly. Twin and he'd be the good looking one because he looks like Rob Lowe great. God ropley. It's a perfect day to write. Pelinka. Oh my God. You Lincoln you all the way around this way, Pelinka, and you're that way. This way like that way. But Lincoln every the love of God this guy, so it's always something. And then the other day he said this thing, only I'm Asuka who covers the Lakers for. Yes, bien dot com. Asked rob Pelinka after they went from eleven to four in the lottery. What did he bring for good luck if anything to the lottery? So Pelinka instead of just answering the question, you know, like David Griffin had that little trinket, or whatever that he brought that had some sort of significant. So he goes into this long diatribe, and it's hard to like rip him for it. But it's like really is necessary. Like he says, I had asked my son who is eleven. What should I bring to the draft lottery for good luck son? He said dad just bring some optimism. He said the world needs more optimism. It's like come on, man. Not only you invoking your eleven year old son. But now you're just sitting here like you're, you're just hamming it up. Like, we don't need this. Okay. You could have just said your eleven year old son said, dad, you don't need anything. Because you're good to go. Don't even know like do we know eleven year old son actually said that should we vet that. Like that's kind of the place. We are with rob again. We all tell little white lies. But this guy tells them every day, he's you, I could tell you that his eleven year old son did not say anything close to that. Okay. Listen. I speaks like that guy. Was it none? That's why I'm telling you that there's no way his eleven year olds hunt said to absorb Pelinka at I'm proud of them. And I start to like a more and more with each passing story. He took liberties with his own words. This guy is my man. I mean he's literally like a cross between you and Confucius. Yes, I love. I listen, you might not be your Pelinka, but he's my Pelinka again. Lincoln you around. That's for sure. Wet, right. Past Confucius, because you don't know who that is. He has no idea who Confucius no chance that he say could use here. Listen, Georgia, Georgia is a sideline reporter for the NBA..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:33 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Have Steven Jackson punching the customers when basketball is blacker in baseball. And hockey, though, everybody fights and throws things at each other. And it's not quite as band. What do you do with that? Yeah. And again, I mean, I understand the hockey thing. But even the fighting is not nearly as dangerous in my opinion as a guy throwing one hundred mile an hour fastball at somebody's head. I mean, I it just you know, that guy turns wrong and catches at in his face. I mean, it's ridiculous. It needs to be stopped. That doesn't mean. I don't think that the hockey stuff should be stopped to. You know, the NBA's done a great job of it. And they've done it because they've been serious about their penalties. And guys don't fight much in the NBA. I mean, you know, they'll at best pushing shove, and there's a lot of Yellen back and forth eliminated. At that that Ryan that riot at the palace was so punitive they eliminated fighting they limited hell, they eliminate physical basketball compared to how it was being played back. Then there's no question about it. You know? And it's exactly what Stu guts is saying major league baseball doesn't care. They like it it creates interest. You know, they'll suspend a guy a pitcher. Oh, miss one. Start a player. Miss a couple of games. And and that's it. They wanna they wanna get on with it. It does create interest. It does get people talking and. You know, it's the any publicity is good publicity line of thinking. Like, I gotta go to commercial. What were you going in my ear?.

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:14 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Well, what's happening there where negotiations here where do we get some money? We call fos who can give us some money. I don't wanna hear that. Our budget has been eaten up by that hippo donation that had to be made swallowed up as a as a hippo eats watermelon. That's the exact example. I would give you right now. I mean, we're probably looking at a lower tier if we want anything, Omar Gooding Kubasak brother two hundred dollars. That's overprice. Come on really starve playmakers. Star of playmakers. I mean, he was main storyline. Yeah. It was. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that Zach Galligan you may not know him from his name. But you definitely know his face from gremlins thirty nine ninety nine gremlins. I got somebody here. Making fun of me. How old you have to beat a reference checking green, and I went comedic -ly there with the funny name of a comedian. That's on you for not knowing who shaking all you got to know who check green. You don't have to know who shekel green is ally. It no, no, I don't like my allies borscht belt. What were you trying to do with the stew guts, you were just barreling through the jokes? There was no you had no comedic timing. You are a funny person you would just rushing through the jokes of poorly written lounge act poorly written. It was a LAN Jack. I'm I'm I have the soul of abortion belt comedian. I should be in the Catskills in hundred forty five opening for shaky green. That's why I was destined to be I pitched this stem yesterday. And I tried to tell him that. Stugatz. Does this off the top of his head? You just gotta have bullet points and go it was so bad loves to pre right everything. It was terrible because he was pretty writing as opposed to just giving a sports opinion. That's a hot tank like you not hard that is to screw up. I feel like I can do it better than that. Next segment. Ghirma we can get Ashley Parker angel for fifty five bucks. A message. Is this actually Parker angel because a photo of him is just him and his underwear and duties cut Bill, you gotta put waffle house up there somewhere. Right. Same family of drunken wonderful food same family. Julie Stewart banks five dollars can get JSP. This is what we need to do. This is what? Cameo has to get a cut of this. So she's not even getting five dollars. She's probably getting a couple of dollars. I want to do it for a dime. And you're gonna get your money's worth out of me. Think my clubhouse leader right now is Bruce Vallance for fifty bucks. Clubhouse leader. I don't want to buy just one of these. I wanna buy several of them when you can get the sincerity that in Tonio Brown gave us from the comforts of his swimming pool where you can hear the cash register in the background just taking your five hundred dollars. He's wishing someone a happy birthday anniversary wedding happy thirtieth birthday. And I hear this a second anniversary wedding. Hope your birthday as Bowman. It's amazing to see you cameo. And remember each five hundred dollar purchase. We'll go directly to charity. What the hell happened Cody has been ripping the diva wide receiver for many many years around here. What the hell happened to the hardened tough diva wide receiver. You never know.

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

03:24 min | 2 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"We went for the visual joke a little early here. If you're listening only to the show, you do not see that right now, Stu guts is there and ready to give takes again. This is a character that we have created air that is dangerously low on those genes, look, we need to be careful here. Mike because we're going to get Disney in trouble for pornography. If we go one inch down on on that gut. We are awfully low were awfully low there. There's some landing strips centrality. All right anyways. Here we go. This is this a character. That is now breaking news from the gut because we've told you before that journalism has changed and much of what you see on ESPN is just a bunch of people speculating. And giving you their opinion and gas bags passing off news. That's not news as news here is to guts to give you the latest information from the gut go head to gut. I have a gut feeling Duke zone. Williamson is going to be a monumental disappointment. In the NBA kid can't even wear a sneaker. Right. He's going to be such a draft bus. He'll get a nice gift basket from Sam Bowie. How about that? Defrocked? Montreal elewa. Johnny Manziel is going to sign to play in the alliance of American football. And be the league MVP this season. He'll play the team coached by Steve Spurrier because that's the only person on the league I can name of of Trent. What's his name? Dwayne Wade will change his mind and his last dance farewell season with the Miami Heat won't be either d Wade will limit crazy misunderstanding in claim he meant all along that this season would be the sort of an endless three year. Farewell tour like Elton John tiger, Greg. Greg hold on a second. Hold on. How is it that you've turn this character into a terrible lounge? Ac that's clearly reading like how at look I do you mean clearly reading. I'm a ventriloquist listen to me, you're reading. So clearly that your guts not doing anything in the way of performing and talking because you're so interested in reading correctly, and you're just sort of blowing through the the terrible comedy line. You wanna you wanna start again in sound like you're reading slightly less. Tiger Woods will boldly predicted. He can still catch and pass Jack Nicklaus for career majors. That'll be from an interview given in two thousand and forty-three when tiger is sixty eight neck and back feeling better. Tiger will say swing is getting close the latest. The Lakers will make the playoffs because LeBron James. We'll take over himself and take almost all of the shots on his team. Averaging fifty six points the remainder of the season and stealing the scoring title. From harden? Baseball umpires will not be calling balls and strikes in two years. It will be all laser technology. Close plays at the plate will be decided by the first base umpire, who'll do double duty gut feeling Peyton Manning. We'll replace Jason Witten in the Monday night football booth and for one season and then like Whitten come out of retirement zoom his NFL career. How about that? All right. That's enough. Thank you, Stu gods for just a truly terrible performance..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:51 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Get one of your people up because you guys have been live all night ordering a single carrot on post mates. Somebody do the job of Komodo and get the sound cleared for stugatz. Just from my sanity. Just so he leaves me the bleep alone. Stupidity. Honest got Mike. It's been three days. It doesn't matter. What I'm doing? I'm talking to Mike Tyson. I'm talking to Pat Riley, Dan, you gotta call the publicist to Komodo book. He's getting better. Because usually this would all happen twelve hours before su- potty launches and he's been bothering you for three days. So he's actually getting better. Thank you. My stupidity. How many times do you scream stoop? Dan. Today. It is a podcast that has debuted bigger than Oprah's menas is lagging behind so as south beach session. So is Dr Phil and everyone else in the universe. But Meena is lagging behind by just fractions, you need to fix this by supporting menas football podcast with their dog, which she by the way, this guy is strong in her half of that podcast is the shipping container this week. You learn well, they were great. This is the interesting pivot of the Munich Himes football podcast, which features our dog lending because it's now a year round podcast. So we got to see how entertaining calms can be in an offseason, and I would have to admit it's mighty entertaining. Even the parts had aren't us. Even though Joe flacco you're talking about Joe flacco, if he gets traded and gets traded sort of midway through your podcast, which is always kind of interesting, but right now lebatardshow friends feature three of the top ten podcast and sports and recreation. Let's give me some love. Let's get it to the top spot subscribe to Munich spot. Well, let's get her to the top spot. And then. When when potty launches if it launches it will regain number one on. Talk in the local hour about challenging Stu guts. And like the personal and occupational hazard of coming for the king..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

02:33 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"I don't want oversell this because I haven't heard it yet. But if you're just joining us, STAN Van Gundy is a liar. Stan Van Gundy. We mailed him. A tee shirt to wear today that is of David Stearns face with a clown knows. We were talking about this during the Super Bowl when barstool and they've got that shirt with Roger Goodell and a clown nose. And we didn't know if Sean Payton was wearing that under his shirt, and when we were having that conversation, I believe STAN Van Gundy promised that he would wear that shirt. So we have mailed it to him. And now he is just I mean, just a chicken just it's terrible. And so Mike, I don't want oversell this, but Stu gods? What should be the stakes here on? If we provide proof that STAN Van Gundy did indeed agree to do this. He's gotta wear it for multiple shows instead of just one show. I mean, that's I think that's fair. Right. Gotta wear for a week. Gotta wear it everywhere around and they're all platforms. There have to be stakes to this whereabouts. No matter what you play. I'm not gonna trust you because you guys Dr audio all the time as evidenced by really hot Brooks is an idiot. Said you said it again did not. You guys are the worst. All right. Well, no, we're not the worst. You're the worst the worst word. And so let's Mike I want to know what the stakes are though, there have to be consequences. He can't be. I can't believe STAN Van Gundy as gods like weasel trying to get out of this bet that he already agreed to stick. Insult Stu guts. Because of me. I mean, you were just the catalyst. He was going to do that. Anyway, it's the formula. Stan don't they? Without further ado, here's the undocked possibly if we were to send you a shirt of David Stern with a clown nose. Would you wear it on ESPN news for us? Yeah. I probably would. I'm not worried. I certainly wouldn't be worried about offending David Stern. I mean, who's one of the most thin skinned people that I've ever been around. That is doctored staying, no, that's not dot. I remember that. You're right. All right. So now where are we now? We've got you bought, you know, for the moment, I've had time to think about it. I I wouldn't do it. Now. Let's listen type probably okay. Take that out. Mike. I want to point out the hypocrisy of this. Because Mike, I want you to listen to STAN Gundy in his own words, not doctored saying flatly, he's not afraid of David Stern..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:34 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"I don't want oversell this because I haven't heard it yet. But if you're just joining us, STAN Van Gundy is a liar. Stan Van Gundy. Mailed him. A tee shirt to wear today that is of David Stearns face with a clown knows. We were talking about this during the Super Bowl when barstool and they've got that shirt with Roger Goodell and a clown nose. And we didn't know Sean Payton was wearing that under his shirt. And when we were having that conversation, I believe STAN Van Gundy promised that he would wear that shirt. So we have mailed it to him. And now he is just I mean, just a chicken just it's terrible. And so Mike, I don't want oversell this, but Stu gods? What should be the stakes here on? If we provide proof that STAN Van Gundy did indeed agree to do this. He's gotta wear it for multiple shows instead of just one show. I mean, that's I think that's fair. Right. Gonna wear for a week. Gotta wear it everywhere around and they're all platforms. There have to be stakes to this whereabouts. All no matter what you play. I'm not gonna trust you because you guys Dr audio all the time as evidenced by really hot Brooks is an idiot. Said you said it again, I did not. You guys are the worst. All right. Well, no, we're not the worst. You're the worst the worst word. And so let's Mike I want to know what the stakes are though, there have to be consequences. He can't be. I can't believe STAN Van Gundy as gods like weasel trying to get out of this bet that he already agreed to insult Stu guts..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:20 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Radio. Forgive me here on the front end for publicly betraying, my friend. Stan Van Gundy, but he threw just an enormous temper tantrum during the break because we didn't get his nuggets. We couldn't get to his. Nuggets. And he thinks it's disrespectful. He's a name. He's a he's royalty. The Van Gundy name is royalty in basketball. And they don't learn at anybody's name people. Learn at the knees of the van Gundy's. And so when he's got nuggets we should be going to the nuggets. He's a credible basketball source. He knows more about this stuff than we do loves basketball. He's great at the analysis and disrespected the only thing that's credible. Right. So yeah, it's a crack. And so, but but he lost a lot of respect from me. Okay. Not not all of it. But like ninety seven percent with this temper tantrum that he threw don't laugh I now you're trying to pretend to camouflage it nobody saw your hostility more than I did during the break. So fine. Let's do it credible. Standing gundy. Let's go ahead. And do your three crappy. James harden, nuggets aren't going to be a lot different than the three nuggets the week before that or the week before that. Timing. How fortunate I'm sorry stand. Robinson? He's gonna get mad again. He's gonna get mad at me my slam. He is. He's furious. Looking at. All right. The magic creative content. We always stop when the magic creative content is there. What does it say? There's to God looky looky. What are the three most interesting things about James harden as of January twenty four two thousand nineteen? God want to win. Has magical powers? So go ahead. Stan the third-best hot basketball nugget to throw in America's face is. Well, actually, Stu guts stole my one about the unassisted basket. So we'll go with last night became the first player since March of two thousand to score sixty points and grabbed fifteen rebounds in the same game. Week effort because to God's look. It's never a good thing for your now. Get STAN when you say Stu gods had the thought before I really it's no good. Let's be honest. I stole it from somewhere. I know you stole by. Find the way Stu guts, it's nine thirty four mountain time. The second best nugget from stand Van Gundy about James harden, which makes it about the ninth best noggin because he's had nothing. But James harden, nuggets, he's on the teams hardened beat. He's like what would what window system? Lebron inven- Gundy. His James harden. Go ahead. What's your second? Best puckett? Not only is James harden. A great player. He's the hero of the analytics guys who only want players to shoot free throws layups in threes last night in New York. He became the first player in league history to shoot twenty three's and twenty free throws in the same game. That good ones, Dan, you should be proud of that one give you a hard time with that was a good one. And finally, the best James harden nugget from this week is. Speaking of hardens free throw attempts shut twenty five last night and leads the league shooting almost twelve again, focus on him being given calls as a major reason for his success. But the fact is if we eliminated free throws and only field goals twos. And threes heartened would still. Yes. Those final twos. Yeah. She brought it after you took his original original thought I wanted to ask you about a story segues awkwardly. It fascinated me yesterday in the Atlantic because it was exhaustively reported, and I believed to be among these public figures who have shame themselves. Louis C K Kevin Spacey. I believe it. About that..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:19 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Forgive me here on the front end for publicly betraying, my friend. Stan Van Gundy, but he threw just an enormous temper tantrum during the break because we didn't get his nuggets we couldn't get to his nuggets. And he thinks it's disrespectful. He's a name. He's he's royalty. The Van Gundy name is ROY. Royalty in basketball, and they don't learn at anybody's need people. Learn at the knees of the van Gundy's. And so when he's got nuggets we should be going to the nuggets. He's a credible basketball source. He knows more about this stuff than we do. We love basketball. He's great at the analysis and disrespected the only thing that's credible. Right. So yeah, it's a crack. And so, but but he lost a lot of respect from me. Okay. Not all of it. But like ninety seven percent with this temper tantrum that he don't laugh I now you're trying to pretend camouflage it nobody saw your hostility more than I did during the break. So fine. Let's do it credible. Stan Van Gundy. Let's go ahead. And do your three crappy James harden nuggets and aren't going to be a lot different than the three nuggets the week before that or the week before that. Timing. How fortunate I'm sorry. Stan. That that rummaging. He's gonna get mad again. He's gonna get mad at me mice. I am. He is. He's furious. Looking. All right. The magic creative content. We always stop when the magic creative content is there. What does it say? There's two God looky looky. What are the three? Most interesting things about James harden as of January twenty four two thousand nineteen. God want to win. She has magical powers. So go ahead. Stan the third best hot basketball nugget to throw in America's face is. Well, actually, Stu guts stole my one about the unassisted basket. So we'll go with last night. Jake's became the first player since March of two thousand to score sixty points and grabbed fifteen rebounds in the same game. Week effort because to God's looked at never a good thing for your now, get stand when you say Stu gods had the thought before I did. It's really it's no good. Let's be honest. I stole it from somewhere. I know you stole by the way. Guts it's nine thirty four mountain times. The second best nugget from stand Van Gundy about James harden, which makes it about the ninth best noggin because he's had nothing. But James harden, nuggets, he's on the James harden beat he's like, what would what window or system? Lebron? The n Van Gundy. His James harden. Go ahead. What's your second? Best talking. Not only is James harden. A great player. He's the hero of the analytics guys who only want players to shoot free throws layups in threes last night in New York. He became the first player in league history to shoot twenty three's and twenty free throws in the same game. That's a good one. Stan you should be proud of that one. We'll give you a hard time. But that was a good one. And finally, the best James harden nugget from this week is. Speaking of hardens, free throw attempts. He shut twenty five last night and leads the league shooting almost twelve again, focus on him being given calls as a major reason for his success. But the fact is if we eliminated free throws and only counted field goals twos. And threes heartened would still. Yes. Those final twos. Yeah. He brought it after you took his original original thought I wanted to ask you about a story segues awkwardly. It fascinated me yesterday in the Atlantic because it was exhaustively reported, and I believed to be among these public figures who have shamed themselves. Louis C K Kevin Spacey. I believe it. About that..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:56 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Then let me think about this for second where you don't have normally three hundred and fifty pound people on the same plane envious as the hundred seventy five pound ball, baseball, hockey soccer. Okay. So it's not let me tell you about casper. If I got better sleep last night. Maybe that wouldn't happen. You think an eighteen year old kid could deal with bangs? That's what it's all about. I mean, craw not ready. Yeah. Every sport boxing is just gonna say physical sport was the what's the word. That was missing there. Like, a sports is basketball. You got me on basketball. Got you on all. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have a lot of room to move on this what donlevatar yo chicken times to God's modern gob live at our show with this to God's on ESPN radio. So I got us to got story for you. And we're going to update the polls in a second. This is not surprising about Stu gods. But he just he has no idea really how annoying he is though. Because he has been doing nothing for forty five minutes but wandering around here making nothing, but fangs references because of the Denver Broncos coaching search. He's just wandering around wearing everyone out with commentary on the defense. Could be fangs out, you know. And he's just he's got all sorts of ideas. He's bouncing off the walls in here. But this is what happened a couple of days ago. I'm not making it up. I need to explain to the audience the difference between the TV and radio studios. We work at the Cleveland or in south beach is famous bar on a famous strip of land and our radio and television studios are connected, but separate they're soundproof distances between the two and every once in a while. Stugatz will walk just leaving just leaving the building sort of through the television show because he's gotta get to go where he's going. So this is what actually happens I see God's leave. It's normal thing. We're done. I think. He leaves my view, and we are presently taping. And what we are taping has the numbers twenty five and ten minute. Okay. I want you to just know that this is all the information. Gots has as all he's heard is twenty five and ten now we were talking about Zion Williamson in a game or something. But we are taping. We are doing the segment and Stu guts yells comes back in and yells. You guys talking about the Pacers man not getting enough attention this year. It's the quietest twenty-seventh thirteen starting MBA yell to him. Get like you would with a dog. That's eating something shouldn't be. I love a good peyser snack. I mean. At lebatardshow. What would the pace snack Bacall? You take me. Take me for a walk. I p and a couple of bushes. I come back. You rub. My belly and give you a little Pacers. I talked couple of depots The chew. two. Lebatardshow Instagram and Twitter is how you update the poll. Does anyone else think that's weird? Like, he's got plenty of places where he can give all his sports opinions. The idea of telling us he's on his way out the door that the Pacers are underrated is useless to me. I think the the guys on this show just numb to it. They're used to since nineteen years old. Yeah. Bangs out defense, though. What are they doing Denver or are? They just get it. They're going to have things defense. And what are they doing the job under heating care? He just wanted the job. He didn't get what the arrangement was. And so I guess Scooby running off. He's like let me run the defense. Just the title of head coach kubiak, and do whatever the hell he wants on often hangs out this from long time longtime football insider, Alex marvez. Nothing concrete nothing is capitalized. But NFL folks I've spoken with this morning. Believe Chris Richard will land the Miami Dolphins at coaching job. Chris rich guy was different. It is the cat is really. Is it Richard or Rashard? Christmasy french. Why would you be friends? Now, he's there's a huge difference between Christmas shooting. Short. Let us calmer shore because Billy's right about this Richard with. Was just seeing how handsome this man. God Cowboys K R I S or this guy. This is the guy. Oh, he's handsome. Tim O some rate higher..

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"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

04:56 min | 3 years ago

"stu guts" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Then let me think about this for second where you don't have normally three hundred and fifty pound people on the same plane envious as the hundred seventy five pound ball, baseball, hockey soccer. Okay. So it's not let me tell you about casper. If I got better sleep last night. Maybe that wouldn't happen. You think an eighteen year old kid could deal with bangs? That's what it's all about. I mean, craw not ready. Yeah. Every sport boxing is just gonna say physical sport was the what's the word. That was missing there. Like, a sports is basketball. You got me on basketball. Got you on all. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have a lot of room to move on this what donlevatar yo chicken times to God's modern gob live at our show with this to God's on ESPN radio. So I got us to got story for you. And we're going to update the polls in a second. This is not surprising about Stu gods. But he just he has no idea really how annoying he is though. Because he has been doing nothing for forty five minutes but wandering around here making nothing, but fangs references because of the Denver Broncos coaching search. He's just wandering around wearing everyone out with commentary on the defense. Could be fangs out, you know. And he's just he's got all sorts of ideas. He's bouncing off the walls in here. But this is what happened a couple of days ago. I'm not making it up. I need to explain to the audience the difference between the TV and radio studios. We work at the Cleveland or in south beach is famous bar on a famous strip of land and our radio and television studios are connected, but separate they're soundproof distances between the two and every once in a while. Stugatz will walk just leaving just leaving the building sort of through the television show because he's gotta get to go where he's going. So this is what actually happens I see God's leave. It's normal thing. We're done. I think. He leaves my view, and we are presently taping. And what we are taping has the numbers twenty five and ten minute. Okay. I want you to just know that this is all the information. Gots has as all he's heard is twenty five and ten now we were talking about Zion Williamson in a game or something. But we are taping. We are doing the segment and Stu guts yells comes back in and yells. You guys talking about the Pacers man not getting enough attention this year. It's the quietest twenty-seventh thirteen starting MBA yell to him. Get like you would with a dog. That's eating something shouldn't be. I love a good peyser snack. I mean. At lebatardshow. What would the pace snack Bacall? You take me. Take me for a walk. I p and a couple of bushes. I come back. You rub. My belly and give you a little Pacers. I talked couple of depots The chew. two. Lebatardshow Instagram and Twitter is how you update the poll. Does anyone else think that's weird? Like, he's got plenty of places where he can give all his sports opinions. The idea of telling us he's on his way out the door that the Pacers are underrated is useless to me. I think the the guys on this show just numb to it. They're used to since nineteen years old. Yeah. Bangs out defense, though. What are they doing Denver or are? They just get it. They're going to have things defense. And what are they doing the job under heating care? He just wanted the job. He didn't get what the arrangement was. And so I guess Scooby running off. He's like let me run the defense. Just the title of head coach kubiak, and do whatever the hell he wants on often hangs out this from long time longtime football insider, Alex marvez. Nothing concrete nothing is capitalized. But NFL folks I've spoken with this morning. Believe Chris Richard will land the Miami Dolphins at coaching job. Chris rich guy was different. It is the cat is really. Is it Richard or Rashard? Christmasy french. Why would you be friends? Now, he's there's a huge difference between Christmas shooting. Short. Let us calmer shore because Billy's right about this Richard with. Was just seeing how handsome this man. God Cowboys K R I S or this guy. This is the guy. Oh, he's handsome. Tim O some rate higher..

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