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"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Captain and her friends will text, oh, I hope you're not bringing the captain to the game tonight. Because of his various, very picky. And she talks to the kids and says, uh oh, here comes captain crazy, and they nod. The growing up, all the women in my family, all their husbands, all the uncles, everybody had a name they didn't know about. Like what? Code names. Well, some of them I can't really say. My father, my father's was the king. But did he know that he was yeah, he knew he was the king. And his friends, but even as a kid, I could tell my Friends were mocking him. By calling him, the king is here, and I knew there was some mocking going on. Well, like my uncle Joe, his name was pickle jar. But he didn't know that his name was pickle jar. And just in case I can't even, I could tell you how he got the nickname pickle jar, but your reaction would be so over the charts. It would be so unbearable that I don't even know that I want to go there to tell you how uncle Joe could it be. It's pretty bad. Uncle Joe was a drinker. He was a heavy drinker. I know where you're going. He was a heavy, heavy. Please don't do this. He was ahead. I'm asking you for the sake of the show in my own sandwich. I know what he was doing. You don't. It's worse than that. It couldn't be worse. It's worse than that. It's worse than he got the name pickle jar and it is so much worse than anything you're imagining. That if I told you you'll just be beside your kitchen. You from missing it up. I can, but he'll still, I'm gonna try. But be prepared, okay? Stop it at any point. He was a drinker. And when he wasn't drinking, he was a sweet guy and didn't have much to say, but when he was drinking, he was lampshade on his head. And he was constantly going on and on and on about how his wife didn't believe anything that he told her. And he was, he would get liquored up after work. He went to work every day, but he would come home and he would sit out in his garage. She had like a little man cave out in the garage and he would drink. And he was complaining that he was having certain issues with his digestive system. And she wouldn't believe him. Well, can I tell you it wasn't that she didn't want to believe him? It's just that she didn't want to have to know about it. Talk about it or think about it. Her feeling was, can you not just keep that between you God and the tidy bowl man? 'cause I don't want to know. I'm getting close here. And he was insistent that she believed him and so no. He produced. Enough. It was like a courtroom. He produced evidence. That's it. And of vlasic pickle jar. Got really, he was really liquored up but good. And he came down the stairs with it in the vlasic pickle jar and said stop. Patsy? I told you something was wrong with me. If she didn't want to hear it, why did you bring it to the rest of us? That's the wife. You shaded want to know about it. Why should I want to know about it? Well, there were other people there. There were other people there. Oh, you have got to be kidding. Sitting around the kitchen table. I come from very social people. This is like Borat. And afterward, he was known and he'd have to be. And I asked my question about black hair. I heard these stories growing up, right? And when I finally got old enough to realize what really went on, I said to my grandma black hair. I said, will you saw it? Do you think there was something wrong with him? Always the one who's concerned? Always concerned about others. I love that about you, dear. And my grandpa. I don't want to know, don't tell me. You have to tell me. At this point, you're going to regret it. You have to. Come on. You have to. My grandma pleasure said, oh, please. It didn't look any different. Heinz leaves in the yard. Stop it. That was the schnauzer. Stop it. I am so glad she said. Is this the dog? I'm relieved about that too. Yeah. Well, we've all been there. Hey, thanks for raising it back up. Socially acceptable. Way of relating a story. Do you understand why I try so hard to raise my own children differently? So that's how uncle Joe got the name pickle jar. All right, folks. Beat that. We got a salami roll or something for you. So bob and cherry off air podcast called the odd cast. Podcasting. Podcast. With stuff we wouldn't couldn't or shouldn't do on the regular show. In the current odd cast entitled coming, bob says the men he knows are willing to try anything. And in this odd cast, watch its bob tries sheri's patience. The bobbin sherry off air podcast. The odd cast. We got a big broadcast to do here. Get it now on the free bobbin cherry app, bob and sherry dot com or wherever you get your podcasts. Bob and sherry books swag and the mother of all mothers merch. Just hit shot at bob and cherry dot com. I found online, sherry, a summer quiz where it's like I'd rather have this or would you rather have that? You have a choice for a variety of things. Do I get a score? 'cause you know I always like when I get a grade. There's some you put it into this computer and then it pops out some sort of an answer about you. Oh, okay. Okay. So it's going to be I haven't done it yet, so I don't know, it could be really linked. It kind of personality I have or my favorite ice cream. Something like that. I'm ready. You all set? All right. Ready. It's summertime, would you rather go to a beach resort or a beautiful lakeside cottage? Oh, like psychotic. I knew you were gonna say that. All right, so we're gonna put that right there. Would you rather spend an afternoon lounging in a hammock with a good book or relaxing on a duck with a glass of wine? Can I have the wine in the hammock or the book on the dock? Don't be a problem. Would you rather be lounging in a hammock with a good book or relaxing on a dock with a glass of wine? I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna take the hammock because when I'm done with the hammock, I'm having the drinking. All right. You can't stop me 'cause you're not there. All right. Would you rather party at the beach? Yeah, that's what I want to do. I want to just be a complete buzzkill to you. Even when you're on vacation. I'm going to be up in the palm tree. Just annoying you. God. At the beach. I don't know. 'cause it would be unsafe to be in a palm tree and you're never going to do that because you know what happened to Keith Richards. He fell out and he almost killed himself. Would you rather be at the beach or by the pool party? Oh, beach. All right. Would you rather be stung by a hornet at the bottom of your foot or get a horrible sunburn? Hornet. You take the hornet? Yes. Do you know how much that's going to hurt? The hornet isn't going to be permanent skin damage. The horrible sunburn is. Would you rather have an unlimited amount of ice cream or popsicles? Popsicles? Well, excuse me for living. I can't eat the ice cream. What good would it do be? Would you rather wear flip flops.
Sheri Hooper, Founder of Interactive Neighborhood for Kids (INK), Saw a Need in Her Community
"But sheri has a unique story and one of the things we're gonna focus on a lot on this podcast is taking conservative ideas and putting them in the mainstream where many times those ideas or either hijacked is something only government can do and or that should only be in the realm of government or schools and others and sure you had this great idea and we're gonna talk about it today about a neighborhood for kids and we're not talking about a little neighborhood. We're talking about a kids where they can go and learn and explore and be themselves. But sherry, first off to our listeners, let's just jump right into this. Here you think about it. Tell us a little bit about your background and then sort of what led to this. I mean, you're a girl from lumpkin county. I mean, you know, what else tell us a little bit about you and then we'll get into the story. Okay. Born and raised in delonge. And with great family, background. And met the love of my life when I was about 21 in Maeve away. We quickly had kids three within 19 months apart. That would be twins if somebody's trying to calculate. And we moved back to Gainesville after my husband went through his fellowship residency and fellowship in Charlottesville, Virginia. And moving back into the community with small children, there was it was a challenge to find a place to go and have the kids play. And me as a mom feel safe. So starting out trying to get back in the community, met up with the sum of my ladies from church that had kids the same age. And we started play group in the basement of my home. And make a long story short, it grew so quickly because there was not only did I have that need, but many of the other moms in the community had that need to be able to get together, have their children play together and also have community within the moms or the
The 'Moderate' Democrats We Need to Defeat Next Election
"Tom milanowski Democrat New Jersey Lauren Underwood Democrat Illinois Sidney axe need Democrat Iowa Abigail spanberger Democrat Virginia Conner lamb Democrat Pennsylvania Carolyn Bordeaux Democrat Georgia Ron kind Democrat Wisconsin Lizzie pennell Fletcher Democrat Texas Hele Stevens Democrat Michigan Tom O'Leary Democrat Arizona Sheri bustos Democrat Illinois Matt Cartwright Democrat Pennsylvania Jimmy Gomez Democrat California Susie Lee Democrat Nevada Susan wild Democrat Pennsylvania Kim schrier Democrat Washington state Elise a slot Nick Democrat Michigan Stephen horsford Democrat Nevada Chris Pappas Democrat New Hampshire Colin allred Democrat Texas Elaine lauria Democrat Virginia Mike Levin Democrat California Charlie Crist Democrat Florida Peter defazio Democrat Oregon Tim Ryan Democrat Ohio And as they say the Amnesty provisions in the filibuster proof reconciliation package which only needs majority support the
Halloween Special Repeat of "Walk Like an Egyptian" a discussion with Comedy Club waitresses. Show 8a - burst 01
"We're gonna talk about what it's like being employees to comedy club ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear for patty soule sherry lane stove owner well. That was pretty incredible. Alright so let's get thing kick things off of padding sherri. We already talked to lenin earlier. Podcast she was a hostess kitchen manager house. Mc and being an entertainer in managing so my club so historically very important but the club also wouldn't have had it success without a really tremendous staff that stuck around for many years and part of that staff patti and sheri who were cocktail waitresses back in the day. So patty will start with you. How did you come to work for me. It laughs well first of all. I'd like to say that i was head. Waitress knows what that's all. She earned the title but above where we got that out of the way. Any millennial listening out there. It was okay to say that back. Then i actually got started laps unlimited. Because i was dating your bartender one of your bartenders. There and i came in one night with him. just to see the show and It was a birdcage secret person who this was. This was ben tony. Oh i didn't. I thought you guys met at the club so you guys previously and he brought you in. We had been dating for awhile then. Tony is another a entertainer slash employee that we interviewed in a previous show. So i knew you guys at data for a couple of years. But i didn't know it was. I thought you meant out laugh so it was pretty laugh. So that's interesting so you came in as a guest an audience member. Did you have a good time. I had a great time. I remember it was wonderful. And i just i loved the whole atmosphere of the club itself and they happen to be short a waitress that night and ben. Tony mentioned to you. Lyn was could have been. T- may be or bob bob. Probably you know my girlfriend is out there in the audience. And i know she's had cocktail waitress experience so so i i just kind of went. Sure i'll do it so i was waitress that night night instead of being in the audience. That's hilarious great
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Here's bob and sheri sheri go. This long distance dedication goes out to bob lacey. Because this is your kind of thing you're gonna love this This is a traffic reporter on television..
Britney Spears and Sam Asghari Are Engaged
"Brittany spears is free and engaged. Were you surprised No actually i. I think that this moment was waiting for her to be freed from the conservative ship. They've been together five years or more might even be more than that now So and she. He seems good for her. The know he's been with her through some really tough stuff and she seemed very happy with him and Now the engagement picture where. She's kissing him and and flipping the camera off with her. Seventy thousand dollar. Diamond was not the most traditional engagement photo. I've ever seen on instagram but sent the message. But it looks like she's giving the middle finger but it's she's giving the ring finger but it has the same effect There are several photographs She had like four of them and the ring was of course in all of them. i don't i don't know i haven't been following your career like that. I know nothing about the guy. His name is Sam as gari is that. I mean i've never heard anybody say his last name so i don't know he is twenty seven. She is thirty nine. So i guess she started dating him when he was twenty two. He was a young. he's still young guy. I'm gonna hope that that this is wonderful and that this is her happily ever after. Because i'm rooting for her. To have a happily ever after He's he has a great sense of humor The the first thing that every journalist in the world said when this news broke was that she better have a pre-nup and sam Posted on his social media. Thank you everyone is concerned about the prenup. Of course we're getting an ironclad prenup to protect my jeep shoe collection. In case she dumps me one
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Instantly gets podcasts. The on cast and bob and sheri size so a few days ago. We didn't we didn't bring it up. We were busy but a few days ago. Blanket turned eighteen Blanket michael jackson's blanket real name. Prince michael jackson the second because his other brothers prince michael. It's so confusing. I just they with blanket. If i were him yeah he's he's eighteen. I think he was the one that was held in france over when he was just an infant was held over the balcony and the press was below and michael held him over the balcony and people were freaking out. You're holding a baby over a balcony from a hotel but four stories up. Remember that yeah. Yeah you know. If i were blanket i got gotta be some great still photos of that around i would get them and i would have it blown up like giant size and that i would put it in my house somewhere. Have it turned into enough to cover one whole wall and all. Yeah that's right and then people would come over like i'd i'd have a date over and they go what's that. Oh that's my father michael. And that's me being held over this crowd. You talk about something to you know. Bring up some conversation as conversation starter if your nickname was blanket. Would you keep it. no i wouldn't. Here's why is but you haven't went in front of you project off. I would keep it in. Here's why nobody else has that name. Yeah that's true. But there is a reason i mean your you know your blanket but a blanket can be a wonderful uncomfortably warm and fuzzy and soft doesn't like a blanket it would be all yours. okay. Let's pretend that i'm blanket right because mexican can you put in like some bar sort of ambient sound or music. It doesn't have to be greater anything so you'll be like you'll be a chicopee but a dull esteem skirt at At a bar. And i'm walking in i get full. You go over there. And i just kinda lean against the bar and you looking straight ahead. Maybe you got a girlfriend on the left and then make that move where you're opening up the possibility of my sample and you can tell by this scripture that i have been in the situation. What i've never been listened to moan is a bar with a girlfriend. Oh joel you even a million times. But i've never been like seated at the bar. Where with girlfriend next week. We're always up and moving or dancing or whatever part. I'm dancing up to you. I see in here a few times. How you doing good good. Can i ask you sharing on blankets. I'm sorry why did you say blanket length to something wrong with that. You'll like blanket on your mannequins funded me. That kind of attitude is what gets you. Pepper spray craig's. So i'm just saying. I don't think i keep blanket about it. You can be around well. It's allowed bar. You just dancing up to me like a little free torch. It it's either yelled at. Your name is blanket. I have to check out here. This i misheard. Here's how this works ready. You wanna try this again. Let's try skin so we're in the club. Hey how you doing good you. I'm doing good got some dance. What's your name sheri sheri. My name is blanket. Did you say blanket. Yes i was once called baby blanket when i was growing up. Every you making. Oh seriously it's all my driver's license. And when i buy you a drink i'll show your name is seriously played is blakich assulin. Come over here and this guy says. His name is blanket baby blanket. Oh my god. I bet you were so cute for my beer. I gotta go out in the parking lot slashes tyres. He's got that sound. I want you to be my friends. You guys this planking. No.
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Here's bob and sheri show people would no attention span. It's the bob and sheri show six shower. Guys in a pale woman was a ukulele shutting. Hey in unison. And now broadcasting from the palatial bob and sheri studios. It's jerry tina. Good how are we good fun. You talk so you had your family how to get rich. Quick plan workout. My father had a great job. Go when i was growing up and somewhere around. Eleven or twelve. When i was eleven twelve. He had a midlife crisis and decided that he was gonna reinvent himself as a natural healer even have like business cards. That said he's a natural healer and he would like people can say i'm natural. Hitler did did. He have some sort of Training in natural healing no he went to a crystal shop and that my future stepmother and between then they hit it off and they decided that they were going to get into crystals the magnet Rocky time line therapy all of that and then was married.
DeAndre Jordan Intends to Sign With Los Angeles Lakers
"Let's shift some ears. Talk some basketball a monday morning. Because the veteran lakers about to get even more veteran e big men de'andre jordan intends to sign with the lakers after being traded and then bought out by the distance jordan would be the tenth laker h thirty two or older and six of those guys thirty five plus nick jordan on the same team. Never thought i'd see the day Do you like the lakers bringing in deandra jordan. Nice good line janna listen. We're still getting the edible arrangements in the sheri's berries my for apologies that were from the audience last week. But you can feel free to send more to me. And by the way if you're feeling generous include kenny atkinson who lost his job arguably because he saw what i saw in fall which is de'andre jordan's not great at the old basketball anymore and now the nets finally admitted as they say. Hey you can have deandre jordan in detroit says no. We don't want them feel like what did we include six million dollars. They're like us. Don't want what we include for. Second round picks like okay. We'll take him and then we'll ask him to leave and now the legs are gonna take them. So i i understand that folks probably expect me to say well with lebron on it. He'll be different exam while. I do believe that braun has the ability to get the most out of any and all teammates. He's played with for now. Eighteen plus years. There has to be something to be gotten and driving. This moves. the needle for the lakers. No
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"With the free bob and sheri app so weird norman. Rita's daryl dixon on the walking dead. I don't watch shows to tell me about Daryl is just like basically perfect. He is he plays sort of our redneck biker. Loaner heart of gold sorta guy who is famous for his his accuracy with a crossbow. He is just the most delicious character on the walking dead. He's incredible he was on conan and We have the sound of what he discussed with conan and what. He does maximum. Lick your plan. let's talk about that. You lick your fans. How did that start. Why did it start. How do i get in on that. It's because i sorted licking my cast mates denise who who's one of our producers and then she would be like don't let me and it became a thing and then i went to london and i took a bunch of Selfish with monuments. And stuff where i was licking monumental like charlie chaplin guys on the street or whatever and then it became. I recall it urban dictionary there. Which i think is what shirts about right What is this. This is a very attractive woman. Saying norman please read me. Yeah so yeah. That's your call you know i. Yeah i mean yeah right what. Yeah i mean. Sometimes they dads will come up to their daughters and they'll be like lick my daughter go ahead. That's hard to believe that's hard to believe this do that. Are you kidding me. i'd follow. I'm part of all these of phantom communities for the walking dead all over social media and i have never met a woman in the real world or online who would not like to be licked by norman. Reebus right now. So that's how he gets away with so good looking and sex. It's not that he's so good looking to come up to show a picture of this guy you'd be like l. l. He's not conventionally good looking at all he's just incredibly sexy and appealing. Yeah says the scribe. If we kept going with that he he says. I don't just go up to strangers. I dude people i know. Now he kind of backtracked a little bit. Yeah well you have. i mean. look if you're a hardcore walking. Dead head your and your. It's going to be obvious to this actor that you want to be licked. I'd like the rolling stones. You know rates. I don't want. I don't want keith. Licking me you know rachel my rachel. Yeah for sure. My rachel right now What in whatever scenario we put her in. If i said. Rachel i need you to do blah blah blah blah and. Then you'll get licked by daryl from the walking dead. She'd be like i'm on my way. She would you trip herself getting through the door to go get it done. The people shameless. Yeah you're that's disgusting. just just. I'm not jealous i would. I would no i have. I don't care how big star i was. Let's say i was really good. Surf fee over. Garrick came in here in you. You'd be fine within you. shut up. don't even beautiful wife. Why would you even say that to me. Oh please here comes. Sofia vergara bobby handsome. Oh you so much thank you would love it. I think i got frightened. And you know what she'd have to lick all three of your damn faces but you would don't even probably going to be like lobster salt water. Bobby newton stops fever. Regard have my beautiful. Oh shut up about this guy that you dais like a deep poke in the microwave. You just you're not going to sit here and be a big to face about that. Because i know you. Are you telling me i mean. We're he says that he looks his friends. Are you telling me that. I walk here in the morning and i stick my tongue out and give your face lick that. That's something that you you'd like. That's something that you would look forward to say. Oh that was good. Don't one of our listeners said to me last week hastens your whole family sick once you get chitchat over there to lick them with his helper. Germs yes maybe. I wouldn't have so many allergies if you did lick me every morning everything about that. You selfish it's true. I've been holding back selfishly. I'm i like to apologize j. Flonase you have this here. Preserves cherry people pay attention. Because i did not want to have to fail you sherry want you to help us salute deserving teachers five winners will receive a box of school supplies. Bob insuree swag a bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars and a one year stamps dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars for gold stars for. You just can't usps ups postage from your computer. It's stamps dot com. Use promo code sherry. Just start a four week. Twelve plus free postage and a digital scape attention. It's the pocket sherry teacher. Appreciation context your deserving teacher at bob and sheri dot com back with free bob and sheri joining us right now in our studio. He's an author. He's a comic. he's a clown he's a professional dance. Show contestant author professional. Idiot a memoir. Steve oh good morning steve. L. how are you. Are you guys have to touch on the dancing with the stars. Do you regret that. Are you glad to where i was at that time coming off of a substantial downward spiral and an extended time in rehab living in a halfway house having been completely out of the picture for a good year. When i heard about that i thought wow you know this is going to be a good idea. Because i wasn't sure if pursuing a career in entertainment beyond that point made sense for me you know the it afforded me the opportunity to kind of test the waters with sobriety sorta deceit. And try out. You know entertainment stuff. It didn't require me to be like a crazy maniac. I was able to do all my rehearsal just down the street from my halfway house i was living in and i didn't have to travel at all as a wholesome family show and it was kind of a good way to sort of reintroduce myself so i have to ask. I mean clearly no Just looking at the arc of your career. You're not scared of much but you had to be scared of those costs. That's what that's what. I wanted to tell those costumes. Come on. the rumba sleeves classrooms. Didn't bother me at all especially given the nature of costumes that i've worn over my career as well. That's what i had like. I think good logic going into it but then once it all started. I mean i'd like for all of the practicing i. It didn't seem to be getting any better. I am really bad dancing and doing it in front of twenty million hours and were. You surprised that you weren't better dancing because you're a performer. Who so physical. Didn't you expect that you would be kinda good just terminally white. I just i. I can't i can't do it. You know and i try my best and and people. I think expected me to To make a joke out of it not take it seriously and and and and that's not how i approach. I really gave it my best effort. And i was incredibly vulnerable in doing early. Got hurt. Which was bernie of ironies places for you to get injured dancing with the guy and the answer the stars. I know it was challenging. It was uncomfortable stressful it. It really tested My my sobriety. I'm really glad that i was in that safe. Halfway house environment at the time and You know i got through you. So honest i gotta tell you on just watching. Kate gosselin on that show.
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"In his spartacus costume which is something to see. By the way he was kind of the brad pitt of his era. Spartacus or rick asks sport kiss okay. So now he and his wife have been together since one thousand nine hundred eighty nine but they only got married five years ago. Oh that's interesting and back in the day. They exchanged rings and the ring he wears that. He's very sentimental about this. Give you the feels okay. It's inscribed with the line. We know they won't win from the crowded house. Song don't dream it's over. And rick says my wife's positively balances out my occasional negatively by occasional. He means every twenty two years because he's the most positive guy ever and he's not really performing dates in the uk in the fall. I mean if you're gonna be there it sounds like he's just hanging out. He's putting new album out called beautiful life. But i mean he's not working at what's that like you know you get up and you said yourself. I do whatever i want to do. Any details on his mug. Yes the most random and yes sweet thing. You know what he's probably become. He's become a british artist guy who will still fill. I don't know small stadiums and In clubs and people will still his records whereas here. It's so competitive. I would go see rick ashley. No shame in my game. I think we'll be hysterical to see ghastly live. People pay attention. Because i did not want to have to fail you. Cherry to help us salute deserving teachers five winners will receive a box of school supplies. Swag a bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars and a one year stamps. Dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars for nab gold stars free a discount. Usps ups posted to rank from your computer. It stamps dot com. Use promo code sherry to start a four week trial plus free postage and a digital scale your attention off jerry teacher appreciation contests urine is irving teacher at bob and sheri dot com. It's easy to listen. Say alexa bob and sheri tune in i have a boxing question since hampton has now taken up boxing. And you're going to spar with him. What did we. What did we decide. His name was inchworm inchworm. No we were just kidding. My my name by box name is not going to be. You know what i believe. Sting like an inch if called. What is he crawling like a butterfly critical slowly. Somebody comes after me. Who's a big guy with boxing. I'm going to run like gazelle. Here's my question. Because everything i do about bugsy and basically learned from rocky movies. You know the part in the movie toward the end like the big fight where rockies taking the woman and and that's an all the rocky movies and he tells the trainer to cut them and then the trainer takes a razor blade waxes. I what's going on there on what's going on there is. It's the swelling down because his eyes so swollen that he can't see out of the i. What is cutting. He's cutting the skin. Yes thanks for taking us down this cheerful little avenue. Are you kidding me. What are you doing so wait. Because of his eye is swollen shut. They'll stop the fight But once they do that and he wins the fight. And he defeats i've andrea goer clue apollo creed or short. Whatever wyatt like. That's gotta be painful in. Tell her something to make this. Stop stop uncomfortable rocky so rocky where did rocky end up the hospital right tonight. He went to the hospital work in ribs. I'm guessing they put some proxided. Apollo creed had the because rocky had trained in the meat-packing place broken ribs of the cow. So he just had to cut. I know he's pretty beaten up. Who is more than yeah. I mean he was a bad shape. Took a real thing about that because anything anything around. The is the huge story. Why you not to talk about it. Not that i was ever going to become a prizefighter but when i saw some of the guys that work with disagree with you kid saraki. That was all it took to put me off ever wanting to be in boxing. Just the idea of my of somebody doing something like that. That's that's a line. That surprised me when i first saw the rocky question that you know that. That's a real thing. Does that happen. I don't think does that happen in real boxing. Yeah i mean like something they do in club fighting the beatings at rocky takes in those movies. I mean no guy has ever seen that in his whole career. I mean one round over rocky movie where he's getting deep for he gets knocked down like five times an inter in around. If you get knocked down two to three times. Call the only real boxing match. I've ever watched from beginning to end. Was the pay per view with conor mcgregor. The ultimate fighting dude. That's a whole box. Somebody he boxed whether it's a different form of familiar with iraqi meriwether it's not like a brutal in the center of the ring and and throw fist. It's a. He's he dances around. Kind of like sugary dance around. And he uses his skill and jab gelo bit and pitcher couple times very excited very exciting. But i kept waiting for that. Got me moment. It never came very rarely does a guy come out of the corner and runs straight center of the ring. The only time. I've ever done that. My life was my second marriage. I just ran straight to the sitter to take the beating. Get it over. I think the cup was a little lower. Stay right with us. We're going to be doing bud. Five minutes on tractor pulls coming up in just in the bottom sherry. I know so much more about rocky movies than i probably should. I mean i i saw. I saw all of them enter a theater. You know they're terrific movies somebody. It's an iconic character. Have like a million questions about everything and you forget the question until the subject comes up and then you're like oh yeah i've always wanted to know. What are they doing when he says cut. You don't have a million questions about everything i do. You know what the one thing that. I just realized that i didn't know that i should have had a question about putting realized that when a guy has called trip that he's like the third i never realized and i've known trips. I just learned that myself recently really. It was like when i learned that cucumbers were pickles by knowing a paradigm shift. How could we miss the could we miss. No one ever told the best. Aw thank you so much. Get the free. Bob and sheri.
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"And she wanted to get the reward money. The dispatcher says there was no reward money but she wouldn't give him in without it and they got away cops investigated and they found chance and arrested him on several charges and last week they also arrested kristie for attempting to harbor a fugitive and hindering. The arrest we don't know but you would have to think that they're not a couple anymore. What an awful girlfriend. You're you're stealing a car with her and she's calling nine one one to turn you in. Wouldn't shock me down. Because i really getting hard to shock me. What wouldn't shock me is if they were in it together to get the reward money bucket that he's going to be going to jail forever they'll get the reward money and then they can buy that nine thousand dollars ball of yard and a keg of stress sale. Of course they get for the reward for this. I mean depends. I mean it could be a fifty thousand dollar reward. But here's the deal. Chances taking a chance on this deal that he's coming with his girlfriend because he's going to do some more time in jail bright and while he's in there for about three years. There's a really good chance that there's something going on with her and the money exactly if it's fifty thousand dollars chances in there for more than a couple of years because that's a big time let y'all secret about chance that bright or wouldn't be a part of the news point well take all right. Let's move to the next one here. When a tv reporter got assigned to do a thrilling hard hitting story about some random intersection ended atlanta suburb. With a lot of traffic. I can guarantee you. That reporter was bored until something went down. It was the affiliate and atlanta. Ashley thomson was out near the intersection of lawrenceville georgia. Looking for people to interview about the traffic at the intersection. A twenty four year old guy. Whose name is eric rivers. Walked past and she asked him if he would like to talk about it on air. He said yes. I would and he gave her an interview on camera. Here's what actually didn't know. Eric had just robbed a bank and after the interview he went up to rob another bank. The staff at the first saw him go toward the cbs news van. They called the cops. They got the footage. They tracked him down and arrested him. That is how strong the call to be on. Tv is for some people wayne. Robbing banks doing an interview. Go ahead and audition for the amazing race news department for one man. Got video of a very confused. Gluck trying really hard to mate with the wooden statue of deer in her neighbors yard. How it got really confused. When the i wouldn. Dear was not responsive to his baucus charms. We've all been there guys till you went over to another statue of different deer and try it again. Oh i've heard of this happening. And i've actually seen photos. Dating is very hard to. Let's go to florida. Where a friend strapped. Gopro a friend of dave salem strapped a gopro to his head and then got on a rope. Swing to jump into the locker hatschi river. Hey didn't realize that there were alligators river. And it wasn't until they watched the video that night when they got home that they've freaked out and saw that he nearly landed on alligator alligator. Because alligators are evolving. The alligator has a look on. Its face like this kind of stupid. Might be contagious. Alligators away from god away. I didn't know that you could Submerge gopro. I didn't know that sorta stuff with the gopro stop one to your head to alligator infested river beggar sherry. This is bob and sheri people pay attention to fail you cherry you to help us salute deserving teachers winners will receive a box of school supplies. Bob and sheri swag a bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars and a one year stamps. Dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars on gold stars free. Usps ups postage rank from your computer. It's dams dot com use. Promo code sherry. Just start a four week. Trial free postage and a digital scale your attention. It's the pop and jerry teacher appreciation. Contests ever your deserving teacher at bob and sheri dot com. Get the new bob and sheri at instantly. Get the hot caste and outcast bob. This is what this is good news for you log. Good bring it up. This is bad news for me and bad news for max and this is how bad the news is is that i've been struggling with this for weeks. I i wasn't going to tell you this news because then you'd be like and that just irritates the snot out of me. I'm not having feel free to rob me of joy whenever you feel like it. I'm very used to it. Something is great news for you. Been struggling telling maxon i like. We were like bob's to love this. Let's the news. It's it's the way you will lord it over us so horoscopes are all bs. They found out that horoscopes are complete. Bs now Scientists and researchers at oxford university's future of humanity institute have come to the.
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"European thing and you seem like such a regular guy. Well i am a regular guy but you know once you get hooked on the damn thing. What can you do you know that. That's a real sign of your success. Don't you think you're not gonna find that at the lakisha. No you're absolutely not and you're you know what you're right i actually. I just thought it was just sitting the mandarin oriental hotel. Washington dc. They happen to these. Things are everywhere and i just didn't that sometimes Take a look at where you are in your career the type of theaters that you feel right now and staying in the mandarin hotel in washington. Dc and say while. I cannot believe that i did it. You know what. I did early on when i got. I got successful. I would wake up every day of my goodness it happened. You know and people are just buying my stuff. And i'm filling these theaters making more money than i've ever even dreamed of. I never saw myself being successful. And i think it's probably because i have such a past of not finishing or whatever you know it. It hasn't been a long highlight reel of accomplishments except for this art form and when i started doing stand up. That's when i really felt the big everyone. I finally quit my day job and then just did stand up for for a living. I was probably more exhilarated by that than i am by this because i realized that i was doing what i was supposed to be doing that i didn't have to pretend to be good at Is that could genuinely do. And and and make the lid. And even though i was making i don't know five hundred bucks a week or whatever and then i had to drive to the gigs and you know In my little truck. And but i i was just i mean it was just great. I felt like i retired. Then because i didn't have to go you know go tend to do anything literally work forty five minutes a day drinks free and what what relative or friend or ex is most surprised at your success. Well yeah. I think that's an interesting question. I don't let's ask it another way. Is there anyone that knew you growing up or any member of your family. That isn't surprised by your success. They're all they're all surprised. You know. I think my mother went to were still goes to just every show she can she can go to and And i guess on some level you know they. I i mean i sat there and watched jeff become famous. I was sitting right next to him. Put it happened. And i still didn't. They would happen for me. Because i just. I've never had that kind of thing happen. It seems like such a lucky thing to have happened. You know You know you can. You can really be passionate about something and then have it turned into this. You know it's it's really surreal It's you know it's kind of complicated also and that's what that's what That's why i didn't realize what i i heard making money. Is that it. You know the the. It's it's complicated. There's you know you you become a target for lawsuits. You become all these things and it's easy to get consumed in that then for were before. Nobody really cared. I just had to worry about being funny. You know so. And now i i try not to get caught up in any of that part of my life somebody else does it and And it really. All i do is worry about what goes on on stage. Okay thank you so much by people. Pay attention because i want to have to fail you sherry to help us salute deserving teachers five winners receive a fox of school supplies. Bob and sheri swag a bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars a one year stamps dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars for app gold stars. Free just usps a ups postage rank from your computer it. Stamps dot com. Use promo code sherry to start a four week. Twelve plus free postage and a digital scan your attention sherry teacher appreciation contests every is irving teacher. Bob and sheri dot com the affair. Podcast bob and sheri odd cast download on the free bob and sheri website. Or wherever you get your podcast bobbins jerry referring back to the morons on the news just a few minutes ago. I cannot believe that that bus driver this school bus driver in minnesota was so reckless that she is driving without a seatbelt. Kids are bouncing out of the seats walking in the aisles. And she's on her phone trying to pull up some yo momma jokes of all things you believe this story. Plus she was telling the kids life lessons from our own experience. That were completely inappropriate. You know in honor of her. Her name is brenda carson In honor of her. I i googled and i found a website. That has the world's best you momma jokes still. I haven't heard of your mama job you remember. Do you want to hear a couple of days. Okay all right now keep in mind right. And i'm a mom so you know you're not allowed to be offended by these. Your momma jokes. Your mom is so stupid. She stared at a cup of orange juice for twelve hours. Because it said concentrate. It's ask your mom is so stupid. When they said it was chilly outside. She grabbed a bowl. Your mom is so stupid. She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Better than you thought you would. I'm ashamed to say i am. You had me at concentrate your mama so stupid. When they said order in the court she asked for fries and a shake. Your mom is so stupid. She thought quarterback was a refund. Your mama's cooking so nasty. Flies got together fixed the whole on the window screen. Your is so depressing. blues singers. Come to visit her when they get writer's block yomas so stupid when thieves broke into our house and stole the tv. She chased after them shouting. Wait you forgot the remote. That's the worst one so far. I didn't tell her that's pretty good. That's like one out of ten. Your momma's so poor. She can't even afford to pay attention. Your mom is so fat. She can't jump to a conclusion. Some of these. Yes i'm leaving. I'm skipping mama's so classless she's a marxist utopia though that's a reach all right this is this is only going to work for you if you're a real star wars fan but you mom is so fat. If she was in star wars her name would be admiral snack bar instead of admiral. Akbar oh yeah. Yeah so stupid. When i said drinks on the house she wakes got a ladder. Your mom is so nasty. They used to call them. Jump orleans till your mama bounced off one c. Trampolines that's right. that's right. oh i'll do one more for you and then and then. I don't know how we're going to recover from this but your mama's so lazy. She stuck her nose out the window. So the wind could blow it there. It is ladies and gentlemen. You're listening to the best of bob and sheri cobb morons morons in the news. I call his first story. The bad girlfriend moron a thirty eight year old guy named chants. Monica stole a two thousand seventeen dodge challenger from a rental car parking lot in nashville international airport back in july the and his girlfriend a thirty eight year old woman named christie caldwell jumped in the car and took off once again his name is chance and because the challenger is fast he was able to get away from the cops who were chason him. But that's right around when christie called nine one one from inside her car. She tried to turn her boyfriend in because he was already wanted.
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"Here's bob and sheri. Let's get things started the bob and sheri show with bob. I just gotta relax go with the flow and sharing billion go by day fearless vigilante now broadcasting from the palatial bobby jerry studios zero five in cherry. It's ron wide. Hey ron how're you doing this morning. pesos about nine dollars now. Did you have behavioral problems when you were were. You were a kid in school. Is this where this always been this guy. I've actually carried my behavioral problems into my fifties. Actually so but yeah as a kid you know i was a number one attention span of a gnat still true today and and it wasn't a very good student market but i just had this attention deficit problem in visual problems. So i you know anybody who's gonna get attention some way so i i was. I was a bit of a handful. I admit it you know. It's such a tough thing when you know that you're a smart guy and yet you can't keep focused on whatever the subject. The teacher is teaching. It's so confusing in your head. And generally i think people who do what you do or people who go into the entertainment business deal with those sort of issues. Don't you thank you know what it's real real calm and You know now. I think they over diagnose Attention deficit but it was certainly the case with me and i'm medicated. Even today but back. When i was a kid you were just you were lazy. You wanna try it or whatever so But there were glimpses of that. I was smart. Because i was very very funny. You know i was a little kid. I could get laughs when i was a kid. I always had timing and but just You know ahead. Read a book. That's for sure. Don't you think that if they would have had those diagnoses and medications. When you were a kid that your life probably would have turned out really differently. That i have for anything. I don't know. I have no formal education at all. I mean i didn't even finish high school but i am voracious reader. So maybe that makes up for. But i do treat that condition now with You know with whatever medication. It is well between. I guess i brought I have you got an advanced copy of the show. The special behavioral problems and i brought it home and and i have to say ron i of all the people whose mouths i never expected to form the word day. You were high on.
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"Instantly. Get the podcast. The on cast and bob and sheri size bob you talking about being in the nurse's office and getting your temperature taken. All the school bullies are outside the window like mocking you and threatening to they were in another class so then you could look across the courtyard at me. In the In the nurse's office you just triggered a memory. And i haven't thought about zillion years so my my parents. We moved to wyoming at the very end of second grade. So i started in a brand new school the first day of third grade and it was terrible. I mean i not only. Was i in a new school but i was in a new world. I mean i was in a completely new land with livestock and mountains and no people and everyone was so different and wearing civilian clothes in wyoming wyoming. Yeah and so The second day of school. I just couldn't take it anymore. I was. I had made myself physically sick with terror and being the new kid And also the move and everything was so traumatic. So i decided. I'm going to the nurse's office and i'm going home and i am never coming back. I'm done. i have to get. So i go to the nurse's office and the nurse asked me a question. And and i didn't know what the word meant the nurse said to me. Do you think you might puke. And i'd never heard that word before. And i thought about it and thought about it and i didn't know what it was but the look on her face told me if i puked i was done with school forever and so i said yes i might puke without no having any idea at the word. Bet i'd never. That was not slang happened. Then what did she. She took my temperature. I didn't have a temperature. But she called my mom and and said you have to come get her she sick. She says she might puke. So my mom comes to get me and strikes me out to the truck and since me down and says here's a bag in in case you puke and i didn't know what part of more thank you so i'm really surprised. First of all that. The nurse used that word nurse you seller and we're so we're driving in the truck and everything in wyoming a million miles from everything else and my mom won't point looks over and says is the car ride. Mickey get worse now my little extraterrestrial brain. I'm all ready. Hypochondriac rate whatever this puking is apparently it runs rampant in this godforsaken land. Fruit us to it involves paper bag and drive. Cars makes it worse. That is such an interesting that the moment and it also is plenty and it says a lot about different parts of the country region. I slammed in philadelphia's the nurse would have said developed. You're go to throw up honey. Yeah but that's cowboy territory. Mom i might die. It's the best bob and sheri best. Thank you so much for listening to the bob and sheri podcast. And the bob and sheri odd cast. We would love if you would subscribe rate and review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening. Birthdays holidays promotions. There's a lot in this world worth celebrating. But nothing is worth celebrating more than knowledge that pays off like understanding how compound interest works knowing how to check your investment professionals background or figuring out your risk tolerance or finally understanding those terms. Your friends throw around like etf es g. and ico learn about these investment products and more an investor dot gov your unbiased resource valuable investment information tools and tips before you invest investor dot gov..
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"One of the most influential women in radio. Here's bob and sharing. I have had so many really kind and loving and supportive and hilarious messages from our listeners. Who say things like Stop crying on the radio. You make me cry and when are you going to cry on the radio again so i can cry too because it feels good to cry so i have been practicing excellent self control and not talking about a le'veon's commencement which was yesterday My eyes are so swollen from crying. Happy tears but but also the tears that come from like a chapter in your life. Changing and i was saying to my husband Who is exhausted by my drama. And i'm just going. Only i was ironing olivia's. Commencement counts high school. Commencement gowns are made of the same plastic. They make frisbees out of by the way. So don't get that iron too hot melt that thing so i'm child's commencement gown and i'm ironing it in irony because i was raised by wolves but i want my child to walk down that aisle to get her diploma looking like she has a mother right and i'm crying and my tears are splashing on the gown and it's sizzling. I'm not making this up at all in the iron is sizzling on this plastic gallon as my peers are hitting and my husband's dancer. Woman you have gotta pull yourself together. And this is b irony. If i'm not her mommy. I don't know who i am. He's like excuse me. We just had for the i think one thousand time. One of the most influential women in radio that little promo just played. Hello he said that to me. And i said i only do that to provide for you all so i am in the middle of what i think in the seventies they called mommy's little verve your spring down but i'm so happy and i'm so proud and the reason i'm not crying right now as i was sitting there and watching all those kids graduate and was just so mindful of how lucky i am that i have gotten to do that. Then i have a child. There are people in my family that are struggling with infertility. Probably people in your family and we all know that the world is cruel and incomprehensible. And so i'm going to try to recover from my nervous breakdown. And i did not melt her graduation gown which was good and i. That's i'm not crying right now. Because i had that epiphany moment like that's stupid pinchers mean. Don't be sad it's over. Beat glad it happened. But then after it was all said and done last night and i went to bed and kevin said. Do you feel better. And i said i feel completely lost because i don't know who i am a new and he's like i can't with you go to sleep. Welcome to the bob and sheri our everybody this this say something right. Can i say something. I was watching her and it was very lovely. It's moving i. I enjoy being enlarge auditorium sitting by myself and I just can't believe that she's graduating high school. And i know it's hit some shake. It seems like yesterday. I was sitting across the table broadcasting from your rec room and you were pregnant with her honest guy. Just doesn't seem possible ago. Next thing told me carry me is driving all right so i mean i don't know what happened to the the last eighteen years. Enjoy it on your most tire days when your house is chaotic and you're packing them like a leftover noodle for lunch because forgot to go grocery shopping. One thing that i did do right. I made a million mistakes. But one thing i.
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"Right right through second into third grayson to third grade. Okay yeah yeah. The teacher didn't love it when we had desks that the lid opened up right. Then all your books and pencils and stuff for insiders the ham. There's some weird moldy stuff in my teachers defense. At least she knew what the borrowers were and one of her students was reading embracing fiction and she could talk to me about the borrowers. Yes my father right. Two different worlds colliding. Their kids are weird. You're listening to the best of bob and sheri instant access to the podcast and fun side. Just download the free bob and sheri speaking to the ladies and few minutes ago. This is more for for the men so that they understand reasons that women say they can't make love they don't wanna make love your five riests reasons. They don't want the reasons why they won't okay Starting off with number. I'm not going to ask you which ones you would volunteer. No no don't you won't want to really bad. Well they're not that bad you just. You just won't want to align yourself with a couple of okay And plus they're not applicable to you. Okay okay In the survey thirty percent of the women say they only have relations with the lights off and so if the lights are on they don't want to cause they're embarrassed to be seen in that state. Men should stop and consider like the quality of lighting the ambient lighting overhead fluorescent. Not good so. I think you have to dinner a nice. I hold that stop for a minute. Think about the line. Do one and get some or not do. I'm not asking mr videotaping. And then you want you want more light. A lot of renison a nice soft light is what i found reflector bounce some of that good crew. It's not making a lot of judgments all right. That's thirteen percent. No lights no lights or very very very little. I i mean. I don't think most guys looking for like a flood light but some guys visual visual some guys lack the decorating atmosphere gene. They do so now. You gotta make a living and you gotta be a macho guy and you gotta be company. Audrey burke is okay Coming in at fifth is stress. Stress came in thirty two percent of the women's so they're just too stressed out and your man will always say logos noodle de-stress that's true though. And that's been proven to you to tecom your woman down to the point where you can deliver that. That's the challenge. Will you gotta jump in there. You know it's like playing monopoly. You don't wanna play the game. Once you get going on five hours for that back up once just relax all right. Sure you got stress. This is de stressor. It's been proven and you know that i'm riots. So nick fielder got an injection nice. Listen you've never been nice ever been a woman you don't know what it's like to be a woman for you. You don't know like no guy. I know no friends of mine would ever say anything. That course as a joke but mostly those lines are used with other guys. And then i you know Speaks well of people. I'm hanging out with illness. Came in fourth at thirty three percents. You know what. Here's the difference when a woman has the flu. Sh- wants to die when a man has the flu could do it you already in bed already in bed. It's very comforting. Nice to know that your loved you endure ahead right the endorphins. That's yeah yeah. What was it a good way to break fever feverishly. Just sweat it out. yes Feeling unattractive was the third biggest reason for skipping out feeling on just generally on an ugly day. What do you mean an ugly day. It's you you'd see you're always the same now. You're not some days you wake up and you look in the mirror and you go. I am a hideous revolting monster. Why i don't know we just do we do that. Is it a hormonal. Wake up and we'll be like we'll have an fat day or having an ugly day. We're just having a don't touch me day. Don't look at me say to baby. Don't worry a close. My eyes hit. That was getting meals. I can't believe the comments and if that doesn't work i'll think somebody else to say the bag your sister. She never had horrible day. She looks a little like you. Yeah she never has a horrible day. That's good man. Use that guys Number two fifty two percent of the women say that feeling chubby leads them to skipping out. That is so unfair. Because the guy probably doesn't care loves. You anyway feels that you're sexy anyway. So you're saying no. I'm not going to engage with you right now. Because i feel chubby. The guy doesn't feel that way. He thinks you look lovely. That's unfair and what you wanna do when that happens to you is don't say well then movie institute getting up. You should have gone to the gym. now i suffer. No no no. That's a bad. Yeah never ever comment on it. So what do you think. Number one is the number one reason that women say you know. I'm just not in the mood. Oh we've rolled out. Let's see Illness feeling fat and ugly stress And now we're up to number one number one. Actually this one could be men or women but this is a female Study seventy two percent of the women who were is it just exhausted. Yeah to lack asleep. lack asleep just too much going on and if you're a woman with kids and you've got two jobs or you know you're going to school and you got a job. You can understand why. I won't cannot tell you. This woman's name but see mamie laughed so hard. She said that her husband was honored. Because you know she's yet had and he was on and finally. I said i'm just so tired. She's home with three little kids all day long He travels first job. And when your spouse travels further job your mental picture of that is room service on the western heavenly right always your home slaving watching tv. So he was honored. She finally said look. I'm tired if you get done in sixty seconds do it and he goes towards my feelings. So you can't win. That's what she said she can't win. Uh but nobody wants to be on the receiving end of. Hey if you can get it does sixty seconds just do it. There's there's a famous line in bob and carol and ted analysis the movie where the Dyan cannon says To elliott goal. I just don't want to. I'm i'm just exhausted. Just wouldn't want me to just lie there would you he goes. That's fine. people. Pay attention. Because i did not want to have to fail. You cherry. want you to help us. Salute deserving teachers winners will receive a box of school supplies. Bob and sheri swaggie bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars and a one year stamps dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars for an app gold stars for you just can't usps ups postage commuter computer. It's stamps dot com. Use promo code sherry to start a four week. Twelve plus free posted a digital scape. It's the bob and sheri teacher appreciation. 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"People pay attention. Because i did not want to have to fail you to help. Us salute deserving teachers five winners will receive a box of school supplies. Bob and sheri. Swag bob and sheri brandon visa gift card worth one hundred dollars and a one year stamps dot com subscription valued at two hundred dollars on gold stars for you. Usps ups postage your computer. It's stamps dot com. Use promo code sherry to start a four week. Twelve plus free postage and digital scape attention. It's the bob. Jerry teacher appreciation contests Irving teacher at bob and sheri dot com the bob and sheri website the odd cast contest info bob and sheri dot com laura. We are so excited because vet is joining us right now and a vet. I'm so jealous. Because that got to play robin redbreasts in the school. play writer. you yvette vet. How do you pronounce your well. If we were in paris it would be but here in kentucky. It's the of it yet. So you were robin redbreasts. Yes thirty so jealous. I'm so jealous. So you're both adorable. You can sing. I couldn't thing though. I mean i didn't get i got to say i didn't get the thing like a solo. How did you get picked. Because that's the star of the spring places kindergartner. I i'm in. I'm profit-sharing you can't put the or in the in the in the water a little deeper over there fast here you this one little spot where he can't get coverage so yes was robin redbreasts. But i didn't get this thing solo and now feel slighted. So what were you this first grader kindergarten. When you were chosen to be the second grade and there was a song and dance. But i didn't get this being a so. Are you a high maintenance woman of that. I'm just wondering i'm very. You're still out front right. I mean why. Why didn't they let you sing. Do you not have a great voice you guys. I'm sorry you keep cutting out. Okay wait wait wait. are you there. I'm here to be very good on live. Radio is it this. Is i feel like i'm talking to the lewis and clark expedition. You're on the river. We've done a lot worse for that. We're fine with you okay. well anyway. I'm driving through mountains over the river and that's what life is like here. So but yeah they had they have model was to dress up. Like the little robin with low redbreasts little black wings and dance around the stage while all the other second graders things. Well i mean. You're not britney spears dancing. I mean even britney spears can't dance and say right there's a track right so they they're probably saying just letter d be the dancer and the kids will handled the singing. It was highly choreographed. The robin redbreasts in my spring. And play that. I was so jealous of. She had wings and during her salary she flaps her wings and i just thought nothing in life would ever mean anything again. He's getting to do that. Did you have wings had ways. Big black wings. Flap them around. Yes i don't remember having a tail wiggle. Though in the song it talks about wiggling your tail. I might not have let the second graders do that. They definitely didn't a catholic. Adamson bob bob newest song that i had never heard before about brown squirrel brown squirrel. Did you. school player to my kids did brown squirrel brown. Screw shake your bushy tail. Hold it already song. We did gray. Squirrels grey squirrels bushy tail. That was in the sorority. Yeah well are you an interesting woman yeah scandal. Hey i'm about the dancing animals right. I'm trying to picture bob with his daughter. Coming home. are sorority song. Involves me shaking my bushy tail. I don't see it. I don't think i can pay for that. Particular sorority in house deal. It's not like we did it at rush parties or anything. I get the feeling you did though actually moved. What do you do is a grown-up what's your life like. Now i run a. I'm the director of a lawyer assistant program and help lawyer with cups mental health issues get treatment so don't wait lawyers themselves struggling you step in. Yes yes. I was a lawyer practice for twenty years and then took over this this years ago. My youngest has announced that she wants to be a federal prosecutor. Who also dances. Eventually she can shake bush's house exactly. Yeah exactly there's a lotta danton in federal court. You can believe that as a lawyer with so much experience in life and as a woman who shaken her bushy tail on stage. What advice do you have. That i can share. With my youngest. The dancing federal prosecutor healthcare. It is a very difficult profession. It's a very competitive business. And if you don't take care of yourself you're susceptible to all sorts of problems so if you exercise self-care you'll love. I loved it. i loved braxton. The hard way to make a living. So how many lawyers are str- that are struggling. Like what number annually come through your organization because you never really stop and think about that. I know i never heard of this supposition before. It's terrific most most. They've had a lawyer just as program. North carolina has an awesome one And the numbers nationally. They just did a survey a couple of years ago lawyers suffer from stuff since she's disorders at a rate about five times higher than the general population. Oh my gosh The general populations between six and eight percent. And we're about between twenty and thirty five percent depending on the what do you. What do you think the reason for. That is having been a lawyer. I you know some of the research looks like it. Because it's a conflict base process. And that kinda stimulates different things in your brain and and cortisol and those things seem to create depression and sometimes there's a lot of sometimes you are defending somebody that you may not like at all. But they still. They still need to have a lawyer right. Absolutely absolutely there's and there's an inner conflict in that so not only you have the exterior conflict. You have an intercompany. Exactly what bob told me. Once he has a an old friend is a lawyer. And bob said i just i don't know he so argumentative and if you think about it that would make some sense right. I have another friend who is a.
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"That make you live longer. Are you interested. I'm so interesting all right. Will you better be conscientious. Meaning you think things through before you jump out there and take an unnecessary risk. I got that you have that one. I think you do. I think you do openness. I got an injury. can i finish. I let me just say you got them all. That's all we care about. That's all i care about your open but not open here with the x. Book your thank you for noticing that by the way i got it but i'll here openness many you'll take every man that comes your way. No i'm only kidding that what it says Meaning you're receptive to new concepts and experiences in other words. You keep learning and you don't resist change too much. That is yeah that that is definitely you. We see is that me receptive to new concepts and experiences Do i want you to what we're not. Yeah i want. Someone who i know will be voting negatively toward me. You're not tricking me. Yeah emotional stability osh people freak out and get depressed about everything. Do not tend to live as long if you can figure out how to roll with the punches. You'll live longer. I don't think i'm going to be here tomorrow. That's one that. I've always wanted to be more laid back. You know more like matthew mcconaughey. But here's what's interesting you want to be. That is listening. She's saying i'd like that to you. Want to be that. But you seem to think that you don't have to actually make the effort to get there that this is something that can just happen for you. Try think it's always down the road. I'm going to get to this destination. But meanwhile i'm on the highway uptight. Yeah you that's future living it's crazy. Yeah i know. I gotta learn to roll with the punches. Friendliness goes hand in hand being positive. Plus people who socialize and stay close with friends tend to live longer. I'm friendly. i'm a friendly person. Don't you think. I mean. I'm not overly friendly. You know not friendly to the point where everyone is. My friend which i think is ridiculous. Slow to make friends. I am a little slow to make friends. But then when i have friends i'm very loyal. Yes bob you. Yes bobby lee hanging. Every segment has got to have a conclusion. Okay and finally expressing yourself. Really got that. I got that one. Yeah i knew. I get an amen from the From the church members on that one pretty good about this. Yeah don't you you've got all of this. I've got about half people bottle stuff up. Do not tend to live as long as folks who can express their feelings so be conscientious. Be open emotional stability friendliness and expressing yourself really. That is very very true. I think people who don't express themselves like something is bugging them. Somebody is more than they bottle. It up man. That'll put you in the dirt fast. There's a lot to be said for being open to new experiences. 'cause if you're opening experiences than you're open to new friendships you're open to learning things and you're open. You're open to the possibility that even if things aren't awesome right now they they could be. You know it's taking some responsibility for you. Sheri lynch do that more than anybody. i know. yeah that's true. I think there's something to be said for doing the same things over and over and i'm snob serious about that. Yeah i know what's there. I know that you know if i go to a certain place for vacation. I like the certain restaurant right. I'm going to enjoy being there. Oh here we are again. We're over at the restaurant again. Oh there's that view. Oh here's the mountain. I like comfort of that. That's comforting but to me. That can be really bitter. Sweet because what. What calls you to that place or that experience is is something unique to an event in the past and then you go back there and it doesn't live up. You can't recreate that moment and then you've got that bittersweet nostalgia feeling no i don't. I don't find that i get that. I find that. I enjoy living the past something i mean i. Of course you want to go back to places that you've loved and had a great time. There's so many new things like you could never live long enough to experience. Everything that's out there be. I travel up when i was you know in television at all. I mean i've seen a lot of new things now. I just want to be here with you every day. Hashtag lucky girl hashtag lottery hashtag winning damn straight have a wonderful day for yourself today. Ladies and gentlemen. You're listening to the best of bombing sherry so congratulations. Sheri lynch named one of the most influential women in radio again this year. It's bob and sheri peyton. Welcome to the show. I everybody. I'm calling for an apology from bob good. Well here's up. need to apologize to you. A lot of friends who live in bob and sheri and a couple of months ago gotta show about celibacy friend called me brighton. Early saying your virgin. You need call in. So i did and i was like surely not. There's no less than celibacy. There's no way they could be doing on sell it to be. I lived that life and then I do call in and other friends even though he's a code dan. We're like wait. You're a virgin. So you added me as a virgin. And i think you should apologise so you did use a codename peyton. But you're recognized your voice. Yeah they do. You have a distinctive voices. it's very smokey. People never think that their voices are distinctive. But they i know so. Are you still virgin.
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Use your were killing the job. They said this he said listen to me. They're going to be days where you work twenty hours times like this. Why don't you find a book or something literally like permission to find some other way to fill the time so that would have been a great gig to have work from home where you could double dip a second speaking speaking of great great gigs I had this pulled up. I can't believe. I had it pulled up while you were talking about this. A few people posted the best gig they ever had at didn't last forever but it was the best gate they ever had for the money and the work that they did and i'll just read one of them. This person said it was a woman. I think i worked as a massage model at a massage. School my job was to lay there and be massaged for a few hours while the students did their lessons or took their exams. Thirty dollars an hour but better than the ten dollars an hour. I had at an office. She just is massaged for our and our and our everyday. How did he get that. Geico is that is that not something but listen to this one. This guy says my next door neighbor. This is like out of the simpsons. My next door neighbor works in a power station the nuclear power station. His job is to sit in front of a monitor and make sure everything is working well if something goes wrong. He calls the appropriate workstation and they fixed the problem because an alarm sounds if something is out of sync which rarely happens he is able to play games or read a book ninety nine percent of the workday. He is getting paid a hundred and fifty dollars per hour to basically play games and chill at work. How do you get that job is. That's a gig right there. Rhetorical no seriously. I know. I know at an alarm will go off. So you don't. He's he doesn't really have to be studying the monitor's because it automatically clues accused the sound thing and then he goes and tells whoever it is but there's a problem a hundred and fifty bucks an hour and you thought you thought you had a sweepstake. I know i know that is good. It's bob and sheri. Thank you so much for listening to the bob and sheri podcast and the bob and sheri odd cast would love if you would subscribe rate review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening. Birthdays holidays promotions. There's a lot in this world worth celebrating. But nothing is worth celebrating more than knowledge that pays off like understanding how compound interest works knowing how to check your investment professionals background or figuring out your risk tolerance or finally understanding those terms. Your friends throw around like etf es g. i c. ico learn about these investment products and more investor dot. Gov your unbiased resource for valuable investment information tools and tips before you invest investor dot gov..
"sheri" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Went to my friend's house and she got mad. Now are you all grown up now. I work at a warehouse. And you're in your own up and are you. Are you married or single yes. I'm single single so are you. Are you still living at mom's house. I help her out because she has a kidney problem. Good for you. you're a good. You are a good. You're a good son. She does know her methods. Were a little unorthodox but she raised the man and he loves he loves. The nephew wishes that that he was hers. Listless his tongue. I'm not getting that vibe. God bless your carrying about that young street. We gotta go david. Good luck to you for helping. Thank you for listening. Quoque into the bob and sheri store. You can stock up for summer with deals down every aisle with bob and sheri swag you can use including a really big twenty four rounds bob and sheri lot team mug plus bob and sheri travel mugs and h tuaolo go bottles. Plus our brand new mother all mothers lime with oversized tease candles enormous tote bags and more. Just it's shop at bob and sheri dot com. Leave us with the free bob and sheri app. What people really want in a romantic partner. Twenty twenty one addition rancor asked the thousand new voters and the the rankings have changed with what people want this year as opposed to previous years. Would you like to hear the biggest. Turn on's as someone who is not much of a talker. Would you like to hear them would. Okay the best traits in a woman. This is what men want. Right now. number ten is to be funny number nine pleasant than friendly in love with me. Smart kind hearted loving on his supportive and the number one best trait guys are looking for loyal. The best traits in a man number ten faithful than thoughtful number eight is responsible. Seven is dependable by the way responsible and dependable are not even on what men want. Memorial loyal is number. Five honest is number. Four three is kind number two is loving and the best trait that That women want in a man is to be trustworthy so it's fateful thoughtful responsible dependable respect a loyal honest kind loving and trustworthy in a man. I'm so maintenance. Here's what i want. A tide eater who's not much of a talker. That'll be. that's all ticks. Wow you are you are In easy lift their what has changed. Work mouth sh Those attracted to women have become a little less superficial attractive. Was the number four most important trade in women last year and this year it didn't even break the top ten so men were looking for something more than just physical attraction honesty and loyalty a less important to man. The number one most desired traded men. Last year was honest but this year it's number four. Everybody wants a pleasant woman. We're not really sure what people meant as i'm reading here when they said pleasant but it's in the top ten what what is a pleasant person romantically. Oh he's pleasant someone who's not negative someone who's not argumentative. Someone who is friendly to visitors and relatives someone who someone who doesn't follow you around making your life. Just allow it harder my version of his or her presence. That wouldn't my definition of someone who's pleasant plunger pleasant is. I don't know it's it's sort of Just it should be. there is a basic. Shouldn't it through a pleasant person. You about. A lot of people are not pleasant people. Don't realize what you wanna be with it. Why would you wanna be with. Someone is not pleasant anybody's sets out and says here's what. I'm shooting for shooting for kind of an unpleasant dirtbag. Let me know if you know anybody. You don't shoot it just sort of happens and fool. Sometimes people become unpleasant because of the things that life is doing to them. Oh yeah that's for sure. There are people that are just. They just sort of have an unpleasant nature. I mean you know people like this. We've worked people like this. Then you know the sun is shining. The sky is blue. Things are reasonably okay and they can find something crappy. Exactly good. Good people going on here. Good listeners are no longer needed. A good listener was not even on the list for female partners. I think y'all have just given up. You've given up on us being good listeners. And just said please be clean and don't speak too much intelligence. I've learned in the lockdown is. I've said everything so you don't need to listen unpleasant. right right. Intelligence became more important in women and less important in men. Intelligence is important in any romantic partner but it seems more valued in women than in men. Smart dropped from number nine to number fifteen this year and blondes are back in style. Boats the hottest man in the hottest woman of two thousand twenty. Are chris hemsworth and scarlett johansson. They were considered the sexiest biggest. Turn ons. I went when i think about. What makes chris. Hemsworth are scarlett johansson. Hot hair color wasn't even on my shortlist. I mean it's chris hemsworth and scarlett even human. You can't use them a yardstick for both. They're both blonde dish though They're both blonde platinum blonde's but they're both blonde and scarlett johansson colored hair. No i'm sorry. I'm sorry scarlett i know you know. Please please don't brunettes. I don't like brunettes. Scarlett i get. I get the whole thing like with. Could you just be pleasant. Could heathens spe- pleasant big deal. It's really it is. It's a bigger deal than you realize until you find yourself cooped up with an unpleasant person and you're like gosh you know you're awfully under pleasant. It sounds like such a fifties thing to ask of somebody this line. It's so black and white sitcom pleasant. I don't know anybody that's let's look looked at the news or access your social media just in the past twenty four hours news. That unpleasant is the brand right now for everybody bobbing sherry. You're listening to the best of berman sharing the fun size. Podcast the sharable life-sized this. Show my texting.
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"Actually if we do he has fun. Top of ourselves right in our living room. He really wanted. He was always in love with you. And i think i think so. He's in love with you but he didn't feel that he could. He could make the move for whatever he didn't have the confidence than you were with somebody else. That's great and you're happy right. Well thank you on the one hand for being a very good caller with an interesting story and never call again. Because now i have a new nickname. I have a lot of them. I'm sorry it's alright sweet. Thank you sorry tense. What i heard is the best paul practice. What it gets better reviews sent to your phone and qualified for fandango gift card text movie to eight eight eight bob sherry. No you don't really believe in astrology But zodiac fact which is one of the things i follow on twitter tweet it. A bunch of one liners about each astrological sign. And tell me this tell me. This isn't true okay. Just give me this one little piece of truth. Who are you ready to more open minded than me going home time. Is there in the spring seared wide open. I'll describe. I'll say what it says about me. I and tell me if you disagree. Capricorn can't go one day without being an overachiever. Yeah that's true. I mean that's true that is true to it's my curse and my blessing right. it's true. A capricorn kanka one day without being A virgo can't go one day without overthinking it's really Really true but you're upset about it. I mean you're coming on like people always admire overachievers. Oh don't be an overachiever. But they admire them secretly admires over thinker. No so that starts off my day with a foot in the bucket. You know what. I mean thanks. Let's rethink this. Is it true. drop it. Is it true that no-one admires and over thinker. No one does not it just it. It says this person is is so uptight and so paranoid that he can't get out of his own way even an and he has you know what he's got no game because he sees what it is then goes. I could be wrong. Because i don't believe in myself. And and he thinks it and thinks it and thinks it who wants to be around. Somebody like that do you. Who would admire that. You know what i hope. Little jimmy here grows up to be an over thinkers that it is and we've heard that and over thinkers thought to be a person of inaction. That's why in action. Yes and over that here. Not me but i'm just saying that's what that's what we many times. My actions are wrong misled something that i have to think about that. Oh don't do that again. Yeah let's hope little. Jimmy grow up to be no never heard that you ever heard anybody. Say that about the kid. We're sir excited about her. She's she's only four but she's showing all the signs of welcome to over thinkers anonymous. My name is bob bob over. Think everything. I used to shoot from the hip lot into a lot of trouble did. That's when i became an over thinker over thinker. So north thinking he never gets anything done. Is that what it is liz. I'm you're reading all this one liners a capricorn. Can't go one day without being overachiever. A virgo can't go one day without being an over thinker. A scorpio can't go one day without feeling in control you know. When i became an over thinker i became an over thinker when some some things started going wrong in my life and not the obvious ones that i'm Experience the last couple of years but just Some time ago little thing. Yeah this model things that you know sometimes turn into big things and so you start you know perhaps analyzing a little bit more and as you get a little bit older. I i thank you start. You know analyzing a little bit more. I don't want to go there. That could be what would be a good. Let's say you are raising a young over thinker. What are some good careers where that overthinking can be harnessed and and made to serve the greater good think-tank. Oh yeah i mean what. Better place for an over thinker that a think tank. Whatever happened to bob. oh he. he's in a washington think-tank really yeah yeah. They found out he was in over. What is it over thing over thinker and so they hired him for think tank in washington all day long is in an office where he thinks and then he comes out and he tells them what. What do you like. you wouldn't enjoy that. oh. I'm not saying. I wouldn't enjoy that. I'd love it. That last part come out of the tank and share your thoughts. That's exactly right you. The best part of the day mary. I'm i'm leaving radio to join a think tank. I'll be thinking all about everything. Same old same old. So what besides a think tank. It wouldn't over thinker be good at what in over thinker be a good analyst policy analysts policy analyst. Yeah but you know what over thinkers tend to be Middle-management and not the big thinkers. I i know this. Think about the people. That in two hours crafting a memo about sharpening your pencil in the break room. Yeah yeah but that. That's not me at that seriously now. Because you're you're over your specialized over thinker you know you're not just some running the mill middle-management over thinkers. Sounds like a good thing. Bob but i'm not sure. Yeah curry every notice when there are many of them. It's not good. It's bob and sheri. Congratulations sheri lynch named one of the most influential women in radio again this year. It's bob and sheri before things that can ruin your looks. Let's face it. We all like to look at right. I don't care who you are you you would like to look as good as you can and these are four things that will ruin your looks. I'm gonna start with number four and go to number one. Are you listening. Todd i know you know what one of them is don't turn your head.
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Search For Clues Continues In String Of Unprovoked Waltham Attacks, Greater Boston Area
"Random, unprovoked attacks continues in Waltham, with one more added last night. WBZ Sherry Small has the details. The count is now up to 10 in a string of random attacks on people in Waltham in just Over two weeks. All of the attacks have a couple things in common. All of the victims airmen who were alone in the city when they were jumped. The attacker appears to be lying in wait and attacking their victims by surprise, usually from behind. It's so alarming Waltham police sent out a reverse 911 call at this time. It is unknown how many perpetrators are involved, as physical descriptions have very between white and black nails. All of the attacks happening between 5 30 11 30 at night, some at the Garden CREss department comped Lex. Other attacks reported in the downtown areas of Chestnut Street and Charles Street, be aware of your surroundings at all times and avoid being distracted when walking alone. Sheri Small WBZ Boston's news radio, It's 10
The Virtual Reptilian Cult
"On july fifteenth. Two thousand seventeen. The son had just begun to rise over the quiet town of cool ball township pennsylvania when a gunshot rang through the air. Operator's answered a disturbing call just moments later and heard the panicked voice of forty two year old barbara rogers she cried. My boyfriend had a gun. He told me to press the trigger. Oh my god he's dead. Police rushed to the scene there on the floor of the tan double wide trailer late thirty two year old. Stephen minot a forty five caliber gunshot wound in his forehead. Barbara rogers stood beside his lifeless body. The firearm nearby barbara immediately claimed that she was innocent stating that her and many. Oh were deeply in love barbara. Even used stevens last name though they were not legally married. Despite her protestations barbara was arrested and police began their investigation. But perhaps barbara's protests weren't as far fetched as police had assumed a cursory internet search revealed. That barbour stephen were active members of an online cult. Run by a woman named sharee schreiner. The detectives searched for answers would lead investigators down a dark path filled with coded messages alien lizards and vampires. Hi i'm greg paulson. And i'm vanessa. Richardson and this is cults. Park has original every tuesday. We look at occult practices their leader and their followers. You can find all episodes of cults and all other podcast originals. Free on spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts to stream. Cults for free on spotify just opened the app and type cults in the search bar at cast. Were grateful for you our listeners. You will allow us to do what we love. Let us know how we're doing reach out on facebook and instagram. At podcast and twitter at podcast network. And if you enjoy today's episode the best way to help us is to leave a five star review. Wherever you're listening it really does help. This is our first and only episode on sherry schreiner. The woman behind a virtual reptilian kalt will explore her troubled childhood as well as how schreiner used the internet to cultivate her following sherry. J. schreiner was born on december eleventh. Nineteen sixty five in cleveland. Ohio into a devout god fearing christian family. She attended private christian schools and went to church every sunday. Surrounded by discussions of jesus and religion. Schreiner never remembered a time when she wasn't thinking about discussing reading the bible while sherry was a very private person of the information that's known about our comes from her self published books in one titled bible codes revealed the coming. Ufo invasion sherry claimed that she was proclaiming. God's name by the age of two and she was reborn by the age of five however also at that time she developed horrific haunting night terrors which she described in vivid detail sherry wrote. A figure would stand at the foot of my bed and stare at me as i lay trying to sleep. Fear and sheer terror with grip every muscle and bone. I had it was at least seven feet tall dark and evil. I would shrivel under my blankets and pray for it to go away. I did not know what it was other than feeling it was some evil being straight from hell and i certainly did not know what it wanted. Vanessa's going to take over on the psychology here and throughout the episode please note. Vanessa is not a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist. But she has done a lot of research for this show. thanks greg. The national sleep foundation explained that night terrors can have several causes including extreme tiredness lack of sleep or stress. It is quite possible that stress of her family's devout contributed to share his night terrors. As a child though. We don't know the specifics of the situation. Perhaps sheri's family put pressure on her to adhere to a specific code of conduct prescribed by their faith sheri's terrors continued to haunt her well into her adolescence as the years passed. She had a revelation. These visions were not some anonymous shadowy figures but evil demons sent by lucifer to kill her. She proclaimed herself lucifer's arch enemy. Though she hid this title from those around her by the age of twelve sherry had read the bible from front to back and was particularly interested. In the book of revelation the final book of the christian bible known for its strange imagery and apocalyptic predictions schreiner was fascinated by the concepts of the end of days and the arrival of the anti christ but despite shriners deep immersion in biblical studies. She hated her religion. She disagreed with much of christianity and brandon herself a nonconformist becoming the black sheep of her family but sherry shifted her biblical prophecy studies to the side while she focused on higher education she dreamed of pursuing a career in television news broadcasting
The Walmart Haul
"First Up, we have a lot of warm products which hopefully remained warm. Before we try them first up. We have Kellogg's brand new waffles in fun flavors. I have to say, I was like freaking out we have two flavors to try today but there was a third flavor we didn't get that was super cute. The flavors were trying our Unicorn which tastes like cotton candy and birthday cake, which is yellow cake with rainbow. Sprinkles. These are not only available at Walmart. They're also at target Safeway and more and what I noticed about these is that they're very large large like the size of rigging frozen waffles do smell amazing they really do. And I, also GONNA say usually frozen waffles tastes the same I have high hopes for these I think these are gonna be different. What are you trying I? What's the Yellow One? Is What the Unicorn? Birthday. Look it looks like a birthday. Okay. Let's go birthday cake. Okay. That tastes like a birthday cake. These are really moist. They taste like cake. That's really good and the stats are really not bad hundred and thirty calories per waffle two and a half grams of fat five smart points. But I want to say one thing like these are not I feel like in the past like four or five weeks, we've tried a lot of frozen waffles. And they're all the same even the ones who trader Joe's that are Pumpkin flavored. There's something about this waffle. That's a little special do agree. Yeah. Definitely, and I was just noticing that you don't need butter or Maple Syrup on that. I mean this is just fine by itself. You know I totally grandma try the Unicorn cotton catches interesting because they have such perfectly deep wells. What do you call those nooks and crannies? what do you call in English mapping it is. Yeah. Waffle House. Yeah. They're really Nice deep-sea coach and a lot of Sierra remade ours pacman. Oh cute wait. What are the little dots in this one? Sheri's berries I think right and cotton candy. I like the birthday cake more. Yes, that's amazing. These are amazing. Kellogg's makes eggo right. But these are not under the eggo brand I. Don't think are they know? They're not. So you don't have to leg that is really interesting for her. Nope you don't have to go your Lego Mike. Okay next we are trying this is a product that I find very exciting and unique foster farms. The chicken people they have a new product called bold bites. They're marketed as kids bowl by. So they're like you get these in the fridge section and they're small individually wrapped packs like pouches of chicken and they come in flavors we have Taco and pizza today and what I really love about these portion controlled. It's sort of like saying, Hey, kids you can snack on chicken like like from being I would just dump this pouch. It tastes good into super on top of a salad it's fifty calories worth-a-chicken. Looks Amazing what are we trying? Why did you get all the fun flavors like Taco, Pizza, I can't open. which WANNA restarting with them pastor, which can open pizza Jamie can open I. Don't have the strength. s these high in sodium. No. Not really right. Three clear to read the sodium for those of us who don't have our reading. It's three fifty, which is not terribly. No this is good. I would not say tastes like pizza but I would put this on a pizza at fifty calories worth. Let's see. We got spicy lally trion. That's good but I feel like it's a stretch to call at pizza. Wait I a little bit of like Italian seasoning. Okay. Yeah. No I like it I like the concept I like creative. Let's try the TACO. Just I'm impressed and it tastes like white meat chicken breast doesn't taste like unidentifiable parts of a chicken. TACO measure making tacos. That is excellent first of all. This is what I would do. I would take those new cauliflower Ortega Taco shells that they sent us same thing and I would just like loaded up and make a chicken Taco out of this. Don't goods while he? Put it over, put it over cauliflower rice and then scuba salsa. These? This is great. This particular flavor. Terrific I don't WanNa give any preliminary ratings but it will rate. Hi.
Lamar Reveiws - Dead To Me
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Morons in the news
"Have three quickies for you here Starting off with a woman in Florida. Who kept trying to kiss random strangers at a bar? She then called nine one one to report the business was not enforcing social distancing rules. Once again this was a woman from Florida in a bar so I know it doesn't connect her going up and kissing random people and then calling nine one one herself but that's Florida am. That's what happened. I guess the biggest shock. Here's the calling nine. One one hundred it is it everything else. Just sounds like Wednesday. Right exactly A Huge House party in Los Angeles. That was breaking. Stay at home. Rules ended when a man accidentally shot himself in the Groin. I can't tell you how many parties menin shot themselves in the groin and it just puts a pall on the whole thing. It just brings it down. It's the in difficult the good times. It really is forever even if you're not the one with the with the bullet in the groin around things as more on of the day is a South Korean soccer team. They played a match last Sunday of because South Korea's reopening from its very strict corona coronavirus lockdown and the team which is called. Fc Soul. They won the match against Guangzhou F C. They said that they felt bad at the players didn't have any fans in the stand. So they got the. They got a hold of them themselves. A whole bunch of love dolls and put face masks on them and put them in the picture. I saw the picture and you know what the not only are that are. The sex dolls are love dolls wearing masks. They're also socially distanced at least feet. Apart in the state in their defense they had ordered mannequins but the supplier gave them these love dolls and it was fans watching notice. That not only were these dolls wearing clothes with sex doll logo the company of the sex doll on it. They were real real busty which is not a typical thing for mannequins especially must've must've been quite a game because all of the dolls were going. Lou. Oh they were surprised but todd initially called them sex dose and then corrected him so a love dogs to make it more politically noticed that myself. I wanted to go along the way he described it to and I just you know so. I'm sorry I apologize. Sort very unhappy enthusiastic to the cheering on their team. Text the word Moron to eight eight eight two six two seven four three seven. We'll send this straight to your phone and when you do that you're automatically registered to win a bottle of our very involuntary hand sanitizer called people make me sick and next in line. We go to Devon England. A police department. They're rated drug dealers house. They found cocaine. They found Scales and a lot of money inside but they did not find the drug dealer. At least they didn't find him until they went outside and they looked up. It turned out. The Guy Tried to escape by climbing through the skylight to hide on the roof and he ran out so fast he was totally naked and holding a box full of marijuana. They eventually talked him. Come down and arrest him. Let me just say if you find yourself on your roof naked holding drugs. You need to change your life's path. How has the change? How big of a box. Don't smoke at all once chief. We're in lockdown last. How big of a box did he have a not say? It did not say how big it was.
Morons: Call him the Bobcat bandit!
"All right. Let's go to today's more on day out of Santa Fe New Mexico police. There are searching for suspects. Lead officers on a low speed chase and Santa Fe while Bob Cat tractor. The Bob Cap bandit was in the evening. Took them on a five mile? An hour chase through town repeatedly ignoring commands to stop the Bob Cat and eventually plowed his way from garb wire fled into a field on put and disappeared got away. How is that loss? And this is the rarest thing more on news because he did something illegal while doing something illegal and then he took off on foot and got away and I'm pretty sure we've never had that combination know. I guess if it's a even that he's going five miles an hour but those those sticks they throw down probably wouldn't work with a Bob test tires right. Well he took that stolen Bob cat right through the barbed
Morons: I have a political beef!
"Go to Franklin Georgia for today's more on of the day it's a Georgia councilman a Clifford Henry Giles. He's been charged by the jour-jour Bureau of Investigation for swapping the price tag on a beef tenderloin with that of a cheaper pork tenderloin the piggly-wiggly and councilmen picked up the tenderloin which had a eighty three dollar price tag on it and swapped it out with the twelve dollar price tag on the pork. He's fifty four years old and was arrested. The next day on theft charges I did not make it clear how they came to suspect Councilman Giles. And it wasn't immediately clear. He has a lawyer. That's GONNA speak on his behalf. All we know is is that probably store security plus the councilman swapping price tags. I wonder if he had one of those piggly wiggly t shirts that kids like I have. I HAVE A BLACK SHIRT
Lamar reviews 'The Stranger'
"Good friend of ours recommended the stranger and she was not wrong. The Stranger is based on a novel by Hauling Cohen. And it was originally set in New Jersey but Netflix chose to move to England because evidently British mysteries or a lot cooler than American mysteries. And I don't disagree but along with that. Coolness comes that British accent that makes everybody sound smarter and what they're saying seem more important. It has its own set of problems. I can't always understand what they're saying to characters home sentences that will make everything clear with a hugely dramatic consequence and cargoes wait. What did you say go? We wish? Stop and rewind which means instead of going back to riot before the two sentences we wind up twelve minutes earlier so they're not trying to fast forward back to where we were and zoo passed it and then we see some that we should have seen until we understood those two sentences and callers like what are you doing and I said I'm over here if you could do any better take the remote now. We're having a fight over this because it's it's nuts nuts and it happened at least three or four times in each episode. So now it's like I don't know the words they're using this need. I need less mumbling. Okay and so what? I should have done what I'm telling everybody else to do. If you have this problem it's turn on the closed caption it so you can see what these fools are talking about. It's at don't ever have this problem. One Lamar the TV show peaky blinders learned how to turn the clothes caption on A. I agree with what you're saying but right now there's some guy from England who's living in the United States saying are you telling me some guy from Georgia is criticizing how the English speak what they invented the language. At least it looks like they could speak it clearly. Mean no it's true. It's very and the toughest understand out of the all of the United Kingdom Areas is Scotland Scottish. Accent to me. I can't even understand what they're selling. Well I keep them I turn on the closed caption for peaky blinders and for outlander because when some of the side outlander characters dodger that. I'm pretty sure that Berta just said something critical to the plot. I have no idea what it was so I feel you Lamar. When Kelly was learning Japanese. She told me that she would. She would go to this place where the old Japanese men were talked to them. She said the hardest thing to understand is old because everybody they've been talking to each other for so long they just sort of say half the word and everybody's sort of picks up and I think this is what's happening here. I'm not getting the whole things I don't know anyway. Back to the story the series Stewart Richard Armitage and hit as Adam price season attorney has a wife and two boys. He's approached by this attractive young woman. The Stranger played by Hannah. Joe John Cameron and she tells him that his wife has a secret and she has been lying to him for the last two years she tells him or he can find the proof and now that he knows that she's a liar. He no longer has to stay with her so this she just leaves now. When he confronts his wife his wife says well. There's more to it and I'll tell you everything but not right this minute it while this is going on. A decapitated animal is discovered in the middle of the town. Along with that comes. Multiple visits from the stranger to other people naked bodies found in the woods. Really Bad Cup. I really good cup murder embezzlement blackmail infidelity and so many other things that have nothing to do with each other or do they have power. They connected snowden brings more questions but no answers. It's just definitely been show. You can't stop once you start there eight episodes. They're forty two minutes just rated TV may for language include the F word a lot edgier seat twist and turns with a lot of surprises and a lot of British monklands. It's you have no idea what's going on but overall it's a good series. My schoolwork is four solid budweiser. I enjoyed
Morons: Speeding to get the cheaper bread
"Today's more of the day was a driver Who was caught driving at one hundred ten miles an hour when the cops pulled them over for speeding he was also more than one hundred miles from his home in London. Which is on lockdown. He had two little kids in the back seat of that car but he was driving one hundred ten miles an hour and he told the COPS. The bread is cheaper. Where I'm headed and so we're trying to save a little money while we're in lockdown so I'm on my way to get cheaper bread and the police said you drove one hundred miles from home at one hundred ten miles an hour to save fifty cents on the loaf of bread. Baloney Baloney exactly. Text the word Moron. Two eight eight two six to seven four three seven we will send today's more of the day directly to your phone and you'll be automatically registered to win a bottle of our very own hand sanitizer. It's called people make me
Groundhogs like pizza too
"Today's Morin of the day is really going to start your Monday because today is Monday by the way even though it feels like Tuesday's because every day is Tuesday now today's Monday and this is going to start your day and kick your week off. You're gonNA feel so good. It is horrible. It is precious. It happened in Philadelphia and that is the first time anyone has ever described anything that comes out. The Philadelphia is adorable impression. But a woman named Preston Bagnall was at home with her family. Quarantine minding their own business and they have a sliding glass door that looks out into their yard and something caught her eye and she looked and sitting on the other side of her sliding glass door was an actual groundhog clutching a piece of pizza in. Its tiny little pause staring in at the family and eating pizza so the woman did a double take. You don't see a pizza eating groundhog your backyard. Every day and the groundhog stayed for more than an hour eating pizza and watching the family. They have two dogs. Groundhog didn't care ground. Dogs were on the other side of the glass. She rolled video on it and pizza. Groundhog has become the quarantine symbol of hope that the city of brotherly love the need it and we have the video and it is precious. I mean looks like punks. Have Tony Phil Eating? A piece of an honestly. I don't think that's frozen pizza. That looks pretty artisanal. I got I got to tell you these days. Depending on what day of the week is might fight that hard for that piece of listen you see the pizza. It looked good gonNA fight that hog
Today's Morons...There's no licking at the grocery store
"One of things that this terrible global pandemic created for all of us a whole new category of war on in the news. And that's the person who thinks the viruses a hoax and they go in and they commit all sorts of acts of assault and vandalism using their bodily fluids and coughing sneezing as more of the day is Jennifer Walker. She comes to us from South Lake. Tahoe and she went into a first restores. Landau a safe place for. She's fifty three years old by the way so for anybody that thinks. Oh these kids today. Every one of the people that are doing that have done. This kind of crime are all at least forty years old. She's fifty three years old. She walked into the grocery store and she began licking things and ultimately she licked nearly two thousand dollars worth of merchandise all of which had to be trashed because none of it was being saved for sale. She's been charged with felony vandalism because guess what after she licked everything it touched everything and then lifted. Some more turned out that she wasn't going to be able to pay for single one of those items so they arrested or charged with felony vandalism. They talked her into L. Dorado County jail which sounds like something on but cowboy movie. She's being held on ten thousand dollars. Bond. And because we've never had a situation with the woman living in today it's kind of unclear. What sort of punishment? We're going to have people to do this kind of thing. If you WANNA see what a fifty-three-year-old grocery licking evil person looks like tech the word Moron to eighteen sixty seven or seven. We will send it straight to your phone and you'll be automatically entered to win our special Bobby Terry Hand sanitizer which is called people. Make me sick. You know. That's the second woman in the last week or so. Who has done something like that? Do you remember the story? I had a woman who licked something like thirty two thousand dollars worth of groceries and meats and seafood and and then was arrested taken right to jail and they. That store wants money. Thirty two thousand dollars you know. Here's what I'm thinking. There is somebody who's either online or he's got a radio show. Tv show and he's calling bs on all of this and he's telling people to do things that are disrupted and there are certain amount of people who are stupid enough to listen. It's like we learned from the dark night. Some people just want to watch the world burn We had that woman in Wisconsin. Movie linking the handles of a grocery store freezer. And I don't care what you believe. Don't believe what you think or don't think if you're willing to put your tongue on something that a million people have touched you're
Morons: Its not Roadhouse.. Its a roundhouse!
"It's morons in the news. Here's Bob and Sharon Kotkin kickoff morons in the news today with our Moron of the day take it away tied. And there's a young lady in Florida of all places and she got into an altercation with her boyfriend and what happened was the man said when the police showed up that they were lying in bed together and told victim that she wanted to have Some together and he denied her that because of the fact that the lady was going to leave him and get back with us but well the woman then decided to get up in an agitated state and in the altercation yet this is quoted in the report she roundhouse kick demand in. Nope IS REAL LIFE. You round out kicked him and the lady is a black belt in martial. Art is what so when she was detained. The paramedic showed up. She then coughed on the paramedics and screamed. I have corona virus and she was then taken to the hospital where they have not been confirmed whether she did or not but she is being held on seven thousand dollars worth of bond in Florida. I bet she does not have shoes. Just one angry woman you know if anybody can roundhouse kick look. I'm not saying I haven't had my share disappointment and good for you. Lady looked on Sunday around one thirty in the morning. Somebody's listening to this gold. Andy Lynch that was parked in front of a hospital in Philly and they took the ambulance at this period. In our country's history they took it for a joy ride. That's bad enough but apparently they didn't realize that he. Tm was in the back of the ambulance when the TM guy figured out what was going on he called nine one one during the joy. Reid and then when it's slowed down a little bit. He jumped out of the moving ambulance. The he didn't do well. He had to be treated for cuts and bruises at a hospital. The cops eventually found the ambulance abandoned in a parking lot mall so far. They haven't found a dude. Who did this? They will share his and finally Fleecing Carolina looking for two guys who chained in ATM to a stolen pickup truck and tried to drag it away. I'm on Zero Times. Sweep the news. What love a moron? That is not a quitter.