35 Burst results for "Stolen Car"

Heather Mac Donald: There Is No Epidemic of Fatal Police Shootings Against Unarmed Black Americans

Mike Gallagher Podcast

02:08 min | 3 weeks ago

Heather Mac Donald: There Is No Epidemic of Fatal Police Shootings Against Unarmed Black Americans

"In the middle of all the challenges with covert in afghanistan and we still have police under attack. I had a chance to catch up with the great heather mcdonald. Heather mcdonald is the author of the war on cops great political voice great commentator on law enforcement. Here's what we talked about. Recently heather mcdonald studies data. And i wanna talk about the data that refused the narrative that blacks unarmed black. Americans are in peril of being gunned. Down by a by america's police officers every day. I have callers who've told me that i had listeners. Who say what. What does the data say about that narrative. It's preposterous narratives. That percentage of blacks allegedly unarmed blacks. Who were killed by. The cops is a minute fraction. it's about point one. two point. Two percent of all blacks killed of homicide each year last year and and i say allegedly unarmed because this data comes from the washington post database of fatal police killings. The washington post defines unarmed. As broadly as possible to try and get as many people into that category as possible. So if you're trying to grab an officer's gun you're unarmed. If you're if you're fleeing in a stolen car with a loaded semi audit the seat next to you. You're armed Last year there were eighteen on allegedly unarmed blacks kills and again a lot of these people were still posing threat to the officer eighteen. We don't know yet. The final death toll from twenty twenty. Which was the largest one year increase in homicide in recorded history. Thanks to officers backing off. Thanks to this phony narrative about policing those eighteen allegedly unarmed black victims of police killings represent likely about one percent of what we're we're likely to see about ten thousand bucks killed last year more than all whites and hispanics

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The Disappearance of Kim Ghelkins and Her Ties to Pee Wee Gaskins

Pee Wee Gaskins Was Not My Friend

02:36 min | 2 months ago

The Disappearance of Kim Ghelkins and Her Ties to Pee Wee Gaskins

"It didn't take long to zero in on gaskins as a suspect. Investigators were aggressive pounding the pavement looking for leads. That's when they met the mother of dennis. Bellamy diane bellamy and johnny nights. She reported her three children or also missing Mrs night brought the story to ahead. Marianne griffin began it permission. I gave information. That people in the neighborhood are all missing. They would also learn jesse. Judy and johnny sellers were missing and the common denominator in these missing persons. Was pee wee gaskins when they arrived at his home peewee. Wasn't there but the detectives did me sandy. The donna gaskins. It was the ex wife. Sandy who gave the detectives the lead they were looking for. Sandy snell gaskins told the police that peewee and cam often in prospect. Knowing kim was last seen with pee wee gaskins police quickly obtained a search warrant for pee-wee's trailer ninety miles away in prospect. It was there. They found clothing. That belonged to kim calkins. They also found a stolen car on his lot and he was arrested that same day for auto theft and contributing to the delinquency of a minor took her out across county allows. It was a minor charge as far as compared to murder was certainly series and have to put him back in jail still. There was no sign of kim calkins who had been missing for nearly sixty days. Police detectives tracked down walter. Neely pee-wee's close friend and applied pressure. Walter buckled but. He had no idea where kim was. He didn't know we had taken her to stay with his daughter. Shirley and gaskins and her husband howard evans. Police knew she wasn't there anymore. Shirley ann thought camp had gone to indiana where she had some family. So police were in a bind. Walter had taken them to pee wee's burial grounds and they were knee deep in digging up bodies but still no word on kim calkins dead or live.

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Grand jury clears officer in deadly shooting of 17-year-old Cobb County man in metro Atlanta

Atlanta's Morning News

00:22 sec | 7 months ago

Grand jury clears officer in deadly shooting of 17-year-old Cobb County man in metro Atlanta

"And Bill Cayenne Trio. A grand jury recommends no charges against the officer who fatally shot a fleeing teenage boy in Austell. The Cobb County D. A says he's guided by the grand jury in any police shooting officer involved shooting I'll present it to the grand jury and let the grand jury make a decision. 17 year old Vincent True It was running from a stolen car last summer when he was shot since he had a gun on him. The grand jury considers use of

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Florida police search for car stolen while carrying COVID-19 vaccine

PM Tampa Bay with Ryan Gorman

00:14 sec | 8 months ago

Florida police search for car stolen while carrying COVID-19 vaccine

"Police in Plant City and Hillsborough County are searching for a stolen car containing about 30 vials of the cove in 19 vaccine. Police say a man in his twenties drove away from a parking lot near the strawberry festival grounds where seniors and health care workers were getting

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Car stolen with 30 vials of COVID-19 vaccines inside: Florida police

Larry O'Connor

00:39 sec | 8 months ago

Car stolen with 30 vials of COVID-19 vaccines inside: Florida police

"Com Police in Florida, meanwhile, are hunting for a stolen car. They're carrying thousands of dollars worth of covert vaccines. Police in plant city near Tampa are searching for a car stolen from near of vaccination site. That car contained $10,000 worth of Corona virus vaccine equaling 30 vials. The vehicle is owned by an employee of healthcare contractors see the are Maguire and was left running and unlocked. The car was not marked for the company or as an official vehicle, and it's not known if the vehicle was targeted or if the theft was random. The 21 year old driver says he got out of the vehicle to ask

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Chicago carjackings more than double in January, up 180% over last year

Bill O’Reilly’s No Spin News and Analysis

00:30 sec | 8 months ago

Chicago carjackings more than double in January, up 180% over last year

"Chicago homicides. Okay fifty one in january the most in four years ten chicago. Police officers shot in january. How carjackings january two hundred eighteen last january. No covid remember seventy seven and kids as young as twelve years old with guns are coming up calling drivers out and stealing cars. Why because they're not

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Seattle police bust felon in stolen car with handgun, stun guns, 150 car keys

Afternoon News with Tom Glasgow and Elisa Jaffe

00:34 sec | 8 months ago

Seattle police bust felon in stolen car with handgun, stun guns, 150 car keys

"The police arresting a man found in a stolen car this morning, But Como's Kelly Blair reports, they found evidence that that car might not be the only one officer spotted two people sitting in a stolen car in north Seattle near North Acres Park on third Avenue Northeast. Early this morning, Police searched the car and driver and found a loaded handgun to stun guns, a knife and 150 car keys. Officers released the passenger but arrested the driver who is a convicted felon not allowed to have guns. He was booked into the King County jail on possible charges of unlawful possession of a firearm and possession of a stolen vehicle. Kelly Blier CAMO news

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4 People Arrested, BMW Recovered After Chicago South Loop Carjacking

John Williams

00:55 sec | 9 months ago

4 People Arrested, BMW Recovered After Chicago South Loop Carjacking

"127th and Dixie Highway. The other major expressways looking good and C T. A blue line trains are running with the laser after an earlier door problem. Four people are in custody this morning after a short police chase on the West side. Police say it started with a Carjacking in the south Loop. WGN's Eric Wrong has the latest details from West Humboldt Park, Park, according according to to Chicago. Chicago. Police Police say say BMW BMW was was taken taken from from the the South South Loop Loop it it around around 11 11 30. 30. The The car car made made it it all all the the way way here here to to West West Humboldt Humboldt Park, Park, where where the the four four suspect suspect inside inside according according to to police police and and Dish Dish it it right right here. here. In In the the middle middle of of the the street street has has since since been been towed towed away. away. As As this this investigation investigation continues continues now, now, police police say say all all four men inside the stolen car were quickly caught. Our cameras were here to capture one person being arrested. Police say They also recovered three weapons at the scene. Two of the four suspects involved were taken to the hospital for shortness of breath. Police say officers saw

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Shots Fired (MM #3551)

The Mason Minute

01:00 min | 10 months ago

Shots Fired (MM #3551)

"The with kevin mason will send shockwaves through neighborhood. Like the words shots fired. We saw that notification the other night on facebook. And of course i asked. Are we going to set it out by our neighborhood watch and they did shortly thereafter. We had shots fired the neighborhood three blocks down from where we live. We live in a fairly quiet. Little suburb of nashville. But we're near a lot of crime neighborhoods and the crime is finally starting to seep into our area a lot of times kids in the middle of the night trying to go through car. Seeing what's left open seeing what they can take out. They don't really steal cars. Although recently we did have a car stolen from the neighborhood and last night nine. Fifteen four youths were out checking cars. The only thing they weren't expecting an off-duty police officer coming home and seeing them and starting tail them. They figured out because they shot three times at the police officer hitting his car bumper and then two shots hitting two different houses. Nobody was injured. Nobody was hurt but of course the neighborhood is freaked out. Yeah rifling through cars at two o'clock in the morning. There's a whole lot different than doing at nine o'clock at night especially when people are out walking their dogs.

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Shots Fired (MM #3551)

The Mason Minute

01:00 min | 10 months ago

Shots Fired (MM #3551)

"The with kevin mason will send shockwaves through neighborhood. Like the words shots fired. We saw that notification the other night on facebook. And of course i asked. Are we going to set it out by our neighborhood watch and they did shortly thereafter. We had shots fired the neighborhood three blocks down from where we live. We live in a fairly quiet. Little suburb of nashville. But we're near a lot of crime neighborhoods and the crime is finally starting to seep into our area a lot of times kids in the middle of the night trying to go through car. Seeing what's left open seeing what they can take out. They don't really steal cars. Although recently we did have a car stolen from the neighborhood and last night nine. Fifteen four youths were out checking cars. The only thing they weren't expecting an off-duty police officer coming home and seeing them and starting tail them. They figured out because they shot three times at the police officer hitting his car bumper and then two shots hitting two different houses. Nobody was injured. Nobody was hurt but of course the neighborhood is freaked out. Yeah rifling through cars at two o'clock in the morning. There's a whole lot different than doing at nine o'clock at night especially when people are out walking their dogs.

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1 dead, 1 critical after stolen car crashes in Midtown Atlanta, police say

The Mark Arum Show

00:36 sec | 10 months ago

1 dead, 1 critical after stolen car crashes in Midtown Atlanta, police say

"Quick quick and and deadly deadly into into a a car car theft theft in in downtown downtown Atlanta. Atlanta. Unidentified Unidentified female female this this He He stole stole a a vehicle vehicle unidentified unidentified meal meal in in critical critical condition condition minutes minutes after after a a Jaguar Jaguar SUV SUV was was stolen stolen from from the the Marriott Marquis. The couple inside were at death's door also noticed the vehicle turning into a parking day, but the gate would not go up and saw the suspects in the vehicle put the vehicle in reverse Graham in the officer's field, Atlanta police captain Antonio Place says by the time the officer righted that patrol car, the SUV had flown onto Juniper Street, crashing into a utility pole and bursting into flames, which were covering the man as he left from the car. Veronica Waters. 95.5

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Los Angeles PD Investigating Granada Hills Shooting, Attempted Carjacking Involving Lacey’s Security Team

Dark Secret Place

02:48 min | 10 months ago

Los Angeles PD Investigating Granada Hills Shooting, Attempted Carjacking Involving Lacey’s Security Team

"See burglary is at granada hills the residents of da. Jackie lacey and wait. Wanted me to try it. I hate doing this on the air. I gotta tell you. I don't know how to bring the phone up on there. Can you bring them up. We got him on hold. We'll get a minute second. Oh well. I mean we'll get right now okay. He's calling now. we got to. Don't talk to him now. can you bring up. let let's try real quick Hey brian how you doing pal. You are and granada hills. Jackie lacey's residents right. Yeah right down the street. yeah so So here's here's what i found out. I was able to as a crime spree or many crime spree in palmdale a carjacking crime spree. Looks like a couple of people presumably two guys Were stealing cars and making their way down and ended up in granada hills. Now the only missing piece of this puzzle is how a member of jackie lacey's security detail in led investigator and then. That's not absolutely yet. That was an assumption made by another outlet but they are reporting that it would appear that a member of security detail somehow intervening And there was a carjacking was happening down the street from here and the individuals crashed the car. They were was as they were trying to get away. So let me rewind the so this is just a i guess. A random thing that that originated in beyond bill and it just happened to to end in granada hills real. Yes yes it has. From what i'm told now by two different agencies. That has nothing to do with jackie. Lacey or associated. Jackie lacey. this is just merely a date was characterized me and say mini crime spree that started earlier today and ended in granada hills with With a crash of a vehicle As they were trying to get away. Yeah probably not gonna get a lot of sympathy from the prosecutors Disturbing the the county slade though. There's a new regime coming jerk stoned. Well well so are their arrest in chaps in custody and the whole deal What we're told us the two individuals got away so there does so the way this breaks down is since it started in palmdale so the. La county sheriff's department will investigate that component of it but then lapd's robbery homicide division as we refer to it as hd is investigating the officer involved shooting since da investigator opened fire in la granada hills in the city of los angeles. Yeah right so they're going to investigate that component of it. But i'm told that it's also very likely that because of the scope of it. The county sheriff's department. We'll probably take over. The whole thing

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Officials offer few details about what led to gunfire killing 2 teens in Brevard, north of Miami

Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

00:29 sec | 10 months ago

Officials offer few details about what led to gunfire killing 2 teens in Brevard, north of Miami

"Shot by Brevard County deputies in Cocoa on Friday, has hired nationally renowned civil rights attorney Ben Crump 16 year old AJ Crooms and 18 Year old sincere Pierce. We're in a stolen car when deputies tried to pull them over, according to the sheriff's office. Crume was driving and allegedly drove the car towards the Deputy who opened fire hitting Crume three times and sincere Pierce shot once both teams died. The parents of the teenagers say the Brevard Sheriff's department has yet to explain what happened. Triple A says the price for a

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It was all a dream: Whitney, B.I.G. inducted into Rock Hall

AP News Radio

00:42 sec | 11 months ago

It was all a dream: Whitney, B.I.G. inducted into Rock Hall

"The rock and roll hall of fame finally has welcomed its twenty twenty inductees after the ceremony was delayed in may because of the corona virus pandemic I marquees are let out with the latest Depeche Mode joke they might still be stealing cars if they had not discovered music they were inducted into the rock hall along with nine inch nails the Doobie brothers T. rex the notorious B. I. G. and Whitney Houston Jay Z. said that he was worried for himself as an artist after hearing Biggie's life after death album Houston's manager Pat Houston says it's a special moments because Whitney had said in two thousand nine she wanted to be in the rock hall it's a wonderful feeling to know that this is a milestone this is something that she really wants it

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Medical examiner says death of teen shot by police in metro-Atlanta's Cobb County, is a homicide

Clark Howard

00:39 sec | 1 year ago

Medical examiner says death of teen shot by police in metro-Atlanta's Cobb County, is a homicide

"County County teenager teenager who who was was a a passenger passenger in in a a stolen stolen car car is is officially officially ruled ruled a homicide. The Cobb County Medical examiner's ruling of homicide confirms July's death of 17 year Old Vincent. True, it was due to another person's actions, but it's not a legal ruling his mom beneath you cooked Lewis lobbies, cop police to release dash and body Cam video from the shot. He's gay. Not what but twice is family lawyer Joel Griggs disputes Thie brandished, a gun allegation director told me told his family and told all concern No. He did not point a gun at Veronica Waters. 95.5 WSB In the third quarter, the

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Georgia medical examiner says death of Cobb County teen shot by police is a homicide

Atlanta's Evening News and Rick Erickson

00:33 sec | 1 year ago

Georgia medical examiner says death of Cobb County teen shot by police is a homicide

"Of a Cobb County teen shot and killed by police has been ruled a homicide by the Cobb County Medical examiner's office. The Con county medical examiner finds 17 year old Vincent True, It was shot twice in the back with a fatal shot. Entering his lower back. Compal Eastman contended he opened fire when true, it ran away from a stolen car and brandished a gun. While family attorney Gerald Griggs disputes that he urges called police to help reveal the truth when you see Ah, that video, the dash camera and the body cameras so we can fully understand what happened. The G B I is investigating

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Boston Police Arrest 9 People During 5 Separate Gun Incidents In 24 Hours

WBZ Afternoon News

00:23 sec | 1 year ago

Boston Police Arrest 9 People During 5 Separate Gun Incidents In 24 Hours

"Hours here in Boston several separate incident but all of those arrested are facing gun charges. Boston police arrested two people in a stolen car chase on Friday gun charges among the charges they are now facing and then four more incidents came within a three hour span, resulting in seven more arrests. Coming up in just a

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Illinois State Trooper Hit By Car Fleeing From A Traffic Stop in Chicago

Outside the Loop Radio with Mike Stephen

00:25 sec | 1 year ago

Illinois State Trooper Hit By Car Fleeing From A Traffic Stop in Chicago

"And Illinois State trooper is recovering this morning after being hit by an apparent stolen car during a traffic stop on the south side. Police say it happened around 11:45 P.m. Friday at 76th and state in the Chatham neighborhood. The driver hit, the trooper drove off later hitting two other cars before catching fire, according to police. Trooper was treated and released from the hospital with non life threatening injuries. No one's in custody, officials say. At the moment, the alleged offender has fled.

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"stolen car" Discussed on 27 Club

27 Club

07:46 min | 1 year ago

"stolen car" Discussed on 27 Club

"Jimi Hendrix was masturbating furiously. And he got caught now by his mom not oh by his dad. Jimmy was having a Wang in the barracks at Fort Campbell Kentucky Out in the open a superior officer founding there are moving moving at a feverish pace. His breathing labored and Roth. WHO's peaking plateauing? He was. Nineteen Private First Class and one hundred first Airborne Screaming Eagles Goddamn right that he'll screaming spring nineteen sixty two private hendrix. Jimmy's head shot up from where he was seated on his bunk. panicked humiliated mortified. No Pun intended caught. red-handed was pants down was sticking his hand are supposed to be on duty son. It was. It's all an act. The shock the disbelief the shame the humiliation this whole thing was jive private hendrix private first class jumper parachute or death to fire Jimi Hendrix. Sitting prone in Army Barracks in Kentucky wearing standard-issue olive drab fatigues Jimi Hendrix in the army. Now it was all bullshit it wasn't Jimi Hendrix. Anyone could see that Jimmy wanted to get caught in the act. Do something stupid Jimmy. Wait until they were making the rounds and just sit out in the open spanking. It would make his story airtight legit his plan to get the fuck out of the army less than a year after he went and got himself. Unlisted was GONNA work. He met with the base psychiatrist. A few times in the spring to put his plan into action change the plot he he no longer wanted to be Jimi Hendrix. The army man. The one owner. He needed something fantastical in order to wriggle out of his three year commitment and offer. They couldn't refuse three three years three years of tumbling from great heights and praying to God that the shoe would open was supposed to fuck now. Never mind what was going on Cuba Laos Vietnam but now it made it through the exhaustion of basic training at Fort Ord in California the previous year only to realize at Fort Campbell as the greenest member of the hundred and first airborne. This certainly wasn't his path. Not who he was supposed to be. He asked to speak with the bay psychiatrist. It was urgent Asia Doc It's like this I think a homosexual homa what jimmy spun the tail army shrinking. Proto don't ask don't tell the world. He was thinking about the other guys in the barracks and the showers US getting turned on all the time he was hard all the time. He couldn't take it anymore doc. The psychiatrist I wasn't sure what to do with this is love or is this confusion. He told Jimmy to calm down to get over it. That's what you didn't hear me got over it. Jimmy kept going back kept requesting appointments with the base head. Shrieker kept adding to the story Doc It's like this I can't stop touching myself. You know what I mean even look at these skype in here and the next thing you know your hands down your pants. I can't stop it. I don't WanNA stop. Jimmy sat on a chair and the base psychiatrist's office. His eyes straight straight to the floor. He pulled on his standard issue ty turned his standard-issue Cadet cap over and over in his hands. Once he was caught in the act things move quickly to get the once over by captain at the base. Who gave Jimmy? The first full examined had since joining the year before Captain Alber his notes. Worse saint bigoted narrow-minded just as Jimmy had hoped to me a quote unquote personal problems. Perhaps the United States military teri and Jimmy Hendrix should go their separate ways Jimi Hendrix just was an army material. Jimmy chose one hundred first airborne not just because it was sexy and cutting edge the airborne paratroopers you hit the beach on d day were the stuff of legends but serving one hundred first airborne also mentioned extra fifty fifty bucks in your pocket. Jimmy's father Al Hendrix shipped his guitar from back homeless Seattle. It allowed him to hang onto a piece himself a piece piece of himself if he could recognize a missing appendage. The Guitar was a dental electro Silverton a budget model with a decent tone budget enough that a teenager like Jimmy could afford it but decent enough that it would be favored albeit briefly by Eric Clapton. During his blind faith stint in by syd Barrett and pink. Thank Floyd Salad. Here's Jimmy Bader for fifty bucks at Sears Roebuck. It was wipe but he painted red. He wrote Betty Jean in big letters on its front after his his high school girlfriend. Jimmy didn't keep his guitar and a case at every opportunity would play. He walked around the base with its strong to his back like Sterling Hayden and Johnny. It's Har he talked to. It slept with it. During downtime Jimmy would plug is Dan lecturer and amplifiers at the Club on base he jam on the Blues Tunes From Back Back Home Muddy Waters Howlin Wolf. Bb King and they get Starwood Echo through the Empty Service Club Hall and Jimmy would close his eyes and imagine the hall full of people and this could be him from this could be Jimi Hendrix one afternoon. Another serviceman walked the club seeking shelter from the rain outside. Jimmy was oblivious. This dude stop to listen like anything he'd ever heard before later. Describe woody heard as Beethoven Needs John Lee Hooker. It was billy Cox Bass player earlier from Pittsburgh Fellow screaming. Go on to play in one of Jimmy's first real bands and again in his last few throughout he'd be a constant. Jimmy's life a friend and ally a fellow Gypsy Fellow Army Trooper. True brother and harps right. Now though Billy Cox was standing silent listening to the sounds bounce from Jimmy Stan Electro Bounce around the service club number one thinking who the fuck is this dude. Jimmy and billy became fast friends. Their banned the casuals with a K.. Played Bass Clubs. Eventually they played joints outside of Fort Campbell. Morph into the king. casuals with two KS and soon Jimmy was imagining joining a life outside the army. A life without the army a life free from the stress the jumps in the repetition of the Fort Campbell lifestyle play late seep in wakeup up play guitar jamming a little hit. The next GIG repeat but to get to that place where he could stroll around like Sterling Hayden all day long he would have to transcend this reality. He'd have to get as far away from the army as possible before his skin turned the color of camouflage before he bled red white and blue he had allay some trip. That would be impossible. Supposed to come back from he'd say you was gay. He had no problem with that personally. But I drove the military types up the fucking wall being gay in the early early nineteen sixty s was a social prison for some but for Jimi Hendrix. It was his ticket to freedom. GotTa Get Away Stone Free to do what I please. Stone Free Terai. The breeze Jimmy had recently hurt his ankle jumping from an airplane. And that would be the perfect reason to give when friends and family asked what had happened to why why less than a year after enlisting he was out on the street out on his own no direction home his discharge papers in May nineteen sixty two told a different story of course behavior. Problems requires excessive supervision while on duty apprehended masturbating and platoon area. The ruse worked worked. He was stone free and now what he didn't have to play this role any longer. But now who would be it would have to be different. Knew He sure as hell wasn't going to go back to that spot he was before winding up in the army and broke busted.

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"stolen car" Discussed on 27 Club

27 Club

09:46 min | 1 year ago

"stolen car" Discussed on 27 Club

"Jimi Hendrix was up against the back of the Chevy corvair. The handcuffs bid into his rhys chess. Press flat on the Cars Turquoise frame legs straight for the part when picked up and how and then died back town again. Typical Seattle weather really windy. Just about ten degrees above freezing. The air wet salty frigid the wind bid into the back of Jimmy's neck. Just like the metal dog in his hands. Two of his friends are in the same upright position standing next to him. Maybe friends was stretched. There are a couple. The aim was punks from the neighborhood. High school dropouts like Jimmy Searching for something to occupy their idle time on a Friday night. Again like Jimmy. The Seattle cops were white. Middle aged uptight. The polar opposite of the three black kids and pulled over Macara was definitely not there as it was definitely from the hot Jimmy. You've been writing shocked on when the familiar blue light snapped on behind. Jimmy stood there with his arms behind his back. Didn't say were what are the cops doing. The Miranda thing you have the right to remain silent and the other one looked me up and down to from all in squinted. This is in the dark wet salty. The wind pelting his islands and ringing bitter tone and the wind ever remember the names that has blown in the past. Don't I know you cop asked you didn't i. I just see you a few nights ago Jimmy head down and still silence solely turn to look cop one hand pointing flashlight and she meets the general direction the other resting on top top of his standard-issue piece in it's holster fuck he was made out joyriding again Hendrix. The COP wasn't wrong. Jimmy had been and picked up three nights earlier doing the exact same thing riding around in a hot car. He tell the cops the same thing he told him the other night. He didn't know the car was stolen. He was bored looking for something. The do this is a nineteen sixty Chevy corvair would you refuse arrived in nineteen sixty Chevy corvair if someone you knew pulled up to your house and how it Yo. Let's go for a ride. And when you honestly turn your back and sit home some homework to to Jimmy had flunked out of Garfield High School back in the fall and he was starting to get a little too acquainted with at the local fuzz. Taking rides in cars it didn't belong to him didn't belong to his family. The police have been targeting black teenagers in the city due to a rash of home burglaries. He's profiling stopping black kids as they walked down the street. The multi Cobb couldn't help himself your real dumb shit homeboy. You don't learn lessons do you. Jimmy Dean say anything. His father always told him fish. Wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut. The relationship between white cops and black kids in nineteen eighteen. Sixty one Seattle wasn't all that different from anywhere else in the country. At the time. Tensions were high. Ignorance was wide bullshit ran deep and there were bad eggs eggs an investigation police brutality in the Seattle Department a few years earlier brought some deeply harbored shits. The surface all negroes carrying is one of the popular popular tenants of the forest. Any grow driving a cadillac is either a pimp or dope. Heather was another of Seattle police departments insane truisms and the cops arresting Jimmy Jimmy in his fellow joyriders mumbled to each other and laughed shot. Their Fair share glances at the kids made them uncomfortable. Sherve as black kids being arrested by white cops but it also as kids being arrested by cops and the cops bent Jimmy's head down and pushed him into the back of the police. Cruiser and the heat was on full blast. The back seat smelled like sweaty. Teenage Boys. macos kept up with her inside jokes and Jamila his head against the headrest tuned out. The following year. Hadn't jumped in that fucking corvair. He wasn't paying attention when they pulled up to the Rainier Vista Four H. Youth Center. He'd spent a night at this juvenile now dissension ship box earlier in the week when he was picked up the first time his father bail them out now. He was a repeat offender. The one thing he was sure of the cops yanked him. I'm from the backseat. was that he wasn't busting out after just one night. He would sit in this cooler for a while. The receptionist at the front desk or cad eyeglasses says beneath her stylish Boffon. She sat hypnotized by a small black and white TV. It's Funny Years Askew Alan Shepard was on the news i American men in space his space craft lodge from Cape Canaveral earlier that day. Jimmy stopped transfixed. Watch the TV screen. The other worldliness the thrill of it. A future of it. He thought of gazing up at the stars and seeing his mother nestled between two bright spots in the dark but buster crabb and played Flash Gordon and those old old films serials about the flying saucer Judas. He drew when he was little was brought back to reality. When the officer removed his handcuffs started barking? Take off your damn shoes and your belt. Empty fucking pockets. Jimmy Sat Matt Cooler for a week sad searching through his own mind through the weeks in years and events that that let him here in the first days audubon his parents who seal was only seventeen when she became his mother. She named him Johnny Allen. She was unprepared. It could even change. Diaper bounced around from house to house and family family relied on the kindness of strangers. How his dad was stationed with with the army in Alabama when Jimmie was born denied paternity the jail instead flavors? They transferred him to the South Pacific. When Al finally met his son on at age three he changed his name? Johnny Allen's James Marshall James was as legal first name and Marshall was the middle name of his dead brother second the second day thought about his parents fighting ow coming home drunk walking in the wrong house St Stumbling in the Living Room sitting down the wrong coach yelling at the wrong family when he did find his way home he violent denied paternity half as offspring. His parents split the fourth day. Thought about his brothers and Sisters Business Goddamn Shakespearean tragedy. Kathy Born Blind Pamela. Putting the foster care joe born with two rows of frontier a club foot cleft palate. Jimmy Jimmy himself didn't speak for the longest time and when he finally did started they were hungry are fed by neighbors and friends album. Seal would eventually sign away either. Parental rights to most of the fifth day thought about his ancestors slaves slave owners. Native Americans shame of America tangled up in the roots. Subas family tree sixty five hundred. Qatar actually thought was Qatar. Every day he'd been with the silver tone for nearly a week and it was killing him. There was an instrument of comfort of a sense of self. He needed it back in his hands. On the last Jedi found standing in front of the judge public defender assigned still searching in his own head answers for explanation for good reason why he's standing in front of a judge. The public defender defender was explaining to the judge that his client would like to avoid jail time by enlisting in the US army. He'd sign up for three years with that suit the court as he left off the court and checked out of the youth center. He wasn't thinking about the army. His thoughts were stuck on this guitar on playing that sound. He thought about Ernestine pensin border order. who had stayed at Al.? and Jimmy's place. Jimmy was in the seventh grade. Her seventy eight record collection was revelatory Wolf Muddy. Lightning Robert Johnson. She bought him an Acoustic Guitar with one. String for five bucks. It was first when he got a full set of strings for it he restrung it. Lefty style Jimmy. He was born left handed but I was always trying to get him to use his right hand. She would eat cereal with a spoon in his left hand and now take the spoon and put it in his right hand. Our take the pencil out of Jimmy's left-hander put his right hand. God forbid that Alcott Jimmy playing the guitar left handed eight Knows Cinema GonNa play no Devil Guitar. You play that thing like a normal person. I like a Christian or so help me God I will break it in half while you watch left. Handed Guitar was surely the sign of the devil. It was unnatural outside depraved depraved. Ungodly people would talk. Said Jimmy to learn to play it upside down like a right hander. In case at walked in his bedroom and announced left handed guitar was Sun Devil. Shit Jimmy sat on his bed alone. The five dollar guitar hold tight against his chest on top of his lap. His his door was closed but not latched. Two inch gap kept it open to the hallway better to hear his father approaching next time and not be taken by surprise he was holding the guitar right handed. Where you'd strung it left E.? It was upside down to try at least to play it upside down for nothing else to avoid the Hellfire the als just itchy Ritchie non leash like someone had swapped wires in his brain his left hand on the neck and right hand picking the strings some Scavenger Bird picking at the core of a blooded animal on the side of the road. Childlike remedial run of the mill. DISSONANCE BRANDON PACKS GARBAGE SAT. He flipped back over. Lefty style on his right hand wrapped itself tight around the neck and wouldn't let go the Maplewood of the guitar. News Flash now he felt the blood pumped the palm of his hand surge into the guitar harnack like his heart was right there. The hair on the back of his neck stood up. His left. Hand brought the guitar. Pick down the strings viciously lead into them. He played the flurry of not heard in his head. As melodic improvisation over a one four five blues the fingernails on his right hand arched like plants. Favoring the Zahn towards the Fret.

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"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

04:48 min | 2 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

"So there you go Hank theorizes, the warm water just as grocer. I think it's just grocer John. Yes, you have news from AFC Wimbledon that you want to share would you just like the skip it? I mean, I don't have any news them that excited this year. It's been a difficult. It's been a hard year and AFC Wimbledon are not just in last place, but they are distantly in last place. So if you wanna see a third tier English soccer team in the form of AFC Wimbledon, the time to do that is definitely now. Because I don't think it's looking like they're going to be a third tier English soccer team next year. They lost three nil. To Fleetwood town goals in the nineteenth thirtieth and eighty third minute after losing four one in their previous league one match up so two consecutive three goal defeats not good next league one game against Sunderland high flying Sunderland high flying super super-rich Sunderland. So it's looking like we are going to be moored to the bottom for the remainder of the season. Poof, what's the news from Mars? How's how's things on Mars, John? We the news from. Ours. Is that? Donald President Donald Trump offered a NASA official unlimited funding if they could get to Mars before twenty twenty. They said, wait, wait, wait. What is unlimited? A what is unlimited funding mean be does Donald Trump? No about the Mars sometimes being much further away from earth and other times thing because to be fair to the president. I did not know that until most people do. Yeah. I think most people are like once you say like, oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense. But yeah, no. I don't think that he's probably super aware of that. I don't know. The the headline is Trump offered NASA. Unlimited funding to go to Mars and his first term in New York magazine. And yeah, I mean, perhaps perhaps it is it was unclear so it was like as they were sitting down to do a live thing. There's a NASA official an astronaut with him Vonk. Oh was there. They were going to congratulate Peggy Whitson. The like direct to the international space station. Peggy was a national on the ISS at that time and. The so they're sitting down, and I guess he was doing a small talk. Maybe. But but basically said, you know, how can we get this done? Can we get this thing done? I'd like to get a big accomplishment under my belt. Maybe we could get there by twenty twenty. And and I think that everybody was like, no that's not a thing that can physically occur. And he was seemed a little bit disappointed about it. Well, so they did they did have to explain some orbital mechanics stuff to him. And and also that that they couldn't push back the conversation that they were having with with astronaut Peggy Whitson because the has to be above them while they're having that conversation not behind the earth from their perspective. And that is a pretty short window. That's also something probably wouldn't have known. I'm I'm sorry, Hank that we're not going to Mars in twenty twenty despite an offer of unlimited funds. Yeah. I mean, I think ultimately, I don't I don't want us to to rush things. I don't wanna make a mistake. Like, I think that if you're trying to do it into two year window. It's gonna move fast break things, you don't wanna do that. When you're dealing with very big rockets with people on top of them. So probably for the best. I'm still I'm still optimistic for twenty Twenty-eight seems like seems like SpaceX is doing just fine laying off ten percent of its staff. We're all good. No bigs. We're going to be fine. So really, neither a Wimbledon nor Mars or crushing it at the moment. Mars is great. Lots of good stuff is happening on Mars. To Mars is not going great that. Right. That's like saying there's a lot of great things happening with AFC Wimbledon. They're building a new stadium. Yeah. Youth teams are strong. The women's team is strong. There's there is just the one problem. Right. Well, what I will say is not doing great as my bet. My bet is not looking not looking strong, and we should say for new listeners that this podcast will be renamed. Dear John, Hank? If there are no humans on Mars by the end of twenty twenty seven all right twenty twenty eight I believe it's twenty twenty seven..

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"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

04:30 min | 2 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

"Such a thing. Beauty changed one number over here. One of booboo whole thing changes itself built them from scratch. Eventually someone has to build the spreadsheet from scratch like I didn't lie can't build one from scratch. I can't build one from scratch like that. I have to wait until someone sends me a spreadsheet one time, I tried to make a spreadsheet for my accountant for my taxes, and I sent it to her and she wrote back. I don't understand what you've done here. Can you send a word doc? Like, my spreadsheet building is so bad. My gotten was just like why don't you write all of this out? Yeah. All writing before we get to the important news for Morzine AFC Wimbledon. I wanna ask this question from Celia. It's a big one. She asks, dear, John and Hank. Why does cold water tastes, so good and hot water tastes, so bad? Pumpkins penguins. Celia? It's interesting because like you put some stuff in some hot water. And then you've got a good thing. You got hot chocolate tea coffee. That's gonna we're all down with that. It's like, especially warm water is I'm like, ooh, something seems bad. Like, I shouldn't be doing this. And I think that that goes down to like if you're gonna be drinking water without like modern infrastructure. You're gonna wanna find the coldest water possible because warmer the water is the more life. There is in it. So you think it's like an evolutionary adaptation that when we drink plain water. That's the exact temperature of our mouths were grossed out like you think that is built in hardwired into the human brain. Yeah. I think that it is is hardwired to prefer cold over hot water because cold water is less likely to have pathogens in it. I definitely see that. And I have to say that even now I kind of believe when like. Water is coming out of the tap that it is more roasts. Yeah. Interesting. And I know that's probably rational. But I still that. So that well, I mean, probably I'm going to stick with my probably I'm not here to I'm not here to tempt microscopic fate. That's business. But yeah, I think. Yeah. There you go Celia, we it's for that's that's my guess. Anyway, I'm not going to be like. Funny thing I say, no pheno. I'm not going to be dopey on that. Because because look is complicated. How you doing Johnny? Okay. No. This is my new trick. I can give John and immediate fever by just saying hundred. That's nine. Oh, I don't like it doesn't feel good in my heart. I'm feeling very sad. Now, it's the thing. People say I have heard anyone say hundred P of new and maybe Logan, Paul. Do do you hear Logan fall sale very much? I mean, I think that you are to blame for the reason that Logan Paul shows up on the brothers YouTube homepage. No, I am not never watch. The it's not. My fault. I don't I'm I'm busy watching six six strangers living in other people's houses high-quality YouTube content, and I'm and I'm watching like machines get made by other machines. All All right. right. I'm. I'm. Take a gander at the old watch ister here. If you're going to look at the watches three I'm gonna look at the western I'm gonna see what embarrassing things you watched recently you I mean, it's all classic tetris and rocket league. Can't stop watching. I can't stop watching high-quality. Classic tetris. That's why I'm getting all these rocket league videos. I know I'm sorry. I'm trying to stop. It is an addiction. I'm really into rocket videos right now, I've never even played rocket leak. What's the deal? No, I I did watch few like not just people playing rocket league. But people giving me tips on how to play it. Well, and I'm watching this. I also. Yeah. I also like watched an hour and a half of the rocket league world championships. And by the end of it. I had like a team that I was rooting for an favorite member of that team and win the crowd would chant MVP. I would be like. Yeah. MVP MVP. I got I gotta stop watching rocket leak. That's okay. I don't mind I don't mind that that particular suggestion..

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"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

02:57 min | 2 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

"I and John second. Why did it end up that way? I don't know. Hank? John skill share dot com slash Hank. John. I'm older. Yeah. But it sounds better though. Right. Hank John than John? Hang on Hayes hard to say that way. Johnny. I don't know Hank Fatone. Fatone? Someone in my attic. But I'm too scared to check it out someone. Yeah. What should I do like Oscar and Tony, Emma? Emmy that makes sense. All right. So there might be someone in your attic. It sounds like like so for complete clarity. I once worked in an office building that was not very nice. And sometimes like there would be like noses above above like the bathroom, and is soon that it was rats or coons or something. And like even like at one point. I saw a bunch of stuff had fallen through the vent. So I thought maybe somebody was building a nest up there, and we found out that it was actually human being living between the floors of the building. There was a person who lived between the second and third floor of hang sold office building. I don't think that's the situation here. But I want to emphasize that you can't rule it out. I've looked at YouTube videos on this topic. And it does seem to occasionally happen. I don't know why looked at YouTube videos on this topic. But it's like seven times people were found to be living in someone else's attic. That's an example title. So here's what you're going to do sounds like one YouTube video that the algorithm has correctly identified as one that John would click on and also won the John would click on like the YouTube knows so much about you. It's like, you know, I know that this video isn't going to be good for you. But you are gonna watch it. So we have decided to show you this thumbnail. Exactly. Yeah. It's like, hey, I believe that this guy wants Google. Is there someone in my attic? And so nine years later, I'm going to show him this video. That says yes, yes, there's someone in your attic. Emmy, we're going to call an exterminator. And the exterminator is going to come and go into your attic and one of two things is going to happen one. There's going to be a raccoon, which I think is like overwhelmingly the most likely scenario. And that raccoon is going to get dealt with one way or another to the exterminator is going to encounter the person who's living in your attic. And then that's their problem because their house now. The exterminator has inherited your home, and they have to deal with this. I mean, I'm laughing. But this really is one of my great, terrors terrifying. It is terrifying. Don't like it. And now I need to check. My attic. There's a there's a big difference between like hearing noises and hearing people right like..

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"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

02:06 min | 2 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

"But I did not enter a few state drive, my car, two and a half blocks away. Ark it in reverse and then walk away that did not happen. Someone stole my car. Okay. A someone still your car and drove it a half a buck. But John by touring this up to two and a half block Zeph initially more people will disbelieve you now than they did one minute ago. Because now people know about this story, I know and every time I tells them when the story they're like, don't you think it's possible? And no, it's not. Someone stole my car without keys. I don't know how they did it. But I have a very a very similar story to this one except it's my bike. And it's got married. I got married. I went on my honeymoon came home. My bike was gone, and I was like by got stolen and then about three months later. I found my bike chained up outside of the foreign hotel Missoula Montana. And I was like here's my bike. I need to call the cops. So they can cut the lock off and give me my bike back. And then I was like that's my lock they're still using my luck. How do they know my combination? And then I was like, oh, I biked to the Florence hotel to go to my like morning rehearsal breakfast thing. Then just lifted there for the last four months. But see that is a story that makes sense. And I I was at that breakfast. And I remember that immediately after that breakfast. We went back to your house to play like, Tony hawk pro skater. So you could try to chill out a little bit before your wedding, not doing great. It was the only time I've ever seen you like close to what I would describe as John green anxious. That that makes sense. Like, I understand that narrative. I do not understand how my car got two and a half away from my apartment, but we can move on. This next question comes from a listener who asks dear Hanke, John my default browser window when I open a new tab is to tab for 'cause it's a web page search engine that shows me.

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"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

03:26 min | 2 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on Dear Hank & John

"I quickly ran outside. Ran back panicked expressed how bad the situation was ran back outside they paid my tab and came out to help. So here, we all are shivering and panicked and tired about to call a tow service in my hands, slowly graze over my Puckett and William behold, fair or my keys. descends like me sounds like something I'd do I've been in analogous situations. Many times I suddenly had the idea to check the table. One more time back in and came out with my large glob of keys in my hand, saying I had found them on the table. They actually believed me, and we all made up the story that the waiter deceptively done it. What do I do? Do. I come clean days later and laugh off that I'm a liar. If I didn't just go myself to the level of the worst politicians do a continue to let them believe that the waiter is a shady person in case, they listened to dear Hinton, John. I am anonymous. Well, first of all your live was so bad so bad. You could've you could've found that could have been like, oh, I went to the bathroom. I got it went to the bathroom or that is exactly what I would have done. I would I would have been like wait did I leave him in the bathroom? And then I would faked that I left him in the bathroom. Don't get me wrong. Anonymous, I definitely would've lied in your situation. And also, I would definitely continue lying in your situation. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a bummer that everybody blamed the waiter like feels. Shea person to blame. Although I kind of get it. I guess because like who else could possibly be responsible for this. Of course, they answer is anonymous. But I think you just gotta continue with the lie, Hank. This reminds me of something that happened to me. But I'm not lying when I tell you this story. So I was living in Chicago one morning. I walked outside to get in my car to drive downtown. And my car was not where I had parked at the night before I walk to buck radius around my apartment, and I was like, well, I guess someone stole my car. So I called the police and the police came and they said your car is probably like two and a half blocks away. And you forgot where you parked it. And I said indignantly, here's a reason that I've lived in Chicago for five years and never called the police about my car being stolen, which is that this is the first time, it has been stolen. Flash forward about two hours. They get a phone call from the police that says that they've located my car, two and a half blocks away. I walked to the location where they've found my car, and I get in my car and the car it was a stick shift car, the car had been left in reverse, which is something that a lot of people do in stick shifts to k- to keep the car from being from rolling away or something. But you don't really have to do with contemporary. Stick shift cars, I have never done this in my life. I this is not a lie. Somebody stole my car. Drove it for an indefinite period of time are two and a half blocks away. And the reason I know this is because I would never have left my car stuck in reverse when turning it off. And no one will believe me, which is why I am still telling the story like if just one person had believed me in the last fifteen years, I would have been able to just stop worrying about this..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

01:53 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"That's this Cussing, but I was leaving and I had a hat on and then a hood over like just on my ears, and I was driving and some like it was a d who pulled me over. And then I was like, what's up? He didn't even ask for anything. And he just said like, he's like, take your hood off in your head. Yeah. And then he just told me to leave. It was like, I've heard that that happened to me. I, I'm not sure about this, but I think it's like you're not supposed to drive with a hood on. Like hood might be true. Yeah, I think I think that might be a case of drive with your shirt off. Yeah. I also don't know traction though the drivers. I don't know if you're allowed to drive. Yeah. Toned down. I see people doing all the time. I had a buddy whose radio was dead and he used to drive around the headphones on all the time. Be like, what are you doing? That's not. That doesn't even make sense. Like I need to hear what's going on here. Yeah, need here. What's going on here was your watch you go fucking a hill or something now a meds texting me Exxon there too. Yeah, it shows like some smartwatch, it's a smart watch. I had to put a lot. Let's hang some soon. Oh, it's a smartwatch, but he had to put in. It's a running watch. Yeah, that's a sponsor running. Just got like one. You know what? This is a running watch too. It's just made by apple. No, there's no like as Garmon. Yeah, of course. It is fucking. What does that mean? Guess of course you know more about running watches than I do. 'cause I just learned this because I bought it and of course apple what I would've thought you would going to apple watcher. Napa know they're very expensive. This one was one hundred fifty bucks. Oh, now you worry about price, but you don't care when you're commerce. Was your apple watch. It was a gift. How much was it? Six hundred dollars for ninety? Nine dollars because.

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

03:37 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"It's like a fire hydrant ticket. You parked in front of Virat dude. Yeah, shit is crazy. I was. I I had. I had to say to, you know, try and he was just like smoke a bitch, right? Me. Fuck and taking a fire hydrant, right? They're the worst happened to my dad. He said, I was in my car and I was in a hydrant, but I'm sitting in the car and I just walked over and just beeps. And mmg goes, what was that? Because like give me a ticket. You're hydrogen. He's like, I'm right here. Just asking me to move it. I'm literally sitting ankle only. That's never happened to me, but if I don't know how I'd I'm a bitch though, because when I came out of my new apartment, I was measuring stuff. My car is in a hydrant, but I have like a fireman for my dad, retired fireman thing, and it doesn't expire until twenty twenty two. So it's like sometimes you catch a break because of that which you definitely should use more often. I use it like a lot especially over here because you can't park anywhere and sometimes you'll fuck it like I'm leaving and just taking shot. And for the most part, it's like eighty percent. I'll I'll be good, but I put it in a hydrant because I was only going to be there for five minutes. And I, when I came outside, there was a cop near the car, and so I just stood around 'cause I was like, I'm not gonna go over there and had this conversation. I was wrong. So she throws away, but I walked over not. Nothing is better than when you know you're parked illegally and you go back in the tickets, not there. Oh, that's great. I like yes, for work a few weeks ago, I parked like, right, right before a road right before the George Washington Bridge. Yes. And I knew it was like clear as day. I was in front of a hydrant I ran and I would just like looking back to see if they were cop cars, passing and everything. I was like, that's it. I have a ticket and like aren't hydrant tickets, three hundred bucks or bad. Are they? Yes, they're awful. Awful. I don't know what I would do those ones and blocking driveways of like. Businesses of business. So you know, it's still not even allowed to park in front of your own driveway. Really? Yeah. You can get a ticket for it. Yo. Another thing I don't understand is we have alternate side because they clean the streets. They do, but they clean the thing. The big machine comes, but it doesn't do any. Hazard newports in like three minutes, not only that, but it's like it's a big circular brush rush that comes by and spins and just knocks of it into the street cleaning, or we're just moving stuff around Oh yeah, it's the the dumbest dumbest shit. shit that's moving. That's like the pit me of putting stuff under the rug and you'll I am the biggest, etc. No, it's literally like just taking it and just putting it here, literally sweeping sweeping under the rug, but there's no fucking rug. Right? You're sweeping over at least with the rug. You're covering it, and it looks clean person because of all go outside. And I'll literally walk by cars that are apart to legally and they don't have tickets. And I'm like, I wanna lose my shit so bad. I want to put like fake tickets on their car, like fucking ruin them. But I don't do. There's one time where I came outside and I had the firemen thing in the window and like the car in front of me and the car behind me both at tickets. Mine didn't. And I'm like, wow, I feel like shit, right thumb, man. Bad work. I felt bad. The paperwork, hey, my father put his life on the line for me only pay this ticket. I almost one of my ex girlfriends dad's PBA card, not long ago, dude, I love. I use my girls mom's like handicaps, like two years removed ex-girlfriend, father's PBA. I've, I've. We're gonna call this. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, I would just give it..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

03:03 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Or and they'll tell you where it is like they tracked it whatever. But we didn't know where it was. We went to a bunch of different ones. We finally find it and I have to pay one hundred eighty five dollars. The dude in front of me is the most sketchy, itchy, looking guy who's just like some head and the the woman behind the counters. Like you need someone to cosign for you, and I'm just standing behind him. And he's like, he's come on man. I'm just gonna drive it off. You can't drive it off the lot. But once it gets onto the street, then you can take it. So he's like, you gotta be kidding me like, oh stuff and whatever. So she's like, those are the rules, whatever guy just turns around. He's like, you know, you're going to sign up for me. I'll give you twenty bucks. And I look at the lady. I'm like, and she was like. Fuck it. So I took us twenty dollars and I signed for sixty five now. I mean it was trashed. She also my car got towed over here. Yeah, I remember my block, but I just called and they just moved into a different place because they filmed like a movie or something. I don't know. It's weird. He'd never car. Tickets are like titties. Here's why. Here's why hot. Here's why. Here's why you ever imagined somebody's titties there. They never looked like what you imagine them. I don't know. I think I have a pretty good. You could tell like by looking at somebody like what they're gonna look like. The reason I'm comparing it to ticket, it's because I never know. I always think it's going to be like forty, five dollars and it's never Ford. I look at it and be like. What is this? No. All right. Ambulance, thirty, five bucks. So it was like one hundred five dollars. I think I have a pretty good Titi batting average to be on guy was terrible. I bet like ninety. I think it. Yeah. Titties can't guess them tickets. I mean, the worst day of my life was when I got three tickets when I was here three tickets. I went in one spot. I had a ticket, they can't give you. I was literally one end. My car died that day. Joe, I park right before the no parking sign like between what you can't park around here. It's fucking you can't. And I was literally like eight nine even like two feet in front of that time. I go to my car one. It's dead and it wasn't. There was no ticket. We went and got. I come back dead ticket and I'm like, fuck we come up here new. Like what? This point just leave the ticket. You're good. I come back up here. We go down. I moved the car to another spot, which I think is completely fine. We blackout hard off of fucking turtles. It was a Wednesday, dude. We blacked out heart. We, we'll stores morning at three. I'm like, I don't know what happened here. And then I go to my car at eight AM to more fucking tickets on the phone. One hundred eighty dollars. They're like he was. He was like, you. What did you think they were going to be. They were parking tickets, so I knew they were sixty. I knew that one I once got like an incorrect ticket and it was one hundred fifty dollars and it was on my block y'all..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

02:33 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"I was like, yeah, that's a license. I think she had like juniors license or some shit. I'm not exactly. Drive drive between eight AM and eight PM. So I got pulled over a couple of times at that, but they were like, just go home. I didn't drive until I had my license. You like that had a permit, but like I never, I never used it. I never really drive before my license either. Really, no. I driven some of my friends cars. Like your brother. Like your older brothers, they never took you like he didn't have a car see that? Yes. Also like away at college when I was eighteen. Okay. There was one time I had to drive my sister's car because she had to get a tooth pulled. So she was all fucking drugged up. So I drove from like like five blocks. But here story, my friend Dominic went to his wisdom teeth taken out, and he's like, yo common me like, you know, whatever. He's like, because I'm gonna, be drugged up afterwards, able to get home drive you like school. So I went with him and I parked the car, and then I'm sitting in the waiting room waiting around. It's like whatever it was like forty minutes. He comes out kids. He looks all fucked up. And he has like gauze in his mouth and sort of blood on them like he's bleeding. So he's like, you know, whatever somebody, let's say you home, but we're walking back to the car and I'm like. The car was right here. Car got towed, and there was a sign that was blocked by a tree that said no parking, and it just got tobe. So I was like, so I kept walking down the block and then eventually I just turned around. I was like, I don't know your car is and he's like what? And mind you. He has gone wrong. And I'm like, I don't know what your car is. I parked it here and he's like. Yeah, I don't know where it is, and I was so like that because I've never gotten a car towed before, and this is the first time I don't know who spit all over. I, who do you call when your car gets? You can call. The police department to and they tell you exactly what that's like a honesty, a fear of mine. Like I always feel like I'm gonna for some reason. I could be completely confident with where I parked come back in the car, just be there. One hundred eighty five dollars. I had to pay for it and when I got there when I got there because we eventually found it, but we picked up his girlfriend and Davino who had a car. And because I was, I had just like I was maybe nineteen years old when this happened. So I had a license but I didn't have for a long time, but we call vino and he was driving around 'til bunch of different lots because we we didn't have like we, you call three one one.

Dominic Davino vino One hundred eighty five dollar nineteen years forty minutes
"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

03:50 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Like I'm regardless if I have a fucking parachute with me or not, I'm probably just going to jump hope for the best. See, I always one of those. Like, why can't my shirt fucking like help me like, obviously, I know because it's your fucking. Like if they have like a really like if they have a blanket, like try to fuck and Mary Poppins that shit on the way down also try. I know I'm gonna die. It's just I want it to be maybe. All right. So is there an umbrella outboard? Yeah. I think he's going. Going straight down, but like a member, another thing to just to go along with the shirt. Remember pine blankets together. They would always do that movies like climb out of the window. Does that work? I don't know. I don't think I've ever done like girls would do. I'm going to this party. Fuck my dad. They through like this to their ratty eight hundred fourteen sheets how many Blake it's you got lady and also I'm ripping the shit out of whatever. I try to climb my family's way to broke our threat. Countless ways. I was like a thirty thread count. Exactly. It was like, okay, toilet paper. Yeah, I had like the quarter ply toilet paper and shit like you go to tie both of feeling well, there was that idea better off using it as a parachute fucking doing any of that. I could never like if I had to go to a party at tying blankets together, not going to the party can't get out. I can't do it not only ties of blankets together, like what the next week, what kind of psycho child is like? I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to tie every fucking like it would take longer for me to find the blankets and tie them together to try to just go out through the front through every fucking room in the house. Again. Hey, I'm freezing. Where's by? They won't notice. I'm gone when they until they wake up and then fucking ice cold, Honey. Every sheet in the house is gone. Either in the KKK or snuck. One of the two check. Danny's room, man. I never understood that. Not only that, but you know, brave, you have to be to just throw them out Salunke out of your fucking house and propel down three floors. What are you. Fucking second. Are you tying that to. The radiator, but like the bedpost. Yeah, she'll be like the fucking poultry head spring mattress that weighed less than eight pounds. And then the bed was just a frame. Drag that thing out the window at me. One hundred percent ninety. Kids are nineties eighties kids. I guess we're pretty brave. That's an eighties. Like living in fuck in the suburbs of town. They want streets. They were the ones who they're fucking the roof of their house was like not steep enough where they could walk on it like, fuck you. You know what I mean? I always wanted out like lay on their smoke six smoke like unfiltered Marlboros and Campbell's shit. I like the concept of like when you see in movies like people like sneaking into their boyfriends or girlfriends window like that's insane to me. You're climbing up the vines. Yeah. Like, what are you tars? I've been real horny before, but not horny enough to put my body at risk enough to scale the building fucking Spiderman crawl into your bedroom that come up. Like, you know. No, you down. Up, give it like the college, try like literally one foot on the wall, and just, you know what? I'll come back next week when your parents Rantzau cheeses, no, chances.

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

04:35 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"All right. Like seventy two thousand or some came out to like thirty four miles or some like forty one miles to the stadium. Insane. Those guys big time losers. Oh yeah. Yeah. They couldn't stand up to cheer for him at the game. When he the only thing that makes the guy the original idea less of a loser is the guy next to thought that it was a good idea. He's like. Also, I mean hair bigger loser than you guys suggested like, let's walk forty one miles for drew Brees. I'd go dude, no dude. If you said, hey, let's just walked for miles right now. You like dude, hold on because the joke's on us, they got to go on the field. They got to meet drew Brees. They got like VIP like. They, they were problems, honest hundred percent. If they were like, yo, you have to walk two thousand something, you know, yards for Derek Jeter for the hits all the hits that he got his career. Would you do it? Two thousand yards is not far at all. It's like two hundred football fields. No, you're trying to say you're walking forty miles like empowered. Why is it hotter? No walking forty miles. They had to like style far forty. On day how how people say that's not true if you walk in an average of thirty miles an hour. You are. Walks in our pres. You need to call Nick fury three events. If you. Three miles an hour that's like ten hours. That's not that bad. How could you straight? Danny me the longest walk of ever gone on was three and a half hours. No, I'm talking to Since you. you? Well, that's when I did that. I mean, stop a couple times. Was it three, three and change miles? Yeah. No, it was like five. Six miles? Yeah. Yo, you can walk a mile in like eight minutes, the farthest I've ever walked like six months member who can't remember walking eight minutes completely off with your speed. I did. I ran a mild day. I walked miles in like twelve minutes. Yeah. Like no, no, like thirteen. Fourteen minutes. Okay. It takes me to like walk creek Walker to so I can say matter. No. It takes me fourteen fourteen minutes on average to walk a mile and I walk. That's like when I'm like, I'm going for a walk. If I was just like gradually walking would probably take me like twenty minutes a look. Because like you're stopping, you're stopping looking around. If you could walk thirty miles an hour. Because honestly, that's that's what that's what helped with like why initial weight loss was like, I was going on these long, long walks or dope. I love walking places. I just can't run yet. I can't, and I hate it. I can't now did now with my back. That's the thing is been bothering me a lot. Go ride the bike. I wasn't able to. I was getting one of those ones that fold out. You mean like a real bike? I was saying I was going to the gym and doing the head, the stationary bikes. They fold out and you can put them in your closet and pull them out, and they snap what the fuck. It's like, so like treadmills and bikes, and they take a lot of space. They have ones now that our clients have a bike, I used to have a bike because if you did, they do make these things that you could put in your apartment. It's literally just like a triangle, and you put your bike, really, you could just bike. I might look into that because the back tire moves. So you put the front tire like on the floor in the back tire goes into this thing, and it's has like a wheel pedal on just didn't. You have a bike. Oh, so here my tires flat, but I could never ride a bike in New York City. I think those people are the craziest people on earth. I think you have to be certified insane. Yeah, because they get out there whipping through traffic and shit. You're fucking maybe Dave Mirra coming off a second avenue. I'm like, whoa, I'm driving here. You're fucked. But I'll. Biker over fucking skateboarder through the city any day, how many skateboarders. Especially with the electric ones now. All, yeah, the boosts you'll see a guy that looks like he's never skateboarded a day in his life. Long boarding. Yeah, and fuck and Michael Kors, sparks. Sure. Johnny, sue NAMI. Fuck adding here. Dockers on just fucking zip through fucking up..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

04:27 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Yeah, there was no middleman wasn't. It wasn't extra bread. Finish up off and like, oh, I wanna eat all this food, but I don't wanna eat dry bread. I to my defense, I usually will rip off a piece of bread and put Hello. Put like two, it's an episode of the based on your voice crack. Official and put like chicken and then dunk that whole thing Brit inbred. Yeah, that's a big time. Docker, my food needs coq y'all mind to see what I was housing that Zeki. Zeki cincy. That's so it's not too. The. Not really silent, not a t. Cert- Seekie that's set Zeki. Let's see. Nice. Suds. That's key tot Zeki. Jackie. Zaas game. You got. Diamond tower sake. The worst when people call it white sauce. Oh my God. It actually was on that menu as yogurt sauce. Oh, that's what it made out of. I don't like it. What the fuck is that white sauce at those fucking people. I'm outta hall guy, so I don't know. But it's, I think it's. I think it is probably is that Tiki the hot sauce, have their key. Do you like that shit makes you wanna die there Hudson, oh my God. It's so hot. I've never really had. It isn't really like that. Like it's just a cherry on top of, oh, you're gonna have diarrhea, let's et fire to your diarrhea because now comes out and it burns your rim. It's so so hot. They literally only put like a smallest of skorts. Yeah. Remember remember when we went to that the Cuban spot and they had that green hot sauce that way, hotter green hot sauce is great green. It's amazing. It's the best hot sauce I might be. Oh, you mean like I have read have green then red. Yeah, I'm with you. Green Tabasco. You mean whatever any green hots except for Franks, red hot Franks, red hot. I can. I literally can Drake that stuff. I've done it for drank French Red haka me and Keith one time I've taken a shoulder as is disgusting. Makeith did at one time where we filled up shock Lassus. Getting your spit on? Honestly, honestly, it's, it's really, really bad. It's hard, really. It's like it's so. But it also do other shots out to right now. Mike, go down easier, but yeah, you shouldn't. Concerned you've ever been cause, you'll work right at my stomach you. He didn't say like me the person. He put it up my stomach. You shouldn't. He can not. You, please don't. Please don't think it's that zanthosyn gum zanthosyn gum. It's bad for you. Like makes hot sauce. Kind of have like that layer on. It's weird. That Sandham silent ex. It is not great for you know, but that's what makes it feel like continuing becomes like a booger almost. Thickens it up picking it up. So that's why wouldn't take the shot. It tastes like a booger. I honestly have never even heard of this gum. It's just like an ingredients they put in there actually. Yeah, it's but it makes it thicker. It's. It's like, that's why. When you have certain Texas Pete hot sauce, it has a little bit of like mucous membrane type of skittles have that. Exactly. I almost died from skittles what? Yeah. I was really drunk and then I had skittles like right before I went to bed and you know how it makes your slide so thick. So I was sleeping and I guess I was sleeping with my mouth open. And I guess there was just like a film of skittle saliva over my mouth. My mouth like in my throat that I couldn't breathe. Skittle sleep. Skittles almost killed me. I woke up going like. That, yeah, and I didn't her fi and I was in a bunk bed with another dude. And he threw his phone because he thought I was throwing what it was we were at. It was like this youtuber event and they put us in one room knows like a bunch of people..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

04:30 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Flavored popcorn tins. Cheddar caramel in regular. Which one did you like the most? I mean, I'm a big cheese guy. I love cheddar. The caramel popcorn though was fucking good. The only thing about camel popcorn is like sometimes it changes the texture of popcorn and I don't like that. Yeah, it just becomes like a like a wet thing. Yeah. I need popcorn in my life and also I had popcorn. I don't know about you guys, but I hate feeling of being sticky. So like e have white cheddar popcorn. Jerked off like an animal and like part of it's like, soul came with you too. Yes, I want to go away. You're done with like with white cheddar. What are you doing Jeter you like your fingers? I like my. Oh, I don't do that. I'll look super finger liquor. That's how I clean myself. Like when I'm eating popcorn, your pants guy, he's definitely pants. No, I'm not a to arm pass God. That's gross. I am. I will your feta dipping pita in the catcher. Oh gosh. That's not a crazy thing. I've never seen somebody dip, heating catch by a piece of pita bread. It's Brit. If even if you dipped any bread into catch up, it's weird look at, but he's hamburger here, but there's a a meat in there. There's something with it like you have. I will to his defense. He's been dipping bread and catch up since as long as I could remember what literally, as long as I can remember. It's not just the first of all this is this is not a big deal. Everyone relax you guys. How long have you guys known each other since. Twenty two years in two years. I have another question actually going on that twenty two years. He's been dipping. Bread integration like white bread, like whatever came at school lunch. I, I've never seen him at home be like. What does that mean? Like I won't dip a pizza to chip. No. Succumb with like the burgers for elementary school lunch. They weren't white bread, but they were like their bread and honestly don't really well. He wouldn't take out a loaf of bread and just start snacking on up. Oh, but if I mean the hamburger and there's and there's extra bet I'm going to dip in and get you off. That's makes sense over, no, but that before was not what you were doing, doing much the pita bread. You straight pita bread catch-up knowingly rip the peace and Frankie watched the whole time. He knowingly took a piece and just went like this and is slight it in there and put it in his mouth. And I had to say something I just looked. I guys are going crazy. He is criticized my culinary. Nothing about you as culinary. I have a different my culinary appreciation, who is this guy? Look, I look, I'm grew. We grew up in a story best Greek food in the states, arguably from all the other places. The statue over from this arguably the best Greek food in the states. When we think of when I think of pita bread, I don't think of catch up top seeking. I think he does scheme. Yeah. So when you're going to convince key, you got a gyro platter and you didn't even touch the pita bread to the chicken. You wait the chicken by itself. I watched this whole ordeal and you picked up your pita bread tore it. And when straight into grainy ketchup grainy it was grainy it was a little. It was like organic catch up. It was a little grain than it's gonna go. All right, but you went straight into it. All right. I don't mind mechanic catch. That's good. Organic catch is better than an actual weird. I'm a dip, don't you know, know this. There's no sugar and organic. Good, good. Yeah, it's good. That's why I do it. And it's not that big of a drop off. But if I had to pick one which one taste better given that should. Like it's just all about dip in and scoop in and spread. But like that it was just so like adolescent, I was interested. I was intriguing sorry that you were taking back on it at the same time as I caught it to too. Now you don't get to be on his team. No, because you just said, you understand that if you eat a burger and there's a couple PISA breath, you'll Dopp that pep, which is fine, but you took your and ripped it in the little pieces and dipped in ketchup..

Jeter Frankie Twenty two years twenty two years two years
"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

03:23 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Are there. They're the bottom tier of candies and then like fucking like, what are the? What are the snow caps? Oh, snow caps are old people stuff still suck. We can agree on those. Those those are like, eleven. I don't know why they made that like a movie candy. Yeah. Well, oh shit. And these snow caps. Like, fuck these. All the candy we can put in here. We're gonna put this shit in here. I don't even say snow caps anywhere except the movies. Yeah, I don't think I do either should get there literally in the bottom rung of every deli like and they're untouched. Yeah, exactly. That's is that a new on all jokes, aside. This is this is a crazy conversation. Literally did not think anyone would be like, you'll Mike extra track. We couldn't plenty like you're really hurt. My feeling is not news here that we have called you vanilla Joe before. What is Mike nyc hot tamales like twizzlers. Yeah, they're great. You'll taste the same sort of how vanilla forcible you don't even if if I was the person that I would be eating like picking Mike and eat, I'd be like, oh, let me have a green one. Now, let me have a red one. You'd put a handful in your mouth where you'd have just like a Brown colored mess of fucking sugar in your mouth. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about you? I remember when you eat like good employee's, not going to place. You're lying. Now when you would eat Mike night, you would just take a handful and put it in your mouth. It was that was like when you mixed all the paint together and just came out like a shitty Brown, that's what used to do. You got one at a time. You don't even like eat them one at a time? Yes, yes. Keep your sociopath eating Mike and popcorn one out of a sociopath because he said, I lied when I was thirteen about ocean by yellowcard. Now he says a sociopath. 'cause I eat my candy. Wanted to do eat popcorn. One time I start one of the time, but then I'm like, I can't do this anymore. I one hundred percent eat one at a time the entire time. I have a reason why is because popcorn is easily the most dropped food all talk, can't eat popcorn need. So if you grab like seven or eight of them, three of them are ending up on the floor. I want that court. I need that corn. Let me get a consensus on candy corn. By the way, it's October disgusting. Out of your fucking mind. Kenny corns amazing gift to human at the bottom. Gift of human a spoiler alert the whole thing tastes the same? Yeah, there's no like different candy. The bottoms though at. That's stupid. That's really dumb. No, because vitamin then I just tossed the other piece. It's dumb. I'm not trying to just. I'm just enjoy picking them up bite in origin, yellow. I love something about you by the way this is going to set the internet on fire. They take. Ever Haiti Katie cords. Most polarizing candy. There is why it's so good. And here's a song it's such a time of the year thing. You know what I mean? Like shed? No. Say, candy corn. I eat so much of it and I don't even enjoy what I'm doing. Yeah. Like I'm like, I don't. I don't know why I can't stop doing. I don't enjoy that candy, but I will eat it. Yes. Yeah, I'm right there with. Can I ask another thing? Yeah. Do you ever like how your grandma's but always have like that? Big cylinder cherubs on it, and it had all different trying to popcorn. Yes, different times..

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"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

03:28 min | 3 years ago

"stolen car" Discussed on The Basement Yard

"Welcome back to the baseman yard today is me and Danny gate just hang sorry, was that we listened to a lot of ice cube. Ice cube says the. Oh, I don't know. Cannot do that anymore. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you're fire fighter. This is your last episode Thurday gunfires in a row. Yeah, this morning you got fired. Where'd you get fired for this morning? Forbidding you twice in Rome added that didn't happen, but you twice in a row. I beat you choice though. That had happened. And then I just you twice and wrote today. They brought your dog. Try distract me, but it didn't work. It worked for while? No. Didn't work. It's fine. Anyway, I kind of to start this episode was something that I saw on the internet. Apparently people are. Taking the skin. Of their dead relatives where their tattoos are and then framing it and saving it and putting it on their wool. Why doing that pretty gross? Why would you save skin? I think it's a little disgusting to be honest. What saving skin? Yeah, somebody would wanna save their skin like I want their tattoo and I wanted, you know what I mean? I want it. I understand what you're talking about, but I just. It's not the worst thing in the world. Like you've heard of like families like saving four skins. That's not the worst. Wait. An umbilical cords. You've never heard of that has saving that. Why would you save a foreskin their their families that do that? Why? What do they put it? It's a keepsake in like a like a, what's that called a Tupperware, not a Tupperware. I think they have like little like little jewelry boxes. Was it a little treasure box or like, oh yeah, like a book open up just like taped in their like baby books. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby book. Some people eat their kids in Bill courts. Some people eat the placenta to the placenta Senate. I've heard and Bill cords. I've heard that I don't know if they choose a nurse rope. Yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah. By the way, nerds rope fire, not good. I wasn't too much texture. There's a lot of good things happening on an urge rope there is, but it's too much happing at once. I don't agree with that. I I agree. What about red vines? You like read von now? I'm not a whoever. Whoever likes twizzlers red Red vines vines is is like. like like the spaghetti of twizzlers so you could pull them apart. Well, I just want to pull apart twizzlers. Those are heat. I will go on the record and say that twizzlers are one of the worst candies of all time. You're adding. I disagreed black, liquorice, Whistler garbage garbage can. That's unit. I literally was about to flip out. Don't discuss thing. No licorice though, dude, I'm having candy. I'm not like this is no, but like a twizzlers is really good. No, it's not. Yes, it is compared to the rest of the candy world. It's gabbage. I don't know about that. You're also someone that you eat fucking hot tamales like they were going out of style how they're good, but they're not. These are not good. I'm sorry, they're fine. They're not. You don't like them a lot. You're not gonna reach for them? No. Now dumb bitches. No. Yeah. You're if anything, your basic hundred percent Holly. You probably like over here eating twizzlers like you're ninety years old ninety, you wear lack lick results, retirement home..

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