35 Burst results for "Steve S"
Boris Johnson Calls for Talks After Scottish Nationalist Victory
"House. Finnish Prime Minister Boris Johnson is invited The leaders of the U. K. Steve all of nations for crisis talks on the union after Scotland's pro Independence Party won his fourth straight parliamentary election. Think of a sturgeon, leader of the Scottish National Party says independence is
Private Undisclosed Emails Leaked From the Mueller Investigation
"Got another three hundred pages or so of underlying mueller investigation emails and texts and memos and in them we learned that don jr. vodka and kushner way more involved in russia talks than previously known at least to the public. I mean we knew Ivanka reportedly informed a co co-chair of her father campaign that her brother don jr. could make recommendations for military advisers while kushner offered details about his private meetings with henry kissinger We also learned that in january. Twenty seventeen manafort. Send an email to katy mcfarland. That's flynn's number two Saying i have some important information. I wanna share with you that i picked up my travels over the last month. Well she manafort was already you know knee deep in shit by this point she immediately fired off an email to flint. Saying hey given all. That's going on. Meet with them. And flynn said i would not be with him until we're in the hot seats unknown who he is working for and perception would not be good especially now they even knew it. They even knew it the record show. Flynn soliciting trump strategist bannon as far back as september twenty fifteen before bannon officially joined the campaign steve. He wrote just reaching back out. Let me know if mr trump needs any help with national security intel an intel community issues of foreign policy. So that's i think flynn's i reach out that december. He wrote corey lewandowski. And said i wanted to send this to you this past week but had forgotten shared a link to an article from russia state run sputnik news quoted. Flynn saying the. Us must work with russia and arab countries to defeat isis. He said this is an f. y. But something trump should at least be aware of. I have been very outspoken. On the issue at this point in the conflict with our current administration has run out of good options. also i met with president putin last thursday in moscow. We actually sat at dinner together. Merry christmas
New 'Stranger Things' Teaser Is Eleven-Out-of-Ten Creepy
"I believe we have A P, sir. A teaser for over this stranger things. I like it a lot to you because I like the kids. Are they going to be adults? By the time we see them? They're 40 years old. When was the last time that we had stranger thing two years ago. Then that there's so many questions I have with this. All right, you guys, I'm ready to go on here. Stranger things and then After what? Felt like an eternity of waiting, my lady? No. Here we go. Ladies. No. Here we go. They gave me two of them in the article. I think we have the correct one right here. Yeah. Hey, the clock is on three. It's crawling around on the floor. Playing Klink. Oh, and chest. I don't like that. Educate ball. Mm. Are some spikes really like it here, like in a mental hospital and subject. I'm sorry. His little kids crawling around in a cold room. The creepy guy walking. We just see his back. Good morning, Children. Good morning, Popeye. How are you today? Good. Glad to hear you because today I have something very special planned for you when the doors has a number 11 on it. Mm hmm. You're listening. Oh, that's where she came from. Cool. Yes, quick. I also remember last year we got to go last year. They did after this using a stranger things. From Russia with love, and it was this Russian hillside, snow covered. They're all working on a train track. And then you realize that what's his face? Hopper? Yep. Is there that's good? That's good. Be good. I don't think that I will. I will figure it out. This is his
Wall Street Rises Toward Records Despite Grim Jobs Report
"Towards records on Wall Street today, despite a grim jobs report that shows hiring fell off sharply across the country last year. Right now, the Dow is up 155 points that asked act is up. 183 almost 2% and a half Now the S and P 500 almost 2% 32 points. The jobs report showed disappointing 266,000 jobs created last month, We were expecting a million jobs created that jolted the bond market. Just a little bit, also seemed to calm some inflation fears that have overhung markets for a couple of weeks Now, the data also showing average wages Rose more than expected. I'm Steve
Rep. Stefanik Supports Recounting of 2020 Election Ballots in Arizona
"Liz Cheney in the House GOP leadership. Has spoken out for the first time since being endorsed by Key Republicans. W T. O P S Capitol Hill correspondent Mitchell Miller today on the Hill, New York Congresswoman Elise Stefanik breaks with Cheney, who has urged Republicans not to continue former President Trump's efforts to undermine the 2020 election results. Asked on Steve Bannon's radio show what she thinks of the audit in Arizona Stefanik had this response. I police support the audit in Arizona. We want transparency and answers for the American people. What are the Democrats? So Afraid of. As for her vision of the party, Stanek says she wants to continue to run with the support of Donald Trump and his coalition. This is also about being one team right now. The GOP team has some very different game plans on Capitol Hill, Mitchell Miller
Joshua Duggar Will Be Released From Jail as He Awaits Trial for Child Pornography Charges
"Josh? I'm having a Jonah blank on his last name. But Josh, he's from the show. Basically, Josh is getting released. Josh Duggar, Josh Duggar, Josh Duggar's situation with Josh Duggar and his child pornography case. It is up against him right now. Josh is going to get released from jail pending trial in his child porn case, but he's not going home. The judge agrees that Josh is not a flight risk, but says that he will not be sent to his home residents. He will be kept at a different residents and have an ankle bracelet. He'll be allowed to visit his own minor Children. As long as his mother is there. You have no access to any computers or anything with Internet access whatsoever. So Pretty dicey situation room. He was teams. He broke the story that he was hit with charges of receiving and possessing child porn following last month's arrest, So yeah, yeah, that's a bad situation. Very bad situation. And, you know, they said this, too, that the family said that he had been battle. I mean, you know, he had said that this was his ex, not excuse, but that he had been battling porn addiction. That was part of why this was going on. And I just I don't see the child connection to that. Yeah, but yeah, so he Well, I guess finding porn with Children was on your computer is pretty telling. And he also molested too. I think of his sisters. Oh, I did not know that Yanks.
We React To Noise. We Respond To What We Recognise
"You're walking down the street and somewhere off in the decent guy. That looks like your friends. Stephen so you call out doing. Hey steve out. Because that's what we do in the strata. We short your name. And then we like to put an o- on the end of it but he doesn't turn around and so you yellow a little bit louder. He turns around. It's not stevo but then wanted to turn around. He didn't turn around because he recognized his name. He turned around because he reacted to the noise. If you want him to respond in a meaningful way you now need to give him something that he recognizes. Maybe that's his name. Maybe your face or maybe it's the problem that you're helping himself the product or service that is satisfying his. Want or need if you give him that. Then he will to engage in respond to you in a meaningful way. If you don't he'll turn around and go off on a his business and the reason. I think that's important is because we often talk about getting the response. The focuses on creating a meaningful product or service to fill and satisfy. Wants need but in doing that. We often belittle the venue of the noise. But without that noise he would have never turned around in the first place. And so i think it's important to remember. Sometimes that the noise can be equally as important as the response that you get from the recognition and that noise can come from a loud bang or can come from lots of little multiple pops so it can count from repetition repetition of your message concerning be paddled that noise. But it doesn't have to be. You can make single one of statements that make a loud noise or you can make repetitive statements that add to the noise. But i guess the message that i'm trying to get across is that we often demonize the noise. The noise is a bad thing. But i actually think the noise is maybe more important we give it credit for get it.
Peloton Recalls Treadmill Linked to Injuries
Kim Kardashian Named in Federal Complaint Over Alleged 'Smuggled' Roman Statue
"Kind of interesting to me. Ah, federal case involving agent art effects, looting and smuggling is linked to Kim Kardashian guys. Case involves an agent Roman statue dating back to the second century, which was part of a shipment of historic artifacts purchased by the Kardashian by Excuse me by Kim Kardashian in 2016. Now federal prosecutors say that the statue was looted, smuggled and illegally exported from Italy, and it needs to be returned Cardiac. Kim is not accused of any wrongdoing in the case and does not appear to have been aware of the situation, but she definitely has herself tied up in some Indiana Jones type stuff here. Yeah, It's weird. You know, I don't know. You gotta gotta pay attention to what you're buying. You know, I'll tell you. What if I saw that thing, like at a Coliseum or something, I throw it in my purse. If I thought, you know what is kind of need, it just looks like a little pillar. I haven't seen it yet. So after I definitely wouldn't buy it, I would not pay money for that.
No. 2 House Republican backs Cheney ouster over Trump barbs
"The Republican infighting continues on Capitol Hill with more momentum in the push to topple number three house GOP leader Liz Cheney number two house Republican Steve Scalise is now publicly calling for Cheney's Alistair the first explicit call from Republican leadership to remove Cheney from its ranks after she repeatedly clashed with Donald Trump and blasted his false claim that the election was stolen GOP leader Kevin McCarthy says Cheney's remarks have led to concerns among rank and file Republicans about her ability to do her job a vote to remove Cheney could come next week Scalise spokeswoman says he's backing staunch trump supporter at least a frantic to replace her Sager mag ani Washington
FAA Administrator Steve Dickson Talks Pilot-to-Pilot With @PlaneGirl
"Is davis right to see you and thank you for joining us here. You share a little bit about what inspired your interest in aviation and also did you have a mentor inspired. You want your learning how to fly. Absolutely i'm thank you for having me first of all And my story is definitely not your conventional story these days. I don't think of how i got into aviation by. Every story is unique so yours mine. I as a kid really had no family. History aviation didn't know anybody who is a pilot in also really had no exposure to aviation at all. I was actually afraid of flying as a kid. Because i had ear issues. That made it very painful. When i was very young so for years. I refused to even go on an airplane so i was not anywhere nearby. Airplanes airports pilots. Anything like that then. One day in high school. I think it was my sophomore or junior year. I was rolling around on instagram. Like a girl in software or junior year of high school would do. And i was on my instagram explore. Page and i saw a picture of a friend of a friend of a friend posing with a airplane. I think it was a serious looking back. And i think i did a double take because one i did not realize that small planes existed at all. I don't know how thought pilots trained but it definitely was not like that. And i also had no idea that you could just go up and fly for fun. I thought pilots trained to do a job and that was it. And i really didn't even know that much about that side of things either. So that really stuck with me. That picture and i ended up scrolling through this guy's page a little bit more and just seeing all of his adventures that he had gone on in this airplane around the same time i had to start going on commercial flights or college visits and school trips and every time i was on an airplane out of the window in think wow i wish i was flying so i was pretty dead set on going to engineering school so i ended up going to university of michigan for computer science engineering but the thought of flying was always in the back of my head just flying for fun. I never really considered it as a career. Until i've started but it was always in the back of my head is something maybe i would do one summer or just during school and one summer i was fortunate enough to get an internship in the ann arbor area so i had the money to go ahead and do my private flight training
Moderna Beefs up COVID-19 Vaccine Manufacturing
Steve Wilson from QCode Media
"We should do is just let steve tells about q code beginning and then we'll drag him back to premium podcasting topic. So why don't you give us the four one one on what you're doing over your code. What will share. Thanks guys So yeah i code I'm chief strategy. Officer code really specializes in immersive scripted. Fiction podcast so these are fully sound design scripted shows that often have you know amazing stories ayla celebrity talent and are produced in a really high technical level We mix master at dolby. Atmos and do some really cool things in the audio for listeners. Who haven't experienced fiction before these are shows that kind of hearkens back to the old radio days You know war. The world's is an apt analogy to what people are familiar with. But rather than using the sort of old techniques of production coconuts and wash words and those kinds of things. These are producer really high level and an amazing listening experience. Something that really is a great addition to everyone's like diverse podcast listening experience actions in trying to do something a little bit different. You know prior to joining code. I spent a long time at apple. where i did editorial partner relations and marketing on apple podcasts. Before that i actually still worked in podcasts but in apple's education group where i worked on. It jew which was a you know an educational podcasting platform with college courses and lectures and those kinds of things as well. That's all been folded into the apple. Podcasts platform now that the whole educational side. I mean how important i- i'm just curious. How important is the educational side to to apple. As far as working with the universities. I know back then. They're working pretty closely with like stanford and a lot of the big big colleges. Is that still going on you. Know yeah i mean look. I wanted to obviously be really careful and all of our conversation to make it clear like i'm not. I'm not speaking on apple behalf. And so i ask How important is it. It's it's hard for me. Sort of provide that kind of answer. But you know what. I would just say as you know what was exciting about. It you in the project that they had there it was. It was a project that really saw the opportunity and mobile learning the very early days. So this this project started back in two thousand and six. I wanna say it was not too long after podcasting itself really started and it was the result of you know apple and duke university thinking about how the ipod the original ipod could be used in mobile learning.
Some Members of the 'Saturday Night Live' Cast Are Confused and Annoyed to Have Elon Musk Host Show
Texas, Florida, North Carolina Among States to Gain House Seats After Census
"That will gain congressional seats based on population data from the census. CBS is Aaron Navarro reports. We now know how many congressional seats each state will have for the next decade. Census Bureau data shows. Six states will Addison, North Carolina, Florida, Oregon, Colorado, Montana and Texas, which will add two seats. Seven others will lose a congressional district, New York Well, in a way Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, West Virginia, and for the first time in its history, California Our Steve Futterman says California's governor will
Mortal Kombat Wins Weekend Box Office Against Demon Slayer
"Like that. Thank you. Grant and lastly, Mortal Kombat and Demon Slayer are both fighting out in the box office for the top spot. Mortal Kombat has barely one Movie has brought in $22.5 million while drinking Demon Slayer has made only 19.5 million. The opening weekend for mortal combat has been the best R rated movie
US House Passes Bill to Make Washington, DC, the 51st State
"For the second time in history the house passed legislation. That would make washington. Dc a state. Bill passed along party lines. And the partisan interests here very clear right statehood for dc would mean at least in the short term probably adding two democratic senators. Of course democrats have been very obvious. Interest in making that happen and republicans are dead set on opposing it but democrats also have a very basic persuasive argument here about representation. I mean there's seven. Hundred thousand of our fellow. Americans who live in dc and have no voting representatives in congress. House senate meaning. They have a delegate they can elect to congress. That person does not actually get to vote on anything. Republicans will they don't really have any good arguments against it as you can see whenever they come out to defend their position with dc statehood. Dc wouldn't even qualify as a singular congressional district. And here they are. They want the power and the authority of being an entire state in the united states. Now that's a little bit of a tough sell as an argument to make while standing right next to congresswoman liz cheney representative for wyoming single at large district representing a hundred thousand fewer people than the population of dc. Steve scalise louisiana. who wants famously likened himself to former. Kkk leader calling himself. David duke with the baggage. Scalise sounding this racist dog whistle about the crime. Rate in dc quote. Why should the district of columbia be granted statehood when it can't even perform basic mental duties like protecting its residents from criminals.
The Host: The Story of Late Night TV
"Night feed island. When i was really young. I began by listening to late night. Shows from bedroom down the hole in my house in brooklyn. My dad would be up late watching and laughing. I can still hear that laughter. Dad was a big fan of steve allen. Who started the whole thing on. Nbc's tonight show in the nineteen fifties. Steve allen has had a huge influence on all the late night hosts who followed especially with the wild stunts used to try like diving into a tub jello. Continued doing stuff like that david. Letterman once famously jumped against a wall wearing a velcro suit. Dad got a lot of laughs. Out of things like alan covering himself in teabags and jumping into a pool then he got a different kind of laugh from the next tonight host. Jack parr who conversation and wit in hollywood one day. You're putting your footprints in cement. The next day nixing it and then came the king. When i was very very young might first memories are watching johnny carson. That's the voice of one of tv's latest and freshest late night hosts amber ruffin and him. Having the coolest delivery i've ever seen a year in which america spent two hundred billion dollars on defense and that was just for condoms that coolness unmatched
"steve s" Discussed on CarCast
"Came on the car casts a mattress moderator Andrea with bill, Goldberg, and how you doing bill. I feel inadequate I'm the only one without a headset. Oh, man. You Catch Chris with the wrong intro music today. Is, that their online That, the right one sprite one. Yeah, I remember that Song I heard the burnout and I was like, are you using the song with Verno it's All right. We're GONNA have to get some more. We're GONNA have to get Goldberg's car up there now. Yeah. Soon soon, enough date. Before we get started just a quick little update. We have Steve Selene in studio today how you doing Steve, Greg. Bill just a quick update because we were talking a second ago about the cars. GEARHEAD, and on the charger with the parachute in the role in the fourteen hundred hundred dark to talk to Mario on his way to the modern street tammy shootout or something up in. Tennessee but Yeah. The the twin turbo is done in about that we can have. A speed core. Guys will be picking it up. We had up there and God knows how long it'll be but the biggest news I have of the week is the tomorrow. Knock on, wood. Permits for the garage for the Big Raj. Yeah. Excellent. All right. So so gear heads is finished up the mechanics on the twin turbo challenger Charger Rather. This thing Steve He's building too late model charger the parachute and Roll Cage Did what fourteen hundred? Horsepower Fourteen Sierra. Over. Fourteen fourteen hundred horsepower and now it's going up to the guys that speed core. To to get their aesthetic treat mended if of carbon fibre and all the nice bits and pieces on it and. It. Just like dislike the to in general. I can say is it's no different than you did back. They have probably still do down but I'm just trying to have some fun. I'll. Well, WE'RE GONNA get into some of the cool stuff that has done and what he's currently doing because he rolled up one of the selene Tesla's which he got into a few years ago and he brought his personal tesla. About we'll talk about it because it's it's sharp.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"I'm sorry you're right so for your podcast guy and then these these ones where it's like you can see the spring on it and it's like just the fucking nasty is just mold the microphone to me the most garbage that you can do is just beholding to people. Sitting down holding microphones. The I wonder like a self satisfied. My did they got that covered the Fedex. I mean we can't we can't wait. Oh see white you have. I walk in here and do this guy. Like I've got him on speed. Dial the vice president of sales and marketing. Yeah for these Mike Arms. First thing I did was take pictures and text them to my my homeboy. How much longer do I have to hear about? I'm done no I. I'm glad that I'm watching this because I've been off. I've been on the bench for awhile dating and I know a lot of being in a relationship is how you you were recently. Engaged jobs engaged and and what happened there. I mean I just I. I still don't know how to articulate it talk about the Mike Arms. How this is just so bendy no. It's just it just. I still don't have a way to articulate it and I'm I'm part of my recovery is being able to say I don't know how I'll get. You know who knows? Maybe another person. Maybe I just need to live on your farm. But then we'll just chat to each other all day and don't you have a firm like as well as until I'm able to get a what you're going to get like a full far because if you have horses someone has to be around all the time they can call like like I mean. They're just very delicate and ambitious in the in the world of A and it's a wild amount of shed. I mean it's expensive but then sieve and I want to do that. I wanted to donkeys horses. I'm going to do the whole thing but I probably need a couple of years to get that. Get that land right at that Lance I love how unapologetically just animal loving you are. Is it crazy? Well do people think I'm crazy? I don't think so. I think that it's I think because the way you do it is not preachy. I could name some people who are just really tough to follow. Because it's like just stop you know like the whole militant Vegan thing I think is Is is is a little bit it to me. It makes the people that you actually could convince or that you could interest shuts them down and makes them not it stopped. I shut down when people yell at me. And it's it's there's there's a real feeling that if you're not vegan enough you know like where we start like actually alienating people who are on the same fucking team that's exactly so I I look and I don't post most of my animal rescue stuff because a lot of the reason. I'm able to get animals out of Abusive situations the agreement. I says I won't put this on social media. Your name will not be involved. Give me the tiger and the horse. Nothing else will be sad right. So that's a big part of it so most of it is anonymous so but I do try to post if I'm trying to get a dog a home or trying to just go. Hey we're in quarantine grey to foster dog you know like Never WANNA bully people but because I have so many animal people sort of in my world which great before. But I'll get messages were if I'm wearing a shirt people go. You're wearing a silk shirt and that's worm rape and I'm just like okay right you like I proud of myself or not even having noticed that you have animals on share because like I've just not not once have looked at your breast your to who doesn't you have blinders on in a way that I am not even a woman team. He has not even look below my neck. I mean granted this is probably just the Lee Sexual. This managed to neuter myself with his shirt. But I mean I'll be wearing something or if someone sees me eating honey they'll be like be rape right. I post videos like taking bees out of the pool like so much trouble. It was it was when I was in that same fucking theater in Vancouver and someone came through the line and they said hey like Like are you still Vegan or and I was like. Oh well you know like once when I got cats and then I was just like a gate you know and I I just you know became PESCA. -Tarian feel like you know like I gotta feed my cats. Well Yeah I gotta feed my cats me like my dogs like I. I just don't don't fucking DIG Vegan Dog Food. I it part of the reason. I don't eat red meat as I feed so much red meat to my dogs and so I try to just go like okay this like that. Yeah and also I like a fish. Yeah and I also like started chicken like we've been doing chicken I would. Also we tore lots. There's times where it's like and because I had such crazy eating disorders stuff if I'm in an airport and I the only choices like chicken soup or like diet coke like I Gotta. I gotta do that or else. I'm on the slippery slope of my diet. Just like if I'm you know the Tulsa airport and there's only a borrow pizza and Hudson News right like I can't just only drink for lunch because I'm like not eating chicken like that. Gets INTO A WHOLE OTHER UNHEALTHY? Sort of thing But but yet I also I also think people just need to be on their own and part of it too. I told this this girl that like you know I've ages line got blerim like I eat. Fish actually subscribed to the belief. That fish is good for me. Yeah certainly better than all the fucking like fake mock meat bullshit really not good for. Yeah and you know so like eggs and fish and then it was like and I didn't even think anything of it. Yeah she came back to the line again. Just talk to me again to say how she disapproves. Fish Fisher. You Know Cente- everyone whatever it was. Yeah and then the next day I got on the airplane and now I'm seeing things like on like the instrument whatever it was like. Oh he's not fucking anymore. He's fucking traders hypocrite. He's just like wait. What and then I and I was like foolishly. Responded so Yeah there was. There was like a direct messages at forget. But then now there's like a facebook forum like you know and it was just like and I just got so at my wit's end I'd finally was just like you know I just want. I posted of a picture old picture of me and crammed into a fridge. These fruits and veggies. You know and I was just like man my just like fuck. Vegans can be really annoying. Man You now like really annoying. I just wanted to say like like when people are on your. Let's let's not alienate people. Who are really proactive. About like furthering progress or animal welfare. You know when somebody isn't quite up to your personal standard of veganism free when when they're not like let's not attack the people who are really proactive. And benefiting say I think in anything extremism is where it should hits the fan so I'm sure there are cool. Republicans Cool Democrats. It's just the extreme will republicans. Look I know the fucking cool Republicans who are like you know very liberal in some areas and and I know some that go back and forth. The can't imagine being you know but I just think to me it's always like and I sometimes do. Come to the defense of the non vocal vegans or. Just do what you want man. I'm GONNA do like words and Neal Brennan like Barker. I Yeah Right. I've known them for ten years. We've had you know Neil and I dinner used up dinner once a week. Never once even talk you know right so it's like there are some cool ones we of course here from the didactic right right right nasty ones and and you're absolutely right. They're totally wonderful. Megan people and just do the best. You can extreme do you. Can you know I just? I had a pig and stumbled upon getting a pig. I didn't plan on getting a pig. Once you fucking have a pig and you see how smart they are. It's just like I just couldn't go back. You know what I mean. It was just one of those things with just pigs. It was just like Oh yeah dude like I mean so much smarter than my dogs. This is say you know what it was for me was when I was hearing all the voices on drugs like I was I was I needed to know more about what I had. This connection with the the barriers were eroded now I'm interacting with the spirit entities. And so I was. I was you know. Took to the Internet to research spirituality and learn what what's going on what am I privy to let me learn about what it is and I came upon this video of like a fucking Krishna Consciousness Guru in India and he just said one thing that caught me said. How can you expect to be saved if you eat meat like just seemed like you know and I think by any buddies standards whether it's like Go TO HEAVEN BE SAVED. Nirvana like whatever it is like. There's some kind of a consensus that human experience is is essentially. We're in a fucking jam and we're trying to get out. We want to ascend as we're in this fucking thing and it's like we need to be saved. We need to talk in here. We need to go to heaven. But whatever we're in we're in we're gonNA fucking jam and like the idea of this is to somehow like no matter what religion spiritual like you know. Wisdom is like our purposes to get out of this jam by finding salvation. And this guy who is like this spiritual. How can you expect to be saved and I thought Oh no? I'm not going to be saved because I'm fucking eating meat and I. I stopped eating meat except for fish at that time. Because all fucking Jesus like was fishermen man like eating fish to be cool. How long have you been going so long that I have to let you go good so long go but I love you and this is long overdue? But I'm glad we did it when you're pastas out. Oh Shit I never talked about it. We're talking about a little bit. Do Doctor Episode. Just listen to it was fucking great. The RONDA Rousey episode. I watched the entire thing in one sitting. It was just so fun to what you get people that are so like you have such chemistry with but you're in like different worlds as you know. I love having all the our friends on the COMEDIANS. We all get to see but it's just been really refreshing like how your curated guests. It's it's just such A. I'm just tormenting myself I gotta get someone that never gives them gonNA have like I. I've I've not had 'em comedian musician athlete. Yeah you're like you being a perfectionist about it. That's good that's great. That's something I don't think you should maybe fix about yourself wanting to be excellent. That's fucking awesome. I to be fucking I wanted to be. That's why you'RE GONNA FUCK IN. Be The king of this dirt right. Said I love you and give you a hug but get stuck away. All right love you. I always end this very awkwardly. Everyone knows that by guys Love you don't ride elephants bank. 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"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Sales just suck it stick already. Put it inside. Just take it and you can't have it. I guess I'm just sitting here going like I'm I'm single now dating and I realize I'm going to have to listen to guys. Talk about gadgets. I mean it's you seem so happy about Yeah it's just who fucking care like who fucking fuck but you're so happy and in love I mean just this is why I mean I just. I'm so happy for you that this is bringing you this kind of joy because I fucking hate like the I can never figure out the arm. I'm always telling my producer I feel like I'm hitting it like you know you've we've one thing. I fingernail classroom listening and then and then I actually get bad at the Mike says I hear myself in the pocket Mike. Oh God doesn't make sure making me sound loud and nasal and people like no. That's just how you sound like on Ron Rogan. He's got the the Mike Arm. Coming in from above which is like kind of like I mean he. He works his way round. It's fine you're evidently he's doing. Okay never do that right. But but but this is so great because it comes in from underneath. Yeah it's like super cheaper than than the the one Rogan uses. I feel like my producer. Paid you to say this because for the last two months I've been like arm and comes in from underneath and if you wanted to come in from above it will and I'm just I just think it's fucking fanton. This is make this is really making me lose a lot of leverage with my producer because this is been like an ongoing thing where he's like trust me. This is better and I'm like I don't think you're veered starting a podcast if you have a podcast every..
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Looking to but I also she said I'm not prepared to add to our workload. We should get locked up here. Yeah get up here because I know you guys. I have to let you out at some point but I just want to ask you one question about. Come up here if you want finish up. See she doesn't. She's not a nurses. She says she doesn't either so I have off on cash. There's something so wrong comics. Seven o'clock on a Tuesday. I'm chilling not tap dancing for strangers. I can't really yeah. We'll be done soon because I'm just so curious especially love you especially with everything. We talked about like a wedding for me as an entertainer was. I was really struggling with it because I was like. Well it's gotta be funny and it's gotTa be this and I have to have and it was like this weird thing where I was like. I can plan a TV show. I can write an hour of entertainment. Billy planning a wedding. I kept going. I don't know what people want from me. I have to entertain people. Am I going to be funny like it? Really Fuck that so female like you're not like that's such a fucking female thought. I don't get it like what's it's like. The and I was like I have to train my dogs to bring the women and fucking wedding dresses. Like how much thought can go into this. This guy that you're gonNA wear once. I know. Begin to the exclusion edition to believe. We only start to matter is a person when we put that garment on from dolls and barbies and American girls were taught. We're only valuable as people once we learn that I mean there's a whole word for that hag.
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"He had some on his wrist. Cameras seem to indicate that went into The one mountain side of the plane. And what were you thinking about? I brought it Debra. Dvd player with me. This was my exception. Okay then to the no pity the poor and yeah yeah well. My this was my. I love the idea that you've been off porn for so long that you went to like Jenna Jameson. Like you haven't in the Newport yet it was it was it was fucked up. I ended up like not even realizing the title of the DVD shows was like a destroyer to to be able to follow with going on and we haven't seen one. I mean I just it was. It was crazy thing and the levels. The layers of this is just like an hour that I do is It's the story of these. Just absurd ideas that were for so many years too much to actually go through with you know so it's kind of like. Wow what was too much and interesting and and like there's nearly anything on the list of stunts that it did for this new our that that one way or another didn't have implications. Yeah on my relationship with locks had a real tough time with. I'm going sky jacking. She never suggested I not do it by but there was a tough one you know and I and I was really sensitive like Well I remember the first time I performing some of this You're on unstaged. Just killing telling a story about when you propose to her you shit on a fan and later in the face. This is fucking. I described that as as that's how I knew she was when I found once and for all the shit hit the fan I got like a little crew of people and like the first little fucking droplet of shit hits. The Fan goes flying. Everybody runs except for locks. Just fucking hold her ground with a big smile. Our Face. The key like honestly. I don't care what you think is funny. But if you're in a relationship you guys have to think the same shit fine. I'll see Senate like out of everything that I've said this podcast. Which looks like it's just categorically not a fan of. I will tell you that I'm about to say the one thing that will mortified her above. Don't ruin my friendship with her friendship without you. I mean when I say mortified her. I really say this. I'm beaming with pride I we've been together for for over three years and you where we were together before we before it proposed. It was January twentieth that I propose to her and our first configuring fetzer just siber- together. Yeah And only in the last month two months. She freely toots audible. Was it an accident the first time? I don't know you'd have ask. Can we get her in here? Yes hold on okay. That's going to be pushing her. That's going to be a fight in the car. I don't think so. Let's not do you. We can ask her if she wants to admit she wants to cut out A. Hey I feel like if lux wanted to be up here. She'd be up there. She she she does not have the same desperate. Need for attention. You fucking. She's sitting by the pool fine. She's like Shit did you text not I mean I have to let go at some point but I like a couple more questions for you about her so Brad. I really wanted to be here. That's the sweetest thing and my question for you. I us to all the guys on the show that are married because we're faced. Women Always WanNa know when when was it clear she you're like I can't she is. She's the most gorgeous. We're talking about you so We're talking about you. We're talking about how he should on you during his proposal. How much trouble on my an before we get cut it we. I WanNa be my friendship with her. How much trouble on my in for saying that. We've been together for over three years but I know I'm beaming with pride when I say this is really hard for him to say it and Allie. Worry I'm so proud that our relationship has reached the level that ingest last one or two months. I like you you. You aren't college. Ethically proudly and audibly toot when she does it like I melt. That's intimacy in your Vegan. So this is very neither Vegan. Okay I was GonNa say there are some definitely right Riyadh. Oh my God Babe I love you so much I just want to know is. Was it the first one an accident you know? I don't even remember. Her farts are so cute. I've never smelled one to be like as audible as it was. Action was like just over the moon like he loves it which is weird but talking about this..
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"Do you really know moment no I have. I don't think I've ever seen this before. This is a fucking amazing me as that was one of my ideas for the first jackass movie and it was like sixteen hours all told. Yeah Sixteen plus and Across four of four visits to this legendary artists that Jack Rudy and On one of it was it was really three sessions because one of the visits was a false alarm where I thought that taking xanax would help with the pigs. This the most fucking painful. You'd think like crazy jackass should have done. That hurts like what was the most painful stunt I venture to say that my fucking back. Tattoo is the most painful shit of because it's like tedious nettlesome. Pain in the back is just of nerves. The backed hats and it went on forever and I was the biggest bitch that this guy ever fucking had in his chair he was just like. I thought you were supposed to be some kind of fucking tough. You were the most like annoying this maddening. Fucking bitch matching like. She didn't say that out loud but I can hear him. 'cause you're thinking it through the voices corroding you're the voice on my God. I could fucking here and and then so it hurts about and I would go for the next session thinking like Oh my God. I'm so dreading this like. What can I do to make it? Hurt less and took a bunch of Zanex to thinking. It would help with the pain. Yeah but there was just fucking fallen out of the chair and he said Dude Fuck Outta Shit to get the fuck Outta here. Can't Ted to a guy slumping and falling out lasted body. Fucking asshole honestly think that guy just dislike to me so much. It was the worst. I mean it. Everyone wants it because I did a thing where I was like. What do you want to ask Steve? O on the show today and so much was I was like US stuff. He's already answered so many times. But I am so curious about your relationship with pain and fear because I heard you talk about fear earlier and it kind of surprised me like when you were just I was fearful about something and I was like. Oh I just picture you as being someone who's so fearless like what. What's on your list of fears? I mean the pain doesn't really seem like physical pain. I'm not like any particular bike Pain you know. I don't have any threshold in high threshold for Pan. Just had like such an absurd like hunger for attention. That's what drives me like. It's not that I don't feel pain and for that matter if I didn't feel pain or if any of my buddies the We did Jack Ass like if in the absence of pain there would be no reaction which is what makes the footage compelling you know in the absence of fear it would just be boring to watch and it's the fact that we're not we're not like fearless or or like you know immune to pain like we're actually like we really have that that Trepidation we really have that. That fear that reaction you know. I think that that's what makes it compelling were not like particularly tough guys were just like such fucking attention so we'll do it and guess what drives this is a little bit different for each the guys but yeah I'm not a I feel pain very much as much as anybody else and I guess like I certain kinds of pain. I can tolerate better than than the average person in so I I don't know babs willing to willing to do it and I am not like an adrenaline junkie or a Thrill Seeker. Really chest attention. How're you know because I don't enjoy the I? I'm terrified roller coasters. Oh florist warranty. Gross fucking hate it but also there's a bunch of other people on them. There's no punches. There's a camera. Gopro jumping happenings. Fear Ever Bungee jumping. I have you jumped out of the plane for my for my new. Our no for for new. Our I did all these new stunts. Who Know at a called the bucket list tour and and so like the bottom of the barrel. Stunts now is like the. I like the first joke of my our. Is You know guys. I'm in a fucked up situation. I'm Steve In my forties. It's bad it's fucking awful. You know like this is not okay. I've got a you know. Got Hurry up. It's creepy. Watch me do these things like running out of time shaking hands on purpose soon. We'll just be shooting some going all out. Not got like the unfinished business of it where there's very few ideas that I had. That would like sitting around. That never happened in and for very good reasons. But one of them was and secretly. It was because I was afraid of skydiving. I don't WanNa fuck with it so whenever anybody asked me. Have I ever been skydiving? My My go-to answer was now. Fuck that everybody does That's not a stunt. It's basic it's basic. I says it's just too basic for me when when the reality was that. I just don't want to do it on any apartment so I built him built-in to the Ted to my resistance to skydiving. I said it's basic. I said if I ever go skydiving because the first time you do it you have to have a guy strapped onto your back tandem guy. I said fibrous skydiving. I'm going to be but fucking nake with dude on my back furiously jacking on and I'm GonNa fucking time it with the dude on my back jacking off such that like. I'm a simultaneously falling out of an airplane while I'm coming everywhere and and come hit the ten guy. I described that.
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"It's like a pretty like Lilac guys this for your girl I promise you. She will not pick a fight with you for a while. Good I look. Everyone's asking me but sorry lasting. I'm going to say about this hold on. I'M GONNA call you right back because it sounds like you're in a submarine. Everybody asked me how I get my hair to look cute. This is it just put as much of this in as possible and it makes it like super thick and delicious and sexual and voluminous see that and you know what can I say. One more thing about this it. The dry shampoo doesn't leave like white residue on your hair so it doesn't look like you like you know Fella Nevada baby powder. It goes on really clean. See that see. How much cuter. My Hair's getting look the people listening. Probably have no idea what's happening but look at me on instagram. And look how cute. My hair looks it. Looks I feel like I look like Jennifer Connelly twins member her hair in that movie like Super Thick. Look at that Benton. Where are my new me UNDIES member? I told you to order me more. Which by the way wasn't even about the ad sponsorship. They sent me some because there were partnering with them and then I was like I've never taken his underwear off and I hate underwear and you haven't taken them up wherever the Sonogram and the poll you wherever you know. I swear to God one time. I was so annoyed that I only had one pair that almost took him out of the laundry and warm inside out which I don't recommend doing but that's how comfortable Caesar I wanted to wear the same one twice without washing them but shuna comfortable where the didn't tell our audience. How many times I've asked you to order me more and you haven't you've asked three times okay. And three times I have ignored it. Where are you going to get me one with the Little Mamas? Yes I am going to get you though you like it or not I I. I don't even need to read this. I'm telling you okay. So here's here's what I do need to tell you me undies. Will deliver them. There's a membership okay. And so no one wants to go to a store right now. Nobody wants to have to go in. They will just magically appear at your door. It's like it's like having a pervy Santa Claus drop-off you know every lunch. You get the cute underwear bought Membership comes with statewide savings early access free shipping and zero reasons to ever leave your house. Which is the key. Just grab just underwear guys only of underwear. They have great shocks. I haven't gotten this. They have robes. Djaama's t shirt everything you need to be cozy in your mouth neon disaster. They have one sees. Why haven't you got me those? I'm really do the ordering them for myself..
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"It's not just like this artless like. I don't think anybody got got in trouble for saying anything about this stern show. I'm just still such a fan. I feel like Sarah Silverman the way. I just worshipped him. You know I got fucking worship Howard Stern. Yeah and he's a legend which I just don't want to listen because everyone I know he's like A. It's like a call and I'm like I guess I started listening to this show. I'm going to start having to put them on a pedestal. And it's GonNa make our friendship because I never when I did the show I had never heard the show before. Not because I wasn't just a lot of people grew up listening to it in the car with their DADS. I just didn't have that experience and I literally the day before when people found out I was going on every called me and they were like. This is a great books. Can we come like people like so many things in my life? I've met so many amazing people. Howard is the only time people say. Can I come with you right? I'm like John cleese talk on my TV show tomorrow. You want to come to that and now like right Howard they just WanNa seat right. And he's he's he's epic and I went on there like you're GonNa have to ride something called a Sydney and I was like you know You definitely don't have to nice if you did it. Was You know like I love to have a conversation with you about this? How men especially in the public eye. Who Have you know colorful pass of evolving for the woman? The glad that I gotten serious about all that before I it. It's just so nice to to not be distracted by the chasing around and the Just the fucking nonsense time job dude. It's awful yeah but yeah I think it's it's just crazy that we both just described the way we try not to listen to Howard for such for security. Very Leagues is like I. I have this superstitious. Believe that if I go back to not listening at if I really like fucking listening and being careful with the fucking series APP because I'm putting channeling my time and effort back into my fucking career to earn myself into a spot where I'm on that Khattab Sofa again. He can tell you thirsty L. Your fan no. I think that it's it's interesting and it's in the things he wanted to talk about. Our changing. The worst is when I go on there and like like what you said about when the rogue over the worst is when I go on there and I'm just like anyway so I had a threesome and he's like I don't want to talk about what you're right relationships like. I'm I'm doing old me right. I think he wants this really perverted like period lascivious conversation. I know I've evolved and I'm like I sorry and the other thing I I did the things I did. I stapled my boss act my leg. I went in there fucking semi head on fire. I did fuck swelled five goldfish. Botham up stun-guns myself. I'm fucking like and then I think now it's like NAM. Good on that. Now you would go in and just cry and be vulnerable. Hey I don't think he wants to see that but in any case I p okay go and then I'm going to and then I'm going to say about you're GONNA go right here in P. I did. This makes me think we are so close the fact that you can just say. I have to go. Oh what if I throw an ad? We haven't done that in four months. Stevo went to go take a ship so now a word from Art Smelters. Aloe Hey baton. It's Whitney like that. You're talking like that to me. I'm doing ads and I'm frankly sick of you not pulling your weight. Oh I'm sorry so we're GONNA do an ad for my favorite hair company. Ask the best. Yeah the best. So can you please do it so that I can take a fucking break the really good and you know. I've been using non stop because I don't wash my hair. I just used the Drysenko me too. I've been using you as well. I just use another day because during quarantine while I'm alone I've been trying to perfect eighties. Hareb Oh yeah are you using the the spray or the dry shampoo and conditioner to get these Bouncy Curl. Ooh Okay out trying those foam. Mullets wait the five and one leaving conditioning spray. Is that what you're using? Yeah I use it every day. The teacher when I really liked it. It leaves your locks. Smoother Shinier healthier and Happier. Look at that ideal for those. Whose hair is not cooperating lately. Which is mine. This collection has an ability to instantly deliver five benefits in one lightweight. Spray Specialty Brendan Green Blend. Why am I talking like you? I miss you so much that I started stuttering. Acidity believe what a specialty blend smoothing. It provides thermal protection hydrating.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Like common really I don't like like like I forget what it was something along. What do I gotTa do to get? You know I know what the joke is. That ended up fucking did something really aggressive. What either bomb or kill and it was about disease and it was. It was something like I heard that This there is a celebrity. Who took this girl back to his house and they had a bunch of wine and they had bad sex and I was like who is this prince charming. It was something that there was that a woman thirty six sees nothing wrong with that dates. I think that that I don't remember specifically but that sounds right. And I I remember if if if if I've got it wrong the feeling conjured up was like as if you were saying God I think sexual harassment is so flattering. Something like that something to complement and move on. I but I'm joking right another forty minutes about how you shouldn't do this and you sure sure. I'm not suggesting that in any way that that I was wrong or anything but I just remembered Ooh you know like she came in really hot and then by the time by the time you were in Vancouver I was just like wow like. She just fucking took way when she was working on just crafted and molded into this just masterpiece and I really believe that. It's just so fucking impressive. I it's the biggest compliment you can hear from a comedian. Respect seeing something from it's like you know embryonic stages at chipping away at the Mar. Sure you know the disservice dog analogies fucking fantastic by but when you're promoting that special and you had the robot right like he came. He came over to my house to fill me interacting with the row. That's right and Thank you by the way and here like there is no particular plan there was. I didn't have any idea like what it was but like I really wanted to be funny so I wanted you know. I felt like a little bit intimidated. You know like I by the situation like you know like Whitney's over and lag we're filming and like she's treating me as as a comic like sort of respecting me as like someone who she considers to be funny and I. I was just in in. Try hard mode and like here. I'm just like okay with the robot. Come out and like and I'm like I say to the robot like so what's what's IT GONNA take for for new and meet a Fox or something like that and I'm just like in my head I'm like why did I say that? Why how the fuck did that? Just come out of my mouth. You know like and I remember I just remember being like that was so disrespectful to my girl that was so fucking it was just such a jeep approach and it was just like just like overtly creepy and like. I just was spinning in my head. Like Oh my God the fucking and I forget if I brought it up to lugs before or after it appeared on the instagram. What did she say? Cut It out on and she was like. I don't watch the do like she's busy. She has her own life. Like I forget if it was before after it showed up an instrument but I brought it up with her and there's light and I just said I just said Babe like I'm so proud of Of of this and I just want you to know that I was just like in a mode if I just wanted to and try so hard to be funny and like whatever just like doc be shot can get laugh you know and like I'm just not and she and she said just like hey thank you for thank you for saying that to me you know. Thank you for like demonstrate your sensitive to my feelings and you know and it just like it. It came and went without without it. You know which to me is like the crux of you know an amazing relationship. I was GONNA say perfect but we don't use that word. is not the absence of conflict. Not The absence of doing just how you can address them and how quickly you can recover like. It's amazing like the miracle of just saying hey sorry about that. It took me so long to number one even know when I was being disrespectful or crossing the line right. I mean funny and like this is who I am and I'm brash and like I make sex jokes and like it's not out you like But what I'm hearing from you like so important and I think anyone listening in relationships that are sort of confused. It took me fifteen years understands the amount of respect in your relationship. It took me so long to realize that I've been in love with people I didn't respect. I've been obsessed with people that didn't respect me. Respect is like the number one thing and it took me so long to understand that. Sure and I think they're like Consideration as you know par part of it but you also can see yourself like you have done the work like and this is why you deserve this incredible relationship because you're not waiting for her to go. Hey that my friends saw that and that was weird. And you're like what do you mean comedian? Who WHO CALMED DOWN? Relax is I. I didn't want to. I think I did until I it. It came out because they like words. Never get used crack. This would fall into the category of like. Do you need to know that? And I don't know why and I probably should have been like should cut this on. You know what I mean. It was fine and I was checking out like I was checking your podcast. I was like oh I wonder what what? Whitney's youtube presences. Yeah because I've been like I was like Youtube is almost made for me. It's like incredible. How hard you killing there? Because it's it's I you know. Everyone's like youtube mostly guys so I'm trying to figure that out. I mean it's it's I I was. I was curious because because I don't do I disturb. We both are new on the bandwagon. Perfect timing got him right by pandemic rush. I just saw something recently. That said There are seven hundred thousand podcasts countries around the world there is something that is. That is a ballpark estimate of. How many podcasts there are every fucking asshole and as a podcast. This is a true story I get. I mean this is how you know. A friend of mine was like. Oh my shreen or like to interview you pocket. I The guy that this rescue organizations like every one's got your and I it ranks among the most annoying questions. That that that you can ask is William D my podcast. Podcast is relatively new. You've done what five six I I've recorded six and put out five. Let me tell you something about the people. You're asking to take away your guilt. Let me remove your compunction. They're all fucking narcissists. Who just want to be on camera and talk about themselves for two hours your fine. It's sad I thought the hardest thing in the world was GONNA be getting people on my podcast as soon as you get a couple of people. Everyone's egos get bruised. Okay what am I gonNA do your winter? Like everyone doesn't want to be the person that wasn't asked Dole start coming out of the woodwork. I mean it's it's things -iety induced. Now that you've had Ronda Rousey and Demi Levato and all these celebrities they're gonNA WANNA be on it so that they're in the same Sean. I I think that that is the it's going to snowball. Yeah I I'm hoping it will be a current at just filled and you're always so good. I remember when you did Rogan. You didn't episode where you talked at. This totally blew my mind about drug use in about how it might be getting this wrong. Like corrodes the wall out one hundred percent I was like I need a fucking podcast. I remember that as causes. You said something about you. Think that life is designed in like cat arguments yes compartments and the if you take off substances you will erode the barriers in between the compartments and US Open yourself up to spiritual entities where you start hearing voices because I believe to this day. That the hallucinations. The voices were very fucking real. One hundred percent is still subscribe to it. Those refunding real spirits wasn't that drugs made you hallucinate. It's that they carotid the walls that right because we're open me up to two other dimensional. Shit. 'cause I is totally real problem is that is. It's it's a very crude and like it's it it opens you up to all nature of of of Said entities. Where you you let in really low frequency fucking Demon Shit. Were just like on autopilot. You're actually like the the the the in a in a sense. Those barriers are like protective. Like if you open yourself up to two more stuff like that like meditation like like the Second High Level Frequency Shit. Yeah it's much more subtle whereas he just opened up the floodgates and demons come pouring in and it's like The psychosis dude. I did Iowa. I've been very again against grew up in now called comb so my drug was control perfectionism. Like I'm Alan. My Drug was rescuing drug addicts and chasing them around and trying to act so but right. I'm pretty fun. You would've loved me. Twenty years ago we would have been a great fucking match And I had never done like really substances much LSD. When I was younger just sort of like make people like me that were loving. It was just like codependent. I was like all right. You're doing it I'm doing it. I cannot relinquish control so. Lsd was my like. I was just like I had no fun. I didn't enjoy a But I did. I was like three years two and a half years ago for the first time in Robin quivers. She's she's gone on and on about all WASCO forever me. Yeah thank God. I figured if she did it or she wanted to do I think she did it. I have this weird thing with Howard Stern. Where because we're friends and I'm friends with is what I try to not listen to him because I feel like I'll become a fan. It'll be weird. I did like I have a different experience with and this will just create problems but I used to. I used to be like a regular Howard Stern guest you know. Yeah Yeah I think I was on there like sixteen times. Why am truly one of the best ranked as one of the gloves? We'll thank you and I had this whole routine of lag. I would surprise him with. Nobody knew what kind do and it was. Just like some fucking maniac shit and And back then I never listen. I was so busy getting loaded. I was just like whatever. Listen to Howard Stern and Right around the time. When Howard became a judge on. America's got talent right. You know it was it really that time represented in evolution of the Stern show and my theory is that Howard because he became much more family friendly for having done on a network family friendly show as a judge on GT and he All of a sudden like say took away the edge but like his show evolved around that time to be really like just so a list right around that time and so so the the echelon of guests that that see the actually the floor for the guest was above me and I could no I could no longer be a guest on the Howard Stern show but for the most part of my career has been stand up tour and in digital stuff. Yeah and I've built like a really like pretty substantial video like five million views in like two weeks just like Jesus it's I. I'm really grateful. Hustle bustle evolved. In a way. Where you know. I've seen a lot of the stuff that you've done like it's so hard to stay in surprising like you or one of the people that. I look and I see what the Youtube Stars Are Doing. And that sounds like such an aunt thing to say. But like you're doing things that are super extreme in super surprising without like electrocuting rats and poking you know what I mean. It's not like just mindless artless stunts. There's it always feels like a really. Well thought out smart sketch while thank you did that that it had sloppy..
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"Oh my God I trust. Whitney's tastes so much. Whitney's right about everything would he would never lie to me. And then you go to article dot com nearby bunch of stuff and you don't put my name in. Don't do that. You need to support the show. Let them know we sent you. Okay I want them to know who gets credit around here okay. I want them to know who's boss around here tag us and also this is my new favorite thing when you get your furniture tag me or when you buy it tag me in it and I'll re post you in my story so that I can brag that I'm a very influential influence. Our love you by well okay to do you need an attitude adjustment before we start this next ad. No hello welcome. People greet people. Okay so I'm not even again. I'd like to try. I like to thing where I proved to the listeners that all the products that sponsor us that we partner with our products I actually use. I'm not a sell out. I'm not corny like Willy Nilly peddle my wares and like schlep around brands and products. That I don't authentically us so you know how my skin's been amazing lately. Notice that lately. Don't you think I think it's because of the ritual vitamins that I start? I start taking these. I started taking these before. The podcast started by the way I've known I've been on tour. I've been taken fish oil okay and this is the only fish oil that I will take. Because it's the only one that doesn't make me feel like. I'm burping up clam chowder for the entire day. You know what I mean. This is it has. This is the only thing I take. I don't take anything else. I don't even put the vitamins in the splendor with my smoothie anymore..
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Like and then you have can. How do you even have that conversation? They come by pre pandemic when you could just suck anyone's coupon with a fourteen day quarantine. This is remember. Got To put a little hole in your mask right down on that I mean. How would it go down? I mean I it would just be like I had like half the time would just give you her number or like or whatever and he would just be like. Oh Hey you know like yeah you know. Tweet me like whatever earl like. Hey Jack you should write down or number like I mean however it was. It didn't it was never smooth. You're not looking for romantic. Would never may you know And I'm not like I'm not proud to even like characterize myself as as that way it's just a reality of of how it was but as I soon like went way would have been. I remember a couple of things happen. I was in Atlanta during the punchline and Krista Peta he was like my whole act was about it was about it was just blue and has started out in comedy with all just like. Oh I'm Steve. Oh the Jackass Guy. And I'm gonNA tell you every like graphic and gratuitous yeah ruby sex story and it's going to be really funny because you've already sort of transcended this bar of extreme like I you know I think about you You know when I see you do stand up. And I'm like God. His fans have seen him do so much that he do feel this pressure to have to deliver some as shocking. Something so pressure. I think I put on myself more than anything but yeah I would have like bit where it's like. Yeah you know like I couldn't believe it. I was like in a situation with three different chicks. You know and like it becomes evident that they're all gonna like you know take turns like going down on me and I'm terrified because I'm GonNa like in the first one starts and like she's doing wage jobs so shove off and the next one and thank God that one just start chewing on my dick the toothy job of all time and I'm like Oh thank God I need that because now I can last a little longer than I was like chicks fucking Dick like a crocodile and.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"The show with a dry cough. I'm like Baba Buoy man with the bucket through clearing all the time. It's the worst. It's like the pandemic is not the time to be clear your throat. I know a Klux told me. Look my girl likes told me about. It said I used to cough to cover up my far far to cover up my cui far anything. I can do anything to cover up that. I'm coughing if you go off people look at you like you. Just Yell The n word. Jesus I think what I just perpetrated was a different style of covers more than the annoying throat clearing business but you smoked used to smoke. I did play. I think what what destroyed me more than anything was Huffing nitrous oxide. That'll do it. I did that Your your throat. I honestly I don't know like what all is. Actually the reason for why. My voice is such a disaster. Hi You're the Janice Joplin the comedy world. I'll take I'll take I definitely in my My journey of recovery as we go we take an inventory of the different things that really bother us. Look into camera whenever you talk about recovery of recovery. I mean if we're supposed to address things in a certain way banning like we we make we We make inventory of resentments of fears of you know of like harmed and other things you need to apologize and On my fear inventory like it was a big thing like To two things was like you know afraid of like you know the reality of my deteriorating appearance and my my shitty deteriorating voice and I said good and say my sponsor he said well you know he said I think your Your Voice Kidman. It's kind of trademark. You know he said it's kind of trademark and as far as appearance goes I hate to break it to you. You were never really like popular because you're good looking. He's like it wasn't quite that that got you where yard it was more just like reckless willingness to shove it up your ass. Let's be clear about who you are and what you're about and that helped to are they go wait a second. But here's my will say not to disagree with your sponsor who clearly knows what the fuck is dying him out. I think my friends and I always thought you were hot. Oh thank you. Yeah I think it was always sort of a part of your appeal if I may thank you Disregard for your body and health made you even hotter USC girls that had bad childhood. Appreciate that a lot and we have so much to get into. I don't want to start but I also do need to start every episode of the podcast asking the guest with no wing in for me. Are We friends? I would say so? Yeah I would say I would say we are absolutely friends and I remember the first time we met He was Outside the Hollywood improv. This wasn't that long ago. Wasn't that long ago. Wave started no the first time we met you were with the George Lopez show. We had a mutual friend in an old Wrap of yours. I blacked that out right. We met at the George Lopez shows. They kept just like prohibitively was so uncomfortable to be in that fucking studio. Everybody tries to emulate what David Letterman did what David Letterman's whole psychology was audiences are going to stay awake if you keep the studio at sixty degrees so everybody always put their studio at sixty degrees because they wanted to be like letterman. And it's just like a nightmare for everyone. It was the worst resorts. I've never experienced studio that code. But Eh out into your stand up. Set also please. Don't Google my sat on that? Because I I say midget like forty times and I'll get canceled. I had discussion with women on my podcast about the m word. Yeah and and whether or not it was like you know with the progression of political correctness if like retroactively. It was a problem to have throwing that word around. You're supposed to call them toddlers now. I'm actually more offended by the the politically correct term. Little people. Because it's so fucking inherently belittling to say a little bit. There's nothing fucking little is so like little. You say that your little your small. You're right I think that's more offensive to me but in any case was floating around for several years or Dwarf was Dwarf is actually just a little mess it's magical though right but But technically called dwarfism and And a scientific sent so. I think the dwarf would would be the ticket. Okay In any in any case We met at the George Lopez show in that Wasn't really much of an encounter to speak of but I was probably unconscious and trying to get your approval so I probably don't remember anything. I was in recovery. I think that it was your this. This rep who's since you know there's been distance between you guys and I think it was more of an encounter between me and him and you just happen to be with him that right but but in any case We met I was coming out of a race. We were both coming out of the Hollywood improv. I had my bicycle and we just started chatting on the on the sidewalk and for me to I was have thought a little bit weird about doing standup in La. In like for some reason like I'd because I because I came from another arena of entertainment. I almost feel like Ain't GonNa be like accepted like there's just this like sort of social awkwardness have standup scene in La. And I've been on tour furred soup for so long. I feel like me. I'm like always I hardly like am hurting for stage. Time to go. Try stuff so I don't know like now I've got more of a model and like when I'm putting together a new hour totally do it. You know at the local spots and that was what I was doing at the time but I just couldn't believe because you were so nice to me. It was just like wow like you just like here. I just felt like man like Whitney. Cummings like Whoa. You know I'm like like Im- impressed like we disturbed sausages chatted. It was the same thing with me and I think I am also point and like I follow you on social whatever and I always know. Don't take the wrong way and I'll try to not take it the wrong way when you meet another comic and you see each other instantly like family. And there's no like sexual weirdness. There's no like we're going to date or Florida was like yeah. We're just like homeys. We're just equals. It's the best feeling in the world to make a best friend like right away. You know what I mean. Well right on take out next week in Toronto and we you know yeah then He posted that you were going to be doing a show in an Vancouver for just for laughs and I was like doing a show in the same fucking theater like the next night and I was like. Yeah I'm going to be there and Ended up And then I was like I way to reserve to see how friendly I'm GONNA be able to be with someone until I meet their partner and got what if his girls wack like whatever dude. She is so awesome. Did it's like I don't know how you scored this. I don't know what I mean it's It's it's an absolute fact. That girls girls girl. You know women no right away. Anybody who has met my girl who who really cares about me who has a close relationship with me universally they all the consensus that I am a better version of myself because I am with her so cool. It's and everybody passionately. Loves my girl because we all have friends who they're in a relationship with just yes someone we're like. Oh doesn't challenge them someone that's not their equal. We've all been there. We've all been abroad in a place where we weren't cooked enough to be with an equal or someone that had self respects right. You know how long have you been together and were before you proposed? We just passed three years. We met on January seventh. Twenty seventeen is our first kiss was February. Fifth of twenty seventeen a month we dated responsibly for a month. Really Yeah I have a history with no kissing but did you have sex before that we have with the same day we kissed for the first time we also kissed each other's. Pp's life much grows makes me think of your Dick as like a baby tiny. So did you know right away like this. Is someone that I'm not going to be sloppy with. This is someone that I want to pay because I mean just could say comfortably that you know from certainly like the age of eleven. When I got my first Motley crue album I hired to be a sex addict. I wanted like I loved Motley crue because of the sex drugs and rock and roll now is what I wanted to be. A fucking rock star. And I didn't care whenever the shortest distance was between me and partying like Motley crue if it involves shoving things up my ass fucking care. Because that's what I that's how I wanNA live. I WanNa be the center of attention and I wanna just live the life of fuck in debauchery. I WANNA TO WET MY P. Yeah that was. That was how it went down. Really I mean that was what I aspired to be and Sex Drugs and rock and roll. Like all basically me but the sexist. It's a more insidious thing because here I was on tour doing. And to this day you know doing stand up onto her for for just about ten years and still religiously after every single show you know before I walk off stage. I tell the audience that I will not go anywhere. We'll aren't you anything until I take a photo with every single audience member who wants awesome and have set up so that I take the photos myself with the with the point and shoot camera the drill fast. And I pop up bump bump bump bump and then upload them to my site also no offense you guys we love you but you don't know how to use your camera right and then you don't get a good photo picture. Looks like it looks like dog. Shit you're out of focus like you get nervous waiting. They wait until they get up. They wait until they get to you in the lie and then and then they turn to someone. Odds and say oh. Can you take this? And that person doesn't know how to Fuck fucking work there. It's like we're taking video and we're crawling your mom and we're facetime people and also dope photos for everyone. We want you to get home in your photo. Actually be good. Yeah right sure. Yeah and upload. I'd like within ten to fifteen minutes of me taking the last photo. They're already available to you at my wedding and I do it myself but this whole process which I still do I still believe in it. I think it's so self serving. It's like grassroots promotion. Send everybody home the picture. I wonder how this is going to affect me. Ingredients this pandemic that you. I mean I think that the meet and greet is the least of the concern. The concern is everybody packed into the actual theater club. I think we're going to be doing every other row for a while. I think we might have some glass profiling. You're in you're in the row business but the worst thing is the it was it was it was like the fucking a week before this pandemic shut. Everything down My agent called up to say basically. Congratulations NO MORE COMEDY CLUBS. Feeling you have graduated which by anymore comedy clubs and then the fucking and this happened but the greatest thing in the fucking world clubs or how you get so good clubs or how you get out there and you're really able to feel people's response to really able to connect. I Miss Clubs. You know doing theaters like kind of an ego thing and you want to show everyone. You can sell out theaters but you get in there and you're like I can't even see those people back there right. Except for the Falcons Grind. Is I used to the first You know I like seven or eight years. I would do the Thursday through Sunday. Yeah that's how you get better. That's Jim and then and that's why people by the way if you gone straight to theaters comics really wouldn't have liked smart move But then but then when I got with Lux and and the whole point of the talking about the meeting was that for the first. What like four or five years that means after the show as much as it was a function of of you know grass roots promotion like creating a connection with fans every one of those meet-and-greet was glorified audition to see the lucky lady. Was that would get to suck my Weiner that I.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Oh okay last announcements before we get to Stevo God. I'm sweating just thinking about snakes. Jesus that really stressed me out. masks are on sale. Now that say that's not six feet 'cause a lot of people don't know what six feet is a lot of people out there. I have a mask on. And they're all up on me trying to snuggle in the GROCERY STORE DUDE. Not six feet. I want to say it but I don't WanNa be route so it's on the mask. We have t shirts that say. That's not six feet so that you can just be very non verbally aggressive set boundaries with our MERCH K. And my proceeds are going to feeding America. Not just saying it for the clout. I'm happy to post the receipt quite. Frankly oh we also are. There's also a torch shirt On the merge site that because member we were selling all those tour shirts about all the cities. We were going to member when that was supposed to happen member when I plan to tore for a year and it all got cancelled cool reversal desire. I wanted to get cancelled. Cancel it bring it on mother fucker bring on that. Black Mamba come on get me right in the Achilles heel maybe one not too though. I made a tour shirt that instead of cities like Dallas. Houston CHICAGO NEW YORK. La It's just like living room bedroom bathroom side porch from portions just like that's been my tour for twenty twenty just going from the kitchen to the bathroom to my office. Home Office not office. I mean comedian. I don't have an office because I don't have a real job Anyway so yes my all. My proceeds are going to feeding America. I Miss Benton. He's going to be back soon. We're going to figure out a way to make sure he's on next week. We're going to do it. I think we're we're GONNA be six feet apart. We've both been quarantining. We've both been very safe. I think we're ready to bring Benton back. If he was here he would say. Subscribe to the podcast. The Youtube these go on Youtube. Leave a comment subscribe What else would he say Give us a five star rating on itunes stitcher spotify and download subscribe to the pod and subscribe. This is Texas. This is not Nashville where he's from Subscribe to the website. Nope the Youtube Channel. That's what he says. Subscribe to the Youtube Channel. Comment lack subscribe share. And then I would go. Don't ride elephants. Don't touch lions or tigers. It's all abuse and urine angel and you don't want to be a part of that I love you guys. Thank you for listening. Please enjoy Stevo. I hope everyone staying safe and sane and I love you bye all right. Let's start out on that dry cough. Open the show with a dry cough. I'm like Baba Buoy man with the bucket through clearing all the time. It's the worst. It's like the pandemic is not the time to be clear.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"One eight hundred three nine seven five two seven you know it And Send me examples like like chicanery and a sentence and then you guys put a sentence. Send it to me. I'll play it on the podcast because I suck at coming up with like chicanery in a sentence. I'm sick and tired of all the chicanery going on in politics like that would be a good way to use the word chicanery But I'm sure you guys are women clever than me All right enough that chicanery. Let's get to the advice of the POD. We haven't one of these in a while and I'm GonNa get back to doing this regularly You know this is a weird one and I try to figure out a way to word it well The advice of this week is actually something that if you guys are looking for some reading to do it in a book called the tools by Phil Stutz and bury someone The tools it's a red book. I think I've talked about on the show Before but I'm kind of just like in quarantine thinking about things. I WanNa be doing that. I can't be doing. I WANNA be soaring. I WANNA fucking making a TV show. I want to be seeing my friends in person. I want to be doing the podcast in person and I realized I was spending a lot of time obsessing about the things that I'm not getting that I want and there's this tool in the book the tools hence the title that's called reversal of desire. So when you want something to not happen or to happen. We're all so scared of getting thrown right now We're all so scared of getting our friends. Scared of our family members getting sick right or when are we going to go on tour again when arena to a concert? We're just so full of fucking fear all the time and I think the media is definitely not helping At the moment. But it's about craving the thing you fear the most and that actually deactivating your fears ability to control you it's called reversal of desire. Reversing your desire right so I don't WanNa get cheated on right. I don't want to get lied to. I don't WanNA get stolen from. I don't want to not be able to pay my rent. I don't want to my shows to get cancelled. Fear of not liking someone. I don't want this person not like me. The person liking me or not is irrelevant. The show getting cancelled or not is irrelevant. The craving and the fear of the thing not happening is actually way worse than if the thing actually happened. That's kind of the point right. So let's say I really WANNA get Jenny's approval right upset. I was so afraid this. I am afraid this person's not going to like me. That's what's controlling me. That's what's causing me. The pain and suffering right the obsessing over whether I'm going to get the thing or not let's just pretend I didn't get the thing she doesn't like me. There's actually a weird piece in just gone that you get the thing you fear the most so you can get over that anticipation so I'm going to read this verbatim. This is sort of about the tool so the reversal of desire this forced derives its almost magical powers by taking advantage of what we call the secret of pain. When you move towards pain it shrinks on the other hand. If you try to avoid pain it grows into a monster that pursues you we fear pain on a primitive life and death level to overcome that fear. We need an equally primitive emotion desire so to overcome pain. You must desire it when you desire something you move toward it and the pain shrinks. Isn't that awesome for most of us? Desiring pain is completely unnatural. So that's why this tool comes in. You start to desire the very thing that you fear so that the pain shrinks is that making sense. Okay 'cause the avoidance of pain is essentially the biggest part of it right so if I'm worried about being cheated on you say I WANNA meet cheated on. Bring it on bring that shit on. I'M GONNA get cheated on. I fucking give it to me and then you're able to go. I would survive. I'd be okay. It's the fear that's controlling me. I may never be able to go to work in bucket yes I won't. I'M NOT GONNA be able to tour this year. Fucking great like. I don't think that's what's going to happen by the way but it's at least going to deactivate my heartbreak. It's going to deactivate my obsession with the impending pain do is that make sense. I was spent was here to tell me if I was making sense or not. It's just essentially about craving the thing you fear the most and then having the fear dissipate so that you can move through it. You can't control of it's going to happen or not but you can't control whether you obsess over it or not so if you just walk. Through the worse case scenario it will dissipate the fear. It will dissolve that trepidation in anticipation obsession with future and pain because all future pain always try to do is avoid pain right. That's what life is just avoiding pain avoiding pain right. It's just making the shoe drops you're not waiting for it to drop. That makes sense. I'm I'm GONNA get fired. Bring it on fucking fire me. Let's go bitch fire me. Then what okay? Who is there something relieving about it in a way just walking through your worst fear because then you're able to Kinda deactivate? That's where like and this is not. Chicanery? This is true science. I did this a lot a couple years ago when I was in about relationship with my biggest fear was the person leaving And when I'm obsessed with losing something that I think I can't live without you just like imagine living without it. You know the I would fucking survive. This is a total Mirage. I'm just hallucinating. That this is GonNa level me and it's fucking not we're GONNA get through this We cannot control whether something bad happens or not but we can't control whether it possesses us until it happens to that makes sense And also most of the things that I've spent the most time worrying about having even fucking happen. It's a story of my life anyway. Hope that's making sense send mediums. Let me know if it's making sense If you get the tools Send me the chapter that that's it and I couldn't find it to look it up online but that way I can share it with everybody the reversal of desire tool that we don't make sense. I'm checking your because I have that kind of time right now so tag me and stories or whatever the fuck and let me know how this tool worked for you. Oh the thing. I learned this week. I'm going to get back on that I feel like everybody's so bombarded with information right now about corona and strains in fucking vaccines and antibodies like. Everyone's probably a capacity on like learning this week. But I did want to share with you guys something. I haven't seen a lot of snakes. Everyone's like nature's back. The swans are back yet. Not only the cute animals. Also the fucking scariest fuck one so in my holler behind my house. I have snakes truly everywhere So I got super into looking up snakes and what's wants a bite and which ones don't do fucking I got an a wormhole about Black Mambas. Those mother fuckers stewed. First of all. I don't think anyone knows how snakes move. Can you explain how snakes move if so I'd like to hear it because I was on youtube for about two and a half hours and no one seems to be able to understand how snakes move from point a to point fucking be? They seemed to make little divots that they then bouncer bodies off of but but doesn't add up not doesn't seem like anyone any fucking idea how snakes move and because it's so terrifying no one will admit we have no fucking clue how snakes operate they bounce off their ribs like no one. Everyone's like they use their ribs and sint trickle force. And the Torque of the. I'm like Dude. We don't fucking now the scariest motherfuckers on the planet are sliding around at twenty miles an hour and we don't know how and we cannot if we admitted we didn't know how we would corinne into an existential crisis so we just have to fuck in Baker till we make it with these mother fuckers reversal of desire. One Oh one snake. Chicanery is at peak peak high right now. These mother fuckers dude. I was looking black. Mambas the most deadly snakes right they can go fourteen miles an hour and twenty miles an hour faster than most people can sprint and it can raise a third of its body off the ground. These mother fuckers can stand up. They fully stand up. Snakes can walk dude. What Are we do wink? Why are we worried about murder? Hornets snakes in Africa are walking around. Like fucking they're just at the airport looking for their gate. What are we doing dude? Black Mambas they are so deadly. I think they can kill someone in two bites. I wrote all this down. Oh Dude fucking Joe. They also move sideways. Did you guys know snakes? Just move sideways for out of FUCKING NOWHERE. Just black magic just wiccan witchcraft. Do just when you thought you fucking. We're like okay. If I'm in front of snake it can move at me. No it can move sideways. These mother fuckers. Don't give a fuck sorry. I'm cursing too much policies. Oh yeah black. Mamas they can kill humans with two drops a venom. D- what in what world anyway. Anyway let's end on snakes. Let's my full emotional spiral with back. Mama's there but they're also cute as their faces are so cute. Their faces are so dumb. They're just like look up of black. Mambas pretty cute but also can kill you with two drops of Venom so back. The book look.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Here but like the little moving pictures like it's a little person moving or dancing or waving whatever the fuck you get them in the thing you know that's it everything through which is like hey what's up and he'll text back like homer simpson like falling into the bushes. I'm like what I don't know what this means are you are you. I haven't seen the scene of the show. What's your falling into a Bush? Why are you sending me cartoons is this? Is this just? You're trying to tell me you're too young for me. Because I agree frankly homer simpson backing into a Bush. What are you telling me? You're afraid of intimacy what you're don't want to. Orc or you respond and then I always get back The lady you know confuse lady with the geometry in front of her face like there's math in front of her face. And what does this mean? I don't I don't understand what this means is the math problem. I literally am the woman in that. Meam trying to figure out your fucking memes and gifts dude. I'll be like. Hey what's up and he'll send me back like honey boo boo dancing. Look what does this mean isn't mean. Hello to hang out does this mean pedophile. I don't understand what's happening or there's a girl that has like buck teeth. She's like in the backseat of a car. And she's like a young and she's like looks really grossed out. I'm trying to make the face. I'm like what are you? Why are you sending me so many little mini videos of children? It's fucking weird dude. Why why have we decided all of a sudden the because of gift fees and memes? Sending photos of young children is just okay. All of like it's not creep because we've all agreed that were setting the same pictures of the same children if we were all sending individual photos of different children at very weird. That's a crime that's illegal because we're all sending the same girl in the backseat with the buck teeth. Like we're like oh it's fine like stop sending me photos of random young babies. It's in there's one of a girl dancing and I like to with like makeup on she's like a pageant girl and she's like a humping the air. I'm like dude. Why HAVE WE AGREE? This isn't creepy. Why is this funny? All of a sudden. Why is this girl? Have on self tanner. I have questions. Whose child is this. I don't the I over the I don't know about the gifts dude. I don't know about him because I have questions. And who? Where do these children go? I mean they're grown up. Now I mean half of these kids have been memes and gifts for ten fucking years. Now they're fifteen or twenty years old. Are they famous our gift? Are there like Child Star? Gift people like do you like go to Wendy's and go. Oh my God that's put girl with the discussion phase in the backseat who her dad filmed her. When she was on laughing gas from the dentist and he put it on the Internet. And that's her saying. Argh r u the girl but the buck teeth that I was sending to all my friends to imply that I was disgusted by something. Oh my God can I get a photo God? I hope that girls punches. Everyone in the face. Imagine getting famous for that one nightmare. This I don't know I just. I don't I would like to see a signed release from these children are you. The girl was in in the two humping the air that I used to send to people all the time when you were five without asking permission. Yeah Yeah Hey. Can I get a Selfie? Now she's in Rehab will never run into her. Oh this is another one. If you're someone very young like some of them taxing with this much younger than me and he sent me the one of Michael Jackson eating popcorn not Michael Jackson in a movie theater like from from when Michael Jackson was like twenty like eating popcorn relief quickly. It's like a pretty popular gifty but I'm like. Do you know what this means? This means something different to me than it means to you like. Is this to you just a black item movie theater like do you know this is Michael Jackson? We might have. We might have different reference points for this gifty. Uc A black guy at a movie theater eating popcorn in a red leather jacket. I see crime. I've a pretty different reverence point for this person than you do like. He does back when he was black. Like what are we doing okay? That's GonNa get me in trouble. Whatever it's fine I just don't I don't know and there's the one of Raven's simone chewing gum real fast like he'll send that out of nowhere. I'm like what is that what you're on adderall. What's this supposed to mean you're having meth withdrawals? Stu- just can you just say. Hello. Oh and there's Riana driving and then the window goes down like what does this even mean. Dude I don't you think I'm a bitch. Just call me a bitch. I'm fine with clear. Communication I really am K and also these better not eating up my fucking memory. I feel like since I've been sending gifts in gift. Geez I feel like my computer phones running slower. That's just a conspiracy theory. I'm working on home anyway. I need to move on spend too much time on that. We need to get to Stevo. I realized that. Thank you for sending your voicemails. Everyone's being very kind. Everyone's been kind of noticing lot of kindness. The silver lining of the new normal is people being kind. I mean I do. I do have a little bit of a qualm with the charity stuff. I'm I shouldn't you don't fuck fuck. It would even cancel me and a quarantine. Good luck canceling a comedian. Pandemic see what you've got special aired. No one said a fucking bang pandemics really just kind of control the news cycle to called. Tmz See if they give fuck about what I say on my podcast. No I you know what it is. I just I'm noticing. Something that is Tacky and it said I feel like I've seen a lot of fund raisers I'm participating in a lot of fundraisers and I'm happy to I'm proud to but I'm seeing a lot of millionaires. Ask for money and I look. I know the raising awareness and they'd be platforms. I I just. I personally would like to know how much you donated like myself included by way when I did the comedy store one I said straightaway donating five thousand dollars before I ask anybody to donate any amount of money. I want you guys to know that I am donating because this feels very weird. Feels very weird. I just being famous is into your donation. I just want to make sure that having a platform tag in the charity helps but I just WanNa make sure people know that they're Selfie doesn't count as a donation. You still need to give that cash money. Am I that person that I'm suspicious? I mean do we think these celebrities are donating? I see a lot of celebrities saying they're partnering with a charity. They're participating in telethon. But where's your is the? What's the check? Check the numbers on your check. That's what I guess I just you know what I'm realizing. I need proof. I guess I'm that Bitch. I need proof. Sorry I'm an Asshole I'm suspicious. I have doubts. Oops like you know the tagging the charities not that's all I'm set solemn saying when celebrities are like any amount counts. You guys even five dollars. But that's not what you donated it. You don't need more than five dollars right because you're in Gucci sweater and I know how much it costs because I've seen it and it's not even on fucking sale so you're wearing a five thousand dollars sweater. I better hope that you're donating not just with your post also. I feel like a lot of celebrities. I shouldn't laugh about this. A lot of celebrities are just using charities as an excuse in a way to get back on their bullshit like I feel like a lot of celebrities. Because it's very tacky and Gauche right now to like post a Selfie by the pool like with your Marg but if they tag like partnering with Hashtag Feeding America like to be back on your bullshit like it cancels out your shallowness or something. I just WanNa make sure you guys aren't exploiting the very 'cause you're pretending to help in order to get back on that bullshit that's all I'm saying let's let you know what I think. Charities I think charities need to realize how much power they have. I think. Charity should start charging celebrities to tag them. I SAT IT. Charge them their ivy like celebrities. Get more out of this charity thing. The frigging charities. Even do 'cause it helps their brand helps them? Elevate THEIR BRAND. And pretend they're not fucking monsters? I mean the biggest assholes I know aligned with charities constantly and I'm not even I'm not even sure they're donating. I'm just going to say I don't buy it. I don't believe it and I think they're using the charity to make themselves seem like a better person than they are. I Sat I sat at but but boop charge them myself included if a celebrity wants to donate to your cause or post about your 'cause you should say great. Write me a check for fifty thousand dollars. You can then post about the charity on your instagram. And then you're not asking people who just lost their jobs in a pandemic to donate because they have enough fucking problems right now so yup. These people already donated to you by going. See All your fucking movies and shows so. They've done their part if you donate. That's a donation from all of all of the world because they've supported you why you have a mansion. I know I just felt we felt Kooky being a part of all of these sort of telethons and donation things and being like wait. I hope he will know that we're donating our. We were dating right. This feels. This feels awkward. I Dunno makes me feel Yucky but I. I do not want to participate in any charity. Live streams were. I don't actually donate and I feel the need to tell the audience I'm doted in just so they know. And if you guys just want to watch and participate that's cool no need to donate because we got it. It's our job to entertain you not to fuck in be huckster trying to shake you down for you fucking might not have right now because you don't know when you're GonNa go to work again. That is actually a perfect segue to our word of the pod because I decided to get back to the word of the pods. I haven't been sloppy. I just feel like we've been all over the place. I've had my therapist on the show. I had shepherd on the show last week. We have been doing these zooms like I just have not hasn't made sense to do the word of the pods except Just because there's a pandemic does not mean our vocabularies should suffer so the word of the pot. I feel like googling right now which is why there's a little delay here The word of the POD. I decided this week is ideal for what I think is going on a little bit in the world. The word is she came to me chicanery. Such a great word. Listen that she came to me why she whispering dictionary. Dot Com is like oddly. Sexual Sugarcane Chicanery Chicanery. Jesus that's really fucking sexual. Chicanery is the use of to achieve political financial or legal purpose. Lots of chicanery happening right now or chicanery like I'm seeing a lot of chicanery from the media from politicians from celebrities. Maybe even that's fucking chicanery to post a charity not actually donate yourself to try to benefit your own reputation and hoodwink people into thinking. You're a good person. That's fucking a class A. Chicanery Kay. I'm not very good at these. You know what I was actually thinking. I was thinking that you guys since. You're my only friends at this point. Oh sorry I turned my wife and Alec. Everyone's fucking texting me Jesus I want you guys to start using the word of the pods and a sentence and tagging me or texting me videos and I'm going to start playing yours so from now on the word of the pod section. You guys are GonNa do all the work. Thanks so much. Text me. Eight.
"steve s" Discussed on Good For You
"Ooh Show loan you guys. Sorry this is. I'm having to do that. We're pushing a button mice. I pushed the button on the machine for the PODCAST and I have to walk over the microphone in front of Headphones. And I'm winded. That can't be a good sign. I think As quarantines got me out of shape okay what am? I am still not used to hosting this alone. Says a lot of bells and whistles leadership that has to be done God Damn it My brain I just went to play the theme song. Boo Boo Boo Boo. Is that fucking annoying yet? Is that the soundtrack to your nightmares yet. Boop BOOP BOOP boop boop I mean is that what people using the military to torture the enemy our theme song. Can You imagine tells you your bosses or we're going to keep playing do on a fucking loop and then a lot of people. I walked on the street now. People through their masks. They're like that up. So sorry. If that's all gotten in your head to God damn it. Hi Everyone. This is an oak quick open quick quick. Steve was on the show today. So I'm going to shut my hor mouth. Because he's whole Larry We talked about all sorts of Shit. He told hilarious stories about Getting Shit on his fiancee. When he proposed that should still make me laugh We talked about addiction. We talk. We talked about everything. So I'M GONNA. I'm going to get through this quickly so that you can listen to the interview. You came here for a couple announcements on. I wrote the shutdown. Forget it there's The the nets not six feet merch is up in the MERCH store on. Hama website. Whitney Cummings Dot Gov. You know where to go for those of you. That don't realize the joke. That's not my website when you come dot com And videos are going up on the Youtube. Channel for this podcast. Goddamn and I Miss Benton. He's GonNa be back soon. Even I honestly I'll get corona this point if it means I get to have bent in back here fucking doing all these announcements because I am horrible with logistics Whatever emerges of on the site and you know what to do I've been tack tacking your checks. Nope I've been checking your texts. I have a Migraine so I'm going to. I just punched the microphone. Sorry for the MISSA phony people out there. I'm a little. My brain is Pretty useless at the moment. So get ready for me to say a lot of words inverted and wrong I'm checking your tax. Eight one eight two three nine seven five two seven. You guys are being very hilarious. You're sending me videos. You're sending me weird photos or semi Dick. Pics not getting any boob picks which is a little bit surprising quite frankly And this is super important. You guys tax me. I don't want your data. I'm not mining your data. I'm not stealing your number or any of that shit. The ideas you text me at this number I think you put in maybe your birthday and where you live and with this whole rescheduling nightmare that Miss Rona has created. It's a great way for me to text you directly and let you know when a date is being rescheduled for because everyone's super confused about when the Tours rescheduled for myself fucking included. I have dates in June. I'm GONNA find out. I think in like two days. What dates are going to be scheduled? We've reschedule days. So instead of blasting you guys on my social media and being super fucking annoying I can just text you directly until you. What's going on in your city so that you don't have to fuck and listen to me. Talk About Orlando if you live in Sacramento Dallas. If you live in Austin or fucking pensacola if you live in Portland like this and just text directly. Tell you what's what and then you could always block me later if you want to I'm also taking questions for the PODCAST I'm doing some zooms with all my the people the text me. I'm setting that up. I'M GONNA do one not this Sunday next Sunday. With error body So yeah I mean or don't fucking or fucking don't dude or don't I don't need you text me. I'm just I'm I'm doing this for you so if you if you don't want my love fucking don't take it quarantines really got me got me on the edge. I think I'm nettled. I think I'm just. It's really starting to stick in my craw. I just you know what it is. You know what it really is. I think my liver is done. I think I've pickled myself. I've been drinking hard Kabukicho. Truly truly maybe three or four night. This can't be good. Someone called Betty Ford. I woke up yesterday. Surrounded by cans like empty cans. You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and mark the bathroom and you just like kick fucking can. That's never a good sign. That's not like like like a cartoon drunkard in a Tennessee Williams play like a fucking cartoon Wino- just taking up take the blanket off and just cans fall everywhere fucking cartoon character. Yeah that's me. I think I've pickled myself Was My my brain is not working so well but I gotta say Focus 'cause I'm digressing I'm digressing. There's a couple of things that that I do want to talk about. Get off my chest so to speak my brawlers chest chest which has been without a bra for the past three weeks Except when I sleep I sleep because I'm not paranoid. My boobs are starting to fall as Wilson for another day. I feel like I feel like the instagram's everyone's got nuts. Everyone's lost their everyone's unhinged Get why but we gotta pull it together. It's the cooking. It's enough already but I think the thing is about the cooking on instagram. That's really starting to bump me. That's what we say in Hollywood in writers rooms that's bumps me the thing that's bumping me is that there's a whole like glorification of men that are baking too. It's everywhere so ubiquitous on social media. I guess that's what happened when you take sports away from men or like cross fit in the gym and whatever they do. Boxing and men gravitate toward the thing inside the house. That's the most dangerous the thing that involves fire and heat like you won't go. Let us tackle each other in. Jiu violent dangerous things outside so I guess. Oh this thing involved knives so men baking is a big is a big thing and I saw Went Viral Jake. Jalen Hall. There was a the headline literally said. Jake Jilin Hall. Bake sour dough bread and it was like a billion likes into toll thing like that to me is the most fucking sexist headline because to me. The headline is basically saying Jake Jillian. How big sourdot that translates to me as man does the least he can do. Man Does a thing that's necessary for other people to survive. Let's give them a bunch of points. Why cooking so impressive. You don't get points for baking bread. You don't get points for making something. We all have to ingest three times a day. You don't get points for doing basic skill. Man Bake spread. That headline is man provides a thing for once. Like how sexist are we that are bar? Is this low man is useful for once may especially when it's rich famous guys. It's like he did a thing that usually has helped does hero. The man finally does a thing himself like to. Why like Ben? Affleck walks his dog. Is that sexy now? Everyone works there. Fucking dog yeah. Pick up your dog shit. You don't get a fucking medal or trophy for that. You don't get why. Why is this like take over the Internet? Every time a hot guy does a thing. Not No. There's like. Instagram feeds dedicated to men wearing glasses. I it so hot. Like men wearing glasses to me that translates as man actually gets the medical help he needs. Man admits he has a weakness solves. It is not sexy. One hundred thousand followers. How low is bar guys? Raise the bar like there's a whole instagram feed dedicated to men reading books. Oh my God I gotTa Rub one out to a man reading a book like Oh man is literate what I catch. I don't know know. What is it's just I. I get annoyed when when we're sexist towards men and we disguise it as like it's very insidious sexism towards is very insidious it's more like just about. We give men credit for things that they should just be doing anyway and infantilized them like he begged some Brad owner baby solitude. Yeah okay anyone else anyone else with me on that one and this bent it would tell me that. I'm wildly sexist and off base the other day. Benton told me I had the frontal lobe of of a dude abro. That's what he said he said. You have a frontal lobe of abro. I don't even know what that means. But the Moron packet the more. My feelings get hurt I love to talk about. I know we have to get to Stevo but I'm an open my coffee here Malaysia. Similar for y'all. I'm texting with a boy because whatever I'm in quarantine and I'm reckless and I'm throwing grenades. What is this thing where a guy texts a woman and calls her a young lady? Young lady the fuck. Is that supposed to be hot? Or what am I supposed to think? I'm thirty seven years old. Why are you calling me young lady? I know how I know. What are you doing are you? What are you trying to trick me? Are you trying to make me think that I that you think that I'm young? I'm young I but I'm not young lady. Now it's patronizing. I'm dating got. He's Kinda younger than me. And he's like hey young lady. What does what does this. Is this like a daddy role play? What are we doing? What is this supposed to be hot? Because it's fucking it's creeping me out. Am I supposed to be like oh? He thinks I'm twenty I. I don't think you think that you know we all them to Google me. I'm on the Internet. Everyone knows how old I am. Okay I don't need you. I don't need you to call me young. I'm I'm good with my age like I don't need you to. I hate that Shit I hate. I hate anything that like. You know when you Like I have a truck car and whenever Alek drive up to a gas station or something people big big car for a little lady. I'm like I'm five ten. Like what are you talking about like in or when you shake a guy's hand as if that's ever going to happen again but back when we shook hands strong handshake like what. I'm a big purse. I'm a large person and I'm like I don't anyone calling me little. I don't need anyone call me young. I know my dimensions and I know what year I was born like. What is this what are we? What game is this? Are we in? A sex game. Hey little lady been car for a little lady what what. What if I drove a mini with someone be like little car for a Big Lady? Like what are you flirting? I don't actually what's happening. Why do you need to even scan for my size or age? Like ice gunfights fights with guys about this all the time when when I'm in a relationship with someone and they come hall or anyone really. I'll fight with anyone. They don't have to be having sex with me for me. Certified with them when someone's like talking about a story work and they're like well. I worked with this young lady. I work with. I'm like why why don't you just call her a woman those woman I work with or you know what better yet call her her name. This person I work with Lindsay. Like why did you call her young lady? Why do you have to bring her age into this in a vague? I always find that weird and when to someone stopping young lady and start being a woman. I'm over thinking this. I realized that but words matter guys everything started bother me this. I know I've been in quarantine for too long. Just everything's fucking annoying me but dating guys not joe like if you're texting with it's 'cause you don't you know it is. I don't even think it's younger guys. I think been out of the game for a couple years many years and now I'm back in texting and I think what I didn't know. Is that people only flirt with pictures now. Words are gone. Which is maybe why. I'm so obsessed with with talking about words because I miss them. They all gifts now the little gifts it's gift it's not Jif. I'm not even doing this. I'm not even having this conversation. They're called gifts..
"steve s" Discussed on How I Built This
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