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Tis the Season for Laughs with Bob and Sheri

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Tis the Season for Laughs with Bob and Sheri

"WHO found by? Somebody's gotTa Kim Simone. The show Monday Monday Monday now broadcasting from the Bob and Sheri Studios Shares Gary. I got a story year and I would like your thoughts and feelings on we use okay. A group of psychologists have said that listening learning to too much Christmas music is actually very bad for your mental health. Wise that because it's Maudlin while a couple of reasons for starters listening to Christmas songs Makes it difficult to focus on anything other than Christmas ideas whether that's shopping topping decorating or cookie that makes sense doesn't it so it's really distracting and they've found that and this is now. This is an unfortunate name. Dr Linda Blair over the poor thing. Yeah Dr Linda Blair said they. They've actually studied people people who work in retail this time of the year and they find that they have learned tune out the Christmas music. Otherwise they make mistakes and they can't focus On what they're doing because you know at Christmas music is a novelty. It's not ubiquitous well and it's such a trigger for memory it can good good and distracting good and bad it sends you down the road and they've found also that here in the same songs over and over again on repeat he also can cause your sanity to suffer. I would think if it's tight playlist because they're just picking the very favorite Britt songs and you're a clerk and you're there for maybe ten hours a day Christmas time you're hearing here comes Santa Claus US ten times. I the thing. I'm of two minds on on the most known Christmas Song because like I love all those classic Christmas songs but for people that listen to Christmas music starting the day after Halloween which is true for a lot of our listeners music music you can't just listen to those and so you'll find yourself like I'll be driving down the car listening to Christmas music on the radio and it'll be frosty the snowman in and silver bells and Blue Christmas and then and now this one from Vince Gill and it's a song about Grandma's holiday Garland that I've never heard before right right or it'll it'll be by some artists you don't even know and it's attempting to be upbeat and it'll be it Christmas balls those Christmas balls deck in halls with the Christmas balls and you find yourself just GonNa love this but you're you're sucked in because the hooky thing. Yeah I I cannot be in certain types of Christmas music from my home because that would be wrong but I try as hard as I can to not have modal Christmas music because it can see us bumps. Well listen to this now. This is a challenge. This is a challenge for you while you're shopping gene upbeat Christmas store upbeat Christmas songs. People love them right. Jingle Bell Rock rocking around the Christmas I want for Christmas is view. All I want for Christmas is you. They're not Maudlin. They make you feel good but when stores play. Those people rushed through the shopping experience cases cases. You want people to slow down look at the merchandise. You gotta get the little drummer boy. Or all I want for Christmas silent night slows them down because the beat is slower white. It's not as peppy. The tempo the slower the tempo lower the shop Earnhardt uh-huh stores. WanNa keep you in the store which is why you know there you are. You're in the store or you're looking for something for your grandma airs. The little drummer boy away. Like moving through molasses. What's that really serve model in song which I'll be home for Christmas? The only in my dreams the Christmas Christmas shoes do they do. They really want me going up to the cash register crying shoes. I can't don't even don't even. I can't even think opposites. Well that's interesting and you know it makes percents. Oh now this time of year. Pay attention when you're out in a store. Pay attention to the music. They're playing and see if that what this Study says holds true that you're more likely to hear those Maudlin nostalgic slow holiday classics retail. I like UPTEMPO. Christmas music preferred instrumentals of songs. That I know you know so. It's song that I know an UPTEMPO but I have to really focus on the lyrics because his instrumental bill jazzy adding. That's what I like. That's at Your House but in a store I know they're going to play the instrumental. Low Down Tempo version. Evidently they said they can keep you picking through the merchandise. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri odd cast on the Bob and Sheri Sorry App. Get it now in store or Google play. What is Christmas but an excuse to pull out some of your favorite stuff that you've had forever decorate with it leg lake this break that we absolutely love? Let's dusted off and play right. Todd brought me this thing called confusing claws and he said do not read it ahead. The time just read it on the air. He says it's hysterical. So if it sucks it's this time it's not my fault. How do you like being in that seat? who's who is in the WHO's in the In the target seat now big boy. Hey who brought you the crazy frog yesterday today. Can't be any worse than any of the list that you've come up with lately. We'll see we'll see about that. You sit down in that target seat over there Bob Alright so things you can do. Confused Santa Claus. Are you just going to look at stuff. You'RE GONNA I'M GONNA listen. Another list from Bob is on me it is. I don't pay. Don't roll your eyes. I got enough of that. Scare you while you this. Todd brought this to the table so we have steered him. Kim stared him if it sucks. Okay because I don't know what this is all right Number eighteen eighteen ways to confuse laws. Number one I thought he'd go backwards and then end with number one the best killing the bit. I'm sorry yeah you don't want me to do it now. What are you Santa Claus number one instead of milk and cookies salad in a note explaining you think you could stand to lose a few pounds? That's good oh number two. While he's in the house you'll find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket number three. Leave him a note explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants in confusing clause number four while he's in the house replace all the reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries the number five. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little Red Cape wittily sees the big rig Santa suit once again. Confusing Claus brought to us by number six build. An army of me looking snowman on the roof holding signs that say we hate Christmas. Go Away Santa on selling I'm selling your work can eat his best. She can number seven leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs Claus Call and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on the way home. The number eight throw a surprise party Santa when he comes down. The chimney refused to let him leave until the strippers arrive five. That's that's the one that got this on the air number nine while Santa's in the house Vajna sleigh and sit. It is soon as he comes back and sees you tell him that he shouldn't have missed that. Last payment take off number ten. Leave a plate filled with cookies. He's in a glass of milk out with a note that says for the tooth fairy leave another played out with a half stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says for Santa for Santa Ways to confuse clause. Don't even don't even give me the NFL. You don't feel like you you I am. This is not mine. This is super todd. Did you just end the music because you want to end the bit number eleven. Take everything out of your house. As if it's just been robbed when Santa arrived show up dressed like a policeman and say well they always return to the scene of the crime number twelve. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last minute. Changes and corrections number thirteen while he's in the house cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire number fourteen leave lots of hunting trophies. Guns were Santa. Sure to see them go outside of the L. O.. A deer a deer and he's got a red nose fire a gun number at least give todd the gunfire thing to help. Sweeten it a little bit eighteen. We're up to number fifteen it. It's like you should just shot Santa. That's nice number fifteen. Leave Santa Note explaining that you've moved include. A map with unclear unclear. Hard to redirections to your new house. Sixteen shoot me bumper. Sixteen leave Santa suit with a dry cleaning bill. Not that easy being me. Is it not that easy number. Seventeen paint hoof prints all over your face and clothes while he's in the House go out on the roof when he comes back act like you've been trampled threatened to sue and finally number eighteen dress up like Easter bunny. Wait for Santa. Come and say this neighborhood hooding big enough for the both of us fat man there. It is ladies and gentlemen brought to the table by our producer. Todd as the totally who's laughing now producer Nand lose land was good and lots word that kind of stuff coming up. It's Bob and Sheri. It's the new bobby sharing fun size on the free Bob and Sheri APP. So we're sitting here talking about out. Sarah who was told to just mouth the words at the Christmas pageant and broker heart and she's carried that pain for her whole adult life and Todd said can I talking about the time my mom got liquor up at my kid's Christmas pageant. No not this was the one where Grayson was a shepherd. Yeah this was Grayson was like two to two three years old but everybody decided they were GonNa come to this Christmas pageant so family a whole family so grayson was going to daycare at this church and and so they put him through the whole thing. They said it up and Grayson was going to be one of the Shepherds of course for the Nativity scene and and we were going to have everybody at the House after the Christmas pageant so Jackie they had been cooking all day so she's making up her special pasta sauce. And you know she's putting a little wine in the sauce and she's putting a little wine in her little more wine in her and and maybe a a little too much wine while she was cooking and then we decided to go to the Christmas pageant. So we all load up into the minivan and we pull up and my cousins. Are there my uncles there. There and my Ex in-laws they come to and were all there and Jackie gets out of the van and she's a little tipsy so she's Kinda staggering about now. The next thing we're doing walking into a church actually feel good and So we get we get a good seat. Jackie wants to sit right on the aisle. Because she's got her cameras is GonNa take pictures Grayson because they're going to come down the aisle walk their way up to the St Louis Shepherd and everything so and so here they come and everybody starts walking in and everybody's clapping in the music's plane and all of a sudden Jackie drops everything on the floor and runs a mid way out into the grabs grace in and starts hugging him going. You look so Dora blew you in the middle of the procession. Yeah that didn't happen to the originals. Back then what does that start are being so then we have to have to slip out there trying to cool off of her grandma so he gets up and so and so he gets up there and they start doing the whole presentation and there's a part where everybody starts singing it and you know like you were saying there's boys that just don't WanNa missing and Grayson's Grayson's going along with this and as you know has gotten older you Kinda so he's kind of like looking around and every once in a while the whole mouth the words and my mom starts going like this you can do seeking. The words come see had practiced active. She'd practiced the words odd. Getting the feeling that not so much of the red wine wedding the sauce red wine so we this close tomorrow. This is great but I mean you know you had. We had cell phones back then but we didn't have ones that you could really get good video would have been classic. This would have been one of those you know. Oh Yeah so you know. We've finally get her settled down the play ends and then after we leave you know they of course like most churches after they have like a little will bake area where they have cookies and stuff in the kids are having juice and everybody socializing and at one point. She turns to courtney she says to coordinate from across room in this loud whispering whispering voice I got cookies in my pocket. Kuranda cookies pockets of the whole job. Search party for the ride home. The ride home home is like way but we gotta go right around the corner. I just looked at my dad and my dad's look so we or her into the van. We drive back home. Everybody shows up. Of course my dad walks upstairs and Jackie goes ahead and take a little nap there but that was created so easy. If you're cooking and you're just feeling good about what you're creating involved in and we have all been there and all of a sudden you know I'm really having a good time making this sauce l.. Good Italian sauce with my grandma sauce. It it's an all day event. You Cook it. I could never even begin to judge because I come from a family of women. where if there's cookies or cake or whatever it is they don't take some home in their purse? I don't even know them and I can't judge either because I can't tell you well that many times times but Mary will be work until eight o'clock and I'll say you're cooking. You know what I'm going to cook for you tonight so I got the news on. I got the bottle. I'm just going to have a little bit of wine chopping going away but the bottle stays right next to me she comes. Eight o'clock is a long time for me to wait. No she comes in. How are you? Oh yeah that's a classic know no what there is nothing that should be treasured family. Memory that is the sort of thing that you tell the story you tell forever and all we always bring it up all all the time. It's Bob and Sherri Sherri show back UTAH. The Christmas you know. Bring it back back Bob and Sheri and they are more complete idiots Laurent's in the news okay. Drunk Canadian driver was asked by police or his license and he handed them a hamburger. That's when you know you really loaded when they said. Let me see your license Sir and you give them a hamburger now. They did not ask or his registration so he got to keep his prize. Why he really good? We're all right. Today's more on the day comes through from Alaska. Kyle Stole Tonelli Finale. Johnston were very confused when their doorbell began ringing. One thirty in the morning at their home in Anchorage so they go and they look and there's nobody at the door and they were. They thought this kids playing Ding Dong ditch at one thirty in the morning. No they check their home security footage and they found it was a moose that was coming up and ringing the Doorbell and backing off and then wringing their doorbell and backing off. You're kidding Kyle said this is the nicest Moose. Yeah a bit of comic relief. Israeli nicest friendliest since bowling. That is so great. Well here's something not so great great at twenty-seven-year-old Guy Name Andrew Felix. Who is a porch? Pirate was caught on camera taking several boxes off of people's orchards in Cincinnati last Saturday at least two peoples doorbell cameras got clear. Shots of his face and police arrested him the next day. So what did he end up trading for his freedom well one of the packages he stole had women's clothing. That was the best thing he got. The other box contained a pair of gym shorts. A twenty seven pound bag of dog food food and a half gallon jug used for testing urine. The Urine Jug was part of a testing kit. Somebody offered to see ordered to see if they could donate a kidney to do. Their cousin. Andhra made his first appearance in court on Sunday. It is not clear how much prison time he's going to be doing for dog food and a Gallon Alan you know. He was hoping for like an Amazon Echo. Cashmere sweater sweater like something. Thank you know and yeah and some prison time all right A A man named Lou Beats has had a a bluetooth compass implanted in his chest. He says have developed a new human sense so the Bluetooth compass chip is inside site his chest and it vibrates every time. Mr baboots faces north. He said my body is functioning navigational system. Tara how often are you out there. You know what is he. Lewis Clarkson obits right did you. Did you hear this. Listen to her first circling the drain. All right did you hear about this adorable story nine year. Old Boy Did this the queen of England Queen Elizabeth was visiting a children's charity in London when she met nine year old Nathan grant and his adoptive parents. David and Carrie grant yeah. Well the woman's name to Warrenton little boy became so starstruck standing in front of Queen Elizabeth that he dropped to the ground and crawled the door shouting by while everyone laughed. He couldn't he couldn't take it on. I hope he backed away. Because that's what you're supposed to do and finally morons in the news. I just love this story. We have video of it. And when you text the word Moron we will send this video out to your phone. A family of bears broke into a Toyota. Prius look at eight forty nine candy bars that sixteen year. Old Lily Thurman was selling length for a school fundraiser. She said Lilley was at home when she saw the bear and the three cubs stroll up the driveway. And then she said had they opened the door to the press. I could hear growling and stuff. And they ate all forty-nine candy bars the open the door of the pre and ate all the candy bars and we have the video. It's Today's Moron of the day. We work I think we have time on with. Throw this in. You know how sometimes as we will have a story about people putting some ridiculous stuff on top of pizzas and it sounds disgusting. This may be This may be the best one. It's the latest anyway. The restaurant on in Toronto has just created a pizza that uses bacon and pancakes as a topic. Yep It's a giant slice of pizza and it has politic pancakes on top of it with Bacon and a pat of butter and Syrup on top. No saw no tomato sauce. So it's like you get that a two. Oh that's on top of the pizza with cheese. You get the whole thing boy. I'll tell you what you must have a metabolism that is that of to we know who eats this. The Guy that gave his burger to the cops instead of his license that guy elite drunk so there it is more to the news. We do it every day and listened. Forget those porch. Pirates are out. There you heard about it this morning. Keep your eye on your front door. Hey it's Sherry from the Bobbins Cher show I thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We really really appreciate you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to mention that if you hear political advertising of any kind any campaign any erase any party adjacent to any bob and Sheri Show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising retiring we are not compensated for it in fact we have asked every streaming platform. There is to exclude our programs from all political. Oh messaging why because political messaging makes people furious. And we're trying really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free island so please please know if you hear it. You're hearing it at our protest. We don't want it there. We're trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's get back to the show and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri odd cast on the Bob and Cherry APP store or Google play. This is one of our favorite over at times of the year. And we've always had so much fun with holidays and Christmas. We went up to the attic and found some of our favorite stuff like this so my wife. Mary decided that the tree would go up last night. And the tree is up in the attic and a back. She's headed for years ears along with these big tubs of ornaments. She's very organized with this stuff. So she said I'm going up there and all all hand this stuff down from you going in. And then we grabbed Hampton because He's getting older and she wants to be a part of of doing this so we went up there and she gave me the tree and pulling this bag. It's it's really amazing. A whole trees in there. It's not decorated of course but it's all in there then. She had to go do something she said. Would you bring down some of the other tubs. And there was that moment that moment as I was pulling the top. We're one of those pulled down ladders. Go The hamptons up getting help kid. I hope he can do nothing at this point with this. I still want him to fall down. Brackets rackets ATTLEBORO. So I'm pulling the top down and the TUB is too. It's too fat to pull down. I don't know how we got it up. You know so. It's a year ago. You forget how things actually work. Maybe I should have done it sideways Maybe I should have gotten her to help me but as I got it halfway down it stuck doc it's stuck and I was gone and I'm pulling it and I'm pulling it and then I hit my son and it was at that moment. He he said to myself you got a choice here. First word of Christmas. I work out of your mouth and stifled pulled. It just pushed the tub back. You only stifled at. Because Hampton was there probably and that's okay. Yeah and he was watching me and he. So what are we GONNA do. My said we're going to find a better way to do it son. WE'RE GONNA turn it sideways and see if it comes it can help yes. You can't help but taste fall down and crack open your head slowly pulled it down and you know what it was. It worked and I was proud because I did it the right way very often in my life not done I have not done it the right way. I've done it either way. You can way you know. Yeah and let the word fly way and I was proud of myself that I didn't I didn't do that and then I did another good thing. I had a glass of wine. You know normally I would be sitting my little reading area alone. I went downstairs and I was a part of the tree decoration I. I didn't really do the decorating. Because she likes likes to. But I was right there. I was in. Your president is present. That's right you seem to show up. Yes that's and not complain the plane because they loved women that's right that is really fifty two maybe even seventy five percent of it for women. If you're a Guy Hi if you just show up while she's doing this stuff and don't complain. That goes for shopping. That goes for all this stuff. Even going to her sister's house I will speak from experience now now not in my current life because this is not Kevin but the man complaining about Christmas. While you're decorating sweetie it comes every year this time and we're going to celebrate Christmas right. Did you really think that this year I would turn you go. You know you're right. This is a pain in the ASS. Yeah screw this cans virtues. Did you really think that was going to happen can happen. It's not instead what I'm thinking while you're sitting here complaining the plane and I'm asking the falls on the trees you know what. I'm thinking. Statistically speaking how much longer can live over one now now. I don't want that and then I was faced. You know that I'd I'd furnished our house right so I consider myself to have an eye for what looks good good. And she's picked a place to put the tree that you don't know it's difficult to get around and it's right next to The couch and everything. I don't like it and I heard over in that corner. It would have let you would really look better. And we could move around. She gave be such a look that I said I'm going to go to Porto and pick up the pizza and it's going to stay there and I took her set aside and I said let this be a lesson to you very early wherever the woman wants tree. The tree is going to be if she wants that tree in the bathroom next to the toilet. That's where it's gone it. I've never understood men who he it up. You're not you're cleaning is not GONNA change anything. You're just a big negative sack of misery. Shut up and so what up a big planing negative sack of misery. Who Statistically speaking? How much longer can you live? Stop Ruining Christmas Eh. Stopping Saka misery of big complaining. Negative Saxon is. They're not for Iraq with just just called sack of misery. It's a great rock band. Exactly misery listened honestly listened to some of these IMO records even are on the couch going. Put it up and then we have to take down again. Just GonNa put it up to dig down again shot. Oh shut up. It's up. I have I had one that I would put all the Christmas lights up on the outside of the House and she would have nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with wouldn't joining bring the tubs down all right and then when it got then when it got done and the lights came on and I was like Clark griswold out their kids look Hugo midst over here. They're running. We should have some lights on the bushes. Oh that would irk me. And that's when the holiday drinking began again. One thing about the entire woman you know you're on the Green Mile at all times right so you better get with the mayor of holiday villages plan his people eyeball. You know. There's the door out. There's the sack. The big sack of crisp was emitting completely negative. Sack miserable and stuff. If you weren't here on the show the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri App get it now in itunes store or Google play. What is Christmas but an excuse to pull out some of your favorite stuff that you've had forever decorate with it like this break that we absolutely love it started off and play and this is the time of the year that I always reflect back on one of my favorite parables of the holiday season and that was the year that this is like a a beautiful holiday? parable of of love and expectation the year that Todd's dad her wanted to give todd's mom late. Great Jackie the gift of something special at Christmas and of course he boehner big time. Typing was heard you telling me we tell every year but this is this is such a great. My mom was like she was like Christmas. She she looked like an dementia tolls now but she would go full throttle from. Thanks giving to Christmas to make sure everybody had the Mary's Christmas and so he's Nice. Run in nonstop. My Dad decided one year because she was so oh art control making sure that everybody got the presence in the cookies were baked in the schedules were all time that he would put the tree up. He took the day off at. He would put the the tree up and decorated so she could come home to this beautiful Christmas tree Well he did that in. The tree went up and all these family ornaments Ever I mean things that I had made ornaments that she got when they first got married you put him on the tree and the tree looked beautiful. There was one thing missing. We lived in the desert and there was no snow this time of year in one attack you to have a white Christmas because he loved his little Elf the hotheaded little cream. I know this now. I love the Elf Duffin locking and so he went and bought cans of artificial snow. Yeah and he flocked the tree from the top star all the way down down to the little last piece of Tinsel on the bottom of the tree after it was decorated. Unfortunately you can't flock the tree decorated. What has been flocked cannot become no? That's definitely true. You can't unlock a tree well. Unfortunately he had flocked himself he had to deal with Jackie Horea Maria presence in hand and she snapped of she had pat and she just through every locking word that she could throw out at him and anybody that was in her direction which happened to be. The three kids was what was her comments. Just just that. No I don't mean the swearing achie- called him a dumb. He was a dump flock. Did he a motherfucker. Did he ruined some of the he hid ruined Christmas like he had ruined some of these ornaments and a lot of them were like made of fabric and stuff. Yeah as she went to the kitchen and retrieve the SPATULA. She removed the four of us from the house and locked every door in the house. She told the kids to get the flock outside. While she unplugged the trees bachelor. Well get a Fang while she was swinging at I and she sat there on her couch and she cleaned every ornament by hand. Because she had just have you ever tried to get flocking off of something. No I've never had had any flocking in the house. Don't I know that there's been no fat and we. We stood at the window and we watched her for hours just cleaning ornament that she save a lot of them. Oh she well shot. What was I mean? It was the dead. Yes what you would know that. You're coating something with that stuck onto her because her that's not. That's a mistake that somebody I love. You know what loved us. It clouds your judge right and he saw that the tree needed just one more thing to make this Christmas Christmas perfect. which but as you were saying he he went to the tree with the flocking thing? I thought to myself that's going to ruin the ornaments. I can't believe that he didn't realize that he loved Jackie and that made him confuse the good at the time. You start flocking. I bet it it feels so good to really. Just it's hard. Yeah nobody ever wants to stop start so through the rest of the holiday. We've pretty much covered in this part of it. I thanks Oh yeah through the rest of the holiday season herm was flocked. It's Bob and Sheri stuff you won't hear on the show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. It's an annual tradition on the Bob and Sheri show the People's movie critic takes a look at what's out there in the world of movies on demand and videos. You can rant right and he finds the best choices for you to watch when you're housebound with the relatives over the holidays. Good Morning Lamar you know. We are quickly approaching at time a year because of the holidays we spend more family time together than normal and so Christmas wise up being a bunch of people some of which we we may not actually like crammed into a limited amount of space during the most stressful time of the year. I mean think about it Christmas shopping visiting family Eh and increase suicide rates. A coincidence I think not okay now with that in mind. I've come up with a list of Christmas movies. It's you can use for a diversion Asian to keep the bickering to a minimum. And I've grouped the movies to fit the characteristics of individual family members now for that overbearing father in law. Why don't you sit? Sit Him down in front of National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. Okay now yeah yeah sure your disappointment and it cost a reminder that his daughter married beneath herself and the only only possible way you could ever please. This man is to produce beautiful grandchildren and then dive very young and be heavily insured true through Clark Griswald in this movie will remind him that it could be worse now. Everybody's got that deadbeat brother-in-law that owes you money for that. I suggest it's a wonderful life. Here's a movie where the bad guy is the horrible banker whose biggest crime is a fact that he actually wants to be paid the money that he's owed you're dead. brother-in-law can take comfort in the fact that he's doing you a favor by not paying you back because he's giving you a chance to be the better purse. I'll it's brilliant. Brilliant my friend now I would group together the geeky cousin that no it all awful and the grandparent with dementia all in the same room and let them watch that. Oh sci-fi classic. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. This will offer your uncle a chance to share his theory that the Martian problem is directly linked to obamacare secretly designed by George Bush and is subsidized by the aluminum. Manati and I know that Guy Baby. I know that guy and I know the radio station. He calls and your cousin can demonstrate his trivia knowledge with a little known fact that this was pays the Dora's acting debut and you confuse grandparent. He will care here one way or the other but at least he won't be wondering the neighborhood holding up lunch okay. So you know you got that sister with those kids you take your sister's Bratty kids that you just don't know how to behave and you put them in a very very dark room and let them watch gremlins and a nightmare before Christmas. Yeah it'll scare them. They won't be able to go to sleep on Christmas Eve but hey that's her problem. Not Yours Kyrie. Sister had used a little discipline over the years. This wouldn't be a problem to start with. AH THAT DRUNK COUSIN YOU put the drunk cousin in a room and let him watch the first die hard. That'll be good for at least a twelve. Pack the downside. Is you spend the rest of the afternoon drunk running around yelling. Yippee Cayenne mother. Right right everybody's got got that old maid aunt who's never been married. She hates kids. She humorless as she so prim and proper that it makes you teeth hurt. There's only one thing you can do with with her. You put her in a room by herself. Make her watch billy Bob Thornton in bad Santa. Now she'll leave halfway through you'll probably never see her again but don't sweat read it. She wasn't going to leave. You know money anyway so there you go once you get rid of all the people and you and you gather your spouse and kids together you you pop some popcorn. You Watch a Christmas story and Ale for all the laughs. Then you sit down and watch a Charlie Brown Christmas and then you'll be reminded what what Christmas is all about. When Linus reads luke two eight to fourteen? It'll be a wonderful Christmas for everybody. God bless you all merry Christmas from the People's movie critic well World John Are. We're in a post this up online bob and Sheri Dot Com shared over to facebook. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri App get it now in Itin store or Google play. We went up to the Christmas attic where we keep all of our decorations ornaments and all of our favorite Bob and Sheri Christmas vintage stuff. And we've found this call that we absolutely love. Let's listen Scott. Yeah do we get that right. Yeah my name is Scott apart. Okay Oh the part where you're married to your ex wife's sister. Yeah congratulations. You're newly. WED right two weeks yes I was twenty six years old and I got married in After we got married she told me I couldn't go to my. My friends are nothing no more so we separated after two weeks and then a separate with her sister and and then I love with Mary. We dated and then actually split up man. Her Mom got together. You're making all all of this. Are Making this up sal. I'm serious and then on Thanksgiving Day. This is like two years later. We all got together as a family family and We married her mom either but we was just dating each other. It was Kinda awkward at Thanksgiving. Are you an aerosmith. Smith takes us at this time now. I'm buying him. This is Mr Literal. His name is Scott Cute literal. We're not an aerosmith. You're in Texas. Okay Gotcha oh wait a minute. Hang on Scott. Don't hang. Hey Scott the only stuff was the the Turkey. My friends sure you're officially A fifteen year old boy go to Max is not buying your story Scott he he just. He's shaking his head. I think he's a little more sure about when you got some detail going there. But he wasn't buying it a lot of people say well you know it's the truth is he's married the woman you left her. After two weeks she got with her sister. You broke up you got with the mother and now we're at Thanksgiving dinner. How did we get back to the sister sister married I can get back with the other sister sister now who you would know the FAA I'm remarried now. I live in North Dakota now we have a kid together. I'm thirty nine years old. Now I see I see we'll you get around Did these people live next door. And you didn't have a driver's licenses that what the story was no. I lived in a trailer park. In Texas the oldest sister was married to first-strike I write for two weeks topless dancer in the topless dancer but the youngest sister weather right I guess what Scott What Max is asking asking Scott is How come you did all your data in the same trailer It just seemed like the thing to do at the time. Okay Fair enough all right. You know you're young and you do you crazy stuff you're young. How old was the Momma? But she was forty two at the time and I was twenty seven or twenty eight as you said. I love that I do too. How long did that last hour together for about a year or so? I'm I'm reading GonNa say something else. Yeah up four minutes Bob look very little so was she living in the trailer Taylor with her daughters or anything. No no no God for that. Wow why are you are you. Would you is a fair to say that you're a man who's really blessed to live in the moment. Yeah I would say back. Then when you're that age you know you think that's another and you with your voice you so oh missed the call for King of the hill. You could've made thousands with King of millions with King of the hill. Scott people tell me I could read a book all my life history the next to the fence with the other guys. I'm Scott I have to ask the guy question here ready. Okay okay. So two sisters and the mom who you like best little sister the middle you know why because I'm a middle sister and Scott. We try harder we just doing. So sky gives got Scott. What do you do for a living these days? I'm a welder Central pump and the North Dakota. Now let's give machine pompa shoutout happy holiday appropriate. Yeah I could the jingles all right Scott. Yeah so so. What are you getting a little woman for Christmas this year? I'm outer Adana. I'm a necklace me. She's not listening. I hope she's not listening. Scotch still sleeps. He goes to work later on go to she do. She works for a daycare. How many guys named Scott working that place with a wife who works at a dare daycare? Could they be got to be a half a dozen eight jeff taxes. Well does your current life know that you were that you did all this. Yes yes I told her history. Okay but you put that behind you right. You're good family man now Raleigh. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Uh Scott Your current wife doesn't have any sisters no and the mother lives a fireplace away. I think it's a scots grown up. He disclosed everything to his wife. He's he's got he's probably the most solid faithful guy ever. He just had a wild time of it. Yeah you don't get out. You have a wild time when you're younger and you hardy and everything else right. Well you're Weldon now so keep your mind on the welding. Alright Alright Alright holidays guy. So holidays give Scott Jingle stick. I know he's had his share. Bobby was let Scott over there bobby. I'm telling you he's right up against the fence. Boom hours cousin came to Scotland Pair Smith. No daddy he's in Texas. You don't want you to end up like that bobby. Oh man well. I think it's going to be a good holiday season for everybody. It's Bob and Sheri very well here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. We went up to the Christmas attic where we keep all of our decorations ornaments and all of our favorite Bob and Sheri Christmas vintage stuff and we found this call that we absolutely love. Let's listen now. We want you to have a joyous Roya Christmas in one that's filled with. Mary meant but we cannot get drunk on Christmas Eve. It's just it's not a good idea. Joanie is with us one of our listeners. Right now This story but understand your father got drunk on Christmas. That's not good Johnny. Not Just my dad's There's nine mother other has nine siblings and all the men her brothers and brother-in-law Al last my grandmother's house after we done our Christmas there. And and ironically way I live behind the VFW. When I was growing up They all go to the VFW club and when we get home two hours later. I'll not of my uncles and my dad are. They are drug sampling falling. If it was kind of funny now looking back on it so funny that night were they all veterans veterans. There was no veterans. There they would hang out at the vfw they just went to the bar. Okay and we also house I live right behind. You said which was at least. They weren't driving home. So what was that like having ten drunken men stumbling around around the holiday celebration. I was really probably about a small and really didn't care until my mom lives in all of them but they had every single year that was under the tree. You know this is. This would be the one reality show that I actually would stay with nine. Nine drunken on Women they opened all of the every single get. They said that when they got home home it was like that and Santa didn't wrapping the presents. 'cause he was running light. I remember that so then -rupt even the kids gifts. Yeah Yeah Oh shameful. Nine man. I met all our presents I was probably never a do you still live behind the VFW. Look I moved to why you would because real estate's always about location location okay true. Is Lamar still whether you guys right here. Yeah go ahead. Let's say something. Thank Fox. I Lamar I'm from Georgia outside. God bless you that makes two. I love what part of Georgia. What part of Georgia from south Georgia I was up in the northeast part? Well twenty up there but in south Georgia North Florida. South Georgia is a header kit better than northern Florida. How do you feel about South Georgia as opposed North Georgia? Where Lamar hails from love? North Georgia around hailing. Ah Everybody in South Georgia right movie. I've been to hell is your delay. He who search it's a little touch of Sweden endorsed Germany. Krause across yet. They're hailing off cyber either are I wanted to tell them. Ever since I've been listening to you guys he tells the story about Your family would recommend making to the garden and he said is of the day of all. I'm not hiding. It sucks so every every kid in Georgia had to get up and go to the garden. It's terribly takes takes o'clock in the morning and then we had to shell peas and peanuts off the vines. I'm going some are sucks. Rather be gold. The People in northern Florida right now are saying boy. I'm glad I'm living where I'm living out drinking orange juice. We'll listen johnny. You have a great. Christmas is okay. I have where I'll say. Joanie all Iran often the flip. Ah Don't did is the on just last year old. This and and you can see you came off the Berlin Christmas. Go ahead trump. I Don Tom. I wouldn't be a song about. It wasn't the good reconcile. It is good drinking song. I got that big to full yelling kind of you. These come home for Christmas with sad the Crown Syrup. Oh uh-huh doc hello. I don't in some trucker just tuned in thought to himself. These Christmas music radio stations are scraping the the dry stuff. You won't hear on the show the BOB and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Sheri. We went up to the Christmas attic where we keep all of our decorations and ornaments and all of our favorite Bob and Sheri Christmas vintage stuff and we found this call that we absolutely love. Let's listen Cam. You got robbed at Christmas. Time the liquor store have what happened I am I always tipple a little through the holiday ate dinner. And it's possible. I think maybe my family is worse Than Yours Sherry fool Anyway I was sneaking out to the ABC store on Christmas Eve and always do this and try not to let my family because they would absolutely go berserk art so your family does not partake not not during Christmas being. So you're saying you're sneaking out from the family lead to buy liquor and and you were going to go to your room and take a little sip every now and then I thought okay I am though into the ABC store. I get my liquor and come out and I just have my wallet and the Vodka my hands and I'm getting far. Here's someone running behind and I turn around in the Senate as there's the guy standing there with a knife and he says. Give me your your wallet. All the wallet into the Passenger Underside. Four four. He snatches my a bottle of liquor out of my hand and he says to me again. Gives me your wallet about this point on absolutely terrified. I have nothing to defend myself in. The parking lot is empty and of course I was the last customer in the store that evening. So they're actually shutting down. I live in a very small town by the way to so down and I'll actually lean over to get my wallet to give it to the Guy I'm GonNa fear for my life. It's been ages. Says screw it and he takes fronting just one of the most. That's like a cone brothers others movie. That's probably terrified. In retrospect I know what you were terrified of your terrified of going back to the House and saying I was just robbed the liquor store. That's the bad everyone found out because I called the cops. Oh Ho At the time that it was happening and and probably is the reason that he ran away. As I hit he panic button on my remote and one of the employees from ABC store. It was coming out and wait. Call the cops and and how does our report and everyone in. The family found out that I was that baby store so for years. Now you're going to be an Kim. Who was robbed at the liquor or store on Christmas Eve I? What were you more bothered by Kim? The prospect of your family finding out your robbed at the liquor store or having go back without that vodka and spend the rest of the day with these people sober or your family knowing having to be servers the rest of the I guess that you you said they were worse than my family so I guess. How would you like to be Kim? Though as she said SIP. Little tipple little tipple and one of the kids walks in and him hitting the spot rate market. That's up Way Worse it could have been worse. It could have been so much worse. Kim that liquor store could have been closed when you got there all put Sherri uh-huh Stuff you will here on this. Show the BOB and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. We went up to the Christmas attic where we keep all of our decorations and ornaments and all of our favorite Bob and Sheri a Christmas vintage stuff and we found this call that we absolutely love. Let's listen and his family did not paint their trailer. The weather's naturally the fireplace. No over here going all Thurston. How the third online? Let's your story welcome to the show. Hey how are you in the trailer Park Community for Christmas. sewer and my brothers and sisters with her dad and I lived with my mom in the trailer and and they would come over on Christmas Eve and we were decorate a Christmas tree while my mother would go out every Christmas Eve and steal the Christmas tree from the Christmas Tree Lot after Clark Art and she would do you has been handed down by no no it. Hasn't I buy my own Christmas tree but go out and buy it or steal it and then my brother would think that the tree was ugly and he would go out and kill another one so every year your family would steal not one but two Christmas trees well. It's hard to pick out the perfect tree when you're running in the cloak of darkness dragging it back. Yeah you don't get the stand up with toilet around to see if it's got any bad spots on now. I mentioned last year that there is a real technique to stealing a Christmas Day. We're not encouraging this at all. Please please folks don't do this but we're just talking about things in our past my My first wife mother and she just died this year. She's a wonderful woman big. Nancy When we were first married? We're living in this little little tiny apartment in Providence Rhode Island and she pulls up for big old Buick Riviera and she sees that we don't have enough money and working in a factory for minimum wage. Okay trying to get a college. She sees that. There's no tree. She got that Buick Riviera drove down the street to one of the lots that was run by the Catholic Catholic Church pulled up pop. The truck just walked right over. She's about four feet. Eleven took a look around. Pick one up and just walked off shoved it in the back and drove it home. If you look like you know what you're what you're doing and this is what should be done authority conflict. That's exactly right so I know where you're coming from there. I just love that your brother would. That was the tradition. He would dish your mom stolen tree. Then he'd go get one heywood he from the same lot. Yeah the same lot. No I don't think so. Oh and you know. I asked her like last year. How many did you actually feel? 'cause I'm thinking. I hallucinated it. Onto said Oh knicks but was suit. My sister would bring her boyfriend over the very first time to meet my mom at Christmas. And she's like. Hey Mom. This is my boyfriend Mike and the first thing I thought of my on on his mouth. Don't bother taking off your coat. You're going to get me cigarettes. So wow making him feel like he's part of the family. You WanNa make a good a good friend. You ask him to do you a small. He was being tested was he. was He worth hanging around her daughter and did was Mike Required. The pay for the cigarettes or demaim slipped him some cash. No I think that they bought them. I'm sure she's speaking to stabilize. I sharing you guys. Did a story like last year and about crazy people in the sector India centric people and there was a lady lady that lived in a trailer park and she owned the trailer park in would go in and take ads and trailers remember her. Yeah Yeah her name Gyula. MOM's name all get out of here. Hook here Alanna when you heard that does your blood. Just turn to ice the money because we're sitting there eating breakfast. I and my husband and I looked at each other almost lost it. No no funny kid or great so when you look back on those excellent memories Are you glad that that was your childhood because it was so colorful and interesting resting. Well I think it's kind of made me the person I am today. You and Lamar have another thing in common. Those wonderful Christmas smells in those in those those trailers. Yeah I'm talking about Cigarette Baco. I'm but you've never had you not had your parents. You might have grown up to be a Christmas mystery thief but you have not gone that way have you know what did you grow up to be become a Lotta actually joined the military area age eighteen and that's a whole nother story to for a totally different way from my mother but in the military and it was in the marines for four years. And right now I own a bakery couldn't get out of there quick enough. Could you remember Ron's team. Well we're going to send you some sexy ACSI socks. How would you like what's your? What's your specialty? This time of the year at the bakery we make about twenty seven different flavors of SCO love spoons and actually I thought you guys basket about four months ago so I don't know if you guys ever got it. Was You know the name of your bakery. Let's give you a plug to UW on earth bakery. And it's downtime bill to on Earth Bakery. Remember when you buy a scone from Alana. You're you're saving a Christmas tree lot from shoplifting. That's how you have to think of a we're going to give you some sexy socks exelon a- all right one more open line now one eight. Vob S. H. E. R.. I this is so great. These these redneck Christmas memories. And you know this. A little bit of redneck almost everyone. I can't say that I'm a redneck because I did. I tried to pass that off. Wonsan these people just beat me beat me feet. Nobody bought that Stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri podcast asked on the Bob and Cherry. What is Christmas but an excuse to pull out some of your favorite stuff that you've had forever decorate with it like this break that that we absolutely love? Let's dust off play and Hungwe. Welcome back thanks for hanging. Hung Ours. Santa Claus in the first grade and the only reason reason why I got that part was back then I was so overweight. I was only kidding but Santa Claus is kind of the star. Isn't any of the play casting CAC a cruel. Yeah had A. Yeah I had a well. lavelle is my qualification to get that. Did you feel about getting. Oh I mean did did someone thoughtlessly say since you're chunky hung. You're going to be Santo or did you just know it doc. I'm Hong the man with all the toys. Everyone knows instead. Part of playing that role would be an would involve a huge. I mean uh-huh Maybe the possessor of that so tell me did a teacher or somebody another adult or another kid say to you without realizing what they were saying that you're saying because is your overweight first grade teacher that asked me. I want it to where your parents were your parents in the audience where they kind of proud or what actually. They couldn't the ten because they were too busy work. And your mom and dad couldn't come saw Santa that makes me so sad or they thought that Do you know what we have here. Bob And unsung home. A sad sack is at work. We're going to have the best sense of you all morning because you amuse us. So how did you put it to you. Made you know that it was because you were Chubby kids like well. I mean I'm twenty eight now but I remember Remember right she said you're the only one that can fit the part. Do you want it. I mean she I mean she put it outright just like like that anybody WanNa refer to a Chubby so hung on but you are the star. I don't know what the play was but I'm guessing that Santa Claus was the star of it. Did you have to Ho Ho. Ho Actually I think my only lines in the thing where I know when you are sleeping and I know if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake this tell us about the That was the young hog. Tell us about what you're doing now doing college right now. And what are you studying again. Well get my associates in February in business or Business Administration. Go for my bachelor's I haven't decided on and do you work. In addition to going to school work at a mind facility type. uh-huh manufacturing kind of thing proud of it but it's a job. I worked in a plastics factory for minimum wage. What do you make at your sick? You're studying business part time and then you're working so what what is it. That your company makes They make Mil- milk. Listen and milk is a huge major thing to critical part of my diet anyway. Home we need you. What is your process? What is your exact position? The milk process well. I don't tell Donkey Kong place basically store milk after it gets bottled after it comes out very good. How could you be embarrassed about that? How could should be embarrassed about being part of the chain that brings a critical nutrient to the American table right? Don't you dare think about being embarrassed. One of these days you're gonNA finish education and you're going can run that dairy and so. I think you should get the bachelor's by the way. Yeah that's I think that when you do hung you're going to the NBA when you go all the way and you have your own business. It's not the worst thing to have like a big sign out front that says hung cows right so get that diploma. You'd want to put it on the wall you'll hang at once you hung. Someone needs to stop us and so that Merry Christmas on you call back anytime. You're terrific. Go get that bachelor's Instagram and don't let anybody tell you okay. Hey it's Sherry from the Bob and Sheri Show I thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We really appreciate you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to mention that if you hear political advertising of any kind any campaign any race any party adjacent to any Bob Bobbin Sherry's show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising. We're not compensated for it. In fact we have asked every streaming platform. There is to exclude our programs from all political messing. Why because political messaging makes makes people furious? And we're trying really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free island so please know if you hear it. You're hearing it at our protest protest. We don't want it there. We're trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's get back to the show. Hi This is master. Sergeant has from airbase to one here in Asia and Africa. Saying Hi to my family back in the States Ashley. Abby my wife Trish I'm mom and dad and Jim and sale well and John and the kids help. y'All doing well can't wait to see a sound. It's been cherry. I'll tell you what I think. He's enjoying being away. Max Act Save soldier be safe. Max Did some research for us and he was on rotten tomatoes and he came up with the worst Christmas movies of all time based on rotten tomatoes score. Oh good these are actually worth watching. Because they're so bad. Okay I'm going to work from the least awful to the very worst Christmas okay and to give you an idea of what's to come. The worst Christmas movie of all time has zero score on rotten tomatoes so this is a compilation of course of bad reviews. Yeah this is the worst. One doesn't have a single good review. Okay okay so at the top of the list is the movie unaccompanied minors and it came out in two thousand six. And here's the plot. The airport is snowed in and it's filled with unintended children. Desperately trying to fly home for the holidays and the movie shows the kids getting into all kinds of shenanigans. Well I think it's actually kind of said these are the unaccompanied small children of divorced. Is parents straight it in an airport over Christmas with nowhere to sleep and no one delivered if there were just too. You know you could kind of see it but there are a lot of them. Evidently yeah one of the critics who reviewed it said quote the low standard of filmmaking. Here really defies belief that it's almost worth seeing four christmases starring Vince. Vaughn and reese witherspoon is up next Teeth I remember that. Twenty five percent rotten tomatoes tomatoes score and they play a couple whose planned to avoid the holidays with their families ruined when their flight gets canceled. I saw that movie. Critics called it charmless and cheerless cheerless. There was nothing I didn't left once. You're in Good Company nineteen ninety-eight Jonathan Taylor Thomas masterpiece. I'll be home for Christmas. Washington Post said too sophisticated for thumb suckers. Too stupid for anyone. That's I'll be home for Christmas the song didn't we. Didn't we agree that that's the saddest. Christmas own makes the less the second time year. Red Clause Two thousand seven twenty one percent. Who is that? That's Santa's brother underachieving brother of Santa Claus by Paul G. Medi The New York Post said you you will find more plot in your average GEICO commercial. Then you will Fred Claus. Camonte played the Santa Place in. That's terrible cast. That's a bit of a stretch to. He's not Tolan Fred Claus nineteen ninety gates. Jack Frost starring Michael. This I saw this. I saw this Michael. Keaton plays an absent father who gets turned into a snowman. Dan and because he's a snowman. He's finally able to bond with his son. But Roger Ebert said Michael Keaton Snowman Snowman is the most repulsive creature in the history of special effects was so great. That's one of the saddest whole concepts to the snowman that melts. No you see leftovers pipe. And His Co. allies and this is this is think about it. You're already absent from your kid's life and then you become a snowman and you're going to well you're going to in two thousand thirteen tyler. Perry's madeup Christmas with an eighteen percent score Uh Variety Variety said this is an exceptionally poor piece of holiday cash in product. Just off. There's an awful lot out of that. Isn't there where they just throw up a holiday theme. The name of the movie is holiday based they gotta get out of the House. Yeah Arnold Swertz and egger makes the list for nineteen ninety. Seven's jingle all the way so. Let me remind you of this. Classic Nineteen ninety-seven Arnold Schwarzenegger replays of forgetful father. And his Co star is Sinbad and they dash around on Christmas Eve trying to buy a sold-out toy for their sons critics said. This movie is relentlessly materialistic awful. That's the plot. That's the plot. They each. They're both to forgetful. Dad's did you watch tied. I jingle although I just don't see the two of them teaming up they weren't teaming up they were against each other. What it was was they were trying to get it was like some sort of like Gi Joe with the Kung Fu through grit dollar? Whatever it wasn't yeah and they were trying to get it and they were running from store to store? That is a red ware. plotline Sinbad was like he was like a US postal worker worker. And so there was always that you know Schwarzenegger become running around the corner. Also need him with a board or something and get out. So it's good to be governor. Paid to snowed in. You don't have much on what's next the perfect holiday which came out in two thousand thousand seven Gabrielle Union Morris Chestnut meet as a single mom and a mall. Santa Love Interest and Richard Roeper. You said this quote. I'd Rather Watch ninety minutes of a flickering you'll love video through this ever again and by the way the Yule logs are on my TV. They're they're on my System there are two of them. You can choose from this year the traditional and the modern. We're going to pause here and come back with the top six worst Christmas movies all time and I have to tell you a lot of these or already running on like ABC families. Is that right right straight ahead. It's Bobbin Sherry. Listen the new Bob and Sheri. Twenty four seven Bob and Sheri Dot Com art. So we're back with the worst Christmas movies of all time. According to their rotten tomatoes score we have the top six here and this next one. I've seen and I know todd seen scene and I've probably seen it twice. The Santa Clause three the escape clause two thousand six zero. Yes Tim Allen played. Santa The smartest shore replayed Jack Frost. Have you noticed that almost all of these movies have been recently made. Yeah there's nothing that's out of the nineteen fifties or sixties or seventies. They're all recent. I will tell you that the oldest movie on this list was like nineteen ninety. Six something Here's what Roger Moore said of the Santa Clause Three the escape clause movie is icy as Jack's hair and his lifeless as its animatronic flatulent reindeer keep theater theater now. We reach the top five worst Christmas movies. Ever from Nineteen ninety-four trapped in paradise with ten percent score it features Dana Carvey Nicholas Cage and Jon Lovitz and I bet you don't remember this movie. I know they play brothers so desperate for money that they rob a bank and the New York Times critic said this comedy barely elicits a chuckle. It's so unfunny. What's the name of it again trapped in paradise and it's A? It's a Christmas movie. I don't remember the time they were all still pretty big stars really. Yep I guess it's a Christmas mimics the need money to buy gifts so they have to rob a bank. Tell you about how we've commercialized Christmas. That now people go surviving Christmas. Two thousand four is in the the fourth position. Ben Affleck James Gandolfini Christina applegate. Those are the people who are giving cars. They they've just robbed a bank. This on how to seven percent score and Ben Affleck plays a wealthy loner. Who pays the I remember this movie? Who pays the family living in his childhood home to pretend ended their his relatives for Christmas? Oh Yeah I was so surprised that he took that role he was going through. Some stuff was that that period staff enough to thank God. He's not now level. Two thousand six with a six percent score. Danny Devito Matthew Broderick starring in deck the halls. I remember that who can be the most Christmas obsessed man on the block right. They compete right. Yeah they can win with lights on their houses. Yeah yeah real real view said this quote. I love the Christmas season but there are times when I wish it would go away. If only to save audiences horrific experiences is like this. It was an awful movie I saw a part of it on. TV once are here. We are at the top two from two thousand and four with a five percent score. It is Christmas with the cranks. Oh yes curtis and Tim Allen Helen. That's right they decide to skip Christmas and Washington Post critic. Michael O'Sullivan said at this movie stinks like the unrefrigerated Hammett studio sent me as a promotion months ago and finally the worst Christmas movie of all time from two thousand fourteen with a zero percent score is Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas and the move follows Kirk. Is He helps us. brother-in-law Christian take-back kickback Christmas as a religious tradition. The Chicago sun-times said this is one of the least artful holiday films even made even the most about born again. Christians will find this. It's too hard to stomach theatric. Release it was. It wasn't a matrix seen it so I don't know but zero remember. Remember there was some controversy about about the film. I think that because there was so awful because it was awful so there they are well you know I have to know that the Santa clause three made that list like that one But the Santa clause with Tim Allen. I love that movie was that on. There was that one of the Santa clause three was. Yeah Well No. They went to the wealthy couple of times many until we watched Elf with Will Ferrell. It's just life is just not Chris and I know you never seen you don't like it and you've never seen no well too but Christmas movies as genre in their Maudlin wintery melancholy. Which is why you should watch some of those? Because apparently they're just so awful love Christmas moved. It is the gory. Though I agree love. Actually I will watch. Minute has so many levels and layers of story and it doesn't doesn't beat the sentimentality to Dow doesn't it's not go. It's it's if anything. It's a little too realistic in certain while the marriage we haven't seen a lot of actual actual Allen Richtman stuff you will hear on the show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri ask they are so. I'm still read this month's COSMO and in in the man throw policy section accent which what man throw apology. What is that it's your guy do your manned man throw policy? How come we never? We never in Cosmo like they have like what to do with butter. You've never done before. We never talk about that. Well because I can't get like there's there's one thing here COSMO's sex the halls tips and I can't really even get three sentences that one sweet and then there's there's another one like The ultimate gift for him. Let's just say it doesn't cost money in their seven steps involved. I can't really go there all right. Well let's go. What's it's this man through apology And y'all are men so this'll be fun. I love when she points that I know thank you for that affirmation. These are gifts. It's that you think your man wants but he really doesn't want these things. Okay I think you guys will like this ready now. I agree with this. 'cause this is number five five. It's they're five and I'm going to go five to one because this is cosmo number five. I'm going to have to get Kinda euphemistic up in all right He really doesn't want you to do something to him. Under the dinner table at a restaurant or a family gathering that you think he might one. Yeah that's true because it it would be humiliated and instead you would. You should give him that sort of thing. When you tour alone you mean at the at the what like at a restaurant or a family dinner? you give him some shade while Who Share Shea Shea saying well? That is the nuttiest thing with Maala. Mantra apology so far number four. He doesn't doesn't want you. To give him any decorative weaponry he doesn't WANNA spear a sword nunchucks anything like that. However he might like arap -LICA- Mohammed? Ali Boxing Glove. especially if it was signed would you guys agree with that like a sword or not a collector star. No no I'm not a collector collector of sports memorabilia. But Yeah I'd rather have that than anything you've described so you guys are so far Your inner cosmo. Girls are shown. Say they're all in agreeance here. We go the third thing that you think your man wants but he does not want is a pet. Oh that's a very bad idea to give her. Yes yeah very very. Let's say he doesn't. It's not like taking a piece of clothing back to the store. It's a living breathing thing. Yeah Yeah Fun for the Cosmos Anthropology says fun for the moment carpet Puke for a lifetime. Don't get him a pet. I mean he might say God. I really wish I had a dog like when I was a boy and in a light bulb goes off and then she goes out and all of a sudden. There's a Saint Bernard I don't see that The number two wheel to more gifts. You you should never have a dog or a cat unless you really are committed to having. It's like children. It is yeah except they never. They don't go to school your home all the time in your jobs. They don't ever leave. They don't even go to camp all right number two. Do you think that it would be a good idea to ask his mom what you should get him but do not do that. He doesn't want what his mom thinks he wants. He wants what is best friend. Thinks he wants. Yeah that's a good point because his mom yes she knows them really well. But she's a mom and she's going to err on the side of things even my best friends I don't know if they could pygmy because I am kind of and don't use it against me all right. I'm I'm I was going to say quirky. What were you gonNA say centric? No I was going to say I'm I'm very particular about Ping o'clock no I wouldn't say particular you load up four four shots just keep firing a particular. Yeah what was the other one picky quirky eccentric once you throw in peculiar. You're while you're at it peculiar strong I do thank you. Hey Win for me I take it I am taking it every day. WHOA back to throw -nology the number one gift that you think anchorman once? But he doesn't want. I bet you disagree with this. This is the one I think. I WANNA guests on this SMO- partways number-one gift that you think I want but I don't really want I think you're going to disagree with Gosh. Do something for my house. Now that's a good guest though a trip a surprise trip trip that I have to take right away. Where ticket in the her yeah? She's made all the plants. Whatever I told you you would disagree? I think you would be we. Are I think you would like Cosmo says no that. You shouldn't do that to guy 'cause it's too. Many logistics involve getting up all gates. And you can't change the plans. Once the plans are made you gotta go with what she I would totally go with that. She's made plans before the problem. I'm going to go alone Mary I will be joining alone the center. I'll be sending you cards. And an occasional call shares banned from the holiday family gathering the MIC on the bomb in Syria or call one eight op sharing many arguments that go on on the Bob and Sheri show show between the people who are involved. We've got like overall. I guess around six people sent and a couple of people who do backup for us and on that very few arguments arguments but every once in a while the temperature in the studio comes up and traditionally Sherry likes it a little bit warmer and Max and Todd. I like it a little bit cooler and I just read this. This is why you're always cold. You're a woman. Yeah testosterone can dull the the sensitivity of one of the main cold receptors in your skin. So guys are less likely to feel cold. You know yeah I I'm surprised with all the testosterone pasta-roni between me and Max and Todd. I'm surprised that it just in the air. It hasn't helped you a little bit distracts me. I'm not does it. Is that right. I can't even imagine like what kind of a performer. I would be if I wasn't just constantly looking at going good to know and I and I believe everything you're saying. I hear a couple of other reasons. Do you want to know other reasons why you're always This it's pretty sexy. You have an underactive thyroid. I don't think she which Zaps your energy and makes you gain weight. Did you know if you have an underactive thyroid you can gain weight. I didn't know that you you might be Nemec not having enough iron or B twelve in your blood it can make you anemic You're getting a little bit older. Your body's ability conserve heat starts declining about the age of sixty. So you're you can't use that as an an excuse. You have poor circulation. If that's the case your feet enhance might feel cold and Smoking while you can't use that Is another common reason reason for poor Circulation and this one is is kind of interesting. You have anxiety. They found that people with anxiety tend to feel colder than the people who don't have anxiety. It's because your brain get sidetracked when you're anxious and you can't regulate your body temperature as well. I think that I don't complain plane about the temperature in here I've just resigned to it. I have to be really shivering and or unable to curse you. Ask for You can you come in wearing warm clothes than I do. 'cause I know gall year round I know that I know that I need to be dressed for sometimes sometimes like especially in the summer I'll come out and and Kevin will go. We're headed today dressed like that on to the studio my love where it's it's it's perpetual easel. Like you have a long sleeved shirt. Yeah I think it is the number one thing that people argue about at work the temperature in especially if you working in office that least everything that I've seen written about office the only time I like it to be really really cold is in my bedroom and now I'm talking temperature really cold right. Because I wanted to sleepover. That has to sleep under. I should probably wait it. Gravity blankets constantly showing up on my news feed. Do you get that in your news. Feed the gravity blankets weighted blankets. It's not just the have a blanket that's thick it's a blanket that has actual weights like made eight into it and for people that have anxiety it helps them sleep because you feel all like dogs thunder shirt yeah. It's like a thunder shirt. They're heavy without being too hot. I should probably get one of those. Wait at gravity blankets because even in the summertime. You can see your breath because I have to sleep I do too. My husband will say you know before you came along. I would sleep flat on my back starfish with only a sheet. Yeah well those days are over for you. Stay Zor I. I'm glad you have your member. Sometimes when somebody says something like that the only way you can go is to give them the bad news. 'cause you know that you're not going to change right. I used to when he would say things like that. I'd go on sorry I just. I can't sleep without a heavy blanket. We've been together for a long time so now I say glad you have your memory. Is that ain't happening. AGAI- yeah yeah. I don't know how I did it as a kid in the summertime. We didn't have air conditioning. The just leave the window open and just hope for res and I know it was Connecticut. It wasn't like we were living in Alabama but still you've got hot and humid got up around ninety or so. I don't know I could not fall asleep if I had to deal with that now. It's funny because then it was like yeah. It's just much just a hot. Yeah that's right but that would be it would be demanding the U. N.. Investigators soft. It's red carpet will house Kevin Relating told Sir. God thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast. And the Bob and Sheri August we would love if you'd subscribe rate and review and share with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening you'll never find another? 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The Best of Bob & Sheri

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The Best of Bob & Sheri

"Won't come to the bombing Sherry show with Bob Smartest Hale and John Toland honey not always purpose but he's funny and sharing your wise from you smell like books. You really are the whole package and now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sheri Studios. It's often eleven sharing when I was a kid there was no HBO. And so. If I wanted to see something that was A little on the Raunchy side a little on the daring side. I have to sneak into a movie right because it just wasn't there like it is now on TV so this is kind of interesting. A website conducted a survey of of a thousand people varying ages. Young too old and said what is the most offensive television show of all time. Okay so now we are. We staying away from K.. Premium cable are we talking about the big three networks. We're talking about Four networks six so ABC NBC CBS Fox and Fox married with children. That is on there that is number. Let's see one two. Two three four five married with children is number five. I'll start with number one. Okay and then we'll we'll go down the list here The number one most offensive. TV show of all time is South Park. Yeah I I I think that was going to be a protest what it is not be on the big four networks. It was on Fox right now. What was it on comedy? Essential Comedy Central. Well I guess they They went beyond those four. Yeah but there's nothing here that's that was on. Hbo Or anything like that number for to family guy. Yeah I'd like family. I liked it actually better than South Park number three. We're going in another direction. Here of the most offensive shows of all time Jerry Springer. Yeah I can say guess. It's offensive for a different reason. First of all it's tasteless if Jerry's offensive. What is Maree? Yeah Yeah you know more. He's not even on Alexa. Right after Jerry Springer this. I didn't expect to see this one on here all in the family I think for its time like Hina remember. It's tie but but I mean it wasn't it wasn't offensive ah for gratuitous reasons I mean. They were very often archie. Bunker was racist than he was. You know with a poem of phobic. They were making making a point that using him as an example you can see how people in the day were offended. Yeah Yeah right after that married with children like you guessed I. I couldn't believe married with children. I came out I thought it was just absolutely the most tasteless thing I've ever seen looking back at comparing it to stuff that's out there now. It seems not I wanNA say Tame but not not that big of a deal if you would've told me when that show was a hit. Hey in the not so distant future. Al Bundy is GonNa play a beloved reasonable patriarch of a wealthy family in California. I've served value would have been like. Nah I know no way Eric. Cartman Batman was found to be the most defensive character followed by Archie Bunker Peter Griffin Peter Griffin. Does I mean he's such a lovable character in one way but then he is just he is so horrible in others like Remember we played the surfing bird. episode of Family Guy and he wants to have the surfing Birdsong in the Guy Who owns the surfing bird record. Says I WANNA give it up and Peter says which allegedly put my daughter and then he points to another woman. Who's not his daughter? I mean it stuff that you just would not see coming right after that offensive character. Roseanne Barr and then Al Bundy. Donald Trump as the on the apprentice or the apprentice. Ya Stu Griffin Charlie Harper from two and a half men and there and there you. Are you know what I'm surprised. That's not that's not on here. Will and grace my wife loves will and grace but there ourselves and you think a Theon saucy when I would not describe or risk as not the same thing as offensive necessary to it depends on how you look at you know. Maybe you're right but I mean the shock value of some of the things that they did on will and grace really jumped out at me funny as all get out out I mean no two ways about it a really funny. Both both the reincarnation that's on now and the original wants to. I mean if Mary has nothing to do in the afternoon and she's just hanging orange done with work whatever she'll fund will and grace shook she will hunt for it. I mean I guess The word offensive now means something that you just don't care for it. Used to mean something else right. It used to mean no I. I think I think this is something that actually offends you you but that's why I'm not surprised that will and grace is not as not on that list because I think because the shock value is not the same thing thing is being offended. Yeah although I know there are people that are very clearly and completely and fully offended. And they're probably listening to us so that we won't hear from them but no I'm not talking about because there's a gay too gay characters on the show. I'm not just talking about like when she was edgy. convair Eric Jerry Edgy. Yeah yeah funny but I was surprised the first season that they were out that they would get they could get away with regular network. Not with that. We've all gotten just so thin skin like in the seinfeld episode where Georgia's girlfriend died from licking the envelope and they'll make fun of her and she was dead. Technically that's offensive on your list. That's true technically that so it really depends on what you're you're thin-skinned bed self because that's how we are the interest we're the most thin-skinned people on Earth Right. Well I mean the Seinfeld show could offend you in a lot of different ways that that episode where his parents are mad at him because he took a date to see Schindler's List and they were talking during the movie or laughing movie. That that's gotta be offensive to some people commits Bodman shares stuff. You Wo- here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri ahead. How are you? I'm doing fine. What's up goodwill you're in the spotlight? What is it that people don't know about it? Well when Ed was sixteen years old. He uh-huh run away from home and joined the Carnival and I was a snake eater. SNAKE EATER ADS Ads In snakes. Live snakes you would eat live snakes part of like a side show yes I was was The Wild Man Maverick war wig vessel pair of pants and I'd at setting a cage full of all kinds of exotic reptiles. Of course the ones they got me to eat were Ordinary snakes thank you know like from round here but I sat in a cage bowl guavas and daigle lizards and pythons. And I gotta I tell you and I got to know how bad things were at home. Because that's what you wanted to go to did you. Did you really eat the snakes or was it. An illusion Well I told you I had a special pair and every once in a while I would Smell the hair and reach behind a AH blowouts rice brown substance and eat that too that pay. Well they did that. It was a union job with the name of that union is paid real well one weekend long. He'd Texas. I may two thousand dollars a week. So you got paid according to Cut of the House right right. I got a cut of the house and that that was the best week I had. I would've had a better one in Houston but I love the show right. That did your parents wonder where you were or did they didn't care must have been a terrible situation. They were looking for me but I made myself scares what the the heck was going on at home that you ran away and became the wild man of the carnival. Well there's a lot I was raised by my okay grandma because my mom left me there. Okay out looking for my mother okay. Did you ever go back Did you ever finish school ruler. I'm a I haven't MBA. That I keep thinking Scott better at you know I right. After I actually met my mother I was glad she with my friends all the years ago and you have an NBA we know it. Yeah I have an MBA and accounting and nobody knows that you what was the name of the of the Carnival someplace in taxes. I forget where you would be inside the snake cage and you would each some snakes. Did you eat them for real. No no you just pretended to swallow them. That's why he had this special pants. Well no because he also aid zone MHM pocket in the back of that make like I was. Yeah we got. Did you ever tell you. Any of the girls or women in the Carnival dated a lot of girls surprising. You women are sick creatures. Amen Amen Amen I listen. Hey Ed if I see a man that's sitting in a cage. Eaten his own crap. I'M GOING THERE IS MR next right. Yeah come on worse. We love show business where I get my shower. The end of the night there'd be girls hanging around. I'd be going out of there and they did. They say what do you do. I'd say I'm the guy that says an occasion. Oh let's go out you something to eat. I'm like okay. How long did ah by the way we just pulled up a poster for that for that carnival How long were you with them? Through the summer just through so why. Why doesn't anybody know this about you? This seems like a pretty outrageous colorful sort of story. Yeah well nobody where I live down knows about it. Nobody in the grass twenty years is heard about it. So are you married now or a single. I'm widowed. You're widowed okay. Now you've had quite Ed. Thank thank you so much. It's Bob and Sheri Bob and Sheri at instantly get podcast and odd cast years ago. We had a listener of the Bob and Sheri Show who owned a furniture company. And he said Bob and Sheri I want I like you so much. I want you to be so comfortable every morning in your Bob and Sheri Studio that I want you to have these chairs and they gave this is like fifteen years ago. They gave us these great chairs and I have the same chair that I sit in except the back started to go back too far and I couldn't figure it out and I want to thank todd for this morning. He came in and he adjusted the back of my chair and now is just perfect. Thank thank you todd. Now here is something. I don't WanNa thank you for last night. I was sitting outside at an outside restaurant with my wife. catty-cornered looking looking at you and you ignoring me completely completely ignored me. No this is. This is what happened Mary. We went to get a nice time. I I'm looking at the guy I just want the floor. Don't say anything. I want the audience on my side. Completely it so. I'm sitting there waiting for the pizza. You can sit outside and they bring you pizza. Mary's inside getting some some wine. I'm having a beer. I look over for in the table. catty-cornered there's like twelve th the picnic benches I go that looks just like todd except he's got an unrecognizable trucker hat that I've never I seen before. He's got big time sunglasses on and by the way it was it was getting kind of dark outside. He's got a t shirt that I did not recognize and and the woman that he's with has her back to me and I'm looking at the guy and I'm Bob Right. I don't have a hat on. I don't have any disguise on and I'm going he he can see me so that that can't be taught and then Mary comes walking along she goes. Hi Todd Go. Hi Hi hi Bob. What was what's up with that? What was that okay? You tied in the code of safety so that he can speak him staring at you trying to do I contact addict put. It didn't look like you all right step in time on Conan evens coat of safety is not what help. Here's is the deal Bob. You're out to dinner with your wife having a cocktail. Did you really want to be bothered by anybody. The the Likud. Thank you very much. I work with you every day. I don't see you very much. I haven't seen JEN girlfriend. A longtime umbreit like to say hello. Bob Yes and we did. We came over said hello but story uncomfortable hearing at you like you're like an undercover CIA. Guy I and I'm starting to feel creepy if that's not you and I'm staring at you. It's like who is this. I didn't want to interfere with your night out because I know how important it is that you just want to be left alone to eat your pizza drink your cocktail and spend time with your wife and so I didn't want to buy why is the res- you're looking for a bottle of wine. I was alone own at the table. Now here's the thing I was wearing a t shirt that had the high school that my children have been attending for the last eight years which I have repeatedly said over and over and over the name of the school yes do you believe him. No I and I was wearing a hat. It abused begins with an S.. Right no it was a p the word school begins with an SDS. You could have credit so anyway but no. I didn't think you wanted to be disturbed hurt so and we were gonNA come by as we wrap up because we were getting ready to wrap up well. It was so awkward. 'cause I'm staring at you and it looks chosen since you're in Kony safety Is it not true that you would prefer when you're out with your wife to not be bothered and to just be impeached with you. That would close friends that with people that I work with every day but sign out. I haven't seen JEN and a why I know but we didn't want to interfere. We knew you guys were out for a night you know because then you guys have that awkward then we have that awkward weird moment where you feel like you have to invite us to sit down to talk to you guys which we really knew you didn't want to. We were headed somewhere else where they had cheaper y Now Todd I'm feeling since we're in the code of safety now you have to be very honest was part of your decision to behave this way because you don't want him to do to that restaurant what what he did to about Schmidt Exactly okay or or the or the fact that there was a tap room in wine bar there too. I don't want any I don't want any bad. You can't talk bad about. Oh Great God of safety. So don't be defensive. Also this place. 'CAUSE I go there too. It's right near the dance studio so I'll be there. You'll see me there a a lot to. You'll say hello to her. Oh my God yeah I'll pull up a chair There's a concern that the pizza will not be to your liking. And Todd doesn't want to hear that and I can tell by your face that the pizza was not to your like it was good. Okay what kind of cases did you get suspicious Queenie anything. I got the Just the traditional cheese Pizza Margherita not the Margarita the one with tomato sauce as soon as I said your pulse. This is not to your liking. I could no. I liked it. I liked it was it was it was better than all right having a very nice sign above tombstone but nowhere or near popping dough Well I mean pepys. Let's let's not get crazy Very good I was having a very nice whatever Redo. Don't go to the place across the street because you'll order glass of wine and they will bring you out a thimble from barbies playhouse. It is the worst forever. Wherever and you know this show we stand for nothing else? We stand for quality poor at a bar. You know what both both of you don't WanNa see me out. That's what it came down to because I don't WanNa see that's another show together. Make your wife happy because I pointed out where all the half price bottle of wine nights were within the driving distance of where we were last night and that will make her happy. Yeah I mean if you have your strategy right you can go half price wine Sunday to Thursday. Oh you're good years zip code. Well we relieving the healthy lifestyle though uh-huh we've got him morons with Bob and Sheri a moron. It's morons in the news news. I just don't understand the world we live in sometimes. You've got a kid. There's a decent chance they're obsessed with playing fortnight. We were talking about fortnight. What about two weeks ago last week? let's just hope that you can curb that obsession before it turns into a situation like this there is a woman. Her name is Rita Hodge Hodge and. She lives way over in Sydney Australia and she says her fourteen year old boy is beyond addiction to fortnight. She says he only leaves the house once a week. He refuses to go to school anymore and when she tried to take away his. PS Four. He he head butted her. She's been bringing in doctors and experts to try to break his addiction. Nothing is working and while she keeps trying to figure out how to help them now. She says she's sharing her story to raise awareness about the video game addiction. That's from the Scottish Sun newspaper by the way. Here's what you need to call the police. I swear to God call the police. This kid has got to be in school right. It's against the law to school. I mean that is that is just Taufa a forty two year old guy in chase British Columbia. Canada called the cops earlier this month and asked them to talk to his girlfriend about not showing up at his house anymore but when the cops went to her house they realized the guy was actually using them to break up with her as far as she knew they were still in a relationship so when the cops told her to stop going to his house she realized that was his way of dumping her this guy by the way do you think he was one thousand nine hundred twenty three twenty seven forty two years old using the police to break up with this woman. They decided not to charge him but he'd better not do it again. If you're forty two and you don't know how to get out of a relationship you don't deserve deserve another one. Today's more out of the day is thirty-three-year-old Lindsey Lowery of Swansea Illinois which is about ten miles east of Saint Louis. She got arrested for dealing meth and she told the cops that she was stealing the math because she was using it to pay rent to the woman woman whose house she was living in so the homeowner her husband and kids lived in the house and they ran it. Lindsey a room and Lindsey was paying her rent with math. That's not why she's in Morrison in the news. She's in Hudson the news because she told the police listen feeling. Math is so hard. That's right. That was her excuse. She wanted them to go easy on her. Because dealing is so much harder than books we ever Mugshot and you can get it when you text the word Moron to eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven speaking of dealing. Have you seen the series series. Ozark I watch. I've been watching on Netflix Dork. I love it. Yeah Georgia. Police are investigating the theft left of a trailer that had been loaded with ninety eight thousand dollars worth of Rama noodles. The trailer was parked at a Chevron station and when the driver returned both the trailer and the ninety eight thousand dollars worth of Rama noodles were missing. And I know you're wondering 'cause Roman noodles are cheap. How many packages of Rama noodles does it take to add up to ninety eight thousand dollars? That would be three hundred thousand. What are you gonNA do without a hall? You know. If it's if it's cigarettes I could see. You could sell it somewhere or your cell that I saw this story and I went and looked in my daughter's bedroom the kid could live on Rahman all right. That is morons in the news. Text the word more on two eight eight eight two six to seven four seven and we will tax. Today's more run directly to your phone at once again tomorrow. 'cause it's Friday tomorrow. The People's movie critic joins us with his review of operation finale after he suffered through time murders last week and it was offering. Can I ask him well. I am so sorry I wasted Mike. I'm going it was the worst movies heels like he lost ninety minutes of his life. But we're super hopeful that he's GonNa Love Operation Family. That'll happen tomorrow. wrote and every Friday right here. It's engagement season. It's so romantic demanded to be engaged at so much fun to think about your dream wedding to start planning it and then you realize that planning a wedding is really stressful. 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I would like to be a highly successful couple. Would you not sure part of a highly successful sure. I'm very focused on that. So I clicked on it. And and here's some of the ten weird habits. Tell me how many of these days are weird habits. Well what I mean some of them. I was expecting some. You know like slice each other's Orissa mingle blood kind of stuff. It's not that kind of weird. Tell me what you think about this. One okay You have to stay in touch while you sleep so you have to touch during sleep because people who don't are less happy in their relationship I can't sleep all night holding holding hands or or doing something like that for the first few minutes. She doesn't want me She doesn't WANNA be bothered. What does that mean? Touching my ninety four four percent of couples who spend the night in some form of contact with each other are happy in their relationship near sixty eight percent of beds ally. That is a total lie. So maybe you don't have to. You know be all spooned up and huggy or something but maybe just kind of like you know sweetheart. I'm going to throw a foot around your waist raced. Relax and go to sleep speaking. So Floyd A second weird habit of highly successful couples playing footsie like under table at the restaurant when you opposite sides of the couch is is this in a Sam spade detective. I know our you are film playing footsie. This was the last time anyone use that expression playing play footsie. I'm just telling you what what I'm seeing here this next one. I don't think is weird at all. I think this mandatory and that is do chores together meaning like have some chores that you do together are together you rake the yard or together you cook dinner and clean up the kitchen together where we divide chores like she he cooks I clean and take out the garbage. Does that count is doing it together are you doing. I'm together if you think the blonde one is coming outside and with an handed her a rake. What are you kidding? Oh here's what I'm hearing. You're not GonNa Octopus honor at night. You're not prepared to play footsie. what are you willing to do to be a member of a highly successful couple. What am I willing to do all right? Well I just said I clean up the biggest biggest like while she she's already cooked she'd like to now. I done my job now. Maybe I could go hang out with her while she cooks. Will I do okay. Well then there you go as long as there's a bottle there the next time the next Sabbath is pick on your husband. You have Muslim I UH-HUH OH yeah we'll get plenty of that and you have to kind of touch them. A lot and poke around and Kevin has dimples every once in a while like to just poke his dimples and stuff. If you have to poke you have to pick him. I don't WanNa poke And then the next habit is Play Games together. I don't care whether it's video games or games on your phone are game together. Now you're not willing to do that so far. You're willing to have a cocktail while she cooks. You know your give her. I'll have the TV on. I'll tell her you know but not too loud because the only a selfish guy who so now. She's in the kitchen you've got a cocktail in your hand and you have the TV on and you won't stay in close enough to touch her because you don't want to be now no not paying attention to her you know. I am paying attention to her and eye. Poking I don't think it's necessary should come up and you know. Give me a little squeeze here and there this poking business make me jumpy. You gotta get hurry. Come around the corner and we're going to get folks so bob secret to a successful coupledom. It's a thin book. Page one be willing to have a cocktail while she cooks with the TV. Not Too allowed right and on something that I like and I can tell her exactly. What's going on Joyce she enjoys? The next this next weird habit of highly successful festival couples is get your fifty shades of Grey on apparently couples that have a little bit of that going on. have stronger and happier relationships Maybe you can bring that up while you're refilling your glass Mary. I'd like you to say hello to Mr Handcuffs. I have a dance party dance together. You don't have to leave the house stand by the robot what that's just what that's just. What Madison wants to see me doing? Here's a weird couple habit if you're highly successful Every once in a while have dessert for breakfast. Just the two of you. Not The kids. Don't be giving the kids cheesecake for breakfast. But the two of you just I say you know what we're having for breakfast chocolate cake from last night's dinner this has been written by people who should be in the Assane Silo. Nobody has ever said that. In the history of man woman relations about this next one where his underwear where she does a dance party while eating dessert for breakfast and then just for you. And here's the next one talking to Kevin make him watching. TV show or a movie. He thinks he's GonNa hate. Oh that's that's done every day. Believe you me down. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now in itunes store or Google play on my favorite twitter accounts is one called. You had one job right and what what you had one job is. It's basically People posting in pictures and examples of how a company that had one job and screwed it up Razi basically had this one thing to do. And when you see the triple eight truck broken down on the side uh-huh so I was online yesterday. I posted a picture. This on my facebook has a crack me up so hard I was online yesterday. And you know when you click onto onto anything. I you have to wade through all of the click throughs and Click throughs and the ads and everything else before you get to what you're looking for and I know that this is a real. My dog skip moment it but there was a a tweet that said amazing photographs of dogs as they age Now you would say to yourself won't it. That's just the reason to cry but it was actually really cool. This photographer had these photos of dogs at like one year old And then the dog refer went back ten years later and took a picture of the dog log in the same setting and same pose. And you got to see how these dogs aged over time and in some cases just like with people in some cases it was pretty dramatic. This dog looked you. You know like at age. Ten years cases the dog looked like it had just had a slightly different haircuts. So I'm clicking through and I'm looking at all the dogs and I'm like Oh look at that one. Oh Ooh you look like my aunt pat. Look at that one and suddenly the The website that a mom which is m dot veracity today DOT com. Um You know the how they have that thing is you're clicking through the gallery if you like this you may like and then it's usually something related like kittens l. o.. L. ING or cupcakes cupcake shaped like squirrels. Or whatever musicians that have similar genres it said and I have the picture of it to prove it to you Bob. I put it on my facebook yesterday. It said you may like herpes next to the rubber gloves holding up a vial that says herpes on it with a check. Mark how does that relate to the doggie thing it it doesn't you had one job. It's not being done by a person. It's just an automatic automatic right but it was just the placement of it on the Internet if you like aging dollars. Here's the thing Internet. I'll think I want so much. I don't think it's irritating to me. You'll you'll be looking at a story story on line. And there's some click bait over in the right and one of them look kind of legit you know like you will believe these amazing photos photos from World War Two and there's a picture of a Nazi doing something pretty wacky right and I say to myself what is going on. They're like he's in some kind of a crazy look in airplane that I don't even know what it is so I I got to see that so there you go. You're enough but you don't get that picture right away. You get the picture of Hitler's bunker all right and there's an ad then you gotta go to number two and that's not it all of a sudden you're up to number eighteen fifty five ads and it's still not there the thing that drives me as crazy as that because again. I'm on twitter a lot. And so oh it's on your phone. You can sloppy thumbs more easily. But a lot of the Things on twitter are really larded up with that kind of stuff. This has happened to me like four times in the past. Two days I click on the article to go forward to the next and screen And what ends up happening. Is it diverts to the APP store. Install a game called like monkey balls right I. I don't WanNa play monkey balls right right. I don't I'm a grown woman. I don't have time for dinner. I definitely don't have time and you and you can go back to a badge you're going to start all over again. Nine Times out of ten. Whatever it was I was going to see this amazing trick with a grapefruit fruit will take twenty years off your but I just don't even bother me? Don't even bother noon. I wonder I wonder with these The way that they do those ads. If the value is just getting your boss for the first few click throughs and then they don't even care that you don't make it all the way it's graduated probably you know the more you clicked through the more they're going to be getting but still they'll get something if I'm trying if I'm trying to see that that that plane and I'm going six in and then I give up you're still you probably have run at least twelve advertisements by me. There's one will tell you to just avoid it because I I don't think I've ever succeeded in actually seeing what the click bait was Gemstar's Max. TC GEM STARS ON TWITTER GEM stars. It's a twitter account. That has these unbelievable viable attractive. Click Bait come on lines. This old woman is three hundred years old. What she does with Bacon will astonish you right and you're going man? I WANNA do whatever that is with Bacon. Say The word you click on it. And it's such a you know. Cluster hypoc however once I've never succeeded in getting adding all the way through to a gem stars link about the ones. This is the bond girl from nineteen eighty. You won't believe what she looks like today. Good luck good luck. We're going to throw throw you about one hundred actresses before you get to her. This is Bob and Sheri. You will here on this. Show the BOB and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Cherry Lamar's Mars with us here the People's movie critic what you what could you possibly have missed out on childhood really. I say I had a full line. I had a wonderful wonderful is a great childhood plenty of food. It was awesome but The one thing I play sport as you know had motorcycles does the whole deal. It was great. I wanted to learn to play a musical instrument and I used to buy bobby remember the The plastic guitars that had you know they were full-sized guitars but they were made out of plastic extreme. We're not real guitar strain. You could get them at K.. Mart Yup yes yes you could get him at Kmart. I would buy one of those two or three times a year and you know there was no internet. There was my mom would not be getting megastar less than I mean. She wouldn't do that piano lessons. Her point was. There's nowhere to put the piano and the trailer because we live in a single wide trailer so we couldn't get a piano and she's got A. Oh so you can't argue with the girl no no so. I tried everything I wanted. I wanted to van in school I wanted to. She said we're not fighting trump. But we're not doing all that. The only consolation she made for me was the green stamps that we got from the grocery store In the catalogue there that set of Bongo drums allows me to set upon goes wrong for three and a half booked our remember. There was three and a half books answer next green stamps and let me say something. I eat like a food ingredients Out Kid did you. Did you get I. I got the Bongo drums. There was no bongos lessons. But pretty simple you gotta right hand left hand and you just sort of go back and forth with it. Let me let me let me ask you in In southern Georgia is there a lot of call for a Bongo Drum player. Okay do you think not. He would say I'm in school and we're GonNa do Christmas Song. We're GONNA do a course song. The name name of the song and the song would go thing that way out saying ell no one he had to have a Bongo drum to be and so the Taylor says we don't have a Bongo Drum. I mean the back row and goes. Here's me got along. Did I said yes. I can't drums in the Mongol drums. She calls my friend wonder love to play the drums. I raise my and I'd say I mean adopting those are my leg of them. I don't know why windows plan the Mongo. What was your reasoning for that? That is so wrong Go why would she says well. He's like he you know he he can play the piano. Whatever I said? Let me stop you. This is calling for von Gozo. He'll play Bongo drums and finally she. She acquiesced to let me play the Bongo drums knowing that make school thing. I'm sitting there doing this thing. No well doing. The boat bumped getting word out. Great worked out so well. They invited us to go to the local radio station W. K. L. Y.. Radio Georgia. We at Christmas time and we played and I was on the radio. Hit My Bongo Drum. Hey beginning of your broadcasting careers. Desi Arnez of Georgia everytime I go far. Something Guy. Playing Guitar aren't all that I'm just could be that guy off well. I wonder whatever happened to those Bongo. Drums they get gone one day. You know what they were still at. My Mom's house is somehow or another brother. Hey kids before I did and somehow another his kid with my gi. Joe's and I'm pretty sure the kid Bongo drums playing the nice there for years. You know what's so impressive about you. Lamar you're someone who doesn't wait for life to come to him when that teacher tried to hijack your one bug oh opportunity. You've not free sound listening. If I had to I home again I got my mom went up there all hell broke loose tonight so if I had to not let me play the would've done I would've I would've and then I would have thought about killing myself exactly. Then let this be a lesson to all young people who want to be in show business. This is the song by the way this is this on the song long and you can hear the Bongo background. If you want to really make it in show business you've got to have courage and stamina and you've got to be aggressive wrestle or you won't end up on a one thousand Watt Georgia daytime Guillaume radio things. Actually right yeah. That's exactly right business. Lamar axle it's Bob and Sheri and stuff. You won't hear you're on the show the Bobbins Jerry cast on the Bob and Sheri App get it now. It store or Google play my wife. Mary found this website. It's is called. Chinos DOT COM and she was looking at it and she said Hey. I think this would be interesting for your show and I think Sherry will like talking about this and what it is you may or may not agree with it. Four rules for breaking up that are outdated. They don't work anymore. Okay so tell me if you think these rules are still valid or something that we ought to jettison because times have changed the first one is do it face to face I think I think that we should break up with people face to face. You know. That's what I thought I I do. I'm sorry the idea that a phone call is second second best probably is correct the idea that texting or an email is to me just reprehensible especially if you are a guy what con of common guy are you do that. I know there are always exceptions and situations where Maybe maybe the reason you're breaking up is because you don't feel safe safe and so you don't WanNa put yourself a different story for an story. I so I'm GONNA own that. I think there are times when you don't need to break up with somebody face to know what we're talking about though is it's run. Its course it's not working for whatever reason and you need to. You need to end it and I think you should do it face to face for two reasons one out of respect for the other person and two out of respect for yourself. Yeah Yeah you know number to be honest about. Why is that an outdated break-up technique in less you are hurting the other person's feelings I think you you're breaking up with him which is hurtful enough but I think you have to be very careful about why telling them why that would be a time to be honest? As honest as you can be as gently as you can be keeping it almost nebulous Ellis and they suggest. I don't see a future with us which is kind you can. You can read into a lot of difference there but and let's be honest you're breaking up with somebody if you're a guy and you say to her I don't see a future for us. It is going to take a millisecond before she says what are you you talking about why exactly. Why don't you see that? which is why the guys breaking up via text? Because he doesn't have the energy for that conversation. But you know too bad for you you. You've got to take the hit. If your guy number three outdated break-up techniques delete them from your life. The rule of thumb was the delete their number from your phone and unfriendly. I'm on facebook. But there are so many different ways according to this website to connect now. It's just not realistic anymore. We're never going to be best friends but you don't need to burn bridges. I have to be honest. I think it depends on the woman and it depends on the guy and what what your relationship was tell you. What if I break up with you and you choose to unfriendly me or stop? Follow me on instagram. Or whatever okay fair enough but I'm not going to be the person who pulled that trigger and you know it's because I think we should actually grown ask people and not like thirteen. I have a thirteen year old girl who doesn't act like thirteen year. Old Girl right so I think that this whole thing. I'm infringing you I'll please. It depends on on the relationship. And the person that you if you're trying to get over that situation the less you see about that person's right matter. Yeah I think that it should be it. It's up to it's up to both parties. I have been show had somebody in your life though that was very volatile and it should be the end of it right there whereas maybe you were with somebody you were young and viewer just passing through life together for awhile. I could see how you know you keep in touch every once in a while. I don't think I've ever unfunded anyone on facebook for any reason really. Yeah I don't think I have so I just. It just feels so like Knin. Naan like feels Dill ever. I know people that have for very good reason Someone close to me ended a relationship and she said you know what I hate it to act like a kid but I just don't want him in my newsfeed fair enough right if you if you were hurt. By the break-up I think you would be better off getting him at him or her out and you never get over the purse exactly. They're always there. I haven't done it but I agree with it and finally make a big change. Is that an outdated technique. When you break up? We took calls on that and people change their they move from one. Part of the country. Clear across the country. tweeted all of these things. Yeah I don't think that's outdated. I think sometimes what you need after a break up is to shake yourself like a big old wet dog and do are- set however what they're saying in this article is there's a different degree of change now. One degree might be. You got a whole new wardrobe the other. Is You move to cost the Rica at that. Could go bad in Costa Rica for you. You don't WanNa be a wing night however yesterday when we took calls calls the day before it was sometimes recently when we took calls on how people dealt with the break-up and heartbreak we had one woman who's like I really drunk on Tequila. Drove fifteen hours cross was country with some guy ended up Mary too and they ended up having a child and many years together so however somebody else could get really bad drive drive across the country and never be seen again. It could ever really badly. But I'm I don't think it's outdated to WANNA make change no time to fill anyhow. Yeah I'm good with that last one I think is really the most interesting for me to make a really big change. Sell your condo move someplace else. It's Bob Sherry. Conventional deodorants contain aluminum which forms. So plug in your sweat glands to keep you from sweating whoa native. Deodorant is made without aluminum. 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Free Vegan never tested on animals yoder. And it's a game changer. My entire family uses native and we all love it. Ten and fantastic sense. Native is where you WanNa go and staff you here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. Are you keeping in an eye on the neighbors right now. Are you spy is something going on in your neighborhood. Maybe not as dramatic as that. But you're a little suspicious this right now. One eight hundred eight the O.. B. S. H. E. R.. I use gale gale morning. Are you good you had. Hi Hi Gail speak up loud and clear. Okay I'm sorry Let me tell you what happened to me. A couple of weeks ago I live in in the foothills of North Carolina. I'm used to a lot of Airplanes and Sometimes military it does like fly bys through different gorgeous exercises and that's not a big deal this time of year and we also have A lot of marijuana growers in the area so where I live I'm surrounded by Nurseries and woodlands very out of the way away from town I mean all over the country in California national parks growing. We'd I mean if it's a rural area it's it's preferable exactly so I'm home from work one day Well I work shift and I'm out on my deck and I'm noticing using all these helicopters and airplanes We don't have neighbors here per se. I'm noticing all these and I'm like these helicopters are really flying very low. You know I wonder what's going on you know. And they're so close to my a house that I can actually see these people in the helicopters and wave at them. You know minding my own business. But that's if what we do here that's why we live here All of a sudden helicopter lands lists less than two hundred feet from my house in a field. I'm like what in the world is going on. If I'm endanger. I WanNa know you know what were there for. Make a long story short. They had found Bunch crop of marijuana not far from my house. Now you did say that the reason you were living there because you wanted to mind on your own business which I guess is just one more reason why I'm not living there myself. 'cause I don't WANNA mind my own business. It was scary. It was so scary that they he knew the or did they. Did they. Bus The people who were GROWING IT I don't know don't know who they come over to come over and question did not come in talk to me anything. They must know that they had the good courtesy of burning it. Right in front of you where you could smell it you sir. What did they do with thank you? We'll actually they chopped it down and hauled it off. So I'm skimming over the local paper online and I noticed I noticed that This is kind of weird because I all of this going out of here. But they're not really reporting all of this Gail Gail. I think they actually did. Burn some of it because you are taking a long time to explain this and I think that it it still the residue is still in the early possible. I AH WE'RE THE WE'RE The people in this helicopter in police uniforms or DA jackets or anything. No they were. Yeah well I wonder. If maybe the growers didn't didn't come in and take some of the harvest. The growers aren't going to call attention to it like that. Then you know. I don't know we know what is going on here. If I'm in some kind of danger I'm GONNA go find out down my driveway. Here's all the police. I mean just everything the everywhere you go up to the police well they just gave me these look like get out of here. Don't come over here here. Well how do you feel now. I mean you're out out there in the country and you've got these hungry. Who knows who knows who knows who is growing We'd around him. Does that make you feel you know unease. Yeah do you have. Do you have a man that you live with. Yeah he's he's got to at least two or three guns right. He has no guns no. I'm no I'm surprised began a BB gun. Well that's all that's all you need. That's all you need. You know we we. We live here because we want our privacy. What you want your privacy firm focused on your privacy for? I'm just curious. Because they get naked. They walk out in the back and they have a hot tub and the naked out there in the B- I knew something was going on. I can tell someone's going on because very often people that are real real focused on having their privacy have a need for their privacy. Because we've always lived in you know do these populated areas in the city pretty middle aged and tired of it all tired of the people and then what do you get you get marijuana growers and the US West Governor products in the backyard. What are you GonNa do open and take a relaxing soak in the tub that you can't Undo Gail really thank you? God bless you in a situation where doesn't need to mind our business because it could it be to make a long story short I look. I wonder I'm with you if perhaps that smoke interest. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now in itunes store or Google play. You WanNa hear some things I've found in your cat the owner's manual that can deepen and enrich your relationship with Kiki not at all. Are you sure because I have. I have some really good stuff like on page thirty two. This is about allergies. Because you know how you're allergic to the Katie and you suffer and and yet it's important to have this warm loving relationship with Katie and yet the allergies are between the two of us. It is not important. Horton Somme Dr Dr Marty Becker. WHO's the author of your cat? The owner's manual says investing. Kitty couture no. I'm not kidding. Dressing your cat not shirts sweater or bodysuit helps keep your home for free zone. I'm supposed to dress the cat up so it doesn't shed like in a little bodysuit. Yeah that's that's insane. That's a really really good idea. Yeah in the in the warmer weather coming up. That's a good idea. Now you know how you enjoy the sunshine you're always demanding to know where the sun is and fresh air is good right. Dr Marty Becker says how about taking your cat outdoors and walking anger with a harness that doesn't seo one person in my life do that and it was so ridiculous looking. Okay Dr Becker says all all right Bob that's not for you. One of my don't WanNa be walked. One of my colleagues a brilliant cat behaviorist tells me her. Cats live for the opportunity to go for a ride in a stroller. Any stroller with ZIP close seating area makes the perfect place for a cat to safely. See the world while you get in a walk. Have you ever seen a cat who is placed than something by human being. The cat felt comfortable. Whatever you you know? You don't know if Kiki would enjoy being pushed do you've not tried it. You don't know Bob Dr Marty Becker says one way to do is open a dedicated savings account and have of your bank deposit money into it to plan for Kiki's future healthcare. Needs Right here Dr. Andy would you like to teach savings account like like a health savings account. Yes the savings account which which like to teach. Kiki a treat a trick. I would keep Katie trading diving short and sweet. If the cat isn't having a good the time you're not doing it right sir. Tasty tiny treats that are easy to swallow and Bob Only Drink Kiki. When you're in a good mood the other thing that Dr Marty Becker suggests S.'s? Take your cat places. Take your cat with you. When you're making a deposit drive? Take Kiki with you to pick up fast food meal L.. Kiki experience rides in the car. You know there's an expression hurting. His heart is hurting cats. There's a reason for that expression. They can go wherever they WANNA go. They don't WanNa do what you wanted to. We used to have cats and we'd take them in the car and they would sit there and get really quiet and then they would just hang their mouth open with that tongue out and you knew what was coming next. Yep that's right you know how sometimes and this is the last tip Dr Marty Becker the author of your cat the owner's manual has you remember how I'm not sure she's doing it anymore. But you remember how Kiki used to wake you up on a weekend morning. Yeah because she wanted to eat right. Dr Becker has to tips visit you. Yeah the first I tip is to satisfy your cats hunger pangs without having to leave your bed. Purchase a timed feeder or leave a loaded puzzle hustle toy. These are toys. You can buy at the pet smart where you can put food in. The McKee can play with them to get the bits of food out. And you'll sleep restlessly while Kiki smacks around ARATU leaf plastic foodball. I know what you're you know what I did. I went out and I bought a A PAD scratching head. This is the fourth one that I've purchased. I've I've spent about Eighty Bucks on scratching pets so should stop tearing up she. She liked the thin one. But it wasn't enough. I found a big one and make me stop. Why am I talking about Dr? I read about that in the book. Dr Becker said that you should get down on your hands and knees and scratched it yourself. I'm going to tell you have done. Yeah and you know. There's nothing like scratching on something a cat spin on when you're allergic that it gets underneath your nails and then maybe later you touch your I. It's a great idea. Here's Dr Bekker's Final tip that. I'm going to share with you. I thought the last one was the final. This is this is about feeding. Kiki gets hungry. Wakes you up and once you feed her and she search she needs to eat. Becker says why not try a bedtime snack of fat free or low fat sliced is Turkey it contains strip to fan and essential amino acid. That is so she can sleep quality because cats don't get enough sleep. How many cats have you seen that? Were walking around and they just say I'm just not getting enough sleep all day. You should get down on your hands and knees Kiki's slice Turkey events if I could sit out of my hands in these in Kiki's in my mind she here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and sorry. I was online at this British website and they had an article about a woman who is Carol. Anne Rice life coach it. Just we're talking now and I don't know how I feel about life coaches but Here's what she says. Commit or coast. Don't sit on the fence in in life. So here's how you grab your destiny like a boss and you can start today. Give one hundred percent to what you must due today. Stop Moaning resisting and coasting. If you are in paid worker you work for yourself go the extra mile give it a one hundred percent put your heart and soul. Olen Day everything you do address your home your friendships your relationships and all your actions own it Mann Simons sounds really tiring Do you do you put your heart and soul into how you dress. I've read everything. I live with such enthusiasm and it never gets in the way of my incompetence. I'm out I never let Pity uh or clumsiness. Get in the way mine. Are you telling me that you I mean I know people and and generally they're women though sometimes there are men and that you could tell held that they are thinking about what they're wearing no matter where they go they could be going to the supermarket and they are thinking about what they're where I am not that person I will throw on a cranberry island sweatshirt and a pair of Shorts and just go out even when I look like crap. It's enthusiastically. Yeah I'm one hundred percent I'm all in all the time I'm so even if even if it looks like a little strange you know that it the colors or even if they don't I'm in it. It's not by an accident I I live absolutely like. Let's go gator dime. Yeah other with the other tae coldly pausing the CHICK-FIL-A and there is a girl. I guess she was around seventeen or eighteen. An Inter Pajamas. Light Blue Pajamas and I couldn't believe it flannel pajamas waiting for her chicken sandwich. Tie wish wish I was the how can you do that. How can you do that? Some people are worried about you. Know being foolish or embarrassed or awkward or looking stupid you bid and that is just not something I live with. I know that I'm gonNA often look foolish. Awkward stupid or be embarrassed and I don't care it's not they don't care I don't WanNa let looking stupid stopped me from living my life your life. I've been tap dancing now for five years. I'm terrible like I'm I'm just straight up. Awkward almost almost get into tears because I struggle with so much. If you think that stops me from putting on like sequins and getting out there and tap dancing you can I just think again. I like ways but if I can't tap dance I'm not putting on my sequence onto slept just not getting out there. Now Stop worrying worrying about what people think about you. That's none of your business. Be The author of your own destiny. Commit to something and do it wholeheartedly. If you WanNa right then do it show show up and do it. Don't delay don't put off until tomorrow. There's never a right time. That's so true there is never a right time. If you just say well you know. I'll start this at this time it. That's that's just not true. Excuses are not a life plan. Allow your dreams as much credence and importance as your fears. Oh that's a good one there. Yup that's one. I'd have to worry about their dare to have a go at it and stop waiting. Searching Admit Right now take risks successful successful. People take risks develop their resilience and have a go at it without. I guess this this is definitely English because we don't say have a go at it. Do we I don't know I do. Sometimes I hear people say that. Yeah yeah I I agree completely with all of this you know. They start using that phrase with Mary. How about but we have a go at it? Maybe not it sounds like you're not gonNa do it. You just gotTa give it your best effort really. Yeah and let's have a go at it rather than saying let's do this. You See. Yeah you're right like I might fail. Yeah Yeah remind me not to use. Yeah that was a terrible idea on my part Mary. Let's have a go at it. That's that's what every gal wants to hear right. How how how are you in Bob? How how's your house your marriage? Well he he has a go at it. I say the way I say I say to my kids all time. It's just give it a go. See what happens yeah right. Yeah that sounds more American there. 'cause here's the deal. The only time is going to pass no matter what right. This hour is gonNA pass. If you're lucky enough to stay alive in this hour's GonNa pass no matter what so go have a go at it. That's right okay. Well do you think that was helpful for folks. I think it was. Yeah why I think the thing that holds people back so much as they're afraid of not being able to. They're afraid of failing they're afraid of looking foolish especially the fear of failing which you and I do not suffer. Well you can't do what we do and be hampered by fear of failure of course not that three FS foolish failure at. That's right and if you have any of those fears I rice not the job for you. That's right so we've embraced of this slide on it's worked out great. Why don't you take your embrace of the three fs out out of this studio every day and bring it home? You know. I believe I will and let me know that you're gonNA give not being afraid of the three fs ago. It's picks up that I could say something right now but I shouldn't. It's Bobby Auburn shares. Stuff you won't hear on the show the BOB in Syria cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now I tune store or Google play. I'll work you know what's great about the subject. We're talking about things that people do to deliberately annoying you. The instigators are calling in. They're going yet. I'm the one who does. Is that because they enjoy doing that right now. I team eighteen All right how are you this morning. I'm well and is actually actually My son in law does it to my son in my. There's there's seventeen years difference my daughter and son a sixteen years apart so now now my son in law he knows I love games and he has every single game system dating back to whatever the smallest ones where back in the game boys or whatever and he puts them in or according to how they were purchased and my son in law when he comes in town to visit the first. Ip makes is he comes to my son's room and he changes maybe five or six games. You'll put the wheat with the xbox three or the playstation three switches. Everything around and I guess my son may be has OCD. Maybe like crystals also husband and so he can automatically. He will walk in the room if my son allies in town and he just knows he goes in scopes it out so for years my son in law was called by my son that guy. uh-huh graduated from that guy to that Jack Ass that Jack and find an accident but my daughter just got married in two thousand and thirteen so now is his son in law and he really just started calling him by his real name within this year but he does it so. It's so bad that I know he's GonNa do it and my son is not in town. 'cause he's competent competitive. That's what we've done. We just went and a lock on my son's door. You know how no you have not like a key. But it's almost like a little allen. Whatever rich thing that you have to use we actually have that kind of lock on my son's house door because it aggravates Hampton no air with my sled law doesn't I was fighting for a while but my son? My son just looks at him like you know you know that Gas Afghan problem. You know what Tina Life is so filled with tension and so fraught with with danger and just just annoyances. Our home is a place that we go to where we can relax where we don't we don't have to worry not having a as your son said a jackass come uh-huh with our stuff and he but I actually think he's gotten better because it used to be before he goes to school every day he would pay a white cloth. Oh and dust every single system and you know just the whole gamut of games with it every day before with the school. I say you know what we need to leave you like four minutes. We're late. He was just looking as if to say it. Looks like we're GonNa be late today so I have actually noticed that it it has slowed down some because I've noticed he does not do that every day. Maybe three days a week he does you be every single day. So slowly maybe tainted but that kid is the more. I know that can stressful Tina almost being late for school while your son does everything. But I'm raising equivalent of Templeton the rat from Charlotte's web emerges from her horder layer and I look in her room and I don't even want to go in because I don't know what I'm saying I don't mind but to be honest I you know I. It's been so long that I'm really good with it because I told him one day I said. Do you need to hurry up and I said you need to get a sense of urgency about you so I said you know what if there was somebody breaking in the house and you had to move fast is it to you know life and death you know what do you think would happen honestly looked at me and he. He was not being sarcastic. He's just being himself. He said well. Oh you know looks like we're going back. I am very very it does not so I know his speed and I know his spouse so guess what. I just let him do what he has to do. And I just let it go and each. He's on time to what is important to him in other times like you know but it it'll be okay. Mom I just WanNa thank you. You just gave gave me a gift. I can't wait to go home and unroll quote. You need to get a sense of urgency about you to something else. You sound like you're or a teacher at one time. Tina I visit for myself with a four forty years. Lord this crazy let let me ask you one thing before we let you go here. The JACKASS SON-IN-LAW'S E. Good to your daughter. He's absolutely best. I feel like he was son. Very good. I love in my son actually does love him to like I said he he's he's left the jackass and got real real growth. That's Real L. Growth. I'm saying they're truly listening. Bob Sherri you will hear on the show the BOB and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Sheri. We're talking about how sometimes in life you are left all alone in the world with no one to help you no one and no one's there you're on your own versus the world. My friend had just texted me. That was my childhood. Thomas joins US right now. They're Thomas Thomas has gone took on a rattlesnake snake in the shower. Yeah so I've got. I'm in college. I've got his mobile home that I'm renovating and living in it at the same time. So hop in the shower to get cleaned up get ready to head to school awesome. I'm in the shower or washing my hair and I feel something on my feet. Lean forward a sprinkle off the Shampoos I don't have it in my eyes look down. And there's a aroused. Make them off the one motion my body jumps up in the air. My left hand hits the wall and pushes me out. The ryen hits. The shower occurred and throws it open and I hit the ground and no joke. My heart literally felt like it was gonNA burst through my skin. It was pounding so hard the snake to snake stay in the shower right still in the TUB shower unit. You know sometimes if it's nice and warm you just can't get out though. I'm nervous like crazy. My body shaking like crazy this. I don't know what to do so I get on the phone and I call Poison control animal control and I said listen. I've got a rattlesnake in my house and they said Sir or you're not allowed to have a venomous snake without a permit. Don't understand I fight. This thing in this is not a pet I it it crawled in the house. So you're not allowed to have venomous snake without permits. Come on Thomas. You're making that up eight said that aren't making it up. They said it twice. I hung up from them holiday. `nother or place and they said basically the same thing and this was in Lakeland Florida going to college and he has. My body was shaking like crazy. I didn't know what to do. I was just like so nervous. Could not believe that. That statement was what I heard and I guess in Lakeland Florida. You don't have an ice chopper like the woman we talked to in Cheboygan. You wouldn't have that their way of not having to deal with it. Sure that's what the stock answer is Thomas. Because you can't share your shower it is so how did you down when I finally calmed down a little bit. I had a trash. Can I little small small trash cans up. I laid it down. One of those little talk kitchen trash can Later down in the shower and then took a big stick and poke him over into the thing and flip it up to now the snakes at least in the container that he can't get out that's good. That was good thinking nervous to do anything you know with with all. Make no excuses for yourself man. You went back in there and flip the rattlesnake into a little can. Are you kidding me. That's big time. And then what did you do then. Then I took it out. Put it in in In the back of a pickup truck and hauled it down to the swamp and dumped it out. Because I was just I. I've heard these stories about people trying to kill the saying I didn't have anything to kill it with a snake in the snake. Turn on them get them. You weren't invited and I'm taking you out. You know what though you have good Karma because you did not hurt a living. Yeah that's right very nice very nice Thomas. What what was this college that you were going to? We'll give it a plug this morning as southeastern Bible college southeastern the Bible all right. And what do you do these days. I actually worked for our boundary having kids out of juvenile detention hall laws for this man. What a man? That's fantastic. Good luck to you. Thank you Thomas. Hey y'all all right you buy. I can't believe how many of our listeners have had to go head to head with rattlesnakes Nyanza. Hey morning everyone chester. Oh Nice to have you here and you took on a rattlesnake while your son held it. Is that right where. I'm sitting now the pool and my two toddlers are just you know kind of playing around on that. Look Mommy I gotta worm and I looked down a little pygmy rattlesnake and he's holding it right at at the base of the mouth and his mouth is opening and health flapping and I think I'm probably the only mother whoever tells their four year old to go run and go get a nice because nobody was there. I didn't WANNA believe him. I'm trying to hold his hand and the snake down so I could cut his head off and I'm sorry I I must have bad Karma but you did the also having your foyer run in the House with an I get it outside to you but you get a knife and run with it to get some scissors to so so so has your little boy. But he was holding the snake by the math so it couldn't bite it was holding around at the base of the mouth or the jaw whatever they couldn't get couldn't get leverage now now did he drop the The other child went to get the knife. I see okay so you just you said to the child with the snake. Just don't do anything. Just hold it. I put his hand down on the table. And I'm holding the snake down and his hand and hand Outta my head out. We took the knife and cut off the top of the head. Wow what is your so holding the snake thinking that well well you know they knew it was well actually hold and said it was a worm so and with the other ones say snake any arsenic. Heather your sons. You set your sons on a pathway of destiny their whole lives they will only be interested in very strong competent women. Well also because when your Mama when you're in your formative years they'll remember that when your mom says Google hidden knife and cuts the head off a rattlesnake. That's true that's hard core. What are they are your son successful? Now I'm actually. He's sixteen now so very successful. Very successful. Very good so he does well in schools and everything a pygmy rattlesnake about how long was that are about six inches but it had that little rattle rattling on its tail and everything rattle about intern half long distance shaken. Did you let your kids save the rattle as a souvenir. No no thank you very much. It's Bob and Sheri Audio Clips. podcast anymore at Bob and Sheri Dot Com. You hear a lot about What sleep deprivation does to people and you hear a lot of it on this show because we are for people people who are obsessed with getting enough sleep not getting enough sleep? How much sleep we're GONNA get or not GonNa get but there's a there's a new fun fact that's out that sleep deprivation causes you to make terrible risky decisions? I believe it. Yup Sleep deprivation causes you to think. I think that you're more physically capable than you are. It causes you to make reckless financial decisions right. Because you're you're you're you're not analyzing and you're the there's chemicals in your brain when you're sleep deprived and I know you felt this way. I have days where I am so tired that the the bottom line for me is who cares. Oh yeah what are those days. Who Cares so tired and the the whole reason that I'm telling you about this as I I was reading this really fascinating story on my news feed about how we have to be careful with our world leaders and their sleep deprivation because these people with their fingers on the nuclear buttons trump does sleep much? He's kind of famous for getting by on four or five hours. He's always yeah From what I've Read Martha Stewart. I never forgot reading and Martha Stewart magazine. Martha Stewart Living. I think is what's called side even still published anyway she. He said that she only sleeps three to four hours a night. I think that may have changed now. That she's with Snoop Dogg. She can relax a little mortgage mark. You know what that says. If she's only making a three or four hours of sleep available to herself you know at that says she was in a limousine with a guy and she got a call on the insider trading thing and she decided to do the insider trading ship those stocks and then she got caught and she went to jail. Would she have done that if she had a solid seven or eight hours. Maybe maybe not and it's risky. It's risk you take You make risky decisions with your physical safety. You make risky decisions with your money. You make risky decisions with your romantic life. I I think that's probably true. Also by the way the the magazine is still available it is still available. You know what you should do if you feel horrible because you did not get enough sleep I've been doing this in my highlife and If something really bad happens not horrible but just something really annoying happens. And you're you're just just overcome with too many things insurance things house. Things were things who cares. You know what I do I think back to the Bob and Sheri Show and and like some poor guy that shot himself in the head with a nail gun and I just say to myself. Hey this is a lot to do but you don't have a nail in your head is not a good good way to. I think it's a great way to look at things right. I think back to my years as a waitress at a pizza restaurant and say to myself. It's better than that. Oh speaking of that so you know. I've got Olivia and CARA MIA and my mom. And were in the van when the starship dancer size and we're heading to my nephew's wedding and I took a slight detour and I drove by the Little Vida and I pointed to it and I said do you see that place girls. I worked as a waitress there. Twenty five hours a week when when I was in high school. And here's what I want them to see. I want them to see how different and privilege their lives are right instead care migos. Oh my God. It's still around. It must be ancient. Pick it up on the on the trail. You're leaving. My mom laughed so oh hard not to fly. I find at least with all of my children that I can say. I worked in a plastics factory. And I couldn't get out of my seat for like eight hours straight. I just sat there in front of machine made these plastic pins it never really resonated I could talk about the crummy stations that I worked for and was paid next to nothing for fifty hours a week. It I don't know kids don't relate to that very much why is that Ark. Kids are horrible so I saw you know I follow. I fought a blanket statement followed. Your daughter landed on facebook facebook and so she had her mom had posted a picture. We're ready for whatever weather happens. And it was her dining room table and there were like batteries and all these different groceries on the dining room table landing comments on the picture. Linda goes you'll be dead from salt and carbs before the weather gets there are other horrible. Yeah Yeah it's fine. You won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri I'd cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now in store or Google play reading about this and Time magazine and it says there are three ways ways that money will buy you happiness. You always hear money. Can't buy you happiness with their actually. According to this according to science science three ways where money can buy you happiness researchers at Cornell found that buying stuff only makes you happy for the short term but paying for experiences can make you happy in the long term so in other words you could save a thousand dollars or you could spend it on unclothed or on. I don't know a new TV or a new phone under whatever it is. It's not gonNA bring any happiness but if you took that one thousand dollars and you spent it going to a really cool place and doing really cool all things that you sort of maybe grow a little bit from or learn from or just taken the beauty of nature. I you know it will help you long term. I agree with that so so so much. I never regret money that I spend on doing stuff I I do regret some of the dumb crap I buy but I never regret money spent on experience. Yeah I'm the same way I am. I'm the same way and my I am a little freer with my money when I'm away I don't know why I guess. Maybe maybe we all are. I don't know what the reason for that is but I'd like you suffer when I come back and I look some of this stupid stuff I buy but the experience itself you don't you don't beat yourself so for and you just like last summer we had all almost all of the kids on our RV trip with us. And you know. We're in like Tombstone Arizona doing all all this dumb stuff going to the gunfight at the OK corral and Kevin's older son was with us and he got engaged just over the weekend so the chance of him doing that trip with us again. Yeah understand what I'm saying. Probably his life is beginning. So how cool was it to throw away a ton of money on a silly thing like that and have everybody altogether always have that memory. That's right all right number two way. That money buys happiness spending money to give yourself more free time for for example a study at Stanford found that paying for a housekeeper did make people happier but only if they could afford it if it would stress you out about money he then it would not work so if you had enough money to once a month or once every two weeks or whatever pay for housekeeper to come in and really help you you clean up your house. It makes you feel better. Money works better that way and I can understand that of all the things Back one of my girlfriends friends and she had. She had a child before I did. And she and her husband were both working full time and they had the baby and she hired somebody to come clean their house like every two weeks and she said to me afterward. This is like the greatest thing I've ever ever done. Yeah because you're you're instead of spending every free minute. She had cleaning she. She actually had some time to have a personal life. I get it and let's face it housekeepers do a better job cleaning than you do. I'll anyone they just know how to do it. You know. Listen the dog ugh licking the floor. After someone's kills a pork chop is doing a better job and this girl this next one the third and final one is the one that really got my attention. I thought this is so interesting. Spent this is the three ways. Money buys happiness. The third way spending money to pick up a check and it doesn't even matter how much the check is. Researchers researchers at the University of British Columbia. Found that even buying your friend a drink can put you in a better mood can. Can we talk for just a second. Ah we all have friends. Who are really strict about? We're GONNA split this check right right and and I always always feel like hey tell you what I'll get it this time you get it next time. Like one of my oldest friends Our deal was always I buy lunch. This time. You by launch. Next time we never. We never split the check. We never were like well. You had the chicken salad and I only had the soup and it just kind of you because as you say like in the big picture scheme of things it's all going to work out Now unless one person drinks and the other dozen you have won the people that I know that are like you owe. Oh three dollars here. These are people that have more money in the bank than I. Because they're they're like yeah but I I just think it feels better in life to not be so exceed it when you have enough money to once in a while. Pick up the TAB. I think it does make you feel good. I I mean there is a long period in my life where in that was impossible but when I you know things got a little bit better and I could do that now and then. It's a great feeling well like if I take one of my daughters friends if they come over for the weekend and we'd go out to dinner stuff and their parents are like well. How much do we owe you? You don't owe me anything. She's our guests. Listen please like that is like I would invite someone to my home and then hey how about another sweet tea Darlene. That's eighty six going on the tab it's like I don't understand that and yet again. Let me repeat the people that are like have more money. How about you take one of the? Your daughters friends is to the beach for three days. And you're gonNA be doing all sorts of things should they send money with the child I I think that you should always send money spending money with your child. And if you know that we're going to do something that's really pricey like a waterpark. Maybe say tell. Are you what I'm GonNa Send Little Madison with enough money to cover for water particular which is just graciousness. But here's the deal. Invite your kid. I'm expecting to pick the TAB. Yeah I agree with that to other. Tonight is great. But I'm expecting to pick up the rights Bob and Sheri stuff you will hear on the show the Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri. Let's go to Lisa and see what strange or unlikely thinks. She has in the trunk of her car. Hi Lisa Hello. How're you doing this morning? Good what's the trump. I have my husband's dad ashes or in the trunk of My. Gosh Oh my goodness Lisa. How long have you been driving around with your loved one about three years? We'll talk to me about that notes. Yeah seriously like was did he say do you police. If anything ever happens to me please cremate me and drive me drive me around in the car meaner you just is. This is part of the grieving process. You're unable to take that next step. Well well my girlfriend took and she picked up the ashes for me and I picked him up from her house and they word the back seat of my car. which kind of freaked me out? So I just thought. Well I'll throw them in my trunk. And you know I was going to take him to the cemetery and Barium and you know talk about procrastination and not finish following through their procrastination. Yeah I'll tell you what that's it I'm I'm is it is it that you're procrastinator. Is that you're not quite ready to. I mean it's just like I'll put groceries in my trunk and I look and I'll say no I really needs taken berry that it's it's been a while and then I just kind of get busy and forget about it. What's going to happen to me? Is that some woman's trucks are he just just absolutely torn. Now you can be honest. Nobody knows you are. Are you all torn up with grief for no. She's not she's procrastinating. Getting rid of the ashes. That's it's all it is. I got to know what kind of a relationship that you and he has a good. We were married for fourteen years and he. He died unexpectedly though We had a really good relationship Lisa. I'm just going to say it. Is it a little disrespectful. Not to a lot of us do have the D. but not to Put Him to his Final Resting Place rather than driving them around in a Chevrolet all day long Yeah Yeah I guess it is. You know I mean and my husband had a good sense of humor so I'm sure he's probably up there going. Yeah that's one other thing that she forgot to do that trunk of our car. See that what is that. That is what Bob would fear that he would become that in the trunk of the car just kind of rolling around just really an afterthought that's more or of a burden than anything else now that I've talked about it this morning. This is something that I definitely will do this weekend. I will. I think you will because now you're going to be aware that you've told you know about like a million people that your the trunk of your car. Yes yes so Baresi when you're when you're loading groceries and stuff. Do you ever talk to him. Do you ever go yeah. It was two for one briars. I know how used to like that cookies and cream shove over now. Here comes the cat litter later or do you just kind of look at it and go Got To get to that. Usually I look at it and I'll say Williams you know I I swear honey. I'll get to this. I swear I well and then I just kind of move so this is blowing my mind. I know this it can happen to me in some way shape or form. No it is Mike. It's not because I'm GonNa let my girls take turns having Chitchat in their room. And you know my girls. They'll decorate it. You'll always always have some glitter at the minimum stickers and glitter minimum. That's GonNa have stick stickers and glitter about this. You can't you shouldn't go through your life. Procrastinating taking on things and he has died and she's procrastinating on that. There's something ironic about that. But you know he's with her every every day like that's another where you have to look at it when he's off in a cemetery like yeah whatever but now he's with you every single day. You're like a rolling memorial. This is the only driver any woman could stand all right. Lisa are you going to actually bury his ashes put them in Interr- them in some mausoleum thing or are scattering them. You know outside the Home Depot. No actually what I'm GonNa do is I'm going to bury them Next to his grandma and GRANDPA and the cemetery areas what my plan is and like you said actually now that I've really talked about this. Everybody knows it's kind of like okay. I have to do this. My Mom will call me and say well he was the trunk of your car. You Lisa God forbid somebody steals your car or rear ends you know. We can't have that happen to Williams. Do you feel like you still around. Sometimes uh-huh and are you afraid that you would lose that little bitty connection if you did this the Nice thank you for being a decent person shot a lot of times somebody. Does you sort of feel like they're still around that. Maybe she just wasn't ready but that's not the that's that's not the case. I tried another wave. It go lisa with million before it gets stolen and drive carefully today. Don't park in any undesirable the neighborhoods by by weren't expecting that. I wasn't expecting that to be honest with you. Bob and Sherri Serb-run. You've been listening to the best of Bob and Cherry Bob and Sheri go to our website radio and the Internet. WWW DOT BOB and Sheri Dot Com talk. Thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast we would love if you would subscribe rate and review you and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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Into 2020 with the Best of Bob and Sheri

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Into 2020 with the Best of Bob and Sheri

"It's the Bob and Sheri Show. I'm not exactly sure what they do. Everything in their own little world was just second Sherry and Bob Jus- US now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sheri Studios. It's Bob and Sheri. Okay I have for you right now. Two stories that are about things things that are really tasty but they don't turn out well okay tasty delicious but Edo you may never feel the same about one of them again and here we go a new study out of Clemson University. Good morning everyone. Listening found that when someone blows out the candles on a birthday cake it increases the amount of bacteria on the cake by an average of fifteen one hundred percent and in some cases the bacteria count can increase fourteen thousand percent if the person is sick if red hat if the person has a cold and they're blowing out the birthday candles. There's a high likelihood that you're going to catch it. Because what do you do after they blow it out. We eat the cake. That's so gross. Because you ever think of it I never thought of it. That's so gross. And the people most likely to blow out candles Kamal sickly kids say. That's WHO's doing so. Don't do it by eating Bologna. You do if you're at the kid's birthday it's your sister's the defrosting bacteria would be you'd have to knock the frosting off frosting. I know I'm sorry I just like cake frosting minds to it. You become ill. I just like them very much. You know how you are about ice cream that's how I am about cake with frosting. Yeah I really am and you know what ticks me the off no offense to you takes me off people that don't like cake. frosting get all holier than thou and I include my husband in this by by the way he doesn't like cake in frosting. He'll eat it but you know just once a year. He likes ice cream and ice cream cones nutty buddy's and ice cream sandwiches so here comes uh-huh a piece of cake with frosting. I'm very happy to see it. It's cake with Frost precious. I'm so delighted to see it. He's over there going once. Sugared empty calories gallery's as he double fiscal. Nobody's into his drives me crazy. That people like you Bob Lacey. Who are all new relic an and we could but you can't get enough dairy crews use me? I never been anti-fraud thing you cannot find anything. I've said that say Anti Frost. You know in all like I don't know I don't like bad. He'll I don't want that dairy queen like why can't you just live. Let live I like chocolate cake with chocolate. frosting okay. I don't want it all the time you're constantly talking. Always going to be cake is GONNA be cake. Yes dairy queen every day like. It's my job because I don't WanNa wait in line behind you. That's good what is wrong with you and you WANNA hear here. I come on and try to help our audience to stay healthy ruin uses where I land birthday celebration. Ever don't do it you have to knock the frosting thing off just you. Just look at the person who's blowing out the you know some people you can tell whether they're sick or not his new job. He's the birthday grinch remember how he wants to be back at his clouds of just shows up and there's like a seven year old kid getting ready to blow up the candle. Listen here junior the germs. You're GONNA put on. This cake is going to get everybody else sick. Then every parents can swipe up their child take their present your now the birthday green they will split skilled birthday cloud heels. That is where I'm going so much easier and he and he's where I'm going. We lose this GEIC slugged. Line is get off my birthday cake. I'm just August I have fun. It's time to blow out the candles now. Now just ahead of little billie. Here's got a runny nose and the parents who came to the birthday party Basil rifle. I'll get tips. I have the solution. I have the solution that will allow the people to remain healthy and still enjoy the birthday ritual and that is birthday cupcakes. So that the birthday child who has a runny nose and possibly for all we know the flu. Yeah the they blow out the candles on their cupcakes. Everybody else has individual cupcakes else's saliva or particulate matter is on your frosting. You've just done by saying that you've agreed with me. I'm right I have found a way to put a little bit of sunshine into this hurricane of grim. Sad news is that you're bringing us well. The grim sad news the hurricane of Grimm said news comes out of that kid's mouth and then everybody else sick for about a week or two weeks if it was you. You'll be making you be cured people with your germ. Because helping I should blow out. The kid could whisper in my ear. And then I blow up the right spot and Sherry stuff you here on this. Show the Bob and Sheri podcast on the Bob and Sheri he asked so. There's a brand new book out called time warped and I learned something in this book Bob that I did not know for example. Did you know that the word time is the most most common noun in the whole English language is that right. Yes and there's all sorts of cool facts about time in this book Like about How it is that time? Time seems to slow down and expand anytime you're in a near death situation How time when you're having a really great time just flies by How the sound of hearing someone cry or being really really scared slows down in time? No not not just you. It's not just your imagination half the people believe that time is moving toward them. The other half believe that we are moving through time. Which one are you? I've never thought about that. Which one are you? Time is moving toward time is coming toward you or you are moving through time. You're one or the other cording to this really cool book. Oh just got to think about this thought about it before. Have you heard me or you're moving through to like a moving through Tom. D- I feel. The time is moving toward me. I thank you do yeah I would. That would have been my guess for you. I think I'm that way too obscene time. Slow down 'cause I've had several unfortunate dramatic experiences in my life and I know exactly what that is all about how time slows down it. Just you can almost visually see it. Stop like like a movie slowing going into slow motion. This is another really cool thing that I learned in this book There's no single part of the brain. The human brain that is devoted to the task Tsk of measuring time minutes and hours passing by that the experience of time is happening in different ways. All over our brains at different times for different reasons but that this I didn't know this either and I know you don't this is really cool. So how'd human beings process time. We do it in three second intervals and we sink those three second intervals with clock time and to give you an idea of what is three second interval. That's about how long time time takes to shake someone's hand so for human beings. The whole day is made up of an a cluster of three second intervals. Here I am now here I am. They're here com. And if you think about it if you really pull back and think about it that's about right so it'd be like shaking hands saying your name opening a refrigerator door slowly Having sex pretty much thinking about having sex again. Yeah but if you think about three second intervals hi Bob. It's nice to meet you. Picked a great restaurant. pull out your chair sit down. It's in three second intervals that we process Our events of our day we live in the moment processing the events that are happening in three second intervals all day long. The first time I really was cognizant Johnson of something that had to do with time Happened a few years ago when I realized that summer was now so fleeting. It was so quick compared to the way it was. When you were I was a kid? Yeah when you were a kid. I didn't like that. Well I think one of the things that that that they said in this book that I thought was interesting too was people always believe that in the future and you might measure the future as Friday or next year or in ten years. People always believe that in the future they will have more free time so people. It's there's something hardwired in us that makes us go. TGIF 'cause we associate certain things with having more free time But that that we it's like a tale that we chase dogs chasing a tail. We never catch it. Because it's just right there ahead of us this idea of more free time And then it's Monday. We're processing in the three second intervals again and one of the reasons why it seems like time goes by faster the older you get because a day becomes a smaller percentage of your life with each passing day right right. Routines are more solidified. So you're not consciously thinking about them. Do you remember you were a kid and somebody says you can go somewhere for an hour or you're going to have to wait an hour. An hour seemed like it Bush forever and that was explained to me once it bummed me out for the whole day but you know Bob don't feel that way because An hour still feels like forever for liquefy. Were to say to you. All Right Bob you can run to the bathroom and then we have a staff meeting. It's GonNa take about an hour. Oh Yeah it's it's the desert of the situation you're dealing with that moment And the other thing that was in this book that really jumped out at me as hell. The folks the name. The book is called time warped and it's written the author is Claudia Hammond so The other thing that jumped out at me in this as a mom and I remember this vividly When when your baby's crying it feels like in last forever ever? Yeah like I can remember. MEMBER CARA MIA had issues and colic and boy I can remember those long seemingly endless hours of crying and you know they weren't in the big scheme do things but the intensity intensity made it feel that way and your helplessness. It made it feel that way. Yes time is the most common now in the English language. It's Bob and Sheri Good Morning A- and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri odd cast on the Bob and Sheri Jerry App get it now in itunes store or Google play. I read something in COSMO It was a list of the things that MOMS don't understand about pop culture and I'm really made me laugh I got all of these so like my kids are safe. I understand all of these but my mother or their grandma Jackie. I'm not sure that they could do any of these ten. So here we go. I'll go from ten to one. COSMO's things that your mom doesn't understand about pop culture. Okay number ten why. You're not on facebook anymore. Oh I see yeah answer is because your mom is now exactly as my seventh grader. Told me and my God parents and grown-ups have ruined facebook. It's true though. She's thank you sweetheart for that. Observation children ruined our stomachs. Okay we're all just rude and stuff for each other guests. Parents have ruined number nine. Things MOMS. Don't understand about pop culture. What a Brownie is you know? What Bronius now do you know what a Brownie is Matt? Todd you know what a Bronius. Here's what a Bronius Bruni is a guy who's into my little pony. He's a Brownie uncluttered. Oh No I'm glad I'm you know what if this a man of only thank thank you. Ice Muslim ignorance. If more people embraced the message of my little pony the world would be a more peaceful and loving place. Shame on you for not wanting to be brownies number eight things. This is why Putin can invade anywhere he wants because there are American men who what a Bronius Here's another thing. Your mom doesn't understand about pop culture. What an Arianna `Grande is an area on what is an area? `Grande is a coffee. Drink is is it a kind of lipstick. Is it a pop music performer and actress. What is an area? `Grande an Areana `grande. You don't know who Ariana Grande Sundays. No Max. You don't know who are Grandes. No she model. Ariana Grande Day is my youngest daughter's Sole reason for living Ariana Grande is an actress. Pop singer she has a voice like Mariah Carey is spectacularly beautiful and adorable pitcher now. I know Victoria Salmon cat. She's she's adorable. That's what an area Grandes. Don't try to order it at starbucks. Scrimmage Aki now Jackie starbucks our number seven snapchat chat what I don't know about snap general number six moms do not comprehend. Game of thrones number five moms do not know how to properly pronounce Kanye West. Hey I used to be. I used to be a mom. Used to call him. Came Art right the number four thing according to cosmo that your mom does not understand about pop culture. Why in the? Hey L.. Miley Cyrus is so popular. I'm I'm with mom and a half of these so far better than half number three now. We're in the top three things that your mom doesn't understand about pop subculture number three. Why that beyond say she seems like a nice girl refuses to wear pants? You know what I'm surprised about beyond say I I mean I'm a guy so I appreciate her that she's very voluptuous. And she has a wonderful voice. She's one of the dirtiest singers out. There her occur. Lyrics are filthy. Why if case in point I write them down but I was reading some of her lyrics and they're very dirty God and I never think of beyond say is having earlier? I can't have the Jason Derulo Talk Dirty Song Talk dirty to me song on in the car when the kids are GonNa Liar Thong though it's it's got that great infectious beat but I mean even it so much so that my little one if it comes on he'll say mom we have to turn that off because she knows she's not listening to that but beyond say I don't not really now she's got some she's got some. I don't know what the word you WANNA use edgy. A whatever and I'm not saying I mean I just don't care it's not my thing she's not my thing by. I whatever you want you know. I know she's very very gifted number. Two things that your mom doesn't understand about pop culture because your mom watches the voice and really likes is it. She does not get why you think. Adam Levine is the worst MOMS love them. Some Adam Levine. I think you have to the imam him. He's he's had a sex symbol. Disney Adam Levine is. Is the MOM friendly bad boy. Because he's on his true and he's very polite and he's very eloquent. Acquaint very polite. He does the proactive commercials. He has a clue line for Kmart. And you know it's very sensible and all right the number one thing according to cosmo that your mom just doesn't get it all about pop. Culture is how to pronounce R. I. H. A. N. N. IN A. How do we pronounce? That artist named Yana. Yana right okay. I actually overheard a mom at my kids. School call her Rehana and so when I saw this list. That made me laugh out loud. Because I saw that inaction there it is that Rehana. She has a nice voice by you know she source game. That's pretty good. I called my mom. Say Happy Mother's Day so what's going on today. And she said well you know. The dog has gotten incontinence because she's old so today I'm looking around the house for people spots so I said Oh what a rich life I said. Sounds like someone's indulging herself. I sounds like someone knows how to take care. Why Oh you yes? Those are the things. Your mom doesn't understand about pop culture. You know things were different in her day. It's Bob and Sheri Bob and Sheri Sued Take Your they are. It's morons in the news. All righty a woman. In the town of Ramsbottom England recently found some some weird symbols drawn sidewalk and chalk so she posted them on a community facebook forum and asked. What do you folks think these Ark work there were a bunch of them and they all the same? Each one was a half circle with a single line drawn down the center other people got on the foreman and neely said it was somebody a burglar casing a place other drawings. Were there to remind them which houses to rob so. This woman freaked out but then one of her neighbors saw the post that explain. What really was the half circles with the line down the middle from her her kid who had recently become obsessed withdrawing butts drew a bunch of them on his way home from school this week? Yeah let's go to South Carolina where a woman got a notification from Fedex. Package have been delivered. You've got home. No package on the porch. So she contacted a Fedex and they said we delivered it. We put it on your ports new Newell Package. She does not have a ring doorbell she should get one called. The police. Police look no package so some package. Pirates it's got away with it. What was in that box? A thousand dollars worth of Tarantulas. Live Tarantula Yeah I and she would like her spiders back my word. Can you order those things. Well yeah it was legal as obsolete shared them from A. I don't no no it. Taran what am I saying Amazon Live Tarantulas. An Amazon Dot Com got home. They went into their kitchen and opened up. The box walks and those things came flying saw nine times a woman. It Florida punched her boyfriend in the face because she didn't like the way he cut his meat and `tatoes for dinner. Why put that in there? Who hasn't had that experience when you live with somebody and after a while everything irritates you have you have you ever? Have you ever had a friend or somebody something with knife in court crazy. I broke up with a guy over the way he treated his Napkins Napkin. He would he would not put it in his lap. Okay whatever he would also not really use. Is it for what guide intended it. He would look each finger than wipe each finger on the Napkins. And I looked at that and thought I'm not going to last the weekend much less the rest of my life I gotta go. Let's go to Philly for today's more today. We have video. GotTa go I gotTa go gotTa go you gotTa know and if you know that you've gotta go gotta go all right. Today's morning today comes to us from Philly. We have video. It's a driver climbing out of the Sunroof of a moving clean car to flee the scene of a chain reaction crash. It's a Red Cadillac and the driver did not see that the cars are headed stopped and he slammed into one which another than another then another and with the cadillacs still moving. The man climbed through the sun roof and ran off off while text. The word Moron to eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven will send this went straight to your phone. What a miss that was? So there's a guy in Thailand. The main reason I'm including that is his name. The Lump Fulton Lum Photinia and he was having some trouble breathing in his sleep so earlier. This year he set up a camera to record himself sleeping through the night to see. Why is he having trouble breathing during the nighttime and the footage showed that his cat would crawl onto him in the middle of the night and go to sleep on top of his space? I've seen this video. I love it so much. The cat logjam know that. There's the cat sitting on your face. You're jealous because he's such a good sleeper. Yeah you're right. You're the cat loves him. The cat has his paws around the guys neck nuzzling face and stealing his breath. Like your grandma's GonNa say exactly that's just video that's his kitty. Best a nightmare mirror for me. I'll tell you that I'm allergic to catch of Kitty was on my face while I'm sleeping I she's a big kitty guy there and plus. I'm allergic I'm taking in that all night. Sorry at Tarantulas anywhere from twenty nine ninety nine a piece up to the exotic ones we chair over eighty dollars. Could you buy the money to buy them on the online and you can buy some on Amazon or some of them poisonous IRT transit originalist. I why why. Why does the Tarantula always see? Thanks thank you. You can't tell somebody. Hey it's Sherry from the Bob and Sheri Show I thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We really appreciate you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to mention that if you hear political advertising of any kind and any campaign any race any party adjacent to any bob and Sheri Show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising. We're not compensated for it. In fact we have asked every streaming platform. There is to exclude our programs programs from all political messing why because political messaging makes people furious. And we're trying really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free island so please know if you hear it. You're hearing it at our protest. We don't want it there. Were trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's get back to the show audio clips podcast anymore at Bob and Sheri Dot Com we were talking about chaos the the other day and about how no matter uh-huh you think you're going to have like some serenity. Here comes some Peace Now. Things are going to quiet down things. Were finally settling on all the chaos in your life never dies down. That's just part of being alive live and carriage right now and you're saying your husband brought the chaos. I'll be damned if that ever happens. Yeah Yeah so Our story is is. We went to a banquet that raffles off hunting stuff. It's a hunting banquet and I said I go because I always say you're not getting the dog. Doc like Oh did not get the dog and to protect myself from chaos and we took our daughter who's a dog lover with us and they bought the last raffle ticket for the dog. And I'm giving them a stink eye and we won the dog dog a lab German shorthair those have some some really smart and they have a lot of energy. My my nephew Ryan has one. Yeah it's a big mart energetic. Genetic dog and He won the dogs and Of course there. They can't believe it and they're happy and I'm sitting there like I'm GonNa take care of this dog. I guess is my dog and so anyways we came home with puppy and guess who is mostly taking care of the dog because I work from home so I haven't no baby baby baby about as big as you too. I'm guessing once it's fully grown. Yeah and the funny part is I went home and I pulled without the papers because exactly ten years ago. My husband did this again. Previously he brought home a German shorthair from this banquet is and that dog is still with us but our house was cast all the time. I love that. Your husband is generous with charities. Maybe he could bring home like a watercolor painting or perhaps vacation fruit basket or this is everything he does everything thing he does it all have to be alive. Yes Well I don't even know I kind of just put up a wall now and don't really pay attention. I it always seems like it's something different by the way by the way I'm in the same situation kind of we didn't win the dog but I was told four and a half years ago that a certain someone in the family needed to have a dog and so we got that dog and that certain someone now spends about twenty five seconds today with that dog again. That dog is mine and if that dog does anything wrong Karen that is your dog. That is your flight. What did you name Amyot? GSP boomer boomer. Oh what a good name in his office and he has a white patch on his chest and of course we're attach now so handsome. So Bob German short haired pointers. What Ryan brought to my house and it was a puppy and very energetic hunting dog and after it Chuck the German shorthair pointer up in our house for about thirty six hours. My brother Mark took a slug out of his third Martinian said Sherry. I'm disappointed your cats are so so antisocial. They're being hunted by the Predator that your son brought to visit that was that was that dog glorious animals but but this is a hunting dog. What can you love the dog though right? You'd love boomer now I do. Yeah that's what happens. You know they just once so you get a puppy in your house. I mean even if you didn't want it after about two days you just your heart melts doesn't it yeah. He's super cute. Yeah yes super very good. That's right well Karen Gillan go check on them now he might need to go out. Okay I I get to do. Today's that day I'll listen to laugh. Yeah that's annoying last and knowing that is the knowing left right there. I wonder if in history there's ever been an instance where the dog was for someone else that someone else actually ended up taking care of that. Never HAP- I don't think I've never. I've never seen it in my own experience. I think that's stopped happening in one thousand nine hundred fifty nine right about the time people said you know you can't let the dogs wander all all of the neighborhood as soon as that happened though is care and good luck with the vet today. Yeah that should be cheap. Yeah and relaxing. Yeah yeah good time. Thanks Karen you take care you too. That's the way it is. That's Kevin won't let won't let us have chickens. Because he knows his was checking they'll be he says woman does chickens. We have a Fox that lives near our house. It shows up all the time. It is a woman. Those will not only be chicken to take care of. But I'll be digging chicken graves and have chicken funerals while the three of y'all cry. Why not get a rooster while you're at it? You know you. Oh you don't like sleeping late and we're not feud with Bob in Cherry stuff. You Wo- here on this. Show Bob Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri. I'm a middle child now. I know you're the oldest threatened. Maximum totter the babies of their family But I'm a classic Middle Child. There's four years between my older brother and me and three years between my younger brother and me and they're both again. They're both boys so I come from this very traditional final Italian American background where girl children were not terribly valued. You know that we weren't anything. You would invest resources in because as my father pointed it out we were just going to get pregnant and waste everything. I like in education right. My older brother were thinking. My older brother was known as the brains of the family. My younger brother was known as the beauty of the family and I was the one whose job it was to clear and set the table like classic classic Middle Child stuff so I was reading the other day on elite daily reasons why middle children often grow up to be stronger in a lot of ways than their siblings thriller. Here we go so because middle children from the very beginning are compared to their other siblings in everything they do. They learn that they're not they. Don't have this idea that. Oh I'm so special. I'm the best and the brightest because from your earliest memory you get ranked on pretty good. Pretty good now. I think that it did me a lot of favors because I had stuff to prove telling my older brother that he was the brains of the family made him. Think that Hitting the Bong before school was something he could afford to do that because he's so smart smart and telling the other brother that he he was gorgeous and charming up turned out to not be a great thing to do because he didn't make any effort either. So I think I benefited from that are. This is good news because very often you hear that the middle child is the one who has a lot of issues nope the according to this middle children are awesome. And here's another reason when you're the middle child you very often at the end of the stick because the sticks but so long and the oldest is biting off a big chunk and everybody knows the baby's baby middle children baby is really the baby. Maybe do you remember the call that we got debate and there was a guy. And I I don't know what the derivation of the family was but they called him growing up the baby and now he still living at home. He's like twenty nine or thirty and the mother father still call them for baby. My nephew Evan up in Philadelphia they would he was in his forties was still living at home and they called him to baby because middle kids cousin because kids hand to get get the short end middle kids grow up to be more resilient as adults and if I have one thing going for me it's resilience. Here's another thing. Thank middle kids are used to being overlooked. Which means they developed the ability to adapt middle? Kids are not surprised when they're not The spotlight spotlight isn't on them. They're not special and they just adapt and get on with it whereas the baby and the brain are used to being treated as though how some specials going on the firstborn it's not always the brain and I'm a pretty good example of that the firstborn is so special because they're they're unique as he's I. They're the first ones out. Middle Children tend to do very well in corporate structures because from birth there used to take crap from people above and below. You tend to do well at work because you're used to that Middle Children tend to have the most cultivated personalities because nothing is handed to them. They're not the brain or the first or the special. They're not the baby. They're not coddled. Mill middle children have to develop personalities just to even be noticed in their own families to defend the firstborn much as expected. Sometimes too much sometimes too much too much Middle Children don't spend a lot of time bargaining with the parents because when the bargaining chips get handed out. There's not a lot leftover for the middle child course. Middle Children tend to be sneaky and subversive to I speak from experience. There was so much attention paid to my brothers right and wrongdoing that I flew under the radar alive and my family but that was the case. Middle Children grow up and as adults. You can see this. They're good at sharing because they've had to be good at sharing. What else a middle child gets if there is? Let's say a father who's got a quick temper the middle child concede the firstborn. Take it. Oh Yeah and and watch because the you know the oldest child is going to try to sneak in and get caught or org doesn't get good grades and the father has you know Yosemite Sam sort of temper. The Middle Child observes that and says you know. I don't WanNa go there because he will do. Do this if I do that. If the child is smart not only did I observe that with my older brother but I expect it my older brother to a jump on the bullet and defend me and my little brother Because I had watched him so carefully and so closely and I learned from I learned more from him and then he learned from him. I think Just by watching my older brother and the other reason that middle children turn out to be so strong as adults preys. He's is not something they're used to getting so they're not terribly motivated by. They have to get their enjoys elsewhere. Yeah they'd see that you might awesome but not as much as a first born. Children tend to be self-motivated. Not Praise motivated. I'm am I not a classic that's right in so many of these ways the first born you read anything at all and when the neighbors come over bobby is reading. Saint at all Bob. uh-huh it's Bob and Sheri here on this show the Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry Hill. Lamar doing good yeah. We're talking about this morning or Mama coming to save my mom. My Mom ran the Soda Fountain and a Little Grill Drugstore in town and so that was a hang hang out for people adults and kids and everything else and we're our football team was having a miserable year and somehow discussion got on about the coach. And whether it's good coach your back coach and participated in the conversation. Don't remember exactly what I said. But some man that was at the Drugstore Doug Store went and reported that to the football coach so the next day at school football coach calls me into his office and assists me down and he says it's been telling me that you made some disparaging remarks about me and my country ability and you disrespected me. I'm I'm like what are you talking about me said having adult compel me this and he said You know that's disrespectful in I'm GonNa have to give you a few links for that. They had done well. I remember the conversation allegation but remember everybody talking about you know boggled by his coaching abilities. Whatever and I'm sure that I spouted off something about his lack of coaching ability? But that was talking about his Mama. What I'm saying? I know you came up in a small town but adults beaten up on kids. Where is that okay? So where does this go uh-huh and and so I said well I said I. I don't think we're going to do that. Oh Yeah we're GONNA do that. I just WanNa say what had a phone on his dad I said. Let me call the mom and let her come down here and you explain it to her and she thinks so then. We'll go from there as well call you Mama. He says I know your Mama. Call your mom so I called her and I sort of give a brief overview and she's it'd be incitement so we're sitting there and he's probably got the paddle out. He's thinking this is GonNa go great and so it was almost right before she got to the door. I can almost hear the whistle tune from the good the bad and the ugly She opened that door and she came in and she said her pocketbook down and she said give me a quick overview. What you're talking about the guy so well God the data da and I'm not gonna I'm not I can't tell you who it was but it was a an adult came and told me my mom was stopped that she said? Are you going WanNa sit here and tell me they. Somebody that considers himself at grown ass man paddle tail own a high school student to the coach because he said something about. You don't know what you're doing on the football field. And he goes well. Let's just look at it as a form of disrespect. My my Momma said well. You hadn't won any games so far this year. It seems to me that whatever they were saying it must have been trude. Did he say anything bad. As far as any KINDA cuts he goes no no he was just saying something bad about me and she said in so you won't put him over a desk and give him four or five weeks for that. He's the one that's my plan piece piece. It ain't happening ain't happening to me. And she said h you got a class. You need to be learning something. Because I don't have you down here not to learn. Go go to your class right now. I got up and left and she finished out talking to him and I've never heard anything else about. It is terrific. She's so right. I knew that he was in trouble. When your mom used the phrase A grown ass man that nine news actually going his way you know who makes you know who makes me sick in this story. The Guy who is hanging out at the soda. Oh to shop. That thought he'd suck up to the coach and adult saying something to the coach so he could ingratiate. I had an adult do that to me. Once as an adult old sucked up to Another guy he overheard me saying something and sucked up to this guide said. Did you hear the Bob Macey was saying that I have had no respect for this bum. Ever since. What kind of man does that? It's ridiculous I don't get my my role. I had plenty of opens when I was in school and she was all fine but this one this this this was different doing anything that you need to get but weapons for I. I've had my time. I've had my time in office but I I it feel like this is one that I you know. I deserve it but I didn't feel like it was one and I think my mom was going for that and then they evidently he's so I know your mom I'm thinking I don't thank you do so that's great. That's a great story. Yeah she came. Here she cleared that How old were you then? By the way I was a sophomore in Lasko and you were going to be bent over the desk of another man and paddled on the behind what website and they take. Hasn't it sounds like the seventies corporal punishment was very. I mean honestly itself you have a fetish for Husky country boys taking open for dissonant coach go to Husky and country boy dot com visa. That were if that. Were you know the kind of movie I'm talking about the coach have on those dark red coaches shorts you know. Yeah yeah to whistle right. Yeah look they no doubt about that but I mean you know that guy who went to the coach what what a little easily Azazel knowing Lamar as we do A SMART ASS. You is born not made so I know that you were mouthing off about something. Something to man up. He's a football coach. is going to get all kinds of trash agree. Yeah yeah so I was participating in a conversation nation with adults I mean we were. You know we were and I was out there in the middle of it but I mean you know the fact that I was talking to adults wouldn't sit anything that was you know off color or anything like that. He didn't say that my mom tried her best to get him to tell her through. The guy was at Tattletale. That was him but that didn't he. Would you know what's great eight about your mom. Your mom was a classic old school mom in that she was allowed to call her boy. Chowder head yeah right you seem you knew what the deal was you but nobody else was allowed to do that to you. Know it's an old school mom. Yes she was old school. Today's Today's he's helicopter MOMS We all believe our children are so profoundly gifted We will be amazed if someone came and told us something bad about our kids but we were raised by parents earns who were like. Oh Yeah my kid's odometer. This is the same mom. This is the same mom when I was in junior high school and banks. Were in when you grow your head you know the banks. I wanted to wear bang. Said you can't wear bangs. Your face is too fat. You tell you don't even think about my little brother. Her little brother Mike for any kind of diplomacy brother in lake tenth or Eleventh Grade Came home and his English teacher had given him. This is glowing Report on some project he done. My father took one look at that and said you got the right kid. Keep this good feeling the building because you know I know you when there's no way I mean does she Maybe you got the paper. I was in the fifth grade. Great when flair pants came out by everything straight. Legged flared pants. I came out. I wanted to pay fly leg bands. She said flatly you pay it. She said that's for thin boys but don't you. The women have no banks no flare pants but no woman from the football coach right. That's exactly right. Lamar thanks a lot. It's Bob and Sheri Blow here. Michelle Bob and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Cherry listening to the news story coming in this morning. About out the CEOS from the banks and the financial institutions who took government Snare Pace Act One guy. His pay is going. He's the head of he's the CEO for city. His pay goes from something like thirty eight million dollars a year. That's that's a good gig you know but thank. I can't even even fathom getting that kind of money. Goes from thirty eight thousand a year to something like a thirty eight million a year to something like nineteen million a year. He's GonNa how will I don't know. How will they manage? So you know the difference between I mean there are a lot of differences like education But the difference between a guy like that in me if they wacked my pay in half and I was still taking home after taxes. Something like eleven million dollars. I'd work for like one year and then yet that'd be that'd be familiar. The needs with these guys. You know they want more hundreds and hundreds and hundreds just just to say that I died with the most toys but that would not be me. I would take that eleven million dollars. Aren't they whack me in half if no they don't want me so I can take my eleven million dollars. Of course I would cover you guys. You know you might have to work two years. You're going to cover all of us 'cause chats here now and Chad Chad set up a little straighter when you said you were going to cover all of us. Yeah she might want to do two years or two years. Alright show I appreciate. It was good doing concerts. Don't pay for themselves. He needs the money so I I do call you guys. I can't tell you exactly how much but it would be very generous. And then I would take the rest and that'd be it. I'm getting a lot define a lot. I'm getting five hundred thousand dollars. I'm getting I'm just going to tell you straight up and I'm willing to gamble willing to do a little something something for me. A million you're going to do a little something for it. I'm going to need five million dollars and I'm willing to do a little snow makes you know what I'm ashamed. I can't give you this money because of what it does to you. Don't diminish yourself let me just let me just make this very very very clear if you anyone listening. I don't care if you have four heads if you will give me five million dollars whatever eh off give me one million dollars. Whatever get off Mike Coroner? Oh God you people bring disagrees. Still have to be a million bucks. But I'm working on the other corner across from Max. You know what I was surprised. Said I said I'd go for by five hundred hundred dollars. Something only elite vis you know what I mean paid for five million you can have that. Wow that the bad. I won't start working harder. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri cast cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now in itunes store or Google play crystal took on it and I think when crystal takes on authorities she usually wins how you doing crystal. Yeah thanks for joining us here you were. You were what you're arrested by the police. Oh yeah a couple of times actually Well it all really started at started at school and Riding the school bus There's this boy on there and He lives in my neighborhood and he used his acting so ugly towards every girl that came on the bus. You know making sexual remarks and stuff so I called them on it And we got an argument and Like just the verb argument was in notorious thrown or anything but the school bus drivers. You didn't lightning because has gotten into two so she pulled over the bus and call the police and Because I want to move up to the front 'cause I would pass by in the past him and I probably would have sworn got him. 'cause I'm really the school whenever it comes to that kind of stuff but I wanted to move out of my feet and She called called the she called the police and they came and The police you know you need come up here and you need to talk those cells. What's going on and I was just because you know they? They weren't doing anything to the boy and he was the one being. Glenn I call them on it but so I didn't move. I was like well if you WanNa talk to me and come back here and uh-huh and So they didn't come back there actually mall. The guy came back there and he took me off the bus. He asked me how old I was. Seventeen good you're going to jail so okay does she. Sounds like a little bit doesn't she. I I love new going to jail. And the second time was It was in the school parking lot. Like where the buses load up kind of same kind of thing. the bus driver is a real you know media and she She had me an assigned seat for no. Oh repair eason. And I wouldn't sit in it because you know I'm GonNa have to wrap please and They asked me to move and I didn't and Again they arrested me off the bus and You the only person I've ever I've ever known only only kid I've ever known it's been arrested on a school bus. Let alone twice. Hello Christopher when she tells it it's like they wanted me to sit there and I said no I love crystal. She said you need to come back here. I don't think it happened exactly exactly like you know. There's drama with Crystal Crystal Crystal. said she's GonNa sit wherever she pleases so they were off the bus interested. Her every much still at school actually got too late now because yeah the school when she was like. Oh I got. I got written up too many times for being schoolteachers. It didn't really. I didn't like what they said. You know just a little conference you didn't like with teachers. said they're being mean to me so I had been online back. Okay and I got written up too many times. I had I went to school and I've been there for the past Last semester and now I'm finally back in regular what's going on here. Did you all school a little bit. Better Oh no no no no. I was so horrible. Oh my goodness so. You're happy to be back finishing out your senior year and it's I took all my core classes so like it was. There wasn't anything to do. I completed all my work really fast and crystal crystal on behalf of all tax payers. Tell us that you've got the grades. The passing get out of high school. I'm sorry are you going to be able to get out of high school in pass. Yes I can come back to this place if I wanted to do. They don't like me what do you. What do you want to do so mild-mannered what are you gonNa be when you grow up? Do you suppose physical. They're okay I could see you know she'll knock some sense into you you'll get you'll do your exercise. I really don't like the way this bone is working to start you in any clubs in school like the Anger Club. Sports of any kind like boxing. No I actually like I just. I don't have time I work all the time I've had I worked since I was about sixteen. And you know I don't have time to do other things do you have. A boyfriend is yeah and I guess he he Toes the line. Pretty we get. Oh He loves this only reason how you can put up with me family life at home with your mother and father. It's good you know is the best parents in the world. I wouldn't trade. Oh for anything but it was tough. You know I've always been crazy little kid like on I.. Bowler issues and we'll English use that anger management and just I just. I don't like people telling me what to do and I'm GonNa do it my way. How did how did you enjoy? Anger Management Well I got in a fight the second tell us about that. Well you got hall but you people who were angry together anger management. I was going And it's every Tuesday and I got in a fight at school. This girl has got him my face and I just I brought her down. I wasn't gonNA habit and And but I went in anger management. They said so. How was your day today as it was pretty crappy you know again to fight? They're like all men. You don't can't do that. I was like well it happens. You know I can't do anything about it now but it's just you know I just can't crystal. You're you're like the little powder keg of dynamite Mike You I. Do you know what I would want her. As my real estate won hers and my bodyguard dessert. I just wasn't going to have it. took her down. It's it's Bob and Sheri stuff you here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri Katrina joins US right now. How old were you when you did this? Job Katrina What was the job? I was babysitting for my mother's friend. You know I think turning over Hold was the Child Child Charles Patriots sitting at nights you. I was babysitting nine year old a six year old and a two year old so the had to change diapers to well. You were at the age of nine though. Probably the other nine year old was was a Was An early nine did they. Other year year. Old Respect your authority not always was boy. It was a boy. Yes I just sense that so you were telling him boy your your age what to do yes. I was a bit grown up for my age. I was going to say Bob was saying that. This'll be like during the break his Hamptons babysitting be Hampton taking care of a three year old a three year old a three year old Hampton Hampton changing diapers Hampton This is little billy and He's going to need his diaper changed three or four times today. I want to do a good job right right. Mom showed you how right. Okay good are. We're GONNA leave you alone in the house for while you can't picture it you must have been very matured citrin. I I had to grow up very early so yeah I didn't get paid for Watching those three boys but I did have one that I had to watch the two year old and I think I got paid like seventy five dollars for the entire summer. Kisses herm kind of money right here. You know you made up better with the free hot talks you. Oh you did Katrina really got the shaft so you were just doing this as a favor. Well my mother actually told me that I had to. My Mother didn't work and neither did this woman so I don't know why I had to watch these children. But they weren't there. Were they going out hustling sailors. I mean they were yeah yeah they went to the pool so they probably at the casinos are huge kidding. You know we read about people like you and the new the new year old caring for three small children. Wow and the yeah. That was about twenty years ago and the two mothers were off. Who knows where Blair has? I have no idea God if anything went wrong. Can you imagine you would have your mother would have been well if it was Nancy Grace. If she was still if the one time I was actually watching my baby sister and she wandered down the street. I think I was About ten and she wonder under down the street and a cop came and brought her home and my mother chastised me in front of the car and then like as we were leaving I was I was so upset because I had no idea those to be walking Katrina. What were you doing when you were supposed to be watching the baby probably watching TV? Weren't you at the park playing. And and the COP cop stood there while the parent of the child blamed you for the baby wandering off. Yes and the cost looked at me and said you need to keep people watch on your baby systems. The cop the coupling do cop blamed me. I was I was in pieces and when we got back to the house. I'm on said did that for sho go play you know what you know. What your child who plays you had a full scholarship to co dependency academy ahead of me? I Bet I turned out to younger siblings and I was always raising the younger siblings if I wanted to go to the mall or stay the night with my friends. I did take my baby sister with me to stay the night with my friends so I bet you grew up to be a caretaker real responsible. Real code is that true. If I'm the only one of my siblings who is married home and you know pays her bills on time. Is your mother ever in jail. Yes jail and prison then. Well the one that she was in prison for drug trafficking she was a CO conspirator to commit the drug trafficking associated out doing drugs while I was watching all of these neighborhood children. Oh I think that's probably the case. God you just. I was just picturing a a woman who was kind of like my mother's friend Connie's Zimmerman who just you know so tired. I wanted to but this sounds like it's something more serious serious and your father. Your father wasn't around I guess No now my father. He lived on the other side of town and he only had we every other weekend visitation and but a lot of times. I was too independent. I really didn't care to go. You know rules set it on the weekends. So take your baby says the you know the funny thing is my mother and my father actually had four children together With like my mom wanted to have Oliver Kids by the same dad even if you know the old fashioned you're a good mom you know. Isn't she ridiculous tied to tradition. It's Bob and Sheri and stuff. You won't hear here on the show the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri App get it now. I do store or Google play. Let's go to Kate Bob. Hi Kate. How are are you good? Thanks for calling us. What's the what's the rule that you have set up? I actually have three and it's really bad because I wrote this custody agreement myself so I kind of backed myself into a corner but one of them was that no significant other Can come to any the events including birthday parties and outings still trips and dinners so if you have a birthday party for how many kids do you have. I have two kids is your your ex-husband can come. But not his girlfriend correct and I bet when you wrote that you were really thinking about your ex husband's girlfriend and not really thinking about how this this would turn out around to bite you in the face right exactly. Yeah it has in in what way. Obviously you met somebody and I can't bring him either is is this until the kids are eighteen. You know I probably suppose suppose he married married. Would he then get the dispensation of bringing his new wife to the birthday party at quitting to the custody agreement now I would have to change. The I agree with you so crazy thinking and then we did have you. Are you dating the invisible man because this is the only only way out of this Katie really bad. Because he can't come either he's actually not even allowed in the house. What is that great saying? I love it so so much. That anger for something is like poison that you give someone else that kills. You just came right back on you so you what what is this. What do you mean not allowed in the house? Yeah he's not allowed in the house. Is that your second rule. You said there were three. Just one of the part of this stipulation is that they're or not. He can't be in the house when the kids are here. The second rule called the first right of refusal which means that neither of us can have a babysitter her without the person knowing and agreeing. UK which is horrible which is hard because you know. How am I supposed to know whether this person Oh is good or bad right right and neither of us have ever agreed on a babysitter? Can I can I guess on the third rule can can can. I guess I let me guess. Let me guess he dies early. Be Nice now the serveral is you. We have to live within sixty miles round trip of each other thirty miles away really bad how. How is that impact impact you and that you can't? We can't go anywhere. I mean you just can't travel somewhere but you have to come back and live near him right actly Kate. It kind of helps with the whole refusing babysitters. Because we've always got the kids. Neither of US can agree on a babysitter. That are so so kate. I'm how long have you been divorced. We've been divorced almost three years so For people listening right now that are in the early stages of this and you know they're Out there What have you learned about the process that you would share that? You'RE GONNA move on and even though you're hurting right now at that time your if you make these rules it's it's going going to bite you in the butt because you are going to move on and you're going to want that person to be in your kids life and now we've been together for for we're almost two years and he's not allowed in the house now. Katie did. Did Your ex-husband cheat on you with the person's with now not with anybody nobody right now how can he. I'm exhausted and I've just met you so you have a relationship with the guy you're dating that you say two years two years. He's never met the children now. He has method children. We I we can go over there. He just can't come over here. So what kind of crazy jacked up world. Are we living in that you. You could marry this guy. And he can't come to his own family members birthday party. Why don't you go back to your ex and renegotiate negotiate? I think we and timely would but it's still really fresh because even though we say were over it and we've moved on if we start talking about the divorce we get really angry and bitter towards each other. Approach him as soon as he gets a girlfriend. Don't you you think Sherry if he does not have anybody in his life right now nothing changes. I don't know Katie. If you're a religious person but I'd be on my knees every night on plea a sweet benevolent baby. Jesus Bring unto him a swimsuit model a man I true beat. Beat that's all I would think about every time I threw a penny somewhere that it'd be my wish. Please please let my ex-husband model Amen. And then the mini got one. She's she's awesome. What a great person? Let's renegotiate exactly right exactly but you know still when it comes down to it. We're when we're like. Does this person do drugs. This person smokes. Does this person so even with if we change the stipulation we've still got stipulations. Because you know I don't want my children near a certain type of person but isn't it possible now even if I'm even if we accept that your ex husband is the biggest D. Bag alive. Isn't it possible that he could meet a really lovely person who is. It's not a drug abusing PSYCHOPATHIC MANIAC. Who who would be okay in your children's lives could that is very true but it's highly unlikely likely love you Katie? Thank you so we aren't good luck. It's Bob and Sheri Listen. They knew Bob and Sheri Very Twenty. Four seven Bob and Sheri Dot Com. This is a time of year when a lot of people go not do a spring cleaning but do a getting rid of stop and I was thinking about that when you were running through your list of gadgets that yes or whatever reason we hold onto Do you ever go back and look cat. Some of the crap that you're holding onto and in the moment it seemed like yes. I must have this. I must keep this forever. I'm doing it's really really depressing because it's money the out the door it is. It's well you you're like man. If I had the money back that I spent on stupid stuff. Don't go there. It'll drive you out of your mind but I'm so sacramental I periodically have to go down. Have a closet. Downstairs and in that closet are boxes and boxes and boxes of school stuff from my daughter's going back to when they were in kindergarten and so I've recently went through one of those boxes. It was one of Carolina's boxes and in the moment when I saved everything. Thanks I saved everything and figured I'll be able to like in this moment. All of this is precious to me but at some point in the future. I'll be able to let go. Oh of a three inch stack of math worksheets from verse Creighton. And and I was finally able to do that. I I mean I got rid of a a whole box full of stuff. That wasn't precious at all A math worksheet not super precious. Unless you're six month old baby can do Algebra. In which case I would save that. But your first grader. Doing basic subtraction. That's not anything that you can probably expect to need. And so I got rid of all all of that and then for some reason in that same balks I had kept like an empty cranberry juice bottle bottle and I sat there for the longest time looking at that. cranberry juice bottle and trying to remember. What was it about this empty bottle of ocean spray? That was so loaded it with emotion in that moment the figure it out now and I ended up recycling it but I think part of the reason we keep some of those old flip phones and all those busted things. Things is because there's so much emotion still attached. Yeah I guess so or we don't know how to get rid of them which has been what we were discussing a little while ago so That doesn't bother me the flip phone doesn't bother me at all really. It is weird looking because it's so antiquated antiquated compared to an iphone carrying an iphone at route. What bothers me is I look at some clothes that I purchased and it was just a it was a stupid momentary commentary by you know and I look at it and I went okay? That sure was forty dollars. Forty dollars is is not gonNa you know. Put me over the top but it was forty dollars players that I had and I don't even like to shirt anymore. You know what I mean. That's that's where my stuff is or certain when I was buying CD's certain CDs. All of yes. I heard one song I like. I haven't played that. CD In ten years. 'cause there's only one song I like and it was seventeen dollars or whatever it was I have to be super careful careful about saying that I like something because if I say I like something I get a hundred of that thing. Oh you mean like for the holidays in order for my birthday or whatever that is that is a good first world problem to have except then you have one hundred electric salt Shaker Salt Shaker and in a hundred fun potholders and one hundred pairs of socks with whimsical cats on them. More than anybody needs right. And you're never going to use. Is it all or you. Don't even want it in the house but there it is and you feel terrible like you terrible in rowing. It's one thing to donate made it but you feel terrible throwing something away Because once upon a time people didn't throw away the toaster when it broke the fixed. It right right exactly but it's so much there are there are no fixed. Chops are very few of them now. But I mean I've I've purchased plastic watering cans. Right so I I bought a new really was one but I thought I'd get to because I had walk all the way to the other side where I was watering flowers. So now I have for some reason. Like four watering cans. I don't know how it got. All these watering hands. Cut them in their each sixteen dollars and it's a waste kept texted. Stiff me a link to something saw online. There were these heavy duty. Cardboard boxes with compartments each compartment holds a single Christmas ornament and he texted means that we need these and in that moment I wanted to leave work and take him for an MRI of his brand since bindis Kevin One. Hey Hey Sherry from the Bob and Sheri Show I thank you so much for listening to our podcast. Really appreciate you you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to mention that if you hear political advertising of any kind any campaign any race any party adjacent to any bob and Sheri Show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising. We're NOC compensated for it. In fact we have asked every streaming platforms there is to exclude our programs from all political messaging. Why because political messaging makes people furious? And we're trying really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free island so please know if you hear it you're hearing it at our protests. We don't want it there. Were trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's get back to the show. Get the free bobbins Jerry asking instantly get the podcast the odd cast and Bob and Sheri Fan size so guys. I was reading an article about little things that men can do to be more more romantic. You do a couple of these already. Yeah yeah yeah which ones bullets. Let's hear them while the one that you did the one that I immediately. When I saw it I went well? That's the B. Obey. What is texting and Emoji for? No reason like the heart is bullet. Trains whatever's kind of lame. Hey my husband will not use emoji still will not know you told me. He used them a couple of times not EMOJI. He'll do like the you know like this the the colon and the slash winky those who will do the weekend. That's a winky an apostrophe. It's a it's Semicolon. So you've got a semi colon is still intelligence by man's blading a semi colon to you. You said a winky. I'm sorry I don't know that. So you do that. You text Emoji for no reason. Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean. Usually there's some text along with it. If you got pretty good and then I put a Hartson awesome. This is going to be challenging for alive. That doesn't make me cazenove. I gotta be honest myself. It makes you more than more than that. Can you take your winds thankful. That's a win. The Moon lecherous the next one doctor Jessica O'Reilly the hellish. She has a podcast called sex with Dr Jess. She said that you should kiss this. Your partner men with dog energy. She said you know how your dog greets taught lies around a lot the golfing greats you. Oh yeah with enthusiasm and a wagging tail when I come Home Sam Barks and he spins encircles and he's so filled with joy. You're my wife doesn't want that with kissing dog. She doesn't I'm telling you. She does not want dog energy in that area. How do you know that she doesn't want August? I do I know my woman. Todd do you think that your girlfriend would like for you to kiss her with dog energies it. I am never going to say I'm about to kiss you with dog energy because you know what at that point in time. She's GonNa grab a tennis ball. Take me me out back and starts rolling back you can get the crazy is oh you don't want those crazy Ken okay. I don't think women want to have that sort of crazy. Aggression Shen with your mouth coming at them should be some tenderness. I walked in the door today and Kevin ran at me and eat like in a playful way and gave me some dog energy. Heck yes I would love that it would make me laugh. I love it. What's the next excellent spend sixty seconds every single day that makes your partner feel important? That can be anything from a warming coming up her car or cleaning off her laptop screen or fixing her her favorite drink sixty seconds or telling her a fascinating fascinating story that you don't think that you told her from your past. That's not on here but I'm sure to really does. He makes me breakfast every day and he pours pours boiling. Hot Water. Into my Yeti and said that it's really hot and then when the coffee goes in it stays hot nice. I make coffee for my wife every day. Thank you for the little things and remember you can never go wrong by paying extra attention to her neck. We loved that is that right. I told you that a million times. Why don't you listen? Because I'm just a dumb lug nut what we discussed how much we love when you kiss. I know what my wife like. I'm S- Madison. If you're you're listening I'm sorry. Just sorry I do girl that dog energy for your Mama. Oh I hope. She's not in the car. I know exactly what my wife likes to kiss her. She she she does it. She doesn't want to spend like an hour and a half around there. You know. Nobody's asking for that but if you came up behind her while she was cooking or something and I just moved her hair aside and gently nibbled on her neck. She'd say. What do you want coaching? Not Enough all right Let's see here's another one. You're not GONNA do this. None of Y'all know she's in the shower. Yes Okay and you see. She's in the shower. And you very carefully disappear into the laundry room in with a towel which you run in the tumble dryer. Just a few minutes and as she exits the shower. You wrap her towel again. My sincere apology Madison. I would do that. I would definitely do that. I don't do laundry room. So far footage far down. It's three flights of stairs now. I have to run like a it. I don't do don't do the drier but I do. Put it over like the Hesselink fireplace. You do that. Oh that's not because I told. Schmuck what are you talking about. You combine that warm towel with a dog energy next skull awesome worthies. We'll pause dog energy guys. Don't forget those two words it's Bob and Sheri it stuff. You won't hear on the show the a Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Sheri ads so we're talking about easy peasy ways. That don't cost an anti money. That man could be more romantic except except for me warming a towel for my wife. You can't do that in your house. I'm no I'm going to get you back here. Because she's in the shower flora. You have to see her in the shower then you have to sprint downstairs. Warm up the towel and get back up there with the hotel before she gets out. That's that's an awful lot of pressure on me. It's a lot of time. Yeah I know you're off the hook for that but that just means you have to put you have to lean a little harder to give her some dog energy when you hugger. Sorry go ahead. What's the next hello practice saying these three phrases more often phrase number one and you're good at this do this? You look and then I am very good very good. It's very easy with her. I mean she's really a pretty woman for the rest of the end of a Beagle. Ego's struggle for Y'all thank you keep my wife of compliment. I'm just saying no. What are you going to turn that around? Auto me venerate myself that much. I'm saying she and David David after struggling Doug Lob even the hideous of us every once in a while we can clean up and look pretty decent. I mean you know. There's been a few times where Jan said you know what it's light outside. It's it's okay you can go out. People won't be offended. They'll look at you. You know what man I'm GonNa get you a nice hot towel. Well you'RE GONNA have to run three floors down but hey you know what that'll help your daily burnt. That's good. That's good. Yeah you're right last thirty. Oh Yeah I'm GONNA hop all the way the next phrase that you should say more often you are also very good at miss you. Yeah this last one a texter this last one. I don't don't know very many guys. That are very good at this. All this is the hardest wine. What is it WANNA dance? That is a hard one hard. She loves to dance. You know I wish I. We're a better dancer and I wish I felt more comfortable on dance floors. I don't think I'm the only guy that feels that way. This women love to dance. What did they do when they go out with their girlfriends? They the dance. They just love to dance. My husband does not love he is very bashful about any kind of public display dancing speechmaking speechmaking toast giving he just can't you just can't and you accept the. Yeah because he's so great at tap dancing lessons with you which I thought was was really amazed. He did but he stopped because he could not bear the part where we go across the floor. He couldn't bear to be watched. Would the part where you go and tap class. You know you tap altogether and then across the floor either in ones or twos or threes or whatever so that our teacher Ms Tiffany can check our technique. Can he couldn't he never performed on stage. He is so great at so many other things and there's so many stellar qualities that you know if I want a man that can make a speech which I have you take turn now. This is something that y'all could do to be more romantic. And this is the damned straight truth is just talking about this sniffer Wendy Take some take more turns taking charge of decision making about like what we're going to. We're going to go on vacation education. What hotel and when I come home for the weekend having for dinner say how pork chop sound MHM instead of? I don't care and then when I put something in front of vast as empty calories you know what will be more okay but you have to give us a complete heads up on on that like I I I gotta I gotTa heads up from work yesterday. Saying I'm going to turn it over to you for dinner tonight. She's she said I'll be there at seven fifteen. Well I didn't see it until like six fifty so now I'm driving like crazy person over trying to figure out what it is GonNa get the grill up and I did it But it just added pressure I. I don't know why you got no food in your house. There's no food I sh- I shop every day almost every day and she does talking crap every week. I shop a couple of times. Yeah Yeah Here's this is there more but this is the last one right. Something love notes are great and I'm sorry note is amazing. Amazing thinking about you on a post. It note I cannot tell you how much we love that. I know that I know that because I get the puck them. You don't do or I. Why do you can't use running down to make a hot towels? EXCUSE CA start writing notes running down and really multitask like you. Gals do get the new Bob and Sheri at instantly get the podcast and I finally found a parent who I don't WanNA trade schedules with the actor. Mark Wahlberg Mark Martin. I've read what you read. Oh my God. He was asked by okay a fan on instagram dude. Man You got four kids. You're forty seven years old. How in the world do you look like that? So Walberg post-it his schedule Joel on his instagram. And I just I gotTa tell you I'm going to run the schedule down and at the end of it you're going to say I'm GonNa Keep My dad bod or I'm GonNa and just stay the way M. There's no way that I'm willing to work this hard to look like Mark Wahlberg. It is the craziest schedule that I have ever seen. He gets up at two thirty. A M that's when his alarm goes off at two forty five. Am Prayer Time Three fifteen a m breakfast three forty to five fifteen a m workout five five thirty a m post workout meal six. AM shower seven thirty. Am Gulf eight am snack. Let me pause here you can play. How much golf can you play in? Thirty minutes. Could be practising or or. He has the snack while he's well. He's coughing at nine thirty. AM He gets in. The chamber. For recovery Bob Nigh We know we have a client who does cry chamber recovery. QC Kinetics and they. It's this the thing. Were only your head sticks out of the tent. I don't know it's like forty below zero in there. We saw some hockey players. Go through it. It really works apparently like people that do it. Say It's like a complete game changer. But you know mantle like to be cold of course. I also don't like to get up at two thirty. AM and work out all right next up at ten thirty. Am We have another snack then eleven. Am We have family time slash meetings slash work calls one PM lunch two PM meetings slash work calls three PM. Pick up kids at school. Three third by the way by that. He's been up ten and a half hours. Yeah three thirty. PM Snack Four PM workout number to Oh five PM shower five thirty PM dinner slash family time seven thirty PM bedtime. Which means he does not watch any primetime time? TV now this is this is home of course when he's making a movie who knows. But that's that's how that's how it goes to thirty in the morning. He starts the day. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. But did you see the picture of the guy in one of the news magazines. He looks incredible. I believe every every word of it. Oh I do too because there's no way you look like that without doing all of that. The Gulf thing you know it takes four hours for eighteen holes. It takes half the two hours for nine holes right. I think he's going to a driving range hitting a few balls or at home impeach the backyard. So I I studied on this. You realize that he has two big workouts that both last more than an hour to big workouts. I do Every other day if I'm on target could be every three days about thirty minutes of The daily burn. That's the best I got and you look like I don't like that. I don't look like that. But which is that to higher price. It is too high a price but he has to take his shirt off all the time he goes to the beach and there's a photographer they're going to take a picture of them. Have you ever seen some of the the photographs. APPs that Sylvester Stallone. Arnold Schwarzenegger were shot with where they're just totally out of shape and then they're on the national inquires front-page. David David David Spade and molly was on our show and he said he could hear the click and he said I knew I was out of shape and I knew what was going to happen. I remember disguise in the movies. He's probably we going to have to take his shirt off when he's in the movies for certain seats. I remember reading in Men's Health magazine that Every day his first breakfast every day okay. That's something you to have in common eats breakfast twice eats all day long. I was waiting for somebody to criticize him well. His snack listened to what needs for breakfast. He has egg Weitz on sprouted green. Zeki Oh bread with almond butter avocado. That sounds good. Yeah that sounds good. Well it sounds good. If you're not Lamar Dr or my husband might sound. I had a similar breakfast the other day. I don't know what the Ezekiel bread is. But it was close to that you. I don't think you you would like Ezekiel bread. What is it it's It's really dense. I was gonna say it sounds dance. Yes really dance. Yeah it's not your it's not your thing white white wheat all right. It's still wheat. I know I know it's not so anyway. That's his Schedule good for him at works. But you know actresses have been doing this for years and years if you're if you're an actress and you're going to be shot in your underwear or we're doing nude scene and all of that. I don't think they go to this to this extent but they still work out constantly. Do you remember when Madonna was touring Years ago ago I mean Sh. Her workout was grueling. Yeah he told Men's health magazine he said. There's no way I'm going out eating dinner drinking wine fine. No Way I'd go home. I go to bed if I finish work at eight PM. I tried to be in bed at nine PM. You've got to put the work in and then you gotta get the rest and recovery. That's what would it take. His work ethic is strong. I you know I think that Mark Wahlberg is one of the biggest surprises in movie history. Because who would have thought coming where he came from and his initial forays in the show business with the underwear ads and the Marky mark thing. Who would have said that? He'd he'd be the sort of star that is now and he's a good actor he I agree with you. He may be the single biggest surprise. Not just in the entertainment industry. Yeah but in the history of delinquent bad boys yeah because he's a good family Matt it's at least seemingly. I don't know what goes on behind closed doors but he's married a long time. Scott all the kids I just you know I feel like I deserve metal. If I don't eat candy for a week you we know like Oh. I've given up sugar schedule brutal. But his face in his body is part of his info. That's how that's his business business. And that's the way it looks at it and stuff you won't hear on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry half a hope. You Rav that clip a few minutes ago where Nicole Kidman going out with him. He was oblivious to the idea that he could get a date with a woman that hot we started talking talking about has. has this happened to you. Who Average people have that and show? You didn't think so. And then I thought of one time and then I remembered when I was was like fifteen years old. And if you don't have an older brother if you're the oldest brother you've got no blueprint unless you've got a a cousin you're close two or your father for some reason is going to talk to you about women. You are like struggling blind in the forest. You have no idea rightly are on in your own right so. There's a really cute girl that I was going to school with name cookie mccarey and You know I'd see you're here and there and I had no idea the cookie mccarey wanted to go to the North Haven Fair with me. You know none and that was a big thing. There wasn't much going on north haven but but win the fair came by. It was an excuse to get away from your parents. And you know you'd get like five bucks to spend at the fair and you could be alone with other people your age so Some of the guys would take their first girlfriends. They're run fifteen years old. What did I know? And then my friend Richie comes up to me and he says hey. I just talked to cookie mccarey. And she wants you. She wants and of course I didn't I said to do you want me to do what no good at math. I can't help her their wing out to the garage for her father washed his car. What is their money in this for me? I I have to do what now you idiot now and it and it was true and and that was actually the the first girl that I actually went on a date with to the north haven. Fair this is why like in middle school and high school. This is why your friends are such valuable assets as wingmen and wing women. Because you can't do these things on your own. You need your friends to help see my wife's listening right. MG saying I am so right. This guy is oblivious to everything. He's often his own were am I often in my own world sometimes. Yeah sometimes nothing wrong with that really. Are you Colombo now. You've got to be paid attention to detail. Yeah you're not solving this week's crime I'm getting through the day get. There's a bad caulker in the world has bob doing. Is I just getting through the day. Drive off a bridge or nothing today Iran. You're getting through somebody waiting for the Blue Jello Jello at lunch. Stand up clean. Your pants were sober thank you day. Yeah Yeah my pants zipped well. It's easier this time. It's so cold outside what's that. Oh my God I forgot this business like I have poor sit. It's called situational awareness. It's not a good thing to not have it and I don't have a lot of it either because I'm also in my head most of the time kind of drifting along thinking my own thoughts and I miss a lot a lot of things. Why don't we have to be studying everything that's going on point you know I mean what am I gonNA? What am I going to change really? That's what I say I say Kevin so have you for for the next time. Mary calls you on that. Say Sweetie. That's why I have you to find the six fingered cabdriver. I'm thinking thoughts. I'm getting through through the day. Excuse me I'm just trying to think how that goes over. I can be oblivious to everything that's why I have you to study everything. Give me updates on what's going going on. Look if both of us are looking at the six fingered cabdriver. Who's thinking the thoughts that what do you need? What do you need your clone for except to thoughts? I'm usually thinking I wonder. What am I gonNA eat next while you're getting through the day that's part of getting through the day it's not like I'm coming up with some big master plan to get blood? Let sugar drops. You've got to get through the debt. I can't get through the day. Do Fine Okay. Yeah I'm still here and you're -CCOMPLISH lanny really. Yeah look at you. I'm sitting here talking would you. That's what I'm saying why that it's not taking place in your own bag. You had to get up get trashed you at the drive for like twenty five minutes and they pay pay me and you had to avoid not running over a deer. That's exactly right. They voting. You've been listening to the best of shared for sure to check out our website. BOB AND SHERI DOT COM download our free APP to get the odd cast the podcast and barberry sides instaflex. Hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri very odd cast. We would love if you subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening?

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Sheryl Crow Live on Bob & Sheri

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Sheryl Crow Live on Bob & Sheri

"Who found by somebody got akin to the inside the show by monday monday monday now broadcasting from the bob and sheri studios is father jerry darren. If you are someone who likes to take your laptop to starbucks or a coffee shop and work on whatever it is your novel your your poetry your journal if you're someone who finds that you study better in a bustling crowded coffeeshop. I have amazing news news for you. It's all true they did a they took a look at your average busy starbucks or caribou coffee shop environment and and they said that the level of sound on average seventy decibels which is exactly the amount of sound you need to quiet your brains james internal traffic cops and free your mind up for abstract thought so you are more creative in those environment rather than being in i don't know are you living riot or a library. I'm just telling you so so you need some sort of stimulus. That's in the background almost like a sleep machine or a t._v. On you you know some kids will wolves do their homework and there's a t._v. On the oh i know people who are like that yeah so connected to that if your desk is a mess you are probably more likely than not closer to a genius than not why i felt very vindicated by that shows criticizing. What a hot mess diam damn well. I wouldn't say always criticized credit every day. I take a few breaks now and then. How do you put up with me. I don't know how oh you do it. You're such a strong about this is your side is just a message papers all over the place bob's is absolutely pristine steen but he has no idea what what meetings you have to go to or anything else. You have it organized. You have figured out what it is that you're going to do is the most organized person in here you you yeah and yet look at the chaos. I'm surrounded by. There's a reason for that here we go and they think that when you have in the same way that that <hes> seventy seventy decibel background noise freeze your brain to be creative <hes> all of the clutter and what looks like chaos to you <hes> gives the front front part of your mind something to process while the creative part of your mind is spinning in the background so like my my frontal lobes cerebral cortex are looking at all the chaos in front of me but the creative part of my brain is working on something else yeah. You know this makes sense to me because i was just thinking if i were are in. Let's say i had a project. I'm going to write something. I'm going to write an article or something or a book or whatever if i were in a perfectly quiet library and i'm there and i'm writing. It's so quiet that all of a sudden in the back of my mind i'm saying why why do you think you never really understood algebra completely or do you know how much money you've wasted on stupid clothing purchases over the years. I bet it's thousands of and strike whereas if if there's a little bit of energy going on and i'm forced to focus on whatever my project project is it would be easier so i think this makes sense. It makes total sense. I work <hes>. I work from home almost every day doing something. I'll be writing for our newsletter. Which if you want to subscribe to it it goes out once a month that b o b. a. n. d. s. h. E. r. dot com and we do contests and all sorts of cool stuff in there <hes> so i'll be writing something for the newsletter or working on something else and kevin said to me one time. Do you want me to make you a space where you could have look a little office space because i do everything at the kitchen island and i said oh no no no that would drive me crazy. I like to work here on. I wrote caro- my books. Ninna starbucks are at my kitchen table. I saw you writing part of your book on an aeroplane sitting next to me yeah. I don't do well if i get it. I'm like you get a really quiet environment and i get distract. Isn't that funny how that is. I bet it's not like that for everyone. Though i'm sure it's not i'm sure there are people well like my my <hes> friend. I have a friend who is so absolutely minimalist. Streamlined organized hurt hurt her desk her house. Everything looks like like a picture for a place that selling you the furniture right and that is how her mind mind functions. Her handbag is a marvel whereas i travel in a vehicle and bag and everything around me is just exploding meeting with papers and hard drives and clutter and craziness. I tried so hard to be like y'all mary and i can't do here is the same away and and i have to arrange the house or just looks apps. I i walk in sometimes and i start shaking because there's just stuff everywhere. I and i can't deal deal with but so long but that's the way she functioned senior shannon she she she keeps like a <hes> a book of appointments for the business another one for her practice and stuff is all over the place but it works. You know what's bad is you're you at least are the opposite of her and so your house stays in some kind of equilibrium right. I'm married to someone who's just like. I am oh yeah. There's just explosions of projects awesome stuff everywhere. Maybe that's better though because you're both flying with this sort of controlled chaos dinner. I'm like i don't even know where to begin to put a plate down because the two of us will have taken up the table with our separate projects exactly so it's kind of nuts but if this is you and you work better with with noise or t._v. Or music or whatever chances are good. You're kind of a genius explained. Starbucks doesn't it. It's bob and sheri way to go sheri named again. This year says one of the most influential women in radio years bob and sharing the year almost over bob sober. You know <hes> obviously a regular listener to the show. I am not burdened with worrying about being perfect. I know i'm gonna make mistakes and you not just i. I've kind of you know okay with that right. I it's not like i'm here operating on somebody. It's the bob and sheri show right. Don't you love the expression perfect. Perfect is the enemy of good yeah better to just kind of be good. Just do your best well. I have a i have a little slogan. That's in the studio b silly be free be imperfect. Just be right however that said. I am so glad i am not this port s._o._b. In ohio a man in ohio hi oh use the blow torch the other day to get rid of some weeds and he caught fired three houses in the neighborhood allow. How can you imagine three houses get burned. I don't think they went to the ground but i mean massive massive damage to three and your blow torch bob for i'd have to leave because you can't. There's something about the word blow tour. It just feels like the coyote and the road runner. That's totally it unless you're a professional welder exactly exactly you're a master of the blow torch. Don't use the blow futa. Someone hears oh. Did you hear what happened with bob. He got a below towards a that's. All you need to all all you need to know what's coming but then the conversation will go on. What did he do well. You had some problem with a few weeds in the backyard. He you see these over. Those houses have been burnt down yeah blowtorch bob at least no matter what i do this week. It's not that it's not that and everyone everyone listening right. Now should be freed. You're gonna make mistakes with billing or whatever it is that you do if you're not gonna blow towards your waiver neighborhood taken down. Oh i did something so stupid last night. Oh i can't believe how stupid i am. This was really bad. Don't do what i did. I was swapping out the propane tank hang on the grill and because i started to like the girl and wooden light and so i realized oh the tanks probably empty so i- unscrewed it and eh screwed the new tank in and then you know those big long. I couldn't get the igniter to go so i have those big long matches so i thought i'm just gonna light the girl now. Here's what what i did wrong. Here's the stupid part <hes> when i when i realized that the grill needed propane and swapped it out. I did all of that without turning the gas back-off. Oh so it was filling. The air was filling the air so the only reason the only the reason i still have eyebrows face is because i lit the long match and turned away from the grill to say something to the dog right and the fireball happened in my peripheral vision to my left. Had i had my face down in the grill like you sometimes do. The dog saved your life. I would be sitting here looking like a star trek the next generation side character. I told you that i don't be stupid like i don what is it with those igniters and and i think we have the same type of grill. It's really good grill yeah. It's it's broken on mind. This is the second one that's broken and and <hes> we have to throw the match in there it melted part of the side of the control panel and so so now i don't know what to do and mary says that she's going to call them and say this effective and go and good luck with that. It's the thing that i keep meaning dila google or whatever and i've said to calve. I think the igniters broken and he's like. I'm going to look at that but it's such a small thing that it gets lost. It is your daily. Life is nami of crap anyway. The little title crap things they get the roof and throw a match from a distance or something yeah. I am so glad that my dog needs constant attention enchanted dangerous. Don't do please don't do what i did. Make sure that your gases off for you. Swap your tank. You know what but i just read about and i want to share it with the audience this morning. I discovered who invented the sports bra and what she used as a prototype. Oh cool are you hiring with indeed. You can post a job in minutes set up screener questions questions then zero in on qualified candidates in an online dashboard get started at indeed dot com slash higher. It's bob and sheri so. I thought this was kind of interesting. <hes> a little article about the woman who invented the sports bra and let me just say i was not online at something like interesting women's bras dot dot com or something like that okay trivia dot net. I was not there. I got this from business insider. Once again the website that has nothing to do with business and this popped up the woman who invented the sports bra made her first prototype out of what do you think this was in the nineteen in seventy s. Her name is hinder miller. She made her first prototype out of out of two two items and she she she went on to become a state senator senator in vermont by the way i took two items fourth and this may be the sides would be elastic they <hes> boy. You're getting very very close slingshots. You're getting even closer wrist rockets. I know what what they are. Everything you're saying is funny. There were two of them. They're exactly the same and she put them. I'm together and came up with the sports bra and they're not slimming so there have to be like cloth their claw and under the arms. You'd have elastic. That's exactly you're getting oceans tighty whiteys. You're getting really close now speedo. 's ooh ooh. You're right on it. Products had been around for many years jockstrap certain go she. She took chuck straps straps and she sewed them together. You know it makes sense. It makes sense. Doesn't it makes little sense. This article doesn't say whether or not you know. She got any money out of the deal. She wanted to become a state senator in vermont well she she would have had to patent it and then like sell it. I dunno jockey or or somebody very often. 'cause we've learned us about max's dad very often. People who make these incredible inventions no no. They don't get rich from my father made a <hes> <hes>. He invented a device for long distance switching when he worked for a._t. And t. and here's what he got out of it all right up in the a._t. And t. newsletter that was a that was it. That's all they ever got out of it and as of the time he retired they were still using it. They were still using the system. He invented meals. I wish i could have been inventor of something that he's got his pride. Yeah yeah. I know what i just have. No mechanical ability. I should have invented you know. Those dog leashes the flexi dog leash ever tractable okay so before they came out. I had a dog a siberian husky and this husky really needed to run and we lived in an turban area which is so stupid so i would take the husky out because of course the person that i'm with wanted the husky but then had no interest in walking the hustle yeah of course the husky just wanted to run to fairbanks and not where we lived so i devised a thin rope. Put it on the collar of the dog and and then i would take the dog to an open area. I find an open area in the city which by the way was across the railroad tracks in a cemetery some and then i would let let the dog out and it looked like i was flying a kite but was on the other end and the i would run like hell and on this if if i had some sort of mechanical ability i would have said bob. You should invent something that is retractable and then people could have. Can you imagine how much money the guy who invented that made. Maybe maybe he'd been baby. Of course everybody has one that has a dog. I meant something. I have a patent. You can buy it on amazon. I've never made nickel. Not even five cents really yep as something what is it. It's a it's a cl- it's a power strip. That also is a clamp so the power goes with you can clamp it wherever you need it to be and stanley tools has it and sells. It and i have never made five cents. People just aren't buying it. <hes> seems like a practical thing. I mean not getting a patent is expensive or is it takes for how how expensive is that. That's wrong so should've gone to george foreman. Is george always helping you out with shark tank so <hes> yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's right <hes> well. I think the guy who invented the flexi leash probably made a lot of money. It was a lady you just found out. You just found her and she beat you to it. Actually she had the patent back in nineteen. Oh eight there. There's some form of retractable dog leash o. As in nineteen oh eight yeah holy site in say was come. Apart of america has the patty's eighties part of getting a patent before you can get a patent you have to prove their isn't already a patent and then you have to make sure that what you've invented is unique enough. It doesn't infringe on anybody. Else's patent copywriter doesn't sound like any fun. It isn't and it's expensive home. I supposed to prove research buttons. This is why we do baby buttons. This is why we don't call me baby but very insulting wants so good about this for you. Nothing no research no home more. No follow-through just come in. Oh this what i do here talky talk doc you get a little bit. What was the tip for to help. You feel better about the fact that we're not gonna have jello today. It's pointing that we always we always. I'm putting forward to we've got. Some people. Leave sherry a more. It's morons in the news here. We go check this out. A cop doc caught a twenty five year old man and a twenty four year old woman completely naked and up to something in a car in birmingham michigan about twelve fifteen in the morning last thursday. That's unusual but it's not that unusual joel. What makes it really unusual though is they were going at it in the parking lot of the police headquarters clyde. I was some kind of uh that you missed the giant signs that say police lease because police stations are not trying to hide themselves. You know the unlisted police well yes and how about the parking lot full of marked police cars. I more of the day's gentleman named valerie report locks twenty five years old. He's from long island and he was impersonating. The police officer driving his black nissan sentra at about eleven o'clock in the morning friday last week he drove up behind the van and he activated his siren and emergency lights and when the van stopped the fake long island cop approached the vehicle which was loaded with real detectives from the nasa p._d.'s electronics what's the chance of that. What are the odds text the word moron two eight two six two seven four three seven. We'll send it straight to your phone. Okay see if you agree with me. I want you to be honest now. When you're raising your kids is not one of the most annoying things having to go to another kid's birthday party. Do you agree. I mean even as as dead. I mean i i loved it when they got to the age where i just dropped them. You can just drop them off. A woman in england recently posted hosted unabridged website for moms about an issue. She's having with another mom. The mom is throwing a fourteenth birthday party for her son at a go kart track back. That sounds pretty cool except she's charging everybody a._b. Two dollars to attend and that includes fifty nine dollars for the carts and twenty-three for transportation eighty miles round trip to and from the track oh and by the way you're asked to bring a lunch for your kid also eighty miles round eighty miles round trip so one of the moms who was looking at this did the figures called the go-cart place and found out how much money snake wash the mom was going to be making money on the deal. The mom was she. She was skimming yeah. She was going to have have a prophet yeah. Exactly let's go to new hampshire where this was all captured on home security camera a bear broke into a man's home they named steve gordon broke into his home took a package of hot dog buns out of the kitchen then sat on the sofa and ate the package of bunce and this is all on camera he left the house but the next day the bear key back because he remembered those delicious talk ordinance out no kidding yeah that is the weirdest thing haven't they're putting a lot of strange range animal stories this summer the spares of an alligators doing strange. Did you guys see the one in colorado. A bear broke into a home and then panicked addict and left the home by forcibly crashing through the wall. Police said it was like the kool aid man embarrassed sheep ono oh yeah or you're talking about power <hes> roy moore. I have always associated perfume with being like a grown up woman. 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The free bob and sheri ask instantly get the podcast the gas and bob and sheri fun size mary morris stevie nicks and the one and only sheryl crowe. The song is called. Prove you wrong and guess who's joining us on the show right now. Sheryl crowe loco is how rude how are you really good. It's so great to talk to you. I have been such an sherry to such a big fan for so many years and i'm so excited about getting threads. I just wanna tell our audience who's on threads. Let's listen to this seventeen songs sung played or written with bonnie raitt mavis staples bob dylan johnny cash eric eric clapton sting kris kristofferson james taylor joe walsh. I'm just naming some of them vince gill and the pride side of windsor connecticut and our cues big al anderson and that's right. That's right some of them <hes>. It's it's an amazing in line up. I guess how did you do it well. You know what it's been an unbelievable experience <hes> and i a- all i can tell you is that we worked on it over the course of three and a half years and then one day we were just we just said we're done. This is it. We've we've completed the whole record and it it is a complete look back to all the people that have inspired me to do what i'm doing and that had become good friends and and collaborators be the years and then we also <hes> brought in quite a few young people who are out there carrying on that tradition of the kind of music that i make can my heroes make which is you know kind of traditional <hes> singer-songwriter troubadour go out and rock that kind of thing people like me are whereas a brand new car lila the chris stapleton and car junior so it's just been a total project of love and really just admiration for the people who have inspired me all these years. I just have to ask you. What is it like working with. Keith richards man. I is a total treat beat and blast and is not a crazy story. I was a schoolteacher when i was in my early twenties and i live in saint louis out to see see the taping of a concert with chuck berry that bat keith richards was pretty thing. I have it the sixtieth birthday party yeah. It's called hail hail rock and roll <hes> steve jordan was the drummer so if you can imagine i'm standing there in the audience cut to thirty years later. My the record is produced by steve. Jordan and i'm in the studio with keith richards kissed this stuff. My goodness crave it. Is i have that <hes> <hes> the audio recording of that in my car never leaves my car. That's cool yeah. One of the things i love about threads cheryl role is that it really feels like a full circle for you in so many ways as a songwriter and just as a person is someone who loves loves making music but also is such a lover n- fan of other people's music. I have really been <hes> blessed. I i mean. I know that sounds kinda hokey but i've been really blessed to be years. I grew up at a time when there was a social media even cable t._v. So obviously there's no youtube or anything. When when i was growing up my heroes came to me through album covers and through friday night tv and dick clark and that kind the thing i mean i'm a little bit of a dinosaur. Admit these people were they were larger than life to me. I mean they were my ticket out of my tiny little three stop by town and and <hes> and then through the years <hes> miraculously develop relationships with these people like james taylor bonnie raitt who i saw when i was seventeen the first woman i ever saw playing electric guitar and that totally was a defining moment for me and stevie nicks and bob dylan whose music he he and chris christopherson both very profoundly impactful in my songwriting and so yeah it's just really been an amazing thirty year career. <hes> and we're still phil going so you know i just filled with greg that we're still outgoing rocket and and and you become close friends as we steve steve. He's been unbelievable friends who the years. I'm better at grammy. I think maybe a nineteen ninety eight. I wanna say ninety seven ninety eight grammys and then shortly after that she called me and asked me if i'd produce some tracks honor <hes> and we wound up going on the road or did he just became great friends and she has been there through some really low points in my life as well as high points as well and so she was one of the first called so how has how is your process changed from when you first began writing your own songs to sitting down to write and and work on threats well and i mean it was it was really <hes> kind of liberating <hes> musical experience variance from me and i didn't have a record deal. There was nobody pressuring me to get a record out or looking at the bill for you know the recording process process. I just made it <hes> with steve jordan. You know when the time was right when we had songs. We felt like we wanted to record when we have people to the call and <hes> we didn't really know what the outcome was going to be. We just knew we wanted to work with people that we love. In fact i called the record up until just recently like people i love you know. I just called people. Texting people i flew different places that brought people in <hes> and the process really <hes> for this record good was just making sure i wrote stuff that not only would from my perspective in my heart but also would be in the style that these people people would want to be a part of it. You know i didn't want to send willie nelson song and say hey can you sing on this and and have him. Do you like what in the world would i do this so i was really more intentional about making sure that every song was a good fit. The album is called threads and we're. We need to take a quick break here and we'll come back and talk some more with sheryl crow. Oh about the new music and where she is right now. The song is prove you wrong hearing it. Everywhere sheryl crowe was stevie nicks soumare morris it's bob and sheri the free bob and sheri and instantly get the podcast the i'm cast and bob and sheri fan size we're back with singer songwriter artists sheryl sheryl crowe her new album is called threads and one of the things i was thinking about listening was people listen to music differently. Now you know they listen to you. Download the song you listened to a song and the experience of listening to an album from the first song all the way through to the last and experiencing that journey or that story story that the artist is on that's that's something that a lot of people don't really do any more but threads one of those records where there is a journey earn me from the first song to the last song and talking with you just a minute ago about how you made this one without any pressure that this was just super organic <hes> i mentioned it felt that way for you to as it came together it did and i and i've been pretty outspoken about the fact. I think this will be my last album. <hes> <hes> i always make music and not always continue to tour. It's what i love and it's what i know at what i do best <hes> but yeah i think now that kids are growing up not having known what it felt like the whole you know the physical album or to sit down while you're listening and and use your imagination or into read the album credits at that. I think that tradition <hes> i it's pretty well um obsolete. I think most people who are born into the edge edge of technology are just used to cherry picking and making your own playlist so you know it kind of feels a little counter intuitive to spend all the time and the emotion and even the money to into make a record that has a beginning a middle and an end when most most likely no one's going to hear it that way so i feel really good about this being my last full artistic statement and then i'll discontinue thinking song out and maybe you know <hes> putting together compilations so i was a first of all i think prove you wrong is a fantastic song. I made it has a great melody. It has such a great group. It's terrific song. I didn't know who wrote it and so i'm i'm looking down and i'm seeing that the writers are sheryl crowe leslie satcher. Is that how it's pronounced. Authorizes factor anderson and i l anderson well. I have to tell you alan. I knew each other when we were kids and tau in connecticut we hang we hung with the same <hes> group of people around a recording studio and at that point i was like fifteen. He was a a few years older. Everybody in that state knew that this was the greatest blues singer in the state. Nobody could send like l. Anderson and we haven't kept up. He saw me on a billboard that sherwin sharon i were on the air in nashville and <hes> talked to him once briefly. I am just so glad that his career is still strong. He such an amazing talent and please tell him love. I will man that guy is <hes> he's just truly special. You know there are a great song out there and then there are the guys that are special and that guy is unique and authentic and i absolutely adore his dirty sox is my brother says good luck. It's just a fantastic album. It's called threads. Thank you you and i cannot. I'm hoping that you'll tour everywhere with this one because i cannot wait to see some of this and here's some of this live on thank you we are right now. At the moment creating a bunch of different collaborations and we're gonna put together. I think in the form of a documentary try to get as much of it <hes> documented as possible but we'll carry karen. We we love it so <hes> you got them out. The back your own cross the album's threads. The single is wrong with mayor and moore's stevie <music>. Are you hiring with indeed indeed. You can post a job in minutes set up screener questions then zero in on qualified candidates an online dashboard get started at indeed dot com slash higher. It's bob and sheri okay. I want to bring our friend. Lamar lamar is with us right now. Hey lemar how you doing. I'm doing real good and and i came across at yougov which is a website. I came across <hes> an article and i wanted you to be a part of it. <hes> a lot of the audience says oh oh bob once lamar to be a part of it. It's probably about economics or nuclear physics. Yeah no no. It's it's actually a list of deep fried foods. Would you eat them so i want to go down the list. It has to yeah yeah. I wanna go down the list and and and tell me no seriously tell me. Would you eat because i know you love fried foods. Would you eat the <hes> the following foods and i'll start with the easy one at the top okay bacon obvious pride baking. Let's let's move. I mean you know that you know that is an absolute one hundred percent yet ice cream that way yes yes i. It never had deep fried ice cream. Have you show it's i mean it's rolled in lake something and and it's good it makes you yeah i've only taste. I mean i've only had a spoonful of it because it's ice cream but yeah apple pie. Oh god yeah deep fried apple pie. Where did you ever had a fried pie apple pie all her life. Having donald trump is not gonna lie. That's doubting got it me. What do you do it on frying ahead. I bet you need the bathroom bloom. I bet you or something in high school when you when you search for that later be really careful cookies deep fried cookies not brought oreo. I know the answer to this. One bananas deep fried banana. I haven't but i'd like to cheesecake is k. k. because cheesecake itself i it's not a high in calories or fattening enough. Have you ever tasted it. It's hot hot and crunchy on the outside and meltsa. I bet it would be good. I mean it'd be a taste sensation. Wouldn't it <hes> candy bars candy bars. They started <hes> the milky ways and all of that at some fair texas fair wherever it's not it sounds from memphis permit if you don't like it soon arguing ah the candy bar gets lost inside that it's not no. I think they get nah. We we found the first one. He doesn't like the first one pickles of you. Don't like fried pickle i do i do. I do like them lamar. Yes the big mar. Mary and i went to went to <hes> a dive place a couple of weeks ago and they have delicious fried pickles so we ordered under them because we both liked them right and we ordered some other sandwiches. After by the time we finished the basket of pickles we were praying that they forgot to order the sandwiches and then you know the thing about in writing a basket full of fried pickles. They're delicious and salting is can be while you're eating them but you feel bad later. Yeah you feel so bad. Later got to pay the fry okay. Here's the one that i i this is the test i've only got two left and and this is the test deep fried butter <hes> that sounds intense deep fry butter. What what say you lamar. I say yes yes but i would have to be deep fried. Grasp it better 'cause that's the irish grasp ever stressful not an animal by the way thank thank you for joining me onto grass-fed irish butter. I buy it now and it is really really good kidding you. It's really good and finally deep fried soda you. How do you do ooh that taught giving the little kurds type thing you know. They just draw the drop out. I don't want another. I don't know okay well. That's the whole list of the only other thing i i would ask you. Have you ever had a fried shit lynn. I i have not have you ever charge bore. You have never had a fried shit. Look i've had them no. I can't get passed it. I cannot i cannot. It's a hogs intestine for everybody in northern california so you just found the one thing fan won't eat yeah. That's right you can't it. Is this nasty smelling. I have to tell you but i've got that so now. He's down. Just the one pay lamar. I know that <hes> i know the later this week. You're reviewing ready or not. Yeah not to sound so excited to no no no no no. I think i was thinking oh. I'm excited because it looks like it's going to be very very very dark. Comedy what i'm thinking. I think it's gonna be good. I think it is wrong. I know i agree with you. I i saw saw the taboo sending to that one. I was like oh. It's going to be scary but then i've seen the trailer bunch times i'm with you. I think it's going to be funny. Friday with the people's movie critic lamar don't get too excited because we haven't gotten to halloween season yet and it too is right right around the corner. We gotta get outta here on that. Is i gotta. I gotta get a fried hand. It's bobby shared nationalist asssociation nation of broadcasters agree. It's one of the best shows in the country celebrating our nation for a marconi award bob and sheri. We have an exciting update on the status of or coworker double a._m. Who <hes> if you've been following the sag. They had them in an office with enormous eight foot tall ten foot wide windows facing directly into the sun. They would not give him curtains. They would not give him shades. He was crouched behind his desk because he was getting sun poisoning on his head so the temperature in that office rose to about one hundred and nine and it was blinding. You couldn't couldn't see his computer. Screen was huddled over like a small all frightened animal so then we come in this week and double am has been moved to a much nicer office now this this one has no door so he's got no door and there's a screen between him and another person and this one also has giant windows does with blinds but that's not that's not the actual update were happy. The double lamb is out of the sun now because he's a very pale man and we were concerned. They moved moved someone else into double ams old office the sun room and within minutes of that employees being placed their double joins us right now. Tell us what happened. Eric comes. Oh the they he gots curtains. He goes oh hey can. I get curtains and they go yeah and the rain. They got curtains. Tim how many how many days did it take for this person to get curtains five shankar's on the back of my head. He got curtains. The day he moved in i had scabs abscam walked into that office with a box full of stuff took one look at the windows and said can i get some curtains and they went yeah cool day while day has damaged the back of his head. I have lumps in the back of my and my era. I mean the end of my workday glass glasses glasses or sideways sweats and it was so do you harbor <hes> animosity toward this new person and you and your former office with the they look like burlap ugly who pick those out. That was our ugly. I think one of the engineer state and boy you can tell yeah i would never tell him that but i just told the rest of the nation is really so double. Am you're sitting at your desk with your shades with your window blinds and and you saw that the curtains were being installed via email how did you how did you feel in that moment. How did you react. I thought what do you have that. I don't have a let me i mean our engineer jamir when out in in in millimeters of seconds and said got it done because i've got to curtains for this now. Let's talk about the new offs yeah. It's it's. It's nice to call up the door. We call it the doors days zone because it's all white everything is white. It's an i. I don't need to be in the executive office. I mean i'm in between the most to right horn people right in the building here. You are you're right between the the the the director of sales and the general manager general manager right but there is no door. There's there's actually it's not just that there's no door. I want you to imagine a room. That's missing. It's fourth wall. It's more like double is now on a stage and he is and anyone on who goes to get coffee has the walk by hey tim what are you doing. You know just so people are talking to you all day. Did they tell you they will give you a door. <hes> no not yet we'll have you asked yet i have asked so. We'll see how long this takes. What did they say when you said. Can i get a door. I got to check my email address. Let's take vets. I'm going with eight months. I'm going with never i'm going with. No i'm going with no i'm going with. They're going to get him one of those accordion finder things that you can like walk off that area. That's good you by for your daughter. 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I was terribly fine and i was at a mexican restaurant and girlfriend and we were eating and just join a girls day and all of a sudden they antibiotics is and now we rushed off. It'll and they still didn't know how what were you. What were you eating crystal when this happened the state taco but that wasn't it takes three to six hours to have a reaction so only eight for lunch is what caused it. Oh you work for lunch yeah so in the hospital the first day after they gave you the epi and everything and got everything under control. Oh then the state taco kick did so. I had another reaction. Oh my when i started digesting mistake taco yeah so so the tick bites you after bites a man law and inject south about new they carry out the gal hydrate. So what is this you can't eat. You can't eat meat at all. No red meat no poor. Can you eat chicken ticket but that that i can't even drink milkshakes aches. You have any dairy either. Wow high fat dairy. Some people can but like the week after when they go okay. We think it might be alpha. Gal voigt red meat. I was living off of chicken and milkshakes. I was like oh i could do this. Well my head started falling out of against calling calling up and swelling up and i'm like oh my gosh. I'm dying and going out now. It was the milkshakes. Is there a long-term cure for sir. What's the deal. There isn't and that's the crazy <music> you can get away. Your numbers go two zero. You might be able to eat it again and the chance to be pretty good but there's people that don't come out of it so as long as they don't get bit by anymore. Only my number won't go up <music>. I'm stop stop yes or no you eat a. Maybe you don't know whether you can eat red meat at this point. Oh no at this point else into anna flags. This nickname as a kid was t-bone like i love steak. This is awful and right now. They won't even let me drink wine and i have teenagers i'm like are you kidding. Why why can't you have any wine. It's my they said said histamine levels they raise your histamine levels and they're like an stress. I'm like well. If you gave me wine. I wouldn't be stressed cowbys. I have teenagers and the teenagers. I can't believe this you are you are living in a box hill. Yes stay tacos wine. I did five ben and jerry's had the non terry double fudge ice cream. That's not really ice cream but it actually as pretty good but i think if they gave me my wind back i could handle it. I live off line and chicken vodka vodka i did i actually snuck one vodka. Drink the other day when i was with my girlfriend and i did really good so i was kind of a rebel by right <hes> yeah and i'm actually going thursday's national to one of the doctors at founded visit. It's crazy this checks back already to martha stewart this this the way they found this was a cancer drug that people kept going into an fox's well. They were about to tell how the s._b._a. And another organization and her stock guy found out about it and told her because as most and was about to crash and burn learn and she sold her stocks and that's why that's the stock that she sold and got in trouble. That's how they found that. Hey humans or carrying unless they put together where it comes from a tick. I so crystal. Where where do you think you got con gut contact with his tick. You do my house in your house all day long. Yeah 'cause i live on four acres and i have one of those old plantation on the beautiful landscaping. I'm always out there doing. They found this chicken and stuck on the back of my head. I almost died like i was like god and i post the online. I was like what is servings like oh. You're good that takes and no that's what i was going to ask. If you knew the tick that had gotten you and you do well. I think it was that <hes> that was only had on me. Can i know of. Can you believe that people online go yeah. There's no problem who are these people. They don't have any science background telling you these this this one of the reasons why i say the internet has been bad for us so crystal. Can you even believe because this whole tick bite red meat. Thing is is relatively new. Can you even believe that you personally are experiencing this bizarre thing i think i can't dan because i'm that person that makes fun of begins and i feel like this is god paying me back. Are i like that scare me and now they scared me. More would choose this one crazy magic article in this middle east thing. I'm working on this. You know the world hunger and working on this and vegans. I'm gonna i'm gonna <music> over. That's always a good person so i don't understand why this happened to me but you mean so i mean it's insane and he didn't a doctor. The doctor told me she was like this isn't even around here. I don't even think that he was like you would be <music>. Literally the one percent and i looked at my friend. I was like i will be the one percent. That's my rock and i feel so bad about this. The long term that this is going to be clear curable for you. I mean this. That's a lot to go through. I could see not being able to eat red meat or or pork but then you take the wine to like that's that's i. I could stay with chicken and fish but you can't have everything you can you imagine if this happened back ray. They're saying like the when the firefighters come in rome georgia. They're the most gorgeous firefighters. Do they have any sitting up in the ambulance working on me. The second time i went analogs is lifted up my shirt and i looked like a busted cannabis given in all these firefighters. My husband thinks that's where i was like. Just guy don't even work. I love you crystal. I don't worry about how you look topless when you're about to die if this happened to you you couldn't work with me. There'd be no dealing with. You couldn't couldn't wait to end. We'd have down. It's bob and sheri. It's stuff you won't hear on this show the bob and sheri hot cast on the bob and cherry pat it is time now for bob and sheri small plates. This is a collection of stories got very quickly. Get through and let's begin right off. The bat with epsteins esteems state. We now know what epsteins estate is. Worth the total value. I will give you in just a moment and they're going to be a lot of people fighting to get a part of jeffrey. Epstein ill-gotten gains <hes> cash on hand fifty six million dollars equity one hundred twelve million dollars aviation aviation assets cars and boats eighteen million hedge funds private equity investments one hundred and ninety four million dollars new york mansion fifty five million dollars dollars new mexico ranch seventeen million palm beach home twelve million paris property eight million great saint james island the island <music> owned and carried onto ferries activities including rape twenty two million dollars the little saint james island sixty three million dollars total value of his estate five hundred and seventy seven million dollars ladies and gentlemen. We really don't know exactly how he made that. How let let the lawsuits began. When i read one interesting thing <hes> that basically said that his his financial business fun business was just is basically a male laundering blackmail money laundering ponzi exactly exactly he was financial genius. He just knew how to get money money out of people's pockets he was showing worst and most heinous exactly so that's going to be story. Look go on probably for years. Jamie fox and katie holmes broke up yeah. I know you know they went for so many years denying that they had a relationship for six years. I can't tell you how many times they we're planning their secret wedding. I know it just based on on life and style. Magazine may have been. I can't believe it may have been wrong. Wash your amount. L. carried on for all these years but they were only official. Two thousand eighteen exactly the new york post claims the the katie reacted to the photos of him with another woman. A woman named <hes> sell evolve by saying. We haven't been together for months. I wish at eight what jamie does his own business so good for. This is a really really interesting story. A woman posted that she was struggling rolling to pay for college. Tuition and taylor swift sought centers six thousand dollars. I saw that too. I'm gonna post for her. Go fund me. I'm gonna post taylor. I've got a tenth anniversary coming up why the wife would like to have a larger rink it could you could you help with guy out a little played records taylor. Mike dog just had a weird uncommon. I'm in tumor removed. It's benign. Free isn't a cool to have that much money that you could see something how fun and free just write that check to the stranger. A fun must be taylor. I was thinking that too good for aw read at once he leaves and then you read it again. I can't believe this is bob and cherries and believe there's so many headlines that i never thought i would see my lifetime last week <music> last week it was f._d._a. Warns consumers drinking bleach can't cure cancer. I know <hes> this week. It's the band fish this. You know the band fish. They're planning three day show in denver over labor day weekend. Camping has been banned at the fish show because has their fears of the plague spreading the plague yeah like since the dark letters of the fourteenth century. Oh my oh my goodness and here's here's why they're calling knees of prairie dogs infected with the plague that roamed the surrounding areas this near the venue and so officials said we have to ban camping during the fish show because we're finding infected fleas around in perry dog holes near the park where the events going to take place and we're really concerned that fish fans campers will be bitten by fleas and this is the exact same plague virus known as bonna clegg which used to be called the bloodbath. Yeah that's right at least fifty. A million people across europe almost wiped out humanity for crying out loud and the black death was caused by this very specific <hes> bacteria that circulates amongst amongst wild rodents anytime you have riled wild rodents in great numbers and density which you have in this prairie dog the population yeah the fish conseco's when you say denver you always think of the mountains right but actually denver's at the end of the prairie and there are great eight miles of just open space like that the prairie dogs love so here's what the tri county health department saying. They're saying fish fans. Stay stay out of areas the prairie dogs inhabit avoid contact with prairie dogs and if you feel sick within a week of your visit you need to go to a doctor because is the black death is now a treatable illness always really yeah what are symptoms of okay. What are some symptoms of the black death in case you wanna to keep an eye out for the fever chills abdominal pain diarrhea vomiting and shock. This is how serious the black death risk at the fish. Show is what i'm worried about are not even allowed to park on unpaved aggressive areas. You can only park on asphalt. What was the they said attention. What fish fans through the whole thing attention fish fans <hes> you are at risk of the black death so stay away from stay. Stay away from prairie dogs okay and we now take you to the fish concert two guys standing around a loop. Do you think they're gonna lie down for a while. This is what they're go ahead. Yeah i you know and then then they'll laugh now earlier this year like in may two people died in mongolia of the black locked up and you know how they caught it. They were eating raw. Marm me which i gotta be honest. You've got to take personal responsibility at one point in your life. What is the marmite. I love cooked marmot with a a little a little bit of select seasoning. You put enough tabasco sauce marmot alita yeah they ate raw marmot and they had the symptoms symptoms of the black death <hes> but they didn't go to the doctor and like maxine. It's antibiotics go to the doctor and you're treated with antibiotics. Sherry can survive. The person is eating rau- rats. They're not going to the doctor. Free ignite not sufficient fans heading to denver for labor day weekend. He's i've got to be careful. I'm not going to that. You would go it alone. Noodling law the janitor who can see show of hands can see bob at a jam band show that isn't taking place in hell m._c. by the devil and he ends anyone no. I never got that whole grateful dead thing where the the songs go on for like forty minutes evening dave matthews. I haven't the drum solo going on for like fifteen minutes. Appreciate a guy skill but i'm not doing that for about six hours so fish fans. You've been warned. Stay away from the plague effective prairie dogs and if you get the symptoms gets to the doctor the free bob and sheri and instantly get the podcast the gas and bob and sheri size well. We're coming to the end of vacation season season for most of us. I guess but you know you start planning ahead you start thinking about. Maybe you know if things go well have a few coins or something different next year so i was so interested got it. In this article i saw on tripadvisor dot com quirky travel experiences around the world. You have to try so let's see which one one on you would like to do in which one i would like to okay. Here's the first one roman gladiators school learn how to become a gladiator. That's that's right. Find out what it takes to be an ancient roman gladiator at the school gladiator school of rome a hands on lesson travelers will we'll learn how to fight with authentic weapons of the time while wearing a traditional gladiator tunic and belts yeah now not you either don't even act snow road in a way here's what you were looking at the pictures coming out with one of those metal best things will know sleeps the breastplate a tunic thing which is planet like loincloth loincloth roman sandals and and a big heavy sword as soon as i walk cowed into the area where the training begins. I'm seeing my wife's hand coming up you. You would never do that because of how you feel about many sandals. That's one thing the question is how many people that have done this of walked out there like russell crowe and used the phrase. Are you not satisfied like in the gladiator and then there's stabbed by the teacher 'cause he's so tired of hearing bob would do he would walk walk out no. I can't do that because she's got that that loan. She's taking a picture picture someday when i go to the great beyond they print my obituary. That's that's the headline we'll be talk. Radio gladiators passes away. How about this one then. This is the isle of white in the united united kingdom gin cocktail masterclass. Oh yeah this is us now. This is more like this is where you go and meet jin experts from the bombay cambay sapphire distillery. Which is the jin that i when i drink shen drank alum they show you how to make the perfect gin cocktail. I would do that. I i think that would be so much fun now on a bad day. I'll drink gin with line cool cool eight so it's going to be able to make it perfect. Oh yeah so interesting to be there goat yoga. I wanted to do this today. In <hes> i don't know how to pronounce this noble mish washington and the whole amish show and oh yeah you wanna go. Do yoga look up. Everybody's smiling in the picture here. Look at the code stance on top of the people. I say not everything say yes. I'm saying no to everything. Say take it back. I will say yes to go yoga. You'd like yoga and you like goats so yes to go yoga. When are we actually going to. When when are we actually gonna say well. Tomorrow's the day sherry. You and i are going about twenty miles way to do when we're old. One of our regrets is going to be. Why did we ever go to go johan. That's way down the list of monarchy down. The list are here's one. This is in hawaii forest bathing in a rainforest yeah i thought i._b. Walkie i thought i would be walking naked in the rain forest and just taking in all of these sensory forest bathing a <hes>. It's it's you know it's it's kind of just being out in the beauty of the hawaiian countryside more king. There's no sound. It's not like a hike. You're kinda strolling there. There's no sound yeah i would like to do that. <hes> let me see sear ch approach hydro attack individual experience in queenstown new zealand. I want you to take hydro attack. You go underwater. There's one person who is the pilot of this craft that looks like a tiger shark you go underwater at high speeds and then then he points it up out of the water you go shooting straight into the air like a fish jumping out of the water and then you come crashing down back could go under the water. You're the pumpkin look at all the things that can go wrong with that hydro attack go yoga. You compete on so bad honey. I switched the family way to boost mobile and we got so much more like what we got. Four free algae stilo fi phones four lines for one hundred dollars a month. I smashed up the car and unlimited gigs wait. Did you say you smashed up the a car. Yes it's completely smashed but four free phones switch to boost and get four lines for one hundred dollars a month four free phones with unlimited gigs all super reliable super fascination network boost mobile the switch that gives you more terms and conditions apply new customers only visible dot com for details way to go sheri named mold began. This year is one of the most influential women in radio here's bob and sheri so i was looking at and they had a thing that says why can't by a river when when you can camp on the river and they have a video of a tent that floats yeah put your mic on then you can have one when you that was so condescending. I'm sorry did you just say to me. Put your mic on honey guide. Oh my god you know what i'm taking something what matters jar don't know. I'm getting some please. This is not the same business that used to be put it back. All the things you call me. I'll call honey. I wouldn't call him bail out so that much okay can get your phone honey look. It's it's las vegas nevada. Do you think that's the vacation club people. I don't think you can miss by answering that. Allow hello hello. This isn't a computer waiting to see if her way hello <hes> they hung up on so you <hes>. I wonder why sometimes they hang up on you with that. Can they detect an attitude that you're going to anyway. Look here's a video. I know the audience can't see it but there it is it's a tent a good sized tent and it's built on a platform and then you just put it on a river and you float. I can't even tell you how much i would love that so so in marshall <hes> they put up why can't by a river one you can camp on one and someone responded by saying because because you will die if you do and somebody else said what a truly terrible idea consider this punctures drifting to god knows where like a waterfall. Can i go on alligators. We love this <hes> <hes> i don't. I don't think i would do that concept. If you lived in a disney asks sort of world where it's a peaceful river and you can get get in your tent and float down and maybe you bump a little bit by the side of the river but we just bumped. That's fine. We'll let me let me put it this way. Maybe baby. We don't put that on a river. Maybe that's floating on a big gentle pond a big joe pun okay but you have what you feeling that shoot. You're on water. Yeah i would love that but i'd have to be awfully sure that nothing is not gonna puncture in the middle of the night. I don't wanna be swimming and in a dark pond with no idea of where i am so the whole the platform itself is inflatable boats on like a it looks. It looks like it has like a wood wooden platform. It'd probably is on an inflatable something yeah if it were on a wooden platform like the diving platforms in legs. Would you like it then yeah. Maybe maybe or assad hochberg last tune sort of thing. What if it was on upon to feel better about that. I think it would be like your house boat and you always want at one yeah. That's right is this is this is close. This is like <hes> a symbol of my life. I wanted a houseboat but i ended up with a tent audubon. Hey you know why seem right. It's it's a lot closer than you are right now to live with a sad you know that's really sad because if you truly truly wanted to houseboat you could have had the houseboat made other decisions. Don't you hate her. Name is mary. Don't you hate when people say that. You ought to abuse you made other. I just i just do that when people say that to me. It makes insane because here's what it says well. You should have done that. You're over here whining whining about something. It's your own. It's it's your own fault. I know wants team. Well who who's the number one person on the planet that wants to hear that wants to be told. That was my own fault once once i i still remember this in its. I you see this guy every once in a while. It's still ticks me off the shows you just how i can carry things. I had this great gig and t._v. Three people in this room immediate further proof but but do go on so so. I had this great gig and t._v. I'm traveling around the world making pretty good money having a blast and everything and i see that this gig is coming to an end so i go back to radio and i'm up at four in the morning and it's really hard and you're back in the trenches and you're fighting all these other radio stations and personalities and and so i see one of the guys the anchor over on the t._v. Station he goes. How's it going lacey and i said i'll tell you what it's <hes>. It's tough you're in the trenches. We'll don't ask for something because you might get it. Oh six years. What did you say something nice like. It'll get better letter or good for you or i heard the show. You sounded good donors for something. You might get what you asked for c. You would not say that to some no. I would never say that to some some if someone left their career went to law school and started a whole new career at age. Thirty seven is a lawyer and said. Do you tell you what it was a lot tougher to get a job than i thought thought it would be. I would say yeah well. You know i mean you're in a competitive business and i'm sure you're gonna find the right spot. You just gotta figure it out or i would say put you wanted it so much right. Can you imagine if you hadn't had the guts to make the job for something. Give up. You might get what you want and and you might get what you asked for. I know what's wrong to put that guy. He's a nice of you know what let's extra-long asong on. Let's go get him right now and put them on past shows. You get the more out of the day at right to your phone text moron to eight eight bob share to sixty seven four three seven so i'm sitting here thinking. We were just talking about this tent. The can float down a river and somehow we got on the subject of people who say well you made your choices. <hes> that drives me crazy when people do that. I couldn't say that to somebody. It's not something that is uplifting and i think some folks do have a difficult time saying uplifting things they they. They just want to say life is hard and this is the bottom line and that's the way i am. I am always a realist now. I've done versions of that with my kids over over the years when they've made a best different poor set of choices that's different like waiting till the night before to write the page paper while sweetie i mean can you made your decision to progress eight. Now you gotta pull an all nighter but that's different from saying to someone who pours their heart out to you about a struggle. They're having in their marriage or their career. Whatever and you respond with well. You made choices. I know first of all it's dismissive. Secondly just says i really don't want to continue. Send you this conversation at all. It's it's a period at the end of the conversation judgy and uncut anna. I could not say to someone who just just got done telling me that they were struggling. Well you major choices it more than the more you say it the more i think it makes me feel like they just don't want in to extend that conversation. Maybe they just want to leave or maybe they wanna talk about themselves or something else but they're not interested in going on with. What's going on in your life but once someone says that that to you and you may and you decide what you just did like well this person's uninterested in what's happening in my life and <hes> what what how do you want to go forward in that relationship right. I'm such a nice person though that this guy that i told you about when i said boy i tell you getting back into radio was really tough. Fighting in the trenches will don't ask for something bob lacey. If you get it by the way he used my name bob macey russia christmas stocking right so i meet him i meet him years later and i'm walking through a shopping center and he's coming out of a <hes> like a women's gift store and his wife has just opened up this women's gift store and you know she sells pocketbooks and homing homing candles and you know just you know bunch of stuff like that. The kind of a store that would have a sign were closed but we're still fantastic. You know what i anything. That's that's exactly right and you come out and he's up bob lacey and i go. Hey how you doing. The first thing i can think of is is how he kind of just feeling insure. It had been a decade but you know it's not that long. It goes like this and so so what are you doing here. My wife has just opened the store and at that moment you know i could have said she really sells this crap crap people by the people by this crowd of ident. I did not know i said oh that's great and oh well you know. I wish her the very best of luck. I'll i have to tell whoever it was. I was with at the time to come in here and <hes> in by some of this guidance and you now it. There might have been like a moment satisfaction in saying him what you've really felt like say right but you would not have liked yourself south after no no and then the next time i mean i haven't seen him since but the next time if it was the next time now i'm carrying that burden and that's that's the burden pardoned when you when you get one off like that the burden is and it's immediate it's forever on the tool and this guys is and then he's he's saying and you know i saw bob lays the other day he was but here's the thing that's so unfair. That guy has not spent one minute of his life thinking taking. Maybe i shouldn't have been so hard. No that's exactly right when he when he got real with me and i wished him that was a mistake. He's not given data minutes thought that's exactly this guy. He doesn't suffer with that sort of nope and you're such a nice percent percent the here's what i'm shocked by in the encounter you just describing that you didn't spin around go in that store and by april says of balmy eight happy he nobody. That's what i'm surprised it was so overpriced was just so because the volume is low skyping big money money some but not all of this guy. It's the new cherry fun size on the free bob and sheri app okay. Here's a modern learn to lima that i never even considered a thirty three year old guy whose name is eric dimitrios from new york went on a first date recently and afterward the guy that he went out with gay couple. <hes> asked him to turn on read receipts for his texts. Sts that lets the other person see when you read their text. It's not like stalking. It's more like i want to be able to see if you've read my text and not responded ended and so this was posted and and people on line were saying it was a huge red flag and basically as a relationship kind kind of a deal breaker for someone to want to know you. You've been out with him once. They want to know right away whether or not you've read anything anything that they sent to them. What do you think that and city. I think it is and it's a big giant red flag for me. I think it is too yeah. It's a huge problem for me. What is what does it say about the person does it's is the main thing <hes> control that i'm i'm going to be with the person that is very controlling rolling. Maybe it's somebody that's had some problems in the past was ignored had a bad relationship and just wants to know instantly where he or she stands either way. I'm not good did with that. It's too much. It's too much intensity. It's controlling its needy. It's weird. I was surprised the dude would would do that. I i mean right away. I could see that you've been dating for awhile half a dozen times or whatever could you put this on so i know whether or not you're or maybe do do you ever do that. I should be something that's voluntary. I guess right. It's just not something that you bring up that soon. I i mean how would you feel about that. Flip it. Now you've gone out and you've had a really great time with this woman and the next thing you're hearing like that day is bob bob. I need to know when you've seen my tax. I don't think i'd go out again. Of course she wouldn't 'cause. There's something really weird. Let me say this before max jumps in here unless she was really really really good silly. Yes right yeah then. I would give her a little bit. You know our robe. I suppose isn't that awful that i would do that. It is is an you know what it is now served you well. These don't beat me up all right. I already said that it was there. Have you learned yet. Yes i have now. I'm married sick. You're so it's not really a possibility to ever use it again but yes at this at this juncture in my life. I have learn learn that cutting a break to prettier to a pretty <hes> girl. Oh pretty woman is is not always a good idea just because she loved there prettiness right exactly exactly stupid i i just think especially in in the technological world we live in now our you can practically keep people under surveillance at all times. You can find my friends. Yeah i think any gesture toward. I need to know where you are or knew what you're doing and when i text you i expect you to read it and respond. Aw person regret the next thing that that guy i would want is the fine my friends yeah right so we location yeah. He always knows your location right. Thank you keep that when when mary i show me the find my friends thing i didn't like it and i'm not up to anything i mean you see. There's like five places. I could be right. You really don't even need it with me but the idea that you know exactly where i am was kind of weird now. I'm fine with it now and actually actually i've used it because she'll work till's. Let's say seven o'clock and i'm going to get dinner ready or i wanna make a drink or whatever and i can see when she's moving all right. I know how long it takes for her to get home. I had the weirdest dose of fine my friends. I use it just to make sure that like especially if my girls are like i'm sleeping over mackenzie's house sure i make sure your phone is at dan mckenzie joss and your air pods and everything else connected to you. It's the best the use of it but i had it flipped on me. <hes> so i take livia i get her set up in her dorm room and i i the next day i head for home and it took me a while wild to get home. I had to stop a couple of times you know and have a good cry and at one point i get a tax from her and the text says. Why are you still not home. Did your car break rick down <hes> she was using fine my friends back media she was. I wonder why because she she knew that i was leaving and it was oh well. That was a little harder than young and we were both being really brave of very sweet of her. It was very slowly but that was the first time anyone's used by. My friends. Detract me that this is an example of that story that we had the people like their kids most after they leave here she is you know uh-huh here. She is being not snarky being not a kid very grown up and thoughtful. She called the day that she moved out they. She called me the night before her first ever college classes. Stay mom. I'm so excited and i know that this is a privilege and i'm just going to do my best. That's a very unusual. I was like whoa that's very unusual. Young woman good for you yeah. Let's hope it stays. It's bob and sheri get the and you bob and sheri instantly get the hot gas and odd cast. We were going to do an odd cast talking about what's going on with prince andrew and this whole jeffrey epstein thing 'cause it's way too. There's way too much to get into it on the regular show but i you know i i follow all the royal family news and all the meghan markle prince harry stuff and if you remember there was a big dust up over prince harry and meghan markle taking a private jet to visit sir elton john on and then searle john said not only did i pay for the jed. It's a very fuel efficient jet and i made a donation to offset the carbon footprint and blah blah blah and the british british press and piers morgan just shredding meghan markle and i i had this moment where i was reading this coverage and seeing it on <hes> my feed and i thought back because we're right at the anniversary of the death of princess diana that's right. We're right in that time and i thought my guide the the media. The press has they've learned nothing. After after everything that happened to prince harry's mother the same vicious nasty ask the caddy. Awfulness is now directed at harry and his wife yeah. It is terrible because they've done nothing and i just it makes makes me so okay yes. I'm a i'm definitely league team meghan harry whatever but it makes me sick and i was sitting you know <hes> flipping channels us and there was a i don't know if it was on the reels channel or whatever the hell it was. They had a thing on kitty. Kelly the celebrity biographer yes called the royals she wrote a book called the royals and they were interviewing her about princess diana and because it's the anniversary month of princess diana's death in august and and i'm watching watching all of they had all this archival coverage of you know how the press was blamed the paparazzi were blamed for literally a hounding princess diana to death all this other stuff and i thought you know here we are like a blink later and that sweet little boy that walked walked behind his mother's coffin in that procession is a grown man with a new baby and a wife and the exergen history is repeating eating in almost the same way and here's why money money because they can only make so much money with pictures of the royal royal babies that's going to you're going to sell people magazine and by the way people magazine out of all of these <hes> rags is the best i think <hes> you could only make so much money with positive things. You gotta have something else and nothing sells like dirt. It's nothing sells like royal dirt. It's so hateful and of course you know piers morgan that bloviating <hes> leading the charge. He posted some stuff on social media of himself last week. <hes> this is me flying denise meghan and harry and he's got a picture of himself with his giant poached meatloaf head grinning from economy. Let me class on easyjet or whatever and why is he taunting them on a jet. What's the because it gets him attention. Look <hes> you know <hes> even my husband who has almost no patients. He's so sideways that he can't get kate. Middleton royal family news off off of his phone of new speed even my husband when i showed it to him went there. There's the most famous people in the world of course there on private the jets how all these people fly so the main beef was they were flying private. Well what pierce said these ego. Warriors are flying on a private jet and sir elton john. John was like oh stop. I don't know how i feel about that. I mean i don't know how i feel about it. Either i just the such a wasteful way to travel title and yet you can't put them in in the in the airport sitting in a black leather chair. You know waiting at be nineteen. I mean it for me. It the private jet blah blah blah this and that and the other blah blah blah. I had just seen this tv documentary. Sorry about the death of princess diana and it just hit me like a punch. Wow this is the month the commemoration of her death. What year was was that. We were in london together with some of our bob and sheri list yeah. So how many years ago was it. This this is everywhere you turn. We're talking about princess diana's that is terrible death in that tunnel embarrass him and why does the tabloid press learned no nothing nothing again. It all comes down to money ninety nine thousand nine hundred seventy seven yeah so gross at twenty two years ago. Here's i'll never forget all the flowers that morning. I mean you and i landed handed. We were set to take a tour with our listeners and we went by buckingham palace interest the amount of i've never seen so many flowers in my life. What a day that was. I know but you're right. They don't care you're stoned. Care has not had enough in life from his the father the his parents questions and this and now it's just awful. Hey thank you so much much for listening to the bob and sheri podcast and the bob and sheri odd cast we would love if you subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook spoke twitter instagram wherever you go and thank you again for listening trump one presents a thirty second audio tour of ireland orland sheep varies go german castle chairman castle terming castle charming castle term cast. You know you can actually go there. 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Jeff Dunham and His Gang Join Bob & Sheri (Airdate 5.14.2020)

Bob and Sheri

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Jeff Dunham and His Gang Join Bob & Sheri (Airdate 5.14.2020)

"Aw Rocket Planning and preparation. We'll help make a good point vomited. Y Y party. Is it now before the Party begins? Its girl encouraging people to Party. That's what it's all about now. Getting Party started Jerry. Thank you very much. Oh what a show business intro. Tell people and remind them. It is Thursday today the gateway to the weekend. Yeah that's exactly right and I'm sitting here. I'm sitting here this morning. And I'm reflecting on my early days in radio Nineteen and I was in college and my first full time job at W. S. A. R. and Fall River Massachusetts Santa. I sat down at the Control Board. There is a random myself and the name of the Control Board was the studio at anything with an E. T. t. e. on the end of it means it's small and chief looking at the studio at and instead of all of these slide dials and everything. That AMAC says I I'm looking at like four or five. Round dials like something out of a science fiction movie and It was it was cheap and I said to myself you know. Someday I'm going to work in a studio and it's going to be so glamorous and it'll have windows to the world outside and great microphones and places guests and this morning on. I'm sitting in front of a microphone. Hooked into a laptop with a cat staring at me and it litterbox about eight feet away feet away. I'm backing up here. I'm backing up. Our whole careers. Had that Benjamin Button vibe though know you're right about that it's GonNa end with the two of us. Living under a bridge and talking into an empty soup can't swear to be worse than that living under a bridge when people walk by. Where's the A lot of markets? I read US Max. I'm afraid that's where that puts us. No you know. We're not even going to be able to get under the bridge will be like there's not enough room under the bridge for all four of us you guys out. There won't be under the bridge and we'll be an object of fascination for school children because Bob will be known as the crazy old weather guy and the lady who laughs bobble just giving weather forecasts it ran growth and I'm chuckling umbrella and I under a bridge and the local news. We'll hear about it and do what is a human interest story right right. I'll I'll be able to say is but day day in. May which is an actual thing if you go to be O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. Dot Com. We're giving away a day a day in. May All you have to do to win. One is registered. Couldn't be easier. Hey did you see that thing was I saw it on? Read it the guys. This is a sign that Netflix really needs to add. More programming. A couple of guys did a thing where one waxed the hair off the other and the Guy. That was getting waxed. 'cause you know you'd scream while you've never been waxed you scream when someone rips the hair out of your body instead of screaming you put a harmonica and his mouth so that when the wax when the little strip with all the hair on it will get ripped off what would come out would be. He would scream into the harmonica. Where is he getting waxed? By the couple of spots he gets waxed on his tummy. Right above his belt buckle and gets his wax. Do you want to hear what it sounds like? It's very visual. It's very usual so you have to picture a guy with no shirt on in jeans and a harmonica his mouth sitting in a chair in an apartment and another guy who can barely keep from laughing. Applying the WAX laying on the Strip and ripping off the hair. Here we go here. We go yeah hurts. Doesn't it Jimmy? There seems to be a lot of women in the room and I think that they appreciate it more than the guys you. Can't you think that having your belly for ripped off his bed get ripped off? You'll see it. We'll post this on our facebook when he gets it ripped off he. The here comes the harmonica and he jumps up. And he kind of doubles over but it's bearable. When he gets the underarm hair ripped off the harmonica goes and and he crumples and you can see the will to live leaving his body painful. What what what movie did Steve Forty Year Old Virgin? That's the movie and he was. Actually I mean he has a hairy chest and that was actually the first time he'd ever been waxed and they it was real. You could see the blood. Yeah yeah I I have a friend who was a competitive bike racer and he would remove all the hair on his body to make himself more aerodynamic And I just I mean it's bad enough. Shaving your legs right He. I'm talking his arms. The backs of hands everywhere. There could be body here. It was gone. We'll swimmers must do that. Yeah that's a consideration. If you're picking a sport boys about it's it seems Kinda ridiculous to me that you're going to get that much faster but I guess especially with swimming you would wouldn't you little bit of drag well if you look at those Re Race results. They're not in big seconds or minutes and microseconds. You're right you're right. You're right about that. Sign up for the newsletter and get exclusive updates pictures and much more from our four bunker locations. Bob And Cherry Bob and Sheri Show and we are very very excited that coming up on Friday we are going to have probably the most successful comedian in the world as our guest on our Friday night. Corona Virus Live facebook thing that we do our cocktail hour. Yes indeed tell them who Sherry Jeff Dunham is coming from his Home Office and workshop and Jeff is such a great Guy Jeff said. Should I bring Walter Will? Will people want me to answer questions we would like? Yes and definitely yes so you can. You can ask. You can ask him questions about you know. Does he build the characters themselves as a ventriloquist the best in the in the world he's working on a new one which he showed us And it's just going to be fantastic so you can ask jeff not just us but s jeff some questions. It's amazing coming from his his workshop in in California. It's going to be so much fun. He is the sweetest guy. So it's Friday nights seven o'clock eastern. So that's four o'clock Pacific Time. Seven o'clock eastern with comedian. Jeff Dunham am Walter and possibly even committed the Dick terrorist which says other one of his other big characters and we're just so glad that he's going to come hang out with everybody on People's movie critic tomorrow and he is reviewing gentlemen. Is that on Netflix. We know guys where where he's watching. That went on. I guess he'll do. I don't know I don't know I'm sorry. I guess he'll tell us I am. I watched a couple more episodes of justified last night. I'm trying to get through six seasons of that so that I can binge all of the crown in one go did you. Are you caught up on the crown? Bob You know I started it and like so many things in my life. I didn't stay with it but every time I go on to watch something else I see it and I say to myself you gotta go back and finish this. Did you not finish it because you weren't into it or did you not finish it just because it's hard I mean? Can we all be honest? I'm having a hard time concentrating on things for a long period of time right now. Anybody else having that yeah. I have two books that I've started and I haven't finished either one of them and I've had them for about a month and I looked. I walked by one of the books the other day the book looked at me and said you're pathetic you really are. I've been sitting here for a month. You can't finish me. It's it's weird. Don't judge yourself so much because I think there's something about the current moment that we're all living in that makes it hard. It Rowland C. To do a lot of little things after another. But it's hard to focus on one great big thing. Well we were talking the other day about. How people are looking around their house because they're in their house and taking stock of what needs to be done and I think that's where a lot of my time goes. I mean it takes hours to do the show hours and hours not just on the air but also things we do off the air and then You know you may or may not be tired and you can't take a nap at work And then the dog has to go out and then you know you said you would finish cleaning out. The garage. Never been cleaned out in ten years in all of a sudden. It's six o'clock. I vacuumed yesterday and felt lake. When I finished there should be a knock at the door and the Presidential Medal of freedom for the incredible sacrifices like my you know that usually I struggle with my attention span like. That's one of my blessings that I can focus on things for a long even boring things for a long period of time. I feel like dragonfly. Just hopping from one thing to the next to the next and even when I when I settle down. Oh I haven't seen this movie yet or this is a whole new. Tv show to binge. I I can't give it more than twenty five minutes and I feel my mind starting to wonder. Well I've been. I've been a little worried about the drinking. Somebody people are drinking too much I've gone to larger glasses so I don't feel as bad setup. I did the same thing. Can Mary made a tropical drink? The other night it had a full size umbrella in. I mean I kept said to me last night. I mixed up our house. Drake is like this. Rangel porn gene with mine and sparkling wire it's really yummy and brought him out in a tall glass and he said woman China getting drunk and take advantage of me and I said No. I just feel like we shouldn't have so many drinks so you're just putting all of them into one glass. Now it's Courtney Cox show that she had for a while. She was always treating always trigger red wine none of this enormous glass. It's Bob and Sheri. Congratulations Sheri Lynch named one of the most influential women in radio again this year. It's Bob and Sheri joining us. We were talking a few minutes ago about how we're struggling with our attention span that it's difficult to focus on things and how we are to have Jeff Dunham the biggest comedian in the world coming to hang out at our virtual happy hour Friday night at seven o'clock eastern on facebook live. And he said. Do you think that your listeners will WanNa talk to me and ask me questions and we were like. Yeah Jeff we do. We think they will. So here's an example of the perfect a piece of evidence for our bad attention spans and how unfocused we are. We had that whole conversation and completely did not mention that Jeff Dunham was also going to be on this show in about half an hour. That's right he is yeah from his place. Yeah Southern California I at least I don't think we also coming up in about half an hour on. It was going to be on the show today. Here's another show business thing that todd sent me on the tonight show. If you watch Jimmy Fallon his house band the roots. They will often get a musical guests to come on and perform the one of their big hit songs but instead of playing it on real instruments they played on this. Little Fisher. Price Kid instruments xylophones and tambourines. And that sort of thing and I've seen You everyone from Robin Thicke doing blurred lines and Arianna Guerande. It's a really cool feature. Well the tonight show is coming from everyone's house including the band. The roots are all working from home. So Brendan Yuri Singer. From panic at the disco comes on the tonight show and with Jimmy Fallon and the roots in all of their separate quarantine locations. They played a song together and they just used whatever they could find around the house for instruments so instead of like the Fisher Price. Xylophone tambourine You have toasters and pots and pans and cups and plates. And they did a cover of the Queen Song under pressure. You want to hear a little bit. This phone compound ribbons do do another group. Yup sent out to ask June co under pressure wine glasses. That's pretty good. I have to tell you I I tend to if I'm up that late which is not very often I would tend to watch Jimmy Kimmel and sometimes called bear and not so much Jimmy Fallon. I don't know why but Jimmy Fallon is so talented. I wonder at what age did. He realized that there was no other choice but to go into show business because he can act he can sing. He's really good singer and he's very funny as a standup a host. I think that he was like you. And Jeff D- on them. I think by the time he was in middle school. It was clear to him and everybody around him. That was the direction was heading in. So I'M GONNA WE'RE GONNA. We'll post this video up on our facebook so you can see it and I really want you to go see it because I it's hard to pick. Todd is seen this to Bob. It's hard to pick which one of these my favorite instrument but the guy beating four slice toaster with a plastic. That's pretty good one. What did they use? What did they use as the base that base ripped undone dot com? There is one the bass players playing his instrument so he is space. So we've got like A Guy Banging little Saucepan somebody playing wine glasses filled with water. You've got a plastic plate and I've always been a big panic at the disco fan. You don't realize until you watch this and listen to this first of all you're right. How amazingly talented to me fallon is but how effortlessly your Yuri just belts out? All those high pulse seto notes. While you've got to commit with that sort of a situation you can't have in the back of your mind boy up this. This could sound terrible. You got to commit good for them. That was great when you if you're kind of dragging today and you're like on just can't for one more second when you watch this video it's joyful. It is just joyful to see these musicians having so much fun with just regular everyday objects and said I'll tell you I'll tell you. Most people are not watching it. I used to watch late night. The tonight show you know I can remember you know especially as a kid Friday night? You'd watch it. You'd see what adults were up to. You know you felt like you really kind of looking at these days. The idea of staying up till one o'clock in the twelve thirty in the morning and watching. Tv There's no way there's a lot of people are in the same situation. Our work life is still very much thank you let me go real early but like I have a you have a kid in this house. Who goes to bed around four or five as those I got anymore. Morons in the news is next five we all of the throat but if one part of the experience has been hard to come by been sherry have solve this lack of toilet paper you by giving you a B a day in bay so just been belong over to Bob and Sheri Dot Com and John from the show that gives a Schutte about rural booting. Sharon we've got `im Boron with Bob and Sheri. He's a moron. It's morons in the news. This is not like the pine tree state vacation. Land a thirty seven year old guy named Thomas Bouchard in Scott Higgin main did the following things and this by the way was on mother's Day a few days ago I don't think Islam approved number one. He did a bunch of drugs number two. He stripped naked number three. He stole his mother's car number four. He got into a high speed police chase that ended when he jumped out of the moving car in a church parking lot now once again he stripped naked number five he ran into the church naked and the church was hosting a drive up service at the time number six. He was arrested inside the church naked after he got into a fight with the police. And you can imagine the charges that he has been charged with and I think the whole thing started with the drugs but my goodness that is quite a bit going on. He got more dime in about an hour. And I think I've done this week. It's it's true and met more people he's one of those noxious people that's trying to pack a whole lifetime. Experience isn't locked out right. That's Today's more of the day. I just I just text it photo of him to Maxim Bob so that you could see this mugshot so keep an eye on your phone because you're GonNa WanNa see this guy. Here's the deal. He's an Oregon and he went into broke into a closed. Little Snack stand at the train station there and he tried to rob the snacks. He's thirty six years old and after he got chased by police for breaking into the snack station of the Metro. The snack shack at the metro station. The police started chasing him. He ran into a supermarket and COPS confronted him there. He threatened police with what he said was a weapon but it ends up. We didn't have one and they ended up tasting now. When you see his mugshot does. His entire face is covered in tattoos. And he has a big tuft of sort of Lilac Magenta hair and he couldn't be more distinctive. If you tried it links like his hair is actually exploding out of his head. Like all right a troll doll or a bomb went off folks. You have got to see this. Hit What D- at Tattoo artists did to this man's face and how this man gets through the day is amazing. How would you describe the things above his eyes? They look like two axes yeah. He's got where his eyebrows would be. Is Eyebrows were gone. And they've been replaced by two giant tattoos hatchets and then the rest of the space looks like doodling in my brother's science notebook in eleventh grade. Excuse I mean it really does. And then he's got the troll hair coming out so here's look limp. Live your lives as best you want to. But if you're considering appear in middle school when you're considering a life in petty crime keep your tattoos where you're close cover them up because this guy is unmistakable as this guy how how do you get a job when you face that is completely covered with scary tattoos. How are you employed get employed? You don't and that's why. He was robbing the snack shack and by the way to see in his first Rodeo. He has a huge criminal history and he's been booked on burglary mischief disorderly conduct and here. Here's what you're going to get when you text the word Moron. Two eight to six to seven point. Three seven you're GonNa get this mugshot. 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Go TO HEALTH DOT COM and enter the Code Sherry and get twenty percent off pointing. Contact US leave a message at one. Eight eight eight boss Jerry. One of the best things that I've watched while we've been locked down here in my house. Is this documentary. That was on like reels about comedian. Jeff Dunham who? We've known for a very long time but I learned so much fun stuff and we have jeff joining us right now on the show Jeff. I had no idea that from the time you were a little teeny tiny boy. You knew you wanted to be a ventriloquist or sure. How can he do that? Introduction say hi without even saying anything of it. That's ridiculous is in the room. Jaffe and video chat and the creature from the Black Lagoon. That's what I think. It looks like anyway is standing behind him. It looks like he's about to put his claw. What is that? It's a creature from the black lagoon news about what is clawing when I watched that documentary about you. You have so many toys and even mean like Walter and I mean you have matchbox cars and race tracks box. No it's hot wheels. Those are hot wheel. Sorry I'm such a girl. A giant room filled with basically your toys. I thought it was a doral. It's my office and you know it was funny because when we We bought this house. I my offices at the front of the House and I feel like I have every my wife I'll relaxed. She looks at my pictures from my college apartment in. Looks exactly like my office does now. There's just toys garbage everywhere. It's just ridiculous and so and I thought you know I my girls who are now grown women. I thought this is going to be the boys like girls. I'm going to tell them. They'll go in the office and they won't go in there and play with the toys just like my girls didn't have twin boys. You've got double that trouble. I know it's ridiculous. They have all these vintage toys. Stuff that from my childhood or things I've collected on Ebay. That were you know that I did have in childhood. The My mother got rid of all of these amazing great toys from the Sixties and Seventies. And you know. I thought the boys respect my privacy completely denied so say one thing so for those of you can see this. Go Watch it. Also her right shoulder guy should notice this. That's an eight track player. Kicker is Oh my God you never threw it away do you ever use. It is not just natron. And it's a quadraphonic eight track show Biz bragging okay. Does it still work here? Let me tilt the camera a little bit. I have all kinds of. There's real to reel back there so you have. You have spent your whole life still as a boy when it comes down to it. You know you're still playing with toys and you're still having laughs with dummies. Well somebody told me a long time ago. An old friend of mine. It was when I was in my late teenage years. He said Jeff. Whatever you do do not let that child in you die. And I think that's what happens to too. Many people is that you know life comes along and a that child in you dies because there's too much to take care of too much to be serious about and you lose that spark and I just I told my daughters this again grown women now to to never let that happen Because there's just you know with all the problems going on right now. It's difficult to find humor in anything and But I've taught them that there's there's there can be humor in everything and I I just I I. I don't know what happened. I still have all my toys and they still have fun with it and people say. Where do you WanNa go on vacation a vacation on my garage? Well it's funny because on the one hand kid but on the other hand as a kid you were such a miniature showbiz adult. Oh sure okay let me let me tell you about the okay. I'll tell you but also I just a week and a half ago. I became grandfather. Congratulations argued I have are four and a half year old boys Jack and James and then my daughter bree gave birth at bringing in her husband Eric gave birth in. And now it's little baby Harrison. As I became a grandfather poor audrey who's eighteen years younger than me became a grandma and now our boys are uncles at four and a half years old. They're so I'll it's wild. I know our Christmas cards going to be all screwed up. So you're tired of being a businessman and when I was a kid so when I was in junior high look by the fifth grade. I knew that this is what I wanted to do for a living control. It was you know we asked kids. What are you GonNa do when you grow up? And I I think that's either a good thing or also mistake is a threat pressure on akin to think what. I'm going to do but I finally had that answer you know and I was one of those unremarkable kids. I was unpopular. Didn't pay attention. That was terrible in team. Sports horrible in team sports. I had no talent whatsoever in anything playing instruments. Forget it or not but I saw the dummy in the toy store for Christmas one year and I got it so then I just started practicing started. Doing shows started getting accolades by junior. High was actually making pretty. Good money. Doing GO SCOUT BANQUETS AND KWAN clubs. And all that and I wanted hit shot being a professional entertainer. Every entertainer has a headshot right right in seventh grade working to pay. What was it back? Then one hundred bucks to go get a photo session. Professional pictures taken so school picture day was coming up and I thought well this is how I'll solve this and I took my dummy in a suitcase. And we're standing in line. Get the picture taken. it's my turn. Go Up. I sit down. I opened the suitcase but the Domini I smile. And what are you doing? I go away Madisha taking okay but this is the yearbook. This is going to be your picture in the yearbook. And I said I know. Did they in the yearbook the punchline yet so so he he said he looked to the teachers and they're like I don't know why not so is said okay so we backed. His camera tried to recenter. It took the photographs. So there's me and my dummy in the seventh grade pictures of me and the dummy and they put it in the yearbook. Sure enough now when I got the packet. Here's my one eight by ten to five by seven and a bunch of Wallet Sizes and now I had my professional photo. That's in the seventh grade. Eighth grade comes along and I went at work last year this year. I am not gay handgun. I did it every single year from the seven to the eleventh grade myself. You know this may be one of the problems is to why I don't have a girlfriend type per second. We have to take a quick break. I'll be right back. We're going to talk to Jeff Dunham from his Home Office with the creature from the Black Lagoon. It's Bob and Sheri we on the Throne. But one part of the experience has been hard to come by been Sherry have solved this lack of paper issue you by giving you a B de day in bay so just been belong over to Bob and Sheri Dot Com to enter from their show. That gives sukey about old Sharon. Congratulations Sheri Lynch named one of the most influential women in radio again this year. It's Bob and Sheri. So Jeff Dunham are you doing the heavy lifting with the twins as far as home schooling or are you pushing off on your wife. Oh man no no no we master parents and and you know I feel so sorry for those couples that these are tough times. I sometimes and before our boys were born. Audrey night we were one of those those couples that you just hate we go to bed laughing when we wake up laughing we could not spend enough time together and I. I don't know how that happened. I think I did a dependence or something in my first marriage and and I don't know what happened so we just can't you know so now when it comes to this kind of thing I in again. It's all sappy I wouldn't WANNA be holed up with anybody but her and we. We share responsibilities. We divided things up. She's an angel though and I was given the task of I volunteered to take care of floors. This is another stupid thing is is an only child? I was fascinated with the vacuum cleaner. Ends is what together as an only was resonated with the fact. That sounds really creepy. Weird Woodson unreal. All these stories are coming in anyway but I love vacuuming. I was a little kid. Kitchen stuck on the phone and plot the vacuum and vacuum. So when it came to this. I'm like you know we don't have a housekeeper anymore. Unique still pair which is a good thing in the crazy thing. That poor bird is she's been offered three months getting paid just sitting at home. Having the party you making money and doing nothing but So I I volunteered to be the floor. Care GIVER I. I was in charge of vacuuming and sweeping the floors in our house and It's a pretty decent sized house so I thought why not. This'll be fun and then my birthday was coming along last month and I thought if I got sick as sweeping the floors and I I don't know. is crap so My birthday is coming along and I never had a room before it. S for rumor in what way I white the best room but you could possibly buy in. Now it's turned into a game for me and the boys is fun to see how this thing figuring things out and it's just fascinating and also I've heard too many horror stories. Make sure the dog does APU on the floor before you send the room in Jeff. I lived in one of those horror story. So are are you are you. Are you like going through withdrawal? Because you're not on the road you've been on the road all weren't you supposed to be somewhere like right now. Yeah right now in the UK doing shows and it is tough. Because I've been on the road now and move to L. A. in eighty eight. And even before that I was doing shows in Texas and traveling everywhere. I've never gone. The only time I went a month without doing a show is when ordering I got married. Took a few weeks off for the honeymoon. But I've never gone. It's always been like no more than two weeks in thirty years. And this was how is this? GonNa work. Am I gonNA go nuts and so I haven't been working in our corona virus video? The very first one that we did. It's a the characters are doing joke yet. We jokes about being isolated. There's nothing funny about the virus. Nothing funny about what people are going through but to me there's humor in. What are people doing in all this time when they're stuck at home if you don't have to be insane and Bubba J's and I thought that this goes let me get this straight? You know stupid character goes. I can't go to where you sit at home. Okay we we are out of time right now for this segment. We're looking forward to being with you on Friday. And we haven't told the People Jeff Dunham is going become an hang with you for happy hour. Seven o'clock eastern Friday night facebook live. God bless man. Say Well there. We'll talk to you later on. Thanks guys all right. Thank you king of room off. That was just priceless. Those are such great stories. Quarantine contact us. Leave is a talkback Sherry at. If you are just joining US Jeff Dunham was on the show just a couple minutes ago from his home where he is locked down with his wife Audrey and their two four and a half year old twin boys. He is going to him so excited. Jeff Jeff is GonNa join us on our facebook live happy hour tomorrow night eastern and He tells us that he might even be bringing like maybe Walter off met along. So He's and. He said he would love to answer questions from people. So if you are a big Jeff Dunham Fan. You do not want to miss this. Seven o'clock Burchell. Happy Hour live on facebook. Just go over to the Bob and Sheri facebook page seven o'clock Eastern for that Jeff is not able to tore now because of course you know none of us Sar. He was supposed to be in Scotland and England and Wales doing shows instead. He's home in his office which is filled with old vintage toys and he has a youtube channel. That you can subscribe to that. Not only is like all the Great Jeff Dunham stuff there. But he's creating a new character new dummy and every week on his youtube channel. You're in the workshop and you see the progress. He's made so. I pulled something off of his Youtube Channel. Play for you guys because one of the things. I saw a documentary Just last week about Jeff. On the reels channel I'd have no idea where the rules channel is jumps around on your cable but R. E E L Z. And he as a teenager are approached a local car dealer in Texas where he grew up and said Hey I could do your commercials for you with my dummies. And the car dealer said and so. I'm going to play for you. An actual car commercial that Jeff Dunham did with RTD two and one of his dummies when he was a teenager. Here we go. You got the right circuit breast with Archie wanting us on kind of Detroit or something. Aren't you need to his excited? How come he's grown circuit wide because courtesy Pontiac and Dotson strikes lack? That's right and we're having car wars as exciting because our prices are so low here. Courtesy Pontiac nuts. And that's right in line Liz Archie Skywalker and this is only long Pidonia Mersey. Yeah Jazz Cars League on say look this. Nineteen eighty plant. Client only sixty three sixty six and Jessica live this a Nike Pontiac. Sunbird hundred fifteen dollars now at a hundred and fifteen dollars a month for forty eight months in this same car border sixty six dollars or lead to ten and lookie there are duty to Holy Luck. Good G Liz. Well go with high prices at courtesy Pontiac Right here. Tower Southwest Luke. Three Twenty. Three right here in big tyler. Come on I'll bring your lifesaver with a fantastic money playing sircar. Unless how old was he when he did that? Fourteen fifteen no. He looks like he's seventeen or so. He's not a baby chipmunk face and a porn moustache powder blue suit perfect. I'll post it. I'll share this link over to our facebook so everybody can see it. It's hysterical. I'd no idea all the years that we've known Jeff. I had no idea that he was such a tiny little ventriloquist entrepreneurs a kid. It's really cool in Tyler Texas entirely did you. Did you catch the price on that new car? Four thousand seven hundred dollars. That was when I saw the commercial. That was the thing that made my eyes pop out. Those are brand new cars. But Jeff was as a kid so ambitious when he was little being like maybe ten and he had his first ventriloquist's dummy he made up these fliers about how you could hire him for your child's birthday party and he went he put them in everyone's mailbox in the neighborhood and people started hiring him. He has been a working paid professional ventriloquist's since before he was in middle school. I think it was either last year or the year before And of Course Jeff. Tours does stadiums and Big concert halls around the world. I think he was the most successful comedian. I'm not going to embarrass him by thrown out dollar numbers but I think he was the most successful comedian in the world. I think he may. I think he still holds. That doesn't Imax. He's He's that's a long way from Tyler Texas and a car dealership in powder blue sport jacket so if you have questions for Jeff Be With US tomorrow night. Seven o'clock eastern on facebook live because he's come into play. Yeah and so you can ask a question. Anything at all And we've we've seen where he's going to be coming from and you're GONNA love it. It's it's his private office but not so private with a four and a half year olds he was telling us With toys and It'll be a lot of fun coming up on O'clock this spray right. Is this the third or fourth one? We've done Sherry. I think it's a new. I've had a couple of brown liquor Happy hours in there so it could be the third but I think it's the fourth that feels like you know what it's the fourth what we're going to join. Us Join US tomorrow night. Facebook live seven o'clock eastern and join us on the show tomorrow for the People's movie critic's Review of Gentlemen. It's Bob and Sheri Gallon Mars Review sent right to your phone. Text Eight Bob. Sharing so I told you sherry that for Mother's Day. I gave Mary this really. It's a futuristic fan by dyson. It looks like a great big Zero a very thin but big zero has no fan like Things going around and around. You can put your hand right through it. But somehow the air blows out. It was a little on the expensive side. But she's GonNa use it for the office and she just loved it and I got it at the best buy and I liked the best buy and I like it even more now because they just sent me this email and it says congrats Robert. You're shopping just paid you back redeem your rewards certificate on your next best buy purchase. Your five dollar reward is waiting. Hey play big gets a new refrigerator for me. I'd wait till you get that ten dollar reward though so I was online and a bunch of teachers from around the country posted Things they've experienced teaching virtual classes. And would you like to hear a few of them? The first one is from coach. Comp that's who posted this and coach says you're telling me you can figure out how to bypass the school wifi restrictions so you can snapchat watch videos and play games all day long but you can't figure out how to log into a Google classroom and do a thirty minute assignment at. There's a lot of that now. The teacher this teacher honest. See where they're from but she says I'm not ready for next year when parents call and say well in my experience as a home school teacher. And you know that there's GonNa be that's going to happen. Yeah I missed being a teacher yesterday so I let my coffee go. Coal didn't p. for seven hours and stood in my living room repeating myself Amy Silverberg posted this use. The teacher just had zoom office hours and astuteness. That could have a tour of my apartment. let me say this is really funny. I've gone twenty years without a student in my bedroom and now I meet thirty three of them there twice a week. I do feel for those who relied on teaching to get their daily steps in Let me see. Oh yeah this is so true. This is From Ed when schools do open be sure to follow your states safety guidelines to that end. Make sure all of the thirty five desks in your classroom or all six feet apart from one another. That is one of the things. Actually that I've been reading about and I can't figure out how in the world you could have that unless you had classes in auditoriums and gyms that's exactly right and there's only so many of those than you have. You don't have enough of those spaces do you don't even if even if you cry crowded a couple of classes and it will be just a cacophony of of noise. How would you get any teaching done? I know The modest teacher post. I think middle school dances should be permanently. Banned you know for social distancing reasons and because they're nightmare to supervise. Oh they were a nightmare to attend. They were or to pick up you ever waiting in line at ten o'clock or ten thirty on a Friday night when you don't want to be in line at ten thirty on Friday night. The best named event ever As middle school madness and they called Middle School Madness. And you thought before you had kids that that referred to the Fun Wild Party no refers to how you feel when you're sitting in that car line waiting to pick your kid up from. There's there's no happy hour for you on Friday night right. Scusi you gotta be a straight as May this is from humble ten and Hambleton says the best part of teaching online is. You can't hear the not laughing at your jokes. I bet that's the case. Oh Yeah I miss being a teacher today. This is from Chris. I miss being a teacher today. So I printed out all of your tweets and circled the Grammar and spelling mistakes in red pen so anyway there's just a few and They they never thought they'd be dealing with this sort of thing. A year ago did that. It was a picture that was posted by cool. King Chris who we had on the show earlier who is a teacher because he said the last day of school. They didn't know it was going to be the last day of school so he had to go back to school and he said there was this weird sort of Chernobyl feel that all of the stuff was still the same but it was like all the people were snatched away and you said it was very sad and it was very eerie at the same time. And if you watched any of the noble coverage they take you through these classrooms and they're still books and papers on a desk in some of them. It's exactly what he's describing like they were here and the next day we're gone and had no idea they weren't come back. Go to so spooky it is. Yeah this is Bob and Sheri Quarantine contact a talk and a free Sherry Hoe. It's time we leave. The phone turned on and we pay the bill. Twenty four seven now at eight. Eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I you can call us anytime. Day-night APP which is Google play in the apple store. You can tap the mark from the bottom of the screen and talk. You can always hit us up on our website Bob and Sheri Dot Com or you can also registered to win a day day in. May You could win them today. Who Are we hearing from here? Max this is Craig from Raleigh Right. He goes off. I'm fifty three years old. And I absolutely love Tater tots toss right at cheese. Yom Ranch Nice refer. We've got into a discussion on Tater tots. Because Mary found a new type of TATER. Tot colleague flower it's cauliflowers time cauliflower tater tots and I never liked tater tots but I tried them and they were pretty good so we started discussing Tater tots and how the original ones are just junk and todd loves them so this guy is backing up todd right there you know it's funny. I think we all hang onto certain things that we as kids. Obviously he was probably a Tater tot kit right because they've been around that long fifty three now. They've been around for a long long time but I don't understand why there's an I didn't know. There was an age limit on your time on tater tides. Just the name just sounds like something you'd give to a kid. And here's the thing cauliflower. Tater tots those are two things that should never avenue and put together. That is an evil. You know something that somebody created in a mad to put a stop. Have you had the cauliflower pizza? The where the actually cauliflower. I'll eat that occasionally when I was when I was losing weight. Id to cauliflower crust pizza but you know what cauliflower should be eaten as a side to a main dish like a big steak and that's about it. Don't put it in my tater tots. Don't give me cauliflower bites that you're hiding cauliflower in I'll eat the cauliflower or any other time but when you talk dot and I'm the one yelling get off the grasp strict rules for the Ghost Broccoli. My but here's the thing you guys Bob. You're like you know you have to grow out of eating tater tots eating tater tots. I mean if you find more interesting things than Tater tots have snacks. Though I mean it just seems like a thing that you cook you know Friday night. The kids are looking for something to eat. Throw some Tater tots your you have decided to make tater tots the hill. You'RE GONNA die on and this is one of the more ridiculous arguments that you've it's it's a tiny crispy nugget of delicious potato on the outside crunchy and Brown on the inside creamy and satisfying so. Good why is that? Why are you limiting this? This is not. This is not a hill. I'm trying Diane. I made one comment and people are just going out of their minds. Repeat what the quarantine does this is. What the quarantine is doing? You made it sound. Like if I eat tater tots I should have a nine o'clock bedtime and somebody should be reading me a story before I go to bed and making sure I brush my teeth. It's kind of what you actually do with actor for the story though you know. It's true though. I think we all have these these things. Just just go with me for a second. If you if you started eating tater tots as a kid. Maybe you still like them at fifty three like for me. I still like a piece of celery with cream cheese. Philadelphia brand cream cheese in it. I just had it last night as a snack. You know it. I don't know very many people who still do that. But my mother you know it was cheap. It's as low tech cooking as you can get you take a knife. You put it in the group. Jesus meriden the little tunnel in the celery and you got something to eat. I've never had that. Are you kidding? Oh it's wonderful. I've had celery with peanut butter. I've never had cream cheese before but I would always fall back to the default of celery with peanut butter. P I do that too. I do that but once in awhile I I would. I would put the cream cheese on the celery and then some cut up black jobs. The I tried to be a little healthier when I eat celery. I eat it with my Hamas like roasted tomato Hamas or something. Yeah missed. She just shocked the world and Youtube because I know with cheese ranch dressing homelessness celery. I can do it. You're losing your mind in Quarantine Human Mosaic Setting. What's what's another thing. What's another thing that people would eat as kid and they hold it over rich? Mac AND CHEESE JELLY. Yeah Mac and cheese. That's that's probably the number one yet on that Sherry. But that's not really like Mac and cheese. It's a food kids love but it's not like a childhood food. I mean I think it would be. I think a childhood food is like Blue Jello right something like that. I don't think you can limit tater tots and Mac and cheese childhood. You can't you can't limit limited but I don't think it would exist without kiss remember. That ad was talking about crafts new ad where the kid won't eat. Whatever the parents serving and then the mother gives up and gives them a big bullet kraft. Mac and cheese. I mean that's the kid oriented. It's can. I mean it's definitely kid to me kid. Food is kid. Food like peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches. I still love those. That's kid or Goldfish a goldfish cheeses. Like I'm tired of fighting with you to talk. Saw Go pop some Jiffy pop now dive into my thoughts for. That's right taking them. And then you'll never get. I'm tired of fighting these TATER tots their tremendous. You have the won't say you'll say I've found these third like little potato pillows crunching on the outside genius. I'd like I'd like a lobster. Tater tot it's Sherry. We all sit on the throne but if late one part of the experience has been harder to come by Kylie Bobbins Sherry have solved this lack of toilet paper you by giving you a day in. May so just being belong over to Bob and Sheri Dot Com to and from the show that gives shoot about Putin ovid Sharon Kent Lamar's review sent right to your phone. Text Eighty five shares so maximum. Something really fun for us here. And kind of unexpected is that Mojo in Lucy or is that coca making outfits Mojo in Lucy in the background. I'm sorry I know why even asked because cocoa doesn't wake up until about seven PM so slow children. What you have is the show business career. I've always longed for that cat box for this is some of the artists are covering Nirvana while in quarantine post Malone did it in puddle of mud did it and this is rivers Cuomo from Weezer and he stewing are heart shaped box. And so I'll play that a little bit for you and then Weezer was on the simpsons that I have some sound from that as well so here we go to you. Listen a I give all jess bar named a rock in some live down okay. So there's a little bit of that so they were on the simpsons and did their own version of the simpsons theme song So interesting when we look back and kids kids in school will be writing papers on the memes and weird social media phenomenon. That happened during this time. Like Bands covering a musicians covering that Ravana song heart shaped box. That's a thing a tick. Tock Tick Tock was around before coronavirus but tick tock exploded in has gone mainstream. That's true all of that. What are some of the other things that you can think of right off the top of your head that have just been all over the place drinking drinking? You know what nobody knew. Zoom Conference was very few people knew with this. I guess there was some people that did do the conference but nobody knew what that was. Now everybody's at some point doing something on zoom conferencing noticing who has really good lighting when they go When when the cameras come into their house not really cameras. That's right off the computer. But certain people when they're interviewed have better lighting than other people. I mean I've seen lighting. That looks like a Hollywood set. And then there's some lighting where it looks like. The person's face is on fire. There's such a diversity of lightning and it's interesting to see that even Performers that you would think would have access to better lighting and sound. Don't necessarily at least their first couple of times out. That's exactly right. I think You know it's GonNa be kind of fun to see the books that are written about this and I'm particularly excited about the hallmark Christmas movies that are going to come out on the people that met on that soon conference and just do it was just. I'm just surprised there is no cocktail. That's been invented called the Asian murder. Hornet I I know it's got to become right. I'll come on. Why don't you dare? It's you read it once? And then you read began believe this it's Bobbin Cherries and believe. This is me the one of the things we've talked about off and on since all of this crazy lockdown stuff began is what it's like for kids who are going to school at home and what it's like for high school kids teenagers. Who have shifted from a crazy. Early school start because most high schools start sometime between seven and eight which is really early for teenagers. Whose body clocks and brains are nocturnal face. And so we've talked about what's it like for those kids and are they ever? GonNa want to go back to a traditional classroom. Well I found a really good reason why we might WANNA rethink sending kids back teenagers back into a regular schedule and this is in the Journal. This was in the Journal sleep medicine. They've done a long-term look study at kids who teenagers who go to school later in the day and get more sleep at night and they've found that when teenagers get more sleep not only are their grades better but they are much more resilient much better able to manage stress and life difficulties going forward. And why is this news to us yet? If you're a human being do not have the experience to know that when you are arrested when you feel good you have a better attitude you. Your memory is Is more active and exact. I mean it's obvious it shouldn't be news but look at the way that we have all lived our lives. It must clearly be news or we wouldn't have kids starting school at Seven fifteen in the mornings at a time when their bodies and brains are completely opposite they did a thing in Seattle back in two thousand seventeen. I remember we talked about this on the show. The Seattle School district decided that high school was starting way too early and they changed they. They used to start high school in Seattle at ten minutes to eight in the morning. They pushed it back to eight forty five. Am and that meant that The average high school student in Seattle was able to get a minimum of thirty more minutes sleep and they looked at what that did now. They've been doing that for three years. So they've they've got a lot of information right so they said okay. What happened when we gave those kids more sleep. Everybody's grades went up. Attendance improved punctuality improved and they said that that later start time helped. Close the learning gap between kids from privilege and kids from less privileged backgrounds. So is the reason that we don't do that. The reason that we don't let classes start later because the buses would not be able to deliver as many kids because they'll do two rounds and you'd have to double the amount of buses is that there isn't here's what someone told me. I mean I think it depends on what school district you live in right. It's probably different answer in a lot of different places but someone told me that the reason for the early start time. Here is the buses because the bus that takes your kid to high school and drops. Like Karema's bus you guys. It comes at six sixteen in the morning. Good on you to think about that. She's up at five so that she can get up dressed ready and walked to that bus. Stop so after the drops her off at school and it lets all those kids off the bus. Right around seven o'clock then it goes and picks up on elementary and middle school kids who have an eight fifteen start. So you've got buses doing double duty. Plus High School. Kids have sports and in order to fit sports and all of that in they have to have the earlier start times they can have their earlier in time so they can have time for sports. I was told I don't know if it's true if I were. The King of America here is what I would do. I would start school around nine o'clock in the morning and I would reduce homework. Maybe a little bit of homework but not very much because I think on the other side of the day If they have some sort of a sport or an activity then they're doing homework until eleven o'clock at night and then they're up at five o'clock in the morning that's ridiculous. I will tell you guys when you know. My kids went to a language magnet school so in Eighth Grade. Olivia data foreign exchange. She went and lived with the family in France in Leone and now I'm sorry and she went to school in France and this was the schedule she couldn't believe it. School started at around nine fifteen in the morning now at went till four o'clock in the afternoon but there was almost no homework. Have to go for wait. I'm not finished. Lunch was ninety minutes every day. Those kids had and time to relax after launch. They could go outside. They could read a book. They can do whatever it's branch and every single Wednesday was a half day. That was the day the kids would do sports and extracurriculars and have family time. Every Wednesday was a half day. I I almost couldn't get my kid home. Yeah do you think Just kind of bifurcated a little bit. Do you think peppy. La- PUGH is a popular character for kids in France. I don't think kids in America. Even though he who use more now I mean no. I don't where would kids see pepper the Pew now? Do you think you think what peppy La- Pew did would be in the HASHTAG METOO era appropriate op-ed because I think that poor little black cat that accidentally got white pain on her back and he would there was conceived. He was kissing earn and to honor nibbling. She was desperate to escape. Thought she was playing hard to get your exactly. He'd be in jail today. I think what postal this up on facebook. You can see it and make the argument for why your scores start later. Kids it's Baden share sharable conditio the fun size podcast drops every Thursday on the three body. Search so I was going through some things I wanted to talk about on the show a few minutes ago and I'm on my ipad which is in the bunk house where I do the show. Most of the time. My wife was in the other room last night. Looking at some chairs. She wants to get a new chair like a British military chair. I think they're they're called. That's the style and she's looking at a bunch of them and she called me and said what do you think of this one? What do you think of that one? That was the end of it and so this morning. I have nothing but British military chairs on by pet. How does that happen? I mean how how does that happen? It's the darndest thing. I mean I never. She never used my computer. I never looked for those chairs and yet there it is. 'cause they're listening are listening. Yeah they are so what I found though when I was poking around somebody posted the sexiest female characters in film history. Now I must say They did not go very far back. This is not back to the nineteen fifties with Elizabeth Taylor or something like that. These are fairly recent movies. But I'll just give you the actress and the film and You tell me if you agree. Start starting off. Live Tyler in the Lord of the Rings. Oh Yeah Yeah Alvin Queen. She is such a sexy looking woman. Those lips she is something Jessica Alba in dark angel. Yeah I love that. Yeah I was a big fan of that. A lot of people won't know this one Eva Green in casino royale like so many bond. Oh man so sexy. The most like intense is doesn't she everything yeah Sharon stone in basic instinct. Everybody knows that famous scene right. Yeah Halle Berry Swordfish Halle Berry in anything in anything. She was in a bond movie and she wore like an orange bikini with a little. Sassy Belt Oh my God out of the water. He's soon. She was something who who. Who Did she? Who is the Bond Pierce? Brosnan was the bond in that one I think I don't even remember what bomb movie was. I only remember that scene. And what she was wearing a straight woman that she she was she was interviewed about that role about playing opposite him and she said she was so excited but she had eaten something the night before. That didn't agree with her and she was going to do the the love scene with Pierce Brosnan as James Bond and she said. I almost threw up in his face. He she said this was my big moment. My big big romantic moment and almost got sick but he was so nice. Next one is Heather Graham in Austin powers. The spy who shagged me definitely looking at a picture of her right now. You just don't picture her with Bruce Springsteen Because she never was with Bruce springsteen heather Graham I think she was wasn't she had their grocer huish. Who was the hand? Julianne Phillips was with. Oh I thought it was heather Graham. Oh I stand corrected thank you. Well see you right. You couldn't picture with them and she wasn't this. This is inappropriate Her mighty grainger in the Harry Potter series. I don't know why they put her in there I mean she's grown woman. Now I guess you could do it now but not with a potter stuff Jessica Rabbit. Yeah the hottest cartoon character ever Karen Curran that way cure nightly in pirates of the Caribbean one through three. What if anything? What face Carrie Fisher Star Wars. Yeah let's see who else what was great about the Princess Leia character because the first star wars movies came out when we were kids. What was great about her? Was she was a princess but she was so ferocious and strong. There was nothing that helpless or delicate or trapped about her. You're exactly right there. Were as a girl. You could really connect to that character and that was a bit ahead of. Its time to have your like that yet. Kunas in Black Swan. Yeah what a disturbing movie. That was but a very good one once again. Eva Green in three hundred rise of an empire are you guys watched his dark materials on. Hbo Green is in that. And all my God sees just. You can't look at anything else when she's onscreen as a she's first of all she's spectacularly beautiful but she is such a strong charismatic presence and finally Laura Croft in you know what's her name Angelina. Jolie Laura Natalie Portman in closer and see whereas Mike girl whereas there she is Phoebe cates and fast times at Ridgemont high. Definitely yeah definitely surprised. Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. I know they didn't go back that far. I mean it's not that old movie but they just they didn't go back but wasn't Kathleen. Turner the Voice of Jessica Rabbit. You I don't know I was so she made. She made it in here one way or the other it's Sherry congratulations. Sheri Lynch named one of the most influential women can radio again this year. It's Bob and Sheri. I don't know why this had Mary's cat always comes into where I broadcast from and then find some of the papers I'm working with and then just sits on them. She just sits on the papers that I'm working with stares at me. That is what they do. I know it's the darndest thing. So I I've got a list of some things some professions which one of these professions. I'm just GONNA throw them out randomly. Do you think it's the hardest to find the one? The one person that you're gonNA hire to do whatever this task is. Okay you have to have the concept on this. I think so I'M GONNA I'M GONNA write it down though so I don't lose it as we go professions where it's hardest to find the perfect. Hire in rockaway. Yeah okay here. We go pet groomer. Dentist Hairdresser or barber. Dr Tattoo artist nail technician babysitter or nanny and pet or daycare for your pet a kennel. Which won a pet groomer to pet? Groomer say single one. That's hardest yet and I've got one to eight. What most Americans came up with as their number one. So let's run the occupations down again because I think I've decided but let me your pet groomer dentist. Dr Tattoo artist NAIL TECHNICIAN BABYSITTER OR NANNY. Pet Kennel or daycare. Pet groomer and hairdresser or barber. Donnie AND DR. Two for me. It's tie between Babysitter and dentist really. And I'll tell you why because those are my children and they're they're the most precious thing in the whole world to me and so as much as I'd like to go out. I'm sorry Charlie Manson. I'm just not going to let you stay home right. And then the the thing that's tied for it is a dentist because That is a person who is in my face and literally in my mouth and and I just can't have any weirdness creepy vibes coming at me. There did you. Did you listen to these? Max which one would you pick as the hardest one to find the one. I think that you would have to with with children that you but I don't have children and so I would go with share with dentist. In fact I stopped going to identify because he kept on changing out the people that were cleaning my teeth and I like having the same people there but I have a real appreciation. For what pet groomers do since I know now in possession of dogs that need to be groomed. I had what I did saw face guy but I'll bet you just because I'm be honest. I don't WANNA be out in public or have any associated with the public with a really bad tattoo. I don't know you know. You gotTa have a good at two armed kind. I'm going to go with doctor. And then dentist and after that I guess Looking back with my kids. Baby Sitter or Nanny. We we just got. We were very lucky for the most part with we had a a young lady that lived in the neighborhood when the kids were really small. Who trusted quite a bit? But I could see how you know you could be nervous about that America disagrees with us. And here we go. I'm going to list them. From number eight to number one or the hardest. Define the one. Nail technician is number eight than baby sitter or nanny is number seven. Ken Pet Kennel is number. Six Tattoo artist right in the middle at number five pet groomer number four third doctors second and hairstylist or barber number one I understand that I I completely get that especially for people that get their haircut frequently if you're me and you get your haircut twice a year and it's wild insane looking anyway. It's not that big a deal like I'm way more concerned about who is climbing around inside my mouth. Yeah I know as personal as it gets right. Plus there's always the possibility of pain there so you WanNa find somebody. That's not GonNa make that happen. I get that was my second. I did not mean to give Sam a bad haircut. I I left his legs really furry so that he would you know have like those furry boots and I left a big round furry ball on top of his head and the Little Dr Seuss Poof. On the end of his tail and then. I just carefully trimmed everything else down. I think he looks adorable but apparently people are starting go fund me for Sam so he doesn't have to ever look in the Mirror. I think he looks really cute. Have you seen some of the haircuts that people have given their kids or their boyfriends? Yeah Yeah I offered to cut Russell's hair one of our twins and he. He told me about that. Whole let me know on the two dogs have not been groomed in months and so therefore is so long. We take them for hikes in the woods. They're like mops for the forest all collect everything. They are collecting seeds from grass. It's all in there for and everything else and there's leaves and stuff i. I had him in the bathroom washing them. And I gotta clean this thing out. It was it was like it was in a wheelbarrow. I think I'd rather cut a human head than dogs hair. Because you know you can't control the dog much and It could go very very badly especially with the little one. I'm glad years turned out. Okay Salmon. I sat out on the driveway in the sunshine. And we started the clippers and then it turned out. I just need it to trim some of his hair because I love I see him with the eyes of love so I don't see a small white animal. That looks like he ran into a chainsaw. I see a Sassy little man with an unusual style. I'm going to be honest because you just reminded me the other day. I knew I had to trim my toenails and I went out front because there was a lot of sunshine and I'm sitting on my porch trimming my nails with a pair of scissors and some people walked by with their dog. Just kinda stared at me. Then I said you know. This looks like they're jared. It's poverty share. We all sit on the throne but if one part of the experience has been harder to come back Sherry have solved this lack of toilet paper you by giving you a B de day in bay so just been belong over to Bob and Sheri Dot Com to and from the show. Thank you feel Schutte about in Sharon sign up for the newsletter and get exclusive updates pictures and much more from our four bunker locations Bob and Cherry. I think I told you guys that we did as zoom video. Pretend commencement for my niece because her college commencement has been postponed so we had family members on the zoom from all over the place and it was really fun getting everybody together. It's a little chaotic. When you have that many people on zoom call but it was super fun seeing everybody and seeing all the little kids and my nephew. Ryan Zoomed from work. He's a manager at a bar and restaurant and they're open for takeout and curbside so there are only like two employees plus the kitchen crew at Ryan's job. And so he's he's got he's got the zoom call on his phone and he's on a hover board and he's hover boarding from the kitchen through the door of the restaurant and delivering people's food the herbicide all he's on the zoom call with us that takes some skill. Yes so he's got his mask and his gloves and everything and he would pull the mask down when he was inside the restaurant and and you know he made comments and the mask would go back up and the whole time the zoom call was going on. There's there's like you know my brother and his wife sitting in their living room. There's Britain Danny inviolate in their living room. Kevon the girls in our kitchen My niece broke at home My other my nephew Kevin at his house in Philly and an out in the bottom right corner of the screen. You just see this hover board these food which is going back and forth the whole call and he was hover boarding them out to people's cars and you could hear people saying thanks man Ryan's league stay safe and then he zoom back slowly into the restaurant and the whole the entire call. That's all he did and he told me they have stayed crazy busy. Because all of their regulars are trying to be supportive and coming to get takeout and did he come up with that idea. Did he come up with that? Idea himself or encouraged. Yeah that's him. That's all him in some ways. He's never enjoyed his job more house. It's the perfect combination of. He's doing what he likes to do. He's very very friendly like he loves people. He's doing what he likes to do. But he's doing it on a hover board and he doesn't have to touch anybody and. I think he's never been happier. That'll keep you young. You're doing something that mostly you know somebody who's adolescent would be into and there you are as an adult adult. Yeah loves being in the whole restaurant bar business. Because it's something different every day and Blah Blah Blah and I was talking to have another family member who also works in the restaurant business and she's on one of these things were because with the takeout. Curbside you don't need all the employees so they take turns as she works like two shifts per week and then somebody else works to and so on. So and that's how her Job has kept people on the books so that they can stay employed and she said I asked her what he How do you like it? Like what's it like? Because she's also one of these people who just loves being in the restaurant world and she said I kind of really like it a lot because I actually get to talk to more customers now because when she's on shift she's the person doing all of the curbside so she seeing everybody and she said you know. There's no contact. They've already paid for it. We bring it out where it's in a tray and then we hand the trae they lift the takeout bags out of the tray so there's zero contact with the customers. She said but I kinda like it because you can tell that this is like their one big getting out of the House for the day exactly and she said and I'm stuck in my apartment all the time so this is a chance for me to actually talk to people. I that's wonderful. That's inspirational and makes you feel good and I'm glad these wonderful restaurants are Not all of them but many of them able to hang on I. I had an experience though the other day that was a little disheartened There's a service person that I use regularly and I called and I I talked to the receptionist and I said could I get her address because I want. Send a little something. So he's under a check and that was about a month ago because Sherry reminded me. We have been here longer than a month with it. Spent I think three years now. We've been so I called back. I lost her address and I called back and left a message and spent four days and never got a return call which makes me think that the receptionist has been let go. Maybe they're down. Oh no I'm still hopeful. I'm still hopeful it's Bob and Sheri the affair odd cast a bob and Sheri odd asking download the Free Bob and Sheri website. Or wherever you get your podcast club and Jerry. When I was driving to my daughter's school with her to empty out her dorm room that gave us a chance. Because it's about total four five hour round trip. Gave us a chance to talk for a long time. And one of the things that we were talking about is how What a relief. It is for her and her friends that there's no foam. Oh like they can't go anywhere but neither can anybody else. So they're not sitting in their rooms scrolling their instagram and seeing all the parties that they're not invited to all the fun that other people are having because the whole foam. Oh thing is really troubling for kids right. It seems to a kid and you know honestly to a lot of adults. It seems like everybody else. Has this incredibly exciting life. And they're popular and all these cool things are happening to them and and your life isn't like that at all and so one of the things that cause she said to me. I needed this. I needed this break. I feel so much better. Now that I've had some time to like sleep and catch up on schoolwork and and just be and not have to feel like guilty about not wanting to do things because there's nothing to do. There's no foam. Oh and it reminded me. I saw something on the late late late late late. Show with James Corden. He had a guest on and the guest has a podcast. I guess called the School of life and this guy he's Was talking about this exact same thing and it was so uplifting and encouraging that I saved eclipse so that I could share it. Here we go. This is from the James Corden late late late show. Robin Altruism is a silver lining the gap. Great things about this is the we are rediscovering one enough. Most of the time we are cer- busy also. We have such a front. You know with all of us pretending to be this and that and at this time I'm loving the new on reality I've had so many conversations with people who were just able to be human in a way that very often than not the rest of the time. It's such a gift of calls you up and they say how would you do if you're able to just take them into the reality of your lives such a presence but you're giving them Because so many of us think I'm unusual. I'm so strange. Other people are all having a great life. Having a great time this is the time is normal folk. This new fear of missing out joining endemic. There is no grey. Ponte's somewhere else. It's all of us. Fragile suffering vulnerable humans trying to hold it together with sometimes frightening moments a any way. The kind of pretentious of the normal will do. We put up suffering. Have kind of gone you. Also a lot of people say to me things like you know. I'm feeling anxious. Is it going to be okay and I always say if you really want to calm somebody down? Don't always stress that everything's GonNa be Great. He's GONNA be terrific. You could some of the darkness in the face stoic. Philosophy of Ancient Greece in Rhode. They will fantastic because when they were trying to reassure people rather than saying. The bad stuff went happen. They chose a different view. Look at the bad stuff and see that it can actually be survived. We all of us stronger than we think we were saying. Imagine if I couldn't go out mansion if this happened that happened in the middle of a crisis and groovy speaking touch wood. Most of US still just about coping and even if we don't curbing cooking's okay so I think it's making a stronger by revealing to so we don't have to be perfect. We suffer so much from an idea. Perfection is not perfect. No perfect days as to work K. Wrecking that's a really interesting thing. That notion isn't doesn't that make you feel better late? It does. He's right he's right to. I mean I look at the grill and I can put the stakes on and put the corn on at the exact same time and feel like it's going to be okay because you got something done right so I just loved it and I thought it was so interesting that my teenage kid kind of called that out and say God such a relief and you know what I'm seeing an I'm want this to be over like just as much as everybody else but I know when it's over I won't have my two kids sitting in their rooms painting and practicing the guitar and writing in their journals and sorting through their closets and pulling things out that they're going to donate to goodwill. That's not going to happen because the minute this is over. They're going to be out of this House. Like you know bullets out of a gun so glad to get back out into the world and eventually all of that stuff all that foam. Oh all that. Peer pressure from watching other people's lives unfold on social media. That will all come back. That old normal lots of it will come back it will. It will. But I wonder if it'll be tempered with the knowledge of what they went through. Perhaps a little growth the look at it and say okay. I didn't get invited to that party. But that is not the end of the world. I think maybe for slightly older kids that would be the case. I have a feeling that with my youngest it will still be the world and I base that on having lived with her for every waking minute of her entire life so thing staying away from. I'm not reading any articles in people magazine or wherever it may be about the people who have planned for this. They have a hundred million dollars and they have a small island somewhere. And they're gonNA fly into a chat Because they are not being touched by this but there are so few of them statistically yeah. How many people have a private island? There's Nicholas Cage and then some Saudi sheikhs and I think didn't we find out that like garth Brooks Garth Brooks Max. The owns island tied to Utah. Was it not this good enough money? Yeah I'll I'll share this link over to our facebook so you can watch the whole clip from the because it was really really good and helpful maybe could even served. It's Bob and Sheri Quarantine contact us. Leave us a talk on the free sherry at a posting was made came upon and it was to ask people to be nice to. Hr manager's because they're not all evil and they have hard jobs sometimes and they gave some examples. Hr Manager's gave some examples of things that they have had to deal with and here we go. The family of the guy who passed away came to speak to us. It was a factory environment to get pension. Docs and so on them away. With A to do list. One hour later Reception Ping does saying that Mr XS family was here. That was strange because the documents take a few days to get nope new family. Yup Guy had two different families. Oh didn't they did not know about it. So here's a question it used to be. I mean not common like. It's not like you knew. A lot of people heard of a lot of people that had that scenario going on. I wonder how easy it is to pull off that to family routine extremely hard extreme especially. Now Yeah do you remember. We had someone call the show and her dad had another family in the same town with other kids now. They didn't live in the same neighborhood. They didn't go to the same schools but in the same town. I won't be there'd be no way I could ever ever ever sleep again if I tried to pull that off. I just don't know how they can get away with it. You know maybe if you live in a in a third world country and you know four villages over there's another family and nobody is really keeping tabs on you but when you have a high profile or even a medium profile I would think it would be so dangerous. One of one of the early interviews I ever did for a TV show was with a columnist who's no longer with us. And His name was case Gary and he wrote columns for the Observer the Charlotte Observer and I said so what. What's the most unusual people? He did people stories people story you ever did. And he said there was a state senator and he had two families he had one in one county and one in another and I'm talking about wives and children and this man was high profile in the State. Who's on TV Blah Blah Blah and finally Somebody Fed to case Gary the information and he got an appointment with him and he went to his office and I said well how did how did you. You know breach the fact that you had information that this man to families and he said I opened up like this let. Let's let's say the man's name was gus so gus what's this about two families and then you know the guy broke down and just knew he was busted so he just jumped right to it. Yeah I mean there's no getting around a newspaper reporter I mean what would possess a person with that kind of job where you're under so much. Scrutiny what what other than like a self destructive impulse would possess that person to try to pull off big me like that. It's gotta be the thrill of it or just the EGO that I'm invincible and I can get away with it or maybe you really love both of these women and don't want to hurt either one of them. I am not trying to make him into a hero but could be that. There's also that it's not as simple as well. No one's going to catch meemaw but it kind of like gets hotter by degrees like you. Didn't you didn't set out to do that. It just is a thing that gradually happened and then it got it got so big and you didn't to get out. I Love Pizza and I love clams but I couldn't i. I would not eat three dozen clams into entire pizzas because I know something bad is going to happen right. This is what happened with. Cbs correspondent. Charles Kuralt isn't it? Isn't that kind of work with him. He had he had another Was a woman on a piece of property he owned in Montana and when he had some off time he would drive the van to Montana and spend some time with her. What if what? If two incredible women couldn't live without you and you couldn't bear to hurt either one of them. See you just said to yourself. How can I deny either of these me? Let me find a way to give both of them everything that well. I've spoken to Diane Lane and Down Easy. I tried to and then also Jennifer Connelly Sheet. She really took its upshur. It's just I'm glad that the children south rebound relates. They did say you're unable to take your amazingly so. Hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast. We would love a few in subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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Lamar reviews - Joker

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Lamar reviews - Joker

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Barry Manilow on the Bob & Sheri Show (Airdate 2.13.2020)

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Barry Manilow on the Bob & Sheri Show (Airdate 2.13.2020)

"Speaking of people regularly regarded as second class citizens. It's the Bob and Sheri Show with Bob. I'm not here to be consistent. I'm going to be Bob and Sheri Argue with that and now broadcasting from the palatial bothered Sherry Studios Bobbins Sherry and Bob will be here momentarily. He's running a little bit late today. So we're just without him because the show is beginning whether we're here or not you'll never guess who's going to be on the show today. The actual living breathing walking talking legend. Barry Manilow is going to join us in the next hour of the show. I don't even know how this happened. Todd was like Barry Manilow Said WE WANNA call him at his apartment in New York today and I was like. Yeah we want to call Barry manilow apartment in New York so we'll be on it a little bit and as we were coming in. Here's our CO worker. Double Am who had texted me a couple of nights ago that he was playing music at an Irish is it a feis affects. Yes fash back as a fash. Fashion is It's Gosh what is it? It's like your news. Traditional Irish dance Gathering against Irish dancers there. There were special shoes and the big hair and everything. Yeah yeah none of them were me so. I was wondering decisions. Yeah I play traditional Irish Tenor Banjo so I was I was the musician. So you guys were playing and the Dan the. I've been to dance competitions where Irish dancers compete. Sure that is. That's what that is some hard demanding dance. It's fascinating yeah. It's it's hard to play. It's hard to dance but It's IT'S FUN. It's it's good pub music and It it's what a party. So how many how? Many musicians. In how many dancers seven musicians we had and their head to beat. Gosh maybe five hundred answers plenty dancers. Yeah you're like you're like my dance mom front. Is that a good thing. That's a good thing. No one no one else in this building has any idea what it's like to be a dance mom. Now you were there with five hundred Irish dancers dancing. I guess as playing well so yeah. You never learned how to do that. That whole like Lord of the Dance River dance thing. Oh now I need to send you a picture but No I pretended wants to. But the I'm not a good dancer. Musician Negu Dancer And does your does your daughter does she? Do are standing there not into it. No you know. It's always the way with your family and the people you marry. Yeah it is. Yeah it's never into what you're into. Its whenever I'm practicing. My daughter has one of her friends over. And they'll all ask you which your dad doing you know and it's just really it's just dad so just ignore him so it's really weird to her even though like the whole. Mumford and sons thing. That didn't get you anything you got me. Nothing can get me. Nowhere gabby nowhere. It's so uncool to them. It is just really embarrassing. It's embarrassing yeah. It's it's nothing that you want to show off in front of your daughters France now sometimes when you play at a Do you wear traditional Irish clothing. Like from the day give little knickers or I don't know. Now it's it's your every day we can close so it's it's pretty a pretty boric and do you sing to. I don't now any by have I have on occasions I have. I'm not a good singer so WMD mean to tell me that even when your daughter was younger and Saint Patrick's Day was rolling around in fourth grade. Even then your gifts were not appreciate it. I was just always just dorky dead yet. That is so cool to her and now she's seventeen is even worse is worse it's worse. Yeah I just that's not anything. She's connected his just now. I grew up in pub- though for some reason I thought it was always pretty cool so I grew up in a very traditional Irish home. A group After Church we've been all go to pub- cousins when play the family? Play my family my wife and daughter they think is just obnoxious so they just they hate it. We can't figure out what it is About humanity that causes us to be attracted to and debris with people that find the things we enjoy completely stupid but everyone I know you max. Bob Probably Ed's over there going. Yeah Yup Yup. Do they think stupid. It doesn't matter what it is like. I love to cook. I mean I love to cook and this is my husband who by the way if I turn my back on them for a minute. We'll eat a can of sausages and drink the juice out of these disgusting right. This is my husband. I love to cook. You have landed a woman who loves to cook. And here's my husband. I don't live to eat. I eat to live well if you eat to live wise that can of sausages in your mouth. Because that's not how you're gonNA live. No yeah I I can't cook. I can't Cook to save my life and that's just not anything I'm going to be good at. I know that I can't microwave heating right you are you have a specialized and unique talent and no one in your family appreciates it. But I'll go and we'll play in planning. A couple of sessions wishes music sessions. Planning a couple of sessions a week in the crowd of going nuts. So they're crowded love it. They'll be one hundred people. Two hundred people in POB and everybody would be cheering yelling. But when I go home I geek just to my wife and daughter. It is so on cool and see here. I was thinking. You must've one your wife's heart with that tenor Banjo action in a pub. Chicago but apparently not lord of the Tenor Ben. I tell you what even her that my in laws there. What Dill Kiki? We think it's so cool way cool. It's Bobby Sherry us. The talk back to teach on the free and Sherry APP and leave us a message. Happy Day before Valentine's Day Bob's running a little bit late. He should. He should be here any minute now. so we were just talking with our CO worker double. Am who had has to go to work now. But we made him stay back because during the break he was telling us about what his parents were like and when he was a kid. His Dad would buy a differently. Pos Car every month. And did he liked to fix them up. Was He at Tinker. Now these cars he he would buy. He would never buy a car. That was more expensive than five hundred dollars and they would breakdown than he would. Just buy another one rather than spend any money to fix it was. It's the old school by with cash so it was a fluid neighborhood that we grew up in. So then you would just pull in with this beater and God forbid you enrolled on the windows because the felt would come down from the ceiling and it's like a A parachute in the back. Just mean smoke blown out of it. Oh can you remember? What's the longest one of those cars last? It was in about a month or two and a couple of months. Yeah it was a couple of months. It was so embarrassing when Your Dad would come and pick you up with your friends and pull up in this one after another. Yeah there was this one car that he bought. He bought it for fifty dollars. All right so in when you take a left the steering wheel would only go so far so then he would have to back up and then just key and then dry Ford them. Back up and drive forward and cars would be beeping and it was Bar Fifty Bucks. One door opened in that car and it wasn't the driver's side so he had to get in the back of the front sees. Yeah it was an old plymouth also I have to say I'm super impressed. That for fifty bucks. It had an engine. It ran fine. It just didn't turn so he could turn to the right but not to the left where he couldn't really turn in any direction any direction. Yeah so it was. It was pretty bad. What was your mom's position on all of this? She ignored it I think she ignored it in in the car. Had to get parked in the back of the The the garage. So it's actually the recipe for. I think a happy marriage if you if you are able to ignore the big annoying thing that can't be hidden from the world if you can ignore that you probably are going to stay married forever. Yea He was a a and he's still around today but he was a third shifter of his life so he worked From Eleven PM to seven am and and this is funny Because when we get home from work at seven. Am He was a printer so he would fire up the the grill? Grab a beer and You know start grilling seventy. Yeah and if I had a friend over with the smoke is going as these drinking a beer and friendly. Hey what's wrong with? Your Dad is unusual. That must've band and your dad so he would come home and how it was the end of his workday so he's having a stake in a beer whatever and then he would sleep while you guys were at school. Yeah yeah he'd go to bed eleven. Am and he'd wake up at Eight PM star cooking eggs and go to work and then then repeat and that was this whole and he fears. He preferred that he did that. So he can. Golf during the day so He got seven days a week. Just nonstop your parents are like cartoon characters from the little that you've shared with me that they are early. It's specific problems together. And isn't it interesting that you have mirrored in your own life? Yeah I to clear. We'll talk about that one day about your own leg variant. We should never lifestyle. Look how happy you are for people over sixty five covering serious complications eager can mean the flu so watch for symptoms with the exergen temporal scanner. It's quick and easy to use. Here's Bob and Sheri. I don't even know why I make suggestions at my own house just knowing no one listens. No no try to look ahead for a possible Problems him has. No one hears wouldn't listen to this okay so as a little gift. Every year I buy triple A. Memberships for everyone in the house myself and Madison Mary. It's a teenage girl. Streep you know what I don't want the same things going on here of my house last. Here's what I got Monday. I got the cards. They're not they're not free. They're not fighting for them. And so let's say Madison is out in. God knows where you know in the middle of Nowhere. She breaks down. What does she do right? She's got the triple eight thing. It's a nice thing so the cards came and Mary's there and I said Oh. Here's the new cards hope. You'll like them. Yeah I would not put this in your car right away. Yeah there's there's one in there I think now anyway it's the same number it doesn't matter I'll just and she just puts it aside and I came back and I said I'll make sure that you know you send this the Madison. Well she's you know I'll give it to her when she comes home in a few weeks total dismissal. So last night were meeting over at the Sports Sports Park. She's going to be working late. She said meet me at seven fifteen. I'm there at seven fifteen. There's no wife I look fine. My friends she hasn't left her office yet. About five seconds later I get a phone call car. Broken down car has fled Tyre car. Broken down yet. Didn't you let me finish. Let Me Finish I. The answer is no it didn't but but I did want to very very much talk. Not that much growth a little bit of growth. So she says it's. It's a flat tire now. I don't know if she thought I was going to drive. Way Across town and fixed the flat tire. Something get some gum. I don't know what she thought. Do you know how to change? I call AAA coming. Oh Yeah I know. Oh yeah different. She didn't she just Trade got a different SUV. Or whatever so you can figure them all so city hall to call AAA. That's the quickest thing to do in. The Guy will do a better job right show and then she hangs up. And I'm going back to have my drink and I said what am I gonNA do? I'M GONNA wait here another forty five minutes but that's the way life is phone rings. No text where. Where is the car get? Give me the cards number. Give me your number. I thought the card was in. The car. Didn't do that yet. I didn't say it yet and so I didn't see that. And then it pops up again Bob with the Question Mark. I am now running. I said the bartender don't let anybody sit here. The place is packed. D- only leave. My drink of my coat here goes. I got you covered. I'm running through the restaurant and I'm running through the parking lot. Bob Bob I I call her as I'm running. I said I Mike Car to get them to get the number for you. She said we'll send it right to me. Take a picture of incentive to me. I'm on the line with AAA and they need the number. Okay take a shot. No senator that I'm running back to get my drinks. Nobody takes it and go and then she finally calls me back. She said I'll be leaving shortly and I sit around for forty five minutes and she comes here she comes. I can see you're walking by the window and she comes right in and she sits right down because who boys but a day so anyway. Here's what I did today. What and this is all I could hear in my head. Why don't you tell her that she wouldn't have had to wait at all? I would've had to run if she put the card in the glove compartment. Just like I suggest it. I did not say that I said nothing. You thought it though. Oh yes it's all I could think about how your your face is like one of those giant of billboards in Times Square. You're not saying but she's 'cause I I said across from you so I look at your face all day long. She's look you're not saying a word. Don't make other women jealous. Let your I know. I'm sorry. There's only one of these She's sitting across from you and you're not saying anything but on your face. Here's the scroll told us. Oh told told you. So Jackson AAA cards okay. Put that's fine because I'm right. You are right. I was completely right and yet did I put your face in it. No one could argue doing that right now. But Nitpick why why are you got nitpick right which the likelihood that this is being picked up right. She's not listening to this right now. She's exhausted from the day. She of course it was horrible on the also ran wild card in the car on the one hand. Why when you are doing something that makes perfect sense? Does no one listen? I don't know that's the point. That's what I opened up this break with but on the other hand. What are the odds that on the same day that you're put it in your car? Put it in your car. Two days later car bomb days later boom flat tire. What are the Aussie Universe? Getting your back. What are the odds? That's the universe go and he's a lot but he's not wrong so a lot but he's not he's a lot but he's not wrong prey on that one on the Eva Valentine's Day to be described as a man who is a lot. It's not the worst thing that's right. That's exactly right. It's Bob and Sheri Bob and Sheri Colin. Listen here they are. It's morons in the news. You will not leave this. There's a forty four year old guy named Matthew flaring and he was on a flight from London to Iceland and he was drinking straight gin out of the bottle he got at the place. The Duty Free Shop. Yeah he started hitting on a female passenger and when she ignored him he started cursing her out and screaming. He was gonNA kill her family. I've been turned down by women but I've never you know threatened to take out the entire your become shouted some more death threats at the flight crew. Then listen to this. He then took his cell phone apart and started eating the pieces of his cell phone. He left the battery on the seat and for some reason the cell phone battery started smoking a flight attendant at Dunkin in water to get it to stop. The pilots diverted the flight to an airport in Scotland where Matthew was escorted off the plane and was arrested and he has been charged with several counts of disorderly conduct and making violent threats. Where did we? What time did we step off of the bus of sanity into crazy land? Where if somebody wrongs you you can threaten to kill them or their family. I this is happening more and more and more on the news. I've been frustrated with my phone and I've been hungry on a plane but I've never got disappointed eating it good for you. Good one as more of the day comes to a salad of Waterford Michigan and the Detroit area. His name is Adrian Unto Asante and he was driving his SUV which he had painted and tricked out to look like a police car. He had a fake radar on the dashboard. E OUT OF POLICE STYLE COMPUTER. It was painted with police. Dial bumpers all sorts of lights on the back. A decal that red emergency response. He had a loaded gun in a large knife unfortunately for him he was pulled over by. Sheriff. Mike Fu Chard. Who noticed that this police vehicle was unlike on he'd ever seen before. I've been bottom as the sheriff. He kind of wondered what? The State of Michigan had deployed on the road. And that's when he saw the driver with a big knife and a loaded gun. They're trying to figure out if Adrian has hold anybody and pretended to be a cop more if he was just driving around in his pretend cop mobile text the word Moron two eight two six two seven four three seven and we will send today's right to your vehicle. This is an even crazier vehicle. Listen to this. This truck was on the interstate. May Be near you. A COP in Washington state pulled over a trucker for speeding and he had in his truck a full music studio built into the front seat. He had a laptop yet. A keyboard attached to the DASH wires running everywhere and a drop down microphone hanging from the ceiling of the truck to record his vocals. He said it was so he could record and produce music while driving. It's not clear if he's facing charges for distracted driving or not but the cop also found a jar of white powder and a bag of what appears to be crystal Meth. He's facing drug charges and driving under the influence. That's right on an American highway. And who knows how many states he was going through. A guy was music while driving an eighteen wheeler high on meth with some coke. Next and I it's wrong and it's illegal I gotTa tell you something. I'd like to see some of that can do around here. You know that's true. He was he was really interested in getting something produced. We've had employees here that got as far as the bag of math but the actual work. That didn't happen at all. I mean this nine. This guy was multitasking interest. That is I mean. I hate to be a whip length with already holding these recording. His Own music with dropped. He sings vocals with trump town. Microphone we all know how you feel about club. Pg and he was in a DJ. He was actually producing music. He's artwork while driving nine either hard enough to dry decks moron. Eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven and coming up on the show in about thirty five minutes. The actual World Living Legend. That is very slow us the talk back to back each on the free. Sherry APP and leave us a message just before it just before you go on and on about whatever it is you want to travel. I knew nothing of the Broomstick Challenge. I knew nothing of the Broomstick Challenge to do the Bruce I got. I got on my phone. My wife sent me a picture of our kitchen. With a broomstick that was standing by itself in the middle of the kitchen and I looked at it and I thought well first of all somebody cleaned up the kitchen other than me so that was a shock and then secondly there's a broomstick standing there the only thing I could think to do was to. I text her back. Oh it's fantasia fantail Perino. I probably probably at so and so she didn't respond. She didn't respond. And then I just read. The broomstick challenge is one of these online challenges. Where for some reason you can put a broom. Stick in the middle of the floor and it'll stay there. Yeah I didn't know so you don't have to know everything. I wish you were might seventh grade math. You don't have to know math. How many things can a man be good at? That's very I think we're asking too much broomstick challenge. A friend of mine was like girl. You doing the broomstick challenge. I can't it's in the garage. It's what how I get to work so I'm not permitted in the house. There's so many things going wrong in the world and people are trying to make broom stand by themselves and posted online. Well that's good. We need to have an outlet. Right need a break. How does it work? You know that this is the biggest week for breakup in the world. Not Just yes. I think he is it yesterday or today. That's the most popular dump day on Planet Earth. There are so many people that that are in breakup right now and getting their heartbroken. Who has time to wonder how a broom can stand? I didn't realize that this was the ground zero week for breakup. His people don't WanNa go through the motions on. Yeah it's not just the gift. It's it's the Emotion and even if it's romance owns. Oh you're my Valentine. Also what makes sense? Doesn't it like 'cause we've all well? Maybe not all of this but I think a lot of us have been in relationships where on February fourteenth. We're seeing a heart. That's not a red candy heart. It's the one in your chest that we'd like to rip out and that can make for an uncomfortable dinner. Yeah it's the softness of you. That people love yeah. I'm just the traditional girl and hardcore world. Do you know what else I learned about. Valentine's Day get ready to explain this to me. Eighty percent of baby boomers are not going to celebrate Valentine's Day. Eighty percent eighty percent. Is that because Over you're shaking his head. Yeah but you're such a devoted good husband. You're such a romantic guy. Of course you're going to celebrate. Valentine's Day is that because boomer's have reached a point in their life. They're just done with that kind of Nice. Oh I think so yeah. They've had kids and they've gone through everything that you go through with kids. And they spent what they could paying off the student. Loans that they got back in the seventies and maybe they've been in their relationship for long for a long time. You know or it's the fourth marriage and it's just like much. What I would like to see is Clint Eastwood. Make a one of those Valentine's Day Rom coms where instead of saying get off my lawn. He says it's a holiday invented by hallmark. Yeah yeah that's true. Hallmark is cashing in on all sorts of stuff they. They've got hallmark music for Valentine's Day hallmark movies for Valentine's Day. I mean they really really are are taking what their brand is and expanding it. That funny thing to me is not that hallmarks. Doing that is that it took them so long at it took him so long. I know figure that out. You know you're exactly right. All of a sudden they said you know these stupid movies. We make a Christmas. These corny movies. We make we could do that all year long here along. Yeah it's the Hallmark Arbor Day special and that little town in Canada were there because that's where they shoot. I don't know if you knew that they shoot all these movies and candidates cheaper. There's a little town in Canada because it looks like Christmas wonderland you know what? Just take the lights off the trees and put some red cardboard hearts in the windows of the tiny town bakery and boom. And then you change the name of the hardware store you know every other movie f then you got it done like in the Christmas movie. It's the pine hardware store and the Valentine's movie. It's love land hardware exactly this things right themselves. That's right and you know. What if eighty percent of baby boomers aren't celebrating? Valentine's Day that's a big audience. Viewers are craving some kind of romance somewhere. Something that's sad. That's the you know you should pure guy should something. Why can't you hear Clint Eastwood? Don't give chocolates by blood sugar true sharable paste of the show the fun size podcast drops every Thursday on the three body. I think it's so easy to get annoyed this time of the year. You know it's just not a except for Valentine's Day. It's not that fun time. People are kind of sick of winter by a little things. Start to aggravate you and pardon me for complaining about this but the men's room that I use downstairs in this building is not had paper towels in the dispenser for three days Yet we're not sign it. It's fudges white. My hands on my shirt medically longer any budget for stats for Did you not get the internal email? Everyone's supposed to bring an old towel from home. I missed it. That's you know what I'M GONNA GET. I'M GONNA get one with With my name on a monogram one. I'm going to hook it to my built so I have the little card that gets me in the building. End Up come in with my with my little. Intel BELTS. Very unbranded bread arts. Listen to this I don't like pranks Max doesn't like pranks either. You know I used to hear radio guys would do pranks on your audience. I always thought that was stupid. Why make your audience that you owe everything to angry but listen to this one? A high school student in New Jersey pulled off a prank where he put up fliers all over his town. I don't know which town it was but all over town small town in New Jersey. Chew Baca roar contest and glued a friend's phone number cell phone number so every time. His friend gets a call. Somebody's going Oh voice. His voice mail is filled up. People are just calling driving. The Guy Crazy What else do we want to talk about here today? Oh police. This is the weirdest story. Did you follow the story about the guy who's been hiding in the ceiling of a grocery store in Washington and the police for some reason can't find him in the ceiling? Was He square scurrying around? Evidently they knew he was up there. Now this is a great big giant grocery store and So it's a big ceiling and all but you would think that a police department somebody could get up there and figure out. He has been up there for weeks and they know that he's been up there. They got him on. Have any other details. He lived up there he did well. It's a grocery store. It is gross. We've got your food water there. But how could they not fall into them? He must not Bruce Willis yet but he must have been scurrying around like a mouse. Yeah isn't that weird? If you had to be locked into a kind of store overnight I think for me I would go with Ikya because you've got it all you've got beds you have okay granted. I hope you like linking berries and meatballs. But you do have some fool die. You're not dust probably water around. There's lots and lots of stuff to look at and do I would. I would be trapped. I would be trapped in an eye KIA. How do I think that's a great idea does does do you think almost everybody's been in an Ikea? I bet there's just many are people that have not been in. That have not been in an everywhere. Now they're not millions. It's still trapped in the eye. They can't find the exit or how to pay. It's an amazing thing to me. That more people aren't stuck over. I know I know that's right. But you're right. They have all of those displays that are set up so nicely with bedrooms rights and blankets. They have if you've never been in their beds all have these lafi down comforters. On them that looks so inviting we got. I didn't know what I was but we got an Iky about ten years ago near us and people went out of their minds. There were people from three states over going. I'm going there for the opening weekend. We're staying in a hotel just like wow what's going on with. This is just for some folks. It is sometimes like in. It doesn't happen very often but if I have a few hours on a Sunday afternoon I'll just go to walk you kidding. I love it. It's weird I know very manilow necks. Get the free Bob and Sheri ask instantly get the podcast the on cast and Bob and Sheri size four thousand we. Valentine's Day is tomorrow and singing that great American standard. My Funny Valentine Off. His new album night songs to is the man. The myth the living legend himself. Barry Manilow who happens to be joining US right now Barry. Manilow welcome to the show that would be me. You are the man that I can't even believe like when Todd said Barry. Manilow is coming on the show. I was like no is still alive. Thought it was like someone had a cat named Barry manilow the Barry Manilow is coming on our show. It is such an honor and pleasure to have you talk to you. Thank you playing the song. Yes it's terrific. I can't wait to get that album. I was first introduced to your interpretations of Americans standards when I got the album Singing with the big bands in the nineties. It was unbelievable version of Moonlight serenade which was love it so much. That was my father's favorite song and you just interpreted it so beautifully. Quake thank you. I love that. Oh I've got. I loved that album so much. So tell us. Tell us about Singing the American songbook the American standards calls you to that music. I'm a songwriter and as a songwriter. These other men that wrote the song those songs the best Coming out of the thirties and forties the Gershwin's Irving Berlin and how Warren's these are the guys that I always go back to when I'm stuck What did they do when they got to? The bridge and You know we don't write like that anymore. But that's those are other great that's the great American songbook all right and A couple of years ago I decided I would do one. And just do a piano and vocal. Let me see what happens if I do that. And we released that one called nine films nominated for a grammy. I thought Oh good he maybe I can do a second one and so that's why I did. I did a volume two But these are songs from the great American selling books for me. That are not overdone. You don't hear these songs. A lot of so many people have done the same songs over and over and I decided that I would go deeper into the song book and see what else might be there and boy. I've found a treasure trolled a beautiful beautiful writing that song It's the first cut. Everything happens to me. That's the sun. You don't hear very often but when I do here it's somewhere. It makes me smile because it nothing year. Kid My life story. Yeah we'll all of them are all of them have got you know. They're just great ideas. Great I guess melodies. I miss it you know I mean yes you know old fashioned and you know we have to move on but They're great to remind everybody is that they were there. Let me ask you You're appearing in Vegas again with the residency ten days. That's right congratulations. Do you look out in the audience and I mean obviously you're going to have people who come to see you year after year but as you're interpreting these great songs from my parents in some people's grandparents era. Do you see younger people who are embracing these beautiful songs. Oh absolutely you know. I've had the same demographic central I'm began. I know it sounds weird but I looked out at the audience back in the seventies and they were young. They were middle-aged and elderly. And I look out at the audience and Vegas and it's the same kind of thing. I think it's the style of music that I make. That appeals to to to everybody if you if you like that kind of music. It's not you know it's it's not A song that only lasts for a for a decade these songs that I'm involved with weakened into England and this one's for you. I mean it should work forever and I think it does. What is your Plan when you write a song. We had Elton John on once and I was surprised that he got the lyrics and he would write to the lyrics. When when you've been writing songs how do you do you? Just pick the melody of thin air and that's about it there's a little more bloodletting than that but the hardest part for me is a song writer is what is the idea After we get the idea and I I work with some great lyric writers once we get the idea. Well then it's kind of fun to write. Let the hard part is what are we saying on? I made it through the rain or Cova. Commando what what what are we? WanNa say During the song. And that's the hard part once we get the idea. Well then the writing of it is kind of fun so you have to have a story really Song Copacabana was. I wanted to write a song that was about like an old nineteen forties. Technicolor usable movie. Yeah Copacabana with ORC. Copacabana is. It's a full story from beginning to end and like so many of your songs it's in the it's the oxygen right. You don't even realize that you know all the words until it comes on my youngest daughter. Berry we're riding in the car and we've got one of her school friends in the back and she's telling me about their dog they have an English bulldog she's sixteen and I said So what is the dog's name and she goes? We named her Lola and my daughter and I looked at each other. My daughter said she was a showgirl. We I looked at them and just busted up because you know they and the two of them immediately launched into the song started singing. It and I thought what an accomplishment as an artist. Things like that demographics that have been with me forever and I think is because I think Copacabana is. You Know Fun Song. And if it doesn't end in the seventies you know it's not it doesn't it's not just the seventies song it's a song that just keeps going. Yes it definitely has legs as your career has. We're going to break very quickly and be back with Barry if you can hang around for just a couple of more minutes and I want to ask you about your voice. It's Bob and Sheri top back to back feature on the Free Auburn Sherry APP and leave us a message. I mean I can't believe it but we have bare metal on show right now. The actual legend the actual very mental. I have a question for you one day on the show. Bob said to me. Did you know that the song the Mandy that Barry manilow singing about his dog? That can't be true? I know where that came from. First of all I didn't write Mandy. Clive Davis my wonderful record producer. At my executive that runs run ran the records That was the first time I met Clive. And he said to me. You need a career making record So I went back and I tried writing a career making single record which is impossible and then he sent me this demo of of a Of A film called Brandy and it was a rock and roll version of Mandy and I made it into a love song anyway. It became so big that the sole writer in England started to get a phone call from the press always Mandy Mandy and he one of them won't come up and he said it's my dog and hold on to the story the story behind the story. That's where it came. I WanNa ask you about Your Voice Berry in listening to this album. You sound the same as you did. In the seventies. What have you done to be able to protect that instrument Because a lot of singers you know they sh- shredded after so many years performing voice should be shredded by now forty some odd years of screaming. I write the songs and hitting a high asked Nashville every night You Know I. It shouldn't be there and I don't. I haven't got an answer for you because I hold my breath In the beginning of the ratio and in the beginning every time I try to make a record and figure okay it's gone now and so far It's not and I haven't got an answer on just one of the lucky guys who've got a skunk thera- lungs or something I don't know I don't take care of it. That will warm up. I'm never been to a singing teacher. You know I just cross my fingers how about for your Vegas residency. Selene Dion you know you have to have certain humidity and temperature you get a piggyback ride to the stage. That kind of thing. No none of. Oh no no no no. I know. I'm just a musician. Who sings a little And that's it and I'm just you know a lucky guy That you know I actually can actually sing into. That's it. Do you still do in the act of a little compilation of all of the jingles. That you wrote when you were Just coming up. Well you know I I tried doing that us. Go and I did that commercials. Medley and it died aghast because nobody remembered any of them they stop playing them and I thought Oh boy this is GonNa be great just the way it always was but since I stopped playing them nobody knew them what I was doing but There are two that they do still play. I am stuck on a band aid and like a good neighbor state farmers there so I do a little piece of both of those That's great yeah. Isn't that great will bury. Thank you so much. Good luck with the Vegas appearances. A bunch of them coming up and the brand new hit nights songs too. That's the brand new one and happy Valentine's Day tomorrow on your back for this. You guys are just great Barry. Manilow Vegas to see him perform dog so refresh you. Someone you love has heart disease. Asthma or cancer. You can't afford to get the flu. Watch for signs of fever and use the EXEGEN. Temporal scanner thermometer used in hospitals scarce Bob and Sheri when they pay the bill The phone is on twenty four hours at eight eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I eight eight eight two six two seven four three seven and joining us right now on. The phone is Aleisha are you there. Yes Hi how you doing Aleisha. I'm good how are y'all who you're panting like you're nervous. Don't be nervous. It's just US okay. I am a very long time listener. First-time caller with us. Thank you very much. What's going on what's going on in your mouth. Well I heard on your show. A few weeks ago About the very awkward first date where the lady was put in a headlock. Yeah that's right. The Guy had just learned a karate move it was their first date and he just for some reason said headlock. Doing one on you. I felt like there could be there. Could be situations where that would be kind of okay and adorable and Bob felt that there was no first date where he headlock. I would never do something I had a date situation where I was asked to help a guy move a used toilet and so immediately when I heard the headlock story. I thought this is a story. My friends have enjoyed and I think Bob and Sheri would enjoy the story. I want to hear how this dude pulled that off. So it's a first date right It was a day but not a first date all right but nonetheless. There is no date where he used toilet. Come into play. How did he run the scam? So we've been dating for a couple of months and it was unconventional general Just because The whole time we'd been dating there'd been no physical contact whatsoever He said he wanted to take things slow. But there's a difference between taking things slow and not moving at all. Yes that was a little strange to me but I offered to take him out to dinner for his birthday And I showed up at his house. you know some days you feel like you've got your act together and that was one of those days for me at all this. Long Green. Accordion pleated dress. I look like I could have been a backup singer for lady antebellum like I just. It was yeah so And I showed up and I open the door and he said I'm so glad you're here Not You look nice and everything else. So he is he. He's very into home improvement projects he would take a perfectly good room apart just to put it back together. So he He at the time he was redoing his powder room and he immediately asked me if I would help him move He was putting up ship lap and he asked me to help him move the old toilet that he had taken out of the powder room So I'm more helpful than I am. Argumentative I was a bit taken aback. But I hope to me and my greener has helped to move the old toilet After that He had me help him move a King sized mattress We hadn't of course we haven't left for dinner yet. So then finally. After moving those items we left for dinner but every good You know birthday dinner starts with a trip to a home improvement store. That's where we went next And this was. This was my soul moment of redemption for the evening so we got our item and the checkout guy was super chatty and was just kinda talking about you know. What are you going to do this weekend? Blah Blah Blah and I jokingly kind of held up the bag and Unexpectedly the Checkout Guy Kinda gave me the ones over and looked at looked at my date and said. Are you sure that's what you WanNa do this weekend? So that was a moment of redemption for. May just you know. Just kind of on the on the side. I'm going to suspect that. That relationship came to an end quickly. Yeah it did. I mean I'm not a girl like you know that needs to be constantly told that she's got her act together but I'm not a girl who wanted to have to move appliances on date on a regular. I feel like there was something else going on with him. Don't you dare lots of theories floating around so ever? Did you ever kiss him in relationship? You never kissed him. Now you move to toilet for him but you never got a kiss. I'll tell you what if if a woman helps me move a use toilet. Her all right kissing her let it be known throughout the land. Go out past relationship operated and I and I am with Bob Proclamation. Here too for is the same regardless of whether I hope you remember trailer or not. If I'm dating you 'cause that's what separates friendships from relationships that aspect but had he had no desire to be physical with you in any way I think he just you know some people just appreciate the companionship of it all level which is nice. I mean just. We've only known you a short time and we. We would like to hang out with you. So what's happened to him? Has He moved on and found someone else? Or is there something going on there as I think there is like? Maybe he's a romantic or a sexual or whatever I'm not I'm there. The jury is still out on his back story I had known him prior to him to us. Dating and say that you know in italics lightly We we remained friends After after that on some level. But I don't I finally just had to I don't know why you stay with him. That wrong. Viewer with him. A Alicia you were with him for months and there was. There is no kissing. There was no mattress moving but at least is obviously a wonderful person and he must have had some great qualities and you may be in the moment. You appreciate it that he was respectful and taking its was that it at the time you know what what I learned from that personally is He He didn't want anything serious. And what I learned is I'm not a casual girl I I. I'm my friends used to say. If I was superhero relationship girl would be would be my superhero title So that's that's not going to the theaters. I'll tell you right now a leash we're all out of time nine but you've found somebody exciting right yes or no search is still on the search goes on for relationship girl. Well I hope you find him. Relationship girl is played by Kristen. Wig Right her sidekick. Is Kate McKinnon blockbuster? Like bright's there you go. Don't give up leash kind beautiful. But you're strong link bowl that's right you can move up toilet. Serving Kiss are Bob share. Use the talk back teacher Sherry APP and leave us a message. That's right you can do. And we've got a message right now. Sherry from one of our listeners. Hey guys this is. Bill Appear in beautiful stony main period. I wanted to share with you Valentine's present that I am receiving this year period. My wife and I are having a baby being born on Valentine's Day this year period. His name is Elliott. And we're very excited. The ironic thing is is that twelve years to the day. Our Son Andrew was born period. He's very excited to share his birthday with his new baby brother and we couldn't find a better gift to give one another period. We love your show. We listened to you guys each and every day and you guys have happy. Valentine's Day thanks so much for making us laugh. Although sweet that is the most wonderful news and I personally celebrate everyone else who leaves voicemail messages with punctuation. Because I because if you talk text or talk email you get in that habit and it's so hard not to do it period. That was more. There was more periods than Sorority House. Oh twisted he couldn't stop exclamation point. And you know what I'll be discussing it with him later period on one. Oh stop it frowning face. He's so immature. So that that that wonderful gentleman is having a baby wipes having a baby and the first baby was on Valentine's boy. What a coincidence. That's amazing the odds back. What are the odds of that question? Mark New Paragraph Donington is one of the most beautiful hounds at all of it is gorgeous and because of you. I am using excellent exclamation points less frequently because I was overusing them. There he now. I'll use them a lot. Let me just say Comma? I saw someone post the other day on facebook that they're beautiful sweet. Old Precious dog had crossed the Rainbow Bridge. And I see these everyday and it just tears my heart up because it's a terrible kind of grief but a bunch of people commented Vicky. I'm so sorry for your loss. Exclamation point the exclamation point is the celebration of punctuation. For the most part it is you know. Sometimes it can be like for anger emphasis but it seldom is appropriate with grief. That's why we don't use it period and by the way once again. We cautioned everybody. If somebody's grandma passed away. Don't use the crying laughing laughing so hard you gotta Bad Emoji for that as my husband says those little damn yellow tennis ball things you put in my tax but some of them are sad crying. Some of them laughing crying. But let's leave on this note. People are having a baby tomorrow. That's been test data godless. That's thanks for listening to wonderful happy. Valentine's Day to you. You read it once. Believed believe this is Bob and cherries and believe the okay. Check this out when you eat food with your hands. It's more delicious and that's just one of the benefits of eating with your hands. Instead of a Utensil. Except FOR SOUP. Hot Mess Right. They're literally soup. You believe that I don't know why okay so step one. Eating with your hands makes food more delicious. And that means if you're someone who likes to pick up leaves out of your salad Or Dip your finger and things and suck it off your finger. Whatever eating with your hands makes food more delicious? And the theory is is because it's so much more physically interactive you're dealing with smell and sight and taste but now you've got touching there too. I think that's true I'm still I'm still thinking about when you brought us that history lesson about the origination of the fork that back in like I don't know the fifteen hundred sixteen hundred folks in America. The puritans thought that it was So that would be the sixteen hundreds. They thought that the fork was implemented the devil. The puritans were I'll get the fourth OUTTA here. Use Your hands. They want you to use your hands to eat exception to. This is Sushi because I got Sushi to go chopsticks and so we ate it with our hands sticky and it was yes it was very. But you know you're supposed to eat Sushi with your hands. Yeah I know I'm I don't want to And according to some of our fine rockstars you're supposed to eat with your hands off the body of another human beings year. Roy usually the supermodel but wait. There's more there's more to. It just tastes better when you eat with your hands You can have better digestion when you eat with your hands. And that's because The the sensation of touch and all that texture send signals to your brain that tells your body incoming and prepares your body to release digestive enzymes and all these sorts of stuff so it's not just that it tastes better. You're actually going to digest it better. At what point though do we become uncivilized? You know I mean the idea of the fork and knife in the spoon is a nice thing right. Have you ever gone to I Made Kev when we were first dating. And it's important that I have when we were first dating because when I tell you what we did you understand why he's not gone back 'cause now that we've been together for so long. He's not trying to like what was in me over. I took him to a restaurant where there were no utensils at all and you ordered this incredibly delicious food. That is kind of cuisine Ethiopian. So the food is incredibly delicious. But I can't really tell you what all it was and served with this kind of spongy bread. I've had that that I know just what you're taught hair off chunks. The bread arrives. It's the size of like a bedside table. Seriously it's a big enormous pancake looking thing and you tear off chunks of this spongy bread the cat said it have said felt like human flesh to him and then you use that bred to scoop up the food and that's how you eat meat. That's highly do. Yeah I've had I had that in Washington DC. I thought that was Indian food it well. It's not just it's India. The Middle East Africa. I mean lot of cultures around the world like this. This happened to be an Ethiopian restaurant. a friend of mine was with A. He's a kind of a guy. A friend of mine was with me when we went to this restaurant that you're describing with the big doughy bread that they bring out in your sop up the food and He was from a bed stuy and He had never been to anything like this. I've been to a restaurant like this once or twice and we were taken by the female program director who was just all about this sort of food and I remember watching my bed. Stuy photographer friend eat it up and I went when you think. And he goes like eat meat with diaper. Discreet is he was so put off by this food. Because you know he came from like a housing project in the Bronx or was is bets. Tie in the Bronx or Brooklyn. I forget it's in Brooklyn I think not. And you know so it's meat and potatoes there when my Might utter a Livia was in like sixth grade. They had Africa Day at their school. They went to a magnet school language. Magnet school so they would celebrate all of the cultures of the world languages that were taught were spoken. Nice and France is A La- a standard language in Africa South Africa Day. And the teacher. They're going to have a celebration. Africa Music African Dancing African Arts and African food and so my daughter raises her hand. And said I will bring my mom's groundnut stew and Foo foo which I don't know whose mother she was referring to. I had never made groundnut stew and didn't realize what was she reds read. It says she comes home and said I told my teacher that we would bring your famous groundnut stew. Africa day I had to Google it. I had no idea cook it. It took me an entire afternoon of driving around town to find. All the ingredients. Foofoo is like this. Plant this route. That you boil you mash it and you make it into little balls and then you pull off a little piece of food and you make kind of indentation and use it as a scoop for the food science easy to put together. I was up all night making Foo foo which is spelled F. U. F. You and that's how I felt as I did with my own nuts too and it was delicious. Very she got did she. Did she eat the food? She like all kids she had a big idea about the Foo foo but once it came time favorite. Lamar's review sent right to your phone text. You eight hundred eighty five share. Okay Keith. Richards has announced that he stopped smoking that I did. He stopped smoking. I I was trying to figure. Go right isn't that what he stopped drinking a little while ago? These kicked in the smoking. So I'm trying to figure out. I think he's probably been smoking for about fifty five years. 'cause he started as a team. I would imagine you know especially back then he I saw. I've seen photographs. I have like a Rolling Stones History Book and I've seen photographs of him like twenty with a cigarette in his hand. He heard that thing we had on the show last week that it's never too late to quit smoking. The lining of this in the in your lungs though cells are almost magical. Roy You got that right so I guess you got that. It's seventy two or or whatever he is that crack me up when his daughter said we're thinking of putting him in our will seventy five. He's seventy five. We're we'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA put it dad in the. Will you know that Keith Richards? Quit smoking. Not for health reasons but because he was bored with it well maybe but I tend to think. It's health right isn't seems like that kind of person to the rolling stones tour so that'll give him a little bit more energy. They're gonNA be going out on tour. Mary was surreptitiously going to buy me tickets to see their one of their concerts. And I saw that they were going on tour and appearing not far from us and a Texter said. I really just don't want to go because it's a it's a great thing. I I just don't want to do the stadium thing anymore if it's a smaller theatre elected CNN. But I I just. I'm not going to do the last. The last time I saw them was in Atlanta at stadium and that was the time this woman in front of me while they were playing she kept turning around and stated sing you whatever mic was singing and pointing like. Mick dozen my face. I don't need that. I don't mind a big stadium. Shove never seen the stones live. I feel like I should see the stones live like that. Feels like an obligation. You have as a citizen about how they that's how they still do it but but the only way. I want to go to a stadium show is if I can get really good seats and I think nosebleed seats are two hundred dollars ticket. It's not GonNa oh. Some of the seats are six hundred. Seventy five dollars. I'm not paying that. So you know between all the aggravation I I just said. I'm going to rent one of the not rent but I can download one of their concerts. There's a million concerts. You can see them perfectly. I just can't pay that much for a concert I have. I have a kid in competition. Dance all the all the Running around wearing tight stuff screaming. That's where that budget goes out. That's that's right that's right. Yeah so he'll pass on that one. It's amazing though seventy five years old. He's still up there. He's still valid when card allies to live. You talk about the last man standing all holy cow you know what though good for them because the the idea that you know there's a certain age or an expiration date on when you get to do you're saying this is all new. Lamar's review sent right to your phone text. Eight eight Bob. Sharing Gus loved month's stuff where you hear these things that married people miss about being single and tell me how this exactly like that. I haven't seen this since I know I've just the dude the show you tell me how many of these MP be honest everyone knows your happily married Blah Blah Blah but be honest about. How many of these you miss and I will be honest. About how many of these I miss and I'll be honest about how many of these I know I don't go fact my husband Mrs Okay. Alright including that. Okay eating whatever the heck you want for dinner yeah. That's true man that person's look at Max Max that is so true especially if you If you get married to a person who has kids and they're living in the same house that's been an experience that I've had gone for ten years because kids are not going to eat what I want to eat with by any stretch of the imagination. I know I miss this because I would a Lotta Times left to my own devices especially if the girls were not home for whatever reason I would just like a baked sweet potato and be done with it. Yeah so I miss this. I have to say my wife is such a great Cook Though. I would miss out on some really good food. You would miss good food because she can really cook. I miss this but you know who misses it. More Mr Kevin because the minute I go out of town. He's having flaming hot cheetos popcorn and beer for dinner. And then telling me when I get home or they'll burn up next. Stop things married. People miss about single things stay. Put exactly where you left them. Yes I'll tell you. Mary lacy misses that Mary Lacy Miss. Because I moved things like to put things away. Yeah it's called Not Tripping over stuff you know that there is there is on Reddit. There's a mom on Reddit who got so sick and tired of things being left around the house that she took dollar bills and tape them to various things like an empty toilet paper. Roll to get somebody to pick it up three weeks. Nothing and there's cash money on it. That's how lazy my family is. That's how lazy the single greatest thing I ever did. His mother was the year that I decided it. Oh we don't like to put things away or recycle the empty cardboard tube or Blah Blah Blah. The entire Christmas tree was decorated with all the crap they remember. I remember when you did that. The raiders maternal. The other thing Mary people miss is coming and going as they please not. You're up to anything but you know not having to report having to report and explain and this is especially true for you because if you take the long way home you get the phone call about debut gone off the road into a ravine all the time she. She thinks that I am incapable a hundred percent of going to the store without driving into a ravine if I'm gone more than forty five minutes. No ravines along. They're not origene within ten miles twenty miles of my said that to her one time. I'm like you know there are no ravines anywhere near you. And she said girl you know him. He'll find one and at that point. I was like you're not completely wrong. I guess yeah seriously. Forty five minutes snow in the phone. Which is you know in a way. It's kind of sweet. Unless unless it's like me with my first husband where are you by any chance in a ravine no darn it? I mean that's good. Yeah Here's another thing. Married people miss about being single being able to freely do stuff. Your partner does not enjoy So I have this figured out in in my in this marriage which I think is a fun thing to say in this marriage. I have this figured out. You WanNa Watch Sports like college football basketball. Whatever you do you I'm going out to A wine bar my girlfriend a place you never want to go and we're both perfectly happy. We're we're pretty much in the same place to she wants to watch a movie on Net flicks sitting up in bed. That's fun and you got some other stuff. I'm out there looking for Rabin's Sleeping alone apparently now accidentally driving doing. He's looking for exactly what she said to herself. That's what I figure winning. That's right sleeping alone. I don't Miss Sleeping alongside travel enough for work that I do get to sleep alone. Also I take up. Eighty seven percent of the bed even when he's in it and when. I'm Outta Town. She's so happy when I'm at attempt because of that that's when I come home like we're away for three or four days. The first thing that she says the me she'll pick me up at the airport. Which is very sweet. I'll say. Hey how you doing. I love sweeping alone. It was wonderful. She's come off the plane. She's right right away right away. Max You know loss. Can you imagine sleeping with us? Can you imagine if we follow you home and put our jammies on image? You sleep with us. She sleeps almost every night with a twitching man whose feed have to be weighed down less they float away sleeping alone ever or you're like me you get your on the road enough to where you get that it's like I don't like to sleep. I liked it there and the dog and the dog not so much but the dog cat is there. Sorry. I'm sorry. Kept people allergic sorry. Let's people are not going. Is He really allergic? You don't know you know what people are saying. Find that ravine Bob that's exactly. Let's pause here. We'll do a few more of these things that married people miss about being single. It's bodmer shares the affair podcast. Bob and Sheri odd cast download the Free Bob and Sheri APP website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Jeri. We're talking about things that married people say they miss about being single. You know like eating whatever you want for dinner and having the whole bed to yourself. That sort of thing Being able to come and go as you please without having to explain you know why you're late or why you're going to the mall again or whatever This next one is really true for me but this this is a function of being a parent more than it is being a married person having time just for yourself like. I have almost no time just for myself. I really don't and that'll change someday. I'll have all the time in the world for myself but I don't right now so Last weekend I was at a dance competition with my daughter. And she's Oh she's an older dancer now and there are a lot more self sufficient their schedules. Parents aren't quite as necessary as they were when she was younger. I have to be there. We're out of town in a different state and she's not able to get a hotel room but I don't have to be there. The guy used to So I'm telling my husband who's home with all the animals drama MC these dance competitions dance competition was at the beach and the sun was shining in the sky was blue and after miss thing went off to shuffle ball change. I had starbucks. I walked for an hour and a half on the beach while listening to music in my headphones. Sweep that night after we did the big dance family. Dinner and bonding thing back to the hotel porta glass of wine took a bubble bath watched three episodes of the office on my IPAD. Kevin this dance. Competition is a nightmare. GotTa do it. I got five years worth of pampering me time in twenty four hours. You can do that sometimes when you were if you catch it just right. Well I've been home. I would have been doing laundry in exactly this next. One is very true for a lot of people and true for us to away because of the way our job is and how much travel we do married. People say they miss being able to just focus on the work they need to do without feeling guilty. Yeah that is true. I feel so tech especially you. You do so much more with Charities and everything you really. I'm always apologizing a lot and a lot of times. They'll say woman. I am really glad to have some time to just watch this game but I feel bad you. Don't you feel bad like you said that anytime. You Deprive Mary of three days or more of your company. It just feels wrong to you yet. I brought that up to her. Not Not that long ago and she said let me set your mind at ease and then she started detailing how. It was not bad when I was away. I'd stop her. I mean the list went on hurting your feelings. Did you tell her? At that? Point that you were gone out ravine hunting and it was close. I was close. I think this next one has Mr Max written all over it watching television without judgment or interruption. Yes yes see at our house you watch whatever you want. We have enough rooms and just go and especially now. You can watch netflix anywhere. And I mean you could be in the bathroom watching it. So it's not like Oh who's got the TV like growing up as a when I look back on it with that one crappy TV in the living room and There was there was a small couch and my father's chair so I mean you talk about buzzed bus kills. I'll have some show that I just think is a great detective show or something on right. And every once in a while he he put the paper done goes. What are you watch this crap? Just my husband assumes everything. I'm watching involves zombies. So he'll walk into the room and he'll be like zombies. We'll know baby. This is love it or listed. I mean it's close but as you can tell by looking at the people on screen. They're not the walking down although that guy sometimes a little bit. Yeah decorating your own space. Married people missed that. Let me do that with this house. I can't complain having to compromise about what restaurant you go to. I've given up on that pastas yet. But no she'll say you. Can you tell us route tonight? I'll the affair odd. Cast a Bob and Sheri odd cast download on the free Bob and Sheri APP website. Wherever you get your podcasts Jerry. So I don't know if this is all that accurate it's from a website called high speed Internet dot COM. They do a weekly. I'm sorry yearly. Look at the safest and the most dangerous states for online dating so if you're cruising tinder looking for Valentine's Day date heads up. The results are based on how likely you are to get scammed. How much money scammers have stolen from people and Sd rates in each state? So last year. No yeah I know what's the safest safest state last year was Vermont? As a matter of fact it was safest for two years in a row but this year. It's number two. The Safest State for dating in America is main. Congratulations mainers there you go. I think Maine people are pretty straight up unless you find yourself in Stephen King's fictional town of dairy where they're maniacal clowns in the sewers and vampires and everything places perfect but for the most part I feel like main people tell you how it is. And here's the rest of the listing the safest state's online dating in two thousand twenty our main West. Virginia Vermont actually is third West. Virginia's second and Kentucky New Hampshire South Dakota North Dakota Idaho Nebraska and Iowa. Here are the ten riskiest states for online dating Alaska. Nevada California North Carolina Maryland Colorado Virginia Washington New York. And of course Florida Florida. Yeah so what surprises you there Alaska to that of all time. That was the most surprising. Because you know you say California and it's a wonderful place. It's a great state but it's so big it's so diverse there's GonNa be some craziness going on right in Florida. Obviously you know it's an interesting state. People in Alaska like wired to be helpful in neighborly and friendly and the nights are long winters are cold. Just thinking like that would be an optimal place so that's your heads up for the riskiest and the best places the date online and here as we approach. Valentine's Day from PR. News wire are It's it's it's a collection from a website called fit smart business dot com. They came up with The worst Valentine's Day gifts people have posted online from last year. A break-up seven percent of people who were this think say they were dumped by somebody on Valentine's Day which to me is like hey bud come on. You couldn't give it one more day had do that. There's Allenton stay now. Is always going to be a bad memory for her. There's a new expression called Valentine leading to you. Know what that means. No means breaking up with someone right before Valentine's Day so you don't have to spend the money on them because you're not you're not really into it you just don't WanNa have to hit the pocket or how much you really spending. It's not so much if I were going to be doing that. It would not be the money as much as it would be all the performing this adult performance. Do you really like it. Yeah I gave a lot of thought to that purse Here's another one. That's somebody got the Huggy Graham. Which is an arm shaped pillow? That hugs a purse. I want then my house a Wendy's drive-thru meal a wild squirrel. How did you catch? Actually my wife will probably didn't we do within. The squirrels were pets at one time. Like in the seventeen hundred. Yeah well my wife's Adopted a few that were wild squirrel firm. I know that's that's what my My dog would be saying because he after six years he's never been able to Dog Treats when the person doesn't have a dog. I don't know why you would do that. 'cause you're adding that. Gwyneth Paltrow special candle that one clothing for to like a two person snuggle or a sweater. I've never no no. I've never dated a man that would get us a two person smoggy or swearing you good for you. Which but bob what would you do? Let's say that you and Mary had were dating about six months. And here comes Valentine's Day and she gets to persons snuggie and wants to spend a Sunday afternoon watching hallmark movies in the two persons Snuggie Star euphonium enough to ride it out. I'd start smoking again. And then just say. Dropped the cigarette on it. You're you know what you're going to do it. Your and this is respect your phony enough to do a Sunday afternoon to personally. I knew when we're watching. Whatever she wants you've only been dating six months. She makes funny faces. Max is he not phony enough for the two percents yagi hallmark movie marathon She's GonNa she's GonNa Throw it away after about two days. You know why. I'm GONNA get knowing. Do you know what I mean. Yeah because I mean I'm right there. I'm right there. I mean we're here. Anyway she can throw it away and I don't have to smoke again Somebody got tweezers for Valentine's Day that sense of passive aggressive and finally a toilet street seat that sounds passive aggressive to say that. Sounds like maybe you should have just dumped that person. Done the Vallon tidying thing. It's Bob and Sheri us the talk back to back each time. The Free Auburn Sherry APP and leave us a message. Friend of Mine Imprac to friends of mine Their son is getting married in about a month or so. And it's it's kind of a destination wedding. They live there but a lot of their family does not. They live in southern California and a lot of their family including the parents live on the east coast. So it's a big deal for people to fly there to go to sweating. It's a real. It's a real commitment as a destination wedding and I guess that's kind of what it would be for people on the East Coast in the Mid West to fly to Los Angeles I was going. I was just about to get my ticket. And then you and I were booked for an appearance Meeting listeners and so I am unable to go. I feel badly about that. I am looking at what is probably the worst destination wedding that has ever been held. It was just posted on. Read it A friend of somebody is having a wedding in Cancun Mexico okay. The bride and the groom are not just asking people to fly to Mexico to pay for their hotel and to take time off work because the wedding is on a Monday their guests also have to through a time share presentation. That is the nightmare. Well you know why I bet the couples getting all deal. GotTa deal that many people awaiting expensive thing you gotta give them points for creativity. I them nothing. That's so horrible. And this copy and it says right now. It's not clear if that was part of the deal for the couple to get married at the hotel. Oh yes it was. That was a major part of it. They had to they had to provide. I Dunno twenty people or whatever. How could you do that? How could you ask people to fly their spend all that money on the hotel and then sit through a pressure? Pack time share presentation. That's going to go on for at least two hours. I could then take the tour. I couldn't ask that of people that I loved now as phony as I can be. I don't think I can sit through a time share presentation like I'm interested. I don't think you give yourself enough credit if there if you were if the incentive was right if the reason that you were sitting through that time share presentation was right. I believe you are phony enough to pull that off like a champ. Thank you you are welcome. And I mean that they're in other words. If I knew that this couple they really wanted to be in Cancun. This means the world to them. Yeah and this is. This is part of the deal. You could do it in fact. There is almost no scenario in the world that I don't believe you are incapable of being phone enough. Pull off thank you very much. I really appreciate that. That is a beautiful view. Wow Gosh I mean you can't see the ocean But what if you blur your eyes? You don't see the parking lot and are those mountains in the background. That is something you're you're capable of almost anything and that is a compliment. I think your ability to turn that on and be the funniest thing going as it's like social Ky. Man You could just get through any social situation. Social K Y you know. I never thought of myself that way but their third times worse so uncomfortable that you're like is the is the buffs social jar. I can I. May I ask a question the pool? It's so big and there's only like three or four people that are sitting around it is like oh it is. It's that way most of that. Well that's that's a plus for us. We've had a handful of situations in our career that have been so awkward awkward. I just I look at you. It's all a man squeezed harder and get in there because it is all you thank you so much for supporting show. I. I've always very clean and out to do an appearance here. It's just so much fun for me. I'd met some listeners. That would otherwise thank you. Hey thank you so much for listening to the bobbing sorry podcast. And the Bob and Sheri odd cast. We would love if you would subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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Good Friday with Bob and Sheri (Airdate 4.10.2020)

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Good Friday with Bob and Sheri (Airdate 4.10.2020)

"Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri to an article about it old. I must must come from like the nineteen fifties an old parenting manual that I guess was published in England London and and it was exactly what you would not do with the baby today. But this baby according to this this baby's Day which starts at six am and ten and ends at eleven pm At least twice a day you take the baby outside to give it a son. Bath and air it out. You air the baby out. Yes I believe back. Then take a baby out now and give the baby. A son would never do this. No have you ever seen pictures of a tenement in New York City around that same period. What was that around? Nineteen hundred now. This isn't the fifty. Oh in the fifties. Oh my goodness These these are pictures that were taken in the nineteen early nineteen hundreds and it was common in small apartments. Let's say the the building was a mid rise ten stories that you had this cage that you would put and it would attach to the window of your apartment and you'd put the baby you put the baby in the cage ten floor five floors ten floors whatever. It was sometimes on a fire escape. It was it. Was you know holding onto something still but the baby was hanging out of a window ten floors floors up to get air for the baby outside and I must say by the way air in New York even then what is it. It must be a generational thing. What is that with grandmothers and taking the baby to air it out because when my daughter was an infant my firstborn was an infant criminal. Jackie and my mom were both like. Let's get this baby outside. Like she's two days old like what are you talking about? We gotta get this baby outside. It's the concept FRA. Aired has to be fresh air for the baby will listen to what? Max said about what his mother would say to he and his brother. You'll catch get outside and get the stink blown off. Yeah get this thing off. Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE ANY MR BUBBLE IN SCRANTON GO. She was hoping for rain in a good breeze. You is hoping we'd just would somehow disappear. I could I mean I remember when they were babies they would. I take them for a walk and they would fall asleep in their stroller and who I would. If you put me in a baby stroller and walked me right now I would fall asleep to it. Must be great but the idea of putting them in the and then putting them outside. I think it was. My Mom told me that when we were babies she would put us in the program and put us in the yard or the driveway and then she'd had ihnen clean. You leave you outside. Yeah you would never do that no you. Wouldn't I love the thing about the sun? All right. Let's get this infant facing old Sol. Come on so what I love about. This is in the summertime. They're not complete savages in the summertime. We give the baby nine. Am Sun Bath. 'cause this sign. His son is not as intense and in the wintertime. We don't take the baby out to approximately one. Pm Sombat the day starts at six. Am where we we feed. We change we hold the baby for a little bit and then the baby goes back in the crib then at nine. Am The baby gets a drink of water and this reading directly from this book. It says here quote allow to kick on bed without clothes so we stripped the baby. We put the baby on the bed and let the baby kick for a little bit. I don't think that's a bad thing. No but it's just odd that it. It is odd then thirds bad thing baby gets a bath. You hold them again and then at ten. Am You put the baby outdoors to sleep until one pm where you give the baby a drink of water leaving my kid outside like that superviso-supervisor even if I had a closed in backyard? I don't think I'm doing that at two PM. We take the baby for an outing. This word is in quotes even in this book and some mothering Whatever that means and then there's We give the baby some orange juice at four o'clock and then another bath and then we feed the baby. We hold the baby. See what I like about this. A couple of things about this. Actually and one of them is the babies being held a lot because we all know the babies were not held very much sometimes have later in life emotional problems. You have to hold a baby. See I disagree. This baby is only being held four times a day. According to the schedule this is very rude. You don't know how long babies being held for cable could be held for like half an hour here and they're based on the amount of time between these activities. There's not much okay like this is not attachment. This is not Dr Sears attachment parenting at all. Okay. Put the baby outdoors to sleep. Can you imagine just walking away? Now I can tell you there was. There was a true case had happened in. It was after World War Two in New Jersey and I can't remember the exact year but A young mother changed her little precious baby boy and put him out in the stroller and went inside and in less than ten minutes. The baby was abducted though. It was one of the first big kidnapping cases that had nothing to do with like rich people because this was after the Lindbergh baby and all that rich people are status. This was just a snatch and grab and those babies out again after that those stories there might be only one instance and there are millions of babies. That one story is enough. It changed to shut things down. Yeah that's right. It's Bob and shares. Get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bobbin Sherry. I found online that some guys posted little things that they do that makes their wives feel good every single week. So if you are married guy or you're in a committed relationship. Here's some good ideas. If you care to do them you will probably be poisoned since I ran the roof. So here's the first one. I still kiss her good night and I hold her hand while we sleep. I scratch your back when she takes her bra off at the end of the day and I always do an awe when she steps out of the shower he know that kind of thing does go a long way. I think I think so all of these when she cooks. I take a little less food the first time so that I can take more later. It makes her feel good like if Mary makes lasagna. I will eat. I'll eat a couple of pieces of lasagna. But I'll leave some of it and I'll say I'm GONNA take this to work tomorrow which I do. I mean you've seen it Well you've smelled it in here to And she likes that. I compliment more than just her physical features. It's easy to say you're beautiful. I find it's more inspirational. When you say you inspire me and that's sweet. I walk up behind her and draw a small heart on the back of her neck with my tongue. Then I blow gently on the heart. Shape kissed the area and walk away but enough about the ops marine radios very different. That's all well and good when it's happening to you but when you see your dad do that to your mom your if Madison saw you. The back of Mary's neck and blowing on it she would run away and you would never see and that's because it can never be unseen right. This one is really interesting when my wife calls. I always answer the phone like an excited child who gets to talk to his biggest hero. No matter how my days going so what would that sound like? Okay so low. It's you know not that over the top. It's like this. Hi How are you? What's going on the guy goes on to say? Trust me a real. You know what hello turns into a you know what call so if you just you see. It's your wife and you go. Oh yeah okay. Doesn't that make sense? Because she's on the other end and all she's getting. Is this negative. Sound coming from the guy. Now I totally agree with. I buy my wife flowers completely random times. Sometimes it's a simple thing like going into the convenience store while the gas is pumping and grabbing her snickers bar so she knows that I am thinking about her. I throw her towel in the dryer. Just a little bit while. She's in the shower. We talked about you doing that for Mary. But you complain that the Dryer was so far. I had to run or the cool. Yes so then. I say Hera's look at this towel. And she would say it's a towel but you know how you like to stay moving and get your steps in a good way. An outright run. I'm mean Jimbo. Space heater little space heaters space. And then set your bedroom on. Fire warmers. Yeah they do have a good Christmas present. That could be well. It's always something. Yeah right I bet they do all right. Let's see once a month. I get a babysitter. Take my wife to a nice dinner. We fool around at the hotel that I've rented. We cuddle for an hour and then I leave her at the hotel so she can have a nice morning to herself without any duties. We tell you what that is the greatest husband alive. That's what I thought that's guys if you think your wife doesn't have a fantasy about being alone in a hotel room every once in a while you are wrong. I still can't call when she passes me in the ball. My wife has developed a nasty habit of not eating lunch since she's become the manager so I'm making dinner and dropping by on her break to surprise her with it. It's pretty good. I guess what he took ninety four so there you go good ideas that he'd gone. It's a sharable taste to the show Bob and Sheri Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri. A toy manufacturing association as they bunch of adults. What toys did you have as a child that your children also have another words? What toys have stood the test of time and obviously Computers have nothing to do with that so nothing electronic. These are really old fashioned toy toys. The three that come to mind right away from me are barbies. Lincoln logs legos. Oh what do you call those things? Where the sticks that go into sprocket? S- you know what I'm Joyce Tinker Toys. Yeah the girls had those. You want to hear. Slinky's you want to hear the top ten. The top ten were bicycles building blocks. I don't know what BOP it is. What's the box a little boxing gloves thinks? Oh that's right yeah Toy Phone Puzzles Furby. My Little Pony troll dolls Mr Potato Head Mr Potato had and number one is Plato. Yeah I kinda surprised. I don't know why I am. I'm still surprised at the appeal over decades of Plato. There's just something about that. The texture the smell the colors those primary colors. Yeah I love Plato. I'd like getting it at Christmas. You know it was like an little extra gift that my mother and father would get. You know they'd say all right. Well he's got the the fire truck that's as best as big one or whatever it would be or the bicycle or whatever and then there'd be a few other things and then there this be this smaller one because they were probably when I was a kid how much good it had been a couple of bucks three bucks four bucks or you can get like the six pack. I remember that too. But you could buy them individually I think and there will be an and I would open it up and I was never like all right plato but I was thinking to myself. Oh Yeah Plato made its loved. Plano's nice to have I'm married to someone who can pick up a ball of green plato and without even thinking about it craft a whimsical little like breakfast source. If it's not right if you give me the same ball of Green Plato I can carefully craft for you another ball of Green Plato. That's about the limit talent but there is just the satisfaction of having its squeezed between your fingers especially when it was brand new just opened. When I was a kid I would fantasize about like what must be like to be born into a rich family. Where you don't just have plato. Plato Fun Factory where you put the play Doh in and you crank the handlery Out Shapes you know what I'm talking about only which had what was so disappointing. When you forgot to put the top back on the plane can fire and then all of a sudden you realize that you run over and it starts to get hard at the edges. You say maybe bring it. You Cram the voice. I'd but you could still feel the hardness there. Why did you do that? Why do I am convinced that the desire to eat plato? Although scientists haven't wasted time studying this I'm convinced that it's genetic you are either born with a desire to plato or you are not if you have the desire you are going to some Plato and if you do not you're not and nothing can change unless you're the baby in the family and then it's just forced your throat by the older children. Oh my God yeah they force. You will have to tell you this. It's where I got my craving for salt because PLO tastes salty. Does it really bad taste salty? Did they lie to you and say it was a cookie? No they just beat the crap out of me made me eat hitting if I cried to my parents they beat me up some more and make for entitled. Yeah Yeah Yeah you know. What does it say about the way we were brought up tied? It's like we were being raised by Mafia Kato's because here's what they did. Oh did somebody hurt you to bed? But because you're a rat now I'm GONNA punish you. What was the lesson we were being taught by the lesson? Here's the lesson at least the excuse lesson it's a tough world out there. My father harden up my father used to say. Let me tell you something Cheryl. Nobody likes a rat. I'm six years old. My brother shooting me with a sling shot. I'm coming in for help. Yeah don't be. Hey Sarah Bernhardt don't be drama Queen. Nobody likes a rat. Go ways that to raise. Don't feel bad because I would go and I'd be crying winding to my dad about all that and my dad would go. This is the reason why I don't take you with your brother and sister when we go out because I just can't handle the whining and the crime. But they did it to me yet but if you're not there then I won't have to deal with it so you were. Nobody likes that. We're in crybaby and I was a rat exactly what both of our fathers years is at least in heaven where miners were looking down going. I'M NOT SURPRISED. These two ended up together crybaby in the rat. No I know you ever in all of your years never had no years of being a dad. Have you ever looked at one of these kids and went land and honey? Nobody likes to one of my kids. she was playing sports and so. I said to her. The one thing you don't want to be is the goat so be careful. Don't make just the game was tied. I suggest don't make a major mistake that throws the game. You'll hate being the goat. And she started to cry. And then you felt tired Phil terrible awful. She never knew the concept of being blamed for the loss of the game. Was this the same kid who sit in the outfield? Making daisy crowns. Never get that information out of good. Because nobody likes him. It's morons in the news. Here's Bob and Sheri I didn't mean to say Referring to a guy went into the apple store Louis. Ck meant to say Lewis. Black was Lewis Black. Who did that we had him on the show? Okay first story in morons in the news in American Airlines flight from Phoenix. Boston was diverted yesterday when a drunk passenger would not stop doing pull ups on an overhead bin. How uncomfortable would that be? If you looked across the aisle and some jackass is opening the been doing pull ups the headland plane. Of course they did. I'm surprised he didn't pull the bend down and break. I know Rupatini address broke into a marijuana dispensary in Colorado Springs Colorado. Couple of days ago Bob. One o'clock in the morning. They drove a stolen van right through the front door of the dispensary. The grabbed a bunch of weed out of the displays and they ran off. Here's what they didn't know. The weed store does not put the real stuff in the display cases so they just crashed through the front of the store and stole a bunch of Oregano cops trying to track them. Down as Moron of the day is a gentleman who was doing sixty eight years for especially aggravated kidnapping. I just want to pause here not just aggravated kidnapping but especially aggravated kids. That is that an actual thing in Tennessee. His name is Robert Cosco and along with three other inmates. He escaped from Morgan County prison and then he tried to sneak back in a few days later with a whole bunch of contraband items that he was planning to sell on the black market inside the prison out of prison without somebody knowing. His cellmate. Who ESCAPE WITH HIM. Was Smuggling Hacksaw blades into the prison? Another inmate was smuggling unspecified. Contraband according to the police concealed under his groin. That had to be on call. Don't put the hacksaw blades there. And then another inmate was smuggling cell phones and then of course Mr Fusco who is facing charges of especially aggravated kidnapping and now he's charged with escaping and then sneaking back in and he got caught sneaking back in so they aware that this guy had had slipped away on to a bed. Count Been Gone for a few days. yeah. Isn't that kind of a Cliche to you. That he's bringing into prison hacksaw blades right out of the nineteen ten era. That ever work or is that always been cartoon head to have worked somewhere like maybe in the wild west they did and then they started making bars. That were resistant to hacksaw. Because it's so dense no no. I'm not questioning that. You would know that answer. I know a lot about I know a lot about the Correction incisive not from not just from a friend that I know. Text the word Moron to eight eight eight two six seven three seven and we'll send that right onto your phone so probably somewhere along the way like in the old West there was a cell and and and your buddy on the outside which up at night and file away the bar you would file it away from the inside. Push your girlfriend. Brought you a hacksaw baked into a cake for God about. Let's go to Lincoln Nebraska where this gentleman thirty eight year. Old Ruben Rollins Committed the ultimate Bob and Sheri Sin. He did something illegal while he was doing something he got arrested. And put into the back of a squad car. He was intoxicated on street so much so that he was making a danger of himself so the police in Lincoln loaded him into the back of the squad car. And as the officer was given him a ride to brother's house he heard the unmistakable pop of a can being opened and Ruben was enjoying himself all malt beverage. Game Malt liquor beverage in the back of the squad car was giving them a ride. How did they didn't frisk or something? They were just being nice. It would just trying to get him home great so they didn't check it. But he's Ruben do you POPs himself a cold one in the back of the squad car and heads up kids. That is not allowed a rube good. Facebook twitter instagram. You know that's how your mom describes the we're on all of them and we would love to have you come hang out with us. Any of our social media hit up our facebook for stuff. You hear every day on the show. Talk to us on twitter. She just a message on instagram. We want to hear from you while you back less. It's always katter day right around the corner. And we're looking at your picks. That's Bob and Sheri on facebook twitter instagram and our website bielby A and E. S. H. E. R. DOT COM. Sign up for our newsletter. And you could win a fifty dollars Visa Gift Card. Which the PODCAST. It's stuff you won't hear on the show it's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri we have a Bob and Sheri Citizen Salute now. This could have ended badly but what this man did. I think most of us would do any. It ended. Okay so yeah it happened in Florida. Of course I'm David Fogelman. His wife Brandy was getting ready for work and they spot it to baby bears and their mama bear outside their home. This was earlier this week and they watched the two baby bears. The Momma Bear could you not and they kinda like frolicking. The bears yearling. So they're not tiny cubs. Been here the babies And so after a while they were like. Oh that's adorable just precious and they went and got dress for work well a little bit later. David cracked open a door to see if the bears were still outside and that's when their seven-year-old Yorkie be Sean Mix Dog oh boy gator Dashed out through the crack door and confronted the bears. Boy David CEOS. Little dogs think that they are. I have Lipford. Tell me I have one. So David said gator goes out and all of a sudden takes off and I'm like Oh my God I booked at around the corner and the Barras standing there with my dog in its mouth. Know what happened? David said instinct took over when I saw gator endanger. He said I would give anything to see this. I wish they had home security video. David said I went airborne and drop kicked the bear. The bear stood stood up spun around up on two legs back down on four legs. David said he wasn't getting my dog. I kicked a living hell out of that bear. The bear and the bear ran away. David and gator ran back into the house. He rescued his dog. That's something citizens salute focused. Now you'll remember. The dog was unharmed. All being in the biggest. He's okay remember when I opened this. I said this could event it badly. It didn't did what any of US would do to rescue our. I think so I think so. Morin like kung-fu Panda feed coming in. Yup Rob kicked the bear. Well sort of what a lucky dog. Because that's that's just about this is that's a mouthful about it. Yeah lucky dog. Lucky dog owner because there were three bears are yearlings. Those baby bears were yearlings. They weren't cubs. Remember we're we're three bears and one of them had the dog in its mouth and as far as the bears. No it's dinner time. And that guy went out and A mother bear. Even if it's a yearling is very protective. So lucky gator the dog lucky David because David and the Yorkie Sean versus three bears that could have ended badly but it didn't citizens salute. The thing is with a dog like that. That dog will still go in the carpet. He doesn't really. There's there's no having no appreciate this dog I could. I could wrestle Sam Nash. Out of a grisly south and he would still go pee on something you do. What are you GONNA do? There's there's something about and of course you had a Yorkie. You had mommy the Yorkie. My cousin had a Yorkie. There's something about Yorkies in particular. Please don't please don't say I had mommy the Yorkie because that was Mary's dog when we met and she gave it up for adoption because she just couldn't deal with it And the dog's name was not mommy it was. I can't even remember what it was. Here's the thing about. It was Mary's dog. It's Mary's cat. You can't cherry pick what aspects of marriage you're GONNA CLAIM. Once you marry someone all of theirs is all of yours and all of yours is all affairs. It is your cat. It was your dog. Mommy it is your reality name was not mommy. You don't even remember. I don't the dog I. We weren't even married at the time we were dating. Although you're right in a way because I can remember when she got the dog. 'cause you know. How kids are they all want to have a dog right so they get mommy up. I'll just call her. Mommy because I can't remember at the dog's name was an so mommy I don't know why it's a Yorkie. Yorkie one escape escape the house and the yard and go out into the world. It has no chance of competing in the world. It can't survive against a songbird. He can't opt has no skills whatsoever. But that damn dog was it would look at the back sliding door and if you left it open a half an inch. It would get it. Snows Open it through the neighborhood. Yeah guess who is chasing the stupid yorkie yelling? Mommy come back. It's me and she. She had like a split rail fence in the back. Which is good for keeping me from chasing it. I have to leap over it but mommy can go under it if I saw a grown man. Sprinting down the street hollering. Lami come back here. I can show you the neighborhood where that happened. How free is that? Oh yeah you're right now. The name was not really mommy. What was the name of that dog? I remember Priscilla now because they gave it to a guy loved dog. I think the dog's name was daisy. Daisy that's right. Okay now what does it say that I remember the name of the dog? It says that I am able to Carry a horror horrible memories that I have We have so many things in common with. Your Mommy was an escape artist. So was my mom movie courtesy. Kiss coming up to be a longtime listener to know that. But coming up to get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fun size instantly. Here's Bobbins Sherry. Somebody sent me a joke and not everybody will like the joke but I just loved this joke and it's not going to get a big laugh but I have to get it out because it's just you're you're gonNA explode. It's a per I'll explode. It's a perfect joke okay Do you know what a crisis manager is? If if you're a celebrity or a politician and you've gotten into trouble so now you've got a crisis going on you have these companies and they will fly in a crisis manager and the crisis friend of mine used to do this. Actually a crisis manager will say are. Here's how you handle it. Get out in front of it. Have to admit that this was wrong. You know talk to the media about this. Don't say that it's a crisis manager. So here's the joke. R Kelly's crisis manager just resigned. He will take a less stressful job as a shark suit tester. That's a true story by the way are Kelly's crisis managers and he resigned last week. We that's what you do for a living but you cannot take it well you know. That's that's a crisis crisis. Yeah you're in trouble when crisis manager bills out so we were just talking. If you're just joining US folks that sixty eight thousand women were asked. What is it that you look for in a significant other and the top choices were kindness supportiveness intelligence education and confidence? Those are the top five Looks and money not in the top. Five I thought it was interesting and I believe it. I think you know women do feel that and I I was saying to myself. What what what are the top things that I look for in a woman and I'm just going to be honest A funny goofy person who can put up with me. That's that's kind of it at the top now. I'd like her to be smart. You know and I have one. That's very smart and I like to be a good mother and she is but a funny goofiness. Who Can who likes me? Those are the top thing. I do feel like liking. You is the bare minimum. We should seek if you're GONNA have to swim in your I've learned not to expect too much. You know look Apron. Listen he gets up early and he has to eat all the time but he's a great guy. I just like them the alike them a little bit. Because you gotta like him a little bit. If you're GONNA stay with Hitler I mean there are other things. Obviously that I would like to have somebody who is industrious. You know clean and sexy and all that. But I'm GONNA be honest. Just that goofy. You know good sense of humor. I don't think I could be long-term around somebody. That wasn't a funny person. Probably not that would probably be wearisome for you. I have I have snapped out of yourself. A what do you mean by that you snap snapped out of yourself is no doubt of your worries cycles snapped out of your like. Would you know I must do this? I must do this. I must do this like you need to be reminded too relaxed sometimes and just live your life and have fun. Yeah Yeah Okay. Because that's not that bad now lobby snap. I mean I understand that I do worry about things but there's nothing wrong with that campy with a man who's like real wound up an intense. I just I don't need that energy at all. I am up an intense for all of I need a man who's like you know a little more chill. Yeah he's like it's five o'clock somewhere like I need a really late night. Yeah Yeah I think you're better off with to have that. Suppose you with somebody like yourself. Well that's why you and I never hooked up because it would have been disastrous. Just an awful nightmare. No one could escape from terrible. Okay I get the idea worst with you. A long time this job that would wind. You would other up. We wind each other up here. Now imagine if we shared mortgages and kids in everything out. Yeah that's so bad this attitude. Honest get Lamar's reduce and right to your phone just tight movie to eight eight eight Bob. Sherry is time now for the People's movie critic and his review of little women nominated by the Academy Awards as one of the best pictures of the year. Welcome Lamar all my life. I have managed to dodge little women. Both the book and the movie's now. It is a very well known and well loved book. It changed the literary world with its story of independent women. I mean it's a tremendous thing. I know this but it was a book that I had no interest in. Reading are watching this thinking. There's nothing in this for mate so when Todd offers me a horror movie the grudge match our little women. I chose the one that I thought I would hate the latest and I took car with me so that it would look like I was going with her because it just seems weird for a guy to be going to see this movie and I know many things like that but it's just the way it was so I went to an afternoon matinee and I don't think I've ever seen so many walkers in my life and oxygen takes. I've never seen this anywhere outside of a hospital one spark and there's going to be method left parking lot. Okay I mean. I'm not saying that. This was an older crowd with the lights. Were already down but we found our seats by the general glow of the Shimmering Blue Hair. It was crazy now. The movie stars out how you say her name is it. Cerise Ronin searches ICE Certian Roche. We'll go was searching but she plays Joe Okay. She plays Joe. Emma Watson is playing meg. Florence Pew as Amy Elisa. Scannon place Beth Timothy. Shallow may plays Laurie. And Laura Dern as Marmee now all those names will be recognisable to everybody. Read this book because it is such a big deal little women was written by Louisa May Alcott. And it's the story of four girls growing up in the eighteen sixties and it's loosely based on our own life experiences. Now they were poor. Their Dad was a minister who was off serving in a civil war. They had a rich neighbor. Boy named Laura who becomes the love interest. He lives across away. Now Joe is a writer and I mean she's a great writer and she sales stories to a magazine to help the family get by because of being poor and to get them published. The editor requires her to in his words. Make short and spicy and if the main characters girl make sure she's married by the end are dead either way. It's fine but she cannot be singled okay and that went completely against the principles but she needs the money so she makes adjustments and all the sisters have these different interests but none of them are inclined to follow the advice of their wealthy aunt March who's played by Meryl Streep. Her thing is concentrate on marrying a rich man. That's the only chance that you have this time. Women were not the lowest on the totem pole. They weren't even own the totem pole. If a woman had money it would belong to her husband as soon as they get married. If they had children they would belong to the husband. Not Her everything was his property and the book is about women refusing to conform to this archaic way of thinking and it's a tremendous book. It really is now. The movie is one hundred and Thirty. Five minutes is rated. Pg and it seems to be most enjoyed after a trip to an early bird special buffet so that you can so that should be home before dark that way you still have time to take a bath in your walk in Tub and being bad by seven thirty okay. So that's all I'm saying I didn't. I didn't realize that during that period if a wealthy woman married a guy he got the money. Yeah yes God that is so. Obviously that is the good old days off. That is horrified. Can you imagine imagine? That's I can't imagine that happening to any woman I know got well. No I'd I'd like to see. I have to be honest Emma Watson. I'll see anything in the every one of these people. I mean once again something that I have avoided life turns out to be not as bad as I thought it was. This movie has a family looking out for each other. There's Romance Betrayal forgiveness regret success and refusual refusal to give into what is considered normal at the time. Now I will say the movie could've used a sword fight or two. Maybe an explosion here there I mean surely a high speed buggy chase should not have been out of the question but all in all it was a great story that was well told and every actor. They did a fantastic job in the rope highly. Encourage you to see this movie if you said in the upper rose coming back down you don't WanNa Fall. Break a hip My score is six insured six six six Lamar new look to discovering that something he resisted was kind of okay way to do you try salad crazy. Place called chocolate ensure for little women. It's Bob in Seri is sharable taste to the show. Bobbins Sherry Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri Call Us. Eight eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I if we're here we'll pick up the phone if we're not leave a message and we will call you back like Charleston Charleston's listening to US Remember Sherri. We were talking about smiles. How if you have a smile on your face. You're accepted much more by people and if you're applying for a job as an example that's a good idea. Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Charles. What your situation. I went and applied at a new captain visa. But if they're opening up here in Kentucky and I had the bright idea going there and start talking like a pirate island in there and I so I walked in the door with their top ten hour. Join this crew will get hired on when somebody's going to be in the plank. Dr Charles I love it. What was the reaction? What was the reaction hired? You on the spot I know. What did they do? They said we love that kind of attitude with our employees. So you've got the job. Yeah ex- so you know that that was. That was the role of the dice right because you could have got a real stiff. Who SAID GET OUTTA here? Don't Carols Charles. Are you always this much fun? I am I love that. What's what's your job going to be a captain. D's probably swabbing. The I don't know I think you know what? Why did I even ask that? I think Charleston do anything. Don't you wish list party above? That wishes that you were like Charles. No you're just a fun guy puts it out there. I don't think I could go in there and do played. No Charleston differ. When I got the job at Roy Rogers they they happy on the register right. I refused to say howdy partner. May I take your order? I just would say may I take your order or is me back to the grill see. He's he's bought in. I wasn't bought in. I think they're gonNA put Charles Upfront. I think so. You can't hide that in the back you're not gonNA put Charles Upfront. I would give him a special uniform. That was pirating. Yeah it's too bad captain. One doesn't have a like a greeter you know if Charles could just be at the door reading through the dining room and swashbuckling away. Yeah well I wanted for the open house before we start our training next week. I've been trying to find. Pirate hats and pants to put on to meet the manager with the bird but the patch. You got the bird you have like a brand new on. Your shoulder found a parrot newport on but you know wouldn't be the same without the hat and the patch there has got its. It's Halloween party store. There's got to be a Halloween store near US. Somewhere and the thing is I had this way every day and I'm fifty years old believer. I love it. Sorry are you. Are you a married man? Does she enjoy your Wacky nece? Would you even ask? I went home and she asked me if I got. I told her what I did. So no you did not do so Charles. You going through training now captain. D's we we go in starting next Monday for the The Open House for doing feel out of tax papers and stuff like that. I'll give my way starting today. We start off with. What do you think is the best item on the menu? A captain everything. That's a good answer. Okay Yeah we'll Charles. I'm impressed by you. Happy got this gay. Go and I hope that they promote you right on up the chain because with that kind of attitude Kennedy Spirit. You deserve it. Try that woman of yours. I know she enjoys your madcap hijinks. Oh Yeah Yeah and probably has predictions a woman. That's been with you for a long time. Never gets tired ever. How many years twenty. Twenty years? Twenty years that's right here Charles. You have a great day and keep up to promote me. Living fishy about it. He's going out paid folks. He's going out big. Take Care Charles. These great hope. His wife enjoys that. It hasn't gotten tired of it. It's a. It's a fifty fifty shot accurate. I think her response did not tonight. That's that's great though to corporate America. We'll still have some sense of a sense of humor. I want you to imagine how it would turn your day around. You're tired grumpy. Whatever you roll into Captain D's For some popcorn. Shrimp and Charles Greets. You like a pirate that would be really really cool. 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Here's Bob and Sheri. We pay the phone bill. So eight. Eight eight P. O. B. S. H. E. R. Is Up and working in joining us right now on the line is frank and we were talking. Bob About Really awkward places to have a fight with your significant hope. Doing frankly frank. I'm doing great guy. You know being Italian. I might have a little bit of a short temper. You know ruin while. Don't get me wrong. The car is a very well plays and you know that day you could pull over though but when you're on a cruise ship you can't get off so Worst place to have a fly ever with your significant other is definitely on a cruise ship. When you're in the middle of the Caribbean Ocean. Not a good idea. Others no escaping other in the bedroom. I don't know if you've ever been on a cruise but not too big. They're very small. Yeah and does it doesn't only make you more aggravated upset that you're having this huge set on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. And you've paid for this and you wait all year for your vacation and you know my son. My oldest son didn't listen to me. You know when you're in a foreign language country you gotta be careful so my sons were in one of the islands and he got mugged so he's late coming to dinner and he's my oldest son is twenty seven and we're waiting for him to come to dinner. My wife losing her mind like this that he'll be back when he's back and it is what it is. He's my son. I'm like I understand that he might do. But it is what it is shows up late goes. Hey Dad we've gotTA TALK. And and he goes down by the got mugged. I'm like I break cold. You again tie it's ever take over. My wife is like case and of course the food. You've got nowhere to go. And it it was it was so he let he left the cruise ship and he went into town. Whatever the island was right. Let's just say got obliterated by a hurricane last year and I said Bro I said listen. Listen just just you. Just be aware of your. He's very even great kid but he hasn't paid attention. And I'm like you gotta be careful in these countries. You gotta be on head on the swivel. So of course him and his girl go down in his island or by airport. The airplane flies over. So you've probably what island talking about and didn't pay attention and got mugged. I knew something was wrong. Because he's never late for dinner especially on vacation. He's always early and hour and a half later. He's not there and it was a bad thing but never ever friend. Don't ever have a fight on exclusive to you. Know what it's it's so true because you get all ticked off your in that little state room and you go. Yeah well I'm going out for a while. What is sadder about what is sadder than a man walking around a cruise ship by himself heating long. Because I can tell you because I did it for about two and a half hours and you see the other people and they're having a good time in there at the breakfast head right right right right here and this is romantic. So frank did you after you stomped around the cruise ship for a couple of hours. Dial like a child. Did you just say to yourself? Even though I don't think I'm wrong I'M GONNA have to apologize or I'm going to ruin you know here's the thing about me and I'm being serious. I'm wrong I I tell people all the time I I run a business here in Charlotte and if I'm wrong I'm going to tell you I'm so about an hour later. I'm Lou literally sitting on the top deck by myself. I'm like what the Hell did you just do. What did you just do? I of course you know you can't find you can't call your wife's like hey where are you so of course? I might have got security in Baltimore and I need to find my wife. Here's Lucy looked like so they were they were some bar down like deck or something like that and they finally got on the phone. I'm like let's go for a walk. Come on we gotta talk and but the worst thing is Teri and I'm sure you'll ended this that that fight still has What's the word I want to say still continues to Gain FIRE EVERY TIME. I'm with the rest of my family or cup coming vacation. Everyone did other crews. I'm like I know I know so again. Don't buy on a cruise ship. Trust me not good impressed. That said what did I do wrong. Art Fifty one. What are you going to do like a child and say? I didn't do anything wrong. Got Problem with our society and I don't WanNa take any blame. I took the blame. I can't my son's looking at museum wrong. It didn't take the blame then. I can't yell at them. The fourth rules with them. If I'm not following I'm sorry. Fry such a good grownup. You really are sorry though that your son is getting soft. But that's what happens when you move out of Brooklyn you know what I'm saying. He's got he's got no street. March and I and so he's which I love. I don't care but he's so like friendly he's a frigging kid to knock out. He's frigging. I mean. Well I'm telling you he's a good looking kid solid girl. The girls want to be with them lab lab lab. And I'm like well you only way a hundred twenty five pounds. God forbid knock you out here because I think I need to buy you a drink. I'm like what are you talking about either with my lap nine dollars. I'm like what did you do got robbed. I'm like I'm going to bring it back. You know of course I. Isn't that funny? This kid gets mugged robbed. Maybe close to being killed and it's like how can you lose the money you know about buried lies Nari Frank a Dad? And that's dad's thinks it's true. We pay for the crude. What's the first thing I do is in a Thai father? Listening to become over here is an extra hundred so do me a favor. Don't do it again. But but the damage had been done. 'cause I yelled at him in front of by whites or damage has been done even through another female did matter I guilty Franken if it happens next time. Just jump overboard overboard please. I'd rather I'd Rather. I'd rather take my fainting myself to death. You're you're better off. Thank thank you. Bye-bye frigates bothered Sherry. Get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri all right. We would like to have one of our listeners. Join us with a little talk back to the show right now. You can do the Bob and Sheri so I was having a really rough day this morning. car broke down. A habit was late getting the kids to school. He Oughta Yada Yada but two of my most favorite things happened on your show this morning. That made my morning so much better and I feel much more lighthearted. Bob Said order a bunch of times in a row. 'cause you guys were talking about Amazon Amazon prime and I love the way Bob says order with his wonderful accident and also Max's laugh just makes me happy. I wish there was video of Max laughing because I feel like he laughs with his whole body. It's the best laugh. You guys have a great day. Thanks for making my better. Sweep say order thing you know you say or it sounds a little bit like you're saying ardor is there. Is there any way for you to stay on point? And the next time I say order you pointed out because you also I don't see myself saying that you say were P. I L. L. O. W. Funny Til PAC pillow. Hi Bob and Sheri. I was just listening to the podcast about things that I guess are just regional accents but people don't like the way that you pronounce certain things I don't really care. I mean I'm from the Midwest so people from the South really sound strange to me and sometimes I can't understand them Even I've lived in the South. Most of my life now But one of the things that Bob says that every single time I have to do a double take is when he talks about peanuts You know the nuts or legume I guess He always says peanuts and every single time. I think he's saying penis and I know he's not but it's almost like a reflex in my ear so I know he's not going to change any thing about the way that he says it because it's really hard to reprogram things But I just thought I'd share because it makes me laugh makes me do a double take. I guarantee you. I'm not saying that we let the word go out to all you say peanuts instead of peanuts and you don't you do say order and pillow in kind of an interesting way. I'm going to have to have proof so everyone is now tasked with when I say that they will know where to go because the show is recorded posterity. I don't know why but it is and you'll have you'll have to prove it to me. That's a little regional thing peanuts. You don't say peanut peanuts now. Now you're saying what's the other word? Rdr No order peanuts. Oh I'm so. No hyper focused on. You would typically say otter peanuts utter peanut butter utter utter you. You kind of I don't swallow the first hour a little bit better with your order. Only do we have any of those talks backs about her. Is herself ever mentioned with the talk backs with with with ocular people? I'm popular. They do it's love and you'd have like a plant denied sunshine water you would wither and die without attention. No I wouldn't if I I enjoy being left alone. I got into this business to criticize others. That's the basic and make a buck right work out that way. And when he started he was working for peanuts. I wasn't working pro. Although I've known some guys all right if you we'd love to hear from you all the free shirts three Google play in the apple store. Talk Glad that back. I'm glad she's right. Max does laugh with his whole body. And you what? You should do a video tape know. It's stuff you won't hear on the show it's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob Sherry yes. Indeed I was in. I wanted to tell you this. I thought it was so cute. I was in a pet store about three or four days ago. Getting some dog food and they had a section of books and so you know looking at the different training books and there was one book that was supposedly written by a dog for dorks and the name of the book was throw the Damn Ball. You know some dogs are so good about getting the ball and they'll bring it back to you right and they'll drop it right in front of you. All they wanna do is chase the thing and then you throw it and they bring they drop it with my dog. I can throw a ball or you know some toy. And he'll he'll go when we're outside in the backyard. He'll go get it and he'll come. He'll WANNA fight me for it and I got to go through that whole thing of pulling and then tickling him under the chin to try to distract him to get it and he wants to go chasing it but that he wants to fight before you know it's just it's every dog has different. I think that way. So here's what Sam Nash does. And it's hilarious. And kind of awful and heartbreaking at the same time so. He has his little box of toys in the living room. Bucktoothed donkey and Roast Turkey and Cross. I'd bear donkey's always book to this. One is really bucked. Go back to type. Yeah I think it does go back to heal. And so we'll get squeaky beaver block you pig. Or whatever and and I'll throw it and he'll go get it and then I'll chase him around the living room and we'll keep. We'll do this about six times. And then at some point the game becomes so real to him and he'll drop the toy and look at me with wide terrified eyes and run from me like. I'm trying like I'm gonNA kill them and eat them. You just can't keep up anymore. Well it's like he forgets that we're playing again Yeah I love him and now this big scary awful Predator a out this noise. That sounds like this often. You hide your this thing and it makes it because then I have to go find him. Sam It's just the game. We were just playing with squeaky beaver body. It's okay and he's cowering trembling expelled terrible if I throw gray wolf and he gets it. We're inside he will. He will take Gray Wolf. He'll come over and he'll come like within two feet of me and he'll watch my hand go really slowly and he consents. When I'm just about to make the move I mean it's really interesting. How how they can just buy your vibes. Pickup went to jerk his head away or run away and he will do that. Chase me around the Just me around the couch thing. He'll do that for like six hours. It's exhausting and then you feel after you do it after you chase them. And in my case after you play the game and then dragged him out from under the bed and reassure them that you're not gonNA kill them and eat them then you feel guilty for all the. Times he's come up to you with block you pig or whatever and you. You didn't WANNA play. I know because this is like this dog doesn't have a job. He doesn't have any Internet. He has no friends. He can't drive right he just. He's in that house just waiting for me so now I feel now. I'm going to sit here and cry. I feel terrible that I don't you mean and listen to this. I take him out for a walk to the same park. And there's like a field we go to and there's a trail in the woods and then there's a a walking path that's paved and he and then there's a baseball field if I cut one of those sections off at the end like maybe we don't go walking by baseball. Feel he'll stop. He'll stop because he knows. I'm pulling him toward the car and he'll stare at me. He's guilt tripping me and I come home to the wife and I say Oh he was guilt trip me to do a an extra walk but I didn't give it to him and she'll stop and she'll say please BOP. You're you're the most codependent man I have ever met. The dog now is bringing out your co two. Pats do realize that Bob. I took him to a dog park. He doesn't do really well dog parks. He's terrified of the bigger dogs but I took him to a dog park and he was running around and playing and I got into a conversation with a man who had some big like malamute dog like one of those big dogs And he saw the way I was talking to playing with Sam and he said he was asking me questions about salmon like crazy and whatever has buzzing in his head. That's what the dogs like said and the man said I'm GonNa tell you what I think you're doing wrong. D- mind oh too high might the opportunity to be approached by a stranger and schooled in what? I'm doing wrong search for it and I started laughing. I said you know. I can't get enough of men telling me what I'm doing wrong. He said he said you do not have the right relationship with this dog. This dog does not respect you. This dog has a job to do. And you don't let the dog to his job. You baby the dog you treat the dog lick a little person. Look enemies wearing a sweater if you would treat this dog with dignity. And don't babytalk him and don't get down to his level this dogwood respect you. I know that I've read that. Yeah that came up in my newsfeed. One day I read that I looked at the man and I said I know you're right. I do know you're right but I'm incapable of everything you just said and I'm even worse with my kids. I knew exactly what I was reading. travels with Charley Steinbeck book where he took his dog on a on a trip around the United States discovering America. Just he in the dog and this little camper trailer thing and he lectures you he says. Don't pay talk. Your dog and Steinbeck used the word dignity. They have more dignity than to talk to each little pets like said. The dog's head is filled with buzzing. It's not like I've got a canine. Dan Rather Limited. You know what I got school at the dog park. Bob and Sheri Cheryl Taste to the show Bob and Sheri Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri this kind right into what we were just talking about with over the road. Long distance truckers. These guys men and women are amazing. Driving from the East Coast to the West Coast takes days and days and days. It must be very lonely. I know they have like CB's and they can call on the phone. Their loved ones listened to the radio but must be but it must be kinda lonely and a website called the ladders which I think is a career building. A website figured out. What jobs are the loneliest? And what jobs are the least laundly. So if you have a problem with being alone your your person that does not like to be lonely. You need to avoid these three jobs and they are lawyers. Engineers and scientists does it the least lows. Those are the three loneliest lawyers engineers lawyers engineers and scientists and if you think about it even with the lawyer you're spending an awful lot of time with open cases just studying just staring at. Yeah I mean you go into court you go into the courtroom you take a deposition in an office and so on but a lot of it. A friend of mine was a lawyer and he said I've got like eighteen different cases open at any time. So he's got to know all of the intricacies of eighteen different cases. So that's that's pretty lonely and engineers you know they're they're studying plans and scientists. I don't know what they're doing. Because I can't even relate to that the three would you call? Would I be the person you'd call on to explain what a scientist does? Honestly if one of the girls came to me and said I'm doing a project for school. What does the scientist to hang on? Let's facetime chat. Yeah no that's not going to happen. The three least Longley jobs are social workers marketing people and sales people and that makes sense totally like the marketing people. All right even if you're coming up with some marketing idea. Oh we got this new product. Let's you know what let's get Bob and Sheri to endorse it. They they're always a big hit. That will work great. Then you call your other friends and you say how about Bob and Sheri and then you kick that around and that if you're a social worker obviously you're dealing with people all day long in the name so right and if you're in sales you know you're not only dealing with your clients you're also going into meetings sales managers and all of that so if you like being around people those are the those are the three things I think. This is the perfect job for not being lonely. What you and I do it especially for someone like you. That likes to work in a small group in a small group. Because I'm with the same four people sometimes five right so I love that and then people come in and out of our lives out for just a few minutes and we get to know what's going on with their lives. Oh you live in a farm or whatever the only the only negative to a job like this and we've talked about this is we get all of our social needs. Met here which makes us a little less. Sociable is much fun once we get hold on. I know we're like all of my need for people is met here and luckily for me. I'm married to someone who has his very like weird to someone who's extremely social. Yeah and funny and I cannot just turn it off. Just turn it off and go home. I'm married to someone. Who's reclusive which only amps up my own lane? I'm done now Which you're lucky with that well. It's a mixed blessing. Blessing after you know chatting with US I can look up and like six or seven. Months has gone by and we have only hung out with each other. We're not not. We should be a little more a little more social little more. So so he has no he has no need for it at all and everything. I have to be careful because Mary used to listen to me on the air and then we met and you know the guy on the year it is who I am on the year. But you know it's a little more amped up because you just you have to say something. The microphone is opening plus your if you don't. It's very boring. Show your talked out by the time you get home. What's that what's that show Where the guy? Just there's nothing on the guy just doesn't say anything that's the one. The Guy Watches Aerial America. While he's on the air but think about it. You're also completely talked out by the Detroit out a little bit but it's time you get home and before she married you see here you on the show and never shuts up shirts up. She's gotten used to and I don't take it for granted she's she's wonderful It's popping Sherri you may not realize we actually have a website. Dop A. N. D. S. H. E. R. DOT COM and. It's loaded up with fun stuff. There's all sorts of features and sound and photos contests and the Bob and Sheri Newsletter. Which gets delivered to you once a month. And that's chock full of cool stuff to including prizes. You can only win through the newsletter. And here's something fun. Every subscriber to the Bob and Sheri newsletter is automatically registered to win a fifty dollars Visa Gift Card. So sign up now for the Bob and Sheri newsletter that our website B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. Dot Com. We so appreciate you get back to the show. Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri this quiz that I found on the interwebs that helps you decide whether or not your man is a keeper. And since you don't have a man Bob you are a man. I would like you to take this status. Thank you for recognising. Thank you for respecting. I would like you to take this test. Okay to see if you yourself are a keeper or if there's work to be done if I'm not too I throw myself back in. I think we don't have any choice. Mary no you're okay. You're not brown so it's really simple for every question. If the answer is yes you give yourself a point. Just one point. Sometimes we do these quizzes on the air and they're so complicated. We lose track of how it works very easy today. Very good and this is just Burton Tracey Cox. Who every time. I am a keeper with the question. I get a point just every time the answer is yes goes yes okay so the first question is how does he get on with his mother if he gets on well with his mother. Give yourself a point because the way a man relates to. His mother is how he will probably relate to other women's life now. Your mom is gone but you revered and respected and adored. Did I tax? I paid her taxes. Max You have justly feared smarting from your so give yourself appoint to and todd. Your mom was just a a trip so you get a pointed question number. Two hard generous with us are his parents together and happy now. Our relationship experts said this feels on fair because more than half of this or the are the product of divorce parents. And that's not our fault. But how did they even in that context of divorce? Did your parents have a pretty civil divorce. Were they able to be good? Parents is a tough one for me. They did not divorce as People of their generation seldom did. But I don't know how to describe their relationship. He was such a hot head. So what do I do with that? You know if you feel if you're if it's on your heart to give yourself zero zero but but don't feel bad about it. No I'm not first of all you left home. Eight start at your own family responsible for the sins of my father. I don't know how much of an influence they really had. Your parents are still together. You get a plus. Yeah you get. You can have Bob's point that he didn't get all right. Here's the next one. Does he have at least a few serious long-term relationship under his belt? Yeah give yourself that. All of you guys get that because hey you know we learn by doing disease exact mistakes that we make Bob. Ni- are what did we decide? We're try- marital mistakes. We make in our past. It's not our us. Do Better just practicing with how lucky you are to be the third one. We Mary number four does he blame his access for the breakup and those bad endings because if he does. That's not good. Do you do you you get you get no points for that Max. You don't say yes to that. The woman wanted to kill you and hide your body in the woods. You're allowed to break up with somebody to see this unfair question. You don't blame your access for your breakup. You own your part in it. I don't get no you don't because you don't blame your XS for your breakup. That's the if the answer is yes to that. Then you get the point. You don't take a point your because I think you know where. Yes even if you're part of it was choosing poorly in the first place. You still own that. Are you saying to get a pointer a donkey down? Because you didn't answer yes to that. You only get a point for yes. It's good to knock it. Appoint THEIR BOB. Because your face looks confused is your what was the question again. Do you blame your keys. I'm blaming somebody Max. Somebody's getting some blame here. You blame your access for your breakers. I don't get the point even though I am doing right because you were trying to not be murdered. I blame one or two of them but not I mean I dated a lot of people right so I well. Hey if God meant for this treasure to be kept to one woman I didn't WanNa say so. So do I take it or not? I blamed some of them but not all of them. I've known you for so long and fairly recently. You've taken ownership of the fact that you chose people based on superficial thing which is telling me what we pretend you get no point good. Is He a keep relationships? That's so difficult. Argus friends a mix of the old and the new and do they come alive. Yes or no yes you get a point take a break and come come back and we'll find out if your man is a keeper and if your man if you yourself for a keeper if you need to leave because you're a bad bet somebody gets have blame it's a sharable taste of the show. Bob and Sheri Fund Size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's bobbins Sherry by. We are taking this quiz to find out if your man is a keeper and Bob is taking this quiz to see if he himself as keeper. And here's the exciting news about this. There's an actual score and if you score below the number according to this relationship expert person then you get thrown back you are not keep you. Don't want to be thrown book. I think I think you're doing pretty well. So far breach. Go ahead so if you if you say yes to the questions give yourself one point. Here we go. Is He financially stable? I don't mean as he rich I mean is he stable. I get that you get that. He cheated in the past. Yes or no. If he's cheated you get one point if he's not a cheater. You get zero points yet. I haven't cheated so I get zero points but no I'm sorry said that. Give yourself a point if you haven't cheated. You've never screwed. Because of your misinterpretation I'll pay more attention. Go what did you do that? God I hate it when people don't pay attention to bring something fourth on the year. Let's make let's just review if you're just joining us. Do you have a good relationship with your mother one. Point if the answer's Yes if your parents are together in happy or divorce but really civil and healthy you get one point couple series few maybe AIDS long term relationships under your belt. Yes you get a point. Do you blame your access for your breakup. If you say no you get a point. Go ahead how you doing bobby doing pretty good. I have four. Get Five if you are. His friends and mix of the new gets a point. I have that okay financially stable yes gets appoint women go ahead. Have you cheated in the past No get support. That does he have achievements that are complete like has he set some goals and actually gone through with those goals. At the answer's yes get a point. You could argue the point. You totally get is he. Reasonably okay communicating. Yes yes he gets point. Does he feel about physical intimacy. The same way you feel about physical intimacy. Some people are all about it. Some people were kind of lukewarm due to share the same view on that. If the answer is yes it is yes. Does he want what you want. How could she living with temptation? How could she not feel the sense? Some women are so strong. Talk about someone I've noticed. Does he want what you want from? Life similar goals similar values time around. Yes the answer is yes you get a point. Do you both either one or not want to have children. If the answer is yes yes we both do not want any more children in our lives at this point. Do you like each other's family. I don't have to love them like crazy like them. The answer is yes you do. You have chemistry and chemistry. Isn't just about sexual attraction. It's a strong overriding. Feeling of this is right. You gotTa have chemistry. Oh yes we laugh. I love going. I'd rather be with her than anyone. Now how many points do you have? Bob received ten thirteen. I asked you fourteen questions and you have thirteen points out of fourteen. You have to have a minimum of ten to be cheaper on the keeper here keeper. That's so great. That was so great. They're not gonNA throw me. I love you I was working other would be like a small crappy and thrown back in the lake. How did you do Max? I think you were a key. And and Todd's keeper too. That's good aren't you lucky to be working with such upstanding men and you could give yourself you have a bonus round where you can give yourself a half point if you can come up with five amazing things that make this person perfect for you if you can come up with five things that make your man the perfect man for you? You can get a half a point you good with what I have. That sounds you don't want to be good. Sounds Russell extra credit quest? Yeah this is fine you know I. I think I'm a solid B plus here. I'll post this up on the Bob and Sheri Facebook so that you can take this quiz later and decide if you also keeper. I could put up so many extra point. Things fast. Tastic about her. She has to come up with. This isn't a chic. Are you keeper? She has put the leads. I'm the type of guy that appreciates these things. That's not the question. So what would you have to do? She has to come up with five things that make you perfect for her. I think we've got enough. Let's let's let's not be bragging you've got thirteen thirteen. I and post this right now and I it stuff. You won't hear on the show. It's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri. I came upon the most interesting list. It's the weirdest thing in all of the states in the United States though single weirdest attraction. Oh Yeah so we I you know knowing us. We won't get through very many of them but let's run through a couple okay. I'm the unclaimed baggage center is in Alabama. I heard of that. All of the unclaimed baggage goes there unclean baggage for more than forty countries. Oh is that right. Yes I WANNA go. And they do. And more than a million people visit it's for sale lost or unclaimed baggage. You can find ipads. There's there rolex watches and then you know there's a lot of like random so it's not like you you don't know what's in it and you bid on it you know you get it. They've gone through. And you know it's In Alaska I've I'm dying to see this. It's the abandoned igloos City Hotel The Guy who built it wanted to create a hotel experience for visitors all over the world. It has fifty eight rooms. That's a giant igloo. It's actually ice. No it's made of I guess cement but it was not up to building code standards by the time the Creator died in nineteen ninety nine and never was finished. People come and look at it from the outside. Alexey a picture of it. It's a giant egg that you say in. How Fun would that be? That's Alaska Arizona has the Turquoise Arch. Mcdonald's it's the only McDonald's in the country where the Golden Arches are gold. They're turquoise choir they allowed to do that I wonder Do they it was built in Arizona? Okay and so it's paying tribute to Yeah jewelry well answer. Don't Sedona city officials said you can't build a Mickey D's here and McDonalds compromised and they made her choice. Good for them In Arkansas. There's something called the mammoth Orange Cafe. They don't sell oranges they sell fried catfish. But it's just this giant or enshrine gigantic shaped like a big hat orange thing California has a place called Salvation Mountain. Do you know about this. Ever heard of never heard of it Salvation Mountain Has Bible verses and religious murals. It took twenty five years to build. It's a tribute to Christianity. And it's been in all sorts of things including the video for praying the cash Asong. Well it was in the movie into the wild. I don't remember seeing it in that part of California's in In the desert in the Desert Colorado has the world's largest fork like to see that Connecticut. Has You tell me you know about the giant frog bridge. No it's a five hundred foot bridge along the willamantic river in Connecticut. It has four eleven foot tall bronze frogs statues. I've never heard of it. I've been across the Willamette River. But you might know that. Delaware has the giant ignorance. Ignorance in. My Part of Florida has the world's largest entertainment. Mcdonald's Georgia has a tree that owns itself. it's a white oak in Athens. It was granted autonomy in the nineteenth century It owns the tree itself. Owns the eight foot plot of land? Hawaii has the world's largest hedge Hedge Maze Idaho. I know you're waiting for something to do with a potato right. And it's the world's largest beagle it's a bed and breakfast built to look exactly like giant Beagle Illinois has the world's largest bottle of Ketchup. Indiana has a giant pink elephant drinking a Martini. And when we did our RV crazy through that part of we made a pilgrimage to this very cruel so excited I've actually been to the elephant. You know that whole concept of the pink elephant that used to be used like in cartoons out of the nineteen fifties and guess. That's where it came from. Yeah like you. You're keeps bothering notes that they your father saw pink elephants lying. I I've seen it in magazine somewhere Have you this seems like a PM magazine kind of thing? Iowa has the hula-hoop tree It started out. Nobody really knows the origin of it but according to the locals After a storm a couple of Hula hoops landed in the branches and people thought it was funny and over the years more and more and more Hula hoops have appeared and now it's a tree covered in who I would like to see. Is the tree still living yeah? Kansas has the legendary world's famous largest ball of twine and people add twine to it every year at a festival called the twentieth on its in Cocker City. Kansas back in nineteen fifty three. It weighed five thousand pounds and people still add to it today. Is it outside yeah? Kentucky has the Florence. Y'All water tower located off the interstate in Florence Louisiana. Oh I've been to this. Louisiana has Nicolas Cage's future tomb which is built like a pyramid in one of our one of the famous cemeteries in New Orleans. Is that right? Yeah Kevin and I went. I said his future tune that we were in New Orleans and I was like we gotta go see Nicholas Cage. What is it say on the outside It has the Latin words Omnia AB- Uno which means everything from one so check this out so I thought that meant I'll do any movie. So we're in the famous New Orleans cemetery and we're looking at Nicholas Cage is future pyramid-shaped tune and a man was watching us. Who worked at the cemetery was watching us? Walk around it Came over and he. He introduced himself. I work here in New Orleans native. He said you'd be surprised at how often NICHOLAS CAGE HIMSELF COMES. And does he really? That's what he said. Yeah he's got a house. I think in every city in America so I could do that main as a giant boot sitting outside the I've seen that many times it's Bob and Sheri get Lamar's reduce and right to your phone. Just tight movie to eight eight eight. Bob Sherri Sherri has got them for you right now with some more really strange tourist stops where we're in Michigan now and this next one caused a wild rivalry between the towns of Charlotte Wa and traverse city. The world's largest Cherry Pie pan so Charlotte Wa. That's big sherry growing country right. There's nothing like Michigan Cherries and season Charlotte SWAB BUILT THEIR PIE pan. I nineteen seventy six. But then in nineteen eighty seven travers city said hold my Beer Charlotte Wa and they built their own giant Pie Pan that weighs twenty eight thousand pounds and now the two towns are Cherry Pie pan. War traverse city was just featured in Trip advisors I don't know ten cities that you probably have never visited. You should their articles like that and it's very cool. One of my favorite places in the world is mackinac island. Mary ever decide. You were GONNA try to go this year ago someday would let all right now. We COME TO MINNESOTA with the world's largest free free standing hockey stick. I know you were GonNa think I was going with the giant Paul Bunyan Statue Bemidji but no This is a gigantic hockey stick. That weighs ten thousand pounds so Mississippi has the big golden finger pointing to heaven. And that's because if it was in New Jersey. We'll be different in somewhere else right. Missouri has the world's largest gas pump really Montana. This surprised me. Montana has the garden of one thousand. Buddhists it's an Arleigh Montana and There are a phthalates over ten acres of land and there are a thousand statues of Buddha now. Did you expect different sizes Nebraska has car hands? I think a lot of people heard of stonehenge where the cars are buried. Yup is that on route. Sixty six the old route. Sixty six is that I think so I think it is. I don't know why I think it is in Nevada. If you're on the Nevada state route three seventy five There's only one landmark on a forty mile stretch of highway and this land. Marcus twelve miles away from area fifty one and all it is is a black male box. It's called the alien mailbox and if you open it you'll find letters addressed to the aliens from people from all over the world wonder who manages alien mailbox a single man who's still salty. That firefly is no longer on. The air. New Hampshire has the stairway to nowhere. It's off the road in the woods. Chesterfield it's the remains of a castle. That was their New Hampshire. The burn down in nineteen sixty two. And all that's left is the stairwell. Did you know about that? New Jersey Has Lucy. The elephant the famous wicker Rattan elephant on stories tall that was in Atlantic city new tickets to Margate purpose. It was a bath house at one time. Yeah that's what it was. And then it went into disrepair and then they were able to raise enough money to be able to Repair it and I think from not mistaken there was like it had a companion lucy the elephant that was also a bat house at one time or wasn't called. Lucy was called. I know I'd like to go into New Jersey Bath House shaped like an Elephant. That's made out of wood with other ban New Mexico. The world's largest pistachio nuts New York to make a cowboy North Carolina. The world's largest chest of drawers in North Dakota giant figures of Lewis and Clark Second Julia Ohio the famous Longaberger basket building. Oh Yeah I've seen that Oklahoma. The world's largest pop bottle or again the world's smallest Park Pennsylvania. The giant Coops Coffee Pot shaped building Rhode Island the world's largest big Blue Bug South Carolina. The big peach outside a gaffe South Dakota the corn palace. That is so fun and Mitchell. 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The Right Way to Eat Your Food! (Airdate 3.26.2020)

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The Right Way to Eat Your Food! (Airdate 3.26.2020)

"Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri. It is the Bob and Sheri Show. It's nice to be with you. Thank you very very much. We have been deprived of our actual remote microphones and we are speaking into computers. Directly to computers. Believe it or not and this is the first and we thank you for bearing with us here today so many things have changed and. I'm sure it's not just that's it's also in your world to and Sherry. I was very very surprised to hear that the Prince of Wales has contracted the disease. Yeah Prince Charles. At Age seventy one on and he is in seclusion he self isolated at Buckingham Palace or no. I'm sorry we're all at a staffer has also come down with it. And it's suspected that he may have got it at the same time that Prince Albert of Monaco did because they were together just a couple of weeks ago. Oh is that right. Oh that's that's new information for me there. How about that. That's very upsetting. I see that Camilla Does Not Habit and is not with him. She has separated from him physically. Right now right. Yeah and which probably makes sense because they would definitely both fall into the super vulnerable age group. He know what it got me to thinking so when I saw that news report in a I don't sleep anymore so I may have seen it at about one o'clock in the morning but when I saw that news report I thought. Wow this could be the thing that keeps Charles from ever being king. How do you mean because I mean we're going to be very hopeful that he A successfully goes through this. How how would that keep him from being? Kp does not successfully go through Willia- but let's let's entertain. I'm not wishing it on him own. The Queen is self isolated in Windsor. And I guess Prince Charles. Prince Philip is with her. It's just it's shocking and I think one of the reasons why you're seeing so many prominent people testing positive for this is because they are out in about in the world bullying shaking hands. They have exposure so many people like so many more than I mean you and I are out in the world but not to a fraction of the degree right like well it all. It also shows you how quickly This virus spread because obviously The Prince of Wales would not have been out in public area. If he was given a heads up. That can be dangerous in that. They have all of this property that they own you know thousands and thousands of acres throughout the United Kingdom. And you know they would have just retreated to one of those places but it just it just spreads so quickly that It got him so I guess he'll be isolated for a couple of weeks to three weeks. He apparently from what I read thirteen days since last seeing the Queen. So that would give you some concern for how sure potentially contagious. He might have been one of the things that this is doing for. All of us is making us into like almost twilight zone. Level Paranoid Germaphobe We had some groceries delivered and unlucky. I live in part of the world where you can get groceries delivered on like instagram. And I was very grateful for the service very thankful happy to pay whatever and we ordered some honey nut cheerios for the kids. And I'm wipe the boxes down with clorox and and then set them aside and then I thought wait a minute so I googled some stuff and it said. Take your food out of the package that it came in and discard the packaging. So today I had on the kind of gloves that Kevin uses when he at uses acid etch concrete rush an an a buck. Knife am fuck night bags of honey. Nut cheerios out of the cardboard and then tossing the cardboard out into the yard to fester. Until I'm finished working today and I did that. I said to myself you are finally as crazy as the neighbors always thought you were. You know you're as close to being a pioneer woman. Is you've ever been to doing that. I got the same thing in the front of our house. There are three Cloth bags that we took to the grocery store that we've just left out there Between the time we went to the grocery store last week we learned that This virus can stick unserved Mrs much longer than we thought at seventeen days. Yeah yeah and also also some bags. So it's starting to look like the clamp. It's live here right now but you know who cares at this point. It's okay and and speaking of looking like the campus and cleaning on one of our listeners. Shout her out Susan posted on her facebook the other day she said all those years. I've been saying that the reason my house wasn't clean because I didn't have the time turns out that wasn't the reason for as long as we can keep voices floating through the air to antennas. We have no idea whether what technical problems we're going to have today because the show just began. We're going to bring it to you. We've got morons in the news coming up with all kinds of stuff broadcasting from our four quarantine bunkers at least for this second right. Now this is Bob and Sheri get the Free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's bobbins chair. So this is Bob and Sheri and Maxon Todd and we're so glad to be along with you right now is Sherry just mentioned a few minutes ago. Who knows how long this will Stay up without the Internet crashing. But we're forging ahead just like you are at home. I got a lovely Email from my daughter alley who is still in still in college and it was a collection of some comments from some of our listeners. And they were just saying wonderful things in. I I was just so health So happy to see it and then I said well I'm GONNA I'm GonNa pass this along to Sherry. And then I realized because she responded that she actually got them from Things that you have posted already. So she's she's reading some of Your posts Can I read them to the audience? Here let let me do this The podcast playing in my ear. While I'm at work is the only thing getting me through the day. I'd be lost if they couldn't broadcast from home referring referring to all of us Beverly said have always loved Bob and Sheri and then Stacey chimed in they have podcast and then Stacey said Oh yes Another Stacey responded podcast of the show on Radio August is stuff not allowed on radio or too long on one topic and fun. Size is short discussions double hearts so our listeners. You know at that really said to me boy. Oh boy do they know what we do. are they really involved. Yes and Finally my one of my daughters understand what I do for a living. I was really like while I was awake. In the middle of the night looking at Buzzfeed in reading my horoscope I saw some of the comments people post and it just made me. I'm GONNA be honest. It just made me like Oh we know we do such a silly thing but People were saying feels a little more normal because it's part of their morning routine or their afternoon routine depending on where you listen to the show. So thank you for that and we had A. We had a close call in the wee hours before the sun was even up today. Maximum I thought we weren't even going to be able to get the show done because we were having so many technical issues. So we're gonNA treat each break. We're gonNA live each break boys like it's our last. We're going to be in the moment like all those memes and if stuff starts going Haywire I'm GonNa Rosaiah all day like that. But one of one of my favorite things that One of our listeners posted I think to the BOB and Sheri. Facebook was it had horoscopes. And so when you do a horoscope you always look at yours. I write so I looked at mine. And it said you'll be spending a lotta time around the house and we look at all of all upset the same fake. You know those those really lovely comments that Some of our listeners made about the show you say to yourself sometimes wealth you know we. We have an unusual career path. Were on a radio show and people can choose to listen to it so you know. We're a little bit different but I really don't think that's the case. Having just looked in watched reports on the news and looked at things online I think people are assessing their neighbors much the same way that they are the radio show. They're they're referring to somebody who drops off groceries or somebody who works in a grocery line Or somebody who is helping. A senior citizen are two elderly people. Living alone I think they're assessing all of the people who interact in their lives the same way They're assessing us. It's everybody has a different path and everybody has a different role to play. And all of these different roles are being appreciated. I think by Americans like perhaps never before I just hope that whatever's on the other side of this that we retain some of the things we've learned like wash hands and being kind of hard. I don't know I think I hope I really hope some of the skits repeating what I'm afraid of is that what is going to be retained by. My youngest child is that she no longer attends school and worse pajamas. You Max's running the whole thing with us to this is Bob and Sherri is Sharon tastes to the show Bob and Sheri Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and share. It's the Bob and Sheri Show and it is the Bob and Sheri Show Right now. Who knows what will happen. Seven minutes from now but thank you all for listening. I that everybody is dealing with one thing after another and tell you a little story of the first world problem but it kind of my heart here and I know that There are a lot of broken hearts in other houses all over the place so my youngest child was asked to Prom and she already picked out her dress. We found it online because she dances and whereas like stage makeup and sparkle costumes Lexington. She could walk for Prom. She wanted this really lake. Kind of a throwback Hippie Boho kind of girl look you know her hair down and loose minimal makeup very very simple dress and she picked out address and we found it and it was on sale and it was a great deal and we ordered it and arrived and she tried it on and it was perfect. It was the right length. It was the right color. She was so excited. Showed me how she was going to do. Her hair could not wait to go to her prom as the youngest and the child in a family where we have like nine kids. She's been waiting for for a long time. Well problem of course has been cancelled and in the big scheme of things people sick people. Dying healthcare workers not having adequate equipment. This ain't nothing to even look at but I heard her crying herself to sleep in cancel all as a period It just broke my heart because I've been calling my kids along like everybody else with. Hey you know. Let's look on the bright side and here's some good things and look at you getting wrestling. You don't usually get look. Look we're all hanging out together and you're learning how to bake but listening to that kid crying herself to sleep. Yeah you guys. It just unbidden and I know it's a small thing and I know that we'll get past it you still you still. I mean I'm listening to you. Tell the story you still feel for her. Even though it's something that you know down the road it'll be a little bit of a blip in her memory but still with with children things like that are so much bigger and she still a child. You Know Oh yeah I mean. I think about because I'm seeing now on facebook and instagram. I'm seeing happy social distancing eighth birthday matty and it's an eight year old student. Loan with key Click. You Laugh and you cry at the same time and this is just where we are okay. It's where we are but as a as a mom you know what I'm seeing. These things happening seeing weddings being canceled. Although did you guys see that windy? Irwin Steve Irwin's daughter. Mayor got married like just right before the Australian government banned weddings. Did see that yeah. She's twenty one. Her New husband twenty three. I know a lot of people would say they're too young. Oh all bets are off. We live in a world like live your life and be happy. You know the thing about Caribbean DOT COM it. It's very difficult to put into a reflection about how that's bad and yet it's been worse for others because kids. They don't look at history the same way perhaps an adult. Does you know. I've seen so many documentaries about what especially the people in England went through during the Nazi bombing. The sirens would go off in London and people would have to go out of their homes in head to subways and just pray to God that the subway did not get hit in. They were not buried alive. And so you can imagine the proms and birthdays. And anniversaries in all sorts of things were upended for those people and you know for for adults to be able to say. Well it's it's bad that you didn't go to your prom but think about children. England went through when people were not only told to stay inside but we're told to go underground while explosions happened just above their head. You know you can see in the eyes of a child. Perhaps they're taking it in but it still doesn't resonate because it just seems like a movie. You're so right Bob and I've I vividly like I have not lost touch with my own fifteen sixteen year old self and I know how disappointing that would be. No you don't want to be the youngest child in a family of older kids because I will tell you what her sister said and get me because it's dark here we go. Are you ready? Stop it it's not like you're in frank you'll go to another problem though. My breath took off running and hasn't come back. I'll tell you I'll tell you I understand. Karen is reaction to but I'm very impressed with a Libya's historical knowledge and actually her being able to download bed knowledge instantaneously. Well he know that. My kids are Weirdos like I am but wait till it's the other one's turn to have a disappointment and let's see if she has that same per se as her sister pointed out. You've gone to prompt twice so for all the kids out there. That are disappointed and sad. I feel you and it is the point and say hey listen I got to go to prominent. I was disappointed. Amen Yeah tell her that Max. Shall we pause here for like from on the news? This is Bob and Sheri. It's morons in the news. Here's Bob and Sharon all right here. We go morons in the news and we're starting off. We have to go back in history a little bit here and some of you may remember this back in October of two thousand eighteen to forty five year old guy whose name is Robert Dannatt and a thirty five year old guy named Cayman Wooten both from Washington City Utah. They competed together in a bass fishing tournament. Now the top prize was pretty good. Twenty five hundred dollars for catching the five heaviest fish in two days after Robert and came and turned in their fish on the first day. They were in second place but they were soon disqualified because the tournament officials noticed their best did not look like any of the ones. Other people have been catching quote. They had little heads and fattier bodies indicating a different Diet. And they had red fins which indicated they'd gone under stress. Yes it turned out Robert came had smuggled in precourt bass from a reservoir a different part of Utah. That was a long investigation because of this country we don't put up any. Hanky Panky with Bass tournaments last week. Book guys were charged. Listen to this with felony bribery or threat to influence a contest. Who who is a prime plus misdemeanor? Wildlife charges and they could get each of them of two years in prison. Hell wants to go to prison for Rigging Up Bass Fishing tournaments and twenty. Five hundred dollars is some money but not much good Lord. Our rule was you didn't cheat fishing. You just lied about how well you did afterward. That is the rule that was the heads up. Everybody today's more of the day comes to us from Marshfield Wisconsin. I WANNA shout out all of our listeners in the Marshfield Wausau area. She was at the festival foods grocery store last weekend and the store manager whose name is Marty was sanitizing and disinfecting. All of the freezer door handles at the grocery store well. She saw him doing that so she locked eyes with him and began licking the door handle. Oh she is fifty three years old and said this was her protest against Corona virus. My assumption is that she thinks the corona virus is a big old media hoax licking the door handles to prove that there ain't nothing to be scared of know-how okay so. Let's just pause for a moment here. I know we're not a political show and we're not a controversial show but let's just pause for a moment here. I just have to say she is a horrible American. Here's what I want to say about her. And this has nothing to do with politics or controversy lady. I don't care if it's a regular Tuesday in the month of May and the entire world is at peace. She do in Lincoln a grocery door handle that is GONNA get. You are going to GET TRENCH MOUTH ORGAN. Stick you are discussing. Please go home and lock yourself away. I don't care what kind of pandemics are are not happy. I just don't understand anybody even can think about doing something like that. Bob. There's no amount of money. Let's set aside. The whole world is at peace. Everyone's healthy there are no more infectious diseases. That cure cancer. There is no amount of money till I handle in a public place. How about you same thing? I mean there's no other diseases are germs or anything. It's so gross. The people that have touched it. I mean I get the corona virus. What are you doing putting your mouth parts on grocery to work more on? We've got video text. The word more on right now to eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven we will send this directly to your phone and when you do that you're automatically registered to win our very own Bob and Sheri people make me sick hand sanitizer and bloody it. Sounds like you need it in Marshfield Wisconsin. Today that is morons in the news. This is Bob and Sheri. 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There are many many struggles but you know things are being done and things are changing and bid companies as a matter of fact stepping up net flicks is launching a one hundred million dollar Corona Virus Fund. Which actually works out to one dollar for every documentary it has about serial killers watching tiger king. Oh my Gosh Noble. I'm hearing about it. Tell tell me about why it's so good. I talked about the podcast. Joe Exotic a few months ago on the show. Tiger King is a Netflix documentary about this guy named Joe Exotic who is who was an Aficionado of big cats and he had a zoo in Oklahoma and his rival Carol Bascom who runs a big cat rescue sanctuary in Florida and his hired Hitman contract killing attempt on her life to get rid of her as a rival he is. He's like something. Danny McBride made up while really really high. He's it's hard to believe he's a real person. It's hard to believe. This is a real story. Every single twist is more shocking than the one before every bit of it's true you'll watch it with your jaw hanging on the floor. Slits women is this documentary or is documenting. Yeah True Story. Yeah okay so colorful. He actually ran for governor in the State Oklahoma and lost. But of course that's he he's just known everywhere and I could not turn this off in seven seven episodes and it is every time you end one episode. You're like there's no way it could get better and then the next episode. You're like old Michael. God and everyone involved is nuts and even the most same person Carol Bascom she seems the most sane also seems a little crazy and like okay. Her first husband died under very mysterious circumstances. They never found the body right todd. Well we're we're not even sure if he's really he just disappeared. He's gone. They've never he's never been heard of again. Nobody's turned up. There's a moment in. Tiger King Were Carol. Talks about you know if you wanted a big cat to eat a body you would pour sardine oil on it. I in that moment you'll find yourself in your living room looking around Lake Carol. How would she know that? It's so unbelievably czar shocking and true. You know what this sounds like it. Have you watched McMillan's I started it? I'm not very I'm not very far in your jaw. Drops with that with what? These people did to to Bogus Lee win the McDonald's monopoly game. It's said that the I haven't seen the final episode but I couldn't stop watching. It was so interesting. Checkout Tiger King do that I have some other news on the virus. Gwyneth has said we should spend quarantine time learning a new language which I think is a good idea of millions of Americans have seen that post. An all responded saying I'm going to learn to say shut up Gwyneth in front. So she's doing report Sherry. I'm going to share something next in the next break. That is a response to people like. Gwyneth telling us to take up painting or learn a new language or really really improve your shot soon massage techniques on your partner good. I know that the four of us spent yesterday about fourteen hours staring at our computers in dark rooms. I learned a new language. There's only about five words in it but boy can I share something? That's going to make you feel better about not making your own bread and learning new language. Teaching your cat to walk on two legs. I'm GonNa make you feel better about that next. It's Bob and Sheri get the Free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sherri Sherri maximum todd broadcasting from our four quarantine bunkers. And if it seems like we're talking fast today that's because we don't realize that we're doing it. We're talking really fast too. We can give you the show before we lose all of our technology. It's true she's Nice. She's not kidding. Entire delivery systems of the Internet have gone down sporadically throughout the United States and in one of those areas was ours for a while. So we're We're just crossing our fingers that we get through each and every Entertainment section NASA like maniacs. We think if we talk really fast that we can get the show done before we lose our our connection but one of our listeners. deemed me on instagram and shared something with me. That a counseling center in San Francisco. Post it and it just. It made me feel so much better about everything at time when you know. People like Gwyneth. Paltrow was Bob was mentioning or suggesting that we use quarantined to learn a new language. I I have friends who've been laid off. They're using quarantine to figure out how to learn how to eat their spare t shirts okay. Not Learning Arabic. this counseling center. Put something out that I think is really powerful and I'll share this on our facebook Things you don't have to do during this crisis. You don't have to be your most enlightened self or learned to meditate. Take up a new hobby or write a book. Read all the books or open an online store or seamlessly transitioning your job to online work or become the equivalent of a professional teacher or enriched children's lives with new knowledge cook exquisite meals. Or get into your best physical shape or feel grateful for your time with your family or feel grateful for the time to do things it is okay to just be surviving right now. I think that's really wise. I do one one one of the most interesting quotes that I read and I wish I could tell you who I attributed to was the and I think you liked it too Couple of days ago where old Thought came to light by a person who is a news commentator and he said this person said most of Man's in that means men and women of course. Most of Man's problems began because we can't sit in a room and be quiet and I think that's very very true and perhaps during this period we will learn to occasionally at least sit in a room and be quiet because when you sit in a room and you're quiet you sometimes will reflect on things about how you behave What what your needs truly are and so on rather than just getting all wrapped up in you know who the next bachelor is going to be I agree with that in you know. I would like to have that opportunity like a lot of people I think. Probably like most people who have transitioned to working at home. That transition has been difficult. Not because I don't have a corner of my house to work in or because my dog is barking but because it turns out it's really difficult to do the Bob and Sheri Show from a cardboard box in my. It's true and so on the other day I guess it was. What night was it Tuesday night Tuesday night? I finally came out of my room because long after the show was done. We were still trying to figure out how to find a better way. And we were editing. Doing all this stuff trying to fix it. Because you've just had so many problems we policies to you the audience for that I came out and I must have looked like a crazy person and my husband said you haven't eaten today. I don't want food. I mean I was just filled with frustration and rage. I would love some of this. Quiet meditating staring out the window learning my new language time when it speaks south. Wouldn't you Max? I bet you would. Yeah I would. I don't like sitting in a quiet room because my negative self talk. It gets really loud during. I need the noise. I'm opposite of that. I need the noise. I need to go out and walk and do something else guys. I mean I haven't left my house. Stephen Walk the dog down the driveway in the since this week began. Because this is just so crazy. Max Girlfriend sent me a picture that she took it like midnight of Max sitting at his computer surrounded by other computers with Schnauzer in his lap. And this is a guy that gets up in about three hours and start the show again. I need my. I need my fine celebrities who are learning to surf and who are cooking Vegan. Eggplant soup to put a sock in it for just a little bit. What do you think now? I agree with you I'll tell you what happened. Yesterday I decided to not do what I was forcing myself to do. Which is to get up. Take a shower shave. You know coal my hair and put on some clean clothes. I decided just to get up and put on whatever I was walking around the house in last night so basically sweat pants and a t shirt and I didn't. I wish I had done this. I didn't have my haircut When I should have I I forgot and so my hair is longer than it normally is and it's getting longer every day and the day that I got up I didn't even look at myself. Brushed my teeth. My hair is getting long from overnight. Stood up straight and my wife came in and she said Oh my God. I'm married to lyle. Lovett. Lyles a very talented man. I think we've had him on the show but he does have a distinct hairstyle and I went and looked in a mirror after of being upper a couple of hours. Oh my God I did Knob. I will tell you that today right now is the first day that I got up and just threw a hoodie on red. Headed out to the kitchen. Kev was spending so mickey some breakfast before it started. I came out to the kitchen. He looked and he said not taking shower known to tire. We said because every single day I've gotten up shower. Got Dressed err on the really made an effort Fred Day. I look like Lyle Lovett break grand. Need to talk to weather. No matter what we look like. It's radio we'll be back. It's Bob and Sheri get Lamar's reduce and right to your phone just type movie to eight eight eight Bob Sherry is the Bob and Sheri. Show and when you are talking fast because we're actually able to bring you the show right now. We still have figured out how to get a phone call in here but we want to hear your quarantine stories so you can leave us a voicemail message at eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I or you can Talk back message on our APP which is free and Google play and the itunes store or you can shoot us a dam at B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com and speaking of reaching out to us Ron Ron a Thomas. Fleming deemed me on twitter and said that we should ask our listeners to either text us or DM their best feel good escape been shows like no walking dead. It's gotTa be friends or the office or parks and REC has got to be something that makes you feel good. I think that's a great suggestion. So what are you binging? That is a pick me upper. Let us know on one of our socials. I'm not really binging anything at this point but I I understand what he asks. I think that's a really good idea to pull up. Positive things to look at. I'm just going to be honest. I'm going way way back with some old. Tv shows and old movies. I don't know why they're even even the action shows. Even the crime shows were not quite as Had the as as they're produced today now. They're less realistic. Like I was looking at One of the coolest actors ever to walk the face of the Earth Steve McQueen. Can we all agree that Steve McQueen is really a cool guy watched some movie that he was in the Kevin? Really likes some previous imprison. Anyway go by watch the Cincinnati kid which I have all that. I saw that the other day to did you see that. Yeah where he was. He was a card shark. He was a card shark and he was playing. I didn't see the very end so I don't how it ended. I for whatever reason I had to do something else. But he's going up against Edward G. Robinson the famous gangster actor out of the Nineteen Forties Nineteen Thirties. He was his nemesis and it was just really fun to see this really cool guy with a cool clothing which actually his clothing kind of fit the way men dress today tight pants and a short cropped hairdo and so. I've been really interested in in a show old movies like that and I have to be honest. I've been watching the Andy Griffith show because it's just so simple it's so well done and it's so funny. My husband came in and told me something that happened on my three sons. And that's where we are today. That's show that most of the audience doesn't even know what you're talking about. I I don't even know the premise of my three sons. I understand that liking your classic Disney cartoons. Something has happened to mom and she's gone skeet. She's gone that's right and he brings in. That show was on probably ten or fifteen years before you were born And I think it was. It was Fred macmurray. Who is a leading man actor and he picked up a gig being the father to three boys who he was helped up by cranky old uncle. Wasn't that the The premise of that show. Yeah that's that's what it works on one of the. It's on like Antenna TV. I predict I that before. It's all over F troop is going to resurge as a hit can I? Can I tell you a fascinating? Fact about my son's yeah that later there was an actress who they brought in another kid sees us in. The boy started to grow up so they brought in another kid or name was dody and the woman who played that part is Leaf Garrett's sister and in fact. She was sort of the breadwinner in the family until Leif Garrett started making money. You're you're you're Leif Garrett Knowledge. I'm dazzled so he had a sister who's in the business too. Yeah that's right. Yeah so they took a turn with my three sons. They brought a daughter in towards the end. It's kind of like when they brought Oliver at the end of the Brady bunch kind of jumped the shark. Yeah this town that all these kids were walking around with Uraba where does with what is with the entire Hollywood entertainment industrial complex. What have mother's done do you people that none of us are allowed to survive in your story. I think that we started by Disney. Probably at Disney Disney knew something. Disney understood something like the true nature fairytales. What is the worst most visceral fear? That child has some happening to their mother and look at look at band. Andy Right I mean. Bambi is probably Ground Zero for that. Yeah of Course Disney. Disney did not help the case of stepmothers one iota either won't know Ho you're right you're very very right on so anyway That's a great idea. I hope people will Let us know what. Feel good things They're looking at. That's a very positive thing because you know whatever you put into your head Stays there right. Yup we can take a break care if you'd like all right. This is the Bob and Sheri show get the Free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri we really celebrating some heroes that have long-deserved celebration. Healthcare Workers Grocery store clerks truckers. The people that are keeping US Fed and safe and well throughout this corona virus quarantine and teachers. I feel like teachers do not get a fraction of the respect. They deserve on a good day but teachers have really shown themselves to be Caro- ick there's a town in Texas on Frisco Texas and the teachers at one of the elementary schools there got together and they drove through the neighborhoods where their students live in parade formation cheering and shouting and waving to cheer the kids up. You Guys WanNa hear a little bit of what that sound. Let's hear the If you've got it Video gave me the goosebumps. I'm going to post it up on our facebook so everybody else I love. I love it. I do feel sorry for the elderly man. That's been up all night in finally fell asleep in the neighborhood. But it'd be nice really touched me. Lean that really was. I stumbled across that video and my middle of the night surfing. I broke out and like that. Chivalry feeling that you get. And then he's got all like teary. You know what it reminded me of. It reminded me of the feeling that the country had For a period of time right after nine eleven. You know there there. There is so many things that people were doing to comfort. You know fellow Americans. That is a great example. The example of how to behave. But this is the BOB and Sheri. Show so let's flip it on the other side and talk some dirt about some really selfish people for a moment. Can we do that? S A hotel in. Switzerland has launched a quote luxury. Quarantine Package Unquote. You can get things like corona virus testing for five hundred dollars and around the clock nurse care for four thousand eight hundred dollars a day. Well it's nice. If it's nice to have money you have it. I guess you know you know you can go ahead and seen. Have you guys seen this mean? That's really dark. Are you ready? Hold on here. We go the easiest way to get tested for. The Corona virus is to call on a celebrity. And then wait and see if they have it. Oh God what kind of troll comes up with that because those are the those people seemingly have no trouble getting tested. Yeah Yeah you're right. Well I mean I think that's the minority. Wouldn't you agree that most things that are going on right now are positive between? I'll say that I'm looking for the positive. So I'm finding the positive neighbors in Milwaukee put on a bunch of inflatable T. Rex costumes and Organiz the dinosaur parade. They stayed six feet away at all times marched through the town to cheer people up especially kids. That's the coolest married. Has One of those T. Rex costumes. We picked up Hampton one day while she was wearing it just absolutely embarrassed the heck out of him but I wouldn't you love to see that. Welcome bye see that. Oh you know what else I saw. That was funny. I'll find it if I if I can find it again. I'll post this too Some graphic artists took classic album covers like Abbey Road and fluid macrumors and Blondie and a whole bunch of other classic iconic albums and Photoshop them with social distancing. Oh that's funny. It's so clever. Let me find that and I'll post up. I think I saw the the Abbey road cover. You know that had all the Beatles walking across the street and they had them all with grocery carts full of toilet paper speaking of the album rumors. I haven't heard Harry styles new album but evidently as stevie nicks enamored with it and said that it was his rumors album. Which is that's quite a compliment. It is we've got about twenty seconds here. You are listening to the Bob and Sheri Show. 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Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sherri Sherri Show. Thank you so much for being with us for different locations and we're actually having a good time despite the fact that We're not staring at each other. We talk about food a lot on the show. It's one of the three big things it's Food why our spouses won't be more affectionate to us. And what's the third one share the Song Joe? Lean her son. Joe Lean Right. And how people have Ron Dennis and so I'm going to go back to the big one food for just a moment and we really been talking about food a lot. Since this virus thing has started. I found the Sun buzzfeed eight foods and the way people eat them. Are you in the majority of the way people eat these foods and we're going to start off with a sandwich? What is the best way to cut it down the middle or diagonally? I kind of. It's kind of fun to have triangles diagonally. Yeah eighty percent of Americans. Do It diagonally and I do too. That's that's exactly right. Do you eat pizza flat or do you fold it flat. It depends you always on the it. Depends it depends on. What would he meant? It depends on how the slice is but I usually will fold it you. Yeah no no. You're the minority. Only thirty one percent of people like to folded. Im with Sherry. I eat it flat. What don't bust on me about it. I'm in the minority here. You're not a true New Yorker. There's pizza I mean the problem with folding it you eat it you eat it in half the time if you fold it what are you some sort of a bear flowed last because you know you only get so much of it. What Tony Pizza? You'll want to get it in. It's it's like a sandwich then. It's not really like you're eating pizza. You're one of the delights is sort of like tearing it with your teeth a little bit. And you taste that Mozzarella Max as the pointer taught us. We like a man with a slow hand holding his pizza and swallowing. That's with that. I'm talking about pizza. Jerry for things. Worse Tony Minero. Why are your throat like that Cherry? Which are you never really know a person do? I'll tell you this quarantine showing us. I'll tell you what trump when I was a kid at school. I don't know why but we had like twenty three minutes for lunch when I was in Catholic school. And it's like you just sat down and you ate it really faster you move on and I carried that on for the rest of my life. You know what you're forgiven you're forgiven because you are exactly right. What was with that whole deal? That attend forty-five you were marching to lunch. And you got twenty three minutes. I mean that's like a prison truly todd yet and it will also Max Max and I were the babies in the family so you had to grab your pizza needed as fast as you can if you wanted to ask. I don't WanNa hear it Bob. Because you know you're a man that can eat a whole pizza by himself so by sharing a pizza with you I would have to fold it and eat it fast. Thank you so that implies very negative things you battery what. Actually I take that statement back. If I was eating pizza with you I would have to have my own pizza because you would share with me. I don't WanNa Watch with a view because one of them is stuffing it down his throat. Water your old over there. Okay you just take me. This is why eat lunch alone. Okay let's get back to. How do you eat these things What is the best way to eat an apple slice it up or just buy into it? I have a core. I like to use my core by the way somebody sent me A. Dm The other day and they were talking about the fact. That bobby hadn't been able to eat out in a while and Said I wonder how many Apple Skis Court. Since he's been quarantined. I don't think he's court a single. Why don't think he's not at all? I'd hate that court. I bought it Williams sonoma which I like very much as the store and it's a piece of crap it just doesn't work well. I bought mine at the dollar tree and it works every day. I DON'T WANNA headline not only. Does anyone shares pizza? But he just insulted. You're dollar Tree Apple Corey game. That's okay that's okay. All right worked back to. How do we ate things? Do you put ketchup on your fries or on the side for dipping on the silent aside. We're not apes. Come on catch up with my fries you don't ever are. You don't like Japan frogs. Why are you hitting Ketchup Fraser good was solved in. That's all you need. Listen you're eating. Some fried carbohydrates. Add sugar in there. Come on thank you. Thank you for being sensible Max What is the Best Brownie? The corner piece or the Middle Peace Amid Horner the mortar base corner. Well that's true The corner is what most Americans say. But here's what I say. There is no good piece of a Brownie Brownies. Raw is wrong with you. Nothing your line mouth. I don't like them at all. Sure somebody who Brownie Brittle Macintosh. Yes that is that is really good. That is the devil's own crack. I can't believe that's legal. That stuff is amazing. What is it Brownie Brittle? It's a bag. It's the imagine the very top most crunchy rich chocolate deep. Buttery goodness of a Brownie. Now fill whole bag with big crisp squares of that and then go to bed and your underwear and just eat the whole thing in the crowd. You are really turning on some men out there. I mean not a not a large portion but you really got this one group I think. Hey I've always been specializing need to take a break. I Dunno more of these but we need to take a break. This is the Bob and Sheri Show. It's a sharable taste to the show. Bobbins Sherry Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri. Hello their friends and you are friends. This is the BOB and Sheri. Show Max Todd with you were four different locations and we are talking right now about. How do you eat certain popular things? We've gone through a pizza. Hide Slices Sandwich. The best way to eat an apple. You put catch up on your fries the best Brownie and we have three left. I want to go through and we're going to start off with string cheese. Do just peel the string cheese or you do you bite it in as a whole chunk If I were to eat it I probably would peel it just because it would be fun that way tied. I just fight it. I just fighting to it but it depends if I'm if I'm in a playful mood then I'll pull the string cheese apart but most of the Times. I just opened the package and just eat it. What do you mean a playful mood was? Choose if I've just kind of like you know. Candidates is walking around the kitchen doing some knowledge. But if I'm into that Europe is your girlfriend gender. I'd like to ask more about this with stored cheese. Unfortunately she's been quarantined to her own place. So now oh seven. Oh. I didn't realize that you're not seeing each other. We Are we are but we keep it. You know six feet apart as we go you know. Oh you yeah you know what? Todd you're keeping it six feet apart with her the last six feet under so. It's a new day. You know it's really delicious. I bet most people haven't tried this I don't know if it's an every supermarket but the ones that I go to have it it's It's a piece of cheese like a little tube cheese with wrapped around it. There's like eight sticks and then it's packaged and I know it has enough. You know sodium for you know. An infant to snow ski down but It's so delicious I I've had that I've seen that in this. Have you had that? God loved party not that long ago when we still win. People still had parties over ostler listeners of actually touched each other eight food out of the same bowl. I have that in my refrigerator right now because you win. Everybody was hoarding at the grocery stores. I made a decision to go to the wine store. 'cause like one of the grocery stores where we live by also owns a wine store and they have some groceries in the back area. There and I grabbed as much as I could because I knew if I tried to go to a regular grocery store we get anything so I grab some of those just in case that was fury smart on your port. Fear was smart. What I'm doing all right. Let's go back to the list. How do you eat these things? What's the right way to eat a popsicle to lick it or to bite you? Bite it. Yeah I have a bite it yeah I. I think that that I lick it. You know if it's really a frozen one and then bite it. I mean I don't WanNa Bite it. If it's really you know hard bite it when it's really hard liquor until it just starts to get a little bit melty and then. I bite it okay. Let's move along because I know where this is going to be ending up and let's go to our final one. Do you eat a Bagel one. Half at a time or do you put the two halves together and eat it like sandwich. Well I would eat it as a sandwich if it was a sin. Some things it between the two halves but to toast a Bagel and then stuff the whole thing into my mouth. That's what people who have rabbit metabolism's who can eat whatever they want if you give me carbohydrate of any kind I gotta make that thing last not gonna just shove the thing my mouth. What about you The BAGEL STORE. They generally cut it in half and I like it that way but if I'm making one at home with cream cheese or something on it. It's kind of more like a Sandwich. I guess just because it's convenient you know what I heard about bagels. The not mean to cause problems for anybody who sells them. Put My Mike my son-in-law Disa- cardiologist and he said eating a Bagel like eating a donut. It's it's a delicious. We have to break okay on that happening community took its Bob and Sheri. It's stuff you won't hear on the show. It's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bobbins Sheri's Robert Sherry and for the moment Sherry is away dealing with some technical issues and I may have to jump away to deal rib eight technicians. Who is coming to my house to make sure that we keep this thing on the air. So we're kind of roving it as we go along. We're not alone. I was watching one of the news channels and Yonkers said yesterday our Bari. If I if I drop out please understand Will move somebody in from another studio so it's just kinda crazy doing with us. Despite all of that is our very good friend. Lamar Lamar how are you? I'm good but how about yourself? Everything's everything's working. Yeah Good Oh you are still working. Yeah Yeah Budweiser I mean. That's it's it's a it's a half to. I mean Garcia stores and convenience stores gas stations in in that kind of stuff to the bars are are shut down But other than that we're wide open. Why so in a situation like this for new listeners Who Know The back story of Lamar? Lamar runs a budweiser distributorship. And what is it like in on the? We've never had this situation before. But what's it like when there is Something that's very serious in the nation are well like you say this is completely different than we've ever had first thing we did was. We only have as many people here as we have to have our salesmen they. They don't come in they take. They've they've taken their company cars. They get up in the morning. They drive to the places that they get orders and that kind of stuff and then they drive home All that we have one person Receptionist that she is in office the rest of the office staff is working from home so nobody comes here unless they absolutely have to pick something up now the drivers and stuff of course and the warehouse. So we're we're loading the trucks and then guys come in. They go out. They come back in. But we've got as many people not here as we can possibly be and still be working but as far as sales go. They've actually doubled. I totally totally believe that and of course. Budweiser is the number one selling beer in the United States. Yes Oh gee how? That's the case. I I really feel like the same people that are buying the toilet paper. They're buying the beer. I swear it's it is it. Is it really caught us off guard the first the first couple of days and this is for two weeks. It has been doubled now. Surely it's going to when I say I'm talking about it's March and we're selling June July volume right now off while it's amazing you think you're sort of level off after a while after a while but people stay home if you've got people at home and they're not working then they're doing stuff around the house or whatever they're they're in it gives them more time gives them more consumable time into when all the bars are closed. Of course. Yeah so yeah very good. Will you be safe understand? I will cake. We'd go ahead and take a break. Now Bob Bob and it's a sharable taste to the show Bob in Cherry Fund size. Get it now on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob in. This is the BOB and Sheri. Show and we are coming to you from four different locations. It's so strange because I'm spent most of my life leading into a microphone and now I'm leaning into part of my computer. The part where Berry said point point his way she says points your mouth to the left top of your computer because she knows what kind of a I'm using a Mac book that that my wife has because it just works with this set up for an I hate it. I just hate it. And I didn't know where the MIC was but Doug Sherry did so it's just weird to be staring at a talking at screen. I'm sure that's not the first person in the world to ever do that. But that's that's how it set up and the other word thing is. We have headphones here each other. And I'm used to wearing these Sony headphones in you know there's one on one ear in one or the other but you you can't hear yourself. You can only hear other persons at so. I got like putting. Yeah Yeah I've got one headphone on halfway on one ear and the other one off it's just on my head and I'm listening to my voice. Not In the headphones will we are never as we've established we will never win an AP and National Association of Broadcasters Marconi Award. But yesterday I submitted us for an apple iphone award because the least likely thing in the history of the world happened. Yesterday Bob was having problems with his macbook and so I face time Tim and using our phones we looked at each other screens and I walked him through. Resetting what he needed to be able to do the show today and we did that on facetime and I have to tell you if we don't get like a golden iphone for that opening will seriously. Here's here's the great thing. I actually paid attention. Good job today. I did it all by myself. What do you think about that? You know what that teaches us that teaches us that someone could be doing this all along. If he hasn't. Why did you have to say that that kind of bums me out because you know? I just don't want to think that I could have you know attention in school. They would have said something like this on your report card. Bob Is loaded with potential. He would apply himself. What do you mean would have if they kept my report cards? You're going to see that that's true. I found I found one of My report cards when I went through some stuff that my sister sent me that she kept My mother had. They didn't say very much but they they saved Something like the half a dozen pictures that I hadn't seen before and a report card from the fifth grade and I had very good grades and but the teach. It wasn't really a slap in the face with the teacher. I think she felt she had to say something. I'm going to look at it that way. She had to say something. That was a little bit. Negative was along the lines of if Bob engages himself a bit more aggressively. He'll be amazed at what he could do. Or something along those lines. What did what did you as a child when you got that news. What did that mean to you? I can't remember. I don't think it meant anything back in fifth grade and sixth grade. I was kind of a really good student. I was engaged. Everything was fine are like was very stable. It wasn't until we started moving every year seemingly sometimes twice a year. The things kind of went off the track for me. My report cards always said the obvious Sherry will not stop talking to her neighbors. Hey they should wait for adulthood. I put an end to that so true so true and the other one that I got was sherry rushes through her work. She would make fewer mistakes if she paid more attention. And you know what's hysterical is. Cara me is the same way. She rushes through work. I'm a stay. Is that right. Yeah but you were. You were a very good student. Though weren't you I was. I was a student because I knew that school was my only parachute out of where I was. It's interesting how some people not all look for that. You know like back in the I was reading the history of the United States in the early part of the last century and people who grew up tough neighborhoods like in New York City in a tough tough neighborhoods. The way for a guy to get out to really kinda get something was to become a boxer and then like thirty years later the way for a guy to get out with become a drummer or a singer or songwriter. And I think today what would that be? Would it be somebody who can write code an athlete or an athlete yet? Still an athlete yet but back. Then you know. The money was not big for playing basketball or baseball back. Back in the nineteen thirties and forties. Based even the best baseball players will often sell cars during the winter to make our but Bob. You're saying that back plan being a prizefighter was yeah more so more so than other sports. That's interesting I mean it's still true. You can still make a killing as a boxer. I wonder why back then. Boxing was so was such a ticket to wealth and other sports weren't what what is that. Maxine might know that there must be some explanation for why what Sherry. I'm sorry for why. Boxing was a path to riches back in the day and the other sports like baseball and football one boxing boxing was really more at the forefront of sports back then than it is today it's sort of an afterthought as compared to today and for the country for a lot of boxers they would follow their country's best boxer and that was a big deal. It really was kids. Bob and Sheri used to be that if we want to talk to our listeners We had to turn the phone on just during the hours of the regular Bob and Sheri. Show and then sometimes company worked for. Wouldn't pay the phone bill. And we wouldn't even know that we didn't have a Bob and Sheri Fund so we made some changes around here. We keep that. Bab Way on twenty four seven you can reach out anytime and we love to hear from you at eight. Eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I. Or if you're Kinda shy you condemn us on facebook to an email bob and Sheri Dot Com. Grab our APP free in Google play in the apple APP store? She just talk back message. Because that's all we want to talk to you and listen to you. It's the Bob and Sheri show every weekday all around the country and available if Ivan Cherry Dot Com. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast and now from our bunker studios quarantine along with you. It's Bob and Sheri thank you very much. Thank you very much Max v. Am I still on? Yeah you're you're on. Yeah Okay I WANNA make sure okay. I just want to thank you for that. Wonderful You had a very nice Orange juice with you sherry and I are both at remote locations sharing some bloody marys. It's my third how `bout used Ditto. Bob And I'm just going to be honest if things are going to continue this way. They skull base some drinking more honest to God. We're kidding about that. People have to be careful. You know you've got to be day. Drinking is not a good thing so people. I know to be careful. The memes I saw was well. I'm heading out to get a two week supply of wine for the third time. This week. No Y. relatable. I not long ago that everybody wants to be in show business and this is really proving that they do and some folks actually are very funny comedy writers. Don't you think share I do? Some people are just naturally gifted that way. All right. So I'm GonNa give you a something a little bit different here. This is the Bob and Sheri Drone Update Right. Nfl Star. I wish I had a drone I wish I I wish I could control one. Nfl Star. Alex la I'm not a NFL. Guy La Femme. The oh I think of the L. A. F. F. A. L. O. How would you pronounce that? Say That expel it again. F. A. L. O. Lafia of floppy. Oh what does that sound right sure? Sure Heads Fluffy. Oh you know I should have asked you this before. That third bloody Mary Listen to this with the La Kings. Right he sent some toilet paper to his teammate. Jeff Carter by drum. That is so sweet. That is so sweet. I saw a guy saw video. I don't think it was real though but it was somebody walking their dog. The dog's leash was attached to a drone and the drone was walking the dog. Now it was a very very small dog and it was a commercial sized drone but it still seems unlikely that that drone would have the capability to walk your dog like that now. This is coming from a handful of people that are doing this. Show V speakerphone. Maybe we shouldn't be discussing. What a drones capacities are. Just watch people. I do not want people walking their dog with a drone that guy. Yeah that that doesn't sound like a good thing. That does is not a good idea are. Here's my next door on star. This is really sway. A guy in Brooklyn New York use the drone to deliver his phone number to a woman he saw across the street and she wound up texting him. Is that no way of movie. Do you know that we are going to be a treat it to like a whole onslaught of how people met during this period? And it's awesome. It's GONNA be awesome. You are so right. I thought about a and because people cannot be together physically in the same space. They're gonNA like tinder. You're gonNA finally really talk to your tender matches like you're GonNa have no choice but to connect with people in other ways and I think it's GonNa be fascinating to see and hear the stories of how people met under quarantine don't you. Oh absolutely there's no doubt about it. I also think it'll be really interesting to think about and listen to and watch movies that were made about people who were borderline and they were quarantined together. And how it went. Did it go positively or did it go negatively or did really go like saw? I'm interested in hearing people's stories when this is all over about how it affected their relationships not just with their significant other but with friends and family members. I think that we are what we're experiencing right now. We are all experiencing together an extraordinary moment in human history and watching the movies and TV shows that come out of this and reading the books listening to the music that comes out of this is GonNa be some kind of a privilege who who's ringing. Baba's that your thing that's ringing your bell. That's going off their todd. Talking about his kid wants more food or something. No I'm serious. I'm not just making that up. I was taught I my because he's trying to feed his son the baseball player poor tide is going to resort to squirrels. I was talking to my husband the other day we were standing outside taking the dogs out and I said I mean. Can you imagine if we had squirrels? And he turned to me and I think he wants to eat squirrels. Bob I think tenure boone wants to go there and I couldn't can I jump in here. Maximum which took doing God. Todd stop it or you could just turn the radio off. That was me that was you do okay. I can't take the ring up because How much time do we have left? We have We have to take a break or don't want to come back about eating squirrels. Okay fine I think that's a good tease tonight. Our shot tonight on chopped. You have blueberry jam swirl and some Rahman could Bob and Sheri Lisa talkback message on the free Bob and Sheri APP available and The apple APP store and Google play. Here's Bob and Sheri thank you Max. Sherry if you're just joining us was just talking about how possibly we would be Eating squirrels In in the near future and I have a story which like to hear. Your scream really really need sincerity here. Okay I wait. I wait okay so I was dating this girl Many many years ago and Before my second marriage just to give kind of a time line which I like to do you know for the audience's sake car he keeps your says every time you hear Bill Ring Bob. As he gets married you know what I'm turning this thing. Everytime a bell rings a woman gets her ring back to me and so She's a really great girl but she was just really fun and everything. But her brother was just a nutcase. Can you hear me sometimes when I when I don't hear anything with this new system I I don't know I know it's crazy. So she said I want you meet my brother and I went okay. That's great and so we went to his house and he lived in a rural area. We were living in a city and he lives head. Elect a little cap in something in rural area with I'm not against rural areas. Okay so if you're part of the rural community I mean no offense. I myself would like to live in a rural area now. I would like it to be on a lake in Maine with you. Know nobody around for a mile on a lake but anyway we go to his house and I think he was divorced and we walked in and there was a very pungent smell in the air. And you know I'm trying to me. I'm I'm trying to be overly nice in him so codependent. Oh how are you yes? Oh Nice yes your sister. Ni- Oh yes. Well we really enjoy our time together. And he's looking at me. Like I know in Wichita Buddy and I looked over and there was the steaming hot on his kitchen stove and again. This guy lives alone right. And it's just it's just kind of steaming and he's just talking to me and you know she's saying. I'll look look he's got a great view out of the back here and then he calls me over and he goes slightly taste. I Dunno what are you doing. Squirrel stew digit taste it. Now I did not and is it the look in his. You know what was the look in his. I was buddy. I'm GonNa make you uncomfortable. Here's what here's why I'm hesitant. Eat Squirrels. It's because they can carry the same like mad cow disease. Are you career accordionist match? I mean that's that's my primary hesitation in eating squirrel because back in the day I read once that Brunswick stew which I love used to be made with squirrel meat. Okay yeah whatever right. Live your best. Cooking life but squirrels can also carry. Yaakob courts. Felt Syndrome. Isn't that the technical name Max for Mad Cow Disease? Yes so little. Did you ask me. That was a little hesitant to eat a squirrel for that reason and that reason alone. I'm not eating Squirrel Scout Fuzzy tail. I I used to sing the squirrel song from my girls around throws shake your Bush. Now annuals in wrinkle up your little. Okay okay well again wrapped up sometimes. You're kidding I wanted to take away here is if you haven't used some squirrel. Don't bother sending your leftovers. Tupperware over to Bob. It's bobbins Sherry get Lamar's reduce in right to your phone. Just tight movie to eight. Eight eight Bob Sherry Lamar. The People's critic is with US right now. Sherry is away from the microphone for a few minutes Doing some technical thing forest and I'm GonNa ask you about the Al Pacino series that. I've seen advertised think it's on Netflix. Called hunters or with prime assume Amazon prime actually Amazon prime produced it and IT IS A. I think it's eight ten. I think it's eight episodes homemade of that. But it's an episodic thing and you can you can sit down and watch them all straight. Through and basically he is leading a group of Nazi hunters in the eighties. He has discovered that the United States has been infiltrated with Nazis. That went missing and they've got positions and different things in the United States and they've got this great evil plan and him and a group of people are hunting down and killing them. And what is so weird? I watched I guess I was watching the third episode. M My son says. Do you recognize the guy? This guy's name is Lonnie Flash. And he is an actor but he's working with these hunters and he said you recognize who that is and I said absolutely I do not have I have no idea and is Ted from how I met your mother. But he's got a long hair and it was so weird. I had no idea but once I was. I knew it was him that I could not know what it was. But it's it's a great cast. It's a very violence very violent and bloody show. I mean what was fantast? He plays a very very rich Jewish guy in New York. And he's bankrolling this and they are tracking these people down in what's they know for. Sure their Nazi than you're killing minutes so it takes place in the nineteen eighties and you know the remaining or there were Nazis alive in the nineteen eighties. And it's interesting bit about two weeks ago. The United States government caught up with a Nazi. Who was somewhere. I think I might have been Ohio and he. He has been here for all of these decades. He's ninety two years old and they just sent him back they he was he was one of the guards at Woah one of the concentration camps that killed so many Jews and they sent him back to Germany could face Charges at ninety to one of the things that came out in this. And if you look this up. Evidently there's something to it when they when they count the camps and everything some of those scientists that were in marrying the camp they were very big scientists very knowledgeable and to keep the Russians from getting them. The Americans took some of them and brought him over here and use them as scientist. Oh Yeah of course. I mean that they did not prosecute and they do they use the scientists and because they said if they didn't you know the Russians would get them and so it was a different time into the bomb and the ends people were brilliant. Yeah that's exactly right. They were very instrumental with getting NASA going with our space program. Yes yes it show it shows some of the Nazis that are in the space program. So it's a really good show so good shifts it. It's kind of bizarre to think about the very scientists who worked on those Awful v One. V Two brought bombs that terrorized. Great Britain during world. War Two are the same ones that helped us to be able to put men into space. It's was Verner von Braun right. That's right yeah yeah we remain guy that we saw and we had a deal with the devil what it came down with. He spent the rest of his life in the United States. What else what else do you like that you watch? I my son put me on this in its call tagger king and it's about a guy that has got a bunch of tigers and he's got like a big zoo type thing where people come in to see the Tigers and his name. He calls himself. Joe Exotic okay. Warm yet sherry was telling us about this like oh it has everything I mean. It's got it's got attempted murder. It's got bigamy. It's got a mean Joe Exotic. He actually has two husbands and his arch. Nemesis is this woman named Carol Baskin's and she's got a tiger rescue program. She's trying to put him out of business. But in the midst of this she's got a missing husband that we think she murdered. Nobody's ever found it. It is so bizarre and there are so many of farms and stuff. I didn't realize there's more large cat. Large animal cats in captivity in the United States than they are in the wild in the jungle. They're everywhere they're everywhere. There's one guy's a drug dealer and he's got tons of these animals they buy in sale. There's a whole underground and each one of these. People are so bizarre it's nuts. There's one called Dr. Anti and he has like four wives and he has a compound and they have all these people working for them for virtually nothing just to hang around the Joe Exotic Ga. He hires people when they come out of prison. And stuff like that and they're looking for a job and they were like crazy. It's not it's not. This is a long way from Chitty. Chitty Bang Bang. I can take on. The bar is on Netflix. Swear yeah this is Netflix. And there's like eight episodes and I'm not through with it yet but it's calling that we can't quit watching it. We cannot stop watching it because it's one bizarre thing right after another one of his best workers works there because she got her arm chewed off by tiger at the place in. So what's in so? She decided to work there so she's got one arm chewed off and she works. It's not if that happened to me. That's the day I resigned. I'm not worth could father Jerry. It's stuff you won't hear on the show it's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sherri Sherri show from our bunker studio locations with one possible exception and that is Lamar the People's movie critic who joins us now. Bob Insured both having technical problems. But when when you think about essential personnel you think about doctors nurses policemen and Budweiser. I managed Budweiser warehouse the People's movie critic Lamar next to toilet. Paper is the biggest thing when I was checking out with my necessities the other day and was a big box of wine and it was also a big twelve ACA Budweiser. I took it for you. Just WanNa let you know or let you present Sanal Lamar. You were talking about the show. That's on Netflix. Todd you've seen it right yet tiger king. It is one of the greatest documentaries ever. It is it is. It is the biggest car crash. You cannot turn away from. It's just that you have to slow down and look at. There's not one normal person in the whole place unless it's cameraman and you can't see him because he's shooting it. I I don't even know that guy's normal because I don't think you can be normal to be part of this whole matter. The guy that's running. The thing is is Joe Exotic and he is. He is bizarre but he's married to a couple of different guys. The one Guy John Finley Finley however it is. I don't know how old he is. He's not he's not as old. I don't think is is the joy dot again but now he he. He has three teeth. He's entire head. So these are real people not actors. This is real. This is real. You know what the kicker about it is not the fact that he only has three teeth in his head is the whole time through the interview. He never wears a shirt. He's always seen with his shirt off and he has a lot of tattoos they all have. Yeah and half of his tattoos talk about Joe. I mean he's got one below his navel that says private property of Joe Exotic those pierced. He's got those pierced nipples and and you got another guy. That doesn't have any legs. He's got the two artificial legs but one of the most bizarre is the person that was working there. She stuck sticks her arm in the cage. The Tiger chooser arm all. She can't wait to get back to work so nothing happened to the Yeah it's a yeah. They didn't want to get involved in the authorities involved so she actually as soon as you get out of the hospital. She was back on the ground there. Hey the one thing about Joe. Exotic didn't say that really stood out to me. Not The fact that he was a failed politician is that he was an aspiring country singer. And he he has his own recording studio on the property. He records albums Max and he sells at the at the tire land and he sings about the Tigers. It is saying I don't know because they showed the videos that he's recorded and of course he's only lip synching so I don't know if it isn't really sending no. Yeah he he he is and he's got he also. He has a show every day he is on Internet. Has Internet show every day? He records everything that he does. And it's like he has like eighty people been watched. The I don't know but now I'll bet you now. His viewership is off the charts. He he's just everything is crazy and they they know all these other people that have the same kind of tiger forms that people pay to come to get their pictures with the Tigers and stuff but they're all being just harassed by this woman called. Her name is Carol Baskin's and she's got a save the tiger situation and so she is just all up in his business and he's all up in her business and is that there's so much going on you you can't look away you cannot and then then there's a twist when it comes to Carol because Carol's get the secret that whether it's true or not it involves her first husband that seems mysteriously disappeared and they can't track down side but it here's a let's not give everything away but if you have not seen this I will tell you every time you watch one episode. You're like there's no way the next episode top. This in and this is on Netflix. Lamar thank you very much for for joining us here in. Pinch hitting Jerry Brown stuff and todd. 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Sebastian Maniscalco on The Bob & Sheri Show

"Well the Bob and Sheri Show with Bob. You are a delight. I'm Cheri worships here now. Broadcasting from the palatial Bobbin and Cherry studios is Bob and Sheri. Welcome welcome Alcon Nice to have you with us every once in a while. I'll take a look at my apple newsfeed punch-up News and much news stories of up showbiz stories and new stories and on the left hand side of my screen. It's channels and topics and kind of a compilation in part of sites. They think I would be interested in going to and I chatted conned about every two months you want to hear the latest they think I should be going to they think I should be going to the Wall Street Journal Newsweek. CNN PEOPLE CBS CBS news the Travel Channel Licko Jimmy Kimmel pizza. I went there. I just to see what it was. It was like all all these pizzas stories from around the United States the best pizza here the best pizza there so far apple knows you yeah and finally Reese Witherspoon now now. That's where I'm like. I swear to God I am not stalking Reese Witherspoon. Why would that why would reese witherspoon. Jennifer Aniston was like two months ago. Maybe the Algorithm says a person who likes pizza and the Wall Street Journal and the news would probably be a fan of and then the answer. Is You know he's thinking about that but then I've I'm on with the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. The ones conservative ones more liberal so I don't know where where she is politically. She's the person's sex symbol. Oh you think that's yeah I do that. Makes you pizza. I mean I the reese witherspoon spoon was the only one where I thought yeah and Jennifer Aniston was on there for like six months I don't. I don't know that I've I've. I've never tried to you you know find out something about Jennifer Aniston friends and that's unusual because friends is like everywhere now speaking of friends I I read a really interesting article that someone had shared on twitter about how Ross David Schwimmer the most underrated cast member on France really and the the person who wrote it's rated underrated plea underrated and by by audience members the person said if you watch an episode out of France it is David Schwimmer's character that is the most skilled at physical comedy who needs the fewest amount of lines of dialogue to get the biggest laugh half that he uses all of his theater training that he is the most underappreciated cast member on France that without David Schwimmer and Ross. You don't have a show discuss. you know. I wasn't the biggest fan but I did watch the show and and he was my least favorite character. He was my most favorite. Why was he the most favorite I mean I don't. I would think that he was the least I I'm sure the guy's the real sexy guy but I thought that he found his incredibly attractive appeal shitting yeah. What was the appeal well. I mean there's a there's a dweeby. CBS Geeky like brilliant quality to him. You know now that you think about it. The guy that played joey and the guy that played chandler the everything they did was big. Their comedic stuff was big and obvious obvious. That's that's they cannot. That's it. They were almost like the same person in many ways. Roswell shirkers Ross was tender and tormented sensitive and smart goofy and always trying just a little bit too hard yeah. Y- of all those of all the guys on that show. I thought Ross was levies. Have you seen the at CNN special on the making the history of friends. Now it was interesting. They brought the producers around to talk about it and of course what was his name played chandler her. machi- Perry had some alcohol problems during the filming of the series. It wasn't afterward worse. You know you're depressed because is the gigs weren't as good he was he was struggling with during that series and the producer said everybody got around him and gave him support and cover and help and everything that he needed during that period but he he had a hard time from everything. I've read that cast was as tight yup off camera as they were. That's that's what the people behind. The scenes were saying the directors they were as tight as Dick's matthew. Keep Perry has continued to struggle. Is that right. That's too bad recently very resell. Though I think he has righted the ship I hope so finally he he we had some movies success where I don't think the other two guys really did did the well. David Schwimmer owns a theater company in Chicago and has don all of his own other things like he hasn't chased big mainstream. He had it with friends but math made all the money and he hasn't chased it. Matthew Hugh Perry was in that movie with Bruce Willis the whole nine yards right right away that he was the star of the movie really well and the actor the play Joey Matlab on TV a lot he had that show on HBO that was really critic right but none of them did movies it was he and Jennifer Aniston or the only to think of anybody. Nobody else did a movie after France off Courtney Cox TV she did. She did that movie with Elvis. Didn't she do a movie with Kurt Russell Thousand Miles degrees that series to her she always drinking yeah red wine that that went off the air and just I all of a sudden it disappeared with no big deal. It was a hot thing and it was completed not thing that's exactly right the three bobbins Jerry instantly get the podcast the odd cast and Bob and Sheri Fun size so a woman in England posted an insane complete list that her brother-in-law brother-in-law posted online concerning his last visit to her house to the House of her husband and she and and there were like twenty four complaints that were had about their home about their home and why he was uncomfortable to a certain great and I went threw it at first then I thought could this be true and then I thought for a moment and I said yes because people think they can say any damn thing at all on the Internet and I I've experienced that myself we have a friend and we invited him to our annual party Christmas party that you come to in guys come to and he brought his boyfriend along with him and evidently we had installed an improperly. Lee sized toilet seat in the guest bathroom and that was my fault. I I want to Home Depot and bought the wrong size toilet seat. It was a couple of inches. Che's to to short. I've since fixed that and no you can't get your money back. He took a picture of it and said Said and posted on his facebook page and said some people. Just are are just not handy. I Guess L. L. at a party well. I don't know it was the worst thing that's ever been setter. you know attributed to me but was that really necessary so if he's posting and you know he's eating my food and drinking liquor and taking pictures on mytalk boys so here's the complaint list that this brother-in-law did about it recent recent visit. Their front gate was too squeaky. The towels they gave me were white. I don't like white tells they gave gave me a choice of three blankets and frankly none of them. were all that good. The Gates on the stairs were to keep their kids safe for annoying really really inconvenient. They had a bunch of spare clothes in my size but I thought the selection was horrible. Amazon prime vibe video did not have the new Quentin Tarantino movie yet. It's kind of a waste of money. Don't you think someone used the bathroom in the middle of the night and I heard the toilet it flush. The woman was using her asthma inhaler much too much this. That's what's keeping in her alive. This guy are there more now. Oh yeah the planes overhead. Were flying too low. The the house had too many rugs. You know some of this. The homeowners can't control they they don't have a direct line to the FAA no the flight pattern off the airport and if they complained than the FAA security would come and arrest them. They didn't have enough music on final. The local swimming pool they belong to was not open late enough. I could hear traffic in the distance. When I was in their backyard. Every time I borrowed their car I had to move the seat because they did not reset it for me and finally the dogs dogs they have with little. I don't know why Bubba the the biggest thing about this. This guy's attitude of entitlement. It's unbelievable. It's just wrote a bad yelp review for his the sisters. Now sister-in-law and you know the thing is is there for days days. Are you hiring with indeed. You can post a job in minutes set up screener questions than zero in unqualified candidates in an online dashboard. Get started at indeed dot com slash higher. It's Bob and Sheri. We haven't heard a peep out of black black China in a long time I guess the whole divorce custody situation with Rob Kardashian settled down. I think their child is about to now. Does that sound right well. Black China has a new boyfriend and they were out to dinner at a restaurant in Los Angeles when I say yes. The child sounds like it could be. I have no the the the kid could be twenty. I think I have no idea that's her name. I think dreams about two cup that couple just it just was not on my radar but anyway well. That was a hot mess from the know that but you know you move on Rob. I don't know if he's back to designing socks. Yes I think he just wants to be left the heck alone and who can blame them but black. China has a new boyfriend and they were spider at a restaurant in Los Angeles and during dinner he began GAM brazenly sucking on her feet at the table so I just want to say for all. Y'All who complain about people who bring their babies to restaurants strides. I bet a baby in a restaurant looks real good right about now yeah yeah. You're saying that he he was sucking her her feet. He had her around. He has heard people in a restaurant arrested her foot up in his mouth right at the table in plain view of everybody. Who's the guy again some guy. I don't know who just some guys some big delivered. Why would the owner of the restaurant or the manager just not come over and say you to leave. You got me because I would have I would have to do that was running the place you were a fellow hello customer a couple tables over and this is going down. What do you do hold my wife back from going over and slapping the guy I mean do you do. Oh you call you. Ask the waiter to get you the man to be honest with you. I'm just GONNA stare. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa try to do the guilt. Stare just like. Are you kidding me. Oh I'm getting pictures and video as I'm doing the stair well. If you knew is black China yeah even if I didn't no oh no no no it could be two completely random strangers trouble. You're looking for trouble if you do that. You know it. Isn't it amazing world. We live in where if you were if you were I'm uh-huh rolling it over if you were rolling video and you were caught doing that by the person who's doing the toe-sucking they would say what's the matter with you. Don't don't take any pictures news of this. You'd be the one getting yelled getting yelled at right good about. I'm pretty covert about that. You make it look like you're looking at something else. I can get the video is good at that but I like I'm not one of these people. That really cares if you bring your baby door restaurant. I don't care one way or don't care if your baby's on complain. Some people get really irate about kids. Don't get strides. I don't get irate but we were out for a nice Saturday night dinner. A few weeks ago over the summer and it was a nice nice Italian restaurant. I forget what we were celebrating and it was seven o'clock at night and the place was packed. You know we get reservations ahead of time. Were giving given a table able. It's a nice little table for two and they bring in a family with three kids and two of them in highchairs. You know I I don't get it. The family knows that this is a restaurant that adults are going to be Iranian. Children Misbehave Yeah. One of them was I'd still rather they're sitting next to them. Then watch some dude chomping on some woman's foot well. That's a given I mean this is as I swear this is a case where it would take all of my restraint to not say to the waiter. I'll have what he's like. I would have such a martime behaving in this situation or the knuckles good here. I see this. Little Piggy is gone to mark. What are what special Russian winter knuckles. What do you mean knuckles knuckles no but there's some sort of food isn't pig. NOCCO pig knuckles. That's right yeah are the pig knuckles good but here yeah I would. I would have such a good time with this. See that's the difference between you make it would ruin my nine. Oh would not ruin my night in fact act it would make by night and I have a shortlist of people that I would be texting Wendy. You're not going to believe what is happening at the table next to me. He has her whole foot in his mouth. This would be like I would have the video would be going to Maxon todd this one and you guys know would this. It's not be the best night out. I've had okay okay. I just had the epiphany. Here's why that went on. Nobody's paying any attention to her. She she has dropped drop so far below the radar that she said to him I. I've got to get my name out there right away. I've got no bookings. I've got no offers. You've gotta suck my toes right adhere. Now it's well. You've been unusual strategy. We're talking up no. It's not we're talking. This is America in two thousand and nineteen eighteen. This is how you get your message out this would so nothing ever happens to me. This would make my night so that make my stop talking about that. Stop talking about that. Don't you agree with me that she set this up so that we on the Bob and Sheri Show would talk about it now. Hundreds of thousands of people know about black China right now. Is this good for her. Her name is out there. She's got nothing else going on that. I know of unless she's Angling for the coveted Dr Souls. The name is out there. You know what it is. They both got drunk and just did. I know that you want to think that she was thoughtful. Enough have to have done that. I think she engages in bad behavior everywhere. I hear what you're saying that. I don't know if the word thoughtful should be used by the way the pigs douglas the same as the Ham. Am Hawk I find if you can get a hold of one of black of Yep. I got more on the news next. It's Bobby Sherry. We've got to win it individuals people with Bob and Sheri. It's morons in the news. There is a thirty two two year old woman whose name is Courtney backs from Baton Rouge Louisiana and she was visiting Okaloosa Island Florida just last week around around seven. PM She went to a surf shop and she stole a pair of flip flops and a t shirt and she might have gotten away with stealing it. If a bunch of people hadn't called the the cops honor for another reason because when Courtney left the store she hopped on her bike and took off her top so she was top list biking down the middle of the highway. A bunch of people called the cops and there's topless woman down the highway. They pulled Courtney over and they found found the stuff. You know they'll always check what you've got. They looked at the stuff in the bag. It looked like it was stolen and she has been arrested once again. This is another example of if you're doing something something illegal. Don't do something illegal. Let's stay in Florida for today's Moron of the day Jacqueline Hubbard. She was riding in the passenger seat not not wearing her seat belt. When patrolman did a routine traffic stop notice she wasn't wearing seatbelts and she volunteered to the cops that she had some crack cocaine in her felony purse for what that's what she called it her felony purse her felony purse was a little pouch. She was swearing around her neck. She had some crack cocaine a couple of crack pipes and as a result of the felony purse she was busted on possession exertion of drugs and controlled substances familiar so so it was really a felony perse get right down to it really was a felony purse text the word more on two eight eight eight two six two seven four three seven ZIP. Today's right out to your phone. There is a twenty three year old woman whose name is Mena Sheikha Daniels very exotic name and she is going for the mother of the year award. She is a stripper in Lauderdale Florida and she had a shift last Tuesday night. Apparently she couldn't find a babysitter for her three year old daughter so she brought the girl alone along and she left her daughter in the back seat of her car. Wash win into doer super show. She cracked a window. She left some toys in the back seat and apparently she figured her daughter would sleep but her daughter woke up but three hours later and got out of the car at two o'clock in the morning. Somebody called nine one one when they saw the toddler wandering around around the Strip club parking lot alone. Fortunately she was okay. The police said she quote appeared to be well cared for and in good spirits. The mother was arrested for you can imagine what and the child was placed in foster care. This breaks my heart on so many levels I mean I mean I know. We don't know the story here. That might have just been desperate. No babysitter had to earn some money to keep food on the table. I don't courage reason as you can't leave your car like that but oh my God parking lot to clock in the morning. Here's what I'm hoping that. Little girl girl grows up to be a great famous country music singer. Songwriter and she's got a story to tell Scott Good Star all right today we celebrate a very brave av AC. A Yak named meteor meteor lives in loving stint. Virginia meteor was taking his last ride on the truck doc he was going to the butcher shop and media one having any of it. He is Cape. The truck took koff through the woods. Oh media successfully dodging wildlife and animal control and police and people trying to lure him with treats video. New York is gone media. Your made the great escape. That was it. They haven't found not found media or the AC noticed. The Fed is a fantastic story meteors message to you. I am meteoric. Not Meteor will not be. I and you will never take me alive coppers. That's a great story. I'm so pleased with meteoric and also I had no idea that people were randomly raising Jackson won. I was wondering text the word Moron to eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven. We'll send today's to your phone. Expel any purse wait. How is the Yak get. Lamar's reviews sent right to your phone text the movie to eight eight eight. Bob Sherry are you're right in time for Bob. Sheri's questionable inventions to new inventions that just not one hundred percent sure on. Let's start with the first one the pillow broad cleavage wrinkles. Are they really a thing and do we. We really need something else to worry about well. One Company thinks you should be insecure about your cleavage wrinkles and just so happened to have a solution. You can buy a company called. Sleeping glow is selling a product called the pillow Bra. Basically it's a small pillow you strap between and around your breasts that night to hold them up in a comfortable way while you sleep according to the company you need this pillow or else quote. This is from the company wrinkles wrinkles on your neck and chest the peer during sleep during the day. Your boss approach supports your chest reducing the effective gravity but at night rest still needs support albeit. LBJ from a different angle the reaction to the pillow Bra has not been kind on social media. One person tweeted. I do not have the energy to worry about another kind of wrinkle and another tweeted quote we age or skin wrinkles. Its life if you still want to buy it. It's at sleeping leap in glows website. It is sixty nine dollars. What is that a thing or not a fan it's a thing and I've seen this product and other products online but I don't know I don't personally know a single woman that gives the dam only gives a damn but I don't see why it would be effective. That's not how wrinkles when you're sleeping just lying there. They don't start that way. It's if you're out in the sun and it's just part of the aging in I am not going to be miserable while all I sleep in order to avoid the chance of pitcher and go yeah. I know I know I think it's a con and at what point am I allowed to come down off the pole and why why is my cleavage people are getting to look at. I don't know maybe it's a Morgan Fairchild sort word of person that smiled twenty twenty two years yeah. Here's the next product that is questionable here. A company called Stride Bio Knicks is is selling a wearable chair it straps onto the back of your legs and your butt and automatically folds out as soon as you sit down. It's called the lex chair and they got funding on kickstarter last year now. The chairs are pretty sleek and streamlined for wearable furniture anyway and they claim claim you can do normal activities walking around the office walking around the house walking around town even running the company behind them also claims they promote perfect posture austere protect your knees and back let you sit down anywhere well. No have you seen it. No you can sit down in a room or on a street but you can't if you're wearing this thing. He can't sit in a car. You can't sit on a bus. Can you sit on a soccer field sir. Oh yeah all right so that's pretty cool. It's got these two collegue legs that come down and run alongside your legs right and then this like but thing that straps around right so when you walk it helps with your posture and all right but now when you sit in it the legs come out and it forms a stool all right so say you simply can't sit in a car say you strapped it on when you get out of the car. You're going over to watch. Your kid plays sports. You walk up there. You say in high the other parents yes sit down there looking at you and all of a sudden a chair pops out of your Butt Yup. It does work like that could be early though to get a surprise. Well the problem with being early. Though is you're going to get all the laughter with the surprise and people are going to be surreptitiously taking pictures of you look and posting it let them they have to carry their chairs. I'm walking around with it on this thing when it hit kickstarter exploded four hundred dollars four hundred dollars. Osmani spent on this is that right wearable chair and it's going to be shipped in December. You evidently cannot get it right at this very moment. They're shipping in December for Christmas. I WanNa see is somebody riding a segway with their wearable chair on because here's a person that signaling they are allergic to walk standing branding what I WANNA do I wanna go to like an oyster roast with a bunch of people ido just walking with the wearable chair. Get my oysters in beer and sit down wherever I want and when you do that I'm going to leave my phone on so that when she text me the pictures I've I see that's fine. That's fine. You know it's cutting edge. That's what I am. Your nickname shoes ever told me that before so we call you for four hundred dollars for that thing. You think they're gonNA make money. I I it just goof six people. I think there are people that need it now. Is it going to be a giant mainstream product. No because I draft the strap wrap it on and you got to walk around with it the minute again to where he can pay. Maybe if you know you have a relative that's got I don't know bad knees or something right. They can sit doc anywhere they want. They're going to voters something. They can sit right down while they're in line now. When it's time to go to the bathroom you gotTa take and if you've got bad knees the people in line could have to help you up a little task to be able to carry your own wearable furniture. It's not a perfect sharing us the talk back to back on the Free Sherry APP and leave us a message. I fell down an online rabbit hole. it was hilarious jokes that only smart people get and it starts off by saying you'RE NOT GONNA get most of these so they're challenging alleging you right from this website which topics offbeat dot com right from the start so let me run a couple of these jokes by you and okay first of all. They described them as hilarious. You tell me if they're hilarious could be embarrassing. No no no really now. I know that you'll get all these ready. Why did Beethoven we can get rid of his chickens. What a Beethoven get rid of his chickens. I Dunno all day said was US Bach Walk Balk. Oh a competitor is competitor right. See what I mean. all right this next one. I'm going to skip that one because I don't. I don't even know how to I never could have made up that that punchline that that that niver would across my mind because it's too stupid. I don't know it's it's not where I would have gone. How do you tell the difference between a teacher and a chemist I don't know ask them to pronounce the Word U. N. I. O. N. is EAZY. E D a teacher will say unionized a chemical say Anaya nice to walk into a bar the first one borders orders and h two o the second one says I'll have an H. Two O. Two what happened next ah the second campus died because apparently hd two H two. Oh two is poisonous poisonous so so here's the thing is you got me on that one. I didn't I didn't what was it hilarious because I didn't think so either. did you hear the one about about the jurisprudence fetishists no. He got off on a technicality. That's pretty good that we all got it all right. Do you know what happened to the constipated constipated mathematician. up couldn't figure it out. It wouldn't come up. Oh Oh that is good. Mix in a nasty kind of way by head didn't go there and I'm glad he worked it out or whatever never got. This was a real lesson one. Yeah I think Max is going to get this next one then to knock knock to to its it's to whom let's see a cop pulls. Heisenberg over for speeding and said. Do you know how fast you were going. Heisenberg says no officer but I knew where I was in order to get that you have to know like the Heisenberg principle of uncertainty you have to know physics UK. She got me on that one too. All right. Max is going to get this one to to hear here about the guy who read a book on anti gravity he didn't he didn't have read a book on at what happened to the guy who read a book on Anti Gravity Librarian Joke. y'All didn't have a UH look to stand down. He didn't what is it. He couldn't put it down. Oh Aw don't ever bring these around again if this person has a website that offers them weekly or something I'm begging you a linguistics anguish six professors in class and tells this class a double positive can never make a negative and one student goes yeah right yeah that one skip that one because that one. I think you need to know your you're on cable developments. Are It's really hard to explain. Why is it so hard to explain punts to kleptomaniacs useless. They can't help steal. They keep stealing themselves. They always take things literal- literally. She how look at a couple of whoever came up with this is very very smart. I Never WanNa go to a party or meet them. A Romain walks walks into a bar. This is the last one Roman Roman like in you know the gladio. RAHM walks into a bar and says can I have a Martinez please and the bartender I says do you mean a Martini and the Roman response. If I wanted a double wide of asset good not great kids broadcasters agree it's one of the best shows in the country celebrating tests on nation for Marconi awards bobbins Kevin Sherry and we welcome back to the show comedy superstar Sebastian amount of scalpels one of our favorite designs and I have to say Sebastian. You're the reason I watched the VM as this year because as I was so psyched to see that you were hosting and and knew that you could take that thing to the next level. Was that a fun experience what you thought it would be it was is first of all I grew up on MTV and and when they asked me to do it I was. I was like wow I mean I. I never thought it would be hosting some something like this. such a pop up culture moment you know hosting a show is a lot different than doing stand up stand up is more like a souffle has to take time to breathe and I'm more of a storyteller storyteller then a guy that comes in and out of stuff but I'm glad I did it. However the experience for me for a comedian. It's just it it due to go out there and perform in front of you know twenty seven hundred people that are standing on the floor right after Taylor swift is not the most ideal situation eighty the coveted too but I did it was it was a great experience and I'm glad I did it so you're on tour with the I love the name of the tour you bother me. You're you're going across the country country in theaters but we'll talk about that in a moment but I want to ask you about playing the Irishman and in in the Irishman and the role a crazy Joey Gallo yeah for me. This was something that if you would've told me twenty years ago that I would be doing film with Martin Scorsese Pacino Deniro and patchy not split This is an opportunity that came up. I went out. Bishen they gave me a different part than I actually auditioned for. in this crazy. Joe Gallo very colorful character and and it was unbelievable. I mean first day. I'm doing oh sing with the Niro in patchy and it was that was that is something Sebastian was that just so distracting attracting was they're not voicing your head go and there's a lot of that going on and there's a lot of anxiety a lot of nerves acting as something. I don't do on a day to day basis so to me for me to be thrown into a scene with these guys who are at the top of their game and and you know just people like grew up watching and going wow. You're really great next thing you know. I'm going toe to toe with the the narrow is is it was surreal. I mean I was very nervous service going in but they made me feel really really at home and it's great. They were really really generous actors and and really kind of helped me along so I was yes I I was I was blown away by the experience and I can't wait for it to speak speaking of blown away years ago when I be working in New York City. I get on a little Italy early and have dinner at Umberto's Clam House and that's that's where Joey Gallo of course was Skelton was assassinated and Y- you walked in there the first time and I said I'm just wondering and the waiter said Yeah. It was the corner booth over there. Yeah it's like It's like a tourist stop now. Yeah it it's and just a way scorsese this shoots the scenes and and I remember even pulling up to clamp house which they they didn't do it I think from from my knowledge is the Clam House that he died in his not the location. No it's different it is they. They had to make the clown house kind kind of the way it was and when he got assassinated the nineteen seventy three leave it was but so is that in the Irishman are you assassinated in the movie eighty. I cannot give that never higher may again. Let's talk about the tour Sebastian's nations on the road with his you bother me tour and since we talked to you last you have a brand new sign. You've a new baby you. I have a little baby boy and and I love what everybody's name I love his name is famous. Caruso and it was a name that my wife and I we we we went on our honeymoon to Mafi Offi coast. six years ago stayed at this place called Hotel Caruso and we were. We were really liked the name and actually it's an old Sicilian word that means little boy so yeah. He's been a joy my daughter's two and a half. I took her to preschool yesterday and kind of like they. They have these stat the preschool now which I don't remember my parents at all even in the school. I literally got dropped off. They pushed me inside and sped off this now is the parents have to stay in the classroom. with the kid and then they'll excuse you if the kid is you know not not needing his parents and I'm like what role in preschool sitting there in a small chair. You're playing blocks. That's has has Serafina enjoyed having a baby brother. Yeah really he really sweet to him. hold him wants to BURP him. she's really taken to being a big sister and and he's like three months old so now he's just kinda starting to get aware of his surroundings and these cooling and all the things that you know babies. Kinda do but it's always such a joy to see your own kid kind of taken the world around them and then and Sarafian announce talking about the storm and and and it's it's it's great. It's great material to I mean. I'm being put in situations that I've ever been put in place with. You haven't played with blocks in forever read. That's fantastic. Well tickets are on sale right now. Sebastian is touring the country with the U. Bother me tour and he's going to be everywhere from Chicago and Montreal to Dayton Ohio Boston Tulsa Wichita Charlotte Sarasota all over the place congratulations congratulations on so much happy news great time for you. Thank you so much. It's been really really fun and always appreciate you guys having me on the radio to promote all my stuff I can't. I can't wait to see you as as crazy Joey Gallo. I can't wait either go the day it comes out. That's great stew MANISCALCO. The tour is you bother me. You can check out his netflix special. Stay hungry. It is Bob and Sheri. It's the new Bobby Cherry Fun size cy on the the free APP. You know it's funny. If you were in your grandparents time or before that you really had to go to a place to see something that is just aw inspiring just amazing like before television you may have to drive to Niagara Falls to see the power of the majesty of Niagara Falls but now of course you know you can see it until vision. There's a reporter standing in front of it or whatever got it on your right on your phone like one of the most remarkable now scary scary very scary but one of the most shocking things that I've ever seen I was watching during the Iraq invasion many years ago there was a reporter who is on a balcony in a hotel in Baghdad and they're doing a live report and right behind the reporter about about a quarter of a mile away it seemed like was a US missile that went flying by horizontally. You actually saw like one of the Scud missiles. What no no no is like a I don't know I don't know my missiles that well but it was a long like one of the ACA ballistic listing the coyote exactly a long cruise missile? Yes thank you and I went. Did I just see that and of course the reported went. What was is that you know. We just saw it so this brings me to this story. That just happened. Put yourself in in their place to skydivers. Here's in England had a close call. They jumped out of the plane and they're floating down and they were almost hit by two fighter jets. I wanted to put your put your head in the straps. You're floating when I say almost hit. I don't know how close that is. It was it was pretty close. Can you imagine co is fast. Is those planes go and you're floating in the air. It was pretty close. It gave me the watts and and I just thought I wouldn't even bring this up to you. I didn't think you could. I didn't think this was a truth. You would want to handle so. I just kept this one to myself. How close do you think they were I don't know that that they they released it in feet but really close. Dang it was worth. Were the fighter jets that low or why were the skydivers that that high yeah. That's the other thing okay Let's continue here. This morning with another subject coffee fi breaks which is It's kind of an old fashioned tradition in America. Now I mean nobody says well. It's it's eleven o'clock time for the coffee break. I'm feeling a little slow key. Can you imagine announcing. You're not allowed to eat lunch or go to the bathroom anymore or can you imagine using it's coffee time. You know where the coffee break got. Its start this. This is gonNA blow. Your mind is back in the eighteen hundreds. It was called elevensies when people would get a break from work around eleven. Am to drink whiskey whiskey now. I think we have folks in the building. I wouldn't elevensies yeah. Isn't that wild the audits. How things have changed the hobbits have elevensies and there but the it's like snacks because they eat all the time the habits. Is that how it's pronounced eleven in fact coffee coffee table. They used to be a cocktail tables but when prohibition came they were called coffee tables. Oh is that right yeah. I never realized that I know people oldest honestly have their bathroom time regulated by the people they work for. I want you to imagine a world in which you're not allowed to pay or you stand up at eleven and announced. It's coffee time or stand up and say all right. Let's go get some whiskey. It's eleven. It's eleven good to you is don't you know. I mean there'll be some people. That'll take one shot just again. Even out go always have a few pounded a little bit more. I worked worked out of the afternoon. I don't have good whiskey taller. I would just go and soon after eleven. It will be absent. They get the free Bob and Sheri asking instantly get the podcast the on gas and and Bob and Sheri Fun size. We must go to the phones at eight eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I we've got victor here. Bob Say Hello Hello Victor. How are you good. How are you doing great to. What do we owe this pleasure today? Well I overheard you on the radio talking about Jan Hammer and has seen songs turbine be bias and listen to that we were talking about. What was the last instrumental to hit number one on the billboard charts and it was was Jan what was his last name John Hart Yang Yang Hammer and it was Miami vice theme from one thousand nine hundred five. Yes go on yes I'm going to be all kinds of music but I didn't have a test Rota but I would argue span of Miami by and I had AH eighty four C four corvette and take the top off reminisces the Motley crue poisoned from the eighties and then I listened to some in the air tonight by calling them Strangler Blues Smuggler's blues and then throw in some yard hacker Miami vice the feet down on you've victor. I stand corrected. That is the right way got to listen to that damn song when when you put it together see. I'm picturing some guy just putting it on. I don't know a vinyl turntable or something or or a CD player but the way you described it in how you did it. I bought your superiority. You and I have a week at talk. Talk about a lot of thing. How many how many houses have you bought for women well. I will not yet okay your description victor. You were fully enjoying your life. You were yeah so so victor during that period. What would you be wearing in your vet listening to the Miami Vice theme well. The haircut be unbuttoned the necklace you know you can't have one can't have like stick to them. They can't pull that off what you said that you and I were a lotta like I am going to have to play on that one picture right now that's great. Hey listen. Thank you very much. Thanks for listening this thing and that was well told hey no problem all right here. They're about like that song and songs like it. If and you get everything set up just right. It's a soundtrack to your own private movie it is you're feeling good in that moment but you know. I'll tell you I have a couple of songs like that and I ah I've been going to the beach or somewhere and got him loaded. It's also that you Kinda have to be alone yeah because you you know you might. WanNa play it. Twice or something and herself is not GonNa dig that whole scene. You've got to be alone in a judgment free zone exactly because as soon soon as you crank up the Miami Heat your wife next to you is reaching for her own and texting somebody either that or she's pulling something up and it's bleeding over to my moment and it just doesn't work. It doesn't work well. He had the whole thing going. I mean he had the clothes and he had the car. He's Uh he's listening to that stuff when you in the Labrador alone in the car what is the soundtrack of that the soundtrack sexy remove honest with the Bob and Sheri podcasts sometimes yeah. I don't know I have so many songs that I play. I the end victor in a way I have a taste like go from blues to opt Iraq. You know a lot of the five electoral lists that there are a lot of guys who if they were honest I that Miami Vice Song. That's eight rive. It is a private thrill for those. It does sound like it's a a piece of music. That's going to get you up. Fifteen twenty over the speed and I see got to kind of watch out a little bit new driving especially. If you're a guy who happens happens to have a convertible right. You've got this going right to your sunglasses the whole thing. You can call us at eight eight B. O. B. S. That's it no yeah hey finn enjoying it cricket up just a little bit with Mr John Fogarty yeah you're right. That's mine you see. The themes on. My vehicle is riding dirty. It's stuff it here on this show. Bob and Sheri Hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. Most of our listeners are at work when the Ellen show is on so you probably missed Oprah Oprah Winfrey's visit to Ellen. I don't think that happens very often and she had heard this yet but Max founded she evidently had a little bit of a health issue but when you have health issue and you go to the doctor and your Oprah you're treated a little bit differently. Listen okay that I thought I came back from overseas and I thought I had a cold but it wasn't a cold ended up in the emergency room and they they say you have pneumonia and go home with pneumonia and knowing is nothing to play with. y'All it is very serious and I was on antibiotics for antibiotics weren't working and then I went back for another scan and they say it's actually worse. You should see lung specialist so I go into the lung specialist. This is a moment I love the lung specialist Dr K. You're fabulous but I go in. I can see him. I said Look I've got a little rattling. He puts assess scope here and I see the Oh face. It is like Oh my something's wrong with you and I can see if he didn't hide it. It's like I said I I told you. It's like a sound like a rattlesnake in there. He immediately said you must cancel everything. I've never cancelled anything work. When you're sick I work what I'm saying. I were all the time when goes you must cancel everything you cannot fly for a month and then he had eighteen vials of blood drawn and so I thought ooh this is very serious because a saw awesome and I went back in a week and I was better he call me every day to make sure I was using the inhaler and taking the right antibiotics and when I walked in and and I was better. He thanked me three times for getting better and said. Can I have a hug. Can I have a and I could tell that he was like lot on my watch. Is this going to happen. Yeah not on my watch is oprah. GonNa die and that's that's what he was was thinking now. I'm not saying the guy is in a committed docs sure he is to all of his patients. No doctor wants to be the one that didn't save oprah from known yeah. Have have you ever had when you've been. Ill doctor call every single day until you got better. I had pneumonia and I came to work and drove my kid to dance. Eh fought the insurance company to cover the treat a guy had to go to the house. I had to go to the ER and have some breathing treatment and the insurance didn't cover it and I was like it's so not cosmetic. Trust me like it did not give me a DUI radiant glow. That's not why I went right right so not only get. I NOT HAVE OPRAH's doctor but I I was fighting to get my hospital trip. You know that doctor was just thinking of Doctor. Conrad Murray or thinking of the plastic surgeon surgeon that did Joan rivers were shown passed away and he was saying to himself. You know I know what I'm doing but I'm not getting on that list. That doctor was also so thinking about that steely eyed dude on the autopsy show on the reels channel bright right right where coming around speaks like this news very ernest hours before his death. Here's a show where famous people's autopsies are studied and their treatment plans. Hands are reviewed to see if you know they got some decent care. You do not want to be a doctor and see that guy come in from. Komo even worse if it's. Aj Benza because now he has a show on reels where they do the behind the scenes like the Bob Crane murder you know the guy that played in Hogan's heroes heroes in Ha pins. He goes through all the files and stuff. The only thing on those real shows that you're describing is they don't have access to a lot of the tape that's owned by networks and the networks are not giving them up so they're they're stuck with showing you. Zoom INS to still photographs. You know if you watch those host shows. That's what you've got. It's kind of they. All Oh a debt to Ken Burns for showing them how to make a documentary exactly right if three black and white photos exactly exactly right at ten seconds of sound or they do a recreation of actors that don't look which look like the actress nothing then they get tertiary characters played you know or the son of the son of the actor who got killed yeah so Mike Grimm sackler got murdered. You know that kind of thing that isn't always the case that the actors that they get who don't look like the the person they're They're you know supposed to be are always better looking than the real people the reenactment of those famous people movie scenes. I saw the Steve McQueen. I don't even know anything about Steve McQueen but they had to go find a guy who kind of sort of looked like Steve McQueen doesn't exist exactly it'd be like the two of US reenacting the scene titanic where Jack Draws are like one of his French girl. Neither one of us have those carry join. Join you in the new look like a cat shaking read and once and then you read it again. I can't believe this. It's Bobby Cherry's unbelievable all right in this installment Almond Bob. You will be required to make a decision. Okay a critical decision a decision that might save your life or your dog's life but it's going to involve your mouth going in one of the last places. Your mouth wants to go. Okay brace yourself. There's a place in Louisiana Lisi. Anna a little bit west of Baton Rouge called the tiger truck stop and at the tiger truck stop. The owner has some exotic animals including including a camel a beautiful camel named Casper so a couple in their dog pull into the tiger truck stop and the dog is not on a leash and and the dog makes a run for it and goes right into the Campbell's encourage her and the dog is deaf so the dog can't hear it's owners calling him away from the camel so the woman goes into Casper's enclosure to rescue her dog and at that point the Camel Hamel who in its defense is a little bit freaked out by what's happening now panics and sits down on top of the woman now now the camel weighs about a thousand pounds and so now the camel is sitting on the woman and crushing her and she knows that she's at risk of being killed by this camel sitting on her so she she acts out to save her own life. She opens turnout unhinges her jaw and clamps down on the Campbell's testes ah you you knew that. Why didn't you tell me she had police she. She told police I did it. I his testicles to get him off of me. Casper camel was uninjured although unhappy and very surprised the woman was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked. I can answer this because everything is recorded and you never know down the road. What is this how you wanted. I is this not worried. Yo Personality full of Caddo personality admits. I'm not answering that I admire her. She you know the survival instinct is just so strong I went to. You won't believe that this sounds like making in this crap up. I went to a camel trading fair in Egypt at once. What did you learn. I learned that the camel able traders are very unfriendly because I wanted to put them on. TV and they were very very unfriendly. I saw them in the distance coming twenty camels in the the outskirts of Cairo and so were there and they would just look at us with our Yankee ways and in the cameras on her shoulder and ignore us and drink. They set up a tent. I mean it was unbelievable. They set up a tent and their sipping black coffee and doing all these and and doing chemistry and they were trading cameras right there so I was walking amongst the canvas. They are very very. I mean this camel casper's only casper the camel at the tiger truck. Stop is only about a year and a half old and he's a sweep by all accounts. He's sweet animal. He didn't kick her bite. He panicked and sat down on the woman. I don't think that's a good way to die. I think she did the right thing now. Talk about trying to get that taste out of your mouth in which she did I cannot confirm that she has had a long career in broadcasting casting but I suspect as a woman I know in this business guy yeah no problem the crap and write down what you know what it's a story to tell is. I'm just glad the dog is safe. Route camel safe. She saved the nobody was hurt. She has a husband husband. Yeah what was he too during this say police say her husband through treats into Casper's Pan N. for Casper but the dog saw the treats go flying and chase the treats so this is one where there was just a lot of very bad judgment you you dog on a leash. It's a truck stop. If you're throwing treats to a camel chances are good your dog's going to chase them and your dog can't hear you calling okay so he was throwing treats treats to the camel and the camel to move and the no he was throwing treats to the camel. The dog chased the that's what I just said. He was throwing treats to the Campbell and then just happened to have camel treats on him cheats doctorates and then the wife went into rescue dog and that's when the camel because a lot is happening to this camera camel that camel freaked out and sat on her so if you're the wife and you had to do that what's your reaction to your husband. Throwing dog treats not enough Where's your judgment. Why is that you can't do that. No so if the camel is sitting on your wife on his wife he would be just about eye level to the man. The man could have gone up punch the camel right in the face. It all happened very very quickly. That's what she said. It all happened very quickly and you know that that guy's probably like never do that for me. Green now. There's a whole other dimension to this which is should exotic animals. The in Corrales at truck stops. The answer is no in addition to casper the camel. They also have Kamini worse a baby kangaroo. They used to have a tiger but he passed away. Tony The tiger and they have a quasi and the owner says I'd like to bring in even more and have a petting zoo. Yes maybe not the miniature horse though could help you with some insurance suggestions. I'm just so glad that this story did not end in tears. Although I can't say that the Campbell didn't sprout a couple of those jaws clamp down hits buffing Sherri Sherri fun size on the free Bob and Sheri App when I was single I never went on a dating site partially because is I don't know I do this radio show all and partially because I'm just uncomfortable with that whole thing you know and of course I didn't need it so that was another reason why you okay okay for the laughing all right so I don't know no one from another really. I'm going to have a general idea plenty of fish where where is that as far as being reliable it started out branding itself is a Christian dating site but it very quickly was overrun by people who had rece- sharing the kinds of comments and pictures that you wouldn't associate with a Christian and aiding and is that where it is now fragging pretty much like compared to another one like match dot com more about like match dot com right Max yeah so it's it's kind of it's sort of middle of the road for these things right so anyway. plenty of fish dot com is banning the use of photo filters in profile pictures to make it harder for people to misrepresent what they look like they pulled their members and they found seventy percent. Think filters are deceptive of course there especially once that air brusher face a fifty two percent said they should be banned yeah but I mean forty eight percents. I'm yeah I'm okay with that. Twenty three percent of people said using a filter that makes you like that makes you seem insecure and superficial looks are not the only thing we lie about on dating sites. Though forty five percent of the users admitted they embellish their looks but his emmy with filters winnow the filter I could see what's the difference between filtering and how would you embellish your looks while you could embellish your looks with makeup and wigs and also of yourself. Give Yourself Blue Eyes zipping a fifty one percent also stretched the truth about their hobbies and interests thirty four percent lie about their income about thirty percent lied about their education so it sounds like there's an awful lot of phoniness yeah that goes on just on a daily basis. LemMe ask you this if they're banning the doctoring of the way you look. How do they know how do they know that you don't have bags under your eyes and always there's some sort of a filter that filters realtors filters or some way to scan the photo to see if it's or is this latest. Is this just a suggestion on the part of plenty of fish because I can tell if there's a bucket it. They're not throwing you off I don't know if there's technology that can scan your photo to see if you filtered it or not. I mean that you know that there aren't people there's no away. They're paying piano to do that. I if I were on plenty of Fisher any of these things and I was putting a profile picture. I would not doctor at all. I mean you'd WanNa. Put a really as good at this shelf as you can. I want good lighting. I don't want like you know where house lighting you over my head. After I just got up from although night of partying although might it be good to just post a picture of yourself under terrible lighting after a bender bender because someone swipes that and feels like connection to you they're not be fun. They're gonNA be pleasantly surprised. I'd be surprised when you show up you to look they bad. Is that see that's the reason why wouldn't doctorate because then we meet over at the applebees right and you don't want to look like that yeah. Oh that it doesn't look like you or you'd get a vibe like expected little something different. You and you would get that vibe. You'd see in in their face ace. I would get that back because I'm unattractive. Few people know because you've very few people are good enough actors to conceal that that flicker acre goes that's true. That's true. What you're saying is that they would pick up that. This is what I look no. That's what you're saying. That's not what I'm saying. Don't wait. That's what you were implying no. That's not what I implied. Let's split it OK. It's just as well that you're you're not available to go through every week. Get the free Bob and Sheri instantly get the podcast the on cast and and Bob and Sheri Fun Size Max shared an article with me those so interesting about Air Force One. I learned so much you WanNa do this Air Force One. We think it's what the plane is called but it's not it's the call sign of the plane and they're actually chew planes that that fly as Air Force One two planes and they've been around since nineteen ninety. One of them is always fueled up and ready to go and whichever one one is in the air is using the call Sign Air Force One. I did not know that did you so the differences there are two or force once no. I know there're two planes and whatever one is the year is their forces. AIRF- okay look at the and there's also an air force to which is the plane the vice president uses. I wonder if if that's a lot smaller I don't. I don't ever recall seeing well. I can tell you this air. Force One is a Boeing seven forty seven dash two hundred and air force two is a C. Thirty two a which is a military plane. It's smaller but it's different. It's a different shore yeah and there is always always a doctor who flies on Air Force One. That makes sense that makes sense to. I wonder if the doctor flies on Marine One the helicopter helicopter. That's a good question because there's a marine one helicopter and not just call sign to I don't know how big I don't know how big that one is. There's a there's a exercise area from what I understand on Air Force One it has. It's like a bike a stationary bike and of course I. The president has a private cabin. did you know that. JFK was the very first president to use a jet designed and specifically for the president was he. What did they do before that. They have prop planes and then president Eisenhower had a Boeing seven hundred seven straddle liner and then they moved to jets but it was JFK accents actually that'd be about the right time yeah it was JFK that had the number one and of course here's not here's another one that you will be surprised by Jackie. o actually redesigned the plane and she was the one who created it the the design for the exterior of Air Force first one that they still use today the exterior exterior design the blue yes blue collar. That's interesting. That's been that we have. That's been that way forever so here's another one that I learned President Ford loved course and it didn't used to be available everywhere right deliver in the west of the Mississippi. the Air Force One crew smuggled cases back to DC for President Ford in the biggest yeah Yup. There's a doomsday plane that always always follows Air Force One. There are allegedly four the doomsday planes in existence. It's airborne nuclear bunker and command center and trails Air Force One case involving emergency and everything about it is classified but if Air Force One oh spam risk is calling me if Air Force One is in the air not too far behind it. I didn't know complain. I didn't know that didn't either. How is it equipped. It's an airborne nuclear bunker and command center. Oh so it could land at an airfield old and the president could be transported there. If there were an emergency that required yeah God forbid a nuclear attack or I think if I if I remember number something else I read it. It can stay airborne for a really long time in the middle of an attack which would be he really terrifying. Did you know what I think is the most amazing thing and I've I've seen I talked to a guy who did this. I've seen in film. Maybe we all have of a jet that is being refueled while flying that is the most amazing accomplishment Bushman they have the fuel tanker alongside and they have these long nozzles come out hats and and then in detaches to the plane right below it need air. Refuel died is so wild and scary said to the guy. This guy flew the tanker one that I was interviewing. I said just between you and me did you. Did you have a colorful name for that process. He said Yeah as a matter of fact. Do you know that I I have a friend of mine. Who flies on air force all the time really used to be my photographer when I did the TV show and he became a a really excellent successful full photographer before I think I wanna say CBS so he's in this poll. He's in the press pool. He's one of the photographers in the press pool yeah and he's he's been doing it for years and years well well then you'll have to ask him about this because one has to kitchen unsuitable and the only thing that they have a crew that cooks reheats meals aboard the plane in one of the two kitchens since but there's no fryer and people that have flown on Air Force One say the Fraser Saga you your life. If you're complaining about the French fries wanted here's something else I didn't know it can travel at almost the speed of sound which is way faster than any commercial jet would fly yeah yeah the plane like the Concorde listen to you. Listen to this. The plane is so fast that on September eleventh to set two thousand as an one if you'll remember President George W Bush was reading to a classroom full of second graders when he got the report the twin towers had been hit. I was in Texas wasn't and he got on Air Force One and they were going back to Washington and one of the air force pilots in one of the F. Sixteen jets fighter jets that that escorted air force one back to Washington said that Air Force One was moving so fast that the fighter jets had to speed up. Thank yous in Florida. He was that's right yeah. You're right yeah so I wonder are there. Fighter jets that track it when when Air Force One goes like to Europe or something consuming you would think wouldn't you. I think they have a squadron around them. Plus the Doomsday plane you go look at all the cool stuff that none of us are nice. Get the the more on of the day sent right to your phone. Moron to eight eight eight. Bob Share to sixty seven four three seven yet another streaming service. This is on the way folks you just. You're not getting enough. Television are you. You're not getting enough movies. You don't have enough choices so we need more and this is called. It's NBC universal they announced it will be called peacock and it will launch next. April and they already have a high profile show called saved by the Bell Revival. That was my now. They're not bringing back saved by the bell. They're redoing it. They're officially working with Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley. I'm glad Mario Lopez going to be audit because I want him off of my gas station of television screen. I never be updates. I never dreamed that I would be watching entertainment news at the gas pump. It just just doesn't can't we just be quiet anywhere. I just want to Philip the damn tank. You know I get back in my car so with you about this. It's too much up to the second. Here's the latest breaking news Hollywood please. I don't care I get right. I put it in. I hate gas pumps where you'd have that notch that lets you lock. It hit that to lock it. In place I get back can the car and I won't even look at Mario the windows up. I'm not making eye. We're not missing out not what because that same company that has Mario they do the word of the day and sometimes I try to use the word to the other person at the other pump behind me. I know there is annoying and so if the word comes up and I think I could use it in a sentence also I'll say hi to them and then I'll try to work it in and then we usually wait a minute. I love this but do you really you do I do. I do try that. This is the one indignity that hasn't happened to him stranger talking to him about the word of the day at the gas yeah well. If you came over to my side of town I would use that on you. Put here's the thing he would be so I wouldn't. I wouldn't use it. You have to look for the right person because honestly I would see Bob Bob over there and Bob Scowling at Mario Lopez and I know that the conversation isn't GonNa go well so I'm not going to use the word of the day to him. I don't want strangers saying something like Hello Hello. I'm being garrulous today. Exactly I'm not from around here. I was driving down the road and then it bifurcated and here here I am no. I don't want that at all that is actually you know for for coming up with something a jerk people around that is a pretty good pretty good one. Yes you are the other news in television is HBO Max. This is another streaming service HBO. Oh Max just paid billions of dollars for what the Big Bang theory the re the Real Big Bang theory the reruns the Hollywood reporter said they paid billions and they're going to get twelve seasons and that will start next spring. It'll be the the only place that you can see reruns of the Big Bang theory and Hbo Backs Just Paid Four hundred twenty five million dollars for five years worth of friends got it away from Netflix. I am already paying for. HBO and I don't WanNA see reruns of regular network TV for paying coming for HBO HBO content but I think this is an extension. This is another one you can add to way to go. Sheri in this year is one of the most influential women in Radio Years Bob and sharing my daughter. Lynton had a baby shower a couple of weeks ago. Mary went to Chicago. I was working link and she said it was fantastic. A lot of her friends from the Chicago area where the Air Ramsey was there and she got some wonderful gifts. I gave a baby stroller which cost just about I think half of my first car I believe that just about half of my first car and she loves it and so I've you know normally wouldn't look at stories about baby showers but when you have a daughter who is expecting in few weeks. Maybe slow down a little bit. This is such a sweet story. I want to tell everybody about it. a couple Jonathan and Cindy Strawbridge they live in York Pennsylvania India and they have a two year old son so they know how expensive basics like diapers and baby clothes are in a few days ago they put together a hundred and fifty gift gift baskets hundred fifty gift baskets and then gave them two months new moms and dads who are struggling or didn't to have a baby shower of their own they called it the community baby shower and they filled each basket with essentials like formula and diapers and Cindy also attached personalized notes through every basket to let the mom know that quote you monitor your loved and so is your child. I thought that was so I like that. Isn't that Nice Yeah a hundred fiftieth idea. That's that's impressive when you go through a baby registry after you've had a couple of babies when you go through a first time parents words baby registry your giggling 'cause you're like you're not. GonNa need it. You don't need it. Oh is that right. You don't need it. You're not gonNA use it. I promise you she's only GonNa if she wears it once. It'll only be once. I bet that's the case so you just go looking for the things that you know. They'll use stroller a baby baby monitor the stuff like that. I didn't have to go through the baby registered because her sister called me up and said Dad. You need to buy that stroller away. uh-huh in a way it did yeah. I I just recently because I've got a bunch of weddings coming up so I was going through one of the wedding registries and I know these people very very well and it's like you do not really want that gravy boat MHM because I've known y'all room long time. I've never seen you eat gravy much less. Make Mary Scott went from her grandmother and that boat is never sailed you. I do ninety that great but but there's always some stuff on there. You're like that yeah that you need that. You want. You know what Mary wants to do you and and it's funny because it actually does work. She wants to get Landen's baby a plate his his first plate you know just a good sized plate with maybe his name on it or something like that and I said really and she said no no no. They're gonNA love it. She has a plate and it's called the Star played and whoever did a great job that week in the house whether it was Hampton or Madison whether maybe they got a great grade or I don't they went into the fifth grade or whatever it is got to eat on the star plate that night and I've been watching this for ten years now and she said do you understand that you've never seen either one of my kids to anything but smile when they get the star plate even when they were teenagers we have one. Do we really are old boss Rick Jackson. When Olivia was a baby he gave me this plate and especial marker that won't wash off and and because it's a tradition in his family tide is that do you still see that plate come out at their house. It's the birthday plate the use it now for the birthday play yeah so sit tradition mission and it comes out and you not only get to eat off that plate but I ride on the back of it or the rim of it or whatever what the competition was celebrate yeah. That's very cool. She's looking for something right now. That could be you know handed down and I guess we would put his name on it and the date Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah you could go to one of those paint your own pottery places and make one yeah a good where you could go to what's that what's that that website that made the Bob Lacey Christmas stocking. Oh yeah that's right. I forget the new day. They make those plates personal creations that she's she's online. She's she's found some and some pretty good things. Some of them pretty expensive and you could have on the bottom of the plate. You could have from Bob Lacey. If you went to exactly from Hundley ugly see your Papa of what was the talk back. We had the other day grumpy from Bob. macey Your Papa Your grumpiness You're Rumpus Papa. I'd rather be grumpy than people. I wonder what your fight with people. I just don't want to be known as people. It's not going to be happening ever. We're happy why not happy copy happy. You're not poppy. Pat Pat Poppy Not Papin. You're never seaworthy. You're not a pappy take back. The only thing you did was seaworthy you all the only thing you ever did was march in line and look cars on the interstate. You never actually junior Neruda. Did you learn how to do all it wasn't. I was not allow- did you. Did you learn how to do all the knots himself self up. Take it back thank you. I'm not GONNA do this. I'm not GONNA do that. I got the nuts go. I will not allow that disrespect too. It's Bob and Sheri. It's the new Bobby Cherry on the free Bob and Sheri at they're not Oughta ton of details that I've been able to find on this but it it came up on my now. This news feed which is a great website. If you want to check it out now this news news dot com. Did you know about this to people were arrested for seal for stealing and eighteen carat gold toilet valued valued at six million dollars from the former home of Winston Churchill. It's did you know that toilet had a name. I know what the name is is. America sit is did. Did you know about that. How did you know about that. I read about it in the New York Times and it is the artist commentary on what he thought America and the lavishness of part of our society. It just made my mind spin with all the possibilities did you. Did you know that you were able to win. was touring this toilet toured by the way and for a certain amount of money you could use visit they would plummet they would hug it up. I don't know how much and that went to the museum or wherever wherever went you could put sure your royal right on there and take a big old whatever you from from what I read in the article in America. I was offended by the name Tom. I can't believe that it went on they went on and they plummeted and let people use it and that's what I took away from. This article had to read twice because I couldn't believe it either remember. We had a call first of all how I mean. How do you do that a solid gold toilet. How do you make your business in front of everybody at a museum insurance sure it was a private situation. Remember the caller we had on the show once who was in. I think it was home. I'm deep oh with her. Little toddler toddler saw toddler saw display toilet toddler had just potty trained toddler walked right over dropped his Ed said maybe display toilet at the Home Depot Yup. I bet that's happened more than once sure yeah more saving more doing today. Jimmy is the day for doing. Ah sometimes things just work show. I was offended by the name America without toilet. I was just stand that we have our we have our downside. Were Very Gauche. Blah Blah Blah but then again Buckingham Palace is not exactly a starter well. I was just a little surprised is that it was in the former home of Winston Churchill. I mean I'm not really surprised at this point. I'm I'm really surprised by anything I see but I I don't think of Winston Churchill having a eighteen carat gold toilet. Don't either I think it was probably was it used Churchill. I I don't know this is. I just saw this on from from what I've read it. I read a biography many years ago about Winston Churchill and as he became older you know they throw them out right. After four to which I always thought was very strange. he started the making tours around the world for money lake speaking speaking tours yeah and life magazine came to him and said we would like to Sir Winston when we were elected to a story about you and he said how much would I would. I make and I always thought that was so strange but even more interesting. He lived in this this beautiful big Manor House but at one point he was at the age he was he was getting was elderly. He decided to have a cottage a brick cottage approach that would be on the property the Manor House. I don't know what they would do with it but he and his wife would live in a smaller brick cottage and so they commenced to a a building it and there are photographs of him in the winter with a cigar in his mouth next to the brick masons with one of those the trowel laying bricks into his retirement house with an overcoat cigar his mouth from what what I've read of the man he was very Ken. Do Yeah Yeah Oh. He was interesting people in history. I'm not surprised that he went on a speaking tour. Whether whether or not he needed the money I can't imagine him going quietly no personal one of the most powerful people in the world and amazing writer her orator disappear. It's really you know it's also amazing that he'd stay up late at night drinking heavily writing those speeches and they'd be code and they'd be coherent they be inspirational. People quote them to this day just an associate him with a solid relate. He doesn't seem flashy that way. Hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast we would love if you would subscribe scribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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Bob & Sheri Quarantine Chat with Christopher Titus (Airdate 4.30.2020)

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Bob & Sheri Quarantine Chat with Christopher Titus (Airdate 4.30.2020)

"Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri All Right Happy Gateway to the weekend. We got a big Thursday show for you. I know it doesn't feel like Thursday on one of our listeners on instagram and said that her son said every day is blurs day. The first week in April. That's how I feel special today. Comedian Christopher Titus is going to join us in about an hour or so right here on the show but today we are partnering with Radio Stations. All around the country to help raise awareness and funds to help feed Americans. You've seen the news coverage people in Traffic Jams in Florida. That stretched on for hours and hours. People who've never needed to go to a food bank before in their lives are hungry now. The unemployment rate the number of people furloughed because of covert nineteen has put such a demand on the nations food banks so along with a bunch of other radio stations. All around the country the Bob and Sheri Show is spending today. Getting the word out that you can help feed America. Go TO BE O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com Slash Food Banks. And you'll find food banks in all of the areas where our show is heard that you can make a direct donation to and there's other information on the site to if there's not a food bank in your area that you can support once again. That's BOB AND SHERI DOT COM slash food banks. Yeah it's amazing throughout history. That's the number one thing that people in times of crisis have wanted whether it's wore a pandemics or whatever you've got to have food and this is a great way to help out you'll feel great and you'll see somebody's face light up I have speaking of food to help out. The potato industry people in Belgium have been asked by politicians to double the amount of French fries. They currently eat. Todd I think I think this is directed calling my name right there. I'm all about that Bob. I feel like you're doing your part by You've not you've quadrupled. The amount of potato chips she used to eat. Yeah that's right. Yeah so I need to up my frie game. And you know I I haven't used the The Friar thing that Mary has What is that the Air Fryer? I haven't used that in a while the last time she made them. I was so surprised though perfect. Those French fries are with the Air Fryer and it's easy to do. You can make potato tips. I bet in your Air Fryer. And trying that yeah. I'm not doing. I'm staying with Cape Cod. I'm staying with Cape Cod. Your home fight at home homemade fried chips they are the bomb and if you get some good ranch dressing not not not bottle ranked but if you get a good ranch you could use that you just. You just brought me back to childhood memory that I haven't thought of in so long. Did anybody else's mom do this. We would once in a while. Get some sort of a of a steak you know some sort of a or a pork chop and My mother would make these. They're not home fries like you'd get in a restaurant but she would slice the potato into thin slices and then put some butter in a cast iron pan and and then fry the potatoes and serve them with with the meat. Yeah we ate that all the time as kids. I haven't had that in years and years. I made I told you I made breakfast for dinner the other night. I made those in the oven. Yeah yeah good you can actually make it in the oven and it'll be a little bit better for you since you're refusing to use your air fryer But we felt so irritating. Good I choose to do doing that to you seriously. You think I'm doing that you did. You did say that I will not. I will not make my own chips. I insist on Cape Cod. You've just did that to you that you did. You did you. Did you did mattress the help. The potato industry and this is what he gets my grandmother. My grandma do that to Bob. She would fry steaks and a cast iron pans and put butter in there. She would just take a grease from the steaks and put the raw potatoes and cook the potatoes that way so soaking up the the leftover State Greece it was good. It's amazing we're all still here. It's a free agent. Then we all drink black coffee and smoke cigarettes while we watched the soaps together. That's what we did. God was six. I was drinking coffee at the age of three. Because my parents would drop me off at my grandparent's house during the day and she would make me lumping oatmeal because I'd requests lumpy oatmeal. I don't know why but had to be lumpy and she would serve me. Black coffee with a splash of TAP. Water just cut it a little bit. Just a didn't even put milk. She didn't meet my Milton wanted. I didn't WanNA 'cause she drank it black. Oh he was all man air on the justice an early age. Todd's grandmother didn't believe in stepping on the product and if he couldn't handle it straight he wasn't ready for all right. What what was it about grandmothers back? Then that that they they wanted other creatures to drink coffee you know might first wife's mother Big Nancy would would drink coffee with a lot of cream and sugar in it and she'd also give it to the dog. The dog would drink coffee. Loaded with milk and sugar. Mike Grimm gave the Schnauzer Heintz. He had coffee and pound cake or whatever she was having he had to. She blows smoke in his face. And when when I would be like Colonel. Do not believe cigarette smoke in his face. She'd be like hey likes it. Speech houser no. I don't speak Schnauzer. But I don't feel like smoking. Thinking no everything is he turned out just the adage cop this Bob and Sheri thanks to these Bob and Sheri listeners. Who have jobs considered essential? I work in healthcare. Do residential trash pickup. I'm a nurse who is currently working in public health. It's Bob and Cherry well. Looks like Leon say dug through the couch cushions and came up with six million dollars to donate to the Corona Virus Relief Fund to help quote mental health support and personal wellness care including testing and medical services food supplies and so on On I know she's worth hundreds of millions of dollars but six million eight chump change. So thank you beyond say and the big I just can. I just jump in. This is going to be a controversial statement I was reading an article online the other day that looked at celebrities who had donated to the cause you know beyond say six million and This person a million here and five million there and so on and so forth and they they did a survey of famous preachers like TV preachers. That kind of thing media creatures to St what they had donate it and There wasn't a single donation on any of the names on that list. None and it was all the people that you would expect when I say famous TV preacher about a handful of names immediately come to mind not a dime so yeah it's I think it's very easy to go well beyond say could donate six hundred million Beyond say donated six million or and so donated a million Ryan Reynolds is donating all the proceeds from his aviation gender probably We could do a laundry list of Well known people who've donated a ton of money and not a single dollar donated by any of these famous. Tv religious figures nut not even from there Associations or whatever. They call them organizations. I you know that was. I'm just telling you what article and it was. It was shocking. I was shocked honestly when I saw that. And it's just once again like it's so what is it in our culture. What is it in our in our species that somebody does something and we go? Yeah but you know I know is the but society now isn't it? It's really like gross and padding and it is an ugly mirror that we hold up to ourselves because when we go when you say beyond say donated six million. Yeah but she's got a hundred million. That that is a way of dodging any responsibility. We might feel to take any action of our own semi sense so instead of going well beyond say gave six million. I can't do that but maybe I could do. This or the other we go. Oh yeah well it goes. She's rich and it's just a way to deflect and dodge and it's so gross you know it totally. I totally agree with you. Six million six million dollars still money. It's kind of like those people who walk by a lemonade. Stand in their neighborhood and the kids are selling. Hose water lemonade. That has a dead fly floating in our standard going rate around here right. It's tepid host water deadbug in these kids. I always give them the dollar and I buy their hose water lemonade. But but I've seen people go. Oh well you don't need my dollar your dad's of Vice President at the bank okay. Well that's that's six year old really just understood that lifeless you impart it like you just gave me a great memory. I know stop. I know why I went into radio and not into business being a businessman because I had a lemonade stand and I wasn't selling lemonade for a dollar a cup. It was like ten cents. Twenty cents quarters. Something wasn't right for business because I opened up my stand when I was about five or six we. We lived in the last house on the cul de sac. Business was slow. The drive-by traffic was with slow Schwarzer's countries. Yeah unexpected this is Bob and Sheri Congratulations. Sheri Lynch names one of the most influential women in radio again this year. It's Bob and Cherry in Australia. They did a TV Fundraiser like a benefit for covert nineteen and it was all Australian musicians and that's all the only Australian musicians and so it was very like Aussie Pride and there was some great bands that were performing and one of the bands. That played is crowded. House and crowded house has one of the great songs. I guess of the early nineties. Todd is that one don't dream it's over again. I think it's either late. Eighty s going into early nineties. Yeah it's one of the great songs of the era. So here's what here's what's cool about what you're about to hear. Crowded House played. This song live on Australian television and each member of the band was quarantined in his own house. And they pulled the song together from all these different locations. And when you watch and we'll post this video see confined it to a post it up on our facebook When you watch the video you'll see that they're all playing together all these different locations and you'll see all the different images come onto the screen you think it's tricky to do the show like this from four separate spots. Can you imagine having if we were all musicians trying to play a song and queue off of each other? We can't even sing the opening to the odd casting crazy so think about that and this is crowded house performing don't dream. It's over live on Australian television company. Freedom the freedom tragic indicate own. Cdn travel don't hey now to the surge. Lots to do don't cooled. That was really good. I always thought they were an English band. I because there are so many English fans getting hits during that period. I didn't know they are Australia. It was I was following this broadcast on twitter and people were people in Australia. Were like yeah yeah. We have plenty of Great Australia. We don't mean to go outside and Australia. Did they have another son. That approach the sort of popularity. Because that's the only song I know by them. They yeah actually. There were not that. Approach that that that song hearing right now is like one of the great hits of the era but they had some other stuff and they were like a lot of non-american vans. They had like a ton of success in their own country and in Europe. It's kind of like you know the British singer Robbie Williams we know Robbie Williams as the guy who sang beyond the sea over the credits for finding Nemo bought Karen Song. And that's how we know Robin Williams always defining but in England Europe the biggest star ever. There there are some European stars That really never caught on in the United States. It's just when I hear that song. I hear that the band is still together in their in their popular. And they're doing this. I just say to myself. Wow One song and you can write it for twenty years and you really can in some cases. Yeah you gotta remember that Neil and Tim Finn the two brothers in the band. They were in another band. Prior to crowded house called split ends and they were very alternative early alternative band and they had they had massive hits with one step ahead and history never repeat you know so they they had been around for nothing every top this song I was going to say. Yeah but there are bands get one hitter two hits like or one and a half hits you know and and they can be selling out arenas but they can still make a pretty good living you know for decades with a couple of hits bits gotta go somewhere on a Saturday night right. I just think that it it when you watch the video and you'll want to watch the video. It's wild to think that they were able to pull that off. All the musicians were but that's like they've been playing together for decades in forever and so I guess it's so much easier because there's like there's like a second between the four of us are hooked up but there's still like less of about a half a second between when you talk and when I hear you and I I don't know how they do that. A better a better setup. I guess right off. That doesn't seem bottles. Don't you feel like we're on the cutting edge of technology here? You go no no seriously seriously. I do think that I mean there's not. Have we heard of anything? That's better than what we have with the setup coming from multiple locations. I haven't had the power of Liga Broadcast Australian television behind them. I'm sure they had a couple of tricks that we saw that one hit pays for a lot under Bob. Evidently does all right. We got more odds in the news. Coming up right. It's NAST and it's Bob and Sheri Easy to forget that there are people in your community or starving hunger in the United States is at an all time high do to covert nineteen people who have never had to wait in line for food have to do so now people like you and me but you can help in your local community just bomb cherry dot com slash from any donation of any kind can help and thanks from Bob and Sherri Sherri you. Here they are. He's a Moron Complete Idiots Laurent's in the news. Do you guys know wouldn't Clarence six hundred. Lt Car is a mckesson six hundred. It's a very fancy sports car. Do you know how much one costs I. I do about a quarter of a million dollars. Quarter of a million dollars so someone who owns a quarter million dollar? Mclaren six hundred Lt. Who happens to be in the Charleston South Carolina area I guess he thought when you pay a quarter million dollars for a car. Damn thing should be the batmobile and he thought it could float so he drove it into a flooded roadway and of course it got stuck because the McLaren even though it costs a million dollars. A quarter million dollars is not a boat. The water floated right off the road and straight into muddy grassy area where it got trapped. There was almost nothing to driver. Do Control of vehicle because once. The water lifted the tires of the car off the surface of the road. It was no longer an expensive sports car. It was overpriced nonfunctional. And here's what I learned about it. It hasn't twin turbo a three point eight liter V. Eight and one hundred ninety. Two horsepower could again. That doesn't do you any good. If it's floating it can also reach a top speed of two hundred and four miles an hour but because it's a car and it's not a boat. There is no way that they can get to float the footage of this. We have video that we're sending your phone. The footage of this very expensive car floating by some people living in an apartment area was captured. And you hear a woman's voice as the cargo sailing by you hear a woman's voice go that's not gonNA make it i. I don't know what it is about that. But that's my favorite part text. The word Boron two eight eight six two seven four three seven and we will send this video directly your phone and when you do your automatically entered to win a bottle of our very own Bob and Sheri Hand Sanitizer. It's called people make me sick. I wonder I wonder if the Insurance Company picks up the TAB for that because he should have stopped. You know. You're you're not supposed to do that. Well if he doesn't have farmers I don't like his team this. This story is hard to believe but it is true it's from WSB in Atlanta. A thirty five year old guy in Georgia whose real name is speedy Gonzalez. Just got arrested. After several months on the run cops have been looking for him since late. January January after he stole more than three thousand dollars worth of checks from a guys mailbox they've been tracking him since March and they finally arrested speedy Gonzalez on Saturday after a cop pulled him over in his car. It is not clear if he tried to outrun the COP or not facing charges of forgery identity fraud and theft by deception and he has other warrants out also. This could only be topped by a guy named peppy lip. Hugh if he was busted for unwanted touching there was a song. He's really named speedy speedy now. If that name rings a Bell I have this strange hobby where I'm fascinated and I and I find out information about inappropriate songs that were hits right a have. The Arab was like a number one song and it could never get played today. And because of Hispanics in our country being such a powerful force there is no way that Pat Boone's speedy Gonzalez which went to number one. She gifted writing Ethan. I have to go shopping DOT COM. You need some thirty s and td hour or it's like two and a half minutes of that sort of stuff. And I think it was the biggest hit that Pat Boone ever had or one of them. Anyway and there's no way there's no way you just time you just get blatant anymore. Cartoon a little cartoon mouse named speedy. Gonzales was Tom and Jerry. Bugs is a warner brothers cart. Yeah I didn't know there was a song on the radio. I just thought it was a cartoon character. You're right that would never I apologize for playing it now? That was something I could not get played today. This is Bob and Sheri pandemic or not quarantine or not. Mother's Day is coming and this might be kind of a challenging mother's Day might be Kinda hard to find the perfect gift for your mom one. You can't really go out and cruise the mall and shop and two chances are good. You won't be able to spend mother's Day with your mom kind of tears it my heart. 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That's ten dollars off at the end of it. You'll not only have a mother's Day gift to remember. Your family will have the story of you. And how cool is that story worth dot com slash Jerry for ten dollars off. Let's get back to the show. Jerry say sports fan gyms okay with sports? Confuse me start with Tom. Brady you guys know. There's I'm going. Joke about. Social Media Stories began with a Florida Man. And then it is. Tom Brady has become that guy now that he lives in Florida with the Tampa Bay buccaneers. He's had two things happened in his short time of being a bucket near in the past week or so. I was caught working out at a local park in Tampa which was closed to the public of course due to the Kobe. Nineteen and was told to go home in politely told to go home and then the other day he was going to meet with his new offensive coordinator Byron left which and instead of walking into Byron left. Which is House? He walks into the house just to the left of it where man is sitting at his kitchen table and looks up. And there's Tom Brady dropping his duffel bag at the front door. Walk the end. So the guy's name is David Kramer. He's sitting at his kitchen table. He's on the phone on a phone call and he sees a tall guy walk in and drop off his Duffel bags at the front door. And Kramer says I literally just sit there and watch this Tall Guy. Walk into my house book. He didn't even look at me. Like dropped off his Duffel bags on the floor. Kind of looked up and said I guess I'm in the wrong house and then quickly got up and went out and went next door to the house. He was supposed to go to one thing about this story. Is Bob. If you're visiting share your sure if you're visiting bobber Max wherever you just walk in the front door without knocking or ringing a doorbell or something. That's only if you Tom Brady. I guess it's just going to say if you're Tom Brady. Did you go see what the mayor of Tampa said about Tom? Brady getting busted by police for working under local park. The mayor apologized to Tom. Brady and said forgive us but we always respond to reports of wild goats. Geo At graces. It was I had the same thing happened. One time when I went to Sherry's house for a party and I hadn't been to the house before and I went to the neighbor's house and I had a gift in my hand and I walked in the front door because I assume that you know people I can hear noise in the back and I walk out on their patio and these people look at me and I look at them and I say I'm in the wrong house. He says yes. You are glad to see new all work out you know yeah so the NFL draft. It was a virtual drafter. Yes there are some interesting things that you watched it which a lot of people did over the course of three days to me at the best part was is like watching house hunters on like hgtv or something just to see what everyone's kitchens and living rooms look like built Mela check. Had this table that he had his computer sitting on. It looked like a checkerboard. Like you'd play checkers or chess on and I don't know if he staged I'm guessing he did. He walked out of the room at his dog was sitting at the laptop by itself in the chair as if the dog was making the picture. Bill ballot check. Did she see I was telling the guys about this because I watched the light of the draft cavs watching Jim Grudge a goodell complaining that he was only sitting around eating cookies doing chores? That was the most human I've ever seen. Rodriguez tried so hard. I mean it was like it was like scripted. Casualness like he would keep this thing about the booing he would turn around to the Bank of fans that were booing him but it got to the point where he was so in on the joke that used to be funny that he almost ruined the joke because after two hundred times of him egging the fans on virtually the BOO him. It kind of got like. Yeah Okay Yeah we got it not funny anymore. But he went from standing up with a suit coat on by the third day he was sitting back in the lazy boy with his feet. Up with a t shirt on so yeah. Let's let's talk about the one guy that was drafted by the packers. Funny so you know third days. Six seventh-round late rounds Jon. Runyan is on the phone with his agent. He's an offensive lineman out of Michigan. And while he's on the phone with all done this right you're on the phone and then you've got another phone call coming in. I always do the wrong thing. I hang up a disconnect both people and somehow his thumb hit the decline button which was the Green Bay. Packers trying to we're trying to draft you. They obviously we make connections few moments later so it worked out at the end but just it was funny. Things like that kept happening because it was. Just you know you knew there'd be some technical glitches or awkwardness and that kind of thing. So evolved you know. His beginning with the Green Bay packers is that he hung up the phone when they were trying to call them wondering what he said I wonder if he beat himself up or his mama yelled at what happened after he disconnected offensive. Lineman you fat finger. Excuse which I always use. I have sports in question. Jim So why do they call the last guy draft it Mr Irrelevant? It's a joke. It's the last guy drafted and what they've done in past years. When we were able to gather would bring this person to somewhere Orlando Maybe Disney world or whatever do a parade give all these gifts and stuff as the last player selected. They try to make a big deal out of this. I think actually began independently of the NFL. Somebody just had an idea like let's make this guy instead. We celebrate the first pick as the last pick. Like this big deal so kind of this joke and Mr Irrelevant became the title of it. And they'll take on this life of itself where it becomes this big deal about. Who's the last guy drafted? So do you think that that could be done with women's sports which has a misery relevant misery relevant? Oh no because I have title top. You're right we'll be back with James O'Keefe board sports confuse me coming up. It's Bob and Sheri. Nearly twenty two million children across the United States rely on free or reduced price meals during the school year and the schools closed due to the corona virus outbreak. Those children may lose their only source of food. But you can help these children in your local community. Just go to BOB AND SHERI DOT COM slash food banks. Anything you can give. We'll help BOB AND SHERI DOT COM slash food banks. Thanks to these Bob and Sheri listeners. Who have jobs considered essential? I work in Healthcare Audu residents traffic. I'm a nurse working in public health states. It's Bob and Cherry. We are back with sports. Confuse me with our very own Jim Zoki and we've got an exciting sports show. Business Story When this one broke my husband came to me and said to me I guess you've heard about Jay Cutler and Kristen Cavalier Cavalieri and he and I looked at him and I said how do you know about it and he said I pay more attention to your Hollywood crap that you think Jay Cutler is a Chicago bear correct. He was yes recently out of illegally longtime Chicago. Bears quarterback is interesting news. Kind of I don't know how you call them kind of a brooding kind of character as far as his personality not the most outgoing friendly guy and so it's an interesting pairing with him and Kristen Cavalieri so after seven years of marriage ten years together they announced over the weekend there are getting divorced. She had that reality show with him. Very Cavalieri that ran for a couple of seasons and so they It's interesting I always like. I always do these comments. These press releases about their divorce and she's saying things like you know we were very loving. We respect each other. This is just two people growing apart. We share memories and all this stuff and then after the fact like he filed before she did this packing up. And she's saying respect our privacy and yet you put it out to the globe on a social media tweet that you're getting divorced but then you want respected privacy so I always think these things kind of contradict each other. Well they want it both ways. That's what it is this. The word on the street is is that this is going to be very ugly. Divorce very ugly custody battle. Yeah and that. She has allegedly accused him of Marital Misconduct Aka infidelity. But then he's denied that so who knows. I Never. I never heard of that. Show Very Cavalieri I. I don't really know anything about her. She was on the hills. I do believe reality. Show the hills and she has a fashion because everyone except for. My mom has a fashion line now. But that's all I mean that's kind of it. They have. I think three kids Jim Ages. Four five and seven so very young and the interesting thing is they were all as a family. They were trapped in all places the Bahamas because of a quarantine because this when the covert nineteen hit they were on vacation. They ended up being stuck there for almost a month and they were sending out like daily photos at that time of them on the beach and playing with the kids and all that and nobody I guess cable closely probably knew but besides that nobody knew that they were on the verge of getting a divorce that either that or you know. It's it's been floated that a lot of people just when they're on top of each other for days and days and days somebody gets up one morning and says Oh man on I wanna hear your voice the rest of my life and that that could be pardoned young. I mean it just seems like you would wait till after the pandemic though this would be terrible time and I have thrown a man or two out in my day but this seems like a terrible time to chuck somebody out to the street. Doesn't Bob Point? It's like what would be worse now. They're back at their home wherever they live outside of the Bahamas. Now you're trapped in your house with that person's if you've already come to that conclusion I guess you would have to be at this point. Just move forward with it. I guess you know they have enough money. Where if you got back to the United States you've decided to divorce. You probably could find to different places to live during the during this period. I or you could I mean hotels are open writes some hotels and also it's just occurring to me. Why do I care we're Jay Cutler? Care you're somethin' Golfer. Adam Scott. This is an awesome story. That will firm your faith in humanity. Let's do that will get you near the verge of tears on this one so Adam Scott well known? Pga A golfer from Australia as one a major or two in his career. There's a guy in Australia in Sydney. Who is seventy six years old has had apparently seven brain tumors experiences confusion but among his beliefs are that he and Adam Scott regularly play rounds of golf together so the daughter sent out an email or request to Adam. Scott the PGA Golfer. Letting him know about this. So Adam Scott calls this man in Sydney. Australia's name is Ross Campbell and has a long conversation having a pretend conversation about the rounds of Golf. They've shared just the good buddies that they are talking about golf. This guys actually in a wheelchair can't stand up and apparently the wife and the daughter were watching this as it was taking place of course in tears as Adam Scott. The Golfer called this man in this house that is so sweet but wouldn't that adds to the confusion. No I mean he already boosts needs it. Requested family requested it so it was nice of him to follow through and not ignore it and and take the time to do that. You know you're right Sherry. I believe that I'm in control in this house. And she plays right along with an. Who's IT hurting right? Exactly exactly Tim Sochi. Thank you so much and had just want to remind everybody to hit our website at B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. Dot Com. I'm sure shows partnering with Radio Stations. All around the USA Today to help raise awareness and donations for our nation's foodbanks if you were paying attention to the news yesterday you saw historic traffic jams in Los Angeles. As people sat in their cars for hours. Waiting to get Boxes of donated food from area food banks same thing happening in Florida and Pennsylvania. Families who have never known hunger in this country are staring down right now and if you can help they need your help. We need your help. We've got links to food banks and all of our listening areas all around America on our website right now at B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. Dot Com. Thank you Jim Zoki. Stay safe stay healthy. It's Bob Quarantine. Contact US leave us a talk back picking up new skills during the quarantine because well we've had to learn some new things or just so darned bored. We're trying new things. I'm going to give you a few examples of that in just a moment but I I. I have to call out A situation that I'm dealing with and I think a lot of other people will to about a year and a half ago. I started getting some real pains literally in the neck and in the shoulders and it was because I've spent so many years hunched over a microphone right and so I I eventually got some therapy for it. And I started doing the daily burn and stretching exercises and get rid of it and it was like miraculous. They didn't have to worry about it anymore. It was hard to get out of bed some mornings so Things have changed and I'm no longer at the studio where I haven't microphone. That can go up and down and I can stay ended. Talk or I can walk around while Sheri's talking I have a little microphone. And I'm sitting down and guess what the pain is coming back again. So if you are working from home and you're on a computer and you're on a zoom room zoom room and it's different for you. Don't forget you gotta get up you gotTA stretch. Don't hunch over or you're going to get the same thing that I dealt with to all right just a little public service thing for you there this morning now. I've definitely especially the first few weeks that we were doing this where I had my head inside that box after that I couldn't turn my head in either direction. I could've book straightforward. But it's better now I've been you've got you've really got to do some stretching exercises and they're not hard okay People posted this online. And I've collected a few of them. These are new skills that some folks picked up. Maybe you have to one. Woman said Made Lasagna last night and my husband said quarantine is finally made you a good cook. How I think somebody's GonNa have some lonely nights for a while right. This guy posted this. I love this. I was able to change all of the photos in the House to pictures of people from full House while my wife works at the hospital. She hasn't realized that yet day seventeen is that is that a hoot. I'd like to see that. Actually I know I know. A woman Posted with three kids. The only thing I've learned. Is that a circus. Master is a much harder job than you might think. Yeah Yeah I'm telling you I don't help people with Who Have Lake multiple kids under the age of ten? I don't know how they're doing this. I know it. I know it working on my sewing skills made a stack of masks now. I'm refining the design. They still kind of look like they were sewn by drunken seamstresses with no thumbs but everybody claims they're comfortable so I count that as a win I love this baking at three a m after a night of drinking bourbon back that means waking up to a smoke alarm at three forty five coverage knows. Eats a rolls all charred? It's I wake up in the middle of the night. The smell of Gino's pizza rolls cooking. And it's the three teenagers in my house cookie. I'll hear the might slam in you. Know 'cause they're all up in the middle of the night and And Yeah I said too. I said to Riley and Post Cologne last night. I said who is up at two o'clock in the morning Morgan. The microwave and then he turned around and went. Oh that was me. I was making CASO. Dip like will shut the door a little quieter for so K. their post tied. Your I told you really are WANNA be the guy in my tidy wide. He's out there screaming at somebody you know. Because they're eating because look at their just as bored as everybody else but please you know like maybe don't make the case so in the middle of the night when you know that Mr Todd has to get up and go to work God screaming at a teenager. Who's making case who at two? Am In a microwave in your tidy. Whitey that's like right out of my name is earl do it. I have for you good for you. one one person posted. I bet a lot of people are in this situation Faucet. Replacement offered new ones for a couple that were leaking for years and with the help of Youtube. I successfully installed both. I think a lot of people are doing things like that that little replacements of annoying things that they find the. You're getting around to and on Youtube. You can find a you know how to do anything. That's on my list of things to do. Gen has got me her. Kitchens Faucet this weekend so I'm GonNa do that. It's very satisfying. When you discover that if you just follow the directions and go very slowly and carefully that you can actually do something but you know what you have to do. Because I did this one. I put together this chair. You have to say to yourself when you look at the directions and you're kind of intimidated. You have say to yourself I. Your sister is not here like she used to be when Chris came around to put everything together. And secondly you can do this and if you say you can do this and you do follow those darn directions. It usually works out. Pretty good This one I relate to and I'm not proud of it. I'm good at hiding my vodka bottles in the bottom of the recycling bin under all the water bottles. So I'm not judged by my neighbors. I think your neighbors need to mind their own. Damn business to Quan as best they can ask about that and just about finally. I have learned the fine art of gain and poor decision making so they are. 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All across the United States to raise funds and awareness for food banks So many Americans are unemployed. Laid off furloughed and hungry for the first time in some cases. If you've watched the news you've seen traffic jams that go on for hours. People in Florida lined up in their cars waiting for food donations from food banks. People are finding themselves all of us are finding ourselves in situations. We never even imagined before and the idea that anyone anyone any child any adult any elderly person would go to bed. Hungry in. This country's heartbreaking if you go to be O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com right now we have A collection of food banks from all of our listening areas all around the country so that your donation if you choose can go right back into your community plus lots more information on how you can help feed America. That's B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com and. We're hoping in the next fifteen minutes or so that comedian. Christopher Titus will join us from his home. We'll see if the technology will allow that to happen very good. We'll set jerry I found out the other day a job that I could probably do If this one goes south and there are many choices for me. I don't have a lot of other skills but I got put on my heart pants and I put on a shirt that I'm wearing right now and I went to the dump to Recycle and I was watching you pull dump area and I. That's what I call him to dump. Do People still call the The sanitation area the waste management area. Ah Dump Landfill landfill so you drive in and on the right. There's a bunch of You know containers where you can put some tin and metal sort of things and then you get into the main area and right in the middle of the main area are all these other large Containers and each container takes a different type of waste and right in the middle of the mall. There is a table with an umbrella and the dump master ten. I'm I'm looking at this guy and I'm going. Wow He's in charge and he is in charge and he's sitting there and If you come up to him with a question he tells you he's listening to his boombox with an old CD of the temptations just by Magin. They shouldn't fly away with me and he's very calm. He's very chill and you go up to him. You say I got a lot of cardboard cardboards. Right over their son and then I say now this this stop this. Is that Packing this this foam e packing material on stuff just falls apart. Put that over there in the general waste. I would be so good at doing that as well. There's something you can maybe think about for the future. Yeah because I. I love recycling the whole concept of it right and I like people to follow directions and this is very simple. There's only like four different areas. We have a ton of cardboard here too and Kevin said we need to take it out to the landfill right said or I could just take it to the station and put it in their cardboard recycling bins. And he has now. You don't WanNA catch anything. He is convinced that on the radio station is Ground Zero for confection. Even though there's no reason for that at all like I was convinced that twenty years ago. He's and he boasted. That argument by Saint has been there. We'll know todd hasn't been tied isn't going you should. Yeah I hear him. I think you're okay if you're out in the out in the blue but not inside outside bygones right. But until tod- feels the dumpsters saved the dumpsters on this is Bob and Sheri Corentin contact us. Leave a message at one. Eight eight eight off Jerry. Hey we made it happen. We are checking in with comedian and actor. Christopher Titus from his quarantine bunker. How's it going Chris? Free staying healthy is all right. You know I woke up this morning. I was feeling a injected some disinfectant and I feel that sound crazy sound but I mean the kids burritos using Lysol wipes last night and they were a little chewy but I felt good. His mom be so everything is changed my wife for Easter last Roy Moore Hulu baton shoes. She was excited this year. I got a triple pack a clorox wipes unless we did not crack the social distancing. If you know what I'm wrong ask what you've been doing to stay busy. And I need a hobby. I needed to make small trains or something because it is getting weird so seriously. What? What are you doing to fill the days are you? Are you right there at the desk writing new comedy material? That your take out on the road. Have things went so sideways? I think my next comedy special which I started writing already as a is pretty. I'M GONNA have to go into witness protection. I think after after a week. Put it out there but actually doing a show man I actually. I have a sound stage so instead of just being content on my youtube channel. And we're filming a comedy special on Saturday. A three camera comedy and I wanted to do it because I got tired of performance. I love screaming into their laptops as entertainment. I just don't think that's a good thing anymore. That's going to be really interesting. So you booked. This is not in your house. You've actually booked. Performance looks not at my house not having a show in the shed in the backyard. No I actually have a sound stage in building or we building the set yesterday for this thing. We are twelve friends coming to the special last so I have some timing. And we're filming three US three cameras and we were using lighting It's GonNa look like a comedy special you know. It's it's on Youtube yet. Yeah you got that you want to go to. Christopher tests dot com click to the link for the Special. It's ten bucks for you in your Corentin crew which means you don't have to go out to get dressed up you can actually watch me. Naked IS WANT. I mean. I'm not going to be naked for you so I think that's so interesting that you're gonNa have like a dozen friends for timing so in other words you you you. You need to judge how long the laughs would be and then go to the next joke right. We're can only do what the room is. He was Mike. Chris started playing for twelve people and for playing for twelve people. It it'll be okay. Yeah it's it'll be. It'll be fun. I had this. The show was getting standing ovations before all the night. This nightmare happened to an and I. It's all about tragedy in surviving. You know things bad things that happen. 'cause here's everybody's life is going to go you're ready. Is Birth life tragedy life tragedy life tragedy death? And if you think it's going to be different. Congratulations on your medical marijuana card in this giant tragedy. Right now in We were only gigs got cancelled and I thought well. How do we do this in? I just Kinda. I'm on cycle that way. If I if like you said I need hobbies in if I don't do something I start to go crazy with my stories in life. You don't want me to have a lot of free time listeners. Have all lots of so how. How is the House the wife enjoying your being around this much? She's tolerated she's she's Okay. I um she's she's working out like a madman which is crazy and I. I'M EATING SNICKERS BARS. So there is definitely tension in the house. Just forget but also people after that have come to my shows over the stuff that you put up four specials on my Youtube Channel for free for ninety minutes specials in them we started reporting up all the episodes of tightest one out one after the other. So there's a lot of rain will you guys? Can you know that kept me going for thirty years now? It's time when they need. You know. All I have is my comedy. I own my comedy special. So they're for free. And then if you want to see this. One on Saturday Go TO CHRISTOPHER TITUS DOT COM. It's ten bucks and then we can And then you can watch the whole crew in reappointing with is such a great idea a Saturday night. Some to look forward to all week long new entertainment. Not the same old stuff. You've been watching. What a great idea I love it. Yeah well you know if this works great if it doesn't going to get a job at a disease late in meat packing plants. I love the even ever not had a plan. B You're okay all right so Christopher Titus one more time where they can find you Saturday night and all of your specials. Christopher Titus Dot com click on the link on Saturday about. We're GONNA send you an email to private Lincoln. You to Jelly up private links you can watch the whole special. You can cast your computer up on your TV. So you can watch it on your television you would net flicks so ten bucks and we'll send you that email that afternoon you get ready to with your people and as seven o'clock Pacific Standard Time. We're GONNA WATCH A we're going to. I'm going to perform at ten o'clock east coast. Time in this thing is like it's I. I was kind of panicking my wife and I go kind of. Maybe doing this live and my wife is comedian. Turns and she goes. 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That was really fun to have Christopher Titus on just a few minutes ago I hope you were around for that and I have something that is really just plain sweet. I was reading inside The Times. The Sunday New York Times Couple of days ago and I saved this little article. They did a thing about cats versus dogs and people loved it and were writing in why they liked cats and why they like dogs and two children were featured in the paper on Sunday. The first one and I'm just going to read. This is to Lula McKinnon Peterson. She is twelve years old and she lives in San Francisco. And here's what she said. In my opinion cats are better than dogs. Don't get me wrong. I like both of them but cats just have something special. I personally really admire. How most cats have a stubborn streak and won't let you do whatever you want with them. In most cases if cats are uncomfortable they will let you know their attitude is sometimes portrayed as grumpy or mean but I think that honestly most people are used to being obeyed no matter. What and most dogs meet their expectations. But I appreciate the cats stand up for themselves and let us know that humans aren't the only animals who matter. I was well written Muslims so well written and that's a very very good point although my cats do allow me to do whatever. I want to jump in there okay. You're the exception there. I guess the second one obviously is going to be about dogs with cats versus dogs and this comes to us from N. Emma and drone who is from Bronxville New York. She is fourteen years old if I see a dog there is no way. I won't fall in love with it. Dogs have that superpower one little glance and their tail goes up and wags all over the place as if you've been lifelong pals but they do more than that. They support me whether I need a companion or someone to go on an adventure with or especially in times like this corona virus outbreak. They provide the extra loving. We all need my two cavalier. King Charles SPANIELS NAMED CASEY. Cookie are there to cheer me up even in the darkest of times by simply doing tasks like taking them on walks. I instantly become a happier person. I mean cats are great but when you need a pick-me-up catch sort of leave you in the dust. Dogs always WANNA check in on you and make sure you're okay when I look at my dogs and I see them smiling at me. I can't help. But what to send positively positively giddy outward and help others the next time you walk past a dog say thank you to them for making the world a better place. That won't hurt. I agree with that too. Yes I agreed with both of them. I mean I obviously. I'm more of a dog person but I think especially during these times these animals Bring so much to us The Cat we have Kiki. Why kid about all the time On the air. But since I've been working from home she has been over here staring. She's looking at me right now staring at me from one of the bunk beds every day. And it's just so sweet and of course Finn is Fen The only thing that I need to throw in here is something I read yesterday online and that is a pug in. North Carolina has been diagnosed with Cove and Evidently they can't pick it up. So people are now being encouraged not to just let anybody come up and pet your dog. It's probably at this point not a good idea. Just a heads up. I saw that and it made me nervous because the the the other thing that was in the news story I saw was conducts. Catch it from other dogs. Who might have any and you know like the the highlight of Sam. Nashes days when we go for a walk. He's allowed to say hello to the other neighborhood dogs right right now. I've got explain social distancing to him. He doesn't even understand the difference between the outside in the living room. I am I gonNA succeed with a me about this and it said that dogs think you quit your job just so you can spend more time with them. Cats think you're a loser. Who's hanging around the house so great? So there's a couple of young that are really our future writers. I hope they They really capitalized both those animals. It's Bob and Sheri you read once and then you read it again. I can't believe this is Bob and Cherries. Believe me all right. I have done some and found. The answer did explains why none of us know what day of the week it is anymore and why we're all so completely lost in time bring it on. The short answer is is because you know were all quarantined. But there's a there's more to it than that and this is from A psychologist at the University of Florida along with some other professional experts and why human beings brains go crazy. The first reason is your routine is out the window. It's gone like what whatever your routine pre pandemic was. I don't care who you are or what you do. You have a different routine now. We all do. That's true whether you're an essential worker. Healthcare worker schoolteacher or a hermit. Living on a mountaintop things have changed The next reason and this is the real big one I think for a lot of people. There is no separation between work hours and not work hours. There's no commute like you don't frame your day anymore with we drive to work drive home from work right. That's that's true. That's very true. Whatever your work is whether you're a teacher or an engineer or an astronaut or whatever You're working at home so you're always at work and you're always at home. There's no separation between the two and chances are good. You're working more than you ever have. Because since you're always at home and always at work there's no end to the work day. There's that's that's very true. I was pulling things for the show last night at eight o'clock. Well Todd will tell you. It's not unusual for tied to be getting caught. Work Calls at eleven o'clock at night now. How how about this? I haven't read the article you're talking about but you're you're in the same clothes all day long in some cases that's part of that routine thing like you're not there's no ritual you don't get dressed for work and then come home and put on your home close right your hard pants in the more. I have not worn hard pants in thirty five days. I have not long pants of any kind in thirty five days women. I went yesterday before dawn lake long before dawn. Middle of the night basically I got up and went to the ER to get my next rabies shot and decided like ooh. It's kind of like. I have a reason to get dressed. I wore real close and real shoes for the first time since the beginning of March And felt very like I now. My real close our boots jeans and a sweater but I felt so overdressed for I am. I've I've got one. Yes yesterday yesterday after we finished I looked outside in the garage and there were all these cardboard boxes right because so much stuff is being shipped to the house stuff from from you. Share a stuff from for the show and stuff. Mary's offered and food and Blah Blah Blah. There's so many of them I couldn't do it to the trash guys and so I said well I'm going to the dump I'm going to go. There's a recycling area at the dump and I'm going to recycle all these things and take some garbage while I'm there and I looked at myself and I said you gotTa put on a better outfit. You're going you're looking like that you. Here's another reason why we don't know what aid is. We're spending a lot of time on screens phones. Tablets computers televisions and the Blue Light. That comes from those screens. Messes with your Circadian Rhythm? Puts your body clock out of whack. Which is why your sleep schedule is struggling so here are some things that they say that we can do Face the fact that you're in a new world and create new routines that Give you structure. Since you're not getting up and getting dressed and driving to your job get up. Get dressed and make a new habit that tells your brain now. We're getting ready to go to work. And then at the end of your work day create a little routine that tells your brain and now we're finished with work for the day. That's that's called a Martini. Yeah bringing it eleven o'clock at night but you make your work your work days different from. You're not workday so if you're let's say you're someone. Who's working from home Monday through Friday? Your teacher maybe When Saturday rolls around do everything different on your off days Eat breakfast in a different place. Go for a walk in the beginning of the day. Whatever it takes to reset your routine otherwise everyday is going to be blurs day. The fifth of Maple as our listeners. Kids said the other and make sure you look good when you go to the dump. Setai get outside every day and you want to have a grounding exercise. They recommend the five four three two one technique. So here's how that goes in them will break the five four three two one technique is going to help save your sanity Corentin People's Because it takes you through your five senses so you pay attention. I five things you can see around you do it right now. Bob Do it right now to help you five things you can see around you right now. Okay go ahead and say them. Oh some bushes Giant Palm Pine Tree Guy. Going by on a bicycle just now believe it or not Blue Sky because it looks like a pretty good day and my driveway. Okay four things that you can feel around you right now. Hot Cup of Coffee The microphone in front of me. My sweatpants. That are not really sweatpants but I call them that. They're really more like pajamas now. Three things that you can ask your voice your voice and your voice so that you can smell two things. You can smell the catch litterbox. Then my coffee stop making the rest of US jealous with your fancy. I'm just like style and finally one thing that you can taste and the tears of regret not count one contains my Jimmy. Dean's Egg White Breakfast Bowl. Y'All going to go forever. I'M GONNA post this five four three two one. I'm going to post this all up on facebook. We've got more coming up for you. Straight ahead hit our website at Bob and Sheri Dot Com and find out how you can help feed America. It is Bob and Sheri. Easy to forget that there are people in your community or starving hunger in the United States is at an all time high do to covert nineteen people who have never had to wait in line for food have to do so now people like you and me but you can help in your local community just go to Bob and Sheri DOT COM SLASH FROM BANKS. Any donation of any kind can help. And thanks Bob and sharing. Thanks to these Bob and Sheri listeners. Who have jobs considered essential? I WORK AT AUDU. Residents trash pickup. I'm a nurse who is currently working in public health. Thanks Bob and Cherry so sherry was just talking about. She asked me name. One thing that you can taste and I said my Jimmy Dean Egg White Breakfast Bowl and then she said it queuing on the egg. She said he's GonNa live forever. You know these days I feel like I am you want. That's it. That's an old joke. Actually my father moved us from new haven where he had a pretty good business and bought that restaurant and old lyme and then went bankrupt. I've talked about it. You know Ad Nauseam on on the show and Old lyme it's a beautiful little town. It's like a living museum. The homes from the sixteen and seventeen hundreds. It's it's sedate is not the word to describe. Old lyme Connecticut They're very few businesses. There is some shops that women owned like at like a women's clothing shop and they seldom open the The Art Museum is Seldom Open. It's just the people who live. There just wanted to never ever change like it was two hundred years ago and right just before. The restaurant went under My father was sitting drinking a cup of coffee getting ready to go to work and he said you don't live longer in old lyme. It just seems that Way Cure. Obviously pick me up right there. I was like twelve years old and I still was able to process the next thought which was. Why did you take your? Why did you bring us here? I think that I think that if you're not careful you'll hit a certain point in your life where you say stuff like that or you're you're born saying stuff like that because as a Kid. I could not understand why the older family members the aunts and uncles and the grandparents when when somebody would say something like Oh he's GonNa live forever they would go out. Why would you want to? I can't wait for the Jake. I'm like ninety nine years old with an ice cream. In one hand and a Barbie doll and the other and life seems amazing. And what are you all racing to the grave for? Those people are really amazing to me. I guess they have just such a grounded. Strong belief that There's something there I mean. I believe in Jesus and I believe in the hereafter and all of that but I can't get the words to come out of my mouth. I hope I die. Smarts like go to heaven. I know people like that. My Grandmother my grandmother used to say I mean she lived into her early nineties and I would go see her. You know and and towards the end. I would say Nan Nan. How you doing she goes. I'm just so tired. Why would they want anybody to live this long? And I'd be like what and she's like. I'm just tired of Mary's grandmother was the same way she lived in doer nineties. Mary go and visit her and she would say how did the visit go and she said well she she says the same thing Marietta I just don't know why Jesus just doesn't come and take me. I wish he would and I'm going. Holy cow it is. Is that a grandmother thing like at what point he just wake up one day and go. That's it I'm ready coming at Kerr. The same growing up. I think it must have to do with you know as you age. You're not gonNA feel as as energetic As as a child. And you're also going to have some pains here and there. A lot of it is attitude. I'll call my parents now. They're living in the exact same place. My mother's like Oh this is wrong. This is wrong in. This is wrong and your father and this. I'll talk to my father who goes things are great. They're feeding their goodness. I think a lot of it has to do whatever your attitude is about. Yeah I think so too. I think so too but in your case Sherry with your grandmother I I just think she had this deep belief and it just from birth to the grave. She carried it. She's the love to hear stories like Really Morbid Stories. Like all the ants will be sitting around with their intimates and and one of them would say well when my sister when she took her last wrap. She says she could see her. Mother in the corner of the room beckoning her toward the last grandmother. Grandmother would go off with all the people that she couldn't wait to see again. Beckoning her into the white light. An ESA you wonder. Why so? Creepy as near dialing saucer is going over which it was comforting for them in many ways. This is Bob Sherry. Thanks to these bobbins Sherry listeners. Who have jobs considered essential working odd? Do residential trash pickup. I'm a nurse. Who is currently working in public health? Thanks Bob and Cherry so I'd like to discuss for a moment here. Something that is going on is brand new to our society and it's being experienced by millions and millions of Americans and it leaves them feeling fatigued and I thought it was just us. I thought it was just the unusual setup that we have we have four different locations as we've mentioned before Everybody's in a different location. We can't cj other because well we could. We turned on the camera. But we don't because of the bandwidth we tend to drop out so we're just listening to each other as we're doing the show and I found that I was after a having done a show much more tired than I normally am and I was trying to figure out. Why would that be? Because everybody's telling us the show sons gray. It sounds as good as it ever did. And that made me that Bukidnon in made me feel very good. Why was I so much more tired? Well there's an article in USA Today and the BBC and it is called Zoom Fatigue and people are getting it. If you are meeting or one of your spouses or friends are meeting in zoom rooms to conduct business. It's hard a lot of people are feeling this and here are the reasons. Video chats are more stressful than face to face. Interactions Number One. We don't have too much. I contact but folks are in the zoom rooms. Do we normally do not stare straight at each other nonstop. We'd look away. Our eyes start around so that much I contact to hang in there with the meeting is intimidating number. Two and this is the one that I think is giving me fatigue. Maybe maybe you guys to doing it like this requires way more focus you are in. Your brain is gotta work harder to process everything like blurry facial expressions if you are using a camera or the tone of somebody's voice before you know who's talking there number three there aren't as many non verbal cues in video chats normal face to face. Talks rely on a lot of body language and not having debt puts us on edge number four. Only one person can talk a time now. This is very difficult because we have four people who were very verbose. And so you don't WanNa step on top of someone but if you have something funny to say or something interesting you WanNa take the conversation in a certain direction you Wanna get your chops and there but you you don't want to cut off somebody else and then we're worried about. This is not us but I can see if you're in zoom room. We're worried about how we look staring at. Your felt self makes you more conscious so you worried about what your hair looks like. Do you have the right Dress on or the right shirt on and all of this adds up to zoom fatigue. What do you think I think that that's all really legit and I also think there's something you left off which is something that drives me crazy as someone who like looks in the mirror once Before leaving the House and the day and that doesn't look at it again staring at my face and realizing that it is so everything is so wildly asymmetrical that I can't believe children don't point stare and I don't work in the worst thing ever for honestly like she's too much Sherry woman I'm no everything is asymmetrical Bob and by the time this thing is over. I'm not going to want to leave the house for other reasons. Mostly due to the fear of the radical `asymmetry of my. I'm not kidding at all like I'm serious I it is I hate. I hate being on video calls. It is more difficult to pick up. Voice cues doing it this way. I mean this really tests us as pros and then we have a guest on you know it makes it even more difficult. Because you're worried about. Are they comfortable like with the Friday night thing that we did last week? Oh with Ethan. Yeah Hey we're doing. Y'All we're doing our facebook live of virtual happy hour again. This Friday night at seven pm eastern with another guest coming to you from his quarantine spot in Music City Nashville Tennessee. You do not want to miss this. Friday nights virtual happy hour with Sherry facebook. This person this person was voted a few years back when People Magazine's Most Beautiful People. I've Bob I think that if we weren't so used to all working together and didn't know each other so well. I don't know that we could pull this off on my I agree with you. I totally agree with you. you know. We've we've been with each other and know each other's pacing and if a voice starts to rise the other person knows you gotta back off. I mean we step on each other a little bit more than I would like but you know I have to fight to get in. I mean that's you know it's always winds seriously if if you had if you had a new show that was on the air if you had like a couples show or two guys or whatever and they've only been on the air for about six months and then this happened. Good luck to you. Because you don't have that sort of familiarity and we can't turn our cameras on To look at each other while we're doing the show because it eats up so much bandwidth that we can't the the first couple weeks of quarantine the technical crazy period as your right. We could barely get the show off the off the ground on the air because of our systems crashing so we can't see each other. It's been a devastating loss for me. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I've spent my adult life looking public- space and to have that so closely snatched. Don't don't stop the pain. It's Bob and Sheri Cheesy to forget that there are people in your community for starving hunger in the United States. Is it an all time high. Do to Cova nineteen people who have never had to wait in line for food after do so now people like you and me but you can help in your local community just go to Bob and Sheri Dot com slash from banks any donation of any kind can now and thanks. Bob and Sheri sign up for the newsletter and yet exclusive updates pictures and much more from our four bunker locations. It's Bob and Sheri. Okay so during our break there. Max told me that there is an announcement that you're aware of that we need to make yes and that is radio. Inc has named Sheri Lynch once again one of the most influential women in Radio Talk. I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know either. So what's interesting is that is that for a whole year. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's like last year. It's for a whole year. Yeah that's so exciting. Thank you radio INC and members of the broadcast family. I guess we're going to have those announcements for the rejoins quite a bit and you wouldn't want it any other way. I certainly would a we would hear it and he go. Has the year passed yet? Bob Bob the year is just getting. I'm hoping to be man of the year with Classic Guitar Trader Magazine. That is awesome. Thank you Max. Hey it is essential worker week on the Bob and Sheri show go to B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. DOT COM nominate. Your essential work hero. It can be yourself and on Friday. We're going to blow the doors out. We are giving away beautiful custom handmade jewelry from Landon. Lacey at Oetzi Landon Lacy Jewelry. Her stuff is gorgeous and she is making custom pieces for our Essential Heroes B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com. She's doing that full-time no by the way she's she's at home with the baby and she has a workshop there. She loves doing it. She started doing it when she was a volunteer in an aid center in Thailand. Right after she got out of college and got really good at it and has a lot of followers so I think whoever wins these little really like it. She takes it very seriously. What do you think about this I Don I don't WanNa talk about this very long. But I. it just caught my eye. Seth Macfarlane called out Oprah for using her platform to quote amplify the voices of dubious characters. Like Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Yeah I you know what? I don't think it's fair to blame oprah now he said he wants. Landale doctor is but I hear you. She's he said that he wants her to lend her powerful voice to corrected. You know Dr Phil. I didn't feel one way or the other about Until I saw I watched Dr Phil Show. And he saw he and his wife Schilling for product that she has like a side business. And I don't know As a if you're a disc jockey it's one thing but if you're presenting yourself as a doctor and you are a Doctor. It's kind of another and the doctor ause thing. I mean man. This guy's just been all over the place with cures. Dr Phil is has a PhD in psychology. He's not a psychiatrist nine. Md's not a prescriber so third. That's a little bit different than what doctor is has gotten in trouble for. Do you know the specifics on that. Can you share right off the top of your head overtop? Mahela Kent. Yeah it was. Simcity some sketchy unproven. Cures FOR THE KRONA VIRUS EH. Time when people are so scared and I think that especially when it comes to medical stuff you really have to be very careful what you say in Into a microphone or a TV camera. Because you don't want people acting on information and may be hurting themselves. I I hear what Seth Macfarlane is saying about Oprah and yes. Could she use her platform to make some course corrections? Sure she could. It's just. It's really unfair to hold oprah accountable for Other people's words and actions and behaviors. Yeah Dr Phil for for the most part I think has been if if nothing benign. He's he's had a show that I think some people derived information from and inspiration from I do think it. It does kind of veer toward the Mauri sort of broadcast once in a while for sure. I'M NOT GONNA. I'm not gonNA argue with that. You Know Doctor. Phil's not my favorite mental health care provider. Put a million miles. It's just one of the things that drives me. Crazy is is when when people blame shift if you WANNA hold accountable for something you should hold Dr Hannibal Dr Phil Accountable. Holding Oprah accountable gives those guys a pass and was just that she has such a large such a big platform. We gotTA break your. It's Bob and Sheri Congratulations. Sheri Lynch names one of the most influential women can radio again this year. It's Bob and Sheri. I thought it was right on the money when we a few weeks ago came up with the concept that every day was Tuesday. You lose sort of track as to what day of the Week. It is but after having done this for about a month now. I notice that the weekends Saturday and Sunday seem much much longer than Monday through Friday because I have work Monday through Friday. I've got something to do. I find that it's it's tough on the weekends. If I didn't have Mary here I think I might get a little blue and so I think everybody who has a relative or a friend who is quarantined and they live alone. It'd be a nice idea to give them a call on the weekend just to see how things are going. I think that if you have work if you're at home and you have work. It helps structure the day. And keep saying because I've been talking to family members because most of my family was laid off all across the country and when I talked to the ones who are not working. It's a lot of well. I caught myself eating a whole bag of cookies while reading a magazine online. I mean you drift and I feel myself that when we finished for the day It's like wow. It's three o'clock on a Tuesday for the last hundred years. I didn't have if I didn't have a schedule. Where every day specific time I sit down. I log on we all chat. I think I might go crazy because if you were getting up say even you were getting up At eight o'clock in the morning. It's a long way till three o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah and that's why that's why it's easy to like go into a zone where you know you're watching a lot of TV in your day. Drinking and I mean 'cause we were none of us are used to having so much empty time now on the flip side of that and we talked about this little bit last week on the show. I think the Work Day is now twenty four hours long for people that are working from home. Because you're always there and so the expectation is is that you can respond to an email or jump on a call or whatever it's interesting to see how businesses have sprung up around this new businesses. Like I don't know what the I heard. A radio AD thing was a national radio ad for I can't remember the name the company but they sell. They sell shirts and they said well. Now is the time to get some new shirts right you. You don't have to worry about the pants. You can wear those sweats but you want to present yourself in a professional manner and looked sharp. And you know you can design your own shirts and Blah Blah Blah Blah. Just the shirt is now the focus of business where because not that. Many people are in zoom rooms wearing ties guys. You know one of my girlfriends of sent me a Selfie and she was like I just want you to see my zoom. Look for today. 'cause she's working from home from the waist up. She looked like she was on her way to the most important meeting of recruiter from the waist down it was leggings and ski socks and finance combination. But that's what we're doing now. I had a zoom meeting earlier this week with a bunch of radio programmers for the company that we work with and stuff and they were meeting an artist because they can't bring the artists into the building anymore and so we all pop up before the zoom Before the artists comes up on the zoom meeting and we start going around and they start introducing everybody and of course you become the active speaker so you pop up on the main screen and there was about twelve of us on there and nine to ten of us were all wearing baseball hats or some sort of covering up of the heads because we all had like bad bed or hair's just grown out because it's radio you can get away with that you can't get away with that if you're working for allstate insurance right you know what I've been enjoying and this is my little silver lining moment for today because I have been watching more. Tv like real TV with commercials in it instead of stuff on demand and on my dvr. I'm I am enjoying the way a lot of big national brands have changed their TV commercial. Messaging for this moment. Some of it really gives me the feels. Even the facebook together more than ever Ob- spot and facebook is kind of like Big Brother. But even that spot where you see people Waving at each other from their porches and doing the shift change for hospital workers I saw a commercial for liberty mutual. Where instead of they were it was the Statue of Liberty? You know that shot that they always but there was no one there. It was batch of liberty and the voice over saying we are Refunding portions of our customers automobile insurance policies during this time like so they're basically giving you a discount. And then they played the Liberty Mutual Jingle but it was a different version of it like a more subtle subtle and sombre version. I have really enjoyed watching the way these different brands or messaging. Yeah you talk about the ability to pivot and be Nimble and respond. The advertising community has been right on task. And that's because here's a couple of things. America does really well movies advertise because I had burger. King is another one. They've they've they've had a good camping so I was curled up on the couch in the pillow. Fort that I've made for myself on the couch and I'm watching these commercials. I had been on twitter for about an hour and a half. And so if you spend ninety minutes on twitter your brain against liquefying you become a tin foil hat where conspiracy prepping nut jobs so about my fourth. Marshall in I was like it's almost like they knew discriminate and they've already for and they plan what sort of giant government advertising conspiracy is there to make us all watch commercials and then. I slapped myself in the face. Bobbing sharing nearly twenty two million children across the United States rely on free or reduced price meals during the school year and the schools closed due to the corona virus outbreak. Those children may lose only source of food. But you can help these children in your local community. Just go to BOB AND SHERI DOT COM slash food banks. Anything can give. We'll help BOB AND SHERI DOT COM slash food banks. Thanks to these Bob and Sheri listeners. Who have jobs considered essential? I'm a nurse Endo clean drinking water for the town. I work in a veterinary clinic. Here building thinks it's bobbins sharing. I took care mia out for some practice driving couple of days ago on in the afternoon and we were cursing around. And there's this little funky bakery near us that. I fully expect it to be closed. It's independently owned. It's just a little thing and as we went by there they're open sign was lit up and the parking lot was empty so. I said to care me. Make a turn up at this next. Stop sign we're GONNA go see if this baker is open and if they are we're going to buy something and that is not a sentence that my kids hear me say very often because they're constantly like killing egg hunt cakes and you know. I'm like maybe you could eat a salad You know instead of a cupcake but I want it to support a local business right so we pull into the parking lot and and it was opened the Renault customers inside so I said all right wait here locked me out and I walk up to the door. And there's a sign on the door No more than ten people allowed in the store at once and I look and it's completely deserted so I opened the door and I stick my head in and I look around and from behind the Counter. An employee sticks his head out and looks around. And I've got my mask on so from behind my mask. And what are you all to canonical moon? And he pulls his mask up over his face and stares at me for a second he goes were open. You can come in and it was as close as I've ever been to a gunfight at the O K class other. You can cut the tension with a knife. It was like so extreme so I make my way to the counter and I picked out a few things. I got some muffins for breakfast. The next day I got Cara Mia Cookie and I go to pay for it. And they've got one of those like looks like an IPAD. You know the flip around and so I whip out my credit card and at the same time that I whipped out my credit card. He spun the tablet around to face me so I could insert my credit card at all I could hear. Was that Clint Eastwood Music. Max Lakes to play from. Yeah that one is that the good the bad and the ugly. Yeah all I could hear. My head wasn't size swiped it and I paid and tip. And then he put the muffins in a bag on the counter and pushed it toward me and then he stepped like eight feet back. And I came forward and I snatched the MUFFIN. Hold the bag with the muffins and holding it with my sleeve and I step back and then we just stared at each other. Not he said thanks behind his mask room full moon and I said don't throw your booed and went back out to the car and I thought wow I have never gone into a store. Like a masked bandit and then done a dance you did the quarantine dance back and forth back and forth speaking of Clint Eastwood. I spent a long Saturday afternoon. Watching unforgiven have you ever seen that. When it first came out he he bought that script when he was younger and waited until he aged into the part before he actually did that movie. I don't know that. Yeah that right and it's a it's a good movie but it's a long one on an AMC it's twice as long with the commercials but holy cow. It's not a big upper. I gotTa tell you about a hired killer who then leaves that profession. His wife dies. He's out on the prairie with two little kids but then he's got nothing and he takes another job to clean up the town. Oh by God. It's one of the best westerns ever made by. Think it is. It's just it ain't no musical but It's it was. It was better if you want to watch him. Heroin Clint Eastwood Movie. I mean it's not like he's made a lot of fun comedies. Link Valley girl clueless. Hey every which way loose every which way you can was the follow up sequel for anyone. That hasn't watched the blue yet. Which is I think most gone. Oh what movie. Bradley Cooper has a small part in it. Clint Eastwood is amazing. In this Michael to and it's based on a true story. Yep so that's exactly right. This is Bob and Sheri. Thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast. We would love if you would subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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"Meets the Bobbin Jerry show. Oh twice as nice with Bob. Can you help me out here. Waste because I'm dying and Sherry. Yeah we know now broadcasting from. I'm the palatial Bob and Sheri Studios. It's Bob and Sheri yes. It is and Just before we get into something here. I was online looking at the travel channel website. Here it's just so much fun to watch this website. You've probably never go to most of these places I know I will flip beautiful. And they have a thing attended the most delicious food who'd halls in America so they. This is what I love when a smaller city is thrown in with like La and New York so They've got one melrose market in Seattle. That has all these different types of food there's the grand central market in Los Angeles. It's been there since the one thousand nine hundred seventeen. You can get all sorts of fantastic food green grass fed meats and all of this Fresh vegetables it's enormous miss. There's one in grand central station in New York City. And then you go down a little bit further and Hello Lexington Kentucky. It's the barn and it is. He is Kentucky's first several Artisanal Food Hall more than two dozen vendors including one guy who has atomic rahman its master stor chef contestant. Dan Woo whatever that is. Sounds Amazing Rahman so if you're in in Lexington have little pride. I'd you made it with the big boys this week. Hey speaking of food do you know. Today's National Cheeseburger Day. Oh is that right. Happy National Cheeseburger. Tell you what every time I hear. The were cheeseburger. I just think of that headline in the onion. The Fake News News of paper and the headline was local. Man Says you just can't be cheeseburger and you know I agree if you get a great one. I mean with great the hamburger meat just the right type. The BUN is so important. Not a cold stiff bonus soft moist bun and maybe a little piece of lettuce Do you know what I made not too long ago. Because I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to make everybody in my family. Eat more unhealthily and and they only eat the same things over and over again. Cheeseburgers are one of them. I made pork burgers with homemade Saracho slaw. That sounds good so you get ground pork. Eight never had a pork burger and it's delicious. I mean it's so good so you get some ground pork. It's hard to find at the grocery. Does your story I was GonNa say I can't always find it if I made it because I happen to see at the grocery store so you get some ground pork and I missed some garlic and some black pepper. Sure and What else did I put in there a little bit of chopped Parsley and so you make your pork patties and you cook them just like you would burger and then I took on a bag of if that shredded Broccoli slaw stuff that you can buy already shredded department like that? Yeah and I mixed up a little mayonnaise that go into the burden. No no no I made. I made a mixed up a little bit of Mayonnaise and a little bit of apple cider vinegar and a little bit of Sarah and tossed the Broccoli slaw with that and then toasted up some bonds and put the pork Burger and the homemade Saracho sl- on top of that to my family and they said Oh what's thus I said it's a delicious Port Burger with Saracho slaw and Olivia goes. Oh and care MIA said I don't like spicy things and Kevin said and we all had dinner. The thought that Mr Kevin would like that guy is out on it so the slaw is on top of the baked into the Burger. And you don't have to have this law could have it offside I would have it on the on the side. Yeah I guess you could ask the butcher to though grind grind up some Hey if you're my uh-huh or in good morning. My grandma's meat balls are half beef half pork. That's the secret to the deliciousness half beef half pork. That's what they do in that Pizza Pot Pie. Hi that I love in Chicago. Oh what do they do. They put ground pork with a beef beef and pork together. That is the secret to proper meatballs and remember that meatball video main put on our website showing how to make my grandma's house. Somebody somebody asked to see that again. It's disappeared. I have to remake the video of relate to me ball spending thought of combining a pork and so good and you've never had pork Burger. No it has I mean. It's a completely different I. It's not a Turkey Burger It's not a beef burger. It has that Max. You've had a poor ground pork. Obviously it has a pork Burger vibe and it lends itself self for some reason it lends itself to would you could do it. TEX-MEX I guess but it just felt like it lent itself to kind of in Asia's saying is I know there's a restaurant in Nashville. The does lamb burgers. So you get ground lamb. Oh that was good to a very special greeting to all pita business. They're out there. These checking a like me anyhow. These people grind up one more animal. Well Bison and I mean it's just 'cause I'll make Bison Bison at Costco ground up sent on by I'll make some bison burgers but the pork burger it just it's different different and it's Yummy and it's just if if you live with that one eat the same thing over and over again so you really notice the difference. Oh Yeah and the other thing that I do. Sometimes when pork tenderloin are on sale. Like Bogo I get them and I cut it up into bite sized chunks and I stir fried in the walk with a bunch of ginger here in Chile and stuff. You know you're everybody's stir fries. Chicken stir fries beef a put. You haven't lived until you start for. I forget what I was GonNa tell you about in this segment of stir fried pork we got onto the pork thing. Yeah I think I will and when you put it in front of your people they can go nope. No it's Bob and Sheri and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri odd cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Get it now in store or Google play so this story happened in Effingham County. Which is in Georgia? Tell everybody how you spell that E. F. F. F. I n. g. h. a. m. Effingham County. I would love to be the mayor of Effingham Sheriff about uh-huh to find out you get. I'm sorry you're referring Nita F. Y.. We're moving to where there's there's an affiliate we've missed a good morning. So Oh so. I'm going through the news wires the other day and I see that we have We have an incident in Effingham in Effingham. County Georgia with two guys one is named Brian. Oh you Johnson and the other one is named Brian Austin and immediately that. Got My attention because Bob and I've seen this before if you're hanging out with somebody and you both have the same name name I don't know why at least it shows up that way on the. It's it's some sort of a rule so I'm Brian and Brian. We're hanging hanging out in the other Brian and his other friend Brian. We're hanging out I think. I think it's Brian Johnson's Home in Effingham and and they were doing drugs. They were They were smoking. They were smoking meth and So the question now now today is going to be. Is it possible to get too high so we have the nine one one call where Brian and his other friend. Brian Uncalled Effingham. Nine one one so this is actually. There's going to be to call in here. The first one is involving them thinking that there are people in the in going running around their car the second one. He's whispering because he thinks somebody's in the house. Describe where he lives in Effingham County. Georgia Georgia go sheriff's Office Assistant Anthony Federal Transfer. That's a yeah some of at one. Forty six Bloomingdale Georgia. There's about five or six guy out in my front yard. It got into my car another walking around New York. What's your name Brian Austin with them before you're Brian Okay? What color's your house? A Lot. Ten Double A. R. Men are nodle. Arthur will get somebody out to you. Okay Okay I'll see you in about two minutes all right thank you couldn't FM no one location of your emergency. Hello can you hear me okay. What's going on? Who's in your house? If somebody in your house okay. Someone's inside of his house where you got forty six. Okay stay on the phone with me. Okay no okay. He's whispering to me where they at your house else here. Where Sir Room? Okay where are they at your house There where in the bedroom. He's in the living room. They're in the bedroom. uh-huh what's her. Okay I got somebody on the way so so. So here's what happened. Inbound Effingham County Sheriff's Office Spokesman David Ashes Pours said quote. The police arrived at the scene Brian and the other. Brian pointed out to deputies where they saw the suspects climbing into a boat. And getting away. The tangible White Chalier is landlocked. Fbi County. Oh no there is no body of water the snow lake or a river. The sheriff's spokesman went on to say there was no boat in no suspects. There was no one there. The deputies realized the two men were hallucinating Canady and that they were so high. They called nine one one on themselves. How could they both be high and see the same thing? The same guys vice getting into the Bush Italy. Investigators said there was no boat but there was a meth lab at the residence. Brian's so so student they want perhaps through the power of suggestion. Bob I just I mean how could that town. I've never even heard of it looming. It's an Effingham County Bounty Bloomington bloomingdale George some research. And he said that the sheriff of Effingham County is named Jimmy mcduffie. It's sheriff mcduffie of Effingham. The Body Sherry get it get it now. I tuned store or Google play so I was reading a guy in London. England ran in the London marathon recently and he finished in two hours and thirty six minutes. which which is very impressive? And he was dressed. He ran the whole thing dressed as forrest gump and he set a world record for the fastest marathon time while dressed as a movie character. Which I guess is something to hang onto for forever? It's pretty random that's random but that's that's unbelievable believable. It's really fast as forrest. Gump I wonder if there are people you know that noticed that. He was dressed as I got broad forest. Ron I know his friends and his family family route. They were that Ron Forrest. I can't wrap my head around a marathon in that amount of time. I know I can't do it. It's it's just I such a commitment to marathon period if I were to if I were to try one I'd have to run walk which which is a plan that a lot of people do I could. I could run walk one. I'd have to train for it but I could run. I mean I love walking I could run walk one now. It's going to take me two and a half days two and a half hours. No it wouldn't take it two days. How long do you think it would take you twenty six months uh-huh just based on. Okay Twenty six miles just walking twenty six miles. No you'd have to run a little bit. I think Ron a little bit. You know. Seven eight hundred seven or eight hours a US about fair. I think it's a pretty good guess. That's I don't think I'm setting my bar too high. You were thinking here's how you differ. You're thinking how many hours would it take for me to finish it. I was thinking what custom would like to win. I don't want to be forrest. Gump what I like to be a Mountie. Those boots seem a little uncomfortable. Opt for twenty six miles a lot. Maybe if I had special boots or something like that. I don't know what I would want to be dressed as a character. A lot of a lot of Brunner's you'll see Yoda's you see all different types of Able dresses skirts so much. Admiration for people that train and do that and you know you can do. Along with the Leukemia Lymphoma Society. You can do their team in training program and they tell you oh no we. Can you will complete a marathon with team in training and I I do. I believe you I do believe you except I don't think I could complete a marathon here now with any amount of training and don't think I have it in me and then I don't want to I think it'd be punishing punishing on the limbs. I Don I have absolutely no interest and I used to. They used to be with the a person who that was her thing. Running five ks and occasionally marathons. I used to run. The most I ever managed was a ten K.. And it took me roughly six six hours to complete like. I'm not a fast runner. I just I'm not my body's not built for it when I was with marathon woman. A A thanksgiving thing. They called the Turkeytrot. I think it was a five K.. So she and all are running buddies get out there and I went and They thought I was just GonNa go. Go get him Turkey trotters yea but Iran in the damn thing and they were faster than I was and I can remember They finished and then I don't know how much longer it took for me to come in but I did my running walk thing mostly Iran. You know I ran track and play school but when I came in it was like what am I gonNA finish. It should get this little boy. Look at this. He did on over here. What squeeze your chick? I ran track in high school not because I was good at it but because it seemed seemed like an excellent way to keep in shape so ranch and I my specialty. The what's the shortest. It's not one hundred yard dash anymore metric now but that because I could go really fast for a hot and I laid and gasp on the ground so long long distance no distance running at all And my greatest accomplishment was being able eventually to Run and jump the hurdles else. I never one race or placed but I also didn't hurt myself and that was my go. Can I because I go. I don't have Avak long legs at all. It's like watching a pug run hurdles I got I learned how to get up over the hurdle. Oh you jumped over the hurdles. Ertl's oh I thought you were just running like crazy now. I can do this short. I could do the short sprint. Run came in third one time meet. That was my glorious flow moment but I learned how to I wasn't a hurdle runner. We had really tall unbelievably fast. Leggy people who did that but I wanted to learn how to do it to see if I could and I. I learned how to get aren't you aren't you impressed with the pole. vaulters impressed with everything that but the pole vaulters. I mean that it seems almost impossible to go running. You gotTA stick that poll and the wrong place the air. It's gotTa Bend Right and it's got a flip you over and you gotta fly in land. I thought you know I'm GonNa give that shot. PUT A try. Because there's a lot of standing still involved in that and I felt really confident about my ability standstill. I like your ideas for choices site. I failed at that. I mean I just it just. I just didn't have any juice at all but I did it. I was on the track team every year because I wanted to access eh clothesline props and so my brother and I tried to pull vote with them. Didn't go well to pull volt brother made it over but you did nine my mother. Frank Paul's are all Ben. What's happened here my dagger? Aw Auroi's was that's the first. I've never heard of young men doing of you. I'm just so glad that they found out because the polls were bet. Yeah because you take enough grief in your family without getting your foot caught in a clothesline Sherri Sherri the more news. No I don't think I'm alone when I say I'm glad the holidays are over because the holidays sometimes who so stressful and they make us do stupid things. Thanks this happened. On December twenty sixth of last year. It's just hitting the news right now. Two brothers in Mound Ville Alabama. That's a name Mound Bill Alabama. Were or eating lunch the day after Christmas and got into an argument over desert apparently older brother cut pieces of cheesecake and the younger brother thought thought that his piece of cheesecake was way too small. They started arguing. And the older brother wound up punching his younger brother in the face and then grabbing the butcher's knife I used to cut the cheesecake. The younger brother said he felt threatened and so he called cops when the cops got there. The younger brothers said to the officers. There's you think this piece of cheesecake is big enough for grown ass man now here. You are an officer of the law. You risk your life. Who knows what else is going on out there? And you are being asked to assess the size of a brothers cheesecake. He's cake The older brother was arrested or third degree violence and harass a twenty seven year old guy from Elizabeth city North Carolina named Bradley partisan was in the news back in two thousand fourteen when he won a donut eating contest put on by the local place. He downed eight crispy creams in two minutes and he dominated the field but then got arrested when cops realized he was wanted for three different burglaries. Got Out of three years. Suspended sentence for it which ended this past October now. He's back in the news again. Yes what he robbed. A donut shop broke into a Dunkin donuts and Elizabeth City and the just charged import a Thursday. This guy his whole life is donate Stolnis for for better or for worse consistent. You know his brand that's his. That's his brand. What we're going to talk about that later today? Let's do that. Let's calls was on that today. All right that's his brand are. Let's go to Belfast Maine. Now where twenty. Seven year old. Brian fog was being pulled by the police. Brian knew he was drunk. He knew that they were going to make him do a roadside sobriety and check his blood alcohol level so what he did to avoid that sobriety eighty tests. He punched himself in the face. Not once not twice but three times. He punched himself till he was delighted this purpose to avoid the roadside sobriety tasks he punched himself till he was bloody. And when you text the word Moron more on two eight eight eight two six to seven four three seven. We'll send you his bloody face mugshot. What was his? What was his concept? Though like he wasn't drunk he was he was beaten by someone and therefore he drunk he was that he was that if himself up the police would focus focus on that and police did tend to his injuries instead of giving him the sobriety tests but then they charged him anyway operating under the influence and falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief. And when you get a look at this guy and his mugshot. He's got a mouth full of blood from punching his own damn self. But he's got this looking as I and and here's what that looks says the album Brian. And that's his last name. Who is not I n two GS Ryan Fi? You know the Little Coffee Mug that I bring in some of the lighthouse little. That's I got that in Belfast. Yeah you'll think about all arbor got time for one more. This guy in Florida was so drunk that he mistook a bank of America. Dr Lane for a Taco Bell pulled into the drive live through and ask the teller for a Burrito. No he did not but that was only after he fell asleep in the drive thru line at the bank and they had to bang on his window to wake him up when he woke up. He's like I need a Burrito and they're like sir. Your Bank of America. Police arrested him and they said during questioning he made many statements. That quote differed from reality. which is the politest thing I've ever I seen in a police report? Actually translate to his out of this. Amar technical term his mugshot. Into what the heck text. The word Moron eight a two six two seven four three seven. Hey it's Sherry from the Bob and Sheri Show I thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We really appreciate you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to. I mentioned that if you hear political advertising of any kind any campaign any race any party adjacent to any bob and Sheri Show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising we are not compensated for it in fact we have asked every streaming platform there is to exclude our programs from all political messaging. Why because political messaging makes people furious? And we're trying wrong really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free island so please know if you hear it. You're hearing it at our protests. We don't want it there. We're trying trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's get back to the show and stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Sheri APP. I get it now in store or Google play. I have to Text messages that I found online. That explain marriage and one I think is relatable to women more than men in the other one men more than women. Okay okay. Here's the first one. This is from a guy named James Break. Well he says I'm never more nervous than when I insist were out of something and my wife goes to look forward herself health. I know exactly what you mean. James Blackwell break well because I will say something like Merrill say could you bring me some Some juice I really would like to have some juice with breakfast and I'll say I think we're out and I'm looking in the refrigerator and then I hear that share move back and I get so nervous because I can't to the Jews. I can't believe you're doing this. Let me tell you what happened today. So so every day Kev wakes up early and makes me to eggs and some French press coffee. That's that's our morning routine and he has he's a creature of habit he has. Is this one skillet. It's his favorite. It's a tiny skillet just big enough for two eggs and he loves it and this one SPATULA which I would dearly like to throw away because it it has a piece missing out of the tip but that's his favorite spatula and so these are the two things that he makes my eggs with so today I come out to the kitchen and I sit down. I'm at the island and the Cook top is on the island so I'm sitting down. I'm facing him. He's at the cook top and he's standing there and he's staring down at the eggs and he says woman you know how I feel about about my favorite pan. Why throw away my favorite Pan and not even tell me and I said I didn't throw the panel way to throw a panel? One Way and he he goes. I've looked everywhere. And you got rid of my favorite pan and behind. Him is the sink destroyer. We're his favourite pan is prominently leaf parked so I had the great satisfaction of saying Tome. I didn't get rid of your favorite pan. He goes. Yeah where is it. And I said it's right behind you. And he turns around and he looks at it and he goes well. When did you put it there? I I like the flash W I left my seat just now and put it there. That is what it's only connect. Can I tell you what was that. Can I tell you what was in his head as much as he liked that pan. He wished that pan would never be seen again advocated vaporized. Yeah because maybe he couldn't pin it on you but at least nothing would be pinned on him. Because that's what we do is husband's it was right in fact over his shoulder. I could see its head sticking cheekily up. It was right behind the item. Mary will nail my but on that stuff all the time. Do you know what I have to do. Now they're T- things in my house that I have to hide peanut butter in salsa. And here's why if there's a jar of salsa in the house they will open it. Consume one spoonful. Put it in the refrigerator than the next time. They want salsa. They'll go up in a brand new ajar and repeat until there are three or four jars of salsa and so now when I go down how old any plus. It's not a huge refrigerator. Now when I go to COSCO I hide the peanut butter and salt. If anything happens to me and people start going yeah she got kind of weird there. There were two jars of Jif in the drier. That's there's a reason for not losing my mind. Okay everybody look at me are fighting thing. It says you've been married Awhile -cause I would bring home like dark chocolate because I'm reading. You should have some dark chocolate like it's medicine like it's medicine all right so I'd put it somewhere and she would find the dark chocolate and eat it and I would go to my dark chocolate place I would say. Where's my dark chocolate? I'd say take out loud and I hear laughter in the other room so I've had to find hiding places except I forgot that I put it in a hiding place this until the other day when I went to this cabinet for some other reason and the dark chocolate has been there for a month by. Now it's good Kevin Legs Bosco Chocolate Syrup perp which. I'm sure you're going because it was nine. I didn't even know Bosco. First of all I'd never had Bosco Chocolate Syrup and I didn't know it still exist it but it does listen. I found it on Amazon and ordered him. It came in like a six pack bottles of Bosco Chocolate Syrup. Well let me had never seen Bosco but you best believe they were chugging getting it like it was I bet they were two weeks ago. I go into the bathroom and I opened the cabinet and rummaging around in the back for the the bathroom cleaner spray and I land my hand on something I pull it out. It's Bosco Chocolate Syrup own. Not his hidden in the bathroom clorox so host awesome so I say I found your boss Go. You didn't find my boss but I did find your boss. I could tell you where it is because it's in my head right now. Loosening loosening your boss Go. I've found your Bosco. And he goes. Oh I forgot I hit it there so happens to us. We look like too crazy food hoarder and that brings me to the other text message that I would like to read. This is the one that women will identify with this is from Lindsay Silver uh-huh and it says this in case you're wondering what marriage is like my husband and I just fought over the fact that he wouldn't tell me where he hid the candy. I I asked him to hide from me there. You go there you go. I can't find my engagement ring and I am ninety. Eight percents shirk have does is where it is. What did I ask him? Why would he hide that? I can't ask him where my gauge ring is because you're carelessly misplace. A place carelessly misplaced it. And he's not telling me and sooner or later we're GONNA have to get like you're going to have to get real progressive involved to file a Salima homeowners. But we're in this. We're in this stalemate of hiding peanut butter and Bosco. And he's married from other. Hey June brides case issue one case. You're wondering what bearish is all about. Thank you Pottery Barn. That's not how it's going to hiding boss. Go in the bathroom. which is a weird place for chocolate syrup? It's Bob and Sheri facebook. Twitter smartphone APPS BOTHER SHERRY DOT com. I kind of an interesting experience We were altogether. My whole family was together for a wedding and I went out to lunch. Launched with my mom and a living CARA MIA and my younger brother's ex wife and her two kids drew in Evan. And my my late stepfather's granddaughter Lisa So who came from Utah for the wedding. So we're all it's quite a collection together. Yeah and it was great to see you know that was my mom getting to be with a bunch of grandchildren in all at once. It doesn't happen very often. 'cause she lives so far away and of course. If you're a long-time listener in the show you know that like my. I didn't see my mom. I'm from the time I was twelve till at the time I was twenty eight. My parents have really violent marriage and a terrible divorce and I went to live with my grandmother and I just didn't see my mom and there was a chance I would never have seen her again. I think if I didn't go looking for her in adulthood so there's a big chunk of my life where there's it just like a a gap of memories and things that I don't know because when you're twelve you're you're kind of old but you're still a kid and anything that happened up to age. Twelve is sort of misty writings. That makes sense a lot of times. So we're sitting at this really cute little restaurant and we're having lunch everybody's telling stories stories and we're just laughing and laughing laughing my mom proceeds to tell a story that I'd never heard before and don't remember and it was my little. Oh brother was born. He was an RH factor baby and he ended up. He had to have a full blood transfusion he was in the hospital for six months in an incubator. It was a mess. We were lucky that he survived right so he he gets home and he speech delayed and he has some issues. He has a terrible terrible problem. Talking and making himself understood stood and the family. We could understand him. My older brother especially could translate for him but other kids were really cruel because my my little brother was maybe eighty five before he really started talking and we lived in a neighborhood with a lot of kids are H.. So here's the story. My mom tells We're all outside playing in the a yard and the neighborhood kids. Everybody's altogether and the age ranges go from five to like fifteen. All the kids in this neighborhood are playing together and playing jailbreak. Oh break or whatever and this one kid starts making fun of the way my little brother talks and he's pointing to when he's going Deacon Lay Dinky. Leyla you can't talk and he's calling him really insulting names and insulting his intelligence and my little brother his little is now starting to cry and he gets really scared and my mom comes outside to intervene and I come barreling from out of nowhere. Now if my little brothers five I'm seven I come imperilling out of nowhere. The row myself on top of this kid and begin beating the living crap out of kidding. I'm Paul Does the kid they K- was probably eleven. Kevin I am punching this kid and I have this kid down on the ground. And I'm like like Boo Boo punching the hell out of his face screaming at him about picking on my baby brother other and they pulled me off of them. Now is the last time anybody picked on my little brother in that neighborhood so your mother was telling this story and you had no record. I don't remember it and my daughter says that's that's pretty dramatic. My daughters were like. That's right my mom's always careers and I'm flashing forward to some of the other altercations. I've back and I'm realizing pride there. Well I'm just realizing that I'm on on the one hand. Look at me defending my brother. Seven years old on the other hand. I'm really glad I made the choice. I made to try to get the billy on out of my bad self MHM because I looked terrible. Orange it just makes me. That is interesting that you did not really recruit that because that's a very startling moment. Yeah my childhood was so filled with violence and starbucks can't keep all of them. That's wild you hear a story like that Yeah I don't remember that but little tiny Glad I broke that habit sharing it here on this show Bob and Sheri cast on the Bob and Cherry. Everybody who listens to this show knows that my father had a lobster Mr Restaurant and I love lobster so one of our listeners. Sent me a clip of Jim Gaffe again. Who is one of the funniest people on the planet? And he's talking about lobster because all of New England. You guys love your seafood and it's just disgusting blocks vacationing on Cape Cod. Because I'm white and this seafood restaurant. This guy came to our table. Wasn't even our way to rekindle cutting up. The boss Lobster is the reason why I was like. I thought I'd order what I want. I wasn't really in the mood for bug me joining us right now. Is Jim GATT the game. He is the author of food. A love story. Good Morning Jim. Good morning for having the funniest thing about that stand up doing was the fact that you're looking at all people from Massachusetts doing that. That horrible New England accent it it just Absent coming from their crack me up our thanks you know. I mean people in Boston and New England they totally have a sense of humor about the whole thing. And you know it's you know. Even though like New England is has provincial pry. You know they're they understand. Not everyone is going to love Swab. Stir as much as you know. Everyone should yeah. Well I was really glad when you come out with this book because some of your philosophies on food have made me laugh till I cried in your position on cake is one of my favorite things ever about an maybe share with Bob a little bit. Why we're so hypocritical about cake? And when he can be eaten Jim. There's just something about I feel like we're always trying to find ways to eat cake so you in the morning. It's like you can't have cake for breakfast but you can't have Unless it's a pancake you're GONNA have. You're not gonNA have cake for breakfast. You'RE GONNA have have fried cake covered in sugar. You know you know or a Muffin is just a bald cupcake. No difference and then there's those many offense which are Kinda like muffin vitamins. Kinda silly Burger King. Yeah well you you know. It's Burger King. I travel so much and I'm always in airports and I'm always you know And Burger King. I'm sure that there are people that love Burke but to me. It almost seems like they're trying to do things worse than McDonald's and they're just making products and so you know like there's serving Tater tots for breakfast. It's like come on Burger and they have those weird apple fries. Yeah it's just it's just you know they're just bored. It's like we had a bag of apples laying around and some leftover onion ring Greece. Let's see what we can put together with with that. But you you sit. You said somewhere along the way though you'll drive by Burger King at a certain time and you'll feel like an attraction. Yeah I know I know my whole thing was all these fast food places is that you know. There's you know they're they the appeal to the child and US rank these primary colors. It's just convenient. You know particularly with McDonald's you know you you know there's a consistency there. You know what it's GonNa be. It's like you know how much it's going to cost. You even know how bad you're going to feel afterwards so it's there's an appeal to that whereas you know if you you haven't been to a restaurant and you don't know Tim have you always been 'cause when I when I'm looking when I was reading your book food. A love story. Our guest is the Common Tim Gaffe again. It's not just that you've thought casually about food it's like you've thought about nothing else but food since you were off to talk. Has It always been kind of this way for you. You don't think my entire life was completely food obsessed but I think that when I started writing stand up over twenty years ago I was always searching for topics that were were somewhat universal and then I really kind of delve into NFL. Like food was something where I could just go on a tear and I wouldn't have to worry about introducing the topic of hot pockets. People would know what it was and I could just have a point of view. What kind of follow that? Point of view through that is such a relief for me to hear. Because I'M NOT GONNA lie. I had this mental picture of you as this sad faced big little boy. Oy tough skin pants hoping that the cafeteria lunch lady would put an extra scoop of Mac and cheese on stray. I definitely will you know. I'm the youngest of six kids. So food was You eight or you didn't get food so it was a food was a priority but I was not I mean. I don't come from a family. That was incredibly food obsessed but Eating was something that was considered You Know Fun and rewarding but I think it's just it's ripe topic for stand up and and you know you can have a strong position and that really really alienate people like even if you go off on you know clams oysters which I consider snapshots in Iraq people that love cloisters are GonNa be offended. No that's that's true. Yeah that's very true. Well listen to new book is wonderful. It's so funny if you love food and if you love to laugh if this is the book for You Food A love story by our guest comedian Jim Gaffe again and always pleasure. Having on the show. Take Care Guys Sherry and stuff. You won't hear on on the show the Bob and Sheri odd cast on the Bob and Sheri App get it now in. It store or Google play. Aaron Cox one of our listeners. She must listen on the podcast and yesterday she sent me the year in Bob and Sheri and when I read this I was laughing out loud. Listen to I'm just going to run through through January guy will never smoke weed again. smug Jerry Sleeping with pit bulls. The Guy who stayed with his great aunt whoever with all the suspicious mothballs under her trailer in February chose about love special love related to sway. Serology grandma happened. Bob Asked why is Kim Kardashian. There and Sherry sticks up for her for some reason. Aw March Bob Invents a bit. That never sees the light of day. What was it? She hasn't shows they say April working. The land may mom related chat room about when mothers losing end of May was memorial day equal summer. Jews pain for your funeral. Good Morning Gene Brides July end of July July fifth is the end of something. That's true August. Everyone goes on vacation. Todd watches kids play baseball. Max's mom calls him fat and feeds them more Sherry. Has some sort of cat related. Hijinks Bob goes to me September. Most dangerous jobs October. Where's the son Bob gets to play the Monster Mash November? Talking Turkey with Mr T.. I said where's the time December Max's voice is military commissaries everywhere. How much does the twelve served? As Christmas. Costs heartwarming stories. Dominic Italian crispus stone. Wow that was a whole year. Rookus things down. She just kept joe about their favorite was march. Bobby Benson never. He's the light of day. Don't we have a graveyard hard on around here somewhere too. Because I had so much space on the hard drive I had to get rid of all the Intros of bits Bob. Come up with Bob's big quiz. Bob's be in question as to why they all tell you why because you don't embrace as soon as as soon as I start it doing them. Everyone leaves here's something new and everyone leaves the room mentally. And I'm there alone on the island of Bob and let me tell you what he does he says can you. Can you come up with some sort of intro for this bit Nago. Sure come up with an inter- I'll I'll do it. Yeah sure and then he says you're not supporting me. I'm like what what didn't I we. We Love Bob's high whore. I feel I feel just check out ever want to bring back memories need you want. Bob Had the title change like six times and we did. It was wall with Bob's big question. Here's here's Bob's big finger. That's going to be used again. You want something you want to see again there you go. It's funny is is. Sometimes when Bob Says Hagan idealist put this together maximum. I take net on the side. See how long. It's that's why she's the side bit. That's why you don't embrace it. Vocally man wants to try and grow. That's fine a man wants to try to remember. Remember the that it's something so they'll do it again once again. Here's Bob's big finger. That's a bit that would be a great big finger like fingers latest public again about experience at getting bombs. Bob macey Baggy Max anytime you blow a gasket and public. This'll be a bit. That's weekly weekly if not more than once a week. It's kind of like Bob's high horse. Though I mean there's nothing worse is when you complain about some big picture issues to look down on people like people don't wear nice clothes on airplanes. Bob's big finger is when the bank is talking to you in Chinese. So that's not on the high horse. No the high horse is more like when you're we're all living a casual lifestyle. That's Bob side worse. Bob's big fingers. When you can't get the window world down to flip somebody off that spot? Is that a good thing to do i. Have you know relatives children listening. Oh time kids to listen to Bob's big finger bob whether or not audited. Good thing to do. Has It ever stopped you. Have you ever watched while you're struggling. Get your hand out the window ask yourself. This is a good thing to do. You know we have the sexy socks but we're running out of those. We could give those foam fingers away a phone call if we could get foam fingers Matt busby finger. Who would like to have that? And then people you know when you're having a frustrating day give the World Bob's big finger you can keep it in your car and just hold it up. Yeah that'd be next week. Nice to do taught Bob's big finger at least legacy for you to be associated with that's right it's Bob and Sheri stuff you won't hear on the show the Bob and Sherry podcast on the Bob and Sheri. Bob Joins US right now and she says I am crazy. Paolo pronouncing your your name right now. But nobody does it. It's Pala Pala. Yeah yeah that's right over here. We get it Paola. You are Palo Pow Powell. All right so touch. Says you're just completely nuts nuts but you know different oftentimes has a very Jealous Heart and it was very quiet until yesterday something happened. What was it with a waitress interest? We started if you're just joining us talking about a waitress that gut instead of a tip a note from the woman who is under honeymoons saying stay away from my husband recall any radio show. This is my first. Hi College Story. You freeze that so poetically that you said inside of me is a very jealous heart and yesterday it awakened weekend. Oh I love. Yeah so what what happened. What was the situation? Well yesterday for the Veterans Day. My husband is a former marine me and him and his buddy decided to enjoy the free meal that some of the restaurants offering for the military so I said well go out with your friends. You Know Oh how fun some guys time. So he went. He got his free meal and when he came back. I asked him kind of joke link. Did someone flirt with if you say well actually we were having dinner and just waitress keeps passing by our table in kids tearing me. I was very uncomfortable bowl and then she came and said all start. I can start looking at your eyes through so beautiful like come on the snare and has a massive ring on his finger. Anger and his friend is single good-looking and young and she was playing with my husband. Come on up. What happened next? Well they laugh. Nothing happens and when my husband told me I just want to go back. There is no restaurants cut her head off and put in the restaurant and show her picture. Thank you have the Moss. I'm going to have to well. That's a concern. Yeah I'll tell you what country originally unle from Italy Brazil Brazil really hot blood your cutter head off and put it in the restaurant and caller employee of the month launch. Attracted to you right now. I can't begin to tell you I listen to your show every morning. I love it the house hitting us. I can tell you that right now. What did your husband say how you felt about this woman flirting with him? He said I. Ah The more about it very uncomfortable. Nothing happened she was just made me uncomfortable. Like I am uncomfortable. I WANNA go back there. So are you now. Tell me you're not gonNa go to that restaurant have a confrontation with heart. Don't to classic tour you know. I'm jealous than not back. Have you ever have you ever been in a fight with another woman. Well Do. I really need to share. Well answer's Yes. Yes yes yes a man. Yes my husband will back. Then we've been married for six years happily married and I just think it's absurd one woman. Yes a guy that she knows married. Okay well let's let's get to that Where you got got into a fight with this? What does what does this woman do to deserve that? And she still had her head up. We were Celebrate Saint in Patrick's Day in when we used to live in Alexandria Virginia and we were this Irish pub. This woman keeps talking to my husband and like I was behind him. I know I'm a short girl. And he's a guy I was there like. Can you please excuse me. He's my husband. Can you just leave off MHM So she said she didn't feel like I assure you didn't see hours right here. So my husband tried to separate. He doesn't stop avoiding all the confrontation but when they were both alive you know what it took a US Marine demere. You didn't in a regular a regular civilian guy could not handle this kind of heat so so your husband stopped you from actually hitting her something like that right not but You know well. He's a nice guy he was just trying to be polite. But there's a fine line being polite and saying that's I'm hitting on you kidding back. That's very very true. Well he's very lucky and you know what I think If you're honest it probably really see smile on his face that you are so protective in this little tiny beautiful woman is so ferocious on his behalf. That's exactly right. It's just you can never you have hot Brazilian blood as you said and quite an imagination generation and you can never let those two things take over or you're going to end up in an orange jumpsuit. which with your coloring you could completely rock? But you're going to end up doing time and it's not worth it. Your man is faithful to you. Yes he is and I have to keep it down because they could take me back anytime. So Yeah Yeah Yeah You oh you know what let's let's put palace jealous heart back to sleep now let's let let it. Let's get it back to sleep. Elite loves you he is. US Marine faithful and folks. If you work in a restaurant in Paola. That is a very unusual name. Comes in You see her husband and don't lose your head over him. Don't Miss Your head over. Thank you for dairy in eighty eight B. S. H. E. R.. I eight eight to six to seven four three seven while we did ask her breezy easy jealous and comes not just regular jealous. Borderline Dallas full-on Psycho Jones. It's Bobbin Sherry here on this show Bob and Sheri podcast on the Bob and Sheri APP. Todd says the call is going to join us and she's the caller we we want. She's what we're looking for a high Nicole I we're talking about Pinks new song about fighting and fighting dirty. Sometimes you a dirty fighter. Yes that's that's kind of like my team song. I think I think it's all about passion. It's not it's not really to be mean. I think it's just you do everything passionately you fight passionately. You love nationally and sometimes you're just you just arrange nearly need now the guy say that sometimes this is nothing more than a ramp up for sex x which you say that's true sometimes. Yeah how can you be turned on when somebody is just calling you every name in the book. It's not really. It's not really calling calling each other names. It's just I don't really I call people names when I'm angry at him but when it's a ramp up it's not really. It's not like like that but like when I'm when I'm really really angry I can really cut to the bone and then I you know and then I'm I'm expecting to get cut back. Let's let's talk about the two different firstly about the ramp up like what you can't always get accurate but you know what what's going on verbally with the ramp up. You're not hugging each other. You're not hurting. You're not hurting each other emotionally. No I don't I can't you have to be in the the moment I guess you're just yelling and screaming and yelling and screaming and maybe throwing a few coffee cups or something. It's just you've you've got so much. Commotion Built Up Yours. You're just finding a way to release it. He's done something though an inheritance you so a cup is flying sometimes sometimes yeah. I don't get the throwing stuff. 'cause like Yes to clean it up and then buy a new one. That seems like a lot of troubling something even like Linda Coffee Cup. That's why doors were made for slamming the Ron hinges. You didn't you know you can open again so it's just like irritates you about something and you just you got an edge to you handle that you have an edge to can you end up in bed. Basically it's great Absolutely okay so now tell us about the other kind of fight where it's not a ramp up and you're just angry. It's awful. It's it's it's awful. My friends tell me I can cash right a man from a mile away just with my words. Wow what. What's the jugular? You go for Nicole. I don't think that's the jugular hood. They're they're they're just they're Manley Hood you just find on somebody's weakness and you exploit that to the teams degrees in example and keep in mind you're on the air as an example the man the manliness cleanest thing The the way they the ways that they can support themselves or their family The way they are in bed yes yeah whatever they find is there is their strong point. You just take that and you can and you absolutely disintegrate it. Does it feel you good in the moment to find someone's weakest most vulnerable spot and stab them. They're absolutely yeah and I'm not I mean I'm not proud of it but if you're going I I'll hurt you before you hurt me scare. You know Nicole Nicole. You're hurry broad would say we've only got like one thing in common that I'm aware of like I am so I'm like like like nervous just having this conversation. This makes me so uncomfortable so Nicole. You'll say something along the lines. I'm just making this up If you really want to hurt him like I make more money than you. And you've got small one on top of it. I mean how are you. How can something like that? That's perfect. That's perfect a house that getting to the root of the argument. Though it's it's it's not it's not you will you pull out anything and everything besides what you're arguing about. But how do you ever resolve anything you if you don't you don't and and how long does it take. How long does it take? A man to get over. Being told told that he's allows you provider and has a winky little alone. Does that beat it. Well the ones that were dumb enough to stay around. It took a little bit pull. You don't even respect these guys for hanging with you. Are you married now. Call it coming your way. It's Sherry Salute in that Pink Song smarten staff you here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bobbin. I'm Cheri half. I've made a decision. I'm going to change how I feel are you. Can I speak about my my feelings from the book. Ah Your I am no longer going to be as the style. GIC as I have been in the past. Because I don't think it's that you know just thinking revering the past loving the past Blah Blah Blah. I don't think it's all that healthy I want to try to live more in the moment. I always get more nostalgic like in in the summertime because I go back to being eleven years old and there is a period just before our family fell on hard times where I was was always carefree. I was like bike and old lyme Connecticut. The beach was there looking at long island sound. I mean having going to the movies and it was when I go to that town with my friend Jeff. We drive through it. He says you realize what you do and you drive through the town I said what are you talking about his you like zone out. It's like you just go to another place. You don't even hear what I'm talking about and I didn't know that I was doing that and that's not it's not a good thing to do and I I would take Mary. Are you back there every year and this is where I rode my bike and all this and that I got. I gotTa stop doing that so I was attracted to this article about the most nostalgic states. It's in the United States and it it's kind of Baloney because it's based on the following. FACEBOOK interest in classic cars antiques six vintage clothing vinyl records and Jello for some reason so obviously the gentle thing is probably when you were pretty nostalgia right anyway based on that to ten most nostalgic states are California Utah Alabama Louisiana Tennessee Idaho Oklahoma West Virginia Kentucky Kentucky and Georgia and the least. The stout nostalgic states are Minnesota Wisconsin Nebraska Maryland Illinois Michigan South Dakota Texas Texas Massachusetts and New Mexico and none of those states really relate to one another at all except for this illness for the past on his for over the past which I think really did play into the last election. People really would like to go back and have their life not all people but some people have their life the way it was when they were eleven years old or the way they imagined it. Was You know where you could get it right out of high school and get an amazing acing job at an assembly factory and work your way up and buy a house and maybe even swimming pool I go. It's been gone for a long time. I go out to little cranberry island In the summer some time and I'll take the mail boat out there. It's about three miles off the coast of Bar Harbor and I get off sometimes by myself and I walk. There are almost no cars on that island. I walked down these two little roads until they have is two roads roads to get to a stone beach in along the way you walk by a lobster fisherman south a hello Dave Thomas and you hear somebody cutting their lawn with a push lawn mower. I mean no motor and there's no cars sounding no car sound anywhere you just hear somebody mowing his is lawn with a push lawn more and it's like your urine museum. The Museum of Nineteen fifty five or nineteen sixty the way it was west back. Then you say there's nowhere else that I go where it's this quiet and slow and simple and kids on bikes and running free and dogs running free. It's an island with no cars like they say it's not reality. You'll see memes on facebook that go you remember when Mom Cook Dinner. Kids played outside in the neighborhood. And if you were Sassy you gotta beating like if you agree okay. Yeah Listen I would love for my kids. I'd love to be home everyday cooking dinner while my kids played in the neighbor. I'm not gonna eat them but other stuff sounds really good. It's just just the hard to make a go of it without paychecks in this country. There's no backing up. There isn't much folks would like to as much as I would like to. I mean it's for me. It's a lovely experience but I know the experience has got to end because I'm looking at a museum. Basically it's it's Kinda hard to ask people to roll it. That how far back to specially when you need every nickel you make to stick by Bob and Sheri and stuff. You won't hear on the show the Bob and Sheri on cast on the Bob and Cherry APP get it now in store or Google play all right mark come on in here Marcus. Three daughters one's named crystal ones named named Denver One's named Brandy. You've been listening to this mark. What do you think? And let's hear about your daughters. My daughters are typical of crystal November and brandies apparently give us an example of what it was like raising God man. We don't have enough time what it was like title chaos. The craziest thing ever done by one of them. Which one was it? Oh well I don't know how you pan down. Just now. They're on their twenties Wani's now right in their twenty twenty one and then you have been arrested Yes all been arrested Yeah let's say I think two of them when one's been arrested one's been detained and the other one. I'm not sure about how many are married once married. How many boys have gone through your house? boyfriends wins with these girls. Now I'm GonNa tell you guys were really terrified of me so I didn't see many of them and But several have have yeah. There's there's being guys and they're all thugs they're like little bug magnets daughters. Yeah they were all oh beautiful girls but they got him. I you know just low-life which of the three crystal amber or brandy was the wildest. Oh God that would be really hard to say. Amber amber amber would be really close ambush just a free spirit. We knew amber wouldn't wouldn't stay around one what she got out of school and true to our word I think you know free spirit. Free Spirit is father. Speak for sticks top brawls brawls and and not only that all their friends know who amber is and it's father speak for Y'all know what I'm talking about showed ask no more questions. That's that's that's about the term Martin. Would you be like our earlier. Caller Susan would you describe your daughters as good hearted party girls. Yeah they're the kids. The baby's one the most spiritual godly people. You'll ever meet. You can basically quote you the Bible Brandy. No that's amber amber amber amber twenty one Which one is married Brandy Randy's Mary. She's sort of settle it'll down. She's married a guy that I really think a lot of. I'm mark which of the three girls crystal Amber Brandy has racked up the most debt. The most debt crystal No Brandy Brandy goes through the most money I would say when yeah I think so which one ran away Brandy really ran away. Seventeen world crystal ran away to about seventeen. Which Randy Brandy? You never came back once you ran away. which would be your girls has a tattoo Say All three the which which one got it first. which has the oldest one got her I naturally because she was able to what she ran away she was able to get eh the other two? You know they were too young they they would have amber would have gotten the first one she would have got one which was about six. They have a child like this marks on it there. How many of the three girls did you catch sneaking out in the middle of the night? I'll three. How many of them stole your car while sneaking out No they all leave my car but they all had cars of their own but usually they would sneak out that slip out and go make guys so this three mark now. They've all because the baby baby brandy. There's twenty one. They've all graduated high school of the three. Which one did you most expect to make you a GRANDPA before before high school graduation? Oh well you know. And that's a miracle. None of them. Ah Applause. which which one did you have tagged as the one that was going to give you your first grandbaby before she got out of high school? I'm going to have to say crystal probably because she had a steady boyfriend got all through school and me and that Guy Sorta went in and out And now that now that he's out of the picture I really like him more than most of the guys just every day But I really kind of figured she would not make it through through hassle which has been senior frogs None of them. None of them really know what they could have slipped down there and I'm not don about it Because they've done it. You know I've I've been told that I don't know that any of them have ever been a stripper. I have then told. I don't need to visit certain clubs really that I felt like that was writing on the wall. So you would have had heeded the warning. It'd be funny if they were all strippers and crystal called herself brandy and amber and crystal it really. Not they ask for too much money steal they still ask you are you are or a great dad mark you really are you and your wife still together. Their mother I am not with their mother. I don't know I for some reason that figured she after hearing the show no I figured she should have been a heather of tiffany. But she wasn't they they really They they took after their mom. Okay enough said Walker a great dad. I got a couple full of emails. One said you guys are missing out on stacy with an eye. She's pure trouble. And maybe that was mark's ex wife's name on couple. We could couple Stacey Safety in Mississippi on. Amy Is listening to us in Buck Sport Maine and she writes no joke. I graduated from high school with amber. Who ended up on judge? Judy that explains lanes at all. I think it's tough Jerry Beck. You'd all the Heather's adverse crystals brand is typically. Hey Sherry from the Bob and Sheri Show I thank you so much for listening listening to our podcast. We've really appreciate you. You're the reason that we do it. And the reason that we're able to keep doing it and I just want to mention that if you hear political advertising of any kind any campaign any race any party adjacent to any bob and Sheri Show podcast. Please know that we did not approve that advertising we did not accept that advertising. We're not compensated for it. In fact we have asked every streaming platform there is to exclude our programs. uh-huh from all political messaging why because political messaging makes people furious. And we're trying really hard to have the Bob and Sheri show be a politics free the island so please know if you hear it. You're hearing it at our protest. We don't want it there. Were trying to have it removed. Thank you so much for your patience. Let's let's get back to the show. Something find it at Bobbing Sarah Dot Com. No some people need to change and they need to change right now. Who who are these people? These are the peoples who are Jerks behind a wheel drivers. That's yeah that's only get get worse and there's there's one instance an I want to know if I'm the only person this happens to so the back of my neighborhood limit a very big neighborhood the back back in my neighborhood when you go out the back go right or you can go left right. If if there's a car coming from the left you gotta wait and there's a curve and so oh you can't really see the car until it comes around the curve. All right okay I wanna go left so you know I gotta get out there when I when I go right. I have a little bit more of room to play because you know I'm not fighting crossing in front of the car. I'm kind of leading the car. That's coming by my neighborhood. Okay do you get that. Yeah all right. I know where you're talking about addict right Sir. So the other day I'm about to get out on the road where the cars ours come around from the left over there and I see the car but I have enough time to get the car my car out there and you know gun at pretty good so that that car doesn't have to slow down. Well what happens sometimes is the car. That's coming around. The curve is not obeying the speed limit limit five miles per hour. Nobody goes down one to us that the car is going sixty so I go out there and I say oh. He's closing coming in hot. God and I got it as far as I can. But you know what he does this jerk. He puts on his high beams because he hates me so much that he wants me to know he hates me for making him slow down a little bit. He's speeding. I did nothing wrong. I got out there and I had enough fromm between the two cars. But because he's coming in like a rocket ship He starts closing in on me too much. And what does he do he lets me know. Oh that he's on to me and that I shouldn't have done that. I should have waited for him to go by in his rocket ship he puts on the high beams. It's so intimidating mitigated socks me about you is you. Never got into game of thrones because if ever man's brain and my right was wired for game of thrones it's the king of the north over here I I mean you you not agree that that is really terrible thing to do fool yes. It's so aggressive and dangerous and for what so you can get to the Dunkin donuts thirty seconds earlier. And that's what happens. We get up to the next light and he's next to me now and give them the look like. Hey we're at the same place jerk. We're at the same place. What do you think of that? It just seems like a lot of unnecessary stress. Let live I know. Slow down a little bit. Just let him go. Let him do what he's don't involve yourself with it. I know you have a sense of justice and you feel like it needs to be meted out but just let people go sometimes I I. I'm not challenging. Everybody has a gun in this country. I'M NOT GONNA go challenged him and his brother by the way is the guy when you're out on the interstate you're driving along and out. You're behind a U.. Haul now and so you want to go around the u-haul whether it's the guy doing about one hundred and ten to two miles back and you say well he's two miles back back. Even though he's doing one hundred ten I can still get beyond the so as soon and I've noticed this as soon as my turn signal comes on and I'm going to go to the passing lane. He goes to one hundred and fifty. He speeds up to lock me from passing the U-haul he know what I think. Here's one of your mistakes and this may be. You can't help. This is your man and you know Y'all I'll have your mono a mono stuff that you have to feel like you do When someone comes up behind me and the revenue engine and they WanNa let me know that they are so take off that? My Mom van actually merged onto the highway. Why don't I just go home? And and have more babies or whatever and they pull up alongside me at the late eight and I can feel them glaring at me. I don't give them the satisfaction. What do you do? I just want a straight ahead I will not. I will not let them I. I will not make eye contact. Because that's what they want. They WANNA make eye contact so that they can either Do an offensive gesture or say something offensive. Go just give me a hateful look And I know that they're dying inside to do it. I won't let them stay serene. I stay searching and that's the way ago and I keep listening to whatever I was listening to or keep talking man. I don't 'cause see when you look over at that Guy That's an that's an encounter between two hostile forces between two warring armies and if that person is good and nuts something really bad could happen I escalate. I used to live in suburban Washington. DC were driving is a blood sport up there and one time somebody cut me off and I raced up next to him in my Ford Escort. uh-huh and I flipped them off and blew the Horn and the horn stopped working. It broke the horn. Said this is the last time ever doing this. It was this is a sign from God. It was mine. You don't want the people that are crazy enough to come roaring up on you with with their high beams and they're super aggressive. They're crazy you got too close on me. Well I'm just trying to get around the U.. Haul you know why take offense. I just I don't change. There's always gonNA be somebody I know in that though. I don't make eye contact with them when the light turns green they go roaring off the line. And I'm like you go boy. You show a mom and a mini van. WHO's got under bigger? Set a horses under under the hood. That's so true. It must be so tight since Bob and Sheri facebook twitter smartphone APPS APPS DOT COM. I'm reading here about some new trendy foods and I'm going to run them by you and tell me which ones you think I would like like. Okay the first one I. I'm looking at it and it looks absolutely delicious. And it's kind of cliche right now. Everybody's had it except for me and I I am going to have it and it's avocado toast. Sulfide that why is. It's I love Avocados. how Ms Eating Avocado Slab of really great great crusty delicious bread? And you drizzle. It was some olive oil and some avocado. You can add other things so it's so good. What are the crunchy things on top of these avocado I would is that look like to you? That looks like they sprinkled sesame seeds on maybe sesame seeds so I would like that very much the next one is the charcoal soft serve. I don't know what the flavor is but the look it's black soft serve ice cream. I don't know because I can't eat ice cream so I don't know what would be the appeal all of that. I mean visually. It looks nasty. Bob That looks says look good. Look good to me at all Just the description is hot chicken. It's it's chicken. It's looks like fried chicken but it is coded Nash Songs New with Hot hot flavoring. What do you do it? They as they pull it out of the FRY fryer hotter than hell they plunge it into the bubbling hot sauce and then they rip it up again and the hot chicken can meeting the hot sauce. The hot sauce lacquers onto the fried chicken. You end up just getting this explosion. Unbelievably Delicious Fried Chicken. Possibly Hampton would love that that is a little over the top for me. You liked you make that do you make that. Don't I have my own likes in dislikes wrong. You would like no not wrong. You would like God notion. Now she knows more about my taste buds than I do about most things I have To admit on you would love it. You heard something you know what he'll do he'll go somewhere and he'll have hot. Chicken have forgotten this conversation. And he'll all come in here and he'll tell me how good it is and demand to know why I don't like it and act like he invented himself and then there's a possibility denied. I bet he said that he would like it. Can we move along the next. I see this everywhere even saw it on the side of a restaurant. How do you pronounce a cable? Poe Cable Ebel P. O. K. E.. You would like that too so what's is that. What is that fish? Fish and vegetables often raw tuna. So obviously it's Japanese right Hawaiian I it's okay. Thank the CREPE cake. These are different colored crepes on top of each other. They're piled on top off of each other and it looks like it's about a half a foot high. I'm not big on sweets cake. Don't Know Ju- do today Satan. No no no no. You are plenty big on sweets. You just don't like cake pie. I know you're plenty. Big On was less the last time you saw me Danny sweets just a couple of weeks ago when you were several in junior men's said it was the holidays somebody sent me. Ah Box with them. And by the way I shared the junior mints with everyone only after we pointed out that you weren't sharing at the time and you know what that doesn't make it right light over the holiday. Well you know what. I smoked a whole Boston but the other day. Why was that what was cold outside? Even what's really sad had this. There's word count. Ability pointed at this man than all of Washington going to table. You know what I'm going to do on this table. I'm going going to build a big beautiful wall and I'm GONNA. I'm GONNA see if the Mexicans will pay for that. I'm going to build it. I'm going to build it so I just see the top of your hair. The big beautiful. Why would you like to hear the next trendy food this I would so love? Detroit style pizza. You know what that is. It's pizza but the crust around the outside is burnt. Yeah so you would like Oh. I didn't know that they had a name for it. But I love Detroit style pizza and look at this. Here's Collie flowers steak. It's a big thing that you I for At tossed entice lex. It looks beautiful. What's the yellow stuff it turned it yellow? What do you think that was saffron? It actually solely kind of turns that Color Purple Yams have you ever had a purple Yam. Yes I have not had eating flowers. Komo thank you snicker doodle Hamas. The whole thing is weird for me. Yeah there's been Nella Hamas supposed to be going against what it's supposed to be you bob and Sheri at it now get got it now. I tuned store or Google play. I learned something so interesting and and Romantic I just have to share Certain Birds Songbirds in particular. Their brains are designed to help them find and mate for life. Yeah so listen to. This is so so cool so a finch a little finch Their brain is about as big as Like a chickpea rights you picture in that little teeny tiny brain and and They learn the songs of their father females too when they're in the nest but they don't perform they analyzed they. They learned the songs that their father sings. And then when it's time for them to find a mate if their own They listened to mail finch's singing and they analyze. I analyze every detail and they compare it to her the the father song so this little baby female fench has heard her father song. And and she compares every detail and she rejects mates until she finds one that she believes Most closely fits that song. Oh and that is the mate that will help raise those young babies until one of them or both of them. Die these this girl. isn't wonderful. finches are birds have their own own little song or if they have like finch songs no all birds have all song birds verts have their own league are often their own. Thank yeah We make woodpeckers don't they all it's Well we may not be able to distinguish the difference because we're not bird people were not burr. I think it's Burgers They looked into Different kinds because there are multiple varieties of inches and and they looked into all these different types of inches. The male finch the way his brain is designed. He recognizes the songs of other meals but he copies his father's and if he doesn't learn perfect memorize and perform his father's song within ninety days of being born being hatched. He'll never get it. He'll still saying but the song he sings will be a mess and he won't find a mate. Oh No that's sad. So you've got you've got at the female who learns her father song. And that's how that's how she chooses her main and you've got the male who learned his father's song and that's how he gets a mate eight and finches the female inches like really elaborate songs with lots of syllables. kind of like how human females tend to me more attracted to lyrics in some ways the music so wh- which what happens to the To the bird that is alone. He doesn't learn his father song he still. He's still sayings but he made no no female. It's not it's not a good song It's kind of like you didn't pay attention at home and so you end up alone and miserable And these are songbirds that mate for life and this is how they choose their mate and this is why they stay. You know who never got respect. When I I was a kid birdwatchers? They were always thought of as being weird oddball. oddballs they'd be pictured like in a movie or in a book as having these Spectacles round and they're wearing these big baggy Bermuda shorts with a walking unstick and binoculars and like a safari hat. They were always made fun of when I was a kid. Oh He's a bird watcher. That one over there and yet burgers orders. That's the word Some people. You would not expect. I read something on this the other day. Some of the people not expect to be Burgers Are Like Mick Jagger Mick Jagger is a burder you know. My husband is a bird guy. We have binoculars scattered all over our house and books about birds in identifying birds and so a living and I were in the kitchen talking and she said what is that is that a woodpecker and I look out. I don't want Kevin's like ten bird. feeders I'm not kidding I look out. And there's this red tufted headed big white woodpecker. They're wild looking packing at the bird feeder. So I take a zoom in on my phone and I take a picture and I texted to Kevin and I said we have a red headed woodpecker pecker and he replies back that is not a redhead. It would pecker those have Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah and. We've been remember other things going on that's such such woodpecker. But it was a woodpecker. It was a wooded acker we got. I mean it wasn't like it was a dock. We got that my we have a hummingbird feeder right in front of the kitchen window. And it's the damnedest thing it takes about one day to put that liquid in there and here they come here they come and if you if you can. They can't see me for some reason the reflection they can't see me so they don't fly away. It's amazing to watch them just hover. It's you said yourself. How does that creature do that? I don't you the next time. You're standing there watching the hummingbirds take a picture picture so that we can see okay. I will get doesn't my phone is not always with me. Then I come back in. The things already gone come visit so many interesting. Getting things happen at your house. And you documented. Why like the like the raccoon that got him a trash can the raccoon trash can the dog breaking in and eating all fitting Kiki's McKie's food and the three coke cans on top of the recycling bag? Because you couldn't put them in. I'm actually going to take a picture of that the next time. I'm going to take a picture. Also of the two coasters with Mary's cocaine instead she puts the next thing. I told her that the other day she she was driving and she was on the phone I said. Do you know what I'm looking at right. And she laughed. You should create. We'll we'll make a gallery of just respects if Bob Alright okay picks and that's a good thing to call it too by the way it shows here on this show Bob and Sheri hot cast on the Bob and Cherry. I wanted to speak to a specific part of our audience right now and that audience is either people who hate their jobs or someone who is married to someone who hates his or her job because I have four things that I found in the Huffington post on. How when you hate your job? Negative negative things can happen to your body L.. It's so bad for your mental and physical. It totally is. I never really thought about this. 'cause we're lucky enough to have jobs that we love But you know we there have been moments limits and in my career. Yeah it is lucky where I've hated I've loved the job that I hated a few people around me. Thank they're gone anyway Here's what happens if you just hate your job. It can cause headaches. The extra stress can make the muscles in your head neck and shoulders tighten up which can cause migraines and tension headaches. Thanks so I mean that sounds like an everyday thing and it sounds like I'll how could you know my hating. This actually caused me to physically feel pain. But evidently it can and if that's happening on a regular basis that is not good. It can mess with your mental health. Boy I'll say especially if you feel like you're not being treated fairly at work or appreciate it remember. I told you when there was a time when I just couldn't stand some of the people we were working with. I go for a walk and you would say your. Ib Out of my mind. And I go back to that same place. And even though they're gone it triggers up. That's what the mind can do It can mess with your sex life. Studies have shown that juggling personal stress and professional stress can lower a woman's sexual desire and too much stress also can lower testosterone on production in men which lowers your Lebedko. I can totally see that if you are just so ticked off by the time you walk through the door. Do you really have a focus to want to get involved romantically. Makes you tired too makes fired. Yeah that's right. It's interesting how it would lower the debate of the tech the testosterone of a man be. I don't know why that would happen. But somehow automatically does if if you're just all tense with your job and and finally your appetite changes. I bet it increases your adrenal glands start releasing more of a hormone that causes feelings of hunger so so you end up. This is interesting you end up eating more in general but you also creeps sweets. Yeah and so you're going to put on way because your your misery is looking for a quick boost exactly and your body doesn't your body doesn't understand job. Misery our bodies are you know much much more primitive than a reality bodies like we need some. We need a boost when you boost seabright sugar so if you are one of those persons who is on the fence as to whether or or not. You should continue doing this job. Because it's a paycheck and sometimes you know it's hard to find a GIG But you think that you could make a move and it might be a little bit of a gamble but is it worth it. The answer is it is worth it. Evidently if if you can move to like don't quit your job until job. I I never understood people who did that now. Once in a while you'll get a situation where there's somebody that's abusive. That's over you and you just have to get out but I have never quit the job until I had another one because you. You don't realize until you've done that you have to explain why you're not at that job anymore exactly why you're out of work and and plus there's no paycheck come and there's no paycheck coming in which is important. I think that there are so many people who it. It's not that you wouldn't even use the word hate. They're it just so unhappy and miserable. Yeah and it could be the type of job you know that doing the wrong. Yeah I mean there are folks that can do just about anything and they just say you know it. It's a paycheck. It is what it is and there are certain likes especially in smaller towns. You're going to have limited opportunities entities and you want to stay in that town so you have to do what you have to do. I was thinking about the movie office space because it wasn't a bad job. A terrible terrible manager terrible manager and that I think is more the case than Oh. It's a terrible job. Lot of times jobs are sorry someone that just makes it such a miserable situation strict when you can go to the bathroom makes you sort paper clips because you have to be busy when you driven mad. Can't have a picture of your family on your desk. Whatever it is when you go to the bathroom job will have those are terrible? People Massell the people I would if I were you and I had a job where I couldn't go to the bathroom. Let's try to focus Mr Okay so anyway if those are four reasons to get the heck out if you don't like where you are and what we can find some better all the time You've been listening to the best of Osborne. Sharon check out our website. BOB AND SHERI DOT COM download our free APP to the odd cast. A podcast jazzed barbeque fund size. And simply hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast we would love. You would subscribe rate review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. 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"Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri. Knock from four separate locations. We're glad to be back on the air today. Let's kick off by explaining a little bit about. Where are what that looks like. Bob Moon go first. Yeah of course a Radio Studio. Most people have seen maybe a version on television. And you have somebody running it like Mac. Solve the controls and all this. And that. And then you have microphones around a big table. That's the studio where we're usually broadcast but right now. I am in a little room in the back of my house that Mary and I don't use very much. We call it the game room. The idea was people play cards back here. It's like it's like a very small sunroom and it's it's surrounded by glass and I was worried about you know broadcasting from here so what I did The roof of it is would and the floors would What I did. I got all of the outdoor furniture cushions and applied them up around. This microphone. That you guys sent me really cool. Microphone HAVE COMPUTER. Have two computers actually and the The upholstery. From the outdoor furniture is kind of helping to suck up the bounce so basically on the loan in a little Sunroom with a lamp and microphone and listening to voices in my head which I have been doing for years and it's and it's It's actually pretty comfortable. I hope it sounds good. I am isolated in my bedroom. I have a makeshift workstation. Which features a an Ottoman that holds my ipad which imploded into with my ear buds by Coffee Cup and then I have a little planner. Stand where I have my laptop where I'm watching. Max Do the recording plus watching some other station activities and right behind that I have my TV. On and Bob. I'm watching for Red October for the thirty seventh time already. So I've got an American and I'm wearing slides so I know this is not something that's appealing to you. So you've given up you've totally given Susan. No I've had I've I've had a shower today at thirty showered and shaved. Not It's not that I've given up. I did think about growing a beard earlier but then of course all coronal virus news came out that said try to limit your facial hair. I was GONNA I was GONNA do like daily picture of looking like Joe dirt as I attempted to grope. Wouldn't have been pretty. That's where I'm in the small bedroom of this two bedroom apartment and this is one of the junk room in here but I have four screens in front of me to try to cobble together. What we're doing and I've tried to put up a little padding so it's not quite so echo in here. I had bedroom but my head inside and Acoustic Foam Phil Cooper box so that I can try to check out. Some of the echoes All of my animals have tried to get into the box with my health. So don't be surprised if you hear some of that rattling around and this is kind of like what it is right now and there are certain limitations that we have We would love to hear from you. We want you to tell us what your home warranty looks like. What home schooling is like? What you to share your stories to help distract people inspire them and give them a break in the last catches we have not yet been outta. Pull a live phone call into this so we have a couple of options. You can't beat us a voicemail. Message A. B. O. B. S. H. R. If you have our APP Google play the apple store you can tap away from. The Violence Creek is talk that message if you hop over to our facebook had their has created a special email address where you can record a message on any device and just email there. It's going to take all of us hanging together to kind of get each other through viscous. None of us knows will tap into next. None of those longest is going to be the one congress that we can make Jerry Schiller's we are not going to be your scary gloom and doom radio broadcasts. We are here to try. Distract and chill you up and give you a break from all of the Corona Virus News. So we'll touch on it because we don't want anyone to think that we're completely detached from reality. But YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE GETTING A lot. You're breaking news you're not GonNa get any politics And not going to get a bunch of scary medical stuff because frankly none of us have any idea what we would even be talking about. Yeah we're going to be. I guess I could just put it this way. We're going to be as silly as possible and I'm very comfortable with that. I I can't tell you how many times over the years people have come up to me mostly women as a matter of fact and said what you just said is ridiculous so I feel that my wheelhouse you keep from you on the news and we're going to try to get carsick and the People's movie critic and and everybody else participate we're just going to kind of do the best we can and I have a feeling that as able to help the most important thing is so glad. You're with US bobbing. Get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri will. I was very sorry to see that. We lost Kenny Rogers. Just a day or two ago was he was an interesting guy you know. He had a very unique career. A lot of folks don't realize but he did start in country music he started. Pop Music with I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and then yeah and then he did ruby. Don't take your love to town. And everybody's still thought that he was kind of a pop singer and he jumped in with both feet and Became this country. Legend probably best known for that song the Gambler more than anything else and then continued having a wonderful relationship professionally and personally Dolly Parton. And then of course his magnificent chicken restaurant chain which was Coast to coast for a little while so we miss him and that right there. What did you say Max I said and around the world to yeah? That's right and even on the Seinfeld show. They did a a really funny bit with Kenny Rogers. Moving in next door to Kramer you have something to play for us today. Right bars put this together. This Kenny Rogers tribute trying to do sounds say whatever you would like to say every woman would like to hear your in shining armor. Think if you give me a story Song Calorie counting of the Gameboy Lucille. Do that as well as anybody gracing. I've never considered myself for gracing down that he might be and out. He was come back here in time to leave. Lucy don't take your love know. I want to doing this. I don't know what I do. I'm a creative guy. There's a lot of can. Just join me the pleasure this I guess. He was eighty two years old when he passed away. Something like that one eighty one. Yeah I did know what you know about the gambler on. He was married five times. Which we're we bowed to him as king around any finally fell in love in marriage and her name was Wanda and she was a waitress when they met. It's like one of the songs almost isn't it? Yeah that's pretty cool. Did you know that Prince wrote a song for him and never I never told anybody about it? And it was below the radar. I guess it was a country. Hit I forget the name of it I just saw it in passing with all of the Tributes to him yesterday but Prince I mean what an unusual guy. He was writing for Kenny Rogers of all people. Rogers is one of those people whether celebrities set you feel was fifty one years old day you were born and he stayed that way forever and so good someone like that passes lights such a shock. You like wait. Why can't you Rogers and I think it's cool when somebody says you know. I'm not rape singer but I know how to interpret a song really well and I think that's that was his gift a kind of a storyteller of sorts. All said that this couldn't be more different. Try Selena Gomez said. Well not very song. Yeah Yeah you'd be talking about Kevin. Rogers and Lena Gomez Walkout Patch. I wrote why it's coming up or a stop at the. Atm DOT COM Eighty. As I get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri. We are broadcasting from quarantining. Let's switch it up and talk about Tom Brady at the risk of making Max's head explode. How does that turn feelable? Tom Brady becoming a buccaneer. I was very surprised I really was. I thought they were GONNA come to some agreement if he wanted to continue and I was also surprised when they didn't come to an agreement that he wanted to continue someplace else. He's forty five years old. The guy it it it shows you what what a drug famous. Because he's forty five years old. He has a gorgeous wife and family. Tens of millions of dollars is going to be a hall of Famer but he can't get off that stage and he puts his own health really at risk right. Well that was my thought too and also put your legacy at risk. Now what do we know about being a superstar athlete on the level of Tom? Brady right but here. He could walk away from his football career right now. Forty five in relatively unbelievably great health shape despite a pro football career with a legacy. That makes him look like he's some sort of superhero goes to Tampa any takes all kinds of risks. He takes the risk of ending his career. Being kind of like a guy didn't know when to leave right and he takes the risk of getting seriously hurt. I don't I don't understand this decision. Is IT MAKSIM TIDE? Is that the drug of fame like Bob suggests it. I think Tom he still has game in. Bobby's actually forty three. And he's he's he's targeting to go to at least two more years to hit the forty five mark and he's got a couple of brands out there. He's got that TB twelve. You know health brand that. He's trying to expand so this gives him another market because it's huge up in the New England area and he's got the TV's going to they're not staedtler but he has as they would say in the sports world. He has a lot of tools to work with he's got some of the best receivers in the NFL that he's going to play with. And I think he I was wrong. I was wrong on the age I was looking at when he wanted to retire and I think he just. I think he's at that point now. Easy what is he going to make a thirty million dollars this year? Or Twenty five million. I think he just wants to approved everybody that he can go somewhere and make a run at it. Yeah I mean it'd be a big story. If all of a sudden Tampa Bay was in contention right yeah it would be But I who who who who replaces him there's Andy Dalton Cam Newton. Maybe maybe Cam Newton but not any dominant but Sherri Sherri come to come to. Here's here's the thing. It may be Jameis. Winston who was the quarterback of Tampa Bay who is now leaving Tampa Bay is a free agent. He may end up going into England. Yeah let's crazy. I was surprised to see the little. Make the season a little more interesting. If there isn't some guys you guys see that he only had that one requests. He didn't ask as usual number because another player's number twelve for the buccaneers. He just wanted everybody on the teams phone number and I thought. Oh those poor guys now. They're expecting to get a menu of what they can eat. Chicken nothing but green juice or whatever. That's they're going to start getting spam calls from his company. Tb Twelve. Have you heard about this new health product that we have for you? It's called TV. We're we're all stepping on each other right now go ahead Bob so I was Saying that we're broadcasting from four different locations if you're just tuning in our house respectively and I saw something so many people are doing this. I mean the Internet companies are going crazy. They're gonNA make so much money and I think HBO Always GonNa make a lot of money. People watching a lot of TV and people are coming up with very creative ways to work from home and one of them is if you really don't have a Home Office. You don't have a desk. A arming table makes a terrific goto desk. And I've I've seen pictures of people standing. There are earning boards with computers. It looks ridiculous but it's funny. You know what the ironing board is having a moment like it hasn't add since the TV show Hazel. That's I wish. I went to the computer store because there was some things that I needed to buy in. The Guy said. He had been swamped because a lot of people are working for home and didn't have the equipment they needed. The I heard an interview with the Chairman of the FCC talking about how the FCC has reached out to Internet providers mobile and landline phone providers and said. Hey you've got to give people capability kids have to learn to worse. Don't be cutting people off for non-payment of bills don't charge late fees. Let's hope that really comes to pass. Because the Internet Has Gone from a place where we check our scope with the cats being a lifeline. Slow people in American around the world. We've got more honest in the Newsmax and I'll just tempt by letting you know that today's more on today is a Moron for keys times. Wait till you hear this. It's next. It's father shedding its morons in the news. Here's Bob and Sherri. Today's one of the day is a moron. For these times. This happened Louisville Kentucky. Couple went to the grocery store and attempted to purchase twenty team three cases of mountain dew. That is five hundred. Fifty two cans and employees at the grocery store said. I'm sorry you can't buy that much. You can't stockpile that much mountain view and the man went into an absolute rage complained to the grocery store worker that they were misinformed. The tapes were allowed to have five hundred cans of mountain view that they needed to five cans of mountain dew. It got ugly. It got aggressive. The man was calling me employees a liar. And Guess What? We've got video. Text the word Moron Right now. Two eight two six seven four three seven we will send today's mountain dew. More on your phone Bob. Sure you go ahead and do your next moron. He'll be with US momentarily. Okay okay apologize to the audience. Theory is apologizing audience for the technical hiccups. We're going to get this sorted out and got a more on the news sports. Do not I'm going to tell you right off the bat that this May or may not be a true story because got it from the sun which I think is a murdoch products it's like it's a tabloid in England. And they say that this is true. According to the sun there's a guy in Northern Ireland recently caught the virus on a trip to Italy with his mistress and now he's back in the UK and his wife and he are important team together and initially. She had no idea how he caught it. She thought he was on business trip in the UK and didn't know that he went to Italy so evidently she's aware of it now because it's making international news and a source told the paper quote despite. His infection is expected to survive the outbreak. He's in a blind panic. However because of the adultery being exposed more so he's worried about that than his health I don't know I don't know if it's a true story or not but it's a great story and listen folks to go believe in how this guy's got a story for them. I'll tell you what your with her all week long now. What's New Mexico? Where a New Mexico man there says to the police that he did not realize that he was so drunk. Stealing People's to tell them came to sober up and had two extra. Tv's in the house which he discovered at eight thirty the next morning and could figure out where they came from. He was informed a couple of days later that the television belong to a mutual friend and the mutual friend had reported a burglary so the police came and arrested our man Mr Collins and he told the cops how about if I give those stolen TVs back could make this kind of. Nobody should have done. He should have said that. Damn Ambien that. That's what well the concept of hand washing his new. Evidently to a lot of people a woman named Miley from Vancouver Washington hosted unread it about her recent handwashing issue. She said quote just realized. My Soak wasn't working because it's literally a block of cheese. It was it was a couple of days of why is this not foaming and I came to realize it was dried out square of short shutter cheese. I suspect I left it out and I was intoxicated when I left it out and I just forgot and she even posted a picture of the cheese. I'm disclosed that woman. Did Not use it in the shop. Toxic Kate at a lot sixteen. Tell the soaping choose doesn't working at a hospital right now. All I can agree with that. That's it in the news for you for today. It's amazing the day by texting the word one eight six two seven four three seven. Well Senator Fong and we've done during that call eight eight eight S. H. R. I tell us. Wouldn't you looks like at Your House. How's that online school house working? It's far sherry mass charge from our several dates bobbing Sherri. You may not realize we actually have a website. Seo P. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. Dot Com floated up with fun stuff. There's all sorts of features and sound and photos contests and the Bob and Sheri Newsletter. 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If you're getting a little bored we're here to try to brighten your spirits and tell you some things that we're going through we are coming to you from four different locations my Nice sunroom Sheri's bedroom I think Max's bedroom and todd's bedroom for we cannot see each other but we're we're enjoying being together and I think that this hour will be a lot smoother than last hour where we had some technical difficulties. Were on a different system now. So we're going to cross our fingers. Sherry. Hey Bob Yeah While we were changing the audio feed three of my cats climbed into my little acoustic box that I'm working in and knocked my microphone over. So hopefully that sounds. Okay you were. You were about to tell us Something that happened to you In the days that we've been unable to get back on the air what what happened? Yeah and We're GONNA keep it really light on the show For the most part here but every once in a while something happens in your life and Something happened a couple of days ago. Mary and I were out not with in crowds or anything. We were walking the dog in an open area near our neighborhood. So we're in another part of the neighborhood and we're walking along and all of a sudden we hear hell and I mean a frantic Chi- Cry for help a male voice so we spun around and Ran Up the driveway and there was an elderly man who is on his back and he's calling for help so we you know we got right up to him. His face was all bloodied and his knee was bloodied. Evidently he tripped. He had a keen We later found out he was seventy five years old and he fell down and and just did a face plant at that moment. gentleman came by on a bicycle and He said can I be of assistance and I said I don't have my cellphone new this my wife. Can you call nine one one and he did and I just want to say This is how it works these days. When you're in an emergency the emergency people came on nine one one and we told them what had happened. There was a man down. He cannot move. We don't know if he's broken anything and she said at the top of the call she said is he. Coughing is experiencing or has he experienced any kind of respiratory problem and the man was able to hear that and you know and then she asked a couple of more questions. No and Said I already dispatched the EMS people and About five minutes later I would say maybe a little less than that We could hear the sirens and they arrived. They were so professional. I was so impressed. One guy got out of the out of the truck on one side the other end the other one of course was the driver and he asked questions. Tell me about the man and you know I told him what I could and while we were talking the other guy got that Bed thing that they have and Rolled it up to him. They they sat a few feet from him and asked the same questions. Have you been having? Are you self quarantine because you have the virus no To make a long story short this guy was just coming back from a store and he. He looked rough. I want to just tell you. He looked so rough. And it's very easy to judge people. His hair hadn't been cut his nails hadn't been cut and There were there was a liquor bottle that was in a bag that he had. And so you you look and you Damn Ami you're in you're in bad shape. I wouldn't be drinking. Come to find out. We went to the next door neighbor. Whose daughter takes care of him. Part Time Man lost his wife a couple of years ago and he's in stage four cancer. So he's doing the best that he can We're GONNA check on them Check with the neighbors who know him better and I just want to the people who show up at moments like these and helped their fellow Americans especially given the circumstances that we're going through right now. It's even harder to do that job. But they got him to the hospital. He had to have stitches in his in his face. But he's at least for the most part going to be okay but I had never been involved with a nine one one. Call before you know you sound like a you sound like me. Sound like a social worker for a minute because it's true. We don't know what somebody's story is. It's very easy to look at someone and go. Oh well you did this to yourself buddy. You don't know and thank God that you guys stopped because everyone now is so afraid of and rightfully so of drinking then that it will be easy to understand somebody just walking. Just keep them going. Maybe maybe calling when they got home but to stick around to render aid good for you. You know normally People would not be walking by his house. It's just the circumstances that were in there are people just want to get out of the house like we did the guy on the bike and I'm glad we were there for now. Is Yeah Yeah. He's he's home. He's he's doing okay. We checked with the the folks who Who Take Care of him. He's doing okay but you know I bring this story up. Mostly just say we're all kind of if we were not all getting on each other's nerves but that could be the case down the road and we'll have another prey on that sometime. I'm sure but there's always somebody else who's got it a little tougher so I think I know that I took a look around and said okay. I don't have you know everything that I want right here. I can't see my friends doing radio show but That guy you know losing the wife and then Battling cancer and then this. That's a lot that's a lot to go through. Let's let's pause here and then we will come right back at Bob and Sheri coming to you from our four separate quarantined locations. And hopefully we've cleaned the audio up for you a little bit. It's Bob and Sheri get the Free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri. Hey it's the BOB and Sheri show coming to you from our four quarantine locations. We have been able to work out a couple of things and we're still dealing with some technical issues for example we can't take a live phone call right now. We haven't figured out how to do that but we still want to hear from you. We're trying to do is show that as a distraction and it's Kinda late and fun and gives you a break from all of the wall to wall corona virus coverage that you're all you have a couple of options you can leave us a voicemail at eight eight eight B. O. B. S. H. E. R. I if you have our APP you can shoot us a talkback message. You can be Amazon. Facebook and INSTAGRAM and twitter. And you can shoot US IN AT B. O. B. A. N. D. S. H. E. R. I. Dot Com and. I just wanted to tell you I'm so excited While we were in break I heard one of the most kids. Let out a scream and I went. Tearing out and one of my friends in the middle of the night sneak Dover left for rolls of toilet paper on our unstaffed which don't WanNa violate my husband's privacy. But let's just save. The newspaper got a multiple used today. Like we are just about out. It's crazy. Well I have an idea idea. I've got an idea for you as perfect as a matter of fact you go to. Cvs right yeah okay. So somebody posted a picture of their toilet paper roller thing and it's out of toilet paper but guess what they're using. Oh that's genius the receipts something because all you need to do is buy a sprite and a pack of Gum and they give you three and a half to take. The problem is solved. You know people. People are so I I mean I think they've been terrific. It may not last forever. This upbeat sort of fun but Right now there are some very clever things that are online and I have to be honest. I haven't watched this much. Tv In a long time. And I just wanted to say that Lee van Cleef. I admire you my friend. I admire you. I admired you on that horse in the magnificent seven and I admired you on the magnificent seven right again and I admired you. Also with the magnificent seven return and then the one. I watched yesterday the magnificent seven Moisturised their hair deeply. And there's like ten of them. It's fantastic. These movies are such a kick to watch. I guess they were made in the one thousand nine hundred seventy S. Do you know what he's movies aren't sure you've ever seen any of the magnificent seven movies. I've only seen the very first magnificent seven movie and that was I can't even remember because I fell asleep about halfway through when cavs was watching it. It's really a throwback. I didn't recognize any of the actors except the main Guy Leave and cliff but at one point There's there's light these seven guys going to save this town from these Mexican marauders and they're going to protect the women and of course the seven guys all you know fall into a relationship with one of the women whose left their husbands have all been killed and so this one guys sitting next to this very pretty blonde lady and she's making some food for him and he's so thankful says. I just wanted to thank you butterball and I thought that is not very much thank you. Could you just as she was blonde? Maybe that's where the butterball came from but come on be honest with all the technical problems we've had so far on the show the way I've been rage eating leftovers. That's going to be minute nickname. I haven't been yelling at my equipment and eating less nice leftover dinner like a crazy person. Yeah I know it's it's been something that we've been cobbling together here because it depends. What's what's at the store. Mary just heard that the local grocery store. We go to just got some chicken in which she said. I'll be right back. I gotta go get chicken but you know you make do. At least we have something right. Well I'll tell you something on tv not to watch It's amazing it's great. It's beautifully done. It's really exciting. But this is not the time to watch the TV version of war of the worlds of paid. Just take it from me. You're one that no hell no way terrifying. And I know that the Netflix streaming number unlike movies like contagion are way up. Y'All are stronger than me. I WANNA watch young Frankenstein reruns of the Beverly Hillbillies at this point. I'm that's what I'm doing. I'm watching some of those. Old Old comedies underfund applause. Here we got more of the BOB and Sheri. Show coming up for you. We sincerely hope from our four separate crazy quarantine locations. 'cause it's Bob and Sheri. Hello it's the Bob Insurance show broadcasting from remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Cherry the BOB and Sheri show coming to you from our four quarantine bunkers. Thanks for being patient with us as we kind of sort through our technical problems and this is kind of crazy undertaking that we have going on Can't take live phone calls yet but we so want to hear from you in one way of course with the talk back on our APP. We've got a message from Kirsty Right. Now Hey bob and Cherry Kirsty from Old Fort North Carolina right outside the Asheville. This is a question about tipping and I know that you two are well and Mexican. Todd are tipping experts. I guess whatever you say. I do so with all of the restaurants being closed and only open for takeout and to go and call ahead or whatever What do we do now for tipping in my in prior experiences? I would tip is it was more than just somebody cooking it in the back and bring it up I know that based off of restaurants that I eat at all the time now. I'm leaving it all those restaurants but there's different changes. What would you think would be the best to do? Let me let me jump in here real quick because I saw somebody posted something on I think it was facebook the other day about how they don't usually tip but they're gonNA tip now. Whatever so depending on the restaurant Servers take turns rotating through being on takeout duty and one of the perks of being on takeout duty Those are your tips right. The problem is is that that same server who's on takeout duty is making two dollars and one cent and hour that they would be making waiting tables so when you walk in and pick up your food that person who took your order made sure that it was prepared correctly got it. All bagged him boxed up and was waiting for you. Took your money. Give you your change Blah Blah Blah. When you don't tip. That person is making two dollars and one cent per hour so Let your conscience be your guide. I know it's different in every single restaurant but I have a lot of friends in the restaurant business and they could just about cry when they get rotated through takeout duty because they know that you know they're going to go home pretty. Lean that night Bob. What were you going to say? Well what I was going to say. You know more than anybody on the show. I go out to a lot of restaurants. I think this is the longest that I've gone in my entire life and not having gone into her restaurant at least for lunch. You know. I think what I'm going to do. There are two or three places that I go to regularly and I know the owners in in all three of them and I am going to get take up there sometimes but I think more than that. I'm going to drop off an envelope and it's going to be marked for the wait staff and you know if you if you still have a job income coming in. You might be able to do that. If if you're out of work right now that might be hard but I still thanks to our wonderful listeners. Have Gig so I'm just going to drop off some money and split it up any way that you'd like to split it up and not just with the wait staff. We have to remember people who are haircutters What what are they going to do with? There's no heads going into the Into INDIA SHOPS I. I'm going to pay for my hair stylists I have a I know a family that owns a hair salon and they had to shut down depending on where you live. The State may be dictating that you close kind of impossible to maintain social distance touching. Someone's hair so yes. I agree with you if you can afford to give a cash gift to a place where you're a regular great but if you're getting takeout right now Part of the reason these restaurants are open for takeout is in a desperate attempt to not have to lay off every member of their staff. My niece straightening her husband any. He lost his job Three days ago he worked at a restaurant flush brewery and he was the sole support for their little family. So if you're getting takeout understand that restaurant is open one so that you can get food and to so that they can try to keep some of their people employed and by God hit the hip for fifteen to twenty or more percent if you can afford it. Yeah without a doubt. And you know what they'll remember you especially if you're a regular at a place like I see the same guys over report. If he knows all the time this town in place that I go to I go there for lunch. A Lot. You know and they all know me and I you've you've got to help these people now. They won't forget about that. They will remember you when you come back and you know maybe they give you a little bit more Salad or something. Who knows but this is the time if you have the coins to be generous. I agree with you. I just saw posted on facebook one of our listeners. Every member of her family works in the hospitality industry. They've all been laid off. That's the entire family out of work. So let's think about that if you're braving the world and going out for takeout it's Bob and Sheri you'd stuff you won't hear on the show. It's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sherri Sherri show. Thank you for being with us. Todd is with us. Max Is with us. We're all in different locations and we hope that you are staying safe and you are well and you are not driving your wife to smother you in the middle of the night. You know I I'm I'm distancing myself from my wife. She's on one side of the house part of the day. I'm on the other 'cause I've found that My watching about three hours of World War. Two and color on net flicks Kind of irritated her a little bit. So we we were patient ourselves and speaking of Net flicks You can't you can't get together with your friends to watch you know binge-watch they office or whatever but they have a new thing where you can still watch it together while you're apart net. Flicks has a new browser extension. It's called the net flicks party and evidently allows people all over the world to sync up their streams so they can watch stuff together and talk about it in a sidebar chat. And I'm telling you I can't wait to get together with Lynette and Mary and Mary's daughter and just talk about Riverdale and how good it was that night. Only problem with Netflix. Party is is that Right now all of reality feels like Netflix. Pardon have you tried using your Internet and and now that because today I don't know if it's true everywhere but today is the day that Kids who are doing online since learning are logged onto doing online distance learning college. Kids have one kind of schedule but my younger daughter. She's in public school if school day. It's nine to like two or three P. every single day that she is sucking down. Although I didn't know that always that right I mean you have to be in front of the screen for six hours She's doing she's required to do schoolwork and she has to sign on and do all sorts of stuff starting at nine. Am So she's I can hear a rattling around the kitchen right now. One thing I will say. It's kind of cool. Oliver Teachers over the past several days have had Exude conference calls with the entire class. So I'd walk into the room and she'd be sitting there with a bowl of fruity pebbles or whatever on a conference call with her entire chemistry class or her kidding. Pretty wild and it it. It cracked the phrase distance. Learning cracks me up because my older brother was a pioneer of distance learning parking lot. Headings hi So he was learning at a distance rather than going into that classroom. Oh I was. I was right there with not getting high but might distance learning was. I was sitting in the last row as far back away from the teacher as I could get so I had a Lotta heads blocking me. How would you have? Let's talk about this first second. How would you guys have light being in say Tenth Grade And having and I picked tenth grade for a reason because juniors or crushed over prom seniors are worried about commencement but tenth grade man. You don't have to deal with graduation to think about your in tenth grade and you're doing school on your laptop in your pyjamas sitting up in your bed would you like that or not. Bob. I hate what's going on in the world but I that would have been fun would make Mac yeah. I think that that would have been fine with me as well. Todd distance-learning yourself. How about you? I'M GONNA have to go with the resounding no because I would have found other ways to get out of any sort of learning at all if I didn't have to be you know in a structured building with you know structured curriculums. I'm there's no way kind of Man. That's the kind of man we want producing the Bobbins. Hey you know what if I could? I'd working out of my bedroom Austin same man sitting on a boat Super Bowl right now. His boxer shorts. He's been his very best. People are are doing crazy stuff. I just read this thing on line. Five students in Iran have apologized for making a video that ran all over Iran. They made a video the use special effects to make. It seem like it was raining. Eggplants and I know it sounds ridiculous but some people got very upset. I don't know how 'cause there's only two things that come out of the sky right water and sharks so how long these these kids I guess. They're not punish but the head of apologized to the whole country. Wherever a week a couple more days somebody tells me it's raining. I plant some so grateful to get a damn vegetable amount. I just say to the people at Netflix Issue. Keep recommending that. I watched these pandemic movies. I really don't care to do like really use person you know and I don't want any of that. No that's that's you know. I'm I'm surprised they would even put that up. That makes no sense. That based on what I usually like to watch Okay Yeah Max. Our thirst for murdering entertainment is not what it used to be on my right buddy right alone. Bob and Sheri used to be that if we wanted to talk to our listeners. We had to turn the phone on just during the hours of the regular Bob and Sheri Show and then sometimes. The company worked for wouldn't pay the phone bill. We wouldn't even know that we didn't have a Bob and Sheri Fund phone so we made some changes around here. We keep that bad boy on twenty four seven. 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This is Sheila from Ohio and I was just listening to the podcast for a double 'em went into the ladies room. Well that happened to me Several years ago at one of my daughters basketball games as long as I've been attending sporting events for my son and daughter the ladies room was always on the right twelve to placard even indicated that it was on the right and it was one of those big open one at the school so I walked in went to the restroom. Walk Out of the stall and there was a man walking in and I said Excuse me you're in the wrong restroom. Well he proceeded to look at the urinals and then back at me I was like holy crap. I'm in the wrong route running out of there and laughed all the way back to my seat. Just share that love you guys have a great day. I knew she was going to say I knew I knew the guy would point that out. I just tell you she left a follow up message and the follow up message. She said by the way I used hand sanitizer afterwards. Were all like ooh. That's ladies through. That's the measure but at your house. Isn't it everybody's bathroom like? I mean I don't necessarily WANNA find myself. You know in the bathroom with a gang of escaped perverts. But isn't it kind of crazy how we are that way speaking bathrooms? I saw somebody posted a picture online and it was captioned. There are only two types of people in the world. The guy in front of them has got two shopping carts and they are just loaded with every paper product that you could think of mostly toilet paper but every paper product you can think of and I'm talking about maybe twenty four thirty roles and the guy right behind him has two six packs of corona and nothing else only two types of people in the world. It's so true. Can we talk about toilet paper for just a minute so I did not do any was hoping because I buy the big toilet paper things costco and they last forever or whatever but of course you know? We're almost out of toilet paper until one of my best friends dropped four off on my step in the middle of the night so I went online and was like I'll just order into paper. I don't care if it's single ply from the Kremlin. I will just find some toilet paper and I will order it. I went to probably ten or eleven different online stores. There was no toilet paper to be had and they were some of them. Were saying Backward till August. Now that can't be right right back cannot be true the Cami true. No but I'll tell you this much. The Chairman of the Board of Scott is saying. What do you think about us? Now my husband would kill me but I'm GonNa tell you by saying why so. When Livia came home from college? She just grabbed everything she could get her hands on and threw it in her tour boxes and there was a role of institutional university to play. That came home with her so I was like. Oh my God toilet paper Hashtag winning so I put it in type. I forgot all about it three days later. My husband comes stopping into the kitchen and said I am drawing the line. I feel like that stupid cartoon bear. That doesn't fit. I will use this. There was like sweetie. Where did that come from? That came from Libya's college and then he stopped out of the House without another word. I don't have the heart to break it to that. This is what he needs to get used to. Speaking of which toilet paper is that with the cartoon. Bear Charman which it's a very yeah. It's a very good product. I saw them advertising. They're running ads. Why would you have to advertise for that product? Now when it's more valuable than valuable than gold I made if I if honest to God if I were the head of their advertising agency I pulled spots right now from especially since you run the infuriating people because they can't the keycorp cartoon bears are afraid to leave the house. 'cause WE CAN'T GET CLEAN? How is this reality? You guys? How any of real about a month ago I. It was. Buy One get one free. Was these big things of toilet paper and I bought them and they brought him home. I didn't even have any place to put them. But I didn't know I was going to be a visionary with this new smart shopper. All right do not drive our appetite street play. I wore cap the microphone and talk or you can leave us a boy smale at eight the OB S. H. E. R. I and we will figure out how to play those on the show while we pull it all together. It's the BOB and Sheri. Show in Quarantine Bobby Sherry get Lamar's reduce in right to your phone. Just tight movie to eight eight eight. Bob Sherri it's Sherry. Show so nice to be with you. Sherry's at her house. I'm good my house. Maxine toddler in their places. And we're so glad to have you along. We hope you're finding some way to enjoy this crazy period. I know there's an awful lot of pressure on people. Somebody posted online a picture of a Female meteorologist I think in Canada Do standing in front of her weather screen thing and she's got that five day forecast and today the high was going to be like sixty eight and then the next day the high was going to be seventy and then the day after tomorrow the high was going to be seven hundred. Seventy five degrees thought. I think it's because you're just. You're not concentrating like you normally do you know there's just there's so much going on right now. I hate to. I'd hate to be on a flight that I would hate to be on a flight period but I would have hated to be on this flight. It was coming from French Polynesia. Tahiti and it was Last Saturday and It ended up breaking the world record for the longest passenger flight ever normally they have a layover in La but they couldn't stop because of travel restrictions and they didn't refuel and they went from the Tahiti airport all the way to Paris nonstop. They got the record the longest flight. Now I'm just picturing myself sitting on that plane and pilot comes over ladies and gentlemen. I know you're expecting us to have a brief landing in Los Angeles but we have been directed to keep going. So that's what we're GONNA do. We're just GONNA keep on flying. I wouldn't like that at all. I don't like the fact that they were supposed to stop to refuel and then cook right right exactly now. Obviously I mean he's a smart guy flying these planes directing these planes. I guess they figured they got enough gas. But it's just the idea your broker record and you weren't supposed to be breaking a record. I would not like to be in that seat of airports. Tony was in wine just a couple of days ago. How crazy because some of the news footage I've seen depending on what airport it is of course. Some of the news footage I've seen has just completed sanity. What was it like for Tony Wonder? Well it was a little crazy. To tell you the truth. It was crazy on both sides so we flew to Orlando where out where we discovered our crews cancelled And rather than change our reservations. We just said we'd hang out in Orlando for a couple of days Our flight from From Denver to Orlando was diverted to Atlanta. Because they claustrophobic. Woman who did not speak. English was on the plane and tried to open the window and get out at their own and so yes she was not she was not in her right mind and so And it's funny because my wife spotted her before I even got on the plane and thought something was a little little off with her and And then she came on the plains. There's a few rows behind us and it was the first time that I ever saw a flight attendant holding a pair of handcuffs. They have these plastic. Zip Tie hands. Yeah and so. There was some commotion back. I got my headphones on. I'm working. I'm doing listening to whatever the listening to and I'm going on back there I'm like I don't worry about that She had to go to the restroom. The flight attendants put a blanket. Because she didn't want to go into the small lavatory and then that didn't work and then subsequent to that They went and got her and next thing. We knew. We're making this big left hand. Turn and there's a very dignified. I'm like no. They're not converting the flight and the pilot rediverting the flight to Atlanta so we land in Atlanta and they the young lady off the plane and and then we went on our merry way. Okay I I have to. I have to jump in here. What was the deal? Should you want want to go into the lab and put up a blanket? What what would? They wanted her to leave the door open so she could have more room like a fire blanket out that up for her. That didn't that would that that was not helpful And you can see a bucket. Come down the aisle job well. It wasn't US count airline so classified it. Don't worry about the bucket worried about that. Damn coughing is actually right. Exactly that's not drink. No ice left in Donald Duck or see is like you Bob. When there's an airplane involved woman is hyper freaking vigilant volunteer. Us Marshal Shoes. What she has one. Click bulloch blowing air marshal. Yeah absolutely and she's she's she's just stuff that I don't know so she knows this one like from the departure lounge she noticed this woman And I I was completely oblivious to it until the pilot we're making a stop in Atlanta for which I received no extra frequent flyer miles mary. Mary's the same way she will say to me. You see that guy over there. I think they're going to I think they're gonNA take them aside and question him. And why is that you see? How LONG IS NAILS? Are that could be a weapon. I don't I don't see these things if you're just tuning in you got as well. This is Bob and Sheri. Bob and Sheri can't believe this. Here's Bob and Sheri. This one's going out to all of the parents of school age kids that are struggling with distance learning. We have a mom of three from Kentucky. Her name is Candice Toner and she stayed on mom but she wasn't home. Schooling her kids until the corona virus quarantine. So she's got them home and they're working on their lessons and her eight year old son and is keeping a home school journal and she shared picture that she took him bench journal. And I will read this forty now. Ben wrote it is not going good. My Mom's getting stressed out. My mom is really getting confused. We took a break so my mom can figure this stuff out. And I'm telling you it is not gonNA be good everybody. I love that you know when you listen to those words it sounds like something coming out of like a fifteen or a sixteen year olds mind over. Todd was watching the hunt for Red October. Sound like the subcommander going. Well I saw. I saw poets thankful that I don't have Like fourth fifth sixth grade seventh grade aged kids right now. I couldn't help them with their homework when they had a teacher in a classroom. I had no idea what their math was. But can you imagine right now hamptons doing distance learning in like seventh grade and needs your help with his math? I would have to be very honest with the boy and that would be. You're never going to learn this and you're gonNA have to me. You're going to have to find your way in the World Sung without knowing hobby to certain things like diagramming sentences in half. I read this. I read this one. Post that this Lady said she had three kids that she was home schooling and she said I have a brand new respect for all teachers and I bet there are a lot of people that are are feeling that you know you take teachers for granted but now you're seeing what it's like to put up with a surly middle school kid who's board and doesn't have the exact sort of snacks because they're not being brought in by the trucks and you've got to get this kid educated it must be. Holy Hell and I'm in the same situation as you. I don't have any kids living in the house. Right now. Hampton with his father and Madison is back at the House that she rents a college. Now that could change but It's just marrying me right now. Well I I have a living care. Mia Olivia's classes are online. But this is her sheeran. College doesn't need my help. Cara MIA has a full school day. Monday through Friday. She has to be on at a certain time and remain online until the end of the school day. And let's hope she doesn't ask for anything. But I I had a thought when you just said people are going to appreciate teachers. What if the the best possible thing that came out of this whole lockdown? Stay at home. Experience that we're having is an understanding of how desperately we need to rely on those educators and maybe it's time we showed our appreciation by paying them and giving them resources that they need would Anisi. Okay like kindle hoping todd turns his Webcam on. I know it's a fan that is that is so true it would be great and I'm going to say there's a possibility but I've noticed in the past we. We all came together after nine. Eleven and we were just as solid A block of people as you could get for a few months and then we kind of went to our different tribes and I feared that that would be the case but you know there is a chance that we could get more money for teachers once. We all realize what they do. I'll tell you who else are the real heroes. Those are your Retail workers. I was on yesterday morning. I think one of our listeners has a college age son who works for a grocery store and they've got this kid working triple time because he's he's the he's one of the people in the back of the store that's bagging up online grocery orders online and then you pull up and they loaded into your car. And that's her sign and you know what I'll be damned if anybody is as spared a thought for that sacrifice and that risk and that exposure right. That's saying well we'll have to take care of each other this period. We just have to do it. And this is Bob and Sheri. It's stuff you won't hear on the show it's the Bob and Sheri Odd. Cast find it on the free Bob and Sheri APP or wherever you get your podcast. Here's Bob and Sheri the Bob Sherry Show. Thank you very much for joining us no matter where you are if you're huddled in your house if you're serving our country in Asia. It's really amazing that we're sitting in bedrooms and Meena sunroom and you can hear our voices despite all of this all over the world thank you. We really appreciate your listening. I'm watching a lot more. Tv these days. I mean I used to watch maybe a couple of hours a day. My screen time is way up and I'm watching a lot of different stuff especially some old stuff like I was mentioning. I was watching the magnificent seven but I'm also watching like old. Tv shows and Mary. And I came up with the drinking game going to have to be careful with. We go to Turner classics and we get a black and watch a black and white movie and every time the main character lights up a cigarette we take a hit. And I'll tell you what I was blotto after about. Twenty minutes with one of them and the French police secrets or secrets of the French police So I'm watching a lot of those and what else was going to say about this. Oh Yeah I'm also taking a look at what is available as far as Netflix goes and people have been asking me and I think we posted online. What I'm binge-watching and I've decided I'm GonNa take a look at peaky blinders. Which is a very violent very very violent. British gangster movie. Yeah turn the subtitles on your TV before you try. I'm not gonNA tell a Cherry Cherry hype. No that we have apple though I feel like we constantly screaming at you all the time. If you go to Google the apple APP store the Bob and Sheri APP is absolutely free and it does all sorts of cool stuff you can listen to our podcast and our cast that way. You can't talk back to the show. You can text win all sorts of meat stuff. It's just a cool thing and it's absolutely free. It's the Bob and Sheri APP in the APP store and free on Google play. Thank you so much for. Listening to the PODCAST. Hello it's the Bob Insurance show broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri it. Is the Bob Carey show and we are in our respective homes. The four of US plus our manager. Tony is at his house in Denver. Colorado first of all. How's the weather in Denver It's getting better. It's about fifty degrees and It's We had some snow but it's starting to melt. Thank you. Was it you who told me the other day that you were shopping somewhere. I guessing one of the big box stores and at the toilet paper aisle. They had a police officer in armed. Police officer yes. Last week I went in to pick up a couple of things. We are We are blessed with paper goods Because I happen. I happen to buy them. I just bought them. I went to Sam's Club I bought a bunch of it. So for all this craziness happened so I go into the supermarket just to pick up a couple of things by the way. This is at seven fifteen in the morning. The parking lot look like Saturday afternoon at seven fifteen in the morning and I go in I pick up a couple of things and I am going down the aisles and see a police officer and I go over there and I and I look at the police officer and I looked to my right and I see that. She's monitoring the paper goods. I'll and I said to her. You're kidding me. And she said Yeah I just gotTa make sure that everybody just takes one. So you're allowed one toilet paper and you're loud wind paper towel. And she was just they're monitoring it at another woman came up while we were chatting. She's Kinda shook her head and said I can't believe it's come to this but it was interesting because there were so many people and maybe because you notice things but there were so many people who had paper goods in their cart and I don't know if it was because I was looking for it or if it was because just every customer other than me head toilet paper in the cart now. I was hoping to to be fair. I was wanting to the coke. Zero was eight cents for two liter. So I had like twenty seven two liter bottles. Hey was eighty eight cents. I mean come on. That is a great price. That is a really great price. Yeah I think that we all just have to realize that this is not easy and we have to take Precautions with how we respond to not just people out in the world but right inside our homes. I just saw a headline and and I don't want to get into too much because I didn't read the whole story. It said. Divorce rates skyrocket in China. And of course they were ahead of us and what it what it came down to obviously is that couples were getting on each other's nerves. If there was something that was bothering you about her or him this really has magnified it so I think the best thing to do is really. Don't try to be on top of the other person all the time. Take your own space. Maybe in a bedroom while they're in the living room and Let everybody have their own little Universe note I mean everybody on. This show has been through a bad breakup or a divorce. Sore a six pack of divorces. You know whatever I want you to imagine what life is like right now for people that were already on the verge of splitting and now. They're locked down together like spare moments compassion for what must be like. Oh that must be totally nightmare. Can You you're zooming that just being locked up together? I'll make you hate each other. But what if you were already talking about splitting up and it was just a question of getting it and now suddenly will the financial point? You're locked up with him. And plus it's going to be even harder in some cases to get away because of the financial problems. Maybe you're not working right now. You know where would you go? I have a couple of friends that you know. I've checked on like hey I I can't come out but is everything. Okay over there and one of them said to me and I kid you not She said well. I never knew if we would go the distance but now that we're both home. I'm not sure he's going to survive cash. Do you see what I mean. Yeah with that with the Chinese headline I know and you know who you might not be thinking about How many of us have a friend? Who's single lives alone? Chopin's and that person is quarantined. Rollo wrote the. You you have Mary. I Have Kevin Libya Cara Mia all my critters. Tony has his kids. And Donna tied has his kids but but we all have at least one friend. If not many more aren't so lucky. Can you imagine you know it is a good thing that people can Pick up stuff like pick up food. pick up a call in an order for Whatever food is available? That is something that you know was not that easy generation ago. We are lucky that way. I think he's got to count your blessings and the other thing is like we have a neighbor who's very elderly and reclusive. I mean I've seen her twice in the past six months and I can't. I'm afraid of making her sick. So we're just kind of watching her house. We don't know what to do. We don't even want to leave food on her doorstep because we've touched it these are challenging times and I'm hoping that with every day that passes Somebody every day I feel like someone has an awesome idea. And that's what I'm hoping for our say. Every day we get one more awesome idea could happen. Let's pause here. It's Bob and Sheri get Lamar's reduce and right to your phone just tight movie to eight eight eight Bob Sherry okay. I know everyone is not on twitter. But something blew up on twitter about three or four days ago shocked me and blew my mind. A comedian in Los Angeles named Kevin Porter. Put out a tweet. That said right. Now we all need a little kindness Blah Blah Blah Ellen. Degeneres is notoriously one of the meanest people alive respond to this with your most insane story. You've heard about Ellen being mean and I'll match every story with a two dollars donation to the Los Angeles Food Bank and you guys. It exploded so I sat there on my bed with my jaw dropped because I Adore Ellen. Has anyone else ever heard a single story about Ellen? Being Mean Yeah. I have heard that and it is from show business. People mostly real some of these. I saved some of these tweets. You WanNa hear some. Yeah okay this is from a woman named Chris She said I worked at real food. Daily and Served Ellen portion of Brunch. She wrote a letter to the owner complained about my hip nail Polish. Not that it was on her plate but just that it was on my hand. I worked till closing the night before and this was the next morning. It almost got me fired. Oh here's another one. There's another one from Benjamin Seaman. A new staff member was told quote. Everyday Ellen pick someone different to really hate. It's not your fault suck it up for the day. She'll be mean to someone else the next day they didn't believe it but it ended up. Being entirely true. Was Bet somebody that was working on the stuff of the show. Yeah here's another one from a woman named Eighty Rose. My friend waited on her and she threw a plate of salmon his face because it wasn't what she ordered. Whoa wow here's Cathy Messier. My friend wrote for the Ellen show for two years and told Me Ellen Dhingra once in fact upon employment staffer told. They aren't allowed to talk to her. Man This is shocking stuff and you know what is amazing is that they're using their real names. Yes they are let me go this is from Alison Freer. I was working on his show at WBZ. That was next to her stage. It was our show runners fiftieth birthday caterer grilling steaks outside for a special fancy lunch. Ellen sent someone over demand that they stop as she does not eat meat. She is the worst this something. How how many responses do you think this guy got? Oh God I I've lost track. A friend was a PA on her show got their first staff writer job and put in notice instead of congrats was told to give the Christmas gift back. Sounds like Radio? You know I don't I D- I don't. I don't want to believe that either but she does have an acerbic sort of side correct and obviously she's a pro and she could hide that pretty easily but not just just picture her when somebody says something and how she will give it a beat and then come right for you know the laugh. I could see this being true and yet I'd like her so much I don't think for me like I don't. I don't want it to be true. I WANNA take my brain out of my head and dip it in my nonexistent so that I forget that I ever saw this twitter thread. It shocked me Max. You said you've heard this before. Yeah I've heard that before and it was somebody who was like a show business person that goes. Don't don't buy it because she's really not that nice of a person and I was shocked because you think people are the way they present themselves on something like a show like that and I thought or that. That's just how she was. You know and apparently not I. I know who the person who told you that was going to say but I'm pretty sure I know who that person is. I think it is kind of hard to hide your Prasada You in essence become a fulltime actor. You know to get away with that. I just you know I have the classic mentality of the Poor Grubby Urchin that I was so that is all that stuff. I'd be so happy I I know what the Salmon at somebody you have everything in the world that you know. Bring me. They'll bring you whatever you want. They're going to be so nice to you me know before all of this. You know that I've always had for wasting food. I am like somebody's Italian grandmother. I hate wasting food when I read that tweet about her. Throw that plate of Salmon. I was like you're GonNa wish you had that salmon a break here. It's Bob and Sheri. Hello it's the Bob and Sheri Show Broadcasting from four remote bunker locations. Here's Bob and Sheri. It is the BOB and Sheri show everybody's in their own house we've got five lines five different locations coming for you today my wife. Mary is therapist and she's doing work from home too. She has She has patients online. And that's the way it's getting done with a lot of places in the United States just have to Come up with some creative ideas. I'm very proud of myself. I'm the rest of you. Have run out and gotten like seventy five different roles at toilet paper towels and everything else. But I'm I'm ahead of y'all with one item and I was walking down about five days ago walking down the grocery aisle where they have all of the nail clippers and things like that and I looked over and I saw one pair of haircut and scissors that bad boy. And you'RE GONNA you're GonNa want me to maybe drop it off in your mailbox in about six months there. There's GonNa be a shortage. I predicted of haircut scissors so I've got them in my bathroom but I was thinking the other day. I don't know how good a job I would do. Cutting my own hair And I just made let it go as long and crazy as I possibly can. I mean beyond Mick Jagger when he was in his twenties you know just nutty crazy hair. Just let it go. What do you think I triple dog dare you now? Don't be disappointed if you rock more of a Yuna bomber vibe than a lab. Yeah that's the thing. I want to look like a rolling stone. Not a guy who's going to blow up your mailbox. Kevorkian said to me he's like Mormon. Or what are you GonNa do about your hair? And it's a well. I mean I don't do much with it now. He's like what are you going to do about it? You might want to let it go. I mean what's the alternative? Then I drive over to touch and have him tossed him slowly out into the road. I do have one in the garage. Aback marry won't cut my hair. I know she won't cut my hair. She'll and I'll say why I can't see in the back. It's it's going to look ridiculous you'll say I just. I don't cut hair and you'll complain. How it nobody wants to live in a world where they have personally give you a new. That is very true. That is very true. A good part of the reason. We're quarantined went up when. Olivia found out that because we we locked down early as you know scare me and I We were exposed and so come us like Olivia. Like Oh my God. You're not even set and I said do you WanNa live in a world where I give Chitchat virus and she said. Oh my God. We need to lock down. I you're right. We can't go anywhere you don't know what my hair would look like. I could get a fabio been going. I think that that's something that everybody should do. We should do the quarantine hair challenge. Let's discover who we are what we look like without professional grooming services. Yeah that's good and then we'll be so freaking happy when salons are open again that we will. We will be cheering in the streets. I agree everybody. Who can I mentioned this once before? Everybody who can should Remember their hair stylist. You know if you've been going to the same person for years and years and now they can't cut here maybe some of them are but I would imagine a lot of them are not if there's if you have the coins for it and maybe help them out a little bit. I thought a tweet this I think it was maybe Saturday or Sunday and it was a person who said if you're one of those lucky people that hire someone to clean your house or walk your dog etc. If there's any way you can do it maybe still pay them throughout this quarantine because chances are good. You're the only way they eat. I agree with that completely. If you're lucky enough to have let's say you had a housekeeper come in once a month or twice a month. That's how he or she makes their money and if they can't get into your house what are they going to do? What how? Yeah I mean it's not like there's a million jobs that are available out there right now right now. I did seem we can. We can talk about this on. Another Day Jeff Bezos said that the demand on Amazon is so intense that you know they're going to hire and I'm guessing a lot of these are warehouse positions hundred thousand right. And so you'd have to figure out all of the necessary health safeguards etcetera etcetera but that demand on Amazon is real. Because one of my kids came up to me and said mom. I tried to order something on Amazon. And they they gave me a shipment date of August seventh and I was like what are you trying to order? And she was like face wash unlike. Hi Sweetie you know the apocalypse and all like maybe just wash your face with some could soap like Amazon. Driver Warehouse Person To stock you up at a time like this good three. You know your kids are GonNa remember this period. It's going to be a part of their lives. They'll refer to it like grandparents referred to the devotion this generation q get the free Bob and Sheri APP and get the odd cast the podcast and fund size instantly. Here's Bob and Sheri. Everyone probably knows by now that the actor I just l the has corona virus and his wife. They're newlyweds Like within the last year his wife decided that she would isolate with him and she's now tested positive for the virus and people are jumping all over her but she said look. He's my husband and I wanted to be with him and take care of him and you know now I have it do. This is a question for our time like we never thought we would ever have to ask ourselves. If you were spouse your significant other is sick what do you do? Do you stay with them and care for them. Knowing that you're exposing yourself I mean chances are by the time you discover that your partner is sick. They've been contagious for up to fourteen days before they even had symptoms. So maybe you've already got it. I know that Kevin not he wouldn't even think of isolating from being. What are your thoughts on this guy? I would if I had it I would want my wife to Live in another locale and and I would just write it out I really do think that's the best thing the fewer of these cases Do you think that You don't think so. I don't think she would. I think she would say what I just said to you. And that is Bob You think contagious for probably two weeks before you showed a single symptom. Why would I leave you now? She might but I just don't have it in me to say I need you. You know 'cause I don't WanNa be lonely needed to put yourself in harm's way it's tough. It's a real tough one. It's the sort of thing that you never imagined. Having to ask like resemble I would stay with Kevin if he were sick but if I ever caught him licking mayonnaise off of a knife amount. Here no actual. He's well. We all have to make adjustments. I'm not proud of WHO I am. Okay but I couldn't a mouse. What lakes mail often knife will never touch my lips. There's nobody I am. I am totally speaking of food. I'm trying to figure out that I don't know how long this is going to go on. But he knows right. But I'm trying to figure out if I'M GONNA lose weight or if I'm going to gain weight from the from the losing side. There's a lot of stuff that I'm not getting including a really nice Long sub sandwich you know and and and trip to the Chinese restaurant and There's there's just a lot of stuff that's not available on the other hand ice cream sandwiches are available. I have I have quite a few of them in the freezer right now. I think I think there is a genuine feeling of throwing caution to the wind when it comes to whatever you eat loud I'll take whatever I can. I can tell you from going through the frozen vegetables the other day that Lima beans and butternut squash were not very popular with love. That is so true it is yeah. Oh true and then you know you do have to be careful if you like a certain type of food and your spouse does not you have to be careful not to Insult their food for instance. I got a packet of Smoked Salmon you know the smoked salmon. Donna eat at the station sometime on and some cream cheese and some cream cheese and And an English muffin and I'm hosting it. And she's watching me and I put cream cheese on and then I slide out the smoke. Sammy and I will admit it is quite pungent. And she looks over at it she goes. You know at that. Smells like and I can't even say What her description was but it was disgusting and you. You cannot ruin this thing for me. There's only so many choices and she said what Max said. She said the reason that's available is it's disgusting smelling. You have to be careful about that because you're not going to always if she didn't use the adjective truckstop in front of whatever description. She Wa- she went. She went even worse. She went even worse. I I can't tell you I've been so stressed out that I haven't been eating but I can see that tide is going to turn and and then you end up going God. I can't do anything I should have Ravioli. I deserve Ravioli. You will end up passing. I did this on twitter. I said I will begin my diet right after my birthday right after Christmas. Right after new years right after the corona viruses gone. Here's the deal I'm on a diet and I'm using an APP and so I have a diet coach and so the Diet coach who reach out to me every once in a while when I haven't talked to her and finally I was like hey do you know what's going on the Diet is off. Hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Sheri podcast. And the BOB AND SHERI CAST. We would love. The feud subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening.

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Is Bob Completely Insane?

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Is Bob Completely Insane?

"The the weekend Fridays most people probably just a day before the end of the week when a rapid to the rhythm of a kiss Friday variety already Friday Friday bob and Sheri Studios on this Friday Bob and Sheri movie critic coming up in an hour and the half with uncut gems. Because it's Friday and that's why do I am not sad to see this weekend. Although my weekend is going to be a health scape so so this this past week I had one kid down with food poisoning. Your kid home from school sick with something else. I had a bunch of projects that I started over for the winter break that I was trying to finish including emptying out an entire closet and then getting rid of stuff organizing and putting it back together other always a closet in your house where people open the door throw things in and then just close the door really fast. Oh I've got two or three in my house and you're never honor percents. Sure what all is in that closet because you don't enjoy opening the door and having things fall on you. I went after that closet. I took everything now and the things that these people have thrown into that closet. I don't even example. I don't have an explanation for why I found some of the things a single rain boot. They all have two feet. I'm not sure where where's the other boot right. I found an orange that had become petrified. It was rock orange that have become rock hard like a baseball. Hello what under. What circumstances do you walk by closet opening putting up and shocking orange in because you're too lazy to go all the way over to where the trashes a half a half used roll of paper towels again? No idea why hi that was in there and then all sorts of random other things. I think I don't even remember owning this wisest in this closet so I took the only way to do it is the empty it all out and then build it back up And so I'm on the floor sorting through stuff and here comes my daughter and she's he's laureate I'm cleaning out this closet. That the people who claim to love me just throw crap in and then closed the door. Don't care and she's like well. I know. Oh you like that kind of thing. It's fun for you know it's not it's why do they believe that spread that vicious lie is not fun for me. It's not fun at all. Let me tell you why house scape. That was my week like anytime anytime I would hear. I knew what I was up for a right got through the week Friday. My daughter my younger daughter is on the school debate team and the rule is every parent has to volunteer at for at least one tournament as judge right. This is my weekend. Is it really. Yeah I know nothing about judging debate. Nothing yeah you're so smart. Though and you're so verbal vocabulary is incredible. You're not gonNA have any problem. They gave me the rules. I'm reading the rules. I'm I've got the rules down So here's my thinking. Oh okay I'm going to judge the debate tournament what's couple hours in the afternoon Arrival time seven thirty a m I said to me when when do you think we might wrap up. And she's like Usually right around eight or nine. Am No PM. Okay go my God twelve thirteen hours good. Do they tell you what the subjects are. I'm there's all these different kinds of debate. My school didn't have a debate team. There's all these different kinds of debate Lincoln Douglas and Public Forum and Congress and speech. I have no idea what the subjects will be who the students will be they give you the subjects prior to no. Yeah you're not you're not you're not there to agree or disagree with these kids. You're there to judge them based on no but I would like to know you know kind of the arena that I'm playing in but I've got all the rules and I read through all the rules a couple of times and I've discussed it with how many judges hear me. I don't know yet I don't know but it's not you alone. No I'm doing. Oh you know what I'm doing my parental duty and you know. Luckily it's not like she's in competition. Dance where I spend every other weekend on the somewhere so this is a novelty for me. Are you going to be judging When she is debating? Oh no no. You're not allowed to judge your own students in fact tournaments being held at her school school so her team isn't even neuro working. Volunteers that are not even debating. That's my birthday by the way now. I don't like make a big deal. I'm not one of these people people who thinks that her birthday should be a month long celebration complete with fireworks and parades but I do like on my birthday to you. You know sleep in and maybe have some cake. It's your birthday and that is not how this is going down. No doesn't sound that way at all day. Hey Yeah so all that sickness and then the debate stage for fourteen. Yes but you know what as my daughter pointed out I got to have my fun cleaning out that closet is it. Why do they always? I don't know why don't they think. Oh what's Bob Doing. Always changing the cat box. Well let's leave him alone. You know how much choice that how do we get out. We get these reputation. Issue hadn't said cat box. You will not believe what happened to me yesterday. Stupid thing I. I said some balance. It's your hobby. You enjoy it so much. Yeah even though. It's my favorite thing to do Mike calling in. I'm going to tell you about it next year. The affair odd cast a Bob and Sheri Odd. Download the free Bob and Sheri website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Jerry. Why don't you bring up the words Kitty litter box doc setbacks. Because that's what they think they think when they see us doing a heinous chore. Oh don't bother Bob. You know how much he enjoys taking care here of kiddies box does his thing thing like that's what my kids thing like. Leave Mama and she's having some me time claiming the closet. There is not my thing. I'm I'm not. I'm not exaggerating when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I'm still I'm still upset about this. First of all her cat are. It is for ten years for ten years I have been changing the litterbox and making sure. The cat has water and the cat has food. I don't know why I do it. I could it be a mainly because I don't think anybody else was going to do as good a job because I'm a very sanitary man so the litterbox is in the garage and she has a little very A A small cat door that she goes through which by the way if I'm downstairs. It's in it. She she passes by me silently and all of a sudden I'm watching. TV in the cat door. Org Start swinging. I think somebody's coming through the back door. You know freaks me out but anyway I want over to the supermarket and I got some Cat Kitty Litter and and the one that was on sale in. It's ridiculously expensive for what it is. The one that was on sale. It gave me three extra pounds. So it's it's a like a suitcase sort of situation and has a handle and it has a giant head of a cat. That's you know the one. That's that's like purring or something something well. The cat looks pleased because look sparks is just went at it. It's it's always speaking as a man. It's fantastic to walk out of a supermarket with many people around holding a suitcase with a giant Cat's head that says kitty litter and it's like orange so you can't miss it you have. I walk out every three time. Honest to God I do this. I say Leonardo di Caprio has never had to do this or would he and the regulars at the store go on their years old. Clump unseal right. That's exactly right and in the other in the other hand. I have a `wonderbox. I've talked about the `wonderbox. It's like a cardboard board thing for the Kitty litter box and You could dispose of it after a couple of uses. I just like it a you know. It's two dollars and I by them so I I was away for a few days and no one was changing as it would happen. They don't and I don't even want to describe what that kitty deliver `wonderbox looked like it was disgusting. It was absolutely discussed. no-one cleaned it because they know how much you choi that. That's your earth thing. Don't you know so. Mary is upstairs. Right and She's with Madison. They're talking about clothes or something like that and I look over and I go. I got to change this thing so I've got a big plastic bag. I'M GONNA dump it into and then take the by the way the suitcase of Kitty Litter weighs approximately five hundred pounds. It's ever see like in a gangster movie where they're carrying a dead body to put it in the trunk. That's what it's like. Yeah and it could separate my shoulder on the way to the car so I'm getting ready to dump it in and But I I have to empty out the other one. I don't know what happened. But my foot hit the `wonderbox and Kitty Litter went flying up in the air. And you're my yeah. I was open. Aw I can put no good spin on this. I got nothing. I said words that were worse than what I threw away and so there was. There was no married. Mary could hear me. She said she said nothing. She won't be a part of it so slowly slowly went upstairs and the two the two of them are looking over at me and Mary said well what happened and I told her that I said I got kitty glitter right in my mouth. My mouth was open. I stepped up. Started laughing right. They started laughing at so I went. I'm not I'm not putting up with this. I I came toward her. I said Humira Baby Kiss me give daddy kiss come on. She wouldn't run. which chasing her around the house? Honest to God Gossiping Things. I've ever cheated silverline. There's no I'll I'll tell you what the lions For people with Heart Disease Asthma and cancer. The flu can hit hard. If you're not feeling feeling well take your temperature frequently with the Exegen. Temporal scanner is Bob and Sheri every once in a while I step back and I say I can't believe how things have changed like growing up when I was a kid. If you got a phone call from one of your friends you have to be in your house right because that's where your friend. That's where the phone was in final. And when I was growing up the only time that you would see like a half hour infomercial on TV would be on one of the TV channels. That wasn't a major network Labor Day weekend Labor Day weekend exactly so you know you'd you'd have A. CBS and they've got their programming ABC NBC. You see they own it all day long all night long. Maybe local news comes in. That's about it but these days because television is not watched as much much as it used to be watched. You'll find like a major network will have a thirty minute infomercial. And usually it's on the weekends or maybe in in the afternoon. Sometimes it's shocking to me. I saw a CBS affiliate the other day with a full-on INFOMERCIAL for for some sort of a cooking device it was never. I don't know I forget the name of it was never one that I heard of before. And there's a dude and a woman on there and it's always the the same thing. The Dude is hyper excited about this. The woman she's she's kind of the backup and she's being told she's being main splaine about how the cooking cooking device works and he's like Alice. You won't believe this. I've got some raw meat. Here what do I do. I opened up this cooking device. I the thing together. I put the raw meat in put. Put it down and you know what it's doing she goes. I think it's cooking like it's an outdoor grill. It's going to be so coked hoped to be one of those infomercial dude. That guy says you know what I'm GonNa do to this Burger Alice. No what are you GONNA do Roger. This burger is good but it could be better if you put inside the burger some Mac and cheese and I stopped and I said to myself is. Is this where we're at. This is where we're at that a burger itself. I love Burgers but it's cow meat and it's kind of on the greasy site. It's supposed post to be that way. Okay it does have it has rich flavor are made. He put a piece of cheese on the top US. We have to infuse it back of all things. It's not like you're putting in Broccoli. And then did he. Did he put it on a Bun. Oh Yeah Yeah you can watch the bug right on top of the grill. It's amazing but it's it's on where we CBS CBS station. Because they have to make money and there's not that many people people during certain parts of the day that are watching these. TV shows early on Saturday or Sunday morning. If you have the luxury of laying on the couch at rose up and channels else it is one after another stuff for your hair stuff for your skin. Cooking machines exercise clothing clothing. It's just what Roy after another. I I know it and it's it's like the home shopping network. Okay I I was always when when it first came on. I was very confused. I was thinking who in the hell is going to watch this. And a lot of people do including eating my wife. But it's like there are twenty five home shopping Networks on TV cable system. The the ones that that always trick me up is Cindy Crawford has an infomercial. I think it's ninety minutes. And it Cindy and her girlfriends and some skin care products right right. They're drinking wine and eating Hamas and talking about their amazing skin It has got to be very hard to be Cindy Crawford's book club. Yeah because because on your best day yeah that's in. I know exactly the one that freaks me out is Larry King King. They have the old Larry King C. N. off so it looks like a real show it looks like an old Larry King. I don't know why he has to do this. You know he works for Russian. TV We also. He has an interview show on Russian TV of all play. Why would you do that? And why do we allow Russian TV but anyway He's got this thing. Where so let me ask you about this? You take this pill what does it do for you and you know. There's someone some sort of crap that is supposed to keep your heart going. I have to admit when the Ninja Ninja I came out the Ninja blender. They have one of those infomercial shows and Kevin I were Outta town. We were with you Outta town somewhere. I think we were in Weste Virginia and we flip that on and I stared at that slack jawed. Oh look have this. BLENDER is so powerful he just put a handful of nuts and bolts in there and make a smoothie out of them. I want one of those. Well I Catholic surprise me and got me a Ninja. As a surprise they work. Well they they do accept. My kids could break anything right You can make a smoothie out of nuts and bolts. But don't you dare throw too much frozen food. None of liquid in there. The the thing was smoking. Oh is that right we have one. Hampton uses it every day for some sort of power shake and every time I cleaned it. Of course I take a part of my fingers off. It's the sharpest thing under the face we have two Ninjas. We have a broiler Ninja too and I use it and it's it's good. It's tried using it to make the MAC and cheese stuff burger. I'm going to and I'll tell you exactly how it works Sherry because you of course would have the like what a burger was until you explain. How could you Mac and cheese inside of me? It's just wrong what's wrong isn't it. It sounds so right. I mean you're GONNA put well here's the thing you don't eat cheese on your burger. Yeah I do okay Sir. uh-huh okay so some sometimes but so it's just having cheese on your burger put. They're put in the Burger. Macaroni to be a burger. MEISTER MEISTER Burger here. Who wants to dictate what everybody else does? See more at the news and then the people would be good it gets. We've we've got him boron with Bob and Sheri. He's a moron. It's morons in the news. We're starting out with a wild lady. She's twenty years old. She is in English and she was arrested the other day on her flight back from the United Arab Emirates after she got too drunk and would not stop asking guys to join her in the Mile High Club on the airplane she also attacked the flight attendants that told her to sit down and she was not allowed to do that sort of thing how. Yes yes she one guy that guy to guy and finally they said sit down they were attacked. Tension was arrested. Wow today's the day is fifty one year old Paul Nixon out of Houston. He forged the divorce papers including his wife's signature and notary signature without his wife knowing knowing that he had divorced her and how it all went down was he filed the fraudulent paperwork and they discovered it after his wife called. He did this this last February fifth and his wife called deputies in the spring after she learned that her judge a judge in the county had finalized her divorce it but she had no idea that she was divorced so imagine her surprise getting the paperwork in the mail. She's better off. Why be married to a man who is so stupid that he the this idea why? Mr Nixon filed for divorce the day after Valentine's Day last year a judge in Texas signed the order. Granting the divorce in April and then it took about another month for the wife to realize that they were divorced so they They killed all of that and reinstated the couple's marriage but now Paul Dickson is facing about a decade in prison. If he's convicted for fraud or fraud and He's he's on. The land is one for arrest Today's more out of the day. Text the word Moron. Two eight eight two six to seven four three seven. We'll senator guy in red at just posted a story about how he handle the situation when he found out a woman had been dating him just for free meals after a few d