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Oscars 2020: Best Moments, Big Winners & Losers, and More

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Oscars 2020: Best Moments, Big Winners & Losers, and More

"Hello everyone and welcome to slash me for Monday February tenth. Twenty twenty on today's episode of the show. We're going to be discussing. The Ninety Second Annual Academy Awards my name is Ben Pearson. I'm a senior writer at slash down dot com. And I am joined today's episode by slash film. Weekend editor Brad Allman. Hey that's me and red or white Tran Bui. All we run guys. We're we're leaving in a parasite world. Can you believe it. I can't believe I mean parasite was about our world but it's even better. That now is a best picture winner. That's that's amazing. I don't believe it but I also I'm just. I'm over the moon. I can't believe it happened. Unbelievable we'll definitely talk about that Let's talk we're GonNa talk all about this. Entire episode is just going to be about the Oscar. So if you didn't see last night's ceremony Maybe listening in and you'll get a good rundown from us. Hopefully you had a chance. Check that out because it was a big night. I guess before we get into our category ISN further breakdown of how everything played out. What did you guys think about? The shows overall Brad I know you you tend to watch every year right. Yeah I've watched there's only one I couldn't actually watch no two year that everything went to hell. Oh with the La La land moonlight thing because I was on a a really long flight home. Man What are your to miss. That is yeah now I was like what the hell happened. I'm but this show was okay. I think that the biggest thing this year is just that it really felt like the Oscars didn't have a lot of flow Or sense of how to keep the show going without a host this year. It really kind of bit them in the ass not having one Despite the fact that they had some good presenters that that made for some fun moments. And you know I. It just felt kind of odd this year. You know I it. Didn't you know there was stuff that came out of nowhere in your like. Why are they doing doing this this year? Like what's the what's the point of this and so it was just kind of a perplexing overall ceremony. What did you make of that issue? Yeah felt very unfocussed. This year I think because of the lack of a host. It's funny because last year the no host Oscar was such a big hit because of so short and succinct. And this time. Because there's no host the presenters went longer. There were people that were celebrities who would come up to present other celebrities and there were way. Hey too many montages. So I like a good montage myself but it was something have padding and padding. The ceremony went on and it felt like it could have Done with us. I'm going to rain back all the actors and stars just kind of going a little long. Whenever they went did a bit two things that you mentioned that I wanted to bring up so the the montages and the celebrities presenting other celebrities thing? What did you guys think about that? Like a bean Feldstein came out and introduced mindy tailing who then introduced the award. Part of me is like I'm happy because I got to see beanie Feldstein onstage. And she's great and it was cool for the world to be able to see this person Gillard but a face time with this person but at the same time you know if you're looking for an efficient way to produce an awards ceremony that's that's not it. So what did I guess Brad. What did you think about that? Yeah that was the hours like. Why is this necessary like especially since they clearly had somebody doing voiceover voice over? That was saying you know what was coming up next. Well why can't you just have somebody. Ladies and Gentlemen Mindy Hailing. It's way easier requires no pomp and circumstance whatsoever Yeah so that was that was just an absolute you know silly thing for them to do and then as far as the montage are concerned I liked the montages. I don't ever really care if they do a lot of MONTAGES I. I think they're really fun to watch but usually ended together it really stylish way and they're entertaining. I never get tired of the MONTAGES. I'm a a big fan of montages Pretty much across the board but especially Oscar ones. I know this is a point of contention for a lot of people. A lot of people really hate them. But I I'm right there with you Brad. I've always enjoyed with them of always thought they were some of the best parts of the show this year. They did this interesting thing. where the For the acting awards they instead of just showing you know a a couple seconds kinds of each performers performance as they were announced they did they cut together like a montage video of all of the actors together. That was much longer than you know that the normal you know whatever five or ten second clip that you normally see of each presenter of each performer. Rather so What did you think of that? That was sort of change that I don't think they've done recently anyway. Yeah I actually liked that I kind of I said earlier that the montage montage real lull little long but I actually enjoyed the montages that they had this year because it felt sort of like the trendy thing these days on the Internet of having video essays as our video sort of Compilations in this one felt very much in that vein. It was kind of like the best of all these performances and Although it it's as a result we did end up seeing a lot of the same Scenes from various movies like I think we saw the marriage story Fight at least three times. It's through the night but I really enjoyed those montages. I thought it was just kind of like it. Felt like a a raising of the best of what we saw last year. We'll say what it was kind of weird about how they presented those categories was that then afterwards they announced each actor. It's like I feel like those clips work pretty well as like the Telling you who is nominated right right. Yeah that part just sort of felt like we gotta stick to this tradition. Because this way we've always done it and it's sort of yeah it felt a little shoehorned in and after the little unnecessary after those those video montages but before we get into starting to count down the best moments did you guys have any other points to make about how how going host Louis hurt the Oscars this year or did we touch on all of it already. I think that's it's Yeah and I think it was just the lack of focus and the celebrities interest in celebrity is really just kind of made it feel really meandering at points go all right right. Let's get into our best moment so The show kicked off with John L. Monet doing a performance that I thought I added this to the list here because I thought it was really cool like the beautiful day in the neighborhood. It kind of tie in that movie didn't get much love as the night went on. But it was nice to see it represented there and I guess right after it transitioned out of the the theme song into whatever dance number and stuff that that happened right afterwards. I thought it was really cool. That all the background dancers were representing movies. That otherwise didn't it didn't really get mentioned during the show. People dressed up like characters from us and Queen and slim and midsummer like the gentleman came out with that huge flower thing. I was like this is pretty Rad. Like midsummer is not really an Oscar movie. But the the I guess the way that the producers found to to sort of incorporate that film even just a visual reference to it into the actual ceremony that was really cool. What did you guys think about that opening number young? Yeah go ahead please. The number was awesome. It was it was very lively and exciting she. She was great. But I did think that it was kind of I Dunno no odd that they incorporated several films that were nominated for any awards since we had they had people in the jumpsuits from us and Ahmed some are like you just said said there was Dolemite is my name fashions and use it queen and slim to all movies that went unnoticed. And I think it's not a coincidence that a lot of those movies are feature it features talents of color. That went Not nominated this year and gentleman eight. I would imagine probably had a hand in making sure that these movies had a presence at the Oscars Maybe as a way for trying to make up for the fact of the Oscars were again lacking in a lot of diversity this year as far as performance. Filmmakers where concern. Yeah and I. I think we're GONNA have a conversation in our worst moments about The all the jokes and stuff about diversity. So we'll we'll table that for right now as you think about the opening number Yeah I love this opening number. It was a little bit tongue in cheek and a little wacky and I feel like it. Set the tone for The sort of chaos that would ensue throughout the rest of the Oscar ceremony. Like what I was talking before about the Oscars being homeless kind of felt like it didn't really have a guiding hand. Keep it focused and it was all out of it to a settlement it but sometimes we got some real weird as standout moments like this Janelle monae opening number that felt like almost surreal in some parts of your like this is happening on TV. But I'm enjoying. It is a terrible maybe but also is great. Yes and Yeah I. I Love Journal. Monet's costume changes with her dressing up as Mr Rogers and then putting on the May Queen Crown and wearing a bunch of flowers. I love the Dole might dancers dancing with the characters from midsummer and the and then like the part where she tried to make the audience. Sing along with also incredibly awkward but hilarious and that very unique sort of Oscar. Screw away so it was just something that I really enjoyed and I think that. Yeah she definitely made it. Did this whole performance as a way of calling out the lack lack of diversity and lack of color in the nominees. At one point in the song she says come alive because the Oscar's so white and it felt very pointed towards insertive like That mentioned. Yeah definitely okay. So moving on a best moments I just wrote down practically every moment Bongino onscreen I just like. I don't know about you guys but I I normally enjoy watching the Oscars even if movies that I don't particularly care for end up winning. I still enjoy the of all the the problem circumstance and the you you know just like the whole ceremony aspect of it. This was one of the few years that I can think of where I remember. Just getting like genuinely pumped up as a As the broadcast went on because parasite kept winning stuff and it was just not. I don't know I guess. Maybe I listened to too many Oscar podcasts and follow this stuff too closely. I wonder if our listeners who are not don't follow the guild awards and all that kind of stuff had the same feeling but just as parasite continued to rack up a words it. Just I don't Know My. My excitement was was peaking and I was just like I could not believe that it was happening. Because nineteen seventeen was such a huge favourite in a lot of the categories that Bongino and parasite ended up winning so What did you guys make of a bond Jude House? Rise to power last night. Yeah when I was watching the Oscars I had that same feeling wing of the ADRENALIN building. and I thought this is what this must be. What sports watching sports is like Because at the end when we when I had an Oscar Watch party at my apartment When Paris won and Belgian hose so excited so happy to be on stage accepting with his cast and crew? We all erupted into cheers and I just felt like my heart racing. I couldn't sleep at all Bongino has just been a complete delight entire award season. I feel like he's just been so ernest. And yet so funny and self deprecating at every turn he And that was like on full display at the Oscars. Every time he was on the stage he would make a joke like. Oh Oh I can't wait to drink and finish this up. But at the same time he would also during his best director speech for example he gave he called out. A Martin Scorsese and how he said. Scorsese was such a big influence on him as a young filmmaker and he got the entire audience to give a standing ovation to Scorsese which felt like a nice way of delaying the pain of the Irishman not getting any awards and then you know he gave a shout out to Quentin Tarantino for for spreading awareness of his films and Korean films in general as well as his fellow a a nominee director's Jimenez and Todd Phillips and it was just every time he came onstage. He had something new and wonderful and lovely to say and he you know he and and just like some of his candid moments too like when he won the best screenplay residential screenplay award he see him as Co writer is Giving a speech just like looking ahead statuette and giggling and smiling and it's just so wonderful thumbed is just a delight and we don't deserve sir head. Yeah it was so pure bred wooded you yeah I absolutely love this guy that speech he gave when he could best director was wonderful You know he got a standing ovation. That was also four more safety and it was just really felt like everyone was so excited for him. And it's a it's a historical night. I mean it's it became the first You know movies to win a foreign film to Win Best Picture And you he There was it was the first win for Korean cinema to right the first ever Oscars for South Korea and and he also tied that record with Walt Disney for winning a four Oscars in a single night which was done sixty seven years ago. which is just it's crazy? It was just a big night in a number of ways for him in parasite. Yeah that was awesome. Okay so moving. On our best moments a couple of musical performances stood out to us. I wrote down down into the unknown. I thought it was really cool. How the producers got all these other else's involved people who provided the voice for Elsa from frozen listen to in different languages and stuff I thought L. was great as always That song even though maybe everybody didn't hit every single note sometime matching. That song's pretty tough to sing especially in a live environment. I just thought it was a cool way. Like the Oscars are this global celebration of all film not just American concealment. I thought that was a cool way. To incorporate a bunch of different performers into this you know whatever Hollywood's biggest night kind of thing sing and put these people on the grand stage in front of however many millions of people. Watch this thing What did you guys think about that performance? I love this performance. I thought that it was is kind of that that Hollywood glamour and Glitz that you expect Tom and you crave from a the the Oscar night and I I felt very much. Like the sort of Oscars making a gesture at the global appeal of the ceremony and of movies in general and while other attempts at sort of raising awareness or like making Gestures at diversity fell flat. I felt like this one really felt so soaring and impactful impactful And powerful and it was just a fantastic performance and a great song And I do not Menzel did hit all the notes even if a few of the other also I did not but yeah I I really enjoyed this performance Speaking of soaring bread. I think he really enjoyed Cynthia revolt. Song right yeah. That was a very powerful for performance and she was pitch perfect while seeing as well I I knew that she you know obviously was nominated for original song for Harriet but I. I don't think I had ever seen her performance before this night or at least not in a way that I had remembered And it's yeah. It's clear that Cynthia was as talented across the board in a variety of ways It's a shame that she didn't get to e got but I'm sure that she's talented. Not that she'll get another opportunity for another best original song. Oscar to complete that ensemble of awards. Yeah new Broadway performer. Summer and I think the only time I'd ever heard or seen her perform was as the character. She played bad times at the at the royal a couple years ago. Hd What did you think about that that performance all. I love this performance. I remember her. Hearing the song on the soundtrack for Harriet And Not really being being quite impressive felt like very much a a solid gospel style song But seeing it on stage and seeing in theory villages poorer heart out in this song I was definitely the most moves by this performance. Out of all the best original song performances and It really was a standout moment of the Oscars so we have one more moment. Here and This one I think. HD We're joking about before recording that it could maybe go in the best moments category category but also in the worst worst moments category. So it's maybe fitting that we use it as a transition point here. So what did you think about the cats moment. Yes so James James Corden and rebels and came out to introduce the visual effects. Oscar I think and of course they came out dressed as their characters from cats. Furry garb and all and It was such a bizarre moments. That felt very weird and yet amazing at the same time because you just it's just I think it was like a distillation of how this whole Oscar ceremony felt a little bit like because they didn't have a host that they kind of just through a bunch of things at the wall and listens. Do this and let's do this. Let's have James Corden rebels and dress up as cats and introduce a visual effects award for which cast is not nominated and then after while they After they present the award to the winner they just stand like demurely to the side with their hands. Fold still never outfits and it's just a hilarious visual image and just something that was. Yeah I think it was great and terrible at the same time I saw. Somebody tweet that like the the part you're talking about where they're sort of standing off to the side like hands folded almost in front of them and a bunch of people are Standing There Holding Oscars and wearing suits and taxes. And everything looking very dapper at the somebody tweet that it was as if I forget the exact tweet but maybe I can find it and put it in the show notes but it was basically like when your custom character shows up in a video game. Cut Scene Yeah. I thought that was really great A great encapsulation of what that moment felt like Brad what did you think about that I. I thought it was funny that they kind of like dissed the movie that they were in. Although I guess there's no nobody has anything to lose by DUNKING ON CATS. Even the people who are in it. Yeah I mean it's I. I love that they did that. It was clear that the movie was not going to receive much of a claim from anybody. Universal even famously pulled out of consideration for any of the awards because of the the backlash they received from critics and people watching the movie and real cats. I assume also read sent in letters about it Yeah it was. It was very funny to see them honestly if they would have done the movie in those can't costumes it would have been infinitely better all right. Let's get into our worst moments. And can you guys have talked about this a little bit before. But all of the jokes about diversity loud. Take the reins what happened here. Was this the way to address this. Yeah not really because The Oscars like the various presenters throughout the night attempted to you joke about the lack of diversity amongst the nominees and it felt a lot of times. Just incredibly pandering and Half half hearted a lot of ways as it till sort of cover their asses for not nominating. Anyone and that seemed to me incredibly it felt felt the afoul flat for a lot times for me especially asleep at the beginning when Steve Martin Chris Rock just scaled out vaginas at the same time. And then you know. Of course we have Brie Larson Sigourney. Any weaver and Gal Gadot all amazing actress and great women come together and just give this really sappy speech about women. How Ullman are superheroes and it just felt so much like pandering to me? I felt like had moved into vendors. Endgame when all the women come together and like we're all here for our camera number we're here to or something and it. Just yeah it just It felt like the Oscars is trying to cover their asses for the lack of diversity in the nominees and doing it in a way adults at simplistic. What did you think bread? Yeah I'm pretty much on the same page. I think Steve Martin Chris Rock had some funny bits here here and there and they're they're great together but it did feel like kind of like. Oh it's okay if we poke fun at ourselves for you know ignoring everybody who's not a A white filmmaker actor or actress. You know it sucks when you have so many incredible movies with people of Color from last year that deserve to get nominated aided And I think that you know. That's part of the reason why everyone was rooting for parasite so much too because not only is it. You know essentially the best movie of the year. Obviously gleason was named best picture. But because you know it showed you know diversity and it wasn't more of the same stuff at the Oscars usually nominate every year. Yeah Yeah I think that's a good point I I was a little bothered by Not The jokes. But everybody's reaction to the jokes. It seems like the people in the crowd. Were you know laughing and applauding all of those jokes like sort of knowing applause. Like yeah we we screwed this up. But it's like you don't you don't get to laugh and clap at this. You're the people who made this happen. You're the people who voted for this. I don't know just do better across the board. Maybe instead of just like laughing about it I don't know okay so the NFL one more thing. I went to mention like a I guess in direct contrast to the all women are superheroes moment as she was talking about. I thought Hilter Gooden at the tour. I think I'm butchered that pronunciation. But she's the composer who won best original score for her work. On Joker. I thought her speech was really good. Like an example of like an organic a girl power moment instead of one that was that seemed like generated as a way to You know deflect or sort of lessen the blow when she was talking about how how women out there if you hear music in your heart like speak up and let your voices be heard because we need to hear that kind of thing. I thought it was really great. But the moments that came came organically and earnestly always felt more shooting me than some of the the pandering jokes like the housing for so I wrote down the The female email conductor in the worst moments here just because I thought that it it fell to me a little bit like pandering like they made this big deal about. Oh you know in the ninety two years that we've I've been doing Kademi. Awards is the first time a woman has ever conducted something here at the during the presentation or whatever and that kind of just seemed like I don't know part of me. Thinks like okay. Great like congratulations to you for that long to do something so simple because I think she only really conducted montage at the best original score Sort of a medley of all of them like leading into Handing out that trophy but then on the other hand like maybe for the younger people out there who Who are more impressionable and who this might mean more and be more inspiring thing to see that? Maybe it's a good thing I don't know H. You seem to have some thoughts about this too right. Oh Yeah I actually I had that original. I thought you when they introduced her with all of this lead up to it and But then she actually did her Conducting and the performance of the The Medley and I was really impressed by it also just really loved her outfit. It looked like she was about to step out from Dune and I I just. I thought that it was a great performance. So I I was okay with it but yet The lead up to it was a little bit on that side but I I enjoyed it a lot. Yeah so let's talk about the songs in movies. Montage Jacob Hall from the Managing Editor of slash film base. I think he implied that it was like one of the worst montages than Oscar. History history. Brad what did you think about the. We're just talking the beginning of episode about how you really like the montages. What did you think about this one? I thought this montage was pretty pretty cool. It wasn't one of the better ones. But I I liked how They essentially took the the model of You know the riff often pitch perfect and connected movies through the lyrics of songs in them. The one lyric from one song lead into the other in a montage and at the end of the day it led into performance by Eminem. Wish I know some people were like where the hell did this. Come from but you know what it was still pretty cool and I wasn't upset about it. Actually where the hell did that come from. Do you know I I'd still. Oh no but I don't care because I love that Song I love that performance within all my friends and I grew up listening to the song when we weren't supposed to you and this is a song that sort of felt very defining of our childhoods and when this montage was happening and it cuts through the beginning scene from from eight mile of right right before he goes on stage. We were talking like he's not. I'M NOT GONNA come out and performed the song is he. That would be crazy and He did ED. And we all screamed and it was great. I that those are really livened up the audience and I also think it offered one of those classic Hilarious Oscar moments where the entire higher audience was confused. And you have great reaction just it'll be mean fodder for many weeks to come. I I love this more this performance. It's I don't care. If it made no sense. I thought it was great. Yeah I'm sorry Jacob we're putting in the worst moments category just because you said that you hated it but I think all three of us really enjoyed this I think yeah it was so random and I think minimum one best song at the Oscars for that performance in what two thousand three or something because eight mile came out in two thousand and two. So so yeah I could not explain to you why they chose this performer. At this moment to come out but it seemed like one of those things where the Oscars in its attempt to stay relevant is losing viewership every year. I think actually Peter just shared a an article with us that said Oscar viewership. Your ship hits an all time below with twenty six point three or twenty three point. Six million people watching which is yeah like historic low for the Oscars and the ceremony. Germany and the producers always seem like they're trying to do something to desperately hang onto relevance and keep people paying attention and watching and I feel like a surprise surprise performance like this is one of those moments that probably lit up social media and had people talking and is one of the you know in a an award ceremony where a lot the times. The awards seemed predestined from the start. And it almost seems like your uterus going through the motions and checking off some boxes and stuff like that. That's how the Oscars can seem. Sometimes sometimes this seemed like a genuine surprise in a moment that that I sort of like you know sat forward in my seat a little bit. So yeah I liked it a lot. I will say that one of of the actual worst moments of the show followed soon. After and that was the rap recap by Oh the actor from pitch perfect who I conceal. Sorry that I can't remember his name but It was unfortunate that he had to follow up a menam first of all in a surprising a really rousing performance and That it I felt very much like what we're talking about before about the sort of Oscars attempts to show that they are diverse. That look at this. They have A rapper talking about the Oscars skirt and recapping the movies that felt very strange and odd and unnecessary Karsh mbappe car and yeah yeah he he is great and like but it was such a weird thing. We just watched this. Why are you wasting time? recapping this it's it's a waste of time stop it stop it immediately really also. Nobody thinks that Lin Manuel Miranda was gonNA come out and sing lose yourself instead of EMINEM. They kept cutting to him. I don't know why he didn't perform because all they did say Linneman Miranda's here and he also presented something and then that was it. Yeah it was. It was odd but I think all of us Doug it And one thing. I did not enjoy. I wanted to get your I wanted to sort of. Take your temperature on US Rene Zellweger's speech. What in God's name was that I killick? That is the perfect example of what not to do in an Oscar speech just ramble and have disparate points that barely connect to each other other and just I don't know it felt like it went on forever. I could not track what she was saying for. The life of me was just me or was that a really really awful for speech. That was probably the worst one of the night. No I agree with you I also think that the both both best actor and Best Actress speeches walking opening speech also was very rambling but did bring it back a little bit because he ended it with a very touching tribute to his brother River Phoenix Reading reading a poem. That is a river. Phoenix had written But then Renault Renee Zellweger Just came on after and I felt like she was trying to go for something similar in speaking about something bigger than her and Trying to tie it to performance and Judy but it did not gel it all and It was very odd advair rambling speech and not good. Brad would you think Yeah Renee Zellweger speech was just felt like it was not clear what she was trying to. Saixi was obviously so touched and caught up in it all and you know very passionate about it and her performance but yeah it it really felt like it was just kind of incoherent and I thought walking Phoenix's speech although off a little bit rambling. I appreciate that. He at least had something else to say he's been consistently instantly Using his acceptance speeches to make statements. which is you know an annoying for some who just want to turn off their brain and just WanNa Watch? Artists be thankful for receiving awards awards But I I appreciate you know that. He is continuing to take a stand about things that he is passionate about. And even though he didn't have you know a a speech that was concise is and fully prepared. He knew what he wanted to say and I think him doing it. Candidly makes people pay attention more. Because if you just go up there and you just read from a piece of paper you kind of just tune out in and you're just like whatever you know it's when people read list of names of thinking and all that I I appreciate that he spoke passionately and from the heart and even if it was a you know a little bit rickety here in there. I thought that it was a nice overall. Yeah I think that That is part of the reason. Why Renee Zellweger speech was was all the more baffling is because you? She's essentially had this trophy in the bag for months since like telluride film festival or something it seemed like this was one of those all of the acting awards. Actually all four of them seemed like they were you know they've been locked for a long time like these people have been winning. Awards in the lead up to the Oscars. Brad Pitt is a great example. Where like like he has been you know just dropping zingers left and right at all of the different lead-up awards in it's sort of all culminated with this great Speech that gave the Oscars where he incorporated the title of the movie into his own. Hollywood story I thought it was really well done But yeah like release talkers. It's like you knew kind of you must have known this was coming and that's what happened. It was just a a bit of a bummer for me. It's sort of zapped the energy from the room but Let's talk about the big winners. Let's get the energy backup here And bogging best original screenplay best international feature film I think we all assumed that international feature international national feature film for formerly the Foreign Language Award was like in the bag for him. But I think even though You know we were Hoping Against Hope I think it was it like four awards like this surpassed Oliver Expectations. So I was just so thrilled to see parasite win when we talk about that. At the beginning Laura dern winning best supporting actress was really great again another one of those that seemed like preordained. But this was Lawrence I Oscar and I think it's just really cool to see her. You know she. She's definitely having a year the or had a year and twenty nineteen and I just thought it was really nice. Culmination of that and she's clearly like beloved by her peers and everybody. She's talking about me material. She Laura dern may have appeared in like more names than any other actor her nineteen but not not the amine and then Toy Story Four. I mentioned as the the best animated feature driving down as a big winner. Because Klaus the Netflix Christmas Movie Won Seven Awards Animation Awards Back in January and. It seemed like it was really by nipping at the heels of Toy Story. Four and maybe could have been a big contender for sort of an upset win but it was nice to see I would have been happy with either of those winning and Toy story for his. You know as we've all talked about that movie came out last year a surprisingly great and not at all the cash. Grab that we thought it was going to be so. I was happy to see that. When did you guys have any other big winners over the course of the night any awards that stuck out to you in particular? Would I wanNA give a shout out to take hedy who becomes the first indigenous person to win the best adapted screenplay award and was just so touched and so so kind of unlike a lot of his past acceptances where he kind of will be very jokey and tongue in cheek but here he was just so Moved by everything that I was just happy for him and I know a lot. I know I was actually gunning for Greta Gerwig to win for little women but I think that this was just as worthy of a win. And I'm I'm really happy that he won that award. Brad I assume you echo those sentiments being the bigger Taika fan that you are absolutely i. I love seeing speech because you you could tell he was nervous. Can he wasn't quite as confident and cool with normally I think he was genuinely humbled and and very happy to receive that award. Did you have any brad any other big winners that jumped out to you. Not particularly the parasite thing was just a huge one for me we. We cheered when it happened. We were we got so excited excited since he the one best director and got original screenplay in it felt like it had a real chance of winning and so when it actually happened you know we just lost it. Yeah that was awesome The best director one was was the maybe the biggest now best picture is still a big surprise to but both of those really like thoughts Jimenez had that in in in the bag and I'm you know no disrespect in nineteen seventeen. I really like that movie a lot but it was just so cool that the this became parasites night and I was telling my friend who is You know I was watching the movie with like if you walk down to Hollywood and highland which is like the big area where the Dobie theater is where the Oscars are they have Every year ear written out like carved into the walls basically like all the way up to I don't know twenty seventy or something and they'll figure out a way to keep it going beyond that once we get there but every single best picture winner is etched in right underneath the a given year. So like as you're saying it's going to be so cool to walk through that area for all the tourists in have ever. Many thousands of people go through there every year to look up and see green book listed and then be like what the hell and then right below. WHOA that seat parasite and it's almost like an immediate course? Correct like like the universe is is trying to fix itself in real time so we won't get another a piece of whiplash next year so but Yeah I really. I was so excited about that. Best Director Win too because that felt like the turning point of the night. When we're all like wow is? Paris is going to win best picture. And it did at Eliza basic. Yeah I'm still. I still can't believe it really. I'm like on a high still. I hope this last vert a few days because it's Today's been pretty great like waking up and being like movies. They're awesome so all right. Let's go to our big losers at the night real quick. I wrote Netflix down. Because the Irishman Klaus and the two popes were completely shut out which is Sort of shocking especially for the Irishman. A movie that you know has talked about pedigree like there there may be no other movie maybe once upon a time in Hollywood or something thing that had a that level of pedigree over the year and for that movie to be completely shut out with sort of a big deal and marriage story to only had one win and that went to Laura dern for best supporting actress so it seemed like as soon as that movie came out there was a bit of ground swell and there was a lot of talk about maybe Scarlett Johansson can can win for best actress. Maybe Adam driver might win for best actor But it seemed like everything just sort of settled into place in those just a early rumblings. That never really went went anywhere but Considering how much of a splash net flicks made at the Oscars last year with Roma being such a big deal in seeming to be a front runner or at least in the conversation for best picture. It's sort of a big One Eighty for them at the Oscars this year. So did you guys have Vigny Big losers that you went to mention I wrote down a few others here but yeah I would definitely say the Irishman because it came in with I think ten nominations nine nominations and it got no wins at all. And that's not the first time that Scorsese came in with a large amount of nominations to the Oscars And got no wins. The last time was gangs of New York and It really is a big shame. I thought especially that At least would have gotten something for editing. shoemaker maker definitely deserve that But it was just the incredible that the movies that were getting lauded are owed so so much to Martin Scorsese the Irishman basically came away with nothing. Yeah Yeah I put vendors endgame and the Lion King for visual effects like again. I really liked nine hundred seventeen but come on a best visual effects for nineteen seventy. I just don't think that makes any sense like adventures and game those guys. I don't know if any marvel the movie has ever won best visual effects. The Lion King is like that movie is visual effects. and I wonder if part of the reason that those movies didn't win was maybe interesting game had like the Superhero thing going against it You know as much as the Oscars has a arm. Sorry as much as the academy has made attempts to diversify its ranks and stuff. It's still a predominantly older. White Guy Voting base voting majority there and the Lion King I wonder if the the the technicians and people like that who are in the academy are a little scared of that movie and maybe what it represents and the idea that If a movie can be made completely with visual effects like that and look as good as it does maybe. There's a chance that people's jobs are going to start going away and stuff like that. I wonder wonderful. Sort of like a A little bit of a recoil from what from what the Lion King might mean as to why a movie like nineteen seventeen which. I'm sure just has like set extensions and a few obvious visual effects things here and there but does not strike me as the best visual effects of twenty nineteen by far. Maybe that's part of the reason why that one ended up taking the trophy. But apparently a superhero film hasn't won a visual Effects Oscar since Spiderman two in two thousand five. Wow man that's surprising. I wonder I mean I don't know what do you think about that Brad. Like do you think onto something there with with endgame like people just don't like like the superhero movies are What did you did you happen to think that? Nineteen seventeen was actually deserving of that trophy in a part of me thinks that maybe what it is is that that people are more impressed when you can when people see visual effects used to create things that are realistic or seen tangible in the real world as opposed to things that are more fantastical and even though amazing effects are done to bring a character like fan to life and the various alien. The army's and things like that that you know that it's not real and so maybe it doesn't look as good as you think it should Because if you look back through the winners you Even some of the more Sifi or Entries are movies that present it in a very realistic fashion movies. Like Blade when or twenty forty nine in an ex machina and things like that so I wonder if there's this disconnect where people see visual effects and they they don't have a way to understand. Wow that looks amazing. Amazing for a character that is completely created out of a performance and you know painted over with digital effects using motion capture and all of these incredible layers. You Know No. And especially when it comes to the the big battles sequencing vendors endgame And and it's frustrating because you look back and Marvel has been nominated pretty much almost every year ear since the original Ironman and yet to come away with Visual Effects Oscar which is pretty crazy. Yeah I think that reality mentality also applies to talking lions. Yeah probably because of that was if anything you know that that those animals looked legit real which was a detriment to the movie in the end but Yeah I think I think. That's probably. What the disconnect is? Yeah I think it goes to show that the voting body large buddy for the academy are much older male audiences who don't really go to see these movies and don't really have an appreciation for the work and the technical Craft that that goes into those little women. I put down as a big loser because one costume design but I think all of us especially the three of us on this episode really really loved that movie and I think all of us wish that it could have gotten a little bit more So yeah poor out for little women. I just WANNA say that it's typical that the the The sort of Signature female lead female directed movie of this year. Got It's only Oscar and costume design the category worry typically designated for women and kind of like. Oh you can have this one because of course women. An movie for women will have great costume design and I just I'm a little. I'm a little upset about the adapted screenplay snubbed despite I'm meeting happy tyco because In particular the Seen that they use was the scene in which Amy Jo Speak About What's how writing things Will make them important in designate importance to them and it really goes with entire theme of the movie about how women really aren't allowed into the Club of geniuses and It just it feels so much like the Oscars miss that point and we're just like. Oh yeah ladies. Yeah yeah those a bit of a bummer wants more time in Hollywood. I also down. As as a big loser Sir even won two Oscars one for Brad Pitt and one for production design. It still felt like a bit of a loser to me because I guess right there next to the Irishman this movie felt like the one that was generated almost like created in a lab to win Oscars like it's about old Hollywood The Academy we love that Shit. You know you've got all these great movie stars in Comic Roles the Tarantino who's won twice for screenplay already delivered delivered another great one there so I know you're a huge fan of that movie but I just feel like taking a step back and looking at How that came together and and it it should on paper check a lot of boxes for academy members and the fact that only one those two Oscars feels like sort of a a missed opportunity for that film but Okay let's let's move on as we wrap up here into who should host next year or should there be a house next year. You guys were talking about how last last year's Oscars seemed like they went pretty well going without a host this year. Maybe not quite as much because of it wasn't quite as focused Brad. Yovany thoughts about who should host next year or what you think. The hosts situation should be next year. Well you know I think we saw some potentially good options for who could host In the presentations Asians of the awards themselves. Kristen Wig and Maya Rudolph had a hilarious bit For a couple of awards They ended up production design and costume design nine and they were great on stage together as as they always are We'll fairlon Julia. Louis Dreyfuss were hilarious and their presentation for cinematography and editing Showing they they misunderstand completely what those roles are on the set in a very funny way And like we talked about earlier Chris. Rock and Steve Martin were great to you. Even if material they had add wasn't the best. It was interesting seeing these two comedians who come from complete polar opposite ends of comedy coming together and really kind of showing how oh great they are You know why they're considered to be sort of the best of the best. And so I think getting any number of those deals together to host the Oscars Oscar would be great or even just do those kinds of things more often throughout the show is so the show feels like it has a little bit more energy and try and create some kind of flow. Hello to it instead of you know what what did feel like a mess. I think the hosting duo thing is interesting because it doesn't it sort of takes the target off of the back of of one particular person like if there were two people I feel like Some of the responsibility is is SPLIT SPLIT I guess like the if two people I feel like the Internet would not work as hard to go back through the tweets of both people and try to find something for them to be canceled forth. If that makes any sense issue what did you make of of these hosting do and who did you think maybe would make a good host for next year. If you think there should should be one. Yeah despite my really is at the Steve Martin and Chris Rock joke about diversity. I thought that they were really great together. I always like seeing Steve Martin. I don't know where he's he's been lately but it'll be nice to see again My Rudolph and Kristen Rig were hilarious and no matter how long they did their bit. I was just really Enjoyed every moment with that. They had on screen. And then we'll do a Julia. Louis Dreyfus. We're also great I'd be fine with do although I will say that. It doesn't always shield against criticism. Because we did see the Anne hathaway James Franco debacle and how she ended up shoulding shouldering a lot of that criticism while chains Franko just kind of got high backstage or something so it has to be to who definitely are able to Playoff the off with each other and Worked together well and we saw it with these Appearing that they did I would also be okay with Tina Fey. Amy poehler again Not for the. I don't think they posted the Oscar before but they did the Golden Globes correct to announce that they're going to be hosting next year's Golden Globes again. So honestly I I feel like the biggest problem we have is like I guarantee you. They probably ask a lot of these people and they just don't want the job because of how many people have had to deal with so much grief reef from the viewing public and from scrutiny. And just the backlash. If you don't do it well enough you know you get railed on the next day by all the trades and blogs and everything. It's no matter even if you do a decent job. It's still a mostly thankless job and. I'm sure they're paid Hanley for it but it also requires a decent amount of prep of working with the writers rehearsal. If you're doing any you know stage two bits and just making sure it goes off with a hitch. It's live award ceremony So I if anything. I'll probably a lot of the best talent that is you know prepared and has the skills to do it. Well just doesn't have the time or desire to spend spend much of their daily time doing it. Well I think you know what this means Brad. Next year we just have to have James. Corden and rebel Wilson Senate Regalia host the Oscars a pair. So I wouldn't be mad about it. That would be amazing all right. So let's let's go to our final question John of this episode and it's a question posed to both of you. What does parasites win mean for the future of the Oscars if anything do you think? This symbolizes symbolizes a shift in what we can expect from the Oscars moving forward with you. God I hope so. parasite feels like such a radical choice for the academy. Because we've talked about. In past episodes they are still sort of a STODGY and The older At institution that don't tend generally go with like the movies of the moment generally with movies that tend to check off a lot of Fox's in terms of movies that appeal to the Ketamine Peel and are like the typical Austrian movie and Paris. I just bucks every single Expectation tation in that regard. And that doesn't even go to the fact that it's the first foreign language film to Win Best Picture at the Oscars. I think it's breaking tons of barriers is with It's winds and with the historic four. Win That Bong Jun Ho got So it's just It I hope that it means that we're going to be getting being more Acceptance and more support for foreign language films in Hollywood and less of Hollywood trying to take make something that works in a foreign language or was released. Success Foreign Language Film and trying to remake it and re re Redo that success and It just feels like the Oscars aren't local anymore. As a as long John Hoa sort of remarked earlier and I I think that it could mean that we're going for a greater Less more progressive Future for the officers but again again we've kind of seen a very big back and forth with the best picture winners. We had moonlight and then and shape of water and then immediately we had a Green Book which felt like two steps back after the steps forward of those two previous films. And I'm hoping that will continue suffering forward and not have to deal with the sort of congratulatory films like Greenbelt Garcia films like Like them Brad. What about you do you have any thoughts about on parasite and the featured the Oscars you think this represents a big shift for them in like HD said I hope so she really put it quite simply inside a lot of the things that I was thinking and one thing that I would like to see? Even more of this was something that I was talking about with some friends of mine. Last night we were watching the Oscars with me and my girlfriend is that it would be nice to see the academy sort of start to lean into rewarding. Not just the films and and and the filmmaker behind Foreign Language Films that end up getting attention at the Oscars but also the performers because the CASTA parasite was incredible in that movie. They ended up. Walk Away with the The SAG award this year and I think that they all deserve to be nominated this year in categories but a lot of times the performers in foreign foreign films. I'd get Ostra attention. Don't get included and it's in a way it's understandable because a lot of countries That hand out movie awards do often tend to lean in more towards their own country in a word movies It's why you know this is the first time parasite Is the first foreign language film to win. Best Picture and You know even baffles. Do it. They often reward British films more often than American films. So it's it's it's diff- difficult line to walk in that way. But I I do think I hope that we start to see you know a lot. More of these films recognized by the Oscars and hopefully audiences will embrace them to even though it's been proven that reading subtitles can N. B. Difficult well said well said all right. I think that's going to bring us to the end of this very long edition of slash daily. Thank you guys for talking with me about the Oscars. I'm still riding that high. Hopefully all of our listeners are still stoked about parasite and that movies win. I'm so excited for bogging Helen. So excited to see what he does next. And we all actually link in the show notes to a bunch of Oscar articles that we have and and Bongino article about what he might be working on at this very moment. So we'll see how that goes it was but Thank you all for listening. If you want to find more about all the stories that we mentioned on today show go to slash home dot com slash on daily is published every weekday bringing the most exciting news from the world of movies and TV V.. 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24: The One About The Oscars With Madeleine Arthur: Monday, February 10th, 2019

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24: The One About The Oscars With Madeleine Arthur: Monday, February 10th, 2019

"Good Morning Welcome back to the morning chose happy Monday. Wow last week with such a long week and now here we are starting again. How exciting that's like blyth? Your whole life is waiting for the week to end and then it ends and then all of a sudden. It's Monday the entire week. You did last week. Didn't even matter yet but I mean just so happy to be here with all of you. Honored Hummel de Blasio happy. That award season is over same. I had such like a crazy content filled weekend like I really became yet like I really became certified youtuber this weekend. Oh because you were filming things or you know because I was consuming content. I I put the Youtube. TV You are a real Doug Youtube. I'm like actually grabbed. That's the best thing that you could do. And representing the grandma's across the world. We love watching Youtube on the TV. There's something I really like about. Even if it's small like being so close to my phone physically and the opposite really over there. People fell into the log squad which people have been telling me about for for years like David Tobruk dividend brick and it really understand. I saw him like his tongue. Hangs out of his mouth. And what's the all the hype about but my God. I've never been so wrong. I'm so involved now. Now like blogs squad. We like totally ship him. Natalie like so essentially he's just funny cool guy who started logging and it's so successful and all he doesn't videos does this give away money like he goes to camp. Says he's like if you can hit this best while shot. I'll give you ten thousand dollars to pay off your student debt. And it's funny. Because anytime he wants to give away money and he's like because there's videos it is brought to you by seatgeek seek is like his centered. You know love it love to see on. Give away money but now I'm just like so interested in his finances because he's constantly giving away money like to his friends. He's is buying all of his friends cars but now that I'm like involved in the stanhood like his videos all logs that are four minutes twenty seconds long money. It's the birthday day. And he's a big fisherman fan he can't monetize them because he's always using music and the doing like crazy stunts so he doesn't monetize them so he doesn't make any money from videos. He's a podcast with support fellow podcasters. Now I'm just invested in his finances like to his merchants. podcasts make that much it can just be giving away cars people like what are we doing wrong. Probably probably and I think people like it's like Jeffrey said he had like one room of Gucci. And he's like this. Is All youtube ads like it's a fraction of what people make. If you're making real money then the money that you make from from Youtube ads is jumped right. So those are the those are his other ventures he I think he tore a little bit on that nickelodeon show musical family which I find to be so interesting. Because before watching his blogs I thought he was like you know like a really family friendly. He's like not like they're always like doing nuts things and like cursing dick well. He's on Nickel Odeon. What would you say I get you a guy who could do both like if he could family from the Nickelodeon and otherwise elsewhere then? That's cool with me you whether it's called me too. I just didn't think it'd be cool to networks. He called on China networks are up. I mean Dan Shiner School at the network than atrial really goes so true and I just really feel like I need to sit down on my phone and watch four hundred more blogs like he's kind of hot like you know. I think that people are attracted to him. I think that's in. His assistant is totally with him. And I think he's in love with his assistant. Natalie he want her to cars ars and I just have a feeling like this whole story is going to end with them. They're like the Ross and Rachel. That's what I think and I'm just really hoping that Natalie and some other girls in the blog squatter toasters servers that they like hear my cry like let me get in a video or something like I'll film. I don't care like I'll send in the background. I'll I'll clean the toilets cool. Maybe it'll come on the show. Maybe yeah that'd be super or fabulous speaking of the show today such an exciting day because the first official episode of the red headed out if you know the scholars our academics academia world world is just incredibly show waking waking like they've never seen launch like this in their life you guys. The first episode is here we had so much. I'm recording it and I think it's like I've been getting a lot of really positive feedback. I think it's really good. We talk about the book a lot. And if you've read the book I hope so I feel like obviously most people are reading the book and are waiting waiting to finish the book so they can listen to the episode but if absolutely no interest in reading the book I think you could still listen to because like we're just friends hanging out talking about major themes in the book that pretty much explained enough that you're not totally lost right so if you don't WanNa read I think you would still listen to the podcast but you definitely should read because it's just great for you. What also is nice about it? Is that since as you're doing it every month like you don't have to listen to it today if you WANNA finish the book and weed. Yeah like it's there for you and you don't feel pressure yet. Did you assign the next. The next book was assigned at the end of the the episode and is Red White and royal blue. It's Becky's choice So you have a month to read that book going forward. The episodes we'll drop on the first Thursday of every month the Super Bowl. Yeah we're catching up with the first book. Everyone's still finishing up so many people are reading. I'm so excited. So whenever you're ready to read the second book I'm Literally Not GonNa read the second book until two days before we recorded because it takes two days to read a book and then it's out of my head speaking of books I read Jessica Simpson's no over staring at me. Like at the bottom of my bed I get myself to read. You have to read it you have to read. It's it's the best memoir I've ever read a life. Really really not only is so hot and she's not holding back the right. It's so well written she's articulates like her innermost thoughts in such a profound around way. And she's just such a precious gem of a woman in like she like she'll take us through a train of thought she had in one thousand nine hundred and yet. It's probably embarrassing. But she doesn't care will love the and it's just like it's so faith-based is who she is from when she was seventeen years old till now and like she is just really an open book kindle with me because like there was something obviously more juicy parts and others like John Mayer. I Know Shaima new. I know but John Mayer has really reformed like this book. Book is definitely like bringing him back to a dark place in his life when he says himself he is a recovering womanizer. So you know. I'm not here to hold people accountable for their mistakes. Agree but Hashtag I San with Jessica. Of course I also and she didn't say anything about like you know where he is. Today right we're going to break up the Oscars. We talk about really quickly Walking v Necks is being the voice of cancel culture to hear his own stuff on the voice of veganism. Yeah it was all over the place. He was talking about the environment and then veganism and like I had no idea. Yeah what the point of his message was but he said I'm so grateful that like so many people in this room decided to you know. Give me a second chance because I know like when I was younger than an Asshole I was all over the place and I was really difficult to work with and I was like a monster sir. So I'm really glad that we as humanity are beyond holding people accountable for things. They did years ago like he was just really speaking to my soul. He was being to twitter and it was kind of beautiful even even though it was all over the place I mean I love Joaquin Joaquin Phoenix speech. I live with Joaquin moment. Yeah and I mean now with award season being over the Joaquin moments are over. Goes back into his cabinet but he sets the bar. High for Doug WE'RE GONNA recap the Oscars. All the looks all the awards. Are I two stories too. Don't worry it was incredibly credibly boring. I did take a short forty five minute. Break in the middle of the Oscars to watch sunset which actually deserves an Oscar. Because it's the first episode. You think they haven't been filming for a while they push back filming because MJ was on bed rest from her pregnancy. So they push back. They actually haven't seen each other in like five months literally the last time a lot of them saw each other was reunion. And you think you know it takes takes a while to get back into the swing and things no I episode. They're dropping bombs. Adam had naked Strip Jenga at his house bulb resumes out of town and he's sending inappropriate text messages to justice friend. Ali like very you like this is stuff like certain seasons like work up to you and they're doing it all and I also I love that this show like everyone has really grown and they're all having kids now like really thinking about getting married and settling down their houses all the inside of their houses. Look exactly the same. It's like that Persian modern look. It's actually really car set kind of. It's actually like a really cool vibe. They all really decorated their houses really nicely and I feel like they're all quietly like very wealthy. I think that they all grew up somewhat wealthy but this show has made them all superwealthy. I think that's the vibe that I'm getting. Yeah probably go mesut lock. NASA is back and better than ever love. She fucking twisted like literally. It was actually crazy to see like she went out to lunch with destiny and they're having a little bit of an argument. Really destiny is like so cool and she's very mellow two seconds gee-gee standing up screaming. She goes outside smokes a joint incomes. Back I am sorry. She's so nuts and there's obviously a story line involving where her friends are going to have an intervention saying that she smokes too much. We lose addicted to heed. But she's pregnant now so I assume Tim. She's stopped smoking weed but whatever such great show can't recommend it enough so I did miss like forty five minutes the Oscars but I caught up on twitter and it doesn't really seem like I missed much. Yeah I actually I started watching the Oscars. I wasn't in watch 'cause I was like I'm enjoying my Sunday afternoon. I caught up on dynasty. I watched the new show. Katy keene. I episode Super Cute Like I. It was really cute. The same like pilots pilot is hard to those. 'cause like I love it. I know that I will like I love. I love writer. Ross like the style the New York City. It's good it's good stuff touching curb and I was just having the time of my life and I was like I don't WanNa Watch Oscars but then everyone in our family talking at the Oscars so I put on the Oscars and watched until probably right after until like Christy saying. Oh that was enough for me. Turn my television as well like I'm going back to curb like I don't WanNa Watch. I'm I'm done with the chose. I caught up on curb as well. Just what a stellar show. It's just so good. The new episode came out last night. So I actually actually. What I'm trying to say is I didn't watch the Oscars mostly and we're going to be recapping? It right now so I'm gonNA find out a lot of stuff I watched most of it and I did write down some notes in my phone because there were some cringe worthy moments. I just had to talk about to share with the cost. Yeah okay well without further ado it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. I that's true and I don't want to rush you you know because everyone's you know living such busy lives these days but I do have to take a quick moment to acknowledge the fact that today's episode is brought to you by look what everyone's talking about liquid. IV hydration multiplier. You've even heard about how much we love it. But have you heard about their latest product of the liquid. 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The song wasn't because they won and they were nominated but like it was snubbed in the car and Edgerton wasn't nominated okay and I think he should have been. I don't think I'm sure there was other snobs. But there was a lot of snaps and she was highlighting the snubs and she did agree opener. Yeah she's super talented and I loved her red carpet dress. What of I think that might be my top look of the night but I thought the performance was kind of strange like it was just a little all over the place and I couldn't tell if like she was the host? was she the opener. There is so much going on and I'm like do they. Miss the memo where Gentleman WanNa was hosting the Oscars like it was just a little messy because like no one wants to like someone would rather mc the Oscars from start to finish than say that they hosted it. No one wants at target on their back. I don't mind the format of award shows without hosts signed. I think it's interesting. I don't really care. I think a good host can make a show but it can also break show so whatever the Oscars were so boring and. I don't think that anything could have helped it. I realized how much I need a host first of all I was so excited for the Golden Globes when Rickie Jarvis was hosting I was like what is he going to say. What is he going to do? It may made it built up excitement like as opposed to just sitting around watching these people words and then the dumbest thing that they do at the Oscars is they bring someone out to introduce. Who's going to present? It's a presenter of the presenter. It's insane so many people like beanie Feldstein presenting ending Mindy Kaelin presenting an award. This job. No that was weird for sure. And that's and that's because we don't have a host. I know we're going to jump into the show but I want to mention a few quick things about the red carpet that that I just have to make people aware of because I don't know if people were aware of the fact that on ABC Anita who was hosting Lily Aldridge. What like isn't zoom weird an ABC was the big one because the show was on she? And I think it was tavern hall and Ryan Seacrest for a minute Ryan like renfrew e onto ABC cling. I change channels for one second. I'm watching E. Ryanair. There are going to go to commercial break so I go to channel seven again crazy. She actually did pretty good. There were a few moments where she was was like. visibly nervous. Like talking to Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio and she was just like well. Yeah like she was having a hard time but I I have to imagine this wasn't you don't just get your first time at the Oscars you know. That's so crazy. It was a really really interesting choice. Yeah and she looked beautiful with what who are the other correspondence tavern and haul out and Ryan seacrest. Just I said there's GonNa be other people that know. It was just kind of strange. He has thirty people working the right billy porter to. Oh that's a great man. He was good. I mean he's great his great in the opening. Yeah any other red pepper throw. What's Ryan was doing interviews inside the Jobe theater which I thought it was really interesting at like the last fifteen minutes rent from the carpet inside and interviewed a few people who maybe they missed on the carpet? where maybe he skipped the carpet? Yeah it was Kinda Cool Charlie. Sarah was their rhymes being a freak especially on he was really being so short with people like he could not have shopped Natalie. Portman L. he couldn't have shoved off the podium fast enough because Sir Sha Ronin was coming it it was just like a Natalie Portman. I think she was like she lives embarrassed. And that is embarrassed it was ruthlessly Natalie Portman Social Ronin like same thing my notes just as Ryan being so weird in short that that's the whole thing he just cutting people off left and right. There was a ten second interview. They can't believe you watch the red carpet like I watch last hour. Especially because we've been seeing the whole award. Season is the same people over and over again like coming through red carpet. Like what are they gonNA say an interview. I was honestly on twitter instagram at alphabets. Because that's the only thing that changes I was on instagram looking at outfits. Steve Martin Chris Rock kept the nights alias audience on their toes circle hit hit Jericho. But honestly I think the best comedy duo. The night has to go to kristen. Jason Rigging my Rudolph all my they were so funny like pretending to like show different emotions because there were so many directors in the room. That was so funny and saying that they should. It hosts next year. Well that's always how it happens. I think people are probably saying that about Steve Martin and Chris Rock which I would agree with two. That's always what happens like people they can audition. Yeah Yeah I mean I I just will take any house and they they were really funny I i. That was confused. I was confused too and honestly both of them couldn't have been wearing dress up there. They just looks a little silly affiliate of the costume. Totally Adina Menzel Army L. says performed into the unknown. Okay I have many thoughts because honestly like like I'm sorry but it was very disappointing. Because here's here's why I was so confused because Menzel is up there along with pretty much the sales of every other country. Yeah so I love to the global messaging you know. The world is big and small at the same time. But I'm like this is the best singers in the world like an literally. None of them could hit the notes. That girl who at the final note the Danish girl. Shame on her like she was awful and I just love the vocals were so not up to par with with with Oscars because then like Cynthia Ariba coming out and it's like Oh that's how you sing okay like I just can't believe the Oscars is the Pinnacle of talent like the Pinnacle of everything of art and film and Music and this is this performance is supposed to be representative of the pinnacle of music literally literally these girls like they just weren't good singers on my team until she had some good moments but that was so good in their final into the unknown note and the best part. It's only one hit or notes. Well honestly I can hit those nodes anyone. Can Cynthia Rio like. Wow did you see her performance performance. No I don't even know the song but I was like I was speechless like it was breathtaking. Her voice and by the way she didn't move a muscle like she was hitting. He's not high low. Didn't even move like it was nothing for her. She was like it was spectacular. It was and then. I'm like that next to demand and her Danish friends who couldn't sing. I was like Oh okay Jaggi like you have to watch Cinzia reveal. It and I've heard about Cynthia reveal. I knew she hasn't seen her perform. I knew she was in Harriet. I didn't know she sang until your husband told me he was harassing gay. Whatever but he was totally right because Oh my God she is incredible and that song should have one literally because of her performance? which which Song Rochman? Oh okay well. Even though I love Elton John and I loved recommend like I wouldn't have chosen that song to me. Because when he performed formed in a great milken Johnson forming. What is going to sing rocket man you know? I'm still standing and he's singing that song from the movie and I just thought it was like a really really subpar. Elton John Song. I didn't think necessarily that he i. I would agree with that. And then Diane Warren you know WHO's out here getting nominated eighteen times for an Oscar and has never won. It's like let's just give it to her you. I know it's been thirty two years. I saw a headline today like this memory continues. It's crazy. She goes to every Oscar nominated every year and has never one. She's Leonardo DiCaprio. It is really crazy. I loved the army of Al Says I do think that they should have led with show yourself and maybe they would have won the award on Philly Really Irish thing during the in Memoriam saying yesterday by the Beatles how was it spectacular. She's just such a talent and you know what was so like she. Like what an honor for her to have been given that like. She wasn't even on camera 'cause they were showing the pictures of the summer had passed away it was really just a moment for her voice to shine and it was it shine bright like a diamond like it was breathtaking. Love it. I know that Luke. Perry and Cameron Boyce were left out of in Memoriam. Oh you're right not cool. No the only people people who I had recognized was Kirk Douglas. Who has recently and Kobe Bryant? Yeah Doris Day. Brad Pitt won his first ever acting. Oscar Oh my God and he was so fucking cute. He was sitting the first row. And I know it's Oscars but it was next level star-studded Leo up Bradley Cooper Penelope Cruz. Who hasn't left her house at a month Charlene Margot Robbie up? It was spectacular. And I just have to say penelope Cruz like just moment for her dress. She's up there with my top. Three best drafts like she just looked like she is the definition. Like if you were open a dictionary and you looked up the word everything of the sort probably crews would be right there. Yeah really happy for Brian. I'm glad we got another Brad. Brad Pitt speech moment. Like just to round out this award season it was nice has made it all worthwhile. Even though I couldn't make it till the end of this Oscars it was. It was a great speech. It was a great I just would like to highlight a couple more moments I wrote out. There's so many women. Jeff bezos. Yeah Jeff Jesus was in the audience. which is that? What you're saying? And Steve Martin and Chris Rock acknowledged his presence presence. And I just felt like I felt weird. I think everyone felt we are. Jeff bezos. Looked weird he was freaking me out. It was like Dad Outta here but at least he had been attitude about it and he was smiling Meiling and laughing and he could laugh at himself like I was worried. He seems really sensitive tours. Read it's like volatile because he was such an uh-huh so vulnerable for the world seem so emotional and then the last thing I wanted to discuss is the absolute travesty. That was Chrissy bats. Okay because I was GONNA call you. Route Dina Menzel such a hard time. I'm telling you okay okay. A first of all. I didn't understand why she was there but then I found out that the song she was singing that was written by Diane. Warren was is in her movie. Breaks which wasn't nominated for anything except the film was so the person singing always has to be connected in some way so I I get I guess why they chose her. I read an article. Diane Warren did not want her to sing it but then she said okay. She's good she hasn't. She has a nice voice she has a community theater voice. It's like Oh it's like a fun party trick it's like. Oh Wow. You're amazing actress. Oh and you kind of can sing. Doesn't mean you sing at the Oscars and then I mean you've seen for Lou combs and then to be so disgraceful as to literally finish singing singing and be like I love you mom. That's literally what you did. I was like what the fuck this this is. The Oscars Chrissy. This is not community theater. She was like I love you mom right before they turn the lights out. It was a travesty and honestly shape on her it. It was disgraceful. I'm sorry okay just because you can sing doesn't mean you should yeah at the Oscars unless you're things the song in the movie not Chrissy match. I don't know but whose Chrissy mets is number one fan in terms of your music Brian Kelly. He's always listening to where we're hanging out and drinking. He's always to try to make me. Listen we'll do you remember that time. Chee Jassem core combs like some country. Words I guess he couldn't make it so she sang his song and it was just like Mike again a disgrace. It was nothing of the sort that once you actually saying very poorly and no end we love that song and we care for that don she saying even though I'm leaving just didn't do it justice and she couldn't find her key the whole time at least last night she wasn't off pitch. I don't want to I think it was. I love you. Mom like it was just so disrespectful. I'm sorry okay. Well Para say made Oscar history last night. I'm so happy for the directors. They're so cute. So fucking cue getting up there. I I drink till next morning so cute I just love him say when when they won their first award in one of them was talking the other one was off to the side staring at his award like he was smiling. Couldn't believe it. I have to see this movie sweat. It's the first time any a non English movie has won best film and I also feel like no war. No movies really sweep the award shows anymore. Everyone's a winner not nuts in slumdog millionaire not like last year literally each movie. One one of each category sweet. I sweeping vibe to happen in two thousand twenty must be fabulous. It was a big deal and so he that the director has won four Oscars last night. which is a tie for the most ever wanted tonight Katherine Hepburn also one time one four and one night so he now holds the record with Katherine Hepburn? And I just think it's it's fabulous. I think Walt Disney has one five and if he had won one more he would've tied with Walt Disney. I saw a headline a really because I saw that the most ever wanted tonight I googled. It is Katharine Hepburn. And that was like that he missed it by one. Oh Really Yeah Leo and Camilla Marrone Become Award show official which I know is a big deal for him to take. He usually takes his mom to Roy chose they didn't walk the carpet carpet but they sat right in front she looked stellar. I mean she's just perfect Gig. Was this natural. Look I guess I understand why not me but it's still pretty sad it yet. It's hard to see someone love. I'm happy for them to their really. I'm happy for her. Like get across young. Laura dern won her first ever Oscar fabulous okay. Marriage story was nominated. They differ a lot. I didn't think it was better than any other movies but I did happen to think Laura dern performance was fucking amazing and it made the movie a little bit more tolerable and I'm so happy for I just can't believe she was the obvious front runner. She won the Golden Globe. I think a lot of people thought she was going to win and she showed up in that dress with activity tassels on it was nothing of the sort and I. I'm glad that she won an because otherwise than I would have been a big loss for her. Yeah I like to address. Terrible eminem surprised everyone with lose yourself. He confused everyone. Yeah does anyone know. Oh like what. He wanted that they won. They won an Oscar for. Lose yourself when it came out at eight mile years ago and he teen years ago. Yeah EMINEM didn't show up to to accept the award and I think in a lot of ways last night was him showing up. I don't know because he posted on his twitter the clip of them winning but him not being there and being eighteen years man. Like could it so I think that's it. It's just weird because most of the performances were just the song of the year. Yeah so it's just weird when it's not on. Yeah also known as El Wigger won best actress. Yes she a very boring speech but she looked snatch that one armed dresses was everything at her and Bradley Kuper used to date she like by. She went through like a weird period in her life. which like married Kenny? Chesney on the beach for five minutes and I'll never forget those pictures. They were actually so cute like you thought they would have lasted a lifetime time but they were married for like two weeks so no that doesn't surprise me and they reunite by united. They saw each other show at a at a work that I don't think that it was like the greatest. I don't think it was the green and we've been waiting for no but I like her happy me too. I didn't see Judy But now and I think Judy I saw the beginning of Judy. Kazakh was watching it and I just kept coming back DOC was watching. I kept coming in and distracting killing. took him that's so funny. took him five hours. I don't even know if you finish finish the movie. Oh my God I would not stop his goal hysteria. Come and be like. Oh what because I wasn't watching and I would be like what's this about. She died. She didn't die out on it but then she eventually everyone just looked so fantastic. And it really made me realize I realized that I'm Super Far from the Oscars. I don't think I'll ever actually be invited. But if by and just like I gotTa get my outfit ready to head over to the real real and get my Oscar stress ready. I think you need like a couture gowns from the real real. Do you think I need which of course I you can. Own Iconic luxury items at an unreal value with the real real. The leading reseller of authenticated luxury consignment from top designers lieutant Gucci Rolex Cartier and hundreds more at up to ninety percent off retail shopping. The women's and men's fashion and street wear as well as fine jewelry. Watches art and home. 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Would agree everything of the sort. Okay next up. Kylie Jenner Khloe Kardashian celebrate pregnant Melita Hawk at beauty shop baby shower. which was the most youthful baby shower? I've ever seen stunning. Everyone had to wear a shade of cream or grey which is a very specific borderline annoying dress code but but it looked amazing. Those you know I was gonNA say pimples. But they're balloons but it looks like pebbles. All those balloons it was star studded the Kardashians were there. The bearman were were they are Dorothy. Wang was there like look which it was berry. Bear themed Oak. You loved the bears. Yeah I wonder who paid for that. I think Khloe including in combination with sponsorships from like Mindy Weiss in and Jeff Letham because like she tagged them all and the Beverly Hills Hotel her instagram. But I think at this point like these parties paper themselves because the velvet so much press. Yeah so I don't think Mindy Weiss is out here planning parties for free not for for free but like I think. The business that she gets from being kardashian interview pays for itself. When we're having argument over the candy line kids seemed holiday? Party was in many ways. He's the reason someone else Sharon maybe for their cause. Sharon's like their friends with Chris. Got It. They have a lot of different players that they because they have a lot of different parties. They do also We totally forgot to mention today's it. Such an exciting day because we have some merged shopping today some hot and toasty Merck. Shum the booty. It's toasty on the booty this is. This is medium It's hard to see bundle so you got a pair of underwear. Three toasty condom. Yes that's right. We made custom condoms so These live at noon today. So if you want the Andes or the condoms sold together three condoms. The undies so cute. They're black they're stretchy a nice soft elastic waistband. 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You know like if my theme is incumbent upon people like wearing costumes and the person doesn't show up in costume. It's so frustrating. Yeah maybe you have like a couple of dresses in the back where someone could change into or you kick them to the curb because it's so disrespectful all right so two years ago I had a country Western themed party in for the most part people showed up like a couple of Ben's Princeton and it was so annoying and rude but I had the cowboy hats and like Little Bandanas everywhere that like people get through. But it's just honestly it's like if you're not going to come to a party and participated. Please don't come. Well if you like with the costumes different. 'cause everyone could just like pretend that there's something but when you've strict color Palette and someone says comes wearing red when it's a control then you have to go home. I'm sorry agreed. This is my party. Get fuck out. You're ruining the photos. Okay next really weird. This new Bachelor Commercial Air during the Oscars the bachelor channels ghost get it behind scenes. Look at Peter Website's celebrities sexy Oscars Promo okay. This was the commercial that nobody asked for yet. Everyone had to endure where Peter Weber is surrounded by a bunch of different ladies hands hands while recreating a scene from ghost. I didn't even realize it was a KNOB. To- you know Famous seamer no women are doing ceramics. No I didn't realize it was like a movie thing. I just felt like weird and uncomfortable the whole time. Yeah it was a movie thing but then they made it into like Polygamy sort of thing right and and it was just I feel like they're really overcompensating. I don't remember any other bachelor. Bachelorette who got like a commercial during the Oscars. I think people are really turning on Peter. Yeah and this is like an attempt to either make it worse or make it better but it definitely made it worse. But Whoopi Goldberg made it better. We'll be. He was in the commercial. She was yes she comes off at the she comes in at the end. She said Peter you endanger boy. Oh I actually love Whoopi Goldberg. She actually can salvage pretty much anything. But I do think that this was beyond salvation ACT But I do. I am really confused too. What's going to happen this season because it's not going to be what we're used to? I know that just because I can't see it and it hasn't been spoiled yet which the ending is different. It's not a traditional ending. I don't think a girl wins. He doesn't pick anyone. There's a theory that it's his producer but the evidence. I was so thin that I think literally. ABC put that out for us to make us think that. But I'm not that No the evidence. There is no evidence that someone was like. Oh Hey let's start a theory that Peter's in love with his producer and then they went and found like comments that like to shoehorned into the theory and that's just not how the work and it's just not even close to being true. No I mean I like watch how it is true. But something's things weird with the end of the season. Something happens between or could be Hanna. Yeah the fact that reality. TV hasn't figured out. Who won means that something is happening sitting right yeah? I don't know I'm just going to try to enjoy it. You know it's on tonight like Oh my God. It's just literally because it was on twice last week I feel who watched it yesterday. I'm just not ready now but it's always better when there's less people six girls now it's like an attainable number. I hate feeling overwhelmed by people whose names I don't remember. They're all name Tanah like I find it. I do find certain certain parts of the bachelor in the beginning of the season to be very overwhelming. And it makes it unenjoyable so now it's six girls. I know all their names. I know where they're from their deal. I feel like I'm more equipped to get to get started. Here's an interesting theory. Someone said that goes to the movie that it's referencing is meaning someone from his past is coming Aka. Hannah Oh oh you lose boom vinyl story a little travel news which which I just found interesting and also there wasn't much else that happened this week another Oscars and the fact that like I'm a part of the squad. Oh I share in the fact that their heads book club first episode came out. Everyone's just thoroughly enjoying hanging. Everyone's talking about how reading just getting back into eating has just been so beneficial for them. And the fact that our merch launches today shot morning chose Dot com twelve. PM Eastern time and the fact that we have some flasks up on taper you shop Morning Post Dot Com. It's just very exciting and other items like the dirty jeans skirt. 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Yeah you know what you should do. You should just rapid under your armpit a few times like for for sure but that every time you lift your arms like your tits would go up. Ud's pain it was interesting. I'm going to try it again but I don't think that it's the product for me. A British Airways has set a record crossing the Atlantic in under five hours in strong winds. This really really amazing. Where was it like going going to It went from New York City to London. It's supposed to be more than six hours. But it was under five which just feels like an exciting development. I have a theory that the government is like stopping us from getting places like. I do think that it shouldn't take six hours to get from New York to La like we're in the same fucking country. It makes no goddamn sense and I just have a feeling that like the government trying to stop us from getting where we need to go so the fact that this plane got to across the pond in under five hours is just this reinforcing that theory. Yeah it was just it was propelled by strong winds and it wasn't like they were trying to break any records or anything but they broke the they broke the record. It's weird wind. It can also impact your flight time like it can make it longer shorter yet like when you fly back from L. A.. It's an hour shorter because the wind. It's crazy so strange. It's so strange. Remember the Concord Concord. I don't I wasn't on that used to be a thing. Yeah like the parent trap. They get there. I like the code right. And it's like where's the Concord Concord. Yeah please someone help so anybody enemies. This was interesting. It took hours in fifty six minutes. Short see you can get to London and four hours fifty six minutes but still takes you six our Schizo fucking La from New York even though in the same fucking country. Yeah there's something. They're not telling US something they're telling us. Okay well we have a very exciting guest madeline. Arthur who who placed Chris onto otherwise. I love before is joining US momentarily. I'm very excited. A lot of questions for the drops this week which happens to vast all the pictures from the premier coming out in there so bovine cute like everyone's looking so snacks such an exciting time for this dropping. I Know Young Hollywood. Yes that's one of the fabulous looks. Red Carpet was like premium. Looks like a wedding with flowers hours everywhere I love. I love Netflix. Budget me too. So we're going to bring her out if you have any questions for her. Drop it in the Youtube Stream. 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Use the offer code toast when you're ready to launch a website and you'll save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain. Thank you squarespace for sponsoring the segment. We are going to take a quick break and bring out our. I guess we are so excited again. If you have a question for her drop it in the Youtube Stream we love you will see in a minute. CNN minute make sure to check out the redheads club. Leave us a review five stars please Ma we are back with our guest Madeline Arthur from to all the boys. I've loved before do very excited to have you here because what we recapped that movie on this show are we both were like Bam. We Love Chris ever needs. If I'd like to thank you for being here in timing me doing press. I'm sure you're very busy. This is a big sequel it is. It's so exciting. I can't believe that we're already here. During the sequel we wrapped the third movie back at the beginning of September to have the second one coming out already any. It's just amazing turnaround so fast for the fans. This is everything totally. I mean having shot the first movie a couple years ago now and then we got to step back into those characters and the whole cast again and we really became like a family over the course of filming three. It was kind of like filming a season of a TV series right. Yeah so much fun. It's also really crazy. How that movie changed? Everyone's lives. It was just supposed to be like a cute little movie and it was everything we loved it. I think people really connected with it. And now it's like large gene and Peter Kaminsky like they're all perfect and then like John Ambrose comes to ruin it and your large. You're such a good friend to large in you know and I really feel like everyone. Everyone needs in their life. And so can you talk to me about your audition process. Did you know the books before. Did you read them. I was aware of the books. And then as soon is I got further into the audition process and landed the role. I read all of them and loved all of them and it was pretty standard auditioning process a win for Chris in and then all of a sudden I had the good fortune to do the first movie and as you said like we had no idea. We could've imagined that right. Have this huge impact impact so to have gotten to track her journey over so many movies and see her enlarging friendship. Evolve was was such a dream when you were filming. What did you guys like? No that you had something special or did you just feel like a regular project. Well I knew had something special in the sense that there were really good people involved and and we were led by beautiful. Lana playing Laura Jean but with anything you kind of you put it all you do your best work and you just hope that the project finds an Audience Hansen people do appreciate it and enjoy it and so you can never. I think if you go and expecting that you can often be very disappointed when it doesn't really sore like to all the boys did. So yeah yeah and it was also the like the first in a string of movies. That came out on Netflix. That just be like we're served to these really big audiences results yet. Yeah you guys like set the precedent for this is the new twilight. You know but it but it's not being put out in theaters the way it used to be. But this is the new way of watching your favorite movies B.'s exactly I mean not flex gave Rom coms kind of helped with the resurgence of that hole and he missed them so much. I love wrong. Tom Com's so to have them help. Bring back this jar and to be a part of that and now we see the made Tall girl and all all sorts of other Romantic comedy yeah. It's really cute. I'm we're taking questions from instagram. That we got a lot of questions. People are really excited about this. This is from K. K. J. BB. Have you seen your co star Jordan Jordan. Fisher who's playing John Ambrose. Who Have you seen him? Indira enhancing yet. I'm seeing him tomorrow night and I'm so excited for he's great I am. I have no doubt that he is extraordinary right. He's a triple threat. That's going to be amazing. That show is so low. You're gonNA cry Really Ready. I mean I am because I've been waiting but at the same time in my emotionally prepared. I have no idea she'd have little question which is how was he a having him as an addition to the cast. Oh he brought such terrific energy to the set. He's such a gentleman and he's very fun loving and I wish we had more scenes together. Good we'll so for those who don't know He. He plays China Ambrose who was one of the recipients of the first five letters but he wasn't in the movie because he move or something whatever he just did he get at the end of the last movie the credits which turn off the credits. which most people do? You didn't see that John. Ambrose Scott the letter so left like a little bit of a cliff. Hanger didn't realize that that's who this cat was is so he gets a letter and you pay just play like a super supportive and you're there for large. Who Do you ship large with in real life and as your character repeater or Jordan Fisher John Harris. Oh Chris ships large in with whoever large gene is most happy with and supported by and allows allows her to be her most authentic self with myself kind of the same thing. Yeah I think they both have such positive attributes. I personally cannot cannot choose. That's why I feel like this movie is going to be confusing for me because I was watching the trailer and being like no one can break up large. Peter George Fishers cute. He's not like a villain he's just a nice after you do like both of them. Edward Jacob Jacob was problematic Bill and I know you're right like I could see someone can team Edward or Jacob. It's that's crazy to hear these comparisons to like twilight thing that because that was such a movie I absolutely did Jacob. I you know I was again split. I did love team Jacob. But Man Robert Pattinson Ning. He started handsome man in the world. According reliance starting to Science Magin being him acting in a movie based on a book like having read the books make it easier for you to understand like the world of the character and like their innermost thoughts like. Does it help guide how you'RE GONNA show the character on screen absolutely and thanks to Jan for creating these this dynamic group of characters and whenever you have source material to go back to and and help influence your decisions and see where they're coming from because movies are a different medium than books. You can't get everything that's on the page into the movie so to just have that that help with with your back story. Of course is is so lovely. Do you originally auditioned for the role of Chris or do you any of the other parts in the movie. I actually I for for two rolls when I first went in Because they they gave me the option to audition For for two roles I always think to why didn't why says transition for both I think for both Chris Engine. So yes jen is jen in the sequel she has and she. It has some really lovely scenes. Amelia brand says she's she was coming nicer but she's pretty great I I I love her at Chris and Kristen. Jen still have a little animosity between I love her personally. We're really good friends. Yeah it's like where do you gonNA shoot the movies so the second one when we shot in Vancouver the first and second hoover and then the third one we actually we shot here in New York for a little win and then make hoover and then they shot in Seoul a little bit. Wow Oh did you like shooting in Vancouver people love it. I heard it's like so cool and trendy. Yes it's a it's a good city. There's a lot of good food. There's a beautiful landscape scenery the mountain. Yeah yeah and the ocean and filming here in New York was some amazing English. It's hectic but I feel like I arrive in chaos chaos. I loved it. We were in so many iconic locations. Because I can't wait I hate to jump ahead like when is the third one gonNA come now. I have no idea. I'm equally as excited premise of the third wall. The books with the second one and I don't WanNa spoil anything about the third But it's I I'm kind of biased but I'm very excited about some good. There's some good There's some good seems like a good clean fun hobby movie like no one can't like it. You know. Yeah uplifting saying you. When does it become comes up this week right it does it comes out the twelve th so at the night? That's so exciting. Well thank you so much for being here thank you. Let's say you to Awesomeness TV for making these incredible movies. We have just come. 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2020 Oscars Recap, Good Boy, Queen & Slim, Manohla Dargis, Best Heist Movies

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2020 Oscars Recap, Good Boy, Queen & Slim, Manohla Dargis, Best Heist Movies

"Whether or not that demographic should be allowed anywhere nearly film. It's a heartening. Vote of confidence as kids despite the onslaught of already life material material are all right. That's from Sarah Student. Here post reviewing good boys one of four films reviewing this week including Queen and Slim Gloria bell and also making waves terrific documentary. Tell you all about which is about sound in Hollywood. Speaking Hollywood though it's all about the Oscars baby that's right you're full Oscars recap right now here on set in a file also Manohla Dargis that great film crew from the New York Times. Join me job. Her reaction to parasite winning best picture. The Oscars Sundance life of a film critic. Eric all that more is coming up. She's a really great gas plus in honor of the Queen and slim which is like a Bonnie and Clyde film. Do the Mount Rushmore of heist movies. So that is coming later on. But honestly you've done the right thing here checking out center fouls always appreciate all view subscribing rating and review. Now that I've shown that there's no hard feelings you can always go home again. I'm back in the lebatardshow on. ESPN ESPN airwaves. Lebatardshow fans please look it up. Can you subscribe to Sinophile on Apple. PODCAST rate and review trust me. I was surprised as anybody who was back on the show. If Bob they can go home maybe I can be back on. ESPN airwaves again. So once again please do support the podcast rate and review as far as the Oscars themselves away. We go Joe. I'm I'm going to be honest with you out of the gate. Brutal McGuire. Chanel may singing. I don't care I missed the Billy Crystal montages okay. How much do you have to give Ricky Jay base to host this thing? We'll give them everything we have to let them go up there and just completely destroy all of Hollywood. He'll be hysterically funny. And it'll be awesome and then I got I got eminem for some inexplicable reason. You do to a montage of the best songs in movies. And he's the emblem. He is the representative all the great songs and movies. He's innocent loose yourself but poor man Marty's fallen asleep and what happened the great. It fell montages of my youth. That's why fell in love with movies. You'd watch the Oscars and they do a montage about great editing and moves you to go all wow he. That looks really interesting. I'd like to watch. It's rear window. I like the way that pan is. That's interesting oh they do something about foreign films. You'd see something about cleaning up. All the Strada is interesting. And that's we watched there was no no nods whatsoever towards film. Love Film Montage Film Greats the past none of that stuff now with my guy mad dog Russo. They'll be networking. I'm raving about parasite and of course I was thrilled one and he joked and said yeah but it's from here to eternity. Which of course I think of Burt Lancaster and Deborah Arriving together on the beach and I said well yes. An actor won best supporting actor. All that stuff comes down to what watching the Oscars because everybody always sees that scene from here eternity and then you can reference it. This year's Oscars had none of that. So that was my first major issue. I'm trying watch Oscars and it's not watching the grammys song. After song and by the way the nominees for best reason song you were brutal to I mean it was parked under. Put my kids to bed. I'm like all right. Eight thirty one neural the bags. I don't even watch Adina Menzel the next reports but the other guys to bet on this is perfect. This is this is the moment. Where if you don't have to go in the bathroom where you've ever smoke it and something because as a show listen first of all you need a host could get a host here people the hose keep everything together the connective tissue? Whether it's ricky surveys. Why would love our Jimmy? Kimmel was sensational. ASIONAL called Behrman. There's lots of guys out. There will be really really funny and smart and educated and instead no host on a move quicker. But that's a and a half hours so it's still going to be long started earlier. They started at seven thirty. I mean this goes back to my central point to. Why are we so obsessed with the patient getting it done? It's once a year if it's six hours who cares. It's once a year anyways as you can get a huge audience of people like me. People like view booby lovers. It's the people complaining about postseason baseball being too long. But let me listen. If I love playoff baseball I don't give a damn it's five hours. It's riveting riveting to me so I don't care if the game ends at one am I'm going to be a new thing I mean. I don't understand this process of make it quicker shorter tighter but no I haven't seen the ratings yet but it makes no sense those. Those were my biggest areas of annoyance. But as far as what everybody cares about which is gambling. I did not enter any Oscar pools. Ah for those who are wondering Adam. Amine Dan standing. What happened to Gold Derby? I tried to get back on goal Derby I was previously. One of the experts. Picks their Three years ago I one of all the experts twenty-four experts. I believe I corrected right number of awards which is twenty one of twenty four. We had Krispy Kreme on here a few months ago from gold. Derby my buddy. He tried to get me back on but Tom O'Neil. The boss said listening to be honest with you. We have to the experts picks right now and to from smaller places so for people who were tweeting me wondering say. Hey where are your Oscar picks. I didn't have have a place to put them. Except of course on twitter where you can follow me. Adnan virk so before every category and I'm sitting next to my man whose name object now I'm tweeting Pixel Best Live action sure tweeting and immediately and then I'm getting it right. Just for the Humble Brag here modesty humility and so listen my apologies to those who did not have my picks those who were smart like my Eddie Perez. It's who should be the manager of the mets. He texts me. Listen my wife's in a pool mccollum happy picks boom Murga Peres crushing. It as he's text me with a bunch of Spanish women right now. My Eleven for Eleven Mike. Great have had it. I'll give out my picture. I don't care I'm glad you reap the rewards so we were doing really good until Joan are going to talk with this sound mixing soon editing. I went for the double double of nineteen seventeen instead. Joe You and I both got tripped up. Because four versus Ferrari one of those categories right. Yeah and typically maybe. I'm wrong but it seems like when one movie when sound mixing the typically when editing too so that was kind of a curve ball so that was annoying. That was the only miss I'd had and now the awards getting very predictable. Everybody knows all the acting award winners. We're going to happen. What came Phoenix is odd something whatever drugs he's on I'll take some of those? He's crazy talk mccafe's offs milk. It makes no sense. I mean joker. He's the least deserving of five nominees and he wins best actor but listen he was great in the master tremendous and walk. The line congrats to walking Phoenix. Nice Little Nod River Phoenix Renee Zellweger. Who speeches have been pretty good leading up to this? Because she's been a soon nami winning everything. Her speech is brutal way too long boring and interesting so you win an award or from we which everybody agrees his average to below average. You already have one Oscar. Like why couldn't Scarlett Johansson at one for marriage story but I don't know we'll figure that out of the day and then we get to the Mona best director. And of course I want Scorsese to win of course it depresses me. That of the nine nominees for best picture only one film went home empty-handed. That's the Irishman. Overton I mean just brutal ooh to sift through that thing poor Mardi fall asleep during 'em what a great reaction shop perfect me in right away. I'm closing his eyes. But when Bong Jun Ho won best director that's why we love the Oscars. That's that's one of those great. Where were you moments? I was like. Oh my God. Like shocking like Mendez in one everything the DJ the back to the Golden Globe. It's in the bag. And when Bongino and best director after I mean that was an exhilarating moment and of course his speech was fantastic. He's been so endearing at all these festivals and award because he's self deprecating these naturally funny and charming charming but I thought the international feature films features. Okay wasn't great by Bonding Ho Standards But directory was tremendous goes clearly flummoxed and right away praises Marty. It gives a quote and quote smoker. Says you know we'd revered you in film classes and South Korea couldn't imagine ever get nominated next to you and he credits. It's ripely Quentin Tarantino. Who's always been real supportive? Asian cinema so that was a nice moment and he throws in. Okay yeah thanks to Salmon Todd as well. By the way you're GonNa Watch Mendez reaction. He gives almost from off the raises. The eyebrows pissed like I was not expecting to lose to the South Korean guy. Like are you kidding me so that was a great moment and then you get the best picture and as my friend. Alpha's message and like dude. I'm going to come on you as a sports fan. No momentum you know this happens also like no not nineteen seventeen and sure enough. Jane Fonda gives a delicious pause and wins Best Picture. An incredible moment as you all know now it is the first film ever not an English to win. Best Picture and everybody who has seen the film knows use how brilliant it was. It was the word of mouth of twenty nine thousand nine hundred one the palm door and a and a never slowed down as far as box odds as may thirty one million dollars for reform film. That's tremendous domestic. It's made one hundred and fifty million worldwide. So thanks to my man mad dog Russo for having me on but when he says no one's seen it that's inaccurate people have seen it. I think more Morgan assiette now. Especially that's one best picture and Chris's point to me. He said you know he's this and he's being cynical because listen everybody knows the Oscars of a real problem with a lack of diversity. Of course grow Chris. Rock was hilarious by the way Steve Martin hosted the whole thing. They were hysterical in the opening and rock pointed out the lack of diversity always in theory being nominated for Harriet so mad dogs making the point to me. Okay well they just give parasol because the fact they should I e but anybody who's actually seen all the contenders knows how great parasite is I mean the most lukewarm reaction of parasites guy. Scott were asking you a ten. That's the worst I've heard and most people I know said to me. Oh my God. That's a breathtaking film. It's so audacious. It's unforgettable I couldn't even know how to describe it to people I mean it's it's it's remarkable and so oftentimes get conditioned to the safer choice and I love ninety seven longtime listener sinophile loyal listeners know recite with me or my the top five films of the year. I had the Irishman at one eyed two eyed nineteen seventeen to three. I'd last black men in San Francisco at four amid so marred. Five marriage story at six blinded by the light seven to eight. So I think the academy did a good job of recognizing what were the actual best pictures of the year and if it wasn't going to be the Irishman that was real that it was parasites because that was as I said on unforgettable movie experience so you talk about not only the film that I feel was rightfully rewarded but incredible moments. It was Joe. Would parasite went best director and Best Picture. I mean that was where were you moment right one hundred percent so so happy to create in history and I agree with you. uh-huh anyone who's seen the movie knows why one it wasn't just because of the diversity issues because the film doesn't fit into your typical categories and it's really really really good so I'm very happy for I mean it was like I said Bongino himself was surprised by the fact that went director picture other surprises of the night toy story four winning best animated film. This was a weird one. Missing Link won the Golden Globe Klaus took the Anti. I thought toy story four would still win but I think for some as a bit of a surprise I does we just just as toy story. Three did back in twenty eleven as I said disappointment here for the Irishman and I don't know is this on that flex maybe there's backlash against networks or some of that listen in Steven Spielberg's processes good friend and said listen. Networks should not be nominated for Oscars. It's not fair our movies in theaters for three months. And they put on you you know home. DVD or on-demand whatever. He shouldn't be able to put a film in in a few theaters Nelson per annapolis within a month. So I think as some net backlash yeah and has Minoa Darcus will tell Alice. There's some backlash against the movie itself. People thought it was too long or too slow or too boring. All criticisms I disagree with but ultimately Irishman goes some empty-handed which is a shame just like gaze of of New York another Scorsese film which was viewed as a front runner. At one time over ten when it comes to the Oscars as I mentioned m listen another obviously great great artist and lose yourselves a great song. But I just I thought it'd be said why the hell it was there at the Oscars but maybe that's just me. It'd be nice sound like ninety years old now I was all about Randy Newman. A Randy Newman performing a month. Let's go. That was a great moment and Elton. John Congrats to him. As I've said before on the PODCAST I did not expect rocket man and I thought it was fantastic. I think that songs ex- pretty good too and I thought his speech was very nice as well. So congrats once again to Elton John. Other moments of the night. Listen as far as the awards if you can do well with the shorts. That's where you're really doing good good and once I've knocking those out you know hair love for animated Short Matthew Cherry from NFL player. I believe costume design a little women. Production Design once upon the time in Hollywood adapted screenplay. I wasn't sure but I went with Taika over Greta. GERWIG and indeed Taika Waititi wins which is hysterical because he took shots at Todd Phillips and Typos was complaining about making comedies today and sound like just another frustrated angry white male. Who's like Oh yeah woke woke audiences? Now you can't make comedies tycoon. made a joke about that on twitter and takeaway to win an Oscar in the category against Todd. Phillips Joker I thought was poetic justice so that was something I particularly enjoyed. Joker did win two Academy Awards awards. Which means I'M GONNA have to face life this way? What Kim Phoenix Wins for best actor? I mentioned the bizarre speech calves milk and also one for score as expected. Helder coming through. Although I was sad I wanted Thomas do and win for nineteen seventeen but they did do a good job of course is spread. The wealth around marriage story lone victory tough night for Netflix. Lone victory from industry goes to Laura Dern for best supporting actress who would want everything coming in and after that I mean like I said it was it was fairly fete accompli. As far as what was going to happen. You knew Elton enjoyed going to win. Best original song. You Deacons was GONNA win. I mean God. They should just rename best mcfee. Roger Deacons performance because fifteen nominations. He'd gone over thirteen and now he's a two. Now my guys on a hot streak. He wins for blade runner. Twenty forty nine and nine wins for nine hundred seventeen. That's something nice to see. oftentimes you think about editing lining up with picture did not happen this year you're although Perez was known for fomenting Ford Versus Ferrari wins for best editing but of course was had no chance of winning best pitcher although dig a nomination so that's the way things went down visual effects. I thought the Irishman Mike PLA Upset. I mean on my scorecard I had over ten and I went over to and I thought visual effects it might win but it was one thousand nine hundred seventeen makeup and hairstyling pretty easily bombshell comes through their congrats to Michael Boo Buick who actually had predicted former guests and a foul. He was messaging me on right. Alan parasites going to win so unforgettable night surly for the ostrich Joe your thoughts in the ceremony itself lack of a host a lot of music. What stood out to you? I'm glad you said it. I mean you're right. Steve Martin Chris Rock should just hosted it the whole time. I'm watching the awards. I'm thinking why don't why don't they just bring back a host. Because I want the monologue I want the transitions. I want the jokes on all of that. And what you said a coming out. I Love Journal Monet but I also just that as the opening number number EMINEM was really confusing all of it again. Joaquin Phoenix's speech in the calves milk. What you just like all that just struck a little off to me? You know what I mean so my big takeaway is bring back the host this award ceremony twenty three point six million people watched it this year down from twenty six point five million from last year Adnan. Wow so three million hit. That's significant man. Yeah twenty percent drop in total viewers thirty eighty one percent drop in the demo. Because I know there was a slight bump a year ago with no host. And we'll do it again but that that may cause rethink things that certainly precipitous tipplers. Drop all right. So that's the story when it comes to the Academy Awards once again. Thank you for supporting us all year. Long here and Sinophile and in the weeks to come. I'm going to turn our attention below more away from movies now because we all know most movies in the sphere in every good so we talking more. TV shows as a matter of fact next week in file I'll talk about the miniseries the outsider currently on Hbo starring Ben Mendelsohn and from the great writer. Richard Price also talk with Kirby enthusiasm by next week it'll be halfway through this tenth season and also utopia pitfalls coming out soon on Hulu. A man Randall. Thorne all over that. So we'll talk about utopia falls as well and Al Pacino is going to show coming up on hunter called hunters. I don't Amazon Friday February I look forward to but once again that was Oscar coverage we come back. We'll talk with some movies. Let me clean up twenty nine hundred a few movies. I haven't seen I want to get to including good boys. That's on the way in all over two hundred. Eighteen billion dollars of food goes is to waste in this country every year including twenty billion pounds of produce. That's what imperfect food is here to change in. Prep is the only food delivery service. That buys a perfectly nutritious. 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Old Max I Jacob Tremblay who you remember from room. Panicking is not a kiss eager for some pointers. Max's best friends four and Lucas Lucas team. Right now Keith Al Williams. This kids are seen steelers steelers. So funny they decide to use Max's dadge drone which Max is forbidden to touch to spy. They think on a teenage couple making out next door when things go ridiculously wrong the drone one is destroyed. Just desperate to replace it for Max's Dad play but will forte gets on the boy skip school set off on an Odyssey of ethically bad decisions involving some academically. Excuse me and always some accidentally stolen drugs frat house paint ball and running from both cops in terrifying teenage girls. Listen it's really funny. Okay if it's world of super bad and you know. Obviously I wasn't surprised when I saw seth Rogan co-produced it. I don't know what his involvement was assigned to check with his name on it. Whatever but if you like super super bad if you liked you know this is the end? The raunchy comedies. And you're gonNA like good boys. I'm giving it three Maple leafs. It's a little jolting jarring to see kids. Aides were twelve years old and sixth grade and dropping bombs and using sexual jokes and porn. And I mean God forbid any of my boys are doing this When they get to these ages but but honestly it's really funny and like I say Keith Williams in particular he's got a handful of moments? I watched it on a plane when it was going to the Super Bowl in Miami and I mean I don't WanNa laugh about law too much. I laughed at three separate times particularly from his line deliveries. I mean this one on teenage girls is asking what he's into and he says ascension anti-drug commercials and grilled cheese. That's his idea of a good time. He's so good Tuesday his character but all those characters really well done an RC. Like I said Raunchy comedy. I really enjoyed it. Also Michael O'Sullivan session Washington Post Central Struggle of good boys and yes. There is one is between the popular crowd and the so-called Epitomized by thor. Who loves musical theater? Good boys is one of those movies job time right now. It's also short eighty five minutes. I liked the soundtrack a lot. As well. You know see comedy good soundtrack. Thick office spaces soundtrack for entertaining. Good boys giving it three beliefs. Have you seen it. Do you have any interest in seeing. I have a ton of interest and CNN. And I that's music music to my ears. I love a short movie. Eighty five minutes I can. I can do that easily. my question to you is haven't seen book smart and good boys which twenty you like better which one has a funnier tone about it or they both kind of Raunchy. How would you compare the two? Both deathly have raunch as part of their DNA. Good good boy certainly. I think it was a little more Raunchy. I like book smart more. If you said to me you know what was the funniest movie at Twenty Nine Thousand Nine Woodson mark so that. It was a great dark comedy but I I would say And I would say book smart was probably the funniest because I just think it's at a different level in terms of just smarts and it's kind of it's operated different levels almost it's like a commentary high school commies very good. Boys is up there. I'm glad I saw it now because if somebody said to me what was the best comedy between nineteen good boys would definitely be in the conversation. Okay Okay Great. I'm definitely going to check it out then. I next up as Queen and slim a Bonnie and Clyde the new generation while nate forgettable first together in Ohio block man Daniel Kaluga and a black woman woman jody Turner Smith pulled over for minor traffic infraction. The situation escalates sudden and tragic results. When the man kills a police officer and self-defense terrified and in fear for their our lives the man or retail employee and the woman? A criminal defense lawyer are forced to go on the run but the incident captured on video goes viral and the couple unwittingly become a symbol of trauma terror. A grief and pain for people across the country. This is from Molina Matsouka. So I think is a real find here you know she's meaner named before with video. She did beyonce's formation and I believe some other videos of note. The Writers Lean Away and James Fried the story and I thought it was a really impactful movie like I said Bonnie and Clyde for new generation this is not the first mood to show how people of color interact with the police weather scare the police. Police violence brutality etc.. But he doesn't dwell on that. I mean they certainly make their point with that within. The story is about this journey that they go on together. I thought it was romantic and at times. Very funny and blissful and I I love the presence of became would by playing uncle earl. He was really good. Fargo's one of those actors just like I said his presence you've got flea showing up actually peppers khloe seventy kind of a random supporting cast. But it's really held together by those two performances. You know how good clue years because you've seen get out but I thought Jodi Tur- Smith is a real revelation playing queen. On the fact I time she's very fractious and frustrated and argumentative and at times very soulful and romantic and both these guys realize the walls are closing in man the AP's he's out the cops. No there's a cop killer out there on the run. How much time do they have? What are they gonNA do try to race? The city find a plane go to Cuba. Never looked back. It's incredible incredible because I kept thinking about maybe Richard Jewel in the fact that literally one moment your entire life is irrevocably changed and same thing era queen and slim this copies just over zealous and and you know obviously just looking for to punish these people unfairly they react as they do in the moment which I think is understandable and all of a sudden your life has never gonna be the same again you could be imprisoned isn't for life or it could be dead and this is what you're dealing with so fugitives on the run and I like the social commentaries while because they're being supported by some of the black communities in am once they get recognized is why people here and they're like hey. I know you guys are keep doing. You're doing fight the power like no. This isn't what we're doing. We're not sure. Make statement here. We're just trying to be alive and live our lives so queen and Slim I thought particularly for its visual style from Molina Masukus an excellent performances from Kaliyan especially Joe Turner Smith. I'm recommending it. Hi I'm giving it three and a half maple leaves quiz movies Joe. It's so hard because there's so many movies that come out late in the year released. A member twenty-seventh the crack. The audience actually did good funds. They believe it with a budget was between fifteen and twenty million and the total box office. Gross Domestic was forty five. Millions of you can double your budget. That's a hit. So that's good news from Lena Mitsuko since it only for the company that produced it but it we see a film like this rewarded Johny Alexa. Excuse me at the New York Post said when you like characters this much hope everything will turn up for the best right till the very end. He's right these are characters that are very winning and very likeable and holiday Washington Post the myriad impulses course to the film come together in a gorgeous scene it which Louis and Turner Smith going. What turns out to be their second date at a warmly enveloping juke join? I'm glad you mentioned that scene because that is really you know in the midst of this crisis. Imagine your life is over. They actually a little bit of time to reflect and dance. It's a really sweet wonderful seem. I'm Peter Travers. Also Rolling Stones Eighth Zukas create a new form of protest art. There are film. Isn't meant to lionize. These two everyday people turn folk heroes but to celebrate author strengthen pride Johm highly recommend Queen Slim. Love it I've heard about the performances and how good they are also just point out. Surgical Simpson country recording lean. Artists plays a police officer. Read in it. But my question is how it's flea does. He actually have acting chops to kidney stone. He's not bad he's he's one of the care to destroy aid and abet them and so he has Maybe ten fifteen minutes of the movie. But I thought he was good. I mean I. WHOA that's flee but it wasn't like it was it wasn't a standout performance but I don't think he detract the story either? I think he was finding a small. That seems like a win right there for him. Then yeah exactly that trying to do too much the next time I wish I can rave about because it's got a couple of actors I love but it was a huge disappointment. It's called Gloria Bell starring Julianne Moore and Gianturco Onto Touro glories of free-spirited. Deeper say who spends her days straight laced office job or nights and the dance floor joyfully. Let loose clubs around Los Angeles after meeting Arnold on a night. Doubt she finds herself thrust into an unexpected new romance filled with both joys of budding love and the complications of dating identity and family. I love Jillian more. They do on the best actresses this is alive. They can do anything I mean you know her work with. PTA Anderson alone won an Oscar for still alice. I mean honestly she's beyond reproach but this is a film were just not nearly enough plot. It's an actress in her fifties as relationship with her kids on. She just like an destroy said she goes out. Dancing is a good time. And that's it I bet she she meets Arnold Terrell condense. It's a little bit. They get to know a little bit. They go out to Her Kids Party where she meets rex. Husband played by Brad Garrett at a no everybody loves Raymond He's Fine Jeanne tripplehorn from in basic instinct. She's playing Brad Garrett's new paramour and so they get this scene. There were Jillian more reminiscent pictures that are drunken he. He says all of those picture used to be in love and you see to turn the background leave the Party and so you know where the hell are laughing odyssey. Okay we don't happen and so next eight calls halls and she's not answering his call confronts or would you do like. I invited you to my house. My Kids Party because I thought we had something here. Then you take off. He's always embarrassing. What you did to me your ex husband was talking about being in love? And how could you do. Eventually they make up because he's you know a few simply apologetic. They go to Las Vegas and whether in Vegas as you know he has this relationship where he's just his kids like there's just he's so whipped by them he's got grown daughters but there are calling your attacks always beck and call and Jillian more wintom system like grow the pair like you and you have to have your own life now you can always be there for your kids. You've moved on but sure enough. His ex wife walks through a glass door. Just didn't see it coming. She's got terrible cuts and now she's in the hospital and you have this moment here of his is Arnold GonNa go back there for his family's ex wife and his daughters or is he going to try to experience new life your Gloria Bell and sure enough at Dinner Henry saying that I'm going to stay at the on the state of the excuse me for a moment he gets up any leaves so now she's got a night out in Vegas. I mean I think I think it's Shawn Asks in the movie I. I'm not sure but she makes out with him. She's drunk the craps table her just a caller MOMS to pick her up from Vegas. Go back to la now arnold's calling a bunch stops. Now she unplug the phones. KANAKO speak to this guy like what a gigantic jerk I mean he leaves her in Vegas because his ex wife walked into a door. Okay like whenever deal the man but so now she knows talk to him she then goes and gets paintball gun making the move by the way so much more interesting moves is this. Is that the ninety minute. Mark the movie or nothing much has happened. She then goes and gets a paintball gun because he runs a paintball company and by the way. I'm spoiling them weeks. And giving it one and a half maple leafs. I don't want to waste your time watching it. She then goes and gets a paintball gun that he'd given her goes to his house. Arnold coming out with groceries and start shooting in with the paintball which is Valeria. I mean that's a great seed and her daughters his daughters who. Who are you skinny bitch? What are you tomorrow? She runs away gets in the car drives away in the last scene because of course. I'm waiting for Gloria to play and sure enough. They play Gloria and she's out with her daughter Persona they're dancing and that's the movie k. You don't need to watch it. It's ninety eight minutes. Maybe it's one hundred five minutes of movie that you do not need to say this is one of these characters delays. It just comes across as pretentious and pointless. I Love Julianne Moore. I love janitor capable much much better work Michael Series in the movies. Well he's playing her son. He's got a few scenes. He's much better than Real Wilson shows up. What whoa it's Tom? Hanks's wife in this movie. I'm giving it one and a half. Maple leafs Gloria belly huge disappointment Joe. Yeah I can't really add to that other than it is Sean on Aston and he can't save this movie ad Man. I'm tapping out. I'll watch anything with them. Listen we've all put on weight over the years who criticize but look you look particularly exploded in the movies. I like John asked him. I think he's proud of you. anyways he does get to make our Jillian warranty. She's naked in the movie a few times. If that's recommendation for great those Julia Moore Naked. It again fifty. Plus last movie I recommend or at least talk about. I'm going to recommend this one before we get to Minoa Artists The New York Times and this is purely a film made for Mijo. This is like a love letter to Joe. Few realize it sounds fifty percent of the cinematic experience building on the pioneering site discoveries of iconic filmmakers the documentary features the the first generation of recognize sound designers who designed great moves with sound before frame was shot the film explores the collaborative relationship between sound designers. And the visionary directors they work could by entering their creative realms be interviews and clips from the movies. I mean listen. You're listening to synagogue. Movie Geeks a trust me. You're going to like something like this. This is about US nerdy as it gets making waves. This is fantastic. This makes Ben Burtt hero of the sound engineer. I mean it's tough to describe what we like this because you say what's the appeal of it but I think it's you love movies. You appreciate how they're made and how important sound is and here's all the different elements of sound. There's you know there's a Dr The act. Let's go back and track stuff. There's actual sound recording it there on site there's fully which is my favorite. One fully is unbelievable. They they show the building fully and it's like they have snow shoes and they have snow on the ground there in a warehouse and there's is a microphone like an inch away and they're making the sound because after you know insert the sound of snowshoes. Like the full yards of the full easily coolest one. Then you've got of course assets you get the sound effects of those people are making those are interesting to like a frigging keyboard. Okay let me try to make a mimic cool sounds and then you've got and I wish they'd done this. This is my only criticism. The movie in raging bull famously. You know when `Lamada and sugar ray have that big fight movies using like animal. Sounds like he's got an elephant worrying in the back of it's crazy because it's meant to show Oh llamas disorienting state. I'd like to see the people. Come with those noises but trust me. They use lots of great films. The Godfather remember Michael Corleone finally shoots Solazzo so and mccloskey. You know what's the sound of a subway train and like okay. Why are using a subway train? Well that's Michael's interior state and he's thinking of houses creating train. It's the you you know. The the the the way that guy described it was the neurons or balancing against each other colliding right now. It's a train apocalypse. Now the sound is incredible and pockets. I did like I'm not even exactly twelve different sound people working apocalypse now as I different senators literally doing each. You're just GONNA do war noises. You're you're just in charge of helicopters worrying machine guns okay now. You're getting ambient noise okay. Now you're working on dialogue. Okay now you're getting sound effects of wildlife. I mean in terms of sound apocalypse now is like one of the most incredible he's ever. I'm sure Joe can speak to this as far as well. It's so important as far as directors. You've got George Lucas. Talking about the importance of sound. How Star I listen? How did you come up with Chewbacca? Right how did you come up with that noise. They've got the guy who did the CHEWBACCA noise and how they interpreted the RTD to beeps. How do you come up with that? So you've oh you've got Lucas Coppola Ryan Kugler. Of course a great director Black Panther you got him talk about the importance astound why sound is so important and movie. Even even in film history Kubrick was a guy who very much improved upon. How potent sound was in Spartacus? And how can we get in different noises in different sound help elevate the story. Different tracks honestly. Making waves is a movie for movie lovers. But I'm giving it three and a half maple leaves. It made me realize a lot of these heroes behind the camera. And just how indispensable sound is seriously now what I watch movie. I'm going to be paying more attention to sound and they thankfully show clips where they took all the sound out when it does you know in the past you think of the score and there's been moving by those great documentary called Torture Obedience in a couple of years ago that's fantastic. We're not talking score here. We're not talking about John Williams. We're talking about purely sound. How important sounding a film? How can sound setup suspense? bence everything even if you think about a bucolic film like if you think like little women just the sound of the Brook. The sound of wind wind is really critical. And some these noises. The wind is so import. hockey GONNA wind noise honestly making ways as fabulous. Joe You gotta see this tremendous. I really really really really really need to see this movie. This is right up my alley and you're right. It's so so important and I'm looking right now. Jason Born born ultimatum won three Oscars including mixing and editing. There's a fight sequence in that Adnan. Were it's completely filmed. meet out sound without sound and they throw an every punch windows shatter plane everything in post and it's so important to the film I I the they need to get paid more. There needs to be some sort of advocacy you program for sound engineers. I'm all about this documentary and you're right I mean there's so much the sound that I thought. Oh you get on on site and then you mix as soon as you're getting nothing on site you're right and you're mixing and completely so you're so dependent on getting goods down there and post Marfina. Boston Globe writes the blend of historical overview in film Clicks Tech Info and inside business on offers pretty irresistible. Peter Bradshaw Guardian if he feels like feel good in-house promotional video for Hollywood technicians. Well they've got an awful lot to feel good about and last one of my favorite film critics in America own Gleiberman of variety making waves. It's about the evolution of film technology yet. The key to its appeal is Senate rebels. In the holistic aesthetic side of technology not just buttons and dials Gizmos by technology as an expression of something human and that is well said rather than just being a bunch of nerds or making noises. They're adding a human element to it. And that's the key here. Sound can be part of something that is a very humane main experience even though it's an tactical ends up being something very artistic go check out making waves. It's terrific when we come back. We're going to talk to Manila to Oregon. She's the chief film critic ready for the New York Times matter of fact she's very celebrated career. I mean in the past is for remember. The National Society of Film Critics Foam Chris Association been nominated for a Pulitzer also a few times. I mean she's done atomic rape things going to get her thoughts on the Oscars why she's so happy parasite and good news. 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I know you're under the weather there in Sundance Sundance most corresponding hope. You're at full health. Now I am I am and certainly than the KADEMI awards help boost my health a little bit. I have to say for for change. It was a real boost for all city s and files and anybody who loves World Cinema Asian cinema just great cinema because anybody who saw para seminole. I didn't know one person person who watched them film who didn't love it literally the most scathing review I think I had from a friend of mine who said I thought it was really good. Not as great as other said and the majority of people I know who sought said. That's an incredible film. I hope that wins everything and what was a very predictable night and I would think a very kind of a slog to be honest with that. Didn't realize the Grammy's and all of a sudden took place where eminem showing up in Marty's fallen asleep and I'll we'll talk with the Irishman in a second but when Bong Jun Ho won for best director and went parasite won for best picture. Can you imagine two more exciting moments as film film lovers than both of those. No I mean it really was. I think most of the people I know and I know a lot of critics and we you know everyone and I know really does as well loves parasite but we've gotten used to our favorite movies being shut out and you know some a win for something like moonlight for example a a couple of years ago. That just feels like a complete nominally so I think we were kind of predict to you know there was this kind of sense of resignation. That yes there was a long march tonight. One thousand nine hundred seventeen to cement his movie winning Best Picture and win Bong Jun Ho one for director. That kind of shifted The the evening and it felt like oh I remember I told my husband I said well. At least he won best director of Nineteen. Seventeen going to win so I say fuck thought to Biwott because all they do that sometimes right they'll give you know Spielberg Director Saving Private Ryan. Shakespeare in Love Wins Best Picture. That split them up a little bit and I said Yeah at least they gave him director as you said but nineteen seventy one the PGA won the BAFTA Golden Globe. I mean come on. But how endearing is Bond Juno his speech he literally. You know as well as I do. I mean these people can pretend to be shocked. There was no pretending with this guy was absolutely amazing. He won best director and I thought his speech was so beautiful. The fact he specifically cited aided Scorsese and how he inspired his work in South Korea and then Tarantino who's always been a real supporter of Asian Cinema. What a beautiful speech it really was and you could see even when he when he won best director and he was on stage? I you could tell. He immediately looked at Scorsese. Could see the sight lines and I find that deeply moving he was acknowledging the great debt. Of course say that he owes Scorsese would like so many people. And you know when we talk about international cinema. I think we sometimes kind of only thing of South Korean cinema is this thing but cinema is international and bunk. Jun Ho is influenced by Martin. Scorsese has he has other you know leading world tours. You know people do not. I mean you know. Movie Lovers including movie directors do not have put up some sort of little wall around themselves and say Oh. I'm only going to watch this kind of movie. Hollywood in so what's interesting is that has been developing a pretty with only seven features features a pretty strong following and it was just really great to see that he wasn't just some critical fetish that actually people inside the American Louis. Mainstream really recognizing his talent but he in turn was recognizing scorsese so it was really kind of beautiful. A friend of mine who has not seen the film cast the jaundiced eye. For this reason. He said okay. So the academies at a real problem well documented well-publicized with a lack of diversity yet again going on from Oscarssowhite this. You're only Cynthia Ribas dominated on the acting nominees. So doesn't it look nice now to reward a film the from South Korea for not only best picture and best director and I said okay. That's an interesting thought tab but anybody who has seen parasite knows how great the film is how Genre Bending is how audacious is one thousand nine hundred nineteen to your point would have been a very safe predictable choice. I think is as an acclaimed film and particularly I love Deacon's obviously the fact. He went present Mottaki. I'm overjoyed the fact. He went over thirteen and now he's on a hot streak. He's too too but I'm with you minol anybody who would discredit credits. A parasite is somebody who just doesn't appreciate a film. It is. Yeah I think that's a very Sh- shortsighted Take honestly and you know. I hope that your friend actually watches watches the movie rather than just having opinions on something here. She has not seen yet I think that you know diversity Problem remains yeah. I mean you know the problem in American Movie Industry is a problem of You know not very many opportunities for people who are not white and you know just because a movie from Asia one doesn't mean that Princeton representation and choices for Asian Americans is any different. You know no that is still a huge palm. There's actually really good New York Times Editorial by the critic Walter Child talking about this very issue that I really urge people to look got because this is a movie from South Korea. But that doesn't necessarily translate into greater opportunities for black. Americans Latinos and Asian Americans Americans within them the American entertainment industry. You can follow her on twitter at Manila Emon. Oh L. A. D. R. S. tweets are always very refund. Critics followed David Ehrlich Tiber. You guys are also funny and very sarcastic and you've had some fun at people who have been. I took issue with your criticism in one thousand nine hundred feet or your review of the Sam Mendes film Yeah my favorite was Somebody writing me and telling me that it was written by somebody who had never been to war which I thought was very very strange bar to set for A movie review and I'm like no it was written by a movie critic I don't I can't speak to the veracity of I don't believe Sam Mendes were either But I can certainly speak to the movies quality as you know I. Certainly the cinematography is very very very very fine and deacons understandably one But beyond that. I was completely unimpressed by the movie. REVIEWS TERRIFIC I encourage people to check it out New York Times aside from parasite and we always have rooting interest as you said. We get used to being bummed out and disappointed what were other awards. I mean the rest of them are very predictable. Particularly the acting awards but is there one talk to you that you said okay. I Know Laura dern was going to win but I'm happy she wanted was her another award that you were particularly pleased with I think it mainly the words. The acting awards were very predictable as you said them and they had been called for a long time. I was very happy for Brad Pitt. I've recently written a piece about Brad Pitt. And kind of revisited. His career and I think he's very deserving irving and the kind of thing that he does Kind of difficult to explain because it just seems so natural and seems as if he is somehow playing a version of himself which he mightn't be be doing but I think we often don't think about great stars also being great actors and he is actually a really great actor and so for him to be acknowledged knowledge by his peers is actually very very nice. I Love Laura dern and I would urge people to seek out her work including with David Lynch who really kind of pushed her to new levels of experts city. She's a terrific terrific actor. That's well said I thought joker was really overrated for me Middle Eye. So derivative of Scorsese's taxi driver in the comedy comedy. I just thought it was a thoroughly unpleasant film experience so I find it tough to stomach. That not only do Joaquin Phoenix when a best actor but it also went best score and the Irishman of the nine best picture nominees is the only one that went home completely. Empty handed your thoughts on joker and Irishman. I am not a fan of joker as well and I was kind of fascinated at how heavily heavily cribbed. From Scorsese. It was kind of this of fake occur of course movie but without any of the intelligent heart talent I thought it was really sad. Add that Scorsese's The Irishman did not do better Including just With the movie going public I think that yeah to a degree it was really. I don't think it was helped by association with Net flicks I think the people that I'll watch it on television but this is a movie. Did I think actually does need to be seen in theaters. One of the things about movies is that you have to go out to the movies and they kind of keep you captive. You know. You're inside the movie theater and at home home. It's just very easy to have this control. Obviously over the movie. And you know you get a little bored. Seems a little slow you posit Ayud raid the refrigerator and the entire tempo and feeling of the mood completely changes. And it's I think a movie like Irishman is not well-served on on television. I just don't and I think it was really hurt by that association. I couldn't agree more. I think that there's definitely backlash within the industry. And I completely agree with you that I saw in the theaters several times. And that's why I love it so much because as you said I'm held captive and I'm in that mood him in that moment I don't look at my phone. I don't have other things issuing with me so I'm with you I. I think that there is kind of that. Muted reaction to it. Unfortunately twenty people ended up watching it at home. It's interesting the ostriches being a celebration of the best films but of course for you for me for any of us us. These are not our favorite films of the year for you in your top ten. You love the film honey. Land which was a rarity first time ever nominated for best foreign film and Best Documentary. Commensurate The souvenir which is a film. I know you loved as well that was not nominee but maybe a thought on both of those films and and hoping that others will find those. Because I know aside from you know little. Women mayors destroyed Irishman. Obviously films. You love once upon a time in Hollywood but I think if you could kind of give a vote of confidence those two movies maybe people might check them out. Honey land and the souvenir hunting land is is a really interesting movie about a beekeeper And from the very first scene of her walking along a terrifying a cliff It had it has going and it's a really interesting movie about the changing world It's very it's observational. We're just we're with this woman for the entire tire movie and but it has great drama and it's really a a lovely movie. I highly encourage people see it and then the souvenir is really interesting. Movie by a Joanna Hogg Who's really Incredibly inventive British Filmmaker who just suddenly broke through with this one movie but has a a number number of films And she was really instrumental in Tom. Huddleston the the actor kind of gone. You know helping him. With his movie career she makes a Very interesting somewhat intellectual movies. That are very much not kind of strong narratives but give you a lot else including visual beauty. So I highly recommend Hershey's ars she's H. O. G. G. A couple of films I know you like didn't didn't crack your optum. Your recommended them first off book smart. How Witty and refreshing and funny was that movie it would've been nice to see that get a screenplay nomination? Well I think it's really nice and one of the things that was good about books. SMART is that it's Movie directed by women this case Performer reformer named Lydia wild and that it is what you're starting to see is that you're having more and more women making movies you're having Also also attention being brought to women who are making movies and attention to the barriers. That women Face in trying to get their movies made so anytime. A movie Directed by a woman gets some sort attraction. I'm always really happy about that whether or not even I like the movie. Not The more movies that we have a different Different kinds of people the greater the number of stories. That will be appealing to everyone. So that we're not just seeing the same old movies of the same old people in the same old stories. That's well said. And and what. I'm surprised sticking with the Olivia Wilde theme Richard Jewel which is very polarizing film. As you know for all those who work in journalism the key criticism of the film was as as impactful as the performances. Were and I thought. Wow Walter houser and Sam Rockwell and Kathy Bates were all terrific. The depiction of the media and particularly of Kathy scruggs and Olivia Wilde Portrayal of. It was so unfair and fear that it distracted or at least detracted from the XS. The film for some you really like Richard Joe. What was it about the film that you liked into that aspect not impact you I? I did like the movie. I don't love it. It's not my favorite of Eastwood's movies but I thought on in terms of it being a study of kind of a very modest man and the nightmare that he's Brought you know that that happens to him I thought it was very well observed very well acted as always the case with Eastwood. He's particularly you know he's really strong with actors and I like the the smallness of the story You Know Eastwood Representation of women is very up and down. Own historically like many American directors many directors in general In this case it was unfortunate. But it's one of the cliches. I mean it's incredible credible to me. That filmmakers are still embracing cliche of the you know the female reporter who sleeps with a source And it really makes me. I think that That filmmakers have a real problem with the journalists to cover them honestly it feels like the revenge of the filmmakers on the journalists that they have to deal deal with when they have to do junkets and everything else to publicize their movies so I rolled my eyes at that. But I don't need to love every single thing in a movie to actually liked movie. I still definitely some good moments in their last one for you here before I want to ask you to just general film criticism question but you're at Sundance. I know it's always a crazy experience. I went a couple of years ago and he just. You've watched it three movies a day but it's great because it's cold outside. So what else would you rather be doing watching a bunch of movies. And it's great documentaries films and my friend Ben Lines was there for five days that he watched fifteen movies and there was a bunch of these gives us one or two. That really stood out for you. let's see. I mean oh sundance feels like it's so in my rear view mirror you know what I mean. So it's like I have to kind of think about what was the thing that I really liked a lot You know there. There were some really really fine documentaries as usual I mean sundance is an interesting place to go see you take kind of take the temperature of American movie industry and There were a couple of movies by women that I was really excited by I felt that the diversity at Sundance feels very unforced. It feels very very natural. You don't feel at this point that people are just checking boxes you feel like they're actually just bringing the very finest work and there was a documentary that I like very much called time Another one about a called Saudi runaway. which is really hair raising documentary about a young Saudi woman Who is trying to escape her home? And it's a real turns into quite a thriller as you follow her. You know she was. It was all recorded everything saying that. She was doing on her cell phone and that that should be coming into theaters at some point. Maybe later this year for that last night I said I'm just a huge fan of your writing eating and just you know the depth of it. You're right I think. Great Film critics. You have to obviously have a knowledge and passion for film but You have to be a great writer. I feel whatever your subject matter. It would be. You'd be a great writer. Just 'cause is your structure in verbiage like now looking up words all the time that I'm reading and I'm like so good how you get to the core the essence of it. What a COP? You're helping my vocabulary even as I'm reading the review enriching pitching my film. What I want to know is this? Are you one of these people who literally you watch the film and you just you just naturally gifted and you could just pound out the review or you like pouring over every sentence and is it difficult. Go for you because if it's the former you're gonNA upset even further that. I wish I had that aptitude and the talent that you have every week is different. You know every day is different You can't can't. I can't spend too much time luxuriating over my pros because I'm a daily movie critics so I'm reviewing a couple of movies a week so you just literally do not often have the time and sometimes see movie on Monday night you have to. The review has to be filed the next day so you know to a certain extent. You just do the best that you can you move on and you just think well that may not have been the best thing but nobody onto the next two so I like the the rhythms of the Of the daily you know daily journalism because it really kind of keeps you from being to crushes think can happen If you have too much time right is deserved favorite review of yours or one that you remember at least you could off the top yet. Oh Gosh no no no no no no. I've been doing this for thirty years a lot. That's a lot of words so no I literally look let me ask you this. Is there ever review that somebody took you to task for let you particularly remember. You don't have to see the atrophy if you don't want to but somebody out today listen so and so's a little bit miffed. Hear what you said. Oh my gosh all the time you know I just you know. I used to work at this newspaper called La Weekly where I was crowned queen of Hate Mail but the one of the things. The truisms is that women tend to get a lot more hate mail than than men. I got hate now When I worked at the village voice years and years and years ago and that was back in the day when people actually would write letters you you know and I could always tell someone was angry because you could see the bumps on the letter you know someone had really all their heart and anger written me something and Pan Pan and you could just feel the anger just rising out of the envelope? So I think this point I really just doesn't bother me I read it and if it's not too you know nowadays it's mainly email and I'll respond as long as it's not Something that you know cursing at me yelling at me I will the SPONDE- but everybody has looks at a movie differently. And I think that we just have to kind of be charitable about that. Yeah all our subjective reactive and everything you write is certainly worthy claim. Check her out. MANOHLA Dargis twitter handle and of course you can read her excellent work in the New York Times really. Appreciate you joining us here in snowfall so all the best in two thousand twenty and keep up the great work. Thank you so much Mount Rushmore. All right thanks darkest Chakra on twitter and follow her. She's always sensational. Make sure read her work time. Now for the Mount Rushmore of heist movies because a queen slim which is a modern day. Bonnie and Clyde lied and so when it comes the rushmore of heist movies while I've got to include body inclined because seriously without that I don't know if there's a genre so Bonnie and Clyde for me is an easy one. I'm also going to include Quentin Tarantino's reservoir dogs. Because of the way that he you know mixed with sound and obviously timing in the different narrative structure and I think big reservoir dogs all sorts of very funny movie and obviously great performances. All around does NAP when they're Harvey Kowtow agreeing to do the film as well. I thought about including Jackie Brown. Maybe as a companion piece as well obviously Jacob Burns phenomenal to but true heist movie. I think a reservoir dogs and these guys know Mr White Mr Blak Mr Bloe jewelry jewelry stuff. So case to their body and Clyde reservoir dogs I'd love to get the town in their Ben Affleck rain but I don't think it's quite Mount Rushmore. What I'M GONNA do? It shocked the world and putting quick change. That's right Bill Murray sorry heist movie. It's one of my dad's favorite movies. We Love Bill. Murray and playing a clown Randy Quaid Gena Davis. I can't even. I can't even talk with it laughing about it. Okay radio you think I've lost my mind in a quick change is one of the crate heist movies of all time. You can book it so that means what else do I put. Here's my fourth spot. It's not going to be Logan. Lucky money huge soderbergh fan and of course I'm going to put it in Michael Mann's hate just the sequence alone were they're pulling up. A heist is incredible. I mean obviously that'll sequences made him but just just about the whole idea of cops and robbers backs etc that means with this list Bonnie and Clyde reservoir dogs quick change in heat. I'm leaving off the usual suspects so I'm GonNa Cheat and say well I don't think if there's a heist movie I think of as a thriller or suspenseful whenever you want bottom line is is. I do find a way to get quick change on there and I did it. Joe Your Mount Rushmore. Are you GONNA get baby driver in there now. I'm not it was. It was a toss up. I'll throw that on my honorable mention one But I will agree with you with reservoir dogs for for sure over Jackie Brown. I'm also going to throw in a point break. Bodey Johnny famous. Yeah Oh yeah. If you want the ultimate you've got it'll be willing to pay the ultimate price you know what I mean. And then I'll throw in the sting. Nineteen seventy two Oscar. Winning Film Really Great Great Score I think a the Scott Joplin ragtime pieces the score. And then I'll throw in. It's tough dog day afternoon now author Dog Day afternoon and I'll be happy with that list. Yeah I feel like I put dog fatherless center. But you're right as far as a heist movie I mean that's Amazing Bank Robert Everything just chaos ensues Pearson screenplay was I believe won the Oscar so well done obviously seasonal met one of the great directors of all time dogged after and you can't Geico dot gift any list and you can't go wrong with cinnabar. Thanks everybody for listening. Please do subscribe rate and revealed Apple. PODCASTS we've back next week as we'll tour tension awards. They used to call the small screaming. We all know. TV's got a lot of good stuff out there as well the mini series on HBO The outsider plus the new season of curb your enthusiasm and weeks to talknet utopia falls along with director Mamane Reynolds for RTP in the building. Until then I'll see you at the movies being

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S2 Ep. 04: The Academy Awards

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S2 Ep. 04: The Academy Awards

"Hey, thanks so much for listen to the history of stand up. If you like the show a really easy way to support us is to leave a rating or review, on apple podcasts or Stitcher, or any of those places that you give guests doesn't seem like much. But every review you leave helps new people discover the show. If you have a minute, we'd really appreciate it. Thanks much onto the episodes. North and South America and all the ships at sea. Let's go to prince tonight. The big lights, cutting up Hollywood sky, and the crowds are pouring into the paint. It is movie towns writers our Oscar night in a very few moments. The academy of Motion Picture Arts and sciences will begin handing out statuettes for the best film. Achievements. It is not a precious work, a lot that golden Oscar. But the moving picture, people, it looks better than an original by Michael Angelo. And now before the elect of Hollywood and the millions of listeners in the great forty eight states. The annual Academy Award show is underway with the national anthem. Android question for you. What is it? What do you think is the most pristine, aegis gig that a stand up comedian can do having their own sitcom? No. I just mean like yes, that's a great big. But I'm talking about just like the one show one night. Madison Square Garden Carnegie Hall, some big theater yet. Those are all excellent, but in my view, the most prestigious gig that a comedian can do a stand up can do is to host the Academy Awards. Why is the Academy Awards such a big deal? So even if you do a great set on the tonight show, like like Roseanne Barr did in the eighties, or Freddie prints did. And so we talked about. Yes as. Yeah. That's still late night television. A lot of people probably didn't see that can definitely Hel help your career. It was as Roseanne said it was what it was the greatest moment of her life, and even better than having your own kids. Yeah. You remember that was from last season. So that's my contention. That hosting the Oscars is the biggest gig that a comedian can do, and that opening monolog that five eight minutes, sometimes longer is watched by not only everyone in the industry, but also a monster. Vision event both in this country and all around the world. Would you say it's the equivalent of a band playing the Super Bowl show? It is that would great point, great point. That's exactly what it's like it was thinking in my mind what could be bigger than that. And that would be if you're a stand up comedian, and you open the Olympic Games or the World Cup or sort of international event like this, this gig. And again, we're on the history of Santa has been going on for a long time, which makes what happened on December sixth two thousand eighteen that much more. Remarkable got a call from you. Let's academy in that call basically say Kevin apologize few tweets old or we're going to have to move on to the hose. This is Kevin Hart firms, Instagram shows the past past. Reason why pass because of addresses several times. I'm not gonna do it, man. I'm gonna be me and we'll stay on my grind Garland's academy. I'm thankful and appreciative of the opportunity, if it goes away. No harm. No foul. A few days later, Kevin Hart went on Ellen show. Yes. And she had hosted the Oscars twice in two thousand seven and in two thousand fourteen and she was insisting that he takes his gig. I think it was. It was right after I hosted the Oscars. We went to dinner and we talked about you hosting the Oscars that it was a dream of yours. You've always wanted to host the Oscars. I said, you should host the Oscars, then you get asked to I mean it must have been amazing. When they ask you to host this year it's the Super Bowl performance. You're not the Super Bowl. You're saying Super Bowl, I, I think that the night will be about you, and it should be about you, and you should host the Oscars and I'm gonna talk you into it after this. Is this the first time it's ever, we don't know what comedians were asked to host the Oscars in private. And then said, no, I don't wanna do it. But this actually happened before not directly, but in two thousand eleven Eddie Murphy was announced as the host for the first time a host of the Oscar telecast has quit. Eddie Murphy bowed out today after his friend Brett Ratner resigned as the producer and Eddie Murphy said, if he's not gonna produce I'm not going to host. So there is kind of a precedent of which, because Eddie Murphy, if they comb through Eddie Murphy's Ross stand up. I'm sure many comedians have material that people might find offensive gorse. So with what happened with Kevin Hart in twenty nine thousand nine ended up going with no host for the Oscars has there ever been another Academy Awards without a host. Yes, not just one five. This is the six one. We just had six out of ninety one. So do you know what percentage of No-ho shows that is? It's more than five it's less than six, that's close enough for us. But my point is this episode is about comedians hosting the Oscars and performing on the Oscars. And when we talk about that we have to start with the guy who hosted the show more times than anyone else. Mr bob. Welcome to the history of standing the show, where comedian and professor, Wayne Federman teaches all little bit more about the history of stamina, and I'm your fellow student. Andrew, stephen. Ladies and gentlemen, here we are once again, welcome to the Academy Awards or as as known at my house Passover. Again, the Oscars and smiling I'm something new method moves. Now I do this. You not only wasn't nominated on Hollywood Boulevard. They just put a manhole cover over my star. So how many times it, Bob Hope host the Academy Awards, he hosted at believe it or not eighteen times that's eighteen ever ninety one. How how many times was the next closest host? It's not even close. It's nine and that's Billy crystal is. Yeah. That's an easier math problem and the first time he hosted was February twenty ninth nineteen forty that's I had to be a leap year. Right. Was the show. Always like it's been when we think about the no no no no early on. It was just in like hotel rooms started out at the Roosevelt hotel in the blossom room and then the embassador and then the Biltmore hotel downtown, but it was just like at dinner, not in theater. And so when he first started hosting, it was just this industry dinner that they did. And a lot of times people even knew beforehand. And who is going to win? But so here is Bob from the very first night, he ever hosted. President. Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. I'm very happy to be here tonight. Anyway. May, I'm just the man who came to dinner. Really? I think this is a wonderful thing about it. But like this for David sows Nick, and I wanna tell you. I really had a sneaky idea that they were gonna give me an Oscar tonight, because I saw one of them with a surprise look here. Who's David sells like I don't get that joke. This is one of these recurring motifs. That's happened is they look back at these models that some of the biggest laughs are based on topical references David cells. Zinc was the producer of gone with the wind, which was up for a slew of awards won many including the best picture. One of the things I remember about Bob Hope from season. One is that he sort of popularized opening a show with a topical monologue in particular, having a staff of writers on call to write jokes ram, whether it's for the Oscars, or to punch up his movies or for personal appearances. So he was kind of like a comedy factory with a bunch of people just working around the clock to keep the Bob Hope machine humming. It's very hard for me to describe to you exactly how massive Bob Hope was in this country because there's no comedic quivalent to him. He just huge iconic. Figure the cast a shadow. Over the entire comedy world comedy, today's just way too needs. So we can't have that, but in mid twentieth, century America, especially for the greatest generation, this was the guy he hosted the Oscars. He was in movies. He was in movies with Bing Crosby. He was doing this popular radio show. He toward, and on top of all of that he became the guy who is identified with traveling the world all the time to entertain our troops and all of that contributed to this legendary status that he had this beloved relationship he had with the American people intil Vietnamese war a war that divided the nation and caused a large group of people to begin viewing. Bob Hope is this corporate establishment guy he last hosted in nineteen seventy eight? So from nineteen forty to nineteen seventy eight that's before Pearl Harbor. And through the end of the Vietnam era. The look around the audience pick out the competitors off. They're the ones that look like they're listening for the draft number. We're this thirty eight year span that Bob Hope was hosting the Oscars. Not every time were there, any other stand up comedians that host the ketamine words. Yes, they were two notable. Comedians, one was a famous radio star, Jack. Benny so Jack Benny host of the Academy Awards twice. And here's comedy historian. Cliff Nesterov is late ac- as a film, comedian was tainted by his own self deprecation. From the blows at midnight. This is really a return engagement for me. The I was master thera Mony for the academy three years ago. And I'm back again denied and fortunately have had other word in between. He starred in a smash success that still considered it. Classic film comedy called to be or not to be directed by Ernst Lubitsch starring Jack Benny making fun of the Nazis while the war is still going on this movie had such staying power that Mel Brooks remade, it. So this is the period that he's hired host the Academy Awards. I. Made a picture one. Where I thought I might have a chance for an award. I made it with lubick pick your call to be or not to be, which I was comedian, who played hamlet at that picture to back Luebbe got so mad at me that when the picture was over instead of putting the film, he bid out the part. Finally, all the picture. I think he's wallo the best part of it. I was a point. Anyway. It was supposed to be made in technicolor, but we had to go back to black and white because due to a peculiar pigment in my in I photograph plaid. He's well, new not just as a radio conic, but as a major movie star. And if you look at his filmography he had already made many, many movies for both FOX, and for paramount, the meanest man in the world and buck Benny rides. Again, were two movies based on his radio program that co starred Eddie, Rochester Anderson. A black comedian co starring in a movie with a major white comic. This was revolutionary for the time this incredible. I mean I learned a little bit about Jack. Benny last season from you. But scratching the surface of everything that he did. That's the that's the magic cliff nester of. And so who is this other comedian you were talking about Danny Kaye? Do you remember him from last season? He would George Carlin connection. Exactly, correct. Danny Kaye was George carlin's. Idle Carlin wanted Kay's career the K is very important in the history of stand up, and I must be clear that he's not. Strictly stand up comedian K was more of an entertainer did a lot of Patterson's and dancing and acting. But besides the Carling connection, Danny Kaye is the first comedian to develop NB discovered in the catskill mountains, area known as the borscht belt. Now, I wanna digress for just one minute working in the cats goes was really the most important, one of the most important steps in particular career that I am pursuing is years ago. There's to have vaudeville and cafes and burlesque shows all over the country. And there was a kind of a spawning ground for young talented people to be able to develop an as the movies came in as the void will theaters closed all over the country. There was really no place for young people to get started and strangely enough. The Catskills became one of the most important places for developing, and fostering, new talent, and that is the voice of Dan. Ak from an interview recorded in nineteen forty nine three years before he hosted the Academy Awards, tackle tonight's awards, a brief word to the winners on the subject of thank you speeches in recent years, the academy has been criticized for trying to cut these speeches should now it is to at various Fay's have been employed in the past like trapdoors. Disappearing might in one year, they had next blocking back from Penn State. Well, this time the board of governors of the academy has asked me to announce that there will be no attempt to muzzle. Anyway, however, the rule of Putin should, prevail. If you work on a picture merits and Oscar the academy asked to do a speech be no longer than the movie itself. During this period. The ask years went through two major transformations, one was they moved out of those ballrooms. Remember we were talking about that, right? Just a small industry dinners now. They've moved it to big theaters. Like Gromit Chinese theaters. Still there up on Hollywood Boulevard. They had the shrine, they were at Pantages theater, and then eventually the Dorothy Chandler pavilion, and the Santa Monica Civic Center, and now the Dolby, but in nineteen fifty three everything is about to change for the Oscars because for the first time the movie industry, decides to put this award show on television. This episode of the history of standup is brought to you by Oso delicious. Oh, so delicious hot sauce comes in two flavors, original garlic, and Serano, and the all new haven't Arrojo that has just a little bit more. Heat also delicious donates one dollar from every bottle made sold given away or even broken during shipping to military families dot org. That's a great organization so be sure to check out Oso delicious from our friend, Jordan Brady and Jordan. I go way back, we used to stand up in the eighties before a pop rock group holiday nations in the nineties. He's written directed and produced the series of stand up documentaries called IM comic. I am road comic, and I am battled comic, Jordan, and Oso delicious. Hot sauce are great supporters of the history of stand up. So be sure to visit Oso delicious dot org to get your hot sauce today. That's also de L. I C I, S dot org. The academy of Motion Picture Arts and sciences twenty fifth annual Academy Award. Here in the Pantages tonight, the world's most glamorous on nearly three thousand strong all waiting to see the Oscars handed out March nineteenth nineteen fifty three. This is really when the Oscars became a national event. Ladies and gentlemen, was the Bob Hope. Thank you very much, Mr. bracket. Good evening. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to suspense. I've very, very, very happy to be here at the Academy Awards. Twenty fifth award show. This is Hollywood's. Most exciting giveaway show. But isn't it exciting to know that a lot of these glamorous stars are going to be in your homes tonight all over America housewives are turning to their husbands, and saying, put on your shirt? Joan Crawford is coming. Television. That's where movies go when they die. This unlikely marriage between the film industry and the television industry could have gone better up into this time. Those two industries were kind of at war with each other television was free and getting more popular while motion pictures were losing a large portion of their paying customers wanna brothers wouldn't show a television or even mentioned TV in any of their films. But guess what the viewership for this Oscar show was not only the biggest show of the week or the month. It had the largest viewership of any TV show broadcast up till that time. Okay. So I see. So this is really when the Academy Awards became that big prestigious Super Bowl like event for a stand up comedian to host a now. I'm after thrown a young comedian, I have always enjoyed in the last twenty four hectic hours. I have learned to respect him mister, Jerry. Louis. Gentlemen. You were here tonight, do our live television performance of cried tomorrow. We again, tonight, ladies and gentlemen, of the annual Academy Award, formally known as busy land. Probably no last year. Bob Hope is the master ceremonies did a very, very wonderful job. And they tried terribly hard to get them to do it again this year. But unfortunately, he couldn't be located. He was at home. Give you an idea of how travels any traveled quite a bit stick on his trunk Amar anywhere. Anywhere form of gag, oh, heaven. But Bob is really wonderful guy. And he's always going somewhere to do something for someone specifically entertaining, the troops, and you may not know this, but Bob has a very, very fine grown son, and he had it when the list just to see his father. That also in the form. Get the straight line, you'll kind of get and these will a little questionable. But help me won't you? Ladies and gentlemen, I should like very much. Thank Mr. Jackson, Trotta, and the fans hotel in Las Vegas where deny it currently appearing relying us to appear here tonight. And I must publicly, thank my good partner Dean Martin because last night in Las Vegas at the roulette wheel. He arranged it so that we will be in Las Vegas for five more years. Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, broke up four months after that comment. The freeway human. You remember Johnny Carson from our last season. Yeah. He he definitely has hosting the tonight show. He broke a lot of comedians and made them famous and gave them a career, and then he also did a monologue in the style of Bob Hope, of course, and he follows Bob Hope in nineteen seventy nine and hosts for four straight years. A lot of people thought that he said, a new gold standard for hosting the Oscars critic described him as a national treasure. And we share that opinion. The kademi is proud to welcome. Mr. Johnny Carson. It makes sense that Johnny Carson would be good at hosting. I mean, he did a monologue every night on this night show. But Johnny Carson was in movie stock. Yeah. Exactly. That's a great indication of both the power of Johnny Carson and the growing cultural significance of this Oscar broadcast again. Carson's just a late night. Talk show host Jerry Lewis, Danny Kaye, Jack. Benny hoped. They all had significant movie careers. Thank you very much ladies our. Thank you for the very flattering remarks as you. Well know by now, this is the fifty first and you look at them, you war, two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four hour show. I. Lot of people who come to these affairs act blase. And I'll have to very honest with you. I am very thrilled to stand up here tonight and gays out on this Laureus throng of beautiful people. I see a lot of new faces, especially on the old faces. So even though there was a trend of stand ups and comedians hosting the Oscars. There was still a lot of actors and other people in movies that were host exactly Goldie, Hawn, and Alan Alda, and Jack Lemmon and Warren Beatty. Jane Fonda and David Niven and Frank Sinatra and dick Powell. All of them co-hosted are hosted during this time period towed, many others. But what many people believe is the greatest stand up of all time. Join the list of Oscar hosts, and now to start the awards program. Richard pryor. Here tonight to explain why. No black people wherever be nominated for anything. Love to. We can cry at the drop of a hat. All. These are some of the black people can't do. We're also going to stop entertaining that will show you. If used to be in showbusiness all together, we are quitting, then see who sings and dances for you. Listen well forever. You know, when I think about the presenters for the big awards at the end of the night, I always picture the most acclaimed actors and directors that is true, but in one thousand nine hundred eight during the comedy boom, they use to comedians to close out the ward ceremonies, presenting the most prestigious awards and order, not violate the writers. This is Robin Williams. I will be channeling the spirit of George Jessil. Thinking to present the best director war if waiting. Before I do that. I just wanna know why they're no Jewish. Evangelists someone comes up going my leg. It goes lick my home. I can't play tennis. And then Eddie Murphy at first when they came to me, and he said he wanted me to present the award for best picture. My magic came. They told me that the kademi pick me and my first reaction was to say no Lang going and should momentum. Why if white managers? I'm not going because they have recognized black people in motion bitches. What are you talking about? Like people when I say, we're black actors and actually won Oscars throughout sixty years was, like, I think I'm heading mcdaniels when the first one Sydney, j one, one in new gossip one and I'll probably never went to Oscar for saying this. But hey what the hey I gotta say, actually, I might have any trouble. Because the way it's been going about every twenty years, we get so we do for about about two thousand four. Woah, no. I said, I wasn't going man. You just have to you can't snub the academy came out here to give the award. I said, but I just feel we recognized as people just wanted to give this award. But black people will not grant, the caboose of society, and we will not bring up the rear anymore, and I want to recognize he said, we'll find it's done when we have to be they said, well, you don't have to get to about nine or ten last evening. So. And with that speech, Eddie, Murphy, foreshadows the Oscar. So white controversy that happens almost thirty years later, Robin Williams. Eddie murphy. They're not hosting the Oscar out, just presenting because they're standups, and the Adamy loves standups on the show. Sometimes if you do great, and they might ask you to host or co host the, this happened a few times, I'm here to give the ward for best sound as you know, in these are. No, it's, it's hard that although or people mixer who movie make it cleaved on's, perhaps buys important movies. I. And that, of course, is Billy crystal two years later. Billy crystal hosted the Oscars for the first time. So where was I? Where was I? Growing up. Billy crystal is who I knew as the host of the Oscars. I didn't even realize that they had other hosts that the time. Yeah, he was like the new Bob Hope for that generation. This is our greatest your every other box office this year worldwide over five billion times. Thank you. Five billion roughly half. Jack Nicholson made on Batman. This is rich man. He just bought land in Japan. Now telling you. Jackets are rich Morgan Freeman drove him hidden night. I'll tell you that right now. I've got one more. I got one more you got it Jack is ridge John Peterson cuts. His hair. When does he get them from? Crystal did he brought a couple new wrinkles to the hosting gay Q? It always have like a song. It's parodying the movies of that year. The story the man all own. This man killed everyone. So now he's home alone. Not a very nice guy. He shot Maureen in the eye. So tell me, why his hair is seven inches. Father. Let's be more and put do. Godfather full. When you're in a coma, and adopt gives you dope. Oh, goodness. I was really proud that, you know, as a as a host we stretched the boundaries of what an emcee could do. This is from an interview Billy crystal did with Larry King on a show, and that's why I think, you know, I had a good time and the audience hopefully did to as we went along. So you try to different things. And then when you can think of something new, then don't, don't do it any, he did four in a row when he started hosting they loved him so much. And then when he came back, he added another wrinkle where he would edit himself into scenes from the nominated films and these were directed by a guy named Troy Miller, who was the director of mister show and Troy had utilized this technique earlier on the MTV music awards using Janine Garoppolo and Ben Stiller, and that took Billy's hosting status to even higher level even after all years, did you for me the pressure started to become Ken, I be better than I was last year. Can I talk myself? Yeah. And that's a that's a hard thing to, to do. And then you realize that don't have to look in jail that Letterman failed. Yeah, I it's, you know, it's not an easy audience. No, no. You guess. It's a supportive one, you would think sometimes. Yes. Sometimes of terrific, bud. The first moment of that show. Larry, they're nervous, right? It's, it's, it's equal playing field or run as the starting gate and they competitive and the competitive in the first five or six rows, everyone's in uncomfortable. Close. The lights are on as a performer. I hate seeing the audience. I don't like seeing them, but especially in the biggest stars in the world. Looking at me going, please be good. What was that, David? Letterman thing they were talking about that. Letterman thing. Oh, it was this. Good evening, gentlemen. Welcome to the sixty seven th annual Academy Awards. I won't lie to you. I'm very very excited. And. I've been dying to do something all day, and I think maybe we can take care of this. Oprah. Abra. I feel much better. Okay. Yes. That might have been an awkward way to begin the ceremony. But Letterman didn't do a terrible job hosting that show. And didn't get horrible reviews. He's actually fine. But he year after year on the late show would refer to that evening as terrible and horrible. And it was a disaster. And that calcified in the American public is image of him bombing on the Oscars. You know what's weird? I was scared. I was hoping I gotta sit there and I gotta watch probably watch one hundred seventy whatever asked all the Oscars. This is Chris rock talking with Letterman about hosting the Oscar, I watch when you hosted and. I was scared because I liked it. Dad's problem. Everybody's like you be little you can do that. What you do. Don't do it. Let them in. Did they stop after? I did that worker they stopped making movies for a year year. Nobody made any moves. So the trend was on stand up comedians where Goto hosts. So then we have Whoopi goldburg, oh, by the way, I've been asked to issue, a reminded to the people here in the audience. Please remember to behave responsibly at the parties after the show apparently last year some produce it got so drunk he left with the woman is own age. We have the mart when they asked me back in January, if I would host the Oscars the first thought that came into my mind was would there be enough time for my facelift to heal? I love welcoming the young stars to show business because it reminds me of my own death. How are you doing on time? Oh, we got five hours. See. Chris rock. I love animation. I love animation because in the world, Vanna mation you could be anything you want to be your fat woman. You can play a skinny Princess. If you're short Wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator, if you're a white, man, you can play Arabian rinse. And if you're a black man who could play a dunk your zebra. We have gone store, Steven Spielberg, achier, sir a pleasure. We've never met. A best director nomination for Munich tremendous film. And I congratulate you sir from the man who also gave us Schindler's List, Schindler's List, and Munich, I think I speak for all Jews when I say, I can't wait to see what happens to us next. We have Ellen this is, you know, I just got to say right now, this is a big night for me because this really has been a dream of mine since I was a little girl. I've always wanted to host the Academy Awards. And so if the dream come. I assume for you in the audience that it's a dream come true for you as well. Now that I'm hosting that would be weird because you didn't know me, but for you to be here in because if you had that dream when your kid, and it would be weird that we hear on the same night that you had a dream of me, hosting and then you're, you're also nominated but. I really did. I just I grew up. I think most people dream of winning Academy Award. I had a dream of actually hosting the Academy Awards, and so let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Aim lower. This is Hollywood that magical mecca movie land fountainhead of the celluloid fantasy shining shadow. But there's a round the full confidence of our troubled world. Two seems like even though these comedians stand ups are hosting the Academy Awards. They're not often the ones who are winning exactly they present. They bring laughter. They entertain the industry, but winning us Skar. The list is very short will be Goldberg one for ghost. Robin Williams for goodwill hunting red button. You probably don't even know that name even one for science, George Burns. Sunshine boys Monique precious Jamie FOX the only one for for Ray for best actor. Yeah. He's the only one to win best actor one and for writing, we have Jordan Peele, and this guy, and the winner is Mel Brooke's producers. I wanna thank the academy of arts sciences and money. This won the award. Well, I'll just say what's in my heart. Bomb bomb bomb? There is one comedian who has received far away more Oscars and Oscar nominations than any other comedian, and it's Woody Allen in nineteen seventy eight. He was nominated for best picture. Best writer best director won all three in the same night did not show up to the ceremony at all. You know why was he playing the clarinet? Yes, he was at Michael's pub. I, I don't know why I know that. But I do. Yeah, there's not many people who don't show up to this ceremony for many. It's a career defining achievement. The first line in their obituary. Woody Allen was like I can't endorse this idea that movie can be the best as opposed to just my favorite and then throughout the years. He won many more Oscars for writing these movies. Never showed up to the ceremony. We never thought we'd see him, but that all changed in two thousand two ladies and gentlemen. Is my pleasure and my honor to introduce Mr. Woody, Allen. Very much that makes up to the strip search. The me tell you why I'm here. Exactly about four weeks ago. I was sitting home in my apartment in New York, and the phone rang and voice on the other end said, this is the motion picture, kademi arts and sciences, and I panicked immediately because I thought that they wanted their Oscar spec. Because I've won a few Oscars over the years. And I thought that they were calling to get them back and I panicked, because the job has been out of business ages, and I have no way of retrieving anything and. So what I'm learning is that Bob Hope set the trend of standups hosting the Academy Awards, and he was the first one to do it. Well, not exactly. There were actually three comedians who hosted the ceremony before. Bob Hope who were they, I'm gonna tell you in a moment, but I just going to warn you. This is a deep dive, and I'm afraid we're going to lose some listeners. Let's do it. They are will Rogers George Jessil and Bob Burns will Rogers sounds familiar, what do you know about him? Westerns very good. He was known as the cowboy philosopher actually started just doing rope tricks with a LASSO. There's a debate amongst comedy historians about whether he is actually a stand up. Some people believe that I do here's cliff Ness draft again. But at the time he was not considered exclusively stand up. Well, one the phrase didn't exist. List and two because he was most famous as newspaper columnist one of the best ways to become nationally, famous was to have a newspaper column that was syndicated in hundreds of newspapers around the country and will Rogers was beneficiary of that. It became a syndicated columnist in nineteen twenty two when he wrote humor columns, and it became very popular and made him very, very famous is also in movies. He was on Broadway was in the ziegfeld follies. He was unveiled Ville eve as on stage shows on radio anyway. We'll ride your toasted in nineteen thirty four at the embassador hotel, and he was the first one to make a huge mistake while presenting. Well luckily for will Rogers there's no recording of this. But here's what happened. There were two francs nominated for best director, Frank Capra, and Frank. Lloyd frank. Capela remembers the night. Vividly, everything he's got applied to be, of course. He began to describe that come up from nowhere in motion pictures and have now reached the pinnacle, and then finally said, abou- come up and get it Frank. I got up sit excuse me, a long walk to the to the dance floor. I see that the spotlight is on Frank, Lloyd. And he goes up and gets the award. And I stay there on the floor with a lot of Aegon my face naturally. I'm the longest walk ever had was coming back through those same people applauding like mad for Frank Lloyd to meet try the duck come their hands. Get back to that table. I wish there was a recording of its gaffe because the Oscars were broadcast on radio before it went to television. But this happened even before the Oscars. Aired on network radio. Tragically a year after this ceremony will Rogers, America's first great political comedian died in a plane crash in Alaska. Next up was George Jessil, who hosted at the Biltmore hotel in the crystal ballroom. Jessica was this multi talented guys start as a kid in vaudeville would sing he would tell jokes he became a producer. He originated the role of the jazz singer, on Broadway before it became a movie any gain notoriety for this comedy routine way back in the twenties where he would call his mom on the telephone. And you would only here half the conversation kind of, like Bob Newhart and Shelley Berman years before they did it, would you like to him? He called my mother. Mamoun Yoji sound from the money every week. Your home for the Pala your cooking. Smart in South American spoke, five languages, he should have said something. Was that the same comedian, Robin Williams was impersonating earlier? Yep. I think that was one of the voices, he didn't in Aladdin also, yes, he did just a lot because he had distinctive slurry and slushy kind of voice, and Jessil was also later known as the toast master general, like Jeff Ross, who is the roast master general exactly, you're learning. And today. Bob burns. I'm I don't really know much about this guy. He's one of these folksy homespun comedian slash humor is in the style of like will Rogers who had a Brady show and column and used to play an instrument called the bazooka and that's where the term bazooka comes from an instrument. He created from making a fake trombone using material from a hardware store. So the military weapon was named after this comedians fake instrument that he made Bob earns. I took down here to this showed the style going in bays. And one of them girls come walking down the runway. And she had on one of them. One piece Graham all look at her, and finding them all turned to me. And she says, Robin, I if we wore them kind of things when I was a girl a grandpa, I could give you. The Oscars are all about awarding excellence in movies. No question. But until we talked, I would've never realized how much standup sin comedians played a role in the presentation. Yep. That's what this episode was all about. I was struck by the fact that no matter how these comedians started. They end up at this incredible event like will Rogers began in wild west shows, traveling George Jessil. Bob Hope Jack Benny. They're all vaudeville guys Danny Kaye and Mel Brooks. They came from the borscht belt. Jerry Lewis team double Dean, Martin in a nightclub in Atlantic City, run by the mafia, Carson and Lederman, hosted this show began as local broadcasters in Omaha. An indiana. Richard Pryor started developing his act in Greenwich Village and now we have a bevy of comedy clubs slash comedy. Boom, comics, like Billy. Crystal and Whoopi and Chris rock and John stored nelin, but no matter where they began, whether it's in a open mic trying to get on at a comedy club or at a small theater at the low end at the vaudeville circuit. They all ended up being part of this great tradition. Through y'all. You'll Ling on no way didn't sites. The history of stand up is written and produced by Wayne Federman. Andrew, Stephen executive produced by Jeff Umbro and the pod glamorous. You can find more their podcasts at the pod glummer at dot com. Special thanks to cliff nester off, whose book the comedians is available everywhere and the Abraham comedy archives. Some of the music in this episode is by brake master cylinder. Please follow us on Twitter at hissed of stand up and online at the history of up dot com. If you like the show. Please tell the friend sharing episode and leave us a rating and review on apple podcasts. Stitcher, Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts. Thanks. 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Hard Factor 9/30: Impeachment Update, Snowstorms, Stripper Poles and Mars

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Hard Factor 9/30: Impeachment Update, Snowstorms, Stripper Poles and Mars

"Would it is Joe Man Randy savage. This factor in there is no one that does it better now. Nobody it doesn't matter go ahead. Tell me something right down. Not a rate episode of hard-backed Monday September thirtieth our top stories of the day pat is GonNa give us a little impeachment inquiry update. We Got Ukraine Gate. We got impeachment. Inquiries Greece got Rudy Giuliani. We got it all packed Nice Nice a lot more of that to come today tomorrow tomorrow. After tomorrow lots lots of lots of that so she's and then Mark West Nile Take News Buffet of other headlines Takeaway Pat All right gentlemen as well said. Let's kick it off the crangate slash impeachment inquiry update so I up Joe Biden's campaign has asked news executives to stop booking the president's personal attorney and former mayor of America Rudolph Guiliani two guests on news programs why they asked him to stop talking about anything. We have pretty much yeah except his aviator's what he's but he's ratings gold yeah well. That's funny because I was watching some Fox News and they were like yeah. He's crazy is great for us because they'll just his talk for fifteen minutes and spill the gut spines campaigns asked if everyone can go to sleep for eleven months yeah but essentially the why is well. It's because Rudolph Guiliani is bat shit crazy and is the worst attorney in America makes everything worse for his client president trump the biden campaign apparently really just everyone yeah well. It makes it worse for the Biden campaign camping because he's digging up shit about Joe Hunter and Ukraine right. Can we get Guiliani on the show. We probably can some things we learned this weekend. We probably can't I think we can from what I hear. He's ripe to talk so the the quote from the letter that the Biden campaign sent over said quote you continue to book Rudy Giuliani on air to spread falsities all cities debunked conspiracy theories on behalf of President Donald Trump well you often fact checks his statements in real time during your discussions that's no longer enough and then the letter letter went on to describe Guiliani statements to be increasingly unhinged Giuliani came out on Sunday night saying that his part in digging up information on Joe Biden's ends potential involvement in ushering out Ukrainian investigator that may have been close to picking up some dirt on his son Hunter Biden was actually at the request of the US US State Department so either that's true or Hillary Clinton asked him to do it. no this is well. Hillary current state corrected tillerson REX tillerson percents guess who knows who knows if it's true it's probably not but it might be true but it probably isn't an Giuliani's kids should probably just adjusted is the current secretary of State Pompeo. Don't Pay Mike Pompeo okay busy pumping we call him that would make more sense tillerson. Yes from what I from what I know but then Pompeo's denying robbing commerce a hell of a flash in the pan there for great name name your kid rex you see the sleek. CEO of Exxon expecting he's what he wants I guess moving away from the worst lawyer since the prosecution team in the OJ Simpson Trial Donald Trump said quote on twitter. You're on Sunday like every American. I deserve to meet my accuser and he's specifically referencing the whistle blower right. I don't think yeah I don't think trump knows that run that the right he's describing is in the six amendment and specific reference to the procedure during criminal proceedings where you we can confirm. We're not they're not a criminal. Trump doesn't wanNA get their own. Maybe he should check his tweets before he sends them. In Other News House Intelligence Committee Chairman Airman Adam Schiff said Sunday that the whistle blower has agreed to testify in front of a congressional committee but he said he'd only do it wearing the masks magician's outfit in that voice modulator. It's definitely African like it'd be like a Mafia trial from the seventies where the the the you know the obscured pains in front of them. Is it really. Is that how they're doing it like. I hope I hope so I I know cameras low interest shift specifically said Congressional Committee so maybe he said that because it's not going to be just straight like a congressional to Congress Tim Right at closed-door exactly but guys this is the most not news of the day because the whistle blower based his complaint on information received from other people which clearly outlined in his fucking letter point secondhand. Maybe we spend some time to interview the primary sources the whistleblower blower put it on a letter saying I heard I heard I heard he's the Messenger. Why don't we not waste a bunch of fucking time and money and just get the primary sources in there just a thought yeah? If you ever like hang hang out with people that you're not there and there's an event that happened and you interview like three of your friends and ask them what happened. Secondhand sources the day after even not oh great they don't call it telephone speaker of the House. Nancy Pelosi was in our hometown of Austin Texas weakened in inbetween travelling and not responding to our interview requests. She found time to give give a talk where she described her recent phone. Call with President trump in the phone call. She said that the trump described the conversation with Ukrainian President Monica Zelinski were were as perfect perfect perfect. Fungal Pelosi went onto describe the phone call as a cover up of a cover up I don't know what does that mean what I do like to hear. The phone. Call happened happened. Recently and trump was calling Pelosi to discuss her bill to get better background checks for handgun so at least the presence still working and they're you know they're still talking walking just important yes and then finally guys a British market research company called YouGov conducted a poll over the weekend related to whether Americans think that the impeachment impeachment probe is necessary now fifty five percent of Americans think the probe is necessary with forty-five feeling the opposite way that doesn't bode well for people wanting impeachment fifty five percent just think it's necessary to investigate that that doesn't mean a Lotta people want him removed from office that would mean like one hundred percent of them need very Abbot Avenue but Robert De Niro is tired of all this bullshit so that means it's this is definitely going to be the one and he has a big political sway these days. I do want to point out guys that this poll was was two thousand fifty nine American so pretty much total garbage in my opinion now. It's not a very large sample size large high school. it took place over two days the company that did it YouGov. I looked it up there a British company that had revenue one hundred sixteen million dollars in two thousand sixteen so what the fuck are you do and you lazy ass you GUV two thousand people come up yeah. We have two thousand people that we sent stickers to last week. We could do better than that YouGov yeah but I think that's actually pretty normal for polling sizes because polls yeah. You're probably right because polls early so I I guess I'm just pissed that it's news because it's such small so let's take it to the Internet guys. Democracy rules says there's there's no such thing as the Democratic Party. They're just ordinary garden variety tyrants as Aerostat all described three fifty they grab all the power and money and subjugate the citizenry to prevent insurrection example equals Detroit. I WANNA know why don't we learn anything I don't know. Can we get on it people yeah I know I thought that because they flip flopped Democratic Party used to be the Republican Party. I can three fifty. BC You're right well no like in ancient Greece. It's well known the Democrats and Republicans were. I had the bath houses and they're doing little kids and it was awful. Th the gladiator fights come on culturally acceptable. I think we just merged Greece and Rome John America. John Magnum says we will find out who the traitor is. No doubt a card card-carrying. Damn Shit all dumb shit like I mixed it up there. Although dumb shit holdovers need to be escorted are their offices and clearances earns has revoked Cag- twenty twenty and then Andrea Art Wimberly says the quote whistle blower should be charged with slander and Andrea doesn't know the difference between slander and liable well no. I think you're you're jumping the gun here pat. She Andrea knows the was going to speak in front of me okay. She's she's preemptively saying there was the Internet commodores the benefit of the doubt. That's a good idea. That's it seems like the the right side at Internet. Internet commenters are fired up there. Let's take it over to the lightning round daily New Tab baby okay I up just one week. After the official end of summer. A snowstorm began blasting parts of western North America with up to three to four feet of snow in some mountain areas smashing pretty much all the September low temperature and snowfall records in Montana and eastern Washington the storms which will continue into Monday eighth had snow piling up across parts of California Oregon Washington Montana Idaho Nevada and Utah. I peeked my head out today for a little run to the dispensary and and mountains around Reno out rose are completely snowcapped real nice weather cold nice fire done. Did you run to the dispensary are are you done in my car because we run in my car not having a little bit of a different experience over here in Austin Texas. What's garage like fells well right now? It's eighty six eighty five eighty six. It was ninety seven again today. couple of days at nine thirty PM Friday Thursday Friday afternoon a couple of days ago Watson. I want to go hit a few galls at the range and it was it's ninety nine degrees felt like one or one according to the weather channel and we couldn't get couldn't get through jumble packet of balls. I thought I was going to die on the range Eddie attack their flu like temperatures happening in the garage or physically and mentally ill all next week highs of ninety eighty seven. We're hooked up to a lie detector in here permanently. That's the northwest is bragging about the fucking snow. It's Nice Nice. The Weather Service is calling Miss Storm historic for this time of the year they said the temperatures in some areas would drop as much as thirty degrees below normal a welcome break from the hot hot summer but then it is fantastic actually the town of Brand Browning Montana near glacier national park recorded forty inches of snow on Sunday alone causing yeah. That's a lot of snow between three and four causing the governor who's still running for president who I'm sure everybody's forgotten Steve Bullock to declare a winter storm emergency instead declare that he's resigning from the race. You wonder why should have gone to for their because he's in the news so he should've taken this opportunity to say you know what also going to retract that running for president thing is is making it pretty clear to me. Why seventy two year old guys are shooting people in their backyards and Texas going back to sleep? It's just too hot yeah. It's fucking hot. You want to rob me. I'm just going to shoot you in the neck and deal with it tomorrow. It's late September and it's it's still over ninety. You're dead. That's out on the winter storm. Jesus Christ lucky bastards well Hong Kong protesters still going strong and have entered their seventeenth week in are just becoming more and more violent as Hong Kong or Sunday participated in not only their normal anti Chinese control protests wanting investigations into Hong Kong police brutality and also free democratic elections but they added to their emotions by joining it on the staged anti-totalitarianism Palestinian ism rallies that other cities participated in around the globe at the fact that Tuesday marks the seventieth anniversary of the People's Republic of China called China's National Day and you have a recipe for some blue water cannons umbrella shield bricks being pulled up from the streets the hurler riot police and Molotov cocktails. That's pretty much what's happening is as likely continue to happen but just regular day in Hong Kong your day. I don't want to be in China China's National Day. That sounds like a day. You don't want to be in Hong Kong. Yeah I WANNA be the anywhere in Asia during China China's National Day. I think it'd be forty yeah. WE'LL PRO-CHINESE PRO-CHINA IMAGINE Chinese New Year you take like a bunch of shrooms and shit and like watch all the dragons running through the streets. That'd be awesome. yes protesters bring in a change of clothing so they can't be identified right because the clothes won't be covering their hands faces. Yes because bluewater stick them later. Yes die hose is a hilarious tool. Suppressing protesters a hose of scarlet letters to little smurfs running around all right guys so this Saturday was the debut of lives forty fifth that season. Did you guys watch. It didn't watch it. I watched the O. The town halls skit. What would I thought that was pretty fun? I like the joke that they said like and that's who seems to have overestimated the country's excitement for him. He talked to the enthusiasm to heartache I was doing. I was digging through the right wing publications for my store Dorte there you Betta fucked up with the damn right. I'm GonNa Take Your Air Fifteen. He's in trouble. It's everywhere but I watched it for you got no big deal and I noticed a bit of a different tone tone for the most part with the season debut like what West syncing between the cold opening the host Woody Harrelson's monologue in the beginning and the first sketch with the Democratic candidates that actually decided to make fun of Pc culture bit reminded me of kind of like our show here at heart factor lot where they just made fun of everyone and everything in the name of comedy as opposed to having an agenda which was good to see. I'm thinking the off season and fresh off firing Shane Gillis before his first show for racist comments. Maybe they decided this year not be baby shit soft and only left leaning at at least I hope so for another week they were dropping jokes like West mentioned they also called Takashi six nine Teriyaki six nine and they called Connie West Don on king and someone else the black Wackadoo so they were they were showing Shane Gillis how to do tasteful racist jokes so overall the show was okay. It was not the funniest at all. I'm thinking thinking they're bit rusty at being funny. Maybe this new old school approach will pay off them. One can only hope because face it go ahead yeah I mean I wish it was funnier to I mean I wish I have when we were growing up. Saturday night. Live was appointment. TV was yes you know like parents were growing up the same appointment TV. It still is but like Bhutto were too old for it like that. That's all the about that. I don't think it is anymore. I think the tone was it was getting back towards being funny like I said and let's face it we just mentioned it's been a long Texas the glory days of SNL but it is in my opinion the best comedic show of all time and has helped launch some of the biggest names in the world for example from Eddie Murphy to Bill Murray to Chevy Heavy Chase Tina Fey Dan ackroyd Steve Martin Chris Rock Adam Sandler Conan O'Brien Julia Louis Dreyfuss Robert Downey junior will ferrell Jimmy Fallon Billy Crystal Ben Stiller Sarah Silverman Tracy Tracy Morgan John Belushi and Mike Myers just a few of the people they've launched couldn't get through all of them. Did you hear the data those were on the show in the last fifteen years though no Larry David on this weekend Oh and he was hilarious sure as a guest the guests were the funniest part of this past show speaking of huge. SNL Stars Pete Davidson missed the season premiere this weekend to film Suicide Squat Pete Davidson SNL to film the movie suicide squad to where he will likely play. I guess it's a reboot so suicide squad one point then the first one tanked awful awful the worst he's likely going to play the role of a new remake Yes for some reason James Gunn the gardens the galaxy director and ex public pedophile joke enthusiasts decided to run decided to reboot the suicide squad three years after that Shithole suicide squad movie and he decided also Caspi Davidson so you can do with Pete Davidson. Even though the the last guy couldn't do with will Smith Yeah correct that makes a lot of sets the news though he will Smith's not coming back but goodness repeat Davidson's Margot Robbie is returning for the reboot so he's probably been sleeping with her for some unknown reason season Pete Davidson has got a frustrating and sells like insults on the surface this guy based on his lux and from the jokes about living with his mom being loser. He's he's a successful comedian. He's one of us. He's our poster boy and then all of a sudden he bought Fox famous eleven's on the Red Sox Fox them up probably that movie for no money that he's just literally has sex the hottest women on Earth just sitting and then complains about life Margo route. I hope that his depression is transmittable. Verily that depressed it better not spread that depression and those beautiful ladies well actually you'd want that because then that makes them more attainable to us. I don't know I think they're attainable to anyone of Pete. Davidson can get them. That's possible it's a certain type of woman that's into Pete I think mark did did you say the James Gonzala going back to guardians of the galaxy. He's doing guardians the obviously three after so it makes sense that he goes to DC after he gets ousted for bullshit well. He's probably GonNa lay a stinker on comeback back in late guarding yeah. We've got Pete Davidson playing a main character yeah. It's GonNa take it from the silver screen. Let's take it to some Mars baby by the way those shirts are still available at the bar stool store and they look great so I up about Mars Ilan finish bolting together his SPACEX starship the chassis of that starship in Boca Chica Texas over the weekend and now it actually looks pretty fucking cool. It's got the wings things on the head the wings on the top the wings on the bottom. It looks really really nice just like this big chrome starship fins in the legs well if you'd like to get the Algebra will. Do you think that maybe he should have waited until the starship was a little further along before bashing yeah yeah he's made some mistakes in his publications but but to be fair when he did as a shit these asked top engineers say it's better but it looks like a fucking piece of Shit Chat Donnie Lanka. He never like self edits his tweets or whatever he says in interviews to like just did the classic Ilan where he's just like taking pictures the whole time live even if it didn't look good and also saying his unfiltered opinion so it just did was wrong a few times the one who writes flow consciousness if they exactly looks like something something like a kid in the nineteen forties get like as a Christmas present as a spaceship basically does the Steven Spielberg designed it right yeah yeah but I I mean. It looks like it's probably all aw practical because chrome. It'll get you get you to Mars good news for anybody who does want to travel to Mars one day. It's only only gonNA cost you about three billion dollars to produce each starship which is much shorter of the ten billion dollar per ship estimate that he had previously given up to ten billion dollars so great news for anybody who wants to one day die on the Mars colony able to afford that probably means like a fifty thousand dollar ticket then always good to be under budget on something taking you to space cut some corners also related to Mars NASA's Dr Jim Green expects that Europe or the USA. USA will find evidence of life on Mars. Once samples are able to be brought back drilling samples samples from the surface all this stuff they're gonna be able to start transporting sporting those samples back to Earth from Mars in twenty twenty or twenty twenty one the latest Dr Green Says Yeah we're probably definitely GonNa Find Life Vinh these samples and he says that humans are absolutely not ready to have like ex- extra planetary life here to fuck with. I've been saying this since day one of hard factor after yes. There's some Shit Omar's that's probably deadly that will fucking kill us even inside our human terrarium. We don't maybe don't bring it back to Earth either like I don't know like what he's not even saying like the killing part. He's just saying that like our minds aren't even ready to understand like what it's going to unlock. Let me be the judge of that. Jim Green let my mind. I know leave it on Mars right. He's with mark is saying like it's so unknown and so crazy so volatile that just should should leave it alone. He's excited but also also I think he's fucking bidder that he's working for lame ass NASA and not Elon Musk Musk space x company. We'd actually get to Mars. I think they worked together. Nassan essence space extra hand in hand. I think I don't know I don't know it's like. HP lovecraft like the scariest things of the things that are unknown and the you know them. Go insane well imagine what if you like what if they find something in this Martian life and you could like get it injected into you and all of a sudden like a superhuman but then you Martian and right yeah yeah so think about that I will I will do it. Bring it down here. Let's move on this all right moving on this and I'm GONNA be honest. Boris Johnson keeps saying he's GonNa get the Brexit a done by October thirty first and I'm really not exactly sure how he thinks he's going to do that. In light of all the losses he has suffered over the past few weeks weeks I mean he lied to the Queen Forgotten. He's lucky to still have his head but now to the Queen Denisa apologized to her. I don't pick if he did it this year. He's make the crown later but now as as as Conservative Party party meet at their conference in Manchester is still claiming there is no reason brexit won't happen holding onto his do or die stance even though opposition members of parliament passed a rule requiring him to ask for an extension. If the deal is not done by October Nineteenth even though he lost his bid to hold another general election even though less than half of his own party now thinks he will get it done on down from seventy eight percent in August and now a new report has come out that while he was mayor of London he gave some hot American businesswoman thousands of dollars from an agency agency you control because they were fucking while Boris was still married to his second wife allegedly the article also alleged that Boris would stroll over to them to then twenty-seven-year-old Woman's home on afternoon breaks a home that was apparently outfitted with the stripper pole and I don't think he just strolled over. I think he probably ran over allegedly so all this is compounding pep step yeah a little like a kid that just figured out a masterpiece lunch and all this out and exploded over the years and exit thirty first not looking great had a zip line directly to they just get a couple of new tattoos and join a band yeah. I mean I'd go buy a ticket. Well also the chick. Did you see a picture of him in her no she ah this chick roasted him on twitter she said it looked like a shitty halloween costume of trump and stormy like it. It's like a JV version of trump in storms the girl that's that's the giant giant boobs Fun of herself and how nice yeah weird power stuff yeah so brexit not looking great and if you go yeah predicted that works slash Promo Slash Heart Twenty you can bet on his what what is going to happen. The odds of Brexit happening dropped from thirty three cents twenty cents in the past week but of climbed the twenty four cents in the past twenty four hours. Oh so this is a long shot pick. I'm not gonNA tell you which way to go because unless Boris know something all of us don't unless he's about to drop the mic the whole world. I think he's going to have to ask that for that. Extension and Brexit won't happen so the exact opposite of what I had said in the beginning right now. The no is trading for seventy eight cents but twenty four cents is not to be overlooked as a definite no and again any good news could bump that right back up and you can take the money and run I kind of like a sadist latest when it comes to my friends and I kind of hope that now brexit hits yes because you'll you'll never recover I will from the mind fuck. You've been apologized apologizing for weeks and if it actually hits you're GONNA GONNA apologize for telling people to flip flop. You'RE GONNA get you'll never recover from that. Yeah Yeah you're right. I won't make our friendship a lot. No more fun so remember. This is all totally legal in all fifty states. 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I needed so like Martha use your use Your Debit Card whatever get twenty bucks on us by going to predicted dot org slash Promo Slash Heart factor twenty predicted dot org slash promo slash hundred tornadoes also congrats if you got in on the trump having over one hundred and eighty tweets if you put eight fifteen down on that which is the Max bet you are now rolling in the fucking dough so oh good rants yeah grants you know so that's what we call a you just won grants and our policies to whoever deemed us on instagram twitter Nastase what we thought of the pence hence tweets that bet is not looking so oh we thought he meant trump yeah with always said trump's or one eighty not eighty. You guys know that I'm dyslexic. Sorry about that. My I bet sorry lastly seventy two year old Dallas Man James Michael Meyer fatally shot a suspected burglar behind his home and then went back to sleep because Texas MHM because Meyer told police he woke up at five. AM to noise shooting really took it out of him. Yeah exactly like Oh very emotional shooting you had to go back to sleep Meyer told police he woke up at five. Am to noise outside his home and saw someone trying to break into historic shed with a pickaxe so naturally the Texan grabbed his handgun went outside and yelled at Robert to stop and not come any closer or shoot so far so good Meyer said what happened next was the man walked toward him which is exactly what he'd said not to do so he fired and the burglar dropped pick axe and ran meyer allegedly told police that he fired again into the night in the direction and went back to bed satisfied that nothing was gonNA happen no robbery no harm no foul. Nobody called the cops right and no one called the costs that even the neighbors thank God he shot at the Robert. Everyone go back to sleep when when he woke up for the for the day a few hours later around seven. AM He found he'd killed the man has wife than called an attorney before mile called nine one one hundred two reports that he was the victim of crime and medical help was needed for the robber he'd shot to death officers found the unidentified suspect and Myers backyard face down on the ground with gunshot wounds to the neck to the back of his neck act like through his neck so I guess the second shot into the night was a little more focused than it was actually him standing directly over the the body shooting into the back of his very yeah. I think what he did is he waited until he sobered up a little bit. That's I think that's what he's shot wasn't into the night it was into the neck and after homicide detectives investigated they thought similarly will because they've arrested him for murder so I'll tell you but it off my fucking story of being twenty five feet away way and then the next shot being from insure way down through the right probably did not up for logistics. I want to know what was in the shed. Some really important. It really really wasn't assault on his shed is that that's not a crime in my opinion well to watch the shadow well what's in the he's going to go through trial. I think he's allowed to stand his ground but I I think that based on the things he he's certainly lying about how it went down and we'll see what happens anyways before we say the end Antonio Brown tweeted out my English paper due tonight eight at Twelve Nita proof proof reader make sure as and bs he's spelled my paper due tonight and Prophet or Piero Effinson Offensive Piero F. and that's going to do it hard factor. Hopefully the starts. Everyone's week is going to go smoothly today. Oh Hey if you got those hard factors stickers we sent out don't forget to take pictures is with them and send them to us tweet them and stuff and they also make us happy. 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Fixing Sports & Curt Menefee Breaks Down the Hawks and XFL

Brock and Salk

1:02:30 hr | 1 year ago

Fixing Sports & Curt Menefee Breaks Down the Hawks and XFL

"In these Bracken Song brought your to fight Iran would rock. You're not subscribe to receive every episode at Apple Apple. PODCASTS or on Google podcasts. Wiese Stink now here. Your hosts word and Mike Song. Do we stink stink. But it seems like there's a lot of things in the world that do and thankfully brock. We're here to fix all that's done right there play. We're here to fix it all today. That's our job we'll talk to curt menefee but before we do that. Something new on the broken salt show or the podcast show we fixer upper. We've ever done this uh-huh we ever fixed things together. Let me see I have disadvantages. You know I'm not a handy. That's the other one. That's the award I met thank you know. I'm not necessarily a handy as you know. Thank you Tony. Minor Mr Laka Mojo. The paper boys. Yeah that was from another brock. Insult idea a war. This rumor that was old school not necessarily a handy not necessarily headset doorjamb by the way. Don't worry about it. I gotTA fix longer screw lungs crews makers I well I. Yeah it had to do with unscrewing we can re screwing. You didn't do the Golf Tee Gorilla Glue Particle Board Nethon so far actually. It's held up really well eventually lead to get fixed again but so far it's been okay. No I yeah. I think you're a fixer. Well that's what we need to do. Fixer uppers here. I had five things. I think we added a couple more. I think we're seven things that we will fix here. The rules rules to the game. Though you have to fix whatever it is in no more than three steps can how do you play in this. Know How we fix this game. We make sure how he doesn't blame. Guaranteed this game is not fix things. In three steps or fewer gets to war-scarred tiles can always play. Yes of course cow complex but not howdy. That's the rolls out of. Not playing was part of the fix. That was fixed with a broken song. PODCAST number one. How'd he doesn't doesn't play the right now? Fixed the show. Look at that all right. Are you ready for fixed things. Brock number one fixed the seahawks. That's generally where we start around here. Let's fix the seahawks in three steps or fewer. I can give you mine okay. And then I'd like to hear your fixes. Here's my thing you could fix the seahawks in three steps number one. Add to pass rushers meaning David Clowney and to pass rushers. Okay so fix your pass rush. Rush steps to acquire via the draft or free agency an impact corner or safety An impact member of your secondary secondary. I don't care which position he plays but I need one or the other. I mean I have other things to do in the draft etc later down the line. They need to be quite as as can't miss but I want on a can't miss impact member of my secondary and then the third thing for me would be to bring in a defensive mind who is is somewhat different. Somebody's just and I'm not saying that. They need to change what they do. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PDF wholesome wholesale changes as you can tell all three of my fixes have to do with the defense not the offense. I'm not looking to let Russ Cook or fire shoddy or fire Ken Norton or anything like that. But you know there are. There are enough big time defensive minds out there. That don't necessarily think exactly the same as Pete and I think it would be helpful for them to bring in somebody who just does things a little bit differently to help with parts of what they do and and the name Phillips is probably the one that jumps out because he's had so much success he's not built exactly like Pete we've seen him in a couple of different super bowls with excellent defenses and it would just it would just start to vary things a little bit so fix your pass rush with with two players plus clowning fix your secondary with an impact safety after your corner and bring in somebody whether it's Wade Phillips or someone like him to just dig. Just bring some new creative different ideas to your defense really good fix it. Sounds better than the golf tee in your door hinge race that that. Yeah that just feels a whole lot. Better you think fixes the seahawks significant step. I the first one for me yes. I think that that is a very good exercise. I would take it even a step further back and remember when Dipoto in Stanton in those guys came in here and talked about the exercise. They did when they had to make the decision. Are we going to stay status quo or are we going to blow the singer. Like are we legitimately GonNa hit this nuclear button and take some significant vacant steps back and lose more than we've ever lost over the last few decades in order to win in the future and in order for them to make that decision. What did they do? They went around and in with a with A. I know pat and I would imagine the legal notepad yellow legal notepad that Marvin Demo loved so much and I I would imagine they said okay. How many of these guys can be on this roster when we win a world series series right that was the exercise in whatever it was twenty? Twenty go ahead and write down the names on this roster and they all looked at and go not good enough not even close we gotta we gotTa do this guys and Gals we got this thing up and I think I would love to see that exercise done on their defense. I would love to see Schneider and Federer and Kirschner and it's P.. Carol and Ken Norton Whatever Ten or twelve decision-makers. Get in that room and say okay legal pads out how many of the dudes on this roster that we have right now defensively can help win a super bowl that would be the first exercise and I think they would say oh my Gosh we've got some significant holes and problems problems on both the front ends and the back end. I think linebacker bobby still got a couple years to win super bowl I think Kendricks can come back from an ACL put in the right spot. I think thank you can be a super bowl quality linebacker griffin could be on your team. He might not a year ago. Aluminum Andrei digs absolutely guy in the next and this is in the NFL by the way this it's not a five year exercise right the NFL turns over and what happens right it is. It's a two years two to three year period or not extend any for over the next couple of years. So what are your three. So I think that's number one is Cole Cole and get rid of what can't be that's exactly right. So who's on that list. There's a bunch of them I think unfortunately cage as on that that list for me and he's GonNa Save you seven million bucks McDougal's on that list for me he's GonNa save you five million bucks. I mean I think those are guys you just it at that number. You can't win the Super Bowl. Oh with Bradley McDougal the two million third safety okay not at five million near starter. Money can do that. K J league minimum with some incentives. Great Awesome love that that is a fourth linebacker number next ten million bucks and save seven those things and those are hard decisions because our good veteran players share that those guys what year and a half two two years you invested in your future K. J. One year deal to and Bradley you got great value out of Bradley's contract right. I mean he made like three reform million bucks so I think in those two unlike you know if you want to joke goals and Ziggys and look at what you pay those guys for production. Those have been pretty good deals. So that's my I I exercise is to to really curate. Everybody's ideas the number two. Is You gotta make those moves and create cap space and then number three. Yes significant resources. I have got to go to that decline in the secondary right in this league. You've gotTa Have D. Line and you got to have people that can cover and take the ball away significant resources in free agency in significant resources versus once again in this upcoming draft in the good news is this is a good corner draft not the one when we were on the air three years ago where you could list I think ten corners and he loved the guy out of Colorado Outta that went to the cowboys and you rattled off like ten consistent authors kids Colorado s witherspoon right and he's a forty niner and then okay not great. What was the other guy? I DOWN IN DALLAS. And he's been a good starting corner for them. So you need significant resources. Underline in your secondary and yeah. I think that that fix helps helps a defense. It was in the bottom ten this year. Getting that Middleton with their offense. You're GONNA be competing. I think for this division ultimately running so we just fixed the seahawks in each of us in three steps of the six things we said none of them had an into the offense. Now want Now one thing and that's not to say that there won't be things that happen offensively Francis. Last year I think Sosa Top ten rushing off the top five rushing offense. There's a top ten scoring. Offense was top ten offense since last year and yet. That's where all the focus with the top three quarterback if not top one quarterback in the league. That's what they were last year. That was Wissam injuries on the old line that was with an injury to Disley. That's what the emergence of two thousand yard receivers with a top three running back like those pieces all come back. This is going to be an offensive minded talented team. They can add In that draft in the middle rounds it can add in free agency right this. This is such a loaded wide receiver draft the best on paper. That all these guys ever seen and you know what that does to veteran free agent receivers in some pretty decent ones man. Does it deflate their market man. Does that give you an opportunity to not have to Ron Brown or Maliki leak Turner in the playoffs. Oh to lease but a legitimate guy that has played in this league. I think they'll find the those things happen for you. I don't think you need to necessarily make them your priority priority. I think they'll find those guys so I I just I'm not that worried about their their offense that way. I think it will take care of itself. You've got Russell Wilson. I often find fine but there are so close to having an elite offense like a truly elite offense. You're GONNA et replacing three or four offensive line and you want to scrap heap guys again and watch a weed. I think we've got an eyelid. You've got enough cap. Space and draft picks that you don't have to do that either. You can still find yourself some decent decent offensive lineman but in the meantime you've gotta fix your pass rush. You cannot function another year with your pass rush looking like it did this year Johnathan posts like one too at center. Duane Brown is your left tackle. DEMARCO JONES IS GONNA be a better guard guard than any guard. You've had the last two or three years correct now. What are you going to do it right? Tackle if Eddie walks you know I think. That's a legit question. Do you pay George Fan a little bit of money and make him a right tackle. Does he have a skill set to do that. That is something that they're going to gauge in that building. So yeah I'm not GONNA say. How do you write that all of a sudden? Oh you know Russell can fix everything on that auto line. I think there are some resources air but you got a lot of cap spaces especially if you let go of it. And that's what eight million dollars savings right and I think you have to let go. If I'm a I thought they were GonNa let go last year year too late on Pay Luke Joel nine million dollars that's a scrappy guy was about nine million dollars like unless you truly invest. You're getting tragedy paid you. You paid your potty two million you paid fluker two million I mean does Marco. Jones is better than both those guys have both been fine. They were. They weren't luke and they weren't the reason they lost in the playoffs. Not even a little bit. I mean they they were more than serviceable and they allowed them to have a pretty decent running game throughout the problem. Rob Was couldn't stop anybody and when it mattered most on huge third downs. There are secondary wasn't good enough. They were playing Leno Hill in key spots and their and their pass rush wasn't good enough. They couldn't get to the quarterback they they didn't touch Aaron Rodgers for the entirety of that game. And that's two years in a row get it. How do you wait anyhow was supposed to be part of? I can't help help just talking over each other building on each other's ideas of knows renting opinion I promise you guys are finally coming around Delano Hill L.. Integra Thompson Stink. Because how do you try to tell you that for like four year. Oh we we haven't been able to see him yet is not Delano. You know at least I was hanging out at home because I don't think he's going to be in the NFL next year. Or Hey Brock you're here with Kerry from twitter carry. Our family loves four. I am not surprised at the route. Four is actually our best selling vehicle. The new styling improve gas mileage plus all the latest safety technology features make it. The perfect car are for North West lifestyle and all new ravs come standard now with apple carplay an android auto. And how's your inventory. Well because we sell so many rat fours we actually earn even more more from the factory. So we'll always have dozens to choose from SORTA puyallup putting you first since one thousand nine hundred seventy. Here's the next thing. We're going to fix brock in three step sir. Less three steps are fewer frozen action. I did this. Did you know that I've been on the frozen in the in the at the paramount. How was it oh great? Was it good. Who's well done every loved transfixed by the whole thing something to take the family and we do yeah absolutely it was entertaining? It was where I am. I mean you're seeing music. You're seeing play theatre opera opera. I like to AH operate. Yeah not once a year. Every few years I'll go to the card carrying member the Bene- Royal Hall. No but I go there once a year too. I like going to bed. That's an awesome place all right fixed the NFL in three steps fix the XFL the Xhosa the the XFL in three steps. I've got I've got the three things to fix the XFL reading step one. Don't start it in February started in like May Let people develop. Aw I I'm not ready yet. I just finished the Super Bowl. I I'm not ready for football yet. I have no hunger for it yet. I need a little bit of the natural evolution of the the seasons. I'm not ready for football and even if you waited like a month I'd be more ready. I'm not ready for football right. You need to cleanse the palate. I need to yes. Yes I need some work some grapefruits sorbet or something like this is how i. It's too close to the Super Bowl. I it's not get my eyes can't be tricked into believing. Oh this is a good product. That's right 'cause I just saw football played at a really High Level Sixteen Ryan Tannehill in the AFC championship game. So I know oh great football when it's hey so don't pretend no I just. I need a little space. But don't crowd me. That's very need a little bit of Spain and that's not a criticism criticism. It just I. It would be helpful and might be alone but these are my fixes I would. I could use a little space. Don't smother me. That's one number two. The three year rule has go. Do not do not keep the same rule that the NFL has that requires players to be out of high school for three years allow players to come directly from high school with the problem that the XFL has is that there are no stars in it. Why not find those kids that are sec top tier talent who have zero interest in going to school? And I'm not saying that's all of them by no means is it. There are plenty of kids brock. And I know you've told me a million times that are really interested in getting that education. Asian is a part of their experience. But I think we also know there are plenty of them. That are not interested in that that are not quite green. Who couldn't be bothered to go to class there are plenty of? SEC huge big time athletes including quarterbacks who are not particularly interested in getting their degree. It's not important to them as Jones wants tweeted. I didn't come here to play school. That's right so instead of paying those kids. Fifty five thousand. What if you had a premium for the best high school players coming out of high school and you paid them? Eighty five or one hundred thousand dollars and you brought in some big big time recruits right the top tier athletes and big-name name quarterbacks and said for your three years of getting ready for the NFL which you were going to do in high in college and not get paid for and only have a certain amount of time to practice and have have to go to school. This and that we're going to make a full time football player. We're GONNA pay eighty five to one hundred thousand dollars a year to do it and at the end of that you're still going to be eligible for the NFL draft. Why wouldn't you do that in an take a take on college football and be actually find a means to bringing some stars into your into your into your league about that? I would do that immediately. And in and maybe there's something going on behind the scenes where the NFL doesn't want them to do that or the NC double a.'s pressured the NFL. But I I would do that. A flash. There's no reason you can't have the very best. What would be freshman sophomore those kids who can't play in the NFL yet? Get them right here and let him go nuts in the XFL and see what happens the third thing and I don't. There's no real plan for you. You gotta just the quarterback play has to be a little bit better Because there were a lot of good things came out of the League. I thought I mean you you you you. Some of the quality of play was very good your game and then broke out especially good quality. Play and quarterbacks were good but you know there are a lot of balls thrown at the ground. There are a lot of these sorta twenty-one for I'm just looking at some of the stats from the weekend for quarterbacks. UC Twenty one forty. You see twenty two of forty four sixteen of Thirty Four Spiff Dean of twenty nine. There were a couple of on the other side of that ledger. So I don't think I mean there was also a twenty twenty seven thirty three or forty two a couple of guys that did well but there are way too. Many of those fifty percent or fewer type of efforts from the quarterbacks. Yeah that's hard hard so you know if if I'm the X.. Can look announcing all right week. One was successful but so is week one of the a lot of very similar things being said after week one of the AF. The question is can you get people to build part of their weekend around this. That's what makes the NFL special right. I build my weekend around. Hey what are you doing. Well of C- seahawks play Sunday. They at Ten Ten ten. So that's what I'm doing from ten until one thirty. That's my that's my weekend. Everything else has to get built around it will. Will this be something where over time name. It's there's no more curiosity factor has to be no. This is something I truly want to watch. I'm going to build my weekend. What is a is a contract? Employee must recuse recused myself fixes. You're not being paid by the by the by thought. That's what you think. I'm I'm double dipping recuse myself. Is it true who's paying you. Fox's pain okay. Yeah no I I would contend. I think those are all three really a good ideas and those aren't shots. I thought it was not taken. Shot the difference though. Let me start with what you comparison to the AF The challenge AF had number one. Obviously it was fake money. Yes I never got paid fake money is it was outright oxtail. Yeah let's lawsuits about fraud and misrepresentations representations and things going on behind the scenes that number two after the initial weekend of being on network. TV Do you remember what happened. They they went to bleacher report. They went to Susan. Who like a three yes to Joe? TV I mean it went places where a joke couldn't find it so that was a really cool product doesn't happen here. They in every Saturday. We'll be. Yep every Saturday will be Fox. ABC and Sunday goes to ESPN NFS. One but you're going to be able to just have it on your channels that are on on your guide that are right there in front of you. Oh there it is also challenge I understand the oversaturation to a degree. And you come right the Super Bowl but this is also your window to Gist capture. Because you don't have the masters in April you don't have the NFL draft. You don't have the build up to the NFL this there is a downtime in the NFL. This February March arch right now. March gets going with free agency in the combine at the end of the month. But you get a chance here to capture two or three weekends especially in February. Where what else are you legitimately turning thirty nine in watching the ball comes in March? July march madness is so dominant there through March right then the NFL. Draft the end of April. You have a window. I think of opportunity to kind of capture. It may be an interesting time the moment the NFL draft ends. And everybody's got that started a month earlier than that. I don't know I I'm not ready at all. Like dial where you read. You weren't right either coming up. I was so ready but my readiness started started to wane. It waned quickly went. I'm not out. You may remember last year. I'm sure no one does. I came in on Monday. I was Mr AF. I was all in on the AF and then I was all all out. Soul Facet meager and spin. WHOA WHOA doesn't work as well when you say that? How do you own right to? I loved I'M GONNA late. I'm a late adopter. I am not going to be an early adopter on this league right. I'm going to let heartbroken yes. I'm going to guard my heart on myself and I'm going to let them win me over because there's nothing worse than falling in love with a new league only to have not succeed with Loughrey watched what happened to kyle with the A. Ah Joel Martin. Your heart and brandon silvers hands so the the ratings on Fox where like a two three two seven between the two games by comparison. That's better than any really. I think any Fox game that I did this year save for Bedlam. Bedlam was in the threes That that's much bets. Double the number number of say. Ucla Oklahoma. We did and Fox on Saturday night. Primetime Washington. Utah was a afternoon on Saturday. I think that was like a one. Six one seven it did did better than really good college football their key though and I. That's that's that's about right. That's what I would guess especially for week one. What I'm curious about is week two and three and don't hear this is A? It's going to go down week two or three. I'm not saying that that's really. The test is because week one is all right. Let's see these new rules. Let's see what they're doing. Let's see if this thing there's a play. Yeah let's see if there's any stars let's see if there is an ex Kurt Warner Jake del. See and I think some of the some of the rule things were interesting right. I mean I. I thought the kickoff rule was cool. And that maybe something the NFL wants to steal or adapt. And I think that the or adopt rather extra point thing was a good idea while I was surprised to see so many teams going for one. Correct the different one one in two seems negligible and the percentages were forty one and thirty six actually less right Yeah to get one point. The two you've got to go through think he'd be going for three off from the ten if those numbers stay around that thirty eight to forty one percent at one and two yes. I think that probably is where this league starts and nobody wants to be the first one to go out and do it right. I would have done it right off. I'm over three. You have not. You're not going against any precedent or any trip. Why wouldn't you start off swimming? And there's no way you're getting got fired only defensive oriented Hamilton. You're out of here. You went for three too early for Johnson. Got Fire is team won the game. He's the ruthless heffer. Johnson was so good as player band. Don't you ever met great introduction meeting by the way love being there I already gave. Here's here's the key. Those the numbers this weekend have got to be in the twos again. Numbers are in the twos again and again and again. Guess what you can do you. Got Your selling legitimately selling to the big advertisers and getting legitimate legitimate money and when you get legitimate money Mike then you're number two. You know you get the opportunity to do. I don't think it's a high school kid players. Yes but it's also that a kid that they played really well in college a freshman that is sitting there going. Do I want to stick around here for the next two or would it be. Who made two hundred right? They don't they don't they cannot do that cannot do. They have the three year rule just like three or rule but but once again like if they look at and say that is a training ground. That's a developmental ground. That's some good football and I can make six figures and go play there in legitimately help myself for the NFL in two years. And I think that's the target not necessarily kid out of high school. I think that is such a total crapshoot. We've seen it in this market between siler miles and Jeff Lynne. Christ fine you know. Let let them be in college. See if there's a true fee numbers. There wasn't college last year. There's there's Justin fields in the justin fields makes a decision. Do I want to be at Ohio state in capture the the the Ohio state to everything that it brings to me for my life on and off the field or do I want to go to this. XFL and get paid legitimate. Maybe it's one hundred fifty grand whatever it is that this leak starts to make some money in play. Are there before I've been bounced to the. NFL will I be more NFL ready because being down on the sidelines that game felt right in between a college game in an NFL game. It was faster the college football much of it that I've ever seen and it was just maybe a step slower obviously than the elite. NFL game couple other things to fix while we're just fixing everything in the world segment job for the X.. Honestly Week One. Based on the press that they've received the publicity etcetera was eight was a solid week. One the trick now is to follow it up to get people who said Hey all right. That was cool. I want to see what it looked like. But you know I'm not going to build my life around it. Will they keep coming back. And I think there's a good chance that that happens. We'll see we'll see we'll see weeks two and three all right next thing to fix. Fix the Oscar so boy. This past weekend was Oscar Week. Kyle and I didn't get to watch the Oscars together like what do really do I know. Generally Kyle and I watch them in spring training in Arizona Shannon. Yes GonNa miss that I own. I gathered to watch watch. What's going on in both politics and you could still do it now? Like you can call each other and say hey we do our laundry folks talk. You WanNA come out cannon's there I had I don. DVR Too because that's when we were out watching frozen so heather and I zipped through the Oscars this year and in no time which is definitely the award presentations. I watched them Um and stuff like yeah. I don't care about makeup. I don't know you just kind of wait and see what it is. They're all the commercials you fast forward. The Renee Zellweger. Like Ah. There's things that you just know to all right. So here my three three step fixes for mostly this Oscars but also some other Oscars number one. St Steve Martin Chris Rock were great together let them just host the Oscars. Not that I didn't I didn't I was fine with the no host thing but the two of them together they were right Different General Yes. Do that Steve Martin. Chris rock very good together. They come and get away with a lot number two just a war just go back retroactively and give Sam Mendes the award for best director actor. That wasn't right that you didn't entire movie in one shot but come on. I know they gave it to the cinematographer for nine hundred seventeen but go back and give it to San Mendez. Parasol was good movie. He probably deserved best picture. It yes you saw person is good. It's really good. Was it good. Yeah I like nineteen seventeen better but I would no issues with parasite winning best picture but come on. Fixed the Oscars Scher's by awarding the. Yes to the movies I for. That's exactly right thank you. And then here's my final fix for the Oscars you kind of make it. American can idol style where people at home vote for how long each winner gets on the stage. So that when Joaquin Phoenix starts rambling rambling. incoherently about not making on. Everyone's gotTa Buzz. Yes yeah so we're just waiting and that's one that's one buys. Yeah that's true I don't know versus when the The director who won for parasites starts telling this great story about how he had this quote that he had he had kept on his wall since forever in his he kept kept this quote forever and he. He revealed that it was from What's his name from From the Irishman Martin Scorsese. Thank you it was Martin. Scorsese's quote Scorsese process. He was there and they allowed a big ovation that was awesome and he should be allowed to continue and then when Renee Zellweger comes out and she's annoying you just hit the button and you don't have to why a home can vote on the she's onto buzzers. Say next she's jail. She's out now. If you really wanted to make it cutthroat you would not give the buzzers to the people. At home you would give the buzzers to all of the people at the way you want in. That room presses a buzz. Well no it has to be secret. But he's gotta be secret they can't see the buzzer you would have to be secret. Buzzer Mike Hollywood. Secret Buzzer the Astros Grass. Secret buzzers secret buzzers. So that they could buzz out the people that they don't like and then you find out who in Hollywood is liked and respected and who is not. Tell me that wouldn't make for more entertaining. Oscar experience you thought the Oscars were liberal already. find out it's not what you think if it was secret about a drop floor like if you have a just yes and the floor drops and they just go down in the water. Sweeney Nickelodeon to come in Russell will will host yet the kids choice let them just go phoenixes one really good accurate but man that guy should not just don't talk animal animal pita. Just let it go. You don't WanNa know trust me. You don't want to hear any of it. It was it was hard to listen to all right. Can I sneak one of mine. What would you like to fix? I know how it he's probably going to be. Oh animated on this wire. He's chomping at the bit. Probably how do you fix udub hoops. Kyle fire my cop. Enough is enough. He's proven he's lost the team. He can't play with these one and done our rights and step back next year. You thought this year was bad. Enough Super Kook Kooks beat am. Yes I mean. Everybody beats them soundly. They lost like nine in a row. You realize that they're in the basement. What happened there in last? What has it happened well? Here's what I do hard to fix fix. We all know what happened. The wheels of told the come off like a floor underneath Mike Hopkins right into a dunk tank. It's time to just play the freshman adventure juniors it. I mean you've gotta go young freshmen are all going to be gone off. This is who I'm not talking about. I'll get to Jane mcdaniels. I don't play him either. That's number two. He's as a freshman. That's fine I'm talking about. I'm talking about your other freshmen. I said play your freshman place Stewart. Play the kid from Marysville play the kid from Oregon play those yes Marcus Williams. Yes you've got to play them. Play them and I'm sorry like your juniors have had three years here and they're gonNa be off the bench and you're going to have to earn every second of it because because when you're cellar-dwelling a new season's over and you're not making the nit. It is time to play your young people. And I'm and I'm sorry. Let Your Juniors Sore foot four coming off the bench you have got while you're young people number two J mcdaniels is man. That's been a real challenge. I was talking to some basketball people about this and they're like if an NBA GM or coach thinks that they're going to take that kid in the top ten. They're going to lose their jobs right and I hate to label a seventeen or eighteen year old coach killer. And I'm not necessarily doing that because this kid is young enough enough to turn the corner but right now this is not working and he will have to sit on that bench and earn every second if he didn't play as hard as possible. You're just GONNA continue to sit if they're in A. I'm sorry this is not working. We have given you. How many games the season so those are my two immediate fixes as far as just playing the young guys and not your juniors and seniors anymore either? Hot Jay mcdaniels using hops in any trouble a no. I think to time coach of the year. I don't think so I. I mean right back to back years set-back coach of the year. I think this is a step back and reflection that we are not a five star program. I I've been thinking about this and I thought I've been told the story thing on the podcast. The difference between Texas and Texas attacking the difference between Herman having a bill that program with five star kits and everything that comes with versus build program with three star kits in heck look at the Texas Tech Heck look at Dayton heck look at these programs all over college basketball look at Washington when he was coach of the year. Did he do it on the shoulders of five star recruits or. Did he do it on the shoulders of choice of some four stars and some other absolute role players that buy in and will sacrifice and be tougher together. Do everything that's asked. And I think this is one of those as you. Look in the mirror and go. We're not five star program. We're not we're not going to be that we will let Arizona and we will let Ucla. We'll let others win the recruiting rankings. And they can do that we are. I'm not GonNa do the five star route. We are not a five star program. We are a three star program with four star. That's the right mix maybe the local kid and we're going to do it the right way and you know what what I'm GonNa have them. Run them stares out at Forbes Creek Park and they're going to be Pukhan and they're going to be punching me and they're gonNA be furious and they may not like me but we're going to do it with a hard hat and the lunch Pale and we can't do it with the five stars isn't that isn't that the style of coach that he's been since he's been here Mike Hopkins. He has been a grinder right. Layers like e works guys a hard and it is not just that Jaden mcdaniels is not playing well in this team. There is not a player on this team. Outside of Nas Carter and outside of Isaiah Stuart that is playing to their capabilities abilities. Not One. That's all on the coach. One hundred percent something has to change there and how he does this. Because Jay mcdaniels didn't ruin them but I think we're brock saying is we're the change occurs is not what the coaching styles with the types of players and the personalities that you bring in so five Star Recruit Palo Bench Ero at O.`day new John can be a one and done kind of John Brockman and like I mean that guy is legit. We have seen what that did to. Lorenzo was on what it did right at the second. Half of Lorenzo's career but I'd say a steward is a five star playing great music. Great kid unfortunately the ideas. It's not that you would say no to two five star kids. It's that you only say yes to the right ones. You're right and I think that's gotta be the theory by pretend to the right ones working from a work capacity standpoint and whatever it takes Isaiah Stewart was the right one. It's not like they're seven five star kids trying to go to Washington all right. They only get the weather. Even I understand that. But what you're saying is you. Don't just say yes automatically that you have to actually do your homework. Even on the five star kids and still they'll find the ones that fit with the mentality. You're looking for in the personnel five-star that has a three star mentality and those are even more rare to find because most of the five stars get the adulation in sixth grade. Most of the five stars get their butts kissed junior high. Most of the five stars have already figured now what their shoe deal is going to be and where they're going to go in and starting to build their entourage around them to get to the NBA. GimMe the five star. That is still built like a three Unicorn. It okay recruit the golden goose. That's what brock that's okay. You not just recruiting that one player. You're saying that I'm going to recruit three stars. who have the right attitude? Attitude recruit four stars got the right attitude and on the five star kids. Yeah if the right one is there then absolutely will spend some energy and time trying to make it happen but we're not going to go all out for the kid that is going to be a potential huge deal for the program but also a potential program record. It's just not worth rhys went on paper right. We're not GONNA win on hype. We're we're not gonNA win on perception. We're not GONNA do it. We're going to win with the lunch pail. How do you not buying it gets allies? leaper all those guys on the roster. They've been there for three years and none of them are good good and none of them got better and Hopkins brought every one of them. They're all the previous iteration. Got A lot better over the last two years. So what Hopkins showed with Romar guys has. He's good on the court coach but he has yet to develop players at all. No I mentioned those guys. I think what he didn't do is develop his own guys right. which tells me it's more about recruiting than it is about coaching? He was better developing somebody else's players. Somebody else brought in the guys did it right. I think that's sort of the point. So yeah I I understand what proxy. I don't know the right answer to this but I think I understand your point what's going on across. I ninety that guy inherited right. He inherited a bunch the three stars and two stars and and guess what he's over. What is Tony? What is Tony Bennett? Don Throughout his careers. I wonder how much in in basketball and I don't know that much about the inner workings of recruiting basketball towns. You don't want it. I know I don't legitimate legitimate for us. We don't want to know. I wonder if yeah. I wonder if one of the reasons some of these guys have had success with other coaches recruits is that they never had to promise them anything. Yup and this is just me. I don't know enough about this. If I'm if I'm completely way off on this feel free let me know. But how many promises do you have to make to to recruits in basketball special even more so than football because you only get a few on your team's only so I know how many incredibly hard to Keach promises. Do you need to make. Yes that then. What your word encumber encumber you once once they actually get your program versus okay? I'm I'm coming in air fresh. I promise she jack that's exactly what I didn't tell. The last guy did feel free to transfer if you want. But if you're gonNA stay here and you want to play this year. These are my rule. Sorry I promise here's. USA's here's the other bind is thought about these words that came out of my mouth ten minutes really. This is why I'm I'm. I'm falling farther and farther out of love with basketball every year. The coaches have no control whatsoever. And I'm all for players rights and players having a a level of safety and getting paid and this. I'm I'm for that but at the end of the day there's got to be some sort of a top down mentality to your sport and this trickles down from the NBA down to college and eventually into high school. AU Center where the coaches don't have any juice whatsoever and it is entirely kid Ron Player on former NBA Guy said this to me yesterday. We were looking at the shooting facility. He said to me we're talking about some of this and talking about U. Dub job actually and he said where what other job in America does. The Labor have more power and make more money than management. What what other? What other and it'll be radio radio professional sports radio over? Sure Radio's definitely that so. Yeah were you able to relate late at all but you see some of the challenges at that does do. Yes even know them now. Since that does create some Management Management and coaching challenges. Yes it does now. Furthermore and Spring Training starts here. Go Talk to Scott Service about it. That's exactly right. Furthermore it's very easy for me to I sit here and say these. Are the fixes. Play the young guys play Jay and make them earn everything. Well for Mike Hopkins now for him as a coach this season in the future. What happens to the UBER? Talented kids down the road. Oh you ruined Jay mcdaniels. That kid came in here. He's an MBA lottery. Pick on everybody's board if he could've come right out of high school and what did you do. Where's his confidence right? I mean you're you're in a delicate spot. If you're Mike Hopkins to to your point about promising kids in recruiting kids and developing kids and took your kid. And I'm Matisse ibos awesome. I made him a first round pick. Sign me up. Kids WanNa complain for that quite a green. Let me transfer there but all of a sudden when it goes this bat and it's this tough and they're the ones in control in the body language. Right now is atrocious and harder foolish. Was it hard. I had more fun watching your daughter play basketball than watching any other basketball game in about the last five or the way that sound like a really tough fix of everything we talked about the heart of the other things were easy hawks the Oscars we have some good fixing. This will be easy. You're ready for the last one. I think the last one. We have what we could do this for our but yeah fix highschool in youth spoil. Now I know very little about high school but I have the facts. I have a couple of fix. Here's my amendment. Is My number one biggest fix for high school and Youth Sports Use Technology. Okay okay how. IMC No. I'm going to tell you. The biggest chip one of the biggest changes we've made in technology is is through our use use of video right and the ability to stream live video through the internet etc.. A very very low price ban parents prince from every single youth sports after the age of let's say ten six every parent from every every game they can watch it live via video but they cannot be there. You can have other kids there. You can have friends friends at CETERA. But if you're a parent of a kid in that can not be there and watch you have to watch through streaming video. They can smell in a cottage industry. What would that change how you built like a warehouse? Yes you have kind of fake fans or maybe you bring in artificial official noise you get used to playing. They are not allowed. I think cal ripken did this by the way in the baseball league. I'm pretty sure he did. You can watch on video one time not let the parents parents be there. He and there were no walks. Either the I think he honestly put in some of these restrictions in the league that he helped manage room back east in work. I don't know they go find out doing. I don't know I don't know if we still aboard the be intriguing. It'd be very you attend. A lot of these games. Have over the last year. So what would it be like if all of the parents had to watch on video through their computers or iphones or whatever instead of person. Well let's just say I had a friend of mine who may. Hey listen or may not listen to podcasts. I'm pretty sure he does. He was at work. Could not get home. And you're right the technology in this day and age I mean the GM. Most of these gyms have amazing cameras. Is that you can build into the to watch the game. And he said he was watching it from his cubicle and he was telling thanks Jerry come over but yes throw things in your own. Because you're not affecting anybody else when you do that you're not screwing up the kids okay. Yes because the new rule. The referee trice everybody. You just have to go sit by yourself. You can fume and get as mad as you want but you cannot do it while the kid is in sight and sound interesting. What do you think are the fast one one shot fix? And we've just solved would also ban travel and a whole bunch of other things and the whole travel thing seems like a completely. You're telling me there's not enough talent around you. You have to go travel. Of course there is why is it. What do you mean? There's not enough talent. Of course there is Seattle. Sure there's plenty of talent prosser Washington that's not true. I mean mean like Bronx. Kids don't need to go to Vegas and Atlanta and Dallas. And all that. If you can't drive there then you you know flying no flying for anything for any purpose purpose for any reason no flights until you get to college. How's that where did this idea expressed by the way I don't know I was just thinking about I think things for you're still thinking yourself walking around the House House? Yeah compared to the days we did this on an everyday basis. You still find yourself thinking nope not really thinking okay. uh-huh remember what Kyle was just trying to manage people have more power and make more money than you. That's what I'm thinking about all the time so I don't have a today or I had a little time just thinking about fixing there you go. I'm not necessarily a hand not necessarily brought but today we are we are fixers as we continue. Continue on here with the broken song podcast and police to be joined by Fox sports own curt Menefee and other brock partner as well high carb. How are you all right? How are you guys doing great? I mean how could we not we were in full. Swing here seahawks off season. We're we're fixing things at Brockton iron fix it mode so we've kind of gone we've fixed the Seahawks we fixed the XFL we fix the Oscars. We fixed social media. We're we're we're on top of the world this morning fixing things and then you'd like to fix the. There's a lot to be fixed right now in our world so that's that's the downside but if we've got two guys like you working on it and I feel a lot better. It's an extra long. PODCAST is like three straight hours mixing everything that's what it is. After the week in the dust has settled and we'll get to the seahawks and the NFL. But you know as the dust settles on the XFL look back on it now. After a few days to reflect on both our game Kurt and the weekend at large What was your biggest takeaway? I think in my biggest takeaway was how I just personally the quality of the of the play you know I was impressed with that. Because you don't know these teams were put together. Basically five weeks ago. You know guys meeting each other getting to know one another and then having to come out and play actual game with really. They didn't have preseason games at a couple of scrimmages but no tackling involved in those kinds of things And I thought the quality of play overall for the League was pretty good and I think it was officiated. Pretty well all it was all pretty clean. No big controversies so to have that coming out of the gate At a brand new league with brand new teams that was impressive to me the second second aspect of it from a big picture thing is is just the response that I think that It came about with the fans the media With people that also also obviously didn't know what to expect and we're pleasantly surprised by the quality of play by the aspect of the audio broadcasts That we did at Fox and they did it. ABC ON ESPN. And I think it caught some people by surprise because particularly and I use the line and I don't mean in a negative way but older older you know Media people who going into this like well in two thousand one this was about he hate me and it was gimmicks and it was this. Will this be the same. And he kept saying saying no. This is about football football football. But we've got you know the ability to maybe do some interviews during the game or listen to coaches call. Plays other than that. It really is about football. Oh and those people didn't believe it now if you're under thirty you don't really remember two thousand one not strongly so. This was not a surprise to them. I don't think but I think a lot of people. Well had different expectations and they came out of this feeling good about the potential. This league that he hate me things never going away though. No it's amazing moment you say the words. XFL Two thousand one. The first thing anybody says he hate me. They don't talk about Skycam which was invented. Then they don't talk about the steal the Bacon version of the opening coin. Toss loss which I thought was awesome so I think somebody got hurt but they just talk. You hate me every time I don't think the XFL two thousand and one is is the thing that it would be naturally competent. The concern is more af right that week one went well for that also right. Yeah and I think that's where the kind of the newer generation goes. I think that was one of the things going in. If you're old enough to remember two thousand one you wanted to to tied into that. If you weren't you weren't tied into the AF and this version in an not trying to do a stump speech here you know. Look I've been involved in what's going on behind the month so I had some questions going into it and those questions were answered for me so I know no. I haven't advantage that other people. Don't but you know the thing is neither one of those previous iterations or different leagues as anything to do with what this. XFL Is this XFL XFL is funded which the W. F. was not It was a league that tried to convince people they were so that they can get investors on board and obviously ran out of money during the first season because they weren't I know for a fact that funding behind this version of the XFL we'll sustain it for multiple seasons and then the wanted to come out and as long as the quality of football is good and the broadcasts are good. You're GONNA get yours. which will sustain league for years to come And as long as you don't try and compare it to something else and just look at it for what it is. I think people are going to be happy. You think there can be good enough quarterback. Play the guy that I'm staring across from here. Mr Sulk is a how. Would you define your quarterback Tim Snob. I like watching about twelve quarterbacks in the world I don't watch a lot of college football because I think the quarterback stink and I don't like watching them in eh throw. Incomplete passes to wide open players. They were NFL Games. where I'm like? Yeah you know Ryan Tannehill against I'm good and I know that guy went to the AFC championship championship game this year. But for the most part. If you don't have a quarterback play it's hard for me to to truly invest in something. So yeah I I would say maybe a quarterback SNOB. You think. The quarterback play can be good enough competent competent enough capable enough to sustain the league over these ten plus weeks. I do From the standpoint of you know look I go back to and maybe this is part of the my old guy experience at the NFL. Your pretend seasons and you go into and you know that you know. The success of the team is going to be tied to the quality of the play at quarterback and you would go into a year and you have no idea who these guys were at the end of the season. You know we had Kurt Warner we had jake delone. We had John. Those guys got an opportunity to play and develop their game. Now you know was not the hall of Fame Guy when he left but he was a guy who wound up getting an opportunity to play in the national football league. Turn that into a whole career and the same thing with some of those other guys and I'm not necessarily saying we're going to have a hall of Famer to come out of this at least this first season But I I think by the end of the season there will be guys. We had a guy in our game the Houston quarterback PJ Walker formerly known as Phillip Walker. But you know he's a guy who came out I think probably is the Star Week one that ninety nine point nine percent of people who watch football regular basis in the national football league had no idea who this guy was and by the the season if he keeps us up they will and he'll be a guy you go. Okay let me check up again. Doesn't mean he's going to be one of the top ten quarterbacks on the planet but it'll be a guy that I think people will be interested. I and I think that'll happen around the league in different spots from time to time. Did you know it when you were watching one of the fun things and and About the weekend was sitting down with you guys really after the game in the the director and the producer in guys that have been at Fox a longtime the very best to be honest with you number one director number one college football producer and sitting around the table. Oh I didn't realize how many of you cut your teeth over an NFL Europe. I mean nearly everyone around that table But spent some time in NFL Europe. Did you know when you were broadcasting casting those games and Jake degrom of Kurt Warner of John Kitten. I'd include Damon Hewitt on that list. Did you know as you were watching those guys like man you know what these could be. NFL L. Deutz like these guys have chance to be NFL guys. I thought they had a chance to be NFL guys. You know. I'll be honest with you. You know who knows that that stage they're going to be a guy who leads the team to a superbowl or guy who's a long-term starter. I can remember when Kurt Warner finish the season. You knew he could play in the national football league but at the time he had just been the fourth street. Not even the third string quarterback the fourth string quarterback in Green Bay. I believe top of my head I think he was behind far Hasselbeck back and Mark Brunell so you know he was sent over there he had been cut Saint Louis sign them and just over there to play to find out what he what he could do. She go okay. This this guy is at least the number three number two if he can get an opportunity to be on their practice squad to do something he can develop into something more and I think those are the kinds of things you saw you. Okay could be players in the league. The question was you know what type of quality but I think we also found out not to make this an NFL your introspection but you know we found out about guys who can't play. I think that's what these leagues are as much as anything else as well. I mean you may remember. Geo Chrome Ozzy was a third round draft. Pick in the San Francisco Forty niners you send them over there You spent ten minutes with him in a meeting room and watch quarter play. This guy can't do it and so I think it saves some time that way as well and you know. Maybe that's what we'll find out with some of these guys abuse league to I prefer to and it was the World League of American. Football was not at the beginning was the world league and then it became. NFL Europe. Jack bed now. I think was over there and the Barcelona Barcelona dragons. Oh Wow dragons. And that's where John Kennedy was. The quarterback launch Phillips played running back doc over there Lots of guys coming up in Boston. Sorta we follow Jack along a little vic. Yeah he'd been flutie's coach it'd be so there was a little bit of Jack Bicknell love since we're fixing things let's get back to the to the NFL And the Seahawks who were close this year right. I mean certainly record wise and they find themselves in the final eight teams of the year but watching them throughout the season. They seem to play over their head and that they won games. That it you know on paper it looked like maybe they would not and a lot of that. Sure seemed to be due to Russell Wilson as you as you saw this team and then saw you know the best teams in the playoffs and unto the Super Bowl. You have a thought on how far away the seahawks are. Yeah you know I. I think they're in that next year. If you will Again doing this. I've taught my head. They're probably you say the top four teams that you could see getting back there. I think part of the problem they got though is there in the NFC NFC and I think the NFC is that there and this is before the draft before free agency and all that. But I mean you look at it I mean even the division you go San Francisco Los Angeles so you would assume won't be as bad coming off of a part of that was coming off the super bowl loss Arizona's going to get better but you look around in in Green Bay will improve New Orleans. We'll see what happens with drew. BREES THEIR ATLANTA. I think it's more of what they were the second half of the season than what they were the first half of the season you know I think a lot of these teams are it much deeper in the NFC and that will be the challenge for. I think the Seahawks I do feel like you know. They're games that you go there out of it. You GotTa give him credit coming me back and fighting and being in it and winning at the end But it is probably a year ahead of where they should have been so I I I don't see them at least taking a step back. I think their problems really ron defense and brock. You and I talked about in the preseason. This felt like the year that the seahawks had to become offense of team after years of kind of relying on the defense and they did did that. They're able to do that now. Obviously health became an issue down the stretch as well but I don't think they're that far away. I don't think they're in the elite category. But I think they're in the very good category and what can can you do realistically either your experience in decades and decades of watching this. What realistically can they do? Defensively to add is at one is a two is is it three. I mean they got a bunch of free agents Quinton. Jefferson's a free agent Obviously David Clowney the very best player arguably on that defense is a free agent. Y- It is a free agent. You know you've got eljay call. You got regime grain. You've got Shaquille Griffin. He Got Brandon. Jackson got just a lot of bodies and even some familiar names but not many playmakers on that outside. What realistically can they do? This off-season to really buttress a defence. A desperately need some help. I think to me it all starts you know. My understanding is pretty good and cap space but What are you doing today? Cloudy and once you decide that then everything kind of spins off the bat and I. I think it's an interesting dilemma. Because you look at him and at times he might be the best defensive on it football but at times. He's not on the field because he's not healthy he hasn't been able to you know. Be a guy that you can count on weekend and week out physically being there Also I I think that part of the reason he's no longer in Houston. They had a this year of once he got paid. It'd be the same player I don't know the answer to that and I'm not around him on a regular basis. I think by having a year with him the seahawks may be able to answer that a little bit better but those are the types of questions you gotta figure out before you pay a guy you know the kind of money that position and as especially as a free agent will require So so are you gonna be able to give him twenty million dollars a year and then be able to count on them whether it's physically or mentally If they do then I think that solves some of their problems many of their problems. uh-huh and then you go okay now we just need. We don't have to get that a player on the offensive Ed We can really focus on. I think they need to get younger. LINEBACKER I do think they need to short. Maybe the other side of the defensive end if they bring back clowney if not then. You've gotta go. You GotTa start somewhere on that defensive front and I so I think if you start with cloudy then told me where you're going then decisions. Maybe a little clearer. But I I think right now. It's up in the air. I'd say even if you get cloudy you still the other player on the front and this idea that I mean we saw. They had him this year. I think you need another player. I don't know if Abe player if you have that a guy you can get a guy or two guys and survive if you don't have that a guy then you've gotta go get an a guy this year arguably you had an a guy and and then a couple of days. Yeah I mean I think realistically grade should see you know. Ziganda in L. J. Collier was an F. and Ziggy was a D.. Minus two and a half like I mean honestly put a great on those guys almost no help on that other side through the course of the season. Yeah and you're going to go out and get body. Don't get when you're on. The question is what level do I have to get if I have Do they encounter back or two or whatever you WANNA do. If I don't I gotta go out and get hey guys so you know. That's what determines what you do. I don't think you just re signed him. And then you go. We're okay because they're not. They showed that last year. Well it's going GONNA come down and Russell Wilson you see the Gil. Brandt left Russell. Wilson Office most clutch list. We didn't even talked about that. Did you see that this week. He was he was listing the most clutch players. Here's in the NFL. I think he went through. What was it five guys? Twelve guys playing so they were twenty four players list. No made you and Russell Wilson wasn't on that list. There was guard deal. It's been doing this awhile bro. Rock Winston Nelson was lots than what is going on with the national media and Russell. Well I mean do what do we still have to fight this fight make. Maybe it was all the Internet memes many mesmerized by his hair. I I'm I'm serious I I don't get it. I mean if you look at it it's funny. I think I saw that that he's never gotten a single vote for MVP And if you look at you know obviously asleep the way that the march can play this year he was. MVP The league so you know but you put multiple guys down your on your vote and when you take a look at this I don't no no is. There was a guy who is more valuable to his team. And I include Lamar Jackson in that the more valuable to his team. That if you took that guy out. What is that team then? Russell Wilson I mean he is without him. seahawks aren't sniffing the playoffs and not just this year. You could say that. Maybe over the last several years of his career I think he is as much as people talk about. How good he is he still? Maybe the most underrated player in the League and I truly believe that because of the value that he presents because he always gives you a chance to win because he always seemingly does the right thing and rarely screws up. I mean how many times you go while you look at Jameis Winston Winston. He's GonNa Throw your thirty touchdown passes so they're gonNA throw thirty interceptions. Russell never does that thing. Rarely does that thing. I should say that makes you go. Wow he cost our team of possession. Wile e cost her our team of game And also whether you like him personally or not he does the right thing off the field and I think there's something to be said about that at that position so I don't get I really. Don't speaking of wow did you see brock's face on the sideline when that guy jumped over the dude vast it's really cool. We ran a replay of the guy. Leapfrogging allies her running back and in the background. I saw brock phase and I hit the button to talk to our producer in the truck and they go. We gotta run that again. You'll see brought face. Nobody else has seen it. I mean not that. I'm a great discovery of hidden video. You're watching the watching the players. And so oh he just he trusted me and it was like okay. We'll run it back after this plane and ran it back and then we saw was safe and then obviously the rest is history e-e-e-except weakened certainly the face that's for sure Brock's the new face of the XFL. We didn't even know that would be the case on funding ugly looking face. She's bringing. That's like all right so we'll see you here this weekend right. You're here for the Games looking forward to that and then And then I know we'll see you what we're just seven months away from preseason. NFL that's all football so Hopefully we'll see you doing the dragons games the next two weeks also. Yeah Gimme restaurant restaurant recommendations or anything that I don't know you know I spend a lot of time there but okay. I got a place in my basement room in the basement. If you WANNA just come hang out I mean we we got a spot for you live here for the week or two. I'll be hanging out of it. You you know smart man got the wind for me. Rocks got I Dunno yeah. She's got kids running around everywhere. All right thank you. We appreciate our talk to you soon. Anytime guys take care what he could do. It was really fun to be working with him again over the last weekend and since we're already in an hour so we're going to have to save. Maybe storytime for next Tuesday the behind I know I know I gave you a couple of the more. Yeah well you get a lot more face. You mastermind man. I mean that should be a legit meam. The face you made it went viral viral viral viral viral. It was like one trend each until the point when I go to my phone and like look up. Wow we're surprised under like through the little memes the pop-up it should be your face. On Sunday night when Geico procured looking for XFL mean tweets. It's GonNa be so good. All I got his face and then tweets face the mean. No no I mean. I didn't just look at. Oh it's hard to. It's hard to be that passionate about your game in the booth. Also if I was doing the sideline it was pretty cool. I had no idea going. Lean in and you know we were talking a little bit about parenting in. This is one of those opportunities I said to my girls. You know we challenge you guys go out there and do things and be courageous and I had never ever done any of this. I and there was no plan other than you have a lot of access and we'll kind of make it happen but I had no experience doing that. So it's kind of cool to have a little bit of nervousness is about. Wow this is totally new and then I absolutely loved it like right on the field and it was unprecedented access. So I mean I I got the call some place eventually. I'll have. I'll be in Seattle this week or call a player too. Yeah Roy took Zoran covered his mouth with the play she hears God bless them. That's my guy. So yeah they'll be old habits die hard unfortunately all right well. This has been fun We fixed quite a few things we did. I think this week next week. We'll take on. 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The 2020 Oscars and The Outsider Episode 6 | The Watch

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The 2020 Oscars and The Outsider Episode 6 | The Watch

"Today's episode of the watch is brought to you by Zoro Dot Com shopping for business. You'll find the supplies. You need at Zoro DOT com. That's Z. O. R. O.. Dot Com. Tom Edsall tool safety in office. Items cleaning supplies and more in One Stop and Zorro has great brands like Milwaukee Tool prestone three M. and proto the visit Zoro dot com Zeo are dot com slash. Watch and sign up for C.. Mail to get fifteen percent off. Zoro DOT COM all. You need to make your business go. They walk now. Hello and welcome to the watch. My Name is Chris Ryan I an editor at the rear dot Com and join me in the studio with a whole new appreciation mission for milk. It's how I learned so much less than what a night. What a night for Hollywood Hollywood's biggest night? Hey Green won't what's up and happy Monday. Monday free to see is here with us today. The day after the Oscars we're GONNA be talking about the Oscars the Oscars broadcast the winners the losers losers. Not Not. There's a winner. Hollywood air is thick with the aroma of so chew. Given the way Greenwald today I wish people could see you'd think he was morning. Nineteen seventeen not not what it's more than I've just been like an duck blind date. We became like what have we really super morbid about nine hundred seventeen winning. It's great for parasite but when are we going to properly venerate England's greatest generation in film So we're GONNA talk a little bit about the Oscars or a lot about the Oscars and then we'll talk about last night's episode of the outsider. What's called the? was that the one about yiddish cheers. Yiddish vampire I believe the tier drinker was a couple of weeks. AGO is literally the one about the vampire are thing about. Is that a friend's joke. Rich Guy Ritchie price. Not Known for the LULLS. You know what I mean. Yeah but he's sneaking in some some funny Shit Richard Price's work. Yeah but that's not what he's that's not what he's known for So I think he's sneaking seeking some of his best work into the episode titles he did a Little Korea work on caddyshack. Now show you know that caddyshack to remember there was a caddyshack too. I do at some point. Jonathan Silverman was in that at some point Jonathan Silver Medal. I was GONNA say it's important I think I'd like I thought caddyshack to was caddyshack. Because when you're young you don't know yeah and they just show caddyshack too. You're like Oh this is like. Is there zero. First caddyshack that I kept up for Mannequin to. Yeah Continuing Chuck Taylor. That's that's another Silverman Banger. I'm just saying it might be an Silverman and McCarthy were together and weekend at Bernie's right because so you're saying Silverman was always slipped in later. You Know Charlie schlatter fits into this too. Yeah because he's the second for Ferris Bueller right bears Taylor right. Wow this is good stuff. This is the best podcast of nineteen ninety one. Actually I feel like we've always been the best have. Let's talk like a little bit about the two thousand Twenty Oscars. Obviously the big picture went. Live last night you guys can check that out. They got into it. I haven't listened to that yet but I hope half of that podcast odd cast. Is Sean just luxuriating. In the fact that the Oscars finally took his note and had people introducing people to introduce other people and then in the middle of it. They were like you know people love most about movies songs. I WanNa talk about that but great. They did a great job breaking down. Just how how historic last night was a lot of different reasons and then ringer dish also did the kind of more of the pop culture gossip the red carpet looks to the so you know the funny connections between celebrities and Air Sea. She'd listen to bring addition big picture. But you can also listen to the watch because you're listening to it already if you've gotten this far let's talk about the broadcast a little bit before we get into say and everything else what for para say and what a huge night for music. Finally Use Music's biggest night a so. I was watching it last night and I just I just Kinda like cool obviously opening with the music number. That's not sure not that weird and then I think what midway through I realized that the they were doing a full presentation performance of each each best song nominee which they which is. We're not doing the usual. Someone walks out and says two men running across war-torn Belgium Belgium or France before versus for yes and Evanston. No it's ninety seventeen and it's right you do introduction and then they show a montage from the best picture films. They did not do that. No they. Didn't celebrate the best pictures of the year throughout the the biggest state movies yet. They celebrated John and Randy Newman and Adina Menzel and Gracie mets. And all of. It wasn't nominated for anything and was like a make good on something that what happened in two thousand and two or three. There were a lot of choices like that. You know I do think in shoutouts to our fearless leader. Bill Simmons here I do think the Oscars or the academy deserve common sense because they always try to mess with things that are working just fine like announcing the nominees and showing a short clip of their work before giving them the trophy. Yes and this year's innovation was we're going to edit and they were very well edited. I thought quite cleverly edited a montage of all. The performance is flowing into each other. Some sort of visual cinematic okay. Kind of dialogue going on in those and then they come out of it and then they're like the nominees are it's like we know that is an extra four five minutes every every time that you could. Maybe the thinking was. We don't need to show montages or clips from the movies because we're showing them in the actor things but he also did a montage of just just cool songs in movies from across the decade. That's the stuff that I always rail against but Sean is all the way out there on the hill but he has chosen to die on which may be the same hill called mountain. I love montages. He loves montages about things in movies. Do Yeah that's nonsense other nater. We spending doing that though. What other are we? Spending watching. People give trophies actors like it's the Oscars anyway let let's take it one step back so yes the opening I love First of all I love her. Second Great Performance Great Energy a lot of fun third great great great great. Pr For as Male Corp Considering Gentleman starring in season two of homecoming. That's great look for them. But I just WanNa throw something out here. When the dancing jokers came out? Yeah I was like Jonas era face are we. We sure about this because there is a lot of people on stage there are a lot of characters or or dancers representing movies that were not at all represented has ended in the nominees. Yes which I kind of can get dancing. Pope's for the two popes. They didn't because that movie was represented had dolemite's that's right they had midsummer's they had us you know From the movie us it wasn't donated. I my goal today is it gets you way out on a pier talking about stuff. You haven't seen Oh I'm so golden today you have no idea. is you confident I as you think now all you have to do is watch watched one movie a year I nailed it. I took a look at the great buffet of discourse and culture. And I was like no. Oh I know what I want that parasite that's all I want. I Want Ramadan when a big bowl and I just slurped it all up. Yeah I was full. I never watch any other movies from twenty nineteen seriously not going to watch any of those other movies ever. I'll watch a little women that's it. You Watch once upon a time in Hollywood. You're not going to see finish as Steve. Martin said Season One or Chris Rock's season one of Irishmen. Probably get back to it. Yeah I do want to see this one movie. You watched one fucking everything. Yeah which is maddening. Last night was my greatest. So it any. We're talking about music montage. It was just like. Are we sure because I think the thing that has been pursuing the The to the Oscars white whale doing this analogy backwards. This is rob lowe singing and dancing with snow. White in the opening of the nineteen eighty seven Oscars right so anything that is remotely like that. I'm like you just gotTa Watch that right. So dancing jokers was was on the Snow White scale that was close. And then you know in other people pointed this out. Steve Martin and Chris Rock or delightful. They were funny Enjoyed their presence. I enjoyed their amiable loose hand on the steering wheel. But you know what they were hosting. Yeah so you didn't need both. Yeah it's just bizarre this non hosting thing like maybe maybe this was an example of the academy being like you say that they're always not worth it so here you go okay. We've learned our lesson. Give us a host bring a host back. So you're pro host one hundred million percent provost I I. I'm watching this again. As a non SINOPHILE I. I am watching this partially as broadcast experienced and has a show and I liked to know that someone so I'm curious when guys George MCI show up. Yeah and they're like I'm George George Takei at. I'm here to introduce the next person who's going to present a word. I had no idea that was first of all. He looked precarious in the balcony. Yes I thought he was going to tumble backwards. Yeah you ever get that feeling when you go to like against like city field or dodger stadium and you're like I could fall into Peterson's arms right now to the Barclay Center. Because they started started building these things they wanted a smaller footprint and they go straight out and they go straight up and we went. I think with With Sean Fantasy I think to to a nets game I remember his net sixers. There's a couple of years ago and I experienced deep vertigo. Yeah it is very so completely darkened Barclay Center. Yeah it's really weird. They do theater lightings lightings. You're just like I'm in. I am in the dark very high up above Spencer dinwiddie. And it's or. It's a Caucasian chalk. Circle being perform it is unclear a similar experience anyway Me Redraw my own Caucasian chalk circle to discuss the Oscars. Yeah so there's a dude in the balcony or have I've never heard of and I thought maybe he was like an access Hollywood host. Yes or the bachelor. Yes Yeah No. He's in nineteen seventeen great. Yeah but then. I figured that out because I realized allies that he was a blandly handsome British guy. I've never seen before. So I assume that he was running out of the trenches sending you put on his costume from that movie. Today came to work as a tribute to my new. You favorite actor on the way here actually to get to the studio in time. I tossed my keys to Timothy Charlemagne so he could park my car. What a windbreaker? The guy that was choice so yeah I'm pro host. I'm one hundred percent pro host and it was. It was strange to bring out to people who have hosted before four and could have done it again to give us the good host vibes as opposed to making an argument of why we don't need one which which fell apart. But here's my case hosts know. Okay Yeah if you want a hyper efficient Oscars which they do anyway but if you wanted to imagine an Oscars that came in at two and a half hours or two hours even right Don't have a host. Just get right into the awards. Do It 'cause there was a point last night when they were really burning through those first few inter categories. And you're like this is great. This is I feel really moving. And then obviously slows down on a lot and I don't mind it slowing down for Crafts and below the line awards hand for doc shore an animated short and those are always actually some of my favorite moments. Yes as you never know and not only. Do you get to see people who are actually making these movies. Get Award but it really shows the sense of community that exists both out in Los Angeles but in the wide world of the film community in the thing I object to is bending over backwards for the sixth shot of Billy Irish and then and a three person introduction to get to Eminem. And you're just like why are we. Why are we doing loose yourself in two thousand and twenty this is just obscene? Kind of us. OAT befell tune being like. Here's my hero. TV's mindy failing bizarre it was such a fascinating Oscars because this this was in many ways the one that we've been waiting for and I don't mean I mean literally we in the sense that I've been talking about are covering in some fashion whether we do after after show or whether we'd been podcasting about it for eight eight years now much more casualties than big picture. Obviously Oh yes now. But but We did rent Tuxedos a few years ago this there for basically where insider and this was the one we didn't. We do live show after Lal and moonlight and you had left or something anything like that no there that yes somebody leave for that and then like it was like Oh my God. Should I come back. I don't remember I don't remember you were there though I I'm. I'm committed to covering film from all angles. Yeah mostly the outside and this is what we wanted. This was the Oscars that people sort of dreamed about the one one where people feel really good about the outcome. We're genuine moments of not just of Excitement and happiness and surprise for new winners being anointed. Because that's something that people really like. There was such a feeling of as you said film community. Pretty you know I mean bonds speeches were just so genuine and moving and wonderful but not just for what they were what they said about him but for the way he connected the dots. What's talking about? I mean obviously. The headline moment of the whole evening was when he said the quote the motivated him and said that it was a scorsese quote as their beaming. Excuse as he loves his movies too and and he loves this idea that community so we it gave us everything that people actually want from an Oscar show but because you can never count on on that it was built to be this same lumbering kind of hybrid. That can't count on anything. That can't count on delivering the moments it needs to deliver so at Lord's it with stuff that it hopes other people might want. If you'd stripped away all the extra stuff that they put in you would have had yes. He would have had the lean. Show people talk about you but you also would have had the engaging exciting I mean we're just say word like fulfilling but people felt really like I think people felt joy watching watching this show whether it was from Laura dern speech after winning for a long time seeing a movie star like Brad Pitt finally get us first acting Oscar. Hit all the notes and taking Silo Sivan Five and watching Joaquin Phoenix come back to that. Yeah but it hit all those notes and then billy I listen eminem Elton. John also hit many notes. Yes they did there. There was a moment I saw on twitter. I think it was at the Parasite Party where the director of portrait of a lady on fire. Selene Chioma went up to director bone. And she I said I'm going to paraphrase but it was like you did it and this changes everything and it's everything from going from foreign language film to international feature and and the idea that there is a more of a global there should not be this as as Banga said this one inch line at the bottom of the film. That is somehow a wall that people can't see. Oh yeah in terms of understanding and also that there is this international community of film that and these movies are as important as anything you see in your multiplex and that it doesn't. It's not that hard to go find them. And especially in the case of parasite it's been a wonderful. It's wonderful to see that movie v become kind of a phenomenon and I've seen it to all these people who I work with who I think are being introduced to cinema through parasite which is is really cool. I WANNA go check out more of his movies. I want to check out other movies like it. I WANNA find out what movies I haven't been seeing because you know this is a gateway movie this is GonNa be a gateway eight way movie for a Lotta people also. The world is so much smaller now. We have access to everything. You don't have to do what we learned to do in high school. which is like go past the first few racks Taylor? Video store in center city Philadelphia to discover something. Yeah and then feel as proud but protective of it as we would have a a seven inch that we bought. Yes at reba records. This is a world is interconnected and Gwen Tarantino has supported parasites supported bungs films and movies in his career and of course he's influenced by Scorsese because he has access to those movies and vice versa. And you know Khloe Zhao. Who did The writer years ago born in Beijing is making a marvel movie. There is a flip side to the thing that we often talk about. which is that you know? Oh Star Wars isn't going to do well long-term because it doesn't play well in China The flip side of it is. Is that all movies. These are global now in all movies in instead of only thinking about that in cynical terms like Because the Chinese company invested a lot into transformers than it has to be very positive. Is it about the regime. Whatever there's a flip side to it yes it means that all movies are going everywhere all the time and talking to each other in a way? That feels instantly exciting. Yeah and and opens opens the aperture super wide. And it's really how it makes me enthusiastic honest. I mean this is why I think when you see people flipping out in videos that they posted on twitter after the awards were announced. I don't think people overreacting for me to say it for sure. Yeah but I but I I feel that I feel a version of that same thrill. Also it's not just a it's not empty feel-good movie that one in the past where it's like. Oh Man Dan. That's so great that we got the like whatever like it's like like I think before it obviously became like completely toxic the the campaign and the idea of green book was can we. You know there's just like a harmony even back in in the civil rights era and it's just like this is if we could just connect with each other in this way and see pass our differences. Isn't that great. And that was the idea. Abide I gotta be Honest Union. See Green Book I at everything that happened with green thought. Did you see remarkable thing about parasite is that it was rewarded for actually capturing a moment yes is this world right now. The the the I was absolutely does that happen. I knew I wasn't alone with it. I assumed that all the field good parts were over and nine hundred seventeen would win and again. I haven't seen it so I am actually pure in this argument. I'm not saying it's good or bad means a masterpiece but I assume nineteen seventeen would win because it is a backwards looking movie. Yes not in a pejorative sense. It is literally a period piece is about something that already happened. And the one thing that you can generally count on the Oscars to do is reward Hollywood's own insensitive itself in its own sense of place in a vision of the world the way it used to be. It's a safer safer bet yet. Why acting awards generally go to people? Doing imitations of other actors. Here's our famous people because again it's it's it's pointing the camera backwards in a way. That feels easy to digest more universal. I just just safer in so many ways and and there were nine nominees this year. How many did I just chewed him? But are any of the other nominees about twenty only nineteen or twenty twenty literally about it. There's parts of little women that are that are today and the Labor struggle going on in Irishman have residents today and everybody in the Irish get divorced baby. Hey you know what I mean that. That might be the only one but the but the Irishman in particular like that of course is about right now because it is about the barnes where Sese as collaborators and looking backwards in age. And it's you know the first few episodes that I saw were magnificent but but my point being parasite is so electric about right now. Yes and about class and culture and tension Shen and technology and it's radical that at one for that reason I mean 'cause I mean not just green book like the artist won best picture picture a silent film from about about a French actor. Barry won best picture right. It's the academy is usually about moral victories. Victories it's about Martin. Scorsese winning for the departed after not winning for so many masterpieces that came before. It's about hurt locker beating Avatar. You know even though I don't Oh really no of hurt. Locker has gone is been canonized no but that actually might be the last example hurt locker and moonlight of the only other examples. I can think of that felt current current. Yeah I think her locker immolates case but obviously to a much lesser extent. There's almost something sad about the best picture coming last. It's it's why it was so great to see parasite go on this run. Because the night became about parasite the night became. Look at all these people. You could see a genuine affection and actual actual like satisfaction in the crowd and online and people watching at home. We're like yes you want screenplay yes you want director. Can you believe this is is happening. It was like watching a team. Put together four quarters of like a game but yeah for her locker and moonlight felt like last second shots and it was like Holy Shit does he. Under the game and it was like okay. Then Kathryn bigelow is like I won best picture. And that's it. You know what I mean or or they go go up on stage and that chaos of land and moonlight and they're like okay one and it's over and only the only thing people want to talk about is the accounting error but this was actually a coronation ring. Low won best director for her locker. But I totally agree with. You is generally even if you you have a run like a momentum of a film you know generally then it reverts at the end rounded over directors before actor and actress regime so yeah like it gets the last half hour or so okay so for as much as this was the parasites I mean it. It's still exciting and I love. That people felt good about it. And it's so funny because the night as a whole was kind of at war with itself because so much of it was about the academy's failings in presuming the worst and obviously Lee. The terrible reflection of the industry is not at all diverse. Those present in the nominees in that became the story. You know obviously Steve Martin Chris. Rock were poking fun at themselves to Natalie Portman outfit on the red carpet with her gallons embroidered with the names of all the women directed films. Who are snubbed? Yep to to to the the producers of the show to their credit filling the stage with as many people of Color and certainly not as many women as possible in all these different categories almost make up for the fact that the voting the voting block. The voters did not do that is shown in the nominating process. So is at war with itself and that it. I didn't go the way everyone thought I mean every year. It's almost it's hackneyed at this point. Yeah for the coverage of the Oscars to be about Oscar's not just Oscar so wipe it Oscar so old. And they're always these variety or Hollywood reporter stories of the unnamed Oscar crank. It was just like I met Judy Garland and whoever plays her deserves an award. We didn't happen rarest. Here's the one. Yeah so someone who's old must've liked it. Yeah some of the New People in the academy must have been responsive is he's also the thing about parasite really good fucking move. It's so good and like everybody you know it's it's Everybody who sees it is like Oh this was like that's not a Chore To Watch that movie. It's not like homework. You know it's it's a thriller as a comedy it's it's it's hitchcock in but it's also you know it's about it's got all these different layers it's got elements of Ernst Lubitsch in it. It's just so great and I think that that's part of what made such a a great night. So for all the celebration where we're doing of the Oscars anointing something new. I do think it's worth saying I am not immune to this. I I also like I think many people I love it when people get get their chip. You know if you're you're doing sports analogy like you and I were really really happy that Andy Reid won a super bowl after you're wasting most of our youth urging him yeah Coach the eagles like there is something it's arbitrary and it's silly and it's not about us but there is this collective experience that we all have. I was GONNA say going to the movies not something I often do anymore. But being a consumer of culture in loving entertainment people grow up with you've watched rise and fall and rise again get welcomed into Valhalla and so- Brad Pitt. Who I forgot did win one for moonlight right for producing twelve years later? He he's an Oscar winner doesn't actor out and I love that Shit. Yes that's great like there is some like there's just something kind of amazing about the way it goes and you were talking before about. How of course as he won for the departed or or Leo one for the revenue like are? Those was the movies that they should have one for. I don't know anybody who would say yes. But it's kind of Nice. There's nothing it's not that the revenue or the department is good or bad is much as it's it's just amazing that we are talking about five time Oscar winning makeup their makeup votes in a way because the the the the everything shakes shakes out a certain way and that's the moment and there's the momentum but it was great like you know there are many reasons to like Brad Pitt. Many people describe them in right about them. Mike Calling Card is the Marc Maron podcast but in general he just seems like a very decent guy and there are genuine moments still in this world. And you know he's he's won every word leading up to this. This wasn't a surprise. There are people you know chatting online about. Who's writing his speeches? Because they're all very charming and lovely and he knew he was going to win. He's been gracious this Blah Blah. But you could see the moment. Hit Him in real time and he got emotional when he said the stunt person stuff and it was very moving because as he said like he he did do this all of a sudden. You're standing on that stage looking out doing the thing that you probably practiced doing in your high school bathroom mirror before you even came to Hollywood yeah. I often practice in my mirror. Just feel like you know. I think you do the academy. I you better not snubbed me. It's moments like like that. Are are great and Laura dern also like who you know has had such a long and varied career to at this point in her life just become a mean Lord and like the most is universally beloved woman is wild. It's such a bizarre career. I think that's great. What did you think about a big walk energy? That was weird one. Yeah like I'M GONNA put my finger in the wind here and say that too complicated wind for this dude. I remember a really really did it. As as watching the show last night with everybody's actor and he and I are both Spiga. Did some time in the hardcore punk rock scenes means of the of the ninety s okay and it reminded both of us of being at those shows like you know like like Vfw Hall. Yeah and you know aband- would finish like a savage breakout in the bosh pit would settle for a second and the guy would then lecture you about animal rights for for for ten minutes and you just Nick Okay and then you know then they would go back into their like post hardcore screaming but it kind of had that vibe where you're like I I e he is obviously done this speech like a variation of it at like five or six times. He's obviously really committed to it. There was a lot happening in. I've I've never met the man. He might be lovely. He might be a scoundrel see said about himself in his own speech. I would say that it was. It was a walking walking Phoenix performance in speech. which is he is? A ball of kinetic energy that can be harnessed for almost any purpose Whether it is lawful good chaotic evil. Whatever He is just sure almost onscreen as pure it is pure energy energy One of the most incredible and physical actors that I can ever remember watching his performance in the master Mr still like it so intense it's unreal s performance and from those who have seen joke even people who don't like it. I think if you you so you can probably get a lot of what people are talking about from the images and I mean and even people who don't like the movie you can't fault his commitment and his performance and his ability and without guardrails or without a script or director you get. I think this is. This is what you get and so I was kind of a wild ride that speech because I was like okay I could feel people wanting to be into it and being like maybe. Maybe we're gonNA going good job. I think it was one of those situations where I read a couple of things where it sounded like backstage or like in the press corps. It was a little like Oh shit strap in whereas says there was some reports that in the room and the Dobie people were like. Speak your truth it was the I mean. Obviously there's a lot of affection for at least as his performance if not the person because he is swept the he sweatshirts. He's well he's a great actor. He deserves awards for his acting But that speech speech was the Stefan of Oscar speeches had everything it had it had milk it had cancelled culture. Yeah it had a loving tribute to his late brother. Yeah I mean it was a it was a ride. It reminds you a little bit ultimately of the chick-fil-a commercials reds when the cows would be like eat more chicken you know what I mean like. I think-i I think. That was probably like what he was going. He believes in the rights of chickens. Too though I think in our full like it's you WanNa talk about it. Listen I kept. was he talking like basically he was just like we have the technology just like we can just make fake. Why why not have non sentient NEAT? He is a shareholder in the impossible. company wouldn't be surprised. Would I would be surprised. Do you think that guy's aware of like his shareholdings did he like watches this portfolio. Yeah you do yeah I do you guys have business managers. That's why the business manager. Oh yeah but like. She's so ethical ethical. He'll be like note canvas three percent growth this quarter of my g or GT F. O.. Okay here's the thing you know you and I are very close. We're were in regular contact with one another even if we're not seeing each other where we're sending messages and the like but received a bit but we do but we also like having different Sundays yesterday. We weren't we weren't. We weren't texting a lot. I know I got rained out at the course during my I feel for you the thing that broke the seal On our communication last night was the for me. Yeah Caveman lawyer. Moments being like is that Rooney Mara next to him. That's happening happening. which celebrity couple are you more thrown by Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Lawrence? PUGH and Zach Braff and a moment I knew about the latter one okay which thrown by I think I was legitimately surprised. The Rooney Merrill was was with Joaquin Phoenix. But that feels okay to me. I've I'm learning to live with it. they're both Intense and committed people bill. So maybe they you know they joy Kale Salads together. Yeah that's fine. I support that the other couple. You mentioned there is a zagging flow who decade plus gap. Yes seem these ghastly the age gap in Zach Braff in Florence. PUGH is old enough to buy alcohol to that. Seems extreme. But that's why this isn't the podcast where we comment on that too much. So I was I I was. I thought that was wild. I love learning things. But you you've known about this for a while now out there uh-huh yeah because they were. I think they're in the. I think they got together a while ago. I've seen them in the mix for a while my favorite low key cut. We're just broadcast wise. Last night was joaquin finishes. The speech finishes strong finishes with reference a river and people are feeling it it cut to Rooney Mara and she did a kind of like a mini like she. Yeah that was that was good. My favorite cut aways were definitely all the people. People nodding their head to lose yourself. Go digging it or just being like. I think I'm on camera so I need to sort of present some sort of this like familiar areas. So we're just wrapping along Eisley. Lose yourself I still know all the words Spaghetti combat by ideals her head. That was the best I do want to talk. Ah Did you see I also really respected. Obviously people don't need to respect Brad Pitt. More but when Janelle MONAE was asking for audience participation got into it he did the first one and and then she was so surprised. He didn't want she started to give the mic again and he just said I'm good. He did the first one's free which I really respect. It didn't a very casual way okay. Eight side note for me just my Telegram from Downington island cheeses. Are we gonNA talk about this. That was fantastic the frozen into so. Here's the thing you need to know Chris. All that time we weren't talking yesterday and you were you know you were sipping Arnold Palmer's dress like Arnold Palmer waiting for the of clouds to part they never did You know I spend my morning watching frozen to again. No no no. It's not on demand or I would have been. We listened listened to the soundtrack or songs on the soundtrack in Spanish Japanese Mandarin Thai German Italian French Mahlum and more because because you knew that performance that was actually what we did did yesterday so my younger daughter is obsessed with it and is particularly obsessed with it in Spanish. She loves in Spanish the oscar-nominated Song Muccio Ma For example Big Big a lot of burn in our household. It's almost I think because she frozen soundtrack is one thing I in two soundtrack is another thing but if you listen to to them in multiple languages it's like whole new things so she loves it as like a doorway to be like. I think I might WANNA learn Spanish. She's two and a half right so that we're not starting young. We're not talking Waldorf method or not year okay but it actually was kind of fun to realize that I if we could have. I know you'd love this when you're out next time. The person whose job it is at Disney to get the songs in the raw song data from the Lopez Andersen's and it's just like okay. We got a fan out across the globe. Now we've got to translate this shit because these songs are clever and they rhyme and we've got to translate them into God knows how many languages and then find the singers. Didn't love German. Olaf going to be honest with the full revisit. My point being then they did this and I thought that was actually a nice tribute to the fact that okay. I'm GonNa Bring Watch this. Watch this landing the point we were making about Global Cinema Rings. True even here. Yeah Daddy's NYLAND. I thought that was a good performance. Great job because she was in that other movie. I didn't sign cut gems baby. He didn't see it but she's in that. Yeah Yeah No. I thought that that was really moving. Where you house your Zellwegger stockholding up you check your portfolio recently? I'm hedging aging a little bit shelter. Glad she she seemed like she you know I am I. My Wife Watches Judy yesterday. Before the the Oscars I did not what I read. Kem Nunn's tapping the source and took an out but it must be nice must be nice silky me that ride. That was one the one ward where I felt like. What planet are we on like? Where where's the world in? Which no-one Seen Dean Judy Right? She just one every the lady next me on the plane the other day. Oh really watching it on the plane or was she just like you gotTa Watch. She's like I've Seen Judy. It is watching Yeah that was the one where I was just like do better. I is interesting. Shawna and I will say this face. Sean was tweeting. Yesterday's what's the strange him that one I from again from my father outside perspective I wasn't surprised by that at all. Because if you that montage montage. You're talking about that. They did before each award. They showed clips of the each nominated performance. If you had taken that that little Montage and shown it to academy voters it in five year increments going back into the sixties All of them could pick out the winner instantly which which which which movie which was the winning performance. It's just it's pizazz. It's I'm doing thing. Yeah but I don't know that Judy Garland really resonates a little. Like I mean I think ten twenty years ago. Maybe it's more like I garland man like but now it's just like okay. The I mean. Look there there's a couple things here like if again the the roles that women get in Hollywood in the ways that they're promoted no doubt. Is majorly different. I mean if you look at the nominees for best actor and the things that they're doing and then you look look at something like no one's GonNa believe what I'm saying. 'cause I haven't seen these movies but I do think the point stands yes. I understand the other than Cynthia. Revoke who you and I love and I would love to see her inherited. I bet that was a great performance. She doesn't give bad performances but something like again unseen Scarlett Johansson's performance which seems from the clips amazing dial in emotionally true story in marriage. Endgame but she is not should pretty good but she's not the joker you know what I mean. She's not In aging mob hitman. I mean those parts are flashier than someone who's doing emotional reactive powerful work so judy garland. It is the joker of that category. Essentially that performance I gotta say with no shares in that company Zellwegger in one of the wildest Hollywood careers in our lifetime. Because getting cast in Jerry Maguire was like a thing For those of us who who were podcast yet but like subscribed entertainment we gravy line. These movie line that was like the most coveted part for a minute and it was given to an unknown an actress. She's just I mean yeah it should basically been she indeed back would she is she s. I think she's in a couple of smaller things. She was like an empire records. It's you know I think that came later and it doesn't matter you're right but she'd done very little and she got this huge you deliver the came along with it doesn't fit any necessarily stereotypical all star trajectory with her. You know whether the way she looked or whether her performances or her acting style and has put together this not just successful twenty five year career but has one to Oscar and owned a franchise to its and then disappeared for a while and then just ghosted. Yeah it's so unlikely. Weekly and pretty awesome. Yeah Respect Zoe's Let's take a quick break and when we come back we'll talk about last night's outsider. Yes today's episode SORTA watches brought to you by simply safe. Your local police department probably receives a hundred calls a night from burglar alarms and usually have no idea whether the arm is real. All the alarm company can tell them is the motion sensor off simplisafe. Home Security is different. 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That's simplisafe dot com slash watch All right we're back. Let's talk a little bit about outsider before we get out of here I think that was the best episode. Since the first to last night last night's directed by Karim Kasama and it was essentially the merge point where fire holly place in the Areva who we obviously saw the Oscars holly brings all of this hard reporting on essentially myth if and legend. She's like this is by all accounts by everything I can kind of discern real shit and she brings it back to Ralph and the people all right. What's the name of the ties at Peachtree Cherokee City Cherokee city? That's right Oh it's patriots any of these strip bar Turkey city and people were forced to confront like what if they are willing to believe in the world and I thought the mixture of the you know the conversations between people like Ralph and Holly Glory and and everybody combined combined with just like a little bit of turning the dial on tempo and pacing intention especially culminating with the last scene which I thought was just phenomenally shot staged and just like the little things like you know why like this happens on the bus winds up mattering when she gets in the car. I don't you know her nerves or there and I just thought it was a fantastic episode of fantastic show the only criticism I really have is. I thought that she was going to unload all the truths and observations have been uncomfortable. Uncomfortable for people to hear up to including white. Is No one in Georgia. Have a southern accent. It's if this motherfucker over here you know what I mean like. That is the enduring mystery of the show that I respect. Sure at this point I cannot see this cleanly enough only Jack as a southern accent on Ios archea on on the show the outsider set in Georgia. No one else. Yeah none of the other police. None of the longtime residents know so again. I can respect that but joking aside. I love the show I just fully unadulterated love the show. I love watching it. I'm excited for new episodes. I do not feel even the slightest yearning to be doing something else during it which you know in our scattershot society happens even things that nominally door I'm so drawn in captivated. And just it's it's pleasurable you know and and it it strikes such a fascinating balance because it's unlike a lot of things that I've I've enjoyed in the past few years because it's tension can be intense. You know its its. Severity can be intense emotional stuff that it was playing with last night is stuff that I generally really don't like watching. It's hard to watch Particularly about putting children in peril or talking about children being emotional distress. Just that's just a tough tough beat. Yeah ret I love it but I I know but this is why people tune into this podcast for you know the heat and Yang of of of discourse. That's right so but I right because I trust the whole enterprise I'm able to compartmentalize it. Enjoy it for the entertainment that it is the further I get from last night's episode which was masterfully directed elected by crank Osama director of the invitation. And if you haven't seen that or destroyer should definitely check either this movies out because they're both phenomenal acts in both different different ways yeah. I think that it's actually even more impressive than I thought when I was just watching it because now that I've had a few hours to pack it last night's episode may have been the most challenging challenging to pull off because yes you did bring all the characters together and did build to you know some pretty exquisite tension There was there. was there through the whole episode but really really started to feel like it was about to pay off in potentially terrible ways. This the thing you're mentioning bringing all the characters together is busy work. You know what I mean. This was a connect the dots episode. If you actually see past a lot of the style not just because it had to bring people together who hadn't been on the screen together but because it required the this is the it was guilty of episodes you required the cool procedural part to be combined combined with a hot hot meat. Yeah of the supernatural which is not which is the shows you know the tension point and in order to pull it off successfully since we've kind of philosophy episodes or at least I was GonNa say we've been from we've been in hallways Pov. But really I think since the audience knows we're going more in that direction we you start to be more on her team at least things that she's roadway too we don't doubt her Because of that it required the other characters whom we like like Ralph to really reset in a way in his hardline skeptics to the point where there were moments early on where there are two identical draw lines lines and the sort of yeah Richard price character or a cop. Character is always going to be skeptical. That's the nature of that job. But he was he was he would refuse to admit that these were even the same so you think about like the acknowledgement of that of that. Being the case means he got an innocent guy killed. You know and that's and you could make the argument that the power of this bogeyman cocoa character would would eventually overtake everybody anyway but Ralph's sort of strident like cuff them in front of everybody. Yeah all that setting that domino that the the those dominoes to fall like he's confronting he doesn't want this to be the case 'cause he wants probably somewhere in the back of his mind to think. My detective work did not get an innocent man killed and destroy family. I agree with you and I think Ben Mendelsohn performance is getting better earn better because he is carrying the weight of all that I appreciated Appreciated that the show didn't think it was too good to remind minded a couple of things particularly in the therapy scene when they just spell out that he shot a kit you know. He's carrying that weight character. The actor is never let that leave his performance. And but it's important to be reminded that sometimes when we're chasing Bogeyman literally through the Midwest that that the Kitty Haiti shot Oliver had a name was essentially teenager and was the same age as his son. So the resetting of all that helps I think in terms of the the point. You're making. Yeah but I did. You'd think just as collectively episode to the next did sons feel like a hard reset a skepticism because they were very supportive of what she was doing And as as we just agreed like the show is kind of veered more towards. She's not making it up right so to suddenly present the characters that we've come to be fans of as attack not antagonist but obstacles. But it relax that not awfully well over the course of the episode and bringing all the way back the style with which it was directed in the confidence and just our understanding of physical space between characters not just framing but building up to that shot in the car. Yeah you know the proximity between between Jack and Holly and dropping the wet wipes and him leaning over knowing how he feels about physical intimacy and presence and then using that I think it was a drone shot overhead of the car turning earning. I mean it was so effective. Let's just briefly here. Let me see if we're on the same page about what the hell is happening. Okay so so to me there are you can read. There's a lot of really there's red threads and everything you can read recaps like you can figure this out. I'm just trying to China. Actually it'd just just be like what I'm seeing unscreened more than anything I've done a ton of reading about this But there are basically like next and doubles in the right. There are people who get the neck wound and they seem to be the ones who almost like facilitate their the physical slaves of the evil spirit right and then the Evil Evil Spirit essentially inhabits doesn't inhabit or evil spirit basically clones a person evil spirit become puts on the skin of the person when the person who they've doubled is absent or scratched rate so that's scratches and there's next essentially the so the moment. The scratch happens is marking his next double takes. The Terry Maitland. Evil spinoffs debtor now problem. DNA or whatever right for not really the science from the next person that he's going to double to prepare and then there's this station period. They talked about where literally melts the previous various skin and is in a weakened state because it's in a weakened physical state it can't cause havoc or set up the next kill so it needs people like Jack so it it takes a yeah like a like a slave I think is the word they use less. Who will a blunt instrument okay? We're on the same page to do. Whatever and then and then sometimes to get that blunt instrument in line it brings back its mother played by Denny Dillon Shadow Dream Hive? I mean that was that scary. That was really scary. Yeah that was good job by you. Outsider like that was a jump scare and it was disturbing. You know it was was good all right so we'll keep talking about outside or obviously a expected to get more and more tense. That's do you. I mean it's pretty pretty interesting that we are headed towards like an endgame of the show where a small town police department essentially is going to try to kill an ancient evil spirits. I mean that is literally every Steven King Book I know but the the slow walk to get there just one more shout out to everyone involved in making taking the show because if this was a two hour movie the credulity required already small town police departments. I Guess Mission Boogie. I think it could have been six or eight eight episodes show but I'm actually after six. I'm like I'm really glad there's four more of these. Yeah I was still on the fence up until last night because I didn't understand exactly how is being parceled out to us. So Thursdays Watch pod will be a Combo of talking about episode to acquire patch. You can watch now you can. You should would. You should do it. You can watch it on demand you can watch it on. USA NETWORK DOT COM. You can watch it on Youtube for free. Even if you don't have you say you can watch the first two episodes. I love you too Who Do we can talk? So we're GonNa talk with special guest who's coming in on Thursday and then also on Thursday show. We'll have my interview with the show runners of WHO's high hi Fidelity Veronica West and circa and that is a dynamite show. There are two shows coming out this coming weekend that for me the action news. The juice has always about high fidelity at it's about narcos. Beck's go season two starring. Scoot mcnairy and Diego Luna. How many of each of the shows have you watched? I have finished Darko. Mexico season to finish watched screeners of that and talk to Diego Luna Scoot mcnairy and Eric Newman. And that how podcasts will be up the Monday after narcos comes out so we from today. Yeah narcos Mega pod. Did you watch that season before. It was filmed like in a way in some ways. It's do you feel like you have already in some ways. I haven't decided what I'm going to bring out screaming narcos voice but I can't do. I've been talking over two hours but did you do it for them like did you didn't did. Did you say like nobody did say Nice. Nice to meet you Diego Luna. Welcome to he did he was. He's a beautiful man. Can I tell you that I have. I once sat in a restaurant near him and couldn't take my eyes and also like you know sometimes when you meet somebody and you wonder if you have a soul because you meet somebody and you're like is that how human human beings are supposed to be. Are you the outsider. No but like I scratch talking to him. I here's a spoiler is like basically like take the Felix kind of suit off off and like get normal at the end of the just looked at me and he has like permanent. Like beautiful wet is is just like children you know about them. I'm just like Oh my God dude. Will you be my father. Yeah he's younger than us out. Thanks for listening to the watch. We love culture. Sure on this podcast. We cannot cannot get enough of it we will be with you. Take Good Jabarin's Sir.

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I'm not aware all any of those activities. I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I didn't have not have communication with the Russians to get involved with Putin for have nothing to do with putting out never spoken into him. I don't know anything about him other than he will. Respect me Russia. If you're listening I hope you're able to find the thirty thousand emails else that are missing so it is political. Your Communist know Mr Green. Communism is just a red herring like all members of the oldest profession. I'm a capitalist. Hello and welcome to muller she wrote I'm your host G and I'm really excited for some reason luke. That was just a little over the top. Hello and welcome to Miller she wrote host. AG With James Coburn. We have a big show today including information on the McCabe firing Another dump a muller memo's later in the show we'll be joined by former. US Attorney and host of the on topic. PODCAST cast our good friend Renato Mariotti. He's going to discuss the legality of the firing of Lieutenant Colonel Vitamin and his brother. And perhaps maybe the inspector general could be in trouble to the ICS How are you? I'm great how was your weekend. It was pretty good. I mean some shows that Madhouse Nice. That was fun Steve Martin and Chris Rock Quart to store this weekend. No that's awesome running their Oscars oh cool running their Oscar stuff very cool are they hosting I think so I mean well that's what they I said. Okay in the post like Carmen Morales posted. A bunch of people were like Rawson Jones hosted on the main stage. And then it said that that Steve Martin and Chris Walker run their shit. I think in the belly room cool. I don't know it's just. It's so fantastic magical. It really is any night night any given night. Some shit like that could happen. Could Have Steve Martin and Chris Rock come in and run their Oscar Shit. The other night Chapelle came in and did like three hours. He liked to go with the belly. Room pompton yeah. Okay so the bathroom. Is this little place upstairs. That seats like eighty people and then oh are is a much bigger room in the main room is the a huge one. So when you have like folks like Steve Martin Chris Rock Dave Chapelle doing the belly room. You're like oh that's so intimate and tiny it's like it's like seeing the Beatles at the tavern if memories correct a little bit of sore history the belly room was created so that women could have a spot to go up and do comedy now. It was where all the women's shows were. Yeah yeah to to start and now it's a nice coed space progress. Now we put up there and the main stage see anyway. We do have a lot of news to get to comedy side right there but Before we get to the news we do have a couple of corrections. It's hot oh I made a mistake Okay so from Bernie Van Tieghem and also for Matt Baker You Folks Rock You keep saying these crazy times. Thank you referencing what Mandy said in a recent episode in Canada. You're actually not restricted to government stores for cannabis in Canada. When the federal government announced legalization? They allowed the provinces to establish their individual regulations legislation for this as decentralized as there are many many other things in countries such as healthcare. Some provinces have government stores but many do have private stores cannabis production has regulated to companies meeting requirements and are licensed and each province does allow home growing an online sale. Nice cool online sale. Nice pick up. The News format It's the only source of trump news my PTSD adult brain can take off. Thank you from one. PTSD adult brain to another five producer. Note Amanda says she sorry. Sorry when she gets Canadian wrong she hasn't lived there in a decade is cool on the thank you. I'll tell her. Don't be sorry from Galen Taxi. Love you guys every day you help me get through this crisis. I really appreciate the relief. You bring. Jordan mentioned the national prayer breakfast and we. We talked about this briefly in in Tomorrow morning's episode or tonight if you're a Patriot episode of daily beans but Jordan mentioned the national prayer breakfast was started by president. Eisenhower Hubbard was actually the shadowy Christian political political group the fellowship or the family who really started it from wikipedia which. I'm going to just say right here. Not My favorite source but from wikipedia the Fellowship Schiphol one regular public event each year the national prayer breakfast which is in Washington DC every sitting United States president since Dwight D. Eisenhower's participated in at least one national prayer breakfast during their term Jordan has mentioned this documentary before but folks haven't seen at check it out the family I believe pump ao and bar or members of this organization's. Hope you guys come back to DC. Soon we should I think we're going on. May Twenty. May twenty-first yes. We're going to do a podcast panel nations going to be they're going to host some stuff that's going to be so fun. Yeah but thank you for that correction. That is terrifying. Yes the family is gross. Yes from Lauren Murphy and Christy Campbell during each show. You give me reason to smile or laugh thank you yeah I get to send a correction. She's real excited the World War One museum is in Kansas City Missouri. So my first instincts were correct. It happens to be across the street. From where the chiefs parade ended union station on Wednesday. It's a great museum. I'm glad agile able to get there. I know I loved it. It was so good. And you go down in the basement and check the archives and they have like find your family members records and stuff like that to the went from Sunday to Wednesday four days of marching do. Hey sometimes it takes that long. You have made me more informed person. When it comes to politics it can current events? Thank you. You're welcome from Daniel Rosenberg and Jose. Penelope hello love the show The DNC only eliminated super delegates from the first first ballot so in a contested convention where for example sanders gets forty five percent of the normal delegates. Biden's thirty five or something like that. They would be a second try where the super delegates their seven hundred fifty of them can still be the deciding votes for the establishment. Gopher Biden. Yeah I think they put that rule back in when they realized there could be a contested conventional. Yeah correction but thank you. I'm correction but thank you from L. Mo thank you we've had. We've had a correction from elmo. I think so too. I think I think unless to illness elmo knows off thank you for informative show. Hello your friendly neighborhood archivist. Here I take issue on your analysis of the National Archives because what is happening there is not the choice of the doing the day to day work of the agency as much sympathy as you have for federal workers at places like the Va.. You don't extend that to federal archivist. Yes I did As you said about about other federal workers they have two choices there Directed or resign. Keep that in mind. I thought I said that. Well this is definitely Towards me because that was my story but I thought I thought we had that discussion discussion. I thought I made the point that hey you know these are the on the ground people and you have a choice to either. Do what the your bosses tell you or have no job and this is happening all sorts of federal agencies. I'm sorry thought he made that pretty pretty. Yeah I thought we ended that discussion with. Yeah that sucks yeah yeah. I'm sorry that it came off that way Definitely don't blame the archivists. No story was. I think there's a New York Times story that came out and so that was largely from their reporting. I don't know at all what happens exactly in that agency. I don't have any direct ties to it whatsoever so while elmo I promise we don't blame you I also think my interpretation Of everything was that it's the State Department really. It's mostly their issue which equals the trump administration. Yeah I think I think our I think where we landed was. It's coming down from the top. All right well those are corrections. If you have any questions please had two more. She wrote Dot Com click contact select corrections billed as a compliment sandwich. We'll get right eventually. I promise And thank you so much for all your all of your corrections there. Sorry I didn't mean to get like two defensive about my stance on government employees once. I'm like that no we phil. I have been throwing a lot of shades towards national archives over the last two stories that have come out but I don't mean for it to be directed at the folks hardware folks that work there and do not have of any sort of control over what actually happens. There's one for you. elmo is archivists or archivists. Oh yes I think I saw. Someone tweeted that. It's archivists as a I think so ma elmo would know yes amo- would know and we appreciate the archivists archives. Thank you thank you very much for me. Yes Bloomberg Yeah I just I just agreed with you. Yes I know why. Oh `same street reference elmo Oh I'm all his big burden are geared. I'm I'm also very sorry of elmo is not a a name that is supposed to be playful and it is actually a real name in which case it is an awesome name. I think it's L.. Mo- Yes yes a little big bird no ten for the news. I just went right along with that. Yes ending but we do have a lot of news. Tutu's let's jump in with just the the facts all right. So here's some news Erik Prince's back And the Department of Justice has finally reviewing the allegations that he misled Congress and his Russia probe testimony lied. He lied This is a ten month old allegation from house. Intel Committee Chair Adam Schiff who said that prince repeatedly lied to lawmakers during the panel's investigation of Russian interference in the twenty sixteen election. Politico got a hold of a letter from assistant attorney. General Boyd Stephen Boyd To Schiff sent February eh forth so it was like five days ago apologizing for the delay in responding to his April Twenty nineteen request that the Department of Justice look into Prince's lying. We're back in April shift sent bar letter. Who had been on the job? Just a couple of months at that point. expressing concern about a series of manifesting substantial falsehoods and cited six a specific instances where prince misled the Hippie First and foremost Hippie House Permanent Select Council on Intelligence Sorry I just run through these acronyms like they're nothing first and foremost That the meeting with Dmitriev nater in the Seychelles took place purely by chance He also said he had no official role with the trump campaign pain And he also said he had no formal communications or contacts with the campaign. All of those have been born out to be lies through email communications and documents and whatnot. We'll keep you posted on this investigation quote unquote provided it even gets the attention. It deserves with bill bar. The helm of the Department of Justice it probably will just get Circular filed and. We have news about B Rad Parcel to Brad Powers Compete. He was he was the one that coordinate Malania named him be read he was the one that coordinated with Cambridge Analytica ran. Trump's online campaign Our friend Robert McGuire. WHO's been on? The podcast. Cast had a nice lunch with him in in DC a while back very very cool guy. he penned a piece for citizens for responsibility and ethics in Washington or crew that pro pro trump groups have paid a firm owned by B Rad significantly more than was previously known including a new one point seven million dollar payment for media advocacy services from America. First policies. A pro-trump pack that doesn't have to disclose its donors. I think it's five one four Last year we learned that America first I action another pack for trump A related organization run out of the same office by the same people but dropped nine hundred thousand dollars in Depar- scales firm and a an additional six hundred seventy five thousand dollars to red state which is another scale joint putting to combine payments. Nearly at three point three million as we know by law super PACs must operate independently from the campaigns. They support so this large flow of cash To to the guy who runs the campaign to firms that he owns raises questions about the possibility of illegal coordination. Right like packs aren't supposed to get with the campaign and say we're money came from and help them spend spend it right. They're supposed to be separate. You know totally separate entities and now you've got trump's campaign chair running to companies that have received just threw three point three million the last couple months didn't a similar issue come up when they were the two ads the TV ad McQueen Ackerman. Yes and something else yes like. It was clear that they had coordinated as though we're to believe that par scale. WHO's is who has campaigned? Doesn't coordinate with the trump campaign or that these payments aren't for campaign work right. All in all firms owned by per scale had brought in more than forty million dollars from Republican committees and pro-trump Group since two thousand sixteen when nearly eight million million come from America first packs The to America first groups have raised a combined fifty point four million in two thousand nineteen. Of course the question if any of this amounts to illegal coordination is probably moot according to McGuire since the Federal Election Commission only has three commissioners in his affectively ineffective without a quorum so they can't authorize is an investigation or eleven undefined until trump nominates new commissioners and Mitch. McConnell confirms him in the Senate God good luck with that. I didn't know that's what had to happen for that. Got To get done like we say we just have to vote numbers too big to manipulate. Yeah well that it's gone unfilled this whole time. I was just sitting. You're banging my head against a wall like Y. How fucking hard is it? But now we know it's impossible and Jayne Weintraub chair of the FCC is sitting there ripping her hair out like there's so much illegal shit going on and I can't do anything and you have to get trump to nominate the people and Mitch to to push them through the Senate. I know it sucks. I'm I'm sorry. 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Ag What do you have to lose. visit noon Dot com slash. Ag To Start Your today. That's Neum N. O.. M. Dot com slash. HP Glad you did OK everybody. Welcome back this is actually kind of good news. I'm sorry I sort sort of bleak before the break but as you know a couple years now on this show in response to trump saying over and over again he wants to be president forever wants a third term thinks it because he was impeached. She deserves another term. Or does that whole thing that he put that twitter thing that he did win them him. Eighty thousand yeah And then he also re tweeted tweeted that he re tweeted himself. Saying this is so great Of that just absolutely weird I this Jessica to me. But he would be long dead before that ear. Oh yeah maybe he's also thinking taking me kept alive. Oh God I hope he's not listening. I guess you more means the vibe of trump should last forever forever. Yeah or his kids and his kids. Oh No oh my God I do think about ads and that is probably what that mean. Yeah that's what I took it to mean gross so for there's all time he's been saying that we've been saying we don't want a president of forever we don't WanNA permanent president. We want a permanent special counsel. We want somebody who's there to continually investigate the administration Russian and future administrations an during the debates this week in New Hampshire the democratic debates Elizabeth. Warren actually floated the idea saying she had a plan to set up a task force in the Department of Justice to investigate not just trump corruption although she will do that if she's elected president but ongoing to investigate administrative executive in congressional corruption and I love this the idea. I hope the other candidates considered as well and like I said in Earlier if it's of note Andrew Yang during that debate said he thought that in the spirit of unity unity we should not investigate or go after trump and his corruption corrupt family. We should move forward as a nation and added that he thinks Americans. Don't care and that really bummed bummed me out. Yeah that was a an unforced error that he didn't need to make no. I personally think the fact that we didn't investigate Nixon and pardoned him and we didn't investigate investigate Bush. That Obama just went forward in the name of unity. I think that's has a lot to do with why we're in the position that we're in now and I think it's very important That whatever candidate Gets elected or nominated has a plan to fight and to go after this and to to hold them accountable because they shouldn't be above the law and if they do then that's just going to mean for future generations. It's just going to be easier and easier to have more corrupt people in here and I'm worried about a smart smart person coming in and trying to be a dictator right. Yeah because right now the lesson that I guess is sort of been demonstrated is you only have to get through a certain small time period it of judgment in even remotely being held accountable. And then you're pretty much just like off free. Yeah Yeah and that's sort of the with this attorney general. All and all of his sycophants that he's put in place and all of the firing of FBI agents who were holding anybody to account I it's it's just gotten gotten it's gotten to a point where he's free and clear now And I think if the next president elected Democrat doesn't hold him to account there will be other new smarter more jerky yeah like fairus nefarious. The people who will come in and try to to do what trump is too stupid to do. Yeah exactly seriously that is terrifying thinking about what this would be like if he was a smart art is like Hitler. Yeah very scary. Yeah So good plan that plan. Hope other candidates look into that also this week senator. Chris Murphy has asked the Government Accountability Office the GAO that those are the ones who came out with the. What did they say? They came the report. Saying that I forget if it was blocking document. We'll wait shit. Oh with the withholding of the eight. Yes it was illegal. It was a violation relation of Impoundment Control Act. And so he's now Chris Murphy. Democratic senator think from Connecticut he's asking The Gao whether trump and bar or improperly or over classifying documents provided to Congress Murphy is a member of the Senate Appropriations Committee. I'm sorry I said Senate Finance and the other show Semi Corrections Senate Appropriations Committee Eh Appropriations Committee or you know those are the ones who appropriate the money and that's why it's illegal and against the appointment control act to withhold it if you're the president But so now he's asking the Gao the same organization who said that the Impoundment Control Act was violated by trump when he withheld the aid. He wants to see if if bar. And the justice. Department or trump or the trump administration are improper improperly redacting over classifying things c- he said the classification of Mike Pence's September eighteenth call with presence Alinsky. He poses extraordinary misclassification practices and said that that was the last Straw. He said quote there was absolutely nothing in that document. That should have been classified. Damn we already know. Judge Reggie Walton presiding over the Buzzfeed Muller Memo Foia Case has expressed concern with main justices redaction practices Judge Reggie won't even said I'll go through them one at a time to make sure that they've been redacted properly. Don't fuck with me. And of course we know about the show. I'm paraphrasing. We know about the the placement of Akal readouts in the code word classified Nice System at the White House to reduce the scope and the you know the the the reduced the number of is on the information because it's politically embarrassing content or could be illegal it is against the law to classified documents over To cover crimes or politically embarrassing information To misuse or you know mel appropriate the classification system for your own personal political benefit or to cover up a crime and so- Murphy is asking the Gao. Also if a member of Congress. Chris can question the appropriateness of the classification of a document or documents. Quote right now. The only thing we can do is declassified ourselves which I do not think is a solution. But if this doesn't get better than I do think we need to think about the process by which a third party can weigh in and decide to classify something that's just political embarrassment I disagree with you Murphy you are a check on the executive branch I think you should be able to declassify that Shit Yourself. I don't see that there's a law against it May I send me your tell me what you think about that You everybody like Senate me hit me up Do Go to go to our website go to moisture dot com look and see like the the contact page and let us know if you know if it's illegal for Congress the Intelligence Committee for example Senate Intel or or a house Permit Select Committee on Intelligence. Is it the legal for them to just unilaterally classify something. I wonder if the sleeve it's not classified information right. I mean I imagine it would again or some out to court battle but I could see them declassifying in doj going after them habit at that point so fucking what. Yeah and also I guess just the I'm just thinking of the possible arguments against insted then also the president that that would set potentially for Republicans to do whenever maybe Democrats want to hold something as classified cool. I'm all I'm Kinda cool with it really like you're the congress. You're you're the third party. You're protected by the speech and debate caused by the way you can't be arrested for it. so fuck fuck it like. If if you can't arrest Rand Paul for throwing out the whistle blowers name on on the Senate floor is just going to say that they already started doing that. So like yeah to fucking do it. Yeah what is shitty like. This is such a complete and well established established thought experiment of what happens when her car when our constitution falls into the hands of the wrong person. Yup Very scary wrong people. It is and I'm hoping it holds. Yeah hold you to And of course this week I think last week sabotage with the Bar had replaced Jesse Lou the A USA AH TURNEY US attorney In DC with his sycophant Timothy Shay. Well there's new stuff now bar is saying that if you want to if anyone wants to to investigate a president vice presidential candidate in the two thousand twenty election you have to write and ask permission to the Department of Justice and then you must in return get express written consent from William Barr himself to open not investigation and I just learned today. Lindsey Graham at went on Sunday morning shows and says he spoke with Bill Bar Bar and bill bar has given Lindsey Graham no shit brain asshole. Mayor Mayor Giuliani a back channel. Dan All to just hand all of his Biden dirt over to bill bar directly. That's happening so if you if bill bars the one who can have give give this permission of course the Biden. There's going to be investigated they'll open investigation into anybody who's doing well in the Democratic primary while also also probably disallowing maybe already current and ongoing investigations certainly new investigations by the FBI. An Essay Y- you seven district Newark any of the US Attorney's offices in to trump and and foreign interference into this campaign to benefit trump It's already happening happening. And so now we've got this extra thermal layer of shit protecting trump from oversight and so with the Giuliani direct bar. Stuff that would be a direct transfer of that you know could have a damaging information as opposed to going through the actual channels of going in the FBI. Hi or some sort of intelligence agency in working its way through the process of vetting that potential investigation. Yeah Yeah Yeah Great Yeah Gross US really really really gross. And there's no I mean I know we would know this right now and I'm sure someone will already out about it but there's no like rules that let's say you're not allowed to do that as the attorney general you you don't just get carte blanche open up whatever investigations you ought to go. It's really hard to investigate the attorney general. Yeah the Attorney General. Yeah but it's it's just interesting to me that that this this this disinformation attention paid. For by the Kremlin paid for by for Tosh is getting a direct line. Yeah to our attorney. General through Giuliani a private citizen. Who isn't working on policy? According to Secolo and trump's own legal defense to Ukraine manner. It's just it's mind boggling that they would take anything that he has to say at all. Seriously it's gross. Yeah Guiliani really has quite the anti not hear a story arc of his life because they do a Broadway musical about him. That seems very appropriate. It's the reverse right. The the you know the things started out all right. I guess just the hero arc but in river yes. Yeah that guy's discussing it's like breaking bad but you're not even that cool no not at all not at all someone. One of the probably biggest deltas of respects or losing thing it that's ever existed in person just like Fi fell so hard we felt so hard. Oh my God I don't know maybe it's because 'cause my parents are like will not my dad but my mom is more centuries on some issues. My conceptions of Giuliani were not that bad when I was a kid no now. They weren't as bad as they should have been right. Yeah but when I found out like some of the shit he really did yes in you know during nine eleven as mayor of New York. Because you know you you're that age you only have what the media presents to you and it was different. It was a different Rudy. Yeah my parents talk about how he like cleaned up the streets and stuff stuff but like obviously that comes with an amazing amount of racism. The part they don't tell you in the news is the whole stop and Frisk. Yeah also so this week. We had our state of the Union which Nancy has renamed the State of trump's mind It was full of errors and lies for example I just learned this morning from the Philadelphia. Alfa enquirer I think local newspaper in in Pennsylvania. The girl who he had awarded a scholarship to Said you can get out of that. Crappy Government Public School Government Government School And and and I've got a full scholarship for you for one of those Nice Charter. Schools turns out. That was already going to a charter school so I guess he's just going to help her out. Just I just keep going. Keep going down that direction. So that was a big lie and using People as props that he also got it just seems so like knocking on your own institutions. 'cause I what it is government school saying saying that in a derogatory way. It's your Shit Dude it's your shit pile and that's like when bar came out and said that the Department of prisons is appalling. It's your fucking absolutely yeah is terrible. We'll fix what do you think your job is. Orange fucking by the way that tweet with his orange faces Jason Jack like yes looks like he's just been eating a giant ass. Oh my God I so many good memes going around about that. It is very amazing. Did you see weekend. Update on us. L. Now it was so good. I'm GONNA watch fire. Also what he lied. He said. During the state of the Union that America became energy independent under him under his watch that is not true. Became Energy Independent. Under Obama's watch there was just a whole ton of it was just a whole shit. Show if you want We we covered it pretty extensively. In Thursday's I think it was Thursdays daily beans after after the state of the Union which was Wednesday right. No the vote was Wednesday. Tuesday was a state of the Union. So Wednesday's daily means we went over all the lies and all the embarrassing things he did like give the medal of freedom to rush limbaugh Usually care with an OP. Ed saying like it was the La Times they came with an op-ed saying that limbaugh is not a bigot. He's a philanthropist through like deserves the award what the Frig is going on with the L. A.. Right it's so much wrong in the last couple of months fuck them not doing a crossword anymore back to the New York Times for me. I can't do Saturday fine We'll be right back with hot notes and we have the interview with Renato Mariotti so stay with US everybody that's ag in this segment of molar. She rose brought to you by worthy. Diamonds are forever. They say but sadly many marriages are not after divorce diamonds. Rafa did not have site. It takes time to fully move on when a marriage ends and letting go looks different to everybody. Many women's choice to sell the rings as a step towards acceptance new beginnings. 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Some calligraphy on it or something like that crypt. This dump includes three hundred pages of notes for Witness Interviews Otherwise S. Three O. Two's you've heard us say that before on a podcast. We'll keep saying it because that's most of the stuff. It seems the three of US involved Cov- a cover interviews with people like jerk. Kushner Andrew. McCabe Sean Spicer Rains priebus Rick Gates Michael Cohen. And Steve Bannon. So there's a lot of very key players players That are included in these. They're still a lot of reductions. However so and guess what all the reductions happened to be on the interviews? The people closest to trump who would have guessed notes on Kushner totaled. Five pages in the document is almost entirely redacted totally redacted and you know what freaks me out too because we've thought I thought personally maybe not. y'All thought that the Kushner interview was dumped in January and it was a thirty one page redacted interview with the name redacted into turns out Kushner's only five pages so now I'm dying in a WHO that thirty one page motherfucker Yeah With the stuff that was released just in this round. It appears to topics our talked about. We're likely Michael Flynn definitely Michael. Flynn and the campaign's efforts to reach out foreign leaders after the election and then then also Talks about the trump tower meeting in December. Two Thousand Sixteen between Kushner. Flynn Kislyak. The reason it's all redacted is because of the law that allows the government to keep secret attorney to keep secret attorney notes and executive branch deliberations from the public. That's according to CNN They're still awaiting unredacted notes on an interview with Kushner they were supposed to get in January but have still not received because the intelligence community was looking over it for what could reviewing yes exactly exactly and so they just have didn't really no one knows when that's actually gonNA come out In in contrast with the memo's of people close to trump the rest of the three O oh twos are almost entirely unredacted. So it's very hard to not look at this dump from the Justice Department. Think that this is just more of the administration protecting itself and no one else. That's gross. Yeah Gary Griss so what do you think do you think I mean I'm trying to figure out how we can get these. Yeah I mean declassified I mean I don't think that a lot of this shit is classified and I don't know I mean it is judge Reggie Walton. WHO's overseeing this case? And he has. He has said in the courtroom. I don't think I will go through individually and yeah I'll go through these line-by-line and make sure that these are redacted. Right appropriately. Well it is being reported that et none of them none of the languages redacted for issues of harm to an ongoing investigation for example like shutdown. Yeah right a seriously but I guess the point just being that. The only reasons that are left are them trying to protect themselves basically Priam. Yeah for like yeah like. They're whatever internal attorney notes and and stuff that the executive branch wants to keep secret. And that's that's that's about all. They think they need to give as reasoning so. I don't no no. I have no idea. I don't know enough about how that sort of. You know appeals process looks really I Imagine Congress is not GonNa be satisfied with that yet or not. Co- well I mean I guess Congress but CNN buzzfeed their attorneys people. That are you know. Having a huge Lee vested interest in getting his unredacted file a motion to have the court review the reductions for appropriateness. That would probably be my next up. This bullshit Totally that makes sense. Yeah Yeah I think Reggie Walton would be inclined to do it I so how much do you know. Does Congress have of the unredacted redacted materials of those three twos none their position than they were getting. What buzzfeed is getting Nadler file? July twenty seventh Coincidentally when we were in Chicago with Rinaldo Mariotti WHO's coming up later in the show Filed to get the muller underlying documents and interviews and they filed for that. And they're still still. It's still in court. That's the one that's going to be heard by. The Supreme Court argued March thirty first with decision out end of June awesome. Thank you so there are truly operating off of the the same information the public has at this point. Yeah maybe Less there's some sort of super secret skiff that somebody people went in to to read. These documents MHM and so they know what's in it but they couldn't take notes or anything but I doubt it. I don't think they would have handed that shit over. Yeah well thank you yes I want to talk about the McCabe documents. So we've got a giant dump of finally the McCabe stuff so if you remember The Department of Justice was trying to get McCabe indicted. They impaneled grand jury for lack of candor to Inspector General and FBI agents and the federal grand jury did not return indictment. They didn't indict and so far was like Kept it open and the judge in this case Said look if the feds was look. You either have to close this case because you didn't return an indictment or you have to drop all of the firing documents that we're asked for in these foia requests the like all the documents surrounding the firing of of McCabe and the DOJ. Oku will you know go do. It will release the documents. We're not gonNA close the investigation for whatever the reason no reason but You know they said that they released documents. And so they've they've that was a while ago and now they're starting to slowly release them so we got this I dump and what we got. Were the three O two's With Lisa page McCabe and Komi So first elise a page page interview. This is two hundred pages of stuff. I'm just going to give you the what I thought stood out to me. Most of this as as listeners emotional you already know you already know from the McCabe interviews Jordan from Lisa page and the Molly fast interview. You know most of what what what is in these What I didn't what I was surprised about was the ongoing ongoing like relentless questioning of all three of these folks to try to get someone to say that McCabe leaked to to the press And just over and over again all three of them saying McCabe can't leak to the press. He's the deputy director of the FBI. He's authorized to talk to depress and they would just over and over. Keep keep probing that especially one specific agent whose name is redacted in these documents. So First Lisa Page told investigators no one had any concerns about McCabe going to the press because he had soul authorization to do so like I said remember. McCabe was being investigated for his lack of candor and speaking to the press about the Clinton email case back in two thousand sixteen and he said he told the Inspector General. I didn't recall doing that. But then he amended his statement to say. Oh I did I. I did that Sorry I forgot I did that. And then trump wanted to put them in jail for that but the grand jury like I said wound indict him so this is the Citizens for responsibility and ethics in Washington Foia Case. And that's where we're getting all these documents. So then Lisa Page told investigators there were no discussions in the department about any leak from McCabe to her. You're nor would there have been because Andy had total authority to talk to the press though after all this happened. She said they started changing the policy. That all information to the press had to go through public affairs but that policy hasn't been finalized yet and most certainly wasn't in effect when Andy spoke to the Wall Street Journal page also told investigators combing never it came to her upset about it and they went after her heart about that. Did Mr Komi say anything to you know. Did Mr Axelrod say anything to you. Know did anyone at the FBI express concerns to you know do you have any conversations with senior. FBI managers about the article after it was published. No did you hear any. FBI managers raised concerns about it. No did you hear any department of Justice. Senior managers complain about it no so nobody was trying to figure out who sent this to the press. No I don't think this is really a thing I don't. I'm thinking drew any particular attention by anyone for any reason she said and that goes on for pages just them. No one was concerned. She's like no. Oh no nobody fucking care what he's allowed to talk to the press. He authorized me to talk to the press. I'm allowed to talk to the press we're authorized to talk to the press Zandi fucking McCabe So that goes on for page is pretty ridiculous. Then there's commes interview and it starts with McCabe according to Comi McCabe emailing Komi saying Hey bad news Wall Street Journal's publishing an article that my wife took election money from Hillary Clinton I got an ethics. Okay on this Sorry for adding to the drama and based on that email l.. Komi took McCabe off the decision to get a warrant to look at emails into the Weiner Laptop which according to Comi upset Andy. macomia insisted Saying there could. It'd be a perception of a conflict so I don't want you to be part of this but then Komi walk that back and said actually I think it was Andy who came to me and took himself off the case And then said he'd been thinking about it and he shouldn't be involved in the decision to to to open up a reopened the Clinton investigation into the Weiner Laptop apparently ribic who was one of the original Komo. Five and Lisa page. We're trying to tell Komi not to take off the case because this Komi says by the way because the rank and file saw. Ah Andy McCabe is an elitist blue flame or climber I duNno blue flavor. Means you're part you hit the top light them and if Komi Komi took took him off the case it would undercut Andy's authority down the road to the rank and file F. B. I.. Tony said he didn't care and he didn't have time and his instincts were right. So Rebecca communicated that that to to Andy when it came in when when and then he and then apparent so I guess Komi was like I told him to get off the case. Well no I remember Rebecca and page saying. Don't take the case of me saying I don't care I'm right. And then Rebecca told Andy that he was off the case and Andy came in and said I'm taking myself off the case. It's just all weird like didn't you take any contemporaneous notes homey and so companies that over and over the and the deputy director have the authority to speak to the press. He did say that. Over and over this combined with Lisa page assertion of the same policy be very hard for the grand jury to indict McCabe for lacking candor about a leak to the press it would be nearly impossible to prove corrupt intent when he has the authority to speak to the Wall Street Journal meaning if bar wants to charge him with lying to the FBI about speed the press. Does it make sense. He would lie about speaking to the press. uh-huh if he has the authority to speak to the press note which makes sense and Jive with his story of I forgot and then I went back in and said Oh no no no. I did authorize. So then we have McCain's interview which we know for a we know all about everything that he says from his public statements from his from his book? interviews interviews in his book talks to what's and everything after that and everything he's told us is confirmed by what is in the interview. There's nothing in the interview that's different from what he has said bad publicly. So that's I thought that was interesting and then I want to do some good candor. I don't think he likes Kendra. It's awesome candor. Candor is magnificent my friend and I wanted to share with you an email. I got from McCabe. He says so. Good to hear from you. been thinking of Y'all as well hard to game out exactly what will happen with. DC Bar has to put someone in there this is the US attorney you in DC bars to put someone in there and we don't really know much about Shea except that he's tight with bar which is bad. It's certainly possible that he has been given an assignment to you. Get McCabe but we'll have to wait and see the impending acquittal of our president is pretty troubling totally predictable but yet another depressing indicator of what we have become as a country. Now we love to sit through hearing X. Number of Republicans saying hearing X. Number of Republicans saying they think he was wrong but it was not impeachable and Portis will continue to be even more emboldened By this process disaster on that happy note were marching along George learned he will be going to do next year. That's a son and Maggie is loving high school. Jill is always working harder than ever. She's getting her NBA all. Well Tell Ya. I hope you're happy. Despite our national disgrace be good to yourself. Find the funny and everything worked for November. When we have a chance to fix this mess we will? We'll get through this time because we're better than this best. Andy McCabe very cool. I said I could share that with you guys. I wanted to And so that's sort of where we're at right now that that bar has removed lue. She's the US attorney in DC I think we might see the. We could see the indictment of Andy McCabe Kateb yet. Also keep your eyes on page and struck as their lawsuits are working their way through the courts and they're looking at Komi again he's Kinda just sort of a jerk so I still don't think anything illegal we'll see we'll see you know I'm open to evidence. Yeah we jerk call me okay. Yeah so there's just a lot of shit going on we don't do not only do. We have bar replacing. Jessie Liu. But Bahr's daughter works in the Treasury injury over and Fincen which overseas money laundering investigations. One of his other relatives works in the Department of Justice he got benched. Caskey from Kirkland and Ellis there Stephen Boyd who's also giant piece of shit and on top of all that trump is fired. Lieutenant Colonel Veneman his twin brother. Gordon Sunland We go over that story detailed the daily beans And so this is getting more and more dangerous as the days and weeks pass it's imperative we vote vote them all out in November especially now that the trump administration is openly talking about rewarding. J. Secular with this is a cream court nomination so that we can't let that happen so no fuck register. Vote do your thing. Yes let our. BG Retire Yes. The lady retire already ready for sabotage. Yep All right. So the government's motion in the Flynn case is due to Sullivan noon Wednesday and and that might shed a little more light on how the Justice Department might move forward and whether or not they're going to just roll over and accept the sentencing for from Sullivan or perhaps bring charges. That Flynn escaped escaped by cooperating. Now that he's trying to withdraw his guilty plea all good information to keep in mind as we play the fantasy and Diamond League. No it is. It's GonNa be a Dick Think it's GONNA be okay. Just calm down so watching the super bowl on Fox. I kept hearing over here so if that happened when to you as well. You're welcome I get to go first. Fancy Indictment League this week. I'm so because as we have a completely deflated. Doj It's it's GonNa be all good guys. I'm going to McCabe League sad no lying for the win. I'm doing Tom Barrack. Case guys a Dick Trump inaugural Trump work T.. Org Torg I'm I'M GONNA go with James Lane Maxwell I remember when we used to put like Ivanka. Jared DJ on all week to remember like misplaced hope December. Twenty seventeen and my Kushner could go down this week. I think it's Kushner office because acute product of a lot of momentum I I guess Okay I will do a Pecker pecker really holding out all right Dylan Howard in that case is game for Romance. Okay I will do superseding partners. Good one all go. I have one left. Flynn no hope. Yeah hope I think that makes sense. I will do superseding Freeman Freeman Parnasse. IMPRO- men show all right. That's how we play fantasy Indictment League If you WANNA play along Go to our clue social media groups or or a patron patriotic and you can pick there and The point structures all listed there and everything Super Sorry about are just completely Compromise Department of Justice. We probably would have a lot more points at this point. 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I'll tell you in today's world a week or two can just I feel like an entire lifetime so I been busy practicing law and doing my own podcast. And and all sorts of other things are definitely keeping busy good and if you have the if our listeners have not listened to the topic podcasts you really should check that out. It's it's really really very informative and we really appreciate appreciate all the work that you're doing on that. So thank you for that and I wanted to have The reason I have you here today as I wanted to legal expert To Talk to us about the bombshell news. That's come out over the weekend about the removal of Lieutenant Colonel Vitamin and his brother From the National Security Council so and then of course Gordon Somboon from as ambassador of the E U I think they just dissolve that position has trump actually broken any laws here. Let's pretend he's not above the law as he actually broken any laws here. You have a great question you know it obviously stinks to high heaven. Which is why my initial the actions tweet out that this looks a lot like witness Retaliation which it is. I think you know we saw Donald Trump junior tweeted out essentially that You know I think he said something makeshift smoked out everyone. That trump needed to fire that sort of thing. So I think it's clear that the intent of this is to retaliate against people. The WHO are witnesses against trump and I also think that the another part of the intent is essentially to discourage other people coming forward in the future so is it. Does it break the law. Well let's start on the criminal side of things because that's what I think. People are really focused on. Is this sort of witness tampering. So one problem problem with any kind of bringing kind of criminal claim for for this being a good form of witness tampering is that it's not clear that an impeachment Eastman proceeding is a quote legal. You know is it a legal proceeding for purposes of any of the staff federal statute so in other words. You know with clear that a let's say a you know a court case would be a grand jury investigation would be but you know is impeachment and impeachment. In Kore- I is it A is proceeding for purposes of the statute. I don't you know that is an open question. No one knows for sure but let's just assume that it is another problem is of course all the testimony already occurred in other words the proceedings. Over whatever it is you you know the fee Peterman proceedings over. And it's clear that he's not trying to influence any future testimony in that proceeding right. So that's why. I'm sure that his advice from his lawyers was to wait until the impeachment was done to do it Because now the AL it will be one thing if in the middle of impeachment. Corey fired Someone you know you're just missed on land or or demoted Vin meant Or transfer vitamin HE KENO cheap purposely waited until after You know it was over To do that so I think the argument here you know really would be the You know that he's trying to you. Know essentially her witnesses. You know her. He's trying to discourage witnesses from coming forward. It's some future wrongdoing or some you know or or something like that but of course we don't know what that would be future proceeding would be. It's very It's very the Speculative so I don't I don't see this as something that would be a prosecutor and actually charged as a practical matter. I mean do so. I think that there might be a clever person out there. Who could try to shoehorn it into something? I guess I I. It doesn't appear like it's obviously wanted to me in another other issue. I should just mention Vin. Men didn't lose his job he's just moved to a new post within the army and Thon Linden Ambassador and they're sort of routinely team we you know they serve at the pleasure of the president and so forth so it's it's not clear It's not clear to me You know wh you know whether whether or not there's any I it doesn't seem to me I would say that there's any criminal case now on the civil side It's possible I don't see some heavy any kind of claim it's possible that Vin might claim that he was That he was to adverse action was taken against him for unemployment matter for some sort of improper reason. But you know I. I'm not one thing. I'm not an expert. In terms of armies CODA justice. Does he have a civil claim. Claimed he may but I don't think you know it's not clear what the impact would be in his career. What damages would be to him? and Asi- aside from that. I I mean whether or not this deepen technically a demotion or an adverse action. Anyway he was set to leave the NFC and six month anyway. Yeah and truth be told Generally when you're doing a civil suit for an adverse action the remedy is to get your job back and is that really attendance. Tenable situation for Vin. My I would be more like his brother. Probably has a really solid claim. You know civilly speaking thing because what his what does his brother have to do with it. and then so you're thinking son's going to sue for his million dollars back. Yeah right I I yeah I don't. I don't think that someone is that he writes that brother to it's sort of like you know the president is not firing you for. It's not like you. So you'd being in the these guys aren't you know cer- Vin men and his brother aren't whistle blowers for purposes of any statute or regulation Russian They're you know Vin Minute somebody who came forward once there was already an inquiry. His brother of course is just totally unrelated to that you know typically speaking Certainly employers can fire people for all in many in most states or any reason whatsoever. Certainly my state you know I. I can't answer. I don't know enough about the fact of the situation or all. The potential applicable laws did know for sure whether they have a civil claim But I it's there's no obvious. Obvious claim the doubter. And now what about this have been men sunland environments brother aside Lieutenant Colonel Brother Side I mean we because we know trump has a long history of firing those who oppose him going back to Comi and Jim Baker and Andy McCabe what we call it. The Komi Five Ben Tae there were a ton of people at the FBI who were investigating in trump Russia. Who got moved or put in? HR set behind a plant somewhere But now there's reporting that trump got his eyes on firing the Inspector General Enroll Atkinson. And that's I think maybe of greater concern than these sort of other removes. What do you what do you make of that? I mean the the concern. I'm concerned about all of them. Concern with the other moves. I agree with you that the the other moves are essentially him sending a message each to future people. Anybody opposes me. There's consequences right now. Here is essentially all the All the Inspector General Did was follow the law. Aw and protect the whistle blower who came forward. And you know this is. He's he's somebody who's not any sort of partisan or anything like that he wasn't you know going out of his way to her trump. He was just doing what his duty was. And essentially. What trump's thing is you if you protect whistleblower? I'm going to take get action against you and I want people in there who aren't gonNA protect whistleblowers. I mean that is in fact the message. So the Senate Certainly should have something to say about that if he ever wants to if he does that it wants to replace that position but I once again I don't I don't see a way in which doing that You know his violate the lar- statue in other words. The unstated message may be that he wants people who are loyal to him or that he wants people to Who Don't enforce the law? I that would be an abuse of power. But we've we've seen I mean I think trump could do pretty much anything and removed from office for abusing his power. So I don't Wanna I don't like to give people false hope that something's going to happen to trump affects gate. And I don't WanNa do that. Yeah what has happened before so why it would happen. But there's last year of his presidency. I'm not sure why anyone would would think that I mean it's it's it's certainly justifies a little bit of outrage and it's completely corrupt erupt and totally horrible but again if something is going to happen or not I'm with you probably not I. Fear that our only recourse here is to talk about it. Widely shine shined light on it. Vote in November. But if we get the White House and the Senate hold the House or do you think that maybe any of these laws ause could be changed to maybe strengthen them do you see that as a as something that's feasible without actually because you know sometimes laws can go overboard. I do you see that as something that could. That's that's feasible. Yeah I certainly. Certainly you could strengthen for example protections for people who are witnesses against abuses in the executive branch beat you know you could certainly enhance whistleblower protections sections you know clearly there's inadequacies to the whistle blower statute which is which Republicans Grandpa in others have exploited Donald trump junior and so forth of exploited. But but also you know there are also a new statute that there could be enacted. I mean one lawmaker. It asked my advice about a statute that would criminalize. It is seeking seeking foreign. Help In you know foreign an influence or interference election more broadly. You know it's possible. There's there's issues there's constitutional issues. Crafty hits you like that but it's possible to come up with debt you today. Could you make it more difficult to very least for for people to June. Gauging that sort of activity because it's kind of just the polar opposite of what Muller Dead When Muller refused to come out and say trump committed a crime because muller was afraid of tainting future prosecutions but here we have a president who has absolutely no fear of tainting future witnesses. That might come forward against him so where we a little too. A lot of people say Muller was a little too conservative about that but again you oh no. It's it's how loyal you are to the rule of law and what you're willing to do and not do in order to corrupt future witnesses or prosecutions. Yeah I have to say our legal system is not really set up to deal with a president coo is is essentially going to maximally do whatever possible to increase his own personal power to weaken institutions that could potentially serve as a check on him and I think the reality is the all of us now between now and November. Have to do whatever we can to organize into mobilize and get votes out. Because the legal system there's just not equipped to handle that and speaking of weakening institutions. Before I let you go I was wondering what you thought about. Bill bars new rule that any investigation by the department the Justice into a presidential or vice presidential candidate for president must submit that in writing to him and get express written consent from Bill Bar in order to go forward. Does that actually. Isn't that already a rule. Why would he need to come out and say say this? Well I don't it's it's not exactly a rural It is certainly the practice of the Justice Department. I think look as a practical matter. Any sort of investigation that would That would touch on. The candidacy of a candidate for president would go Ordinarily through the attorney the Attorney General would be aware of that that In real time they would be. You know they're certainly. They would go up the chain of command at the Justice Department. It obviously a concern because trump is shown that he is going going to do it again. I mean it's very hard to see that he's not going to try to you. Know have foreign interference in our election again. Invite that in so the issue here. Is You know now bars. You know bar of course himself. Is You know sure. Looks like a a person who's going out of his way to do everything possible to you. help trump and his loyalty to trump and not to the constitution and given that essentially what he's saying is put it in. You need to have my written authorization station for doing anything that touches a political campaign and I think what it is suggest is on the margin in what I mean by on. The Mars is the economics of what I mean is on the sort of borderline cases of well this person's kind of affiliated with the campaign but they're not like the candidate or anyone really important I think all of that is probably GonNa get funneled through bar out of the pundits of caution. He is getting by requiring. Written Authorisation essentially means that there can be uh-huh question. You can't just be that you slipped it into a conversation or briefing and that's enough but you've got to. You have to get him to in writing this. This is authorized and you know give who bar is. I think You know it means that the you know the only investigations were being very well. The of trump's trump's political opponents. Yeah I can. I can definitely see that happening. Considering I thought we'd have reporting from the New York Times at the FBI hadn't announced a formal investigation into foreign foreign interference in two thousand twenty but they were certainly looking at it whether it was a full blown investigation or not and now I'm assuming maybe those kinds of things things probably wouldn't be allowed to go forward. Well you know hey chins up right. I don't know what else to say other than all right five for nothing but thank you for clarifying as always though I mean this this. It's important that we have these conversations about what's happened and what can be done about it if nothing we should know and then what we can do as the electorate going forward to try to help ensure that this doesn't happen open with future president so formulas attorney host of on topic the podcast. Check it out. If you have not Renato Mariotti thank you for coming on muller she wrote. Thank you very much all right everybody. That's our show. Thank you so much Any final thoughts on your end over there love or not take coming on again. He so great. He's so good we. We have so many thankful for the network of very intelligence knowledgeable career based individuals that we've been able to like foster. You're on here. Who got very very lucky in the in that we have such a great team around us? 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Sold Out

The Kirk Minihane Show

2:12:55 hr | 1 year ago

Sold Out

"This episode. The KIRKMAN show is brought to you by our new friends at vivid seats vivid seats job on it forgot to do the re. Yesterday I apologize. You're joking looking but it might It might happen well. I think that's no it might. It might actually happen. I'm in talks with them right now. We turned we turn what could have been a bad situation into a good one. Well let me just start with this Good morning first of all. They're listening and if there is even which I find hard to believe if there was even a human being out there who pays attention to this stuff I understand that are real. World is not important. Everybody who doubted my greatness a little bit even a little bit. That's that's probably been thirty. Forty thousand shows in history. The Wilbur only one has sold out in three minutes. Only one is nothing of this sort of Buffalo. Wild wouldn't sold out that's true you're probably right. Enki by the way shows important you are to the show. Nobody even knew you were fighting talk and the fuck no matter who they were going to see me very. I know you think that you know as we saw her on on Saturday night that you could host the show right. Yes we might show up on Wilbur today if you like. How Fragile Steve? It is a testimony into the greatest fans in the world into the greatest podcast host of all time that this marriage happened. I cannot believe I understand. The scalpers took one hundred and fifty seats. Or whatever. Whatever the numbers And I want to say to the people complaining about that a understand and B. It's called supply demand. There's not go. Look at the Golden Girls Muppet muppet. Show whatever the fuck it is or Jim Norton and I guarantee you. There's no secondary market through the roof of those because people don't WanNa see them in this particular market as much as they you want to see me and I'm also going to say this before we get the other stuff and this is just going to be to our praise festive media and move to blow myself. They may do it. The second show will be on sale in. If you're listening right now in an hour we'll advertising up at twelve o'clock I have no idea if it will sell out or not. You know But we should probably talk through the how we're doing this real quick so the first show was originally scheduled started seven. My guest is from the start earlier. Now Steve Yes. We're an aim for six thirty and the meet-and-greet meet-and-greet rather than being after the for show is going to be before the first show okay. So if you've got the You're one tickets that say meet-and-greet on them you will need to arrive at five o'clock five o'clock yes for six fifteen show. Yes it's going to take you At least an hour fifteen if we're as efficient as possible it's GonNa take you an hour fifteen or more to get two hundred in grades. We have two hundred. Yeah it's a long day for one Mr Kirkman. I'm going to put my dancing shoes on so We'll hopefully not as much as last time. So I'm going to I'll have to meet everybody show starts. We hope that about six fifty six thirty six thirty six thirty okay You know to be done when it's done. Yeah in Nice long show WE'LL KICK EVERYBODY OUT CLEANING IT UP. Give me the chance to relax and then start the second one again. I'm I'M GONNA guess from the start the second show the boat nine forty five ten o'clock yes. That's my realistic makes sense. We're GONNA do the same thing again with the ingredients are going to meet and greet will be after. So there's a second show meet and greet will we'll be after yes and even I. I've seen some people saying that they want to buy tickets to both shows. You're still going to have to evacuate and then come back in and get your seat even if you have you know if you bought the the literally the same seat The meet-and-greet will be after because the city of Boston has an ordinance heart out. They can't do any night at midnight. And then there's a club. Apparently in proximity to the Wilbur theatre that is going to be bumping loud music but will be able to get the. We'll be able to get the meeting green so be out by a little after midnight. What you're saying once I'll start Yeah you're going to be meeting and greeting being from midnight till one fifteen so we're going from five to one fifty s okay. We can do it and I heard I saw some people say hey if I go the bowl shows we'll get some different stuff. Of course you get different stuff. The show is not going to be. There will be major parts of it. That will be the same. Because that's just what we've been planning out. I mean that far in Mike will be much more intoxicated. That's true that's true. The one o'clock hopefully gets tickets for both shows. My family couldn't no no they didn't get seats. Okay good so we'll get a chance today at noon. I know I told Yes so though. But there's a couple couple of things at this. Obviously nobody's shows people like like Mike was saying people. I've talked to get seats where we'd give them some of the big parts that we want but if you go to boll shows I promise as you guys know how we work here. We're going to be to a significantly drastically different shows key. Kirkman is physically capable of doing. The same thing is nice. Some parts will be the same move. I like you know some parts will be the same. I also say this challenge the jury to different stand ups. I can't no no. No no no no different sets right actually wrote some good stuff. Yesterday with Simplisafe Stanford Role Model Louis C. K.. Finding inspiration great payments. So Michael Give you two different sets I think we'll play a bunch of different songs at two shows. I'm sure they'll be different songs of saying this debate between now and then remember. It's four months away. We've already a five parody songs. Thanks for today. I'm sure we do. It doesn't surprise me. Sorry Mike Oh I got so when I when you know. I'll admit now do this all the time. I thought Gee you know what if we were pumping this up forever and you know. Three hundred. Eighty seats are sold or something. Now I knew that probably wasn't gonNA set it to you on the show do. Do we have a plan if we don't sell out right. I knew at the Miami wouldn't ass alive for me. Well you guys just don't at some point you have to believe unbelieving leaving out the Milwaukee when I was when I was scrambling around yesterday to get a second shogo and I was like I believe I'm never going to doubt again. I mean I'm not kidding when I tell you this if we keep doing this in two or three years. We're going to to play the Boston Garden. And I'm dead fucking serious. We're going to sell out the Boston Garden in twenty twenty three or twenty four. That's a fucking guarantee if we keep doing this guaranteed a lot of people said scrap the second show and try to get a fenway park. Place I don't think I'd play there but So I went on at like eleven to one eleven to in there. was that thing that said there's a long wait I'll maybe that's just the whole process And then when the way in refresh it in the fucking second thing was sold out. Yeah and my friends. Vivid helped but then help as much as so no so. I have a second but you I mean yeah scalping community but I thought like Holy Shit the scalpers by the tickets. That's not what happened. He bought a couple of hundred right. Yeah so we're working with the will to have an analysis of what was organic nick versus what was brokers they like to call them. Scalpers in the Biz. Why not because the hair's roker don't care what they just shut up Nice? Let's this game. Some credit great people stealing my people. You're defending yesterday. So I tell them in the fans you know if it turns out you want to go to the bowl shows early opportunity I get that ticket from the brokers from the first show sweat it out. Just wait till just wait till June because then the prices for that will drop significantly of day of. It'll drop la more think but we need a chance here and we're not promoting it as wild as we was as we were rather for the first show so we'll put out an hour beforehand. You know and say hey. Tickets are going on sale. In New and I don't think every scalper in the world they collaborate and by the way. So if you go to the Wilbur site like I was just going to different shows last night for example like the professional sessional wrestling announcer. Jim Ross Do. He's doing a show at the Wilbur and There are in in April. There are plenty of good seats available. Talk about a legroom. Nothing nothing against him. I don't like this idea that you know there's a reason why these tipped IPO scalpers bought these tickets. Yes there's a there's a need for it like there's something called the greatest love of all which is a tribute show to Whitney. Houston go which is all go ticketmaster site now and plenty of good ol' blue and the stage and the MEZZANINE and they're for all lots and lots and lots of seats left which scrapped. I mean you know wonderful Some people go to that Look at these cheese law. The seats law the seats lung disease. So you know for us. It's just you know we sold at the first one. I think we're going to sell at the second show I hope so. And then we saw two shows and that doesn't number of things for us I think think number one It shows obviously I said before and I'll keep saying how great our listeners are. The fans the fucking best. I saw fans listeners yesterday. Giving tickets to other listeners. Who needed them? They were trading At talking about how they're going to do this and she got so mad that this vivid company which will get to Steve's in a rush big rush to them which is fine that's good Made them change their policy policy effectively. We scared them by threatening. She's ill family members. It sounds like right. Yes yes so listen. These are passionate fans. Are the Wilbur. A site effectively crashed. which is what we do? We made the other sites crash in the past. This is what this is the crates and as I kept saying all along you know guess who starts paying attention. Hello New York City Hello headquarters you know like wait what it's going on here such a big deal that Dave portnoy acknowledged he did acknowledge it Publicly and privately uh-huh maybe now they'll think that you're not running all the twitter accounts about that but you know but maybe but You know all sudden jeans reaching out and rigs reaching out in caves. He's reaching on big cats reaching on Portnoy's tweeting and people are saying. Wait a minute these guys are not you know. In the Steve said the number that we clear from the motto Oscar Show I opening enough abide after seven thousand dollars for my expense. report was bigger than our prophet. That's okay but but it's a big picture. Where little shows like that lead to big shows like this? We have to have shows like that tab shows. That's why the next show to be. I think I'm getting closer. The announcer for the next show is going to be. We'll hold off hold off. We'll hold off. I think you'RE GONNA LIKE IT Steve O.. Yeah Oscar so trump country. ooh Yeah all right. That tickles me. and I think it's it's a good idea at the we'll hold off We'll wait till after the Wilbur but I think you know that stuff's necessary to to to get at the big showing and garden loyalty in the community which is a huge part of it to these people. Just want to hang out with each other all day and the Wilbur and I and I maybe I'm crazy but I think a lot of people are going twice there. You go there and it's just anecdotally but I've seen a lot of it. I mean everyone is going to. The first show has tickets to the show. They're going to try and get the second show so I think they have a good a time issue. I mean it's it's GonNa be. I never thought of it that I mean so I also thought I didn't want to separate Stephen I toby yesterday. I didn't want to separate out over weekends. I figured everyone was there with student one day. Of course just do it and let's and it's different than a standup show obviously And it's not GonNa be you know there's there's You know there's not this sort of programmed we say these lines here on these lines. They are really so it's going to be interesting. I'll see what I actually the second show in. Some ways might be better because it will be little looser fine line goofy here. Yeah yeah little you know less than say less sober but less intellectual more intellectual mom or Louis Loosey Goosey high on life. Yes Hi life so the sell out in three minutes and forty two seconds is the exact toll. Somebody tweeted me three minutes forty two seconds. It consists unbelievable. I mean the thing that we were you know we were sitting there. You Known Stephen and then Mike came in like may essentially we have been there the whole time. We're sitting there at red thirteen gene studios like you know. Listen this fucking thing I mean like I hope it works remember. Do you remember when we recorded the very first piece of audio out on the on the on the couch. Yeah after the Kurt atone phone call. I was like all right. We got to record something to put out on the field and you sat there and thought for twenty seconds and then you just went. Yeah we're sitting in the car at the Home Depot and Waltham Right. We're waiting for him to call us. I'm thinking what are we fucking doing here. This is not this is that we were running around a Bola Rama. Parking Lot Auburn. Yeah so you know to this in in the having the studio which is going to be Grayton having this fan base which is Nardini Tweeden. Text me yesterday. She's like I can just feel this. Momentum is just getting really huge now starting to feel this happened even have to last weekend and this coming up and all the shit. We're GONNA get to all the craziest when you get to his fucking this this. I'm I'm I am not bullshitting when I say. We are going to sell out the Boston Garden in three years. I'm dead serious dead serious. We're GONNA so without out. We'll have to do something like matter wasco right before though because of course we're always generating the foam. Oh I think that matter WASCO help juice sales for this because people were in great time strange almost like mine where the guest. But but I do think that you know when you give them. We talked about that. We'll do we'll do the tickets right after we get back from Outta Wasco because he could tell even on social media that we can and by the way to their credit because we always bitch and Moan Barstool Tweeden a bunch of video from the WASCO. They promoted it featherstone's video. I think they'd just weird like they were looking at it as it's these weird it's going to be ten people there whatever and they're like Oh shit that's a full got got a pack from Barstool texting me saying people that I don't usually communicate. Text me so I can't fucking believe that you sold that place out you saw mike follows. I don't think people realize is and they don't anemic looked at the map. I was like Holy Shit. It's really way up there north of Quebec talking there so so I'm excited and I do like the fact that that drives people crazy that I'm doing this too and I know those people are in. It's great habit over them and what I didn't mean him. He's he's all these silent on this because he's jealous the text you privately now. No No. Congratulations now he couldn't get twenty five people to go to a live show. I mean let's be honest he's GonNa going in. The Legacy Club is more though how he's they're wild wild rhesus getting text right now from Loni. Oh boy really really. This is about apologize. Could be bending the knee Silly little podcast and Let's see right now. He wants to mound whatever you sent me a long Texas fine looking for tickets. 'cause I don't know if we're GONNA be able to make that what happened on now. Probably not refreshing the website at like seven thirty. Am Mr Oh I believe it. Yeah and the. I believe. I'm so proud that this this has become for this little pocket not little usually growing pocket. Which shows like that meant to me it when I before I was in the business I you know or concerts? You know I was like that for Bruce And Lino you you go you go you go you go in the ten. AM usually the tickets. Go on sale. Right for Bruce on ticketmaster refresh and it'd be sold out your back. What what the Fuck Tuck just happen? And of course he'd be bitching about the scalpers. Be bitching about this. And that and then all of a sudden leader that dates young social media second sales a second shota gone then yeah the chance so you know it's it's it's it's exciting and I don't think today will be his wildest yesterday because I think but maybe we'll be. I think it might be just sell out the show you sold at the show. And there's hundreds hundred thousands of people who are saying I couldn't get tickets. I couldn't get it. We should do. The garden. Puckett announced third guy. Wait a second. It's like fifteen thousand. Well fucking Bang and I WANNA be down bar SOBIA. Happy Guess texts me like eleven. Oh eight and it was like that thinks out already. I was like Oh yeah while ago. Five minutes ago crazy and people were. I couldn't believe it because I when I saw those. This doesn't make any sense but you know this is a study. A case study you'll never be written about because nobody wants to write about me never of like a having a relationship with a great audience in getting a fan base versus even like the place where I used to work where they don't oh how to do that they think. Hey let's do a live show at a restaurant and we'll do our live radio show and people come and watch it and eat food and that's it you have no connection with them and we're GonNa do the same thing we do every day and we're just GonNa Kinda do it and you can show up and we'll give you a fucking towel in a bumper sticker but you during a break for thirty seconds and we have nothing interesting to say anyway. We're not people we've made no connection with you. You only listen to us because we happen to be in a place people going find us they seek us out there. It's just they turn on the car you the way you said that I'll correct you because I worked a million of those events. They don't talk to people during the breaks. They look down their papers or they eat or whatever but they're not talking led by me by the way I do my show. Well I didn't do many remote because we were on the morning and people didn't go to a morning six. Am but it's also. We never did anything I would say. Okay why don't we do something like this. I remember saying to these guys. One that we do a Kirk and Callahan show on the weekend but to a show and just have listeners. Common doesn't have to be for broadcast cast and we'll just stick around we'll bring the Zomig Fund and bring mud on interact with the audience and they were like. Oh why why would you WANNA get well. Because it's a builds pills fucking can loyalty because they think well. No one comes to the mud at night that we book no reilly auto parts. So why would they come to your show on the weekend. You know what I mean. They have no concept of shows being different. They think well we booked a night. Show it some gas station. So why would they come to. Yeah I mean it's it's fine. Yeah I mean but I'm glad I'm glad they're failing I hope they all lose their jobs. I wonderful to me that will happen. And we're GONNA have a big celebration for that as well that's inevitable and it's their own fault because he didn't know how to change and I do and how to bring an audience and I see people even like blue those just text me now saying Oh so the podcast which is fine little joke like we have so many more listeners than they do right now and we just bang this place out. Do you think you know. Imagine if Owo math some shit afternoon show all due respect to those guys look. There's getting clobbered in the ratings You know to have each of them have SAM. Can these dick down their throats said. Hey we're going to do a show in Madel WASCO main. We're into our usual on F. We talk about Tom. Brady and Mike Lombardi on come on come on come and show up. There would be literally nothing person there. No one which offer that no one because they are not compelling human beings. Nobody cares about them. They'll float away. They'll go away. They'll put in three new people. If I left tomorrow fucking people would commit suicide. They would kill themselves and they should. What the fuck else? They're going to listen to honestly. I mean it'd be fucked Jerry Tom. Shattuck Howie Carr Talk About Elizabeth Warren Holy. Fuck that's the Kinda Shit Radio that led Jerry's fucking ass off the street in the first place other respect. I love the guy but I'm just saying you know I mean this is it. I'm lucky it's a right time in the history of broadcasting broadcasting because there's literally nothing else to this that's even close the show is crack. I'm your dealer and I'm GonNa Bend you you over and fuck you every single day. That's it pay pay up. Pay Up bitches pay up. It's payback. Time I'm coming each and everyone you not just my listeners. Who I love on the turn on me eventually? That's fine good fine fuck off by tickets. Buy Merchandise though by merchants by tics fuck on buybacks investing by merchants But to the people who doubted me each and every one of you fuck off go fuck yourselves. Holy Shit I mean what a day. We're going to sell the Wilbur again. Two fucking sellouts sounds in you know fucking he is down at fucking spring training and fucking Shirley's writing some calm and no one's reading and Bob Murchison is sitting there staring out the window hoping his fucking wife lets them write letters again. I mean right now today. I'm going to enjoy it because I know it's going to turn to shit again. Merchants Stars Thinking submersibles go after the Wilbur. At some point you know merchants in the come back come back again and the global comeback again. Something will happen again but today right now today for this show until turns in this show even like things are finally right. I think I finally getting the praise adulation I observe at long last. Finally we'll change tomorrow change. I understand that but right now as I said Bob merchants hopefully going after somebody else like Jerry sits very things thirty six minutes in a mocking to say whether it was. I'm just GonNa that's all I'm GonNa say I'll just say this Caitlyn Jenner. That's how that's how I don't even say Caitlyn Jenner. That's going to go five. Listen go find it. That's all you know slipping on the edge over there. I text the bobby back. Am I happy about that. We're doing our best. We're doing our best together to bring this this terrible crime. You really did texted didn't you. I didn't know what the fuck maybe it will. Time stamp with the link. First of all that means it'll be thirty six minutes in the Jerry's podcast against a flaw in that. Yes already little flaw there. I'm just kidding. It's scummy not scum some of called me that I am not. It's absurd scum. That's Jerry last night for like he didn't even acknowledge cheese. Man is big heaping keeping pile of Shit. Jealousy is nasty perfume. I thought 'cause even mention the Wilbur thing to me not one time. Not One time surprise. Counting tweeted about him. He wanted to go all right or something or a ticket that said you know you WanNa Talk Foam we call it a geary just like hey hey guys close to that tweet yesterday schedule. A great job wounds doing great with them and it's great you know I'm glad each other once in a while. I'm that I'm going to be like we go what you want. So what are you talking about you. You're gone you made your choice. You turn your back another guy that we win over today that loser. He turned his back us. Good goodbye fuck off. See you later drop dead. We're about to lend a sponsorship for the Wilbur. Show that's going to be worth more than all the revenue of the Jerry capitalist nuts let us know let us not be unclassy about that okay at the de Jerry's doing the best he can think about is limited talent wise He has fucking Dave calling. This is producer right. And he's literally doing his podcast. podcast you know three thousand feet underground so I mean. Let's let's not does not a day for us to be Jerry Jerry ally folks. Jerry will be an enemy soon enough. Komo have been taking a veiled shot at meter pentecostal. Be counting breaking into the Tito's with colony. I don't know something in. The weather was approach brothers-in-arms but yeah he's got he's got Howie Carr on. Yeah breaking down the New Hampshire primary in studio. I'm very are we alone. Yeah you're not going to get to drive time. No No. Maybe I don't know yeah. See writing any books on the selection or no. I don't think so. I think he's probably writing about about The Kennedys he wrote a book lately here. So can you babble onto. That was love as you're producing from the time the right would you. You read any books which appoint just trying to get the time okay. Is he written any book. Since you off the show. The publisher no I think he was focused on the dirty rats. podcast no I understand attend spokesman for that I apologize. That's not the question I asked as he is any books. Mun from how we've been published since you left the program. I think he's working on Kennedy Babylon Three Book Right. Yeah I mean we know that I was. I was processed in our vow writing process. He writes a ton he writes. More than I mean. Kennedy Babylon one two started out as one book. He had so much rain. How podcast I get a break these into to my podcast S. twice? I think the talk about. Isn't that yes. You did a second time. You were there weren't you. Yes you did it right now studio with him yes. He didn't really want to get into the trump criticism. No well. He said he did say that. He doesn't like some of the tweets but he was not G. Glad I wasn't there for that trump talking about Mike Bloomberg being a short Gulf Ball. I'm just like what are we fucking doing here. Quarter we did he say about Elizabeth. Warren like have a drink with your husband is great care. It's Great I love watching Elizabeth Warren Buchan with A. We'll get back to my celebration in a moment but real quick on last night. What a fucking disaster for his Wise Elizabeth Warren even still running keep in mind also for disaster for the Boston Globe because they've been trying to pick up her everything years? I mean I mean just even the last few weeks talking about. Did you see the video that she tweeted out about the three dollars. There's no sorry the Boston the Boston Globe tweeted out a video of her. Like you know shaking hands and everything Boston Globe has almost eight hundred thousand followers in the video had like five hundred views. They like they're like nobody pays attention. No this is the one of the tweet this morning where she said she's going to keep fighting. The young college girl told her she had six dollars in your checking. I said I'm a broke college student with a lot of student loan debt and she said I checked. I have six installers in the bank so I just gave three dollars to keep you in this fight. We've got to stay in this. It's the biggest fucking live but also I've got to take the if you believe that it's true. I've gotta take half the money of my poorest most indebted order. Fuck warned human. You know take that money back which is a cheesy. But nobody believes her buying her a meal or some taking the money from her. She needs a three bucks. She New Hampshire. If you know you you probably know this if you're listening to feed owns a neighboring state of Massachusetts Ton If you live around here here you get the advertising for these campaigns all the time on TV the New Hampshire primary queen was worn. She got nine percent last night. Nine percent any doubled more than double to what's going on with that because I don't know any good debate Friday night and honestly charge honestly. She's a more appealing candidate warrant. Jesus using more appealing can. I know that I'm I'm feeling all right today. Can I point out. I would've jumped all over him for saying the sort of devotees was hanging over. Sort of Damocles Canadian do whatever it is any other day. You lucky I saw my opportunity. She's a she's a much better candidate. She's a total what she's she's a bad boss. You've heard the stories who isn't she's a throw in. STAPLERS and binders diners. Should like physically abusive to her. I'm inching closer to endorsing her. Look yes I'm by the fact that our heroic shakes machine does speeches his but she physically shakes. She's she's she's passionate person she's also a robot. Have you seen the the montage of telling the joke about giving her opening speech in the snow. They have Steve. I have taken these. I have but she's going to win the nomination. Really yes I think sanders still got it. How he's looking socialist? He's not going to win. He's not GonNa have you. Have you taking the temperature of the Democrat Party. I mean the view it has. It has gotten more extreme over the last eight years. They say Bernie is more reflective of of where the Democrat Party stands right now I hope the Republicans perspective I hope so because trump trump trump's gonNa beat all of them. Yeah but Bernie had more people under the age of thirty. Vote for him in New Hampshire Hampshire than all the other candidates combined Bernie Bernie get four years ago New Hampshire they gonNA sixty percent he. He got more of the older demographic but they're also fewer candidates five percent last night he got sixty percent four years ago with Hillary Clinton in the race Yeah I mean Clinton was in the race but they you didn't have as divided all these crappy trappings and now but this is not a great night for Bernie barely beating Mayor Pete not a great night not good. I think you'll probably cleanup in Nevada. I think I think Biden what what is can still do okay in South Carolina guest but once he gonNA drawn boat. I saw. Somebody doesn't do well. South Carolina withdraw. This was his most in thirty two years as a presidential candidate. This this is his best performance last night. Oh really percents. I'm not counting Iowa. Because of cluster. Fuck for years from now when he runs again I mean like one is he gonNa realize that or where the people around him that he's not going to be the nominee. He's not he's going to have to drop out if he if he doesn't win South Carolina. He's gone this is Warren's GonNa drop out all of a sudden you've got Pete Bernie in amy the three candidates and president of the United for President of the I guess Bloomberg though eight people. I am diverse candidates by way that Bloomberg's audio had no real Juice yesterday. No it didn't really. They actually attacked the guy who brought it because he's a Bernie supporter. So we'll see what happens. I'm picking I'm going. Aim you're saying Bernie Bernie versus trump is pretty good too. kooks trump is pretty good too trump versus a woman again is always entertaining but Bernie has the energy in the activists I do. They fall in line behind closure to they fall in line behind by. I don't what kind of relationship Bernie has with her. I guess I mean well I mean he he stumped pretty hard for Hillary Clinton and the boroughs pretty bruised in fall to stay fell fucked over though they felt they were fucked over. Well they're not gonNA feel any less fucked over if he's if he's the clear winner in New Hampshire all the delegates dia was a cluster. Fuck I mean. They continue to try to piece off to a good start but he needs support at a Democrat. Nominee needs the sport of African Americans and just does not has an APP. I think it's because he's gay. Actually I knew that. Yeah people think it's a big factor. We dance around it but in California. When gay marriage failed the first time it would have succeeded if only white people were voting? Just the demographic graphic breakout just for a long time ago tradition for family reasons cultural. Maybe it's a southern sounds awesome or religious for for what in the white people who feel the same way down south feel the same way. I think he's just happens to be a larger population down there. Yeah but I just for whatever reason their added together religious gay marriage as I understand that their attitude toward gay marriage and favorable. But what do they care if some guy likes to to suck. Somebody's Dick Versace. EAT somebody out that. He can't run the president of the United States. Like what is that. Well they look at it as a moral issue. It's not it's not but they vote Donald Trump. Yeah it's weird paradox because the bias is no Bible say about you know doing all the trump has done i. I'm not saying they voted for in droves Bill Clinton. Yeah so I mean what the fuck. Religion is such bullshit to religious guests at idiot. Pope Francis yesterday today. I want Mary Reese Great Way to go. That's really the way way it'd be forward thinking shit head will help the situation and the fucking what a dummy honestly what they fucking dummy. I don't want him at the show and he's not on there that he was more progressive. Wasn't he reminded more progressive as far as. Yeah that's encyclicals on climate change. AH HE'S A. He's the with the when the rubber meets the road. He's like he's like the rest of your not a good. 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We we have sound of A scalper hi I was calling with Info on current many hands. Show tickets I'll try you again. Probably an hour south and credible sound all the races onto identify. Who that person is? Arrest them direct quote from this gentleman the booth time to do some sleuthing. I it does Piss me off I will does Piss me off but at the same time. It's America baby. It's free market free. I don't like it I like it. I hate it. I hate those fucking people. That they're holding up minivans hostage do not. I'm telling you do not do not do not spend that kind of money on those tickets I am. I understand you want to go to the show There's a second show today Do not spend four hundred dollars on a ticket. I would you know it means a lot to me that you would even think of doing that. You're fucking crazy crazy. If you do that don't do it now. That being said if you don't go to the show on Cassia Truman the fan. I'm just GONNA say that's it well and also say this which which I did not say the other day. I'm going to say this right now. I'm proclaiming this right now. Everyone who is at the matter WASCO show is made wow made vow except for Mike made they are made made made made. Wow that traveled going through that blizzard. I drove through it made except for Ward Hook totally absolutely maimed may justin not made. That's fair that's true good point yeah. Well intern well. Yes he's made. Because because it because that pisses you off he's amazing Yes I think they deserve. They deserve a different status. I don't know maybe not maybe not may deserve some sort of different proclamation. have to figure that out. Because that's always going to be now you know they're gonNa like sort of like I I think when they go to the Wilbur couple years now when they go to the garden and a couple of years after that when they were Gillette a couple years after that when there were ever they're always going to table. It was almost like you know when somebody said like you know. Oh I saw springsteen at seventy three in front of one hundred twenty people like yeah you know this is cool. This is fun but I was. I was there at the beginning. I was there with the START I was I. Was You know what I was man. They're going to be the benefit of their main mosque in the trunk. Was He in ten years. When we're doing five thousand in motto Oscar Kirkman Thunderdome correct? Rovan arena then yes I oh I think you said this yesterday but it's so as to ask and all these other little little smaller shows are they gonna be bigger and bigger every nine hundred fifty people so the show that we're going to do in the fall all. I think we'll be smaller because it's going to be a lot of travel right. It's a forty hour flight looking at it from Boston. Though true no people all over the country I understand that but I I WANNA mix smaller shows with bigger shows. I think the smaller shows will be just as fun. The Wilbur is GonNa be crazy and I think what people since the Wilbur and they run into people there and talk to people near like. Oh I did this the Wilbur. Oh I did this amount of WASCO. They're going to think I can't miss this show this next show and there's GonNa be a couple of hundred people then you know next early next year we'll do another big show and then we're just gonNA keep sort of every three or four months mixing big show small show big so we do two of each year. I don't think that's unreasonable too. For the fan base. I don't think so at all. No well the big shows. Also be around the meaning. The Wilbur a wilbur size show but in Ohio. I don't know if we're there yet. Yeah we'RE GONNA get there we're we are GONNA get there and we're GonNa you know we're going to be surprised at some point if we just fucked and take the show on the road for a week and do shows every night and different places around. The country wouldn't surprise goose offs. Yeah we absolutely we watch the traveling band of gypsys trailing behind us like a caravan. How many cars? How about the people out there who I got a lot of these? Yesterday they were going to show twice. You can't make it the idea of putting on some sort of pay per view. We can look into that talk with people about that. I don't know I don't know what their policies the goal would be good for that. But I know you said you WANNA give incentive. I do go I do. I'm not that's MIT. Although being there is I mean when you show a concert on. HBO The only dog being there so we wasco broadcast the other night on some. It wouldn't be the same as being in there even listening to us in the same as being in of course but though the Wilbur is going to be unique and then the next one's going to a unique so yeah so so we'll see how that goes all right. We have five parody songs that we said. Yeah we got a couple leaving any any one that jumps out is the best now. Well we got our guy those going to be performing at the live show. He always he always does a great big first night for him to be weird interacting with these people. How am I gonNA? I'M GONNA be on my fellow. WE'RE GONNA EAT my dinner. Maybe on my feet for in between shows back Green Room I think we'll have you ever had soil lint soil the That's like a chocolate milkshake. Gives you it gets all the protein all the vitamins. You need to have a pump you full of food concise pizza fucking soiling the pizza to the stars of soil and was going to be my round soil interview on. We'll get your pizza. Are you nervous about the Wilbur. Oh Yeah of course I am. I mean I was I- Saturday August Sunday morning. I had a moment of relaxation after matter. WASCO was done and I was like holy. Fuck we have to plan the Wilbur show wasn't Wilbur. Show is in some ways going to be harder but somebody's he's there'll be more help though too. I think it'll be less logistically challenging. I would say I would say that part's going to be easier. Yeah Yeah we'RE GONNA get cracking recognize all right so we have our guy at first. Let me hear this awesome Madagascar last Saturday night bikes to kick stands intriguing. All the Mike saying things that don't make sense stand on my just wants to get drawn owned by Jews who get draw Kirk off the way it is not a good thing for everyone keeps buying him treats. His speech is third but nobody will notice. The Kurtz GonNa Murder Him when the show is done. Oh my just wants to get drunk to get Do CIA AH fans to buy him more ROM. Oh my just wants to get drum missile by guys draw lots to get Fisher word. Be One that he should host in this point. He's taking to punch was to draw in two zero two tossed by Luma. Mommy just texted me. Congratulate me for selling out the Wilbur so forgiving criticism Adam earlier. It's all you have to do. That's it I'm very easy to please. Sam Text to me like Kosovo season ticket packages going. Here it's almost more phony in a way though no up to go yesterday like oh you're silly little. We always jab each other loose fine. He sees the D.. Like Love Red Sox Guy. He's loves the readily little PODCAST. And he knows he no. He's angry of course he knows that I'll tell you why he's angry three is. He texted me the other night. He misses me. He knows that the station without me sucks and it's just boring. He's bored looks who always fight back with me. I'll give him that you at least some fucking fighting him like the rest of these cows Dale that pussy or that Greg ill drunk tweeting everyone last night. Just a loser you know. We'll start looking at the him only that allow but saying now you said you said yesterday like they've been given a pass basically E- You said on twitter like other stations been given pass at them enough. I don't I don't but so do you think because we haven't talked about them in a while. I made that poker upgrade. Kill but start digging it It's worth it. Who knows what you were talking about the ratings and how they like not celebrating the ratings anymore right? I think a lot of that is because you haven't talked about them and so on and I don't think so they. I think the Patriots season's over. I think people just checked got pushed away people. Listen to show aren't going to listen to Great Hill today if I have a meter right. Yeah it doesn't. That's not that I think so. Many people listened like when we were prank calling them and you have to have a meter. Yeah right maybe maybe maybe some did. Here's the thing. Do you think it would be possible for someone in the Kirkman world to have a meter and not tell us about that can revoke I mean Greg. SPRITE bought a few wins price me but I mean you know you're a great deal hate them like I don't even know him he's fuck show sucks remember so say the show socks got pretend doesn't suck that's all we do. He shows suck stale show sucks. I only sports talk radio anymore. Just fucking I never really liked it anyway is in adult. Just fucking bores Horsley now more than ever Plano the Paradiso. Me Even more bill should sue me. Christ sakes like the song. Hey I was fat in blind thought that you you made me cry and needed to shoot autumn. Okay tell the million fans it was nice to meet. Yeah see we joked about me. Ma went to Miami. Dade it busted Marlboros and we made prank goes then. I went and got drunk in Meadow Oscar and turned messed so Kirke bent me over. Made me wish that I it was so hard now I feel like shit. WHO LIKE THAT TATTOO on Steve? Shut the light show so my dignity. KIRKSTALL kirkstall his roommate of Dul. One ever go into those very good awesome very good. Because I just couldn't stay silver this guy. It sounds perfect. McLean go get five. Four though Wilbur Steve. You fought for my job for that. I thank you if you asked me to. Thank you not gay pay. I took some shots in and did keg stand got fucked up thought man fans all day Kirk told me no so I opened the bottle dumped it down my throat now. I'm by cry and crawl all the way back to e e uh-huh no messed so Kirke bent meal very made me wish wish that I was sober now. I feel like as she had. Who like that Tattoo? On Steve's shoulder made a mess of the Rhode show so my indignity kirkstall like his roommate do go into the whole meal pretty good funny funny one very songs. That sort of interspersed with Mike sound or no No disappointing I expect. One of those I what I will say about the The parody songs tonight never fucking ends. I don't think anything I said rhymes with anything they can. Do it almost like sort of like during the musical right. We feel day later. I feel better. I book therapy session. So yeah now that's not presence day EH. Just weird moment for yes so I called so what happened. was I called multiple therapists knowing got back. I didn't realize it was a real normal thing. I guess they don't get back to you a lot and then also by girlfriend had a conversation with me the other day about how she doesn't have president's Day off so I was just like maybe it's present. Oh I think is do we. BORSTAL celebrate presence. Say sure somebody say that. I don't know also pulled their calendar. I just wanted to see I. Just don't forget so. When's your appointment Monday today? At four fifteen I believe on President's Day. Yes okay yeah most people I think most people work. Yeah I guess it seems like it's Monday at four fifteen this it's GonNa be the way a little president's Day wasn't president's Day wasn't on their twenty nineteen calendar I know somebody say that it was on the Ranelagh Gaz or somebody remember a tweet saying Wheaton's have presents. They have this year on the over. Its could be I like that is. Trump is on the bachelor news. Did you see the tweets about how Trent rent is supposedly the person who takes their bags on actual show. Yes the Billy Owens survivor extinguished torch when you were kicked out. That's how the bachelor. Yeah the carry your luggage away and I guess that's funny. That's I think I don't know that's funny. So He's been the bachelor guy for years. He has at Barstool. Yeah yeah he was like the first one to cover it. I think I have never seen it. I don't I don't mean to be part of the team. I've never participated in the program. We've always got our I. Everyone has their strikes. That's true we do best. We can't hear which they WANNA do first here. We kind of enjoy back to reality. The Red Sox stuff thank you got some stuff to clean up from that. I guess I mean you know sort of but not really like the trade that might surprise they. They traded form they brought him in. And you know the story is really been furthered. And the only thing is You know Hind blooms. Yeah so they did their due diligence on Vertigo. Yes you WANNA play. That sound says who's the. US sounds terrible. Who's the Pussy Pussy? US that question to me now. This question the most character island though is is in basically bloom. I'll see as they said. They did their due diligence. They looked into it. They lied fuck allied. I mean they they definitely did not so one of the things Lumo Loney said when he was taking a shot at you is that maybe the Red Sox went out and ask Nick Francona About the situation Kirk doesn't know they're things that can be very safe and saying Two things one If you gave looney a fifty trillion dollar first-place bonus in this contract you can feel confident for him to come to cashing it in two is. The Red Sox definitely did not check with Nick. Crank going there is no because you don't want to check when you you know what the answer is. Yes so it's better just to say the old plausible deniability we didn't ask we don't care and they for some reason like they actually just don't care that this happened. No no no no they just they just don't actually care this guy tape. This thing called the DC sue followed up nick. Francona told us no wonder if there's one chance that happens also like is this guy worth looking the other way only Alex Verduga now according to high blew me is I guess it's guys like this guy's like the gym. The trade always the big big star big power. He can play any position in the outfield. So yeah almost like I'm talking to you know Tom. Verduci hear some believable. Having here Steve from the baseball minds you play baseball. High School No you did not pause because I played I did would play some baseball and you can end it with you. Play baseball in high school. It's the farthest north in Maine. You play baseball but we do. We do we figure girl where you played tennis. Amount of Waka I I didn't find the location. I didn't go back. Let me how I mean. We're the hell. Bent is Madam have its own individual. High School Yeah. Yeah the high school is somewhere up there. Yeah there's a high school right next to where I was staying. Oh About Hill I saw. I did see the sign for that. I asked the Front desk woman at the hotel and she. He informed me that there is in fact a tennis court. It's covered in snow. Of course outdoor only your indoor. You played tennis season though. What do you mean well movement spring? Yeah would have been in the spring but it was inside so we just said no pictures of like a REC center. That's true indoor court and Edmonston but I don't imagine you'd be crossing the board. I don't think we crossed the border. I think it would have been at a REC center or something because it was. It was a playoff game is the only reason we were traveling that far so there are a ton of matches. Then you drive Five hours we left at eight o'clock in the morning because remember we missed. I saw dexter on the way up. The exit was right there. So I mean that was before that was is is dexter after Bangor Dexter north of Bangor. Because there's that whole stretch through of ninety five through main that's more East West than north. Yes right yeah so I I remember seeing action and I thought that was so fucking far up like it's amazing to me that you got out of there the most people just stay there not a lot of my friends. Although the to dexter extra boys have recently moved back and bought houses there. Because I mean you can. You can buy houses and Dexter for like ten grand if there's nothing they've chose to live. Yeah yeah there's nothing there. Well Casey's and electricity attrition so realize okay changed. Everything Casey was doing that runs on Casey. Casey I'm just saying he's self employed so it makes it easier to to be in that area like if you're trying to connect electrodes either. Yes okay. I'm just saying as opposed to a cubicle job. You know but I mean technically we could we could. We could move up production. Do the show from there. Yeah we've movable job yeah that's not a livable places it Yeah get groceries. They have their own shop and save just like parodies. Ladies except for its buds Buds Bud shop and save. I didn't really I mean people live there. Okay Yeah so I. I don't know Tom Shattuck story did a good job. Just kinda covered up cover we did. I mean there's not there's no I I feel like the store is done. made the trade and they're bringing them in and the only thing my the whole thing was and I said this Lewis. I don't give a fuck really threats pregnant or not. It's just the idea that the globe would never write it in. The other night was a patriots. first-round pick the they would spend this'll be ringing by now. Spend a month writing about it and the globe is not written word one about this Alex pier last week sale. We're looking into it. No they're not they're not they're they're just not even it's not even this idea that John Henry our Zuhdi wag their finger. They just they just know they're not gonNA do that ensure Shirley's too busy Z.. Writing about one company that has a white C.. You know it's the worst as well. It's also this guy. I mean maybe you could say he was a kid who made a horrible mistake and he's grown from it. Never Your F- but you don't get they don't give you know people on the Patriots that freedom or not Republicans that freedom and Bob Kraft doesn't get the benefit of the doubt again. But even you know like I said I trump patriots pick or third round the Patriots pick. Does this when he's seventeen. Eighteen in college. Huge Story Globe writes every single day renee grant and also the Patriots You know kind of succumb into the pressure and feel like they have to go out and do something release a statement says fire and they grew up the trade. Yeah I mean suppose. What the globe doing that Renee Graham about you wrote? I have to give go credibly right. Good column sure a good calm morning about SUK-OK SOUP DOT COM. I grabbed the tweet. The other night actually agree with her. Or you know it's amazing. How small that that story's it's weird to me but this weekend shorter story saying that the Kademi should not reward Brad Pitt with an Academy Award for best. Supporting actor occur because his character killed a woman. Once upon a time in Hollywood I mean we are we are now. We are now through data point where we are now shaming fictitious characters in films but not only that the net now every movie has to be. There's no violence. There's no of course negative message. There's no like what's she saying. She saying you can't Michael. What do you mean a ah now? We're now we're going after taxes. Not Real what's the bright kitchen with. If you did a great job in the movie like what it doesn't even make you know I got the ending of what's about time. Hollywood alf to admit like in this culture was weird the way they beat the show. Those women lit them on. Fire that to me. Is Honesty more interesting call. Them not only been agree with if you do a good job. In the movie should win an Oscar. But like now giving out Oscars Takeaway Oscars of Texas and fictitious films. The county more about how overrule rated that movie was. Yeah me me lace. I kind of enjoyed it but I don't ever loved it so much but if somebody did a great job playing bin Laden they shouldn't be nominated for an Oscar. Fuck bad bad guy. But you know it doesn't you know now I would say the Tarantino glorifies bad human beings. There's no doubt about that like you're not supposed to not like them. Then yet and the noxious. Yeah but that's making them a compelling person even though they're despicable true I agree but it's also not real like the guy play cliff booth in the movie. He's not a real person and then you get undo what. What are Tony? Soprano and Walter White and these corleones or any of them like it doesn't I you know it's bizarre. Being this weird that the fights they fighter just so strange. It's just fucking exhausting. 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I I love. The fact is no contracts. No bullshit simplisafe dot com slash Kirk simplisafe dot com slash K. Ira Get free shipping and a sixty day risk free trial. You've got nothing to lose. What are you smiling about? Just some people were tweeting to vivid seats yesterday. Saint Hope you have simply safe. I hope they do. It makes things safer for them which has been Nice. It's the morning told. The people at vivid seats didn't feel safe. Yes or no. What can help them for that situation? simplisafe simply say look. What are we doing here? That's not have to worry about. It's like I'll say this you try and gouge them in the fans. Fine they're gonNA they're gonNA try and find your house. We agree with that. We understand that can slash your tires. We get that if you have simply safe manner then you can arrest Matt the province. Yeah you know God knows him the pair of Nielsen on this pockets at that point of view jail for fifty years you can arrest You know whoever else Latino Kirk Guys who again and I don't mean to single out that's not for profits. I yes well. That's not a real Latinos. I said to him I think he's from like for Sudbury or something and I'm Cassini Cuba. He's not absolutely said Cuba Kentucky maybe simplisafe dot com slash Kirk simplisafe dot com slash K.. I R. K.. Vivid seats whomever You WanNa stay alive or you WANNA die. Pretty simple as Dana Larussa the credit card to to the to the To the guys nephew live or die and the guy says Di. The News has wrongly hawks among those point is if you wanna live long way of saying get simply safe and watch credit. Youtube is actually really good. Movie simplisafe dot com slash Kirk simplisafe dot com slash K.. I R. K.. So explain the vivid seats situation. I think we've done that yet. Have we yes. So vivid seats bought zero tickets yesterday. We do not buy tickets. They they're just they're marching to them. You're saying this is going to be some jarring news but the scalping situation is mini fan on men fan violence well. I'm not surprised. Well I gotta say this offense. I think those people listen to the show but they're also knew the tickets tickets. Were going there. There are people who understood that the value of the ticket on the free market was going to be a lot higher than what we were offering them. They're not people that would have been in does so based stomach. My conversation with vivid seats and with the Wilbur was that it was probably local area brokers or scalpers share who bought the tickets in advance and ticketmaster. It master does have some defenses against automated buying so the bought activity would have been a busy spending long problem for ticketmaster though. Yes it has been fighting. This is like an arms race between ticketmaster automated buyers right as soon as they come up with like a capture system to prevent automated buying the automated buyers find a way to get around it anyways those people bought tickets and then immediately brought me into the scalp. She brought them to vivid sis. The scalpers bought the tickets on ticketmaster and put them put them up for sale located seats and the worm turned against vivid David seats with a minute fans. Yes and And I love them because they're passionate It got a little heated. They want to go to the show. I I got to say I'M GONNA stand by the fans. I thought they were above board. I have no issue with what they did. Not so the temperature got a little hot for the people who have been seats. They reached out to me said that the CEO of the company it was a little bit concerned for the safety of his employees his name. I don't see his name is pussy are pushing away because I mean that's more or less what I told them. What what are we doing? I'm I'm so sick of that. Where the fans are that on the Memphis? Nicest people of all time of all time. That's the people in Moscow and they. They skip on bills once in a while. No big deal. There's no reason he called the next day they all bunch of drug addict drug addicted. Morons some are. Some aren't wouldn't the reason that we're all in this together but you know you saw with Travis T.. tweet out the other day EH. Kept the house clean. Classy thanked him very. I've never had an issue like that with a minute ever. They're not fucking harm. You'll vivid seats whether they like it or not are in kind of a shady business. Yeah they they are facilitating. I'm an hoping to get tough steal a bunch of fucking babies good so the guys from vivid reached out to me. We had a phone conversation. They said they worried. They WANNA make it right. So what they're gonNa do is all the tickets that were purchased through vivid seats which was just a handful of of pro. Bought the tickets because it was a little unclear in the heat of the moment. What was going on suckers? All the proceeds of all of those tickets will be donated to the the charity of your choosing okay and they also have offered up some bruins tickets or potentially pats tickets whatever you would like and then we you you can take those or you can. We can do some kind of a listener promotion contest. I don't know what great or we could turn around and sell them on vivid seats and keep the money. I do think the charity will be Kirkman Pizza. Funds uh-huh growing over three hundred thousand dollars right now so and I did. We didn't talk about this on the phone but he afterwards all the tickets that were Friday Alan Vivid seats disappeared right so I think that they the fans brought this company down in Western four hours. So good you know like I say I said yes. I don't like companies like that and I'm glad them in the fans had fuck you in the morning there. I'm not going to go ahead and it's just it's just a free mark shortest shortest but but it's also a free. It's a right to to fight against that. Try and correct it. Yeah and I don't like it. We should say this is bullshit and and Dan you know this is a special event and they really WanNa go in there pissed off a guy will get I guess spacey. Tickets would sell immediately. Didn't make any sense. And then you'd go to Stubhub or you go to wherever you the holy fuck. They're already how did they get ten thousand of these how that happened. Yeah it pisses you off. Yeah no I understand why. They're pissed off but I think we have the correct response in a free market is to the dump another Over thousand tickets into the market. Correct exactly the brokers who made those decisions we totally fucked with their economic calculus. So they're gonNA ended up sitting on about money. I mean they're not going to happen is going to go down. You're not going to get a four hundred percent mark show. I don't think so. If you sweating. Can you wait it out. You can get tickets for that first show from these scalpers. Whatever in the few months are going to be giving him out essentially a little above face math pay a little more be also have today at noon a real chance a much better chance? I think Dan yesterday to get some nice tickets in the VIP event in the VIP thing is was. I mean the angry yes was I mean they could to shake your hand picture. Okay conversation or no quick conversation. It's going to be very efficient meeting. Be Let's not be. I liked talking to these people all right the ramp. I'm doing the notes. The good cop bad cop. There's going to be a bad cop there who's going to be scooting. Everybody gets fifteen minutes with me. Is that fair. Steve Kirk and that's not fair. That's it's twenty years. That's three hundred minutes. That's six hours. That's all I forgot was two hundred people. Yeah so it's a minute each sure. Yeah Right. It's not going to be a minute. Each of three hours and twenty minutes. It's not going to be made in each. It's going to be about twenty five seconds each hour and a half. Yeah it's GonNa be quick that's doing four hundred of those yes someone just yell hello from some people. Do you think some people do to. VIP mean greets. Oh definitely yeah potential. Really exciting it's exciting. I will be bringing the pure out for you. And the best part is some of them. You will have many Kevin from Brazil. I was amazed how many people I didn't know the other night. I was pleased about that. Yeah faces an individual. It's you can see growing because you know I think in terms of just sort of little you know from this show. We broaden the base obviously but even little things like the hot dog contest to the courthouse. Yet who the vigil to Madel Wasco to the will eastern gets bigger and bigger and more. You see different people all the time you see the same people and you also start to notice certain people's absences. That's true and we're not asking everyone was like wait. Where's where's Timothy Canton right here in DC or whomever? I assume everyone's going to be at this. I assume I I saw a lot of hard core fans who were shutout yesterday. Couldn't original says that sucks so we do have some tickets in reserve and I know I'm going to regret saying that. What what the fuck are you talking about we? Would you say that. Because I'm wondering if it's just GONNA lead to go ahead go ahead and you so dump go ahead. I'm wondering if we want to have like five tickets available for purchase the day of so people start camping out. You know what these people through. I'm just wondering do you. Do you do do you think. Do you think people would camp camp out in front of the Wilbur for chance to buy tickets. Well I mean the poll shows sell out some of these shoutout not just tickets if they camped out you get a meet and greet and you get to go backstage age. Yeah I would say that. Yeah yeah maybe we'll talk. We'll talk about it. I mean you know Django unchained five. Eighty two five Mike and Mike in the fans live from in front of the Wilbur as a kid as true Mike in the military in between the two shows Saturday All right so yeah. We'll keep an eye on that. I guess so that so. It seems like we've solved things with vivid vivid. Things are great. But that being said you guys have to understand we're going to announce in you're listening now. Tickets are on sale right at this point if you've been listening to start You understand the scalpers. I can get some tickets. I mean that's just that's just reality is situation. You can get pissed off you're going to. We'll get a smaller slice today. I think I think it'll be a big market for the show but it won't be as I don't maybe I'm wrong. We use every time. I don't think it's going to be as crazy. We'll see copper copper random inefficient who got tickets yesterday and see and see if they wanNA go both up. I'm curious about that. Maybe maybe get somebody who'd doesn't really go at all. I don't know who knows I don't know you might be Taking their attention a lot of people that don't bother me in the mall. It's a good point twelve now. Just call me and say you get tickets the future. You say it'd be Great Tacoma. Temperature would have been good tree with this Stanton fifty nine yesterday right doc. Hello WHO's this Matt. What do you tickets tickets to the Wilbur show yesterday or no no did you WANNA go or no do you even try? I could buy goodbye. Go drop dead fucking him. FAMILY DOES FUCK OFF Steve. Get some tickets to the show. Jesus Christ with Asshole Lose Shit. Yeah WanNa go okay. Did you try and get tickets now. Call Right now We could do that seventh person. We call true Numbers of people you know have tickets or no no. I broke out by that. No the twitter name. WHO's this Jason? This is all again. Yes there you go. Did you get tickets Wilbur. Yesterday did you try and get a robot. Did you try and get them or no. Yes they tried to get to tell you something right now. You have one two tickets the Wilbur show. I've just gotten this kid. I'm not work. No one knows talking about about you have not you know tickets. Are you GONNA try today at noon. What what yeah? Yeah that's right. I thought I want ticket not mature. Yeah Charles Yeah two tickets at a DOOBIE brothers. What's that Did you get your driving. I can confirm that you drove me. I'm the guy drove drove by the way. Oh your wife the House with the Pamela Smart and Chris Correct yes the high school teacher. Who's let's just say Jerry is gonNA write about one day? We'll leave okay so you you try to get tickets yesterday. You didn't have any luck I did so I was able to Alexi but as soon as I went to the next step. They're already gone right and they. Hey where then it was balcony and I'm like whatever do it and They were GonNa could giving you the heads up right now because when you listen listen to this later states can be. After twelve o'clock you have already known if you've got tickets or not. This is like one of these weird twilight zone episodes at the one where the guy turned to a goat grew in or the guy with the cow. With attorney turn it. There was no milk in the world and at the end holding the one. Where is that the one where might get drunk? Yes it's like that one might get shrunk correct. Is this one this rear one three breasts. It's like a weird twice. Okay thank you. Thank you pretty much just to give so you ask good fan perspective first of all. What's your name again? I'm sorry Jason Jason So yes I'm driving. I'm driving on ninety five to the show on Saturday. fucking white. Knuckling this thing and I see a cargo by thirty five miles an hour car flying by and I just see a bunch of arms waving all over the place. It's Jason this wife. They're taking pictures of me. I'm like what the fuck is going on. Where you guys looking in every car window to see if it was currie right? That's another thing I never asked you guys me. I thought it was going to be a minute. Fan Best Jesus Plate and drove by. And I'm like no shit that's podcast. Jesus either say these Jesus Embassy these people right now in passing lanes to four day. You're flying flying. I'm surprised they didn't run you off the road. That's how Kirkman hands going to die some fan trying to get both both of sexual assault and murder me but I mean you must have going. It was icy. So you're driving like a maniac. Yeah we're going like seventy five and stupid anyway. So gimme a in-person Stephen. I spent some time Amazon. Yesterday's show he dubbed a little bit. I might being drunk the show and if you notice while you were there but being at the show itself first of all the performance of yours truly dancing shaking taking his ass. I mean unbelievable. Amazing I have some amazing video trying to get to see spending a couple already. Okay few mouride all right. Excellent need to trim down and spend over. 'cause they're like five minute clips good Route crowd dancing. Did anything ruin your experience experience as somebody who drove that farmers or something really left a sour taste in the mouth. You know I was hoping you guys be able to do a little bit more of the show got in that Mike was just wait you map. Yeah right right but I kind of took away from the experience. So you're saying you drove. Where are you guys from Where down near Augusta like I have an half hours in the snow when you stay at the hotel for night and richer lives in did all the stuff and you're saying that Mike ruined it just a little bit your experience as a as a consumer of Kirkman the hand of Kirkman a hand product? My name it's our experience a little bit correct a little bit tickets no matter what now the perfect go ahead Paul. Yeah I mean it was just it was just a tad bit ruined and I guess if I was at that minivan show the night before and being drunk for that might have been entertaining less charming on it. Go there to see a show. Thank you I'm actually I am. I am kind of glad that happened. Because you had to improvise. Shake your everyone Talladega. Go right right like if I was drunk. Shirley improvised that will Mike. What would you like to say to Jason? No I Apologize Sir as well all the fans that were there very sorry fire Mike yesterday or no Come on ask the floors his. This is Mike. This is a guy who's paying as far as as far living you know I don't know I guess he's the best guy. Are you at right now. Jesus don't put it like that. You know you had anyone better. There are no we're looking. We're looking at right all right Jason. Well Good luck with the tickets today. Komo go ahead. No please continue more. Jason should be a guest on Mike and I was a great even even before Might get drunk. He's still kind of heat up at the table and not really mingling. You're as mad dog. Excellent point by you excellent. Jason wouldn't let you go. We'll talk to you later. Okay see later but during the during the I'm going I am literally like a wedding going from table to table at this thing. Steve You saw it. Yes I look over. I keep saying these people look at this fucking drift. Mike is staring at his phone doing nothing. You're right that is very nervous with that because I can't sleep right about. What do you mean the batum right? About how the whole thing. I'm saying this is a new point. So if you get what you got to say is I understand. It's hard for you because social anxiety and also seeing walking around my point is have somebody walk around with you okay. I know it's not fun but just inner. Whoever people want to talk to justin the way anyway people? I think people like that. I don't know I mean I feel like we're there. I'm literally going Steve from table table. Yeah yeah I I will kyle. Just yesterday I couple Vermont while we were eating a couple of what you eat. I mean I was going table. A table to interact with these are lunatics. I I will take a little bit of the Blaine doing other stuff. No because when Mike got in I immediately was like all right. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA Walk Doc you to your chair. You're very troubling at that point. We probably get down eating. She get started. What's the big rush? There's there's no there's no time clock. Clearly there wasn't a time to start out but I did. I did the first thing I said to. Mike was like hey let me lead you to your chair. I was just trying to get all the pieces in place and he did say well. No I KINDA WANNA WANNA stand in Mingo a little bit. But then eventually I think Steve Providence got him into his chair. Yeah so yeah. Stephen Province was a real factor that night. But that's okay we love. I'm not his fault. Jesus speaks for a lot of people. Don't want to get back into it again in depth. But I'm happy to have the conversation all right but he was not. Maybe he's a baby is a musical way to articulate Jason I hope so the day I may. I had a periscope on shocked the beer's win awards out during the Kirk drinking so have A. They embarrassed me. I even got up to drinking. Kurt's Kurt's drink is pretty reasonable. Dope goose are ruled by. Show the drinks stoppable Berlin cal. Yes the street as in me. Good Evening Erin. I guess there's a Lo- Murphy was was like getting up and staggering. They go pee. This is not not good. I think I said locked the door. Post send them back to the hotel. I I assume this is not your intention by the calls. I feel worse now than I did at the start of the show. Good intention I do you know okay. You want me to feel. It's always always the suspension might have been easier to know. I'm so pissed off. Forty life goes on. You know playing on the song like I said I don't understand. Fees may feel worse. That's how you should feel when I hear to replace one. No this is just one of the twenty two you had to play. Jason was good. How hard not to let you uh-huh make little black boy? That's important to me in math speech feeding off. If you lock her took do sober Kuzak getting drunk show behavior with Joe Drone no yup to eighteen brew that gave me off the scrap he. I'm fairly competent Oh we set the fats again and take the punching bag on the drug. Filling up show behavior was junk. Don't drome Brazilian wasted bed man composes. I'll tell you that is is one divisive character. Matt there who actually likes liked him and there are people who hate him very nice guy. Oh I mean on air the character is or whatever him on these. He's recovered east. I would say is part of the family though now st right yeah. He's made guy well. He's something anyway and then you just made all the people from different designation for it matter. WASCO macy's made I don't know that the Great Parts Today Medo Oscar. Anyway here we go. Oh he's making me feel worse than you deserve it. So you think you thought you was jeff drug okay. MIC STREAM bad may might by the Kirk James Strides. It's not as is love and get the same way he sir in New York the Yes I listened. I tried to leave someone with his cherry nut. Cuts you fucking idiot fucking right fire again. This song pissed off. You'RE JAW law. His grass saw some away de blue. Uh Kirk gave two strikes now the only fifty more to go the the the the curious thing about that song which is very unusual is it was on the edge of and working like a minute but actually got wrong in bad. Yeah the slow and melancholy. Ones are tough. Yeah when he started giving to the with the you asshole part in that and then the sound ended very if I had to rank them I probably do. The Steve's Steve Liar Guide time thanks again. I'll remind you I don't enjoy very clear. I black Ska last Saturday night. Bikes thanks to kick skins and drinking all the coors lie. Mike saying things that don't make sense to anyone just wants to get get drunk just a keg stand. The Davis live show. Well that I thought would make a funny video independent. I also did catch. That was genuinely stupid. Yeah Yeah what I for content that the only reason I did is I could confident. People would like to do that for the documentary. It's you know Zillion Beers barstool kind of thing on our listeners. Snuck GonNa make good content now no now actually bill will singer guy that's off The guy there's no professionalism it's unbelievable wasn't he mixes the vocals right with the audio. Some some good music Larry Voice for the parody song you need to be able to hear the lyrics that Kevin. Yeah yeah anyway so get some other ones. That aren't like specifically drinking theme but they are Madda WASCO themed. Oh my Sarah. Why we're here a multi by the way? I want a lot more mike songs this week. Please thank you God. I hate the song of it really does the buck at the grocery store parodies has like twelve dollars was ready for war. Hangs of Bonaparte's did offer that has got got got got got got got chastise housing wax. That Alaska is where they are headed and them and time that wide together on is drunk. Bed Fan catching trout. Napa know feeling. WHO's that anybody or no no? I don't think incentive. They've put that voice. Don't do me a sound outside of this stuff. Or what else I've got a little bit of this great new food podcast. I'm your full. Might be up your alley huge. Foodie how did you great the food at the dinner. The other night Excellent a plus so that that that that fried chicken and some of the Best I've ever had. I didn't have the Fried Chicken I the busy. I went for a scoop of the big slice of ham the baked Ziti. I have to say probably eighty percent cheese and it was delicious and I was good too. I had a nice base role delicious. Whoopie Pie? which very one of those? We'll be Peiser. Great Mike. I did not eat there. You didn't know might have been part of the problem strategy. Why didn't you eat there because it's buffet? If I go up up I don't know what I'm looking at really wasn't one hundred and sixty people in the room. Who can help you get an kind of like if you know something that you drink? But you'll just drink it right right. Gotcha okay good. Smart Martin Luther Booze Foods can estimate. It was a moment where you took a shot. You're like what was that. It was hard liquor Oh replay that later. So it'd be a beer food guy. I am Yes. So this is a new food podcast. Yeah new food podcast Do you think that way. Pretend like I don't know what this is. I heard this. I heard somebody do this. Was it some cut. Somebody sent semi where they were doing. Something in the other guy the coast. It's like what are you talking about. And they clearly knew when I was a quite people do this so I have been asking for the sound My good fortune not not a fortune. Five hundred company. I looked very large company called entercom fortune. Five hundred. There's a there's A. There's there's a host in the Boston market. WHO Does a morning show names Greg Hill? And now he's teaming up with a woman named COURTNEY FALLON TO DO A. I think they broadcast. This is well. They do Saturday mornings. I heard all about. I didn't hear it yet. So they're doing a food show. Did you listen to the whole thing. So I listened to chunks of it they. They did their first one with Matt Matt Light. Who's actually a really good guy like matt a lot? He's fucking bore. No Republicans leave. You can be a nice perk Steve. How do you know him? I met him. At a trump funds. Big Satellite Equals fucking more ing. Go ahead for extra sauce with Greg Hill. And Courtney Fallon now. Here's Greg Stop. Stop Stop Stop It. Isn't they never learned. Learn to do anything different. Listened to that fucking shit opening. What is that? What is that music extra sauce? There are extra Greg Hill. If if you're a musician or a a sound engineer there are a couple of ways you make money. You'd produce a bunch of those and some producers scrolls through a whole bank a whole library that they always sounds like that and just listens since to the sound rock and roll that Gary Glitter things. That sounds like very much was it. Sounds supposed to show like energy energy momentum. Santa what it is. It's almost like a sporting event. Getting amped up creative opening. Have some fun. I I duNno for extra sauce us with Greg Hill. And now here's Greg in Courtney so welcome to the first extra sauce. I'm Greg Hill. And Courtney Fallon Alan is here and this is the start of I think we it's like the networks with TV. I think we have a ten show is at a ten show. Is that what you're saying. You set my podcast. Ten show shoot show rise exercise. I found we can. We can introduce this. Is Greg Hill. And what's what's going on. What is what is going on the NFL network yeah? You're you're a journalist. I'm not a journalist. I host the hack morning. Thank show on this station. Insider he learned right. Tommy current or patriots insiders on talking about each challenge gun. This show what coordination I WanNa do is introduce you to great places to eat great things drink. Great sounds interesting to Komo on top of the food or yeah. Here's some of this. Valentine's Day is next week And so I'm guessing that you are expecting that whoever it is Whoever you're you're currently dating is going to take you out for a a nice meal out at a restaurant? That's that's the expectation expectation and I. I'm just generalizing outside of myself and my personal life who sat that Simeon. Who wants to hear about my personal? Yeah then why is this show. What the fuck are they doing? You should never do you a podcast. If you say who wants to hear about my life what's up. It's on the air right. Yeah I would think so. Jesus what are they talking about. I think they're they're getting to a good places in Boston to take a Valentine's Day so this is a this is how it works and they're getting paid by these restaurants to do this for free advertise. I would imagine. There's some element of that. It has to be right so as to do this. Extra Sauce podcast at his old station. They ain't me listen to it. I've never heard of it. I don't even know that this was what was called exercise. I don't know if Ooh Yuck he owns restaurants. have an interest in saying adult. Think he can do that though. I only well yeah. I mean he'd have to disclose it might do that. Not the ones that haven't closed down but yeah we'll hear say Mrs Hill. This is you're GONNA make you're GONNA make two or three reservations. Ezra vacations just okay. Because I just kinda bring this up a random Valentine's Day restaurant etiquette going out and stealing feeling an eight or eight thirty reservation at three of the top restaurants in town. And you can so that you can cancel the last two last. Minute is the worst. Valentine's Day Kit. Why do people do that because they go and they say happy Valentines Day baby attack which restaurant you want to go like review? Do you understand if anyone on that show on this show does this. You should just be booted. Did to blow online. What are they doing? What do people? Actually they do that. First of all I don't know if they do let's say they do who cares A.. B. What are they fucking talking about. What are they talking about? What art what is going on this station stations while the fucking buy it now? What are they doing? Well you see people are calling. You don't understand. People are calling multiple restaurants and making people who are Domin. They're both domin and she's dumb. I don't care you know there are men or women down the Soviet dumb person and she goes off and lookout guys like give me some room rant time and it's the most boring the fucking rant of all time just just like still hockey's is such a fucking drip both of you just like what are you. Why are you doing that show? I guess if you're a radio executive you look at it and you say You know the food network is a very popular killer television program. There may be the food areas and underserved entertainment category. So let's do a food show. Greg Hill owns a restaurant and he can talk. Let's pair them up with a spunky female ninety percent of the age of eighty with. Listen to must eat. It makes sense. I'm just saying that's probably what they were thinking. I guess. Why does I understand? Why Courtney Fallon would do it? Because she's not a no name. Or why would Greg Hill do this. I have no idea I think or yeah. Yeah I bet he probably got like a you know a lump sum to ten episodes. Oh my God. He's is what I guess that's why he's there. I mean I just mentioned. They pitched me that to me and be like with WHO this person this awful personality all my gun but not even if they pitched it to you like if you wanted to do it. Why would I wanNA do this because Saturday mornings and they don't care I assume that's why I think it's on the weekends? I'm sure it's on the week I think so. Yeah but that's all unle- driving around you're listening to. Is there anything else. I have to imagine that they pre-tape it to yes for over shore. Thank and where is she. She might think she's I think she's speaking into the wrong. Side of microphones horrific Isn't that colony. So they they get really really wacky and they actually eat food during the show obviously listened to me call the compliance people. Now like I understand entercom crazy but we we do work for a major company Penn.. They're not going to play the sound. Is they'll fucking way on the podcast. Should we try some. Yeah I mean I'm writing. I audio gets better while they're on hold on hold on hold on. She's Robert. Hope you're ready food food podcasts. Ready Meek you open your mouth. The people excited I'm ready. I'm ready I'm ready to do this. I'm fucking ready. Let's fuck and motherfucker. What are they eating Steve? I I actually don't know I didn't. I didn't wasn't able to listen that far. I got the sense. You just go ahead. Should we try. Some food is me. I'm writing I. I didn't eat breakfast today. So do so. Here's shirt voice but matt light is thereby now. Oh Jesus should we try some. I mean I'm writing. I liked them. Shows them all. But we're GONNA try sandwiches so I this is is. Which one do I all right the garage? The KOOKY male Kimchi definitely not definitely South Karachi. The sound is pretty broad in this food like someone from some restaurant. They're great friends. It's impressive you got your mouth around that. It seems like there's so much chicken little legs in the chicken like but that it's really really really good that mail. It has a deep deep flavor corny piece. That's really P with the cheese. Is that your first time trying to mentha cheese okay. When do you think it's good by what is your? Here's the other thing. Is there a circumstance in hell. I beg your part in H E Double Hawk. Thank you were. They would say not not not really feeling. This isn't very good. There's no chance they're so compromised. We're GONNA bring people every single time. They're going to say every single time like these dumb food shows. Oh this foods unbelievable. Food's great bullshit like everyone saw tip. Those hamburgers sucks but right. It's a fucking infomercial. Embarrassment Stations Holy. Fuck Mercer should be calling these fucking the people this is awful but also to say like hey like the audios bad. We don't have anything to say about Roy. Just do a review outlets eat now. How is it yeah? It's really good house of Meadow. Netto guys go ahead before no metrics. He's Oh no I didn't want how is it. It's really good has your food. It's really good over the idiot. Who brought him to food this loser yeah you it? Is it good. Yeah you get your suck it down your mind. Meet Down Your Throat Greg. You know what I'm saying. Is that good your mouth around that. It's funny the guy running. The food is the most compelling person on the show that personnel in the show is the food obviously has the best personnel in the fucking rumors. That poor chicken. So good swallow by Greg Greg Hill. She's these things piss me off good really solid very smoking. Yeah beer cheese front of Labor. I hate food foodies very crispy like these little peppers that are yeah that's the Chow Chow. Yeah so with all the sandwich. Hawaiian hate this guy. Yeah honey. That's the couch. Oh okay enough. Let the expert handle it all these people. That's that's the Chow Chow. No He's got a little phrase forever. Now you got that wrong side. There's actually not in mental cheese. No sorry not Smith. She's anyways fuck wants EXAC- the they acting like it's problems. Vomit be gracious puked all over the place. I said No. It's really good. It's underneath the puck right now. It's actually really good. The guy that's actually called vomit it's not puke and we actually serve those appetizer. Don't you should. It's really good. Yeah it's really put the fuck. What person would listen to this? This good compelling radio so I want to go in in fucking just do something and they leave God's unbelievable and I have answered a question. Roughly Zero Zero Reminder sent me a lot of people. Good we're going to the attention. This checking obviously is Scott. It's crunch could crunchy texture. And then I usually usually add something creamy and then something perfect because what the Hell said something about the cream melts in your mouth and thank me on my face. Jesus Christ something with some acidity so on your mouth. I really really like. The peppers have recorded. We got you like it. You don't worry you're keeping the job the executor do you like the food. We understand the ingredients. We understand we need to fight is more is what it was I was this water is credit was pulled. Spring waters unbelievable poon springs sorry right body armor what. What's let me take a sip of water west? Incredible get you like it. Wet jumping around jumping around in my mouth. It's home I let me try again I I. It's got some sort of flavor to never had before the men rally second part of. Why is that from a Laker from a river with those teddy so good? It's so different than ever happy for you get sopping. Don't you want your tasting. There is the verse. osmosis I reverse. That's right yeah I thought it was good taste. It was typically traditional Osmosis but this has thirty seconds reverse reverse has to be reversed take normal osmosis and and just flip it. It feels just like it just feels more like I feel the electrolyte just flowing through my body is am I missing something here. No no it's got the Magnesium minute so your body absorbs the water fast second I think by the stapler. Let me see really good. I've I didn't realize this guy's GonNa make savers like this wise so edible flavor never had before to staples staples all the time you could clamp down on me impose. Why is it tastes? Good this is a little Chinese hands that manufactured it. That's a really. It's a really good local experience. I'm really enjoying this this tasty. Thanks have read my life. It's really really good. Do you like in your mouth. I do I do Kevin. The Guy's name is let me more more the show Yeah Yeah I. I'm thinking we need to get a minute on the show amid a municipal owned a restaurant on this show it served them some absolute shit horrendous. It just dropped reference. I'll play down. We can do that. I think we could figure that out. Let's do that because they wouldn't even they don't be listening to how somebody somebody will will flag this. I'm sure all their producers. Listen that's true. Poor souls you sit there running the board for that fucking and listen to this show. God forbid sausages around on the Menu I can only imagine forget it. Let me guess you Brian these yourself. How the peppers cha-cha we make it in house? This Guy Got Cha. It's stop peppers okay to its charge us. No actually we all make ourselves no. It's it's I love a question like that. Gee this is really organic organic. Do you make them yourselves. Or do you send it out and have somebody else do it now. We do it ourselves like it store. All our food is actually microwaved. No we get at star market market. That's where we can actually see a little bit of. We haven't we didn't really freezer properly on the microwave yet. But you have to bite some of the real frozen parts off but yeah it sits we do the best we can do you Brian. These yourself grinding in house. So it's a grind sweethearts they could vegetable Chutney. Essentially it has some some sugar. And what does this guy. We make it with Champagne vinegar a little champagne vinegar a little surprising that is bad. Have the the horrible people Popeye's driven the price of chicken. And the and the Great Greg. Those stories in the news man. He knows he's an industry insider knows it does it. Prep Burger told me. Today that the Popeye's chicken was popular. It's been on buzzfeed. This might be punishment I think. Maybe Steve I think more or Friday. We're GONNA bring in somebody who is going to make the most disgusting meal of all time. Mike has to eat it and say how much like moment you can't break character. Okay to make some Allen to smell bad now. The selection the selection of fan here is critical. Because how how does how fucking gross they're at. This is gross. It can get you remember. I don't think you guys realize there's no I wouldn't care for this can get I remember. I told you about the Vietnamese market. I went to with the uterus. Okay I'm thinking pig uterus in silkworm larvae might be on their own there as well. Some of their love love. I will have to say this time of. I'm slurring. My words won't be my you may die. That's true that's true. You're somebody's my. This is my favorite show. What's your go to meal? Prep again. This is like all right. So we're we're going to cook something so my amazing wife is not the same as me and meaning. She is a vegetarian through and through want squirrel so on the share the squirrel with my wife kind of site for me right like I get to have all of it and For me it's going to be a really good pasta and a really good potato eight okay. That's what Mrs Light really enjoys. Yeah scallop potato done right and and really blend in. The cheese is perfectly clearly Give that Nice crist young America. She's got so good at Ayush. Mel saw listened when it comes to that and Youtube or or googling is my my biggest stuff I just find the hold on. Hold on hold on to know what this could be rough. Maybe it's romantic. Actually you should just onto glorify I t's doing might actually to this guy be a whole food thing right for you to Gore I. Two categories are thick in mom. Some world let me see here categories you categories seeing food will be its own category Only specific food or food definitely will be but I don't know about specific foods. I've got a hundred and five thousand videos in the food food big big Asked stunner tasted the second one. It's been messy different than I do. Oh the Banana Mitsu. It looks like shoving a banana and a his big cock up. Her asshole has been viewed. You'd eighty one thousand surprisingly low for two. Looks like a blonde is played with a large banana bananas kitchen today. Sound like that Steve. I've got to bananas and Whip Cream and Astle put up one year says porn star pork stuffed with Kach. I see that one. Yes eating my come off a banana. Okay Jesus Christ. Oh my go- I see Fruit loops in an asshole. I do see that too. I don't WanNa watch that fucking grows some kind of instrument there Keeping the asshole gaping. The bananas certainly seems to be the Big Star here pies. I think might be after the American pie craze. I know this this is a banana pie. Oh this is a banana category. Like I look I respect. You WanNA get your rocks off as long as it's legal. Knock yourselves out. Oh it looks like there's some guy pissing into a bowl of cereal. The eight thousand views. Here's this guy's coming on Kgo Association even come on food eating waffles with come after deep throat. I I wonder I wonder why would want I would say somebody invented somebody invented. The title of this video is foot and Pie. That's gross. I hate the superwoman Sucking on a foot in getting ready to eat some posit cucumber expected the sea cucumber show fifty eight percent thumbs up. I mean I mean I see like female pushing a banana. ADVER ASSHOLE is not does not turn me on. Here's one here's one with a woman who is pushing green grapes out of asshole into a bearded man's mouth. I mean that fifty eight percent that one's GonNa fifty percent thumbs up. Fifty percent of people saw that betrays. If you're watching that ah what you just automatically assume I like the fact that there's some people didn't like it didn't work for me. Did Not get it done. I'd love to hear the critique the critique the re watchable podcast broadcasting eating piss soaked food finally some some cucumbers are now. I think we've got Mike's World here. I think we have Friday. No come yeah I think like a a good solid you know Minna fame and wants to do something like this. You know piss no bunch of fruit loops and shove Mike Ashley Okay. Then maybe maybe I don't want to eat. The title of this. One is Anal Omelette. I sorta got nothing whole corn on the cop sitting there but there it is there it is. Here's a good compiling compiling come of food compilation compilation shore. Just saying it's with the American. Would say oh boy. Seeing a picture of a horse a woman you know what that illegal to me for the Poor Horse Horses Bananas not going to have much impact. This this is fucked up like this is so fucked up. People are so fucked up. This is everyone ever wonder what that special hamburger sauce was. Well maybe this is it. This really isn't my VIP won the postseason. This really great come food video person. ejaculates in the hamburger eats it. What is the sexual arousal? I don't know like watching essentially watching some might as well be Menes that'll get it. Natella Him Job God the other thing is just really messy right. Yeah it just seems like that was one of the video when you're done and you've got we you know it's good. We can send this one we did it. This is a good one but then when they see fifty percent dislikes like fuck you better better next time. It's six so I think we need to do something like that to Mike. Something Really Huck masturbate in his breakfast spending somebody. Whether you know Mike is more up to having something in your asshole than you eat it or Jackie actually. I don't know what to figure something appropriate appropriate punishment for this. We'll shouldn't be what I want. It should be true whenever you boys fans may come. Who knows? I don't know looking looking at. By the way I got a parody song might be appropriate right injured. Good fucked up. That's fucked up in the judge. But Jeez Mahindra sounds seems almost dino coming on a hamburger when I can read my mind like a bite of this it tastes good. They pretend greg pretenders good time in kirks lies of which he is a shame is when he hit the dad and is why coffee laughed anniversary to John in a minute. The Yacht. The bathroom walkies too long. So Paul Down Those Hang Dong and enjoy in John. He swallowed some shots proof but it's not his. Aw He says they were A. He's got sweat on he's Jay asked it's GonNa rat through is based on him on. I'm only when you can lease about me. We surface to In your mind also understand a we need take me off that you can treat 'em your own fall. The bathroom walkies. It's too long so pool down those grabbed on. Call it on. When you play this fall we need UH surface to he? We all know you don't get funny until you had a few. We all need. I need to be done. You gave that speech Wjr without any drinks booted beneath a new song down your drinks till y'all see indeed When it was still some Johny it it the native appease the beyond p? That's it's a good one. I mean I think I like my own stories about that inside. Anything can lead to a song was really about my struggles. I'll go humanize the best that could thanks dismiss country cheese and to simplisafe. I'll be back tomorrow. Steve what else again Yeah I got some stuff. That's going to drive you pretty Pretty pretty crazy in the theme of your your old workplace. What we more of this No no different show up probably a work show. That's right it is Tuesday Tuesday. Don't do Karaoke to do this. It's only been on tour that I can think of on this to once with with our Buddy Steve Yossi ossie threat once when Lucy burge stepped in as well I forgot about wiggins rich keefe stem that counts. Okay which which is what they're doing so if you don't keep the midday show in Boston they're getting a little wild there's this segment or they don't talk sports in their hair down yes let let her rip. Let's just let it read. Nobody has funding Dale. Thomas not just them sing the song. Bob coupland believable. Thank you thank God for wants to like it is the least creative in simple and Guys scenario why don't that you're getting that the guys probably not that good at singing. He's he's not understand he's really uncomfortable doing it in the end they do it and it's you know what it's time of day where people were just having a good laugh like we've talked enough sports. Let's let's let our hair color. Play flocking their cars. There's no question it's amazing a little. I used to work there and I get nobody ever unless they're talking about me which is even rare. I never never get anybody tweeting but anything. I've talked about this before Boston's in radio ever any radio not for this. I would not have known Tuesday Karaoke exists quote. tweeted dodge looking for dump tweet. I saw that one. They were like you know some Mba tweet and then you know and the guys do Karaoke thirty. They'll sell out the wilbur. There'll be a thousand people saying Karaoke. Do Karaoke noon today. We'll have been looking for a way to make things up guys booked Brian Windhorst for tomorrow. Wash right yes. Yes Jesus I mean God just credit you know we don't learn and you don't change you die you adapter die and they're going to die hopefully actually die and then they professionally. I can't wait til they all die. I cannot wait to go there. Funerals cannot wait. Put this way. I'll be handled the hamburgers. Everybody thank the Nice Juicy Saucy the Hammer. What's that sauce on? That's exactly what I can't believe that whole thing in your mouth. It's a lot of meat in your mouth there. We understand fucking hamburger. God that's frustrating. Did you see trump tweeting out. The Larry David Clip. I don't think the audio works but I thought it was pretty funny. I'm wondering if if if he knows that it was satire. No trumpet satire. I thought because Larry David's a big liberal so I thought about using it against him. Maybe that's more credit off trump said. Yeah maybe you might be right. Though he might have a satire is not a great mix but it was funny. Makes me laugh because it drives people insane like the reactions to. You're like Oh my God. He doesn't realize it's satire bub-bubba. We'll check out on the curb the season. I'm really not last. Episode was not good. I'm just not I think we've kind of reached our limit doesn't Mother Oscars note as I y blew through. I blew through it. It's fucking goes on forever. There's like ninety musical numbers. Steve Martin Chris Rock went up together essentially the host Shaba. Oh come on a log did you see it or no. I saw the clip Steve. Martin seems found. The old like slower. Chris Rock was blowing past him now. Everyone said everyone's funny. Of course they're going to say that but and I think this is funny. Steve Martin a handsome guy but breath he compares himself to Brad Pitt. It's funny am I looking in a mirror right. I heard that that was the job the Chris Rock was ready to go. Who's taking down hall was good? He was funny and see March was very funny guy. I mean it's tremendous career but like he. It just seemed for the first time ever. I've seen a couple of years. It seemed finally like a step slower really past like Chris Rock. Even that gets Chris. Rock was Kinda guile. It's I just want you kind of get my jokes here. I mean it was. It was fine. The whole show is unbelievably fucking slow. He did fourteen musical numbers for boom fucking musical numbers. Here's the weird thing too. I think my generate I know of Steve Martin being funny because I'm into comedy everything but I think most people my age like think of Steven mearns at Corny next Sammy movies yeah exactly What dozen kids? Whatever the shooter by dozens yeah and he was unbelievably funny guy? Actually what a great book about stand up comedy and if you'd rather on the beginning of his stand up career it's really fucking great book and he's hugely influential hugely angel for generation guys my age he was the first guy I think before dice even to sell it. All comedian south completely. He was he was doing crazy. I remember my parents had this album when I was a little kid I ever listened to those kind of sad to see that but other than that I you you know parasites fine. No big deal. I would vote for nineteen seventeen and there wasn't a huge leap political night. Not really didn't seem to be really sound footing. They're not really keen. Phoenix was Kinda time I mean. He's just he's just fucking. This is the basic stuff like you know climate change. There wasn't a whole lot of that. Not Really Brad. Pitt said something Bolton at the beginning a little joke nobody cares what he says one thing and I'm like you know any Academy Awards care about them which I admit I do. They always give the Oscars to the guys. The women too late like Joaquin Phoenix one. One for a bunch of other movies Brad Pitt could have one further movies. Happy Martin Scorsese one for the wrong movie that can happens. Elderly happens all the time to Capri early in the wrong movie like they just. This is eventually wherever's next wasn't won an Oscar it's GonNa win for moving great. This is what they do and so i. My immediate thought was because I haven't seen the movie we parasite my thought that was. That's Hollywood kind of blow themselves like pat themselves on the bed element of that but it is a good movie good movie. It's a good movie. I like nineteen seventy. That's I mean. I had no problem with a winning best picture. They're open to spend a lot worse movies at one best picture. But there's definitely some of that. Let's give this to a foreign land. Don't we look smart. Yeah no not only that like yeah look how. Oh you know we are worldly yeah as opposed to just voting for the best movie but whatever an awesome nobody watches it again right railings. Down fifteen percent makes sense the long. That's three and a half hours. 'cause I didn't I saw everything you just mentioned but I did not watch right. I saw everything on twitter. Three and a half fucking hours. It's incredible to me. I trying to anything else before we wrap it up and then get tomorrow interesting. Because they have the fucking second show fallout. We'll see any more controversy. Hopefully we we do well at this point when people are listening to this hearing this we could have just sold out for a second time. Can you. Second is really a water. It must have P. H. A.. Plus right has to yeah second one second Sounds like you're gulping down. Stable really tastes good flavor. Like I've never taken that Scandinavian or on the way that was may gives is great local flavor. To Kirk desk is going to be very excited at the truth really Kurt. I met her desk again the other night jerks desk came Tomato Osc L. Oscar very nice guy and I said to him I said. What do you think of this desk here? While we were there were we had these like. It's fucking piece of Shit. One of the long Ed Lake theorizing. I'm not happy about this desk. Kirk Kirk said if you want you can sit on me for the entire show. He has a lot of desk. I was like I gotTa Kirch. Yeah but I do like when they're like you know it's always like you know. Hey I'm whoever you know. I'm a bread line Callahan. Guy Bent over in simulated sexual during rape you pantomine to rape. Yes the highlight of his life and seemed very happy about it. I imagine I mean make sure we you joked about I sa I writes with some of the manifesto ladies but I think that's true. I think he could probably swing it with breadline callister. Yeah I think I wonder if a couple get married at the live show. How about live show about this? It's Christian and Tara Yeah How about first? Show of the the two will they they get in there and let them in all right. I get married second show live for sex couple. Nice bed everything. CASSIM fair. Do we put up a curtain. Now what are we doing here. I'm just being clear. Talk throw food into the mix here they can do whatever they want the fruit loops or whatever. They WANNA do Hamburgers Burgers. Start out there for them. Maybe they can help this Steve. Now I mean this is like a carnal like a Sort of depraved angle. I mean I want to see the first minute fan baby. Conceive live from the entire audience. Seems reasonable okay. Yeah I think we can do it. I mean they seem to be huge fans so it'll be nice thing like I. I obviously have to see if she's ovulating properly and how to give full sperm count if they're able to do it and see if that's the perfect moment get a doctor in here to examine the both and then boom right there right. Maybe right as the show ends Bam and then nine months later we do the show obscure show at the birth live birth birth. The hospital is that we wouldn't want to do that. A hospital. Why not have cafeterias their past? He won't be great cats. They can induce anywhere. That's a good point home birth. We'll get it. We'll little plastic pool. Sino will find a midwife somewhere in like the dakotas there's GonNa be a midwife listening to could deliver the baby. You're GONNA kill me. I want to have this baby. I mean the Fan baby conceived at the Wilbur show. Does that count as performance art. Are there any sort of A. That's just fine leaf. Everyone's consensual it's fucking Bruce Palmer that stuff they've puppet show seems like I want. I want this. This is what I want. I want him in Steve Tweet so right now please Kirkman. I want a minivan baby conceived at the Wilbur show. That's a that's a must and they have. Ah this is going to be tough to know. It's not there's no sex before. No sectors varies improve right. But that's what I'm saying it's GonNa be it's GonNa be tough to guarantee that they can see you know well not if multiple people do it with some okay line of pressure on them and that's wonderful. If nine months from now we have a bunch of Fan. The baby's that'd be terrific. Great a new generation. You said to that Steve. Yes good excellent mind at the Home Depot that day yes prank phone call. It's not making saving the world. I mean yeah. It's anyway all right so there there we go get our sea legs under US again. Better Mike I mean yes. I still got some work to do. Still you know yes I do. Yes sure. Do know that Jesse's Malaya's indited by Steve. Either News Guy here. I know that it's not really. I just love the still alive with a beaulieu bad story. I actually. That was one of the few times I was not on the air at that point right now is one of the few times rob is like I was I would have killed to have a microphone because it it was just so the bullshit from the start but a certain Pekar Basel had to stay away from it. But it's the P.. Carl Boston Globe story the stories. I kind of miss not being thing on there for the most or smolen Cavanaugh. Obviously yeah small more because it was such obvious bullshit. The story the minute I read it I was like this is just not talk to random. Guys who are mega hat like no recognizes like fifth actor from empire dumped it. Didn't he have like the thing around his neck. When yeah you walk into a hotel? It's nice negative Chicago Matt Oskarshamn and that happened in like he didn't order food or something he went to subway. It's just the Veggie wrap so dumb and these people were led by. You know the the normal the normal crowd trying to ruin these people's lives I like it's like the Covington Catholic away I was like this isn't this didn't happen a fucking way this happened. There's no way this happened. How much money they got in that sooner an undisclosed settlement? I know they were suing for like two hundred nine out. They got all assured stories. Like you know the peacock one I bring up again. We have done much lately. I will get to it at some point bullets at Rolling Stone Story. You know the hoax radiate rape. Yeah I mean it's resulted in a settlement as well today and it's so insulting honesty too. I think zip these poor actual rape victims. Oh fucking insulting to them and obviously the VA guys but like yeah. I mean the real stories harder for some people to believe because what what about this where it hurts the case you read that story it's not sourced at there's actually no sourcing on none. It's it's unbelievable which when he talking the UVA one Uva while she did have the the Soon pseudo yes but I mean just the one person right and there's no clearly bullshit and I think that society has and decide what the proper punishment should be for a fake rape claim. Because you know you could you bet potential absolutely ruined someone's life and if it turns out that you were lying about it you get a couple of months in jail may be suspended sentence. I mean there are no. I don't think that their affirmative sentences for people who make allegations with the jail for ten years. Yeah I'll be fine with that. Tried to ruin people's lives and reputations and in and smear them and cost the government money and time and could have been doing something else also lying to police officers sir. How much how many how? Many crimes were committed because cops couldn't be doing their jobs because instead they were trying to track down hate crime. Perpetrators didn't exist. Maybe none. It's also in a weird way. Maybe done in a it could be a thousand. Oh was I like ruining the reputation of half the country because it just saying oh these white so safe to those agah guys weren't mega hats. They're racists it's so dumb I I my guess is he will not go to jail. No I think he'll get suspended. Sentence them at home for a little while. Meantime serves circuits. Yeah Shit and then and then you know two or three years from now. We'll have a profile in rolling Stone magazine about how he's turning his life around. Sorry no bullshit. I suppose kind of cheese country treat cheese rather thank you Simplisafe thank you The caller is I remember their names. Jason Jason we like Jason thank him Parody songs keeping them in so tomorrow. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA give me an update on the ticket stuff. I'm sure it'll be crazy. We'll hear from. I suspect I wanNA hear from many fans Husband wife boyfriend and girlfriends or even random minivan men and women out there who want the volunteer to conceive the first minute fan baby. We can do little matchmaking. But could you that much maker matchmaker. Make me a match such as at Songo real the building in switch I don't know Point is were there is going to be a fan baby conceived at Wilbur Dun Dun Dun Dun and that baby think of the of the pressure on that baby while yeah this podcast. Jesus baby are you going to dictate positions and stuff. No no no I mean. I think it's more traditional. Probably the best way for it. Should we get an expert on tells. Yeah which physician is most likely to result in conception try expert Steve To yes. We're going to do that. Yes we are because this fan baby will have honestly. It's like this version of like you know Prince Charles Kingsley. This baby will have the pressure pressure. Good and bad maybe eventually be like Harry Prince Harry their inserted turned away from. But this is GonNa this is going to happen. I'm excited about this again. It's not from titillation. Should factors just from a keeping the thing going with my kids into this whole thing. I want to do them. And I'll wrap up with this So thirteen in years ago. Thirteen years ago February twelfth two thousand seven I was in Sioux City Iowa with my wife Christine and my mom Play Patricia Mahan in a waiting room waiting for a very nice young lady from a wonderful family To give give birth to a baby girl an unnamed baby girl at the time we connected with this woman who is. We still talked today cable speaker today. A suspect Very very nice very nice. A young girl And we were scared. We'd had some not some great circumstance adoption before we've been there for a couple of days. Yes we. We just got matched up a few weeks before that were worried. Worry worri-worried word pacing all day. My Mom God lover kept saying we want my mom. There were personally want the most with us. There's my mom she kept saying it's GonNa be alright it's going to be h is GONNA be yours. It's GONNA work out. We were scared. An an at one fifty seven Iowa time a nurse came out and enhance over this little baby girl and held her and kissed her and it is remains as much as I love. Harry the greatest moment of my life the most significant moment in my life where everything everything changed when I held this little girl my arms. That's Kate Minihan who today was thirteen years old The greatest girl in the entire the world the most precious perfect girl got ever created. Catherine Mormon hand turns thirteen today. I love her so much I am. I hate the transition from a minivan baby birth to talking about Kate. But it wasn't the best best I could do to. In February Twelfth Ave did not want to forget that happened in them. So glad my mom there too February twelfth two thousand seven. Thirteen years old. I am podcast. Cheese has a teenage daughter which is terrifying to me. But she's the best so Love her and I'm excited for her today on her birthday. So Get bigger so We'll see how the ticket stuff goes tomorrow. I think it'll be okay. I guess. Do you think she'll be sold out and we started the show tomorrow. Yes yeah I'm I'm done underestimating you do. I'm going to say no I don't think my not all I'm gonNA say no now because well at this point we'll know the listeners will know from right around. I think I think we're GonNa know what about a half an hour after we'll know by eleven thirty nine tomorrow this was pretty reprehensible danceable i. I don't know how it can be anybody's idea of humor.

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SAFTB 2.0: A Zillion Beers, Swappin Parts, and Jason Biggs

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SAFTB 2.0: A Zillion Beers, Swappin Parts, and Jason Biggs

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Berg told me he fixed a government which we'll get to in a moment but the news of the weekend and obviously here in the in the Bar World was the Zillion Beers movement which is officially on and rolling with Dana. Be Spearheading it. I'm so happy for him. Because he's just such a dope. What do you call them? An alcoholic golden retriever. And that's exactly what exactly would was he a loyal fucking. I don't WanNa say puppy 'cause he's not he's an old man he's like an old man and and I couldn't be happier for him. I am heavily invested in his associating tactics and I don't know whether the good or bad I hope he makes it. So I I mean if you're under a rock. And somehow you don't know Zillion Beers Dana be number three has been saying forever now. Actually original story originally came from softball team. I didn't the team back where he hang a mass. I think it is yes. their name Zillion Beers and he just thought that was funny so like a year ago he just that was always data's been saying for around around drink a Zillion beers and it became his catchphrase which then gained some steam on twitter and I told him I felt the very same way about the early stages of SAS as the boys felt like he was onto something. Dave gets a hold of it. And and and I'm interested to see where where you fall on this because the the the having fights being able to talk about here is like the ghost of Christmas past future. It's happening again. Dave gets a hold of it and didn't like that. Dana was behind the scenes cameraman and editor. Who is now frontward facing and the spotlight? So I think he was trying to like kill it like this is a classic Dave situation. Where like if it works? Whatever I get money but I feel that? He had his way that Friday night. He put that ultimatum them on. WHO said you have to sell thirty grand of merchant tonight or I'm shutting this thing down? I think he wanted to shut it down. I think he did because I mean you know on that same. AM radio bit. The revisionist history on Saturdays for the boys was fucking banana. Well I haven't heard it. Yeah well so I I oh boy I got to hear this. It wasn't it wasn't bad but I took I took I took umbrage with the whole the whole segment because Dave was like laughing at Dana said Dave he was like I don't know the case. He told me that this felt like the same way. Saturdays was on twitter and Dave was like. KFC loosened caves. He's not he's not exactly a marketing genius. Okay and I was like feel like hi. I'm market pretty well. I'm not that talented individual market. Well so I am kind of good at it so then then I'm listening with this being spiteful about it and he was like Saturdays if the Porsche immediate it just happened. It was done right and I was like well. Hell Al Right and wrong. It was it was it immediately got attention. It'd be like the day after. I tweeted that like midnight on a Friday night I think and then the next Saturday they spent on the couch retweeting gathering but he ran loving aggress it. It didn't turn into a movement that took like a month. They didn't even know that was immediate for the for you and the people who are actually living the Saturday. For the boy's life and now zillion beers life. They've been on it. I mean there's a reason why he was able to make this money because they responded to it right away. I think both cases is it's just the phrase what it is I don't know why and this is why you know. True marketing genius can come up with this shit but Saturday's over the boys Fridays Voices. There's like a fun thing. To say and Zillion Beers sound stupid and Z Z. Take literally a fundraising say so like I feel like I mean Dave does not. I know that every weekend you were out trying to do something like a wild video seen to keep promoting and they will give you made for right it was. They will give us money to get the helicopter copter and you have it written in the sand which was like one of the turning point weekends was that was when it started tipping point or whatever a lot of people diverse weekend was. I forget there were four weeks ago. We did bring rented a yacht one time as like a rented a yacht just through girls off the boat. Take the boys like like the second floor balcony of of a yacht boys And there was a helicopter and they're guiding the skydiving might have been the big one Yeah I don't know if that was in the right order right. Whatever it was but the point was such a fucking month or weeks weeks of vital Berg Lake continuing to push it and Dave being like I was like I don't get it when we showed them? The original merch did not want to make the Saturdays of the boy. The saved by the bell like the logo was no right. He David we. I don't think that was the first shirt we showed up. There were like calendars. One was like the old iphone calendar where it was like Saturday node on things very pretty pretty cool but the he was like I don't get it. I don't know so I'm listening to the segment. I'm like he's already kind of taking a shot at me. Now he's just making up for the boys went and this is the same thing like Dave didn't get Saturday for the boys because he wasn't Israel drink day like I was you were obviously living in. I was like still like tail end of that. Now I'm not like the Zillion Beers guy but I fucking see it and get it. I can tell the kids who are doing it. Responding to it's easy to respond Augustan is passionate about it. Loves to drink it's an intoxicating. So what's what's the difference I think is like you obviously like to do all the shit that you were doing for Saturday's the boys but it was a bit like you know you're not on the every weekend you're not skydiving and we were trying to make like a spectacle of it to like what life's all about. This guy is doing that drove. It'd be like that whether there's camera honor camera off. Whether he's doing a movement was not he's doing that thing where his mouth just complete fills up with beer and he just pooped. gulps down. Zillion beers is two point in every sense but in particular the I wished that's what say this was was. I wanted to just beat them room getting drunk a little. Yeah that's what I like to do right over for extended yourself you should i. And this is where I jokingly said about his negotiating tactics that he's going to end up being a Harvard business business school case like it was a good move or a bad move but I think the whole thing could be a case study and I would be fascinated by someone smarter than me to break it down. I I don't know why but all of his videos are just so fun they they're so passionate. Yeah it's a element of a goofiness and happiness and JEN JEN engine. He's so genuine about it that I can't help like what the Disney Laurie. Sorry looking at the things on ceiling. No I I missed. I missed most as I was. I was away this funny too. So I've been I had a couple of weeks go and I was like. Yeah this is I. I'm feeling so every now. And then he's kind of like mentioned it to me and been asking me questions and stuff and he came to me when it really started the pop off was like like let me know what you think Eh. Guide me on this one. I I'm not sure about merge I'm not sure about social media and I said to him I was like I think you should let it breathe like done a lot of videos. We've got the ball rolling David the exposure now maybe re tweet a couple of things that are like major are really funny a really important. Make a couple of videos but like just chill out. Because you don't want to Overdo it. Luckily Dana be took my fucking advice and threw it in the trash need hundreds straight videos. I would never recommend I would have been like you're going to kill well you know I'm very much of that too. I'm to be the guy that's sometimes the wrong. Move on move here. It was the wrong move because I was thinking about the wrong way. I was thinking about someone trying to make a video. I'm going to try to be funny. I'm going to try to push my brand on try. He's making a video of what he would be doing saying. So in that case you could put a live stream on a film. Oh Yeah you're not you're not acting you're not like trying. Just there's one where he he's filming the ceiling and it's like there was to like fire alarm or something like that and I think they look like tits or something and he's like beer. That's so stupid and you can't you can't root against him. You know what I mean like. There's nothing I'm very much rooting for them. Well so if. You're not rooting for Dana. Be Take a million dollars. You are like your bad bad but I would say this if there was maybe one person and I'm sure maybe some people have said the U or W thought I'd had ad if Dana walks away with one hundred grand cash on Saturday. When you know you everyone famously knows you did not walk away with one hundred K.? Cash for a movement that probably made a hundred times when billion years is already made. I Saturday's the boys put the second floor of the parcel sports office. You saved the we moved in at one floor and vote and then we were like you know what we're GONNA buy second year so like there are similarities. Clarity's ZILLION beers got long way to go before you reach my boys level but I you're a better man than I am. You're you're you're much more like sale. v Type Guy I it would probably be having some thoughts of like man faulk this morning against him but I if I was in your position I would like boy. This kind of sucks but I knowing you I bet so you just have pure genuine love for their first of all. I'm good so like as far as like in the Ghana worldview. Good there's like It's fine but the one hundred percent of me wishes that I had I guess at negotiating bravado option. That was never like the other thing too is like you got hit at the wrong time because there wasn't like money to burn it. Wasn't you know like games to play with money or keeping all this and it was. They were merchants right. I ended up getting one retroactively. But they weren't it wasn't even the five thousand dollars right all right and I mean in hindsight you know this and this is why everybody should fucking kiss fireworks feet every single time you walk through the door like we by the second floor and we have an entire second floor team to then turn this place into what it is and that could have been so you think about that one hundred grand that goes in your pocket that now goes to like two more salespeople or another hundred grand to bring in one of these he's top goes into the company and that's why we're here now you're saying also of course I wish I could have made Monday database but hundreds enemy has no resentment that these fucking people who think that other people have to have or have it like like yeah. It wasn't great. I didn't make money. It's Kinda famously funny and actually great pockets Jerrell. So it's always like is a joke so it's a joke to have in our back pocket. Yeah but the. I don't want anyone else to have to go to that. I mean not go through. I didn't go through it right. I want other people to be able to have that. I think people can often like conflict. Confused the idea of like you can be bad or bidder or just like fuck that about a situation that you don't have to apply to like Dana Fuck and I know you're you're totally fine with it but like again if I was in your spot I would probably be like. This is bullshit that I didn't get to cash in but I would never like root against Dana because like you just said you don't want someone else to go through that you're just being a true like I always joke about like misery loves company when it comes to like sports teams sucking and like come in the mud with me like look look in my shoes but if it comes down to like an actual like money in pocket for working hard and having your come up like I don't want someone to be held down. We say like with with blogging logging. We say like well you know we kind of said recently. Like Oh if you wish to have to log before they're gonNA podcast for the radio show for all that stuff and I agree with that because of assistant get made me better. I was GonNa say that's actually I'm looking out for you. I've made like I can do that ourselves. I think made us better at our job. If that was just a punishment I want you to sit sit there and blood for no reason. There's no reason you should have to have like people who don't like you. Everyone who comes after you. Their life should be easier. That's the that's a delay. The world should work work easier. You should be able to more money. You shouldn't have fucking grind and Chile daily. We have more money now right you should be able to get some fucking I. I don't watch Howard. Wally really fucking two miles bill. Bill both ways. I want you to fucking flying car and unfortunately doesn't the work the World War because things get easier there's more money to go around and make more money and unfortunately it does not work retroactively. No one ever says well. Let's go payback. The guy from this time in that time. It's just not going to happen. They don't don't hold your breath. I've gotten a billion tweets about it. Everyone's like how I am not pistol. If you told me that most people would be. You're you're the anomaly here you you deserve credit fucking Dick head. You're right but most people are most people would be salty and at least secretly. You know maybe maybe say it. But secretly they'd be like fuck this fuck this movement if you weekend or if you've ever busting my balls about my side of the boys stuff go by zillion beer soft. I want them to hit this very very badly guy. I mean really not many again. We will probably say it'd be like a third of people would would not even even a third. It's probably like like fifty percent. People would be salty and pissed off forty nine percent people with would say. Oh No I look Dana. Yeah I love it. I wanted to hit but secretly results. And then there's the one percent like are just like no man. This is awesome. I mean I'm not. I wish it happened for me. It didn't happen. Let's make someone out right but but again you gotta realize that's not how most people think most people don't think why not think that why not most people are not going to say something good didn't happen for me. Well I want to make sure it happens for someone else and it doesn't matter that didn't happen for me. It's just now people think you people are mean or selfish rude and salty and bitter air but it's incredible to see a display of generosity and French generosity. Not even like I'm saying you spend in your money on John. I'm not buying the shirts I'm GonNa get in for free but you go by. So what would you have done because like you just just said famously. There was no money there was not even a chance to negotiate. Would you have taken twenty five K.. For One hundred twenty five Cape One hundred Grand Fifty Julia because he initially turned down like a hundred percent or something like that or he missed out on the first March bonus and then it was two hundred fifty grand shit this weekend. You get twenty five K.. which he hit and then said fuck it? I think I think one hundred decision might have been Zillion Zillion Beers inspired. I really as much as he drank and he went on. Barcelo breakfast this morning and was like honestly I think I had seventy five years as we get I and maybe the sound stupid of me. I don't think he was out of control. There was ever a moment I was like you'll put your phone down because you're a blacked out and you're tweeting filming like Autumn Beers so like I think that was more of the high of the the rush not like drunken making stupid decisions. He was just like on this guy. We're going to the moon Would you would you have done that. I've I wouldn't because I don't have the balls but I think it's cool. It's cool that he did I by the time you hear this. UGH I still probably be at like four hundred fifty. So it'd be halfway there on Tuesday and I think he'll get a big push from the weekend but like does he have until Sunday night. I think so the entire weekend and I mean part of me thinks like absolutely and then part of me also I think that six hundred thousand dollars more to go is like a huge hill to climb. And this the scariest part is like if you make. It's like eight hundred eighty eighty nine thousand dollars and you don't get dime you know and this is where it's so annoying that when portnoy loses he wins like he could sit there and think whatever you want went wrong. Remember about Saturday's for the boys and take whatever shots at me or Dana or anybody else. There was this conversation this morning. I didn't I did not care for Dave was was was worried about like you know he was talking about Dana. Like came in my office was drinking a beer like ten. Am We can't just have like the drunk guy running around here you know he. You can't just drill and a couple of guys. Oh Yeah I mean. It looks pretty rough this morning and I'm like he had himself a weekend. He went out the work right. You might be drinking at work. But he's here you got seven. Am Guy here hours before anybody else was sitting at his desk. Editing went into Dave's office of sound mind to like have a conversation it was being filmed. It was a little bit content but he was like talk. I heard it over her entire numbers and content and and Finances and shit like if you like puking King of the office stumbling around the Yeah Dan. We can't do this. I mean he did like most of everybody a Barstool at the age of twenty whatever he is is doing maybe four months later come on. He's fine until there's like a real problem and stole scenes or the documentary or whatever is like fucked up and it was terrible or pukes on my shoes or something. I think he's fucking totally fine. I totally agree. I think that some people around down here got little soft with the benders. Yeah you gotta you gotTa keep up with the benders. Ellis like everything responsibly. Of course drink drink responsibly. Dude on a bender and and like no he kinda got. A part of this job is staying in touch with you like my dad's still POPs on pop music very pro. FM will pop into the kids. Like you gotta we gotta stay hot. We listened to watch new shows every once in a while. You gotta go on. I bender to and just just to be like look yeah. I drank a lot this weekend but I'm here on Monday. I'm not feeling great but I'm here. Let's say I'm not GonNa say anyone else who does it. When I was that age I was drinking? Two Thousand Beers came along. You probably drank a million beers out. The million hands are tied Brenda Randomly Billion Beers. Well then you come back in nineteen ninety. Eight Two Thousand Twenty Zillion Beers man so the kids are doing. The proof is in the PUCK and pudding. So let's get behind behind it and like I said it's it's almost initial offer it's like people. Aren't you're rooting for it. For Real. We wanted to happen for real. Feel like there's some people out there who are saying one thing and hoping for another we'll get behind zillion beers movement for data beat number three. He's the average double double one time right. I don't think people understand Dan. How impressive it is put twelve and ten in his senior year okay? He's a big body. Download the absolute best part of it. And how you know that it is so pure her and real and genuine as if a golden retriever could text date portnoy the hair deal. Did you see this okay. You're GONNA love this. This is so fucking can funny. So Dave and Dana are negotiating the the whole the whole weekend I know he cut his hair but I thought that was just I think I think he said it was inspired by David Andrews Right. Well so here's here's what happened. He at first he was using it as a marketing ploy. I believe he was like if you if he said to the to the people to the kids something like if we hit two hundred fifty K.. I'll get a okay where we put that over here here over here. Dave Portnoy is texting him and he says one hundred K.. For he says twenty five to fifty and Dana says. Let me think about it for five. Five minutes waits on for five minutes and then says no but my hair deal stance and Dave says. What's your hair and Dana says? Two hundred by eight o'clock I get a mullet three hundred total. I shaved it all off and Dave says so. That's a deal with yourself. It goes. He goes yeah. I guess but I'm sticking with twenty five. Kids has his own see and that's the thing. He has his own standard as his own deal with himself that he's texting days. I don't know about your hair and Dana is like the mullets fine. The stands like okay. Dude I care Abacha reamer just taking the three coffey a and then he goes and gets the mullet and it was really funny because I kept telling him I'm like this is what I'm seeing all the same signs and the movement and the like just like my buddy John and then he has the mullet any ties to do the racing stripes and I was like you're literally started the long legs. Ingo in this wild it totally butchered the raising really I had my professionally done but the ball looks good does have great hair. And that's I mean it was just so funny when he's got a cigarette in the shower and he like you know run fair and shakes it off. I showed it to my dad. I was trying to explain Zillion Beers. He keeps up with Barstool but sometimes I can tell where he just like checks out. He doesn't get any more and explaining it and he's not really getting it and then I show him. There's one where Dana put the thirty rack over his head and then he had thirty Iraq on his hands and he he was just like. We're doing it me pouring on his face mouth and my dad was like I know this song. A- and give him the Oscar we'll talk about the Oscars in a second. My favorite one was him pretending to be drunk to see that one he was like no. He's film and he's fucked up during a Zillion beers guys. 'd wait a minute. No I'm not I feel great. I feel totally drink another cell. You know it's like he did another one where he was like. Got People keep telling me mixing the Water Man Mixing the water and so I've been thinking about it and he flips the camera and there's a water a bud heavy and he's like he reaches for the watering like a classic not joke. What misdirection sholom on over here with the twist ending is just so pure and so real- I love the kid to death I ah I hope and I hope everyone is given in an honest shot from merge to management to the rest of the company like do it? For real all by ZILLION beater shirt. Because I'll oh by what I'm going to get those at saint support it and I'm not so put my money where I will also do the Flag Junior. Do feel like the flags are something where he can you get that extra push because there's only so many t shirts hats you can sell so spring breaks. Come and get Spring Break Saint Patrick's Day. 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I think I might have had zillion before they pitched it to me because Jeff Jeff Leila below took me Mardi aside and pitched it and we both he we were talking about last night on the street. It was shockingly little pushback. You both like okay. Did you hope of like anything in there and gross thinking about like fucking grasshoppers offers being made it was. It wasn't like two different sodas in there. It'll be discussing stuff and it was. I don't know why we agreed to it so quickly but we did what I did. I mean I was really personally people last night. I didn't even drink it just by looking at L. ING around there. Yeah it's impressive to just even be on an Oscar livestream because got got Dan that shows fucking long and has parts in the middle. That are as painfully boring. As entertainment can get it was very funny. 'cause the The a he came real real game and I think he was he blazers and that started at nine or something like that and then at halftime I invalid Oscars have been over and as I wonder what's going to end I still Oscars are heating and Marty was stunned. So what are you talking about. I wonder what's GonNa enforce which which is going to end. I how how could possibly end Buffalo Buddy. He has never watched the never seen this show. Because because guess what it's going to be fucking close and he gave ended. I Yeah I mean I would have bet. The first basketball game started at nine pm an hour after the Oscars and ended before it's crazy and I know it's all about the the the movies and everyone deserves their shine but like people care about five categories can cut down a lot of the other. The ones I said the Oscars is a reverse loaf of bread. A loaf of bread throw out the beginning and the end and you loved the Middle Oscars Oscar's is the reverse bread like even last night. I was tough. Steve Martin Chris Rock. I can't believe they agreed to do. I mean that was as fake. Unlike the Oscars are here John. Yes sure is Graham and I felt like it was like old timey busier. He's handsome man. It was is one moment. I wish I remember what it was. It was like towards the end. Steve Martin said something that was just like. I know. You don't believe that like that. That's not a joke. That's not you're just reading the script. Whatever it is it was funny Chris? Rock obeys those was funny. I feel like that was also another half. The show was baseless. Have the Amazon just funds these things now or was he like like. I don't know he's Amazon. Prime Billionaires going to go to the phone but I mean it makes sense Alabaman's entertainment game that he'd be like by but I mean those are so rich he got he got divorced lost half and he's still the world's richest man and they cut to like him and I think it was like a son or a little damn money really does solve problems like we got divorced families fractured. Everyone's got whatever he was. I mean even even everything was so it sounds almost rude to say about. It is rude but it sounds like sacrilegious to say about Steve Martin and Chris Rob was so hacky whereas all. I'm not saying I want. My baggage is delivered time Shane Shea. Walk on now. You know. Maybe it's just like secure the bag pulls you guys have rich. I know like it's an honor. But you've you know what I I just can't can't imagine why they agreed to that. I did like Dave putting himself in a mouse trap you see is tweets gentleman. I don't even know her. This girl it feels like a really really really really poor man's keys is on this Alicia keys kick right now since the Whatever the latest thing was free and just a year ago she did the the opener and Dave was like? If you don't like John Elmo net you've got a big dump in your pants. Girls Electric quite the pickle. I I find myself but yeah even that like Geez. Talented and ship. It went on like real long. How about the dancers in the background? who had to wear the Nazi uniform? Yeah we it must must have drawn the structures drawbacks age seriously. And I'd be fucking chick. Joker joker by the way fogging mentally unstable with an ass had alive up. Get my number. Please thank you yeah. I saw the jokes in the backyard and I was like. Yeah that's my the whole of the The Oscars in general I feel like they missed on uncut gems. People are mad about like them. Not being involved. Sandler was it started with speech. The Independent awards by the way needs to be a like a a must watch. Did you see the guy went up with this. How much about that Shit? That's what they aim at the Anti Oscars and that's what the Oscars usually is like so stuffy and kind of like everyone smell their own farts arts and the academy decides. I fell asleep so I don't know. Was this the first year. They added the Lake Most Popular Movie Award. I believe so. What was the one that oh no? I don't think it had this this year. I think last year they added it. I don't remember it all like hubbub about about this year. I don't know like I mean that was the one thing I remember thinking. The the Oscars finally recognized that like it's almost a rotten tomatoes critic score and Audience Score. We need something represents the people I really last year they added it just like a Black Panther. Something I don't remember. That was the Black Panther like year and then they just got rid of it. I guess so you guys usually. It's kind of like all right. I know that this was like a masterpiece or maybe it was a black never won anything. Maybe they added that after. I've forgotten I always always just goes Black Panther related they announce it and then they never actually did it. Oh really yeah. They pulled it within a month announcing wow okay so But all that being said I feel like homeboy from parasite running. The table was almost like a moment. Long Bond joon-ho is is alleged but he. He made it very clear to me that to be a legend. You just have to drink zillion but yeah I mean to be to be like. You're a hundred percent. I believe the he it happened before he went to have you on the drinking references. He started the night. I'm just GONNA drinking. You know you don't speak the language or well enough. You're the interpreter. It looks like I said that I said that on the last movie I only make sense but his facial structure. I think he speaks English. That's like the baseball players are just WANNA talk to the press. They have an interpreter. BAGAI speaks English. It becomes like endearing and a little bit. You know. It's a weird like if you see someone talking through an interpreter. You're not gonNA like collapse. Dahmer Tom or you know what I mean. It's just it's a smart play and then and then you know he probably was. I aware if I went on there we go up there and talk about drinking. Then all right. I'm going to drink more on the carpet. They asked him what song is going to sing at his character. He has Karaoke had Karaoke party course and he was like I depends on drunk. I am twitter's the buzz about that. It gets on stage. He's like I'm a drink tonight. And they get some stage Wednesday morning and I know it's all to do it's it's every time the rock just doesn't i. I like to keep up with like. Oh I get that I also a I feel like him winning best director actor. People really not have that like you. Talk About Dana. Being happy for him and shit like there's no way Tarantino's cool with this like that dude thought he he's GonNa win and when he did what was just okay that will be stumped. I always I wouldn't give it a stink. I was entertained by it but it would have been so the parents at the hype like it's the first half if was just like this list of movies that don't exist it just like a rambling like yeah. I guess if you're like into movie making like that's cool how they incorporated but I was like what this is about two people and then eventually Leo's said someone on fire with a fucking flame thrower signed but the best part. I mean I guess Leo Leo was the secondary Gary Character and Brad Pitt was a star that movie and the whole movies about fucking whatever. His name is life. That movie is way more interesting than whatever was happening. That's why I liked him. Brad Pitt winning once it starts when once he goes to the ranch movie gets yes ranch movies but that's a lot before yet another. What's happening here? I was hoping for a little more of Gazelle speech didn't really speech. Didn't really do it for me. No it wasn't like a cool moment but I like that he went. Fuck is Mr Rogers supporting who is obviously not but so clearly. There must be a reason but when I saw Tom Hanks as Mr Rogers as supporting actor for the Mr Rogers movie resist it was I. I read the article written by the Guy who's The star of the movie and it seems a real. It's a real. He's the guy he's like he's he's the guy who learned that like Mr Rogers kept diligent notes of all his friends like that telling the story of Mister Rogers. He was The original article he wrote was for Esquire. Squire I believe and it was basically it was. It was giving him almost as a punishment because he was such a cynical asshole. WORLD WITH MR changes changes life. I guess that's what the movie's about obviously walking Phoenix wins and then goes up there and shames people who drink milk fuck it was like I understand if you're a vegetarian and you don't want to see animals slaughtered and are you aware for Vegan for all those reasons like I can't even drink the milk now milking a cow. He I feel bad. That milkha supposed to go to the CAF. The CAF is drought. Is fucking dying of thirst. I think I could drink some of the milk to you dickhead. Do you know what's going to happen to me. I'm going to become a Vegan. 'cause they're going to win me over. I'm going to get so sick of it. I mean fine okay. I'll style fucking stop drinking the milk. I don't really care that much fine. If you become a Vegan following about it at all fucking kill you follow multiple people on twitter on instagram. Who are vegans? And it's it's a lot of Hukou I'm GONNA drown. I'm giving behind fucking stop. Put The fucking cheeseburgers vine. Just leave me alone to extend it to even the Milkman. Like fine so so you can't Vegan is anything that comes like. Even even like milk is like you're not cutler hurting the cow. No this is weird. I feel like if you didn't go to cal. Yeah Super Weird. Don't get me Ron. When when when pregnant women have milk in there you have to get it out right because pain right at least it will happen to the TV shows? Yes sure a funny moment blah. Everybody's team milk now finally come around leaving team gala. This guy drinks an inordinate the amount of milk you gotTA hang belly like like we. You know he'd come home from school and drink like two pints and have to craft singles on a bag get chip snack with milk cheese. And there's a lot of milk. My mom used to come home and feel like they much like legit six gallons fill our three rows of two on our top and fridge. We had like a newborn. I'm flying through milk because I have two kids like basic. The grown asked people. He should not be having more. But you know I'm not I'm not I'm not a coil over here but if you come from I write my ability to even have a glass when when I need it. Fuck off Joaquin Phoenix. Jesus by the way. I didn't know that we were finished was his brother. Did you know that they talk about that a lot. I don't think Joaquin Phoenix a lot of talk about about anything. Goddamn so yeah I. I knew that I knew it. I November Phoenix. Walking Phoenix is dead. Brother I don't Know River Phoenix aside ride from that I I I mean I don't know I don't keep up with all these things like the lights camera guys but like I just never even made that connection feel like I. I should know that I'm sure he's done very cool. Great name a really. I mean real sad named lost. Someone should have another. He was he was like he had like a a young. Brad Pitt. Look to him too. He was sexiest fucking deal. He could have been gazelle put them in a retroactive and posthumously. 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Even finale or it's not just cancelled did does the designated survivor survive five. He does. Yeah Yeah Yeah. He does pretty good job so now again the craziest part about bad show which I knew was cancelled when I started. The reason I started started was because I read his twitter reddit thread. About what show did you start because the concept is cool but you gave up because it wasn't good and someone said dozens of fuck. It's right they want to watch that so I started knowing full. Well what happened in John. I liked it. It was fun. I I mean it was Kiefer Sutherland. Glenn he's the designated survivor of you. Know put like one person. Aside whenever the rest of the whole government gets together in case of an happens and they get blown up. Yeah so keefer. Like inherits the government. Only only if you were were you we would be fixed because you'd be like you know what on the president now and I can fix it and this is the way things. What does the Senate do? You're going to fix it. It's so a lot of backroom dealings in Washington right. It's a lot of under the table. It's a Lotta. Hey you don't don't give give me this vote right like moat with me on this. Although you down the line nine that kind of stuff little lobby on voting for things that they don't actually believe in just so they have a favor in their back pocket right votes happen immediately now okay. So everyone's in the Senate blindly upon a powerpoint presentation it says. Hey what do more money for schools. Everyone who votes for us the right away. You know going to talk going to fucking figure. Hey give me this will. You don't even know who proposed the idea. Okay okay everyone votes. Yeah you're a whatever it is at the end end whenever all the votes are cast it drops out Bam. Oh this was an idea from a Republican from Montana voted for. Yeah that's fixed. I feel and then every once in a while you throw in a fake one and if people vote for something real stupid right you can get money for Montana and everyone offer that that's crazy and anyone who does vote for it adequate. You're running you've got punked shoots him in the head because they're stupid that part of the we don't have to do the very simple. Why why isn't everything a blind vote? You don't get the Nelson. Ideally but the baseball shit like you. Nobody gets to know you get one chance. There's no waiting. There's no I'm going to punish you for like five years and make you wait till you think. He's a hall of fame or not. Vote Right now. Nobody knows this idea. And it's not it's not totally quiet. It does get put out afterwards. But you don't know who's like you don't know if it's Republican or Democrat. It's just an idea you see and then you I like that idea. And you've Oh four and then you find out. Oh It's not my hi party or who gives us yet. Album is so who puts the WHO puts the powerpoint up because that guy he grew the house right. So Speaker of the House is going to be like I eldest guy a favor. So I'm only GONNA put this up there's always gonNA be somebody who controls the last point of control and that guys me working eliminated speaker of the house. You put up there yourself. Everyone's who's got access to put ideas up on the board. That sounds a cluster. Fuck now everybody gets to pitch their ideas. We're GONNA be there forever. Probably do your fucking job. You ran envoy you think I mean all right so I come in and I'm like all right first up or get rid of milk. Joaquin Phoenix says that it's bad overtaking the milk from the MOMS. Put the milk up there. And then you go with the stupid idea. And then he goes with super idea and next thing you know we haven't even voted on fucking guns and the economy and shit all the important shit. I mean you're a US your senator. Your elected official. Hopefully you have some sense of being like well. This one maybe isn't a big deal about faith and democracy. Yeah well I don't know I guess I think that's the easy I just think that's it. That's it and then yeah no favours no favours no backroom dealings. Bam We vote bull. I think that you should have done weight. Here's what we should do too. I think every four years now every like longer than that like you maybe even like twenty years. You guys switch parties like you have to. You have to be Republican now and make them argue the other side of things balance all those things. You've been like a lot. It's almost almost like when a when a lawyer has to defend absolute murderer and they're like well. I'm not defending them. Defending the justice systems. While you gotta work for the whole the whole democratic system. Now now gonNa make you argue the opposite of everything you can get twenty have free agency and then everybody just has to be like. I'm S- I signed to the Republican Party payments. Like like that in Laron like they just signed on the days is the biggest check for me if I feel like this is not a good way government man but it's a good. It's an interesting idea what's going on you know. Basketball players flip teams. Kevin Durant is just like going where the money what they should do. They should have that emplaced. They should float the system. So you go to someone and be like all right. We'll give you ten more ten million dollars more but you got to argue against the gay rights whatever and then if they agree to it. It's a national comes out and we got you. You're out to deepen politics politics. Like Lindsey Graham seem you see them like trashing trump and then he wins and he's just like what trump is like an icon greatest and that's ever happened to government. He literally you call them a racist like two months before the election. I think it's just that he's just a hired. I think we if trump loses like our party will be destroyed. Uh I mean trump wins. Our Party will be destroyed and deserved it and he won. I love this. I'd Humana people who don't realize that like they're just getting played during election. Season is like you guys are the real way to face. Government is that only two hundred and fifty people in the whole country vote. That's it two hundred and fifty smart people. They I mean very few. There's way too. Many people always comes down to like a very small amount of people because it only comes down to the swing votes right and then and then of those people in gem thousand people. Nobody's qualified to vote. They're really not amount of fucking I'm not I don't think I'm included either. It'd be like highly educated and well read the passage of time walking or not even like an advanced tests like you walk up to the drivers and they ask you one question and if you say what does the Senate do. And I don't really know you don't get defense. They vote on stuff not enough. They do what I'm doing here. They vote on things. Eh Senator Right now let me pull the fucking lever man. Nobody should vote. Everyone's a fucking moron and break but not under the new system. We fix the government's now. Everybody can also also do a blind powerpoint presentation. That's IT blind voting I. I don't know if you're marketing. You're not working. Let's let's at least try to America. Ah what could go wrong. All right what have we got next. We'll do our voicemails before we get into our interview few things from this weekend. All right. Johnny was down in Aruba. uh-huh oh we got do adolescent data lesson for you. It's brought to you by movement. Join the movement now The warm weather is getting here. Yeah Jean Jacket today right zero I mean did it snow this year. Now really right in New York you people. I think it's also yorker crazy not anymore. It never snows it rains. All of January. 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Childhood I was in a shower own truck and play giggling to myself and picture. John sent me a photo of the Dick soap which was just the bar our sold the whole you know inexplicably cut through the middle. I was the package it came in. Also the whole the middle and I just couldn't see the soap right as it it. Was You know there was the cardboard and soon as ripped the soap out from the middle with. Fox's the soap and what is the cargo omically designed so I have no idea I mean that's really decking zilk. John sent me a photo of it and it was a live photo which is one of the more than I leaned. Yeah like apple has ruined like the world with the cloud and linking all your devices and live photos. Because if you don't realize the lie photo it catches like three solid seconds of movement. So John was taking a picture of that and then moved his phone down and I saw a couple of sets of feet and a leg and I was like. I'm getting a dick so picture. I'm about to catch the DE. Luckily I didn't see anything. That's actually that's hilarious and also alive photo watch alcohol and he was like Oh very close reverse fun the had had an interesting flight the the people sitting next to me on the. TV's crazy not no. It should be a law because we live. You can watch to do movies on fucking vote and vote on the SPA. The duration of a flight is two movies long. You legally have to have. TV's I would say one movie man. Fine what look -ality leave a little window. I'll give you uh-huh about one Irishman. Maybe all right the people sitting next to me. We're having a conversation and it was all about whether they should get vaccinated. Get him back. I don't know if he needs it like this. I don't know which we should do. A vaccine and the whole time. Jesus Christ I can throw people off the are you seriously talking about this. And it's scary scary. That Lake in there are intelligent people intelligent and other realms at least that genuinely think it's fucking nuts but then the wife or the woman goes does well. My friends have veterinarian. I'll ask her and I said Oh God they talking about our pet. Maybe they're not Roemer Shit the same thing I still don't know I took my headphones off when we landed so this conversation wasn't a whole flight. Long dogs two though aren't all fucking vaccinate. Everybody but then I walk into I. Didn't I didn't know gracious performs because it's a different country and I. I didn't know where I was staying because it's just not a question I asked i. Don't I'll stay where I stay. Yeah Yeah and so. I just didn't feel that out on my immigration paper and I'm walking walking into the customs line and there's one of the women when you're boarding a flight are what are you checking in the first two security checks to make sure you have your stuff uh-huh and this woman was doing that with the passports and the immigration papers and she looks in mind she goes where you're saying that's a good question and she'd been letting everybody go. Oh through to like the easy now they have like the like the you slide. Your passport takes a picture. Your that's it whenever we go through that and she's opens up things because you go that way and it just can't make jokes airport. You can't do it. It didn't register to me. That's I thought it was just like random so I get to the guy the customs place and he said. Where are you staying? That's a great question I don't know and he's like you go this way. You know. You're in a fucking chamber with a single lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. Where are you staying staying in John? Still like a great question. You became frank the tank dropping your one liner on everybody but the Koji aligns but no he was like honestly I need to know right. have to know where you're staying and I said I don't I really don't know you have to figure it out. That's okay let me make a call. Don't have service because country so I went over walked away pretended to make a phone call came back and said the Marriott and cross my. There's a fucking Mary on that Island Holiday Inn Marriott whereas all right perfect you plug it it that was good. See then you would have been really there is no Marriott because if there was no Maryanne they would have been like there is no Marriott. Who did you just talk? Talk to and then you would have to say no. I'm from America and just landed. A why the fuck do you think my phone would work. Then you would have fingers up your ass like Mike Gone. You would have been definitely asked me a lot of questions coming home. I don't know if they made a note or something like that. You're in the system but when I came home early what were you doing was forty eight hours. Why is a single man kidnapped down here alone for forty eight hours? Did you spend over ten thousand dollars like no you buy cigarettes tobacco. Oh Guy came down vacation I vacation boss of cigars I drink. Drink some fucking booze fucking. What do you wish you were still detained in Aruba fucking? It was very funny once. I got there and the people on the beach like tale of me had spread to the beach. Not As reversals boards. But you gotta go see this wakened likened people were coming now to be fair. They were like friends of my girlfriend's family and like they would do them and stuff like that because they were like I had had. I heard about the really white kid I had to come see him. You gotta hit the booth and I was your off-putting Lee. What I was straight up up glowing when I saw those those stems yours in Miami? I mean that was my life had this on the two years that made sense but just everything the thing that was a little color. Now right I mean I guess compared to the rest of you like to I mean I was. I was out their rubles crazy. Because it's so that's weird. It's like I'm interesting you know. I'm white my supplements like a shape. I was there for six on the beach. One just six hours straight. But it's so so when you there that you never feel hot because you don't start sweating and no like I should get out of the sun did you. Did you blew up your go like all over all over the place I I. Don't I actually feel like burn on my midsection. So I'm just GONNA skip that one dude I don't I don't do some block doc anymore man. It's weird cancer. And now I'm I'M GONNA go get skin cancer just to Piss Casey so sick she was talking about going to spray Tan. Yeah I could have but I'm going to go to the cancer box. I WanNa Cook just because I know how much it's GonNa drive you fucking crazy. I can't wait to die from cancer. Skin cancer but I guess the one thing I did do there I tried the local cuisine and kangaroo. Don't think it's local but you put Komo goes eight pretty sure gang ruse. We'll go very far away. I don't think I don't know what the fuck do I feel like. Eating kangaroos questionable really mean I'll go Joaquin Phoenix on you. I can't believe the kangaroo kangaroo I didn't really like it it was Carpaccio. Anything Carpaccio thin films gets Julia. Mouth eating thing it because it's just so thin that But I feel like you know Kinda like it's almost like one step Koalas kind of cute and Kangaroos or bouncing around now I think alike tigger and Roo and and then next thing you know you're eating it. Yeah like like I try to not good it. I think I might like steak. Love it better. They want the whole fucking. I don't I don't like meet prepare. That's that is a cooked. Feel like when they do really thin stuff. It's almost usually tar like could question. I don't know I don't know if I would have been harder about preparing kangaroo. Yeah I feel like it would not be a tender nder meet. No it's gaming gaming but was fine. I think I would like I'd like to try different way. Just going to stick to eating cows. I've actually had it as a burger. There was a place in my hometown. That fucking is oh man yeah. It's actually pretty good. Yeah is it was it was I would like to do for fashioned. Russian guys can eat dogs next to you know what the eating made me think of this. The you're on vacation you're in a hotel room and and obviously this is Pook podcast now so at some point you have to poop. There is no greater victory on vacation. Then when getting away with poop with your girlfriend who is no strings on nothing. Yeah usually all right baby shower. The Miami situation was not great. For pooping I- Miami. Fuck me. Yeah Miami Miami had frosted glass last sliding doors. Imagine basically just like a hallway from sink to your shower and in the middle of that hallway was a toilet that also just had to sliding doors in Miami you had to announce to the entire hotel. I'm pooping you had to shut like four doors like it was crazy. How many do I but I didn't because I didn't have anybody in there so I I just I would just go but I company so i? I didn't shit for four days of Miami and then I just like I thought a lot for a while. Just done Just don't do this anymore. I thought I thought I broke up and it was just like that's some injury and has taken out just like those like really taking scuba. I don't know how wouldn't that be great by the way if that was the door. Just open it up. And he's like the shoveling coal shovel it out. Why do I had to squeeze it through this fucking hole on like Oh man down here like cake things you cut the cut the pace the bottom of the ziplock bag at the bottom of why the big hole up here the dumping out? We're making this way harder than it needs to be. Open the trap door getting a shovel. A little mini gardening. Now we're fixing government body human anatomy and the Senate today So fucking show. I did not have a jet setting weekend but speaking of Jesse stunned I did it. I can't believe you waiting for a weekend to four and a half hour flight. You take that on the get home. Every time I go home. People aren't like can't we went home. This weekend is true but I mean I feel like for a flight well for I don't know I guess I guess it makes it if you break it down hours and go boss not a big deal when people feel it when they see that you traveled like two thousand miles. It's very no no I. D If that was off the coast of Venezuela. I thought for sure it was next to the Bahamas seized kidnapping. You Ain't getting homegirl. Staying here I had my first ever daddy daughter a read heart dance this this weekend which I totally forgot about crept up on me which I have now learned is like a thing. I guess it's like the week before Thanksgiving Valentine's Day is when these things go down because I saw like every every day I was talking about it but smashed it crushed it I mean and the game will ever be this identity and alone or dancing like slow dancing with Jay not slow downs. I was doing that was the most awkward event ever. So I show up the former tires jacket and tie or whatever and I throw on a pair of Jordan because first of all I I rarely wear suits so I was like scrambling to like. Find all the pieces of the suits and shit one. Luckily I had one in the dry cleaner for several months. Oh yeah forgot about that so I go. Oh and then I'm wearing like Jordan's with and then I show up to grab to pick up Shea and she's rocking a snow white dress. So I'm like okay. It's Halloween now no longer a dance. We're on Robert Kraft right so she I mean she's got a fake Tiara. Fake Diamond Necklace fucking wand and a snow white dress like it just said dress pretty and we went halloween with it. So we show up and like every other dad is like an adult and they're wearing regular shoes and all the other girls are just wearing like you know nice is like out pretty regular clothes and Cheryl's in with this big poofy yellow bottom and so she's twirling and it's like the best ask dress to twirling and all these other. Little girls are like jealous like looking at her like love it or address loving. They're trying to twirl and they're like it's not. Yeah that's right so then and we're going. We're going hard like I don't it was. It was very funny because it was probably you like thirty couple. Thirty dad daughter Komo's so it's like thirty awkward middle aged white men at a dance and I I walk in and we're all dead so we don't know what the fuck is going on so it's like you know you usually have your wife or your mother. The mother of the kids there. And it's like okay. Here's like let me let me pull up the invitation like here's how it works. Here's what you're doing. We don't know any of this fucking shit man so you don't have you seen dog doing my mom's Day my dad's going away for work and he's like stressed getting to the airport stuff like that just like I'm just saying I I take him places and do things like that and my mom jokes like your your girlfriend is it's just you're seeing my mom jokes that she's always floored that my dad gets anything just girls. You're much more than that. But it's a huge the number one reason why we marry him. You Know My dad is when he goes to work. He's like a boss. So mom always jokes like he puts on his suit. And it's like his superpowers takes it off. And he's like a dummy puts it on and he's he's capable but I even told all all my girlfriends now like the wives and girlfriends and my buddies like I went to a baby shower relatively recently and I didn't RSVP properly I the texture. But I didn't like mail it back in and I told her and the other girls I don't I don't do that and Caitlyn Jalen. RSVP and I don't have her anymore so there's not gonna be any RSVP get used to this this is how your life where I just had one more and maybe I'll show them. Maybe I'll go with the gift but yeah I don't do anymore so so Yeah it's a whole bunch of us without our guide. Dogs girls are now just guide and and so oh and it was very white. There is not much diversity of his little preschool aligned. So I'm just looking around the scene. It's very funny and I can see there's a couple of people you're kind of like eyeing me so I'm thinking they know and then I'm like all right. Whatever man like I don't care though I'm just like I'm here for Shea so the dance is playing like Taylor swift music music from like an iphone you went to the back of the gym like you couldn't huddled up in his one area so the whole operation and it's being run by this woman who is like you know like a suburban white mom also trying to be like a hype man? You know what I mean like super awkward being like. Oh it's Taylor swift on the where my swifty. He is almost like God anyway. We started dancing around and shit and it's also they must just turn the Goddamn heat on. Let's let's make all these white men sweat too so I'm like AH getting hot on dancing with Shea and eventually I make the fatal mistake of doing the thing you know where you hold your dad's hand run up him and flip over. Yeah yeah so I do that with a lot and I. We were doing the thing where she stands on top said. Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about. I mean I could picture Ed President With Your Dad. I don't think so so like like I would hold your hands and I would like walk up you and then when I get to like you're just like I push off and you flip over. I don't know I thought that was a normal thing. Maybe it was just us. I was always afraid. I'm going to dislocate her shoulders. So I do do with Shea Shea is tiny like a very skinny girl and all of a sudden I feel like fucking Scott Calvin in the Santa Claus girl sit on his lap at the park and then he looks up and there's a line of kids. Oh so all of a sudden I have these strange girls that are not my children like Dumi neck and so like say has a couple of friends who icon. That was the thing to feel when your dad with your kids. It's almost like when you're walking your dog and you run into dog owners. You ever notice when you talk to like the dogs and not the humans you ever do that was going on. It was like I'm talking to this little child and like the dad is right there but I'm not talking to him at all. You know so I a couple of close friends. I do the flip flipping and next thing you know. Got Several in line and the ages rains and like sizes Bahrain. Yeah right and I'm like already worried about dislocating shoulders. And then there's one girl is like crawl and me trying to flip and I'm trying to flipper. She's just like hanging upside down and just like all right. I gotTA put down this child wild that we're not doing this and I got footprints all those like I need a Goddamn break. I was like Sowetan and Shit. So but the funniest moment for the night for me was very dad like there are no fucking rules when you're with me like the whole room was rules free for the night we we walk in and there's a on the left side there's a buffet of regular food. which was weird? It was like marinate like penny with Mariner meatballs. One one of those like Brown meatballs called and they're not like Marinara. There's like a German meatball. Oh yeah you like the the key me. Yes yes yes those those and Sushi the real food and I was like Shea. Does you WANNA eat some dinner. And on the other side was the desert and she was she goes goes. No I just cupcakes and candy like cupcakes and Candy. It is baby so you can but yeah we smashed it. It was. It was very on brand night for us with Shay ebbing like dressing up like goes Halloween and me like being a fucking awkward idiot and I just I like my kids. I don't know your shoes. I'm just here to dance dance with her. I don't I don't WanNa do the amount of DADS and we're trying to like everyone's trying to do it for their daughters and they're trying to dance and like take my awkwardness and multiply like a million other people there But the one thing I feel like the one we are just take away from me. I told John This barstool has grown so big we are now at a point guy came to to me and was like hey nice to meet you. I Work Dad's we just started but like you know like if I used to run into someone who like also worked at Deloitte. It's like not that crazy. It's like a big company that has been impossible up until now. This was the first time I was like. Oh okay cool like nice to meet you. Blew my fucking yeah. Hey what's up my work at parcels. Right Oh you yeah. That's the first thing that's ever happened to me where it was like. Oh Yeah Yeah that's me too. That's fucking nuts. I you said no I you know like I used to know every person everything about everybody who came in here because I was probably like helping you. You get hired and now it's like you can work here and I don't even know until you introduced me at a non barstool event that is fucking nuts but yes shout out to all the DADS who crushed their daddy daughter her this weekend now. Let's get into some Harley inappropriate voicemails let's get into our voicemails is brought to you by hydrants top performers in the world. 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Hd Fudge Subaru Specie So I've been this girl down a couple of weeks long enough now that They could plans for Valentine's Day coming up talked to her. What about Valentine's Day and she kind of getting the usual doesn't care she'll make all that so far as I got flowers cents at work? Please go there on Friday on Valentine's Day Question is my idiot for just doing that to to you know make dinner you know. Make dinner reservations. Go out through a big game day or I don't know bullshit don't need to worry about now pretty much times as a made up holiday anyway right on you gotTa stop saying it's like they're all they're all maybe maybe some of them are rooted in something a little more tangible the mountains day but not every always been just everywhere. It's a made up word. Every names made up name like like even but I understand the idea of all made up. People people thinking that Christmas means more because it was about the birth of this religious figure like but that's not Christians anymore it's about just president materialistic the same way that Valentine's Day is and Thanksgiving. No one's is actually thinking about like you know what you're thankful for. Its football and gambling and eating gluttony. All these are rooted in very like you know selfish or fake AAC or whatever whatever reasons you gotta you gotTa do more you got you got you gotta go out you gotTa do something go to dinner. Yeah so like. He's like a two reservations. Yes if I don't do anything you don't you don't want to set the bar too high you know it's like every relationship is like having a dog right where we were saying on the dog here. Yeah okay because you're you're training your training each other and I'm being trained I'm training you. It's it's too. It's like a blind dog who has a seeing eye dog yours. Yes yeah the dog leading the dog right here. You're training joining me to like clean up and send RSVP's and be a real person. And I'm training you to be like a hooker in the bedroom. I'm joining you to like when you tell. Hello I'm training to realize that words being things and when you say I don't want anything it's not doing. I'm not getting anything. That's what you told me. Okay and and maybe you'll have a fight about that and she'll learn that okay okay I have to expressly say what I want and I'll learn. Sometimes she doesn't expressly say what she wants right. But if you tell you anything I'm not getting. Yeah said you didn't want don't don't preach that to the people I know I am because it works preset to the women that they shouldn't do that don't preach it to the guys that they give you view didn't say anything that'll get yourself but if you say I do not want anything. I'm not giving you anything you can do it once like if she says. I don't want anything you could be like. Okay we're GONNA find out yeah because if she flips out the next time she says I don't want anything like no then moved fucking hammered down. I know you're GONNA fervor favorized. FERBER is whatever it. Is You cry Etem. Drying you say he didn't cry it out method. Do you said you want anything you get what you want. I will buy it for you but I'm very logically. You're right but the next time she says. I don't want to think you're just going to be like well. She said it again. So we're going to end crying again and keep doing it until you learn. Words means sometimes it's like hey you you wanna the attention like here you go you got it like. Sometimes their actions have to backfire. She should've learned the first time. She's a genius thing. I listened her. So if you say it again but unless you but then and that's you opting into I'm choosing instead of going and buying something choosing to have a good. That's what I understand where you're coming from but I'm surprised that you like it's it's the path of least resistance is just get something. Yeah but sometimes sometimes pass some travel. You're so right I just. I don't think I've ever heard you say it. It's like a I where it was like. Yeah no like it's worth the extra fight or ruined the night or the drama or the week like the silent treatment or whatever in order to stand your ground around and stick up for like the logical behavior. This is the way the world works. When you again I'll get you anything you want? Just tell me and if you say nothing you'll get nothing and you'll like she's going to be. I want you to figure it out. That's what I want but if you say that that's fine and then it's on me but you get we'll give me something you'd think. Ah like okay now task ahead of me but quite the hill to climb but the if you just tell me you don't want something then you're getting nothing. Yeah I get it. I just think that you need to put this out there with a disclaimer of like you're walking yourself into the viper prepared and you and you have your right like you have the right play all that I know about what I also think that you you know you have to. You have to say. Say say someone's done this like five years in a row eventually if they're not learning oh I'll dig heels and you had a point. You're the real problem. Is your three year one year two was like I'm making a point you're three is like. Are we seriously going to get in a fight on balance talking again because of this. That's when the real manner. How much are you standing for your principles three years in a row because then five years in a row? It's great then it's then it's like I'm going to do this. Sober bucket working here of like. You're almost hope somebody kill myself on Valentine's Day fifty fourteen fucking Bass League go to war rear sure but I I mean so many of us out there are just trying to do the pathways resistance. If you want to stand up for what is right and logical you. The John Myself in this stuff I do a stand up myself smart to do with their. Because if you're going to pick one line yeah but you're you're is usually and this is why I have hope for you. Your Anikin Skywalker. I have hope for you that like your sometimes. You're telling me like I'm not going to get bullied into doing this or that. Unlike and I'm always like yeah. Yeah just wait just wait. Maybe John's the one maybe John's got asked the joke. I always say to be not just me and all my buddies who are everybody all my crew got married read like earlier than the other ones when all my friends come and say their version of reality or they stick to. They're going to stick to their guns and it's going to be different. We always all. Let's look at each other laugh and like tickets you're different you're the different one. Yeah and you. You're the one that's different out of the eight billion people and the trillions. Who have come before you? You're the one who's GonNa break the mold out of like how society has locked matrimonial life in you know what I mean. You'll you'll be different. John might be different different cat. I mean he's different a lot of other ways so maybe this is the one now. That's why he's GonNA end up dead and loan like he'll be able to tell that tale. Well you're literally dying alone in a hotel room talking to yourself going. Yeah but I didn't get her that balance they got nothing and L.. Dial with honored to call but with honor people who die with his boots on. They'll tell the story. John Advised Burg and how he refused prejudice. When you said he didn't want anything go off literally GONNA die a martyr represent represent for all the people out there with logic and brains just fucking say what you want February eighteenth today? I die because a national the steak and blow job day. Whatever you whatever day you die? That's what we're going to make that one bucket. I mean yes so you can either go the John Route. Do what's right and just logical in your brain or I would say if you WANNA pathways resistance. I would say flowers dinner. Flowers flowers flowers it in a row. That's it but after that I'd say flowers there. If you are a new relationship I would get some jewellery like nothing crazy. But it's GonNa close or something like that if you knew if you're young on the mall for Valentine's Day to like get like Kay no you don't you. Don't think too much jewelry. Well I mean that's the problem is and that's why I said when you're new like if you've gone through if you're with someone for like like five years let's say you've gone through five Christmases. Five birthdays five valentines days. And maybe if you're one of those couples fiber anniversaries. You know all of a sudden. It's like all right. I've hit every fucking ECONOMIA job. The toll ring you belly chain like I don't know there's there's something around get it. It's a great fallback but it's just like I'm not going to get some expensive. I don't even know if you like back. Yeah but I I love these hearings but what I like about it is is. It's the easiest to guess. I think maybe I just have like good taste in enjoy. But I've never like you get a girl clothes. You gotta worry about the size and the fit Shoes same thing like I got a parallel batons Kaelin. He'll was way too big. I love these for like can't physically walking the jewelry. I feel like you know you know certain brands. You know certain names like you get someone a Fucking David Yurman ring like they're going to be happy and you know what I mean so I feel like it's actually the easiest way to go as far as making girls happy with with what they are expecting but it is is a little bit. Yeah I mean it's I think if you're like what married longtime maybe a special anniversary or something special reason how you go all out maybe in the beginning you get something extra but those middle years flowers flowers and it's hard for me because I don't like like trinkets it's an shit like that very simple man and so I just don't understand like every I don't present so it's impossible for me to get something I would you. You WanNa fuck fuck. Do you want something. That's barely gonNA wear your book. Why the fuck do you want every little while you know the answer them? Joe's I love you this much money and who get to show that too. It's not about you heard it's about everybody else. It's about the instagram post. Or I guess why they want the than the friend you know. It's it's always based on other people all these things are really and that's not saying everybody's like materialistic or whatever but in these instances that's where I understand the Valentine's day the people who like those made up holidays. Yeah they're all made up. But I do get the idea of like this. This is strictly for flexing instagram. Girls comparisons all that shit. It's wholesome apologies. It must be just a a tough life to live. Well like you always is like getting in a fight every single Valentine's Day because you literally took her at her word. I live my life. It's not that bad are you. Are you doing anything for this. No nothing has happened not go over well or I mean I think so are you. Are you doing one of your things now up. Yeah so it's going to happen. He's not here. She's Crystal Valentine's Day. Be there yeah through through ten. Oh all right the gravy. I feel like this is the other reason why John might be like the chosen. One you get away with a lot like remember the time he wasn't GonNa help remove then like something happened that weekend right. Where like you wouldn't like you didn't really have to anyway? I I forgot about that. Yeah I don't remember what happened but remember being like he skied it on that one. I can't wait. I can't wait till Monday. So right and then it was like wow no this happened and that happened and the weather or or something you know. We have to go somewhere to go somewhere for work right. There was. There was a logical reason why you were allowed to miss them. But maybe it'll be like look like I have friends who are like Kinda cocky and assholes and and the guy who everybody always says something like one day you're going to say this the wrong person and they're gonNA knock you the fuck out and you're GONNA learn your lesson and my one buddy goes not that's never gonNA happen. They're gonNA get like knock but doing it for thirty five years and nothing's this happened on this not GonNa Happen to me and I'm like he's probably he's just going to keep getting away with it and I think you keep going you know what I think I actually think it's applicable to what rob said. Today we're talking about how he can do like racist jokes something like that because they know when his father in his. I cannot do like the things that you have because people people do and even though they don't really care care. I'm not going to do that. Yeah well yeah you're you're actually probably the poster child for like how it should be. It's like I know just because I remember remember all the other days than I did. Nice things loved you or whatever like that's what matters that's what counts justice grads of those ones a hell of a discussion from a voicemail. I would say get fucking cheap necklace. GANCI kind of h Boy Mike. Easy again Hypothetical so you're laying if you go to sleep with the girl and you wake up the next morning and you had I switch just so you wake up and you have her Punti and you wake up and she has your debt do you. Guys talk is a one day. Only thing it's not like we don't talk your own book your Gig if I basically like it's with a person I'm in a relationship with right that's like a girl. You're dating the girl but I think that kind of matters like if it was like a one time hookup and then we go back doc. I don't want this stranger go fuck. I don't want her going back and telling her the exploits of like how I I was throwing it back. Yeah but but it's it's committed thing all I'm looking bad. No Ah my ankles over my head Bro. No no no come on. Maybe you don't have to go all Alec Me. Maybe I have always been fascinated by the idea of. I still have the required tools I guess so but I joe s peg the idea of something. Go filling you off. That sounds so not appealing to me but they like it right they love it at girls are always like. I can't believe you had to sing like hanging between your legs. So they're probably like fascinated by the penetrating something. But I I've always said this to like I always joke about when they're just like staring at the wall really bent over or whatever. It's just like you this is. Is this even enjoyable for you back here. I got a whole Bengawan here. You're looking at the fucking along with fitting here now. You gotTa Fuck. I like this. I remember the first time also on the show and she was like I bet ten and percents guys in here like getting pegged and we're like crazy and now three years later Kevin. I'd have a angles by my fucking ears. That was one of the more Ah revealing conversations like that was a sex expert who has talked to like every walk of life explaining like some guys like but stuff and us like young dumb like White Fucking Frat boy idiots no word. That's five years later. So Yeah we oh awesome biology right right the the this is one of my one of the Funnier tweets I've ever seen I think is like the guys girls guys girls Switz- parts basically gutted this and it's a guy approve of my boobs all night girl. I'd go for a run in with headphones on and feel safe. Go out alone and now we're GONNA be raped. Who who do you if this happened for a day whole fucking world who do you? I guess it doesn't matter how long or who happens to who you think would be better with the other person's parts parts you other genders parts timothy shallow not they met like really embarrassing. uh-huh guys or girls would a guy be better at fucking talking with the girls parts over the girl better fucking Dick and you say well let me Timothy. What of King Moment? I mean I see where you're going with it. And it makes the Oscar that looked pretty. He's as a pretty boy. He's a man that guy might have a pussy pro. You know I was waiting for your answer like ooh interesting. Okay I'm here. He's got a very thin chin Chins skin on skin. Silky smooth the hair hair. Wow Oh god I guess the Sir would be girls. I opposite like I feel like the way like like I think. I think we'd be in trouble. I think girls there'd be big revolution with we got the addicts. Now we'd be looking girls like switch to stop throwing stuff. Men would be slaves by well if they take their brain in their life their savviness and all that should they care about and giving them like the brute strength moves done if we were we were dopey as we are we have policies. We would be absolutely absolutely it. It'd be planning to the WB like by the weeks. The whole world would be completely which is why it's got to be so fury aiding for them now. Yeah the only reason not present. Because I don't have a fucking Dick and smarter than you know more and more motivated. I feel like girls like the way when girls on top. They're not like fucking like writing. I think they I think girls would suck at fucking like uh-huh. Yeah that's why I don't watch lesbian porn. Yeah check. I'm not a fucking so true lesbian strap on they're like Nah the pound and pound pounded role in the Mahdi and moving their hips. Smashed you fucking Elvis into their okay. Mine try to fit your pelvis inside I like other. They're really just telling us how they like. Yeah well that deep now you got some balls use of all right last voice Malam Alan. We'll get into bigs. PC fight seat. Would you rather rather live in a mall for the rest of your life be homeless for the rest of your life. So if you're in the mall you can't leave the mall either way unlimited money can't can't we planes. If you take the outside all right let me know what what does all of that mean would you. Would you rather be almost or would you rather have unlimited money and live in a fun house. Would you up in a place. That has everything you'll ever need. Endless amounts of food clothes fun. Money's not an issue or homeless and apparently you can't sleep on plane. Why the worried about my six hour flight? I'm fucking homeless will. This is the planes thing and my missing that. Is there something about malls and planes that. I'm not connecting them. I I I also lost a brave enough to say I'm taking them all. Yeah I'm taking. I'm taking the place with movie theaters and Panda Express and fucking jail. mccrone fucking apple. If I go to the mall is very rare. Now right I mean I think malls like cooked. They're pretty dreary perfect place for personal live. Yes not how many people there if I do go. I'll go sits in a chair. Sure if I could just do that permanently. Yeah go to the Food Pusey now. WHO talks you? Yeah well you can hope. Lake trying to play devil's advocate. I think the normal life you meet somebody in the mall and it's like a You WanNa like go out. Sometimes now. I can't leave them on mood. Corum over here with multiple bars and stuff now in most them have a casper or something like that like one of those show in sleep. I mean as long as you're not a parasite where you're fucking on the run the whole time. I'd like to be able to just be like I'm the man who lives at the mall. Hiding high five million Johnny Glasnost highly recommend bed. I'll be like I'll be like the Santa Mall Time. You know what I mean like Christmastime. I'll attack but I feel like this. This will be the first ever like one hundred percent to zero percent vote. We do one smell. You WanNa live in Richy riches house or House at all. Oh the only seen one successful almost motherfucker outside aside from that. Everyone's doesn't really have it together. Has Feud going any. I haven't seen him. I think he ran away. They go eh. Maybe you probably back to his mansion in the mall. All Right Jason Biggs on the show now you know him from American Pie which is as trying to think if there's been a modern classic since then like Super Bad was kind of a coming of age too bad for sure now there are plenty of old school. There's no but I feel like like all school was funny. I feel like there's only a handful of good like that was about like growing up and like being being in high school and learning about girls and sex and partying and all that Shit. There's been plenty of funny movies but that's up there as far as one of the I mean it's not new anymore more than twenty something years old but it tells the story of a young high school boy pretty well again for the quote unquote modern. Earn Ish world where it's like. Yeah we'll fuck pies Park Dick and like everything tried to focus shampoo bottles. That happened an avenue. Fuck myself with a jared soap. That'd be the shampoo bottle so anyway and he's one of those guys very open and cool about talking about American pie hi. It's not like he wants to be known as something different or whatever. An unbelievable bolt literally cannot believe story about him and his wife trying to have a threesome. very interesting talk about comedy on Social Media and how he kinda got caught up in cancel culture for a minute there very interesting cat really normal dude like love to go fuck and have a beer with that guy So we can say that Mark I was talking to justify by the way mercury such a Nice Guy Mark Probation. Oh He's like I sent him as a hung over the airport and I was like I was like dude. I was like hungry the airport I decided I should have a beer and nightshift came on the. Am I WANNA goes. I was not only. Did I decide on a beer. I am not even over anymore and his response was like why he's such a nice guy he's like he's like awesome dude. It's the mood. And then he was like house root beer. You Drink Man Nice Guy Fucking such a nice guy dude. He either live my life more like Marco Bachchan everybody. Everybody should live all the guys. Richard like the whole the whole gang like they're they're like cult classic Oltra famous on the roads still touring all have great families all live nice lives. It's like you're not supposed to have at all I mean come on. You're supposed to be like the front man of abandoned you had to like overdose he can't be like having awesome wholesome life as well Interview with biggs is brought to you by Hawthorn. 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We've got Jason Biggs in the studio new show coming out outmatched on Fox but You've been doing this for a minute. Man You've been in the game time and it's been a second second. Yeah it's pretty wild. It's crazy man like I'm doing this show now. I'm a dad two teenage kids by the way which I'll tell you Old Yes so our characters are. We're high school sweethearts. Had Kids like right after high school. Yes we've got like a fifth personally Komo not me. My kid is six you wars. Yeah forty one yeah. I was like a six year old. And a two year olds way more manageable at the moment but yeah but in the show and so but it's crazy to be playing dad. Have these kids you know. And there's these kid actors around. I was a kid actor. So it's it's sort of very nostalgic for me to think about I did. I did a TV show on Fox actually. When I was twelve years sold that went one season was cancelled? It was called Drexel's class with dabney Coleman Okay and Brittany Murphy was on it. It was on Sunday Monday. Night's either right before or after the simpsons and is still bombed and it's Yeah it was a disaster but I was one of the kids like to see these kid actors now on their first TV show or it's pretty. It's pretty wild and and also we just did an episode. This was really crazy so last week. Last week's episode that aired. I have the sex talk with my kids and it didn't even. It didn't occur to me when I was shooting it a whole week. We spent filming. That episode did not occur to me once until I was promoting the episode last week and I was on my instagram and I was talking about. What the episode was about and it hit me like a ton of bricks and like Holy Shit twenty one years later? I'm doing this. TV Show where the the dad having the sex talk with my kids know. Twenty twenty one years after Eugene after famously got this sex talk you know from my dad in a movie movie was pretty these kids fucking any hope. Not Man I tell you what I I really hope not. Just in case they are. I told them I taught him how to do. Ah that a joke or a reference or something. You're sick of not no out of town. No I swear I'll tell you what I'll tell you why you you know. There was probably a period around two thousand four. Two thousand five from being perfectly honest where I don't three the American foodies but in my head I was like you know I i WanNa be also known as something else and I made sort of like you know emotionally and in my work tried to do a sort of shift you know like I'm not just this guy I've got more to me and there probably was some anger and resentment involved at that at that point for me and it probably lasted a little while and I've come to realize now all these years later and by the way we did another movie like I kind kind of came around and the whole thing we did a fourth movie in Twenty twelve. Although that's now been a minute shit but still it's like you know what it is the best fucking gift I've ever gotten life. It is the most fun I've ever had working on something. It's my favorite role. It's my favorite people. I've worked held casts. It's fucking awesome. Awesome people good people. And it's I got two kids in private fucking school. I live in New York City. Pay Bills paid. How fucking walking? Lucky am I you know and you know what happened. Yeah and you know them and I found this is true with anything. And maybe it's just because I'm older nostalgic Jake and have kids and whatever but but like you know the minute you let go of that shit is like you. Don't worry about image happened now now. I'm here like promoting a different. TV show that has nothing to do with American pie or anything like that just kind of happens that way. Do you think America could have been made today. Problematic show that version of it certainly not some scenes and we recently went back and we were watching the Webcam scene. No you can't get away with hell broadcasting a girl masturbating to the school and everyone's like on the edge of their seat ZIP but I was without her knowing like like absolutely not almost like a badge of honor though. I show that doesn't work anymore. Like porkies when I was younger like my dad was like we gotTa Watch port. He's got onto fringe orange. The nerds like those. Those are the ones and it was like at that point. They still kinda worked. I guess when the early nineties still wasn't that bad. Yeah it's almost like if you make a show or or a movie so iconic that it's still watching twenty years and it doesn't stir crazy guys that you wanna last question pushing the edge pushes the envelope type totally. Well now. It's the time capsule right. Now it's like Oh this is remember when we can laugh. Yeah I mean I didn't say you But yeah I mean kind of but no it is interesting. You know it has been twenty one years since that thing out man and most importantly is that it gave from your career and pave the way to do saving Silverman which exact greatest most underrated film. I'M GONNA I'm gonNA use the F. Word and call it a film ever I. I believe it's I would imagine it's one of the most when I know I like a movie is when rotten tomatoes critic scores low and audience high and savings. Norman is like one hundred percent audience. And whatever on the credit I to me is like one of the best cult classic movies thing ever. It's and it's very quotable. People come up to me with those. Let's go yeah yeah it's it's pretty great. No it's interesting because I was so psyched on that movie and we shot it and you know it was like one of the first things I did after American Pie and Jack Black and like his second movie and Steve Zahn whose genius and Neil Diamond doing only his second movie movie ever after the jazz singer. And you know we were just stoked on this director of big daddy and we were just like fucking around and Vancouver for three months just laughing laughing our asses off so clearly tell that doing. Yeah we actually just had Rob Rob Maclean here. And he was talking about the most important thing is cast chemistry. And because it fucking. I don't know how it works. I don't know the physics of it but it somehow loses through. You can totally and it's like I described as a great Saturday like they will be on cable or something like that perfect because you watch it alone you feel. You're watching with friends. You just stop on your hung over. You're sitting around. Silver is absolutely yes absolutely through the commercials on your great better. Yeah has all live where it's like you clearly said fuck but instead comes out fudge you like great great it. Yeah Yeah you talk about how you better in the industry for so long. I didn't I didn't know how no since like child. That American Pie was the first thing I saw. Oh you know how you normal. You're pretty normal Catholic. Thanks I saw you. I don't remember we talked. I might have been too scared to talk to you but we were backstage. I think pier thirteen in art show was might have said Hi. Might not like these fucking normal as dude. Hang out over there and you're famous for your fucking life. Thanks man. I appreciate age aged fucking day I feel fucking get a badge in but but thank you got you very sweet. You're doing wonders from it. You no I think part of it is because I did it when I was so little like started when I was five I got some cool things got that you know Drexel's class ask ninety one. I was like Oh shit. I'm on the and then it goes away did Broadway awesome then. It goes away like I had some cool little moments ends. Got Exposed to the industry work with some cool people learned a lot but also realized early on that this shit goes away when it is vical and also credit to my you know so so in terms of like not taking any of this shit for granted totally appreciating it. All you know doing every job like it's my last putting the work and in showing up all that applies because I saw this sort of ups and downs of it but also credits and my folks man they I would come into New York and I'd work with the other kid. Actors or adults mostly adults at work with being very professional world. And you know where people were waiting. You know getting me waters Vixen is GonNa get you what you get spoiled all right but but when I go home to Jersey you know and I'm like fucking do this is handed to you know it was just a regular kid. I get grounded I get in trouble. I like had regular shift to normal school. I had regular friends who. I'm still friends with today that that that's probably the most important learn goes away right and I feel that's when most child stars or whatever would learn that's when they're first bio comes around if you can get through that first learning of it when you're okay and I'm thinking so important to have friends who will not letting us think that you're anything. Do not not having friends to support my the biggest detractors. My friends the ones Alexa fucking cares. My friends give me so much shit and it's crazy it's I'll tell ya the most sort of nervous I've been for someone to people to see my work for an audience reaction was I got a vhs. Copy of American Pie was not not even called American compile yet it was at the time it was. I remember vhs. I still have it somewhere. Says East great falls high on it and I took this early copy of the movie and I had the movie we shot it over. The summer came out the following summer. That Christmas in between living in La. But I came home for the holidays and I had this copy of VHS. And I all my friend told all my friends all my high school friends and we've got together. We went to my one buddies basement. We had the big screen. TV and We pop the VHS. In and I washed it with him and I never been more nervous like I was so I left the room I would. I know I was pretty freaked. Particularly for the piscine is like what the fuck are they going to think. This is because by the way that was the audience to yeah the movie. They're buddies in it. I am and I remember the Pie like the first image of me with the pie happened and there was like this pause and I was like. Oh Fuck Oh fuck and then they just burst out laughing they could not fucking believe is relieved event. I honestly yeah. It was like an so cool man. It was just such a great moment for me as I. This is fucking by it. Pays off man. Might it works. I tell the kids out there you know. Get Your Pie if life. You never miss an opportunity to fuck that pie. You think that by so you saying the The whole title Dios East Great Falls High. How important you think? It is changed watching the diehard movies that made it through the day and that was originally it was called like burning tower or whatever and I. I don't know if it's because the name has become so iconic sounds ridiculous. Yeah partly if it's because like American behind so well so many it's so perfect and now it's so closely associated with it that you can't pick or anything but I think I'll I'll never forget the phone call that I got when they said that they were changing the title to what And when they told me it was just that like yeah. Of course. That's right that's it and yeah and it was. I was stoked I forget what the question was it. It definitely helped. It definitely helped them out for sure. Yeah East great falls high. You just go. What the fuck is it about? American ACAPA says it all right and also talking about this earlier. The thing for American pie that worked so well and this was before. Now we're sort of anesthetized too not just just those kinds of scenes I mean now you gotta go really big too like shock any of us right but the way they did the red band trailer. I don't know if you guys remember in the movie theater theater the most of the coming attractions the previews are you know. There's a green creams rated and this one popped up read in Luthier and there was a there was a quick shot of me. fucking the Pie and it was people were. It was a debate right. It was like do we wanna give away what is probably the biggest joke okay in the movie or do you WanNa capitalize on. Give them just a little taste and have people go. Oh Fuck what is that movie and we did that and it was a red band so people are like what is this. What is Red Bull? Shit I'm not supposed to be seeing this movie. I can't even see the trailer without an adult's right and this was right at the time. The Internet so the Internet was kind of starting to happen starting to happen it went viral in viral as go. Yeah but it was more just that word of mouth. Kids were starting kids. Let's talk about a college kids. Were like you see them mood. You hear about that trailer did you know you. They went and saw. You know whatever movie and there was a crazy buzz because of that trailer and because an American pies and people connected it was like yeah she and that's kind of the original viral marketing in a way. Wow but you were when you guys are doing that movie. Did you ever think that like Eugene Levy would be like the second coming of Eugene Levy Levy. I always say Steve Steve Levy on ESPN Fox. Lease that show. I mean Shits Creek is strict is awesome. It's it's like I never would've guessed and I. I was much younger when I saw that movie. But I would've thought that that you know that's the dad and does his own thing and now with his second coming. I've realized that. Oh he's kind of been a legend forever forever. But he's been a legend. I mean I grew up. I remember him in splash. Armed and dangerous splash. I says he guys like the villain who kept trying to to spray water on Daryl Hannah because he just knew that she was a mermaid so he kept trying he was the guy that he was trying to spoil the whole thing right. He was fucking hilarious. He kept getting denied. He would get hurt. He broke his arm at one point. He is in like this giant cast. Then he did armed and dangerous with John Candy he did a bunch of course. SETV that was like. That's where the legend was made but But then you know he was just Kinda like out of that whole cast. I mean there's a lot of up and coming kids there's a lot of people are established but through 'em in the they all got it got it and look and better than ever. It's it makes me and you've got a new. It always makes me Jellison. I have this stupid job where I can't wear souks. I see people coming in with a soup. Mix Smooth glass out for the whole fuck somehow. Now makes the eyebrows cool. I wish had eyebrows. Yeah so part of the other the other half of our show. We always take calls from people who have a lot of like fucked up ridiculous relationship situations and a big topic that we get asked about a lot or told stories about a lot are threesomes and I am of the School of thought that it's a good idea but execution is tougher than you think and you have lived that out and proven me correct on that list and I knew the story but I just brushed up on it. I regret that it was three attempts like three nights. Yeah I think we were over three. I mean after one. I did not do it again Patrick to. I'm definitely like honey. We're not trying again. Yeah you went three nights in a row trying to have sex with a hooker was it was one night like in l.. Lay with a massage therapist. That that someone I won't name a friend of ours imply recommended commended recommended right. Implied was and we did we basically first of all let me just say this the whole thing. It was a comedy of errors. I mean it was just a disaster. Your wife's idea which was my wife's idea and it was really if you know my wife or any of her stories stories at all she wrote a you know she writes these books in there and all the stories are true. But fucking crazy trip. Yeah she's a trip and she. It's almost like we were doing in this for the story by anything else. I'd rather fail one of totally and so for us. It was just like we were you know we we were recently married. We were best friends and we were just kind of on this weird adventure together. I in my mind is like Oh but it'd be dope to get you know but it never ver- worked out for various reasons. The first time was you know if we can't we were like okay game on and like we kept dropping these like hints like so it's time to advertising subtle hints. Hey Ah very subtle. I forget you know we'd like kind of like. Oh so you know she'd be like okay. Get on the table and I'd be like I. Don't you know Jenny undrafted. I would address and we'd be like not shy. Nothing happens if anything. She was like shocked. And we were like okay and we kept texting texting our friend during the night going. Are you sure she was like our friend was like absolutely. She does for me and her boyfriend at the time and we were like are really as we go back in if we go back in the room because let's try this and it would just be out failed failed failed failed Vail every fucking time so we were like all right. Either you were fucking talking with us and she. She swears today she was not fuck. And you know you had the right person. Yes like. It wasn't a mix up mix up. She swears Jason. WanNa fuck you. So that's probably what that was but we did not give up. We're like you know what we have a trip to vegas coming up for a friend's birthday. Let's try it. Their way is right. It can't fail in Vegas Do the first night was like just crazy. First of all this woman came in and it was like not at all what was advertised and we were just like okay but okay whatever game on and I say okay ugly. Ah It's just a penis. I went to whatever there's surely a place to put it. So yeah so the came and then I didn't have enough money. I thought I did. I was told one number that another run to the ATM MM-HMM and then like I'm sharing an elevator with people whose birthday it was that. I didn't WanNa tell that I was doing this thing. And they're like so. What are you doing like just rush into the to get money for a hooker so you know and then my car has declined as a whole fucking shit show finally was like I gotta go? I have a nail appointment story true story so she he fucking last night one in Vegas a boss. Now we're over to but the stories literally writing itself and then the third night was like a little bit better after we got a little bit further but it too became. It ended up being Jenny. First of all could not stop laughing the whole time. I was like a bag of chips. She was eating a bag of chips. Literally eating a bag of chips on the edge on the foot of the bed looking at me could not keep a straight face. I mean Jimmy. Please like you've got to keep a straight face we've got to take it seriously. Like this is her job and also like do you want me to like. Do you want me to do this or not. Like I can't like what's up. I'M NOT GONNA be able to do it if you're fucking laughing and then I just I lost the whole thing and then it ended up being like a therapy session between Jenny and this and this woman and like you know how she got to where she became like best friends like all right and then and I was just drinking from the mini bar and it just like okay. Well Anyway. We paid her and she left. I mean the whole fucking thing was just a disaster but a great great story but anyway we get a lot of like like funny ideas and calls on. This show is a great movie. But that's that's that's been told to you before that's an unlike the birthday prank. I five really's American and I was aware of it at the time I was like I. Literally Life is imitating art. This is my this is Jim. I am Jim a holy Shit. Yeah the whole thing sounded way better than it than it was not on. It ended up better than it could have been a better than if that went smoothly. And you perform and you go to town and I think you're still hearing about that today. I think she thinks that's an idea on paper. Berg really remember that time like that hooker like me before whatever day yes some oranges or annual times asked me for something. She's kidnapped like I told my turn with the kids. I got you a hooker. Yeah that's probably masterminded always three levels ad I know but anyway yeah I do not recommend it unless you're married to someone like my wife or you played a character in a gym where you can kind of sense where it's going to go do not just to go back to the pyro quick. I always wondered what were you. What were you actually doing like you just held it and kind of like homes? Yeah no oh so it was like a it was a hollowed out. Shell like you had the tin yeah but inside of it was like a styrofoam fake pie crust and I just kind of put put my flush flat penis flush against the Pie as if I was talking and then we put real pipe pieces like all around l. later that night literally I was showering and still pulling literally pie pieces out of my fucking like like my anus. I'm not kidding it's fucking gross and he better be a fucking I if this kid is right what the hell that I just do well. Well that's why I was like so like showing my friends the movie I'm like Oh my God please like if I if they didn't laugh then it's just degree my buddy. I'm just a friend that fucked pie. Hi The you know what I mean. It's a movie but it's also probably your most embarrassing personal moment you're sharing with your friends totally any the point. I one time burnt of a picture because it was me with Barbie doll and I was just scared that my friends would see that right. And you just fucking doc in a pot yeah. It was interesting when I did it. There was no embarrassment I was like. I'm going for it you have to. I was twenty so I was nineteen. Nineteen when a auditioned things you were fucking off. Method guys fucking director. Yes guys idea. Okay you didn't know you hired him. Broadway method actor. which do you want me to fuck this? I I fuck the shit out of this pie. Okay yes I got a question for you going through. We're hardcore research here going through your wikipedia page and get to the the bottom of it though boy on that in a minute. There's a part that says controversy and it says to the funniest sentences I've ever read in a row whereas this this Jason Hawes some controversy about comments about flight three seventy Malaysia flight. Three seventy F- and then it says Jason Biggs months later. Jason Biggs caused some controversy about Malaysia. aflaid seventeen out here talking shit about Malaysia Airlines Abby Malaysian Airlines. I don't remember them but that controversial despite a Malaysia Airlines and I've held a grudge. Ever since you know I don't remember I. I mean listen if in the year twenty twenty your wikipedia controversy section. Is that you're doing good. Yeah I was. I got canceled on twitter for a minute. Yeah it was. Yeah man it was. It was so what so what happened was I don't remember the first flu. I mean so the first flight of the crash right and it was geared the missing one which by the way they did they ever find that shit. I think pretty much no no they never found. No I don't even pieces. They determined still missing. It was still missing and then I was in Mexico City promoting the orange is the new black. Actually and I was Innov- I'll never forget where I was and I was in this van with some of the other cast members and we were driving to the next press event in like the premier was that night night and all I think one of us was on twitter. And someone's like Oh my God. Another Malaysian airlines leans plane crashed or something and I was just like what that's insane. Are you serious kind of thing before I did any sort of research search on it works. This letter works or how it used to work for me by the way he's pretty much I use it to promote and I and I read I get my news from it but I don't go there man. Lessons were learned but anyway I just took to twitter and this was at a time when I was felt like I was being provocative doc active. I you know I have a sense of humor. That's could go dark and just kind of whatever and twitter at the time for me was like this opportunity to show this other side of me and have some fun Own and I wasn't working as much so I thought and for the most part at work like I got lots of followers and they like me saying kind of fucked up things and how big Howard Stern Fan so I grew grew up with that kind of provocative kind of thing and I thought I obviously I'm no Howard stern and I learned my lesson but but anyway without thinking and went to twitter and I tweeted tweeted. Does anyone by Malaysian airlines frequent flyer miles that so I thought it was funny. Cut To oh you ready within an hour. TMZ has me on their homepage. And it's because I didn't know this so now they're finding there's footage coming out of the wreckage and all lives were lost all so it's literally ready. TMC's page it was. The photo was the burning wreckage of the crash with my face on the front of big bomb. Literally Jason. The big mocks whatever. Whatever it was then I didn't realize it was actually funny? Send it end dude. Like just boom like that and I was like. Oh my God. What defy and you know and this was at a time too when you know I got defensive about it I which by the way tides man does does not fucking help okay or never ever ever works but just to be fair real quick? Oh yeah don't correct you. We're ahead of your time now. Malaysian Airlines is just a bunch of join the punchline. Anyway thank you I appreciate that. I'M NOT GONNA go there man. I know we don't want Ebony. PTSD here on the whole thing. You know listen. That must be hard though to read. I'm reading twitter. I'm like I have to say something either. I'm either in our amount mount I it took a while to talk all fucking wild man. It was a lesson that took me a few years. I can tell funny guy. And that's what he's missing out on some good shit. Jim Thanks man and I feel like I'm a good guy you know so for to get this like reaction and have death threats people on twitter be like fuck you. I hope you die in your family. You you know it's just like Oh fuck should land and get it plenty of time you're going to. Ah We've said that like we learned that it's one of those things where you say like we work in the world so we know and it's like attorney phone off go to bed and it'll be over in the morning but also when you're in that storm you feel like it'll never you feel even if you know you no it's ending any just your your body feels that. Hey it's fucking crazy crazy well and also like you know. I've I WANNA work. Oh you know what I mean like. That's on Fox. I WANNA work. I WANNA work man. I WANNA work on Fox I want to be employable. You know. And that is defeating and Shit. Now she doesn't. It doesn't bode well now. It's not a good look man and and you know it took me a minute to learn that lesson and that was really I mean it was longtime ago and it was a really and everyone says well. It was a different time in my life and I was a person but it's true man that was before kids that was before my whole fucking perspective. Effective life change much. Because it's it's true it's very new chain around different people go. Will you still some people do use as an excuse. Excuse really were like but this idea. Yeah it's true man and look what I have. I have the day it's like I can't change change. It man can't change. It can be something like I said in this day and age. If that is your controversy even as bad as may have been in the moment we've seen a lot worse out there so it's true. Good Guy Jason Biggs still still an action game outmatched which sounds by the way like like four different shows in one you know like the kids being genius its its own thing. Bang Malcolm in the middle together. Yeah kind of is man. It's kind of a fun play and all that stuff all those kinds of what was the reasoning by putting Atlantic. I'm excited I feel like it doesn't happen. It's funny because we know from Jersey. No no dude Atlantic city so weird the first ever going to a see and by the way that's the only place to go bare exposure right. Is that the place you could bring. I brought thirty rack into that place. You can bring your own. Yeah that's the first time and it was like who I was raining that day. It was just those guys who are rickshaws rickshaws pushing. They're not even rixon pushing a cart and it was just them walking around and Pancho guys. There's forty of you out. There's no no one's doing. I'm if I want one of those rides thirty nine and you can still go home true if someone comes out and actually wants. It's to ride with one of you guys like do you guys like fight over like a pigeon fighting over chrome he's like what happens like you guys have a line Rochambeau twenty seven times. I'll just haggling until someone for free. Listen you want to charge me forty but this guy yeah. It is an interesting But the reason I think you know this is just sort of blue collar working class family. You know which which AC like. I'm always fascinated by these places that have the hotels and have a thing in the business and the money and the and then there's the other then there's the people that live local local. You know that that kind of always fascinates me and so my wife Character Maggie Lawson plays which she works at. I was yeah. He's awesome at these the best so funny so great. She works at the Casino. One Guy Casinos kind of GIG. So they're scenes in the casino and stuff but but also the creator of the show is from Jersey further up northern Jersey. But he just thought it'd be fun to know that we kind of play with the themes and stuff. Yeah yeah it sounds awesome man. Happy doing good and on Fox outmatched thank you so much. Thanks for having me guys what you see and her face. You can't pay. Hey James aw I event take a appear Rainbow Yeah

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